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What Georgia's Governor Did: Waive 1951 Law Prohibiting Wearing Masks In Public, to Allow Medical Masks as the CDC Guidelines Urge
What the Media Reported: Governor Makes It Legal to Wear Klan Hoods!!!

This is not going to end well for you, Media, and you will go down knowing you deserve every bit of what's coming to you.

Oh, I can't wait until we get to vote on the Local Media Bailout bill!

Is ten billion enough? Can we inveigh upon you to accept $100 billion?!!

Gee, why is the leftwing propaganda industry collapsing?

Vox Media -- the owner of New York magazine, as well as sites like The Verge, Eater, SB Nation, and Recode -- plans to furlough 100 staffers this week in response to the coronavirus, according to a report.

The furloughs will be for up to three months, according to CNBC. Three-month pay cuts for top executives at Vox are also under discussion, according to the report.

Of course, internet advertising for everyone is way, way down.

I am very grateful to readers and particularly to those who donate to the site -- about a year ago, advertising rates fell 50%, and now they're dropping further.

Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

Still... if taking a hit myself means that leftwingers are forced to Learn To Code... totally worth it.

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2020 03:28 PM (JUOKG)

2 rd

Posted by: cornbred at April 15, 2020 03:29 PM (TEQyn)

3 Oh dear you said learn to code. They are gonna bring the puns to this thread now

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (UNyae)

4 th

Posted by: IP at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (CTv2h)

5 First-worthy!

Our media is absolute garbage, the dregs.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (35Slc)

6 Corgis summoned. Now, content!

Posted by: cornbred at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (TEQyn)

7 Why would anyone's faith in the media be decreasing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

8 I just want to curl up in bed and sleep for the next three months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (rtX6E)

9 Every day I say they can't stoop any lower and the MSM takes it as a challenge.
I'd be livid if I wasn't so disgusted.

Posted by: IP at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (CTv2h)

10 Shitting, meet messkit.

Posted by: cornbred at April 15, 2020 03:32 PM (TEQyn)

11 Despite our hopes, the MFM will not go gently into that dark night of bankruptcy just because the consumer won't support them anymore. They find new patrons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2020 03:32 PM (Lk/fE)

12 Geez, The media can wear their ball gags and gimp masks out and proud now. Some people are just never satisfied.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 15, 2020 03:32 PM (Wm5SB)

13 Dear media, just a reminder:

The KKK was the terrorist arm of the DEMOCRAT party, not the Republican.

The same way so-called "antifa" fascist thugs are today.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 15, 2020 03:32 PM (T09ml)

14 does AoS need a bailout?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (iTXRQ)

15 Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

and away from Marco's trash...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (8fB/R)

16 But leftwingers are bad at everything. They would write terrible code.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (E+OcO)

17 But muh Klan hood is floatin' down the Tallahatchie!

Posted by: Billie Joe McAlister at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (dMQk1)

18 Two threads in a row that I read the content FIRST? Am I now officially too old to learn new tricks?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (HuH1F)

19 Potbelly secures $10M small business loan for virus relief days after exec gets $100K bonus

Posted by: Merica! at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (pUwNX)

20 Willowed once again.
But you would think they would have instant read thermometers to check staff, gloves and masks and have sanitation staff to clean and disinfect the place.


These nursing homes aren't cheap.


It's so sad.


Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 15, 2020 03:22 PM (V+U0x)

Matt, they do have gloves and masks. But until this, the protocol is the same stuff we have heard for years, wash your hands, wear gloves when handling bodily fluids( to protect the worker) and don't come to work with a cold.
Over 50% of Covid 19 infections have no symptoms. The carriers had no idea they were infectious.

Paul Rand was interviewed the other day and he said the only reason he got tested was because he ignored the recommendation to not be tested unless you were symptomatic and got tested because he had been traveling in and out of the country extensively. Since he's an MD, he was able to be tested and that's when he was told he was positive. He said he had zero symptoms, including a fever.
Prior to his diagnosis, he was also told he didn't need to quarantine after attending a fund raising event in Louisville that had someone test positive shortly therafter. Told that unless he was in direct contact with the infectious person , he didn't need to quarantine. Ok, but what about all the other people he was around, who may have been infectious without symptoms at that point?

The temperature taking is one way to block someone with Covid19, but it doesn't catch the 50% who are asymptomatic.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (Asyn9)

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (Asyn9)

21 To be fair, never heard of any Klan members dying of Covid-19.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)

22 WHAT? happened!!!!

Posted by: saf at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (5IHGB)

23 Oh, and the media have devolved into a collection of suckers of c@ck.

That is all.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (T09ml)

24
Klan hoods are Democrat inventions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (pS94+)

25

Meh, like I linked earlier, Google and Facebook are going to bail them out.

See Breitbart articles.

They will keep them afloat, just like the NYTimes has been kept afloat.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (8fB/R)

26 Covid-19?
Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (ufFY8)

27 Two threads in a row that I read the content FIRST? Am I now officially too old to learn new tricks?


Wait until you read the post, and follow the links, and then get back to find two comments.

Then you will know you are a bum.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (Lk/fE)

28 This is not going to end well for you, Media, and you will go down knowing you deserve every bit of what's coming to you.


If only.

The only ones surviving this that shouldn't be is the MSM and Congress rats.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (8fB/R)

29 **plays some sad Sarah McLachlan song ****shows picture of a sickly Ewok sleeping in a dumpster**

With your contributions we can help save one of the internet's most precious creatures. Please donate today.

Posted by: AoSHQ Marketing Department at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (yk557)

30 16 But leftwingers are bad at everything. They would write terrible code.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (E+OcO)

From what I read, most of their machines still run by trans sisters.


I'll show myself out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (Wm5SB)

31 Didn't the vaccine king-Bill Gates-and other technocommies-fund some plan to bail out the American Communist media?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (WI7YS)

32 21 To be fair, never heard of any Klan members dying of Covid-19.
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)


They died of Robert Byrd Flu.

Not ROBYN Byrd Flu...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (pS94+)

33 Just got a stupid email from IAS complaining of Corona inequality. Corona arrived locally due to a flashy faculty party in Princeton. Just couldn't stop traveling.

Posted by: CN at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (ONvIw)

34 The temperature taking is one way to block someone with Covid19, but it doesn't catch the 50% who are asymptomatic.
Posted by: Jen the original

---

Stop confusing us with inconvenient facts!!

--- The media

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 03:35 PM (Y4EXg)

35

Media = Branch Covidians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (pS94+)

36 Don't need a press bailout, Ace. Facebook and Google are building a "save the propagandists" slush fund. You can rest assured that other big tech firms and major oligarchs will do the needful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (hYcqw)

37 24
Klan hoods are Democrat inventions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 03:34 PM (pS94+)

===========

Just like Jim Crowe laws.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

38 I want to make a clever comment that includes the phrase 'reductio ad absurdum'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (iTXRQ)

39 Has Gov Northam condemned this, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (kJDpR)

40

la reposta


Google launches 'journalism relief fund,' following Facebook

...

Facebook on March 30 said it was donating $100 million to support news organizations globally hurting from the coronavirus pandemic. This includes $25 million in grants and ramped up ad spending by the social media giant.


Propaganda bailouts. Unreal.

We can't even watch them naturally die from bad journalism. Must be propped up. You know there will be filters as to who gets the help.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (8fB/R)

41 Klan hoods are just fancy dunce caps.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (FKi9J)

42 Loving this fucking virus shit.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (kJDpR)

43 18 Two threads in a row that I read the content FIRST? Am I now officially too old to learn new tricks?
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (HuH1F)

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I identify as xirst. Outta my way simp.

Posted by: cornbred at April 15, 2020 03:36 PM (TEQyn)

44 Governor Coonman (Scum-VA) approves of this decision!

Posted by: Commissar John Hrothgar at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (BiNEL)

45 just want to curl up in bed and sleep for the next three months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (rtX6E)
***********
Be prepared to go full Rip Van Winkle.
Just read an article that said we may have to social distance till 2022.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (wiXsO)

46 The temperature taking is one way to block someone with Covid19, but it doesn't catch the 50% who are asymptomatic.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (Asyn9)
+++++++++++
This is, I suspect, the reason (such as there is a reason) for the "wear a mask" guidance - to trap asymptomatic carriers from spreading an infection they don't know they have.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)

47 I have a light up Purge mask. Can I wear that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (UNyae)

48 Media = Branch Covidians.


Nice.

How about a little fire, Scarecrow!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2020 03:38 PM (Lk/fE)

49 Well, their mask has slipped. (It has a long time ago)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:38 PM (gLvCH)

50 Oh and FUCK the MSM!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 03:38 PM (wiXsO)

51 so instead of reporting on why the law was there in the first place, they twisted it into an attempt to make a republican governor look bad

my shocked face, this is

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 15, 2020 03:38 PM (guqPg)

52
Emperor Cuomo is imposing masks in public on Friday. Mine will be waffer-theen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 03:38 PM (pS94+)

53 Trump has driven them bugfuck insane.

Posted by: Jmel at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (OeWgo)

54 Of course, internet advertising for everyone is way, way down.
***

Wait, I thought Lace Wigs was the official AOS sponsor? Did they end the contract?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (WdocV)

55 Woah, I thought I saw PGiS comment!

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (4rnU+)

56 Be prepared to go full Rip Van Winkle.
Just read an article that said we may have to social distance till 2022.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++
Yes. It has progressed bigly, in an inverse relationship to severity. At the beginning, it was touted as possibly needed for six months. Then 12. Then 18. Now until 2022 - all while the data coming in say this is unlikely to be as severe or as contagious as feared.

It's also completely impossible - there will be complete civil breakdown and anarchy (if not outright rebellion) long before the six month threshold, let alone the "until 2022" nonsense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

57 BTW. If any Ron's or Ettes are/were at the Lansing protest today. Good for you! Coming soon to, everywhere. This shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (gLvCH)

58 tie a yellow ribbon around your ventilator
then hang a flag in your front window- one star for every week you've been under house arrest

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (iTXRQ)

59 Photo gallery:

https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 03:17 PM



Heavens to Murgatroid! A pitchfork displayed!



* vapors *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (DMUuz)

---------------------------------

The pitchfork with the TP is golden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

60 The law in question:

16-11-38. Wearing mask, hood, or device which conceals identity of wearer

(a) A person is guilty of a misdemeanor when he wears a mask, hood, or device by which any portion of the face is so hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer and is upon any public way or public property or upon the private property of another without the written permission of the owner or occupier of the property to do so.

(b) This Code section shall not apply to:

(1) A person wearing a traditional holiday costume on the occasion of the holiday;

(2) A person lawfully engaged in trade and employment or in a sporting activity where a mask is worn for the purpose of ensuring the physical safety of the wearer, or because of the nature of the occupation, trade, or profession, or sporting activity;

(3) A person using a mask in a theatrical production including use in Mardi gras celebrations and masquerade balls; or

(4) A person wearing a gas mask prescribed in emergency management drills and exercises or emergencies.

Sounds like it needs to be repealed entirely, but it definitely needed waiving right now.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (2lndx)

61 Trump has driven them bugfuck insane.
Posted by: Jmel at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (OeWgo)


Glorious, but getting dangerous. They don't care. When they are losing this bad, they will push for violence. It's what they have been doing all along. Chaos is their friend.

Trump needs to flip the switch. I know he is trying to do something in the next couple days. He's going to do it with a plan from industry feedback.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (8fB/R)

62 Yes. It has progressed bigly, in an inverse relationship to severity. At the beginning, it was touted as possibly needed for six months. Then 12. Then 18. Now until 2022 - all while the data coming in say this is unlikely to be as severe or as contagious as feared.

It's also completely impossible - there will be complete civil breakdown and anarchy (if not outright rebellion) long before the six month threshold, let alone the "until 2022" nonsense.
=====

Exactly. I'd rather eat a bullet than live like this.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

63 So- they're allowing the Democrat KKK to wear their uniforms again? Nostalgic!

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (m/eiQ)

64 Katy Turd one upped everyone yesterday evening...

@KatyTurNBC

Keep in mind, Americans are dying during these briefings.

