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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/27/20

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“These daily rituals of surfing are so ingrained into body, mind and spirit. The ocean is where we feel connected and find our balance and peace. It’s where we sort things out and find purpose in our life.” Randy Strunk, owner of Pacific Beach Surf Shop


Quote II

“If you’re going to dance on someone’s constitutional rights you better have a good reason, you better have a really good reason, not just a theory,”

“The data is showing us it’s time to lift (the stay-at-home orders) so if we don’t lift, what is the reason?”Dr. Daniel W. Erickson of Bakersfield, California


Quote III

"In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me. And so this for us is a part of our value system. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi


Quote IV

“Tomorrow at 12 o’clock, my voice will be silenced for several months,” he said, referring to his normal Sunday service. “You will not hear from me again. I promise you, I will continue to do what I do. This is not about me. This is about our religious liberties.” Pastor Tony Spell of the Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge


Quote V

"This hurts the credibility of the city. What happens if a developer is watching the meeting (and sees that)? They would obviously have concerns about the city." Vallejo, CA Mayor Bob Sampayan


Quote VI

“We’ve spoken to members, and they’re saying they’re using the site as a release valve for the tension that’s built up at home during the pandemic,” “They’re looking to have needs met that aren’t being met at home.” Ashley Madison chief strategy officer Paul Keable

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What's the old saying, "When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns". The new saying, "When movement is outlawed only outlaws will move"?

Overall, it seems violent crime is down throughout most of the nation. That’s not surprising, actually. After all, most of us are locked down in our home, we’re not out and about to be victims of armed robberies. While other crimes seem to be up, violent crime is down in many other places.

It’s not down everywhere, though. For example, we know it’s not in Chicago. We can’t be completely sure why it’s not there while it is in other places, but it’s not.

It seems the District of Columbia is in the same boat.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 27 Apr 1981
Ringo Starr married actress and one time 'Bond girl' Barbara Bach. The pair met while filming the movie, Caveman, with Dennis Quaid and Shelley Long. In attendance at the wedding were George Harrison and Paul McCartney. via thisdayinmusic.com



Born on this day: 27 Apr 1947
Welsh singer, songwriter and guitarist, Peter Ham who was a member of The Iveys and then Badfinger, who had the 1970 UK No.4 single 'Come And Get It'. He also co-wrote the ballad 'Without You', a worldwide No.1 hit for Harry Nilsson that has become a standard song covered by hundreds of artists. Ham was granted two Ivor Novello Awards related to the song in 1973. Ham committed suicide on 24th April 1975. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Quitting cigarettes is a tough battle. If you don't believe me, just ask our Genius Award Winner.

LAKE COUNTY, Fla. – A woman said she swung a metal pipe at passing cars because she was having a “nicotine fit” and she was upset that none of the drivers would stop to give her cigarettes, according to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said they were called to the area of County Road 452 and South Em En El Grove Road around 10:30 a.m. Easter Sunday and found Amy Hunt swinging a 3 foot long metal pole at vehicle as they drove by, forcing the drivers to swerve.


When deputies asked her about her behavior, they said she told them she was having a “nicotine fit” and she was angry that the passing motorists wouldn’t give her cigarettes.

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This story almost sounds too good to be true. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

andemic Donuts took off. The pair said they shifted from taking orders through Instagram messages to on a website in less than a week.

"The first day we were really surprised we got a couple dozen, like wow this is pretty cool, we could do this every day," Milton said. "And by the second and third day we were selling out into the future."

Their donuts go on sale Tuesday mornings, and they've been selling out within hours. Deliveries to select Denver zip codes go out the rest of the week.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Pick Up Lines.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Uno

Posted by: Trog04 at April 27, 2020 10:00 PM (u/qoh)

2 I too last night's ONT off.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 27, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

3 LIBERATE UPSTATE NY!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)

4 Dos

Posted by: Trog04 at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (u/qoh)

5 Top 10 anyway

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (ZCEU2)

6 Oy!

Posted by: A lotta nerve at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (JdcHc)

7 First!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

8 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (dlZr1)

9 *took* And I shouldn't have typed so much. Cost me a first.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

10 mmmmmmmm

Posted by: browndog at April 27, 2020 10:02 PM (gD6Ka)

11 > In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me
Hey, everybody! Free ice cream at Nancy's place!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 27, 2020 10:02 PM (mNq/0)

12 Wow, gorgeous waterfall -- even if is it photoshopped.

Posted by: zombie at April 27, 2020 10:02 PM (N9G0H)

13 3 LIBERATE UPSTATE NY!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)

Arise men of the west...

Seriously, set WNY free!

Posted by: browndog at April 27, 2020 10:03 PM (gD6Ka)

14 I think I saw that guy on the freeway entrance a couple of weeks ago...
Not today, they're all missing... social distancing you think?
No... it was 101F and they're riding the light rail all day...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at April 27, 2020 10:03 PM (kp35W)

15 How late am I?

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:03 PM (Lhcx9)

16 More better.

Posted by: Miklos, statistically OK at April 27, 2020 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

17 Hello, everybody.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:04 PM (pxDdN)

18 What it DOESN'T say, Nancy Pelosi:

When I was in mother's womb she aborted me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (+lVUW)

19 Magnificent photo up top, Mis Hum! And excellent mystery click to go with it. Thanks for another great ONT!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (WFcrO)

20 Oh, yay, it's an ONT!

I was afraid you might forget about us.

By the way, as my son said to me once, one un-closed parenthesis can spoil your whole day.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (G0qhR)

21 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

22 Evening, Horde! Excellent ONT as usual, Mis Hum. Crime is up in my area, it was on one of the local stations a day or two ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (OzQGF)

23 Close, but not close enough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (jnM20)

24 That's not the Great Falls in Paterson, over the Passaic River....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2020 10:06 PM (CqE5x)

25 20 Oh, yay, it's an ONT!

I was afraid you might forget about us.

By the way, as my son said to me once, one un-closed parenthesis can spoil your whole day.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:05 PM (G0qhR)

1. You're welcome
2. Never
3. It can

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

26 7 First!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)


Ummm, I don't know how to tell you this, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

27 PS, all those good works from the Gospel of Matthew were meant to be done by individuals. Give the poor and homeless YOUR money. There is a difference between philanthropy and redistribution of wealth.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

28 Ringo Starr is vastly under rated. The man is a genius. A person would have to be to survive the egos of Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (Lhcx9)

29 greetings!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (uIVy9)

30 It's nood, it's fresh!

I'm going to say this very carefully: that top pic is so compelling in its colors that I have to wonder if it is purely an image captured through a lens.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (dOV9E)

31 Scrapper Blackwell - quite listenable.

Top pic: Meh, you see one waterfall, you've seen 'em all.

Couldn't be more kidding. What a magnificent waterfall, and what a beautiful photo.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (G0qhR)

32 26 7 First!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

Ummm, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

-------------------------------

Forget it. She's rollin'...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (CAJOC)

33 Vallejo is a shithole, and has been for a very long time. If cat throwing is the worst they can find, then they are doing a lot better than when I lived in the East Bay and worked near Vallejo in the North Bay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)

34
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2020 10:09 PM (DUIap)

35 >>> 26 7 First!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

Ummm, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

She's the first 7.

But not a sponge.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 27, 2020 10:09 PM (0ReGO)

36 I saw Daily Rituals Of Surfing open for The Butthole Surfers at the Copa. Copacabana.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:09 PM (dOV9E)

37 MisHum, the very least you could do is present a follow up story on the Pick-Up Line photo.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:10 PM (jnM20)

38 Ringo knew how to handle the rest of the band--they always asked him to drum on their records after they broke up.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2020 10:10 PM (CqE5x)

39 No body knows you when you're down and out. Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)

40 Hot dog !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:11 PM (zr5Kq)

41 37 MisHum, the very least you could do is present a follow up story on the Pick-Up Line photo.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:10 PM (jnM20)

Ha,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

42
cat throwing

This is some perversion of the beautiful art of Mexican Cat Juggling, isn't it?

Posted by: Gooshy at April 27, 2020 10:11 PM (t6Hf0)

43 33 Vallejo is a shithole, and has been for a very long time. If cat throwing is the worst they can find, then they are doing a lot better than when I lived in the East Bay and worked near Vallejo in the North Bay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)


Can confirm. Vallejo is indeed a shithole. "They would obviously have concerns about the city" might as well be their motto.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

44 Alternate Joe Biden quote:

Here is the church, here is the steeple. Look, fat, you like me, 'cause I finger the people.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:11 PM (uIVy9)

45 No body knows you when you're down and out. Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)


"Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)

46 Hey everybody.

Wow, excellent music selection today MisHum. You're 3 for 3. (Although I had never heard of Scrapper Blackwell.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

47 The Coeur d'Alene Casino is reopening on Monday and, predictably, some of the employees are pissing and moaning about it. "Profits over health" and all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (OzQGF)

48 Fuhrer bit is much funnier than all the other (WuHuFlu) ones I've seen so far.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

49 Nancy quoting the Gospel of Matthew.

I'm not inspired.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (7dKMf)

50 Just checked the Vallejo CA link.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

51 "Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)

How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

52 "developer"?

Who would want to live in Vallejo?

I suppose Bay Area Refugees would, but I assume they'd spontaneously combust that far from the Ocean or any major downtown.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (tVQUs)

53 Thanks for the Badfinger video. My favorite band!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (dOV9E)

54 "MisHum, the very least you could do is present a follow up story on the Pick-Up Line photo."

Check it out on the Investigation Discovery channel.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (uIVy9)

55 "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows but Jesus..'

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (zr5Kq)

56 Re abused cats:

I hope it's not true, but I read yesterday that in Vietnam, someone is selling as a CV19 cure...

black cats that have been slaughtered and turned to paste. Good grief. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

57 Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I think they're saying it might have been intentional. Needless to say, I was shocked and outraged.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)

58 "South Em En El Grove Road"


*sings "O Florida" to the tune of "O Canada"*

Posted by: Miklos eh, that gator's a hoser at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

59 50 Nancy quoting the Gospel of Matthew.

I'm not inspired.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (7dKMf)

James 2:19 "Even the demons believe and tremble"

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Lhcx9)

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dlZr1)

61 My oldest daughter just texted me and she's livid. Her son is getting $600 a week unemployment. He's making more than her. Her own son and she's pissed off! I don't blame her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

62 28 Ringo Starr is vastly under rated. The man is a genius. A person would have to be to survive the egos of Paul McCartney and John Lennon.
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:07 PM (Lhcx9)


Agree. He had made a name for himself before the lads even approached him.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dOV9E)

63 61
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dlZr1)

I hate it when I do that.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (Lhcx9)

64 Maybe it's just me but Nancy Pelosi makes me want to projectile vomit. What a disgusting human being.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

65 I always felt Badfinger tunes were written by McCartney.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (K22Va)

66 56 "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows but Jesus..'
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (zr5Kq)

----------------------------

But he no help with curve ball...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

67 I hope it's not true, but I read yesterday that in Vietnam, someone is selling as a CV19 cure...

black cats that have been slaughtered and turned to paste. Good grief. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

Sometimes it seems like Asian cultures just have something against small animals.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (tVQUs)

68 I hope it's not true, but I read yesterday that in Vietnam, someone is selling as a CV19 cure...

black cats that have been slaughtered and turned to paste. Good grief. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)


Dude! Whether it's true or not, you don't repeat stuff like that and eff everyone else's day up!

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (pxDdN)

69 "Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I think they're saying it might have been intentional."

That is so sad. Pass the bacon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (uIVy9)

70 How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)


Well, back then it was a silver dime, so...

Posted by: Rep Ron Paul at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (jnM20)

71 Speaking of cats, today I saw a rat size of a cat. It was so fat it could barely scurry away. Damn pestilence.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)

72 65 I always felt Badfinger tunes were written by McCartney.
Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (K22Va)


That's confirmed fact for their first hit.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

73 MisHum, since you and I both like the really old classic blues/R&B stuff, maybe please consider posting some Nat King Cole Trio sometime soon. Talk about great music. :-)

I especially enjoy The Fram Fram Sauce from 1945.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

74 Scrapper Blackwell - Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out

John Lennon - Nobody Loves You (When You're Down And Out)
https://youtu.be/aLKY2o8XQGM

(One of the very few songs not mine that I larned to cover.)

The basic expression surely predates both songs, but I wonder if John's (drastically different) song might not have been him 'inspired by' remembering Blackwell. The lads did like some blues.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:17 PM (G0qhR)

75 PS, all those good works from the Gospel of Matthew were meant to be done by individuals. Give the poor and homeless YOUR money. There is a difference between philanthropy and redistribution of wealth.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Yes, I do not recall a passage that says, "Confiscate the belongings of others, and redistribute them."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2020 10:17 PM (hnA3K)

76 >>> Nancy quoting the Gospel of Matthew.

I'm not inspired.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Funny how they, if at all, follow the gospel with other people's money. Never their own.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 10:17 PM (iaX2H)

77 Maybe it's just me but Nancy Pelosi makes me want to projectile vomit. What a disgusting human being.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

The rest of the Pelosi family is just as disgusting.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:18 PM (tVQUs)

78 How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM


Getting you off the MTA: Priceless.

Posted by: Charlie at April 27, 2020 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

79 My oldest daughter just texted me and she's livid. Her son is getting $600 a week unemployment. He's making more than her. Her own son and she's pissed off! I don't blame her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


But was her job essential?

Posted by: Gov Couomo at April 27, 2020 10:18 PM (jnM20)

80 Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


It always makes me happy to know my kids are doing well. Isn't that the American Dream? To do better than your parents?

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:18 PM (Lhcx9)

81 64 Maybe it's just me but Nancy Pelosi makes me want to projectile vomit. What a disgusting human being.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 27, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)


Sure. But a skilled tactician, despite her impediments. If we had anyone but Trump right now, she'd be winning.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:18 PM (dOV9E)

82 I wish I could tell Peelousy that the Gospel of Matthew meant that you help the less fortunate individually, not at the end of the IRS gun forcibly extracting money from others.

Posted by: clutch at April 27, 2020 10:19 PM (9UmRs)

83 Read an article that Sir Paul took a shot across Mick's bow. Said Beatles were better than Stones.

Sir Mick retorted "Love the Beatles. No competition. But one bad has been selling out stadiums for 40 years. The other band doesn't exist anymore."

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:19 PM (VNfwt)

84 I always enjoy Downfall subtitle parodies... That was funny, but not as good as the original:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1lnOnUhUUg

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 10:19 PM (7WaWV)

85
How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH
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Depends on condition.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (hnA3K)

86 Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I think they're saying it might have been intentional. Needless to say, I was shocked and outraged.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)


Pro-tip, don't fry bacon on a gas grill!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (jnM20)

87 when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me
---

When I was in the womb, you aborted me.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (kOpft)

88 FSA is out in force.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (nvc6v)

89 My oldest daughter just texted me and she's livid. Her son is getting $600 a week unemployment. He's making more than her. Her own son and she's pissed off! I don't blame her.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


That sucks.

Mom and I had a talk about what happens if I don't get hired back by my school for the fall (which I foresee happening); she said she had enough money to cover us both if I needed to move back in permanently, but I said I just couldn't bring myself to do that. I don't see how anyone could live like that and be okay with it, whether it's your parents or the government you're mooching off of.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (pxDdN)

90 >>> My oldest daughter just texted me and she's livid. Her son is getting $600 a week unemployment. He's making more than her. Her own son and she's pissed off! I don't blame her.

Posted by: Jewells45

I mentioned this a week ago or so. My nephew is getting $850/wk in UI. That's at least double of what he was making in his bartending job. You think he's complaining about the shutdown?

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (iaX2H)

91 dartist and splurge, yup. McCartney wrote Come And Get It just for them. I believe his demo is on the Beatles Anthology Vol 3.

I really enjoy the very first Beatles (actually Quarrymen) 45, of which there is only one copy in existence in the entire world: "In Spite Of All The Danger," written by Paul and... George Harrison, recorded in 1958. The only McCartney/Harrison collaboration, and it doesn't really sound quite like the Beatles we all know (and some of us love) that hit it big as of 1962-63.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

92 87 when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me
---

When I was in the womb, you aborted me.
Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (kOpft)


When I was confined to my home, you extended the order that confined me.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (dOV9E)

93 Nancy quoting the Gospel of Matthew.
I'm not inspired.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Satan has quoted scripture, too.

I think it's in the bible, or something.

Posted by: mikeski at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (P1f+c)

94 Hmmm....glitch in the matrix around #61.

Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (XxJt1)

95 Getting you off the MTA: Priceless.
Posted by: Charlie
--------

Charlie, your sandwich!

Posted by: Charlie's wife at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (hnA3K)

96 "Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)

How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

Somewhere between $1.00 to $1.50.

A dime from that era contains about a $1.10 worth of silver at todays prices.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (tVQUs)

97 How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)

----------------------------------

2 cents, same as in town...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (CAJOC)

98 88 FSA is out in force.
Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (nvc6v)

The Poor you have with you always.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (Lhcx9)

99 That's confirmed fact for their first hit.

Come and Get It? I know there's a McCartney version out there.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (K22Va)

100 Sometimes it seems like Asian cultures just have something against small animals


...and large animals, and flying animals, etc. Come to think of it, they are not too kind to homo sapiens sapiens either.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (QP5Tn)

101 Living in the demorat utopia is here ! Mouth to anus sex advocated and financially support by our tax dollars. Christianity oppressed and Islam promoted. We could have never gotten to this without support for Soros demorats and their votes. Same with virus fear mongering that's gone on for decades. Abominations worthy of death richly abound and by many professing to be Christians, who have joined the liars, deceivers war on Christianity(esp with their votes).

Posted by: ron n. at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (om5HK)

102 Malignancy and her fellow travelers are well known for stingy philanthrophy. As I recall it was either Biden or Bernie that had given little cash to charity, but counted their donations of used underwear at close to retail prices.

Maybe someone else remembers exactly.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (ybC9u)

103 Nancy quoting the Gospel of Matthew.
I'm not inspired.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Satan has quoted scripture, too.

I think it's in the bible, or something.
Posted by: mikeski
-------

She's living proof that even the devil can quote Scripture to his advantage.

Posted by: Charlie's wife at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (WZ5i4)

104 51 "Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)

How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)


About three-fitty.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

105 Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)

Pro-tip, don't fry bacon on a gas grill!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:20 PM (jnM20)


I disclaim any and all involvement with or knowledge of the event. If I had, you can bet I would have scattered some LGBT stickers about the parking lot, just to make for more chaos.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (pxDdN)

106 Nancy Pelosi has difficulty understanding the difference between religion and government.

Just like the Islamists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (1FyRy)

107 Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I
think they're saying it might have been intentional. Needless to say, I
was shocked and outraged.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)

---
that it didn't burn down with all the congregants inside?


Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dlZr1)

108 Hi y'all!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (/UQ/R)

109 Ain't eating no damn green donuts. No sir.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (XhWtx)

110 I admit I'd like to know how that 1930 recording of Scrapper Blackwell was made. It's also sounds quite well recorded/mastered.

I've always read that audio tape wasn't really used by anyone outside of Germany until post-WW2.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

111 94 Hmmm....glitch in the matrix around #61.
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 10:21 PM (XxJt1)

all is good, i think creeper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

112 @90
It's all becoming like Soma from Brave New World.

One hit at a time until the mark is addicted.

It's perverse incentives all the way down.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (RVqby)

113 The underwear donations/write offs were the Clintoons.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nvc6v)

114 PB Surf Shop. Yeaarrrs back, I remember they had good t-shirts, I had a few.

But stow the touchy-feely emo New World crap about surfing. I know and am related to many life-long surfers. I body surf or body board.

"balance" and "peace" and "purpose in life" have never had the slightest thing to do with any of it.

It's fun. It's good exercise. Being in the ocean is invigorating. We're done.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (El6T/)

115 Maybe someone else remembers exactly.
Posted by: groovygirl

I know the Clinton's donated Bill's filthy used underwear to charity and took the friggin' write off.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (VNfwt)

116 Malignancy and her fellow travelers are well known for stingy philanthrophy. As I recall it was either Biden or Bernie that had given little cash to charity, but counted their donations of used underwear at close to retail prices.

Maybe someone else remembers exactly.
Posted by: groovygirl
---------

The Clintons.

And, the year prior to his run for Prexy, Al Gore contributed something like $400 to charity.

Posted by: Charlie's wife at April 27, 2020 10:24 PM (WZ5i4)

117 >>>Legally Sufficient

Thank you for the reminder about clicking on MisHum's ONT opening photo. Today's is very nice and I so often forget to click as I dig into the ONT content.

Posted by: cfo mom at April 27, 2020 10:25 PM (RfzVr)

118 {{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:25 PM (jnM20)

119 104 51 "Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)

How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?
Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (Lhcx9)


About three-fitty.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

-----------------------------

It was about that time I noticed the dime was a 10 story monster from the Paleolithic era...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 27, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

120 zombie: Wow, gorgeous waterfall -- even if is it photoshopped.

* quivering lower lip, single tear of disappointment rolls down cheek *

There is no beauty in this world. It's all a LIE!

* broken-heart emoji *







Yeah, I kinda thought it was tinkered with, too.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:25 PM (G0qhR)

121 I guess you could have an understanding with your affair partner that if you get caught they have to act like a cam girl/cam boy

***
I'm guessing straight "cam boys" are not a thing. Also, would a straight woman even want...that?

Posted by: China at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (WdocV)

122 106 Nancy Pelosi has difficulty understanding the difference between religion and government.

Just like the Islamists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (1FyRy)


Pro tip: never mention Pelosi's claimed Catholicism to a real Catholic on the Right. Unless you have an hour to spare for the sputtering outrage, I mean.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (dOV9E)

123 ..Who would want to live in Vallejo?

I suppose Bay Area Refugees would, but I assume they'd spontaneously combust that far from the Ocean or any major downtown.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:13 PM (tVQUs)



When I was but a wee tyke of 4 or so, we lived in Vallejo for a bit more than a year.

The Old Man was on the Commissioning Crew of the U.S.S. Scamp, at Mare Island Naval Shipyard.

Base housing was "tight quarters". I wouldn't say that my brother and I shared a "bedroom", exactly. More like a doored alcove, at best.

So, while I wasn't exactly aware of the Greater Vallejo area, I can attest to this much: My folks hated the place, and couldn't wait to get us outta there.

So, shithole. By decree.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (QzJWU)

124 Malignancy and her fellow travelers are well known for stingy philanthrophy. As I recall it was either Biden or Bernie that had given little cash to charity, but counted their donations of used underwear at close to retail prices.

Maybe someone else remembers exactly.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 27, 2020 10:22 PM (ybC9u)
------------------------------------------------

All democrats and fellow travelers on the Left are notoriously bad at giving to charity. There was a big study a few years ago that surveyed political opinions mashed up with charitable giving and the Left gives nothing. They believe in taking money from the rest of us at gunpoint and "giving" it to their various interest groups as welfare.

The used underwear was given by The Clintons as a charitable donation.

Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (oGBso)

125 Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I
think they're saying it might have been intentional. Needless to say, I
was shocked and outraged.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)

---
that it didn't burn down with all the congregants inside?


Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dlZr1)


That was a dark, hateful, and violent take on things.

Go on....

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (pxDdN)

126 When Biden was confronted with his stingy charity (something like less than $500), his staff claimed "Oh, he gives of himself. That's a priceless gift to society."

No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (VNfwt)

127 Good evening, Horde.

I'm so angry about this Covid crap I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

128 Dammit, I'll be on youtube too late drinking again, chasing tunes. Oh well.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (K22Va)

129 I hate our government right now. I know Trump is backed into a corner but Jesus H Christ. $600 a week??? I'm getting ready to be on SS.. that's a hell of a lot more than I'll be making. Fuck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

130 Guten abend, meine fapperschoen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

131 So if the clintoon's underwears was worth say...a buck and a half,what was Sigorney Weaver's underwears from Alien worth? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (XhWtx)

132 OK, so most of my acquaintances and nominal friends are busy alternating postings on farcebook of "we're all in this together" and "I hope those wingnuts opposed to house arrest get covid and die"


How the hell am I supposed to live in a f*cking blue state and keep my sanity?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (WdocV)

133 I scored a twelve of Modelo Negra at Wally World today... It tastes funny... Does Mexican beer have an expiry date, perchance?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

134 Billary donated Bill's used underwear and claimed retail in tax filing. IIRC (and I usually do.)

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (kp35W)

135 {{{{Hrothgar}}}}

You and Conor doing well? Notice I am recognizing the Lady number approved hugs

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

136 one un-closed parenthesis...

MisHum: 3. It can

And yet, it persists. (Post title)

* Nelson Muntz laugh *

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (G0qhR)

137 Ladyl.. I feel the same way. I'm so over this fucking crap and these dumb fucks on FB just don't get it. They have no idea what's happening here. Not just FB.. everywhere. So many stupid sheep out there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

138
I told y'all about the adorable little neighbor girl leaving the creepy, taped-up doll on my porch "because it's evil, and won't stop talking to her."

