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Flavitsky Tarakanova.jpg

Princess Tarakanova, In The Peter And Paul Fortress At The Time Of The Flood
Konstantin Dmitriyevich Flavitsky

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Look at that..art

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:30 AM (zr5Kq)

2 Those Bewbs are against my orders!

Posted by: Gruppenfuehrer Karen O'Karenheimer - One Karen to Rule Them All at April 16, 2020 09:31 AM (sjdRT)

3 Looks to be a bad situation.

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

4 THere should be rats in the water..

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:31 AM (zr5Kq)

5 I see them. Disgusting.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:32 AM (zr5Kq)

6 Better dressed lady than what we saw in Katrina.

What period does this painting date to, and what time period is it about?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)

7 Looks like she would be up some a little heavy petting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

8 Guess they didn't have any title editors at that time in Rooskieville

I mean, WTF ??

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:33 AM (rpxSz)

9 Love the dress.

Posted by: Spypeach at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (Up/Jb)

10 From what I've read, the Peter and Paul Fortress was a pretty nasty place to be imprisoned.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (VQp/A)

11 CBD seems to be going in for the bodice-ripper book covers lately.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (/669Q)

12 I'm guessing Mary rowed the boat ashore

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (rpxSz)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Very dramatic

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

15 Mmmmmm.....boobies......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Here should be rats in the water..
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020


*
*

I see one, or maybe it's a mouse, climbing up on the bed.

Looks like the water is flowing in through the window, instead of rising up from the floorboards.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (rpbg1)

17 Time of Catherine the great. A pretender to the throne that was sent to prison.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (zr5Kq)

18 I guess I'm skipping off to urgent care to get a stitch or 8 in my hand. Hoping they can Dermabond it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)

19 The look of give-up on her face is staggering.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

20 shit, that's Russia on any day ending in a y

what a garbage country

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (H5knJ)

21 A very early version of Princess Aura, in Ming's Fortress, waiting for the Bore Worms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (V2Yro)

22 Is definitely art. Would definitely hang. I am assuming she is terrified but she looks ... passionate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (hYcqw)

23 She dressed poorly for a flood.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (TdMsT)

24 18 Here should be rats in the water..
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020


wet markets, yummy

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (rpxSz)

25 Mmmmmm.....boobies......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)


You are a chevalier and a connoisseur !

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (zr5Kq)

26 The color harmony is awesome, probably used no more than 2 colors plus black and white.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (V+U0x)

27 wet markets, yummy
Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (rpxSz)

DISGUSTING

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (zr5Kq)

28 I see one, or maybe it's a mouse, climbing up on the bed.

Looks like the water is flowing in through the window, instead of rising up from the floorboards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (rpbg1)
+++++++++++
There's another on her pillow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (hYcqw)

29 you'd think that she'd be holding her head in her hands weeping because the fortress had been flooded.

Instead of practicing her "o" face.

Posted by: scott_t at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (1PBOr)

30 Nice painting, but I like his Judgment of Solomon better.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (iuFgi)

31 25 She dressed poorly for a flood.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (TdMsT)

She bought on sail

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (rpxSz)

32 This is the part where two husky firefighters break in to save her. Cue the porn music.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (ftFVW)

33 Did they give out Mounds Bars in the Peter & Paul Fortress ?

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (arJlL)

34 19
Time of Catherine the great. A pretender to the throne that was sent to prison.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (zr5Kq)

Yep, that'd do it. Lady Jane Grey got off easy.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (VQp/A)

35 Is the 'cover' at the end of the bed supposed to be a sheep's skin?

I'm certain Mary will be leaving a very poor Airbnb review.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 09:37 AM (Y4EXg)

36 A confession ....I did not know exactly who she was ..I had to wikipedia her.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)

37 You are a chevalier and a connoisseur !
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:36 AM (zr5Kq)


I resemble that remark.....when it comes to boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

38 I guess I'm skipping off to urgent care to get a stitch or 8 in my hand. Hoping they can Dermabond it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)


Good luck! Sad to hear that hot iron didn't fix it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

39 have to make little pontoons for the rat traps

Posted by: REDACTED at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (rpxSz)

40 I see one, or maybe it's a mouse, climbing up on the bed.

Looks like the water is flowing in through the window, instead of rising up from the floorboards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (rpbg1)
+++++++++++
There's another on her pillow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2020


*
*

I see something dark and oddly-shaped; not sure it's a rodent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (rpbg1)

41 She's a 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (LvTSG)

42 Is this about the little man in the boat? I can never find him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (+0AKE)

43 Cleavage!

Posted by: Guzalot at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (Rz36l)

44 What period does this painting date to, and what time period is it about?


The painting date is often in the url, which ruins my sport because I used to like to guess the date of the drawings.

This painting has a very specific title, so there's a story I don't know. It's melodramatic without looking like a Harlequin book cover like that stupid knight one from rape day.

This is a pretty girl. She, the light, the wood, and the water are rendered wonderfully.

