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Fredo Cuomo's Son Tests Positive for Coronavirus

Yeah this sonofabitch was in strict, strict quarantine, right?

First time he toussled his kid's hair was the moment we saw on his dramatic rise from the basement, right?


He also gave it to his wife too. Strict, strict quarantine. Total lockdown at Chez Fredeau.

CNN host Chris Cuomo's son has been diagnosed with coronavirus after the anchor and his wife both tested positive for the virus.

Cuomo's wife Cristina Greeven Cuomo confirmed Mario's diagnosis in an Instagram post shared on Earth Day.

She spends a bunch of sentences writing about how important Earth Day is to her before mentioning that she also has to start helping her son get through covid.

Priorities.

Posted by: Ace at 12:56 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2020 12:56 PM (8D42x)

2 He's a giver.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

3 Cuomo is scum.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 23, 2020 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

4 poor kid.

maybe if Fredo hadn't taken the family out to the hamptons on easter this wouldn't have happened...

hope the kid gets better.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (8D42x)

5 F Fredo the Younger.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (rGtm/)

6 That's how rules work.

Posted by: klaftern at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (RuIsu)

7 he's a toker and a joker

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (P4Pk9)

8 I though Fredo was a fag?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (FZYNt)

9 It's like a comedy.

Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

10 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (8D42x)

11 4
Joe Gabriel Simonson
@SaysSimonson
40m
Americans trust Trump more than Biden on almost every issue and yet the president polls worse than his opponent in the general election. weird https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1253190177088045056
Posted by: rattlesnake at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (9QkZK)

=========

Almost like polls 8 month out from an election are usually pretty garbage at predicting the election.

So glad you stopped by to remind us of that fact.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

12 Ace, Fredo's sidekick, Don LeMoan, had an epic meltdown last night:

https://tinyurl.com/ybdy72ut

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

13 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

14 Huh. baby_duck is now rattle_snake.


Poll troll shapeshifter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (kE3dB)

15 Blue Oyster Cult lockdown version of Godzilla

https://youtu.be/QvrqwcArNA4

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (xPl2J)

16 I though Fredo was a fag?
Posted by: Rick in SK


He just talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (rGtm/)

17
The whole thing stinks in Denmark.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (9AGUW)

18 So the guy on the bicycle gets to see Karma work it's magic.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (2DOZq)

19 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (D05G/)

20 Oh, boy, pencil-dick poll troll is back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

21 I thought his wife got it before he did? Not that that makes him much better for spreading it to his son, and being out and about Easter weekend.

Posted by: redsweater at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (UsQGB)

22 Poor kids. I hope he gets better. Unfortunately there is no cure from being a Cuomo.

Posted by: Joe mama at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (+AUVB)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (arJlL)

24 His lips locked on Bidens ass is the only lockdown Fredo is experiencing.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (cCxiu)

25 MAybe it spreads through penumbras and emanations.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (N9G0H)

26 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

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Fine.


We can call him Al Fredo.

White enough??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (nw6Hr)

27 Looks like testing in NY is showing 21% of the population has Wuhan Flu antibodies....which matches the numbers out of CA.

If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (WdocV)

28 Fredo aspires to reach Bag-of-Hammers level of intelligence some day.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (88+cf)

29 Almost like polls 8 month out from an election are usually pretty garbage at predicting the election.

So glad you stopped by to remind us of that fact.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



And he blows the margins with that bullshit link.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (rGtm/)

30 13 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

What race? One of those NASCAR ones?

Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

31

Op gridlock here we come.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (rco8e)

32 The POS got his wife, son and girlfriend all sick with the Rona. He's a superspreader.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (NVYyb)

33 I have no further comment on the Q-homo clan, as it might tarnish my reputation as an exemplary example of taste and compassion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)

34 Fredo has proven himself to be a very giving father and husband.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (ch6++)

35 Like Fredo having CCP Flu, there is a 98% chance that this too is a lie.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (pw+jk)

36 Oh, boy, pencil-dick poll troll is back.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (oVJmc)

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*waves at BSG.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (nw6Hr)

37 Posted by: rattlesnake at April 23, 2020 12:57 PM (9QkZK)

Please go bite yourself in the backside, snakey.

Posted by: Bored with poll pushers at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (bW1Yb)

38 So did the family travel together in a car on Easter? Did Fredo keep his sorry ass in the basement the whole time or was he sleeping with his wife and eating meals with his family when the cameras were turned off?

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (oiNtH)

39 Anyone else smell bullshit?

Posted by: El Kabong at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (datdl)

40 What a jamoke.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (j3npP)

41 We welcome another member in good standing.

Join today.

Posted by: Covid International Union at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (Y7v+0)

42 "emerging from his basement like a buff, cable news Lazarus"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (kE3dB)

43 Looks like testing in NY is showing 21% of the population has Wuhan Flu antibodies....which matches the numbers out of CA.

If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....
Posted by: 18-1


Ima sit over here buffing my nails on my lapel...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (rGtm/)

44 ARE THEY ON THE HCQ/Z-PACK TREATMENT?!

If, please explain why you are not promoting it for others --- why CNN is trying to remove it as an option for others.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

45 He should just stay home. The hospitals are totally overwhelmed exponentially.

Huh? What's that you say.....?

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (Fs5vw)

46 I though Fredo was a fag?
___

I lay back and think of England. Or at least their soccer players.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (WdocV)

47 Despite Biden's health problems, he'll have the competence of the entire Obama team behind once he's elected. Jarrett, Holder, Brennan, and the Obamas will be minding the country once again to lead us out of despair.

Posted by: No at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (bbD1X)

48 in an Instagram post shared on Earth Day.

Are we supposed to remember what the actual date of Human Abnegation Day is?

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (pi370)

49 Named his kid Mario....in anticipation of a future run for governor.

Posted by: BignJames at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5)

50 Feelin any better Ace?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (l6b3d)

51 If we are to save the Earf, it must must wear a mask.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (EgshT)

52 Were they in the car when he took a trip to check the lot?

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (kOpft)

53 Don't laugh. This will mean we must extend the lock-down for 6 more months.

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (MxEKc)

54 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

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Fine.


We can call him Al Fredo.

White enough??
Posted by: fixerupper



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (rGtm/)

55 Burn a Tire For Earth Day

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (kE3dB)

56 28 Fredo aspires to reach Bag-of-Hammers level of intelligence some day.


Only if we start making dumber hammers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

57 Danged Troll altrady

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (5bxa0)

58 >>>44 ARE THEY ON THE HCQ/Z-PACK TREATMENT?!

If, please explain why you are not promoting it for others --- why CNN is trying to remove it as an option for others.

...

good question.

by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)

59 All the cool people are getting the 'Rona.


Oh, and this is glorious. Joe Scarborough had a complete breakdown on air this morning:

https://tinyurl.com/y9v4tkdj

Trump has broken him completely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

60 47 Despite Biden's health problems, he'll have the competence of the entire Obama team behind once he's elected. Jarrett, Holder, Brennan, and the Obamas will be minding the country once again to lead us out of despair.
Posted by: No at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (bbD1X)

Not sure if a troll post or someone socking to make a funny.

Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

61 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.


Italian is a race?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (kE3dB)

62 27 Looks like testing in NY is showing 21% of the population has Wuhan Flu antibodies....which matches the numbers out of CA.

If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (WdocV)

==========

Yeah...I don't think there are enough Karens in the world to protect blue state governors who destroyed their economies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

63
Anyone else smell bullshit?

Posted by: El Kabong at April 23, 2020 01:00 PM (datdl)
==
From a XiNN anchora and his wife?
100% bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (pw+jk)

64 55 Burn a Tire For Earth Day
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (kE3dB)


"I call it 'accessorizing!' "

- - Winnie Mandela

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (s2VJv)

65 I though Fredo was a fag?
Posted by: Rick in SK

Jeez. I suck Don Lemon one time...

... well, maybe more than once.

Posted by: Fredo Q-Homo at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (Y7v+0)

66 Maybe......Andrew Cuomo send Fredo out fishing with Rocco after he discover Fredo lie to him about living in basement?

Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (lMn1U)

67 >>50 Feelin any better Ace?


a lot better. Not all the way better, but a lot better than yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (PbpT7)

68 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/04/23 /cdc-report-66-of-homeless- in-san-francisco-shelter-have-coronavirus/

Couple this with the news that the virus can spread through feces (recently confirmed) and conclude:

STAY AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO'S POO-COVERED STREETS

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (N9G0H)

69 She spends a bunch of sentences writing about how important Earth Day is to her before mentioning that she also has to start helping her son get through covid.

Priorities.

------------

What's the point of Facebook and Instagram if not to virtue signal and collect points for anything unfortunate that may have fallen on you - typically a child.

In this case, she is getting a two-fer.

In the meantime, drawing heat away from her BIL who probably needs a little chafe right now.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

70 Would it be poor form to merely note that if you die, your carbon footprint is zero?

#Earthday

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (PD4UQ)

71 One of the stupider trolls just popped up.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

72 Jeeez, it's a virtual parade of asshole leftist dickweeds today.

First bloaty wooden chakra boy, high priest of the church of the warming globe along with gropey J, doddering brain damaged rapist and corn pop lover.

And now Fredo the 'roid ragin teleprompter reader.

Can we have puppies or something next post?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, sufferin in the land of Cruella Whitmer at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (wmfhQ)

73

Buddy's live stream link...

Remove spaces

- https://www.youtube.com/ channel/UC 8Q-6XG_ psMUcnc zEKcwONA

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (rco8e)

74 If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the
virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....

Posted by: 18-1

But if one person dies...
The Art of Emotional Political Blackmail. It's their book.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (H8QX8)

75 Albany Academy retard. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (gAXBD)

76 Looks like testing in NY is showing 21% of the population has Wuhan Flu antibodies....which matches the numbers out of CA.
---
Link?

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (kOpft)

77 58 >>>44 ARE THEY ON THE HCQ/Z-PACK TREATMENT?!

If, please explain why you are not promoting it for others --- why CNN is trying to remove it as an option for others.

...

good question.

by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)

=========

Nice.

Happy to hear that you're feeling better.

I may reach out for shelving advice, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

78 His brother is Governor and he is NOT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (JFO2v)

79 Cuomo's wife Cristina Greeven Cuomo reported that their son has lost has taste and smell, so now she can feed him 'good stuff' that he would normally never eat.

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (3aI0K)

80 Almost as if everything they say is a lie chosen for effect only.

One weird trick, indeed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (cqteU)

81
Looks like "No" got banned. He was around forever. I wonder what the final straw was.

To his assertion... "Biden will be a senile puppet whose strings are being pulled by leftovers from an administration that voters categorically rejected and whose legacy has been dismantled" is NOT a winning message.

Do me a favor, and tell the guys at Shareblue to keep running with that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (Ibl1K)

82 Ace - great news!

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

83 Polls, not sure why anyone pays much attention to them right now. Mostly for something to do I guess. Later when we find out who the VP will be it will mean more. As she will carry the load of campaigning as I can't see Uncle Joe doing much.
Whitmer and Klobuchar seem to be mentioned most. Joe will stay in his basement most of the time doing video interviews that are heavily edited.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (iTUCF)

84 a lot better than yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (PbpT7)

Glad to hear that; That's good news!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (bW1Yb)

85 So, bumblebee is now rattlesnake??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (Qkyop)

86 Imagine one in five New Yorkers succumbing to WuHuFlu.
It's easy if you try.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (6/uwW)

87 30 13 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

What race? One of those NASCAR ones?
Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2020 12:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

Must be one of those funny categories where they all race Fiats?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

88 81
Looks like "No" got banned. He was around forever. I wonder what the final straw was.

To his assertion... "Biden will be a senile puppet whose strings are being pulled by leftovers from an administration that voters categorically rejected and whose legacy has been dismantled" is NOT a winning message.

Do me a favor, and tell the guys at Shareblue to keep running with that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (Ibl1K)

===========

He shouldn't have been banned. He was a regular posting random nonsense he heard from his liberal family.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

89
I like Pence. Nice guy. But he sounded almost like he was doing a hostage video with Limbaugh.

LIBERATE AMERICA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (s2VJv)

90 STAY AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO'S POO-COVERED STREETS

We need to send the lot of them to camp out in the front yard of Nanzi's Ice Cream Emporium.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (kE3dB)

91 81
Looks like "No" got banned. He was around forever. I wonder what the final straw was.

To his assertion... "Biden will be a senile puppet whose strings are being pulled by leftovers from an administration that voters categorically rejected and whose legacy has been dismantled" is NOT a winning message.

Do me a favor, and tell the guys at Shareblue to keep running with that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (Ibl1K)

Looked like quality satire to me.

Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

92 The Cuomos could have prevented all this sorrow. By having an abortion.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood, Inc. at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (H5knJ)

93 Hey Itsa Me, Mario!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (uS2EJ)

94 LIBERATE TEXAS from that worthless SCRUNT Hildago!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (JFO2v)

95 the MSM should, but won't, point out the obvious fact that children at this age are effectively immune. It looks like he's developed some slight symptoms, but that's all, and in two weeks they'll be gone and he'll be fine.

Because of this, there is actually a very simple way to bring back sports events and other public gatherings - simply ban anyone over the age of 40 from buying tickets. Let the young live, let the old hide out in their bunkers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (V2Yro)

96 Ace feels strong enough to swing the banhammer.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (PD4UQ)

97
If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....
Posted by: 18-1


-----

You would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)

98 Can we name this to the NY Flu, because that's really what this thing is.

We've shut down America so NYC doesn't fall too far behind and feel left out. They honestly are angry at the idea life may return to normal before them.

Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (sjTfF)

99 Glad you're feeling better, ace!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

100 97
If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim....
Posted by: 18-1


-----

You would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)

===========

A couple decades of climate modeling says no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

101 >>> a lot better. Not all the way better, but a lot better than yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM

That's great to hear!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (l6b3d)

102 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:
..........

They're testing the hobos?

Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

103 Steroids will make a man mad as a hatter.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (95j/9)

104 Must be one of those funny categories where they all race Fiats?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

It would be measured with a calendar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

105 >>>Can we name this to the NY Flu, because that's really what this thing is.



