Unexpectedly, Polyamorous Relationship Between Hideous Atheist Woman and Four C**ks Turns Ugly

Remember the story of the hideous woman who has four boyfriends? And she got pregnant?

And that these five terrible freaks are now going to raise an innocent child?

"We're all raising the baby together -- so everyone's Dad," Ojeda says. "We're all very, very excited to be raising a baby together."
It won't be without its complications, though. The group says they've dealt with bouts of jealousy over the years. It was especially hard for Marc and Travis to accept newcomers Ethan and Christopher at first. But Ethan says they talked it out and are all on good terms now.
And there's the matter of sharing: Ojeda says it gets pretty exhausting having to please four different men under the same roof. She's actually encouraged her boyfriends to pursue other love interests.

Who, apart from David French, would be interested in such a relationship?

I'm sure you're all very surprised by this, but one of these circus freaks attacked the baby.

That would be one of the ones who confessed to "jealousy."

"He stated he believed he heard a 'pop' during the occurrence," the officer wrote in the report.
The 5-week-old girl’s grandmother gave more details in a email to The Times-Union, saying the baby suffered a broken leg, arm, ribs and skull fractures.
The investigation began on March 15 when officers were called to Wolfsons Children’s Hospital about a baby with broken ribs, injuries to her lungs and liver and "multiple brain bleeds," the arrest report said. The First Coast Child Protection Team's examination concluded the baby had been physically abused with "a minimum of three attacks."
On March 17 the baby’s mother called the Florida Department of Children and Families, saying she believed Baucom had possibly injured the child while he was baby-sitting March 12, the report said. She said Baucom told her he had squeezed the child.
Baucom told the responding detective that he was getting frustrated due to his inability to get any sleep while baby-sitting. At some point something happened that was blacked out in the report, and that’s when he said he heard the pop. The the baby briefly ceased crying, then cried harder, he said.

Polyamory is mental illness pic.twitter.com/2YUXXlbnJ8
— Kollapse Kanna (@Crisprtek) April 10, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 02:43 PM

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1 Animals

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:43 PM (ONvIw)

2 Not first

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Total freak show

Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2020 02:43 PM (XfMJE)

4 Frist?

Posted by: FrodoB-
at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (dQF3z)

5 Hang him in public and cut his balls off for the dogs

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ONvIw)

6 Rats, rookie mistake to blame.

Posted by: FrodoB-
at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (dQF3z)

7 fuck them. kill the whole lot

not first since i read the content.

i wish i hadn't...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (8D42x)

8 Well, if a hideous woman and four boyfriends can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (kTF2Z)

9 None of those guys were getting any from a normal woman.

That ... female ... wasn't going to get any from a normal man.

The only one deserving of any sympathy her is the baby.

Posted by: EndOfPatience at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (ttfl2)

10 These are the people of love, tolerance and science, right,?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

11 definitely not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (UWqZJ)

12 There's nothing remotely amusing about any of this. Death penalty needed.

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (ONvIw)

13 I'm exempting them from my social distancing orders. My Peeps!

Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (sjdRT)

14 Over the past 15000 years humanity has figured out what behaviors work and which ones don't, why do we insist on testing the known failures

Posted by: Jean at April 17, 2020 02:45 PM (B7KlG)

15 OMG, that is nauseating.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Z2HD7)

16 Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (VyxAO)

17 uck them. kill the whole lot

not first since i read the content.

i wish i hadn't...
====

Agreed.

I can't even even, as Jane D'Oh says.

And these sick fuckers were celebrated by "the media."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (vg8iE)

18 7 fuck them. kill the whole lot

not first since i read the content.

i wish i hadn't...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (8D42x)

Hideous. I need to absent myself from this

Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (ONvIw)

19 I have to go hug my baby now.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (Z2HD7)

20 OMG...that's horrifying! Poor baby.

Was the child taken away from this freak show?

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

21 The first thing I always look for in a mate is if he paints his fingernails black

Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (XfMJE)

22 What kind of f*cking PSYCHO breaks a 5 WEEK old baby's bones? Send that f*cker to jail and throw away the key. He is NOT okay to be in society.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

23 This is f$cked up. That poor baby!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

24 I hope they all rot in jail and maybe die there.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (VyxAO)

25 Based on the headline, I thought the post might be mildly entertaining. Instead, completely fucking depressing. We can't be far from the end.

Posted by: Burnett at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (p52Nk)

26 Edgy woke fuckers just ran head first into Chesterton's gate. Too bad an innocent baby had to pay the price.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (guGkK)

27 "multiple brain bleeds"

The child is forever damaged. Probably a vegetable.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)

28 This sounds like Jerry Springer.
He had a woman who struck out on DNA testing of 5 different guys.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (3aI0K)

29 Holy moly. Indiana Election Commission meeting had just started on Zoom when someone switched video to them masturbating.
My eyes! My eyes!

https://twitter.com/marybschneider/status/1251179490195185664

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (17n5k)

30

It's all pink on the outside...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

31 The Bulwark hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (TQ/zJ)

32 Omg.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

33 5
Hang him in public and cut his balls off for the dogs

Posted by: CN

pffffft. As if. We have standards.

Posted by: Starving curs. at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (T6t7i)

34 I cannot click on any of those vids, just seeing their ugly mugs gets me boiling.

What a freaking freaked up freak show. Please, God, let that child be adopted by a loving, normal family.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (ch6++)

35 >
21
The first thing I always look for in a mate is if he paints his fingernails black

Posted by: NCKate at April 17, 2020 02:46 PM (XfMJE)

'Sup Baby.

Posted by: Allah Pundit at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (sjdRT)

36 "Deviancy cannot be defined down any further. I tried to warn you." -- zombie Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (j9N+z)

37 27 "multiple brain bleeds"

The child is forever damaged. Probably a vegetable.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 02:47 PM (vg8iE)

Biden's running mate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

38
I really don't want to dwell on the subject of this post because I want ALL of the scum involved Dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (aw1me)

39 I've been using Tinder (dating/hookup app) and seeing more common than Id care to admit profiles of women looking for a secondary guy to join a polyamorous relationship or marriage.

Like, you'll be the secondary, but her husband will continue to be the primary.

Who signs up for this ride, willingly? There aren't enough speed in the world to damage my brain into agreeing to something like this.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (+dsLj)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Every one of them is criminally insane.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

42 Lead investigator into this case:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Come on Coronavirus do your thing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (I77Ax)

44 In the future Alphas will share pods with 2 or 3 hot girls and 2 or 3 betas will share pods with one fugly chick. Infanticide will be legal and will all eat bugs.

Posted by: DM at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (9BY6w)

45
Fuck. Take the baby basher and feed him to wild dogs. Then throw the rest of them in a metal shredder for good measure.

FFS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (hDNne)

46 All fun and games doing the group relationship until there are kids involved. They don't consent to participate in your kinky dysfunctional lifestyle.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (bDqIh)

47 ...and the other 3 "men" did what about it? Let me guess - nothing.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (/ZYFC)

48 Like, you'll be the secondary, but her husband will continue to be the primary.

Who pays for the rubbers and lube?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 02:49 PM (guGkK)

49 Cuck is so 2016. The new word is simp.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (UD/nr)

50 That's a cat lady and four gay dudes. Nothing more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (IwDj9)

51 Worst case I ever heard of was a "dad" who was bothered by his infant son's crying, and while the mother slept, butchered the baby and fed it to the dogs.

I've never forgotten it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

52 CRIMINALLY INSANE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ue430ijnkY

Posted by: SLAYER at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (haLSL)

53
Fake News loved these deviants because they were deviants! In-Our-Western-Civ-Cis-Normal-Faces!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (aw1me)

54 I wonder if "mom" is proud of her stupid-shit choices now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (guGkK)

55 Maybe those freaks will raise me together. Gotta be an improvement from what I go goin' on now. Might even be a pony in the deal.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (EgshT)

56

Five Terrible Freaks used to open for Five Neat Guys.

https://youtu.be/NMjtvSABQ3Q

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (aKsyK)

57
I wish I hadn't read that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (G51Gf)

58 I was hesitant to jump on the death penalty thing for the whole squad, but then I thought...in 10 years these are the freaks from the Hills Have Eyes. So, nah. Can't take the chance. Take the baby into protective custody. Off the freaks and any living relatives. This should have been cleaned out of the gene pool decades ago.

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Y8DtA)

59 >>I've been using Tinder (dating/hookup app) and seeing more common than Id care to admit profiles of women looking for a secondary guy to join a polyamorous relationship or marriage.

That is f'd up.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

60 That's a LOT of Pink.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (haLSL)

61 I've been using Tinder (dating/hookup app) and seeing more common than Id care to admit profiles of women looking for a secondary guy to join a polyamorous relationship or marriage.

--

You'll be meeting her for sex without obligation, or he'll be expecting to watch?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (IwDj9)

62 That was some seriously ferocious abuse, babies bones are very soft and very difficult to break.
I bet the mother gets the kid back despite being complicit.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Xt7n2)

63 He's been charged with aggravated child abuse.

THEY ALL SHOULD BE CHARGED.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Gettin tired of living in interesting times over here, boss!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (kTF2Z)

65 Like, you'll be the secondary, but her husband will continue to be the primary.

Who signs up for this ride, willingly? There aren't enough speed in the world to damage my brain into agreeing to something like this.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (+dsLj)

Evidently, enough to make it into a trend.

This is what it looks like when men are weak and women become bored and dissatisfied. What's hubby going to do, anyway? Say no? Say bye bye to marriage and house. Of course, if he was smart, he'd bail, because that's where it's going anyway. She's not 'exploring' anything; she's shopping for your replacement.

