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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The New York Times Editorial Board Proclaims That The Tara Reade Allegations Are Too Sensitive and Politically Explosive to be Investigated by the Media-- So They Should be Investigated by a Less Partisan Organization, The Democrat National CommitteeInteresting admission-- the New York Times is conceding they are less reliable and less capable and less unbiased than an actual political coordination committee. As is so often the case in such situations, it is all but impossible to be certain of the truth. But the stakes are too high to let the matter fester -- or leave it to be investigated by and adjudicated in the media. Mr. Biden is seeking the nation's highest office. In 2018, this board advocated strongly for a vigorous inquiry into accusations of sexual misconduct raised against Brett Kavanaugh when he was nominated to a seat on the Supreme Court. Mr. Biden's pursuit of the presidency requires no less. His campaign, and his party, have a duty to assure the public that the accusations are being taken seriously. The Democratic National Committee should move to investigate the matter swiftly and thoroughly, with the full cooperation of the Biden campaign.The fox is hereby appointed to investigate the egg thefts from the hen-house, with the full cooperation of the raccoons. Some reactions to the latest NYT Masterstroke of Nigh-Infinite Genius:
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BOOM!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 01:51 PM (4tEsR) 2
Badda BING!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 01:52 PM (4tEsR) 3
Schooby Do?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 01:52 PM (4tEsR) 4
So long as it's on the up and up.......sure.
Posted by: Litlle Boomer at May 04, 2020 01:52 PM (6fu25) 5
Whoa
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 04, 2020 01:53 PM (Do5/p) 6
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG) 7
The fact that the nts suggested such an absurd idea says all you need to know about today's media. Fuck them all. Run em over leave them to die and fester on the side of the road.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (85Gof) 8
And just think, the FBI investigated the claims against Kavanaugh.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (vg8iE) 9
I told them the nood is waiting.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (4tEsR) 10
Have Kurt Eichenwald investigate Reade. He knows all about rape and stuff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC) 11
So they know the allegations are true then.
I predict it will be less than a week before people use the kavanaugh standard and start demanding an FBI investigation. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (JUOKG) 12
"All these Biden papers are all sticky, like someone had paste on their hands."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (xfb67) Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (l46Tt) 14
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz They are Dem hacks, not journalists. =========== Based Ted Cruz is best Ted Cruz. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (LvTSG) 15
Heinlein's Crazy Years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (DMUuz) 16
Sounds like Sally Kohn/Patterico level retardation.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (y7DUB) 17
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1) 18
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And look into that slavery thing, while you're at it! Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (l46Tt) =========== "And...uh...abortion. It was...uh...above my pay grade." -Barack Obama Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (8fB/R) 20
We see you're still alive, but how you feeling Ace?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hitlery at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (l46Tt) 22
"All these Biden papers are all sticky, like someone had paste on their hands."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM That's not paste. Posted by: The Barrel at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (DMUuz) 23
When did The National Lampoon get resurrected under the name of The New York Times?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: Duh DNC at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Ha at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (VE8d+) 26
So they know the allegations are true then.
I predict it will be less than a week before people use the kavanaugh standard and start demanding an FBI investigation. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (JUOKG) Why Wait? Start demanding now. Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (+0uDE) 27
Local story, duh.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (L+kF6) 28
Didn't the FBI investigate blasey-ford's allegation? Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Turn Two at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (+AVpa) 29
All these Biden papers are all sticky, like someone had paste on their hands."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 01:55 PM (xfb67) That's not paste! Joey Two Fingers. Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (gmo/4) 30
20 We see you're still alive, but how you feeling Ace?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1) =========== 3 posts in 2 hours. I'm gonna go with: sprightly. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (LvTSG) 31
Another post not about the virus hoax!! Yay! You go, Ace!
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (bCLt0) 32
The New York Times slogan "All The News That's Been Vetted By The DNC"
Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (Pqytn) 33
They're not conceding anything so much as having a good laugh at our expense. They *know* Biden is a rapist just like everyone "knew" Harvey Weinstein was.
They think watching us struggle to "prove" it, while accusing us of the most vicious untrue shit imaginable is hilarious. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (qsd1t) 34
NYT 1939-1945 -
We are hearing some troubling reports out of Germany... We might want to consider asking the Fuhrer to investigate. Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (Qiu1Z) 35
I really appreciate how organizations like the NY Times seem to continually challenge other news organizations, such as CNN, with "hold my beer and watch this" stupidity contests.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 36
I've always like Ted Cruz, even though he sounds like Dana Carvey's impersonation of George Bush. That aside, he is wicked smart, and I've never heard him stumble when speaking and rebutting idiot arguments from the Left. No uhhs, or weird pauses to collect his thoughts. He goes right for the jugular.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (Qiu1Z) Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (eAZVt) 39
They are all over the place on this, its comical. They're trying to turn the focus on Trump but nobody is biting, they're trying to say its nothing compared to Kavanaugh which is absurd and laughable, they've even tried to say that they aren't being hypocritcal on this because the Dems were slow to attack Kavanaugh, which is outrageous falsehood everyone giggles at.
Again, for me this isn't about Ms Reade. Whether its true or not we'll never know. What this is about is a weapon in the culture war, to attack the left with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI) 40
36 I've always like Ted Cruz, even though he sounds like Dana Carvey's impersonation of George Bush. That aside, he is wicked smart, and I've never heard him stumble when speaking and rebutting idiot arguments from the Left. No uhhs, or weird pauses to collect his thoughts. He goes right for the jugular.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (x8Wzq) ========== Debate champs don't fucking stutter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG) 41
But before we can constitute our Blue Ribbon Fact finding Committee, we must get a report from the Inspector General of the Democrat Party!
After that, we can really investigate. Really. Posted by: Duh DNC at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (NgKpN) 42
Ted Cruz @tedcruz
It's who they are. They don't even pretend anymore. He is right. We have all noticed this. And it is chilling because even when some voters know the truth, they STILL back them. People are still reading and paying for the NYTimes. It is astonishing. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (8fB/R) Posted by: J. Comey at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (l46Tt) 44
The Democratic National Committee should move to investigate the matter swiftly and thoroughly, with the full cooperation of the Biden campaign.
Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) 45
I'm telling everyone I see that they should be wearing a mask.
When they tell me they aren't afraid of the virus, I say, "What virus, I just think you're ugly." Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (xfb67) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (DMUuz) 47
I think Tom Perez has already declared Joe innocent of all charges, Tom's reasoning being that the crack Obama team had done such a rigorous investigation of Joe before selecting him to be our VP.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (a4EWo) 48
My timing really sucks today...
Daily Wire: Secretary Of Senate Rejects Biden Request To Release Docs On Tara Reade https://tinyurl.com/y8cksdjs UofD won't release records Secy. of Senate won't release records Media won't investigate DNC will find nothing happened. Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT) 49
As I recall the media placed ads for information on Roy Moore.
They swarmed the state of Alabama with reporters to turn over any loose stone. Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (bloh/) 50
Peak stupid is apparently like the limits of the universe. That is, you never get there. But the NYT is trying.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (o2MD2) 51
44 The Democratic National Committee should move to investigate the matter swiftly and thoroughly, with the full cooperation of the Biden campaign.
Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) Democrats investigating a Democrat. Lol!! Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (bCLt0) 52
Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) ----------- Should we hold our breath in anticipation?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 53
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (arJlL) 54
When you're a fish, you somehow never notice that you're living in the water.
Posted by: Alan Potkin at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (8QIfI) 55
>>> I'm telling everyone I see that they should be wearing a mask.
When they tell me they aren't afraid of the virus, I say, "What virus, I just think you're ugly." Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (xfb67) I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Posted by: Turn Two at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (+AVpa) 56
An apolitical panel put together by the DNC.
Do what now? I think we've finally reached the point of full "I'm a pretzel and I can't get up" bullshittery. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (Boy/L) 57
44 The Democratic National Committee should move to investigate the matter swiftly and thoroughly, with the full cooperation of the Biden campaign.
Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) ============ "We have determined that we are a criminal organization and should be tried under RICO." -The DNC Plot twist! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG) 58
I'm afraid to comment because I get nooded/willowed every time. I would be demoralized but it is pretty hilarious how good my timing is
Posted by: Mog Smash at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (cLU8u) 59
>>So they know the allegations are true then.
Exactly. They just don't want to be the ones to pronounce the sentence. Posted by: Peter Marlow at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (dmYb7) 60
F*ck it.
Let the dude run. It's just another weapon to beat his ass with and flame the media. If Trump's team wanted to flood the airwaves with a 1 minute commercial of Tara Reade describing graphically what happened to her ending with a clip of Joey Fingers saying "We're all in this together" that comes on 4 times every hour on ABC, NBC and CBS, I'll be happy to donate to the campaign. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (lkNgq) 61
I take this as a message from the Times that it's time to dump Biden. If the DNC "investigates" and Biden subsequently withdraws then they can claim that the Dems have "cleaned house" and aren't they so much better than the Republicans who still have that awful Trump. Conveniently ignoring how the Dems knew about Biden's behavior for decades and were cool with it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (SgjGX) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P) 63
Allegations against Trump-- both sexual and political/conspiratorial-- are of course neither sensitive or politically-explosive. Investigate away, pinheads!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (oVJmc) 64
>>Daily Wire: Secretary Of Senate Rejects Biden Request To Release Docs On Tara Reade
Release ALL Senate Sexual Harassment / Assault Documents. ALL OF THEM Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Qiu1Z) 65
3 posts in 2 hours.
I'm gonna go with: sprightly. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 01:57 PM (LvTSG) Good point. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Zz0t1) 66
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Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 01:51 PM Keto? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (DMUuz) Yup. Gotta get rid of a coupla things but protein and fat up the wazoo. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (4tEsR) Posted by: SturmToddler at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (+NdM9) 68
This is probably highly consistent. They likely would have preferred the DNC do the Kavanaugh investigation.
Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (ZfRYq) 69
Considering that Biden happily and unapologetically groped, grabbed, and sniffed women publically in front of cameras that he knew were there, I can't imagine there aren't hundreds of women who suffered far worse in meetings they had with him in private settings.
Posted by: Biergood at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (FQWHA) 70
Release ALL Senate Sexual Harassment / Assault Documents. ALL OF THEM Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (Qiu1Z) And all of the payments from the rape fund, who and why. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (Zz0t1) 71
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Politburo investigates Stalin, says, "He's the best!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P) i laughed. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (4tEsR) 72
I wonder if Beto Keto's??
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (bCLt0) 73
They don't know what to do.
There are more coming out and perhaps more victims. Dominoes! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 01:56 PM --- Yep and the media and dems are trying to destroy them as they pop up. That 14 year old girl that said biden commented on her boobs got the year wrong and they tore her up. Herr Docktor ford didn't even remember what year the kavanaugh "rape" occurred, where it happened, who was there, who drove her home and had zero people back her up, but the media is trying to destroy the credibility of a woman who was off by a year in her allegation. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (JUOKG) 74
67 at least they admit it now.
not that anyone will notice or care on that side of the aisle... Posted by: SturmToddler at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (+NdM9) ========= It's gonna make for some fun targeted ads on Facebook to some empathetic moms. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (LvTSG) 75
The Democrat-Media Complex largely blames itself for Hillery's loss because they just weren't in the tank enough for her when they "covered" her email mess and all the other various felonies. They won't get caught like that again. They will do a hard embargo on anything that might damage Biden from here on out.
Posted by: I Have Questions at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (BvNzB) 76
Ok, luego.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (4tEsR) 77
50 Peak stupid is apparently like the limits of the universe. That is, you never get there. But the NYT is trying.
We're asymptotic! Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (l46Tt) 78
Shorter NYT: MSM is biased/partisan
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh) 79
Hmm, maybe the NY Times is not so subtly telling the DNC the NY Times isn't willing to call for Biden to be replaced and the DNC needs to take care of business?
Hahahahahaha. Yeah, like I believe the NY Times is that smart.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 80
52 Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) ----------- Should we hold our breath in anticipation? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv) We are going to hire Michael Atkinson to investigate. He has a long history of investigation with the US Government, most recently as the Intelligence Community Inspector General. Posted by: Duh DNC at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN) 81
You really have to admire their moxie.
I'm blowing finger kisses at you, NY Times. Every time I think you can't sink any lower, you discover another trench. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12) 82
Why not let us investigate it?
We'll have some time as soon as we're done coming up with the motive for the Las Vegas shooter. Gonna have that one ready any day now! Posted by: The straight-shooters at the FBI at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (jevpf) 83
Have Kurt Eichenwald investigate Reade. He knows all about rape and stuff. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC) I hear he has ample experience in exposing the tentacles of power. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (EGyGV) 84
61 I take this as a message from the Times that it's time to dump Biden. If the DNC "investigates" and Biden subsequently withdraws then they can claim that the Dems have "cleaned house" and aren't they so much better than the Republicans who still have that awful Trump. Conveniently ignoring how the Dems knew about Biden's behavior for decades and were cool with it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (SgjGX) Yeah, no. This is the NYT self-justifying why they won't report on it. That is all. Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (ZfRYq) 85
Funny, I thought the DNC was *already* deciding what the MSM reported.
