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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/20/20)

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(Thank you Mr. President, H/T Duncanthrax)


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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“What better of a time to paint it than when it’s dead and people need something exciting and happy in their lives,” Christina Guerrant


Quote III

“I understood it looked a little creepy with my car just cruising along slowly and pulling over for imaginary stops. Once she heard what I was doing, she felt really bad about it,” Amy Kellems


Quote III

“The other inference that I draw from your question, which is that areas of hospitality will be among the last to exit the lockdown — yes, that is true.”Cabinet Office minister Michael Gove


Quote IV

“I don’t really want his advice,” President Donald Trump


Quote V

If it is deemed safe for those antibodies-positive people to “hug the heck” out their grandmas after proving their immunity credentials, then why on earth is it also not permissible for these same people to be at their jobs, places of worship, or at least the corner pub enjoying some semblance of happy hour?Robert Bridge


Quote VI

“Ms. Pelosi do you know how many desperate veterans that twenty five million dollars you gave the Kennedy Center could have given a reason for living,”
“My guess is you just don’t give a damn.” Charlie Daniels

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He's so f*cking dumb. It's amazing he can breathe on his own.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is just flabbergasted that criminals, upon being released on prison early to keep them from getting sick, might go on to – and hold your breath here – commit even more crimes.

Following a New York Post report detailing how some criminals released from NYC prisons over COVID-19 concerns have since continued to break the law amid the city’s coronavirus shutdown, De Blasio said it was “unconscionable” that the former inmates would commit more crimes.

“I think it’s unconscionable just on a human level that folks were shown mercy and this is what some of them have done,” De Blasio said during a Monday morning press briefing.


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When the Kung flu bullshit overreaction gets sorted out hopefully institutions of higher learning are culled. Another day another outrage.

Public university fired professor for calling microaggressions handout ‘garbage’: lawsuit

The university sent an explicit message: “Agree with us or else”‘

The University of North Texas fired a full-time math professor for the weighty crime of disagreeing with fliers on “microaggressions,” according to a First Amendment lawsuit filed Thursday in federal court.

Represented by the Alliance Defending Freedom, Nathaniel Hiers alleges the taxpayer-funded institution rescinded his spring contract “without notice” for making a joke. UNT retaliated against him, engaged in content- and viewpoint-based discrimination, and attempted to compel speech from him.


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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You TM

Ten weeds you can eat

Your backyard could be loaded with edibles.

There was a time when the only place you might encounter a thicket of invasive Japanese knotweed or a tangle of pokeweed was while bushwacking in the urban or rural wilds. While most weeds will be left to languish in the wilderness, there is a growing awareness that many of these unruly plants—usually a blight to farmers and home gardeners—have something in common: They can be quite good to eat. This spring, bundles of tender, young knotweed and pokeweed shoots will be appearing tentatively at greenmarkets. Along with wild cresses, aggressive onions, rampant mugwort, and habitat-altering autumn berries, they represent a steadily rising tide of edibles-formerly-known-as-weeds becoming available to cooks.

Or there could be a tasty white-tail deer back there. Love the one when you're with.


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REALLY NSFW: LANGUAGE


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Mark Dice portrays Macho Tater

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Jews and Christians recently were not allowed to celebrate their Holy Days. What will the Muslims do for their upcoming Holy Month of Ramadan?

A Syracuse mosque is still open for daily prayers amid the Coronavirus shutdown as Christians are threatened and fined for attending drive-in services.

New York is the country’s Coronavirus epicenter with more than 18,000 deaths, however this mosque is still open for prayers.

This mosque located on the north side was once the Holy Trinity Catholic Church, but it closed down due to lack of parishioners — now it is considered a victory mosque.

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May 27th is a big day. Not only is Wisconsin supposedly be free of its Nazi occupation. Astronauts are being sent into space from American soil.

The last space shuttle launched in 2011 and NASA hasn't sent astronauts to space from US soil since then. That long dry patch is set to end on May 27 when the SpaceX Crew Dragon is scheduled to head to the International Space Station with two crew members on board.


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Take a good look at this smug cuck. He doesn't care for dress casual wear while you are forced to work from home.

Are You Wearing Sweatpants While Working At Home During Bat Soup Virus? The LA Times Is Not Happy With You

No matter what is going on, there will always be hot takes. People being Offended. I suspect if we had an alien invasion, nuclear war, a supervolcano going off, a zombie apocalypse, you’d still have SJWs being SWJs and naggy nags being nags


My work from home outfits? Depending on the season, shorts & t-shirts or sweat pants & hoodies. Some days they even match.

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Fear mongering. Or how the Kung flu is actually causing real harm to people who need medical care.

Although canceling procedures such as elective hernia repairs and knee replacements is relatively straightforward, for many interventions the line between urgent and nonurgent can be drawn only in retrospect. As Brian Kolski, director of the structural heart disease program at St. Joseph Hospital in Orange County, California, told me, “A lot of procedures deemed ‘elective’ are not necessarily elective.” Two patients in his practice whose transthoracic aortic valvular replacements were postponed, for example, died while waiting. “These patients can’t wait 2 months,” Kolski said. “Some of them can’t wait 2 weeks.” Rather than a broad moratorium on elective procedures, Kolski believes we need a more granular approach. “What has been the actual toll on some of these patients?” he asked.

Kill the economy, indirectly kill ill non-Kung flu patients, good. Orangeman and the constitution, bad. Very bad.

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My guess if you look up the definition of the word c**t, a photo of Joy Behar would be present. Joy Behar wouldn't know what a "domestic terrorist" was if it slapped her across her fat mouth.

“The View” co-host Joy Behar has let it be known that if you’re exercising two of our most essential constitutional rights at the same time, you’re a “domestic terrorist” who, ostensibly, should be jailed. Or something.

During her Monday program, Behar claimed that Americans who show up armed to protest ‘stay-at-home’ orders imposed as part of ongoing coronavirus-related shutdowns are “being egged on” by right-wing media types Rush Limbaugh and Alex Jones and, thus, are ‘threats’ to our way of life.

“These people are being egged on by right-wing media people like Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh. Why are you bringing guns to a rally?” she said.

Um, because we’re allowed to?

“You want to call yourself protesters, leave your guns at home. Those are terrorists who bring guns to things — to rallies. I don’t trust that at all. And don’t listen to these people,” Behar continued.


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The story behind 4/20.

In 1971, somewhere around harvest time in California, a group of San Rafael High School students known as “the Waldos,” because they liked to congregate outside class against a wall, inherited a map. It allegedly led to a crop of abandoned cannabis plants near the Point Reyes Peninsula Coast Guard station, just up the coast from San Francisco. The friends planned to meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to see if the map was real. For weeks, the Waldos gathered at 4:20 and hopped in a ’66 Chevy Impala, smoking joints the whole way out. The Waldos never actually found the hidden treasure, yet the term “420” became embedded in their dialogue, referring to their favorite plant while teachers and parents were conveniently left in the dark.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



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He fought the law. And the law and the heavy equipment won. Genius Award Winner.

A man protesting the handling of coronavirus in state prisons was taken into custody Friday morning after he trapped himself in two concrete-filled barrels outside the Governor's Mansion, police said.

Jordan Mazurek, 28, was first seen outside the fence of the mansion in downtown Tallahassee around 6 a.m. He identifies himself on social media as a sociologist from Fort Worth, Texas, and the "national organizer and co-creator of the Campaign to Fight Toxic Prisons."


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Weekly commenter stats for week of 4-19-2020


Top 10 commenters:
1 [719 comments] 'Sponge - China is asshoe!' [100.92 posts/day]
2 [703 comments] 'Skip'
3 [510 comments] 'm'
4 [504 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
5 [465 comments] 'Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo'
6 [444 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
7 [428 comments] 'runner'
8 [422 comments] 'Axeman'
9 [409 comments] 'deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug'
10 [401 comments] 'qdpsteve'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [114 names] 'Try a little Tenderness' [16.00 unique names/day]
2 [76 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [60 names] 'Axeman'
4 [35 names] '18-1'
5 [34 names] 'freaked'
6 [32 names] 'Notorious BFD'
7 [31 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
8 [26 names] 'Ha'
9 [26 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
10 [23 names] 'Bertram Cabot, Jr.'

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Portmanteau.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. This is The ONT, we don't need no stinkin' dress code.

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1 Uno

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (vs2ae)

2 St

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (Lhcx9)

3 Ahem.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (HuH1F)

4 Two

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (vs2ae)

5 Dos

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (vFvx9)

6 First

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (ZCEU2)

7 What a great ONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

8 coulda been a contender

Posted by: boomers remember stuff at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (+U5Yr)

9 Just clearing my throat.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (HuH1F)

10 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (JFzNN)

11 Zapp the Zappa thread...

Posted by: iandeal at April 20, 2020 10:08 PM (vgGyZ)

12 OMG--that top picture is great!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

13 You should put that certificate up on your refrigerator, MisHum.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

14 Brushes imaginary dust off my epaulets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:08 PM (vs2ae)

15 Top 1000!

Posted by: Colonel Nathan Jessup at April 20, 2020 10:08 PM (jol/7)

16 Got sidetracked by my touch screen

Posted by: Skip at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (ZCEU2)

17 Ah....shit

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (jol/7)

18 Hahahaha......the top photo.......you sick bastard!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (NSEzS)

19 9 Just clearing my throat.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 20, 2020 10:07 PM (HuH1F)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (OzQGF)

20 That's a photoshop. There's no way Trump likes Zappa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (XVuno)

21 Georgia gets partial end to shutdown this weekend Mostly hair salons and gyms because we were all getting fat and hairy here. I'll take it.

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2020 10:09 PM (sGobE)

22 I did not spend over a billion dollars to appear this late in the ONT,

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg, honorary Lilliputian at April 20, 2020 10:10 PM (a4EWo)

23 Top photo is fake news!!!

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2020 10:10 PM (Z7lwY)

24 Do you think Trump is a Zappa man?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:10 PM (vs2ae)

25 Love that photo up top, Mis Hum! Nice recognition from PDT!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 20, 2020 10:10 PM (WFcrO)

26 Here's to a troll free ONT...

Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (gD6Ka)

27
So MisHum, you got a proclamation issued by President Trump for your masters-level Zappaology course.


But did he send you a hat?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (sy5kK)

28
Coulda been first but I was beating one of the serfs on my estate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)

29 Insom worked all week and STILL made the top 10 commenters. That's dedication!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (OzQGF)

30 I know either PDT or some of his people read this blog...I think a vague shout out would be in line one of these days.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (85Gof)

31 Well, hello, campers!

Posted by: RI Red at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (tdDf9)

32 I am on the leader board !

*of course I on the leader board, I made close to 100 comments on the last thread alone...

and with that, good night !

Posted by: runner at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (zr5Kq)

33 Heya ONT.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (ssqLp)

34 26 Here's to a troll free ONT...
Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (gD6Ka)



MisHum does NOT fool around with the banhammer, God love him.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

35 Brian Stelter is made of vagina.

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (jol/7)

36 just saw this on twatter


"President Trump is signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States."

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

37 Here's to a Kim-free world shortly.

Truly gravely ill or a coup?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (COzlW)

38 Evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (JFzNN)

39 boom!
Trump just closed the border.

Posted by: This is Xi NN ... at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (MWv5n)

40 35 Brian Stelter is made of vagina.
Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (jol


Vagina has a purpose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (vs2ae)

41 Holy shit, did her really?? Oh the butthurt is going to be EPIC!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (OzQGF)

42 mom 2020:

For real?

Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (uUJI/)

43 Coulda been first but I was beating one of the serfs on my estate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)


Amateur, I have a serf whose sole job is to hit F5 repeatedly starting at 2145!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

44 @realDonaldTrump
In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)

45 Trump stepped over the line with that Zappa thing. We've got him now, gin up the impeachment machine.

Posted by: Nancy at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (0FTCx)

46 just saw this on twatter


"President Trump is signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)


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I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (XVuno)

47
Coulda been first but I was beating one of the serfs on my estate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)


You should, at the very least, stop eating ice cream as you beat him.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

48
If Joy Behar was your neighbor, would you kill her first, or kill yourself first?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

49 28
Coulda been first but I was beating one of the serfs on my estate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:15 PM (jol/7)

50 Zappa is a waste of bits. Bring back Yoko, you slob.

Posted by: Dave G at April 20, 2020 10:15 PM (Lk9ea)

51 mom 2020= vmom 2020

Posted by: Floridachick at April 20, 2020 10:15 PM (uUJI/)

52 Hey everybody! Thanks for the ONT MisHum.

But I'm sorry, that top photo just looks photoshopped to me. Call me crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

53 The proper name is succotash.

Posted by: Eromero at April 20, 2020 10:16 PM (XhWtx)

54
I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (XVuno)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

55 29 Insom worked all week and STILL made the top 10 commenters. That's dedication!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (OzQGF)

Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 20, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

56 FYI

Former first lady Michelle Obama made a big push for vote by mail during a virtual voter registration drive on Monday that included appearances by a giddy Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, who recently recovered from COVID-19. While the online event was billed as a non-partisan effort, it was dominated by former Obama administration faces, including former special White House advisor Valerie Jarrett.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2020 10:16 PM (85Gof)

57 44 @realDonaldTrump
In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)


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I've cleared my docket.

Posted by: Wiki Wacky Random Hawaiian Judge No. 16 at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)

58 Allahpundit's going to need some extra cream to spread on his butt when he hears about this immigration news.

Posted by: Kensington at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (kt2AE)

59 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/
1252418369170501639

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (G546f)

60 Viva Trump!

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (KOaTi)

61 Trump suspending immigration into US.

Posted by: Ha at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (+/ouO)

62 Gov Kemp lifted some of the sanctions effective April 24.
You know what that means, right?
Ms. ALH will finally get her long awaited pedicure.
Thank you Lord Jesus Amen!

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (Lhcx9)

63 "President Trump is signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)]


Do H1B's count as immigrants?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)

64 I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.

Disconcerting.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (K22Va)

65 Dems are going to run in circles.

Trump is a racist for stopping flights from China!

Trump didn't stop flights from China fast enough!

Trump is a racist for closing the border!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (vs2ae)

66 {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

67 Luckily for Blubbering Pussy Stelter, the glory hole lets the Chinese cock in and keeps the Chinkflu out.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (vFvx9)

68 Vagina has a purpose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (vs2ae)

So does Brian Stelter.

To make Chris Hayes seem masculine, I guess?

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (jol/7)

69 64 I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.

Disconcerting.
Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (K22Va)

Sweet! That was my second choice of costume

Posted by: Gov Blackface at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (SxBH1)

70 Sorry I missed the Nesbit discussion on the last thread. I LOVE her. She wrote at least a little for adults, too - her short story collection "In Homespun", which is on Project Gutenberg, is definitely not for kids.

And I always liked Puddleglum too, but my favorite Narnia character is Eustace. One of these days, I need to finish that essay I have half-written in my head, "The Circumcision and Baptism of Eustace Clarence Scrubb". (Short version: when Aslan tore the dragon skin off him painfully and threw him into the pond, that was his circumcision and subsequent baptism. And as Lewis says, "He began to be a different boy.")

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

71 MsHum, that first photo is simply perfect.

I hope it'll be the cover art on your First! album of Zappa cover songs?

Oh, and I'd like to have your autograph, too.

Preferably, on a generous check drawn from your COB expense account, natch.


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

72 Rampant Mugwort sounds like a social disease

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (arJlL)

73 COUNTRY IS CLOSED
MOOSE OUTSIDE SHOULDA TOLDYA

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (G546f)

74 Can someone tell Joy Brayhard to shut the hell up.
Her stupid hurts my ears. How do people stand her?

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (pl2Fk)

75 Excuse me while I indulge in a long deep draft of ice cold xenophobia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (XVuno)

76

The US intelligence agencies are receiving information that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is in grave danger after undergoing surgery, CNN reported on Monday.

Earlier Monday, a South Korean media report said that the 36-year-old despot was being treated following a cardiovascular procedure earlier this month.

The reclusive leader missed the celebration of his grandfather's birthday, the nation's founder, Kim Il Sung, on April 15, sparking speculations about his health.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (aKsyK)

77 Trump should make the precondition to end the suspension of immigration to be when all states Stay at Home orders are ended.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (Z7lwY)

78 Ellsworth Clewer "Sonny" Wisecarver Jr., called the Woo Woo Kid


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellsworth_Wisecarver

Posted by: I have the ass of a woman twice my age at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (SVTKX)

79 journalist Julian Reichelt really lets China know of what Germans think about their Virus responsibilities.

Daily Caller article.

https://tinyurl.com/ybjo889e

Do Chinese missiles only aim at the US, or can they be re-directed to Bonn?

Silly me, ever since Bill Clinton let Chinese spies steal US design of the navigation systems of ballistic missiles, of course they can!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (sy5kK)

80 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

Serious question Mrs. Peel, is the Narnia series readable (and worth reading) by people over 29?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

81 Evening, Horde.

So, the Burning Times are truly upon us.

"Ten weeds you can eat"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (di1hb)

82 Oh, and I'd like to have your autograph, too.

Preferably, on a generous check drawn from your COB expense account, natch.


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (QzJWU)


Ya never know, i might show up at a TXMoMe and share my dental card with you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

83 I love you guys, but I think I'm going to take a break for a while. I can't handle the news. Between losing our pup Saturday, having zero income and being eligible for zero help, not being able to find jobs and the (I'm pretty sure) faked corona numbers, my anxiety and depression are very high.

Tomorrow, my mom is coming over and we're going to head to a garden center that is open. I'm going to grab some more plants for our garden. Then concentrate in trying to read paper books, bake, work in the yard and generally get some sun and outdoor time.

I hope you all stay well. Those of you who have my email know how to reach me. I need to work on me. Please stay healthy and take care of you and yours. I'll pray for you and for our President and this country. We are under attack from so many angles. We need an intervention.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp)

84 Breaking story at Free Beacon that Kim Jong Un is fading fast right now as a result of a botched cardio procedure...

Hmmm....

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

85 Bertram (and probably others) beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

86 Trump excluded Mittens from a conference every other GOP senator was on. Brrrrrr, getting a little cold for Mittens. His nips are rubbing against his magic underwear.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (COzlW)

87 There's a rumor going around that Joy Behar is retiring soon.
I's sure we'll all miss her, too.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Lhcx9)

88 vmom- my mother's cousin in Italy got the 'rona bad. He's been on a ventilator for two weeks. He lives about 8 hrs away from the hotspot

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KOaTi)

89 Gotta say this for Trump, he knows how to take the initiative in a conflict and keep his opponents on their heels.

I wonder if it's a strategy to flush Biden out. The media have to go to Biden for a reaction, don't they?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Wm5SB)

90 Conference call.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (COzlW)

91 401 comments?

MisHum is right, I need to get a life. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

92 Former first lady Michelle Obama made a big push for vote by mail during a virtual voter registration drive on Monday that included appearances by a giddy Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, who recently recovered from COVID-19. While the online event was billed as a non-partisan effort, it was dominated by former Obama administration faces, including former special White House advisor Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2020 10:16 PM (85Gof)


Voting by mail is a terrible idea. Did you know that over 1,800,000 of the Russians who elected Donald Trump in 2016 cast their ballots by mail? True fact. Be sure to tell everyone you know.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

93 hugs dangergirl

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (G546f)

94
To the vet with Dutchess to determine whether surgery to set her broken leg is warranted. He thought her unsteadiness may be caused by her epilepsy medicine, so we're stopping the potassium bromide to see if she improves. We're taking her for a neurological exam tomorrow. Poor thing has had nothing but trouble all her life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)

95 Ya never know, i might show up at a TXMoMe and share my dental card with you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)


That would be wonderful!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

96 86 Trump excluded Mittens from a conference every other GOP senator was on. Brrrrrr, getting a little cold for Mittens. His nips are rubbing against his magic underwear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (COzlW)


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: ALH at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (Lhcx9)

97 Doesn't a Hawaiian judges order top an executive order?

Posted by: Ripley at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (sGobE)

98 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp)

Hang in there LiL Sis

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

99 65 Dems are going to run in circles.

Trump is a racist for stopping flights from China!

Trump didn't stop flights from China fast enough!

Trump is a racist for closing the border!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:17 PM (vs2ae)

Keep chasing your tail, Democrats.

You'll catch it soon, I'm sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

100
There's a rumor going around that Joy Behar is retiring soon.
I's sure we'll all miss her, too.
Posted by: ALH


I'd like to introduce her to Kim's doctor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (aKsyK)

101 81 Evening, Horde.

So, the Burning Times are truly upon us.

"Ten weeds you can eat"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf



I seem to recall a book by Stephen King (The Gunslinger?) where some unfortunate folks got to eating weeds and grass and went mad. I haven't read it in over 30 years so my memory is a bit hazy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (JIkrm)

102 How is everyone this evening?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (Ept+j)

103 86 Trump excluded Mittens from a conference every other GOP senator was on. Brrrrrr, getting a little cold for Mittens. His nips are rubbing against his magic underwear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (COzlW)


I saw that last night on TV.

What a warm, wonderful feeling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (sy5kK)

104 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp)

I'm sorry things have been and are so very, very stressful for you-and others. Thanks for letting us know, and for the prayers. The pray-ers will pray for you. We will miss you, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (WI7YS)

105 Puddleglum, were they Christians?

In King's books, the Christians always go crazy/feral first. It's obvious he has no respect for believers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

106 Vic,
Love your rant...really.

But dude, you need a spit guard...perhaps a mask.

Good rant though!

Posted by: browndog at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (gD6Ka)

107 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)

Hadrian, I sincerely hope that the vet can find something that will help Duchess.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)

108
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp)

Stay healthy and come back to cheer us up when you feel you can.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:24 PM (K22Va)

109 101 I seem to recall a book by Stephen King (The Gunslinger?) where some unfortunate folks got to eating weeds and grass and went mad. I haven't read it in over 30 years so my memory is a bit hazy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2020 10:22 PM (JIkrm)

Called it Devils Weed or something like that IIRC. Yes, it was one of those Gunslinger novels.

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:25 PM (jol/7)

110 102 How is everyone this evening?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (Ept

Stir crazy. Angry at our burgeoning Hitler class.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:25 PM (vs2ae)

111 DangerGirl, please email me.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 20, 2020 10:25 PM (di1hb)

112 105: I don't remember qdpsteve. It was a series of books. I read the first 2 and never followed up on it. They made a movie a few years ago but it tanked. It had Idris Elba and Matthew McConahayhayhay. (or whatever there names are)

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (JIkrm)

113 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

Not Mrs. Peel, but I'll give my opinion. Very well written and engaging series as long as you don't mind that the main characters are mostly kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (WI7YS)

114 I wonder if it's a strategy to flush Biden out. The media have to go to Biden for a reaction, don't they?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Wm5SB)

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C'mon man, this isn't, the thing, it's the thing, you know, we keep the bohunks out and we stop being America.

Posted by: Sunset Joe Biden at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (XVuno)

115 Re the news about Lil' Kim, I didn't know the Nork generals were calling a hail of bullets a "cardiovascular procedure" these days, but if that's what they wanna call it...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

116
Suggested spelling is "pron".

So the advertising bots don't single out ace.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (sy5kK)

117

Facebook's Zuckerberg Says Protests That Violate Stay-at-home Orders Are "Harmful Misinformation," Ads For Them On Facebook Will Be Taken Down

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (aKsyK)

118 83 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp)

That's rough. Hoping something breaks for you soon.

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:27 PM (jol/7)

119 Prayers continue for Duchess and the Hadrian the Seventh family. Good luck on the appointment tomorrow!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 20, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

120 Mis Hum, does that award come with one free Presidential pardon? If so, I has a suggestion.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 10:27 PM (2ygtH)

121 Prayers for the pooch Dutchess, Hadrian.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:27 PM (COzlW)

122 Katy Tur(DD) her sources say KIm Jong-Un is brain dead

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (VYa0P)

123 88 vmom- my mother's cousin in Italy got the 'rona bad. He's been on a ventilator for two weeks. He lives about 8 hrs away from the hotspot
Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KOaTi)

Oh kallisto, I am so sorry
prayers for him

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)

124 115 Re the news about Lil' Kim, I didn't know the Nork generals were calling a hail of bullets a "cardiovascular procedure" these days, but if that's what they wanna call it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

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Watching the arc of that mortar shell coming at you puts an incredible stress on the old ticker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)

125 Trump closes borders. 'Bout damn time. Send the troups. Commie heads explode.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (pl2Fk)

126 118 83 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp


Prayer up! Ain't no challenge you can't handle. None. This will pass.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (vs2ae)

127
FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:26 PM (WI7YS)


Thanks Fen, I need to read more CSL, not quite sure where to start!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (BiNEL)

128 So who takes over for Li'l Kim? His sister? His brother who has never been in politics? Or will it be like Death of Stalin? Hilarity and brutality in equal measures?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (VNfwt)

129 122 Katy Tur(DD) her sources say KIm Jong-Un is brain dead


Well, she has that in common with him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (JIkrm)

130
Breaking story at Free Beacon that Kim Jong Un is fading fast right now as a result of a botched cardio procedure...

Khrustalyov, my car!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (mht8P)

131 How the heck is Insome still 5th in comments during his first full week of employment? Somebody is really slacking!

Posted by: Turn Two at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (WWe1O)

132 Hrothgar - I'm probably not the best person to answer that because I still (re)read a lot of children's classics like Wind in the Willows, Chronicles of Prydain, etc., and authors like L'Engle, Nesbit, Alcott, Burnett, Angela Brazil (pronounced brazzle), LM Montgomery, etc., etc. So, in my opinion, absolutely, but you have to take that with a grain of salt because I would also recommend the Chronicles of Prydain.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (rWZ8Y)

133 122 Katy Tur(DD) her sources say KIm Jong-Un is brain dead
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (VYa0P)

Katy Tur would know.

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (jol/7)

134 30 I know either PDT or some of his people read this blog...I think a vague shout out would be in line one of these days.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 20, 2020 10:12 PM (85Gof)


The Horde is Trump's defacto Think Tank.

Where else is he gonna go?

Daily Kos?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (sy5kK)

135 Posted by: Blutarski at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (VNfwt)
*******
Named his Sister his successor

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (VYa0P)

136 The Screwtape Letters is good. The Out of the Silent Planet books are also pretty good, but I think they could have had some more editing.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:30 PM (rWZ8Y)

137 Holy crap! Trump shut the border! And Lil Kim might be mort.

Posted by: Jmel at April 20, 2020 10:30 PM (OeWgo)

138 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (ssqLp

Prayers up DG. Hold fast!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

139 Poetic Justice if Kim is brain dead. Somewhere Otto Warmbier is laughing.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (COzlW)

140 Is Kim's sister also named Kim?

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)

141 >>> Insom worked all week and STILL made the top 10 commenters. That's dedication!
Posted by: Jordan61

Sorry, Jordan. Didn't read. So let me just say 'ditto'.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (WWe1O)

142 Named his Sister his successor
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


For real? Not doubting you, just really curious.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (VNfwt)

143 I have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (2N7oZ)

144
Named his Sister his successor
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (VYa0P)


The one our courageous news media were splooging themselves over at the Olympics?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (mht8P)

145 DangerGirl--I'm praying for you.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

146 Do H1B's count as immigrants?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

technically an H1 is just a temporary work visa
the H1's employer can then optionally sponsor the worker for an immigrant visa

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

147 One of the problem with something like loan forgiveness/furlough/whatever is the money still has to come from somewhere either more taxes or more debt.

Though we should have already seized all Chinese assets we can get to so as to pay for their bio-attack.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (WdocV)

148 140 Is Kim's sister also named Kim?
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)

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It's Kims all the way down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (XVuno)

149 Good Evening Horde

For all of us these are difficult days. Today I recalled a similar unsettled time in our nation's history, and a Canadian broadcasters message to his own audience. We came out of that time with our flag high, and we will again. See Gordon Sinclair 'The Americans' on YouTube. Sorry I can't link to it.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (FnwlK)

150 Sister had him whacked. Huh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (zoOdd)

151 Kim's sister dissed Pence at the Olympics. The media swooned with delight!

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (COzlW)

152 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (rWZ8Y)

I read Madeline L'Engle as a adult too, and really enjoyed her series. Do you know "The Dark Is Rising" series" by an Englishwoman whose name escapes me. Also read those as an adult and enjoyed them..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (WI7YS)

153 ..Ya never know, i might show up at a TXMoMe and share my dental card with you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)



*looks askance at that 2011 dental card*

..um, thanks?


Oh, and Ladyl. He didn't say "dance card", yknow?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (QzJWU)

154 Wikipedia hasn't updated Whoa, Fat's page, so he's not mort yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (vs2ae)

155 Owner of a Ronery Heart.

Posted by: Kim Jong Gone at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (jol/7)

156 In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to
protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an
Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United
States!


Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f)

Tough talk from a guy who once named his liberal sister from NJ to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (pweBr)

157 Stir crazy. Angry at our burgeoning Hitler class.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:25 PM (vs2ae)

Has 'Bama not joined the 'Rona Secession yet?

Our Governor announced today a reopening on May 1st.

Hopefully that will salvage my job.