Posted by: Vanya at April 17, 2020 02:51 PM (H5ZlJ)

66 Did the infant survive? Evil mentaly ill fucksticks. Pray for the baby.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (0OmEj)

67 >I've been using Tinder (dating/hookup app)

I think he meant Grindr

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (haLSL)

68
Omigawd...... They look like the AV Club.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (nw6Hr)

69 I really want someone to do to this deviant miscreant exactly what he did to that baby.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (myjNJ)

70 She's banging 4 dudes and doesn't use a condom?

They should do a reality TV show and call it The Petri Dish.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (I77Ax)

71 The female "parent" looks like she ate the baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

72 That poor child, I cannot even begin to describe the medieval punishments I wish could be visited upon the vile cretin that did that.

Posted by: Average Loser at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (8aO2d)

73 These people give freaks a bad name.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (Tnijr)

74 >>I wonder if "mom" is proud of her stupid-shit choices now.

What are the odds she can't even imagine that her lifestyle choices caused this - that it's all that dude's fault?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

75 Where is the fucking county to not take the child away?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

76 >> She's banging 4 dudes and doesn't use a condom?

Leftovers, again!?

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (haLSL)

77 That's a cat lady and four gay dudes. Nothing more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 02:50 PM (IwDj9)

The presence of a baby means somebody managed to reach a certain level of, er, arousal, with that escapee from a six-minute Bulgarian pr0n clip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (guGkK)

78 I don't understand the amount of self-loathing it would take to participate in such a scheme. I'm single and somewhat unhappily so, but even I have too much self-esteem to consider entering such a situation.

If I become so desperate that I need to, I'll go to a whore. I find the notion of paying a woman to fake it to be far superior to anything like this. At least in that case, you're only suspending reality for a price and with a limited time frame. With something like this, the amount of self-deceit and the associated self-contempt - and external contempt for the other parties - would be destructive in totality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (hYcqw)

79 jeez.

Posted by: Adriane the Landscaping Critic ... at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (LPnfS)

80 Wow Kevin McCarthy sold out on refunding the SBA program. He now supports the Democrats inclusion of more taxpayer cheese for the hospitals.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (VpIIl)

81 >71
The female "parent" looks like she ate the baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

Ooooh! Food Thread!

Posted by: Fat Bastard at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)

82 Think I'll have to go do something else....and wait for a new thread. This is just disgusting.

Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

83 She's banging 4 dudes and doesn't use a condom?

They should do a reality TV show and call it The Petri Dish.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2020 02:52 PM (I77Ax)

--

In fairness, the sex they all have with each other is the only sex the dudes are having.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (IwDj9)

84 The presence of a baby means somebody managed to reach a certain level of, er, arousal, with that escapee from a six-minute Bulgarian pr0n clip.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (guGkK)

You take that back! We have some attractive women here!

Posted by: Bulgaria at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (H5ZlJ)

85 I see Ace is scouting hobos again. I'm thinking a 75% yield in this scenario.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (95j/9)

86 how come people like this look exactly the way you expect people like this to look?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (uS2EJ)

87
Think I'll have to go do something else....and wait for a new thread. This is just disgusting.

Posted by: Tami

Stick around; we're switching gears.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (aw1me)

88 Whoa is me !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (arJlL)

89 This is what happens when you teach humans that there is no higher power, no one should fear the Lord, there is no good or evil, do what you wish.
Nihilism writ large.

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (w7KSn)

90 now break his bones

Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

91 I hope my new dads have invested in a lot of flour.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (EgshT)

92 @bicentennial guy and @USNtakim, according to the article, the baby is recovering and is not expected to have any permanent damage.

It did not say whether she was returned to her mother -- I hope to God not.

Posted by: sunny-dee at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (Z2HD7)

93 "The Conservative Case for Polyamory Story Hour." -- St. David French, sainted Martyred Saint

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (j9N+z)

94 my guess is the baby has a better chance now, if he gets out of the home, away from all of them. (better than being raised by crazy and dangerous "parents")

And the physical damage, a soft skull gives the kid a better chance than if he was older ... (don't ask how I know, but I do still have the dents) ... of course every case is different, and it is better not to have brain bleeds or other such trauma. At five weeks, maybe the kid does not recognize the assailant as a "parent", which would leave an extra emotional scar, I'd guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (Cus5s)

95 how come people like this look exactly the way you expect people like this to look?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 17, 2020 02:54 PM (uS2EJ)

As someone once said... "Physiognomy is real".

Posted by: Vanya at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (H5ZlJ)

96 These "people" are lucky I don't know where they are. Unconscionable.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (vya2L)

97 His base instincts took over. He does not want to care for a baby that is carrying on a rival's genes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (xPl2J)

98 let's get one over with in a hurry

imma go drive around for a bit

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (XTiHL)

99 May God shelter this innocent and injured child and deliver this baby to a loving family.

Shoot the rest.

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

100 >93
"The Conservative Case for Polyamory Story Hour." -- St. David French, sainted Martyred Saint

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (j9N+z)

Dude is trying to horn in on my market share.

Posted by: Fat Bastard at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (sjdRT)

101 It was especially hard for Marc and Travis to accept newcomers Ethan and Christopher at first.

This sentence made me laugh in sad sad way.

fkn lol

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (Qf83p)

102 This gives the term, "freak show" a bad name.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (glGDV)

103 WTF
Just got this alert from the Daily Mail

Gov Guomo Thank You Mr President... For Doing Your Job! Gov Cuomo Lashes War On Trump

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (wiXsO)

104 Great, just when my heart was breaking from seeing kids forced to wear masks I come home from mkt to see this.
What the actual fuck.

Posted by: banned is broke, not baby bones. at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (ncpbL)

105

I swear it's like the guy knows when I'm typing.

Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (HTJUH)

106
Someone yesterday mentioned the movie Semi-Tough.

But does anyone remember the movie Tough Enough?

Or the song that goes tough enough?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (aw1me)

107 Kill the adults. Save the baby.

Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (WX+x0)

108 now break his bones
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

Constitution forbids 'cruel and unusual'. Soooooo, what was considered normal back then? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vanya at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (H5ZlJ)

109 I still am stuck on the whole, "we're so wimpy we have to share an ugly, fat woman."

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (jUVms)

110 gawd damn
poor baby

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (G546f)

111 Take the baby into protective custody. Off the freaks and any living
relatives. This should have been cleaned out of the gene pool decades
ago.

I am on board with this plan. This normalization of deviancy is not good for society and should be stopped. NOW.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

112 btw, that fab five reminds me of that time we took a stroll to Black's Beach near La Jolla. bleck!

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (XTiHL)

113 Or the song that goes tough enough?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 02:57 PM (aw1me)

----

Tough Enuff

Fabulous Thunderbirds.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (nw6Hr)

114 Lets see how a focus group handles this:

99 May God shelter this innocent and injured child and deliver this baby to a loving family.

Shoot the rest.
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2020 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

System crashes.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (glGDV)

115 I could go the rest of my life and comfortably not hear about these loser fuckwits again.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (0OmEj)

116 FWIW, that tubby little bitch IS going to prison, will be in general pop., and will be FAMOUS the day he walks through to door. I'll set the over/under at a 72 hour life expectancy. Will take the under for $20.

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Y8DtA)

117 Looks like this is the right time to drive to the liquor store.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

118 This is beyond sickening.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (TdMsT)

119 Before I pass judgement, I have to know if they regularly attend the opera and the ballet...

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (qHgVt)

120 Holy shit. Didn't read the whole thing. That cunt beat up a baby?

I have no words.

Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Qf83p)

121 As fugly as that she-thing is, I actually had a momentary feeling of pity for those soy-boys.
But then I remembered who/what they were and just chuckled my self silly.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (af5xa)

122 >>> but even I have too much self-esteem to consider entering such a situation.

Self esteem in men is a crime against humanity. If you don't consider yourself literally the lowest form of life on Earth, lower than the e-coli in a woman's excrement, then you are literally the Uber rapist/misogynist Harvey Weinnhitler.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Y6UV7)

123 109 I still am stuck on the whole, "we're so wimpy we have to share an ugly, fat woman."
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 02:58 PM (jUVms)

Look at those dudes. I'm sure they were just excited to be having sex at all.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (Ez6QX)

124 You'll be meeting her for sex without obligation, or he'll be expecting to watch?

******************************

Worse, they make it sound like they want a long term "relationship" or a trimarriage.

Ok.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

125 I suspect Joe Exotic is the godfather of this very masculine child.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (u6xw0)

126 Imma gonna guess the real estate prices in their neighborhood aren't rising.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (Q/Hjr)

127 Who signs up for this ride, willingly? There aren't enough speed in the world to damage my brain into agreeing to something like this.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (+dsLj)

I knew a guy years ago who got into something like this (one time only hookup) and he was full of regret and self-loathing for a long time.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (UD/nr)

128 I am reminded of the case of the nice ghey Brit couple that adopted a baby
the stay at home ghey viciously abused the baby

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (G546f)

129 So the soy poof is good against babies, I wonder how he'll do against someone with a shiv and a hard-on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (guGkK)

130 I'm crying, I can't bring myself to read the article. Please tell me they removed the child from the home and put her up for adoption, there are hundreds of thousands of infertile couples who would gladly adopt that poor little one.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (Rd5/o)

131 Or the song that goes tough enough?

Blaster's or the Fabulous Thunderbirds? I know 'em both.

Posted by: DanMan at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (XTiHL)

132 This is another story about how we as a society need to accept alternative lifestyles.

No.

The crazy showed itself pretty quickly and an innocent was hurt.

