lol: Nearly One Quarter of Bernie Sanders Supporters Will Not Vote for Sneakyfingers Biden in Election

In a previous poll, 11% said they'd vote third party, or for Trump, or not vote at all.

Or are undecided. Which isn't great for Biden.

And now that's doubled to 22%. From USAToday:

WASHINGTON -- Bernie Sanders may have endorsed Joe Biden, but almost a quarter of the Vermont senator's supporters aren't jumping on board just yet, according to a new poll.
Nearly 1 in 4 Sanders supporters (22%) said they would vote for a third party candidate, vote for President Donald Trump, not vote in November or were undecided about who to vote for, according to a USA TODAY/Suffolk Poll. When broken down, 2% said they would vote for Trump, 8% said they would vote for a third party candidate, 2% said they would skip voting and 8% are still undecided.

Meanwhile, the Trump campaign has dropped a bomb on the Democrats and Sneakyfingers Biden.

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Catman at May 01, 2020 07:26 PM (4HMlb)

2

Finger lickin' good!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:26 PM (vyRZR)

3 lol: Nearly One Quarter of Bernie Sanders Supporters Will Not Vote for Sneakyfingers Biden in Election

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NO ONE will vote for him, because he won't BE in the election.

Posted by: RKae (we're living in a skit; this damned ting is a hoax) at May 01, 2020 07:26 PM (Y6EGw)

4 That's a shocker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

5 Finger lickin' good!

Posted by: Catman at May 01, 2020 07:27 PM (4HMlb)

6
You're pulling my... finger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2020 07:27 PM (s2VJv)

7 Please, please please, may Hillary run as Biden's VP.

No idea why, I just think their loss would be highly entertaining.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:27 PM (WEBkv)

8 Wow sooth great minds and all that..

Posted by: Catman at May 01, 2020 07:27 PM (4HMlb)

9 And now that's doubled to 11%.

Ace-I think that's supposed to be 22%.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

10 Top 10 after reading the content?

What strange AoS universe is this?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (WEBkv)

11 Well I'm still voting for him h8er!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano's Taters at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (BRpqW)

12 It's gonna be Hillary.

The interview with her where he fell asleep the other day: that's the signal.

Posted by: RKae (we're living in a skit; this damned thing is a hoax) at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (Y6EGw)

13
Finger lickin' good!

Posted by: Catman

That's disgusting. This is a family blog.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:29 PM (vyRZR)

14 Nood signal sent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:29 PM (WEBkv)

15 Part of me thinks this is one big fucking trap. And they all ran into the cage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 01, 2020 07:29 PM (2OaFr)

16 Oh, snap!

That ad's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 01, 2020 07:29 PM (rBtIz)

17 You'll have to write him in if you want to vote for Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (pbStR)

18 Have they taken up snake-handling yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (X22L5)

19 Nearly One Quarter of Bernie Sanders Supporters Will Not Vote for Sneakyfingers Biden in Election

But will they pour out of the Wonka Chocolate Factory in the dead of night on electric scooters is what I want to know ...

I'm thinking other people want to know that too.

Posted by: Adriane the Tottsie Critic ... at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (LPnfS)

20 9 And now that's doubled to 11%.

Ace-I think that's supposed to be 22%.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

1, 2, FIVE!

Posted by: King ace of the Round Table at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (A5zUN)

21 Top 10 after reading the content?

What strange AoS universe is this?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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Haven't you heard? There's barely anyone left on the planet! 90% of the human race has died from the plague!

...And it's Trumps fault!

OVERWHELMED!!! VENTILATORS!!!

Posted by: RKae (we're living in a skit; this damned thing is a hoax) at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (Y6EGw)

22 And think how many Bernie Bros won't vote for the Dem if Biden gets switched out for Hillary.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (fF8pV)

23 Video banned for being 'misleading'?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (1g7ch)

24 Look, fat- for a fourteen-year-old she had some nice ones!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (SwCv8)

25 18 Have they taken up snake-handling yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (X22L5)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (A5zUN)

26 16
Oh, snap!

That ad's gonna leave a mark.

A mark? You mean as in a German banknote, like a Reichsmark? You know who else used those?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

27 But the polls keep saying Joe is going to take the win

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (ZCEU2)

28 Let's not start orally gratifying each other just yet

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

29 LOL ouch.. that one's gonna hurt
LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

30 There was a presumption Blasey-Forde was telling the truth, unless she wasn't telling the truth.
What?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

31 The Bernie Bros are lying, it's what progs do best. They'll vote for whoever has a (D) after their name.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (l9m7l)

32 Seriously though it's going to be difficult to get Fingers out based on just the Tara Reade accusations. He's come this far and thinks he can probably skate by just like Billy Jeff. He's not just going to hand it over without a fight. Which means blood. And the more blood on the floor at the Democrat Convention the better.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (BRpqW)

33 That's disgusting. This is a family blog.

Posted by: Soothsayer

The Borgia family, maybe.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (T6t7i)

34
Willowed:
Today, on twitter, I learned that Tara Reade is completely unreliable because her story keeps changing. So, trauma informed testimony is longer a thing. And how does liberal twitter know that Mz Reade's story is changing, given the total media embargo of any tiniest bit of this story?

Posted by: Downcast

Heh. That's a new one.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (vyRZR)

35 25 18 Have they taken up snake-handling yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:30 PM (X22L5)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (A5zUN)

Did that in church once. The ladies fainted and the deacons threw me out on my ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

36 Ace-I think that's supposed to be 22%.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

You new here? The oldest rule of the blog is that there will be no math.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (fF8pV)

37
The Borgia family, maybe.

Posted by: pep

Or the Manson Family.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:33 PM (vyRZR)

38 geez, the video of Biden on the little girl is even creepier than the still photo.

Posted by: x at May 01, 2020 07:33 PM (nFwvY)

39 There was a presumption Blasey-Forde was telling the truth, unless she wasn't telling the truth.

What?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

Anybody got video of Upsqueak Ford diving into her piles of Soros dollars Scrooge McDuck style?

Posted by: Adriane the Retro Comic Book Critic ... at May 01, 2020 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

40 Bernie Bro's will come. And the cougars or pumas or whatever they were called.

Posted by: Another Dumb Comment at May 01, 2020 07:33 PM (qigVp)

41 I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that 1/4 of Bernie supporters are going to be too baked to make their way out of their mom's basement, much less navigate a polling place.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 01, 2020 07:33 PM (7Fj9P)

42 You'll have to write him in if you want to vote for Biden.
Posted by: t-bird
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Yeah, he's gonna be yanked. There's a committee off-stage, even as we speak, readying the hook. Or, maybe it's a gong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (cGzEU)

43 Nood signal sent.
Posted by: blake

Signal received.

Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (2VADA)

44 Ace pounced right on this story.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (NGm/n)

45 Is there a possibility Creepy Joe is guilty of pedophilia in addition to his standard rape and abuse?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

46 He's come this far and thinks he can probably skate by just like Billy Jeff.

Nope. There's a big difference. Billy Jeff skated by because the Dems thought he could win. Even the stupidest among them now knows Biden is a sure loser. He's toast.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

47 The Borgia family, maybe.

Posted by: pep

Or the Manson Family.
Posted by: Soothsayer

The Partridge Family!

...If we could all get those velvet suits with the lace ruffles at the collar.

Posted by: RKae at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (Y6EGw)

48 And is it to early.in the thread to.go OT and say I hate Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (fF8pV)

49 How do the Democrats get around Mr. Biden when he refuses to step aside? They can superdelegate his ass at the convention, but until then, as long as he stands firmly (or befuddledly) in the way, he is the presumptive nominee.

Posted by: Downcast at May 01, 2020 07:35 PM (xgpfE)

50 And now that's doubled to 11%.

Ace-I think that's supposed to be 22%.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

See if you can get two 10s for a 5

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 07:35 PM (TJfg+)

51 Today, on twitter, I learned that Tara Reade is completely unreliable because her story keeps changing.

ask them what her story is. make them write it out.

Posted by: x at May 01, 2020 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

52 Willowed:
198 " I miss ballpark franks." Mmmmmmm.... Hot dogs.

With mustard, relish and raw onion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 07:13 PM

Don't think Alabama had raw onion in their song but here you go. The Cheap Seats. Great song.

https://youtu.be/Qh3GU5K5Fvo

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 07:21

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at May 01, 2020 07:35 PM (Dhht7)

53 Bernie bots don't count the votes. Too many American citizens hope Satan is real, you know for fun and profit and the killing.

Posted by: zalea city at May 01, 2020 07:36 PM (WX+x0)

54 And is it to early.in the thread to.go OT and say I hate Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:34 PM (fF8pV)

Keep it on topic - Mittons gonna be the Democrat nominee. You know he wants it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

55

Love the ending of that video!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:36 PM (vyRZR)

56 See if you can get two 10s for a 5
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 07:35 PM (TJfg+)
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Two for one? I'm in!

Posted by: Joey Biden's fingers at May 01, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)

57 That poor young girl pulling away from Bad Touch Biden is one of the creepiest things since Ripley got sniffed by the xenomorph in Alien3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ehTXbep70k

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

58 Don't buy the poll results, really don't buy the ones being talked about earlier today.

Even before we're through the whole story, hard to see how, for example, MI and WI are becoming friendlier ground for a horribly bad Dem nominee, with the theatrical mistakes being made by their Dem governors. I don't think they were friendly territory even before.

