aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Super-Woke Lesbian Feminist Ideologue and Former Personal Assistant to Harvey Weinstein Hand-Picked by Feminist Failure Kathleen Kennedy to Produce New "Female-Centric" Star Wars Series
Four of the five Disney Star Wars films had a female lead.
But that's not enough for relentless feminist ideologue and catastrophic failure Kathleen Kennedy.She has barely any credits. She has zero sci-fi credits, except, arguably, for this Russian Doll series, though that just seems like a Chick Comedy. It does have the premise that she dies every day and starts the day over at the same place, but 1, that's simple fantasy not sci-fi, and 2, of course that's ripped off of Groundhog Day. So the #WokePatrol is once again hiring based on plumbing, not merit. By the way, I'm pointing out she's a lesbian not to knock lesbians, but to note that her idea of "diversity" is absolute homogenity: She wants to surround herself with nothing else but woke white feminist women, preferably overweight, who are either lesbian or "questioning." Leslye likes attacking "white women" for not being strong enough "allies" for marginalized groups.
A new rumor details that Disney and Lucasfilm are working on a new "female-centric" Star Wars series. The rumor comes from Variety and details the series is being helmed by the co-creator of Netflix's Russian Doll series, Lesly Headland. Headland is expected to write and serve as showrunner for the series.
... Headland recently discussed the film industry where she described white executives as the "silent killer." She stated, "I'm also seeing the silent killer, which is a lot of white women at the top who are kind of reinforcing old ideas." She added, "As I started to rise in television, I started to just get more blunt. And just start saying like, 'I would like a black writer' because if I said diverse, you know, you get well 'White is diverse,' which is something somebody said to me. I was like 'It's not, but cool.'"Except here's the thing: White feminists do think that "white" is diverse. Comics Matter looked at the personnel of a book industry charity a couple of weeks ago, and chuckled to see they were all -- all! -- white women who actually looked like they were near clones of each other. He noted the old saying, that "A-level people hire other A-level people, but B-level people hire C-level people. But white women just hire other white women." Which is true. And I don't mean conservative white women, I mean liberal feminist white women. They consider themselves a "minority" -- despite women being more numerous than men, and having more college degrees than men, etc. -- and therefore are absolutely without shame in hiring one white woman feminist/likely lesbian after another. You can walk into any publishing house and see nothing but white feminist woman quasi-clones, 90% of whom went to the same twenty colleges, and yet they're all absolutely convinced they're being oppressed and the system is stacked against them. And then they just go out and hire more white women and mutter darkly about evil men who only hire men. Which we don't -- there are laws against it. But if you're a white feminist woman -- sky's the limit on how non-diverse you can make your office. Every time you hire another white woman, your diversity quotient somehow goes up. I'm not bothered by this new "female-centric" series, for two reasons: 1, Kathleen Kennedy is a known failure who is only being allowed to pretend to be head of Lucasfilm for political reasons. Disney is the most PC #Woke company on earth, and doesn't want to be seen as firing women, even for gross, repeated incompetence. I get the sense that she will cry #MeToo if they fire her. I do not believe this series will ever happen. This is some bullshit that Kathleen Kennedy and her Woke Squad of white women feminists have put together, and Disney said "sure" because it doesn't cost too much money to pay a minor writer to jot down some ideas. 2, I also don't care if Disney does make this series. As some commenters said in the previous thread, no one cares about Star Wars any more. It's a dead brand. Dead. There is no more anger about ruining it; it's already ruined. And also: I want Disney to die -- DIE DIE DIE -- so I'm all in favor of them producing more unwatchable woke garbage. By the way, Disney Star Wars made a big announcement a few weeks back about their big new project, "The High Republic," in which "diversity" would be a core value. So core that they listed it twice on their whiteboard. And how diverse would The High Republic be? So diverse that the exalted Jedi hero would be, get this, a fifty something schoolmarm white woman who is likely a lesbian and certainly owns more than eight cats. (Space cats, whatever.)
Space Wizard Karen would like to see your manager.
She uses her Jedi Mind Trick powers to get the cashier at Bed, Bath, and Beyond to accept expired coupons. All they do is push this weird gender politics agenda, and then they wonder why no one cares about this dead brand anymore. Here's this "Leslye" woman running her fat, Brie Larson like mouth about how diverse she wants to make everything, as she sits on a couch with two other near-clone white women.
Star Wars recently introduced a number of the characters appearing in their upcoming publishing initiative Star Wars: The High Republic. The first character introduced is Avar Kriss.
On StarWars.com, Kriss is described as the brightest, most noble example of Jedi-hood." They also describe her as "the best of the best." She wields a green lightsaber, has medium-length blonde hair, and wears a white garb with a yellow cloak. She has brown gloves and boots. Atop her white outfit, she sports a yellowish brown tabard. It's all tied together with a brown belt.
This is who Disney hired to write the new "all female" Star Wars series. pic.twitter.com/i7F872zoNT
— Dataracer (@Dataracer117) April 23, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:18 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: jwest at April 24, 2020 01:18 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:18 PM (X/Pw5)
And then they just go out and hire more white women and mutter darkly about evil men who only hire men. Which we don't -- there are laws against it.
===========
This is why I can't get a literary agent, by the way.
And I've had people I do not know personally call one of my books a masterpiece.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:20 PM (datdl)
She wields a green lightsaber, has medium-length blonde hair, and wears a white garb with a yellow cloak. She has brown gloves and boots. Atop her white outfit, she sports a yellowish brown tabard. It's all tied together with a brown belt.
----
So.... Star Wars chick written by chicks for chicks is STILL all about the fashion.
Maybe, Karen, stereotypes ARE stereotypes because they are rooted in fact.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:20 PM (nw6Hr)
Why I keep reading the posts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (u82oZ)
Mickey Mouse has changed into a rat.
Mickey Rat. Used to be a bar in south florida called Mickey Rats.
Wonder if it's still there......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (Z+IKu)
It couldn't be made today and if they did
make it they would all be in jail.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (I285X)
Where to break stereotypes by focusing on the fashion choices, Karen. Any word on her shoes?
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:22 PM (datdl)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2020 01:22 PM (mpXpK)
If you look up Karen in the dictionary, you will see that illustration.
Also, that's a man, baby!
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2020 01:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 24, 2020 01:22 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)
Christ Almighty, she looks exactly like a slightly-younger version of fake indian "senator" warren.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: Guzalot at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: freaked, still on vication at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (LGXGf)
Search for Spock
That one with Jar Jar
and
Space Balls
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (JFO2v)
Who does the Jedi's laundry?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:21 PM (u82oZ)
-----
R2D2 is a top loader.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nonapod at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (CLP9I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (u82oZ)
There's some mixup here. That looks like the NFL draft of offensive linemen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)
The Lion King.
"Wait," you say. "They just made a remake of that like last year."
They couldn't make the original Lion King because Matthew Broderick starred as Simba. A white guy in a story centered in Africa will not be tolerated as the lead even if it's just about animals.
This is how stupid identity politics in art is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
But as Rian Johnson showed, just because you can make something super original and good (i.e. Brick, Knives Out, etc) doesn't make you ANY good at all at making something within the confines of a franchise framework.
You have to come at it from the position of being a Fan that hates it just a little bit. If you don't hate it at all you get JJ "Rehash That Nostalgia" Abrams, and if you hate it too much you get Rian "What Even Is A Sequel Anyway" Johnson.
Posted by: bob at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (oyQPx)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (u6xw0)
Then there was that popular book, Everything I Really Need to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten". But the Woke crowd has to destroy all that ... so they can build a new commie society I guess ... or whatever dystopia they have in mind as punishment for the WASPy success of American founders.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (s2VJv)
Brown boots.
Not even thigh high.
Sensible soles.
I'm assuming no heel. Ass shaping is a tool of the patriarchy.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
Don Lemon is a bottom loader!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: fluffy at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (NGm/n)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (hRGoI)
Posted by: Nonapod at April 24, 2020 01:23 PM (CLP9I)
I prefer the Police's "Masoko Tanga."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (hRGoI)
===========
Birds of Prey! YAS! SLAY KWEEEN!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (Y7v+0)
None of them have any real life experience.
It's not just their resumes that are bland clones--it's their entire lives
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM (qAR6u)
They will do this over and over until the money is gone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM (Wdn2e)
They could make this an awesome movie by making the High Republic collapse because of its increasing obsession with trivial and stupid things, to the detriment of important things. A metaphor for our time.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Go under a female pseudonym. If they need to speak to someone directly have your wife do it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)
I think they're using Star Wars as a testing ground for Woke Marketing before injecting it into the MCU.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (/6GbT)
============
I think they're interesting because it's Lucas trying to be a serious filmmaker.
He fails rather miserably across the first two (I unabashedly love the third), but there's a really interesting idea running through the stilted dialogue, performances, and fake CGI. That of a republic falling into tyranny matched up against a young innocent man falling into evil.
