CBS and PBS Finally Mention the Joe Biden Sexual Assault... <i>Barely</i>

CBS and PBS Finally Mention the Joe Biden Sexual Assault... Barely

The Morning Rising show mentioned that Biden has done 11 interviews with the media, and has been asked 81 questions, since the Tara Reade allegation.

Not a single person in the media bothered to ask Joey Fingers about it.

They also noted that Joey Fingers is picking and choosing only the friendliest, most obviously on-the-team "journalists" to talk to. So every time you see these people asking Sundown Joe questions, remember, they've been specifically chosen because of their positive partisan bias.

CBS and PBS did finally at least mention the allegation, obliquely. Of course they did not ask Joe Biden about it, nor did they report any answers about it that they received from the Biden campaign. So they also didn't bother to email the campaign about it. (Or, at least: they decided to embargo any mention of the response.)

A CBS reporter asked Bernie Sanders if Bernie Sanders thought that the allegation against Joe Biden was worth discussing.

I'd like to hear how Joe Biden answers that question.

Of course, he won't have to.

PBS is even worse -- partisan hack and War Whore Christiana Amanapour asked DNC Tom Perez only how he is "going to deal with these allegations." Not about the allegations themselves, of course!

No, she was just asking him about their tactics in "dealing" with the allegations.

Boy, really giving it to him with both barrels, huh, Christiana?

She did not ask: Why doesn't "#BelieveAllWomen" apply here? Is the Democrat Party really committed to that line, or is it only deployed for partisan advantage?

Does Tom Perez believe all women? If not, why not?

Those are tough questions.

So of course the DNC Media doesn't ask DNC personnel those questions.

Note to the media:

You're not protecting Joey Fingers here, you know. Because Trump and the RNC are going to run clips of Tara Reade's accusation, accompanied by pictures of Joe Biden sniffing teenagers' necks, at a time of their own choosing.

And you can't stop those ads, either. You'll try, but you'll be taken to federal court, and you'll lose.

This is going to be a huge story, Media. Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Ace at 05:26 PM

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1 meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

2 meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)

3 happy Covad Friday!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

4 Meep to you nurse.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (ExV1e)

5 Biden getting handsy with tweens. *shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (A5zUN)

6 Is everyone enjoying Day 32 of American Communism?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

7 It's funny because we know that Trump *will* ask Biden about this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (bDqIh)

8 Mr. Mojo risin'!

I AM THE LIZARD KING!

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (Eicbe)

9 Roosevelt....Record players!...She smells good, real good...

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (NVYyb)

10 Well, Joe has a defense. He can't remember a thing about it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)

11 This is going to be a huge story, Media. Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not

nope. won't happen. not in a million fucking years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

12 Andrew Gillum 2022

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (93Mlk)

13 Bring Tara Reade to the debates just like when he invited some of the sexual assault victims of the Clintons.
It felt like a bit of justice

Posted by: batterup at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (K4I9O)

14 Still, no way he will end up being the nominee.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (vBkXF)

15 How could a public university seal records?

Posted by: Ha at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (pUwNX)

16 I'm beginning to get a complex here. Several times I have posted only to see a NOOD. I swear you ought to renamed it jewelled. No offense to our dear willow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

17 I'm tired of hearing about your damn fingers!

Posted by: Uncle Bernie at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (aKsyK)

18 A honey hammock in every bath house.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (93Mlk)

19 Every time the mfm has the opportunity to prove they are not corrupt scum, they decline to do anything.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

20 Look , Fat. I finger-fucked quite a few women.

And quite a few men. C'mon , man!

Can I have my toast now?

Posted by: Joey "Fingers" Biden at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (MQ0v4)

21 Maybe Trump will invite her to their debate, seat her in the front row. Imagine that?! Oh wait, you don't have to, LOLGF.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (bDqIh)

22 6 Is everyone enjoying Day 32 of American Communism?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

NO!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (Ez6QX)

23 I still say I believe her because she included ' come on man ' as part of the Biden reply to her at the time that was seared into her mind.

If she's lying , that was a pretty good inclusion into her story.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (ziriD)

24 You're not protecting Joey Fingers here, you know. Because Trump and the RNC are going to run clips of Tara Reade's accusation, accompanied by pictures of Joe Biden sniffing teenagers' necks, at a time of their own choosing.

Imagine how surprised Karen will be when she hears about this.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (ExV1e)

25 In my state, what Joe did is called Rape by Instrumentation.

But it's rape.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (VNfwt)

26 I'd rather they go after joe for his obvious kick back for his Son in the ukraine and China... But that's not gonna happen either

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (5bxa0)

27 Run the video of Sessions slapping Joey's hand as the perv started toward his female relative.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (WX+x0)

28 How many people on the left are ignorant of what's going on with Biden versus resigned that they are actually putting forward a demented sexual predator?

Posted by: iandeal at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (vgGyZ)

29 Happy Easter Weekend to my family and the rest of my Eastern Orthodox friends!

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

30 Still, no way he will end up being the nominee.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (vBkXF)
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The Founders called, they said the 25th amendment already applies. Start the proceedings.

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

31 Barely is something, everyone waiting on someone else to tell the story?

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (ZCEU2)

32 Bring Tara Reade to the debates just like when he invited some of the sexual assault victims of the Clintons.
It felt like a bit of justice
Posted by: batterup

I would love to see that.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (nvc6v)

33 In my state, what Joe did is called Rape by Instrumentation.

But it's rape.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (VNfwt)
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But not rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopsie at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (Eicbe)

34 Andrew Gillum 2022
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (93Mlk)

I endorse this bitch

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (K4I9O)

35 Bring Tara Reade to the debates

Do you actually think there will be debates?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (5bxa0)

36 Member when Warren pressured Bloomberg to release the women from NDAs?

They're going to demand Biden ask for the release of her complaint, right?

Posted by: Ha at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (pUwNX)

37 Bet a c note that joey molested family members.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (WX+x0)

38 We need preemptive 25th amendment proceedings. I think the Senate and the Cabinet will be on board.

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

39 Andrew Gillum 2022
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench

When I think about what Gillum got himself into, I think, "there but for the grace of God goes Baraky O'Cracky.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (VNfwt)

40 Nurse, are you missing a "hamster" in there somewhere?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (WEBkv)

41 Release the NDAs of Joey Finger's female secret service detail while we're at it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (SfYbS)

42 Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

43 Honey, keep the girls away from uncle Joe.

-The Biden relatives

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

44 Is everyone enjoying Day 32 of American Communism?

The leftist political siege of America That Was.

Why would we ever think that people that advocate the murder of infants would even flinch at the murder of a nation?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (MQ0v4)

45 If Joe is a typical elderly dementia patient he might not remember what he had for breakfast but might remember all the women he has abused.
That's not a good way to go into the night.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

46 Rape by Instrumentation

Pertaining to "on the beam"?

Posted by: ceiling zero banned visual flight rule at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (9c2vY)

47 Now playing...Cherrybomb....by the Runaways. Not that kind of cherry but the right kind of bomb.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (r1iqb)

48 Look...
You gotta...
When you...
You've got it all wrong. Tara, when I knew her like bofa.

Bofa these fingers!

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (Eicbe)

49 well we all know what the media's defense of this will be: 'Trump said grab her pussy and the Republicans voted for him so they are being hypocrites!'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (uS2EJ)

50 Mistakes were made.

Time to move on (.org).

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (iQmdl)

51 Joe won't make November. He will die or ? and get sympathy votes. At least his replacement (Sanders) will get the sympathy vote.

Posted by: nip at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (Izot6)

52
"In national news, some slut incoherently slandered a fine, upstanding, moral candidate for president, Joe Biden, with an accusation of sexual assault eons ago..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (mht8P)

53 40 Nurse, are you missing a "hamster" in there somewhere?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

the hampsters are saved for a true roadrunner moment.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (d7Ww2)

54 Bet a c note that joey molested family members.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (WX+x0)

Ah point of order...in Joey's family they sleep with each others wives and do drugs...how exactly are defining molestation? It seems to be just par for the course in the biden barn?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (85Gof)

55 Lots of people will further damage their credibility by defending Senile Predator Joe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

56 Just the tip....of these two fingers.....

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

57 Andrew Gillum 2022

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Blow and a 'hoe in every sleaze hole!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

58 42 Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

Economies are closed. No need for commuting.

Demand WAY down.

Once we get back to work? It'll spike.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (NgKpN)

59 Nurse, are you missing a "hamster" in there somewhere?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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And elderberries.

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (Eicbe)

60 I going to suggest billboards for all of us antiquated 29 year olds that don't do Twitter and youtube ...

Posted by: Adriane the Landscaping Critic ... at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (LPnfS)

61 The LIVs don't know Joey Two Fingers had brain surgery. The MSM is worse about suppressing stories than they are about fake stories.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (ziriD)

62 Lots of people will further damage their credibility by defending Senile Predator Joe.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Just as the Lord intends. (If the pattern continues, God willing).

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (Eicbe)

63 42 Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 17, 2020 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

There's fear we'll run out of storage in the short run.

Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

64 I do remember Orca's Best Friend Gayle on CBS defending Charlie Rose. Because he's a friend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

65 54 Bet a c note that joey molested family members.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (WX+x0)

Ah point of order...in Joey's family they sleep with each others wives and do drugs...how exactly are defining molestation? It seems to be just par for the course in the biden barn?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (85Gof)

Not always, but a lot of dysfunctional children are because there were dysfunctional parents.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (NgKpN)

66
after penetration, did joey sniff his fingers?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: krustiest at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (gqfZg)

67 Oil still dropping? World is going into a depression.

We need to run faster than the rest of the World, lest the Bear catch us.

Praying that China gets caught and it's the end of the CCP

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (9TdxA)

68 Nevergiveup 1 point is awarded. I accept a -1 deduction. Thanks

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (WX+x0)

69 Miles from Sideways: I will NOT drink any f*cking merlot!

US Press: I will NOT ask Joey Fingers about this credible rape allegation!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (VNfwt)

70 The other factor with oil is the world is running out of storage capacity.

It's nearly maxed out.

Posted by: Ha at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (pUwNX)

71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program, she'll be reading children's books to kids. I believe the first book she'll be sharing is Howard Zinn's A People's History.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (jwWKU)

72 The LIVs don't know Joey Two Fingers had brain surgery. The MSM is worse about suppressing stories than they are about fake stories.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

As David "Iowahawk" Burgeons said: "the job of the media is to cover a story, with a pillow, until it stops moving."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (SfYbS)

73 meep
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
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No! No Meep for you!