But now? Both places either relent, probably soon with Trump chiding or pressure, or don't, and suffer the economic consequences and brand their fingerprints on the experience.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)

59 If Bribem promises the Berniebots a big May Day parade next with rocket launchers and shit they'll vote for him.

Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (XhWtx)

60 And here the house next door put up a Biden sign

I wonder what they'll change it to.

Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (vd8XM)

61 I'd like to point out that I have been saying for a couple of years that Biden will be the Dem candidate, and I'm never wrong.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

62
Biden and Hillz at Tanagra.

"Biden, his arms wide."

"And the Truth Fell".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

63 Nope. There's a big difference. Billy Jeff skated by because the Dems thought he could win. Even the stupidest among them now knows Biden is a sure loser. He's toast.

And Bill was a charmer with good intelligence and political instincts. I just hope Fingers hangs on as long as possible. I want those down ballots. I want it all.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 01, 2020 07:37 PM (BRpqW)

64 At least that's what I tell Mrs f'd.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2020 07:38 PM (Tnijr)

65
They need to add more examples of Joe groping on women in the left side box while everyone else is saying believe all women.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2020 07:38 PM (+0uDE)

66 This is turning into quite the election season, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:38 PM (WEBkv)

67 I, for one, will not be voting for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

68 The video is brutal. It will only get worse for him. It's feeding frenzy time. They won't let this go on.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (l6b3d)

69 66
This is turning into quite the election season, isn't it?

I can't wait for the subterranean lizard people to emerge.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

70 Put Hillary and Bernie inside Thunderdome to fight it out for the nom. "Two men enter, one man leaves."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (AFSld)

71 Big rally in California state capitol to protest closing the state and beaches.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (JKNZq)

72 67 I, for one, will not be voting for Donald Trump.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)

Write in for your husband?

Kind of a waste Toots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:39 PM (A5zUN)

73 I, for one, will not be voting for Donald Trump.
Posted by: Hillary!

Hopefully, you will be burning in hell with Teddy the swimmer.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 07:40 PM (nvc6v)

74 >>>I can't wait for the subterranean lizard people to emerge.

Hey, we're right here!

Posted by: MSNBC Viewers at May 01, 2020 07:40 PM (AFSld)

75
The meat shortage is real, because the hatred for Trump is real. Destroying markets is the next step that is necessary to do so. Bankrupt the farmers and ranchers, that will teach them to vote for Trump!

And those that hate him have no problem bringing down everything else of value to prove it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

76 Love that they even got in a clip of Biden gettin' gropy with Hillz. He'll grope ANYONE.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 07:40 PM (bDqIh)

77 the perennial 'October surprise' is gonna be a hoot

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)

78 Hey man, where's my tapioca dessert?

youtu.be/qOrQTh_Cq7U?t=56

Posted by: Uncle Hand Jive Joe at May 01, 2020 07:41 PM (95j/9)

79 >>>The video is brutal. It will only get worse for him. It's feeding frenzy time. They won't let this go on.

Wait until the rallies start back up. It'll be all fingers, all the time. Biden will be constantly attacked.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:41 PM (AFSld)

80 The next Repub can't be as polite as Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 07:42 PM (uEbPt)

81 Keep it on topic - Mittons gonna be the Democrat nominee. You know he wants it.

Mitt would probably suck an AIDS infected dick to bexone President.

Which does have some potential upside......

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:42 PM (fF8pV)

82 " And the more blood on the floor at the Democrat Convention the better.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM (BRpqW)"

Seconded !

And the bernie bros promised to burn milwaukee, too and i am looking forward to that - it'll make the vote fraud harder if 2/3 of the city is smoking ruins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 01, 2020 07:42 PM (cqteU)

83 >>>Bankrupt the farmers and ranchers, that will teach them to vote for Trump!

Even then, that won't work. Fence sitters will blame the Dems for this in perpetuity.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (AFSld)

84 the perennial 'October surprise' is gonna be a hoot
Posted by: DB-
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You have no idea...

Posted by: The Otter at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (dP625)

85 Angry Angry Anarchists. Go get 'em!!

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (bCLt0)

86 "The next Repub can't be as polite as Trump"

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

87 Wait until the rallies start back up. It'll be all fingers, all the time. Biden will be constantly attacked.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

That would be just AWESOME! Everyone with one of those foam fingers from a football game.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

88 >>>And the bernie bros promised to burn Milwaukee

How would anyone know? Boom, there's a bumper!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (AFSld)

89 77 the perennial 'October surprise' is gonna be a hoot
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)

shhh!

Posted by: Otters Local 36 at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

90 The government doesn't start releasing ufo footage out of the blue for no reason you know, something is coming.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (N8G3E)

91 >>>That would be just AWESOME! Everyone with one of those foam fingers from a football game.

Give them out at the door! LOLOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (AFSld)

92
You have no idea...
Posted by: The Otter

The Otters of October

Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (vd8XM)

93 Dobbs is now going off on Chris Dodd, too funny.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (nvc6v)

94 Between Hillary having seizures and face plants and Joe being Joe, the media would have a lot to ignore in a Biden/Clinton campaign.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

95 The Catholic Archdiocese of
Milwaukee plans to begin holding Mass in churches starting May 31st.

Good. Box him in. Make him go on record of closing down the Catholics.

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Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (lwiT4)

96 77 the perennial 'October surprise' is gonna be a hoot
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:41 PM (iTXRQ)

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Cell phone video of Joe swimming in his pool.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2020 07:44 PM (+0uDE)

97 Grammie, we barely knew ye.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

98 The DNC plays CalvenBall as well as any organization, the rules are what they say they are.

PS fixed my plumbing leak, took 2 trys, first just the elbow but that wasn't it, it was a 4 inch straight line under so replaced the elbow above and below. Tree chainsawing tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)

99 28 Let's not start orally gratifying each other just yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:31 PM (iTXRQ)

I'm gonna enjoy the whole year. Trump wins baby. They have nothing.

Posted by: ... at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (uEbPt)

100 Grammie!

Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (vd8XM)

101 The barrel... it is real.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (AFSld)

102 Pulled up u tube: joe biden/ sessions/ grandchild and the vid has Sessions swating Biden away before he can fondle a very young child but it is preceded by Joey fondling a sister 'bout 15. His hands are on her backside and the poor girl's body language and facial expression tells you what joey is doing.

Posted by: zalea city at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (WX+x0)

103 Oh for the love of pete. Will I never learn? I'm going, I'm going.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (lwiT4)

104 From the last thread, thank you, Missourians, for the warm welcome!! I promise I am not bringing any Progressive Virus here!!

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (bCLt0)

105 bye grammie.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

106 Set up a fund me for grammie in the barrel!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

107 Grammie, use the flame thrower before descending into the barrel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

108 I move that Grammie gets a pass

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)

109 * Throws grammie a full body condom *

Posted by: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Tnijr)

110

PragerU now has a channel on Roku

tinyurl.com/y8qymd4m

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (aKsyK)

111 Gee that was a bad one. I'll go quarantine myself. Pull me out in June.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (lwiT4)

112 >>>Oh for the love of pete. Will I never learn? I'm going, I'm going.

"When you finally lose all hope, you will have my permission to go into the barrel."

Posted by: Ace Of Bane at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (AFSld)

113 This " grammie" person

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (bCLt0)

114 "Don't think Alabama had raw onion in their song but here you go. The Cheap Seats. Great song. "

Thanks!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (zRJXx)

115
The end of the video is hitlery and biden just sitting there, in silence, because they have nothing to say for themselves!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (vyRZR)

116 Grammie embarrelled. Makes me sad.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

117 At least The Barrel still has church service

Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (vd8XM)

118
Wait until the rallies start back up. It'll be all fingers, all the time. Biden will be constantly attacked.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

That would be just AWESOME! Everyone with one of those foam fingers from a football game.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

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The Biden Shocker!

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (+0uDE)

119 I move that Grammie gets a pass

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:45 PM (iTXRQ)

LOL - I think I used that pass two weeks ago. No, afraid I'm a goner.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

120 Oh boy, CA protest:

https://tinyurl.com/ybsjom7h

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (bDqIh)

121 Of course, the real question is: How many would vote for Hillary?

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (kOpft)

122 And the bernie bros promised to burn Milwaukee,
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 01, 2020 07:42 PM

The Bernie Bros couldn't even pull off a planned 'fart-in' at the Dem 2016 Convention to protest Hillz coronation. They're the incels of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

123 111 Gee that was a bad one. I'll go quarantine myself. Pull me out in June.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (lwiT4)

No, July 6, but I still may extend it.

Posted by: compliant junior Chinese Communist lackey Jay Insless at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

124 108
I move that Grammie gets a pass

Sorry, no can do. I didn't want to send her to the barrel, but I felt I owed it to her.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

125 >LOL - I think I used that pass two weeks ago. No, afraid I'm a goner.
Posted by: grammie winger

ok hon, don't touch anything in there

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)

126 119

LOL - I think I used that pass two weeks ago. No, afraid I'm a goner.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (lwiT4)

Can say a Baptist Barrel Prayer for you??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (bCLt0)

127 Some bondo shop deserves an Academy Award.

Trump - Biden debate will be LAF, if the turd dares.

