The Morning Rant
Harvey Weinstein
Roman Polanski
Woody Allen
Eliot Spitzer
Bob 'Filthy' Filner
John Edwards
Anthony Weiner Each of these men were selected for their firm grasp of the issues involved. They are not in the least squeamish about probing deep into the heart of the matter. The Committee will meet every Saturday night down at the Pink Pussycat Gentlemen's Club in Washington DC. Committee Chair Bill Clinton will present each member with select cigars from his exclusive collection. And on another note, there has been much speculation about who the Democrats are going to chose to replace the senile half-wit Joe Biden when everyone comes to the conclusion that he has just got to go. My prediction is: they won't. And the NY Times editorial confirms it. The editorial would have thrown Biden overboard if the plan was to replace him. The Democratic Party leadership and deep-pocket donors are all 100% behind Stinkyfingers. There are Democrats who loudly insist "There is NOTHING wrong with Joe Biden. He may stutter a bit, but he's PERFECTLY FINE!" The only prominent Democrat who wants Joe to step aside is Peter Daou, but his lips are permanently glued to Hillary's butt, so you know who he wants as a replacement.
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— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) May 4, 2020
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Monday's celebs: The back-in-the-day babelicious Dyan Cannon, who was briefly married to Cary Grant, nominated a Best Supporting Oscar (her co-star Elliott Gould was also nominated) for her role in the 1969 film Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, which I've never seen, but I remember when it first came out. It got a lot of attention in popular culture magazines. I think it was about adultery, or wife-swapping, or group sex or some such. It was considered all "hip" and "edgy" at the time, but today it wouldn't even make it out of the preliminary rounds of the Stunning and Brave Olympics. Because everybody is white, everybody is heterosexual, everybody is the gender they were born as, and everybody is married. So, boring. I think it's one of those movies that you almost can't watch because it's just so painfully dated. In fact, B&C&T&A was probably already dated when it was first released.
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For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
Praise Reports: 4/8 - NaughtyPine thanks God that her BFF and her BFF’s mother have been safely moved into an apartment.
Prayer Requests: 3/25 MadameMayhem needs strength and wisdom in dealing with Dad’s estate after his death.
Update: Her son, Spawn of Mayhem, also has varicose veins/DVT. He’s on blood thinner now and will be checked again in June. 3/25 Prayers requested for irishmikecomedy and his family. His first child is due April 14, and he would like prayers for his wife and child to come through this safely.
4/14 Update: The baby was born on 4/10 - a boy - and mama and baby are doing well.
Irishmikecomedy sends his thanks to the Horde for their prayers! 3/25 TimInVirginia requests prayers for his niece, a 59-year-old cancer survivor who has been diagnosed with coronavirus. She has been in ICU, on a ventilator, for a week. Her blood pressure is very low, and one of her hands is turning gray, possibly due to a blood clot. He requests prayers for her, her children, grandchildren, and siblings. 3/25 - Ghbucky requests prayers for his 17-year-old grandson and his mother. The grandson is symptomatic of COVID-19, but his fever is not high enough to allow for testing. (It has to be 101+.) The good news is, he saw a doctor today and has received medication. Prayers that it works!
3/30 - Update from Ghbucky- Prayers of thanks that Ghbucky’s grandson is doing much better! 3/30 - Pooky’s Girl is asking for prayers for her husband, Pooky. He is starting to show the same mental health symptoms (including lack of sleep) that he did three years ago, right before his suicide attempt. She is trying to get him help through the VA, but they are overwhelmed due to COVID-19. Please pray that they can get through the bureaucracy and get him the help he desperately needs.
3/30 Update: The VA doctors have been in touch and Pooky is receiving help and medication, which will hopefully help him sleep. Pooky’s girl sends thanks for the prayers! 3/31 - Tonypete requests prayers for his daughter. She is now unemployed and continues to struggle with all things as she routinely chooses poor courses of action. 3/31 - Cheribebe shared she has stage 4 cancer, and has told her family. 4/7 - Farmer requests prayers for her aunt and uncle, who lost their daughter today. She was 48. 4/24 - Please pray for comfort for redc1c4IRL and the rest of his family as they grieve the loss of his younger brother. His brother was a serviceman, a beloved father, and passed away due to liver failure (no root cause, just bad luck). 4/29 - SH asks for prayers that the boys would graduate without problems this May and that things would turn out as they hope. 5/5 - H requests prayers for his daughter, who is struggling with a relapse in her eating disorder. The shutdown has greatly complicated the situation.
For Healing: Caiwyn-who sometimes posts, asks for prayers for their dad who has pancreatic cancer. “Radiation and surgery brought time, but the cancer has still spread.” Prayers for healing.
Brother Cavil had been in the hospital and seems to be dealing with bacterial infection. Prayers for healing. 3/12-Browndog reports that mother’s house is taken care of. Has some financial issues but told that those will be taken care of. Radiation extended till from 28 to 48 days. He thanks the horde for the continuing prayers for healing
4/22 Update: Browndog sends thanks to the Horde for the prayers and well wishes. His treatements are complete, for now. 4/8 MrObvious asks for prayers for his wife, who has been diagnosed with Scleroderma. She broke her ankle on 12/3/19 and has had a very slow recovery due to the Scleroderma medications. Prayers for safety and healing.
Job Issues: In addition to the people who have been on the prayer list for some time, please add Brother Cavil who needs a better paying job that meets his skill set. He also needs “rough places made smooth”.
Relationship Concerns: Cybersmythe’s wife decided to leave him. He asked for prayers for her peace.
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Keep calm and pray on!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Someguy at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (G546f)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:17 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Louise Mensch at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (cwnWl)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
"Hahaha Trump's so funny creating a space force, right?!"
-- Says the Lefty people who have been worshipping Star Wars and/or Star Trek for decades
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Lefty Lebowitz at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (Tnijr)
I mean - they know like everyone knows, but they don't want to have anything confirming that sticking to their hands.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (GLpYJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
Not Barrymore. Not as well known nowadays.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (eA950)
OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (ItAg0)
-- Says the Lefty people who have been worshipping Star Wars and/or Star Trek for decades
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
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They'll rethink that when China has an increasing stranglehold on communications space-based energy weapons - both things they are working on.
Their second thoughts will be far too late, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:20 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Chris M at May 06, 2020 11:20 AM (eAZVt)
Um
Uh
Wait --
Huh?
. . .
. . .
She doesn't have a kid, right? Probably had an abortion, but no kid, Right?
Right!?
