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Surprise: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker is Not Quarantining With His Alleged "Boo" Rosario Dawson
How long are we going to pretend along with this fiction?
You don't say.
Sen. Cory Booker and girlfriend Rosario Dawson are choosing to spend the coronavirus pandemic apart.
"We are so many thousands of miles apart. It's so challenging," Dawson told Entertainment Tonight recently...Yeah I'm sure you feel deprived of that volcanically-hot heterosexual passion you get from Cory Booker.
... The "Briarpatch" actress, 40, revealed that she and Booker, 50, had planned the "longest vacation ever" this month, but had to postpone indefinitely. "He's been campaigning the whole year and it was just only a couple of months since we started dating. So we’ve not really had a really good chunk of time together because of our work and our family and all the other things," she explained to the outlet.Uh huh. Rosario Dawson recently came out as LGBT, her disclosure conveniently timed after her extremely heterosexual "boo" Cory Booker had dropped out of the presidential race and no longer needed a beard.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 04:02 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zod at April 16, 2020 04:03 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: WOPR at April 16, 2020 04:04 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:04 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: WOPR at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
At upscale bathhouses?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (wXHOL)
Posted by: Zod at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (cGlgB)
First.
Posted by: WOPR at April 16, 2020 04:04 PM (J70i0)
To be honest, the sun rising in the east each day does that too.
Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (TB7HE)
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
You must be new here.
Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Everyone knows there are only two cities in Illinois. Chicago and Springfield. Three, if you count Skokie.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
Alternate post title:
Looks Like Homo Cory Booker and His Fake Girlfriend Rosario Dawson Will Continue Their Obviously Fake Romance Until Biden Chooses A Running Mate
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (NVYyb)
...
I read that last name as Krauthammer at first.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Yo! at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (uZuKb)
Kracklite's health deteriorates. Carrying around a gut of impacted intestinal plaque will do that to an architect.
Posted by: Zod at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Everyone knows there are only two cities in Illinois. Chicago and Springfield. Three, if you count Skokie.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
And Skokie only made it thanks to the Illinois Nazis.
Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (pw+jk)
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Oh fuck off
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (uEbPt)
Cannon fodder.
Posted by: Zod at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (3aI0K)
I am more confused than they are trying to follow this: Obviously gay man plays as a heterosexual while announced lesbian pretends to be his girlfriend.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (y7DUB)
Bill Bradley.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (EYsyU)
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Never. Its why you don't know of any founding father from New Jersey.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: C. Booker, Bug-eyed Freak at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (uEbPt)
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For her new series, Ahsoka, on Disney's streaming service, whatever it's called.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (kOpft)
Its a living, I guess
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (Q+tcv)
Posted by: Spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Captain Morgan at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (Xnmqv)
There's like, what, 10-15 cities that are holding back the entire rest of the USA??
Seems to me there's a very easy remedy here...
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2020 04:06 PM (Z4rgH)
There's a reason the couples who stay together in Hollywood usually have one spouse who is not in the business.
Posted by: WOPR at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (Up/Jb)
Which state is that? I have trouble keeping track
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++++
That right there lies the problem.
Our political and cultural elites - like actresses and politicians - look at this as a "vacation" (or a potential one).
It ain't. It's a damned disaster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (3aI0K)
...........
SELL! SELL! SELL!
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Your mom's tongue makes your anal fissure feel better, doesn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
She went on to explain to the outlet that "other things" that have kept them apart mainly include their respective homosexual-ness and same sex partners whom Cory insists they keep hidden because of his fierce but transparently fake heterosexual Spartacus-ness."
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (V+U0x)
Governor wolf will veto bill to re-open. Per Fox News.
Posted by: Spypeach
I dunno, that sure seems like political suicide, to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (uEbPt)
++++++++++++
Queerantining?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shep! at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: spindrift at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (XQpcb)
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Yo! at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (3aI0K)
...........
Why the fuck do they even close the DOW with all the after hours trading and corruption that goes on with the fucking stock market?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Everyone knows there are only two cities in Illinois. Chicago and Springfield. Three, if you count Skokie.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
Hey! We're a city!
Posted by: Champagne-Urbana at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Captain Morgan
I don't want a cure for anything that ales me. Beer makes me happy.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: AIDS at April 16, 2020 04:14 PM (I6zgo)
I'm shocked -- shocked! -- that a smart military blog like this would erase Rosario's queerness by dropping the Q from LGBTQ.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:14 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:14 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (uEbPt)
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That's extremely funny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Champagne-Urbana at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)
Not until you learn to spell. 2 more months in Karen's Happy Fun Kamps for you.
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM (RU4sa)
Everyone knows there are only two cities in Illinois. Chicago and Springfield. Three, if you count Skokie.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:07 PM (lwiT4)
Hey! We're a city!
Posted by: Champagne-Urbana at April 16, 2020 04:13 PM (kOpft)
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No, you're two cities... and one of you isn't even a city in Illinois...
(Um... Actually... it's spelled Champaign... #ComicBookGuy)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (CAJOC)
I've seen a more believable couple in a Clinton Campaign Ad!
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (I6zgo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:08 PM (3aI0K)
...........
Why the fuck do they even close the DOW with all the after hours trading and corruption that goes on with the fucking stock market?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Dang it. I got busy thinking about Booker being oh so straight and I forgot to buy!
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (Up/Jb)
Which state is that? I have trouble keeping track
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:11 PM (lwiT4)
PA. He's been a Gruppenfuhrer wannabe since the crisis started.
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (dLLD6)
I guess. He was kind of a douche for an NBA player who got away with it because everyone else on the Knicks was really good at their positions.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (sX1BW)
I know of one-John Witherspoon. Presbyterian Minister, born in Scotland. Didn't like the English,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
Interestingly, Bradley was talking about a new approach when dealing with China years ago. His position was that we should stop trying to solve our relationship with China militarily and instead fix our economy and use the power of our economy to confront China.
Sound familiar?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I always thought she was auditioning for the role of mooch.
Someone needs to tell her that she is not going to get a call back.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 04:09 PM (dLLD6)
Bill Bradley v Shawn Bradley
Discuss.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 16, 2020 04:17 PM (vGJY7)
In a couple of weeks, how are Democrats and Fake News gonna spin the fact that 3/4's of the USA is back to Normal (mostly) and people aren't dropping dead because of it?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:17 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at April 16, 2020 04:17 PM (bML9A)
Meh, they're both transmission sites.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 04:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: toddg at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (PoO61)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Brian Dennehy once turned down a role playing Cory Booker's Heterosexuality and when asked why he quipped 'Even I am not that good an actor.'.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (I6zgo)
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (1FhAQ)
This tyranny thing has been a real eye-opener for me. Who knew it was this easy?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (hIDvX)
You can't cry that your state is in the hole for billions of dollars and your residents are losing their homes because you didn't let people go out and work.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (4f9mN)
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If we actually include all the letters they want, we'd blow out the margins.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (kOpft)
Don Damned Lemon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Further showing why I don't miss cable TV one bit.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (miJU3)
It's pants wettingly funny. MORON WORTHY
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb96veac
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (gD6Ka)
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When were we doing that?
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (sX1BW)
The variable here is going to be American's pushing back. I guess we shall see.
Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (nw6Hr)
they'll find new ways to torture us
they've gotten a taste for it now
they won't stop until WE stop THEM
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
She has the sex appeal of a used condom.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (LxTcq)
So I said, "Let me guess: His parents were dysfunctional and/or abusive and divorced when he was 12."
He did a double-take and said, "He was 15 and they were both drug addicts, so they'd steal money from him. How'd you know?!"
I shrugged and said, "It's a common backstory for people like that."
Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the snow to melt at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Vanna White at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (r+sAi)
Don Damned Lemon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Me too. Damn I was pissed, can't catch a break for a second. Decided to have wine on the deck instead.
Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Bill Bradley was an NBA player and a somewhat likable guy.
When Bradley was young he was a devout Christian. He even used to hand out TRACTS for Christ.
