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Open Thread
I'm taking a half day today. I'll only be putting up a few non-open threads.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2020 12:20 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: SH at April 13, 2020 12:20 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: cornbred at April 13, 2020 12:20 PM (A751K)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at April 13, 2020 12:21 PM (CT57M)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:21 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2020 12:21 PM (N9G0H)
did you take your temp?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (H8QX8)
Go ahead and take a 1/2 day, today.
Nobody can expect you to keep this kind of production up without significant reward.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (axyOa)
I hope you can get out of the apt and breathe some fresh air.
stay sane. we need you
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 13, 2020 12:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:23 PM (axyOa)
The media is a garbage pit of exaggerations, misrepresentations, inaccurate headlines, hysteria, political bias and outright lies.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: Diogenes
I gave them your address when I moved.
sucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (lwwTC)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah great idea..go for that. A sure winner
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal
Yes We all get to be Ace, and he has to comment on all of our threads.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (dICmH)
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I am not ace.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)
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It's a good thing they put the time and date on the screen in their fancy new Chyrons. If they didn't, I wouldn't know year - let alone what day - it was from. It's always the same.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (hYcqw)
Like, take your shoes off open, or pants off open?
Posted by: Inspector Johnson
Cap d'Agde open.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (90T4r)
A what?
Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (X/Pw5)
MASS GRAVES ARE BEING DUG EVERYWHERE!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:23 PM (axyOa)
Where is that Pecking coming from?? Can't you hear that pecking?? Someone- go see where it's coming from!!
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Diogenes
I gave them your address when I moved.
sucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM
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So, that's how it is ehhh?
Well then...lets just see how a fully operation Death Otter performs!
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mog Smash at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (CgFRV)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
Oh please please please please do this, Biden! It will send such a strong message to the trans community!! *wink*
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (2orW4)
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM (mv+Oj)
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Pants are mandatory until further notice. due to fart-based transmission of SARS-CoV-2. Until these uncertain times pass, we are out of an abundance of caution imposing Book Thread rules generally.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)
Well then...lets just see how a fully operation Death Otter performs!
Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Diogenes
YOU STILL OWE ME A BEER FROM LIKE TWO YEARS AGO!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Finally decided. Gonna get a Ruger Wrangler as soon as the stores open up.
Would love to have a Ruger Hunter Stainless Steel with fluted barrel, but I can't justify the extra almost $400 buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (GvEen)
MILLIONS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS WILL DIE, AND THEY DESERVE IT!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (z0XD8)
They any good?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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Well, that depends. Do you have any? If so, no, they are not good, and you need to send them to me.
If you don't have any, yes, they are good.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (/669Q)
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Because of the Michigan Horde members, Gov Whitmer has shut Ace down.
Posted by: SH at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (dICmH)
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I am not ace.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:25 PM
I bet Bluebell went Peeps Crazy!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (axyOa)
Has People magazine done a cover story yet on Fauci. Something like, "The Nation's New Marcus Welby."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Fauci Knows Best
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
Thanks, California.
You suck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah great idea..go for that. A sure winner
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (nRk/c)
Senile and insane--wonderful combination.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Finally decided. Gonna get a Ruger Wrangler as soon as the stores open up.
Would love to have a Ruger Hunter Stainless Steel with fluted barrel, but I can't justify the extra almost $400 buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (GvEen)
Your gun stores closed??
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (90T4r)
The media is a garbage pit of exaggerations, misrepresentations, inaccurate headlines, hysteria, political bias and outright lies.
Posted by: zombie at April 13, 2020 12:23 PM (N9G0H)
You forgot nitwits and half-wits
Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (2orW4)
Like, you can bring a friend along if he/she's DTC!!
*Down To Comment
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (bDqIh)
MASS GRAVES ARE BEING DUG EVERYWHERE!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG) "
Meanwhile, in flyover country, hospitals stand empty, as the administrators consider how many peasants to lay off.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (3t6Iw)
Half a day Ace???
You mean your not showing up untill 2:30 rather than noon.
Perplexes me it does.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (gAXBD)
IF ONLY WE HAD STEADY, INSPIRING LEADERSHIP, LIKE JOE BIDEN!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM
Stop the pecking!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
It's high time that evidence that he's a pervert comes out.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Meanwhile, in flyover country, hospitals stand empty, as the administrators consider how many peasants to lay off.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (cqteU)
Why not just open them back up to the average public?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)
He's just the face of it. It's a DNC operation, they are all on board, the media is doing their part, and it is as predictable as a sunrise.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (lwwTC)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (axyOa)
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I actually don't like Peeps. I don't like marshmallow much to begin with and all that sugar creeps me out.
I used to buy a little pack for each of the kids for their Easter baskets until they told me they don't really like them either.
But I do like seeing them in the store, I'll admit.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Fauci Knows Best
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Leave It to Fauci
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Has People magazine done a cover story yet on Fauci. Something like, "The Nation's New Marcus Welby."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Fauci Knows Best
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM (aKsyK)
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The *REAL* Dr House.!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (gqzkO)
Oh great. Now threads are closed due Chinese Lung AIDs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM
Depends. Ginger or Mary Anne?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (ve/eP)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (nw6Hr)
No masks, very few folks there. Range was only open from 10-12 though. The store would open at noon with restrictive rules in place to keep the number of folks to a minimum.
The stock was very picked over - some cases empty.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (Y4EXg)
Time to teach Carrying the 1.
Back later gang.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (90T4r)
Yeah great idea..go for that. A sure winner
Posted by: Nevergiveup
In fact, Biden would be transphobiic not to!!!!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (2mteh)
(note, never have, prolly od me. If so, then it'd be covid.)
Posted by: Eva! Where is mein eukodol und pervitin!? at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Ci7bi)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: Mog Smash at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (CgFRV)
...
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (/669Q)
How about COVID-compliant Peeps?
https://tinyurl.com/wdocdyv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)
Not just "flyover country".
Hundreds of medical workers are being laid off in Portland.
The hospitals sit empty, as Oregon struggles to accommodate fifteen hospital admissions a day due to the CCP virus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (DMUuz)
Mary Anne. Farm girls understand things.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (G546f)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (17+9D)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (90T4r)
I actually don't like Peeps. I don't like marshmallow much to begin with and all that sugar creeps me out.
I used to buy a little pack for each of the kids for their Easter baskets until they told me they don't really like them either.
But I do like seeing them in the store, I'll admit.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM
Mary Katherine Hamm used to do a little video spot called The Week in Peeps. Pretty funny as I recall. I think she even had a Peep with a Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ejd/p)
When people test positive for Chicom Flu, their doctors are telling them to stay home. So everyone who has it is not in the hospital. So we don't overwhelm the system.
/that does not explain why we have to cancel all other surgeries though, and lay off hospital personnel. Unless of course we're planning to go NHS to save the hospital system...
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (YbGTP)
More like Dr. Kevorkian, only not as charming.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (gAXBD)
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And like all the soyed out, man bunned, Yoder bearded layabout Millenials know who Macrus Welby MD is.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Eva! Peg 'o my heart! at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Ci7bi)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ve/eP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (X/5o4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:27 PM
Commentator All Hail Eris is not amused.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (z0XD
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LOL. This especially hit home because my son has been playing Purple Haze on his guitar quite a bit lately. He found something on YouTube that has all the background tracks, so he plays Jimi's part.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (/669Q)
Oh great. Now threads are closed due Chinese Lung AIDs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (3t6Iw)
Chink lung chunk.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (vXJ56)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:24 PM (90T4r)
A what?
Posted by: BignJames
........
The precursor to Christmas.. a Roman December holiday period of merrymaking.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (aKsyK)
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Heck, why not? Joe identifies as someone with a functioning brain.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (O+I8R)
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Your wifes been outside FOR FIFTEEN YEARS?
...and she's not PISSED??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ejd/p)
What happened to her? She was on the fast track to fame and seems to have disappeared.
Or is that just me....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I stick with the classics. Like Penthouse Forum.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: tubal
Academy is, I believe.
We don't have LGS around here.
Mr. Scott has said Cabelas has restricted the amount of people in the stores at any one time. FTS. I'm not waiting in line.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
The correct response is Ching Chong Bing Bong
Posted by: Rosanne Barr at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (2mteh)
https://tinyurl.com/wdocdyv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)
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Ha! Someone sent me a picture of Easter eggs like that too.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: First Post Today at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (zcvbQ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Scheckie Green at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (bYEBA)
Or is that just me....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM
After her husband died she seems to have been keeping out of the limelight.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (eAZVt)
I stick with the classics. Like Penthouse Forum.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM (dICmH)
Not a fan at all of Hemingway. Did not bother with Kerouac, or Salinger.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (90T4r)
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I don't know about that, but #FireFauci was trending on twitter the last time I checked.
Posted by: Methos at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (kOpft)
When people test positive for Chicom Flu, their doctors are telling them to stay home. So everyone who has it is not in the hospital. So we don't overwhelm the system.
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IOW, it's mostly just a bad flu? That people can actually get and recuperate at home? That we didn't need to actually shut down the freaking economy over? That millions didn't have to lose their livelihoods over? Good to know.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ejd/p)
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The Washington Post used to (might still) have a Peeps contest each year where people would do creative things with Peeps and enter the photos to be judged.
Remember that Chilean mine accident years ago and a few miners came out to find both their wives and mistresses present? That was the winner that year.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (ejd/p)
That's right.
I forgot about that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Kerouac bored me to tears.
Read more Brautigan. That's my advice.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (dICmH)
No. Same with "zen and art of motorcycle maintenance".
Condensed version: carry spare sparkplugs for foriegn bikes. The end.
Posted by: Eva! Bungabunga! at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (Ci7bi)
Posted by: tubal
Academy is, I believe.
We don't have LGS around here.
