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American Sharia - The Church Of The Wuhan Flu
[Buck Throckmorton]

After years of fighting the left’s attempt to impose The Sustainable Organic Church Of The Carbon Apocalypse as America’s official state religion, I really didn’t expect an upstart religion to go from zero to Sharia in just two months, but here we are. How’s everyone enjoying the mandatory religious codes under our new state religion that just showed up from Wuhan?

Social distancing went from “keep a safe distance” to “remain behind closed doors at all times” in about the same time that Fat Tuesday gives way to Lent. And this sure is feeling like Lent in that you must sacrifice pleasures to be an obedient adherent. But unlike Christianity’s Lenten season, where there is no police force nor elected official commanding you to be properly observant, our new state religion will not tolerate anyone being deficiently pious.

There are many parallels that can be drawn between the required Covid observances and traditional religious practices, but the two that stand out the most are Masks and Shutter-At-Home.

Masks = Veils. Don’t misunderstand, if I’m in a fairly crowded store I’ll wear a mask (at least for now) to assure frightened co-shoppers that I’m not going to spread germs on them. And if I were on a plane or in a nursing home, I would certainly wear one just in case I’m an asymptomatic carrier. But the zealotry over masking is long past any health or safety concern. It’s become a public showing of obedience to the rules handed down by our ruling clerisy. A person riding his bike, alone, without wearing a mask is at risk of a public shaming from way too many Americans right now. He is not posing a risk to anyone, but neither is he publicly displaying obedience to the faith. And that will not be tolerated these days.

Shutter At Home = Observing The Sabbath. The high priests of our new religion are ordering police to arrest lone surfers, or dads playing catch with their kids at a park, or couples launching a canoe, etc. Their motivation has nothing to do with preventing the spread of disease. Zero. It is about regulating unapproved pleasure-seeking during a time when piety behind closed doors has been decreed mandatory. If you’re not miserable and pent up behind locked doors, you are a sinner.

And then there are the Church Ladies of our new state religion - the whole Karen meme is about these suddenly empowered secular Church Ladies who live for moments like this. Normally their only joy in life is scolding people for simple sins such as not using canvas grocery bags or perhaps driving a large SUV. Now these humorless vigilantes feel they are deputized to enforce the observance of the shutter-at-home sabbath. A sabbath that goes on day after day, week after week, without any end in sight. Karen could not be happier. It is a near certainty that lockdown-induced chastity being imposed on millions of people is a thought that warms the icy heart of these charmless people. (And yes, there are male Church Ladies. We most commonly refer to them as “journalists")

So go out and live in a manner that that is safe and makes you feel comfortable. But above all else – enjoy life. Publicly and proudly.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:04 PM




Comments

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1 Oneth!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Sn/d0)

2 Frig!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Z4rgH)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (Do5/p)

4 Well, at least I wasn't beaten by the woodpecker.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:04 PM (Z4rgH)

5 dang

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 28, 2020 06:05 PM (4vNgL)

6 top ten!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2020 06:06 PM (CjFDo)

7
My compliments on the post title, Buck -- it's got a nice hook.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (F03MK)

8 Yay, Thruck Bockmorton!

(No reason, just wanted to type that)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:07 PM (WEBkv)

9 But unlike Christianity's Lenten season, where there is no police force
nor elected official commanding you to be properly observant, our new
state religion will not tolerate anyone being deficiently pious.


And unlike Lent, there is no promise of the Resurrection. Sunday is always #twoweeks away. A moving target. "Without a vision, the people die."

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

10

Their Church is GAIA.

Their politics are communism, now, with more Karen.

Most of them don't even know they are shilling for the Communist-Globalist side.


Nothing new, really. Sadly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

11 4 Well, at least I wasn't beaten by the woodpecker.
Posted by: GnuBreed


BANG!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:09 PM (d7Ww2)

12 By the way, as much as I loathe the term "social distancing" I also prefer people not to crowd me, especially people I do not know.

Perhaps just a tiny ray of sunshine in all this gloom.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:10 PM (WEBkv)

13 Masks = Veils. Don't misunderstand, if I'm in a fairly crowded store
I'll wear a mask (at least for now) to assure frightened co-shoppers
that I'm not going to spread germs on them.



Why?

Read the essay "Coddling of the American Mind" regarding "phobics" avoiding their fears and demanding that they be bubble-wrapped.

My idiot company has fallen for the mask crap hook line and sinker. I will be damned if I change my ways to coddle Karen's fears about SEEFTEE and feeeling SEEF.




They will staple the mask to my bullet-riddled face.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 06:10 PM (+xeiL)

14 It's actually the Church of Science: the Left craves a science establishment that is absolutely dogmatic. The whole thing about global warming/climate change/whatever it will be called tomorrow (because sound scientific theories require good marketing, dont'cha know) cannot under any circumstances and at any cost be questioned, and the Left and its acolytes will simply demand YOU SHUT UP even if you question it even a little bit.

I don't even like arguing over it anymore because this is religion now. (I especially love "climate deniers". You silly geese, I have long recognized something called "climate" exists. And as an astronomy professor once pointed out in an astronomy class that I took: "You can predict climate reasonably well, but you cannot predict the weather."

A lot of people are all into living for the doctors and the "experts" because critical thinking and proportionality are simply not taught by anybody: not by parents, not by teachers, not by absolutely frigging anybody. And if you don't want to live for them? Why, you will feel their wrath and the wrath of the Almighty State upon your head.

Never forget where modern Leftism started: the idea that human nature is a disease that MUST be cured, and that if we just have enough experts and credentialed types to run society for us and make decisions for us, everything will be better in the end. Never mind that this is not the case, this is still widely believed in America and elsewhere, and as a result, a lot of Americans are aching to submit to such rule.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (Sn/d0)

15 The guy across the street just hugged a woman who doesn't live there.(I think she might be a daughter).
Anyhow, good for him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

16 Good post here. The mask craze is to me one of the most disturbing aspects of all this, perhaps even more than the stay at home aspect. There is a dehumanizing aspect to it, and those who refrain from wearing masks at all times are othered pretty successfully.

That said, I would wear a mask around my aged parents, or my sister with autoimmune issues. I'm not a beast.

But wearing a mask in an office full of healthy people is overkill. Better to focus on keeping doorknobs and desks clean.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Working on his manifesto at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (x8Wzq)

17 Call me apostate, bitches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:11 PM (o2MD2)

18
BANG!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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Missed me!

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: woody woodpecker at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (WEBkv)

19 This effort to release prisoners due to coronavirus is insane.

A group here in WA called Columbia Legal Services is pushing for every prisoner older than 50 to be released regardless of the crimes they committed.

That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (i0wNm)

20 Sup doe

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (IYHxL)

21 I went golfing on Monday, with a close friend. I *cannot* afford to catch the virus, due to my compromised mom, but I *gambled* on my friend not having it.

We *shared* a golf cart. Shudder. If I don't take a few chances, I surrender to a permanent quarantine.

Even my mom is uncomfortable with that. And I am her primary caregiver.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (Z4rgH)

22 Tell me how these Blue state guvnors are any different than other tyrants in history.


I'll wait.

Because that is what they are, no matter how nice they think they come off as, they are petty fuching tyrants.

And the clock is ticking, mother effers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

23 BANG!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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Missed me!

Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: woody woodpecker


nope. your ass feathers are all over the garden.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)

24 There i s a nood, did it appear then disappear?

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

25 That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (i0wNm)
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These people are always insulated from the consequences of their decisions. A few proles die? Eh, pass the creme brulee.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at April 28, 2020 06:14 PM (WEBkv)

26 Yah, this is not what they meant about the Shabbat that "never ends."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2020 06:14 PM (4BMGG)

27 /off sock what being stalked

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:15 PM (WEBkv)

28 Hey everybody, again.

Remember about a week ago, I asked everyone if shipments have been slowed down due to CV19?

Anyway, today I finally received the two CDs I was asking about. One, it turns out, was from France and had to be signed for. There's a customs note on it so apparently it was working through that gateway.

I'm probably being a Pollyanna again, but I'm gonna take my finally getting these CDs, a month after I ordered them, as a sign that here and there, enough things are finally opening back up that the "back-to-almost-normal tsunami" shouldn't be too long off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:15 PM (L2ZTs)

29 I'm cooking some pinto beans right now. No one will want to be around me after supper.

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (9dnxb)

30 Noticed today at work with no one going around enforcing the mask thing guys on the job are not wearing them at least correctly more and more.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (ZCEU2)

31 I refuse to be lorded over by women that drive leased SUVs, fueled with corn to soccer games where they do not keep score, while big farm get to sell grains inflated by 300%.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

32 I ran into the post office to pick up a package, forgot my mask, and the postmaster (who wasn't wearing one, either) said he wouldn't tell on me. The riverfront park - directly opposite the police station and city hall - was full of people sunning themselves, walking, chatting....

I think the shutdown is over in my town.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (/+bwe)

33 It's a lot like Islam. They want to stamp out Christianity. Close the churches. Keep them shut.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (lwiT4)

34 That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (i0wNm)
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These people are always insulated from the consequences of their decisions. A few proles die? Eh, pass the creme brulee.

Posted by: woody woodpecker at April 28, 2020 06:14 PM


***

Not if any of these animals hurt a member of my family.
Consequences...they are a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

35
Is it a Region 1 dvd, steve?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (F03MK)

36 Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (9dnxb)

How is that different than before supper?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (o2MD2)

37 Strawberry pie.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (XhWtx)

38 BURN THE HERETIC

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (vCA4F)

39 A group here in WA called Columbia Legal Services is pushing for every prisoner older than 50 to be released regardless of the crimes they committed.

That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.
_______________

No worries! Our lovely criminals will behave themselves with the utmost decorum once they are freed, being the decent, responsible, community-minded types they all are!

Why, they're almost as law-abiding as our fine illegal alien community! Just a tad more rapey and murderery. But we can afford that! After all, we can't expect to build a more just society if we don't allow murderers and rapists to roam free, now can we?

Posted by: Mayor Brain-dead deBlasio at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (k4dH2)

40 > Anyway, today I finally received the two CDs I was asking about. One, it turns out, was from France and had to be signed for. There's a customs note on it so apparently it was working through that gateway.

People still buy CDs?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (i0wNm)

41 I ran into the post office to pick up a package, forgot my mask, and the postmaster (who wasn't wearing one, either) said he wouldn't tell on me. The riverfront park - directly opposite the police station and city hall - was full of people sunning themselves, walking, chatting....

I think the shutdown is over in my town.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (/+bwe)
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They're working on it here, too.

It's been interesting to see the traffic slowly come back week over week.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (WEBkv)

42 There has been a lot more traffic on the streets lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (A5zUN)

43 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Threadjacking again?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (dLLD6)

44
Speaking of sharia...what's the story with mosques?
I don't have any mosques near me (thank Christ), so I can't tell if they're closed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:18 PM (F03MK)

45 Will suggest my family move from Spokane to Wyoming. Bronco rider state did not shut it down at all. They already believe that Inslee of WA and his ilk will do this again and again.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 06:18 PM (WX+x0)

46 Hey everybody, again.

Remember about a week ago, I asked everyone if shipments have been slowed down due to CV19?

Anyway, today I finally received the two CDs I was asking about. One, it turns out, was from France and had to be signed for. There's a customs note on it so apparently it was working through that gateway.

I'm probably being a Pollyanna again, but I'm gonna take my finally getting these CDs, a month after I ordered them, as a sign that here and there, enough things are finally opening back up that the "back-to-almost-normal tsunami" shouldn't be too long off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:15 PM


***

Now that you mention it, I recall sending in the 1 penny for a selection of 10 records of my choice.
Where the hell are my records???!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 06:19 PM (axyOa)

47 Not if any of these animals hurt a member of my family.
Consequences...they are a bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)
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Yeah, these people are insulated from the consequences until they aren't.

They really don't get they are playing with matches in a room filled with naptha fumes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:19 PM (WEBkv)

48 29 I'm cooking some pinto beans right now. No one will want to be around me after supper.
______________

Farting is an accepted form of social distancing!

Posted by: Mayor Brain-dead deBlasio at April 28, 2020 06:19 PM (k4dH2)

49 Cinco de Mayo coming up. Will there be as usual large-ish backyard live mariachi bbq family parties? Despite my former inner karen re all damn night amplified music, SURE HOPE THERE ARE BIG PARTIES THIS YEAR.

SoCal bars closed too.

