The Morning Rant

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Watching the Democratic meltdown over the DOJ moving to drop the criminal case against General Flynn has been amusing. "But he's GUILTY! HE EVEN ADMITTED HE WAS GUILTY!!" they shriek. Conveniently forgetting obvious fact that plea deals are a regular occurrence in our justice system, so that happens quite a lot. Also, in this case, they threatened to go after the guy's family if he didn't cut a deal, so maybe that had something to do with it, too.

And the reason why the DOJ dropped the case, that they couldn't find a "legitimate investigative basis" for the Flynn prosecution, is simply ignored. They don't address it, other than to holler that WAG Barr is a 'traitor'.

And then it's "Flynn colluded with a foreign power to influence the election." So now we're back to the Russian collusion hoax.

The continual gaslighting is astounding.

And on a completely different note, I just noticed a $2400 deposit in my savings account from fedgov. I guess that's our "stimulus" money.

First of all, it ain't real money, it's debt money, and eventually we'll have to pay some Chinese guy.

Second, with all of these emergency edicts flying around and some governors and mayors really letting their inner tyrant run around free, and questions about how much of this stuff is going to turn into something permanent, I think $2400 doesn't begin to cover the value of the rights we've surrendered. Listen to that officious uber-Karen in the Ventura County video below. He really sounds quite pleased with the new oppressive regime he's about to help implement, and it's disturbing to know that people like him are in government.



The Rise of the Karen Empire:





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Another Constitutional Brainiac Weighs In:



Sounds About Right:

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This is How You Play Hardball:



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Reminds Me of Black Friday Sales:



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Monday's celebs: Last time, we were treated to the bodacious gams of Joan Blondell, whom I find to be the most appealing of the early Hollywood actresses. Looking for an appropriate match for her, I discovered early Hollywood leading man Warren William in a movie they made together, Gold Diggers of 1933. But thanks to imsb.com's 'collaborations' search, they were in a bunch of other movies together, including 3 on a Match, Smarty, Goodbye Again, and Stage Struck.


Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chocolate Marble Pound Cake:

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Pound cake recipe here.

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:12 AM (hYcqw)

2 First

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:12 AM (Zm+LZ)

3 Damnit

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:12 AM (Zm+LZ)

4 I will get the others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (LZcDP)

5 Peter Weller and I don't know.

I don't remember her in Robocop, so I guess that's not the connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (LvTSG)

6 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (Do5/p)

7 th

Posted by: Cosda at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (n6DvV)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (arJlL)

9 Who Dis: Amanda Pays Peter Welker in ????

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:14 AM (ch6++)

10 Are Murder Hornets the new 30 Wild Hogs?

Posted by: Allie at May 08, 2020 11:14 AM (vmRc0)

11 Ahhh, not Welker but Weller.
Well, that's what I get for not checking my work before turning it in.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (ch6++)

12 Buckaroo Banzai!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)

13 Murphy the robocop.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (X/Pw5)

14 5 Peter Weller and I don't know.
I don't remember her in Robocop, so I guess that's not the connection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:13 AM (LvTSG)


( *hovers finger over trap door button, then retracts it* )

So you get partial credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (MZuQs)

15 Robocop

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (PHxng)

16 Last time, we were treated to the bodacious gams of Joan Blondell, whom I find to be the most appealing of the early Hollywood actresses.

Why is that?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

17 "But he's GUILTY! HE EVEN ADMITTED HE WAS GUILTY!!" they shriek. Conveniently forgetting obvious fact that plea deals are a regular occurrence in our justice system, so that happens quite a lot.
++++++++++++
The cognitive dissonance is astounding and it is institutionalized.

The same person who says "I support funds like The Innocence Project to help free people who were wrongfully convicted and give them their lives back" also says "Flynn is definitely guilty because he plead guilty and that's final."

And the same person who says "All cops are violent, racist thugs who enforce state power at the expense of inner city denizens" is the same person who says "Only cops should have guns."

It's astounding how clouding ideology can be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)

18 Let's seal up Schiff, Comey, Nadler, Pelosi, Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Susan Rice, Hillary, ValJar and everyone at CNN and MSLSD in a room with two nests of Murder Hornets and watch what happens.

I'd PPV for that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (ptqGC)

19 12 Buckaroo Banzai!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)


That's one of the movies he was in, but she was not.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (MZuQs)

20 Oh, I looked up the connection.

I've seen that movie.

It was bad and stupid, but I've seen that movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

21 So sick and tired of people that don't understand or want freedom.

List is so long now.

*makes note to self: buy moar ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (Isn+8)

22 Was she in Buckaroo Banzai?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

23 How DARE we want freedom!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

24 The most interesting thing is Trump out and out stated this was Treason and Obama was responsible for on LIVE TV and not one Manhattan Media outfit has reported that. How do they miss a sitting president calling out his predecessor as a TRAITOR and not report that? Fucking wheels within wheels.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (A7lT5)

25 28th

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (iPbC0)

26 I don't suppose anyone in the MFM has approached a spokesmouth for the Innocence Project concerning Gen Flynn's innocence. The cognitive dissonance would be entertaining to watch.

Posted by: Old Dude at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (LGXGf)

27 24 The most interesting thing is Trump out and out stated this was Treason and Obama was responsible for on LIVE TV and not one Manhattan Media outfit has reported that. How do they miss a sitting president calling out his predecessor as a TRAITOR and not report that? Fucking wheels within wheels.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (A7lT5)

==========

They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.

And they think he may be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

28 So -

I decided to treat myself to a 1-month, 1-dollar subscription to the Epoch Times, and the first issue dropped on my doorstep today.

I like. Nice and girthy, with lots of news, fashion and social sections. Like an honest Sunday NYT. I'd recommend it if you like to sit in a comfy chair with a cup of tea and read the paper for an hour or so.

And I would really like to shake hands with whomever puts together their comic quarter-page; along with modern strips like Dilbert and Red and Rover, there is also a Mutt and Jeff from, if I know my strips, the late 'teens / early 'twenties. I love it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

29 Weller is weird to me. It seems like he got shorter as he got older.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)

30
It's been 22 days since John Brennan's last tweet.


Someone is sweating bullets.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (3aI0K)

31 Listen to that officious uber-Karen in the Ventura County video below. He really sounds quite pleased with the new oppressive regime he's about to help implement, and it's disturbing to know that people like him are in government.


It was better in the original Deutsch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

32 The only reason I knew that was Amanda Pays was that I religiously watched the late 1980s "The Flash" TV show.

Maybe Weller made an appearance at some point there?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (ch6++)

33 The connection in Who Dis? is both were in the movie "Leviathan."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (PiwSw)

34 16 Last time, we were treated to the bodacious gams of Joan Blondell, whom I find to be the most appealing of the early Hollywood actresses.

Why is that?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (2JVJo)


Other than the bodacious gams, it's her face. She's got this pixie-ishh, almost-mischievous, almost-innocent smile that makes her almost unbearably sexy. To me.

I take it you're not a fan of Ms. Blondell?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (MZuQs)

35 Call with State of Michigan Treasurer:
Question - Will you require antigen testing (for state employees) as a condition of employment?
Answer - Well we will be informed by best practices and different risk profiles of different units may be more or less reason to have testing in place
Translation - we are considering it and probably yes

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (PHxng)

36
not sure who she is, but the guy is Peter Weller (of "Robocop" fame)

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (x3cyw)

37 I'm glad I got out of Ventura county, and California, back in 2018, even if Ohio sucks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (SgjGX)

38 @OregonMuse
Is that your first COVID-19 payment? Or is it a second payment? I got a payment a month ago but I wonder if there will be a second one?

Posted by: Frankie Lee at May 08, 2020 11:20 AM (7YqDN)

39 First of all, it ain't real money, it's debt money, and eventually we'll have to pay some Chinese guy."

We're not ever going to "pay it back" to anyone, or consequence is that in the end, "Dollars" will simply become as worthless as pesos, and the wealthy will move their holdings into something else. The only real question is how many years that will take to play out. If we can milk it for 20 or 30 years, at least the Boomers don't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 11:20 AM (V2Yro)

40 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 08, 2020 11:20 AM (w6cjO)

41 33 The connection in Who Dis? is both were in the movie "Leviathan."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (PiwSw)


You are correct, sir!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:20 AM (MZuQs)

42 Listen to that officious uber-Karen in the Ventura County video below. He really sounds quite pleased with the new oppressive regime he's about to help implement, and it's disturbing to know that people like him are in government.

Keep an eye on the "translator" next to him. She's practically creaming herself in glee.

People need to swing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)

43 Natasha Kinsky?

Posted by: spypeach at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Up/Jb)

44 21 So sick and tired of people that don't understand or want freedom.

List is so long now.

*makes note to self: buy moar ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (Isn+

Way too many people just want to use State Power to ruin (or end) the lives of those that they don't like.

Posted by: Allie at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (vmRc0)

45 When we find someone with Covid, we will isolate you...

Fu*k you asshole. Try and isolate me muthafu*ka.

That little video ought to send chills up every spine in America.
Well, for those who still have a spine.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (axyOa)

46 Amanda Pays

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (3aI0K)

47 They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.

And they think he may be right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (LvTSG)
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I think there is a system in place now. My guess is that there is a DNC/Press review corps that sends feedback to the Press organs in real time. Not talking points - those come later - but simple "stop/go; comment/don't comment" messages to give them time to develop the talking points and not have the narrative form *at all* while they're working on it.

Like with Flynn. The narrative was set on that before the release (they knew it was coming) as "but he said he was guilty and so this is corruption." For things that happen in real time, though, it would not surprise me at all if they have shot-callers tagging things as go/no-go to keep their organs in line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (hYcqw)

48 I saw some pushback about "Asian" Murder Hornets - the Asian person questioned how anything oversized and blond could be Asian.

Posted by: vmom 2020 - check out Gen Flynn's book here at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (G546f)

49 38 @OregonMuse
Is that your first COVID-19 payment? Or is it a second payment? I got a payment a month ago but I wonder if there will be a second one?
Posted by: Frankie Lee at May 08, 2020 11:20 AM (7YqDN)


Yes, and because I filed as married joint, I got the double $1200. I'm not expecting any more payments.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (MZuQs)

50 They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.



And they think he may be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

The impulsive Trump is only an act. The real Trump is very careful to have everything lined up, settled, and approved before going forward with a massive real estate development or a counter coup.
But since it isn't fast enough for some nothing will ever happen.
(Until it does.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (75OeF)

51 These screeches don't even know what the corrupt fbi said he was guilty OF.


He said something like "don't escalate because of sanctions" in a long conversation.

Later, not in a real interview, they asked if he talked about sanctions and he said he didn't remember. That was "the lie."

He had no reason to lie so he probably didn't remember if they discussed them other than in broad generalities.


Also why did obama want Russia to over react to the new sanctions?

Also why were they sanctioned? Facebook ads?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (nRWPy)

52 29 Weller is weird to me. It seems like he got shorter as he got older.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (axyOa)

That happened to my Grandmother. Come to think of it, as he got older Peter Weller started to look more and more like somebody's grandmother.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (V2Yro)

53 He really sounds quite pleased with the new oppressive regime he's about to help implement, and it's disturbing to know that people like him are in government.