During yesterday's briefing, between 5:30 and 7:45, there were 93 reported deaths

According to @Nbcnews medical unit:

4 deaths in Alabama.
42 deaths in California.
6 deaths in Delaware.
16 deaths in Georgia.
7 deaths in Kentucky.
5 deaths in New Mexico.
5 deaths in South Carolina.
8 deaths in Washington.


"YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!"

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (cF8AT)

65 Can I haz CW2 Now?

Posted by: Astro is Asshoe at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (a48q1)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Neighbors reporting on neighbors. Stalin would be proud.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (FKi9J)

68 fwiw- my last full day at work was March 12

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (iTXRQ)

69 >>.14 does AoS need a bailout?


nah I'm good. But only because of previous donations.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (PbpT7)

70 Now including the media:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

71 There are progs in GA demanding Kemp be recalled.

Yeah, give us Fat Ass Abrams.

Can KKK hoods be purchased on Amazon?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

72 Mine will be waffer-theen.


*********

Mr. Coronasote!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (m45I2)

73 I like that the Georgia headline's spin presupposes lots of closet Klansmen who were waiting only for the waiver of this law to go full Grand Wizard.

Good grief. These people are just the worst.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (hYcqw)

74

[[[Insert picture of Cartman in his "ghost" costume from one of the early South Park eps]]]

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (uKiy5)

75 I actually saw a real Klan hood displayed in a small local museum in Nebraska. Just laying around in a randomly displayed room of 1920s artifacts from the prairie. No caption, no opinion on it -- just a hood on a styrofoam mannequin head.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:42 PM (N9G0H)

76 I'm tdy in NY for a bit. I can't wait to get the hell out.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:42 PM (m/eiQ)

77 >>Neighbors reporting on neighbors. Stalin would be proud.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

https://tinyurl.com/uwjgxxt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:42 PM (iTXRQ)

78 Love the protest pics someone linked above. We need more of that in every state.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 15, 2020 03:42 PM (tmA71)

79
BTW. If any Ron's or Ettes are/were at the Lansing protest today. Good
for you! Coming soon to, everywhere. This shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (gLvCH)


hogmartin and Eris were there. They've got amazing vids and pics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

80 Ace. Sacrificing to stick it to the man.

Nice.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Someone posted, yesterday, stock prices for McClatchy and Gannet (dunno if true)

Around 2016, their stock price was ~25$ per share.

Now, each is under a buck.

In other words, penny stocks. LOLGF.

May the NYT and WaPo soon follow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (Z4rgH)

82 69 >>.14 does AoS need a bailout?


nah I'm good. But only because of previous donations.
Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 03:41 PM (PbpT7)

=============

"Please, return my calls. I'm not done burning money."
-Pierre Omidyar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

83


"as well as sites like The Verge, Eater, SB Nation, and Recode"

Those sites must be really good.

Biden is doing an FB townhall thing, kissing the ass of a big black dude who looks like he doesn't want to be there...Dummy Joe is droning on and on and on about bus driving and himself and he is all over the fucking place.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (lg/F7)

84 tie a yellow ribbon around your ventilator
then hang a flag in your front window- one star for every week you've been under house arrest
Posted by: DB-


Fly your American flag upside down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (GvEen)

85 hogmartin's photos are fantastic

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (ZCEU2)

86 Makes note to self: Hit tip jar.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (Fs5vw)

87 What Georgia's Governor Did: Waive 1951 Law Prohibiting Wearing Masks In Public, to Allow Medical Masks as the CDC Guidelines Urge

So what is the reasoning behind Unbleached Flour?

Bread Flour, easy to find. (I use Bread Flour to make bread... Not sure what the Horde is doing).

Bleached Flour (sounds racist!), easy enough to find.

Unbleached Flour? Don't get it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (8fB/R)

88 But the to jar anyway with some of that sweet, sweet government cheese y'all just got.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM (m/eiQ)

89 Don't be too hard on Katy Tur. Mother's Day is coming up and she has no idea what to get Bob.

Posted by: Shadout Mapes with A MASK ARE YOU HAPPY NOW at April 15, 2020 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

90 What will Vox do with all the extra crayons?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 03:44 PM (+0AKE)

91 Thanks for the tip jar reminder, hit.

Being out of a job I'm suddenly here a lot more often.

Which is better than the refrigerator.

Which is better than the liquor cabinet.

Which is better than running down the street wearing nothing but an N95 and waving around my revolver screaming about my poodle army's revenge (only just).

Anyway, thank you for keeping me off the streets.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:44 PM (8B6Ng)

92
Mighty suspicious, that this thing spread everywhere but China's financial centers.To
me, the biggest "tell" was the 10 articles of hysteria that all appeared on the front page of the Daily Mail on the same day, and the
trolls who suddenly appeared on this blog. This was planned and
coordinated.

Posted by: artemis at April 15, 2020 03:45 PM (AwPyG)

93 nah I'm good. But only because of previous donations.

Tell Mikey you write about Bloomberg all the time.
It's not like they're paying attention where they spew the money too.

Posted by: DaveA at April 15, 2020 03:45 PM (FhXTo)

94 The temperature taking is one way to block someone with Covid19, but it doesn't catch the 50% who are asymptomatic.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:31 PM (Asyn9)
+++++++++++
This is, I suspect, the reason (such as there is a reason) for the "wear a mask" guidance - to trap asymptomatic carriers from spreading an infection they don't know they have.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)

I have said since this first started that one of the dumbest things the CDC did, including Fauci and Birx, was adamantly recommend against wearing masks out in public. Yes, I know , they were worried about the supply with good reason, but what that did then was help the virus to be transmitted, not so much from a direct breath in someone's respiratory droplets, but instead, have a bunch of people deposit respiratory droplets and virus onto everything from countertops, grocery cart handles, credit card machines, elevator buttons, and anything they handled because let's face it. a lot of people simply cover their mouth and nose with their hand when they sneeze or cough and then forget about it. Had people been wearing masks, it would have stopped some of the virus transmission.

Educating the public about proper mask wearing would have been an uphill climb but would have been, IMO, time and effort better spent than all this idiotic preaching about how to not lose your mind and business with having to stay home and shutter your business.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:45 PM (Asyn9)

95 >>Vox Media -- the owner of New York magazine, as well as sites like The Verge, Eater, SB Nation, and Recode -- plans to furlough 100 staffers this week in response to the coronavirus, according to a report.



Vox was out there in Jan, Feb, and early March mocking people who took the Wu-flu seriously. I have to find the tweets with screenshots.

They could be considered responsible for more infections because they were "debunking" concerns and mocking people who didn't want to shake hands.

Hell yeah lay them off and NO BAILOUT. Incompetence should have consequences.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 03:46 PM (bDqIh)

96 If we've learned anything from this clusterfuck, it's that conference calls should be illegal.

Especially, with someone from a foreign country with a thick accent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 03:46 PM (+0AKE)

97 I just wish they'd hurry up about it.

I don't know how they're staying in business. Especially CNN.

I've been waiting and hoping for the demise of those who think they can get away with making up stories and influencing elections and vital opinions of the citizens and their elected reps.

This has just gone too far. I don't want the press to disappear.

I don't even want them to stop being opinionated.

I just want them to stop resorting to any and all tactic to boost their ratings and their narrative.


It's destroying our country and warping peoples minds. It's no wonder there are so many mentally ill walking around. That's what happens when you are immersed in lies and fantasies 24/7.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (18hPk)

98 "Fly your American flag upside down."
Good idea!

Posted by: artemis at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (AwPyG)

99 Which is better than running down the street wearing nothing but an N95 and waving around my revolver screaming about my poodle army's revenge (only just).

Anyway, thank you for keeping me off the streets.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:44 PM (8B6Ng)


PLEASE stay off the Book thread; they have standards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (Z4rgH)

100 On this subject, supposedly Vox is laying of 100 aspiring code-writers. WTF does Vox need with 100 employees?

Plainly, they do not.

The media deserves everything they have coming, good and hard.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (35Slc)

101 Our wonderful media, full of Brainiacs who forgot that advertising from those evil capitalists is what keeps them paid. And further forgetting that being the plaything of an evil billionaire isn't a secure position.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (KZl3I)

102 99 Which is better than running down the street wearing nothing but an N95 and waving around my revolver screaming about my poodle army's revenge (only just).

Anyway, thank you for keeping me off the streets.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:44 PM (8B6Ng)

PLEASE stay off the Book thread; they have standards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 03:47 PM (Z4rgH)

============

Come to the movie thread. We have none.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

103 hogmartin and Eris were there. They've got amazing vids and pics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 03:43 PM

Cool! Well done guys! This is going to start happening more and more and soon I believe. The gov. of MI seems to especially have gone full Stalin. Der dems, THIS is what complete government control looks like. See, you always thought you'd get eaten last. Wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (gLvCH)

104 Alternate Headline: Virginia Governor Ralph "Coonman" Northam declares intention to move to and run for Governor of Georgia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (qFkYf)

105 This was planned and coordinated.
Posted by: artemis at April 15, 2020 03:45 PM (AwPyG)


More and more consensus this is exactly what happened. I know a lot of morons have been saying this for going on 2 months. It might have started by accident, but at the very least it gave the ChiComs the bright idea to fan the flames.

They sure seem to have had a contingency plan in place for just such a scenario, didn't they?

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (8B6Ng)

106 Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

and away from Marco's trash...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Marco ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (arJlL)

107 I suppose people working for the media will now find out those skills aren't really transferable to anything else but cleaning toilet bowls and such. Shame really. For the toilet bowl.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (m/eiQ)

108 Vox is still a thing?

Huh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (XrCyE)

109 Boy we are really taking it in the shorts!

Posted by: Donnie Lemone at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (7ZMbn)

110 Come to the movie thread. We have none.

The ONT has even less....

Posted by: IP at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (CTv2h)

111 If we've learned anything from this clusterfuck, it's that conference calls should be illegal.

Especially, with someone from a foreign country with a thick accent.



I'd go along with this. Anything to get out of daily meetings with the boss.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (SchxB)

112 Hey!! the Duke of Hazzard Flag!!

They must be racist!


Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (u6xw0)

113 Can some moron point me in the direction for Hogmartin's pictures from today?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (gLvCH)

114
You all realize how absurd the fake prostests will be when the president defies the Left and re-opens the nation?

We'll be seeing fake protesters carrying coffins in front of the White House, real palestinian-style ugliness. You wait.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (+9oO3)

115 I have seasonal allergies and every time I clear my throat you would think an IED went off.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (m/eiQ)

116 I'd be happy to give $$ to the ACE cause. If I didn't have to use PayPal.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (7Fj9P)

117 Vox is still a thing?

Huh.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (XrCyE)


I thought they went away when Carlos Mencia and his battle with Steven Crowder was over.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

118 Vox is still a thing?
Huh.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (XrCyE)


Check out the death rattle on Youtube. They still really do try to take themselves seriously.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (8B6Ng)

119 Out - Ku Klux Klan hoods

In - Flu Fucked Flam masks

Posted by: AoSHQ Marketing Department at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (yk557)

120
The pitchfork with the TP is golden.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)


I loved that.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (TdMsT)

121 You did fluffy. Hi. And yes I am in Seattle still. Well Eastside. And yeah who knows if my coworker had some undiagnosed condition.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (UNyae)

122 Hey!! the Duke of Hazzard Flag!!

They must be racist!


Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (u6xw0)


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

123
Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
We all have found our ways to keep our spirits up during these trying times. Mine just happens to fill up my freezer.


https://twitter.com/i/status/1250080704446238725

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (aKsyK)

124 surprised the AP had the balz to say this

China Delayed Warnings to Public For 6 Key Days in January Associated Press

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (8fB/R)

125 Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (u6xw0)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM

Flattenin' the curve...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (gLvCH)

126 Oh and FUCK the MSM!
Posted by: redridinghood

C'mon....tell us how ya really feel !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (arJlL)

127 @97The treacherous press is essentially being funded by us, eg, CNN=ATT and Yahoo News=Verizon.
The federal anti-trust watchdogs are corrupt.
And they're corrupt because just about everyone in Congress is corrupt.
The fact that we haven't had a budget in over 10 years (even though the Constitution requires an annual budget) is because congress members are looting the Treasury to keep the propaganda going, among other things.

