Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/28/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

So, the world should have listened to WHO then carefully, because global emergency, the highest level of emergency, was triggered on January 30 when we only had 82 cases and no deaths in the rest of the world, and every country could have triggered all its public health measures possible. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus,Director general of the World Health Organization


Quote II

“There’s never been a scientific basis for two metres, it’s kind of a rule of thumb. But it’s not like there is …rigorous scientific literature that it is founded upon.” Professor Robert Dingwal


Quote III

Data are coming in, and their import is clear. The coronavirus pandemic is not and never was a threat to society. R.R. Reno


Quote IV

Greetings and a beleaguered "Shalom" to you all from my sixth glorious week of "Stay Home You Stupid Proles Because If You Object to House Arrest You Want to Kill Old People And Puppies" home lockdown because of the Chinese Bat Virus. Mark Steyn


Quote V

“I’ve never seen the facts so one-sided in the case of the defense. This represents the nexus of so many issues from First Amendment and Second Amendment rights to social justice warriors and cancel culture." Chief of staff Adam De Angeli

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Oh this should be fun to watch. CUCK Incorporated has a new boi toy. Isn't that cute?

BREAKING: Justin Amash announces his run for president

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If you can't beat them, you might as well join them.

Following a parliamentary vote last Tuesday, Lebanon has become the first Arab nation to legalize cannabis for medicinal and industrial purposes—and it could bring a much-needed financial windfall to the country’s economy.

The legislation was approved nearly two years after it was recommended by New York-based firm Mckinsey and Co. through a consultation with the Lebanese government about alleviating the country’s economic crisis in 2018.

Since cannabis has long been grown illegally in the nation’s Bekaa Valley—and since Lebanon has been ranked among the top three biggest Middle Eastern cannabis cultivators by the United Nations—economists have estimated that a medical marijuana industry could bring in as much as $1 billion in annual revenue.

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If it's good enough for governments it's good enough for us serfs? Nope, not so fast.

NSO Employee Abused Phone Hacking Tech to Target a Love Interest

The previously unreported news is a serious abuse of NSO's products, which are typically used by governments and authoritarian regimes.

An employee of controversial surveillance vendor NSO Group abused access to the company's powerful hacking technology to target a love interest, Motherboard has learned.

The previously unreported news is a serious abuse of NSO's products, which are typically used by law enforcement and intelligence agencies. The episode also highlights that potent surveillance technology such as NSO's can ultimately be abused by the humans who have access to it.

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Government schools are achieving their goals. Young people are becoming less patriotic.

A recent poll shows that the number of young Americans who consider themselves to be “patriotic” has substantially decreased over the last 18 years.

The numbers may look good at first: Sixty-three percent of those between ages 18-29 say they’re “very patriotic” or “somewhat patriotic”; in 2002, however, that figure was 89 percent according to NewBostonPost.

(Of note: That latter Harvard University Kennedy School of Government Youth Poll was taken shortly after the September 11 terror attacks.)

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Feeling low? Depressed? Pissed off at the Stay At Home Orders?

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HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE POTUS


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The best of times.


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There's a cure for "White Privilege". STFU.

If my university is the first to develop the vaccine, I’m worried it will be used to fulfil its political, patriotic function as proof of British excellence.

So why was my initial relief at hearing Oxford and Imperial are racing away to develop the vaccine followed by worry?

Let’s suppose that Oxford does develop the first vaccine. What happens next?

David Heymann, an infectious disease specialist at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, who heads a panel that advises the World Health Organization (WHO) on Coronavirus, says that there could be a production shortage. Researchers have also warned that this will lead to rich countries hoarding supplies. We were too late when it came to stockpiling PPE, but we won’t be caught out again. The vaccine, developed by our finest brains, is ours. And it will be Britons who are prioritised for protection.


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Just another case of Gestapo like action.

A brewing company in Hawaii is being investigated by a liquor board for giving away hand sanitizer during the COVID-19 outbreak with alcohol purchases.

With the temporary death of the bar scene across the country due to stay-at-home orders, brewers and distillers large and small have adjusted on the fly and have started converting to the production of sanitizer instead of beer or liquor, for now.

Maui Brewing Co. in Hawaii began manufacturing hand sanitizer late in March after shutting down its restaurants and brewery to anything but takeout sales. They've been giving away hand sanitizer with purchases at their Kihei location, and they've also donated more than 1,000 gallons of hand sanitizer to local first responders.


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Recently Mrs. Mis. Hum and I went grocery shopping. The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

I was one of those sane people, going against an arrow to get something when a Cuck and Karen in their TikTok costumes said something to me about the arrows. The Cuck did the “Sir! Sir!” bit, but I just ignored him. After I got what I wanted, I turned around and he was saying something, but I could not hear it because my hearing is not good and he was talking through his sissy rag. I was ready to ignore him, but then he did the same “Sir! Sir!” bit to an old guy who was violating arrow policy.

Having reached the age where I no longer bite my tongue in public, I said to the guy, “It is bad enough we have to put up with nonsense, we don’t need idiots like you pretending to be the police of us.” He then heroically said something about it “being about all of us” and I reminded him that the most likely way for him to end up in the hospital was to keep talking. The old guy, heroically chimed in with a vigorous “Fuck you, asshole” and a middle-finger at Cuck and Karen.


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The men and women in blue aren't completely held in disdain. Yet. But, they certainly are making every move to be despised by me.

PORT DEPOSIT — Maryland State Police from the North East barrack have sent information to the Cecil County State’s Attorney’s Office for possible prosecution of Lee’s Landing Dock Bar for alleged violation of the Maryland COVID-19 regulations.

However the owner of the business, Dave Carey, said he was following Gov. Larry Hogan’s regulations for social distancing and crowd size “to the letter of the law” and is troubled that 15 uniformed officers from 4 different law enforcement agencies responded to Lee’s Landing Sunday.

Greg Shipley, spokesman for MSP, said police were at Lee’s Landing at Rowland Drive in Port Deposit Sunday around 2:30.

“Responding troopers estimated the crowd upon their arrival to be about 70 people who were on the ‘boardwalk’ portion of the business. Individuals were seen eating and drinking,” Shipley said via email.

Troopers said they were at the Port Deposit restaurant a week ago responding to reports of large numbers of patrons. Sgt. S. Spayd said Sunday that the law enforcement agency had to return this Sunday and found more than 70 motorcycles in the parking lot.


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There really is DTS and those that suffer from it have issues.


Study: 56% of Liberal Women Under Age 30 Have Been Diagnosed as Mentally Ill


Trump Derangement Syndrome is real:

Zach Goldberg . . . has analysed the latest dataset released by the reputable Pew Research Center. This is the Pew Research Panel, Wave 64, which interviewed a representative sample of 11,537 American adults between March 19th and March 24th. . . .
Among those aged 18 to 29, some 20.9% of those who described themselves as “Conservative” answered “Yes” to the question “Has a doctor or healthcare provider ever told you that you have a mental health condition?” For those in this age group who were political “Moderates,” 26.3% answered “Yes.” But among those who self-classified as “Liberal” those answering “Yes” jumped up to an astonishing 45.9%.
So, to be clear, almost half of young white American Leftists have been diagnosed with a mental illness. . . .


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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Be careful for what you wish for. Genius Award Winner.

Welcome mat at Florida home seeks warrant and deputies did


PALM COAST, Fla. (AP) — A welcome mat at the front door of a Florida home read “come back with a warrant” — and that's just what deputies did before finding drugs and drug paraphernalia inside.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports the home in Palm Coast was part of an investigation into illegal drugs. After seeing the doormat, authorities say the Flagler County Sheriff's Office got the warrant. Deputies found fentanyl and drug paraphernalia inside during a search late last week.

"This poison peddler had a doormat that said, ‘Come back with a warrant,’ so we did!” Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly said. “Our detectives did a great job in following up on tips received on this residence. We still have some follow-up work to do, but for now the deadly drugs and syringes seized are off the streets.”


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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (WTNH) — As businesses adjust to these unprecedented changes, one New Haven restaurant has already weathered it all.

Archie Moore’s has been open for 122 years, so if you do the math, this isn’t their first pandemic. The historic bar opened July 1898 — just two decades later, the 1918 flu pandemic hit.

“We weathered one pandemic,” said owner Robert Fuchs, “and good old Archie Moore’s, we’re going to weather the second one.”

Fuchs has owned the bar since the 1980s.

“I do know from the oral history of this place, being here 39 years myself, I had customers who were in their 80s in ’82 and they said they didn’t remember Archie Moore’s ever closing down for anything.”

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Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 28, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

2 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 28, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

3 is the lonliest number

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 28, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

4 I miss the duck slide.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (+oVP5)

5 Dang, late again

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (Lhcx9)

6 Two can be as bad as one

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

7 LIBERATE UPSTATE NY!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (7WaWV)

8 Bam!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (z79tQ)

9 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

10
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread
TOOT TOOT the content's rich
Yet still I'll bet some silly fool
Will find some cause to b!+¢h

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (G0qhR)

11 It was a dark and stormy night...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

12 Not even close to close. It's like that idiot in the bike race that raises his hands in triumph and wipes out

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2020 10:02 PM (z79tQ)

13 Hey der

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2020 10:02 PM (7ZQe3)

14 Beautiful, but too perfect to be real!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:02 PM (jnM20)

15 Cuck Inc. will pretend Amash doesn't exist.

They will all proudly vote for Biden.

Burn the village to save the village.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:02 PM (+oVP5)

16 A Quinticeps Noctus isn't so bad, ALH.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2020 10:03 PM (DMUuz)

17 Woohoo ONT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 10:04 PM (ZXnzo)

18 Drove to lower MI today for a car dealer trade (from WI). Yes things are different there. More tightly locked down. And the golf courses are closed. Heresy!!!

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2020 10:04 PM (7ZQe3)

19 10
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread
TOOT TOOT the content's rich
Yet still I'll bet some silly fool
Will find some cause to b!+h
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (G0qhR)

It's like the law or something, isn't it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

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According to The Atlantic:

Internet Speech Will Never Go Back to Normal
In the debate over freedom versus control of the global network, China was largely correct, and the U.S. was wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/y82pccs6

https://outline.com/2G4TWB

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:05 PM (aKsyK)

21 I really, really want a copy of that picture at the head of the post. A high-quality copy would make a great desktop wallpaper.
Please?!?!?

Posted by: RoadRunner at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Hjl5E)

22 If Amash really wants to stir the pot, he could get Tank Abrahms as his running mate. At least little Justin hasn't been accused of finger rape.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

23 Can you be banned for life like from Twitter from the grocery store for going the wrong way on a one way aisle?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Lhcx9)

24 He then heroically said something about it being about all of us
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I find the liberals I know often say something like that right before wishing that protestors to house arrest get COVID and die.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (WdocV)

25 Nice ONT, MisHum! Thank you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:07 PM (wUFgi)

26 Duncanthrax, you are such a nice person. Thank you!

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:07 PM (Lhcx9)

27 I must say I loves me some Mark Steyn. He rants on the corruption and incompetence of our betters in such an elegant manner, it is a thing of beauty. And he is asking really good question about missing and/or overlooked and/or suppressed critical data (which the proles need not see).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

28 22 If Amash really wants to stir the pot, he could get Tank Abrahms as his running mate. At least little Justin hasn't been accused of finger rape.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (+lVUW)


We could nickname him King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour or Artie for short.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

29 Didn't know the ONT was up.

Off to read the content.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (2JVJo)

30 F*ck that fish in particular.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (OzQGF)

31 I finally remembered to click on MisHums opening photo. I looked at the band (the blurb was not up), before they started playing, and said, that one guy looks like the dude from Cheap Trick.

Posted by: cfo mom at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (RfzVr)

32 Hey everybody!

This isn't MisHum's fault, but when I clicked on the top pic for today's music selection, I got another one of those "help YouTube advertisers by answering one question" screens. They want to know which of four brands of beer you drink, paper towels you use, blah blah blah.

I always choose the "none of the above" box so hopefully nobody makes any money or gets any useful info. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

33 Dr. Smith was selfish, lazy, arrogant and was concerned only with his own welfare. Gilligan was kind, hard-working, altruistic and tried to do what was best for everyone.

Both had the exact same results of continuously putting their group in danger, and ruining most schemes for the group to better their situation.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2020 10:09 PM (l9m7l)

34 "There's never been a scientific basis for two metres, it's kind of a rule of thumb. But it's not like there is ... rigorous scientific literature that it is founded upon." Professor Robert Dingwal.

Wait a tick. HCQ should be banned from public discourse because evidence of its usefulness is unclear and anecdotal. Yet we should enshrine "social distancing" into law and unleash the Karens even though evidence as to efficacy is unclear an anecdotal?

That passes muster, yes siree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:09 PM (wUFgi)

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Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at April 28, 2020 10:09 PM (G0qhR)

36 BREAKING: Justin Amash announces his run for president


I thought Biden had the nomination locked up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2020 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

37 Posted by: cfo mom at April 28, 2020 10:08 PM (RfzVr)


Good eye.

Its not all about FZ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

38 Go ahead and keep fishing.

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for some time!

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:10 PM (7i/kX)

39 Gotta love that Justin is throwing his hat into the ring. Let's fast forward to Election Eve 2020:

"Mr. Amash, how does it feel as a POTUS candidate to get the least number of votes in the history of American elections?..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

40 How NOT to Truss.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (7i/kX)

41 Wait a tick. HCQ should be banned from public discourse because evidence of its usefulness is unclear and anecdotal.

Ahem.

Posted by: Medical Marijuana at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (DGgHx)

42 Thanks for another outstanding photo up top, Mis Hum! Nice Cheap Trick to go with it.

Mark Steyn is a national treasure.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

43 That work safety picture has to be a photoshop, I can even imagine how the top guy would even get to that point???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (UUBmN)

44 Good evening, Horde.

Do I have this right?

We all will die from starvation next?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

45 27 I must say I loves me some Mark Steyn. He rants on the corruption and incompetence of our betters in such an elegant manner, it is a thing of beauty. And he is asking really good question about missing and/or overlooked and/or suppressed critical data (which the proles need not see).

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Totally agree. If something should happen with Rush, God forbid, I would hope that Steyn would be his replacement. He is hilarious yet pointed, like a stiletto. His comment about the difference between being quarantined in Downton Abbey vs a one room basement flat in Queens had us in stitches

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (7ZQe3)

46 Posted by: RoadRunner at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Hjl5E)

Right click on the picture, chose Save As, name it, save it.
Go to your desktop and right click, chose personalize, background, choose picture, browse, click on saved picture, click save.
Voila!

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (Lhcx9)

47 According to The Atlantic:

Internet Speech Will Never Go Back to Normal
In the debate over freedom versus control of the global network, China was largely correct, and the U.S. was wrong.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:05 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++
I had to walk away from that article twice because of eye-twitching rage. A couple of gems in there. And some truths that have been denied for some time - like the tech cabal doing the censorship the government won't, and doing it openly (which they have always denied).

I find it ironic - every time - that the press whores call for censorship and government control. They are just absolutely *certain* that they'll be in "the club" when the brave new world comes. Their hubris knows no bounds.

And the two assholes that wrote that article are definitely on the CCP payroll, and since the Atlantic carried it with a straight face, I assume they are as well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (wUFgi)

48 I love that sad, not Faye Reagan picture.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (7i/kX)

49 First!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (VqNuf)

50 43 That work safety picture has to be a photoshop, I can even imagine how the top guy would even get to that point???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (UUBmN)

It has to be real and true. Hell, I got it off the internet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

51 evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (JFzNN)

52 I've reached the "watching YouTube videos of Japanese people raising a pair of river otters at home" portion of the pandemic.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (+oVP5)

53 Totally agree. If something should happen with Rush, God forbid, I would hope that Steyn would be his replacement. He is hilarious yet pointed, like a stiletto. His comment about the difference between being quarantined in Downton Abbey vs a one room basement flat in Queens had us in stitches
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (7ZQe3)
++++++++++++
Mark Steyn is awesome. I wish he had a regular show. I'd try to tune in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (wUFgi)

54 We all will die from starvation next?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

This is where those extra pounds come in handy.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

55 If anyone follows the Q drops, there's one today and it looks like it is revealing that the bad players have been communicating using a Star Wars on-line game.
I don't know if its true, of course, but think how much fun it would be to casually let it be known that the good guys have been monitoring them all along?sort of like when it was revealed that they were communicating with Nellie Ohr's ham radio.If its true, they must be panicking. the drop mentions Soros and the DNC and China.

Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (AwPyG)

56 The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

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Assume the position!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

57 But I do want to kill old people and puppies.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (COzlW)

58 Although my home county is deep, deep red, I can tell just from conversations that there's been a serious falling-off in support for law enforcement the past couple years. In my particular town's case, it's probably because they rarely come through even on patrol, but there's a lot more criticism than there used to be.

I'm not sure what sort of PR the cops are gonna have when this is over.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (pxDdN)

59 11 It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

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Why yes it is.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (RU4sa)

60 Ya'll!!

I know it sounds stupid, but I have made a hair and nail appointment for this weekend. Then a dog grooming appointment for Monday. Happy days are coming!

Posted by: jmel at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (OeWgo)

61 That guy just hopped off the truss when the other one snapped up top.

He didn't climb up there.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (7i/kX)

62 "Good evening, Horde.
Do I have this right?
We all will die from starvation next?
"
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

Starvation and Aliens.
...but mostly Aliens.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)

63 46 Posted by: RoadRunner at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Hjl5E)

Right click on the picture, chose Save As, name it, save it.
Go to your desktop and right click, chose personalize, background, choose picture, browse, click on saved picture, click save.
Voila!
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM (Lhcx9)


A job well done. You are going to go places.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

64 We all will die from starvation next?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)


Think of it as a sacrifice for Mother Gaia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:14 PM (jnM20)

65 This is where those extra pounds come in handy.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

*snort* Right? My son is screwed, he's a bean pole. No idea where he gets that from, hubs & I are both chubby.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2020 10:15 PM (OzQGF)

66 My big event for the week is getting an oil change tomorrow.
On the car.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Lhcx9)

67
It has to be real and true. Hell, I got it off the internet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*snort*

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:15 PM (UUBmN)

68 I'm not sure what sort of PR the cops are gonna have when this is over.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (pxDdN)

They had a majority of support from us deplorables. I think that could change.

More examples of their bullshit tomorrow night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

69 That Dads During Tornadoes video is a scream! Too funny!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (WFcrO)

70 7 LIBERATE UPSTATE NY!!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto


The same problem is in Michigan. Because Detroit has the Chinese Plague, ridiculous measures are being put on people in counties where the chance of getting infected are slim to none.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

71 A job well done. You are going to go places.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

Does getting an oil change count?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)

72 >>It has to be real and true. Hell, I got it off the internet


I got it from the toilet seat.

Posted by: Joe at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (7i/kX)

73 Ya'll!!

I know it sounds stupid, but I have made a hair and nail appointment for this weekend. Then a dog grooming appointment for Monday. Happy days are coming!
Posted by: jmel


Good tidings.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (Qf83p)

74 nerdygirl, I joked in the previous thread:

Gov Whitmer has already gone through four food tasters this month... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

75 That "Dads During Tornados" vid is funny as hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:17 PM (2JVJo)

76 If lightning strikes in the middle of the ocean does it make a sound?

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:17 PM (Qf83p)

77 Looked into that Oxford article excerpted. The bit before it adds even more disgusting context:
This war-time rhetoric is useful in instilling a sense that this is a moment when individuals need to make sacrifices and put the country first. But this time, the enemy is not a nation. It is a microbe. So why do our collective solidarities end at the border?

The race is on and researchers at Oxford are doing vital, life-saving work. But races have winners and losers. If my university is the first to develop the vaccine, I'm worried that it will be used as it has been in the past, to fulfil its political, patriotic function as proof of British excellence.


This scrunt take her "global citizenship" and cram it up her ass. People like this have no place in society.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:17 PM (wUFgi)

78 Can you be banned for life like from Twitter from the grocery store for going the wrong way on a one way aisle?
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Lhcx9)


The local HyVee has put arrows in their aisles, but I haven't seen anyone giving anyone else crap for not following them, so I've generally played along as best I can. If I do see people being a**holes about it, that'll change.

Of course, this is Missouri where we have fewer Karens per capita (in my experience).

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (pxDdN)

79 More examples of their bullshit tomorrow night.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)


Comrade, St James Comey and Christopher Wray have shown them what real professional law officers need to do in the service of the state!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (jnM20)

80 jmel, I got a mani-pedi last Friday.
Tonight we got take-out from the Hong Kong Kitchen.
It's a whirlwind of activity.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (Lhcx9)

81
Does getting an oil change count?
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)

Real or synthetic?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

82 And I still wish I were Flo Ziegfeld who got to boink Billie Burke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (2JVJo)

83 54 We all will die from starvation next?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

This is where those extra pounds come in handy.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

---

*nods*

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (RU4sa)

84 "42 Thanks for another outstanding photo up top, Mis Hum! Nice Cheap Trick to go with it.

Mark Steyn is a national treasure."

Steyn has the sharpest mind among the commentariat. He's probably a pain to produce and manage--just a hunch--but he has such brilliant, laser-focused insight it probably is satisfying to herd the cat.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (puu6v)

85 So Texas is up to 590 deaths... for the whole state... of 30,000,000 or so people... good thing we're all sheltering in place!!///

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (UUBmN)

86 Drank some Kraken, it's gone to my head
all wore out and ready for bed
next open my eyes on a brand new morn
all things new like was just being born.

Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (XhWtx)

87 56% of Liberal Women Under Age 30 Have Been Diagnosed as Mentally Ill

-
Surely they mean 86%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (+y/Ru)

88 MY CRAPPY CHICKEN WILL NOT SAVE YOU. WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

Posted by: Tyson CEO at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (COzlW)

89 f its true, they must be panicking. the drop mentions Soros and the DNC and China.
Posted by: artemis at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (AwPyG)


also known as bait.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (z79tQ)

90 Speaking of cucks wearing sissy rags, I walked my dog today and there was some dope wearing a mask, outside, in a neighborhood where no one comes within a hundred or two hundred feet of you. Interestingly, his dog wasn't one of those fluffy poodles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

91 I really, really want a copy of that picture at the head of the post. A high-quality copy would make a great desktop wallpaper.
Please?!?!?

Posted by: RoadRunner at April 28, 2020 10:06 PM



I spent several minutes on Tineye looking for one... No dice...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (7WaWV)

92 The same problem is in Michigan. Because Detroit has the Chinese Plague, ridiculous measures are being put on people in counties where the chance of getting infected are slim to none.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)


Comrade, this is necessary so that you peons know YOU're all in this together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (jnM20)

93 That poor young woman was crying because she felt communism slipping through her delicate little fingers. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (EgshT)

94 >>> It has to be real and true. Hell, I got it off the internet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Have to admit, when he's right, he's right.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (iaX2H)

95 Can a mosquito fly six feet? That's all I've got to say about this social distancing chickenshit bull shit.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (AgR7f)

96 Real or synthetic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

I don't know. That's the mechanic's job.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (Lhcx9)

97 We all will die from starvation next?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)


Meh, just wait until July, when we'll be dying from delayed-onset coronavirus + PTSD + heat exhaustion. And sharks.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (pxDdN)

98 Keeping the morale of the fighting men from sagging or flagging as it were

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya3vev6u

Door to one of the enlisted men's barracks of the 100th Bombardment Group Heavy.

Now let's get to nose art shall we? From the Pacific Theater.

http://www.b24bestweb.com/doubletrouble-v7-2.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (NyfPv)

99 These boots are made for walkin'
and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots
are gonna walk all over Karens like you

Posted by: Nancy Sinatra 2020 at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

100
And I still wish I were Flo Ziegfeld who got to boink Billie Burke.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Was she a good boink or a bad boink?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (aKsyK)

101 Albertsons had the floor arrow things, but they were all dirty and peeling up, and people weren't paying attention anyway. They were all milling around like panicked sheep. I haven't gone back since.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (OzQGF)

102 Speaking of cucks wearing sissy rags, I walked my dog today and there was some dope wearing a mask, outside, in a neighborhood where no one comes within a hundred or two hundred feet of you. Interestingly, his dog wasn't one of those fluffy poodles.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Even here in Austin that kind of virtue signalling is seen as stupid.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (Qf83p)

103 I'm not sure what sort of PR the cops are gonna have when this is over.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (pxDdN)
+++++++++++++
Bad.

Here in CO (front range), most people I talk to don't much like the cops. They have only two primary jobs: making the roads impassable and to make driving as expensive as possible.