Mr. Scott has said Cabelas has restricted the amount of people in the stores at any one time. FTS. I'm not waiting in line.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (GvEen)
Huh. Get my guns and ammo at Rural King. Open for business as usual.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (90T4r)
It's practically religious doctrine that you should take Monday after Easter Sunday off, Fr. Ace.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (DMUuz)
Meanwhile, in flyover country, hospitals stand empty, as the administrators consider how many peasants to lay off.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 12:28 PM (cqteU)
Yup, now up to 64 total cases for our county of 274,000 people.
Some of those have already recovered.
But yesterday my 91 year old Mom said I need to wash my hands more, even thought I do it every time I come back to the house.
/facepalm
/starts to sing
Paranoia will destroy ya...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (NgKpN)
Has any moron read Kerouac's On The Road and can you provide a helpful comment on what is the point of this book?
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"Pretentious Self Centered Bullshit" about sums it up.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (nw6Hr)
BLACK PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO DIE OF COVID-19, WHICH IS ALL THE FAULT OF WHITE SUBURBANITES!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (I2/tG)
I'll take Slave Holding Eugenicists for $100 Alex
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (2mteh)
Mucous Welby.
Posted by: Scheckie Green at
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What's green and flies over Germany?
Snotzies!
Damned grade school humor.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (axyOa)
On the next calling of a N00d thread all Michigan residents will be required to remain here.
Posted by: Der Fuhrer Whitmer at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (G2zl5)
Did he forget to mention OrangeManBad?
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (eAZVt)
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That does not sound possible.
Posted by: Mr. Spock at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (Eicbe)
JFK was killed by a lone assassin.
Posted by: Thread helper at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (Uu+Jp) "
If he didn't, it would be transphobic, so yes; actually mandatory.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: RJD at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 13, 2020 12:34 PM (CjFDo)
Saturnalia was a multiday naked drunken orgy.
How the early Christians got people to drop that and sign onto a lousy Christmas tree is anyone's guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mog Smash at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (CgFRV)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (I2/tG)
20 minutes until the weekly address of our company by our CEO, joined by our new Chief Medical Officer, to explain what next steps are.
Hey, they're buying everyone a reusable, washable face mask so there's that.
Would prefer a little more critical thought from a so-called think tank instead of a mask, but whatever. I'm not going to be around much longer anyway so the world will do what it will.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (C+We0)
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Read all of Salinger in my late teens. I could not tell you anything about the stories today. Basically some rich kid with issues who lived in Yankee Land outside of NYC.
The only Hemingway I really liked was The Nick Adams Stories. I did like Old Man and The Sea as well.
This is my first go with Kerouac and the only thing I like is the America I was born could be crossed easily via hitchhiking. That country no longer exists.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (YbGTP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
I can't make it go away. And I don't know how to take it further.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (eAZVt)
Mucous Welby.
Posted by: Scheckie Green at
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What's green and flies over Germany?
Snotzies!
Damned grade school humor.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (axyOa)
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Whats green and comes in brownies???
BOY SCOUTS!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:38 PM (dICmH)
Mmm, brautigan on rye bread with pilsner.
Posted by: Eva! I'm tripping balls! at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (Ci7bi)
Someone on our Nextdoor is wondering if farts can carry Wuhan flu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Old farts, or young farts?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (C+We0)
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Where are you going?
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2020 12:37 PM (bYEBA)
Honey, why is the Buzzard in you contacts list?
Posted by: Male Luv Bird at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
Watching a streaming show and they have a commercial saying how New York City is the epicenter of this epidemic, so please send all the money you can to Mount Sinai.
Hey, bother the people who live in New York, assholes.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:35 PM
You never thought that would happen to you, did you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (DMUuz)
NEW YORK, NY - The New York Times has finally addressed the sexual assault allegations against presidential candidate Joe Biden. After an in-depth investigation, they've found that Biden is a Democrat. Furthermore, they found that he is the assumed candidate running against President Trump. With these two facts in mind, they've concluded there is no possible way the charges can be true.
https://bit.ly/2wBjwND
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (2mteh)
Yellow love> in....then you die.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (ve/eP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM
I'm thinking early retirement.
Getting lots of practice for the retired life over the past month.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (C+We0)
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"Pretentious Self Centered Bullshit" about sums it up.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (nw6Hr)
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You can read it to discover what the thoughts were like when men abandoned their families and obligations to "find themselves" in the beat generation.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Where the 100 comment rule applies.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (l90Xr)
Posted by: H Badger at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (n/0Nw)
And Joanie is dead. Damn you Trump!
Posted by: pahound at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (iuWLY)
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Epstein didn't kill himself. It was the Trump Coronavirus ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (tp5ES)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (YbGTP)
On the road is an allegorical novel, on the surface, describing a roadkill possum, slowly decaying, day after day. But when you look deeper into the novel, you find Kerouac is really talking about all of us, born to die, repeatedly broken and pounded flat by life, like that possum, rancid and maggot ridden, until the crows come.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah...but I never thought I'd write a letter about it.
Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (X/Pw5)
Are we really willing to let those like Whitmer and Fauci and Northam cage us in our homes, arrest us if we go out, or drive to go wave at grandma?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (zDwuO)
I think you should tell them that yes, they can, and that the CDC has also determined that thinking bad thoughts about governmental restrictions during the epidemic lowers your immune system and makes you more likely to get the virus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Karen at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (XxJt1)
https://bit.ly/2wBjwND
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
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"Politically Correct" as a verdict.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:43 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (X08OG)
What is a "non-open" thread?
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Not clear. They all behave like open threads. I assume he means "has a putative subject/content."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (ve/eP)
Getting lots of practice for the retired life over the past month.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (C+We0)
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Nice! And I hear you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (dICmH)
Someone on our Nextdoor is wondering if farts can carry Wuhan flu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Old farts, or young farts?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (2mteh)
Old fart, young fart feel alright on a warm San Franciscan night
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (90T4r)
I used to buy a little pack for each of the kids for their Easter baskets until they told me they don't really like them either.
But I do like seeing them in the store, I'll admit.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (/669Q)
The wife bought some peeps recently. I had forgot about them and they had completely left my brain. The night before easter I was playing guitar, focusing, and the wife reintroduces me to peeps. It went like this-
Her (poking her head in the door when she thought the time was right and holding some small yellow object) - Peep?
Me- Huh?
Her- Peep?
Me- What???
Her- Peep?
Me- WTF language is that, what are you asking?
Her- Walks over and drops a yellow bird on the desk and says peep.
Me- I bite the head off the peep and hand her back the body. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (9Om/r)
I read the reddit thread about the person claiming to have donated their student loan money to Bernie and while that struck me as plausible, the rest didn't. Why? Because Americans do not refer to it as Uni.
Are there regions in the US that do so? Because I've only ever heard it from my Canuckistan and Brit friends.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Serious Cat, disappointed Arby's customer at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (zqs/f)
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Well there are a lot of white suburbanites that work for Nike, so I am rating this claim as; MOSTLY TRUE.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (YbGTP)
/facepalm
STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE!
Posted by: Karen 2020 at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (G546f)
Thank G-d for the weather team at our local CBS affiliate, and the tornado sirens near us. What a nerve-wracking morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (X08OG)
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"Pretentious Self Centered Bullshit" about sums it up.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:39 PM (nw6Hr)
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You can read it to discover what the thoughts were like when men abandoned their families and obligations to "find themselves" in the beat generation.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Eicbe)
So it's basically Eat Pray Love for dudes?
Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (DZRVc)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Romeo13
70 cases for a county of 859,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (GvEen)
You can get all of that and a good belly laugh out of any number of GWAR songs.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (dICmH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Well, at least you didn't have to buy and mail Saturnalia cards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (ve/eP)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL. But we didn't have a topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (WI7YS)
Especially Pier Beatrice, 'The "Gospel according to the Hebrews" in the apostolic fathers' (2006).
With Justin Martyr, 1 Apology 50, the source is obvious: Luke. But when Jerome paraphrased Ignatius, Jerome claims it ISN'T Luke - he says it is "the Gospel of the Hebrews" sometimes called the Syriac Gospel.
If Jerome is right (disclosure: he's my patron saint, so, biased) then Ignatius brings a third independent witness to the appearance to the Disciples, alongside Luke and John.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Status: Affirmed
'Vapid, Irresponsible self-indulgence'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (YbGTP)
War is hell. Getting your dick shot off in the war is hell. Obsessing over the girl you can never schtupp again because you got your dick shot off in the war is hell.
Also, drinking too much because of all of the above is hell. Also, some bullfighting. The end.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (KxVoZ)
Please pick up the nearest red hotline to hell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:31 PM (2mteh)
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You're on the hot-line to hell!
(please hold for the next available demon)
The hot-line to hell!
(your call is important to us)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (mf5HN)
Would Bernie's campaign accept donations from foreigners? They're not supposed to of course, but LOL okay.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (BAsqb)
COMPLY WITH THE ORDERS OF THE MASKED, ANYONOMOUS OFFICERS, AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage, Two Weeks From Now! at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
Old farts, or young farts?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 13, 2020 12:41 PM (2mteh)
Old fart, young fart feel alright on a warm San Franciscan night
Posted by: tubal
Pro tip: Never trust a fart after 50.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (GvEen)
Why? Because Americans do not refer to it as Uni.
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I read it as state college is her last chance. University of Northern Iowa, Idaho, Indiana etc
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (3t6Iw)
Gas at my Wal-Mart is $1.37.
gas at tribal travel plaza in central OK...80 cents
i filled up there Friday for 89 cents gal
Posted by: RJD at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (CDGwz)
Has any moron read Kerouac's On The Road and can you provide a helpful comment on what is the point of this book?"
I'm not a big fan of Capote but his bitchy assessment of Kerouac is correct: "That's not writing, that's typing."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL. But we didn't have a topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (WI7YS)
I like where this is headed.
Posted by: Franz Kafka at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (C+We0)
...