See: Wikileaks DNC email dump. Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (bDqIh) 86
protein and fat up the wazoo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (4tEsR) ------------ Yer doin it wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 87
I've always like Ted Cruz, even though he sounds like Dana Carvey's impersonation of George Bush. That aside, he is wicked smart, and I've never heard him stumble when speaking and rebutting idiot arguments from the Left. No uhhs, or weird pauses to collect his thoughts. He goes right for the jugular.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (x8Wzq) After Scott Walker proved to be a regional flash in the pan (hiring Mrs George Will for your campaign was as dumb as giving Nicolle Wallace any responsibility) Cruz was my choice but there was something about him that creeped out too many squishes for him to have beaten The Beast imo. That he got fewer votes than Abbott in the same election against a borderline retarded goof bears out my point. Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (y7DUB) 88
84 61 I take this as a message from the Times that it's time to dump Biden. If the DNC "investigates" and Biden subsequently withdraws then they can claim that the Dems have "cleaned house" and aren't they so much better than the Republicans who still have that awful Trump. Conveniently ignoring how the Dems knew about Biden's behavior for decades and were cool with it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (SgjGX) Yeah, no. This is the NYT self-justifying why they won't report on it. That is all. Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (ZfRYq) ============ "Please, give us an out, DNC." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG) 89
50 Peak stupid is apparently like the limits of the universe. That is, you never get there. But the NYT is trying.
--- Stupidity is constantly expanding at the speed of light. Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (jevpf) 90
They will do a hard embargo on anything that might damage Biden from here on out.
And Trump loves smashing those embargos. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (mht8P) 92
Politburo investigates Stalin, says, "He's the best!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P) Reminds me that I need to watch the Death of Stalin again. A true feel good story unless you happened to be around when he croaked. Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (JY8Ei) Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2020 02:05 PM (Qiu1Z) 94
It is of course because they know she is telling the truth. So this is their excuse for not covering it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:05 PM (r+sAi) 95
burn all the motherfuckers
tear out their still beating hearts, feed them to the buzzards and burn them while they scream. and sell it on PPV Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 02:05 PM (d7Ww2) 96
93 >>protein and fat up the wazoo.
You pre-chewing it, or using a blender? Force feed it to the gerbils. Posted by: Don Lemon Party at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (l46Tt) 97
Biden himself said the allegations weren't true, isn't he the most objective source ever?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (Hcsoi) Posted by: NYT at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (VE8d+) 99
Politburo investigates Stalin, says, "He's the best!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P) ----------- LOL!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 100
burn all the motherfuckers
tear out their still beating hearts, feed them to the buzzards and burn them while they scream. and sell it on PPV Posted by: nurse ratched --- Feed them to rabid dogs. Make the dogs vomit. Let us all line up to piss on the vomit. Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (jevpf) 101
Life imitates fart.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (Y7v+0) 102
98 Ok. Ok. We get it.
How about an independent 3rd party? China? Posted by: NYT at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (VE8d+) ============ Up for some coffee? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (LvTSG) 103
>>burn all the motherfuckers
tear out their still beating hearts, feed them to the buzzards and burn them while they scream. *makes not to never piss off nurse ratched* Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh) 104
Remember, the NYT isn't a news organization. They announced that in January of 2017, openly.
They are a bubble reinforcement business. They know that if they backed off the TDS and reported the news as it actually is, their business would crater. The only thing keeping the doors open now is their present business model which is driving online subscriptions. Change that and their base leaves. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI) 105
Maybe they could have House Republicans investigate. They never find anything wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (mht8P) Give it to Paul Ryan; it's been a while since he tanked against a retarded monkey. Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (y7DUB) 106
Meanwhile, the Steal dossier is blowing up, and pigs like Brennan and Comey are scurrying for cover.
Is anybody at NY Times or CCPNN or MSNPC making breathless headlines about how this may be the bombshell smoking gun that will finally bring down the anit-Trump conspiracy? Anyone?? Hellooooooo??? Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12) 107
Biden probably can't remember the incident. Hell, the old bastard can't remember if he had lunch, or if he is wearing a fresh diaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (o2MD2) 108
Two writers from the New York Times just finished for the day and are pounding back their first of many drinks.
"Seriously, I thought it was just a good laugh. I certainly expected the editor to send it back and tell me to be serious!" "Well, Bob was weaving when he came in at 10:45, he probably couldn't read it anyway and just sent it!" Posted by: JB1000 at May 04, 2020 02:07 PM (Kf5r9) 109
Has anyone suggested the totally independent WHO investigate this?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2020 02:08 PM (Hcsoi) Posted by: Ancient Mayan Priests at May 04, 2020 02:08 PM (WEBkv) 111
Don't forget the evil DNCmedia subjected Melania to the most despicable possible questions about PDT for far less.
When Dr. Jill is finally ever asked about this shit, you can be sure her scripted answers will be designed to make headlines and persuade women and low-fo's. HOWEVER they may stay away from asking her *anything* for a good while - and that will be your cluebat that the DNC doesn't know what other victims Trump has ready to speak up about this serial predator at some opportune future time. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:08 PM (qsd1t) 112
On the bright side, not that it matters at this point, but this immunizes PDT from any and all claims of him being a pussy hound
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (85Gof) 113
You know, not to interfere with the election, we should have a special counsel.
I nominate Rudy Giuliani. Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (ZfRYq) 114
Best destiny for the NYT paper: Shredded and used as bedding in the barn.
Possible issue: Cows revolt, refuse to use. Would rather lay in their own poop. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (e1mEI) 115
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They think watching us struggle to "prove" it, while accusing us of the most vicious untrue shit imaginable is hilarious. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 01:58 PM (qsd1t) " Well, in a pleasing symmetry, I think that their twisting and turning is pretty funny, too. An existential threat as well, but funny all the same. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (cqteU) 116
What, would you say, you do here, NYT?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (KnJdm) 117
In related News NYT urges that Cheech and Chong be appointed to investigate illegal cannabis use
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (cCxiu) 118
This is the same publication that's won Pulitzers for revealing national security secrets, such as how the Bush admin was hunting down terrorists via bank records, right? Right??
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (K7Jo7) Posted by: Totes Impartial Bob Mueller at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (k4dH2) 121
If it please the court, I have no evidence that would lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton.
The defense rests. Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (BvZkh) 122
They are a bubble reinforcement business. They know that if they backed off the TDS and reported the news as it actually is, their business would crater. The only thing keeping the doors open now is their present business model which is driving online subscriptions. Change that and their base leaves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Oh yeah. Their readers demand TDS. Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (Qf83p) 123
116 What, would you say, you do here, NYT?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 04, 2020 02:09 PM (KnJdm) I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! Posted by: NYT at May 04, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:11 PM (4tEsR) 125
Brave Firefighters want to sit this one out and let the DNC Flammenwerfer brigade have a go at it
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 04, 2020 02:11 PM (RKQ/v) 126
52 Gee, I wonder what conclusion they'll draw?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 01:59 PM (0A3LU) ----------- Should we hold our breath in anticipation? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv) I can't stand the suspense! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:11 PM (0A3LU) 127
118 This is the same publication that's won Pulitzers for revealing national security secrets, such as how the Bush admin was hunting down terrorists via bank records, right? Right??
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh) Well there's a certain consistency in trying to harm the country. Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (Zm+LZ) 128
Politburo investigates Stalin, says, "He's the best!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (mht8P) Reminds me that I need to watch the Death of Stalin again. A true feel good story unless you happened to be around when he croaked. Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 04, 2020 02:04 PM (JY8Ei) Yeah, watching Jason Isaacs gleefully, and hilariously chew the scenery as Marshal Zhukov is one of the few joys that the film industry has given us in the past 20 years. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (EGyGV) 129
The DNC should investigate?! Was wondering how the DNC was going to slip in their true candidate. This gives them the cover they need.
Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (BvZkh) 130
Varney on Fox Biz this morning made an interesting point: whatever woman Biden gets as his running mate (some poll shows Warren ahead of Kamala Crunch with Tank in 3rd) will be obligated to defend Biden from the accusations made by Tara Reade. Gonna be interesting to see how that works out.
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (4a9Vv) 131
A couple of days ago, some rag ran a story about how tiring it was to cover President Trump 24/7. Mental exhaustion and all that. But no, they weren't biased. No sirree, Bob. They are professionals and all of that. Now the MSM has to coverup for Handsy Joe as well as coverdown for Trump. The DC waterholes must be neckdeep with drunk DNC propagandists.
Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (Pqytn) 132
This is some crazy shit.
Posted by: Franz Kafka at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (hKi6n) 133
The NYT recommends that the fox investigates the henhouse.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (qsd1t) 134
130 Varney on Fox Biz this morning made an interesting point: whatever woman Biden gets as his running mate (some poll shows Warren ahead of Kamala Crunch with Tank in 3rd) will be obligated to defend Biden from the accusations made by Tara Reade. Gonna be interesting to see how that works out.
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (4a9Vv) ============= Defend? From whom? The story will be long since dead by then. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG) 135
The NYT assures you, however, that the fox will not find any hens to report.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (qsd1t) 136
This is how you keep it out of the news cycles. Hide it in a fake committee for years. This proves without a doubt that journalism is dead, as they say. They do not want to do journalism, only the propaganda that fits. When I read Facebook is buying/planting reporters into the local news rooms, I realized there is no going back. Some local newspapers and reporters do actual reporting and journalism. The last place to destroy and they are actively doing it now. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (8fB/R) 137
This is the same publication that's won Pulitzers for revealing national security secrets, such as how the Bush admin was hunting down terrorists via bank records, right? Right??
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh) --------------- Walter Durranty "saw the future and it works" and got a Pulitzer for the NY Times. He sort of covered up the famines, starvation, millions killed, etc. Posted by: Ancient Mayan Priests at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (WEBkv) 138
The DNC should investigate?! Was wondering how the DNC was going to slip in their true candidate. This gives them the cover they need.
That's exactly my thought. Ace isn't going 5-D chess enough on this - it's not to protect Biden, it's to give the DNC cover to drop Cankles on us. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (ZGrMX) 139
It would be interesting to know how much of the congressional rape payoff fund has been designated to Biden over the years.
Shame we don't have anyone or any way to find out how those tax dollars have been spent. Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (L+kF6) 140
118 This is the same publication that's won Pulitzers for revealing national security secrets, such as how the Bush admin was hunting down terrorists via bank records, right? Right??
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh) And tracking terrorists through their cell phones. The American people had a RIGHT and a NEED to know that electorally critical information. Where would we be today if they hadn't been told that? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (0A3LU) 141
/off bloody human sacrifice sock.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 142
Politburo investigates Stalin, says, "He's the best!"
I think this is more like the Politburo investigating Trotsky. Joe cannot be happy about this, unless he always knew he was just a placeholder. Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (BvZkh) 143
Varney on Fox Biz this morning made an interesting point: whatever woman Biden gets as his running mate (some poll shows Warren ahead of Kamala Crunch with Tank in 3rd) will be obligated to defend Biden from the accusations made by Tara Reade. Gonna be interesting to see how that works out.
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (4a9Vv) White House Press pool: HAS BIDEN TOUCHED YOUR HOOHAH YET!!??? Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (Zz0t1) 144
Oh my.... The Donald has gently requested Joe Scarborough be investigated for his intern oopsie.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (AD3JT) Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (gD6Ka) 146
The DNC should investigate?! Was wondering how the
DNC was going to slip in their true candidate. This gives them the cover they need. Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (BvZkh) If Obama and Hillary both finally jumping on the Joe bandwagon doesn't show you that the Left is all in on Fingers for this cycle, then I don't know what to tell you. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (qsd1t) 147
Why not let us investigate it?
We'll have some time as soon as we're done coming up with the motive for the Las Vegas shooter. Gonna have that one ready any day now! Posted by: The straight-shooters at the FBI at May 04, 2020 02:03 PM (jevpf) No no, you guys are busy enough. Let's get a special prosecutor in here. What's John Brennan doing? Is James Clapper busy? Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (hku12) 148
This is insane! Why do they let him continue? He's incapable of stringing two coherent sentences together! Are they trying to kill him? Must we all watch?
Posted by: Unkaren at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (vGJY7) 149
Walter Durranty "saw the future and it works" and got a Pulitzer for the NY Times. He sort of covered up the famines, starvation, millions killed, etc.