When Bradley entered politics (as a Democrat), he renounced his Christianity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (Up/Jb)
Not allowed. Get back inside.
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:21 PM (sjdRT)
Even after looping it 20 times...oh please, I need to breath.
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 04:21 PM (gD6Ka)
https://tinyurl.com/ych9dztr
Someone on Twitter is a genius.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grannymimi at April 16, 2020 04:22 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 04:22 PM (UZ8BZ)
For the last 4 decades. We've been building our military with one large target being China.
Just because we haven't had a shooting war yet doesn't mean we weren't planning for one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
6pm
PDT
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I'm trying to figure out my beverage choice for this?
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 04:10 PM (kOpft)
Their streaming service is staffed by two Russian hookers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:21 PM (sjdRT)
hahah, Mr. Spypeach goes out and does the shopping because he knows I'll probably get arrested if someone says something to me about not wearing a damn mask. He's a good husband, he makes sure there's wine.
Posted by: spypeach at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (Up/Jb)
When Bradley entered politics (as a Democrat), he renounced his Christianity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (4f9mN)
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That I did not know. He ran for prezzy in, what, '88 or thereabouts?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (dfRN6)
I hate to harp on this Red Dawn fixation of mine but we might have to go all Wolverine on our own state governments.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (4f9mN)
For an extra 20 Rubles, they will cross the streams for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (I6zgo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (qmH6b)
"Sort of not really born not that way but also not either."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (gAXBD)
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Does it involve bunking with Lea Thompson in the mountains?
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (84Pcq)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (lwiT4)
At MOST, I would label her a butterface.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
She has the sex appeal of a used condom.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Go on . . . .
Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (KnJdm)
He shall live forever in our hearts and memes.
RIP
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Nice !
Yer job's turning you into an old softy !
Posted by: JT
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (arJlL)
New theory on the US response to the virus.
The Administration shifted from, its like the flu, don't worry, to locking down the country and suspending the Constitution, in about 2 weeks time.
THAT is when they found out this escaped from a bio weapons facility. They really thought it was a really dangerous bio weapon.
Its not. Its a shitty bioweapon. It doesn't kill very often.
But the administration didn't KNOW it was a crappy bio weapon, and thought we would really have to lock down.
Now? They are stuck. They gave Governors the ability to suspend Civil Rights, and can't walk that back without admitting they were wrong, as our Intel Communities seem to be more often than not.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (gAXBD)
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Brian was so big... they will count his as 17 deaths.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (nw6Hr)
As with most fiercely heterosexual couples, one of them enjoys penises and one prefers vaginas.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (m45I2)
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And they seem to start about 45 minutes late.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (sX1BW)
At some point--either before that or after, who knows, who cares--he became a public policy idiot. WRT China, Bradley was a naif.
Posted by: Zod at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (mht8P)
Same thing as Jonah Goldberg and his wife.
Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (sjdRT)
>>Their streaming service is staffed by two Russian hookers.
For an extra 20 Rubles, they will cross the streams for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2020 04:24 PM (I6zgo)
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20 rubles -- same as in Macedonian server farm town.
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (qmH6b)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (G1eBa)
When Bradley was young he was a devout Christian. He even used to hand out TRACTS for Christ.
When Bradley entered politics (as a Democrat), he renounced his Christianity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:20 PM (4f9mN)
My history teacher in high school claimed bradley was a closet fag. lol
They don't make teachers that way anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (9Om/r)
2000. He ran to the left of Gore. Bradley was for universal health care, higher federal minimum wage, gun control, etc.; the works. Probably inspired Dean's platform four years later too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (84Pcq)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (arJlL)
Apparently, everyone was waving Confederate flags and KKK symbols. And someone was seen handing candy to children.
Who knew there were so many racists in MI?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
Don't get it. Sorry. Is that Meghan McCain photoshopped up as some sitcom character?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (WI7YS)
Like Ace said we are forced to play along with this "Booker is heterosexual" garbage.
It's like being forced to play along with the trans people are totally normal bullshit. And the "feminists aren't dissatisfied bitches" bullshit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (jUVms)
I think that's a very plausible scenario Romeo - you can basically read what you're describing on PDJT's face - he does NOT have a poker face!
BUT - the admin can rein in these idiot governors. I hope they do. but honestly with Ohio about to open up, plus others, things are gonna change regardless of what Fuhrer Wolf and Nutjob Murphy want.
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (j9HX3)
Asking for Cory Booker.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (m/eiQ)
That is essential activity, my friend!
Posted by: Shep Smith, Anderson Cooper, and all other Cock Holsters... at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (jjaLl)
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I think that is mandatory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (WI7YS)
She's a Karen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Look at gossip magazines, do each other's hair and make-up and talk about boys.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (3aI0K)
I'm sure nobody would ever abuse this for memes.
avatar.joebiden.com
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
Pretty sure the restraining order says otherwise.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (SchxB)
I think that's a very plausible scenario Romeo - you can basically read what you're describing on PDJT's face - he does NOT have a poker face!
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I'm willing to entertain every conspiracy theory these days.
All seem plausible and believable to me.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (mht8P)
Yahtzee!
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Alliances of governors to say RESIST.
Corporate America saying no back to work unless TEST TEST TEST CERTIFY.
Local governments say ankle bracelets, tattooed info on arms, yellow star sewn to shirt, all if you test some way or another.
School saying OH NOES because governor says so.
We loves the science. Our science. If it safes one life, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (+fPHo)
The Administration shifted from, its like the flu, don't worry, to locking down the country and suspending the Constitution, in about 2 weeks time.
THAT is when they found out this escaped from a bio weapons facility. They really thought it was a really dangerous bio weapon.
Its not. Its a shitty bioweapon. It doesn't kill very often.
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Not a bad theory.
But the shift was more Media and Karen driven than anything.
They would have crucified Trump if he hadnt acted.
But I will guarantee you one thing.
If HILLARY had been President during this outbreak.... COVID would be called a VERY BAD YEAR FOR THE FLU..... on page 17 of the Times.
And that would have been the end of it.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (nw6Hr)
Apparently, everyone was waving Confederate flags and KKK symbols. And someone was seen handing candy to children.
Who knew there were so many racists in MI?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
Well, its not far from Illinois,
and you know all about those Illinois Nazis!
Posted by: Elwood Blues at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (NgKpN)
That I did not know. He ran for prezzy in, what, '88 or thereabouts?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Ahhh, 2000 or 04, I think.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (4f9mN)
When Bradley entered politics (as a Democrat), he renounced his Christianity.
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I think that is mandatory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (pw+jk)
Understood if he's an Episcopalian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (3aI0K)
We do not have a functioning IC, our IC functions using the WAG method of intelligence gathering.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (V+U0x)
Just once. Otherwise, you know.......
Posted by: Bosk at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (ABuva)
Millennial-ese for "beau", essentially, but with a more cutesy connotation.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Oh please, please look at this video.
It's pants wettingly funny. MORON WORTHY
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb96veac
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (gD6Ka)
Yeah, Dadasaur rocks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (KnJdm)
Yes; I got that part. What's the outfit and wig from?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (mht8P)
..........
Fart and giggle.
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
I'm sure nobody would ever abuse this for memes.
avatar.joebiden.com
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (ZGrMX)
Omg. That's meme-rich territory right there. I can see someone uploading Hitler pics, the banjo boy from Deliverance.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
So, all it takes to convince a President to suspend the Constitution he sword to uphold and defend,
Is bad Press?
I think its more.
Posted by: Elwood Blues at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Fish at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (f7UhB)
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gaylord at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 16, 2020 04:05 PM
What am I, steak tatare?
Posted by: Lance at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (DMUuz)
Big Corporation loves this shutdown. A lot of corporations are still operating, a lot of big corporations will get a bailout, and it's killing off their small-business competition.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: corn and beans at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (j9HX3)
Yes, that will be interesting. People going across state lines to retail outlets or perhaps sooner rather than later restaurants and what does the lock down state do? Are they really going to follow people across state lines ?