And now they are out in YUGE force, sucking down overtime and writing tickets like they're going out of style. People are increasingly ignoring the "stay at home" order - traffic volumes have been building consistently for the past two weeks or so (I ignore the order and go out daily).

Late last week, I saw the volume of cops going way up. Sunday, the electronic highway signs shifted over from "Stay home Save lives" to running that and then blinking over to warnings that they are ramping up traffic enforcement. And boy are they. Traffic volume is maybe 25%-33% of normal and there are at least five or six times as many cops as normal.

That's gonna breed some serious good will, I tell you what.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (wUFgi)

104 18 Drove to lower MI today for a car dealer trade (from WI). Yes things are different there. More tightly locked down. And the golf courses are closed. Heresy!!!
Posted by: Pete Seria


Golfing isn't essential!

Posted by: Der Fuhrer Whitmer at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

105 Real or synthetic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)


*SNORT*

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (jnM20)

106 >>> I spent several minutes on Tineye looking for one... No dice...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:20 PM (7WaWV)

Alas, I met the same fate looking for polka dot dress girl. (Insert sad face emoji here)

Posted by: Turn Two at April 28, 2020 10:21 PM (iaX2H)

107 My county has had 3 deaths from Corona. That's higher than the murder rate.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Lhcx9)

108 there was some dope wearing a mask, outside, in a neighborhood where no one comes within a hundred or two hundred feet of you

He's no dope. He understands about the Wu vapors.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (EgshT)

109 Storm pictures especially lightning pictures are awesome! Great pix and content!
Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (Xt7n2)

110

Unsafe Practices.

Heh, back in 2008, if you put my address in g--g le earth, you saw a street view of my pick-up next to my house. 24 foot ext ladder in the bed and me getting ready to head up it with a gallon of paint.
With all that, still had to go to top of ladder and reach up to get the, um, aw hell, that board under the eaves and the trim.

My neighbor saw me and freaked.

It's okay Bruce. I know my breakfalls.

Nite all.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (aVY3U)

111 "Looks like a bobber on acid."

Posted by: davidt at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (l3+k2)

112 Hero of Science!!, Wanda "fishtank cleaner" Lenius, is going through The Process (Wash Free Beacon, h/t Daily Pundit thru Gateway Pundit):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yabuvybv

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:22 PM (0ReGO)

113 Oh, lovely. Here's the next excuse to keep us all shut down:

https://tinyurl.com/y7bdetsn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (2JVJo)

114
Pat Sajak
@patsajak

I hope you understand how difficult this situation is for celebrities. Instead of being pampered and flattered by everyone, we are forced to sit in our homes just like regular people. Please don't forget about us. Any kind words of support would be appreciated. #AdoptACelebrity

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (G546f)

115 Led Zeppelin Live at O2 Arena London, Celebration Day 2007Zeppelin live Celebration Day 2007


Still get chills At the first cords of this:

https://tinyurl.com/y86mx3bb

Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (ofIwF)

116 Good evening, {{{Wing}}} and the rest of the {{{Horde}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

117 Real or synthetic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

Silicone?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Lhcx9)

118 Some big city folks can't even follow the huge ENTRANCE and EXIT banners on the main doors.

I can't imagine the sorta anarchy and civil unrest that would ensue with strict enforcement of aisle directionality.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (+oVP5)

119 But this time, the enemy is not a nation
***

The hell it isn't. Wuhan flu came here courtesy of communist China. We should be embargoing China (and seizing its assets) and sending the China party members back to their master in Beijing.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (WdocV)

120 Even here in Austin that kind of virtue signalling is seen as stupid.
Posted by: eleven
---
True, There are tons of people outside and no one wears a mask. But i have seen people wearing masks, alone, in their car while driving in Austin.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:24 PM (UUBmN)

121 Yeah we placed all the arrows and such in our store, no one expects customers who insist on opening packages to follow the instructions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (NyfPv)

122 The English call lightning "electricity in the sky".

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (Qf83p)

123 I hope when this chinkflu hostage situation is over, more people will put up with less bullshit, and call out assholes being pussies. But prolly not.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (pzF7h)

124
The hell it isn't. Wuhan flu came here courtesy of communist China. We should be embargoing China (and seizing its assets) and sending the China party members back to their master in Beijing.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (WdocV)


China needs to pay for this.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

125 Do I have this right?

We all will die from starvation next?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM



PDT just today has used his powers under the Defence Production Act or order that our meat processing plants stay open! So, there's that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (7WaWV)

126 117 Real or synthetic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

Silicone?
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Lhcx9)


Real

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

127 Sean Davis@seanmdav
Remember the woman who told the media that Trump killed her husband after her husband allegedly drank fish tank cleaner containing chloroquine phosphate at Trump's urging? Police are now investigating whether that man was killed by his wife.

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OK, OK, 96%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (+y/Ru)

128 If lightning strikes in the middle of the ocean does it make a sound?
----
If you are in close proximity in the middle of the ocean, fuck yes.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (WQZ1O)

129 >>> Heh, back in 2008, if you put my address in g--g le earth, you saw a street view of my pick-up next to my house. 24 foot ext ladder in the bed and me getting ready to head up it with a gallon of paint.
With all that, still had to go to top of ladder and reach up to get the, um, aw hell, that board under the eaves and the trim.

My neighbor saw me and freaked.

It's okay Bruce. I know my breakfalls.

Nite all.
Posted by: teej

I KNEW I could not be the only one to use the old "pickup truck bed booster" for the extension ladder.

Pro tip. If you want to bring all the retired neighbor guys out of their house, this is the way to do it.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (iaX2H)

130 Pat Sajak
@patsajak

I hope you understand how difficult this situation is for celebrities. Instead of being pampered and flattered by everyone, we are forced to sit in our homes just like regular people. Please don't forget about us. Any kind words of support would be appreciated. #AdoptACelebrity
Posted by: vmom 2020


Second look at Pat Sajak?

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (Qf83p)

131 We had a great Spring storm front move through this afternoon. (We really didn't need another toad-strangler, the ground is already soaked.) Some of the loudest thunder I've heard in a long time. Wind wasn't bad, and the tornadoes must've gone around us. I expect folks east of us got clobbered.

First year we moved back here to Oklahoma, twisters threatened. We were at the place in town, so I had the kids line up against an interior wall which offered moderate protection. Then I went back out the front door and watched that amazing puke-green sky. We didn't get hit then, but there were twisters that night.

Not my first twister tale, and not my last. Whirlwinds can be like big lazy old rattlers, mostly they'll leave you alone, but don't trust 'em.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (G0qhR)

132 Real or synthetic?


If you can't tell, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

133 120 Even here in Austin that kind of virtue signalling is seen as stupid.
Posted by: eleven
---
True, There are tons of people outside and no one wears a mask. But i have seen people wearing masks, alone, in their car while driving in Austin.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:24 PM (UUBmN)


Let's see Jeff Foxworthy run with that one, "You might be a dumb shit........"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

134 TO order that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (7WaWV)

135 LOLGF Amash, you piece of shit

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (4X5xS)

136 Can a mosquito fly six feet? That's all I've got to say about this social distancing chickenshit bull shit.
***

That's a good point. I would presume that mosquitoes can transfer Wuhan Flu.


But....

They transmit FAR more dangerous diseases like EEE and West Nile and to this point the leftist parts of the country where the skeeters are common have actively done NOTHING to stop that.

So....freak out and start dropping DDT or....what? Demand people stay under house arrest without open windows all summer?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 28, 2020 10:27 PM (WdocV)

137 80
I am so looking forward to it. Things I took for granted before. Huh. Life lesson in there somewhere!

Posted by: jmel at April 28, 2020 10:27 PM (OeWgo)

138 Never ones to let a crisis to go to waste, KFC just announced their new COVID sandwich:

- Chicken
- Olive Oil
- Vinegar
- Italian spices
- Dill

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

139 True, There are tons of people outside and no one wears a mask. But i have seen people wearing masks, alone, in their car while driving in Austin.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue


How do these people even have enough brain cells to breathe?

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:27 PM (Qf83p)

140 The plague was spread by the fleas on rats.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (Lhcx9)

141 Recently Mrs. Mis. Hum and I went grocery shopping. The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

Just be thankful that someone didn't take your picture and post it on nextdoor to publicly shame you for going the wrong way in a grocery store aisle, and thus endangering public health.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

142 >>> 125 Do I have this right?

We all will die from starvation next?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:11 PM



PDT just today has used his powers under the Defence Production Act or order that our meat processing plants stay open! So, there's that...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:25 PM (7WaWV)

...and you'll *never* guess where the ownership for most can be traced to!!

I say we seize them all. Fk China.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (0ReGO)

143 58 Although my home county is deep, deep red, I can tell just from conversations that there's been a serious falling-off in support for law enforcement the past couple years. In my particular town's case, it's probably because they rarely come through even on patrol, but there's a lot more criticism than there used to be.

I'm not sure what sort of PR the cops are gonna have when this is over.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (pxDdN)

The problem is most cops don't think past their own pensions. So if the lib mayor of their city tells them to stand down when conservatives are attacked by Antifa or to arrest dads playing tee play in the park with their kids, they go along.

Conservatives are their natural allies, but if we're targeted ifor "illegal" activities that are not illegal, we won't be. The left hates the police but will happily use them as tools to enforce their senseless laws. They don't give a shit when a cop is shot while trying to apprehend a criminal.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (HabA/)

144

Re the meat packing plants. It's the unions that are the problem. The unions are "worried about unsafe working conditions". The DPA gives POTUS the authority to "bust" unions, essentially.

Looking at some history, in WWII, workers at some aircraft plant went on strike. The military took over. Soldiers were scabs.

If necessary, PDT could do this at the meat packing plants.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (rCwaK)

145 How do these people even have enough brain cells to breathe?

Ask Joey Bidet that...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (NyfPv)

146 WTF, I just saw a commercial for something called Easy Knock. You sell them your house, then you stay there and rent it from them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (OzQGF)

147 I doubt mosquitos transmit COVID-19, but I haven't played a doctor on television, so don't quote me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (+oVP5)

148
So, the world should have listened to WHO then carefully, because global emergency, the highest level of emergency, was triggered on January 30 when we only had 82 cases and no deaths in the rest of the world, and every country could have triggered all its public health measures possible.


That's a really long winded description of Lying Cocksucker.

*waves at lying communist cocksucker*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Z4rgH)

149 There used to be a Navy safety photo email that came out with all the idiot things people do.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (B7KlG)

150 I hate fleas on rats.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Qf83p)

151 Well, distancing be damned.

This is Florida, where we just found out the beaches reopen Thursday with parking and bathrooms and all one needs to experience the Gulf of MEH-ee-ko, with lots of other stuff to reopen not long after.

So we had a driveway party, about twenty of us, beginning at sundown, and the beer and wine flowed freely.

No masks, no Karens, everybody of a like mind, all sick of the quarantine and wanting to bust out of this.

Talked to some that either own or manage businesses, and heard stories of 'fraidy-cat employees that are crying about exposure and either won't come to work, or are looking for a way to get out of it (and not lose their job.)

The line is, if you feel that way, by all means stay home, but be advised, we need to fill that job, and we will. So call us when you think you are safe and check if your job is still available. Please don't assume it will be so.

I thought, LOLGF.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (+fPHo)

152 Door to one of the enlisted men's barracks of the 100th Bombardment Group Heavy.

The pin-up at the very bottom of the picture is Lauren Bacall. I don't know the others.

But here's one for you breast enthusiasts:

https://tinyurl.com/yckf2rhw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (2JVJo)

153 >>> So, the world should have listened to WHO then carefully, because global emergency, the highest level of emergency, was triggered on January 30

And the first death in the US was on Feb 6. And their cases have no identifiable source from Wuhan which means community spread of the disease.

Guess what a$$-hole? Even if we went epic on the 31st it was too fvcking late.

Now try and come up with another lie about why you fvcking hid the person to person transmission.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (Y6UV7)

154 How do these people even have enough brain cells to breathe?
Posted by: eleven
----
Well, you live here too... it is a wonder sometimes, ok most times...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at April 28, 2020 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

155 Oh, lovely. Here's the next excuse to keep us all shut down:

https://tinyurl.com/y7bdetsn
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:23 PM (2JVJo)
+++++++++++++++

How are these from the same article?

Results from coronavirus antibody tests have started to trickle in, and they bolster the consensus among disease experts that the virus is significantly more lethal than seasonal flu and has seeded the most disruptive pandemic in the past century.

And also:

But when all the serological data is compiled and analyzed, the fatality rate among people who have been infected could be less than 1 percent.

But as infectious disease experts point out, even a seemingly low rate can translate into a shockingly large death toll if the virus spreads through a major portion of the population.


So the WaPo - where "democracy dies in darkness" - is telling outright lies in their headlines. "The lethality rate is low, but if it runs unchecked and everyone gets it, the total bodycount could be really high."

Okay, true enough. But lethality != virulence, and they're making a lot of assumptions in the article (before the page blanked out on me) about how many will get it, and claiming a million or dead in the US from this, even at low mortality. And to say that this makes it "more lethal" than the 1918 flu is downright irresponsible.

What a shit show of a shitty rag that paper is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (wUFgi)

156 It amazes me that all the internet / facebook constitutional law experts have now become expert epidemiologists.

March: We have to shut down and social distance to prevent the virus from killing half a million. April: 50 thousand dead is conclusive proof that we never had to shut down and social distance.

If, when he received the first ice warning, the captain had turned due south and ran at a full bell for 24 hours before turning back toward NY, the word "titanic" wouldn't even be a trivia answer.

Danger avoided now means danger never existed.

All the serious people have left the building.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (9X60i)

157 Trump had a nice live stream today. I especially liked hearing from the young man with Downs.
We are indeed not broken.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (Lhcx9)

158 Can a mosquito fly six feet?

-
African or European?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

159 We are indeed not broken.

Nope.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (Qf83p)

160 Our hearts just ache for the celebrities. Especially poor Oprah and Joy.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (EgshT)

161 149 There used to be a Navy safety photo email that came out with all the idiot things people do.
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (B7KlG

Same with electrical inspectors, they would send around pic s of all the shady IR Electric handyship

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (4X5xS)

162 141 Recently Mrs. Mis. Hum and I went grocery shopping. The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

Just be thankful that someone didn't take your picture and post it on nextdoor to publicly shame you for going the wrong way in a grocery store aisle, and thus endangering public health.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

I was in MI, surprised the Fuhrer didnt bust me personally

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

163 Looking at some history, in WWII, workers at some aircraft plant went on strike. The military took over. Soldiers were scabs.


FDR threatened the union leaders with treason and collaboration charges - that was a short walk to the rope then

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (B7KlG)

164 57 But I do want to kill old people and puppies.
Posted by: JuJuBee


You and Rahm's brother Zeke.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

165 There used to be a Navy safety photo email that came out with all the idiot things people do.

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (B7KlG)


There was a weekly message, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (ZXnzo)

166 Cindy certainly has an aerodynamic front, two of them in fact.

Yank magazine certainly knew their target audience. To quote the Brits about the Americans in their midst, "over sexed, over paid, and over here."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (NyfPv)

167 I did the oil change on the truck Friday.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (Lqy/e)

168 In my suburban town in western Denver metro, I see people out jogging and bicycling in masks. With no one around them.

Restricting airflow when engaging in exercise is not a good idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (wUFgi)

169 Saw Plant and Page do "Cashmere" live on their No Quarter tour. They had an Egyptian orchestra accompanying them.My son got us on the first row. Cool.

Posted by: Javems at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (ofIwF)

170

Danger avoided now means danger never existed.

All the serious people have left the building.
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (9X60i)


What flavor is the Kool-Aid?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

171 Steyn has the sharpest mind among the commentariat. He's probably a pain to produce and manage--just a hunch--but he has such brilliant, laser-focused insight it probably is satisfying to herd the cat.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (puu6v)

Yeah, I get the idea that he is a difficult man - but yes, he is brilliant. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side if I worked for or with him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (HabA/)

172 167 I did the oil change on the truck Friday.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (Lqy/e)

What year is your truck?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (Lhcx9)

173 Does Texas still have that bounty on wild hogs? Could solve a bacon shortage and get paid for it at the same time.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (NeD6B)

174 That article by R.Reno at the top is exactly how I see this. Nice to not be alone.
Also got a crazy bra ad when I clicked on the top photo.
Going to go get lost in a book. Have a good rest of the night everyone.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (QzF6i)

175 We should encourage more millennials to take up DIY electrical home improvement; sometimes, natural selection needs a good nudge.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (+oVP5)

176 in the past century

That gets them out of comparing this to the Spanish Influenza of 1918-1919. Talk about weasel words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (NyfPv)

177 168 In my suburban town in western Denver metro, I see people out jogging and bicycling in masks. With no one around them.

Restricting airflow when engaging in exercise is not a good idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (wUFgi)

Yes, that is so asinine.

I do wear a mask in stores, but I can't wait to take the damn thing off. It's hot!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:35 PM (HabA/)

178 Awesome Pic MisHum. (I've always loved lightening pics)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:35 PM (2ygtH)

179 Here's the forecast - Saturday 83, Sunday 84, Monday 85, Tuesday Hell

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:35 PM (Lhcx9)

180 >>> 173 Does Texas still have that bounty on wild hogs? Could solve a bacon shortage and get paid for it at the same time.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (NeD6B)

Not sure about a bounty but as far as I know they are such destructive pests that it's open season just about year round.
You can hunt the bastards via helicopter in some places.
And yes, BACON!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:35 PM (0ReGO)

181 168 In my suburban town in western Denver metro, I see people out jogging and bicycling in masks. With no one around them.

Restricting airflow when engaging in exercise is not a good idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:33 PM (wUFgi)

I'm willing to let them as long as they don't reproduce.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

182 Second look at Pat Sajak?
Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (Qf83p)

Pat Sajak is a Trump supporter, I'm pretty sure

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (G546f)

183 Does Texas still have that bounty on wild hogs? Could solve a bacon shortage and get paid for it at the same time.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 10:34 PM (NeD6B)


I had to go to four different places to find ribs today and I saw someone say that farmers are destroying livestock and crops. I think that report is BS, it's the planting season not the harvest, and meat on the hoof will keep for a while.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (ZXnzo)

184 It's storming here, Mis Hum. By you too?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)

185 For those of you not paying attention. Our next panic will be meat shortage. You can thank me now.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (2ygtH)

186 This time of year I always wear a bandanna and goggles. Crop dusting not Winnie the Poo Flu. It is kinda weird to not have to take em off when I pay for gas this year.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 10:37 PM (NeD6B)

187 I gotta show this to everybody. Apologies as it's HogAss, but still a great story.

MisHum: the woman who publicly tore up her order to close, is named Shelley *Luther.* Wonder if she's a distant descendant of Martin's. :-)


Better link:

https://tinyurl.com/ydhwvayl

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

188 I'd spend $100 to buy a raffle ticket that would entitle me to the chance to pelt Neil Ferguson of the Imperial College with rotten meat and raw eggs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:37 PM (wUFgi)

189 Top pic. I ain't gonna squall about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2020 10:38 PM (dP625)

190 184 It's storming here, Mis Hum. By you too?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)

No storms Donna, it's just cold and has rained most of the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

191 For those of you not paying attention. Our next panic will be meat shortage. You can thank me now.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:36 PM (2ygtH)

----------

The Paolo, he does not know of such things.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 28, 2020 10:38 PM (XVuno)

192 Now that is what I call an ONT!

Back to the content.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (uGanB)

193 I'm having a hard time understanding why we're all being forced to be crazy over this pandemic since we have an effective treatment now.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (ZXnzo)

194 Nah give Neil Ferguson a good dose of LSD and stand back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (NyfPv)

195

I was discussing this meat shortage thing, the DPA and Trump's order with Miley. Miley and my mother are sitting at the table doing these puzzles (sudoku, and some others).

Miley said if any workers don't show up, shoot 'em. And my mother agreed. Line 'em up and start shooting 'em until those left agree to go back to work.

I've got some violent women here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (rCwaK)

196

Another version of Kashmir

https://youtu.be/HhZu6BQCW9U

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (aKsyK)

197 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (Lhcx9)

198 The Paolo, he does not know of such things.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 28, 2020 10:38 PM (XVuno)
+++++++++++++
All the beef curtains you care to eat?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (wUFgi)

199 Supposed meat shortage...due to what, processing?

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (4X5xS)

200 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

I got rid of the margin buster.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

201 I love that sad, not Faye Reagan picture.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM



I had heretofore never heard of "Faye Reagan"...

Ayayay!

The tart in the photo looks nothing like here, btw...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (7WaWV)

202 George Conway already tweeting that Amash's potential candidacy is a terrible idea as it would only make Trump's election more likely; any vote for anyone other than Biden is a vote for Trump.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (+oVP5)

203 Cindy certainly has an aerodynamic front, two of them in fact.

Yank magazine certainly knew their target audience. To quote the Brits about the Americans in their midst, "over sexed, over paid, and over here."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:32 PM (NyfPv)


Mmm hmm. And here's Diana Mumby doing her best Betty Grable:

https://tinyurl.com/y95wt729

A quick web search says she was an actress, but I've never heard of her. Cindy Garner was a minor actress, too - here she is in the Robert Mitchum movie Till The End of Time:

https://tinyurl.com/y7ydyoye

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (2JVJo)

204 If you don't want to click to HotAir, here's the story about Shelley Luther in a more direct link:

https://www.click2houston.com/news/national/2020/0
4/24/some-businesses-defy-texas-rules-on-virus-
related-closings/

https://tinyurl.com/y75mh7q9

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

205 188 I'd spend $100 to buy a raffle ticket that would entitle me to the chance to pelt Neil Ferguson of the Imperial College with rotten meat and raw eggs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:37 PM (wUFgi)

---------

Hah! Jokes on you. We're not going to have any meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (XVuno)

206 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (Lhcx9)
+++++++++++++
Famine could be an outcome. Not here, probably - here, food gets expensive but remains available. Other places, though? Different bets.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (wUFgi)

207 {{{{Horde}}}}

Nice music selections MH!

jmel.....we still can't get nail or hair appointments here in Colorado I'm jealous

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (/UQ/R)

208 like HER...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (7WaWV)

209 MisHum, that's cool thanks. I thought I had added returns to keep it from busting the margins, but maybe not.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

210 It's a 98 GMC Sierra stepside. I do not like this truck, in fact did not drive it for years. But my husband loved it. I'm giving it to my stepson as soon as I have money for something else

It has interesting electrical issues. Right now, it randomly flips the door locks up and down. Since the door lock on the drivers side is somewhere down in the door, this can be a problem. Like today when I got to slide across the seat from the passengers side since the drivers side was locked. I named the truck the Mexican Blackbird (if you are a ZZ Top's fan). At least it hasn't left me stranded lately.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Lqy/e)

211 MisHum: I added returns to that Houston link, so it wouldn't bust the margins either.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

212 I'd spend $100 to buy a raffle ticket that would entitle me to the chance to pelt Neil Ferguson of the Imperial College with rotten meat and raw eggs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
--------

I'd pay that for a raffle to turn a fire hose on Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (dP625)

213 They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (Lhcx9)


*counts on fingers*

The Santa Maria.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

214 Good night, Sharon. Hope you feel better tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (2JVJo)

215
Steyn has the sharpest mind among the commentariat. He's probably a pain to produce and manage--just a hunch--but he has such brilliant, laser-focused insight it probably is satisfying to herd the cat.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Yeah, I get the idea that he is a difficult man - but yes, he is brilliant. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side if I worked for or with him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


I like him on Tucker and as a fill-in for Rush but I wonder if he could handle 3 hours a day for an extended period?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:42 PM (aKsyK)

216 *looks*

Betty Grable did that pose way better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:42 PM (NyfPv)

217 Just wait, your soon going to find out that all those Internet con law experts and epidemiologists are a triple threat: expert economists too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (H5knJ)

218 Our asshole-of-an-HOA, which is developer-run without any board seats being property owners, because this is Florida and we are only at 65 percent buildout, they announce today that the tennis and pickleball courts can be used, but that the swim club remains closed.

Yeah, play a game where everybody touching their faces touches the same ball, but keep the pool closed because, well, because what, exactly?

And the gym cannot open because what, touch stuff? Like we've been doing for weeks at Publix and Walmart and Costco, touching stuff?

Let's end this bullshit, now. The death count in the county is what, fourteen? Everybody over 66, most in their 80s? At the height of so-called infection, the stores had not done one way lanes or limited access, hardly anyone was wearing masks, and it was a madhouse every day at Walmart, Costco, Lowe's, Walgreen Liquors. Distancing was a joke then, and it remains so now.