I would call it Fredo Flu

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (xPl2J)

106 Hope the kid at least comes out all right.

Kind of odd, we have not heard too much about children getting it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (A5zUN)

107 We may have to go to the designer mattresses.

Posted by: Mrs. Fredo at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (EgshT)

108 I thought a bunch of the XiNN pinheads had tested positive.

Looks like Pelosi's ass may be a prime vector.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

109 Well, they can all stay home together cuddled in the living room around their big family size portrait of Che Guevarra.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Dc5Qe)

110 83 Polls, not sure why anyone pays much attention to them right now. Mostly for something to do I guess. Later when we find out who the VP will be it will mean more. As she will carry the load of campaigning as I can't see Uncle Joe doing much.
Whitmer and Klobuchar seem to be mentioned most. Joe will stay in his basement most of the time doing video interviews that are heavily edited.
Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (iTUCF)


Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

111 LIBERATE TEXAS from that worthless SCRUNT Hildago!

--------------

It sounds like no the law enforcement unions will not be enforcing.

But I'm sure there will be plenty of rogue cops who will use to this to target people.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (sX1BW)

112 On this 50th anniversary of Earth Day, show kindness toward our planet and every creature who inhabits it, as the transcendent photographer, adventurer, preservationist and raconteur Peter Beard advised us. My old friend's recent death offers an eerily timely punctuation on this virus and a reminder that we can't forget to protect one another, and the animals that roam the Earth. . .


Uh, she name-checked photographer Peter Beard.

Guy was a friend of Epstein's who was missing for weeks, and recently found dead -- allegedly in a place the police had searched multiple times. So, possible shenanigans. Also rumored to be turning over many pervy photos to authorities as part of investigation into Epstein's partners in crime, such as Ghislane Maxwell.

That's an odd choice there, Mrs. Cuomo.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

113 Looks like "No" got banned. He was around forever. I wonder what the final straw was."

you do realize that "no" was just a sock? He said he just repeated the things that Lefty relatives told him, to see people smack the ideas down. That's why I was always entertained by those posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (V2Yro)

114 Must be one of those funny categories where they all race Fiats?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

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Dago counterclockwise around the track.... right??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (nw6Hr)

115 You would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.
=====

Yeah, no.

That's the one thing that continues to astound me - the lack of shame and embarrassment among our "betters."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (qhCHQ)

116 Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)

The Prednisone pack made a huge difference for Inspector too. They still have him on a steroid inhaler, but that pack was what really got him started recovering.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (uquGJ)

117 How can this be if he was locked under the stairs like Harry "Freaking Fredo" Potter?

Posted by: IP at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (CTv2h)

118 92 The Cuomos could have prevented all this sorrow. By having an abortion.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood, Inc. at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (H5knJ)


There's always the 120th Trimester Termination option.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

119
a lot better. Not all the way better, but a lot better than yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM

--------

Tom Servo said you had Scrotal Elephantitis. Is that clearing up?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Ibl1K)

120 Ace: Did you get some bad hobo??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

121 He also gave it to his wife too.


He's a loving, sharing kind of guy.
Back when syphilis was deadly Darwin reined.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (zk16/)

122 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:
..........

They're testing the hobos?
Posted by: wth


Just like those that die without testing, they "deem" them to have it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (rGtm/)

123 There's always the 120th Trimester Termination option.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (s2VJv)

Make them comfortable, with a pillow, over the face.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (JFO2v)

124 When you're feeling quite roidy but wife's got the Rony that's a Fredo....

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (BRpqW)

125 Margins blown at 11.

Report to the barrel.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (PtGHA)

126
you do realize that "no" was just a sock? He said he just repeated the things that Lefty relatives told him, to see people smack the ideas down. That's why I was always entertained by those posts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (V2Yro

------

I did not. His reality-based method fooled me, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (Ibl1K)

127 Fraudo Cuhomo

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (Eicbe)

128 When you say Cuomo gave it to his wife- how can you be sure it wasn't the gardener?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)

129 Democrats deny that medicine that works for COVID actually works.

Democrats deny that capitalism works to raise all ships.

Democrats deny that there is a pattern.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (vs2ae)

130 He also gave it to his wife too.

He has not given it to his wife in years...trust me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (nRk/c)

131 You would think the scientific community would at some point get
embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.
---
If they were interested in the scientific method, rather than being leaders of a cult, sure.

Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (kOpft)

132

She spends a bunch of sentences writing about how important Earth Day is
to her before mentioning that she also has to start helping her son get
through covid.
Priorities.


_________



From a withered son ... a flower blooms.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (WqPYg)

133 You would think the scientific community would at
some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the
modeling.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)



===========



A couple decades of climate modeling says no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

Several medical professionals actually have been calmly stating this for a while, but they get drowned out by the "we're all gonna die" horde.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (Dc5Qe)

134 120 Ace: Did you get some bad hobo??
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)



I saw Bad Hobo open for Badfinger on Top of the Pops in '72.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)

135 66% of SF bums have coronavirus

Well, that's going to put a crimp in my plan to run them through a wood chipper and turn them into mulch or school lunches.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (H5knJ)

136 Kind of odd, we have not heard too much about children getting it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (A5zUN)

-----

Because they either dont... or are highly asymptomatic.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (nw6Hr)

137 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)

138
Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.



Only if it's just a play for turnout for the downticket races.

I don't think Ms. 'Starve a SchoolKid' is going to be a contendah for the top spot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

139 104 Must be one of those funny categories where they all race Fiats?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

It would be measured with a calendar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

Well, I realized yesterday that I'm getting about 2 weeks to the gallon in my truck right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

140 >>>96 Ace feels strong enough to swing the banhammer.


no i didn't and i don't. I'm not really well enough to chase people around with the banhammer.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PbpT7)

141 The 21% number comes from Cuomo's latest presser.


ZH has a screenshot

https://tinyurl.com/ybrftqsl

If 20%+ of Americans have the antibodies and we are looking at 40-50K dead this is a slightly worse then average flu.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (WdocV)

142 If the antibiotic is working then ace definitely had sickle cell anemia.

Posted by: Dr Oz at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

143 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:
.........

It's the Rice-a-Rona treat!

Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

144 It wasn't me! The Paolo gave it to her!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (pxDdN)

145 Starting now we can call him Fraudo, so it's less like the N-word to Italians.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (Eicbe)

146 131 You would think the scientific community would at some point get
embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.
---
If they were interested in the scientific method, rather than being leaders of a cult, sure.
Posted by: Methos at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (kOpft)

The latest model shows it is safe to open NY state than TX or FL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (JFO2v)

147 130
He also gave it to his wife too.



He has not given it to his wife in years...trust me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (nRk/c)

________


"Can confirm." -- The Paulo, tennis instructor and garden planter

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (WqPYg)

148 Psst. folks. we need to start telling the pollsters we'd trust Biden more on handling the 'rona as well as Ima vote for him or the Ds may ramp up their cheating as much as they need to.

Well I should not say 'we' I refuse to take calls from pollsters, but those of you who play with them need to feed them full spectrum of BS, not 'I don't trust Biden, but yeah Ima vote for him'

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (T9Hmo)

149 You don't want to eat gas station sushi.

Or gas station hobo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (vs2ae)

150 Can someone help me.....if I get the Corona virus do I move up the udentity greivance chart and where do I land?

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PD4UQ)

151 Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

My sympathies are entirely with the kid. Being 14 and Instagram mommy-blogger fodder would be bad enough without being sick as well

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (uquGJ)

152 Hell, Fredo is like Typhoid Mary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (rmY2H)

153 Must be one of those funny categories where they all race Fiats?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:04 PM (NgKpN)

-----

Dago counterclockwise around the track.... right??
Posted by: fixerupper


Dago vroom vroom vroom! Until they get a flat. Then dago wop wop wop.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (rGtm/)

154 My old friend's recent death offers an eerily timely punctuation on this virus and a reminder that we can't forget to protect one another, and the animals that roam the Earth. . .

Look out. Deep thoughts.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Boy/L)

155 How on earth did my wife get it? I haven't seen her vagina in...ever, really.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (LVx0E)

156 by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)

Congratulations! I am glad to hear you are on the mend!

Remember, Lots of Fluids. Lots of fluids!
Juice, water, Gatorade in mass quantities.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (+0uDE)

157 Aren't there even liberals, not leftists ( I know some who voted for Trump) who could see through the utterly devious calculation of picking Michelle Obama as VP?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (bW1Yb)

158 a lot better. Not all the way better, but a lot better than yesterday.



Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM


Threadwinnah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (q1Pj5)

159
Limbaugh thinks just the opposite about Moochelle. The Obamas are raking it in hand over fist. They don't need the agro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

160 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (uZuKb)

161 I like Pence. Nice guy. But he sounded almost like he was doing a hostage video with Limbaugh.

Q: Why does Trump surround himself with, and trust the obviously and grossly wrong advice of career bureaucrats and saboteurs?

Q: Why would anyone vote for this administration when Trump has succeeded in doing in three weeks what no enemy of America has even been able to do. With the help of tyrants across the land, Trump has given them permission and blessings to create a coast-to-coast Police State. How would it be any worse with a Democrat setting fire to the world?

Q: Will the Fall elections even matter when the former united States has fallen into Venezuelan anarchy months earlier?

Posted by: 🐧 at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (C+evo)

162 I heard Rush poo-pooing the Michelle thing yesterday after he read an article wherein it was theorized she would be the pick.

He said she's not going to give up her celebrity lifestyle.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (qhCHQ)

163 If the numbers are already that high lock down was pointless....and the virus is no where near as dangerous as even the latest models claim...

====
And that means TPTB responsible are going to set in motion a massive CYA operation, and that means they are going to juice the HELL outta the mortality numbers.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (d6mdH)

164 142 If the antibiotic is working then ace definitely had sickle cell anemia.
Posted by: Dr Oz at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

NOT true that you get that from food stamps.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (JFO2v)

165 Several years back a friend hospitalized with the flu but no matter what they did he wouldn't rally.

They gave him methamphetamine.
He was up in no time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (zk16/)

166 150 Can someone help me.....if I get the Corona virus do I move up the udentity greivance chart and where do I land?
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PD4UQ)

If you're a mite whale unfortunately you're only a springboard for "Women and chilluns hardest hit".

Posted by: Someguy at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

167 159
Limbaugh thinks just the opposite about Moochelle. The Obamas are raking it in hand over fist. They don't need the agro.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

==========

But they care so much about the party.

Why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

168 a lot better than yesterday.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (PbpT7)

That's great to hear ace!! Maybe you did have a smidge of the Rona, didn't they say steroids were bad for it and you felt worse with the steroids?
Def glad you're doing better!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Xt7n2)

169 you do realize that "no" was just a sock? He said he just repeated the
things that Lefty relatives told him, to see people smack the ideas
down. That's why I was always entertained by those posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (V2Yro



Yeah, I think he was a sock too.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (lwiT4)

170 133 You would think the scientific community would at
some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the
modeling.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)

...

You're forgetting that the track record of the *funding* for that modeling has been stellar.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (yL25O)

171 The 21% number comes from Cuomo's latest presser.


ZH has a screenshot

https://tinyurl.com/ybrftqsl

If 20%+ of Americans have the antibodies and we are looking at 40-50K dead this is a slightly worse then average flu.
Posted by: 18-1


And less than the 80k deaths of the 2017 flu.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (rGtm/)

172 66% of the Frisco bums have Corona? We can do better than that. I know we can.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

173
I recovered about 75% in one day.

Posted by: ace


Great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (9AGUW)

174 by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.


YES!!! I am so so happy to hear this Ace!

I'm guessing you got a secondary bronchial infection am I correct?

yes unless you're a freaking Superman you need to get on the abx! so hard to get them tho! I used to get bronchitis a lot (former smoker see my previous posts about pipes and rolling my own)

IT SUCKS bronchial infections SUCK

oh I'm so glad you're feeling better!

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (j9HX3)

175 I'm glad you're on the mend, Ace.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (lwiT4)

176 Truck stop chilli?

Posted by: Yo! at April 23, 2020 01:11 PM (uZuKb)

177 Several medical professionals actually have been calmly stating this for a while, but they get drowned out by the "we're all gonna die" horde.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (Dc5Qe)

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Sorry.... THAT is not the "we're all gonna die" horde. That group is named Karen and lives in suburbia.

The scientists are the "this is bad...... Im gonna need way more funding" horde.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (nw6Hr)

178 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.

Counterpoint: Does TFG have the stones for a race he might lose?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Boy/L)

179 These people are so strange. Quarantine, Fredo keeps using that word. I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

They don't seem all that concerned about the Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (vGJY7)

180 Posted by: at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (C+evo)


Don't get all cheered up, now.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (zk16/)

181 We've shut down America so NYC doesn't fall too far behind and feel left
out. They honestly are angry at the idea life may return to normal
before them
***

Apparently the appropriate answer to Wuhan Flu should have been:

1) Travel Ban from China
2) Quarantine of places with close ties to China - NYC, Seattle, etc
3) Closure of public transit.

This is what the data says we should have done - so let's have a public discussion about why those options where implemented/weren't implemented sooner.

Also, close the NYC subway system NOW.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (WdocV)

182 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/04/23 /cdc-report-66-of-homeless- in-san-francisco-shelter-have-coronavirus/

Couple this with the news that the virus can spread through feces (recently confirmed) and conclude:

STAY AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO'S POO-COVERED STREETS
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (N9G0H)


Wut? Vagrants living rough, doing drugs, and crapping in the streets are a public health menace? Who knew?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (rmY2H)

183 110
83 Polls, not sure why anyone pays much attention to them right now.
Mostly for something to do I guess. Later when we find out who the VP
will be it will mean more. As she will carry the load of campaigning as I
can't see Uncle Joe doing much.

Whitmer and Klobuchar seem to be mentioned most. Joe will stay in
his basement most of the time doing video interviews that are heavily
edited.

Posted by: colin at April 23, 2020 01:03 PM (iTUCF)





Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

I'll say it again, Biden isn't running. Somebody else is. Watch the VP pick, because THAT is likely who will run against Trump. That's probably how they will work it. It's convenient because they can pick whomever they want without worrying about their pesky voters. (Kinda like they do anyway, amiright?) Biden is finished, his dementia is now obvious and debilitating. He will drop out before mid summer.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Dc5Qe)

184 Fredo is OK with giving it to his wife and kid ... must not be so dangerous, we can all go back to work ... Fredo says it's fine

Posted by: illiniwek at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)

185 I like Pence; I don't think he's a hostage. I think he's probably exhausted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (bW1Yb)

186 no i didn't and i don't. I'm not really well enough to chase people around with the banhammer

I throw you a softball so you can post "Yes, but not in a gay way.....more like a Viking" and you come back with the truth?

