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The Morning Rant
Over the weekend, I ran into another example of the MSM hive mind at work. I was trying to track down some info about Joe Biden's alleged assault (back in 1993) on staffer Tara Reade and how the Democrats were "grapplicng" with the accusation, so I entered "grapple with biden tara reade" (without the quotes) into the Google search bar. And I got a number of hits, and it was amzing how that word 'grapple' was used. Print stories published on cnn, the (uk) guardian, npr, motherjones, the washingtonpost all use that word. Which, due to the nature of Joe Biden's offenses, is kind of an odd choice of words. It's like they all got in the same room together and said, ok, what are we going to write about this story? Or, at least, they all copied each other. But another point is that Tara Reade really isn't helping herself with this. According to the the opinion piece in the guardian by Katie Halper, who laments the fact that Reade is being ignored by most in the press, notes that right-learning reporters were interested, but
...neither I nor Reade, a lifelong Democrat who identifies as a progressive feminist, wanted her story and the #MeToo movement weaponized to help Trump.And:
Election Day, Americans will be asked to choose between two candidates, both of whom face credible allegations of sexual assault. Nobody is more upset about this than Tara Reade: “I tried so hard to be heard when there were 20 Democrats running,” she told me...But, Tara says, “I will never ever support Trump. I am never voting Republican.”.Did Reade really expect that she'd be able to lob an incendiary charge like this right into the middle of a white hot election cycle and have it not have any political repercussions? That Joe Biden is just not going to slink quietly into the shadows? How stupid can she be? That's not how these things work. And Halper is not helping Reade's cause at all:
We are in an excruciating situation with no easy solutions. Tara wants Biden to step down, understandably, as do others who see him as a disastrous candidate. Others wish Tara had been listened to before Biden was the last man standing, but now see no alternative. Both positions are understandable and neither should be shamed. But what is shameful is ignoring or belittling Tara because it’s politically inconvenient to grapple with her story. The powerful media, politicians and organizations who ignored her or didn’t take her seriously enough have no authority to say anything besides “I’m sorry,” and promise to do better, for Tara, women like her and the #MeToo movement they’ve already harmed.You ever notice that when the Republicans are the bad guys, progressives are not afraid call them out by name, i.e. "Donald Trump" or "the Koch Brothers" or the Republicans"" or "Fox News", and they're always very specific. But when the bad actors are on their own side, suddenly it all gets very vague and undefined. Halper says that Tara Reade has been victimized by nameless "powerful media, politicians and organizations", but what she doesn't say out loud is that all of these are progressives and Democrats. It's very much like when they complain that Kamala Harris didn't win because of "racism", but conveniently leave out the fact that what she didn't win was a primary election where the only voters were Democrats. So if Halper wants to help stop the creeps from thinking they are allowed to put their fingers up her skirt, she needs to publicly call out the creeps for being creepy and to publicly name the media outlets and whatever other organizations are running interference for the creeps. And you need to realize that due to the political environment we're all living in right now, your actions may serve the interests the other guys, i.e. Trump. If you're not willing to make that sacrifice, then I guess you don't really want to stand up and be heard so bad after all. If that's the case, sit down and shut up. So what Reade wants and what Halper wants is "justice", but they want it in such a way so that their side doesn't get damaged. But it's impossible to square that circle. And after reading Halper's piece, I'm losing any sympathy I might've had for Reade. Remember it was feminists like Halper (and Reade) who defended the serial rapist Bill Clinton to their last dying breath because abortion. And what they're getting hit with is the bitter fruit of the unholy alliance between feminists who have pissed all over centuries of moral restraints and sexually predacious males who agree that such restraints should be abolished. Oh, and to top it all off, CNN is trying to bury a recently discovered Larry King clip of Tara Reade's mother calling into his show to complain about Biden's behavior. So Tara Reade is basically collateral damage in the progressives' never-ending revolution to remake America.
Moron Commenter Circa (Insert Year Here) Channels His Inner Biden:
389 Did they take it down due to ol' choo choo Joey sounding like a complete Imbecile?
Look, fat. Commodore Perry and yes, it was. Now unlike in the past pudding that we've never done for since time as it was. That's right.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2020 12:05 PM (Boy/L)
How about you? Do you have an inner Biden that wants to be let loose? Maybe press the flesh? Sniff a little hair?
Oops:
U.S. Reports Largest One-Day Increase In Cases Of Trump Derangement Syndrome https://t.co/TrMXNRjWH2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 25, 2020
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Friday's celebs: Hungarian-born actress Eva Bartok suffered at the hands of both the Nazis (she was forced to marry a Nazi officer at age 15 in order to avoid being sent to a concentration camp) and the commies: as an actress, she was threatened and persecuted by the new communist regime so she married a film producer who took her to London. She starred in the 1952 political thriller The Assassin along with Richard Todd who had served with distinction as a paratrooper in the Second World War. Fun fact: in The Longest Day (1962), Todd portrayed his own superior officer at the Pegasus Bridge fight, with another actor portraying Todd himself in a recreation of his own experiences.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IP at April 27, 2020 11:16 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:17 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:18 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: CN at April 27, 2020 11:18 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2020 11:18 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (bW1Yb)
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what is the credible allegation against Trump?
I don't recall any.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)
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OM's grabbing pics of random extras now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)
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what is the credible allegation against Trump?
I don't recall any.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (sX1BW)
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That he was in a Law and Order episode?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)
Like women in the ghetto calling the cops to see the bruises(not cause they actually want their current mate arrested).
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Zm+LZ)
Maybe that loony bint who had the Nieman Marcus Rape Fantasy.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)
Like women in the ghetto calling the cops to see the bruises(not cause they actually want their current mate arrested).
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Zm+LZ)
He got weed!!!! He got weed!!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (90T4r)
In contrast, she would be a glamour girl any time and any place.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: IP at April 27, 2020 11:22 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)
Really nicely put.
Posted by: m at April 27, 2020 11:22 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: BignJames at April 27, 2020 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 27, 2020 11:22 AM (v/yWa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 27, 2020 11:20 AM (FZYNt)
Sometimes I think that's the only reason their revolution hasn't yet succeeded.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (w6EWV)
Question answered: "I will never ever support Trump. I am never voting Republican."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (flINI)
Starting at the top of his head and scrolling down reminded me of Long Cat.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (G4GU9)
This is my point about Reade - Democrats don't really turn on Democrats. On the rare occasion when one DOES grow a conscience, you can tell they are genuine by a simple thing called "the Deadness Test" (cf. Seth Rich).
Unless, of course, another Democrat puts them up to it. My only question is - which Dem(s) shot this torpedo at the SS Paste Eater?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (BOr8Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (rpbg1)
That's correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (w6EWV)
https://bit.ly/2W8tWNI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)
Joe Scarborough.
So that mystery needs a little investigating.
Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: IP at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Lance the MST3K Fan at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (l8gTz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (FdGKu)
7 Samurai; Rashomon; Waterloo; American Graffiti; Rio Grand and Watch on the Rhine.
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
I just have to say that if this Tara Reade story was preplanned to release, now is the absolute perfect time to do it.
