Mid-Morning Art Thread

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Adam And Eve
Lucas Cranach the Elder

Posted by: CBD at 09:50 AM




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1 mmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 09:49 AM (gD6Ka)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

3 Les tits!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (+fPHo)

4 Oooh, secondary sexual characterics...

Posted by: JEM at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (8erNz)

5 dang! been awhile since I've been this close

Posted by: DanMan at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (XTiHL)

6 bewwwwwbs.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (9V81o)

7 Well....Eve has all the curves of a rib.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (2BgZB)

8 Honeycrisp or Gala?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)

9 Lucas Cranach the Younger has a PornHub channel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (+fPHo)

10 Dude does not understand the idea of 'leg day" in training concepts

Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (gD6Ka)

11 Morning.

Adam looks like a soy boy male feminist in that image.

Wishing Eve would move the damn branch.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (yZAsm)

12 That's a pretty small leaf Adam.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)

13 Ken doll and Eve

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (NWiLs)

14 Do I have to say who Eve looks like?

Climate teen for the win.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (cJswI)

15 "I think this apple may have gone bad. Taste this."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 09:52 AM (4o2K3)

16 I would need a little bigger leaf than that one!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

17 Oooh, secondary sexual characterics...
Posted by: JEM at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (8erNz)

Eve's breasts and Adam's six figure job?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 09:52 AM (yZAsm)

18 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 04, 2020 09:52 AM (IG06t)

19 Mmmmmmm, Adam.

Posted by: Swish-Ass Jags Local 974 at May 04, 2020 09:52 AM (sjdRT)

20 Joe Biden has some thoughts about those bewbs IYKWIM, Eve really does look about 14 yo

Posted by: Boots at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (oGBso)

21 Standback now telling how big this thing is gonna get!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

22 I think Adam is tucking.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (cJswI)

23 Adam's got a bit of the Mark Steyn look going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (2JVJo)

24 And they both have Hobbit Feet...minus the hair though.

Posted by: browndog at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (gD6Ka)

25 They are not wearing any clothes !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (zr5Kq)

26 Lucas Cranach was Martin Luthur's favorite artist. They were also friends. In addition to being a painter, he was also a print-maker. A lot of his art would be used to promote the new Protestant theology. It would be very effective.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (VQp/A)

27 Eve sez: Will you take out the trash already?

Posted by: klaftern at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (RuIsu)

28 PornHub 1512

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (RKQ/v)

29 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! Noodies!!!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (G9gd2)

30 Fig leaf size matters.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (l3+k2)

31 nude no clothes on
nakkid no clothes on and up to something

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

32 blech

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (iTXRQ)

33 Adam doesn't look interested in Eve. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (1ISKN)

34 >
31
Fig leaf size matters.


Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (l3+k2)


All Leaves Matter!!!

Posted by: Swish-Ass Jags Local 974 at May 04, 2020 09:54 AM (sjdRT)

35 A lot of his art would be used to promote the new Protestant theology. It would be very effective.
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (VQp/A)

Even way back then they knew tits could sell anything.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (yZAsm)

36 Adam's pose makes him look like a soiboi

and
so THAT'S her real name

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (G546f)

37 Fig leaves are very itchy. I would have chosen a different leaf .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (cJswI)

38 "Honeycrisp"

Definitely Honeycrisp

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (gLRfa)

39 Why are they covering their private bits? It appears they haven't bitten the apple and so are still innocent and unashamed.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (Uu+Jp)

40 I've been maligned throughout history ! This is going beyond micro-aggression ! I've done nothing !

Posted by: the snake at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (zr5Kq)

41 Hung like a hamster...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (y7DUB)

42 His knees are pointy.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (Dj4QR)

43 Bewbs

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (Oq/TM)

44 Why are they covering their private bits? It appears they haven't bitten the apple and so are still innocent and unashamed.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++++
That's what I thought, but when you click to embiggen there does appear to be a tiny bite taken out of the fruit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)

45 Hmm. No wonder she went with the Apple.
Let's face it, Adam isn't exactly a catch.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (G9gd2)

46 Looking through Cranach's paintings, his people all seem to have the same facial expression.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (2JVJo)

47 Lucas Cranach was Martin Luthur's favorite artist.
They were also friends. In addition to being a painter, he was also a
print-maker. A lot of his art would be used to promote the new
Protestant theology. It would be very effective.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 09:53 AM (VQp/A)



I believe he painted what was to become the most famous painting of Martin Luther.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

48 The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (At/8G)

49 I find it interesting that Adam has a full beard.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (zr5Kq)

50 Cranach sounds like an STD.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (1ISKN)

51 That's what I thought, but when you click to embiggen there does appear to be a tiny bite taken out of the fruit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)

teeth marks!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (G546f)

52 I like leafy bits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (QKjMn)

53 God is best all time plastic surgeon. You can't see Adam's rib scar at all.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (cJswI)

54 Is Eve a ginger? That would explain a lot.

Posted by: shibumi, on covid house arrest at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (ZCiJZ)

55 Two observations:

This was pre-GAINZZ Threads here at the HQ, obviously.

The water must be ice-cold.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (JbLZe)

56 Adam has that look. "Do I or don't I?"

Posted by: Tuna at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (gLRfa)

57 Fig leaves are very itchy. I would have chosen a different leaf .
Posted by: Kilroy



Leaves of three = nature's tp!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (At/8G)

58 Reminds me of the shortest poem in the English language.

Fleas

Adam
Had'em

Anonymous

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (G9gd2)

59 Like a dude who drives a Hummer... this Adam is overcompensating with that leaf.

Posted by: red speck at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (gS3OW)

60 Eve: "Honey, tell the truth. Does this branch make me look fat?"

Adam: "Uhh. Um. Uh."


Posted by: Publius Redux at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (2Lmx3)

61 14 Do I have to say who Eve looks like?

Climate teen for the win.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

How dare you!

Posted by: Greta at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (kfcYC)

62 The high fore head nearly no eyebrows look goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden? Mona Lisa smiles.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (NeD6B)

63 Like, I met this crazy chick this weekend and had a wild time, but I think she gave me the Cranach.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (1ISKN)

64 Adam has that look. "Do I or don't I?"


==


He knows "he do", but still thinks he can get out of it.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (zr5Kq)

65 Dude has some feet on him. Look almost like hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (At/8G)

66 Eve is from Middle Earth. The ears give it away.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (cJswI)

67
"So, Adam, the Snake told me if you eat this Magic Apple, your microwang will become at least three leaves long!"


And the rest is history...


Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (z0XD8)

68 Had they no silicon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

69 The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.
Posted by: rickb223

***


Consider this stolen.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (G9gd2)

70 These look like the two wing panels off a diptych altarpiece. Adam and Eve were popular subjects for the closed-sides of these types of altarpieces. The inside would then commonly be some image of Jesus, the Crucifixion, Resurrection, Christ in Majesty... something like that. When closed the worshipper was reminded of his sin and when opened, reminded of his salvation.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (VQp/A)

71 Michelangelo's Adam has more muscles than this Adam. Then again, Michelangelo's Eve has more muscles than this Adam.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (2RBkF)

72 12 That's a pretty small leaf Adam.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)



Not like she could dump him for someone that needs a bigger leaf.


Also they shouldn't have belly buttons.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (G2zl5)

73 Reminds me of the shortest poem in the English language.

Fleas

Adam
Had'em

Anonymous
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (G9gd2)


Or the palindrome: "Madam, I'm Adam."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (2JVJo)

74 There's a lot of leaf shaming going on here.

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (9V81o)

75 Why do they have belly buttons?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (G9gd2)

76 Also they shouldn't have belly buttons.
Posted by: Buzzion



Doh!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (At/8G)

77 Way up firm and high...

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (dQF3z)

78 49
I find it interesting that Adam has a full beard.

I find it interesting that they have belly buttons.

Posted by: Pelosi's Snotty Fingers at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (a1s18)

79 Reminds me of an episode of "Naked and Afraid."
They're going to need a fire starter.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (wiXsO)

80 Where are Adams dangly bits? ... and what's wrong with his feets?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (flINI)

81 BB in a bit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (2JVJo)

82 Sorry Eve, Descovy for PrEP is not suitable for those assigned female at birth. Go back to your little Garden of Bleedin'.

Posted by: Adam and StEve at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (//aUH)

83 They are not wearing any clothes !

Posted by: runner

You've eaten of the Tree of the Knowlege of Good and Evil!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)

84 When closed the worshipper was reminded of his sin and
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM


Wives hadn't been invented yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (JbLZe)

85 75 Why do they have belly buttons?
-----------------
Excellent question.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (QKjMn)

86 Why are they covering their private bits? It appears they haven't bitten the apple and so are still innocent and unashamed.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++++
That's what I thought, but when you click to embiggen there does appear to be a tiny bite taken out of the fruit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)

You're right.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (Uu+Jp)

87 I find it interesting that Adam has a full beard.



Especially considering Michael Obama hadn't been born yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (At/8G)

88 The belly button is where God filled them with 60% water.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (cJswI)

89 Mmmmm, Hobbit feet

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (dQF3z)

90 >>Why do they have belly buttons?

They are from the rib surgery.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (ZLI7S)

91 39 Why are they covering their private bits? It appears they haven't bitten the apple and so are still innocent and unashamed.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 04, 2020 09:55 AM (Uu+Jp)

Protestant art. The nudes in religious art was one of the complaints they had with the Catholics. This would lead to the army of artists putting loin cloths on a lot of earlier art, Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works, for example.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (VQp/A)

92 Leading to my favorite Biblical awkward question:

"And WHO told you that you are naked?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (WD9ZA)

93 I'm not a fan of German art styles from this period. Even though the colors can be interesting, the people look wooden without much spark. I don't doubt the artist's talent but the style has little appeal for me.

Posted by: JTB at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (7EjX1)

94 12 That's a pretty small leaf Adam.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)
------

Adam: "I just got out of the pool!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (G0vdT)

95 Thanks, Eve! You should have eaten figs instead of the apple.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 10:04 AM (wiXsO)

96 68 Had they no silicon?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

==========

That was day 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

97 72 12 That's a pretty small leaf Adam.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)



Not like she could dump him for someone that needs a bigger leaf.


Also they shouldn't have belly buttons.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (G2zl5)

I'd ask the LAWD why Adam and Eve has belly buttons but I think I'd know the answer.

Me: So, G, what's up with that?

G: What do you think when you see a woman's navel?

Me: That is like to see that belly swollen with the seed of my loins?

G: Any more stupid questions?

Me: nah, I think I'm good.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:04 AM (yZAsm)

98 Looks like Adam was in the pool !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:04 AM (arJlL)

99 You've eaten of the Tree of the Knowlege of Good and Evil!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (+y/R


At least once !


Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)

100 95 Thanks, Eve! You should have eaten figs instead of the apple.
------------------------
The apple was most likely a pomegranate.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (QKjMn)

101 So, Star Trek...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

102 Only the horde would contemplate Adam and Eve having belly buttons... I can't quit you

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (flINI)

103 92 Leading to my favorite Biblical awkward question:

"And WHO told you that you are naked?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 10:03 AM (WD9ZA)

I heard my mother's voice when I read that.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (VQp/A)

104 The apple was most likely a pomegranate.


Persimmon.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)

105 FYI. Flowbee is still in business and they are sold out!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (1ISKN)

106 Why do they have belly buttons?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (G9gd2)



they are like a sprue.