He just didn't figure out how to do that across three movies. His "plan" was essentially just Episode III, which is why it works better than the other two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Ace must have a new girlfriend. You don't think he picked out all the cutesy animal videos, do you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (u82oZ)
Ace must have a new girlfriend. You don't think he picked out all the cutesy animal videos, do you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (u82oZ)
========
How do Russian bots get girlfriends?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
25 bucks same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (JFO2v)
Well, there's your problem.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked, still on vication at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (bW1Yb)
I am actually mystified.
Options -- which is closest to the truth? :
-- They want all the fanboys to be brainwashed into becoming feminists.
-- They simply want to annoy all the fanboys and must them be filled with shame (at their own WrongThink). Maybe the fanboys won't ever be converted, but at least they'll feel bad.
-- They want girls to watch science fiction, instead of boys.
-- They want to destroy science fiction as an entire genre, because it is contaminated with masculinity cooties and thus needs elimination.
-- They want to lord their power over all men by forcing them to witness they favorite genre and franchises be tortured and mutilated in front of their eyes, just for the sadistic thrill of it.
--...something else I haven't thought of.
Li'l help?
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (N9G0H)
First, movies about that are really bad - I don't think I'll watch anything she writes ever again (she's like Lena Dunham, but with the immigrant chip on her shoulder too!).
Second, white Lefty women are on their way out - the AOC/Ilhan Omar/Saira Rao types are quickly ejecting them from the clob (see: SheThePeople.org).
Intersectionality is a bigger b#tch than the Karens.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (LGXGf)
"Individuals are strongly encouraged to wear a homemade, non-medical grade mask when they leave the house."
F*ck. Off.
I don't do that during flu season, I'm NOT doing it now.
Take your "strongly encouraged" recommendation and shove it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (u82oZ)
~~~~~
Yes. There have been quite a few items posted lately that have made me wonder the same thing.
Let's go, Ace. Spill it!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:25 PM (/6GbT)
============
I think they're interesting because it's Lucas trying to be a serious filmmaker.
He fails rather miserably across the first two (I unabashedly love the third), but there's a really interesting idea running through the stilted dialogue, performances, and fake CGI. That of a republic falling into tyranny matched up against a young innocent man falling into evil.
He just didn't figure out how to do that across three movies. His "plan" was essentially just Episode III, which is why it works better than the other two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)
Anakin, whether the actor or the execution, was the most awkward part of it.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ray Mota at April 24, 2020 01:31 PM (AVxHd)
---
Never saw it, but I heard Han Solo was a backup for dragon-Hitler in 'his' movie.
Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2020 01:31 PM (kOpft)
I wonder if her "lightsabre" takes 3 "D" Batteries.??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:31 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (datdl)
Because they are empty of the full panoply of humanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (u82oZ)
Let's go, Ace. Spill it!
Posted by: IrishEi at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (sGotD)
We slipped soy into Ace's coffee.....Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: Sanka at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Good stuff. No identity politics, decent amount of action. Chuck can write.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (0V/8D)
I am actually mystified.
Options -- which is closest to the truth? :
-- They want all the fanboys to be brainwashed into becoming feminists.
-- They simply want to annoy all the fanboys and must them be filled with shame (at their own WrongThink). Maybe the fanboys won't ever be converted, but at least they'll feel bad.
-- They want girls to watch science fiction, instead of boys.
-- They want to destroy science fiction as an entire genre, because it is contaminated with masculinity cooties and thus needs elimination.
-- They want to lord their power over all men by forcing them to witness they favorite genre and franchises be tortured and mutilated in front of their eyes, just for the sadistic thrill of it.
--...something else I haven't thought of.
Li'l help?
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2020 01:30 PM (N9G0H)
They're acting on their instinct. It's something like their nature. These thoughts are (surprising as it may seem), too deep for them. When they regurgitate feminist boilerplate it is regurgitation, not intellectual assent.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)
But they tend to get their degrees in "unemployment studies."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (q+fko)
Recruitment via Top Trumps points.
Posted by: Flubber at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (PQnIX)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Beauslx China is Asshoe at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (0vglL)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (6/uwW)
When these #woke movies flop, their advocates will claim it was Wu Flu keeping everyone away, even though microorganisms can deduct that the movies aren't worth sitting around for 2+ hours.
So more will be greenlighted until 1)SJW shaming actually gets idiots to watch them 2) they run out of excuses 3) they run out of expendable cash
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sanka at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I like that turn of phrase!
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Do5/p)
Also they think this rumored series is all being done by the woman that wants the series. Because a whole lot of Disney's PR department has been laid off. Because why do you need a massive PR department there? No movies are coming. The parks aren't open. No shows are being made.
So she's putting it out there so when it doesn't happen they can scream "Oppression!"
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Z7lwY)
Disney, known by some as the Devil Mouse.
I noticed a decade ago that Disney children's TV was loaded with leftist propaganda. The same organization that made cartoons about Donald Duck kicking Nazis in the ass during WW2 has turned its perception-altering machinery against all of us now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (PYlDf)
This. No seriously, THIS.
If they can't make it profitable with their hyperwoke horseshit, then destroying it is revenge against The Patriarchy for all the sandwiches and rape.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (uEbPt)
I wonder if her "lightsabre" takes 3 "D" Batteries.??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:31 PM (nw6Hr)
2 of those square lantern batteries
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Minnie at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames
________________
And has declared herself the winner.
She's now demanding that Trump concede.
Posted by: Furious George at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (tRd71)
They can blame the Bad Orange Man and buy themselves some more time
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (qAR6u)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM (Do5/p)
O/T: Obergruppenfuehrer Whitmer just extended the lock-down until 15MAY20
thatisall
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM (Wdn2e)
The lockdown was due to drag on until 30 April, but our benevolent governor has deigned to rescind it early on 15 May!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
The Star Wars pronos are pretty good, actually
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: McCool at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Sanka at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Same as in town
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)
If any of those women on the couch ever participated in a spin class it was on an office chair.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (gmo/4)
Is that Jonah Goldberg sitting on the right?
No, if you look closely, the "woman" on the right is holding a leash. He's on the floor. in a leather bondage mask.
Posted by: pep at April 24, 2020 01:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (uEbPt)
Looks like a Michael Moorcock character
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (ifmtJ)
Star Wars: Revenge of the Mish
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)
square jowl strong forehead
same as Kennel Club description of a ridgeback hound
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freaked, on his pooter at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (Tnijr)
Did not white women benefit from slavery, Jim. Crow, emmet Till and the Chinese exclusion act as much as their husbands?
Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (H6V6u)
they have effectively killed this franchise for me. and i did really enjoy it. it was fun, sure there were issues, but it was fun.
i don't know how a GALAXY full of aliens can't be diverse enough...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (8D42x)
Aren't most stereotypes rooted in fact?
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (BkYvb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (iWCRg)
Less Green Screen.
Taser Natalie Portman every time she starts mailing it in.
Make the central character Obi Wan, not Anakin
But most importantly - get rid of the trade federation. The war is between the "separatists" who know the "republic" is led by a Sith bent on foging an Empire and just want to be left alone, and the overproud Jedi fighting in the name of the "Republic"/Emperor. And no "order 66".
After Palpatine wins the war he slowly liquidates the Jedi just like Stalin and the old guard communists using and corrupting Anakin in the name of communism, social justice, or whatever Palpatine calls his governing ethos.
Let the Jedis fail from pure, unadulterated hubris.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Yeah? Off to the torrents......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
The beatings will continue until morale improves !!
Posted by: McCool at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (lWCRE)
I like hate like giant like fucking like rats.
Posted by: Minnie at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM (Tnijr)
I didnt say she was crazy I said she was fuckn goofy
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (JFO2v)
Did not white women benefit from slavery, Jim. Crow, emmet Till and the Chinese exclusion act as much as their husbands?
Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (H6V6u)
For the practical reason that you do not attack the majority of your base.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zm+LZ)
Because 90 percent of SJW bullshit is generated by white women.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (datdl)
certain-to-fail project. Did I say millions? I meant BILLIONS. Die
Disney.
---
Kathleen Kennedy is the new Tolkien. This is such a sure winner, they should make their new feminine trilogy of trilogies all at once, just like Peter Jackson did.
Posted by: Methos at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: CrustyB at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (pxRtE)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (gmo/4)
Definitely this one:
-- They want to lord their power over all men by forcing them to witness they favorite genre and franchises be tortured and mutilated in front of their eyes, just for the sadistic thrill of it.
As always with the Left: there can be no space that is not actively embracing their values. Even worse if you are having fun while *not* embracing their values.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (bDqIh)
*******
Obama DOJ Wrote Phony Trump Dossier
Kevin Shipp | Greg Hunter's USAWatchdog
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (hwkdo)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Less Green Screen.
Taser Natalie Portman every time she starts mailing it in.