F'ing ghouls.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (88+cf)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (CQ3Qb)
Count me as not sure surprised. Rape kill you guys have already made it clear kids are for Your convenience
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (9arIP)
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (At/8G)
Making fun of the people who have referred to her dad as Darth Vader for years. That's her dad under the Vader mask.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
and funny enough, i had krispy kreme for breakfast this morning. nice choice of donuts.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (T6t7i)
Xxx
Take your own advice than judge. Isn't Trump your duly elected official?
Do they even hear themselves?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (ULAkU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (vnGi4)
Oh, wait, I read that as a firm grab. Nevermind...
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional
Barryless ?
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Donny Brook at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (819Go)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
FLASH MOB!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (At/8G)
Oh yeah! I had forgotten about that.
Posted by: Chris M at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
Not Barrymore. Not as well known nowadays.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020
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Okay, I looked him up. Good choice for a mystery guest. I recognize his name, but I don't think I've ever seen one of his films.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tuna at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Space FORCE?? You're sure it's not Space Farce? Or Space Farts?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (ItAg0)
What's weird is they seem to want to one-up each other on who has the lowest standards.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)
In other news, the local hiking/biking trails were weekend-crowded today.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (8erNz)
The NYT doesn't want to investigate because they don't want to know.
They don't want other people to know.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (aKsyK)
I think the point is to simply highlight how they don't actually give a shit about the entire feminist cause that they've latched onto for the last three years.
It's the sort of thing that needs to be transmitted to feminist true-believers everywhere. "These are your allies? They're willing to toss you under the bus for power."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (ptqGC)
__________
What, Jeffrey Epstein wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (2Gnfs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (T6t7i)
Wait, I already did. What I mean is I would eat Michelle if it would get rid of Trump.
Wait, that didn't come out right either.
Umm, uhh, I'd eat a uh, umm, something, yeah what was I saying?
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
And as any comedian will tell you, a good joke must contain an element of truth in it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (Z4rgH)
Is the guy Warren William?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (mht8P)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (eA950)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
But damn, she's hot.
Posted by: JEM
Grease is the word, is the word, is the word...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (At/8G)
Photo 5 it is, then.
Posted by: tbodie at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (hrMmk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
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Or Starship Troopers I'm sure that's what they envisage for Trump's space force.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (ch6++)
The point is this: they lost in 2016 because they nominated a felon. Her criminality was so transparent that a year's production of Febreze could not dampen the stink.
And now they're doing it again.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)
Of course not, been conditioned over the years to know all about that magic D after one's name.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (00CEy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (QQ/iJ)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020
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This is the same stupid political woman who has yet to pull down the ruin of the hotel that collapsed last fall, and which contains at least one rotting body. Think about that.
(A mayor of a major city named "LaToya." Jeez.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (s2VJv)
"Benicio Clintono"? Fer realz?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
I have this idea those ones are all parody accounts. For the fun.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (GLpYJ)
We've been saying all along that transgenderism is a mental disorder. What conclusion would we reach if we looked at it from a Jungian analytic perspective?
Everyone basically had a core personality and a shadow - the shadow being parts of the whole that are normally suppressed. In a male, the shadow has feminine characteristics (anima) and in a female, it had masculine ones (animus).
The conclusion is pretty simple - the person suffering from transgenderism has essentially suppressed their core personality to the extent that the shadow becomes dominant.
This is still a mental disorder, but the why and how it arises is illuminating. Much has been said in conservative circles about how the school system discriminates against boys.
The growth of the transgender phenomenon seems likely to be connected.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (J+mig)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (EGyGV)
"Three on a Match"
Posted by: Sal at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (bo8pf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tuna at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (gLRfa)
And that makes you today's winner!
...unless, of course, you looked it up first.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (eA950)
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (ULAkU)
The point is this: they lost in 2016 because they nominated a felon. Her criminality was so transparent that a year's production of Febreze could not dampen the stink.
And now they're doing it again.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (8erNz)
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Hillary was repellent.
Biden is both unexciting and uncomfortable.
So...step up?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (2Gnfs)
Xxx
Take your own advice than judge. Isn't Trump your duly elected official?
Do they even hear themselves?
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:22 AM (ULAkU)
nice point Willow.
I want them to apply the same logic to sanctuary cities...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (8D42x)
Yet some are still using them.
Why haven't they been arrested?
They are potentially spreading the virus and putting society at risk.
Eh?
Posted by: Ha at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (4Q1w7)
Yes. And so quickly escalated to child rape. Gee, why go in that direction, eh? All that Epstein/NXIVM/Podesta awareness is just under the surface trying to break free from their subconscious. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (ea36Y)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (eA950)
Ronald Coleman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (LZcDP)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020
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That would be fun in my shop.
10:23 Hugh Jass
10:24 Seymour Butts
10:25 Ho Lee Fuk
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.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (Uu+Jp)
Lust knows no age.
https://tinyurl.com/yx8nuw8x
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (2JVJo)
Didn't look it up. Seen the movie on TCM multiple times.
Posted by: Tuna at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (3aI0K)
"Yes. Early and often."
- - Richard J. Daley
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (s2VJv)
think most people would agree that there are situations where it's
warranted. I just don't know who decides what's a true emergency, and
then what powers that entails. Could one of you lawyerly types summarize what authority a governor or president has?
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Piano guys phone at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (nVbvH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (QQ/iJ)
The book, or the movie? Not quite the same thing.
But in any case...can a bunch of alien bugs descend on Pelosi's family compound in the wine country? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (hHxp2)
https://tinyurl.com/y9w6gs7u
Mollie Hemingway-Closet Moron?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, sorting rectangles and triangles at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (XKZwp)
to pull down the ruin of the hotel that collapsed last fall, and which
contains at least one rotting body. Think about that.
(A mayor of a major city named "LaToya." Jeez.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (rpbg1)
New Orleans will require photo ID to go in a store but not to vote.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (CQ3Qb)
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Wait. So he's rallying Biden rape survivors to "Vote For Joe"?
I hope the RNC and Trump campaign are paying attention. This could get into big enough numbers to tip the election.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Fc5rx)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (CQ3Qb)
++++++++++++++++
My name is John GFY Doe.
Yeah, it's an unusual name.
No, you may not see my ID. I don't have one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)
"We believe it is unthinkable to 'go back to normal'," said the letter which was also signed by Nobel laureates for medicine, chemistry and physics as well as peace prize winner Muhammad Yunus.
They said the pandemic was a tragedy but it was a chance for humanity to "examine what is essential".