Biden has a delegate lead that's effectively insurmountable. The rest of the field has dropped out. He's pretty much the candidate, but only pretty much. There's still room for him to be removed before he gets the nomination, but the moves to take him out within the rules would be damn near impossible to follow through on (convincing the rest of the primary voters to vote for someone else, especially since everyone's dropped out). And then there's the less rule bound methods, which would lead to complete chaos.
They could either strike Biden's name and install someone else, which would piss off everyone but that one person's supporters. That one person will most likely not have spent the last year trying to build a coalition within the Party, so it's a disaster. They could also re-do the entire primary, but it would be last second, subject to the whims of the Establishment, and be a complete disaster in execution.
Biden is effectively the nominee, but not actually, which gives those wanting him gone a whiff of hope to be able to get him gone. That hope is dangerous and could bread into resentment and anger by the time Biden just takes the nomination at the convention (virtual or whatever).
After the nomination, it'd be too easy for the left to simply ignore it. Now, though? That desperate hope of replacing him is going to feed a lot of anger in certain feminist circles of the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (G4GU9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Caliban at April 27, 2020 11:25 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: IP at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (CTv2h)
Looks like the guy in The Big Sleep
Don't know the girl, but she is a beauty
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (4o2K3)
damn i want that chicken.
and who dat is lovely. going to have to look up her ... err... look her up.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
both of whom face credible allegations of sexual assault. Nobody is more
upset about this than Tara Reade: I tried so hard to be heard when
there were 20 Democrats running, she told me......But, Tara says, I will
never ever support Trump. I am never voting Republican.
To my knowledge Trump has NEVER been accused of sexual assault.
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall down by the Pool Critic ... at April 27, 2020 11:27 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:27 AM (G0qhR)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2020 11:27 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)
But enough about your sexual fantasies.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:27 AM (w6EWV)
Oh, he absolutely has. Numerous times. Never any proof, but he has been accused.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (qjfjx)
7 Samurai; Rashomon;
Oh good. Let's talk about those. They are good movies and talking about them might scare TJM away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
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Its a small circle.
Most feminist don't really care about the raping, assaulting, and harassing of other women.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (flINI)
A few years ago - who was it?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
7 Samurai; Rashomon;
Oh good. Let's talk about those. They are good movies and talking about them might scare TJM away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (gd9RK)
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I love them both.
What's your point?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (mpXpK)
Not true, there have been a number of accusations. Whether they're *credible* is another question.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (w6EWV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
Maybe.
Posted by: Moron at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (0QLpr)
also from the big sleep
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (2cfUo)
The guy is a shoe-in for the Reichs Chancelor.
Keep voting Democrat, NY! When you vote for any Democrat in New York, you're voting for Cuomo.
Andy Uber Alles!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:27 AM (w6EWV)
Oh, pally, we haven't begun to plumb those depths. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)
Question answered: "I will never ever support Trump. I am never voting Republican."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Do5/p)
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Follow up question: "If Trump could be defeated for the party nomination, by someone like Bill Weld, would you then vote Republican?"
I think we know what her answer would be...
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
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*takes off hat*
♪ RANDOLPH SCOTT!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (xsp2a)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
*******
Mostly dead
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM
Depends. He's a kind of Schroedinger's dictator.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (ejd/p)
A few years ago - who was it?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
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Stephen Glass?
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (dfRN6)
Scott Beaumont ?
American soldiers running over dogs with tanks and shooting Iraqi children for fun ???
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall down by the Pool Critic ... at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LPnfS)
The HR Goundhg saw its shadow?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (trdmm)
I am not pleased
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Two weeks
Two weeks
It's been two weeks for fucking ever.
What the fuck do they think is going to change in two weeks?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (vg8iE)
I think you should give your advice to Trump, Dan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: stumck at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (w9Wax)
I'm in tears! Sobbing uncontrollably, so much so that my wife's live-in boyfriend had to comfort me!
Please stop.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (G4GU9)
And the top piece of chicken looks like a space alien.
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (vg8iE)
She got the 2 finger package, instead.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (BiHKy)
7 Samurai; Rashomon; Waterloo; American Graffiti; Rio Grand and Watch on the Rhine.
Posted by: Archer
Currently watching the fourth season of The Last Kingdom.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (XScQZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (GAFR1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (XScQZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Supreme Singer Kim Jung Il at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (w9Wax)
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
Mom never really liked him.
Posted by: George Glass at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (ejd/p)
It's in a High Value Detainment Cell at Riker's Island.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Javems at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)
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99 So Kim Jung Il is sticky glazed chicken. Got it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (GAFR1)
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These two comments are combining in my head and I don't want them to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (BiHKy)
\I have never seen any "credible" accusations.
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
A few years ago - who was it?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
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I pictured the conniving worm from The Wire as a white Jayson Blair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (BOr8Z)
Posted by: Whoa Phat at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
warmer weather I think (at least around here)
honestly I DO NOT KNOW
we're going to have to stop listening to the governors. we have to just take control ourselves.
and fuck the police
never thought Id say THAT
but fuck em
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Not yet, but he's in the queue.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (XScQZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall down by the Pool Critic ... at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Like a moth to a porch light with that tag!
Photo 2 is pretty leggy, too...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
I know that he was Il throughout his life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (trdmm)
August 1
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (G0qhR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:34 AM (GAFR1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM
Went the way of the prisons and the workhouses.
Posted by: Tiny Tim at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (SAK2A)
Yep. People need to open up their shops.
Let the Gvernors try and deal with thousands of business owners going to work.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:32 AM (XScQZ)
Noted, Poti-san.
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (QE8X6)
Yeah, but conservative media watchdog group Media Research Center (MRC) has tapes of news shows going back to the 80's, probably just for occasions such as this. They're the ones that quickly retrieved the video after someone posted the transcript.
Nice.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
We'll all be two weeks closer to drawing that sweet, sweet pension check. Now get back inside.
Posted by: State Police Everywhere at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (0QLpr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
We can tell you but we don't actually know the answer.
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (arJlL)
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM (4o2K3)
I really wanted to do that, but I don't know how to make a music note!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
I remember that one. Hayden Christensen was actually good in it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (w6EWV)
I served with Stephen in Laos. Black Ops stuff.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (BiHKy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Hillary is still playing a deeper game. There is the off chance that he will have a stroke or otherwise be disabled prior to his actual nomination and acceptance.
And there is also Benito Cuomo, who a lot of Democrats love because he is the father - thug figure they would like as President.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall down by the Pool Critic ... at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (LPnfS)
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One was about the Republican National Convention and sex. Completely made up.
One of my little issues with the movie Shattered Glass is that they show that story visually and then only briefly mention it later as made up. In terms of cinematic power, the image is more impactful than the spoken word, so showing the audience the fake story but just mentioning that it's fake feels like it wants the audience to still believe the fake story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)
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99 So Kim Jung Il is sticky glazed chicken. Got it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (GAFR1)
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These two comments are combining in my head and I don't want them to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (LvTSG)
Consequences of having China involved in our food supply chain.
