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Obama's Eyes are Glassy and Red and He Looks High As Fuck as He Robotically Endorses Biden
NEW VIDEO: Presented without comment... except this one. pic.twitter.com/zXuTuIm4jk
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) April 14, 2020
Obama: 'Biden Has Touched Us All'https://t.co/K9UlKYmqT7
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 14, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bosk at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: pawn at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (PveK5)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:32 PM (9hauA)
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I believe that those were confirmed reports that Obama told Biden that he "didn't need to do this."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bosk at April 14, 2020 06:33 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Tuna at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (Lhcx9)
And he should never be photographed on top. It looks awkward.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (JZDS/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (9hauA)
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he thought black people just weren't as smart as white people.
George Wallace taught him that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (DBPIP)
Lara Logan. Amazing how she is able to keep her shit together after that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (2BZBZ)
Her dad owns a restaurant in NYC, and he's set up a GoFundMe to pay his staff while he's closed.
Why doesn't Gaga help him out?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JAS at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (2BZBZ)
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This video is the first step in Obama deciding to tell the world that he is just a tool. Better to be a tool than the architect of one of the worst and most corrupt administrations in history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Tuna at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
Can you believe Carpe Donktum has less than 50K subs on youtube?
Youtube hides his vids and un-subs his subsrcibers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (nAj19)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (q5xAm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (G1eBa)
Poetry, Ace.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (+dsLj)
He doesn't say what a great addition he was to his administration. No, Biden is a reflection of how awesome Obama is.
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Yep. I thought the same. He's high.
Why wouldn't he be?
Like dragging mental retard Biden across the line half dead, they had to drag Obama in front of a camera to endorse this sexual predator clown by holding back his bong.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2020 06:37 PM (5bxa0)
Suddenly thought of an Alanis Morissette tune...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (pS94+)
And he should never be photographed on top. It looks awkward.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Not much danger of him being a "top".
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (nAj19)
Barry's mouth....familiar with the taste of freshly killed dog, and penis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)
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But mostly...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (El6T/)
PS If it was me, I apologize.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tuna at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)
...you are all the same.
Posted by: Mike Obama at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (1g7ch)
PS If it was me, I apologize.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (Z4rgH)
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Not me. I've barely been here for two days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: erica at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (02bqp)
Posted by: John McCain's tumor, now enjoying a lengthy stay at Hotel Obama at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
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*private fist pump*
-Hillary Clinton
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joan Lunden at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (L2ZTs)
And he should never be photographed on top. It looks awkward.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Not much danger of him being a "top".
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (2cuLk)
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AHem. I beg your pardon.
Posted by: Brian Power Bottom Stelter at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (pw+jk)
You know Obama knows his friendship bracelet BFF is a clown.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mitt! at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ykYG2)
It was originally a video of Joe and Lady Gaga talking about sexual assault. It's been repurposed to an add for Visiting Angels with Lady Gaga Joe's nurse.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Threw out the flag in front of my house. Straight into the dumpster -- not even proper disposal.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (pw+jk)
dog penis.
Posted by: Mike Obama at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 06:40 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Pliney at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (El6T/)
Argument between Biden's Rapid response director and Trump's Rapid response director (and they're both named Andrew):
https://tinyurl.com/qvjmr4t
Andrew Bates = Biden
Andrew Clark = Trump
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
"Ahem-- whoops, my teeth."
- - Hillary
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (LVx0E)
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Absolutely! I believes all women. Except those lying bitches who accuse Democrats!
Posted by: Mike Obama at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: 13times at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Tuna at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (gLRfa)
******
Earlier Babylon Bee:
Vicious Tyrant Trump Wants To Let People Leave Their Homes
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Watched a couple of minutes before I hit my usual inability to listen to this motherfucker droning.
I don't think he's high, ace.
What I see is exactly the same lazy, desultory, disinterested delivery he used for every single subject that didn't directly involve himself.
This is the other side of his annoying-ass "I, I, I, my, my, my, me, me, me" delivery.
I'd put this in the same category as when he spoke at war memorials, to foreign dignitaries, etc. Just radiating "I don't give a fuck, let's get this over with. I've got to hit the front nine before Reggie hits the back one."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2020 06:36 PM (pw+jk)
.......
Forgot to ask his doctor about Truvada.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fly gal at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Lhcx9)
Barry is a joke writer now?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)
I think he had to. That said, he more than likely did not want to at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (OSJ4A)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:40
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Nah. Presser is outside.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (W4zGS)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:43 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: blaster at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Hehehe
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Horton at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (sGnvY)
absolutely beautiful and very powerful economy
replete with the finest ventilators and hammers
bigly
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (iTXRQ)
It's all wrong, the angle of his head, his eyes, everything. Is it one of those things cut out of a magazine?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:40
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Nah. Presser is outside.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay
Interpretive dance on the lawn?
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (LL+OC)
grammie, willowed @570 for ya to check out later.
Picric, I have a story about me, my shurikens and a tomahawk target at a black powder shoot from way back when.
Now to the top and read what y'all say about the presser.
Get em Pres+!
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (xhFdV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:34 PM (Lhcx9)
Barry is a joke writer now?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
I can't tell if Barry is the joke or Biden is the joke.
But I think the better interpretation is that Barky was our country's tragedy, and Biden is the joke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: lizabth at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (Y/pjd)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (yg7Fh)
Wrote about it in his autobiography.
Posted by: blaster
Hell, he would have smoked Corn Pop if he could have gotten ahold of him.
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (xj2l7)
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hmmm....new meme from these a'holes. they want another panic.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay
Interpretive dance on the lawn?
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (2cuLk)
Presser is outside because it's going to start raining when the press starts asking questions1
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (BiNEL)
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Don't forget the tax cuts that will expire, and the...
Well damn.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (ptqGC)
That *had* to be Sysco, not "Cisco Systems" - for ag/food.
Funny.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (El6T/)
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I took it that way
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (pw+jk)
Trump: lists corporation s and private sector outfits, who will pull us out of this.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
FFS don't put your finger on it!
no telling where that mook has been
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at April 14, 2020 06:44 PM (LL+OC)
Whenever he came on, I gave him the one finger salute with both hands.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Lhcx9)
Or he would be if he gave a whit.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (9hauA)
Especially if he defeated them in elections too!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (ykYG2)
Maybe this will be his last hurrah in the public spotlight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
Why in Eff do I have to endorse this jack***?
No you go. You will all do a much better job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (8fB/R)
Trump: lists corporation s and private sector outfits, who will pull us out of this.
Posted by: Redenzo at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (E7vND)
Great point!
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (lmUUv)
Posted by: Pliney at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
It sits 2 feet from this keyboard, as yet not watched.
Checked out from public library, so due date put off to May 22 - thus enabling my indolence and delay. But I'll get to it, and again thanks for the tip.
Another problem is I keep discovering UToob Russian WWII videos and TV series that absorb some of my viewing time and energy.
Which reminds me, have two chapters of a friend's non-proliferation book to read over for edits and changes.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (sGotD)
Does he really look high to you guys?
Or are we just baggin' on him?
(Which I have no problem with or objection to...)
Posted by: Taco Shack at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (OSJ4A)
About 10 times so far, the Fox feed has skipped and PDT has "repeated" a sentence or so. Is this happening for anybody else?
I subscribed to the white house ... their feed is always good.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
Hat Tip to active participants.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (xj2l7)
To be fair, MO sees racists everywhere. However, she's probably right about Biden. I bet Joe's used the N-word more times than Quentin Tarantino.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (7juvc)
I'm watching Fox Business on YouTube.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: freaked and disgusted and sick of this shit at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (+dsLj)
And that would differ from every other photo of him how, exactly?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (El6T/)
About 10 times so far, the Fox feed has skipped and PDT has "repeated" a sentence or so. Is this happening for anybody else?
I subscribed to the white house ... their feed is always good.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (AHq56)
Ditto
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)
About 10 times so far, the Fox feed has skipped and PDT has "repeated" a sentence or so. Is this happening for anybody else?