Posted by: artemis at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

128 Can someone put together a quick commercial with Sarah McLachlan holding a hungry ewok and a tear in her eye?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (FBu6l)

129 Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

and away from Marco's trash...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Marco ?
Posted by: JT


Polo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (GvEen)

130 If I didn't have to use PayPal.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (7Fj9P)

Then give the money to a friend who does use PayPal and have him give it to Ace...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (dLLD6)

131 Ace, if you become a hobo, would you have to hunt yourself?

Posted by: mr_jack at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (M59SC)

132 Hogmartin, the pictures are great.

Plants b 4 Pirates, LOL.

This Protest is for Rush brought tears. Please send that one to him.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (Asyn9)

133 Pointed burkas.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (G1eBa)

134

Saggy Tits pelosi's freezers are like $20K, maybe more.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (+9oO3)

135 I have seasonal allergies and every time I clear my throat you would think an IED went off.
================
I *think* that's what I have too.
Q: do the symptoms come and go, maybe worse upon waking? I have a had a ton of clear discharge, and actually went for a chest X-ray, which said my lungs were clear.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (7Fj9P)

136 Wow. So Pelosi actually rose up to defend the Chinese controlled WHO over our CiNC. Boy, I'm shocked.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (m/eiQ)

137 I'd be happy to give $$ to the ACE cause. If I didn't have to use PayPal.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (7Fj9P)
+++++++++
You can what I do. Adds some overhead, but maintains some privacy. I go to a local store and buy a prepaid Visa with cash, activate it under a zip code not my own, and hit the tip jar with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (hYcqw)

138 Yes, yes. Let us bailout the enemedia. Let us bailout Jeff Bezos, Carlos Slim and Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (VNfwt)

139
Bread Flour, easy to find. (I use Bread Flour to make bread... Not sure what the Horde is doing).

Bleached Flour (sounds racist!), easy enough to find.

Unbleached Flour? Don't get it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


not a big baker, but my understanding is that some like the older style of unbleached flour for 'artist-anal' bread loaves. Sourdough fans like the unbleached, iirc.

Bread flour really isn't that much better than AP for most recipes. ; it's just more expensive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (5of6n)

140 Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
We all have found our ways to keep our spirits up during these trying times. Mine just happens to fill up my freezer.


https://twitter.com/i/status/1250080704446238725
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM (aKsyK)


I hate that cuunt.......

The OTHER freezer was full of gin, vodka, whiskey and vermouth.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

141 5
First-worthy!



Our media is absolute garbage, the dregs.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 15, 2020 03:30 PM (35Slc)

_________


I read that as Fist-worthy! Which may be more apropos ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (qFkYf)

142 I just can't say anything because everything I want to say about the media involves horrible curse words and I fear saying them would call down a lightning bolt on my head. Not a good outcome because where I want that lightning bold is......just can't say it the way I really want to.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (XhWtx)

143 It's not a mask, it's a spit hood

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (bMMCK)

144 Joy Reid finally understand that taxation is theft...

@JoyAnnReid

BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months...

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (cF8AT)

145 surprised the AP had the balz to say this

China Delayed Warnings to Public For 6 Key Days in January Associated Press
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM

And the WHO was worried about their "donations" from China and covered for them. So like all UN run ops it's corrupt as hell. I am glad Trump told them to F off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (gLvCH)

146 If we've learned anything from this clusterfuck, it's that conference calls should be illegal.

___

In a con-call today one of my Co-workers started picking his nose. Woohoo...I love video conferencing.


Also, not shaking his hand if I ever meet him in person.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (WdocV)

147 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

https://tinyurl.com/s2k5ach

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (wiXsO)

148 Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (gLvCH)

Www.nudehelenthomas.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (dLLD6)

149 >>nah I'm good. But only because of previous donations.


You should try another Skankathon when the Lockout is lifted.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (/zVYG)

150 According to @Nbcnews medical unit:



4 deaths in Alabama.

42 deaths in California.

6 deaths in Delaware.

16 deaths in Georgia.

7 deaths in Kentucky.

5 deaths in New Mexico.

5 deaths in South Carolina.

8 deaths in Washington.

===
I see that California has had a total of 804 deaths. At 42 deaths/2.25 hours = 18.67 deaths/hour. That means California has only had CCP Lung Flu for 43 hours
OR
NBC LYING NEWS is, get this, LYING, L-Y-I-N-G.

A reality number might approach 4 in 2.25 hours.

But keep on making decent and civilized people hate your LYING.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (pw+jk)

151 are hogmartin pics online? cuz I didn't see any at his youtube page

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (iTXRQ)

152 Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (u6xw0)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:50 PM

Flattenin' the curve...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (gLvCH)

Straigtenin the curves, Flattenin the hills, someday the mountain might get em but the law never will.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (Asyn9)

153 >>On this subject, supposedly Vox is laying of 100 aspiring code-writers. WTF does Vox need with 100 employees?


IIRC, they recently bought the New Yorker magazine?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

154 144 Joy Reid finally understand that taxation is theft...

@JoyAnnReid

BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months...
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (cF8AT)

============

This is really borrowing against future taxation, so the money of the next couple of generations, plus interest.

But she's getting there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

155 Alex Thompson@AlxThomp
Stacey Abrams on VP: "I would be an excellent running mate. I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities. I have a strong history of executive and management experience in the private, public, and nonprofit sectors."

-
Blank and the Tank 2020!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Alabama has a similar anti-mask law. A couple of weeks ago, probably at the governor's request, the Attorney General issued a statement that wearing surgical masks would not be considered a violation. Fortunately, this flew under the radar of the media dumbasses.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

157 screaming about my poodle army's revenge (only just).


==

woof!

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (G546f)

158
Joy Reid's followers do not pay taxes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (+9oO3)

159 Chris F. Cuomo said in the past few days--and it was recorded on audio tape!--that he makes "millions a year." And he has, for years. I wish we could find a way to siphon that off to Ace.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (M5wRT)

160 "I *think* that's what I have too.
Q: do the symptoms come and go, maybe worse upon waking? I have a had a ton of clear discharge, and actually went for a chest X-ray, which said my lungs were clear.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (7Fj9P)"

Yes. But outside during the day with the wind blowing makes it act up too. But then, I also recently spent some time sucking dirt. Lol

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (m/eiQ)

161 Making their waaaaaay, the only way they know how....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (ieuPy)

162
@JoyAnnReid

BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months...
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (cF8AT)


But when the OwebamaPhone rage hit.....OH YOU KNOW this cuunt was on board FULL TILT and didn't CARE that it was wealth distribution by government.

GFY, Reid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

163 These same little whiny Libs (Disney, ESPN, etc..) are now begging Trump to save their asses... I saw Disney is losing $30M a day....... Suck it up Chocolate Jesus lovers........

Posted by: James at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (qM84C)

164 From the last thread :

That sounds like a Hawkwind album.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 15, 2020 03:23 PM (SAK2A)


Please to not be giving Mis Hum any ideas.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (Z4rgH)

165 >>Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

https://tinyurl.com/s2k5ach



AYFKM?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

166 Really? Furloughs and pay cuts for people who never leave the office?

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (0jZvB)

167 Posted by: Shadout Mapes with A MASK ARE YOU HAPPY NOW at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

-------

Sorry, I never learned Finnish. My Father spoke it, but my paranoid psycho Mother would not let him teach it to me. She didn't want us talking behind her back. Like I said, psycho.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (+0uDE)

168

China might be secretly conducting nuclear tests with very low explosive power despite Beijing's assertions that it is strictly adhering to an international accord banning all nuclear tests, according to a new arms-control report to be made public by the State Department.

The concerns stem from the high tempo of activity at China's Lop Nur test site, extensive excavations at the site, and Beijing's purported use of special chambers to contain explosions.

Lop Nur

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (aKsyK)

169 114
You all realize how absurd the fake prostests will be when the president defies the Left and re-opens the nation?

We'll be seeing fake protesters carrying coffins in front of the White House, real palestinian-style ugliness. You wait.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (+9oO3)

Again, Trymp's not playing that game. He's giving the governors rope - to hang themselves with, if they keep their lockdowns going.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (d6Ksn)

170 interesting

OT


Here's 'Anonymous,' Trump Aides Say. And Here's How They Outed Her.
By Paul Sperry, RealClearInvestigations
April 15, 2020

Ever since a "senior official in the Trump administration" penned an anonymous 2018 New York Times column attacking President Trump as unfit for office, Washington has been engrossed in a high-stakes whodunit. After an exhaustive investigation, the White House believes it's cracked the case, identifying Trump's turncoat as his former deputy national security adviser, Victoria Coates, according to people familiar with the internal probe.

Rather than fire Coates, the White House has quietly transferred her to the Department of Energy, where she awaits special assignment in Saudi Arabia -- far from the president.

Trump effectively demoted Coates just four months after promoting her last fall to the No. 2 spot on his National Security Council. The move was made amid a whisper campaign, started in January, that identified Coates as "Anonymous," the person who wrote the Times Op-Ed and a subsequent book, "A Warning," claiming to be part of a cabal of "fellow Republicans" resisting Trump and his policies from inside the administration.


realclearinvestigations

Saudi Arabia, haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (8fB/R)

171

msnbc is openly calling for a coup??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:55 PM (+9oO3)

172 -
Blank and the Tank 2020!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)


This is like a rerun of that show, Jake and the fat bastard, or whatever it was called.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

173 >>JoyAnnReid

BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months.



Welcome to the TEA PARTY, Joy!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 03:56 PM (bDqIh)

174 You can what I do. Adds some overhead, but maintains some privacy. I go to a local store and buy a prepaid Visa with cash, activate it under a zip code not my own, and hit the tip jar with that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM

Great idea! Next time I am at the store I am grabbing one! Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 03:56 PM (gLvCH)

175 Do you go to bed at night and wake up in the morning?
Hey I got that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 03:56 PM (pw+jk)

176 >>Saudi Arabia, haha


Cover yourself, Sugartits...You're Transferred!

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (/zVYG)

177 Many people warned that Trump's BATFE's ridiculous legal contortions to ban bump stocks would come back to bit us in the ass.

Looks like it's starting:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ujk8lbh

On page 8 they argue that AR-15s meet the definition of machine gun because they can be easily modified to fully automatic by replacing the stock with a bump stock.

An Obama appointed judge in Nevada is giving this argument official cover by allowing a lawsuit to proceed with this argument at its center.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (YYlyE)

178 I'd be happy to give $$ to the ACE cause. If I didn't have to use PayPal.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 03:49 PM (7Fj9P)


I HATE PP. Long story short, I used them in my hobby frequently. One day I made a sale, and apparently they didn't like a word they saw. They froze my account. Lucky for me, I only had $1800 in there. I use it as a play money account, and have had a lot more in there.

PP can freeze your account, take all the money (regardless of where it came from) and in 6 months you can beg for it back. They might give it to you.

They were on the warpath last fall, and got a lot of guys in my community. Some use it as business, and having $20k is no big, as it's constantly in flux.

The ONLY thing PP lets you do when your account is frozen is refund buyers. So, I contacted my buyer, told him about these asswipes, and refunded his money. He then just mailed me a check. PIA for him and me. I then contacted the BBB.

A few weeks later PP contacted me and said they were reinstating my account (I think refunding the guy totally fooled them) and they were "kind" enough to refund the 3% they kept for doing jack shit.

Ace needs to get google wallet/Apple Pay/Zelle or one of the many alternatives. PP is easy because they make it that way for new merchants, websites, etc. I get sick considering how I stuck up for these assholes back when they first started.

But for non-merchant money (no consumer protection) - the alternatives work just fine.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (8B6Ng)

179 You wait.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Uh-oh. Soothsayer has said. That guy is uncannily prescient. Once he soothsaid and it came to pass while the thread was still warm.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (VNfwt)

180 Let's run through this one more time.

Totally credible: Claims that the current President, his Vice President, the Secretary of State and former CIA Chief, James Mattis, and damn near every Republican in the country was involved in some kind of plot with Vladimir Putin to do...something...exactly what we don't know. But there is no empirical evidence for this plot.

Totally not credible: Claims that the Chinese government sought to cover up the origin and spread of a lethal pathogen. That clearly originated in and spread from China.

I guess we have our explanation for Fredo Cuomo's Star Trek Nomad meltdown.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (XrCyE)

181 128
Can someone put together a quick commercial with Sarah McLachlan holding a hungry ewok and a tear in her eye?


Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (FBu6l)

___________


Or Photoshop the old commercial with the Italian Native American Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (qFkYf)

182 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

https://tinyurl.com/s2k5ach
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (wiXsO)
++++++++++++++++
You know what? I think that's fine. They should do it.

And select members of the Moron Horde to fill in for the press corps, to make sure that Biden has to handle the same level of opposition that Trump does when he gets to Q&A. He'll flame out before the second one is over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)

183 Joy Reid finally understand that taxation is theft ...

@JoyAnnReid

BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months ...




What a retard. Trump is giving you someone else's lawnmower.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (Lk/fE)

184 I actually saw a real Klan hood displayed in a small local museum in Nebraska. Just laying around in a randomly displayed room of 1920s artifacts from the prairie. No caption, no opinion on it -- just a hood on a styrofoam mannequin head.

Posted by: zombie

How do you know it was styrofoam ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (arJlL)

185 Little-known (but very important) history about the Ku Klux Klan:

There were actually two almost completely unrelated "Klan" eras: The 1860s/70s (early Klan), and then the 1920s (late Klan). The early Klan was indeed about trying to rescue the institution of slavery, or undo the results of the Civil War. It was mostly ex-Confederate soldiers galloping around terrorizing newly freed slaves and their supporters. And here's the thing: Most did not wear hoods of any kind. And those that did were just floppy cloth bags over their heads, while wearing standard 1860s clothes underneath. This phase of the Klan focused on blacks, but visually the average American is unfamiliar with them and how they looked.

Late Klan was a revival of the Klan in the 1920s, and really wasn't directly connected to the original Klan from the post-Civil War period. The new Klan borrowed the name of the old Klan, but it was an entirely different organization with completely different goals. The 1920s Klan was not about trying to bring back slavery and (most surprisingly) was not focused on terrorizing blacks, but instead was an extreme anti-immigration group mostly hating on Catholics, Jews and other immigrants from what world later be called third-ish-world countries. Yes, there was some lingering leftover anti-black activism, but the 1920s late Klan was most active in the rural midwest where there actually few blacks around anyway. It was THIS phase of the Klan that developed the classic pointed hood and burning cross and so on.

But: The media, and the education system, and therefore the general public, conflate the two eras, thinking that pointy-hooded robe-wearing Klansmen were trying to exterminate blacks in the south in the 19th century. Never happened.

Then of course there is what I guess we'll call the Third Wave of the Klan, which is post WWII underground "white power"-type groups, who combine the ideologies of the first two eras but who basically have no social influence in modern society, except in prison gangs and a few fringey losers.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (N9G0H)

186 @ZekeJMiller 3 minutes ago

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

187 Alex Thompson@AlxThomp
Stacey Abrams on VP: "I would be an excellent running mate. I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities. I have a strong history of executive and management experience in the private, public, and nonprofit sectors."

-
Blank and the Tank 2020!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru

Did he find this on ZipRecruiter?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (Asyn9)

188
identifying Trump's turncoat as his former deputy national security adviser, Victoria Coates, according to people familiar with the internal probe.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Heh.

Was she on anyone's radar? Her name is certainly familiar.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (+9oO3)

189 But leftwingers are bad at everything. They would write terrible code.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2020 03:33 PM (E+OcO)

The compiler doesn't care about your feelings....

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

190 Blank and the Tank 2020!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM

Love It! Stole it!

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (+0uDE)

191
Welcome to the TEA PARTY, Joy!
Posted by: Lizzy


I thought we had a IQ requirement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (5of6n)

192 Marco ?
Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 03:48 PM (arJlL)

Polo!

Posted by: ewok in pool at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (G546f)

193 Lamentably, some people were bashing (and not the Unix kind) C.

When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Write in C

As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere someone whispers
Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah Write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL
Write in C.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (DMUuz)

194 Operation Gridlock Protests Whitmer's Stay-At-Home Order John Sexton, HotAir

good piece

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (8fB/R)

195
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

========

And not a single Democrat will lose their seat in California because this is what Californians want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

196 Make a heavy investment in piano wire manufacturing.

"Force sensing" a demand increase on the horizon.

Posted by: Jedi Financial Advisor at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (ZuGkg)

197
Uh-oh. Soothsayer has said. That guy is uncannily prescient. Once he soothsaid and it came to pass while the thread was still warm.

Posted by: Blutarski



^
This guy gets a shirt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (+9oO3)

198 Alex Thompson@AlxThomp
Stacey Abrams on VP: "I would be an excellent running mate. I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities. I have a strong history of executive and management experience in the private, public, and nonprofit sectors."
====

This literally sounds like a bad resume some asks you to read over and proof for them.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

199 191
Welcome to the TEA PARTY, Joy!
Posted by: Lizzy

I thought we had a IQ requirement.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (5of6n)

============

"Keep government off my Medicare."

No, no we did not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

200 Kicked a little of my gov't cheese payout to Ace.

Don't blow it all on shelving, man.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (m45I2)

201 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

What about the other 10 Million Illegals in California?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (+0uDE)

202 You should try another Skankathon when the Lockout is lifted.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (/zVYG)


Everybody luvs skanks. I'm in.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (Z4rgH)

203 Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

and away from Marco's trash...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Marco ?
Posted by: JT


Polo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 03:51 PM (GvEen)



Arroz con Polo

(it's what I am making tonight as we type...)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (8fB/R)

204 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

And part of his largest voting block.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (FKi9J)

205 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
How are they going to find these "undocumented" people that - by definition - do not have documentation? Are they going to hand out wads of cash at the Home Depot parking lot at 06:00?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (hYcqw)

206 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8Nfzcn1qQ

Posted by: Out of Shadows at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (6Td99)

207 Blank and the Tank 2020!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 03:54 PM (+y/Ru

If he picks Kamala it'll be Blank and the Skank

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (d6Ksn)

208
Was Paul Anka trying to get shirts for his guys??
What was that aboot, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (+9oO3)

209 Reader donations are keeping me off the street!

and away from Marco's trash...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Marco ?
Posted by: JT


Polo.
Posted by: rickb223

LOL !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (arJlL)

210 California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
***

Remember how we keep being told it would be impossible to find all the illegals to deport well Gov Gruesome just gave you 150K leads.


Also, 150K!?!? CA has millions of them....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 04:00 PM (WdocV)

211 184 I actually saw a real Klan hood displayed in a small local museum in Nebraska. Just laying around in a randomly displayed room of 1920s artifacts from the prairie. No caption, no opinion on it -- just a hood on a styrofoam mannequin head.

Posted by: zombie

How do you know it was styrofoam ?
Posted by: JT


Because it wasn't in a case or anything - -just sitting there on a shelf. An obviously styrofoam head-- like the kind they use in wig stores.

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 04:01 PM (N9G0H)

212 Media Bailout Bill?

Trump is offering them an hour and a half of must see TV every day. What more could they need?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 04:01 PM (+0uDE)

213 Saggy Tits pelosi's freezers are like $20K, maybe more.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 03:52 PM (+9oO3)

Dual 20K freezers.

Classy.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:01 PM (u6xw0)

214 I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities.

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 04:01 PM (XrCyE)

215 195
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)



I thought CA was bankrupt.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (nd/mG)

216 Fox News playing Whitmer speech LIVE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (aKsyK)

217
@ZekeJMiller 3 minutes ago



SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus
assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult
immigrants.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

===
Do American citizens get anything or just the illegal criminal invaders?

My guess is citizens get BOHICA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (pw+jk)

218 8 solid hours of chainsaws and grinding since 8am, finally quiet.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)

219 "People always say: 'Conservatives never protest because they are too busy working,'" the event page says. "Well, guess what. You're not working -- so it's time to PROTEST."

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (3aI0K)

220 I was in the allergist's waiting room yesterday and lobby TV had some flossy cable bitch spewing anti-Trump lies, and I just blurted out "go to hell." People heard me. It was spontaneous and unstoppable. My hatred for these people is beyond the limits of anything I've ever felt.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (H8QX8)

221

I can't even afford a mid-tier KitchenAid fridge and that corrupt scumbag pelosi has twin Subzeros.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (+9oO3)

222
I thought CA was bankrupt.
Posted by: Braenyard


No No No. California is the only state with a YUGE surplus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (aKsyK)

223 Everyone discussing how we get back to work, yet Amazon has been hiring thousands, FedEx and UPS have been hiring.....

Why do THEY get to go to work and aren't dying like flies, yet NO ONE ELSE can in a much smaller business or environment?

We're getting fucked. In the ass. With a phone pole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

224 AW Fuck

FOX puts Wretched Gretchen on TV while refusing to cover the protest.


Nazi bitch pulling out sob story after sob story and plays the " we are ALL suffering" bullshit story.


Refusing to acknowledge what she has done. Disgusting.



FOX just sold out.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (G1eBa)

225 I was in the allergist's waiting room yesterday and
lobby TV had some flossy cable bitch spewing anti-Trump lies, and I just
blurted out "go to hell." People heard me. It was spontaneous and
unstoppable. My hatred for these people is beyond the limits of anything
I've ever felt.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:02 PM (H8QX

===
I admire your restraint. My reply would have been "fuck you cunt."
I should be better.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (pw+jk)

226 Arroz con Polo

(it's what I am making tonight as we type...)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at

Polo with arrows ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (arJlL)

227 201 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)

Let me tell you how that works, and why it's being done: If I'm a good California Dem, and my buddy is in the system, then me and all my friends go put brown shoe polish on our faces, wrap blankets around our heads, and say "No Habla! No Habla!" while our buddy hands us all our checks.

Identity checks? We're "Undocumented!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (trdmm)

228 I'd be nice if AOSHQ would configure our Moron PayPal contributions (like other transactions) to allow us to send a buyer "comment", along with our money to HQ, or at least make us *think* that text would ever be read by some 42 YO intern at the very least. I just sent a "test" $10, and was denied even making a Shelving or EVEN a Lifting joke into a web comment text box BRO, on PayPal just now.
Note: I even was wearing pants because I thought I had a chance to make it more special! Alas...alas

Posted by: MoJoTee at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (O7t6I)

229 I can't even afford a mid-tier KitchenAid fridge and that corrupt scumbag pelosi has twin Subzeros.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (+9oO3)


Wife keeps bitching at me she want a new fridge for the kitchen.

I don't have a cool $5 grand to throw around........

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Joy Reid finally understand that taxation is theft...



@JoyAnnReid



BTW you all realize that check Treasury is sending you with Trump's
name scribbled on it is your money, right? It's your tax dollars that
congress appropriated. Trump is basically the guy who "lends" you back
your own lawnmower he borrowed and has had at his house for months...

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (cF8AT)

Oh believe me, they already know this stuff. They lie the rest of the time because they get off on lying. Like I always say, Democrats Lie for Fun.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (FBu6l)

231 This literally sounds like a bad resume some asks you to read over and proof for them.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

LOL! Or else like an answer a wannabe Miss USA would give for the "personality" part of the pageant.

Hey! Do we get a swimming suit competition too? Sniffy Joe would like that. My guess is that Gretchen the Michigan Nazi would beat Abrams.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (d6Ksn)

232 No No No. California is the only state with a YUGE surplus.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me, ...

Posted by: CALPERS at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (hYcqw)

233
AW Fuck

FOX puts Wretched Gretchen on TV while refusing to cover the protest.


They just showed the protest, and the horn-honking.

And yeah, Wretched Gretchen is blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

234 Everyone discussing how we get back to work, yet Amazon has been hiring thousands, FedEx and UPS have been hiring.....

***

Because Bezos owns a lot of shares in the Democrat party? Not sure about the other two.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (WdocV)

235 After getting my Chinese Flu Funding today, it occurred to me that I hadn't hit the ol' tip jar here in a while...... so ace, enjoy the 1.67% I'm donating to you! I don't know what I'd do without this joint......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (jjaLl)

236 offen socken

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (G546f)

237 Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 03:45 PM (Asyn9)

It's all bullshit. We should have let this strain of virus run it's course just like we do with the flu and cold virus.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (Fs5vw)

238 FOX just sold out.


Posted by: deplorable unperson at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (G1eBa)

FOX sold out around the time they stopped letting Michelle Malkin fill in for O'Reilly, my dude.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (FBu6l)

239 According to lefty news pundit math, for 75million , Newsome should be able to give each undocumented immigrant 500,000.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (FKi9J)

240 But Silly Lizard will still say news partisans do not take the sides that news partisans do.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:05 PM (Eicbe)

241 I can't even afford a mid-tier KitchenAid fridge and that corrupt scumbag pelosi has twin Subzeros.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (+9oO3)
++++++++++++++
I'm surprised she didn't use her filthy stolen lucre to buy a "Made in China" brand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (hYcqw)

242 OH NO!!!! Don't touch gasoline pumps!!!!

Is she completely insane???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

243 "FOX puts Wretched Gretchen on TV while refusing to cover the protest."