I thought it wouldn't get much spookier than that, until now.

She came up alongside Lady YD's daughter, and they both had drawn pictures of wounded birds, which the neighbor girl was pretty proud of.

I asked "Why wounded birds?" Before the neighbor girl could respond, mine said "Well, it's more entertaining than watching cars run over evil dolls."

I don't know what's going on around here. I probably should know. But I don't think I want to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 10:29 PM (BOr8Z)

139 When Biden was confronted with his stingy charity (something like less than $500), his staff claimed "Oh, he gives of himself. That's a priceless gift to society."

No shit.
Posted by: Blutarski
-----

Don't know about Joe, but those numbers also apply to...uh...uh...the guy from Texas, 'Beto'.

Posted by: Charlie's wife at April 27, 2020 10:29 PM (WZ5i4)

140 "Oh, he gives of himself. That's a priceless gift to society."

___

And remember girls, if you don't wear tights or pants I can give myself to you a lot more easily.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2020 10:29 PM (WdocV)

141 Bill and Hillary continue to be generous by donating large sums of money to....the Clinton Foundation. Move money from one pocket to another and get a fat deduction!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (VNfwt)

142 Looks like one of the contractors on that canal project read the plans wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (miJU3)

143 I had my Retirement Resignation Letter written and ready to submit on April 1st when I got a call from my department head the night before, telling me that I was going to be furloughed the next day, so my retirement has been put off until the unemployment runs out.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Lhcx9)

144 I'm so angry about this Covid crap I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)


I'm finding I have lost my sense of humor about this turn of events.
Worse, I don't think I will ever get it back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (jnM20)

145 Thanks, MisHum. ALH quoted redc1c4 as posting (blank) at 61 but it's showing as 60.

Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (XxJt1)

146 125 Our local Islamic center got set on fire yesterday. I
think they're saying it might have been intentional. Needless to say, I
was shocked and outraged.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:14 PM (pxDdN)

---
that it didn't burn down with all the congregants inside?


Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (dlZr1)


That was a dark, hateful, and violent take on things.

Go on....
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (pxDdN)


Or not.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

147 The samich picture?

Looks like they already ate enough of em.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (NgKpN)

148 I asked "Why wounded birds?" Before the neighbor girl could respond,
mine said "Well, it's more entertaining than watching cars run over evil
dolls."

***

You should go watch Hereditary and then you'll know who the little girl actually is....


Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (WdocV)

149 If Nancy Pelosi can tell Jake Tapper to "Just calm down", why is a 'ron saying the same thing to an 'ette considered dangerous, if not verboten?

Posted by: Philosomoron at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (DMUuz)

150 Don't know about Joe, but those numbers also apply to...uh...uh...the guy from Texas, 'Beto'.
Posted by: Charlie's wife

Algore was in that range too.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (VNfwt)

151 "So many stupid sheep out there."

1) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

2) The stupid deserve, and usually get, representation.

Posted by: navybrat, hot house orchid at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

152 How is it, exactly, that Malig-nancy can lecture on the Gospel without bursting into flames?

***Where's the lightning bolt???***

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (whOIk)

153 I hate our government right now. I know Trump is backed into a corner but Jesus H Christ. $600 a week??? I'm getting ready to be on SS.. that's a hell of a lot more than I'll be making. Fuck.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

It's insane. How long is that supposed to be for, six months?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:32 PM (OzQGF)

154 The Democrats have three primary goals:

1. Kill as many babies as possible;

2. Create as many mentally ill permanent dependents of the State; and,

3. Create a system where Democrats will never lose another election at any level.

That's all they care about.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2020 10:32 PM (mIXxM)

155 How is it, exactly, that Malig-nancy can lecture on the Gospel without bursting into flames?

***

Do Botox injections to the head count as a wound that miraculously heals?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2020 10:32 PM (WdocV)

156 Man...great songs tonight.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (B2mhs)

157 Jordan my daughter said his was til July.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (dUJdY)

158 138
I told y'all about the adorable little neighbor girl leaving the creepy, taped-up doll on my porch "because it's evil, and won't stop talking to her."

I thought it wouldn't get much spookier than that, until now.

She came up alongside Lady YD's daughter, and they both had drawn pictures of wounded birds, which the neighbor girl was pretty proud of.

I asked "Why wounded birds?" Before the neighbor girl could respond, mine said "Well, it's more entertaining than watching cars run over evil dolls."

I don't know what's going on around here. I probably should know. But I don't think I want to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



I'm sure it's nothing...

https://youtu.be/wb8PxjhwsDE

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (7dKMf)

159 JQ @ 152- Even shaitan can quote scripture.

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (XhWtx)

160 hi! so ....

so Youtube just took down the videos by the two docs in Bakersfield explaining what they were seeing.

so that happened.

WTF is going on?!

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (j9HX3)

161 115: Blutarski at 10:24
116: Charlie's wife 10:24

Thanks...I almost said the Clintons as they are the fount of all things corrupt and disgusting.

Their corruption has a much larger R-nought infection rate among Dems and RINOs than Covid

Posted by: groovygirl at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (ybC9u)

162 You and Conor doing well? Notice I am recognizing the Lady number approved hugs

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)


{{{{Ladyl}}}} is a fine mentor!
Conor and I are doing fine, but he is reaching the point where I can see him thinking "Not another walk!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (jnM20)

163 How the hell am I supposed to live in a f*cking blue state and keep my sanity?

You can't. Anymore than you can live in an urban area and believe in small government.

Stay long enough - and you'll start talking about how people should wear a sport coat and take off their hat. That's how it starts. Then you'll insist on more collective behaviors.

Where you live influences who you. You are the company you keep.

Posted by: Socks for Everybody at April 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Q4pU/)

164 The Baby Blue song was played when Walter White finally got his comeuppance in the series finale, one of the best ever.

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

*kisses finger in the air*

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:34 PM (VNfwt)

165 A buddy had a great win in his business today, would normally celebrate, but all the restaurants are closed.

Effing Inslee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (1FyRy)

166 Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM (j9HX3)

Comrade, if we thought you needed to know, we would make sure you couldn't avoid knowing!

Conversely...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (jnM20)

167 Do Botox injections to the head count as a wound that miraculously heals?

Hmm. You might be on to something.



Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (whOIk)

168 It's insane. How long is that supposed to be for, six months?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:32 PM (OzQGF)

July 31st. My new retirement date is August 1.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (Lhcx9)

169 Watching Laura--got to say that she and TuCa in particular have done yeoman's work pushing against the many and various lies during this Cruflu season.

Good for them in giving airtime to REAL docs with REAL studies that care for their patients with appropriate treatment.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (ybC9u)

170 164 The Baby Blue song was played when Walter White finally got his comeuppance in the series finale, one of the best ever.

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

*kisses finger in the air*
Posted by: Blutarski



An ending where everybody got what they deserved. A nearly perfect ending.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:35 PM (7dKMf)

171 Who would want to live in Vallejo?

I suppose Bay Area Refugees would


A friend of mine just escaped a very expensive Bay Area zip code to...Vallejo? It's a head-scratcher. He could have gone anywhere.

Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (fFtVH)

172 138
I told y'all about the adorable little neighbor girl leaving the creepy, taped-up doll on my porch "because it's evil, and won't stop talking to her."

I thought it wouldn't get much spookier than that, until now.

She came up alongside Lady YD's daughter, and they both had drawn pictures of wounded birds, which the neighbor girl was pretty proud of.

I asked "Why wounded birds?" Before the neighbor girl could respond, mine said "Well, it's more entertaining than watching cars run over evil dolls."

I don't know what's going on around here. I probably should know. But I don't think I want to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice a


Dear Lord, that is terrifying. I think maybe someone needs to talk to the adorable little neighbor girl. Like, maybe, a priest...

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (mFoNl)

173 Tyson is threatening huge cut backs in meat production and other industry leaders to follow the same. Like mother Russia, taking away food from the populace, guns too if they could get away with it. The utopian society of the fools of the damned is under way. They don't like Christians or patriots either !

Posted by: ron n. at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (om5HK)

174 An ending where everybody got what they deserved. A nearly perfect ending.
Posted by: Puddleglum

*fist bump*

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (VNfwt)

175 Does Trump still hold daily TF briefings ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)

176 How does Skylar end up in Breaking Bad?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

177 How the hell am I supposed to live in a f*cking blue state and keep my sanity?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (WdocV)

If you figure it out, will you let me know? Because right now all I want to do is sell everything and get the hell out of here, which isn't a smart plan for us right now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (OzQGF)

178 How the hell am I supposed to live in a f*cking blue state and keep my sanity?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (WdocV)



Ignore the BS and do your own thing ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)

179 152 How is it, exactly, that Malig-nancy can lecture on the Gospel without bursting into flames?

***Where's the lightning bolt???***

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2020 10:31 PM (whOIk)

According to Christian thought, God made a promise not to go all Old Testament on us anymore.

I have a feeling he's up there going 'damn, that was a bad agreement'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

180 Some nutcase at the NYT wants to chemically castrate men because she thinks it'll give them a higher chance of surviving the Wu Flu:

https://tinyurl.com/y8xlfglc

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:37 PM (tVQUs)

181
I think Talky Tina made me apprehensive about evil dolls in the first place. And then there was Chucky.

I never thought of them except as a horror trope, until one of them showed up on my fucking porch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 10:37 PM (BOr8Z)

182 How does Skylar end up in Breaking Bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Sad. Real sad.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (VNfwt)

183 If you figure it out, will you let me know? Because right now all I want to do is sell everything and get the hell out of here, which isn't a smart plan for us right now.


you and me both Jordan

wtf happened

I swear PA was a normal place just a few weeks ago?!!

we can't stay tho. we can't live in a state that might EVER have a D governor

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (j9HX3)

184 I can't read articles about Covid-19 or politics right now without raising my blood pressure.
This whole thing was just a big waste of time and money, and it's no coincidence that it happened in an election year after every other attempt to get rid of Trump had failed.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (Lhcx9)

185 Speaking of evil dolls, did anyone here ever see the 1980 horror flick Magic?

I still kind of remember the ads for it. Seemed really creepy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

186 Even though that waterfall is pretty obviously fake, it still looks pretty nice. Amazing graphics.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (tVQUs)

187 I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (zqs/f)

188 Sorry, MisHum.

I wasn't really thinking.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (pxDdN)

189 We need to get Nancy Pelosi one of those Talky Tina dolls.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

190 138: I have to recommend learning, but that sort of thing sounds like kiddy PTSD.

Posted by: CN at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (ONvIw)

191 Don't know about Joe, but those numbers also apply to...uh...uh...the guy from Texas, 'Beto'.
Posted by: Charlie's wife at April 27, 2020 10:29 PM


While Beto May waste Texan oxygen, any real Texan knows he's all hat and no cattle.

And thanks for taking Charlie a sandwich every day, lo these many years!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (DMUuz)

192 176 How does Skylar end up in Breaking Bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve



They don't say. One of those loose ends. She has the coordinates of where Hank and the other agent are buried. Walt told her to use it to get out of under the Feds. It was the last time you saw her in the series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (7dKMf)

193 {{{{WDS}}}}

You having a better day today? Hope so!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

194 176 How does Skylar end up in Breaking Bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

Living in a little apartment with the kids. But Walt gave all his money to Gretchen & whats-his-face with instructions to give it to his family.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (OzQGF)

195 187 I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?


I'd hug you if I could, serious cat

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (j9HX3)

196 My first husband grew up in Vallejo. His dad worked at Mare Island shipyards.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (Lqy/e)

197 How does Skylar end up in Breaking Bad?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Sad. Real sad.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (VNfwt)

Not sad enough. I absolutely couldn't stand her character.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

198 Puddleglum, that impresses me.
Too many movies and TV series have the need to tie everything up. IMHO it's more intriguing if some thing are left unresolved.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

199 Carp. It's past bedtime.

Nitey nite all-- and remember--


We're all BUSTIN' OUTTA this sh*t together!

Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (whOIk)

200 Guess who's back and running for the Senate?
Jon Ossoff.
Yep, the model for Pajama Boy.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (Lhcx9)

201 I wound up listening to an Armenian segment on a radio station, where they discussed the Armenian Genocide, had a section in spoken Armenian, and played that mid-eastern dance music. One song had "found sound" in it, in the form of the spooling up of turbines played under the beginning of a song.

That got my attention.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (WyVLE)

202 188 Sorry, MisHum.

I wasn't really thinking.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (pxDdN)

Thanks Doc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

203 199 Carp. It's past bedtime.

Nitey nite all-- and remember--


We're all BUSTIN' OUTTA this sh*t together!
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (whOIk)

Hmmmm.

The Great Escape?

/starts to dig a tunnel

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (NgKpN)

204 3. Create a system where Democrats will never lose another election at any level.



That's all they care about.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 27, 2020 10:32 PM (mIXxM)

Step 4 is kill off all the useless welfare dependents.

Posted by: You forgot something at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (/LQkF)

205 138 YD, how old are they?! Maybe you do wanna know..?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (+ldAm)

206 Sometimes it seems like Asian cultures just have something against small animals


...and large animals, and flying animals, etc. Come to think of it, they are not too kind to homo sapiens sapiens either.


Is it a coincidence that once the Asian population grew in the Pacific northwest, there just happened to be no more Big Foot sightings?

Posted by: 🐧 at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (C+evo)

207 That was a dark, hateful, and violent take on things.



Go on....

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (pxDdN)

---
you'll have to sign up for my newsletter....

/announcer voice "he doesn't have one"

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (dlZr1)

208 195 187 I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?


I'd hug you if I could, serious cat
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:39 PM (j9HX3)

Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (OzQGF)

209 Does Trump still hold daily TF briefings ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)
-------------------------------------

There was a briefing today outside at the White House, I joined it a bit late but the focus seemed to be progress in testing which will lead to opening up the economy. And how the stock market has stabilized and we will have great 3rd and 4th quarters to look forward to.

Then he took some questions from the peanut gallery. Breitbart was there, and OAN. But the regular dummies were there en masse and one final stupid question from some dumb fat blonde ended the event.

Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (oGBso)

210 162 You and Conor doing well? Notice I am recognizing the Lady number approved hugs

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (/UQ/R)

{{{{Ladyl}}}} is a fine mentor!
Conor and I are doing fine, but he is reaching the point where I can see him thinking "Not another walk!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:33 PM


Hello my dear fellow Hordelings. I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

211 Living in a little apartment with the kids. But Walt gave all his money to Gretchen & whats-his-face with instructions to give it to his family.
Posted by: Jordan61

I couldn't stand Skylar throughout the series, but that last, perfect episode she asked again why did Walt do it?

She started to say, "Don't tell me it was for your family", and Walt cut her off and said, "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it." I thought that was great.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (VNfwt)

212 How much is that dime worth in today's dollars?

Funny thing is,
you take that dime

stick it under the mattress
for umppity decades

take it out,
go to the store

silver content and collectibles content aside
just plain old purchasing power

it'll be worth 10¢.

I know, mind blown, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (G0qhR)

213 WTF is going on?!
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity

Gaslighting the election.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (nvc6v)

214 Hello my dear fellow Hordelings. I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

Oy. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

215 Joe Biden was just challenging Tara Reade to a push-up contest.

"One...uh...two..."

He couldn't manage the third.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Fc5rx)

216 YD, how old are they?! Maybe you do wanna know..?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (+ldAm)

-----

Mine's nine, the neighbor is six. Overactive imaginations, I'm sure. But the taped doll is still freaking me out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (BOr8Z)

217 >>> I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?
Posted by: Serious Cat

So, you*re married too, huh?

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (iaX2H)

218 163
How the hell am I supposed to live in a f*cking blue state and keep my sanity?

Drink more, arm up and get small till this shit blows over.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (K22Va)

219 181

I don't blame you YD. That is some scary stuff coming from that kid.

I wonder if something is going on at home. When I taught, one of the signs of child abuse we were told to be aware of was acting out with toys. I truly hope that's not the case, but if she comes back, it may be worthwhile to ask her why she thinks the doll is evil.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (mFoNl)

220 Is anyone else getting weird floating banner ads on the main page for GoFundMe blegs?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Fc5rx)

221 Nancy Pelosi said that Biden will be a voice of reason with a straight face. Botox in action!

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (Lhcx9)

222 @Boots, thanks. He should continue them.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (zr5Kq)

223 Laura's Doctors Corner series has been great.

Some of the leading infectious doctors in the world have given daily updates, not heard elsewhere.

She's been the best of any show out there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (1FyRy)

224 164 The Baby Blue song was played when Walter White finally got his comeuppance in the series finale, one of the best ever.

---

I just wrapped up that show last week and that damned song has been an ear worm ever since. But yeah, best ending ever to a great show.

El Camino is pretty good too and it ties up some of the loose ends from BB

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (7ZQe3)

225 214 Hello my dear fellow Hordelings. I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

---

Channel that range into something productive.

Like stealing a tank and doing donuts on the tyrannical asses.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RU4sa)

226 we can't stay tho. we can't live in a state that might EVER have a D governor
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:38 PM (j9HX3)

My original plan was to stay here at least 4 more years, but I really really don't know if I can stick it out. But hubs & I are a bit too old to be looking for new jobs and walk away from our retirement plans (I'm not vested until I'm there for another 4 years).

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (OzQGF)

227 Hey y'all
so I just re-watched '2001: a space odyssey' for the 1st time in a few years and I think I understand it a little better-
of course the light show at the end holds up very well

Posted by: DB- just DB. To the last, I grapple with thee! at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (iTXRQ)

228 217 >>> I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?
Posted by: Serious Cat

So, you*re married too, huh?
Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (iaX2H)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

229 Some nutcase at the NYT wants to chemically castrate men because she thinks it'll give them a higher chance of surviving the Wu Flu:

For many men, post castration, life would not be worth living.


Maybe that was the motive all along.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 27, 2020 10:45 PM (C+evo)

230 After DECADES of people giving Soros, Satan, demorats a pass, people are perplexed as to how we got to where we are at now. They having been listening for a long time, let them stew in their confusion/rank fear. They has so earned this awakening.

Posted by: ron n. at April 27, 2020 10:45 PM (om5HK)

231 Caveman was surprisingly good. Barbara Bach was the villain. Ringo has long been denigrated as "the luckiest man in entertainment" but he was (and is) a very smart man.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2020 10:45 PM (l9m7l)

232 Is anyone else getting weird floating banner ads on the main page for GoFundMe blegs?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM



Is there an ICD-10 code for that?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 10:45 PM (7WaWV)

233 >I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.
Posted by: Ladyl


open it for yourself- go about your business

Posted by: DB- just DB. To the last, I grapple with thee! at April 27, 2020 10:45 PM (iTXRQ)

234 It's okay, I love you. You look tired. Say, where are your knives? I mean, close your eyes and rest. Forever.

Posted by: Taped Up Doll at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (H5knJ)

235 I admit I'd like to know how that 1930 recording of Scrapper Blackwell was made. It's also sounds quite well recorded/mastered.

I've always read that audio tape wasn't really used by anyone outside of Germany until post-WW2.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Direct to disc, but mikes and amplifiers were used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (miJU3)

236 Sometimes it seems like Asian cultures just have something against small animals


...and large animals, and flying animals, etc. Come to think of it, they are not too kind to homo sapiens sapiens either.

Is it a coincidence that once the Asian population grew in the Pacific northwest, there just happened to be no more Big Foot sightings?
Posted by: (Penguin Emoji) at April 27, 2020 10:41 PM (C+evo)

I suppose that's also why there haven't been any Yeti sightings in Tibet since it was taken over by China.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (tVQUs)

237 It'd be freaking me out a bit as well and I'd probably be sorry but I'd have to ask "well, how you girls come up with that?"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (+ldAm)

238 El Camino is pretty good too and it ties up some of the loose ends from BB
Posted by: Pete Seria


I had read on the Movie Thread that folks didn't care for it, but I thought it was great. At least pretty good.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (VNfwt)

239 Not sad enough. I absolutely couldn't stand her character.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)


Kind of harsh. But then, you could argue she brought a lot of it on herself by making the wrong choice so many times.

Though I really have no use for the "Moar Women on Screen!!!" movement, I do think it's a fair knock on Breaking Bad that there were only two long-running female characters, and neither was written very well.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (pxDdN)

240 "When the system fails, righteous men will rise up."

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (Fc5rx)

241 Mmmm, bad finger.

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 27, 2020 10:46 PM (XF4b8)

242 AOP, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

243 we can't stay tho. we can't live in a state that might EVER have a D governor
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity

That's not realistic, it is unfortunately inevitable. Pretty sure most states have had dims within the last few decades. And even R is not safe, look at Larry "Curley" Hogan in MD. Never Trumper and rolling out some pretty fascist lockdown policies and enforcement threats.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (uIVy9)

244 225 214 Hello my dear fellow Hordelings. I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

---

Channel that range into something productive.

Like stealing a tank and doing donuts on the tyrannical asses.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RU4sa)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

245 Posted by: Serious Cat

Shit, I've had sex, hugged my kids.. well that's it I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

246 The story about the little neighbor girl sounds like the plot of Bad Seed.

Posted by: ALH at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (Lhcx9)

247 Love him, hate him, or think he's a d-bag, but Nick Rekieta has a great video rant about the uselessness of the Supremes when it comes to the 2nd Amendment. Just imagine how worse it'll get if, God forbid, Sundown Biden gets the nod in November.

https://tinyurl.com/yaxz44ur


Posted by: Thrawn at April 27, 2020 10:48 PM (Ta69/)

248 234
It's okay, I love you. You look tired. Say, where are your knives? I mean, close your eyes and rest. Forever.

Oh, what was that trilogy with Karen Black and that little fucker with the knife?

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:48 PM (K22Va)

249 Wow is it hard to get "On Land" videos on YouTube. Oh, okay, it's not that hard, I'm not bleeding or needing an EMT. Just seems like you could start entering a title and get a hit before having to -- first world problems -- type the whole damn thing. Oooo, my fingers are all aching and such, I might need govt assistance.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2020 10:48 PM (l9m7l)

250 Oh, what was that trilogy with Karen Black and that little fucker with the knife?


um it was Trilogy of Terror

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 10:48 PM (j9HX3)

251 Has anyone made a Joe Biden-Badfinger joke yet?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:48 PM (VNfwt)

252 And even R is not safe, look at Larry "Curley" Hogan in MD. Never Trumper and rolling out some pretty fascist lockdown policies and enforcement threats.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

He also implemented the red flag law, which got one guy killed, I think. Plus he is big on sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (mFoNl)

253 I don't understand why you have to pay for a series on Amazon Prime. Pisses me off. I use kids prime and I can't watch Waco unless I pay for it.
fuck bezos.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (nvc6v)

254 She started to say, "Don't tell me it was for your family", and Walt cut her off and said, "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it." I thought that was great.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (VNfwt)


The whole finale episode was just great, in my opinion.

So was Ozymandias two episodes before...but damn, is it hard to watch on repeat.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (pxDdN)

255 137 Ladyl.. I feel the same way. I'm so over this fucking crap and these dumb fucks on FB just don't get it. They have no idea what's happening here. Not just FB.. everywhere. So many stupid sheep out there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)


The total fucking stupidity.

The virus is here. It is not going away. It will mutate, as corona viruses do, so an effective vaccine is not going to happen.

People will get this virus or not, just as with regular flu.

Hospitals are not overwhelmed.

So why are we locked down?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

256 238 El Camino is pretty good too and it ties up some of the loose ends from BB
Posted by: Pete Seria


I had read on the Movie Thread that folks didn't care for it, but I thought it was great. At least pretty good.
Posted by: Blutarski



It was the late, great, character actor Robert Forester's last movie. It was released the day he died.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (7dKMf)

257 Also, I haven't even touched myself since the shut down. Sad.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (VNfwt)

258
I wonder if something is going on at home. When I taught, one of the signs of child abuse we were told to be aware of was acting out with toys. I truly hope that's not the case, but if she comes back, it may be worthwhile to ask her why she thinks the doll is evil.
Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (mFoNl)

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Nah, her family definitely sucks ass. They're a bunch of deadbeat idiots. But I don't think that's going on. She only ever came over with a bruise one time, and mine told me it was from falling on the stairs while they were playing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (BOr8Z)

259 Hello my dear fellow Hordelings. I have learned that Ohio is opening barely anything on the promised May 1 date. I'm beside myself with rage.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

I know exactly how you feel. I felt the same way when Inslee told us we couldn't open May 4. He doesn't know when, just not then.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (OzQGF)

260 That's not realistic, it is unfortunately inevitable. Pretty sure most states have had dims within the last few decades. And even R is not safe, look at Larry "Curley" Hogan in MD. Never Trumper and rolling out some pretty fascist lockdown policies and enforcement threats.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (uIVy9)





Yes, very. Texas had 39 Democrat governors and 7 Republican governors.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (zr5Kq)

261 Infidel if you already have Amazon Prime you shouldn't have to pay to watch Waco. I didn't.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

262 OK, is it just me or does the guitar playing in that badfinger video just look off?

Timing on the rhythm looks wrong.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

263 245 Posted by: Serious Cat

Shit, I've had sex, hugged my kids.. well that's it I guess.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

I've hugged a couple of my kids, shaken a couple of hands. Not much else going on in the physical contact department.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

264 That was a dark, hateful, and violent take on things.

Go on....
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:26 PM (pxDdN)


Or not.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

I am willing to bet the mosque fire was set by one of the congregants, perhaps at the behest of the imam himself, either to get insurance money or to "prove" islamophobia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (miJU3)

265
Channel that range into something productive.

Like stealing a tank and doing donuts on the tyrannical asses.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RU4sa)


If only I could.