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall down by the Pool Critic ... at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (LPnfS)
It might have been made up, but I still think Koyannisqatsi was pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (trdmm)
'Scuze me? What 'credible' allegation is there against Trump?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (vaaZ7)
The HR Goundhg saw its shadow?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
Obergruppenfuehrer Whitmer has thus decreed it...lockdown extended at least to 15MAY20
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (xsp2a)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (Oka5v)
Wasn't that Zack (or Zach?) Beauchamp?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:36 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
We can tell you but we don't actually know the answer.
Posted by: Someguy at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Zm+LZ)
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Yes.
Kim Jung Il is dead.
Or not.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (dfRN6)
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
I remember that one. Hayden Christensen was actually good in it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (w6EWV)
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I think he gave the exact same performance as Stephen Glass as he did as Anakin Skywalker. He was a whiny little bitch in both.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (LvTSG)
(Autocorrect changed "Brian" to "brutal". SMH)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (XxJt1)
My barber is one of those sweet leftists and she is a rare treasure in that she understands my hair, but the chatter I overhear from her co-workers makes the time in the chair a little unpleasant. I have to work to stay engrossed in conversation with her so I don't hear the other ladies. I about lost it when one of her co-workers was parroting the line that conservatives (or was it Christians?) were responsible for some terrorist act.
I do not know why God sometimes hardens hearts and blinds eyes, but I sure can tell that He does. I don't see any other explanation for how people can disregard logic and evidence and experience.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)
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Ampersand-pound sign-9834-semicolon
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (G0qhR)
If Karen does not see her shadow, the lockdowns continue indefinitely.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (SAK2A)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's all gone down the Memory Hole, like it never even existed.
Welcome to Soviet America.
Comrade Moose outside should have told you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (v1rlu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (G4GU9)
sorry since we will be under house arrest apparently for EVER that's why the altered nic
we're in Week 8 - will hit Week 9 of SIP this thursday
INSANE
Wolf will NEVER let us go. he is working on vote by mail here, forever. no more swing state of PA
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (j9HX3)
Biden just found out about it here. He comments as BSG.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (XScQZ)
Posted by: Jordan61
& # 9834 or & # 9835
Remove spaces
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (qjfjx)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (arJlL)
7 Samurai; Rashomon;
Oh good. Let's talk about those. They are good movies and talking about them might scare TJM away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (gd9RK)
Watch On The Rhine was on TCM yesterday, I believe. I didn't watch it. Caught most of Casablanca and then tried to watch It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but was in such a foul mood I turned it off, which I have never done before.
**checks TCM schedule for the day**
2.30 this afternoon is Meet the Baron, with Jack Pearl, Jimmy Durante and ZaSu Pitts. Pearl was a vaudeville and radio comedian, famous for his character of "Baron Munchausen," a teller of over-the-top adventures. Whenever he was challenged about his veracity, he would respond with his catchphrase, "Vas you dere, Sharlie?" Worth watching.
3.45 is 1934s Hollywood Party, with Laurel and Hardy and Jimmy Durante.
Oh! Wednesday is going to be a salute to the silent actress Dolores Costello! Naturally, The Magnificent Ambersons is on, but you must watch Old San Francisco, a 1927 melodrama that takes place during the 1906 earthquake and features Warner Oland as a crafty Oriental villain.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Speaker Pelosi at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (DMUuz)
that's awesome Orson! where are you located?
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (BiHKy)
Hayden needs to embrace his inner Keanu and learn to find roles that maximize his general demeanor/onscreen affect.
Hayden is just a bit off, kinda stiff, and that was perfect for the Stephen Glass character.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (j9HX3)
A few years ago - who was it?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
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I pictured the conniving worm from The Wire as a white Jayson Blair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (BOr8Z)
I think she's referring to Scott Beauchamp.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (w6EWV)
"Grapple" makes the whole thing sound like it's serious - like PowerPoint presentation serious - and it humanizes the poor put upon Democrats, while sucking all emotion from the actual story.
In fact the only emotion it evokes is a substitute one - sympathy for Democrats in the present, rather than any possible victim in the past. Also there's no anger in it, although honestly people *should* be angry that Biden did this - that it is surfacing - that he of all possible people is the nominee.
Yes it is all scripted and yes they are that sick.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (uEbPt)
The only real complaint Tara Reade has is that she didn't get a 6 figure payoff. If she'd have been paid for what happened, she'd never have had any problem with it at all - she just doesn't like giving away the goods for free.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (trdmm)
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Think about it - she went to reporters, and as she states, it was NOT any right-leaning ones.
Those reporters definitely sent it up the chain-of-command to DNC. They don't take a shit without checking to make sure it's ok first.
[stuff happens]
Tara Reade is alive.
The media, while very quietly, is still running a negative story about a presumptive Democrat nominee.
This one is coming from inside the house. The fact that she wasn't murdered or paid off for her silence means this is a sanctioned hit.
I absolutely guarantee whoever her Party sponsor is will take care of her. Probably already laundering money through a GFM for her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (BOr8Z)
Posted by: ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)
A true American. Much respect brother and good luck!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (SAK2A)
Every day I look at the chart of new virus cases in Mass. After a definite downtrend started on 4/10, there was a huge spike last week on the 24 th. Almost 5000 cases in one day causing a huge spike. Today, back down to 1500 following the trend before the spike. Caught a line in a story about a DPH error on the 24th. So after diligently searching found that Quest had lumped an error of 2500 cases into one day's reporting. 10,000 test reults not reported over who knows how many days. It made it look like we were still in a crisis peak. I am sure they are going to use this to extend the lockdown. I am just so incredibly angry I can hardly think. There is no one I can call to vent about this as everyone I love thinks I should just stay home amd don't worry, be happy. But I'm not. I want my life back.
End of rant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (XScQZ)
SCOTUS has ruled that the tax payers have to pay insurance companies $12B for Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jordan61
& # 9834 or & # 9835
Remove spaces
Posted by: rickb223
Thanks, but that's too much trouble; I'll just burst into song.
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: ACLU Asshole at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (FKRUU)
This one is coming from inside the house. The fact that she wasn't murdered or paid off for her silence means this is a sanctioned hit.
There's increasing buzz about Biden being replaced as the nominee, so this all fits.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (XScQZ)
Only if Trump loses.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (2JVJo)
Stick it to The Man!
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (BiHKy)
******
Seconded. Let us know if you need any muscle.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2020 11:41 AM (flINI)
A true American. Much respect brother and good luck!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM (SAK2A)
Ditto!!
Posted by: Caliban at April 27, 2020 11:41 AM (QE8X6)
There's increasing buzz about Biden being replaced as the nominee, so this all fits.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)
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Why would they do this?
I've read that Biden's invisible campaign is working like gangbusters and he's up by 10 in Michigan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
Oh right, Scott - thought it was Zack, who is probably just another Lefty journo. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 27, 2020 11:41 AM (zUdXR)
Looks like the guy in The Big Sleep
Don't know the girl, but she is a beauty
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (2cfUo)
77 Girl maybe martha vickers ?
also from the big sleep
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (2cfUo)
was I wrong ?