Still a mixed bag here. My Russian babe started discussing having children today and got irritable when I indicated that I may not be completely agreeable.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (Ept+j)

158
The one our courageous news media were splooging themselves over at the Olympics?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (mht8P)
******
Yep ! That is when I knew something was wrong with him

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (VYa0P)

159 A few things that we could be doing for "stimulus" with unemployment like 20% now:

End H1Bs - sorry Americans need those jobs
Deport the illegals - sorry Americans need those jobs
Levy hefty tax penalties, or outright market bans for companies that offshore jobs - sorry Americans need those jobs.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (WdocV)

160 The one our courageous news media were splooging themselves over at the Olympics?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (mht8P)

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That's right. They loved that evil bitch because (1) fabulous style and (2) hates America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (XVuno)

161 These times are sent to try us.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

162 This is my sister Kim, and my other sister Kim.

Posted by: Kim at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (l3+k2)

163 It's Kims all the way down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (XVuno)


A Kim Lucky day.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (2N7oZ)

164 Your name not Kim? Mind if we call you Kim just to keep it clear?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (COzlW)

165
Is Kim's sister also named Kim?
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)

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It's Kims all the way down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (XVuno)


"This is Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim and Berkowitz, Berkowitz speaking."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (mht8P)

166 As I've said, many times, I admire Mr. Zappa's skills as a producer and arranger. His stuff always sound good, even when it isn't.

As for the Horde, you're lucky that MisHum isn't a fan of Iannis Xenakis. Or of The Residents.

Iannis could clear your sinuses out. And the early Residents would give Zappa pause. (They've since become quite safe, so no worries.)

Myself, I would love a month of Mr. Xenakis (I listen to his works pretty regularly) and the early Residents were an experience. That's how I'll leave it. An experience.

So, for me, tomorrow is the first of some Big Things. Wednesday is free, but then Thursday is another Big Thing.

Love you all, and you can't get away from that.

Hey, MisHum, how about a month of all the tracks from Wire's "Pink Flag"?

Just kidding. No one would enjoy it except me, and I'm not much of an audience.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (l9m7l)

167 Called it Devils Weed or something like that IIRC.
Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:25 PM (jol/7)


We've been trying to tell you since 1936.

Posted by: Producers of Reefer Madness at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

168 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (rWZ8Y)

Thanks, I've read "Letters to Malcolm: Chiefly on Prayer" recently and "The Screwtape Letters" a long time ago!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

169
I read Madeline L'Engle as a adult too, and really enjoyed her series.

***

I read the books too, though as a teenager, and enjoyed them.


I didn't bother seeing the movie - it looked terrible.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (WdocV)

170 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM (rWZ8Y)

Before the library closed for the pandemic I was reading L.M Montgomery. I had one read one of the Anne of Green Gables series when I was younger-Anne of Windy Poplars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (WI7YS)

171 Sister had him whacked. Huh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (zoOdd)

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Ooh, I hope there were hungry dogs involved. They'd be fed for a month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (XVuno)

172 123. Thanks. His wife and son also got it, however with minor symptoms. This is a very puzzling malady.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (KOaTi)

173 Top o the world Ma!!!

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (6qpCe)

174 This is my sister Kim, and my other sister Kim.
Posted by: Kim

This is my sister Kim! There are many like her but this sister Kim is Mine!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (VNfwt)

175 I hope Trump cleared the border closing with the Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (pl2Fk)

176 Sister eh? So it's a Kim-She.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (2ygtH)

177 Hey, MisHum, how about a month of all the tracks from Wire's "Pink Flag"?

Just kidding. No one would enjoy it except me, and I'm not much of an audience.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:34 PM (l9m7l)


Dont sell yourself short Beckoning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

178
Has 'Bama not joined the 'Rona Secession yet?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 10:33 PM (Ept


Not yet that I know of. Georgia and Tennessee went Freeeeeeedom today. I'm hoping we go next.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (vs2ae)

179 I wonder if any mainstream artists ever tried to hire Zappa to produce their album, and he refused.

I know in the 1980s, for instance, everybody and their dog wanted Phil Collins to produce their album. Adam Ant, Frida, Eric Clapton...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

180 https://bit.ly/3ewghbo
********
Alex Salvi on Twitter:

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (VYa0P)

181 Greetings:

Back in the early '80s, I wintered over in northern Illinois and when spring finally came to town, my co-workers took me hunting for the wild asparagus that would grow along the roadsides. Intoxicating substances were often involved but rarely slowed the gatherings,

Posted by: 11B40 at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (evgyj)

182 Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (WdocV

They doctored it up to make it more SJW friendly or inclusive, I think

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (WI7YS)

183 So Kim Yo-jong is the sister of the Nork fat guy. Gotta say, she's a one. I bet she knows stuff. Fun stuff.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (Wm5SB)

184 140 Is Kim's sister also named Kim?
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)


In Korea, the first name is the last name.

Kim is like Johnson in english.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

185 Wonderful Zappa. What an amazing crowd. It makes me so happy to see so many people standing together. Crowd porn.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (Vf4Y7)

186 How about 30 days of Minutemen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pFRP5hQVoc

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

187 Word on the street in DC that Hillary has already called to offer condolences to North Korea and also offered to buy his wardrobe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (vs2ae)

188 As for the Horde, you're lucky that MisHum isn't a fan of Iannis Xenakis. Or of The Residents.

Or mega fan of Tanya Tagaq.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (C+evo)

189 100
There's a rumor going around that Joy Behar is retiring soon.
I's sure we'll all miss her, too.
Posted by: ALH

I suspect she doesn't know about the knacker.

Posted by: Downcast at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (xgpfE)

190 187 Word on the street in DC that Hillary has already called to offer condolences to North Korea and also offered to buy his wardrobe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:37 PM (vs2ae)

LOL

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (jol/7)

191 technically an H1 is just a temporary work visa
the H1's employer can then optionally sponsor the worker for an immigrant visa

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)



For some definitions of temporary?
Thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

192 So,

On my way to work this morning (8:05 AM) from NoHo into Van Nuys via Victory Blvd.....hit a stop light just past Van Nuys Blvd....glanced to my right aaaannnndddd, just up the block, 7 to 8 LAPD officers trying to corral some crazed tweaker screaming and yelling with a shopping cart full of the most recent "Shinny Things".....of notice to me at least.....none of the boys and girls in blue...


were wearing masks....of any sort.

And I thought....most odd. Then the light changed and further thought was erased to focus on driving in what seems to be heavier traffic than what I've seen last 2 weeks.

HHhhmmm......

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (kFkpX)

193 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:28 PM (BiNEL)

Religious works or Narnia?-which I know is religious, but not obviously so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (WI7YS)

194 Kim Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (XVuno)

195 171 Sister had him whacked. Huh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (zoOdd)

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Ooh, I hope there were hungry dogs involved. They'd be fed for a month.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (XVuno)


Hogs are more efficient.

Also, tigers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, following the news at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (sy5kK)

196 "President Trump is signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States."

Hey, there, whoa, there, maybe we can re-consider this whole lockdown thing...

-D Governors

Posted by: t-bird at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (qHgVt)

197 Word on the street in DC that Hillary has already called to offer condolences to North Korea and also offered to buy his wardrobe.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The Association of Bond Villains is putting in a pretty strong counter offer.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (VNfwt)

198 Let me just say (not that anyone cares) that after being in a mood over the past four weeks that would do MPPP proud, I had a good day. The wifey gave me the okay to go motorcycle shopping today. Had to travel 3 hours out of state to Milwaukee for a test drive. Though I didn't buy anything, it was effing great to see the incredible number of bikers out on a day where it didn't top 60. God bless you fellow bikers in Wis. And btw, shove it up Evers' a$$!

Posted by: Turn Two at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (WWe1O)

199 140 Is Kim's sister also named Kim?


Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)



I believe Kim is the family name. A lot of Asian cultures go family name first, given name last. For whatever reason we seem to leave Korean names as is I guess? But like Japanese we switch them. So the creator of Mario is named Shigeru Miyamoto is how we write and say his name in English but in Japanese he would be addressed as Miyamoto Shigeru.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (Z7lwY)

200 157. of course she's irritable. The kid would be the eternal hook.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (KOaTi)

201 H1Bs get sent home if they lose their jobs unexpectedly (they have 1 month to find a new one if laid off).


This gives the employer a lot of control over them, as intended.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:40 PM (WdocV)

202 I have secret crush on Kim sister. Kim is asshoe but sister is beautiful, gracious, fashionable, charming...sigh. When I do ficky-fick with honorable wife it is Kim sister I think of.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at April 20, 2020 10:40 PM (COzlW)

203 Super ONT MisHum. Cuban screwdriver here on a moron-holiday

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 20, 2020 10:40 PM (zUdXR)

204 196
That was my first thought exactly. Hardball with the Dems.

Posted by: Jmel at April 20, 2020 10:41 PM (OeWgo)

205 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)

206 161
These times are sent to try us.

I think you are exactly right.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:41 PM (K22Va)

207 The funny thing about immigration is that for years the left told us we were overpopulated....but then they found out how to get most immigrants, legal or otherwise, to vote for them.

Now somehow we don't have *enough* people per the left.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:41 PM (WdocV)

208 Kallisto !

You're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)

209 Hillary will have to put in extra panels into the Kim suits to make them fit.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (COzlW)

210
Little known fact: her nickname is "Kim". 'Struth!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

211 @179 - He produced a Grand Funk Railroad album because he loved the band. Really.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (l9m7l)

212 technically an H1 is just a temporary work visa
the H1's employer can then optionally sponsor the worker for an immigrant visa


But you better believe that they are trying to punch out as many anchor babies as possible. Then they bring in the extended family, especially the old and the sick.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (C+evo)

213
You can thank Bill Clinton for those ChiCom nukes. If you remember the Wen Ho Lee shit, the Chicoms managed to steal the crown jewels of our nuclear secrets, the non-spherical primaries on the thermonukes that go into the MIRVs. The non-spherical design allowed them to take less space in the conical reentry vehicles.

Non-spherical implosion designs are orders of magnitude more complex that spherical, and are a testament to American physics, chemistry, engineering, and computer simulation prowess.

Chicoms walked off with that shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (rCwaK)

214 Religious works or Narnia?-which I know is religious, but not obviously so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:38 PM (WI7YS)


Just trying to get a handle on CSL, "Prayers" was powerful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

215 Or of The Residents.



That would be awesome!
The Residents - Man's World

https://tinyurl.com/6naaf7n



Posted by: Mr. Morango at April 20, 2020 10:43 PM (2N7oZ)

216 132 Hrothgar - I'm probably not the best person to answer that because I still (re)read a lot of children's classics like Wind in the Willows, Chronicles of Prydain, etc., and authors like L'Engle, Nesbit, Alcott, Burnett, Angela Brazil (pronounced brazzle), LM Montgomery, etc., etc. So, in my opinion, absolutely, but you have to take that with a grain of salt because I would also recommend the Chronicles of Prydain.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:29 PM

I LOVE the Chronicles of Prydain. Our library had three or four re-issued paperback books and couldn't afford to order the others. I asked for them at Christmas one year, but they were out-of-print IIRC and instead I got The Lord of the Rings boxed set.

The only Nesbit I read was her "Beautiful Stories from Shakespeare" which the librarian dug up while looking for Lambs' adaptations. Arthur Rackham illustrations throughout.

The one thing I really desired in my childhood was MORE BOOKS, so I've been playing catch-up ever since.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 20, 2020 10:43 PM (/+bwe)

217 This North Korea thing is making my "the Chicoms are REALLY up to something" meter move into the red.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 10:43 PM (JCrfD)

218 Every time I plan to cancel my SiriusXM, I discover another great song they've been playing.

Recently from Classic Vinyl, I discovered Ramblin' Gamblin' Man by Bob Seger System. Wow.

I also would never have guessed it was from 1968. It sounds pretty much like his classic stuff from the mid to late 1970s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

219 Kim Yo Jong

Translated : Yo Jong Johnson


Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (jol/7)

220 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

Serious question Mrs. Peel, is the Narnia series readable (and worth reading) by people over 29?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

I second that. As you undoubtedly know, C.S. Lewis books are going to have quite overt Christian themes. As fo interesting an adult, the Narnia books were written at a time when children were better educated, so I think you may be pleasantly surprised. I read them for the first time in my 50s and found them very good.

Fenelon: Thanks for not embarrassing me about getting E Nesbit's name all wrong in the last thread. Should have double checked her first name and the spelling of the last. I had a tab open to check the book titles too.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (8HBLI)

221 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL)

I like "Mere Christianity" and "The Problem of Pain" is interesting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (WI7YS)

222 Mis Him, didn't Pia Zadora put out a few albums?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (COzlW)

223 Sister had him whacked. Huh.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 20, 2020 10:32 PM (zoOdd)

--------

Ooh, I hope there were hungry dogs involved. They'd be fed for a month.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:35 PM (XVuno)


Hogs are more efficient.

Also, tigers.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, following the news

And Lions ?

And Bears ?

Oh, my !

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (arJlL)

224 I'm jealous of the opening states. I have to sneak into Delaware to do my banking.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (KOaTi)

225 I caught Rush a little today... heard about idea where sleepy Joe chooses Big Mike Obama as veep. I think he said no live debates, then day after inauguration, Dr. Jill Biden declares 25th amendment (Joe got brain-drain), the mooch moves up and guess who her veep will be??? hint- he has white house experience...

---hows that for a nightmare for the record books/ for the ages???


Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (10GNe)

226 Vagina has a purpose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 20, 2020 10:13 PM (vs2ae)
-----

So does Brian Stelter.

To make Chris Hayes seem masculine, I guess?

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 10:18 PM (jol/7)


Mr. Potato Head gives Mark Dice a career.

Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (Y8PSl)

227
I'm even willing to forego the H-1B3 visas, which are the special ones for the hottie models. It's a sacrifice, but I will accept ti.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (rCwaK)

228 Is tinyurl too complicated for you? [CBD]

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (aKsyK)

229 200 157. of course she's irritable. The kid would be the eternal hook.

Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (KOaTi)

.....

Yeah, that has entered my mind.

I'm at the cusp of "screw it, go for it maybe I'll have a son" and "I've about got the daughter raised and can move to the beach and fish".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (Ept+j)

230 Those are terrorists who bring guns to things- Joy Behar

Good to know that James Hodgkinson who shot up Republican softball players is now a terrorist.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (e1mEI)

231 New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is just flabbergasted that criminals, upon being released on prison early to keep them from getting sick, might go on to p- and hold your breath here p- commit even more crimes.

When I was in college I had a summer job where i worked on an assembly line alongside convicts who were close to parole. You would chat while you worked. It was sad because these people had no sense of responsibility, no maturity, and no self restraint. And yes, once they were released they were likely to get into trouble and be back in within a short time. Add to that substance abuse issues. They were the type of people who, if they won a million dollars in the lottery, would be broke within a year.

Anyone connected with the prison system could have told Mayor DeDumbass what would happen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

232 Kim step out for pack of cigarettes. He be back soon. You go now, come back later.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (COzlW)

233 I am always amazed when anyone knows about The Residents.

For the uninitiated, they have been completely anonymous since the mid 60's.

(Except when one of them died a couple of years ago.)

That kind of commitment is unheard of these days.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (l9m7l)

234 Yes! Susan Cooper! I LOVE those Dark is Rising books. Loved them as a kid and still do as an adult.

For Montgomery, I also highly recommend The Blue Castle. I'd consider it a more adult book (not in the bow chicka wow wow sense, in the sense that it explores more mature themes) than the Anne books (which I do love). The Blue Castle is really hard to describe, but I'll give you a bit that I understand very well: "They [the main character, whose name is Valancy, and her mom and elderly cousin who lives with them] talked of the things they always talked of. Valancy did not wonder what would happen if she tried to talk of something else. She knew. Therefore she never did it." I feel like that at my extended family get-togethers all the time. And: "Yet she was not sorry that she had done it, only that she had offended her mother. Things would be so uncomfortable until she was forgiven. Mrs. Frederick was one of those women who can make their anger felt all over a house. Walls and doors are no protection from it."

I realize I'm not selling the book at all with those...I can only say, I read that book a further 3-4 times in the first month I discovered it, and I still reread it frequently. I would have had a hard time not naming a daughter Valancy had I had one.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (rWZ8Y)

235 222 Mis Him, didn't Pia Zadora put out a few albums?
Posted by: JuJuBee



And she won a Golden Globe. For something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (JIkrm)

236 Clinton's and Gore was on the China payroll.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (pl2Fk)

237 beep.....please leave a message....beep

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (kFkpX)

238 Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (8HBLI)

Another kids' book author I like is Edgar Eager. He has a book "Half magic" which I always recall liking very much as a young person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (WI7YS)

239 Wait... Kim Yo Jong can't be the poster here with the nic, Yo, who says Yo...

Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (l3+k2)

240 Can someone tell Joy Brayhard to shut the hell up.
Her stupid hurts my ears. How do people stand her?

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 10:19 PM (pl2Fk)


Even her cats think 'This bitch is crazy!'

Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (Y8PSl)

241 Those are terrorists who bring guns to things- Joy Behar

Funny how they've never shot anything up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (JCrfD)

242 224 I'm jealous of the opening states. I have to sneak into Delaware to do my banking.
Posted by: kallisto at April 20, 2020 10:45 PM (KOaTi)

I'm jealous too, but I'm happy for all the 'rons & 'ettes that are liberated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (OzQGF)

243 18-1's stimulus package....
10 year immigration moratorium
Halve the number of H1Bs each year and raise the cost $20K/year. If you can't find an American it is still worth it right?

10K bounty for illegals
100K bounty for those employing illegals (plus a green card for any illegal that turns in his employer)

No income taxes in 2021

10K, NON REFUNDABLE (so no EITC), child credit starting in 2022

No federal aid to a college that charges more then $20K/year for tuition (suck it Harvard), but blanket ending on ANY restrictions on endowment usage.

20% increase in tariffs on all Chinese good per year with a permanent embargo starting in 2024.





Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:48 PM (WdocV)

244 198 Let me just say (not that anyone cares) that after being in a mood over the past four weeks that would do MPPP proud, I had a good day. The wifey gave me the okay to go motorcycle shopping today. Had to travel 3 hours out of state to Milwaukee for a test drive. Though I didn't buy anything, it was effing great to see the incredible number of bikers out on a day where it didn't top 60. God bless you fellow bikers in Wis. And btw, shove it up Evers' a$$!
Posted by: Turn Two at April 20, 2020 10:39 PM (WWe1O)


That is great, Turn Two!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

245 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:46 PM (rWZ8Y)

Thanks very much. I don't know of that book by L.M Montgomery at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:48 PM (WI7YS)

246 211 @179 - He produced a Grand Funk Railroad album because he loved the band. Really.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (l9m7l)


GFR is perhaps the most underrated rock band of the 69-72 era.

I have pulled out a GFR album out and played it when around teens and twenty somethings (thirty somethings, too, now that I recall) and all of them are blown away and ask "who is THAT?"

Try it sometime, it's fun.

C-Mon, C-Mon, do the Locomotion with me.

'cuz I'm Your Captain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 10:48 PM (sy5kK)

247 217
This North Korea thing is making my "the Chicoms are REALLY up to something" meter move into the red.

I have no doubt China is fucking around on purpose but what does it have to do with North Korea?

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:49 PM (K22Va)

248 Bob Marley!

And one I've never heard!

Made my day, MisHum! You are the best!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at April 20, 2020 10:49 PM (hkDyM)

249 In King's books, the Christians always go crazy/feral first. It's obvious he has no respect for believers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

Isn't his daughter a minister of some kind?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:49 PM (OzQGF)

250 oh, forgot.
Thank you MisHum!
May I have another?

PS you any kin to Dyna? Dyna Mo Hum?

;-)

Posted by: larrotheoldwhitedudethathasntdied at April 20, 2020 10:49 PM (10GNe)

251
And she won a Golden Globe. For something.

Posted by: Puddleglum




Wasn't that something around 2 mil?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 10:49 PM (2ygtH)

252 It's getting close to closing time. So, as mentioned, I love you all, I know a lot of silly trivia that I am amazed you also know, I am a wet blanket for all functions, and I know how to drive a car.

Love you all. Stay safe. NEVER stop believing in the righteousness of our cause, and--oh I mentiond the drinking? Been drinking. Won't be the first time. Won't be the last.

Love to all the horde, and maybe see you tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM (l9m7l)

253 That mosque is violating NY law as near as I can tell from NY.gov website -- Here's the relevant text:

Pursuant to Executive Order 202.10, all non-essential gatherings of individuals of any size for any reasons (e.g. worship services, parties, celebrations, or other social events) are canceled or postponed. Congregate services within houses of worship are prohibited. Houses of worship may only be used by individuals and only where appropriate social distancing of, at least, six feet between people can be maintained. Further, individuals should not gather in houses of worship, homes, or other locations for religious services until the end of this public health emergency. If possible, religious leaders should consider alternative forms of worship, replacing in-person gatherings with virtual services, such as phone or conference calls, videoconference calls, or online streaming.

Yup, they are breaking the law. The webpage I grabbed that from was updated 4/19, so it is current rules. This is my not surprised face.

In Bangladesh a couple of days ago, a prominent imam croaked, and Bangladesh is under a lockdown order as well. 10,000 muzzies showed up in a packed crowd, with very few masks even. This is my even less not surprised face.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM (Z4rgH)

254 Jordan, I believe King's daughter is a Universalist Unitarian minister.

OTOH, I've read going to a UU church is like going to nothing at all...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

255 dartist, who knows.

Maybe the Chinese think if they take Un out for us, they can worm back into our good graces.

"North Korea free now! You buy our stuff again!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

256 I'm in full eeyore mood tonight.

After getting in an argument with a bunch of buddies on Discord today I'm just sitting here dejected.

Trump can't win this. It was tailor made to defeat him and given legitimacy by unimpeachable scientific and medical "experts" who will undoubtedly be wrong in the long run but you can't actually say that - like I tried today, and likely lost friends in the process.

The fence-sitting Trump voter that would have pulled the lever for him pre-COVID is not going to remember the amazing economy. They're not going to remember the disengagement from foreign wars or increased border security. They're going to think one of two things. Either we were ill prepared, or we responded poorly to the crisis.

It's a no-win situation trying to open the country up again.

Grrr. It's going to be really brutal these next couple years suffering through a Joe Biden or whoever replaces him after he finally has a stroke.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (9V81o)

257 Translated : Yo Jong Johnson

Yo Jong Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (VNfwt)

258 Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (8HBLI)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:44 PM (WI7YS)


Thanks for the tips!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (BiNEL)

259 254 Jordan, I believe King's daughter is a Universalist Unitarian minister.

OTOH, I've read going to a UU church is like going to nothing at all...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

-----------

It's like a book club, but without the books.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)

260 It was sad because these people had no sense of responsibility, no maturity, and no self restraint.

***

I've come to the belief that we need something like Amish life for some people that just can't function in the modern world.


There is a limit to how irresponsible one can be when, if you do nothing for the summer you are going to slowly starve, in the dark, all winter long.


I think it would likely be a better sentence or even full life for non-violent types that have basically no self control.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (WdocV)

261
"North Korea free now! You buy our stuff again!"

"Great!" - MBA consultants

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (mht8P)

262 Hahaha. Yankee deal with crazy bitch now!

Posted by: CCP at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (zoOdd)

263 I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:14 PM (XVuno)

Some daredevil street artist really should put a medical mask up there. Surprised someone hasnt.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (hkDyM)

264 Can't help noticing that Mark Dice could not bring himself to say "Journos." Good for him.

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 10:53 PM (dOV9E)

265 I'll never forget the time some dumb UU minister said to Christopher Hitchens, "I wonder what you would say to a Christian like me who doesn't necessarily believe in the Resurrection and all that and just thinks Jesus was a great moral teacher," and Christopher Hitchens - CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS - said, "I would say that if you do not believe that Jesus of Nazareth was the Son of God and that he died on the cross for our sins and was resurrected, then you are not in any meaningful sense a Christian."

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (rWZ8Y)

266 I have no doubt China is fucking around on purpose but what does it have to do with North Korea?

Diversions. Virus. North Korea.

Xi has repeatedly said the reunification with Taiwan would happen by the end of 2020.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (JCrfD)

267 Hi Beckoning Chasm!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

268
It's like a book club, but without the books.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)


Like a vegan smorgasbord

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (mht8P)

269 This is my even less not surprised face.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM (Z4rgH)


Where would society be without flexible rules?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (BiNEL)

270 The fence-sitting Trump voter that would have pulled
the lever for him pre-COVID is not going to remember the amazing
economy. They're not going to remember the disengagement from foreign
wars or increased border security. They're going to think one of two
things. Either we were ill prepared, or we responded poorly to the
crisis.





Posted by: Defenestratus


I dunno, I think and hope this lands squarely in the Dims laps...even with a dnc media, a lot of the bs they've pulled is getting out.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (2ygtH)

271
"North Korea free now! You buy our stuff again!"

"Great!" - MBA consultants
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


"Greater!" - NBA owners

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (aKsyK)

272 "I would say that if you do not believe that Jesus of Nazareth was the Son of God and that he died on the cross for our sins and was resurrected, then you are not in any meaningful sense a Christian."

Without the Resurrection, Christianity would be an empty exercise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (JCrfD)

273 The Narnia books are great and because of the last book you'll NEVER see the full series made into movies.*
SPOILER!!!!

The ultimate villain in Narnia is Allah (just like Aslan is the Christian God).


Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (WdocV)

274 The Chinese have propped up the Norks for decades. They view Kim as a useful buffer against the US and South Korea.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (vs67K)

275 Old joke about Unitarians having a riot.
They burned a question mark.

Heard from a UU minister.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (Eb+fP)

276 Also the Out of Space series by CS Lewis is great

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (WdocV)

277 Really worried about Andrew Gillum during this lockdown. It has probably gotten a lot harder to hire gay meth whores, especially the kind who will double up on you in a sordid motel room.

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM (dOV9E)

278 FARCED!

Not only is Wisconsin supposedly be free of its Nazi occupation.

Um... what? That's not sentence.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Portmanteau.

I'm enjoying a nice glass of Portmanteau right now. The bouquet runs the gamut from lavender to mint. Lint.

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 20, 2020 10:56 PM (+X43N)

279 254 Jordan, I believe King's daughter is a Universalist Unitarian minister.

OTOH, I've read going to a UU church is like going to nothing at all...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 10:50 PM

I went to a wedding at a UU church in Ann Arbor. NEVER again. Before the service, I had finished decorating the pews and started flipping through the songbook. Every sort of Christian hymn was in there, bowdlerized. At the time, I was agnostic at best, but it was so like a Bradbury novel, I was disgusted.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 20, 2020 10:56 PM (/+bwe)

280 420? We called it "Al Green," or "The Reverend Al Green." I could stand in the same room as my father (a police detective) and say on the phone to my friends: "Have you talked to Al?" It didn't hurt that my dad knew that we actually had a friend known as "Big Al," though my friends always knew from context which "Al" was being referenced.

Posted by: Crimso at April 20, 2020 10:56 PM (uCLNU)

281 dartist, who knows.



Maybe the Chinese think if they take Un out for us, they can worm back into our good graces.



"North Korea free now! You buy our stuff again!"

I think the only way they aren't fvcked is to take Trump out. I hope it doesn't mean literally.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (K22Va)

282 The NoHo PSA had no wings...not even any "Giddyup" as profiled by the paid pollsters...who were all smoking thumb thick "Splives" today .......yeah it was this day.... today......cough..cough....smells like skunk....WTH?????

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (kFkpX)

283
Grrr. It's going to be really brutal these next couple years suffering through a Joe Biden or whoever replaces him after he finally has a stroke.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (9V81o)


Oh for Pete's sake. Please try to get a grip.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

284 Thanks all, I didn't know anything about the UU church.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (OzQGF)

285
I heard a rumor that he's having the Statue of Liberty covered with a sheet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Some daredevil street artist really should put a medical mask up there. Surprised someone hasnt.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Didn't work out so well for Norman Lloyd.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

286 I always found Frank Zappa derivative of Emil Zola.

Or am I thinking anagrams?


Posted by: eleven at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (QLPEO)

287 265 I'll never forget the time some dumb UU minister said to Christopher Hitchens, "I wonder what you would say to a Christian like me who doesn't necessarily believe in the Resurrection and all that and just thinks Jesus was a great moral teacher," and Christopher Hitchens - CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS - said, "I would say that if you do not believe that Jesus of Nazareth was the Son of God and that he died on the cross for our sins and was resurrected, then you are not in any meaningful sense a Christian."
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:54 PM (rWZ8Y)


The man knew the proper definitions of words. That's why he went heretic from the Left, during the opening years of political correctness, and could not abide the conflict between the Left's stated principles, and their craven support of the worst excesses of radical Islamism.

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)

288

I guess you all heard the WTI crude price went negative. They are paying you to take the oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 10:59 PM (rCwaK)

289 Yeah, I don't think they could even make The Horse and His Boy - the stuff with the Tisroc would kill it. I would think a movie of The Silver Chair would be pretty good, though. Plenty of action scenes and a good solid quest to hook it all together.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:59 PM (rWZ8Y)

290 211 @179 - He produced a Grand Funk Railroad album because he loved the band. Really.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (l9m7l)


So did those chiquitas in Omaha.