They covered it this morning on Harris Faulkner's show.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (d6Ksn)

244 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP)-California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $ 500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.



What keeps them from going through the line ten times? I mean, it's not like they are showing ID.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (Lk/fE)

245
I don't have a cool $5 grand to throw around........

Posted by: Sponge


Suggestion: Buy a Maytag for short money and don't get the extended warranty. If you get 10 years out of it, great.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (+9oO3)

246 California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (cF8AT)


150,000?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

247 I can't even afford a mid-tier KitchenAid fridge and that corrupt scumbag pelosi has twin Subzeros.





Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (+9oO3)

Yeah. On her chest.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (FBu6l)

248
Suggestion: Buy a Maytag for short money and don't get the extended warranty. If you get 10 years out of it, great.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:06 PM (+9oO3)


God a dead Maytag dishwasher in the kitchen now......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

250 *Got.....

Dadgummit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

251 I admin. my companies/boss's website...No PP.



Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (u6xw0)

252 FOX just sold out.
-------
"just"

Not really.

Posted by: you can't trust the media especially controlled opposition at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (QQmX1)

253 ha ha ok

just when I thought Wolf had done his worst

now ALL PA businesses - ALL! - must require everyone to wear masks

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (j9HX3)

254 8 solid hours of chainsaws and grinding since 8am, finally quiet.
Posted by: Skip

Ya know what I hate ?

Those blowers !

I always picture somebody stalking a little leaf instead of bending the fook over and picking it up.

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)

255 Donated my WuFlu government bonus to Ace. Don't get too excited, our stimulus was $85. You got it all.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (iPBiQ)

256 When reportage is such absurd BS as this, it goes deeper than simply editors and publishers pushing an agenda. It goes all the way to academic indoctrination.

So it's not just the MFM that needs a good purging which we've been advocating for, literally, decades. It's also the source which goes back even further: schooling.

"Journalism" schools need to have their funding cut and regular auditing done to keep them in line. And that, yet again, is another tragedy and why we can't have nice things. The industry is so corrupt that it forces people who believe in the First Amendment to want to impose rules to control/officiate that right because it is so abused. It no longer serves as a check on government; it's now an abusive co-conspirator and no longer fulfills its role as a necessary tool for the public good.

The MFM simply cannot die fast enough, hard enough.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (6eEQ+)

257 Purge Night: Georgia edition will be a best seller.

Wish I could attend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (l4C/z)

258 249 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.


nah

they won't they will double down instead

they are winning, they're beating us

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (j9HX3)

259 WTH with PayPal? I tried to give ace some money and I'm getting a "We're busy because Coronavirus" bs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

260 ha ha ok

just when I thought Wolf had done his worst

now ALL PA businesses - ALL! - must require everyone to wear masks
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!

Really ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)

261 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)


OF COURSE she's not.

SHE DOESN'T CARE what the people think. SHE'S A TYRANT. And FLAUNTING it on National TV.

Elections have consequences is the ONLY lesson you can take from this.

I only hope the voting public is paying attention AND remembers come November.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Yo soy un illegal. Dame dinero senior Newsome. Yo lo nesacito.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

263 249 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

I didn't expect her too. This protest today doesn't come close to the tipping point. A lot more shit will have to go down before these maniacs capitulate.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (H8QX8)

264
LEARN

TO

COD

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (mht8P)

265 I hate the media.
Actual headline on the bullsh*t Microsoft News that my work computer defaults to: Fact Check on Six Covid-19 Zombie Apocalypse Scenarios, or something close to that. They lost me at Fact Check.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (axyOa)

266 Uh, yeah guys, you're not losing revenue because of the Corona virus. If anything, you should be GAINING revenue due to all the extra people at home surfing the internet.

The truth is, nobody wants to read your bullshit, not even the clickbait factory sports "news media" at sites like SB Nation where the business model is to generate clicks by repeating absurd rumors as fact.

Posted by: deadrody at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (/jrmI)

267
185 Little-known (but very important) history about the Ku Klux Klan:

There were actually two almost completely unrelated "Klan" eras: The 1860s/70s (early Klan), and then the 1920s (late Klan). The early Klan was indeed about trying to rescue the institution of slavery, or undo the results of the Civil War. It was mostly ex-Confederate soldiers galloping around terrorizing newly freed slaves and their supporters. And here's the thing: Most did not wear hoods of any kind. And those that did were just floppy cloth bags over their heads, while wearing standard 1860s clothes underneath. This phase of the Klan focused on blacks, but visually the average American is unfamiliar with them and how they looked.

Late Klan was a revival of the Klan in the 1920s, and really wasn't directly connected to the original Klan from the post-Civil War period. The new Klan borrowed the name of the old Klan, but it was an entirely different organization with completely different goals. The 1920s Klan was not about trying to bring back slavery and (most surprisingly) was not focused on terrorizing blacks, but instead was an extreme anti-immigration group mostly hating on Catholics, Jews and other immigrants from what world later be called third-ish-world countries. Yes, there was some lingering leftover anti-black activism, but the 1920s late Klan was most active in the rural midwest where there actually few blacks around anyway. It was THIS phase of the Klan that developed the classic pointed hood and burning cross and so on.

But: The media, and the education system, and therefore the general public, conflate the two eras, thinking that pointy-hooded robe-wearing Klansmen were trying to exterminate blacks in the south in the 19th century. Never happened.

Then of course there is what I guess we'll call the Third Wave of the Klan, which is post WWII underground "white power"-type groups, who combine the ideologies of the first two eras but who basically have no social influence in modern society, except in prison gangs and a few fringey losers.
Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (N9G0H)

--------

The 1860's - 1870's KKK Killed almost as many whites as blacks. The terrorized Republicans in the South and went after their newspapers. ,

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (+0uDE)

268 Unreal - this bitch is bringing up her fake friend with MS , her fake nurse friend, some rando who thinks he got Chinese Lung AIDs from a gas pump and blah blah blah....

" We have to stay at home for safety"

Letting Meshawn Maddock ??? Michigan Conservative Coalition rep respond.


Where the fuck are the Republican politicians ?


Uniparty Uber Alles.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (G1eBa)

269 Biden has renamed Covid-19 Covid 9...it's lost 10 points....

https://tinyurl.com/sgtzk69

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (cF8AT)

270 Oregon was a Hotspot for the Klan in the 20s. There is full robe and hood on display at one of the local museums.

I have been told there is a group trying to strt a new chapter locally. If I get asked, which I wouldn't ever, I'd have to say I can't because I'm not a democrat.

No sympathy whatsoever, but I can understand why. The woods are locked up from logging, there is no manufactusing or fishing, and the bar to farming is too high for a single family and you compete for manual jobs with illegals.
Some people want meaning in life and donot want to do heroin or meth.

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (bMMCK)

271 What happened to Biden's daily press conference?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (FBu6l)

272 I've gotten 12 years so far from my Maytag appliances including washer and dryer. Granted I have never turned on my dishwasher except for the initial testing. Probably need to change some hoses.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (FKi9J)

273 I'm here.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (QzF6i)

274 >> @ZekeJMiller 3 minutes ago

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
- - - -


Uh, how are they both 'undocumented' yet known to the point that they can be counted and issued US checks?????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

275 Has anyone tried suing Kindergarten Hitler in Michigan yet? I don't see how she isn't 100% liable for any economic losses caused by her arbitrary decisions....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (WdocV)

276 WTH with PayPal? I tried to give ace some money and I'm getting a "We're busy because Coronavirus" bs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
SARS-CoV-2 can jump to servers due to the lack of social distancing combined with extremely rapid air flow that servers in datacenters are subjected to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)

277 Although bread flour might be better for pizza dough than plain AP due to the protein %.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (5of6n)

278 Just donated. (Sorry, not as much as I would like but, well, you know.) I have never commented but I read this site every day and it helps preserve what little sanity I have left watching what is happening. Thanks.

Posted by: Kat at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (KahGF)

279 8 solid hours of chainsaws and grinding

Title of your sex tape.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (YYlyE)

280 yep JT

every single office, well the few that are still allowed to be open at all!

everyone there must be masked

every visitor / partner who comes in for a meeting - must be masked

everyone

AND - if anyone at that business tests positive, that company MUST do temp checks every day of every employee

btw - maybe - trying to find silver lining - this is his sop to the legislature and he will eventually stop vetoing our re-opening bill?

whatever

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

281 274 >> @ZekeJMiller 3 minutes ago

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - California governor says state's virus assistance will include giving $500 each to 150,000 undocumented adult immigrants.
- - - -


Uh, how are they both 'undocumented' yet known to the point that they can be counted and issued US checks?????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

==========

Well, they have been giving driver's licenses to them for a while now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

282 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.
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You know who else didn't back down?

Hitler and his buddy, the Italian guy what got hung from a lamppost.

Posted by: just sayin' at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (CwQmP)

283 Why do THEY get to go to work and aren't dying like flies, yet NO ONE ELSE can in a much smaller business or environment?

We're getting fucked. In the ass. With a phone pole.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

UPS has been using My-Chi-Rona as an excuse NOT to deliver packages.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (u6xw0)

284 Amazon said Wednesday it will "temporarily" suspend all activity in France, one day after a French court ruled it wasn't doing enough to protect its workers in the country amid the pandemic.

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (3aI0K)

285 Or Photoshop the old commercial with the Italian Native American Iron Eyes Cody.


Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (qFkYf)

Don't tempt me!!!

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (FBu6l)

286 Going through money issues for the next bit, but after that I can perhaps donate.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (E+OcO)

287 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

https://tinyurl.com/s2k5ach
Posted by: redridinghood

He's probably already doing this with action figures and army men figures in his basement. It's how they keep him occupied while they write the text for his next barely coherent video explaining what he'd do if president.

Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (FQWHA)

288
They covered it this morning on Harris Faulkner's show.


For about 5 minutes.


FOX has devoted all it's bandwidth to covering Cuomo's 24/7 blathering.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (G1eBa)

289 I have now had my first Zoom-19 meeting.

It installed (infected) itself on my machine.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)

290 Jane. Had no problem with PayPal. Donation went right through.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (iPBiQ)

291 UPS has been using My-Chi-Rona as an excuse NOT to deliver packages.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:11 PM (u6xw0)


Huh.

They delivered me a package yesterday, the driver handed me the box after ringing the bell and waiting and wasn't wearing a mask.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

292 This mask shit is just to keep us compliant.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (FBu6l)

293 are hogmartin pics online? cuz I didn't see any at his youtube page
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 03:53 PM (iTXRQ)


https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (t+qrx)

294 Has anyone tried suing Kindergarten Hitler in Michigan yet? I don't see how she isn't 100% liable for any economic losses caused by her arbitrary decisions....
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She's got immunity, and not from viruses.

Posted by: just sayin' at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (iSDSY)

295 THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!

So, if I go to the supermarket, I gotta wear a mask ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (arJlL)

296 LEARN

TO

COD


Way ahead of you, kid.

Posted by: Gorton Fisherman at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (YYlyE)

297 290 Jane. Had no problem with PayPal. Donation went right through.
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Mine did too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

298

Brought home 11 crappie. They shut down around 11, pretty common, gave em another hour then came home. They're brineing in the fridge and I've had something to eat.

Getting ready to go back out.

But before I do, that site that the entire leftist media calls extreme, rightwing, fringe, yada yada yada, has some drops today you might find interesting.

Loved the pic of Hannity that got posted the other day with a punisher pin in his lapel, tilted to resemble a Q.

qmap.pub

Have a good afternoon

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2020 04:14 PM (IsEQq)

299 "He's probably already doing this with action figures and army men figures in his basement. It's how they keep him occupied while they write the text for his next barely coherent video explaining what he'd do if president."