Posted by: Ancient Mayan Priests at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (WEBkv) The quote was from Lincoln Steffens, but the rest is spot on. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (0A3LU) 150
Isn't Biden saying it didn't happen good enough?
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (MVjcR) 151
Honestly, if the Republican National Committee had investigated Kavanaugh, I think they would have found him guilty.
Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (sX1BW) 152
If only Comrade Fox News knew about all this damaging info on Democrats...
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (qsd1t) 153
"Joe cannot be happy about this, unless he always knew he was just a placeholder."
Biden? Or Stalin? Posted by: Chris M at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (eAZVt) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (Boy/L) 155
Varney on Fox Biz this morning made an interesting point: whatever woman Biden gets as his running mate (some poll shows Warren ahead of Kamala Crunch with Tank in 3rd) will be obligated to defend Biden from the accusations made by Tara Reade. Gonna be interesting to see how that works out.
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (4a9Vv) Warren lies easily. Like breathing. Kamala is always high and will just laugh. Tank is too stupid to understand the question. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (8fB/R) 156
The Democrats and their Masters in the MSM have been thrown off their schedule and plans ever since the Democrat Voters rejected their chosen nominee, Kamala Harris.
That woman had it all, great pedigree, appropriate, not too scary level of melanin, correct gender, party loyalty, and even a mouth and tongue that could ---- the chrome off a bumper hitch. She was the Media Dream Candidate! After Ms. Harris went away, they tried pushing Amy, Pete, Liz, and a few others, while Joe just kept decaying away as his name recognition meant less and less. Unfortunately, try as they might, none of the others caught on, no matter what the NYT and CNN said. Then Bernie started actually getting votes, and the Wall Street and Silicon Valley Big Money Democrats got scared. After a few states, Bernie could take it all!!! When Joe, the Great Black Hope took South Carolina, they had their candidate, senility and all. Everyone else dropped out less than 48 hours before SUPER TUESDAY, after slogging through ten months caucuses, primaries, debates, town halls, and shaking hands and kissing babies (except Liz because she could split the Bernie Vote a little). Forty Eight Hours before they could maybe break out and win the nomination? They suddenly drop out? Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (+0uDE) 157
So the same FBI that made up ridiculous charges against General Flynn couldn't find anything on Kavanaugh. Either there was no speck of dirt to turn into a mountain of "evidence" or they realized that they couldn't get away with it anymore. Of course, it could be both.
Posted by: pookysgirl, official cat bed at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (XKZwp) 158
45 Ooooh, sad gainzzz news:
Gold Gym filed chapter 11 today Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (gD6Ka) Apparently there's not a 45 lb. plate to be had in the entire U.S. right now. I know who people who've been trying to equip home gyms. No dice. Zip. Nada. Nichevo. Nichts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (0A3LU) 159
The NYT defies parody. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (5jaxN) 160
Ooooh, sad gainzzz news:
Gold Gym filed chapter 11 today Posted by: browndog They'll re-open as Brass Gym....... Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (arJlL) 161
So, they don't want Joey's fingers to fester?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (yL25O) 162
That's exactly my thought. Ace isn't going 5-D
chess enough on this - it's not to protect Biden, it's to give the DNC cover to drop Cankles on us. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (ZGrMX) ====================================== Doubt it. Occam's Razor and all of that. The NYT Op-ed board may very well want Biden out, but to replace him with a two-time loser while the Barr-Durham investigation are proceeding forward at full steam? Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (Pqytn) 163
Under these new rules, I declare myself INNOCENT of all charges and demand I be released IMMEDIATELY and granted FULL IMMUNITY to any charges of misconduct going forward.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (Zz0t1) 164
Oh my.... The Donald has gently requested Joe Scarborough be investigated for his intern oopsie.
Posted by: Ktgreat at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (AD3JT) linky? Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (ptqGC) 165
This is so sad....what absolutely horrible parents.
@DC_Draino This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle RT if you think it should be a Trump doing the honors!! https://tinyurl.com/y92cvbr4 Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (cF8AT) 166
Hey, I'm available! Call me DNC!
Posted by: James Comey at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (yL25O) 167
So, they don't want Joey's fingers to fester?
----------- I think it is 50/50 that if Trump brings this up in a debate, Joe goes with a defense of "smell my fingers." Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (sX1BW) 168
Our reign has continued too long. Summon the meteors.
Posted by: The DNC at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (3+XoG) 169
This is insane! Why do they let him continue? He's incapable of stringing two coherent sentences together! Are they trying to kill him? Must we all watch?
Posted by: Unkaren at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (vGJY7) it's hard to know what is going on but the Democrat voters are not the media or the lobbyists or congress Democrat voters see a feeble dim-witted old man who can't construct one sentence. They are underestimating some voters on this. I know that many Dems cannot be unshackled no matter what, but who would vote for this guy if you have a family? Kids to take care of and keep safe. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (8fB/R) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (VRWui) 171
As is aggravatingly obvious, the Left have absolutely no self-awareness. I honestly believe they don't think they are being disingenuous or hypocritical. This is just part of their mental illness.
Granted a number are just evil asshoes but that's a separate category mostly in their leadership ranks. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (cJswI) 172
>>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) 173
The quote was from Lincoln Steffens, but the rest is spot on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (0A3LU) ------------- I sort of thought I had the wrong attribution but went with it any way. Mea Culpa. /shoot, I admitted fault. So much for my chance at working for CNN.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 174
Apparently there's not a 45 lb. plate to be had in the entire U.S. right now. I know who people who've been trying to equip home gyms. No dice. Zip. Nada. Nichevo. Nichts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM I haven't experienced this issue. Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (DMUuz) 175
..The NYT recommends that the fox investigates the henhouse.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:12 PM (qsd1t) Nah. The NYT hates Fox! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (QzJWU) Posted by: Ktgreat at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (AD3JT) 177
We are shocked, shocked, at the allegations swirling around our esteemed leader, SeÑor Pablo Escobar, and have appointed a blue-ribbon committee to investigate them, with the expectation that SeÑor Escobar will be fully exonerated.
Posted by: The Medellin Cartel at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (mNq/0) 178
172 >>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) ============ Sounds like she's getting a new set. With huge tracks of land. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (LvTSG) 179
What, the Chinese Communist Party wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (UQEkW) 180
This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle Texas? Oughta be Dan Crenshaw. Every wedding needs someone with an eyepatch. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (ZGrMX) 181
China Lied, Fake News Cried, People Died, David Cuck French's Wife Got Creampied
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (VRWui) Woof. That's a leap. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1) 182
Texas? Oughta be Dan Crenshaw. Every wedding needs someone with an eyepatch. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:19 PM (ZGrMX) Eye patch and pirate mask. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) 183
You have nothing to fear with Joe Biden in your vagina.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (qsd1t) 184
>>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) How cool would it be if someone like Ted Cruz or Don Trump Jr. stepped up. Poor girl. People can be awful. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (x8Wzq) 185
More NYT: The nazi party should investigate the Reichstag fire.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi) 186
Is there anybody here who does math? What is the half life of Joe Biden's brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (Uu+Jp) 187
158 45 Ooooh, sad gainzzz news:
Gold Gym filed chapter 11 today Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:14 PM (gD6Ka) Apparently there's not a 45 lb. plate to be had in the entire U.S. right now. I know who people who've been trying to equip home gyms. No dice. Zip. Nada. Nichevo. Nichts. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (0A3LU) The prices on plates and dumbbells is insane at the moment. Once the house arrest is lifted there's gonna be some wonderful bargains on really nice equipment Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (gD6Ka) 188
119
Fox guarding the hen house: Works for me Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 04, 2020 02:10 PM (K7Jo7) We do! We do! Posted by: Chris Mathews at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (NgKpN) 189
"100 burn all the motherfuckers
tear out their still beating hearts, feed them to the buzzards and burn them while they scream. and sell it on PPV Posted by: nurse ratched --- Feed them to rabid dogs. Make the dogs vomit. Let us all line up to piss on the vomit. Posted by: RKae at May 04, 2020 02:06 PM (jevpf) " These. I want the concession to sell beer to the people waiting in line. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (cqteU) 190
I have conducted an investigation into my supposed malfeasances and found I'm clean as a whistle.
No,no really not a smidgen of anything bad. My only fault is I am so smart and good that I try to play those qualities down. Posted by: Preezy Shit Midas at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (pw+jk) 191
Honestly, if the Republican National Committee had investigated Kavanaugh, I think they would have found him guilty.
Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:15 PM (sX1BW) Let Senator Burr chair a committee on this. You'll be sure to get a "bipartisan" result. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12) 192
This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle RT if you think it should be a Trump doing the honors!! https://tinyurl.com/y92cvbr4 Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (cF8AT) -------------- Good grief. My lefty daughter and I are as far apart, politically, as we can possibly get, and the crowd she hangs out with is far from my crowd, yet, I showed up and walked her down the aisle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 193
> I know who people who've been trying to equip home gyms.
Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record. 1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (mNq/0) 194
184 >>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) How cool would it be if someone like Ted Cruz or Don Trump Jr. stepped up. Poor girl. People can be awful. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (x8Wzq) Someone send this to the President, I bet he'd free up some time for her. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (NgKpN) 195
The story will be long since dead by then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG), Hopefully, Tara will not be. Confused Joe may tear a page from the Clinton playbook and mistakenly use the Foster solution instead of the Broaddrick solution. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (e1mEI) 196
The nazi party should investigate the Reichstag fire.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (r+sAi) They did. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (85Gof) 197
>>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) How cool would it be if someone like Ted Cruz or Don Trump Jr. stepped up. Poor girl. People can be awful. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (x8Wzq) === No. Leftist people are, as a rule, awful and do not mind demonstrating it. Hell they are proud of being awful. Posted by: Preezy Shit Midas at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (pw+jk) 198
That's exactly my thought. Ace isn't going 5-D chess enough on this - it's not to protect Biden, it's to give the DNC cover to drop Cankles on us. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (ZGrMX) ------- Or perhaps to prevent that happening. Maybe the NYT senses the Hell Beast on the prowl, and is throwing up a warning to the DNC to give Joe Biden cover before she consumes him whole and shits out his bones. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (5jaxN) 199
162 That's exactly my thought. Ace isn't going 5-D
chess enough on this - it's not to protect Biden, it's to give the DNC cover to drop Cankles on us. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:13 PM (ZGrMX) ====================================== Doubt it. Occam's Razor and all of that. The NYT Op-ed board may very well want Biden out, but to replace him with a two-time loser while the Barr-Durham investigation are proceeding forward at full steam? Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 02:17 PM (Pqytn) I'm down with Occam's Razor, but wonder if perhaps the idea isn't to have it two ways: have the DNC "investigate" while they see how Biden fares in his "campaign." If he blue-screens badly, or the Tara Reade thing blows up, the DNC dings him and drafts Hillarhoid. If he doesn't, the DNC exonerates him and they go with Biden. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (0A3LU) 200
If one half of Joe Biden's brain left San Diego for Tulsa at 3pm and the other half of Joe Biden's brain left Austin for Santa Fe at 3:15pm, what time would, you know, the thing?
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (qsd1t) 201
I have conducted an investigation into my supposed malfeasances and found I'm clean as a whistle.
No,no really not a smidgen of anything bad. My only fault is I am so smart and good that I try to play those qualities down. ------------ I always laugh when I hear the words "internal investigation" which are merely just PR BS. Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (VRWui) 203
Jane....
Jane... @realDonaldTrump "Concast" should open up a long overdue Florida Cold Case against Psycho Joe Scarborough. I know him and Crazy Mika well, used them beautifully in the last Election, dumped them nicely, and will state on the record that he is "nuts". Besides, bad ratings! #OPENJOECOLDCASE Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT) 204
Does the Groom have a father in the picture? If so, I think he would be a good substitute. Unless this was a plan to get a famous conservative to walk her down the aisle.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (cJswI) 205
172 >>This Texan girl's liberal parents said they won't attend her wedding because her fiancee is a conservative
>>She's now looking for someone to walk her down the aisle She needs new parents. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) ... But also boundaries. I'm sure this is sad for her but who puts out personal stuff like that to the general public? Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (yL25O) Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (l46Tt) 207
Biden will tearfully admit to something excusable, like trying to kiss her, but will claim he originally denied it to avoid hurting Dr. Jill. Then, together, w Dr. Jill doing the majority (all) of the talking, they will call TR a slutty employee who chased after Joe and have former employees attest to that fact. And, of course, the finger stuff was fantasy on her part. They'll spin the mom's interview on Larry King. It's easy when your audience wants to bl you.
Posted by: EveR at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (ZZDMQ) 208
If one half of Joe Biden's brain left San Diego for Tulsa at 3pm and the other half of Joe Biden's brain left Austin for Santa Fe at 3:15pm, what time would, you know, the thing?