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
You would better serve your spicy snack needs by taking wavy Lays chips, drizzling Tabasco sauce on them, and sprinkling with ground red pepper. Much tasty plus burny.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (myjNJ)
of its employees will be furloughed due to revenue restrictions over
the Chinese virus pandemic.
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (3aI0K)
My DIL works at a small private college and her pay is cut starting in May. Daughter teaches nursing at local college but so far so good.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (cHFxe)
Posted by: Traditional Hormones at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (EgshT)
Turns out the state is basing decision making on the information from Institution for Heath Metrics, which is ted to University Washington and is using the infamous Murray modeling method. Looking at the current projections we are supposed to be at 60-70 deaths a day in mid April and increase to around 100 on May 1st. Actual deaths are in the 8-10 daily and headed down. The past projections completely miss the actual on both original model and updated ones. It is pathetic.
OK, as bad as that is, looking at their staff it is obviously mostly students with the professors to provide guidance and direction.Looks like an Obama For America staff meeting So our extended shutdown is Georgia is based on some grad and undergrad student and their profs from Seattle playing around with some model developed in England that was never been shown to be accurate.
Somehow, I'm not the least bit surprised. More pissed at our Georgia governor not being a little more skeptical. Based on these what I discovered, I don;t think our economic ruin will even save one child.
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (MxEKc)
(OK I know it is Wilford Brimley and not Brian Dennehy. It is still funny)
Stay turgid, Morons.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (qPMuh)
Posted by: Gaylord at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (QE8X6)
They take turns sodomizing each other?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (WI7YS)
I have no idea. It's just a joke because she's always scolding Trump supporters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (+oVP5)
Is bad Press?
I think its more.
Posted by: Elwood Blues at April 16, 2020 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
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Mebbe. I said it was a good theory. But a huge chunk of what going on is political.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (nw6Hr)
Bill seems like the guy that would work out a long-term, bulk purchase deal with a local bordello for his lockdown site
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (dYe5S)
Are they really going to follow people across state lines ?
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (Ozpxd)
Running toilet paper now becomes the new racket.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: The man who built a 1000 bridges at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (hIDvX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (cHFxe)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Hey, you would have weird eyes too if you got as much stuff squirted in your eyes as I do.
Posted by: Shep at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (0FTCx)
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Then they will start the firings as they will have a lot of dead weight to get rid of.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (4f9mN)
You've got it wrong. You need to demand he pick you up in a Trans Am, with a mustache and bellbottoms. And he has to hit on the cheerleaders.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (Z7lwY)
By the way, Debbie Dingel is very, very upset with the MI protesters.
Apparently, everyone was waving Confederate flags and KKK symbols. And someone was seen handing candy to children.
Who knew there were so many racists in MI?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, to be fair, I did try to spit on her from 2000 miles away.
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (qmH6b)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (Tnijr)
<<<<<<<
I can't wait.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (r+sAi)
I know! Margaret Sanger would be a great one. And Hunter's baby momma.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ladyl
I still think you're wonderful.
With a capital WOO-WOO !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 04:27 PM (arJlL)
JT!!! Dahlin!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (TdMsT)
The University of Oregon has announced that hundreds
of its employees will be furloughed due to revenue restrictions over
the Chinese virus pandemic.
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2020 04:29 PM (3aI0K)
STEM departments should reopen first, Grievance Studies last or never.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:23 PM (WI7YS)
Roger that, we'll provide him a complimentary can of shark repellent prior to his disembarking.
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours flight attendant at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (+oVP5)
Dude is gay, which is fine but you know how I know? I'd be quarantining myself balls deep in Dawson.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (cHFxe)
I'd be so far up in that, Hindu's be praying to us like Shiva.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
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The can outlast small businesses.
Juans Taco Shop will close.
Taco Bueno will carry on.
...and Taco Bueno sucks donkey balls.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (nw6Hr)
Me? Probably Harry Dean Stanton.
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Hey ... not a bad choice
I mean it means you get locked up ... checks out.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (myjNJ)
I agree. Thinking maybe they had only rumors of a bio-weapon and PDT had to make the tough call to shut down air travel. They got something solid later on and here we are.
Again , I really don't give a shit whether the Chicoms "meant to " or not. Bastards couldn't have hurt us more if they had nuked a small city.
How do we know that every flu season for the last 50 years or more wasn't a test run for these sick freak's bio-weapon trials?
They killed an active duty sailor on a combat ship and thousands of other Americans.
I don't want an explanation or an apology. I want vengeance.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (G1eBa)
taking wavy Lays chips, drizzling Tabasco sauce on them, and sprinkling
with ground red pepper. Much tasty plus burny.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2020 04:31 PM (myjNJ)
I am going to try this, thanks!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (jjaLl)
COVID-19!! She was in a nursing home. She was 108 years old.
Damn that plague!
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (oiNtH)
Boy, that Kenneth Copeland guy is a piece of work.
Wonder if Brian Dennehy could have played him in a movie.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (lg/F7)
That's a new one. I still like; whomever pulls me out would be crowned king of England
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (cHFxe)
You've got it wrong. You need to demand he pick you up in a Trans Am, with a mustache and bellbottoms. And he has to hit on the cheerleaders.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (Z7lwY)
Be a lot better if ya did...alright alright alright.
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (gD6Ka)
From the looks of her it appears to have been the perfect shot.
Posted by: Traditional Hormones at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (EgshT)
Public Funnyun eating flips your switch?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (Tnijr)
No kidding. Metro Atlanta has the largest number of sick, hospitalized, and dead.
Free the rest of Georgia!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/y7uqg9v6
Not just Karens but Adolphs and more.
I need more ammo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (mht8P)
So they finally have something to complain about?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (KnJdm)
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Avenge me boys! Avenge me!
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (sX1BW)
Rights, and can't walk that back without admitting they were wrong, as
our Intel Communities seem to be more often than not.
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I don't know about that. I think it's more infighting about who's in charge. Leftist organizations like the NBA and NCAA got the ball rolling on the closures followed closely by the democrat governors. Then everything snowballed psychologically.
But this has always been less about health issues than putting Cloward-Piven into practice.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM (Tnijr)
My County in Calif.
5 Corona deaths to date.
7 Suicides in that same period of time.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Is Rosario Hindu? I don't get the reference to Hinduism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (WI7YS)
.Who Are You Gonna Be If We Have To Go all Wolverine?..
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Im to old to be anybody but the Colonel.
"All that hate is gonna burn you up, kid."
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (nw6Hr)
Shut down Atlanta if you want Kemp but the rest of the state can't wait.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (Tnijr)
Move the state capital back to Milledgeville.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)
220
Dude is gay, which is fine but you know how I know? I'd be quarantining myself balls deep in Dawson.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:32 PM (cHFxe)
I'd be so far up in that, Hindu's be praying to us like Shiva.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
Besides needing a new monitor after reading that, people (whats left after we furloughed most of them) are looking at me wondering what is so funny
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (cHFxe)
That one's better. I just threw that together on the fly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm)
Who played the colonel? I should know this...
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (4f9mN)
https://tinyurl.com/y7uqg9v6
Not just Karens but Adolphs and more.
I need more ammo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (pw+jk)
Oops. It must have been pretty bad. The Nextdoor police have removed it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (4f9mN)
Werner Klemperer.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (hIDvX)
It's pants wettingly funny. MORON WORTHY
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb96veac
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 04:19 PM (gD6Ka)
It's pretty good.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (gAXBD)
Smell on a bus is bad enough without adding Funyuns to the mix.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (sX1BW)
COVID-19!! She was in a nursing home. She was 108 years old.
**********
Crap! Who's going to look after her parents now?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:33 PM (+oVP5)
..........
Getting down to the bottom of the pantry I see.
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
And NO ONE in DC was protesting the shut down orders as Unconstitutional.
Not Congresscritters. Not Press.