I think it is like the development of the G3. The prototype committee brought the original in and said, "in production we will tidy up the welds and make the pressings a bit more fluid in shape" and the acceptance committee said, "Nah, don't bother, that's extra work, this is functional"


do marsupials have bellybuttons ?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (WyVLE)

107 O/T CDC revises the number of COVID deaths down to... 37,000.

It was almost twice that before this morning:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (9V81o)

108 What these guys need is a good podiatrist.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (sGotD)

109 Where's the sauna?
and the sausages?
and the vodka?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (d7Ww2)

110 FYI. Flowbee is still in business and they are sold out!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (1ISKN)

yes my wife looked the other day and not only sold out but very very expensive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (nRk/c)

111 Embiggen. Is it just me or does the snake have ears?

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (VQp/A)

112 So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

Died after the finale of DS9.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (yZAsm)

113 God tried to banish them from the Garden but Gov. Whitmer thold them they had to stay four more weeks.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (Fc5rx)

114 77 Way up firm and high...
Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (dQF3z)

we werent in love

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (JFO2v)

115 Why do they have belly buttons?
Posted by: Diogenes

They're in the belly club !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (arJlL)

116 Protestant art. The nudes in religious art was one of the complaints they had with the Catholics. This would lead to the army of artists putting loin cloths on a lot of earlier art, Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works, for example.


How did the Protestants break into the Sistine Chapel to paint clothes on them?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (gd9RK)

117 I'm a melon man, myself.

Posted by: Adam at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (tQbpU)

118 Where are Adams dangly bits? ... and what's wrong with his feets?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:01 AM (flINI)


everyone had feet like that in Bedrock

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (WyVLE)

119 Or the palindrome: "Madam, I'm Adam."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (2JVJo)
+++++++++++++
Weird Al did a parody of Bob Dylan. In the song (called "Bob"), every line is a palindrome. That palindrome is one of them.

It is hilarious.
https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)

120 Embiggen. Is it just me or does the snake have ears?
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (VQp/A)



Chinese bat !

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (zr5Kq)

121 Far From it.

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (dQF3z)

122 And there goes my liking of Fig Newtons down the tubes.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (SH7Tr)

123 The apple was most likely a pomegranate.


Persimmon.
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)



Watermelon.

Sin big or go home.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (z0XD8)

124 I find it interesting that Adam has a full beard.



Especially considering Michael Obama hadn't been born yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:02 AM (At/8G)
***********
I find it more interesting that his beard appears to be groomed.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (wiXsO)

125 48 The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (At/8G)


*****

Heh. That's good

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (2Lmx3)

126 FLEAS

Adam had'em.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (6kzAH)

127 Back to Kris' question, I do see something that looks like an ear.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)

128 Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

129 O/T CDC revises the number of COVID deaths down to... 37,000.

It was almost twice that before this morning:
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (9V81o)

Don't expect anyone to actually report that.

Especially Drudge. *Spit*

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (yZAsm)

130 Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?--I'll bite...

Posted by: Eve at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (dQF3z)

131 J. Crew has declared bankruptcy.

The J. Crew Messenger Bag is, of course, one of the recognition signals Morons will use in the camps.

If you haven't acquired one yet, the remaining stock will be depleted rapidly.

Posted by: Moron News Service at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (JbLZe)

132 119 Or the palindrome: "Madam, I'm Adam."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:00 AM (2JVJo)
+++++++++++++
Weird Al did a parody of Bob Dylan. In the song (called "Bob"), every line is a palindrome. That palindrome is one of them.

It is hilarious.
https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)

===========

I always loved Dewey Cox's Bob Dylan phase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u5x9pdInTU

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

133 The belly button is where God had them attached to the Matrix .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (cJswI)

134 Embiggen. Is it just me or does the snake have ears?
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (VQp/A)
*********
The snake has the head of a mouse.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (wiXsO)

135 The eternal question: what do women want? There is poor Adam scratching his head.

I am a fan of Cranach for the most part because he veers wildly from 'naive' to 'masterful' -- sometimes even in the same painting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2020 10:11 AM (MIKMs)

136 In an article written by freelance journalist Michael Hastings, ("The Runaway General", appearing in Rolling Stone magazine, July 8-22, 2010 issue), McChrystal and his staff mocked civilian government officials, including Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2020 10:11 AM (3aI0K)

137 131 J. Crew has declared bankruptcy.
------------------------------
They didn't have any presence in the Basketball Clown Shoe space. Very predictable outcome.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:11 AM (QKjMn)

138 Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

It's more of a crevasse.

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:12 AM (yZAsm)

139 Embiggen. Is it just me or does the snake have ears?
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:06 AM (VQp/A)
*********
The snake has the head of a mouse.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (wiXsO)

Wrong! That mouse has the body of a snake.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:12 AM (cJswI)

140 Godammned hipppies!

Posted by: dananjcon at May 04, 2020 10:12 AM (u6xw0)

141 As someone said above, the fruit already has a bite in it. Look at Eve's face. It's not one of innocence or curiosity. She's looking Adam straight in the eye and has this femme fatale look. Adam is confused. He scratches his head, unsure what to do. While her gaze is straight on, his gaze is not. He's the weaker partner here.

The snake looks directly at Eve, almost acting like the demon on her shoulder, whispering in her ear.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:13 AM (VQp/A)

142
Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)


It's a casting sprue, right?

The proof is the discontinuities on the midline that shows where the mold wasn't quite true

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2020 10:13 AM (WyVLE)

143 Adam is definitely thinking "boob job"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:13 AM (cuKeo)

144 Weird feets...

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 10:13 AM (gmo/4)

145 Has anybody else been watching The Last Dance on ESPN? It's really good, except for the part in last night's episode when they had Obama criticizing Michael Jordan for not getting involved in politics.

Along with Jerry Seinfeld, MJ is one of the people I most respect for not getting political. Also, Barry really comes off as a cringey suburban white dude pretending to be black. I will never understand his popularity in that community.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (LZ7Gl)

146 Is that white line down the middle a wall for social distancing?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (cJswI)

147 Good job, horde! Nearly 150 and still on topic!

Posted by: Eve at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (dQF3z)

148 Little Known Muldoon Fact #4359: Snake ears, were once very common, but became such a culinary delicacy that they were eventually hunted to extinction, much like buffalo wings.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (Fc5rx)

149 she is a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty committee

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (Lrula)

150 A short poem about the navel:


Belly button

Not mutton




Thank you! I be thinking of more deep poetry over here.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2020 10:14 AM (z0XD8)

151 Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

*****

The Umbilicus is actually a scar... and can be sexy when displayed on the right human.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (flINI)

152 Well, almost.(Off, garden sock)

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (dQF3z)

153 To be fair, what Eve lacks in rackage she definitely makes up for in forehead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (cuKeo)

154 Snake tells Eve with what you have down there you can get as many of the Adam thingys that you want.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)

155 Eve had tiny tits?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (nRWPy)

156 Has anyone mentioned the poison ivy, yet?

I bet you were just itching to...

Posted by: Parker at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (zV/fi)

157 I watched Project 11 yesterday about Alex Smith's leg. Jeebus was that unnerving seeing the bacteria eat his leg. Don't want to see it again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (QKjMn)

158 Eve had Daddy issues and Adam was completely innocent and caught in the crossfire. Bitch set him up.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (Wm5SB)

159 Next topic for discussion:

Innies versus Outies

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (yZAsm)

160 anything more than a mouthful is wasted

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (JFO2v)

161
ALARming Scene

Why does Adam have nipples?
What's wrong with Adam's feet?
Why would they have navels?
Who wants a bite to eat?

Extended pinky fingers!
[Adam's tiny package joke]
That isn't poison ivy.
It's only poison oak!

The couple of perfection,
from whom we all derived.
Post-Eden they quit soy,
thus humankind survived.






bewbs!

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Lizard Queen of Chicago
at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (oBghv)

162 Adam had 'em

Posted by: Strickland Gillilan, short poem winner at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (X22L5)

163 No likey. Dull. Lacks life energy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (o2MD2)

164 As someone said above, the fruit already has a bite
in it. Look at Eve's face. It's not one of innocence or curiosity. She's
looking Adam straight in the eye and has this femme fatale look. Adam
is confused. He scratches his head, unsure what to do. While her gaze is
straight on, his gaze is not. He's the weaker partner here.



The snake looks directly at Eve, almost acting like the demon on her shoulder, whispering in her ear.
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:13 AM (VQp/A)


A truly entertaining review of this is the series of lectures by Jordan Peterson about Genesis: Jordanpeterson.com/Podcast

I still can't tell if he truly believes in God, but you can tell he believes in evil and in humanity.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (WyVLE)

165 I tell the painting is very old. The chick isn't covered in tattoos.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

166 Looking for free computer help...

My laptop can't install updates because there isn't sufficient space (!). That seemed ridiculous so after looking, I find that I have MS Office installed twice. I thought it had to do with a free subscription when I bought the thing, but the install date keeps updating. Anyway, which one can I safely remove?

MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020
MS Office Home & Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (sGotD)

167 So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

Died after the finale of DS9.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (yZAsm)


Died after The Undiscovered Country.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (2JVJo)

168 Obama criticizing Michael Jordan for not getting involved in politics

Gaylord doesn't understand how people good at sports think.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (RaP+Y)

169 Eve is telling him I want half of everything you have.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:17 AM (cJswI)

170 And Adam has a bit of a gay thing going on? What guy typically does that hip "contraposito"?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:17 AM (nRWPy)

171 she is a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty committee
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani


From a bee sting to a B Cup!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (At/8G)

172
Weird Al did a parody of Bob Dylan. In the song (called "Bob"), every line is a palindrome. That palindrome is one of them.

It is hilarious.
https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I've seen that video before but didn't realize they were all palindromes. Probably because I didn't read the comments.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (aKsyK)

173 To be fair, what Eve lacks in rackage she definitely makes up for in forehead.
Posted by: Cicero (

The First Fivehead !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (arJlL)

174 anything more than a mouthful is wasted
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (JFO2v)

What am I supposed to do with my hands?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (cJswI)

175 Died after The Undiscovered Country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (2JVJo)

Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)

176 everyone had feet like that in Bedrock
Posted by: Kindltot at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (WyVLE)


If you get the itch, you can do the twitch in Bedrock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (2JVJo)

177 I've noticed that similarities of the COVID-19 outbreak and aftermath and the aftermath of a small scale neutron bomb attack. COVID-19 seems a bit worse because it lingers, but quite similar.

Posted by: SMOD at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (3aI0K)

178 Is it a rule you have to extend your pinky when holding a fig leaf over your privates?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (CjFDo)

179 Eve is telling him I want half of everything you have.
--
What, you want one of my balls?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (dQF3z)

180 159 Next topic for discussion:

Innies versus Outies
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (yZAsm)




Ominokasan debeso!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (z0XD8)

181 It would seem that Eden was lushly endowed with crotch-height shrubbery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (cuKeo)

182 Don Shula died today. Bummer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

183 Eve is telling him I want half of everything you have.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:17 AM (cJswI)


Half! - Eddie Murphy LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (5v5Zx)

184 Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?

As far as I know, yep.