Posted by: The Meep Nazi at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (Eicbe)

74 we know that Trump *will* ask Biden about this.

If he's not already locked up or locked in.

Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (FhXTo)

75 twenty minutes til PDT time

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
6pm EDT
White House

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (vSb78)

76 Burge...I don't know why Safari decided to rechristen him.
I need a drink.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (SfYbS)

77 BREAKING on CNN: Biden Fingers Tara Reade for VP Slot. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (gdcdy)

78 Oil still dropping? World is going into a depression.
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Do you know the price?

Posted by: Donald Trumpenfurher at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

79 This place and most of the time, the Navy, keeps me sane...or what passes for sane with me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (85Gof)

80 Back when Biden fingerbanged her, she was an Abigail Shapiro doppleganger.

Thats how you do alliteration, boys and girls.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (6/uwW)

81 61 The LIVs don't know Joey Two Fingers had brain surgery. The MSM is worse about suppressing stories than they are about fake stories.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (ziriD)

They cut out the good part

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (Yra+J)

82 In Soviet Russia, Hamster Meeps you.

Posted by: Archer at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (gmo/4)

83 Anything that alleges Biden Finger Rape is sidelined as conspiracy theory not worth mentioning. When it makes enough news, and is already "old news", then might be time to mention it on air, but only to note "we looked at the crazy conspiracy theory, it is false, Trump voters are such haters".

Trump/Russia is the complete opposite ... a PsyOp Frame job by the DNC/FBI/MSM and foreign agents known and unknown. THAT gets full coverage, serious charges, a 3 year coup, if you doubt it the once again ... YOU are the one denying (their fake) reality.

Lucifer, more deceitful than any ... they obviously worship Lucifer, and imitate him, it would seem.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

84 [CBS and PBS Finally Mention the Joe Biden Sexual Assault... Barely

Barely -- or nakedly?

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (N9G0H)

85 Does Vegas have a line on when Old Joe will make the rape again?

Gotta be around 3:2 for finger/digits only and 6:1 for full male genitalia penetration.

Oral/Toys are off the board.

Go Joe Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (Z+IKu)

86 DOCTOR Jill doesn't seem to have a problem with VP Rape Fingers. Maybe she's feeling guilty for having fun with Hunter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

87 *Sniffs Finger*

I love the smell of Malarkey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (GcrEJ)

88 70 The other factor with oil is the world is running out of storage capacity.
It's nearly maxed out.

Max Factor?

Posted by: makeup! is banned at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (9c2vY)

89 twenty minutes til PDT time

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
6pm EDT
White House
Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (vSb7

Wonder if he will have any choice things to say to cuomo ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (85Gof)

90 nope. won't happen. not in a million fucking years.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

We could ask our good friends in the Republican controlled Senate to hold investigative hearings ...

HA, you're right. won't happen.

Posted by: Adriane the Landscaping Critic ... at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (LPnfS)

91 Clint Eastwood would somehow get the Russians and Chinese to killll each other.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (r1iqb)

92 BTW, my favorite Thomist site had a bit to say about J V Last:

https://tinyurl.com/yd39azx8

Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (ZbwAu)

93 >>Oil still dropping?

Let me check...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (GcrEJ)

94 Sticky Fingers Joe. Best shill the Loan Shark State evah had.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (Q/Hjr)

95 I'd take the bet that Hunter shtupped StepMom of the Year Doctor Jill

Would you be surprised?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (9TdxA)

96 are we going to get a PDT thread or are we stuck here ?

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (zr5Kq)

97
The Democrats knew of Joey Rapist for years.

They just kept it quiet, so as to use it later if needed.

All other Dem candidates were essentially incompetent, as judged by the Dem voters.

So Joey is left. With the rape charge in the bank, it can be brought out anytime before the convention.

This Democrat primary season was a sham.

The super delegates have always owned this show, and we still don't know who will be the candidate for them in November.

But it ain't gonna be Joey Rapist.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (sy5kK)

98 Hi Nurse, Jordan, LCD
I had to go to the KREM website in Spokane to read Inslee's semi coherent statement.
The man is so full of shit he squishes when he walks.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (Eb+fP)

99 Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?
Posted by: Mark1971

I'll take Supply and Demand for $1.00 a gallon, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (iQmdl)

100 It would be funny/ revealing/ interesting for an interviewer to call Joe Biden by his brother or father or some cousins first name while interviewing Joe.

It's 50-50 at best that Joe would recognize and respond to being called by the wrong first name.

Joe is truly and only the face of the Demcommie Politburo . Everyone is in on the joke and is comfortable in their role in this farce.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (xXx5y)

101 Huge story? Not so sure, ace. Not because there's effectively no real press - though that's obviously true.

More because being a sexual abuser is just not all that exciting a bit of news for someone who 1) generates zero interest or excitement anyway 2) is clearly doddering into general mental incompetence 3) has less chance than I do of winning the election, regardless of what the "polls" say.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (El6T/)

102 Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is French, the other Italian.
Every morning when the French guy gets on, he passes his fingers underneath his nose while sniffing and says "Aaahhh... Fifi!"
He does this every day, so the Italian guy says to him one morning, "Why do you do that and say 'Aaahhh... Fifi!'?"
The French man explaines that Fifi is his wife, and he fingers her every morning and it reminds him of her all day.
The next morning, the French guy gets on the trains and sniffs his fingers saying, "Fifi!"
Then the Italian guy gets on and runs his whole arm under his nose and says, "Aaahhh... Maria!"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (85Gof)

103 I can already see cross-eyed ladyboy Anderson Cooper in his smarty glasses, thoughtfully asking Tom Perez, "Do you think it's hypocritical for the Republicans to trot out rape accusations against Joe Biden when they voted for a candidate with so many sexual assault marks against him?"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (uS2EJ)

104 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program, she'll be reading children's books to kids. I believe the first book she'll be sharing is Howard Zinn's A People's History.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (jwWKU)

The show's title is "Tranny Time Story Hour".

Duct tape is your friend.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (Z+IKu)

105 DOCTOR Jill doesn't seem to have a problem with VP Rape Fingers.

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Hillz dispatched thugs to slash tires and kill pets. That's what real wives do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

106 95 I'd take the bet that Hunter shtupped StepMom of the Year Doctor Jill

Would you be surprised?
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Hunter would fuck a knot in the tree. He's old school. That boy can hunt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (Q/Hjr)

107 How many people here would pay real money to see PDT bring up the sexual assault allegation during a debate, and watch in real time as Joe walks forcefully over to Trump and demands, "Smell my fingers, you bastard! I mean it, you horse-faced dog soldier! SMELL THEM!!!" And then farts loudly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

108 This is our President, have some tissues handy.

https://tinyurl.com/ybfutqgu

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (8k7U7)

109 98 Hi Nurse, Jordan, LCD
I had to go to the KREM website in Spokane to read Inslee's semi coherent statement.
The man is so full of shit he squishes when he walks.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society

heya winston,

why, yes. yes he is a piece of shit.I've thought so since he was a state rep from braindamage island.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)

110 It's a conspiracy theory... No truth to it

Posted by: Let them eat ice cream Nancy... But not mine at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)

111 Let us all sing the Fingerbang song from South Park:

Fingerbang
performed by by Joe Biden

Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life.

Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.
'cause' I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right.
.
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (N9G0H)

112 >>Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?

The States must be loving their lost Tax dollars...
waiting for Cuomo to start asking people to let their cars idle in the streets.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (GcrEJ)

113 There's probably tanker captains circling around in propeller hats.

Posted by: DaveA at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (FhXTo)

114 TIME TO OPEN IT BACK UP PEOPLES.
EFFECTIVE TREATMENT + ANTIBODY TESTS SHOWING 0.2% TRUE MORTALITY = SHAMDEMIC

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (CLteG)

115 >> I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program, she'll be reading children's books to kids.

Read Like Mike

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (GcrEJ)

116 103 I can already see cross-eyed ladyboy Anderson Cooper in his smarty glasses, thoughtfully asking Tom Perez, "Do you think it's hypocritical for the Republicans to trot out rape accusations against Joe Biden when they voted for a candidate with so many sexual assault marks against him?"
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Anderson always reminds me of Donald Duck. But a really gay version of Donald Duck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (Q/Hjr)

117 The super delegates have always owned this show, and we still don't know who will be the candidate for them in November. But it ain't gonna be Joey Rapist.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Every single political analyst and network anchor knows this. But they think it's their little secret.

Posted by: corn and beans at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (tkNkP)

118 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program

Harry and the Hendersons is coming back?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (MQ0v4)

119 71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program, she'll be reading children's books to kids. I believe the first book she'll be sharing is Howard Zinn's A People's History.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (jwWKU)

Oh FFS. Just when I thought I couldn't get any more annoyed today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (Ez6QX)

120
Gas in my locale at the beginning of January was about $2.45. Now it's $2.05, about a 16% decrease.

Oil at the start of January was about $60/bbl. Now it's about $20/bbl, about a 65% decrease.

Diesel has hardly decreased in price.

What gives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (oNyw9)

121 Government doesn't lose any money when the price of oil drops. They get a fixed amount per barrel no matter what the price. It's a royalty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (+0AKE)

122 PBS == Plainly Broadcasting Shit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (hYcqw)

123 Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (N9G0H)

Sing it baby!!

Posted by: Ricky Martin at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (K4I9O)

124 119 71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program,

So they want to lose more viewers?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (5bxa0)

125
Do you actually think there will be debates?
Posted by: It's me donna

======

Biden *somehow* looked not-demented in his debates with Bernie. I don't know how. I'm wondering if he can do that again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (G51Gf)

126 @91.
I told the kids that Reagan's Mideast strategy was to get Iran and Iraq into a shooting war with each other, and then get arms to both sides .

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (9TdxA)

127 does anybody watch PBS?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (MQ0v4)

128 Winston, Spokane doing antibody testing yet? Have family in Spokane.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (WX+x0)

129 Nurse
Braindamage Is.
I love that! So stealing it.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (Eb+fP)

130 98 Hi Nurse, Jordan, LCD
I had to go to the KREM website in Spokane to read Inslee's semi coherent statement.
The man is so full of shit he squishes when he walks.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (Eb+fP)

Hi Winston! Yes. Yes, he does.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)

131 At the next press briefing, will someone ask Fauci why he won't allow me to go to the gym or to work but he said it's ok for the gays to continue anonymous hook-ups? I'm really quite curious as to his reasoning.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (SfYbS)

132 120
Gas in my locale at the beginning of January was about $2.45. Now it's $2.05, about a 16% decrease.