Make the central character Obi Wan, not Anakin
But most importantly - get rid of the trade federation. The war is between the "separatists" who know the "republic" is led by a Sith bent on foging an Empire and just want to be left alone, and the overproud Jedi fighting in the name of the "Republic"/Emperor. And no "order 66".
After Palpatine wins the war he slowly liquidates the Jedi just like Stalin and the old guard communists using and corrupting Anakin in the name of communism, social justice, or whatever Palpatine calls his governing ethos.
Let the Jedis fail from pure, unadulterated hubris.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (WdocV)
The problem with that is that it alters the good vs evil message of the original trilogy. The prequels do that to some degree with the clone(slave) army, but not so badly.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: KungPow at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (DcPfA)
So..... This is the Ghoster Busters Reboot Sequel.... right?
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (nw6Hr)
Kevin Shipp | Greg Hunter's USAWatchdog
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 24, 2020 01:38 PM (hwkdo)
Owebama's 3rd Autobiography.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
The beatings will continue until morale improves !!
Posted by: McCool at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (lWCRE)
Chocolate ration increased from 20 grams to 30 grams.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (JFO2v)
Humility is unknown to the leftist.
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (gmo/4)
Aren't most stereotypes rooted in fact?
Posted by: Resist_we_Much
________
That's not funny.
Posted by: Pinch-Faced Lesbian Scold at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
We were so close to perfect gender harmony. Then Trump told us to drink fish cleaner and bleach.
Posted by: Karen in 2045 at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: fixerupper
=====================
I chipped my tooth on it!
Posted by: Don Lemon at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (JFO2v)
Ace must have a new girlfriend. You don't think he picked out all the cutesy animal videos, do you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 01:27 PM (u82oZ)
========
How do Russian bots get girlfriends?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
Peruvian content farmers?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (gmo/4)
YOU been here fowh howha! YOU GO NOW!!!
Posted by: City Buffet at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (qAR6u)
Did you hear this idiot talk?
Oh man, it's amazing. She is, like, akshully, and you know, like, people of color, like queer allies, and allies, like, you know, and like, well, like, like, like, like, like, like.
I thought people who do mindwork like making movies and storytelling needed to be smart and know how to fucking talk???
GUESS NOT!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:40 PM (ZB42Q)
Then the fucking director had to start joking about fucking little kids and hating people like me.
Now that series is dead to me, too.
I'm looking backwards now, to the old sci fi I used to read. Gordon Dickson, Poul Anderson, Keith Laumer.
I've tried indie published sci-fi but not finding the level of craft that satisfies me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (ifmtJ)
- - - - - - - - - - -
No worries. Now that men have been thoroughly emasculated, white women are next. (That cohort voted Trump don't forget).
They do it one group at a time. You know. "First they came for the...." etc etc
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Guzalot at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (Rz36l)
When I told her that asthma and smoking have been removed from the most at-risk group and challenged her to have just a bit of skepticism and do some research on her own, she said she had no intention of going on a "militia website." Apparently the Guardian is a militia website now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (rCwaK)
You go girls.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (GLaQb)
I think, like so much of leftism the motivation is envy. They see the popularity of cultural icons spanning generations and want to see themselves as the hero without understanding the hero's journey- they just want the trappings of success.
Posted by: Retief at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (yBQiw)
Well they are right about the system. How does one stand out from a crowd of clones? None of the little female allure tricks that worked through high school and college will work. Put in the years and the new 20 something has more lesbian attractiveness. Out standing work is hard.
Posted by: FlimFlammed at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (ZTDnL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (jUVms)
Did you hear this idiot talk?
Oh man, it's amazing. She is, like, akshully, and you know, like, people of color, like queer allies, and allies, like, you know, and like, well, like, like, like, like, like, like.
Can't wait to see her interview with Lilly Singh next year.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2020 01:42 PM (PMDgy)
Because they are "allies" for the various victim demographics.
And I think those days are numbered.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:42 PM (ZB42Q)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 24, 2020 01:42 PM (dYe5S)
alfred bester
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2020 01:43 PM (PbpT7)
This is a flawed theory.
The Left is energized by its own hate. It is self-perpetuating and constantly thermally accelerating.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 24, 2020 01:43 PM (H8QX8)
DEFIANCE!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 24, 2020 01:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (ZB42Q)
-- They want to destroy science fiction as an entire genre, because it is contaminated with masculinity cooties and thus needs elimination.
Li'l help?
Posted by: zombie
This mostly. It's just another avenue in the march through the institutions. Heroic fiction has a long storied part of Western mythology. Sci-fi (or sci-fi fantasy) is just one part of it.
The neo-marxists are knocking down as many things as they can. It isn't necessarily a conscious, stated objective for most of them. They are part of a rabid herd trampling over everything, grasping power, and murdering culture.
They hate the West and are willing to burn it down one story at a time no matter the cost if it means they're on top and you're at their boot heel.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (mLIEo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (ZB42Q)
The problem with that is that it alters the good vs evil message of the original trilogy.
***
You make Obi Wan the voice of reason/good - not the Jedi as a whole. "Hey guys why are we fighting these separatists from the galactic republic can't they vote to leave and all of us be cool with it?" After the war Yoda realizes he f*cked up which is why he is hiding on Dagobah.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (WdocV)
It'll be a madcap, hilarious, rollicking, good-time, laugh-a-minute, roller coaster ride of comedy.
Posted by: Melissa McCarthy at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (S6vMH)
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)<<<
The ying to my yang.
Posted by: Roundhead Rian Johnson at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (yk557)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: teej at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (hLB6Q)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: Iblis at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (1mpw4)
He picks her, his campaign better have a hell of a catering budget.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Greta Moonberg at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (MO30/)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: mmack at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (Ixqnq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Uninvited Guest at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (We4z8)
Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2020 01:36 PM (H6V6u)
---------------------------
For the practical reason that you do not attack the majority of your base.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zm+LZ)
---------------------------------------
White women are not the majority of the Dems' base.
A majority of white women actually voted for Trump over Hillary. A very slight majority, IIRC, but a majority nevertheless.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:44 PM (ZB42Q)
You see the jaw on that woman on the left?
Posted by: BignJames at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (X/Pw5)
Yeah, there were a lot of interesting ideas in the prequels, but only the third one worked at all as a movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
The Menstruating Dozen?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (oVJmc)
That's for damn sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Just got a notice on my cell phone that Half-Whitmer has extended the stay-at-home order until May 15th.
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 01:24 PM
O/T: Obergruppenfuehrer Whitmer just extended the lock-down until 15MAY20
thatisall
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:26 PM
The lockdown was due to drag on until 30 April, but our benevolent governor has deigned to rescind it early on 15 May!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM
methinks it's time for another march on the capital
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Wdn2e)
Posted by: jdw at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (bN0Uj)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (41rs/)
The woman on the left seems to have a cube shaped head.
Posted by: BignJames
anyone remember GUMBY'S nemeses called THE BLOCKHEADS?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lirio100 at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (JK7Jw)
A majority of white women actually voted for Trump over Hillary. A very slight majority, IIRC, but a majority nevertheless.
But they're a more reliable segment of the Dem base than blacks or Hispanics lately. You see polls all the time showing more actual brown people like Trump, and then at the same time hear about "wine moms" who Can't Even about That Pussy Grabbing Trump (which isn't even what he said).
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (datdl)
Karen speaking on phone: Hello. I'm calling to report that I saw a young kid visiting Ben Kenobi's place. He was there yesterday and he's there today. I'm just tying to be helpful. Old Ben is old. I mean, that's why we call him Old Ben, right? And they're not wearing masks or gloves.
Voice on phone: Thank you ma'am. It's heroes like you who keep Tatooine safe. May I have your name for the Good Little Citizen Surveillance Certificate that will be delivered as soon as we can deal with the emergency situation you've reported?
Click. Bzzzzz...
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: A dude in MI at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (/6GbT)
methinks it's time for another march on the capital
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Wdn2e)
It's largely empty.
March on her house.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
He's interesting. He's putting out some good videos on COVID and how we're being lied to. He's not pro-Trump, in fact I'd say he's opposed to Trump (but not in a personal sense). I overlook this as I appreciate his dispassionate facts and his arguments for liberty.
https://tinyurl.com/y794jzaq
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (0qjwg)
Yeah, there were a lot of interesting ideas in the prequels, but only the third one worked at all as a movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)
==========
Without the third one to help clarify things, the first two are just random collections of events.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
----------------------------
Other than William Shatner and that black chick with the fabulous thighs everything else about Star Trek is gay. Everything. Don't entice the Elders of AOS to return to their gay vomit. Please!
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (ZB42Q)
Talk about a Weight Watchers meeting. woof.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (OUPvl)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (datdl)
alfred bester
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2020 01:43 PM (PbpT7)
'The Men who Murdered Mohammed'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (hA/7S)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Wdn2e)
I may or may not be not at this time speculatively locking in PTO for the 30th along with some coworkers, hypothetically, unless I'm not.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Beauslx China is Asshoe at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (0vglL)
Who cares? Watching Disney's money burn is top tier entertainment.