"Adjustments are not enough. The problem is systemic," the letter added.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: The New York Times at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
10:23 Hugh Jass
10:24 Seymour Butts
10:25 Ho Lee Fuk
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Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (2BgZB)
10:27 Ophelia Legg
10:28 R. U. Reddy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)
And to continue my thought, Ted Kennedy drowned a woman and got away with it. Few years later he and Senator Dodd made a "waitress sandwich" and laughed about it. This is noting new if you have the magic D after your name.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (00CEy)
Mollie Hemingway-Closet Moron?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, sorting rectangles and triangles at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (XKZwp)
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She said "Orange Man Bad" on air.
Yeah, she seems like she belongs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)
Trump the Mask Slayer.
Buy ammo and meat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (pw+jk)
Gotta throw in the Freudian perspective and blame those SJW virtue-signaling mommies (as least for the ones who are trans age 6 and under. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (mht8P)
interesting pictures too.
damn puritans...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (T9Hmo)
I don't often eat donuts but when I do, I almost always feel they weren't tasty enough to have bothered.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
Prior to the convention, replacing Biden would be a nightmare - it would be very unclear who would get the nomination (might even be Bernie, who the DNC hates).
Joe will be dragged across the nomination finish line, then kicked to the curb.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (rpbg1)
Atlanta's mayor: Keisha Lance Bottoms
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (7UU2+)
Posted by: Tuna at May 06, 2020 11:23 AM (gLRfa)
And that makes you today's winner!
...unless, of course, you looked it up first.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (eA950)
**gives OM the eye**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Diner waitress on Grease.
Only place I know her from.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (xfb67)
She was the best dentist I ever had.
She must close her office because she has had no income for eight weeks and cannot work even if she could re-open due to lack of PPE.
Another casualty of the shut-down.
Posted by: Sal at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (4o2K3)
10:23 Hugh Jass
10:24 Seymour Butts
10:25 Ho Lee Fuk
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Mike Hunt
Sawyer Booti
Heywood Jablowme
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (8erNz)
She's their queen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 11:31 AM (GLpYJ)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (8erNz)
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Celebutards are not essential.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NOS4AH2 at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (g0gdr)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
Pre-code Hollywood had some interesting themes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (mht8P)
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Alfred Hitchcock's last silent movie is called The Manxman, and it falls into that weird pre-code era when morals were still very high generally but there wasn't a mandate that bad guys get their comeuppance at the end of the movie.
The man who impregnated the girl promised to another man got the girl, but they went off in shame while the other man just went back into his fishing boat the next day, broken.
The movie's not exactly great, but that ending is definitely interesting, especially from a historical perspective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (2JVJo)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 11:21 AM (CQ3Qb)
Half the bar owners in New Orleans can't spell.
Nonetheless, I predict the return of DooDad Pro.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (aKsyK)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020
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She forgets, if she ever knew, that a vast number of Pesthole denizens do their shopping in parishes outside the city. If those locations don't institute the same stupid idea, people will go there to shop. (Which I already do because I can park without paying, among other reasons.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (rpbg1)
It would have made the committee bipartisan.
What's Larry Craig up to do these days? Or who was that mayor who came out as gay a few years back, had his wife at his side?
Or the dipstick former Governor of South Carolina, the one with the Argentinian girlfriend.
Come on, guys. We need somebody. Bob Packwood is dead.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (hku12)
Prior to the convention, replacing Biden would be a nightmare - it would be very unclear who would get the nomination (might even be Bernie, who the DNC hates).
Joe will be dragged across the nomination finish line, then kicked to the curb.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (I2/tG)
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"We're fine with this."
-Bernie's supporters
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
Total One.
The guy looks a bit like Vincent Price and a bit like Richard Boone
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)
Nonetheless, I predict the return of DooDad Pro.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (Z4rgH)
Bars won't be re-opening for a looong time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (pw+jk)
Xe seems nice.
And Xer Twatter page is not at all a raging cesspool of TDS-afflicted insanity.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (8erNz)
She's their queen.
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She does bear a striking resemblance to the brain bug, without the brain, of course.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (vg8iE)
Farm stand cider donuts in the Fall FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
I had my doubts, too, but Google image search says it is.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (eA950)
I feel the same about donuts really. They are a good idea I go for a couple times a year. In the end I would rather spend my carbs on pasta and beer.
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (LGXGf)
Yes to all of this.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)
The chicks in the "Biden no matter what" tweet are in the untouchable 25%-30%.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
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I wonder how other women who vote Democrat appreciate their comrades declaring sexual assault open season on any of them?
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (vUFlP)
Warren William played Perry Mason in four movies in the 1930's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (aKsyK)
Perry Mason you say?
https://youtu.be/QapkGK-6G90
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)
But in any case...can a bunch of alien bugs descend on Pelosi's family compound in the wine country? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (8erNz)
Asian Murder Hornets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (X22L5)
Joan Blondell was also in a TV show featuring someone named for a tank. Name the series.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
King Tiger
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (GLpYJ)
10:24 Seymour Butts
10:25 Ho Lee Fuk
.
.
.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (2BgZB)
10:27 Ophelia Legg
10:28 R. U. Reddy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (mht8P)
10.30 Biggus Dickus
10.32 Teste Clese (he's greek)
10.33 Mike Hunt
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (8D42x)
#NewsAlert White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany is set to take the podium for her second-ever press briefing. She is scheduled to deliver remarks to reporters in the James S. Brady briefing room at 4 p.m. EST / 1 p.m. PST!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (Lrula)
Watch this, if for nothing but the hair.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020
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I quit after the cute German brunette left the screen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (T9Hmo)
the problem with donuts are freshness. If you buy a box of Krispy Kreme at the gas station, or at the grocery store, they have likely been made three or four days ago, and have started to really stale out.
You need to buy donuts right at the source, which is a bakery that made them an hour ago.
For example. Yes, Woody Hayes used to stop in here many mornings for donuts and coffee.
https://buckeyedonuts.net/
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (fpTcW)
Hollywood stars Cate Blanchett, Jane Fonda, Marion Cotillard and Monica
Bellucci also added their names to the open letter published in the
French daily Le Monde pleading for an end to unbridled consumerism and a
"radical transformation" of economies to help save the planet.
You first. You have a lot more money than I do. I'll take it.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
Everyone Loves Stacy?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (hku12)
I wonder how other women who vote Democrat appreciate their comrades declaring sexual assault open season on any of them?
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (vUFlP)
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I want some Republican to publicly announce that they are switching parties because they want to get away with sexual assault.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (s2VJv)
Why, that must be 300 IQ points right there, easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (ItAg0)
Nonetheless, I predict the return of DooDad Pro.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (Z4rgH)
as long as they leave their mark.