I want to punch somebody. Anybody.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

266 255 137 Ladyl.. I feel the same way. I'm so over this fucking crap and these dumb fucks on FB just don't get it. They have no idea what's happening here. Not just FB.. everywhere. So many stupid sheep out there.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)


The total fucking stupidity.

The virus is here. It is not going away. It will mutate, as corona viruses do, so an effective vaccine is not going to happen.

People will get this virus or not, just as with regular flu.

Hospitals are not overwhelmed.

So why are we locked down?
Posted by: Ladyl
-------
Well d'uh.... because that's why.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (+ldAm)

267 At another site, there's a pic of a woman putting oil in her car to prove how independent she is.

It's Wesson oil.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

268 um it was Trilogy of Terror

That's it!

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (K22Va)

269 Ashley Madison is still a thing?

Posted by: Toad-O at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (cct0t)

270 It was the late, great, character actor Robert Forester's last movie. It was released the day he died.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Oh! I'll never be able to watch it again. How sad.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (VNfwt)

271 I know Ladyl. Good question. At what point do people say enough?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (dUJdY)

272 187 I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?
Posted by: Serious Cat

That's dire
We need to set up a GFM so Serious Cat can get a sexbot

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (G546f)

273 Is anyone else getting weird floating banner ads on the main page for GoFundMe blegs?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Fc5rx)
* * * *

Yep.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (WFcrO)

274 TRUMP at WAR - Full Movie Explicit Version

Trump at War is a retelling of that story and a look forward to the high-stakes midterm election in November, which will help cement his legacy, good or bad. Stephen K. Bannon

https://trumpatwar.com/watch/
https://trumpatwar.com/downloads/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s9ejkYkb88


It's well done and something for the archive.


Posted by: Braenyard at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (ix2vz)

275 Ashley Madison is still in business? Wow, more desperation than I thought out there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (xkSJa)

276 So Waco isn't a leftist oriented show?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (r+sAi)

277 When Biden was confronted with his stingy charity (something like less than $500), his staff claimed "Oh, he gives of himself. That's a priceless gift to society."

Beto had a similar rationale for not donating.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

278 El Camino is pretty good too and it ties up some of the loose ends from BB
Posted by: Pete Seria


It's decent, though I kinda got taken out of it by the fact that Aaron Paul and some of the others have very clearly aged since the finale, like too much to ignore.

I also didn't think it tied up that many loose ends. It basically just kind of reaffirmed things the finale had led us to believe, so while it works as a standalone special, it didn't really add anything significant, in my opinion.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (pxDdN)

279 Hope everyone of the Horde has a great Tuesday ahead. You all deserve the best.

And I know I'm stupid but I think "The Deplorable Doctor" would make a great second volume. Lots of interesting tinnitus stuff on Saturday, for example. Of course, it would have to have a big red warning label, "Warning Lark's Vomit" but I bet that could be bought in bulk.

Love you all. Sorry for me being me lately, but you know how it is. You're all awesome and I love you.

See you tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

280 Channel that range into something productive.

Like stealing a tank and doing donuts on the tyrannical asses.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RU4sa)


If only I could.

I want to punch somebody. Anybody.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

Three rounds, five minutes each, friendly. Whaddaya say?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

281 273 Is anyone else getting weird floating banner ads on the main page for GoFundMe blegs?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Fc5rx)
* * * *

Yep.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (WFcrO)

---

Nope.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (RU4sa)

282 Infidel if you already have Amazon Prime you shouldn't have to pay to watch Waco. I didn't.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

Maybe I'm looking at the wrong version. It says I have to pay 14.99 for first season. The logo/photo was a sort of sepea (sp) picture.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (nvc6v)

283 272 187 I just realized today that I haven't had been touched or touched a human in 6 weeks, since the "shut down". Can anybody else here say the same?
Posted by: Serious Cat

That's dire
We need to set up a GFM so Serious Cat can get a sexbot
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 10:52 PM (G546f)

Yup S. Cat, can say the same.

This had made all of singles INCELs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (NgKpN)

284 Illinois had 26 Republican governors and 14 Democrat.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (zr5Kq)

285 Blanco, I would bet money a lot of down-low coded deep state communication occurs at Ashley Madison. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

286 261 Infidel if you already have Amazon Prime you shouldn't have to pay to watch Waco. I didn't.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:50 PM (dUJdY)

They could have changed it. I was through season 4 or 5 of Justified and they suddenly switched it to where you had to pay per episode.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:54 PM (OzQGF)

287
Three rounds, five minutes each, friendly. Whaddaya say?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

Behind the Dairy Queen?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

288 >I want to punch somebody. Anybody.
Posted by: Ladyl


Okay, but NO TOUCHING THE HAIR OR FACE

Posted by: DB- just DB. To the last, I grapple with thee! at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (iTXRQ)

289 People say well just open up your business, what can they do? Well some poor lady opened hers up and they came and chained her doors shut. I mean wtf do you do?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

290 It's decent, though I kinda got taken out of it by the fact that Aaron Paul and some of the others have very clearly aged since the finale, like too much to ignore.
Posted by: Dr. T

This is about Skinny Pete, isn't it?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (VNfwt)

291 Three rounds, five minutes each, friendly. Whaddaya say?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

Behind the Dairy Queen?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

Sure, why not?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

292 Waco is on Netflix

usually Netflix and Prime don't have the same stuff at the same time

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (G546f)

293 Beckoning, new book ideas:

"The Deplorable Gardener"

"The Deplorable's Guide To Gun Safety And Choice"

"The Deplorable Poker Player"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

294 MisHum: Thanks Doc

Dark and over the line, yeah, but gotta admit it was a choice use of "go on" meme. I smiled.

OH, but then I felt bad about it.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (G0qhR)

295 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

It's a strange phenomenon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (rPQ2x)

296 289 People say well just open up your business, what can they do? Well some poor lady opened hers up and they came and chained her doors shut. I mean wtf do you do?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

Boltcutters R Us?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (NgKpN)

297 No finger is bad.

Posted by: This. Is Xi NN... at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (WLHrn)

298 Hospitals are not overwhelmed.

So why are we locked down?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)


If the numbers I read are correct, Florida has only had ~2000 hospitalized to date when the models were claiming it would be 185,000 even with social distancing and quarantines. But it's totally not about power grabs by self-important officials.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (pxDdN)

299
They could have changed it. I was through season 4 or 5 of Justified and they suddenly switched it to where you had to pay per episode.
Posted by: Jordan61

Gouging people stuck at home? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (nvc6v)

300 Bitter Clinger, they're just after your antibodies

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

301 Infidel there is no "season" it's a new show..or what they call an "event" only 6 episodes. Maybe you're looking at the wrong one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (dUJdY)

302 258 well that's good at least.

I mean, there are plenty of other things to worry about now, but an abusive family isn't one of them.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (mFoNl)

303 Yudhishthira's Dice

There are a few horror movies and tv shows about evil dolls. Maybe they've watched them. There was rerun of one from "Night Gallery" a few days ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

304 295 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

It's a strange phenomenon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (rPQ2x)

Hell, I don't even have four ex-girlfriends. Sheltered life, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

305 >>> Yup S. Cat, can say the same.

This had made all of singles INCELs.
Posted by: Romeo13

Used to get by by following Nurse and Insome's escapades. Not even getting that anymore.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (iaX2H)

306 I started watching White Dragon. I don't know...It's full of Brits.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)

307 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

I've been hoping none of them find me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (xkSJa)

308 Thx vmom. I will check. I use the kids netflix too. Kidlet set me up. No cost to me.

Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (nvc6v)

309 299
They could have changed it. I was through season 4 or 5 of Justified and they suddenly switched it to where you had to pay per episode.
Posted by: Jordan61

Gouging people stuck at home? Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (nvc6v)

Yup, did the same to me with Babylon 5.

Suddenly wanted me to pay for each episode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (NgKpN)

310 Gouging people stuck at home? Wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Infidel at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (nvc6v)

The Justified thing was a few months ago. December/January maybe? I was pissed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (OzQGF)

311 I met a friend of mine and he did say.
Man, I can smell your breath a mile away.
Smile away.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (K22Va)

312 If the numbers I read are correct, Florida has only had ~2000 hospitalized to date when the models were claiming it would be 185,000 even with social distancing and quarantines. But it's totally not about power grabs by self-important officials.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (pxDdN)

----------

I went long on body bags but there's no way we're going to hit 2 million dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

313 Boltcutters R Us?

They would probably throw her in jail at that point.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (dUJdY)

314 Poetry In Motion ONT Compliance GIFS

https://tinyurl.com/y7aewe6a

https://tinyurl.com/yc8qagvmr

https://tinyurl.com/y6voyavm

https://tinyurl.com/y9lmhsj9

https://tinyurl.com/y7j6zfyr

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)

315 Give me back my Liberty!!

Do it soon Govies, because if you don't, I'm taking it back.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (axyOa)

316 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

It's a strange phenomenon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (rPQ2x)

Hell, I don't even have four ex-girlfriends. Sheltered life, man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

Bitter Clinger, have some of your exes call Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (zr5Kq)

317 Three rounds, five minutes each, friendly. Whaddaya say?

Those are LONG rounds. Most people can't even do three minute without gasping.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (C+evo)

318 I want to punch somebody. Anybody.
Posted by: Ladyl

That, or a big flagon of punch. Either way.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (uIVy9)

319 Amazon Prime is a mixture of free stuff and PPV, but it pays for itself with free shipping on most orders.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (cct0t)

320 307 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

--------

Insist on paternity tests.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (XVuno)

321 Bitter Clinger, have some of your exes call Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (zr5Kq)

.....

I have nothing against Insom.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (rPQ2x)

322 I know exactly how you feel. I felt the same way when Inslee told us we couldn't open May 4. He doesn't know when, just not then.
Posted by: Jordan61

May 5th 10am downtown Spokane Inslee protest. I don't know if it's in Riverfront or in front of the federal courthouse.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (BrcQS)

323 Hell, I don't even have four ex-girlfriends. Sheltered life, man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Talking to Sister in law a few weeks ago (pre lock down) if she was going to attend my cousin's memorial. Nope, going to her nephew's wedding. His FIFTH wife!

I don't know that I had five DATES!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (VNfwt)

324 304 295 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

It's a strange phenomenon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (rPQ2x)

Hell, I don't even have four ex-girlfriends. Sheltered life, man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

Hmmm... damn, at least 4 Ex's know where I'm at.

But then, I'm the one who broke up with them, so could be why no contact.

Many others just plane don't know where I'm at know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (NgKpN)

325 *Hi, this is not Bitter Clinger, but...what't the difference, we are all in this together...

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:00 PM (zr5Kq)

326 People say well just open up your business, what can they do? Well some poor lady opened hers up and they came and chained her doors shut. I mean wtf do you do?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (dUJdY)


File a complaint against the officers responsible, maybe? Or heck, send an invoice to the department for the cost of the days without business. It won't do anything, but it might be a bit cathartic.

I've already decided to vote against Parson in the primary at least, just to make a point. Not sure what else to do beyond that.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:00 PM (pxDdN)

327 More Poetry In Motion ONT Compliance GIFS

https://tinyurl.com/yd4qtfmg

https://tinyurl.com/ycm5hduq

https://tinyurl.com/y7h2ncze

https://tinyurl.com/ycxwj2hb

https://tinyurl.com/yafuafqj

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

328 we have an old roku box that still works well
can search on a title and it will show on which app it's strea!ing and how much

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:00 PM (G546f)

329 Like stealing a tank and doing donuts on the tyrannical asses.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 10:44 PM (RU4sa)

{{{SMH}}}

I Like the way you think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (jnM20)

330 I have nothing against Insom.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (rPQ2x)


That good, huh ? And they still have your number....

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (zr5Kq)

331 >>> May 5th 10am downtown Spokane Inslee protest. I don't know if it's in Riverfront or in front of the federal courthouse.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.

Seems to me these things should be done in front of the governors' mansions.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (iaX2H)

332 May 5th 10am downtown Spokane Inslee protest. I don't know if it's in Riverfront or in front of the federal courthouse.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (BrcQS)

THANK YOU!! I will be there!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (OzQGF)

333 seen on Twitter:

"If you could end COVID-19 by sacrificing a part of the United States, which state would you choose and why Ohio?"

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (j9HX3)

334 Bitter Clinger, have some of your exes call Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (zr5Kq)

.....

I have nothing against Insom.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (rPQ2x)

Heh!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

335 ..Good evening, Horde.

I'm so angry about this Covid crap I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)




In spite of your limited ambitions thereto, the correct answer in the present moment is: "Drink".

We can discuss more constructive ambitions, tomorrow.

Tonight? Just drink.

You don't gotta get blotto, but you do have to reach the point of Required Saturation so as to uncork your reserves of anger, rage and a will to avenge.

Tomorrow then, will look quite different.

You won't see "Karen" as an obstacle, obstruction or distraction.

But better, as a target of the fire of your will, the focus of your fury and the laughingstock of her neighbors.

You must take a metaphorical scalp. And not just at the net.

Hang that scalp from the lodge pole at your Hogan, and revel in the praise from the songs of your people.

*sharpens knife*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

336 318
I want to punch somebody. Anybody.

Go to the grocery store on a Saturday at noon. You won't make it 5 seconds.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (K22Va)

337 That good, huh ? And they still have your number....

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (zr5Kq)

......

Never use your cell as a business number.

You can not change it.

Lesson learned.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (rPQ2x)

338 Speaking of TV shows, did anyone else watch the Battlestar Galactica marathon on Syfy last week? I swear, I had never seen a single episode of that show until then.

I can see how people would like it, but at the same time, so much about it is so damn weird.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (pxDdN)

339 Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)


LOL, for the first time I got a warning, that 'some of the material might be offensive.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (NgKpN)

340 Give me back my Liberty!!

Do it soon Govies, because if you don't, I'm taking it back.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (axyOa)


Isn't this always the only way?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (jnM20)

341 I've been contacted by four different ex-girlfriends since the beginning of quarantine.

It's a strange phenomenon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:56 PM (rPQ2x)


Damn.
Only people contacting me are real estate weenies wanting to sell my house.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (axyOa)

342 289 People say well just open up your business, what can they do? Well some poor lady opened hers up and they came and chained her doors shut. I mean wtf do you do?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 27, 2020 10:55 PM (dUJdY)

There was an owner of a men's wear shop on TuCa tonight who opened his Manhattan shop today. He said the cops stopped by and he told them he was open and if people wanted to come in and shop and buy stuff he wasn't going to stop them. The cops left without giving him a ticket or doing anything.

He said the cops asked if he was a veteran and he said yes and they thanked him for his service and he thanked them.

Of course, things might be different tomorrow now that he's been on TuCa. DeBlasio will not stand for such insolence from the peasants.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (HabA/)

343 It is my hope that more Democrat politicians and alphabet agency employees go to jail so that they can all have an opportunity to visit each other there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (bW1Yb)

344 Go to the grocery store on a Saturday at noon. You won't make it 5 seconds.
Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (K22Va)

That's the damn truth. We've started going after dinner. An inconvenience, but a much better experience.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (OzQGF)

345 So ...a lot of big things happening in the last 4 months. Any chance all connected in some way? Impeachment, wuflu lockdown, brexit, fat Kim on life support?

Probably not but a chance to put on the tin foil hat.

Posted by: Pliney at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (nzKWW)

346 Thanks LS!

Interesting our neighbors have 5 and. 2 year old girls and they are still playing out in the backyard

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (/UQ/R)

347 Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (axyOa)

....

Well, I've mostly dated women in the extended car warranty business, so it may not be that odd.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (rPQ2x)

348 Isn't this always the only way?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (jnM20)


Eventually.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (axyOa)

349 "If you could end COVID-19 by sacrificing a part of the United States, which state would you choose and why Ohio?"
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity

Heh
there's another version:
""If you could end COVID-19 by giving it to one person, what would you say to Pelosi first?"

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (G546f)

350 It's decent, though I kinda got taken out of it by the fact that Aaron Paul and some of the others have very clearly aged since the finale, like too much to ignore.

---

Yeah, that's sort of the same thing with Better Call Saul. How can it be a prequel but Jimmy/Saul looks older. And what the heck are they going to do with Kim at the end? Kill her too?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (7ZQe3)

351 334 Bitter Clinger, have some of your exes call Insomniac.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 10:58 PM (zr5Kq)

.....

I have nothing against Insom.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 10:59 PM (rPQ2x)

Heh!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

I have to admit. Something that God may not grant me forgiveness for.

I once set up a guy I did not like, with an Ex, thinking they deserved each other.

They ended up married, and it was a TRUE EPIC train wreck.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (NgKpN)

352 So ...a lot of big things happening in the last 4 months. Any chance all connected in some way? Impeachment, wuflu lockdown, brexit, fat Kim on life support?

Probably not but a chance to put on the tin foil hat.
Posted by: Pliney at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (nzKWW)


Big extraterrestrial experiment.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)

353 >>> Speaking of TV shows, did anyone else watch the Battlestar Galactica marathon on Syfy last week? I swear, I had never seen a single episode of that show until then. Ican see how people would like it, but at the same time, so much about it is so damn weird.
Posted by: Dr. T at


What the frack are you talking about!

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (iaX2H)

354 NOT LIFE SUPPORT. DEAD!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 27, 2020 11:06 PM (XVuno)

355 Speaking of TV shows, did anyone else watch the Battlestar Galactica marathon on Syfy last week?


==

um, which version ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (zr5Kq)

356 349 "If you could end COVID-19 by sacrificing a part of the United States, which state would you choose and why Ohio?"
Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity

Heh
there's another version:
""If you could end COVID-19 by giving it to one person, what would you say to Pelosi first?"
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (G546f)

State? New York New York, that Covid Town.

The Governors a shit

and the economies down

They all got Covid cause they road in the ground.

New York New York! Its a Covid TOWN!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (NgKpN)

357 Of course, things might be different tomorrow now that he's been on TuCa. DeBlasio will not stand for such insolence from the peasants.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 27, 2020 11:03 PM (HabA/)

I saw on Daily Mail that he and his wife drove 11 miles to walk in Prospect Park and met up with a ration of shit from the people there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (OzQGF)

358 Stealing a tank isnt all that hard. First you have to locate the nearest base that has working tanks. That info usually isnt published but if you search using the term "armor' you can find where the tanks are.

Once you locate working tanks you will need to gain access to the base. Unless you already have military id or you are a grade a forger, getting in a guarded gate isnt goin to work.

You will need to get in by either going over or through a fence. Take bolt cutters. Good ones because that chain link is thicker than you think. You will also need to cut the lock of hatch you choose to use. I would advise going through the turret hatch if you are unfamilliar with the layout of a tracked vehicle.

You should also. if you don't have the experience, familiarize yourself with the controls and be able to locate the master power switch and the start button.

Once you gain access and have started you stolen 70 ton monster, please be smart and not like that dummy that stole an m-60 out in commiefornia,

COMBAT LOCK the damned thing. That way when you get cought on an obstacle, nobody can fire a weapon into the thing and end your reighn of terror.

Posted by: I have a plan at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (/LQkF)

359 So ...a lot of big things happening in the last 4 months. Any chance all connected in some way? Impeachment, wuflu lockdown, brexit, fat Kim on life support?

Probably not but a chance to put on the tin foil hat.
Posted by: Pliney at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (nzKWW)


***

Media here had a Special Announcement about a pending meat shortage.
Assholes.
I guess that is their next tactic in keeping the crisis going.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (axyOa)

360
In spite of your limited ambitions thereto, the correct answer in the present moment is: "Drink".

We can discuss more constructive ambitions, tomorrow.

Tonight? Just drink.

You don't gotta get blotto, but you do have to reach the point of Required Saturation so as to uncork your reserves of anger, rage and a will to avenge.

Tomorrow then, will look quite different.

You won't see "Karen" as an obstacle, obstruction or distraction.

But better, as a target of the fire of your will, the focus of your fury and the laughingstock of her neighbors.

You must take a metaphorical scalp. And not just at the net.

Hang that scalp from the lodge pole at your Hogan, and revel in the praise from the songs of your people.

*sharpens knife*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:02 PM (QzJWU)

I can really understand why this situation is driving people to drink.

But I rarely drink, and never alone...

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

361 runner, I believe there's two versions of Battlestar Galactica:

- The Star Wars-style version (1970s); and
- The Cylons In Nylons version (2000s)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

362 They ended up married, and it was a TRUE EPIC train wreck.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (NgKpN)

Prolly shouldn't have LOL'ed at that, but I did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (OzQGF)

363 Media here had a Special Announcement about a pending meat shortage.

I was IN THE POOL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

364 The Oppression Olympics in Portland is heating up!

For a while now, "progressive" nonprofits and other "progressive" organizations in Portland won't hire white men to run their organizations, and increasingly won't hire white men to be on staff. (Not even being homosexual is enough to overcome being white and male.)

White heterosexual women are also increasingly being shunned.

This means that "progressive" organizations in Portland are generally led by 1) white lesbians, or 2) Asians.

Well, I ran across a new acronym, which I had seen a few times, but didn't understand, called "BIPOC", which stands for Black/Indigenous People of Color. This, of course, is intended to remove intersectionality points from white lesbians and Asians, and make sure that only the truly deserving get credit for being oppressed.

Considering that Portland is 6.3% black and 1.0% Native American, it will be a challenge to staff all these do-gooder organizations with appropriate BIPOCs, but I'm sure that these "progressive" organizations will be up to the challenge.

The boast of one Portland "progressive" organization is no longer enough:

Our staff is 50% people of color, 100% women, 100% LGBTQ, 100% bada** and all are under the age of 35

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

365 Interesting our neighbors have 5 and. 2 year old girls and they are still playing out in the backyard
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *

That's the American way!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (WFcrO)

366 Only people contacting me are real estate weenies wanting to sell my house.

Had one call me today. He wanted to buy for 30% off in a rising market. I mean, it's a friggin' cardboard box and I'm going to sell anyways, but I'm not giving it away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (xkSJa)

367 I like BSG

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (G546f)

368 Interesting our neighbors have 5 and. 2 year old girls and they are still playing out in the backyard
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 27, 2020 11:04 PM (/UQ/R)

I certainly hope you have notified the police and CPS of this blatant violation of The Rules!

Posted by: Commissaress Kerenina at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (jnM20)

369 Gonna move, gonna go, gonna tell everyone I know.
Looking for a home in the heart of the country.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (K22Va)

370 um, which version ?
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (zr5Kq)


Versions?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (pxDdN)

371 Chris Christie closed NJ state parks for a weekend. He was branded a goat. Murphy closes the state trashes the economy and hes a progressive hero.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (WQZ1O)

372 I know Tricia Helfer was in the 'new' Battlestar Galactica as a cylon. Easy on the eyes... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

373 Media here had a Special Announcement about a pending meat shortage.

Expect of flurry of articles in the New York Times and the Washington Post over the next few days explaining that vegetarianism is good for you, and veganism is even better.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

374 372 I know Tricia Helfer was in the 'new' Battlestar Galactica as a cylon. Easy on the eyes... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

Nerd version of Ginger or Mary Anne?

6? or 7 of 9?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)

375 355 Speaking of TV shows, did anyone else watch the Battlestar Galactica marathon on Syfy last week?


==

um, which version ?
Posted by: runner



Grace Park is good lookin' but she's no Maren Jensen who was a total smokeshow.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (7dKMf)

376 Well, I ran across a new acronym, which I had seen a few times, but didn't understand, called "BIPOC", which stands for Black/Indigenous People of Color. This, of course, is intended to remove intersectionality points from white lesbians and Asians, and make sure that only the truly deserving get credit for being oppressed.
==

BIPOC is an acronym I've seen from the Ravelry refugees
apparently the SJWs trying to shame the weak minded into only supporting BIPOC yarn and craft sellers

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (G546f)

377 The Star Wars-style version (1970s); and
- The Cylons In Nylons version (2000s)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)


Yes, zat iz true, and I would like to know which one peaked Dr. T's interest.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

378 So no stimulus check or any idea if or when will get any. If we receive it it would go to help save the business. No PPP since application got in too late for first round, and second application is in but the news on the street is that many businesses will still not get any help from the second PPP round. We are franchisees and the parent company is acting as if it's business as usual. They seem to have no comprehension or willingness to acknowledge that except for some Zoom work, we have no customers and may soon lose the few left. I already furloughed all employees except for one. Don't know how much longer we can hold on.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 27, 2020 11:11 PM (QP5Tn)

379 So ...a lot of big things happening in the last 4 months. Any chance all
connected in some way? Impeachment, wuflu lockdown, brexit, fat Kim on
life support?