I subscribed to the white house ... their feed is always good.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (AHq56)
Thanks. I usually do, too. I'm just test-driving this.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: freaked and disgusted and sick of this shit at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (Tnijr)
Anyone who would eat a jug-eared dog is a terrible person.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f) "
30 day free trial of communism was spozed to be a joke, right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (cqteU)
THAT Paul Singer?
Isn't he the venture capital guy who's a demon to Tucker and others?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (El6T/)
Barry was going to endorse Joey earlier, but he got high again and forgot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
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Distracted by the munchies.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
he didn't mean himself, of course
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (flINI)
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
Open the country back up, and this problem goes away.
Keep it closed like the Chinese Democrat Governors want, and people will be fighting for food in American stores before the year is out.
Hell, they can't even share toilet paper. Think of what people will do for fresh meat and produce.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: freaked and disgusted and sick of this shit at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (flINI)
!
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
........
To be fair, crack is cheap.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)
Yall know what happens when Obama endorses someone?
That famous Midas touch, baby
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (+dsLj)
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He got a win in Canada.
Little Justin.
Because Canada.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Not over yet!
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (7juvc)
I think Hilary was actually a remarkably good campaigner.
Think about it. < I know that is a really unpleasent prospect but...>
She was such indescribably horrid person, yet still, despite all that, she nearly was elected POTUS.
Sure she had lots of help, but that is a campaign in itself.
OK, I recuse myself... where's the barrel...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (af5xa)
Um.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:50 PM (nRWPy)
When did he not?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:46 PM (yg7Fh)
Not possible. They're Capitalists.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ifmtJ)
The hell does he think he is, a businessman or something?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Barky O'Biden at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Gah. I'd forgotten about that awful portrait. Reminded me of the book, "The Ruins." Wish Barry had the same end.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (EGyGV)
Meth is one helluva drug!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
PDT is building a sort of fire wall of famous companies and execs to cover his ass when he announces how and when he wants to re open America. Make his decision unassailable
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (+dsLj)
blow pretty hard. He was never chunky or well-filled out, but he looks
downright emaciated now, like he's been doing a LOT of sleepless nights.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (EGyGV)
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Wait till Trump pardons him for Spygate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (nRWPy)
..........
High as a tick on flea dust.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)
Mark Knoller
@markknoller
·
5h
Also said he'll be announcing his advisory council today on reopening the economy and he'll be making a decision "pretty quickly" & in conjunction with Governors.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (El6T/)
That would be worthy of a comedy sketch, if only there were any comedies around.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
I am a man of the world.
Posted by: Barky O'Biden at April 14, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)
The land of the Girly Men.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: spypeach at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (7R8A2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cF8AT)
He's surpassed my expectations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (7juvc)
PDT is building a sort of fire wall of famous
companies and execs to cover his ass when he announces how and when he
wants to re open America. Make his decision unassailable
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (85Gof)
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Building consensus? Weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: spypeach at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (7R8A2)
Does he really look high to you guys?
Or are we just baggin' on him?
(Which I have no problem with or objection to...)
Posted by: Taco Shack at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (Ae67h)
Yes. Watch the first minute or so of the video and look at his eyes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
****
If we never see women's NBA again consider yourself blessed.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (dUJdY)
Ultimately all those companies, even the ones that hate him, want and need to make money. So they will suck it up and support him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (85Gof)
markknoller
5h
Also said he'll be announcing his advisory council today on
reopening the economy and he'll be making a decision "pretty quickly" in conjunction with Governors.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (7juvc)
Thank you! That's twice you've helped me out
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Lhcx9)
I swear ace did that on purpose. Damn you ace
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (+dsLj)
Barry would still be there ummming and ahhhhing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (ptqGC)
And then, Barry and Big Mike met Netflix.
They realized their fault in that statement, exactly the same time they were signing their $70 million contract with Netflix, but after they were signing the closing papers on their 29 acre waterfront Mass. mansion.
Posted by: Barky O'Biden at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
DAMN WHITE SUPREMACY!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: Bosk at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: spypeach at April 14, 2020 06:54 PM (7R8A2)
he's certainly getting the ball rolling. thank you Lord.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (lwiT4)
@markknoller
·
10m
Pres announces that plans to reopen the nation's economy are "close to being finalized." Says he'll consult with the nation's Govenors urging them to draft their own plans as well. Says over 20 states are "in extremely good shape" and can open quickly, even before May 1.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:48 PM (nRWPy)
*****
Heh. Thanks for the knowledge.
Posted by: Taco Shack at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (0QYMt)
go away Barky
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (sy5kK)
Think about it.
She was such indescribably horrid person, yet still, despite all that, she nearly was elected POTUS.
Sure she had lots of help, but that is a campaign in itself.
OK, I recuse myself... where's the barrel...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (af5xa)
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No, she was a lousy campaigner who ignored the advice of the man who is, in name only, her husband.
She only got close to the finish line because the media covered for her and also maligned PDT with every single lie they could come up with.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (WEBkv)
****
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (nRWPy)
But Obama hitching his ride to Biden has to be a burden on Obama's legacy and the man himself. A demented man is Obama's "best" choice to carry on his legacy? Man, that's gotta hurt.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 06:51 PM (iTXRQ)
~~~~~~
Maybe we'll get some action when the presstitutes start asking questions.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
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They sense that opportunity destroy people and hurt them as much possible is drawing to a close. Time to twist the knife hard while they still can. Maximum pain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (hDNne)
I think Trump will actually take the advice and perspective of other people into consideration, don't think he's just tacking them on for "cover".
Surely you're right, one of the effects will be "cover". But if it were a secret, I think he'd still have his team do this.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
YOU crawl in bed with the mooch and see how well you sleep.
Posted by: Barry O at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020
Amen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (dKiJG)
Opening some before the end of this month.
Please do it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (lwiT4)
But I guess their revenue hasn't changed shut down or playing.
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (DB16e)
Or he would be if he gave a whit.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 14, 2020 06:47 PM (9hauA)
........
That's my take too. He got his, now doesn't give a flying shit.
Posted by: wth at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
Story at NY Post that it was Obama who convinced Sanders to drop out.
He $imply appealed to hi$ patrioti$m.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (yg7Fh)
Anyone who refers to themselves as a "thought leader" can kneel in a barnyard and suck cow cock as far as I'm concerned. What a pretentious, douchey term.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (vbsi7)
They sense that opportunity destroy people and hurt them as much possible is drawing to a close. Time to twist the knife hard while they still can. Maximum pain.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (hDNne)
I ducking hate the motherducking media
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (G546f)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (El6T/)
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I can forgive the remark about the NBA, but baseball?
You wound me, sir!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 14, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)
We won't need so much toilet paper in that case.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Dhht7)
Did he make himself perfectly clear? And did he praise Joe for punching above his weight?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Barry "4:20" Obama at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Methos at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (kOpft)
President Trump rescind Obama's executive order which sealed his records.
He is out of office, there is no need for it anymore.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (BBSCv)
Surely you're right, one of the effects will be "cover". But if it were a secret, I think he'd still have his team do this.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (El6T/)
No I agree. If I implied I think it is JUST for cover, I don't. He needs their advise and support and I think he will get it also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (El6T/)
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I can forgive the remark about the NBA, but baseball?
You wound me, sir!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 06:58 PM (WEBkv)
All pro sportsball can fuck off and die.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (zqs/f)
It's all anyone can see.
Good grief, he has the bucks even to have a plastic surgeon do it.
Where's a fly when you need one?
He looks much better with a fly on his face.
Then you don't notice the mole.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 06:53 PM (El6T/)
You verified that grammie's not here.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (EGyGV)
PDT referred to "these respected people whom I've just read from this list" as thought leaders.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Eicbe)
week ago that they were discing over their crops (because of lack of
field help and supply chain interruptions were implied to me a least)."Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I wonder what sort of issues ... like maybe China supplies packaging materials, or chemicals, that they can't get? Or maybe there is still some illegal labor, and that somehow got cut off? Seems strange to me ... cuz food production would surely be a top priority, and CA has lower infection/death rates ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)
When it opens in the morning.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (8fB/R)
I hate his voice and his face.
He's smoking weed for sure.