Eff them all. Hard. With baseball bats.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (jUVms)

133 Looks like this is the right time to drive to the liquor store.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Is there ever a wrong time?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (kTF2Z)

134 Poor kid.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (E+OcO)

135 drop him into a shallow pond surrounded by alligators.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (5ua3Z)

136 39 I've been using Tinder (dating/hookup app) and seeing more common than Id care to admit profiles of women looking for a secondary guy to join a polyamorous relationship or marriage.

Like, you'll be the secondary, but her husband will continue to be the primary.

Who signs up for this ride, willingly? There aren't enough speed in the world to damage my brain into agreeing to something like this.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 02:48 PM (+dsLj)

A year ago when I was using it I saw the same kind of thing, and almost all of them had similar physical attributes to the "woman" in Ace's post.

Posted by: Smash'em at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (1gV6P)

137 133 Looks like this is the right time to drive to the liquor store.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Is there ever a wrong time?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 03:01 PM (kTF2Z)

==========

After 7 in SC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)

138 The group says they've dealt with bouts of jealousy over the years. It was especially hard for Marc and Travis to accept newcomers Ethan and Christopher at first. But Ethan says they talked it out and are all on good terms now.

Now. This is a domestic homicide scene just waiting to happen. The cops and CSI should be sitting outside in their vehicles with the engines running. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

139 119 Before I pass judgement, I have to know if they regularly attend the opera and the ballet...
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (qHgVt)

-----

Thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

140 Polyamory. Stunning and brave.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (CoLi6)

141 So who pays the rent?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (Q/Hjr)

142 133 Looks like this is the right time to drive to the liquor store.

*cries*

yeah well don't rub it in!

*sobs*

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (j9HX3)

143 O/T Looks like 50Cent is a DJT fan, lol

https://tinyurl.com/yb77b6sn

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

144 So who pays the rent?
Posted by: Puddin Head
======

Probably the taxpayer

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (vg8iE)

145 140 Polyamory. Stunning and brave.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 17, 2020 03:02 PM (CoLi6)

==========

*furiously fapping*
-Robert Heinlein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (UWqZJ)

146 >>>:I wonder how he'll do against someone with a shiv and a hard-on.

Probably turned on.

Posted by: mikethemoose at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (Y6UV7)

147 Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

148 Can I pick up any booze for the horde?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

149 116 FWIW, that tubby little bitch IS going to prison, will be in general pop., and will be FAMOUS the day he walks through to door. I'll set the over/under at a 72 hour life expectancy. Will take the under for $20.
Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Y8DtA)

$20, same as in town?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (iuFgi)

150 could not all four gentlemen pleasure themselves simultaneously in her lovely folds?

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (j9HX3)

151 75
Where is the fucking county to not take the child away?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

___________

Handing out $1000 civil citations to and threatening imprisonment for the real criminals -- those not wearing masks in public.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 03:04 PM (j9N+z)

152 Oh yeah, and let's abolish the family, like the feminists insist we should. Alternate arrangements always work out just fin.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 17, 2020 03:04 PM (CoLi6)

153 So turn the bastard over to the other 3 'males' for justice.

If there is no satisfactory result from this turn him over bound hand and foot to some male alligators.

Then drop the other 4 in when the gators are in a frenzy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:04 PM (e284m)

154 aw! I wish you could Jane

I'm about to beg my DE peeps to start buying for me

we'll have to do secret nighttime transfers

maybe I'll put on a cool hat or something

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (j9HX3)

155
>>he was getting frustrated due to his inability to get any sleep while baby-sitting.

========

what the FUCK.

Wasn't the whole point of this mob-fuck to share the work?

Weren't there four other "adults" around to provide breaks?

Oh, and P.S., welcome to child care from the beginning of time. Didn't you ever see, perhaps, a t.v. show that revealed this? There's a reason it's called "child care" and not "attending to your precious self."

GOD.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (G51Gf)

156 148 Can I pick up any booze for the horde?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

Please, and while you at it can you send a little Georgia sunshine and warmth our way through the USB port?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (GhGb5)

157 130 I'm crying, I can't bring myself to read the article. Please tell me they removed the child from the home and put her up for adoption, there are hundreds of thousands of infertile couples who would gladly adopt that poor little one.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 17, 2020 03:00 PM (Rd5/o)

The article Ace linked wants be to subscribe so I didn't read that one I did find another one that doesn't say if the baby was taken away. It DOES say the baby was attacked THREE separate times. And nobody took her to the hospital for five days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

158 119 Before I pass judgement, I have to know if they regularly attend the opera and the ballet...
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (qHgVt)

I need to know where they stand on the DH rule.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

159 I like the "XiNN" moniker a lot for a couple reasons.

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (glGDV)

160 OT, but I wanted to point out to poor Nurse and the other Washingtonians that of course Inslee will hang on--he's not answerable to his voters in the first place. No one in Washington is; they've had 100% mail-in voting for some time.QED

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (AwPyG)

161 128 I am reminded of the case of the nice ghey Brit couple that adopted a baby
the stay at home ghey viciously abused the baby

And I rrmember the cali animal control officer dyke who murdered her "partners" baby circa 1999. Bcuz jealous.

Jus celebratin diverstitty!

Posted by: the banned was caring for a crow for a vet at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (ncpbL)

162

This is heartbreaking.

Save that child from all of them.

Hang him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (8fB/R)

163 Watching the baby involved getting some sleep?

Who knew!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (e284m)

164 I'll have the tequila, Jane

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (G546f)

165 On a lighter note, my daughter won second place in a young author contest at her school. Principal came and taped the ribbon to our door this morning.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (kTF2Z)

166 And nobody took her to the hospital for five days.
=======

Then they are all complicit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (vg8iE)

167 Correction, "turns uglier."

Posted by: goodluckduck at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (V8zw+)

168 Hang him in public and cut his balls off for the dogs
Posted by: CN at April 17, 2020 02:44 PM (ONvIw)

I think it was a Viking episode where they threatened all of this minus the dogs. They were to go back in his mouth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (8fB/R)

169 It DOES say the baby was attacked THREE separate times. And nobody took her to the hospital for five days.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

I guess they were hoping she'd get better.

*lights blowtorch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (guGkK)

170 So I guess "a village" didn't do such a good job after all.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (e284m)

171 O/T Looks like 50Cent is a DJT fan, lol

https://tinyurl.com/yb77b6sn
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++++
That graphic morph is disturbing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (hYcqw)

172 165 On a lighter note, my daughter won second place in a young author contest at her school. Principal came and taped the ribbon to our door this morning.

that's awesome Mr Lowell!

congratulations to your daughter!

Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (j9HX3)

173 On a lighter note, my daughter won second place in a young author contest at her school. Principal came and taped the ribbon to our door this morning.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (kTF2Z)

Sunny news.

Should share again on the next thread. This thread casts a dark shadow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (8fB/R)

174 I picked up some Stranahans single malt yesterday.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (0OmEj)

175 Seen on the internet:

I had occasion to go online to order stamps. Some nice designs: state of Maine, military working dogs, Gwen Ifill ....

Wait.

A stamp dedicated to Gwen Ifill?

As he might say: "Worth it, to realize that partisan hack is dead"

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (3aI0K)

176
*lights blowtorch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (guGkK)
You'll need something bigger, but can yet keep the 'work area' to a minimum to meet union rules about how much 'work' you're allowed to do in any given time interval.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (e284m)

177 So I guess "a village" didn't do such a good job after all.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:07 PM (e284m)
++++++++++++++++
Of course not. The "village" was a contempt-riddled den of immature irresponsible hedonism and desperation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)

178

Ace's Quarantine thread is going to have to erase this from our heads.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (8fB/R)

179 This is the main reason Russia (? I think) banned international adoptions. There were some gay partners who adopted for the purpose of child porn films.

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (AwPyG)

180 He will be taken care of in jail once his fellow inmates learn of his crime.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (ziriD)

181 This breaks my heart.. Friggin animal.. I hope they did not return the child to any of them

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (5bxa0)

182 Tattoos, too. Now I REALLY want new lampshades.

Posted by: getting the banned riled up down sideways at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (ncpbL)

183 https://bit.ly/3cDrbdV
*****
Tuff Enuff Fabulous Thunderbirds

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (KR1R4)

184 143 O/T Looks like 50Cent is a DJT fan, lol

https://tinyurl.com/yb77b6sn
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

Holy shit. That's one of those quiet, but massive low level thuds coming from deep in the earth. Foundations are shaking if 50 is saying that... Kanye's street cred was in question or fluid with a lot of folks when he endorsed. This ain't that. Amazing.

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (Y8DtA)

185 Will take the under for $20.

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (Y8DtA)

I'll take the over, NP. They'll turn him into their blow monkey. Now, I'd set his teeth over/under at 4 hours. Those front chompers will be gone before his morning cream of wheat.

When I watched it's a gundam a few days back, I could guess which one of these c*cks would be the first to snap. Just take a look at his face when the guy next to him is reaching across his stomach holding hands with the blob. He wants her all to himself, but is too spineless to walk away. He's everybody's bitch.