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (PD4UQ)

187 Just fabulous:



66% of SF bums have coronavirus:

..........



They're testing the hobos?

Posted by: wth at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

That was only one homeless shelter. The true infection rate of the homeless probably runs 80-90%

Posted by: hobo on a stick at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (/LQkF)

188 >>He also gave it to his wife too.


In this. The Paolo can assure you.

He is not alone.

Posted by: Paolo at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (iHsPU)

189 My old friend's recent death offers an eerily timely punctuation on this virus and a reminder that we can't forget to protect one another, and the animals that roam the Earth. . .

Look out. Deep thoughts.
Posted by: Circa


Someone call Jack Handy!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (rGtm/)

190 Antibody testing in NY shows 14% prevalence in the population.

IF...

If...
.,..that number is representative of the general population it would equate to 2.7 million people having contracted the virus and mounted an antibody response. Compare that to some 270,000 who have tested positive for active infection. A 10-fold difference.

Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Fc5rx)

191 Pence on Rush this morning cites the Rona as being 3 X as infectious as influenza. That number will not stay that high as the prevalence in the population continues to increase.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Fc5rx)

192 While mamma is still alive, nothing happens to Fredo.

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (gmo/4)

193 >>Limbaugh thinks just the opposite about Moochelle. The Obamas are raking it in hand over fist. They don't need the agro.

When Valerie Jarrett comes out and basically says no way, no how it's probably a safe bet that Michelle isn't going to get off her ass and do it.

What in her past indicates that she has the brains or desire to run? Hell, Obama had to apologize for running because she didn't want to campaign as a potential first lady, she sure as hell isn't going to get off the couch to run for VP in a suicide mission.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

194 Glad to read you are feeling much better Ace. So glad the Z-pac is working. Bacterial bronchitis/pneumonia is no joke but thank god we have antibiotics now.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (T9Hmo)

195 Fredo the Govnuh is bitching that Cocaine Mitch won't bail out New York. Again.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (kE3dB)

196 137 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)

-------

She doesn't need to like people, she just needs to like the power. Just like Hillary! and that Witmer Fascist in Michigan.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (+0uDE)

197 >>They're testing the hobos?


That's how you find the well marbled ones.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (iHsPU)

198 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.


-------------

And Trump is going to drop Pence for Condi.

I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Dick Morris at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

199 I did not. His reality-based method fooled me, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:07 PM (Ibl1K)

it goes to show that in the Age of Leftism, talented satire is indistinguishable from the real thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (V2Yro)

200 Pence is wrong about that

sorry Pence but you're stuck on bad data

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (j9HX3)

201 I think the Obama's are smart enough to know that Biden is a sinking ship.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (vs2ae)

202 Liz the insufferable's brother died of COVID-19. We'll never hear the end of blaming Trump and eventually she'll just bring murder charges against the President.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (vGJY7)

203 183
I'll say it again, Biden isn't running. Somebody else is. Watch the VP pick, because THAT is likely who will run against Trump. That's probably how they will work it. It's convenient because they can pick whomever they want without worrying about their pesky voters. (Kinda like they do anyway, amiright?) Biden is finished, his dementia is now obvious and debilitating. He will drop out before mid summer.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Dc5Qe)

==========

Assuming Biden stays in the race, the VP pick won't matter in the aggregate. Remember when Hillary largely disappeared from the race in 2016 for weeks? How much media attention did Tim Kaine get?

Assuming Biden drops out of the race, a lot of people within the party are going to asking very hard questions about why the Establishment pushed Biden across the finish line to beat Bernie only to watch him drop out and get replaced by someone else entirely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

204 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)


Over my chitlin stuffed, hot dog filled corpse.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (BRpqW)

205 by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)


excellent news !

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (zr5Kq)

206
It must suck being married to a 'roid freak. The rages, the shrivelled nads, the backne, and now the 'Rona.

I kinda feel for that lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (Ibl1K)

207 fredo please

Posted by: x at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (nFwvY)

208 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner

______________

There's no way she would do it. Her husband wouldn't even endorse Biden when it was down to him and Bernie and the math was essentially impossible for Sanders. The Obamas clearly have little faith in their VP pick.

It all risk, no reward. VPs almost never eventually become President and if she loses, it puts a stink on the Obama name.

Moochelle would only run if she thought it was a lay up and only for the top spot.

Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (sjTfF)

209 142 If the antibiotic is working then ace definitely had sickle cell anemia.
Posted by: Dr Oz at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (2DOZq)


Why is there no hammer cell anemia?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (rmY2H)

210 We've shut down America so NYC doesn't fall too far behind and feel left
out. They honestly are angry at the idea life may return to normal
before them


ACCURATE

this is exactly what's happening - at least to PA. not sure about the rest of you guys

but we're stuck until they're all better

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (j9HX3)

211
ou would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling. 
Posted by: fixerupper at 



They're political operatives.
They're on a mission.

Posted by: Ha at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (sQq+E)

212 13 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.

Be better, Horde.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 12:58 PM (vs2ae)

As an American of Eye-talian blood, I can say it, but youse all can't. Also, I get to call Governor Andrew by his alter ego identity: The Spumoni Avenger

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (Wm5SB)

213 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (TQ/zJ)

214 Heads up south central Georgians. Tornado on the ground near Moultrie. That crap is heading this way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

215 Draw your own conclusions.





Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Fc5rx)



My brain's not that good. Can you draw the conclusions for me?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (lwiT4)

216 It's a DEATH SENTENCE. Fredo has killed his family!


Or....just maybe, they might get sick but then recover just like nearly every virus in history.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (ifmtJ)

217 Ace needs a poultice. Draws out the humours.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

218 I'd long heard the phrase "Vote for Cuomo, Not the Homo", but I didn't know until today that that phrase was coined by Little Andy Cuomo when his father Mario was running for mayor against Ed Koch.

In a recording released after his death, Koch thought that was the lowest dirty trick he's ever seen.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (CqE5x)

219 "cdc-report-66%-of-homeless- in-san-francisco-shelter-have-coronavirus"

... and 7 other contagious diseases ... this is the story of third world inner cities.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)

220 Fredo the Govnuh is bitching that Cocaine Mitch won't bail out New York. Again.
=====

That fuckface can bitch all he wants. They did it to themselves. GFY.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (qhCHQ)

221 That crap is heading this way.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (ptqGC)



Oh no, not again Jane!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (lwiT4)

222 Posted by: Dick Morris at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

Don't think so. Pence has been very appreciative and loyal towards Trump. I think Trump appreciates loyalty, and I don't think Condi Rice wants to be VP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (bW1Yb)

223 It's been Fredo all along ?

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (zr5Kq)

224 137 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)

On top of that, the Obama name may become radioactive by the time Barr and Durham start making indictments.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (iuFgi)

225 Fredo the Govnuh is bitching that Cocaine Mitch won't bail out New York. Again.

***

NY took a bunch of Chinese money.

NY got the Chinese virus.

Maybe go ask China to bail you out?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (WdocV)

226 >>by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.


The import thing is that you drink as much liquor as possible and get tons of sunlight while you are on Antibiotics.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (iHsPU)

227 >>by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.


WOW - glad you're on the mend.

Cuomo's wife's Instagram only mentions vitamins, eating healthier food. Unbelievable that these media people are all likely taking HCQ while doing their best to scare off everyone else from using it as treatment for pollical reasons

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

228 Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (qhCHQ)

I think the accepted term is lolgetfucked

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (6sn/+)

229 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)


This might be heresy but sometimes Rush is as dumb as a bowl of fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

230 Ace. So glad to hear you are better. Chicken soup is still good for you as is zinc and c.try to keep immune systems up. Hugs. Er Hugs with no hands.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (fkA9Q)

231 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.


Him go Happy Hunting Ground. Bring down many prairie crabs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (oVJmc)

232 Joe and Moochelle - two dicks; one set of balls.

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

233 The Irish Wake section of the Jackass Murpy's Rupert Pupkin Show.

Readin' o dee obituarys, sure n begorrah, on me modders sweet grave.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (EK5WL)

234 Apparently the appropriate answer to Wuhan Flu should have been:

1) Travel Ban from China
2) Quarantine of places with close ties to China - NYC, Seattle, etc
3) Closure of public transit.

This is what the data says we should have done - so let's have a public discussion about why those options where implemented/weren't implemented sooner.

Also, close the NYC subway system NOW.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (WdocV)

And don't LEGALLY FORCE Rest Homes to take Corona Positive patients back into them.

Like New York did.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

235 All the corona talk is from hindsight.

In January and February nobody knew wtf it was or
what it would do. And at the same time researchers from America and England were predicting the end of the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (zk16/)

236 150
Can someone help me.....if I get the Corona virus do I move up the udentity greivance chart and where do I land?

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PD4UQ)

It only counts if you die.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (H8QX8)

237 Assuming Biden drops out of the race, a lot of people within the party are going to asking very hard questions about why the Establishment pushed Biden across the finish line to beat Bernie only to watch him drop out and get replaced by someone else entirely.

--------------

And they will then buy Bernie another house and Bernie will come out endorsing whoever the establishment picks to replace Biden.

The Party may have pushed Biden, but Bernie also stepped aside to let him win.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

238 Would it be a good idea for Mr. O'Spades' site to serve as a clearinghouse for information on upcoming state lockdown protests? I, for example, would like to go to Raleigh for one (because Cooper is asshoe) but I would need to know about it in advance to be able to go.

Posted by: George Kaplan at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (In7KE)

239 btw Fredo IS a super spreader, because he's so damn sweaty

and a greaseball - I'm Italian I can say that lol

that guy is a weirdo

and very very sweaty

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (j9HX3)

240 And IF the prevalence is a high as the antibody results indicate, the mortality rate for NY becomes 0.7%

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Fc5rx)

241 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.
=====

So, he's a dead herring?

Too soon?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (qhCHQ)

242 Does Ace have the China Lung Aids?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (EfthP)

243 Bad weather headed for Aintree?

Posted by: klaftern at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (RuIsu)

244 How much media attention did Tim Kaine get?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

...

Wow. I could not have remembered Hillary's VP pick to save my life.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (yL25O)

245 Fredo gave it to everyone in his immediate family? Hopefully, his maid(s), cook(s), and houseboy(s) got the month off at least. But he's an essential news media personality and governor brother, so probably the household staff had to keep coming in so he could keep providing his essential service to the public in peak form.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (dYe5S)

246 ou would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.

HAHAHAHAHA

Good one.

I'll just point out the Arctic icepack.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (Boy/L)

247 In a recording released after his death, Koch thought that was the lowest dirty trick he's ever seen.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (CqE5x)

Andy Cuomo was his dad's campaign manager during that run, and it was an open secret in NY for a long time afterwards.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (iuFgi)

248 Why would we want Condi as a VP? I don't remember her as a particularly useful member of the Bush administration....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (WdocV)

249
Joe Gabriel Simonson
@SaysSimonson


Gabriel over the Whit House

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

250 Has Fraudo had his family sign a statement that they will not seek medical help?

Because I hear that's popular to suggest for other people.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)

251 237 Assuming Biden drops out of the race, a lot of people within the party are going to asking very hard questions about why the Establishment pushed Biden across the finish line to beat Bernie only to watch him drop out and get replaced by someone else entirely.

--------------

And they will then buy Bernie another house and Bernie will come out endorsing whoever the establishment picks to replace Biden.

The Party may have pushed Biden, but Bernie also stepped aside to let him win.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

==========

Bernie's not going to ask those questions.

The far left of the party voters who knows the establishment sees them as second class members of the party will ask those questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

252 arter Page, Ph.D. @carterwpage
37m
'Durham's scrutiny of the Russia intelligence is "like a proctologist," one source told @CNN.'

Perfect analogy, since a huge chunk of the "intelligence" he has been examining is complete BS (Russian disinformation, paid for by the @DNC).

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (B8vRY)

253 242 Does Ace have the China Lung Aids?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (EfthP


No. Bad hobo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (vs2ae)

254 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.
Posted by: andycanuck

___________

And I'm honestly not being cruel here, that sucks, but doesn't an 86 year old already have like a 99% chance of death within 12 months even without Corona?

Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (sjTfF)

255 Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/04/23 /cdc-report-66-of-homeless- in-san-francisco-shelter-have-coronavirus/

Couple this with the news that the virus can spread through feces (recently confirmed) and conclude:

STAY AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO'S POO-COVERED STREETS
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:02 PM (N9G0H)

Wut? Vagrants living rough, doing drugs, and crapping in the streets are a public health menace? Who knew?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (rmY2H)

--------

I guess the previous reports of Bubonic Plague and Leprosy in the Homeless weren't big enough freaking clues?

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (+0uDE)

256 233 The Irish Wake section of the Jackass Murpy's Rupert Pupkin Show.

Readin' o dee obituarys, sure n begorrah, on me modders sweet grave.


BluesFish you are so funny! I guess we have to laugh, right?

what are we gonna do? damn it sucks to live out here

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (j9HX3)

257 Anyway it must have been bacterial.glad your Dr. Hooked you up, and you didn't have to find a dark street corner to find stuff.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (fkA9Q)

258 244 How much media attention did Tim Kaine get?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

...

Wow. I could not have remembered Hillary's VP pick to save my life.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (yL25O)

=========

Didn't look it up. I figured it was 50/50 that I got it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

259 What ace needs is...cupping.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (zr5Kq)

260
Wow. I could not have remembered Hillary's VP pick to save my life.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (yL25O)

-------

I remember Kaine for being an inexplicable pick - nothing to recommend him, and an off-putting weirdo, whose kid is a convicted Antifa degenerate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Ibl1K)

261 183
I'll say it again, Biden isn't running. Somebody else is.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Dc5Qe)


I wouldn't count out Hillarhoid. Part of the doctrine of the Democrat faithful is that she won the last election. Name recognition, undamaged by the primary dust ups, burning with ambition ... she may look like the Dems best bet.

Not chiseling this into stone, but I think it's a distinct possibility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (rmY2H)

262 Why would we want Condi as a VP? I don't remember her as a particularly useful member of the Bush administration....

---------------

Because Hannity doesn't call me anymore.