Or, maybe Reggie left his dick in him.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Eb+fP)
A thot is a skanky slut.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (nRWPy)
That
Ho
Over
There
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
travel from one state to another. I can see at airports, but on the
highways would seem to be unfeasible.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (zqs/f)
We cross the state line at least twice a day. WI > IL
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (NWiLs)
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I officially rescind my sage advice about who will and will not take a joke at your new job.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Illinois Border Nazi at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: Mookie at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (cF8AT)
blow pretty hard. He was never chunky or well-filled out, but he looks
downright emaciated now, like he's been doing a LOT of sleepless nights.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
YOU crawl in bed with the mooch and see how well you sleep.
Posted by: Barry O at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (2cuLk)
I'd rather spend the rest of my life jerkin' off with sandpaper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (EGyGV)
He looks much better with a fly on his face.
Then you don't notice the mole.
Agreed
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (nRWPy)
He only just found out from the papers that Biden was a candidate.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (6eEQ+)
Thank you! That's twice you've helped me out
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)
We're all in this together!
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WEBkv)
No takesie backsies.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
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I bought a sleeper last week. I'm up 34 points. That might be a dead cat bounce, but my instinct is to hold.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (xj2l7)
Sounds like the plan is to test people when they
travel from one state to another. I can see at airports, but on the
highways would seem to be unfeasible.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (zqs/f)
We're traveling to the FL Gulf coast from GA first week in May. We always take scenic back roads.
Come and get us, coppers!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
I have seen rumors so Star Trek being sold off
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 14, 2020 07:02 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (xj2l7)
I was giving the benefit of the doubt, and assuming the person did not really make such a ludicrous statement of anti-Americanism
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:02 PM (NgKpN)
I swear ace did that on purpose. Damn you ace
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 06:56 PM (+dsLj)
And it seemed like he loves us.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Illinois Border Nazi at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (xhFdV)
A thot is a skanky slut.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (nRWPy)
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I follow.
Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (sWM8x)
Though actually I'd love to see the hockey season shortened by 30%. But that's an old hobby horse for me.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)
*****
You know, I was on a two year streak of not hearing that fucktarded phrase but you just had to go and ruin it for me, didnt ya, sporty
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (+dsLj)
I I I , me, me me,. Ol' Joe was mighty important person in my administration. He kept the glue from drying out.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (zqs/f)
Comrade, the mandatory micro chip implant (linked to your mandatory cell/smart phone and bluetooth shock collar) will make der staadt border control very easy and efficient
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (BiNEL)
I like the guy's idea on Tucker last night.
Test everyone and leave the carriers of covid home.
Let everyone else out.
Home free.
We now have the capability, just need to crank out the kits.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (iTXRQ)
*point at self
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)
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lol.
fine.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)
Scapegoats blamed by Trump for Coronavirus pandemic:
World Health Organization
Members of News Media
Democrats in Congress
Governors
(Not himself)
Other scapegoats blamed by Trump:
China
Obama administration
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (85Gof)
************
Unfucking real, they don't even try to mix it up.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)
It's official, we really are living in the days of the apocalypse!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (xj2l7)
Test everyone and leave the carriers of covid home.
Let everyone else out.
Home free.
We now have the capability, just need to crank out the kits.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
fuck that. I'm not going to have to carry a card to leave my home.
FUCK THAT
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 06:59 PM (zqs/f)
Everywhere or just the states that refuse to open up? Unfeasibility may be part of the plan; if it doesn't work and causes more problems than it supposedly solves then it probably won't last long.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
She has her skirt hitched up. She must really be desperate for attention.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (xj2l7)
You're gonna have to be more specific!
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Caliban at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (xhFdV)
Oh Pshaw! I would never block you! No, I have not heard of that particular ministry but I wish them well in this challenging time when we can't gather together.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (lwiT4)
FUCK THAT
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
What card?
You read something into my post that wasn't there.
Relax.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (8fB/R)
In the wake of the disaster they helped cause? Sounds like the perfect time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (yg7Fh)
supplies packaging materials, or chemicals, that they can't get? Or
maybe there is still some illegal labor, and that somehow got cut off?
Seems strange to me ... cuz food production would surely be a top
priority, and CA has lower infection/death rates ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Cus5s)
Some foods are packaged for the restaurant/institutional industry, others for residential. I bet the restaurant chain is over-stocked and nothing is packaged for individual resale.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (xj2l7)
Negative Nilly, right out of the gate. He handled it well, though.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Come and get us, coppers!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
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"Fun with John and Jane D'oh!" Coming to a theater near you!
With special guest appearance: D'oh Boy!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (WI7YS)
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Probably more than enough to gain the world.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Dr Oz said many of the parts needed for those big testing analyzer machines are not operating at capacity because parts come from Chi-nah.
iirc he's going to be on Hannnnnnity tonight.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (xj2l7)
All these weeks couldn't see a reason the lowest 25 states in fatalities were locked down.
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (V8Act)
*******
You kidding? he's a two dollar tranny hooker fellating them for free!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
You read something into my post that wasn't there.
Relax.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (8fB/R)
How else would you prove you had tested negative other than some form of documentation?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (OzQGF)
World Health Organization
Members of News Media
Democrats in Congress
Governors
(Not himself)
Other scapegoats blamed by Trump:
China
Obama administration
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 07:04 PM (cF8AT)
He babbled this live too on CNN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (d+3zv)
Yet they keep missing the mark. Trump is laughing at their superior intellect.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)
FUCK THAT
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
What card?
You read something into my post that wasn't there.
Relax.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:06 PM (8fB/R)
UH, how would you show that you have been tested? Without some proof?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (8fB/R)
Well, some were touched a bit more than others for sure.
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Trump is right, Obama knows something that makes Biden DOA.
Posted by: Blago at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm sure Trump would love to tell folks where he made his money.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (yg7Fh)
- my President
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (nw6Hr)
All these weeks couldn't see a reason the lowest 25 states in fatalities were locked down.
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Yup.....It's Time.
Let our people go.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (NSEzS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (Dhht7)
WH roof top Koreans should red dot him.
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (El6T/)
We now have the capability, just need to crank out the kits.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
At first glance I thought you said crank out the kids.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)
Those that test negative, stay home by doctor's orders.
No need to carry a card.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
cnn and playboy? LOL some combination
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (xj2l7)
Said he was tired of representing overly partisan people?
I was like, WTF? So you acknowledge that you are TOLD what to say?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Lhcx9)
Justin Amash is making noises about running for president.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 14, 2020 07:08 PM (sWM8x)
___________
In China, where his loyalties lie?
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (d+3zv)
I'm on Hannity tomorrow (Wednesday) night. Haven't been on Fox in a couple years. Give it a tumble if you're predisposed to do so. Thank you and we'll leave the light on!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (V8Act)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (3wnAv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
lol, I wish.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (OvKdi)
Obama is a drunk. Before he was elected he said he drank a bottle of wine at dinner every night. I'm sure it was more.
Posted by: MHK at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (iQIUe)
Bet on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Question: Does anyone oil/lubricate their mags?
Does the spring need to be oiled? It's kind of difficult to do so, and the rounds would get oily, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
lol, I wish.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
Well, everybody here is 29, after all.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
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Taser.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)
Those that test negative, stay home by doctor's orders.
No need to carry a card.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
If there is no enforcement, it isn't a rule.
So its your contention that I will go to the Doctor, PAY to get tested, so I can have my Civil Liberty back?
I know that Rights are dead, but, come on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (nRWPy)
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Cattle prod.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (8fB/R)
Then just before the election he will have an "accident" and be swapped out for a dark horse.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (LWu6U)
Does the spring need to be oiled? It's kind of difficult to do so, and the rounds would get oily, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (wojhP)
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As far as I know, oil will allow dust to cling to magazine springs, which would be bad.
So, no. Or, at least, I don't.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: Picric at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (H1qLu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (BBSCv)
No need to carry a card.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
But how would it be enforced? Some number of people would ignore the stay at home, especially if they have mild or no symptoms.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: MHK at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
lol, I wish.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:11 PM (8fB/R)
Well, everybody here is 29, after all.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Shit, my KIDS 29!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
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I would ask for your newsletter, but, I have your book.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (WEBkv)
So its your contention that I will go to the Doctor, PAY to get tested, so I can have my Civil Liberty back?