Posted by: JebPilled at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (Geoni)
___
Let the hate flow through you my liberal padwans! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: Emperor Palpatine at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (yQpMk)
******
A Medical miracle happened in Pennsylvania there are a lot of Lazarus they came back from the dead '
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (hwkdo)
Trek was utopian Communist, which is completely separate from SJW. They're often co-mingled these days, but there was that story from I think Sweden where the hard leftists were ditching identity politics because they understood it was a loser.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (GLaQb)
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
Or The Longest Day. It'll be about shopping for shoes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (sQq+E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
------
So.... there is going to be a Prometheus 2 *AND* 3 ????
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
There have been a few lately. Obviously Prometheus.
But what about a movie based on the GAP series by Stephen Donaldson?
Posted by: MJ at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (gAMkn)
I bet drive ins will make a HUGE comeback. How fun would that be?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh, they noticed. People like Linda Sarsour and the Squad punched up the white woman hate/lecturing to.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
===========
I've heard fun things about Happy Death Day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
But otherwise they'll act like "men" and behave like "men" except for those touching vignettes where they hug a small child or have a cute stuffed animal in their quarters, as only a woman can do.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, there were a lot of interesting ideas in the prequels, but only the third one worked at all as a movie.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)
==========
Without the third one to help clarify things, the first two are just random collections of events.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
This first one kinda works, as the story of how Obi Wan lost his master. The rest of the story...ugh, so much suck.
The duel at the end though is really, really, really good, though. Until the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Baby Boom 2: Drive In Boogaloo
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
The duel at the end though is really, really, really good, though. Until the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)
=========
If that's the story of Episode I, the movie certainly spends a lot of time ignoring it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mx Drysdale at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (e/rj3)
Probably losing that 33 cents on extra tampons and toilet paper ....
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (vPKfA)
I bet drive ins will make a HUGE comeback. How fun would that be?
Nope - AMC theaters aren't keeping up with lease payments, and they're owned by CHY-NA.
I would love drive-in theaters to make a comeback!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
We're going to need a bigger back seat.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LUi6O)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (datdl)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (e284m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
============
A drive in was the only theater to report grosses in American last weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
-------------------------------
Elizabeth Taylor and Katherine Hepburn would be two female stars off the top of my head who could carry a movie.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
The Menstruating Dozen?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Dissatisfied Dozen
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
Dudes.
Women-centric is sexy. It's shirtless Thor. It's Sam and Dean. It's Duncan McLeod. It's Henry Cavill in a bath tub.
Posted by: Synova at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (BD/yx)
Die disney die.
Pure poetry.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (0OmEj)
Poor Walt.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (H8QX8)
The way the female characters are treated in that series I sincerely doubt anything close to the books makes it to TV or movies.
Posted by: JebPilled at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (PMDgy)
What do you hear about Delaware opening? I'm in Wilmington and haven't heard anything than a couple of days ago Gov. Carney said we still have a long way to go. And he was the one who raised the bar on extending the shutdown till May 15.
OTOH, I get my news primarily from the HQ, so...
Posted by: RM at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (U3LtS)
Talk about a Weight Watchers meeting. woof.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (OUPvl)
Star Wars: Jenny Craig Strikes Back
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (q+fko)
Are there are other Brie Larson-like, um, aspects, as well?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (DMUuz)
Media: "OMG, Trump is telling people to eat batteries!!!
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (O+I8R)
I may or may not be not at this time speculatively locking in PTO for the 30th along with some coworkers, hypothetically, unless I'm not.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM
the 30th? or the 1st?
is there a thing on the 30th?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (Wdn2e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Synova at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (BD/yx)
Right, it's MEN, only with boobs and hopefully a nice butt.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (e284m)
-------------------------
Married White Women. Doing their husband's bidding according to The Left.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
I had a discussion about this with my 11 year-old son, just this morning.
He really likes the prequels, very much like boys his age seem to. Loves Clone Wars. Likes Rebels.
I told him that, especially as someone who saw Episode 4 in the theater the first day it came out, I'll stack up Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit against any six Star Wars movies, and Middle Earth is more enjoyable than The Empire.
Still too young, but I think he's coming around to Dad's POV.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (iuFgi)
The duel at the end though is really, really, really good, though. Until the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)
=========
If that's the story of Episode I, the movie certainly spends a lot of time ignoring it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Episode 1 is mostly exposition, particularly about Anakin. This is also kind of true about Episode 2.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (Zm+LZ)
-------------------
Do you want to sit in a small car and watch a big screen? They stopped making cars with couches for front seats in the early 80s.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ZB42Q)
DIS is a garbage lefty company but I bet Nike is up there with them. At least we have Netflix and Amazon, they are conservative stalwarts.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (hHxp2)
That could be awesome - get Chris Nolan to direct?
Or you could go really dark and instead make a movie out of The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LUi6O
Haha,sucker
Posted by: A dude proudly pointing to his van with 3 wolves on the side at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Episode 1 is mostly exposition, particularly about Anakin. This is also kind of true about Episode 2.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (Zm+LZ)
==========
Episodes I and II are Wookeipedia articles come to life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 01:55 PM (tQbpU)
But how is she accessorized? There appears to be something around her forehead (Dior, perhaps), but nothing is mentioned, not even a tasteful necklace.
As the 'ettes pound into us every fashion thread, it's the accoutrements that really pull an outfit together.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2020 01:55 PM (DMUuz)
-
Could you imagine the Charles Bronson one telling the kids that their stay at home moms cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry were the ones they should be idolizing?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (41rs/)
screen? They stopped making cars with couches for front seats in the
early 80s.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ZB42Q)
Bring back Checker!
The only car I know that you could have a fireplace, throw rugs and small library in the back.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:48 PM (ZB42Q)
Did C-3PO tell you Star Trek was gay?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (pw+jk)
It's definitely NOT from IKEA.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't to and only to the extent that I think there's some Disney stock in one of my investment funds.
But other than that, yuuuup.
Several years ago I read an article by a woman who got hired at her dream job at one of the major publishing houses. She was from one of the flyover states and worked her butt off to get a scholarship to an Ivy and set her eyes on publishing because omg I'm an editor! Living in Manhattan! Omg look how I've rejected everything about my past and my family!
The article was quite amusing, actually, because it dealt with her discovering that a. NYC is wildly expensive, II. that her job paid nothing and thus she had to have roommates in a tiny little apartment in an outer borough (this is pre Brooklyn is so hip), and, best of all, trois. that there was ABSOLUTELY a dress code.
Everyone wore the same pencil skirt and sweater set combo, the only difference was it Ann Taylor or real Ralph Lauren. And showing up in anything else would get her side eyed to hell and back.
The freedom she assumed she would have did not exist. Everything was lock step group think and don't you dare nudge a toe out of line.
IIRC, the article ended with her moving back home after a few years to help care for a sick family member and she got a job writing for corporate PR for a meat company and discovered that it paid better than publishing, she could buy a nice size house all by herself, and since she was now the kooky creative on the corporate team, no one cared if she showed up with a purple stripe in her hair and in bright colors and crazy skirts so long as she wasn't flashing t ampersand a all over the place.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
I think I made it through one book of his- maybe two-The level of misogyny and rape fantasy was horrible, but I'm sure he's a charmer in real life./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (JVgnl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oGBso)
----------
Bette Davis and Barbara Stanwyck are two others.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 01:56 PM (8HBLI)
Avar - a member of the Avar tribe, steppe nomads that invaded what is now Romania and Bulgaria and bounced off of 6th Century AD Constantinople. Fairly serious people.
Kriss - The knife/short sword of Indonesia, large parts of the Philippines, and areas in between.
Okay, "Avar Kriss" is a reasonably butch name.
The poster of shows ... a guy in a blonde wig.
This, Gentlemen, is Progress.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Meesah would be major racism and bad cultural appropriation if meesah were filmed to day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:37 PM (Zm+LZ)
They're not attacking, they are converting. Look what they have accomplished with men in just a few short years.
If their adoration and promotion of Islam didn't make it perfectly obvious, The Left are coming for white heterosexual women. It starts with making them hated by everybody - perhaps by using them destroy everybody's favorite things...?
And the bountifully successful "Karen" meme from all political sides is carrying the football well down the field. The Right thinks nosy busybody lefties are Karen. The Left thinks white women disagree with them or think independently are Karen.
Which means all white women - or at least any who express an opinion or come up for air - are Karen now. This is just the beginning of the descent.
Which will be celebrated on our side no doubt, because they have made *everybody* sick of "women". We will say they brought it on themselves. And the resulting society will not be to anyone's liking except the commie Left who will move on to destroying the next group, until they are all there is to look up to.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (G546f)
screen? They stopped making cars with couches for front seats in the
early 80s.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:54 PM (ZB42Q)
Bring back Checker!