I mean....lavender lava-lamp blood.....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (2BgZB)

185 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020

MS Office Home Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020


FWIW, I would uninstall Home Student. I THINK (key word is think) that Office 365 has more features. Please check before doing anything hasty though.

Posted by: shibumi, on covid house arrest at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (ZCiJZ)

186 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020
MS Office Home & Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (sGotD)


Home and student is usually abbreviated with limited apps ? Probably remove that, leave MS office 365. But wonder what others will say.

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

187
John C. Reilly's Dylan parodies are pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (5jaxN)

188 Eve is telling him I want half of everything you have.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:17 AM (cJswI)

******

And I'll make it difficult as HELL for you to see Cain and Abel... seeing as how lawyers haven't been born yet I'd say you're screwed.

Eve

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (flINI)

189 175 Died after The Undiscovered Country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (2JVJo)

Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)

==========

I did until recently. The action ending on the planet of The Undiscovered Country (with Kirk flying through the air) followed by the out of nowhere talk of Kirk's son makes the ending more ridiculous than it should be. Drags the film down slightly in my mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

190 Uninstall both and put some games on there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)

191 16 Protestant art. The nudes in religious art was one of the complaints they had with the Catholics. This would lead to the army of artists putting loin cloths on a lot of earlier art, Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works, for example.


How did the Protestants break into the Sistine Chapel to paint clothes on them?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (gd9RK)


The church was reforming internally as well as what was happening with the Protestants. And their probably was a contingent on the church not liking the nudes and thinking they could lose fewer members if they covered up the naughty bits.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (G2zl5)

192 Leave office 365

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (nRWPy)

193
she is a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty committee
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani

From a bee sting to a B Cup!
Posted by: rickb223


Mister B Natural

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (aKsyK)

194 182 Don Shula died today. Bummer.
--------------------
Sorry to hear that. Shula was my Dad's favorite coach. Never understood why my Dad liked the Dolphins until he told me he liked Shula. Shula was directly descend from Paul Browns coaching staff.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (QKjMn)

195 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020
MS Office Home & Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (sGotD)

office 365 should be the better version

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

196 116 Protestant art. The nudes in religious art was one of the complaints they had with the Catholics. This would lead to the army of artists putting loin cloths on a lot of earlier art, Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel works, for example.


How did the Protestants break into the Sistine Chapel to paint clothes on them?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:07 AM (gd9RK)

They didn't. While M. was painting the works, there were always critics that called the nudes next to pornography (one was depicted as Minos in Hell in "The Last Judgement"), but the popes liked the paintings so no one could do anything about it. As the Reformation gained speed and criticism of the RCC grew stronger, the Counter-Reformation and Inquisition started to listen to the nude-critics and the later popes started to agree. M. held off "fixing" his works but was finally ordered to by the reigning pope but died before acquiescing. The Church hired lesser artists to "fix" M.'s nudes to make them acceptable.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:21 AM (VQp/A)

197 Eve had tiny tits?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

At the time, it was The BIGGEST Rack on Earth !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)

198 190 Uninstall both and put some games on there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)

and pron

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

199 Karen Nation

https://tinyurl.com/y8okcee4

Don't recall seeing this here but it's from April 22 so maybe I missed it.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 04, 2020 10:21 AM (AHq56)

200 I don't get why everyone is knocking the way Adam and Eve look.


Wait for it.....


They were obviously made for each other.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 04, 2020 10:22 AM (WEBkv)

201 The church was reforming internally as well as what
was happening with the Protestants. And their probably was a contingent
on the church not liking the nudes
and thinking they could lose fewer
members if they covered up the naughty bits.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (G2zl5)


The Rise of the Karens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 10:22 AM (5v5Zx)

202 The catholics had a "counter reformation" that conceded some of the more uptight points of the Protestant Karen's.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:22 AM (nRWPy)

203 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020
---------

684MB?! Is that true? I don't doubt it, but I find it staggering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (WD9ZA)

204 >>Sorry to hear that. Shula was my Dad's favorite coach. Never understood why my Dad liked the Dolphins until he told me he liked Shula. Shula was directly descend from Paul Browns coaching staff.

He was always my arch enemy and I will never forgive him for the Mud Bowl but I respected his coaching ability.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)

205 Super model and Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova has no belly button and one is sometimes photoshopped into her pictures.


The Art Thread is nothing if not educational.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (Wm5SB)

206 These hang in the medieval section of the Art Institute of Chicago. I can certainly see why Adam bit the apple.

On another note, the section is well worth visiting, in part for the paintings, but mainly for the lovely display of antique arms and armor from the George Harding Museum. For anyone interested in period swords or antique firearms, it's a must-see.

Posted by: Brown Line at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (S6ArX)

207 58 Reminds me of the shortest poem in the English language.

Fleas

Adam
Had'em

Anonymous
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (G9gd2)

I've seen it attributed to Carl Sandburg, author of Chicago?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (qyH+l)

208 And I'll make it difficult as HELL for you to see Cain and Abel... seeing as how lawyers haven't been born yet I'd say you're screwed.

Eve
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM

That's why Cain killed Abel. Raised by a single mother with no father figure.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (cJswI)

209 shibumi, runner:

I got Home & Student from employer. I never (intentionally) installed 365. Isn't Office 365 a subscription?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (sGotD)

210 185 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020

MS Office Home Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020


FWIW, I would uninstall Home Student. I THINK (key word is think) that Office 365 has more features. Please check before doing anything hasty though.
Posted by: shibumi, on covid house arrest at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (ZCiJZ)


Wouldn't you want to uninstall 365 since that's a subscription and you would think that if you need to reinstall it instead of the other one you should be able to redownload no problem?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (G2zl5)

211 My laptop can't install updates because there isn't sufficient space (!). That seemed ridiculous so after looking, I find that I have MS Office installed twice. I thought it had to do with a free subscription when I bought the thing, but the install date keeps updating. Anyway, which one can I safely remove?

MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020
MS Office Home & Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020

Posted by: IrishEi

Leave 'm both out, and whichever one the dogs eat is the one ya shoulda kept !

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (arJlL)

212 At the time, it was The BIGGEST Rack on Earth !


So Cain was a dick because he was way undernourished? And Adam had nothing to keep him from hip thrusting like the short guy from Queer eye?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (nRWPy)

213 He was always my arch enemy and I will never forgive him for the Mud Bowl but I respected his coaching ability.
-------------------
Jack, are you a Jets fan? If so, why?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (QKjMn)

214
That Widespread Poopy really works way too hard for the money Soros throws him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (s2VJv)

215 In addition to being a world-renown artist, Lucas Cranach the Elder was a neighbor and good friend of Martin Luther in Wittenberg, who arranged Luther's marriage to Katharina von Bora, and was best man at their wedding.

Posted by: Kebas at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (kwsnd)

216 To be fair, what Eve lacks in rackage she definitely makes up for in forehead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (cuKeo)


For some reason, which I do not understand, the forehead was an erogenous zone in the Middle Ages. Women would pluck their hairline back to get a large, high forehead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (2JVJo)

217 True, 365 has more stuff but you have to repay every year. Home and student is permanent.


What do you use it for?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:25 AM (nRWPy)

218
Beijing Bevo!!!!

Say it ain't so!!!

https://campusreform.org/?ID=14813



Me golden idol is tarnished.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (z0XD8)

219 Adam is definitely thinking "boob job"

Eh, I'm a fan of A-cups. I like this Eve's body.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (gd9RK)

220 What's that joke?
Why can't women decide what they want for dinner?
Because the last time they did, they condemned all of humanity.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (aO8Gd)

221 Like 365 has microsoft "teams" on it, idk if home and student does.


Go into the prog files and see what's in them or google it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

222 To be fair, what Eve lacks in rackage she definitely makes up for in forehead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:15 AM (cuKeo)

For some reason, which I do not understand, the forehead was an erogenous zone in the Middle Ages. Women would pluck their hairline back to get a large, high forehead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (2JVJo)

*******

Go on...

Posted by: Gretchen halfWhitmer at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (flINI)

223 didn't scan the comments but hoping someone addressed the hardwood issue of Eve

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (zDwuO)

224 I got Home & Student from employer. I never (intentionally) installed 365. Isn't Office 365 a subscription?
Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (sGotD)

I see, you did not buy it. yes. a subscription. You don;t know how you got it ? can you see the expiration date ?

Posted by: runner at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (zr5Kq)

225 >>Jack, are you a Jets fan? If so, why?

Yes sir. When I was kid we lived in NY. Tickets to Giants games were an impossibility but my dad split seasons tickets for the Jets with a friend in his office.

I got to go to one game every year for my birthday and I've been a fan ever since. It's been particularly difficult for the last couple decades being a Jets fan in Patriots territory.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (ZLI7S)

226 Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)


No. No, you are not.

James Horner's score for Khan is magnificent, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (2JVJo)

227
Eve does not have the ideal female belly button shape. Never eat an apple from a woman with a bad belly button.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (rCwaK)

228 What's that joke?
Why can't women decide what they want for dinner?
Because the last time they did, they condemned all of humanity.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (aO8Gd)

I love the restaurant what named itself , I Don't Care.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (cJswI)

229 Les tits!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 04, 2020 09:50 AM (+fPHo)

Artist clearly belongs to the "less is more" school.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (LZcDP)

230 Office 365 is subscription based, Home & Office is buy once and you're done.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2020 10:27 AM (E+OcO)

231 For some reason, which I do not understand, the
forehead was an erogenous zone in the Middle Ages. Women would pluck
their hairline back to get a large, high forehead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (2JVJo)


Large prefrontal lobes were considered alluring.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (5v5Zx)

232 Don Lemon: The Forbidden Fruit

https://bit.ly/2SyXSS9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

233 So kind of getting into the weeds here, however, it is interesting to notice that the work by John William Godward was unusually good with depicting feet, though the feet her seem to have come from some kind of simian cross dressers.

Guessing painting feet is as hard as ears. Weirdly though, hands seem to be easier.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (HALdu)

234 128 Medically speaking, the 'belly button' is not really a button at all. Would you like me to elaborate?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 04, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

It is on our latest host models!

Posted by: Delos Inc at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (G546f)

235 175 Died after The Undiscovered Country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:16 AM (2JVJo)

Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?

Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)

Nope. I love 6. 2 is great, but 6 is my favorite.

Fun Fact: 2 and 6 were directed by the same guy, Nicholas Meyer, who is also a huge Sherlock Holmes fan and wrote several pastiches. The best one being " The 7-Percent Solution". This is why 6 is a murder mystery with A LOT of Holmesian references, including Spock reciting Holmes' most famous quote. But yeah, the ending is cheesy tho.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (VQp/A)

236
I remember the forehead thing. Women of that era would pluck their hairlines to get that big forehead look.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (rCwaK)

237 i'd hit it

Posted by: Cain at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (zDwuO)

238 225 >>Jack, are you a Jets fan? If so, why?

Yes sir. When I was kid we lived in NY. Tickets to Giants games were an impossibility but my dad split seasons tickets for the Jets with a friend in his office.