I approve of this.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at April 15, 2020 04:14 PM (PiwSw)

300 Of course, internet advertising for everyone is way, way down.
---
We are all in this together.

Posted by: We Are All In This Together, Inc. at April 15, 2020 04:14 PM (Eicbe)

301
How soon we forget...

No one remembers the stupid fake Vaping hysteria that caused many governors to illegally shut down stores that sold LEGAL products?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:15 PM (+9oO3)

302 *types/deletes*

Nuke from orbit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:15 PM (KnJdm)

303 So, if I go to the supermarket, I gotta wear a mask ?


JT that was already a rule! we are all supposed to wear masks while shopping

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (j9HX3)

304 Wretchen Shitmer.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (Eicbe)

305 We need a new term: economic genocide. That's what these governors are committing. But the Left has found the perfect cover for it -- public safety!

"The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants." Camus

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (H8QX8)

306 Just got my receipt from Paypal in the ol' Inbox......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (jjaLl)

307 Brought home 11 crappie. They shut down around 11, pretty common, gave em another hour then came home. They're brineing in the fridge and I've had something to eat.

Getting ready to go back out.


Posted by: teej


Jealous!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (GvEen)

308 Brought home 11 crappie. They shut down around 11, pretty common, gave em another hour then came home.

I understand these words individually, but not in this order.

Who shut down? Who came home? The crappie?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:16 PM (YYlyE)

309 288
FOX has devoted all it's bandwidth to covering Cuomo's 24/7 blathering.

has he started talking about fish flu yet?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2020 04:17 PM (kf5Ci)

310 LEARN

TO

COD

Way ahead of you, kid.
Posted by: Gorton Fisherman at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (YYlyE)


Made me blow my nose on my arm.....

Thanks.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

311 FINALLY hit the tip jar.

PayPal had the 'Rona.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

312 >https://stoatnet.org/opgridlock/
Posted by: hogmartin


thanks
great stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 04:17 PM (iTXRQ)

313 And just read said receipt..... Cool, my Ampersands are being delivered directly to my house!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:17 PM (jjaLl)

314 287 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

https://tinyurl.com/s2k5ach
Posted by: redridinghood


Playing the role of Dr. Fauci will be Obama. . . because he's so smaht.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (Ozpxd)

315 The 1860's - 1870's KKK Killed almost as many whites as blacks. The terrorized Republicans in the South and went after their newspapers. ,

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2020 04:09 PM (+0uDE)


And it's originator dropped out and disavowed it within the first year of its existence.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (nd/mG)

316 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.

And who can blame her? As evidenced by hogmartin's pictures today, there was open carry of pitchforks!

Such insolent behavior by serfs must be dealt with harshly!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

317 Next to where I WAS working ( ( new Jefferson Health center) is one of those Amazon distribution centers that are everywhere around here. Guess everyone buyijng everything online has them busy.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (ZCEU2)

318 231 Donna
Thanks for the idea of tank Abrams in a swimsuit. Something I'd rather not imagine. LOL

Has anyone heard from any Michigan morons about the protest in Lansing? I know some were planning to go.

Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (LYJ5G)

319 WTH with PayPal? I tried to give ace some money and I'm getting a "We're busy because Coronavirus" bs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

Mine went through too, but it took a minute. Also, I think that one of the Cobs or Ace should put up a post reminding everyone to hit the tip jar. I would be going nuts without this place and all of you. Ace and Cobs deserve a good healthy paycheck

Posted by: spypeach at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (Up/Jb)

320 258 249 Looks like the Bitch of Michigan isn't backing down.
nah
they won't they will double down instead
they are winning, they're beating us
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:08 PM (j9HX3)

so far, everyone willing to use guns in Michigan is on her side, aren't they? They're the ones in the squad cars.

As her hero, Chairman Mao said, power flows from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (trdmm)

321
Has anyone heard from any Michigan morons about the protest in Lansing? I know some were planning to go.
Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (LYJ5G)


One has been posting links to pics and videos this afternoon.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Whatever President Trump wants done Democrats will fight tooth and nail to stop.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)

323 My tip went through.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

324 It has occurred to me that Ayn Rand (nor I) would have envisioned Atlas Shrugging because he had a virus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

325 297 290 Jane. Had no problem with PayPal. Donation went right through.
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Mine did too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

Me too.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

326 Playing the role of Dr. Fauci will be Obama. . . because he's so smaht.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (Ozpxd)


Notice at the Briefings; not one stammer or uh or uhm. Not one.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (nd/mG)

327 Trump can assume dictatorial powers any time he wants with my blessing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX8)

328 Shit Ace, thanks for the reminder. I just hit the tip jar.

Posted by: jaimo at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (/Kt3K)

329 Has anyone heard from any Michigan morons about the protest in Lansing? I know some were planning to go.

Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (LYJ5G)


hogmartin up-thread has pics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

330
Notice at the Briefings; not one stammer or uh or uhm. Not one.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:19 PM (nd/mG)


Nor teleprompter.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Jimmy Carter's desiccated husk disagrees with Trump defunding the W.H.O.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/su9pbda

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (YYlyE)

332 Brought home 11 crappie. They shut down around 11, pretty common, gave em another hour then came home.

I understand these words individually, but not in this order.

Who shut down? Who came home? The crappie?
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If I wasn't trying to do my job, the job of an IT person, the jobs of like 15 teachers, plus the cafeteria workers, janitor etc., I'd be down in the rocky river trying to hook up with a steelhead. (No that is not something that needs to be looked up on the urban dictionary. Its a fish.)

Posted by: just sayin' at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (5yTFM)

333 Huh.

They delivered me a package yesterday, the driver handed me the box after ringing the bell and waiting and wasn't wearing a mask.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

You were fortunate, everday this week we've had UPS issues. Going to get worse, rumor is the union folk are calling in sick due to Rona19 and the drivers(teamsters)doing the same.

Never let a crisis go to waste.





Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (u6xw0)

334
I bet a common chant at live games will be: China is asshole.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (84Pcq)

335 JT that was already a rule! we are all supposed to wear masks while shopping
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!

!

That's news to me !

I was in 2 supermarkets yesterday and 1 on Sunday, and there were plenty of unmasked people, me included !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (arJlL)

336 As her hero, Chairman Mao said, power flows from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (trdmm)
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Mao was right. It resembles the general consensus of our founders that government is frozen force.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (Eicbe)

337 FUN FACT: New York is over 33% of the total USA amount of CCP Lung AIDS.

Nipsy Cuehomo is doing a heck of a job. Doubt that will help him to become Preeay Nipple McPierce.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (pw+jk)

338 PA State Senate just passed a bill to start reopening businesses - now on to Governor Wolf's desk for his signature!

lol well one can hope for a miracle I guess!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (j9HX3)

339 I hit Ace's tip jar for ONE MEELION DOLLAHRZ. But I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: Mr. MooMoo at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (sWM8x)

340 Mine went through, but I got "due to the coronavirus, this may take longer" crap.

WTH?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

341 My tip went through.

Title of your sex tape.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (YYlyE)

342 Fuck these fucking fuckers and their fucking friends.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

343 >>Well, they have been giving driver's licenses to them for a while now.


Sound pretty d@mn documented, no???

So very sick of the euphemisms and pretending things are not what they obviously are.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

344 I did it. Go buy some pre-hung shelves, Ace.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (7Fj9P)

345 Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2020 03:58 PM (N9G0H)

Even the initial klan wasn't as you described though the violence ramped up relatively shortly after it was formed. The most famous early member , General Forrest quit and denounced the violence IIRC.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (FKi9J)

346 Vernon Jones is being threatened by the plantation dwellers.

God bless that man and keep him safe. GA needs men like him, even Dem men like him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

347 I was in 2 supermarkets yesterday and 1 on Sunday, and there were plenty of unmasked people, me included !


oh I know JT!!!!

yeah no one by me is masking

and no one is gonna wear masks in the empty offices either

it's just amusing at this point

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (j9HX3)

348 300
We are all in this together.

suspicion breeds confidence

Posted by: M.O.I. at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (kf5Ci)

349 Fuck these fucking fuckers and their fucking friends.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (NWiLs)


Good to see day 3 has you in high spirits.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

350 338 PA State Senate just passed a bill to start reopening businesses - now on to Governor Wolf's desk for his signature!


We now have to beg and plead and write laws to get our businesses running. We're living inside a leftist wet dream.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (H8QX8)

351 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]

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I think he should go with a Starship Enterprise replica, then he can play Captain Kirk. "Bring me the hot green alien wench! Make it so!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Can you repost the link to pics of the protest?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (QzF6i)

353
Jimmy Carter's desiccated husk disagrees with Trump defunding the W.H.O.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/su9pbda





Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (YYlyE)

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Now I know it is the right and true thing to do.

President Trump, WHO is Asshoe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (pw+jk)

354 Fuck these fucking fuckers and their fucking friends.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

You didn't speak this way when you were unemployed !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (arJlL)

355 I swear, if I hear "This is our new normal" one more time, Imma hurt someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

356 They delivered me a package yesterday, the driver handed me the box after ringing the bell and waiting and wasn't wearing a mask.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

A couple of weeks ago my mom opened the door when she saw the UPS lady walking up, the driver gave her a look, dropped the package, and took off in a hurry.

Posted by: AF at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (7TIB9)

357 I think the progs are missing the Arbeit part of "Arbeit macht frei"

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (Eicbe)

358
LEARN

TO

COD

Way ahead of you, kid.
Posted by: Gorton Fisherman


Hey there, big boy!

Posted by: Mrs. Paul at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (aKsyK)

359 Pre hung men don't buy pre hung shelves.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (84Pcq)

360 I swear, if I hear "This is our new normal" one more time, Imma hurt someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Not in range, so this might be our new normal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (Eicbe)

361 Got my PPP paycheck today and my 2400.00 check today. Too bad it's already spent.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (9Wk1C)

362 Mother Earth is big. You have to kiss her really hard so she can feel it.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wzgxbyg

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (YYlyE)

363 346 Vernon Jones is being threatened by the plantation dwellers.

God bless that man and keep him safe. GA needs men like him, even Dem men like him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

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So, he's gonna be a guest at the White House in less than a week, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

364 I swear, if I hear "This is our new normal" one more time, Imma hurt someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)


I accidentally used that phrase when posting something on Facebook for work earlier, but edited it to say "now part of our daily routine," which is only slightly less bad.

Posted by: AF at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (7TIB9)

365 Store I serviced; working like dogs loading our trucks, teamsters sitting in the breakroom waiting for *the store* to service them.

I got a royal hot iron for the teamsters.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (nd/mG)

366 274----Uh, how are they both 'undocumented' yet known to the point that they can be counted and issued US checks?????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (bDqIh)
---------------------------------

The rest of us have GOT to figure out how to cash in on this stuff.
I mean, it should be easy to "prove" you're illegal, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (M/9m0)

367 bonhomme: "Jimmy Carter's desiccated husk disagrees with Trump defunding the W.H.O."

So a verified, bona fide, certified Stamp of Approval that Trump is doing the right thing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (6eEQ+)

368 Fuck these fucking fuckers and their fucking friends.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 04:21 PM (NWiLs)


Insom, glad to see you're keeping the positive attitude as you analyze our socialist masters at work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (BiNEL)

369 Mao was right. It resembles the general consensus of our founders that government is frozen force.
Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (Eicbe)

and because of that, non-violent protests are a joke, just kabuki theatre for the cameras, no one cares. They appear to work for the left because everytime they do one, it has actually been set up by their leaders and financial backers, and they have a legislative action plan ready to go, and they *claim* they had to respond to the "Protest". But it's all fake, and the fixes are in before they ever happen.