I know that Rights are dead, but, come on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (NgKpN)
no, go watch the clip
Also suggested by some other group, according to the guest on Tucker last night.
The clip is out there.
Go check it out.
Don't read into and go crazy pants
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
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Taser.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
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Dominican monk with heated metal pincers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Um - context and timing thereof - yeah, there's the catch.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: azalea city at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
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Man, your kids are young!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
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Taser.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
Singapore cane.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
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I like the way you think. I was beginning to think people here were going soft.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: the tick at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Thanks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (8fB/R)
He's the asshoe that got into a fight in the Rose Garden with Sebastian Gorka during the media summit.
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM (mht8P)
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Taser.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM (/669Q)
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Dominican monk with heated metal pincers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pear of anguish!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Barry O at April 14, 2020 06:57 PM (2cuLk)
I'd rather spend the rest of my life jerkin' off with sandpaper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Same thing.
Posted by: Barry O at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM
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Sister Bernadine or Sister Peter Marie? Sisters of Notre Dame. Choose wisely.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (cF8AT)
Ah, thanks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
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Man, your kids are young!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
I started late.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (BBSCv)
I just took a quiz today that mention Flowers for Algernon. The question was something like which of these Syfy books was written before a certain year. WTF? It wasn't a Sci-Fi book was it, not as I recall?
Posted by: Farmer at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (aYp2u)
I mentioned about this earlier - my lady isn't a Trumper by any stretch of the imagination. Finds him generally distasteful. However, she doesn't pay much attention to politics or watch press conferences or anything like that.
When she saw last night's presser she was nothing less than shocked and appalled by the behavior of our media and the treatment they give President Trump (who she thinks is more-or-less handling this panic pretty well).
I told her this is how they treat him every day, in every way, on every topic. That no WH presser is ever any different. She was visibly disgusted and embarrassed. She said she wouldn't blame him for just cancelling elections and being a dictator if this is how the opposition treats him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (/669Q)
As far as I know, oil will allow dust to cling to magazine springs, which would be bad.
Posted by: blake
Yeah, makes sense.
You have Hogue grips? What do put on them? Nothing?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (BiNEL)
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Please! Boulder Terlit Hobo might hear you!
Some scars don't heal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
It theorizes a cure for mental disability...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM (7juvc)
A perfect visual definition!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (NgKpN)
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Truth be told, I started early.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:18 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 14, 2020 07:18 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:18 PM (xj2l7)
I am sure someone else will take his job
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:10 PM
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Taser.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:13 PM
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Dominican monk with heated metal pincers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:14 PM
Pear of anguish!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM
A month of Frank Zappa
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)
Ocasio-Cortez for staging a "photo op" Tuesday in the US ZIP code
hardest hit by the coronavirus.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Farmer at April 14, 2020 07:16 PM (aYp2u)
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Depends on your definition of SF. There are several people in SF who totally believed that it fell within the parameters.
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
Trust me on this one, grammie.
That church will be more than fine.
I'm very close with one of the original families who started it. Have known them around 25 years.
They all met through home schooling.
Posted by: teej at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (xhFdV)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:18 PM (xj2l7)
I don't want my husband to go back to work. This has been nice for us. Easy for him to work from home. Video teleconferencing works just fine.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)
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sounds great!
let's do that here at the HQ!!!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:17 PM (wojhP)
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I'm going to have to defer to Weasel on this question.
I really can't speak to Hogue grips, as I've no experience with them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)
My younger sister and her husband find Trump distasteful for many reasons, some logical and some illogical.
But guess who they are voting for in November....
[Hint: it won't be Biden]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: The Shadout Mapes, not wearing a mask at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (PiwSw)
Ocasio-Cortez for staging a "photo op" Tuesday in the US ZIP code
hardest hit by the coronavirus.
Posted by: SMOD at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (X5CsJ)
To demand FEMA give money to pay for funerals and burials for virus victims.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)
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what a great idea!
we should do that here @ the HQ!!!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (xj2l7)
This is the new scare tactic.
I want Trump to pull the rug out from under this new scare tactic.
Open up the country.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (8fB/R)
Does the spring need to be oiled? It's kind of difficult to do so, and the rounds would get oily, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:12 PM (wojhP)
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Only the really old ones.
Like century old.
If you drop a modern mag into a pile of sand, you might need to strip it down and clean it.
Posted by: Former Gun Owner A.H. Lloyd at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ufFY
rude bitch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Don't let the door...
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: ... at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)
And in other news, the Supreme Court today decided they will take up the Case of ONT vs the Horde, on the grounds that an entire Month of Zappa constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Lhcx9)
Good! Lots of training and stuff so far, but will likely get into some real work very soon!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)
It's all about the $$$.
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (7juvc)
These fake reporters are nothing more than streakers and hecklers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (wojhP)
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NBA - no.
Baseball - absolutely.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 07:00 PM (sGotD)
Seconded and we can ditch the NFL with the NBA
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (yISI5)
Outstanding!
If they are going to be political operations, then they need to be abandoned.
There's no other president who has had the balls to do such a thing if it indeed happens.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Benjamins at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
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Zappaboarding.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 14, 2020 07:20 PM (8fB/R)
I wonder how many people are going to request to continue telecommuting. What's the point of physically being in an office if you can do your job from home? I wonder also if some people are getting more done because they aren't getting wrapped up in office distractions. Oddly enough, this shutdown could end up hammering commercial real estate if a bunch of offices downsize or close altogether.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Art Thread May: Helen Thomas...Nude at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (dLLD6)
Before it came on, they played the JEF thing.
I couldn't watch, the snippets I heard were fucking disgusting.
Just sayin', and being on topic for once!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)
You know how at a baseball game a fake fan will run on the field and streak naked for attention? That's what these fake news reporters do at the White House every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:19 PM (786Ro)
And in other news, the Supreme Court today decided they will take up the Case of ONT vs the Horde, on the grounds that an entire Month of Zappa constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
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And in a surprise ruling the court decided that, to counter-balance ZappaThon, a Manilowithon was warranted.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
A real test of Juan Roberts loyalties to the principles of the Constitution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BiNEL)
1- He will cut off someone way too early in their question because he thinks he knows what they are going to ask and then gives a long winded answer that is not the subject they were going to ask about, let alone the point they were asking about.
2- He will use far too many words and examples to answer a simple question that he could answered succinctly, and in that long winded process he gives the hostile press fresh attack surfaces to take him out of context and goad him.
I love that Trump is the President and wish him all the success in the world because I believe he is basically a good and real dude just trying to do what is best for us in the US. But there are things I wish he were able to be coached on.
But hell, he's older than me, far more successful, a to the degree he's more stodgy, he has every right to be.
Still...
Example: They were asking about how he is critical of WHO parroting ChiCom talking point while he spoke favorably about China's openess during the initial DungLung-Flu investigation. He went into a long defense of his trade deal... Not the topic. All he had to say was, at that time he had insufficient reason to believe that the WHO was lying to us and that China was being duplicitous, so he was trying to encourage them to be continue to be open.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (af5xa)
Is it possible that there is some code in his music and if it is played to much it sends out death rays? Only no one noticed because no one listened to that shit for decades. until now.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OvKdi)
You sure he did not fart?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
Shhhhh...you'll make him mad and you won't like him when he's mad.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (OSJ4A)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: the tick at April 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: The Torture Never Stops at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (OSJ4A)
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O-no!
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (Eicbe)
"The United States halting funding to the WHO is something we will all be remembered for as a country."
Experts gonna expert.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (+oVP5)
they will take up the Case of ONT vs the Horde, on the grounds that an
entire Month of Zappa constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
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i support this: stopping after only 30 days was cruel...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (5ua3Z)
Streakers aren't at baseball games as fans and they aren't there to watch the game. Streakers go to baseball games to streak for attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (5ua3Z)
I put them on my Model 36 SandW, and they made a world of difference!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OvKdi)
You sure he did not fart?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:25 PM (85Gof)"
Maybe an SBD brother. We can only hope.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (OvKdi)
"I''m the boss, bitch".
Posted by: pep at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OvKdi)
noooooooooo, These are great for the kids.
They are great for all the folks who usually are working their asses off and get thirty minutes of tripe when they get home.