The only car I know that you could have a fireplace, throw rugs and small library in the back.
-------------------------
Well an Olds Delta 88 comes close.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (ZB42Q)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
The Menstruating Dozen?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Dissatisfied Dozen
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (NWiLs)<<<
The Bakers Dozen: Get Back In the Kitchen
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (yk557)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (WdocV)
I for one highly anticipate the reboot of the remake of the adaptation of the novel Dune later this year. Because, dammit, they'll get it right this time.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
I had a discussion about this with my 11 year-old son, just this morning.
He really likes the prequels, very much like boys his age seem to. Loves Clone Wars. Likes Rebels.
I told him that, especially as someone who saw Episode 4 in the
theater the first day it came out, I'll stack up Lord of the Rings and
The Hobbit against any six Star Wars movies, and Middle Earth is more
enjoyable than The Empire.
Still too young, but I think he's coming around to Dad's POV.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 24, 2020 01:53 PM (iuFgi)
it is funny when they say that but you can't change the fact that saw them as kids, it makes a difference. There is a reason episode 4, Jaws, and even E.T. to a lesser extent mean something to me. There is a reason Raiders will always mean something to me. You can't recreate youth and the impact movies had back then.
But yeah, I don't see how kids can have a soft spot for space trade route disputes and guys killing 100s of fake cgi drones that are as much a threat as a blade of grass.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)
I'm not all the way through it, but it's like watching a really well produce slow motion train wreck.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hA/7S)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (WdocV)
============
Kirk pulled out the Constitution once and forcefully read from it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (wzzJf)
----
She also flies a space Subaru with a "My German Shepherd is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (dryv9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat. It had 'splosions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (e284m)
Meesah would be major racism and bad cultural appropriation if meesah were filmed to day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (e284m)
Jar Jar Binks cast the deciding vote that gave Palpatine emergency powers.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
But can she parallel park?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (DMUuz)
They are not the most fun topics. But you are doing yeoman's work, here, exposing these grifters.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (KnJdm)
The new Woke Star Wars replicator is only programmed for a few products: Fancy Feast, Meow Mix, snooch steamers and Gallo boxed chardonnay.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (EGyGV)
She also flies a space Subaru with a "My German Shepherd is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (dryv9)
and that she 'spade' her wookie.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (e284m)
The duel at the end though is really, really, really good, though. Until the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)
=========
If that's the story of Episode I, the movie certainly spends a lot of time ignoring it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
There's a lot of crap in Phantom Menace. I DON'T think it works as the origin story of Annie. And it doesn't work as the story of Princess Leia's mom being stunning and brave.
But there IS a story there.
Lucas just sucks at writing. And directing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
Sadly, no.
It's feminist mini-sermons sprinkled into the dialog, intentionally unflattering styling/wardrobe (see: Birds of Prey - what happened to Harley Quinn's a$$?) and men all being depicted as jerks and/or idiots (see: Chris Hemsworth in the lady Ghostbusters movie).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: No at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (bbD1X)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat. It had 'splosions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (q1Pj5)
==========
Edge of Tomorrow is one of the best marriages of material, director, and star.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
alfred bester
Posted by: ace at April 24, 2020 01:43 PM (PbpT7)
Bester? That bastard...
Posted by: Mr. Garibaldi at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
Koms vs Yaks
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (m/Gc2)
The sequels will be "Sandwich Wars," and "Parallel Parking: This Time It's Personal."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Don't forget "Rise of the Thermostat"
Posted by: imp at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2020 01:57 PM (WdocV)
Trek I assume you mean. I had to chime in as that will be the only time I can say anything right about Star Trek.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (hHxp2)
Jar Jar Binks cast the deciding vote that gave Palpatine emergency powers.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
If he had tits, he'd be Donkey Chomper Cortez
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (e284m)
Good Lord!!! Someone grab a wooden stake and drive it though the heart of the damned Star Wars franchise.
BORING!!!
Is Hollywood so barren of talent anymore that they cannot write a new story?
I'll be back later...I need to go vacate my bowels.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (axyOa)
Maye they thought they could just do anything they wanted with it because that status had (mostly) survived the second set of 3 terrible movies.
More probably the money side didn't know how terrible ALL allowed creatives are nowadays.
Posted by: The Judge at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (GDjCl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
===========
He's pretty good at hiring special effects guys to do his action sequences, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (IwDj9)
--
Thanks. Never heard of that. I saw the Edge of Tomorrow one but it didn't resonate with me very much.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (IwDj9)
This is why I can't get a literary agent, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
Try the Louisville yellow pages. I don't remember their name, but there used to be an agency there that would look at first timers manuscripts. (and how many literary agencies could their be in that town?)
Also, change your name. Who'd argue?
Posted by: Gooshy at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (1haLm)
---
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)
My experience with Raiders. They just break through the wall in the snake pit and the mummies start falling on them. The teenage girl directly behind me let out the most blood curdling scream I've ever heard - right in my ear. You just about had to pry me off the ceiling. Don't get that experience sitting on the couch in your media room.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (LUi6O)
But can she parallel park?
I didn't even catch that when I read the post.
Boy, all these feminist heroines are just perfect, aren't they? No flaws at all. Just pure perfect perfection that MEN are keeping from realizing their full potential.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (datdl)
But yeah, I don't see how kids can have a soft spot for space trade route disputes and guys killing 100s of fake cgi drones that are as much a threat as a blade of grass.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)
As much as you're bagging on the droid killing in episode 1, fight scenes were largely much more drab in the original trilogy. In that they practically didn't exist as a real fight so much as cutting back and forth. Episode 1 had some pretty flashy fight scenes especially the duels that ended each of the movies(prequel trilogy altogether).
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oGBso)
Liz was an over hyped cow
KH was mostly a snore except for 'The African Queen"
hell for me would be "Guess who's coming dinner" and Who's afraid of VW" looped
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (tQbpU)
Space cat on the Moon was evendors better. He saved the astronaut and everything
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (q+fko)
Can Confirm. On my shelf.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kilroy
I've been binge watching Deep Space Nine recently and there's a lot of that stuff in there. It seems really innocent and naive though in comparison to the SJW crap they dump into everything in our current hateful political environment.
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
Groundhog Day Redux. It literally writes itself.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hillary! at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (cG+eD)
There is a reason Raiders will always mean something to me. You can't recreate youth and the impact movies had back then.
---
"Asps! Very dangerous! You go first".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (2DOZq)
I'll be back later...I need to go vacate my bowels.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (axyOa)
It's not barren of talent. It is stocked with lefty message controllers with their dirty grubby paws in absolutely everything that gets beyond the "dream" stage of production.
What it therefore produces is vacant, hateful, deceptive and soulless, and thoroughly drained of any original creative human spark.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oGBso)
Liz was an over hyped cow
KH was mostly a snore except for 'The African Queen"
hell for me would be "Guess who's coming dinner" and Who's afraid of VW" looped
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (tQbpU)
I could not stand Katharine Hepburn speaking like George Plimpton. Absolutely drove me up the wall.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (q+fko)
I'm not all the way through it, but it's like watching a really well produce slow motion train wreck.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hA/7S
Yeah, it's excellent plus it made me realize I can, in fact, loathe the FBI and ATF more, so that's nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (GbPPJ)
It's all good. As someone said "Let the past die, kill it off if you have too" - in 10 years we will reboot Star Wars as it should have been done, and Kathleen Kennedy's abortion will be shelved next to Green Lantern and Female Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (WE806)
But there IS a story there.
Lucas just sucks at writing. And directing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
He jammed in a bunch there trying to achieve a lot at once. The prequel trilogy is about Anakin, but he also needs each movie to be individually contained story arcs. And at the same time he's also trying to flesh out the pre-Empire star wars universe.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (tQbpU)
==========
I love her in Bringing Up Baby.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 24, 2020 01:49 PM (41rs/)
No but Edge of Tomorrow and the two Happy Death Day movies are both a ton of fun.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 01:52 PM (oGBso)
Liz was an over hyped cow
KH was mostly a snore except for 'The African Queen"
hell for me would be "Guess who's coming dinner" and Who's afraid of VW" looped
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (tQbpU)
---------------------
Liz as a teenager in National Velvet was absolutely gorgeous, those beautiful eyes weren't just a PR stunt.
And I agree with you, personally I think Hepburn was annoying as all get out. But from the perspective of 1950-1965 audiences, those two broads could sell tickets.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (oGBso)
(strokes out, dies)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (IwDj9)
New?