---
Kim had the key information about the obama/clinton regime's dealing with China and someone in the deepstate was taking a sample from the wuhan lab to slip to one of Kim's comfort women, but got mugged on the way to his car.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 11:11 PM (kOpft)

380 Seems to me these things should be done in front of the governors' mansions.
Posted by: Turn Two

We're 300 miles away on the inconsequential side of the state. It's as much a statement to local governance to grow a pair and tell Inslee the Ignorant to take a flying fook.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (BrcQS)

381 Tupac>>BIPOC

Posted by: Miklos flashing gang signs at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Romeo, Helfer's Cylon character was named Number Six.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

383 >>> 6? or 7 of 9?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)


And

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (iaX2H)

384 I don't know anything about versions, all I know is this was the one with Katee Sackhoff.

Overall, it held my attention, but the last season felt like a raging dumpster fire to me.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (pxDdN)

385 When we are allowed to live again, I think I'll get a massage. This really is designed to make people crazy. No touch, can't see peoples' faces, no social gatherings.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (Lqy/e)

386 382 Romeo, Helfer's Cylon character was named Number Six.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

Annnddddddd

I knew that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (NgKpN)

387 Can you imagine being a popular bar owner when all this crap ends?

Ka-ching!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)

388 358 Stealing a tank isnt all that hard. First you have to locate the nearest base that has working tanks. That info usually isnt published but if you search using the term "armor' you can find where the tanks are.

Once you locate working tanks you will need to gain access to the base. Unless you already have military id or you are a grade a forger, getting in a guarded gate isnt goin to work.

You will need to get in by either going over or through a fence. Take bolt cutters. Good ones because that chain link is thicker than you think. You will also need to cut the lock of hatch you choose to use. I would advise going through the turret hatch if you are unfamilliar with the layout of a tracked vehicle.

You should also. if you don't have the experience, familiarize yourself with the controls and be able to locate the master power switch and the start button.

Once you gain access and have started you stolen 70 ton monster, please be smart and not like that dummy that stole an m-60 out in commiefornia,

COMBAT LOCK the damned thing. That way when you get cought on an obstacle, nobody can fire a weapon into the thing and end your reighn of terror.
Posted by: I have a plan at April 27, 2020 11:07 PM (/LQkF)

---

*grins*

Former Armament Tech suffice?

Since I still have base privileges, and my daughter also works on Ft. Hood, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)

389 This country will turn into a bloody battle ground when the cigarette supply chain is interrupted.

Nic-fitting smokers will lead a glorious revolution.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (rPQ2x)

390
Oh, damn, I told her there was no way my wallet was on the premises, because it wasn't in the two places I keep it, and if it's not there, then it's gone forever.

She said "Look in the laundry room, then your car, because that's where you went today."

I said "No way it's in those places, because I wouldn't leave it there."

She said "It's gotta be here, and we're not going to bed until we find it, and I'll go look if you don't."

So I did, to appease her, and it was totally in the laundry room. I'm a dumbass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (BOr8Z)

391
Expect of flurry of articles in the New York Times and the Washington Post over the next few days explaining that vegetarianism is good for you, and veganism is even better.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

My daughter's rheumatologist told her to start the Auto Immune Protocol diet, which is essentially paleo, but with a lot more fruit and veg. The couple of AIP cookbooks i have gotten are death on vegan/vegetarian, and the food pyramid. It's actually pretty interesting reading since they are all written by biochemists.

I will draw the line at organ meats, though. Just no.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (mFoNl)

392 Versions?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM (pxDdN)


yes, there was original 1970s that was probably not on ScyF recently...ok. so you watched the 90s weirdo version.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (zr5Kq)

393 379... Now to work in the brexit/ impeachment angle.

Posted by: Pliney at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (nzKWW)

394 Now, I will admit.

If I HAD to choose between 6 or 7 of 9?

7 of 9.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:15 PM (NgKpN)

395 So I did, to appease her, and it was totally in the laundry room. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*points and laughs at YD*

how's your baby? she good?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:15 PM (G546f)

396 They ended up married, and it was a TRUE EPIC train wreck.
Posted by: Romeo13


Most Excellent.

Posted by: Fingers Templed at April 27, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

397 So I did, to appease her, and it was totally in the laundry room. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (BOr8Z)
* * * *

Laughing, but so glad you found the wallet.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (WFcrO)

398 Overall, it held my attention, but the last season felt like a raging dumpster fire to me.
That's pretty much because it was.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (xkSJa)

399 Fortunately America knows how to grow tobacco and keep those nicotine starved addicts at bay.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (zr5Kq)

400 Since I still have base privileges, and my daughter also works on Ft. Hood, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
Posted by: SMH

Egress via the Class 6.

Posted by: Miklos with a list at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

401 I like BSG
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:09 PM


Wait until he stalks you ...

Posted by: Winona at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (DMUuz)

402 So no stimulus check or any idea if or when will get any.


Supposedly, the stimulus checks are being released on a staggered basis based on the AGI on your last filed tax return. Don't know for sure but that fits with those I know that have recieved them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (BrcQS)

403 Kim had the key information about the obama/clinton regime's dealing
with China and someone in the deepstate was taking a sample from the
wuhan lab to slip to one of Kim's comfort women, but got mugged on the
way to his car.
---
Oops.
Anyway, the whole pandemic is cover for a series of attempted assassinations of world leaders, leaked directly to their inner circles. The got to Boris, but it didn't take. They got a guy to Trump, but Trump shot him and we'll never hear about it.
Also it's not actually the coronavirus, it's a mutant version of the sperm of a Zeta Reticulan.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (kOpft)

404 there were yuge gaping plotholes in the BSG ending
but still a fun series

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

405 I once set up a guy I did not like, with an Ex, thinking they deserved each other.

They ended up married, and it was a TRUE EPIC train wreck.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (NgKpN)

That's eeeeevil. I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

406 I will draw the line at organ meats, though. Just no.

I didn't even know pipe organs had meat in them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (xkSJa)

407
I've heard from several folks that Phil Murphy is taking all of New Jersey's toys and staying in his little slice of paradise for as long as it takes for things to be safe (or words to that effect).

Have fun in your little fort, guv'ner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (pNxlR)

408 I saw Yuge Gaping Plotholes open for Los Lobos a the Rivera back in 1999.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:18 PM (zr5Kq)

409 Now to work in the brexit/ impeachment angle.

The Remain people are already claiming that the CCP virus epidemic in the UK is all Brexit's fault, since the government was focusing on Brexit, and not on the onrushing Chinese Plague.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

410 Krebs, Dem govs are likely using the pandemic (while no one's looking) to steal everything that's not nailed down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

411 I have no dea if Wolf set an open date for PA

last I heard is we are closed til May 8

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:19 PM (G546f)

412 So I did, to appease her, and it was totally in the laundry room. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

With a contrite heart, sheepishly admit that it's because you only possess one X chromosome.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (BrcQS)

413 another new Battlestar on the way...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9j7qhkr

Posted by: are all the "men" soi bois on this version also? at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (/LQkF)

414 ..Good evening, Horde.

I'm so angry about this Covid crap I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

I was super angry last week. Now I'm just go from pissed and irritated to resigned and cynical. Still can't believe there are Twitter "influencers" on the right/pro-Trump who still think shutting down society wasn't the stupidest idea in decades. I keep thinking how much better we'd be handling this if it happened in the pre-internet days. It'd be thought of a mainly a threat to nursing homes and such, and people'd be taking precautions to protect at-risk family members, but none of this impossible notion that we need to keep everyone and anyone from catching it.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (zqs/f)

415 IRS.gov has an online form you can file to determine your eligibility for the $1200 and submit bank info for direct deposit if you are eligible.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (H5knJ)

416 I picked up two whole beef tenderloins at $7.88 a pound today.

The meat market is all over the place.

Some days I can't find chicken thighs or they are twice the usual price and yet I find beef on the cheap, relatively speaking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (rPQ2x)

417 402 So no stimulus check or any idea if or when will get any.


Supposedly, the stimulus checks are being released on a staggered basis based on the AGI on your last filed tax return. Don't know for sure but that fits with those I know that have recieved them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (BrcQS)


I got a letter today telling me that my father received a stimulus check.

My dad is dead and has no open bank accounts.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

418 I will draw the line at organ meats, though. Just no.

==

Not even some garlic-fried liver with a nice Chianti?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:21 PM (G546f)

419 ..Since I still have base privileges, and my daughter also works on Ft. Hood, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)




I hope you find the one carrying a full combat load, fuel and extra rations?

And don't some of the later marks feature a remote-controlled machine gun a the Tank Commander's hatch?

Keep your head down but the rounds OUT!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

420 416 I picked up two whole beef tenderloins at $7.88 a pound today.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (rPQ2x)


Whoa. The Matrix has been disrupted. Enjoy them.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:21 PM (dOV9E)

421 Expect of flurry of articles in the New York Times and the Washington Post over the next few days explaining that vegetarianism is good for you, and veganism is even better.

Let me correct that - there will be two sorts of articles about the impending meat shortage in the Wa Po and the NYT:

1) It's all Trump's fault
2) Vegetarianism is good for you, and veganism is even better

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

422 That's pretty much because it was.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (xkSJa)

Whew, glad it wasn't just me.

But I did think it was interesting up to that point.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (pxDdN)

423 Still can't believe there are Twitter "influencers" on the right/pro-Trump who still think shutting down society wasn't the stupidest idea in decades


rrrrr Scott Adams rrrrrrr

does getting a much younger wife/girlfriend actually just turn your brain to mush or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (j9HX3)

424
I was super angry last week. Now I'm just go from pissed and irritated to resigned and cynical. Still can't believe there are Twitter "influencers" on the right/pro-Trump who still think shutting down society wasn't the stupidest idea in decades. I keep thinking how much better we'd be handling this if it happened in the pre-internet days. It'd be thought of a mainly a threat to nursing homes and such, and people'd be taking precautions to protect at-risk family members, but none of this impossible notion that we need to keep everyone and anyone from catching it.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (zqs/f)


Yep.

It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

425 Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)

I call shotgun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

426 Stealing a tank isnt all that hard.
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The hard part is avoiding the cops until you get five stars.

Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (kOpft)

427 Sittin in the back seat of my car.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)

428 Sittin in the back seat of my car.
Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)


By yourself ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)

429 Because we need details !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (zr5Kq)

430 2) Vegetarianism is good for you, and veganism is even better
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

Can we interest you in an Impossible Whopper? Tastes just like the real thing!

Posted by: Burger King at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (OzQGF)

431 Wow; We actually have a decent State Senator in NJ
He started a petition to urge Murphy to open churches:

https://www.senatenj.com/petitions/openreligion/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (bW1Yb)

432 And don't some of the later marks feature a remote-controlled machine gun a the Tank Commander's hatch?

Yes, but the CROWS is more fun

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (B7KlG)

433 So no stimulus check or any idea if or when will get any.


Supposedly, the stimulus checks are being released on a staggered basis based on the AGI on your last filed tax return. Don't know for sure but that fits with those I know that have recieved them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:16 PM (BrcQS)

I hope it's not too late for me, still got to file 2019. I made over the cut off for 2018, but less than have my income in 2019 due to being gout of work.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (zqs/f)

434 417: the federal government could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (X10+/)

435 Anyway, the whole pandemic is cover for a series of attempted assassinations of world leaders, leaked directly to their inner circles. The got to Boris, but it didn't take. They got a guy to Trump, but Trump shot him and we'll never hear about it.
Also it's not actually the coronavirus, it's a mutant version of the sperm of a Zeta Reticulan.
Posted by: Methos at April 27, 2020 11:17 PM (kOpft)

Pity they never took a shot at Trudeau.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (miJU3)

436 If SMH and MisHum get a tank, I volunteer to be the loader... I'm still quite good at lifting heavy...things...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (7WaWV)

437 425 Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)

I call shotgun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

---

That would be the loader, since I would be TC.

Wouldn't you rather be a gunner or driver?

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

438
In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me. And so this for us is a part of our value system.

I was a helpless, unborn child and you aborted me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (mht8P)

439 It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)


There's one blog I read, whose name I won't mention, but up to now has been as hard-core conservative as any of us could ask for. Once this hit, though, the blogger went into "Full Shutdown! ELEVENTY!!!" mode, and started outright mocking anyone complaining about being thrown out of work ("But Muh Paychecks!"). He's in the medical profession, so maybe he's just gotten overwrought, but it's really soured me on his stuff, much to my regret.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (pxDdN)

440 Wouldn't you rather be a gunner or driver?
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

Driver, right here *points at self

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)

441 May 5th 10am downtown Spokane Inslee protest. I don't know if it's in Riverfront or in front of the federal courthouse.
Posted by: Sock Monkey.
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Seems to me these things should be done in front of the governors' mansions.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 11:01 PM (iaX2H)


These things should be done inside the governors' mansions, with room-to-room searches as required.

Posted by: RickZ at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

442 436 If SMH and MisHum get a tank, I volunteer to be the loader... I'm still quite good at lifting heavy...things...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (7WaWV)

437 425 Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:13 PM (RU4sa)

I call shotgun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (aA3+G)

---

That would be the loader, since I would be TC.

Wouldn't you rather be a gunner or driver?
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

---

Okay.

You're my loader.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (RU4sa)

443 By yourself ?

Well no. My bourbon friend is with me in the rain.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)

444 In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me, WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO BE BORN, YOU ABORTED ME.
And so this for us is a part of our value system.
Thanks Nancy

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at April 27, 2020 11:27 PM (rSJN4)

445 I was super angry last week. Now I'm just go from pissed and irritated to resigned and cynical.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 27, 2020 11:20 PM (zqs/f)

I've been pretty calm and fatalistic until today, when most of the day I was just fraking ready to scream.
I've calmed down again, mostly.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (G546f)

446
I once set up a guy I did not like, with an Ex, thinking they deserved each other.


My ex called me up about a dozen years after we divorced and started the conversation with, "Hi, this is [ her first name ], we used to be married."

I said, "Yeah, I recognize the voice." (duh)

She then proceeded to go on a long involved ramble about "... letting bygones be bygones, and we'd both found someone else, and ..."

I cut her off and said, "Let me guess, you want our marriage annulled." (She had married a Catholic.)

Shocked, she said, "Yeah, how'd you know?"

I said, "Send me the papers, I'll put down my side of the story PDQ as I wasn't the one with maturity issues."

She did, I did, and within two months, annulled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (pNxlR)

447 Well no. My bourbon friend is with me in the rain.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)

.....

Cheers!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (rPQ2x)

448 @407 the backlash from Murphys presser today is ugly. And im old enough to remember the sight if tanks rolling outta the Sea Girt ARNG armory in the 60's.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (WQZ1O)

449 It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

I worked with two women who were always on the same page as me, politically speaking. But the second Inslee ordered the shutdown and we were deemed essential, they were literally shrieking and crying that the GOVERNOR wants us all at home and being at work is NOT SAFE. I have lost all respect for the both of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (OzQGF)

450 A quick organ meats sketch:

Chicken or duck liver: Saute in olive oil, salt and pepper, do not overcook, ambrosial.

Chicken hearts: Saute in lard until crisp on the outside and just not-pink on the inside. Wonderful. No one seems to eat these, so I don't know why they're so hard to find.

Chicken gizzard: Simmer, slice thin, dress. Enjoyable meat platter option.

Pig kidney: A pain to trim, you need a really sharp, thin knife, but the Sichuan version of this is unbelievably good.

Pig liver: Not much experience with this, except in rice porridge, where it shines.

Pig intestines: Fried crisp on the outside, creamy inside. Um, cleaning is really important, guys. Awesome, though.

Calves liver: Really good, but you have to be restrained in the cooking. The moment the pink almost vanishes from the very center of the slice is the moment to eat it. Overcooked, it is horrid.

Adult cow liver: This tastes disgusting. Do not eat.

Beef/pork tripe: cook until soft. Needs serious flavors to make it edible. Curry works.

Goose intestines: Surprisingly noodle-like. No flavor. Great texture. Spicy sauce and served cold is the way to go.

Never had lamb kidney, but Nero Wolfe says to broil it and brush with mustard sauce.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (dOV9E)

451 I got a letter today telling me that my father received a stimulus check.

My dad is dead and has no open bank accounts.
Posted by: Ladyl

Having dealt with that 1200 lb guerrilla on qualuads for 3 decades that sounds about par for the course.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (BrcQS)

452 SMH, do you have Amazon Prime? They had a Russkie movie (dubbed in English) called "T-34." You may find it interesting. It's about Red Army soldiers stealing a tank and breaking out of nazi camp.

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (zr5Kq)

453 Driver, right here *points at self
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)

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Looks like I have a tank crew.

Moi: TC

MH: Gunner

runner: Driver

Zettai: Loader

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

454 Chicken hearts: Saute in lard until crisp on the outside and just not-pink on the inside. Wonderful. No one seems to eat these, so I don't know why they're so hard to find.


I tried those once. Once.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

455 Rally point is Ft. Hood.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

456 448 @407 the backlash from Murphys presser today is ugly. And im old enough to remember the sight if tanks rolling outta the Sea Girt ARNG armory in the 60's.


Murphy is clearly an idiot. But at least he doesn't actively hate the people of his state, like Wolf does.

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (j9HX3)

457 430 Can we interest you in an Impossible Whopper? Tastes just like the real thing!
Posted by: Burger King at April 27, 2020 11:24 PM (OzQGF)


Congratulations on making plants that bleed, I guess.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (dOV9E)

458 Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

I'll be what ever you want me to be on tank detail

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

459 448 @407 the backlash from Murphys presser today is ugly. And im old enough to remember the sight if tanks rolling outta the Sea Girt ARNG armory in the 60's.
Posted by: BluesFish

he basically said that NJ is under house arrest forever, right?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (G546f)

460 "If you could end COVID-19 by giving it to one person, what would you say to Pelosi first?"

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:05 PM (G546f)

Heh. I heard a good meme today --

So, casino owners, now YOU know what it feels like to lose a lot of money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (XF4b8)

461 Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (WQZ1O)

What did the backlash consist of? I don't have a working T.V.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (bW1Yb)

462 Wouldn't you rather be a gunner or driver?

I'll take gunner if no one else takes it.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (K22Va)

463 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

464 Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:31 PM (zr5Kq)

465 Throw in the tank and add destruction to the list too!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

466 Zettai: Loader

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)

467 Wouldn't you rather be a gunner or driver?

I'll take gunner if no one else takes it.
Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:30 PM (K22Va)

OK, I think we have a full complement. Where are we going ?

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)

468 OK, I think we have a full complement. Where are we going ?
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)

---

Wherever we want.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

469 Looks like I have a tank crew.

Moi: TC

MH: Gunner

runner: Driver

Zettai: Loader

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)


Adam Schiff -- Speed bump.

Jerry Nadler -- Tank tread grease.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (XF4b8)

470 Looks like I have a tank crew.

Moi: TC

MH: Gunner

runner: Driver

Zettai: Loader
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

Hah !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (zr5Kq)

471
These things should be done inside the governors' mansions, with room-to-room searches as required.
Posted by: RickZ

Not yet, but that may come.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (BrcQS)

472 To Hell and back, should Fortune favour us!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (7WaWV)

473 463 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!
Posted by: Insomniac

You are too nice

I'd like to celebrate by
*type delete*
list

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (G546f)

474 463 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)


Agreed. This will be our generation's End Of Prohibition. Champagne from ladies' slippers. Hot Whiskey Punch. Cigars so large, you need a support system for the distant end. Entire cows, cooked over fire, as a snack.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (dOV9E)

475 I will draw the line at organ meats, though. Just no.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (mFoNl)

Okay, scratch hot dogs and sausages.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (e1mEI)

476 @461 forget any media pushback. check his FB and twitter page.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (WQZ1O)

477 Fucking Karens. Time to out the snitches if they're so fucking proud of "being responsible"

So several neighbors of a friend gathered in her driveway, talking while keeping their distance. Sheriff shows up to disperse the group, saying other neighbors had called 911 to report them.

https://tinyurl.com/y8tdjcft

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (qAR6u)

478 Salutes SMH

Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (aA3+G)

479 Ahem.

I believe you are talking about MY rage tank.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT)

480 OK, I think we have a full complement. Where are we going ?
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)

---

Wherever we want.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

Let's invade Canada !!

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)

481 463 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:31 PM
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I've learned to quit at decadence. The depravity and debauchery resulted to too many restrictions on my freedom.

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (rSJN4)

482 ha ha vmom you and me

with the lists

my list is getting really really long too

it's definitely written in indelible ink this time

Posted by: BlackOrchidInCaptivity at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (j9HX3)

483 So I am watching the My Self Reliance guy and he's good. The problem is that he lives in serious snow country. I may have to find someone with warmer weather.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (Lqy/e)

484 454 Chicken hearts: Saute in lard until crisp on the outside and just not-pink on the inside. Wonderful. No one seems to eat these, so I don't know why they're so hard to find.

I tried those once. Once.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)


Oh. OK, try olive oil.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (dOV9E)

485 The boast of one Portland "progressive" organization is no longer enough:

Our staff is 50% people of color, 100% women, 100% LGBTQ, 100% bada** and all are under the age of 35
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 27, 2020 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

100% badass? Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (OzQGF)

486 Agreed. This will be our generation's End Of Prohibition. Champagne from ladies' slippers. Hot Whiskey Punch. Cigars so large, you need a support system for the distant end. Entire cows, cooked over fire, as a snack.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (dOV9E)

Oh, you know it !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (zr5Kq)

487 "Baby Blue" was written by Ham for a young woman he met in Wichita Kansas, who took up with him and followed the group around the country during their first US tour. He promised to keep in touch and, well, you guys know about that.
But he always felt badly about it so he wrote this song for "Dixie dear". I grew up in Kansas and live in Wichita, so whenever I hear this song I wonder how a Kansas girl felt having a huge hit song/love letter written to her by a British rocker.

Posted by: jbspry at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (8V4Sv)

488 Sabot loaded! Gun Ready!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (7WaWV)

489 Mishum was your music selection (Badfinger) a subtle reference to stinky finger Joe?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (BrcQS)

490 Y'all realize the shitstorm a single M1A2 can unleash on a metro area?

*sighs*

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (RU4sa)

491 @459 no end in sight to house arrest.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (WQZ1O)

492 475 I will draw the line at organ meats, though. Just no.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 11:14 PM (mFoNl)

Okay, scratch hot dogs and sausages.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (e1mEI)


Really unfortunate post-nick combination you've got going, there.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:36 PM (dOV9E)

493 OK, I think we have a full complement. Where are we going ?

To fuck stuff up, whattya think? lol, I'm kidding Bob.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:36 PM (K22Va)

494 484 454 Chicken hearts: Saute in lard until crisp on the outside and just not-pink on the inside. Wonderful. No one seems to eat these, so I don't know why they're so hard to find.

I tried those once. Once.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

Oh. OK, try olive oil.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (dOV9E)

Blecccch. You know those pieces of rubber you put on a fishing line so you can practice casting? Chicken hearts are like trying to eat one of those.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

495 >>> on the same page as me, politically speaking. But the second Inslee ordered the shutdown and we were deemed essential, they were literally shrieking and crying that the GOVERNOR wants us all at home and being at work is NOT SAFE. I have lost all respect for the both of them.
Posted by: Jordan61

Yeah, sounds just like my four sisters. Disappointed, but they're family. So no rubbing it in later when this turns out to be a big nothingburger.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 27, 2020 11:36 PM (iaX2H)

496 So, how well will Flynn be getting from did first law firms malpractice insurance

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (B7KlG)

497 There's a bolt of lightning just waiting to be given the word to strike Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)

498 I went to the grocery store today. Some lady asked me if I was registered to vote.

I said no, cuz felons can't vote.

One the way out, she asked for a donation cuz she was going through hard times.

I said sure. Then I realized I had no more cash. I said you can have some groceries. She said yes please.

So I handed her two cans of Spam. She accepted nicely. I asked if she wanted two more, but she said no cuz Spam is very salty, and not good for her diet.

She was old, so I can see that.

Then she left and I left.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (Ae67h)

499 Oh, hi. I left a little while ago. But I forgot my hat, so I had to come back.

G'nite. 'Twas a hoot, as ever.