The only thing I've noticed since the closedown started, is a creeping Karenism. The death rates don't support this at all.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (+fPHo)

219 They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM



According to the inimitable Berserker the other night, there is a fifth horseman known as "Vengeance"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (7WaWV)

220 157 Trump had a nice live stream today. I especially liked hearing from the young man with Downs.
We are indeed not broken.
Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (Lhcx9)


Earlier today some commenters were wishing President Trump would eliminate or reduce the frequency of his pressers. I love these live streams, even when they wind up in the weeds for a bit.

Has any other President ever put the spotlight on so many regular citizens and publicly thanked them for their contributions to America as Trump has done and does? Has any other president ever shown how important everyday Americans and private business are to the efficient running of our country? And he seems to really enjoy being with so many different people from all walks of life. It's a pity that the left, especially, refuses to see what a gift this president is to our nation.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (8/7u2)

221 economists have estimated that a medical marijuana industry could bring in as much as $1 billion in annual revenue

Narrator: It won't.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (r6GXX)

222 MPPPP

Pin-up Art

http://www.b24bestweb.com/b24bestweb-Pin-Ups.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (NyfPv)

223 Betty Grable had a big rear end. Some men like that.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (Lhcx9)

224 The Santa Maria.

Posted by: hogmartin


It's shit like this, that makes me love this place!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (2ygtH)

225 There's no meat shortage.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (EgshT)

226 To grow meat you just dig a hole in the dirt and put meat seeds in it, right? What am I missing?

Posted by: Mike "Mike" Bloomberg at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (XVuno)

227
The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH


Zeppo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (aKsyK)

228 It has interesting electrical issues. Right now, it randomly flips the door locks up and down. Since the door lock on the drivers side is somewhere down in the door, this can be a problem. Like today when I got to slide across the seat from the passengers side since the drivers side was locked. I named the truck the Mexican Blackbird (if you are a ZZ Top's fan). At least it hasn't left me stranded lately.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM (Lqy/e)
+++++++++++++++
Until the 70s (though decreasing in the 60s), this was touted as a safety feature - not the door locks thing, but the sliding across thing. When vacuum assists allowed the shifter to be moved from the floor to the column, exiting whichever side of the vehicle faced the curb was pitched as a safety benefit. In many 1950s and 1960s TV shows, you'll see this happening pretty frequently.

And it isn't entirely insane, it's just a problem that didn't need to be solved unless you were Winston Churchill. Churchill, looking for an address in New York City, hopped out of his cab in the middle of the street and, forgetting that we drive on the proper side of the road here, got hit by a car and nearly died...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (wUFgi)

229 THIS IS NOT A STEP

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (J8TS1)

230 Kashmir is one on the most dramatic pieces in rock music. It's not hard to imagine that in 100 years, orchestras will be playing it.

I also love No Quarter. John Paul Jones's moment in the spotlight.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (o1fzk)

231 I hope you understand how difficult this situation is for celebrities. Instead of being pampered and flattered by everyone, we are forced to sit in our homes just like regular people. Please don't forget about us. Any kind words of support would be appreciated. #AdoptACelebrity
Posted by: vmom 2020


As you flip through the tv channels you see some of these tv people at home, facing a camera alone, and being filmed doing their schtick. Boring. As. Hell. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't such leftwing assholes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

232 According to the inimitable Berserker the other night, there is a fifth horseman known as "Vengeance"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto



I thought it was Dems...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:45 PM (2ygtH)

233 223
Betty Grable had a big rear end. Some men like that.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (Lhcx9)

I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at April 28, 2020 10:46 PM (ufFY8)

234 The Santa Maria.

Posted by: hogmartin

I'm Allen to your Burns

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:46 PM (Lhcx9)

235 199 Supposed meat shortage...due to what, processing?
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 28, 2020 10:39 PM (4X5xS)

Yes, a lot of Covad cases around many areas of the country in packing plants.

Low death rates, though, although not zero.

Sen. Patty "Karen" Murray today wrote a stern letter, lecturing the Tyson's plant in southeastern WA state that they are officially scolded for not doing more, months ago, about the Chinavirus precautions that even Patty "Karen" Murray acknowledged as not serious when they started happening months ago.

Like a week after Trump closed China flights.

Despise these people, they are worthy of despisement.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

236 Just wait, your soon going to find out that all those Internet con law experts and epidemiologists are a triple threat: expert economists too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (H5knJ)

Expert Poll Analyst
Expert Art Critic
Expert Movie Critic
Expert What ya got!

It keeps the chatter going at least. Talking shit and getting called on it. And then doubling down on the shit.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (z79tQ)

237 Mr. WDS and I went to Costco today to stock up on meat and threw paper towels, tp into the mix just to be safe. He wore a mask, I didn't Wow....some of the glares I got. I know we are back to normal when Costco starts giving out samples again. Although they did take about a tenth of the store to stagger checkout counters....ffs?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (/UQ/R)

238 The hell it isn't. Wuhan flu came here courtesy of communist China. We should be embargoing China (and seizing its assets) and sending the China party members back to their master in Beijing.


Posted by: 18-1


Holding the Chinese accountable is racist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

239 on nextdoor to publicly shame you for going the wrong way in a grocery store aisle, and thus endangering public health.
Posted by: nerdygirl


I guarantee that the Karen that posts my photo will regret it. Yugely.

Smash & I have discussed plausible deniability for this ignorant horse shit. My fuck you meter is broken at max needle sweep.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (VcFUs)

240 If the Dragon Lady had done this for Terry, the comic would have been very different.

http://www.b24bestweb.com/dragonlady-v3-5.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:48 PM (NyfPv)

241 Anna, do you have this book? I think of you whenever I see it on my shelf, because I think it might be something you'd like:

https://tinyurl.com/y7pecrsc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:48 PM (2JVJo)

242 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH

---

Pestilence
Famine
War
Death

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 10:48 PM (RU4sa)

243 Call me crazy but it looks to me like the lockdowns are most definitely on their way out.

Continued public pressure/behavior is shaking them apart.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

244 How did America go from back-to-back World War champs to a country of Karens in less than 100 years??

Posted by: jmel at April 28, 2020 10:49 PM (OeWgo)

245 Not sure about a bounty but as far as I know they are such destructive pests that it's open season just about year round.
You can hunt the bastards via helicopter in some places.
And yes, BACON!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

And at night with nvgs

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:49 PM (B7KlG)

246 How did America go from back-to-back World War champs to a country of Karens in less than 100 years??
Posted by: jmel at April 28, 2020 10:49 PM (OeWgo)
+++++++++++++++
Antonio Gramsci and his acolytes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:49 PM (wUFgi)

247 MPPPP

Pin-up Art

http://www.b24bestweb.com/b24bestweb-Pin-Ups.htm
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (NyfPv)


Anna, you are a great American!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:50 PM (2JVJo)

248 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 28, 2020 10:43 PM (8/7u2)

I like when he highlights the achievements of ordinary Americans, as he did today. I don't like the back-and-forth with the pressitutes. I don't think it helps him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:50 PM (HabA/)

249 MPPPP, no don't have that book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 10:50 PM (NyfPv)

250 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH


Shemp?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:51 PM (2JVJo)

251 218Our asshole-of-an-HOA, which is developer-run...




I avoid HOAs and the Karens that tend to go with it like the plague. Like to keep my neighbors at least half an acre away. We can still see each other and wave from a distance.

Btw, don't they chlorinate that pool? I wonder if this virus can survive chlorine.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 28, 2020 10:51 PM (3uTBU)

252 >>> 237 Mr. WDS and I went to Costco today to stock up on meat and threw paper towels, tp into the mix just to be safe. He wore a mask, I didn't Wow....some of the glares I got. I know we are back to normal when Costco starts giving out samples again. Although they did take about a tenth of the store to stagger checkout counters....ffs?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (/UQ/R)

Kinda sad that the other day I was excited to find a 12-pack of paper towels at King Soopas. I think I'm set for a while now.
No dirty looks for being without a mask, although I only saw one other person like me. None of the mask-pod peeps had gloves.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:51 PM (0ReGO)

253 I think wild pigs are "varmint" category in all states.

Could be wrong.

That is - no season, no limits.

Posted by: Groucho, or was it Chico? at April 28, 2020 10:51 PM (El6T/)

254 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?
Posted by: ALH

Poochy.

And everyone will keep asking, "Where's Poochy?"

It's in Revelation, you guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Mischa's Hooman Servant at April 28, 2020 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

255 Posted by: A Scold of Karens at April 28, 2020 10:31 PM (EgshT)


heh.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 28, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

256 Varmint casserole is the best! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

257 My parents are all in on the Drumpf Bleach meme. I don't even carre anymore. I just laughed it off. Sure, the president wants you to drink bleach, so fucking what?

Posted by: MaxPower at April 28, 2020 10:52 PM (QCc6B)

258 So...who wants to get eaten first?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

259 Betty Grable had a big rear end. Some men like that.

Posted by: ALH at April 28, 2020 10:44 PM (Lhcx9)


When Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell were putting their hands in cement in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater after they'd wrapped Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Monroe joked to Russell that they should have immortalized in cement what men really liked about the two - Russell's breasts and Marilyn's rear.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (2JVJo)

260 Daily Wire is quoting Joe Biden: "We need more economic intercourse around the world!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

261 250 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.
They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?


--------

Sloth. He usually shows up late.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)

262 So...who wants to get eaten first?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

Umm... excuse me?!!?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

263 The news people are still trying to keep the panic going.

One of the Portland alt-weeklies noted an upcoming Grim Milestone - 99 people have died from CCP virus in Oregon.

On an normal day, a hundred people die in Oregon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

264 237 Mr. WDS and I went to Costco today to stock up on meat and threw paper towels, tp into the mix just to be safe. He wore a mask, I didn't Wow....some of the glares I got. I know we are back to normal when Costco starts giving out samples again. Although they did take about a tenth of the store to stagger checkout counters....ffs?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 10:47 PM (/UQ/R)

I have forgotten to put my mask on from time to time when I go to the store and I haven't gotten any glares. Neighbors have had people over in their backyards and nobody, as far as I know, called the cops. Hell, the other day I was walking in a park and part of the trail was roped off for some reason and people were just going around the rope and walking there.

I really haven't heard or witnessed any Karenism around here.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)

265 262 So...who wants to get eaten first?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

Umm... excuse me?!!?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

Whole lotta phrasing going on der

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

266 >>> 262 So...who wants to get eaten first?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

Umm... excuse me?!!?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

It's OK. He's talking to the leftover Easter peeps.

The marshmallows, you guys!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (0ReGO)

267 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

Umm... excuse me?!!?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 28, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

268 Speaking of chlorine.

Just made my first batch of chlorinated solution for cleaning from calcium hypochlorite powder.

CDC sites sez 1000ppm minimum for MyCorona - but quantities and round numbers make it just as easy to do 5000ppm (which allows for decay, which is a thing with chlorine), so I did that. Good thing I have a beam scale (for ammo reloading), otherwise not sure how I'd weigh the stuff.

Doing it mostly just to do it (bought the stuff for water purification, for earthquake, real emergency), and my outdoor range has temporarily adopted some Pandemic Theater, involving cleaning off your shooting bench before/after shootin'. So I'll use if for that.

Normal household bleach is from 5.25 - 6% available chlorine, typically (new). My solution will only be 0.5% or a bit less. But still 5 times the reco'd minimum for slaying the Wuhan Whoopee.

Posted by: Groucho, or was it Chico? at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (El6T/)

269 Good evening.

If Lebanon legalizes weed here's hoping Hizb'Allah spends all their time getting high.

"I was gonna fuck this goat
But then I got high.

I was gonna slap my wife
But then I got high.

I was gonna kill a Jew and didn't
And I know whyyyyyy

Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiiigh!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxz2m7BFBrU

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (tTtc8)

270 You people. Minds always in the gutter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

271
Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

I triple dawg dare you to eat Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

272 I have not seen the mask, gloves, goggle ensemble, by themselves in a car, since last week.

That took the cake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (J8TS1)

273 Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

----------

"The cabin boy looks good."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (XVuno)

274 Somewhat old story (April 15), but some good news:

"Milk from Wisconsin farms to be given to people in need"

https://tinyurl.com/yb483lex

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

275 >>> 271
Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

I triple dawg dare you [BAD MIS HUM. VERY BAD]
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

Ace should cancel your dental plan for that!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:57 PM (0ReGO)

276 I triple dawg dare you to eat Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

She's inedible. 90% plastic.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

277 Pelosi looks like she'd be 90 percent gristle and 10 percent shit. There's no nutritional content there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (H5knJ)

278 Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Geez, can we wait more than 15 min? (ht South Park)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (2ygtH)

279 271
Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

I triple dawg dare you to eat Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

That's a severe beach of etiquette to go straight to the triple dog dare.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

280 I wish the truck had a bench seat. It's two individual seats with a plastic box/armrest in the middle. There's too much plastic in the truck.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (Lqy/e)

281 What kind of wine pairs best with a shriveled old democrat?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (tTtc8)

282 Impending famine inexorably leads to cannibalism. Somebody's gotta be the first meal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

I triple dawg dare you to eat Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)


If it wasn't for that botoxed face and the drooling imbecility, she could be a passable GILF.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (2JVJo)

283 Ace should cancel your dental plan for that!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 10:57 PM (0ReGO)

The filter between brain and fingers took the night off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

284
All the flash drives with the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM) got mailed off today to those who requested them. Hope you enjoy them despite my taste in music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (mht8P)

285 What kind of wine pairs best with a shriveled old democrat?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (tTtc
++++++++++++
Non-alcoholic plum wine

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (wUFgi)

286 Pro tip: if you are having trouble finding chlorine bleach, try pool stores. They're generally declared essential, because no one wants the malaria factory that would be a whole bunch of unchlorinated pools. Plus, bonus, it's 12%, compared to the supermarket stuff at 6%.

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (dOV9E)

287 What kind of wine pairs best with a shriveled old democrat?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (tTtc


Dry red.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

288 Second look at Pat Sajak?
Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:26 PM (Qf83p)

Pat Sajak is a Trump supporter, I'm pretty sure
Posted by: vmom 2020


Well now I want to buy a vowel.



I don't know what that means. Work with me.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (Qf83p)

289 Damn, Mannix had some good-looking women on the show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 10:59 PM (wUFgi)

290 I wish the truck had a bench seat. It's two individual seats with a plastic box/armrest in the middle. There's too much plastic in the truck.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM



Why a bench seat?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (7WaWV)

291 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y9v26szv

https://tinyurl.com/yd4drej3

https://tinyurl.com/y9hkbdvo

https://tinyurl.com/ycnx4j9q

https://tinyurl.com/y8h2bbzq

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

292 There used to be a Navy safety photo email that came out with all the idiot things people do.
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2020 10:29 PM (B7KlG)
There was a weekly message, too.

Used to work with some Navy guys and they sent them around. Those safety messages were amusing. Motorcycles and beer what can'tthey do? I recall a photo with some jamoke in shorts and a polo standing next to 2 dudes in full hazmat. Sums up these effed up Karen'd times.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (pzF7h)

293 Pelosi would be stringy and not well marbled.

At all.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Qf83p)

294
What kind of wine pairs best with a shriveled old democrat?

Posted by: Robert


Chateau de Antifreeze.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (2ygtH)

295 I just discovered the interview with the two California doctors is still up on You Tube. They took the main copy down. It's under Blue Collar Logic. He has a note that they have a string of Urgent Care clinics, so maybe that's why it's up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Lqy/e)

296 But as infectious disease experts point out, even a seemingly low rate can translate into a shockingly large death toll if the virus spreads through a major portion of the population.

Rates! How do they work?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 28, 2020 11:01 PM (r6GXX)

297 281 What kind of wine pairs best with a shriveled old democrat?
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 10:58 PM (tTtc


Sweet wines like Sauternes. The grapes are shriveled and yellow, having been infected with botrytis.

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 11:01 PM (dOV9E)

298 Eating Michael Moore would be like eating one of those poisonous Japanese puffer fish or whatever they're called.

I wouldn't take the chance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (HabA/)

299 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yc34vzeb

https://tinyurl.com/yaacylbs

https://tinyurl.com/y7gz7fyt

https://tinyurl.com/ybg8tbms

https://tinyurl.com/y7k48oge

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

300 It's easier to slide across a bench seat. And if you have a sweetie, much easier to sit next to them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (Lqy/e)

301 >>> 296 But as infectious disease experts point out, even a seemingly low rate can translate into a shockingly large death toll if the virus spreads through a major portion of the population.

Rates! How do they work?
Posted by: Chuck C at April 28, 2020 11:01 PM (r6GXX)

*sings*

Everybody has Chinese Lung AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (0ReGO)

302 298 Eating Michael Moore would be like eating one of those poisonous Japanese puffer fish or whatever they're called.

I wouldn't take the chance.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (HabA/)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (RU4sa)

303 I triple dawg dare you to eat Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I read that out of context and threw up in my mouth. A lot.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (pzF7h)

304 BREAKING: Justin Amash announces his run for president


These people sit around and drink their blue tea and believe their fluffers. Or are they in it for the skimming?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (hPGuH)

305
Good evening, morons. I haven't been able to read much today. Do we all know about this?

atturd
@catturd2

1h
BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G51Gf)

306 I agree with the White Privilege Oxford writer.

I think white Europeans and the Chinese should both take a step back in the race for a vaccine and just let continental African countries come up with one, such that we don't horde the supply of vaccinations.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:03 PM (uGanB)

307 BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.

---

LOL!

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

308 293 Pelosi would be stringy and not well marbled.

At all.
Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Qf83p)

She's need several days of brining. And probably some pool shock.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

309 ...That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security....


See yez tomorrow, folks. I ♥ ♠

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (G0qhR)

310 BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G51Gf)

Well fucking DUH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)

311 JFK probably ate Nan back in the day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (J8TS1)

312 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (dlZr1)

313 304 BREAKING: Justin Amash announces his run for president


These people sit around and drink their blue tea and believe their fluffers. Or are they in it for the skimming?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (hPGuH)

Skim? Heavens no.

**SNORT**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

314 She's need several days of brining. And probably some pool shock.
Posted by: Insomniac


She'd need like three years of brining. Fish sauce.

Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (Qf83p)

315 Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
+++++++++++++
Tuesdays are good, too!

Especially 4-A.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 11:05 PM (wUFgi)

316 Time for some common-sense fish tank cleaner control?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 11:05 PM (7WaWV)

317 I'm off.

This load won't deliver itself.

But before I go, I think I'd like to say a brief word.

Despite the shitty, inane and insane times we're living in there's still three things that are absolutely always worth being grateful for.

Beautiful women.

Hard rock and heavy metal.

And The United fucking States of America!

\m/ \m/

Good night, you Morons, and many blessings!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2020 11:05 PM (tTtc8)

318 You wrongly attributed the Mark Steyn quote. It was by Laura Rosen Cohen. She's a blogger on his site, apparently.

Otherwise, keep up the good work.

Posted by: Spencer at April 28, 2020 11:05 PM (X69EK)

319 BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G51Gf)


Eagerly awaiting the news coverage on this here.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

320 I love that sad, not Faye Reagan picture.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM


Not even the same area code as Faye.

BTW, as an aside, is a sudden non-interest-in and non-excitement-by porn a symptom of clinical depression?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: a friend at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (r6GXX)

321 Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)

322 314 She's need several days of brining. And probably some pool shock.
Posted by: Insomniac

She'd need like three years of brining. Fish sauce.
Posted by: eleven at April 28, 2020 11:04 PM (Qf83p)

She'll be really easy to skin, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

323 Godspeed, Robert.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)

324 MPPPP

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/03/patriotic-pin-up.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (NyfPv)

325 320 I love that sad, not Faye Reagan picture.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 10:12 PM

Not even the same area code as Faye.

BTW, as an aside, is a sudden non-interest-in and non-excitement-by porn a symptom of clinical depression?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: a friend at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (r6GXX)

Sudden-onset homosexuality.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (NWiLs)

326 It can be tricky to skin and brine hobos and vegans...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

327 They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?

Taxes?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (pzF7h)

328 Eat me!

Posted by: Rose DeLauro at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (J8TS1)

329 MisHum, I saw the po-po up in Oshkosh arrested a dog groomer for cutting doggeh hair.

She was even picking the dogs up curbside to avoid contact.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (uGanB)

330 327 They are going through the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Which one is after Famine?

Taxes?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (pzF7h)

Karen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

331 Stay safe out there Robert.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (NyfPv)

332 Eagerly awaiting the news coverage on this here.

Posted by: hogmartin


Ha! Dude, you are killing it tonight! (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (2ygtH)

333 What has Gov. Lee in TN done?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (El6T/)

334 295 I just discovered the interview with the two California doctors is still up on You Tube. They took the main copy down. It's under Blue Collar Logic. He has a note that they have a string of Urgent Care clinics, so maybe that's why it's up.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 11:00 PM (Lqy/e)

I'm going to watch it now, before the You Tube Nazis take it down.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (HabA/)

335 "BTW, as an aside, is a sudden non-interest-in and non-excitement-by porn a symptom of clinical depression?"