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Her booty's so big it's plural?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LZcDP)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (bDqIh)
Those SJW virtue-signalers are a big part of what is tearing down people's core personalities. They've been convinced that being themselves is wrong, to the point of trying to dissolve the self and craft a new one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (hku12)
That Alabama guy, Roy Moore.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (eA950)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
Life is that way, too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: pep
M1 Tank Abrams, Almost Governor of Georgia.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (At/8G)
If transgenderism isn't a mental disorder then the question needs to be asked...
Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (NkeJ4)
You know, to stop that unbridled consumerism and to start to effect a "radical transformation" of the economy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (ItAg0)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
That's so Abrams?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (+7yf7)
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Okay.
You know what's absolutely not essential?
Progressives and their government.
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Would they be able to apply that principle post rape?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (Uu+Jp)
Why, that must be 300 IQ points right there, easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (ItAg0)
So, abolish the entertainment industry?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (s2VJv)
https://tinyurl.com/mdxnmno
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Have someone they publicly slimed over sexual issues like Moore do it. It would be hilarious.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: t-bird at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (oBAbT)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (PVw3N)
Should I know who the third one is?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (cJswI)
Bette Davis never did it for me.
After my earlier comment I seem to be on a constant Youtube feed of '60s Who clips.
I can live with this.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (Uu+Jp)
Xe seems nice.
And Xer Twatter page is not at all a raging cesspool of TDS-afflicted insanity.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (+7yf7)
I didn't bother to check, I assumed those were parodies.
Guess not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (hHxp2)
10:24 Seymour Butts
10:25 Ho Lee Fuk
.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 11:27 AM (2BgZB)
10:27 Ophelia Legg
10:28 R. U. Reddy
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:29 AM (mht8P)
10.30 Biggus Dickus
10.32 Teste Clese (he's greek)
10.33 Mike Hunt
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (8D42x)
10:34 Hugh G. Rexson
10:35 Emma Royd
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (ItAg0)
This universe Asshole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (s2VJv)
31m
Grenell to Schiff: Release the secret House Intel Russia transcripts or I will.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (Lrula)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (At/8G)
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*scrolls back up*
Man I am so predictable.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (/ZYFC)
>>I don't often eat donuts but when I do, I almost always feel they weren't tasty enough to have bothered.
Farm stand cider donuts in the Fall FTW!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
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You haven't lived until you've had New Orleans beignet donuts.
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (vUFlP)
You need to buy donuts right at the source, which is a bakery that made them an hour ago.
Posted by: Jen the original
Right when Krispy Kreme lights the "Hot" lamp.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (At/8G)
Guess not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (hku12)
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Theory:
The progressive left is a parody of the New Left that has simply gotten way out of hand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
What about the Bavarian cream pie joke? There's no truth to that! Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Germany for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and when they don't have it says "Eh, I'll just have some coffee". There's no truth to that!
Posted by: Jerome S. at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (IvOed)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (s2VJv)
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Really sad and touching at the same time. Good for her for standing up to the nonsense.
P.S. If she doesn't find someone better count me in. I'll walk her down the isle. Lmk.
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (+7yf7)
Bellucci also added their names to the open letter published in the
French daily Le Monde pleading for an end to unbridled consumerism and a
"radical transformation" of economies to help save the planet.
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My response: fuck off
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (O+I8R)
What about the Bavarian cream pie joke? There's no truth to that! Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Germany for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and when they don't have it says "Eh, I'll just have some coffee". There's no truth to that!
Posted by: Jerome S. at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (IvOed)
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I miss the voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS
At Cafe Du Mond.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (arJlL)
As for Krispy Kreme, I found them... ok... as a donut. It be nostalgia but I still miss Winchell's donuts out here in Northern California. All their stores were bought out by mom-n-pop outfits, most of whom kept the distinct triangular sign.
Wish I could contrast/compare Krispy Kreme with Dunken Donuts.
Posted by: Matthew H Iskra at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (day4e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (s2VJv)
The book, or the movie? Not quite the same thing.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (8erNz)-----------------
The movie(s). I would expect the lefties to be too lazy to even realize there was a book it was based on.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
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"Here Come the Brides" with Bobby Sherman?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (4o2K3)
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I propose taking all their wealth as a starting point. Bet they are not so gung ho then.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (+7yf7)
"Cigarettes? Pfft!"
- - Ron Jeremy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (s2VJv)
Really sad and touching at the same time. Good for her for standing up to the nonsense.
P.S. If she doesn't find someone better count me in. I'll walk her down the isle. Lmk.
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
That's a tall order to top.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (hYcqw)
Sort of pretty, but also sort of like the Human Barbie I see in ads all the time.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (T6t7i)
Is Grenell attached? I might even swing that way for him. I could stand to be First Husband in 2025.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (8erNz)
It hard for Kim to imagine a better match up for Mr Trump.....Why conservatives want to destroy him now?
Posted by: KIM YOU KNOW WHO at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (lMn1U)
__________________
They've always been that way. The only difference is that now they've stopped pretending that they're not that way.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (88xKn)
Yes to all of this.
Posted by: Jordan61
let's start a club
don't worry- there will be no meetings
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (iTXRQ)
Bellucci also added their names to the open letter published in the
French daily Le Monde pleading for an end to unbridled consumerism and a
"radical transformation" of economies to help save the planet.
--
My response: fuck off
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (O+I8R)
My response: you first
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:38 AM (vUFlP)
They are different...must be why they're called beignets.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (dfRN6)
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"Why are you staring at my chest?"
-Monica Bellucci, wearing her normal clothes that reveal her cleavage from her throat to her navel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (+7yf7)
You haven't lived until you've had New Orleans beignet donuts.
Posted by: ShainS
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You'll have to show ID, and be registered, first.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (bk3Sg)
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I watched an old movie, The Red Danube, featuring Angela Lansbury. She was smoking hot! Who'd athunk in few years people would be dropping dead if she dropped by?
https://bit.ly/3bawfVC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
Today is MDay in MA. Required masks anywhere one can't social distance. Just checked the stats and two days in a row down from about 2000 cases a day to just over 1000 and we are testing like crazy. Hospitalizations on significant downward trend. Yet, the only places allowed to reopen are florists because of Mother's Day. So, it is okay to buy flowers, but not go into Bed Bath and Beyond. This is all so illogical. Those of you in states not requiring masks are so lucky.