I just assumed that everyone in government are people like him.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (Do5/p)

54
Peter Weller and Amanda Pays.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (s2VJv)

55 Yes, I am obsessed with my freedom. Obsessed enough to shoot 1000 totalitarians in the face to keep it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (o2MD2)

56 Weller is weird to me. It seems like he got shorter as he got older.

We all do as we age. But if osteoporosis is involved (and it happens to men too), the shortening can be significant.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (7s3Gx)

57 This is my third day staying at a Marriotts. Third day! And I have nothing to add. My cred, it is wasted.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (6WRJw)

58 Ventura County...this is what I left New Jersey for...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (RMN7W)

59 If you let foreigners move here but don't insist they become Americanized and assimilate, you get Anands, if not in the first generation then in subsequent ones. His people cone from a nation where the government has to encourage the populace not to shit in the streets that is dominated by religions ranging from dangerous (Islam) to silly at best (Hinduism). Bring that here, it's a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (H5knJ)

60
They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.

And they think he may be right.
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Well James, what this tells us is Trump will pound the table on Obama's Treason during this election cycle to pay back the Dems for calling him a traitor in the last election and throughout his first term. I think Flamethrower Trump is ready to rumble.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (A7lT5)

61 I wonder if we'll see any suicides among the Comey, Brennan et al crowd?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

62
How DARE we want freedom!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Of what use is freedom to a man with an empty belly?
-something someone said to me back in the 60's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 11:23 AM (aKsyK)

63 50 The impulsive Trump is only an act. The real Trump is very careful to have everything lined up, settled, and approved before going forward with a massive real estate development or a counter coup.
But since it isn't fast enough for some nothing will ever happen.
(Until it does.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (75OeF)

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That wiretap tweet from 2017 is gonna be fun to revisit next week, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:23 AM (LvTSG)

64 Don't forget the original killer bunny (courtesy of Monte Python):
https://youtu.be/a-KVLrXWCt0

Posted by: civil truth at May 08, 2020 11:23 AM (ymrPC)

65 43 Natasha Kinsky?

Posted by: spypeach at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Up/Jb)


Interesting guess, but...

WRONG!

( *presses trap door button* )
( *spypeach falls into creepy crawly spider pit* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:23 AM (MZuQs)

66
Keep an eye on the "translator" next to him. She's practically creaming herself in glee.



People need to swing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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Which brings up a question I've had for a while..
Why the hell do they need a sign-language translator?
Trump's COVID taskforce briefings have closed captioning.. and I believe most of these statewide ones do as well?
Don't deaf people just leave close captioning on all the time?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (CjFDo)

67 Ohio is starting to open up next week. Thank heavens!

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (gLRfa)

68 60
They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.

And they think he may be right.
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Well James, what this tells us is Trump will pound the table on Obama's Treason during this election cycle to pay back the Dems for calling him a traitor in the last election and throughout his first term. I think Flamethrower Trump is ready to rumble.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (A7lT5)

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So, Trump has the money. He has the information on Obama's crimes. He has the AG who seems very interested on correcting the problems the last two AGs introduced into the DOJ. He's got the enthusiasm.

And Democrats have Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

69 I wonder if we'll see any suicides among the Comey, Brennan et al crowd?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

Maybe

Posted by: Hillary! at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (5jBOU)

70 Amanda Pays and Peter Weller in Leviathan.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (DjiZK)

71 I take it you're not a fan of Ms. Blondell?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM (MZuQs)


I adore Blondell. She's part of my fantasy threesome. I just wondered why her and not, say, a Barbara LaMarr or a Dolores Costello.

Here she is in the sadly lost 1933 Convention City with Dick Powell and Guy Kibbee:

https://tinyurl.com/y8ookql5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)

72 "That rabbit's dynamite!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (7s3Gx)

73

That looks like Peter Weller or


a cleverly disguised Murder Hornet.


Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (z0XD8)

74 So, Trump has the money. He has the information on Obama's crimes. He has the AG who seems very interested on correcting the problems the last two AGs introduced into the DOJ. He's got the enthusiasm.

And Democrats have Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

Don't forget CornPop.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (Zm+LZ)

75 That Anand dude needs to go back to where his ancestors came from if he doesn't like freedom. I'm sure that they came here for that freedom but he doesn't want it anymore fine...move on then.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (UUBmN)

76 Can't wait for Trump rallies to restart. So much awesomeness to look forward to.

Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (gLRfa)

77 Are the Flaming Skulls warming up for action?

Posted by: dingbat at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (KylN9)

78 The impulsive Trump is only an act. The real Trump is very careful to have everything lined up, settled, and approved before going forward with a massive real estate development or a counter coup.
But since it isn't fast enough for some nothing will ever happen.
(Until it does.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (75OeF)


"All warfare is deception."

--Sun Tzu

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (MZuQs)

79 Was obama trying to create a huge Russia crisis for incoming Trump?

Why'd they expel the Russian diplomats again?


There was zero evidence russia did anything outside of facebook.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (nRWPy)

80 Don't forget, Holder dropped charges against the Philly black panthers for voter intimidation after they were convicted for far more specious reasons than Barr's here. These people have no leg to stand on.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (ijEPD)

81 . It seems like he got shorter as he got older.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:19 AM


That never happens.

Posted by: Rob Redford at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (DMUuz)

82 61 I wonder if we'll see any suicides among the Comey, Brennan et al crowd?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:22 AM (ptqGC)


Congenitally weak hyoid bones. Tragically undiscovered until it was too late...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (PiwSw)

83 Speaking of robos . . .

Sex robots so realistic you can 'hear heartbeat and breath' in AI breakthrough

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

84 Peter Weller

the chick is familiar

Posted by: vmom 2020 - check out Gen Flynn's book here at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (G546f)

85 Ellen Barkin?

Definitely Peter Weller.

Posted by: Trespassers W at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Konq0)

86 "it ain't real money, it's debt money, and eventually we'll have to pay some Chinese guy."

the new magic money tree (MMT) means we don't have to borrow and pay interest, the Fed Reserve just puts it on their "book". It really is magic.


imo, that really is better than unlimited interest payments, the downside being their is no limit to spending, and many things get manipulated by BigGov. MMT means government can go full socialism without taxation ... just print it baby.


That is why we need the Fed Reserve, but one that protects our monetary system, not one that bails out WallStreet bloat and corruption. For now though, the trillions actually make the USD stronger, because foreign investors see that the US will back up their markets, while other nations are less able to inflate so freely.


so maybe deflation first, then inflation in due time. tick tock ... just another day of unlimited spending ... not quite as bad as the Green New Deal ... but a remaking of our system is underway. (China debt is like one trillion)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

87 https://bit.ly/2WJMbJE
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Stats in Pa. From Speaker of the House Mike Turzai from Tranny Secretary Of Mental Illness Rachel Levine

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Lrula)

88 That Anand dude needs to go back to where his ancestors came from if he doesn't like freedom. I'm sure that they came here for that freedom but he doesn't want it anymore fine...move on then.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (UUBmN)
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Or they came here for "security" and cash from Uncle Sam. In all of the immigration "debate" on TV, it's always about people coming here for "opportunity" or "security" - not for freedom and contribute to the fabric of American life.

Many immigrants surely do come here for the right reasons, but they rarely show up in what passes for our public discourse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)

89 Can't force myself to watch the Ventura County clown. Already suffering through this crap with my wife's town council conference calls. People in power fall in love with power. If they have it, there's nothing they like better than to use it, and COVID-19 terror gives them the perfect and highly virtuous excuse.

Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (QE8X6)

90 And the reason why the DOJ dropped the case, that they couldn't find a "legitimate investigative basis" for the Flynn prosecution, is simply ignored. They don't address it, other than to holler that WAG Barr is a 'traitor'.

And then it's "Flynn colluded with a foreign power to influence the election." So now we're back to the Russian collusion hoax.

The continual gaslighting is astounding.


I honestly have not been able to follow all the details of what the Flynn case is all about. I generally understand it as being about the Left's accusation of Trump-Russia collusion?

Either way, I don't get what the big deal is at all. Isn't the DoJ basically controlled by the Executive Branch? Didn't Obama use his DoJ to go after law enforcement and to prop up Black Lives Matter and all the protests and to legitimize all their claims?

So when the Left now says that this is nothing more than Trump directing the DoJ to drop the case, I honestly am inclined to believe that after seeing what Obama did with his DoJ for 8 years.

What am I missing?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (Do5/p)

91 Killer Rabbits aren't a new thing.

Posted by: Tim at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (DMUuz)

92 Leviathan > Deep Star Six

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (DjiZK)

93 The Ventura County fascist dirt-bag is walking back his statement now.

"I either misspoke or was misinterpreted - I'll take the blame of having misspoke," Levin said. "Yesterday, at this conference, at the Board of Supervisors, I gave people the impression that if you were isolated, you would be taken out of your home and put into a hotel room or a motel room or sequestered in some way. If I did do that, I am very sorry," he said. "That is an option. That is possible. If you become infected, you don't want to stay in your home, you're afraid you'll expose other people, we'll work with you to find a place to stay."

Make no mistake. He meant every word of his initial statement.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (F6tBH)

94 Don't forget, Holder dropped charges against the Philly black panthers for voter intimidation

-
Completely different. They were guilty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

95 Ohio is starting to open up next week. Thank heavens!
Posted by: Tuna at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (gLRfa)


The local rag was slobbering all over itself that Gov Baker "allowed" golf courses to open. Oh, you still have to stay 6 feet away from each other, you have to stay in your car until your group is called to tee off, you can't go into the clubhouse, you need to arrange a tee time in advance. . .

But isn't Baker a great guy? He's allowed you to play golf!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (2JVJo)

96 90 Either way, I don't get what the big deal is at all. Isn't the DoJ basically controlled by the Executive Branch? Didn't Obama use his DoJ to go after law enforcement and to prop up Black Lives Matter and all the protests and to legitimize all their claims?

So when the Left now says that this is nothing more than Trump directing the DoJ to drop the case, I honestly am inclined to believe that after seeing what Obama did with his DoJ for 8 years.

What am I missing?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (Do5/p)

========

Under a Democratic administration, the DOJ is an extension of the president.

Under a Republican administration, the DOJ should be an independent agency that does not report to the president (or the people, by extension).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

97 We ask questions. We do not answer questions.

Posted by: Your Media Overlords at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (gJ9O0)

98
Way too many people just want to use State Power to ruin (or end) the lives of those that they don't like.

Posted by: Allie at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (vmRc0)


In the olden times we would just form a raiding party to visit people like that and decorate their yurts with their body parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (9Om/r)

99 I adore Blondell. She's part of my fantasy threesome. I just wondered why her and not, say, a Barbara LaMarr or a Dolores Costello.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)


Because I've never heard of either. But I will be remedying that situation real soon, and thanks for the tip.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (MZuQs)

100 That is a worship word, Yang worship. You will not speak it.

Posted by: Cloud William at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

101 To all the Karens I am reminded of a quote to which I shall paraphrase.

"Go now. Go from our sight. May the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders."

And if that confuses you, then simply - "Bugger off you fascist twats."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (M1357)

102 Killer Rabbits aren't a new thing.
Posted by: Tim at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (V9FoC)

103 Was obama trying to create a huge Russia crisis for incoming Trump?

Why'd they expel the Russian diplomats again?

There was zero evidence russia did anything outside of facebook.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (nRWPy)
+++++++++++++++
:: dons tinfoil hat ::

They expelled the Russian diplomats as a part of the Flynn op. Flynn was out of the country on vacation and thus, as being on foreign soil, was subject to much easier electronic surveillance. They expelled the diplomats, which they knew would spook the diplomats. This led to a phone call with Flynn on an unsecured foreign line. Thus the perjury trap was set and they descended on Flynn with that as a pretext.

:: removes tinfoil hat ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)

104 Many immigrants surely do come here for the right reasons, but they rarely show up in what passes for our public discourse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
-----
I'm here and so is voter mom... I know that there are several immigrants on here for the right reasons.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (UUBmN)

105 Okay, to help you out, you can send the $2,400 to me.

Posted by: Hotspur at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (yiiDy)

106 Don't forget, Holder dropped charges against the Philly black panthers for voter intimidation after they were convicted for far more specious reasons than Barr's here. These people have no leg to stand on.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM (ijEPD)


Speaking of the chinless shitstain, has he gone radio silent too?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (y7DUB)

107 https://fxn.ws/35K2BWw
*********
Trump calls for 'dirty cops' to pay 'big price' for Russia probe after release of transcripts, in 'Fox & Friends' interview | Fox News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Lrula)

108
Either way, I don't get what the big deal is at all. Isn't the DoJ basically controlled by the Executive Branch? Didn't Obama use his DoJ to go after law enforcement and to prop up Black Lives Matter and all the protests and to legitimize all their claims?

So when the Left now says that this is nothing more than Trump directing the DoJ to drop the case, I honestly am inclined to believe that after seeing what Obama did with his DoJ for 8 years.