Better hurry. Next year it's gone...again....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Because he's a little bitch.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (u9aqP)
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (bMMCK)
I'm waiting for the day when Fat White Feminists start screeching that Scarlett Johanson needs to gain 30 pounds so she can be more representative of the Feminine Body Spectrum.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (datdl)
But no. Girl Power! it is.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (hA/7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
It's a pretty good tune!
https://youtu.be/4nU5-I008bg
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (DTX3h)
KH was mostly a snore except for 'The African Queen"
hell for me would be "Guess who's coming dinner" and Who's afraid of VW" looped
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:01 PM (tQbpU)
Agree (I could never finish watching "The African Queen"). Guess who is coming was ok because of Tracy.
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Maixiu at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (v48yj)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (xPl2J)
But there IS a story there.
Lucas just sucks at writing. And directing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
He jammed in a bunch there trying to achieve a lot at once. The prequel trilogy is about Anakin, but he also needs each movie to be individually contained story arcs. And at the same time he's also trying to flesh out the pre-Empire star wars universe.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:03 PM (Zm+LZ)
THat's the problem: Phantom Menace doesn't work as an Anakin story. It barely features him. Casting him as a child was stupid, story-wise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (e284m)
-------
**LOL**
I like when they realize it doesn't quite look right, so it's "spaded." Turns the noun into a verb.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Don Carleone at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (+oR7L)
It's as reasonable for me to assume that affects the market as anything else these days.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (e284m)
Posted by: runner at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Oh come on. "I now pronounce you man and wife, proceed with the execution" is classic.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (LUi6O)
Then why do they keep remaking everything?
Take a movie from year or more ago, remake it ("reboot" as they love to say) with some obvious and pedestrian twist on it ("I know - let's remake '300,' this time with a bunch of bull dykes!" "Hey, great idea!").
That cookie cutter strategy does not bespeak a scintilla of talent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)
=========
I'm convinced it was Lucas announcing to the world that he was a great director because it's really hard to get great performances out of child actors. He failed, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG)
But no. Girl Power! it is."
Yup. Buffy The Vampire Slayer aired 20 years ago. How many more decades will women need to be propped up to believe they are equal? Because at this point it really seems like they are over-compensating for being lesser.
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (xjOij)
Posted by: portlandon at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (EA1BR)
--
LOL. I can picture it now. 1950s-era movie theater, everyone comes busting out the front door screaming and trampling each other.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (O+I8R)
Who played Katherine Hepburn in that movie about Howard Hughes?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Cate Blanchett
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (e284m)
the netflix series "Waco" is good. Even though the Branch Davidians were
a polygamous cult with really wacky views on scripture, the show
actually paints them in a sympathetic light against the ATF and FBI.
I'm not all the way through it, but it's like watching a really well produce slow motion train wreck.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hA/7S)
is that different than Waco, Rules of Engagment? That was a highly regarded documentary many years ago.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (hHxp2)
But yeah, I don't see how kids can have a soft spot for space trade route disputes and guys killing 100s of fake cgi drones that are as much a threat as a blade of grass.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)
Funny you say that, especially about E.T.
When we lived in Los Angeles, my son's elementary school had an outdoor showing of E.T. for its end of year event. They even arranged for one of the actors from E.T. (one of Elliott's bicycle buddies) to come and say a few words about his experience on the set. I was quite stoked to see it after almost 40 years.
Anyway, I show up, and when the movie is on I'm...embarrassed and shocked.
The language and dysfunctional family situations were nothing like I remembered it. My first thought was to get my kid out of the screening, because it was completely inappropriate for an elementary school class to see that movie.
Childhood's End.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (iuFgi)
Then why do they keep remaking everything?
Take a movie from year or more ago, remake it ("reboot" as they love to say) with some obvious and pedestrian twist on it ("I know - let's remake '300,' this time with a bunch of bull dykes!" "Hey, great idea!").
That cookie cutter strategy does not bespeak a scintilla of talent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:06 PM (q+fko)
==========
Because Hollywood is run by finance guys and MBAs.
It's about risk. They're not going to drop 9 figures on something that they can't predict will return on the investment.
The mid 8 figure stuff is moving to online vendors like Netflix.
The independent stuff has almost entirely moved to online vendors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (PMDgy)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: portlandon at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (+oR7L)
Yep. No one wants to watch a story about how some kid, later teen, has mommy issues and it totally turns him to the dark side. Its weak and dull. Of all the ways Darth Vader could have become Darth Vader . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (H5knJ)
Replace men with a large sperm bank.
Until civilization collapses from lack of power, and the sperm goes bad.
Then Gaia is healed of the human stain.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:07 PM (EA1BR)
Space fantasy, though that's not a question of how sciency it pretends to be so much as themes.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (hHxp2)
Yeah, it's a docu-drama that is new or at least newish on Netflix.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (hA/7S)
Yes, they do the groundhog day thing well, too, but with horror.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (bDqIh)
No but Edge of Tomorrow and the two Happy Death Day movies are both a ton of fun.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:04 PM (b+qEC)
Edge of Tomorrow works because Cruise plays with his own persona in it and because there's an actual character arc. Plus 'splosions.
The Happy Death Day movies are just FUN. They are popcorn munching fun and take themselves just seriously enough that everyone is giving their all. These are silly little B movies and everyone involved knows it and sets out to put on a good show. There's nothing at all wrong with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (GbPPJ)
In every single one the lead character is either gay, trans or a Perfect Womyn who shits on the male characters.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (datdl)
Lucas just sucks at writing. And directing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
===========
He's pretty good at hiring special effects guys to do his action sequences, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
And then micromanaging their work so badly that it ruins everything.
The FX guys kind of got even in the third prequel when they did the opening space battle, and sarcastically put kitchen sinks in amongst the space debris.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 24, 2020 02:10 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Scout at April 24, 2020 02:10 PM (KGaWE)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 24, 2020 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 01:58 PM (hHxp2)
I am one who prefers Indiana Jones to Star Wars and I was a kid when all these were new. I am hoping that Disney's current troubles will shitcan their plans for a new Indy movie since it will suck, and while I don't think it could be worse than KOTCS I am certain Disney will give it the old college try.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 24, 2020 02:10 PM (dryv9)
Best Star Wars ever:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-BZk9MQa0YA&t=130s
Jar Jar gets it right in the neck. Plus everywhere else.
Posted by: Gooshy at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (1haLm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)
===========
He's pretty good at hiring special effects guys to do his action sequences, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
He is good at technial stuff and some ideas are good. He's just a mediocrity in other areas. And he hates being told 'no'.
Pester the Donald Maas agency. Damn few other agencies worth the hassle. Mind you, my agent hunt was about 8 years ago now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ZB42Q)
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2020 02:08 PM (PMDgy)
That's galacticist!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:02 PM (q+fko)
Divide, destroy and conquer.
The 2016 DNC provided a small clue as to where "they" want to take us. Although they did pop the lights and balloons (whoa!!!) with large splashes of color (mostly blue) occasionally, it was generally silver, grey, cold and weird. Stripped of everything we previously knew.
It was like being trapped on some alien spaceship. I am guessing it was supposed to look "futuristic" (benefit of the doubt) but that's not a future I want any part of.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Princess Vespa at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Grannymimi at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (u5LFV)
When Frank Herbert found a director to film Dune, the director was concerned to find around 147 similarities that Star Wars had ripped off from the 1965 novel.
I know, archetypes have similar themes, but there were way too many coincidences. I think Lucas's lack of creativity was spotlighted in the sequels. Empire Strikes Back was his only redeeming work.
Star Wars is a rip off of Dune. Herbert details it in the intro to one of his reprints.
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (WE806)
What I want is the best person for any job not matter what their sex color or religion is. How about that for a novel concept?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (85Gof)
Lucas is secretly based.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (hA/7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ifmtJ)
===========
They're on my list of agents I need to contact. I made that list too long ago. A couple of months. I should get back to that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ZB42Q)
==========
Already. You can rent it on digital.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
As far as the combat sequences in the original SW films, I'd have loved to see THIS sequence.
Cue up totally awesome, badass Obi Wan from this fan edit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (EGyGV)
My theory is: they have been trained to be the bestest allies ever - they are all about speaking out on behalf of women, non-whites, LGBTQ, immigrants, the homeless, and so on.
Their new "cause"/demographic to be the besstest ally for are the Wu-flu sick/highly vulnerable group.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ZB42Q)
==========
Already. You can rent it on digital.
-----------------------
Was it any good?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (ZB42Q)
What I want is the best person for any job not matter what their sex color or religion is. How about that for a novel concept?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (85Gof)
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
no, no, that will never work. Next!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Gooshy at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (1haLm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ZB42Q)
==========
Already. You can rent it on digital.
-----------------------
Was it any good?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (ZB42Q)
==========
I dunno. I ain't seen it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (u82oZ)
Lucas is secretly based.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 02:12 PM (hA/7S)
He doesn't, ironically enough, really think in terms of themes(his draft ideas for the original trilogy show that). The themes are almost certainly accidentally.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Old Dude at April 24, 2020 02:13 PM (LGXGf)
Simple, really. They want you to say you see Five Lights (TNG ref) when there are really only four. If they can make you deny reality, they can control your reality.