Posted by: banned in banning at April 28, 2020 06:20 PM (XvDih)

50 Speaking of sharia...what's the story with mosques?

I don't have any mosques near me (thank Christ), so I can't tell if they're closed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:18 PM (F03MK)



I have a relative-by-marriage who is muslim. I know he is observing Ramadan right now, but I don't know if he's attending mosque or just praying and fasting at home. He's in Colorado, and I don't know the situation there, other than Christian churches are still closed.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:20 PM (lwiT4)

51 I understand business' not opening to some extent. If they haven't gone under the govmt will come down hard on them if they do and will force them to lose everything.

That said, open anyway. F*ck these guys. I'll live my life the way I choose, not the way they want me to.

Posted by: BigZesty at April 28, 2020 06:20 PM (kGMHG)

52 That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (i0wNm)

I just saw this. I reiterate my comment from the last thread: This is not fucking funny anymore. These people are pure china white fucking bureaucratic Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:21 PM (A5zUN)

53 May 5th is the day I celebrate for our invasion of Mexico City.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:21 PM (o2MD2)

54 The key to longevity of The Church is the heretical #twoweeks movement - those who hope for salvation (destruction of The Church) in literally #twoweeks. Their hopes are rekindled indefinitely with small revelations of the true nature of The Church while The Church continues it consolidation of power. Little noticed is that the 'revelations' are continually recycled and repeated by The Church itself to sate the movements lust for justice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)

55 33 It's a lot like Islam.
--------


Government and religion, all wrapped up into a giant clusterfuch of failure.

I wasn't talking about Islam, but what the Karens believe and desire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

56 Diogenes, they're stuck somewhere back in 1978. :-)

bonhomme, yes, stick-in-the-muds like me still buy CDs. There's some stuff that's not otherwise available. Also, they can't be hacked by online playback software.

CBD: it's relevant dammit!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:21 PM (L2ZTs)

57 How is that different than before supper?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM


Dad?

Posted by: huerfano at April 28, 2020 06:22 PM (9dnxb)

58 shoulda been a contender

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at April 28, 2020 06:22 PM (+U5Yr)

59 53 Xipe Totec

I raise a glass to General Winfield Scott and his troops.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:22 PM (u82oZ)

60 It's turned into a targeted pay-op against Christians and Heritage Americans of European descent. The rules aren't enforced in the black neighborhoods as they throw parties at night and hold other large gatherings. The rules aren't enforced against those who come south of the border as they live illegally 6 plus deep in a 2 bedroom apartment or small house while our leaders still refuse to halt all immigration and close the borders. Muslims are allowed to attend mosques.

This was our last chance to institute nationalist America First policies during this real crisis, and those who seek to destroy Western Civilization advanced their cause.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2020 06:22 PM (8j6Fo)

61 DEFIANCE!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

62 Listening to the great one Mark Levin on radio right now -- and he says Mitch McConnell is starting to reveal cracks and backtrack on his hard-line about bailing out state governments. Which, of course, means he'll get rolled once again by Schumer and Pelosi.

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (zCkIU)

63 >>That said, open anyway. F*ck these guys. I'll live my life the way I choose, not the way they want me to.


Sing on, Brother...
Play on, Drummer

Posted by: If 6 Was 9 at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (9lf8f)

64
That reminds me.
Remember during Bush and obama airports were accommodating muslims and their disgusting practice of washing their feet in public?

Are we still doing that??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (F03MK)

65 Yeah, these people are insulated from the consequences until they aren't.
They really don't get they are playing with matches in a room filled with naptha fumes.

ETHER FUMES, BABY, ETHER... VOFF!!

Posted by: the banned knew a guy with a "lab"... at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (XvDih)

66 WY did do some limits. They never went to shelter at home but I think they closed the bars and no gatherings over 10 (kind of rare in WY anyway ) Also, they had until Apr 30 that if you came in from out of state you were supposed to self-quarantine for 2 weeks.

I am waiting to see if these limits on travelers persist. WY is not a big winter tourist attraction but in summer tourism is a major economic activity for them and I think they'll have to loosen up by Memorial weekend if they don't want to lose that cash.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (T9Hmo)

67 I haven't been shamed for not wearing a mask while biking. I haven't seen anyone wearing a mask while outside.

And tell "Karen" to go f*^k off already.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (8mA0D)

68 I still need to have it explained to me how high school dropouts with lengthy criminal records and middle aged illegal alien women who don't speak English can prepare food and work drive through windows, handling the food for millions of people in America during this super contagious virus outbreak, but a one-on-one scheduled cleaning with my medical-degree holding dentist in a closed and closely controlled office setting is forbidden.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (IwDj9)

69 43 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Threadjacking again?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2020 06:17 PM (dLLD6)

Check today's postings from Soothsayer, at multi hashes, if you want a real example of threadjacking.

He makes qqpsteve look like a fucking amateur.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (Z4rgH)

70 CDs are probably your best value as a music collector, right now.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (9lf8f)

71 "The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, also referred to as mutawa, mutaween by other similar names, are tasked with enforcing conservative Islamic norms of public behavior, as defined by Saudi authorities. They monitor observance of the dress code, gender segregation in public spaces, and ensure that shops are closed during prayer times."

Eerie similarities, no?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

72 Their Church is GAIA.

Their politics are communism, now, with more Karen.

Most of them don't even know they are shilling for the Communist-Globalist side.


Nothing new, really. Sadly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:08 PM (sy5kK)


Success of The Church depends on Karen not only believing, but 'knowing' she is in charge.
Even as Karen chants, "we are in this together" she knows not that she is but a small cog in a much larger tool. She she thinks she leads up front by herself.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (1g7ch)

73

WA State Supreme Court voted 5-4 to keep one of the worst serial killers in history behind bars, cuz' Covad.


Which 4? Pictures, home addresses, and daily schedules, please.

I'll be kind and say they have completely lost their way.

Each one of these 4 should be forced to be held in a room for a few days, with all of the relatives and friends of the dead girls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

74 It's a lot like Islam. They want to stamp out Christianity. Close the churches. Keep them shut.



Yep. The Catholic Churches in Ohio are now closed until the end of May. Voluntarily.




Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCiJZ)

75 what are we bitching and moaning about so I don't get into trouble?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (85Gof)

76 Insom, GnuBreed and garrett, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

77 I wouldn't really call this a Thread.

At least not in the terms of one that could be jacked...still not sure wtf throck is babblng on about up there.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (9lf8f)

78 19 This effort to release prisoners due to coronavirus is insane.

A group here in WA called Columbia Legal Services is pushing for every prisoner older than 50 to be released regardless of the crimes they committed.

That would include "people" like Gary fucking Ridgeway, aka the Green River Killer. The WA Supreme Court voted 5-4 against this. That means a one vote swing would have put an infamous serial killer on the street, alongside thousands of other murderers and assorted evil.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2020 06:12 PM (i0wNm)

Such is euphemistically called "criminal justice reform".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Sn/d0)

79 I haven't been shamed for not wearing a mask while biking. I haven't seen anyone wearing a mask while outside.

--

I've seen tons. Like my new name field says, I saw a guy take his off to sneeze in the grocery store today.

Tons of people taking their masks off with their bare hands before they get in their cars, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:26 PM (IwDj9)

80 Heard Heather MacDonald interviewed on Prager's radio show earlier today and she is calling it the ideology of "Safetyism."

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 06:26 PM (zCkIU)

81 ETHER FUMES, BABY, ETHER... VOFF!!
Posted by: the banned knew a guy with a "lab"... at April 28, 2020 06:23 PM (XvDih)
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Heh.

Knew a gal who was a bikini model for a racing team. She said she noticed one side of the trailer they used to haul the race cars in was scorched and couldn't figure out why.

She found out later the race team was a front for a meth operation and the scorch marks were from their lab going kablooie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:26 PM (WEBkv)

82 I wear a mask every day - just so I can keep from inhaling large quantities of dust. But when I'm done working - I put the thing away.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (Sn/d0)

83 Knew a gal who was a bikini model for a racing team.

You know the rules.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

84
The concept of Karens is not new.

Not at all.

Lenin called them "useful idiots".

What they aren't aware of is that they get shot next.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

85 what are we bitching and moaning about so I don't get into trouble?

I thought Church of the Wuhan but apparently you can't discuss subsets of the Church.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (7s3Gx)

86 Oh, and married couples where one has full PPE on and the other doesn't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (IwDj9)

87 86 Oh, and married couples where one has full PPE on and the other doesn't.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (IwDj9)

Doomed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

88
Posted by: GnuBreed

Your tears make me laugh.
Funny how it's only me you rat on when it's never me to be the first (or only) to go off topic.



Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (F03MK)

89 Yep. The Catholic Churches in Ohio are now closed until the end of May. Voluntarily.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is about control and a one world government at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCiJZ)



Rev is trying to convince the board that we could do multiple services, ten people at a time, three each on Sunday. Communion would be self-serve. We'll see if it goes anywhere. We could do 8am, 10am, 12pm and 2 pm.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

90 77 I wouldn't really call this a Thread.

At least not in the terms of one that could be jacked...still not sure wtf throck is babblng on about up there.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (9lf8f)


1. Things were settling down
2. Spacer before the briefing.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (SWrii)

91 I'm more and more having a different take on things.

For one thing, I'm not at all sure there is such a thing as a left wing ideology. There's nothing but a hatred of anything that they see as normal, and an urge to destroy, or at least hurt it, and all who embrace it.

The other point is that it really isn't centered around the state. The state is just an incidental agent to them. Because government has great powers to destroy, it's natural that they often turn to it. But they don't mind if they use another instrument, they're fine with that. Goolag, Assbook, Karen in charge of a Homeowners' Association; it's all one to them.

They don't even so much want power, as destruction; the abolition of man. I really don't see another way for it to make sense. Power is just the ability to do something. The real goal must be the thing they want done. And I can't see anything coherent as their goal, other than such destruction.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ZbwAu)

92 Oh, and married couples where one has full PPE on and the other doesn't.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (IwDj9)

My wife will not let me within 6 feet of her in the house! Now admittingly before all this started I was not allowed within 3 feet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (85Gof)

93 Oh shoot. Maybe S. Dakota then if not Wyoming.
Wash. sure seems a loser. Maybe the best thing is stay rural. Dang.

Posted by: azalea city at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (WX+x0)

94 Oh, and the Maskless Ones smile so big at one another. Genuine warmth seeing another human's facial expression. It's nice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (IwDj9)

95 Insom, GnuBreed and garrett, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)


Well, I did call you an amateur, but

You're welcome.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (Z4rgH)

96 I've seen tons. Like my new name field says, I saw a guy take his off to sneeze in the grocery store today.

Tons of people taking their masks off with their bare hands before they get in their cars, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:26 PM (IwDj9)

Mentioned this last night, but Governor Beshear decided to proclaim that masks must be worn in public by everyone... Starting May 11th. What the hell? 8 weeks into this whole thing? This guy is a moron, son of a moron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (A5zUN)

97 Sooth, we love ya. Jack away. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (L2ZTs)

98 I still need to have it explained to me how high school dropouts with lengthy criminal records and middle aged illegal alien women who don't speak English can prepare food and work drive through windows, handling the food for millions of people in America during this super contagious virus outbreak, but a one-on-one scheduled cleaning with my medical-degree holding dentist in a closed and closely controlled office setting is forbidden.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (IwDj9)
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The dentists, unlike the food workers, didn't take the "servsafe" test?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

99 Amateur = literally, one who does it for the love, not the money.

I can live with that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

100 76 Insom, GnuBreed and garrett, thanks!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

What'd I do this time?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

101 Had my yearly physical exam early this morning, and after being poked and prodded and drained of an alarming amount of blood, I went to the local small-mart.

Before the chi-com crud became a thing, me and my darling bride would get up about 0800 on Saturday, drink a pot of coffee, and go to town. We'd stop here and there, do a little looking/shopping, eat lunch, and finally go grocery.

These days, it makes more sense for me to get what we need a coupla times during the week, so that's what I did today.

Noticed that more people here in BFE were wearing masks of some sort, including bandanas, than I saw last week, but no harsh words or looks from those that were veiled towards the rest of us heathens. So I've got that going for me.

Plenty of huevos, white and brown, and bread out the wazoo, all sorts. Beer has never run dry, go figure.