I have no idea what to do with the rest of my day.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (QzF6i)
Lance Boyle
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (s2VJv)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630238/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_34
So she can't be all that bad.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (xfb67)
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And on another note ... Hillary's butt, so you know who he wants as a replacement.
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October surprise will be Biden's funeral. Trump will be charged ...
with something ... by that time Barr better have things under control.
Posted by: Tim Horton at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (AHq56)
Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (NkeJ4)l
Exactly. Both are similar phenomena.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (J+mig)
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I watched an old movie, The Red Danube, featuring Angela Lansbury. She was smoking hot! Who'd athunk in few years people would be dropping dead if she dropped by?
https://bit.ly/3bawfVC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
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Earliest I've seen her in is The Picture of Dorian Gray. She was a good looking young woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
I was debating a liberal, who maintained that the two parties engage in shenanigans at the same rate.
I countered with, "If you went into politics merely to enrich yourself through corruption, and to gong on every woman you could, which party would you join?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (ItAg0)
Sort of pretty, but also sort of like the Human Barbie I see in ads all the time.
--
I'm getting an Olsen Twins vibe, but maybe it's just that picture.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (Boy/L)
Joan Blondell was also in a TV show featuring someone named for a tank. Name the series.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
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"Here Come the Brides" with Bobby Sherman?
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (T6t7i)
don't worry- there will be no meetings
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (iTXRQ)***I'd never join a club that would have me as a member.
Posted by: Old Dude at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
I was debating a liberal, who maintained that the two parties engage in shenanigans at the same rate.
I countered with, "If you went into politics merely to enrich yourself through corruption, and to gong on every woman you could, which party would you join?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (ItAg0)
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I imagine their response was "Republicans, because they get away with it all the time."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:33 AM (hku12)
That Alabama guy, Roy Moore.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:36 AM (eA950)
Of course! I forgot about Roy.
Is he running again?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (+7yf7)
don't worry- there will be no meetings
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (iTXRQ)
+++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/qbynzi1-yok
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (hYcqw)
Sort of pretty, but also sort of like the Human Barbie I see in ads all the time.
--
I'm getting an Olsen Twins vibe, but maybe it's just that picture.
Well, they can't all be Joe "Lardy" Lockhart now can they?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (Boy/L)
The conclusion is pretty simple - the person suffering from transgenderism has essentially suppressed their core personality to the extent that the shadow becomes dominant.
This is still a mental disorder, but the why and how it arises is illuminating. Much has been said in conservative circles about how the school system discriminates against boys.
The growth of the transgender phenomenon seems likely to be connected.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (J+mig)
all well and good, but I think my Shadow Personality is not very feminine at all. It comes out when I get angry.
you wouldn't like me when I'm Angry.
Posted by: Bruce Banner at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (trdmm)
Really sad and touching at the same time. Good for her for standing up to the nonsense.
P.S. If she doesn't find someone better count me in. I'll walk her down the isle. Lmk.
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:39 AM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
That's a tall order to top.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
"Dad? You're out. Sorry.
Don Jr is walking me down the aisle."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (At/8G)
The rest of the food is very good and reasonably priced, but the doughnuts are absolutely incredible. No idea if the place has survived the Great Economic Suicide but I hope so.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: pep
Don't know.
Ann Sothern was in the 1953 TV series Private Secretary. I'd have had her on my lap taking dictation any time.
https://tinyurl.com/y8fm5gs2
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (Boy/L)
Don Jr is walking me down the aisle."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (At/8G)
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Dad might just lament refusing to participate in the wedding...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (hYcqw)
Is he running again?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
even worse, Jeff Sessions is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (Lrula)
I'm hoping for cleavage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Of course! It's so obvious
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (idLQk)
More Grenell: I like men's asses, and yours looks like it needs kicking.
Grenell is awesome.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (830x5)
You haven't lived until you've had New Orleans beignet donuts.
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020
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Just don't wear dark clothes while eating them. That powdered sugar goes everywhere.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)
Why, that must be 300 IQ points right there, easy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:35 AM (ItAg0)
If you put their IQs side by side.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (mht8P)
Sort of pretty, but also sort of like the Human Barbie I see in ads all the time.
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I'm getting an Olsen Twins vibe, but maybe it's just that picture.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (O+I8R)
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DuckDuckGo her destroying the angry Hillaroid on CNN back in the day - it's really really something.
"Why was he drawn to your candidate?"
"HE'S MENTALLY UNSTABLE!!!"
"Oh okay good to know"
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (xfb67)
We have to admit we've had some serious disappointments. But the GOP doesn't circle the wagons like the Donks. If we were as bloody-minded as the Pelosi crew Randy Cunningham would still be in Congress.
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (8erNz)
I countered with, "If you went into politics merely to enrich yourself through corruption, and to gong on every woman you could, which party would you join?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (ItAg0)
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I imagine their response was "Republicans, because they get away with it all the time."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, you can't ask questions like that. You just open yourself up to the dismissal of facts.
And as I've been arguing for some time now, you can't say "raped/assaulted women," because they'll just tell you Trump did too.
No, you have to go with the kiddie diddling angle. Clinton, Stephanopolis, Podesta, and now Biden. Probably Schiff as well.
Kiddie diddlers. That's your Democrat Party.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (hku12)
Sort of pretty, but also sort of like the Human Barbie I see in ads all the time.
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A couple of years ago, she made the choice to have both of her breasts removed, because she had the gene inherited from her mother, who had cancer.
Brave woman. She was a newlywed, as well.
So of course Meggie Mac and her followers decided to attack her because "she's clearly having her hair colored and styled, and her makeup done."
Imagine Megs having to have both breasts removed. "ME ME ME ME ME!!! MY FATHER!!!! MY BOOBS!!!! NO ONE HAS SUFFERED MORE THAN ME!!!!"
Anyhow, I like Kayleigh so far.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
Honestly, that's been out in the open for decades - Ted Kennedy, Clinton, and so many others. They know it and they are OK with it, at least in theory (see: Nina Burleigh saying she's blow Clinton).
The feminists made their deal with the devil long ago: they will support any monster, no matter how truly monstrous, as long as he supports legal abortion. For the non-pervy politician case, see Dr. Kermit Gosnell, abusing and killing patients - black and immigrant patients (to make his crimes Intersectional) and the feminists walk on by, don't even pause to consider it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (bDqIh)
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Right now if that someone was DeBlasio or Cuomo, Trump might even win NY.
Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (n6DvV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Of course! It's so obvious
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 11:45 AM (idLQk)
Because white liberal MSNBC watchers believe black individuals don't own businesses. The racism on their side is breathtaking.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (fpTcW)
$235,607 raised of $250,000 goal
Its almost time for GFM to shut it down and disapear the cash.