What am I missing?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (Do5/p)

The DOJ is theoretically controlled by the executive branch. Like the King of England theoretically has a claim to the throne of France. Practically speaking the DOJ, and England, are run by the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Zm+LZ)

109 So, Trump has the money. He has the information on Obama's crimes. He has the AG who seems very interested on correcting the problems the last two AGs introduced into the DOJ. He's got the enthusiasm.

And Democrats have Joe Biden.
------------------------------
All true, but you miss my point, the target is Obama not Biden. Trump is gonna flame Obama throughout this cycle. Let's see what the smart kids from Manhattan do next?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (A7lT5)

110 Don't deaf people just leave close captioning on all the time?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (CjFDo)

It's for people deaf and blind

Posted by: The Blind Barber at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (Ddkdj)

111 When the killer wabbits breed with Jackalopes, call me.

Posted by: klaftern at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (RuIsu)

112 Pence tested Positive?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (85Gof)

113 "But he's GUILTY! HE EVEN ADMITTED HE WAS GUILTY!!"


Barr said what he plead guilty to was not a crime.
[So, null]

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (qYPB0)

114 Seen on Faceboob in regards to corona:

"When you're willing to die for our freedom, you're called a patriot.

What are you called when you're willing to kill others for our freedom?"

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (lwiT4)

115 We never hear from Loretta Lynch anymore. I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

116 91 Killer Rabbits aren't a new thing.

Posted by: Tim at May 08, 2020 11:27 AM (DMUu


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (MZuQs)

117 I really don't get this tracing thing. They don't seem to make any differentiation for if the person identified as positive is currently contagious or merely has antibodies or what.

Posted by: sawhorse at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ARGoY)

118 109 So, Trump has the money. He has the information on Obama's crimes. He has the AG who seems very interested on correcting the problems the last two AGs introduced into the DOJ. He's got the enthusiasm.

And Democrats have Joe Biden.
------------------------------
All true, but you miss my point, the target is Obama not Biden. Trump is gonna flame Obama throughout this cycle. Let's see what the smart kids from Manhattan do next?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (A7lT5)

==========

It will certainly make the Democratic Party's relationship with Obama more complicated.

On the one hand, it's obvious that he's the head of the most corrupt administration in American history.

On the other hand, blacks still love him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (LvTSG)

119 I am so fucking sick of "covid". If they have to run an army of tattletales and force isolation either there is something they're not telling us, or they're a bunch of nazis. There are no other choices. It's hard to believe that the army would screen out wuflu survivors if there was no long term problem, but then Obama holdover asshoes are everywhere.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (ONvIw)

120 I'm here and so is voter mom... I know that there are several immigrants on here for the right reasons.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (UUBmN)
++++++++++++++
Yes. But you are not represented by our shitheel press who only look at immigration as a cheap labor+demographic shift scheme and nothing more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)

121 boing boing (lefty site) said Trump's corrupt DOJ let Flynn free coz corrupt corrupt corrupt Trump admin

Posted by: vmom 2020 - check out Gen Flynn's book here at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (G546f)

122

I would Pay Amanda...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (Z5Idj)

123 If you're looking for whatever connection any "Who 'dis" has, the Oracle of Bacon is invaluable. You can replace Kevin Bacon's name with one of the others.

https://oracleofbacon.org//

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (ijEPD)

124 Holder's chin and Nanzi's and Biden's dentures always make me wonder why rich people don't fix things they could fix?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (A7lT5)

125 oops that is staffer for pence, not pence.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (85Gof)

126 To all the Karens I am reminded of a quote to which I shall paraphrase.
"Go now. Go from our sight. May the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders."

And if that confuses you, then simply - "Bugger off you fascist twats."
Posted by: Anna Puma



If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (Isn+8)

127 All true, but you miss my point, the target is Obama not Biden. Trump is gonna flame Obama throughout this cycle. Let's see what the smart kids from Manhattan do next?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (A7lT5)

That will be the brush-back pitch that will keep Michelle from stepping up to the plate to save Biden.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (m2EfB)

128 Because I've never heard of either. But I will be remedying that situation real soon, and thanks for the tip.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM (MZuQs)


You're welcome. My writing's blocked again, so later this weekend I'll send you pics of 6 silent beauties you can use in the future. And I won't make them complete unknowns like Marie Doro.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (2JVJo)

129 All true, but you miss my point, the target is Obama not Biden. Trump is gonna flame Obama throughout this cycle. Let's see what the smart kids from Manhattan do next?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (A7lT5)
+++++++++++++++
Who did Biden spend 8 years working for? It beggars belief that Biden wasn't involved. I think you're right and that the main target is the final destruction of the Obama legacy - but the collateral damage is going to be massive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (hYcqw)

130 Amanda Pays was in an interesting time travel film made in the 80s called The Cold Room. She's in East Berlin in the present and then travels back to wartime Berlin where she's shielding a political prisoner. It's along the lines of Outlander. I remember digging her in my youth.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (DY3v8)

131 The DOJ is theoretically controlled by the executive branch. Like the King of England theoretically has a claim to the throne of France. Practically speaking the DOJ, and England, are run by the bureaucracy.
Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Zm+LZ)

Since I've spent most of house arrest watching videos of the history of England's rulers...

(((golf clap)))

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (gD6Ka)

132 115 We never hear from Loretta Lynch anymore. I wonder why?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

Getting her nails done? (On the tarmac, of course.)

Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (QE8X6)

133 oops that is staffer for pence, not pence.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (85Gof)

Had to fact check my wife...apparently she can't read

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (85Gof)

134 I like Amanda Pays quite a bit. She isn't classically beautiful but she has a lovely way about her, very pleasant and that accent was a nice addition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (KZzsI)

135 Weller is weird to me. It seems like he got shorter as he got older.

We all do as we age.

-
Herve Villechaize was 475 years old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)

136


Lawrence Welk and Minnie Pearl?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (God3j)

137 The Who Dis guy is Commander Joseph Hendrickson, San Francisco.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (E+OcO)

138 114
Seen on Faceboob in regards to corona:

"When you're willing to die for our freedom, you're called a patriot.

What are you called when you're willing to kill others for our freedom?"


The Greatest Generation? The Founding Fathers?

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (T6t7i)

139 Yes. But you are not represented by our shitheel press who only look at immigration as a cheap labor+demographic shift scheme and nothing more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
----
I know what you mean. We don't fit the narrative so it's like we don't exist.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (UUBmN)

140 80

Don't forget, Holder dropped charges against the Philly black panthers for voter intimidation after they were convicted for far more specious reasons than Barr's here. These people have no leg to stand on.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 11:25 AM

Bingo. Exactly my point.

I'm not sure why people are getting so excited about this when the DoJ seems like nothing more than a political organization.

Charges were dropped against the New Black Panthers. Does that mean they were not guilty? I don't remember people saying that at the time. It was more along the lines of that that was BS and Holder was out of line for dropping charges.

So, yeah, I can completely understand the Left now having the same attitude. Who cares if the charges were dropped, it was just a political move by Trump's DoJ, just like Obama made political moves with his DoJ for 8 years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (Do5/p)

141 I figure I'm late, but Amanda Pays and Peter Weller, in Leviathan

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (dFDFl)

142
Amanda Pays.... How much...I'll have a gamboob sammich then!

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (5IHGB)

143
Murder death kill bunnies have Jimmah Carter on high alert

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (God3j)

144 From previous whodis post, MachiasPrivateer linked to

Golddiggers of '33
We're In the Money

Fun little number, if untimely interrupted.

youtu.be/Bm9hySTVKtY

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (ATv6t)

145 Lawrence Welk and Minnie Pearl?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (God3j)

I heard they were wild in bed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (85Gof)

146 Are the Flaming Skulls warming up for action?
Posted by: dingbat

More importantly, are the Freedom 3 pics ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (arJlL)

147 Former Obama administration defense official Evelyn Farkas testified under oath that she lied during an MSNBC interview when she claimed to have evidence of alleged collusion, a newly declassified congressional transcript of her testimony shows. Farkas testified before the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence on June 26, 2017, as part of the committee's investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election between Donald Trump and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Lawmakers keyed in on an appearance Farkas made on MSNBC on March 2, 2017, in which she urged intelligence community bureaucrats to disseminate within the government and potentially even leak to media any incriminating information they had about Trump or his aides.
"I had a fear that somehow that information would disappear with the senior [Obama administration] people who left...[that] it would be hidden away in the bureaucracy," Farkas said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (3aI0K)

148 Technically, the Harry formerly known as Prince has control over the Aquitaine.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (DY3v8)

149 Herve Villechaize was 475 years old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)


[1970's Truth or Consequences buzzer]

Category Error!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (7s3Gx)

150 The Greatest Generation? The Founding Fathers?


Posted by: pep at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (T6t7i)



My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (lwiT4)

151 Monkey Time, yay! Hell yes to the choc # cake

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (zUdXR)

152 126 To all the Karens I am reminded of a quote to which I shall paraphrase.
"Go now. Go from our sight. May the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders."

And if that confuses you, then simply - "Bugger off you fascist twats."
Posted by: Anna Puma



If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (Isn+

Since my mind is a sieve these days, and I can't remember anything past my name, I might have to have that paragraph printed onto cards to hand out to the Karens of the world.

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (gD6Ka)

153
On the other hand, blacks still love him.
-------------------------
Yeah, that's why Biden is they're candidate. He is also Obama's apologist and spokesman during a presidential election where he has to sell himself (drool cup and all). So, two cornered rats playing for all the marbles while Trump sparks up his flamethrower. This Is Gonna Be Great!

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (A7lT5)

154 126
To all the Karens I am reminded of a quote to which I shall paraphrase.

"Go now. Go from our sight. May the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders."



And if that confuses you, then simply - "Bugger off you fascist twats."

Posted by: Anna Puma







If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude
better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which
feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget
that ye were our countrymen.


That Sam Adams could turn a phrase. He's less successful at beer.

Posted by: pep at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

155 Imagine Barr calling himself Trump's "wing man." "He's my boy."

No one on the left blinked an eye when Holder said those very words about Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

156
24,240.85 +364.96 (+1.53%)
As of 11:34AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (Ny/l2)

157 So the Japanese bees pretty much go on a Banzai charge to subdue their enemy by the sheer weight and heat of their bodies.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (BM2fS)

158 Note to OregonMuse:

Never underestimate the power of Who Dis to bring readers back to see who dat was.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (Ph5jo)

159 Except that there's actual evidence that Flynn was set up. Sure, if you are determined to make your decisions without any regard for the facts, then you can believe anything.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (H5knJ)

160 Bunnies are definitely evil

Posted by: Anyanka the Vengeance Demon at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (G546f)

161 Captain Kangaroo would have been even better with Bunny Rabbit had been of the killer variety.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (ch6++)

162 Corbin Bernson's wife and that guy from the History channel!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (bDqIh)

163 99 I adore Blondell. She's part of my fantasy threesome. I just wondered why her and not, say, a Barbara LaMarr or a Dolores Costello.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)


OK, I'm back from my, uh, "research."

Costello is a definite yes. I may need help, though, in finding a suitable male to pair her with.

I'll shoot you an e-mail at the appropriate time.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (MZuQs)

164 Bunny is cute and cuddly ......... called Harvey?

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (5IHGB)

165 I'm here and so is voter mom... I know that there are several immigrants on here for the right reasons.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!

No shitsky ?

A belated WELCOME to both of you !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

166 So the Japanese bees pretty much go on a Banzai charge to subdue their enemy by the sheer weight and heat of their bodies.


So SUMO bees

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (Zmnko)

167 If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 11:32 AM (Isn+
++++++++++++++++
That last clause is blood-chilling.

"May posterity forget that ye were our countrymen" is a haunting damnation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (hYcqw)

168 I imagine Mike Flynn had the best sleep last night he's had in 3 1/2 years. G-d bless that man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

169 I heard they were wild in bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM


Und a vun, und a two ...