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:29 PM (/669Q)
How about COVID-compliant Peeps?
https://tinyurl.com/wdocdyv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)
If the topic is selected at comment 100 we need to stick to talking about Peeps.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Of course they can. People need to dutch oven in place.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (KxVoZ)
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*hears Carmina Burana being faded up in the background*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (LxqES)
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Im waiting for somebody to get shot for their own protection.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Romeo13
70 cases for a county of 859,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (GvEen)
And we're closed.
/spit
Posted by: Male Luv Bird at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (NgKpN)
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So does he go full Steinbeck and recommend Collectivization to Kill our Oppressors? Thankfully for us our Okies didn't go full tilt Mao. They just started farms in California and their kids became the Beach Boys and Jan and Dean.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (YbGTP)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (9Om/r)
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So this reminds me of my great victory so far this year.
When I was a kid, my parents would sometimes take us out for ice cream to a place called "King Cone" in Pittsburgh. My dad would always drive (if drive-thru) or order (if we walked up to the counter). Also every time, he would bite off the ornate tip of the ice cream cone where they give it a flourish so it's topped with a curlicue.
In the before times (January), I went to visit them and it was a warm day. We went for ice cream. This time, *I* was driving. I handed my mom her cone and, before handing by dad his, I bit off the top of the cone.
Victory: 30 years in the making.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Rosanne Barr at April 13, 2020 12:36 PM (2mteh)
~~~~~
Wasn't that Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (sGotD)
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Merv13 or better underpants. Do it for humanity's sake.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (WQZ1O)
Are there regions in the US that do so? Because I've only ever heard it from my Canuckistan and Brit friends.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (mf5HN)
I've heard it from a few geeks over the years. I think invariably they were pretentious lefties who obsessed over Dr. Who.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (wCmLp)
LOL. But we didn't have a topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (WI7YS)
I was just saying what the non-open threads were. If there's a topic, there's the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (KxVoZ)
JFK was killed by a lone assassin.
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Um, Trump declassified that stuff as a FU to the intelligence community for trying to frame him with the Russia nonsense.
Zerohedge went over the documents with a fine toothed comb to do their usual eleventy thing, and the most they came up with was:
1) JFK took a bullet from in front and from behind (I'm not sure I believe the coordination that would have taken in the 60s, but that's what the autopsy said.
2) One of the FBI investigators said during a presentation a couple years later that he thought Ruby was Oswald's accomplice.
3) The CIA covered up what they could because Oswald was on their payroll as an informant. So it they were avoiding institutional embarrasment, not trying to cover that they ordered the hit.
Posted by: Methos at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (90T4r)
Gas at my Wal-Mart is $1.37.
gas at tribal travel plaza in central OK...80 cents
i filled up there Friday for 89 cents gal
Posted by: RJD
Since I'm getting 4 weeks to the gallon, I don't know.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (GvEen)
STINKFINGER FOR THE WIN!! BUTTPLUGS BIDEN!!
Posted by: Eva! Peg 'o my heart! at April 13, 2020 12:33 PM (Ci7bi)
Biden should pick Don Le Mon as his running mate.
Black, gay, woman-ly, creepy.
Biden/LeMon 2020 : Smell Our Fingers!
Posted by: LASue at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (9APnC)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (GvEen)
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I read it as state college is her last chance. University of Northern Iowa, Idaho, Indiana etc
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM
It was upper and lower case, though, "Uni", not "UNI". Imma still call commonwealth parody.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (ejd/p)
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Im waiting for somebody to get shot for their own protection.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)
Kimosabe? I thought we fought for truth and Justice?
Posted by: Tonto at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (NgKpN)
Yup, now up to 64 total cases for our county of 274,000 people.
Posted by: Romeo13
70 cases for a county of 859,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (GvEen)
And we're closed.
/spit
Posted by: Male Luv Bird at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (NgKpN)
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SEE!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!
~Karen
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Of course they can. People need to dutch oven in place.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (EgshT)
New CDC guidelines indicate you should not walk around naked and fart on strangers.
What the ever loving fuck is wrong with these people.
Posted by: Franz Kafka at April 13, 2020 12:49 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:46 PM (GvEen)
I'm not quite forty and I can't trust a fart now.
Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (DZRVc)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (lwwTC)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (dICmH)
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When I was in college, the campus rag ran an article series entitled "War is Complex."
The hard-left alternate rag on campus ran an article counterseries entitled "GWAR is Complex." Every article in the main rag was matched through an assessment (or, to use their language, "deconstruction") of a GWAR track.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (hYcqw)
ONLY ESSENTIAL WORKERS AND KAREN'S FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES FOR THE DURATION OF THE EMERGENCY!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage, Two Weeks From Now! at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2020 12:44 PM (X08OG)
Eva! Mein liederhosen are moisture laden!!
Now call me "Windy" again liebschen.
Posted by: getting the banned dr morel's fart pills at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (FKD/7)
Since I'm getting 4 weeks to the gallon, I don't know.
Ive been deemed ahsential. So I'm out there 5 days a week.
Posted by: RJD at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (lwwTC)
And he went batshit crazy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (zOgbm)
Someone on our Nextdoor is wondering if farts can carry Wuhan flu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
.........
Stand 6 feet away from the spray.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (WQZ1O)
the number of foreign students in our colleges is massive
not all are "paying full freight" either
colleges have found it very efficacious to bring in foreign student athletes for "diversity" - even a blonde from South Africa who can play soccer counts just find for diversity purposes. let alone the track athletes from African nations.
so, that "tell" isn't a tell at all. it's completely understandable in The Current Year.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (KxVoZ)
Our new mayor had the new chief of police in a local park, showing off one of the drones they're using to warn people to social distance. Mayor Van "NYC" Johnson "jokingly" said he might need to use more "forceful" robots on Savannah residents who "do not abide" by his emergency orders.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (ptqGC)
Carried over from the Art Thread:
"Coronavirus 'could be spreading across the globe through farts' claim doctors
Doctors have made the foul discovery that farting could spread the Covid-19 disease -- unless infected people wear pants which can protect this from happening."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rsj29oh
The Horde is doomed.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (sGotD)
GRAPHIC: Police smashed a residents door in looking for 'social gatherings'. The police are out of control. These Police should be prosecuted for criminal damage and abuse of power. Got given a right serve.
https://tinyurl.com/ttrrf5q
This happened in England. Language WARNING....although I don't blame the guy one bit!
Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: LASue at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Who's the Congressman who almost took out an entire chamber, Smallwell?
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (90T4r)
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I dunno... but I spent $23 filling up the truck this weekend. I felt guilty.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: justasheep at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (sROKe)
I'm not a big fan of Capote but his bitchy assessment of Kerouac is correct: "That's not writing, that's typing."
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Never make the gay kids mad. They will hiss at you. Read In Cold Blood. Never read Breakfast at Tiffany's. Have always suspected that Capote coached Harper Lee heavily to produce Mockingbird. The evidence is she never wrote another book.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (YbGTP)
ONLY ESSENTIAL WORKERS AND KAREN'S FRIENDS ARE ALLOWED TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES FOR THE DURATION OF THE EMERGENCY!
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage, Two Weeks From Now! at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (I2/tG)
One night, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, Karen's house burned down.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (BAsqb)
1. The virus is killing black and Hispanics at higher rates. Thus we need even more strict measures and longer shutdown to protect these unfortunate people
2. The economic catastrophe is hurting blacks and Hispanics worse because they are poor and oppressed to begin with. But ending or loosening the economic stranglehold is out of the question.
Yet leftists manage to believe and spew both points just to piss off everybody else. Screw this shit, end the shutdown now it is becoming a farce.
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (t+qrx)
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I think Peeps are one of man's worst creations in the history of forever. And Peeps just upped that even more because I just saw an ad recently for Hot Tamale Flavored Peeps. You read that right. Hot tamale marshmallows...
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (zOgbm)
England is a hellish dystopia wtf is going on over there
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage, Two Weeks From Now! at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (I2/tG)
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Gretchen Whittmer is the alpha-Karen.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (Eicbe)
Are The Karens gonna start policing our farts?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (KxVoZ)
Refried beans for all of the Horde! Second helpings too!!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (O+I8R)
This is a prank goldmine waiting to happen.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 13, 2020 12:48 PM (wCmLp)
That I could see.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (3t6Iw)
And the virus would know how you voted, and act accordingly.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (j9HX3)
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But if they are non-citizen foreign students, they should not be contributing to US presidential campaigns because it is illegal. I am certain that Bernie Sanders does a swell job of ensuring there are no illegal donations, and that foreign students are in no way advised to donate to the communists of their choice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Your Daily Media Messsage, Two Weeks From Now! at April 13, 2020 12:50 PM (I2/tG)
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Gretchen Whittmer is the alpha-Karen.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 12:53 PM (Eicbe)
Every pack has to have a Head Bitch.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (90T4r)
I loved In Cold Blood. Awesome book.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
If you can smell it, you're not social distancing properly.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Berserker, I can't believe you forgot about Peeps. They are an American
institution. I'm glad your wife is taking care of your cultural
education.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (/669Q)
I think I mostly forgot what they were called, and yes, she is the guardian of my soul. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 13, 2020 12:54 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (sWM8x)
1. The virus is killing black and Hispanics at higher rates. Thus we need even more strict measures and longer shutdown to protect these unfortunate people
...
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (MxEKc)
++++++++++++
Impossible. Mexico has no problems...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (j9HX3)
I've been saying for a while that Brexit is a bandaid on a spurting artery. They built themselves into Airstrip One with no help from Brussels.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Takes the pressure off me.
Posted by: Al Roker at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (v0R5T)
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (EgshT)
England is a hellish dystopia wtf is going on over there
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:52 PM (j9HX3)
Watch a couple of episodes of DCI Banks on Amazon Prime. Says it all about Britain, IMO.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (90T4r)
I dunno... but I spent $23 filling up the truck this weekend. I felt guilty.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
I take pictures of the gas pump and how much I spend, send them to various friends in Europe and laugh at them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
I hate peeps/ I don't mind marshmallow on a s'more or an occasional toasted marshmallow at a campfire every twenty years or so. That's about it.