Oil at the start of January was about $60/bbl. Now it's about $20/bbl, about a 65% decrease.

Diesel has hardly decreased in price.

What gives?
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Same thing they did in early 80s. Over produce to kill American production.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (Q/Hjr)

133 Missed last thread, but am surprised a bit about Trump going on offense *today*, vs., say, next week. Have not checked the daily #s for various states, to see how they line up against the pretty clear "phase" benchmarks, but I know some are already there, some are close.

The Cuomo thing is different I think. Cuomo has barely been able, during this entire thing, to rise above the cretinous despicable fact-less slander and agitation and name-calling and lying that have constituted Dem "politics" for a few years now.

I think it's a safe bet that Trump, as usual, didn't "start" this, but is responding, hitting back. Haven't seen the Cuomo provocation, but there must be one.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (El6T/)

134 I wouldn't want to go into the night having lived Senile Joe's life.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

135 Diesel has hardly decreased in price.

What gives?

Go look up fuel taxation. Diesel has ben savaged since the Clinton years and it got worse under you know who.

It's all about the tax, bout the tax...

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (8erNz)

136 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program,

So I assume the bitch is going to be paid with our tax dollars?

At some point, Big Mike, you've made enough money.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

137
I wonder if they'll be able to shut AOC up on this subject.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 05:47 PM (G51Gf)

138 Biden *somehow* looked not-demented in his debates with Bernie. I don't know how. I'm wondering if he can do that again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (G51Gf)
+++++++++++
My guess? Advance knowledge of questions, a lot of drilling on answers with his staff so he wouldn't have to think much, and a shot of go-juice of some kind. I don't wanna know what they doped him with before the debate, but it was probably ... unhealthy.

That or the doddering old man thing is just act, and he's actually sharp as a tack and playing the long game...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)

139 124 119 71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program,

so, she will still be on the public dole then.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)

140 124 119 71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program,

So they want to lose more viewers?
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Will this be in English?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:47 PM (Q/Hjr)

141 Joe will have a ton of accusers throughout the summer. Many of them will have legit claims, even if they are not for some form of violent rape etc.

Joe has been a creep for a long, long time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (svbBD)

142 140 124 119 71 I have GREAT news, Michelle Obama is getting her own PBS program,

So they want to lose more viewers?
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Will this be in English?

Ebonics

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)

143 Clint Eastwood would somehow get the Russians and Chinese to kill each other.

-
He rides into town. The Putins own one end of the street, the Xis the other. A Fistful of Funny Money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)

144 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (arJlL)

145 I somehow didn't know my husband was out of gin. He's....displeased after my liquor store run.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

146 Because Trump and the RNC are going to run clips of Tara Reade's accusation, accompanied by pictures of Joe Biden sniffing teenagers' necks, at a time of their own choosing.

Future DNC Press release/ AP report:
Trump, in an attempt to deflect from his well known history of lewd acts with women, which are too extreme to even attempt to describe here, has released a series of HIGHLY DOCTORED videos which attempt to frame Biden's innocent interactions with the children of War Heroes, Teachers and Brave firefighters and police officers as somehow inappropriate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (dNzKv)

147 "Oil was about $24 when Trump, Russia, and Saudi Arabia announced the deal to cut production. Today it is $18. What is going on?
Posted by: Mark197 "There's fear we'll run out of storage in the short run" Posted by: Someguy

yes, but that is because the cuts were less than the decrease in demand, which is huge. Exxon and Chevron up 10% today ... which I have to believe is the Fed intervention money. The "open America" thing is good news, but I don't think the price is looking that far ahead ... same deal with Boeing, sorta.

Valuations were very high before the slowdown, imo we have not priced in half the slowdown, not to mention the permanent damage and change in consumer debt habits. But I've been wrong before on markets going higher despite bubbles ... DOW 10K was bubbly ... ZIRP and QE, now MMT ... to infinity ... and beyond.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

148 Drive a green El Dorado....now playing Pablo Picasso...by the Modern Lovers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (r1iqb)

149 From last thread:
"But in the last few years, millennials have been moving out of the cities to the suburbs and small towns."
Because they are having children now. As it was, as it ever shall be.

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (AwPyG)

150 "O.K., children, why don't you sit down with me over here and I'll read you a story about Jimmy. It's called Jimmy Has a Vagina, Too."

Posted by: Mike Obama at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (CLteG)

151 I think it's a safe bet that Trump, as usual, didn't "start" this, but is responding, hitting back. Haven't seen the Cuomo provocation, but there must be one.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 05:46 PM (El6T/)
+++++++++
He hired McKinsey - a big consulting outfit - to make a "Trump-proof" plan to reopen NY on his terms. They literally called their planning effort that - "Trump-proof."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (hYcqw)

152 As Joey's dementia increases his self restraint will decrease. There must be a handler with him at all times.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (Yra+J)

153 Big Mike just can't stay away from the public treasury. (S)he'll go in for a couple hours a month to read a couple kids books and PBS will pay her 200K, easily.

The looting of America will continue

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (uS2EJ)

154 The RNC ads should run South Park's Fingerbang as background music.
But they won't.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

155
I'm just trying figure out why our gas stations are still gouging us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (oNyw9)

156 Gas in my locale at the beginning of January was about $2.45. Now it's $2.05, about a 16% decrease.
What gives?
------------------------
Same thing they did in early 80s. Over produce to kill American production.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Yesterday I paid $1.62 for 93 octane. A shame I'm not driving much.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (VNfwt)

157 145 I somehow didn't know my husband was out of gin. He's....displeased after my liquor store run.
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Jane, run back to the store and get your husband some gin. If your mixing it get Gordon's.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (Q/Hjr)

158 azalea city
I'm in Ellensburg but so I don't know.
Jordan 61 is there though.
I usually check the Seattle stations for news but they are so far behind on updates it's not funny.
I do hope your family is doing well.
I've been in five of WA state's hotspots for virus and have been fine.
That includes three different hospitals including an overnight stay.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Eb+fP)

159 @145
You are supposed to just know, wife unit.

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (AwPyG)

160 Diesel has hardly decreased in price.
What gives?

Demand? Nobody driving but truckers?

Posted by: 10-4 good banned buddy riding preggers rollerskate at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (dlVs1)

161 Huge story? Not so sure, ace. Not because there's effectively no real press - though that's obviously true.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (El6T/)
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That's a paradigm-shifter. Great wording.

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)

162 This little knuckle went to vulva,
This little knuckle went in the hole.
This little knuckle smelled like roast beef,
This little knuckle found a mole,
And this little knuckle went *sniff* WHEEE WHEE WHEE on the train all the way home

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Geoni)

163 128 Winston, Spokane doing antibody testing yet? Have family in Spokane.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (WX+x0)

Hey azalea city, I'm in Spokane. I haven't heard anything about antibody testing here yet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

164 156 Gas in my locale at the beginning of January was about $2.45. Now it's $2.05, about a 16% decrease.
What gives?
------------------------
Same thing they did in early 80s. Over produce to kill American production.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Yesterday I paid $1.62 for 93 octane. A shame I'm not driving much.
-------------------
Oddly, the benefits of low oil prices has not found NOVA. I paid $2.45 Thursday.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Q/Hjr)

165 As Joey's dementia increases his self restraint will decrease. There must be a handler with him at all times.
Posted by: Braenyard

I would hate to see trolls infiltrating Biden crowds with the express purpose of triggering an episode.
Break my fucking heart, it would.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (SfYbS)

166 145 I somehow didn't know my husband was out of gin. He's....displeased after my liquor store run.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

That's why there is discipline. A firm spanking helps you remember next time.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (mrrpT)

167 I saw Partisan Hack and War Whore Christiana Amanapour open for The Epstein at the Pennyfarthing in '93.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (gdcdy)

168 I'm just trying figure out why our gas stations are still gouging us.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (oNyw9)

I filled up today in Nj for $1.77 which is not bad for NJ..I know there is a Gas Station on RT 4 East that is charging $2.99 and people are fillin up there. There is a sucker born everyday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (85Gof)

169 The only question I have about Biden is if the DNC pulls him before he jerks off on national television.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (CLteG)

170 Odds Biden debates Trump at all: Zero point zero.

Biden simply will not be able to speak even if it's piped into his ear first.

So I'm looking forward to the pretzels the MFM will be serving to rationalize Biden's absence from public and how the 25th Amendment was specifically written decades ago to stop Trump and Trump alone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (6eEQ+)

171 Analpundit seems vexed. i mean, more than usual. How dare Trump rally people to support his policies, the horror!

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (hHxp2)

172 I hope there's enough bad information about Senile Joe to humiliate anyone who has said he is the candidate of kindness and decency.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

173 And you can't stop those ads, either. You'll try, but you'll be taken to federal court, and you'll lose.

----

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Some Judge in Hawaii at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (z4SrG)

174 Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (N9G0H)

Oops, zombie beat me to it.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

175 I thought the entire point of Biden was that he appealed to working class- blue collar Americans, so he would not only win the liberal base of Hillary, but also recapture the midwest. If he is throwing in the towel on the deplorables already, what is his path to victory? Are they relying on mail in ballots and vote harvesting?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (dNzKv)

176 Oh no! Dana and her husband are having to postpone hanging with friends in the Caribbean! She'll be stuck at her fabulous home in Bluffton, SC, across the river from Savannah.

This is where Dana and Jasper Perino live when they're not in NYC:

https://tinyurl.com/ycq4oba6

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

177
I filled up today in Nj for $1.77 which is not bad for NJ.

That's damn good for NJ. I'll bet my MA gas taxes are about the same as yours.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (oNyw9)

178 98 Hi Nurse, Jordan, LCD
I had to go to the KREM website in Spokane to read Inslee's semi coherent statement.
The man is so full of shit he squishes when he walks.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (Eb+fP)

Yo Winston!

Semi coherent?

You really give him too much credit.

;-)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

179 114 TIME TO OPEN IT BACK UP PEOPLES.
EFFECTIVE TREATMENT + ANTIBODY TESTS SHOWING 0.2% TRUE MORTALITY = SHAMDEMIC
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder

Have you seen this incredible new study, just release a few hours ago? :

Antibody test study in Santa Clara County reveals that for every symptomatic infectee, 85 (that's EIGHT-FIVE) people already caught unawares and were asymptomatic:

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Santa-Clara-antibody-test- coronavirus-results-case-15208216.php

"...cases are being underreported by a factor of 50 to 85.