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (qsd1t) 62 miles per hour. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 209
Joe cannot be happy about this, unless he always knew he was just a placeholder.
He said months ago that people were really electing his VP. And I am 99% sure that's what the campaign will really be. Joe in the background with the VP as the main focus. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI) 210
Is there anybody here who does math? What is the half life of Joe Biden's brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:20 PM (Uu+Jp) Depends on what the resulting stable element its resolves into - maybe GS0 (Guacamole Salsa, no atomic weight) Posted by: Boswell at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (32YRo) 211
".. the New York Times is conceding they are less reliable and less capable and less unbiased .."
You bet. The Times failed miserably at Russia, Russia collusion, collusion, so sometimes you need outside help. Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (3aI0K) 212
> btw, China is responsible for, like, Eight Pandemics.
More than that, I'll bet. Pandemic diseases are bred in high-density urban filth, and until the invention of the Democratic Party, those conditions were only found in the open sewer cities of East Asia. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (mNq/0) Posted by: Ktgreat at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (AD3JT) 214
193 > I know who people who've been trying to equip home gyms.
Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record. 1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (mNq/0) Just to shitstir a bit... It's an impressive amount of weight to pull, no doubt. But doing it with straps takes a bit of the bloom off the rose does it not? Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (gD6Ka) 215
She needs new parents.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17." WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) 216
Slo Joe "Two fingers" Biden is toast. He's done get another dim to throw onto the fire.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (0OmEj) 217
In a fair world that would be the end of the NYT as an independent news organization.
They didn't even offer to do a fake investigation as Biden's bitch. Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (ViShu) 218
We have lots of experience in these sorts of things based on our investigation and exoneration of our own beloved professor Michael Mann.
If the DNC wants any advice, do let us know. Posted by: Penn State at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (yL25O) 219
209 Joe cannot be happy about this, unless he always knew he was just a placeholder.
He said months ago that people were really electing his VP. And I am 99% sure that's what the campaign will really be. Joe in the background with the VP as the main focus. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI) ========== I just keep going back to 2016 and when Hillary disappeared for weeks. No one was paying attention to Tim Kaine. There will be efforts to refocus on the VP candidate in 2020, but I don't think they'll really work. I mean, it's not going to be Stacy Adams on the debate stage with Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (LvTSG) 220
She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) The liberal brain is a damaged brain. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1) 221
> We have lots of experience in these sorts of things based on our investigation and exoneration of our own beloved professor Michael Mann.
Also their beloved coach, Jerry Sandusky. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (mNq/0) 222
Someone send this to the President, I bet he'd free up some time for her.
Posted by: Romeo13 How cool would that be? Soon-to-be-hubby is a conservative, the music starts, he looks up, and there, escorting his bride-to-be is PDJT. Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (At/8G) 223
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?!
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) -------------- My ex wife. No, not a bitter attack, just how that woman was.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 224
She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) ... I would take this girl's video with a whooole lotta salt though. Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (yL25O) 225
Inspector Palmer assures me that the 7th Division is as clean as a hound's tooth.
Posted by: Frank Serpico at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (3+XoG) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (mht8P) 227
I'm sure this is sad for her but who puts out personal stuff like that to the general public?
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (yL25O) === Someone that has been deeply hurt by people she loved and thought loved her. She found out that politics were what her parents really loved, their child not so much. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk) 228
Elect joe biden AND KAMALA HARRIS! SUre, Joe is a creepy old lunatic, but he won't be around long anyway and KAMALA HARRIS!!!!1! WOMAN OF COLOR!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI) 229
and on Fox this morning, maybe a replay from yesterday, Ms Lindsay was saying he doesn't want any hearings that might interfere with current legal proceedings (or something like that.) Someone correct me if I have this wrong.
Posted by: mallfly of hte Lammamoor at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (4a9Vv) 230
We have lots of experience in these sorts of things
based on our investigation and exoneration of our own beloved professor Michael Mann. If the DNC wants any advice, do let us know. Posted by: Penn State ------------- Penn State has experience not finding any evidence of pedophilia. Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (sX1BW) 231
I mean, it's not going to be Stacy Adams on the debate stage with Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (LvTSG) -------- Nor will it be Joe Biden. Whether or not he remains the presumptive nominee, he won't - can't - debate Trump. It would be a complete disaster for his campaign. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (5jaxN) 232
No. Leftist people are, as a rule, awful and do not mind demonstrating it. Hell they are proud of being awful.
Posted by: Preezy Shit Midas at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (pw+jk) They probably were 50/50 on aborting her. AND THIS IS THE THANKS THEY GET!!! Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (y7DUB) 233
She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami One that could have easily aborted her. Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (At/8G) 234
221 > We have lots of experience in these sorts of things based on our investigation and exoneration of our own beloved professor Michael Mann.
Also their beloved coach, Jerry Sandusky. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (mNq/0) ... We weren't actually going to bring that up. Posted by: Penn State at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (yL25O) 235
> But doing it with straps takes a bit of the bloom off the rose does it not?
Not if you're doing more than any other human being has ever done before, I don't think. Seems to me that the accomplishment is there, as long as the same rules apply to everyone. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (mNq/0) 236
I would take this girl's video with a whooole lotta salt though.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (yL25O) ------------- I will grant you this, but, would it really be that much of a surprise for lefty parents to behave this way?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 237
231
I mean, it's not going to be Stacy Adams on the debate stage with Trump. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (LvTSG) -------- Nor will it be Joe Biden. Whether or not he remains the presumptive nominee, he won't - can't - debate Trump. It would be a complete disaster for his campaign. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 02:27 PM (5jaxN) ========== If he's the nominee, then they just effectively concede the race. If he's not the nominee, I'm convinced the Party will be in chaos and it won't matter anyway. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG) 238
The NYT is the equivalent of a zombie newspaper, staggering along the road with a blank stare and no purpose other than to make more zombies by eating brains.
Posted by: iandeal at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (vgGyZ) 239
I'm sure this is sad for her but who puts out personal stuff like that to the general public?
People under 40 don't have boundries anymore. The opposite case was big on Twitter on Saturday where a hard-left women was complaining that her fiancee loves Trump and wears a MAGA hat and Trump mask to trigger her. (Which one of you Morons is it?) Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (ZGrMX) 240
It's an impressive amount of weight to pull, no doubt.
But doing it with straps takes a bit of the bloom off the rose does it not? Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (gD6Ka) Mind if I watch when you mention that to him? Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (yrlF4) 241
If he's the nominee, then they just effectively concede the race.
If he's not the nominee, I'm convinced the Party will be in chaos and it won't matter anyway. ------------ There just isn't enough popcorn. Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW) 242
No, you're right. Yesterday, Lindsey Graham admitted he's never going to do anything, after Maria Bartoromo called him out on his Bullshit. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (VRWui) 243
Senator Biden had a lot of anxieties to deal with.
Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc) 244
I'm down with Occam's Razor, but wonder if perhaps
the idea isn't to have it two ways: have the DNC "investigate" while they see how Biden fares in his "campaign." If he blue-screens badly, or the Tara Reade thing blows up, the DNC dings him and drafts Hillarhoid. If he doesn't, the DNC exonerates him and they go with Biden. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (0A3LU) ==================================== I'm not doubting that the D...N...C is stupid enough to draft Hillary. But, to kick out Biden to put Bill and Hillary on the ticket against Trump? After Epstein? After China, After China II, After China III, IV ...? Not to mention Benghazi and Russian Resets and everything else? Putting those two up against Trump, who now enjoys his best job approval numbers since entering office, would utterly destroy the Democrat Party downticket. Immolation +++ Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (Pqytn) 245
Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record.
1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (mNq/0) we watched it Vikings! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (8fB/R) 246
I would take this girl's video with a whooole lotta salt though.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (yL25O) ------------- I will grant you this, but, would it really be that much of a surprise for lefty parents to behave this way? Posted by: blake Yeah. How is it that we can so easily see it happening? Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (At/8G) 247
@ProfMJCleveland
Looks like Covington & Burling found even more documents! https://tinyurl.com/y843t4gx Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (cF8AT) 248
People under 40 don't have boundries anymore. The opposite case was big on Twitter on Saturday where a hard-left women was complaining that her fiancee loves Trump and wears a MAGA hat and Trump mask to trigger her. (Which one of you Morons is it?)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (ZGrMX) ---------------- She obviously isn't bright enough to figure out that he's done with her and her nonsense.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 249
>>@realDonaldTrump
"Concast" should open up a long overdue Florida Cold Case against Psycho Joe Scarborough. I know him and Crazy Mika well, used them beautifully in the last Election, dumped them nicely, and will state on the record that he is "nuts". Besides, bad ratings! #OPENJOECOLDCASE "Chase that laser pointer, b#tchezzzzzz!!!!" Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (bDqIh) 250
239 I'm sure this is sad for her but who puts out personal stuff like that to the general public?
People under 40 don't have boundries anymore. The opposite case was big on Twitter on Saturday where a hard-left women was complaining that her fiancee loves Trump and wears a MAGA hat and Trump mask to trigger her. (Which one of you Morons is it?) Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (ZGrMX) How do people like that get engaged to each other? Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp) 251
Jane...
@realDonaldTrump "Concast" should open up a long overdue Florida Cold Case against Psycho Joe Scarborough. I know him and Crazy Mika well, used them beautifully in the last Election, dumped them nicely, and will state on the record that he is "nuts". Besides, bad ratings! #OPENJOECOLDCASE Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (cF8AT) -------------------- Ooof. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC) 252
If one half of Joe Biden's brain left San Diego for
Tulsa at 3pm and the other half of Joe Biden's brain left Austin for Santa Fe at 3:15pm, what time would, you know, the thing? Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM (qsd1t) ===Trick question. Never because doughnuts don't have bones. HA, can't trick a smart man like me. Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (pw+jk) 253
------------
There just isn't enough popcorn. Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (sX1BW) Sure there is! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!! Posted by: Orville Reddenbacher at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1) 254
> If he's not the nominee, I'm convinced the Party will be in chaos and it won't matter anyway.
Yeah, the Bernie Bros will go into open revolt if Plugs gets replaced by anyone but their boy. While the old-school graft contingent (the Pelosis, Cuomos, Kennedys...) will never, ever accept Bernie. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (mNq/0) 255
It's an impressive amount of weight to pull, no doubt.
I've pulled more weight than that in a single binge at The Man Hole... just sayin... Posted by: Barky O'fuckmeat at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (l46Tt) 256
Someone that has been deeply hurt by people she loved and thought loved her. She found out that politics were what her parents really loved, their child not so much.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (pw+jk) --- Some of us were not blessed with parents who unconditionally loved us. I feel for the girl, but in the long run, she'll heal once she cuts her parents out of her life. Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (RU4sa) 257
236 I would take this girl's video with a whooole lotta salt though.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (yL25O) ------------- I will grant you this, but, would it really be that much of a surprise for lefty parents to behave this way? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (WEBkv) ... Not impossible; I think part of this for me is the crazy stuff my own 20-ish kids have sometimes come up with--their version of what my wife or I have supposedly said (according to them). Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (yL25O) 258
>>The opposite case was big on Twitter on Saturday where a hard-left women was complaining that her fiancee loves Trump and wears a MAGA hat and Trump mask to trigger her. (Which one of you Morons is it?)
It was a test. She failed it. Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (bDqIh) 259
OJ Simpson is best equipped to find the real killer.
Posted by: NY Times editorial board at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (Geoni) 260
Forty Eight Hours before they could maybe break out and win the nomination? They suddenly drop out?
Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 02:16 PM (+0uDE) Continued Well, it was down to Joe + DNC, or Bernie! with a side of Liz. Even though they were early voting for weeks in Super Tuesday primaries, the only candidates left were Joe, Bernie, and Lieawatha. Pete and Amy and Beta even campaigned for Joe in those last two days before Super Tuesday. And Joe! Won! But Bernie vowed to keep fighting until the convention, (or the payoff got big enough!) Joe was going to sweep the remaining primaries and with 2,000 delegates, he would be nominated in Milwaukee in June! Then Joe would tearfully step aside in July due to reasons (before he became too debilitated to finish his script) and the real Democrat Party Choice would be foisted on the faithful. Except the 'Rona hit, primaries were all canceled, and Joe still doesn't have 2,000 delegates yet. Worse, the Democrat Convention is in August! Even Worse, Joe is becoming aphasic, and is showing anger when he cannot complete a sentence. Now what will the Democrats do? Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (+0uDE) 261
I'm looking forward to Scarborough's complete nervous breakdown on AM Joke.
I honestly believe it's going to happen. *fingers crossed* *popcorn ready* Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (ptqGC) 262
Oh lordy, he just called out Joe and Mika as sycophants, and Joe as a murderer. OMG, I'm laughing so hard right now. Joe's gotta be fuckin' apoplectic right about now. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 02:31 PM (5jaxN) 263
How do people like that get engaged to each other? Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp) Power of attraction. Negativity attracts negativity. They likely have no meaning unless their lives are filled with chaos and make everyone around them miserable. I know people like this. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1) 264
How do people like that get engaged to each other?