Posted by: zombie Myron Florin at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (DMUuz)

170 So the Japanese bees pretty much go on a Banzai charge to subdue their enemy by the sheer weight and heat of their bodies.
=====

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (dFDFl)

171 those beady pink eyes
and twitchy little noses
and what's with all the carrots?
why do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Posted by: Anyanka the Vengeance Demon at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (G546f)

172 Never underestimate the power of Who Dis to bring readers back to see who dat was.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (Ph5jo)


Oh my.

I haven't heard from you in quite awhile.

I hope you and yours are healthy and are doing well.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (MZuQs)

173 "Government is not the biggest threat to our liberty"

The greatest mass killer in history is government.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (T09ml)

174 Seen on Faceboob in regards to corona:

"When you're willing to die for our freedom, you're called a patriot.

What are you called when you're willing to kill others for our freedom?"

The Greatest Generation? The Founding Fathers?
----
Well, we weren't sending stern letters downrange toward the Redcoats.

Sadly, the original author of that stupidity likely is top of class at school, where actual thinking is illegal

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (/SDaK)

175 she gave me odd feelings in Robocop. not enough shots of the camera following her around...

and i'll have some of that bread please.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (8D42x)

176 From previous whodis post, MachiasPrivateer linked to

Golddiggers of '33
We're In the Money

Fun little number, if untimely interrupted.

youtu.be/Bm9hySTVKtY
Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 08, 2020 11:34 AM (ATv6t)


Ginger Rogers singing in pig latin. I wonder how long it took her to learn that?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

177 Ravenous monster rabbits now?

Well THAT'S just FCUKING GREAT!!!

Might as well jump in the Yugo and head on back to Alabama, take my chances with the giant mosquitoes of death...done with this nonsense...

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (Y8DtA)

178 Lawrence Welk and Minnie Pearl?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 11:33 AM (God3j)

I heard they were wild in bed
Posted by: Nevergiveup

He Cosbyd her with champagne.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)

179 The Who Dis gal is NOT Jessican Hanson, Pittsburgh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (E+OcO)

180
18 Let's seal up Schiff, Comey, Nadler, Pelosi, Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Susan Rice, Hillary, ValJar and everyone at CNN and MSLSD in a room with two nests of Murder Hornets and watch what happens.

I'd PPV for that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:16 AM (ptqGC)

^^^ Jane you devious bastard. May I subscribe to your newsletter? :-)

Posted by: Iris at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (lSFe/)

181 A belated WELCOME to both of you !
Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

thanks!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (G546f)

182 173 "Government is not the biggest threat to our liberty"

The greatest mass killer in history is government.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (T09ml)

=========

"The wrong people were in charge, even though they said they were the right people. I'm the right people."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (LvTSG)

183 Inquiring minds want to know:

Where's Zod?

I need a Sun-in-Hair re-telling of yesterdays events.

Yao...

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (gD6Ka)

184
So the Japanese bees pretty much go on a Banzai charge to subdue their enemy by the sheer weight and heat of their bodies.

Sounds about right.
Posted by: Sharkman


Right after taking a swig of Sake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

185 Costello is a definite yes. I may need help, though, in finding a suitable male to pair her with.

I'll shoot you an e-mail at the appropriate time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (MZuQs)

Her husband John would be too obvious, but maybe somebody from the Mag Ambersons?

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (ONvIw)

186 One 100 million murdered by Communist governments would like to vocally protest the whitewashing of the danger government poses but you see they've been murdered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (M1357)

187 Anand Giridharadas should return to the third world shithole his parents came from. I see a lot of these his type in the MSM lecturing Americans on their freedom and rights. Another good reason to put greater limits on legal immigration as well.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (MxEKc)

188 So SUMO bees
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (Zmnko)


It's heat, not weight.

The murder hornet in the video was basically cooked alive.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (MZuQs)

189 Yes, I am obsessed with my freedom. Obsessed enough to shoot 1000 totalitarians in the face to keep it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec



Cut.

Jib.

Newsletter.

Posted by: G. Washington, S. Adams, B. Franklin, H. Gates at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (BM2fS)

190
22 Was she in Buckaroo Banzai?
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)


No. The female lead in ABBA8D was Ellen Barkin.
Nancy Allen appeared with Weller in the first Robo Cop movie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

191 Sadly, the original author of that stupidity likely is top of class at school, where actual thinking is illegal

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (/SDaK)



The original author of that stupidity is a teacher. Shocked, I know.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (lwiT4)

192 The Ventura Co. guy did't explain how he was gonna test people for Covid exposure....suppose you don't wanna be tested?

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)

193 190 Nancy Allen appeared with Weller in the first Robo Cop movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 11:39 AM (pNxlR)

===========

Should have Allen and Michael Caine as a Who Dis.

Or her and Tim Matheson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (LvTSG)

194 @18

I'd prefer to lock all of the traitors in a room, give them all broken pool sticks, and tell them last man or women alive gets the immunity deal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (NkeJ4)

195 She was a princess of some sort in that Rob Lowe movie where Lowe's character fell in love with her at first sight and so he went from Las Vegas to Oxford on a crew scholarship in hopes of winning her away from her fellow aristocrat boyfriend, but ended up with the sassy coxswain.

Huh, why does that sound like Lowe's sex tape scandal. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

196 Buckaroo Banzai > Robocop

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (d7Ww2)

197 Trump-- and its almost stupid to even point out the obvious -- will give it back to you exponentially harder than you have it to him.... IF you start a fight with him.

There's 0 doubt that with the DOJ, FBI, NSA, CIA , DNC MEDIA INC, all involved in a coup/ set up that Obama knew. EVERYthing.
Obama The lazy Jarret/Soros puppet could not design it but his henchmen sure as could . And did.
Trump knows and Trump will not stop. Ever.....Hanging this all on Obama. Relentlessly. Ruthlessly.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (haqze)

198 Jane D'Oh. for those who don't want to hear the yelling and crying the sound track option is "Yakkity Sax"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (M1357)

199 Since my mind is a sieve these days, and I can't remember anything past my name, I might have to have that paragraph printed onto cards to hand out to the Karens of the world.
Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:35 AM (gD6Ka)


Or the "Stephen Hopkins card" from 1776:

Dear sir: You are without any doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned, no god son-of-a-bitch."


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (2JVJo)

200 182 173 "Government is not the biggest threat to our liberty"

The greatest mass killer in history is government.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (T09ml)

=========

"The wrong people were in charge, even though they said they were the right people. I'm the right people."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (LvTSG)

Carry the two... *points firearm*

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (Zm+LZ)

201 Costello is a definite yes. I may need help, though, in finding a suitable male to pair her with.

Bud Abbott ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (arJlL)

202

It might have been Tucker last night that said the reason the MSM are all parroting the same line about Flynn is to rewrite history. That these are the clips and statements that we'll see in history from these outlets, versus the truth.

I hadn't heard that before, but the left have been rewriting history for a very long time anyway. History books, public text books, etc.

The left is busy deleting the truth all over the place. And now on the web and in social media.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (x4XFu)

203 Former Obama administration defense official Evelyn Farkas testified under oath that she lied during an MSNBC interview when she claimed to have evidence of alleged collusion, a newly declassified congressional transcript of her testimony shows.


She had yellow eyes! SO HELP ME GOD, YELLOW EYES!!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (Ny/l2)

204 The Ventura Co. guy did't explain how he was gonna test people for Covid exposure....suppose you don't wanna be tested?
Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)
+++++++++++++++
Oh, that's easy. If you refuse to be tested - or to comply with any vital public health order - then you are assumed to be infected and are subject to the maximum response.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)

205 I'm amazed every day at my prog step-daughter. She's not buying into the WuFlu crap. Sees it as a scam, knows it's a scam and tries very hard to get around the crazy. She's in CA so getting around crazy is tough. Cannot leave her premises without a mask. Oddly she was able to start her new job this past Monday. On a sad note she thinks Sleep Joe is a god!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (JVgnl)

206
Let's seal up Schiff, Comey, Nadler, Pelosi, Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Susan Rice, Hillary, ValJar and everyone at CNN and MSLSD in a room with two nests of Murder Hornets and watch what happens.

The excess of hot air would probably kill the hornets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (aKsyK)

207 "Lewis, they can fix anything."

Just can't build an ED-2000.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (M1357)

208 "When you're willing to die for our freedom, you're called a patriot.

What are you called when you're willing to kill others for our freedom?"

I've seen a lot of crap like that Grammie, It falls under the "You just want people to die!"

No, I don't. But I also don't want to destroy the lives of 30+ million people to support a pandemic plan that *may not actually stop anyone from dying*.

Posted by: FrozenTech at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (LGM1R)

209 PDT is learning how to Salute better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (85Gof)

210 Trump live marking end of WWII in EU

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (x4XFu)

211 196
Buckaroo Banzai > Robocop

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (d7Ww2)

*fist bump*
John Bigbootay agrees

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (DjiZK)

212 Also to all the Karens the Henry V speech recommends coin for their convoy. Slip the bitches a bus token, but only after their heads are shaved and they are paraded through every town.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (C1Lsn)

213 The most interesting thing is Trump out and out stated this was Treason and Obama was responsible for on LIVE TV and not one Manhattan Media outfit has reported that. How do they miss a sitting president calling out his predecessor as a TRAITOR and not report that? Fucking wheels within wheels.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:17 AM (A7lT5)

==========

They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.

And they think he may be right.
Posted by: TheJam


In Michigan, on local news, there have been 0 reports in James O Keefes latest report of fake news CBS setting up "news stories" in Michigan. Startling but typical. Keep the sheeple stupid. Just like the protests against Whitmer are described as a way for racists and thugs can gather.

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (lonOK)

214 The only thing I recall about Leviathan is Amanda looking very fetching in her intimate apparel.

Posted by: spindrift at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (IvOed)

215 So harris and bernie are introducing a bill that will give everyone $2,000 a month until the pandemic is over.

The upper income limit appears to be $120,000 but that is not clear if that is just for a single person or a couple.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

216 Those Sailors Soldiers and Marines are struggling to hold the Flags Straight in the wind. WOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (85Gof)

217 Robo Cop

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

218 She was a princess of some sort in that Rob Lowe movie where Lowe's character fell in love with her at first sight and so he went from Las Vegas to Oxford on a crew scholarship in hopes of winning her away from her fellow aristocrat boyfriend, but ended up with the sassy coxswain.

Oxford Blues, with Ally Sheedy as the sassy girl. A role she was born to play. I think Julian Sands was the aristocrat boyfriend

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

219 Why did I say ED-2000... ED-209

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (M1357)

220 No matter where you go, there you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (d7Ww2)

221 The Rick Wilson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

https://bit.ly/3fxlv7m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

222 Unfortunately it seems that a large percentage of our recent immigrants and first generations have no desire to be 'American'. And they're enabled and supported by the American hating Left.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (cJswI)

223 On a sad note she thinks Sleep Joe is a god!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (JVgnl)


Of all the goofy shit the progs believe, the "Joe Biden is JUST FINE!" part is the most mystifying to me.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (2cwOe)

224 These deep state assholes are guilty of treason.
It's that simple. And their punishment should be swift and simple. The only way to make sure this kind of crap will not happen again is to set an example that nobody will want to face. It can not be tolerated.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (bdr8e)

225 207
"Lewis, they can fix anything."

Just can't build an ED-2000.


Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (M1357)

It's a minor glitch.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (DjiZK)

226 Murder Death Kill Bunnies From Asia

*************

In the immortal words of Dean Martin:

♫ ♪ ♪
You're no bunny 'til some bunny kills you
So find yourself some bunny to shiv

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (Fc5rx)

227 No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yogi Berra ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (arJlL)

228 Anand is another in the now long line of naturalized and first generation immigrant members of the so-called elite (academics, writers, political consultants of some sort) who has learned to like America just enough to enjoy her potential for fame in fortune who then repays her with Ike Turner-style desire to make her into the tyrannical or socialist hellhole of their ancestral home. The royal "we" is a nice touch, Anand, as if you're really identifying with the founder's you've just smeared as genocidal slavers.