Chafing.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (pzF7h)

336 Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)
++++++++++++
What did he do?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (wUFgi)

337 Good evening, morons. I haven't been able to read much today. Do we all know about this?
@catturd2
BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G51Gf)
~~~~~

Hahahaha That's awesome!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 28, 2020 11:09 PM (sGotD)

338 Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.



Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:02 PM (G51Gf)

FINALLY!!!

Posted by: pookysgirl will not take no for an answer at April 28, 2020 11:09 PM (XKZwp)

339 A friend on another site is wondering how it's possible that when he does laundry, he has 3x more T-shirts than briefs.

I explained, when you're eating in your undies, you're a lot more likely to spill food on your shirt than your briefs...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

340 I'm not sure what sort of PR the cops are gonna have when this is over.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 28, 2020 10:13 PM (pxDdN)


The thing is, the cop in the US is generally an employee of the city or municipality. As such there is some sort of accountability on the local level.

When it becomes the feeling that the cops are now enforcers for the courts/ruling class, then there is a problem. That is what cops are for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Kindltot - who owns 4 pressure canners at April 28, 2020 11:10 PM (WyVLE)

341 And the two assholes that wrote that article are definitely on the CCP payroll, and since the Atlantic carried it with a straight face, I assume they are as well.

The Atlantic is owned by Steve Jobs' widow, via her LLC. Of course she wants her buddies in the tech companies to censor materials she doesn't agree with.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

342 so a second woman is anonymously claiming that Biden sexually assaulted her (link in my nic)

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (j9HX3)

343 Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)

....

Yep, just kicked back our bar openings another month.

Pretty sure my employer will go belly-up this month. He's already a month behind in his lease.

Sucks to be me. Touchless pizza delivery, here I come!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (uGanB)

344 Helena.....I chuckle at passing drivers that have a mask and gloves on in their cars...ffs!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (/UQ/R)

345 BTW, as an aside, is a sudden non-interest-in and non-excitement-by porn a symptom of clinical depression?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: a friend at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (r6GXX)


For once, here's a serious answer:

Yes, it can be. Especially if other things in life, such as food or drink also have no pleasure for you. Anhedonia, I believe it's called.

Alternatively, it could also mean that you're burned out on what usually turns you on and your subconscious is looking for something freakier. And that way lies madness.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (2JVJo)

346 I like him on Tucker and as a fill-in for Rush but I wonder if he could handle 3 hours a day for an extended period?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 10:42 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

When LevinTV was just starting out Steyn had a show on that channel. Didn't go very well. The show was good, but he couldn't keep a staff, nor show up on time.

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (+U5Yr)

347 Yep, just kicked back our bar openings another month.

Pretty sure my employer will go belly-up this month. He's already a month behind in his lease.

Sucks to be me. Touchless pizza delivery, here I come!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (uGanB)
++++++++++++
What? For what possible reason?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (wUFgi)

348
BREAKING: Police Open Homicide Investigation on Woman Who Gave Husband Chloroquine Fish Tank Cleaner to Poison Him and Blamed Trump.






What homicide investigation????

#ThisIsCNN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (EGyGV)

349 I keep forgetting you have a blog, Anna. I'm going to add it to my faves now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (2JVJo)

350 Back before the internet, the Navy Safety Center used to mail out safety bulletins every week. It included a running account of "things falling off aircraft" for the previous week. Some of it were true head scratchers. My favorite was either some wing panel or some kind of ordinance.

I once knew a guy who claimed to have launched in an F-8 with the wings folded. He pulled it straight up and then zero g'd it to unfold the wings. CO never said a word.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (9X60i)

351 329 MisHum, I saw the po-po up in Oshkosh arrested a dog groomer for cutting doggeh hair.

She was even picking the dogs up curbside to avoid contact.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (uGanB)

Jeez. I saw on the news that dog grooming places are one of the businesses that our nitwit gov is going to graciously permit to open next week.

There was a lady who owns a dog grooming place in Milwaukee who said 100 people have already made reservations for their doggehs.

Hell, I thought about applying for a job with them. Grooming dogs would be better than working retail.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (HabA/)

352 Karen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

And then Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (ufFY8)

353 Destroying right-wing support for the cops is seen as a wonderful side-benefit by the left-wing fascists shutting everything down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

354 Karen, the nattering ninny of negativism would never ride a horse. Too dangerous.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 11:13 PM (NyfPv)

355
Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)


"Order, counterorder, disorder." - Napoleon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 11:13 PM (mht8P)

356 What? For what possible reason?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (wUFgi)


....

Umm.

The 23 active 'rona cases out of the 650,000 people in the four county area I live in.

Pandemic, hello?!?!?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:14 PM (uGanB)

357 MPPPP

If you insist but I stopped posting to it years ago. The motivation as it were dried up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 11:14 PM (NyfPv)

358 The Dead Milkmen:

Bleach Boys

https://youtu.be/0T3g1wFe_DU

Posted by: Kindltot - who owns 4 pressure canners at April 28, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)

359 When LevinTV was just starting out Steyn had a show on that channel. Didn't go very well. The show was good, but he couldn't keep a staff, nor show up on time.
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at April 28, 2020 11:11 PM (+U5Yr)

I thought Steyn was involved in some sort of litigation with Blaz.e TV. Is that the same outfit?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:15 PM (HabA/)

360 336 Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)

---

What did he do?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020
11:08 PM (wUFgi)

---

https://tinyurl.com/y9d5mg9j

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:15 PM (RU4sa)

361 MPPPP

If you insist but I stopped posting to it years ago. The motivation as it were dried up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2020 11:14 PM (NyfPv)


I can sympathize with that.

My problem is that I don't run my website; the girl who created it does. She's been meaning to take a day and show me how to run it myself, but we've had trouble getting together. I hope I'll be able to have it as my own by the end of the summer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 11:17 PM (2JVJo)

362 It has interesting electrical issues. Right now, it randomly flips the door locks up and down.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 10:41 PM


If you want to disable the door locks, try removing this fuse: Fuse 13: Cigar Lighter, Door Lock Switches, Dutch Door Release Module

Posted by: Chuck C at April 28, 2020 11:17 PM (r6GXX)

363 The 23 active 'rona cases out of the 650,000 people in the four county area I live in.

The county with a third of a million people that I live in had no cases yesterday, and one case today.

No reason to stop shutting things down, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:18 PM (I2/tG)

364 https://tinyurl.com/y9d5mg9j
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:15 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++++
What an asshole. Standing down and then standing back up at the 11th hour is incredibly stupid and reckless. How much capital did he just destroy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2020 11:18 PM (wUFgi)

365 Sounds like Governor Lee of Tennessee has seriously fucked up his state and his people.

Pray for Tennessee.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:06 PM (+fPHo)

Rank. Amateur.

Posted by: Gruppenheizen Most Glorious Leader Halfwitmer at April 28, 2020 11:21 PM (SxBH1)

366 Checked the trail cam on the edge of my yard. 7 deer. Not seeing a meat shortage for the near future.

Posted by: Cosda at April 28, 2020 11:22 PM (7SjKT)

367 Well, here's how it's going in our neck of the IL prairie. While cases are going down in some areas of the country it seems an outbreak recently exploded or was uncovered at a nursing home near our town.... they just confirmed 40, count 'em, 40 new cases today -- 20 were residents and 20 were staff --and at least 5 residents have already died. There were only about 85 residents there to begin with and I think more than half of them have been infected at last report.

Now, we don't live near this nursing home and we don't know anyone who lives there or works there. However, my husband insists that this is all the more reason to stay locked down as much as possible and why we should wear a mask AND GLOVES everywhere we go, because we have no idea where all those infected nursing home staffers might be shopping or getting gas or whatnot. And he's terrified that one of us will get sick and die of the WuFlu. So while most of the country is talking about opening up, he's more insistent than ever about social distancing, hand washing, and the whole nine yards... sigh.

Now I'm just old fashioned enough to believe I have a certain duty to obey my husband, or at least respect his wishes, so I take my bandana mask with me every time I leave the house and wear it whenever I'm outside.... besides that's supposed to become mandatory in IL starting Friday anyway. If that makes me a weak minded gullible leftist sheeple, so be it....







Posted by: Secret Square at April 28, 2020 11:22 PM (9WuX0)

368 Thanks, Chuck C! I'll pull that one. Sometimes you can slap the fuse box to fix issues.

The truck was parked for awhile under a black walnut tree (before we bought it). Mice moved into the engine compartment. We've had it worked on many times but haven't found a permanent fix.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)

369 Who killed teh ONT?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 11:23 PM (7WaWV)

370 Been reading a bit about Poland lately.

It sounds like the only part of Europe still worth visiting.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

371 Homicide investigation? Sounds like local news.

Posted by: Media at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (H5knJ)

372
OK, I'm approximately 10,000% less "excitable" than I was in my early twenties. Tempering those indefatigable blackout rages, and achieving my current state of zen-like calm has sort of been my life's work as an adult.

But, if fifteen years ago my college had treated me the way Lake Superior University treated this Gerhard fellow... watch the fuck out.

3 months in the stony lonesome on a 250k *bond*, and subsequent house arrest, on some trumped-up terrorism charge for absolutely no reason whatsoever?

I'd always been willing to take my licks when I was guilty, but never when innocent.

Had they done this to a young YD, political lawfare and hitpieces in Campus Reform would have been the starting point, and would seem like afternoon tea in the Garden of Eden compared to what happened the moment that ankle monitor came off of me.

The Page A1, above-the-fold photos of whatever was left of the State university system's Chancellor would have shocked the conscience. And I'd have been in prison for life, and willing to live with that. No woman or kids or career at that time, and likely no hope of those things after they'd already ruined me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (BOr8Z)

373 The Pat Sajak tweet was snark from him. He is a solid conservative and a Trump supporter. Long time supporter of Hillsdale College and was appt Chair of their BOT in November after serving as the Boards VP.


Posted by: Jen the original at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (crXmV)

374 I once knew a guy who claimed to have launched in an
F-8 with the wings folded. He pulled it straight up and then zero g'd
it to unfold the wings. CO never said a word.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 28, 2020 11:12 PM (9X60i)



Final checkers asleep at the wheel. Or stoned, it was VietNam after all.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (ZXnzo)

375 The best thing about Governor Lee is that he let the entire industry believe we could reopen by telling us he would not extend the shutdown, so everyone ordered perishable product.

Then, 3 days before the shutdown order was set to expire, he extended it again.

So not only are you broke, but what little resources you had left you spent on product you can't sell, sold of which while invariably spoil.

I bet his dead wife , whose corpse he used as a campaign prop while shedding crocodile tears, is happy to be dead and rid of his ass.

F*ck him in his face with a 12" donkey dick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (uGanB)

376 Tht's why I said Not Faye Reagan.

It's more poilte than Ginger.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 11:25 PM (7i/kX)

377 Alright, who was messing with the hamsters???!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:26 PM (2ygtH)

378 369 Who killed teh ONT?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 11:23 PM (7WaWV)


It was me.

Sorry.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

379 Banks, insurance companies, credit card companies, cable providers, phone carriers;

"We're Here For You... and you better have our fuckin' money"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2020 11:27 PM (qAR6u)

380 Back before time and the redefining of words a vaccine vaccinated you and if you were vaccinated you had no worries of catching the disease.

There are polio vaccinations and small pox vaccinations and once vaccinated you are immune to the disease. Theoretically the same with mumps and measles and chicken pox iirc.

There are booster shots which will help your body to create a resistance to the disease the shot is designed for. There are booster shots for various types of flu. There is the DPT booster shot - *Diphtheria, Whooping cough, and Typhoid fever.

It isn't a vaccine. Every year you get another booster shot.

There never has been a vaccine for any corona virus only boosters. There are no Jonas Salk's or Edward Jenner's around today.

*childhood diseases

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 11:28 PM (hPGuH)

381 "We're Here For You... and you better have our fuckin' money"



Posted by: kbdabear


And another addition to the stolen file....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:28 PM (2ygtH)

382 Hillary clinton again shows her natural affinity for the sexually challenged like her "husband" bubba. harvey wienstein and jeffery epstein has now endorse joe biden. Groper joe likes living to much to make hellary veep!

Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2020 11:29 PM (/GMOy)

383 So not only are you broke, but what little resources
you had left you spent on product you can't sell, sold of which while
invariably spoil.



I bet his dead wife , whose corpse he used as a campaign prop while
shedding crocodile tears, is happy to be dead and rid of his ass.



F*ck him in his face with a 12" donkey dick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:24 PM (uGanB)



So what's the worst that can happen if you open up anyway? The popo comes and shuts you down again? Maybe some jail time, at least they have to feed you then. I'll bet we are going to see a lot more of the ripping up of shut down orders in the future.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 11:29 PM (ZXnzo)

384 We've had it worked on many times but haven't found a permanent fix.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 28, 2020 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)

Won't be a panacea now, but my mechanic says cloves scattered around under the hood is a good mouse preventative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 11:29 PM (jnM20)

385 OK, I've been up long enough. Need to get some sleep so I can write in the morning.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2020 11:29 PM (2JVJo)

386 Tennessee Governor Bill Lee just lost his job. Told his constituents he was opening everything back up this week. Restaurants, bars, theatres, stores, gyms, swimming pools, the whole lock stock and barrel. All the firms involved started rehiring staff, buying inventory, scheduling programs... Then today, whoopsie... he change his mind. Only a select few businesses would be allowed to open... but ALL the businesses are on the hook for their expenses.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2020 11:30 PM (ABuva)

387 BREAKING NEWS: Biden finally announced his VP pick!! I don't know her name, but here's a pic...

https://tinyurl.com/y7o488se

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

388 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

I'm not violating the four hug social distancing

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)

389 Florida is opening, Tennessee ain't.

Lee is a fucking moron.

Florida population 20 million, deaths 1,088.

Tennessee population 7 million, deaths 184.

Repeat. Lee is a fucking moron. The voters need to recall this idiot, starting tomorrow morning. And after recalling him, deport the motherfucker to Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:31 PM (+fPHo)

390 Is Bill Lee a Dem or another spineless Republican?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 28, 2020 11:32 PM (HabA/)

391 BREAKING NEWS: Biden finally announced his VP pick!! I don't know her name, but here's a pic...



https://tinyurl.com/y7o488se

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)



AAAAAAUGH!


I mean...she seems nice...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 28, 2020 11:32 PM (ZXnzo)

392 Pelosi is one packet of silica-gel away from becoming biltong.

Her freakin' dentures are more sentient than she is, at this point.

As for the wine? I'd pair her with a nice Hemlock Cognac. Might as well serve it to her in concentrated form. It's for our own good!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 11:33 PM (QzJWU)

393 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:07 PM (uGanB)

Cops can FOAD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 28, 2020 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

394 As for the wine? I'd pair her with a nice Hemlock
Cognac. Might as well serve it to her in concentrated form. It's for
our own good!





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim


Tell her it's Socrates Tea...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:34 PM (2ygtH)

395 Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 11:28 PM (hPGuH)

Create Viral Pandemic
Create New patented "vaccine"
Get mandated vaccination with government funding
Profit
Oops, find out it is really only a Booster not a vaccine
Repeat...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 28, 2020 11:34 PM (jnM20)

396 Destroying right-wing support for the cops is seen as a wonderful side-benefit by the left-wing fascists shutting everything down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

Seems the cops are willing participants. More than I would like to acknowledge.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 28, 2020 11:35 PM (2DOZq)

397 If I may comment on the LED ZEP

If you ever give a listen to "In My Time of Dying"

and you be a fan of percussions/drumming....

John Bonham.......Holey Moley....another level that still to this day is taught in music schools.......Beastly Powerful....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 11:36 PM (kFkpX)

398 Lee is a Republican.

Sold himself to the rubes around here as an outsider, like a Mini-Trump and wooed all the gray hair widder-women with tales of his dead wife and Jesus.

Hard-conservatives around here knew it was a sham, but he got elected anyway. He immediately hired all Democrat staffers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:36 PM (6SvfK)

399 We're Here For You

Posted by: Paulie and Silvio at April 28, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

400 22 yet

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2020 11:38 PM (ABuva)

401 398 Lee is a Republican.

Sold himself to the rubes around here as an outsider, like a Mini-Trump and wooed all the gray hair widder-women with tales of his dead wife and Jesus.

Hard-conservatives around here knew it was a sham, but he got elected anyway. He immediately hired all Democrat staffers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:36 PM (6SvfK)

---

I'd open anyway.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

402
I thought this was fake.

Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 28, 2020 11:38 PM (G51Gf)

403 Our outdoor-in-the-driveway party tonight included the dogs and the puppies. The ladies were mostly drinking wine, us guys mostly beer.

We all know some sissies up the block in sight of where we were, and figured one of them was itching to call the nearby corral where the county deputies are, so we thought we might be entertained by a visit from some overweight armed thugs.

We all were itching for an LOLGF episode.

But alas, the sissies did not call. Or if they did, the dispatcher did an LOLGF herself.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (+fPHo)

404 388 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

I'm not violating the four hug social distancing
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)


Dahlin!

How are you holding up?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

405 Seems the cops are willing participants. More than I would like to acknowledge.

It all depends where. Sheriffs in rural counties are quite aware that they can get voted out of office if they piss the residents off. Bigger counties, not so much.

The police unions need to take a long hard look at what will happen to them if they lose their base of support, and start emulating the Houston police union.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (I2/tG)

406 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

---

Civil disobedience FTW.

Or not so civil...

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (RU4sa)

407 From CNS News...

Barbra Streisand: "Nancy Pelosi is working tirelessly to make sure the American people are protected"

Me: "Babs Streisand is working tirelessly to prove she don't know shit from shinola"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

408
I'd open anyway.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 28, 2020 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

....

If it was my bar, I would.

Thinking about running a Speakeasy here at the house around my pool.

Make a few bucks selling drinks and get some skeezies in bikinis up here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 28, 2020 11:40 PM (6SvfK)

409 >> Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple:


He should be getting a DOJ DickSlap right quick.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 11:40 PM (7i/kX)

410 Destroying right-wing support for the cops is seen as a wonderful side-benefit by the left-wing fascists shutting everything down.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

-------

I've always looked at that on the basis of anything else in government - the fish rots from the head. In a sufficiently rural CO county outside the reach of the Metro, you can more than likely trust a given cop you meet. Their departments routinely defy the Communist regime in the statehouse, and publicly.

If you're in Denver, Jeffco, Park, Tri-County (Adams, Arapahoe, Douglas), Broomfield or Boulder Counties, they're Statist thugs like the people who cut their checks. Just more evil, freedom-hating bureaucrats, but with badges and guns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 11:40 PM (BOr8Z)

411 My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple:
the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed
immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups.
This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.
---
Arrests for Jews.

Free food for Muslims.

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2020 11:41 PM (kOpft)

412 > A brewing company in Hawaii is being investigated by a liquor board for giving away hand sanitizer

That was their mistake. They should've tried giving away hand JOBS from underage Japanese girls.

Like Mazie Hirono's grandparents.

I really wish someone with access to military archives would check to see if their establishment was off-limits for troops and sailors, back in the day.

I'm betting that it was.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 28, 2020 11:41 PM (mNq/0)

413 Zeppelin! *non gay smooches for Mis Hum*

One of my great sad concert +misses+, as them sumbitches never showed up in my area during my concert going years.

Next up, my memory tribute to Tommy Bolin.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 11:42 PM (Z4rgH)

414 398Hard-conservatives around here knew it was a sham, but he got elected anyway. He immediately hired all Democrat staffers



Well then, good riddance to him.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 28, 2020 11:44 PM (AaokL)

415 Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (I2/tG)

Agree but those willing to 'just following orders' far out number the examples you gave. As a Houstonian I'm happy with our Police Union but the brass is Lefty to the bone.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 28, 2020 11:44 PM (2DOZq)

416
Thinking about running a Speakeasy here at the house around my pool.



Make a few bucks selling drinks and get some skeezies in bikinis up here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger



Gonna need an address boss...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 28, 2020 11:44 PM (2ygtH)

417 I'm doing fine.....hope you are getting to play tennis.

Just really tired even though I am still working. Miss golf and Rockies. And still very bummed we couldn't have Colorado Morondezvous

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:46 PM (/UQ/R)

418 Lots of Karens and their Komrades think that small businesses will be fine and reopen as usual, that they are just sitting on piles of money while Karen sacrifices for all of us..

For businesses the banks are just like Paulie from Goodfellas..

"But now he has to come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what..
Business bad? FUCK YOU, PAY ME!
Oh, you had a fire? FUCK YOU, PAY ME!
Place got hit by lightning, huh? FUCK YOU, PAY ME!
World War III broke out in your place? FUCK YOU, PAY ME!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2020 11:46 PM (qAR6u)

419
From CNS News...

Barbra Streisand: "Nancy Pelosi is working tirelessly to make sure the American people are protected"


Protected from inferior ice cream.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 11:48 PM (aKsyK)

420 Hindsight is 20/20, but also blinding. What we know how is not what was known when decisions were being made.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 28, 2020 11:48 PM (naEeR)

421 Thanks for the geriatric Zep Mishum.Not bad for a bunch of old farts. Is that Bonhams's son on the drums?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 28, 2020 11:48 PM (Z80AF)

422 Tommy Bolin died at the sad young age of 25. He couldn't wait to join the ranks of Janis Joplin, etal; no, he was in a hurry to die of a heroin/alcohol/some other shit overdose.

Fuck all y'all, I'm dyin' first. But not before leaving a serious rock and roll legacy. More to come.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 11:48 PM (Z4rgH)

423
Actually I shouldn't have listed Park along with the rest of the Metro... their problem isn't Statism. They're really not like that. It's purely crime and corruption. The last place you want to be is on the wrong side of a PCSD deputy, because he's a fucking gangster. And that's a local problem due to our particular circumstances rather than what goes on at the statehouse and DRCOG.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 11:49 PM (BOr8Z)

424 GnuBreed

Bolin was an awesome talent. Has a heavy presence on my favorites list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 28, 2020 11:50 PM (Z80AF)

425 Tommy Bolin is a sad story. What a waste.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 11:50 PM (BOr8Z)

426 So, I have been doing an OODA loop Cali. (Never Recommended as it is SO far out of your ability to respond effectively)

still......

We have been had on such a major level....and they are now well aware of the chinks in our CONSTITUTIONAL armor.

and they will exploit it now as far as they can....

yes they will........



Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX)

427 Quote # 4 was from Laura Rosen Cohen, not Mark Steyn.


Oh, and hey, I haven't been arrested yet. Some complaints lodged by school marm busybodies....but work continues.

Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2020 11:52 PM (r1uAm)

428 Cops take orders from those who run the government. so does the military. They shoot whoever they are allowed to shoot. We are coming up on the 50th anneversary of kent state shooting. The kids who the ng shot at then are now the older adults in power. Its like prisions they don't care who is incarcerated in them. So you don't want to be the white conservative fred hampton or mark clark tuff! We rule now in many states and AOC will be president soon!

Posted by: raimondo at April 28, 2020 11:52 PM (/GMOy)

429 417 I'm doing fine.....hope you are getting to play tennis.

Just really tired even though I am still working. Miss golf and Rockies. And still very bummed we couldn't have Colorado Morondezvous
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:46 PM (/UQ/R)


Such a shame about the CO Morondevous.

I might be able to attend when it's rescheduled.

I played tennis like a beast today.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 28, 2020 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

430 Thinking about running a Speakeasy here at the house around my pool.



Make a few bucks selling drinks and get some skeezies in bikinis up here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Have it from a very reliable source that Spokane Valley has at least 3 that operate on a rotating basis so as to screw with the 5-0.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 28, 2020 11:55 PM (Z80AF)

431 Unfortunately YD......have to agree. We live in Jeffco and I work in Boulder. Mr. WDS'S company.....he's a sales rep....has told them they are off the "road" until at least June 1

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 28, 2020 11:55 PM (/UQ/R)

432 Does anyone find it odd that no one prominent is talking about getting us back to where we were eight weeks ago? Like, why is that not a goal?

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 11:55 PM (zInpC)

433 I suppose everyone's run off to watch Faye Reagan videos...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (7WaWV)

434 Hello, Horde.

After spending too much time on Twitter tonight, I've decided to add the following to my list of "asshoes":

WHO
That Popehat guy
Bill de Stasio, power-hungry NYC mayor
The lady who called me at work to tell me she's calling for a boycott of the station until I'm fired

Where's the Tylenol?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (rJUlF)

435 Tommy joined his first band at the tender age of 13. Talk about jailbait. He probably got more pussy by the age of 15 than I ever did. Sigh.

Tommy was a member of the James Gang, Deep Purple, Billy Cobham's Spectrum, Alphonse Mouzon, plus two solo albums.

He opened for Peter Frampton and Jeff Beck, among others. That's a fucking legacy all by itself. Remember, he DIED at age 25. More...

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (Z4rgH)

436 Bolin was a monster. What a sad story.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (7i/kX)

437