Now on the right, we don't even attempt that level of coordination, and we don't have anyone on top who would support it if we tried. So protests like this have the same impact as a turd tossed into a mud puddle. no one is going to care, after today everyone in power will forget it ever happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (trdmm)

370
Jimmy Carter's desiccated husk disagrees with Trump defunding the W.H.O.

Gee, that's a big surprise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (aKsyK)

371 Gah. Bill Hemmer on Fox: "Hang in there, America! We'll be here for you."

STFU!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

372 Saw a picture today in the local newspaper of a group of women who got together to make masks because of the shortage. On a table in front of them was a large pile of very pretty cloth masks. However, it was a double row of about 12 elderly women sitting next to each other and not a single one was wearing a mask.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (QzF6i)

373 Just sent you some money . I need more ACE!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)

374 The rest of us have GOT to figure out how to cash in on this stuff.
I mean, it should be easy to "prove" you're illegal, shouldn't it?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (M/9m0)


No habla ingles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (BiNEL)

375 Vernon Jones is being threatened by the plantation dwellers.

God bless that man and keep him safe. GA needs men like him, even Dem men like him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

===========

So, he's gonna be a guest at the White House in less than a week, huh?
=====
Ambassador to the Bahamas soon thereafter.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (mH0UT)

376 Gah. Bill Hemmer on Fox: "Hang in there, America! We'll be here for you."

STFU!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

Sing it, girl.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (FBu6l)

377 I'm here for me. No, really.

Posted by: Mr. MooMoo at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (sWM8x)

378 LEARN

TO

COD

Way ahead of you, kid.
Posted by: Gorton Fisherman

Hey there, big boy!
Posted by: Mrs. Paul


She's a cold fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (GvEen)

379 Uh, how are they both 'undocumented' yet known to the point that they can be counted and issued US checks?????

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:10 PM (bDqIh)
---
Been making that point for days.

You must send checks to people we can't document!

Sounds like their voting plan for MORE DEMOCRACY.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (Eicbe)

380 Love that line: Snap some necks. Make it so.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (84Pcq)

381 They delivered me a package yesterday, the driver handed me the box after ringing the bell and waiting and wasn't wearing a mask.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:12 PM

Twice now in one week, the UPS and USPS delivered packages. We have a "Ring" doorbell and cam. Fortunately nothing in it was fragile but they both launched it onto the porch from like 10 feet away. The video goes to my phone. It is actually kind of funny. It's like when you see the baggage handlers being oh so careful with your luggage.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (gLvCH)

382 LEARN

TO

COD

Way ahead of you, kid.
Posted by: Gorton Fisherman

Hey there, big boy!
Posted by: Mrs. Paul


EAT me.

Posted by: Long John Silvers at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Learn to Sod.

We need lawn workers that speak English.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (FKi9J)

384 Saw a picture today in the local newspaper of a group of women who got together to make masks because of the shortage. On a table in front of them was a large pile of very pretty cloth masks. However, it was a double row of about 12 elderly women sitting next to each other and not a single one was wearing a mask.
===
Were they eating chips out of a common bowl as well? Licking their fingers even?

Eh gads the horror!!!!

Posted by: small pox at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (iSDSY)

385 "Gah. Bill Hemmer on Fox: "Hang in there, America! We'll be here for you."

STFU!


Posted by: Jane D'oh"



I think that gets him a week in the Barrel.


Posted by: The Barrel at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (MxEKc)

386 Signed up for another year Ace. Keep it up!

Come on you guys! For just a dollar a week can help keep an Ewok off the street, and help preserve the sanity of a bunch of Morons.

Posted by: f'd at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (Tnijr)

387 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (trdmm)

Yes and yes. The Left also knows they are the truly violent ones. Which is why they act the way they do.

If they believed a tenth of the crap they spew about "dangerous" right-wingers, they would keep their bony asses in check instead of taunting us every minute of every day.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (FBu6l)

388 I was going to suggest Ace take some of his tip jar $$$ and take a lady out for a nice dinner.

And then I remembered we're shut down, we're all in this together, this is our new normal, and I want him to stay safe.


*bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

389 Twice now in one week, the UPS and USPS delivered packages. We have a "Ring" doorbell and cam. Fortunately nothing in it was fragile but they both launched it onto the porch from like 10 feet away. The video goes to my phone. It is actually kind of funny. It's like when you see the baggage handlers being oh so careful with your luggage.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (gLvCH)


So, Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura.....if that's the right movie.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I prefer haddock.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (+0AKE)

391 Learn to Sod...

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (FKi9J)
---
Off.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (Eicbe)

392 Polo with arrows ?
Posted by: JT at April 15, 2020 04:04 PM (arJlL)


roll your "L"s.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (8fB/R)

393 This is not going to end well for you, Media, and you will go down knowing you deserve every bit of what's coming to you.

A Presidential Press Briefing in the middle of 5th Avenue?

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (vI+F1)

394 >>The rest of us have GOT to figure out how to cash in on this stuff.
I mean, it should be easy to "prove" you're illegal, shouldn't it?


Right?

If they're "undocumented" how would they get the check cashed or deposited?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (bDqIh)

395 Ask for donations more often, dummy. You won't hurt our feelings.

Posted by: Reality Winner at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (Y9uNK)

396 384 Saw a picture today in the local newspaper of a group of women who got together to make masks because of the shortage. On a table in front of them was a large pile of very pretty cloth masks. However, it was a double row of about 12 elderly women sitting next to each other and not a single one was wearing a mask.
===
Were they eating chips out of a common bowl as well? Licking their fingers even?

Eh gads the horror!!!!

Posted by: small pox at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (iSDSY)

===========

Was it a garden show?

How about you try your hand at a little solitaire?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

397 roll your "L"s.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (8fB/R)


But, there's only one.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

398 I was going to suggest Ace take some of his tip jar $$$ and take a lady out for a nice dinner.

And then I remembered we're shut down, we're all in this together, this is our new normal, and I want him to stay safe.


*bangs head on desk*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)


What you should have remembered is that ace is married now!!!!

LOL

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (jjaLl)

399 Wasn't Jimmy Carter in Sad Sack Comics?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (84Pcq)

400 If I see that Mt Sinai Hospital commercial begging for donations one more time I may have to use my Trump bucks to buy a new TV.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (FKi9J)

401
I prefer haddock.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Take an aspirin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (aKsyK)

402 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create
his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to
counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers [video]
------------------------

At this point, Biden couldn't create his own shadow *puppet*, let alone government.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (FBu6l)

403 Media: Are we going to see strange fruit in Georgia?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (05GOZ)

404 Lansing protest still going on live video on FBN

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (ny07Z)

405 388 I was going to suggest Ace take some of his tip jar $$$ and take a lady out for a nice dinner.

And then I remembered we're shut down, we're all in this together, this is our new normal, and I want him to stay safe.


*bangs head on desk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

==========

And ace is probably on day 13 of a 954 day fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

406 LEARN
TO
COD
Way ahead of you, kid.
Posted by: Gorton Fisherman
Hey there, big boy!
Posted by: Mrs. Paul
She's a cold fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (GvEen)


She sure got her hooks into me!

Posted by: Charlie The Tuna at April 15, 2020 04:30 PM (BiNEL)

407 Eh gads the horror!!!!





Posted by: small pox at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (iSDSY)


+++++
I was commenting on the irony. I refuse to wear a mask and think it is just a pretentious affectation. There is no proof that unless someone directly coughs or sneezes in your face that it makes any real difference.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 04:30 PM (QzF6i)

408 SHE DOESN'T CARE what the people think. SHE'S A TYRANT. And FLAUNTING it on National TV.

Has anyone considered the fact that she is a psychopath and can't help it?

That is, liberalism is a spiritual disorder that presents as a mental disorder. She doesn't doesn't have the vocabulary to even understand the concepts of Imago Dei, of humanity, the will and soul.

Y'all are nothing but chattel and property to be abused for her entertainment. The more you protest, the more dopamine hits her fucked up amygdala and she finds pleasure in it.

She is a monster.

Posted by: 🐧 at April 15, 2020 04:30 PM (C+evo)

409 I swear, if I hear "This is our new normal" one more time, Imma hurt someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:23 PM

I know. It's getting annoying AF. My girls made a bunch of hearts and put them all over the windows, I don't know if that's a thing everywhere. Of course I am thinking about all the fckn tape I am going to have to scrape off when this is done. I didn't have the heart to say anything negative but UGH! I hate these hollow gestures and phrases.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:30 PM (gLvCH)

410
===
Were they eating chips out of a common bowl as well? Licking their fingers even?

Eh gads the horror!!!!

Posted by: small pox at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (iSDSY)

===========


Rolls tape of Bloomberg sucking his fingers.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:31 PM (nd/mG)

411 If I see that Mt Sinai Hospital commercial begging
for donations one more time I may have to use my Trump bucks to buy a
new TV.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (FKi9J)


Seriously. Let New Yorkers donate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

412 PGiS! We've missed you!

Please visit us more often!

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2020 04:31 PM (ouBhA)

413 If they're "undocumented" how would they get the check cashed or deposited?

A check cashing place. They'll verify the funds then take a cut in fees.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:31 PM (YYlyE)

414 Y'all need to study up, history has been re writ.

Posted by: klaftern at April 15, 2020 04:31 PM (RuIsu)

415 *bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
---
At least you are looking after your metal health.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (Eicbe)

416 Anyone have a copy of YD's "starving ewok" poster handy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (hYcqw)

417 Learn to Sod...

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM


Si.

Posted by: Manuel Llabor at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (ejd/p)

418 338 PA State Senate just passed a bill to start reopening businesses - now on to Governor Wolf's desk for his signature!

lol well one can hope for a miracle I guess!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM (j9HX3)
------------------------------------

Well, it's SOMETHING, just as the protest in Michigan is SOMETHING.
The more SOMETHINGs we can get, the better.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (M/9m0)

419 I was gonna hit the tip jar.

Then I got high.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

420 373
Just sent you some money . I need more ACE!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)

Nobody reads for free.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (KnJdm)

421 So, Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura.....if that's the right movie.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:28

Yep. I am surprised they didn't just kick it out of the truck down the driveway and onto the porch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (gLvCH)

422 I think he should go with a Starship Enterprise replica, then he can play Captain Kirk. "Bring me the hot green alien wench! Make it so!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 04:22 PM


That finger isn't going where you think it's going.

Posted by: Hot green alien* wench (*who wants her $500) at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (DMUuz)

423 Ace can now afford those Drink Some Water post-its.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (FBu6l)

424
Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create
his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to
counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers
------------------------


With his own shadow cabinet, courts and military?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (aKsyK)

425 We need to do a telethon skit thread.

Get Ace some money (I just tipped too) and empower local comedy.

We could get Chavez the Hugo to do poetry of profanity readings.

Weasel could do trick shots.

Someone could knit masks out of ewok fur...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (l4C/z)

426 When, oh when, will the lying, corrupt, stupid, lazy, corrupt and criminal media be called to account for being all that?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

427


5:00 PM EDT
Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing
The White House


lol, in Trump time actually

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (8fB/R)

428 I'm always advising people who need a license, that they become "undocumented", since the government really sees it as just a piece of paper you don't need.

My daughter is an aesthetician. I counsel her: "Be an undocumented aesthetician."

You know, it's just papers--and asking for papers is NAZI!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (Eicbe)

429
Sounds like it needs to be repealed entirely, but it definitely needed waiving right now.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 15, 2020 03:40 PM (2lndx)

A group of PANTIFA held a protest at Auburn University a while back. AL State Troopers were prepared to forcibly unmask them, if necessary.

I think most complied rather than be unmasked or arrested.

Posted by: Napoleon Soli, Section 2, Number 1 at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (xn335)

430 Cuomo specifies that the mask must be a NOSE and MOUTH covering mask in NY if you're in a situation where you're within 6 ft of someone.

Unintentional kick in the dick for Chuck U. Schumer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

431 What we're seeing now is exactly what they had in store for us with fear of global warming. But that just didn't scare people like they thought it would. Same basic game plan.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (H8QX8)

432 Someone could knit masks out of ewok fur...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (l4C/z)

'Ettes could send pics.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (KnJdm)

433 Grass, hash, ass, cash, gas, Mrs. Dash, or a painful rash- Nobody rides for free!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (jjaLl)

434 With his own shadow cabinet, courts and military?

And shadow animals on the wall

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (5bxa0)

435 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to
counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers


To quote a famous lefty:

How many divisions does this shadow government have?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (XrCyE)

436 Cuomo specifies that the mask must be a NOSE and MOUTH covering mask in
NY if you're in a situation where you're within 6 ft of someone.