For him, it's probably because he's forgotten the hot/crazy matrix. For her, it's because have you seen liberal men? Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:32 PM (ZGrMX) 265
She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) Odds on the attacker being a Democrat? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:32 PM (0A3LU) 266
> She obviously isn't bright enough to figure out that he's done with her and her nonsense.
Likely planning to trade her in for a woman who won't murder his children. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:32 PM (mNq/0) Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (0OmEj) 268
254 > If he's not the nominee, I'm convinced the Party will be in chaos and it won't matter anyway.
Yeah, the Bernie Bros will go into open revolt if Plugs gets replaced by anyone but their boy. While the old-school graft contingent (the Pelosis, Cuomos, Kennedys...) will never, ever accept Bernie. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (mNq/0) ========= And unaffiliated voters will be off to the side wondering what the primary race was all about and how damaged the Democratic Party must be if they replace their nominee. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG) 269
Commie flu update from Montana- 31 active cases state-wide. 8 in largest county. 6 hospitalizations state-wide. Some killer. Flu has gotten more.
Posted by: free tibet at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (CL76w) 270
265 She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) Odds on the attacker being a Democrat? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:32 PM (0A3LU) Joe Biden? Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (Uu+Jp) 271
>> I'm looking forward to Scarborough's complete nervous breakdown on AM Joke. I honestly believe it's going to happen.
Who is going to break first - Joe or Mika? Trump is push, push, pushing, isn't he? Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh) 272
She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17."
WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT) ... I would take this girl's video with a whooole lotta salt though. Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:26 PM (yL25O) Apples and trees and their proximity and all that. This is none of our business, sweetheart. We don't need to be hearing any of it. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (hku12) 273
She needs new parents.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S) She says her mother told her that "no one could love her because she was attacked when she was 17." WTF says that kinda shit to their daughter?! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:25 PM --- Uh, my father constantly told me I was a worthless piece of $hit that would never amount to anything....... Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (JUOKG) 274
Well, this is interesting
Judicial Watch Files Lawsuit on Behalf of Daily Caller News Foundation for Dr. Fauci and WHO Records (Washington, DC) - Judicial Watch announced today that it filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit on behalf of the Daily Caller News Foundation against the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services (HHS) for communications and other records of National Institute of Allergies and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci and Deputy Director H. Clifford Lane with and about the World Health Organization (WHO) concerning the novel coronavirus (Daily Caller News Foundation v. U.S. Department Justice (No. 1:20-cv-01149)). The suit was filed after HHS failed to respond to an April 1, 2020, FOIA request seeking: Communications between Dr. Fauci and Deputy Director Lane and World Health Organization officials concerning the novel coronavirus. Communications of Dr. Fauci and Deputy Director Lane concerning WHO, WHO official Bruce Aylward, WHO Director General Tedros Anhanom, and China. The time period for the request is January 1, 2020 to April 1, 2020. wish this could be expedited Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (8fB/R) 275
It's as if sociopathy is communicable.
Let's get this thing over with while they're still eating soy. Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (UdCe2) 276
While the old-school graft contingent (the Pelosis, Cuomos, Kennedys...) will never, ever accept Bernie.
And, notably, the Dems' big donors are all in with the old-school graft. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (ZGrMX) 277
Who is going to break first - Joe or Mika?
Trump is push, push, pushing, isn't he? Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh) Joe already had a screaming rant last week. Mika was actually concerned about him. lolgf Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC) 278
267 We have to face the facts here.
The democrats are well and truly fucked. Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (0OmEj) =========== I'd say that this has been obvious from the moment it was clear that Kamala Harris, the early preferred Establishment candidate, failed to light the fire of the voters. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (LvTSG) 279
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (mNq/0)
We are watching the Old Guard Dem stranglehold on DNC power, playing out its last tune. Just as happened with the RNC, and Trump, last election. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (NgKpN) 280
Ooof.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC) Remember when our President was that tongue tied dolt, GWB, hiding in the White House with chief fluffer Karl and we were thinking "wouldn't it be great if we had someone to fire back even just a little"? Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (y7DUB) 281
> And unaffiliated voters will be off to the side wondering what the primary race was all about and how damaged the Democratic Party must be if they replace their nominee.
Anyone know if it's possible to go long on popcorn futures? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (mNq/0) 282
Texas numbers:
407,398 Total Tests 13,844 Public Labs 393,554 Private Labs Lab Confirmed COVID-19 Patients 1,533 Currently In Texas Hospitals 32,332 Cases Reported 884 Fatalities Estimated* 16,090 Patients Recovered Population: 30 Million Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (Zz0t1) 283
And it is chilling because even when some voters know the truth, they STILL back them.
According to the Bible, one third of the Angels, in certain knowledge that God existed, went with Satan. Posted by: An Observation at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (jWi1n) 284
Abrams wants the Veep slot waaaaaaaay to much. I think she's talked her way out of it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (Boy/L) 285
Just wondering: Best election season ever?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 286
Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record.
1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (mNq/0) This just in: Brie Larsen just deadlifted 1,105. Grrrrll Power! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (0A3LU) 287
Judicial Watch @JudicialWatch
· 5m Judicial Watch announced it hand-delivered a letter to the House of Reps Office of Congressional Ethics calling for further investigation of Rep. Omar over allegations that her alleged lover received nearly $230,000 from her campaign since July 2018. nothing is moving on all of her corruption it's as if none of it happened so easy for the dems to ignore their own the gop seem so weak at fighting Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (8fB/R) 288
Remember when our President was that tongue tied
dolt, GWB, hiding in the White House with chief fluffer Karl and we were thinking "wouldn't it be great if we had someone to fire back even just a little"? Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (y7DUB) And our prayers have been answered! Bigly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC) 289
250 239 I'm sure this is sad for her but who puts out personal stuff like that to the general public?
People under 40 don't have boundries anymore. The opposite case was big on Twitter on Saturday where a hard-left women was complaining that her fiancee loves Trump and wears a MAGA hat and Trump mask to trigger her. (Which one of you Morons is it?) Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (ZGrMX) How do people like that get engaged to each other? Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp) ---- Hate, like Lust is a hell of a turn on. A good grudge-f--k can be a wonderful thing. Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (+0uDE) 290
285 Just wondering: Best election season ever?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (WEBkv) ========= I've heard sporty things about 1800 and 1828. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG) 291
According to the Bible, one third of the Angels, in certain knowledge that God existed, went with Satan.
Posted by: An Observation at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (jWi1n) -------------- Even after Berlin, and Germany, were reduced to rubble, a lot of Germans still backed Hitler.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 292
Here we go: "Just a little longer" has turned into "The '2nd Wave' is coming soon so no point in ending the Lockdown until the 2nd Wave is over." Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (VRWui) 293
I know NGU, didn't they declare it to be some commies, IIRC.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (r+sAi) 294
Joe already had a screaming rant last week. Mika was actually concerned about him.
lolgf Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC) In fairness, there's not much going on behind that massive forehead... Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (y7DUB) 295
286 Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record.
1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. He's married to a woman from Edmonton, who is tiny--at least in comparison to him. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (Uu+Jp) 296
Judicial Watch @JudicialWatch
· 30m @JudicialWatch Sues California on Illicit Cash Payments to Illegal Aliens over #Coronavirus! keep it up Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (8fB/R) 297
I am surprised the Times did not suggest their favorite Republican President Bush should investigate Biden?
I mean that fair man called for National Unity And then his foundation attacked PDT. My hate for those bush's grow more intense each day Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (85Gof) 298
@IvanPentchoukov
CIA Watchdog Sitting on Secret House Report Allegedly Critical of Brennan's Role in Russian Meddling Assessment https://tinyurl.com/yatj79tp Also... @fox5dc #BREAKING Virginia Gov Northam says salons, restaurants could open next week in limited capacity Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: The Marianas Trench at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (w9Wax) 300
Abrams wants the Veep slot waaaaaaaay to much. I think she's talked her way out of it.
She's gone beyond wanting it and well into "so needy it's making her even more unattractive". Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (ZGrMX) 301
I've heard sporty things about 1800 and 1828.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG) ------------ "In our lifetime" caveat?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 302
If the Democrats steal the election, all of this will go away the day after the election. It'll be like the chinese flu never happened. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (VRWui) 303
In fairness, there's not much going on behind that massive forehead...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (y7DUB) And those beady little eyes.... Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (ptqGC) 304
This just in: Brie Larsen just deadlifted 1,105.
Grrrrll Power! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (0A3LU) Okay honey, now do it in pounds, not grams. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yrlF4) 305
301 I've heard sporty things about 1800 and 1828.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG) ------------ "In our lifetime" caveat? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (WEBkv) =========== *gazes at nic* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (LvTSG) 306
I'd say that this has been obvious from the moment it was clear that Kamala Harris, the early preferred Establishment candidate, failed to light the fire of the voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (LvTSG) Yep. And then Betoff, the new bucktoothed Kennedy knockoff entered the race, and Vanity Fair et al. had drenched panties until he outed himself as an unhinged druggie. Oops. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (0A3LU) 307
1,104 pounds.
The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:21 PM (mNq/0) This just in: Brie Larsen just deadlifted 1,105. Grrrrll Power! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (0A3LU) ... There was a point in the 80's or maybe early 90's when sports analysts noted that the improvement of women's track results were greater than the improvement of men's track results, and that if the trend continued, women might be faster than men in like the early 2000's or something. Some wag pointed out that if the trend continued to continue, they'd be faster than the space shuttle by 2100 or so. Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yL25O) 308
Uh, my father constantly told me I was a worthless piece of $hit that would never amount to anything....... Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 02:33 PM (JUOKG) Not that I'm trying to one up or demean you in any way, of course, but my mother was famous for telling me and any girlfriend I had she NEVER wanted to have kids. My father MADE her have my brother and she wasn't going to raise an only child, so they had me. Said my dad was an only child (his brother was born when my dad was 18, so) and a selfish prick and she wasn't going to raise a selfish prick. Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1) 309
> I am surprised the Times did not suggest their favorite Republican President Bush should investigate Biden?
Mitt Romney. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (mNq/0) 310
I could use some Four Fingers tequila right about now.
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (EgshT) 311
You too, MUCK
Posted by: The Marianas Trench at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (w9Wax) Posted by: Hope Solo at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (l46Tt) 313
I'm down with Occam's Razor, but wonder if perhaps
the idea isn't to have it two ways: have the DNC "investigate" while they see how Biden fares in his "campaign." If he blue-screens badly, or the Tara Reade thing blows up, the DNC dings him and drafts Hillarhoid. If he doesn't, the DNC exonerates him and they go with Biden. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:22 PM (0A3LU) ==================================== I'm not doubting that the D...N...C is stupid enough to draft Hillary. But, to kick out Biden to put Bill and Hillary on the ticket against Trump? After Epstein? After China, After China II, After China III, IV ...? Not to mention Benghazi and Russian Resets and everything else? Putting those two up against Trump, who now enjoys his best job approval numbers since entering office, would utterly destroy the Democrat Party downticket. Immolation +++ Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2020 02:29 PM (Pqytn) Yeah, I guess I can't wrap my brain around the notion of ANYONE wanting Hillory on a Presidential ticket again. It strikes me as a "fight the last war" kind of thing. If the Democrats are smart... and I DO believe some of them are, they'll find a much younger, more attractive woman... if they think they can win this one. If they don't, then it has to be someone who can save or create the down ticket seats. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (hku12) 314
306 I'd say that this has been obvious from the moment it was clear that Kamala Harris, the early preferred Establishment candidate, failed to light the fire of the voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:34 PM (LvTSG) Yep. And then Betoff, the new bucktoothed Kennedy knockoff entered the race, and Vanity Fair et al. had drenched panties until he outed himself as an unhinged druggie. Oops. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (0A3LU) ========== The NYT all but endorsed her about a year ago. And one little punch from Tulsi Gabbard ended everything. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (LvTSG) 315
290 285 Just wondering: Best election season ever?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (WEBkv) ========= I've heard sporty things about 1800 and 1828. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (LvTSG) 1860. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN) 316
Maybe Prince Charles can walk her down the aisle, it worked for Megan.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (a4EWo) 317
Leon Cooperman is a big $ donor for Biden. Poor Leon literally cried on CNBC several times bc Liz Warren was mean. It would be wonderful if she was Biden's VP pick. What a dilemma for poor Leon; sort of a Lady or the Tiger scenario.