Honestly, I don't think he will.

Trump has 4 years practice in front of a hostile media; Biden can't even handle a friendly talking face.

PS That ad is brutal. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (Z4rgH)

128 So everyone believes polls now?

OK, what's the topline number in this poll. Who's ahead and by how much, Biden or Trump?

Posted by: NewZooRevue at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (tP4Od)

129 >>> I didn't want to send her to the barrel, but I felt I owed it to her.

Thanks, Judge.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (AFSld)

130 Can say a Baptist Barrel Prayer for you??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (bCLt0)

As long as you don't dance to it.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (lwiT4)

131
I suspect all D governors and some Cuck governors will not allow big rallies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (vyRZR)

132 So the C D Fucking C just posted this on their website:

https://t.co/Z7eAxmNQ4A?amp=1

A little over 11K of the over 500K deaths to occur in the US since 2/1/2020 have been CoVid-19 alone.

Fuck this bullshit.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (Qio/u)

133 Oh for the love of pete. Will I never learn? I'm going, I'm going.

And there are no disinfect wipes either. Better drink some fish tank cleaner.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (fF8pV)

134 One thing I can't get over: there is now zero substitute for Trump. Johnson, McMuffin, even Romney- all failed, and desperately so. Unlike 2016, meanwhile, the left has an effective if silly advocate in AOC- who knows the Rats are driving her out. She has every reason to work towards their loss this year.

Posted by: trev006 at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (0HpOW)

135 130

As long as you don't dance to it.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (lwiT4)

Lol!! You funny girl!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (bCLt0)

136 Grammie before you go, 1 question.
You are on computer, tablet or phone?

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

137 I endorsed that guy? I know I was sorta forced to, but WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? It must've been the pot talking. Again.

Posted by: SCoaMF at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (HhXSr)

138 An emergency dispensation of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk Soup is on its way to you Grammie.

Stay strong. Be better.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)

139 Oh, grammie....

*readies DELTA team to extract grammie from the Barrel*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (830x5)

140 >>>One thing I can't get over: there is now zero substitute for Trump. Johnson, McMuffin, even Romney..

AMASH!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (AFSld)

141 The DNC may want to check with Bill Barr first to see if they've got any candidates they can run who won't be looking at jail time.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (jacU8)

142 131
I suspect all D governors and some Cuck governors will not allow big rallies.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:48 PM (vyRZR)

And I expect the 20,000 or more that line up have other plans.

And if they close the arenas, have it in a big open field.

D's have no problem at all stealing our civil rights. None at all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

143 Sorry, no can do. I didn't want to send her to the barrel, but I felt I owed it to her.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:51 PM (A5zUN)

144 >>>*readies DELTA team to extract grammie from the Barrel*

*mic activated* "Thirty seconds..."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:51 PM (AFSld)

145 142

And I expect the 20,000 or more that line up have other plans.

And if they close the arenas, have it in a big open field.

D's have no problem at all stealing our civil rights. None at all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

That troublesome 1st Amendment.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (bCLt0)

146 In memory of my late father, and since this is the one site I can quote this, I will cite the ditty he said every year on this date:

Hooray, Hooray, the First of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today.

RIP, Dad.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (ZbwAu)

147 You are on computer, tablet or phone?

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (ZCEU2)

I'm on computer. I copied and pasted from a news alert. In an email. Never copy and paste from an email

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (lwiT4)

148 Sorry, no can do. I didn't want to send her to the barrel, but I felt I owed it to her.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:51 PM (A5zUN)

For some reason I'm sure that's pronounced noice

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

149 >>>Hooray, Hooray, the First of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today.

A true Moron.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (AFSld)

150 Don Jr will make a Worthy Successor in 2024.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (cqteU)

151 AMASH!!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (AFSld)
--------------

All the personality of cold spoiled Cream of Wheat.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)

152 Gee that was a bad one. I'll go quarantine myself. Pull me out in June.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:46 PM (lwiT4)

It was really nice knowing you, grammie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (jnM20)

153
*mic activated* "Thirty seconds..."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

-------

*one click*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (830x5)

154 132 So the C D Fucking C just posted this on their website:

https://t.co/Z7eAxmNQ4A?amp=1

A little over 11K of the over 500K deaths to occur in the US since 2/1/2020 have been CoVid-19 alone.

Fuck this bullshit.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (Qio/u)

Remember, many of those deaths were people over 75 and had serious health issues like diabetes, heart problems, lung problems, and the like. Most Docs just say "covad".

So the real number is much, much lower.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

155 So the C D Fucking C just posted this on their website:

https://t.co/Z7eAxmNQ4A?amp=1

A little over 11K of the over 500K deaths to occur in the US since 2/1/2020 have been CoVid-19 alone.

Fuck this bullshit.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2020 07:49 PM (Qio/u)

Overall the fatality rate may have gone down vs previous years.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (1g7ch)

156 >>>Don Jr will make a Worthy Successor in 2024.

He would absolutely get my vote.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (AFSld)

157 151 AMASH!!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:50 PM (AFSld)
--------------

All the personality of cold spoiled Cream of Wheat.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)

So, second look at Dynasties??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (bCLt0)

158 >>>So, second look at Dynasties??

As long as their last name isn't Romney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:54 PM (AFSld)

159 Grammy been trying to poll what people are using just before they make that barrel reservation

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCEU2)

160 Overall the fatality rate may have gone down vs previous years.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (1g7ch)

Lot less car accidents, I would imagine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:54 PM (A5zUN)

161 Please, please don't destroy Biden too early. We have here a once in a lifetime fuck up running against PDT. He's an Liar, and Idiot who has now lost his mind, and he Rapes girls and Bad touches little girls. HOW MUCH BETTER DOES THIS GERT FOR US?

Who are we hoping to replace this Gemstone with? Gomer Pile? Gilligan? MR. T?

Dudes..........

Posted by: DOG at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (lMn1U)

162 I get the feeling that the DNC envisions that creepy Joe is like the special needs kid that a football team hands the ball off to the kid and he races to the end zone unaware the other team (GOPe) is faking the tackle attempts.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (JY8Ei)

163
Grammy been trying to poll what people are using just before they make that barrel reservation

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCEU2)

The time it happened to me before was from an email too. Did I remember? Of course not.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (lwiT4)

164 That troublesome 1st Amendment.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:52 PM (bCLt0)

We have already negated that, comrade, for unassailable reasons of pubic health!!

Oh wait, I meant public health

Posted by: Commissar J Bribem at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (jnM20)

165 The worst thing about the California protest are all the Karens on Facebook, screaming that they are all going to die and they are endangering lives. Are these people that dumb, that they think someone outside in the sunshine is going to come down with this? Will they shut up about it in two weeks, when there's no spike in illness?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (JKNZq)

166 Oh boy, CA protest:

https://tinyurl.com/ybsjom7h
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2020 07:47 PM (bDqIh)

They need to break out the crowd control that was used in soylent green. Guvner needs to teach the masses some respect.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (1g7ch)

167 "Grammy been trying to poll what people are using just before they make that barrel reservation
Posted by: Skip"

Pasting from an email got me one time too.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

168 I suspect all D governors and some Cuck governors will not allow big rallies.
---
I suspect the rallies will happen anyway.

The Constitution doesn't say anything about getting permission to assemble.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (kOpft)

169
So, second look at Dynasties??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (bCLt0)

I never got into those soap operas

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (cUUNR)

170 The Pubic Wars were a turning point for ancient Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (A5zUN)

171 >>>Oh boy, CA protest:

Do not screw with Cali surfer dudes, brah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (AFSld)

172 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (arJlL)

173 Apparently, bazookas are now a thing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/369639/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (zRJXx)

174 Do you have time to get a toothbrush before going into the barrel?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

175

Guy, if you're around, a reply for you near bottom of last thread.

Now I gotta figure out dinner,,, and fix it.

Posted by: TeeJ - slight change there but still me at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (MKLBv)

176 Lol.

That bonus coverage at the end is awesome!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (6SvfK)

177 https://youtu.be/WxAEnUCIY_g

This is UK figures and I like how he makes deaths the dark color, so you'll ignore the combination of recovered and released. Anyway, once again, most young people not at risk.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)

178 >>>Do you have time to get a toothbrush before going into the barrel?

No, you rarely have teeth by time you're paroled.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (AFSld)

179

Looking good in Huntington Beach, CA right now!

See those people protesting and ignoring the cops telling them to go away?

That is what AMERICANS look like!

https://tinyurl.com/ybsjom7h

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

180 Are these people that dumb, that they think someone
outside in the sunshine is going to come down with this?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 07:55 PM (JKNZq)

Honest to pete, we were visiting someone from our church this week, and their son said he didn't know when to wear a mask. He said, "Should I wear it outside planting the field? Is it just in the air?"

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

181 So, second look at Dynasties??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (bCLt0)

I never got into those soap operas
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (cUUNR)

Whatever happened to those? It was like a switch was flipped.

'Ok, you've had enough of that (and adventure shows), here is nothing but cop shows and sit coms.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (A5zUN)

182 I would not worry about destroying biden to early. Remember biden is actually the least objecttional of everyone out there. Chew on that for a minute.