I am getting really sick of these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (bDqIh)

229 But isn't Baker a great guy? He's allowed you to play golf!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:28 AM[i/

Don't get me started on Tall Deval.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (ejd/p)

230 223 On a sad note she thinks Sleep Joe is a god!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (JVgnl)

Of all the goofy shit the progs believe, the "Joe Biden is JUST FINE!" part is the most mystifying to me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (2cwOe)

Seems about par for the course for the "Did you just assume xher gender" people.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:44 AM (Zm+LZ)

231 They've gotten smart enough not to pounce on everything Trump says because he's so often right.



And they think he may be right.

Posted by: TheJam

===
They KNOW he is right. Hence this story will be covered with a pillow until dead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

232 That Ventura pajama boy doctor should use a boxing ring girl with placard instead of fat signing lady. It would at least make it watchable.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (MxEKc)

233 Robocop holds up much better in re-watching, I find.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

234 221 The Rick Wilson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

https://bit.ly/3fxlv7m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

I won't go there but I assume TRW said something bizarrely stupid, ignorant and repulsive.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (Uu+Jp)

235 If it wasn't for the sidebar, I would never had heard of Hard Rock Nick. What a service you provide.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (V2Yro)

236 Costello is a definite yes. I may need help, though, in finding a suitable male to pair her with.

I'll shoot you an e-mail at the appropriate time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:36 AM (MZuQs)


All right. As I said, I'll send you a few pics this weekend, along with males, if I can find any.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)

237 209 PDT far better than others giving the salute. He knows where the thumb goes on hand salute. Wasn't too long ago we had an asshole worried about spilling his coffee when he did it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (C1Lsn)

238 They expelled the Russian diplomats as a part of the Flynn op. Flynn was out of the country on vacation and thus, as being on foreign soil, was subject to much easier electronic surveillance. They expelled the diplomats, which they knew would spook the diplomats. This led to a phone call with Flynn on an unsecured foreign line. Thus the perjury trap was set and they descended on Flynn with that as a pretext.

:: removes tinfoil hat ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


And of course the reasons that Flynn had to be removed was because he was an outspoken critic of the Iran Nuke Deal and he also knew about all the spying that Obama did, starting back in 2009. Everyone in DC knew that Flynn was set to take a flamethrower to the IC, so he had to be taken out.

Twitter has been fun these last 12 hours.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (BM2fS)

239 Nancy Allen sorta looks like a curly haired Carrie Fisher

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (G546f)

240 168 I imagine Mike Flynn had the best sleep last night he's had in 3 1/2 years. G-d bless that man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

---------------
Indeed. Hopefully, he and his family can let out a collective sigh after this persecution.

Is it to early to start the "Flynn 2024" bandwagon rolling? I feel pretty comfortable we'll have another fighter for our side.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (ch6++)

241 Where are we going?

PLANET TEN!

When?

REAL SOON!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

242 196
Buckaroo Banzai > Robocop
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:40 AM (d7Ww2)


Buckaroo Banzai was an interesting failure. I could tell it could have been a good movie but it somehow just didn't quite work. I'm not sure why.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (2cwOe)

243 Robocop holds up much better in re-watching, I find.

Old boozy guy, "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (M1357)

244 Let's seal up Schiff, Comey, Nadler, Pelosi, Obama, Clapper, Brennan, Susan Rice, Hillary, ValJar and everyone at CNN and MSLSD in a room with two nests of Murder Hornets and watch what happens.

The excess of hot air would probably kill the hornets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 11:41 AM (aKsyK)


not to mention the venom in their veins

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (x4XFu)

245 Watched St Elmo's Fire yesterday or at least as much as I could stand. It was an over the top stereotype of privileged white kids. It was embarrassing.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (cJswI)

246 227 No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Curse-a you, Buckaroo Banzai!

Posted by: Lord John Worfin at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (PiwSw)

247 233 Robocop holds up much better in re-watching, I find.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Still waiting for my car security system that electrocutes carjackers

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (G546f)

248 237 209 PDT far better than others giving the salute. He knows where the thumb goes on hand salute. Wasn't too long ago we had an asshole worried about spilling his coffee when he did it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (C1Lsn)

He spent part of his early school years at at military academy his dad shipped him off to, so he probably learned the salute there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (m2EfB)

249 19
12 Buckaroo Banzai!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)

That's one of the movies he was in, but she was not.


that's ok, because she was in max headroom and he was not. it all balances out.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (kf5Ci)

250 243 Robocop holds up much better in re-watching, I find.

Old boozy guy, "I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (M1357)

==========

It's well built, uses imagery well, has a strong character story running through it, and uses satire really well.

Yeah, it ages well because it's a good movie to begin with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

251 Instead of the 6000 SUX we have the Chevy Volt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (M1357)

252 I've come to believe neverTrumpers are submissives who write their humiliating bullshit with a leather clad, whip-wielding dominatrix hovering over them.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (Uu+Jp)

253 It's Peter Weller and that gal from "Screamers", right? Based on a Philip K. Sick story.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Dc2NZ)

254 241
Where are we going?



PLANET TEN!



When?



REAL SOON!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

Yoyodyne

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (DjiZK)

255
Got my hair cut this morning. Feel about 10 pounds lighter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Lpofy)

256

Skull-Fuck 64 Day was a great day in history. It serves as a bookend to Victory Rack Day.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Z5Idj)

257 Twitter has been fun these last 12 hours.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (BM2fS)


Oh yeah, the progs have been really losing their shit. I've been posting "liberal tears" memes all over the place to taunt them.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (2cwOe)

258 212 Also to all the Karens the Henry V speech recommends coin for their convoy. Slip the bitches a bus token, but only after their heads are shaved and they are paraded through every town.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (C1Lsn)

They don't teach Shakespeare anymore ya dig: Dead White Guy

The St Chrispin's Day speech rocks does it not.

Olivier version only...

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (gD6Ka)

259 The Rise of the Karen Empire


====

Worse. A lot worse. The Rise of the Soviet Socialist States of America Empire. Where they now openly and extrajudicially can do anything they want to you.


Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (zr5Kq)

260 Trump live marking end of WWII in EU
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:42 AM (x4XFu)
+++++++++++
I hope he does the same in August. The end of the Pacific War (I always notice the irony of that name) closed out an entire era in human history.

And if you haven't read it, I strongly recommend reading MacArthur's remarks at the Japanese surrender. It is brief, poignant, direct and magnanimous and set the course for what was to come. I am not a huge MacArthur fan in his form as a general. As dictator of Japan during the occupation, though, he was remarkable.

https://tinyurl.com/y8kur9u4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (hYcqw)

261 177 Ravenous monster rabbits now?

Well THAT'S just FCUKING GREAT!!!

Might as well jump in the Yugo and head on back to Alabama, take my chances with the giant mosquitoes of death...done with this nonsense...
Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 11:38 AM (Y8DtA)

See, and you all thought I was nuts.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (NgKpN)

262 I imagine Mike Flynn had the best sleep last night he's had in 3 1/2 years. G-d bless that man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

But not in the bed in the house he had to sell to pay his good for nothing lawyers.

I hope he sues everyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (85Gof)

263 244 You forgot to spell seal in all caps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (C1Lsn)

264 It's well built, uses imagery well, has a strong character story running through it, and uses satire really well.

Yeah, it ages well because it's a good movie to begin with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
---

Unlike...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Dc2NZ)

265 253
It's Peter Weller and that gal from "Screamers", right? Based on a Philip K. Sick story.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Dc2NZ)

Amanda Pays - Leviathan

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (DjiZK)

266 No matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched


If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (2JVJo)

267 264 It's well built, uses imagery well, has a strong character story running through it, and uses satire really well.

Yeah, it ages well because it's a good movie to begin with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
---

Unlike...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Dc2NZ)

==========

Juno and the Paycock, but I don't see the point of bringing up an early talkie failure by Hitchcock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (LvTSG)

268 Rick 'the expert" Wilson needs to slap some hot iron on to his weeping and bloody vagina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (pw+jk)

269 259 The Rise of the Karen Empire


====

Worse. A lot worse. The Rise of the Soviet Socialist States of America Empire. Where they now openly and extrajudicially can do anything they want to you.


Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (zr5Kq)

There must always be an evil empire.

We defeated the Soviet Union.

Thus the rise of the Karen Empire.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (NgKpN)

270 None of them should salute. They're civilians. They're uncovered. I look forward to the day when POTUS steps off Marine 1 of AF 1, acknowledges the salute, puts the service member at ease, then shakes hands.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (ja/kn)

271 66
Keep an eye on the "translator" next to him. She's practically creaming herself in glee.



People need to swing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
...............
Which brings up a question I've had for a while..
Why the hell do they need a sign-language translator?
Trump's COVID taskforce briefings have closed captioning.. and I believe most of these statewide ones do as well?
Don't deaf people just leave close captioning on all the time?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (CjFDo)

Next time you see a sign language translator, pretend that they're describing their last date

Posted by: just here for the jokes at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (Izzlo)

272 Before they made a clumsy effort to make it look legal by spending money and creating laws out of thin air or bribing judges. Now it's just a pronouncement from a podium.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (zr5Kq)

273 233 Robocop holds up much better in re-watching, I find.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (KZzsI)

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Selecting Detroit as the urban backdrop for the story line certainly helps in that regard.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (ch6++)

274 By the book, the president doesn't control the DOJ but the AG serves at his pleasure.

and

107 https://fxn.ws/35K2BWw
*********
Trump calls for 'dirty cops' to pay 'big price' for Russia probe after release of transcripts, in 'Fox & Friends' interview | Fox News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Lrula)

He said: Russia probe wouldn't have happened if Barr was first AG instead of Sessions

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (qYPB0)

275 All right. As I said, I'll send you a few pics this weekend, along with males, if I can find any.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo


I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (2cwOe)

276 @238

There is an even more fundamental reason they had to remove Flynn.


They had to get rid of Flynn because in his position he would be getting briefed on what the IC was doing..


Day One: 1st full briefing of NATSECA by the IC apparatus...


*Flynn sits at head of table.


*Power point presentation starts.


1st slide: Ongoing counter intelligence operations involving Donald John Trump, his associates and other officials.


Flynn: Spits out coffee!!!!


Necks need stretched for what they did to this good man and patriot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (NkeJ4)

277 This mess will take a while to clean up.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (zr5Kq)

278 Ideology and politics aside, I hate these power monsters. There's something missing from them. They're godless and soulless and they belong in cages away from society, where they can't harm others.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (EQRLd)

279 I've come to believe neverTrumpers are submissives who write their humiliating bullshit with a leather clad, whip-wielding dominatrix hovering over them.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2020 11:47 AM (Uu+Jp)


**ponders whether stern English governess would help finish book**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (2JVJo)

280 Acknowledges the salute with "Thank you", and nothing more, I should add.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (ja/kn)

281 Big Booty, you're the biggest baby I ever seen!


Big Boutay Boutay!

Posted by: Lord John Worfin at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (PiwSw)

282 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (hYcqw)

I'm a big fan of MacArthur . His West Point speech is fantastic.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (cJswI)

283 Trump is on a roll this week:

TheHill:

"Supreme Court grants Trump administration request to temporarily shield Mueller grand jury materials"

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (G0vdT)

284 So, I just opened a container of Matcha Japanese Green Tea Powder, and the foil pouch pretty much exploded in my face.

I am wearing a white shirt and have an important meeting in two hours. I look like I just Hulked-Out but all that happened was my shirt turned green.

Today is proceeding just about as expected.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (BM2fS)

285 Selecting Detroit as the urban backdrop for the story line certainly helps in that regard.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (ch6++)


I think it was very... prophetic.

Because back then, Detroit wasn't the complete shithole it is now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (2cwOe)

286 279 **ponders whether stern English governess would help finish book**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (2JVJo)

==========

German proto-fascist female with thigh high boots.

You can thank me in the notes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (LvTSG)

287 I imagine Mike Flynn had the best sleep last night he's had in 3 1/2 years. G-d bless that man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

But not in the bed in the house he had to sell to pay his good for nothing lawyers.

I hope he sues everyone
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:48 AM (85Gof)


He's alright. He is with family.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (x4XFu)

288 YD,
How was your evening on baby duty? Did you get any sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (d7Ww2)

289

Soup Seafood Chowder with Ace today.