Posted by: EveR at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (ZZDMQ) 318
304 This just in: Brie Larsen just deadlifted 1,105.
Grrrrll Power! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:35 PM (0A3LU) Okay honey, now do it in pounds, not grams. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yrlF4) Deadlifting 11 lbs. one hundred times counts as 1100 lbs., right? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (0A3LU) 319
There was a point in the 80's or maybe early 90's when sports analysts noted that the improvement of women's track results were greater than the improvement of men's track results, and that if the trend continued, women might be faster than men in like the early 2000's or something.
Some wag pointed out that if the trend continued to continue, they'd be faster than the space shuttle by 2100 or so. In many ways, this is the story of climate science. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (ZGrMX) 320
My God tells me that Joe Biden is a fine man and will make a far better President than Trump.
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (SAK2A) 321
Some wag pointed out that if the trend continued to continue, they'd be faster than the space shuttle by 2100 or so.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yL25O) *slow exhale* Too soon, man. Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (t+qrx) 322
Did the CDC really change the COVID death stats from 60k to 37k ?
or were they just lagging other trackers ? Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (KvRqW) 323
Mark Knoller
@markknoller · 7h No public or press events on Pres Trump's schedule today, at this writing. No press briefing either. Could change. Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (Ot4ka) 324
320 My God tells me that Joe Biden is a fine man and will make a far better President than Trump.
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (SAK2A) =========== "I worship the same god! Weird!" -David French Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (LvTSG) 325
Mueller would be the go to guy to investigate this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (QKjMn) Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (cF8AT) 327
You get one pick. Would you rather have another Trumplike figure in his prime, or another Reaganlike figure in his prime? Your pick gets 8 years in 2024 to do, you know, the thing.
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (qsd1t) 328
235 > But doing it with straps takes a bit of the bloom off the rose does it not?
Not if you're doing more than any other human being has ever done before, I don't think. Seems to me that the accomplishment is there, as long as the same rules apply to everyone. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:28 PM (mNq/0) Let me rephrase the issue: un-equipped record is 460.4kg, meaning no wraps, or suit no hitching either. Thor pulled 501kg with wraps, and a suit...with a hitch. What's more impressive? I'll hang up and listen Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (gD6Ka) 329
If one half of Joe Biden's brain left San Diego for Tulsa at 3pm and the other half of Joe Biden's brain left Austin for Santa Fe at 3:15pm, what time would, you know, the thing?
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM The answer, of course, is tapioca. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (ejd/p) 330
Yeah, I guess I can't wrap my brain around the notion of ANYONE wanting Hillory on a Presidential ticket again.
It strikes me as a "fight the last war" kind of thing. To be fair, Marxists are operating on an 30s understanding of capitalism. 1830s. So fighting the last war is kind of their thing. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (ZGrMX) 331
Okay honey, now do it in pounds, not grams.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yrlF4) Deadlifting 11 lbs. one hundred times counts as 1100 lbs., right? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (0A3LU) ------------- She can just stick to running down stairs braless. No need for her to do anything else.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (EgshT) 333
No public or press events on Pres Trump's schedule today, at this writing. No press briefing either.
TRUMP HAS THE 'RONA!! Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (3+XoG) 334
waay off topic
OT David Burge @iowahawkblog these Tik Tok videos are getting out of hand New York Post @nypost Topless medical worker blows off steam in Times Square https://tinyurl.com/ycfl6g5l NSFW boob alert and other strange things. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (8fB/R) 335
I was curious how the media would continue to allow Biden to remain out of camera/microphone range...which would be a disaster. Their decision was to punt it away from the media so he doesn't have to respond publicly.
Genius!!!! Posted by: Orson at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (II8qv) 336
The NYT all but endorsed her about a year ago.
And one little punch from Tulsi Gabbard ended everything. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:39 PM (LvTSG) Yep. That was beautiful. A left hook spun Kamala into the ropes. She came to again in the locker room, wondering what had happened. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (0A3LU) 337
Heh. PDT:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 4h Mexico is sadly experiencing very big CoronaVirus problems, and now California, get this, doesn't want people coming over the Southern Border. A Classic! They are sooo lucky that I am their President. Border is very tight and the Wall is rapidly being built! Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (Ot4ka) Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (ZLI7S) 339
NSFW boob alert and other strange things.
This blog is an NSFW boob alert today. Worse, the boobs appeared to belong to Greta Thunberg. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (ZGrMX) 340
Here we go:
"Just a little longer" has turned into "The '2nd Wave' is coming soon so no point in ending the Lockdown until the 2nd Wave is over." Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM --- They have motorized the goal posts on this thing constantly since February. First it was lock down to prevent hospitals from being overwhelmed. remember, people were going to be literally dying on the streets from the projections and they would need eleventy bazzallion ventilators that we did not have. When that didn't happen, it morphed into "flattening the curve" of people getting the virus. When that didn't happen, it morphed into we have to slow the spread until we can get more testing on line. Now it's testing, testing, testing and more testing until we have a vaccine we have to keep the lock down in place. It's pathetic. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (JUOKG) 341
298 @IvanPentchoukov
CIA Watchdog Sitting on Secret House Report Allegedly Critical of Brennan's Role in Russian Meddling Assessment https://tinyurl.com/yatj79tp Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT) I've been wondering just where the Hell is the Intel and DOJ IG's in the Flynn case? This kind of thing is EXACTLY what an IG is supposed to investigate. Which may be why Trump fired the Intel IG a couple weeks ago, but this spills over into the DOJ and FBI. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (NgKpN) 342
Don't be fooled. Buy real mayo for tomorrow.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (e1mEI) Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (EgshT) 344
It appears that the White House is taking back control over the press events from the WHCA goons by not telling them Where nor When the press events will occur until the last minute. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (VRWui) 345
Gotta run. I have a.... MANICURE APPT! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (cF8AT) Woot! FREEDOM!!!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC) 346
Not directly related, but I saw that the guy who played The Mountain on later seasons of Game of Thrones just set a new world deadlift record.
1,104 pounds. The dude is himself 6'9", 452 pounds. ------------------------------ He's married to a woman from Edmonton, who is tiny--at least in comparison to him. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM (Uu+Jp) That kind of thing creeps me out. Like one of the Klitchko brothers who was "dating" that little 90 lb. "actress." I forget her name, but it turned out she likes being smacked around quite a bit. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12) 347
329 If one half of Joe Biden's brain left San Diego for Tulsa at 3pm and the other half of Joe Biden's brain left Austin for Santa Fe at 3:15pm, what time would, you know, the thing?
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:23 PM The answer, of course, is tapioca. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (ejd/p) The answer is (paste) Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM (Ot4ka) 348
Comey, Mueller, Brennan, Clapper, Chris Dodd, Jill Biden, and Christopher Steele should investigate! Blue Ribbon Panel!
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM (0hMzd) 349
She can just stick to running down stairs braless.
No need for her to do anything else. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (WEBkv) She'd be well-advised to add a buttload (?) of lunges to that workout. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM (0A3LU) 350
Here we go: "Just a little longer" has turned into "The '2nd Wave' is coming soon so no point in ending the Lockdown until the 2nd Wave is over." Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:36 PM ------ What happened to the theory that all epidemics followed the same path, meteoric rise, peak, and then a decline in all of ten weeks? Wasn't some Israeli Scientist pushing that like two weeks ago? Posted by: rd at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE) 351
If the Democrats steal the election, all of this
will go away the day after the election. It'll be like the chinese flu never happened. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (VRWui) No way. They have skipped like 20 steps on the way to their commie utopia with their COVID cheat code. They will keep the country partially imprisoned in their "new normal" forever, while implementing mail-in balloting so our votes never get counted again. What reason would they have for opening up the country? To supplement their 90% Nate Silver Assured approval ratings? Their fridges are fine. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (qsd1t) 352
Next thing you know the NYT will insist that the DNC look into the Biden corruption re Ukraine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (ysC0S) 353
> What's more impressive?
I guess I'm not seeing your point. Different rules = different events. A strongman from the 12th century would probably say the same about using barbells at all, rather than just picking up a random-shaped big-ass rock. Like a boxer from the bare-knuckle (or further back, spiked-glove) era talking smack about Muhammad Ali. In that specific event, under that set of rules, he has lifted more than any other human being ever has. Let the 460 kg guy compete under the same conditions and rules, and THEN I'll tell you which one is more impressive. Until that happens, it's not an answerable question. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (mNq/0) 354
Second wave!!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (EgshT) 355
That kind of thing creeps me out. Like one of the Klitchko brothers who was "dating" that little 90 lb. "actress." I forget her name, but it turned out she likes being smacked around quite a bit.
If someone hit me I think I'd instantly morph into an actual honey badger. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (0hMzd) 356
@IvanPentchoukov
CIA Watchdog Sitting on Secret House Report Allegedly Critical of Brennan's Role in Russian Meddling Assessment https://tinyurl.com/yatj79tp Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT) I've been wondering just where the Hell is the Intel and DOJ IG's in the Flynn case? This kind of thing is EXACTLY what an IG is supposed to investigate. Which may be why Trump fired the Intel IG a couple weeks ago, but this spills over into the DOJ and FBI. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2020 02:43 PM (NgKpN) Yup. Word on the street is CIA is holding it up. Further, once whatshisname (I'm not going to bother looking it up) is seating at Director of National Intelligence, all this comes out. I suspect they know what they're doing, timing-wise. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (hku12) 357
A strongman from the 12th century would probably say the same about using barbells at all, rather than just picking up a random-shaped big-ass rock. Like a boxer from the bare-knuckle (or further back, spiked-glove) era talking smack about Muhammad Ali.
Picking up big-ass rocks is a thing in Iceland. Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp) 358
MANICURE APPT! Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:41 PM (cF8AT) Woot! FREEDOM!!!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:44 PM On our terms. And we may change our minds. Posted by: The Government at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (VE8d+) 359
355 That kind of thing creeps me out. Like one of the Klitchko brothers who was "dating" that little 90 lb. "actress." I forget her name, but it turned out she likes being smacked around quite a bit.
If someone hit me I think I'd instantly morph into an actual honey badger. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (0hMzd) =========== So I watched The Killer Inside Me last night. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (LvTSG) 360
Can someone tell me where they've gotten the info that the CDC has lowered the 'Rona death stats?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC) 361
> He's married to a woman from Edmonton, who is tiny--at least in comparison to him.
Well, to be fair, Hulk Hogan is tiny in comparison to him. It's not like it's going to be easy for him to find a woman of matching size. Heh. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (mNq/0) 362
CIA Watchdog Sitting on Secret House Report Allegedly Critical of Brennan's Role in Russian Meddling Assessment
https://tinyurl.com/yatj79tp Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT) Once again - they get no-knock raids and their political enemies imprisoned and in solitary. We get secret reports that are allegedly critical. Mind you, this is while *we* have the politically friendly president and DOJ. Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (qsd1t) 363
Let the 460 kg guy compete under the same conditions and rules, and THEN I'll tell you which one is more impressive. Until that happens, it's not an answerable question.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (mNq/0) Fair enough... As I stated in my original query, JUST SHITSTIRRING. Thought we needed a break from the WhuFlu. Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (gD6Ka) 364
mean that fair man called for National Unity And then his foundation attacked PDT.
My hate for those bush's grow more intense each day Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (85Gof) How did his foundation attack Trump? I only saw Trump's tweet attacking Bush for his innocuous statement. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (cJswI) 365
Jane...
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (jUVms) 366
352 Next thing you know the NYT will insist that the DNC look into the Biden corruption re Ukraine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 02:45 PM (ysC0S) Pretty sure that happened. Wasn't it thoroughly investigated by the DNC and everything was all good and pure rumor and innuendo? Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (LIhNq) 367
>>> Now it's testing, testing, testing and more testing until we have a vaccine we have to keep the lock down in place.
It's pathetic. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) "Not until we see 14 consecutive days of reduction in positive cases. Also, we are now going to increase testing exponentially!" Posted by: Turn Two at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (+AVpa) 368
NSFW boob alert and other strange things.
You had my attention at "topless", but handbras don't count. There are either nipples or there aren't. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (gd9RK) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (VRWui) 370
It's not like it's going to be easy for him to find a woman of matching size. Heh.
You have my attention! Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (w9Wax) 371
#BREAKING Virginia Gov Northam says salons, restaurants could open next week in limited capacity
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT) Flippin Virginia gets sprung before Wisconsin??? Unbelievable Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (lwiT4) 372
Mexico is sadly experiencing very big CoronaVirus problems, and now California, get this, doesn't want people coming over the Southern Border. A Classic! They are sooo lucky that I am their President. Border is very tight and the Wall is rapidly being built!
We don't deserve this man. But I'm happy we got him. Posted by: Ian S. at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (ZGrMX) 373
This just in: Brie Larsen just deadlifted 1,105.