No prob, the media will move on to the next wonderful non-binary thing to celebrate.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (8B6Ng)

186 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)

187 Heard it quoted, not sure where it came from,
"It takes a vineyard to raise a child."

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (glGDV)

188 186 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)

===========

Sounds like he had her in his arms and just squeezed out of frustration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (UWqZJ)

189 If you don't have a subscription website, what's the point of polyamory?

Posted by: Oschisms at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (LVx0E)

190 187 Heard it quoted, not sure where it came from,
"It takes a vineyard to raise a child."
Posted by: 80's music fan at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (glGDV)

========

Only one?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (UWqZJ)

191 The article Ace linked wants be to subscribe so I didn't read that one I did find another one that doesn't say if the baby was taken away. It DOES say the baby was attacked THREE separate times. And nobody took her to the hospital for five days.
Posted by: Jordan61

That poor little thing, she's only five weeks old and over half her life she has to have been in horrible agony. Do you know how hard you have to hit a tiny newborn to break bones? I'm logging off the internet right now, I need a break from all the horribleness.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (Rd5/o)

192 Is that the new reality show "Retard House"?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (CLteG)

193 186 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?
-----------------
The four guys waiting in line. Bitch took too much time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (Q/Hjr)

194 O/T Looks like 50Cent is a DJT fan, lol

https://tinyurl.com/yb77b6sn
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqI)

*

Fiiddy came out before Kaye.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (u6xw0)

195 This story is disgusting on every level. The baby has a grandmother who hopefully can take the kid away from those animals.

Posted by: Cosda at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (oXedo)

196 186 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)

....

I just know that these guys get no quarter in prison.

Get him there stat.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (yL25O)

197 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)
+++++++++++
Disturbed people who's mental illnesses made them think that being in a harem full of shifting preferences was conducive to mental health and stability?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (hYcqw)

198 thats Kanye.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (u6xw0)

199 143 O/T Looks like 50Cent is a DJT fan, lol

https://tinyurl.com/yb77b6sn
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:03 PM (bDqIh)

Holy shit. That's one of those quiet, but massive low level thuds coming from deep in the earth. Foundations are shaking if 50 is saying that... Kanye's street cred was in question or fluid with a lot of folks when he endorsed. This ain't that. Amazing.
Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (Y8DtA)

Did you see the Danny Trejo version in the comments? "Make America Badass Again." LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (guGkK)

200 @184game respects game

Posted by: artemis at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (AwPyG)

201 Broken, stupid people doing stupid things that keep them (and, unfortunately, their kids) broken. Film at 11.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (dYe5S)

202 186
Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)
"Barbarians that need killing" comes to mind instantly.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (e284m)

203 This just pisses off to no end, a judge needs to make the right decision here and make sure this child has no contact with any of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (r+sAi)

204 I'm guessing this will put a dent in their steampunk LARPing schedule

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

205 This scumbag broke the leg, arms, ribs and skull .....of a baby?

Is this scumbag still breathing? Why?

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (11H2y)

206
I'm crying, I can't bring myself to read the article. Please tell me they removed the child from the home and put her up for adoption, there are hundreds of thousands of infertile couples who would gladly adopt that poor little one.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp

=========

I'm not going to follow this story because I'll cry harder. You know what will happen. Passed from foster home to foster home for that precious first year while bureaucrats order another couple rolls of red tape.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:12 PM (G51Gf)

207 203
This just pisses off to no end, a judge needs to make the right decision
here and make sure this child has no contact with any of them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Some cinderblocks and a boat ride to the Marianas Trench should suffice.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2020 03:12 PM (T6t7i)

208 202 186
Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

the same people who make it "comfortable" whilst they decide if they will kill it or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

209 Good G-D, Idiocracy was not a movie, It was a prophesy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 03:13 PM (85Gof)

210 This is a good example of 'we need to destroy the village to save the village'.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 17, 2020 03:13 PM (Q/Hjr)

211 Does anybody have Dexter Morgan's number handy?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (x8Wzq)

212 Death Penalty by squishing, slowly. 10 pounds at a time.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (CLteG)

213 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)
"Barbarians that need killing" comes to mind instantly.

What you are witnessing here is kinda typical in parts of the animal kingdom, a new dominant lion will kill his predecessors' cubs to ensure that his bloodline is top, uh, dog.

We were supposed to have evolved a bit past that point. And none of these dudes looks exactly, uh, dominant.

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (8erNz)

214 This scumbag broke the leg, arms, ribs and skull .....of a baby?

Is this scumbag still breathing? Why?
Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (11H2y)

Your reaction is a little over-the-top hysterical, don't you think?

Posted by: Your Friends at Planned Parenthood at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (guGkK)

215 Bet that Pink Whale uses a lot of chapstick. Gotta be callouses on her lips.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (NvbIF)

216 119
Before I pass judgement, I have to know if they regularly attend the opera and the ballet...

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 02:59 PM (qHgVt)

__________

Threadwinner.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (j9N+z)

217 It DOES say the baby was attacked THREE separate times. And nobody took her to the hospital for five days.

Take the child. Kill them. All of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (xkSJa)

218 The rap world still has a lot of schisms in it . A lot.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (ziriD)

219 *Some cinderblocks and a boat ride to the Marianas Trench should suffice.
Posted by: pep*

It's Florida so a swamp with gators shouldn't be too far away.

Posted by: Cosda at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (oXedo)

220 ** I just know that these guys get no quarter in prison. **

Ace, please keep us updated when jailhouse justice is done.
Hope it's tasty. And soon.

Posted by: the banned is furious at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (ncpbL)

221 Ground like a cigarette butt into the mire of his own blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 17, 2020 03:15 PM (CLteG)

222 Fiiddy came out before Kaye.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (u6xw0)

Didn't know that. That's awesome.

Did you see the Danny Trejo version in the comments? "Make America Badass Again." LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (guGkK)

No - but also very cool.

If there's really that kind of ground swell, then yah - massive vote fraud is the (D)'s only real option. They won't win on straight vote count. They'll get annihilated.

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:16 PM (Y8DtA)

223 >>Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

A young guy who signed up for some rebellious lil' polyamorous shack-up and then discovered the tramp now expected him to be one of 4 fathers to her kid.

He's a monster, but that doesn't mean that the kid's mom is blameless. Just because the 4 guys want to share you doesn't mean they want to share the responsibility of raising your kid,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

224 We were supposed to have evolved a bit past that point. And none of these dudes looks exactly, uh, dominant.
Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 03:14 PM (8erNz)
++++++++++++++
Which is why he took out his frustrations on the child instead of the three other dudes or the woman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:16 PM (hYcqw)

225 165 On a lighter note, my daughter won second place in a young author contest at her school. Principal came and taped the ribbon to our door this morning.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 17, 2020 03:06 PM (kTF2Z)

That is wonderful!

What grade is she in?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2020 03:17 PM (TdMsT)

226 On the plus side, the article I found says the baby is expected to make a full recovery with no permanent damage. Physical anyway. Mentally depends on if they get her the f*ck out of there and give her to a normal couple to raise.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)

227 Cucks of all kinds are a disgrace.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:17 PM (ziriD)

228
The baby has a grandmother who hopefully can take the kid away from those animals.
Posted by: Cosda

========

Who the hell raised anyone who participated in that mob-fuck?

I hope she's just a nice, sensible lady who did her best but her kid monsterized itself anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (G51Gf)

229 I am literally horrified reading the report of injuries to the child. There are no two people on the planet that could stop me form maiming that "man" if found in the same room.

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (+2xjH)

230 Is this scumbag still breathing? Why?

Posted by: vivi at April 17, 2020 03:11 PM (11H2y)
Frontier Justice is no longer 'a thing".

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

231 It's unfair and probably racist that they can't rewrite human behavior to fit their bullshit fantasies and rationalizations.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (oVJmc)

232 Polyamory is just another spoke in the wheel of progressive devolution.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (wXw18)

233 Anyone seen Tiger King?

This and the above is an instructive lesson in the kind of people that should never be in your life under any circumstance for any length of time whatsoever.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 03:18 PM (+dsLj)

234
Mentally depends on if they get her the f*ck out of there and give her to a normal couple to raise.
Posted by: Jordan61

========

And quickly. NOW. Circulating her in The System for 18 months will be the next act of abuse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (G51Gf)

235 Have a lovely day all. I have a date with the Margarita Truck at 5, and need to get some sunshine so I'm looking all fab n shit beforehand. Plus - this story is - I need sunlight and fresh air, stat...

Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (Y8DtA)

236 Polyamory is just another spoke in the wheel of progressive devolution.

***************

FORWARD!!!!!! *shifts gear into reverse*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (+dsLj)

237 A young guy who signed up for some rebellious lil' polyamorous shack-up and then discovered the tramp now expected him to be one of 4 fathers to her kid.

I spent two very fun years as the 'boyfriend' of a girl who lived with someone else, I'll never quite understand why, but we were together probably four nights a week and a fair number of weekends and I have lots of good memories from that.

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (8erNz)

238 235 Have a lovely day all. I have a date with the Margarita Truck at 5, and need to get some sunshine so I'm looking all fab n shit beforehand. Plus - this story is - I need sunlight and fresh air, stat...
Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (Y8DtA)

========

Dolley and I have a nice bottle of champagne to pop open tonight from our realtor. We made him a lot of money this week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

239 Adoption is so damn difficult, with all the legal hoops, FBI/state/local investigations/fingerprinting/background checks, meetings with social workers, the mindblowing amount of money you pay, the waiting, I've went through it all with a wonderful amazing loved child now.

These stories kill me. So many couples are hurting for a child.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)

240 Two in the pump, one in the conk.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (88+cf)

241 223 >>Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

A young guy who signed up for some rebellious lil' polyamorous shack-up and then discovered the tramp now expected him to be one of 4 fathers to her kid.

He's a monster, but that doesn't mean that the kid's mom is blameless. Just because the 4 guys want to share you doesn't mean they want to share the responsibility of raising your kid,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

...

It's almost like bonding with your own biological child is an important part of the structure of propagating the species. Almost like it was *designed* that way.

And almost like jealous interlopers might have a tendency to tend to seek the harm of the offspring of their competitors.

