Who Does Biden Pick to Lead His VP Search Committee? To Pick the Human Thot Shield Who Will Defend Him From Rape Allegations?
Why, Chris "Waitress Sandwich" Dodd, of Course!

Well done. Choosing a known sexual assailant to find the woman who will deny your own sexual assaults with the most vehemence.

Thirty years ago, the late Michael Kelly wrote a lengthy profile of Kennedy at GQ that included this shocking 1985 incident with Dodd at a restaurant. Allahpundit noted it nine years ago, in connection to another Dodd-Kennedy sexual harassment anecdote involving Carrie Fisher, also from 1985. Penthouse reported the "waitress sandwich" incident a year before Kelly, and Kelly got confirmation of it from the waitress involved:


It is after midnight and Kennedy and Dodd are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant's annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. "They'd always get their girls very, very drunk," says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells Gaviglio the senators want to see her.

As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd's lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.

It's not that the waitress "considered" it a sexual assault. It was a sexual assault.

I'm surprised and saddened to learn that the grotesque Hutt gangster Chris Dodd is still alive. I hope Uriel the Angel of Death sees to this oversight promptly.

Oh, and here's a fun little flashback to 2014:

Speaking At Women's Event, Joe Biden Praises Senator Who Was Forced Out Over Sexual Harassment

That was Bob Packwood he was praising.

From Tami:

@MSNBCPR

Tomorrow in a @Morning_Joe exclusive, former Vice President @JoeBiden joins @JoeNBC, @morningmika & @WillieGeist to respond for the first time to the recent allegation of sexual assault.

LOL. They picked the team guaranteed to ask him much more about the silly allegations against Trump than the ones against Biden.

Posted by: Ace at 03:48 PM




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1 yikes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:53 PM (8fB/R)

2 two!

Posted by: MrObvious at April 30, 2020 04:55 PM (5prN7)

3 So hot.

Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2020 04:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

4 Former Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., who became a lobbyist for Hollywood movie studios, was one of four people named to a panel on Thursday to help Joe Biden select a running mate.
newsmax

follow the money
follow the propaganda machine

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:56 PM (8fB/R)

5 eeew.

just. eeeew

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 04:56 PM (d7Ww2)

6 The only legitimate VP choice is tank.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 30, 2020 04:56 PM (XScQZ)

7 Ok, this timeline has to be some elaborate joke by God. There's no other explanation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (SgjGX)

8 Dodd was linked to a highly criticized corporate bailout a decade ago and was also one of those who helped in crafting the Affordable Care Act.
newsmax

There's nothing he wasn't intimately involved in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (8fB/R)

9 That story is mild. I could tell you stories about people in Washington that would shock you. Special entrances at hotels for affairs, other lurid goings on. Rendezvous in rural Virginia and Maryland.

DC is very good at keeping their own secrets because almost everyone there has one...

Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (VpIIl)

10 The gaslighting will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (Eicbe)

11 That's our Biden!



So with this example of executive decision making by Joe, and through him the Democrat primary voters/powers-that-be, I am certain that all of their plotting and planning will also be carried out in a similar slip-shod pattern.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (sGfPf)

12 >>The only legitimate VP choice is tank.

I've always wanted to ride a tank!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (0FTCx)

13 I've got something for Mr. Dodd.

Posted by: Urinal, Angel of at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (4o2K3)

14 [ Dodd ] He joins Rep. Lisa Blunt Rochester, D-Del., Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti; and Cynthia Hogan, a longtime Biden aide and adviser, who were also named to the committee.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:58 PM (8fB/R)

15 First! has been snatched from me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 04:58 PM (ufFY8)

16 Holy Crap, you couldn't think of a worse tone deaf pick. Maybe Joe thinks he can pick a chick that will give it up willingly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 04:58 PM (r+sAi)

17 Meanwhile, Biden has said it would likely take until July for the selection panel to narrow the list down to three contenders. He has promised to select a woman for the job.

Biden said?
nah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (8fB/R)

18 You all do realize we are paying for this old fucks Viagra. Think about that.

Posted by: Aviator at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (0FTCx)

19 Look, fat, there's nothing wrong with a good ol' Waitress sandwich!

Posted by: Joe! at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (Eicbe)

20 The only legitimate VP choice is tank.

I've always wanted to ride a tank!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (0FTCx)
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Yeah, about that....

Posted by: Puckermug Mickey Dukakis at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (4o2K3)

21 Is Dodd still alive?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (lwiT4)

22 15 First! has been snatched from me.

That happens when you actually pause to read the headline before rushing to Comments.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 30, 2020 04:59 PM (5prN7)

23 Q&A

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (MIg60)

24 Oh man, this is just beautiful.

Who else is on the committee: Bob Menendez? Is Barney Frank still around? How about Al "Groper" Frankin?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (hku12)

25 >>First! has been snatched from me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Snatch?
*ears perk up*

Posted by: Chris Dodd at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (0FTCx)

26 >>>6 The only legitimate VP choice is tank.


because she's the only one biden wouldn't rape?

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

27 In fairness the left political establishment sees us *all* as mere tools for their desires - for wealth, power, aggrandizement, etc.


It would be shocking if they did have a problem with sexually abusing women.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (WdocV)

28 If we are to get any justice in this world, Uriel the Angel of Death needs to form a committee to assist him with the enormous backlog of work.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (cqteU)

29 First question about Flynn

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (ufFY8)

30 Biden is supposed to be on Morning Joe tomorrow.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (AD3JT)

31
Why, Chris "Waitress Sandwich" Dodd, of Course!




Shocker!


(sorry, Tara)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (oVJmc)

32 John Roberts asking about Mike Flynn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6KwBOyhybg

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (MIg60)

33 Dodd is 2 years younger than Biden.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (2DOZq)

34 Tank is my guess

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)

35 Somebody's working to ensure Biden is replaced on the ticket

Posted by: Penn State Marine at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (TSw5k)

36 because she's the only one biden wouldn't rape?
Posted by: ace

*snort*
how are you feeling, ace?
been praying for you

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (d7Ww2)

37 Hey if Biden picks Hillary as VP he is guaranteed to not sexually assault her as president.

Because he'll be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (WdocV)

38 You seriously can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (dUJdY)

39 Oh no, here we go with questions from the enemy aka the "press" at the White House.

Posted by: Boots at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (oGBso)

40 In the words of a great late mayor of DC...bitch set me up!

Posted by: Joe! at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (Eicbe)

41 Cleave All Women

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (uEbPt)

42 It was well known that Patrick Kennedy was an alcoholic and a lech. It wasn't until he very publicly DUI'd that we heard about it.

Listen to him talk nowadays. He's very open about it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

43 Hopefully, Dodd will soon join his old pal Ted in hell.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (bML9A)

44 Why isn't this a colossal FU from Biden to Reade and all the #believeallwomen people? Wow.

Posted by: steve walsh at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (ibtv7)

45 We do have the worst political class we have ever had.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (+0uDE)

46
That story is mild. I could tell you stories about people in Washington that would shock you. Special entrances at hotels for affairs, other lurid goings on. Rendezvous in rural Virginia and Maryland.

DC is very good at keeping their own secrets because almost everyone there has one...
Posted by: Marcus T

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This doesn't surprise me at all. 50-year-old Joe Biden walks up to a 29-year-old staffer and sticks his fingers in her underwear (and her body), and -- grins?

Why not? It's like all these FBI agents making notes of their perfidy. Who's going to call them on it? That guy over there who's doing the same thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (G51Gf)

47

good

Trump just said he would consider bringing Flynn back into his administration.

good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (8fB/R)

48 Somebody's working to ensure Biden is replaced on the ticket
Posted by: Penn State Marine at April 30, 2020 05:01 PM (TSw5k)
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Would they even dast to run Cullmo?

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Eicbe)

49 Would you bring Flynn back into your administration?

Yeah, I'd think about it.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (kOpft)

50 @bradheath

New order in the Flynn case is basically an Order To Do This All Only Once, Please.

https://tinyurl.com/y9n2w9j2

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (cF8AT)

51 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

52 Hey Jill, can I pick Taylor Swift as my VP? Her hair looks like it smells REALLY nice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (WdocV)

53 Chick trying to make headlines by getting PDT to say he will bring back Flynn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (ufFY8)

54 First THREE questions are about Flynn.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (MIg60)

55 We do have the worst political class we have ever had.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (+0uDE)
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I'm shod, rested and ready!

Posted by: Incitatus at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (4o2K3)

56 What, Harvey Weinstein or Jeffrey Epstein weren't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (RGTnM)

57 I don't believe the Democrats couldn't find any rapists from this century to lead their party.

Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (FhXTo)

58 DJT seems to be better at dealing with the press.

Posted by: vivi at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (11H2y)

59 If Garcetti is on the team, I would think Harris would have a leg up.
Or two.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)

60 Trump just said he would consider bringing Flynn back into his administration.



good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (8fB/R)


I hope Flynn becomes a very wealthy man after he's completely exonerated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

61 We do have the worst political class we have ever had.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (+0uDE)


and hollywood has become trash
the media

yet people still idolize them
it's a disease

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (8fB/R)

62 Huh. Chris Dodd isn't dead yet?

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (kOpft)

63

Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. J. Crew is filing for bankruptcy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (f1Vqw)

64 Jared said the government's response to the virus has been "a great success."

Is that the right tone?

--presstitute

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (MIg60)

65 #DeceiveAllWomen

Posted by: Joe! at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (Eicbe)

66 Would you bring Flynn back into your administration?
........

Just to piss off Barry.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

67 By picking Dodd to lead this, it is perfectly clear what some of the selection criteria will be. Problem is, no one on Joe's publicly-released list can possibly satisfy those criteria (or satisfy Joe and Chris, if you get my drift).

I wonder if Dodd will schedule secret VP "casting calls" around the country, and invite Joe to attend "screen-tests" of the finalists in each city?

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (AMIL/)

68 Dodd was linked to a highly criticized corporate bailout a decade ago and was also one of those who helped in crafting the Affordable Care Act.
newsmax
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There's nothing he wasn't intimately involved in.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM (8fB/R)


Affable Care Act, Hollowwood lobbyist.

Lemme guess, he was also in charge of safety and security at the Manhattan Metro Correction Center.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (hku12)

69 Boom, PDT slamming China, AND Obowmao not having things stocked up.

Nice.
And slamming the press about ventilators.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (ufFY8)

70 Bejing Biden's appearance on Morning Joe tomorrow should be amusing, as he constantly looks down to read the answers to the questions that he was fed in advance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (I2/tG)

71 Question for the hoard:
We know Trump is somewhat vulnerable on this issue. Wouldn't it be better to have Biden as the general election opponent, so that America's attention is only other things, like the fact that Biden is a drooling idiot?

Posted by: vrf at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (seg9l)

72 58 DJT seems to be better at dealing with the press.
Posted by: vivi at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (11H2y)

I think it helps to get them out of the regular briefing room. Here, they're behind a rope, at the back of the room.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (MIg60)

73 @MSNBCPR

Tomorrow in a @Morning_Joe exclusive, former Vice President @JoeBiden joins @JoeNBC, @morningmika & @WillieGeist to respond for the first time to the recent allegation of sexual assault.


Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

74 That was Bob Packwood he was praising.

________


I believe The Paolo is Spanish for The Packwood, no?

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (RGTnM)

75 I breathlessly await all the apologies coming from the yapping faces on CNN and MSDNC who called Gen. Flynn a "traitor."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (ptqGC)

76 Give Flynn Wray's job. Best man for the job. Fuck you, FBI.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (bML9A)

77 Huh. Chris Dodd isn't dead yet?
Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (kOpft)
..........

had to send the asshole back.