Posted by: Dick Morris at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (sX1BW)

263
Cuomo's wife's Instagram only mentions vitamins, eating healthier food. Unbelievable that these media people are all likely taking HCQ while doing their best to scare off everyone else from using it as treatment for political reasons
Posted by: Lizzy



Indubitably.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (9AGUW)

264 Have the wife and kid vowed not to take HCQ??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (TQ/zJ)

265 In a knock down dragout fight for Supremacy between Moochelle and The Tank - bet on the TANK!

Political OR Fists!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (V2Yro)

266 You would think the scientific community would at some point get embarrassed over the track record of the accuracy of the modeling.
---
FA!

Do you KNOW who WE ARE?!

Posted by: More Scientific Than You at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)

267 >> What ace needs is...cupping.


Cupping is a fad.

He needs a good old fashioned bleeding and the aforementioned poultice.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (iHsPU)

268 The Party may have pushed Biden, but Bernie also stepped aside to let him win.

This was all a dance.

No way Biden stays at the top of the ticket.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (Boy/L)

269 So Fredo named his idiot kid after the chief meatball, the one that the enemedia assured me would be great on the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (y7DUB)

270 Ace needs leeches, not cupping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (vs2ae)

271 I don't think the wookie would get off her fat ass to leave a burning building.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

272 today's Philadelphia mortality numbers are

NEGATIVE 27 percent

imagine that

for the whole state

NEGATIVE 201%

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (j9HX3)

273 I guess the previous reports of Bubonic Plague and Leprosy in the Homeless weren't big enough freaking clues?
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (+0uDE)


The future 13th century! THAT'S where we're going!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (rmY2H)

274 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

Pretty sure he walked this back. Heard a segment where he mentioned how much Mooch hated being cooped up in the White House, Netflix money and living high off the hog.

I've condensed his segment but that's it in a nut shell

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (6sn/+)

275 Kind of odd, we have not heard too much about children getting it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (A5zUN)



-----



Because they either dont... or are highly asymptomatic.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:08 PM (nw6Hr)

That makes Judge Hidalgo's mask EO that exempts kids 10 and under a bit problematic then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (q1Pj5)

276 I am getting nearly a grand a week to be funemployed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (EfthP)

277 I think that those of us who are always out and about and who treat patients get many many sub clinical infections and build a wide range of immunities. Which is why I rarely get sick enough to miss work. I can count on one hand the times in the last 40 years I was really unable to pull my lousy ass out of bed and go to work.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (nRk/c)

278 Models ≠ real-time data

Real-time data ≠ reality

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (Fc5rx)

279 >>> That crap is heading this way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM

I'm hoping the tornado cell will travel South of me but I'm definitely watching it. Gonna be high wind and storms here regardless.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (l6b3d)

280 Woohoo !

Good to hear the z-pac is working, Ace !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (cqteU)

281 Mooch and Cankles - 2024


The Ex-Wife Mother-in-law Ticket

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (vs2ae)

282 Does Ace have the China Lung Aids?



Couch herpes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

283 Why would we want Condi as a VP? I don't remember her as a particularly useful member of the Bush administration....

Sig lines are important.

Ahem.

DICK MORRIS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (Boy/L)

284 220 Fredo the Govnuh is bitching that Cocaine Mitch won't bail out New York. Again.
=====

probably shouldn't pay their retired transit cops $120k a year, which they all run through disability so it's tax free.

Posted by: x at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (nFwvY)

285 270 Ace needs leeches, not cupping.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (vs2ae)


Could try yam therapy. I'm told that effects miraculous cures. People who try it report that they completely forget about their original ailment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:20 PM (rmY2H)

286 Ace, so glad you're feeling better! Last time I had bronchitis I was prescribed steroids with a zpac. I'd never been so angry in my life, I had absolutely no reason to be angry. Steroids are some powerful shit.

Posted by: betty at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (/QabR)

287 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo


No way would she like to have to preside over the Senate during voting.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (rGtm/)

288 I'll say it again, Biden isn't running. Somebody else is.

Posted by: Agent Cooper

_____________

What incentive does Biden have to step aside? He's been a lifelong politician and the joke has always been every Senator sees a President in the mirror. they all want the brass ring, he knows he'll probably be dead in 5 years, what the hell does he have to lose to just go for it? To placate Democrat donors? For what? A lucrative, no-show job?

If he didn't really want it, why run?

Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (sjTfF)

289 ima gonna do some cipherin'. - NYC population 8,500,000 x 20% exposure rate x 5 % mortality = 85,000 corpses in NYC alone. Where they at? Soylent Green Factory?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Jethro Bodine School of Cypering alumnus at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (Vy7tf)

290 The Obamas are jet setting and making millions. They don't want to be fucking around with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (xPl2J)

291 If only I had been president the Indian gal's brother wouldn't have been a Frisco bum and died of the rhabdomyolysis.

Posted by: Fingers at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (BRpqW)

292 Cupping is a fad.



Not a fad. Good old fashioned cupping. Followed by mustard plaster.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (zr5Kq)

293 226 >>by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.


The import thing is that you drink as much liquor as possible and get tons of sunlight while you are on Antibiotics.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (iHsPU)

and birth control pills do not work with some antibiotics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (JFO2v)

294 >> Does Ace have the China Lung Aids?


Toaster Chlamydia

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (iHsPU)

295 I remember Kaine for being an inexplicable pick - nothing to recommend him, and an off-putting weirdo, whose kid is a convicted Antifa degenerate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Ibl1K)


One of the few available dumber than The Beast.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (y7DUB)

296 Zinc supplements.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (EfthP)

297 Grammie,
I'm so happy that your GFM took off and you and Rev Steve don't have to worry for a while.

My church went to online only over a month ago but that doesn't mean we stopped giving. We still tithe. It is a bigger church and the church has been able to help other smaller churches and even organizations like Samaritan's Purse and a local pregnancy center. I use to not understand the whole tithing thing but when I became born again I understood. After all, it's all his in the end.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (UUBmN)

298
Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo

-------

Big Mike always struck as one of the few people more workshy than her husband. I can't see it, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (Ibl1K)

299 >>> 259 What ace needs is...cupping.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM

Quackery... traditional leeches are called for.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (l6b3d)

300 I think that those of us who are always out and about and who treat patients get many many sub clinical infections and build a wide range of immunities. Which is why I rarely get sick enough to miss work. I can count on one hand the times in the last 40 years I was really unable to pull my lousy ass out of bed and go to work.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


*************

This exactly reflects my experience over a long career in Pediatrics.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (Fc5rx)

301 and birth control pills do not work with some antibiotics.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (JFO2v)

well sommetimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (nRk/c)

302 Who in their bar hopping days didn't think of the flu factor after the first cold snap?

It looks like this whole mess was a mistake or a deliberate hoax.

Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (XTiHL)

303 >>and birth control pills do not work with some antibiotics.


Oh, yeah. So try not to have sex.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (iHsPU)

304 >>> What incentive does Biden have to step aside?

Extra serving of tapioca.

Posted by: fluffeh at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (NGm/n)

305 254 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.
Posted by: andycanuck

___________

And I'm honestly not being cruel here, that sucks, but doesn't an 86 year old already have like a 99% chance of death within 12 months even without Corona?
Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (sjTfF)

Actually No. Most will normally survive for years and years.

Otherwise we would never have 90 year olds.

Last data I saw was that 85% of 80-89 year olds even survive Chinese Coronavirus. Notice how no one talks about that?

It would be a reassuring fact, contrary to the Panic Needed.



Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (+0uDE)

306 Ace needs a frontal lobotomy with electroshock therapy.

I'm unconventional, but my patients rarely complain.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (Boy/L)

307
"today's Philadelphia mortality numbers are



NEGATIVE 27 percent



imagine that



for the whole state



NEGATIVE 201%

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE"

What does that mean? Are the dead coming back to life?

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (MxEKc)

308
Not chiseling this into stone, but I think it's a distinct possibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (rmY2H)

Lol.

Trump would LOVE this.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)

309 Is ace feeling better today? I missed all whole morning threads until just now.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (UUBmN)

310 Ace needs to thoroughly cook his hobos before ingesting

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (KLYUJ)

311 290
The Obamas are jet setting and making millions. They don't want to be fucking around with Joe Biden.


Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (xPl2J)

I wouldn't bet on it. It's hard to give up the juice. If she joins the ticket and wins she knows she'll be the de facto President.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (H8QX8)

312 This exactly reflects my experience over a long career in Pediatrics.


aw! Muldoon! you must have been the best pediatrician!!!!

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (j9HX3)

313 Un-fuckin'-believable:

Remember how a couple days ago they announced that the first Covid-19 death in the US happened three weeks earlier than first thought, a woman in Santa Clara County?

They also claimed that she must have caught it through ""community spread" and that she was "completely healthy with no underlying conditions." They also stated unequivocally that she died of Covid-19.

EXCEPT...almost none of things are likely to be true:

Reality check:

-- She worked at Lam Research, a semiconductor company THAT HAS ITS MAIN OFFICE IN WUHAN, CHINA. Employees and materials shuttle back and forth between the two offices constantly.

-- She had just returned from a work trip to CHINA in NOVEMBER, and likely met with Wuhan colleagues while there in Beijing.

"She caught it through community spread"? I don't think so.

Next:

-- Not to be cruel, but she was overweight and had the classic "heart attack complexion" -- ruddy, splotchy skin. What did she die of? A heart attack.

"Perfectly healthy?" "No underlying conditions?" I don't think so.

But wait, you say: I thought she died of Covid-19?

Wel, that's the thing: She died of a heart attack on Feb. 6 after suffering from "flu-like symptoms" previously, which had subsided. At first it was just registered as a heart attack. But recently they went back and tested the blood taken during the autopsy, and found coronavirus antibodies.

So: She had the disease at one point (undoubtedly caught it in China or at work). Then she got over it. Later, she had a heart attack.

They have absolutely NO PROOF that there is any connection between the two incidents. In fact, they don't even know if the flu that she had in January was Covid-19 -- it might have just been the regular flu. She might have caught Covid-19 back in November, either had no symptoms or quickly recovered, then a couple months go by, then she gets an unrelated flu, then gets over that, and eventually -- completely unrelated to either ailment -- later dies of a heart attack.

And yet this case is being trumpeted around the world as "America's First Covid-19 Death!!!"

Is this is the standard of proof they are applying to ALL the deaths in the stats, then the stats are totally bogus.

What we are seeing is a fake news supernova.

Links proving all this:

https://news.yahoo.com/healthy-woman- suddenly-died-she-005652793.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/ santa-clara-county-coronavirus-death.html

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (N9G0H)

314
In the olden days, when 86 year old people die we used to chalk it up as "old age."
And we'd say he "lived a full life."

But Fake News has trained people to think Stupid and
be shocked at death (when a Republican is president).

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (9AGUW)

315 I heard Rush poo-pooing the Michelle thing yesterday after he read an article wherein it was theorized she would be the pick.



He said she's not going to give up her celebrity lifestyle.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:10 PM (qhCHQ)

This, and what Sefton said too. They're raking in mucho bucks, have three houses, can travel anywhere they want (when they're able), and pretty much do nothing to earn that money. Plus they're loved and adored by many. Michelle hated living in the WH. Why give up the luxe lifestyle with a comparatively minimal Secret Service detail to go back to having to do hard work and be under the full-service detail?
On the other hand, it's not like Michelle would actually be working. Jarrett et al would be running the show. Maybe Michelle won't run because Jarrett doesn't want to be president again.

Posted by: Vendette at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (SIXRk)

316 >>What incentive does Biden have to step aside? He's been a lifelong politician and the joke has always been every Senator sees a President in the mirror. they all want the brass ring, he knows he'll probably be dead in 5 years, what the hell does he have to lose to just go for it? To placate Democrat donors? For what? A lucrative, no-show job?

What incentive does anyone have jump in at the last second? If there is someone who has more support than Joe where the hell have they been hiding?

Jumping in at the last second with no organization or money save for what they get from the party is a suicide mission.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

317 and birth control pills do not work with some antibiotics.


Oh, yeah. So try not to have sex.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (iHsPU)


you are safe as long as you wear a mask

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (zr5Kq)

318 Cupping is a fad.

*********


Kate Upton could use a good cupping.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (Fc5rx)

319 Does Ace have the China Lung Aids?
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (EfthP


No. Bad hobo.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Then he just needs to take a good dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (rGtm/)

320 Ace! Glad you're feeling better.
We need you now more than ever.

In something I just saw on KREM website, TV station out of Spokane.
The head of the UN says that the virus is a human rights issue.
Governments must be transparent in their responses.
Obviously, this guy is exempting China.
Yet another reason to defund and boot the UN and all its agencies from US soil.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (Eb+fP)

321 Michelle Obama is a man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (EfthP)

322 318 Cupping is a fad.

*********


Kate Upton could use a good cupping.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (Fc5rx)


Two hands!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (vs2ae)

323 traditional leeches are called for.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (l6b3d)

My wife is certified in using leeches for hand surgery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)

324 Liz Warren's brother dies of Wuhan Flu "complications". Supposedly tested positive earlier this month. Donald Reed Herring at 86.
Posted by: andycanuck


She will used this as a springboard to get back in the race, and avenge her brother's death by defeating Trump!

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (CqE5x)

325 slap hot zinc to it

Posted by: x at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (nFwvY)

326 yes Ripley

the dead of philadelphia and PA have arisen!

it's an EASTER MIRACLE

you tell me what it means! it means Richard Levine faked a WHOLE lotta deaths data and is walking it all back today!

I guess he was trying to get sympathy so PA would get a bailout, and people would accept Wolf's asinine never-opening plan?

and now they're walking it back b/c county coroners were all calling bullshit right away

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (j9HX3)

327 I don't believe any of them have it. This is all Hollywood Virtue Signaling, a variation of Munchausen syndrome to garner attention and sympathy.

Posted by: Fen at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (WE806)

328 316 >>What incentive does Biden have to step aside? He's been a lifelong politician and the joke has always been every Senator sees a President in the mirror. they all want the brass ring, he knows he'll probably be dead in 5 years, what the hell does he have to lose to just go for it? To placate Democrat donors? For what? A lucrative, no-show job?

What incentive does anyone have jump in at the last second? If there is someone who has more support than Joe where the hell have they been hiding?

Jumping in at the last second with no organization or money save for what they get from the party is a suicide mission.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

For both the candidate and the party that makes it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

329 205 by the way, I went on Z-pac yesterday. I recovered about 75% in one day.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:01 PM (PbpT7)


We encounter blessings of abundance in this country every day. Good on you, Sensei.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Jethro Bodine School of Cypering alumnus at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (Vy7tf)

330 283 Why would we want Condi as a VP? I don't remember her as a particularly useful member of the Bush administration....