Everyone gets frustrated with crying babies that won't sleep. It's important that their caregivers are deeply, deeply in love with the child so that bad things don't happen in those moments.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (yL25O)

242 235 Have a lovely day all. I have a date with the Margarita Truck at 5, and need to get some sunshine so I'm looking all fab n shit beforehand. Plus - this story is - I need sunlight and fresh air, stat...
Posted by: Abiss at April 17, 2020 03:19 PM (Y8DtA)

Wha..? You have a Margarita Truck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (Ez6QX)

243 Dolley and I have a nice bottle of champagne to pop open tonight from our realtor. We made him a lot of money this week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)
+++++++++
Did he spring for the good stuff?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)

244 You know there's gonna be trouble when the 'female' has a higher testosterone level than the four 'guys' combined.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (oVJmc)

245
that doesn't mean that the kid's mom is blameless. Just because the 4 guys want to share you doesn't mean they want to share the responsibility of raising your kid,
Posted by: Lizzy

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The mom is utterly blameful. She should never be allowed near that kid again, but I bet she'll get custody "on condition that she sever her relationship with Baucom," which is pathetic but all I expect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (G51Gf)

246 Which is why he took out his frustrations on the child instead of the three other dudes or the woman.

Yeah, the Court of Leonine Behavior says you're supposed to run the competition off first, THEN kill the spawn if it's not yours.

There's a lot of passive-aggressive in these people...

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (8erNz)

247
3/12 occurred
3/15 at hospital
3/17 mom calls cs

Makes no sense. The injuries were readily apparant. Where the hell was mom?

Posted by: MHK at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (iQIUe)

248 A young guy who signed up for some rebellious lil' polyamorous shack-up and then discovered the tramp now expected him to be one of 4 fathers to her kid.

He's a monster, but that doesn't mean that the kid's mom is blameless. Just because the 4 guys want to share you doesn't mean they want to share the responsibility of raising your kid,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:16 PM (bDqIh)

Mom can be horrible and I don't think it's a stretch to assume that. However, a young guy signing up to be a quarter-cuck can just leave and quarter-cuck somewhere else... that and 500 different choices before beating a baby.

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (+2xjH)

249 243 Dolley and I have a nice bottle of champagne to pop open tonight from our realtor. We made him a lot of money this week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)
+++++++++
Did he spring for the good stuff?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)

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He says so. I don't know champagne and haven't looked it up. It'll probably get me tipsy though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

250 congrats to the young Marchioness Lowell!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (G546f)

251

There is almost certainty that that kid is gonna be majorly fucked later in life.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (lg/F7)

252 Squeeze the asshole til you hear a "pop".... and then keep going.

Posted by: pookysgirl, mama bear at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (XKZwp)

253 Barbed wire, nutsack, gibbet, some assembly required.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (gV6SN)

254 Dolley and I have a nice bottle of champagne to pop open tonight from our realtor. We made him a lot of money this week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

Plays, 'We're In The Money' for the Madison family.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (wXw18)

255 He says so. I don't know champagne and haven't looked it up. It'll probably get me tipsy though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)
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Enjoy! And congrats on your new house, and may your move and unpacking not lead to physical combat!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

256 I'm shocked, I tell you, absolutely shocked this, umm, relationship isn't all Rainbows, skittles and Unicorns!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (WEBkv)

257 Well, now you know why you can't get flour in the stores.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (gLvCH)

258 Knew a guy who, as an infant, had his bead bashed in by his biological father. He was not right by any means.

Posted by: Javems at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (ofIwF)

259 Physical anyway. Mentally depends on if they get her the f*ck out of there and give her to a normal couple to raise.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Even if this baby is placed with a loving, nurturing family, the damage is done. The horrifying abuse is embedded in the child's subconscious, probably to return in coping mechanisms such as cutting or drug abuse when the baby is older, usually a teen.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

260 251

There is almost certainty that that kid is gonna be majorly fucked later in life.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (lg/F7)

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One screwed up generation begetting another screwed up generation?

Weird. Maybe they should just hand the kid off to the state. The state seems to be just as good as raising screwed up kids as the rest of us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (UWqZJ)

261 "Everyone gets frustrated with crying babies that won't sleep. It's important that their caregivers are deeply, deeply in love with the child so that bad things don't happen in those moments.
Posted by: TexasDan"
**********
Screw their frustrations. Nobody gets to hurt a baby.

Posted by: Cosda at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (oXedo)

262 Holy fuck. Remove baby from these freaks. And *types, deletes*. Their parents, too.

Fucking gene pool pollution.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (KnJdm)

263 I could make a sizeable fortune, here.

By auctioning off rights to shoot one of the miscreants involved in this sickening mess.

There are five to choose from.

Baby Breaker will get the highest bid, and Baby Maker (mom) the 2nd highest.

Although they should each be sentenced to dig their own pit, I doubt any of them could work a shovel for even five minutes, straight.

Bidding starts at $500, for the Omega.

Do I hear a bid?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (QzJWU)

264 255 He says so. I don't know champagne and haven't looked it up. It'll probably get me tipsy though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)
++++++++++
Enjoy! And congrats on your new house, and may your move and unpacking not lead to physical combat!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)

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Dolley and I have actually grown more affectionate with the move and lock in. It's nice.

Unpacking's gonna take a while...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

265 Dolley and I have actually grown more affectionate with the move and lock in. It's nice.

Unpacking's gonna take a while...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)
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Good! *Much* better than the alternative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

266
"Who, apart from David French, would be interested in such a relationship?"

Not me. Even if you offered me 4 hawt chicks and me, I'd probably pass. That's way too many women under one roof. And Ol' King Solomon serves as an example of why that's a bad idea.

But he had several wives and a couple hundred concubines. That sounds an awful lot like work.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (ZTZBG)

267 186 Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?
Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2020 03:09 PM (m/Gc2)

"It was self-defense! The baby came at me!"

Uh, no. This is a guy who needs to find out more about broken bones. A LOT more. And at firsthand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

268 He says so. I don't know champagne and haven't looked it up. It'll probably get me tipsy though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)
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You managed to purchase a house during this time of terror and woe? It is difficult to believe such things are even possible, with death stalking the very streets upon which we tread!

Congratulations!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (WEBkv)

269 208
202 186

Who in the fuck attacks a 5 week old baby?

the same people who make it "comfortable" whilst they decide if they will kill it or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched

I say, I do like the cut of the jib of this man. I think I can find a place for him at one of my clinics.

Posted by: Gov Jolsen McKlansrobe at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (MVR7y)

270 Bidding starts at $500, for the Omega.

Do I hear a bid?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (QzJWU)

400 for the hambeast. There's a vast amount of protein-rich dog food there.

Posted by: trev006 at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (WIraL)

271 Dolley and I have actually grown more affectionate with the move and lock in. It's nice.

Unpacking's gonna take a while...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

Not to scare you off or anything, but we moved here in 1988 and we are still looking for one box we know we packed but still can't find.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (GhGb5)

272 21 The first thing I always look for in a mate is if he paints his fingernails black

Face and neck tattoos should always be taken as a warning.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (bML9A)

273
Soothie's Wacky Tales of the Skies!

British Airways flight 5390 from Birmingham, England to Spain on June 10, 1993 carrying 81 passengers and 6 crewmembers ran into a bit of trouble.

Thirteen minutes into the flight as the plane was 17,000 feet above the ground, one of the front windshields blows out. The sudden decompression sucks the captain halfway out the window and rips the cockpit door (to the cabin) off its hinges.

The captain, who is now outside up to his waistline of the 345mph-travelling plane has his feet tangled in the control yoke, pushing the plane into a nose dive. The outside air temperature is 1 degree. Pressed up against the throttles is the detached cockpit door. The co-pilot cannot control the plane.

Two flight attendants enter the cockpit and try to help de-tangle the captain's feet and legs from the control yoke and finally manage to do so. The co-pilot radioes "Mayday" and requests air space over a busy part of England but the noise is so great he cannot hear ATC's (air traffic control) responses.

Another flight attendant, a man, enters the cockpit and gets the door off the throttles. The co-pilot has now stabilized the plane. The flight attendants, who are holding the captain's lower body as it slips out the window further, discuss releasing the captain's body but the co-pilot orders them not to because the body might get sucked into the engine causing catastrophic damage.

After slowing down the plane's speed, the co-pilot was able to hear ATC and receive guidance for the nearest available runway.

22 minutes after the windshield blowout, Flight 5390 landed safely at Southhampton, England. Everyone on board survived. Including the captain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (aw1me)

274 Minfidel at 257 - I'm REALLY glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that.

Posted by: PabloD at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (F1m5e)

275 May a suggest the auction be for one, each, not concluded until the sum of all are auctioned off.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (wXw18)

276 A stamp dedicated to Gwen Ifill?

As he might say: "Worth it, to realize that partisan hack is dead"

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 03:08 PM (3aI0K)

___________

Imma gonna collect a bottle of urine and save it to celebrate the release of the Sam Donaldson stamp.

*looks online* Damn, that asshat is still alive. Almost as depressing as this post.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (j9N+z)

277 261---Screw their frustrations. Nobody gets to hurt a baby.
Posted by: Cosda at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (oXedo)
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Wanna bet ?!?

Posted by: Governor Coonman Northam at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (M/9m0)

278 Dolley and I have actually grown more affectionate with the move and lock in. It's nice.

Unpacking's gonna take a while...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)
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Working on the spare child? Always nice to have an extra if something happens.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM (WEBkv)

279 268 He says so. I don't know champagne and haven't looked it up. It'll probably get me tipsy though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)
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You managed to purchase a house during this time of terror and woe? It is difficult to believe such things are even possible, with death stalking the very streets upon which we tread!