They are historic.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (xj2l7)
Horton says yes.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 14, 2020 07:07 PM (AHq56)
Hahaha!!
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
All these assholes are doing is attacking him. It's pointless after awhile.
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I dunno... I bet there are an awful lot of Americans who are trapped in their homes watching these, who now have a much better idea about the nature of press coverage of President Trump than before these pressers.
They now know there is no objectivity, that there is no honesty, and that the people writing the terrible things about him all the time are dumpy, unremarkable idiots whose faces are permanently twisted into a grimace of hate and rage.
I think it's useful and informative for people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro Wearing A Bikini at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. If you don't like our Zappa appreciation, you are free to disassociate.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (zqs/f)
So you can somehow define exactly how disproportionately affected the black community is but at the same time pretend to not recognize the disproportionate response of shooting our economy in the eys because wuflu.
Fuck and die race whore
Posted by: Getcha Pull at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (aR6C/)
It's just how he talks - lots of people are bad communicators. Trump is not bad, but different. The problem is that some people (look up) are only good at appearing competent to low IQ types, and others, like Trump are competent, and his brusque style appeals to a lot of people, but not to the more cerebral or those used to real polished speakers.
You take the bitter with the badder, as they say. But you are right, his language often invites criticism because he speaks very non-linearly and I think thinks non-linerarly as well.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (LWu6U)
Hogue grips w*rk for some people... it's a personal choice sort of thing.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (5ua3Z)
I put them on my Model 36 SandW, and they made a world of difference!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yeah, and Sig likes to put on these hard plastic covers that are thin and slippery.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (wojhP)
continue telecommuting. What's the point of physically being in an
office if you can do your job from home? I wonder also if some people
are getting more done because they aren't getting wrapped up in office
distractions. Oddly enough, this shutdown could end up hammering
commercial real estate if a bunch of offices downsize or close
altogether.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
That is a point I made back at the beginning of The Great Hunkering. This is going to be a major inflection point in the way people work and it will probably result in a migration of telework capable workers moving back out of the metros and into rural America, which also may well cause a return to many conservative values which are born and sustained by rural life styles.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (5ua3Z)
Experts gonna expert.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (+oVP5)
I'm certainly going to remember it...
as a long overdue step in ceasing our suport of corrupt overseas/international organizations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (SwWMX)
All these assholes are doing is attacking him. It's pointless after awhile.
I love it when he smacks them back.
Posted by: ALH at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (Lhcx9)
One might argue Zappa has become a de facto state religion.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: JEM at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (8erNz)
Meow!
Houseboat is on the Retro channel with Cary Grant.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 14, 2020 07:29 PM (ufFY8)
Experts gonna expert.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (+oVP5)
I'm certainly going to remember it...
as a long overdue step in ceasing our suport of corrupt overseas/international organizations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I'll remember it too, the first step in a long journey.
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (B7KlG)
I think there's a point of diminishing returns with the way these
pressers are held. All these assholes are doing is attacking him. It's
pointless after awhile. Come out. Make your statements. Inform the
people. Use the bully pulpit and leave. Maybe fart and waive it at them.
I think he's doing it in part to highlight what a pack of lying dogs the press is and to utterly discredit them. Repetition drives the point home, and they're just too damn thick and arrogant to get what's happening.
Posted by: pep at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Barbossa at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (ZfonR)
they will take up the Case of ONT vs the Horde, on the grounds that an
entire Month of Zappa constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
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i support this: stopping after only 30 days was cruel...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (5ua3Z)
And actually, that would be JUST like the Supreme Court.
Finally deciding to take a case after the punishment has already been dealt out!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (7juvc)
Also Press: Where's Dr. Fauci?
Posted by: Axeman at April 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:31 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 07:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2020 07:31 PM (Ed8Zd)
Meow!
Houseboat is on the Retro channel with Cary Grant.
*looks to see if Retro is in the lineup*
Favorite line: You are ... peeg haided!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (gd9RK)
I am now near certain that WuFlu was indeed a Wuhan lab containment breach. The WaPo has a story today about how US technical experts from our embassy in China went to visit that lab.
They were so alarmed by the conditions there they sent an urgent warning to Washington warning that of a significant potential of a containment breach, which could well cause a global pandemic.
They sent a total of two such warnings back to Washington.
We had been providing them technical expertise beyond what I had read before (and rambled on here at length), which explains how we got access. Our people were blown away at the lack of training and incompetence displayed at that lab.
The response was apparently to give them even more help and money because of these fears of a breach.
So, there you go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. If you don't like our Zappa appreciation, you are free to disassociate.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM (zqs/f)
Wow, such a welcoming crowd around here lately.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
>>You take the bitter with the badder, as they say. But you are right, his language often invites criticism because he speaks very non-linearly and I think thinks non-linerarly as well.
Trump has used rhetoric to make himself a multi-billionaire, the host of a top rated TV show for a decade and the President of the United States with almost no help.
I long ago gave up trying to nitpick Trump's style. He's far better at it than I ever could be and he wins over and over and over again.
Now I just enjoy it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (90T4r)
Streakers aren't at baseball games as fans and they aren't there to watch the game. Streakers go to baseball games to streak for attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:26 PM (wojhP)
Morgana the Kissing Bandit
Saw her in person; very disappointed.
She looked much better from 300 yds.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (OvKdi)
That's why I said the Fake News is Taiwanizing the Biden rape accuser. I made it into a verb.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (wojhP)
I haven't listened to that fuckstick finish a sentence since 2012. And I was in the military until 2017.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (uqSG/)
Posted by: pep at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (T6t7i)
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And I think things would be very different if they treated him with the respect that his office deserves. I dislike Obama intensely but if I had met him while he was president I would have been polite for the sake of the office. We are not barbarians. Or at least, we didn't use to be.
I was just saying to my husband today that I don't know how the president does this, day after day, for hours each day. I'm a lot younger than he is and it just wears me out watching him. And you know that there is tons of other stuff on his presidential plate.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 14, 2020 07:27 PM (hDNne)
It s far too easy to believe that the nice man on TV is just like the guy next door (depending on your neighborhood) and is just trying to get information out to the public. These pressers make it clear that a nest of diseased whores would have more integrity that the White House Press Corpse.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (BiNEL)
I should say so. I'd make it national fucking holiday.
Posted by: Hands at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)
Finally deciding to take a case after the punishment has already been dealt out!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (NgKpN)
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it's not punishment if you enjoy it...
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: JEM at April 14, 2020 07:34 PM (8erNz)
Now I just enjoy it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)
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Continuing to say, "Yer doin' it wrong" to the person who continues to win suggests who is actually wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (WEBkv)
"And I think things would be very different if they treated him with the respect that his office deserves."
They have yet to ask him what ENCHANTS him the most about being President.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (lg/F7)
Job performance, how does it work?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (yg7Fh)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:28 PM
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I'll have what he's smoking, waiter.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (BiNEL)
Your words offend me, you john!
Posted by: Spokeswhore for Diseased Whore Nest 241 at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (ufFY8)
2.Family
3.Country
.... Self.
One must wonder how so many have got it so wrong when Self becomes the #1 priority.
So many people can't see beyond their own damn nose.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (0OmEj)
"Get endorsing, Barry. It's the only thing now, we have to ride this baby all the way to November."
But why, Valerie? Why?
"Because none of the others could beat an ancient, senile, lack-wit. They couldn't make the sale with our core voters. Now get out there and do what you have to."
Val?
"What?"
If I do, I'll get...?
*sigh* "Yes, you'll get the nose candy and a weekend with your "cards friends."
Maybe a little, to make this...?
"Alright, a short hit. Happy now? Then get out there."
More than happy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Why would you make that comparison? What did we do to you?
Posted by: Nests of Diseased Whores at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Barry at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (Lg/Uq)
The Daily Mail ran a story about them and ran a picture of them together. He loves sublimely happy with her in his arms.
Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:24 PM (OvKdi)
"Today the president refused to take questions from the press again. He's operating like a Central American strongman, a major threat to American democracy."
Posted by: This is CNN at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: m at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Spokeswhore for Diseased Whore Nest 241 at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Saw her in person; very disappointed.