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (buTO7)
Bill Clinton
Harvey Weinstein
Roman Polanski
Woody Allen
Eliot Spitzer
Bob 'Filthy' Filner
John Edwards
Anthony Weiner
The DNC has the matter well in hand.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (34pA0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (dfRN6)
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"Why are you staring at my chest?"
-Monica Bellucci, wearing her normal clothes that reveal her cleavage from her throat to her navel
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Pics plz
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Bruce Banner at May 06, 2020
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How big a Snickers bar do you need, Bruce?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (rpbg1)
Grenell better hurry or he will be replaced by Ratcliffe.
Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
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If you lost your job -- let's be clear -- you can go and get a job. There are jobs in grocery stores and jobs in these essential professions where people are going out and risking their lives to ensure that people can put food on the table -- people can go to the hospital and get all of their needs met. If you need a job, you can go get one. I think part of the problem is that those people want to reopen the economy without even giving one ounce of consideration to the workers which allow this economy to run, and that is a really big disconnect between what the protesters are talking about and what's actually happening. When America gets COVID, black America is dying, Rev.
She seems nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (hYcqw)
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There IS a procedural code for that.
CPT Code: 0H98XZZ - Drainage of Buttock Skin, External Approach
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (Fc5rx)
A wind tunnel.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (LvTSG)
Nope. The response was ... crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (ItAg0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (cJswI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (+7yf7)
Does he need an ammo bearer?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (At/8G)
Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (2Mnv1)
Grenell better hurry or he will be replaced by Ratcliffe.
Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
I like Ratcliffe but I kinda want Grenell to stay. Why was he only temporary?
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (+7yf7)
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I assume that's a copy-and-paste, so it seems likely...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (J+mig)
all well and good, but I think my Shadow Personality is not very feminine at all. It comes out when I get angry.
you wouldn't like me when I'm Angry.
Posted by: Bruce Banner at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (trdmm)
Shit. You just gave Marvel an idea: Trans-Hulk
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (8erNz)
Iirc, he has a husband. But you could apply for the First Side Piece position.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 11:40 AM (88xKn)
This is one of my favorite PR shots of her, with co-star Guy Kibbee in Gold Diggers of 1933:
https://tinyurl.com/ybfwkn6l
I love the look on her face, which says, "Sure, I only married you for your money and we'll only ever have sex once a year, but I will fuck you until you can't walk."
I wish I had a girl like Joan Blondell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (2JVJo)
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It's certainly no quantum leap or great surprise in realizing their scruples and morals meters have no gauges. These are mentally ill people, overall. They don't think correctly. Their brains are infantile, illogical, hypocritical, perverse, mean, gullible and they can't be reasoned with.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (O+I8R)
Andrew Cuomo says that of New Yorkers hospitalized with Wuhan in the last three days, 96 percent have an underlying health condition. 73 percent are over age 50.
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (QkuUr)
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There are lots of happy endings on PornHub.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Nah, she smiles, wears fitted clothes and likely doesn't chain-smoke.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (LvTSG)
Grenell better hurry or he will be replaced by Ratcliffe.
Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
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What's Grenell's future? Why wasn't he a permanent option?
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (ptqGC)
Is he running again?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
even worse, Jeff Sessions is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (trdmm)
I guess Romney was feeling lonely.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (hku12)
Jeffrey Epstein was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 06, 2020 11:49 AM (J+mig)
Great, now they'll yell at us: "Hey! My eyes are *down* here!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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One of the funniest SNL skits ever, 'Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts'. Female aliens who had evolved with, well, their eyes on their breasts. No where available on line, but here's a still. What made it so funny is that the eyes were articulated, and moved, and blinked:
https://tinyurl.com/yb9lvljg
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (830x5)
https://bit.ly/3bawfVC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
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Earliest I've seen her in is The Picture of Dorian Gray. She was a good looking young woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020
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Angela played a snappy sassy Cockney maid in Gaslight, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (TENLw)
He probably would have had a tougher time getting approved. He has no intelligence background.
But I doubt Trump is done with him. He's excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)
We've had too much talking over the last 3 plus years.
Schiffs not going to release them so if Grenell has access to them, then release them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (QzF6i)
Take a nap? That's what I'm going to do.
This has been a lousy day from the get-go.
Chaaaalie Baker needs to swing from a fucking lamp post.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (2JVJo)
Could it be they think that making the money to live is nothing other than black magic?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)
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Total MILF in The Manchurian Candidate.
The problem is that Raymond Shaw seems to have thought the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/yb9lvljg
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
LOL
I remember that one! heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)
Don Jr is walking me down the aisle."
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:43 AM (At/8G)
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Dad might just lament refusing to participate in the wedding...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:44 AM (hYcqw)
And about future grandchildren ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (ItAg0)
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There are lots of happy endings on PornHub.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 06, 2020
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Can somebody find an Ann-Margret lookalike?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630238/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_34
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:41 AM (xfb67)
Wow. Stunning... and brave!
( *rolls eyes* )
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (eA950)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (cJswI)
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James O'Keefe on Twitter: "@realDonaldTrump Yes it has #ExposeCBS
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (Lrula)
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His mistake...he wasn't an elected official.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
Search "Anns audition"
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 11:52 AM (buTO7)
*Dips Cohiba in Brandy*
Posted by: Fritz
She'd make a fine wife.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (At/8G)
Honestly, that's been out in the open for decades - Ted Kennedy, Clinton, and so many others. They know it and they are OK with it, at least in theory (see: Nina Burleigh saying she's blow Clinton).
The feminists made their deal with the devil long ago: they will support any monster, no matter how truly monstrous, as long as he supports legal abortion. For the non-pervy politician case, see Dr. Kermit Gosnell, abusing and killing patients - black and immigrant patients (to make his crimes Intersectional) and the feminists walk on by, don't even pause to consider it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:46 AM (bDqIh)
A caller to the David Webb show this morning made this exact point. He said that the NOW organization is almost unknown to today
s young women and feminists because they embraced Billy Jeff , which destroyed any credibility that had. And he said today's Me Too movement is also imploding over the Joe Biden support, as famously encouraged by Alyssa Milano.
Remember the stupid marches on DC these idiots held during the inauguration , wearing their pink hats? They simply put on the costume of whatever they think gets them attention, that makes their miserable little lives seem worthwhile. They don't really care about someone's sexual harrassment or assault, it's just a way to belong to something until the next fad comes along.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (fpTcW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (QQ/iJ)
The Man stuck to his principles, to his honor. The Kid stuck his dick in crazy.