I got to go to one game every year for my birthday and I've been a fan ever since. It's been particularly difficult for the last couple decades being a Jets fan in Patriots territory.
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Don't feel bad. Hell I'm a Redskins fan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (QKjMn)

239 I always loved Dewey Cox's Bob Dylan phase:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u5x9pdInTU
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
Thanks to the YouTube sidebar, I found this. It is one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time: https://youtu.be/LR5shL8frkY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:29 AM (hYcqw)

240 Helluva 5 head on Eve.

Morning Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 10:29 AM (9CkBG)

241 Super model and Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova has no belly button and one is sometimes photoshopped into her pictures.
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How does one not have a belly button? Grown in a lab? No need for an umbilical cord?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 04, 2020 10:29 AM (vg8iE)

242 Reminds me of the shortest poem in the English language.

Fleas

Adam
Had'em

Anonymous
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2020 09:58 AM (G9gd2)

I've seen it attributed to Carl Sandburg, author of Chicago?
Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2020 10:23 AM (qyH+l)


I never thought of Sandburg as being witty. It sounds more like Ogden Nash.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:29 AM (2JVJo)

243 >> i'd hit it
Posted by: Cain

You motherfucker!

Posted by: Abel at May 04, 2020 10:30 AM (rCwaK)

244 If having two versions of Office means you're running out of space...well, that's a fairly small hard drive.

You might want to do a Disk Cleanup instead, get rid of temp files and temporary internet files. Both of those can get huge.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2020 10:30 AM (E+OcO)

245 241 Super model and Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova has no belly button and one is sometimes photoshopped into her pictures.
=====

How does one not have a belly button? Grown in a lab? No need for an umbilical cord?

_____________________________

If she was grown in a lab, I'd like to order 2.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 04, 2020 10:30 AM (1ISKN)

246 @realDonaldTrump 6 minutes ago

Interesting? By Congress not wanting the special 5 minute testing apparatus, they are saying that they are not "essential". In any event, we have great testing capacity, and have performed 6.5 million tests, which is more than every country in the world, combined!

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2020 10:30 AM (cF8AT)

247 Eh, I'm a fan of A-cups. I like this Eve's body.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (gd9RK)


**shakes head**

I wonder about you sometimes, Bander.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

248 I'd like to flatten her curves,

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (7ZQe3)

249 Apples not melons.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (TQ/zJ)

250 Don Shula morte

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (nRk/c)

251 I would absolutely have eaten the apple. And fast, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (NVYyb)

252 Don Shula died today. Bummer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

Corona.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (88+cf)

253 For some reason, which I do not understand, the
forehead was an erogenous zone in the Middle Ages.


*purchases modified DeLorean*

Posted by: Christina Ricci at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (IvOed)

254 Must have had a Brazilian Waxing Parlor in Eden.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (bCLt0)

255 244 If having two versions of Office means you're running out of space...well, that's a fairly small hard drive.
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Commenting on size of someone's hard drive could lead to fisticuffs or worse.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (QKjMn)

256 some retards have their belly buttons removed, the chick that was the wife of raymond everybody loves raymond had hers backfilled.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (HALdu)

257 Google is evil.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (CLteG)

258 If Adam and Eve had a girl they wouldn't have had to worry about her whoring around. They also wouldn't have to worry about every swingin' dick in the Garden of Eden.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (flINI)

259 252 Don Shula died today. Bummer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

Corona.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (88+cf


Of course.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (bCLt0)

260 Am I the only one who sees Greta Thunberg?

Posted by: Hugh Janus at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (u+hAv)

261 Eve: So... that's it?

Adam: This is literally the biggest penis in the world.

Posted by: trog04 at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (oecje)

262 Eh, I'm a fan of A-cups. I like this Eve's body.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:26 AM (gd9RK)

you know about the cup size right

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (JFO2v)

263 256 some retards have their belly buttons removed, the chick that was the wife of raymond everybody loves raymond had hers backfilled.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:31 AM (HALdu)

weirdos

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (G546f)

264 185 MS Office 365 - 684MB - 4/18/2020

MS Office Home Student - 684MB - 4/18/2020


FWIW, I would uninstall Home Student. I THINK (key word is think) that Office 365 has more features. Please check before doing anything hasty though.
Posted by: shibumi, on covid house arrest at May 04, 2020 10:19 AM (ZCiJZ)


Wouldn't you want to uninstall 365 since that's a subscription and you would think that if you need to reinstall it instead of the other one you should be able to redownload no problem?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:24 AM (G2zl5)
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Office 365 is the subscription version, and needs to be paid for each year. The student version is a one time payment. Maybe you could offload one of them to a separate hard drive and keep it there till you know which version to keep? You can't run it from the separate hard drive but you can store it there.

Posted by: Boots at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (oGBso)