ZZzz.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (G0qhR)

500 Sabot loaded! Gun Ready!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:35 PM (7WaWV)

*pedal to the metal

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (zr5Kq)

501 Agreed. This will be our generation's End Of Prohibition. Champagne from ladies' slippers. Hot Whiskey Punch. Cigars so large, you need a support system for the distant end. Entire cows, cooked over fire, as a snack.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (dOV9E)

Banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (NWiLs)

502 told KTE today - can't wait until I can go somewhere again

KTE- you always stay home anyway

me- that's not the point - I want the option of going somewhere!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (G546f)

503 What this country really needs is to bring back tarring and feathering.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

504 @490. Vietnam era tanks and the crews were yelling at us for riding our bicycles next to them on NJ route 35.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 27, 2020 11:38 PM (WQZ1O)

505 Let's invade Canada !!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)

We'll leave the light on for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:38 PM (miJU3)

506 I guess I'll volunteer to let you use my intestines to grease the treads. Not a glamorous position, but essential.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (Fc5rx)

507 I am lucky that my better half still has a job. But we dont know for how long. If this crappola keeps going for one more month, many people who were essential in March will be furloughed. Many of them like my stupidest of liberals sister doesnt realize this yet because she lives in the unicorn and rainbow land of Keynesian economics I guess.

Its difficult to see a small (small small) business that we built from 0 and has been successful for 19plus years go belly up. Plus the staff that depends 100% on the income they make with us. The knowledge that even with UC through July, there wont be many new jobs available for them the longer this lockdown continues.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (QP5Tn)

508 The Angel of Death M1 Abrams Tank in Action, Firing Its Cannons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31kaGFETQv8

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (RU4sa)

509 You people ate tooooo squeamish. Just wait 'till the GREAT MEAT SHORTAGE is fully upon us. You will be begging, BEGGING to eat liver and tongue and chicken hearts and gizzards..

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (zr5Kq)

510 No one claimed THE most important Tank Crew position.

I'll drive the fuel tanker.

But I'm gonna need Mad Max levels of protection crew, on board.

Thing should be gunned up like a B-17 H.

Let's Roll!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

511 Blecccch. You know those pieces of rubber you put on a fishing line so you can practice casting? Chicken hearts are like trying to eat one of those.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

My husband LOVES chicken hearts and gizzards. Oh, and menudo. Yuck.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (OzQGF)

512 I-I-I, jes' wanna rock n roll all ni-i-ght,
And party evuhry day!

There are no walls! There are no borders! There's only one nation! And that's KISS nation!

Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (Cssks)

513
I worked with two women who were always on the same page as me, politically speaking. But the second Inslee ordered the shutdown and we were deemed essential, they were literally shrieking and crying that the GOVERNOR wants us all at home and being at work is NOT SAFE. I have lost all respect for the both of them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (OzQGF)


Good God.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

514 510 No one claimed THE most important Tank Crew position.

I'll drive the fuel tanker.

But I'm gonna need Mad Max levels of protection crew, on board.

Thing should be gunned up like a B-17 H.

Let's Roll!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

Oooh I'll be part of the protection crew!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:40 PM (OzQGF)

515 I worked with two women who were always on the same page as me, politically speaking. But the second Inslee ordered the shutdown and we were deemed essential, they were literally shrieking and crying that the GOVERNOR wants us all at home and being at work is NOT SAFE. I have lost all respect for the both of them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:28 PM (OzQGF)

Proof that not just guys can be total fags.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:40 PM (NWiLs)

516 The Democrats have three primary goals:

1. Kill as many BROWN babies as possible AND eliminate God's presence in our lives;

2. Create as many mentally ill permanent dependents of the State; so creat ing a system where Democrats will never lose another election at any level.

3. Get well from the abuse of regulations and directly from the public coffers

That's all they care about.
Posted by: Sharkman

Edits

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:40 PM (B7KlG)

517
Go to ZeroHedge and check out the second post from the top. Two professors argue in the Atlantic that China has it right with Internet censorship, and the US has it wrong. We need moar controls on online speech.

One of those profs is a former W. Bush administration lawyer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

518 510 No one claimed THE most important Tank Crew position.

I'll drive the fuel tanker.

But I'm gonna need Mad Max levels of protection crew, on board.

Thing should be gunned up like a B-17 H.

Let's Roll!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

*eyes colander face mask*

Oh yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

519
PB&J sandwiches in that blueprint? Must be a student exercise. Actual sandwiches have meat, cheese and mustard (or mayo) and three pieces of bread for structural support.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:41 PM (mht8P)

520
Looks like I have a tank crew.

Moi: TC

MH: Gunner

runner: Driver

Zettai: Loader
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

Need anybody to hang onto the back and dismount to provide local security while stopped at liquor stores?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2020 11:41 PM (e1mEI)

521 Grilled chicken livers wrapped in bacon was the "special' thing a nice lady made for all outdoor grill parties in Budapest.

A spoonful of palinka makes the liver go down.

Posted by: Miklos knows about Hungarian Tripe Stew as well at April 27, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

522 The Real Reason Why Enemies Fear America's M1 Abrams Super Tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRmqv99DuM

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:41 PM (RU4sa)

523 It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

But are they true conservatives?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (jnM20)

524
Thing should be gunned up like a B-17 H.


Thing should be a drone

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (B7KlG)

525 In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me, WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO BE BORN, YOU ABORTED ME.
And so this for us is a part of our value system.
Thanks Nancy
Posted by: rld77 with coffee

I didn't know they allowed women as Pharisees? Who knew?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (BrcQS)

526 497There's a bolt of lightning just waiting to be given the word to strike Nancy Pelosi



It would be nice if she came to Florida during rainy season and stood outside at 4pm under a tree for 15 mins.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (QP5Tn)

527 511 My husband LOVES chicken hearts and gizzards. Oh, and menudo. Yuck.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:39 PM (OzQGF)


Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)

528 525 In our caucus, we are very devoted to the Gospel of Matthew when I was hungry, you fed me, when I was homeless, you sheltered me, when I was imprisoned, you visited me, WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO BE BORN, YOU ABORTED ME.
And so this for us is a part of our value system.
Thanks Nancy
Posted by: rld77 with coffee

I didn't know they allowed women as Pharisees? Who knew?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (BrcQS)

*****

Yup. When I heard that clip of Nancy, I thought "Get thee behind me Satan."

Posted by: El Jefe at April 27, 2020 11:43 PM (Ae67h)

529
Let's invade Canada !!
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)


Capture and annex their strategic poutine and maple syrup deposits but leave the Canadians. Especially the Quebecoise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:44 PM (mht8P)

530
Looks like I have a tank crew.

Moi: TC

MH: Gunner

runner: Driver

Zettai: Loader
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:29 PM (RU4sa)

Need anybody to hang onto the back and dismount to provide local security while stopped at liquor stores?
Posted by: Headless Body

I'll be the GD subcontractor with parts and maintenance, you can pay in cash or whiskey

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:44 PM (B7KlG)

531
Does anyone want a nice little job, which would be good exercise and get you out of the house. I discovered this afternoon, to my nausea, that the left rear tire on my 7710 had sprung a leak. Nice little 1" gash. I heard a crazy noise and it was leaking. As it rolls, it transitions from leaking water to air and back again.

I dead that. So if anyone wants to do it for me, I'll give you an RC and a Moon Pie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:44 PM (rCwaK)

532 Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)

It looks and smells revolting. I'd rather have a hangover.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:44 PM (OzQGF)

533 Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)


The soup or the band?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

534 I've seen "Fury" so many times I think I'll be ok.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (K22Va)

535 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus


So.

When does your PTO kick in?

Posted by: Miklos, for planning purposes only at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

536 Fucking Karens. Time to out the snitches if they're so fucking proud of "being responsible"

So several neighbors of a friend gathered in her driveway, talking while keeping their distance. Sheriff shows up to disperse the group, saying other neighbors had called 911 to report them.

https://tinyurl.com/y8tdjcft
Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2020 11:34 PM (qAR6u)

You know, this sort of shit would end pretty quickly if every such outing by the sheriff resulted in his cruiser getting a couple of flat tires.

"Hey! Who flattened my tires?" (turns to crowd) "Did any of you see who flattened my tires?" (voice in back) "Yeah." "Can you describe him?" "Naw. He was wearing a mask."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (miJU3)

537 There is Menudo soup ??? Live and learn, live and learn...

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (zr5Kq)

538 I do hope I'm in good condition to attend Insom's post house arrest party when we return from the mission...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (7WaWV)

539 Vallejo is a shithole, and has been for a very long time. If cat throwing is the worst they can find, then they are doing a lot better than when I lived in the East Bay and worked near Vallejo in the North Bay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 27, 2020 10:08 PM (dLLD6)


The Dead Fish Restaurant. Only good thing about Vallejo.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (377Zs)

540 "OK, I think we have a full complement. Where are we going ?"
-Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:32 PM (zr5Kq)

"Wherever we want."
-Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, CO had the right idea, methinks.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 27, 2020 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

541 Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.
Posted by: Splunge

It cures next week's hangover by reminding you not to get drunk

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:46 PM (B7KlG)

542 Decadence and depravity and debauchery!

Only problem is, those tend to be followed by depression, destitution and dementia.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

543 >> When does your PTO kick in?

Mine kicks in whenever I flip the lever on the tractors. Does useful thing like turning the bush hog blades.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

544 539 The Dead Fish Restaurant. Only good thing about Vallejo.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (377Zs)


Intrigued. But it says it's in Crockett. Might have to visit when they're open again.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (dOV9E)

545
I didn't know they allowed women as Pharisees? Who knew?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...bananas at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (BrcQS)


"A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing." - Proverbs 9:13

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (mht8P)

546 I dead that. So if anyone wants to do it for me, I'll give you an RC and a Moon Pie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:44 PM (rCwaK)

Get Slow Joe to stick his fingers in it. He has skillz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (miJU3)

547 Every tank mission needs artillery.
I'll be the FO.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (axyOa)

548 Never had lamb kidney, but Nero Wolfe says to broil it and brush with mustard sauce.


My Mom told me that the morning after her wedding night she ordered lamb's kidneys for breakfast and my Dad told her he never would have married her if he knew she ate lamb's kidneys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (a4EWo)

549

Patching a tractor tire counts as debauchery. It's real wicked fun, I tell you what.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

550 ..Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)



Oh HELL no. I had neighbors who'd play that shit when they got in from the bars at 4am. Turned up to Eleventy.

Gave ME a hangover, halfway across the neighborhood!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

551 Tonight at sunset, I posted up at my front gate. There were many people coming down the sidewalk, couples, some on bikes in the street, others pushing strollers with babies or toddlers, I greeted each one with a smile and " Hey , how are you?" "Beautiful evening, hope you are doing well."

Most (not wearing masks) greeted me equally as well. Some even pushed their strollers up my walkway so I could get a view of their children, and then wished me well.

I stayed out there till the sun was down. There was the occasional solo walker with a mask that just waked on by without an acknowledgement...(no doubt still locked into some self imposed total quarantine.)

I was just reaching out, to re-connect, with my fellow humans....

there is hope.

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 27, 2020 11:48 PM (kFkpX)

552 Only problem is, those tend to be followed by depression, destitution and dementia.



Despair, deflation and deviancy...

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:48 PM (zr5Kq)

553 I'll be what ever you want me to be on tank detail
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, gonna put you in my next "novel" at April 27, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

554 runner, definitely!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

555 508 The Angel of Death M1 Abrams Tank in Action, Firing Its Cannons
__________________________________________________
I was deployed and in a large tent city wit a unit that just got M-1's. In the shower tent all the army grunts were singing the praises of M-1's. One of them says "show me ONE THING that can stop one of these babies". I was shaving, and without stopping -said "How about an A-10"? All them turned and looked at me and one asked " and WHO the F are you?"
"Just your friendly ROMAD that will make sure when those A-10's come in for close air support that none of you guys will have armor piercing rounds bouncing around inside your cans."

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at April 27, 2020 11:49 PM (rSJN4)

556 508 The Angel of Death M1 Abrams Tank in Action, Firing Its Cannons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31kaGFETQv8
Posted by: SMH

I helped sell a shit ton of M1A2 tanks to Kuwait right after the war. Set up a demonstration for the military at the embassy. The team drove me around til i got sick from the claustrophobia (I was pregnant and didn't know it yet.)

Those were good times.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 11:50 PM (mFoNl)

557 Did a bunch of leather work for a guy that claimed he got the turret blown off 2 tanks in Vietnam. Batshit crazy, good guy, great stories.

Posted by: dartist at April 27, 2020 11:50 PM (K22Va)

558 US Army Releases First Image of New Abrams Tank With Latest Upgrades - The M1A3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJH1Hpqn2-A

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:51 PM (RU4sa)

559 Long time lurker since 2008. Just had to comment on an article from the Washington post of all places.

The Washington Post:
U.S. deaths soared in early weeks of pandemic, far exceeding number attributed to COVID-19

So the lockdown is literally killing us

Posted by: Boilermaker1 at April 27, 2020 11:51 PM (H5S39)

560 550 ..Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)
Oh HELL no. I had neighbors who'd play that shit when they got in from the bars at 4am. Turned up to Eleventy.
Gave ME a hangover, halfway across the neighborhood!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:48 PM (QzJWU)


Now you're just messing with me. Not that Menudo, the ethereal spicy tripe soup. I figure you know that. A few months ago, I was at a local Mexican flea market, and picked out a food truck based on its vibes and its perfect paint job and the crowd, and got, in a Styrofoam cup, some of the best Menudo I've ever had. They had only one question when I ordered it: beef bone, or no beef bone. Of course I chose the beef bone, which had gnawable things on it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)

561 Patching a tractor tire counts as debauchery. It's real wicked fun, I tell you what.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

Tube or tubeless?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:53 PM (miJU3)

562 535 There needs to major bacchanalia once all this shut-down bullshit is over. Decadence and depravity and debauchery!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus


So.

When does your PTO kick in?
Posted by: Miklos, for planning purposes only at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Not soon enough. But I'm willing to take the hit

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:53 PM (NWiLs)

563 Nope, not the A3, just an M2 with the latest upgrade.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

564 Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, CO had the right idea, methinks.
Posted by: Slapweasel


*glass raised to Marvin*

Posted by: None of your damn bsiness what I'm working on Miklos at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

565 good night horde

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (G546f)

566
Posted by: Boilermaker1 at April 27, 2020 11:51 PM (H5S39)

Lurk less, talk more. They let me in, which should give you an idea of the standards around here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (mht8P)

567 523 It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

But are they true conservatives?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (jnM20)


It's so hard to trust anyone these days!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

568 Releasing prisoners isn't visiting them in jail, Nanzi, it's them visiting you at home.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (Ndje9)

569 Won't we be able to get all these 911 calls an d be able to identify these little block captains

Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (B7KlG)

570 553 I'll be what ever you want me to be on tank detail
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, gonna put you in my next "novel" at April 27, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

---

lol

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

571 568 well played sir.

Posted by: Moki at April 27, 2020 11:55 PM (mFoNl)

572 567 523 It's CONSERVATIVES believing this is all fine and dandy that really infuriated me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

But are they true conservatives?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (jnM20)


It's so hard to trust anyone these days!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

---

Verify then trust.

Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

573 Lurk less, talk more. They let me in, which should give you an idea of the standards around here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (mht8P)

You have impeccable taste in music.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:56 PM (OzQGF)

574 It's so hard to trust anyone these days!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

You are a tad shifty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:56 PM (NWiLs)

575 How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, gonna put you in my next "novel" at April 27, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

---

lol
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

On Tank, detail is under de FUPA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:56 PM (miJU3)

576 G'Night, vmom 2020.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 27, 2020 11:57 PM (Ckg4U)

577 >> Tube or tubeless?

Tube. I know some of the big boys have been running tubeless radial on tractors for some time now. The problem there is you can't put water (and CaCl) solution in them because it corrodes the rims, so they just use big rear wheel weights.

These big boys actually do better (for one or two man) jobs to do it right on the tractor. Jack it up, then break it down right on the tractor. To patch the tube, you just have to pull on side off the rim.

But it's a bitch to do. You've got to get the water out, which requires filling it with air, with the stem at the bottom and blowing the water out. Takes a couple or three cycles to do it. And then you've still got a belly of water in the tube, because the stem is at rim height.

It's a bitch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)

578 557 Did a bunch of leather work for a guy that claimed he got the turret blown off 2 tanks in Vietnam. Batshit crazy, good guy, great stories

----------

I heard that those hookers in Saigon did some amazing work, and were a great value besides.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 27, 2020 11:58 PM (XVuno)

579 How are you all doing? So some judge in Illinois overruled pritzker and we're not shut down for May? Very cool.

Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2020 11:58 PM (8gfGX)

580
Goodness, look at the time.

Godnatt !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:59 PM (zr5Kq)

581
It never fails that every time I do some heavy mowing, I'm gonna puncture a tire. I ran over something, and just what it was, I don't know. Most of the time, it's just a front tire, but this time it was a rear, and that's an order of magnitude worse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:59 PM (rCwaK)

582 560 550 ..Menudo is the greatest hangover remedy ever created by any culture.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)
Oh HELL no. I had neighbors who'd play that shit when they got in from the bars at 4am. Turned up to Eleventy.
Gave ME a hangover, halfway across the neighborhood!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2020 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

Now you're just messing with me. Not that Menudo, the ethereal spicy tripe soup. I figure you know that. A few months ago, I was at a local Mexican flea market, and picked out a food truck based on its vibes and its perfect paint job and the crowd, and got, in a Styrofoam cup, some of the best Menudo I've ever had. They had only one question when I ordered it: beef bone, or no beef bone. Of course I chose the beef bone, which had gnawable things on it.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)

*****

When you are done with your menudo, try a lengua burrito.

Or taco. Your choice.

Good stuff.

Posted by: El Jefe at April 27, 2020 11:59 PM (Ae67h)

583 G'Night runner.

...and I'm going to hit the hay, as well.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 28, 2020 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)

584 Normally I look at the content first. This time, I didn't. So I had to go back and take a look, and that picture of the chicks in hard hats, followed by the blueprint, about put me on the floor. Great stuff!

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 12:00 AM (dOV9E)

585 556
My 3/7 USMC son once shared that on the 1st deploy 2003. you better not be standing within 20 yards lateral of an M1 spitting out a HEAT round....or you would never be able to father children there after......

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 12:00 AM (kFkpX)

586 I'm out, too. Phone battery is going dead plus I have work in the morning. Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2020 12:00 AM (OzQGF)

587 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Green Slime. I have it put in my lawn tractor tires.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 28, 2020 12:00 AM (u82oZ)

588 Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, CO had the right idea, methinks.
Posted by: Slapweasel


*glass raised to Marvin*
Posted by: None of your damn bsiness what I'm working on Miklos at April 27, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)


A quick stop to the Marvinmobile would of been one Molotov.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2020 12:01 AM (axyOa)

589 582 When you are done with your menudo, try a lengua burrito.

Or taco. Your choice.

Good stuff.
Posted by: El Jefe at April 27, 2020 11:59 PM (Ae67h)


Agreed. Well, the taco part. We have great taco trucks here, and lengua is always part of my taco order. I don't really get burritos, though. They're just too much.

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 12:02 AM (dOV9E)

590 Well, Deborah's all upset because the Governor didn't reopen her hair salon same time as everybody else.

So I promised her to help her stylist get back on her feet, I would get my hair done the same time to give her a few more bucks.

Yes, I said it aloud.

So, anyway, what color do you all want to see? No point in asking you to be gentle. Just post it...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 28, 2020 12:03 AM (ABuva)

591 But it's a bitch to do. You've got to get the water out, which requires filling it with air, with the stem at the bottom and blowing the water out. Takes a couple or three cycles to do it. And then you've still got a belly of water in the tube, because the stem is at rim height.

It's a bitch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)

My local tire shop in Alberta does a lot of Ag tires. They have air-powered pumps to suck the calcium chloride brine out of the tubes.

On my little International, a rear tube leaked. I was able to get the wheel dismounted (it's about chest-high on me), and flop it onto my flat-deck trailer. Took it to the tire shop, and they sucked out the brine, and I brought the rusty rim home, and welded up the bad spots, and painted it. Then the tire shop remounted the tire and refilled it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:04 AM (miJU3)

592
I don't know about the Slime stuff with a tube, and certainly not with running water in the tires. I just don't know what water would do with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2020 12:06 AM (rCwaK)

593 I heard that those hookers in Saigon did some amazing work, and were a great value besides.

Me rove you rong time chee eye! Boom boom.

Posted by: dartist at April 28, 2020 12:07 AM (K22Va)

594 We will never know, probably, but was there ever any truth to the rumor that Biden was considering Gretchen "I will roast you in my oven" Whitmer as a running mate?

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 12:08 AM (dOV9E)

595 But it's a bitch to do. You've got to get the water out, which requires filling it with air, with the stem at the bottom and blowing the water out. Takes a couple or three cycles to do it. And then you've still got a belly of water in the tube, because the stem is at rim height.

It's a bitch.
Posted by: publius


Yep.


Read all about it in the New York Times last Sunday.

Posted by: Above Grade Level Reader Miklos at April 28, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

596 Splunge, I don't think it's up to Biden who to run with. He'll probably accept whomever the DNC foist on him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

597 I like kidneys, find liver OK, don't mind chicken hearts, and love chicken gizzards.

When I was a kid in deepest darkest Africa, gizzards were kind of a delicacy and my dad claimed they were only for adults. So of course, that increased the allure. I would beg him to give me some, and he would usually relent.

Memories.

With that, I bid you all adieu, friends. Good night !

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at April 28, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

598 So the high bid on an 85 foot torpedo weapons retriever is $7,500 on Iron Planet. I say we Horde Source the funding, turn AOP loose like D-Day on a Cadillac and sail it up the Potomac for Trump's second inauguration. I'm thinking three kegerators might do it.

That web site is too awesome.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 28, 2020 12:10 AM (Wm5SB)

599 591

So I'm thinking..... then that all the Phosphate ladened fert ya use every year is what kicks up the soil sodium levels to metal rusting proportions ..... and I don't even drive a tractor... actually...just taking an educated guess

may be totally off on this one....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 12:11 AM (kFkpX)

600 here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/yd6cc6by


Heavy equipment and government surplus sales and auctions.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 28, 2020 12:12 AM (Wm5SB)

601 I love liver, it's important to buy it fresh and cook it quick, tastes much better. cut up a big pile of onions, cook them together - old recipe but a good one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 12:12 AM (V2Yro)

602 We will never know, probably, but was there ever any
truth to the rumor that Biden was considering Gretchen "I will roast
you in my oven" Whitmer as a running mate?

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 12:08 AM (dOV9E)




He probably don't even know who she is, and even if they tell him, he won't remember.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2020 12:12 AM (9Om/r)

603 I want to do everything in my power to persuade Joe to finger me as his VP.

Posted by: Gretchen Again at April 28, 2020 12:14 AM (9YABs)

604 596...."MEE Shell....MY Bell..... (insert Beatles fake french)""

could you even......?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 12:14 AM (kFkpX)

605 I want to punch somebody. Anybody.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 27, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)


My GF goes with me to the store so I don't start snarling and yelling at people like some tweekr.

Lord knows why she thinks I am worth the trouble, but I understand the urge.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2020 12:15 AM (WyVLE)

606 598 So the high bid on an 85 foot torpedo weapons retriever is $7,500 on Iron Planet. I say we Horde Source the funding, turn AOP loose like D-Day on a Cadillac and sail it up the Potomac for Trump's second inauguration. I'm thinking three kegerators might do it.

That web site is too awesome.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 28, 2020 12:10 AM (Wm5SB)


Yeah, that's the perfect Moron Party Boat, all right. I covet it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 28, 2020 12:15 AM (dOV9E)

607 537 There is Menudo soup ??? Live and learn, live and learn...
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2020 11:45 PM (zr5Kq)

I was in Mexico once and had Menudo Soup. They had the intestine all cut up into rings, floating in the soup, and you could see all the villi on the inside of the rings, like little worms. It had a foul smell, like old sewage, but I was determined to prove I could eat the real thing, and didn't want to look bad in front of my co-travelers. I made one good big spoonful of it, swallowing it down, and setting my brain to racing "think about anything else, think about anything else" and I smiled and acted like it was great.

and then the weirdest thing happened - I went to take a second bite, and my hand stopped about halfway to my mouth. I was thinking "no you have to do this! It isn't that bad!!!" and yet my hand decided to go completely rogue, and absolutely refused to get that second spoonful anywhere near my mouth. I tried begging, pleading - "don't make me look bad, come on!" but Nope. it just refused. So I just had to shake my head and admit defeat, and have another margarita instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

608 Nightwatch, nice. Actually it's been like that where I am, every second of this. Because people are at home, seeing a lot of new people (new to me) who live down the street, down in the canyon, etc., as well as those who are already familiar. Almost no masks. Everyone friendly as usual. Don't recall "the situation" being the subject of any conversation, even once.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:21 AM (El6T/)

609 Probably way too late, think it was 18-1, way up top, asking how he could live in a blue state.

Modest ideas, offered at no charge.