Face it folks, biden IS their strongest candidate.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 07:59 PM (85Gof)

183 173 Apparently, bazookas are now a thing.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/369639/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (zRJXx)

Is it wrong I thought 'boobs', not sawed off bazookas?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (A5zUN)

184
Carry your pocket copy of the Bill of Rights with you, so when you get stopped by Blue State cops, you can show them your papers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

185 feel stupid yet? Dumbocrats

Posted by: Menack at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (buTO7)

186 We've gone back to the miasma theory. You could breathe it in anywhere. That's why the woods and beaches must be closed. It's simply not true. But people also believe there are stacks of dead bodies in NYC, being trucked to big morgues. None of them showed up in the hospitals of course.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (JKNZq)

187
182 I would not worry about destroying biden to early. Remember biden is actually the least objecttional of everyone out there. Chew on that for a minute.

Face it folks, biden IS their strongest candidate.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 07:59 PM (85Gof)

You're just trying to cheer us up now.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (bCLt0)

188 Confessional isn't going to save you from the Barrel, grammie, even if you were to convert!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (TQ/zJ)

189 "The Constitution doesn't say anything about getting permission to assemble."

Actually, I believe it does.

In a 'The Government shall not' sort of way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zRJXx)

190 Biden is their guy that beat out sixteen candidates

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (JKNZq)

191 I like that the ad doesn't use the melodramatic scary voice man.

Posted by: OCBill at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (Ij9pi)

192 I'm really not sure who they run, if not Joey Fingers.

Hilldawg can't win.

Bernie or the rest of the pack can't very well get it or the entire caucus process looks like a sham.

Cuomo is rounding up the Joos.

Who else they got? Moochelle?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 08:02 PM (6SvfK)

193 My state of refuge considers the Second Amendment as the license to own and carry firearms.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:02 PM (bCLt0)

194 Confessional isn't going to save you from the Barrel, grammie, even if you were to convert!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (TQ/zJ)

Pretty soon me and Rev might be starting a prison ministry. From the inside, if Pritzger keeps it up much longer.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

195 The Pubic Wars were a turning point for ancient Rome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM

The first recorded instance of carpet bombing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

196 Honest to pete, we were visiting someone from our church this week, and their son said he didn't know when to wear a mask. He said, "Should I wear it outside planting the field? Is it just in the air?"

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

For the first weeks my wife wouldn't even go out on the deck because she was afraid it could be airborne. She's better now but she was wrapped tight there for a bit.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2020 08:03 PM (JY8Ei)

197 Went and looked Teej. I wasn't referring to you. You're good people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 08:03 PM (r+sAi)

198 Do not screw with Cali surfer dudes, brah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 01, 2020 07:57 PM (AFSld)

Col. Kilgore: If I say it's safe to surf this beach. Then it's safe to surf this beach.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:03 PM (cUUNR)

199 They need to break out the crowd control that was used in soylent green.
Call for the scoops!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM (TQ/zJ)

200

Pretty soon me and Rev might be starting a prison ministry. From the inside, if Pritzger keeps it up much longer.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:02 PM (lwiT4)
-------
You could team up with bluebell!

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

201 Off topic.

Canada is about to ban all their AR style rifles.

https://tinyurl.com/ybell2n4

Link to Small Dead Animals. During the middle of a Pandemic, Trudeau and his Council are banning guns. They are not even asking Parliament to pass a gun ban.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM (+0uDE)

202 At least The Barrel still has church service

Posted by: Bruce

...............

But the pews need some attention badly.. pewwww!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM (CjFDo)

203 Overall the fatality rate may have gone down vs previous years.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 07:53 PM (1g7ch)

Lot less car accidents, I would imagine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 07:54 PM (A5zUN)

Accidents should be on order 170,000 / year.
Medical is by far the primary cause of death.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM (1g7ch)

204 Is it wrong I thought 'boobs', not sawed off bazookas?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM

If it is, do you want to be right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

205 192 I'm really not sure who they run, if not Joey Fingers.

Hilldawg can't win.

Bernie or the rest of the pack can't very well get it or the entire caucus process looks like a sham.

Cuomo is rounding up the Joos.

Who else they got? Moochelle?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

It doesn't matter. It's over. The masculine Justin Amash and his throbbing manhood is going to wipe out the field.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (K0ym4)

206
City and County of Denver

@CityofDenver
�
1h

Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

207 If it is, do you want to be right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

Not really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (A5zUN)

208 Honest to pete, we were visiting someone from our church this week, and their son said he didn't know when to wear a mask. He said, "Should I wear it outside planting the field? Is it just in the air?"

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

For the first weeks my wife wouldn't even go out on the deck because she was afraid it could be airborne. She's better now but she was wrapped tight there for a bit.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2020 08:03 PM (JY8Ei)

I sincerely believe that far too many people believe that the Wuhan crud travels in the winds like mustard gas, or nucular fallout, or the cloud of smug from LA.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (x8Wzq)

209 You could team up with bluebell!
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM

No one would be short on their tithes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

210 Again on way home listening to Rush's fill in he said a study was done this Chinese Lung disease germ doesn't survive more than 90 seconds on its own outside.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

211 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

What if I wear my face mask like an external jock?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (85Gof)

212 I suspect all D governors and some Cuck governors will not allow big rallies.
---
I suspect the rallies will happen anyway.

The Constitution doesn't say anything about getting permission to assemble.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 07:56 PM (kOpft)

A buddy of mine went to the one in Chicago today. He said the cops did their best to shut it down. Blocked streets to break up the vehicle protest.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (cUUNR)

213 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

Do masks even fit a three year old? And good luck making them keep it on. Fools.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (lwiT4)

214 "or the cloud of smug from LA."

Who is making these brown clouds?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

215 209 You could team up with bluebell!
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2020 08:04 PM

No one would be short on their tithes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

At least not twice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (A5zUN)

216 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (cUUNR)

217 211 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

What if I wear my face mask like an external jock?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (85Gof)

The Sign of Submission.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (bCLt0)

218 or the cloud of smug from LA.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (x8Wzq)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (WEBkv)

219 And children aren't even at risk from this. Do these people bother to keep up with the actual data?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (JKNZq)

220 What if I wear my face mask like an external jock?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM

* scribbles furiously *

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (DMUuz)

221 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB

Get a thousand people to stand just on the other side of the city limit sign and point and laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (2VADA)

222 The statistics I saw for my state said there were zero COVID deaths for children under 10. I think there were maybe three cases.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (lwiT4)

223 Not SneakyFingers.

Joe BadFinger Biden!

Posted by: ArthurK at May 01, 2020 08:08 PM (RYewJ)

224 A mish, A mash, and A Fasch.

What are three choices for POTUS?

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at May 01, 2020 08:09 PM (6SvfK)

225 No one would be short on their tithes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

At least not twice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (A5zUN)

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:09 PM (lwiT4)

226 The most effective part of the ad, to me, is the shots of Biden with hands on a woman's shoulders, face in her hair, etc. They all look like they want to dissociate. Joe knows what he's doing is wrong, he knows it's an optics nightmare, and yet he continues to do it -- in public. That is a guy with a disorder.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2020 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

227 Every time I think we cannot find some strange new vista in this Through the Looking Glass age, I am surprised.

What a stupid time to be alive, indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (A5zUN)

228 Me and wifey (unmasked) were in our local Target today. About 90% masked. But no judgy Karens (alas, I could have had fun with that). What impressed me was how smoothly everything went at checkout. For what it's worth, our local Target store is on the ball.

Kudos.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (x8Wzq)

229 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:07 PM (A5zUN)
216 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

If you don't wear a mask outside, will you have to yell "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN"?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (K0ym4)

230 If you look at the video linked at my comment on 177, this is the latest study from the UK. Children are not at risk. There's another John Campbell that looks at a study from Wuhan Children's Hospital. 174 children infected, one death. And that child had co-morbidities.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (JKNZq)

231 Call me when there are 2 flaming skulls. Until then, it is all masterbation.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (KylN9)

232 The "curve" is trending down but more people are wearing masks. Oy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

233 If you don't wear a mask outside, will you have to yell "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (K0ym4)

Ringing a bell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)

234 Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.

Starting May 8, everyone must wear a full gimp suit and hood.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:11 PM (C+evo)

235 The Progs are really exposing their true intent (Submit peasant or else!), but I fear it is too late, the sleeping giant will slumber on!

Posted by: Commissar J Bribem at May 01, 2020 08:11 PM (jnM20)

236 232 The "curve" is trending down but more people are wearing masks. Oy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

So, that means... if we start getting more cases.... it is the masks fault!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

237 Awwww Grammie !

Ya want a Baby Ruth Bar or sumpin' ?

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL)

238 "The Constitution doesn't say anything about getting permission to assemble."

Actually, I believe it does.

In a 'The Government shall not' sort of way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:01 PM (zRJXx)

Much as I hate to admit being wrong, I stand corrected

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (kOpft)

239 "Until then, it is all masterbation."

Can I show you on the doll where I touched myself?

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (zRJXx)

240 If you don't wear a mask outside, will you have to yell "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 01, 2020 08:10 PM (K0ym4)

Ringing a bell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Bring out your dead! Ding ding. Bring out your dead. Ding ding.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (2VADA)

241 I have a mask with me and I did wear one at the UPS store the other day. But I just don't breathe well with one on. I think it's time to play the old geezer lady card and just stop wearing it. And I am not standing in line to get into a store.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (JKNZq)

242 >>> If you don't wear a mask outside, will you have to yell "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN"?