265 >>> What do you use it for?
~~~~~

Mostly reading AoS, then Word and Excel, plus a lot of internet searches. I've got a bunch of databases that I can't afford to lose plus photos, that's why I'm leery of deleting one. Guess I'm going to have to put everything on an external hard drive (pita,) close my eyes, and hit "Uninstall"

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (sGotD)

266 Am I the only one who sees Greta Thunberg?
Posted by: Hugh Janus at May 04, 2020 10:32 AM (u+hAv)
+++++++++++
No.

Do I have to say who Eve looks like?

Climate teen for the win.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 09:51 AM (cJswI)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (hYcqw)

267 Greta Thunberg is an evil dwarf, so no.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (bCLt0)

268 Btw, the VS model had an umbilical hernia and an operation when she was an infant. That's why no belly button.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (9CkBG)

269 Why can't women decide what they want for dinner?

***

Ah come on the trick is easy.

Him: Hey honey I picked a great restaurant to go to tonight - guess which one

Her: Says a restaurant

Him : You guessed it that's where we are going tonight!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (WdocV)

270 Don Shula morte

RIP

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (arJlL)

271 If Adam and Eve had a girl they wouldn't have had to worry about her whoring around. They also wouldn't have to worry about every swingin' dick in the Garden of Eden.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May




this demonstrates an unfamiliarity of human depravity and greek mythology.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (HALdu)

272 Adam: when I said I'd like to nibble on one of your peaches, that's not what I had in mind

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)

273 Apples and Fig leafs....


Hmmm....


* goes hunting for Fig Newtons

Posted by: stumck at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (w9Wax)

274 OR you could load home and student onto an external hard drive and have both.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (nRWPy)

275 Uninstall both, do your update, then reinstall the one you want.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (2BgZB)

276 They didn't. While M. was painting the works, there were always critics that called the nudes next to pornography


I'm kind of fascinated by nudes and our approach to them. I was talking to the Dildo about doing Wyeth's Black Velvet and maybe comparing it to Manet's Olympia Reclining. He said he didn't know how ace feels about nudes.

Now I'm taking this conversation into clear channel.

Obviously we have nudes here. We have nudes today, we had some Michelangelo. Is the problem with the Wyeth nude that it's better? It looks more nude than this because it's well done.

It's something I've never understood since I was a little kid. Why is a drawing of a nude art but a photo of a nude is porn? How does drawing it better take it from art to porn.

And, as an aside, real artists also draw porn. I have books of drawing by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele that are absolutely porn.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (gd9RK)

277 Am I the only Trek fan that like Undiscovered Country more than Wrath of Khan?
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2020 10:18 AM (yZAsm)


Wrath of Khan and Undiscovered Country are arguably complementary. The former is about confronting the sins of your past, and how they can drag down our children and poison our future. The latter is about finally moving beyond our past and looking towards the future. The former is the last of the old-school wild west days of the Federation, a universe full of dangers an intrigue and possibilities. The latter represents a change away from that, to a time where the galaxy is becoming, at least ostensibly, more peaceful and settled.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (SgjGX)

278
Re Karolina Kurkova missing belly button. The Internet says she had an umbilical hernia as a child, requiring surgery, which causes that.

She's a Czech, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (rCwaK)

279 Shula wasn't able to go undefeated.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (cJswI)

280 Fun Fact: 2 and 6 were directed by the same guy, Nicholas Meyer, who is also a huge Sherlock Holmes fan and wrote several pastiches. The best one being " The 7-Percent Solution". This is why 6 is a murder mystery with A LOT of Holmesian references, including Spock reciting Holmes' most famous quote. But yeah, the ending is cheesy tho.
Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:28 AM (VQp/A)


Fun Fact 3: The President of the Federation is played by Kurtwood Smith, the dad in That 70s Show.

Fun Fact 4: Kim Cattrall posed for some semi-nude shots in her Vulcan makeup on the bridge of the Enterprise, but they were confiscated and destroyed by either Roddenberry or Nimoy, depending on which story you believe.

And you have to watch the movie on DVD. Not that is makes the ending any better, but you see that the "Klingon" trying to assassinate the president is actually Star Fleet Colonel West (played by Rene Auberjonois of DS9 fame).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (2JVJo)

281 Funny for this thread - Last evening's ST:TOS was "The Way To Eden".

Yes, the Space Hippies! Do you reach it, brother?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (dfRN6)

282 241 Super model and Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova has no belly button and one is sometimes photoshopped into her pictures.
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If she eats celery in bed, where does she put the salt?

Posted by: Parker at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (zV/fi)

283 And then we let her vote.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Otter-Proof Suit at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (Vy7tf)

284 I'm kind of fascinated by nudes and our approach to them. I was talking to the Dildo about doing Wyeth's Black Velvet and maybe comparing it to Manet's Olympia Reclining. He said he didn't know how ace feels about nudes.

Now I'm taking this conversation into clear channel.

Obviously we have nudes here. We have nudes today, we had some Michelangelo. Is the problem with the Wyeth nude that it's better? It looks more nude than this because it's well done.

It's something I've never understood since I was a little kid. Why is a drawing of a nude art but a photo of a nude is porn? How does drawing it better take it from art to porn.

And, as an aside, real artists also draw porn. I have books of drawing by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele that are absolutely porn.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May




ffs just ban the filth already, burn the books and the blog too.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (HALdu)

285 She's a Czech, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

If I have learned anything from Chaturbate it's that there are some hot ass Czech girls out there

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (zDwuO)

286 Super model and Victoria's Secret Angel Karolina Kurkova has no belly button and one is sometimes photoshopped into her pictures.
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If she eats celery in bed, where does she put the salt?
Posted by: Parker at May 04, 2020




think about it

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (HALdu)

287 Nimoy was a big photography buff...of women in the buff. So I have trouble seeing him destroying those photos....those his takes ran, err, larger then Kim was at the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (WdocV)

288 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:33 AM (hYcqw)

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Don't forget to call our brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (5jaxN)

289 We should have some Vargas nudes.
Just sayin.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 04, 2020 10:37 AM (88+cf)

290 103 92 Leading to my favorite Biblical awkward question:

"And WHO told you that you are naked?"
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WHO was around back then?

Posted by: dingbat at May 04, 2020 10:38 AM (KylN9)

291 Not Adam and Steve!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 04, 2020 10:38 AM (dNzKv)

292 Well that's no fig leaf there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 10:38 AM (c6gLH)

293 And you have to watch the movie on DVD. Not that is makes the ending any better, but you see that the "Klingon" trying to assassinate the president is actually Star Fleet Colonel West (played by Rene Auberjonois of DS9 fame).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (2JVJo)


The late Rene Auberjonois. He passed away this year. So he got to wear the Klingon makeup twice.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 10:39 AM (7FO5t)

294 And, as an aside, real artists also draw porn. I have books of drawing by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele that are absolutely porn.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (gd9RK)


As did J.M.W. Turner; most of his nudes were destroyed by Ruskin because he thought Turner was insane when he drew them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:39 AM (2JVJo)

295 Google is evil.

-
"Google" spelled backwards is "evil". Well, close enough anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)

296
I'm trying to remember a joke. Little Dirty Johnny is in church, and his mother is concerned that he's not paying attention and so asks the preacher what to do. He decides to ask Johnny some questions to determine the state of his biblical knowledge.

I forget the first two questions, but each time, Johnny starts to answer with some smart ass remark, and his mother sticks him with a pin.

Then the preacher asks, "Now what did Eve say to Adam when...". Johnny blurts out, "Don't you stick me with that thing again!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:40 AM (rCwaK)

297 272 Adam: when I said I'd like to nibble on one of your peaches, that's not what I had in mind
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)

really love your peaches want to shake your tree

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 04, 2020 10:40 AM (JFO2v)

298 291 Not Adam and Steve!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

what are you trying to say?

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at May 04, 2020 10:40 AM (zDwuO)

299 We used to get some very tasteful very close to nude photos of a certain Moron's wife on the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 10:40 AM (9CkBG)

300 It's something I've never understood since I was a little kid. Why is a drawing of a nude art but a photo of a nude is porn? How does drawing it better take it from art to porn.


Because a photo is objectifying a real person, ie reducing them to their physical attributes for another's sexual pleasure, also a one faceted piece of the human person.

An art drawing, instead of the human body can be an appreciation or depiction of a Creator given form and represent not only the physical but potentially more of the human person.

It's the difference between objectifying and symbolizing.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:41 AM (nRWPy)

301 It's something I've never understood since I was a little kid. Why is a drawing of a nude art but a photo of a nude is porn? How does drawing it better take it from art to porn.

And, as an aside, real artists also draw porn. I have books of drawing by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele that are absolutely porn.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May


Plenty of photos of nudes are art. I think the difference lies in the intent behind the photo/drawing/etc. Whether to trigger a base psychological reaction such as lust, or to trigger a reaction based more on the aesthetics of the piece.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 10:42 AM (SgjGX)

302 291 Not Adam and Steve!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


if only Eve had rejected the apple, maybe she'd be canonized
then it would be Adam and St. Eve

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:42 AM (G546f)

303 By the act of one man, Adam, all of mankind was condemned to death. By the act of one man, Jesus Christ, all of mankind is saved.

Posted by: azalea city at May 04, 2020 10:43 AM (WX+x0)

304 Just found my Dad's porno collection.

Posted by: Lucas Cranach the Younger at May 04, 2020 10:44 AM (DY3v8)

305 It can be a handicap having no belly button. One us plenty, but you can overcompensate tho by having two.

Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at May 04, 2020 10:44 AM (OSRys)

306 By the act of one man, Adam, all of mankind was condemned to death. By the act of one man, Jesus Christ, all of mankind is saved.

--

I thought Eve ate the apple first?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:44 AM (2BgZB)

307 You rang?

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (haWye)

308 >> there are some hot ass Czech girls out there

Indeed. The males want to be in the Czechs.

And East Europeans in general. Hungary has a lot of hotties. And Melania is Slovenian of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (rCwaK)

309 Plenty of photos of nudes are art. I think the difference lies in the intent behind the photo/drawing/etc. Whether to trigger a base psychological reaction such as lust, or to trigger a reaction based more on the aesthetics of the piece.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 10:42 AM (SgjGX)
+++++++++++++
"Prurient Interest"

Is the point to arouse or is the point something else?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (hYcqw)

310 Because a photo is objectifying a real person, ie reducing them to their physical attributes for another's sexual pleasure, also a one faceted piece of the human person.

An art drawing, instead of the human body can be an appreciation or depiction of a Creator given form and represent not only the physical but potentially more of the human person.

It's the difference between objectifying and symbolizing.


Pish, lots of nude photography is art. I give you Edward Weston, Robert Mapplethorpe (Some Women, don't nag about the gay stuff), Leni Riefenstahl, and me.

I've shot art nudes that are framed on my wall.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (gd9RK)

311 Adam and Eve are saints, actually.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (nRWPy)

312 Art elevates
Porn titillates

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:47 AM (G546f)

313 ok Eve, now bend forward a bit, arch your back and bite your lip

Posted by: Lucas Cranach Flynt at May 04, 2020 10:47 AM (zDwuO)

314
Because a photo is objectifying a real person, ie reducing them to their physical attributes for another's sexual pleasure, also a one faceted piece of the human person.

An art drawing, instead of the human body can be an appreciation or depiction of a Creator given form and represent not only the physical but potentially more of the human person.

It's the difference between objectifying and symbolizing.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May



meh, guessing no.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 10:47 AM (HALdu)

315
But what if I get titillated by art. And whack off to it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:47 AM (rCwaK)

316 The Forbidden Tater:

Brian Stelter@brianstelter

"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)

317 Adam tried to push the blame off on God - "The woman you gave me, she told me to eat of the apple!"


God don't play.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (5v5Zx)

318 But... where are the other 43 genders depicted?

This is hate art!

Posted by: Brattleboro Cat Shelter at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (I99aF)

319 Don't writhe a Czech you can't mash.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (cJswI)

320 Hey the Supreme Court has ruled on this one - they know something is porn vs art when they see it. That decides it right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (WdocV)

321 Funny how the blog always goes to " fight me"!!! Youse guys

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (bCLt0)

322 My belly button's like a big ol' pressure relief valve.

Posted by: JB Pritzker at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v8)

323
I don't know, nekkid pics of Czech chicks can certainly elevate me. Well, a part of me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (rCwaK)

324 Annoying.

"Hey, here's a Garden. It's yours. You can have anything in here you want EXCEPT FOR THIS BIG ASS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT WILL GIVE YOU KNOWLEDGE.

Have a good day!"


Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (2BgZB)

325 If having two versions of Office means you're running out of space...well, that's a fairly small hard drive.

You might want to do a Disk Cleanup instead, get rid of temp files and temporary internet files. Both of those can get huge.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2020 10:30 AM (E+OcO)

Why not shitcan both MS Office versions, and download and install OpenOffice instead? It has all the "office" functionality you need, unless you routinely have to deal with macro-laden docs generated in MS Office.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (LZcDP)

326
My belly button's like a big ol' pressure relief valve.

Posted by: JB Pritzker at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v

And if you pop it, you'll fly around the room like a balloon until all the air runs out.


Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

327 321 Hey the Supreme Court has ruled on this one - they know something is porn vs art when they see it. That decides it right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (WdocV)