And remember! Don't ever be the first to stop clapping!
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
You'll like them both. Don't read about or watch trailers for the second one because they blow the best part. Second is a different genre than the first. Both movies are pretty funny.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (b+qEC)
chow all
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (tQbpU)
The lockdown was due to drag on until 30 April, but our benevolent governor has deigned to rescind it early on 15 May!
Posted by: hogmartin at April 24, 2020 01:34 PM
methinks it's time for another march on the capital
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 24, 2020 01:46 PM
Isn't it funny how she says we can't tell one week to another if it's okay to end the stay-at-home order, but apparently she can see 3 weeks out when the order needs to be extended.
She pulled this same shit on April 7th a week before the original order was going to expire on April 14th. Said back then she could see 77 days into the future and needed a 70-day extension. But then amazingly decided to compromise with a 23-day extension, despite data telling her she needed 70 days. Imagine that.
Now, a week ago, when she's badmouthing the April 15th protest, she claims she can't know 2 weeks out whether or not she can lift the stay-at-home order. But now --- once again, a week before the order is to expire --- her crystal ball magically can predict 3 weeks into the future in favor of an extension.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (Do5/p)
--
Ha, I just rewatched that a couple weeks ago. It's a great movie. Favorite character? Toad.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: portlandon at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (+oR7L)
popcorn munching fun and take themselves just seriously enough that
everyone is giving their all. These are silly little B movies and
everyone involved knows it and sets out to put on a good show. There's
nothing at all wrong with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (GbPPJ)
Yeah I had to laugh at the reviews that complained about her being in an empty hospital a lot. It's like... *that's* your complaint? The lack of realism of the hospital population????
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Shep at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (+0AKE)
And the hero has cats?!!? Space Cats!! Ferget Baby Yoda, bring back Scratch, Sniff, and the Disembodied Omnipotent Ruler of Cats!!! With Charles Nelson Reilly gone, who will play the D.O.R.C?
Posted by: George V at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (U2Tva)
Lights (TNG ref) when there are really only four. If they can make you
deny reality, they can control your reality.
And remember! Don't ever be the first to stop clapping!
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:14 PM (WE806)
Said it better than I did, and shorter too!
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (b+qEC)
Their answer was unironically, "Space Ponies!"
Posted by: qzy at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (HvSOs)
Yeah I had to laugh at the reviews that complained about her being in an empty hospital a lot. It's like... *that's* your complaint? The lack of realism of the hospital population????
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (b+qEC)
==========
I once read a review of Patton by a random Internet nobody who hated the film because the tanks weren't accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
Plus, Emily Blunt hotness
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (WE806)
Gotta get rid of the light saber. It's a phallic symbol of the space patriarchy.
Posted by: Shep at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (+0AKE)
Right, she defeats her opponents by embracing them and pressing their faces against her boobs preventing them from breathing until they pass out.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (e284m)
Karen speaking on phone: Hello. I'm calling to report that I saw a young kid visiting Ben Kenobi's place. He was there yesterday and he's there today. I'm just tying to be helpful. Old Ben is old. I mean, that's why we call him Old Ben, right? And they're not wearing masks or gloves.
Voice on phone: Thank you ma'am. It's heroes like you who keep Tatooine safe. May I have your name for the Good Little Citizen Surveillance Certificate that will be delivered as soon as we can deal with the emergency situation you've reported?
Click. Bzzzzz...
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 01:47 PM (8HBLI)
Troops.
some fans did it about 20 years ago. it's a COPS like look at life of a stormtrooper on Tatooine. very funny and definitely worth the 10ish minutes.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Shep at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM
So it will be the death fleshlight!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (Fgc0C)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
He should watch the Battle of the Bulge then.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (e284m)
own persona in it and because there's an actual character arc. Plus
'splosions.
The Happy Death Day movies are just FUN. They are popcorn munching
fun and take themselves just seriously enough that everyone is giving
their all. These are silly little B movies and everyone involved knows
it and sets out to put on a good show. There's nothing at all wrong
with that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (GbPPJ)
Je t'adore
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (cGlgB)
----------
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
The forklift is for late night trips to the fridge, I assume.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (EA1BR)
Thanks. I'm good for one pithy comment a month.
Now I can chill for the next 7 days
Posted by: Fen at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 24, 2020 02:11 PM (ZB42Q)
It's already out on pick your movie purchase platform. It's the new movies at home rental service thing that everyone is trying.
A movie that's WAY better than it has any right to be is Ready Or Not. I enjoyed that far more than I thought I would.
Of course, watching that made me watch You're Next which has a Final Girl with a backstory that explains why she is the Final Girl. Pulpy pulpy goodness.
Look, it should be obvious by now that all my taste is in my mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (GbPPJ)
someone explain to me how this star war's bim in white doesn't look like Prince Valiant.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (4a9Vv)
You're supposed to know that somewhere under that outfit, there is no dick.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (EA1BR)
===========
I haven't been excited about a new film since 2003.
I'm excited about Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
Seriously, what do they (corporate SJWs) want to happen with this feminization of sci-fi films and comics?
Good question. And it applies to Nike, Comcast, Pepsi and the rest of the woke-scold idealist corporate dumbshits.
Do you think that this help you to make money?
Ask Dick's Sporting Goods about that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (dNzKv)
A little insider info: Disney upper management in the mid-to-late 00s was super concerned that their audience was somewhere in the vicinity of 70/30 female. But Disney is also a group of divisions that hate each other and try to undermine each other, in the classic dysfunctional American business tradition.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (JKNZq)
At this point, any Lucas related project that doesn't feature Mr. Plinkett is of no interest to me.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 24, 2020 02:19 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (GbPPJ)
Is this advice for Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:19 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:19 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: portlandon at April 24, 2020 02:15 PM (+oR7L)
Just as long as Jabba the Hutt doesn't wear the gold bikini.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:19 PM (q+fko)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:19 PM (4a9Vv)
==========
Heavy Metal, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
....
Sadly, no.
It's feminist mini-sermons sprinkled into the dialog, intentionally unflattering styling/wardrobe (see: Birds of Prey - what happened to Harley Quinn's a$$?) and men all being depicted as jerks and/or idiots (see: Chris Hemsworth in the lady Ghostbusters movie).
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 01:59 PM (bDqIh)
Well, it's that sadly part.
I don't know if the guys are right and these women are all lesbians or if they've just been brainwashed in the very best schools, but what sort of woman wants to be surrounded by stupid men while she polishes the chip on her shoulder?
It's a belief system, self-hypnosis, oppression LARPing baloney.
Henry. Cavill. In. A. Bathtub.
Or, heck, even some dang good looking women because beauty is beautiful and also universal.
Or take the Mandalorian (which I will watch but haven't yet). Babies. Even weird green toad babies. And the scary, dangerous man being nurturing and protective. Women went nuts.
So they'll make a show that's "woman centric" (likely as an alternative to the massively popular Mandalorian) and then blame misogyny rather than their own idiocy for why it fails. Because no one wants to watch it.
Posted by: Synova at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (EA1BR)
===========
I haven't been excited about a new film since 2003.
I'm excited about Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
I haven't even heard anything about it yet and I can only imagine what a disappointment it will be.
Posted by: Someguy at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 24, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
The last movie I saw at a drive in was the first Star Wars. Bringing back drive ins would be great.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (l7Kbv)
Heavy Metal, dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
Which was a pretty good send up of the original.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ken at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (Ba+RP)
Look over the list, and find someone who is selling something similar to your project.
Make sure to mention in your query that you noticed this other sale. makes you sound savvy.
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (GbPPJ)
I dunno about that, I am onto these recommendations like pronto.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (b+qEC)
Same as the old Dune.
But with WOKENESS!!!
Behold the power of the GENDER SWAP!!!
Sharon Duncan-Brewster as Liet Kynes.
Hard pass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (87EdW)
Look over the list, and find someone who is selling something similar to your project.
Make sure to mention in your query that you noticed this other sale. makes you sound savvy.
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:20 PM (AwPyG)
==========
I used that to help develop my list (using Google searches to get around the subscription).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
White: >90%.
Anglo: >80%.
Middle-Aged: >75%.
Overweight: >80%.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2020 02:17 PM (+0AKE)
It's not a bad little film. Derivative sure, but with enough humor to keep it going.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 24, 2020 02:22 PM (gLvCH)
I am sick to death of the touchy-feely NFL draft back stories on these kids and how hard they had it growing up. They showcase some kid who had a single mom and no money and she worked three jobs...all so junior could go to school. And what does he do? Spends thousands on bullshit tattoos.
I wonder how much he spent on books?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 24, 2020 02:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2020 02:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: windbag at April 24, 2020 01:39 PM (XwnZq)
BTDT
Posted by: Brazzers at April 24, 2020 02:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (H6V6u)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (dryv9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 24, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)
I love everything Villeneuve does. I think 2049 was a masterpiece.