Posted by: Satan at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

78 Yeah, Fat. I remember my first French Dip sandwich. Open face was the special of that time of the day. So Dott, the Senate guy from that other state, says to me, he says, "I'd get the au jus on the side" and I said, you wanta step outside and settle this Big Man. He made a big laugh laugh noise which convinced me that women were people too. I remember it well. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (hKi6n)

79 Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. J. Crew is filing for bankruptcy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (f1Vqw)


I'm worried many will do this in order to dump the debt they owe and restart/reorg anew.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (8fB/R)

80 Dodd was chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America until September 2017. He got out, or was forced out, just before the whole Me Too movement exploded.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (5b+Sr)

81 Biden/Dodd - Because Ted Kennedy Is No Longer Available

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (sGfPf)

82 >>>*snort*
how are you feeling, ace?
been praying for you

i had a very, very bad day yesterday but got a new medicine. Today I'm doing a lot better. I'm hoping that by tomorrow I'll be almost back to normal.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

83 Too bad Mohammed Atta is dead. He could lead Joe's Terrorism Task Force.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (uEbPt)

84 People on this board are hypocrites!! All of a sudden a "sammich" is a bad thing!!!

I can't even!

Posted by: Confused Prog at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (Eicbe)

85 >> Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61

The parrot will make you look taller.

Posted by: Aviator at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (0FTCx)

86 "We know Trump is somewhat vulnerable on this issue"

What issue?

Posted by: freaked, hoping for the best, expecting the wurst at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (Tnijr)

87 I would bet $1000 Biden has no recollection of the incident but doesn't know what to say about it because things like it it probably happened often. Its just not the kind of thing a man in his 50s would finally try for the first time in a public alley.

Even Trump's accusers don't claim he raped them right? Just that he came on to them and then stopped when they said no?

Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

88 I thought Dodd was dead and buried.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (fvdH/)

89 Feel better Ace.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

90 It is so hard to not hate these loathsome news "people"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (jnM20)

91 I didn't hear the question. Something about signing orders?

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (MIg60)

92 Joe was overheard muttering, "Too bad Jeffery had to go kill himself."

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)

93 By picking Dodd to lead this, it is perfectly clear what some of the selection criteria will be. Problem is, no one on Joe's publicly-released list can possibly satisfy those criteria (or satisfy Joe and Chris, if you get my drift).

I wonder if Dodd will schedule secret VP "casting calls" around the country, and invite Joe to attend "screen-tests" of the finalists in each city?
Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2020 05:05 PM (AMIL/)


Katie "Throuple" Hill is available.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (hku12)

94 By picking Dodd to lead this, it is perfectly clear what some of the
selection criteria will be. Problem is, no one on Joe's
publicly-released list can possibly satisfy those criteria (or satisfy
Joe and Chris, if you get my drift).



I wonder if Dodd will schedule secret VP "casting calls" around the
country, and invite Joe to attend "screen-tests" of the finalists in
each city?
---
So you're saying AOC has a shot?

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (kOpft)

95 I think Biden knows or has been told who his VP will be (awaiting background check) and this committee is just payoffs to friends from campaign funds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (r+sAi)

96 >>>Why isn't this a colossal FU from Biden to Reade and all the #believeallwomen people?


All the #believeallwomen people will vote for Biden regardless. This instead a colossal FU to us, because he knows with that D behind his name he'll never be held accountable. He's mocking us.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (HmZuC)

97 Dodd was chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America until September 2017.


What connection does Dodd have to the movie industry?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (lwiT4)

98 Can't wait to hear the nurf ball questions Morning Joe asks Creepy Uncle Joe.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (ZCEU2)

99 had to send the asshole back.
Posted by: Satan at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
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Hell Can Wait

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)

100 The Republican party may have some problems but damn the Democrat party is a fvcked up mess. And full of assholes.

Posted by: Case at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (R4yL4)

101 I thought Dodd was dead and buried.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (fvdH/)


Keep thinking those good thoughts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (jnM20)

102 The feminists probably secretly love this because it gives them the leverage they need over Biden to get him to pick a female VP. Maybe also get him to do whatever PP and NARAL desire if elected. WINNING!

They only care about power, getting the right women power. This is ideal for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

103 So you're saying AOC has a shot?


Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (kOpft)

Finally a chance at a pr0n video of her!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (ufFY8)

104

It's so embarrassing when you hear they give Biden the title of Vice President.

This guy. VP.

embarrassing
and sick

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (8fB/R)

105 97 Dodd was chairman of the Motion Picture Association of America until September 2017.


What connection does Dodd have to the movie industry?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (lwiT4)

Lemme guess...Weinstein?

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (cF8AT)

106 Er...ah..Chris! Serve me up a hot sammich!

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (EgshT)

107 " ...
Trump just said he would consider bringing Flynn back into his administration.

good

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (8fB/R) "



ASAP, please !

We need at least one other person besides PDT who might actually take all this sedition and treason seriously as criminal activity that needs prosecution, no ifs ands or buts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (cqteU)

108 i had a very, very bad day yesterday but got a new medicine. Today I'm doing a lot better. I'm hoping that by tomorrow I'll be almost back to normal.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

Keep resting, even after you are feeling better. I'm not joking. Your body will need the rest to keep it from erupting again, and you may get post viral fatigue in any case.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (uEbPt)

109 Samwiches are best with little weiners on the ends.

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (vKhgw)

110 Tomorrow, Biden will give you his "he said, she said" defense. He won't couch it that way, but it's essentially his defense.

So we've gone from "believe all women" to "believe Joe Biden". Because Democrat.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (yTBRp)

111 gee, it's just a Male Democrat right of passage ... assaulting/raping women ... they Stand for Women's Rights ... when they aren't pawing them or sniffing their hair.


As the former N.O.W. president said of Clinton, "he may be a pig, but he is our pig". (as told by Tammy Bruce, iirc)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

112 We know Trump is somewhat vulnerable on this issue. Wouldn't it be better to have Biden as the general election opponent, so that America's attention is only other things, like the fact that Biden is a drooling idiot?

Absolutely - Biden is incapable of running in a general election campaign.

The only question is whether they replace him before the convention, or whether (more likely) Biden has a "medical event" soon after the convention, and the DNC parachutes in someone capable of running for President.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (I2/tG)

113 Dodd has always been as crooked as a dog's hind leg, on every level. His protege, Mark Warner, is currently a blight on Virginia.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (FTlwv)

114 But But Dodd wears the time honored Kennedy Coif sure to garner instant respect...

Posted by: Jill the shill Biden at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (qdETu)

115 Is the medias strategy to simply stock the press peanut gallery with female Democrat Apparatchiks masquerading as reporters to ask stupid, pointless, hack tastic questions?

Is that what this is?

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (cPWGb)

116 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)


I really don't think there's anyone, except MAYBE Abrams herself, who thinks she's appropriate for the pick.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)

117
Again, I just discovered the federal government has borrowed a net $1.1T in new debt in the last month, and is basically just parking it in its Fed account.

$1.T in new debt in one month. This is a record by far. In terms of GDP, I don't know how much it is, and I'd bet it beats WWII levels in terms of one month of borrowing.

What the fuck they're going I don't know. Money parked in Uncle's account doesn't count toward monetary base, so this could be some coordination with the Fed to offset the money its shitting out in other areas.

Or it could be they need a big stash for some deluge of spending coming shortly or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (f1Vqw)

118 >>>What connection does Dodd have to the movie industry?


Like them, he likes exploiting little girls and poor women.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (HmZuC)

119 "China doesn't want to see me reelected."

--PDT

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (MIg60)

120 95 Guy I doubt Creepy Uncle Joe hasa choice in the matter either.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

121 We need at least one other person besides PDT who might actually take all this sedition and treason seriously as criminal activity that needs prosecution, no ifs ands or buts.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 05:09 PM (cqteU)


Every administration should have at least two patriots in key positions!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (jnM20)

122 I would bet $1000 Biden has no recollection of the incident but doesn't know what to say about it because things like it it probably happened often. Its just not the kind of thing a man in his 50s would finally try for the first time in a public alley.

Even Trump's accusers don't claim he raped them right? Just that he came on to them and then stopped when they said no?
Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)


Trump's "grab them by the pussy" comment was talking about people like Biden. He was well familiar with scumbags like that and how plenty of women were willing to allow that behavior because they saw and advantage to enabling it.

In fact, he should say publicly, "who else do you think I was thinking of when I made that statement?"

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (SgjGX)

123 Teach your Daughters (and your sons) self defense, including all the dirty moves.

Let them know that if they have to kill someone that is trying to rape them, you will stand up for them come hell or high water.

Dodd and/or Kennedy should have left that restaurant in an ambulance or a coroners van.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

124 Little People aren't allowed to question their betters

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (ifmtJ)

125 I'm with you on that Jordan61. For real. I can't leave the country, nor do I want to, but I may just grab hubby and head for the mountains. Just leave me the fuck alone already. Fuck.. this is becoming more than I want to handle in my golden years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

126 What connection does Dodd have to the movie industry?


Posted by: grammie winger at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (lwiT4)
--------------------------------

Powerful former Senator cashing in on his ability to lobby former colleagues to get favorable treatment for Dodd's new clients.

And they all get to swim in hollyweird money. Sounds like a win-win for all those corrupt swamp creatures.

Posted by: Boots at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (oGBso)

127 LOL, PDT slamming China, and many previous administrations.
Calling it like it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (ufFY8)

128 30 Biden is supposed to be on Morning Joe tomorrow.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:00 PM (AD3JT)


So, Mika's been selected as the woman to start the on-air Tara Reade slut-shaming campaign, huh? I wonder if James Carville will be invited on, to repeat his "drag a 20 dollar bill through a trailer park" performance?

Posted by: Gref at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

129 "China would like to see Sleepy Joe Biden."

--PDT

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (MIg60)

130

Biden cannot use the "I cannot remember" excuse with Reade.

That would automatically disqualify him in the eyes of many.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (8fB/R)

131 I would bet $1000 Biden has no recollection of the incident

These days, I don't recall much of anything, actually.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe! at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (I2/tG)

132 Where's Dodd been lately -- at his cottage in Ireland?

Oh wait, didn't he get a job in entertainment?
For pete's sake, he's Chairman and CEO of the Motion Picture Association!

Guess that Hollywood rapist purge didn't end up being all that exhaustive.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)

133 Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. J. Crew is filing for bankruptcy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:04 PM (f1Vqw)

I'm worried many will do this in order to dump the debt they owe and restart/reorg anew.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (8fB/R)

Chapter 11 doesn't work that way. Your debt is restructured and you have a schedule of repayment overseen by a court. They don't get to simply wipe off the debt and start over. All it does is give you some protection from creditors taking collateral such as real estate, inventory, etc. in leui of being paid. The idea is to keep the business running, while eventually getting creditors paid off as much as possible and right sizing the company. Creditors have to be paid, if they end up getting really stiffed for what is owed, they simply will refuse to provide product, etc and you'll go out of business. Many creditors are actually happier with the terms of the court after a reorganization, because they will get paid as the court oversees. No waiting months for promised payments.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (7zB87)

134 Hahaha Trump talks about China which gets one of the reporters to ask the most important question of the day

"Do you think China dragged their feet reporting on the virus in order to hurt your reelection chances?"

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (kOpft)

135 @121

If Barr delivers what we hope he delivers, you'll have your two.


We'll just have to settle for Trump until then.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (cPWGb)

136 Just like the Bible said, I have my reward.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (sWM8x)

137 because she's the only one biden wouldn't rape?


Don't underestimate him. They don't call him Gropin' Joe for nuttin.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (0CeRG)

138 i had a very, very bad day yesterday but got a new medicine. Today I'm doing a lot better. I'm hoping that by tomorrow I'll be almost back to normal.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

take care. please rest.
and try to catch a little sunshine on your face. it makes a big difference.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (d7Ww2)

139 "83 Too bad Mohammed Atta is dead. He could lead Joe's Terrorism Task Force.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (uEbPt) "




He could still get the Boston pressure-cooker kid, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (cqteU)

140 Maybe they'll put Ron Jeremy on the committee, too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (FTlwv)

141 Biden goes to Scarborough to 'come clean' on FingerGate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

142 What connection does Dodd have to the movie industry?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (lwiT4)

Lemme guess...Weinstein?
Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (cF8AT)


I think we haven't quite, as a society, accepted that Hollowwood really is a festering whore factory. We want to believe it's only people like Weinstein. Or Bryan Singer.