The Kid was arrogant, the Man earned his win in the end.
It's a moral film and Edgar G. Robinson is an actor in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (6LM9T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)
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Didn't she also have to explain to Danny Kaye that the potion with the poison is now in the flagon with the dragon?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (eA950)
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Maybe he was offering a location for the wedding?
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)
A herd of stupid?
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (88xKn)
Could it be they think that making the money to live is nothing other than black magic?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
They say shit like, "just apply for unemployment. You don't have the right to put people's lives at risk!!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
The Man stuck to his principles, to his honor. The Kid stuck his dick in crazy.
The Kid was arrogant, the Man earned his win in the end.
It's a moral film and Edgar G. Robinson is an actor in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)
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The Kid got laid low, so low that he's losing to the little black kid now. But he's earned his lumps and he's gonna keep going. He's not done.
They coulda made a sequel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (LvTSG)
You really thought she was a MILF ? I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (cJswI)
Now where were we?
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (8erNz)
NEWS: Use of FISA warrants dropped to the lowest level on record in 2019, according to ODNI transparency report.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)
What do you do?
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (XxJt1)
Could it be they think that making the money to live is nothing other than black magic?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Not until it hits them. When they have been working from home but then get furloughed or see huge benefits cuts, things get real.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (uEbPt)
268 What do you call it when Cate Blanchett, Jane Fonda, Marion Cotillard and Monica Bellucce are standing side by side?
A herd of stupid?
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (88xKn)
A wind tunnel.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (N39Ws)
NEWS: Use of FISA warrants dropped to the lowest level on record in 2019, according to ODNI transparency report.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)
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Trump is such a tyrannical dictator, isn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (eG0ge)
The waiting room at the cosmetic surgeon's office?
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 11:48 AM (+7yf7)
Maybe he was suggesting to have the wedding on Gilligan's Isle
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (idLQk)
Now where were we?
On the inside looking out.
Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (eG0ge)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (r+sAi)
Yep! I've noticed this a lot.
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
NEWS: Use of FISA warrants dropped to the lowest level on record in 2019, according to ODNI transparency report.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)
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Zero is a good number. Making them illegal would get us there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (hYcqw)
Good.
Now abolish the court.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (Boy/L)
So you own a retail establishment that's been closed for weeks. Some
petty bureaucrat says you can reopen but you have to keep a list of the
people entering the store. A guy shows up with a fistful of bucks but no
ID.
What do you do?
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 11:55 AM (XxJt1)
See the list of suggested names to use as posted above.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (At/8G)
Completely disagree but that's okay because it's a movie. You can say the same about the Hustler but it had a good ending.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (cJswI)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)
'radical transformation' of economies to help save the planet."
Yes, sorta. An end to unbridled communism in China, and end to WallStreet profits of China's slaves and pollution ... changing the economies from slave labor to "fair wages" via an end to replacement of the American Worker via third world slavery.
Save "the planet"? Well, save Liberty first, but sure, we all want clean air/water, healthy food ... I'm all for government oversight ... which means an end to the drugged fish/shrimp from China, no more toxic mold drywall, no more contaminated foreign drugs, no more fentanyl (China China China).
We are going to emerge from this with some massive changes ... they need to be the right changes.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (Cus5s)
I've always been under the impression that journalism is an honorable profession.
Perhaps so, but it seems to have a desperate shortage of honorable journalists.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (KATBx)
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Maybe he was offering a location for the wedding?
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 11:54 AM (kOpft)
Quite possible that he keyed in "aisle", and auto-cucumber "corrected" it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (LZcDP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
I'm too lazy right now to tell the story of the Hollywood bordello which employed women who were made up to look like stars of the 30s and 40s, but it's a pity there isn't a porn place which would take commissions to find someone to make a video for you who looked like Ann-Margret, or Lauren Bacall (or in my case, Pola Negri).
I suppose it could be done through CGI technology.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)
A Communist Party cell meeting?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (ItAg0)
The mental health clinic is now open.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)
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hahahahahaha Not since the 40's.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (jUVms)
The chicks in the "Biden no matter what" tweet are in the untouchable 25%-30%.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
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I wonder how other women who vote Democrat appreciate their comrades declaring sexual assault open season on any of them?
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 11:34 AM (vUFlP)
The scary thing is that there is nothing Joe could do that would make those women turn against him. Not even human sacrifice, you ask? Hah! Those women want Joe or any other Democrat in power in order to continue a form of human sacrifice - abortion. Sacrificing babies to their twin goddesses of Female Liberation and Death to the Partriarchy.
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (AMIL/)
Terrible Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)
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This is like putting on a hagiographic play about Hitler and playing it like a comedy, isn't it?
Unexpected smash hit!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 11:57 AM (N39Ws)
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"Hey, Bob! I am reviewing these lists of customers submitted by businesses. Do you see a lot of people named "John Doe" and "Mike Hunt?" and just a lot of overlap?"
"Yeah, Jim. Those guys go *everywhere.*"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (PVw3N)
She's a 9/11 Truther and haaaates America.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
I'm too lazy right now to tell the story of the Hollywood bordello which employed women who were made up to look like stars of the 30s and 40s, but it's a pity there isn't a porn place which would take commissions to find someone to make a video for you who looked like Ann-Margret, or Lauren Bacall (or in my case, Pola Negri).
I suppose it could be done through CGI technology.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)
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LA Confidential...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (LvTSG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P09BCFVoW0o
I'm absolutely stunned this is still on youtube...
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (LZcDP)
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I follow Don Jr. pretty closely and I'm surprised how few mistakes/typos he makes. Really.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Rose at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (aKsyK)
The Man stuck to his principles, to his honor. The Kid stuck his dick in crazy.
The Kid was arrogant, the Man earned his win in the end.
It's a moral film and Edgar G. Robinson is an actor in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020
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The novel ends that way too. That was from a time when H-wood adapted novels and even short stories for the screen, and didn't always change the ending to a happy one.
And if you have Robinson, you've got the gold.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 06, 2020 12:00 PM (PVw3N)
Now, Grenell is doing even more than they were worried that Ratcliffe might do, and if they turn down Ratcliffe again, I think Grenell gets to stay in the office til October.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 12:01 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2020 11:56 AM (eG0ge)
Thanks. That black wave of depression has come back and decided to grab me in the undertow.
I have a bad feeling this is going to last a long time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020 12:01 PM (2JVJo)
She's a 9/11 Truther and haaaates America.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)
Can't you say that about the entire group?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 12:01 PM (cJswI)
The
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 12:01 PM (ItAg0)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 12:02 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: JEM at May 06, 2020 11:30 AM (8erNz)
I hate it when the "performance" is just the band lip-syncing to the radio cut.