...

well, Augusta would still be all male without her. So there's that.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (yL25O)

331 Two hands!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (vs2ae)

What you gonna do with the other tittie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (JFO2v)

332 Electrical stimulation of the prostate.


It's good for what ails you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

333
So: She had the disease at one point (undoubtedly caught it in China or at work). Then she got over it. Later, she had a heart attack.

Yeah, the whole story is Fake News with a few half-truths mixed in.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (9AGUW)

334 95 I remember Kaine for being an inexplicable pick - nothing to recommend him, and an off-putting weirdo, whose kid is a convicted Antifa degenerate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Ibl1K)

One of the few available dumber than The Beast.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (y7DUB)


They chose him to add gravitas and charisma to the ticket.

I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress. Try the veal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (rmY2H)

335 >>Kate Upton could use a good cupping.


We had a girl in college we used to call Cuppa Box.

Friend of ours tried to hook up with her and reported that the closest he got was, "...you know, I just kinda cupped it.".

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (iHsPU)

336 And that tells us that no matter what Fredo says, it wasn't that bad.

because only a complete and utter asshole would subject his wife and kid to something that damn near killed him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (2mteh)

337 San Francisco us the best place to take a dump.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (EfthP)

338 Listen to your betters. Follow their orders. It's for your own good.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (BWYFz)

339 >>Just fabulous:

66% of SF bums have coronavirus:


Honestly, surprised it's not 100%.

Considering this, and we're not hearing about/see video of many of them dropping dead in the streets as was seen in China and Iran, it really does make one wonder why it only hits a small percentage of people so dang hard.

I mean, are we to think the SF homeless population is not plagued with the kinds of health issues that we know makes one react badly to it, such as heart and respiratory issues?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)

340 66% of the SF hobos who were dumb or weak enough to get herded into a shelter are infected.

The hardy ones sleeping under overpasses and chasing off anyone who gets anywhere near them are probably OK. I doubt the google executives get rid of their homeless headache with this virus. They'd need something targeted to unsanitary outdoor living conditions with a higher fatality rate.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (T9Hmo)

341 Turn head and cough, Mr. Blog Man.

Posted by: M'queque M'Benga, Witch Doctor at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

342 ima gonna do some cipherin'. - NYC population 8,500,000 x 20% exposure
rate x 5 % mortality = 85,000 corpses in NYC alone. Where they at?
Soylent Green Factory?
***

I see 15K floated as the NYC death rate from Corona. Which, if those numbers are accurate would mean a .7% mortality rate as someone above mentioned.


But wow, as you point out a little googling the entire FNM is quoting figures of a 5+% mortality rate.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (WdocV)

343 What we are seeing is a fake news supernova.



Links proving all this:



https://news.yahoo.com/healthy-woman- suddenly-died-she-005652793.html



https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/ santa-clara-county-coronavirus-death.html
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (N9G0H)


Thanks.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (H8QX8)

344 No. Bad hobo.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----
Fresh or frozen?

Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (EK5WL)

345 We had a girl in college we used to call Cuppa Box.

Friend of ours tried to hook up with her and reported that the closest he got was, "...you know, I just kinda cupped it.".




He pretended to trip ?

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (zr5Kq)

346 Good old fashioned cupping. Followed by mustard plaster.

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:21 PM (zr5Kq)

Mind you kept it wet now and then.

Posted by: Granny from Josey Wales at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (q1Pj5)

347 289 ima gonna do some cipherin'. - NYC population 8,500,000 x 20% exposure rate x 5 % mortality = 85,000 corpses in NYC alone. Where they at? Soylent Green Factory?

assume 75% of those actually died of heart attacks, stroke, diabeetus, gun shots to the head, etc. but they fit the profile for covid.

Not tested for it. Just fit the profile.

Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (XTiHL)

348 259 What ace needs is...cupping.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM (zr5Kq)

Well pudding doesn't come in an envelope, does it?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Wm5SB)

349 What does that mean? Are the dead coming back to lefe

Well, there is an election.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (PD4UQ)

350 It is uncanny how much Zinc supplements smell and taste like marshmallows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:26 PM (EfthP)

351 259 What ace needs is...cupping.
Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:18 PM

Quackery... traditional leeches are called for.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (l6b3d)

*****

Bah! He needs to be bled

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (flINI)

352 173
I recovered about 75% in one day.

Posted by: ace




The leeches of Endor are the best leeches!


Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (9wmyx)

353 337
San Francisco us the best place to take a dump.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (EfthP)

The nation's largest open air restroom.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (H8QX8)

354 325 slap hot zinc to it
Posted by: x at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (nFwvY)

...

Galvanizing plants have a huge vat of molten zinc in them. They plan the whole thing around the size of the tank they want to have (and therefore size of what they can dip in it) and an absolute dadgum guarantee that they will always have a power source to keep that vat molten.

If they ever lose power and the tank cools, the whole thing is a loss. I don't know why but my understanding is they can't just heat it up and melt it again, the tank is ruined.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (yL25O)

355 Willow!

https://tinyurl.com/yalyos54

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (o2MD2)

356 Slap Castor Oil to it!

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

357
This Chinese Virus timeline is gonna be lit af.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (9AGUW)

358
What does that mean? Are the dead coming back to life?


of course, it's an election year

Posted by: Hillary! at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (cG+eD)

359 Last data I saw was that 85% of 80-89 year olds even survive Chinese Coronavirus. Notice how no one talks about that?



It would be a reassuring fact, contrary to the Panic Needed.





Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (+0uDE)

DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

Posted by: Vendette at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (SIXRk)