Did you know that after Sharon Tate died, there was a home video found there? The official story was, it was her and Roman "Short Eyes" Polanski in a marital embrace.

Truth is, it was Sharon, being whored out to various other men, with Roman watching, directing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (hku12)

143
i had a very, very bad day yesterday but got a new medicine. Today I'm
doing a lot better. I'm hoping that by tomorrow I'll be almost back to
normal.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (PbpT7)


I hope you get well soon.


I've only known one person who got the 'Rona, a recently widowed friend in the metro Atlanta area, who is raising three teenagers now.

He was sick and weak for over a month. Thankfully, didn't have to be hospitalized.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

144 "Your campaign and surrogates are going after Joe Biden pretty hard."

Oh, please.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (MIg60)

145 GOOD for DJT for mentioning Brett Kavanaugh!

Posted by: vivi at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (11H2y)

146 and try to catch a little sunshine on your face. it makes a big difference.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh, sunshine!
I keep messing that up.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (ufFY8)

147 Bird of a feather rape together.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (G4GU9)

148 Lots of cases layed off employees are getting more in unemployment andthe Congress payout making more than their job would and not returning to work.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)

149 >>Biden cannot use the "I cannot remember" excuse with Reade.


Apparently the reason he's not denying it or saying she's lying is so that he can't be sued (or some other civil action Reade could take)?

Isn't it nice the MSM let's him not talk about at to protect him from inadvertently getting into legal trouble.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (bDqIh)

150 I know all about false allegations!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (jnM20)

151
Ted Kennedy was 6'2"?
Ted Kennedy was not 6'2".
Maybe 6 feet even. Maybe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (/rzvn)

152 "I can't speak for Biden, but I think he should respond."

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (MIg60)

153 Biden goes to Scarborough to 'come clean' on FingerGate.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (oVJmc)


Maybe Murderin' Joe will come clean on InternGate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

154 Chapter 11 doesn't work that way. Your debt is restructured and you have a schedule of repayment overseen by a court. They don't get to simply wipe off the debt and start over. All it does is give you some protection from creditors taking collateral such as real estate, inventory, etc. in leui of being paid. The idea is to keep the business running, while eventually getting creditors paid off as much as possible and right sizing the company. Creditors have to be paid, if they end up getting really stiffed for what is owed, they simply will refuse to provide product, etc and you'll go out of business. Many creditors are actually happier with the terms of the court after a reorganization, because they will get paid as the court oversees. No waiting months for promised payments.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 30, 2020 05:11 PM (7zB87)


Thanks, Jen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (8fB/R)

155 So you're saying AOC has a shot?




Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:07 PM (kOpft)

Finally a chance at a pr0n video of her!



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (ufFY

Er, I'd like to see those tits as much as the next guy, but I'm not willing to watch her stuffed with Dodd and Biden in the process.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (kOpft)

156 Maybe MikaJoe can do a sťance with MikaJoe's long dead intern along with Joey Guacamole Salsa Brains there to find out what really happen to Tara Reade...and maybe where that guy named Joe Biden went off to a few years ago while they're at it.

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (32YRo)

157 Dodd is still alive?When did this happen?

Posted by: Litlle Boomer at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (6fu25)

158 59
If Garcetti is on the team, I would think Harris would have a leg up.
Or two.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)

_________


LOL. Wouldn't be surprised if Garcetti is a butt-boy of Willie Brown's.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (RGTnM)

159 Praying for you Ace. Glad you are starting to feel better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

160 The whole Kennedy family was a tragic farce on America along with the supposed 'Camelot' era.

No one should wonder why Joan Kennedy drank having to endure that pig.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (oiNtH)

161 Unbelievable that a reporter actually asked if there are disincentives in unemployment insurance. Trump turns the whole world over!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (r+sAi)

162 DC is a cesspool of evil. It disgusts me that Trump has to go there and associate with those people.

Posted by: MAGA at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (qMUlo)

163 The latest defense from Team Biden is that Tara Reade "copied" her accusation from a self-published book by her dad from 2010 where he has a paragraph about a man locking a door, putting his hand up a woman's skirt and on her butt and then fingering her. And even though she was in fear, they made sweet love on the bed.

See? So many details copied. You've got the skirt. You've got the man's hand. You have a woman. A man. It's like identical twins.

And that's what they're going with.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (uEbPt)

164 116 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)


I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)

165 >>>"Your campaign and surrogates are going after Joe Biden pretty hard."


Fantasy answer: "Yeah, because you fuckers sure won't."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (HmZuC)

166 Dodd is still alive?When did this happen?

lol.. I know.. for real.. I thought he died a long time ago.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

167 153 Biden goes to Scarborough to 'come clean' on FingerGate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

Maybe Murderin' Joe will come clean on InternGate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

FingerGate!

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (MIg60)

168 OT, Michigan's harridan governor Whitmer is creating some taxpayer supported program to give a free college education to all the "front line workers" during Covid pandemic. That includes health care workers, grocery store clerks, essential retail clerks, take out restaurant workers, etc.

They deserve a free college education if they don't have one.

Never let a crisis go to waste. Here is step one in free college for everyone.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (7zB87)

169 I hope and pray neither Obama spawn ever decides to get into politics. Same with Chelsea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

170
If Ted Kennedy was 6'2" and 225-ish pounds, he'd look like Arnold at his peak in bodybuilding, because those were Arnold's stats.

And don't tell me Arnold was all muscle bla bla bla...STFU. Save it, Internet Fake Expert.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (/rzvn)

171 Kennedy and Dodd. A couple of regular Good Time Charlies.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

172 "You PRAISED China in the past."

--Acosta

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (MIg60)

173 First Bloat Von Pantsuit and now this freaking relic. It's like we're in a continuous time loop with the most revolting scum from a previous Democrat era being sent through the time displacement equipment in the nude.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM (HX5/u)

174 And there was Trump personally pointing out that China stopped the planes internally, but not the ones that brought the virus to us.

He didn't use the words "act of war" but everyone with ears to hear the truth heard it.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (kOpft)

175 and try to catch a little sunshine on your face. it makes a big difference.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh, sunshine!
I keep messing that up.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 30, 2020 05:13 PM (ufFY
--------------------------------------------

Um, your face is on the other end.

Posted by: Boots at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (oGBso)

176
Ted Kennedy was more like 5'11" and 260 pounds of worthless irish lard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (/rzvn)

177

Trump took an Acosta question seriously.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (8fB/R)

178 >>>Keep resting, even after you are feeling better. I'm not joking. Your body will need the rest to keep it from erupting again, and you may get post viral fatigue in any case.

yes, i will. When I thought I was getting better, last Friday, I think the brief improvement was due to napping through the day.

I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

179
The other bankruptcy is Chapter 7, which is basically liquidation. Ch. 11 tries to keep the business going, holding off creditors. This assume a viable business.

If the business is not viable, then it's liquidation time. You take the business, shoot it, then the creditors, in a pecking order determined by law (and overridden by Democrats for political purposes when it suits them), get pieces of the carcass.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (f1Vqw)

180 That congressional rape payoff fund has got to have some crazy stories in it. Fucking animals the lot.

And murderin Joe gets the interview, just perfect.

Posted by: Pliney at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (nzKWW)

181 I'm in the mood for paste.

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (EgshT)

182 116 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)


I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm all in ladies, I said I'd never wear a life preserver again, but hey, hard times call for hard men...er, and ladies...let's do this!

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (32YRo)

183 Tank nearly is trashy enough to serve as Biden's Veep, but Dodd should come out as a pedophile and that might compensate for his race and gender shortcomings. And, yes, both Biden and Dodd are pedophiles.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (puu6v)

184 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)


I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Buy a 48' to 52' catamaran. More bobbing on top of the water instead of rolling back and forth in a traditional sailboat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (2VADA)

185 they don't call me Packwood for nothing...
get it Pack-wood?

I crack myself up, tip your waitress..
get it, TIP your waitress? oh man I'm on fire.

Posted by: Bob Packwood at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (4tEsR)

186 In fact, he should say publicly, "who else do you think I was thinking of when I made that statement?"
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2020 05:10 PM (SgjGX)

No way. He should not pair himself up in people's minds with scum like this. No need for him to resurrect.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (uEbPt)

187 116 Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)

I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)
.........

You'll need a peg leg and eyepatch.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

188 It got loose "let's say"

So he just implied they intentionally released it in china..

Or maybe it was sloppy language.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (LWu6U)

189 Old PNW joke.

Jerk 1: Hey, did you hear they were having a Bob Packwood sale at Nordstrom?
Jerk 2: No, what's that?

Jerk 1: All dresses half off!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (hKi6n)

190


Hmmm, Chris Dodd...seems he is tight with CHYNA.

The MPA, under CEO Chris Dodd, works closely with the U.S. Government to reach an agreement with China to settle a long-running WTO dispute, opening up China?s film marketplace and dramatically boosting revenue sharing, an action that helped fuel a major expansion in global box office revenue.

Nothing to see here though.

They're starting to circle around their shitty rapist candidate to push him through.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (lg/F7)

191 LOL. Wouldn't be surprised if Garcetti is a butt-boy of Willie Brown's.

Willie Brown has spent seventy years demonstrating convincingly that he is throughly, throughly, heterosexual.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (I2/tG)

192 I remember Mika defended Mark Halperin over his #Metoo issues and I wanna say someone else too.
She is of the "well, he never did anything to me" school of logic.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (AD3JT)

193 >>>Ted Kennedy was more like 5'11" and 260 pounds of worthless irish lard.

two sixty? Please, at least three buck twenty.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

194
Fake New NBC has the longest list of Sexual Predators of all the Fake News Organs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (/rzvn)

195 Trump always in campaign mode in these things, hits his same points over and over daily so nobody in the US misses it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

196 178

yes, i will. When I thought I was getting better, last Friday, I think the brief improvement was due to napping through the day.

I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

Feel better soon, mon ami. And pay no mind to internet diagnoses, though well meaning, are pretty worthless.

Posted by: tubal at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (bCLt0)

197 It doesn't make a wits worth of difference about the VP choice. Biden and his choice are going to get their asses handed to them on a huge platter.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (Wo6t6)

198 16 Holy Crap, you couldn't think of a worse tone deaf pick. Maybe Joe thinks he can pick a chick that will give it up willingly.
_____________

I'll do it! I'll do anything! And once Joe goes fat and black, he ain't never going back!

Posted by: Tank Abrams at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (k4dH2)

199 I don't believe anyone endorsing Biden believe the good things they've said about him.
They know he's corrupt and an idiot. They know he doesn't have a grain of an iota of gravitas.
They know his brain is broken.
They know he's a vile piece of trash.
And they know he's fully capable of raping staff.
Yet they endorse him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (Uu+Jp)

200 PDT schooling Acosta in a straight up way, answering seriously.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (ufFY8)

201 I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)


Allergies have been awful this year. I broke down and bought a Navage sinus cleansing machine.

It's made a huge world of difference.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

202 177 Trump took an Acosta question seriously.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (8fB/R)

And two followups!

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (MIg60)

203
would bet $1000 Biden has no recollection of the incident but doesn't know what to say about it because things like it it probably happened often.

Posted by: LASue

=======

Exactly. Just another day in the office for him.

I don't specifically recall having a cup of coffee last Thursday, but it's certain I had one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (G51Gf)

204 yes, i will. When I thought I was getting better, last Friday, I think the brief improvement was due to napping through the day.

I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

What did they change you medicine to?