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:42 AM (2cfUo)
Over the weekend, I actually spent time figuring out the origins of the typical knock that people use. That seven note knock, knock, knock, knock-knock, knock knock.
Turns out, it's the ending of a little ditty called Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits.
I knew the beat, just never knew where it came from.
Yes, that bored.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:42 AM (G4GU9)
Posted by: Tuna at April 27, 2020 11:42 AM (gLRfa)
Glass is that they show that story visually and then only briefly
mention it later as made up. In terms of cinematic power, the image is
more impactful than the spoken word, so showing the audience the fake
story but just mentioning that it's fake feels like it wants the
audience to still believe the fake story.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
But is it truthy?
Posted by: Javems at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (ofIwF)
*******
'Unreliable Data' Britain Drops China From Official Coronavirus Death Toll
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (v/yWa)
Posted by: ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (9dnxb)
A few years ago - who was it?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (G546f)
Scott Beauchamp.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (w6EWV)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (qjfjx)
Thank you both!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Stephen Glass?
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
that's probably him
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (G546f)
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TBF, the grappling rules in DnD 3.5 were notoriously complicated.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Failure has a thousand Faucis, but Success is an OrangeMan at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (lcGs5)
I salute you, sir. Let us know what happens.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (H8QX8)
Looks like the guy in The Big Sleep
Don't know the girl, but she is a beauty
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:26 AM (2cfUo)
77 Girl maybe martha vickers ?
also from the big sleep
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:29 AM (2cfUo)
was I wrong ?
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:42 AM (2cfUo)
You're right about the guy, wrong about the girl.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (v1rlu)
Good for you!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (Ez6QX)
>>Turns out, it's the ending of a little ditty called Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits.
>>I knew the beat, just never knew where it came from.
>>Yes, that bored.
You could have just watched Roger Rabbit and both enjoyed Jessica Rabbit's being drawn bad and learned where the knock came from.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)
Whoa. I am actually making sesame chicken for dinner tonight. Spooky...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (Do5/p)
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What do the dwarves say (from earlier thread)?
Really most sincerely dead or not.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (MIKMs)
I knew the beat, just never knew where it came from.
Yes, that bored.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:42 AM (G4GU9)
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Wow... the one guy who's never seen "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (BOr8Z)
♪
i had to try that
"I don't see any other explanation for how people can disregard logic and evidence and experience."
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (ouBhA)
my go-to explanation is that a whole lot of people are just fucking idiots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (FKRUU)
Posted by: Staff Sargent Biden at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (GAFR1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (BOr8Z
I've seen it. Just don't remember that scene.
Maybe it's because I'm 29 and my memory ain't want it used to be.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (G4GU9)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (88+cf)
Wrote for The New Republic?
They made a movie about it called Shattered Glass. It was pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
that's probably him
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:43 AM (G546f)
Glass was the New Republic's fake domestic correspondent. The New Republic's fake war correspondent was Scott Beauchamp.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (w6EWV)
Right? He is hideous. and I cannot watch his show.
He started out by creating a media fanboy site while he was in j-school then sold it off for $$$, got hired by NYT. Then Fox hired Howie Kurtz and CNN hired him. Lucky/right time, right place career as old media companies chased online audience. He does not have a face for tv, not at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
**wanders off humming "High on the hill was a lonely goatherd..."**
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (G4GU9)
It's the virus. Unclean! Unclean!!
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (gmo/4)
And the answer is "No".
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ZLI7S)
LOL, beat me to it! I immediately thought of Christopher Lloyd knocking on the wall with his cane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
Over the weekend, I actually spent time figuring out the origins of the typical knock that people use. That seven note knock, knock, knock, knock-knock, knock knock.
Turns out, it's the ending of a little ditty called Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits.
I knew the beat, just never knew where it came from.
Yes, that bored.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
That's the knock that Paul Drake uses to let Perry Mason know that it's him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Do5/p)
Kind of makes you wonder if Plugs didn't contract VD by way of his finger. Venereal Dementia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (miJU3)
Don't know the names of the two, but the connection is The Big Sleep. She's the nympho little sister and he's the big-time gambler-mobster that gets machine-gunned by his own henchmen at the end of the film.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (EGyGV)
progressive feminist, wanted her story and the #MeToo movement
weaponized to help Trump."
#MeToo was created to be weaponized against Republicans. As far as I know its victim have been almost entirely liberals. Huge self-goal.
Almost as good as the "fake-news" that was supposed to be used to discredit non-MSM approved news.
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
Roger was hiding behind the wall from the bad people but they knew no toon can resist Shave and a Haircut. So when the bad guy started knocking and singing the tune Roger burst through the wall to scream
Two Bits!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:48 AM (ZLI7S)
I think it actually depends on the audience (or the day) as to whether it was "racism" or "sexism" that did her in.
They're probably sticking with "racism", since anyone with half a brain --- which unfortunately does not seem to be the majority of the population these days --- could see that Tulsi Gabbard and Elizabeth Warren were both still in the race when Harris dropped out, thereby making the "sexism" charge ridiculous.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:48 AM (Do5/p)
******
China Warns Australia: Drop Push for Coronavirus Probe
*******
Why are the Chi-Coms so worried
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (v/yWa)
Posted by: Hereogar at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (eQ0LF)
that's awesome Orson! where are you located?
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:38 AM (j9HX3)
__________________________________
I'm located in the eastern part of the state. This particular business is a high end and municipal landscaping business. As you can guess, this is the busiest time of the year as it is seasonal. My employees will be traveling separately to project sites (usually we carpool). All the work is outside. And, there is not going to be any direct contact with clients thanks to miracle of smart phones. I've been lucky enough to retain every single one of my employees (I treat them very well). And, they are hilarious. One woman showed up fully decked out in a Storm Trooper outfit wearing a respirator mask.
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (v1rlu)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (BiHKy)
I get the feeling Tara R has had several Sacred Abortions - she will never, ever, EVER admit to what she has done
so, Dem/Leftist FOREVER now
that's generally how it happens
look at her. poor thing. she's lost her soul
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (Oka5v)
Neither will be elected unless the D's cheat and if they are cheating there is no need to replace Biden.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (G4GU9)
Posted by: Priapism at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:45 AM (BOr8Z)
ROFL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ds6w7SkHyw
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Archer at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (gmo/4)
Maybe it's because I'm 29 and my memory ain't want it used to be.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 11:46 AM (G4GU9)
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Yeah, or maybe it's because my mom had to replace that videotape twice... I watched it at least 500 times when I was a little kid. I loved that movie very much, and I think I still remember every line.
My mom still laughs about the first time I saw it in theaters, though. On the way home I said I loved it, and wanted the videotape when it came out, and also that we should only watch movies where we know the end from now on, because it scared me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BOr8Z)
Well you old people might know that.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (ZLI7S)
I thought landscaping companies were allowed to operate!!! shows what I know
well good luck! you should be FINE
I'm very proud of you
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:50 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (FKRUU)
I think it actually depends on the audience (or the day) as to whether it was "racism" or "sexism" that did her in.