Heh. raimondo, the hippies at Kent State instigated the incident. Nobody in that Guard command, OH government, or its school system wanted that to happen. Far from it. It was a PR disaster. Nobody ordered it.

But, sometimes shit happens when you party stupid.

And if what you mean to say is that the Left is willing to weaponize the law as a sword and a shield against the Right - you're right. And we've known this for decades, so you're also WAY behind the curve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (BOr8Z)

438 You left out Zephyr.

Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 11:57 PM (7i/kX)

439

Raimondo and the Loaf

https://youtu.be/eDPDDN0mRkE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2020 11:59 PM (aKsyK)

440 421

"Spits on the Ground"

Show respect ya ...effing Mil. X gen finger to the forehead in the letter "L"

Sock off hoser.......you dig the new stuff right?

But you don't do party drugs......wait ...BURNING MAN....YO?????

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 11:59 PM (kFkpX)

441 Hindsight is 20/20, but also blinding. What we know how is not what was known when decisions were being made.
---

We knew the cowards screaming about the need to shut everything down and how money could be replaced but lives couldn't were basing their position off of Italy and whatever doomsday fantasies they had about 'what really happened in China', and refused to pay attention to any argument that those were outliers while belittling the obvious truth that the economic cost would be catastrophic.

And most of us here knew not to trust the projections of career government employees.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2020 12:00 AM (kOpft)

442 Yud, yup.

When the shooting war starts, Raimondo will end up somebody's gimp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)

443 I just want my toes and hair done SOB

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (/UQ/R)

444 Here's a cut from Spectrum, with Bolin and Jan Hammer --- Stratus

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=b1rX9E8NuRw

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (Z4rgH)

445 All bloggers at Popehat suck cock by choice.

It is known.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (H5knJ)

446 Bolin was a monster. What a sad story.
Posted by: garrett at April 28, 2020 11:56 PM (7i/kX)

--------

Barbra Streisand deserved him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (XVuno)

447 Raimondo will end up somebody's gimp.

....

I assumed he already was.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2020 12:02 AM (DWRop)

448 442

I feel naked.....not enough ammo

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:02 AM (kFkpX)

449 Have it from a very reliable source that Spokane
Valley has at least 3 that operate on a rotating basis so as to screw
with the 5-0.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off


Supposedly during prohibition, the hills around the Valley were full of moonshiners...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 29, 2020 12:02 AM (2ygtH)

450 445 All bloggers at Popehat suck cock by choice.

It is known.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (H5knJ)


I hadn't read his blog in years since he went full TDS.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:02 AM (rJUlF)

451 437 kent state was a phyric victory for the right as the students parents, the elite who run this country said you aren't shooting my kids shut this war down and it was. April 30 1975 vietnam war victory day.

Posted by: raimondo at April 29, 2020 12:03 AM (/GMOy)

452 Jan Hammer

another beast on the skins...especially when he was with Jeff Beck.....yes indeed....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:05 AM (kFkpX)

453 MH.....if you are still around please nuke raycraycray

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2020 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

454 Posted by: raimondo at April 29, 2020 12:03 AM (/GMOy)

-----------

"Pyrrhic." After Pyrrhus of Epirus.

It's Pyrrhic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2020 12:06 AM (XVuno)

455 443 I just want my toes and hair done SOB
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2020 12:01 AM (/UQ/R)


I cut off my fingernails and toenails as short as I could. But my hair...its getting so long.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

456 Flash Back............sips wine and sighes

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:07 AM (kFkpX)

457 437 How about the fbi agent provocateur who fired the first shot causing the ng to think they were being shot at and fired back. Somebody wanted the ng to fire back.

Posted by: raimondo at April 29, 2020 12:07 AM (/GMOy)

458 Howdy, Captain Whitebread! Good to see you in the comments!

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:07 AM (ouBhA)

459 raimondo

Ida na hui



Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 12:07 AM (Z80AF)

460 Good to see you here, too, Emmie! How's the husband?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:09 AM (rJUlF)

461 Never heard keyboards referred to as skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

462 Happy ONT y'all. I saw Cheap Trick New Year's Eve! No one opened.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 29, 2020 12:10 AM (zUdXR)

463 I do love thunderstorms.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 29, 2020 12:10 AM (RU4sa)

464 Emmie!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 29, 2020 12:11 AM (/UQ/R)

465 >> I do love thunderstorms.

They are beautiful. From afar. When you're right under a good 'un, not so much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:11 AM (f1Vqw)

466 ANDY???

so long since posting.....How are things up there in Minnesota...the rivers thawing yet?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:12 AM (kFkpX)

467 James Gang (with Bolin) -- Alexis

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=cbY05Ufp8Jg

A little more 'rocky' --- Must Be Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=WpwUFTuEN2c

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:13 AM (Z4rgH)

468 INDEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Kate Capshaw at April 29, 2020 12:13 AM (XVuno)

469 They are beautiful. From afar. When you're right under a good 'un, not so much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:11 AM (f1Vqw)

---

yep

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at April 29, 2020 12:13 AM (RU4sa)

470 Whitebread, husband is well. One of his gig dates got postponed. Hopefully people will be ready for Rock'n'Roll by September.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:14 AM (ouBhA)

471 {{{WDS}}}!!!

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:14 AM (ouBhA)

472 Supposedly during prohibition, the hills around the Valley were full of moonshiners...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

Grew up on the valley side of Tower Mtn. Old timer that lived up the road from us use to regale us kids with stories of bootlegging moonshine. My mother used to refer to him as a bit touched in the head.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 12:14 AM (Z80AF)

473 Couldn't find the Tommy Bolin pic I remember seeing back in the 80's. He was offering a Tootsie Roll to the camera. Or something.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2020 12:14 AM (RuIsu)

474 ANDY!!

I'm hearing Michelle Obama is flying up your way from her home port in Hawaii to make some type of announcement?

You in the know on this?

Let me here it first here please...

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:15 AM (kFkpX)

475 Data are coming in, and their import is clear. The coronavirus pandemic is not and never was a threat to society. R.R. Reno
---
Not anywhere near Governor Cullmo.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2020 12:15 AM (Eicbe)

476
Hallelujah, Thine the glory. My mother found the new tag sticker for the '92 pickup. I can get a drum of diesel fuel now without worry about Buford T. catching me and throwing me under the jail. Or Buffordetta T., who was running a speed trap in Ft. Inn last year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:17 AM (f1Vqw)

477 Deep Purple (Bolin) from Machine Head -- Highway Star:

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=D7kMFd-pkDQ

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:17 AM (Z4rgH)

478 Hope so, Emmie. A friend of mine has a band that is really popular in this corner of the state, but he hasn't had a gig in a couple of months.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:18 AM (rJUlF)

479 WDS, hope you all are holding up well.

We are experiencing one of the rare benefits of having a Dem governor -- he can be one of the first to open up a state without having to worry about getting blamed for every death for the rest of his term.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:18 AM (ouBhA)

480
Who know is threat to our society? Big Tech/Academe/Deep State complex. Big Tech is a bigger threat to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that any other threat.

As Mark Steyn (and others) have observed, the Free Trade assholes told us that opening up to China would help export our values to China and make them more free and open. Well, it did just the opposite. We imported China's values.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:19 AM (f1Vqw)

481 he hasn't had a gig in a couple of months.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:18 AM (rJUlF)


Hope things turn around for him soon! You all are a little less insane than the rest of the country.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:20 AM (ouBhA)

482 461

Corrected....keyboardist.....been that long ago

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:20 AM (kFkpX)

483 Well, it did just the opposite. We imported China's values.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:19 AM (f1Vqw)


That seems so weird to me. You would think the "freedom drive" would win out.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:21 AM (ouBhA)

484 Did you guys know that next week in Ohio masks become magic? You see this week they don't really do much so they're not required. But next week their magical properties activate and so you are required to wear them to work.


I guess the tyrant DeWine and his abortion loving democrat wizard Acton won't have the magical incantation finished until late Sunday night.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Z7lwY)

485 Tommy Bolin's title track from his first solo album, Teaser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=B9nE2EQwa18

If you haven't noticed yet, these cuts benefit from enhanced amplification. Or maybe it's just me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:23 AM (Z4rgH)

486 Come on, man.

Link some Zephyr for the people.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:23 AM (7i/kX)

487 405 Seems the cops are willing participants. More than I would like to acknowledge.
------------------
It all depends where. Sheriffs in rural counties are quite aware that they can get voted out of office if they piss the residents off. Bigger counties, not so much.......

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 28, 2020 11:39 PM (I2/tG)
-----------------------------------------------
Yeah, a sheriff can be voted out of office.
But more important, the sheriff and all the po-po in rural, small-population counties are part of the community. They live there.

It's one thing to work across town and arrest a stranger for daring to take her kid to a park. It's another thing to do that to your neighbor or your wife's second cousin.

Busting up a church service may be distasteful in any case but what if it's YOUR church or your friends' church?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 29, 2020 12:23 AM (M/9m0)

488 484 Did you guys know that next week in Ohio masks become magic? You see this week they don't really do much so they're not required. But next week their magical properties activate and so you are required to wear them to work.


I guess the tyrant DeWine and his abortion loving democrat wizard Acton won't have the magical incantation finished until late Sunday night.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Z7lwY)


It's unbelievably asinine.

And I'm not wearing a mask anymore.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2020 12:23 AM (TdMsT)

489 Hope things turn around for him soon! You all are a little less insane than the rest of the country.
Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:20 AM (ouBhA)


We're slowly reopening here in Okie-land. In my town, officials have been reasonable. I'm glad I don't live in Oklahoma City or Norman, though. They're not on the level of Bill DeBlasio, but their mayors are still annoying.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:24 AM (rJUlF)

490 484 Did you guys know that next week in Ohio masks become magic? You see this week they don't really do much so they're not required. But next week their magical properties activate and so you are required to wear them to work.


I guess the tyrant DeWine and his abortion loving democrat wizard Acton won't have the magical incantation finished until late Sunday night.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Z7lwY)

Um, no. He reversed today. Customer masks are optional. Although, businesses can require. Businesses wanted him to require, to put the burden on him, now the burden is on the business.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2020 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

491 Apparently from earlier today, but I'm just now seeing it.

Trump to a "reporter" from Yahoo:

"Are you going to apologize, Yahoo? That's why you're Yahoo and nobody knows who the hell you are...including me."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:25 AM (mNq/0)

492 Alright, totes not a Bolin fan. I'll behave now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:26 AM (Z4rgH)

493
I remember back in the '90s when the Cato Free Trade Uber Alles wing was arguing for free trade with China, most favored nation, WTO, and all that crap. Their argument was we should open up and trade with these authoritarian regimes because the population will get a taste of Western prosperity and democratic values and will yearn to breathe free. Just like the Russians and Eastern Bloc populations.

Some dissenters at the time, said, well, hey why doesn't that work with Cuba? It was heresy to even think of opening up trade with Castro.

I've come along way since then. I was never fully on board with the Cato school, but I believe in a lot of those principles. The dissenters were right.

I've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:26 AM (f1Vqw)

494 We've been let out of the hole for two days now.

I haven't been this dead since that time I was killed by Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:26 AM (mNq/0)

495 'That's why you're Yahoo' is a great insult.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:26 AM (7i/kX)

496

490 484 Did you guys know that next week in Ohio masks become magic? You see this week they don't really do much so they're not required. But next week their magical properties activate and so you are required to wear them to work.


I guess the tyrant DeWine and his abortion loving democrat wizard Acton won't have the magical incantation finished until late Sunday night.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:21 AM (Z7lwY)

Um, no. He reversed today. Customer masks are optional. Although, businesses can require. Businesses wanted him to require, to put the burden on him, now the burden is on the business.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2020 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)




I'm talking about work. Its fucking stupid. And fuck people that try to excuse this bullshit.

I have to wear one even when I'm alone no one else in the room with me. People alone in their offices with their doors closed are supposed to as well.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (Z7lwY)

497 Bolin wasn't on the Machine Head album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK)

498 Heh. raimondo, the hippies at Kent State instigated the incident. Nobody in that Guard command, OH government, or its school system wanted that to happen. Far from it. It was a PR disaster. Nobody ordered it.

But, sometimes shit happens when you party stupid.

And if what you mean to say is that the Left is willing to weaponize the law as a sword and a shield against the Right - you're right. And we've known this for decades, so you're also WAY behind the curve.

**********
I am so glad Kent State decided to pay Jane Fonda $83k to impart her wisdom to the students on May 4th. Coronavirus or not, it's a great investment

Posted by: Jimmy Kennel, former comedian now political analyst at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (XhXU7)

499 > Tommy Bolin

He let his mind Post Tostee, sadly.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (mNq/0)

500 I've come a long way, baby.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:26 AM (f1Vqw)


I've travelled down that same path. I used to believe that free trade would make for freer societies in other countries.

The trade means nothing if the people neither have the will nor the means to break their chains.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:29 AM (rJUlF)

501 > Bolin wasn't on the Machine Head album.

I was gonna say, I thought that was all Blackmore.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:30 AM (mNq/0)

502 486 Zephyr -- Cross The River (Bolin, blame garrett)

https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=R1KZAOIUX90

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:30 AM (Z4rgH)

503 If you want to hear Bolin on Highway Star, I think you gotta go live.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:30 AM (7i/kX)

504 Tommy Bolin

He let his mind Post Tostee, sadly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (mNq/0)
---
I bet he didn't sell many t-shirts.

You're a rock-n-roller. You really want a *Bolin* shirt?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2020 12:31 AM (Eicbe)

505 I'm talking about work. Its fucking stupid. And fuck people that try to excuse this bullshit.

I have to wear one even when I'm alone no one else in the room with me. People alone in their offices with their doors closed are supposed to as well.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (Z7lwY)

That wouldn't be useful, however, today they did say in some work instances it doesn't make sense either. Didn't go into details, your case could be a very good example.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2020 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

506 If masks are so necessary why haven't they mandated them on the petri dish of the subways of New York?

But places of work in counties that have 10 fucking people sick over the entire time this shit has happened are now going to have to wear a mask, even if they were working beforehand and not wearing one.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2020 12:31 AM (Z7lwY)

507 Blame garrett?

Zephyr was great. If people can forgive the Grateful Dead for Donna, they can love themselves some Zephyr.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:31 AM (7i/kX)

508 Well, I'm out of steam and so will wish you all a pleasant evening. (The shutdown did not cost me my job, but it did make it 10 times more time-consuming.)

A to-do list will greet me in the morning.

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2020 12:32 AM (ouBhA)

509 Watched a surprisingly good series on Netflix. Its about a decade old but I'm just finding out it exists.
"Community"
Pretty good writing, and funny as hell.

Posted by: Menack at April 29, 2020 12:32 AM (buTO7)

510 He could throw a party and it would be said that he threw a Bolin ball.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2020 12:33 AM (Eicbe)

511 > I bet he didn't sell many t-shirts.

I liked the girl on the Private Eyes album cover. A lot.

I would've bought a shirt with her on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:34 AM (mNq/0)

512 Tommy Bolin: Wild Dogs from Teaser be my personal favorite. Loud enough to bring worms to the surface.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2020 12:34 AM (RuIsu)

513 Bolin wasn't on the Machine Head album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK)


But he performed a version of Highway Star live. Which is what I posted. He extended the lifespan of both The James Gang AND Deep Purple.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2020 12:34 AM (Z4rgH)

514 I'm busted...

night

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

515 >>I would've bought a shirt with her on it.


3/4 sleeve? Totally.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:35 AM (7i/kX)

516 Watched a surprisingly good series on Netflix. Its about a decade old but I'm just finding out it exists.
"Community"
Pretty good writing, and funny as hell.
Posted by: Menack at April 29, 2020 12:32 AM (buTO7)


I found "Corner Gas", the Canadian sitcom on Amazon Prime last weekend and I've watched the first two seasons. It's given me a lot of laughs.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 29, 2020 12:35 AM (rJUlF)

517 I'm going to pick up Mindhunter again.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2020 12:37 AM (Eicbe)

518 > 3/4 sleeve? Totally.

Perfect thing to put on right after having your hair feathered.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:37 AM (mNq/0)

519 I'm busted...

night
Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)
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I haven't slept in about 40 hours, myself.

Posted by: Axeman at April 29, 2020 12:38 AM (Eicbe)

520 >>Perfect thing to put on right after having your hair feathered.



Right before I don the Fringe Jacket.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 12:38 AM (7i/kX)

521 Their argument was we should open up and trade with these authoritarian regimes because the population will get a taste of Western prosperity and democratic values and will yearn to breathe free. Just like the Russians and Eastern Bloc populations.

When the CCP Politburo began creating Special Economic Zones in the 90's their plan from day 1 was to strengthen the CCP with foreign financial investment , not to subvert it with western values. Commies always have a plan. Rarely a good one, but they plan everything. Kissinger, Feinstein and our other betters sure as hell knew that. Fook em. Turmoil within the Politburo, coming soon I hope, will be a lone bright spot in this shitstorm of insanity.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 12:38 AM (Z80AF)

522 Their argument was we should open up and trade with these authoritarian
regimes because the population will get a taste of Western prosperity
and democratic values and will yearn to breathe free. Just like the
Russians and Eastern Bloc populations.



Some dissenters at the time, said, well, hey why doesn't that
work with Cuba? It was heresy to even think of opening up trade with
Castro.

---

Hopefully we can learn from the experiment. We didn't trade with Cuba and they stayed a backwards communist shithole. We traded with China and they became a backwards communist shithole with economic power to wield against us.

Communists are going stay communists until they tire of it, and we should have nothing to do with them.

Posted by: Methos at April 29, 2020 12:39 AM (kOpft)

523 ..And I'm not wearing a mask anymore.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2020 12:23 AM (TdMsT)



Bring that one to the Tx Mo Meet, and I'll autograph it for you.

Put it in a shadow frame, and make people ask: "why?"

lol



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2020 12:41 AM (QzJWU)

524 G'Night.

*pulls chain on light*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 29, 2020 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)

525 funny to think that ba has a market cap pf 75bn and amzn has a market cap of 1.2 tn .

Posted by: not so at April 29, 2020 12:44 AM (HALdu)

526 > Right before I don the Fringe Jacket.

And the Frye boots.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:44 AM (mNq/0)

527 Oh yeah. James Gang "Must Be Love" was Bolin.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2020 12:44 AM (RuIsu)

528
Hopefully we can learn from the experiment. We didn't trade with Cuba and they stayed a backwards communist shithole. We traded with China and they became a backwards communist shithole with economic power to wield against us.

We boycotted South Africa and they became a utopia.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2020 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

529 > And the Frye boots.

Good gravy, Frye is now owned by "Global Brands Group", formerly known as "Li and Fung".

Not surprising, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:46 AM (mNq/0)

530
The answer to why it doesn't work in China is something one can call American Exceptionalism. We are a different breed than the rest of the world. The reason is simple, our forebears came over here to get away from the rest of the world.

There was an interesting paper that came out about 10 years ago, the name I forget, but it was something like "Americans are WEIRD", where WEIRD was an acronym for Western, Educated, Industrialized, Rich, and Democratic.

Anyway, the basics. On the old Gaussian of the human population, the West is on the tails, and America is on the tails of the tail.

We are outliers. The rest of the world's people don't think anything like we do.

Social science and economics have long considered people to be wired fundametally the same. Well, this group found out that isn't the case. All these social and psychological studies used your basic American (or Western) citizen, usually young college students, and applied that to the entire population of the world.

The authors compared that to studying penguins and thinking they were representative of all birds.

That is the fallacy is all these Free Trade, and export our values and nation building folly over the years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 12:49 AM (f1Vqw)

531 G'Night.

*pulls chain on light*
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 29, 2020 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)

Goodnight Slapweasel!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2020 12:49 AM (Rz2Nc)

532 What am I chopped liver ?

You all are to serious now.
Society has caught up with u
And it eclipsed me

Posted by: Control of the font at April 29, 2020 12:52 AM (3Te8P)

533 Have a good night, all!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2020 12:54 AM (mNq/0)

534 Home again!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 12:54 AM (SchxB)

535 The reason why the Democrats keep everyone dumb is so they can get away with announcing shit like "flatten the curve" but THEN turn around and blame the total # of deaths on the sitting president with comparisons to Vietnam (good emotional persuasion mindgame with that one, I will give the DNC that).

Flattening the curve was never about reducing the # of corona deaths but slowing the rate at which they occur.

But if you raise a country of monkeys who get distracted by shiny things you can totally get away with shit like that. Good thing Trump is the Shiny Thing Master.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2020 12:58 AM (zInpC)

536 The Brit rules in that Sun piece linked in Quote 2 are a bit more relaxed than the ones here under Gov. Witless.

Posted by: geoffb at April 29, 2020 01:01 AM (zOpu5)

537 They will sit in the pile they rot.

If they wish to escalate death totals ...
If they wish to escalate tax revenue ...

Reap what they sow

Posted by: 20200429 at April 29, 2020 01:03 AM (3Te8P)

538 Justin Amash the choice of the CCP.

Posted by: geoffb at April 29, 2020 01:03 AM (zOpu5)

539 Considering taking a dump, putting it between 2 slices of rye, sticking it in a ziploc and mailing it to Inslee with a note telling him to eat the sandwich he made. Am I in violation of any Federal statutes? Horde legal advice accepted.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:04 AM (Z80AF)

540 Adolf Hitler in 1938?

My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the ____ to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

No, it's Bill de Bolshevik tonight at 9:35 PM

https://tinyurl.com/ya47djtb

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2020 01:05 AM (qAR6u)

541 >>Am I in violation of any Federal statutes?


Quite a few, actually.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2020 01:08 AM (7i/kX)

542 Good gravy, Frye is now owned by "Global Brands Group", formerly known as "Li and Fung".

Not surprising, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

*repurposes formerly favorite Frye boots into leather face masks with harness detail*

Posted by: Less stylish Miklos at April 29, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

543 No, it's Bill de Bolshevik tonight at 9:35 PM

I swear people are going to start shooting soon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:09 AM (Z80AF)

544

Over at theconservativetreehouse.com ,

With congress saying they will not be returning to work next week, it appears Kentucky representative Thomas Massie has decided to use the opportunity to expose Washington DC's biggest secret. Something 99% of American voters do not understand:

"If Congress isn't going to convene until there is a bill to vote on......

Then WHO the hell is writing the bill?"


Oh dear, he's telling secrets. You see, congress doesn't actually write legislation. The last item of legislation written by congress was sometime around the mid 1990's. Modern legislation is sub-contracted to K-Street.

Lobbyists write the laws; congress sells the laws; lobbyists then pay congress commissions for passing their laws. That's the modern legislative business in DC.

https://tinyurl.com/ybmyynhz

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 01:09 AM (sy5kK)

545 Can't use federal mail to commit a crime.

Upper tankers are as American as The Boston tea party

... ?

Posted by: Awe hell at April 29, 2020 01:11 AM (3Te8P)

546 Quite a few, actually.
Posted by: garrett

So your saying don't leave any prints, no return address and borrow the turd from the dog.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:12 AM (Z80AF)

547 So your saying don't leave any prints, no return address and borrow the turd from the dog.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

The Pup Who came in From the Cold

Posted by: Miklos LeCarre aka Smiley at April 29, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

548 509 Watched a surprisingly good series on Netflix. Its about a decade old but I'm just finding out it exists.
"Community"
Pretty good writing, and funny as hell.
Posted by: Menack at April 29, 2020 12:32 AM (buTO7)

^^ I am binging this with my daughter. Agree on all points.

Posted by: Iris at April 29, 2020 01:20 AM (6lKe4)

549 Can't use federal mail to commit a crime.

Ahem

can, may, should, could.

So fire all the Postal Inspectors.

Posted by: Miklos, admitted violator of the Mann Act at April 29, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

550 I will refused to wear the burka/mask

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:20 AM (+dLD3)

551 Refuse damn fat fingers

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:21 AM (+dLD3)

552 Pretty good writing, and funny as hell.
Posted by: Menack


Better than NCIS: ONT?

Posted by: Miklos, lawd now they killin' retards at April 29, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

553 Have to say, but am not saying, wouldn't mind seeing VC-DNC taking Vietnam-level losses

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2020 01:23 AM (ZurX1)

554 548 509 Watched a surprisingly good series on Netflix. Its about a decade old but I'm just finding out it exists.
"Community"
Pretty good writing, and funny as hell.
Posted by: Menack at April 29, 2020 12:32 AM (buTO7)

^^ I am binging this with my daughter. Agree on all points.
Posted by: Iris at April 29, 2020 01:20 AM (6lKe4)

Same guy who created Rick and Morty. Different but very similar in a lot of ways.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 01:24 AM (2DOZq)

555 Home again!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Jiggity Jig!

Posted by: Miklos, last native English speaker at April 29, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

556 Lousagirl, right there with you on masks.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2020 01:24 AM (ZurX1)

557
I just spent one of the more enjoyable hours or so link surfing, listening to songs from the 50's and 60's (when I grew up) and reminiscing.

What a privilege it was to have been born and come of age during that time. A totally different era, unspoiled by the bipedal diarrhea that walks among us now.

Big thanks, MH, for the link that started my journey.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2020 01:24 AM (KATBx)

558 539 Considering taking a dump, putting it between 2 slices of rye, sticking it in a ziploc and mailing it to Inslee with a note telling him to eat the sandwich he made. Am I in violation of any Federal statutes? Horde legal advice accepted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:04 AM (Z80AF)