I know that is not true because you have to have an ass to do deadlifts. Posted by: An Observation at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (jWi1n) 374
Mexico is sadly experiencing very big CoronaVirus problems, and now California, get this, doesn't want people coming over the Southern Border. A Classic! They are sooo lucky that I am their President. Border is very tight and the Wall is rapidly being built!
Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:42 PM (Ot4ka) Trump has been right so many times and it ends up being thrown back in the left's face every time. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (8fB/R) 375
Whoa... did Trump do a "get this"????
Posted by: ... at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (qsd1t) 376
I hope this scrunt Ksarma Sawant is being monitored by the FBI.
Here's a little taste from her Twitter account: Yes, corporations like Amazon need to be taken into democratic public ownership, to be run by workers for social good. We will need militant mass movements, strike actions at workplaces, to begin to fight to win this. Because it will be a political strike against billionaires. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybgekkfw Will anyone have the balls to press this commie to define "militant mass movements?" Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (YYlyE) 377
It appears that bluebell is not just shivving folks anymore. Higher volumes with Listeria? Don't cross her. For reals.
Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (sjdRT) 378
So I watched The Killer Inside Me last night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (LvTSG) That was a great horrible movie. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (cJswI) 379
Something was lost in the translation by Carlos Slim is all.
Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (2Mnv1) 380
How did his foundation attack Trump? I only saw Trump's tweet attacking Bush for his innocuous statement.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (cJswI) The very next day his foundation attacked PDT and his Admin for not importing more foreign workers and limiting immigration. UNITY! Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (85Gof) 381
@ZekeJMiller
RICHMOND Va. (AP) Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam said that he anticipates that business restrictions to ease on May 15. Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S) 382
That's a hoax. The CDC did not do that.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (VRWui) ----- Were they hacked? Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (jUVms) Posted by: Big Mike Obama at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (ZGrMX) Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (3+XoG) 385
>>> 360 Can someone tell me where they've gotten the info that the CDC has lowered the 'Rona death stats?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM These went down to about 37K today: https://preview.tinyurl.com/rfsvryt Now, this afternoon they're a little over 38.5K: Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (l6b3d) 386
RICHMOND Va. (AP) Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam said that he anticipates that business restrictions to ease on May 15.
------------ He knows first hand how uncomfortable masks can be in the summer in Virginia. More of a fall / winter activity. Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (sX1BW) 387
>Flippin Virginia gets sprung before Wisconsin??? Unbelievable
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:48 PM (lwiT4) Oral arguments tomorrow in WI Supreme Court grammie. The Court has indicated a rapid ruling will follow. Perhaps our shackles will be broken soon. Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (sjdRT) 388
How did his foundation attack Trump? I only saw Trump's tweet attacking Bush for his innocuous statement.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (cJswI) Innocuous? Where was bush when the left tried to remove a duly elected president from office? Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (85Gof) Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (VRWui) 390
WA state
first in last out Gov Inslee is going for broke and seeing many limitations, including chruch services, through July 6. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (d7Ww2) 391
#BREAKING Virginia Gov Northam says salons, restaurants could open next week in limited capacity His 'fro is gettin' nappy, yo. Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc) 392
RICHMOND Va. (AP) Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam said that he anticipates that business restrictions to ease on May 15.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S) And here I sit of the border of Dumb and Dumber. How can that stupid Va governor be less dumb that Pritzger and Evers? I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (lwiT4) 393
The very next day his foundation attacked PDT and his Admin for not importing more foreign workers and limiting immigration. UNITY!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:50 PM (85Gof) Sorry but I don't see that anywhere . Do you have a link or tell me what to put in search to find it. Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (cJswI) 394
My people throw telephone poles.
Notes to self. Grump is a Scotsman. Ask him for a whiskey. Do not ask for money. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (gd9RK) 395
It's not like it's going to be easy for him to find a woman of matching size. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM Why you were not to be calling us? Posted by: Bulgarian Women at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (ejd/p) 396
377 It appears that bluebell is not just shivving folks anymore. Higher volumes with Listeria? Don't cross her. For reals.
Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (sjdRT) Wait 'til she sees that. Keep an eye on her hands. Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (Ot4ka) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (mht8P) 398
Oral arguments tomorrow in WI Supreme Court grammie.
The Court has indicated a rapid ruling will follow. Perhaps our shackles will be broken soon. Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (sjdRT) This is my furvent prayer. As far as I can tell, we still have a 5-2 majority on the court. What's her name Karofsky hasn't been seated yet. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (lwiT4) 399
Gov Inslee is going for broke and seeing many limitations, including chruch services, through July 6.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (d7Ww2) ------- Oregon too. What is their rationalization to do this? Besides insanity. Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (jUVms) 400
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/05/03/bush-center-slams-trump-we-want-more-migration/
Bush center slams PDT Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (85Gof) 401
The Atom Strikes!
1945 Army film on the aftermath of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings: https://youtu.be/ZMzYJPEWH6Y Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (hYcqw) 402
Can someone tell me where they've gotten the info that the CDC has lowered the 'Rona death stats?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM These went down to about 37K today: https://preview.tinyurl.com/rfsvryt Now, this afternoon they're a little over 38.5K: Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2020 02:51 PM (l6b3d) and so the Zombie Apocalypse begins. Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (3+XoG) 403
Remember when Georgia was going to sink into the sea because it was opening too early?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (LvTSG) 404
Reuters
Exclusive: Internal Chinese report warns Beijing faces Tiananmen-like global backlash over virus BEIJING (Reuters) - An internal Chinese report warns that Beijing faces a rising wave of hostility in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak that could tip relations with the United States into confrontation, people familiar with the paper told Reuters. meh Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (8fB/R) 405
>>RICHMOND Va. (AP) Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam said that he anticipates that business restrictions to ease on May 15.
"two weeks!" Where have I heard that before. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (bDqIh) 406
>>> Now, this afternoon they're a little over 38.5K:
I cant find a screenshot of when they were higher, and thus 'lowered' CDC says their data lags by a week or two due to the death cert processing and identifying COVID cause. which seems understandable. So where are all these other trackers getting > 60k deaths ? do they not bother to wait for death certs ? Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (KvRqW) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (mht8P) 408
That's a hoax. The CDC did not do that.
Posted by: Soothsayer https://www.cdc.gov/ nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/ Close up the space at gov/ That's a hoax? 4chan hacked the CDC? Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (At/8G) 409
Check out this cocksucker lindsey graham:
https://youtu.be/NQQ6uMgTaUA?t=193 Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, No way! Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (VE8d+) 410
The NYT all but endorsed her about a year ago.
She was the chosen one. They really were going to push her through incompetence, lack of experience and all. But yeah, Tulsi took her completely out of the race. And I think that is 99,9% of their hate for Tulsi. She's a non-person, an unperson. She's shunned. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI) 411
We, the full DNC, after transmission of conclusions and facts found by the various committees appointed to investigate the allegations of Tara Trade, hereby conclude:
1. The whore was begging for it; and, alternatively, 2. It doesn't' matter. This 8th day of November, 2020. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (2m+2v) 412
>This is my furvent prayer. As far as I can tell, we
still have a 5-2 majority on the court. What's her name Karofsky hasn't been seated yet. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:53 PM (lwiT4) You are correct, its still 5-2. Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (sjdRT) Posted by: Pilot at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (l46Tt) 414
I actually found some antibacterial wipes in the store today!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Found some at Sam's last week. Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (At/8G) 415
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (Pzzpr)
What has he not done that you want him to do? Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (Zz0t1) 416
So my question is, what does Joe Biden have to do, how serious a crime does he have to commit, before Lisa Bloom decides that she shouldn't support or vote for him?
Okay, so it's an OM quote, it's two threads old, but nonetheless, I have the answer -- Biden declares himself a Republican. That's the ONE unforgivable sin. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (Z4rgH) 417
>>And here I sit of the border of Dumb and Dumber. How can that stupid Va governor be less dumb that Pritzger and Evers? I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind.
You'll be released soon. Just in time for Murder Hornet season! Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (ZLI7S) 418
Gap-tooth moron Murphy here in NJ followed Cuomo's lead and announced no school for rest of academic year..
Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (KvRqW) 419
Oregon too. What is their rationalization to do this?
Rub your face in it. Celebrate July 4th in isolation, prole. Do as you are told. Enjoy your "freedom" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (KZzsI) 420
... Exclusive: Internal Chinese report warns Beijing faces Tiananmen-like global backlash over virus BEIJING (Reuters) - An internal Chinese report warns that Beijing faces a rising wave of hostility in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak that could tip relations with the United States into confrontation, people familiar with the paper told Reuters. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (8fB/R) ++++++++++++++++ If they think the response will be akin to Tianemen Square, I hope that this is nothing more than fervent wishcasting by the CCP intelligence groups. Tianemen Square got them badmouthed a lot, but ultimately it was their destruction of their own people. Their economic growth and global importance continued unabated. The response needs to be far more severe than that. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (hYcqw) 421
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at May 04, 2020 02:54 PM (Pzzpr)
You know, I read your hash as "piss poor". Kinda suits you. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (ejd/p) 422
I think many of these governors have recently seen the tax revenue numbers and with Trump indicating no state bailouts are thinking holy crap we better get moving.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi) 423
I actually found some antibacterial wipes in the store today!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (mht8P) Things that would never have been said on the blog three months ago. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (lwiT4) 424
Because if the Leftist Totalitarians can drag this out to July, it makes that much easier for them to use their 2nd Wave bullshit to continue lockdown until they steal the Election. The Left is already laying the groundwork for the 2nd Wave panic, now. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (VRWui) 425
321 Some wag pointed out that if the trend continued to continue, they'd be faster than the space shuttle by 2100 or so.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:38 PM (yL25O) *slow exhale* Too soon, man. Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (t+qrx) ... I almost asked too soon? Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (yL25O) 426
If someone hit me I think I'd instantly morph into an actual honey badger.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (0hMzd) =========== So I watched The Killer Inside Me last night. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:46 PM (LvTSG) Finally saw Gone Girl last night, and managed to avoid spoilers for... what, six years? Anyhoo, some women really do need a good smack. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (hku12) 427
I never get my due.
Posted by: zombie yuri andropov at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (H5knJ) 428
416 So my question is, what does Joe Biden have to do, how serious a crime does he have to commit, before Lisa Bloom decides that she shouldn't support or vote for him?
Okay, so it's an OM quote, it's two threads old, but nonetheless, I have the answer -- Biden declares himself a Republican. That's the ONE unforgivable sin. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (Z4rgH) Except that, still, he'd be an acceptable candidate to NeverTrumpers. Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (Ot4ka) 429
So where are all these other trackers getting > 60k deaths ? do they not bother to wait for death certs ?
Posted by: McCool bing.com/covid/local/ unitedstates?form=COV07 Close the gap. 69,022 currently. Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (At/8G) 430
422 I think many of these governors have recently seen the tax revenue numbers and with Trump indicating no state bailouts are thinking holy crap we better get moving.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi) ========= I really want front row seats to the negotiating table when the public unions start talking about their pensions. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (LvTSG) 431
I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (lwiT4) Write a C&W song Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (P4Pk9) 432
Just in time for Murder Hornet season!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (ZLI7S) Seriously looking forward to it. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (lwiT4) 433
Zero immigration. Nobody.
Posted by: klaftern at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (RuIsu) 434
Zipper Head Hornets of Death! It's Phase IV for reals!!!!! Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (gmo/4) 435
426 Finally saw Gone Girl last night, and managed to avoid spoilers for... what, six years?
Anyhoo, some women really do need a good smack. Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (hku12) ========== Rosamund Pike is still very much a 1. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (LvTSG) 436
My pet theory is that third wave feminism is a direct yowling response to second wave feminists putting on their Presidential knee pads to forgive Clinton.
I'm kinda of fascinated, in a horrified way, to see what fourth wave feminism is going to do with all of this shit. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ) 437
I actually found some antibacterial wipes in the store today!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2020 02:55 PM (mht8P) Things that would never have been said on the blog three months ago. Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (lwiT4) Three months ago we would have just used the drapes. Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (3+XoG) 438
>>>>And here I sit of the border of Dumb and Dumber. How can that stupid Va governor be less dumb that Pritzger and Evers? I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind.
Wasn't it just last week his top Health administrator said Phase 1 of the coming out of shelter in place could last **18-24 months**? I would not believe Northam's words. "Could reopen" not the same as "will reopen." Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (bDqIh) 439
436 My pet theory is that third wave feminism is a direct yowling response to second wave feminists putting on their Presidential knee pads to forgive Clinton.
I'm kinda of fascinated, in a horrified way, to see what fourth wave feminism is going to do with all of this shit. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ) =========== They'll be the first feminists in decades to know that Susan B. Anthony was against abortion. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG) 440
I really want front row seats to the negotiating table when the public unions start talking about their pensions. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (LvTSG) FUCK YOU! Pay me. Posted by: Local 137 at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (Zz0t1) 441
So long as it's on the up and up.......sure.