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (cF8AT)

205 "180 That congressional rape payoff fund has got to have some crazy stories in it. Fucking animals the lot.

And murderin Joe gets the interview, just perfect."

"Hey, fat, did you screw your intern before you murdered her?"

"Don't call me fat."

Mika giggles, nervously.

You couldn't make this shit up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (puu6v)

206 184
Seriously, if he picks Tank and by some miracle they win, I'm selling all my shit, buying a boat, and living like a pirate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)





I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?

Posted by: nurse ratched





Buy a 48' to 52' catamaran. More bobbing on top of the water instead of rolling back and forth in a traditional sailboat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 30, 2020 05:18 PM (2VADA)

I'm in. I mean we are taking prisoners on the open sea right? You need a cannibal.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (4tEsR)

207 Who fatter
Ted Kennedy or who ever is running North Korea?

Posted by: Yo! at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (lSCnb)

208
6'2" and 225lbs....gimme a farkin' break

Yeah, asshoe writer, Ted Kennedy was built like a pro NFL Tight End or Defensive End.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (/rzvn)

209 195 Trump always in campaign mode in these things, hits his same points over and over daily so nobody in the US misses it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

Except that they do.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (MIg60)

210 The allergies this year is mother nature's idea of a practical joke.


Watch all these people freak out when he sneezes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (G4GU9)

211

CounterPunch has put up a piece from 2008 that is quite interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7q8g5z

Guaranteed old Joe slobbed all over countless young girls...and now we have Dodd, who ran the MPAA, gotta imagine that asshole was all over young actresses.

Poor Rose McGowan...probably in a fetal position about now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (lg/F7)

212 And that's what they're going with.


Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (uEbPt)

Her accusation was made in 1993 as corroborated by her witnesses, so she went forward in time to 2010 to read the book to go back to 1993?
Perhaps her father put her story into the book instead?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (sGfPf)

213 I never liked the fact that the voters of a single state determines who makes life changing decisions that effect me. Even when it's my 'party'.

That Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd had the power to determine what I in Texas can and can't do always bothered me. Now it's the voters of Kentucky that continue to determine who has that power. And California and New York of course now in the House. The seniority power structure is definitely not indicative of Federalism. . That's why I think a mandatory retirement age is needed.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

214 signing off and leaving you with my favorite new character

bwahahahaha

'Terrifying' plague doctor: U.K. police search for person in full 17th century outfit stalking suburb

A person dressed as a 17th century plague doctor has been alarming residents in one U.K. town, by stalking around his local neighbourhood complete with haunting black cloak and beaked mask.

Residents have taken to a local Facebook page to express fears that their kids would be frightened by the person's appearance.

One person posted, the BBC reports: "Scared the life out of my missus. Terrifying for kids."

"Just casually... strolling around the village in a plague costume? That's just not normal is it, do it indoors it's bloody terrifying for poor little kids," another wrote.


https://tinyurl.com/ybxy2th4

still laughing
check it out if you haven't yet

great image.

night night

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (8fB/R)

215 Can you imagine the White House if Biden is elected?

He'd be like Gov. William J. Le Petomane in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (I2/tG)

216 Step by step.

Slowly I turned,.... Step by step.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 30, 2020 05:21 PM (LWu6U)

217
i had a very, very bad day yesterday but got a new medicine. Today I'm doing a lot better. I'm hoping that by tomorrow I'll be almost back to normal.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

=====

Ace, when My Nephew had whatever he had in February, it hung on for several weeks. The worst part was he was totally wiped out and fatigued for two weeks. He was getting up at 9am and collapsing into bed by 6pm.

Please feel free to call an early day, or post a couple open threads and take a nap.

Drink water, Gatorade, and lots of other fluids. Drink lots of water.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (+0uDE)

218 Azrael is the angel of death. Not Uriel. This is twice ace has made this mistake.

I mean, Uriel would be cool too, but he isn't the angel of death.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (CPk08)

219 Who is the fake blonde next to that John reporter?
She is a bit of a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

220 Who fatter
Ted Kennedy or who ever is running North Korea?
Posted by: Yo! at April 30, 2020 05:20 PM (lSCnb)


Kim has lost quite a bit of weight recently.

When they drained his body fluids.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)

221 To be fair, Dodd doesn't do nearly as much sexual assault and whoring around now that Ted's dead.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (+lVUW)

222 John Roberts can't attribute a source to a quote but wants DJT to comment on it.

Gravitas huh?

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (fvdH/)

223 WHO: "they're like the public relations company for China"

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (MIg60)

224 The WHO is the public relations agency of China!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

225 I'm surprised and saddened to learn that the grotesque Hutt gangster Chris Dodd is still alive.




I am as shocked as you are.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (zr5Kq)

226 LOL. They picked the team guaranteed to ask him much more about the silly allegations against Trump than the ones against Biden.

Ace, how right you are.

192 I remember Mika defended Mark Halperin over his #Metoo issues and I wanna say someone else too.
She is of the "well, he never did anything to me" school of logic.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (AD3JT)

I was going to make this very point, but I was beaten to it.

I'll just add to that the recollection that Mika lobbied to get Halperin admitted back into the media fold. Which makes sense, because there is no reason that the fabulist/plagiarist Mike Barnicle should be allowed anywhere near a news facility - but there he is, sitting at the Morning Joe set, drawing a paycheck.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (iuFgi)

227 >>Ted Kennedy was 6'2"?
Ted Kennedy was not 6'2".
Maybe 6 feet even. Maybe.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I was that tall when I was standing on my usual load of bullshit.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (0FTCx)

228
OT, Michigan's harridan governor Whitmer is creating some taxpayer
supported program to give a free college education to all the "front
line workers" during Covid pandemic. That includes health care workers,
grocery store clerks, essential retail clerks, take out restaurant
workers, etc.


---
That's nice. Now, how did she get that spending through the legislature? The legislature that was talking about curbing her emergency powers. The legislature that she has been fighting with since Day One.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (sGfPf)

229


Patrick Hussion @PatrickHussion
17m
NEW: Pres. Trump says he'd consider bringing Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. Says he feels he'll be fully exonerated. @OANN


12m
#BREAKING: Pres. Trump: "I would certainly consider it", regarding whether he would welcome Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. #OANN

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (FIZJX)

230 Heh, so after blue states and cities were first to shut down and clearly intend to be last to open up, with the carnage that has done to their tax coffers, *now* we're going to talk about withholding federal funds from sanctuary cities and states.

Posted by: Methos at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (kOpft)

231 That's a good question.

If this is a war, how do you define victory?

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (MIg60)

232 "215 Can you imagine the White House if Biden is elected?

He'd be like Gov. William J. Le Petomane in Blazing Saddles."

That would be a feature, not a bug. There is a plan to set up a Regency to run the country while this senile rapist drools.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (puu6v)

233 I thought Dodd was dead and buried.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:06 PM (fvdH/)

Keep thinking those good thoughts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:08 PM (jnM20)
----
Prolly got himself a Chicom liver transplant.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (fvdH/)

234 John Roberts can't attribute a source to a quote but wants DJT to comment on it.

Gravitas huh?

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (fvdH/)


TOP.MEN are not exclusive to the government!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (jnM20)

235 >>12m
#BREAKING: Pres. Trump: "I would certainly consider it", regarding whether he would welcome Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. #OANN

This makes me very happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Actually, Jill, I think this Alexanderia O'Connor woman has some spunk. And some nice tits. Can I motorboat...err...select her as my VP? All my staffers say she is really big on Twizzler and FaceSpace whatever the hell that means.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (WdocV)

237 They really can't shake their TDS, can they?

Gotcha questions all the way.

He ought to respond, "what was that? What has enchanted me most in all this? The resiliency and fortitude of the American people have enchanted me most. Beautiful enchantment. Huge enchantment. Enchantment everywhere."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (+fPHo)

238 Prolly got himself a Chicom liver transplant.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (fvdH/)


Recycled Uighur?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (jnM20)

239 I was that tall when I was standing on my usual load of bullshit.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (0FTCx)
Yes: the gravity is less at that altitude. But you also needed supplemental oxygen and a pressure suit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (CPk08)

240 I'll just print some more Deutschmarks.

Posted by: Karen Whitmer at April 30, 2020 05:25 PM (EgshT)

241 I wonder if Joe is even capable of being coached into a non-train wreck tomorrow. On his best day, his knee jerk reaction is to get angry and belligerent even in the friendliest of company.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:26 PM (AD3JT)

242 Patrick Hussion @PatrickHussion
17m
NEW: Pres. Trump says he'd consider bringing Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. Says he feels he'll be fully exonerated. @OANN


12m
#BREAKING: Pres. Trump: "I would certainly consider it", regarding whether he would welcome Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. #OANN
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (FIZJX)


that is nice. don't think it'll happen. Flynn had enough of it I think.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:26 PM (zr5Kq)

243 That Joe on Joe interview will be totally scripted. The good thing for us is Joey Fingers could still say anything at any time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

244 I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

I know someone who has that, and stress really aggravates it. As in starts it off.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 05:26 PM (uEbPt)

245 >>>Ted Kennedy was more like 5'11" and 260 pounds of worthless irish lard.

two sixty? Please, at least three buck twenty.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:19 PM (PbpT7)
-----------------------------------------

At least. Was in Boston years ago when Teddie Splash walked through the lobby of our hotel, and I got a good look at him. Vile and disgusting, and morbidly obese, truly a disgusting pile of corpulent flesh. And he couldn't walk a straight line, he was gimping his way across the floor, like his knees couldn't be trusted to keep him vertical.

Posted by: Boots at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (oGBso)

246 "235 >>12m
#BREAKING: Pres. Trump: "I would certainly consider it", regarding whether he would welcome Gen. Michael Flynn back into his administration. #OANN

This makes me very happy."

Seconded.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (puu6v)

247 Flynn would make an excellent Secretary of Payback.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)

248 222 John Roberts can't attribute a source to a quote but wants DJT to comment on it.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:22 PM (fvdH/)

So PDT wouldn't answer; he's training them, one by one.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (MIg60)

249 That's nice. Now, how did she get that spending through the legislature? The legislature that was talking about curbing her emergency powers. The legislature that she has been fighting with since Day One.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (sGfPf)
---
Fuckin' executive-order it!

Posted by: Gretchen Whittmer Channeling Judge Reinhold in Ruthless People at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (Eicbe)

250 225 I'm surprised and saddened to learn that the grotesque Hutt gangster Chris Dodd is still alive.

I am as shocked as you are.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (zr5Kq)

Shocked that he's alive?

What's more shocking is - right after he left Congress - he became the head of the MPAA, which was the movie lobbying organization formerly headed by Jack Valenti, who was LBJ's hatchet man.

Dodd went right from the Hollywood for ugly people to the real Hollywood. Wouldn't be surprised if he swapped 'stories' with Harvey Weinstein back in the day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (iuFgi)

251 I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh hell yes

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (93WQJ)

252
OT, Michigan's harridan governor Whitmer is creating some taxpayer
supported program to give a free college education to all the "front
line workers" during Covid pandemic. That includes health care workers,
grocery store clerks, essential retail clerks, take out restaurant
workers, etc.


=======

"A" free college education?

Like a four-year degree?

For one season of extra work in private industry?

First of all, I'd call that overkill on the gratitude -- like, duh, she's pandering for votes.

Second, do those people *want* to go to college? I once heard a story that some US auto maker decades ago offered a free four-year degree to line workers who were losing jobs at a plant. They got zero takers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (G51Gf)

253 Effing idiots asking stupid repetitive gotcha questions of MY President!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (jnM20)

254 Trump live - protecting seniors

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (zr5Kq)

255 Ace, this nasal cleansing system saved me from my allergies:

https://tinyurl.com/y667eju7

Over-the-counter allergy meds weren't doing diddly for me. I started out using this twice a day, and now just use it at bedtime. It's been life-changing.