Possible consequences. Maybe just send a can of that uniquely British food. Spotted Dick. Tell him to eat that.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 29, 2020 01:25 AM (e1mEI)

559 539 Considering taking a dump, putting it between 2 slices of rye, sticking it in a ziploc and mailing it to Inslee with a note telling him to eat the sandwich he made. Am I in violation of any Federal statutes? Horde legal advice accepted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


taco

Trust me

Posted by: Beto, formerly known as Beto at April 29, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

560 558 539 Considering taking a dump, putting it between 2 slices of rye, sticking it in a ziploc and mailing it to Inslee with a note telling him to eat the sandwich he made. Am I in violation of any Federal statutes? Horde legal advice accepted.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:04 AM (Z80AF)

Possible consequences. Maybe just send a can of that uniquely British food. Spotted Dick. Tell him to eat that.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 29, 2020 01:25 AM (e1mEI)

Good one but could make it better by shipping him a bag filled with 3 or 4 cans. Tell him to eat that.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 29, 2020 01:28 AM (2DOZq)

561 Better than NCIS: ONT?
Posted by: Miklos, lawd now they killin' retards at April 29, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

Alright, that's just funny.

I'm heading to bed, wife is already there, wish me luck!

Goodnight all.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 29, 2020 01:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

562
I looked up shit in the mail. It's legal per se. Fecal samples are sent through the mail all the time.

However, if the intent is to harass, then one runs afoul of the law. A famous case was some woman who sent cow manure to her neighbor. She got arrested on harassment charges.

So, you could send a shit sandwich, but it would have to be marked as containing human shit, and properly contained and sealed per postal regulations.

And still, if the intent was to harass, then it still runs afoul of the law.

If you didn't mark it and seal it properly, the feds could get you on charges related to that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 01:29 AM (f1Vqw)

563 Having carefully examined expert guidance and State Rules, it appears that one (1) monocle and an untrimmed moustache fulfill the requirements for Facial Coverings.

Posted by: Fully Compliant Miklos at April 29, 2020 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

564 And still, if the intent was to harass, then it still runs afoul of the law.

If you didn't mark it and seal it properly, the feds could get you on charges related to that.
Posted by: publius


MERDE!!

Posted by: protesting French farmers at April 29, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

565
There is an outfit called "poop senders" that will anonymously send dung from various animal species to the recipient of your choice. They follow all the regs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 01:31 AM (f1Vqw)

566 I don't personally know anyone who has tested positive for Covid. I do know multiple people who haven't worked since early March and the financial stress is beginning to show. I have a number of friends and family that are small business owners. None of them are ready to throw in the towel yet, but neither are they optimistic that their business will return to normal levels. Most of them are weighed down by their concerns for their employees and their families. But I don't know anyone who has tested positive for covid. I know several people who are waiting for surgeries that are now supposedly elective. One of them has been in severe pain for a month. But I don't know anyone who has tested positive for covid.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:34 AM (Z80AF)

567 Possible consequences. Maybe just send a can of that uniquely British food. Spotted Dick. Tell him to eat that.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


In Romanian, the word for carp is "crap"

You can buy it in cans.

The label says CRAP

Right there in big letters on the can

Posted by: Miklosescu at April 29, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

568 Guy started shit with me at deli, called his as out for getting in my personal space and mask below his nose

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:37 AM (+dLD3)

569 There is an outfit called "poop senders" that will anonymously send dung from various animal species to the recipient of your choice. They follow all the regs.
Posted by: publius

The ones who send envelopes full of glitter are even more eviler.

Posted by: Miklos, more envious than evil at April 29, 2020 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

570 He was pissed i talked shit about sisolak

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:38 AM (+dLD3)

571 If you didn't mark it and seal it properly, the feds could get you on charges related to that.
Posted by: publius

The rule of law has been suspended for me but not thee. Fook em. Maby I'll include a pic of Ted Kazinski with the note. That'll keep the Feds confused for awhile.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:39 AM (Z80AF)

572 Guy started shit with me at deli, called his as out for getting in my personal space and mask below his nose
Posted by: Lousagirl

Hope you explained that he only has a nose because you are a Nice Person

Posted by: Miklos, increasingly less anti-intolerant at April 29, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

573 DysfunctionalVeterans.com was selling bags of dicks that they would forward to the recipient of your choice, more or less anonymously....

my Winblows 7 PC is a POS and having conniptions loading the page, but you should be able to find i.

use a prepaid gift card to fund the purchase.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 01:40 AM (dlZr1)

574 Miklosescu

No local Romanian bodegas in Sock Monkey country.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:41 AM (Z80AF)

575 I am done with Nevada, getting the fuck out of here.
I was smart enough to see the writing on the wall, they joined that dumbass west coast pact, or whatever they call it

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:43 AM (+dLD3)

576 sick of this shit

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:46 AM (+dLD3)

577 No local Romanian bodegas in Sock Monkey country.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I may need to import several thousand of those.

40 foot container.

You may pre-order, and use the discount code *insert name of politician*

Posted by: MiklosianGlobalEliteCrap SRL at April 29, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

578 So much content! Robert Plant yum that top picture so excellent and that Maui brewery making hand sanitizer should be invited to the White House.
what a world.

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 29, 2020 01:49 AM (FJrl0)

579

I'm quite confident I got Chinavirus about the second week of last December.

I was exposed regularly in the Seattle area to Chinese, mostly in their 20's and 30's. Like just off the plane, and only one of the three of them speak English. And the one that does speak it, it sounds like perfect classroom trained English.

For three days I sweated at night pretty heavily, and had a dry cough, classic symptoms (I never sweat like that) and then I was ok. There are a lot of people like me in populated areas where outbreaks have occured. I never took any time off.

There is no question this virus has spread throughout the general urban population.

The Great Misleading continues. The damage continues. The failure of leadership at the state level continues.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)

580 Miklos, it was beyond bizarre every other person in the place was frozen in their fucking stupid masks in fear, And the guy I argued with was so fucking willing to enter his phone number on the key pad they told him to

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:49 AM (+dLD3)

581 So he half assed wore his mask and touched the keypad, ugggg

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:50 AM (+dLD3)

582 40 foot container.


Those we have around here. They're called mother-in-law houses.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:50 AM (Z80AF)

583
It's one thing to work across town and arrest a stranger for daring to take her kid to a park. It's another thing to do that to your neighbor or your wife's second cousin.

------

Yup. Like all people, cops know where their bread is buttered. If it's buttered by a rich, unaccountable union that's funded by City Hall, they'll act accordingly.

If they draw a county check directly from taxpayers who will cut their pay during a scandal, or maybe even shoot them during an excessive exercise of power, they'll make at least a desultory attempt to behave themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 01:51 AM (BOr8Z)

584

"Economic Intercourse around the world".


Geezuz, Joe.

Go away.

You're fuching senile.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 01:52 AM (sy5kK)

585 I am done with Nevada, getting the fuck out of here.

Any word on when your state's lockdown is supposed to end?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 01:52 AM (SchxB)

586 Those we have around here. They're called mother-in-law houses.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


So that's who comes over to pee behind the stunted shrub.

Posted by: Organic and free-range sustainable Miklos at April 29, 2020 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

587 566

your getting it....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 01:53 AM (kFkpX)

588 The label says CRAP

Right there in big letters on the can
Posted by: Miklosescu at April 29, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

-------

You Dacian grifters will be hearing from our IP attorneys. You won't get away with this.

Posted by: Dinty Moore at April 29, 2020 01:56 AM (BOr8Z)

589 562
I looked up shit in the mail. It's legal per se. Fecal samples are sent through the mail all the time.

However, if the intent is to harass, then one runs afoul of the law. A famous case was some woman who sent cow manure to her neighbor. She got arrested on harassment charges.

So, you could send a shit sandwich, but it would have to be marked as containing human shit, and properly contained and sealed per postal regulations.

And still, if the intent was to harass, then it still runs afoul of the law.

If you didn't mark it and seal it properly, the feds could get you on charges related to that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2020 01:29 AM (f1Vqw)


That's $2,500 of legal advice, easy.

I'm not paying that.

I already know that throwing around shit will cause you more shit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 01:56 AM (sy5kK)

590 Tis time.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 29, 2020 01:56 AM (KATBx)

591 But I took the food so if this shit is real Im completely a dumb ass
But at least Im not a fucking hypocrite

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:57 AM (+dLD3)

592 Found it. Nevada is supposed to open Friday, if the Governor doesn't pull some shithead move.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 01:58 AM (SchxB)

593 Blanco our governor got pissed off by someone stepping on his toes so may 15

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 01:58 AM (+dLD3)

594 your getting it....
Posted by: The Nightwatch

I got it the day Inslee the Ignorant shut this state down.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 01:58 AM (Z80AF)

595
If you want to mail a shit sandwich to someone and not get busted, make sure you have your Democrat Party membership paid up first.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)

596 You Dacian grifters will be hearing from our IP attorneys. You won't get away with this.
Posted by: Dinty Moore


It's ON!

Posted by: Sweet Sue's Chicken and Dumplings at April 29, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

597 Blanco my hubby is going to lose his retirement and we are probably going to lose our value in our home

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:00 AM (+dLD3)

598 I looked up shit in the mail. It's legal per se.

----

Sweet. We can keep selling B2C online... Didn't see that coming. Figured it would be an FTC violation!

We'll crank out orders on the double. Right after our bat-break, anyway.

Posted by: Harbor Freight Tools at April 29, 2020 02:01 AM (BOr8Z)

599 Blanco our governor got pissed off by someone stepping on his toes so may 15

Oh great, he's a crybaby.

AZ still doesn't know what our end date is. Ducey hasn't said. He's probably going to get hammered on conflict of interest accusations if he extends.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:01 AM (SchxB)

600 592 Found it. Nevada is supposed to open Friday, if the Governor doesn't pull some shithead move.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 01:58 AM (SchxB)



Is their peanutbrain NV Blue Guvnor still declaring that using HCQ is illegal for Covad use?

That's evil, Inslee is just stupid and small minded.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 29, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

601 Blanco my hubby is going to lose his retirement and we are probably going to lose our value in our home
Posted by: Lousagirl

Probably not.

In a year we'll be where we were six months ago.

Posted by: Meditations gy Miklos at April 29, 2020 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

602 579
I worked an Urgent Care where we tested multiple patients who presented "Classic Flu" symptoms and were (-) negative both A and B flu...hell yes this shit been around since December....so then, we are on lock down because of ....?

IT HAS BEEN OUT HERE SINCE DECEMBER 2019!!!

Ya all have been had............

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:03 AM (kFkpX)

603 I am numb to this shit gonna move so dont care at this point
God has me
We have a soft place to land
We are Blessed

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:04 AM (+dLD3)

604 Blanco my hubby is going to lose his retirement and we are probably going to lose our value in our home

That's terrible. And all in the name of "safety". And we already know the threat from this virus is completely overblown.

Totalitarian shitheels.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:05 AM (SchxB)

605 Blanco my hubby is going to lose his retirement and we are probably going to lose our value in our home
Posted by: Lousagirl

Prayers up for you and your family Lgirl.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...safety off at April 29, 2020 02:06 AM (Z80AF)

606 Ya all have been had............
Posted by: The Nightwatch

I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me

Posted by: Morning Norwegian Wood at April 29, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

607 Is their peanutbrain NV Blue Guvnor still declaring that using HCQ is illegal for Covad use?

NV Gov was the one who outlawed it by decree for the general populace but was found to be stockpiling, IIRC.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:06 AM (SchxB)

608 Blanco yes they are
Praying for President Trump
But my faith is in my Lord

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:07 AM (+dLD3)

609 I don't do this very often...

{{{ Lousagirl }}}


And no butt touch for once.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:08 AM (SchxB)

610 Thanks sock monkey
My neighbor is singing in to our Lord
May you live in interesting times

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:09 AM (+dLD3)

611 We have a soft place to land
We are Blessed
Posted by: Lousagirl


"Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? and one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father.

But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.

Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value than many sparrows."

Posted by: Brother Miklos, SJ at April 29, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)

612
Blanco my hubby is going to lose his retirement and we are probably going to lose our value in our home
Posted by: Lousagirl

Probably not.

In a year we'll be where we were six months ago.
Posted by: Meditations gy Miklos at April 29, 2020 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

I hope you're right.

The last time our betters reefed the ship of industry in '08, I watched the old man lose his shirt when AIG folded up. He's brilliant, and managed to rebuild it all and retire again.

Me? I don't particularly care about my long-term prospects. I've got to get the kids out in the world, and then die from stress. That's my cake, and anything better is icing.

But it would be some hell of a thing if it happened to him twice in a row.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 02:11 AM (BOr8Z)

613 Night all
I will be ok
Love all yall

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:12 AM (+dLD3)

614 "The average citizen has no idea how much the quality of their personal security is determined by how they treat other people."

-Wynn Duffy

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2020 02:13 AM (zInpC)

615 Brother Miklos
Indeed

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:13 AM (+dLD3)

616 And no butt touch for once.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Just my luck

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Posted by: call Junior Miklos Samples at BR-549 at April 29, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

617 606

Attempts at trying to distill what is presently happening to our country...and our world..into quaint ...simple Haiku

here ya go

squatting back yard

dumping on lawn

brisk hosing in morning

rectum clean

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:15 AM (kFkpX)

618 Just my luck

Never do butt touch on a married woman, unless she's married to you. That's where the bad luck usually starts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:16 AM (SchxB)

619 I'm out. Got three very busy work days ahead. Feels like management is pushing to get a bunch of stuff finished before the workforce shrinks again.

Good night!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:18 AM (SchxB)

620
Just my luck



Never do butt touch on a married woman, unless she's married to you. That's where the bad luck usually starts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 29, 2020 02:16 AM (SchxB)

---
and, if you ARE married, you already know not to try that with your wife, unless you want frostbite on tender parts.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 02:20 AM (dlZr1)

621 Posted by: The Nightwatch

So.

I guess we'll finally surrender after 30 years holding out in a cave on Guam.

Posted by: Lt. Hiroo "Miklos" Onoda at April 29, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

622 So hubby and I bought a really sweet home elsewhere and we have no worries except for my daughter and my babies
However she knows she always has a Home with us

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:21 AM (+dLD3)

623 621

Remember WHO was in the caves my friend.....not an American trait.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:21 AM (kFkpX)

624 think you meant TDS
href was There really... and since straight url, the pixy's say ah, no.

but, yes 'tis real

Posted by: micky at April 29, 2020 02:22 AM (3byMq)

625 And I am officially drunk and will say
I Love all yall aos folks

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:24 AM (+dLD3)

626 I always felt kind of bad for Wynn Duffy. He was competent middle management supervising idjits. The look of exasperation that seemed plastered to his face summed up the human condition.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 29, 2020 02:25 AM (H5knJ)

627 And I am officially drunk and will say
I Love all yall aos folks

Posted by: Lousagirl

Then you're supposed to say "I OFFICIALLY love yall aos folks"

Posted by: late nite grammar, syntax, and smothered Hash Brown editor Miklos at April 29, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

628 We...historically speaking...have a tendency to blow things up and kill our enemies until they quit....check yer history on that.

Maybe time to see where our subs are at....historically speaking of course...knowing that each one can take out an entire nation with 1 launch....but, you knew that....right?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:29 AM (kFkpX)

629 And I am officially drunk

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:24 AM (+dLD3)

--------

You're four and a half hours late. We're docking you half a day. Don't like it? Talk to the Union rep.

Posted by: AoS Hobo Meat & Substandard Shelves, LTD. at April 29, 2020 02:30 AM (BOr8Z)

630 And I am going to pray for all you good people
I have been reading this Strange beautiful blog for many years
I have poured my heart out to you and you have always been the kindest weirdest and best people/friends I have known
God Bless and I sincerely Love you mwaaaaaaa

Posted by: Lousagirl at April 29, 2020 02:30 AM (+dLD3)

631 Never do butt touch on a married woman, unless she's married to you. That's where the bad luck usually starts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura


The last time Joe tried that, it was a Teachable Moment.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, but an Ed.D. kinda bullshit at April 29, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

632 625

Baby.......have another on the house.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:32 AM (kFkpX)

633 You're four and a half hours late. We're docking you half a day. Don't like it? Talk to the Union rep.
Posted by: AoS Hobo Meat & Substandard Shelves

*Quiet discussion*

*minor violence, and threats thereof*

Take six weeks off with pay.

An' no worry about this soon to be used to be.

Posted by: "Knuckle Sandwich" Miklos, Teamsters shop steward at April 29, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

634 "SECURITY"""


TO THE FORE DECK!!!

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:37 AM (kFkpX)

635 "Requiem for an ONT", as re-purposed by self:


The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken-spun thread of our lost puns

Posted by: T. S. Eliot-Miklos at April 29, 2020 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

636 sorry.....

false alarm......return to your movies.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:52 AM (kFkpX)

637 From a link that was provided in post #291 in the quarantine thread. Very interesting if you want to really understand the ways of your opponents. #3 will SHOCK you!!!! Actually it kind of will if you didn't know it was an established propaganda/disinfo technique.
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

1. Strong, credible allegations of high-level criminal activity can bring down a government. When the government lacks an effective, fact-based defense, other techniques must be employed. The success of these techniques depends heavily upon a cooperative, compliant press and a mere token opposition party.

2. Dummy up. If it's not reported, if it's not news, it didn't happen.

3. Wax indignant. This is also known as the "How dare you?" gambit.

Posted by: linky at April 29, 2020 02:54 AM (BK4ag)

638 635

Hollywood?

yep thinking Hollywood....or Verdun...same same

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 02:56 AM (kFkpX)

639 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2020 02:56 AM (L2ZTs)

640 639

well...snuck that in

sleep well Steve

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 03:00 AM (kFkpX)

641 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Would like to know how much of $1200 Participation Trophy money was spent on tacos etc. as part of the Steve Spends Government Check on Cool Foods!!

You could even write a book...

Posted by: Miklos, non-vanity self published at April 29, 2020 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

642 641

He will never tell...

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 03:04 AM (kFkpX)

643 Posted by: "Knuckle Sandwich" Miklos, Teamsters shop steward at April 29, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

------

I was a Teamster once upon a time... they were actually pretty "hands-off," contrary to popular belief.

The Union I encountered that was actually violent and scary was the NEA. I never worked for them, thank G-d.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 03:07 AM (BOr8Z)

644 so much for going to bed early....

F you brain

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:14 AM (dlZr1)

645 I don't have to vote for a sexual assaulter in 2020 I am voting green party!

Posted by: raimondo at April 29, 2020 03:17 AM (t2eTH)

646 The Union I encountered that was actually violent and scary was the NEA. I never worked for them, thank G-d.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I know Older Lady Teachers who pay dues to NEA, because the Union pays for lawyers to defend teachers who are sued.

For example, when a 60 year old 110 pound female English teacher did not break up a classroom fight between two 220-250 pound football/basketball "student athletes".

The parents (probably had to go looking for the fathers) sued the teacher for not stopping them from injuring each other, getting expelled, and losing their college athletic scholarships and XXX millions in Pro Sportsball Moneys.

Posted by: Miklos, in re and pro se at April 29, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

647 Closet I ever came to a union was the Local 600 Cinematographers...they just wanted you to pony up a third of your earnings every year + an entry fee of 7,000 cash just to get your name in the book.

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 03:19 AM (kFkpX)

648 644

but you are always up late.....why the bitching?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 03:20 AM (kFkpX)

649 but you are always up late.....why the bitching?
Posted by: The Nightwatch


He is fulfilling prescriptions.

As was foretold.

Posted by: Calvinist Miklos, identifying as 'Pre-Ordained" at April 29, 2020 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

650 649

Really??? AntiPsychotics or Control stuff?...still need triplicate on the Controls.

Now I''m done.....

sleep well all..

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 29, 2020 03:27 AM (kFkpX)

651 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 03:32 AM (LPnfS)

652 The parents (probably had to go looking for the fathers) sued the teacher for not stopping them from injuring each other, getting expelled, and losing their college athletic scholarships and XXX millions in Pro Sportsball Moneys.

Posted by: Miklos, in re and pro se at April 29, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

---------

Yes, this is their power. They can always protect their members, no matter what happens, and it cuts both ways.

Good teachers who get compromised by our fucked up and bizarre system get a solid legal defense. But, so do bad ones.

At the bottom of the balance sheet, all of this is done to protect the enormous financial and political power of the NEA and its various subsidiary state organizations.

And it doesn't brook dissent.

When I was working at my Capitol building and anti-NEA demonstrations were taking place, we had the usual mix of conservative political activists and citizen demonstrators. But there would always be a contingent of masked protestors. Usually in kid-friendly masks like Disney characters.

I eventually figured out, from asking enough of them, that these were the actual teachers... they were afraid of of retribution from the Union. Physical retribution, or intimidation at their homes.That's a scary Union.

When I was a Union man, I was never actually afraid that they'd come to my home and try to hurt me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 03:33 AM (BOr8Z)

653 I was hoping to use tonight's Ocean Storm pic as a desktop, but not high enough resolution.

Ah well.

Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 03:34 AM (LPnfS)

654 That work safety picture has to be a photoshop, I can even imagine how the top guy would even get to that point???
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue

After the Ed Sullivan Show went off the air, The Flying Wallenda's started working construction.

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 03:34 AM (arJlL)

655 When I was a Union man, I was never actually afraid that they'd come to my home and try to hurt me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 03:33 AM (BOr8Z)


Dang! and I thought Vic was old ...

Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 03:35 AM (LPnfS)

656 Posted by: raimondo at April 29, 2020 03:17 AM (t2eTH)

---
so. you are instead voting to rape yourself.

how stereotypical stupid of you.

and intellectually dishonest at well, which is your MO.

#idiot

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:40 AM (dlZr1)

657 When I installed trusses, and probably did 75 jobs never stood on someone's back, and always was the up high in middle guy.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 29, 2020 03:40 AM (ZCEU2)

658 Of course you didn't Daffy, you can fly

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 03:44 AM (ZCEU2)

659 Going to make sausages and French toast and a side order of Advil.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 03:46 AM (ZCEU2)

660 Dang! and I thought Vic was old ...
Posted by: Adriane the Late Night Critic ... at April 29, 2020 03:35 AM (LPnfS)

----

LOL I was never dumb enough to trust the Teamster stewards, but they weren't scary either. They mostly showed up in my truck and annoyed me for awhile. That was about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2020 03:47 AM (BOr8Z)

661 i w*rked for a shitty hospital here in LA for awhile.

it was partially unionized (SEIU)

we were all due a raise in May, but the union thugs went on strike, over a holiday weeekend, of course, so they lost minimal pay.

i started handing out ant-union flyers, made on my time, and printed on my dime, and the scum weren't happy.

yeah, i was more than a bit snarky.

one day, one of the shp stewards made a not to vague threat to me, in a hallway.

i laughed, then, after w*rk, drove over to the local NLRB office and filed on her and them.

after that, when the thugs saw me walking down the halls towards them, they took an alternate route.

nothing actually came of it, but they didn't appreciate someone playing hardball with them.

the fed who read my flyers was, how to put this, amused?, that someone had the stones to circulate such things in a union shop.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:49 AM (dlZr1)

662

The Great Awakening is just around the corner me thinks.

A saying from way back when I worked in an environmental lab...
Good results take time.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 03:51 AM (aVY3U)

663 "If you suddenly found yourselves home-schooling, keep up the effort. Remember that it takes a lot, 30 maybe 45 minutes, to get as much education as a day in public school."

I put this on my facebutt, and someone I know IRL, a teacher, tells me how hard she is working.

I went to public school, and I have had a high number of bad teachers, and only a few good teachers. School only soured me on reading etc, such that I only ever learned to love reading during the summer. If my teachers worked hard, then their effort was wasted.

The future leaders will be home-schooled.

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 29, 2020 03:51 AM (LxTcq)

664 best part was, after months of "strikes", the union settled for the same raise we would have gotten months before, but, when the new contract expired, *everyone* would have to join the union.

oh yeah, and the raise didn't take effect until after the deal was sealed, so we all lost 3-4 months of increased pay.

F the SEIU and unions in general.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:51 AM (dlZr1)

665 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 03:51 AM (tiJzb)

666 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:52 AM (dlZr1)

667 !

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:52 AM (dlZr1)

668 BOOM!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:53 AM (dlZr1)

669 The NEA was formed in the 1800s but they were non-existent in the South until more recent times. When I went to school you never heard of a union shop in GA.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:53 AM (mpXpK)

670
Good
Morning Morons today is Wednesday, April 29, 2020.
On this day in 1967
Cassius Clay (aka Muhammad
Ali) was stripped of his boxing
title after refusing induction into the United States Army the
previous day. Basically he dodged the draft and got away with it
thanks to liberal courts.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:54 AM (mpXpK)

671 Let's try that again