I find that very very troubling.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (NgKpN)
Powers Booth
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (nw6Hr)
I'd be so far up in that, Hindu's be praying to us like Shiva.Posted by:
flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:35
PM (KnJdm)
Is Rosario Hindu? I don't get the reference to Hinduism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (WI7YS)
Please don't make me explain this one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (hIDvX)
AND you can get a beer or margarita.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (mht8P)
This! Make the old mental asylum the Capitol building.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (ptqGC)
Check out this local FascitNextDoor thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y7uqg9v6
Not just Karens but Adolphs and more.
I need more ammo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (pw+jk)
Post removed
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (N39Ws)
Mayor Cocksucker Walsh of Boston: "We Stand Together...By Standing Apart"
I shit you not. That's the new official "Boston Strong."
And he's a fag, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (4f9mN)
Is Rosario Hindu? I don't get the reference to Hinduism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (WI7YS)
It has something to do with birthing a cow, I think.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (WX+x0)
I can neither confirm nor deny that hot and spicy Cheez-Its make a tasty breading for fried chicken parts.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Sex cams have been a thing for a while now.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (Y8PSl)
Oh yeah, Powers Booth, who is also mort.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (4f9mN)
266 I'd be so far up in that, Hindu's be praying to us like Shiva.Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)
Is Rosario Hindu? I don't get the reference to Hinduism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (WI7YS)
Shiva is the Destroyer.
So basically he's making a screen door in a hurricane reference.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)
NGU - were you able to submit your PPP loan application? Did you hear back from them? Our pretty much useless leadership got our application in today, but then I think I read that the money ran out. And of course the Dems won't vote on more.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)
I wondered if anyone would bring up his Gacy role. Dennehy was
interviewed on a Chicago radio show after Gacy was executed and he was
asked if he thought the execution was the right thing to do. Dennehy
replied, "I could pull the switch [on Gacy], go home and have a pizza
and a beer, and sleep like a baby."
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)
And who can forget when Klemperer played the Emperor?
Posted by: Caliban at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (QE8X6)
Posado's is a really good home town chain, now has about 25 outlets in Texas. I pick up fajitas from there occasionally.
Uncle Julio's in the DFW area has the best Margarita's ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (trdmm)
You don't have to explain it. I just don't get "Your dick being so far up her that would make you a Hindu God" I understood the one by Half African and the sword and King of England.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (4f9mN)
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He IS ????
Damn.... I did not know that.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
Probably Pritzker threatened to send all his corona sickees across the border into Indiana in buses if he does.
Posted by: corn and beans at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:36 PM (G1eBa)
And NO ONE in DC was protesting the shut down orders as Unconstitutional.
Not Congresscritters. Not Press.
I find that very very troubling.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM (NgKpN)
That's because they are all getting paid to not work.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)
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Oh no. I thought you had already sold your practice when you got called up?
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (MxEKc)
https://tinyurl.com/y7uqg9v6
Not just Karens but Adolphs and more.
I need more ammo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (pw+jk)
Oops. It must have been pretty bad. The Nextdoor police have removed it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
====Might have to be a member. It's still up there. About 35% are "CALL THE POLICE" and "What assholes" for having some people over.
Granted this is moonbat central Kalifornia but this has really opened my eyes. All leftists are fascist tyrants at heart, no exceptions.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (pw+jk)
**********
You could do a mash-up of Red Dawn and Cocoon, and have the Cubans invade The Villages.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (Tnijr)
They don't make teachers that way anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2020 04:26 PM (9Om/r)
Bradley, McGreevey and Booker walk in a gay NJ bar...
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (2DOZq)
COLONEL Klink outranked MAJOR Hochstetter, but Hochstetter abused the shit out of Klink.
I think it was anti-Prussian bigotry on the part of the Hessian major, but does anyone stand up for Prussian rights? Hell to the no!
There. Glad I got that off my chest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (LxTcq)
What the hell is a boo?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
___________
A boogieman in Maycomb, Alabama.
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (qmH6b)
Grumpy Old Wolverines
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (trdmm)
Texas born and bread La Hacienda Ranch lays claim to INVENTING the margarita. Or was that the margarita machine......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
So basically he's making a screen door in a hurricane reference.
Posted by: buzzion at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (Z7lwY)
Multiple arms. I'd be so far up in it, we'd appear to be one being with multiple arms, multiple arms being a thing with Hindu deities, Shiva just being a female exemplar. We'd be mistaken for Shiva, and Hindus would pray to us.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)
Me? Probably Harry Dean Stanton.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM
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Me I am gonna go Glorfindel. Elf Lord with two swords and I am gonna cut a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (lwiT4)
My applications were in on day 1. Got a criptic message the other day to update some info with a link that was non existent and after 4 emails to the bank and 2 phone calls, still noda nothing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)
...
So sorry to hear that.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (2DOZq)
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Bartender says . . . "you boys having the usual tonight??"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (nw6Hr)
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You could do a mash-up of Red Dawn and Cocoon, and have the Cubans invade The Villages.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (m45I2)
The Village?
Posted by: Prisoner Number 6 at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2020 04:37 PM (bDqIh)
Who would hire a tranny for a maid in the first place? You know that person is going to be trouble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (miJU3)
She and Flounder would be so intertwined, so they'd look like Shiva.
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (Tnijr)
Cripes we're in trouble
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (Tnijr)
COLONEL Klink outranked MAJOR Hochstetter, but Hochstetter abused the shit out of Klink.
I think it was anti-Prussian bigotry on the part of the Hessian
major, but does anyone stand up for Prussian rights? Hell to the no!
There. Glad I got that off my chest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM
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Hochstter was SS.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (u6xw0)
It's even funnier with the explanation. Lmfao
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (cHFxe)
I've been driving a Lincoln... long before anybody paid me to drive one.
I didn't do it to be coool...
didn't do it to make a statement... I just like it.
Posted by: Matthew McConogay at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
6pm EDT
PDT = President Donald Trump
163 6pm
PDT
Is 6pm PDT the same as 6pm EDT? White House says 6 Eastern
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
That was very good. Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (WI7YS)
Powers Boothe 1948-2017
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (4f9mN)
I just said we can agree to disagree and started talking about Leno's cars. (he was watching a show about Leno's garage.)
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (nvc6v)
Hochstter was SS.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (JUOKG)
And Klink was a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey hey hey, that's Brutally, Ferociously, OUTRAGEOUSLY Heterosexual Corey Booker to you, bub.
Posted by: joncelli, Social Distancing Expert
His testosterone levels are amazingly high for even the most masculine of men, but only if you count his stomach contents.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)
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So sorry to hear that.
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Too many in this country don't seem to care.
Its amazing how this country is putting up with this BS.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (+oVP5)
+++++++++++++
Deadwood? Garbage.
https://youtu.be/XH3fhPHsU0I
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (hYcqw)
message the other day to update some info with a link that was non
existent and after 4 emails to the bank and 2 phone calls, still noda
nothing.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (85Gof)
That stinks NGU. I'm afraid we're in the same boat. If Pritzger extends beyond the end of April, we're sunk.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (4f9mN)
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HEY!!! You Commies get off muh lawn!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (nw6Hr)
Later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (JUOKG)
Word...
Posted by: Teddy Sanders at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (WI7YS)
My pleasure.
Into everyone's life, a little sun must shine.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (yL25O)
Not worth plowing money in while I am on Active Duty. Unless the Landlord gives concessions, like using my security deposit for 2 months rent. We will see. I'd like to sue the State and Bank
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:46 PM (85Gof)
Thanks; I knew somebody had a rational explanation for the dick joke.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (WI7YS)
Me? Probably Harry Dean Stanton.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:34 PM
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Me I am gonna go Glorfindel. Elf Lord with two swords and I am gonna cut a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (JUOKG)
Moi? Athos.
Ambidextrous just like I actually am.
And I already own the swords.
Posted by: Prisoner Number 6 at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 04:40 PM
* sobs *
You armist!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Mr. George Baxter at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:47 PM (NgKpN)
PDT
Is 6pm PDT the same as 6pm EDT? White House says 6 Eastern
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 04:45 PM (UZ8BZ)
Absolutely
unless he deems it otherwise.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (Eicbe)
The PPP loan money is gone. First come first serve. It helps if you know people.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (Tnijr)
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Any bets on what the ratio is donkey-commie to republican in getting some money.