She looked much better from 300 yds.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (xj2l7)
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Angylene here in Lost Angels is the same way...
scary up close, and i see here in my AO all too often.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (B7KlG)
Yes, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one defunding of a hostile corrupt international organization!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
Does the spring need to be oiled? It's kind of difficult to do so, and the rounds would get oily, no?
Great question for Weasel....but.....
I download and swap mags regularly, based on what an old range officer told me. Springs will tend to hold their shape and could potentially fail in the later rounds if tension is not released periodically.
True? Hell I don't know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 14, 2020 07:23 PM (yISI5)
~~~~~
Now wait just a minute there big fella. Nobody said nuttin' 'bout feetball.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (hEt8h)
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 14, 2020 07:37 PM (8IQhD)
"I know nobody can be as awesome a president as I was but even though he's a disappointment to me, vote for this Biden guy."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 14, 2020 07:37 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (/669Q)
Once every hundred years or so.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:37 PM (xj2l7)
Here's what the NYT guy asked Barry O'Jugears
"During these first 100 days, what has surprised you the most about this office, enchanted you the most about serving in this office, humbled you the most and troubled you the most?"
Ain't that peachy.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 14, 2020 07:37 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:37 PM (OvKdi)
This nest.
Do you have a price?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Nests of Diseased Whores at April 14, 2020 07:35 PM (T6t7i)
Serious my dears, it was truly meant as a compliment!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (gd9RK)
I laughed at this.
Posted by: pep at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
Saw her in person; very disappointed.
She looked much better from 300 yds.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:32 PM (xj2l7)
I saw some baseball player one time say that she had so much lip gloss on that it felt like he was kissing a greasy pork chop.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug
$20, same as in NYC!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)
Election Black Swan: Mail in voting. This bears watching.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:36 PM (90T4r)
Yeah, this entire concept needs to be nuked with extreme prejudice.
It is an invitation for massive fraud.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (ufFY8)
I download and swap mags regularly, based on what an old range officer told me. Springs will tend to hold their shape and could potentially fail in the later rounds if tension is not released periodically.
True? Hell I don't know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
I was wondering the same thing, myself. Paul Herrell says it depends on the Time + Quality.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (OvKdi)
I'm losin it, amn
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Not seeing a down side here.
Posted by: Gov. Coonman at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM (rCwaK)
old range officer told me. Springs will tend to hold their shape and
could potentially fail in the later rounds if tension is not released
periodically.My source isn't as good as yours, it's just something I read on the internet, but: what I read was that the only action that causes a spring to lose tension is stretching and compressing. That they don't lose any tensile strength while coiled, only from wear.
Posted by: ghost of kari at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM (8IQhD)
He's far better at it than I ever could be and he wins over and over and
over again.
Now I just enjoy it.
Posted by: JackStraw
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
For all the reasons you and Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest, speak of and more, Trump will continue to do what he does.
I pray that he will continue to win while doing so.
I just don't think this is why he wins. I think this is why he doesn't win overwhelmingly.
Everyone has room to improve.
But do not misread me.
I'm riding the Trump train to the end of the line. There simply are no other means to where I want this country to go.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM (af5xa)
"Hey did fat nadler die? "
He fell over, is still on his back, his arms and legs too short and weak to flip him over.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 14, 2020 07:41 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:41 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: LASue at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Lit as fuck he is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (pNxlR)
president does this, day after day, for hours each day. I'm a lot
younger than he is and it just wears me out watching him. And you know
that there is tons of other stuff on his presidential plate.
Posted by: bluebell at April 14, 2020 07:33 PM (/669Q)
The only other president who would have this sort of energy, who would have relished these challenges, these fights, would have been Theodore Roosevelt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (KZl3I)
Posted by: vivi at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:43 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 07:43 PM (r+sAi)
The only other president who would have this sort of energy, who would have relished these challenges, these fights, would have been Theodore Roosevelt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (KZl3I)
And don't forget Grover Cleveland.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:43 PM (90T4r)
Notice the press not asking him what he's reading.
They are afraid of the answer.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (hEt8h)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:41 PM (+oVP5)
You have to admit, it was a memorable role. And moist. And disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (hEt8h)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (hEt8h)
It'll be Warlords and Tribes.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (OzQGF)
I am reminded of Dorian Grey.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (5qV2D)
Day-um! I'd nearly forgotten how fugly Obastard is. Now that he's said his piece, hopefully he'll STFU and go away.
Posted by: JQ at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 07:44 PM (OzQGF)
Cocaine and speed; His teeth will be falling out soon.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:43 PM (90T4r)
Took down a Republican challenger in the octogon on two non-consecutive occasions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (KZl3I)
That seems like a bad idea to me. I woudl expect oil to attract debris that could cause the spring to stick.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (90T4r)
I pray that he will continue to win while doing so.
I just don't think this is why he wins. I think this is why he doesn't win overwhelmingly.
Everyone has room to improve.
Trump is literally changing the world order all by his lonesome. By using his brand of diplomacy and deal making he is truly breaking down old alliances and trade deals and changing the relationships and the trajectory of where this country is headed. He is making this country wealthy and strong again. Like bull. He is unlike any president in my lifetime, probably ever, and I think he is winning massively. Like bigly.
Sure, there are always things that I would tweak but then he wouldn't be Trump. He's a force of nature and his instincts are uncanny.
I get your suggestion but I wouldn't change a hair off the Golden Weasel. As Ben Had would say, Let 'er buck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Everyone has room to improve.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM (af5xa)
I hear you, but I disagree a little.
The press will ALWAYS be the retarded asshole Dem-water-carrying malicious fuckheads that they are UNTIL they get completely discredited and slammed in SPECTACULAR fashion, such that it is noticed by the very large contingent of brainwashed LIVs that stumble through their lives in their fog.
There has not been a President willing to stand up to these cucks like this until now.
And that is also part of the reason the press is unhinged.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2020 07:30 PM (B7KlG)
Yes, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one defunding of a hostile corrupt international organization!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothga
The memory would be sweeter if a rope and tree were involved.
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "There's Plenary For Everyone!" at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (Ndje9)
as far as I know.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (0OmEj)
I woke up this morning hoping beyond hope that I would have a chance to listen to a sibilant dog-eating picklesmoocher drone on about himself for a while.
Posted by: no one ever at April 14, 2020 07:47 PM (iUEG2)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 14, 2020 07:47 PM (5qV2D)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:39 PM (wojhP)
I remember that video. He had one that had been under tension for decades that worked just fine.
If your spring never gets relaxed you aren't spending enough time at the range.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 14, 2020 07:47 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 07:47 PM (r+sAi)
He's livid. The shutdown has been a scam for at least the last three weeks.
But, to call I what it is would
Cost him his job.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 14, 2020 07:48 PM (G86Sr)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2020 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:45 PM (90T4r)
I hope not; I don't look good in spandex and black leather and don't have the scalp for a mohawk anymore.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:48 PM (KZl3I)
you can disassemble the mag to clean the parts, but wipe off any excess (whatever) before you reassemble or the parts could collect dust and stuff
ANY excess oil is not great on any part of the gun- it attracts gunk
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (A5zUN)
I get your suggestion but I wouldn't change a hair off the Golden Weasel. As Ben Had would say, Let 'er buck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:46
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Ditto!!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (Dhht7)
What kind of scalp do you need for a mohawk?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (A5zUN)
I don't think the British are paying for scalps any more.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 14, 2020 07:50 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I can give examples of liberals I know who moved out to rural areas and then became conservatives because of it.
There was one set that when I first met them, they were whining about how they saw someone with a gun out where they lived. They were extremely anti gun, but bought property right up against one of the most prolific deer and elk hunting areas near here.
5 yrs later I run into them at the local range sighting in their new rifle. Seems losing two of their pets, a whole lot of chickens and nearly a child illuminated the value of having a rifle. Having to shoot at a moving target (coyotes) has taught them the value of multi round magazines. Likewise they now see the value of a big ole pickup for rough roads and hauling shit.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:50 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2020 07:46 PM (B7KlG)
I'll take lampposts for $500 Alex!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:50 PM (BiNEL)
The mag I'm talking about is non-disassemble type. The little mags for little pistols.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 07:50 PM (wojhP)
688 Sure, there are always things that I would tweak but then he wouldn't be Trump. He's a force of nature and his instincts are uncanny.