Is his 'roided up, retarded little brother going to follow that order?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

437 Learn to Sod.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:27 PM (FKi9J)
---
OK. What's next?

Posted by: Otter Padwan at April 15, 2020 04:35 PM (Eicbe)

438 Anyone know where SanFranNan's house is? She's got a freezer full of fancy ice cream

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:35 PM (5bxa0)

439 >>>Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create
his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to

counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers

What a dumb scrunt. What does she think CFR, Atlantic Council, and CAP are for?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

440 lol, in Trump time actually

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (8fB/R)

I just looked
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (nd/mG)

441 I'm still thinking about the juxtaposition of a previous Trump Coronavirus press conference where he talked about drug interdiction efforts with the fact that pot shops were classified as an essential business. We are a weird bunch .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (FKi9J)

442 I set up a small monthly donation to aos through Brave rewards but the site isn't set up to collect it. Of all the right leaning sites I visit, I think Project Veritas is the only one who is set up with Brave.

The Brave program lets readers get paid BAT for ads and then they can donate BAT to websites. Websites can turn the BAT into real world dollars.

Posted by: Wodun at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (PjWy4)

443 432 Someone could knit masks out of ewok fur...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:33 PM (l4C/z)

'Ettes could send pics.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:34 PM (KnJdm)

Mmm....boobs....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (l4C/z)

444 369 --....So protests like this have the same impact as a turd tossed into a mud puddle. no one is going to care, after today everyone in power will forget it ever happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (trdmm)
-----------------------------------
Yeah, no one in power cares.
But I care. I care a lot.
Even if it doesn't work. I care.

It lets me know we're not alone.
And it brings me joy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)

445 Has anyone made the Nancy Pelosi/Marie Antoinette comparison yet? Because it seems apt - except that Marie was more likely an ignorant fool than a malicious actor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)

446 That finger isn't going where you think it's going.
Posted by: Hot green alien* wench (*who wants her $500) at April 15, 2020 04:32 PM (DMUuz)


$500???!!!

That's a hell of a lot more than in town.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (axyOa)

447 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create
his own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to

counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers

What a dumb scrunt. What does she think CFR, Atlantic Council, and CAP are for?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)


As someone already mentioned yesterday......When's Owebama going to loan him is "Office of the President Elect" banners and logos.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

448 Cuomo specifies that the mask must be a NOSE and MOUTH covering mask

And now that moment when we see if the Democrat congressional delegation can walk and wear a mask properly at the same time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (XrCyE)

449 This is kind of a handy link.

Epi's Cook-With-What-You've-Got Recipe Finder

https://tinyurl.com/ttp45nb

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (cF8AT)

450
the idea that human to human transmission was not happening
That bat must have been incredibly busy

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (3aI0K)

451 Has anyone made the Nancy Pelosi/Marie Antoinette comparison yet? Because it seems apt - except that Marie was more likely an ignorant fool than a malicious actor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)


haven't seen it yet

last time I saw was used on Moochelle

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (8fB/R)

452 Donation with Paypal no problem at all.

Posted by: AnnaS at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (l4l/z)

453
Mmm....boobs....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (l4C/z)


I'm about ready to shamelessly beg 'ettes to send me anonymous tit pics.......

I MISS WOMEN.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

454 Got very nice Uncle Sugar candy for me, wife and two spawn. Have been working regular so don't really need it but if tens of millions of moochers and illegals are getting checks from a system they have never paid a penny into I will gladly and without guilt take mine. Especially since that govt did this destruction intentionally. So the libs can f-off with "But I though conservative don't like govt. help" BS they are spewing

Posted by: The Barrel at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

455 450

the idea that human to human transmission was not happening
That bat must have been incredibly busy

Posted by: SMOD at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (3aI0K)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Batman at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (KnJdm)

456 Ask nicely and we might let you venture out a little bit past your property line.


Never forget where your rights come from and who wields power and control.


Forget those silly things you learned in civics class.

Posted by: THE STATE at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (pUwNX)

457 Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 04:20 PM

I will but doubt areas around Philly will be cut loose.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

458 But, there's only one.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)



Come on, man!

The Horde is smarter than that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (8fB/R)

459 453
Mmm....boobs....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (l4C/z)

I'm about ready to shamelessly beg 'ettes to send me anonymous tit pics.......

I MISS WOMEN.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

===========

Psst...

There's porn out there yonder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

460 Donation with Paypal no problem at all.

Me too... If I can do it the rest of you all can... How about some of that sweet, sweet pandemic cash?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (5bxa0)

461 Has anyone considered the fact that she is a psychopath and can't help it?
======
What a novel idea!?!?!

Heretofore never considered by us morons.

Posted by: wheres a polar bear or a shark when you need one? at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (2dM4m)

462

snowing here... :-(

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (8fB/R)

463 Obama specifies that his face must be ASS to MOUTH before Biden gets his endorsement

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (jjaLl)

464 -----------------------------------
Yeah, no one in power cares.
But I care. I care a lot.
Even if it doesn't work. I care.

It lets me know we're not alone.
And it brings me joy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)


Stalin didn't care about Hungary either.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (nd/mG)

465 457 And the state house is Republican and Emperor Wolf is a Democrat

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (ZCEU2)

466 369 --....So protests like this have the same impact as a turd tossed into a mud puddle. no one is going to care, after today everyone in power will forget it ever happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (trdmm)

4 boxes, each to be tried, in order.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (l4C/z)

467 Psst...

There's porn out there yonder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)


Been there.....it's all fake titties and dudes hung like horses.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

468 snowing here... :-(

84 degrees here

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (5bxa0)

469 So protests like this have the same impact as a turd tossed into a mud puddle. no one is going to care, after today everyone in power will forget it ever happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:25 PM (trdmm)
-----------------------------------
Yeah, no one in power cares.
But I care. I care a lot.
Even if it doesn't work. I care.

It lets me know we're not alone.
And it brings me joy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15,


***

I'd like to think these could be like a good 'Ol fashion NW indigenous peoples Potlatch. MI had a go. Now let's see what the next state can do to top it?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (axyOa)

470 Pelosi is going to challenge Trump's decision to unfund WHO as illegal

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (iTXRQ)

471




NOOOOOOD





.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (+9oO3)

472 If the Left did not lie, they would never speak.

How do you know the left is lying? Their lips are moving

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (85Gof)

473 I honestly did not know The Barrel had a family!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (jjaLl)

474 Apparently Cavuto is moaning about "Covid straining food supply chain." The only "strain" I've heard about is a glut of dairy products. F'ing Fox. The RiNO of the MFM. He must get direct deposit from Soros.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (7Fj9P)

475 snowing here... :-(

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (8fB/R)


Where are you? I saw snow forecast here for Saturday.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (QzF6i)

476 Nood.

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (luWin)

477 On page 8 they argue that AR-15s meet the definition of machine gun because they can be easily modified to fully automatic by replacing the stock with a bump stock.

An Obama appointed judge in Nevada is giving this argument official cover by allowing a lawsuit to proceed with this argument at its center.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 03:57 PM (YYlyE)


Bump stocks don't make an AR-15 capable of fully automatic fire (i.e., multiple rounds fired with one pull of the trigger), rather bump stocks "gamed" the rules by allowing a very rapid series of single pulls of the trigger. But I'm sure the duplicitous f*cks filing this lawsuit don't care.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (pJWtt)

478 Nood.

I am.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (9vQJW)

479 No food, the left's new horror story.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (nd/mG)

480 Wait, the Barrel is married with children?

AAAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!

**runs away**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (dfRN6)

481 Kabuto has a dude on from Polo Illinois, that's just down the road from us. He's with the Illinois Farm Bureau.

Posted by: Farmer at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (LYJ5G)

482 Yeah, no one in power cares.
But I care. I care a lot.
Even if it doesn't work. I care.

It lets me know we're not alone.
And it brings me joy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)

Now THAT is a good reason for doing it, except...

it can't just be about making the people who go feel good. That's drum circle type stuff. It's got to be a building block, it's got to lead to something more. Something more.... effective.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (trdmm)

483 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create zhis own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers

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I'm being followed by a Joe Shadow
Joe Shadow Joe Shadow

Posted by: Cat Stsvens Before He Went Batshit at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (+y/Ru)

484 oddly enough the article doesn't cite which law the President is supposedly breaking by unfunding WHO

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (iTXRQ)

485 snowing here... :-(
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM

Same. We got a couple inches on Sunday. Ah springtime in Minnysnota. FCK!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (gLvCH)

486 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)

Now THAT is a good reason for doing it, except...

it can't just be about making the people who go feel good. That's drum circle type stuff. It's got to be a building block, it's got to lead to something more. Something more.... effective.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (trdmm)


It tells others they are not alone.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (nd/mG)

487 No food, the left's new horror story.
==
yeah, they are always fixated on shortages.

remember when we were going to run out of soil?

Posted by: where do you think soil comes from, out of your butt!!?!?!!? at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (ZuGkg)

488 445 Has anyone made the Nancy Pelosi/Marie Antoinette comparison yet? Because it seems apt - except that Marie was more likely an ignorant fool than a malicious actor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:36 PM (hYcqw)
--------------------------------
No, not even remotely apt, IMO.
Marie Antoinette was not interested in political power and no one ever accused her of being shrewd.
Nor was she greedy for money, mainly because she had no concept of what it was NOT to have any material possession she wanted.
"Ignorant fool" seems a tad harsh. "Naive," for sure though!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (M/9m0)

489 This is kind of a handy link.

Epi's Cook-With-What-You've-Got Recipe Finder

https://tinyurl.com/ttp45nb
Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2020 04:37 PM (cF8AT)


Thanks for this. Cooking habits have changed. I am extending my meals more.

e.g. Leg of Lamb for Easter eventually turned into Shepherd's Pie and a Lamb broth with the bones and scraps, which eventually made my soup today. Scotch Broth.
Leg of Lamb > Shelpherd's Pie > Lamb Broth > Scotch Broth soup/stew

That website is how I normally cook. My family does the opposite. They find recipes and make a meal plan for the week, then shop.

I just buy what looks good or freshest or seasonal, then throughout the week decide what I want to make with the stuff I bought.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (8fB/R)

490 I'd be happy to donate if I could send cash.

Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (q1SZO)

491 Stalin didn't care about Hungary either.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 04:39 PM (nd/mG)
-------------------------------
Yes.
Yes.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (M/9m0)

492 nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (8fB/R)

493 Thanks for reminding me that it's been too long since I hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (DTI8p)

494 The GA mask law was a main reason I thought Antifa would never try their shenanigans down here.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (vuisn)

495
so far, everyone willing to use guns in Michigan is on her side, aren't they? They're the ones in the squad cars.

As her hero, Chairman Mao said, power flows from the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:18 PM (trdmm)


First off, the protesters weren't armed. Secondly they had no real mission. The didn't even enter the capital building.

If there's a next time, do it armed and start burning some capital offices. Leftists only understand force.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (6xsav)

496 First time commenter here - been lurking around here a little while. Guess I'm not a true moron (yet), despite what I've been told over the years. I haven't figured out how this whole "comments" thing works.

I donated to AoSHQ a couple months back for the first time. This is a great site and worth my money. I hope to encourage all the other lurkers to pony up a few shekels and keep this thing going.

Be well and pony up

Posted by: 496 at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (U1eOr)

497 The GA mask law was a main reason I thought Antifa would never try their shenanigans down here.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (vuisn)

All the west coast states have that same law. They just don't enforce it for Antifa, nor any of the other laws they break.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

498 Our county goes into mask lockdown at midnight Friday morning.

I am ready to go straight to WalMart

http://table9chat.com/images/MaskReady.jpg

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at April 15, 2020 06:37 PM (WG2XP)

499 Ace, an easy source of money(probably not a lot) would be to register for getting rewards from the Brave browser.
For example, I currently have about $2 to contribute to the sites that I visit, via the ads that come with browsing, but none of the sites are registered to receive it.

Posted by: MikeN at April 15, 2020 07:34 PM (o/eHL)

500 LOVE this site! Am here EVERY DAY!

Dropped you what I could (I haven't been "Stimulated", yet)!

Keep up the good work.

FloridaBill

Posted by: Willard Dover at April 15, 2020 09:35 PM (+STd7)

501 You need to be kept off the streets. What you've been doing to the #NeverTrump cucks, is bad enough without allowing you out to fill the gutters with their blood.

Posted by: Quartermaster at April 15, 2020 10:06 PM (ufmjI)

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