Don't do Farcebook?
Don't have dumb acquaintances?
Don't listen to public radio?
Don't join Nextdoor?
Don't consume local "press"?

Worth every penny I'm charging. But there is data to back up these ideas.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:23 AM (El6T/)

610 608

It was my experiment tonight....I was uplifted by the outcome.

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 12:23 AM (kFkpX)

611 Ladyl - get a timing bag, and some gloves.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:24 AM (El6T/)

612 594 We will never know, probably, but was there ever any truth to the rumor that Biden was considering Gretchen "I will roast you in my oven" Whitmer as a running mate?


I think that is why Amy Klobachar is laying low, no controversy there, Stacy may emit her bovine demands and proclamations, but Uncle Joe is going to need lots of help in the Heartland especially after all of his China entanglements are brought to the forefront by DJT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 12:25 AM (a4EWo)

613 here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/yd6cc6by


Heavy equipment and government surplus sales and auctions.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 28, 2020 12:12 AM (Wm5SB)

Pretty cool boat! Cheap enough, too. Looks like it might be possible to convert it to an offshore workboat. Or make a party boat for deepsea fishing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:25 AM (miJU3)

614 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2020 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

Menudo with tripe? Cow stomach lining? If so, my favorite Mexican dish. Of course I grew up with tripe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 28, 2020 12:26 AM (4tEsR)

615 Torpedo retriever? Anything like a golden retriever?

Ackshually most normal people probably don't know torpedoes are often tested, but don't go splodey at the end - they simply float to the surface.

Because $$$$$. Many, many $$$$.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:27 AM (El6T/)

616 611

No, she needs a heavy bag hanging from the garage rafters (with angle iron reinforcements from the sound of her)

She wants to really HIT!!

Agree?

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 12:28 AM (kFkpX)

617 Well depending on the person and circumstances, there is no possible better outlet for anger than vigorous exercise.

Dissipates the emotion, and good for ya.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:30 AM (El6T/)

618 That boat does look sweet.

Why so few ratings in the ratings section? Not much of an inspection report.

But I'm hardly well versed in such things.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:31 AM (El6T/)

619 Whenever I see tripe in the supermarket it just resembles some type of air filter to me. I am not adventurous enough to try it at any rate.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 12:32 AM (a4EWo)

620
I think I'd pay money to watch a NY Times writer or better, editor try to change a tire. Nothing fancy, just a passenger car tire. And just get the wheel off the axle.

I'd give him extra credit if he could actually break a tire down and actually change one off the rim. Manually. Of course, he wouldn't have the slightest clue how to use a machine either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2020 12:32 AM (f1Vqw)

621 If that boat had a couple of twin 20mm Oerlikon and quad 40MM Bofors mounts, with ammo lockers, it would be more interesting to me.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:32 AM (El6T/)

622 597 I like kidneys, find liver OK, don't mind chicken hearts, and love chicken gizzards.

****When I was a kid in deepest darkest Africa****, gizzards were kind of a delicacy and my dad claimed they were only for adults. So of course, that increased the allure. I would beg him to give me some, and he would usually relent.

Memories.

With that, I bid you all adieu, friends. Good night !
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at April 28,
2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

******

Gotta be a good story there...

Posted by: El Jefe at April 28, 2020 12:34 AM (Ae67h)

623
That reminds of me of a Pawn Stars episode. They had managed to get a hold of a practice bomb somehow. Chumley was very wary of it, afraid it might explode.

The Old Man said, "Chum, you don't have to worry about that, it's a practice bomb, a dud!" Chumley replied, "I don't know, they always say that practice makes perfect." The Old Man gave him a look and shook his head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 28, 2020 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)

624 Ackshually most normal people probably don't know torpedoes are often tested, but don't go splodey at the end - they simply float to the surface.

Because $$$$$. Many, many $$$$.


Posted by: rhomboid


Ergo the MK 14 torpedo.

Really not the best.

Posted by: Miklos, not from Navy BuOrd c. 1942 at April 28, 2020 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

625 That boat does look sweet.

Why so few ratings in the ratings section? Not much of an inspection report.

But I'm hardly well versed in such things.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:31 AM (El6T/)

Such a boat ought to be worth several million dollars new. Why was it taken out of service? What's the hull made of? Is the hull corroded or otherwise unfit for service? The buy-it-now price of $13000 sounds like scrap value to me.

Would it be sufficiently seaworthy to make it from Hawaii to the mainland under its own power? Does it carry enough fuel?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:37 AM (miJU3)

626 Was just reading about the making of the original Back To The Future.

Has anyone here ever seen any of the footage of when Eric Stoltz was playing the role of Marty McFly? Supposedly there's a version of the film in the vaults that's almost complete, with Stoltz playing the lead.

I just read that Spielberg and Zemeckis were actually in on a plot to sabotage Stoltz, because they both always really wanted Michael J Fox for the role.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

627 "We saw something we hoped wasn't happening, but it's there," said Lei
Zhang, lead researcher and director of the Maryland Transportation
Institute at the University of Maryland. "It seems collectively we're
getting a little tired. It looks like people are loosening up on their
own to travel more."
Am I the only one a little uneasy that the lead researcher studying Americans' cell-phone travel data during the Wuhan Plague Panic is named Lei Zhang?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 28, 2020 12:38 AM (umBCo)

628 Am I the only one a little uneasy that the lead researcher studying
Americans' cell-phone travel data during the Wuhan Plague Panic is named
Lei Zhang?


No.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 28, 2020 12:40 AM (xkSJa)

629 The Detroit diesels start, wonder how long they will run.

We could retire on the fuel cost to get it back to the east coast.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 12:41 AM (ix2vz)

630 That Torpedo Retriever is going to take about $100k work to set right, given it's present state.

Was that boat crewed by Active Duty USN Sailors, or DOD Contract Crew?

Looking at the un-repaired wear, worn paint and unkempt condition, I'd wager that it was Contract Crew.

I've been aboard U.S.N. Diesel Electric "Guppy" class subs (upgrade to WWII Fleet Class design), which were at or near the end of their service life, and they were in MINT condition compared to the boat in that ad.

Any of you Blue Water USN types care to comment on this one?

I cannot imagine an Active Duty USN Chief allowing HIS boat to fall into such a state of disrepair.

And an Officer's OER from that one would take Career Ending Damage.

Oh, and for Horde usage? Close in the transom, torch out the torpedo ramp, and weld IN conventional decks, bulkheads and more crew quarters.

Above decks, just weld up a solid deck, with a welded steel "cover", itself rated for however many people it'd take to hit the limits of High Center of Gravity and righting moment.

THEN, it could be a Horde Party Boat.

My version would be less Party, and more Armaments.

But you all already know that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

631 Whenever I see tripe in the supermarket it just
resembles some type of air filter to me. I am not adventurous enough to
try it at any rate.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 12:32 AM (a4EWo)

Eww...just eww. My mom would eat that from time to time. My father would call her a mountain ginny. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2020 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

632 I don't really care about the guy's name.

It's his substantive cluelessness, and his mindset, that are pathetic and offensive.

There are plenty of people named Gonzalez, Jackson, Schmitt, O'Brien, and Rossini with the same mindset.

Far too many, actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:43 AM (El6T/)

633 Need a Horde recommendation, Hubs has gone to bed, I'm going to live to fight another day, watching Tucker now, and it has been a really good show. Son-in-law left a large bottle of Four Roses small batch in the house and I'm tempted to crack it open and pour myself a drink, is it any good?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 12:45 AM (a4EWo)

634 Does it carry enough fuel? Gulp.

Thinking about the propellers that need cleaning.
If they need cleaning wonder what's growing off the hull?

We had our boat in semi-salt bay for three weeks and had to pull it an scrape some 4" green hairy stuff off the bottom.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 12:46 AM (ix2vz)

635 Am I the only one a little uneasy that the lead researcher studying

Americans' cell-phone travel data during the Wuhan Plague Panic is named

Lei Zhang?
---
Pffle, what's the worst that could happen with a little joint research with someone of Chinese decent?

Posted by: Methos at April 28, 2020 12:47 AM (kOpft)

636 Oh, and for Horde usage? Close in the transom, torch out the torpedo ramp, and weld IN conventional decks, bulkheads and more crew quarters.

Above decks, just weld up a solid deck, with a welded steel "cover", itself rated for however many people it'd take to hit the limits of High Center of Gravity and righting moment.

THEN, it could be a Horde Party Boat.

My version would be less Party, and more Armaments.

But you all already know that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

Might want to consider converting part of torpedo ramp and transom door to a slip for a 20' runabout.

But agreed, it would take a metric fuckton of money to make it right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:50 AM (miJU3)

637 Hey, y'all.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2020 12:51 AM (rJUlF)

638 Well for the "buy it now" price of $13K, we could buy it to use as a target for our eventual Horde Navy warship.

Those 16" batteries are gonna need something shoot at.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:53 AM (El6T/)

639 "Media here had a Special Announcement about a pending meat shortage."

There may just be a solution...

Posted by: Drink Like Soylent Green at April 28, 2020 12:53 AM (uIVy9)

640 Does it carry enough fuel? Gulp.

Thinking about the propellers that need cleaning.
If they need cleaning wonder what's growing off the hull?

We had our boat in semi-salt bay for three weeks and had to pull it an scrape some 4" green hairy stuff off the bottom.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 28, 2020 12:46 AM (ix2vz)

We have a Horde Lurker here who is a commercial diver, and he does hull cleanings and suchlike for his bread and butter. Not going to give his nic, for reasons of Opsec.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:53 AM (miJU3)

641 Hey, y'all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2020 12:51 AM (rJUlF)


howdy, howdy!

Posted by: Adriane the Keto Critic ... at April 28, 2020 12:55 AM (LPnfS)

642 DDS, yes. Cheers!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 28, 2020 12:55 AM (uIVy9)

643 A boat like that can easily cruise from Hawaii to San Diego.

It's just going to carry a few extra 500 gal. fuel bladders on deck and secured to the torpedo ramp, to do it.

But I wouldn't trust it to do so, until I had a crack team of former USN sailors in every needed rating, working to bring every system in that boat back up to Active Duty condition, and then a series of torturous Sea Trials to hard-test each and every one of those systems.

And then sail with the core of that crew, who would also be the Damage Control Party, underway.

Give her a Maintenance Period in San Diego, perhaps a few days in dry dock and another short Sea Trial, then set course for Panama and Points East.

With lots of chipping, sanding, painting and "making-right" while underway, with the goal of landing at Galveston, in Bristol Condition.

She has enough life left in her, based on the Hobbs Meters (engine hours), that she deserved to be a Proud and Fit Ship, once again.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

644 My version would be less Party, and more Armaments.



Mortars would be good for both celebratory fireworks and area effect munitions.

You could probably borrow a couple off the Armoured Train.

Posted by: Miklosian Skoda Armaments at April 28, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

645 Need a Horde recommendation, Hubs has gone to bed,
I'm going to live to fight another day, watching Tucker now, and it has
been a really good show. Son-in-law left a large bottle of Four Roses
small batch in the house and I'm tempted to crack it open and pour
myself a drink, is it any good?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 12:45 AM (a4EWo)

Can't be that bad, it's bourbon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 28, 2020 12:58 AM (9Om/r)

646 Well for the "buy it now" price of $13K, we could buy it to use as a target for our eventual Horde Navy warship.

Those 16" batteries are gonna need something shoot at.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 12:53 AM (El6T/)

If it were sitting at the dock in Seattle or Tacoma, and I could buy it for $13000, I would do it, and then find a place to drag it onshore, and scrap it out. If the hull is aluminum, and i think it might well be, it would be worth a pretty penny as scrap, and the engines, gensets, reversing gears, and prop shafts would all have good scrap value, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 12:59 AM (miJU3)

647 Chilling on two ice cubes in a tumbler as we speak.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 01:00 AM (a4EWo)

648 If the hull is aluminum,


It is

Posted by: Miklos, who read the specs at April 28, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

649 630

How bout an old WWII PT boat with entire hull redone in composites layered in 5 times kevlar...replace engines with twin 1750 hp lycoming turbines directs and deck armament all GE M-134 miniguns (2 front 2 Aft)....spa tub on the rear deck....with wet bar....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:01 AM (kFkpX)

650 She has enough life left in her, based on the Hobbs Meters (engine hours), that she deserved to be a Proud and Fit Ship, once again.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

Take note that the ad states, and I would assume honestly, that the hour meters for the engines and gensets have been replaced.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:03 AM (miJU3)

651 Finally, Bakersfield is on the map for something good!

Hard to believe after "the Onion Field," Vincent Brothers wiping out his family and the sex ring murder, we get something positive.

Woot!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 01:03 AM (WEBkv)

652 ..My version would be less Party, and more Armaments.



Mortars would be good for both celebratory fireworks and area effect munitions.

You could probably borrow a couple off the Armoured Train.

Posted by: Miklosian Skoda Armaments at April 28, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)



After I torched out the torpedo ramp, I'd weld-in a massively reinforced aft deck, flush with the gunwales.

With suitable below-decks engineering, electrical and hydraulics, I'd drop in an M1-A2 Abrams turret. The full system. In a Barbette mounted high enough above the aft flush deck, so as to give the 120 mm gun it's full range of depression at all angles of it's swing.

7.62 minigun on the foredeck. M-240s amidships, port & starboard.

Might not carry mortars aboard a moving deck, but M-79 grenade launchers are prime direct fire weapons for small craft that may have eluded the 7.62s.

Oh, we'll still be a PARTY boat.

Venezuelan Party Cruises, anyone?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

653 I like chips

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 28, 2020 01:07 AM (uEbPt)

654 Kentucky makes bourbon but has so many Wuhan deaths, not sure I'd drink it

Posted by: Jimmy Kennel, former comedian now political analyst at April 28, 2020 01:07 AM (XhXU7)

655 blake, on a return trip from Truckee to the south 2 years back, stopped at the In n Out in Bakerspatch - not the one at Panama Lane, the other one - on a Friday night.

America.

Just a few yards away in the parking lot, a classic car gathering. Hot rods and '57 Chevys and the like, people sitting out in chairs.

America.

As it once, and still can, be.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 01:08 AM (El6T/)

656 With suitable below-decks engineering, electrical and hydraulics, I'd drop in an M1-A2 Abrams turret. The full system. In a Barbette mounted high enough above the aft flush deck, so as to give the 120 mm gun it's full range of depression at all angles of it's swing.

7.62 minigun on the foredeck. M-240s amidships, port & starboard.

Might not carry mortars aboard a moving deck, but M-79 grenade launchers are prime direct fire weapons for small craft that may have eluded the 7.62s.

Oh, we'll still be a PARTY boat.

Venezuelan Party Cruises, anyone?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

Don't the gunsights for those big tank guns have motion compensators built in?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:08 AM (miJU3)

657 I don't know what I could do on that boat, Jim, but I'd like to be a part of the crew.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 28, 2020 01:08 AM (rJUlF)

658 Aaaaaah! I feel better than I've felt all day. I have been fairly upbeat through most of this, I have a lot on my plate and we're still treading water. Since Saturday, however, my mood has darkened, I live in a blue state and in a small act of defiance some of the neighbors had a little driveway party with appropriate social distancing. Well long story short, I got drunk, and when a neighbor said that Donald Trump had told people to drink bleach I went ballistic. I had to apologize via text to a neighbor and the hostess yesterday. I am pretty pissed off. The bourbon, I think, will help. God Bless the Horde!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 01:09 AM (a4EWo)

659 here Joe.....Salt and vinegar from the hood

...you have your teeth in yes ? Your wife does not want to Heimlich you again.

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:09 AM (kFkpX)

660 After I torched out the torpedo ramp,



WHAT??!!?


I'd turn that into a jello shot coated Slip-n-Slide

Posted by: Miklos, who would also prohibit "non-alcoholic "beer" at April 28, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

661 AOP, believe so. You might be able to find "gun camera" or main gun sight video as an M-1 cruises cross country - tank bounces with the terrain, while the sight remains fixed on its target.

SMH may be gone, she obviously could confirm.

One time I got to drive one, a large shallow ditch at full speed felt like a brief tiny vertical dip to me, don't think the guy up in the turret felt a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 01:11 AM (El6T/)

662 when a neighbor said that Donald Trump had told people to drink bleach


You didn't compliment her on the girlish flush in her cheeks?

Posted by: Miklos, who is usually, but not always Nice at April 28, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

663 Just a few yards away in the parking lot, a classic car gathering. Hot rods and '57 Chevys and the like, people sitting out in chairs.

America.

As it once, and still can, be.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 01:08 AM (El6T/)
---------------

Know that In N Out. Stockdale Hwy. Used to drive by it 5 days a week, on my way to work.

Seriously, though, Bakersfield isn't that big, yet we've had some really high profile murders.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 28, 2020 01:12 AM (WEBkv)

664 ..Take note that the ad states, and I would assume honestly, that the hour meters for the engines and gensets have been replaced.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:03 AM (miJU3)



Bring the Mains and Gennies up to full operating temps for at least forty minutes.

Shut 'em down, pull oil and coolant samples, and send them off to Stewart & Stephenson for full lab analysis.

They'll tell you to an amazing degree of accuracy, just how much wear the engines have endured, and project to a lesser degree of prediction, an idea (not warrantied) of how much life MIGHT remain in each.

Given the replaced Hobbs, and the general state of dis-repair throughout.

I'm thinking this is a Hull Value Salvage, with various bits of engines, transmissions and gennies, as bonus funds.

Truthfully, I don't even see one notable bit of Naval Décor to keep, as seen in the photos.

If her engines have life, so does she.

If not, it's to the breaker with her. Sad to say, but a glue horse IS a glue horse, when it's all said and done.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


(biden's favorite track bet is on the glue horse to show)

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

665 Don't the gunsights for those big tank guns have motion compensators built in?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Have to recalibrate for the chicks doing margarita sunbathing on the top of the turret

Posted by: Miklos, who has a pair of Jams from the 80s somewhere at April 28, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

666

AVENGE ME

Posted by: THE HAG at April 28, 2020 01:14 AM (uEbPt)

667 🤘

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 28, 2020 01:15 AM (LxTcq)

668 Debbie, always a dilemma, especially with neighbors or friends (dilemma for us, those who think a bit and care to get our facts straight, that is), when they're being, or acting, stupid. I rarely do anything but avoid/deflect/disengage (based on my assessment of the educability of the person, usually). On this latest spectacular idiocy - which really is worse than even the standard distortion and idiocy - I smacked down one person. Nicely.

"Did you watch it? I always watch things for myself when I can, or read them - reports, studies. Easy to do now, with the web. Even did it before."

"He didn't say that, or anything like that. You really should watch it. It is kind of difficult to believe you still think what you consider the press provides accurate or truthful accounts of almost anything."

The speechless and stunned and helpless silence you would expect resulted.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2020 01:15 AM (El6T/)

669 665

I understand from Mil friends...that if oiled girls in small bikinis are actually riding on the barrel .....high rate of early misfires.....and an occasional pre-load mis-hap.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:18 AM (kFkpX)

670 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 01:19 AM (dlZr1)

671 I understand from Mil friends...that if oiled girls in small bikinis are actually riding on the barrel .....high rate of early misfires.....and an occasional pre-load mis-hap.....
Posted by: The Nightwatch


And they put things called tampons in the barrels

Posted by: Miklos, who has visited the USS North Carolina at April 28, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

672 thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4


*inserts funnel into dedicated USB port*

*say when*

Posted by: Well Supplied Miklos at April 28, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

673 "He didn't say that, or anything like that. You really should watch it.
It is kind of difficult to believe you still think what you consider
the press provides accurate or truthful accounts of almost anything."
---------------------

But it's not just the press. The entire Democrat apparatus was deployed, as usual, to tell this lie. Hillary, Biden, Warren... all tweeted that Donald Trump said to drink bleach.

I'm sure many others - who I also don't care about - did as well. That weight helps convince the rubes.

Posted by: ... at April 28, 2020 01:24 AM (uEbPt)

674 rhomboid, so true, like I said, I was drunk, I didn't really make a persuasive argument. It was a "He" by the way. Sunday I'm surfing through the web, ashamed of myself, because I got really angry, and I found a wonderful article on American Thinker about the media play on disinfecting the body. I wish I had seen it on Saturday. I'm just like Trump, when I get angry, I bluster, just a rambling incoherent statement, that when examined the next day contains an abundance of facts.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 01:24 AM (a4EWo)

675 With suitable below-decks engineering, electrical and hydraulics, I'd
drop in an M1-A2 Abrams turret. The full system. In a Barbette mounted
high enough above the aft flush deck, so as to give the 120 mm gun it's
full range of depression at all angles of it's swing.



7.62 minigun on the foredeck. M-240s amidships, port starboard.



Might not carry mortars aboard a moving deck, but M-79 grenade
launchers are prime direct fire weapons for small craft that may have
eluded the 7.62s.



Oh, we'll still be a PARTY boat.



Venezuelan Party Cruises, anyone?







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX





Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

===
you misspelled Mk-19 grenade launchers, and the larger Brown Water Navy forces in RSVN had 81mm mortars (breech loaded?)

upgrade them to 120mm, maybe with terminal munitions, and a 30mm goalkeeper there someplace?

and Hellfire launchers, adapted from the eisting sore instalations i read about way back when.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 01:25 AM (dlZr1)

676 670

More...more ...more ...DON'T CHOKE!!!....more ...more more

There!!! That's better...

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:26 AM (kFkpX)

677 138
I told y'all about the adorable little neighbor girl leaving the creepy, taped-up doll on my porch "because it's evil, and won't stop talking to her."

I thought it wouldn't get much spookier than that, until now.

She came up alongside Lady YD's daughter, and they both had drawn pictures of wounded birds, which the neighbor girl was pretty proud of.

...

I don't know what's going on around here. I probably should know. But I don't think I want to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 10:29 PM (BOr8Z)


My wife and I do deliverance ministry. It was not something I ever wanted to be involved with but didn't really have a choice back in the mid-nineties. It's about 98% pleasant and 2% drama.

Every Christian should be able to perform deliverance. It's not just for the clergy or for super-Christians.

With someone as young as this girl sounds, my first thought is that someone close to her is deeply involved in the occult, though there are other possibilities.

There are things you can do to protect your daughter and your family. Nothing weird. If you feel comfortable praying before a meal, asking for protection isn't any different.

There's too much to pack into a comment, so feel free to contact me at:

dallas "DOT"
mike "DOT"
424 "little a in a circle"
gmail thingy

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 28, 2020 01:27 AM (nvMvs)

678 Still like the PT boat re-con-fig


girls like turbines roaring under the sun lounges......something about the "vibration"

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:29 AM (kFkpX)

679 Come to think of it, the word "cash" is originally Chinese.

Explains a lot.

Posted by: Miklos, ni hao ma at April 28, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

680 @138 - There's a tremendous push to get little girls interested in the occult early. I struggle with this with my 10-year-old. It's "cool" and "edgy" and so much more interesting than the values we've been trying to teach her. So much of the problem is is that so much of this has gone mainstream. We laugh about the "Teen Paranormal Romance" section at Barnes & Noble, but, as a parent who wants to encourage the kid to read, there's so little that's contemporary that doesn't have some axe to grind.

Posted by: Katja at April 28, 2020 01:30 AM (GDvjU)

681 Overheard this joke at my physical therapy today:

"You know what they call the cheap bourbon? Whiskey."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 01:31 AM (L2ZTs)

682 Good, good, good, good VIBRATIONS!

Posted by: Brian Wilson's wife at April 28, 2020 01:31 AM (a4EWo)

683 >>> Still like the PT boat re-con-fig


girls like turbines roaring under the sun lounges......something about the "vibration"
Posted by: The Nightwatch


My wife says she doesn't notice the unusual vibration on the motorcycle at 2700 rpms. Me thinks she's lying.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 28, 2020 01:32 AM (iaX2H)

684 "Brother, can you spare a dime?" always seemed like the operative line in that song to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 27, 2020 10:12 PM (jnM20)


That's the title of a different song, from the Depression. I hope and pray we don't have to learn it again.

Here's "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out," done by DandtheD. https://tinyurl.com/y6kxuoq7

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 28, 2020 01:34 AM (YqED9)

685 How would one cut up a welded aluminum ship hull like that? I don't think a cutting torch would do it. Big circular saw?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:35 AM (miJU3)

686 ..you misspelled Mk-19 grenade launchers, and the larger Brown Water Navy forces in RSVN had 81mm mortars (breech loaded?)

upgrade them to 120mm, maybe with terminal munitions, and a 30mm goalkeeper there someplace?

and Hellfire launchers, adapted from the eisting sore instalations i read about way back when.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 28, 2020 01:25 AM (dlZr1)



I'd find deck space for the Mk 19s, otherwise, a strong NO to everything else.