Sorry to hear NGU.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (dUJdY)
This sh*t is getting old.
My dog is avoiding me. This will be his third bath this week.
Here Joey. Come here boy! Who's a good dog???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (axyOa)
There was 349 billion in the first round. Nancy is holding up 250 billion, which is probably already mostly committed. After that who knows.
I submitted for PPP over a week ago. For a few days I got emails saying I was in the queue, then they stopped. My bank is not currently accepting applications.
The Federal Government promised help. You know how that goes.
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (Tnijr)
.......
Klink was a fag.
Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
Live-in handyman. He (she) came out as transgender after moving into the house with Rosario's family. He sued them for misgendering and refusing to use preferred pronouns and such. Really tawdry stuff.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (sX1BW)
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Um. Gestapo.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (Tnijr)
Well I have comfimation Numbers from day 1 that my applications are in, but then after uploading the required docs, dead silence
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (2DOZq)
Bartender says, " Murphy closed everything in the state down. I can't serve you.'
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 04:50 PM (gLvCH)
I think Chase will pay you to open an account.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:50 PM (d4edd)
And Klink was a colonel in the looftwaffer, so, like, not even a real colonel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:50 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Michigan Gov Whitmer Fascist at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (r+sAi)
Does anyone know if the President has the authority to release more funds through the Emergency Powers act? Since Pelosi won't cooperate?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)"
I hate to say it, but you might have to change your screen name.
I'm not making fun, it's just a bit of levity in a dark time. I've been trying to tell people for a month now that this was coming. I've been a bit sad this morning, I've always been involved in a lot of non-profit civic organizations here in my home town, and I'm realizing how many of them are likely to close down and take
years to get going again, if ever. If you've been in some, you know there's a board, there's activities you sponsor, there's a yearly calendar, it's like a train chugging along the track, you got it keep it going.
and now, all of it is coming to a dead halt, and people who were involved are drifting away and apart. it's going to take a huge effort to get these trains moving again, and a lot of them are finished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (84Pcq)
Matthew McConaughey and Judge Clay Jenkins were
Siamese twins separated at birth.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
No. Just unfortunate.
He tried to get laid often. The women just laughed it off.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Dont worry I'm sure Walz will save us all. Only #twomoreweeks
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (cHFxe)
Siamese twins separated at birth.
Alright, alright, alright!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (gAXBD)
I think Chase will pay you to open an account.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:50 PM (d4edd)
I'll bet some banks got more access to the cash, than others.
Big banks gotz it, small banks are out in the cold.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (NgKpN)
Siamese twins separated at birth.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (WX+x0)
I didn't think Matthew was a communist.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
departments would frequently arrange for all their gay and lesbian stars
to "go out" as couples and be seen together, so that Louella Parsons
and Hedda Hopper would write about the relationships, and convince
America that everybody was straight. This was absolutely common
practice. They even did it in England -- a good example being Charles
Laughton (gay) and Elsa Lanchester (probably lesbian) getting married,
to serve as each other's beards.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (N9G0H)
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A twofer.
Man was I ever naive about that in my youth.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (pw+jk)
You guys need to get together and vote those suckers out.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (lwiT4)
I'm reasonably sure the answer is No, he has not the authority. The Fed can do a lot of screwy things to pump money into the system, but they can't target it to specific businesses or programs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (trdmm)
26th! What the actual fuck! Our governor here has some coalition with
him and some other Midwest governors. We have a ton of people that live
in WI and work here. So our pile of shit will probably follow suit.
Probably. There's a gang of them coordinating. Including Illinois and Michigan.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (Tnijr)
Well I have comfimation Numbers from day 1 that my applications are in, but then after uploading the required docs, dead silence
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:49 PM (85Gof)
Our budget will be screwed for years to come, so fuck it. Trump needs to go full nuclear on Nanzi and the Democrats t this presser tonight, talking about how workers and businesses are suffering. Make the people understand WHO is holding up the freebies.
Speak their language.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
Lollipop by the Chordettes predated the "bubblegum" genre by at least a decade. Although it's syrupy sweet, it not part of that genre -- it's more in the '50s girl-group vocal harmony genre (which doesn't really have a name).
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (N9G0H)
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I have felt the same today as well.
I'm hoping tonight's briefing will pick me up, but I have a feeling I'm actually going to feel worse.
We'll hear about opening things back up, but it isn't going to be end of April.
I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rosario rosario dawson at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (gAXBD)
Oh I will struggle thru. Mostly just venting now..but I am real pissed. I am doing enough billable work and collecting enough to squeek by but All this "help" we were promised is damn lie...The people i see getting the Pay Check protection money are those with 3-400 employees and contacts at the bank...not "small" business like mine. What a line of crap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (85Gof)
Dont worry I'm sure Walz will save us all. Only #twomoreweeks
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM
Welcome to Walzie World! Sorry folks, state's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Michigan Gov Whitmer Fascist at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (r+sAi)
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They have six ways to Sunday to get back at you.
Posted by: Deep State Toady Charles Schemer at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (Eicbe)
Wasn't Gen. Burkhalter married to Klink's sister?
Just like how Boss Hogg was married to Rosco's sister Lulu?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (4f9mN)
We elected Keith Ellison and Ilhan Nur Omar. We basically told our state and the nation lolgetfucked
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (cHFxe)
He should use them to paint Nanzi and the democrats as obstructionists....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (lwiT4)
I'm reasonably sure the answer is No, he has not the authority. The Fed can do a lot of screwy things to pump money into the system, but they can't target it to specific businesses or programs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM (trdmm)
Funny how they can suspend all of OUR Civil Rights, yet still have to play by the DC rules themselves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (QzF6i)
"Back in the old Hollywood days, the studios' PR departments would frequently arrange for all their gay and lesbian stars to "go out" as couples and be seen together, "
Tom Hanks used to dress up as a chick on TV fyi.
Just saying. His wife is totally fake.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (N9G0H)
You're talking to a bot.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (Tnijr)
Moved a family trust account out of City when they went after illegals.
A VP called and I told him why. He said OK. OK from a VP?
Posted by: rosario rosario dawson at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (JFO2v)
If you want to estimate how much this shutdown is going to cost us, that's a quick and dirty way to calculate it - $1 Trillion for each week this goes on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (trdmm)
And NO ONE in DC was protesting the shut down orders as Unconstitutional.
I had held out some hope that you COULD argue that people were cooperating with the President's request to follow the guidelines.
Most states didn't go Nazi and start arresting people. Most states.
I was also hopeful when I saw Michiganders protesting their Pudgy Potentate - but then heard this morning that her voter confidence rating actually went up.
Now I am just sorta depressed and feel like the global leftist collective and their Chinese masters just kicked our asses.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (ZCEU2)
yes here also...thank G-D for root canals and broken teeth. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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Miss Dissed!
Posted by: Col Klink. at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (84Pcq)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (N9G0H)
Girl groups didn't do do wap.
This is girl group do wap
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (d4edd)
We have our own power grid, oil and a righteous attitude. We need your votes. And weapons.
God bless Texas.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (Tnijr)
My small bank got ate up in 2009 by a big bank, so I found another small bank.
It just 'merged' with a bigger bank. Not happy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (NgKpN)
26th! What the actual fuck! Our governor here has some coalition with
him and some other Midwest governors. We have a ton of people that live
in WI and work here. So our pile of shit will probably follow suit.
Probably. There's a gang of them coordinating. Including Illinois and Michigan.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM
Sorry for my language. It's really FUCKING odd because I don't remember getting to vote for any other Gov. Other than in Minnesota. Fucking coward Teletubby. This is bullshit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (+oVP5)
You know that such a person would likely be an incompetent handyman. Incompetent handymen frequently get electrocuted while changing breakers in the service panel; happens all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (miJU3)
I've been a bit sad this morning,
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I have felt the same today as well.