I get your suggestion but I wouldn't change a hair off the Golden Weasel. As Ben Had would say, Let 'er buck.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2020 07:46
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Ditto!!
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (Dhht7)
He could never reach the Karens, or the Pink Hair Covens, no matter how he spoke.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Barky at April 14, 2020 07:52 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 14, 2020 07:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (SwWMX)
Sen Kennedy (the good one) from Louisiana was on fire about the Chicoms and the latest report about the dire warnings about the Wuhan lab.
I can't remember all the stuff he said, but one was "Martha, the Chinese leadership will eat your lunch and the sack it came in."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (rCwaK)
He was gonna forget anyway, so I got high.
Now I am stroking blonde leg hairs, and I don't know why.
So I got high. So I got high. So I got high.
Posted by: Bronco at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (Nvpkp)
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (XhWtx)
What kind of scalp do you need for a mohawk?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (A5zUN)
Hair in the center of your skull that will grow thick and luxurious, like a Golden Scalp Weasel's pelt. Mine is thin and fading, like a garden in October.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (KZl3I)
He's livid. The shutdown has been a scam for at least the last three weeks.
I dunno. Seattle Slow made a convincing argument that it's all going better than expected because no one is walking around in the parks.
Posted by: also no one ever at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (iUEG2)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (vbsi7)
Posted by: Barky at April 14, 2020 07:52 PM (sHVgQ)
You have to remember the crowd he runs with!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)
What kind of scalp do you need for a mohawk?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:49 PM (A5zUN)
Hair in the center of your skull that will grow thick and luxurious, like a Golden Scalp Weasel's pelt. Mine is thin and fading, like a garden in October.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (KZl3I)
That reminds me. It's only been a few weeks and I need a haircut again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (85Gof)
Oil seems too messy, my 0.02.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (vbsi7)
Pussy pondering?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 14, 2020 07:55 PM (r+sAi)
Otherwise I follow the "if it slides, grease it, if it turns, oil it" principle.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (El6T/)
And he also went bat shit on a guy riding his bike past his property in the hamptons..
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (85Gof)
Cost him his job.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
At our place we have lots of admin types that are very invested in disaster.
Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (BBSCv)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (90T4r)
That's like saying I wish Michelangelo used more red.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (hEt8h)
Because you all haven't heard any Frank Zappa yet.
Zappa was a dead-serious, post-modern ensemble composer before he ever did any funny lyrics or gross-out comedy songs or imitation old rock'n'roll. He recorded Edgar Varese style musique-concrete before he did any of that.
There was a contract requirement with the agents and studios, the A and R guys thought they needed album material with lyrics and themes. Zappa was incensed but held to the letter of the contracts, just to see how much he could get away with. And while he did those, he kept making albums of dead-assed-serious modern classical music. The real hard stuff.
Guess what. We haven't even started to sample Frank Zappa's weird serious music yet. All the upchuck, burp and fart jokes you've been doing for a month now? That was for his easy-listening, accessible material.
If you complain enough, we have just as much material by him to work through -- a lot of it conducted by Zubin Mehta and Pierre Boulez.
Come on, guys. I know you have it in you. Keep it up!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
I see. You treat your well-wishers in this fashion?
So be it. May the River Otters track your path and haunt your rest.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (KZl3I)
that it's all going better than expected because no one is walking
around in the parks.
Posted by: also no one ever at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (iUEG2)
I am pretty sure that their assumptions were based on that. And I call BS that no one is walking around in the parks or that that would even cause a blip either way.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I pray he is re-elected
because Second Term Trump, Trump Unchained, Trump With Nothing To Lose, will be glorious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg)
So be it. May the River Otters track your path and haunt your rest.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (KZl3I)
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I pray he is re-elected
because Second Term Trump, Trump Unchained, Trump With Nothing To Lose, will be glorious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Same here. It could be a near thing, though.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
I remember talking with a buddy (who shaved his head) about said shaving and he said 'You never know what's under there until you take it all off.'
Words for life, that.
This would be a good opportunity in case you had like an obscene birthmark or something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Yes I hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I heard that. Wow, he really doesn't like being called Fredo.
So that's why we call him that.
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (nvc6v)
The press will ALWAYS be the retarded asshole
Dem-water-carrying malicious fuckheads that they are UNTIL they get
completely discredited and slammed in SPECTACULAR fashion, such that it
is noticed by the very large contingent of brainwashed LIVs that stumble
through their lives in their fog.
There has not been a President willing to stand up to these cucks like this until now.
And that is also part of the reason the press is unhinged.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
A interesting thing just happened. I don't disagree with you, but you didn't really say anything contrary to anything I said at all, so in a way you gave me a Trump like response, not on my topic nor on my point.
That made me think, Perhaps one might say that Trump's style is to throw chaff and draw the media off their point. In that way his style is actually contributory to his success...
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:59 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 07:59 PM (G1eBa)
705 You know what happens when you go further from Cock Curious, right?
Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (vbsi7)
Pussy pondering?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 07:55 PM (NWiLs)
_________
Anal probing?
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 07:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 07:50 PM
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No, I get where you're coming from, but that's anecdotal. Like Oliver Wendell & Lisa Douglas leaving their Manhattan apt. for farm life.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: klaftern at April 14, 2020 08:00 PM (RuIsu)
because Second Term Trump, Trump Unchained, Trump With Nothing To Lose, will be glorious
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Same here. It could be a near thing, though.
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (90T4r)
I just assume the worst case scenario will happen. Occasionally, I'm pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:00 PM (iGbUv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Everyone needs their own personal ventilator and intubation kit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:00 PM (GvEen)
I was in an e-mail loop that included Sean Bannion, whom I had not yet met, when I said something like "guys who shave their heads have mental problems".
Everyone backed away from me on the thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 08:01 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:00 PM (GvEen)
I've got a shop vac and some small od plastic tube. Good enough ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (iGbUv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Not seeing a down side here.
Posted by: Gov. Coonman at April 14, 2020 07:40 PM
And we'll be ready ... to politely wait for an invitation before we even begin to mildly complain.
Posted by: Establishment GOP at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (786Ro)
Come on, guys. I know you have it in you. Keep it up!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 14, 2020 07:57 PM (8IOEj)
China Flu > Zappa Anything
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)
"Ya GOTTA get yourself some VENTILATORS! Elegant, sturdy, and bursting with class."
"How nuts would it be to own this one, or that one?"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
-Threadkillah!!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: ShainS at April 14, 2020 08:02 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 07:58 PM (90T4r) /i]
This actually scares the hell out of me.
I cannot forget that our "voting population" gave Barky Obama a second term.
And I am convinced that the Dems have been perfecting cheating for the past three years, and they were already pretty good at it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: tubal at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (90T4r)
The deals are INSAAAAAAAANE!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (wojhP)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:04 PM (GvEen)
The deals are INSAAAAAAAANE!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (wojhP)
Come on down, while the boss is out of town.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 08:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Infidel at April 14, 2020 08:04 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (BBSCv)
---
this.
i am about 8 weeks overdue for a cut, and i'm starting to look like a fvcking hippy.
my hair hasn't been this long since i joined the Army.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 08:04 PM (5ua3Z)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:05 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 14, 2020 07:53 PM (rCwaK)
McCollumb is snit.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 08:05 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (OzQGF)
I blame a faulty keyboard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (BiNEL)
Or have the opposite effect that the New Green Deal advocates desired - people getting into even larger homes with dedicated office space.
I can see Zoom Rooms being built in to new homes. Green screens, lighting, proper camera and microphone placement...