#soon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (x4XFu)

290 History is-a made at night! Character is what-a you are in-a the dark!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

291 I'm a big fan of MacArthur . His West Point speech is fantastic.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (cJswI)
+++++++++++++
His West Point speech and his speech to Congress on being relieved from Korea make me well up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (hYcqw)

292 >> I'm here and so is voter mom... I know that there are several immigrants on here for the right reasons.


Awesome, we do appreciate you!

I am not against immigrants, just the ones who come here and do everything they can to destroy us, such as Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib (born here but calls herself Palestinian), Saikat Chakrabarti, Yemeche Alcindor, Anand and so many others.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

293 **ponders whether stern English governess would help finish book**

Well that could be a book - Mary Poppins: Secret S+M Queen of London

"You will take this spoonful of sugar and like it Mr. Banks!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (M1357)

294

Melania's coat is grey. Matches the surroundings.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (x4XFu)

295 >>>It's hard to believe that the army would screen out wuflu survivors if there was no long term problem, but then Obama holdover asshoes are everywhere.

Posted by: CN at May 08, 2020 11:31 AM (ONvIw)


It's the cytokine storm that they are afraid of.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (qYPB0)

296 Gorilla pundits can't catch Kung Flu.

Posted by: torabora at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (AAlDh)

297 Juno and the Paycock, but I don't see the point of bringing up an early talkie failure by Hitchcock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (LvTSG)


The story was turned into a musical, Juno, in 1959, with music and lyrics by Mark The Cradle Will Rock Blitzstein and book by Joseph Fiddler On The Roof Stein. It ran for 19 performances.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (2JVJo)

298 278 Ideology and politics aside, I hate these power monsters. There's something missing from them. They're godless and soulless and they belong in cages away from society, where they can't harm others.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (EQRLd)

I believe that JJ's link this morning, to the Federalist article on George Washington covers this pretty nicely. Of course that assumes those in power are "presumptively" on your side"

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (gD6Ka)

299 I've got to say that Kurt Russel and Val Kilmer were very good in Tombstone but Powers Booth and Michael Biehn sold the story. I have never watched the entire movie but caught a good chunk of it last night. Bad guys always have the best characters and allow an actor to go full tilt nutzo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (A7lT5)

300 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (d7Ww2)

301
I saw some pushback about "Asian" Murder Hornets - the Asian person questioned how anything oversized and blond could be Asian.
Posted by: vmom 2020 - check out Gen Flynn's book here at May 08, 2020 11:21 AM (G546f)






I've seen enough busty Asian lesbian pron to know that's simply not true.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 11:54 AM (EGyGV)

302

I wonder what they just handed the President.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:54 AM (x4XFu)

303 297 Juno and the Paycock, but I don't see the point of bringing up an early talkie failure by Hitchcock.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM (LvTSG)

The story was turned into a musical, Juno, in 1959, with music and lyrics by Mark The Cradle Will Rock Blitzstein and book by Joseph Fiddler On The Roof Stein. It ran for 19 performances.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (2JVJo)

=========

Hitchcock's movie has the potential to be interesting. I'm sure the original play works better.

But it was an early effort to take advantage of sound technology. They grabbed a play and filmed it. There's nothing remotely cinematic about it, and it suffers for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

304 300 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (d7Ww2)

*WHUMPF*

YeaHEAH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

305 295, so if you had precious covid and wanted to join a year later they still think you're a cytokine storm risk? On what planet ?

Posted by: Biding my time at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (ONvIw)

306 Ted Cruz just got a haircut at Shelley Luther 's salon

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (G546f)

307 c-span says there's a press briefing today.

Kayleigh better be loaded for bear.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (G0vdT)

308 I believe that JJ's link this morning, to the Federalist article on George Washington covers this pretty nicely. Of course that assumes those in power are "presumptively" on your side"
Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (gD6Ka)


my brother was talking to me this morning about how Washington handled the treasonous...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (x4XFu)

309 Keep an eye on the "translator" next to him. She's practically creaming herself in glee.



People need to swing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
...............
Which brings up a question I've had for a while..
Why the hell do they need a sign-language translator?
Trump's COVID taskforce briefings have closed captioning.. and I believe most of these statewide ones do as well?
Don't deaf people just leave close captioning on all the time?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2020 11:24 AM (CjFDo)

Next time you see a sign language translator, pretend that they're describing their last date

Posted by: just here for the jokes at May 08, 2020 11:49 AM


***

Pretty sure the signing for "We are going to isolate you" is first pointing at the camera, and then a motion with the index finger of one hand moving back an forth into an OK sign of the other hand, done while laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (axyOa)

310 270 Her we go. And what part of Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States don't you understand. It's been over 50 years since I went in the Corps, and I am allowed to salute, in my case covered, where appropriate. In civilian clothes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (C1Lsn)

311 This mess will take a while to clean up.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 11:50 AM (

Are you using a broom or helicopter?

Posted by: PINOCHET at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (4Q1w7)

312 306 Ted Cruz just got a haircut at Shelley Luther 's salon
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (G546f)

=========

Anyone want to take bets that she has a history of racist social media posting and it's going to come out over the weekend?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

313
Kayleigh better be loaded for bear.


I'm impressed so far

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (Zmnko)

314 I've seen cytokine storms thundering near the shoulder of Orion...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

315 Ahhh, the youngsters are frisky.

Spring is in the air. Not that you can tell with all the fvcking snow falling at the moment.

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (gD6Ka)

316 BTW, Amanda Pays aged quite nicely.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (axyOa)

317 Too bad the Beatles are gone. They could rework that song to:

Let me be. Let me be. Let me be. Let me be.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

318 Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Posted by: Eater at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (eRsMQ)

319 306 Ted Cruz just got a haircut at Shelley Luther 's salon
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (G546f)
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That's beautiful. My wife and I were laughing about taking a flight down to TX to get a haircut.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (G0vdT)

320 Nah, that was just the C-beams glittering

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (M1357)

321 I keep trying to get a friend of mine, one of the few I have left not in the Navy, another conservative Dentist to join here.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (85Gof)

322 How was your evening on baby duty? Did you get any sleep?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 11:52 AM (d7Ww2)

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Good. The baby is recovering well. I didn't sleep. Lady YD just arrived. I'm about to go home to teach her daughter about fractions, and then I'm going to sleep like I'm in a sarcophagus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (EQRLd)

323 312 306 Ted Cruz just got a haircut at Shelley Luther 's salon
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 11:55 AM (G546f)

=========

Anyone want to take bets that she has a history of racist social media posting and it's going to come out over the weekend?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

She criticized chocolate messiah reeeee!

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (Zm+LZ)

324 Gotta get back to work. Later y'all!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

325 Kayleigh better be loaded for bear.

I'm impressed so far
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (Zmnko)
+++++++++++++
No.

She'd better be loaded for dinosaur.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 11:57 AM (hYcqw)

326 Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 11:53 AM (A7lT5)

Whole story is based on a local group deciding to deny the right to Bear Arms.

I still can't really figure out who to root for.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

327 https://bit.ly/3dyUZZD
******
In Pursuit of Truth on Twitter: "Dear Liddle Adam SCIF. It's gonna be ok

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (Lrula)

328 @310...just because you can doesn't mean you should. Looks nasty.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ja/kn)

329 They're letting criminals out of jail so that they can imprison social distancing violators and those who have the CCP virus who need to be "isolated."

/prove to me that I'm not right.

Posted by: shibumi, living in CV1984 at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ZCiJZ)

330 September. My job is going to be WFH until September....MAYBE until the end of the year.

SMH

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)

331 Kayleigh better be loaded for bear.

I'm impressed so far
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (Zmnko)

They are fuckin idiots and predictable..she will eat them for a late lunch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (85Gof)

332 Just to remind people Gibson vs Oberlin

The judge ruled that he is not unsealing the Facebook postings of the store clerk who busted the shoplifters to the media as it might cause harm to the man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (M1357)

333 > First of all, it ain't real money, it's debt money, and eventually we'll have to pay some Chinese guy.

Not after we charge off all the costs of the ChiCom Flu against Chinese assets, we won't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (mNq/0)

334 Anyone want to take bets that she has a history of racist social media posting and it's going to come out over the weekend?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:56 AM (LvTSG)

No...but I'll be she has posts that will be CHARACTERIZED as rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (X/Pw5)

335 But it was an early effort to take advantage of sound technology. They grabbed a play and filmed it. There's nothing remotely cinematic about it, and it suffers for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:54 AM (LvTSG)


That's the problem with a lot of early sound movies; they're done up as filmed plays because neither the technology was advanced enough for microphones nor the directors able to envision camera movement.

Dracula is pretty stagey. Browning just plumps a camera down, starts cranking it and an entire scene plays in one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (2JVJo)

336 So when the Left now says that this is nothing more than Trump directing the DoJ to drop the case, I honestly am inclined to believe that after seeing what Obama did with his DoJ for 8 years.


But that's not what happened here.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (nRWPy)

337 >>Worse. A lot worse. The Rise of the Soviet Socialist States of America Empire. Where they now openly and extrajudicially can do anything they want to you.


Yeah. Just read about how author Emily Griffith ("Something Borrowed"), who like to gossip with her Instagram followers (makes snarky comments about celebs), had the audacity to - get this - say some unkind things about Meghan Markle's video reading a book to Archie.

Of course she was made to apologise for being racist, and has now made all her social media private. However, the Karens have taken to Amazon to b#tch about her in the review section for her books, and have been contacting her publisher to make them aware of her comments - and to DO SOMETHING about it.


WTF? I am so sick of all this. Someone on the internet said something you didn't like - so what? You have to tattle to their publisher and try to get her publishing contract killed, and all her book sales killed? I don't understand this impulse.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

338 330 September. My job is going to be WFH until September....MAYBE until the end of the year.

SMH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)

===========

I may get into our office by mid-June.

I guess our successful efforts to transfer to working from home have come to bite us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

339 They're letting criminals out of jail so that they can imprison social distancing violators and those who have the CCP virus who need to be "isolated."

/prove to me that I'm not right.
Posted by: shibumi, living in CV1984 at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ZCiJZ)

I posted last night that if Masks are supposed to prevent the spread of the virus why can't they just make the prisoners wear masks instead of releasing them?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:00 PM (cJswI)

340 Nancy Allen sorta looks like a curly haired Carrie Fisher

Cuter, but less sassy.

CNN found footage of Kayleigh ripping on Trump in 2015, back before most of us learned much about him. As if nobody can change their mind in 5 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

341 Dr Levin now do that with HIV and HPV

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:00 PM (JFO2v)

342 They are fuckin idiots and predictable..she will eat them for a late lunch

I'm sure a lot of the "questions" will be about the murder of the Black Man by the two white guys in Georgia.... Somehow it's trump's fault

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

343 I told lib sis a couple of months ago that Slow Joe was a pedophile. She swore I was wrong. I guess I kind of was. He's not just a a pedo... he's a rapist, too.

Is there a trifecta?

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:00 PM (XxJt1)

344 Slow Grope Joe is a thieving pedophile of a pervert.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (M1357)

345 Tex Cruz gets his hair cut at Shelley Luther's hair salon.

https://bit.ly/2Abq6vQ

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (Isn+8)

346

Sigh. Wouldn't the world be a better place if we could just weld all middle class white christians and jews into their homes and then bulldoze the 'burbs for planned lower class worker mass transit hab-block communities powered by wind and solar and recycle all their waste products back into universal daily rations and use social credits for pro-public behavior modifications?

COVID, I love you sexually.... sigh...

Oops, gotta go, my golf pro is 'teed up' IYKWIM...

Posted by: NYC Intellectual ProgTard Trustfund Tenured Comfortable Communist Aging Pussycurious Whinemom at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (Z5Idj)

347 September. My job is going to be WFH until September....MAYBE until the end of the year.

SMH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)
+++++++++++++++
There's a lot of this going around. Many places I know of are moving to WFH permanently for swathes of the workforce, with office access being completely optional.