I don't think we could talk about peeps for a whole thread, but we've had long threads about candy in the past.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (WI7YS)
That's not how it works.
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (cfSLd)
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Supposedly, there's an unpublished book called 'The Reverend' she wrote that is a true crime story. Something to do with voodoo, as I recall, and some murders that took place.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (O+I8R)
Peeps has an annual Peep-diorama contest.
I keep meaning to enter it with dark, Moron-worthy entries like:
1.) "One For my Peeps," featuring a Peep member of the Rollin 30s street gang pouring out a forty of OE800 on a pile of dead Peeps, as a '64 Eldorado on hydraulics and full of Blood Peeps vanishes down the street.
2.) "Second Battle of Peep," with Peeps strewn across the barbed wire in no-man's land, dead Peeps piled in the trenches, and others being chased back in by a German Peep gas attack.
3.) "Peeples' Republic," where the Peeps in the foreground are berating a naughty Peep in a struggle session, while in the background PRA Peep soldiers are chasing down a female peasant Peep and bayoneting her baby Peep.
I have yet to think of others, but I'm sure y'all could help.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RJD at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wear a mask. Kill the robot. Disappear.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (GvEen)
I'm so sick of this crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
They just flailing now, to keep the panic going.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (90T4r)
I'm so sick of this crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
Can it travel "up to" 13 feet like it can live "up to" 9 days on plastic?
E.g., that it is possible to detect, but only in ideal conditions and at levels that aren't conducive to infection?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (hYcqw)
_________
Eric Shartwell is demonstrating his love of humanity by wearing an N-95 mask around his anus -- and proposing legislation to make this mandatory nationwide.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (9APnC)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (zOgbm)
Maybe the struggle is righteous - the disease today, the Klan for Davis. But their overreach stands to discredit both the struggle and the very idea of a strong governor.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Judge not, lest ye be judged! Let not the woe be unto you!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
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I read it years ago. It was so chilling. It bothered me long after.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (nw6Hr)
I take pictures of the gas pump and how much I spend, send them to various friends in Europe and laugh at them.
Posted by: Sponge
I do that and send it to friends in California and Illinois.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (GvEen)
To be safe, we should just stand in different counties from each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (WI7YS)
Can't wait for viruses to compete in the next Olympics.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (RuIsu)
not all are "paying full freight" either
colleges have found it very efficacious to bring in foreign student athletes for "diversity" - even a blonde from South Africa who can play soccer counts just find for diversity purposes. let alone the track athletes from African nations.
so, that "tell" isn't a tell at all. it's completely understandable in The Current Year.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (j9HX3)
Foreign students still can't donate. Not legally.
I'm more interested in if there is a region of the US where the term Uni is used for college. Regionalisms fascinate me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (mf5HN)
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!
*passes giant cloud of bean-induced flatus*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (zOgbm)
Eat a good balanced diet with minimal calories and avoid sugary desert...keep the veggies on the whopper, get small fries, and only a half slice of cheesecake, got it.
Get regular exercise 3x per week...leave the snacks in the kitchen, not beside the recliner. Got it.
Stay inside and avoid contact with others....Stay out of the bars and restaurants that the government closed. Got it and resent it.
Stay inside until there's a vaccine and no one in America is testing positive for Covid-19...Starve to death at home until it gets foreclosed on and then live on the streets...I don't and won't get that.
Posted by: Downcast at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (pdhHY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (hDNne)
Peeping Tom, with a nude, gorgeous Peepette riding a horse through a deserted city, while Tom the Peep peeps from his window.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (jE4n7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (d7Ww2)
_________
Eric Shartwell is demonstrating his love of humanity by wearing an N-95 mask around his anus -- and proposing legislation to make this mandatory nationwide.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (9APnC)
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Well, I agree with this. I think he should wear the mask no matter where he is in the country.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (CAJOC)
How are we thinking about the "return to normal?" If the Administration proceeds earlier than health professionals would advise, how will we manage customer expectations?
Related question: is there a way we could phase people back in? Perhaps we could facilitate testing-not just swabs to detect current infection, but serology to ascertain the presence of antibodies and suggest presumed immunity-as a way to manage who returns first to campuses/sites, let alone to sponsor locations?
Oh for FUCKS SAKE.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (GvEen)
Biden-Cuomo is the Way to Beat Trump.
Please do this, Democrats.
By the way, why are channels including Fox carrying a New York press conference nationally, when they don't want to cover the president, who actually has a national role as our leader? Weird, huh?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (zOgbm)
To be safe, we should just stand in different counties from each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (WI7YS)
So, like living in Montana then??
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (90T4r)
Awesome. Brockie was a funny fucker.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (yzzFS)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (ZCEU2)
a stick!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Ha! I told my 11 year old nephew that joke when he was here visiting last month and he thought it was hilarious.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"
That is because although they are not doing social distancing or shutdowns the nightclubs are delivering young girls to your home for your pleasure.
Posted by: Ripley at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (MxEKc)
Why indeed. Because this is all FUCKING STUPID.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (C+We0)
You know who I liked when I was teenager? Col. Klink's secretary. Uberfraulein.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
_________
Otherwise known as Colonel Hogan's second wife in real life.
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (9APnC)
OPEC came to an agreement with the Saudi's, they're going to cut back on production so I would guess this is the low point.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)
You should see how well they distance. Or not at all.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (nRWPy)
So I am wondering: does the decision to reopen end the 'national emergency', and cut off all that wonderful 'emergency' money to the states?
Posted by: lizabth at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (YbGTP)
Go Set A Watchman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (mf5HN)
This guy dressed up as his dogs favourite toy as a birthday treat...
https://tinyurl.com/td7j5j2
Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (ptqGC)
I've seen things you would shudder to imagine.
Posted by: kurt's waifu at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (ykYG2)
Peeping Tom, with a nude, gorgeous Peepette riding a horse through a deserted city, while Tom the Peep peeps from his window.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (BAsqb)
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Actually, a few years back someone did one of a Peeping Tom staring through a window while a Peepette showers...
It won.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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To know that there are psychopaths among humanity has that effect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (LxqES)
Not a peep on the MFM about it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
:: checks guidelines ::
- Did not happen special coastal area
- Did not involve government policy, so no spin
- Is not COVID
Yup, this passes. Local issue. Not worth covering. See also: massive flooding in the Midwest last year, Nashville tornadoes earlier this year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (hYcqw)
I was half in love with Col Hogan when I was 10.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (WI7YS)
Social Distancing and Fart Lighting are now Manatory in Michigan.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (yzzFS)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (gmo/4)
Carried over from the Art Thread:
"Coronavirus 'could be spreading across the globe through farts' claim doctors
Doctors have made the foul discovery that farting could spread the Covid-19 disease -- unless infected people wear pants which can protect this from happening."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rsj29oh
The Horde is doomed.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (sGotD)
From the article: "The doctor added that previous tests have shown farts have the power to spray talcolm powder long distances."
Who is going around farting talcum powder? And exactly how far is a "long distance"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (ptqGC)
Juicin' the Numbers, Boss!!
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"
That is because although they are not doing social distancing or shutdowns the nightclubs are delivering young girls to your home for your pleasure.
Posted by: Ripley
So. Business as usual?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (GvEen)
rates. Thus we need even more strict measures and longer shutdown to
protect these unfortunate people
You should see how well they distance. Or not at all.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (nRWPy)
They're shopping in herds here, no masks, and bumping into everyone (yours truly included). But the virus is racist or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
I would hope that until testing is readily available, the norm will be for everyone to wear face masks. And, by then, there should be apps on our cellphones for tracking encounters with infected or previously infected people. I would hope that our norm would be for everyone to use enable the tracking feature.
Again, this is from a think tank that prides itself on innovative solutions to problems.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (ykYG2)
Trump's fault.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (94m9j)
Doctors have made the foul discovery that farting could spread the Covid-19 disease -- unless infected people wear pants which can protect this from happening."
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*goes back to watching 10 ways the world can end documentary*
Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (EgshT)
++++++++++++++++
Well, "Airstrip 1" was the political center of INGSOC...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (gqzkO)
not all are "paying full freight" either
colleges have found it very efficacious to bring in foreign student athletes for "diversity" - even a blonde from South Africa who can play soccer counts just find for diversity purposes. let alone the track athletes from African nations.
so, that "tell" isn't a tell at all. it's completely understandable in The Current Year.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (j9HX3)
Foreign students still can't donate. Not legally.
I'm more interested in if there is a region of the US where the term Uni is used for college. Regionalisms fascinate me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (mf5HN)
Not that I'm aware of.
Now, would you like some pop?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (G2zl5)
This all of course comes with signing off they can share your private data with the state and federal government. Also, Apple and Google so you get your Scarlet letter and are tracked on their app.
Hell no.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (VpIIl)
Every kind of contracting and services needed to build new houses and condos, hotels, restaurants (yes, new ones a-building), and service a populace incapable of even hanging a picture on the wall, is operable.
In my neighborhood, there are deliveries every day of furniture, outdoor kitchen stuff, pool supplies, lighting and fan items, and more.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (+fPHo)
It's blind though. So. We've got that going for us.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (yzzFS)
I've seen things you would shudder to imagine.
Posted by: kurt's waifu
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Old Blue at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (MVjcR)
.........
I hope he's not making lasagna again.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Karen at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: klaftern at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (RuIsu)
Yup. Also, if a Karen complains on NextDoor and I cannot see it, did it really happen, do I have to comply?!
I have not experienced any Karens during the shutdown, so why seek out that irritation.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FromTheOldDays at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (/669Q)
There goes the Windy City, Chicago.