That could be amusing.

Posted by: fluffy at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (NGm/n)

243

I want a mask with a middle finger next to a picture of Fatso Pritzker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:13 PM (cUUNR)

244 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.<<<<<
Just the women though right?

Posted by: Moohoo Islamo at May 01, 2020 08:13 PM (r+sAi)

245 If you don't wear a mask outside, will you have to yell "UNCLEAN UNCLEAN"?

Even the lepers were allowed to have a colony.

Again, why would those who are immune require a mask and be prohibited from congregating with others who are immune?

Forget tests, just self-identify as "immune".

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:13 PM (C+evo)

246 The most effective part of the ad, to me, is the shots of Biden with hands on a woman's shoulders, face in her hair, etc. They all look like they want to dissociate. Joe knows what he's doing is wrong, he knows it's an optics nightmare, and yet he continues to do it -- in public. That is a guy with a disorder.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2020 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

Just a pervert.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 08:13 PM (1g7ch)

247 Awwww Grammie !

Ya want a Baby Ruth Bar or sumpin' ?

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL)

Looking around the barrel, I have a funny feeling that isn't a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (lwiT4)

248 Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.

Posted by: TheQuietMan

.....

SMH. Draconian measures.

In Tennessee you need only show a video of yourself swinging a dead cat around your head at midnight in a cemetery and you are good to go.

Either that or bury a buckeye and a hogs tooth wrapped inside a paisley bandana underneath a Sycamore tree.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (6SvfK)

249 Also, an addendum regarding our Target visit: there was no line outside when we went in, but there was when we left.

Timing is key, apparently.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (x8Wzq)

250 A buddy of mine went to the one in Chicago today. He said the cops did
their best to shut it down. Blocked streets to break up the vehicle
protest.

---
How did it go?

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (kOpft)

251 Get those hairbands that are thin around the back, and spread wide in the front.

Perfect mask, if you need one.

And when you want, you can wear it around your neck, ala David Lee Roth.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (zRJXx)

252 @226
Totally agree. someone said its more a nasty power play than a sexual gesture, and i think that's right

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (AwPyG)

253
Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.
Posted by: DB- just DB.

Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Starting May 8, everyone has to take the Man With Two Brains drunk driving test

https://youtu.be/unseSFWjuqs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (aKsyK)

254
Here's a Pamprin tv ad when women on TV acted like normal women, sort of:

https://youtu.be/wRE8szAUezk?t=710

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (vyRZR)

255 I'm here.
Our esteemed Governor decided today to require masks inside all retail establishments, this after ecxtending our lockdown til the 18th. This feels like it is getting worse instead of better.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (QzF6i)

256 I think a clue is the way in which almost none of the data is presented in a clear and readily understandable manner, thus requiring you to need "experts" (government bureaucrat experts of course) to interpret that data for you.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:16 PM (jnM20)

257 243

I want a mask with a middle finger next to a picture of Fatso Pritzker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:13 PM (cUUNR)

That swine is a bridge too far for me. Bye bye.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:16 PM (bCLt0)

258 186 We've gone back to the miasma theory. You could breathe it in anywhere. That's why the woods and beaches must be closed. It's simply not true. But people also believe there are stacks of dead bodies in NYC, being trucked to big morgues. None of them showed up in the hospitals of course.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:00 PM (JKNZq)

There was a twitter link from here/don't know where of a black lady railing on DeBlasio about dead bodies in her apartment not being picked up.

Apparently a relative had died and because of some stupid Deblasio rule they wouldn't pick it up.
The blatant ignorance of these blue state dictats is unfathomable.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2020 08:16 PM (ePWRo)

259 252 @226
Totally agree. someone said its more a nasty power play than a sexual gesture, and i think that's right
Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (AwPyG)

I'd agree with that. I said this ... yesterday? but it jives with skinny dipping in front of the female SS agents. I bet he never swam nude in front of the dudes.

It is about asserting dominance. Getting off on his power.

His dick must be micro.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (A5zUN)

260 Looking around the barrel, I have a funny feeling that isn't a Baby Ruth.
Posted by: grammie winger

You need Bill Murray to do a taste test !

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (arJlL)

261 diblasio wants to keep NYC shut down for another few months...LOL

I think this is how "escape from ny" started

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (85Gof)

262 This feels like it is getting worse instead of better.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (QzF6i)

I know. If all these measures are so important, why weren't they implementing them in March? Why wait till May?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (lwiT4)

263 255 I'm here.
Our esteemed Governor decided today to require masks inside all retail establishments, this after ecxtending our lockdown til the 18th. This feels like it is getting worse instead of better.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (QzF6i)

All of this is to condition people for the Government to Come. Communists play the Long Game.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (bCLt0)

264 Timing is key, apparently.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:14 PM (x8Wzq)

The Early Bird

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2020 08:18 PM (ePWRo)

265 Left-field theory:

Suppose Slow Joe, Hitlery, Pisslousy, and their ilk are pulling a McCain/Romney gambit to deliberately throw the election?

Yeah, they hate Trump's guts, but letting the full-commie fanatical AOC wing of the party gain power would be even worse for the graft business.

I'm pretty sure that PissLousy already has a voodoo doll with AOC's face on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:18 PM (mNq/0)

266 All of this is to condition people for the Government to Come. Communists play the Long Game.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (bCLt0)

Comrade, the next 100 years are going to be a stone cold bitch of a century!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:19 PM (jnM20)

267 I will be going back to the office next week. But, alas, part of the procedure requires me to wear a mask in "common areas". I have a really cool mask coming to me in the mail. It's a skull face. I hate the pressure to wear a mask, but I also hate working at home. But, that said, at least I am still working, and not furloughed like so many others.

Fine. I'll wear the mask.

As others here have said, I fucking hate 2020 so far.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)

268 We've gone back to the miasma theory.

And the intelligensia will soon be telling us that the cure will involve leaches, blood-letting and trepanning.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:19 PM (C+evo)

269
lol @ Mort Hall Ford (dealership)

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:19 PM (vyRZR)

270 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:18 PM (mNq/0

.....

I've considered that as well.

Failure theater, leftist style.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (6SvfK)

271 @256look at your county stats for hospitalizations and deaths.
The numbers are very high in most places, which is why they're trying to boost them artifically.
It's amazing how differently people who watch MSM view this, as compared to people who get their info elsewhere. I just spoke to a woman who is certain an October event will be cancelled, because "they're expecting it to peak next October."

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

272 I just heard from one of my shipmates in Norfolk that the Comfort sailed back into port today followed by one of our Nukes. Wish i could have been there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (85Gof)

273 are=aren't very high

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

274 Went to the grocery store today, everybody wearing a mask but me. Felt pretty safe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

275 diblasio wants to keep NYC shut down for another few months...LOL

I think this is how "escape from ny" started

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (85Gof)

I want to see if these cities will stay shut during June and say no "pride" parades or will they allow those?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (cUUNR)

276 Wrote earlier I never put my face mask on today at work, not once. Guessing about 1/2 of the workers on the job mostly didn't.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

277 I will be going back to the office next week. But, alas, part of the procedure requires me to wear a mask in "common areas".

Just wear nothing but a colorful zentai suit.

Tell everyone that you are being extra careful.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:21 PM (C+evo)

278 We walked a lot of beach this morning and only saw two nervous nellies wearing their sissy rags.

But stopping at Aldi's enroute home, we were two of very few unmasked.

Restaurants open Monday and we figure getting a table's gonna be easy. The nervous nellies won't be dining out for a very long time.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 01, 2020 08:21 PM (+fPHo)

279 You need to point out to the Nervous Nellies that the lockdown was sold as preventing the hospitals from being overwhelmed, not as a method of making sure no one gets KungFlu ever again.

As it turns out, the hospitals were overwhelmed FOR A VERY SHORT TIME in the densley-populated East Coast cities. Nowhere else. And they're not overwhelmed there now.

They didn't even come CLOSE to being overwhelmed anywhere else. A lot of them are actually laying people off because there's nothing for them to do, thanks to the ban on elective surgeries.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:21 PM (mNq/0)

280 My guess is Memorial day the masks will come off

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

281 This mask thing makes me sick to my stomach. It is like they are managing to put Sharia in effect. Can you imagine getting kids in summer heat to wear a mask? I was walking today and all of a sudden the sun came out and all I could think of was how are people going to do this and the real question is WHY? It is not like it is floating in the air. And even if it was, these phony masks wouldn't be real protection anyways. It is just pissing me off that I am being forced to do this.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (QzF6i)

282 "Cringeworthy" is one of those overused words, but the videos of Joe Stinkfinger pawing at women and girls is, for me, genuinely cringeworthy. Even now, seeing that little segment for the umpteenth time, I cringe as she tries to get away from his filthy ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)

283 I know. If all these measures are so important, why weren't they implementing them in March? Why wait till May?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:17 PM (lwiT4)

It is the proven #TwoWeeks theory of population management, very similar to the "jam tomorrow, but never jam today" approach!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (jnM20)

284 274 Went to the grocery store today, everybody wearing a mask but me. Felt pretty safe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

What state, may I ask??