If that keeps up, commercial real estate is going to be a blood bath because few of those leases are going to be fully renewed or expanded.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (hYcqw)

348 335 But it was an early effort to take advantage of sound technology. They grabbed a play and filmed it. There's nothing remotely cinematic about it, and it suffers for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:54 AM (LvTSG)

That's the problem with a lot of early sound movies; they're done up as filmed plays because neither the technology was advanced enough for microphones nor the directors able to envision camera movement.

Dracula is pretty stagey. Browning just plumps a camera down, starts cranking it and an entire scene plays in one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (2JVJo)

==========

Hitchcock's next movie, Murder! is much better when it comes to utilizing sound.

There's an extended shot early that tracks back and forth between two rooms as two characters walk back and forth talking.

But there was still a lack of clarity about what kind of dialogue should be used. There's an extended jury room sequence that ends up being little more than endless blather until the final couple of minutes.

Hitchcock was figuring things out in his early career as a contract director.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

349
John Ya-Ya

John Small Berries

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:02 PM (pNxlR)

350 OK, folks, it's an unexpectedly sunny day, so I think I shall go out, even though it pisses me beyond words that I have to carry a damned mask with me.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 08, 2020 12:02 PM (2JVJo)

351 Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

Markle is hardly a hero figure....Wish she would just go away along with her Ginger hen pecked Husband

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (Zmnko)

352 Has anyone asked the other Dallas county judges how does it feel to have the Texas Supreme Court give your best boy judge a nuclear wedgie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (M1357)

353 There was no predicate to spy on or unmask Flynn. There was no predicate to open a russiarussiarussia "investigation" at all more than normal shit. The unmasking and spying were criminal. Period.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (nRWPy)

354 I wonder if in a few months businesses will re open but a lot more people will be working from home, having found out it works better for both sides.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

355 > Tex Cruz gets his hair cut at Shelley Luther's hair salon.

Awesome!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (mNq/0)

356 Who the fuck invited Half Wit to fox, what a dumb partisian cock sucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

357 337 >>Worse. A lot worse. The Rise of the Soviet Socialist States of America Empire. Where they now openly and extrajudicially can do anything they want to you.


Yeah. Just read about how author Emily Griffith ("Something Borrowed"), who like to gossip with her Instagram followers (makes snarky comments about celebs), had the audacity to - get this - say some unkind things about Meghan Markle's video reading a book to Archie.

Of course she was made to apologise for being racist, and has now made all her social media private. However, the Karens have taken to Amazon to b#tch about her in the review section for her books, and have been contacting her publisher to make them aware of her comments - and to DO SOMETHING about it.


WTF? I am so sick of all this. Someone on the internet said something you didn't like - so what? You have to tattle to their publisher and try to get her publishing contract killed, and all her book sales killed? I don't understand this impulse.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

Cancel Culture does not allow for silly mistakes or out loud thinking. Every person must be punished to the fullest amount (lose job, dead, or broke) for a minor badthink.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (JFO2v)

358 > Has anyone asked the other Dallas county judges how does it feel to have the Texas Supreme Court give your best boy judge a nuclear wedgie?

Looking forward to the censure, or whatever the equivalent is for Texas judges.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (mNq/0)

359 Still wish the salin owner had said, "like Rosa Parks?" when he said her personal ideas of freedom were subject to the the orders of govt officials.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (nRWPy)

360 354 I wonder if in a few months businesses will re open but a lot more people will be working from home, having found out it works better for both sides.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

I'm skeptical but there will be major disruptions if that does occur.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

361 358 > Has anyone asked the other Dallas county judges how does it feel to have the Texas Supreme Court give your best boy judge a nuclear wedgie?

Looking forward to the censure, or whatever the equivalent is for Texas judges.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (mNq/0)

========

Promotion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

362 TheHillo journalists actually go into dark rooms and conspire to bring down the president?
I have no idea if the room is dark or not.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (3aI0K)

363 That's beautiful. My wife and I were laughing about taking a flight down to TX to get a haircut.
Posted by: WisRich
-----
Well, someone was killed by a landing jet last night in Austin...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)

364 Lara Logan just bitch-slapped Marie Harf into the next century.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

365 344 Slow Grope Joe is a thieving pedophile of a pervert.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (M1357)

Has he fingered anyone for VP yet?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (JFO2v)

366 347 September. My job is going to be WFH until September....MAYBE until the end of the year.

SMH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)
+++++++++++++++
There's a lot of this going around. Many places I know of are moving to WFH permanently for swathes of the workforce, with office access being completely optional.

If that keeps up, commercial real estate is going to be a blood bath because few of those leases are going to be fully renewed or expanded.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (hYcqw)

As a sci fi fan, I always assumed remote work was coming 'someday'. I just didn't think it would come due to infantilized adults and fascist local governments.

This is not the dystopia I was expecting/hoping/arming for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ifmtJ)

367 I'm supposed to Obama worship markle because melanin?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (nRWPy)

368 Cruz is on a righteous rant at his post-haircut press conference

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (G0vdT)

369 > OK, folks, it's an unexpectedly sunny day, so I think I shall go out, even though it pisses me beyond words that I have to carry a damned mask with me.

As I noted on the previous thread, since homemade masks are okay, and there's no rule defining what constitutes a "mask", I've been carrying an old nylon stocking around.

Haven't had to use it yet, but will do so if it's demanded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (mNq/0)

370 I'm waiting for Massage Envy to file for Bankruptcy.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (cJswI)

371 I wonder if in a few months businesses will re open but a lot more people will be working from home, having found out it works better for both sides.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



It'll be a bitch getting my steak hot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (Isn+8)

372
If that keeps up, commercial real estate is going to be a blood bath because few of those leases are going to be fully renewed or expanded.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:01 PM (hYcqw)


Rich Zeoli, 1210 AM WHYT, Philadelphia, has been talking a lot about what will happen to big cities that viewed workers therein as sheep to be fleeced through local wage taxes, parking fees (and fines) and other "stick it to 'em" taxes. It won't be pretty, and falling commercial real estate prices will be the least of their worries.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

373 Pays and Weller were both in movies about head trauma victims brought back to life in non-human form...

Posted by: Gridlock at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (cgESv)

374 Well, someone was killed by a landing jet last night in Austin...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)

Walking on a runway after dark. Just throwing some chlorine in the gene pool.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)

375 Lara Logan just bitch-slapped Marie Harf into the next century.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)



I'll volunteer to take Marie's place.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (Ozpxd)

376 > Promotion?

> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

You're thinking of Hawaii. :-)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (mNq/0)

377
Sorry, Zeoli is on WPHT, not what I wrote in #372.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

378 As I noted on the previous thread, since homemade masks are okay, and there's no rule defining what constitutes a "mask", I've been carrying an old nylon stocking around.

Haven't had to use it yet, but will do so if it's demanded.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Banking. With open carry.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (Isn+8)

379 Good morning, I think that judge in Dallas (Moye) had studied the South African Truth hearings, post apartheid.
He lifted some phrases directly from those hearings:
"Do you apologize for your actions..." etc.
Designed to humiliate.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (w7KSn)

380 Markle is a gold digger cow and Archie is a stupid ass name. Who names their kid after a comic book character?

Posted by: Biding my time at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)

381 370 I'm waiting for Massage Envy to file for Bankruptcy.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (cJswI)

Do they do happy endings?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (JFO2v)

382 Rich Zeoli, 1210 AM WHYT, Philadelphia, has been talking a lot about what will happen to big cities that viewed workers therein as sheep to be fleeced through local wage taxes, parking fees (and fines) and other "stick it to 'em" taxes. It won't be pretty, and falling commercial real estate prices will be the least of their worries.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (pNxlR)
+++++++++++++++
If I can work from home and am equipped well to do so, why should I stay in a place I increasingly dislike as it slides into shithole status? Why should I pay their taxes, their rents, their fees?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (hYcqw)

383 Has anyone asked the other Dallas county judges how
does it feel to have the Texas Supreme Court give your best boy judge a
nuclear wedgie?



Looking forward to the censure, or whatever the equivalent is for Texas judges.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM (mNq/0)



========



Promotion?


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:04 PM


---

There is only one Judge in each County in Texas. There are however County Commissioners that can reign in the Judge if they feel like it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (JUOKG)

384 The press conference 12:30 PM.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (qYPB0)

385 Well, someone was killed by a landing jet last night in Austin...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)

Walking on a runway after dark. Just throwing some chlorine in the gene pool.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Suicide by 737.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (Isn+8)

386
373 Pays and Weller were both in movies about head trauma victims brought back to life in non-human form...
Posted by: Gridlock at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (cgESv)


AKA, The Joey Biden Story

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (pNxlR)

387 I am going to have to watch Surrogates again. Maybe this time it won't suck based on the current context.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (cJswI)

388 338 330 September. My job is going to be WFH until September....MAYBE until the end of the year.

SMH
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)

===========

I may get into our office by mid-June.

I guess our successful efforts to transfer to working from home have come to bite us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

I still have burbon, clothing and my good pair of eyeglasses in the office.

I thought this WFH shit would be 2, 3 weeks max. Just to 'flatten the curve'.

Makes me wanna hollar.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

389 367 I'm supposed to Obama worship markle because melanin?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (nRWPy)

Just half worship as she is haaaaafffffblack.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (JFO2v)

390 We need to attack our would-be tyrants like Japanese bees.
That judge who dicked around with Miss Shelley should be sentenced to sweeping hair in her salon for 7 years.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (rCwaK)

391 > She swore I was wrong. I guess I kind of was. He's not just a a pedo... he's a rapist, too.

If only he went for little boys instead of little girls, he'd be the Dem dream candidate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (mNq/0)

392 I observed a pounce up-thread, so that restored, somewhat, order to my universe.

Other than that, I am livid with rage about the shutdown of our country.

The left LOVES this.

Please don't forget that.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (TdMsT)

393 381 370 I'm waiting for Massage Envy to file for Bankruptcy.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (cJswI)

Do they do happy endings?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (JFO2v)

No, sadly. I asked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

394 I don't get why Cruz was in gloves and a mask... Didn't he already have it? or was he just quarantined because he came in contact with someone who knew someone that might have had it??? I get confused...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (UUBmN)

395
If I can work from home and am equipped well to do so, why should I stay in a place I increasingly dislike as it slides into shithole status? Why should I pay their taxes, their rents, their fees?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (hYcqw)


Exactly

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (pNxlR)

396 388 I still have burbon, clothing and my good pair of eyeglasses in the office.

I thought this WFH shit would be 2, 3 weeks max. Just to 'flatten the curve'.

Makes me wanna hollar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I had three movies shipped there.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Kundon
The Lion in Winter

I must have them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

397 Lara Logan just bitch-slapped Marie Harf into the next century.

Was any Jello involved?

Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (IvOed)

398 Kundun...ugh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

399 As a sci fi fan, I always assumed remote work was coming 'someday'. I just didn't think it would come due to infantilized adults and fascist local governments.

This is not the dystopia I was expecting/hoping/arming for.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ifmtJ)

Problem is? Its a lot easier to hack people home systems, then work systems, because most people have no clue HOW to secure them.

Thus, work from home is a security nightmare.
for IT folks.

add in many who lack the work ethic needed to be diligent, and productivity will take a hit.

People will be moving back into offices soon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

400 My question with Surrogates was how can people afford such gear?

In my story about Yuriko, Joe basically maxed out his potential earning for the next ten years as a credit card charge to afford buying her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (M1357)

401 Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 11:51 AM (cJswI)
++++++++++++++
This made me go reread MacArthur's speech to Congress when he was relieved from Korea. I think it is acceptable for a man to tear up at the conclusion.

I am closing my 52 years of military service. When I joined the Army, even before the turn of the century, it was the fulfillment of all of my boyish hopes and dreams. The world has turned over many times since I took the oath on the plain at West Point, and the hopes and dreams have long since vanished, but I still remember the refrain of one of the most popular barrack ballads of that day which proclaimed most proudly that "old soldiers never die; they just fade away."

And like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty.