No point to this update, other than I've been drinking some of those suds since I got back to mi casa. There is a meatloaf in the oven, too, so endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: eastofsuez at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (U2zca)

102 Will life insurance companies ask if you ever go outside during the underwriting process?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

103 Praying that board sees sense Grammie.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (T9Hmo)

104 that's four

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

105 What'd I do this time?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

You're working. You support the rest of us now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (A5zUN)

106 Oh, and BTW, I cannot blame Joe for falling asleep while Hillary was droning on. It's happened to me, too.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ZbwAu)

107 Praying that board sees sense Grammie.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (T9Hmo)



Thank you - I appreciate that very much.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (lwiT4)

108 You're working. You support the rest of us now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (A5zUN)

Well...shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

109 "A person riding his bike, alone, without wearing a mask is at risk of a public shaming from way too many Americans right now. He is not posing a risk to anyone, but neither is he publicly displaying obedience to the faith. And that will not be tolerated these days."

Ha! This is so true! I ride an hour a day and most of it takes place in 2 parks, and when people see me flying down the path without a mask, they leap off the path like I'm a real physical danger to them. I wore a mask ONCE and it was so hard to breathe I haven't worn it since. Also I'm in Phoenix and it's in the 100s so, hell to the no.

Posted by: wpsahm at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (NgCZg)

110 14 Catch Thirty-Thr33

Well said. There is 149 years of abject failure in the Left's policy paths.

But we can not reason with them. We can not avoid them. We can not stop their stupidity. For now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (u82oZ)

111 Oh, and BTW, I cannot blame Joe for falling asleep while Hillary was droning on. It's happened to me, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ZbwAu)

I usually fart and drool watching her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (85Gof)

112 What'd I do this time?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
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Well, you went and got a job on us.

On that note, things still going well at the new job?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (WEBkv)

113 What'd I do this time?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)


Please, we simply cannot discuss it in a family blog like this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (jnM20)

114 I think we need to unsheathe our war cocks and teach these Karens to make sandwiches.

Posted by: Puddi Head at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (QZCjk)

115 What'd I do this time?
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You're working. You support the rest of us now.

-

Ha. We keep seeing these polls where 60-70% of the country is okay with it remaining closed, and I'm starting to realize this is true. 70% of the nation is getting a check from the government and hasn't been affected the first little teensy bit by this nonsense.

And somehow the other 30% are expected to pay for it all without an income.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (IwDj9)

116 Wanna guess who some of our biggest allies in the fight against this new church is? The Mexicans. They don't give a shit about any of this stay at home crap, social distancing crap, they'll wear masks to stay out of trouble, and they don't want to be seen on security cams anyways.

But the best way to deal with all this BS today is simply to act like a Mexican. Suck CHINGA TU MADRE! to all of the pocket hitlers!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (V2Yro)

117 On that note, things still going well at the new job?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (WEBkv)

They are, thanks. Busy AF.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

118 The concept of Karens is not new.



Not at all.



Lenin called them "useful idiots".



What they aren't aware of is that they get shot next.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

Bossy Pants

Busy Bodies

Nosy Parkers

Mrs. Grundy

The concept is pretty old and has been around since gossip was invented. On the one hand yes, it is annoying; on the other hand I've dealt with it all my life; and on the gripping hand the only question you have to answer is "Will there be any serious repercussions if I tell her where to shove her complaint?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (8mA0D)

119
What'd I do this time?
Posted by: Insomniac


You ruined the timing of the entire blog.
We're still adjusting to you not being every 7th comment.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (F03MK)

120 68 I still need to have it explained to me how high school dropouts with lengthy criminal records and middle aged illegal alien women who don't speak English can prepare food and work drive through windows, handling the food for millions of people in America during this super contagious virus outbreak, but a one-on-one scheduled cleaning with my medical-degree holding dentist in a closed and closely controlled office setting is forbidden.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (IwDj9)

Because.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Sn/d0)

121 Well...shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

So... I have not seen the check yet. My rent is coming due.

Seriously. Have you gotten the first paycheck yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (A5zUN)

122 Your tears make me laugh.
Funny how it's only me you rat on when it's never me to be the first (or only) to go off topic.



Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (F03MK)


Yeah, you hate it when I point out your obvious shtick, dontcha, threadjacker.

Your horse, that you rode in on, some Fuck assembly required.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)

123 Communion would be self-serve. We'll see if it goes anywhere.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (lwiT4)


BYOW.

Bring Your Own Wine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

124 They are, thanks. Busy AF.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (NWiLs)
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Outstanding.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (WEBkv)

125 Michael Crichton approves.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bDqIh)

126 108 You're working. You support the rest of us now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (A5zUN)

Well...shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:31 PM (NWiLs)


So, Insom, work harder, think of all the illegals you are helping out !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:34 PM (jnM20)

127 The dentists, unlike the food workers, didn't take the "servsafe" test?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

or have their boos fill it out for them

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

128 No! No! It's only prudent to cut the Green River serial killer loose. He might get the Coronacrud. Wouldn't want THAT on our conscience.

/Absolute completely insane and deeply stupid Washington leftards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:35 PM (o2MD2)

129 The concept of Karens is not new.

Not at all.

Lenin called them "useful idiots".

What they aren't aware of is that they get shot next.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:27 PM (sy5kK)


Shooting because they would not being Karen.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:35 PM (1g7ch)

130 So, Insom, work harder, think of all the illegals you are helping out !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:34 PM (jnM20)
---------------

Watch it, you'll have Insomniac going Peter Gibbons the first day he's at the office!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:35 PM (WEBkv)

131 Their god is not Gaia. They don't give a damn about the environment whenever commies despoil it. They'll despoil it themselves if it helps their own advancement.

Their god is certainly not science, which depends on objective standards. All Progressives like to wear the mantle of Science!!11!1! but it's just a weapon for the rubes.

Their god is Caesar. Power.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (M/9m0)

132 Seriously. Have you gotten the first paycheck yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (A5zUN)

Not yet. Soon. Very soon.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

133 91 The other point is that it really isn't centered around the state. The state is just an incidental agent to them. Because government has great powers to destroy, it's natural that they often turn to it. But they don't mind if they use another instrument, they're fine with that. Goolag, Assbook, Karen in charge of a Homeowners' Association; it's all one to them.

Homeowners Associations in the United States are nothing more than the American equivalent of Cuba's Committees for the Defense of the Revolution.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Sn/d0)

134 Gillibrand's campaigning for VP, as if it'll be Biden's choice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)

135 With the opening (while all else is closed) of the prisons and jails is the "fuck it, I'm gonna carry permit or not" lamp lit? Asking for a friend.
Heard meth, etc prices have doubled, tweakers must be going nuts. Might as well be on my person rather than broken into safe at home?

Posted by: provocative but banned at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (XvDih)

136
No point to this update, other than I've been drinking some of those suds since I got back to mi casa. There is a meatloaf in the oven, too, so endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: eastofsuez at April 28, 2020 06:30 PM (U2zca)


Beer and meatloaf is an underrated dinner treat!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

137 98 I still need to have it explained to me how high school dropouts with lengthy criminal records and middle aged illegal alien women who don't speak English can prepare food and work drive through windows, handling the food for millions of people in America during this super contagious virus outbreak, but a one-on-one scheduled cleaning with my medical-degree holding dentist in a closed and closely controlled office setting is forbidden.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:24 PM (IwDj9)
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The dentists, unlike the food workers, didn't take the "servsafe" test?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)

The dentists are all good little white boys and girls who do what they're told, just like their customers. If you had a dentist named Rodriguez, he'd already have a chair set up in a storage building somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (V2Yro)

138 Seriously. Have you gotten the first paycheck yet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:33 PM (A5zUN)

Not yet. Soon. Very soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

It took me 6 weeks to get a paycheck after I was gained to Active Duty..But it was a nice big check

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (85Gof)

139 Hadn't payed attention in a week on Wyoming but they have 7 deaths from the Chinese Lung disease. Probably only 93 people left in the state now,

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (ZCEU2)

140 Jane D'Oh I don't know if you're here but I'm making your Cheesy Chicken and Artichoke casserole. Should be ready in 35 minutes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (dUJdY)

141 The China Flu was just a bunch of left wing crapola.

I've seen more dead people on a three day pass.

Open, Open, Open.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (Z+IKu)

142 Not yet. Soon. Very soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

You gonna frame that son of a bitch (after cashing of course)?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (A5zUN)

143 If you had a dentist named Rodriguez, he'd already have a chair set up in a storage building somewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (V2Yro)



Talk a little slower, I am taking notes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (85Gof)

144 LIBERATE TEXAS

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

145 We could do 8am, 10am, 12pm and 2 pm.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:28 PM (lwiT4)


Bless you and the Rev, grammie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (jnM20)

146 Ah. MUCK is awake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (A5zUN)

147 >>I still need to have it explained to me how high school dropouts with lengthy criminal records and middle aged illegal alien women who don't speak English can prepare food and work drive through windows, handling the food for millions of people in America during this super contagious virus outbreak, but a one-on-one scheduled cleaning with my medical-degree holding dentist in a closed and closely controlled office setting is forbidden.


See: Victor Davis Hanson's "Two Californias" columns from a few years ago.

TL;DR - They enforce the laws on those who have something to lose and whom they know they can easily harass (the people who have jobs, families, and do not want to risk fines, arrest, etc.).

They don't enforce the laws on those they know will disappear/flee without a trace, will never show up to court or pay a fine or apply for a building license, cannot be threated with potential job or reputation loss.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (bDqIh)

148 (checks to make sure we're past 100, wonders if it's actually an on-topic post since COVIDs)

Earlier we were discussing increased deaths on the roads even though there's something like 85% fewer cars driving. I thought of another fun one. Amazon, Walmart, UPS, USPS, ebay, etc. are probably having an enormous increase in deliveries, packaging, shipping, etc.

Imagine the waste from this shutdown.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (IwDj9)

149 Their god is Caesar. Power.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (M/9m0)

That's their goal, but I think their only god is Themselves.

they're going to be quite surprised when their god dies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (V2Yro)

150 Talk a little slower, I am taking notes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (85Gof)

what do you do when you come to a caution light

slow down

what do
you do
when you
come to a
caution light

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

151 Back @ 37 I just thought 'strawberry pie' and guess what, I had strawberry pie. On top of spinach ravioli topped with shrimp alfredo sauce. Now for a tasty drink and ponder what I bait the trap with tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (XhWtx)

152 They don't enforce the laws on those they know will disappear/flee without a trace, will never show up to court or pay a fine or apply for a building license, cannot be threated with potential job or reputation loss.

-

I'd never considered that. What a great, and very simple, observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (IwDj9)

153 134 Gillibrand's campaigning for VP, as if it'll be Biden's choice.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)


As a kid, raised chicks and after adding feed, water, and time, our family had a lot of chicken dinners.

It is true that sometimes, a chicken will run around for a few seconds after it's head is chopped off.

For more details, just watch a Progda reporter ask questions, it's a lot like that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

154 Thinking of trying this French onion beef casserole recipe. That or make Stroganoff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:40 PM (A5zUN)

155 Ah. MUCK is awake.

Father! The creeper has awakened!
/ not David Lynch

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 28, 2020 06:40 PM (CGB5H)

156 MUMR is our piss-poor commenter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:40 PM (IwDj9)

157 This is a fantastic post.

Posted by: Caliban at April 28, 2020 06:40 PM (QE8X6)

158 Well, time to wander.

Catch y'all on the ONT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 06:40 PM (WEBkv)

159 Someone to my mom to microwave her mask to sanitize it, so she did. It burst into flames because of the metal strip in it to pinch around the nose. Thank god it didn't do any damage because she was there watching it instead of walking away for 2 minutes.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2020 06:41 PM (N8G3E)

160 In general, it is a good idea not to microwave non-food items. It is not an oven.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:42 PM (A5zUN)

161 >>The dentists are all good little white boys and girls who do what they're told, just like their customers.



As in:. they have a medical license they don't want revoked and insurance they don't want cancelled?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

162 It burst into flames because of the metal strip in it to pinch around the nose.

I have seen bread microwaved with the bagtie left on as an "oops".

It was one of the old-school cellophane ones too. Glorious.

Stank, though.