Good Morning Morons today is Wednesday, April 29, 2020. On this day in 1967 Cassius Clay (aka Muhammad Ali) was stripped of his boxing title after refusing induction into the United States Army the previous day. Basically he dodged the draft and got away with it thanks to liberal courts.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:55 AM (mpXpK)

672 Fox's 'this day in history'.


https://tinyurl.com/ya8tj2wp

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:56 AM (mpXpK)

673 Fox does a detailed comparison of the differences between how the press is treating the lying scrunt who accused Kavanaugh of rape and the allegations against hair sniffing Biden's accuser. Personally I think the 3 networks should be reclassified as partisans of the Democrat Party and treated as such.



https://tinyurl.com/ya3ev4eh

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:56 AM (mpXpK)

674 And here is one of the biggest Democrat hypocrites.


https://tinyurl.com/ydfrx57q

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:56 AM (mpXpK)

675 McConnell says the next coronacrap bill will never pass the senate unless it has business liability protection.


https://tinyurl.com/y95umckr

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:57 AM (mpXpK)

676 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/yc8q5hdc



And that's it for today. Nothing out there today but KoronaKrap.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 03:57 AM (mpXpK)

677 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 03:52 AM (dlZr1)


Naow? With that Suthun accent, where are you from?

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 03:58 AM (Y8PSl)

678 Ah, Lebanese hashish.

Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 03:58 AM (2BZBZ)

679 Again Pa has a big jump in daily fatality since the Apr 24 removal.
+71, +45, +37,+47, today +119.
NJ had biggest total of the week +438 so gess their 2 weeks of declining numbers has to start over.
Wisconsin had +9 in last 24 hrs to 300 total, my County has 249 total +19.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)

680 And I still have not been able to log on to that IRS site to check stimulus status. Fox had an article that said some people who could not sign in tried filling out the info in "all caps" and were able to get on. I tried that and it didn't work either.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)

681 That Charlie Berens guy is funny.

Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 04:03 AM (2BZBZ)

682 Vic, Kristin Jellybrain is not a hypocrite. One first has to have principles to be a hypocrite. She's just a mouthy stream-of-consciousness blithering idiot -- without ever actually being conscious.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 04:04 AM (Y8PSl)

683
Gov scientist, whose experiment is running amok in the desert:
"...although, I am considering a career change."

Townie kid:
"My mom's got an opening at the diner."

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 04:06 AM (UVE/G)

684 Went to walmart near mom's yesterday. "This way" arrows on floor, and "do not enter this way" stop sign shaped stickers on ends of the aisles. Not many were paying attention to them.

They even had the aisle that leads to the pharmacy line marked the wrong direction!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:07 AM (tiJzb)

685 So, yesterday I found out the U.S. Treasury is sending me a check. Going out on Friday. I also found out my brother's stimulus was put into his bank account this morning. I checked and yes the money is there.
Why the fuck do I have to hassle with a check? Especially because I a getting on a plane tomorrow for a two-week vacay.
Fucking rat bastards.

Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 04:07 AM (2BZBZ)

686 And I still have not been able to log on to that IRS site to check stimulus status. Fox had an article that said some people who could not sign in tried filling out the info in "all caps" and were able to get on. I tried that and it didn't work either.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)


I was quite surprised I got my check last week. And I'm on Social Security Disability and haven't paid Federal taxes in quite a while.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)

687

Morning Mlii,

Read down yesterday when I got back and saw your comment about subscribing to TN channel.

Thank you for the kind remarks.
For a little insight, the frontman, the bass player on the Dashboard Believer cd and I make up the trio I'm in.

Sadly, TN is no more.
Stupid, saggin-fraggin, liberal lead player.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:08 AM (aVY3U)

688 I don't understand the finger rape thing. It's just so hateful and demeaning.
But then, that's Uncle Joe.

Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 04:09 AM (2BZBZ)

689 Very late joining and don't know who is still up. Spent several hours countering the absolutely ignorant Karen-like posts on ND about Abbott's "opening up" (which I think is timid--however, they did nullify the wretched "order" of our ignunt Judge Hidalgo).

so no required masks though of course "suggested". Most of the people that wear them don't wear them correctly, or they are loose, so they touch their faces and masks. And ask em if they ever sanitize them after wearing...NOT

On that subject read today that a study showed that infection requires multiple contacts in confined places (think subways, cramped houses and nursing homes). The nursing home aspect is truly scandalous.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 04:09 AM (ybC9u)

690 >>Going to make sausages and French toast and a side order of Advil.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 03:46 AM (ZCEU2)

Uh-oh. Back still giving you problems?

This damp weather is making me feel my age + some

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:10 AM (tiJzb)

691 One other thing that might be helpful to someone. A bunch of physicians created a good article with accompanying table to use in their letter to Gov Ducey regarding request that hydroxychloraquine treatment be allowed.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7y8amx

Impressive work. There are a bunch of docs getting militant now.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 04:12 AM (ybC9u)

692 so no required masks though of course "suggested". Most of the people that wear them don't wear them correctly, or they are loose, so they touch their faces and masks. And ask em if they ever sanitize them after wearing...NOT

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 04:09 AM (ybC9u)


I wear the Old West bank robber kerchief on my face. If we're going to have Health Security Shutdown Theater, I'll wear a prop costume.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 04:13 AM (Y8PSl)

693

So, feeling like you're about to turn 29 then?

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:14 AM (aVY3U)

694 So, the check is going to arrive while I am gone and gather dust until I get back.

Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 04:14 AM (2BZBZ)

695

@691 -

Annnd here comes that earworm again.
But it's okay. It's a happy little earworm.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:17 AM (aVY3U)

696 >>So, feeling like you're about to turn 29 then?
Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:14 AM (aVY3U)

Ha! Something like that.

Will your new trio put your music on youtube? Keep us posted!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:18 AM (tiJzb)

697
Naow? With that Suthun accent, where are you from?

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 03:58 AM (Y8PSl)

----
south of ahe Mason-Dixon line here in Lost Angels, #Failifornia...

and, for me, it's a Usenet thing, from back when t3h Intarwebz were young, free and fun.

/me wipes a tear in memory of what once was

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 04:18 AM (dlZr1)

698 Its a back side muscle, rolling over all night woke me up.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:21 AM (ZCEU2)

699 688
I don't understand the finger rape thing. It's just so hateful and demeaning.
But then, that's Uncle Joe.


Posted by: JAS at April 29, 2020 04:09 AM (2BZBZ)

If it is non-consensual most States call it rape.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 04:21 AM (mpXpK)

700 >> Its a back side muscle, rolling over all night woke me up.
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:21 AM (ZCEU2)

Ouch. Hopefully the french toast/sausage/advil combo will help.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:24 AM (tiJzb)

701 Old veterans home in MA has 70 dead from the coronacrap. Somebody needs to go to jail for this.


https://tinyurl.com/yba3s8zf

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 04:28 AM (mpXpK)

702
"I wear the Old West bank robber kerchief on my face"
Hey Rickz,, i was going to wear a feminine hygiene stick on

and dye it red,, just for grins after getting the stink eye for wearing
nothing..

But I just stopped going to the local one on ol peeps days.. the intown one
is less crowded and bigger store.

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:29 AM (LfHBm)

703
lol. teej, I did find the TN channel yesterday; so far my favorite song is Memphissipi. Shame about that guy.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 04:31 AM (UVE/G)

704

Oh girl, the trio is not "new."
Was together beginning of 93 to end of 96, predating True North.
Got back together again about 4 years ago.
If we ever get our backsides back in the studio, yes, we'll put some stuff up.
Maybe before. Good friend has bought some great gear and can do live audio/vid recordings. Said he'd come out and record us and put em up on his channel. Will run that by the guys next Thur.
Might be a while though. We haven't even practiced since early March.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:31 AM (aVY3U)

705
C'mon, man... I remember when a finger was made of chicken and pussy was for cats. First time I ever smelled hair was in Delaware. Wilmington. Best town in Maryland, we all know it is. Amirite?

Anyway, you do you, America. As long as that doesn't mean being first, because that would be lonely. And nobody comes to visit me here as it is.

Posted by: Your Next President, By Gum! at April 29, 2020 04:31 AM (BOr8Z)

706 thanks for the reminder to check...

my helicopter monies landed at midnight!

WOOT!

too bad i'm going to do sensible things with the $$, instead of going to the toy store and buying gubs.

this adult shit gets old in a hurry

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 04:36 AM (dlZr1)

707 But I just stopped going to the local one on ol peeps days.. the intown one
is less crowded and bigger store.

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:29 AM (LfHBm)


The one I'm heading off to this morning for Old Fart's Hour has a doorman checking ID's, like some exclusive nightclub. I now spend more time in the checkout line than I do shopping.

One store (I have four in walking distance near me) requires a mask AND gloves. Such bullshit.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 04:37 AM (Y8PSl)

708 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 29, 2020 04:37 AM (Dhht7)

709

Mornin' Gooshy, I like that one too.
That cd was recorded at Gary's house, mixed by the keyboard player at his house and then mastered by some guy in Nashville or Memphis by a guy who does 'everyone's' stuff.
And that's Gary doing that picking on the intro and through the song.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:38 AM (aVY3U)

710 This is Brilliant Biden and I was talking to Code Pink's Jodie Evans or Stacey Abrams I can't remember. I am lost, Ms O'Malley take over. Hi, this Jen O'Malley Dillon and Biden was horrified to learn that two bicep buff doctors from California were getting more camera time than him. Worse, one of the doctors looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He talked about ending Democrat Newsom's lock down. Although I was looking at his budging arms he made some logical comments about how it was bad to stay indoors all day, not getting sun light and vitamin D, becoming depressed and lower your immune system. Well, that is why we have this lock-down to keep the Serfs inside watching Joe Biden on TV 24 hours a day. More alarmingly, this buff doctor said the lock-down was not useful, Dr. Falsies was reading stale reports, and that 94 percent of people who get covid19 flu recover quickly. I'll admit the buff doctor's look hot but their video has be banned and is Archived on the Internet under the title COVID-19 Press Conference (in April of 2020) with Dr. Dan Erickson and Dr. Artin Massihi of Accelerated Urgent Care in Bakersfield, California. This could hurt Trump but also harms Democrat Newsom. I like buff guys but I hate them. I am so confused.

Posted by: BidensBrainTrust at April 29, 2020 04:38 AM (ZA5QI)

711 Might be a while though. We haven't even practiced since early March.
Posted by: teej

How do you expect to get to Carnegie Hall ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)

712 americanthinker.com/coronavirus ushers in a subterranean dystopia
https://tinyurl.com/y9pwxqej

I said when they are serous about quarantine and shut down the rat infested subways then I will be also.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)

713

" requires a mask AND gloves. Such bullshit.

Posted by: RickZ"
Yeah that way they can not clean and deny responsibility if you do

catch it from them... our stores require masks for employees but not
customer or vendors..

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:41 AM (LfHBm)

714 Morning MLii... 34 going to SIXTY TWO.....bright sun and I have
to sleep it away....we then get over a week of rain

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:44 AM (LfHBm)

715 I said when they are serous about quarantine and shut down the rat infested subways then I will be also.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)


They can't shut down the subways. They are homeless hotels on wheels. Funny thing, and there's news reports video, even the homeless are 'social distancing' themselves in the cars.

But I agree with you, if the subways are running, things must not be that bad. Besides, if this COVID-1984 shit was as bad as they say it is, where are the homeless bodies piling up on the streets? If there's ever a 'vulnerable' population who don't wash their hands a zillion times a day, it's the homeless.

Posted by: RickZ at April 29, 2020 04:46 AM (Y8PSl)

716 55 here, beanervt! Very Foggy. Going down(!) to 50. Cloudy, rainy.

We had some monster storms here last evening. Even the cats were freaked out

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:48 AM (tiJzb)

717
''Old veterans home in MA has 70 dead"
yeah Vic the majority of Deaths here were in Ol folks rehab/homes.
but there's nary a word why...

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:49 AM (LfHBm)

718 The county bus system is running in Milw. Apparently only 10 people allowed on, and they have to enter and exit the bus from the back.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:50 AM (tiJzb)

719
C'mon, man... why don't you act like Paul Ryan? The scam only works if you take a dive. Damn, where am I? Candy? Hey, Crowley! Repeat the question, fat!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden in a Debate with TrumpBiden Debates Trump at April 29, 2020 04:50 AM (BOr8Z)

720 RickZ along with sharing body fluids in food scraps, drinks, clothing items

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)

721 The county bus system is running in Milw. Apparently only 10 people allowed on, and they have to enter and exit the bus from the back.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Because the driver keeps farting !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 04:51 AM (arJlL)

722

Gary and I being very protective of a 70+ yo bass player who has heart condition stuff, JT.
We love him/each other like brothers.

Besides, Carnegie Hall?
That would mean famous,,, or semi so.
We'd all say no thanks.
Give us the wineries, breweries and small town festivals where we can connect with real folks.

We're "Midwestern",,, which will be on our cd.

I like my chickens fried, my apples pied
A bowl of gravy on the side
Cholesterol that's certified deadly

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:51 AM (aVY3U)

723

"Even the cats were freaked out"
Yeah MLii,, teh cats can feel it... plus they like to freak out just of GP.....

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 04:51 AM (LfHBm)

724 Something is going on with my tablet and shows up in two ways, no sound on my alarm and when that happens videos don't play .

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:53 AM (ZCEU2)

725 We had some pretty bad storms roll through last night, and an arthritis flare up woke me early. Get moving, get coffee, morning handful of pills waiting for the right time, and I have gubbmint money in the account. 10% tithing to PDT's reelection fund on the way! Redirection of taxpayers money, as the democrats are so fond of.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 29, 2020 04:53 AM (C1Lsn)

726 Gov. Evers is generously reopening State Parks and trails on Friday, with limited hours. And don't forget, you still need your park sticker to enter.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:54 AM (tiJzb)

727 Do you need to reboot it, Skip? When my phone goes wonky that's what fixes it for me.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 04:56 AM (tiJzb)

728 726 State parks here are reopening, but you have to be an Arkansas resident to enter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 29, 2020 04:56 AM (C1Lsn)

729 Emperor Wolf is allowing private parks and campgrounds but I think the state owned are still to be closed.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 04:57 AM (ZCEU2)

730

Gonna ease on out for a while.
Don't take any wooden nickels and thanks, best group on the site.
Y'all, and a handful of others, would make a great meet-up.

Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:57 AM (aVY3U)

731 >>We're "Midwestern",,, which will be on our cd.

I like my chickens fried, my apples pied
A bowl of gravy on the side
Cholesterol that's certified deadly
Posted by: teej at April 29, 2020 04:51 AM (aVY3U)

That sounds like the makings of a song...


Have a good day TeeJ! ( I type it that way so that I remember to say "Tee Jay" )

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 05:00 AM (tiJzb)

732
"my tablet and shows up in two ways, no sound on my alarm"
Must be energy saver for deaf mode.... just kiddin I'd do like
Tech MLii suggested and maybe let the batt go flat too

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:01 AM (LfHBm)

733 Emperor Wolf is allowing private parks and campgrounds but I think the state owned are still to be closed.
Posted by: Skip

But we STILL have to wear a mask in public !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 05:01 AM (arJlL)

734 It was doing it since Sunday, turned it off leaving for work , was fine whan got home but though has been on all night not working again.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

735 724 Skip, when that happens, I turn it upside down and shake it. Oh, wait, that's my etch-a-sketch. I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at April 29, 2020 05:02 AM (C1Lsn)

736
Skip, check for updates, if you ain't already.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 05:03 AM (UVE/G)

737
The blaxploitation flick Black Caesar
is just ending on TCM.






Lot of violence, n-word dropping, and
nekkid women in trash filled 1973 NYC.






Awesome.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2020 05:03 AM (ufFY8)

738 Morning, Horde

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2020 05:05 AM (NGm/n)

739 736 Right on the updates. My phone will have an update jamboree on occasion, doing maybe a dozen or so and everything goes south for awhile until completed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 29, 2020 05:06 AM (C1Lsn)

740 Imagine if pretty much any government executive in the country had said, "Hey, I'm going to lock my jurisdiction down for weeks, err, months on end because China has eighty virus cases." Imagine if Trump had merely *recommended* it. "You're a loony! You're a tyrant! #Resist!"

Posted by: Rich.DeCamp at April 29, 2020 05:06 AM (bFfr9)

741 Noted yesterday evening the mask thing at work is getting lax, of course I am helping that.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:10 AM (ZCEU2)

742 I'm late. Going to get stopped by the 4:15 train if I don't leave now. I hear it's whistle at the crossing abt 5 miles away

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 29, 2020 05:10 AM (tiJzb)

743 maybe i should try the going to sleep shit again...

just because it didn't w*rk about 2400 doesn't mean it won't @ 0200.

or i could pound a few more drinks....and then try.



hasta y;all!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 29, 2020 05:11 AM (dlZr1)

744 We are at I think 6 weeks of businesses being shut down, failures are going to start piling up. My two favorites the used book store and donut shop I fear the most.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

745 Just restarted tablet and put on timer. Thinking its going to work this time, but only.

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

746 amgreatness.com/our dress rehearsal for a police state
https://tinyurl.com/y97asww7
Dennis Prager's weekly column

And alarm worked, will it 2nd time?

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)

747

"or i could pound a few more drinks....and then try. redc1c4,"

Or you could count your chickens before they hatch....or is it
sheep a jumpin or summin....

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:24 AM (LfHBm)

748 Greetings, Horde, from St. George, UT. No dragons in sight. Me and the doggie are safely ensconced in a room at the Mot L 6. About 9 hours on the road today. Weather and road conditions excellent, except for construction zones. The A/C in the 'burb continues to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:27 AM (0gCWK)

749 And videos come right up.
Oh well got to hit the road, have fun guys

Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2020 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)

750 Enough content.

I'm going to go putter in the yard s bit.

Be good, or don't get caught.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2020 05:29 AM (NGm/n)

751
", from St. George, UT."

Hey AOP,, first saw that and thought you were here...next town over is
St. George VT....how was traffic out in zombie land??

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:36 AM (LfHBm)

752 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:27 AM (0gCWK)

===

Last time I was in UT no one would rent us a room because Mrs. Franpsycho and I were not married yet. We had to drive well into the morning into NV to sleep.

Gave a safe trip.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 05:39 AM (EZebt)

753 Skip, that last photo is for you.

Posted by: m at April 29, 2020 05:41 AM (MIg60)

754 Hey AOP,, first saw that and thought you were here...next town over is
St. George VT....how was traffic out in zombie land??

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:36 AM (LfHBm)

Traffic was pretty light, but a decent number of trucks on the road. Some boy racers zooming through Lost Wages at a high rate of knots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:44 AM (0gCWK)

755
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2020 05:47 AM (mht8P)

756 Last time I was in UT no one would rent us a room because Mrs. Franpsycho and I were not married yet. We had to drive well into the morning into NV to sleep.

Gave a safe trip.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 05:39 AM (EZebt)

Heh. The Mormon Morality Meshugginahs. Just me and the dog here. I expect I will make it to Helena, MT. tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:48 AM (0gCWK)

757
A lawyer in the NEKingdom pulled a gun on a store clerk who
told her to stop messing with the "social distancing" sign....
stress level 9

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:48 AM (LfHBm)

758 4 I miss the duck slide.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 28, 2020 10:01 PM (+oVP5)

https://tinyurl.com/yaagjnye

Posted by: m at April 29, 2020 05:49 AM (MIg60)

759 Old veterans home in MA has 70 dead from the coronacrap. Somebody needs to go to jail for this.

https://tinyurl.com/yba3s8zf
Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 04:28 AM (mpXpK)

===

You might be right. Skilled nursing facilities are stuffed with frail elderly, but it sounds like the staff were not trained or prepared to cope with mass infection.

They should be, because they have to manage things like c.diff. and norovirus all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 05:49 AM (EZebt)

760 You might be right. Skilled nursing facilities are stuffed with frail elderly, but it sounds like the staff were not trained or prepared to cope with mass infection.

They should be, because they have to manage things like c.diff. and norovirus all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 05:49 AM (EZebt)

I think the big dirty secret is that all too many "nursing homes" are just warehouses for old people to die in, staffed by poorly paid unqualified drones who don't give a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:55 AM (0gCWK)

761
" poorly paid unqualified drones who don't give a shit. AOP"

winner winner chicken dinner... high percent of deaths here were from
nursing/rehabs for the elderly..in NY cuomo was sending the covid's

to the nursing homes which led to humongous deaths there..

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 05:59 AM (LfHBm)

762 I think the big dirty secret is that all too many "nursing homes" are just warehouses for old people to die in, staffed by poorly paid unqualified drones who don't give a shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 05:55 AM (0gCWK)

===

Certainly a broad spectrum in quality, there are many that are oriented toward short term post acute, rehabilitation care and very good quality. And yes, long term care hellholes, typically funded by Medicaid and Medicare. There has been no viable long term care solution for indigent elders including veterans. So, hellholes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2020 06:02 AM (EZebt)

763 In a sane world, Cuomo would go to the gallows for that. How does it differ materially from Hitler's Aktion T4 program?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 06:02 AM (0gCWK)

764 RickZ,
going to bed picturing your Old West bandanna--YEE HAW. Drive 'em nuts.
If they make you wear gloves you could draw lassos on em too.

Will dream about an ONT posse to drive out the buggering Karens and junior fascists.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 06:06 AM (ybC9u)

765 Will dream about an ONT posse to drive out the buggering Karens and junior fascists.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 06:06 AM (ybC9u)

A Darth Vader mask would be very cool, too. Especially if it contained an amp and speaker to make one's breathing sounds much, much louder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 06:09 AM (0gCWK)

766 763...In a sane world Cuomo would go to the gallows...

Too right AOP. This is the other side of this that is truly tragic. All the energy used to rope off store aisles and come up with ways to spend us blind would have been FAR better spent developing safe and effective ways to limit spread in nursing homes. There are some that have managed it by creating "zones within zones" with assigned staff, and very tight checks on staff and limiting vendors.

Almost makes one wonder if that wasn't the plan to begin with---lower costs for medical treatment for the very elderly and those with longstanding diseases--meanwhile scare the heck out of everyone else so we cave to "Medicare for All".

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 06:11 AM (ybC9u)

767 Well, my beer can got empty, and it is getting very late here. 3:10 AM by my watch, but 4:10 Mountain Daylight time. So, time to get some sleep. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2020 06:13 AM (0gCWK)

768 AOP,...a "Darth Vader mask".

YES to that. Esp. if you could rig it with "Karen...I am the ghost of Christmas past..."

Posted by: groovygirl at April 29, 2020 06:13 AM (ybC9u)

769
The #BorisBaby has arrived!

Posted by: MHK at April 29, 2020 06:14 AM (iQIUe)

770 Good morning.
About an inch of "showers" fell last night with another inch of "partly cloudy" showing for today.
I guess the weather computer model is a tad off.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

771 Thank you Lord for another day.

And Claritin.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 06:16 AM (xqwo/)

772 770 Good morning.
About an inch of "showers" fell last night with another inch of "partly cloudy" showing for today.
I guess the weather computer model is a tad off.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

I wasn't sure I would be able to mow the lawn last night because the weatherapp was predicting rain. Cut it all and nary a drop.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 06:21 AM (xqwo/)

773 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 29, 2020 06:24 AM (NeD6B)

774 I wasn't sure I would be able to mow the lawn last night because the weatherapp was predicting rain. Cut it all and nary a drop.
Posted by: jsg

Looks like I won't be able to mow until Friday. With all the rain we had, I may need to bale it too.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

775 Wife was born in PA and talked to her father last night. Said their wacky LePetomane may try to keep everything closed until the fall.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 06:28 AM (xqwo/)

776 Looks like I won't be able to mow until Friday. With all the rain we had, I may need to bale it too.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

Yeehaa! Hoedown at Bruce's !

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 06:29 AM (xqwo/)

777

" I may need to bale it too.

Posted by: Bruce"
Same here it's like ankle high now and we're showing rain thru
tues and I don't even have the batt charged...

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 06:30 AM (LfHBm)

778
The left is apoplectic, of course. Maybe they'll pull an Andrew Sullivan & dedicate an entire blog to climbing into the new mother's womb.

#BORISBABY

Posted by: MHK at April 29, 2020 06:33 AM (iQIUe)

779 Same here it's like ankle high now and we're showing rain thru
tues and I don't even have the batt charged...
Posted by: beanervt

We did get to mow Thursday. We've had about a quarter inch daily since Saturday. Last night and today I think we'll be in the ankle deep zone too.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

780 Justin Amash? Bah, humbug!

On May 1 & 2, the Constitution Party will be having its convention by phone to pick their Presidential candidate and it might be Don Blankenship.

Federal judge John Copenhaver has allowed his defamation suit against big media and political organizations can proceed.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6jrm7x

Get out the popcorn!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 29, 2020 06:39 AM (EMi53)

781 Study: 56% of Liberal Women Under Age 30 Have Been Diagnosed as Mentally Ill
_________

Unfortunately I can't find the link (because it came at a time I was far to quick to bookmark items), but there was an interesting interview with Lukianoff (sp?) a few years ago in which he pretty much said that the way we are teaching kids is, effectively, exactly what we'd do if we wanted to make them mentally ill.

It seemed plausible to me. If I ever find it, I'll point it out here.

Of course, the way "depression" gets throw around, as an illness, simpliciter, is also questionable. Some years ago my doctor spoke to me, wondering if I had it. For God's sake, my wife had just had her 2nd heart attack. There are times the situation is just objectively depressing. You get through it.

Remember, on our side, how we felt after election night in 2008 and 2012. And we didn't even like McCain or Romney.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 06:41 AM (ZbwAu)

782 Remember, on our side, how we felt after election night in 2008 and 2012. And we didn't even like McCain or Romney.
Posted by: Eeyore

The Atlantic has an article from 2018 "The Coddling of the American Mind is Speeding Up"
Is that the one?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

783 Gregory shopping used to be somewhat tolerable, but yesterday is was sad...Everyone looked upset and just wanted to get away. I still have trouble with the checkout. Sir! step back behind the line! But she had no customers, why? Only come forward to pay when I tell you.....no thankyou, just move along....

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2020 06:48 AM (TOwRr)

784 I've been retired for 10 years.
This morning I woke up thinking it was Sunday. This damn lockdown has got to stop.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

785
"Study: 56% of Liberal Women Under Age 30 Have Been Diagnosed as Mentally Ill"
Well I hear that Liberalism IS A Mental Disease so it should be