If the study's numbers are accurate, the true mortality and hospitalization rates of COVID-19 are both substantially lower than current estimates, and due to lag between infection and death, researchers project a true mortality rate between .12 and .20."

That's a .12% mortality rate -- LESS DEADLY THAN THE COMMON FLU. Probably less deadly than the sniffles.

the study (and it was a strict, scientifically conducted mass study) basically proves that Covid-19 swept through California (and probably the whole US) long long before February and March - -probably during the Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years season of 2019 -- AND NOBODY NOTICED.

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (N9G0H)

180 DJT should take it further- this guy talks about being for the little guy, but has totally iced out his little bastard grand baby, prominently mentioning his 5 (not 6) grandkids. DJT should set up a trust fund for the little tyke.

Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (87EdW)

181 Winston family is fine and two of the kids were laid low by the boogie woogie whohoo in December.

Just happen to be listening to Johnny Rivers Boogie Woogie Rockin Pnuemonia . Synchronicity!

Buy lotto tickets today.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (WX+x0)

182 Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Ace at 05:26 PM

Well he would. If he was going to be the nominee for President. Which he won't.

I suspect this is Alzheimer's, not just standard issue age related dementia.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 05:54 PM (hku12)

183 caught unawares = caught it unawares

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:54 PM (N9G0H)

184 Oh no! Dana and her husband are having to postpone hanging with friends in the Caribbean! She'll be stuck at her fabulous home in Bluffton, SC, across the river from Savannah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Gonna need more Jeni's for the subzero!

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:54 PM (Eicbe)

185 My Christmas present is finally delivered and installed. Our backyard hydrangeas have been moved and a new garden area was planted. It looks really nice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:54 PM (Q/Hjr)

186 Zombie Groucho Marx

Invite her and the baby to the debate.

He axed Bill Clinton that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2020 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

187 Bet another cancellation is Canoga Park's Memorial Day parade. Shame too, great opportunity to yell curse and call out politicians (dems, it's cali) up close and personal.

Posted by: getting the banned's megaphone ready at April 17, 2020 05:55 PM (dlVs1)

188 182 Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Ace at 05:26 PM

Only if it can help Harvey Wienstein and Dianne Fienstien. Blasey Ford can always use another door to her house.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (Q/Hjr)

189 Aw, who am I kidding. Biden could molest a Girl Scout on national television and the neverTrumper trash would still endorse him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

190 Thanks Jordon61. Oldest daughter will check it out when available.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)

191 Today actually was first day in a month made it out of my school district, nothing I didn't know but still shocked seeing empty parking lots in most places

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)

192 So I asked my hippocampus about this Biden allegation and it said, "FYNQ."

Is that some sort of code?

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (sWM8x)

193 >>> Are they relying on mail in ballots and vote harvesting?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free

That would be my bet. They didn't think they could lose in '16, so no need to go all out with the cheating. They won't make the same mistake twice.

Posted by: Turn Two at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (vBkXF)

194 I thought the entire point of Biden was that he
appealed to working class- blue collar Americans, so he would not only
win the liberal base of Hillary, but also recapture the midwest. If he
is throwing in the towel on the deplorables already, what is his path to
victory? Are they relying on mail in ballots and vote harvesting?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (dNzKv)

I don't think they really knew what they were doing. You can never placate the modern leftist and win back Dem Trump voters. It was more of an idea. The thing is, does this guy really have a strong base of support from any group? I bet a bunch of people are waking up with a hangover now and wondering what they just did.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (hHxp2)

195 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--4GVsUJFbw

camera running in the Fox News coronovirus youtube feed

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (vSb78)

196 Where's Hunter?

Posted by: dartist at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (K22Va)

197 Busy AF today. And you know something? I'm finding I've still got it, biznitches!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

198 yep- and say something along the lines of how can American trust you to look out for their interests when you don't even care for your own flesh and blood?

Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (87EdW)

199 Gas is below $2. When the lockdown is lifted and the summer blends hit, it will pop up over $2 again. All of the local affiliate stations will be able to party like it is 2006, dust off their gas pump stock footage and lead their newscasts with "Americans are feeling PAIN AT THE PUMP, which is going to dampen summer plans just as they are coming off the lockdowns of this spring! President Trump blah blah blah....."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (dNzKv)

200 Given Iran has the Chinese Cooties and its oil revenue is for shit what do you think Khomeini and the gang are doing to keep the Persians in line?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (Q/Hjr)

201 Dems will can Biden and work the sympathy angle. Their eventual nominee will be... Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (CLteG)

202 We just came from Costco. Gas was $1.00. 80 percent of the customers were in masks. Everything was in supply except for TP and wipes (STILL? - have they not got this figured out yet?)

Tanquery (sp) Gin was $15 dollars less than in our local store so I picked up a jug of that and a bag of limes.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

203 I hope there's enough bad information about Senile
Joe to humiliate anyone who has said he is the candidate of kindness and
decency.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

Mega Mac McCain is incapable of feeling humiliated. She is riding the Biden train to the bitter end.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

204 My fondest dream is for one of Trump's WuhanFlu pressers, he goes off on the press (with video), then introduces John Durham to announce the treason indictments.

Posted by: filbert at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (NiXyF)

205 I may treat myself to an adult beverage this evening.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

206 Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Excellent!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (u82oZ)

207 DHS lab discovers virus is killed by sunshine

https://tinyurl.com/y9ce623f

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (iTXRQ)

208 Excuse me, ma'am, do you have a little malarkey in ya?

....would you like some?

Posted by: Slow Joe at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (Geoni)

209 groucho sock off

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (87EdW)

210 Who's the Brit, I think, in the front row?

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (vSb78)

211 Given Iran has the Chinese Cooties and its oil revenue is for shit what do you think Khomeini and the gang are doing to keep the Persians in line?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Probably offering them free rugs. Those people are dippy for rugs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (SfYbS)

212 UV kills all viruses, I think. Quickly. So sunshine would of course kill this one. Unless that was a funneh link, didn't check.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (El6T/)

213 Hey LCD
I gave Inslee credit for semi coherent because he didn't audibly fart while talking.

Azalea city. I hope the family remains healthy. I'm halfway between Spokane and Seattle so my choice of news is interesting.
National news it's JJ's Morning Report.
And, Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (Eb+fP)

214 Tanquery (sp) Gin was $15 dollars less than in our local store so I picked up a jug of that and a bag of limes.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (lwiT4)
++++++++++++
Any woman who's unit of measure for gin is "jug" is just fine by me!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (hYcqw)

215 Jane, run back to the store and get your husband some gin. If your mixing it get Gordon's.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (Q/Hjr)

No get Austin Reserve or Genius Gin Navy Strength

Yum! both are very herbal and not so citrusy

Posted by: batterup at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (K4I9O)

216 I'm working with people who are really fucking smart and industrious. And as they say, iron sharpens iron.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

217 Tanquery (sp) Gin was $15 dollars less than in our local store so I picked up a jug of that and a bag of limes.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM (lwiT4)

My husband's on the screened porch having his Friday evening happy hour with his buds on Zoom.

I'm having a tequila and grapefruit juice with you guys.

Sadly, most of the wives of my husband's buds are airheads who have no idea whatsoever is going on in the world. They hurt my brain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

218 Busy AF today. And you know something? I'm finding I've still got it, biznitches!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL)

219 I found out I have the ingredients for a Margarita. So I just finished one. I may try again.

I do wonder what the thing is with Tequila. I get no drunker with Tequila than anything else. Nor am I more likely to get naked.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

220 That includes three different hospitals including an overnight stay.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Eb+fP)

And good on you, Winston, for helping out your friend that has health issues.

Of course, you are a Moron, and that's what Morons do, but still, I wanted to give you a shout out anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (sy5kK)

221 216 I'm working with people who are really fucking smart and industrious. And as they say, iron sharpens iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

Great news!

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (vSb78)

222 The dipshits forgot about making the vaccine first.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (r1iqb)

223 Busy AF today. And you know something? I'm finding I've still got it, biznitches!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM

Like riding a bike, Insom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (rBtIz)

224 Where's Hunter?

-
Snorting coke in the backroom of Pussy's Tiger Cage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)

225 They asked Bernie because they knew he'd say 'no,' giving them cover to ignore it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

226 I'm going to take my wife on the bestest vacation when this shamdemic is over. My girlfriend, too.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (CLteG)

227 The thing is, does this guy really have a strong base of support from any group?

They have built the personas of "Blue Collar Joe" and "Foreign Policy Joe" But, Like Hillary, it is just fabricated backstory with no substance to back it up. Just jeep telling blue collar people that other blue collar people really like Joe. Keep telling Foreign policy wonks that other foreign policy wonks really like Joe. Nobody really likes him, and he has done nothing to earn their admiration, but the Dems are hoping for a big bandwagon effect.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (dNzKv)

228 205 I may treat myself to an adult beverage this evening

Or 4, personally.

Posted by: the banned likes his beer like his women, cold and flat at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (dlVs1)

229 Insom! Congrats on the job.
I'm sure you're going to be a star for them.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (Eb+fP)

230 So is all Gin London Dry Gin or are there alternatives.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

231 Busy AF today. And you know something? I'm finding I've still got it, biznitches!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

That's really wonderful Insomniac. You deserve a whole lot of good in your life.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

232 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

soon!

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (vSb78)

233 wow , it's almost like the people who fucking freaked out about this were simply panic monkeys and that this is pretty much an engineered political ploy...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LEFTIST SIEGE : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (MQ0v4)

234 >And you can't stop those ads

Uh, we can.

Posted by: facebook twitter, google at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (LWu6U)

235 I'd love to have a thread about who we think we would recognize immediatley out in the wild. For me:

Grammie WingerJaneInsom

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

236 There has been discussion that there is more than one variant of Corona CCP.

CA having a much heavier traffic stream with China than NYC coupled with its higher exposure and lower morbidity is an indicator that there are variants of Covid CCP

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (Yra+J)

237 205 I may treat myself to an adult beverage this evening.
Posted by: Insomniac

first full week of work!

good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

238
Jane, run back to the store and get your husband some gin. If your mixing it get Gordon's.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (Q/Hjr)

It's a trip into town, so no.