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)

291 I think the people in lockdown states should pay attention to whether the mosques are open for Ramadan. Because if they are, the cancellation of religious services are obviously not being enforced for that special group and was intended to maninly hit Christians and Jews.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (WI7YS)

292 Stress Reliever Bouncing Boobs ONT Compliance GIFS

https://tinyurl.com/y8b6aepj

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

293 Oh for Pete's sake. Please try to get a grip.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

Trying, but more and more moderates (I'm surrounded by them up here in New England) are comfortable in during this lockdown disparaging Trump whereas that wasn't the case when the economy was firing on all cylinders.

I'm just reading the tea leaves as I see them.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9V81o)

294 284 Thanks all, I didn't know anything about the UU church.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 10:57 PM (OzQGF)


It is not a Christian Church. It is essentially a weekly lecture series on social justice. They actively recruit atheists, but not with the purpose of converting them.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

295 I guess you all heard the WTI crude price went negative. They are paying you to take the oil.

'Member when the Libya-wrecking, Crimea-ceding, fake-high speed-rail dumbass said that we can't drill our way out of this?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 20, 2020 11:01 PM (JCrfD)

296 Yeah, I don't think they could even make The Horse and His Boy - the stuff with the Tisroc would kill it
***

The funny part about that? There have been MANY movies made in the US where God, the Christian God, is in some way the villain....but we can't make a movie where the Muslim god is such....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 11:01 PM (WdocV)

297 I guess you all heard the WTI crude price went negative. They are paying you to take the oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear



Literally half my income was oil royalties, so yeah, I noticed.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:01 PM (2ygtH)

298
The problem about the Kim dying report is that it is from Katy Tur, MSNBC talking head and known serial liar.


But I repeat myself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:01 PM (sy5kK)

299 Fox confirming immigration EO.

Posted by: Stephanie Harrington at April 20, 2020 11:01 PM (qyH+l)

300 I guess you all heard the WTI crude price went negative. They are paying you to take the oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 10:59 PM (rCwaK)


Damn. And I went long on water solubles.

Posted by: Sandra F. at April 20, 2020 11:02 PM (2N7oZ)

301
I'm just reading the tea leaves as I see them.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9V81o)


Well, I went to my son's house for Easter and there were Trump signs as far as the eye could see.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

302 Posted by: Defenestratus

.....

It'll turn out how it turns out.

We have states arresting people for throwing ball with their children in the park or going to worship God.

At some point you just have to set your mind to how you are gonna survive in the world and where your personal lines are drawn as to what you will comply with.

The one thing people can't take from you, no matter who is in office, is your ability to say "f*ck you, I won't".

Chuck me in jail, will you? F*ck you.
Take my possessions? F*ck you.
Tell me what I can say? F*ck you.
Take my life? F*ck you, do it.

But know this, now we are enemies, and I f*cking hate my enemies and act accordingly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 11:02 PM (Ept+j)

303 How are all those gym shoe endorsements in China doing Bassaball Jones?

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:02 PM (K22Va)

304 276 Also the Out of Space series by CS Lewis is great
Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 10:55 PM

My favorite is "Till We Have Faces," which I didn't realize was a telling of Eros and Psyche at first. It was simply too interesting for me to notice.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (/+bwe)

305 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (WI7YS)

I think hubs passes a mosque on his way to work. I'll have to tell him to let me know what the parking lot looks like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (OzQGF)

306 I don't believe either Frank or Donald had his nipples pierced.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (95j/9)

307

Zappa did the soundtrack music for "The World's Greatest Sinner"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056703

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

308
I won't believe it's really negative until they start paying me to put gas in the tank.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 11:04 PM (rCwaK)

309

A man protesting the handling of coronavirus in state
prisons was taken into custody Friday morning after he trapped himself
in two concrete-filled barrels outside the Governor's Mansion, police
said.



If I were the Governor, I'd sign a resolution designating him a 'public urinal' and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 20, 2020 11:04 PM (oVJmc)

310 Because if they are, the cancellation of religious services are obviously not being enforced for that special group and was intended to mainly hit Christians and Jews.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (WI7YS)


Come on Fen, the Communists would never do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

311 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 10:59 PM (rWZ8Y)

Voyage of the Dawn Treader was my favorite when I was a kid, but the movie was awful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:05 PM (OzQGF)

312 Ladyl.. saw my first sign. Some dumb ass down the street voting for Biden. I knew he was a lib so no surprise.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 11:05 PM (dUJdY)

313 I think hubs passes a mosque on his way to work. I'll have to tell him to let me know what the parking lot looks like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (OzQGF)


I asked this question a night or two ago and several people responded that the mosques seemed to be closed in their AO. Don't remembner the specific locations though.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 11:06 PM (BiNEL)

314 {{{Jewells}}} dahlin.

How are you doing?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

315 Yeah, iirc the H1 visa needs to be renewed every couple of years, and has to have a current employer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 20, 2020 11:06 PM (G546f)

316 I think the Donks are really fucking up when they started stirring up the usually silent white folks.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 11:07 PM (pl2Fk)

317 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 11:02 PM (Ept+j)

From Open Range paraphrased of course, there are some things that gnaw on a man worse than death

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

318 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

Start using tinyurl. You blew the margins about 20 minutes ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2020 11:07 PM (dLLD6)

319 312 Ladyl.. saw my first sign. Some dumb ass down the street voting for Biden. I knew he was a lib so no surprise.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 11:05 PM (dUJdY)


Mrs Splunge saw a bumper sticker when she was out and about.

Socialist: A person too dumb to know they're a Communist

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 11:08 PM (dOV9E)

320 Voyage of the Dawn Treader was my favorite when I was a kid, but the movie was awful.

***

I think the first movie was pretty well done but yeah....that one left a lot to be desired.


Though I will say whenever I see them making the willowy female lead an archer in movies I laugh. I don't think Anna Popplewell could draw a 150lb bow....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 11:08 PM (WdocV)

321
Trump can't win this. ....

It's a no-win situation trying to open the country up again.

Grrr.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (9V81o)


ye of little faith........

Posted by: Deplorables, getting the band back again at April 20, 2020 11:08 PM (sy5kK)

322 Another kids' book author I like is Edgar Eager. He has a book "Half magic" which I always recall liking very much as a young person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 10:47 PM (WI7YS)

I'm copying all of these to the notepad. I'm about 100 comments behind, so I'm here, tyring to catch up. Thanks for all the suggestions. I like these old children's books because I know that I won't be confronted with "adult themes, nudity, and rough language."

Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (8HBLI)

323 Rolling thru the comments,
up to just one hundred.
What else has been said since then,
the comment reader wondred.

----

♪ To the tune of "My Bonnie"

My Mommy won't let us come visit!
My Mommy's a-skeert of the Flu!
She gets all her news from the Fakers.
Like China, they're all asshoe, too!

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (+X43N)

324 317-318
Whoa, double teaming COBs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (BiNEL)

325 MisHum, is the ice out yet? Wet a line?

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (K22Va)

326 "Trump can't win this" has become my favorite tune, because the people saying it don't know that Trump is already winning this, and they just can't see it.

Posted by: Splunge at April 20, 2020 11:10 PM (dOV9E)

327 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

....

Exactly.

I was assigned the penalty of death at birth, contractually as a result of sin.

The only question is how it will arrive and how I greet it. It's my hope I'm found toiling for good and faithful.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 20, 2020 11:10 PM (Ept+j)

328 Oh Ladyl.. I'm just hanging in there. Just too much for me. I'm trying to cope. I retire in 11 days. I can't even have a retirement dinner my boss planned because of this stupid lockdown. Can't plan a retirement party..worried I won't be able to see my oldest in June. In general.. I'm not doing that great. But..I'm alive.. guess that's something.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 11:10 PM (dUJdY)

329 More Stress Reliever Bouncing Boobs ONT Compliance GIFS

https://tinyurl.com/y7htlht5

https://tinyurl.com/yammwpsz

https://tinyurl.com/y89o2dlg

https://tinyurl.com/yat99az8

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2020 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

330 256 256 I'm in full eeyore mood tonight.

Take the night off.

Or eat a Snickers.

Gees, man, get a hold of yourself.

Posted by: jsg at April 20, 2020 11:11 PM (jol/7)

331 Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (8HBLI)

Interesting suggestion, maybe OM could post a link to a set of "great books" for younger readers. I worry about what to get my grandsons and would prefer propaganda free books!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 11:11 PM (BiNEL)

332 Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 10:51 PM (9V81o)

Thing That Will Beat Trump #3,223,538,296 will finally be IT. Mark my words.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:11 PM (pweBr)

333 MisHum, is the ice out yet? Wet a line?
Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:09 PM (K22Va)

Half our lake is out
Lakes should be free of ice next week
No line wetting yet, hada little mishap 2 weeks ago with a hand

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:12 PM (aA3+G)

334 Sorry guys.. I just need to go to bed. I'm not very good company tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 11:12 PM (dUJdY)

335 The left will blame Trump for every Wuhan flu death after the country opens, including the people already in ICUs when he does whatever he is doing.

But they will run against him on the economy if he lets them destroy the economy.

I'd suggest re-open and do a full court press on China and the Dem's as China's henchmen. It is the only hand he can win with....and I think he can win with it if he uses it.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 11:12 PM (WdocV)

336 It took a little finagling but Trump has put the Very Visible Enemy in a no-win situation. He's going to make fucking mincemeat of them. The smart ones already know it.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:13 PM (pweBr)

337 Howdy yall

Having intermittant meltdowns here. So happy some of you will be let loose in the next several days. God Bless you.

Please remembertbose of us who have at least another month to go.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

338 328 Oh Ladyl.. I'm just hanging in there. Just too much for me. I'm trying to cope. I retire in 11 days. I can't even have a retirement dinner my boss planned because of this stupid lockdown. Can't plan a retirement party..worried I won't be able to see my oldest in June. In general.. I'm not doing that great. But..I'm alive.. guess that's something.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 20, 2020 11:10 PM (dUJdY)


I've noticed a change in people this week. They are mentally exhausted and sick and tired of this shit. I'm super worried about a number of friends and family.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

339
Wiki's paragraph describing the Zappa GFR album:



The band had actually broken up, but after Frank Zappa expressed interest in producing an album for them, they reassembled for one more attempt at success. Recorded in 1976 for MCA Records, this album included a guest performance by Zappa, playing lead guitar on the song "Out to Get You".

Although the pairing seemed bizarre, Grand Funk drummer Don Brewer said,

"His whole viewpoint on what rock and roll is all about is basically the same as ours.... Keep it as simple as possible and really bring the balls out of this thing."



now that's a quote.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

340 298 LefCoast Dawg -- re little rocket man potentially mort -- He was a no show at the Norks annual 'Fourth of July' celebration a few days ago, and that certainly is a major 'miss'.

He very well may be dead or hospitalized. Time will tell.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (Z4rgH)

341 {{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

342 No line wetting yet, hada little mishap 2 weeks ago with a hand

Uh oh, that doesn't sound good. Hoping nothing serious and they patched you up?

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (K22Va)

343 Good night, Jewells.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

344 the only hand he can win with....and I think he can win with it if he uses it.

THE PIMP HAND, MR. PRESIDENT, USE YOUR MIGHTY. PIMP. HAND.

Posted by: banned has emailed prezzy so at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (qHHZu)

345 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:13 PM (U2p+3)

You're welcome and hang in there in crazy land

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (aA3+G)

346 I'd suggest re-open and do a full court press on
China and the Dem's as China's henchmen. It is the only hand he can win
with....and I think he can win with it if he uses it.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 20, 2020 11:12 PM (WdocV)

Oh, my friend, rest easy. Trump has about 15 winning hands. He's barely shown even one of them and has hinted at others.

He will win the popular vote unless they run up totals with fake mail-in votes in deep blue states. Which is mostly what mail-in is about *this* cycle. That's why you'll see it in places like Cali, NY and Illinois. It's also a good test run for their cheating in future cycles.

The Left cannot have Trump winning the popular vote. It wrecks too many narratives in a single scoop. But win it he shall.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (pweBr)

347 Shonen Knife does the whole "Wall of Sound" rock track

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=w9LUlYzOiWs

Posted by: Kindltot - it is not a mask, it is a spit hood. at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (WyVLE)

348
Another Monday and no chicken dinner from the Marco Polo tavern. Best chicken in the city.


I'm not going to be able to hang out much longer.

Inslee, you bastard!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

349 He very well may be dead or hospitalized.

Embracing the power of and.

Posted by: the banned played on at April 20, 2020 11:18 PM (qHHZu)

350
Chicoms walked off with that shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

========

God almighty. What exactly did the Clintons get from the Chinese in exchange for all that? Arrest that criminal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2020 11:18 PM (G51Gf)

351 > Although canceling procedures such as elective hernia repairs and knee replacements is relatively straightforward

SF author Larry Correia posted today that his wife has turned up with a lump in one of her breasts.

Which she can't get tested, because "elective".

I mean, it's not like anyone ever dies from that, right?

He is royally pissed, and rightly so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:19 PM (mNq/0)

352
Also, I wish I could find a copy of the WaPo so I could read Erik Wemple's column of the 18th. "The Steele dossier just sustained another body blow. What do CNN and MSNBC have to say?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2020 11:20 PM (G51Gf)

353 Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:15 PM (K22Va)


I'll be as good as new in another month
My hand modeling career is kaput however

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

354
Also, I wish I could find a copy of the WaPo so I could read Erik Wemple's column of the 18th. "The Steele dossier just sustained another body blow. What do CNN and MSNBC have to say?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=========

Oooh wow, got it. The ol' lightning-fast copy and paste trick.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2020 11:22 PM (G51Gf)

355 If true, a braindead Fatboy Kim would be attractive on the bottom of the ticket. He'd be about progressive enough for the true believers, and he'd make Knuckle-Fucker Biden look like the stronk horse.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 20, 2020 11:22 PM (jlrc1)

356 Inslee, you bastard!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

LCD, I posted yesterday that there is a restaurant here that has a big banner up that says, "Let's lay off Inslee indefinitely." I think it's going to be my new favorite place!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:22 PM (OzQGF)

357 {{{{Horde}}}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R)

358 I'll be as good as new in another month
My hand modeling career is kaput however
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

You can still do men's underwear ads !

Posted by: JT at April 20, 2020 11:24 PM (arJlL)

359 I'll be as good as new in another month

My hand modeling career is kaput however

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

"another month"? Sounds like stitches and tendons.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:24 PM (2ygtH)

360 356 Inslee, you bastard!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:16 PM (sy5kK)

LCD, I posted yesterday that there is a restaurant here that has a big banner up that says, "Let's lay off Inslee indefinitely." I think it's going to be my new favorite place!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:22 PM (OzQGF)

I'd order takeout from them, but by the time it got from Spokane to my house, it would be cold, being a 5+ hour drive.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

361 SF author Larry Correia posted today that his wife has turned up with a lump in one of her breasts.

Which she can't get tested, because "elective".

I mean, it's not like anyone ever dies from that, right?

He is royally pissed, and rightly so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:19 PM (mNq/0)


Our hospitals here in MS are supposedly allowing elective procedures starting next Monday. MY BFF works in the operating rooms, so he should know and that is what he told me yesterday. I dunno, maybe it's on a hospital by hospital basis? I haven't read state news yet today.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 11:26 PM (Z4rgH)

362 Mister Misanthropic, I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated the month of Frank Zappa. On top of all of your other wonderful contributions that's like the cherry on top. Thank you

Posted by: Happy at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (F+55o)

363 Hey wmds!!!

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (pweBr)

364 Tough talk from a guy who once named his liberal sister from NJ to the Supreme Court.

************

I KNOW RIGHT????

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (and China is Asshoe) at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (+dsLj)

365 I'll be as good as new in another month

My hand modeling career is kaput however

Dammit dude, that's not helping anything, it's 420 for cripes sakes!

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (K22Va)

366 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

Well if you're ever over this way I'll take you there and buy you dinner!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (OzQGF)

367 Ladyl - it's definitely getting to me. I'm an introvert homebody who can WFH so it took longer, but I am reaching the end of my rope. My work day is like 16 hours long because I have to break constantly for kid stuff. And I'm dealing with a kid who has special needs and used up my last store of patience last week. I don't know how we're going to get through the rest of the school year.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 20, 2020 11:28 PM (rWZ8Y)

368 I got to talk with young Marine Ratched this evening. He's doing well. I miss him. I miss having my boys undermy roof and hearing them fight and play video games and snore. I miss going to Mass with them. I miss cooking for them and cleaning up after them. I miss yellng at them to do their homework and to clean up their room. I'm a lousy empty nester

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

369
I'll be as good as new in another month
My hand modeling career is kaput however
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:21 PM (aA3+G)





MisHum: Doctor, when I am completely healed, will I still be able to play the piano?

Doctor: Yes, you should heal up completely.

MisHum: Great! I've always wanted to play the piano!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

370 368 I got to talk with young Marine Ratched this evening. He's doing well. I miss him. I miss having my boys undermy roof and hearing them fight and play video games and snore. I miss going to Mass with them. I miss cooking for them and cleaning up after them. I miss yellng at them to do their homework and to clean up their room. I'm a lousy empty nester
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)


*emergency Jameson poured into USB port for nurse*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)

371 Posted by: Happy at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (F+55o)

Glad you enjoyed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

372 kbdabear -- That chick in the green bikini is trying to seduce me. Please? Pretty please?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2020 11:30 PM (Z4rgH)

373 ..... Good evening! Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)

374 366 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

Well if you're ever over this way I'll take you there and buy you dinner!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (OzQGF)


That's a wonderful offer! Thanks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:31 PM (sy5kK)

375
I watched some of Gavin Newsom's COVID presser today. He introduced his wife as "the First Partner." I kid you not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2020 11:32 PM (G51Gf)

376 373
..... Good evening! Hope you are doing well!


Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)

Thank you, doing surprisingly well.

I miss the beach, usually go several times in the winter when no one's around. Missed a few this year due to illness and planned on catching up in March and April.

But the job seems safe for now so beach time will come!

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (pweBr)

377 > Our hospitals here in MS are supposedly allowing elective procedures starting next Monday.

That's good. Just because a procedure is labeled "elective" doesn't mean that people aren't suffering from not getting it done.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (mNq/0)

378 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

We bought a piano 6 weeks ago
I do want to learn to play
I took lessons many tears ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

379 LCD, Jordan, Rat...

We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

380
I watched some of Gavin Newsom's COVID presser today. He introduced his wife as "the First Partner." I kid you not.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Referred in legal documents as the party of the first partner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 11:34 PM (aKsyK)

381 We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Heh, I'm in.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:35 PM (2ygtH)

382 Phil Murphy is gonna take the lead on worst governor any day now, just watch

Posted by: Iasonas at April 20, 2020 11:35 PM (ZMtsZ)

383 Incidentally I dreamed last night (not shitting any of you) that it was November 2020 and *Hillary* had won the election. All I could think was how fucked we were that she was going to replace RBG. Yet there would be so many other reasons we'd be fucked.

So weird because:

A. I don't dream about politics

B. I am confident without worry, unconscious or otherwise, that Trump will have his second term and that Hillary is long gone

Still it was a mite spine-tingling.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:36 PM (pweBr)

384 nurse......know the feeling. While I did not have the honor of Marines

I had lacrosse players that considered us home

I know it doesn't even near equate...

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:36 PM (/UQ/R)

385 Ha! He couldn't stay away from his hands. Over time they were turned into claws, it got so bad he had to get boy scouts to come by to feed him.

Posted by: Case at April 20, 2020 11:36 PM (pl2Fk)

386 It really isn't that bad in N.E. Ohio. I ignore the news, go where I please and where I cannot go, there are generally workarounds.

*shrugs*

If any of you need me to throw a rock at something, just let me know.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2020 11:37 PM (Ckg4U)

387 373
..... Good evening! Hope you are doing well!

I know you don't mean me, but I'm doing great. Hope you're doing well too!

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:37 PM (K22Va)

388 I wonder if Christine Blasey Ford is missing her "beach friends".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:37 PM (mNq/0)

389 I just got this vision of what the endgame will be like without prosecutions for the operation against Trump.

We will finally have the last scrap of document that shows that Brennan got Five Eyes involved in a "sting" on the Trump organization. Internally, the FIB intended on spying on the Trump campaign. They withheld evidence they overrepresented evidence. Putin was not for Trump, that's just part of the shell game.

All those things, put in a nice neat pile in front of the #Resistance. To show that all their theories were based on disinformation to get them to believe what they believed.

And they'll stare back and say "So?"

Posted by: Axeman at April 20, 2020 11:37 PM (Eicbe)

390
Referred in legal documents as the party of the first partner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

=======

It was pretty clear she's running for FPOTUS 2024.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 20, 2020 11:38 PM (G51Gf)

391 Stress Reliever Bouncing Boobs ONT Compliance GIFS

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (qAR6u)

thanks for the heads-up, kb.

I don't know why it is, but gifs hosted on Twatter raise holy hell with the Brave browser. gifs hosted most other places do not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2020 11:38 PM (miJU3)

392 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2020 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

393 Yea .... hope you get some beach in

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)

394 WDS

I had footballers at my home too. 4 or 5 stinky teenage boys eating me out of house and home.

How I miss them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (U2p+3)

395 379 LCD, Jordan, Rat...

We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)


IDK, Michigan has quite the Pol Pottist running their state.

NY and NJ? Idiots that love them some camera time. Inslee is sorrier than the both of them.

But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

396 Chavez!

...need me to throw a rock at something? I think I still have 45MPH left on my "fastball".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)

397 396: drill our guvner upside the head.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

398 379 LCD, Jordan, Rat...

We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

Isn't it wonderful that he found time to sign a plastic bag ban a week after he shut us down? What a dick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (OzQGF)

399 Mister Misanthropic, I have thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated the month of Frank Zappa. On top of all of your other wonderful contributions that's like the cherry on top. Thank you
Posted by: Happy at April 20, 2020 11:27 PM (F+55o)


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Oh brother.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)

400 FOR THE RECORD

The Guvoner says that "esthticians" can go back to work.

I take NO responsibility for that large lady from Georgia, and her Terry-Thomas teeth.

Braids and extensions and the nail refinery HARD WORKING Korean ladies (they all Presbyterians, if ya'll don't know)

I have had enough with these DAMN PEOPLE

Posted by: Essential Earnestine, invoking the "law of necessity" at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

401 Ladyl - it's definitely getting to me. I'm an introvert homebody who can WFH so it took longer, but I am reaching the end of my rope. My work day is like 16 hours long because I have to break constantly for kid stuff. And I'm dealing with a kid who has special needs and used up my last store of patience last week. I don't know how we're going to get through the rest of the school year.

Connected with a former coworker and friend today. Her work from home schedule is 6 - 10, home school special needs kid 10 - 2, then work again 2 - 6 until the schools reopen which won't until the fall.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 20, 2020 11:41 PM (JY8Ei)

402 Hey l. Thanks for another great aunt Miss Hum.

Just got a notice that I have to go back to work on the 27th, even though my museum is still closed. What the f***, I've been working at home since March 22nd, with periodic trips in to work to check on our buildings and pick up more work.

I'm going to propose that I can work half time at our closed building and halftime at home. I don't have a huge commute but this is been saving us bucks when I don't have to drive a 30 mile round-trip everyday.

Even though gas is gone in the toilet oh, this was a weird day with that one Financial deal and oil going negative that's weird.we 23rd

Posted by: Farmer at April 20, 2020 11:41 PM (9RVia)

403 That's good. Just because a procedure is labeled "elective" doesn't mean that people aren't suffering from not getting it done.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (mNq/0)

Trump has so many lessons to teach the electorate. Life under socialized medicine is all about the suffering - invisible in the statistics, but otherwise all too real.

They're going to try to crowd him out with their Hearings - oh yes they will - but it won't matter. When Trump speaks about the horrors of Socialism, suddenly our coddled society, shielded from the dark twisted legacy of communism, has a legitimate frame of reference of how quickly even the best things can go to shit.

That's why the Blame Train is revving up in all quarters. Because if they don't pin *all* the blame on Trump, for the rest of the year, and he starts talking while everyone is listening, he is going to teach America a hard lesson in bold colors they can neither miss nor forget.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:41 PM (pweBr)

404 As always MisHum, thank you for the ONT but should we think about a Midwest MN MoMe? I wanna buy a round of shots for you people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 20, 2020 11:42 PM (IYHxL)

405 But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

Comrades, all secure in sector 7, the Eagle is in his nest[static]

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 20, 2020 11:42 PM (SxBH1)

406 "drill our guvner upside the head."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

I don't have much to lose, I've got a full tank and plenty of rocks!

...*spinning desk chair*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2020 11:42 PM (Ckg4U)

407 Oh brother.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (XVuno)


That's what I said.

Posted by: Kim Yo-jong at April 20, 2020 11:43 PM (Y8PSl)

408 Well, this was fun.

God bless and protect the Horde. And its Ewok.

ZZZzzz___.

Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at April 20, 2020 11:43 PM (+X43N)

409 **Deep thoughts with qdpsteve**

Just realized something today:

SJW can stand for social justice warrior...
or, stupid jerk who's woke.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

410 398 379 LCD, Jordan, Rat...

We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

Isn't it wonderful that he found time to sign a plastic bag ban a week after he shut us down? What a dick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:40 PM (OzQGF)


Nothing says protect yourself in public like bringing that dirty reusable shopping bag that has the dried, leaked chicken blood on the inside from the previous shopping trip, and pet hair on the outside for being on the floor of the back seat for a couple of weeks.

Picture of healthy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (sy5kK)

411 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

Well, I have an infanticidal maniac , klan hood wearing, communist, gun grabbing tyrant as my governor so ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

412 Have not listened to radio in some time...just heard some ass...duuuuurrr huuurrrr, its 4/20 only for a little longer....grow the f up.

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (SxBH1)

413
But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



True, but she airs her crazy for all to see. I believe Jay is as or more dangerous because he's so much better at the game.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (2ygtH)

414 Oh man the Never Trumpers will be freaking out on twitter tomorrow. This is going to be epic Shakespearean shit like you have never seen before.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 20, 2020 11:45 PM (cfkTP)

415 But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

She did the SOTU response. You have to imagine now that anyone the Left *ever* promotes to the big leagues must be a bigtime prime cut low rent first-rate piece of shit. Look at Kamala. At Maizie. Hillary. Their hallmarks are they are hateful megalomaniacal ***ts.

And the next lefty in power will be all about making you wish you could go back to someone with the humility and patriotism of an Obama.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:45 PM (pweBr)

416 Is Kim's sister also named Kim?
Posted by: davidt at April 20, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)


It avoids confusion, mate.

Posted by: Fourteen Australian University Instructors at April 20, 2020 11:46 PM (WyVLE)

417 "drill our guvner upside the head."

Save one with a hook in it for the guvner south of you.

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:46 PM (K22Va)

418 Jordan
I've spent entirely too much time in Spokane with docs and hospitals.
Where is this place?
I want photos. That's a great line. Inslee is murdering people with his no elective shit. He needs to be suspended.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (Eb+fP)

419 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:39 PM (sy5kK)

Fam. Dems are dumb as AS FUCK. This the bitch that gave the SOTU rebuttal. She showed her hand as a total evil dictator.

Dems do not avoid the rakes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (IYHxL)

420 Nothing says protect yourself in public like bringing that dirty reusable shopping bag that has the dried, leaked chicken blood on the inside from the previous shopping trip, and pet hair on the outside for being on the floor of the back seat for a couple of weeks.

Picture of healthy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (sy5kK)


When people are arrested for bringing reusable shopping bags to the grocery store, we'll know we have flattened the curve on stupidity in this country.

Posted by: RickZ at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)

421 We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 20, 2020 11:33 PM (U2p+3)

I'll see your governor and raise you a Health Commissioner.

https://tinyurl.com/la-la-la-la-LOLA

Posted by: PennaLady at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (8HBLI)

422 So is CNN dimming their lights in honor of Kim Jong Un yet? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

423
True, but she airs her crazy for all to see. I believe Jay is as or more dangerous because he's so much better at the game.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:44 PM (2ygtH)

Jay Inslee is a follower, a lemming, for the Seattle elite.

If you look close at his press conferences, you can see the strings moving his lips.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (sy5kK)

424 Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (Eb+fP)

It's actually in Airway Heights, near the base. It's called Wolffy's. I will get a pic next time I'm out that way!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (OzQGF)

425 Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:45 PM (pweBr)

*daps up*

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)

426 > Life under socialized medicine is all about the suffering - invisible in the statistics, but otherwise all too real.

Yep. It takes years to get (for example) knee replacement surgery in FreeShitIstans like the U.K. It's not uncommon to die without ever getting to the front of the line.

And, yeah, it's not immediately life-threatening. So what? Those people are still enduring crippling pain and a generally crappy quality of life. For years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (mNq/0)

427
Chicoms are pulling shit in the South China Sea, messing around in the "disputed waters" off Malaysis, and some oil platforms operating there.