Posted by: Eva! let's move to trona, ca! at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (FKD/7)
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY FUCKIN' BISHOP at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (95j/9)
Was it the Governor of Montana or Wyoming? (I think Wyoming) who made a drily amusing comment about the fact that they'd been social distancing since their founding 150 years ago, and didn't need to do anything different now.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (ZCEU2)
That said, I kind of miss the days when novels had some cultural import.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (CqE5x)
#FireFauci
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:03 PM (zOgbm)
I TOTALLY HUGGED YOU!
And, yes, I would like some pop, buzzion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (9APnC)
Hogan in real life was a sex freak.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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But only at night.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Y4EXg)
This is not my fault - Dracula
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (gmo/4)
Not CO or MA, from my experience.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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To know that there are psychopaths among humanity has that effect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (LxqES)
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That book. And the one about the Starkweather murders in Nebraska.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (nw6Hr)
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There's a book about her not writing that book, Furious Hours by Casey Cep. And it wasn't voodoo; just an evil asshole killing his wives and others for the insurance money. Of course, insurance and voodoo aren't all that different.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
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*fistbump*
I talk to the hubs. Kids and g-babies via phone.
This place is the most social I get.
No damn ways I'd go to nextdoor, fb, or twitter.
Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (gqzkO)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (ve/eP)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (aKsyK)
It's Passover. I have no kitchen right now because the sewer line had to replaced and my kitchen is inaccessible because of jackhammering and now tile work.
Do you know how hard it is to find carryout that doesn't involve bread? It's basically the rib joint and Qdoba "burrito bowls" through Wednesday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
Diabetes.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (CqE5x)
I bet it'd be days before people realized they were ranting to nobody
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (BAsqb)
there is a tornado in the region. (Prince William County).
We had one go right over us this morning. It was pretty terrifying. Not a peep from the Weather Channel, but one of our local stations was great, and told us exactly when to get in our shelters (closets).
The idiots from the Weather Channel investigating the tornado damaged areas are wearing face masks and gloves. While standing alone amid the rubble, with their cameramen standing about twenty feet away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (ptqGC)
No wonder I always hated "language arts". Literature is bullshit.
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Winemoms at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (bDqIh)
Viruses, like coconuts, are not migratory and cannot locamote.
They have to be deposited by swallows.
This is all bullshit.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (mv+Oj)
In future, expect that beyond all the ID stuff you'll be required to carry and register, immunizations, test results, and more, Party membership will be a requirement.
And we know the Party.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Bosk at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (9m9TT)
403 >>I thought I would look at this Nextdoor thing you guys are always talking about. But, no, I dont want to share my email and phone number with yet another data monger. I'll just assume my neighbors talk mad shit.
You want my email and phone number? Then I do not need your meddlesome app.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (pNxlR)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq)
twitter.com/ShitVirusTakes/status/1249479869349560320
Taiwan in December to WHO:
Hey, China is quarantining infected people, we should assume it's contagious and take similar precautions
WHO in January:
naaaah it'll be fine
Now WHO denies it ever happened, so Taiwan releases their correspondence
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (ykYG2)
a stick!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Poo is a funny word.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey, leave the bear out of this!
Posted by: Tigger at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (eAZVt)
Yep.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY FUCKIN' BISHOP at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (sWM8x)
++++++++++++
It was my claim to fame, and me a much better FBI agent.
Posted by: Dana Scully at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bosk at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (9m9TT)
Awwww. I have about a bazillion I would like to send you.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (90T4r)
10 years of winning Peeps dioramas.
https://tinyurl.com/wbe9uq4
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:04 PM (/669Q)
I call bullshit. The stripper Peep Show one isn't in the top ten. https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9rfho2
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)
And, yes, I would like some pop, buzzion.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (mf5HN)
Please tell me you antagonize your southern neighbors by calling it that.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (zOgbm)
My mother signed up for Nextdoor and tried to get me to. I said no.
She now gets her inbox full of porn mail.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yo! at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (uZuKb)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MVjcR)
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Weasel! You take care of yourself. I can't do this MoMe thing without you. Oh, and Mrs. Weasel probably needs you too.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Sooooooo...... Woo Hoo virus travels by not shutting the fuck up in a movie theater????
Good to know.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (nw6Hr)
Axelrod: There is lots of good news for Biden in this pollShould I watch this, and get depressed, no I won't.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (bYEBA)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
I have a gmail acct just for ridiculous shit and have ccx a habit of making up phone numbers.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Karen at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (XxJt1)
I think the latter - I expect doofusness from politicians.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Tigger at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++++
Yes. The bear must never be mentioned. Ever.
Posted by: Xi "Pooh" Jinping at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (hYcqw)
We're talking Norther New Jersey here, but he has contacts in Long Island too and it's as bad as they are saying.
His buddy, same age as him and also a body builder, just died from it.
I don't know who or what to believe anymore.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (CqE5x)
Glad it isn't worse but I can see into the future - magic 8-ball says tomorrow you are really going to feel it.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rickb223
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All those moments will be lost in time, like farts in the wind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
Wyoming.
Yeah, if you've been to Wyoming then it makes perfect sense. I so hope they aren't inundated with blue state locusts after this.
Posted by: Winemoms at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee Karen at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (/669Q)
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'tis merely a flesh wound!
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bosk at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (9m9TT)
Awwww. I have about a bazillion I would like to send you.
Posted by: tubal
Just like Californians, we have Canadian geese that moved in and stayed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (gqzkO)
So obesity is primary factor for Wuhan hospitalization?
Posted by: Yo! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
Every soft drink is Coke.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (gmo/4)
So I am wondering: does the decision to reopen end the 'national emergency', and cut off all that wonderful 'emergency' money to the states?
Posted by: lizabth at April 13, 2020 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)
No. The CARE Act is intended as life support AND stimulus.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (VpIIl)
+++++++++++++
I ordered some because I assume my company will make it a precondition to return. I will wear one in the office per employer mandate if they do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (CqE5x)
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I believe no one.
Except God.
Posted by: SMH at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (RU4sa)
Axelrod: There is lots of good news for Biden in this pollShould I watch this, and get depressed, no I won't.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (bYEBA)
We're in the middle of a pandemic and this asshat is talking about "good news" for Biden.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
All we are is farts in the wind.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
The word you're looking for is "tonic."
Posted by: Masshole at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (bDqIh)
I'm more interested in if there is a region of the US where the term Uni is used for college. Regionalisms fascinate me
Not in SE PA or DE.
Something coming on strong, at least on some talk radio shows and podcasts is to use "deets" in place of "details". Really annoying, IMHO.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (pNxlR)
You need anything?
I have lots of gauze.
Sun shining like crazy but tornado watch til 6.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
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I close my-y-y-y eyes.
Only for a moment.
Then the moments gone.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
460 It is Soda, and not Pop. Why does this need to be repeated???
Posted by: tubal
It's coke. Doesn't matter the flavor or brand. It's just coke.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
Every soft drink is Coke.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
It's Cola, C-O-L-A Cola, Lola.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (nRWPy)
Yep, me too. Except I use a real phone number from when we lived in TX four years ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (nRWPy)
Wanders out onto the stage, eyes looking like two pissholes in a snowbank, picks his nose, picks up his guitar and gives an offhand performance in a sound check that most musicians would give significant body parts to do just once in their lives...that's Stevie Ray
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (94m9j)
No guarantee though, I just want to see you ask.
Posted by: THE STATE at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (pUwNX)
Posted by: Dr. Brix at April 13, 2020 01:12 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
All we are is farts in the wind.
Posted by: Sponge
I rode thru the desert on a fart with no name...
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
All we are is farts in the wind.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Karen at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (XxJt1)
Zod is in charge. You will wait here until he arrives.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I haven't worn one either yet but I do have a box of them in the truck just in case some fascist requires one some place I go.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Winemoms at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
Wyoming is safe for now. CO and ID are not. Wyoming is cheap and there is lots of land and looks appealing on paper but there is little infrastructure that the locusts like - like big highways, widespread natural gas, seamless cell coverage and gobs of bandwidth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (hYcqw)
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (90T4r)
And revising.
There were some really interesting, not to mention very yelly, discussions in fanfic writing groups I was in about the differences in cultural references when Brits write in US based fandoms and Americans write in Brit based fandoms. People used to get people to Britpick their works to catch stuff and the Brits would get VERY huffy about it if you didn't. The same did not work in reverse.
I had to explain multiple times that no one in the US knows what revising for exams means. To us that means you are allowed to go back and change your exam answer which would be awesome. Apparently it just means studying. That's it.
Then there is the use of the term reckon. In the US, that term is pretty much an indicator that you are lower class, probably Appalachian. In the UK, it's not really a class signifier.
Then there's Americans discovering that Brits eat baked beans for breakfast.
Good times, good times.
Man, I miss having a fandom but I do not miss fandom itself at all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (LxqES)
All we are is farts in the wind.
Posted by: Sponge
..........
Call 1-800-FARTS for Kids
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)
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Same here. But it was pouring earlier and my street was flooded. We have severe wind warnings, flood warnings, and a tornado watch. The rain came while I was at Costco for the first time in two months. Of course.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (/669Q)
I'm very sure he doesn't know what the fuck the curve numbers mean.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (pNxlR)
+++++++++++++
That's not a regionalism, I don't think. I think it's a generationalism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:11 PM (hYcqw)"
I have not found a company that's stopping at masks. Most of them want you tested and entered into the database. Some are also considering requiring a vaccine. I will quit and find somewhere else to work before that ever happens.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (VpIIl)
Because you're supposed to submit a leave request at least 48 hours in advance.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
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I'm afraid New Englanders do as well.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Diogenes
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At what point does a day begin, anyway?
When is it OK to abort one?
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Z5WlQ)
Also asked about the anti-malaria drug and he says not to pin hopes on it because there are no clinical trials.