Have you got a look at the SC?? Yeah, real cultural arbiters there.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (bCLt0)

328 Adam tried to push the blame off on God - "The woman you gave me, she told me to eat of the apple!"


God don't play.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Bitch set me up!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (At/8G)

329 The mentions of Adam and Eve in Genesis remind me of Harlan Ellison's short story "Deathbird." Not to give too much away, but he has a whole new interpretation of the the Adam-Eve-serpent triangle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (rpbg1)

330 The Forbidden Tater:

Brian Stelter@brianstelter

"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)

Absolutely no self-awareness.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (cJswI)

331 One point to make for Bernie Bros - back when Eastern Europe had socialism their women looked like their men.


A few decades of "sort of" capitalism and....they are considered some of the most beautiful women in the world.



Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:50 AM (WdocV)

332 You motherfucker!

Posted by: Abel--
You're dead to me!

Posted by: Cain at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (dQF3z)

333 "Hey, here's a Garden. It's yours. You can have anything in here you want EXCEPT FOR THIS BIG ASS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT WILL GIVE YOU KNOWLEDGE.


It was a set-up, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (cuKeo)

334 My belly button's like a big ol' pressure relief valve.

Posted by: JB Pritzker at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v

And if you pop it, you'll fly around the room like a balloon until all the air runs out.


Posted by: Archer



No need to pop it. Air already comes out the other side.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (At/8G)

335 Decent nudity, I'm impressed. Good stuff.

This must have been painted....late 80's or early 90's by the lack of bush and body hair???

Am I close?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (d1uFV)

336 My belly button's like a big ol' pressure relief valve.

Posted by: JB Pritzker at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v

And if you pop it, you'll fly around the room like a balloon until all the air runs out.


Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020


*

*

Bill Cosby: "You'll break it wide open, all the air in your body'll come out and rush around the room for 30 seconds. Lands, you'll be flat as a piece of paper, nothin' but your little eyes buggin' out. Keep it up."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (rpbg1)

337 "Hey, here's a Garden. It's yours. You can have anything in here you
want EXCEPT FOR THIS BIG ASS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT WILL GIVE YOU
KNOWLEDGE.

___

Hey, I can really associate with this one, why the hell do people leave their ornate glass wear on the table if they don't want me to knock it off? I mean really.

Posted by: Some Cat at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (WdocV)

338 milk milk
lemonade
in the back is where the fudge is made

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (zDwuO)

339 I didn't say you can have art nudes, I said the difference is the objectification of the subject.

My brother in law had a bunch of art nudes, paintings, not photographs.

I hate Leda and her fat ass plus swan in the dining room. I doubt he was appreciating Leda's fat ass as symbolic and I'm grossed out by women's nudes. A nice male greek god type figure? That would be nice. That's how I know there's still a sexual component. I'm grossed by the women and not by the men, which is a sexual response at some level....not erotic but still preferential. The venus de Milo? That doesn't creep me out.

So nude art? Is it about form or is it erotic? Once erotic, then it's objectifying.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (nRWPy)

340 >I've shot art nudes that are framed on my wall.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (gd9RK)


What caliber did you use?

Posted by: Swish-Ass Jags Local 974 at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (sjdRT)

341 My belly button's like a big ol' pressure relief valve.



Posted by: JB Pritzker at May 04, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v



And if you pop it, you'll fly around the room like a balloon until all the air runs out.





Posted by: Archer







No need to pop it. Air already comes out the other side.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (At/8G)

Especially after eating lots of broccoli or cabbage...

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (gmo/4)

342 336 Decent nudity, I'm impressed. Good stuff.

This must have been painted....late 80's or early 90's by the lack of bush and body hair???

Am I close?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 04, 2020 10:51 AM (d1uFV)

Like I said upthread, Brazilian Wax Parlor, over by the No-No Tree.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:52 AM (bCLt0)

343 The only function my belly button has is to hold about a quart of water after a shower.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (2BgZB)

344 Stupid hippies!

Posted by: Herbert at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (aKsyK)

345 338 "Hey, here's a Garden. It's yours. You can have anything in here you
want EXCEPT FOR THIS BIG ASS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT WILL GIVE YOU
KNOWLEDGE.

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same goes for lap dances

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (zDwuO)

346 >> back when Eastern Europe had socialism their women looked like their men.

I think that was more a myth due to things like the East German "women's" olympic team. They may be biological females, but they were so pumped up with testosterone they were men.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (rCwaK)

347 Not Adam and Steve?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (zqhdn)

348 Anybody wanting "hazard pay" for doing their job, perhaps needs to find something else to do.

I don't care whether you work at Amazon or in healthcare. You chose that job, and those risks have always existed.

This Left Wing Penchant to grab every piece of cheese you can pry from people during a crisis has to stop.

Get back to work and STFU.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (VpIIl)

349 He used a Krupp 88 to shoot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 10:54 AM (c6gLH)

350 Eve's right foot looks weird, as if her arch is malformed. It could just be a little Eden grass getting in the way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 10:54 AM (rpbg1)

351 You ate of the tree which I forbade you eat?

Wow. Totally did not see that coming.

Posted by: God at May 04, 2020 10:54 AM (DL4LL)

352 Eve's right foot looks weird, as if her arch is malformed. It could just be a little Eden grass getting in the way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



All the feets look like hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (At/8G)

353 The only function my belly button has is to hold about a quart of water after a shower.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:53 AM (2BgZB)
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TMI, dude. TMI.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (4o2K3)

354 "Prurient Interest"

Is the point to arouse or is the point something else?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 10:45 AM (hYcqw)


I use a definition of art as "the sharing of perception via a specific medium." Pornography, IMHO, is a very low form of art, which only seeks to inflame base emotions. High art seeks to do more. For example, a picture of a woman, naked, spread-eagled, would be pornography. Not necessarily aesthetically pleasing, no real context, just there to get your lizard brain to act in a certain way. Contrawise, the same naked woman, lying on a bed in the morning light, legs crossed for a bit of modesty, might trigger a greater range of emotions and memories. The viewer doesn't just think about sex, they associate sex with other sensations. Perhaps she's woken after a night of passion to find her lover gone. Perhaps the viewer is that lover, returning to the bed. The viewer can imagine the room, the warmth of the sheets, the smell, the sound of birds outside, etc. The viewer can appreciate the aesthetics: the way the light plays on the scene, the long curve of a hip, etc.

IMHO pornography is art, but is an inferior form of art. And I don't just see pornography as sexual. graphic slasher flicks, propoganda, etc. All are forms of pornography, according to my definition.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (SgjGX)

355 352 You ate of the tree which I forbade you eat?

Wow. Totally did not see that coming.
Posted by: God

now I have to go with plan B

yo Jesus, your up

Posted by: God at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (zDwuO)

356 "Hey, here's a Garden. It's yours. You can have anything in here you want EXCEPT FOR THIS BIG ASS TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THAT WILL GIVE YOU KNOWLEDGE. 

Have a good day!" 


Posted by: WitchDoktor

Well, Donkey Chompers managed to avoid any knowledge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

357 354 Eve's right foot looks weird, as if her arch is malformed. It could just be a little Eden grass getting in the way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



All the feets look like hands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (At/8G)


Well, tree climbing, and all.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (bCLt0)

358 Oh c'mon - a Democrat promising a lovefest with the media doesn't even qualify as a campaign promise, just a statement of certain fact.

And Trump doesn't bully them nearly enough... he's yet to release a single Siberian tiger in the press room. Not even one. Sad!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (5jaxN)

359 This was one way of getting out of painting a lot of complicated clothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (cuKeo)

360 I guess our Cro-Magnon genes came from Eve's side; Adam looks like he's got a little Neanderthal in him.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (DY3v8)

361
Brian Stelter@brianstelter

"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day


It'll be a mutual love fest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (aKsyK)

362
In the 80s and before pop culture idealized French, Italian, Swedish and Brazilian women....not Russians or other eastern Europeans but it was certainly based on more then just the Olympics - no makeup, bad healthcare, cheap clothes, and a culture that had no concern for beauty does not produce....beauty....


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (WdocV)

363 All the feets look like hands.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 10:55 AM (At/8G)
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Better that than the hands looking like calamari.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 10:57 AM (4o2K3)

364 Eve is about to get schlonged by that asp.

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2020 10:57 AM (2Mnv1)

365
276 They didn't. While M. was painting the works, there were always critics that called the nudes next to pornography


I'm kind of fascinated by nudes and our approach to them. I was talking to the Dildo about doing Wyeth's Black Velvet and maybe comparing it to Manet's Olympia Reclining. He said he didn't know how ace feels about nudes.

Now I'm taking this conversation into clear channel.

Obviously we have nudes here. We have nudes today, we had some Michelangelo. Is the problem with the Wyeth nude that it's better? It looks more nude than this because it's well done.

It's something I've never understood since I was a little kid. Why is a drawing of a nude art but a photo of a nude is porn? How does drawing it better take it from art to porn.

And, as an aside, real artists also draw porn. I have books of drawing by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele that are absolutely porn.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 10:35 AM (gd9RK)

Henry Fusili had some naughty art too.

The line between the artistic nude and nakedness is very blurry, and really depends on the viewer. As a guideline tho, if the figure is idealized and of a more-than-human stature (god or goddess or hero, for example) , then it's OK. If the figure is not idealized, or if the subject is blatantly sex, like Manet's "Olympia" which is of a prostitute, no question, then it's porn... until it isn't. Titian's "Venus of Urbino" was a boudoir picture commissioned by the Duke of Urbino to celebrate his recent marriage. It shows a new bride ready for her wedding night. The title "Venus of Urbino" was supposed to raise it to the level of art so it's nude would be uncriticizable.

There are two versions of Goya's "Maja" because the first was seen as porn so he made another fully clothed. It's all in the eye of the beholder AND in the value systems of the taste-deciders.

Posted by: Kris at May 04, 2020 10:57 AM (VQp/A)

366 362 I guess our Cro-Magnon genes came from Eve's side; Adam looks like he's got a little Neanderthal in him.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Eve had a little Neanderthal in her too, know what I'm sayin'

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 10:57 AM (zDwuO)

367 It'll be a mutual love ball washing fest.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (aKsyK)
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FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 10:58 AM (4o2K3)

368 In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet and all the reporters with nice smelling hair will get invited to stand up with me while I speak.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2020 10:58 AM (WdocV)

369 Contrawise, the same naked woman, lying on a bed in the morning light, legs crossed for a bit of modesty, might trigger a greater range of emotions and memories. The viewer doesn't just think about sex, they associate sex with other sensations. Perhaps she's woken after a night of passion to find her lover gone. Perhaps the viewer is that lover, returning to the bed. The viewer can imagine the room, the warmth of the sheets, the smell, the sound of birds outside, etc. The viewer can appreciate the aesthetics: the way the light plays on the scene, the long curve of a hip, etc.

Compare and contrast Goya's Clothed Maja and Naked Maja.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:58 AM (2JVJo)

370 But what if I get titillated by art. And whack off to it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

it's not a clear cut line, for sure
like the difference between scifi, fantasy, and magical realism

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 10:59 AM (G546f)

371 Henry Fusili had some naughty art too.

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I can only imagine, given how his pasta turned out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 10:59 AM (2BgZB)

372 And Kris beat me to it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 10:59 AM (2JVJo)

373 Not to give too much away, but he has a whole new interpretation of the the Adam-Eve-serpent triangle.


Can the serpent hold his breath an extra special long time?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (gd9RK)

374 I once gave myself an enema with my mouth

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at May 04, 2020

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (2BgZB)

375 Brian Stelter@brianstelter 

"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day 

It'll be a mutual love fest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

And they'll do dirty, dirty things behind closed doors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

376 MUCK must have gotten ahold of some really stellar 'shrooms this morning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (4o2K3)

377 Most Europeans have some Neanderthal DNA IIRC....but presumably that comes after the garden?


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (WdocV)

378 "Adam looks like he had a little Neanderthal in him"

The Ladeez liked it that way.

The Neanderthals had an enormous Schwannstucker, you know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (q3gwH)

379 I'll be honest, I'm LMAO at MUCK.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (9CkBG)

380 Hahaha hahahaha! And it was a Washington State apple!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (qY5NZ)

381 But what if I get titillated by art. And whack off to it?

***

Are you asking for a friend?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (WdocV)

382 If having two versions of Office means you're running out of space...well, that's a fairly small hard drive.
--------

Or, unimaginable bloatware that achieved obscene volume.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (GBHAb)

383 The Neanderthals had an enormous Schwannstucker, you know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (q3gwH)
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They were very popular.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (4o2K3)

384 Here are some more of Robert McGinnis's stuff, which I think legitimately qualifies as pinup art: https://tinyurl.com/ycoqomyj

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (rpbg1)

385 So, in looking up the story "Deathbird," I see there is a comic character of the same name.

https://tinyurl.com/y8thsbel

Any resemblance to Her Imperial Malevolence is strictly coincidental.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (2JVJo)

386 I wonder how long Adam and Eve enjoyed the sanctuary of the Garden before they fucked it up.

a day?
a month?
a year?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (d7Ww2)