And seeing Keith Moon wearing a poofy-cuff shirt is a kick.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 12:03 PM (eA950)
The Cincinnati Kid does not have a bad ending. It has the right ending.
The Man stuck to his principles, to his honor. The Kid stuck his dick in crazy.
The Kid was arrogant, the Man earned his win in the end.
It's a moral film and Edgar G. Robinson is an actor in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 06, 2020 11:53 AM (ifmtJ)
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Agreed. Same with The Hustler.
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 12:03 PM (vUFlP)
Get back to me after you've stopped international travel, only make movies/shows within 100 or so miles of your home city, pare down to only one home that is carbon neutral, and stop wearing dresses/outfits only once to events.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rickb223
They came almost right over the top of the house.
America. Fuck yeah!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 11:37 AM (cJswI)
Agreed
The 'poker" version of the "Hustler"
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (gD6Ka)
Good idea! First though we'll have to film a re-make of the original, starring Jesse Eisenberg, which will start off the new Kid Cinematic Universe!
*does another line of coke*
*mummifies self*
Posted by: Hollywood exec at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (IvOed)
You done good, OM.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 12:02 PM (Z4rgH)
Nah, it's you guys. I think everyone is feeling a bit feisty today.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (eA950)
OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 11:19 AM (ItAg0)
Ibid for "data" and "datum".
Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (Wztg5)
The Man won but he didn't earn it. The final hand was luck and the perfect storm for the Kid.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 12:04 PM (cJswI)
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hahahahahaha Not since the 40's.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (jUVms)
the 1840s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 12:05 PM (idLQk)
Posted by: Socially Distant at May 06, 2020 12:06 PM (HfMsJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- #OrangeMurderHornetBad! at May 06, 2020 12:03 PM (vUFlP)
But they didn't have the same ending and that's what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 12:06 PM (cJswI)
Think about that for a second.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Baron Samedi or Marie Laveau or Tom Dempsey or Huey Long or Delphine LaLaurie
Posted by: Downcast at May 06, 2020 12:07 PM (zgkHc)
I wonder at times how they justify that in their minds. Just want exactly did Trump *DO* to make this a viable position to take?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (We're Free!!) at May 06, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)
I wonder at times how they justify that in their minds. Just want exactly did Trump *DO* to make this a viable position to take?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (We're Free!!) at May 06, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)
He abused Womenz!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 12:07 PM (NgKpN)
"We New Yahrkers are abrasive, pushy, independent-minded, smart, and tough, and are proud of it!"
Governor Cuomo, Part 2:
"You abrasive, pushy, independent-minded, and self-proclaimed tough-guy Rednecks in the Red States are dumb, worthless scumbags!"
Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2020 12:08 PM (AMIL/)
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hahahahahaha Not since the 40's.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (jUVms)
the 1840s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 12:05 PM (idLQk)
Reporting was an honorable profession.
Journalism, is not, IMO.
A Report is a factual document. Its who, what, when, how.
A Journal is a PERSONAL Document, about your thoughts and feelings on a subject.
When reporters became Journalists, they lost their way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
Or Starship Troopers I'm sure that's what they envisage for Trump's space force.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 11:25 AM (ch6++)
They've only seen the movie. The book would scare them to death.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2020 12:12 PM (Wztg5)
This is all their fantasy about contact tracing. They need to give up on that nonsense, it will never happen. People aren't going to cooperate just on general principles.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (We're Free!!) at May 06, 2020 12:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
I'm too lazy right now to tell the story of the Hollywood bordello which employed women who were made up to look like stars of the 30s and 40s, but it's a pity there isn't a porn place which would take commissions to find someone to make a video for you who looked like Ann-Margret, or Lauren Bacall (or in my case, Pola Negri).
I suppose it could be done through CGI technology.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 06, 2020
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The story I've read is that Carole Lombard, who was married to Clark Gable at the time (the late '30s?), heard about this bordello, and that there was one girl who resembled her. Did she get upset, did she screech about "I'm outraged! I've been violated!"? Nope.
She said, "Don't tell Clark. He'll want to go!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 06, 2020 12:16 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Totally SFW: https://tinyurl.com/y9ugdly6
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 12:20 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (We're Free!!) at May 06, 2020 12:14 PM (5p7BC)
I don't know. As has been revealed in the corona crisis, there are far too many Karens in America.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 06, 2020 12:21 PM (eA950)
Posted by: donny f at May 06, 2020 12:22 PM (R2mYj)
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 11:26 AM (3aI0K)
Of course. The dead ONLY vote Democrat.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 06, 2020 12:24 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Paladin at May 06, 2020 12:27 PM (quX0S)
Could be the approaching Full Moon. My MIL worked in hospital Admissions for 20+ years and, oh, the stories she would tell. She never mentioned names, only asked "Want to hear about another whacko who crawled out of the woodwork?"
Posted by: Kathy at May 06, 2020 12:39 PM (qv3wo)
(On the outside chance someone hasn't already made that joke in the 300+ comments above.)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 06, 2020 01:01 PM (K0//J)
Ginger Rogers
We're In the Money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9hySTVKtY
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 06, 2020 01:08 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: squibby at May 06, 2020 01:16 PM (vUiJ4)
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hahahahahaha Not since the 40's.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 11:59 AM (jUVms)
the 1840s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 12:05 PM (idLQk)
Reporting was an honorable profession.
Journalism, is not, IMO.
A Report is a factual document. Its who, what, when, how.
A Journal is a PERSONAL Document, about your thoughts and feelings on a subject.
When reporters became Journalists, they lost their way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
They have ever been political entities. That concept of "reporters" is a façade to gain public trust and confidence, thus giving them more political leverage.
The time you harken back to was simply a greater balance of reporters aligned with the two main parties. Now, it is heavily weighted to the left.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 06, 2020 01:59 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mark Matis at May 06, 2020 02:05 PM (nZJej)
The following outstanding, upright individuals have been selected for the committee:
Bill Clinton
Harvey Weinstein
Roman Polanski
Woody Allen
Eliot Spitzer
Bob 'Filthy' Filner
John Edwards
Anthony Weiner
I don't think Weiner is qualified, and I'm surprised he made the cut. He never had actual *contact* with any of the girls he harassed.
Posted by: Fretlesst at May 06, 2020 02:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Not Jeremy at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (FPtHm)
Posted by: Lee at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (GkDyp)
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