Posted by: Sporkatus at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (CGB5H)

163 My farrier was out today. No masks were worn. If he'd had one I would have grabbed one but its outdoors so there was no need. Colorado never shut down outdoor activities and most riders are not masked when I've gone out. Some hikers or bikers are, or have one around their neck that they could put on if they get into a crowd for a few minues. There is more traffic every day. Monday most of the state geographically started 'phasing back to work'. Many of the big urban areas have their own Fauci's demanding "stay home longer" May 8 is the date given for that and I don't think folks will comply much at all past then. Nervous folks can still shelter at home with contactless deliveries and whatnot, most folks want to get on with their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (T9Hmo)

164 152 They don't enforce the laws on those they know will disappear/flee without a trace, will never show up to court or pay a fine or apply for a building license, cannot be threated with potential job or reputation loss.
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I'd never considered that. What a great, and very simple, observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (IwDj9)

It's almost as if "law", on the local level, is just a device for the local gang running things to grab money and make prominent people pay attention to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (V2Yro)

165 Ugh have a conference call in 15 with the Big Boss.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (85Gof)

166 Ha. We keep seeing these polls where 60-70% of the country is okay with it remaining closed, and I'm starting to realize this is true. 70% of the nation is getting a check from the government and hasn't been affected the first little teensy bit by this nonsense.

And somehow the other 30% are expected to pay for it all without an income.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:32 PM (IwDj9)



Well.. Fvck!
We need more slaves.

Posted by: The 70% at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (1g7ch)

167 >>I'd never considered that. What a great, and very simple, observation.


Sadly, VDH has been living that for years. The "Two Californias" columns are good if they are still available online. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

168 The dentists are all good little white boys and girls who do what they're told, just like their customers. If you had a dentist named Rodriguez, he'd already have a chair set up in a storage building somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (V2Yro)

I know a Cuban dentist with a dentist wife from PR. They are not losing money during this because they treat only "critical emergency" cases. And they are extremely process oriented and their offices are immaculate, so it makes sense that neither of them is worried about the 'Rona!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (jnM20)

169 Mentioned this earlier, seize the initiative with your phrasing. "Now that the quarantine is being lifted..." choose your battlespace.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (87EdW)

170 153
It is true that sometimes, a chicken will run around for a few seconds after it's head is chopped off.


Mike the Headless Chicken, also known as Miracle Mike, was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off. Although the story was thought by many to be a hoax, the bird's owner took him to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to establish the facts.

Posted by: banned zombie chicken at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (XvDih)

171 Moron Robbie, because the medical professional can lose his license at a whim. And although the whole idea was to keep prices high by limiting entry to the professions, the medical people are losing it all to the insurance companies one way or the other and don't dare make waves.

The burger joint not so much

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (bMMCK)

172 God delivered 10 laws. I consider these sacred. All others are optional.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)

173 Sadly, VDH has been living that for years. The "Two Californias" columns are good if they are still available online. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)

--

Thanks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (IwDj9)

174 See: Victor Davis Hanson's "Two Californias" columns from a few years ago.

TL;DR - They enforce the laws on those who have something to lose and whom they know they can easily harass (the people who have jobs, families, and do not want to risk fines, arrest, etc.).

They don't enforce the laws on those they know will disappear/flee without a trace, will never show up to court or pay a fine or apply for a building license, cannot be threated with potential job or reputation loss.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (bDqIh)


This.

Cops in California reportedly don't even write traffic tickets for illegal aliens any more. They used to impound their cars, but some guy in a black muu-muu nixed that, so the illegal aliens literally have nothing whatever to lose, and so the cops don't bother any longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (J4SfM)

175 165 Ugh have a conference call in 15 with the Big Boss.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (85Gof)

Tell the president to get on stage and say: 'LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (A5zUN)

176 Is this a good place for dissing on Acosta? I hope so.

In the WH PPP press conference today, Acosta said:

"Mr. President, today the US hit a grim milestone of 1 million cases of the coronavirus. Back in late February, you predicted that the number of cases would go down to zero. How did we get from your prediction of zero to 1 million?"

Posted by: m at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (3Geud)

177 " I can't see anything coherent as their goal, other than such destruction."

they want to destroy our current (racist, capitalist, misogynist, etc.) world,THEN their new world (order) can emerge, and it will be beautiful because they will run it ... with the ability to purge evil.

Cloward-Piven pretty openly states that. ... deliberately overburden a caring system, with a welfare class, and then destroy the productive class ... then ??? Nirvana as their UN/NGOs take full control. I guess ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

178 Mike the Headless Chicken, also known as Miracle Mike, was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off. Although the story was thought by many to be a hoax, the bird's owner took him to the University of Utah in Salt Lake City to establish the facts.
Posted by: banned zombie chicken at April 28, 2020 06:44 PM (XvDih)


An inspiration to Joe Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:46 PM (J4SfM)

179 Father! The creeper has awakened!
/ not David Lynch



Prince of Dorkness...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 28, 2020 06:46 PM (7s3Gx)

180 My wife will not let me within 6 feet of her in the house! Now admittingly before all this started I was not allowed within 3 feet
Posted by: Nevergiveup
_____________

Maybe she's afraid you're going to try and drill her?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (k4dH2)

181 In the WH PPP press conference today, Acosta said:

"Mr. President, today the US hit a grim milestone of 1 million cases of the coronavirus. Back in late February, you predicted that the number of cases would go down to zero. How did we get from your prediction of zero to 1 million?"

Posted by: m at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (3Geud)

That doesn't even make sense. Oh wait...Acosta. Nevermind.

Posted by: Tami at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)

182 ponder what I bait the trap with tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (XhWtx)


Did you catch anything last night?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (jnM20)

183 " I can't see anything coherent as their goal, other than such destruction."

they want to destroy our current (racist, capitalist, misogynist, etc.) world,THEN their new world (order) can emerge, and it will be beautiful because they will run it ... with the ability to purge evil.

Cloward-Piven pretty openly states that. ... deliberately overburden a caring system, with a welfare class, and then destroy the productive class ... then ??? Nirvana as their UN/NGOs take full control. I guess ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Cus5s)


Then they'll be in charge of a whole society of useless, low IQ wankers. If that's your goal, Cloward-Piven is a good approach. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (J4SfM)

184 Jimmy Acosta is a truly repulsive human being.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

185 Going to a bank tomorrow to close an account. Had to make an appointment; the front door will be locked and I must wait to be admitted; and I must wear a face covering inside.

Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a bookkeeper's son at April 28, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)

186 So Jenny Aguttar (sp) now plays a nun on a TV show about family values but that movie from the 70s where she banged Michael York is the new normal. What a fucked up time to be alive.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 28, 2020 06:48 PM (nFRLh)

187 Ugh have a conference call in 15 with the Big Boss.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:43 PM (85Gof)

Tell the president to get on stage and say: 'LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (A5zUN)

A Tad below him, but still a 2 Star

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)

188 As in:. they have a medical license they don't want revoked and insurance they don't want cancelled?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

Anyone who's licensed (in any profession) benefits greatly from the licensing system. It's responsible for most of their income. So, part of the price of being an agent of the system is that you have to obey the system whenever it whistles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 06:48 PM (V2Yro)

189 I cannot find one scientific study to justify or verify social distancing, near as I can find --it was a term coined by the media and used by global liberals to justify their stuck on stupid. Yea like a virus comes with a measuring tape. Social distancing is nothing more than another hoax forced on us by communist despots posing as snivel servants. Please liberals show me the science, but you can't because it's BS and propaganda spread by the media.

Posted by: Rose at April 28, 2020 06:48 PM (f/Wek)

190 In the WH PPP press conference today, Acosta said:

"Mr. President, today the US hit a grim milestone of 1 million cases of the coronavirus. Back in late February, you predicted that the number of cases would go down to zero. How did we get from your prediction of zero to 1 million?"

Posted by: m at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (3Geud)


Oh, God, not the "grim milestone" crap. What would be a joyous milestone? And how many "journalists" would there be afterwards?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:49 PM (J4SfM)

191 Well, Buck, that's some damn good content. I'm a onna up read here a bit and see what other analogies were added. But, damn, that's good. I'll keep hitting the tip jar.
BtW, when do I get upgraded to Prime??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 28, 2020 06:49 PM (7Fj9P)

192 Yes it's part of the new Religion of Self-Loathing. More than one person on FB has already said this is the revenge of mother Earth for abusing her. Oh FFS viruses have been around forever!
And watch the PPP ceremony if you can. Trump's guests, business owners, were terrific. He wants it open. Even the press was subdued.

Posted by: PJ at April 28, 2020 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

193 135 With the opening (while all else is closed) of the prisons and jails is the "fuck it, I'm gonna carry permit or not" lamp lit? Asking for a friend.
Heard meth, etc prices have doubled, tweakers must be going nuts. Might as well be on my person rather than broken into safe at home?
Posted by: provocative but banned at April 28, 2020 06:37 PM (XvDih)

Washington is a "shall carry state", but you need a CCW to carry concealed.

But you can put that good old .45 on your belt and walk around for all to see.

Only a few places you can't go - courts, banks, bars, or other public places that have put out notice, such as an NFL football game.

I don't have any charges against me, I don't have any money thanks to Jay Insipid, the bars are closed thanks to Jay Incompetency, and Roger Goddell doesn't have to make a decision for a few more months.

So carrying is the next logical step to protection, judging by that 5-4 WA SC decision. Four judges that don't understand what a serial killer is, or what that means.

The time is near.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

194 142 Not yet. Soon. Very soon.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

You gonna frame that son of a bitch (after cashing of course)?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:38 PM (A5zUN)

Sealed in lexan, like an inaugural game ticket.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

195 Cops in California reportedly don't even write traffic tickets for illegal aliens any more

Izzat why there are no more dui checkpoints around here? Si se puede?

Posted by: banned aint drunk, just drinkin at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (XvDih)

196 COVID19 is spread by the media, just like rats and the black death.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

197 So Acosta has bought into the Vietnam War analogy - grim milestone. There are too few lamp posts in this country.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (nFRLh)

198 Sealed in lexan, like an inaugural game ticket.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

Nice!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (A5zUN)

199 Chickens need a head only to see and eat. The brain is mostly absent.

When I was a mean kid, I drilled a hole through a kernel of corn. I tied some fish line to it and cast it amongst the poultry. Big fight to get to it first. After swallowing, I would jerk it back out. The chicken would AAAWWWWWKK as the offending kernel escaped. But the same chicken would eat the same uneatable kernel over and over and over again. Then Grammy caught me......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (o2MD2)

200 This.

Cops in California reportedly don't even write traffic tickets for illegal aliens any more. They used to impound their cars, but some guy in a black muu-muu nixed that, so the illegal aliens literally have nothing whatever to lose, and so the cops don't bother any longer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:45 PM (J4SfM)

Can we just go from "rule of law" to "rule of omerta" already?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (Sn/d0)

201 I think the American people are going to open May 1. And to hell what their overlords tell them to do.

Posted by: PJ at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (qlTN9)

202 197 So Acosta has bought into the Vietnam War analogy - grim milestone. There are too few lamp posts in this country.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (nFRLh)

I think there are enough. Highways alone should be enough. This is why we need testing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (A5zUN)

203 Yes it's part of the new Religion of Self-Loathing. More than one person on FB has already said this is the revenge of mother Earth for abusing her. Oh FFS viruses have been around forever!

Then by extension, HIV was Mother Earth's revenge for perversion and drug use, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (J4SfM)

204 Better to rule in Shittesville than serve sammiches.

Posted by: Karen at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (1g7ch)

205 Just went to Home Despot (basil seeds, potting soil, evil carcinogenic science fiction super-evil Round-Up concentrate). Most in masks, nobody noticing those not, "metered" entry which actually was a short line that never stopped moving, so nothingburger, all normal inside. Busy as a Saturday, when you've got both homeowners and contractors.

Stopped at gas station, normal, Iraqi guy was friendly as always. Didn't have a chance to get my update on Mosul, often get his intel from family he still has there.

Decided to pop into Grocery Outlet, for beer and meat (2 key food groups). Excellent deal on blueberries/blackberries. Got some ground beef - meat section normal. Beer was low (for them), still plenty of selection. Overall pretty slow/empty. Staff said it's been that way for a few days.

Everyone was talking, not complaining, but noting how traffic has returned, much getting back to normal. Still don't have to plot, time, and plan a medium cross-county freeway trip (only a requirement the last few years, during the economic boom), but not as empty as just 2 weeks ago.

Guess people around here need to read more and get caught up more in things. Doesn't seem like many people are. Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (El6T/)

206 Karen Sharia Mask Police

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (G546f)

207 152 They don't enforce the laws on those they know will disappear/flee without a trace, will never show up to court or pay a fine or apply for a building license, cannot be threated with potential job or reputation loss.