The USS TR and Ronald Reagan, are of course sitting in port, thanks to WuFlu problems. Those are our only two carriers in the Pacific.

So, the US Navy is sending the USS America, an amphibious assault ship to the area to challenge the Chicom ships.

Anyone who still has any sympathy for the captain of the TR should take note of this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (f1Vqw)

428 I know nurse! Me too!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (/UQ/R)

429 422 So is CNN dimming their lights in honor of Kim Jong Un yet? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)


Can we just award the Thread Winner right now?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (sy5kK)

430 > But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.

She's both evil and dumb as a fucking post.

So naturally she's being portrayed as a Hero of the People in the media right now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:50 PM (mNq/0)

431 I left to go drink wine in my backyard and am too lazy to up-thread....so I Missed some things no doubt.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX)

432 Hi Horde!
Yo Publius, check your Yahoo email. I sent you that vid.
Bye Horde!

Posted by: Women everywhere at April 20, 2020 11:51 PM (rCwaK)

433 421
We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.

All due respect, no fvcking way. Illinois

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:51 PM (K22Va)

434 Oh they actually have a picture of the banner on their FB page!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 20, 2020 11:51 PM (OzQGF)

435 /off sock

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 20, 2020 11:52 PM (rCwaK)

436
When people are arrested for bringing reusable shopping bags to the grocery store, we'll know we have flattened the curve on stupidity in this country.
Posted by: RickZ


Cut them up and make face masks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 20, 2020 11:52 PM (aKsyK)

437 422 So is CNN dimming their lights in honor of Kim Jong Un yet? :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 20, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Lets not get hasty

Posted by: John McCains rolling funeral at April 20, 2020 11:52 PM (SxBH1)

438 430 > But that MI Guvnor Whitmer is power mad. She is dangerous.

She's both evil and dumb as a fucking post.

So naturally she's being portrayed as a Hero of the People in the media right now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 20, 2020 11:50 PM (mNq/0)


Still, she is smarter than the leading 2020 DNC candidate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:53 PM (sy5kK)

439 404 thathafrican

That would be a blast. I'd come up from Northern Illinois just to see you yahoo's. My first experience meeting morons was a small Wisconsin Momee where I meant miss Hum, Chavez Donna & and several others. We had a blast, all Kindred Souls

Posted by: Farmer at April 20, 2020 11:53 PM (9RVia)

440 All due respect, no fvcking way. Illinois


Posted by: dartist

Oh come on, based on per capita, we're running away with this thing.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:53 PM (2ygtH)

441 Look at Kamala. At Maizie. Hillary. Their hallmarks are they are hateful megalomaniacal ***ts.

--------

Boots? Farts? Yoots?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:54 PM (XVuno)

442 I'm actually thinking of running this entire thread through GRAMMARLY....what could go wrong?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)

443 We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.

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My governor made a trade deal with a hostile foreign power (China) and flew in the materials despite a ban on travel from that country and the fact that similar products sold to the Europeans were showing a 60% failure rate.

Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (kOpft)

444 Inslee is Eichmann to Whitmer's Himmler.
He's an apparatchik and will toe every line pointed out to him. He'll follow the lead but won't take any initiative.
He's criminally stupid yet vicious and cruel. All behind a white bread exterior.

I try not to hate but it isn't easy.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (Eb+fP)

445 431 I left to go drink wine in my backyard and am too lazy to up-thread....so I Missed some things no doubt.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:51 PM (kFkpX)


Quick!

Who is the stupidest Guvnor?

I said quick, and you are comparing the many finalists.

You can read the comments and drink wine at the same time, you know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

446 "We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor."

I never thought I'd say this, being from Illinois, but as much as I despise Pritzker his WuFlu policies aren't the worst out there... for one thing, he let the gun shops stay open, and we can still buy gardening stuff and whatnot. He's even hinting that he might let downstate/rural areas open up before Chicago.

Posted by: Secret Square at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (9WuX0)

447 Well. I totally and unintentionally crashed out on the couch. Guess that means I should get to bed soon, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (NWiLs)

448 I wonder who gets the plum job of embalming Whoa Fat for his eternal public display. Whoever it is, he'd better have a fork lift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:56 PM (XVuno)

449 Michigan gets extra points. I do not endorse the recall of Governor Whitler. Our Lt. Governor is a community organizer who was a former director for Moveon.org.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at April 20, 2020 11:56 PM (+U5Yr)

450

Where in the hell is the bartender around here?

Dammit!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)

451 Oh come on, based on per capita, we're running away with this thing.

We're BLEEDING Americans!

Posted by: dartist at April 20, 2020 11:57 PM (K22Va)

452 445

Getty Boy Newsom.....can I post previous Guv's?

Arnold comes to mind.....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:57 PM (kFkpX)

453 Jordan Thanks.
I'll look them up. Assuming Facebook hasn't taken their page down.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (Eb+fP)

454 450

Where in the hell is the bartender around here?

Dammit!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)

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We don't serve your kind in here. You'll have to wait outside.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (XVuno)

455 Boots? Farts? Yoots?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 20, 2020 11:54 PM (XVuno)

I'll tell you next Tuesday.

Posted by: ... at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (pweBr)

456
I wonder who gets the plum job of embalming Whoa Fat for his eternal
public display. Whoever it is, he'd better have a fork lift.

Posted by: Cicero


Could be the perfect time for that put off liposuction, and fuel some energy plants at the same time.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (2ygtH)

457
On Ingraham, the Tampa mayor said they cited someone for being alone in a public park today.

It was Tom Brady, new Tampa Bay QB.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

458 Oh come on, based on per capita, we're running away with this thing.

We're BLEEDING Americans!
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Heh, yeah, on a per capita basis we'll win just by waiting long enough.

Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (kOpft)

459 Slap good to see you here, hope all is well. You always are an optimistic sob. Give me a call sometime I'd like to chat.

Posted by: Farmer at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (9RVia)

460 We won't botch our procedure

Posted by: Kim Jong Un's Surgeon's Firing Squad at April 20, 2020 11:59 PM (786Ro)

461 Invisible enemies are on notice.

Y'all might be interested in this paper

https://tinyurl.com/yb999tag

"The sudden outbreak of the severe acute respiratory syndrome-coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2) has spread globally with more than 1,300,000 patients diagnosed and a death toll of 70,000. Current genomic survey data suggest that single nucleotide variants (SNVs) are abundant. However, no mutation has been directly linked with functional changes in viral pathogenicity. Here we report functional characterizations of 11 patient-derived viral isolates, all of which have at least one mutation. Importantly, these viral isolates show significant variation in cytopathic effects and viral load, up to 270-fold differences, when infecting Vero-E6 cells. We observed intrapersonal variation and 6 different mutations in the spike glycoprotein (S protein), including 2 different SNVs that led to the same missense mutation. Therefore, we provide direct evidence that the SARS-CoV-2 has acquired mutations capable of substantially changing its pathogenicity."

Could be true--! Might explain a lot. Hope it gets reproduced soon.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 20, 2020 11:59 PM (IB++I)

462 450

Sir your double Scotch&Waters are waiting for you in the drive up door around the corner....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:59 PM (kFkpX)

463 "I wonder who gets the plum job of embalming Whoa Fat for his eternal
public display. Whoever it is, he'd better have a fork lift.
"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

They'll either eat him or embalm him with meringue and then eat him.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 21, 2020 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)

464 456
I wonder who gets the plum job of embalming Whoa Fat for his eternal
public display. Whoever it is, he'd better have a fork lift.

Posted by: Cicero


Could be the perfect time for that put off liposuction, and fuel some energy plants at the same time.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (2ygtH)

Drop his carcass in a giant blender, and then mix it with Diesel fuel.

It will burn.

Finally, Kim would be useful.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:00 AM (sy5kK)

465 "Slap good to see you here, hope all is well. You always are an optimistic sob. Give me a call sometime I'd like to chat."
-Posted by: Farmer at April 20, 2020 11:58 PM (9RVia)

Aye-Aye, Cap'n. I was going to call you the other night, but you were on the ONT-Phone and not your P.C.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 21, 2020 12:01 AM (Ckg4U)

466 You start swapping out nucleotides in the genome, the bug is going to function differently, or not at all.

BTW, does anyone know how many proteins are coded for in COVID-19's RNA?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno)

467 Ok, I'll have one more. Quit pushing.

Posted by: dartist at April 21, 2020 12:02 AM (K22Va)

468 Not sure if person who wanted kids book recommendations is still here or not but dont let the pigeon drive the bus and the follow up books are great childrens books.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 21, 2020 12:02 AM (UNyae)

469 Not sure if person who wanted kids book recommendations is still here or not but dont let the pigeon drive the bus and the follow up books are great childrens books.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 21, 2020 12:02 AM (UNyae)

I'm here and all caught up. (I was way behind in the thread.)
Thanks!

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 12:04 AM (8HBLI)

470 In the past few hours:

1) Trump announces immigration freeze
2) Kim Jong Un reportedly dead

If there's a SCOTUS vacancy before sunrise, I will shit myself.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at April 21, 2020 12:04 AM (XOi3t)

471 Good Evening Fellow Horders!

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 21, 2020 12:05 AM (Jzz++)

472

462 450

Sir your double Scotch&Waters are waiting for you in the drive up door around the corner....
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 20, 2020 11:59 PM (kFkpX)

Capitalism, it's quite the concept.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:05 AM (sy5kK)

473 468
Thanks pgis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2020 12:05 AM (BiNEL)

474 Could be true--! Might explain a lot. Hope it gets reproduced soon.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 20, 2020 11:59 PM (IB++I)


Chicom science? No, thanks. That's what got us into this mess. Probably deliberate misinformation from the CCP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:05 AM (miJU3)

475 Jordan

I ate at Wolffys once and will now eat there again.


Fyi they don't do dinner.

Posted by: Ha at April 21, 2020 12:06 AM (+/ouO)

476 *daps up*

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 20, 2020 11:49 PM (IYHxL)

Um thank you? For reference because I have no idea, is that better or worse than an *uptwinkles*?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 12:06 AM (pweBr)

477 Okay... I'm-a hit the phone for a good minute and then off to bed with me.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 21, 2020 12:06 AM (Ckg4U)

478 I replied to Tater's crying tweet with a GIF of Patton slapping the crying soldier

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

479 Nite, Slapweasel. Good to see you here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:07 AM (miJU3)

480 The Bardoortender has informed me that a shipment of Irish Whiskey has just been dropped off by a UPS sub-contractor

he seemed overtly happy and staggered a bit with his cart...yet dropped not a single bottle.....good man.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2020 12:08 AM (kFkpX)

481 Fyi they don't do dinner.
Posted by: Ha at April 21, 2020 12:06 AM (+/ouO)

Oh shoot, do they not? Well I work at the airport, so I can run over there and grab lunch!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 12:08 AM (OzQGF)

482
Chicom science? No, thanks. That's what got us into this mess. Probably deliberate misinformation from the CCP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:05 AM (miJU3)


The general theme of nonsense Wuhan numbers was repeatedly expressed by talking heads on various FOX shows yesterday.

Every other nation has graphs in various growth curves, the Wuhan numbers have zero relation to any of the other 180+ nations with infection.

It is like the Chinese government is not being truthful, or something.

Weird, I know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)

483 If there's a SCOTUS vacancy before sunrise, I will shit myself.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at April 21, 2020 12:04 AM (XOi3t)


Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick Garland.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 12:11 AM (Y8PSl)

484 I would wish Nancy Pelosi to suffer a brain freeze from eating all her expensive ice cream, but that would assume Nancy still has a functioning brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:11 AM (9rPp8)

485 We need to start a contest on the HQ..... who has the worst governor. We would win by a mile.


Posted by: nurse ratched


Kate Brown apparently cut her bangs like a 5 year old with scissors to show she is down with the poor workers who can't make the rent or go to the hair salon.

Posted by: Fourteen Australian University Instructors at April 21, 2020 12:11 AM (WyVLE)

486 stupid one joke aussie nick...

Posted by: Kindltot - it is not a mask, it is a spit hood. at April 21, 2020 12:12 AM (WyVLE)

487 480 The Bardoortender has informed me that a shipment of Irish Whiskey has just been dropped off by a UPS sub-contractor

he seemed overtly happy and staggered a bit with his cart...yet dropped not a single bottle.....good man.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2020 12:08 AM (kFkpX)


give that man a medal!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:12 AM (sy5kK)

488 I replied to Tater's crying tweet with a GIF of Patton slapping the crying soldier
Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2020 12:07 AM (qAR6u)

Ooh. If I did Twooter I'd copy your idea and send him this:

https://tinyurl.com/slap-slap

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 12:13 AM (8HBLI)

489 Now serving:

Kim Jong Next

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2020 12:13 AM (Fc5rx)

490 Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it
won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year.
The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on
Merrick Garland.

Posted by: RickZ


Don't think it's a rule, "rule", it was just Mitchs way of shoving the Biden "rule" up the dims ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 21, 2020 12:14 AM (2ygtH)

491 291 I think the people in lockdown states should pay attention to whether the mosques are open for Ramadan. Because if they are, the cancellation of religious services are obviously not being enforced for that special group and was intended to maninly hit Christians and Jews.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (WI7YS)

It would put the Goverfuehrers in a Liar's Paradox

If they allow the muzzes to go ass up in the mosques, they're admitting that the virus isn't deadly enough to justify the lockdown

If they still say it's deadly enough to justify banning church and synagogue services, they're saying to the muzzies that they don't give a shit if they drop dead

Anyone with an IQ above room temperature or not so obtuse that they believe both sides of a contradiction will see that.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2020 12:14 AM (qAR6u)

492 Every other nation has graphs in various growth curves, the Wuhan
numbers have zero relation to any of the other 180+ nations with
infection.



It is like the Chinese government is not being truthful, or something.

---
Not just not truthful.

They aren't making any attempt at being plausible.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 12:14 AM (kOpft)

493 Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick Garland.
Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 12:11 AM (Y8PSl)

Well, even if DJT cannot shitcan the Biden rule and appoint anyway, it's still one less Commie on the bench.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:15 AM (miJU3)

494 I can see Pooky being happy that the threat of KJU got curbed (partially because of the work he did in the AF coming to fruition) but stressed that the guys he knows will be in harm's way again as another insane Nork leader thinks they have to "prove" themselves to the world. So, it'll be a roll of the d2 when I tell him. Me? I'll be happy because that fat f*** ruined four of my birthdays in a six-year span.

Posted by: pookysgirl with a serious case of cat-on-foot disease at April 21, 2020 12:15 AM (XKZwp)

495 Oh Horde-. This crudflu crappy shutdown is beyond garbagio--it has migrated to a germ that spreads the blues to our brains...even if we don't have it.

My remedy is to try to think up another great combo vegetable name like peas +corn = porn.

So far my best is broccoli +asparagus =brogas.

Hang in there all...I have some good news to post in a bit. (Not counting the immigration ban of course)

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 12:15 AM (ybC9u)

496 Prayers up DangerGirl !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2020 12:15 AM (arJlL)

497 Don't think it's a rule, "rule", it was just Mitchs way of shoving the Biden "rule" up the dims ass.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 21, 2020 12:14 AM (2ygtH)


True but Trump doesn't need to give more impeachment fodder to the Dims.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 12:16 AM (Y8PSl)

498 If there's a SCOTUS vacancy before sunrise, I will shit myself.



Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at April 21, 2020 12:04 AM (XOi3t)



Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it won't matter.
No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden
Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick
Garland.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 12:11 AM (Y8PSl)

Wasn't Trump just recently making some statements about 'deeming' the congress out of session so that he could make some recess appointments?

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 12:16 AM (kOpft)

499 Anyone with an IQ above room temperature or not so obtuse that they believe both sides of a contradiction will see that.



Posted by: kbdabear


And makes a mess of that whole "equal application of the law" thingy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at April 21, 2020 12:17 AM (2ygtH)

500 Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick Garland.
Posted by: RickZ


I thought that rule was just for lame-fuduck Presidents?

Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2020 12:17 AM (P1f+c)

501 My governor made a trade deal with a hostile foreign power (China) and flew in the materials despite a ban on travel from that country and the fact that similar products sold to the Europeans were showing a 60% failure rate.
Posted by: Methos at April 20, 2020 11:55 PM (kOpft)


Are you talking about those "social distance" drones? I can.not.be.lieve the idiocy of buying drones from China. Really?????

Posted by: Emmie at April 21, 2020 12:18 AM (ouBhA)

502 490 Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it
won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year.
The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on
Merrick Garland.

Posted by: RickZ


Turtle controlled the Senate when JEF nominated Garland.

Even JEF knows what the Constitution says. Or so he claims.

It was all a show.

With 52 R Senators, plus Pierre of Salt Lake City, believe that if Ruthie goes to that Big Song in the Sky, Mitch has the machine ready to go prior to Nov 3.

And he doesn't have to get Xi-NN's permission, either.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK)

503
I thought that rule was just for lame-fuduck Presidents?
Posted by: mikeski at April 21, 2020 12:17 AM (P1f+c)


It's not a rule, rather political reality.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:19 AM (sy5kK)

504 LCD, aw shucks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

505 Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it
won't matter. No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick Garland. Posted by: RickZ

Don't think it's a rule, "rule", it was just Mitchs way of shoving the Biden "rule" up the dims ass.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

It would be a thing of beauty and a joy forever to see McConnell do a reverse on that "rule" and push through an apppointment right before the election. Why not? They (the Ds) do it to us every chance they get. The 'splodey heads would be glorious.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 12:20 AM (8HBLI)

506 In the past few hours:
1) Trump announces immigration freeze
2) Kim Jong Un reportedly dead
If there's a SCOTUS vacancy before sunrise, I will shit myself.
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at April 21, 2020 12:04 AM (XOi3t)


Oops! I just defecated my heart and a lung out into the toilet! Is that normal? Better call the doc...

Posted by: RBG, chillaxing at home at April 21, 2020 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)

507 466
BTW, does anyone know how many proteins are coded for in COVID-19's RNA?

42?

Posted by: Deep Thought at April 21, 2020 12:21 AM (kf5Ci)

508 Hell of a prolapse, judge.

Posted by: Kindltot - it is not a mask, it is a spit hood. at April 21, 2020 12:21 AM (WyVLE)

509 Well, even if DJT cannot shitcan the Biden rule and appoint anyway, it's still one less Commie on the bench.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:15 AM (miJU3)


Never said RBG being mort wouldn't be a good thing.

One Constitutional law that needs to be passed is no lawyer who ever worked for the ACLU shall ever grace a SCOTUS seat.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 12:21 AM (Y8PSl)

510 466 You start swapping out nucleotides in the genome, the bug is going to function differently, or not at all.

BTW, does anyone know how many proteins are coded for in COVID-19's RNA?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno)

Believe it or not, here's a good rundown of that (I know, I'm the nerd here

https://tinyurl.com/svrmlzb

It's quite a lot. But some are unknown as to what they do and might just be noise.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (IB++I)

511 I just wondered something:

What if Trump were to declare China guilty of damages to the USA and comes up with a figure of how much they would have to pay back to square things, say 1 Trillion dollars.

China refuses to pay, Trump then cancels 1 trillion of China owned debt.

Impossible scenario?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (+dsLj)

512 Name the correct number of proteins coded into CV19's RNA and get a lifetime supply of CV19 absolutely free!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (L2ZTs)

513 Well the WuHan Flu has created another batch of American made products.

Customers will see starting tomorrow morning that Wal-Mart is selling WuHan Flu signs made in Ohio. Signs about keeping social distance and such. But one I think the Morons will be wise to place over a mine field, the one that says "Place Deliveries Here."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (9rPp8)

514

About 4 pints of Nancy's expensive ice cream is the same amount one of her constituent's working peoples' electric bill for a month.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:23 AM (sy5kK)

515 So far my best is broccoli +asparagus =brogas.


******

Caantaloupe + bean + beet

Cant be beats!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2020 12:23 AM (Fc5rx)

516 China will call sanctions an "act of war."

Mind you, they won't necessarily respond militarily. In fact they probably won't. But they'll use that kind of language to try and scare Capitol Hill and the UN shitless.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

517 Today went with husband to dr...recurrent heart issue that needed to be addressed.

The good news personally was that so far the return to some meds are dealing with the issue.

Also of interest was what the dr. told us about crudflu deaths and incidence.
1)Worst week was the week before the shutdown imposed (consistent with what I've always found with crises--they reach a peak just before the "remedy" is begun/imposed.
2)Never had any shortages in PPE, beds, ICU or vents
3)50%+ of deaths in individuals with diabetes
4)Current number of admitted patients close to only 25% of the peak number a bit over a month ago.

Also read separately that 8003 of the total Crudflu deaths as of 4/18 occurred among nursing home other older folks residences. This is nearly 25% of the deaths.

Why did the govs (and Fauci/Birx for that matter) not look at the EARLY issues in Washington state with nursing homes and address that issue earlier?
Just shows that "experts" focus often on the wrong issues not to mention solutions.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 12:25 AM (ybC9u)

518 511 I just wondered something:

What if Trump were to declare China guilty of damages to the USA and comes up with a figure of how much they would have to pay back to square things, say 1 Trillion dollars.

China refuses to pay, Trump then cancels 1 trillion of China owned debt.

Impossible scenario?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (+dsLj)

Not gonna happen soon. We need to bring back manufacturing of basic drugs and medical supplies, that were offshored by this country's elite and Bill Clinton's Democrats did a generation ago.

It was equal opportunity graft on the part of our elites, to be fair.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:25 AM (sy5kK)

519 China refuses to pay, Trump then cancels 1 trillion of China owned debt.

Impossible scenario?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (+dsLj)

Heh. Send China a trillion-dollar coin, made of melamine.

"Paid in full, suckahs!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:25 AM (miJU3)

520 The People's Republic of China is right now reinforcing its illegal island fortresses.

Be a shame, a real shame, if they somehow tipped over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:25 AM (9rPp8)

521 China refuses to pay, Trump then cancels 1 trillion of China owned debt.

Impossible scenario?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (+dsLj)


Ya know, I'm rather concerned that apparently China is buying up stocks at the current fire sale prices. I'm not sure if we could stop letting them buy it or what China could do with it, but I figure they would screw us any way they can.

Can we confiscate the stock they bought?

Posted by: Emmie at April 21, 2020 12:26 AM (ouBhA)

522 511 I just wondered something:

What if Trump were to declare China guilty of damages to the USA and comes up with a figure of how much they would have to pay back to square things, say 1 Trillion dollars.

China refuses to pay, Trump then cancels 1 trillion of China owned debt.

Impossible scenario?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (+dsLj)

I've heard it's not that simple, I don't know how our debt is structured, but someone tried to explain it to me (and I don't understand financial instruments well; I only recently came to understand the difference between discount and interest) and in the end said 'it would be like pushing a rope.'

I suspect we may have some leverage to stop paying on debts, but again, I don't know how that's structured -- we sell bonds or tbills or whatever, can we revoke them? Again, I don't know.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:26 AM (IB++I)

523 Has anyone heard from shopgirl? She was on a few nights ago and was waiting for test results regarding the bug.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 12:27 AM (kOpft)

524
No appointments to the Supreme Court in an election year. The Biden Rule. Used to keep Bathhouse Barry from getting a vote on Merrick Garland.
Posted by: RickZ


That's a rule on a par with "step on a crack and break your momma's back."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2020 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

525 I am done with this... now!!! But,

I have to go deep and steel myself for the next 4 weeks..

yet I will promise the horde now...I shall not be grim with you.. you all deserve better.

Night Watch out....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 21, 2020 12:28 AM (kFkpX)

526 Well the WuHan Flu has created another batch of American made products.

Customers will see starting tomorrow morning that Wal-Mart is selling WuHan Flu signs made in Ohio. Signs about keeping social distance and such. But one I think the Morons will be wise to place over a mine field, the one that says "Place Deliveries Here."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:22 AM (9rPp

Went to the AJ WalMart this evening. Most of the staff wore masks, some obviously home-made. I'd say less than a quarter of the customers, though. Still no TP; a very few boxes of facial tissue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:28 AM (miJU3)

527 China will call sanctions an "act of war."

---
In response I see Pence walking up to a podium, pointing at the daily death chart, and walking back off camera.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 12:30 AM (kOpft)

528 AoP.

Wal-Mart this week mandated that all workers wear masks. No mask, you go home.

So stupid to do this so late in the game. But proves again that Wal-Mart is about as efficient as the government and as smart. IE not really.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:30 AM (9rPp8)

529 Went to the AJ WalMart this evening. Most of the staff wore masks, some obviously home-made. I'd say less than a quarter of the customers, though. Still no TP; a very few boxes of facial tissue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:28 AM (miJU3)

At our local ALDI, it's 100% mask usage, and most masks looked decent (i.e. no bandanas.)

I suspect Marylanders are as ready as they're going to be to get back to normal, so long as they're willing to do contact tracing if infected.

The masks thing I think does a lot to restore confidence that you're not going to get the bug or be given it, which economically is important.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:30 AM (IB++I)

530 Muldoon! "Caantaloupe + bean + beet

Cant be beats!"

Winner winner!

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 12:30 AM (ybC9u)

531 Went to a grocery store today where all the employees were wearing masks, but at least half of them had them pulled down below their noses.

Posted by: Emmie at April 21, 2020 12:31 AM (ouBhA)

532 If it's so reckless to think of people free to come outside of their houses, how can we think it's mandatory that we take in new people without established residences?

The left does not make sense. How essential can people just arriving to this country be?!!

No. Democrats. should. run. anything. ever.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:32 AM (Eicbe)

533 Customers will see starting tomorrow morning that Wal-Mart is selling WuHan Flu signs made in Ohio. Signs about keeping social distance and such.

---------

If they have one that says VIRUS-FREE ZONE I'll buy it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2020 12:32 AM (XVuno)

534 My idiot governor has gone all-in on the single best metric for the Rona crisis is:

...the compliance with social distancing. Aided by epidemiologists at Univ of CO Anschutz Medical campus they have cranked some models that indicate:

75% compliance yay- we "bent the curve". We can start to lift restrictions if we can maintain:

60% compliance - will allow us to sustain the current trajectory.

45% compliance - oh no! We will overwhelm the hospitals.

He's so busy pulling numbers out of his ass I'm surprised he has found any "me" time with his boyfriend.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2020 12:32 AM (Fc5rx)

535 > Oops! I just defecated my heart and a lung out into the toilet! Is that normal? Better call the doc...

> Posted by: RBG

Don't worry. You'll be out running laps by morning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:32 AM (mNq/0)

536 Cantaloupe
---
It violates the stay-at-home orders.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:33 AM (Eicbe)

537 532 If it's so reckless to think of people free to come outside of their houses, how can we think it's mandatory that we take in new people without established residences?

The left does not make sense. How essential can people just arriving to this country be?!!

No. Democrats. should. run. anything. ever.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:32 AM (Eicbe)

Watch 'em scream. And if they say it's wrong, ask them how many immigrants are currently coming in. What difference does it make, but to formalize the situation on the ground? We're *protecting* these people from the horrible bat country lung pox.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:33 AM (IB++I)

538 519 Alberta Oil Peon
"Heh. Send China a trillion-dollar coin, made of melamine."

We could make smaller denomination melamine coins to pay taxes in states whose governors win or place in the "Worst Governor Pageant"

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 12:33 AM (ybC9u)

539
Repudiating Chicom held debt is gaining a lot of purchase. Miss Lindsey was on some show I was watching, and someone ran that by him. He didn't even blink, and say that's on the table.

The US has never, ever, never, ever defaulted or repudiated debt, nor missed a coupon or anything like that. To do so would be a YUGE deal, psychologically, going far beyond the intended target. "They did it to China, they could do it to us."

Managing that would be a complicated thing to do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)

540 483
Should the Notorious RBG be mort before sunrise, it won't matter.

come to think of it, i've never seen rbg speaking while kim jong un is drinking water...

Posted by: Anachronda ponders things at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (kf5Ci)

541 That's a rule on a par with "step on a crack and break your momma's back."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2020 12:27 AM (aKsyK)
---
But you can whip it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (Eicbe)

542 President Trump, "we deem this coin to be worth $1 trillion dollars."

He flips it to Xi, "just don't light it. Pressed cow manure."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:35 AM (9rPp8)

543 539
Repudiating Chicom held debt is gaining a lot of purchase. Miss Lindsey was on some show I was watching, and someone ran that by him. He didn't even blink, and say that's on the table.

The US has never, ever, never, ever defaulted or repudiated debt, nor missed a coupon or anything like that. To do so would be a YUGE deal, psychologically, going far beyond the intended target. "They did it to China, they could do it to us."

Managing that would be a complicated thing to do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (f1Vqw)

Additionally, there's a lot of debt in the world that is... on the brink. I hear Japan can't pay principal on their debt. If the US defaults, not only will it be hard to sell debt anymore, it might tempt others to.. take the plunge.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:36 AM (IB++I)

544
I'm watching the Tucker rerun. You know the safest place to be during a pandemic? Outside. Inside, enclosed spaces, are the worst.