360 "The bureau is pointing to a directive by President Barack Obama to explain their failed effort to include the dossier in the main text of the 2017 report. It was instead relegated to a still-classified appendix."
~~~~~

But I thought the Mocha Messiah had not idea any of this stuff was going on. First he knew of it was on the news, just like you.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (sGotD)

361 We're here for you, Ace.

Posted by: Ghanian Funeral Dancers at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

362 The Dem candidate will be the person whom they think will save them the most congressional seats.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (zk16/)

363 You need to balance your humors, Ace,

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:28 PM (gmo/4)

364 "61 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.


Italian is a race?"

"Italian" really isn't an ethnicity, either. Italian nationals include people of German, Swiss, Croat, etc. extraction. Sicily is as different from the Trevinto as Maine is from New Mexico.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2020 01:28 PM (puu6v)

365 Pretty sure he walked this back. Heard a segment where he mentioned how much Mooch hated being cooped up in the White House, Netflix money and living high off the hog.

I've condensed his segment but that's it in a nut shell
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 23, 2020 01:19 PM (6sn/+)


Thanks. Frankly it flew in the face of how he'd characterized her previously.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:28 PM (y7DUB)

366 If they ever lose power and the tank cools, the whole thing is a loss. I don't know why but my understanding is they can't just heat it up and melt it again, the tank is ruined.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (yL25O)


Same thing with aluminum smelters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (rmY2H)

367 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (Boy/L)

368 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.
Posted by: Vendette at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (SIXRk)

So if it wasn't for Trump dithering and not taking this seriously, she may have lived to 115?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (CqE5x)

369 Last data I saw was that 85% of 80-89 year olds even survive Chinese Coronavirus. Notice how no one talks about that?

***

And as a point to consider, this is going to come back year after year.


The House Arrest we are under is only going to delay people getting exposed to it (though based on the now released CA and NY numbers it actually didn't do that either).

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (WdocV)

370
Ace needs to have the bumps on his noggin examined.

Phrenology?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (9AGUW)

371 Make moar cow soup.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (zr5Kq)

372 Electrical stimulation of the prostate.





It's good for what ails you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

It's okay the first 2 or 3 times in a row, but after 5 it gets downright painful!

Posted by: A Boy and His Dog at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (q1Pj5)

373 362
The Dem candidate will be the person whom they think will save them the most congressional seats.



Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:27 PM (zk16/)

I don't think they care anymore about that. I think it will be a full-court press for voter fraud. They're emboldened like never before.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (H8QX8)

374 Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2020 01:23 PM (N9G0H)

Same crap with Liawatha's brother.

He was already in intensive care, after cancer surgery, for pneumonia. There were people in the center who were active Covid cases.

He had NO Covid symptoms, until the very end.

He died of pneumonia, but they are calling it a Covid death.

Why? so they can play the Pity Blame Game.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (NgKpN)

375 "yes Ripley



the dead of philadelphia and PA have arisen!



it's an EASTER MIRACLE

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE"

Or maybe the pandemic is turning into the zombie apocalypse we were promised.



Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (MxEKc)

376 My church went to online only over a month ago but
that doesn't mean we stopped giving. We still tithe. It is a bigger
church and the church has been able to help other smaller churches and
even organizations like Samaritan's Purse and a local pregnancy center. I
use to not understand the whole tithing thing but when I became born
again I understood. After all, it's all his in the end.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (UUBmN)


That's wonderful what your church is doing! And you are a part of that outreach through your tithes. Your church is blessed to have you.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (lwiT4)

377 >>But I thought the Mocha Messiah had not idea any of this stuff was going on. First he knew of it was on the news, just like you.

Page-Strzok text, September 2016. The White House wants to know everything we are doing.

And then of course there is Glenn Simpson's wife Mary Jacoby and her visits to the White House.

Of course Obama knew. Biden too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

378 well the r0 is definitely not below 2 in that house.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (ZkXld)

379 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

Oh, FFS.
====

It's a shame this is cutting into our immortality.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

380 because only a complete and utter asshole would subject his wife and kid to something that damn near killed him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 23, 2020 01:25 PM (2mteh)


Exactly, he's an asshole. And until all the assholes start following common sense (not to be confused with the idiotic stuff coming from the fascist politicians) we will never get the country back online.

Posted by: db at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (91dSm)

381 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.


Aspiring rapper.

Posted by: Ghanian Funeral Dancers at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

382 I'll just point out the Arctic icepack.

Good luck with that. It's been gone since 2010. Poor polar bears.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

383 Deed restrictions in the Hamptons obviously include:

- All residents must be extreme narcissists, certified by letter from a NY state-licensed psychiatrist.

- All residents must have an IQ no greater than 75.

How else to explain Fredo and Stepha-clinton-ous?

Posted by: Gref at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (AMIL/)

384
Sacrifice your child to Moloch, Fredo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (pNxlR)

385
What does that mean? Are the dead coming back to life?
Posted by: Ripley
-------

I note also that the number of cases is *huge*, but the number of recoveries is an order of magnitude lower. WTH? It would make sense if the difference in the two was deaths, but deaths are minuscule by comparison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (X22L5)

386 And they will then buy Bernie another house and Bernie will come out endorsing whoever the establishment picks to replace Biden.

The Party may have pushed Biden, but Bernie also stepped aside to let him win.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

==========

Bernie's not going to ask those questions.

The far left of the party voters who knows the establishment sees them as second class members of the party will ask those questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

What about us in the back of the bus?

Posted by: Working Class African American Voters at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (+0uDE)

387


At least Don Lemond didn't giev him the AIDS yet.

All Fake News, All the Time. This is CNN.

If their star big time jock studd newsguy is a complete fucking liar and no one calls him out, and they just go along like nothing happened with a key story in the biggest event of our lifetimes...they would lie about anything.

I hope to hell Trump brings that up sometime.

"Go ahead Jim...Jim, one second, wait...let me ask you something. Jim, what is up with this Chris Cuomo? Is he sick or what? Is he faking? What is going on there. Ok, go ahead."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (lg/F7)

388 Assuming Biden drops out of the race, a lot of
people within the party are going to asking very hard questions about
why the Establishment pushed Biden across the finish line to beat Bernie
only to watch him drop out and get replaced by someone else entirely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

I really want to believe that most American voters, even if they are democrats, are that thoughtful and respect their own rights enough to hold their respective party to some semblance of fairness and due process. But, they're not. And Democrats are definitely not even close. They are straight up lemmings. Look at the rigged primary process they've used since 1950. And also, look at what Bernie was able to do in two election cycles. After 2016, any "Bernie Bro" with any sense would have been disgusted with his blatant sell out to the dem establishment. But 2018 rolls around and what do they do? Flock right back to his rallies and donate boatloads of cash to him, AGAIN, and of course the whole thing was once again a sham to enrich himself. Fool me once, etc.
No, they are not that smart at all.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Dc5Qe)

389 But what exactly is stupidity? David Krakauer, the President of the Santa Fe Institute, told interviewer Steve Paulson, for Nautilus, stupidity is not simply the opposite of intelligence. "Stupidity is using a rule where adding more data doesn't improve your chances of getting [a problem] right," Krakauer said. "In fact, it makes it more likely you'll get it wrong." Intelligence, on the other hand, is using a rule that allows you to solve complex problems with simple, elegant solutions. "Stupidity is a very interesting class of phenomena in human history, and it has to do with rule systems that have made it harder for us to arrive at the truth," he said. "It's an interesting fact that, whilst there are numerous individuals who study intelligence -- there are whole departments that are interested in it -- if you were to ask yourself what's the greatest problem facing the world today, I would say it would be stupidity. So we should have professors of stupidity -- it would just be embarrassing to be called the stupid professor."

Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (3aI0K)

390 Plaster Castor ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (B8vRY)

391 105. Struck down in her prime.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (EfthP)

392 Reminder that Fredo is a racial slur.


Italian is a race?"

"Italian" really isn't an ethnicity, either. Italian nationals include people of German, Swiss, Croat, etc. extraction. Sicily is as different from the Trevinto as Maine is from New Mexico.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2020 01:28 PM (puu6v)

It's NOT a racial slur and I'm Italian-American and I'd also like to say that pretty much alone among all ethnic groups, Italian-Americans don't care about name-calling.
We're wops, dagos, goombahs, greaseballs--and PROUD of it!

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (CqE5x)

393 Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (WdocV)

Yeah, you'd think that if the Corona was so deadly, the death rate amongst San Fran Homeless would be HUGE!

No way it would not be a national story.

Yet, its not.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

394 386 Bernie's not going to ask those questions.

The far left of the party voters who knows the establishment sees them as second class members of the party will ask those questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:17 PM (LvTSG)

What about us in the back of the bus?
Posted by: Working Class African American Voters at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (+0uDE)

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You are perfectly free to ask those questions as well. I encourage you to do just that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

395
😷 😷 😷

Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (zr5Kq)

396
"... transcendant photographer, ..."

WTAF, woman?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

397 Carrier Cuomo

Typhoid Mary has no clue, but history does not care.

This motherfucker knew and did not give a shit.

The active, real empathy of a typical liberal on display.

Warning us about hitler and the next 9/11 while actively attempting to bring both to fruition.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (KpUZP)

398 If 'Fredo' is a racial slur, it's only been one since about 1975. And it only applies to stupid Italians.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

399 215 Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Fc5rx)
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My brain's not that good. Can you draw the conclusions for me?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:15 PM (lwiT4)


Yes, please.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (zk16/)

400 Is there still time to strip New York of some electoral votes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (EfthP)

401 376 My church went to online only over a month ago but
that doesn't mean we stopped giving. We still tithe. It is a bigger
church and the church has been able to help other smaller churches and
even organizations like Samaritan's Purse and a local pregnancy center. I
use to not understand the whole tithing thing but when I became born
again I understood. After all, it's all his in the end.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 23, 2020 01:22 PM (UUBmN)

...

We've been a stick in the mud about giving by check. I still like the actual act of giving an offering.

with the dying times upon us, our church really wants us to use the online giving portal so I was going to do it but--the thing actually asks for your username and password to log into your bank account online.

Username.

Password.

To my bank account.

Through some flimsy website the church has set up.

I sent a check.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (yL25O)

402 Warren's bro was a ret USAF LtCol. B52 pilot with 288 missions over Vietnam. Shame he had such an ass for a sister.

Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (KylN9)

403 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)

This might be heresy but sometimes Rush is as dumb as a bowl of fuck.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:16 PM (y7DUB)


Hilarity hates talking to people too. She still was the nominee ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (LPnfS)

404 "We'll vet there fast and then scrub it high and low
That's where we want to go, way down at Covid-Cuomo!"

-The Bleach Boys

Posted by: Rex B at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (l/flJ)

405 Posted by: runner at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (zr5Kq)



Cute

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (lwiT4)

406 SMOD that is ... that is actually brilliant insight. Thanks!

I would imagine for a certain kind of professor, it might be cool to be the "Professor of Stupidity"

ha ha I would love that title

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (j9HX3)

407 RE: Biden and his mental incompetence. Leftards are really good at lying, especially to themselves. Biden is alright in their minds, they just ignore the obvious, like they have for decades.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (o2MD2)

408 Plaster Castor ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (B8vRY)

Clone a Willy?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (q1Pj5)

409 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

Some time ago the MSM had a story about the death of a Japanese man, "a victim of the Hiroshima bombing."

Pretty shitty weapon that takes 70 years to kill someone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (rmY2H)

410 Has anyone actually seen RGB since 2019?


Just wondering if she's still flippin tires at CrossFit these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (vs2ae)

411 387: and that is exactly the way he would word his question.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (jD5bO)

412 Speaking of, the black Democrat in Georgia who endorsed Trump was driven out of office.

Yay diversity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (41rs/)

413
Rush has been pumping this idea for years, he likes it. But no way. She HATES talking to people. She could never campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V2Yro)


Rush kind of gamed it out. With the NY virus epidemic, she wouldn't have to.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Fs5vw)

414 Get there fast

Damn tiny phones

Posted by: Rex B at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (l/flJ)

415 Marines ban Confederate flag.

Posted by: Esenirgneod at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (WgI3h)

416 We're wops, dagos, goombahs, greaseballs--and PROUD of it!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (CqE5x)

Not all wops are dagos and not all dagos are wops, but they're all guineas.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (mwUv7)

417 I sent a check.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (yL25O)



Sounds like a wise move.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (lwiT4)

418 >>If 'Fredo' is a racial slur, it's only been one since about 1975. And it only applies to stupid Italians.


What, like WOPs?

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (vu6sR)

419 Plaster Castor ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (B8vRY)

Clone a Willy?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (q1Pj5)
*******
Sort of a Take off of a KISS song Plaster Caster

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (B8vRY)

420
No, they are not that smart at all.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Dc5Qe)

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Yeah, I don't really think switching in a new candidate will make a difference to many Dems. Those who are With Joe will immediately switch gears when commanded to. They agreed to vote for a dead man already.

The ones who switched from Bernie when he bounced out will too, because they aren't so committed to Bernie that they wouldn't switch once already.

And the ones who have woken up to the scam, and who are not going to accept the NPC punchcard updates anymore, aren't going to vote for any DNC pick including Joe.

The Dem voter isn't as far long in the anger, distrust and malice toward his Party as R voters are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (Ibl1K)

421 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

******

Now she'll never realize the dream of having children...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (flINI)

422 402 Warren's bro was a ret USAF LtCol. B52 pilot with 288 missions over Vietnam. Shame he had such an ass for a sister.
Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (KylN9)


Shoulda made mission 289 over Massachusetts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (rmY2H)

423 It's pretty awesome that credit card telemarketing scams are essential services.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (41rs/)

424 412 Speaking of, the black Democrat in Georgia who endorsed Trump was driven out of office.

Yay diversity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (41rs/)


He ought to give Candice Owens a call.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (vs2ae)

425 Should we call Biden Badfinger?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (r8zyk)

426 421 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

******
Now she'll never realize the dream of having children...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 23, 2020 01:34 PM (flINI)


She was turning her life around! Next year she'd be 104, and off to college!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (rmY2H)

427 It's okay the first 2 or 3 times in a row, but after 5 it gets downright painful!


Posted by: A Boy and His Dog at April 23, 2020 01:29 PM (q1Pj5)

To the farm!

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

428 Draw your own conclusions.

My God, I've created a Rothko!

Posted by: spindrift at April 23, 2020 01:35 PM (pi370)

429 https://bit.ly/2RYtoZ9
*******
Kiss - Plaster caster - Love gun (1977) - YouTube

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (B8vRY)

430 Just got back from Home Depot. NOBODY had a mask on. On the other hand, at the local grocery stores I'd estimate 50% of the people had masks on of varying types.

Just an observation of the two populations.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (7ZQe3)

431 Joe picks Mike Obama as his running mate about two weeks before the convention.

They emerge from the convention as the candidates.

A week later Zeke Emanual diagnoses Joe as mildly incapacitated and deteriorating.

Joe gets hysterical trying to prove he's not crazy.

Mike takes over as the candidate and picks Obama as her VP.

Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (XTiHL)

432 if you were to ask yourself what's the greatest problem facing the world today, I would say it would be stupidity. So we should have professors of stupidity -- it would just be embarrassing to be called the stupid professor."
Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (3aI0K)

...

The real issue would be when the Stupidity Department started to hone in on the location of the problem and turns out it's...it's...like there's a central hive of stupidity and it's right here on campus directly beneath the Education Department.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (yL25O)

433 It ain't the plague. His wife and kid, barring any unfortunate twists of Fate, will have mild cases and recover promptly. The question is, who are they going to give it to? How old is Grandma Cuomo?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (COzlW)

434 I will add that having observed the DC numbers for several weeks now, the death numbers are now more towards people 50 and up when in the early weeks you had people in the 20s-40s.

Posted by: Vendette at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (SIXRk)

435 Marines ban Confederate flag.

-

Good. We wouldn't want those guys to engage in any offensive behavior.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (41rs/)

436 Another, no medical knowledge about why the homeless are not dropping en masse from the 'rona. They do NOT have any severe underlying medical conditions -- the ones that get any severe heart disease, or even diabetes don't stay alive very long since they don't manage their health and even chose to live on the streets rather than within earshot of any Karens.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:37 PM (T9Hmo)

437 385
What does that mean? Are the dead coming back to life?
Posted by: Ripley
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I note also that the number of cases is *huge*, but the number of recoveries is an order of magnitude lower. WTH? It would make sense if the difference in the two was deaths, but deaths are minuscule by comparison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (X22L5)

---------

There is little reason for some states to follow up on anyone not Hospitalized, and not even those hospitalized that are released before they are completely cured.

Ever notice how the Monday Deaths and New Case Numbers are always smaller than the other six days of the week? That is because they are collecting Sunday Numbers. The important people (they approve the reports) take Sunday off.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:37 PM (+0uDE)

438 Glad to hear you're feeling better, Ace.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2020 01:37 PM (sGotD)

439 410 Has anyone actually seen RGB since 2019?