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (bCLt0)

285 Also: I never go to Denver

I've been here 20 years and can count the times I've been in the city on one hand

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (iTXRQ)

286 Went to the grocery store today, everybody wearing a mask but me. Felt pretty safe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

We went to the hamburger stand down the street. The place was packed, everyone carefully 6 feet apart. The only ones not wearing masks were me, Rev and the local cop.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (lwiT4)

287 Baby gas-masks, grammie. Approved for Barrel use also.
https://tinyurl.com/y925qcse

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (TQ/zJ)

288 "they're expecting it to peak next October."
Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (OzQGF)

289 When are the Bernie Bros gonna riot?

All talk, no action.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

290 The numbers are very high in most places, which is why they're trying to boost them artifically.

Posted by: artemis

They're trying to boost their numbers because they get reimbursed for every Covid illness and death.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (2VADA)

291 Well, we'll see on how true the Bernie-Bots stay with their vow. A lot of people make these sort of declarations, but when push comes to shove they swallow their pride and vote.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (lwCmt)

292 Can you imagine getting kids in summer heat to wear a mask?

I was wondering how that would work in the community or gym swimming pool.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (C+evo)

293 286

We went to the hamburger stand down the street. The place was packed, everyone carefully 6 feet apart. The only ones not wearing masks were me, Rev and the local cop.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (lwiT4)

Eating a burger with a mask on.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (bCLt0)

294 Wrote earlier I never put my face mask on today at work, not once. Guessing about 1/2 of the workers on the job mostly didn't.
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2020 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

My company specified that we will not need to be masked when in our office spaces (not that I would have complied anyway), just when we go to the head or make coffee, or nuke a burrito for lunch. I am super happy that I have my own coffee maker in my office.

I am pretty sure the ivy plant is dead.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)

295 Of course, having Hillary's endorsement is sort of like cross to a vampire for the Bernie-Bots.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (lwCmt)

296 If you think a mask is unsightly and too hot, you may consider getting a low-rise mask.

They are very fashionable, called lip-huggers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (6SvfK)

297 CO, tubal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (r+sAi)

298 Baby gas-masks, grammie. Approved for Barrel use also.
https://tinyurl.com/y925qcse

Posted by: andycanuck at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (TQ/zJ)

LOL - Makes a great baby shower gift!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (lwiT4)

299 It is just pissing me off that I am being forced to do this.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (QzF6i)

It's a horrible feeling. I just feel so angry and frustrated and...powerless, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (OzQGF)

300 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (QzF6i)

Next up, shariah part deux, you wimmenz have just got to cover your ankles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (jnM20)

301 288 "they're expecting it to peak next October."
Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (OzQGF)

The 12th of never.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (ePWRo)

302 Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (QzF6i)

303
@288
Just in time for the election! People are dumb. That's the bottom line.

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (AwPyG)

304 >>diblasio wants to keep NYC shut down for another few months...LOL

>>I think this is how "escape from ny" started

It's going to start getting warm soon. That should be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

305 Seems like if they shut everyone down during the summer and then let us out in the fall with flabby immune systems and then flu season picks up....

Ohhhh.

Ohhh, then when we have a worse-than-usual fall flu season, then it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Emmie at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (ouBhA)

306 I am pretty sure the ivy plant is dead.

But you might have a good crop of something growing out of the keyboard.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (C+evo)

307 Eating a burger with a mask on.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (bCLt0)

You should have seen the people with the giant ice cream cones. They were..... perplexed.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (lwiT4)

308 31 The Bernie Bros are lying, it's what progs do best. They'll vote for whoever has a (D) after their name.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM

A decent chunk didn't vote for Hillary! last time, and I get the feeling they're more upset this time around because A: all the coordinated endorsements to help Biden win Super Tuesday were unprecedented, and we're more obvious in DNC screwing Bernie than last time and B: Hillary! was an evil corporatist (in their minds), but at least semi-functional. With Biden being virtual brain-dead, but not stepping-down to let the second highest primary vote taker (Bernie) take over, it's a bigger slap in the face of the Progressive wing.

I was a good-little soldier and voted for McCain and Romney in the general, but by 2016, if it was Jeb!, Kasich or lil' Marco? Fuck that, I would have sat it out. I was tired of the GOPe. I think more and more Bernie Bros are reaching that point.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (6K3U5)

309 When are the Bernie Bros gonna riot?

All talk, no action.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

Virtual riots, via the internets.

"We're super pissed, you guys."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at May 01, 2020 08:26 PM (x8Wzq)

310 > I was wondering how that would work in the community or gym swimming pool.

When Corn Pop wouldn't wear a mask, I just came right off my lifeguard chair with a piece of chain and threatened to beat hell out of him.

He straightened up pretty fast.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (mNq/0)

311 Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they
are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine
that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (QzF6i)

So, no more in-flight beverages?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

312 302
Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they are requiring people
to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (QzF6i)

________

What if people start passing out from excessive CO2 like that guy who was driving with a mask on, lost consciousness, ran off the road and died?

Also, people with heart and lung conditions have been advised by actual physicians -- not fake modeling physicians -- not to wear masks as it could fatally harm them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

313 Big pro-opening demos scheduled for Portland tomorrow.

We'll see if Antifa dares to show their faces.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 08:28 PM (mNq/0)

314 Hospital occupancy models?

Not so good.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/369764/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:28 PM (zRJXx)

315 282 "Cringeworthy" is one of those overused words, but the videos of Joe Stinkfinger pawing at women and girls is, for me, genuinely cringeworthy. Even now, seeing that little segment for the umpteenth time, I cringe as she tries to get away from his filthy ass.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 01, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)

Cringeworthy has been ruined by overuse. Now it's only good for describing celebrities in their mansions tell us that we're all in this together, and little stuff like that. It can no longer rise to "wait, that Biden guy should be in pedo jail."

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

316 301
288 "they're expecting it to peak next October."

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:20 PM (AwPyG)

WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:23 PM (OzQGF)

The 12th of never.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (ePWRo)

_________

Many of our betters don't want to reopen the country until "it's safe." As Dennis Prager says, "in other words, never."

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

317 Honest to pete, we were visiting someone from our church this week, and their son said he didn't know when to wear a mask. He said, "Should I wear it outside planting the field? Is it just in the air?"

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 07:58 PM (lwiT4)

For the first weeks my wife wouldn't even go out on the deck because she was afraid it could be airborne. She's better now but she was wrapped tight there for a bit.
Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2020 08:03 PM (JY8Ei)

You have an airtight house, then?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

318 > The Bernie Bros are lying, it's what progs do best. They'll vote for whoever has a (D) after their name.

Not if it means putting down the bong and the game controller and getting off the couch, they won't.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (mNq/0)

319 The Mask will be Time Magazines Person/Thing of the year

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (7ZQe3)

320 Airliners are terrible germ incubators. Especially if they don't allow any bleed air. Bleed air is paid for by the stockholders.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (RuIsu)

321 Eating a burger with a mask on.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:24 PM (bCLt0)

You should have seen the people with the giant ice cream cones. They were..... perplexed.

Tell them that the food has been genetically modified to be a suppository.

The New Normal.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (C+evo)

322 'So, no more in-flight beverages?'

You can poke a tiny hole in your mask to shove your 5 doggy treats thru.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

323
Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they
are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine
that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (QzF6i)

So, no more in-flight beverages?

Posted by: grammie winger

That's how Dumb this is. Once you touch the mask, take it off, and put it back, it's compromised. Plus, thanks the mask, you're now touching your face/mouth/nose, thus further "contaminating" yourself with germs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (vyRZR)

324 The most frustrating part is that I can't escape it. I thought we had a constitution that guaranteed me the right to life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Well, I'm not happy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (QzF6i)

325 31 The Bernie Bros are lying, it's what progs do best. They'll vote for whoever has a (D) after their name.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 01, 2020 07:32 PM

Listen to Jimmy Dore more. Former The Young Turks guest who broke away because TYT were sellouts that supported Hillary, while he voted for Jill Stein. Fought against blaming Russia for Hillary's loss because it was a lie, but also because it was used to shield the Dem establishment from blame to hold back the true progressives. He sounds like a mirror___ of Trump supporters in 2016, but he's railing against the weak, sellout left, and he's got a growing following.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (6K3U5)

326 Seriously, all of this IS designed to instill a Spirit of Obedience. To the State. The Newest False God. A China kind of thing.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (bCLt0)

327 I would like to see New Yawk closed for the rest of the year. State and City.

No voting in November either and toss their always democrat electoral college votes.

And make Warren Mayor for Life.

For the chilluns.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

328 Does anybody know what the original game plan was? I know they wanted Trump to take authority and shut down the whole country, but what was hoped?It seems obvious they thought this would be much more dangerous, but still, what was the plan? I don't see it. It's not as though everyone would stay in a state of perpetual fear forever.

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

329 Starting May 6, everyone in Denver over the age of 3 must wear a face covering when outside their home.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 01, 2020 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)

Chinese Communist theater.

fuch them to hell.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

330 The most frustrating part is that I can't escape it.
I thought we had a constitution that guaranteed me the right to life
liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Well, I'm not happy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (QzF6i)

Not to mention throwing the entire first amendment under the bus.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:31 PM (lwiT4)

331 Starting May 7, everyone has to hop on one foot when outside of their home.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

---

Esposito: "Citizens are required to change their unnerwear every 20 minutes. Unnerwear will be worn on the outside, so we can check."