They even, with some success, tried outdoor hospitals during the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:36 AM (f1Vqw)

545 FWIW, 4/20 Covid stats are posted:

2020-04-14 604,165(+4.5%) - 25,776(+10.2%)
2020-04-15 633,630(+4.9%) - 28,214(+9.5%)
2020-04-16 665,706(+5.1%) - 30,355(+7.6%)
2020-04-17 666,621(+4.6%) - 32,435(+6.9%)
2020-04-18 724,895(+4.1%) - 34,178(+5.4%)
2020-04-19 751,218(+3.6%) - 35,809(+4.8%)
2020-04-20 775,663(+3.3%) - 37,429(+4.5%)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 21, 2020 12:37 AM (dP625)

546 come to think of it, i've never seen rbg speaking while kim jong un is drinking water...
Posted by: Anachronda ponders things at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (kf5Ci)

---------

KJU: "Say herro to the nice peopre, Luthie."

RBG: "Herro to the nice peopre."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 21, 2020 12:37 AM (XVuno)

547 544
I'm watching the Tucker rerun. You know the safest place to be during a pandemic? Outside. Inside, enclosed spaces, are the worst.

They even, with some success, tried outdoor hospitals during the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:36 AM (f1Vqw)

"Stay at home" I think does include your back yard, fwiw

It does for us anyway.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:37 AM (IB++I)

548 I suspect we may have some leverage to stop paying on debts, but again, I don't know how that's structured -- we sell bonds or tbills or whatever, can we revoke them? Again, I don't know.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:26 AM (IB++I)

It'd make everyone's eyes glaze over quickly to try and go into much detail, but the "debt" isn't like the US went to China and signed a mortgage or something like that. China owns a whole bunch of Fed Securities, things analagous to T-Bills and what not. We can't default on some without defaulting on all of them, and that would mean defaulting on all US securities in the world. Not a good move, because one of the tiniest, least consequential side effects of that is that the Federal Social Security System would completely collapse overnight.

Defaulting on the debt to China is a cute idea for children to play around with. It's not something for adults to discuss.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:38 AM (V2Yro)

549 The masks thing I think does a lot to restore confidence that you're not going to get the bug or be given it, which economically is important.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:30 AM (IB++I)

Other than the confidence is totally misplaced, there is a problem: There aren't any N95 masks to be had. Zero, zilch, nada. And if there are, their highest and best use is in hospitals, to keep the staff and patients safe.

If some nickelfucker store manager, or some pansy Goobernor wants me to mask up, then let them provide the goddamned things, at their expense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:38 AM (miJU3)

550 Cantaloupe.

The Courthouse is closed.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2020 12:39 AM (QzJWU)

551 Federal Social Security System would completely collapse overnight.

Talk about giving that Ponzi scheme some Polonium tea...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 12:39 AM (9rPp8)

552 > The US has never, ever, never, ever defaulted or repudiated debt, nor missed a coupon or anything like that.

Confiscation is neither repudiation nor default, and we certainly confiscated German assets in both WWI and WWII.


We also held on to a bunch of Iranian assets for over 30 years, until Gaylord returned them in cash.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:41 AM (mNq/0)

553 TuCa just (on repeat) said that no one has heard anything from the Wuhan whistle blowers who have been "disappeared".

They're in a hospital someplace on the transplant list. As donors.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 12:41 AM (qyH+l)

554 put it this way; rather than repudiating the debt, it would be a much safer, calmer response to simply give the launch codes to all of or nuke submarines, and fire away. We'd get our hair mussed, lose a few cities, but a with a good first strike we probably wouldn't take more than 50 million casualties, tops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:41 AM (V2Yro)

555 Watch 'em scream. And if they say it's wrong, ask them how many immigrants are currently coming in. What difference does it make, but to formalize the situation on the ground? We're *protecting* these people from the horrible bat country lung pox.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:33 AM (IB++I)
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How, in the past month have they had times to find residences unless they were out and about like we who just want to kill old people? How are they going to follow stay-at-home orders if they have no residences?

How are people just coming in to the country more *essential* than citizens who just want to go back to earning a paycheck?

We've reached a point where the selection of skills which allow you to present a message simply enough for the American people is a detriment to actually handling a multi-variable problem, or even weighing two factors against each other.

These peoples' brains are like pinball machines. Can't do something that makes sense because it bounces off the "xenophobia" taboo bumper, and sends it flying the other way. Then it rebounds off the Can't-you-jerks-stay-at-home bumper.

This is how zero-tolerance principles (aka, zero-thought systems) have trained these people's brain.

Oh! Disrespecting people entering into the country to the same extent we disrespect the discretion of our citizens is too XENOPHOBIC. (KABOING!-DING-DING-DING)

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:41 AM (Eicbe)

556 > China owns a whole bunch of Fed Securities, things analagous to T-Bills and what not. We can't default on some without defaulting on all of them

Confiscation is not default.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:42 AM (mNq/0)

557 Other than the confidence is totally misplaced, there is a problem: There aren't any N95 masks to be had. Zero, zilch, nada. And if there are, their highest and best use is in hospitals, to keep the staff and patients safe.

If some nickelfucker store manager, or some pansy Goobernor wants me to mask up, then let them provide the goddamned things, at their expense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:38 AM (miJU3)

N95 masks aren't necessary for stopping the crownbug, anyway. Surgical masks were found to be as effective (or trivially less so) and certainly with the other precautions, yes!

It will take me a moment to find, but there really is some research behind this.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:43 AM (IB++I)

558 N95 is the new n-word.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:44 AM (Eicbe)

559
The US Treasury knows the owner of every single T bill, note, and bond out there. The way it works, basically, in terms of international trade is we buy a bunch of shit from China. We pay them in dollars, the international reserve currency.

China's central bank takes those dollars. They'll need some of the directly, but they can't do much with those dollars otherwise, so they want to buy some interest bearing assets with those.

So they buy Ts, and that sits on the asset side of the Chicom central bank's balance sheet.

So, we buy shit with dollars, they loan them back to us, and we buy more shit.

The holder of every single penny of US debt is known. Every issue has something called a CUSIP, which is a unique ID. We could selectively repudiate any of those CUSIPs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:44 AM (f1Vqw)

560
Oops! I just defecated my heart and a lung out into the toilet! Is that normal? Better call the doc...
Posted by: RBG


I recommend my doctor.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at April 21, 2020 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

561 Oh! Disrespecting people entering into the country to the same extent we disrespect the discretion of our citizens is too XENOPHOBIC. (KABOING!-DING-DING-DING)
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:41 AM (Eicbe)

Well, when diseases come from a foreign country, being concerned or even afraid of that foreign country is rational. I'm not about to defend XENOPHOBIA, or not, by name. But you know... black death came from.. other countries too... didn't it?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:45 AM (IB++I)

562 That Toyota spokes-chick that wears red is a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 21, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY8)

563 Confiscation is not default.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:42 AM (mNq/0)

LOL - how would you propose doing that? Sending the FBI over to Beijing so they can tell Xi to send them back? Btw, if it isn't obvious, Xi's counter move is just to sell them to Russia, or anyone else who wants a discount. That's why if we try to default to China, we have to default to the entire world. I'm not really kidding when I say that an all-out nuclear war would cause less damage to us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:46 AM (V2Yro)

564 If I get convicted of a federal crime with a whopping big fine, and I happen to own a bunch of U.S. Treasury securities, the government is going to take those securities away from me.

That doesn't constitute "repudiation", nor does it constitute "default".

Neither does seizing the assets of a hostile foreign power constitute "repudiation" or "default".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:46 AM (mNq/0)

565 Child update. Back from hospital. He broke only one of the two bones in the lower right arm. The Orthopedic put a tight splint on him and want to see him in a week. With luck the bone will heal up and not need surgery. All depends on how it heals up.

Thanks to the horde for all thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Picric at April 21, 2020 12:47 AM (nonGu)

566 N95 masks aren't necessary for stopping the crownbug, anyway. Surgical masks were found to be as effective (or trivially less so) and certainly with the other precautions, yes!

It will take me a moment to find, but there really is some research behind this.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:43 AM (IB++I)

Yes, I read that article last night. Written by some actual experts in the field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:48 AM (miJU3)

567 > LOL - how would you propose doing that? Sending the FBI over to Beijing so they can tell Xi to send them back?

You imagine that they have these in paper form? Like you have to have an actual physical piece of paper in your possession?

Err.... that's not the case.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:48 AM (mNq/0)

568 Picric Good news. Prayers for best-case scenario healing sent.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 12:49 AM (8HBLI)

569
The way it would work is the US Treasury declares the range of CUSIP held by the Chicoms to be not payable. Those CUSIPs are immediately worthless. No one would buy them, as they are just declared worthless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:50 AM (f1Vqw)

570 > The way it would work is the US Treasury declares the range of CUSIP held by the Chicoms to be not payable. Those CUSIPs are immediately worthless.

Correct.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:51 AM (mNq/0)

571 I'll grant we could selectively repudiate them. I still say nuclear holocaust is safer than trying that move. It'd be the death of the world economic system for decades.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:51 AM (V2Yro)

572 The way it would work is the US Treasury declares the range of CUSIP held by the Chicoms to be not payable. Those CUSIPs are immediately worthless. No one would buy them, as they are just declared worthless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:50 AM (f1Vqw)

And let the rest of the world follow suit. The WuFlu has done immense damage to many countries. If they all seized Chicom debt instruments as reparations, most of the bad shit that Tom worries about would be avoided.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:53 AM (miJU3)

573 Well, when diseases come from a foreign country, being concerned or even afraid of that foreign country is rational. I'm not about to defend XENOPHOBIA, or not, by name. But you know... black death came from.. other countries too... didn't it?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 12:45 AM (IB++I)
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Don't think you got the irony of what I was saying. I'm saying that XENOPHOBIA is a bumper in the pinball game of lefty minds. When something approaches the zero-tolerance line for "xenophobia" the bumper sends the ball shooting back in the opposite direction.

I'm definitely backing the idea of closing the borders and *I* don't think it is "xenophobic" at all, because it's rationally equivalent to stay-at-home orders.

But I can figure that out because I haven't made my brain into a pinball game of taboo bumpers trained by years of zero-tolerance/zero-thought principles.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:54 AM (Eicbe)

574
I'll grant we could selectively repudiate them. I still say nuclear
holocaust is safer than trying that move. It'd be the death of the
world economic system for decades.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:51 AM (V2Yro)


The upside is we would be roamong the earth with machine guns and dirt bikes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

575 Great article on The Federalist--essentially saying hell no to any idea of "the new normal...

"The most dangerous people are those who say we will never return to normal, and that they have the new rules all picked out for us. No thanks. For many progressives the virus is like climate change on crystal meth..."

https://tinyurl.com/y8esekpg

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 12:55 AM (ybC9u)

576 You imagine that they have these in paper form? Like you have to have an actual physical piece of paper in your possession?

Err.... that's not the case.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:48 AM (mNq/0)
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Typing:

delete chinabonds.dat

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:55 AM (Eicbe)

577 Roaming...fucking keyboard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 12:55 AM (9Om/r)

578 > The WuFlu has done immense damage to many countries.

I understand that even commie-loving Merkel has been making noises about reparations from the ChiComs.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:55 AM (mNq/0)

579 The upside is we would be roamong the earth with machine guns and dirt bikes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

I want a Davy Crockett weapons system. I haz the M29 Weasel to mount it on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:57 AM (miJU3)

580 >> It'd be the death of the world economic system for decades.

This Wuflu thing is a big black swan. Repudiating Chicom debt is not something to be done rashly, but it is an option. It would require most of the rest of the Western World (and Japan, and other big players in the global markets) to be on board.

We couldn't do this unilaterally, I'll agree there. But the Chicoms have pissed the shit out of just about everybody. I'm sure all the spook agencies now know this thing leaked from the Wuhan lab, and the Chicoms covered up it and likely knowingly let it spread, reasoning if they take a big economic hit, they're gonna make the rest of us eat that same shit sandwich.

The way to do it would be to demand "reparations", exactly equal to the debt the Chicoms hold, and then cancel the debt in lieu of payment of reparations.

So make it look like something other than repudiation on paper. Enough of a fig leaf, and with the rest of the world playing along.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)

581
Hmm.

The ScotteVest ads have returned to FOX news.

The owner is the guy who, two winters ago, was in a ski chair lift with strangers, and verbally attacked them for being stupid FOX viewers, because all FOX viewers are numnuts.

Don't buy ScotteVests unless you like to be the fool and support someone who hates you and your beliefs.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 21, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

582 > delete chinabonds.dat

Edit/Select All/delete key/File/Save.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 12:58 AM (mNq/0)

583 571 I'll grant we could selectively repudiate them. I still say nuclear holocaust is safer than trying that move. It'd be the death of the world economic system for decades.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 12:51 AM (V2Yro)

The economic cost of beating the crownbug IS starting to look kind of like a nuclear holocaust. It's like potato chips. One nuclear holocaust? How about two? Three? They're so thin and crispy -- how could they be fattening?!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:01 AM (IB++I)

584 > The way to do it would be to demand "reparations", exactly equal to the debt the Chicoms hold, and then cancel the debt in lieu of payment of reparations.


I don't think you really need the scare quotes around reparations. The damage from Chinese negligence and/or malice is very large and very real.

Demanding to be made whole for that damage is a completely reasonable thing.

As AOP mentioned, it's not just the United States that's been damaged here. The Asshoes have fucked over every country of the world, and they need to be held accountable for that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:01 AM (mNq/0)

585 I hope PDT has some very creative means of dealing with China. He's definitely knowledgeable about the tools that he can use and I trust him to do what is within his enumerated powers to use them.

BTW I noticed that the way he pronounces CHY-nah is the same pronunciation as the Chinese propogandist ("reporter"). PDT gets made fun of for that. On the other hand, the JEF saying POCK-EE-stawn sent a thrill through the underpants of every stenographer in the White House press corps(e). They're detestable.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:01 AM (8HBLI)

586 You can thank Bill Clinton for those ChiCom nukes. If you remember the Wen Ho Lee shit, the Chicoms managed to steal the crown jewels of our nuclear secrets, the non-spherical primaries on the thermonukes that go into the MIRVs. The non-spherical design allowed them to take less space in the conical reentry vehicles.

Non-spherical implosion designs are orders of magnitude more complex that spherical, and are a testament to American physics, chemistry, engineering, and computer simulation prowess.

Chicoms walked off with that shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 20, 2020 10:42 PM (rCwaK)


I was selling Cray-2s to LLNL at that time. Everyone was very pissed about that one. Thanks Bill!

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at April 21, 2020 01:02 AM (377Zs)

587 541 That's a rule on a par with "step on a crack and break your momma's back."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2020 12:27 AM (aKsyK)
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But you can whip it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 12:34 AM (Eicbe)

scary stuff...my youtube just played that

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 21, 2020 01:03 AM (SxBH1)

588 > On the other hand, the JEF saying POCK-EE-stawn

Ever notice that the pompous little shit always said Afghanistan the normal way?

Fake little bastard, he is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:03 AM (mNq/0)

589 we are mask mandatory at work...I rock a bandana cuz well, its more comfortable

Posted by: a dude in MI at April 21, 2020 01:04 AM (SxBH1)

590 I want a Davy Crockett weapons system. I haz the M29 Weasel to mount it on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 12:57 AM (miJU3)


Thats awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:05 AM (9Om/r)

591 Heard the gates foundation, WHO and that Wuhan Virology lab got hacked tonight fellas

Could popcorn futures go any higher?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:05 AM (IB++I)

592 We couldn't do this unilaterally, I'll agree there. But the Chicoms have
pissed the shit out of just about everybody. I'm sure all the spook
agencies now know this thing leaked from the Wuhan lab, and the Chicoms
covered up it and likely knowingly let it spread, reasoning if they take
a big economic hit, they're gonna make the rest of us eat that same
shit sandwich.

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That's an easier sell to other countries whose debt is held by China, if they get to do the same thing, I think. Anyone know who that might include?

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:06 AM (kOpft)

593 > I want a Davy Crockett weapons system. I haz the M29 Weasel to mount it on.

I've heard, though never seen confirmed, that the reason it was given that name was because you weren't going to survive firing it, as the blast radius and/or deadly radiation range of the nuke was larger than the range of the rocket charge.

Like Crockett at the Alamo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:06 AM (mNq/0)

594 > Anyone know who that might include?

Most of Europe.

Many, many African countries.

Lots of Asian countries are in debt to China for roads and harbor construction projects.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:07 AM (mNq/0)

595 > On the other hand, the JEF saying POCK-EE-stawn



Ever notice that the pompous little shit always said Afghanistan the normal way?



Fake little bastard, he is.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:03 AM (mNq/0)

The place has a special meaning to him, he lost his virginity to Hassan Chop there during spring break.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:08 AM (9Om/r)

596 Think China might off some of our politicians they bought and paid for because they are not getting the job done? If so, I refuse to put my flag at half staff for them.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 01:09 AM (tWAkG)

597 Heard the gates foundation, WHO and that Wuhan Virology lab got hacked tonight fellas

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*points at Israel*

Posted by: Anonymous, 4-chan, and MI6 at April 21, 2020 01:10 AM (kOpft)

598
I'm going to see if I can find just all the debt China holds and from whom.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 01:11 AM (f1Vqw)

599 597 Heard the gates foundation, WHO and that Wuhan Virology lab got hacked tonight fellas

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*points at Israel*
Posted by: Anonymous, 4-chan, and MI6 at April 21, 2020 01:10 AM (kOpft)

Hey you in the middle, I got my eye on u

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:11 AM (IB++I)

600 Confiscation of U.S. located assets owned by Chinese (cash, real estate) is closer to other precedents (i.e., Iran) than repudiation of debt. The latter would have huge repurcussions on money markets. Remember the US has huge amount of debt and it is growing. We need to be able to sell U.S. debt.

OTOH, China has bought a lot of U.S. real estate...

Posted by: groovygirl at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (ybC9u)

601 > I'm going to see if I can find just all the debt China holds and from whom.

I'll be interested to see that breakdown.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (mNq/0)

602 Heard the gates foundation, WHO and that Wuhan Virology lab got hacked tonight fellas

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*points at Israel*
Posted by: Anonymous, 4-chan, and MI6 at April 21, 2020 01:10 AM (kOpft)
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Was it weather-control-based?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (Eicbe)

603 >>TuCa just (on repeat) said that no one has heard anything from the Wuhan whistle blowers who have been "disappeared".


You have any idea how many people the Chinese disappeared outta Wuhan using the Virus as a smokescreen??

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (CJt+o)

604 I've heard, though never seen confirmed, that the reason it was given that name was because you weren't going to survive firing it, as the blast radius and/or deadly radiation range of the nuke was larger than the range of the rocket charge.

Like Crockett at the Alamo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:06 AM (mNq/0)

I think that's true only if you were standing out in the open, watching the fireworks. Take shelter behind a massive vehicle, or in a trench, and you will be safe from the blast and prompt radiation.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=tLEAuapfwHc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:14 AM (miJU3)

605 I believe I burned a bridge just now. A good friend had a jokey post about Covid-19 shutdown protesters, and someone commented by posting a "form" for them to fill out that declares they won't seek medical attention if they get sick.

I posted "F-- that shit" and a few choice words about the right to protest. Only just now did I realize it's her nephew.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:15 AM (/+bwe)

606 Regardless of how benign we can take immigration into this country. They are talking about limiting our trips outside of our house.

So of course it makes sense to add to the number of people limiting trips outside of their house! Right?

Limit people in the store? Of course we should add people that need to go to the store! Right?

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:16 AM (Eicbe)

607 Ever notice that the pompous little shit always said Afghanistan the normal way?

Fake little bastard, he is.

Just started commenting here. Better not say too much about how much I despise that duplicitous, effeminate, treacherous, evil bas***d. Don't want to create any problems for our fine host.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:17 AM (8HBLI)

608 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 21, 2020 01:18 AM (mNq/0)

609 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 21, 2020 01:16 AM (Au/5M)

Whale oil bee fooked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:19 AM (miJU3)

610 Hats off to the hackers... just this once.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:20 AM (/+bwe)

611 I believe I burned a bridge just now. A good friend
had a jokey post about Covid-19 shutdown protesters, and someone
commented by posting a "form" for them to fill out that declares they
won't seek medical attention if they get sick.



I posted "F-- that shit" and a few choice words about the right to protest. Only just now did I realize it's her nephew.





Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:15 AM (/+bwe)

Fuck it, the commies have no qualms about breaking a few eggs to get their utopia. I would have no qualms about taking a shotgun to the whole frigging hen house to stop them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:20 AM (9Om/r)

612 Just read a story about a prison in Ohio where they tested the entire population for Coronavirus, as expected a huge portion were found to be asymptomatic:

Tested ... 2,500
Positive ... 1,828
Hospitalized ... 38

No deaths have been reported, but we can get a sense of how likely being exposed to Corona will put you in the hospital:

38 / 1828 * 100 = 2.078

...a 2% chance of developing an illness being serious enough to need treatment in a hospital setting.

1 in 50, if you are an adult male.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 01:20 AM (zqs/f)

613
I have yet to find out how much official, sovereign debt China holds (ie German bonds, Frog bonds, UK, etc, etc), but I stumbled on something else.

China is doing a lot of predatory lending to 3rd world nations. Africa, South America and other shit holes. And this largely secret. Off the official books. A total of $5T, half of which is undocumented (and therefore an estimate).

China's own govt debt stands at around $6T or so in US dollars in 2018. What it is now is probably around $8T. Chicoms don't report things too transparently or accurately.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 01:21 AM (f1Vqw)

614 Behold, the awesome power of makeup!

https://tinyurl.com/yae9nuat

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

615
9chan has the threads. Threads getting deleted on 4chan
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 21, 2020 01:19 AM (Au/5M)

Hard to sort through. Definitely some disinfo dropping. Won't touch a single link with a ten foot pole, but maybe some brave Groyper can get through. I suspect Wuhan Virology lab stuff to be fake, given China's general level of internet control.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:22 AM (IB++I)

616 Ever notice that the pompous little shit always said Afghanistan the normal way?



Fake little bastard, he is.



Just started commenting here. Better not say too much about how
much I despise that duplicitous, effeminate, treacherous, evil bas***d.
Don't want to create any problems for our fine host.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:17 AM (8HBLI)


I'm pretty sure we said it all when it comes to Toonces Mcfuckstick. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:22 AM (9Om/r)

617 Behold, the awesome power of makeup!

https://tinyurl.com/yae9nuat
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:23 AM (miJU3)

618 293--I'm just reading the tea leaves as I see them.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9V81o)
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No need to worry about the election right now.
Six months is an eternity in politics.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 21, 2020 01:26 AM (M/9m0)

619
Another fun fact. There is a total of $60T of sovereign debt outstanding globally. We are about 1/3 of that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 01:27 AM (f1Vqw)

620 Behold, the awesome power of makeup!



https://tinyurl.com/yae9nuat

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 01:21 AM (L2ZTs)



Damnnn, pelosi looks like frigging Quasimodo in that pic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)

621 From Insty:
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SO FRIENDS IN NYC TELL ME that the lockdown is beginning to fail. People in their neighborhood — even old people — who were wearing masks a few days ago now aren’t. Long lines at soup kitchens and food pantries and check-cashing places. A generally more sad and more aggressive attitude. This is bad because NYC needs it more than anywhere else, but a month or so is really about as long as most people will comply, or even self-isolate on their own.
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You'd think the terror of catching last year's disease would be enough.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:28 AM (Eicbe)

622 Fuck it, the commies have no qualms about breaking a few eggs to get their utopia. I would have no qualms about taking a shotgun to the whole frigging hen house to stop them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:20 AM

I hate this "I'm unaffected by the loss of your most cherished rights" attitude more than anything. My friend would be screaming bloody murder if she was asked to sign a form like that on the back of a hunting license. You know, "I agree to not seek treatment if I'm injured with a gun."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:29 AM (/+bwe)

623 I'm pretty sure we said it all when it comes to Toonces Mcfuckstick. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:22 AM (9Om/r)

I have no doubt. The Horde has its ways of turning a phrase that I cannot do. Toonces Mcfuckstick. Ha ha ha ha.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:30 AM (8HBLI)

624 How about: As a resident of NYC, I agree not to seek treatment for Covid-19.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:30 AM (Eicbe)

625 Heard the gates foundation, WHO and that Wuhan Virology lab got hacked tonight fellas



>>>>>



9chan has the threads. Threads getting deleted on 4chan
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I'd expect them to publish it tonight, except all of that will be in Chinese.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:31 AM (kOpft)

626 626 How about: As a resident of NYC, I agree not to seek treatment for Covid-19.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:30 AM (Eicbe)

Irony, as it seems NYC has gotten it mostly the worst of anywhere.

But this is sort of expected I think from any quarantine. It's not about how justified the quarantine is, it's about how long it is.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:33 AM (IB++I)

627 You'd think the terror of catching last year's disease would be enough.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:28 AM

They could rename it Covid-19.5 and say it's been reimagined for a new generation. Perhaps get a trans spokesmodel to do PSAs.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:33 AM (/+bwe)

628 NYC snitch site had to shut down, too many people sending in obscene pictures of flying the bird, to straight-up dick pics.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (Eicbe)

629 You'd think the terror of catching last year's disease would be enough.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:28 AM (Eicbe)

New Yorkers are trend-setters. They will tell you that, ad nauseam. We need to whip up a batch of Covid-21.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (miJU3)

630 I hate this "I'm unaffected by the loss of your most
cherished rights" attitude more than anything. My friend would be
screaming bloody murder if she was asked to sign a form like that on the
back of a hunting license. You know, "I agree to not seek treatment if
I'm injured with a gun."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:29 AM (/+bwe)


Yeah I know. This hasn't affected me in the least, other than the wife turning the house into a small supermarket, but I'm pissed at what they are doing to people. The founders would be stacking bodies by now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (9Om/r)

631

What Indiana Republican Gov. Holcomb said about stay at home order protests

saying he respects citizens' right to be heard, "but this would be the exact way to not to be productive" and that "potentially, it just sets us back."

https://outline.com/Wf4vqU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (aKsyK)

632 I want a Davy Crockett weapons system. I haz the M29 Weasel to mount it on.

Is that the one with an effects radius about 20 meters shorter than the maximum range?

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:35 AM (qyH+l)

633 NYC snitch site had to shut down, too many people sending in obscene pictures of flying the bird, to straight-up dick pics.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (Eicbe)

Thats frigging great. lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:35 AM (9Om/r)

634 New Yorkers are trend-setters. They will tell you that, ad nauseam. We need to whip up a batch of Covid-21.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (miJU3)
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Nice.

Somebody should call Bill Gates.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:36 AM (Eicbe)

635 Is that the one with an effects radius about 20 meters shorter than the maximum range?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:35 AM (qyH+l)

You mean like a hand grenade?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:36 AM (miJU3)

636 Perhaps get a trans spokesmodel to do PSAs.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:33 AM (/+bwe)

On it!

https://tinyurl.com/ydaqvorq

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (8HBLI)

637 636 New Yorkers are trend-setters. They will tell you that, ad nauseam. We need to whip up a batch of Covid-21.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM (miJU3)
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Nice.

Somebody should call Bill Gates.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:36 AM (Eicbe)

Given the number of infections there, COVID-21 is already there. Like a car, it's the new model year.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (IB++I)

638
Thats frigging great. lolol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:35 AM (9Om/r)

Between that and the dirt bike park, it gives me comfort to know America is still alive and well.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (pweBr)

639 Thats frigging great. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:35 AM (9Om/r)
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Not as long as the Demedia keeps up the you-nuts-in-Jesusland press.

Fuck these blue-state-rebels!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (Eicbe)

640 That's reassuring to hear about the NYC Stasi line getting punked.

I was hoping some clever people would come up with ways to eff up the CA illegal alien cash hand-out, but they'll probably just do it by mail with illegals' driver's licenses or other (unbelievable, outrageous) "documentation".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2020 01:38 AM (El6T/)

641 Somebody should call Bill Gates.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:36 AM (Eicbe)

Apple could market it. They are geniuses at convincing iPhone users that their last-year's phone is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:38 AM (miJU3)

642 642 That's reassuring to hear about the NYC Stasi line getting punked.

I was hoping some clever people would come up with ways to eff up the CA illegal alien cash hand-out, but they'll probably just do it by mail with illegals' driver's licenses or other (unbelievable, outrageous) "documentation".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 21, 2020 01:38 AM (El6T/)

Friend of mine pointed out they probably don't have addresses for these people. This is just dumping money on a bunch of agency cronies - who knows if the money will reach 'undocumented people' or not. They're not documented!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:39 AM (IB++I)

643
Well, I'm not gonna find out how much and whose sovereign debt Chicoms hold tonight. This is a convoluted thing to find.

And, it's the same thing I noted a few years ago. By far, the Federal Reserve in the most transparent Central bank in the world. They publish everything. ECB and others do not. How dare you try to look at the details of our balance sheets, peasants.