However, our club just sent out an email that they're now doing booze deliveries. The prices are competitive with the big liquor stores in town. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

239 how many American families have loved and accepted an "accidental" child? There are literally millions of grandparents taking care of "accidental" babies. Throwing that baby under the bus demonstrates his true character and gives many a real comparator vis a vis what they'd do in a similar situation.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (87EdW)

240 LCD
Thanks man.
It has been a journey.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (Eb+fP)

241 Busy AF today. And you know something? I'm finding I've still got it, biznitches!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:57 PM
++++++++
Good show, Insom!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (hYcqw)

242 Ooops, I see the Santa Clara antibody is already in the sidebar! Carry on! Big news, in any case.

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (N9G0H)

243 I'm drinking camomile tea. I think that's an adult beverage.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (vSb78)

244 237 205 I may treat myself to an adult beverage this evening.
Posted by: Insomniac

first full week of work!

good for you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (d7Ww2)

This calls for celebration!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

245 I found out I have the ingredients for a Margarita. So I just finished one. I may try again.

I do wonder what the thing is with Tequila. I get no drunker with
Tequila than anything else. Nor am I more likely to get naked.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

pretty much all alcohol sayings are crap. They are used by the young and non drinkers. But just a few decades ago tequila mean Cuervo and that stuff could mess you up simply because it was bad. There was Herradura but that was pretty much a South West thing and for people willing to spend some coin.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (hHxp2)

246 This is going to be a huge story, Media. Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not.

I will be watching for this.

Posted by: Emmie at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (ouBhA)

247 165 As Joey's dementia increases his self restraint will decrease. There must be a handler with him at all times.
Posted by: Braenyard

I would hate to see trolls infiltrating Biden crowds with the express purpose of triggering an episode.
Break my fucking heart, it would.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (SfYbS)

Verbal antagonists, wet T shirt provocateurs.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (Yra+J)

248 "Covid-19 swept through California (and probably the whole US) long long
before February and March - -probably during the
Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years season of 2019 -- AND NOBODY NOTICED."

Search all Fauci/Birx/Gates/WHO/China emails ... what did they know, when did they know it?

People have died in higher numbers some places, it seems. Perhaps the weather in CA made a difference ... or it could be a different strain ... but we need tests nationwide, and investigating the PEPFAR (and other foundations/NGOs) notes and finances may be necessary. It all fits way to well with getting Trump BAMN.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (Cus5s)

249 ''I found out I have the ingredients for a Margarita. So I just finished one. I may try again. ''

That what I'm having. Ran out of the cheap tequila though. Had to use the good stuff..

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (gLRfa)

250 207 DHS lab discovers virus is killed by sunshine

https://tinyurl.com/y9ce623f
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 05:58 PM (iTXRQ)

What lab? What study?

We can find nothing like this.

Or if we do, it's a local story.

Posted by: Xi-NN at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

251 Not on OAN yet

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

252 13 Bring Tara Reade to the debates just like when he invited some of the sexual assault victims of the Clintons.
_____________

Isn't she still a die-hard Dim? Thought I read that in one of the articles.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (k4dH2)

253 Timothy Olyphant was really good in The Santa Clara Antibody.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (SfYbS)

254

"I'd like to hear how Joe Biden answers that question."

"Come on, look, what we need to uh uh uh u h do, and what. The look, we haven't done these things man, come on. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches man. And, my time's up."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (lg/F7)

255 They have built the personas of "Blue Collar Joe" and "Foreign Policy Joe" But, Like Hillary, it is just fabricated backstory with no substance to back it up. Just jeep telling blue collar people that other blue collar people really like Joe. Keep telling Foreign policy wonks that other foreign policy wonks really like Joe. Nobody really likes him, and he has done nothing to earn their admiration, but the Dems are hoping for a big bandwagon effect.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. CO

It's amazing that someone as stupid accomplished and vile as Joe has a reputation for gravitas.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

256 Like riding a bike, Insom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (rBtIz)

Yep. A little wobble at first, but stability and speed will be certain to return!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

257 Blue Collar Joe" and "Foreign Policy Joe" But, Like Hillary, it is just fabricated.

What's in "lunch bucket joe's" bucket?
1) dildo, lube
2) duct tape
3) kiddie pron
4) a sap
5) roofies
6) a hand puppet

Posted by: the banned, oh the banned at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (dlVs1)

258 117 The super delegates have always owned this show, and we still don't know who will be the candidate for them in November. But it ain't gonna be Joey Rapist.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Every single political analyst and network anchor knows this. But they think it's their little secret.
Posted by: corn and beans at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (tkNkP)
________

That's because they just know that pea brains like us cannot possibly grasp even their lightest thoughts. I really believe they think themselves deep.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (ZbwAu)

259 okay I just saw on Twitter that some porn website has offered Joe Buck $1M yankee dollars to do play-by-play on webcam porn

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (iTXRQ)

260 People have died in higher numbers some places, it seems. Perhaps the weather in CA made a difference ..

In CA. we love our cars... We don't travel around in crowded subways, though we do have BART

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (5bxa0)

261 how many American families have loved and accepted an "accidental" child? There are literally millions of grandparents taking care of "accidental" babies. Throwing that baby under the bus demonstrates his true character and gives many a real comparator vis a vis what they'd do in a similar situation.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (87EdW)
++++++++++
I'm one. It came out when my brother and I were roughhousing. I threw some insult at him and he responded with, "Oh yeah? Well at least I wasn't an accident!"

I went into the living room and asked, "Dad, was I an accident?" He put down his book and thought about it for a moment and then said, "Well, your mother and I are pretty happy about it."

My mom hit the roof. We tease her about it to this day because she seriously flipped out on the old man. Clearly I was old enough to take it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw)

262 pretty much all alcohol sayings are crap. They are used by the young and non drinkers. But just a few decades ago tequila mean Cuervo and that stuff could mess you up simply because it was bad. There was Herradura but that was pretty much a South West thing and for people willing to spend some coin.
Posted by: Quint

I have definitely noticed that extremely high-quality whiskey produces no hangover, compared to gutter whiskey, which does.

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (N9G0H)

263 That what I'm having. Ran out of the cheap tequila though. Had to use the good stuff..
Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (gLRfa)

I'm using Kirkland Tequila.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

264 229 Insom! Congrats on the job.
I'm sure you're going to be a star for them.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (Eb+fP)

Thank you! It is my goal to kick ass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

265
how many American families have loved and accepted an "accidental"
child? There are literally millions of grandparents taking care of
"accidental" babies. Throwing that baby under the bus demonstrates his
true character and gives many a real comparator vis a vis what they'd do
in a similar situation.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (87EdW)

That baby will grow up knowing he or she was shunned by its daddy and his trashy family.

I believe the stripper mama is back in Arkansas, and her daddy owns a gun store. Hopefully, the mama will find Jesus and raise the child to have values that the Biden scum don't have.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

266 I was not offended by PDT's "LIBERATE [whatever state]," not at all.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (vSb78)

267
remember FREEDOM FRIES?

Can we have Freedom Food instead of chinese food?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (oNyw9)

268 More "scientists" are speaking out about COVID being manufactured in the Lab. HIV researcher corroborating an earlier report from India the the Virus has HIV genetic sequences inserted into it. He still gives the CHiComs the benefit of the doubt by saying they inserted the genes in an attempt to make an HIV vaccine.
You could say that...sure.
OR. You could say they took the airborne infectivity of SARS and combined it with the immune system destroying properties of HIV in an attempt to create a worldwide incurable pandemic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (dNzKv)

269 I propose that everyone refer to him as "Fuckfinger Joe" from here on out. Call a spade a spade, so to speak.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (okGHj)

270 congrats Insom on your first full week at the new gig!

I would have a cocktail, but I don't have any liquor ... lol just kidding I did get some in Delaware, because Im charming!

a toast! to Insom! salut!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (j9HX3)

271 It's amazing that someone as stupid accomplished and vile as Joe has a reputation for gravitas.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++++++
I think they think that "decades in the DC sewer" == "gravitas."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:06 PM (hYcqw)

272 That's really wonderful Insomniac. You deserve a whole lot of good in your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:01 PM (lwiT4)

Thank you, grammie, that's very kind of you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

273
179 114 TIME TO OPEN IT BACK UP PEOPLES.
EFFECTIVE TREATMENT + ANTIBODY TESTS SHOWING 0.2% TRUE MORTALITY = SHAMDEMIC
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder

Have you seen this incredible new study, just release a few hours ago? :

Antibody test study in Santa Clara County reveals that for every symptomatic infectee, 85 (that's EIGHT-FIVE) people already caught unawares and were asymptomatic:

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Santa-Clara-antibody-test- coronavirus-results-case-15208216.php

"...cases are being underreported by a factor of 50 to 85.

If the study's numbers are accurate, the true mortality and hospitalization rates of COVID-19 are both substantially lower than current estimates, and due to lag between infection and death, researchers project a true mortality rate between .12 and .20."

That's a .12% mortality rate -- LESS DEADLY THAN THE COMMON FLU. Probably less deadly than the sniffles.

the study (and it was a strict, scientifically conducted mass study) basically proves that Covid-19 swept through California (and probably the whole US) long long before February and March - -probably during the Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years season of 2019 -- AND NOBODY NOTICED.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 05:53 PM (N9G0H)

-------

It sounds like the Chinese Coronavirus was somehow mutated into a more lethal version that started spreading in December in Wuhan, and in February in the rest of the world. Or there were always two versions that started in Wuhan in December. The non lethal was just more easily spread?

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (+0uDE)

274 Drinking coffee, been sober 4 weeks.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (WX+x0)

275 Trump Feed Up

The Trumpening is coming! THE TRUMPENING IS COMING!

#MAKESTATESLIBERATEDAGAIN

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (+dsLj)

276 Schumer: Use The Defense Production Act To 'Take Over The Factories And Their Supply Chains'

-
Ogamacare production!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)

277 242 Ooops, I see the Santa Clara antibody is already in the sidebar! Carry on! Big news, in any case.
Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 06:03 PM (N9G0H)

Huge if corroborated by further data.
" Heh, sorry, our mistake. But our Global Warming and OrangeManBad SCIENCE is totes irrefutable."

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (CLteG)

278 I'm working with people who are really fucking smart and industrious. And as they say, iron sharpens iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I'm so happy for you!

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (nvc6v)

279 have definitely noticed that extremely high-quality whiskey produces no hangover, compared to gutter whiskey, which does.