Congratulations!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:25 PM (WEBkv)

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Well, we signed and our buyers signed before everything started. It was a 45 day close, so we were just waiting for something to destroy the whole process along the way.

It's all good, though, except the builders forget to install internet connections in the house. That was a fun conversation because he went from concealed irritation with us because we couldn't find the plug to abject apologizing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:27 PM (UWqZJ)

280 They seem like a normal family to me.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 17, 2020 03:27 PM (EgshT)

281 willowed

89 53 Sundown is the common term used to describe elderly people with dementia whose cognitive abilities worsen in the evening starting at sundown. Many of them become restless start wandering or become violent. There typically called sundowners.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (gvLkZ)

Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (r28kI)

282 On a lighter note, my daughter won second place in a young author contest at her school. Principal came and taped the ribbon to our door this morning.

that's awesome Mr Lowell!

congratulations to your daughter!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked

Nice !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (arJlL)

283
Incidentally, the cause of the loss of the windshield was Maintenance using the wrong size (too short) screws when they had just replaced it 27 hours earlier.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (aw1me)

284 >>Mom can be horrible and I don't think it's a stretch to assume that. However, a young guy signing up to be a quarter-cuck can just leave and quarter-cuck somewhere else... that and 500 different choices before beating a baby.

Agreed. Just commenting on how the set-up is ripe for this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

285 Uh, no. This is a guy who needs to find out more about broken bones. A LOT more. And at firsthand.

Naw, one has to live awhile to really appreciate broken bones. Now, burns, on the other hand...

Posted by: the banned's spine knows at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (ncpbL)

286 This story is disgusting on every level. The baby has a grandmother who hopefully can take the kid away from those animals.
Posted by: Cosda at April 17, 2020 03:10 PM (oXedo)

Of course, she produced one of the people that caused this situation so maybe she isn't the best choice herself.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (eoQWY)

287 "The mom is utterly blameful. She should never be allowed near that kid
again, but I bet she'll get custody "on condition that she sever her
relationship with Baucom," which is pathetic but all I expect."

except it was not reported for a few days? That makes them all guilty ... in my view, hard to excuse that. A real parent doesn't look the other way even once. The abuser should have immediately been hauled away in cuffs ... but this five seems to have had "solidarity" that was a crazy as their 5-way "marriage", or whatever they called it.

Fine, make them all accountable for the neglect, if not for the direct abuse.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (Cus5s)

288 Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q.

Yes, very much so. My mother in law was like that. It was awful.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (BLT3V)

289 Although they should each be sentenced to dig their own pit, I doubt any of them could work a shovel for even five minutes, straight.

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (QzJWU)

I'll assist them with the digging, if that'll help move things along faster.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM (YqDXo)

290 Naw, one has to live awhile to really appreciate broken bones. Now, burns, on the other hand...
Posted by: the banned's spine knows at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (ncpbL)
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There's always breaking again at 5 weeks in the 6 week healing process.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM (WEBkv)

291 Felicitations on your new domicile, TJM!
May it be the abode of happiness and health.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM (G546f)

292 3/12 occurred
3/15 at hospital
3/17 mom calls cs

Makes no sense. The injuries were readily apparant. Where the hell was mom?
Posted by: MHK

Under the three other guys?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM (NNh6R)

293 What's hubby going to do, anyway? Say no? Say bye bye to marriage and house.

I came home one night from work and there was a note on the fridge that said she was "Going to California to find herself". I got so upset that I ripped up the note and threw it away. I haven't heard from her since.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (r6GXX)

294 Dolley and I have a nice bottle of champagne to pop open tonight from our realtor. We made him a lot of money this week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

Congrats James Monroe !

Regards to Dolley !

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (arJlL)

295 Kristol, French, Sykes, and AllahPundit sharing Jennifer Rubin.

And now I have some mind bleach to sell you.

Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (V5EEH)

296 295 Kristol, French, Sykes, and AllahPundit sharing Jennifer Rubin.

And now I have some mind bleach to sell you.
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (V5EEH)

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It's a racket, I tells ya!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)

297 281---Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (r28kI)
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Serious answer: YES.

(Although it should be noted that there are perfectly healthy, young moonbats who do that too.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (M/9m0)

298 Although they should each be sentenced to dig their own pit, I doubt any of them could work a shovel for even five minutes, straight.

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2020 03:23 PM (QzJWU)

I'll assist them with the digging, if that'll help move things along faster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Fuck digging. They're not worth my energy. Besides, buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (NNh6R)

299 Everyone gets frustrated with crying babies that won't sleep. It's important that their caregivers are deeply, deeply in love with the child so that bad things don't happen in those moments.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (yL25O)

Part of the reason baby is crying is likely the last beating you gave her.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

300 284
>>Mom can be horrible and I don't think it's a stretch to assume
that. However, a young guy signing up to be a quarter-cuck can just
leave and quarter-cuck somewhere else... that and 500 different choices
before beating a baby.

Agreed. Just commenting on how the set-up is ripe for this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)

Monday Morning Quartercucking. That's what they do at Bull Work.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (KnJdm)

301 I'll assist them with the digging, if that'll help move things along faster.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM

Give them flying lessons.
If they learn to fly before they hit the water ...

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (r6GXX)

302 I came home one night from work and there was a note on the fridge that said she was "Going to California to find herself". I got so upset that I ripped up the note and threw it away. I haven't heard from her since.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (r6GXX)

Great. Another ding-a-ling moving to California.

(Not hearing from her is probably a plus.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

303 argumentative, bordering on rage

Is a mental disorder.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:33 PM (wXw18)

304 301
I'll assist them with the digging, if that'll help move things along faster.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:30 PM

Give them flying lessons.

If they learn to fly before they hit the water ...

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2020 03:32 PM (r6GXX)

. . . then bullet-catching lessons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2020 03:33 PM (KnJdm)

305 The sad and horrific thing about this story is that there are dozens of similar stories of abuse that occur daily . I believe there is a special place in hell for those abusers. I complain about CPS but they have a most difficult job in so many ways.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (ziriD)

306 303 argumentative, bordering on rage

Is a mental disorder.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:33 PM (wXw1

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Take that back!

Let's go outside and settle this with our fists!

Or a pushup contest!

Hey! Fat!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)

307 Shit, finger just brushing vid started it, but twatter vids of cute animals wont play on this device. Need some cute animals vid about now, like funny walk caique parrot.
Have had annoying parrots for decades and never struck one, and they are "terrible two" their whole life.

Posted by: getting the banned in tears at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (ncpbL)

308 288---Yes, very much so. My mother in law was like that. It was awful.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (BLT3V)
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My MIL too --- and it broke my heart. We had always been on good, loving terms and then the mind went.
Yes, it's awful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (M/9m0)

309 I thought about this. The guy who hurt the baby should be killed. The rest jailed, seize all their assets, create a trust fund for the baby and find a safe home for her.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (EMVbE)

310 14 Over the past 15000 years humanity has figured out what behaviors work and which ones don't, why do we insist on testing the known failures
Posted by: Jean

I guess it's our overweening arrogance - "We're so much smarter than our ancestors!"

Sometimes, I wonder why God doesn't end this experiment and start over.

Posted by: Dianna at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (kiM40)

311 Minfidel at 257 - I'm REALLY glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that.
Posted by: PabloD at April 17, 2020 03:26 PM

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (gLvCH)

312 I would think the hospital would have called child services.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 17, 2020 03:35 PM (Xt7n2)

313 How did nature, with all of its tornadoes, miss this particular trailer park?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2020 03:35 PM (rBtIz)

314 seize all their assets, create a trust fund for the baby and find a safe home for her.
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I don't think there are many assets there to seize, unless you consider bongs, rolling papers and macaroni and cheese "assets."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

315 313 How did nature, with all of its tornadoes, miss this particular trailer park?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2020 03:35 PM (rBtIz)

============

Well, hurricanes haven't made landfall in Florida in a while...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (UWqZJ)

316 I would think the hospital would have called child services.

To busy in the search for ventilators.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (EgshT)

317 >>>I don't think there are many assets there to seize, unless you consider bongs, rolling papers and macaroni and cheese "assets."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

It didn't appear as if any in the group had a job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:37 PM (wXw18)

318 Everyone gets frustrated with crying babies that won't sleep. It's important that their caregivers are deeply, deeply in love with the child so that bad things don't happen in those moments.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 17, 2020 03:20 PM (yL25O)

in ye olden dayes, having the baby cared for by a wet nurse helped create devotion on the part of the caregiver, since the biochemistry of breastfeeding helps create that bond

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 03:37 PM (G546f)

319 Look, Fat.

These are the poster kids for forced sterilization.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 17, 2020 03:37 PM (+0AKE)

320 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tPS_EziQIog

Funny caique walk.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: banned watching the birdie at April 17, 2020 03:37 PM (ncpbL)

321 317
>>>I don't think there are many assets there to seize, unless
you consider bongs, rolling papers and macaroni and cheese "assets."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

It didn't appear as if any in the group had a job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 03:37 PM (wXw1

Then who mucks out the stall and hoses down the heifer?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2020 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

322
Arrest them all. Try them all. Execute them all.

What a freakish hell in which to raise an infant, toddler and child.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

323 Disgusting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2020 03:38 PM (o2MD2)

324 89 53 Sundown is the common term used to describe elderly people with dementia whose cognitive abilities worsen in the evening starting at sundown. Many of them become restless start wandering or become violent. There typically called sundowners.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (gvLkZ)

Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q.
Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (r28kI)

I have a woman and her husband who rent a small place from me, both in their 60's. She was quite outgoing and friendly until a bad stroke put her in a wheel chair about a year ago. I was just telling my wife that when I see them, over the last 3 months she has started to act noticeably withdrawn and surly when I see her. I am starting to suspect sundowning, and I can't be mad at her, since it is so very sad to see her going down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (V2Yro)

325 Well at least there's a back up to the back up to the back up father. Sick fucks. Someone should piñata this sack of shit. That baby should be put into a loving home. I hope it can recover. There's like, what 5 of you freaks? Ya couldn't take shifts? I mean you obviously did banging Rolly Polly Olly. you have 3 times more help than most parents. You people all suck at life and are fucking ugly to boot. I hope she eats all of you and then she gets hit by a big truck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (gLvCH)

326 I think we deserve some WiiFit Girl after this post.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (dfRN6)

327 Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 17, 2020 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

Those assholes gotta pay the bills so drain their accounts and if their on the dole, leave it running until the limit hits and put it directly in the trust.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (EMVbE)

328 Why is the baby still in the 'care' of these freaks? Why hasnt the baby been placed under the care of the grandmother? Nothing in the article that I saw explains who is now responsible for this child! So I have to assume that the so called mother keeps the baby. At least the grandmother seems to have love for this innocent child!! God almighty the future of pain and suffering that awaits this innocent kid because the law protects the 'rights' of these freaks!!