387 >> Are you asking for a friend?

For myself and all my friends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (rCwaK)

388 I really want to comment. But probably the last thing left in this world I fear is God.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (epasQ)

389 Man-scrapping. With oyster shells?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (u82oZ)

390 Brian Stelter@brianstelter
"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
As always, the Bee delivers - this time, more than a year ahead of the curve:
https://tinyurl.com/y43b7mzg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (hYcqw)

391 RIP Don Shula......

Posted by: The Gunslinger at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (jjaLl)

392 "In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day

Why would there need to be when they're all on the same team.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (SAK2A)

393 Bite me, dagny!
( * ) ( * )

Posted by: zombie rembrandt at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (TQ/zJ)

394 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Back online after severe thunderstorms and hail rolled through.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (u82oZ)

395 I think that was more a myth due to things like the East German "women's" olympic team. They may be biological females, but they were so pumped up with testosterone they were men.


Many were. But check out Susen Tiedke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (gd9RK)

396 Guessing the key metric for saying something nude is art is the ease with which it is made.

statue = art

painting =art

photo = porn

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:04 AM (HALdu)

397 380 Most Europeans have some Neanderthal DNA IIRC....but presumably that comes after the garden?


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:00 AM (WdocV)

Have read up to 6% in some cases. The interbreeding with Cro- Magnon types seems to be extensive in Europe especially. The Neanderthals go back over 100,000 years easily. " Modern Man" goes back around that far also, so a lot of time to interact.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:04 AM (bCLt0)

398 I always thought it quite amusing that the first sin in the world immediately brings out the oldest excuse in the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:04 AM (q3gwH)

399
Yes, the Space Hippies! Do you reach it, brother?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (dfRN6)

*points*

Herbert!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (EZebt)

400 Ms. Colbert certainly looks scrumptious all dressed up as ruler of Egypt.

To showcase the range of Rolf's ability, here is a bit of portraiture

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9lkp72

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (c6gLH)

401 Have read up to 6% in some cases. The interbreeding with Cro- Magnon types seems to be extensive in Europe especially. The Neanderthals go back over 100,000 years easily. " Modern Man" goes back around that far also, so a lot of time to interact.

--

I've heard Jean Auel has done extensive writing on that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (2BgZB)

402 >>Susen Tiedke

My, my. Image search knows what I like. Lots of rear view shots.

I'm elevated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (rCwaK)

403 what does "maja" the word derive from?

interwebs just says " belle of the lower classes'

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (G546f)

404 404 >>Susen Tiedke

My, my. Image search knows what I like. Lots of rear view shots.

I'm elevated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

word

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (zDwuO)

405 Many were. But check out Susen Tiedke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (gd9RK)


Well played, Bander.

https://tinyurl.com/ya9y37r7

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (9CkBG)

406 strategically placed!

Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (Ot4ka)

407 403

I've heard Jean Auel has done extensive writing on that.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (2BgZB)

Heh. And a few others too.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (bCLt0)

408 I wonder how long Adam and Eve enjoyed the sanctuary of the Garden before they fucked it up.

a day?
a month?
a year?
Posted by: nurse ratched

It was like Groundhog Day. Every day in "paradise" was like the day before.

Boooooorrrring.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (vcOmj)

409 Tom Servo

You seem remarkably informed about Neanderthal's enormous Schwannstucker.

Just saying,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (u82oZ)

410 Many were. But check out Susen Tiedke.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:03 AM (gd9RK)
++++++++++++
She doesn't seem to mind ride-up, does she?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (hYcqw)

411 I wonder how long Adam and Eve enjoyed the sanctuary of the Garden before they fucked it up.

a day?
a month?
a year?

------------

I'm going to guess about 6 minutes.

Before Eve, Adam probably enjoyed the solitude.

Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (sX1BW)

412 I always thought the human / neanderthal breeding thing was just the nice way of saying northern europeans / slavs.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (HALdu)

413 The East German's Women's Olympic swim team were cubed shaped.

A team of Coach Ballbrickers, only stouter and squattier.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (5v5Zx)

414 It was like Groundhog Day. Every day in "paradise" was like the day before.

Boooooorrrring.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society

thats what happens when you fuck the same woman everyday

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (zDwuO)

415 It was like Groundhog Day. Every day in "paradise" was like the day before.

Boooooorrrring.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 04, 2020 11:06 AM (vcOmj)
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There were all those animals and plants to name. That's gonna take awhile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (4o2K3)

416 Whoa! Looks like the 100-comment rule was pretty much respected.

Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (Ot4ka)

417 IIRC Deathbird was Wolverine's Japanese girlfriend. When he left her in a lurch well she went a bit off her rocker and got serious upgrades to become Deathbird.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (c6gLH)

418 413 I always thought the human / neanderthal breeding thing was just the nice way of saying northern europeans / slavs.
Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (HALdu)

Lol. Funny!!

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (bCLt0)

419 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (dLLD6)

420 416 Whoa! Looks like the 100-comment rule was pretty much respected.
Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 11:07 AM (Ot4ka)

Well, there is always tomorrow!!

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (bCLt0)

421 401
Yes, the Space Hippies! Do you reach it, brother?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 04, 2020 10:36 AM (dfRN6)

*points*

Herbert!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2020 11:05 AM (EZebt)

Eden, man.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (CLteG)

422 @395

Day 1 of a hypothetical Biden administration...


MSM Apparatchick: Could you tell us what most enchanted you about your time working for the greatest President to ever wear Mom Jean?


Biden: It wasn't a no account pony show, I bet I could do more push ups than you man...

* Takes off shirt, proceeds to do push ups, badly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (NkeJ4)

423 Whoa! Looks like the 100-comment rule was pretty much respected.
Posted by: m


It's social comment distancing.
Do you have your mask on while commenting?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (vcOmj)

424 Bozo Conservative....menace to society

And yet, the memory will be golden. Like a really good honeymoon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (u82oZ)

425 Wiki says "maja" is the feminine form of "majo," a low class Spaniard of the 18th and 19th centuries.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (2JVJo)

426 The Neanderthals had an enormous Schwannstucker, you know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:01 AM (q3gwH)

And a few percent of European men still carry the Neanderthal gene.

They are easy to pick out in a locker room.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (CqE5x)

427 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?

------------

I give Ace a week.

Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (sX1BW)

428 "389 I wonder how long Adam and Eve enjoyed the sanctuary of the Garden before they fucked it up"

God declared that all was good on the seventh day. Satan wastes little time in trying to corrupt God's will. Eve also had not borne any children before the fall. So I would say, based partially on some old Aramaic readings and other interpretations, not very long.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (epasQ)

429 It's social comment distancing.
Do you have your mask on while commenting?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (vcOmj)


Yes, but pants are another matter.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (eA950)

430 It was like Groundhog Day. Every day in "paradise" was like the day before.

Boooooorrrring.

Just like the gangster's seeming-Heaven actually being Hell in the Twilight Zone -- winning all the games of chance every time; every babe at his beckon call etc.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (TQ/zJ)

431 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?

--

Hey, let's respect their private lives.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (2BgZB)

432 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (dLLD6)
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Only if they do it in public and frighten the horses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (4o2K3)

433 Maja was the sister to Mercedes Jellick. Daimler even named a car after Maja. but it was never as successful a brand as Mercedes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (c6gLH)

434 We did some of that 23 and me dna testing, and wife scored very high on Neanderthal genes, 99th percentile. Wanna know why? She's almost full Welsh. Friggin' Welsh, it's always something.

And now I've had visions of Neanderthal groups roaming around the landscape of Ice Age Europe, terrifying cro-magnon settlements with their fierce close harmony singing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (q3gwH)

435 Fuck me like an animal.

Posted by: Eve at May 04, 2020 11:09 AM (CLteG)

436 426 I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT CLUTCHING MY COCK SHAPED PILLOW.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (Pzzpr)

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2020 11:10 AM (zDwuO)

437 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May




maybe start with branding?

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:10 AM (HALdu)

438 Have read up to 6% in some cases. The interbreeding with Cro- Magnon types seems to be extensive in Europe especially. The Neanderthals go back over 100,000 years easily. " Modern Man" goes back around that far also, so a lot of time to interact.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:04 AM (bCLt0)

Back then, when they "played for the other team", they meant it literally.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2020 11:10 AM (CqE5x)

439 388 I really want to comment. But probably the last thing left in this world I fear is God.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (epasQ)


Proverbs says that fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, so it looks like you're on the right track.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 04, 2020 11:10 AM (eA950)

440 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Name & shame.
24 hour ban for repeat offenders.
Permanent for egregious offenders.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (At/8G)

441 434
And now I've had visions of Neanderthal groups roaming around the
landscape of Ice Age Europe, terrifying cro-magnon settlements with
their fierce close harmony singing.


could be worse. could be morris dancing.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (kf5Ci)

442 Have we used 'penguin' yet, dear??

Okay. I guess I'll go with 'elephant' instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (TQ/zJ)

443 Yeah, MUCK definitely got into the "good" 'shrooms.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (4o2K3)

444 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (dLLD6)

Since the only users adversely affected by the margin-blowing are those using the wrong tool for the job (a smartphone) to view this site, I'd say no.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (LZcDP)

445 Neanderthal clogging

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (c6gLH)

446 438 Have read up to 6% in some cases. The interbreeding with Cro- Magnon types seems to be extensive in Europe especially. The Neanderthals go back over 100,000 years easily. " Modern Man" goes back around that far also, so a lot of time to interact.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:04 AM (bCLt0)


I wonder if Cro-Magnon University had a Department of Neanderthal Studies?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (eA950)

447 427 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?
Any thoughts?
------------
I give Ace a week.
Posted by: SH at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (sX1BW)

I volunteer as a test subject. My mouth is a glory hole.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (CLteG)

448 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (arJlL)

449 Eve looks like a certain climate change expert.

Posted by: Eskimo at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (ZYNmu)

450 Why WOULD Biden have to criticize the media?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (CqE5x)

451 We did some of that 23 and me dna testing, and wife scored very high on Neanderthal genes, 99th percentile. Wanna know why? She's almost full Welsh. Friggin' Welsh, it's always something.


Couldn't be the Welsh.

"Neanderthal" has too many vowels.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (At/8G)

452 Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted?
#twoweeks

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (TQ/zJ)

453 Likewise, Cochran. That's the definitive picture.

You can tell by the emphasis on "LAC Erdgas Chemnitz", LAC being Leichtathletik Club and Erdgas Chemnitz the state owned natural gas company. It's really about the virtues of socialism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (gd9RK)

454 Biden is an incompetent sexual abuser. He's been wrong on every major foreign policy issue since he's been in office. That's demonstrably true.

They haven't even gotten to those commercials yet.

I don't know how any serious person could even say they would vote for a man who can't put his own socks on.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (epasQ)

455 Have read up to 6% in some cases. The interbreeding with Cro- Magnon types seems to be extensive in Europe especially. The Neanderthals go back over 100,000 years easily. " Modern Man" goes back around that far also, so a lot of time to interact.
Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020


*
*

Neanderthals were not the slope-browed "cavemen" they were once depicted as, but they were more heavily built than the average Cro-Magnon. I wonder if CM raiding parties took many of their females, or if it was the Neanders who swooped in to score some CM girls.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (rpbg1)

456 Sorry to hear that. Shula was my Dad's favorite coach. Never understood why my Dad liked the Dolphins until he told me he liked Shula. Shula was directly descend from Paul Browns coaching staff.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 04, 2020 10:20 AM (QKjMn)


The Paul Brown coaching tree was huge: Shula, Woody Hayes, Bo Schembechler, Lou Holtz, Bill Walsh (whom he drove away from the Bengals), Weeb Ewbank, Blanton Collier and others I can't think of. Sports Illustrated once had a photo of a reunion (PB typically didn't show up) and it was very large.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (y7DUB)

457 446

I wonder if Cro-Magnon University had a Department of Neanderthal Studies?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (eA950)

Lol! Prolly. And all the Homo Erectus students were all pissy about being Underrepresented.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:14 AM (bCLt0)

458 Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted ?
Posted by: JT


If a link doesn't start with .bitly or .tinyurl, it'll blow the margins.

If it has about 26 unbroken characters like bwahahahahahahaha, it'll blow the margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (At/8G)

459 450 Why WOULD Biden have to criticize the media?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (CqE5x)

=========

Dry blow jobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

460 Vote for Joe Biden. He will treat the media much better.

Said nobody ever.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (epasQ)

461 Here is Cecilia Bartoli as Cleopatra in the opera Giulio Cesare in Eggito:

https://tinyurl.com/ycr6yp2n

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

462 Pro tip: Neanders are hung like donkeys

Posted by: Venus of Astarte at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (CLteG)

463 452 Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted?
#twoweeks
Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (TQ/zJ)

=========