And it's the same way with sovereign debt. US govt is very transparent about who owns what and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 01:40 AM (f1Vqw)

644 Apple could market it. They are geniuses at convincing iPhone users that their last-year's phone is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:38 AM (miJU3)

Could be right. They convinced me that all their Iphones are a piece of shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:40 AM (9Om/r)

645 And it's the same way with sovereign debt. US govt is very transparent about who owns what and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 21, 2020 01:40 AM (f1Vqw)

Well I for one wouldn't try to make my resources legible in a hostile world. Maybe we're stupid for doing it.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:40 AM (IB++I)

646 On it!

https://tinyurl.com/ydaqvorq
Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (8HBLI)

Damn! Looks like "Chelsea" Manning, if the fucker manages to survive another 30 years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:41 AM (miJU3)

647 Yeah I know. This hasn't affected me in the least, other than the wife turning the house into a small supermarket, but I'm pissed at what they are doing to people. The founders would be stacking bodies by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:34 AM

I was feeling guilty because for me, this shutdown occasionally borders on awesome. I can sleep in past 8 and take a break for a few hours as long as I get my work done by the deadline. Today I did 9.5 hours of work so that tomorrow I can stop by two o'clock.

I finally feel well-rested and, for a change, I'm not exposed to every bug and virus that lurk in unwashed little hands of booger-pickers.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:41 AM (/+bwe)

648 Even if NYC has a full-on defection, where 80% of Yakkers are back out on the streets being New Yakkers, it still is too instrumental for the battle line states to keep the lock down, so my prediction is that the press will try to deny what would be going on in urbane NYC as long as possible, so we can get mail-in fraudballoting in the swing states.

One Dem Rep said flat out today that it would be a shame to release all this leverage without getting part of their agenda (which is not crisis-based) accomplished.

This will slip behind the veneer of the media-enforced memory hole.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:41 AM (Eicbe)

649 You have any idea how many people the Chinese disappeared outta Wuhan using the Virus as a smokescreen??

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (CJt+o)

There are those who claim that the millions of cellphone accounts that have allegedly been cancelled in Wuhan is a surrogate for the number of dead and disappeared.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:42 AM (qyH+l)

650 Could be right. They convinced me that all their Iphones are a piece of shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:40 AM (9Om/r)
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Rick Beato on Apple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKJjLwMUPJI

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 01:43 AM (Eicbe)

651 638 Perhaps get a trans spokesmodel to do PSAs.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:33 AM (/+bwe)

On it!

https://tinyurl.com/ydaqvorq
Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM

Too old and the trans-hippy dude look is not on fleek.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:43 AM (/+bwe)

652 651 You have any idea how many people the Chinese disappeared outta Wuhan using the Virus as a smokescreen??

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (CJt+o)

There are those who claim that the millions of cellphone accounts that have allegedly been cancelled in Wuhan is a surrogate for the number of dead and disappeared.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:42 AM (qyH+l)

The only thing constant is that their government lies (and it even lies to itself.) The size of the lie is unknown.

I suspect millions dead is probably... off by at least a factor of ten.

Then again, I don't know anyone who is actually IN Wuhan, only people who know people in China. Most Chinese are not being affected by the virus right now, but that's only because Wuhan was basically flattened. We don't really know how many died, nor do they.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:45 AM (IB++I)

653 Damn! Looks like "Chelsea" Manning, if the fucker manages to survive another 30 years. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's our top doc in PA. The picture of health.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:45 AM (8HBLI)

654 666?

Posted by: LTC O at April 21, 2020 01:45 AM (MMElw)

655 There are those who claim that the millions of cellphone accounts that have allegedly been cancelled in Wuhan is a surrogate for the number of dead and disappeared.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:42 AM (qyH+l)

Maybe all the bats that got the WuFlu, and that could no longer squeak in ultrasonic for navigation, and that got cellphones with GPS for navigation instead, got eaten.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:45 AM (miJU3)

656 You have any idea how many people the Chinese disappeared outta Wuhan using the Virus as a smokescreen??



Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 01:12 AM (CJt+o)



There are those who claim that the millions of cellphone accounts
that have allegedly been cancelled in Wuhan is a surrogate for the
number of dead and disappeared.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 21, 2020 01:42 AM (qyH+l)

And that the disappeared people *were* the smokescreen.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:45 AM (kOpft)

657 Honestly, I'm tired of being lectured by Intellectually Dishonest Dum-Dum Apostates.
Here's an idea. Work on getting that flaccid dick to work so you don't have to purchase African Children on e-bay.

Posted by: Marcus T
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It's working, but which of my boyfriend's holes do I need to stick it into?

Posted by: The Marrying Type of Gay at April 21, 2020 01:46 AM (Eicbe)

658 Damn, -10

Posted by: LTC O at April 21, 2020 01:46 AM (MMElw)

659 Oh, is it that time tonight?

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:46 AM (kOpft)

660 Well, let's get this over with.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:46 AM (kOpft)

661 The number of the beast!

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (Eicbe)

662 Plucky?

Posted by: LTC O at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (MMElw)

663

AVENGE ME

Posted by: THE HAG at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (pweBr)

664 AVENGE

Posted by: THE HAG at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (pweBr)

665 Ima be pissed if I have to comment two more times and then one of you posts.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (kOpft)

666 Got it

Posted by: LTC O at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (MMElw)

667 663 The number of the beast!
Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (Eicbe)
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I'm sorry that number is not in service at this time.

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (Eicbe)

668 ps about mutation of the coronavirus, it happens because you and many other creatures get coinfected by more than one strain, and those viruses often coinfect a cell, and then the viruses that get produced will have some of one RNA and some of another. We know this because the Wuhan people were feckin around with this process in bats.

Heh.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:48 AM (IB++I)

669 Life in a chrome shop, seeking the bumber of the neast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:48 AM (miJU3)

670 Crap. Missed it by that much....

Posted by: LTC O at April 21, 2020 01:48 AM (MMElw)

671 665

AVENGE ME
Posted by: THE HAG at April 21, 2020 01:47 AM (pweBr)
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By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at April 21, 2020 01:50 AM (Eicbe)

672 ..Given the number of infections there, COVID-21 is already there. Like a car, it's the new model year.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 01:37 AM (IB++I)



There has always been a waiting line at Club Wuhan 21, and a velvet rope, and bouncers.

Only the most beautiful people are admitted to acquire the latest, most darling, designer virus.

*for certain values of street urchins, nurses, cops and waitresses rating as "beautiful people".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2020 01:51 AM (QzJWU)

673 Pepe, are you giving out the contents of your Little Black Book?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:53 AM (/+bwe)

674 You know who has been conspicuously out of sight for the whole duration of this WuFlu pandemic? Elon Musk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:53 AM (miJU3)

675 I was feeling guilty because for me, this shutdown
occasionally borders on awesome. I can sleep in past 8 and take a break
for a few hours as long as I get my work done by the deadline. Today I
did 9.5 hours of work so that tomorrow I can stop by two o'clock.



I finally feel well-rested and, for a change, I'm not exposed to
every bug and virus that lurk in unwashed little hands of
booger-pickers.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:41 AM (/+bwe)

My brother is borderline loving it. His wife could give an aspirin a headache, can't sit still for a minute, always has somewhere to go, someone to visit, something to do, and always trying to drag his ass into it without rest. He said he loves that he can just come home at the end of the day and not have to do anything.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:54 AM (9Om/r)

676 Pepe, are you giving out the contents of your Little Black Book?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:53 AM (/+bwe)

Isn't Marina Abramovic the bitch witch of Spirit Cooking and Comet Pizza fame?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 01:55 AM (miJU3)

677 I nominate Jim of Galveston as COVID-19's new PR manager for the US. AlbertaPeon will control Canada.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:55 AM (/+bwe)

678 As you may have heard, California is releasing thousands of criminals from jail -- completely shredding any last vestige of "the rule of law: -- because of supposed risk of catching the Wuhan Flu in jail. What was the purpose of holding all those thousands of trials in the first place and handing out all those jail sentences? None. Every far-leftist's fantasy come true -- open the prisons!

Well, in this one instance yesterday, a criminal was arrested for committing a crime, sent to jail - but then released to be free as a bird just 12 hours later to save him from possibly getting the sniffles.

Guess how long it took him to commit a new violent felony?

Hell, you don't need to guess, because I'll tell you:

37 minutes:

https://patch.com/california/sanleandro/ man-arrested-oakland-sunday-released-arrested-again

Man Arrested In Oakland Sunday, Released, Arrested Again

"A man was arrested in a stolen car in Oakland at 7:50 a.m. Sunday, released at 7:23 p.m. then carjacked someone at the Dublin-Pleasanton BART station 37 minutes later...."

Posted by: zombie at April 21, 2020 01:59 AM (N9G0H)

679 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 21, 2020 01:57 AM (Au/5M)
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Well, see, that totally explains it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 21, 2020 01:59 AM (Eicbe)

680 Or, y'know, Clorox.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 21, 2020 01:59 AM (vVOK2)

681 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 21, 2020 01:57 AM (Au/5M)

Would you care to provide a Coles Notes version of what all those links purport to show?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 02:00 AM (miJU3)

682 My brother is borderline loving it. His wife could give an aspirin a headache, can't sit still for a minute, always has somewhere to go, someone to visit, something to do, and always trying to drag his ass into it without rest. He said he loves that he can just come home at the end of the day and not have to do anything.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 21, 2020 01:54 AM

I know a couple who are like that. And a colleague of mine is floored that her hubby loves her cooking - she makes things like tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. I suspect that comfort food and a unharried wife are a good combination! ha ha

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 02:01 AM (/+bwe)

683 You know who has been conspicuously out of sight for the whole duration of this WuFlu pandemic? Elon Musk.
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According to youtuber Nerdrotic, who lives in California, Musk made a bunch of ventilators and got into a spat with the state because he delivered them directly to the hospitals that needed them, if I followed the story correctly.

Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 02:03 AM (kOpft)

684 ..I nominate Jim of Galveston as COVID-19's new PR manager for the US. AlbertaPeon will control Canada.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 01:55 AM (/+bwe)



Yeah. No.

I can't use a velvet rope to choke out a democrat RN striving to save lives of virus victims.

Can Not.

I'll just have to wait in ambush at her voting station, I guess.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2020 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

685 According to youtuber Nerdrotic, who lives in California, Musk made a bunch of ventilators and got into a spat with the state because he delivered them directly to the hospitals that needed them, if I followed the story correctly.
Posted by: Methos at April 21, 2020 02:03 AM (kOpft)

Well, good for him. He is a very smart guy. The Tesla cars are a scam, but they are a clever scam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 02:06 AM (miJU3)

686 My Lord. Bill Priestap said this to Horowitz:
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In fact, the information we received indicated that Papadopoulos told the [Friendly Foreign Government] he felt confident Mr. Trump would win the election, and Papadopoulos commented that the Clintons had a lot of baggage and that the Trump team had plenty of material to use in its campaign. While Papadopoulos didn’t say where the Trump team had received the ‘material,’ one could reasonably infer that some of the material might have come from the Russians.
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Wow. The FIB defends half-ass guessing as a motivation to spy on a political campaign.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:06 AM (Eicbe)

687 Wow. The FIB defends half-ass guessing as a motivation to spy on a political campaign.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:06 AM (Eicbe)

Not that there is anything illegal about getting oppo research from a foreign source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 02:09 AM (miJU3)

688 My Lord. Bill Priestap said this to Horowitz...
-----------
The hubris is astounding. When will justice be done?

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 02:10 AM (8HBLI)

689 Speaking of research, it is time for me to hit the sack and start checking my eyelids for leaks. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 02:11 AM (miJU3)

690
Not that there is anything illegal about getting oppo research from a foreign source.


As the FBI did when they took the Russian Disinfo Dossier.
Bad for Trump to do it, goo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 02:11 AM (oVJmc)

691 --good for them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 02:11 AM (oVJmc)

692 Not that there is anything illegal about getting oppo research from a foreign source.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 02:09 AM (miJU3)
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If this presentation can be believed they went from "lot of material" to some of it COULD be from Russians!

"A lot of material" was what *I* thought *I* could use against Hillary Clinton were *I* running against her at the same time.

I am not saying that I would be privy to anything any other country knew. The Clinton history of scandals and blunders *should* be enough.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:15 AM (Eicbe)

693 Good night... day, Alberta Oil Peon. Gosh, I have to get up in a few hours. Have a good one, Horde@

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 21, 2020 02:16 AM (/+bwe)

694
Ding Dong the Jong is dead (maybe very possibly)

Now if the grim reaper would make his way over CA for pislousy then DC for bitter ginsburg and a few hundred scumbucket demonrats...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:18 AM (LfHBm)

695 If the FIB is going to allow themselves this much discretion, how is it that the person actually Constitutionally vested with all their power and more has to be checked at every point?

They used the conventions of the power of the executive as *they* determined necessary. But if Trump doesn't listen to career bureaucrats that he has earned his right not to trust and send Giuliani there in a "break of protocol"--what the hell was Comey's Easy-Peasy-FISA?!

If the protocol is "It's soooo harrrrrrrrd to get a FISA!!" Then trying to get a FISA easier breaks with that standard. Don't seasoned intelligence professionals need more than "lots of material" to conclude that it MUST be foreign-originated.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:19 AM (Eicbe)

696 LONG DONG SILVER IS DEAD???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 02:22 AM (oVJmc)

697 This is nice too:
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The FBI then noted that in June 2017, agents had interviewed an individual whose name remains redacted. That individual told the FBI that he “recalled an instance where Page was picked-up in a chauffeured car and that it was rumored at that time that Page had met with Igor Sechin.&rdquo
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Heckova job, FIB!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:24 AM (Eicbe)

698 Trump may win in November, but does he have coat tails ????? He needs the House and Senate to really get things done.........

Posted by: James at April 21, 2020 02:24 AM (qM84C)

699 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 02:32 AM (L2ZTs)

700
"Heckova job, FIB!"
If there's one fucked up agency that needs a total over haul it that
one..they've prevented 0 deaths by all terrorist they had under watch... 0 kids from other kids they have watched.. so what ta hell
do we pay them to do????

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:33 AM (LfHBm)

701 And finally, it was argued in a FISA renewal that Carter Page even further demonstrating a mission from Moscow to destroy faith in the American system by

....

Publicizing his claim to be innocent.

Proclaiming his innocence in a talk-show barrage could only be the work of PUTIN!

These are the minds we have lent *power*.

Of course, in the aftermath bullshit often sounds farcical. Because it was meant to be bullshit. And when they were talking to Horowitz, *that* was meant to be bullshit to avoid responsibility for previous uses of power for bullshit purposes.

It's just like it's no coincidence that Schiff "accidentally" made all those errors anywhere his counter memo disagreed with Nunes'.

Schiff was bullshitting knowing that if he could create two "sides" the press would take his. His claim that he had made mistake A, and mistake B and mistake C would be farcical. Because that's how bullshit looks in the light of day.

Honey, I swear that I was only naked with secretary to test my love for you! And I didn't do anything--so--see--I passed!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:37 AM (Eicbe)

702 Just started commenting here. Better not say too
much about how much I despise that duplicitous, effeminate, treacherous,
evil bas***d. Don't want to create any problems for our fine host.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:17 AM (8HBLI)

Don't worry too much about expressing your feelings regarding that Jug-Eared Fuck. The Fucking Genius is just a clean, articulate, teleprompter-addicted commie grifter that bites the pillow for his boyfriends.
I'm glad we are done with the cocksucker.
Did I just say that out loud?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2020 02:38 AM (ufFY8)

703 Just started commenting here. Better not say too
much about how much I despise that duplicitous, effeminate, treacherous,
evil bas***d. Don't want to create any problems for our fine host.

Posted by: PennaLady at April 21, 2020 01:17 AM (8HBLI)
---
He's been called a string of worse names on this board. You missed "stumbling clusterfuck".

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 02:40 AM (Eicbe)

704
""stumbling clusterfuck".

of a miserable failure

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:48 AM (LfHBm)

705 I thought it was 'stuttering'....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2020 02:50 AM (ufFY8)

706 Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 02:52 AM (A5zUN)

707 Asshole is evergreen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 02:52 AM (A5zUN)

708 No American has to cede their rights. The government did not give those rights to us in the first place. They are ours. And we told the government to butt out. They are our God given rights. And the government is not God no matter what they think. They can just fuck off.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 02:52 AM (tWAkG)

709 Thanks for the ONT, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 02:52 AM (A5zUN)

710
"
I thought it was 'stuttering'...."

Yes it twas

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:56 AM (LfHBm)

711


Another bunch of happy campers around here are the bobcats...

everyone is getting in on the chickens for free eggs deal but finding

their egg sources keep disappearing..

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:59 AM (LfHBm)

712 I thought it was 'stuttering'...."

Yes it twas
Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 02:56 AM (LfHBm)
---
I apologize. I do disservice the Ace of Spades cannon.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:03 AM (Eicbe)

713 I apologize. I do disservice the Ace of Spades cannon.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:03 AM (Eicbe)

There is no choice. You must put on pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:10 AM (A5zUN)

714
"I apologize."

No need it was only a few letters off... besides

it wasn't as serious as a microaggression....or not using the correct

pronoun....

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 03:11 AM (LfHBm)

715 O saying *looks both ways and whispers* 'Karen'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:13 AM (A5zUN)

716 >>pronoun....
Posted by: beanervt

Or comma

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 03:26 AM (N4ZRs)

717

In other late breaking news Walleye season starts next week...

but the water temp is 40 so don't fall in or you won't last long....

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 03:26 AM (LfHBm)

718

Your early MLii good morning and we have 28 going to 55
with showers...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 03:28 AM (LfHBm)

719 You have the temp swings there too, beanervt. 28 is chilly! 40 and windy here, to only 45 today. Sad.

Yes, will be leaving earlier several days a week. Dropping son off at his job on my way in to work. It's on the way, and he starts at 4

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 03:35 AM (N4ZRs)

720
"It's on the way, and he starts at 4"
Well lucky he's got a job and a mom to make sure he gets there...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 03:41 AM (LfHBm)

721 Yeah, he knows it! He's a good young man. I have to say I've been very blessed to have kids who are really. good. people.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 03:44 AM (N4ZRs)

722

"have kids who are really. good. people"

Kids are a product of their upbringing so congrats MLii....

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 03:48 AM (LfHBm)

723 I'll take that compliment beanervt, thank you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 03:52 AM (N4ZRs)

724 Not much sleep last night

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)

725 Sorry to hear it, Skip. Working today?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:02 AM (N4ZRs)

726 Oh yeah I'm working.
Apple pancakes if I can get moving

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:06 AM (ZCEU2)

727 (Early) Mornin'!

Yet another night of insomnia. Just past 2 am here. Slept maybe 4 hours and I have to work at 5:30 am. Hooking up the coffee IV drip.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:08 AM (SAK2A)

728 And of course JEF, the Jug-Eared Fuck, aka Shit Midas.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 21, 2020 04:09 AM (YqED9)

729 Finished up apple pancakes over the weekend that i had in freezer. Made a double batch the last time, they freeze well

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:11 AM (N4ZRs)

730 A plethora, yea plethora I say, of affectionate nicknames for The Worst President In History.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 21, 2020 04:11 AM (YqED9)

731 Just a bowl of Life cereal for me today. I coulda been a good mom and made egg sandwiches, but eh, cereal's good today.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:14 AM (N4ZRs)

732 And coffee.

I saw something about vanilla ice cubes... did that work?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:14 AM (N4ZRs)

733 (Early) Mornin'!

Yet another night of insomnia. Just past 2 am here. Slept maybe 4 hours and I have to work at 5:30 am. Hooking up the coffee IV drip.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:08 AM (SAK2A)

This might help in the future...

https://youtu.be/sGkh1W5cbH4

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 04:16 AM (zqs/f)

734 Good news for the company I work for that though I started the couple guys not called back yet or partial week due to this Payroll Protection Plan will all get their full paycheck working or not and off unemployment.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:16 AM (ZCEU2)

735

and the Kenyan Kocksukka aka Jay z's kock holster bath house barrie

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 04:18 AM (LfHBm)

736 That is good news, Skip.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:21 AM (N4ZRs)

737
"Jay z's kock holster bath house barrie" Actually axeman you could'a been right on stumbling,,, after a

session with Jay z....I'm sure he was...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 04:22 AM (LfHBm)

738 What did our former prez do (not do) now? I haven't looked

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:22 AM (N4ZRs)

739
a new lurker turned poster posted a not nice name for prissy pants..
and then apologized... we're just showing them what we use to

call the little fag...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 04:25 AM (LfHBm)

740 Ah, Lol

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:26 AM (N4ZRs)

741 The vanilla ice cube was a little overpowering but didn't use my big cup. Will try the big cup today and see.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:36 AM (ZCEU2)

742 My governor is just the standard gutless mediocrity. Nothing remarkable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 04:37 AM (DA2i0)

743 My governor is an idiot, and sadly most of the R 's in the state legislature are letting him get away with his idiocy.

I hope every one of them gets primaried.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:40 AM (N4ZRs)

744 WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich Wuhan licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the Brixen flour;
Whan Trumpirus eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every small business holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne

To free Trumpenland, shall they wend

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at April 21, 2020 04:40 AM (QzkSJ)

745 Pa will pass California maybe tomorrow on Covid-19 deaths. Not sure if its real numbers or padding them up.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)

746 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, April 21, 2020. On this day in 1836 at the Battle of San Jacinto Republic of Texas forces under Sam Houston defeat troops under Mexican General Antonio López de Santa Anna. Remember the Alamo.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:41 AM (mpXpK)

747 Fox's this day in history.


https://tinyurl.com/yc7lxl9n

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:41 AM (mpXpK)

748 Trump is about to sign an executive order banning all immigration temporarily because of koronavirus hype. The Communists don't like it. I say tough shit commies.


https://tinyurl.com/yc8gsqpa

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:41 AM (mpXpK)

749 While the price is low Trump takes the opportunity to refill the strategic oil reserves.


https://tinyurl.com/yaco5qmq

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:42 AM (mpXpK)

750 Ok, better go before my blood pressure boils over.

Grateful for my job, and like jsg I will add:

This place.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 21, 2020 04:42 AM (N4ZRs)

751 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 21, 2020 04:42 AM (Dhht7)

752 RAMIREZ

https://tinyurl.com/y8p2vr9n



And that's it for today. Nothing out there but koronakrap.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:42 AM (mpXpK)

753 This might help in the future...

https://youtu.be/sGkh1W5cbH4
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 04:16 AM (zqs/f)

I was running one called Starship Ambient Noise. Didn't work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:42 AM (SAK2A)

754 Wore my gas mask in the grocery store yesterday, was crackijng up inside but didn't get much reaction only 1 laugh and 1 double take.
Lowes had a sign they require ihem but didn't go in, mostly wanted to see if they had Anaheim pepper plants yet.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

755 One hopes that Skip's governonator has not prohibited breakfast.

One hopes

Posted by: Miklos, whose closest Waffle House is now shut at April 21, 2020 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)

756 Disparity comparison:

Larimer County, CO where I live

Population a hair under 300,000

Deaths 12 (per capita one in 25,000)

The company I work for is based in Erie County, NY

Population 919,000

Deaths 143 (per capita one in 6426)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:48 AM (SAK2A)

757 And I have it from a rock-solid hospital source that at least 2 of those 12 deaths were listed as COVID but both were going to die within days of other serious illnesses.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:50 AM (SAK2A)

758 If I was out of coffee creamer the vanilla ice cube could work and if I didn't put so much in.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:51 AM (ZCEU2)

759 I personally refuse to die anytime soon, because it would written up as debts to Albanian Mafia and maybe WuFlu, but officially mainly WuFlu.

Posted by: Miklos, neither lender nor debtor be at April 21, 2020 04:55 AM (QzkSJ)

760 Mine will be death by caffeine overdose, but they'll probably write it up as Kung Flu.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:57 AM (SAK2A)

761 Somehow my freezer drawer got misaligned and the freezer was not completely shut. Everything in there thawed out. This refer my wife bought has been nothing but a POS since we bought it..

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:57 AM (mpXpK)

762 Woke from a very bad dream. Of extreme economic decay. I had one of the last jobs in a ruined, empty city.

Beyond dystopian.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 04:58 AM (u82oZ)

763 You need one of those Nanzi Pelousy specials Vic. Just 25K.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:59 AM (SAK2A)

764 761
And I have it from a rock-solid hospital source that at least 2 of those
12 deaths were listed as COVID but both were going to die within days
of other serious illnesses.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:50 AM (SAK2A)

As I said last week. They are blaming everything on koronakrap in hopes of federal dollars. Get run over by a bus, must have been koronakrap.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

765 Vic,

Thanks for the history. We lost the Alamo, but won later. I'll take that as encouragement.

I hear you had an epic rant. Was in on yesterdays ONT?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 04:59 AM (u82oZ)

766
" This refer my wife bought has been nothing but a POS since we bought it.."


Hey Vic,, sounds like a job for the local voodoo doc....needs
a unhex...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 05:00 AM (LfHBm)

767 Vic,

Or maybe it was the video I did not play on top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:01 AM (u82oZ)

768 You need one of those Nanzi Pelousy specials Vic. Just 25K.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

*Ice cream for display purposes only

Posted by: Essential Earnestine at April 21, 2020 05:02 AM (QzkSJ)

769
"was the video I did not play on top."
yup..

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 05:03 AM (LfHBm)

770 767
You need one of those Nanzi Pelousy specials Vic. Just 25K.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 04:59 AM (SAK2A)

What pisses me off is the only thing wrong with the old refer was the ice maker. The one in the new refer tore up 3 times before the hardware store said the warrantee was no longer any good.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 05:03 AM (mpXpK)

771 What's really getting me down now is that all of my friends, family and co-workers in NYS have turned into a Koven of Karens. Nobody in NY understands that while things are bad there, they are not bad in most of the country.

All I get is "Yes, your cases are low because of lockdowns and social distancing and masks and blah blah blah."

They all have this mentality that the rest of us have to stay locked down because of them. I just can't talk to any of them anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 05:04 AM (SAK2A)

772 Vic

I can imagine citizens looking like the Bobs in Office Space:

"So, where do you think the money is coming from?"

Tax revenue is down, and expenses are way up.

A smart local government would get that. And cut to the bare essentials.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:05 AM (u82oZ)

773 I hear you had an epic rant. Was in on yesterdays ONT?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 04:59 AM (u82oZ)

I don't remember an "epic rant" yesterday. But the ONT has been about the only thread I have posted on lately.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 05:06 AM (mpXpK)

774 "was the video I did not play on top."



This sums up three (3) thousand years of philosophy

Posted by: Tout sweet at April 21, 2020 05:07 AM (QzkSJ)

775 The cow, the old cow-thread, she is dead;

It sleeps well, the horned head:

We poor lads, 'tis our turn now

To hear such tunes as killed the cow.

Posted by: A. E. Miklosman at April 21, 2020 05:13 AM (QzkSJ)

776 I did not post at all yesterday.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 05:14 AM (mpXpK)

777 Generally my view is I like quiet in the morning, its rare I purposely play any video.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 05:15 AM (ZCEU2)

778
mornin, youse guys

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:16 AM (8YHp/)

779
I remember quiet!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:18 AM (8YHp/)

780 Vic

Well, I was wrong. It was the video on top.

I play the music Hadrian the Seventh gave me. Solid classical music.

but if you need to wake up, here is a Youtube video of one of Leroy Anderson's best.

I imagine Ben Had was the model for what is shown at 1:47.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4xy07BuIq0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:20 AM (u82oZ)

781 Hope the margins are OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:20 AM (u82oZ)

782 I remember quiet!
Posted by: Gooshy

When I was told to be quiet, it was in BIG SOUND LETTERS

Posted by: Miklos, fondly recalling the discipline of childhood at April 21, 2020 05:21 AM (QzkSJ)

783 I view the gun buying, even by Liberals, on an unconscious feeling that everything is slipping out of control.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:22 AM (u82oZ)

784 Margins are good.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)

785 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2020 05:23 AM (NGm/n)

786 I view the gun buying, even by Liberals, on an unconscious feeling that everything is slipping out of control.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

When Whole Foods sells rainwater and grain alcohol, then.

Posted by: Vital Bodily Fluids LLC at April 21, 2020 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)

787 Ben had shows up in that video @ 1:57.

Those responsible for the incorrect information have been sacked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:24 AM (u82oZ)

788 Margins are good.


Within limits

Posted by: WordStar at April 21, 2020 05:25 AM (QzkSJ)

789 Thanks Skip.

Good morning to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:25 AM (u82oZ)

790 WordStar

Made me laugh for some rason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:26 AM (u82oZ)

791 Saddest being that I am back to work is my cat, no morning lap time until Saturday.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)

792 Those responsible for the incorrect information have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

The people responsible for the sackings, have been sacked

Posted by: at the last minute and great expense at April 21, 2020 05:27 AM (QzkSJ)

793 This lockdown has eroded my normally solid routine. I am staying up later, and sleeping past JJ.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:27 AM (u82oZ)

794 WordStar

Made me laugh for some rason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*glares*

Posted by: Lotus 1-2-3 at April 21, 2020 05:28 AM (QzkSJ)

795 at the last minute and great expense

The classics!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:28 AM (u82oZ)

796 Thanks!

Cheering right up. It was a simpler time, when your computer was not a spy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:29 AM (u82oZ)

797 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

A half hour early, but I have some chores coming up in a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:30 AM (u82oZ)

798 "Sorry We Called the Cops on You"
In cursive, even. That's hilarious.