100% of the cucks and karens...

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 06:49 AM (LfHBm)

786 >>> Same here it's like ankle high now and we're showing rain thru tues and I don't even have the batt charged...

"How high's the water, Mama?"

"Three feet high and rising."

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2020 06:49 AM (NGm/n)

787 Wife was Karen'd the other day.
After picking placing her olive oil in the cart, my wife wanted the salt on the other side of the aisle. Karen was behind her, so my wife stood off to the side behind her cart so Karen could go by.

"Just so you know, the aisle are one way!"
My wife, replies "Yes I know that, I was standing back so you could go past"

Karen, "Oh"

My wife started laughing thinking how the conversation would have happened had I been with her

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)

788 Gregory shopping used to be somewhat tolerable,

---------

I haven't seen a decent Gregory in years. And the prices! Can't even get decent Ebay knockoffs anymore.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 06:53 AM (UVE/G)

789 Something of interest:

https://tinyurl.com/ycjdexhz

Not sure exactly how much I closely agree with, but he sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 06:53 AM (ZbwAu)

790 Bonjour fappeurs!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 06:53 AM (NWiLs)

791

""Three feet high and rising."

Yeah Fluffy,, I'll need a scythe or a goat by the time it quits raining..

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 06:54 AM (LfHBm)

792 Gregory shopping used to be somewhat tolerable,


You should go to Gregory's are us!
Your one stop shopping for Gregory's!!

We're all in this together

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

793 Pretty nasty down here by NASA. Gusting to about 50 and heavy rain.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 29, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

794 782 Remember, on our side, how we felt after election night in 2008 and 2012. And we didn't even like McCain or Romney.
Posted by: Eeyore

The Atlantic has an article from 2018 "The Coddling of the American Mind is Speeding Up"
Is that the one?
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)
_______

Not exactly the same, but what I was thinking of was a later extension of some of those themes.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 29, 2020 06:56 AM (ZbwAu)

795 Whats craziest is that the mentally ill people are so widely dispersed in society. And their illnesses are actively supported by oligarchs and judges. The rest of us shake our heads and keep trying to live halfway normal lives while embryonic mass murderers write essays in the NYTimes about "just socialism" and the need to allow pedophiles access to elementary schools.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 29, 2020 06:56 AM (NVYyb)

796 We're all in this together
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

Grrr...Makes me want to cockpunch the next person I hear say it out loud.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (xqwo/)

797 Good morning! Got a tee time at 0800 and it's gonna be warm and sunny, with just a little breeze. Veeery exciting!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (Ds0hh)

798
You should go to Gregory's are us!

Hhmmph. Cheap Chinese crap. Neighbor had to return his; it was actually a Wang.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (UVE/G)

799 We are thinking about a trip to the 40 minute away fish wholesalers.

Wife has a hankering for shrimp, and they have fresh gulf coast.
She says no more of the Asian farm raised crap for her.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

800 Grrr...Makes me want to cockpunch the next person I hear say it out loud.
Posted by: jsg

It does make me long for the days of tampon, adult diapers, and feminine itch med commercials.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

801 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Posted by: Colin at April 29, 2020 06:59 AM (TOwRr)

802 Wife has a hankering for shrimp, and they have fresh gulf coast.
She says no more of the Asian farm raised crap for her.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

That is the most shellfish story I have read yet about not staying home.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:00 AM (xqwo/)

803

"a little breeze. Veeery exciting!"
You slap some balls out there Crotchety... whoops that don't sound
quite right...

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 07:00 AM (LfHBm)

804
It does make me long for the days of tampon, adult diapers, and feminine itch med commercials.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

Heh. Yes. Yes it does.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:01 AM (xqwo/)

805 That is the most shellfish story I have read yet about not staying home.
Posted by: jsg

Well, it is raining, so I get a car wash out of it too!!

Winning

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

806 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:02 AM (zRJXx)

807 797 Good morning! Got a tee time at 0800 and it's gonna be warm and sunny, with just a little breeze. Veeery exciting!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2020 06:57 AM (Ds0hh)

Sink a 30 foot sidewinder for us.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:03 AM (xqwo/)

808 Wife is really pissed now,
her soaps are reruns because the WooHoo has shut down productions.

OMG!

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

809 Good morning! Got a tee time at 0800 and it's gonna be warm and sunny, with just a little breeze. Veeery exciting!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Ohhh mannnnnn!

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

810 Mornin VIA. And a fine mornin' it is.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:04 AM (xqwo/)

811 Seems odd to realize that according to Johns Hopkins, almost one out of every three cases of Wu-Flu in the entire world is right here in the United States.


That is, if you trust the data being provided.



Figure the odds......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:04 AM (zRJXx)

812
Grrr...Makes me want to cockpunch the next person I hear say it out loud.

The Onion Movie trailer. Steven Segall segment.
Also the pop singer....ah, hell, I'll post the link. brb

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 07:05 AM (UVE/G)

813

"her soaps are reruns because the WooHoo"

Shit will be opening fast if the wymons soaps watchers

union gets on the political critters...

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 07:05 AM (LfHBm)

814 808 Wife is really pissed now,
her soaps are reruns because the WooHoo has shut down productions.

OMG!
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

Like sand through the hourglass, these are the reruns of coronavirus.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:06 AM (xqwo/)

815 Morning, jsg.

I see that along side the South Carolina highway signs shifting from 'Stay Home' to 'be careful out there', that our communities signs that originally said to stay home have also been changed to basically say to be smart while being out and about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:07 AM (zRJXx)

816 815 Morning, jsg.

I see that along side the South Carolina highway signs shifting from 'Stay Home' to 'be careful out there', that our communities signs that originally said to stay home have also been changed to basically say to be smart while being out and about.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:07 AM (zRJXx)

Excellent news, that.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:10 AM (xqwo/)

817 ""her soaps are reruns because the WooHoo"


Watched the last, series ending episode of 'Rat Patrol' on youtube last night.


With a very young Hans Gudegast (Eric Braeden).

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:10 AM (zRJXx)

818 Soaps are good for your hands.............takes the shit right off.

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:10 AM (5IHGB)

819 Scary that some of our population has arrived at exactly the same point aversge Soviets were in the early '80s..resigned to only make quiet wry jokes about the government and nothing else.

Even scarier that a big chunk of our population has transformed into self-appointed secret police. Not overnight, though. The urge was always there. This just gave it an excuse for them to let it out.

Posted by: Citizen at April 29, 2020 07:11 AM (ldmQR)

820 819 Scary that some of our population has arrived at exactly the same point aversge Soviets were in the early '80s..resigned to only make quiet wry jokes about the government and nothing else.

Even scarier that a big chunk of our population has transformed into self-appointed secret police. Not overnight, though. The urge was always there. This just gave it an excuse for them to let it out.
Posted by: Citizen at April 29, 2020 07:11 AM (ldmQR)

We have been playing a nationwide game of Who Goes Nazi. We lost.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:12 AM (NWiLs)

821 Reading a report of another big house party in Chicago. I wonder how many aren't reported. Yet us shmoes out here 40 miles away are expected to shelter in place because of the flu deaths in Chicago..

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

822
Two things the Left will push, simultaneously:

1) Trump has destroyed the economy!

2) Everyone needs to stay at home!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2020 07:13 AM (mht8P)

823

Steven Segall in
Cockpuncher

3rd or 4th segment, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/yapjh3ns

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 07:13 AM (UVE/G)

824 With a very young Hans Gudegast (Eric Braeden).
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I've been watching those too.
Eric Braeden is Victor on the Young and Restless. Wife had been watching that since it began.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

825 mornin yall. Horrible dream last light, I was back in college.

Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2020 07:15 AM (Tnijr)

826 Steven Segall in
Cockpuncher

3rd or 4th segment, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/yapjh3ns
Posted by: Gooshy

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

827
We have been playing a nationwide game of Who Goes Nazi. We lost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:12 AM (NWiLs)


Who Goes Karen?

- The journalist, who has status anxiety

- The "expert", who needs this crisis to remain in the public eye

- The hack politician, who finally has the chance to exert power

- The upper-middle class woman, who finds meaning in her life by bossing others around

- The "public intellectual", who wants American society and its economy destroyed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2020 07:17 AM (mht8P)

828 Even scarier that a big chunk of our population has transformed into self-appointed secret police. Not overnight, though. The urge was always there. This just gave it an excuse for them to let it out.
Posted by: Citizen at April 29, 2020 07:11 AM (ldmQR)


The narcs - the internet doctors who will tell you just how serious this is - the internet lawyers who will assure you just how much power the politicians have - I'm sick of the lot of them. And they're not all left wing kooks.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:19 AM (LKUbu)

829 We have been playing a nationwide game of Who Goes Nazi. We lost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:12 AM (NWiLs)

Funny how the Nazi in the closet is always in the Progressives closet.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 29, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

830 "The public intellectual " has a better way to run a country. ( in their own mind)

Posted by: Case at April 29, 2020 07:20 AM (tWAkG)

831

Big House Party >>>> Party in the Big House ? debate.


tight sphincters in the showers.

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:20 AM (5IHGB)

832
Strike ten blows against leviathan.
Tomorrow strike ten more.
Again...
And again...
Til leviathan is no more.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 29, 2020 07:20 AM (PLOgh)

833 Morning all

Well another conference call in 10 minutes...my life is now just one conference call after another. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:21 AM (85Gof)

834 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.
9:35 PM Apr 28, 2020

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:21 AM (G546f)

835
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce

Hehehehe. I laugh hardest at the pop singer. "Take me from behind" indeed.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 07:22 AM (UVE/G)

836 Are muslims getting together for Ramadan prayer?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (jUVms)

837 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.
9:35 PM Apr 28, 2020
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:21 AM (G546f)

Fuck you, you guinea kraut bastard.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (85Gof)

838 822


Two things the Left will push, simultaneously:



1) Trump has destroyed the economy!



2) Everyone needs to stay at home!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2020 07:13 AM (mht8P)


Wrong tense

Two things the Left have pushed, simultaneously:
+ 1 more

Trump created the Hoonan flue.

Posted by: Vic at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (mpXpK)

839 Are muslims getting together for Ramadan prayer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (jUVms)

hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (85Gof)

840 Well another conference call in 10 minutes...my life is now just one conference call after another. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We need to stop that!

Solution for some companies, Organize a conference call on reducing conference calls.
Have it during lunch time.

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)

841 So, last night I watched Battlefield Los Angles... What a fucking unmitigated fucking piece of shit. Who was their fucking military consultant? Fucking Ltc Bearclaw? Fuck.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 29, 2020 07:24 AM (N8G3E)

842 Funny how the Nazi in the closet is always in the Progressives closet.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 29, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

Right? Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:24 AM (NWiLs)

843 834 Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.
9:35 PM Apr 28, 2020
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:21 AM (G546f)

Speaking of Who Goes Nazi...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:25 AM (NWiLs)

844 Some interesting medical tidbits buried in this report about the crew of the Theodore Roosevelt.

https://bit.ly/2zJCenH

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:25 AM (zRJXx)

845 >>Strike ten blows against leviathan.

Interesting you mention Leviathan. I suspect it will be in the news soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:26 AM (ZLI7S)

846 836 Are muslims getting together for Ramadan prayer?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM (jUVms)



Well they have to gather to get their free meals from de Blasio.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2020 07:26 AM (WqCOQ)

847 Okay, breakfast time and maybe some calisthenics...Or I'll just go sit in a different chair

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)

848 Shit's gonna' hit the fan when the NYC cops hear about de Blasio's latest de bullshit. I mean, they won't stand for that shit. Right ?

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (LKUbu)

849
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ya know, if you were base commander, they'd give you a car and driver.
So there's that.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (UVE/G)

850 Some interesting medical tidbits buried in this report about the crew of the Theodore Roosevelt.

https://bit.ly/2zJCenH
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:25 AM (zRJXx)

Sigh. Yeah I have some stories for you. LOl.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (85Gof)

851 Has New York shut down the subways or mandated that everyone riding it must wear a mask at all times?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (WqCOQ)

852 823

Steven Segall in
Cockpuncher

3rd or 4th segment, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/yapjh3ns
Posted by: Gooshy at April 29, 2020 07:13 AM (UVE/G)

Freakin awesome.

Posted by: jsg at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (xqwo/)

853 The C train will now be running nonstop to the camps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (NWiLs)

854 @845

Do tell Tovarich?

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (PLOgh)

855 "calisthenics" fuck that shit!
sorry, in a bad mood.

Posted by: Case at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (tWAkG)

856 @834 Is this better?

My message to the government community, and all communities, is this simple:
the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the citizenry to proceed
immediately to summons or even arrest those tyrants who issue ridiculous edicts.
This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (NVYyb)

857
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (heY3t)

858 Solution for some companies, Organize a conference call on reducing conference calls.
Have it during lunch time.
Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:23 AM

Things haven't changed that much in the 10 years you've been retired, Bruce.

Posted by: clutch at April 29, 2020 07:28 AM (9UmRs)

859 834

This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:21 AM

Huh. I thought it was about "flattening the curve". (i.e. spreading out the deaths and hospitalizations over a longer period of time)

Funny how that was just tossed aside with no explanation.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 29, 2020 07:29 AM (Do5/p)

860 "calisthenics" fuck that shit!
sorry, in a bad mood.
Posted by: Case

Dianetics?

Posted by: Bruce at April 29, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)

861 Fuck you, you guinea kraut bastard.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You didn't say that on the conference call, didja ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 07:29 AM (arJlL)

862 Speaking of Who Goes Nazi...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Coronavirus pogrom
round em up and disinfect in showers

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 29, 2020 07:29 AM (G546f)

863 Leviathan is one of the largest natural gas finds in world history. It lies off the coast of Haifa in Israel and was the source of some unrest between Israel and some of her neighbors when it was discovered during the Obama years.

It is largely being developed by a US energy company called Noble Energy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (ZLI7S)

864 Bruce how do you cook you calisthenics..Gas mark 3...broasted or slow cooked, great with shrimp someone said...yeh a differet chair yer old one is rattan'.

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (5IHGB)

865 Good for you NYC. You asked for it and now you are getting it good and hard. Feels good don't it?

Posted by: Goody at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (Tnijr)

866 @859
Yeah, because you can't stop a virus.

They typically burn out or go dormant.

This thing is a scam at every level of analysis.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (PLOgh)

867 The C train will now be running nonstop to the camps.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Duke Ellington won't be on that one.

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (arJlL)

868 "Sigh. Yeah I have some stories for you. LOl."

I don't doubt that for a bit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:31 AM (zRJXx)

869
This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

Now get out of my way, I have to get to the gym.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2020 07:31 AM (mht8P)

870 Scary that some of our population has arrived at exactly the same point aversge Soviets were in the early '80s..resigned to only make quiet wry jokes about the government and nothing else.

Even scarier that a big chunk of our population has transformed into self-appointed secret police. Not overnight, though. The urge was always there. This just gave it an excuse for them to let it out.


Some old white guy said those who would surrender their liberty for some measure of security deserve neither, and will lose both.

Like he knew.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 29, 2020 07:33 AM (Ds0hh)

871 Fuck you, you guinea kraut bastard.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You didn't say that on the conference call, didja ?
Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 07:29 AM (arJlL)

Call got pushed to 8 AM, so no. But yeah doing 2-3 things at the same time, ya gotte be careful

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:34 AM (85Gof)

872 I fear the 1,000 Mark has distanced itself today his days are Numbered..................

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:34 AM (5IHGB)

873 Meat shortage are probbaly mostly BS like everything else about this pandemic. Although it will be useful to help get the proles used to socialism.

Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2020 07:35 AM (MxEKc)

874 George Papadopoulos was working for Noble Energy in Israel when the spies were sent after him by the Obama administration.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:35 AM (ZLI7S)

875 863 Leviathan is one of the largest natural gas finds in world history. It lies off the coast of Haifa in Israel and was the source of some unrest between Israel and some of her neighbors when it was discovered during the Obama years.

It is largely being developed by a US energy company called Noble Energy.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:30 AM (ZLI7S)

Wasn't Noble Energy involved in the recent Ukraine clownfest? Or is there a different clown fest Noble Energy was involved with?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 29, 2020 07:36 AM (8j6Fo)

876 George Papadopoulos was working for Noble Energy in Israel when the spies were sent after him by the Obama administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:35 AM (ZLI7S)

makes sense since the obama admin saw Israel as the enemy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 29, 2020 07:36 AM (85Gof)

877 Meat shortage are probbaly mostly BS like everything else about this pandemic. Although it will be useful to help get the proles used to socialism.
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2020 07:35 AM (MxEKc)


I firmly believe is why most D govs - and a few R govs as well - are fighting so damn hard not to let go of this.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:36 AM (LKUbu)

878 As long as they go home to their families, they could care fucking less if you go home to yours.

And gimme my pension.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2020 07:37 AM (J8TS1)

879 Meat shortage are probbaly mostly BS

-

All the food that was going to schools (and commercial ventures) can't be sold to the public. It's illegal.

Gosh, I wonder what is happening to it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:38 AM (41rs/)

880 >>Wasn't Noble Energy involved in the recent Ukraine clownfest? Or is there a different clown fest Noble Energy was involved with?

In a roundabout way.

Do you remember what also happened during the Ukraine goat show? Trump shutdown the Nordstream II pipeline from Russia directly to Germany bypassing Ukraine and the millions Russia paid to Ukraine in transit fees by using pipelines through Ukraine to western Europe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:38 AM (ZLI7S)

881 Cargill in Canada has closed ( several workers + ) so MacDonalds has to switch to Wu-COOS.......Big MacV will never be the same......................lettuce alone.

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:39 AM (5IHGB)

882 Trump shutdown the Nordstream II pipeline from Russia directly to Germany

Germans buying up Russian raw materials ? I feel like I've read this story before. Can't quite place it.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:39 AM (LKUbu)

883 Journalism has always been a cesspit of lies and hyperbole. What really destroyed it was Watergate. The journalism schools swelled with students wanting to be the next Woodward and Bernstein and bring down a sitting President. Preferably a Republican one. Their next thought was who would be the Redford of their generation to play them in the movie of the story. Scum. And the tv people, mostly news readers not journalists. Scum almost all of them.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2020 07:40 AM (JVgnl)

884 Earlier we were discussing how it would seem that overall deaths in the US for the first four months are actually lower than in 2018 and 2019.

Yet in many countries there seems to be unexplained large increases in overall deaths.

The exact opposite of here.


Odd..

https://bit.ly/3bOvTp2

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (zRJXx)

885 880 >>Wasn't Noble Energy involved in the recent Ukraine clownfest? Or is there a different clown fest Noble Energy was involved with?

In a roundabout way.

Do you remember what also happened during the Ukraine goat show? Trump shutdown the Nordstream II pipeline from Russia directly to Germany bypassing Ukraine and the millions Russia paid to Ukraine in transit fees by using pipelines through Ukraine to western Europe.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:38 AM (ZLI7S)

Which involved a faction of Deep State actors losing money and exposing their their various crimes? Biden and all others?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (8j6Fo)

886 good morning ya mutha-lovin' bunch a mooks

what fresh hell this day

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (iTXRQ)

887 Recently Mrs. Mis. Hum and I went grocery shopping. The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

--

I just clicked over and read that, as well as other entries on thezman.com. Is that MisHum? I guess I should know that, but I don't. However, just quickly wanted to note that it's an excellent place. Great commentary, whomever thezman is...

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (O+I8R)

888 >>Germans buying up Russian raw materials ? I feel like I've read this story before. Can't quite place it.

Russia has been exerting outsize influence on western Europe for years by blackmailing them with oil and gas deliveries. Do what Anutie says or embargo on. And they've done it.

This was the major reason Russia was interested in the middle east and specifically Iran and Syria. They wanted to be in control of the next big course of gas to Europe through Syria.

And then Leviathan happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:42 AM (ZLI7S)

889 I firmly believe is why most D govs - and a few R govs as well - are fighting so damn hard not to let go of this.
Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:36 AM (LKUbu)


Ve vill need to see your ration card comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2020 07:42 AM (jnM20)

890 Cattle farmers are holding back due to way fewer takers and lots of feed lots and slaughterers (great group) shuttered...illegal on staff DEAD or Fleeing !!

Bring back KOBE beef ?!?!

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:43 AM (5IHGB)

891 Oh, and just another item of note. I've seen that pic of the crying youngsters the night the old bat, Cankles, lost. After an inner chuckle, I can't help but be hit with the thought: "When I was their age, I couldn't have cared less about politics, and neither did my friends."

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 29, 2020 07:43 AM (O+I8R)

892 Earlier we were discussing how it would seem that overall deaths in the US for the first four months are actually lower than in 2018 and 2019

-

I'm not sure if you saw it, but yesterday we discovered that automobile use was down 85% but fatalities had increased, and likely because of less traffic.

Fascinating stuff, those unforeseen, unintended, misunderstood consequences.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (41rs/)

893 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

894 851 Has New York shut down the subways or mandated that everyone riding it must wear a mask at all times?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2020 07:27 AM (WqCOQ)

No on the subways... but no one's using them. Everyone who goes outside must wear a mask.

Posted by: Al Crapton at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (GlmxK)

895 And then Leviathan happened.
Posted by: JackStraw

The movie ?

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (arJlL)

896 Russia has been exerting outsize influence on western Europe for years by blackmailing them with oil and gas deliveries.

This I knew. Part of why I want out of NATO.

No sense in defending a Europe that really, really wants to sell out anyway.

Posted by: Socks All Damn Day at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (LKUbu)

897
Great commentary, whomever thezman is...
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (O+I8R)


Zo you are not, shall ve say, satisifed with ze kontent here, Comrade?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2020 07:44 AM (jnM20)

898 https://tinyurl.com/yfoxnf5r

Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2020 07:45 AM (ZLI7S)

899 Le NOOD

It be here...






And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:45 AM (zRJXx)

900
"Journalism has always been a cesspit of lies and hyperbole. What really destroyed it was Watergate."
But it started with Vietnam and Cronkites et all finding they could

sway public opinion against the government.

Posted by: beanervt at April 29, 2020 07:45 AM (LfHBm)

901 Lady in Black. Of course many are interested. They're worried about where their free stuff will come from and need to have their abortions guaranteed. And of course the first vagina to be elected President. History.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 29, 2020 07:45 AM (JVgnl)

902 Recently Mrs. Mis. Hum and I went grocery shopping. The store had one-way aisles. I was so hoping not to be caught "driving the wrong way" in a one-way aisle.

-

We went yesterday and it was magnificent.

My favorite, beside the obvious one of seeing the grown man lift his mask to sneeze, was seeing couples where one would be in full mask and glove, and the other wouldn't be wearing anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:46 AM (41rs/)

903 PPE anything, that is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at April 29, 2020 07:46 AM (41rs/)

904 884 Earlier we were discussing how it would seem that overall deaths in the US for the first four months are actually lower than in 2018 and 2019.

Yet in many countries there seems to be unexplained large increases in overall deaths.

The exact opposite of here.


Odd..

https://bit.ly/3bOvTp2
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 29, 2020 07:41 AM (zRJXx)

I only have data to 2014
Looking st first 16 weeks
2014 840k low year
2019 946k high year
2020 876k

So closer to a low year. Where are the 55k?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 29, 2020 07:46 AM (JFO2v)

905
Mayor Bill de Blasio
@NYCMayor
My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.




So signed Kodos, Governor of Tarsus IV...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2020 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

906 ^^^ "Subats still open BUT NO ONE USING THEM "

???? that you Joe DeBlasio......................sing the song dammit.


Pull my other chain and the Subway Car will syop Fine $5,000 to my personal account Cuomo speaking.

Posted by: saf at April 29, 2020 07:48 AM (5IHGB)

907 Fuck Hildago

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 29, 2020 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

908 So. This was The ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2020 07:50 AM (DMUuz)

909 This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

Translation: until there is heaven on earth and immortality is achieved, I have suspended all human rights.

Where is the goal line? It is impossible to achieve if that is the stated goal.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 29, 2020 07:54 AM (C+evo)

910 one would be in full mask and glove, and the other wouldn't be wearing anything.

They're not welcome at the Piggly Wiggly, either. --just the punchline

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 29, 2020 08:01 AM (8IOEj)

911 N.B., Quote IV, attributed to Mark Steyn, was from steynonline.com but written by Laura Rosen Cohen.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 29, 2020 11:04 AM (IxDhF)

912 And few rounds of Eddie Rabbit and I LOVE RAINY NIGHT

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 29, 2020 05:20 PM (FLiOE)

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