I bought it online from Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

256
Here's a preview of tomorrow's scripted informercial with Biden and the two twits on msdnc: It's gonna 100% about Trump.

Who wants to bet my left nut Tara Reade's name will not be mentioned once? They'll dance around her identity, but never say her name.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (Cljj9)

257 waitress senators some assembly required

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (JFO2v)

258 I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.
==================
I have noticed a pattern, that hit during the first weeks of the closure. I had a ton of clear discharge/post nasal drip for 2 weeks. Then, overnight, it flipped from above my shoulders to my chest/upper respiratory. I was freaked and went to get a chest x-ray. (It's own weird experience...) My lungs were clear.
My symptoms abated when it was raining; so I think it is pollen allergies. It gets worse as I get older.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (7Fj9P)

259 taking qs

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (zr5Kq)

260
Dammit, I can't find anything on just what Treasury is doing. Borrow $1.1T in a month and just park the cash.

This worries me on just what the fuck they are doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

261 Are you thinking about not paying our debt to China?
I can do that better, through tariffs.

We've heard this at many pressers.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (MIg60)

262 Prolly got himself a Chicom liver transplant.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:24 PM (fvdH/)
---
Probably ordered the more expensive Covid-free variation.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

263 6'2" and 225lbs....gimme a farkin' break

Yeah, asshoe writer, Ted Kennedy was built like a pro NFL Tight End or Defensive End.
______________

I don't remember him being that tall, but he was definitely over 200 pounds. Guy was fat.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (k4dH2)

264 NYFB to Karl (I think)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (jnM20)

265 Just to stick it to them I like the thought of the WH hiring Flynn again. But in an important position of part of the decision making I don't want Flynn anywhere close to the WH.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (2DOZq)

266 taking qs
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (zr5Kq)
---
And kicking As.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

267 >>> that is nice. don't think it'll happen. Flynn had enough of it I think.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:26 PM

If it was done in a way in which Flynn could stride across the skulls of his defeated persecutors it might work.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (l6b3d)

268 Biden is supposed to be on Morning Joe tomorrow.
Posted by: Ktgreat


First Tara Reade, and now he's going to be on Morning Joe?

This guy is insatiable!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)

269 259 taking qs
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (zr5Kq)

runner, this link is ahead of some others:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6KwBOyhybg

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (MIg60)

270 263 6'2" and 225lbs....gimme a farkin' break

Yeah, asshoe writer, Ted Kennedy was built like a pro NFL Tight End or Defensive End.
______________

I don't remember him being that tall, but he was definitely over 200 pounds. Guy was fat.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (k4dH2)

he could stand flat footed and fuck a secretary

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (JFO2v)

271 251
I can sail, and if it's a motorboat, I can read a chart and work a galley. can I come too?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2020 05:15 PM (d7Ww2)



Oh hell yes

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:27 PM (93WQJ)

Ok, if you don't want me on the boat...will you at least take me prisoner.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (4tEsR)

272 Ok, this timeline has to be some elaborate joke by God. There's no other explanation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 30, 2020 04:57 PM

-------

Ask the Israelites what happened to them when they turned their back on God? They wrote it all down in several books of the Old Testament.

The God of Christianity may be more forgiving, but we still must believe in Him, and attempt to Serve Him if we expect his Grace. Most of what ails this nation would be solved if we all attempted to follow his Commandments, and treated each other better. Maybe he feels we are lacking in Devotion, and need a reminder?

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)

273 Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300

Posted by: Yo! at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (lSCnb)

274 How many bankruptcies has President Trump been through, survived, thrived and come out ahead?

And this man is now president of the US.

Hmmmm,

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

275 "The Republican-run states are doing very well."

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (MIg60)

276 Who wants to bet my left nut Tara Reade's name will not be mentioned once? They'll dance around her identity, but never say her name.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:28 PM (Cljj9

That would be the 12th appearance where she wasn't mentioned.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

277 Trump to NY/IL/CA: na, bro.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (+fPHo)

278 you get a chinese liver trans

you want another next year

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (JFO2v)

279 PDT: Republican run states are doing better.

Finally he makes that point clearly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (ufFY8)

280 thx m

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (zr5Kq)

281 At first I thought it read "Urkel the angel of death"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at April 30, 2020 05:31 PM (UFgOG)

282 273 Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300
Posted by: Yo! at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (lSCnb)

hes a black woman in the US?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (JFO2v)

283 Republican run states are doing better.

It's the masks!

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (EgshT)

284 273
Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300

Posted by: Yo! at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (lSCnb)

Kim Jong Oblate Spheroid

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (CPk08)

285 Ok, if you don't want me on the boat...will you at least take me prisoner.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 30, 2020 05:30 PM (4tEsR)

All the Horde is welcome. But we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (93WQJ)

286 The WHO is the public relations agency of China!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


I expected so much more from Pete Townsend.

(shakes head in dismay)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

287 And I said to Un, "Look fat, I'm taking one of your turds, and you ain't stoppin' me!"

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

288 All the Horde is welcome. But we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (93WQJ)

How about a used oil tanker?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

289 he could stand flat footed and fuck a secretary
______________

Probably the most comfortable way for her to be assaulted, given how fat he was. If he tried to get on top of her, he'd crush her. And since he was a flabby, out-of-shape alcoholic, he probably would have had trouble holding himself up off her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (k4dH2)

290 NJ: debt, costs, difficulties

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (MIg60)

291 @247

That's literally the greatest thing ever said on the internets.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (cPWGb)

292 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?

Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)

293 268
Biden is supposed to be on Morning Joe tomorrow.

Posted by: Ktgreat





First Tara Reade, and now he's going to be on Morning Joe?



This guy is insatiable!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:29 PM (vcOmj)


Odds he sniffs and gropes Mika on live TV?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (sGfPf)

294 Masks? Nah.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (+fPHo)

295 Where's your mask ? Asked the reporter with no mask.

Posted by: Pliney at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (nzKWW)

296 He's really getting good at these things. Lost the rally format, he invents another.

Posted by: dartist at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (K22Va)

297 All the Horde is welcome.



Can I bring a friend ?

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (zr5Kq)

298 Brealing News:
Santa Cruz County just extended "shelter-in-place" rules INDEFINITELY.
Oh joy, oh joy. 273,300 people, 124 cases, 2 deaths. Idiots.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

299 'ettes, why don't we focus on destroying any Dem candidate, whether it's Rapey Joe or whoever?

I kinda hate giving up my home and our business.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

300 286
The WHO is the public relations agency of China!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt





I expected so much more from Pete Townsend.



(shakes head in dismay)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

Probably Daltry's fault.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (ufFY8)

301 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)

That's the Trump MO.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (2DOZq)

302 Odds on Joe zonking out midsentence and reflexively sticking three fingers in Mika?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (lJuMe)

303 How about a used oil tanker?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (2DOZq)


Waterworld

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (jnM20)

304 So NBS launched it new streaming cable network this week chock full of free movies. I watched Secretary last night.. check it out kind of a never seen before plot..

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (qdETu)

305 ha ha NBC

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (qdETu)

306 Santa Cruz County just extended "shelter-in-place" rules INDEFINITELY.


Better to totally panic and overreact, I always say!

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (EgshT)

307 296 He's really getting good at these things. Lost the rally format, he invents another.
Posted by: dartist at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (K22Va)

Yep. He's schooling them. Phenomenal.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (MIg60)

308 302 Odds on Joe zonking out midsentence and reflexively sticking three fingers in Mika?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (lJuMe)

Bet she can take a fist

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (JFO2v)

309 Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300
Posted by: Yo!


Well, not any more, is he.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (vcOmj)

310 The problem with Biden denying what occurred is that we have news footage of him feeling up perfect strangers, including young girls.

If he did that creepy shit on camera, imagine what's believeable about him in private.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

311 302
Odds on Joe zonking out midsentence and reflexively sticking three fingers in Mika?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (lJuMe)

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY8)

312 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?



Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)


I dunno, but progs here in GA are twisting themselves into pretzels trying to figure out how to hate OrangeMan who trashed Brian Kemp, who they hate.

It's been....something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

313 OH NBC free movie network named Peacock..!

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (qdETu)

314 Yeah, he is keeping them standing, lol

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (zr5Kq)

315 Who is this terrible woman that he keeps calling on?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (+Dp5p)

316 Paul Sperry says the biggest lie of Spygate has yet to come out.

That is that the NYT, Wapo, and CNN all knew that Deep State was colluding with Hillary to take down Trump and deliberately tried covering and distorting the stories.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (Eicbe)

317 302
Odds on Joe zonking out midsentence and reflexively sticking three fingers in Mika?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (lJuMe)

And then Joe would say "Mmmmm, Wella Balsam, I always liked that shampoo. Now then, where's that little minx Maddow?"


And Democrat voters everywhere would seize up from the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (sGfPf)

318 Jane, be sure to take the queso dip to the beach with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (Wo6t6)

319 I dunno, but progs here in GA are twisting themselves into pretzels trying to figure out how to hate OrangeMan who trashed Brian Kemp, who they hate.

It's been....something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

Cat

jelly

new carpet

perpetual motion

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)

320 Who is this terrible woman that he keeps calling on?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (+Dp5p)


You're going to need to narrow it down....bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

321 Better to totally panic and overreact, I always say!

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at April 30, 2020 05:35 PM (EgshT)


Whatever you do "Don't Panic!"

Posted by: D Addams at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (jnM20)

322 After the 2020 when Pubs prevail and take back the house Dems will be in serious doo doo

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (qdETu)

323 Well, not any more, is he.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:36 PM (vcOmj)
Depends on how cold they are keeping him.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (CPk08)

324
When Trump brings in Flynn as the NSA, he should have a brief, simple ceremony in the rose garden:

Hand him an ordinary broom and say, "Go get 'em."

Posted by: Gooshy at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (Y7dwb)

325 Gov Murphy had very high praise of Trump today during their presser.


Posted by: Ha at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (sQq+E)

326 All the Horde is welcome. But we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:32 PM (93WQJ)
-----
We'll give the Crimson Permanent Assurance Co. a run for the money?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (4o2K3)

327 Why don't you guys investigate China and the outbreak? Isn't that what journalists do?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (+fPHo)

328 Over at democratic underground (they are really democrat establishment elites and party hacks) Are demanding that chris hayes be fired for bringing up the tara reade allegations on his show last night. This was the first nightly show to bring this taboo subject up on msnbc's nightly shows.

Posted by: raimondo at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (NY6oO)

329 The fact that PDT is avoiding details about this Chinese virus thing tells me that there is some real serious shit behind this.
Same with Kim Jung Un.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

330 292 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)

I didn't watch it, but it's here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJTqMrM0OQ

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (MIg60)

331 Done!

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (MIg60)

332 Now then, where's that little minx Maddow?

bet she smells of old spice and mens shoes

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (JFO2v)

333 Joe on the morning joe show. They started rehearsing two weeks ago .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (Wo6t6)

334 It was just a little over an hour.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (MIg60)

335
Jane, be sure to take the queso dip to the beach with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:37 PM (Wo6t6)


Beach trip is canceled. Because no short-term rentals. So the beach house we reserved way back is a no-go.

And since canceling, I'm getting slammed with spam from the "Forgotten Coast." "Please come visit! We need you!"


Yeah, no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

336 Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300
Posted by: Yo!


Well, not any more, is he.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

Is he still dead ?