Posted by: m at April 21, 2020 05:32 AM (wI2mw)

799 The classics!
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Llama

I forgot the llama

Posted by: Brother Miklos at April 21, 2020 05:32 AM (QzkSJ)

800
There was just something really cool (and quiet) about taking the control room midwatch, coffee in hand, rigged for red to go to periscope depth.

Just a rare moment.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:33 AM (8YHp/)

801 I well remember the first time I saw that entire sequence.

I think my date spent the movie laughing at me laughing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:33 AM (u82oZ)

802 I'm outta here, have a great day

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 05:34 AM (ZCEU2)

803 Gooshy

Or taking the watch on the 4-8, making sure the ship is safe and watching the sun rise. And feeling the ship wake up at reveille.

Even when you were tired, that sunrise buoyed you up. Especially if heading 090.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:36 AM (u82oZ)

804 @749

It's not real numbers and that's a fact.

Every death is being attributed to bat flu.


As I said numerous times, the only legitimate Covid death should be a positive RNA test for the specific antibodies of this virus accompanied by pneumonia.


Anything else is complete and total bullshit.


Case in point, my friends mom died last week, she was in a nursing home, she was 82, she had been there for two years after suffering a stroke and Demetria, she died of heart failure, they listed her death as Covid related.


I asked my friend did the home tell you she had a cough, or fever or had developed pneumonia?

He said no.


Just called and said his mom passed in the night due to Covid.


This is all nonsense, brought to you by "men and women of science"

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 05:36 AM (nRA+b)

805 Have a great day, Skip. Go get um.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:36 AM (u82oZ)

806
Jeez, we just had a 4th die at the local nursing home. 55 cases there, none in the county that aren't related to that place.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:37 AM (8YHp/)

807 Nursing homes are warehouses where you go to die.

Rethinking nursing homes. Think The Villages, but without the STDs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:38 AM (u82oZ)

808 If I could interview one person, it would be Prince Philip. He's 98 and must have a lot of observations on things that matter to our recent history and certain things going back aways. He would have a fairly interesting vantage point for a lot of things.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 21, 2020 05:39 AM (KAi1n)

809 Sweden reported only 40 deaths yesterday, from a high of 170 reported five days prior. But their "let it burn" strategy is producing steep waves of both new cases and deaths, every 5 days is goes up sharply follows by 5 days of steep drop in numbers. It's almost like the virus is moving from town to town killing people (or more likely nursing home to nursing home).

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 05:39 AM (zqs/f)

810 All I get is "Yes, your cases are low because of lockdowns and social distancing and masks and blah blah blah."

They all have this mentality that the rest of us have to stay locked down because of them. I just can't talk to any of them anymore.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 05:04 AM (SAK2A)


Good move, and I live here.

NY State has a lot of 'infecteds' and 'deaths' because of NYC. NYC has a lot of 'infecteds' and 'deaths' because of a disease vector called the NYC subway, which is now nothing more than a homeless hotel on wheels. They'll never admit living in such close quarters is driving the numbers here up. No, they think we're normal and the rest of y'all are flyover weirdos.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 05:39 AM (Y8PSl)

811 Gooshy

What we are seeing here is a normal flu season. Maybe with early mortality. But not too early.

I got to think what is going to happen to medical care. You know the Left want to end all end of life care. They are the new Carousel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:39 AM (u82oZ)

812 SFGoth

Prince Phillip would not hold back, either. Got him in a bit of trouble over the years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:40 AM (u82oZ)

813 RickZ

How do you stay safe?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:41 AM (u82oZ)

814
Ah, the sun! We pretty much forgot what that thing was, except for the comedians in sonar...

"conn, sonar, loud sounds bearing 090....believe this to be the crack of dawn."

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:41 AM (8YHp/)

815 Gooshy

Sonar Technicians. Sigh. I was green flared on one watch. On a Sprucan.

My part of the Sonar Equation was to make sure we had an alerted operator, not a well-rested watchstander sleeping behind the curtain.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:44 AM (u82oZ)

816 A smart local government would get that. And cut to the bare essentials.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:05 AM (u82oZ)


This is why when some politico prattles on about 'being all in this together' I want to grab a barbed wire wrapped pineapple and shove it up their ass. Sideways.

Politicos and bureaucrats are not being laid off, so they continue to have income and a job. Now if all state and city politicos were not paid 'during these uncertain times' and the bureaucrats feared for their pay and jobs, then this whole Wuhan Crud Kabuki Health Theater hysteria would have been over by now. But OrangeManBad must be stopped and destroying the economy was the last bullet in their arsenal.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 05:44 AM (Y8PSl)

817 RickZ

Yup. You got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:45 AM (u82oZ)

818 I like that everybody is an expert.

Why bother with school?

Posted by: Miklos, Carthusian novitiate at April 21, 2020 05:46 AM (QzkSJ)

819 Miklos, Carthusian novitiate

Collectively, even the experts have very few authentic experts. I like how Trump (and the Horde) can choose the right experts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

820
I agree this is about the same as ordinary flu, Salty.
Problem I see is people, a certain group, just don't 'get' how to behave anymore.
Toss in a bit of possibly increased infectiousness, and some times it'll get ugly. Not a reason for our overreaction, though.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:48 AM (8YHp/)

821 @820

To your point, I haven't even heard so much as a single group of public employees being furloughed or let go.

So the states are paying these clowns and very little money is coming in.


The real pain begins when these bastards start talking about raising taxes to cover their massive shortfalls.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 05:49 AM (nRA+b)

822 How do you stay safe?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:41 AM (u82oZ)


Insouciance. Fuck it, we're all going to die someday.

Just walked to my bank to use the ATM. I walked there {GASP} without a face covering. Felt liberating, even if it was just 4:30 in the morning.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 05:50 AM (Y8PSl)

823 Fuck the tyrant DeWine in Ohio. I figure he's going to declare Ohio opened back up Yet there is going to be zero difference in how things are. Just "yeah we're opening back up. Never you peasants mind that there will be no change for the month of May."

Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2020 05:51 AM (Sg/64)

824 Gooshy

We need to write an entire new book on the Madness of Crowds, today.

Schooling today leaves out reasoning ability, logic, and context. And the Media is good at manipulating the emotions of their watchers.

We can stand aside, but it feels like a societal avalanche. Standing aside carries us down the mountain as well.

I've done very well to insulate my family. Will it be enough?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:52 AM (u82oZ)

825 I figure Wyoming will be a lot open and freer faster than Gov. Polesmoker in CO. I'm about 45 minutes from Cheyenne. Figure I might be spending some time in WY in the near future.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 05:53 AM (SAK2A)

826
Salty, what's 'green flared'?

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:53 AM (8YHp/)

827 RickZ

Good for you. Covid-19 Wuhan backs away when you show up!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:53 AM (u82oZ)

828 In a new interview, Bill Gates authoritatively states that mass public gatherings will not come back "at all" until we have mass vaccination.

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WHAT THE F*CK

Can some of these Smart People Who Love Our New Science explain how they're going to make a vaccine for this cold virus, please?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 05:53 AM (IwDj9)

829 Gooshy

When a USN SSN has a valid targeting solution on you, they pop a green flare to say "Bang, you are dead." Nothing an ASW DD wants to see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:54 AM (u82oZ)

830 To your point, I haven't even heard so much as a single group of public employees being furloughed or let go.

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I think it was Charleston that I read about losing $100M in taxes during the panicdemic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 05:55 AM (IwDj9)

831 Who elected Bill Gates?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 05:55 AM (SAK2A)

832
I think licking toilet sears and door knobs is a pretty good indication of where we are.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 05:55 AM (8YHp/)

833 Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks

Corona viruses typically are poor vaccine targets, due to mutations in the seed coat proteins.

I see incredible activity, with numerous different vaccine efforts. Most are in Phase 1 trials. Production of the needed doses is a ways off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:57 AM (u82oZ)

834 Who elected Bill Gates?

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W.H.O. elected Bill Gates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 05:57 AM (IwDj9)

835 If the estimates that 66% of people infected with corona are asymptomatic is correct, face masks might not be the worst idea. A simple surgical mask would block the breath from a silent carrier blowing directly on your face when they join you for an elevator ride. Or vice versa, we all could have it and never know.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 05:57 AM (zqs/f)

836 Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks

There are government employees furloughed, at the local, state and federal level. I know some. I do not know if this is with pay.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:58 AM (u82oZ)

837 828
Gooshy



We need to write an entire new book on the Madness of Crowds, today.



Schooling today leaves out reasoning ability, logic, and context.
And the Media is good at manipulating the emotions of their watchers.



We can stand aside, but it feels like a societal avalanche. Standing aside carries us down the mountain as well.



I've done very well to insulate my family. Will it be enough?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:52 AM (u82oZ)

The best way to kill the MFM is leave the TV off except for playing DVDs and Blurays.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

838 "Over the past decade, the world’s richest man (Bill Gates) has become the World Health Organization’s second biggest donor, second only to the United States and just above the United Kingdom."

https://tinyurl.com/yxxokfa8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 05:59 AM (IwDj9)

839 Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks

Your wider point is valid. Deep Blue cities will be hit hard, but that is every level of government. Very few bright spots here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

840
I see. We sank a flat top once: don't remember if flares were involved or not.
But a boomer doing that stuff is rare and it was just a pickup exercise testing a, uhm, thing you probably used a lot, which shall not be named.
Think of Harry Potter.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 06:01 AM (8YHp/)

841 Vic

Until I married, I did not even own a TV for 30 years. I got a lot done with the time saved.

The downstairs big screen TV has been on only twice in a year. For KSU football games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

842 There are government employees furloughed, at the local, state and federal level. I know some. I do not know if this is with pay.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:58 AM (u82oZ)

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There are plenty not working (teachers), but none missing a paycheck. And if they are, it's like the "shutdown" and they'll get it all in full when they return. But I doubt it's like that because why would it be?

I'd bet a paycheck if I had one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:02 AM (IwDj9)

843 Something something "through no fault of their own" something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:03 AM (IwDj9)

844 There are government employees furloughed, at the local, state and federal level. I know some. I do not know if this is with pay.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 05:58 AM (u82oZ)


Even if some gub'mint employees are being furloughed, it's not like government will go out of business. So they'll have a job to which to come back.

It's not like Hank who used to work down the road at Mr. Franklin's ten-person shop. Which is now closed because Mr. Franklin's business has no orders, he has no income, he can't meet payroll and he can't pay rent.

Posted by: RickZ at April 21, 2020 06:03 AM (Y8PSl)

845 Gooshy

???

Good for you on getting the flattop. And bad on the screen and Alfa Sierra. What is it you do here?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:04 AM (u82oZ)

846 The downstairs big screen TV has been on only twice in a year. For KSU football games.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

The only thing I watched on TV was college football and only when GA was playing SC. I finally dropped my satellite as a waste of money.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

847 @832
They're not, the "virus" is now simply a mechanism for control.

It's being used in the same way 9/11 was used to gain control and install the massive surveillance state we live under now.

If a vaccine were possible then other corona virus like the ones that cause the common cold would have been cured.

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 06:06 AM (nRA+b)

848
I see Serf beating is a thing now...Serf's UP ...Hang 5 and bring the hot babe to my crib dude.............


Lash Laroo.

Posted by: saf at April 21, 2020 06:06 AM (5IHGB)

849 RickZ

Wish my Dad was alive. He'd keep the Snow Days essential people, a couple of relief crews for today's essential people, and fire the rest.

I view today's government as a cancer. Killing the organism while consuming more resources. There are no limits on growth, which is what cancer is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

850
Do here? Mostly just lurk during the day. This time of the morning is the only time I can keep up!

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 06:07 AM (8YHp/)

851 Gooshy

Rhetorical question. It was directed at the ASW screen and the screen commander.

Good to see you here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

852 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

A reprise for the incoming day walkers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

853 Vic, have a wonderful day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

854
No worries.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 06:11 AM (8YHp/)

855 I still want to know a total amount that each "saved" life cost. Not the amount billed to the insurance company for the hospital stay, although that should be included, but things like the billions spent paying every government employee everywhere for a month and a half while most provide no services, the amount of tax dollars that aren't coming in to places like Charleston, the $2T just passed and everything coming, the unemployment payments, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:12 AM (IwDj9)

856 Have a blessed day, everyone.

May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate approach your vehicle.

And smile. A sound analysis of the situation is better than most have. We go this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

857 Oh, and these:

"Two patients in his practice whose transthoracic aortic valvular replacements were postponed, for example, died while waiting."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:13 AM (IwDj9)

858 853 I view today's government as a cancer. Killing the
organism while consuming more resources. There are no limits on growth,
which is what cancer is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

When I first moved here in 1977 this was a sleepy little southern town in a small county. The town has expanded it's city limits and the country has blown up to 70,000 people. Yes, its a cancer. But Myrtle Beach now has 500,000 people living in or around it.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

859 This turd Gov. Hogan is really a retard of the first order, isn't he? Losing no chance to criticize PDJT but simultaneously missing every opportunity to effectively manage reopening Maryland, he has turned into a cartoonish version of a leader.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:15 AM (NVYyb)

860 How about a property tax holiday for the people who have to actually pay for their local gov't employees to have a 3 month vacation ?

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2020 06:17 AM (jol/7)

861
I remember Myrtle Beach as a sleepy little tourist trap.

Here's a sub song for ya!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTzCTBXCiI

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 06:17 AM (8YHp/)

862 Buen dia queridas morons.

I am hopeful that, maybe this coup attempt will generate the necessary, and long-needed reaction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2020 06:17 AM (EZebt)

863 How about a property tax holiday for the people who have to actually pay for their local gov't employees to have a 3 month vacation ?
Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2020 06:17 AM (jol/7)

===

The City & County delayed from April 10 to May 4, but not other counties.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2020 06:18 AM (EZebt)

864 @863
Fun fact about Larry "Squirts" Hogan, his father was the first GOP Rep to call for the impeachment of Richard Nixon.

So being a feckless dick runs in the family.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 06:20 AM (nRA+b)

865 Delayed property taxes will still be collected. Even though the hotels and stores that are supposed to pay have permanently lost the revenue that generate the cash to pay those taxes.

All taxes should be forever forgiven and the teachers union should be in this mess together with the rest of us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:22 AM (NVYyb)

866 The City & County delayed from April 10 to May 4, but not other counties.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 21, 2020 06:18 AM (EZebt)

Around here, it is going to be 3 months.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2020 06:22 AM (jol/7)

867 869 All taxes should be forever forgiven and the teachers union should be in this mess together with the rest of us.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:22 AM (NVYyb)

We're All In This Together is just a slogan to keep the Unproductives paychecks and votes in order.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2020 06:25 AM (jol/7)

868
All taxes should be forever forgiven and the teachers union should be in this mess together with the rest of us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:22 AM (NVYyb)

The teacher's unions should be permanently abolished along with all other gov unions.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:25 AM (mpXpK)

869 When you subsidize something you get more of it. In the first Wuhan flu spending bill, all Wu flu medical expenses are paid at Medicare rates. No wonder that's listed. Follow the money.

Posted by: JAS at April 21, 2020 06:27 AM (2BZBZ)

870 I was wondering if PDT is getting the oil companies to pay the U.S. Treasury for taking all that surplus oil off their hands.

Posted by: JAS at April 21, 2020 06:28 AM (2BZBZ)

871 One of my customers, a large corporation, tells me they are late paying their bills because they outsourced their bill paying to a service in India. No one is going to work there now, so my customer told all vendors "sorry, you'll just have to wait". Oh, ok, I'll mention to my own vendors they will have to wait for India to return to work. I'm sure the phone company, Blue Cross et al will understand.

Sarcasm doesn't work anymore, does it? It almost sounds real.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:31 AM (NVYyb)

872 Property tax are a real issue for me. It is a wealth tax. Property if acquired by savings and mortgages that requires you to plan to save in the future.

It is a very anti-property and and anti-wealth scheme that seems to be part of our lives.

If your property taxes are 3% then in about 24 years you will have paid the value of the house to live in that community.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:32 AM (JFO2v)

873 876 It is a very anti-property and and anti-wealth scheme that seems to be part of our lives.



If your property taxes are 3% then in about 24 years you will have paid the value of the house to live in that community.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:32 AM (JFO2v)


When I first bought my house in 1981 my property tax was about $200/year. They run about $1,000/year now. The thing about taxes is that they always increase every year regardless of the economy or anything else.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

874 Let me be clear, I have been talking to liberal democrats from Oakland, across the Golden Rust Bridge to Santa Clara, around to Folsom street and Sacramento. Most of my Dem donors are unhappy that they go 3 cents on the dollar while donating their economic stimulus dollars to the DNC via the Obama Foundation. All they got was a crappy Asian covid19 report and a sound bite on TV. But, I don't care. It was for a good cause. I am distraught to know that some Georgia governor is open up his state with no graft money from those little business people. I say follow California's Covid19 lock-down rules which allow Mosques and Folsom street bath houses to remain open while taking away the clinger's bibles and guns. Like myself most democrat politicians have their own gun toting security squads to keep them safe. For example Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi both have over $100 million in the bank and heavily armed security gangs. Dems should only let the little business people open after paying gelt. The lockdown is great for me. Good evening.

Posted by: Barkier O at April 21, 2020 06:35 AM (ZA5QI)

875

@874 - JAS

Get outta my mind.
Was just sitting here wondering the same thing.
Thought I'd read a comment here a short time back that reserves were at least somewhat depleted.
Then someone here passed along a PDT comment from yesterday's briefing about "They're paying us."

Led to those thoughts I guess.

Posted by: teej at April 21, 2020 06:36 AM (iwZ9u)

876 I remember when pols used to talk about Rainy Day funds.

That was a long time ago.

Nobody saves shit in government. There's always a bailout.

Posted by: jsg at April 21, 2020 06:37 AM (jol/7)

877 @875

I think part of this op is to stress and break as many systems as possible.

Nothing else makes any sense.

Because the effects of closing large swaths of the global economy and clogging up the the input/output vectors should have been apparent from the outset.

So people knew the damage this would all cause but they don't seem to care one bit.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 06:38 AM (nRA+b)

878
all Wu flu medical expenses are paid at Medicare rates. No wonder that's listed. Follow the money.
Posted by: JAS

And if the patient is uninsured, the gubmint pays the hospital 110% of the Medicare rate. WTFO?

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 06:38 AM (8YHp/)

879 878
Let me be clear, I have been talking to liberal democrats from Oakland,
across the Golden Rust Bridge to Santa Clara, around to Folsom street
and Sacramento. Most of my Dem donors are unhappy that they go 3 cents
on the dollar while donating their economic stimulus dollars to the DNC
via the Obama Foundation. All they got was a crappy Asian covid19 report
and a sound bite on TV. But, I don't care. It was for a good cause. I
am distraught to know that some Georgia governor is open up his state
with no graft money from those little business people. I say follow
California's Covid19 lock-down rules which allow Mosques and Folsom
street bath houses to remain open while taking away the clinger's bibles
and guns. Like myself most democrat politicians have their own gun
toting security squads to keep them safe. For example Hillary Clinton
and Nancy Pelosi both have over $100 million in the bank and heavily
armed security gangs. Dems should only let the little business people
open after paying gelt. The lockdown is great for me. Good evening.

Posted by: Barkier O at April 21, 2020 06:35 AM (ZA5QI)

That is the penalty you are paying for living in CA, particularly in the Bay Area. I left in 1977. I used to live in Castro Valley.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

880 Schiff and Nadler want to investigate Trump again.

Are you tired of their bullshit yet, America? Hope so.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:40 AM (NVYyb)

881 That story about valve replacements being postponed hits home, my 84 year old mother needs one. Hopefully in june, by the way I was born at St Josephs hospital in Orange County from that story.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2020 06:41 AM (N8G3E)

882 884
Schiff and Nadler want to investigate Trump again.



Are you tired of their bullshit yet, America? Hope so.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:40 AM (NVYyb)

I don't think Nanny Nan is stupid enough to dip from that well again. She got burnt bad on the last one.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

883 Immigration needs to stop for a least 10 years. We really need to see who is coming to this country.

And the people that let in the 40k after the China travel ban on 1/31 need to be shot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

884 >>>So people knew the damage this would all cause but they don't seem to care one bit.

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I think the Demofascists are relishing every tragedy. They fucking love this.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:43 AM (NVYyb)

885 Schiff and Nadler want to investigate Trump again.
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Their names need to become permanently associated with unpleasant things. Like "lynch" and "boycott" and "quisling".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 06:43 AM (4o2K3)

886 I saw that the price of crude went "negative" and did a little arithmetic.

Posted by: JAS at April 21, 2020 06:44 AM (2BZBZ)

887 So people knew the damage this would all cause but they don't seem to care one bit.

-

Vice-versa. They care, just not about the damage to individuals. This is end stage Obamacare, baby. Just moving the football across the goal line.

Because who else is going to be able to take care of people without insurance and hospitals without patients?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:45 AM (IwDj9)

888 "arithmetic"

At Harvard, they spell it "arithmatic"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:45 AM (NVYyb)

889 The countrys largest nurses union is planning a demonstration outside of the White House to raise awareness for shortages of personal protective equipment.

So their union, that they hired to protect them, does not!
Unions were created to get better working conditions for the employees. If you belong to a union that has not protected you in your working environment it is not a union. Its a PAC.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

890 892 "arithmetic"

At Harvard, they spell it "arithmatic"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, watching the kulak businesses dying at April 21, 2020 06:45 AM (NVYyb)

on an article about home schooling BAD!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

891 The countrys largest nurses union is planning a demonstration outside of the White House to raise awareness for shortages of personal protective equipment.

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I'm unclear on why they're not protesting their employer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:47 AM (IwDj9)

892 Good morning.

As Newman told Kramer, "Tuesday has no feel..."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 21, 2020 06:47 AM (Do5/p)

893 If Kim should die, we get to see that magnificent hearse and all the crying people. They probably have a contest on who cries the loudest and is putting on the best show. I understand his sister has been the power behind the Kim for quite sometime.

If he had bad surgery, the doctors are now in the gulag, waiting for the bullet.

Posted by: colin at April 21, 2020 06:48 AM (lsxVG)

894 I don't think Nanny Nan is stupid enough to dip from that well again. She got burnt bad on the last one.
Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:42 AM (mpXpK)


I'll take that bet.

The only real "consequence" of investigating Trump, so far, has been Dems taking the House. If they hold the House, and certainly if they expand their majority, they'll investigate Trump.

Why wouldn't they ?

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:48 AM (u2I6p)

895 895

The country's largest nurses union is planning a demonstration outside of the White House to raise awareness for shortages of personal protective equipment.

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I'm unclear on why they're not protesting their employer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:47 AM

That or their Governors' offices.

Especially since the shortages of PPE are likely local and not widespread across the country.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 21, 2020 06:49 AM (Do5/p)

896 I'm unclear on why they're not protesting their employer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:47 AM (IwDj9)

or their Union

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

897 How can nurses be protesting? Aren't they to busy working saving all the lives?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2020 06:49 AM (N8G3E)

898 I doubt Nancy lost any ground with the impeachment nonsense. Possibly even shored up her support.

Remember back when the TEA Party helped give the (R)s the House?

Imagine if they'd done something with it besides betray us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 06:51 AM (IwDj9)

899 How can nurses be protesting? Aren't they to busy working saving all the lives?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2020 06:49 AM (N8G3E)


Had a local news story with a volunteer travel nurse sending in her tape from NYC, about how awful the 12 hour shifts were and how difficult it was on her family. They played big chunks of her submittal.

At the end, they quickly announced she'd signed up for another twenty-one days, and went on to their next tragic story. A "you've got to be fucking kidding me" might have dropped out of my mouth in the middle of the waiting room.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:52 AM (msBGU)

900
Good morning, Hordians.

Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2020 06:52 AM (mht8P)

901 Good morning!
Did my part to support the golf course and the local taqueria yesterday. Even shook hands with the guys we were paired with like normal folks.

Then I cam home and found my escrow review statement in the mail. Property taxes went up and I'm short about $950, so either I pay in full by June or my payment goes up accordingly. I feel bad for folks who are on fixed incomes or who have no way to pay for an increase like that. But hey, we have new landscaping in the medians and a woke city council.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 06:53 AM (Ds0hh)

902 Imagine if they'd done something with it besides betray us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

For some reason I'm getting emails from a Tea Party PAC.
Umm guys, I got burnt on that before

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

903 Did you see that video of Nancy asking for 10 dollars to help her win reelection. If your in her district, send her 10 dollars, her icecream supply is getting low.

Posted by: colin at April 21, 2020 06:54 AM (lsxVG)

904
" Aren't they to busy working saving all the lives?"

Only the ones on the kung flu wards,, the rest of the hospitals are deserted
cause no one want's to be there.. Next bailout will be for them as there all bleeding cash...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 06:54 AM (LfHBm)

905 893 So their union, that they hired to protect them, does not!

Unions were created to get better working conditions for the
employees. If you belong to a union that has not protected you in your
working environment it is not a union. Its a PAC.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)


Unions were created to make union bosses rich through graft and corruption..

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:55 AM (mpXpK)

906 Then I cam home and found my escrow review statement in the mail.

My favorite was when the banks would sell my mortgage. The new bank always seemed to "re-calculate" my escrow - which always meant they wanted more months in advance. I went from six to eighteen months held back. All perfectly damn legal.

I don't miss dealing with banks.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:56 AM (CtNpS)

907 mornin yall. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man diddly squat.

Posted by: fraeked at April 21, 2020 06:57 AM (Tnijr)

908 @908

As said previously, this entire operation may be intended to break the system.

Because if this doesn't end soon, literally everyone is going to need a bailout.

And there is simply no way to conjure that much cash without putting us on a path to being Zimbabwe and carrying around 1 million dollar notes that can't buy so much as a roll of used TP.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 06:57 AM (nRA+b)

909 The SJW at the L.A. Times should have kept his opinions to himself, or at least made the piece a little funnier. But he has a point: Wearing T-shirts and sweatpants are not adult wear. If you're happy looking like Bart Simpson 16 hours a day, fine. Grownups wear real clothes.

That said: My work-from-home clothes are a khaki button-down long-sleeved shirt, clean jeans or lightweight cotton trousers, and Indian-style moccasins. Comfortable, but not little-kid clothes. It so happens I have a conference call this Friday, and while I plan to do it audio-only, I'll be dressed the same as if I were in my office when I'm on it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 06:58 AM (rpbg1)

910 My favorite was when the banks would sell my mortgage. The new bank always seemed to "re-calculate" my escrow - which always meant they wanted more months in advance. I went from six to eighteen months held back. All perfectly damn legal.

I don't miss dealing with banks.
Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:56 AM (CtNpS)

The new money infusion for the PPP is predictated to run out in 48-72 hours...I am sure i will again get zippo. Money all for the big customers of BOA.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (85Gof)

911 Are the Ghanaian pallbearers heading for North Korea?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (C1Lsn)

912 The only real "consequence" of investigating Trump,
so far, has been Dems taking the House. If they hold the House, and
certainly if they expand their majority, they'll investigate Trump.

Why wouldn't they ?




Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:48 AM (u2I6p)


The Communists have been "investigating Trump" since before the 2008 election was over. Its just when the took the House that they went overboard. And they will lose the House in the next election.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

913 I don't miss dealing with banks.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 06:56 AM (CtNpS)



The new money infusion for the PPP is predictated to run out in
48-72 hours...I am sure i will again get zippo. Money all for the big
customers of BOA.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (85Gof)


My CPA sent me a thing about it. Although I "technically" qualify - look, I'm a single employee shell company with a home office. I got no employees to protect other than myself. And I figure after all all the red tape and "who you know" bullshit, I'd never see a dime anyway.

Like I told her, this is just another thing I'm expected to pay for. Not a thing I ever expect to see.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:01 AM (/BTP8)

914 Before I paid my house off my mortgage company quit holding an escrow. They sent me a letter saying they would no longer have an escrow charge in my payments and it would be my responsibility to pay insurance and taxes.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

915
Like I told her, this is just another thing I'm expected to pay for. Not a thing I ever expect to see.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:01 AM (/BTP

I have employees, and I still expect to get screwed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 07:03 AM (85Gof)

916 The Communists have been "investigating Trump" since
before the 2008 election was over. Its just when the took the House
that they went overboard. And they will lose the House in the next
election.
Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (mpXpK)


If you're right about the House, and I hope you are, then you're right about no official investigation after 2020.

I don't have your confidence about where the House goes. I don't have confidence in what our economy will look like by then. We're in uncharted waters. FDR didn't even do some of this dumb shit.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:03 AM (/BTP8)

917 The new money infusion for the PPP is predictated to run out in 48-72 hours...I am sure i will again get zippo. Money all for the big customers of BOA.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 06:59 AM (85Gof)


Do you have to use your bank? My bank would not (and still has not) returned a phone call or several emails. Applied through a very small, local credit union I have no accounts with and got approved last Friday.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 07:04 AM (p3qw+)

918 @914
So they've gone through 3/4's of a trillion dollars in a month.

I'm sure there are actuaries that can produce a report of loan recipients and dollar amounts given.

Right?