I'm hoping tonight's briefing will pick me up, but I have a feeling I'm actually going to feel worse.
We'll hear about opening things back up, but it isn't going to be end of April.
I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (sX1BW)
Maybe he'll follow-up with another presser tomorrow dedicated to schooling the MFM once again. Watching him run a train on CNN, PMSNBC and the others was glorious.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (gAXBD)
to release more funds through the Emergency Powers act? Since Pelosi
won't cooperate?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:51 PM
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Nope. He can't give them anymore $$$. Congress has to approve another package.
Anyone with two functional brain cells could see that the original amount wasn't even a tenth of what was going to be needed.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (JUOKG)
I guess someone used the last of the TP.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (MxEKc)
Truly sorry for your troubles and I pray it gets better but this is all Cloward-Piven in live action.
Plus crush all the middle and small businesses so only our corporate overlords will have a say.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (cHFxe)
If you want to estimate how much this shutdown is going to cost us, that's a quick and dirty way to calculate it - $1 Trillion for each week this goes on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (trdmm)
nope wrong wrong
the paycheck protection was only 350 billion
22 T economy divided by 52 week is 420 B per week.
Posted by: rosario rosario dawson at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (JFO2v)
I don't think people will put up with it btw.
Posted by: Michigan Gov Whitmer Fascist at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (4f9mN)
We have our own power grid, oil and a righteous attitude. We need your votes. And weapons.
God bless Texas.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (WX+x0)
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Yeah, but the grandbabies are nearby here.
Oldest daughter still lives in TX (Ft Hood).
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (RU4sa)
Man was I ever naive about that in my youth.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
Rock Hudson and Doris Day!
Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood!
Boy, did they fool America back then. People just couldn't even imagine these guys were gay. Never occurred to anyone.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 04:48 PM (Eicbe)
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: Rose Francais at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (r+sAi)
Fucking A. The Gov of WI just extended the stay at home order to May
26th! What the actual fuck! Our governor here has some coalition with
him and some other Midwest governors. We have a ton of people that live
in WI and work here. So our pile of shit will probably follow suit.
Probably. There's a gang of them coordinating. Including Illinois and Michigan.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 04:52 PM
Sorry for my language. It's really FUCKING odd because I don't
remember getting to vote for any other Gov. Other than in Minnesota.
Fucking coward Teletubby. This is bullshit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (gLvCH)
This could very well be the rallying cry for all of us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (N39Ws)
26th! What the actual fuck! Our governor here has some coalition with
him and some other Midwest governors. We have a ton of people that live
in WI and work here. So our pile of shit will probably follow suit.
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I'm sure the fact that they are doing this while Trump is talking re-opening is purely coincidental....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: ALH at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (Lhcx9)
Most states the group hardest hit is hospitality.
Here the only thing shut are gyms and hobby lobby.
mostly
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:58 PM (d4edd)
Plus crush all the middle and small businesses so only our corporate overlords will have a say.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (cHFxe)
Actually truth is I am in better condition than most. Just mostly pissed at my bank and the State for this shut down. Supermarkets are fuckin full but I can't treat patients? Don't tell me help is on the way and then disappear
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:58 PM (85Gof)
If it's any consolation though, you all will still be out before we are.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q)
We have our own power grid, oil and a righteous attitude. We need your votes. And weapons.
God bless Texas.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (WX+x0)
While I appreciate the offer and have great affection for Texas and Texans, I'm not ready to give up on my state. It's still mine.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (t+qrx)
did you know a lot went to colleges?!?!
I saw the numbers yesterday - Drexel and places like that got a TON of the PPP funds.
wtf?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (N9G0H)
Girl groups didn't do do wap.
This is girl group do wap
Posted by: Braenyard
No, Lollipop is not doowop. Not even close. Different genre -- same era, but different genre.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 04:54 PM (4f9mN)
I don't think so. Burkhalter kept trying to marry his sister off to Klink. Several times during the course of the series.
Posted by: zombie hauptman linkmeyer at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (/LQkF)
That's terrible, violating the social distancing rules like that!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)"
During normal times, banks are generally useless. In a crisis, they are worse.
For small business people, their home is their bank. The vast majority of small businesses are started with funds from a mortgage on the family home. As the business goes on, the main collateral for operating funds and expansion are backed by a mortgage on the house.
This is one of the reasons I've pushed for a program to pay off all mortgage debt. It's also the simplest, quickest and politician theft-proof way to flood liquidity to the middle class and small businesses.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (mrrpT)
Tab Hunter and Natalie Wood!
Boy, did they fool America back then. People just couldn't even imagine these guys were gay. Never occurred to anyone.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (N9G0H)
They were really good actors.
Nowadays, they wouldn't get any straight roles.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (Y8PSl)
stay away from moms assisted living
dont go to hospital
just go do what you want
if everyone did State would quit
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (JFO2v)
I've been a bit sad this morning,
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I have felt the same today as well.
I'm hoping tonight's briefing will pick me up, but I have a feeling I'm actually going to feel worse.
We'll hear about opening things back up, but it isn't going to be end of April.
I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 04:53 PM (sX1BW)
+++++I've been feeling like that too. Yesterday I was so optimistic that we would be reopening and then all these governors just jumped in and Oh No....May, June....next thing you know it will be July. I cannot be isolated like this for that long.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (QzF6i)
26th! What the actual fuck! Our governor here has some coalition with
him and some other Midwest governors.
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1. Drive to Madison
2. Beep
Posted by: Michigan at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (CqE5x)
I used to say that!
now we are planning on moving
to AZ tho
PA left me already. we've suddenly realized that WE are the odd ones out here. we don't belong.
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (j9HX3)
You know that such a person would likely be an incompetent handyman. Incompetent handymen frequently get electrocuted while changing breakers in the service panel; happens all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 04:56 PM (miJU3)
Fans in the bath tub
Look out jo
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (d4edd)
We have our own power grid, oil and a righteous attitude. We need your votes. And weapons.
God bless Texas.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM
I have family and a business here. It's tempting. I would miss all the lakes and forests etc. And yes even the seasons including winter although now it can GFY as I am done with it, ( I am an avid snowshoer etc.) But man I am tired of these fascistic pricks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (gLvCH)
>>I don't think people will put up with it btw.
I don't think Trump will put up with it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)
stabbing his father, cutting off his arms, and disemboweling him.
Was he wearing a mask????
Posted by: Karen at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (G1eBa)
Most states the group hardest hit is hospitality.
Here the only thing shut are gyms and hobby lobby.
mostly
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 04:58 PM
the cigar stores / tobacconists are closed
the pot shops are open
Posted by: AltonJackson isn't doing the
"consent of the governed" thingie
anymore
at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (CHi29)
Hot time, Summer in the city. Back of my ears are getting burned and gritty.
Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (EgshT)
that's WHY they're doing this!
they're trying to make it a fait accompli! we have to FIGHT them
and maybe hopefully the Prez can help us?
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (j9HX3)
That's terrible, violating the social distancing rules like that!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (gAXBD)
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Pro-quarantines just want to see people mutilated.
Posted by: The Gander at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: wth at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (N9G0H)
Nobody believed them, but as long as nothing was "proven" everyone could pretend along with Hollywood.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)
>>I don't think people will put up with it btw.
I don't think Trump will put up with it.
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People are putting up with a lot more than I ever thought they would.
But I want to agree with you.
Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (EgshT)
Gawd I so want my gym to open back up.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (nw6Hr)
There has to be a large state that opens, and has success.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (svbBD)
People have to pay Rent/Mortgages. When that stops, the Creditors will put the pressure on these D asshos.
Also, this supermarket situation is not good. There will be blood.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (4f9mN)
Nowadays, they wouldn't get any straight roles.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (Y8PSl)
What straight roles?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (A5zUN)
No, Lollipop is not doowop. Not even close. Different genre -- same era, but different genre.
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (N9G0H)
I respectfully disagree.