They're probably sticking with "racism", since anyone with half a brain --- which unfortunately does not seem to be the majority of the population these days --- could see that Tulsi Gabbard and Elizabeth Warren were both still in the race when Harris dropped out, thereby making the "sexism" charge ridiculous.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 11:48 AM (Do5/p)
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Either way, those Democratic voters sure do hate blacks and women.
Maybe blacks and women should just give up on the Democratic Party and split off to start their own, free of racism and sexism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: saf at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (C1Lsn)
Well, not really. We've been warning you for years to get out.
Posted by: Sooner at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I put lyrics to the famous James Bond theme guitar riff.
Daddy loves doggy cuz doggy loves daddy cuz
Daddy loves doggy cuz doggy loves daddy cuz
Daddy loves doggy cuz doggy loves daddy cuz
Daddy
Loves dog.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hoYql7-Rcj0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Well, not really. We've been warning you for years to get out.
yeah, man. when you're right, you're right!
and you're a Sooner, so you would usually be right.
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:35 AM (LvTSG)
It wasn't the Republican National Convention, it was the annual CPAC convention. Conservatives gone wild. And I'm old enough to have read that story when it first came out. It made me sad. I thought "well, this is what happens when you have a bunch of kids running around without adult supervision."
It never occurred to me to question the story's veracity.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM (w6EWV)
Neither will be elected unless the D's cheat and if they are cheating there is no need to replace Biden.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 11:49 AM (uEbPt)
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And yet, the rumors of replacing Biden.
I think the polls are junk 8 months out from an election and the Democratic Party is still in the middle of a civil war. They're also terrified that Brainless Joe Biden is going to cost them down ballot races.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM (LvTSG)
I know this might be shocking but many of don't want to live there.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 27, 2020 11:33 AM (XScQZ)
Depends on who wins the election.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
I know this might be shocking but many of don't want to live there.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)
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Where will they get the Thai food at 3 am in the sticks?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (LvTSG)
*********
No way, saf may be offbeat, but he has a consistent style and is more sentient than he lets on.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (G0qhR)
Posted by: tmitsss at April 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bEAoD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (T09ml)
Well, not really. We've been warning you for years to get out.
Posted by: Sooner at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Fs5vw)
Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan Not so fast!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (2rJmn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (C1Lsn)
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Well, I sort of stacked the deck on that. I first went to the local police and presented them with what I planned to do. The chief there assured me that he wouldn't pursue it on his own volition. THen I went to the paper (where I have a few friends)...and presented the ad. They are hurting for money too. So I sweetened the deal if they contracted to print it. In like Flint.
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (v1rlu)
Our crew was talking about that today. Belief in media is at 0 now. Absolute 0. They could run something true at this point, and we would not believe it.
Posted by: Socks All Day Long at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (0QLpr)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (rpbg1)
I was so bored in the hospital when that story about Stelter crying under his bed broke, that I rewrote the lyrics to "Eye of the Tiger" to be "Eye of the Tater."
THAT'S boredom, people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (BOr8Z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM
Give me Liberty or give me a citation!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (axyOa)
They not only started this pandemic, but it most likely happened by mistakes made during ghoulish tinkering in a biolab, and then they intentionally spread it to the world (by suppressing info and lab specimens. continuing travel from Wuhan to everywhere else) AND have behaved horribly in all sorts of ways to leverage the damage its to their advantage.
Also: all of this jeopardizes trade agreements and outstanding "one belt, one road" loans throughout Africa and South America.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: MSNBC at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (gAXBD)
Well, not really. We've been warning you for years to get out.
Posted by: Sooner at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Fs5vw)
well you Oklahomans are extra lucky, I heard that all you gotta do is wear an OSU jersey and you'll never catch anything!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (trdmm)
convention. Conservatives gone wild. And I'm old enough to have read
that story when it first came out. It made me sad. I thought 'well, this
is what happens when you have a bunch of kids running around without
adult supervision.'"
Remember Stephen Glass's article in the New Yorker about misbehavior at the Young Americans for Freedom convention? He later admitted that he'd invented every word of it, but YAF never recovered from his slander.
Posted by: Brown Line at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (S6ArX)
End of rant.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2020 11:39 AM
((Sharon)) It's a crock. I think people are figuring out it's a crock.
Also, Obama was wrong. The most beautiful sound in the world is the whine of leafblowers and edgers of the crew spiffying up elderly neighbor's lawn.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (/+bwe)
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"Shut The Door": Speaker Pelosi Changes Position On Trump Travel Ban Once Called Racist JONATHAN TURLEY
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (v/yWa)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (Fc5rx)
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So it will work. AmIright?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (GAFR1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (v1rlu)
DEFIANCE!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 11:28 AM (GAFR1)
I think SOUTH Korea says he's still alive so probably still alive
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (G546f)
Like a Viking!
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (qO+KP)
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
Yes. Trump wrested that "fake news" label out of CNN's hands and has been bludgeoning them with it every since.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (w6EWV)
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I was Being Facetious, But you are Correct
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 27, 2020 11:57 AM (v/yWa)
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My guess is the Tara Reade story is out there and will be strung along by the Dems to use if necessary to replace Biden.
If they chose not to replace him, it will be buried.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 11:57 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Some kind of line to tie it to?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Apparently, you never saw Who Killed Roger Rabbit! That figures quite prominently.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 11:58 AM (G0qhR)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2020 11:58 AM (TQ/zJ)
that's great!
Fwiw the lawn mower guys locally have been working around here the whole time
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 11:58 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Brown Line at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (S6ArX)
Huh. I hadn't heard about this one. Sounds like he just redid his CPAC piece for another conservative group.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 11:59 AM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Orson"
You may have protesters, if Karens give them permission. However they will be a group of 6 or less, maintain 6 feet of spacing and have to wear masks. And no spitting at clients. What fun is that?
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2020 11:59 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Some kind of line to tie it to?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 27, 2020 11:57 AM
Something to pull in the reader.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 27, 2020 11:59 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: IP at April 27, 2020 11:59 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:37 AM (v1rlu)
DEFIANCE!!!
Posted by: Insomniac
WE WILL AVENGE YOU!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (qjfjx)
How do we turn the #MeToo weapon around so it can be used as designed to stab every Republican, regardless of their guilt, when the Democrats with their free pass to prey on women as long as they mouth the right words keep preying on women and getting caught when someone breaks the omertà?
Posted by: Quien es mas macho? at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (xLP4E)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
Ha! Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (COzlW)
Also: all of this jeopardizes trade agreements and outstanding "one belt, one road" loans throughout Africa and South America.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2020 11:55 AM (bDqIh)
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My personal opinion is the CCP was working on this virus to make it an aerosol version of AIDS, and the only question is whether it was accidentally or accidentally on purpose released.
The CCP has millions of excess males, at least 20 million of military age, right? They plan on taking the rest of the world by force if necessary. Laws and contracts are for losers.
Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 12:01 PM (oGBso)
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Let us see:
There's the pussy tape
The crazy lady who says he raped her on the airplane in first class
The crazy lady who says he raped her in the department store dressing room
The crazy campaign staffer who claimed he raped her with a kiss
The crazy porn star who claimed the NDA that bars her from gossiping on consensual sex is rape
And I'm sure there's a few more CNN have prime coverage to I've missed
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 27, 2020 12:01 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 11:52 AM
Sooners aren't bad people. They're right next to Texas, so a lot of that goodness can be absorbed osmotically.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2020 12:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 12:01 PM (G4GU9)
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Like the Columbian soccer player who scored an own-goal against the US in 98.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 12:02 PM (sX1BW)
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It was created to be weaponized against men and turn all women into victims - and hopefully used on Republicans.
The Marxists needed to divide the country along more lines than boring old race, and since metoo was planned to occur with The Hag in the WH, any objections to her gulags were going to be from sexist misogynists who rape.
The "racist" strategy had worked very well under Obama so they were going to do it for eight more years. I saw metoo coming long before it happened and even warned people about the new gender fault line Democrats were going to create in the mid-2010s after getting bored with slavery and BLM.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:02 PM (uEbPt)
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Like the Columbian soccer player who scored an own-goal against the US in 98.
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Check that ... 1994.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 12:02 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2020 12:02 PM (FKRUU)
Bottom line, there IS a concerted effort to suppress information, and it doesn't require a listserv. They all know what they don't want to talk about.
And in this case, it's both ends of the tube. On one end, they aren't talking about Biden's finger problem, and on the other end, they aren't talking about how fully the Trump accusations have disintegrated upon inspection.
So that's how you keep getting "both candidates are equally accused."
If Biden wasn't completely brain dead, they'd have no trouble with bimbo eruptions, because the narrative is set: Trump's just as bad. No more work needs to be done on that front.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2020 12:03 PM (hku12)
American soldiers running over dogs with tanks and shooting Iraqi children for fun ???
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall d
I can't find anything about him when I duck duck go
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:03 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Pelosi's Snotty Fingers at April 27, 2020 12:03 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (GAFR1)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (rpbg1)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (w6EWV)
#MeToo was created to be weaponized against Republicans. As far as I know its victim have been almost entirely liberals. Huge self-goal.
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (MxEKc)
Ha! Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:00 PM (w6EWV)
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Definitely.
And I wonder how they screwed up so royally. It was obviously a stupid play.
These guys have buttered their bread for decades, winning one engagement after another without defeat like the 1972 Dolphins, on the strength of one fact alone: nobody in the GOP has functioning male genitalia.
They knew this. How could they have miscalculated?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (BOr8Z)
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
"Shave and a Haircut" has been around a long, long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (miJU3)
American soldiers running over dogs with tanks and shooting Iraqi children for fun ???
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall d
I can't find anything about him when I duck duck go
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:03 PM (G546f)
Beauchamp. Fake war news guy's name is Scott Beauchamp.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (p0pYQ)
Posted by: Lawncare by homeowner unfortunately at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (xLP4E)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (QzF6i)
YouTube deleted a promo video by the company that invented UV blood cleaning, apparently because it might help Trump. These companies need to face a reckoning in Trump Term II.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (UUBmN)
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This happened in a number of states. Colorado had a ludicrous spike three days ago with daily new cases almost double the previous one-day high.
reasons?
1. On the same day they reported twice as many tests had been done that day as on any prior day.(while the actual percentages of tests that were posittive dropped). i.e. more tests to plump up the numbers.
2. CO includes 'presumed' cases in their case count and have been saying all along this accounts for a "very small portion" of the total case count, yet a table on the same page shows "probable" and "unknown" (i.e. unconfirmed) cases as 11% of the total case count.
3. CO is now counting people with symptoms and a positive antigen test as new cases added to their daily new case count.
The entire exercise is bogus, by virtue of changing methodology, testing strategies and case definitions in midstream, which CO has done several times over the last few weeks.
Crap statistics, crap epidemiology.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (GAFR1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 27, 2020 11:56 AM
They sell ink in those stores just outside the gates? I thought those were just elbow bars and fine jewelry establishments?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 27, 2020 12:06 PM (DMUuz)
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Check that ... 1994.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 12:02 PM (sX1BW)
Oh, I remember that one...
Except no, you're talking about soccer. I thought you were talking about when my uncle Larry accidentally shot his wife when he thought she was a badger.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2020 12:06 PM (hku12)
American soldiers running over dogs with tanks and shooting Iraqi children for fun ???
Posted by: Adriane the Shootin' BBall d
I can't find anything about him when I duck duck go
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:03 PM (G546f)
Scott Beauchamp
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at April 27, 2020 12:06 PM (O6DoG)
And I wonder how they screwed up so royally. It was obviously a stupid play.
These guys have buttered their bread for decades, winning one engagement after another without defeat like the 1972 Dolphins, on the strength of one fact alone: nobody in the GOP has functioning male genitalia.
They knew this. How could they have miscalculated?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (BOr8Z)
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Well, I believe that the #MeToo movement was being created before Trump's victory, and it was being designed to help propel certain legislation through Congress with Hillary assured to sign it.
With Hillary losing, they just repackaged it as a primal scream, not really realizing that their view of men wasn't really in accordance with how Republican men treat their women, but much more in line with how Democratic men treated their women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
just got off the phone with my boss... two more weeks of furlough
I am not pleased
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
Sorry to hear that, AltonJackson.
I have a number of coworkers who have been furloughed since 03/16/20 and it has not been easy for them, nor for those of us still working from home, spread thin and taking up the added work of those furloughed.
The best our bosses keep telling those of us who are in contact with furloughed employees is to remind them to keep in touch with their contract houses. Because the intention is to bring all of them back, just a matter of when.
But that's the rub, isn't it... the unknown. Can't plan for anything when you have no idea when the office will be opening up again.
I have been told that the "furlough" distinction is important, because (1) it is meant to be temporary, not a permanent layoff and (2) it allows in some cases for the employees to keep their health insurance.
Is this the case for your situation?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:06 PM (Do5/p)
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Yep, 10% of 1.3B is 130M.
Posted by: Puddin Head
They have 300 million men that won't find a Chinese wife, thanks to the one child policy.
That's a lot of uptight men.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 12:07 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes
Or...is that munchkin?
Or maybe.....oompa-loompa?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 27, 2020 12:07 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Orson at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM
My hometown has a sheriff who early-on said that he and his deputies wouldn't be responding to calls about people using motor boats or throwing birthday parties. This weekend the nurseries quietly opened here, and today the lawncare crews and construction workers are back at it in my neighborhood.
People were fine when it was a sensible choice to flatten the curve. Now that the representatives showed that our governor has no plan, people are beginning to go back to normal but with PPE.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 27, 2020 12:07 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (w6EWV)
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Didn't he also write "The Duck of Death"?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 27, 2020 12:07 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (o2MD2)
*enters lurking/pouting/sulking mode*
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (G0qhR)
Crap statistics, crap epidemiology.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (Fc5rx)
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Deigned experiments!