The Riverine Boats were launching mortars into jungles to counter hostile fire there.

We'd be taking on Venezuelan Naval/Pirate boats.

Hellfires "make sense", but are a hell of an encumberance in terms of tech, maintenance at sea, etc.

That 120 mm. stabilized Abrams Smoothbore is going to be pretty much what's needed out there, I think.

Otherwise? KISS applies.

I'd really like to use 20 mm Vulcan on the foredeck, and 20 mm single barrel cannon amidships.

But weight, bulk ammo stowage, and other considerations, abound.

Now, some anti-missile FLARES and CHAFF?

We can find space to weld up the mounts, I'm sure.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

687 ..Big circular saw?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:35 AM (miJU3)



Plasma Torch.

Like buttah, bay bee!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

688 Posted by: Katja at April 28, 2020 01:30 AM (GDvjU)

Harry Potter.

Sparkly Vampires.

Girls owning the Force and then suddenly kicking the shit out of every Male in existence, even if they are better trained and larger than her.

Sadly, it sets young girls up with false expectations of what the world is. So WHEN they fail, it is of course not their fault, but some Evil MALE overlords twisted geniuses fault.

One that is imaginary, and thus can never really be defeated, leading to despair.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2020 01:47 AM (NgKpN)

689 AOP with all due respect to Navy personnel, and I do respect them immensely, you could split that boat in two and sell the halves to various collectors for more than you paid in the first place. If I owned a bar and wanted to attract a certain type of clientele, I'd mount half of that ship right along a huge wall.I wish I had millions of dollars. I'd buy my own nursing homes too, and I would hire only American workers and I wouldn't have let thousands of people die.

Posted by: Brian Wilson's wife at April 28, 2020 01:49 AM (a4EWo)

690 Forgot to take my sock off, time for bed, bourbon is nice.Goodnight all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 28, 2020 01:50 AM (a4EWo)

691 Night, Debbie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 01:52 AM (miJU3)

692 Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

Small boats are almost impossible to hit with a mortar, they are moving targets.

30mm, and Ma Deuce were the weapons of choice on me Destroyer,

even with the Camera controlled CIWS and 5 inches of loving available.

Hellfires need a targeting system, usually a laser designator illuminating the target.

And in choppy seas? Its just plain hard to keep that on target (I know, we tested some of this stuff back in the 80's).

Fiberglass hulls make radar designation hit and miss unless the water is glassy smooth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2020 01:53 AM (NgKpN)

693 For the love of Pete....(does he have a nic here?)

Let's mount (sorry ettes) gun pron of sufficent calibar to ensure the party goes on regardless

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 01:59 AM (kFkpX)

694 and with that.....

The Nightwatch is out

Posted by: The Nightwatch at April 28, 2020 02:01 AM (kFkpX)

695 ..
Fiberglass hulls make radar designation hit and miss unless the water is glassy smooth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2020 01:53 AM (NgKpN)



Optical Pattern Recognition sighting systems are to my view, the most difficult of all systems to defeat.

They require ultra-fast processors and huge embedded databases of various targets from all possible aspect angles.

That would have been a challenge, in the '90s.

Now?

Why the fuck ain't we doing ALL of our terminal guidance this way, now?

"system 'sees' planform of enemy target, be it daylight, night vision, FLIR or etc. Locks on. Can't be defeated by radar jamming, flares or anything else. Filters out counter-laser 'dazzle'. Computes speeds via doppler shift on 'size' of target on sensor chip, vs. self-platform scale. Computes closing angles. Maintains same until closure & detonation"

Modern cel phones have the imaging and computing power to do all this, and more.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

696 Well, I am out for the night. Be well, Horde.

I will be scarce here for 2-3 days; hitting the road for home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 02:07 AM (miJU3)

697 Daddy it only hurts when I breed!

Posted by: Miklos the Cuck`s whore wife at April 28, 2020 02:07 AM (bf0fE)

698 ..I will be scarce here for 2-3 days; hitting the road for home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2020 02:07 AM (miJU3)



Rest well and drive safe.

I trust that the ol' Terraplane will get you there in style.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 28, 2020 02:14 AM (QzJWU)

699 Debbie, if you are still here, dont feel bad at all. Be proud. I am proud of you! You spoke your heart.

My extremely nonpolitical ex-democrat better half, a man who avoids political topics like the plague, went ballistic on his sister yesterday. She made a slightly snidey remark about the number of covid19 dead and our President. I could not believe my ears and eyes at my husband lecturing her! He left her stuttering that "yes Trump has done a great job". This is a woman whose idea of a conversation is her filibuster. Lol.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 28, 2020 02:20 AM (QP5Tn)

700 @688 - I don't have a problem with the Harry Potter type stuff, as it seems to borrow a lot from British tales and is up the alley of C.S. Lewis. There's a book called "Looking for God in Harry Potter" by a man named John Granger, and he describes that kind of magic as "incantational" - basically a set of words causes some magic to happen. As in the show "Bewitched", it's kind of a gimmick to tell a story. "Invocational" is what he calls the type of magic where one is messing with spirits and the like, and it's the type that can get very dangerous very fast. He even argues that the three "unforgivable curses" in HP are so because they do cross the line into the invocational - that they necessarily mess with the free will of the victim. (Using that metric, though, there was even stuff in "Sofia the First - a Disney show for preschool girls - that started getting weird.)

It was a huge story over here for quite awhile (though we don't watch news on tv) about the girls who tried to stab another girl and almost killed her trying to "please Slenderman", but wouldn't you know it, a couple of years ago already, my daughter brought up Slenderman at home because she had heard about him from a friend. As much as our stupid governor, Evers, would have us locked up at home for months on end, it's not like I can control all the stuff that comes to her. Right now it's just a constant effort to try to convince her that no matter how "weird" her parents are, she needs to trust us on the staying away from the spirits type stuff.

Posted by: Katja at April 28, 2020 02:21 AM (GDvjU)

701 Just got back. Did we add aircraft to the tank and boat wish list?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 28, 2020 02:31 AM (e1mEI)

702 Just got back. Did we add aircraft to the tank and boat wish list?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

We need an aircraft big enough to accommodate both.


With aquatic capability.

I'm thinking Spruce Goose.

Posted by: Miklos Dumar, legal heir at April 28, 2020 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

703
iNTERESTING - "Dr. Mark B. Johnson, Executive Director, Jefferson County Public Health", with credentials up the wazoo, allows no channel for 1) examining his model or its output, or 2) informing him that his conclusions are wrong (county shutdown until May 5). Jeffco Colorado appears to be quite low in infection rate and mortality for Wuhan Lung Rot. His inflated salary from my taxes, just another incompetent public "servant".

Posted by: stonecutter at April 28, 2020 02:54 AM (zkxaO)

704 Wow, excellent music selection today MisHum. You're 3 for 3. (Although I had never heard of Scrapper Blackwell.)
Posted by: qdpsteve

He was in a band with his brothers; Strapper, Crapper and Fapper.

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 03:05 AM (arJlL)

705 Ringo knew how to handle the rest of the band--they always asked him to drum on their records after they broke up.
Posted by: JoeF.

Didn't that scratch the records ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 03:06 AM (arJlL)

706 JT, LOL.
Goodnight everybody, tonight was fun.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2020 03:08 AM (L2ZTs)

707 Goodnight everybody, tonight was fun.
Posted by: qdpsteve


LIBERATE SoCAL TACOS!

Posted by: Miklos Fremont at April 28, 2020 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

708 Surfers and Bikers Rule

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 28, 2020 03:22 AM (FJrl0)

709 Only one thing to do about the meat shortage now.
SOYLENT GREEN!

Posted by: Menack at April 28, 2020 03:33 AM (buTO7)

710 My presidential campaign is cooking or cooked. As for that finger thing I got confused and thought I was picking my nose in the hallway. I missed the hole.

Posted by: Bidens Brain Cells at April 28, 2020 03:34 AM (ZA5QI)

711 Everyone's going to bed, I'm getting up. Actually been awake, just dozing, most of night.

There are a lot more trains coming through than usual. About 10 years or so ago, we became a "no horn" little city, but they do blow the horns at the rural crossings before and after. We can hear them at night, when it is quiet. But it seems like this night they are blowing the horns at all the crossings in town. Maybe that's why it seems like there are more coming through.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 03:34 AM (tiJzb)

712 Apropos of absolutely nothing, the best description I've read of everything that's going on is "COVID-1984 DemPanic lock down."

That has a nice ring of Truth to it.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)

713
The Guard gave out 150,000 MRE's this weekend...


look for the price on e-bay to go down.....

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 03:37 AM (LfHBm)

714 Mlii,

Interesting you mentioned hearing more trains. I'm in South Carolina and we have noticed more trains also. No idea why either.

Mostly at night.

Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2020 03:40 AM (PisyI)

715
Mornin MLii,,, 41 going to 54 had a beautiful Saturday

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 03:40 AM (LfHBm)

716
Is MisHum's pic the not so famous


Lemonade river????

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 03:41 AM (LfHBm)

717 Hey there, beanervt. 41 and foggy now. Up to the 50s and clouds. Rained most of yesterday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 03:43 AM (tiJzb)

718 Interesting you mentioned hearing more trains. I'm in South Carolina and we have noticed more trains also. No idea why either.

Mostly at night.

Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2020 03:40 AM (PisyI)


I'm guessing moving more of our supply chain. One train packs a lot more goods than twenty semis.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2020 03:46 AM (Y8PSl)

719 That has to be the reason.

Posted by: four seasons at April 28, 2020 03:49 AM (PisyI)

720
"Rained most of yesterday."
Yeah MLii we got it comming on Wednesday thru next mon...I did get to wax half my boat shake some dudes hand and generally

no social distancing on Sat... It was like I was free....again.

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 03:49 AM (LfHBm)

721 Five foot two
eyes of hazel
sings in the kitchen
and cooks with basil

Has anybody seen MLii ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 03:51 AM (arJlL)

722 We have a large number of trains going through over 24 hours. I'm guessing here, maybe 50 a day?


JT! You're cracking me up

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 03:53 AM (tiJzb)

723 Pandemic donuts...

That business model could do great around here! The donuts sound pretty good, and the dog in the picture is adorable.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 03:59 AM (tiJzb)

724
Good morning!
Why am I up?

This morning's movie wakeup is Beast From Haunted Cave. It's a Roger Corman flick, but it's actually better than his usual fare. Some interesting characters, a decent monster and good setup make it something a Romero snob might enjoy.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:02 AM (GvRPq)

725 That business model could do great around here! The donuts sound pretty good, and the dog in the picture is adorable.
Posted by: My life is insanity


The local Dunkin' closes at 2 PM, unless they close at 1 PM.

Posted by: Miklos with market research data at April 28, 2020 04:06 AM (QzkSJ)

726
A electric Air plane company is developing a plane and charging
pads at the Burlington International Airport.. the intent for
Beta bu is to have charging pads at airports along the east coast to run
medical supply's and tissue/organs etc... eventually moving to humans..

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:09 AM (LfHBm)

727 The trains are for your benefit.

You shall be relocated to the COV-free East.

The retro boxcars are Retro Cool, nein?

Posted by: Obergruppenfuhrer Gretchen von Halfwitmer at April 28, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

728 No one is selling fresh donuts here

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:11 AM (tiJzb)

729 No one is selling fresh donuts here
Posted by: My life is insanity


Ha!

I have beignet mix from Cafe du Monde.

Posted by: Miklos, adequate if not great prepper at April 28, 2020 04:13 AM (QzkSJ)

730 I do love the trains. When we moved here it took a bit, but you really do get used to them. Our one-way downtown streets and the 4 in town train crossings really messed up traffic. Even back then when traffic was lighter.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:14 AM (tiJzb)

731 Miklos. Always prepared! It's why we love you...

(USB port ready and waiting to accept beignets)

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:16 AM (tiJzb)

732 (USB port ready and waiting to accept beignets)
Posted by: My life is insanity


OK

Spread out a paper towel. The powdered sugar can make a mess.

Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at April 28, 2020 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

733
Trains and Cousin Vinny. Great stuff.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:18 AM (GvRPq)

734
Bruce. you here?

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:19 AM (GvRPq)

735 Bruce. you here?
Posted by: Gooshy

Last seen at the University of Wallamalloo (NO POOFTERS)

Posted by: Miklos, philosophe at April 28, 2020 04:21 AM (QzkSJ)

736 Now our charming streets are no longer one way, and we have a bridge bypass to get around the train crossings. Also a Hwy bypass for the traffic to avoid us at all costs. That was a contentious, several years of negotiations, to get that done.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:22 AM (tiJzb)

737

Morning young people,

Wish I could've slept another hour.
Trains. Next thing you'll be talking about planes and automobiles, and then where will we be.

Ringo,, handling the other guys.
That's not why he was asked to play on their solo stuff.
A number of folks around here like to trash him as a drummer. They know not of which they speak.

A young gal named Sina has some utube vids covering a number of great, old tunes.
She also has one called What made Ringo a great drummer.
At 18 yoa or so knew a helluva lot more about the art than the trashers.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:24 AM (/Yg5r)

738 Help. Mommy calls me bad names!

Posted by: Miklos, I need more attention because I am a bitchboy. at April 28, 2020 04:24 AM (EaWI3)

739
Ringo had the best music as a solo act.
imo.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:27 AM (GvRPq)

740 I suspect someone is testing the CoBs (of which there are probably none).

Nic-rustling is probably some form of flattery.

Posted by: Miklos, with authentic Jesuit hash at April 28, 2020 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)

741

Btw, I really get a kick out of watching her play stuff like We Won't Get Fooled Again.
She's really pretty good, esp for her age.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:30 AM (/Yg5r)

742 Pour some maple syrup on your french toast and a CoB will show

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:31 AM (tiJzb)

743
lol!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:33 AM (GvRPq)

744 Posted by: My life is insanity


French toast is the poors who can't afford beignets.

One feels for such.

Posted by: Miklos, doing air-pinky with his tea at April 28, 2020 04:34 AM (QzkSJ)

745

Gooshy, I thought he, George and Paul all did some really good stuff post Beatles.

Lennon? Meh, not so much.

The guy I'm fortunate enough to help back in the trio has a helluva lot better catalog.

Can point you to some of his songs done with another band if you'd like.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:36 AM (/Yg5r)

746 TeeJ, if you put "Sina drums" in the utube search she comes up. 1st selection was Journey's "Don't Stop Believin' " one of my favs

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:37 AM (tiJzb)

747 She's really pretty good, esp for her age.


Of such happy thoughts are long, happy marriages made.

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at April 28, 2020 04:38 AM (QzkSJ)

748

Feel sad for me, Miklos.
I don't even know what one of those things is.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:39 AM (/Yg5r)

749 A electric Air plane company is developing a plane and charging
pads at the Burlington International Airport.. the intent for
Beta bu is to have charging pads at airports along the east coast to run
medical supply's and tissue/organs etc... eventually moving to humans..

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:09 AM (LfHBm)

--

I'll be in and out this morning so I apologize if I'm not engaging.

That said, if this is being done with the least bit of "yay environment!!" promotion then I don't understand this at all. Not one bit. Fine, electric airplanes. Great. Now show me exactly where you saved any energy whatsoever producing them, producing and installing the charging pads, producing the special tools, trucks, etc. for maintaining them, etc. Cradle to grave, compared to existing technology that is well established and requires no new resources. Go.

If you want to fly electric airplanes because electric airplanes are cool, then go for it. If you're pretending to save the earth then I'll suggest you're just transferring energy. Trading one end point for another, and using exactly the same amount of energy to get there, which means we're wasting it.

If I had a paycheck I'd bet it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 28, 2020 04:39 AM (IwDj9)

750
Sure, teej, I'll give him a listen.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:43 AM (GvRPq)

751 I'm heading out.

Long day ahead. Coulda used a donut to get me through.

Make it a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 28, 2020 04:43 AM (tiJzb)

752
"Trading one end point for another, and using exactly the same amount of energy to get there, which means we're wasting it.


If I had a paycheck I'd bet it."

I'm with ya Robbie but apparently big bucks is behind this and they have support of medical facilities or gov health to be using the medical aspect...
before the human..for their supposed profit..

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:47 AM (LfHBm)

753 Somehow alarm failed, didn't have it on right maybe.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 04:47 AM (ZCEU2)

754

Be careful Mlii.
Easy to get hooked on watching her play. So serious and yet you can tell she's having a great time.

So glad she got to start so young and get lessons.

First time around with Gary and Steve I was in my mid/late 30's. Told Gary I was thinking about taking lessons. Had, well, let's just say a lot of room between their abilites and mine.

He said "Don't. It'll ruin ya."

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:47 AM (/Yg5r)

755

" Coulda used a donut to get me through."

Just eat a handful of sugar like when you were a kid MLii....

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:48 AM (LfHBm)

756
", didn't have it on right maybe."
More likely on LEFT..Skip as left never works....

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:51 AM (LfHBm)

757

Don't know what you like and I can't really do links on this phone but try True North Buy For You the Moon in utube search box.

True North Live and True North Dimestore Hemingway might get you two of the entire cd's they have up.

Old Martin and a Mandolin
Wanna rock it up a bit? South of Memphis

Or hit subscribe so the "other" True North bands don't get in the way.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:55 AM (/Yg5r)

758
I'm with ya Robbie but apparently big bucks is behind this and they have support of medical facilities or gov health to be using the medical aspect...
before the human..for their supposed profit..

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 04:47 AM (LfHBm)

-

That's the key. It's an economic job-creation program to allow for lots of grafts and kickbacks and glad-handing while accomplishing very little and more likely wasting resources. Remember, the work and manpower put into this could be going to something else.

Someone should write a hypothesis about it. Maybe use broken windows as a the example.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 28, 2020 04:57 AM (IwDj9)

759
I'm off to give it try!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 04:57 AM (GvRPq)

760 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:01 AM (Dhht7)

761

Oops, shoulda mentioned Near Mrs.
Lead player had learned to write a solo by then.
Told him that one sounded like something Elvin Bishop would have written.

And how much fun do ya think I had sittkng in for the drummer when he couldn't make a couple of gigs?
Nope. More fun than that.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 05:04 AM (/Yg5r)

762 We laugh about the "Teen Paranormal Romance" section at Barnes & Noble, but, as a parent who wants to encourage the kid to read, there's so little that's contemporary that doesn't have some axe to grind.
Posted by: Katja at April 28, 2020 01:30 AM (GDvjU)


Skip contemporary. Tom Swift. Jules Verne. Classic Comics. YA biographies of famous people. All of the winners of the Newberry (?) and Caldott (sp?) awards for children's literature.

Non-fiction: Art with Sister Wendy. How we got to the moon. Read how to make {xyz} then actually try to make it. Embroidery, weaving, play a musical instrument, raise chickens.

And best of luck.

Posted by: Adriane the Keto Critic ... at April 28, 2020 05:04 AM (LPnfS)

763 But that is two times alarm failure so better check it.
Lunch packed, coffee in 7 minutes.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)

764
"That's the key. It's an economic job-creation program to allow for lots of grafts"
Zackly...Robbie,, only it's not as blatant and invisable as Obola's

buying out a solar company that was failing for billions...of tax
payers dollars.

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 05:06 AM (LfHBm)

765 Electric for stealth, drones, etc. is a fantastic idea. Electric passenger airplanes is a solution looking for a problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 28, 2020 05:06 AM (IwDj9)

766 Posted by: Katja at April 28, 2020 01:30 AM (GDvjU)

P.S. I think Bookworm has various blog entries re: to Children's literature.

Posted by: Adriane the Keto Critic ... at April 28, 2020 05:07 AM (LPnfS)

767

Will check back in every 5 or 10 minutes.

Mlii, have a great day in case I miss your sign off!!!

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 05:07 AM (/Yg5r)

768 Non-fiction: How we got to the moon.

Jackie Gleason and Alice !

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:12 AM (arJlL)

769 Adriane the Keto Critic ...


Do you ever sleep ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:12 AM (arJlL)

770 Feel sad for me, Miklos.
I don't even know what one of those things is.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 04:39 AM (/Yg5r)


Ah, man. A couple of cups of Cafe du Monde chicory coffee and a plateful of beignets is a Nah'lins staple, a food group all its own.

A beignet is a non-stuffed fried dough coated with powdered sugar. Light and airy, better than any donut, well, except maybe for the flashing light Krispy Kremes hot out of the fryer. I'll call that a tie.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2020 05:15 AM (Y8PSl)

771
Jackie Gleason and Alice !
Posted by: JT

"That's not right! He just used space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!"
Philip J. Fry
Noted NASA Historian

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 05:16 AM (GvRPq)

772 Do you ever sleep ?
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:12 AM (arJlL)


Decompressing after yard work ... Will be snoozing shortly.

I do have bouts of insomnia from time to time.

Posted by: Adriane the Keto Critic ... at April 28, 2020 05:17 AM (LPnfS)

773 Something changed on my tablet, not getting videos and while sound is up alarm isn't working as sound, only visual.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

774 Skip at April 28, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

Do your tablet have a speech option that gets turned on with a hot key or sequence?

On my mac it's cloverleaf (command key) twice and a little microphone icon pops up. Sometimes I don't notice the icon, but I do notice that youtube videos have no sound.

Posted by: Adriane the Keto Critic ... at April 28, 2020 05:21 AM (LPnfS)

775 There is a speach option but never used it. Volume is on,
Video are waiting long time, Weasel's gun video took multiple times to play. YouTube doing same thing.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:24 AM (ZCEU2)

776 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 28, 2020 05:26 AM (NGm/n)

777 Just set timer again, no sound, but shows time is up

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

778
Good old Apple, the global follower in sales. Number 3 in phones, unless you factor in that Samsung makes their displays and then they don't even exist. No telling where in the basement they are for PC sales these days.
How do they make so much money? Heh.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 05:27 AM (GvRPq)

779 NY & NJ Covid-19 deaths are down again, Pa is up as is my county.

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)

780
"How do they make so much money?"
Well Gooshy at a grand a pop for the iphone 11 pro probably will

provide a lot of cashola...

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 05:34 AM (LfHBm)

781 NY & NJ Covid-19 deaths are down again, Pa is up as is my county.
Posted by: Skip

So, people in NJ and NY jumped in their cars and drove to your county and died ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)

782 teej, I believe beignet is fru-fru speak for funnel cake.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:36 AM (Dhht7)

783 Quick bagle and instant oatmeal and I'm out.
Have a good one

Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2020 05:36 AM (ZCEU2)

784 "How do they make so much money?"
Well Gooshy at a grand a pop for the iphone 11 pro probably will

provide a lot of cashola...
Posted by: beanervt

On the barrelheadia ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:37 AM (arJlL)

785
provide a lot of cashola...
Posted by: beanervt

That and their idea of employee health care is putting up anti-jumper nets at the dorms to cut back the out of control suicide rate.
Apple makes Google look benevolent.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 05:38 AM (GvRPq)

786 Quick bagle and instant oatmeal and I'm out.
Have a good one
Posted by: Skip

You too, Skip !

Have fun and stay safe

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 05:38 AM (arJlL)

787
"On the barrelheadia ?""
Ya becha breadia JT...

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 05:40 AM (LfHBm)

788 teej, I believe beignet is fru-fru speak for funnel cake.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 05:36 AM (Dhht7)


Not as greasy as a funnel cake.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2020 05:40 AM (Y8PSl)

789 Not as greasy as a funnel cake.
Posted by: RickZ

No grease?

What's next, a baked apple fritter?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 05:42 AM (vd8XM)

790
Bruce, I found a vid on rehumidifing dry cigars. Hang about a bit.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 05:45 AM (GvRPq)

791
"Apple makes Google look benevolent." Gooshy

Sacrificing for the Selfie is heroic....


Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 05:45 AM (LfHBm)

792 Bruce, I found a vid on rehumidifing dry cigars. Hang about a bit.
Posted by: Gooshy

Will do..Thank you!

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

793
"Bruce, I found a vid on rehumidifing dry cigars."
I think Bill Clinton had a cute trick for that too...

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 05:48 AM (LfHBm)

794
https://tinyurl.com/yapd9j89

I didn't watch all of it, but this channel seems to have real experts.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 05:50 AM (GvRPq)

795 I didn't watch all of it, but this channel seems to have real experts.
Posted by: Gooshy

Thank you. A little more to it than I thought. I'll give it a try

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

796
So Grench Whitmer has confessed to being cut from the same
cloth as pedo joe...and she's asked him for help and he's helped
her communicate?? any hoo it's no wonder you MI peeps are so

loving her.../s

Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 06:02 AM (LfHBm)

797
Good luck!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:03 AM (GvRPq)

798

Heh, fru-fru speak.
Nice, neighbor.