-

I'd never considered that. What a great, and very simple, observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 06:39 PM (IwDj9)

That is my biggest gripe with illegals. They live under a separate law(less) system. If they do not murder or rob someone they can have kids for free, not pay for the kids education, work for cash, and not worry at DUI.

entire counties now do not do DUI checks cause they catch illegals about 80% of the time.

knock knock MADD MADD

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

208 It doesn't matter how many people get the Wuflu. The only count that matters is deaths. Most people get over this without hospitalization and get on with their lives.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Lqy/e)

209 Do these super germs from a Chinese biological weapons lab travel more than 6 feet in the air and still need masks to stop them?

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)

210 So Acosta has bought into the Vietnam War analogy - grim milestone. There are too few lamp posts in this country.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 28, 2020 06:50 PM (nFRLh)

I think there are enough. Highways alone should be enough. This is why we need testing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:51 PM (A5zUN)

Is there enough rope?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

211 Karen's last site on this earth should be the floor of a cell at Lubyanka Prison

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:53 PM (85Gof)

212 Is there enough rope?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

This is a good question. Are we hanging them alive or dead? We could just use those steel S hooks if dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (A5zUN)

213 There is no money to be made in arresting illegal invaders.

You, however, will pay and pay and pay....and pay.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)

214 Karen Sharia Mask Police

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (G546f)


They really need to get the wimmenz to cover their ankles, but I guess they're waiting until everyone is used to face covering!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (jnM20)

215 211 Karen's last site on this earth should be the floor of a cell at Lubyanka Prison
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 06:53 PM (85Gof)

She'd ask if you washed the bullet in sanitizer first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (A5zUN)

216 ha!

President Joe Biden said drunk driving should not be a felony, and immigration agents who detain illegal immigrants caught driving drunk should be fired.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

217 In Chemistry, mechanisms are beat into your psyche. I'm sure it's the same in Engineering.

The Law of Diminishing Returns is the underlying mechanism for the collapse of complex civilizations. We have plenty of data on this.

Cite available, but I've been citing this for a while. And the theory looks solid. Venezuela went tits-up 12 years after a worse Constitution
replaced a solid one. And that was the richest, most advanced society in South America.

** Gulp **.

Plan accordingly. OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (u82oZ)

218 Is there enough rope?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Uu+Jp)


Brother NL, rope is reusable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (jnM20)

219 >.Then they'll be in charge of a whole society of useless, low IQ wankers. If that's your goal, Cloward-Piven is a good approach. Otherwise, not so much.


Haven't Newsom and Cuomo said they see this as an opportunity to redesign their respective state's economy?

I get the impression they want to bring it all down so that they can reset the economy, remake it into some sort of (Hellish) post-capitalism utopia. They think they can do that if they shut down everything and then change the rules on everyone as they attempt to start their businesses and institutions over from scratch. Sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

220 I'm down to two more working days. Tomorrow and Friday. Doesn't seem possible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

221 That is my biggest gripe with illegals. They live under a separate law(less) system. If they do not murder or rob someone they can have kids for free, not pay for the kids education, work for cash, and not worry at DUI.

entire counties now do not do DUI checks cause they catch illegals about 80% of the time.

knock knock MADD MADD
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

If I have to show a passport to enter my own bloody country, I don't think it is too much to ask for everyone who enters the United States to do the same.

Last time I had to show my passport to re-enter the United States, we also had to endure a d*** measuring exhibition by federal law enforcement as I had to get my bags re-examined by TSA, this AFTER I was cleared where I started.

Everyone suffers with me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Sn/d0)

222 218 Is there enough rope?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

Brother NL, rope is reusable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (jnM20)

For once in my life, I support recycling.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

223 so.

when does the shooting start?

when I see Gary Ridgeway?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

224 Brother NL, rope is reusable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (jnM2o

Ooh environmentally responsible m

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

225 220 I'm down to two more working days. Tomorrow and Friday. Doesn't seem possible.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

Congrats Jewells!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (A5zUN)

226 hiya Insom!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

227 Wishing ya'll a pleasant evening.

It's past wine thirty around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Bk2iI)

228 Time to bring out the red necks.

Posted by: iandeal at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (vgGyZ)

229 Most leftards have learning curve indistinguishable from my chicken.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (o2MD2)

230 220 I'm down to two more working days. Tomorrow and Friday. Doesn't seem possible.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

You have Thursday off?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

231 Plan accordingly. OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (u82oZ)


Dayum NaCly, by any estimate, we are a couple of decades behind schedule!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (jnM20)

232
President Joe Biden said drunk driving should not be a felony, and immigration agents who detain illegal immigrants caught driving drunk should be fired.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

Why would even a senile idiot say that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

233 Notsothoreau thats the only count I ever look at, I care less who gets it and lives, actually the more that happens to the better.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)

234 congrats Jewells!

you'll get that retirement party, just not right now.
but I will raise a glass to you!
cheers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

235 213 There is no money to be made in arresting illegal invaders.

You, however, will pay and pay and pay....and pay.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (Z+IKu)

Hey Babe,

Take a Walk on the Wild Side

Posted by: Lou Reed at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (sy5kK)

236 226 hiya Insom!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

Hello nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

237 223 so.

when does the shooting start?

when I see Gary Ridgeway?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (d7Ww2)

Take out the legs first, let him crawl a while, make sure it sinks in what is happening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (A5zUN)

238 Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Bk2iI)

Slainte!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (jnM20)

239 The usual suspects in the Media is the Virus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (u82oZ)

240 I can't complain coz
Feel like I'll fly into a rage if I do

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 06:58 PM (G546f)

241 Brother NL, rope is reusable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (jnM20)

For once in my life, I support recycling.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)


Reduce Reuse Recycle

Choose the middle path.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:58 PM (1g7ch)

242 Commissar Hrothgar @ 182. Nope, nary a thing. and I put a 1/2 ear fresh corn in there. Tonight will be a piece of cornbread with peanut butter on it. Hell I may crawl in there myself.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (XhWtx)

243 232
President Joe Biden said drunk driving should not be a felony, and immigration agents who detain illegal immigrants caught driving drunk should be fired.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

Why would even a senile idiot say that?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

"Dissolve the people and elect another" - Brecht

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (Sn/d0)

244
I ran into the post office to pick up a package, forgot my mask, and
the postmaster (who wasn't wearing one, either) said he wouldn't tell on
me.




This is not America.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+xeiL)

245 Retire on Thursday so you can have a three-day weekend.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (J8TS1)

246 Ooh environmentally responsible m

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)


Sustainable naturally indigenous woven vines, of course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (jnM20)

247 It could be recycled to fuse.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (SWrii)

248 Well that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (PLOgh)

249 This Anglican finds this too true!

Stop it! Stop it right now!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 28, 2020 07:00 PM (vVNeI)

250 A Karen in my HOA was complaining about kids playing outside without masks.

I sent out my kid in my Darth Vader helmet.

The look on her face.....ahhhh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:00 PM (4k/Uz)

251 Hrothgar, Same back to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:00 PM (Bk2iI)

252 239 The usual suspects in the Media is the Virus.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 06:57 PM (u82oZ)



Media is the Virus

A George Soros production

Posted by: zombie Quinn Martin at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

253 Commissar Hrothgar

The difference is the Americans holding up society.
As long as there are enough that believe in America as founded, we will prevail. Plus we are out breeding the Left, with is why illegal immigrants are being added without restraint.

But we are being overrun with the Covid-19 Wuhan gambit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (u82oZ)

254 Tonight will be a piece of cornbread with peanut butter on it. Hell I may crawl in there myself.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (XhWtx)


Man, I got the hongrys for some good warm cornbread with butter and honey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (jnM20)

255 Tired of refreshing the screen to see if the briefing has started.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (SWrii)

256 Insomniac.. boss decided to alternate me and new girl. Haven't seen her in a month. But I said look.. we need one more day together to make sure you are comfortable and know how to handle shit. So we both work Friday even though it's supposed to be her day off. I'm so sad. Not how I wanted to go out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

257 214 Karen Sharia Mask Police

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 06:52 PM (G546f)

They really need to get the wimmenz to cover their ankles, but I guess they're waiting until everyone is used to face covering!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 06:54 PM (jnM20)

Maybe just the cankles for now, eh?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (okGHj)

258 Is Hillary's coven still able to meet under the pale moonlight?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

259 Last time I had to show my passport to re-enter the United States, we also had to endure a d*** measuring exhibition by federal law enforcement as I had to get my bags re-examined by TSA, this AFTER I was cleared where I started.

Everyone suffers with me.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Sn/d0)

--

This is minor compared to that nonsense, but:

The first time I left the country and returned the agent working the entry gate smiled and told me "welcome home." I was young and that stuck with me, and it sort of hurts every time I don't hear it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (IwDj9)

260 Not how I wanted to go out.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

How 'bout you moon 'em all on the way out the door? You could even do that electronically.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (okGHj)

261 Hey.. let's have a little moron party Friday

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

262 256 Insomniac.. boss decided to alternate me and new girl. Haven't seen her in a month. But I said look.. we need one more day together to make sure you are comfortable and know how to handle shit. So we both work Friday even though it's supposed to be her day off. I'm so sad. Not how I wanted to go out.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

You would've preferred a blaze of glory, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

263 Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:00 PM (Bk2iI)

Conor says "Don't forget to spoil those pups!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (jnM20)

264 If they can take over the population worse than East Germany in 1956on a flimsy theory of mass extinction this easywe are doomed as they will do it again soon.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (ZCEU2)

265 Interesting that you concede you would wear a mask to a nursing home in case you were an asymptomatic carrier.

In saying that you are conceding that some populations are particularly vulnerable to COVID-19.

By referencing nursing homes you mean old people. But you'd have to concede that immunocompromised people, people with preexisting lung conditions, and others are just as vulnerable.

And any person you run into in a store could easily fall into one of those categories or be a close family member of someone who is.

So the message here is nonsensical.

You admit you could pass it to people without knowing you have it. You admit that some populations are at greater risk such that you'd change your public behavior.

So what is your point? You can tell when a stranger is vulnerable? I can't. Anyone might have a spouse at home who is undergoing chemotherapy. Anyone might be the sole caregiver or a nursing home aged adult.

What are you saying here?

And I find it weird you all think this is some liberal conspiracy to embarrass President Very Stable Genius, but can't explain how nearly every nation on earth, regardless of the political lean of their current leadership, is doing the same thing we are.

This is not a political issue. Stop making it one. Shut the fuck up and let's try not to kill thousands of us while we wait for a vaccine. Oxford already has a vaccine in testing. It could be ready by the end of the year.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (IJG6N)

266 The first time I left the country and returned the agent working the entry gate smiled and told me "welcome home." I was young and that stuck with me, and it sort of hurts every time I don't hear it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (IwDj9)

Little things make all the difference in a culture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (A5zUN)

267 Cornbread + white beans + Tabasco sauce = yum

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (IwDj9)

268 . He's in Colorado, and I don't know the situation there, other than Christian churches are still closed.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 06:20 PM (lwiT4)


I left Richmond, VA area this morning to come back home to the upstate of SC. My route took me through the back country on state and US routes. Every church I passed, had billboards or signage up inviting people to drive up services.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Hq8Oo)

269 Well said.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (tmA71)

270 I unintentionally got connected to a YouTube video called Google translates Sound of Silence.
The first line is Hey darkness hi. We need to talk.
That made me laugh.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

271 Conor- the pups are chewing on meaty neck bones at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (Bk2iI)

272 Deplorable Jay Guevara, well said!
//
And Moron Robbie, I call the arrest and fines and firm talks by the cops part of Rule of Law Theater.

Felons, homeless, immigrants, esp. those who don't speak English are exempt.

Posted by: PJ at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (qlTN9)

273 Insom.. I would have preferred by nice going away dinner and all that good stuff. Now.. who knows when that will happen. I know my boss is heartbroken I'm leaving. It's been 32 years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

274 261 Hey.. let's have a little moron party Friday
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

Good idea. We can drink alone together!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

275 Maybe it is because I live in a pretty conservative area but I dont see anyone giving a shit about social distancing. At least not anymore. At first people did it but the last couple of weeks its lolgf everyone is out and about totally ignoring the stay at home stuff. Amazing what happens when 70 degree weather shows up lol.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (VDuoY)

276 >>>But we are being overrun with the Covid-19 Wuhan gambit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (u82oZ)


There's going to be many winter baby conservatives.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (SWrii)

277 Oh, so now we are waiting for a vaccine before this madness ends, Slough? Odd how the goalposts have moved.

If this is such a deadly thing....where are all the bodies?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (4k/Uz)

278 250 A Karen in my HOA was complaining about kids playing outside without masks.

I sent out my kid in my Darth Vader helmet.