Good Bye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)

402 I hope Cruz left a big tip.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

403 Just received this comm from our people in Kuwait:

GPS Kuwait - IMPORTANT COVID-19 UPDATE
Kuwait Implements Full Lockdown


Earlier today the Kuwaiti Government decided to impose a full 24h curfew as of 4 p.m. Sunday (May 10) until May 30, as part of the measures to contain the spread of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19). Official government spokesperson Tareq Al-Mizrem said on Twitter that the decision was taken upon recommendations by the national health authorities.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (2BgZB)

404 I'm waiting for Massage Envy to file for Bankruptcy.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (cJswI)

Do they do happy endings?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (JFO2v)

You snark but I believe there is still an ongoing class action suit against them in this regard.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (cJswI)

405 There is only one County Judge in each TX county.

379 Good morning, I think that judge in Dallas (Moye) had studied the South African Truth hearings, post apartheid.
He lifted some phrases directly from those hearings:
"Do you apologize for your actions..." etc.
Designed to humiliate.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (w7KSn)


Dallas has the opportunity to vote that sucker out of office November 3.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (qYPB0)

406 I don't get why Cruz was in gloves and a mask...
Didn't he already have it? or was he just quarantined because he came in
contact with someone who knew someone that might have had it??? I get
confused...


Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM

---

That's the guidance from the Governor's office. Mask and gloves in haircut places.


Can't wait to see what kind of idiotic guidelines they set out to reopen bars.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (JUOKG)

407 400 My question with Surrogates was how can people afford such gear?

In my story about Yuriko, Joe basically maxed out his potential earning for the next ten years as a credit card charge to afford buying her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (M1357)

==========

You want problems with internal logic of scifi universes?

I watched In Time last night.

None of that shit made a lick of sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

408 Arbitrary, capricious and increasingly vindictive.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (Fc5rx)

409 396 388 I still have burbon, clothing and my good pair of eyeglasses in the office.

I thought this WFH shit would be 2, 3 weeks max. Just to 'flatten the curve'.

Makes me wanna hollar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I had three movies shipped there.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
Kundon
The Lion in Winter

I must have them!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

Well...you must have The Lion in Winter.

Perfume was as immoral as Salo or Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

Kundun is pretty but empty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)

410 390 We need to attack our would-be tyrants like Japanese bees.
That judge who dicked around with Miss Shelley should be sentenced to sweeping hair in her salon for 7 years.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM (rCwaK)


Using a basting brush.

{{{Miley}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at May 08, 2020 12:11 PM (TdMsT)

411 409
Perfume was as immoral as Salo or Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

Kundun is pretty but empty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

At least Perfume is entertaining, unlike Salo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

412 > If I can work from home and am equipped well to do so, why should I stay in a place I increasingly dislike as it slides into shithole status?

I expect the Karens to soon come out of the woodwork, complaining about zoning, violation of HOA "rules", and such horseshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:11 PM (mNq/0)

413 Kundun is pretty but empty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++++++
Like a movie starlet, then?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)

414 Do I want to look up In Time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (M1357)

415 Thus, work from home is a security nightmare.

for IT folks.



add in many who lack the work ethic needed to be diligent, and productivity will take a hit.



People will be moving back into offices soon.


Posted by: Romeo13 at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM

---

My wife works for the VA and alternates working from home and at the office depending on what she needs to get done. At home she can't scan or print documents so if she needs to do that she has to go into her office.


When she is at home they use zoom for their meetings. I am going to have to burn that laptop when this is all over.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

416 If I can work from home and am equipped well to do so,

Posted by: Joe Mannix



I'm not.

I'm using a third gen hand me down laptop from work. No printer. No scanner. No three monitors. No T-3 Internet.

This set up was supposed to be temporary.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (Isn+8)

417 414 Do I want to look up In Time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (M1357)

=========

Watch it with friends and booze.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

418 Jesus harf can't talk without lying her fat ass off.
She just lied about the Trump Tower meeting.

There is NO hope of any reconciliatoin with the so called left.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (85Gof)

419 If I can work from home and am equipped well to do so, why should I stay in a place I increasingly dislike as it slides into shithole status?

I expect the Karens to soon come out of the woodwork, complaining about zoning, violation of HOA "rules", and such horseshit.

----

May come soon for one of my team.

He works on autonomous drone tech. Has a prototype he's been testing in the front yard.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (2BgZB)

420 414 Do I want to look up In Time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (M1357)

Depends. How do you feel about Justin Timberlake as an actor?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (ifmtJ)

421 nood.

Ace is up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

422 I expect the Karens to soon come out of the woodwork, complaining about zoning, violation of HOA "rules", and such horseshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:11 PM (mNq/0)
+++++++++
Oh that will surely come. Many (most?) HOAs have rules against conducting business from your house. The litigation that will come out of it will be interesting. HOAs do not lose as a rule, but saying you can't work an office job from home will be a helluva fight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (hYcqw)

423 Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:08 PM

The second I believe.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (cJswI)

424 Kundun is pretty but empty.

That was my response to Kurosawa's Dreams. Lovely, just wonderful to look at but nothing really there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

425 When she is at home they use zoom for their meetings. I am going to have to burn that laptop when this is all over.
Posted by: Mr. Scott


Yeah. My company forbids Zoom on Company property.
MS Teams or Skype only.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (Isn+8)

426 Markle is a gold digger cow and Archie is a stupid ass name. Who names their kid after a comic book character?

Posted by: Biding my time at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)


Maybe it's after Archie Bunker?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (Ozpxd)

427 Cruz needs to replace RBG on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Cosda at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (n6DvV)

428 424 Kundun is pretty but empty.

That was my response to Kurosawa's Dreams. Lovely, just wonderful to look at but nothing really there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

Agreed, as to Dreams

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)

429 Like a movie starlet, then?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)

===
Not at my house.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (pw+jk)

430 I guess nobody is missing the 737MAX these days.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (XxJt1)

431 Is Mr. Ventura County Hall Monitor going to provide more detail? Will the contact tracers have police powers? Armed? Or will we send them out with SWAT in case the citizens get uppity?

What exactly will they do if single mama has flu and there is only one bathroom and three kids in the house? Leave mama and take the kids? Theory says the kids are potential carriers so where do you put them in isolation? Separated. Alone. Preyed upon by uncivil servants?
This could trigger some unrest.

You could see houses that have an outhouse outside each bedroom window. Heck, just chamberpot and dump outside the window. That's typical bureaucraticthink.

Ventura Highway to Hell.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (e1mEI)

432
Do I want to look up In Time?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (M1357)


I thought it was a decent scifi movie. Interesting concept (you buy yourself time to live and if you cannot buy, you die). It was the first movie in which I saw Cillian Murphy, and I generally like his work.

So, yes, you do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

433 428 424 Kundun is pretty but empty.

That was my response to Kurosawa's Dreams. Lovely, just wonderful to look at but nothing really there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

Agreed, as to Dreams
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I still haven't seen Dreams. On day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

434 I'm not.

I'm using a third gen hand me down laptop from work. No printer. No scanner. No three monitors. No T-3 Internet.

This set up was supposed to be temporary.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (Isn+
+++++++++++++
Thus the big "IF" in there. Many people are not well equipped to do so, and for many others equipment isn't the issue - things like distractions, juggling kids, etc. are a problem.

WFH is not a panacea it is not universally appropriate. There is also the huge issues around employee preference that should be accommodated if possible.

But many can do it just fine, and many firms that I know of are making it semi-permanent or fully permanent for those who want it as a result of this lockdown. The amount of new technology that has been installed to make WFH possible at scale for these organizations is gigantic and a lot of people now see that it is possible to do it well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (hYcqw)

435 Captain Kangaroo would have been even better with Bunny Rabbit had been of the killer variety.

*ponders*

When you're right, you're right.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (w6cjO)

436 373 Pays and Weller were both in movies about head trauma victims brought back to life in non-human form...

Posted by: Gridlock at May 08, 2020 12:06 PM (cgESv)


I'll allow it. Extra style points for creativity.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (2cwOe)

437 380 Markle is a gold digger cow and Archie is a stupid ass name. Who names their kid after a comic book character?

Posted by: Biding my time at May 08, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)

So *that's* why Cary Grant changed his name.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (ijEPD)

438 I watched In Time last night.

None of that shit made a lick of sense.
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My favorite scenes were the ones that had Tom Cruise's Marine uniform constantly morphing from buttoned with tie to unbuttoned with tie loose tie in the same scene. As a former Marine I am yelling at the screen that you never loosen your tie and unbutton the collar while on duty. Then there was the Irish General who looked like a bag of shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (A7lT5)

439 Ette reminds of a young Princess Diana.
Weller, IIRC, has a doctorate in History; presents well on the History Channel (thank God not that drivel about ancient aliens)

Posted by: stumck at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (uksaT)

440 Are there any firearm owners in Ventura County?

Cuz when they come to potentially take your kids and put them in kamps when NO law was broken...

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (oAY8z)

441

SASSY COXSWAIN ? wasn't that Grammie's name in HighSchool?

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (5IHGB)

442 My HOA disapproves of shooting black joggers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (A7lT5)

443 > Many (most?) HOAs have rules against conducting business from your house.

They sure do, and, as is the usual case, something that was intended for reasonable purposes (e.g., preventing people from operating a pig manure distribution center from their front yard) gets weaponized by control freaks.

There is no control freak freakier or more controlling than a Karen who's been given a taste of power by being put on the HOA board.

"Iron Feliks" Dzerzhinsky isn't even in competition there.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (mNq/0)

444 385 Well, someone was killed by a landing jet last night in Austin...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)

Walking on a runway after dark. Just throwing some chlorine in the gene pool.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Suicide by 737.
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COVID

Posted by: dingbat at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (KylN9)

445 Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (A7lT5)

Wrong movie, but Tom's character was supposed to be the glib PR guy who thought the rules didn't apply to him, so his shitty uniform standards reflected a shitty guy.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (ijEPD)

446 > Markle is a gold digger cow and Archie is a stupid ass name.

Archie isn't even a NAME. It's a nickname, for Christ's sake.

It's like naming your kid "Bubba" as his legal name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (mNq/0)

447 439 Ette reminds of a young Princess Diana.
Weller, IIRC, has a doctorate in History; presents well on the History Channel (thank God not that drivel about ancient aliens)

Posted by: stumck at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (uksaT)

Don't let AtC hear you say that....

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (ijEPD)

448 Was any Jello involved?
Posted by: typical disgusting Moron at May 08, 2020 12:09 PM (IvOed)
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Yes On Barf's Thighs & Ass

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (Lrula)

449 > Cruz needs to replace RBG on SCOTUS.

That is his true calling, I think, and I'd be all for it if Beatoff O'Cuck hadn't come so close to beating him last time.

For now, I'm happy with him in the Senate. He's young. There's still plenty of time for him to be on the Supreme Court.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (mNq/0)

450 The day the county or state shows up on my doorstep and tries to remove me from my home will be a very bad day for a lot of people. You can take that to the bank.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (+Kpte)

451 385 Well, someone was killed by a landing jet last night in Austin...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)

Walking on a runway after dark. Just throwing some chlorine in the gene pool.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Suicide by 737.
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COVID
Posted by: dingbat
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LOL!!!
**snort**

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (UUBmN)

452 Something just pointed out to me. $1200 is two weeks of hourly pay at what wage? $600 extra each week for unemployment is also what hourly wage? Something to think about.

Posted by: brass at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (3pg8o)

453 That bees vs. hornet video just demonstrates the wisdom of the old saying: "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the hive."

Posted by: John F. MacMichael at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (9AOND)

454 All of us at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health Clinic think that Trump should be impeeched again to show the world "We hate Trump too" !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (qM84C)

455 34

Other than the bodacious gams, it's her face. She's got this pixie-ishh, almost-mischievous, almost-innocent smile that makes her almost unbearably sexy.

An alternate candidate from the same film.

https://tinyurl.com/ydhj2sd4

pixie-ish?
almost mischevous?
almost innocent smile?

And she can sing and dance backwards in heels!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 08, 2020 03:16 PM (EMi53)

456 The Democrats Melt Down someone get the mops their is a mess that needs to be cleaned up a big gooey mess of melted Jackasses

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 08, 2020 04:47 PM (FLiOE)

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