Said a different way. Girl groups didn't do do wap
This is what they did corresponding to do wap.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: Tolerance at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Corey Booker at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (YJ8cL)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)
banding together in groups, the governors are waiving whatever rights
they have that against the Federal government's power.
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Sounds like insurrection to me.
There may not be an appealing military option for China, but their allies among blue state governors are easy pickings.
Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:01 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah pretty much the same here. I am mostly venting. But if I hurt, I am going to pass that hurt onto my landlord also. This is not a one way street. I do have plenty of credit to ride this out, but fuck, i do not want to go into debt because of the fuckin chicoms
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
fuck you and your ugly pink shoes. oh yeah fuck Beto(ff)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (trdmm)
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)
If she's had a nickel for every time she's heard that...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2020 04:57 PM (N9G0H)
The one that shocked me the most when I finally heard about it (after her death) was singer Leslie Gore.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (kXoT0)
Gawd I so want my gym to open back up.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:02 PM (nw6Hr)
This...so much this!
Posted by: Teddy Sanders at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
They are spanking the monkey as they kill off small businesses they cannot control.
ps they hate you
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)
If she's had a nickel for every time she's heard that...
Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (t+qrx)
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Shiv is as shiv does.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (nw6Hr)
Echo
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (84Pcq)
Where's the fun in that, when you can't "epater le bourgeoise" with your twerking your ball-gagged partner while wearing a rainbow lame speedo to the rhythm of Lady Gaga's Born This Way??
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)
prolly doing 90 days but getting straight
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
In the hopes that they'll blame Trump.
As usual, they are too clever by half and with this is over and our economy is in the toilet, everyone will recognize that Trump is the only man with a CHANCE to bring it back.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (G1eBa)
"New York City today has reported 3,778 additional deaths that have occurred since March 11 and have been classified as "probable," defined as follows: "decedent [...] had no known positive laboratory test for SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) but the death certificate lists as a cause of death "COVID-19" or an equivalent" [source]. We will add these to the New York State total as soon as it is determined whether the historical distribution can be obtained"
These additional 'probable' deaths spiked the totals considerably, but I would be suspicious of them. They weren't previously included, so if/when you see a spike on April 14 for the US from ~2k to 6k+, bear in mind that these deaths didn't happen on that day AND that they are suspect as COVID cases.
My source here is worldometers, based on a daily report from nyc.gov.
This particular change goes from likely under-reporting to likely over-reporting.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (IB++I)
"I swear I didn't do it"
"I need to shiv a home schooler"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (nw6Hr)
Got names of recipients? amounts? dates?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Beuller?
Beuller?
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (V+U0x)
2. Beep
Posted by: Michigan at April 16, 2020 04:59 PM (Eicbe)
I wouldn't drive to Madison to save my life.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (lwiT4)
********
The most he could separate was two feet!
(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (m45I2)
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head
'Til I'm wheezin' like a bus stop
Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop
These sound like COVID-19 symptoms.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (UZ8BZ)
Where's the fun in that, when you can't "epater le bourgeoise" with your twerking your ball-gagged partner while wearing a rainbow lame speedo to the rhythm of Lady Gaga's Born This Way??
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2020 05:05 PM (bDqIh)
naked bicycle ride
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Teddy Sanders at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (dUJdY)
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June 10. And that's what he said several weeks ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he extended it, because he's a jerk.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (/669Q)
The one that shocked me the most when I finally heard about it (after her death) was singer Leslie Gore.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Not anyone's handmaid at April 16, 2020 05:04 PM (kXoT0)
LES-lie? Get it? It was an inside joke.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: torabora at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (Y274z)
Where's the fun in that, when you can't "epater le bourgeoise" with your twerking your ball-gagged partner while wearing a rainbow lame speedo to the rhythm of Lady Gaga's Born This Way??
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Anonymous group sex hardest hit.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (85Gof)
Watch out for the banks to start cancelling credit lines, cutting back credit card limits and doing other things to minimize their exposure in the near future.
The number of people who have decent assets now and great credit who are going to go broke is not a secret to the banks. They will try to clamp down like 2008 and not give up anything to anyone who needs it.
Take the opportunity to max out every line you have and hold cash in a bank not associated with any of the debt. Or hold it in cash at home. This is the only way to keep an edge on the banks.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (C+yOi)
Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (11H2y)
(Sorry, Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 05:07 PM (m45I2)
*to parkers*
outa gas
nope
dead battery
nope
tire down
not this time
dead
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (JFO2v)
"I swear I didn't do it"
"I need to shiv a home schooler"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
.........
"You're my bitch now."
Posted by: Bubba - cell block 9 at April 16, 2020 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (UZ8BZ)
Governor Murphy of N.J. is worth 100's of millions from his time at Goldman Sachs. I expect Trump who has actually worked with a larger variety of people than Murphy ever did has more compassion for people.i
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
IF this Chinese Communist WuFlu does circle back next flu season, what's to stop the dems from slapping us all under severe quarantine oh, say right around Tuesday, November 3rd?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (gLvCH)
They don't want a rebound and if they don't wait until the numbers are on the down side there will be a rebound.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: Edith Bunker at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)
*shuffles through notes*
Did I miss a meeting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM (CqE5x)
Inter-state compacts require the approval of the federal government. That's a piece of sovereignty that the states gave up when they entered the Union.
I think.
Posted by: filbert at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)
Not from where I'm sitting.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (svbBD)
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And I doubt there would be any law enforcement consequences.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (iydjf)
*shuffles through notes*
Did I miss a meeting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (A5zUN)
"Maintaining" their "relationship."
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (dUJdY)
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I cannot stand that bald headed little flamer.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (gLvCH)
about 10 to 12% chance of dying if your are 87. From nothing just dying!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
They do that and they will be called out by the flaming scalp weasel and, well, they should know by now what happens after that.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (d4edd)
Wouldn't it be funny if the rainbow crowd was the first to really go balls out...
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM
we don't do phrasing anymore?
Posted by: AltonJackson isn't doing the
at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (CHi29)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Congrats Skip.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (A5zUN)
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Its how they reacted when they tried to shut the bathouses down at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (nw6Hr)
builing construction can get started and working on one. Boss said we
are starting another soon.
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)
That's good news, Skip!
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (lwiT4)
I think.
Posted by: filbert at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)
Does this go back to the Constitution or after the Civil War?
Groups of states banding together against the federal government sure sounds like a "Confederacy."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)
that's awesome Skip! I think PA is sort of quietly opening certain things up
I've noticed some interesting "loosening" happening just today
Im happy to wear a mask if more of us can get working! someone told me my mask looked cute today (it is a cute mask, I ordered it way back in January when everyone thought I was the crazy one lol, it is cloth with ten reusable N95 inserts)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (gLvCH)
about 10 to 12% chance of dying if your are 87. From nothing just dying!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM
And we don't even know if they actually died from it! Oh he was 87 with a high temp and difficulty breathing? Oh yea, totally WuFlu. For sure. Close everything!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (gLvCH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (lcQJG)
I don't think Americans who are used to independence can stay stoved up too long. If the Pols keep pushing their luck, I believe that there will be a backlash big league.
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (84Pcq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (JFO2v)
He's got high ambitions. Thinks he's the next Obama.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (dUJdY)
They don't want a rebound and if they don't wait until the numbers are on the down side there will be a rebound.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (d4edd)
There was always going to be a rebound, unless they can roll out an effective vaccine before the societal lid explodes.
Which they can't.
Posted by: filbert at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (NiXyF)
Phase 1 of admin plan to re-open gov't says "LARGE VENUES (e.g., sit-down dining, movie theaters, sporting venues, places of worship) can operate under strict physical distancing protocols.
ELECTIVE SURGERIES can resume..
BARS should remain closed."
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (WQZ1O)
Murph is a POS.
The fascism is strong with this one.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Sen. Cory Booker and girlfriend Rosario Dawson are choosing to spend the coronavirus pandemic apart.
Are we sure that this whole thing isn't the pilot for a sitcom?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sooner at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (l/v/h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
IF this Chinese Communist WuFlu does circle back next flu season, what's to stop the dems from slapping us all under severe quarantine oh, say right around Tuesday, November 3rd?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 05:09 PM (8/7u2)
What is this "election" of which you speak, comrade?