Posted by: RKae at May 01, 2020 08:31 PM (Y6EGw)

332 Who here thinks that China will not release another virus next fall in time for elections?

Posted by: Emmie at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (ouBhA)

333 So, no more in-flight beverages?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

________

Only allowed for those who have "a drinking problem" like pilot Capt. Ted Striker (played by Robert Hays) in the movie "Airplane."

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

334 252
@226
Totally agree. someone said its more a nasty power play than a sexual gesture, and i think that's right

I disagree. A power play is calculated. What Joe's doing is compulsive. He can't stop himself. It gives him a dopamine rush nothing else does and, of course, sexual.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (KAi1n)

335 Things we will no longer need, as conditions return to normal:

100 rolls of toilet paper in the linen closet
Karens
China-made medical supplies
Progressives

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (dOV9E)

336 So, no more in-flight beverages?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

They stopped doing that, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (OzQGF)

337 The most frustrating part is that I can't escape it.
I thought we had a constitution that guaranteed me the right to life
liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Well, I'm not happy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (QzF6i)

Not to mention throwing the entire first amendment under the bus.
Posted by: grammie winger

And some states trashing the 2nd.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (2VADA)

338 Not just one, but *two* protests in little Delaware today, Biden's home state. One at the state capital in Dover, and the other in DE's largest city, Wilmington. Lots of photos:

https://tinyurl.com/ycccay3e

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (ExnWy)

339 Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they
are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine
that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:25 PM (QzF6i)

I saw that. I am platinum with American...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (85Gof)

340 I refuse to participate in this insanity. Wore a mask once. To visit an elderly client's home.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (nvc6v)

341 That ad wasn't directed towards me and it still caused physical pain.

Honestly, I don't expect to impact how most Dems will vote this fall. Some piece of crap on Twitter said she'd vote for Biden even if he had raped her daughter. However, I want the double standard front and center. Even more, I want Reade seated in the front row of the presidential debates.

Posted by: physics geek at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (huQJB)

342 The only mask protocol that works is to dispose of it after each contaminating exposure. There arent enough masks in the world for that.

Everybody must stay home.....forever

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (7ZQe3)

343 "they're expecting it to peak next October." Posted by: artemis

Nov. 4th, specifically.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (Ndje9)

344 Seriously, all of this IS designed to instill a Spirit of Obedience. To the State. The Newest False God. A China kind of thing.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:30 PM (bCLt0)

Rev just said, he always wondered how sensible people could be stupid enough to fall for the anti-Christ. Now he knows.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (lwiT4)

345 332
Who here thinks that China will not release another virus next fall in time for elections?

Posted by: Emmie at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (ouBhA)

__________

After this fiasco, all they'd have to do is merely ANNOUNCE that they did so in order to shutdown the country once again.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (WqPYg)

346
Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

347
Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine that?

I can imagine not flying. Imagine that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (pNxlR)

348 So, no more in-flight beverages?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:27 PM (lwiT4)

________

Only allowed for those who have "a drinking problem" like pilot Capt. Ted Striker (played by Robert Hays) in the movie "Airplane."
Posted by: ShainS

Can you sniff glue thru them?

Posted by: Leslie Nielson at May 01, 2020 08:34 PM (2VADA)

349 Not so good.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/369764/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:28 PM (zRJXx)

This is why you should never let peons with computers, and any level of mathematical prowess, have access to any real data!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (jnM20)

350 They stopped doing that, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:32 PM (OzQGF)

They did? Now I don't feel so bad for not going on vacation.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

351 > The most effective part of the ad, to me, is the shots of Biden with hands on a woman's shoulders, face in her hair, etc.
That one of Creepy Joe nuzzling that very young girl in the leopard print dress always gets my blood boiling. She is clearly highly uncomfortable with what he is doing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (mNq/0)

352 @334
True, but he doesn't do it constantly, which is what a deranged person would do--not that the behavior isn't deranged, but mainly he does it when he's in the "authority" position, like posing for pics with the whole family helplessly watching.

Posted by: artemis at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (AwPyG)

353 I picked the wrong day to start wearing a mask.

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (sWM8x)

354 Would I wear a mask to a nursing home, or assisted living facility? Of course. To a grocery store, or department store?? No. If they refused me service? I have a VERY long memory.

Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (bCLt0)

355 Re: community pools. We have an HOA cabana, 500 family members. Swim team is on hold and probably not going to happen this year. I'm in CA and the phase 2 specifically said no pools or gathering places (bbq at parks, tables, etc).

I'm gonna die. We live at the pool all summer. I hope I'm wrong, but probably not.

Posted by: sassy at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (tUGnI)

356 I refuse to participate in this insanity. Wore a mask once. To visit an elderly client's home.
Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (nvc6v)

That is one of a few reasons to wear it. That and nursing home or hospital/clinic.

Posted by: Biden Jr baby momma at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

357 Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

I am 65 and I don't really remember that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)

358 fail

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

359 Really not joking about Sharia. Forced to stay home, have to wear a face covering, not allowed to touch anyone let alone have sex. It's a conspiracy to kill the human spirit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (QzF6i)

360 Both Jet Blue and American sent notices that they are requiring people to wear maks for the entire flight. Can you imagine that?

Joy. A plane full of Karens and other neurotic myrmidons.

I can see Southwest Airlines quickly turning in to a monopoly.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (C+evo)

361 319
The Mask will be Time Magazines Person/Thing of the year

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 01, 2020 08:29 PM (7ZQe3)

_________

It'll be Fauci wearing a scarf for a mask.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

362 "Nov. 4th, specifically."

10:18AM

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (zRJXx)

363 Finger lickin' good!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 07:26 PM

https://tinyurl.com/yac7ux8t

Posted by: Bert G at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (OMsf+)

364 The worst thing about the California protest are all the Karens on Facebook, screaming that they are all going to die and they are endangering lives. Are these people that dumb, that they think someone outside in the sunshine is going to come down with this? Will they shut up about it in two weeks, when there's no spike in illness?
=====

Guest host on Rush made a good point today: it's now become a "cause."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (iydjf)

365
346
Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

This is worse. Now there are rat bastards all over the place, quivering and eager to turn your name over to "authorities".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

366 hahaha...what a riot !

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

367 354 Would I wear a mask to a nursing home, or assisted living facility? Of course. To a grocery store, or department store?? No. If they refused me service? I have a VERY long memory.
Posted by: tubal at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (bCLt0)

Just soak it in ether before you go out.

Posted by: Zombie Hunter S Thompson at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (dOV9E)

368 > How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?

It's worse. We expected to be killed instantly in a blaze of cleansing fire, not nagged to death by fucking Karens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (mNq/0)

369

357 Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

Oh hell yeah.
Had drills at home too.

And who the Fu*k you calling old???

Posted by: Diogenes at May 01, 2020 08:37 PM (axyOa)

370
https://tinyurl.com/yac7ux8t

Posted by: Bert G

Poor Colonel Sanders.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:37 PM (AIgP/)

371 346
Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

We were all on the same side against the Communists.

Now, the Democrats want to copy the Communists.

The Democrats actually admire the Communists.

Old days it was Soviet Communists. Today, Chinese Communists.

But, Communists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

372 Guest host on Rush made a good point today: it's now become a "cause."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 01, 2020 08:36 PM (iydjf)

Yes. Exactly right. The new Global Warming. Complete with Ten Commandments.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

373 They did? Now I don't feel so bad for not going on vacation.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah. Hubs I flew to AZ when his mom was dying (she passed away a couple of hours after we got there) and they said no beverage service. But they did end up giving us little bottles of water, probably because we were practically the only people on the flights.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (OzQGF)

374 I just got back from my club which partially opened today. Tennis courts , restaurant and bar at 25% , lap pool.

Oh wait, the lap pool had to be closed because the city came by and said it could not be reopened. Is everyone in government a half-tard ? It's a lap pool. It's full of virus killing chlorine and social spacing because it's a freaking lap pool.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (2DOZq)

375

Whoa!

NOOOOOODD

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (AIgP/)

376 351 > The most effective part of the ad, to me, is the shots of Biden with hands on a woman's shoulders, face in her hair, etc.
That one of Creepy Joe nuzzling that very young girl in the leopard print dress always gets my blood boiling. She is clearly highly uncomfortable with what he is doing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (mNq/0)

Look, everyone has their favorites. We need a magazine that does reviews of Biden abuse, with votes on the scoring.

My vote would go to "terrified Chinese girls wonders when this nightmare will be over," but I realize that tastes differ.

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (dOV9E)

377 328
Does anybody know what the original game plan was?

_______

The original plan has been like every plan from the Left -- get rid of Trump. If it took 100 million deaths, that would be acceptable collateral damage because #OrangeManBad.

And make no mistake, they have a number of other ideas in the pipeline once this fails ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

378 Maybe someone should start a meme for the Karens: When the first gas masks were issued to the doughboys, they were told to pee on them before putting them on. Increased their effectiveness tremendously.

(It's true, by the way.)

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (sWM8x)

379 Even I had to take a shower after watching that. Biden video. I was scrubbing myself with Brillo and weeping like a child.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (8/E19)

380 The main thing I remember about ducking under your desk for civil defense drill is pulling on my skirt so Lyle in the seat behind me couldn't see up my dress.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

381 Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Drills were much more fun!