Miller Hi Life > Bud Ice (ouch my noggin)

Posted by: banned on beer at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (dlVs1)

280 Whoooooooooa Nelly! It looks like that red shirt sophomore found the man in the boat, folks!

Posted by: Keith Jackson, smut announcer at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (mWwWG)

281 I'm working with people who are really fucking smart and industrious. And as they say, iron sharpens iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
-----------

Sounds like you landed an ideal job.

Again, congratulations.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (WEBkv)

282 It's not that I get drunker with tequila it's that the headaches are much worse.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (Yra+J)

283 LIBERATE AMERICA

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LEFTIST SIEGE : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (MQ0v4)

284 Diesel has hardly decreased in price.

What gives?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:45 PM (oNyw9)

All the semi trucks are still rolling on the highways. Diesel is still in high demand.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (tME7d)

285 Does anyone else think Brix and Fauci would be disappointed if we found a cure/vaccine for this right now?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

286 To Insom! *clink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

287 Cat Ass, the Epoch Times video report dwells a bit on the genetic aspect. Has an American biologist asserting that the sequences found in this bug have appeared only twice before, once in HIV and once in a known "engineered" bug. Anyway, worth a quick look. Obviously they couldn't go too deep on this one aspect, but would be better to have a couple different takes.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

288 Schumer: Use The Defense Production Act To 'Take Over The Factories And Their Supply Chains'

-
Ogamacare production!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++++
well, if that happens then you might as well start going out in full armor and heavy armament, because production will collapse altogether within three months. The government is not particularly good at controlling production or distribution. Not ours, not anybody's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (hYcqw)

289 285 Does anyone else think Brix and Fauci would be disappointed if we found a cure/vaccine for this right now?

Probably

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (5bxa0)

290 235 I'd love to have a thread about who we think we would recognize immediatley out in the wild. For me:

Grammie WingerJaneInsom
Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

Interesting. I don't know if I'd be what you expected on sight. Most would probably recognize me very quickly once I started talking, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

291
Remember, the same crowd that gave everyone wildly exaggerated and false predictions in their models to the Covad19 death wave, are also the ones that have created wildly exaggerated and false predictions in their models of their Global Warming nonsense.

At least they are consistent.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (sy5kK)

292 274 Drinking coffee, been sober 4 weeks.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (WX+x0)
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Hang in there--it gets easier.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (sWM8x)

293 179

everyone needs to read this

profound implications

we've been had

Posted by: bigstarxxx at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (pvJV4)

294 Does anyone else think Brix and Fauci would be disappointed if we found a cure/vaccine for this right now?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

It's like you're reading my mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

295 259 okay I just saw on Twitter that some porn website has offered Joe Buck $1M yankee dollars to do play-by-play on webcam porn
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (iTXRQ)

they should get Andrew Cotter to do it! that guy got so bored by house arrest quarantine he narrates his dogs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7rv8ocg

Posted by: batterup at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (K4I9O)

296 ''I was not offended by PDT's "LIBERATE [whatever state]," not at all.''

I thought they were great. Wish he'd done more of them. Hope he keeps it up.

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (gLRfa)

297 Whoooooooooa Nelly! It looks like that red shirt sophomore found the man in the boat, folks!
Posted by: Keith Jackson, smut announcer

Ya know who was great at finding the man in the boat? Brett Favre! Brett Favre was the best when it came to deep penetration.

BRETT FAVRE!!!

Posted by: John Madden at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (SfYbS)

298 I'm using Kirkland Tequila.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

I had a bottle of Kirkland Russian River Valley Pinot Noir the other day. Very good stuff.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (mrrpT)

299 274 Drinking coffee, been sober 4 weeks.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (WX+x0)

Many congratulations. Wishing you many more months.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (vSb78)

300 I raise a glass to you Insomniac

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

301 I went into the living room and asked, "Dad, was I an accident?" He put down his book and thought about it for a moment and then said, "Well, your mother and I are pretty happy about it."

My mom hit the roof. We tease her about it to this day because she seriously flipped out on the old man. Clearly I was old enough to take it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (hYcqw)

Puts me in mind of the time the kindergarten kids were teasing my son that he was adopted. His response was, "Yeah? Well, how many mom's do you have? I've got two."

Turns out one of the other kids is adopted as well. No harm done.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (okGHj)

302 267
remember FREEDOM FRIES?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Why yes I do -- but then there was "Friendship Fries"! :

http://www.zombietime.com/friendship_fries/

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 06:09 PM (N9G0H)

303 Thank you, grammie, that's very kind of you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

Stop calling me kind. You'll ruin my reputation.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (lwiT4)

304 Hey, grammie. That white stuff you have on the ground is named "Sadie" according to the Weather Channel.

I thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

305 Anyone remember Hunter Biden? You know the corrupt scumbag who was under investigation? The guy nobody even mentions any more?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)

306 @290exactly.

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (AwPyG)

307 I'm just trying figure out why our gas stations are still gouging us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:49 PM (oNyw9)

It's called a market economy. If you don't like it, open a station for yourself. Or move to Venezuela.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (dLLD6)

308 Joe's favorite album? Sticky fingers.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

309 As Joey's dementia increases his self restraint will decrease. There must be a handler with him at all times.
Posted by: Braenyard

This is why you see his wife Jill at his side...when my wife's grandmother slipped into dementia, she would only let my MIL by her side, otherwise she became uncontrollable, even with other members of the family. When my wife and I went to see her, she would suddenly reach out and try to pinch you for no reason, and my MIL would scold her, and she would say she was sorry.

Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (32YRo)

310 Paul Newman in The Color of Money said it was the fusel oils. There is something to that. The cheaper stuff has more crap in it that ends up in you. But dehydration is still a biggie for hangovers, drink some water.

I really don't get them to be honest. I remember the bedspins when I was a yute but those are so long ago.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (hHxp2)

311 Congratulations to Insom!

And I hope that everyone else has some good come to their lives this week!

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (+0uDE)

312 Just had a yahoo news update on my phone:

"Government study shows that sunlight quickly kills coronavirus"

But, of course, the shut-down orders pretty much ban any outdoor activity. With parks closed, Karens calling police on their neighbors for working in their gardens, Half-Whitmer banning the sale of seeds, etc.

Idiocy...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (Do5/p)

313

Insom, like others here, feel good about you getting back to work, doing what you want to do.

Been rooting for you quite a while, my man, and it is nice to see a big win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

314 Dan Crenshaw (TX) takes down WaPO Trump hater on coronavirus:

https://tinyurl.com/y7tumufo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (WI7YS)

315 Stop calling me kind. You'll ruin my reputation.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (lwiT4)

You might be trying to keep a secret but the secret's out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

316 Thank you all, most sincerely. Most if not all of you have been with me through the miserable slog to get here, and it brings me no small amount of joy to finally be able to share this good news with you all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

317 I hope the DNC hires a band for their convention, and it consists of 150 people who slowly let air out of balloons.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (l9m7l)

318 287 Cat Ass, the Epoch Times video report dwells a bit on the genetic aspect. Has an American biologist asserting that the sequences found in this bug have appeared only twice before, once in HIV and once in a known "engineered" bug. Anyway, worth a quick look. Obviously they couldn't go too deep on this one aspect, but would be better to have a couple different takes.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

This Corona CCP is not ordinary flu.
It damages other internal organs and the damage continues after the patient has recovered.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (Yra+J)

319

btw, can everyone here list the last 5 Pandemics caused by China? It's good to know this for the next time some Assho tries to tell you china is good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (oNyw9)

320 Hey, grammie. That white stuff you have on the ground is named "Sadie" according to the Weather Channel.

I thought you'd want to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

I about lost it when I woke up to snow this morning. I mean, really lost it. This quarantine is doing bad things to my head. I'm on the tip of my last nerve.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (lwiT4)

321 >>I somehow didn't know my husband was out of gin. He's....displeased after my liquor store run.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Soak some pine needles in rubbing alcohol. Comes out pretty close to cheap gin.

Posted by: Aviator at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (0FTCx)

322 Thank you all, most sincerely. Most if not all of
you have been with me through the miserable slog to get here, and it
brings me no small amount of joy to finally be able to share this good
news with you all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

{{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

323 After watching last week's gun thread video, a couple of people commented I didn't look like they expected. Don't know if that's good or bad.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (MVjcR)

324 He lunges right..........

Touchdown!

Posted by: Pat Summerall at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (mWwWG)

325 Stop calling me kind. You'll ruin my reputation.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:10 PM (lwiT4)

Whoops. Sorry!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

326 "Government doesn't lose any money when the price of oil drops. They get a fixed amount per barrel no matter what the price. It's a royalty."

Not true royalty and severance taxes are tied to the market value of oil or gas

Posted by: TERRY MCCLURE at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (PpASD)

327 That's funny- my 16 year old was teasing my 15 year old the other day that she was an accident. 15 year old asked me. I told her the truth. Nope, you were planned- 16 year old was quite unexpected. Mom quit BC at 35 thinking no chance. Whoopsie! That's why my kids are 30, 29, 26, 16, and 15. Funny thing is, number 1 was the result of a catastrophic failure of the containment vessel. Never told her- figured not really any such thing as "unplanned." It just ain't my plan being implemented.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (87EdW)

328 ''Cat Ass, the Epoch Times video report dwells a bit on the genetic aspect. Has an American biologist asserting that the sequences found in this bug have appeared only twice before, once in HIV and once in a known "engineered" bug. Anyway, worth a quick look. Obviously they couldn't go too deep on this one aspect, but would be better to have a couple different takes.''

Isn't it amazing that all that info can be extracted

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (gLRfa)

329 Pine Sol > Gin

Posted by: Pat Summerall at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (mWwWG)

330 the Epoch Times video report

I have watched it. That is what convinced me that this was not only engineered in Wuhan, but probably intentionally released. More sinister, I believe China may be close to truthful about their numbers, their death toll isn't higher because they know exactly how to treat the virus they created. Release a pandemic and let it spread just enough in Wuhan to escape to the world, paint yourself as a victim, too, and stop the HK protests. Then stop the virus before civil unrest topples the government.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

331 It's called a market economy. If you don't like it, open a station for yourself. Or move to Venezuela.

I'm thinking for a couple buckets of fried chicken and some tampons, I could swing a Venezuelan throuple.