The look on her face.....ahhhh.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:00 PM (4k/Uz)

The idiot mayor here had police tape strung up around all the playgrounds in town. So, my kid plays in the street with all the other kids, basketball, street hockey, bike riding, trike riding, drinking out of hoses, blowing snot on the ground in the street, and generally acting like children.
Makes me wonder how much idiot mayor spent on that debacle and if we can ask for the money back.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (okGHj)

279 Funny how there is a serious and real problem of meat processing plants having to close down (3rd word south of the border hygiene) mass culling of livestock leading to a protein shortage. And yet, with 30 million newly unemployed people these plants can't find Americans to work there to keep the supply chains from crashing and a protein shortage from occurring. Same with produce farmers. It's almost as if big Agricultural would rather have Americans suffer and go hungry than hire Heritage Americans to work those jobs to feed Americans. Gotta keep those immigrations numbers growing year after year.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (8j6Fo)

280 273 Insom.. I would have preferred by nice going away dinner and all that good stuff. Now.. who knows when that will happen. I know my boss is heartbroken I'm leaving. It's been 32 years.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

I hear you. Wow, that's a LONG time to work in one place.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

281 The difference is the Americans holding up society.
As long as there are enough that believe in America as founded, we will prevail. Plus we are out breeding the Left, with is why illegal immigrants are being added without restraint.

But we are being overrun with the Covid-19 Wuhan gambit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 07:01 PM (u82oZ)


NaCly, I haven't heard anyone say the phrase "I pledge my life, my fortune, and my sacred honor..." lately!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (jnM20)

282 PJ @ 201- May Day, bestest commie holiday ever! Maybe see some elites up on top of the building observing a bunch of whitewalled rocket launchers?

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (XhWtx)

283 244
I ran into the post office to pick up a package, forgot my mask, and
the postmaster (who wasn't wearing one, either) said he wouldn't tell on
me.



This is not America.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+xeiL)


I think he was funnin' with you.

I have a brother that is a post office employee in a smaller town outside Tacoma. He works the counter. They like to kid with their regulars. There are Karens, but they just smile and nod, never actually engaging in a conversation.

The regulars must like it, because my brother gets little gifts at Christmas from some of them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

284 Why can't I just eat my waffle?

youtube.com/watch?v=JOoNOs8Ql28

Posted by: Fritz at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (95j/9)

285 Nobody gives a shit what you think, Seattle Karen.


Your beloved hippy leftists turned this into a political thing. Just like they do with everything.


We are willing to say that Trump could make mistakes.


But you will never spit Obama's dick out of your mouth long enough to admit that your Chocolate Messiah was actually the planets greatest fuckup.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (+xeiL)

286 Fuck off, Slug.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (y7DUB)

287 If this is such a deadly thing....where are all the bodies?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (4k/Uz)

My Dead Cart technician hasn't been by in months!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (A5zUN)

288 Yay, we're getting a vaccine for the cold virus!

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (IwDj9)

289
Posted by: Seattle Slough

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (F03MK)

290 There's going to be many winter baby conservatives.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (SWrii)

Well, most conservatives took the time to marry their fuckbunnies, unlike those oh-so-free-from-commitment liberals, so yeah, being stuck at home has a different dimension.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (okGHj)

291 And then the fascists put everyone under house arrest until somebody would invert something something... because lives depend on it... and they like to stomp a boot into humanities face.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

292 I'm giving it a month and Jewells will be called in as a consultant.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Bk2iI)

293 Forcible dosing of anal hydroxyquinine plus azithromycin plus zinc would have solved this problem months ago...

Posted by: I Love Medicine Sexually at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+GIiH)

294 I wore a mask at the UPS store today. It was not easy to breathe in it (homemade one, two layers of cotton.) I might be getting a sore throat, so thought I'd wear it in case I sneezed or coughed. I think you will see mask wearing fall out of favor when the hot weather hits.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (JKNZq)

295 As in:. they have a medical license they don't want revoked and insurance they don't want cancelled?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 28, 2020 06:42 PM

THIS.

Hell, my parents ordered rock for their seawall back in February and the poor guy can't deliver it. If his truck is caught on the road, he gets $5K fine and loses his license. Only now can he get it out there.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (/+bwe)

296 32 years. Almost half my life. Jesus..

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

297 Well, it's full time weather tv now. Storms in OK
Weatherman is in full storm mode. Non stop tv coverage. No commercials.
Out of state folks, if you want to see what happens during weather in
OK. Go to Facebook and search for kwtv news 9

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (ucNdt)

298 O/T Back to the Joe Biden finger-fuck thing.
What kind of guy does that? It's about sex. It seems to me more about power and hatred.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (2BZBZ)

299 Seriously, Slough - show your work.

How many people have had the virus and recovered completely? How many asymptomatic people are or were there? And how many people died as a direct result of the virus? What is the median age of those deaths?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (4k/Uz)

300 Seattle Slough. Why do you believe that a vaccine will help? Every year they develop one, the virus mutates and the vaccine is only partly effective. Why would this one be any different? I'm not hanging my hopes on that being an answer. To the WuFlu. I cannot and shouldn't have to be held hostage to a virus.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (JVgnl)

301
There are no live streaming events. Check back soon.

Da fuq?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (+xeiL)

302 296 32 years. Almost half my life. Jesus..
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

Pretty much all of Jesus' earthly life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

303 296 32 years. Almost half my life. Jesus..
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

Congrats, Jewells. Truly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (A5zUN)

304 Shut the fuck up and let's try not to kill thousands
of us while we wait for a vaccine. Oxford already has a vaccine in
testing. It could be ready by the end of the year.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (IJG6N)



What is the success rate of vaccines for each flu season? Serious question. What is the success rate for other corona viruses? Look - people get sick. It's been that way forever. Some of them die. Some of them die of the flu. We cannot hide in our bathrooms in fear, hoping we might not die. None of us get out of here alive. There will always be a cause. I say this as an immune-compromised person, who does not wear a mask or insist that people around me do.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (lwiT4)

305 Ben Had.. already told the boss and new girl..I'm here if ya need me. I'm sure I'll be getting calls. And that's okay. Nice to be needed and wanted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

306 298 O/T Back to the Joe Biden finger-fuck thing.
What kind of guy does that? It's about sex. It seems to me more about power and hatred.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (2BZBZ)

Ask Don Lemon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:09 PM (A5zUN)

307 Congrats, Jewells. Truly.

Thank you

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:09 PM (dUJdY)

308 I mean "It's NOT about sex."

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:09 PM (2BZBZ)

309 There are no live streaming events. Check back soon.

Da fuq?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (+xeiL)



I'm assuming you mean the White House Presser. They had one earlier in the day, focusing on the PPP act.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

310 lol Insom!! That's right!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (dUJdY)

311 308 I mean "It's NOT about sex."
Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:09 PM (2BZBZ)

Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

312 Always remember, let science guide your every decision.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (WwSyk)

313 Nursing homes can lock themselves down to anyone not wearing level five HAZMAT gear exactly the same way you can quit your job and duct tape yourself into your bathroom to protect yourself.

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING that I can possibly do will protect you. That's your job.

I'd prefer people keep theirs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (IwDj9)

314 Gotta get something off my chest..
Until a month ago,. or so, I truly felt law enforcement in this country would be the last lone of defense against gun confiscation.
I argued: The police will NEVER obey an order to confiscate guns.
I believe I was wrong and we are in some deep shit.
After watching video after video of these petty tyrants harassing innocent people for just being outside by themselves, I no longer believe we can count on them. Power hungry little fuckwads..
This is how it started in Nazi Germany.. with civilians sympathetic to the "cause" joining the Brownshirts in roving bands of thugs enforcing the party line. The Karens have learned well from history!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (CjFDo)

315 Jewells - what are you going to do with all that free time?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

316 Congratulations, Jewells! I so hope to be retired some day.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (JKNZq)

317 296 32 years. Almost half my life. Jesus..
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

So, let's see, you've been 29 for......

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (okGHj)

318 Sex and power and money and hate.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (2BZBZ)

319 This is not a political issue. Stop making it one. Shut the fuck up and let's try not to kill thousands of us while we wait for a vaccine. Oxford already has a vaccine in testing. It could be ready by the end of the year.

Ok, its a religious one. You have greatly consumed the Kool-Aid.

For one, your rhetoric makes it seem that there is only one way to die, and that is through the CCP virus, and that until we all achieve immortality through a miracle of Oxford, then the only way to survive until then is to pretend that our homes and that the magic six feet and a piece of paper is Class IV armor against the only one thing that has the power to kill at will.

Get help.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (C+evo)

320 Yay, we're getting a vaccine for the cold virus!
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM (IwDj9)


Can you believe that's what passes for being a really really sciency smarty pants in the shithole called Seattle.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (y7DUB)

321 Oh, so now we are waiting for a vaccine before this madness ends, Slough? Odd how the goalposts have moved.

If this is such a deadly thing....where are all the bodies?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:05 PM (4k/Uz)


In the old folks home. Stacked up by the back door.

If you go there you have to wear a mask. But you cannot leave your house either because somebody at the home might die.

And don't even get going on that one lady with the peanut allergy...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (1g7ch)

322 Traffic is reduced by 85% and more people are dying on the roads than ever.

HAHAHA

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (IwDj9)

323 This is not a political issue. Stop making it one. Shut the fuck up and let's try not to kill thousands of us while we wait for a vaccine. Oxford already has a vaccine in testing. It could be ready by the end of the year.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (IJG6N)

Nearly 40 years on we STILL don't have an AIDS vaccine. And that's just ONE example. So what do you say, Karen? Are you prepared to stay at home for the next 40 years while waiting for a vaccine?

"There are many ways one can die. There are many ways one can achieve DEATH." (h/t, Slayer)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Sn/d0)

324 318 Sex and power and money and hate.
Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (2BZBZ)

Laughter joy and loneliness and sex and sex and SEX AND SEEEXXXXX.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

325 Chi-Town, yep. When I sat in my own house and my former Army officer brother in law said no one had a need for a assault weapon, that is when I knew we could not count on anyone but ourselves.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (4k/Uz)

326 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (Bk2iI)

327 The Karens have learned well from history!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (CjFDo)


The Karens may not have calculated the cost of their idiocy, but will realize it when I back them the hell off my property at the end of my firearm.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (okGHj)

328 The only thing missing is criminal gangs dictating life on every street. Then Utopia will be here!

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (uEbPt)

329 32 is half of 29?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (N8G3E)

330 Seattle Slough
How kind of you to decide my life for me. And you are not even my spouse, with no fringe benefits attached.

Will you listen to cautions in the science of corona virus vaccines?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (u82oZ)

331 298 O/T Back to the Joe Biden finger-fuck thing.
What kind of guy does that? It's about sex. It seems to me more about power and hatred.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (2BZBZ)

Seriously: Biden has always been a guy who struck me as someone being in love with the idea of being senator. Power. The ability to do whatever he wants. It jives with the reports about naked swimming in front of female SS. I wonder if he even bothers to swim if he has an all male detail.

Some people when they get a bit of power, just get off on exerting that power on others at a whim. Making them do what they want, invading personal space to show who is in charge. This is a pretty flagrant example, but I think it jives.

Just the guy we want to be president, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (A5zUN)

332 329 32 is half of 29?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (N8G3E)

No math.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

333 I don't want to get a new vaccine
I want all these celebs and Karens to go first

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (G546f)

334 Every knee shall bend, every head head bow.

- Goosesteppin' Gretchen Whitmer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

335 326 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:12 PM (Bk2iI)


How many people are wearing masks that actually protect anyone from anything? The answer is about the same.

It is like TSA, not security, but security theater. Same deal here. It's mostly to keep you from touching your face, which doesn't help much either. But hey, we can FEEL good about it, right?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (okGHj)

336 This is not America.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+xeiL)


I think he was funnin' with you.

I have a brother that is a post office employee in a smaller town outside Tacoma. He works the counter. They like to kid with their regulars. There are Karens, but they just smile and nod, never actually engaging in a conversation.

The regulars must like it, because my brother gets little gifts at Christmas from some of them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 07:06 PM

The story was mine; yes, he was joshing me. The rest of the story is that the waterfront park across the street from the police station and city hall was crowded, no masks, etc.

The point being that people are ignoring the governor (Big Chief Karen) because they have better things to do.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (/+bwe)

337 "Ok, its a religious one. You have greatly consumed the Kool-Aid.