Posted by: Floridachick at April 17, 2020 03:40 PM (8QbM9)

329 What I find bizarre about this household, okay, well, it's a bazaar of bizarre, is that any one of the guys involved, if they cleaned themselves up and got a job, could easily do better than the gal they're with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (WEBkv)

330 effen immediately ALLL China Diplomats will be temperature checked anally...Daily....
That includes Feinstein..

Posted by: corky muldoon at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (uSdpa)

331 Over the past 15000 years humanity has figured out what behaviors work and which ones don't, why do we insist on testing the known failures
Posted by: Jean

I guess it's our overweening arrogance - "We're so much smarter than our ancestors!"

Sometimes, I wonder why God doesn't end this experiment and start over.
Posted by: Dianna

He's *cough Covid cough* trying.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (NNh6R)

332 Yes, very much so. My mother in law was like that. It was awful.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 17, 2020 03:29 PM (BLT3V)

Thanks. I may be starting down on the beginning of that...

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (r28kI)

333 310

Sometimes, I wonder why God doesn't end this experiment and start over.
Posted by: Dianna at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (kiM40)

Only because He promised not to do it again after the last time.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (yOssP)

334
>What's hubby going to do, anyway? Say no? Say bye bye to marriage and house.

I came home one night from work and there was a note on the fridge that said she was "Going to California to find herself". I got so upset that I ripped up the note and threw it away. I haven't heard from her since.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 17, 2020 03:31 PM (r6GXX)

Great. Another ding-a-ling moving to California.

(Not hearing from her is probably a plus.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 17, 2020 03:33 PM

Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: The Petersons (Drew and Scott) at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (r6GXX)

335 Then who mucks out the stall and hoses down the heifer?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 17, 2020 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
--------------

Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:42 PM (WEBkv)

336 Sometimes, I wonder why God doesn't end this experiment and start over.
Posted by: Dianna at April 17, 2020 03:34 PM (kiM40)

Only because He promised not to do it again after the last time.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (yOssP)

Next time is the big one. He's hoping we figure shit out before he needs to.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 17, 2020 03:42 PM (O4K4J)

337 Solitary confinement needs to be denied to this fugger.

Posted by: Drider at April 17, 2020 03:42 PM (R/UH9)

338 I think we deserve some WiiFit Girl after this post.

https://youtu.be/v31qxrXsxv0

Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 03:42 PM (YYlyE)

339 I think we deserve some WiiFit Girl after this post.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (dfRN6)
++++++++++++
How about now?
https://youtu.be/cZ3hxS8yw2g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (hYcqw)

340 the "man" who inflicted the injury to the child should suffer the same exact injuries.

I'm sure bubba would be happy to help.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

341 Biden has been 'sundowning' since at least 1988.

He angrily challenged a guy to an IQ test as he lied about his educational resume.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (ziriD)

342 oops. I may be starting on the RECEIVING end of that rage...

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (r28kI)

343 in ye olden dayes, having the baby cared for by a wet nurse helped create devotion on the part of the caregiver, since the biochemistry of breastfeeding helps create that bond

Me own mentally ill mum would rage on me growing up because she was jealous of wet nurse (mid 1950s). Wish I could have found her as adult to thank her for the love, some of the only I got then.
Mum? "I had to trick your father to get you". Does not every boy long to hear that from their ma? And often?
Shit.

Posted by: banned tales at April 17, 2020 03:44 PM (ncpbL)

344 Biden has been 'sundowning' since at least 1988.

He angrily challenged a guy to an IQ test as he lied about his educational resume.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (ziriD)

Exactly. Biden has always been a stupid, arrogant liar. But now he's also a stuttering, incoherent one.

Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 03:44 PM (V5EEH)

345 329 What I find bizarre about this household, okay, well, it's a bazaar of bizarre, is that any one of the guys involved, if they cleaned themselves up and got a job, could easily do better than the gal they're with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 03:41 PM (WEBkv)

I must beg to differ. They all have "incel" written all over them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

346 https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1250800441744658432

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (EMi53)

347 I think we deserve some WiiFit Girl after this post.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2020 03:39 PM (dfRN6)

++++++++++++

How about now?

https://youtu.be/cZ3hxS8yw2g

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (hYcqw)

===
"COMMENTS ARE TURNED OFF"
I wonder why?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

348 **Takes WiiFit Girl links, sidles off to bunk...**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (dfRN6)

349 ....As Biden lied about his educational resume. And they weren't minor lies. They were lies of a psychopath.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (ziriD)

350 Scored a 20 pack of Scotts tp, didn't need it but wasn't passing it up in case I need to bartering for food or ammo.

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (ZCEU2)

351 342 oops. I may be starting on the RECEIVING end of that rage...
Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:43 PM (r28kI)
-----------------------------------------------
Heh. We knew it wasn't you!
People who get surly-senile have no self-awareness about it. None.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (M/9m0)

352
Wholly Kau!!!

Wheel up a Wood Chipper and feed the whole lot of them into it.

Except, the baby. Find a nice foster home for him.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2020 03:46 PM (z0XD8)

353 Had anyone noted that these people will see more punishment than the ones who actively engaged in the coup?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 03:46 PM (41rs/)

354 Didn't we come across this one short of a 6 pack some time ago?

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 03:47 PM (ZCEU2)

355 Good grief, I can just picture them all crowded around her humping away like dogs.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

356 350 Scored a 20 pack of Scotts tp, didn't need it but wasn't passing it up in case I need to bartering for food or ammo.

Dude, what do you think this is, 22LR? Come on, for 223 you're gonna have to fork out a whole lot more than that.

Posted by: JEM at April 17, 2020 03:48 PM (8erNz)

357 Well, judging by the pics of the assembled cuckolds, it would appear that Napoleon Dynamite, his brother Kip and their assembled cousins finally scored a broad.

Yeah, i know- Kip scored Lafonda. No way she stuck around.

Posted by: secret squirrel at April 17, 2020 03:48 PM (xyImL)

358 353 Had anyone noted that these people will see more punishment than the ones who actively engaged in the coup?
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 03:46 PM (41rs/)

someone who hurts a baby deserves to be killed on the spot. The coup plotters are bad, but this worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2020 03:48 PM (V2Yro)

359
It is socialization that keeps us from acting like animals.

When somebody flouts well accepted social conventions like monogamy, you have to wonder WTF other social taboos they are capable of breaking.

We have foxes that run around where we live. Every few years a mating pair will have their kits playing where we can see them out our windows. That prompted me to read up on how foxes live. The description of their social behavior I read was nauseating. It turns out shit like this is the rule rather than the exception in the animal kingdom.

Posted by: fktheleft at April 17, 2020 03:48 PM (I54dk)

360 239
Adoption is so damn difficult, with all the legal hoops, FBI/state/local
investigations/fingerprinting/background checks, meetings with social
workers, the mindblowing amount of money you pay, the waiting, I've went
through it all with a wonderful amazing loved child now.

_________

Sounds like our pet adoption of two sibling cats from a pet rescue organization in California nearly 20 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 03:49 PM (j9N+z)

361 I just realized that Ace seems to be using atheist as a pejorative in the headline.

Interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

362 All the wrong people get Covid.

Well, not ALL the wrong people.

Posted by: MJ at April 17, 2020 03:49 PM (gAMkn)

363 Not much news gets my BP up anymore. Signing off computer now.

Posted by: Citizen at April 17, 2020 03:49 PM (ldmQR)

364 >>People who get surly-senile have no self-awareness about it. None.

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh look, pudding.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

365 Nothing more American than truckers. Thank you folks!

Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

366 Judging by a sidebar item Florida doesn't have the highest quality sheriffs. Are they all Florida men?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 03:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

367 This story has a lot of parallels to our intelligence agencies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2020 03:50 PM (vIjP2)

368 When a porky kielbasa queen is getting boned by 4 dorks and still isn't satisfied you know she's got #5 in the shadows. Those poor fellas.

Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (95j/9)

369

Over 350 comments and still talking about this post?

Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (HTJUH)

370 New prime time sitcom on CBS this fall...My Four Cucks

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (u6xw0)

371 Scored a 20 pack of Scotts tp, didn't need it but wasn't passing it up in case I need to bartering for food or ammo.

Dude, what do you think this is, 22LR? Come on, for 223 you're gonna have to fork out a whole lot more than that.
Posted by: JEM

I have a 32 pack Northern, 2 3-pak wet wipes, box of flushable wet wipes, and 4 N-95 masks.