Maybe even a quadrouple.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LEFTIST SIEGE : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 06:13 PM (MQ0v4)

332 btw, can everyone here list the last 5 Pandemics caused by China? It's good to know this for the next time some Assho tries to tell you china is good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (oNyw9)
+++++++++++++
I can't. here's what I come up with:
- SARS
- SARS-CoV-2 (COVID19)
- Bird Flu
- Swine Flu*

* There is some argument here as being China or Mexico or the US

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (hYcqw)

333 where da preznit at

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

334 also: I've never had gin

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

335 I believe the stripper mama is back in Arkansas, and her daddy owns a gun store.

Dang, that's marrying material right there!
Better than a blonde who owns a liquor store (hat tip to jack webb).

Posted by: send her the banned's indecent proposal at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (dlVs1)

336 @285

There is already a cheap and tested therapy, HCQ + ZPAC, the powers that be don't want that to gain widespread acceptance lest we will be able to open up the worlds economies, they want a long arduous and ultimately fruitless slog to a vaccine that will never materialize.

If a vaccine was possible we would have had vaccines for the types of corona viruses that are responsible for strains of the common cold.

And there is no money to made and control to be exerted over a tested of patent drug that's been around and in use for 50 years.

This is all so very sad.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (lrLm3)

337 Thanks all, not that hard..... but have a 70 Y/0 brain and decided to clean up to get a baseline of what remains. Morning is much better. Still have kids to raise even though they are adults.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (WX+x0)

338 Roger Stone on Tucker tonight, he's kinda a goof but I want to hear what he has to about the Judge he had.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (4thlk)

339 If you strain Sterno through white bread it can be used as a substitute for gin. Stuff you learn from hobos.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Q/Hjr)

340 Crenshaw needs to be in leadership. No way should he replace Pence, but he needs to be at the top in the party. He is already more of a voice than almost any other rep or senator.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (hHxp2)

341 329. That is indeed a surprising statement from Pat Summerall.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (svbBD)

342 A number of years ago, The Onion had a story about Obama being a serial killer and how the media would handle it.

That's what this will be. They will twist themselves into freaking pretzels so they don't have to cover it at all.

/coming up: stories on men falsely accused of rape.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

343
here's what I come up with:
- SARS
- SARS-CoV-2 (COVID19)
- Bird Flu
- Swine Flu*

* There is some argument here as being China or Mexico or the US

Posted by: Joe Mannix

and MERS

Bird Flu, Swine Flu, SARS, MERS, and now Wuhan Flu

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (oNyw9)

344 also: I've never had gin

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

You'd hate it. Then you'd get used to it. Then, you'd like it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (lwiT4)

345 333 where da preznit at
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)

In the White House.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (vSb78)

346 And I hope that everyone else has some good come to their lives this week!

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (+0uDE)

Yes; My husband cut my hair. Now I look less like I have a chrysanthemum on the top of my head.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (WI7YS)

347 334 also: I've never had gin
--------------------
Gin is sneaky as fuck. Don't go for three. Hold it at two.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (Q/Hjr)

348 Sometimes I run into people in the wild and wonder if they are a Moron. We need a secret hand signal. Extended middle finger, maybe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (dNzKv)

349 Bird Flu, Swine Flu, SARS, MERS, and now Wuhan Flu
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (oNyw9)
+++++++++++
MERS comes from China? Why is it called "Middle East" then? First occurrence/first outbreak?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (hYcqw)

350 My brother says most Dems will vote for a brain-dead monkey if the party demands.

This looks like a pretty good test case.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (VNfwt)

351
So, thanks to assho china for

Bird Flu
Swine Flu
SARS
MERS
Wuhan Flu

Wait, is SARS the same as Swine Flu?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (oNyw9)

352 I remember the Hong Kong Flu. Nasty puke your guts out kind of flu.

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (gLRfa)

353
It would be a bold move, but I put nothing past the American Left so -

What if the TV nets were to simply refuse to run *any* Presidential ads this year? This would get them out of Dutch with the FCC, while muzzling Trump.

Then, all the Pres ads would have to be on the internet, where Monster Tech can play by whatever rules it wants (and with nary a peep from the "muh corporationz iz peeple" Right).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (hDNne)

354 319

btw, can everyone here list the last 5 Pandemics caused by China? It's good to know this for the next time some Assho tries to tell you china is good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM

WICKED is good.

Posted by: Chancellor Ava Paige at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (Do5/p)

355 H5N1 in a seven step process was modified to be airborne communicable in 2011 by a Dutch research team.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (tTpFD)

356 This is a very good interview by Bongino of John Solomon. A lot of dots being connected. Unlike Hannity, Bongino actually lets Solomon finish his thoughts.

If you stay with it all the way to the end you will hear a very ominous event coming for Slow Joe.

https://tinyurl.com/ydfu64n2

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

357 @340Crenshaw came out in favor of red flag laws, and disappointed a lot of people. currently trying to get the mask back in place

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (AwPyG)

358
MERS comes from China? Why is it called "Middle East" then? First occurrence/first outbreak?

Posted by: Joe Mannix

You ask too many question! You go now!

I think it was misnamed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (oNyw9)

359 If you've never had gin, how do keep from contracting malaria?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (SfYbS)

360 Do not forget:

The Asian Flu
Hong Kong Flu

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (tTpFD)

361 There is already a cheap and tested therapy, HCQ +
ZPAC, the powers that be don't want that to gain widespread acceptance
lest we will be able to open up the worlds economies, they want a long
arduous and ultimately fruitless slog to a vaccine that will never
materialize.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (lrLm3)

It may be cheap, but it isn't tested. It has clinical datat taht sugges tthat it works, but until they do real testing we can only assume...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dLLD6)

362 SARS is the bat flu and variations of that.

Posted by: Pat Summerall at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (mWwWG)

363 here is already a cheap and tested therapy, HCQ + ZPAC,

Zpak (azithromycin) is a red herring. Makes HCQ more dangerous because it enhances the Q-T prolongation in the heart rhythm and makes sudden cardiac death more likely. Bad news to be combining them recklessly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

364 Wait, is SARS the same as Swine Flu?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM (oNyw9)
++++++++++++++
No. SARS is a coronavirus. COVID is classified as a SARS-type (called SARS-CoV-2)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (hYcqw)

365 337 Morning is much better.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:15 PM (WX+x0)

I have a similar phrase for that:
All mornings are better.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (vSb78)

366 Sometimes I run into people in the wild and wonder if they are a Moron. We need a secret hand signal. Extended middle finger, maybe?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (dNzKv)
------------

Nah, we just need a phrase.

Say something like, "Mandela Sign Language Guy," then wait to see what happens.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (WEBkv)

367 Off dead announcer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (mWwWG)

368 It may be cheap, but it isn't tested. It has clinical datat taht sugges tthat it works, but until they do real testing we can only assume...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dLLD6)

Assume Assume Assume

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (85Gof)

369 334 also: I've never had gin�

....

Have you ever siphoned gas from a car and gotten some in your mouth?

Posted by: LOL at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (pUwNX)

370 btw, can everyone here list the last 5 Pandemics caused by China? It's good to know this for the next time some Assho tries to tell you china is good.

*************

I did some googling and found this:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16940861

Two research groups independently discovered the presence of severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus-like viruses in horseshoe bats. An astonishing diversity of coronaviruses was also discovered in different species of bats. For the recent and still ongoing avian influenza H5N1 outbreak that originated in Southeast Asia, from 2003 to 21 April 2006, 204 humans have been infected, with 113 deaths. Most patients had recent direct contacts with poultry.

This was written in... 2006

Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)

371 -I'm on the tip of my last nerve-

My girlfriend used to say that to me.
But it was a good thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (Yra+J)

372 [i339 If you strain Sterno through white bread it can be used as a substitute for gin. Stuff you learn from hobos.
Posted by: Puddin Head]

Other Hobo Hacks:

-- If you put six cigarette butts in a Pixie Stix tube, you get a really classy extra-long new cigarette.

-- Stale pizza crusts can be used as chopsticks to eat the Chinese food found the dumpster next to the pizza.

-- A used condom can be ... used again as a condom a second time! Just rinse it out.

Posted by: zombie at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (N9G0H)

373 The girl that does my wife's nails came over the other day and did her work.

Yes, we're gangsta's.

Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (mrrpT)

374 351

Wait, is SARS the same as Swine Flu?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 06:17 PM

Swine Flu was H1N1.

Posted by: Chancellor Ava Paige at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (Do5/p)

375 312 Just had a yahoo news update on my phone:

"Government study shows that sunlight quickly kills coronavirus"

But, of course, the shut-down orders pretty much ban any outdoor activity. With parks closed, Karens calling police on their neighbors for working in their gardens, Half-Whitmer banning the sale of seeds, etc.

Idiocy...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 06:11 PM (Do5/p)

How many days until the first armed protest occurs?

No state police will stop a few thousand citizens carrying rifles, walking down Main street. Just like the Feds backed down at Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Harney County, Oregon in 2016, primarily because they quickly realized they were outgunned.

Don't tell me it will never happen. For an example, go to the Battle of Athens, TN, 1946. Yeah, local not national, but corruption is corruption.

I only want the over/under on the number of days until it happens if we don't open the country back up, soon. Because that is becoming a real number.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

376 I am part of the university of Minnesota study which is testing HCQ as prophylactic treatment in healthcare workers. Hopefully they will get good data out of it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (dNzKv)

377 The sound is on.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (vSb78)

378 Zpak (azithromycin) is a red herring. Makes HCQ more dangerous because it enhances the Q-T prolongation in the heart rhythm and makes sudden cardiac death more likely. Bad news to be combining them recklessly.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

---

So those of us with MVP (mitral valve prolapse), it wouldn't be advised.

Gotcha.

Posted by: SMH at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (RU4sa)

379 the challenge phrase is- the guys get shirts. The response is- I will slice like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (87EdW)

380 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

I don't know if it's o.k. to ask this, but I will anyway. Did this job come through as a result of an interview which you thought went well and you liked the guy who interviewed you but them you hadn't heard anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (WI7YS)

381 MERS was so named because it's crazy deadly to those of Middle Eastern descent, I believe.

Posted by: Catherine at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (rSY7i)

382 Beer Run Time

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (SfYbS)

383 If you stay with it all the way to the end you will hear a very ominous event coming for Slow Joe.

Aww, man! C'mon! Spill the beans.

Also: is that ben shapiro singing the kars 4 kids jingle?

Posted by: cow cow boogiebanned at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (t1SMC)

384 Presser getting ready to start...

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

385 Buncha people in the briefing room.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (vSb78)

386 @366"Shelves."