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2020 06:07 AM (/Yg5r)

799
Effing KY has decided that NOW is the time to make masks in public mandatory.
Yeah, brilliant. Idiot Dem.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:07 AM (GvRPq)

800 I didn't watch all of it, but this channel seems to have real experts.
Posted by: Gooshy


Did one of them say "Jane' you ignorant slut " ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 06:08 AM (arJlL)

801 Texas has taken about 17 days to double cases.

4/11/2020 12,561
4/12/2020 13,484
4/13/2020 13,906
4/14/2020 14,624
4/15/2020 15,492
4/16/2020 16,455
4/17/2020 17,371
4/18/2020 18,260
4/19/2020 18,923
4/20/2020 19,458
4/21/2020 20,196
4/22/2020 21,069
4/23/2020 21,944
4/24/2020 22,806
4/25/2020 23,773
4/26/2020 24,631
4/27/2020 25,297

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:09 AM (JFO2v)

802 799
Effing KY has decided that NOW is the time to make masks in public mandatory.
Yeah, brilliant. Idiot Dem.
Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:07 AM (GvRPq)

We have them here in Harris County but I say fuck that.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:10 AM (JFO2v)

803 Opening up many thing on 1 May here in Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)

804

YO ! Wot's OPEN today,put yer sign up with your hours dudettes.

I saw the Governors OPEN for the W.H.O ..man that was a sick show.

Posted by: saf at April 28, 2020 06:13 AM (5IHGB)

805
Did one of them say "Jane' you ignorant slut " ?
Posted by: JT

Hah! Actually, I didn't see Jane.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:13 AM (GvRPq)

806 Good luck!
Posted by: Gooshy

I figure if I start the process now, the cigar could be ready in a few weeks for some nice weather deck sitting

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

807 Thank you Lord for another day.

And non stick cookware.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 06:18 AM (xqwo/)

808
I figure if I start the process now, the cigar could be ready in a few weeks for some nice weather deck sitting
Posted by: Bruce

Yeah, it'll be time. I need to order a couple of samplers from Cigs Int. I Always get lucky with those, except for Rocky Patel. Ammonia stinkers, every one.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:19 AM (GvRPq)

809
And there's a cigar documentary on YouTube, called Seed to Smoke, goes through how Davidoff does things. It's engrossing.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:22 AM (GvRPq)

810 We have them here in Harris County but I say fuck that.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:10 AM (JFO2v)


Stores here* won't let you in without a mask. Since masks are not available, I've taken to wearing the Wild West robber kerchief on my face, just so I can go shopping for food and prescriptions. It truly sucks. My glasses fog up when I wear the damn thing. And I feel like I can't breathe, either.

* Here being COVID-1984 Central, a/k/a New Joke City. The city with the joke of a commie mayor who, BTW, wants to put his wifey in charge of the city's COVID-1984 response, the same beeyotch who 'lost' over $850M running some 'mental health project' program. The stupidity here hurts so much is burns lie a muzzie throwing acid on some uncovered meat's face.

Posted by: RickZ at April 28, 2020 06:23 AM (Y8PSl)

811 796

So Grench Whitmer has confessed to being cut from the same
cloth as pedo joe...and she's asked him for help and he's helped
her communicate?? any hoo it's no wonder you MI peeps are so

loving her.../s


Posted by: beanervt at April 28, 2020 06:02 AM (LfHBm)

She likes to accost women?
Or she is senile?
Or embrace the power of 'and'?



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 28, 2020 06:26 AM (ufFY8)

812 And there's a cigar documentary on YouTube, called Seed to Smoke, goes through how Davidoff does things. It's engrossing.
Posted by: Gooshy

I can get lost looking for one thing on youtube

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

813 Howdy, teej.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020 06:29 AM (Dhht7)

814
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:30 AM (mht8P)

815
can get lost looking for one thing on youtube
Posted by: Bruce

lol. I think I can find it again. Give me a minute.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:32 AM (GvRPq)

816 Good morning! Gonna be warm and sunshiny day today!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 06:33 AM (Ds0hh)

817
Texas has taken about 17 days to double cases.

Exponential growth!! Shelter, shelter!!1! Overflowing hospitals!! Do you want people to DIE?!?!?!?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:36 AM (mht8P)

818 lol. I think I can find it again. Give me a minute.
Posted by: Gooshy

Found it!

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

819 Texas has taken about 17 days to double cases.

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I'm a tad confused. Is that the super contagious part of the exponential part?

Posted by: Moron Robbie won't set his kids on fire to keep your grandpa warm at April 28, 2020 06:39 AM (IwDj9)

820 817
Texas has taken about 17 days to double cases.

Exponential growth!! Shelter, shelter!!1! Overflowing hospitals!! Do you want people to DIE?!?!?!?


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:36 AM (mht8P)

Hospital data Count
Lab Confirmed COVID-19 Patients Currently in Texas Hospitals 1,563
Total Texas Staffed Hospital Beds 51,979
Available Texas Hospital Beds 20,277
Available Texas ICU Beds 2,147
Available Texas Ventilators 6,045

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

821 Kung Flu Freakout talking point -
- You cannot get immunity from Kung Flu!!!111

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:41 AM (1g7ch)

822 I don't want to look at the whole press conference, but what did Trump say or suggest that has people thinking he was telling us to drink bleach?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)

823
Golf clap for Bruce.

Here's the linky for anybody else interested. They literally go from seed to finished cigar, and it's amazing.

https://tinyurl.com/y98jwj6x

Uhm, over 90 minutes. Might want fire up a stick.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:43 AM (GvRPq)

824 Heh.
From a Sean Spicier tweet,

"I've had no problem maintaining or even losing a couple pounds during the quarantine. I eat what I want and when I hear "we're all in this together", I puke

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

825 I don't want to look at the whole press conference, but what did Trump say or suggest that has people thinking he was telling us to drink bleach?
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)


Have you seen a direct quote in the news yet?



Just like he never said, "I grab women by the puthy all the time, sometimes I grab two after I shoot someone on 5th Ave."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:45 AM (1g7ch)

826 Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:41 AM

I think it was actually Piglosi that mentioned drinking bleach, right?

Posted by: clutch at April 28, 2020 06:45 AM (9UmRs)

827 One of my great-uncles had a tobacco farm, in Jefferson Wisconsin.
I have some pictures of my mom and her brothers helping with harvesting.
Not sure what the tobacco was used for, so many stories I wish I could have found out before she passed

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

828 Have you seen a direct quote in the news yet?


No I haven't. And I don't want to go looking for it because of SJW Karen on Farcebook told me Orangemanbad

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

829 I think it was actually Piglosi that mentioned drinking bleach, right?
Posted by: clutch at April 28, 2020 06:45 AM (9UmRs)


When she did her locked down home video everyone thought she was saying, "Let them eat ice cream" but she actually said, "Let them drink bleach".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:49 AM (1g7ch)

830 Heck, it's a foggy day here. Maybe I can just put the cigar outside!

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

831
what did Trump say or suggest that has people thinking he was telling us to drink bleach?
Posted by: Bruce

I saw as his usual optimistic riffing on what the docs had just. Trump Stream of Consciousness.

The really sick thing is some NYT twat complained to YouTube about a Cedar Sinai Hospital project into UV light, which was one thing Trump mentioned, and...
They. Took. It. Down.

I guess that's fake research.

We're gonna need a LOT of rope.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 06:49 AM (GvRPq)

832 When she did her locked down home video everyone thought she was saying, "Let them eat ice cream" but she actually said, "Let them drink bleach".
Posted by: Burnt Toast

But first, give me your money so I can buy some other people ice cream.

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM)

833 Mornin', all.

I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:50 AM (rpbg1)

834 I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I see someone hasn't been quarantined long enough..

Another 30 days for you!

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

835 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 28, 2020 06:53 AM (NeD6B)

836 I have to admit that I do not know any fat enginerd wymynz. Fat enginerd guys for sure, but not teh wymynz.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 06:53 AM (Ds0hh)

837 I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:50 AM (rpbg1)


I like how their hardhats are setting on top of their heads like pancakes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 28, 2020 06:54 AM (1g7ch)

838 Woke up 2 hours early this a.m. I thought this insomnia/waking up way early would be over by now. Maybe it's because of my afternoon nap; maybe it needs to be cut back to only 90 min. from 120.

Apparently Lousy-ana is not going to open barbers on May 1. I need to call my barber of 30 + years and suggest that "we can make a deal."

Going in to the office today to grab some things and look up some data I don't have online access to. It's not too savagely hot here, so this should be a pleasant outing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:54 AM (rpbg1)

839 833 Mornin', all.

I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:50 AM (rpbg1)

That meme really is insulting.

I mean, making sammiches is ingained in a womans DNA. No blueprint required.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 06:54 AM (xqwo/)

840 Apparently Lousy-ana is not going to open barbers on May 1. I need to call my barber of 30 + years and suggest that "we can make a deal."


My niece is a beautician/barber.

Since dog grooming was given the ok here in Ill, I suggested she open up, but only for people that identify as puppies/dogs

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

841 Sign your name to petition from JournOlist profs wanted PDT virus coverage halted.

https://tinyurl.com/y7hxpybx

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

842 Dammit. Ingrained. Proofreading. Who needs it?

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 06:56 AM (xqwo/)

843 The Democratic Party will stand up for women and for what is right. Public service is a public trust. If you are a candidate for office or an elected official who has engaged in sexual misconduct, you should step aside whether you sit in the U.S. House of Representatives, the U.S. Senate, or the Oval Office, the DNC chair said.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

844 I cannot freaking wait for the barber shops to reopen. I haven't had this much hair since before I went into the Corps. The beard though, is reaching the Duck Dynasty stage. I'm gonna keep that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (Ds0hh)

845
Dammit. Ingrained. Proofreading. Who needs it?
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 06:56 AM (xqwo/)


We need a word for the feeling when you hit the "Post" button and instantly realize you misspelled something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (mht8P)

846 Sign your name to petition from JournOlist profs wanted PDT virus coverage halted.


Can you sign with a fake name?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

847 833 Mornin', all.

I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:50 AM (rpbg1)

The sammiches are not for them but for their mens.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

848 The guy who "threw" his cat: That's not much of a throw; throwing would be out of a second- or third-story window. That's just relocating the cat. I have to do that all the time.

Of course, swigging beer during a work meeting indicates he may have other problems. (I don't drink, but when I joined a Zoom meeting last week, I carefully left the video part off. I could have been seen relocating one of my cats.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 06:59 AM (rpbg1)

849 Can you sign with a fake name?
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

I used

Waht Du Fuk Wuhan Uni of Bat Studies

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

850 844 I cannot freaking wait for the barber shops to reopen. I haven't had this much hair since before I went into the Corps. The beard though, is reaching the Duck Dynasty stage. I'm gonna keep that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (Ds0hh)

One way or another, I need to get rid of some of this hair this weekend. It might get ugly, in which case I'll shave it and wear a hat. The sweating under the canopy is getting to me.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:00 AM (xqwo/)

851 We need a word for the feeling when you hit the "Post" button and instantly realize you misspelled something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (mht8P)

premature postulation

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

852 I'm sure it's been said, but 3 of the 4 "engineer" women in the sandwich construction pic could stand to eat a few salads instead of sandwiches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I see someone hasn't been quarantined long enough..

Another 30 days for you!
Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020


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*

Plenty of good-lookin' wymynz online, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:01 AM (rpbg1)

853 Boker tov morons.

I want Mrs. to play Photograph at my funeral. She likes Ringo so she'll probably do it,

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 28, 2020 07:01 AM (EZebt)

854 I went with,

Barbara Gordon Chiropterologist

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

855
One of my great-uncles had a tobacco farm,

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We had tobacco and soybeans as cash crops when I was little.
Most tobacco grown in the US is cigarette filler, with notable exceptions like Connecticut wrapper (which isn't necessarily grown there.)
Sherlock Holmes smoked a tobacco from a Louisiana parish that is fermented for like 5 years, and currently costs the same as some Davidoff wrapper, 70 bucks a pound. I've had some (in a Russian export cigarette; very good).
Regular pipe tobacco is about 15 dollars a pound.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 07:03 AM (GvRPq)

856 Found out on twitter that in New Zealand, as long as you keep the groups under 10 and don't have a buffet, you can still have a wedding, funeral, or tangihanga.

Posted by: Downcast at April 28, 2020 07:04 AM (sg3af)

857 tangihanga

Is that an event with Charlie Callas as MC?

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

858 Maybe I'm dense or something but what the hell DeWine. I haven't been required to wear a mask, it's been suggested, but not required while shopping retail. Now on 5/11 it's required. And where exactly will people be buying these masks since I couldn't find any immediately available? So all of those WuFlu germs will automatically be more potent when the rest of our retail establishments open up.
I have one real mask and I use it when I go to mom's assisted living home to drop off supplies to the front desk.
Also, still will not be able to have my hair cut but the dog can finally have her nails trimmed and her anal glands expressed. No sense to any of this.
And my daily reminder of where we stand in OH. Just like the black death I tell ya.
https://tinyurl.com/qpzu6f6
It's not the plague.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (JVgnl)

859 Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:00 AM (xqwo/)

I hear that. I have a cane hat that I wear at when I play golf when it's warm, and it doesn't fit so well nowadays. No. 2 clipper all the way around, and don't touch the beard.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (Ds0hh)

860 The odd thing is that I'm doing fine in the shaving department. Partly. I sport a "Commander Riker" beard (though I grew mine in 1988 some months before Jonathan Frakes turned up with his), and that needs frequent trimming with an electric trimmer. But the cheeks, lower lip, and throat all need to be planed off every 2 days. And that's actually kind of fun, as I have an array of vintage razors (and just ordered a new Merkur), plenty of blades, and several good soaps and creams.

In a pinch, good old-fashioned Barbasol in a can works great.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (rpbg1)

861
We need a word for the feeling when you hit the "Post" button and instantly realize you misspelled something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (mht8P)

And sometimes it's more than spelling. A double word used like for for or something articulated like a 2nd grader on twinkies because you wanted to get it out there before the rest of the crack monkeys think of it.

Maybe MUMR.

As in I really MUMR'd that one up.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:09 AM (xqwo/)

862
845
Dammit. Ingrained. Proofreading. Who needs it?
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 06:56 AM (xqwo/)

We need a word for the feeling when you hit the "Post" button and instantly realize you misspelled something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 06:58 AM (m



Eh who cares about spelling errors. Forgetting to take off or add the sock puppet name is where my regret comes from.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2020 07:09 AM (G2zl5)

863 Sherlock Holmes smoked a tobacco from a Louisiana parish that is fermented for like 5 years, and currently costs the same as some Davidoff wrapper, 70 bucks a pound. I've had some (in a Russian export cigarette; very good).
Regular pipe tobacco is about 15 dollars a pound.
Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020


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It's been a while since I smoked or even looked at pipe tobacco; I miss the scents. The Lousy-ana stuff is perique, I think? Too heady to be smoked by itself, it has to be blended. I don't remember perique being mentioned in the Holmes stories, but I think Latakia tobacco turned up at least once.

I never cared for the "English" blends like that. They smelled too much like a tire shop. I liked the chocolate and even cherry blends.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:09 AM (rpbg1)

864
I haven't been required to wear a mask, it's been suggested, but not required while shopping retail. Now on 5/11 it's required. And where exactly will people be buying these masks since I couldn't find any immediately available?

All masks will be bought up instantly by Orientals and Karens. They will be the new toilet paper.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 07:09 AM (mht8P)

865 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (rpbg1)

Shaving soap, boar bristle brush and a straight razor will take care of that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 07:11 AM (Ds0hh)

866 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 07:11 AM (85Gof)

867 859 Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:00 AM (xqwo/)

I hear that. I have a cane hat that I wear at when I play golf when it's warm, and it doesn't fit so well nowadays. No. 2 clipper all the way around, and don't touch the beard.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (Ds0hh)

I do a half all over about every other week. Only shave balls for date night.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

868 I hear that. I have a cane hat that I wear at when I play golf when it's warm, and it doesn't fit so well nowadays. No. 2 clipper all the way around, and don't touch the beard.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (Ds0hh)

Yeah, that is probably the road I'll take.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:13 AM (xqwo/)

869
858 Maybe I'm dense or something but what the hell DeWine. I haven't been required to wear a mask, it's been suggested, but not required while shopping retail. Now on 5/11 it's required. And where exactly will people be buying these masks since I couldn't find any immediately available? So all of those WuFlu germs will automatically be more potent when the rest of our retail establishments open up.
I have one real mask and I use it when I go to mom's assisted living home to drop off supplies to the front desk.
Also, still will not be able to have my hair cut but the dog can finally have her nails trimmed and her anal glands expressed. No sense to any of this.
And my daily reminder of where we stand in OH. Just like the black death I tell ya.
https://tinyurl.com/qpzu6f6
It's not the plague.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (JVgnl)



And last week in one of his press conferences they said they would not be requiring people to wear masks. Dishonest bullshit totalitarianism. I will refuse to wear one as long as possible. I will not wear it right. I will not follow the stupid rules that do nothing.


If masks were so necessary why wasn't NYC requiring them on subways a month ago.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2020 07:13 AM (G2zl5)

870 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:06 AM (rpbg1)

Shaving soap, boar bristle brush and a straight razor will take care of that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 28, 2020


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I have trouble with the idea of laying a straight razor alongside my personal face. Aside from that, yes, I have soaps and several brushes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:14 AM (rpbg1)

871 It doesn't have to be a useful or good mask. You could use a sock and noone would say anything as long as you're covered.

It's about nailing down the nail that sticks up.

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:17 AM (xqwo/)

872 Andrew Lack , head of NBC and NBC, has a piece about the wonders of journalist and their brave. selfless and totally unbiased reporting during this pandemic and in general. I almost thought is was from the Babylon Bee or the Onion. It really is gag-inducing. Do they actually believe this about themselves or is he trolling?

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2020 07:17 AM (MxEKc)

873
The Lousy-ana stuff is perique, I think?

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That's close enough.
The Holmes ref was in one of the movies, and come to think of it, it might not of been his smoke, but the name was prominently displayed when he picked up his blend. It seemed an Easter egg.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 07:18 AM (GvRPq)

874 teej, I believe beignet is fru-fru speak for funnel cake.
Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 28, 2020


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I'm not sure what a funnel cake is, but a beignet is pretty much the same thing as a sopaipilla, the little flaky pastries New Mexico restaurants park on your table along with honey. The green chile flames you out, you pour some honey on a sopaipilla and take a bite, and it cuts the burning way down. (The honey works by itself, though.)

Only difference is that the beignet is caked with white powdered sugar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2020 07:19 AM (rpbg1)

875 Andrew Lack , head of NBC and NBC

Does he get twice the pay?
Ya think someone in accounting would have noticed by now

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)

876 I just read a story over at ZH about a secret Manhattan Project scale endeavor to create a "cure" for the Chinese Bat Flu.

It seems the Deep State and their masterminds are determined that the cheap and off patent HCQ never receive wide acceptance.

And what better way to keep the population in fear and under thumb than, we haven't created the cure yet proles so you need to stay inside for your own good.

I thought the Russia Hoax was the worst I'd ever seen.

This scam beats it like a Ike Turner.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 28, 2020 07:19 AM (RVqby)

877 Closing gun ranges, gun grabbing attempts, abridging Constitutional rights and God given rights. The demorats really believe this Chinese flu gives them total dictator rights and rights to completely trample our rights.
Note, the Chinese and asian flu epidemics have been generously provided to the world for many decades. Little wonder the demorats love and favor them over us, eh?

Posted by: ron n. at April 28, 2020 07:20 AM (om5HK)

878 If masks were so necessary why wasn't NYC requiring them on subways a month ago.


Posted by: Buzzion at April 28, 2020 07:13 AM

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If anything proves New York was not taking this thing seriously, it's the NYC subway system.

That is the absolute first thing that should have been shut down but it wasn't. Those things are literally a petri dish to grow the virus.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 28, 2020 07:20 AM (JUOKG)

879 New York magazine Washington correspondent Olivia Nuzzi responded angrily to criticism from former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer on Monday evening, tweeting at him: Oh shut the fuck up.

olivia nuzzi---remember that name...this is the cunt who asked that cock sucking question yesterday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 07:21 AM (85Gof)

880 876 I just read a story over at ZH about a secret Manhattan Project scale endeavor to create a "cure" for the Chinese Bat Flu.

It seems the Deep State and their masterminds are determined that the cheap and off patent HCQ never receive wide acceptance.

And what better way to keep the population in fear and under thumb than, we haven't created the cure yet proles so you need to stay inside for your own good.

I thought the Russia Hoax was the worst I'd ever seen.

This scam beats it like a Ike Turner.
Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 28, 2020 07:19 AM (RVqby)

Pepcid also seems to make the HQC work better. Also cheap and off patent.

Cure will be about 10k to 90k and billed mainly to Medicare/caid.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

881 Make that Andrew Lack , head of NBC and MSNBC



"Does he get twice the pay?

Ya think someone in accounting would have noticed by now


Posted by: Bruce"


It is all the same left wing swill in different packaging so he really shouldn't get paid twice but I'm sure he does. Millions and millions to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted.

Posted by: Ripley at April 28, 2020 07:23 AM (MxEKc)

882 So where do we make NYC real estate prices in the next two years? Is there a groundswell of people that want to live in a Communist Wet Market?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 28, 2020 07:24 AM (o2Pdz)

883 mornin yall.

"olivia nuzzi---remember that name."


Interned for Anthony Weiner. What else do you need to know?

Posted by: freaked at April 28, 2020 07:26 AM (Tnijr)

884 So where do we make NYC real estate prices in the next two years? Is there a groundswell of people that want to live in a Communist Wet Market?
Posted by: Puddin Head

I'm picturing flattening the whole thing. Put in long house, let's call them barracks. Maybe 500 or 600 to a barrack. And we can make it a gated community!

...Jose Globals...

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)

885 Ringo Starr is vastly under rated. The man is a genius. A person would have to be to survive the egos of Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

--

I saw an interview from Phil Collins once. He was famous already at the time he first met Paul McCartney. He said McCartney was so arrogant and full of himself and made Phil know how lucky he (Phil) was to be meeting with the former Beatle. Collins was hurt by it for a while, then it was more of an eff you attitude towards McCartney.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 28, 2020 07:29 AM (O+I8R)

886 Bonjour, fappeurs!

Looks like I'll be hitting the ground running today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 28, 2020 07:29 AM (NWiLs)

887
Ringo Starr is vastly under rated. The man is a genius.

Ringo Starr - Catherine Bach

John Lennon - Yoko Ono

Nuff sed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2020 07:31 AM (mht8P)

888 FCC Commissioner Wants To Know About 1000s Of Phone Record Pages Received Via Schiffs Secret Subpoenas

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

889 879
olivia nuzzi---remember that name...this is the cunt who asked that cock sucking question yesterday
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2020 07:21 AM (85Gof)

She asked a question about sucking cock ?

Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:32 AM (xqwo/)

890
well, nap time for me

later

Posted by: Gooshy at April 28, 2020 07:32 AM (GvRPq)

891 She asked a question about sucking cock ?
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2020 07:32 AM (xqwo/)

she get 25 buck same as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 28, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)

892 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 28, 2020 07:34 AM (gIqgV)

893 I figure if I start the process now, the cigar could be ready in a few weeks for some nice weather deck sitting
Posted by: Bruce

A few WEEKS ?

Didja plant the tobacco yesterday ?

Posted by: JT at April 28, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)

894
sometimes a cigar is a good poke...


Bubba Puticeonit.

Posted by: saf at April 28, 2020 07:36 AM (5IHGB)

895 Didja plant the tobacco yesterday ?
Posted by: JT

Ha! No, it's an older cigar I came across and wondered if there was a way to make it smokeable again.
Gooshy pointed me to a youtube video about getting it humidified, and I figured as foggy as this morning was, I could just set it outside for an hour

Posted by: Bruce at April 28, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)

896 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2020 07:39 AM (6gEC8)

897 That is the funniest Hitler parody I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 28, 2020 07:40 AM (T09ml)

898 Nasty Nan forgot her favorite part of the gospel, "When I was unborn, you murdered me."

Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at April 28, 2020 11:09 AM (hVOXD)

899 Re: the photo of girls with hardhats looking at a PBJ sandwich blueprint, you have no idea how ubiquitous stupid pics like that are in Stock Photography World. I see them all the time -- these "ooh! Let's gender-swap the profession!" photos. And they're horrible. And trite. And inauthentic right down to the shiny plastic Home Depot helmets and fresh creases in the day-glo safety vests -- almost as if they'd JUST been removed from the package.

Hint to Eastern European and Asian photogs trying to make a buck on iStock: Don't use your girlfriend in the shot; she can't stop smiling, overacts, and isn't that photogenic in the first place.

Posted by: red speck at April 28, 2020 11:49 AM (gS3OW)

900 897 That is the funniest Hitler parody I've ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 28, 2020 07:40 AM (T09ml)

Eh. My mileage varied.

Posted by: m at April 28, 2020 01:05 PM (3Geud)

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