Our new president will be appointed by the house.
Posted by: comrade banned red dragon at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (6+mFI)
ELECTIVE SURGERIES can resume..
BARS should remain closed."
cool! let's try this!
the elective stuff - that just has to happen. I'm worried about people
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (4f9mN)
I'll wear a mask and a fucking harem outfit everyday if they just open the damn state up!
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:11 PM (ZCEU2)
That's great, Skip.
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (arJlL)
ELECTIVE SURGERIES can resume..
BARS should remain closed."
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
It's a start.
In truth, there should be a "phase-in" period. Not everything should open at once.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)
Phase 1 of admin plan to re-open country says "SCHOOLS AND ORGANIZED YOUTH ACTIVITIES (e.g., daycare, camp) that are currently closed should remain closed.
VISITS TO SENIOR LIVING FACILITIES AND HOSPITALS should be prohibited. "
Phase 1 of admin plan to re-open country would "Continue to ENCOURAGE TELEWORK, whenever possible and feasible with business operations...Minimize NON-ESSENTIAL TRAVEL and adhere to CDC guidelines regarding isolation following travel."
Phase 1 of admin plan to re-open gov't still requires
"All individuals, WHEN IN PUBLIC (eg parks, outdoor recreation areas, shopping areas), should maximize physical distance from others. Social settings of more than 10 people, where appropriate distancing may not be practical"
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (cF8AT)
No mention of Andrew Gillum, I see.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (QzF6i)
When we took a break to rehydrate, Rosie would be inventing tasty new sammiches.
Posted by: Fritz at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:15 PM (4f9mN)
It says sit-down dining is approved, so...
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (nu45M)
Groups of states banding together against the federal government sure sounds like a "Confederacy."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)
I seem to recall that it is an interstate commerce thing.
Posted by: filbert at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (NiXyF)
I hear ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 05:12 PM (85Gof)
Worst case (or best case, depending on how you look at it) is that in 4 months everyone is back at work, things are looking up and the banks are calm. In that event, you walk back into the bank and start paying off your equity loans and credit cards with the cash you had stashed. You lose a little on interest, but it was well worth it.
On the other hand, if everything goes to shit, you're the only one who has enough cash to pay the bankruptcy lawyer. Of course at that time, your docket number is 12 years in the future because 18% of the population will have declared bankruptcy.
Posted by: jwest at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (mrrpT)
Which they can't.
Posted by: filbert
Exactly.
This whole exercise was to spread the cases out over time, not to reduce the number. Short of a vaccine the same number will be infected.
Posted by: Aviator at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Phase 1 of admin plan to re-open gov't says "LARGE VENUES (e.g.,
sit-down dining, movie theaters, sporting venues, places of worship) can
operate under strict physical distancing protocols.
ELECTIVE SURGERIES can resume..
BARS should remain closed."
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
Let's do it.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (lwiT4)
So, wait. They are maintaining their relationship even though she came out as gay.
*shuffles through notes*
Did I miss a meeting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:10 PM (A5zUN)
They go out and pick up guys together
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: betty at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (/QabR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (4f9mN)
Groups of states banding together against the federal government sure sounds like a "Confederacy."
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)
It goes back to the time we abandoned the Articles of Confederation and established the Constitution in order to form a More Perfect Union.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (dUJdY)
Its how ghosts say hello.
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 05:16 PM (arJlL)
My German uncle used to refer to my aunt as "pu," which is short for "puppchen" or doll.
Boo is short for, "bumsen?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (pS94+)
There was always going to be a rebound, unless they can roll out an effective vaccine before the societal lid explodes.
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So. This vaccine.
We have that for the flu. Right??
How many people die from the flu every year again??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: The Bobs at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (gD6Ka)
Good. Now we need someone to organize the car resistance (as they did in Lansing, MI) on Trenton. I don't do FaceBook. Maybe your wife could do it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:17 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Zombie John Dillinger at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jewells45
Oh Jewells, now you've done it! You just put the morons in a dream state
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (j9HX3)
I own 40%. I'm really getting worried. Thankfully, I still have a regular job, am working and getting paid.
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (4f9mN)
Posted by: Deval Patrick at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
How long until a British newspaper features a photo spread of Cory Booker, United States Senator (D-NJ) in a high-end hotel room which is splattered in feces, semen, blood, drugs and empty liquor bottles, in the presence of a notorious gay prostitute, after yet another notorious gay prostitute calls 911 because even he considers it excessive?
I'm calling it on October 15.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (Tnijr)
honestly, it won't be long
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (j9HX3)
Vaccine Waters. Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Jewells45
Oh Jewells, now you've done it! You just put the morons in a dream state
Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
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Y'all hear that?
That was the sound of many Morons hitting the bunks at once.
Posted by: SMH at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (pUwNX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2020 05:03 PM (r+sAi)
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A bold strategy called "energizing the opposition".
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: fd at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (Tnijr)
Barbara Eden.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (pS94+)
Bradley, McGreevey and Booker walk in a gay NJ bar...
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 04:43 PM (2DOZq)
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Bartender says . . . "you boys having the usual tonight??"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 04:44 PM (nw6Hr)
_________
Booker: "You'd better make mine a ... Black Russian." [h/t movie "48 Hours"]
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 16, 2020 05:19 PM (qmH6b)
radio say that by banding together in groups, the governors are
waiving whatever rights they have that against the Federal government's
power.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 16, 2020 05:00 PM
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"No State shall, without the Consent of Congress... enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, without the approval of Congress."
It's in the Constitution, article I, section 10.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jewells45
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I REALLY need to drive thru Lees Summit more often....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bill Grates at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 05:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: betty at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (/QabR)
I own 40%. I'm really getting worried. Thankfully, I still have a regular job, am working and getting paid.
Posted by: Infidel at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (nvc6v)
Friend of mine owns one of the biggest catering companies in Philly. This is not good for him. He's a big libbo, bless his heart, but ouch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (uS2EJ)
Consultants to the rescue for NYS
https://tinyurl.com/ychwcoo4
McKinsey. Clownworld?
And will they be demanding the feds help fund the exorbitant consulting fees?
Posted by: Deval Patrick at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)
He's doing it right.
Posted by: Shep! at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (6+mFI)
Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2020 05:21 PM (MxEKc)
honestly, it won't be long
Posted by: BlackOrchidMasked at April 16, 2020 05:18 PM (j9HX3)
If it has to go through any deep state agency for approval, you'll be waiting a long time.
Posted by: Sooner at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (l/v/h)
Document sent to CapHill by admin on reopening the US requires "Downward trajectory of documented cases within a 14-day period
Downward trajectory of positive tests as a percent of total tests within a 14-day period (flat or increasing volume of tests)"
Document sent to CapHill from Admin on reopening the country will entail "Treat all patients without crisis care.
Robust testing program in place for at-risk healthcare .workers, including emerging antibody testing"
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (cF8AT)
We don't have a vaccine for corona.
Not any corona.
If we had a vaccine for coronas no would catch a cold.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2020 05:22 PM (d4edd)
Posted by: Menack at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (xL2x1)
I am an optimist and am confident that Ohioans will also live up to the challenge of doing things differently as we open back up beginning on May 1st.
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:23 PM (cF8AT)
"You may return to zee following locationz but NO TOUCHINK !!"
Gimme a fucking break.
This is not science.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (G1eBa)
I'm going I'm going
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 05:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 05:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Art Deco at April 16, 2020 05:26 PM (1BrBu)
And Texas should move its state capital back to West Columbia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 16, 2020 04:42 PM (mht8P)
Washington on the Brazos.
Posted by: Sal at April 16, 2020 05:27 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 05:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rosario Dawson at April 16, 2020 05:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 16, 2020 07:06 PM (Ndje9)
"...and all the other things."
Like, you know, he has a boyfriend.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at April 16, 2020 10:06 PM (AJ/mV)
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