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
This.
Kids aren't interesting. The first one should have been his training with Obi, the 2nd his volte face, and the 3rd pretty much the same ... but better.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (mLIEo)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 24, 2020 02:09 PM (hA/7S)
I swore off Netflix when they repeatedly charged my closed account in Brazilian Reals. I never got an explanation. No way anyone had my p.w. or my CC. Maybe someone used keylogger but how wold they know the account was closed? They reopened a closed account and charged it for a few months. I just happened to check back in for some reason and discovered it.
If I call them the people barely understand what I am saying and claim there is no history of my account. Sure, then why do I still have my p.w. written down? I used the account for years. You can't get anyone competent on the phone. It is funny it is a huge blow out stock and a large cap. At one point a guy admitted this happened to other people. I hear they have some good shows but it is hard to come back from that.
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (hHxp2)
It's like they keep reusing the same scripts and the same stories because they're not literate or creative enough to dream up new ones.
I've known a few millenials who want to be writers or screenwriters - and when I asked them what their favorite novels were, both said Harry Potter. And that was it.
For Chrissake, there's a whole world of books out there and the only damn thing they can think of is Harry Potter. And they want to be writers!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Flyguy at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (H6V6u)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (mLIEo)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: portlandon at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 24, 2020 02:23 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (q+fko)
fun and take themselves just seriously enough that everyone is giving
their all.
And the running joke about the lead character sorority gal not knowing the movie refences when others mention them, such as Groundhog Day and Back to the Future.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (JKNZq)
---our world's heirs hard at work!
Bless their pea picking hearts.
Happy Friday, YA'LL
Posted by: larro at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (V2Yro)
and when I asked them what their favorite novels were, both said Harry
Potter. And that was it.
Yeah! But Harry Potter wrote a bunch of books! And they had strong female characters!
Posted by: SJW Warrior at April 24, 2020 02:24 PM (e284m)
She is not happy. She never will be.
She is ugly, both on the inside and out.
She will never see joy in the world or in anyone.
I pity her but I also could not care less what she believes.
Go Fuck yourself, scrunt.
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 24, 2020 02:25 PM (haWye)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 24, 2020 02:25 PM (4a9Vv)
Holy crap. Can you deja vu a nightmare?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 24, 2020 02:26 PM (Ecqh2)
I'm not sure Google lists the top 100 agents in your genre, based on sales within the last year.
That's why its a goldmine.
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:26 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:26 PM (b+qEC)
They will be teaching this as a cautionary tale in business school for generations.
Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (TIVrz)
I label Katherine as 'trans-suspicious'. Go ahead and judge me.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (QgFHh)
I dunno about that, I am onto these recommendations like pronto.
Posted by: ... at April 24, 2020 02:21 PM (b+qEC)
Heh, I just wandered into a list of top home invasion movies that has a big warning A BUNCH OF THESE ARE FRENCH AND THE FRENCH ARE BAT SHIT INSANE WITH THEIR HORROR.
And that right there is an understatement. People think that Eli Roth makes torture porn movies. The French consider what he makes a children's cartoon.
Now, some French horror is absolutely fantastic. But it's very very very brutal.
The flip side is if you want a slow burn, sit there watching as people make horrible choices that you know are going to end terribly, there's A Dark Song.
It's slow. It's meant to be slow. It's more ominous than terrifying, at least until the end. But it's about watching someone choosing with each step to lose herself to darkness and you understand why she's doing it and that makes it all the worse.
On the super other side, if you want completely insane, there's Mandy, in which Nic Cage is the sanest part of it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: George Kaplan at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (MX4n0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 24, 2020 02:28 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 24, 2020 02:29 PM (R5WHM)
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:29 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Quint at April 24, 2020 02:29 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Chris M at April 24, 2020 02:30 PM (eAZVt)
The hilarious thing is that Disney will never recoup the 4.5 billion
dollars they spent acquiring the Star Wars IP and that every successive
product they release puts them further and further behind.
They will be teaching this as a cautionary tale in business school for generations.
Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (TIVrz)
NO THEY WON'T!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Karen at April 24, 2020 02:30 PM (R5WHM)
With all due respect, this is the fastest way to get your query to the circular file unread. I doubt any agents are even accepting snail mail queries, anymore.
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:30 PM (AwPyG)
1. Says "like" every sentence. Check
2. Uptalks in most sentences. Check
3. Vocal fry. Check.
Posted by: J O at April 24, 2020 02:30 PM (ylP4L)
I am sick to death of the touchy-feely NFL draft back stories on these kids and how hard they had it growing up. They showcase some kid who had a single mom and no money and she worked three jobs...all so junior could go to school. And what does he do? Spends thousands on bullshit tattoos.
I wonder how much he spent on books?
Posted by: Diogenes
It's easier to get a tattoo than a book.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 24, 2020 02:31 PM (aKsyK)
I label Katherine as 'trans-suspicious'. Go ahead and judge me.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (QgFHh)
Well they were both gay or bi.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:31 PM (ifmtJ)
I like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 24, 2020 02:32 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 24, 2020 02:32 PM (aKsyK)
your query to the circular file unread. I doubt any agents are even
accepting snail mail queries, anymore.
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:30 PM (AwPyG)
It's how I got my agent.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 24, 2020 02:34 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: artemis at April 24, 2020 02:35 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2020 02:27 PM (GbPPJ)
LOL, the shoebox torture movies are mostly not my thing at all - but speaking of Nic Cage, ever seen Vampire's Kiss? Oh and you must really dig Evil Dead II.
Posted by: Martha MacCallum at April 24, 2020 02:36 PM (b+qEC)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 24, 2020 02:44 PM (vgjlG)
The pre movies made Lucas need to sell.
Posted by: Picric at April 24, 2020 02:46 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2020 02:47 PM (pNxlR)
******
Your larger, greater truth is true.
But that middle woman isn't white/doesn't identify as white.
She is a Proud Woman of Color.
So proud....
So much color...
So much woman...
Posted by: El Jefe at April 24, 2020 02:52 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 24, 2020 02:55 PM (87EdW)
I get really annoyed at movie people who think they know more than the author of a truly iconic book. I'll pass on seeing it in the theater, maybe catch it when it hits Xfinity On-Demand.
Posted by: George V at April 24, 2020 03:05 PM (U2Tva)
C.S.Lewis, The Abolition of Man
...
Perhaps I'm very weird but this made me think of this thread this morning and the way that feminism and "woman-centric" removes all virtues and still expects the benefits. I don't know if it needs revising to specify female things because I can feel the application to both sexes.
They demand "strong women" but denigrate strength and elevate victim hood. Virtue and enterprise, plain unvarnished hard work, is oppression and yet without demanding either they assert virtue without work. And castrate! They demand that we rip babies from our wombs and yet women are supposedly so much more nurturing, empathetic, and wise. They expect us to keep our nature when nature has been denied or even excised.
And then someone will step up, demand we stop shaming sluts, and assert the Earth Goddess in a sterile ideology.
Posted by: Synova at April 24, 2020 03:12 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: em August at April 24, 2020 03:26 PM (QmoH7)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 24, 2020 03:39 PM (ABuva)
Heck, one has better odds of winning at a casino.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 24, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: EyeSurgeon at April 24, 2020 04:06 PM (JNdE+)
Posted by: DFCtomm at April 24, 2020 04:27 PM (50gG9)
Who's that, you say? Cripes, I'm old.
Posted by: Lewis at April 24, 2020 04:41 PM (GhUQ7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 24, 2020 04:43 PM (H3MF8)
Absolutely no interest this new SJW crap. The prequel trilogy was bad enough - I just hope it can crater in the rating/money so badly that Disney has no choice but to fire Kathleen Kennedy- though that is not what these SJWs usually do.
Posted by: justasheep at April 24, 2020 05:20 PM (L9Eia)
Deer Disney,
I have a great idea for a Star Wars movie. It'll be about these white lesbians or at least questioning who are clones of each other. The Evil Patriarchy, the Jedi, will force them to fight people who wish to rule over themselves and are attempting to exit the Jedi Empire. We can call it...
The Clone Wars
Yes? yes!
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 24, 2020 05:48 PM (ZTZBG)
Posted by: Yoda at April 24, 2020 06:06 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Joseph Kastner at April 24, 2020 10:02 PM (xeiHm)
Posted by: Dan Law at April 25, 2020 06:35 AM (2jDMW)
Posted by: Linda Fox at April 25, 2020 11:22 AM (3uqJZ)
Posted by: obsidian at April 25, 2020 12:40 PM (7+yqP)
Posted by: rocketride at April 26, 2020 12:19 AM (devKg)
Posted by: rocketride at April 26, 2020 12:46 AM (devKg)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.083 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0333 seconds, 583 records returned.
Page size 286 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)