My dad doesn't exactly need the work, but he is one of the foremost authorities on experimental design in the world. He could probably design some stuff for a nice five figure amount that would help us get an actual view of the virus' rates of infection, asymptomatic spread, and death rates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Colin at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (jKqap)
Mostly dead
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2020 11:30 AM
Do they have a Miracle Max in North Korea, someone the King's stinkin' son fired?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (Do5/p)
million of military age, right? They plan on taking the rest of the
world by force if necessary. Laws and contracts are for losers.
Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 12:01 PM
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Uh, how are they gonna get them here to take over our Country by force?
Fly them in one plane at a time to San Francisco?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (Fc5rx)
Yep. At some point it stops being important how many people have/had this virus. The only two numbers that matter are how many people are CURRENTLY being treated, and how many died.
Nobody seems to be doing any data around the current treatment, and that was the WHOLE reason we started social isolation in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (5v5Zx)
Coupla houses here on the hill for sale if anyone's interested.
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2020 12:04 PM (BOr8Z)
They don't care because the marxists are about upending traditional power structures. As long as they get their division, they win.
The main "miscalculation" was that a woman was supposed to be in the WH while it was going on, and it was supposed to look like SHE in all her amazing brilliance had brought on "change". All objections to her politically would then be about men being "angry".
Once Trump was in they decided to continue with it because they knew they could use it against him politically as a womanizer/accused assaulter.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (uEbPt)
Crap statistics, crap epidemiology.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (Fc5rx)
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I noticed that, too, Muldoon. And there is lovely nugget in Pole-ass' new EO for "safer at home" gradual reopening of CO:
Any county wishing to apply for a local variance from part or all of this Executive Order must submit a written application to CDPHE certifying that the county has low case counts of COVID-19 cases or can document fourteen (14) consecutive days of decline in COVID-19 cases reported in the county. The application must include a written COVID-19 suppression plan approved by the appropriate local public health authority, all hospitals within the county (unless no hospitals are located in the county), and a majority of the county commissioners, or, in the case of the City and County of Denver, the mayor of Denver, or, in the case of the City and County of Broomfield, the city council.
So you can get out from the governor's yolk, but only if your case volume is dropping for at least two weeks or if you have a "small number" of cases. Yet we keep testing, keep adding antibody tests as "cases" and keep estimate and assuming cases.
The only way to hit that standard - even if you can strongarm the hospitals into going along with you - is to stop testing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2020 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
"Shave and a Haircut" has been around a long, long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy, Our Gang era.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yeah, but it's tough to get one now.
Social Distancing and all that......
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at April 27, 2020 12:10 PM (vcOmj)
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Reminds me of a story about my girlfriend and me in my car by the lake.
A deputy did show up. Rats.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 27, 2020 12:10 PM (2BgZB)
If they chose not to replace him, it will be buried.
Posted by: SH at April 27, 2020 11:57 AM (sX1BW)
Part of this is Tara Reade's responsibility. She says she wants "to be heard" but there are apparently limits to how loud she wants to speak.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:10 PM (w6EWV)
She had cancer and couldn't work due to chemo for about 18 months before she started with us.
She is going to appeal but I doubt they will change the rules for her.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2020 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
Beauchamp. Fake war news guy's name is Scott Beauchamp.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (w6EW
I probably mixed up Glass and him in my noggin
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (uEbPt)
Fly them in one plane at a time to San Francisco?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 27, 2020 12:08 PM (JUOKG)
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They won't start with us, they'll start with all the third world countries they've locked into Belt & Road agreements. Like South America's third world. Then they march north and enter illegally like everybody else from around the world.
Which central American country will stop them? Will Mexico stop them? The US would be last on their list anyway, there's a lot of Africa to take over, and they already have 2 million or more Chinese citizens in Africa.
Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (oGBso)
A deputy did show up. Rats.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 27, 2020 12:10 PM (2BgZB)
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Motorboating? In car?
Oh. I see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM
Yes! So am I. Watched Ep1 last night after finishing up the last 4 episodes of Season 3 during the day.
Finally going after Bebbanburg.
More importantly, Uhtred finally bedding Aethelflaed.
Unlike Aldhelm, I am definitely envious!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (Fc5rx)
Not any more. I heard he went for the full dick-ectomy awhile back.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: Socks All Day Long at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (0QLpr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 27, 2020 12:01
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He couldn't reach the toilet if he stood up.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (4o2K3)
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Ugh. Yoke.
Stupid homophones.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (hYcqw)
Which central American country will stop them? Will Mexico stop them? The US would be last on their list anyway, there's a lot of Africa to take over, and they already have 2 million or more Chinese citizens in Africa.
Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (oGBso)
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Idea:
Invade Russia in winter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (9nL4J)
Finally going after Bebbanburg.
More importantly, Uhtred finally bedding Aethelflaed.
Unlike Aldhelm, I am definitely envious!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
It gets better. No spoilers.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 12:14 PM (qjfjx)
The bad news is the surgeon accidentally mixed up the "Kim" files.
The good news is the Great Leader has a fantastic Kardashian ass.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (gAXBD)
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YouTube deleted a promo video by the company that invented UV blood cleaning, apparently because it might help Trump. These companies need to face a reckoning in Trump Term II.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 27, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
Tim Pool popped up on my feed yesterday... I swear, I want to smack him in the head and say "get on with it, nitwit! It doesn't take 20 minutes to say this tripe!"
But he was talking about deplatforming and demonetizing on Youtube, and there does appear to be people like himself that are still around, because, he says, he appeals to conservatives, even though he isn't one. But people who don't toe the line, and might be red meat for conservatives ONLY are demonetized and deplatformed.
I think he's right. Guys like PJ Watson and Mark Dice get no ad revenue from Youtube. Meanwhile, big media spouting the China narrative, through WHO, they get thrust to the top and gobble up as much ad revenue as possible.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Euro at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (TU50w)
Or are they just sent?
"You! You go to Greenrand. Now!"
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (G0vdT)
Also with Vikings in s4
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (G546f)
A deputy did show up. Rats.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 27, 2020 12:10 PM (2BgZB)
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Motorboating? In car?
Oh. I see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
That's what the deputy said too!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 11:54 AM (rpbg1)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020
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If it hadn't been for recognizing Arthur Kennedy I wouldn't have gotten Ridgley's name, and then Priapism at # 51 mentioned The Big Sleep. Very good and near-obscure choices, OM!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM (trdmm)
yeah this SUCKS
not very happy with Kav
but not surprised either ugh
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 12:17 PM (j9HX3)
Removed repeatedly from YouTube, also del'd from Vimeo.
For the record, DailyMotion still had it, last I checked (earlier this morning)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7tjcvs
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 12:17 PM (G0qhR)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 27, 2020 12:17 PM (NeD6B)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 12:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (vg8iE)
Missed this the first time through the comments.