Just wondering if she's still flippin tires at CrossFit these days.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (vs2ae)

...

flipping tires. I lol'd.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:37 PM (yL25O)

440
no i didn't and i don't. I'm not really well enough to chase people around with the banhammer.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PbpT7)


ace is fat Thor?

JK

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2020 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

441 Durham expanding his team is translated to...


Gonna need 2 more weeks.


Lolgf

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (sQq+E)

442 I'm not stupid like everyone says

Posted by: FREDO #1 at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (tQbpU)

443 HI lin-duh!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (iEuxk)

444 >>>I note also that the number of cases is *huge*, but the number of recoveries is an order of magnitude lower. WTH? It would make sense if the difference in the two was deaths, but deaths are minuscule by comparison.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (X22L5)



I think Wuhan CCP does a lot of organ damage the common flu does not. Also, what is their definition of recovery.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (zk16/)

445 Sometimes jerked hobo is touch and go. This is where a pressure cooker becomes the secret to the 11 herbs and spices.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (95j/9)

446 425 Should we call Biden Badfinger?

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That would be perfect. (I just got done watching Breaking Bad so the Badfinger song "Baby Blue" keeps running through my head.)

Joey Badfinger fits just fine.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (7ZQe3)

447 Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate and a 35% recovery rate.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

448 Posted by: SMOD at April 23, 2020 01:30 PM (3aI0K)

I skimmed the article. Thanks. It appears he is overlooking or omitting ideology in the range of behaviors. If one cannot solve the problem it may not be an absence of data or lack of intelligence, but a problem of ideology.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (H8QX8)

449 Most cases never seek medical attention.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (EfthP)

450 I like Joey BadTouch, but I'm flexible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (vs2ae)

451 434 I will add that having observed the DC numbers for several weeks now, the death numbers are now more towards people 50 and up when in the early weeks you had people in the 20s-40s.


honestly this makes sense considering two factors:

1) viruses as a rule mutate towards attenuation, so it started much more virulent than it is now
2) the younger victims may have had more serious comorbidities like cancer or something, so they were even "lower hanging fruit" for this virus than the elderly

regardless, viruses really don't WANT to kill you. they want to stay "alive" as in propagating. that's why they don't shift towards a MORE deadly form.

that's why I'm not at all worried anymore, but was kinda sorta worried at the beginning. I was pretty seriously worried in february

it's a bad bug. but a lot less bad than it used to be. and will be a lot less bad in a month

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (j9HX3)

452 I really hated 'A Boy and his Dog'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

453 Mike takes over as the candidate and picks Obama as her VP.
Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (XTiHL)


Can't. The VP has to be someone who is qualifed to be President.

Qualified in the Constitutional sense, not in the competence sense, clearly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (rmY2H)

454 Hobo meat from a wet market should be avoided.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (EK5WL)

455 I think Wuhan CCP does a lot of organ damage the common flu does not. Also, what is their definition of recovery.


we don't have any real way to track recoveries in PA

remember, the PA data is hot garbage

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (j9HX3)

456 452 I really hated 'A Boy and his Dog'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

===========

It's no Ecks Vs. Sever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

457 Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (XTiHL)

Sorry, TFG is not eligible to be VP, as he is not eligible to be President after his 8 previous years.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)

458 Has anyone actually seen RGB since 2019?





Just wondering if she's still flippin tires at CrossFit these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (vs2ae)

I thought she was building houses in Haiti.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (88+cf)

459
412 Speaking of, the black Democrat in Georgia who endorsed Trump was driven out of office.

Yay diversity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - bad news. We're up to 0.0% COVID-19 deaths at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (41rs/)


Define "driven" -- did he lose an election, or did he resign?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

460 In my small sample size of personal observation, 90% of the people wearing masks are women and soy bois.

There is a very rare sighting of a masked bandito.

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (gmo/4)

461 447 Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate and a 35% recovery rate.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

Where's the other 60%?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (Ozpxd)

462 Old and busted- Durham's wrapping it up!


New hotness- Durham's expanding his team!


Lolgf

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (sQq+E)

463 >>>Through some flimsy website the church has set up.

I sent a check.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (yL25O)


I don't give permission for any to enter my bank account. If they want to pull from my credit card OK.

We are much more protected having an entity pull from a credit card.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (zk16/)

464 I thought she was building houses in Haiti.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (88+cf)

Pounding in nails with her fists.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (mwUv7)

465 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

----

Bit of Trivia.


Cash Value Life insurance policies are required to pay out the death benefit at at age 100 as they are considered statistically dead. For this lady... that was five years ago.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

466 Next the Left will wear proudly the badge of COVID-19 Survivor.

So how dare you question anything they babble about.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (7Eo8i)

467 May Warren's brother rest in peace.

He was a cancer survivor who was admitted to the hospital in February with pneumonia.

This is another questionable death where I wonder if this is a person who died because of coronavirus or died from something else and had the coronavirus.

The other issue is this: This guy was in a hospital; which has hygiene and isolation protocols. Why are we quarantining ourselves when a person in the protective environment of a hospital is not safe from catching the virus? Is quarantine even effective?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2020 01:41 PM (gAXBD)

468 Hilarity hates talking to people too. She still was the nominee ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (LPnfS)


She'd also been a US Senator and Secretary of State. Granted she was terrible at both of them but they involved having to pretend to be pleasant and intelligent for days at a time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (y7DUB)

469 Rush has a theory that the pick might ultimately be Moochelle.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)


Rush, Bless him, is a great teacher who really opened a lot of people's eyes about how the media works, and he KNOWS how the Left operates and he's been a champion of conservatism.

But when it comes to predictions?
Not so great.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (CqE5x)

470
Some time ago the MSM had a story about the death of a Japanese man, "a victim of the Hiroshima bombing."

Pretty shitty weapon that takes 70 years to kill someone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:33 PM (rmY2H)




Besides, he deserved it. One of Truman's biggest blunders is that he didn't keep nuking Imperial Japan. The whole nation deserved to be razed, and I'll say that this is probably the only thing I would agree with the ChiComs on.

Modern Japan is another thing entirely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)

471 Everyone at Walmart seems to be wearing a mask.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (EfthP)

472 Has the poll troll switched to Durham troll?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

473 I think Wuhan CCP does a lot of organ damage the common flu does not. Also, what is their definition of recovery.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (zk16/)


That comment comes very close to being comical.

Wait..... it is comical. Lol!

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Fs5vw)

474 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.


************

Tragic! Now who's going to look after her parents?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Fc5rx)

475 Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate

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5 percent of what??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (nw6Hr)

476 Cuomo's wife needs to give that child zinc. No sense of smell is a standard symptom of zinc deficiency.

There's a lot of info about using zinc against the Wuflu. If it were me with a sick kid, I'd be researching the hell out of it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (JKNZq)

477 Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate and a 35% recovery rate.
=====================
Appalling if true. And, it isn't. When they start doing anti-body testing, the actual mortality rate is going to be .1%-.3%. And even at that, those death rate #'s will be gamed, b/c Uncle Sugar gonna throw you some sweet bennies for your heroic fight against the Kung Flu.

Posted by: Kung Flu: #1 w/a bullet at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (7Fj9P)

478 Marines ban Confederate flag.


About time. Hooray!

Posted by: Nikki "Karen" Haley at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (kE3dB)

479 468 Hilarity hates talking to people too. She still was the nominee ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (LPnfS)

She'd also been a US Senator and Secretary of State. Granted she was terrible at both of them but they involved having to pretend to be pleasant and intelligent for days at a time.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (y7DUB)

==========

Drinking, apparently, works wonders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

480 The real issue would be when the Stupidity Department started to hone in on the location of the problem and turns out it's...it's...like there's a central hive of stupidity and it's right here on campus directly beneath the Education Department.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (yL25O)

It took about greater than 1150 (old score style) to get in UT Biz school in 1980. Education School required you to be able to pay tutition.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (JFO2v)

481 Fredo. He has really mishandled laughing off that name.

Posted by: m at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (O3A5V)

482
Hobo meat from a wet market should be avoided.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (EK5WL)

-----

Fine. I'll steer clear of the back of the methadone clinic, where I pick up the cheap stuff...

Just please don't tell me I have to be leery of the USDAce Certified Prime at his "Alley to Table" Steakhouse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Ibl1K)

483 Most cases never seek medical attention.

And stacks of those people's dead bodies are rotting and we haven't even counted them according to Allahpundit.

Allahpundit is a flaming shitbag idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Boy/L)

484 456 452 I really hated 'A Boy and his Dog'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

===========

It's no Ecks Vs. Sever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

Ecks Vs Sever was a better viewing experience. Or it left me less morally sick, afterwards.

Nudity was better in 'A Boy and his Dog' as I recall, though.

And I say that as a man who loves his own dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

485 I think Wuhan CCP does a lot of organ damage the common flu does not. Also, what is their definition of recovery.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (zk16/)

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So.... you been to alot of autopsies lately??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (nw6Hr)

486 I will add that having observed the DC numbers for several weeks now, the death numbers are now more towards people 50 and up when in the early weeks you had people in the 20s-40s.

--

More people in their 20s-40s dying?

I'd like a link for that, please. I'm interested in why DC wouldn't follow exactly the same nursing home/80 year old pattern that is happening everywhere else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (IwDj9)

487
471 Everyone at Walmart seems to be wearing a mask.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (EfthP)


Not my Walmart.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Fs5vw)

488 Xipe, not falling for it!

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (X3O8z)

489 475
Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate


I dismiss all official numbers as bullshit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (H8QX8)

490 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

She will be voting straight democrat for the next 105 years too.

Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (gmo/4)

491 484 Ecks Vs Sever was a better viewing experience. Or it left me less morally sick, afterwards.

Nudity was better in 'A Boy and his Dog' as I recall, though.

And I say that as a man who loves his own dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

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Zardoz it is, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

492 April 20 it became Wal-Mart corporate policy to wear a mask while at work.

If you don't wear a mask, you get sent home.

And yes they have already heard my comment of them closing the bard door long after this Horse of the Apocalypse has bolted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (7Eo8i)

493 I think Wuhan CCP does a lot of organ damage the common flu does not. Also, what is their definition of recovery.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:38 PM (zk16/)

----

Yes it does.
How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?
There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.

Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)

494 Are the Pot Shops requiring masks?

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (MxEKc)

495 Didn't Canada have a mass shooter yesterday? Whats up with that?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (r8zyk)

496 487
471 Everyone at Walmart seems to be wearing a mask.
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (EfthP)



'Cause they're fuck-ugly.

Posted by: Constable Danny Butterman at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

497 What the hell are we gonna do if we have a particularly bad non-COVID flu flu?

Shut everything down again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (vs2ae)

498 441 Durham expanding his team is translated to...



he's adding Birx and Fanuci to his team

scarf and barf

Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (tQbpU)

499 Yes it does.

How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?

There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.



Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)

Links, please.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (H8QX8)

500 491 484 Ecks Vs Sever was a better viewing experience. Or it left me less morally sick, afterwards.

Nudity was better in 'A Boy and his Dog' as I recall, though.

And I say that as a man who loves his own dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (ifmtJ)

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Zardoz it is, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

*nods*

Lovably insane movie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (ifmtJ)

501 April 20 it became Wal-Mart corporate policy to wear a mask while at work.


Moist, filthy rags wrapped around their faces will definitely have an impact.


Of sorts.

Posted by: Nikki at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (kE3dB)

502 Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.
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That was reported by XiNN so lets give a couple of weeks and see if any honest people report that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (r8zyk)

503 Everyone at Walmart seems to be wearing a mask.

-

I'm tempted to wear one in the bank and liquor store just to see what it feels like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (IwDj9)

504 Get off me, ex Governor Karen

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (kE3dB)

505 April 20 it became Wal-Mart corporate policy to wear a mask while at work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (7Eo8i)

You can probably thank the lawyers for that one.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (mwUv7)

506 Bundy goes to resident of police offer who arrested a mother who took her children to a park.

https://tinyurl.com/yd6umrha

We need more of this!

Posted by: Guzalot at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (Rz36l)

507 >>Didn't Canada have a mass shooter yesterday? Whats up with that?

A couple days ago, worst mass shooting in Canandian history.

Doesn't fit the narrative so down the memory hole.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

508 Randy Barnett
@RandyEBarnett

If the founders were alive today, they'd be turning over in their graves.
Randy Barnett Retweeted Jay Nordlinger

Jay Nordlinger
@jaynordlinger

Great thanks to @JonahDispatch for this column -- particularly the sentence "If you could ask the Founding Fathers whether what we're going through is tyranny, they would answer, collectively, 'Are you high?' or whatever the Colonial-era equivalent was." https://bit.ly/34Xt961

10:07 AM - 23 Apr 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (FBrfY)

509
Used to be COVID was WAAAAAY deadlier than anything we've ever seen.

*watches goalposts roll by

Now it wont kill you.... it just fucks you up.





CMON PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (nw6Hr)

510 Where's the other 60%?
Got it and not yet dead or recovered yet I assume.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (TQ/zJ)

511 113 you do realize that "no" was just a sock? He said he just repeated the things that Lefty relatives told him, to see people smack the ideas down. That's why I was always entertained by those posts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2020 01:06 PM (V2Yro)


I was unaware of that as well which is why I'd just scroll past when I saw the name.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (DTX3h)

512 OT
Just now reading the faculty newsletter from my local university.
They are hosting virtual meetings for Faculty of Color.

WTF???

Is not a regular Department meeting good enough?
How much color must I have so I can be included?
If I'm not included, how will I know what I missed? What does this mean?

Words...fail me.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (axyOa)

513 I note also that the number of cases is *huge*, but the number of recoveries is an order of magnitude lower. WTH?

*******

Lag in reporting.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (Fc5rx)

514 Besides, he deserved it. One of Truman's biggest blunders is that he didn't keep nuking Imperial Japan. The whole nation deserved to be razed, and I'll say that this is probably the only thing I would agree with the ChiComs on.

Modern Japan is another thing entirely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (EGyGV)


To continue killing a people after unconditional surrender would be barbaric.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (zk16/)

515 Are the Pot Shops requiring masks?
Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (MxEKc)
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An Obama mask will do. Getcha a discount.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (EK5WL)

516 Biden will not win. He sucks in every conceivable way.

Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (eAZVt)

517 SO glad you are feeling better, Ace!

It finally dawned on me that the only thing worse than this relentless COVID-19 coverage, would be the Presidential race 24-7 coverage that we usually get. This is definitely an unusual year....

Posted by: Iris at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (lSFe/)

518 508 Randy Barnett
@RandyEBarnett

If the founders were alive today, they'd be turning over in their graves.
Randy Barnett Retweeted Jay Nordlinger



Derp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (vs2ae)

519
Yes it does.
How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?
There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.

Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)


Anything to keep this bullshit going, huh?

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (Fs5vw)

520 Everyone at Walmart seems to be wearing a mask.

-

I'm tempted to wear one in the bank and liquor store just to see what it feels like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (IwDj9)

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Ive got one of those commie cartridge gas masks laying around Ive been dying to try out.....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (nw6Hr)

521 My purpose for this appearance is to be willowed.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (TdMsT)

522 You can also make your own mask by blowing your nose into a Kleenex and then taping it to your face.


It's a great plan and I can't wait not to be a part of it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (kE3dB)

523 516 Biden will not win. He sucks in every conceivable way.
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True, but DE kept in office for decades.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (r8zyk)

524 I strongly suggest that Ace should ban all those posters who aren't essential.

Just until we are past the worst of this virus.

Posted by: Governor Gretchen Whittmer at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

525 If the founder were alive today they would be wicked old.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

526 Warren's bro was a ret USAF LtCol. B52 pilot with 288 missions over Vietnam. Shame he had such an ass for a sister.
Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2020 01:32 PM (KylN9

That sounds like a lot. I bet he flew a total of 288 missions but less than a hundred were dropping bombs over Vietnam. Again just an assumption.

Posted by: Dr Oz at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (2DOZq)

527 Hahaha. A mask from a used handkerchief is a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (IwDj9)

528 508 Randy Barnett
@RandyEBarnett

If the founders were alive today, they'd be turning over in their graves.
Randy Barnett Retweeted Jay Nordlinger

Jay Nordlinger
@jaynordlinger

Great thanks to @JonahDispatch for this column -- particularly the sentence "If you could ask the Founding Fathers whether what we're going through is tyranny, they would answer, collectively, 'Are you high?' or whatever the Colonial-era equivalent was." https://bit.ly/34Xt961