Willing to trade for 80 acres and a cabin w/stocked pond.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (NNh6R)

372 Heh. We knew it wasn't you!
People who get surly-senile have no self-awareness about it. None.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2020 03:45 PM (M/9m0)

Ain't it da truth.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:52 PM (r28kI)

373 someone who hurts a baby deserves to be killed on the spot. The coup plotters are bad, but this worse.

-

In the words of AL Bundy, "deserves got nothing to do with it."

And I don't disagree, but it's funny to realize. These horrible people will get 45 days of community service or the like, and it will still be more than the government agents engaged in a coup using their federal power against private citizens and voters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 03:52 PM (41rs/)

374 350 Scored a 20 pack of Scotts tp, didn't need it but wasn't passing it up in case I need to bartering for food or ammo.
====
You're doing it wrong. Have ammo, will take food and TP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2020 03:52 PM (pw+jk)

375 New prime time sitcom on CBS this fall...My Four Cucks

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (u6xw0)
====Opening of show has four pairs of clogs keeping time to a DISCO song.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2020 03:53 PM (pw+jk)

376 375 New prime time sitcom on CBS this fall...My Four Cucks

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (u6xw0)

==========

Wasn't that The Big Bang Theory?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 03:54 PM (UWqZJ)

377 What a weird feeling when you start the post expecting something funny/goofy/silly then realize what it's really about.

Prayers for that poor baby.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 17, 2020 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

378 Her shirt shouldn't day
Pink it should say Oink

Posted by: fox at April 17, 2020 03:54 PM (hdFyL)

379 New prime time sitcom on CBS this fall...My Four Cucks

Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (u6xw0)/i]

4 Cucks and an Abused Baby.

Coming to a theater near you.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

380 say not day

Posted by: fox at April 17, 2020 03:55 PM (hdFyL)

381

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

382 Damn fingers.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Pretty sure "deserves got nothing to do with it" was Bill Munny to Little Bill in Unforgiven.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 03:56 PM (87EdW)

384 Did somebody say Wii Fit Girl?
How about Wii Fit Yoga with Gamer Girl?
SFW sort of

https://tinyurl.com/ycqeazwv

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

385
And I don't disagree, but it's funny to realize. These horrible people will get 45 days of community service or the like, and it will still be more than the government agents engaged in a coup using their federal power against private citizens and voters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 03:52 PM (41rs/)

I'm hoping that this cuck's recent found fame means that should he get a lenient sentence for beating the snot out of that kid means he'll suffer the same wounds sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

386 Over 350 comments and still talking about this post?
Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 03:51 PM (HTJUH)

Well, I DID just read that our county is not showing disproportional cases of WuFlu in communities of color. Which they determined is because of inequality of testing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

387

Was this your Saturday morning in the 70's?

https://youtu.be/aiovit5r04g?t=39

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 03:57 PM (aw1me)

388 Did somebody say Wii Fit Girl?
How about Wii Fit Yoga with Gamer Girl?
SFW sort of

https://tinyurl.com/ycqeazwv

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

Change to hooktube so you don't have to "sign in to confirm age."

She's clothed.....just not all that much.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

389 293 What's hubby going to do, anyway? Say no? Say bye bye to marriage and house.

I came home one night from work and there was a note on the fridge that said she was "Going to California to find herself". I got so upset that I ripped up the note and threw it away. I haven't heard from her since.

Lucky- mine took 60% of everything and I got to re-mortgage the house.

Posted by: free tibet at April 17, 2020 03:58 PM (CL76w)

390
Do I hear a bid?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

=========

I honestly think you're onto something there, except that of course, you know...

Maybe auction off the rights or hold a lottery to read out the sentencing order.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (G51Gf)

391
I have a 32 pack Northern, 2 3-pak wet wipes, box of flushable wet wipes, and 4 N-95 masks.

Blues Brothers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (aKsyK)

392 that dumb bitch.

I'll leave it up to you to decide who I'm talking about.

Posted by: Jimmy Crack Corn at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (6MoD2)

393 >>> Sundown is the common term used to describe elderly people with dementia whose cognitive abilities worsen in the evening starting at sundown. Many of them become restless start wandering or become violent. There typically called sundowners. Posted by: Jen the original at April 17, 2020 01:41 PM (gvLkZ)

>>>Do they get argumentative, bordering on rage, when you disagree with them? Serious q. Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 17, 2020 03:28 PM (r28kI)
======
I first learned about sundown syndrome many years ago while working part-time at a nursing home. One of the male residents was very gentle and sweet during the day. After dark, however, he was inclined to wander the halls, enter women's bedrooms, and whack heads with his walking cane while the women were sleeping. Consequently, the 3-11pm nursing staff restrained him in a wheelchair by their desk late evenings; then the 11pm-7am staff would restrain him in his bed until morning.

Posted by: Kathy at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (qv3wo)

394 Her shirt shouldn't day
Pink it should say Oink
Posted by: fox at April 17, 2020 03:54 PM (hdFyL)

It should be cowhide.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

395 Here's an interview with the WiiFit girl and her boyfriend (husband?)

https://youtu.be/UYryWQiai3E

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (CAJOC)

396
Blues Brothers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (aKsyK)

Should've finished with "It's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses...."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

397 I'll come back for the next thread. Not up to this one. Tears for that poor innocent baby.

Posted by: creeper at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (XxJt1)

398 San Quentin.

General population.

Permanent green dye in the hair like the picture to show how special he is.

Memo blast to the entire prison population. Incoming.

Posted by: RM at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (U3LtS)

399

rickb223

If you make that 160 acres, half woods half tillable less 10 pasture, 2 cabins and a springfed pond plus nice creek, I'll go halvesies.

Btw - saw the "Jealous" comment.
6 fillets for dinner last night and 4 smaller ones on a sandwich for lunch a bit ago.

Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (HTJUH)

400 I first learned about sundown syndrome many years ago while working part-time at a nursing home. One of the male residents was very gentle and sweet during the day. After dark, however, he was inclined to wander the halls, enter women's bedrooms, and whack heads with his walking cane while the women were sleeping. Consequently, the 3-11pm nursing staff restrained him in a wheelchair by their desk late evenings; then the 11pm-7am staff would restrain him in his bed until morning.
Posted by: Kathy at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (qv3wo)

Is that related to the setting of the sun, or is it just about becoming too tired to maintain self control?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 I must beg to differ. They all have "incel" written all over them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
---------------

The gal they are "with" makes it a low bar to hurdle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 04:03 PM (WEBkv)

402 New post. About Twitter NTers, but still has to be better than this topic, right?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (uquGJ)

403 What time of day is it when Hillary starts firing ashtrays around the room?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

404 6 fillets for dinner last night and 4 smaller ones on a sandwich for lunch a bit ago.
Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (HTJUH)

DAYUM! You hungry?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

405 >>> 391
I have a 32 pack Northern, 2 3-pak wet wipes, box of flushable wet wipes, and 4 N-95 masks.

Blues Brothers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!

Posted by: Major T J Kong at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (l6b3d)

406 What a terrible story to open the website to. Makes me sick.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (FTlwv)

407 The gal they are "with" makes it a low bar to hurdle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 04:03 PM (WEBkv)

Just look at the videos. It's ALL ABOUT her getting ALL of the attention. She's one seriously demented broad.

She needs help.

They need military training.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

408 400----Is that related to the setting of the sun, or is it just about becoming too tired to maintain self control?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
-------------------------------
I think it's both --- a combination of feeling morose (darkness and gloomy weather exacerbate that) and sheer fatigue.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (M/9m0)

409 Polyanduous its a common practice witha few Birds like the Phalarope and Jacana its papa bird who hatches the eggs and raises the young often on his own One Female may have up to Five to Six Males sitting on the eggs its also done by the Spotted Sandpiper

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (FLiOE)

410 What a good use for five bullets.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (AskOc)

411 Motherfuckers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) flexes his gripping hands at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (xIBU4)

412 Used to be called "pullin' a train" . . .

Posted by: Ned Reid at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (COCes)

413 JFCOAPS

Warn me before posting shit like that!

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (qZdIZ)

414 When I heard of this, trying to imagine the mechanics of it made me retch a bit in my mouth. I figured a batting order or a big orgy was the only way for those pathetic beta males to mount their in-house whale. It reminded me of this from the movie Dinner for Schmucks.

Don't look me in the eyes. It only puts me off.- Kieran, Dinner for Schmucks
My heart breaks for that abused child. If there were any justice in this world, he'd be burned at the stake. In nature, a lion that takes over a pride and ejects the former male, he kills the cubs sired by his defeated rival. We're supposed to be better than animals. Emphasis on supposed to be.

Posted by: Grizzledcoastie at April 17, 2020 05:13 PM (FMgad)

415 Disgust.

Posted by: Khun Tyrone at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (yE1ev)

416 -The 5-week-old girl's grandmother...

The heart weeps for the grandmother almost as much as for the baby.

Posted by: The Judge at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (GDjCl)

417 That entire freak show is like a real-life John Waters movie. They really might be the filthiest people alive.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at April 17, 2020 10:12 PM (JFCvK)

418 Why did I assume from the headline that this was a story about 5 never-Trumpers?

Posted by: Peachy at April 18, 2020 07:20 AM (tRsol)

419 It's a hoax.

Posted by: Art Deco at April 18, 2020 08:36 AM (1BrBu)

420 I think she's quite fetching. In a sit-stay-roll over sort of way.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 18, 2020 01:28 PM (06P2d)

421 Plot twist.

Alistair, her older brother, is Trans (which I announce in the most positive way possible, because I'm not a Transphobe).

Posted by: FrankRizzo at April 21, 2020 12:25 AM (v+yHz)

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