"For one, your rhetoric makes it seem that there is only one way to die, and that is through the CCP virus, and that until we all achieve immortality through a miracle of Oxford, then the only way to survive until then is to pretend that our homes and that the magic six feet and a piece of paper is Class IV armor against the only one thing that has the power to kill at will.

"Get help."

I thought that an act of a state Legislature or Congress can end death completely this whole time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Sn/d0)

338 Can you believe that's what passes for being a really really sciency smarty pants in the shithole called Seattle.

-

Quick, let's require K-12 kids to have this hastily developed cold vaccine before they can return to school!

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (IwDj9)

339 Big hail headed our way. We have 3 cars and a 2 car garage. First world problems

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ucNdt)

340 Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (IJG6N)

A vaccine by November?!! Do you think we should stay on lockdown till then?? I bet you do.


I say Neeeeigh and I'm the whinyyingest horse.

Posted by: Secretariat at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (bW1Yb)

341 I cannot and shouldn't have to be held hostage to a virus.

Especially once we establish a pattern of running in outright terror and panic on the mere threat of a virus...

China and every other bad actor will be cranking them out on a full production line.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (C+evo)

342 If anyone wants to know why the last 2 or 3 generations have become increasingly deficient in the capacity for critical thinking they should read Ayn Rands' "The Comprachicos".

Posted by: Grannymimi at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (u5LFV)

343 The News:

Nannies
Enforcing
Wuhan
Sharia

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (uEbPt)

344 Huh. I just realized I used to live right around the corner from General Flynn.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

345 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?

--

They're okay so long as you remove them to sneeze.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (IwDj9)

346

Shorter version of seattle dunce's dishonest rant:

Everything has to be put on Hold, except for mail-in voting, until the chinese flu is completely gone forever, or until Trump is gone, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (F03MK)

347 As I stated in a post last week, for me wearing a mask is akin to wearing a coexist bumper sticker on my face. virtue signaling at its finest

Posted by: gycincy at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (84xi9)

348 If you don't want the flu wear your useless mask, I dont care. Just leave me the fugg alone. Its that simple.

Posted by: Pliney at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (nzKWW)

349 The point being that people are ignoring the governor (Big Chief Karen) because they have better things to do.

Posted by: NaughtyPine



This is America.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (+xeiL)

350 Grammie was hoping to devote more time to my jewelry and my shop. I still will of course and hope with time things come back. Will do some volunteer work. Plot ways to kill my husband. lol.. j/k!! He's a good sort.. just talks too much...hence.. my need to get out and do stuff.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

351 Lots of people wanting all of us to hide behind the blinds at home until a 'cure' is found.

I call those people pussies.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (xqwo/)

352 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?

As often as I change my underwear: once a week, even if it doesn't need it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (H5knJ)

353 Supposed to go back to work 5/18, but TPTB have pushed the start date back to 6/1. And we will have to wear masks while working. If someone shows up on the job without a mask, they won't be allowed to work. I'm hoping the extra time before starting back, will negate the mandatory mask requirements because June/July in Summerville SC will be a cast iron bitch if you have to wear a mask.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (Hq8Oo)

354 Slough.

How many people died from accidents last year, from auto accidents to falls to accidental poisoning?

I will give you a hint. 161,374.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (4k/Uz)

355 Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM

And this ashtray....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

356 Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (NWiLs)


I can see why you got hired...

you get right down to the basics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (jnM20)

357 Big hail headed our way. We have 3 cars and a 2 car garage. First world problems

Parking garage, bank drive through or car wash near-by?

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (C+evo)

358 How many terror attacks have the TSA foiled? Has to be at least one I twenty years, right? And if it saves just one life....

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)

359 Been seeing lots of people on TV and everyday life, especially peepo who are lefties with some sort of science degree anoint themselves and being the arbiters of what should and should not happen.
My dentist for example sent out a letter saying it doesn't matter what anyone says that his office would stay shut until such time that he (queue Ted Baxter voice) as Dr trained in SCIENCE would determine when it was safe for his office to open. no poopy President or Governor had the right to tell him to work. Which is funny cause its the other side of the same coin from people who are losing there jobs. But he's made his bank. His name is Dr Ken McKennerson.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (WwSyk)

360 352 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?

As often as I change my underwear: once a week, even if it doesn't need it.

Just turn it inside out. Good to go for another week

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ucNdt)

361 318 Sex and power and money and hate.
Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (2BZBZ)


No, silly, sex and drugs and rock and roll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUX9k0npgA

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (okGHj)

362 What passes for "media" trying to out-beclown themselves (new term? Will check with Tim Blair in Oz) now with hair-on-fire skeeer about "terrifyingly premature" re-openings in places like MS and GA.

OK.

Well let's put down our bets, and check back in one, and two, weeks, shall we?

Places where there was no first "wave" are going to experience a second wave, now? OK.

Good epidemiology logic there. Oh - but note that Hahvaaad and MIT were involved in new modeling predicting this. Well that certainly lends tremendous credibility right there.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)

363 O/T Back to the Joe Biden finger-fuck thing.
What kind of guy does that? It's about sex. It seems to me more about power and hatred.

Posted by: JAS at April 28, 2020 07:08 PM (2BZBZ)

Ask Don Lemon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:09 PM (A5zUN)


Hey Don,
You ever try to finger bang someone wearing pantyhose?

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (1g7ch)

364 355
Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM



And this ashtray....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

And this cigar

Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua's Burning Case of Syphillis at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (WwSyk)

365 As a longtime complex organic carbon-based life form, I don't really like the High Priests of the The Sustainable Organic Church Of The Carbon Apocalypse.

They are science denying asshats.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (UzEPw)

366 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?

If you are not PROPERLY disposing of AND changing your nasty snot-basket after EVERY HUMAN CONTACT?

You are , in fact , a disease-spreader.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (+xeiL)

367 How many people died from accidents last year, from auto accidents to falls to accidental poisoning?

I will give you a hint. 161,374.


Don't do that. Slough is probably slashing wrists right now.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (C+evo)

368 tcn, I wonder how many people don't touch their face and totally disregard that the hair on their head is a sponge.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Bk2iI)

369 I would advise people to watch Chris Martenson's Peak Prosperity YouTube channel. He has a PhD in epidemiology. He has been correct on this matter since day 1, and the few times he hasn't been correct he admits it. He is not political at all.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (8j6Fo)

370 349 The point being that people are ignoring the governor (Big Chief Karen) because they have better things to do.

Posted by: NaughtyPine


This is America.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (+xeiL)

Don't catch you slippin' up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

371 No Live Streaming Events

Really???

They knew that a while ago.
CSPAM never put a live shot up as they usually do
and their first order up is Sleepy Joe and the Hag.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (SWrii)

372 I also guarantee that over 90% of the Karens wearing their masks are wearing them incorrectly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4k/Uz)

373 360
352 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?



As often as I change my underwear: once a week, even if it doesn't need it.



Just turn it inside out. Good to go for another week

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ucNdt)

I see some pretty grubby masks worn poorly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (WwSyk)

374 They are science denying asshats.

You are correct! They have replaced science with rigged computer models.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (C+evo)

375 Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Or German chocolate cake. Sex and power and money and German chocolate cake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (+y/Ru)

376 You know, we could really use someone that had the ability to not only understand but post and then competently debate points. The Horde always responds well to the religious ramblings of the true believers, but a truly devoted follower driven to convert us with His Truth would be a fun addition.

Hmm...

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (IwDj9)

377 368 tcn, I wonder how many people don't touch their face and totally disregard that the hair on their head is a sponge.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Bk2iI)

You have just brought up something I have discovered after growing a goatee in the past six weeks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (A5zUN)

378 Granted the problem is arguments collapse with the first counterpoint, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (IwDj9)

379 372
I also guarantee that over 90% of the Karens wearing their masks are wearing them incorrectly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM (4k/Uz)
Bet they touch those snotty snot catchers alla time too.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (WwSyk)

380 Grammie was hoping to devote more time to my jewelry
and my shop. I still will of course and hope with time things come
back. Will do some volunteer work. Plot ways to kill my husband.
lol.. j/k!! He's a good sort.. just talks too much...hence.. my need to
get out and do stuff.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY)



I hear you on the husband thing. I hopes he works forever because I'm not equipped to have a full-time husband! LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (lwiT4)

381 Tuesday at our hometown grocery, Brookshires, is markdown meat day. Snagged some very nice steaks, roast, and chops 50 percent off. In addition, Tuesday is senior citizen discount day. But wait there's more! for every $100 you spend you get a dime off per gallon gas.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (XhWtx)

382 378 Granted the problem is arguments collapse with the first counterpoint, but you know what I mean.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (IwDj9)

No they don't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

383 I see some pretty grubby masks worn poorly.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (WwSyk)


One woman was wearing a plastic go cup with rubber bands

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (SWrii)

384 > I'm down to two more working days. Tomorrow and Friday. Doesn't seem possible.
Posted by: Jewells45


call in sick on your last day
it'll be a hoot

Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a bookkeeper's son at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)

385 Seeing a lot of stories that PDT intends to order meat processors to stay open.

I know there are meatpackers who actually send their product all the way to China for processing, then sell it here once it's returned. That needs to end immediately, or those companies should be taxed out of business.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)

386 I see some pretty grubby masks worn poorly


I see a lot of folks whose chins are safe. Cause that's where the mask is. Or hanging off one ear. See that a lot

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (ucNdt)

387 Don't do that. Slough is probably slashing wrists right now.

-

No, not that. Similar. Dark, quiet room, maybe some soft music on. But not slashing. Wrists are involved, but not slashing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (IwDj9)

388 Robbie, unfortunately most things the Left holds as fact tend to fall apart even after cursory cross-examination.

Does not lend itself well to anything more than a drive-by post.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (4k/Uz)

389
I'm assuming you mean the White House Presser. They had one earlier in the day, focusing on the PPP act.

Posted by: grammie winger


Ah. Thank you.



In my defense, I was drunk.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (+xeiL)

390 , I wonder how many people don't touch their face and totally disregard that the hair on their head is a sponge.

They will convince half the population to wear 24/7 gimp suits to defend against the hypothetical "Second Wave".

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (C+evo)

391 a patient at the Left LA VA today yelled at me because i wasn't wearing a mask...

i told him to F off, and opined that he must have been an officer.

he said he'd been a PV-2, so i told him i didn't listen to privates...

his felling was hurt.

funny thing was, there were staff running around w/o masks

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (dlZr1)

392 Nearly 40 years on we STILL don't have an AIDS vaccine. And that's just ONE example. So what do you say, Karen? Are you prepared to stay at home for the next 40 years while waiting for a vaccine?
"There are many ways one can die. There are many ways one can achieve DEATH." (h/t, Slayer)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Sn/d0)


Wait, you must be wrong, after all wasn't the Esteemed and Beloved Dr Fauci the developer of the AIDS virus vaccine?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (jnM20)

393 Huh a more obscure bit of American military history.

Before Reagan and Grenada, there was Johnson and Operation Power Pack. At least this time, LBJ let us win.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=98942

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (NyfPv)

394 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (WwSyk)

Sounds like it's time to find a new dentist.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (y7DUB)

395 This is not a political issue. Stop making it one. Shut the fuck up and let's try not to kill thousands of us while we wait for a vaccine. Oxford already has a vaccine in testing. It could be ready by the end of the year.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at April 28, 2020 07:03 PM (IJG6N)


I understand your point, but the flu every year effects the chemo patients, the elderly and every group you named. So we should do this every year? If so, why haven't we been?


Second, yes it is a political issue. If not, then why are D's in MI trying to limit Gov's orders? Several other states I believe fall into this category.


Third, yes it is political. States have their hand out and let's be honest, not only CV-19 costs, but past costs to even up their balance sheets.


Fourth - political, yes. At first we were told to flatten the curve. Flattening the curve does not, by and large, decrease infections or deaths. It mostly does not allow the healthcare industry to be overwhelmed at the peak. You still will have, all things being equal, the same number of deaths and positive cases. Now the goalposts are testing, vaccinations, etc. And there is no specific vaccination for the flu. It's a hit or miss.


Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (Ozpxd)

396 What, Tara Reade isn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (zCkIU)

397
Supposed to go back to work 5/18, but TPTB have pushed the start date
back to 6/1. And we will have to wear masks while working. If someone
shows up on the job without a mask, they won't be allowed to work. I'm
hoping the extra time before starting back, will negate the mandatory
mask requirements because June/July in Summerville SC will be a cast
iron bitch if you have to wear a mask.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home..........
I had to wear a mask at my doctor's visit yesterday for a half hour or so.. I couldn't stand it!
Your hot breath makes it extremely uncomfortable!
o way am I wearing a mask at work, especially in my closed off office.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (CjFDo)

398 I loaded up my DD app with 100 bucks because the Wawa is requiring masks because Dipshit Governor LePetomane.

Drive thru for the win.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (xqwo/)

399 Insom, thanks for the bit of Shattered lyrics--I heard it in my head, and was suddenly back in college

Posted by: barbarausa at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (W7IZQ)

400 >>> 357 Big hail headed our way. We have 3 cars and a 2 car garage. First world problems
Parking garage, bank drive through or car wash near-by?
Posted by: at April 28, 2020 07:15 PM

That's what I used to do when I lived in Wichita. Bad hailstorms were a yearly occurrence. You either got comfortable with little craters all over your car or found a good place to stow it. I always drove to a rundown strip mall, rode up on the sidewalk and parked under the overhangs into the empty shops. Of course hail generally meant a tornado warning too but that was a different problem.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (l6b3d)

401 Ok, does anyone else think the Fauci-worship by the left is really fucking weird, or is it just me?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

402 Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

403 So posts from the West Coast; auto traffic is over 30% of normal now; the lock down is lifting. Nonsense Newsom just extended the lock up.

The first demo Governor to open his/her state (ok in steps) will be strongly contending for the 2024 demo presidential nominee; they just don't get it yet.And the youth vote is drifting away from the party of "progress".

If you are reloading your own virus; a mask is a bad thing for you.





Posted by: SF jeff at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (kJqpv)

404 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 28, 2020 07:10 PM (CjFDo)

Congrats. You are finally catching on to the bounds of your imprisonment. I (we) knew the bounds of your jail cell; now you sense them.

I cast no blame on you. It's hard to know.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (Z4rgH)

405 383
I see some pretty grubby masks worn poorly.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (WwSyk)





One woman was wearing a plastic go cup with rubber bands

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (SWrii)

I swear I'm going to convert a jock strap to a mask. I'll use the place for the cup to hold my wallet.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WwSyk)

406 Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 07:19 PM (XhWtx)

I gotta rethink the whole "Gone To Texas" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (jnM20)

407 SF Jeff, what date did Newsome extend the lockup to?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

408 402 Sup, y'all?
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

And lo, Weasel didst 'sup with his disciples.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

409 373 360
352 How often is anyone changing their mask or even cleaning it?



As often as I change my underwear: once a week, even if it doesn't need it.



Just turn it inside out. Good to go for another week

Posted by: RJD at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ucNdt)

I see some pretty grubby masks worn poorly.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (WwSyk)


I saw a hilarious meme that said that Walmart wanted people to start wearing masks, but that they still hadn't figured out how to make them wear pants.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (okGHj)

410 I know there are meatpackers who actually send their product all the way to China for processing, then sell it here once it's returned. That needs to end immediately, or those companies should be taxed out of business.

Since so many meatpackers can't/won't use American born labor and rely on illegal aliens, why not just have the slaughter houses in Mexico?

Cut out tons of bureaucracy and red tape and change the complexion of the border traffic.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (C+evo)

411 Wait, you must be wrong, after all wasn't the Esteemed and Beloved Dr Fauci the developer of the AIDS virus vaccine?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:20 PM (jnM20)

-

I said it on an earlier thread, but if I had a paycheck I'd be willing to bet:

I guarantee he'd look you dead in the eye today and tell you HIV/AIDS is a major concern for straight people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (IwDj9)

412 >Big hail headed our way. We have 3 cars and a 2 car garage. First world problems


heavy blanket or quilt might do
unrolled sleeping bag
you just need something that will absorb some impact

Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a bookkeeper's son at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)

413 "affects the chemo patient."

I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (Ozpxd)

414 I swear I'm going to convert a jock strap to a mask. I'll use the place for the cup to hold my wallet.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WwSyk)

The joxygen mask!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

415 I swear I'm going to convert a jock strap to a mask. I'll use the place for the cup to hold my wallet.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WwSyk)


May I suggest you wash it, first?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (okGHj)

416 How many people died in 2017* from Not Kung Flu?

2,813,503



*last year I got the stats on...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (1g7ch)

417 Ok, does anyone else think the Fauci-worship by the left is really fucking weird, or is it just me?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

Extremely weird. I saw some drawing of him they were all fawning over. Because science.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (uEbPt)

418 I also guarantee that over 90% of the Karens wearing their masks are wearing them incorrectly.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 28, 2020 07:17 PM

Based on my observations? All of them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (rBtIz)

419 Or German chocolate cake. Sex and power and money and German chocolate cake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 07:18 PM (+y/Ru)

---
or alcohol.

alcohol and Sex and power and money and German chocolate

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (dlZr1)

420 Huh. I just realized I used to live right around the corner from General Flynn.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Heard that he had a family home in RI, so everyone's around the corner from him.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (sGotD)

421 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
---------
How's the 'ol salt mine, Insom?

Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (bIgUA)

422 394
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (WwSyk)



Sounds like it's time to find a new dentist.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (y7DUB)

Yeah I think about it. He's a good guy if you stay off politics, and his hygienist has eyes like 100 yard deep pools of azure blue sparkling water.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (WwSyk)

423 Wearing the jockstrap mask takes balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (J8TS1)

424 Fourth - political, yes. At first we were told to flatten the curve.

-

The left made it a political issue the exact moment we did everything they insisted we'd do and their Scientism fell apart.

Remember when we were going to have two million deaths *with* social distancing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (IwDj9)

425 >>> 375 Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Or German chocolate cake. Sex and power and money and German chocolate cake.


Don't forget about me!

Posted by: booze at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (l6b3d)

426 The simple act of mask wearing has been found to get the R0 < 1 in countries like czechoslovakia and in hospitals. That and free mass testing along with personal responsibility will keep the totalitarians at bay. This is a test. We are not passing right now in some parts of the country so the entire country is being punished.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2020 07:25 PM (6gb7G)

427 Jen's giddy with joy!

Jennifer Rubin@JRubinBlogger
Trump is #1: Worst economy since Great Depression, worst death toll since Vietnam

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

428 Certain aisles at supermarket have had mini security cams with displays so you could see yourself being seen for a long time. Today I made oogabooga face under mask to camera, called to staff stocking shelves Look! Security cant see me!! Nyah nyah.

Posted by: banned getting laffs at April 28, 2020 07:26 PM (xaCDR)

429 nood tanks

Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2020 07:26 PM (l6b3d)

430 414
I swear I'm going to convert a jock strap to a mask. I'll use the place for the cup to hold my wallet.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (WwSyk)



The joxygen mask!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)


Please please please can we get some conjoined twins to meet me for dinner wear a bra for their mask.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:26 PM (WwSyk)

431 396 What, Tara Reade isn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (zCkIU)

Here's the thing: I don't care if you are conservative or crazy, but any woman who thinks she can vote for that senile old fuck has to get past the part where she imagines his diseased, perverted finger up her cooter, and I just don't see that as a real possibility.

And your welcome for that image.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:26 PM (okGHj)

432 And this cigar
Posted by: Bill From Chappaqua's Burning Case of Syphillis at April 28, 2020 07:16 PM (WwSyk)


But mostly this humidor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:27 PM (jnM20)

433 When someone is happy when you are sad and pleased when misfortune falls upon you, time to kill a Karen or two or three.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 07:27 PM (NyfPv)

434 I still say we are missing a golden opportunity to bring back classic western movie bandannas.

It's Black Bart!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 28, 2020 07:27 PM (A5zUN)

435 And there is no specific vaccination for the flu. It's a hit or miss.

vax and tests sounds like Rent Seeking.

Notice, that tax payers are required to buy everyone vax and tests, so there won't be any price resistance.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:28 PM (C+evo)

436 Ok, does anyone else think the Fauci-worship by the left is really fucking weird, or is it just me?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)


It's not just you but they're always deferential to some clownish authority figure. Freedom frightens them. Look at Slug, for example; he's perfectly happy being a tool as long as everyone else is fucked. That's his utopian equality.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:28 PM (y7DUB)

437 I remember when Agriculture jobs were considered low skill for decades by our Ruling and Donor Class, now all of a sudden during the pandemic they have pivoted to being skilled jobs only 3rd worlders can handle.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 28, 2020 07:28 PM (6gb7G)

438 425 >>> 375 Everything's about sex. Or power. Sex and power. Or money. Sex and power and money.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Or German chocolate cake. Sex and power and money and German chocolate cake.
Don't forget about me!
Posted by: booze at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (l6b3d)

Ooh ooh, ask Hunter Biden about me!!

Posted by: Cocaine at April 28, 2020 07:28 PM (xaCDR)

439 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 28, 2020 07:26 PM (okGHj)

Changing the subject before I retch, where can I get a quality ulu?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:29 PM (jnM20)

440 The left love Fauci because, with him, nothing is certain. And he always leaves his either or statements on the negative.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 07:29 PM (SWrii)

441 where she imagines his diseased, perverted finger up her cooter,

After a good butt scratch with poo under his fingernails too.

Posted by: graphic biden banned at April 28, 2020 07:31 PM (xaCDR)

442 That and free mass testing along with personal responsibility will keep the totalitarians at bay.

That is the exact opposite response.

The measure for government to release their death grip on your God-given Rights is for the number of new cases to fall. If we stopped all testing to 0 then there would be no new cases registered. OTOH, increased testing means that there will be increased confirmed cases, thus the number of cases would increase, not necessarily because the CVD-1984 is spreading, only in that it is now be enumerated.

More testing = more weeks/months of imprisonment.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 28, 2020 07:31 PM (C+evo)

443 421 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
---------
How's the 'ol salt mine, Insom?
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (bIgUA)

Good! Working my ass off, and glad to do so!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

444
Ok, does anyone else think the Fauci-worship by the left is really fucking weird, or is it just me?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)






Cults of Personality are virtually always commie. Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.

The Che thing is a great example. That cocksucker was a minor Castro functionary, the revolution would have been exactly the same if he'd caught a bullet in the Sierra Maestras. But a SINGLE photo by Korda renders him into Commie Jesus and the world's greatest T-Shirt salesman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 07:33 PM (EGyGV)

445 Yo Weasel, I might have driven close by Weasel Acres today on my way home from Richmond. My GPS took me on 360 West to 29S to Greensboro. Great drive and just as fast as going the interstate.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 28, 2020 07:34 PM (Hq8Oo)

446 We let the Washington City government get away with the patriot act. Let's not do that stupid shit again.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 07:34 PM (XhWtx)

447 I guarantee he'd look you dead in the eye today and tell you HIV/AIDS is a major concern for straight people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (IwDj9)


IIRC, he did just that back in the day...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:35 PM (jnM20)

448 I lIke tanks

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)

449 Yeah I think about it. He's a good guy if you stay off politics, and his hygienist has eyes like 100 yard deep pools of azure blue sparkling water.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 28, 2020 07:24 PM (WwSyk)


I've been pretty lucky with dentists (plus my teeth have always been in good shape) and some cute hygienists. There are a gazillion dentists out there, though. My wife always bitches about the dentist and I tell her to find another. She must like to bitch because she never does.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 28, 2020 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

450 Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 28, 2020 07:34 PM (Hq8Oo)

Pretty country that...

if you ignore the stench of the Governor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:36 PM (jnM20)

451 Nood, and thanks you guys!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 07:38 PM (jnM20)

452 heavy blanket or quilt might do
unrolled sleeping bag
you just need something that will absorb some impact
Posted by: DB- just DB. I'm a bookkeeper's son at April 28, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)


Rhino liner the whole car.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 07:38 PM (1g7ch)

453 >>Heard that he had a family home in RI, so everyone's around the corner from him.

I knew he lived in RI but when I said right around the corner I meant it literally.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 28, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

454 "I refuse to be lorded over by women that drive leased SUVs, fueled with
corn to soccer games where they do not keep score, while big farm get to
sell grains inflated by 300%."
Add, subsidized grains.

Posted by: featherstone at April 28, 2020 09:40 PM (+/4Mh)

455 48
29 I'm cooking some pinto beans right now. No one will want to be around me after supper.

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Farting is an accepted form of social distancing!------------------------------------
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybfdzhor

Posted by: rctmnrlyklldm at April 28, 2020 11:03 PM (fCkwS)

456 I work at a supermarket that made masks mandatory for employees. There's plenty, and they aren't a pain. I do take mine off when not with the customers and after we shut down for the night. No complaints. The one way stickers we put in the aisles are regularly ignored by all and we managed to lose half of them in only a couple of days.

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (K413I)

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