10:07 AM - 23 Apr 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (FBrfY)

============

"We overthrew the greatest contemporary empire's rule in one of its most valuable overseas assets because they taxed our tea without our say so. Go fuck yourself."
-Thomas Jefferson, OG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

529 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.


Mayhaps she did and mayhaps she didn't.

Posted by: Mother Abigail at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (q1Pj5)

530 If the founder were alive today they would be wicked old.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (ZLI7S)

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LOL.... im stealing that.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (nw6Hr)

531 475 Canada's rate has been pretty steady at around a 5% death rate.

This is pretty standard. Most places the death rate is 5-10%. This is 5-10% of the people who were so sick their docs ordered a test to know whether they needed to factor wu-flu into the treatment plan. The broader blood test for antibodies or areas/countries that tested folks who were not damned sick with the swabs for active virus are pretty limited.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (T9Hmo)

532 More people in their 20s-40s dying?
==================
There was a story up at Fox this a.m. (probably gone now the Paul Ryan has had his coffee) that said EVERY death in NYC had underlying condition of diabetes, obeisity, or other chronic disease. Not a lot. Not most. Every. One.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (7Fj9P)

533 512 OT
Just now reading the faculty newsletter from my local university.
They are hosting virtual meetings for Faculty of Color.

WTF???

Is not a regular Department meeting good enough?
How much color must I have so I can be included?
If I'm not included, how will I know what I missed? What does this mean?

Words...fail me.
Posted by: Diogenes


for crying out loud, Diogenes.

color your hair purple, pierce your nose, get ear gauges and wear a fucking dress

suck it up

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (d7Ww2)

534 'Sup? Ace dehydrated again?

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (MVjcR)

535 "Are the Pot Shops requiring masks?"

Not required in IL. I'd say about half were wearing them. We did have to stand 6' apart, so the line wasn't nearly as bad as it looked.

Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (eAZVt)

536 >>Didn't Canada have a mass shooter yesterday? Whats up with that?

A couple days ago, worst mass shooting in Canandian history.

Doesn't fit the narrative so down the memory hole.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)


Yep. F! scary how fast it disappeared.

Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (LPnfS)

537 >>>Remember, Lots of Fluids. Lots of fluids!


I started drinking more yesterday. I think it helped a lot.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

538 Bundy goes to resident of police offer who arrested a mother who took her children to a park.

https://tinyurl.com/yd6umrha

We need more of this!
Posted by: Guzalot at April 23, 2020 01:46 PM (Rz36l)

Yes, I've been thinking this for a while too. Set up protests on the sidewalk outside of their homes. Make them feel it personally.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (mwUv7)

539 Sorry, TFG is not eligible to be VP, as he is not eligible to be President after his 8 previous years.
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (+0uDE)


ValJar is next on the bench.


Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (XTiHL)

540
Sounds like J'noah still considers himself a "thought leader".

An army of one.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

541 Jay Nordlinger
@jaynordlinger

Great thanks to @JonahDispatch for this column -- particularly the sentence "If you could ask the Founding Fathers whether what we're going through is tyranny, they would answer, collectively, 'Are you high?' or whatever the Colonial-era equivalent was."

Do these worthless meatsacks do anything other than licking each other's crotches all day?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (Boy/L)

542 If the founders were alive today, they'd be turning over in their graves.
Randy Barnett Retweeted Jay Nordlinger



Derp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:47 PM (vs2ae)
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But they would remain six feet away.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (Eicbe)

543 >>Latest reports include


an overestimate of the length and girth of a penis.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (6uDCr)

544 Remember, years ago, when almost every night on the ONT there would be a weepy remembrance of some WWII or Korean veteran, "gone too soon," and the number of them who were leaving us every day, and how important it was to cherish and honor these wonderful people, the greatest ever, while we still had them?
Guess you bumfuckers just wiped your middle-aged ass with that.Nobody had EVER better say that here again, after the mouthcrap we've seen vomited up in the last week.

Look, politick what the hell ever politics you have to. But this deliberately cruel, let's-knife-grandma shit is just embarrassing. So transparent that real people are going to make fun of you. I will cheer them on.

So the Mile-Niles ("Damn you, I don't have to spell it!") are too young, and my father, for instance, really ought to roll over and stop interfering with our hair cut schedule (!), whatever age we are this week must be Just Right. Wait until it's your "mortality you can't come to terms with." Fun!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (8IOEj)

545 Biden's speaking reminds me of the scene in Bruce Almighty where Bruce takes control of Steve Carell's mouth and makes him speak gibberish.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (gAXBD)

546 I started drinking more yesterday.

I have been repeating this sentence every day.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (kE3dB)

547
Hobo meat from a wet market should be avoided.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 23, 2020 01:40 PM (EK5WL)





No self-respecting Moron would BUY their hobo meat.

Teh Horde hunts!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (EGyGV)

548
I started drinking more yesterday. I think it helped a lot.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7


Agreed. Same here. Gotta hit the liquor store though to restock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (vs2ae)

549 On April 13th Texas was forecast to have about 3000 death by end of April. Current total deaths is 561.

At end of May to be 9000.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

550
It is far far easier to mislead people than it is to convince them that they've been mislead.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (nw6Hr)

551

I started drinking more yesterday. I think it helped a lot.
Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)
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Only pure, natural spring water, I trust.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (MVjcR)

552
Yes it does.
How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?
There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.

Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)


Beer does that too.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)

553 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

-

Dammit, we could've extended her life by another month if we'd just crashed the entire economy and plunged ourselves into 30% unemployment a week sooner!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (IwDj9)

554 I heard Rush yesterday, saying that he did not think Moochelle would be the VP pick because she's already rich and she's lazy.

I disagree with part of that, yes she is rich and lazy, but what animates her is hatred of the rest of us. If the dems make her a promise that all she has to do is show up and give some speeches, that somebody else will do all the work and she gets to be "Historic First Black Female Preznit", she will do it in a minute.

She also gets to rub it in Barky's face that anything he could do, she could do better. AND, given how much the Barky family hates the Clinton crime family, it's another win. Nnah nnah, Hillary, you fat old loser, let a strong independent woman of color show you how it's done.

Yeah, if it's offered to her, she will take it.


Posted by: Boots at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (oGBso)

555 Zardoz it is, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

*nods*

Lovably insane movie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 23, 2020 01:45 PM (ifmtJ)



Plus, nekkid Charlotte Rampling.

Which is never a bad thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (9wmyx)

556 On April 13th Texas was forecast to have about 3000 death by end of April. Current total deaths is 561.

At end of May to be 9000.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

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See SEEEEEEE!!! HOUSE ARREST IS WORRRRRRRKING!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (nw6Hr)

557 I'm betting there is a 90% increase in strokes among young people who have a history of strokes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bad news. We're up to 0.0% dead from COVID-19 at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (IwDj9)

558 555 Plus, nekkid Charlotte Rampling.

Which is never a bad thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (9wmyx)

==========

I have a feeling naked Charlotte Ramling today would be a bad thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

559 476 Cuomo's wife needs to give that child zinc. No sense of smell is a standard symptom of zinc deficiency.

There's a lot of info about using zinc against the Wuflu. If it were me with a sick kid, I'd be researching the hell out of it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 23, 2020 01:42 PM (JKNZq)

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I have been doubling up on the multivitamins, and taking C, D, Zinc. I figure it is cheap preventive measures.

Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)

560
Yes it does.
How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?
There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.

Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)


You also need to quit smoking pot.

Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:52 PM (Fs5vw)

561 I hope Ace is drinking Living Water.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2020 01:52 PM (6uDCr)

562 If Fredo dies, does Andrew inherit his sister in law's "favors", like the Biden's or the Kennedy's?

Posted by: Downcast at April 23, 2020 01:53 PM (eMrsr)

563 See SEEEEEEE!!! HOUSE ARREST IS WORRRRRRRKING!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (nw6Hr)
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I haven't seen any elephants since we started either.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)

564 8 I though Fredo was a fag?
____________

I am the kid's biological father!

Posted by: Cuomos' pool guy at April 23, 2020 01:53 PM (k4dH2)

565 I haven't seen any elephants since we started either.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (nw6Hr)

566
I don't know about if CO pot shops are required to have masks or not. The one by my place in Adams County is plastered in COVID protocol signs, and everyone appears to go in and out masked up. Not sure if that's house rules, or a Governor Pole-Ass diktat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (Ibl1K)

567 537 >>>Remember, Lots of Fluids. Lots of fluids!


I started drinking more yesterday. I think it helped a lot.

Posted by: ace at April 23, 2020 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

This is a problem with you even when you're not sick.

STOP.IT!

Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (cF8AT)

568 544 Remember, years ago, when almost every night on the ONT there would be a weepy remembrance of some WWII or Korean veteran, "gone too soon," and the number of them who were leaving us every day, and how important it was to cherish and honor these wonderful people, the greatest ever, while we still had them?
Guess you bumfuckers just wiped your middle-aged ass with that.Nobody had EVER better say that here again, after the mouthcrap we've seen vomited up in the last week.

Look, politick what the hell ever politics you have to. But this deliberately cruel, let's-knife-grandma shit is just embarrassing. So transparent that real people are going to make fun of you. I will cheer them on.

So the Mile-Niles ("Damn you, I don't have to spell it!") are too young, and my father, for instance, really ought to roll over and stop interfering with our hair cut schedule (!), whatever age we are this week must be Just Right. Wait until it's your "mortality you can't come to terms with." Fun!



Wut.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (BRpqW)

569 Anyone ever watched a Peter Zeihan speech?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (EfthP)

570 5 percent of what??
2,000 dead out of 40,000 cases out of 37-million; and I just read 620,000 tested. And assuming the 2,000 isn't goosed with "complications" deaths like Warren's brother.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

571 552
Yes it does.
How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?
There are even reports of neurological and circulatory issues.

Latest reports include strokes amongst young people.
Posted by: rd at April 23, 2020 01:44 PM (+0uDE)


Beer does that too.
Posted by: Sooner at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)

About 1 out of 6 strokes to people under 45.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

572 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 23, 2020 01:50 PM (8IOEj)
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I bet you're a load of fun at parties.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 23, 2020 01:55 PM (sWM8x)

573 DC reported today a Covid-related death of a 105-year-old female.

She died from cv alright, she was 105 afterall (C+V)

Posted by: Rex B at April 23, 2020 01:55 PM (l/flJ)

574 How many will have Fibrosis in their lungs?

I am going to have" fiber-osis" in my lungs because of having to wear a darn flannel scarf over my mouth and nose (That's all I had) to go into the supermarket, until so very kind Bluebell sent masks she made for my family to wear. Thanks, and God bless you, Bluebell!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2020 01:55 PM (bW1Yb)

575 This is a problem with you even when you're not sick.

STOP.IT!
Posted by: Tami

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Tami... careful with your choice of words. Ace *could* interperet STOP IT with stop drinking.

A better phrase might have been "HYDRATE!!!" or "BOTTOMS UP"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:55 PM (nw6Hr)

576 I have a feeling naked Charlotte Ramling today would be a bad thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2020 01:56 PM (QE8X6)

577
Yeah, Jonah's so smart. A cognitive elite, that one. I'd say he never read the Declaration of Independence, but he's not actually ignorant. Just disingenuous.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:56 PM (Ibl1K)

578 I don't know about if CO pot shops are required to have masks or not. The one by my place in Adams County is plastered in COVID protocol signs, and everyone appears to go in and out masked up. Not sure if that's house rules, or a Governor Pole-Ass diktat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (Ibl1K)

then how do you test drive the product?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2020 01:56 PM (nRk/c)

579 Don't know how many missions they flew but
because the number of hours B-52 pilots were logging it increased the number of hours required by airlines. So B-52 pilots would re-up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 01:56 PM (zk16/)

580 More people in their 20s-40s dying?



I'd like a link for that, please. I'm interested in why DC wouldn't
follow exactly the same nursing home/80 year old pattern that is
happening everywhere else.
April 23, 2020 01:43 PM (IwDj9)

12% of DC's population of 710,000 or so is over the age of 65, with 78% under the age of 54. But I'll try to find a good link to summarize what I've been reading over the past while.

Posted by: Vendette at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (SIXRk)

581 Didn't Canada have a mass shooter yesterday? Whats up with that?
No licence and illegal firearms (I assume illegally-owned and not banned weapons) not including the handgun he took from a dead Mountie so it's getting stifled a bit now though Justin vows to pass more laws to stop nuts!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (TQ/zJ)

582 Colorado has over 500 'rona deaths already and the # will jump. They are going to reclassify a couple hundred deaths of folks that were never tested as being from the 'rona based on symptoms. But Polis (D gay dude) is still letting hair and nail salons and tattoo parlors reopen on Monday.

Somehow our highish deaths per capita and the guv'nor deciding not to kill off his economy with continued shutdown is fine. Gay Dems cannot be attacked by the FNM. The FNM has simply switched to stories of heroic business owners who are going to voluntarily remain closed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (T9Hmo)

583 NOOOOOOOOd

Posted by: Boots at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (oGBso)

584 453 Mike takes over as the candidate and picks Obama as her VP.
Posted by: DanMan at April 23, 2020 01:36 PM (XTiHL)

Can't. The VP has to be someone who is qualifed to be President.

Qualified in the Constitutional sense, not in the competence sense, clearly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2020 01:39 PM (rmY2H)


The Constitution does not explicitly require the Vice President or a candidate for Vice President to meet the qualifications for becoming President. Not that I can find. The 25th Amendment sort-of implies it. The 20th Amendment sort-of says a VP candidate does not need to meet the qualifications for President.

Posted by: Gref at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (AMIL/)

585 About 1 out of 6 strokes to people under 45.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

-------

Wait.

16% of people under 45 have a stroke??

Is that what youre saying??? Cuz it sounds like that whats youre saying.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:57 PM (nw6Hr)

586 Checking World Meter, US now reporting 48,868 deaths.


US functional death rate has risen to 0.000 pct.

Posted by: Larry Mondello at April 23, 2020 01:58 PM (TIVrz)

587 I would think Michelle wants no part of 4 more years in DC, the WH, and politics, but I don't really understand how the Left thinks and am proven wrong all the time.

What I *do* know is that running against Trump will not be the typical cake walk a Democrat POTUS has vs. a GOPe candidate.

I don't think she really wants to be scorched by him daily, even knowing she can count on 110% support from the MSM, her party, and the built-in Women's March/Soros/University/Entertainment industry support. The only way the DNC could sell that to her ( or anyone who hasn't already attempted a run this year) is that it would be an October surprise-like late announcement so that she would only endure a few days or weeks of a challenge from Trump.

We'll see, I guess?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:58 PM (bDqIh)

588 I have a feeling naked Charlotte Ramling today would be a bad thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)



Well, perhaps no longer prime.

But put her next to naked Hillary Clinton(who is a year younger),

and her nekkidness would become an Oasis of Sexual Delight for Your Poor Abused Eyes to rest upon.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2020 01:59 PM (9wmyx)

589 8 I though Fredo was a fag?
____________

I am the kid's biological father!
Posted by: Cuomos' pool guy at April 23, 2020 01:53 PM (k4dH2)

********
Sure you are...

Posted by: The Paolo at April 23, 2020 01:59 PM (flINI)

590 -----

See SEEEEEEE!!! HOUSE ARREST IS WORRRRRRRKING!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:51 PM (nw6Hr)


Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 02:03 PM (zk16/)

591 I don't know about if CO pot shops are required to have masks or not. The one by my place in Adams County is plastered in COVID protocol signs, and everyone appears to go in and out masked up. Not sure if that's house rules, or a Governor Pole-Ass diktat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

On the Western Slope, you place your order online, pay for it and then they give you a time to show up and will give you your order curbside. Or so I've been told

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2020 02:03 PM (oiNtH)

592 Two interesting thread with info about that NIH doctor that claims he was ousted by Trump for opposing HCQ...

https://tinyurl.com/ydfawrm6

https://tinyurl.com/yd93sgj5

Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 02:04 PM (cF8AT)

593 >>>The only way the DNC could sell that to her ( or anyone who hasn't already attempted a run this year) is that it would be an October surprise-like late announcement so that she would only endure a few days or weeks of a challenge from Trump.

We'll see, I guess?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2020 01:58 PM (bDqIh)


And she wouldn't help them keep the congressional seats they have.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 23, 2020 02:05 PM (zk16/)

594 I remember Mooch complaining about living in a "fishbowl" while at the WH and of course living in a place built by slaves. Why would she want to trade in her current lifestyle and hobnobbing with celebrities for a VP slot?

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2020 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

595 416 We're wops, dagos, goombahs, greaseballs--and PROUD of it!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2020 01:31 PM (CqE5x)

I forget who said it, but some writer once said that people from societies which are, or were once top dogs culturally tend to shrug off any insults.

In other words, "yeah, we're wops and dagos - but Michelangelo and the Romans and Chianti and pasta and pizza - so f off."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 23, 2020 02:06 PM (HabA/)

596 Tami... careful with your choice of words. Ace *could* interperet STOP IT with stop drinking.

A better phrase might have been "HYDRATE!!!" or "BOTTOMS UP"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 23, 2020 01:55 PM (nw6Hr)

He's already not drinking...hard to stop something you're not doing. He needs an IV...and he needs a shelf for his IV.

Posted by: Tami < click for link to grammie's GFM at April 23, 2020 02:07 PM (cF8AT)

597 "Posted by: Way, Way Downriver"

Who are you talking to?

Posted by: Chris M at April 23, 2020 02:10 PM (eAZVt)

598 https://bit.ly/3eKSPY3
*******
HHS officials say reassignment of vaccine expert has been in the works for months | One America News Network
******
Another Deep State try down the shitter

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 23, 2020 02:10 PM (B8vRY)

599
so lockdowns don't work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 23, 2020 02:29 PM (G51Gf)

600 "We overthrew the greatest contemporary empire's rule in one of its most valuable overseas assets because they taxed our tea without our say so. Go fuck yourself."
-Thomas Jefferson, OG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 23, 2020 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, Jonah Goldbrickhead has no clue what any colonial era "founder" would have done because he's completely devoid of any of their sense of how valuable liberty and freedom was to them...

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2020 04:10 PM (32YRo)

601 After telling Pro-Life and Consrvatives were not welcome Looks like this old arrogant old Peacock is paying the Price

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 23, 2020 04:39 PM (FLiOE)

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