YEah, for a drug that's been out since the nineteen goddamned FIFTIES.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:10 PM (/669Q)
Sorry, you DID say that upthread. I hadn't scrolled up that far yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Because you're supposed to submit a leave request at least 48 hours in advance.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (dfRN6)
minx requires triplicate carbon copies. White, canary, and pink.
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
You can replace the 'traditional English breakfast' with a tub of Crisco and a spoon and notice no change.
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (BAsqb)
THAT is the risk factor for a negative outcome with COVID - your cardiovascular system isn't in great shape.
you can (possibly?) be overweight but still have a healthy cardio system! it's possible for sure, I see these people during runs and am like "wow!"
a lot of the more serious complications look to me like systemic reactions to lack of O2. I'm pretty sure that what's going on is that people with bad versions are NOT GETTING O2 - somehow, for some reason, could be immune response, could be a mechanism of the virus. you start with a much shittier deck of cards if you are sedentary or otherwise unhealthy - this is why fresh air, getting active, these things are important! and contraindicated by this "sit in your house peon" advice - which is generally terrible for viral infections!
anyway. my two cents. get outside! (not today I guess). do breathing exercises. do cardio!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (j9HX3)
Good on you. I would do the same.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (EgshT)
I mentally added "it will be considered a continuing problem depending on who wins the election."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2020 01:14 PM (VpIIl)
Oh hell yes. Me too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:05 PM (90T4r)
I pointed out the stupidity of their maths in the last thread. Everything I've heard is because it's mathematics. But I bet they never use Econs when they shorthand economics. The stupid limeys.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (G2zl5)
I want the damned NFL to have some friggin' competition!
Sitting here in my Seattle Dragons t-shirt, looking like a pathetic creature.
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (Z5WlQ)
Autumn 2021.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (CqE5x)
...
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
++++++++++
Also: "writing an exam" (or, as we proper American English speakers call it "taking an exam" or sometimes "sitting an exam.") They use this one in Canada.
This caused much confusion in my group once, because we were working on writing a new certification test and our Canadian colleagues came to the first review meeting ready to take the test, but not to create questions for it. It took us about 10 minutes before we figured out why we were talking about wildly different things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (hYcqw)
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KEWL!!
Then when YOU get the Woo Hoo Flu.... YOU can volunteer to be in the control group.
Asshole
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:08 PM (G2zl5)
Would I do something like that?
*frolics about innocently*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (mf5HN)
WYFF-4 has the video.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (27V2D)
And those storms! A few times we drove to Cheyenne (when living in Denver) and got stuck in some massive storms, but fortunately missed the tornadoes.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
When is it OK to abort one?
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:15 PM (Z5WlQ)
+++++++++++
Up until 23:59:59.999
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)
Says no one really knows the "correct" distance.
What a fucker.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 12:56 PM (90T4r)
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Yeah, I heard last night about a "2nd or 3rd wave" which would only be fully in hand with vaccines in Autumn.
F-U.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
Stationed in the UK for 3 years. Travelled a lot. Stayed in B&B's. Had plenty of British Breakfast's. The beans with the breakfast never bothered me. I ate it. In fact I can't think of anything bad to say about Brit Breakfast's I had over there. It was breakfast. I didn't over think it. I just ate.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (94m9j)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
I remember a breakfast I had in a London restaurant that was kind of an English version of a diner. Baked beans, horrible under cooked sausages that were heavily breaded, runny eggs and deep fried bread.
Who the hell deep fries bread and why?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:13 PM (mf5HN)
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I'm afraid New Englanders do as well.
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That's a Round Head thing. Same with pudding.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (YbGTP)
It pours everytime I go to Aldis. And since I won't bag, I have to run my cart thru the parking lot, unload into the hatch then run the cart back to get my quarter, dodge the homeless guy who begs for quarters, then run back.
If I want my lawn watered all I have to do is go to Aldi.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:19 PM (d/6hS)
Those weren't for 71-pound prison camp victims. Looked more like for 350-pound fatties.
Or are the boxes bought to a one-size-fits-all standard?
Posted by: My Curve is Flat at April 13, 2020 01:19 PM (+fPHo)
now
ESPN is requesting that its top earners take 15% pay cuts over the next three months
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B4BXc)
are masks sufficient to protect us and should we wear eye coverings, such as glasses or something else if glasses n/a.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (C+We0)
People used to get people to Britpick their works to catch stuff and the Brits would get VERY huffy about it if you didn't. The same did not work in reverse.
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That one's easy... for the most part, Americans don't really give a damn about what Brits do. Brits very much do care what we do.
It's like the weird thing with talking to a certain type of Canadian. It's bewildering... a lot of them view everything through this lens of America and what Americans do, how we act, what our policies are, etc. Very adversarial, too.
And you're standing there like "WTF? Back off, Pierre! I don't even care about this." You meet this type mostly traveling in other countries, in my experience. Most of the ones who come here for reason X, Y, or Z aren't like that.
Though I did have one bad experience with a Canuckistani dickhead on the MallRide during the Rockies/Red Sox World Series.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B4BXc)
"Requesting"?
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (BAsqb)
Biden-Cuomo is the Way to Beat Trump."
Is it an editorial or an opinion piece written by a Dem?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (d6Ksn)
I mentally added "it will be considered a continuing problem depending on who wins the election."
Posted by: WitchDoktor
If it goes thru the end of the year, he won't have to worry about being a CEO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (GvEen)
Who the hell deep fries bread and why?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Ugh.
I'm scratching England off my places I'd like to visit list.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x)
Also: "writing an exam" (or, as we proper American English speakers call it "taking an exam" or sometimes "sitting an exam.") They use this one in Canada.
This caused much confusion in my group once, because we were working on writing a new certification test and our Canadian colleagues came to the first review meeting ready to take the test, but not to create questions for it. It took us about 10 minutes before we figured out why we were talking about wildly different things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (hYcqw)
Tabling a matter.
Brits: Okay, let's table this matter *begin to discuss it because tabling the matter means bringing it to the table*
Americans: The fuck are you nattering on about, that matter was tabled which means we set it on the table outside to die like it should.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++
I-80 through Wyoming: America's Wind Factory.
I had a white-knuckle drive along that during Winter once, with snow drifts and blowing snow causing whiteouts, and high winds causing semis to topple left and right. It was a helluva trip.
Nothing like the surrealism I experienced in eastern Idaho up near Yellowstone, though. I came down into ID over Teton Pass and on the ID side it wasn't snowing anymore but they had a lot more. The road was distinguishable because it was shiny with ice instead of white with snow. And the ID National Guard was doing winter maneuvers, so it was just driving along a ribbon of ice with snow as far as they eye can see on either side, with military vehicles driving around. It was a weird experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (hYcqw)
now
ESPN is requesting that its top earners take 15% pay cuts over the next three months
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Seems reasonable and not as much as it probably will be when it is all said and done.
Posted by: SH at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B4BXc)
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Theyre hurting.
Fuck em.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (nw6Hr)
Biden-Cuomo is the Way to Beat Trump."
Is it an editorial or an opinion piece written by a Dem?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (d6Ksn)
And.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)
are masks sufficient to protect us and should we wear eye coverings, such as glasses or something else if glasses n/a.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (C+We0)
Gas masks for everyone!
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (BAsqb)
Says no one really knows the "correct" distance.
It's actually 3 furlongs.
Also , a proper leeching will clear up the bad humoufs that cause the Chinese Lung dropsy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (3t6Iw)
Could we have baked beans for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (aKsyK)
They now prohibit use of your reusable bags, and bag your stuff in plastic.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B4BXc)
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I feel their pain...and revel in it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I think he just got the memo early, that's all. The whole of the con media has gone Full Jarles.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (uEbPt)
The boxes usually contain the cremains of multiple indigents.
Intact whole bodies are never buried in potters field.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (iwLQn)
Many social media platforms have taken strong action removing posts that spread misinformation around COVID-19 far beyond what they've done in the past. Is there any consideration to taking similar measures on our internal platforms?
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In other words, do NOT question Der Fuhrer's Diktats!
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (C+We0)
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Tell them you will settle for nothing less than full astronaut suit.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (/669Q)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel at April 13, 2020 01:07 PM (MVjcR)
If your feet were five feet off the ground your shoulders were over ten feet off the ground.
Glad you're OK.
Posted by: Braenyard - donating his stimulus check to his liquor cabinet at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (RKPlw)
Yes!! Do it. DO IT.
(And then sit back and watch the race and gender obsessed Democrat party, MSM, schools, etc. have their heads explode.)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
ESPN is requesting that its top earners take 15% pay cuts over the next three months
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Seems reasonable and not as much as it probably will be when it is all said and done.
Posted by: SH at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (sX1BW)
They already did that to Disney executives. Not surprising they're doing it even more since all their revenue streams are basically dead. Even that $6 billion loan they took out wasn't enough.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (BAsqb)
Hope we get to see how that worked with a bunch of Leftists.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (IwDj9)
Way to run a company...
just fire the worthless schmucks.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (iwLQn)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (/669Q)
++++++++++++
Not even Tyvek with the seams taped down and a full-face respirator?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (d6Ksn)
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Yes YES . . . cuz porridge and stale rolls are sooo yummy.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 01:24 PM (uEbPt)
My uncle is a sales person for masks and is importing 100k a day (he represents LTV Imports) with FDA certifications and testing documentation. If this is of interest let me know.
LOL
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (C+We0)
They ran out of Twinkies?
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (iwLQn)
********
Oreo's ??
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (04BiF)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: CN at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (ONvIw)
Says no one really knows the "correct" distance.
What a fucker.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn!
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Yeah, just makin' it up as we go along.
Which is, y'know, just what ya say when you're destroying all the economies of the world at the same instant.
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (Z5WlQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (+fPHo)
Those plastic bags are virtually sterile.