We'll get smart quote support first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

464
Dry blow jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May



he hates giving those

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (HALdu)

465 Can't be adam and eve, they got bellybuttons...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (+NdM9)

466 She's almost full Welsh. Friggin' Welsh, it's always something.


***
The Welsh are mostly the pre-Roman British + the Roman British, IIRC - they fled the invading Germans into Wales. So perhaps the pre-Roman British had more Neanderthal to begin with?


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (WdocV)

467 Neanderthals were not the slope-browed "cavemen" they were once depicted as, but they were more heavily built than the average Cro-Magnon. I wonder if CM raiding parties took many of their females, or if it was the Neanders who swooped in to score some CM girls.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Possibly just a couple of big frat parties.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (At/8G)

468 Eve looks a little clean shaved if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (JUOKG)

469 That Homo Erectus fellow sounds fascinating.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (CLteG)

470 462 Pro tip: Neanders are hung like donkeys
Posted by: Venus of Astarte at May 04, 2020 11:15 AM (CLteG)


Better stay away from them, they'll rip your arms off Jim

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (bCLt0)

471
Don't forget about us, haters!

Posted by: Homo floresiensis at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (rCwaK)

472 Here is Cecilia Bartoli as Cleopatra in the opera Giulio Cesare in Eggito:
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Cleo was Da Bomb?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (4o2K3)

473 A shame about Coach Shula.

I became a 'Fins fan as a small boy in the early 70's. I even bought a book called "Griese/Csonka: The Miami Dolphins' One-Two Punch."

Followed them closely up until Marino retired, then lost interest in pro football.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (dfRN6)

474 We Neanderthals aren't into clogging. We're into oompah bands and polkas.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

475 BTW, Russian doctor and nurses critical in the media of the lack of PPE gear in Putin's Russia have been "accidentally" falling out of windows for some strange reason. I guess their medical degrees were from Prague.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (TQ/zJ)

476 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

dude

Posted by: The Margins at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (G546f)

477 453 Likewise, Cochran. That's the definitive picture.

You can tell by the emphasis on "LAC Erdgas Chemnitz", LAC being Leichtathletik Club and Erdgas Chemnitz the state owned natural gas company. It's really about the virtues of socialism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2020 11:13 AM (gd9RK)



For the first time in my life...second look at socialism. But "virtues" isn't on my mind.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (9CkBG)

478 Someone set us up the bomb there...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (c6gLH)

479 Neanderthals were not the slope-browed "cavemen" they were once depicted as, but they were more heavily built than the average Cro-Magnon. I wonder if CM raiding parties took many of their females, or if it was the Neanders who swooped in to score some CM girls.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020


*
*

Those Cro-Mag chicks are hot, man. And pretty easy too, once you get 'em by the hair.

Posted by: Average Neanderthal Guy at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)

480 The Norman Invasion was a boon to the English

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:17 AM (HALdu)

481 This question of art vs. pron is really not about the work itself. It's not even about the individual's subjective standard.

It's really about a society's stance on how these things get decided. We could have a 50% plus 1 standard... i.e. the democratic standard, if a simple majority think something is pron or art. Then based on that result, it's either allowed in the public square or it's not.

Or there's a standard of overwhelming consensus, so some piece of work would really have to be out there to be accepted or banned, depending on which side of that equation you want to deem more important... i.e. liberty vs. safety.

Or we could start with the assumption that if just one person defines it as pron, then society must act to protect the MOST offended among us, which is just a more extreme version of liberty vs. safety.

Finally, you could have a society that decides it's not society's right to decide, and just leaves people to decide for themselves, which is the extreme liberty ideal.

The real question then, and this becomes uncomfortable... if society can decide this stuff at all, and if democracy is about deciding where the line is, is democracy REALLY compatible with liberty?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (hku12)

482 A historical Cleopatra should be very Greek....and very topless. It is hot in Egypt!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (WdocV)

483 471
Don't forget about us, haters!
Posted by: Homo floresiensis at May 04, 2020 11:16 AM (rCwaK)


Awwwww!! ( Pats them on head).

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (bCLt0)

484 48 The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (At/8G)


Two bites.
There's a huge theological fantasy conversation about what the world might have been if Adam had not also eaten of the fruit.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (17+9D)

485 482 A historical Cleopatra should be very Greek....and very topless. It is hot in Egypt!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (WdocV)

===========

But you're racist if you don't cast her with a black woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

486 If a link doesn't start with .bitly or .tinyurl, it'll blow the margins.

If it has about 26 unbroken characters like bwahahahahahahaha, it'll blow the margins.

Posted by: rickb223

Thanks

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (arJlL)

487 Since the only users adversely affected by the
margin-blowing are those using the wrong tool for the job (a smartphone)
to view this site, I'd say no.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 11:11 AM (LZcDP)

I am sure that Ace appreciates your attitude. Let's just ignore many readers...that won't affect his income at all!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (dLLD6)

488 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

dude
Posted by: The Margins

Can I be of any assistance?

Posted by: The Barrel at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (G546f)

489 484 48 The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.

Then everything crashed.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 09:57 AM (At/8G)

Two bites.
There's a huge theological fantasy conversation about what the world might have been if Adam had not also eaten of the fruit.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (17+9D)

He loses another rib?

Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 11:19 AM (Zm+LZ)

490 Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (arJlL)

Use tinyurl and it isn't an issue.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:19 AM (dLLD6)

491 >> is democracy REALLY compatible with liberty?

No.

Two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. Congress shall make no law...

Democracy can make for the worst tyranny ever.

Posted by: Homo floresiensis at May 04, 2020 11:19 AM (rCwaK)

492 I am sure that Ace appreciates your attitude. Let's just ignore many readers...that won't affect his income at all!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (dLLD6)



Things on this blog negatively affecting Ace's income is a whole post in and of itself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 11:20 AM (9CkBG)

493 It's "Running Late" Monday!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:20 AM (At/8G)

494
Things on this blog negatively affecting Ace's income is a whole post in and of itself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at May



then you have to think about how they do so in the long run and short run.

Posted by: not so at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (HALdu)

495 Hopefully, Ace has a Day Job.

Posted by: tubal at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (bCLt0)

496 Things on this blog negatively affecting Ace's income is a whole post in and of itself.

Like carrots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (c6gLH)

497

It was Woodrow Wilson and the Progs of that era that started ranting about democracy. The Framers were not fond of democracy. We are a constiutional republic, not a damned democracy.

Posted by: Homo floresiensis at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (rCwaK)

498 if society can decide this stuff at all, and if democracy is about
deciding where the line is, is democracy REALLY compatible with liberty?

***

We actually used to know how to do this.


Have art that some people think is porn? Put it in a different room in your museum, put up a disclaimer, and let adults decide what they want to do.


In modern America though we've twisted it. If the elite think something is bad they try to make it impossible for anyone to see/read/watch it. Because it is for our own good.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (WdocV)

499 Is there some way to check if a post will blow the margins before it is posted ?

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 11:12 AM (arJlL)

Use tinyurl and it isn't an issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Ok. Thank you as well.

Posted by: JT at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)

500 493 It's "Running Late" Monday!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:20 AM (At/8G)

=========

We need a way too early day where the monkey is up by 8:30 and Ace is posting by 9:45.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (LvTSG)

501 A historical Cleopatra should be very Greek....and very topless. It is hot in Egypt!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (WdocV)

===========

But you're racist if you don't cast her with a black woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020


*
*

Damn annoying. North Africa was more an extension of Europe and not heavily black, if at all; and even if Egypt had been majority black, Cleopatra was a descendant of Macedonian Greeks. Grrrr.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (rpbg1)

502 Like carrots?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (c6gLH)


*ties lit m80 to your tail*

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (9CkBG)

503 500 493 It's "Running Late" Monday!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:20 AM (At/8G)

=========

We need a way too early day where the monkey is up by 8:30 and Ace is posting by 9:45.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (LvTSG)

Some of us will show up and be confused as to why we're posting about Gropey Biden or some other such.

Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 11:22 AM (Zm+LZ)

504 An arm and a leg sounds pretty steep, Lord. What can I get for a rib?

Adam with Just The Punchline.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2020 11:22 AM (5v5Zx)

505 503 500 493 It's "Running Late" Monday!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:20 AM (At/8G)

=========

We need a way too early day where the monkey is up by 8:30 and Ace is posting by 9:45.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (LvTSG)

Some of us will show up and be confused as to why we're posting about Gropey Biden or some other such.
Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 11:22 AM (Zm+LZ)

============

"This picture of Biden includes trees. It is art."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

506 Almost certainly the Welsh were the remnants of the oldest populations, including the pre-celtic peoples. They would have included some of those called the "picts" by the Romans, and who they distinguished from the other, more Celtic, Britons. The picts remained a distinct group until almost the 10th century, when the last of them finally blended in with the Scots.

That alone suggests that they were rather ill tempered.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (q3gwH)

507 But you're racist if you don't cast her with a black woman.
***

This one always amazed me. There are actual Egyptian people in the world right now. And they aren't black. They aren't Greek either (why hello Muslim invaders!) but if you are going to be lazy and get it wrong at least get it wrong by looking at the modern population.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (WdocV)

508 501 A historical Cleopatra should be very Greek....and very topless. It is hot in Egypt!


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (WdocV)

===========

But you're racist if you don't cast her with a black woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 04, 2020

*
*

Damn annoying. North Africa was more an extension of Europe and not heavily black, if at all; and even if Egypt had been majority black, Cleopatra was a descendant of Macedonian Greeks. Grrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 11:21 AM (rpbg1)

Cleopetra was Greek yes. Nubia, aka Egypt South, was filled with black people. Moses was said to be married to one of the Cushites, which are from that region.

Posted by: Someguy at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (Zm+LZ)

509 Nood 'rilla.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (4o2K3)

510 Nyaoooowww!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (c6gLH)

511 "In modern America though we've twisted it. If the elite think something is bad they try to make it impossible for anyone to see/read/watch it. Because it is for our own good."

Everything not forbidden, is now mandatory.

Posted by: Chris M at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (eAZVt)

512 is democracy REALLY compatible with liberty?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (hku12)


Democracy has never been fully compatible with liberty. This was known since the ancient Greeks. Hence the reason that the founding fathers didn't make us a pure democracy, but instead focused on representative governance with an emphasis on decisions at the lowest levels.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 04, 2020 11:23 AM (SgjGX)

513 An arm and a leg sounds pretty steep, Lord. What can I get for a rib?

Adam with Just The Punchline.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Eve came from a rib. A cheaper cut.
-Archie Bunker

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2020 11:24 AM (At/8G)

514 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 04, 2020 11:24 AM (rpbg1)

515 Cleopatra was a descendant of Macedonian Greeks.
***

Yes - and because they were nobility and the Greeks/Egyptians liked to write about their nobility we even know her family tree pretty well. Of course the Greek rulers of Egypt did adopt the Egyptian custom of marrying close relatives which makes this even easier....if worse for the genetics of Ptolmey's family....


Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2020 11:25 AM (WdocV)

516 Two bites.
There's a huge theological fantasy conversation about what the world might have been if Adam had not also eaten of the fruit.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (17+9D)


This too, is a question of liberty vs. safety.

Adam, the ignorant but happy, could have remained subject to God's oversight on all matters... or he could pursue knowledge, and thus decision making capacity.

Eden was the perfect dictatorship, with the most perfect benevolent dictator.

But as soon as God appoints someone else to take over the management and care of his docile creatures, the benevolence gives way. We've been having that fight ever since.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 11:27 AM (hku12)

517 I think everyone is over-reacting to blowing the margins. There is nothing wrong with doing that once in a while!

Posted by: The Margins at May 04, 2020 11:27 AM (jjaLl)

518 Oh well, liberty vs. safety discussion... to be continued.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 04, 2020 11:29 AM (hku12)

519 I am sure that Ace appreciates your attitude. Let's just ignore many readers...that won't affect his income at all!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:18 AM (dLLD6)

Well, at least I hit the tip jar periodically. Do smartphone users get all the annoying ads?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2020 11:29 AM (LZcDP)

520 19 How about if we start banning people who blow the margins?

Any thoughts?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2020 11:08 AM (dLLD6)


No. And I do get annoyed by it. Most of the time people aren't doing it intentionally. Browsers can also have an effect on it. I've had margins blown on my PC and it was perfectly fine on my phone.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2020 11:35 AM (7FO5t)

521 390 Brian Stelter@brianstelter
"In a Biden White House, there will be no bullying of the media from the press room podium or by tweet," @JoeBiden said in a statement marking World Press Freedom Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2020 10:56 AM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
As always, the Bee delivers - this time, more than a year ahead of the curve:
https://tinyurl.com/y43b7mzg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 04, 2020 11:02 AM (hYcqw)

heh

Posted by: m at May 04, 2020 12:16 PM (Ot4ka)

522 ADAM and EVE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 04, 2020 04:20 PM (FLiOE)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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