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (arJlL)

337 324
When Trump brings in Flynn as the NSA, he should have a brief, simple ceremony in the rose garden:

Hand him an ordinary broom and say, "Go get 'em."
______________

It would be better if he handed him a machine gun and said that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (k4dH2)

338 So armed protesters stormed MIchigan capital today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (G4GU9)

339 Nice calm DJT today, hit all his points, no shouting by reports, good presser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (r+sAi)

340 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (MVjcR)

341 When Trump brings in Flynn as the NSA, he should have a brief, simple ceremony in the rose garden:

Hand him an ordinary broom and say, "Go get 'em."
Posted by: Gooshy


He hands him a semi-auto pump, and says "This is your broomstick. Go get 'em!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (vcOmj)

342 It is interesting that Biden is picking people who are super loyal to him, not people trying to broaden his reach etc. He and Dodd are BFF, and they knew Garcetti's dad well too.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (svbBD)

343 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)
-----
The art of the deal, you never say anything negative about anyone you're negotiating with.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (fvdH/)

344 That's nice. Now, how did she get that spending through the legislature? The legislature that was talking about curbing her emergency powers. The legislature that she has been fighting with since Day One.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 30, 2020 05:23 PM (sGfPf)

She hasn't yet. Although I'm sure she'll attempt either shaming the legislature or she'll find some corrupt judge somewhere that will allow her to simply make it out of some education program .

She spent yesterday twerking to winning a lawsuit against her to reopen the state. She spent today threatening the legislature that if they don't grant her another 28 days of emergency powers ( told them she was being reasonable by not asking for more) she will get emergency powers without them. ( code for I'll go to court, I'm sure she's judge shopping as we speak). She has continued the shut down shut in order until May 15.

Legislature has said they have tried several attempts at negotiating a compromise and she is unwilling to consider them.

She says she is "saving lives".

Posted by: Jen the original at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (7zB87)

345 We could commandeer one of those cruise ships! I'll be the bartender!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

346 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY

As usual, PDJT is way smarter than they want to think he is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (jnM20)

347 329 The fact that PDT is avoiding details about this Chinese virus thing tells me that there is some real serious shit behind this.
Same with Kim Jung Un.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY

It came from a lab. Not on porpoise but careless.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

348 Is he still dead ?
Posted by: JT


That's what they say.

Posted by: Generalissimo Francisco Franco at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

349 Kim UN fat is supposedly 5 feet six and 300
Posted by: Yo!


Well, not any more, is he.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

Is he still dead ?
Posted by: JT at April 30, 2020 05:39 PM (arJlL)
-----
Check with Buzzion.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (4o2K3)

350 Odds he sniffs and gropes Mika on live TV?
Posted by: Mikey NTH


I'd pay a dollar to see that!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

351
About the closing of all California beaches:

Newsom threw every police chief and city administrator in the state under the bus. Claims he never said ALL beaches, only meant OC (the scene of last weekend's crimes). Says they all got it wrong.

The memo he sent out is published on Twitter. It said all beaches.

So now he's going with OC, and it's obvious that it's because the surfers, sunbathers, and skaters went out last weekend without his permission. I hope they fucking THRONG this weekend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (G51Gf)

352 GA lifting shelter in place for most. Elderly and fragile (snowflakes ?) need to continue sheltering.

Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (zr5Kq)

353 299 'ettes, why don't we focus on destroying any Dem candidate, whether it's Rapey Joe or whoever?

I kinda hate giving up my home and our business.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

Well, sure. But I don't underestimate the stupidity of the voting population, or the potential for voter fraud from the Dems. So the boat idea is Plan B.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

354 329 The fact that PDT is avoiding details about this Chinese virus thing tells me that there is some real serious shit behind this.
Same with Kim Jung Un.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY


It's been published that the Marines are giving their helicopters to the Army, giving away their helicopters, buying everything rocket, and preparing to occupy the DIY islands in the South China Sea.

Radio says many pleasure boats cruising at Kim's favorite seaside retreat. No pictures of him swimming, yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (+Dp5p)

355 Jane, I'm sorry for that. I know you were so looking forward to going.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (Wo6t6)

356 345 We could commandeer one of those cruise ships! I'll be the bartender!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (dUJdY)

Jewel is Issac!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (JFO2v)

357 Over at democratic underground (they are really democrat establishment elites and party hacks) Are demanding



Are they stamping their little feet? I love when they stamp their little feet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

358 Don't go outside.
Shelter in place.
Turn off the lights.
Hang upside down from the rafters.

Posted by: Vampire Newsome at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

359 New Joe Digenova (Audio) from today. 14 min.

His prior "dope" has been decent (not great), but he IS an insider of DC politics, and these comments are interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/ycsta8x9

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (DRgs8)

360 The fact that PDT is avoiding details about this Chinese virus thing tells me that there is some real serious shit behind this.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY
----
Thats what spooked them and why we into lockdown.... they know it came from a lab and they were fearful of what gain of function had been conducted on it.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (fvdH/)

361 Radio says many pleasure boats cruising at Kim's favorite seaside retreat. No pictures of him swimming, yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (+Dp5p)

Jap whaling vessels ready to fire harpoons.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)

362 Wonder if Whitmer got the message.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (G4GU9)

363 YAWN...great nap.
What'd I miss?

Bob Packwood.? A very good friend of mine's wife took a job working for him.
He wasn't married long afterwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (axyOa)

364 The problem with them scripting the whole interview tomorrow, as they have clearly been trying to do the past few weeks with some of his video appearances, is he can't stray from the script even the slightest bit or the whole thing goes sideways.
Some of the most embarrassing shit he's done recently has been him screwing up reading off a TelePrompTer or notes.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (AD3JT)

365 343 President Trump keeps praising Governor Murphy to the hilt. What the heck went on at their meeting today?
Posted by: bluebell at April 30, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)
-----
The art of the deal, you never say anything negative about anyone you're negotiating with.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (fvdH/)

Formerly termed 'blowing smoke up your pant leg'

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (qdETu)

366 You can "save the lives" of 100% of the people who don't die during that time.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (Eicbe)

367 the surfers, sunbathers, and skaters went out last weekend without his permission. I hope they fucking THRONG this weekend.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (G51Gf)
.........

I hope the sunbathers thong.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

368 Jewel is Issac!

I'm not black but my jokes are better!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (dUJdY)

369 The fact that PDT is avoiding details about this Chinese virus thing tells me that there is some real serious shit behind this.
Same with Kim Jung Un.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:38 PM (ufFY


The only rational explanation for the Kung Flu Freakout is that western intel really believes that China shit their own bed with a bio-weapon then they put a bunch of carriers onto international flights while having strict quarantine domestically. Which kind of follows the news back when it started. But Nazi Pelosi does not talk about that anymore, just have a good time in Chinatown for New Year!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (1g7ch)

370

I can't walk you out on the morning Joe my honey,
I can't walk you out on the morning Joe today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (aKsyK)

371 i have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. i win.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (KP5rU)

372 364 The problem with them scripting the whole interview tomorrow, as they have clearly been trying to do the past few weeks with some of his video appearances, is he can't stray from the script even the slightest bit or the whole thing goes sideways.
Some of the most embarrassing shit he's done recently has been him screwing up reading off a TelePrompTer or notes.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (AD3JT)

The "interview" will be theirs, not his. They'll drag the right answers out of him.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (MIg60)

373 It came from a lab. Not on porpoise but careless.





Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (JFO2v)

I tend to subscribe to this theory.
It explains the massive, sudden lockdown that was imposed, because, wtf does this virus do?
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to be Four Horsemen level, and now the problem is yanking the leashes of our unmasked little Hitlers running around drunk on power.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (ufFY8)

374 'blowing smoke up your pant leg ass'


* Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (zRJXx)

375 Not Babylon Bee: While rumors of Nesom closing all beaches and trails in May, the state has just released 7 High Risk Sex Offenders Released in Orange County, CA

https://tinyurl.com/y7mg6rlt

W
T
F
?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (bDqIh)

376 >>>I hope they fucking THRONG this weekend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:41 PM (G51Gf)


It's one thing going to the beach when it's cold, cloudy and damp.

And entirely different thing when it's hot with intense SUN. Sun kills that crap.

People should be ordered to stand in the sun x # of hours a day.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (+Dp5p)

377
i have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. i win.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


What?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:46 PM (qCp+w)

378 Well, not ordered, but advised.
For your health.
Naked if your pretty.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:46 PM (+Dp5p)

379 Seriously, chavez the hugo?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

380 All Biden knows is that Dodd can get chicks!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 30, 2020 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

381 371 i have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. i win.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (KP5rU)

What?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:47 PM (Ez6QX)

382 i have been diagnosed with terminal cancer. i win.

uh.. what? Please tell me this is a joke of some sort. Please.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

383 not too hard to figure out, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:47 PM (KP5rU)

384 Posted by: Jen the original at April 30, 2020 05:16 PM

wHitler is proposing that. What is her proposal to pay for free college? I'm sure UAW would be all in on a tax increase./

Posted by: clutch at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (9UmRs)

385 Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (fvdH/)

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (1g7ch)

*fistbump*
Horde hive mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (ufFY8)

386 Thats what spooked them and why we into lockdown.... they know it came from a lab and they were fearful of what gain of function had been conducted on it.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:43 PM (fvdH/)
+++++++++++++
This is my suspicion. As I think about this shit show and the fact that Trump not only permitted but encouraged it - and most other national leaders in the world did so, too - I get very curious.

As this thing has evolved, it looks to be "not that bad" all-in. It is not bad enough to justify the response that not only we but most countries have given it. We look tame compared to, say, Ireland where they have hard martial law, roadblocks, checkpoints, "essential business" only can pass, and anyone coming in has to quarantine with tracking for two weeks. This simply does not justify the response it has been given.

Which makes me wonder, and this is what I come up with, too. My guess is that a spymaster in the IC gave a briefing to Trump in January that this outbreak in China had a realistic probability of coming from the Wuhan research lab and thus may be synthetic or engineered and thus may be a bioweapon - and that the Chinese were lying about its origins and transmissiblity and that the WHO was carrying water for the Chinese. In response, he locked out China and forbade any non-resident from coming in from that country. As "community spread" took hold in parts of this country, it snowballed and escalated from there.

As it turns out, the origin may be from the Wuhan lab, but it doesn't look like a well-engineered bioweapon. But assuming that it was one is the only thing I can come up with that would cause this kind of reaction more or less around the world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (hYcqw)

387 Not Babylon Bee: While rumors of Nesom closing all beaches and trails in May, the state has just released 7 High Risk Sex Offenders Released in Orange County, CA

https://tinyurl.com/y7mg6rlt

W
T
F
?


Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM



Isn't OC a kind of conservative island in the sea of socialism? Of it this just old fashioned payback?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (axyOa)

388 Mark Knoller
@markknoller
6m
Pres Trump not holding formal daily briefings, but has been having 2 lengthy press instabilities each day this week.

?

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (MIg60)

389 no joke.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (KP5rU)

390 chavez, if this is so, I 'm cranking out the prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (Wo6t6)

391 Not Babylon Bee: While rumors of Nesom closing all beaches and trails in May, the state has just released 7 High Risk Sex Offenders Released in Orange County, CA
.......

Maybe they'll go to the beach and wind up in jail again.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

392 "uh.. what? Please tell me this is a joke of some sort. Please."

Yeh....What Jewells said.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (zRJXx)

393 374 'blowing smoke up your pant leg ass'


* Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM (zRJXx)

Well I I thought of that but coming fresh off a long term ban I figured it would get my point across and it did! Yup right up thee ole bung hole heh

Posted by: New and Improved Commentor what Ace unbanned.. at April 30, 2020 05:49 PM (qdETu)

394 Newsome can go fuck himself. I'm going to the beach this weekend!

Posted by: keena at April 30, 2020 05:49 PM (G8zX4)

395 Nancy Pelousi's defence of Joe Biden: "Don't you peons know who he is?!!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)

396 Biden's looking for a new handwarmer? Dodd's the man for it.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 30, 2020 05:49 PM (Pw6wN)

397
not too hard to figure out, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo



God Damn It

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 30, 2020 05:49 PM (qCp+w)

398 Picking turds up by the clean end.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (goAgZ)

399 Very sorry to hear that, chavez.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)

400 Chris Dodd is 75.

Ye gods, Dems. Really?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (XrCyE)

401 Mr. Biden, can you describe for us the most charming moment in your encounter with Ms. Reade, as you jammed your your fist up her hoohah?