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (nvc6v)

382 Old people here:

How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

They didn't force everyone to live in a bomb shelter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (cUUNR)

383 "How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?"

The only time I remember doing that was when I went to school on Edwards AFB and it was kind of fun for about 15 minutes.This is taking way more than 15 minutes.

Posted by: freaked at May 01, 2020 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

384 That one of Creepy Joe nuzzling that very young girl in the leopard print dress always gets my blood boiling. She is clearly highly uncomfortable with what he is doing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (mNq/0)

She is probably a stripper now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

385 "It's worse. We expected to be killed instantly in a blaze of cleansing fire, not nagged to death by fucking Karens."

Spent part of the 60's as a kid at Barksdale AFB.

Th adults knew we could go all Mushroom flamb� at any time.

I remember my father telling me to always know where the fallout shelters were located.
And to look for the little yellow and black signs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 01, 2020 08:40 PM (zRJXx)

386 There's enough creepy Biden video to do a remake of The Gong Show.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:40 PM (8/E19)

387 And this is from that Delaware article:

"Many of them appear to be orchestrated by an Iowa family known for creating other, profitable anti-establishment Facebook groups that are pro-gun and anti-abortion."

This is just rank speculation. There's absolutely nothing indicating that this is true.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (JKNZq)

388 255 I'm here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:15 PM (QzF6i)

She claimed, without proof.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

389 I'm gonna die. We live at the pool all summer.

Just make sure to inject pool water and you will be fine. It is full of chlorine which is major component of bleach.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (C+evo)

390 Can you sniff glue thru them?

Posted by: Leslie Nielson at May 01, 2020 08:34 PM (2VADA)

________

LOL for the sock fail. Lloyd Bridges FTW! ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

391 She is probably a stripper now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 08:40 PM (1g7ch

She knows her family doesn't give a fuck about her. How could she miss?

Posted by: trev006 at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (0HpOW)

392 Old people doing duck and cover.

Yes, we did think we would die and we would freak out when we heard a noise that could be an alarm. But we were children. I don't recall the adults being freaked. (Unless it was a tornado warning).

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (JKNZq)

393
Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kids in school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer

I am 65 and I don't really remember that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm 68.5 and don't remember it either.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 08:42 PM (aKsyK)

394 Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 01, 2020 08:33 PM (AIgP/)

I am 65 and I don't really remember that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)

I actually gt mail order certified by the civil defence to be a fallout shelter technician in middle school. Lost all my shit... it was actually kind of cool.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

395 ((Insom)) Missed you. TGIF?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:43 PM (QzF6i)

396 393
Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kids in school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer

I am 65 and I don't really remember that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm 68.5 and don't remember it either.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2020 08:42 PM (aKsyK)

Of course you don't remember. Because you're really gotdamn OLD!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

397 You'll never get people to quarantine again. Not after this fiasco. Most people, especially those losing their livelihoods, will go straight to guns. They're ready to do that now. Fool me once and all that shit.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:44 PM (8/E19)

398 am 65 and I don't really remember that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)

I'm 62 and I remember the Nuke drills. It was called...Bend over and kiss yer ass goodbye.

No seriously, we had them in our school in SoCal back in the 60's.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 01, 2020 08:44 PM (oaTxa)

399 395 ((Insom)) Missed you. TGIF?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:43 PM (QzF6i)

{{{sharon}}} TGIF indeed! Been working my ass off all week, and it's been great. Tiring, but great. And I even got paid yesterday! Winning!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

400 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

So Insom, is this week 2 or week 3?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (jnM20)

401 I think I just caught a mouse. I set a trap under the jacuzzi and I heard a noise, but I'm afraid to look. If I open the little door and it's still alive, I don;t know what I'll do.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (QzF6i)

402 359
Really not joking about Sharia. Forced to stay home, have to wear a face
covering, not allowed to touch anyone let alone have sex. It's a
conspiracy to kill the human spirit.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:35 PM (QzF6i)

_________

If you didn't see it, Buck Throckmorton had a good post along these lines here earlier this week. Heather MacDonald calls it the "Ideology of Safetyism."

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/387009.php

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (WqPYg)

403 400 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

So Insom, is this week 2 or week 3?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (jnM20)

Semana numero tres. Seems like the blink of an eye.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

404 Of course you don't remember. Because you're really gotdamn OLD!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

Offhand, I'd say you must have had a good week!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:47 PM (jnM20)

405 "Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (QzF6i)"

Once you skin them, then cook them in a pan with a little bacon fat and a splash of thyme, they are absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:48 PM (8/E19)

406 tubal @ 293- Eating burgers with a mask. I absentmindedly tried to eat a donut through a mask this morning. Twice.

Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2020 08:48 PM (XhWtx)

407 Semana numero tres. Seems like the blink of an eye.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

Srriously, good to hear that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:48 PM (jnM20)

408 404 Of course you don't remember. Because you're really gotdamn OLD!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

Offhand, I'd say you must have had a good week!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 01, 2020 08:47 PM (jnM20)

I did, I really did. My Lord was I busy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:50 PM (NWiLs)

409 Well, I was in socal in grade school. My parents were never alarmists. We were only blocks from a McDonald Douglas plant and a bunch of quonset storage buildings. Shit, I remember an earth quake was a 7 point something and we ran into mom and dad's bedroom and we all ended up giggling until it was over. Lost some dishes and dad checked the foundation.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:50 PM (nvc6v)

410 Barbed on Tucker said he's open for business even though he just received a Cease and desist order.

The barber made an interesting statement.. We may all be in the same storm, but we're all not in the same boat.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 01, 2020 08:52 PM (oaTxa)

411 Once you skin them, then cook them in a pan with a little bacon fat and a splash of thyme, they are absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:48 PM (8/E19)

+++++Come on. This is serious business. I don't mind if they're dead but sometimes they are only partly caught. I tried using those traps where you don;t have to touch anything but they don't work. Never caught a thing. This was the kind of thing my husband used to do and now that he's gone, the task fell to me. You should have seen me trying to figure out how to set the damn trap without losing a finger.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:52 PM (QzF6i)

412 Old people here:
How does this compare to when you were little kidsin school and did Nuclear Bomb drills and hid under your desks?
Posted by: Soothsayer

I went to a Catholic Grammar School and if a nuclear bomb DID show up, I'm confident one of the Good Sisters would have slapped the absolute shit out of it.

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 08:53 PM (arJlL)

413 411 Once you skin them, then cook them in a pan with a little bacon fat and a splash of thyme, they are absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 01, 2020 08:48 PM (8/E19)

First you bone them, then you roll them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

414 Grade school nuke drills around 1967. Bomb shelter was a windowless room with strangely thick walls and doors too big for a kid to move.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 08:55 PM (RuIsu)

415 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:52

Wait until tomorrow. It will be dead.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:55 PM (nvc6v)

416 Okay, I can still here a noise which probably means he's caught but not dead. Should I just wait it out?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:56 PM (QzF6i)

417 Wait until tomorrow. It will be dead.

Posted by: Infidel at May 01, 2020 08:55 PM (nvc6v)

Thanks. Good advice. Delay the inevitable.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:58 PM (QzF6i)

418 sneakyfinger == stinyfinger?

Posted by: no1inparticular at May 01, 2020 08:58 PM (EYFzM)

419 went to a Catholic Grammar School and if a nuclear bomb DID show up, I'm confident one of the Good Sisters would have slapped the absolute shit out of it.
Posted by: JT at May 01, 2020 08:53 PM (arJlL)

We went to Grace Lutheran Day School in San Diego in 66 and 67. After that, I don't remember any Nuke drills, but plenty of fire drills where everyone had to go outside the buildings and take a roll call.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 01, 2020 08:58 PM (oaTxa)

420 401 I think I just caught a mouse. I set a trap under the jacuzzi and I heard a noise, but I'm afraid to look. If I open the little door and it's still alive, I don;t know what I'll do.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 08:46 PM (QzF6i)

You have a jacuzzi? I'll be right over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

421 Lots of fire drills in schoolhouses made out of abestos, held together with asbestos glue and caulk. Asbestos tile on the floors, ceilings. The caulk helped hold the Radon inside where it was safe.

Posted by: klaftern at May 01, 2020 09:03 PM (RuIsu)

422 You have a jacuzzi? I'll be right over.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 01, 2020 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

I would love some company. And you could get rid of the icky mouse.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 01, 2020 09:06 PM (QzF6i)

423 Early 60s we'd file down the stairs into the basement of school to get our milk and put our noses on the wall. The Russians were coming!

Posted by: dartist at May 01, 2020 09:08 PM (K22Va)

424 AP - In an effort to draw Bernie Sanders supporters into his camp and utilize sophisticated branding techniques, a campaign spokesman for presumptive Democrat nominee Joe Biden announced Biden was legally changing his name to Col Joe "Snarlin' Harlan" Sanders. The Spokesman denied the move was part of a southern strategy or an attempt to reach out to military veterans or busy moms.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 01, 2020 09:46 PM (JI3du)

425 As long as it holds for the swing states, that's cool. California, New York, Illinois won't make a dent.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 02, 2020 05:42 PM (SH7Tr)

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