You are correct, sir! And the winner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 27, 2020 12:17 PM (w6EWV)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 12:18 PM (G0qhR)
you know what is one of the characteristics of Ice Ages?
lots and lots of plagues!
we'd better learn to get the hang of them a little more deftly, or we're toast.
Posted by: LetBLACKOrchidFREE at April 27, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)
Fun Fact:
The number two immigrant group coming to America via all avenues are Chinese.
On the current trajectory, America will be an Hispano-Asian country in 30 years or less.
All the Starbucks will be replaced by Wet Markets and all of the McDonalds will be replaced by Taquirias.
Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 27, 2020 12:18 PM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:18 PM (uEbPt)
zinc right now can't help
can he get a dr to agree to give plaquenil if he tests positive?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2020 12:19 PM (pNxlR)
You are a patriot, sir!
Local restaurant here in Houston opened up Friday--30% of tables, reservations only, aggressive cleaning and waitstaff and cooks masked and gloved. Police declined to prosecute despite the "orders" from our child (Country) judge Hidalgo
Posted by: groovygirl at April 27, 2020 12:19 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
I find it easier to just not look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 27, 2020 12:19 PM (2JVJo)
**********
except Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:09 PM (Fc5rx)
Larry Craig.
And possibly Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 27, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
I wouldn't jump out of a window, but I would pull my foreskin up.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I agree completely. The calls to expand testing, not to understand the dynamics of the epidemic but to make it "safe to return to work" are nonsensical. The state's own data show that, with the late aberrant spike in new cases concurrent with a death curve that has peaked and returned to virtually zero being at odds with each other.
The disease is not ramped up, the testing is, and all it tells us is the prevalence is higher than initially assumed.
I guess the good news is that even though they are flogging the numbers they will continue to go down.
You can drag a dead horse to water but you can't beat it to make it drink.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, the Bernard Cornwell books?
Love his stuff*!!! I read every one of them.
Thanks for the tip!
*Especially Richard Sharpe.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
If I had the misfortune of looking like Brian Stelter, I wouldn't compound it by acting like Brian Stelter!
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
A deputy did show up. Rats.
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Spilt up after the dance, 3 girls, my friend and his friend headed for the state park, while my brother's driver's license and I went on a beer run.
Park entry was locked when i made it back, so I drove in through the exit. I pulled up to the tent and out came 5 very unhappy people and a park ranger. He was friends with the girls' parents who had been called and were on their way. Told the boys to beat it. Friend of a friend opened the door, stuck his head in, looked at the seat, and said, "hey, what's in the bag?" Good friend dove both of them into the car with a great body block, while I threw it in reverse with the door open. Pre-cellphone era was great.
Posted by: Lawncare by homeowner unfortunately at April 27, 2020 12:20 PM (xLP4E)
Posted by: Socks All Day Long at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (0QLpr)
And then you will no longer have it.
Posted by: ... at April 27, 2020 12:21 PM (uEbPt)
Coupla houses here on the hill for sale if anyone's interested.
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2020
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What are they asking?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 12:21 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 27, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boots at April 27, 2020 12:12 PM (oGBso)
I say, let them try to take over Africa all they want. The Process is the Punishment.
and we don't even have to get involved.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 12:21 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 27, 2020 12:21 PM (rpbg1)
20 bucks, same as in town!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2020 12:22 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
I never watch anything Stelter, but the guy that dubs over his TV appearance saying the actual things Stelter says, only putting a pair of Vice Grip's on his balls is VERY entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 27, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Currently watching the fourth season of The Last Kingdom.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM
Yes! So am I. Watched Ep1 last night after finishing up the last 4 episodes of Season 3 during the day.
Finally going after Bebbanburg.
More importantly, Uhtred finally bedding Aethelflaed.
Unlike Aldhelm, I am definitely envious!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:13 PM (Do5/p)
=====Me too! Naked Uhtred .....ummmm
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 27, 2020 12:23 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: m at April 27, 2020 12:27 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Megthered at April 27, 2020 12:27 PM (SM/op)
Don't know the Nymphette.
Posted by: Jonjo at April 27, 2020 12:29 PM (2R3+J)
Speaking of The Big Sleep, the gal who played the younger sister, Martha Vickers, was a babe! And I don't think Dorothy Malone, who played the bookshop owner, ever looked hotter than she did in this movie.
All that and Bacall too. Wowza!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 27, 2020 12:29 PM (OUPvl)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 27, 2020 12:29 PM (XTqiR)
Either way, those Democratic voters sure do hate blacks and women.
Maybe blacks and women should just give up on the Democratic Party and split off to start their own, free of racism and sexism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM
Yep. The #WalkAway movement has a *lot* of Blacks and women.
Prior to this COVID-19 black op, I was optimistic for this election. Seemed like especially the Black community was waking up and starting to walk away from the Democrat Party.
Now, who knows...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:30 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Paladin at April 27, 2020 12:32 PM (quX0S)
The middle of America will be opening up Friday. I feel sorry for everyone east and west.
Well, not really. We've been warning you for years to get out.
Posted by: Sooner at April 27, 2020 11:51 AM
Checking map... locating Michigan... in the middle.
Checking when Michigan opens up... 05/15/20.
Not this Friday... or next Friday...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:32 PM (Do5/p)
I'm in tears! Sobbing uncontrollably, so much so that my wife's live-in boyfriend had to comfort me!
Please stop.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 27, 2020 11:31 AM (G4GU9)
Well, according to Adam Shift this weekend Trump is responsible for killing 50,000 American with the China Lung Aids
Posted by: Kat_man at April 27, 2020 12:36 PM (LQ7+y)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer
at April 27, 2020 12:41 PM (G0qhR)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 27, 2020 12:44 PM (XTqiR)
There's good news and bad news about Kim Jong Il and why he's missing.
The bad news is the surgeon accidentally mixed up the "Kim" files.
The good news is the Great Leader has a fantastic Kardashian ass.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2020 12:15 PM
So kinda like Phoebe giving Monica the haircut of Dudley Moore instead of Demi Moore.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:49 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Joe Biden-Kinnock, Welsh Coal Miner's Son at April 27, 2020 12:50 PM (Ndje9)
I got annoyed with Last Kingdom in either s2 or s3
Also with Vikings in s4
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 27, 2020 12:16 PM
After re-watching the entire series over the past 2 weeks to get ready for Season 4, I remembered my annoyance with King Alfred regarding Uhtred.
Uhtred did everything for him, even helped save his son, who is his heir to the throne. Yet, no matter all the battles Uhtred won for him, all the times he saved his son and his daughter from harm, Alfred never could give him the respect and trust he deserved... because Uhtred was pagan.
That and his insufferable wife always got on my nerves.
But other than that, love the series.
Though I did hate having to watch again as a beloved character died a tragic death at the end of Season 3.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 27, 2020 12:54 PM (Do5/p)
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is back, baby!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 27, 2020 12:56 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2020 01:16 PM (mpXpK)
Kinda self defeating if you ask me.
Posted by: obsidian at April 27, 2020 01:17 PM (7+yqP)
How do you suppose Hillary is feeling right now? She isn't even being discussed to replace Joe.
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