Posted by: Litlle Boomer at May 04, 2020 01:52 PM (6fu25) Biden's fingers are always on the up and up. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (LZcDP) 442
> I never get my due.
> Posted by: zombie yuri andropov No one even remembers me. I was basically the Pope John Paul I of the Politburo. Posted by: Zombie Konstantin Chernenko at May 04, 2020 03:00 PM (mNq/0) 443
I never get my due.
Posted by: zombie yuri andropov at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM Who remembers "The ABCs of Dead Russian Leaders"? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2020 03:00 PM (ejd/p) 444
*slow exhale*
Too soon, man. Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2020 02:40 PM (t+qrx) I almost asked too soon? Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (yL25O) Nah, I just miss the Orbiter. It was a good space vehicle that tried very hard. Posted by: hogmartin at May 04, 2020 03:00 PM (t+qrx) 445
Check out this cocksucker lindsey graham:
https://youtu.be/NQQ6uMgTaUA?t=193 Posted by: Soothsayer at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (VRWui) ++++++++++++ Maria drubbed him. Won't matter. He'll posture and go into Grambo mode on TV to whip his votes and then otherwise be business as usual. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 03:00 PM (hYcqw) 446
Wasn't it just last week his top Health administrator said Phase 1 of the coming out of shelter in place could last **18-24 months**? ===== Oh, yes. So many are hung up on this 18 - 24 months bullshit. I still think it's funny how people think you can hide from illness. Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (vg8iE) 447
Jane...
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm Posted by: Seems Legit at May 04, 2020 02:47 PM (jUVms) Thanks! So, PDT didn't kill as many people with the 'Rona as died in Vietnam! Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (ptqGC) 448
Bag of Used Douche Fluid Inslee and Rancid Fish Vaginal Discharge Brown HATE America and HATE white middle class people and HATE the 4th of July and are deliberately ruining the American Celebration of the 4th to hurt us. They both need removed from office by any means necessary. Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (l46Tt) 449
I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (lwiT4) I'm lying here thinkin' bout basketball. Tryin not to lose my mind. Posted by: ZZ Top at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1) 450
Fourth wave feminism will blame me for not holding the door for the third wave.
Posted by: klaftern at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (RuIsu) 451
So I watched The Killer Inside Me last night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to rando My son took some stupid seminar in college. There was a discussion, "Could you kill someone if you were endangered by them." My kid blurts out, "Oh, absolutely!" And they all freak out. He was stunned that they were squishy on that. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (0hMzd) 452
418 Gap-tooth moron Murphy here in NJ followed Cuomo's lead and announced no school for rest of academic year.. Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (KvRqW) I doubt many schools will reopen. Can't let everyone know who was actually doing the work and who took this as an extended summer vacation. Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (G2zl5) 453
>>My pet theory is that third wave feminism is a direct yowling response to second wave feminists putting on their Presidential knee pads to forgive Clinton.
I'm kinda of fascinated, in a horrified way, to see what fourth wave feminism is going to do with all of this shit. - - - - 4th wave feminism will be (already is?) women with penises are the most feminist of all feminists, and if you disagree you will be CANCELLD!! Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (bDqIh) 454
They'll be the first feminists in decades to know that Susan B. Anthony was against abortion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (LvTSG) And that Margaret Sangers was an all out eugneicist who wanted to kill baby babies because she believed blacks are an inferior race. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (GbPPJ) 455
I'm stuck here and about to lose my mind.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 02:52 PM (lwiT4) Write a C&W song Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 04, 2020 02:58 PM (P4Pk9) She's already written 3/4 of the lyrics. Throw in something about her missing dog or pickup truck, and hit song. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (Z4rgH) 456
I hope this scrunt Ksarma Sawant is being monitored by the FBI.
Here's a little taste from her Twitter account: Yes, corporations like Amazon need to be taken into democratic public ownership, to be run by workers for social good. We will need militant mass movements, strike actions at workplaces, to begin to fight to win this. Because it will be a political strike against billionaires. https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybgekkfw Will anyone have the balls to press this commie to define "militant mass movements?" Posted by: bonhomme at May 04, 2020 02:49 PM (YYlyE) Nice going, State Department. We don't have enough commies here now, we've got to import more of them. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (0A3LU) 457
> They both need removed from office by any means necessary.
Posted by: Truth Hurts at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (l46Tt) Perhaps application of......THE COMFY PILLOW??? Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (sjdRT) 458
Murder hornets? There's another reason to fix my window screens...
Posted by: Chris M at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (eAZVt) 459
422 I think many of these governors have recently seen the tax revenue numbers and with Trump indicating no state bailouts are thinking holy crap we better get moving.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2020 02:57 PM (r+sAi) Except for Cuomo and Murphy. They think Trump is going to help them paper over their financial mismanagement from LONG before "rona. They are holding out for BIG BIG Bailouts. Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (CqE5x) 460
I'm kinda of fascinated, in a horrified way, to see what fourth wave feminism is going to do with all of this shit.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2020 02:59 PM (GbPPJ) ++++++++++++++ Prognosticating on the movements of the Left as they continue their lurch into madness is not a fruitful exercise. I do think, though, there is a distinct possibility that there won't be a 4th wave. The destruction of the Millennials is more or less complete and 3rd wave feminism has played a non-trivial part in it. I think it is possible that the movement has peaked and there won't be a meaningful next movement. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (hYcqw) 461
rd, not a theory, a basic empirical truth about most epidemics - the early peak with a long right shoulder - that's the pattern followed by most, or all, epidemics of viruses spread person/person (not water-borne, or blood-based, diseases).
Look around the web, you'll see this is the pattern of deaths right now (deaths generally lag, though some "date of death" charts now, so current, tracing exactly the classic pattern - duh). I continue to whine: *what*, exactly, are we doing *now*? The experiment (that's what it is/was) of massive radical mitigation may/may not have reduced magnitude of peak ("flattened curve"), helping avert excess demand on medical capacity (we may never know, but generally such conclusions won't be possible until more time and data are available). But however it happened, it happened. Unless I'm missing something (a lot), we are here: * of course continue crash vaccine project * of course continue crash therapy/treatment project * focus on anti-body testing to confirm prevalence, get a more detailed grip on "herd immunity" Beyond that? What? And why, exactly? Very puzzled to listen to epidemiologists, including a leading Swedish one who supported that country's limited lockdown, talk about contact tracing and "phased" return to normal. Why either? How do those related to this phase of an epidemic? Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (El6T/) 462
Assessment of the pathophysiological properties of COVID-19 as a multi-organ disease
David A. Jamison Jr https://tinyurl.com/y8f3tjpt Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (17H6I) 463
> The Left is already laying the groundwork for the 2nd Wave panic, now.
I think the smarter ones know that dog isn't going to hunt, and are already searching for the next thing that will Kill Us All if we don't go full commie immediately. The ChiCom Murder Hornet Threat is one such, but I think that's gonna be a weak sauce failed effort. Too many people remember the "killer bees" hype of the '70s. Posted by: Zombie Konstantin Chernenko at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (mNq/0) 464
I saw Bag of Used Douche Fluid open for Rancid Fish Vaginal Discharge at The Bronco Bowl in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 04, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1) 465
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 03:04 PM (3+XoG) 466
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 03:04 PM (3+XoG) +++++++++++ It's the easiest thing in the world. Being right about it, though, is damned difficult. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw) 467
So I walked 4 miles, then I took my trashcans to the neighbors back yard and lifted all her 10 bags of grass the city wont pick up unless they're in city cans, then I dragged them to the curb, then did my own trash including bags from the basement, then climbed up into the attic and duct taped a vent that came loose.
My back is screaming "You're 29 you dumb bitch!" Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 03:05 PM (0hMzd) 468
418 Gap-tooth moron Murphy here in NJ followed Cuomo's lead and announced no school for rest of academic year..
Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 02:56 PM (KvRqW) I doubt many schools will reopen. Can't let everyone know who was actually doing the work and who took this as an extended summer vacation. Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 03:01 PM (G2zl5) I actually think they should open the schools --even if it's only a month and they go into July. Just to get the students oriented to going back. Maybe give them reading lists or work to do for when they go back in September. I know, I know, the Teachers union.... Posted by: joeF. at May 04, 2020 03:05 PM (CqE5x) 469
NOOD WOKE VAMPIRES
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 03:05 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 04, 2020 03:05 PM (17H6I) Posted by: McCool at May 04, 2020 03:05 PM (KvRqW) 472
> Too many people remember the "killer bees" hype of the '70s.
Posted by: Zombie Konstantin Chernenko at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (mNq/0) Yes, those little bastards didn't fancy becoming bee-cicles in our winters. And they bred with chill local bees. And they gathered pot pollen. Posted by: Muad-dib at May 04, 2020 03:06 PM (sjdRT) 473
White Anglo Middle Class Cis Hetero Murder Hornets killed my dingo's baby before I could abort it! Posted by: ProgTard DNC Millennial Fascist at May 04, 2020 03:06 PM (l46Tt) 474
Yup. Gotta get rid of a coupla things but protein and fat up the wazoo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 04, 2020 02:01 PM (4tEsR) If you could set a trap for Michael Moore, or Jerrold Nadler, you'd be set for life. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 03:06 PM (LZcDP) 475
465 It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 04, 2020 03:04 PM (3+XoG) Prognostications, however, emerge effortlessly from the numbers. /sarc Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 03:07 PM (Ot4ka) 476
She's already written 3/4 of the lyrics. Throw in something about her missing dog or pickup truck, and
hit song. Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (Z4rgH) You are right. Country is crying, dying or going someplace Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 04, 2020 03:07 PM (P4Pk9) 477
> The Left is already laying the groundwork for the 2nd Wave panic, now.
------------------------------------------------------------------ Nothing doing. We've learned a lot I think, so when it hits again--isolate nursing homes and everyone who doesn't have an underlying issue can stay at work or school. The paranoid among us can stay home if they're so skeered.... Posted by: joeF. at May 04, 2020 03:07 PM (CqE5x) 478
If the Democrats are smart... and I DO believe some of them are, they'll find a much younger, more attractive woman...
"I am The One!"Oberfuhrer Whitmer "Hold my beer, bitch!" Stacy Abrams "You're both lucky I'm still not around!" Zombie Helen Thomas Posted by: An Observation at May 04, 2020 03:08 PM (jWi1n) 479
Even after Berlin, and Germany, were reduced to rubble, a lot of Germans still backed Hitler.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing A lot of Soviets still admired Uncle Joe Stalin long after WWII was over. Even after the legendary 20th Party Congress where the Soviet Communist Party apparatchniks denounced Stalin. A lot of the generation of Soviet Russians that lived, mind you. The dead, not so much. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2020 03:10 PM (vcOmj) 480
The Left is already laying the groundwork for the 2nd Wave panic, now.
------------------------------------------------------------------ Nothing doing. We've learned a lot I think, so when it hits again--isolate nursing homes and everyone who doesn't have an underlying issue can stay at work or school. The paranoid among us can stay home if they're so skeered.... Posted by: joeF That's 75% of the fucking pussy assed country. Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 03:12 PM (At/8G) 481
Remember when Georgia was going to sink into the sea because it was opening too early?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts Well, Brian Kemp's larger problem is that he is not a gay millionaire Democrat. Jared Polis did about the same thing as Kemp, and he's a national wunderkind. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 04, 2020 03:12 PM (vcOmj) 482
Ric Roberts 820 AM just started his show: " I am so scared I shart my draws. How about you? 1 800 288-WBAP. I wet my pants. How 'bout you?
A nation of karens. Posted by: azalea city at May 04, 2020 03:16 PM (WX+x0) 483
The ChiCom Murder Hornet Threat is one such, but I think that's gonna be a weak sauce failed effort.
Too many people remember the "killer bees" hype of the '70s. Posted by: Zombie Konstantin Chernenko at May 04, 2020 03:02 PM (mNq/0) Those fuckers are big enough, you can see 'em coming, and probably buzz like a Hundawi with a fart pipe on it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 03:47 PM (LZcDP) 484
If were a cynic this would make me think that the NYT knows there is some meat on the bones of this charge.
Posted by: rah at May 04, 2020 03:48 PM (QGdgs) Posted by: Mongo at May 04, 2020 04:54 PM (dHTtp) 486
In case you forgot, Bloomberg ORDERED his employees to not investigate him while he was campaigning.
Posted by: Mark Matis at May 04, 2020 05:01 PM (nZJej) 487
In the late '70's, Confederate flags were all the rage in my neck of the woods. I saw the banners on pick-ups and on Camaros, Stars and Bars were everywhere, stickers, decals--you name it.
And this was New Jersey. Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2020 05:02 PM (CqE5x) 488
Theft of eggs? Hell, they killin' chickens.
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