Posted by: Braenyard - donating his stimulus check to his liquor cabinet at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (Eicbe)
Idaho up near Yellowstone, though. I came down into ID over Teton Pass
and on the ID side it wasn't snowing anymore but they had a lot more.
The road was distinguishable because it was shiny with ice instead of
white with snow. And the ID National Guard was doing winter maneuvers,
so it was just driving along a ribbon of ice with snow as far as they
eye can see on either side, with military vehicles driving around. It
was a weird experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (hYcqw)
Teton means titties, so there's that.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:23 PM (d6Ksn)
++++++++++++
The "Full Irish" breakfast is the best part of going to Ireland.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (B4BXc)
"Requesting"?
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (BAsqb)
I'm guessing those contracts are pretty damn iron clad.
Sorry your company burnt down, pay me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (mf5HN)
Create an electronic scrap book of Karen screencaps.
It will become important during the show-trials.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (3t6Iw)
Cuomo looks good to them because he ain't Biden. But the facts are that Cuomo has done a real shitty job and it's no accident that his state is the most fucked up.
Beyond that, Cuomo won't hold up under the scrutiny. He's released criminals early, has pardoned Cop Killers, is corrupt as hell and panders to the extreme Left in NY.
And he has ZIP appeal outside of NY.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (/669Q)
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Like how it's super contagious but somehow only reached the US in March?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (IwDj9)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Nearly 40 percent of people with the disease caused by the new coronavirus suffered brain-related complications, according to findings published Friday in JAMA Neurology,
Among those with serious infection as a result of the virus, nearly 6 percent experienced a stroke or stenosis, roughly 15 percent had dementia-like symptoms and roughly 20 percent reported severe muscle pain, researchers in China reported.
.. how long before we hear that Joe Biden is recovering from COVID-19
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (3aI0K)
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Your wifes been outside FOR FIFTEEN YEARS?
...and she's not PISSED??
Posted by: fixerupper
LOL !
Okay, that was funny !
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (88+cf)
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Yup. Those guys were pretty desperate after months of isolation pushing westward. "Those mountains look pretty hot, eh?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (nw6Hr)
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Shit that bastard is STILL alive.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (nw6Hr)
They usually close I-80 in Wyoming when they get storms like that. Also the US Route from Ft Collins to Laramie is closed too. Got snowed in in early May a couple of years ago. Three days...40" of snow in a day or so.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (27V2D)
Attempting to drown my sorrows was a mistake. There is no ice in Merrie Olde England.
Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (XxJt1)
Sorry your company burnt down, pay me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (mf5HN)
"Here is our counteroffer: You can have 85% of something or 100% of nothing when we lay you off. Your move."
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (d6Ksn)
And.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:22 PM (CqE5x)
It's an opinion piece written by Lance Morrow. It's not an editorial. The WSJ publishes opinion pieces by both VDH and Ted Cruz and by Soros and Pelosi. Unlike the NY Times op-ed page which never publishes conservatives.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (sWM8x)
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Your wifes been outside FOR FIFTEEN YEARS?
...and she's not PISSED??
Posted by: fixerupper
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At this point, I'd classify the wife as feral, too.
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (Z5WlQ)
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ZCiJZ)
But Covid didn't reach the US in March. It was hospitalising people in February. February's just when they got around to running a test. It was probably rife in WA and CA in January.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2020 01:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (j9ZhV)
SNL actually had a somewhat clever sketch in which the sports guy, broadcasting from home, is doing things like lighting a match in each hand and seeing which burns out first, and pitting two laptops against each other to see which boots up fastest.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (KxVoZ)
"Wear a sweater." "Deflate your tires."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (3t6Iw)
That's incredibly stupid! "Revising for exams"? What a bunch of schmucks.
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (CqE5x)
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This is a problem for big-time NY and CA politicians. They are probably the two most-hated states in the rest of the country. Any major politico from NY or CA seeking higher office is going to have to overcome a lot of default "I don't like your state or people from there" sentiment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (hYcqw)
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My recent favorite was buying printer paper and seeing the big announcement on the front that three trees were planted at the tree farm for every two that were used to make the paper that they want to continue producing and selling.
Well no sh*t. But I'm sure lots of people think they're helping the environment. "They plant three trees!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (IwDj9)
People with severe COVID-19 may experience neurological symptoms, including confusion, delirium and muscle pain, and could be at higher risk for a stroke, a new study out of Wuhan, China has suggested.
Nearly 40 percent of people with the disease caused by the new coronavirus suffered brain-related complications, according to findings published Friday in JAMA Neurology,
Any findings on the "spontaneous" appearance of lead projectiles inside skulls?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (pNxlR)
Says no one really knows the "correct" distance.
It's actually 3 furlongs.
.........
That metric system sure is confusing.
Posted by: wth at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (zOgbm)
I think there's more to the in-person experience if they eat baked beans for breakfast.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ...
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Is that where they put just a little bit of spin on a ball?
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (Z5WlQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - donating his stimulus check to his liquor cabinet at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BAsqb)
Ah, that would invoke the unilateral separation clause which requires payout of the balance due of the contract within five days.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BAsqb)
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Guarantee there are people employed by ESPN saying, "Yeah, pay us full salary, but lay off the little people."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (WEBkv)
really, back when they were all impeachment 24/7 coverage? asshoes
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/
1249750384010244097
USA's #COVID19 deaths and hardship is the price we are paying for 3 years of non-stop #impeachment and #coup attempts by #Pelosi, #Schiff, and #DeepState.
Keeping @realDonaldTrump on defense costs us his attention.
Dems have blood on their hands.
Posted by: Karen 2020 at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (G546f)
Will keep this channel open, no need to thank me.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (27V2D)
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Been caught in that, too, where I ended up having to stay in a hotel in Rawlins (I think) for a few days.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (hYcqw)
Wow. Average age on a carrier crew is about 20.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (j9ZhV)
Saw that, and my guess is he was not overweight. Wondering about other risk factors such as smoking.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (GhGb5)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (nw6Hr)
People with severe COVID-19 may experience neurological symptoms, including confusion, delirium and muscle pain
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Oh my G-d, I have terrible news, guys.
I've had this. I know the cause. It's not bat soup.
Bourbon whisky causes COVID-19.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:25 PM (hYcqw)
~~~~~
Except for the blood pudding.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (NVYyb)
I think their baked goods are pretty good. And I certainly liked the ice cream cones with Cadbury sticks stuck in them that they used to sell on the streets there.
I'm sure they sell some crappy stuff, but hey, we have circus peanuts.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (d6Ksn)
They any good?
NGU recommends 3 before Bedtime.
Posted by: garrett at April 13, 2020 12:30 PM (dICmH)
Are you sure that wasn't an Egg Cream?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (0fbbp)
they panicked, denying that they hoarded anything, denying they dropped
dimes on their neighbors
Yep, and the draconian measures implemented, along with our "elites" who enforced them will get all of the credit for "saving us".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
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What happens if ESPN files for bankruptcy?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (GhGb5)
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Vaping that CBD oil.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (nw6Hr)
Well no sh*t. But I'm sure lots of people think they're helping the environment. "They plant three trees!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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You mean, sort of like they're a company that wants to stay in business?
So there's a profit motive for planting more of the crop that you harvest?
This new learning amazes me.
Posted by: RKae at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (Z5WlQ)
Butt Licking CMO agrees wholeheartedly.
He then goes on to say they cannot mandate testing. Then a few minutes later says absent a test, they will likely need to remain at home until fully symptom free for a period of time TBD.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:28 PM (IwDj9)
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It is, insofar as "More Trees" == "Better Environment."
If you want more trees, waste more paper.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (hYcqw)
Who wrote the recall petition for Gretchen Whitmer?
This must have been done by a liberal in anticipation of a real one. Let's get one up in English so that people can sign it.
Posted by: jwest at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 12:58 PM (mf5HN)
When you get to the region called "New Jersey", run away.
There are certain things only people from New Jersey say that identifies us as "Those Fuckin' People"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (qAR6u)
The one thing I refused to try was blood sausage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Walking trees and talking animals but backwards?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (nRWPy)
Idaho up near Yellowstone, though. I came down into ID over Teton Pass
and on the ID side it wasn't snowing anymore but they had a lot more.
The road was distinguishable because it was shiny with ice instead of
white with snow. And the ID National Guard was doing winter maneuvers,
so it was just driving along a ribbon of ice with snow as far as they
eye can see on either side, with military vehicles driving around. It
was a weird experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:21 PM (hYcqw)
I drove from Denver to Abq once when I-25 was closed due to a blizzard.
I was like, "where errbody at??"
So fuck it, I was doing 70 the whole time right down the middle.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (88+cf)
I have to disagree with CBD on British cooking. The only good food I've ever had in England was Indian. And I've had some fantastic Indian food in England.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Yup. Those guys were pretty desperate after months of isolation pushing westward. "Those mountains look pretty hot, eh?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (hYcqw)
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"Hey hoser, get an eyeful of the giant milkers on that plate boundry."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (hDNne)
Didn't they sign Stephen A. Smith to a $40 million contract just last year?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (iuFgi)
I don't think it's an official, binding one. Just sort of a toe in the water petition.
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (3t6Iw)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Brits seem to talk about curry a lot on the shows I watch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Ez6QX)
This must have been done by a liberal in anticipation of a real one. Let's get one up in English so that people can sign it.
Posted by: jwest at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (mrrpT)
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It really should go nation-wide.
Oh, sure most of the signatures would be void. But that would send a message.
Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (sGotD)
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I usually skip the blood pudding, but it isn't as awful as I imagined, because I forgot that "pudding" in British English is bread-based, as opposed to our American use of "pudding." My imagination told me it would be a bowl of congealed blood, but that's not it at all ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (hYcqw)
Marble races, silly.
Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
Wrong-o.
Posted by: Seattlites at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
What happens if ESPN files for bankruptcy?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 13, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)
Much rejoicing.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (nRWPy)
Yes, basically. The vendor is dictating tasks to our SMEs and our supervisor is totally cool with that.