Posted by: Joe and Mika at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (Z4rgH)

402 GA lifting shelter in place for most. Elderly and fragile (snowflakes ?) need to continue sheltering.
Posted by: runner

How are they defining elderly?

Posted by: corn and beans at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (tkNkP)

403 " no joke."

Shit.

Prayers would seem to be in order.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (zRJXx)

404 no joke.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM



Damn.
Hitting my knees for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (axyOa)

405 I'm really sorry, Chavez. Prayers for you, of course. :-(

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (hYcqw)

406 389 no joke.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (KP5rU)

OMG Chavez. I'm so, so sorry! Praying for you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

407 Mark Knoller does a really good job of summarizing some of the main points. Like this; I could never do this:

Mark Knoller
@markknoller
45m
Pres says he may not have to pardon Gen Flynn because he'll be exonerated of charges against him due to FBI misconduct reflected in unsealed documents, which Pres calls "just disgraceful." And says he "would certainly consider" bringing Flynn back into the Administration.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (MIg60)

408 389 no joke.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (KP5rU)
--------
Damn. Very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Weasel at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR)

409 A real dreamboat.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdnqz5x

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

410 Such sad news. Damn Chavez. No words.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (G4GU9)

411 I'm truly sorry, Chavez the Hugo.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (sWM8x)

412 As it turns out, the origin may be from the Wuhan lab, but it doesn't look like a well-engineered bioweapon. But assuming that it was one is the only thing I can come up with that would cause this kind of reaction more or less around the world.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (hYcqw)
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If they were serious about the lock-down, they would have allowed Connecticut's road blocks from New York, the Pandemic State.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (Eicbe)

413 Chavez the hugo.. no words. You will be in my daily prayers. Second opinion maybe? Or have you gone that route. Damn dude.. I'm really sorry.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

414 Pic of said sandwich has been disappeared?

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (6mvRv)

415 @MSNBCPR

Tomorrow in a @Morning_Joe exclusive, former Vice President @JoeBiden
joins @JoeNBC, @morningmika @WillieGeist to respond for the first
time to the recent allegation of sexual assault.

_________



Joining the gang will be Biden's new personal attorney, Michael Avenatti, from his prison cell via Zoom.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (RGTnM)

416 Aw, man! So sorry to hear that, Chavez.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (bDqIh)

417 When did Ted Kennedy just weight 225 pounds? Not in the 80s

Posted by: Oldcat at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

418
W
T
F
?


Posted by: Lizzy at April 30, 2020 05:45 PM

Washington State was one vote away from releasing the Green River Killer. I guess they were hoping he could bag his 50th.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (Pw6wN)

419 Chavez, I have no words.

We're here. Every step of the way and keep hope alive, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (XrCyE)

420 chavez the hugo... I sincerely hope you are a Christian and your faith is strong. Rely on that faith above all else, and let us know if there is something we can do for you.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (Ds0hh)

421 Kennedy may have been over 6 foot, but he was not under 270...at least not from the look of his frame...and it was not an ounce of muscle in there - other than the gristle between his ears...

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (32YRo)

422 And the days hits keep coming...

This whole fucking year sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (goAgZ)

423 Prayers up, Chavez !

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (arJlL)

424 A real dreamboat.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdnqz5x
Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
........

OMG he has moobs in his armpits.

Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

425 If they were serious about the lock-down, they would have allowed Connecticut's road blocks from New York, the Pandemic State.
Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (Eicbe)
+++++++++++++
By that time, the bodies already weren't piling up quickly enough for it to have been what they feared it was. If they were, there would have been nationwide martial law and hard quarantine zones.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (hYcqw)

426 no joke.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48 PM (KP5rU)
*************
When were you diagnosed?
OMG. Reading that just gave me a lump in my throat. I will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (wiXsO)

427 This whole fucking year sucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (goAgZ)

It certainly does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

428 389 no joke.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:48
--------------------------------
That sucks. So sorry to hear. Will include you in my prayers.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (Dhht7)

429 _Restricted flights from Wuhan other provinces
_Forced flights into regions (Hong Kong) that did not want them in.
_Allowed flights from Wuhan to major destinations world wide

Red Flag
Red Flag
Red Flag

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (+Dp5p)

430 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (goAgZ)

yeah, pretty much. This just.. crap I can't even type right now. Gonna step away for a bit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (dUJdY)

431 At this moment Chris Dodd's wiki, edited today, lists him as a "waitress physical position coordinator".

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (2oYEN)

432 WTF is Sloppy Choppers on for?

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCEU2)

433 Modern day Caligulas running around drunk looking to poke something or get poked. Not my betters. No sir.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2020 05:54 PM (XhWtx)

434 This whole fucking year sucks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (goAgZ)

It certainly does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

Don't worry Jordo - a pirate's life is fun! I promise!

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 05:54 PM (32YRo)

435 407 Mark Knoller does a really good job of summarizing some of the main points. Like this; I could never do this:

Mark Knoller
@markknoller
45m
Pres says he may not have to pardon Gen Flynn because he'll be exonerated of charges against him due to FBI misconduct reflected in unsealed documents, which Pres calls "just disgraceful." And says he "would certainly consider" bringing Flynn back into the Administration.
Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 05:50 PM (MIg60)

Not sure whether Knoller ever had another beat than to keep people appraised of what's on schedule at the White House, but he's very good at it.

Just the facts kind of guy. We need more of that in the MSM.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2020 05:54 PM (iuFgi)

436 _Restricted flights from Wuhan other provinces
_Forced flights into regions (Hong Kong) that did not want them in.
_Allowed flights from Wuhan to major destinations world wide

Red Flag
Red Flag
Red Flag
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (+Dp5p)
++++++++++++
Red flags everywhere. But I don't think "intentional release" is the most reasonable answer. I do think "the CCP rapidly capitalized on the outbreak so as to weaponize it as effectively as possible in real time" is more than possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)

437 A real dreamboat.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdnqz5x
Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
........

OMG he has moobs in his armpits.
Posted by: wth at April 30, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)


Fat Bastard!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (1g7ch)

438 These are the people that were aghast at Trump's referencing what some women will let you do if you are wealthy and connected. Never said he actually did it.

Biden did it and God knows what else.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (oiNtH)

439
no joke.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

=======

Oh no. I was hoping I had totally misread you. We'll be here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (G51Gf)

440 431 At this moment Chris Dodd's wiki, edited today, lists him as a "waitress physical position coordinator".
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at April 30, 2020 05:53 PM (2oYEN)

From Wiki:

Christopher John Dodd (born May 27, 1944) is an American lobbyist, lawyer, and waitress physical position coordinator who served as a United States Senator from Connecticut from 1981 to 2011.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2020 05:56 PM (iuFgi)

441 Christopher John Dodd (born May 27, 1944) is an American lobbyist, lawyer, and waitress physical position coordinator who served as a United States Senator from Connecticut from 1981 to 2011.

That's good stuff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (XrCyE)

442
I really had high hopes for 2020. Just because of the number probably, but I was optimistic. This year sucks beyond measure.


I have seen a few miracles in my life, I hope one gets delivered to you chavez.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

443 Fuck Cancer!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (wiXsO)

444 I'm lifting you up, Chavez. I'm praying for a miracle.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (Vf4Y7)

445 Chavez prayers for you

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (ZCEU2)

446 Red flags everywhere. But I don't think "intentional release" is the most reasonable answer. I do think "the CCP rapidly capitalized on the outbreak so as to weaponize it as effectively as possible in real time" is more than possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)


If their economy was going to tank ( and was slowing down / heading south) due to outbreak, why not bring the world's economy down with themselves?


China can't send products out and market still exists, some people might consider moving supply chain. Creating an ever increasing spiral.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (Ozpxd)

447 419 Chavez, I have no words.

We're here. Every step of the way and keep hope alive, man.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (XrCyE)

Echoed here. Prayers up for peace and miraculous healing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (iuFgi)

448 And Chavez, please feel free to mail me or whatever if you need anything. I don't know how much if any I can help, but I am more than willing to try.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (hYcqw)

449 "70 Bejing Biden's appearance on Morning Joe tomorrow should be amusing, as he constantly looks down to read the answers to the questions that he was fed in advance."

Prediction: Joe and/or Mika will answer the demented rapist's questions or finish them for him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 05:58 PM (puu6v)

450 Well, come on now, give the guy a break! Jeffrey Epstein was unavailable.

Posted by: jbspry at April 30, 2020 05:58 PM (8V4Sv)

451 Sorry to hear that, Chavez. I didn't think I'd seen you around for a while. I will pray for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 30, 2020 05:58 PM (bW1Yb)

452 chaves, I always thought you were too tough or ornery to get sick like terminal sick. Damnit. Go experimental all the way and remember we pray that it be GOD's Will you be restored to your former health. Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at April 30, 2020 05:58 PM (XhWtx)

453 If their economy was going to tank ( and was slowing down / heading south) due to outbreak, why not bring the world's economy down with themselves?

China can't send products out and market still exists, some people might consider moving supply chain. Creating an ever increasing spiral.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (Ozpxd)
++++++++++++
Yes. I think they took some very cynical and evil actions and they need to be savagely punished for it. My point was only that I doubt they plotted it from the start. I think they reacted in an evil way to it and attempted to spread the problems as widely as possible so as to not stand out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:59 PM (hYcqw)

454 "Joe Biden is Joe Biden."

Posted by: MaligNancy at April 30, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

455 ++++++++++++
Red flags everywhere. But I don't think "intentional release" is the most reasonable answer. I do think "the CCP rapidly capitalized on the outbreak so as to weaponize it as effectively as possible in real time" is more than possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:55 PM (hYcqw)


Yeah, but this is why he shut things down.
This was number one. Then them not talking to us then not letting our people in.

If this shit's so bad they can't handle it what the hell is it?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 05:59 PM (+Dp5p)

456 Chavez, I have had two friends diagnosed with stage 4 cancers that were given less than a year to live. Both happened 4 years ago and they are still up and living life well. Miracles do happen and there are many medical advances just in the last 10 years. Hope my friend and many prayers.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 06:00 PM (oiNtH)

457 Joe Biden is Joe Biden.

Yes, you demented, drunk crone, we know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 06:00 PM (XrCyE)

458 Chavez, I have had two friends diagnosed with stage 4 cancers that were given less than a year to live. Both happened 4 years ago and they are still up and living life well. Miracles do happen and there are many medical advances just in the last 10 years. Hope my friend and many prayers.

My brother is in this same boat for almost three years now. While there is light, there is hope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 06:01 PM (XrCyE)

459 OMG I am praying for you Chavez.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2020 06:01 PM (uEbPt)

460 Sidney Powell is on FBN now.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)

461 Yes. I think they took some very cynical and evil actions and they need to be savagely punished for it. My point was only that I doubt they plotted it from the start. I think they reacted in an evil way to it and attempted to spread the problems as widely as possible so as to not stand out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 30, 2020 05:59 PM (hYcqw)


Ancient Chinese Saying -
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

with a modern evil twist.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 30, 2020 06:02 PM (1g7ch)

462 Crawl back into the bottle, Nancy.

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)

463 All the Kennedy-haters here, you'll love this:

https://tinyurl.com/yb72sa24

Photo of Tubby Ted toward the bottom, captioned "By the late '80s, the Lion had bloated to such proportions that surviving a waitress sandwich was no mean feat."

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 06:02 PM (MIg60)

464 Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 30, 2020 05:44 PM (KP5rU)

No no no

I'm going to pray for ypu right now

also, as I tried telling rickl and Cheribebe, look up Fenbendazole (Panacur) as cancer treatment
it's worked for some

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 30, 2020 06:02 PM (G546f)

465 chavez, I'm so sorry to hear that. Sending prayers your way. Is there a plan to start any kind of treatment?