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (AwPyG)

387 It's starting

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (lwiT4)

388 Prezzy?

Posted by: banned at April 17, 2020 06:21 PM (t1SMC)

389 soup's on

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (Yra+J)

390 Happy looking people.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (vSb78)

391 Here's Trump...

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (cF8AT)

392 'Bout accidental kids, in God's world there are no accidents. His plan always.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (WX+x0)

393 Ugh. Stracotto again. We suffer in these times of the Whu Hu Flu.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (6/uwW)

394 PDT

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (vSb78)

395 if the first question is about tweets, drink.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (hHxp2)

396 MERS is also known as the "Camel Flu".

Not joking.

https://bit.ly/2KaEJRQ

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 06:22 PM (Do5/p)

397 Trump on

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (kOpft)

398 Trump's up - Faith leaders

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

399 Isn't it funny that Trump joked about grabbing them by the mish and got roasted. And Slo-Joe actually DID grab 'em by the mish, and crickets?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (7Fj9P)

400 MERS was so named because it's crazy deadly to those of Middle Eastern descent, I believe.
Posted by: Catherine at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM (rSY7i)

came from middle east - Saudi Arabia first case

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (zr5Kq)

401 268 More "scientists" are speaking out about COVID being manufactured in the Lab. HIV researcher corroborating an earlier report from India the the Virus has HIV genetic sequences inserted into it. He still gives the CHiComs the benefit of the doubt by saying they inserted the genes in an attempt to make an HIV vaccine.

==

I thought that was "debunked"
has it been rebunked?

and thanks for the info about azythromycin, cat ass
if any of us here at home get the wuflu, I will ask for hydroxy chloroquine only, no z-pack

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

402 OPENING AMERICA

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (vSb78)

403 "Does anyone else think Brix and Fauci would be disappointed if we found a cure/vaccine for this right now?
"

iirc, Fauci on CNN or some such, already suggested an actor that might play him in the movie (to be made). He is too invested in his role as hero that saved the world, and that requires the world being put on lock down, where only he can save it.

If the world recovers and the shut down only did damage, he is not the hero, he is the putz ... or worse, he is the villain that plotted with the likes of Gates. In any case, he is too invested in his models ... his ego NEEDS more deaths to make him look right.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (Cus5s)

404 Get the churches up and running.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

405 399 Isn't it funny that Trump joked about grabbing them by the mish and got roasted. And Slo-Joe actually DID grab 'em by the mish, and crickets?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (7Fj9P)

---

The power of (D).

Posted by: SMH at April 17, 2020 06:23 PM (RU4sa)

406 Add Zinc to the HCQ.

Better yet, add Zinc to your normal vitamins and supplements now, along with C, D, and a good multi vitamin.

Posted by: rd at April 17, 2020 06:24 PM (+0uDE)

407 You cannot operate unless you vaccinate!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 17, 2020 06:24 PM (MQ0v4)

408 Assume Assume Assume

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 06:19 PM (85Gof)

Fine...the invitation to drink on my patio is withdrawn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 06:24 PM (dLLD6)

409 Trump's up.

Posted by: Panhandler at April 17, 2020 06:24 PM (S/rwf)

410 PDT wasn't joking. He was remarking that they LET you grab them by the mish.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:24 PM (vSb78)

411 Only a dozen eggs per person at the damn store.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (MQ0v4)

412 19 billion to the farmers

Posted by: grammie winger at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

413 The power of D

As in Depraved?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (tTpFD)

414 nood math

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (G546f)

415 Fucking Communism.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (MQ0v4)

416 The boy spiked a 104.3 fever two nights ago. We had him tested for flu and covid-19. It wasn't the flu, and we are waiting to hear about the other one, which the state processes so it takes 24-48 hours for results.

Kid was miserable as hell, but now the fever is down to about 101 and he's coping.

But, that means DH and I are in lockdown until we hear the results, so I cannot do my work in the field at all. Not that there was much of it, but it would have been nice to do the final walkthru of the Covid overflow facility I designed.

Considering we hospitalized exactly 28 patients statewide with Covid, I find it odd that we have the overflow facility at all, to the tune of over $1M, but there it sits, empty as the day is long. I guess better safe than sorry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (okGHj)

417 413 The power of D

As in Depraved?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (tTpFD)

Democratium

Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (vSb78)

418 381

MERS was so named because it's crazy deadly to those of Middle Eastern descent, I believe.

Posted by: Catherine at April 17, 2020 06:20 PM

MERS-CoV is a coronavirus believed to be originally from bats. Humans, however, are typically infected from camels, either during direct contact or indirectly.

The first identified case occurred in 2012 in Saudi Arabia and most cases have occurred in the Arabian Peninsula. About 2,500 cases have been reported as of January 2020. About 35% of those who are diagnosed with the disease die from it. Larger outbreaks have occurred in South Korea in 2015 and in Saudi Arabia in 2018.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 06:26 PM (Do5/p)

419 Nood

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

420 I'll believe that the RNC will actually run ads about Joe Biden sniffing the hair of children like a creep when they start appearing on my tv. Posting an "ad" to their youtube channel that never runs anywhere but their youtube channel is not an ad, and that's typically what they do with their "red meat" ads.

Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 06:27 PM (Z7lwY)

421 Considering we hospitalized exactly 28 patients statewide with Covid, I find it odd that we have the overflow facility at all, to the tune of over $1M, but there it sits, empty as the day is long. I guess better safe than sorry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 17, 2020 06:25 PM (okGHj)

I have a multi-trillion dollar alien invasion prep plan to sell on this premise.

Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2020 06:27 PM (Zm+LZ)

422 363 here is already a cheap and tested therapy, HCQ + ZPAC,

Zpak (azithromycin) is a red herring. Makes HCQ more dangerous because it enhances the Q-T prolongation in the heart rhythm and makes sudden cardiac death more likely. Bad news to be combining them recklessly.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

What this non-medical, non-professional has gleaned from the last 32 days of reporting is that the timing when the patient gets Z-pack, and HCQ for that matter, is critical for a successful outcome. They have to administer it as early as possible. The results are much better than if they give it when the patient is in dire straights.

And nearly all deaths are of the oldest people in society, with serious underlying health conditions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

423 If we've devolved to a gun thread, they had a true crime show on in which a husband driving on the interstate during rush hour pulled along side a car being driven by his wife and, using a .22 rifle, fired a bullet into her head. So he fired a rifle, presumably with one hand, from a moving vehicle through a glass window into another moving car traveling at highway speeds, hit a head-sized target, and did not wreck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

424 "funny that Trump joked about grabbing them by the mish and got roasted.
And Slo-Joe actually DID grab 'em by the mish, and crickets?"

Trump joked about it, saying women let the star do it ... that is why many of them (groupies) show up ... Trump can actually discern the difference.

Joe fingered a woman that was not interested, and she was under his sphere of influence or some such ... I forget, but basically an underling, I thought. And yes, a specific person that complained at the time.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 06:28 PM (Cus5s)

425 357 @340Crenshaw came out in favor of red flag laws, and disappointed a lot of people. currently trying to get the mask back in place

So much this. Made me sour on him.

Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 06:28 PM (nvc6v)

426 President Trump is so above preezy Shit Midas it is unimaginable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2020 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

427 tcn, prayers for you and the kid and your whole family

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 06:29 PM (G546f)

428 More "scientists" are speaking out about COVID being manufactured in the
Lab. HIV researcher corroborating an earlier report from India the the
Virus has HIV genetic sequences inserted into it. He still gives the
CHiComs the benefit of the doubt by saying they inserted the genes in an
attempt to make an HIV vaccine.

==

I thought that was "debunked"

has it been rebunked?

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The group from India was told to retract their findings, probably because India isn't ready to nuke China. A Japanese group had similar findings but didn't go as far as to say it was manufactured, only that it was unlikely to occur naturally (HIV sequences in the coronavirus).

Zerohedge has an article quoting the guy who won the Nobel prize for discovering HIV who thinks kung flu is man made. So, whatever that's worth to you.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 06:30 PM (kOpft)

429 Now I look less like I have a chrysanthemum on the top of my head.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 17, 2020 06:16 PM (WI7YS)

That actually sounds charming!

Posted by: Emmie at April 17, 2020 06:31 PM (ouBhA)

430 Get the churches up and running.

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At some point, we are just going to have to do this ourselves without regard for the government's edicts.

Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 06:31 PM (kOpft)

431 "Makes HCQ more dangerous because it enhances the Q-T prolongation in the
heart rhythm and makes sudden cardiac death more likely. Bad news to be
combining them recklessly." CatASs

there are a lot of doctors doing it ... talking of results. There must be some reason they can do it without endangering or losing anyone ... France had over 1000, several others had 100s ... must be a matter of 1% more dangerous, but 50% more beneficial ... idk ... not all do the Z-pak I think, maybe some do it separately, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 06:33 PM (Cus5s)

432 219 I found out I have the ingredients for a Margarita. So I just finished one. I may try again.

I do wonder what the thing is with Tequila. I get no drunker with Tequila than anything else. Nor am I more likely to get naked.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 06:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

Tequila can sneak up on you...
There's tequila, then there's cheap tequila, then there's mezcal...THEN there's raicilla.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 06:47 PM (yOssP)

433 This is going to be a huge story, Media. Joe Biden is going to get the Brett Kavanaugh treatment whether you like it or not.
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Okay! So how did JackStraw get away with socking Ace?!!

Was it the weed?!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 06:48 PM (Eicbe)

434 Bad news to be combining them recklessly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 17, 2020 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

Complete bullshit. Z-pack is for the pneumonia that follows from the fluids in the lungs associated with inflammation - bacteria that always enjoys that setting. So, use the HDC for crimping of the protein production that allow the virus to multiply using cell processes and use the Azithromycin for the bacteria that is produced from the inflammatory fluids...that's what they are suggesting.

Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 07:59 PM (32YRo)

435 What happens when the second and third women come forward and accuse him of real sexual assault? Can they continue to treat this as a media story ("how are braver souls amongst our colleagues covering these unsupported allegations?") or a campaign story (the Amanpour approach)? I think they will try their damnedest, but Fox is already covering it. I don't think the major talk radio guys have gone after it yet, but I could be wrong. If Rush and Sean have done it or soon do it, I don't think it can be contained within the Right Sphere. If Tucker or Sean or Laura interview Reade, it will explode.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at April 18, 2020 07:28 AM (hrHLc)

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