So... what value does the supervisor add, if the vendor is his employees' boss?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (t+qrx)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel
OUCH!
Weasel, I'm so sorry. that stinks.
rub a little dirt in it, you'll be fine
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (d1uFV)
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What's the difference. All they announced when we had sports was their own virtue.
Don't see why that needs to change.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (hDNne)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (3t6Iw)
The blood pudding is awesome. The only thing wrong with the Irish breakfast is the meat to egg ratio. You need two eggs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (gd9RK)
We use it for work. My boss says it's safe. But I'm not using it anywhere other than my work laptop.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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Heh.
And, we can hope a few other networks follow in short order.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ptschett at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (zB+vL)
...
They do politics not sports.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (pUwNX)
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: 5cats at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Vufn0)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (iuFgi)
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (BAsqb)
"what happens to any extra masks you have in inventory that employees opt out of receiving?"
Answer: These aren't the really sensitive masks like we sent to NYC - those are needed for the front line people. These aren't those sensitive masks and we anticipate this going on through the end of the year so we won't have extra.
Great. I'm getting a worthless mask that I'll be required to wear if and when I go into the office.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (C+We0)
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I'm guessing this is directly tied to age, too, and the population that gets the "severe" COVID-19 are just having existing problems made worse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (IwDj9)
off Karen sock
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (G546f)
Particularly with black voters. The problem is the Dems don't have a candidate that can attract blacks other than Biden.
Posted by: jrc at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (FuyJU)
Posted by: Vanya at April 13, 2020 01:26 PM (BAsqb)
Ah, that would invoke the unilateral separation clause which requires payout of the balance due of the contract within five days.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (mf5HN)
Remember though this is not ESPN actually. It's Disney. And they just had all their executives take a pay cut. So I could see their lawyers having created a nice little out for Disney to give the boot to these people if they don't want to sign on the dotted line and avoid what you mention.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (G2zl5)
East India Company hooked generations of Brits on curry like crackheads.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (d7Ww2)
656 It is Soda, and not Pop. Why does this need to be repeated???
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
Wrong-o.
Posted by: Seattlites at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
It is POP.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (hYcqw)
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Ahem.
Black Blood Pudding:
4 cups fresh pig's blood
2 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 1/2 cups steel-cut (pinhead) oatmeal
2 cups finely diced pork fat (or beef suet), finely chopped
1 large yellow onion, finely chopped
1 cup milk
1 1/2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon ground allspice
Posted by: IrishEi at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (sGotD)
Oh yeah--no cream for your coffee.
Posted by: Caliban at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (vd8XM)
656 It is Soda, and not Pop. Why does this need to be repeated???
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:09 PM (90T4r)
Wrong-o.
Posted by: Seattlites at April 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
It is POP.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (TdMsT)
Sheesh. Some people!!!
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2020 01:36 PM (90T4r)
I was imagining it more like Beavis and Butthead. "Huh huh - look at those mountains over there! Yeah - heh heh heh!"
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (eAZVt)
"what happens to any extra masks you have in inventory that employees opt out of receiving?"
Answer: These aren't the really sensitive masks like we sent to NYC - those are needed for the front line people. These aren't those sensitive masks and we anticipate this going on through the end of the year so we won't have extra.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (C+We0)
You're going to have to wear a mask for eight and a half months?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Weasel, I'm so sorry. that stinks.
rub a little dirt in it, you'll be fine
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 01:34 PM (d7Ww2)
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Jebus people...... "SLAP A HOT IRON TO IT!!!"
Its like I dont even know you guys anymore.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 13, 2020 01:29 PM (GhGb5)
I would wager there are a few very rare cases where young people without any obvious co-morbidities will die of this for reasons we just don't know - because we still don't know much about this damned thing yet. Who knows what role genetics might have?
There was a sad case of a 33 year old man from the Milwaukee area who recently moved to NYC and worked on Wall Street. He was healthy, in good shape, a non-smoker - and yet an ambulance took him to the hospital in Manhattan and he died in the ICU. I felt terrible for his poor parents - not only are they heartbroken, they were having trouble getting the body shipped from NY and planning for a funeral now, when nobody can go to the service - what a hellish situation to be in.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (d7Ww2)
And possibly a type of weasel.
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (88+cf)
Are you talking about Coke? Pepsi Coke, Orange Coke, Mountain Dew Coke?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (yQpMk)
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Apparently.
As I said, watching people who should know better spout this crap is incredibly depressing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (C+We0)
I don't think they ever got a single Republican vote.
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (j9ZhV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Grand Tetons at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (w9Wax)
My wife work for Maine Health. It's the largest healthcare system in the state. She's not in the main hospital location.
The entire healthcare system is practically shut down. She used to see 15 patients a day on average. She's down to less 10 patients. Weekly. Half a day, once a week.
As of Friday, there were 29 patients in the hospital with COVID-19. It is a 600 room hospital. The rest of the rooms, with less than a dozen or so exceptions, is empty. This is in the most populated city in the state. The hospital is losing $83m a month.
The system has said that come May 2nd, they don't know if they'll be able to pay my Wife. Note that one of her board certifications is primary care and she's certified in intubation and ventilator operation.
We need to reopen or else the healthcare industry that needs the "non-essential" patients to survive is going to fold.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Chris M at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: tubal
Wrong-o.
Posted by: Seattlites
Yet you people think Starbucks is coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (GvEen)
His bandmates were not amused. He quit shortly after. And came back. And quit again. And came back. And...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 01:38 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2020 01:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2020 01:35 PM (G2zl5)
If you ever dig into how Disney operates when it comes to contract law, or any other kind of law, Pablo Escobar looks and says "Amigo.. really?"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 01:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Braenyard - donating his stimulus check to his liquor cabinet at April 13, 2020 01:39 PM (RKPlw)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel
Weasel--take care of yourself!
Ouch ouch ouch.
This old lady played on a huge trampoline for 2 hours yesterday, with two grandlovies.
They double bounced me into orbit.
Then I started getting fancy and landed on my shoulder.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2020 01:39 PM (TdMsT)
--
I'm pretty sure that's the point.
Remember, somewhere around 100M people aren't going to have their employer health insurance soon, either, and they won't have any way to pay for COBRA or Obamacare.
Boom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 13, 2020 01:39 PM (IwDj9)
One of the successors of Sun Yat Sen was Zhang Renjie, whose transliterated name in the old Wade-Giles spelling system was Chang Ching-chiang.
I am pretty certain this is where Rosie's joke came from.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (qAR6u)
Media and Left keeping @POTUS distracted with BS attacks while their paymaster ChiComs are working on virus bioweapons.
Now THAT'S foreign collusion!
And treason.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (G546f)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Brits seem to talk about curry a lot on the shows I watch.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (Ez6QX)
I was able to visit the UK for 2 weeks back in 2016, and we visited pubs and restaurants from London to Edinburgh, and we found a LOT of great Beers and some pretty decent meals. But the Absolute BEST meal I had during the entire trip was my very first night there, when we simply had the Hotel Buffet near Heathrow. 3 Tables of all Indian food cooked by the native Indian staff, all levels of curry, all manner of foods I've heard of. And it was all *fantastic*!
So I'd have to say that in my experience, the average hotel with a minimum wage kitchen staff, provided they are all from India, puts out better food than most of Britain's top chefs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Brokeback Cowboys at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (j9ZhV)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 13, 2020 01:37 PM (C+We0)
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I suspect that in this area, it's all about trying to CYA in anticipation of future lawsuits.
Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:20 PM (nRWPy)
Mmmm. Fish heads fish heads. Rolly polley fish heads.
Posted by: Sooner at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (Fs5vw)
Watch out for Nalsa, he's a bad guy.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 13, 2020 01:32 PM (nRWPy)
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The White Witch has a beard?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2020 01:41 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 13, 2020 01:40 PM (qAR6u)
and bless you for it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 13, 2020 01:42 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 13, 2020 01:43 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:43 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2020 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Even the pigeon?
Posted by: Braenyard - donating his stimulus check to his liquor cabinet at April 13, 2020 01:43 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2020 01:43 PM (j9ZhV)
Kanye drove the prices up when he bought half the state.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 13, 2020 01:44 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2020 01:45 PM (YbGTP)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 13, 2020 01:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: willow at April 13, 2020 01:47 PM (zOgbm)
Posted by: Winston at April 13, 2020 01:50 PM (RyWXu)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 13, 2020 01:50 PM (JKNZq)
What could he have done earlier?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 13, 2020 01:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Yo! at April 13, 2020 02:01 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker
The newest thinking is that the virus also attaches to red blood cells (RBC) and prevents a lot of oxygen and carbon dioxide exchange in the lungs.
Somebody else mentioned this on AoS last week.
The HCQ latches onto RBC (like it does for malaria, so we kind of already know this), and prevents the virus from attaching to RBC and hurting respiration.
Your friend needs to eat a lot of red meat and try to replenish his system with fresh RBC ASAP. He'll likely feel tired for some time to come until that happens.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 13, 2020 02:06 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Braenyard
Nobody did, really. There was a tremendous amount of disinformation coming out of China.
The latest "guessing" is that virus actually got here last fall (September or October). Tom Servo described how his Dad died last November, and the symptoms kind of match the Covid19 virus.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 13, 2020 02:09 PM (vcOmj)
Somebody else mentioned this on AoS last week.
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Bozo, I REALLY hope that's not true
being always iron-deficienct, that wpuld make me extra high risk since I usually have less thsn optimal.hemoglobin
OTOH they should do iron and ferritin testing on infected and see if it correlates to severity
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 13, 2020 02:13 PM (G546f)
It's SCIENCE!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 13, 2020 02:15 PM (e1mEI)
Another layer of sod on the roof will keep you toasty inside.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 13, 2020 02:18 PM (e1mEI)
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