Posted by: 🐧 at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (ks+s+)
The press will ALWAYS be the retarded asshole Dem-water-carrying malicious fuckheads that they are UNTIL they get completely discredited and slammed in SPECTACULAR fashion
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A couple of encouraging notes:
McClatchy, July 29, 2016 - $19.34, today - $0.103
Gannett, May 1, 2015 - $23.87, today - $0.98
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 07:57
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I'm so stealing that, Ben Had.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 14, 2020 07:56 PM (BBSCv)
---
this.
i am about 8 weeks overdue for a cut, and i'm starting to look like a fvcking hippy.
my hair hasn't been this long since i joined the Army.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2020 08:04 PM (5ua3Z)
I hereby call this inaugural meeting of the Hair Privilege Club for Men to order.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Cheaper than marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (wojhP)
Bet I could re-work a ventilator into a pretty damn good bong.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (iGbUv)
Posted by: redc1c4
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The same solution is easily implemented.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:06
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Think I can make it until Saturday before I pull the Wahl trimmer out.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (Dhht7)
But it would look like that scene when Darth Vaders helmet came off.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (G1eBa)
They hate the US why wouldn't they cheat for the chance to destroy it one and for all.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:03 PM (BiNEL)
Day and night, their craftiest minds.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
Why buy when you can rent?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (hEt8h)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
getting a haircut from a pro usually is
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
759 Find a pro and pay.
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Cheaper than marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (OzQGF)
So, did he go for like a 1 blade on the clippers and take everything down evenly?
I have considered the Bruce Willis look if the hair up top keeps thinning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Cheaper than marriage.
Apparently , a nest of diseased whores is up for a reasonable price.
A little prophylactic penicillin and you are golden.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
Why buy when you can rent?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (BiNEL)
Never go into a lifetime lease on a vehicle you won't get to drive.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:10 PM (iGbUv)
But it would look like that scene when Darth Vaders helmet came off.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (G1eBa)
Metal plate?
j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:10 PM (A5zUN)
Assuming, of course, you can grow real hair.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 08:10 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (3DZIZ)
People are more than welcome to roll up a dog turd and smoke it if that's what turns their crank. But I ain't takin' a toke.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (iGbUv)
#2 on the side #3 on the top
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
He used the 3 blade, but yeah. He actually used to give himself haircuts all the time when he was stationed on a ship, so he's had practice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (OzQGF)
Assuming, of course, you can grow real hair.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 08:10 PM (+oVP5)
Kinda hard to grow fake hair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
But it would look like that scene when Darth Vaders helmet came off.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (G1eBa)
Metal plate?
j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:10 PM (A5zUN)
horns ?
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (OzQGF)
So, did he go for like a 1 blade on the clippers and take everything down evenly?
I have considered the Bruce Willis look if the hair up top keeps thinning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
#2 guide. Clippers. Last 30 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:12 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
I have been putting Retro Replay on as audio wallpaper while I play games. They did some spots for Manscaping. The only thing that really makes me want to tab out and fast forward. That and when they get on politics. (Which they do not often, but shut up and entertain me, assholes.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
SO COME ON DOWN TO AL PECK'S USED FRUIT WHERE YOU"LL GET THE BEST DEALS OF YOUR LIVES ON USED FRUIT.
NO LEMONS!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 14, 2020 08:12 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: I Am No One at April 14, 2020 08:13 PM (iGbUv)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:12 PM (GvEen)
Do you use a mirror to make sure you did not miss anything in the back?
How much are the wahl trimmers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:13 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)
The moment that changes, the Dems will be voter ID champions.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 14, 2020 08:14 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)
Wait, this is Abuse, Caring is three doors down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (xj2l7)
Normally I would go for that, but since I found a gorgeous Pinay barber, I stopped doing that.
Sadly, Governor Coonman closed her shop as non-essential,giving me yet another reason to hate that treacherous b@$tard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (G1eBa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:16 PM (BiNEL)
Like shaving a really really white pizza.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (G1eBa)
How colorful.
Posted by: Simon Gruber at April 14, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
Like shaving a really really white pizza.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (G1eBa)
Where the hell do you get your pizza from?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Kinda hard to grow fake hair.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
I'm betting Pelosi has enough botox in her that her hair comes out polyester.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (G1eBa)
Like shaving a really really white pizza.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 14, 2020 08:15 PM (G1eBa)
Where the hell do you get your pizza from?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
The crust is better after it's baked.
Obama is also better after he's baked.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Probably setting up the tumbrils and guillotine as we speak
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Simon Gruber at April 14, 2020 08:19 PM (A5zUN)
How much are the wahl trimmers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I used to. Wife does it now.
About $20 to $30.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2020 08:19 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 14, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)
It's pure vinyl! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (XhWtx)
Lol
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2020 08:19 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at April 14, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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It is an arrogance that is spawned of ignorance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (sHVgQ)
Posted by: Simon Gruber at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2020 07:42 PM (KZl3I)
Didn't Teddy get shot by some loon and still went on to finish his 90 minute speech?
Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 08:08 PM (gd9RK)
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It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Olaf Tryggvasson at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2020 08:18 PM (2JVJo)
The Dems learned a lot from the 2A rally in Virginia, even though Coonman was trying to set them up.
There's a reason, having nothing to do with CV-19, why they chose 10 people as a maximum crowd size.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (A5zUN)
WTF, makes no sense to me?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:16 PM (BiNEL)
Dems project onto Republicans what in actuality they do in order to justify making what they do easier.
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (A5zUN)
I'm going to ensure a brand-new thread by wishing the Horde good evening.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)
Holy shit. You're magic!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (OzQGF)
NOOD!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)
I shaved off my beard last week because it was getting too bushy and shaggy, so it's coming in slowly and close-cropped, as I like (I can't go without a beard, as I have no chin definition).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 14, 2020 08:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 14, 2020 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - holding Nelson's rum ration at April 14, 2020 08:22 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2020 08:20 PM (dBiBP)
And he enjoyed the company of real people.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 14, 2020 08:23 PM (xj2l7)
Posted by: JQ at April 14, 2020 08:23 PM (whOIk)
Yes. It went through the folded speech in his breast pocket so it was significantly slowed, but the bullet still penetrated his chest and he gave the whole speech.
I don't think that can be beat for presidential badassery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Vendette at April 14, 2020 08:21 PM (nRNOc)
I missed the mirror image thinking part, thanks {{{Vendette}}!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 14, 2020 08:23 PM (OxZeG)
Posted by: MSM at April 14, 2020 08:24 PM (QE8X6)
We needed someone to break up this tired ancient thread!
Thank you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 14, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Dear{{{Hrothgar!!!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at April 14, 2020 08:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 14, 2020 08:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~
No it's not.
Posted by: Howard Cosell at April 14, 2020 08:27 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Cheaters only like loop holes that benefit them. As soon as it benefits the other guy, cheaters become all about closing loop holes.
I use to road race motorcycles and I served as a referee handling complaints for rule violations. There was a rule that said one couldn't modify the intake airbox for the stock classes, but there was also a rule that said you could run without an air filter.
There was a specific model of popular race bike where the filter included the top panel of the air box. So if you ran without the filter, you created a massive intake hole in the air box.
The racers who campaigned that model of bike were adamantly against changing the rule because the manufacture listed the air filter/air box top as just the filter. But then when the model year changed, guess what happened, now the part was listed as the "air box filter" and so it could no longer be removed and suddenly those same riders who were so staunchly defending the rule as it was, were clamoring, nigh on crying in the pits, to have the rule changed.
If Republicans become better at vote harvesting than Dems, then the Dems will come out against it.
If Republicans become suspected (let alone proven) to cheat at getting dubious voters, the Dems will demand Voter ID.
But for now, they cheat better/more often than we do, so they want the rules that favor cheating.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at April 14, 2020 08:27 PM (af5xa)
Its important to order all kinds of crazy crap from Amazon so that your e-profile is completely monkey-wrenched.
Have a joint account with a lunatic who collected beanie babies, stained glass supplies, crocks, gimp masks, Galileo thermometers, obscure foreign flags, redneck t-shirts...
Just make sure that the combination of stuff doesn't trip the AI filters looking for Red Flag candidates.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 14, 2020 08:28 PM (ks+s+)
Posted by: torabora at April 14, 2020 08:29 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 14, 2020 08:26 PM
Yeah, like las' time, ese?
Mostly Maui Wowee, but part Labrador?
Posted by: Cheech at April 14, 2020 08:30 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Dingbat at April 14, 2020 08:32 PM (KylN9)
Posted by: runner at April 14, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Cheaper than marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 14, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)
I'm missing a couple of years worth of night tumbles with a $1k per night hooker;-)
Posted by: free tibet at April 14, 2020 08:34 PM (IMdOQ)
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