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

466 So, what have French, Kristol, and Boot been doing all day? Deleting all their Flynn related tweets.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 06:03 PM (XrCyE)

467 Sidney Powell is on FBN now.

Posted by: Tami at April 30, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT

She has done a nice job of getting Flynn's case before the public - she's got good connections - Flynn needed this from the beginning.

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 06:03 PM (32YRo)

468 China can't send products out and market still exists, some people might consider moving supply chain. Creating an ever increasing spiral.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 30, 2020 05:57 PM (Ozpxd)
Now they not only have to contend with a natural exit of manufacturing, they've left themselves open to the use of the DPA to force strategic manufacturing back to the USA. Good thinking Chicoms.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (fvdH/)

469 463- m,

I don't even have to look. It's the beach picture, isn't it?

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (AD3JT)

470
Christopher John Dodd (born May 27, 1944) is an American lobbyist, lawyer, and waitress physical position coordinator who served as a United States Senator from Connecticut from 1981 to 2011.

That's good stuff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

======

lol, they haven't discovered it yet! Biden is probably trying to find out wikipedia's internet number.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (G51Gf)

471 @JohWHuber
FLYNN UPDATE: Judge Sullivan orders no more incremental filings from @SidneyPowell1 until US Attorney Jensen completes "final" production of materials to Powell, then they can be filed with the court

@JohnWHuber
Unless DOJ ask to drop the protective court order that prevents materials turned over to the defense from being made public, that means no more disclosures for a while, depending on how much more Jensen has to turn over

Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD)

472 Why is it illegal to wear an orange jumpsuit?

Posted by: Axeman at April 30, 2020 06:05 PM (Eicbe)

473 456 Chavez, I have had two friends diagnosed with stage 4 cancers that were given less than a year to live. Both happened 4 years ago and they are still up and living life well. Miracles do happen and there are many medical advances just in the last 10 years. Hope my friend and many prayers.

Posted by: Cheri at April 30, 2020 06:00 PM (oiNtH)


My FIL was given that diagnosis, he was 78 when he passed. Don't believe them. God and our prayers are with you.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 06:05 PM (+Dp5p)

474 @455
So you think the WHO and Gates jumped on this bandwagon after the fact? And this started literally the day they failed on impeachment--which coincidentally started literally the day they failed on the special prosecution, back to back to back?I'm more cynical, I guess.

Posted by: artemis at April 30, 2020 06:05 PM (AwPyG)

475
Chavez-Screw that!
BE the Rasputin of the neighborhood! No one will EVER get on your lawn again!
Praying for you.

Posted by: MarkY at April 30, 2020 06:06 PM (jCbpN)

476 @JohWHuber
FLYNN UPDATE: Judge Sullivan orders no more incremental filings from @SidneyPowell1 until US Attorney Jensen completes "final" production of materials to Powell, then they can be filed with the court

Mr. Attorney General, put a fucking stop to this travesty right goddamn now. What the hell are you waiting on?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 06:06 PM (XrCyE)

477 Chavez...well, you came to the right place. The Horde is compassionate, and their prayers are powerful.

That said, words are never enough at a time life this.

(((hugs))))

Posted by: browndog at April 30, 2020 06:06 PM (gD6Ka)

478 Little League World Series was canceled. First time ever. Time to nuke China.

Posted by: Cosda at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (0O+Oz)

479 Chavez --- I have no words.
I can only pray.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (M/9m0)

480 The art of the deal, you never say anything negative about anyone you're negotiating with.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 05:40 PM (fvdH/)

The "art of the deal" has run its course for me.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (H8QX8)

481 471 @JohWHuber
FLYNN UPDATE: Judge Sullivan orders no more incremental filings from @SidneyPowell1 until US Attorney Jensen completes "final" production of materials to Powell, then they can be filed with the court

@JohnWHuber
Unless DOJ ask to drop the protective court order that prevents materials turned over to the defense from being made public, that means no more disclosures for a while, depending on how much more Jensen has to turn over

Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD)



Do I the sound of feet dragging?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (+Dp5p)

482 Mr. Attorney General, put a f***ing stop to this travesty right goddamn now. What the hell are you waiting on?

Never get in the way when your enemy is making a mistake.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (T6t7i)

483 469 463- m,

I don't even have to look. It's the beach picture, isn't it?
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (AD3JT)

Or at a boat dock?

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 06:07 PM (MIg60)

484 So that sick fuck Kennedy was slapping droopy testicles up against the pervy Dodd's vulnerable but excited package?

Disgusting.

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2020 06:08 PM (95j/9)

485 Sounds like Judge Sullivan is giving them a delay tactic. Although I will say I could see you wouldn't want filing after filing to get every piece of paper. But I think they can no drag their feet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2020 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

486 Nood

Posted by: CliffClavin at April 30, 2020 06:08 PM (dyCMp)

487 The "art of the deal" has run its course for me.

Yeah, I'm more in the mind of Sherman through Georgia, the Israelis through Sinai, Alexander beating the shit out Darius.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 30, 2020 06:09 PM (XrCyE)

488 483-
They're are some horrific ones of him in a swimsuit looking like he's in the middle of a 10 day bender.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 30, 2020 06:09 PM (AD3JT)

489 463 All the Kennedy-haters here, you'll love this:

https://tinyurl.com/yb72sa24

Photo of Tubby Ted toward the bottom, captioned "By the late '80s, the Lion had bloated to such proportions that surviving a waitress sandwich was no mean feat."
Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 06:02 PM (MIg60)

The same site has this, on the waitress sandwich:

"Dodd and Kennedy were . . . reported to have made a 'human sandwich' with a waitress at La Brasserie, [a] Capitol Hill restaurant. The report had it that Kennedy threw the woman on Dodd, who was slumped in a chair, and then jumped on top of her. She was said to have run screaming from the room."

Posted by: m at April 30, 2020 06:09 PM (MIg60)

490 453:

"Yes. I think they took some very cynical and evil actions and they need to be savagely punished for it. My point was only that I doubt they plotted it from the start. I think they reacted in an evil way to it and attempted to spread the problems as widely as possible so as to not stand out."

Agreed. The CCP prohibited travel from Wuhan/Hubei province to the rest of China but allowed travel abroad to Europe and the United States and elsewhere. Apparently medical supply contracts were vacated in hopes masks and gloves would bring higher prices after Wuhan residents spread the virus to the West. WHO dutifully disseminated misinformation that human to human transmission had not been found; the apparent reason was to facilitate travel from Wuhan to foreign countries.

The real problem is we cannot really extract a proper price until pharmaceuticals and medical devices can be adequately produced in the United States and/or friendly countries. It's a horrible situation.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 30, 2020 06:09 PM (puu6v)

491 chavez, wow

no words

but lots of hope and prayer !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 06:09 PM (cqteU)

492 Chavez--I want to let you know that I will pray for you every day.

My closest friend was diagnosed with a terminal cancer 8 years ago. She is still here and loving life.

We will all be here for you.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 30, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)

493 Photo of Tubby Ted toward the bottom, captioned "By
the late '80s, the Lion had bloated to such proportions that surviving a
waitress sandwich was no mean feat."

Posted by: m


Back off, asshoe, this is my corner.

Posted by: Zombie Brian Dennehy at April 30, 2020 06:10 PM (T6t7i)

494 This Biden Team of Predators keeps getting sexier by the day.
In fact, I know a young lady who would love to spend months and months on the campaign trail glibly cackling the nights away while insulting Americans at every turn.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 30, 2020 06:10 PM (jwWKU)

495 Now they not only have to contend with a natural exit of manufacturing, they've left themselves open to the use of the DPA to force strategic manufacturing back to the USA. Good thinking Chicoms.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (fvdH/)


Hence their propaganda blaming US for originally bringing it in.


You think Brits or EU (can't remember which) is still going with Haewui for 5G? Or are they now going to say no? If they stay with chicoms, nothing lost there.


Nike pulling out? Any other big name brands pulling out of China? DPA for some items is long overdue. But many companies will not be pulling out. Its one thing to move supply chain when you can't produce in China and the demand is there for your product. It's another when demand has shrunk to relocate your mfg site.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 30, 2020 06:10 PM (Ozpxd)

496 352 GA lifting shelter in place for most. Elderly and fragile (snowflakes ?) need to continue sheltering.
Posted by: runner at April 30, 2020 05:42 PM (zr5Kq)
----------------------------
"Need" --- as in "must?"
Or as in "are advised to?"

The elderly and fragile are no more likely to spread the chinkbug, no more likely to hurt OTHERS, than youngsters are. So there is no reason to COMPEL those who are compos mentis to stay in prison if they choose to take a bit of a risk.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 30, 2020 06:10 PM (M/9m0)

497 that means no more disclosures for a while, depending on how much more Jensen has to turn over

Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2020 06:04 PM (sGotD)

Odd ruling - this is not a case that can be prejudiced by public disclosure. Perhaps the DOJ felt that the disclosures would be prejudicial on the Judge and requested they be allowed to comply to all material requests instead of incremental exposure. Not sure why the Judge would give them any benefit at this point.

This is going to be pardoned, the judge has to know that now, unless the plea is vacated and returned to the DOJ. To go forward with a sentence of 3 to 6 months would just be an embarrassment to Sullivan's court...is that what he wants? Odd.

Posted by: Boswell at April 30, 2020 06:11 PM (32YRo)

498 417 When did Ted Kennedy just weight 225 pounds? Not in the 80s
Posted by: Oldcat at April 30, 2020 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

In his later years his Head alone was 225lbs...which created the term Ted Head.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 30, 2020 06:12 PM (5prN7)

499 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 30, 2020 06:12 PM (cqteU)

500 Chavez--

I'm so sorry to hear that. Don't give up. Never. Stay strong.

I will pray for you as will everyone else here at the HQ, I'm sure.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 30, 2020 06:15 PM (sGotD)

501
Jap whaling vessels ready to fire harpoons.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Greenpeace on full alert.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 30, 2020 06:16 PM (Y7dwb)

502 Odds on Joe zonking out midsentence and reflexively sticking three fingers in Mika?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 30, 2020 05:34 PM


My bet is he answers questions out of order (i.e. answers the next question before it is asked)

Posted by: Chuck C at April 30, 2020 06:17 PM (r6GXX)

503 I don't think this is viral, though. I think I've gotten a very bad allergy to seasonal pollen.
Posted by: ace at April 30, 2020 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, that can knock you out. Do you have an inhaler?
I use that for shortness of breath on occasion.

Posted by: Sal at April 30, 2020 06:17 PM (bo8pf)

504 Nude!

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 30, 2020 06:20 PM (jwWKU)

505 the guilty hide, like bidens

Posted by: Menack at April 30, 2020 06:51 PM (buTO7)

506 Oh damn, so sorry to hear chavez. Prayers up from here. Met chavez IRL, he and the Mrs. are good folks, as you all know.

Glad to hear ace is better. What was he diagnosed w/, not the Chinese Lung Rot I hope.

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2020 06:53 PM (LthQw)

507 Damn, really sorry to hear that chavez. Fucking cancer!

Posted by: dartist at April 30, 2020 06:54 PM (K22Va)

508 I'd love to interview Al Franken about the Biden allegations.

Remember Franken's schtick as a comedian often made fun of his own exaggerated flaws. The selfishness of "the me (al franken) decade". The idiocy of Deep Thoughts. The idiotic journalist in the Franken sit-com which title I can't remember.

The groping photo Franken was ousted over was, arguably, the same sort of thing, Franken PRETENDING to be so childish and sex starved he would grope a sleeping woman through a flak jacket. Idiotic in truth, but meant as a joke on Franken himself, not against the woman.

So, what does HE think about Biden? A joke? Unfair accusation? Media hype? Double standard?

Posted by: pouncer at April 30, 2020 07:42 PM (Jjybm)

509 He had to pick Dodd. Ted was dead.

Posted by: buffy at April 30, 2020 09:58 PM (ahh+p)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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