This would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 07:04 AM (nRA+b)

919 One of the worst things about watching the early morning local news is without warning they go right to CBS Morning News with Gayle King's ugly mug.

Posted by: fraeked at April 21, 2020 07:05 AM (Tnijr)

920 Like I told her, this is just another thing I'm expected to pay for. Not a thing I ever expect to see.

--

Appreciate what you're paying for, citizen:

hooktube.com/watch?v=SZhY22JgZDo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:05 AM (IwDj9)

921 I have employees, and I still expect to get screwed.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 07:03 AM (85Gof)


I expect you're right. I wish they'd never done the program. It's just another TARP style scam.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:05 AM (idRmA)

922 .. CBS Morning News with Gayle King's ugly mug.
Posted by: fraeked

Maybe all of the nice coffee mugs are in the dishwasher

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

923 There is just 60 billion for small business in the next round. The rest goes to hospitals and local governments.

Posted by: fraeked at April 21, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr)

924 There is just 60 billion for small business in the next round. The rest goes to hospitals and local governments.
Posted by: fraeked at April 21, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr)


All government can do, at the end of the day, is apply force. Usually that force is used to take from someone to give to someone else.

That's all they're doing here. I'm with Cool Hand Luke - I wish they'd quit doing me so many favors.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:09 AM (idRmA)

925 Outstanding article by Margot Cleveland with an assist by Undercover Huber and tweeted approval by Trump regarding the recently declassified FISA footnotes.

https://tinyurl.com/y7o7ldqr

We'll see who gets away with what.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:09 AM (ZLI7S)

926 @920
Regaining the house is unlikely.

As of today, you have 26 GOP incumbents retiring vs 7 Democrats.

Same dynamic played out in 2016.

We had 41 Reps retire in 2016.

We need 21 seats to win a majority.

So we would have to hold all 26 seats and gain 21.

Is it outside the realm of possibility?

No.

But it's in the same realm of possibility as me getting a date with Kate Upton.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 07:10 AM (nRA+b)

927
If I vanish, it's just my phone refusing to download ginormous threads. Anyway...

Sometimes I get the feeling that what we're seeing is God prepping the battle space.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 07:10 AM (8YHp/)

928 So we would have to hold all 26 seats and gain 21.

Is it outside the realm of possibility?

No.

But it's in the same realm of possibility as me getting a date with Kate Upton.

--

Or dying from Chinese Lung AIDS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:11 AM (IwDj9)

929 That's all they're doing here. I'm with Cool Hand Luke - I wish they'd quit doing me so many favors.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan

LOL!!

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

930 And they will lose the House in the next election.
Posted by: Vic

Good !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2020 07:12 AM (arJlL)

931 928 All government can do, at the end of the day, is
apply force. Usually that force is used to take from someone to give to
someone else.

That's all they're doing here. I'm with Cool Hand Luke - I wish they'd quit doing me so many favors.




Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:09 AM (idRmA)

I got in to a big argument with my liberal SIL one time about taxes. She said "you don't have to pay taxes". I told her just don't pay any of your taxes and see if men with guns don't come around to your house and cart you off to jail.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

932 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 06:58 AM (rpbg1)

Concur. I shower, and prep like I do if I were driving to the office, and I work in jeans and a polo. If I work in PJs and flip flops, I find I take more breaks and am a little less focused.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 07:13 AM (Ds0hh)

933 Sometimes I get the feeling that what we're seeing is God prepping the battle space.
Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 07:10 AM (8YHp/)


Nah. We've done all this to ourselves. No reason to blame any higher power.

I'm just waiting for a Reichstag fire. And no, I'm not really kidding. I don't know if it'll exactly be a fire - but that's what I'm waiting for.

We're watching as our betters set the stage to go full-bore Socialist. And what's going to be hilarious, in a shitty way, is then watch as they have to fight the Communists in their own midst.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:15 AM (4EqBd)

934 I told her just don't pay any of your taxes and see if men with guns don't come around to your house and cart you off to jail.

Posted by: Vic

-

Yep. The left doesn't hate guns. The left is perfectly fine with guns. The left hates HOLDING the guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:15 AM (IwDj9)

935 Great video from Dan Crenshaw

https://tinyurl.com/y8gkmd68

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

936 812 If I could interview one person, it would be Prince Philip. He's 98 and must have a lot of observations on things that matter to our recent history and certain things going back aways. He would have a fairly interesting vantage point for a lot of things.

=====
And he's known for not having much of a filter.
He must have an enormous stash of fucks since he's given very few of them during his life.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at April 21, 2020 07:17 AM (d6mdH)

937 Kim Jong-Unconscious?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 07:19 AM (SAK2A)

938
see if men with guns don't come around to your house and cart you off to jail.
Posted by: Vic

Red Foxx. Took the rings right off his fingers.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 21, 2020 07:20 AM (8YHp/)

939 Red Foxx. Took the rings right off his fingers.

It was almost The Big One.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

940 I've worked at home for going on 5 years. I try to always shower, shave, brush my teeth and put on jeans and a polo or a henley.

I find it helps a lot to act professional if I look at least Friday-casual professional.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 07:21 AM (SAK2A)

941 Since retiring I dress the same as I did at work, except I traded steel toed boots for new balance tennis shoes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 21, 2020 07:22 AM (N8G3E)

942 I got in to a big argument with my liberal SIL one time about taxes. She said "you don't have to pay taxes". I told her just don't pay any of your taxes and see if men with guns don't come around to your house and cart you off to jail.
Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2020 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

It is very interesting that just about every law comes done to WE KILL YOU. Every time I see someone saying we need more free school lunches, more efficient electric cars, or green energy I just add OR WE KILL YOU to the end of the statement. It is always implied.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

943 944 I've worked at home for going on 5 years. I try to always shower, shave, brush my teeth and put on jeans and a polo or a henley.

I find it helps a lot to act professional if I look at least Friday-casual professional.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 07:21 AM (SAK2A)

I prefer a henway

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

944 I've been working from home for the better part of a month. I typically don't even have pants on, and the only reason I am showered is the morning workout.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2020 07:23 AM (H5knJ)

945 2591 cases of Chinese Attack Virus in my county, from which 122 people have died so far.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 21, 2020 07:24 AM (NVYyb)

946 I prefer a henway
Posted by: rhennigantx

What's a .....?

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

947 I prefer a henway
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

Ten bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 07:24 AM (SAK2A)

948
So is the NorKo Nutter pining for the fjords or not? And will it make any difference?

Posted by: MHK at April 21, 2020 07:25 AM (iQIUe)

949 So is the NorKo Nutter pining for the fjords or not? And will it make any difference?
Posted by: MHK at April 21, 2020 07:25 AM (iQIUe)

A) I would not hold your breath
B) Probably not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 07:27 AM (85Gof)

950 Starting this weekend we are allowed to get a haircut and go to the gym. Just in time because I am starting to look like a bloated Cousin It.

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2020 07:28 AM (MxEKc)

951 I went to our ACE hardware yesterday.
They had a sign up with "suggestions" on how not to spend too much time in the store.

One of those was having a list of things you need. (WOW, what a great idea!!)
I'm sorry. Even if I'm are going into a hardware store for one thing and I know exactly where it's at, Imma going to wander around a bit.

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)

952 I went to our ACE hardware yesterday.
They had a sign up with "suggestions" on how not to spend too much time in the store.

--

Ace Hardware?

Seems like people have already got it figured out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:29 AM (IwDj9)

953 677 You know who has been conspicuously out of sight for the whole duration of this WuFlu pandemic? Elon Musk.
_________________

At the beginning of this shitshow, when pols were freaking out about the # of ventilators available, Musk said that he'd use his factories to manufacture them. There was a story on CNN a few days ago about how Musk claimed he'd sent over a thousand ventilators to various CA hospitals, but Newsom said he didn't. CNN called some of the hospitals on the list Musk gave them, and the hospitals said that he had given them some CPAP machines, but no ventilators.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8jejbca

As has been his habit in the past, Musk talks a big game, but then doesn't produce what he promised.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 07:29 AM (k4dH2)

954 Harris County (Houston) Total Cases
4/10/2020 11671
4/11/2020 12561
4/12/2020 13484
4/13/2020 13906
4/14/2020 14624
4/15/2020 15492
4/16/2020 16455
4/17/2020 17371
4/18/2020 18260
4/19/2020 18923
4/20/2020 19458

So 10 days to double. Only 500 news cases. About 5 million people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

955 So we would have to hold all 26 seats and gain 21.

--

Wow, that's depressing. Considering the electorate, I'd say we'd have better luck picking up sticks with our butt cheeks than to regain the House. People don't seem to understand anything and vote for the absolute stupidest of reasons. I'm still shocked enough idiots out there thought it best to give the House back to those demons in '16. But here we are.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:30 AM (O+I8R)

956 My suggestion to them would be go to another store. Maybe one that's not scared to death that I'm in it.
Posted by: It Came From Wuhan

No, it's the same thing with any of the stores now. You have an entire family wandering around the store "shopping" because they just want to get out of the house.
Then the gubbmint slaps a "you got to cordon off all items that they don't consider essential."

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)

957 I prefer a henway
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

Ten bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 21, 2020 07:24 AM (SAK2A)


Deep, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (t+qrx)

958 I saw a Biden quote earlier. When asked about Mooch being his running mate, he said, "I'd take her in a heartbeat. She's brilliant!" Brilliant? Brilliant? In what world is Michelle Obama brilliant?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (O+I8R)

959
"
"I went to our ACE hardware yesterday.'"
Our is probably even worse,, you have to wait outside the door
until they let you in and disinfect your hands then when you leave
another gets to go...I won't be going back...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (LfHBm)

960 Are we only supposed to be using our cheeks to pick up the sticks?!? No wonder my ass is sore all the time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (H5knJ)

961 959 I saw a Biden quote earlier. When asked about Mooch being his running mate, he said, "I'd take her in a heartbeat. She's brilliant!" Brilliant? Brilliant? In what world is Michelle Obama brilliant?
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (O+I8R)

Tardworld

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 21, 2020 07:33 AM (NWiLs)

962 The funny thing about "we will see who gets away with it" Jack, is that they already got away with it.

They did, at least, in the sense the Demofascists turned the House election their way in 2018 with the fake investigation. It was a panic for me then, watching the thing happen in real time, but now I've come to terms with the no indictments, the no charges, the Schiff Show in the Senate, etc. They may have eventually failed in their coup, but have really effectively convinced all of us how utterly corrupt every single federal IC agency inherently is, and how rotten our allies (Five Eyes plus Italy) are.


So what if they eventually indict someone? I hope they do, as a fig leaf throwaway to us serfs, but the moment is long passed us by where that even slightly matters in real political terms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 21, 2020 07:33 AM (NVYyb)

963
According to the Texas Department of State Health Services dashboard:

1411 cases in the hospital
2386 ICU beds available
6605 ventilators available

495 deaths (17 per million state population). Bodies buried in mass graves!!!

Brazoria County (pop. 370,000): 315 cases, 3 deaths

Daily reported recoveries are starting to outnumber daily new cases. However, I don't see any report of current active cases.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2020 07:33 AM (mht8P)

964 Having drinks outside properly distanced yesterday with our libby friends.
He says he's afraid to go places until they have a vaccine for the WooHoo flu.

Yeah, good luck

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)

965 Daily reported recoveries are starting to outnumber daily new cases. However, I don't see any report of current active cases.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2020 07:33 AM (mht8P)

I see hospital beds available has dropped by about 10% in the last month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

966 She's brilliant!" Brilliant? Brilliant? In what world is Michelle Obama brilliant?
Posted by: Lady in Black,

Compared to Joe?

She can probably get her shoes on the correct feet nine times out of ten

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:36 AM (vd8XM)

967
"Michelle Obama brilliant?"

When your dummy pedo joe who's dumber then the box the rocks

came in the Rocks would seem brilliant....just saying..

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 07:36 AM (LfHBm)

968 Having drinks outside properly distanced yesterday with our libby friends.
He says he's afraid to go places until they have a vaccine for the WooHoo flu.

--

Fine. Let people like him, and the Karens of America, hole up in their houses like frightened cats until they feel safe enough to come out. Let the rest of us get on with life.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:37 AM (O+I8R)

969 Sasquatch don't voluntarily wear shoes. You know her Secret Service detail has to wrassle her down to put them on every day.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2020 07:37 AM (H5knJ)

970 959 I saw a Biden quote earlier. When asked about Mooch being his running mate, he said, "I'd take her in a heartbeat. She's brilliant!" Brilliant? Brilliant? In what world is Michelle Obama brilliant?
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM (O+I8R)


She does get liberals to pay her massive amounts of money for jobs she is incapable of doing and has absolutely zero interest in performing.


That is actually one of the reasons I doubt she'll ever run for office or take the VP slot. She's even lazier than her slacker husband. She doesn't even have the ambition to be a mere figurehead while others do actual work.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 21, 2020 07:37 AM (G2zl5)

971 >>So what if they eventually indict someone? I hope they do, as a fig leaf throwaway to us serfs, but the moment is long passed us by where that even slightly matters in real political terms.

Ridiculous. We have elections every couple years, the world didn't end in 2018. And all of the people who were involved in the scam have been removed from office one way or another. You know, drain the swamp.

Former acting AG Matt Whitaker confirmed in an interview with Sean Spicer last night that the reason Andrew McCabe was removed from office is that he illegally started a criminal investigation on Trump after Trump fired Comey and that's why Rosenstein took the investigation away from him and brought in Mueller just as I've been saying for over 2 years.

And what did Mueller do? He proved there was no Russian collusion and nobody can say he was a Trump toady.

Payback is coming and it's coming right in the middle of the 2020 election cycle.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:38 AM (ZLI7S)

972 Nobody can make reliable long-term predictions using this data. The numbers are too damn small.
Posted by: It Came From Wuhan

Oh yeah?!!

...Carbon Dioxide...

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)

973 So we would have to hold all 26 seats and gain 21.

We'll see who gets away with what.


-

I like these two posts together.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:40 AM (IwDj9)

974 My wife and her best friends from high school are still very close. They're all libtards and mostly live in California. They love the economic shutdown, talking on and on about how the earth is "quieter" and pollution is disappearing, and wild animals are happily wandering down Mission Street and Hollywood Boulevard. It's been great for them!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 21, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)

975 974 Nobody can make reliable long-term predictions using this data. The numbers are too damn small.
Posted by: It Came From Wuhan

Oh yeah?!!

...Carbon Dioxide...
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)

Plus ignore the 384.6 septillion watts from that ball in the sky.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

976
If there's one thing this crisis has shown, it's the utter reliability of modeling in predicting future events. On to the Green New Deal!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 21, 2020 07:41 AM (mht8P)

977 Good morning Morons. Just wanted to say thank you because I've been reading the last few posts and you guys just crack me up. I'd have some snappy replies but they're too late and I'm not that snappy. Be well all and have a kick-ass day.

Posted by: Farmer at April 21, 2020 07:41 AM (9RVia)

978 976 My wife and her best friends from high school are still very close. They're all libtards and mostly live in California. They love the economic shutdown, talking on and on about how the earth is "quieter" and pollution is disappearing, and wild animals are happily wandering down Mission Street and Hollywood Boulevard. It's been great for them!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 21, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)

I think most liberals have no issues with a mass die off of humans. As long as it is not them.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

979 If there's one thing this crisis has shown, it's the utter reliability of modeling in predicting future events. On to the Green New Deal!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Computers never make a misteak!
And the Internuts is always correct, because it's on a computer!

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)

980 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 07:42 AM (cL358)

981 Without Carbon Dioxide everything will die.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 07:43 AM (tWAkG)

982 Speaking of ridiculous, your ridiculous faith in Huber Will Come and TwoWeeks has proven completely false at every turn, but here you are, still flogging away. It's like a drug addiction for you, except you haven't been stealing your parents silver to pay the bill as far as I know.


The difference in 2018 is we lost the House, you silly man. And we got the Schiff Show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 21, 2020 07:44 AM (NVYyb)

983 I know, I know. The shit that went from 300 PPM to 450 PPM.

But that's , counts on fingers and toes, carry the 3...

150 more millions of CO2!

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:44 AM (vd8XM)

984
Novel Coronavirus in Los Angeles County*

13,816 Cases

617 Deaths

Pop. 11 mil

Posted by: MHK at April 21, 2020 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

985 G'morning, all.

Went to the grocery store yesterday, where I stayed my own personal protest. I went in the "Out" door. And I was following two other people.

Posted by: creeper at April 21, 2020 07:44 AM (XxJt1)

986
You have to be careful when you take what CNN has to say about anything. Elon Musk and Newsome have cleared up the CNN report.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ucxayx

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 21, 2020 07:45 AM (KSBDE)

987 I think most liberals have no issues with a mass die off of humans. As long as it is not them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

Too many of us, just enough of them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 21, 2020 07:45 AM (NWiLs)

988 Went to the grocery store yesterday, where I stayed my own personal protest. I went in the "Out" door. And I was following two other people.
Posted by: creeper

Get me the drone patrol...STAT!!

...Karens...

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:45 AM (vd8XM)

989 I think most liberals have no issues with a mass die off of humans. As long as it is not them.

--

This right here. ^^

Same with abortion. Same with people like Bill Gates, oh so determined to control the population. Since he's already here and all. He just wants to deny others life.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:45 AM (O+I8R)

990 Noticed at our Kroger here is SW OH that they have stopped disinfecting the shopping carts, buggies for you Southerners. I'd say the tide be turning here for us reopening the economy and getting our lives back.
The Ace Hardware that we shop at has one way in and one way out. Big old plexiglass shield at the check where the clerk will not handle your purchases, they scan the item through the shield. Also they will not sell any bagged items like top soil, mulch, softener salt etc that sit outside. We went to Lowe's and bought those items there.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 21, 2020 07:46 AM (JVgnl)

991 Same with abortion. Same with people like Bill Gates, oh so determined to control the population. Since he's already here and all. He just wants to deny others life.
Posted by: Lady in Black

How about we start taking out some of those that have proven they're worthless POS?

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:46 AM (vd8XM)

992 Wait, so pollution is disappearing at the same time people are not allowed to go outside because there's a deadly pollutant in the air?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:46 AM (IwDj9)

993 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 21, 2020 07:47 AM (YQ0xj)

994 >>Speaking of ridiculous, your ridiculous faith in Huber Will Come and TwoWeeks has proven completely false at every turn, but here you are, still flogging away. It's like a drug addiction for you, except you haven't been stealing your parents silver to pay the bill as far as I know.

Sure. I guess the fact that there is now a grand jury called by Durham to hear evidence has escaped your notice.

Maybe you should actually follow what's going on instead of being wrong all the time. You might find the change refreshing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:47 AM (ZLI7S)

995 "all of the people who were involved in the scam have been removed from office one way or another. "

ALL? Right. And the ones that have been removed have suffered so terribly.

Posted by: fraeked at April 21, 2020 07:48 AM (Tnijr)

996 Rosenstein took the investigation away from him and brought in Mueller just as I've been saying for over 2 years.

And what did Mueller do? He proved there was no Russian collusion and nobody can say he was a Trump toady.


When we look at the unredacted memos, we see that not only was the FISA warrant based on complete bullshit, we see that the FBI and the DoJ knew that. And yet Rosenpenis allowed Mueller to continue.

The entire FBI needs to be shitcanned along with the entire executive service level structure of the DoJ.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 07:48 AM (Ds0hh)

997 On the plus side, we get our household goods on Thursday.

No more sleeping on an air mattress.

Yeah us!

*Tosses confetti in the air*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 07:48 AM (cL358)

998 995 Wait, so pollution is disappearing at the same time people are not allowed to go outside because there's a deadly pollutant in the air?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 21, 2020 07:46 AM (IwDj9)

They're keeping all us mouth-breathers inside, so atmospheric CO2 level are dropping.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 21, 2020 07:48 AM (NWiLs)

999 It's stupid not to go outside if the weather is nice.
Some people have no common sense.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (tWAkG)

1000 Finally stopped raining today. Guess I can stop gathering pairs of critters.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (YQ0xj)

1001 I've been working from home for the better part of a
month. I typically don't even have pants on, and the only reason I am
showered is the morning workout.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 21, 2020 07:23 AM (H5knJ)

Then you do have some standards.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (rCwaK)

1002 >>When we look at the unredacted memos, we see that not only was the FISA warrant based on complete bullshit, we see that the FBI and the DoJ knew that. And yet Rosenpenis allowed Mueller to continue.

Or did it? When did Rosenstein sign the FISA? What happened then?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (ZLI7S)

1003 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

1004 With all of the commercials on TV now on how we are all in this together, I miss the days of tampon, adult diapers, medicines I have no idea for what, and stop smoking commercials.

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (vd8XM)

1005 G'morning' Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 07:50 AM (cL358)

1006 Just registered for my winnie the flu FREE tag to sew on my jacket. I got to choose from either the red target design or the yellow star.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:50 AM (JFO2v)

1007 CO numbers thru 4pm yesterday

10,106
Cases*
1,880
Hospitalized
56
Counties
47,466
People tested**
113
Outbreaks
449
Deaths

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 21, 2020 07:51 AM (iTXRQ)

1008 959

I saw a Biden quote earlier. When asked about Mooch being his running mate, he said, "I'd take her in a heartbeat. She's brilliant!" Brilliant? Brilliant? In what world is Michelle Obama brilliant?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:32 AM

I certainly hope Trump brings up her patient-dumping scheme at the Chicago Hospital at which they created a special $300k position just for her, since she was the wife of an IL politician they were grooming for Senate and President.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 21, 2020 07:51 AM (Do5/p)

1009 The bullshit unquestioning belief in SCIENCE

osted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (YqO0E)

I call that sciencism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:51 AM (JFO2v)

1010 Wonder if that journalist bitch (Fablioso somebody) who loved that those Trump and DeSantis people were going to the beaches to "cull the herd" thinks we're all in this together? I also wonder what made her think every person venturing outside their home cages was a non-Democrat. Stupid simp.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:52 AM (O+I8R)

1011 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Does happy dance for you.

I came back to the thread to see if you are OK.

My sleep hours have become more erratic without school starting at the same time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

1012 What's Harvey Weinstein doing today?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 07:53 AM (8xelJ)

1013 1008

With all of the commercials on TV now on how we are all in this together, I miss the days of tampon, adult diapers, medicines I have no idea for what, and stop smoking commercials.

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM

Those commercials are just begging to be parodied.

Summers' Eve douche reminds you, "we're all in this together".

Cialis reminds you, "we're all in this together".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 21, 2020 07:53 AM (Do5/p)

1014 Or did it? When did Rosenstein sign the FISA? What happened then?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:49 AM (ZLI7S)

When he signed the renewal is not relevant. He even stated that he didn't need to read it when he did. The fact that he knew it was based on BS is. Don't try to deflect.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 07:54 AM (Ds0hh)

1015 The bullshit unquestioning belief in SCIENCE!!! tells me all I need to know about some people. Not everything to know about them, mind you, just all my simple ass needs to know about them."

On Watt's Up With That, and other sites where we fight against the Global Warming Cult, we've been referring this as "Scientism" - it's the conversion of what began as "science" into a pure Religion, which cannot be questioned and which must be taken on Faith only. And any questioning of the Faithful is pure Heresy, of course.

Modern Leftism is a warped, evil Religion which is striving to fill the hole in people's hearts left after they abandoned Christianity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2020 07:54 AM (V2Yro)

1016 It Came From Wuhan

I use science to come to different conclusions.

The Left uses scientism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

1017 experts agree, sitting is the new smoking

must be true, I heard it on TV.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 07:55 AM (tWAkG)

1018 The Left uses scientism.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

In one of Swift Gulliver's travels their were scientist trying to create a rock so soft it could be used in pillows.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 21, 2020 07:56 AM (JFO2v)

1019 "I came back to the thread to see if you are OK.

My sleep hours have become more erratic without school starting at the same time."

We're getting there.

The loss of the Original Village Idiot hit all three of us pretty hard.

But, as he himself would have said....Well, alrighty then, ain't no changing that' .

Glad to see you're doing well as the situation allows out there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 07:56 AM (cL358)

1020 Do NOT allow yourself to be blinded by science, no matter how beautiful Miss Akimoto is...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 21, 2020 07:56 AM (iTXRQ)

1021 >>When he signed the renewal is not relevant. He even stated that he didn't need to read it when he did. The fact that he knew it was based on BS is. Don't try to deflect.

It's extremely relevant and I'm not deflecting. What else happened in June 2016?

Does it strike you as odd after two years of ranting about Rosenstein that he is not under investigation either by Barr who asked him to stay in the job after he had given his notice to help wind down the investigation or by Durham?

Remember how Trump likes to say "We caught them. We caught them all.".

Who do you think is part of Trump's Team We?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:56 AM (ZLI7S)

1022 If not for a couple of Dick Pixs Anthony Weiner would be mayor of NYC. The strange thing is he would likely have been a better mayor than De Blasio.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 07:57 AM (8xelJ)

1023 must be true, I heard it on TV.

--

"See, he heard it on the television."

-- Jack Torrance, grinning

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 21, 2020 07:57 AM (O+I8R)

1024 VIP you're the guy who escaped Baltimore, right?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 21, 2020 07:57 AM (iTXRQ)

1025 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 21, 2020 07:57 AM (DiT5w)

1026
experts agree, sitting is the new smoking



TAX THE CHAIR

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 07:57 AM (oVJmc)

1027 DB- just DB

Real scientist know that science advances at the speed of old scientists with outdated theories dying.

And we know how data can kill the most beautiful theory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

1028 The Left uses scientism.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:54 AM (u82oZ)


Right now, "Scientism" ssems to have more power over people than "Science" or "Religion"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2020 07:58 AM (BiNEL)

1029 "The strange thing is he would likely have been a better mayor than De Blasio."

Forget that Weiner guy.


Put me in, Coach.


I can do this....

Posted by: A bag of used dog shit at April 21, 2020 07:58 AM (cL358)

1030 Oh and COJ remember, I like my scotch old and expensive.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:59 AM (ZLI7S)

1031 " VIP you're the guy who escaped Baltimore, right?"

Yup.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 07:59 AM (cL358)

1032 Commissar Hrothgar

Dat true, Boss. I blame the educational establishment. This has been a desire since the 1960s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

1033
Another thing we would have never learned is you can use
maxi pads for face masks... just don't use the used ones...

Posted by: beanervt at April 21, 2020 08:00 AM (LfHBm)

1034 Remember how Trump likes to say "We caught them. We caught them all." Who do you think is part of Trump's Team We?

Jack.... It seems apparent (to me at least) that Rosenpenis has been given some kind of immunity and he's cooperating with Barr. He was a participant in the coup and was likely one of the first to bail.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 08:00 AM (Ds0hh)

1035 And we know how data can kill the most beautiful theory.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 07:58 AM (u82oZ)


NaCLy, you're doing it wrong.

Never let inconvenient data get in the way of the existential crisis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2020 08:01 AM (BiNEL)

1036 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I was looking up closings and reduced hours at Navy Federal. I saw you have a local branch. Convenient.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

1037 If nothing else, they lie to themselves.

Posted by: It Came From Wuhan at April 21, 2020 08:01 AM (YqO0E)


Even poor scientists need grant money...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2020 08:03 AM (BiNEL)

1038 Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 07:59 AM (ZLI7S)

Ditto. I'm pretty partial to the Balvenie in the Medeira cask. And Cohibas.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2020 08:03 AM (Ds0hh)

1039 experts agree, sitting is the new smoking



must be true, I heard it on TV.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2020 07:55 AM (tWAkG)

This is why I smoke standing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at April 21, 2020 08:04 AM (rCwaK)

1040 >>Jack.... It seems apparent (to me at least) that Rosenpenis has been given some kind of immunity and he's cooperating with Barr. He was a participant in the coup and was likely one of the first to bail.

If that's what you believe then ok. I think you are completely wrong but everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Rosenstein is the opposite of guilty and a lot of people are going to owe him both a huge apology and a truckload of thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2020 08:07 AM (ZLI7S)

1041 That was thoughtful of the President to issue those Zappa Month Proclamations to the ONT.

Obama never did anything like that.

Posted by: Susie Creamcheese at April 21, 2020 08:07 AM (Ndje9)

1042 "I saw you have a local branch. Convenient."

Yes....finally.


No more traveling two towns over just to visit a branch.

And they will sometimes even allow you to enter the building, for the more complicated banking actions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 08:10 AM (cL358)

1043 And they will sometimes even allow you to enter the building, for the more complicated banking actions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 08:10 AM (cL35 ['/i]

VIA: My credit union takes appointments for complex banking issues requiring live people to interact!.

The HAZMAT suit is barely an inconvenience

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 21, 2020 08:14 AM (BiNEL)

1044 "The HAZMAT suit is barely an inconvenience"


It gets so that I barely notice I'm wearing one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 08:16 AM (cL358)

1045 Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi

Your Grace, word on the street is that you are smoking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 21, 2020 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

1046 There is no choice. You must put on pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:10 AM (A5zUN)
---
Long after LOLs.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 11:51 AM (Eicbe)

1047 that is atleast the 5th 420 story i have heard

Posted by: john chalmers at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (giufj)

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