There is water coming in the window which means that standing on the bed won't save her from getting wet. She should take off those heavy outergarments to help her buoyancy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (gd9RK)

45 She is what is known as a super squirter

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 16, 2020 09:38 AM (N8G3E)

46 Oops that was off-topic Sorry CBD

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

47 She should not have pissed off Catherine the Great.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (zr5Kq)

48 22
shit, that's Russia on any day ending in a y



what a garbage country

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 16, 2020 09:35 AM (H5knJ)

Makes for some great art tho.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (VQp/A)

49 I guess the Princess can't swim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (zVFxZ)

50 Well...that's cheerful.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (rBtIz)

51
Makes for some great art tho.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (VQp/A)


Misery loves company.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

52 52 Well...that's cheerful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (rBtIz)

===========

Well, CBD was in the comments section of the last thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

53 I would not hang...BECAUSE THERE ARE RATS !

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:40 AM (zr5Kq)

54 See, this is what makes a master painter a master.


Using a limited palette of colors, creating mood, atmosphere, light, dark and telling a compelling and rich story while executing flawlessly.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (V+U0x)

55 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (7Fj9P)

56 OK, who builds a fortress on a flood plain?

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

57 53
Makes for some great art tho.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (VQp/A)

Misery loves company.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

===========

Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

58 Bananapedia:
I was looking her up: tarakan is the Russian word for cockroach. It was a later name given to her in books and stuff. She of course never went by that name. It's recorded that she later died of tuberculous but there's theories that instead she was forced to go into hiding as a nun with the name Dosifea.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (l6b3d)

59 Makes for some great art tho.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (VQp/A)


I guess any nation that is perpetually in angst needs to express it.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (TdMsT)

60 Alternate title: Day 234 of the National WuFlu Lockdown



Gorgeous painting, but eesh, what a horrible way to die.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (8/7u2)

61 Okay, I'll give it a shot. The princess represents us, the flood waters represent the coronavirus, and the rats represent our governors.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (/669Q)

62
Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)


Print, is dead.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

63 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

64 Why is a princess sleeping on the lower level of a fortress?

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

65 Her dress needs to be more tattered....a LOT more.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

66 I guess the Princess can't swim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:39 AM (zVFxZ)

Not w/all those clothes on.

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 09:42 AM (X/Pw5)

67 65 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

============

Pre-revolutionary Russia is fascinating.

Post-revolutionary Russia is depressing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:42 AM (LvTSG)

68 She's got HUGE


tracts of land.

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

69 Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
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I'm halfway through Purgatorio! I'll get to Paradiso eventually, I hope.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (/669Q)

70
Preparedness - a limerick

There once was a princess I knew
In a flood didn't know what to do
Build a bridge? Make a float?
Climb a hill? Buy a boat?
I know I can't swim. Canoe?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (m45I2)

71 What the well dressed were wearing in prison, at the time.

"In the women's prison, there are seventy women
And it's all with them that I would like to dwell
And that old triangle could go jingle jangle
All along the banks of the Royal Canal"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (hnyqs)

72 That's an interesting use of light to capture the incoming water. I like the way the walls, lighter cloth, and her skin tones seem to come from the same, almost golden, color range. Of course, the damsel in distress is a babe and her bodice (if that's the word) stresses her youth and relative weakness against the power of the flood waters. It's an effective combination.

I don't know the story behind the painting. Does she die in the flooding chamber? Is she rescued? Why the hell didn't she move to a higher floor of the fortress?

Posted by: JTB at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (7EjX1)

73 Post-revolutionary Russia is depressing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:42 AM (LvTSG)



So, we've got that to look forward to.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

74 I do like the painting.

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

75 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 09:44 AM (7Fj9P)

76 OK, who builds a fortress on a flood plain?


Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM


Russians, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2020 09:44 AM (rBtIz)

77 Springtime for the Princess!

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

78 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (lMn1U)

79 In Russia, the Flood Plain BUILDS YOU!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

80 58 OK, who builds a fortress on a flood plain?
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

But the third one, the third one stayed up!

Posted by: Someguy at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (Zm+LZ)

81 *reads Wikipedia article*

Yeah, Russian history is.....weird. Of course, it probably doesn't help that it's been rewritten multiple times.

Posted by: pookysgirl, waiting for the snow to melt at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (XKZwp)

82 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (lMn1U)



You'd already have grabbed her like a bowling ball.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Pre-revolutionary Russia is fascinating.

Post-revolutionary Russia is depressing.


Eh. I read some pre-Lenin Turgenev last year. It was supposed to be about a guy hunting and fishing, but it was really about how everyone he met was utterly locked in a rigid caste system and its arcane rules dictated all of life.

Russia has always been fucked. There's a beauty in its people that comes from desolation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (gd9RK)

84 So, she had a massive orgasm?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (CLteG)

85 82 58 OK, who builds a fortress on a flood plain?
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

But the third one, the third one stayed up!
Posted by: Someguy at April 16, 2020 09:45 AM (Zm+LZ)

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No, the third one burn down, fell over, and then fell into the swamp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

86
I'm halfway through Purgatorio! I'll get to Paradiso eventually, I hope.
Posted by: bluebell
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It's only Muldoon's limericks, and comments like this, that induce me to visit this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (hnyqs)

87 Drowning in prison is not how I want to go out.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (6mvRv)

88
So, we've got that to look forward to.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (lwiT4)


Early thread winner!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (TdMsT)

89
Gorgeous painting, but eesh, what a horrible way to die.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (8/7u2)

Speaking of the Inferno, read what happened to Count Ugolino della Gherardesca. His whole family suffered for his crime. Inspired a fantastic sculpture by Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux tho.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (VQp/A)

90 And she has three mice for company.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (xSo9G)

91 I'm hoping TX opens first.

We have 1500 hospitalized and 370 deaths.

Out of 30 million......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

92 I'm halfway through Purgatorio!


How do you know you're half way through? I thought the point of Purgatory is that they don't tell you how long you're in for.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (gd9RK)

93
Two intrepid Russian autocrats rescued her from the flood so she spent the rest of the afternoon thanking her plucky Tsars.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)

94 This is what broke Alexander's army - spending a monsoon season in India on hilltops. Snakes and rats and shitty food and endless rain. If only the Persians knew this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (zVFxZ)

95 Whooooo is it?



It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (MT0V/)

96 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Paladin at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (quX0S)

97 So, she had a massive orgasm?
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 09:46 AM (CLteG)


So, that's her "state of chubby" face?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

98 Surf's up!



I'm not bloody well cleaning that mess up!

- The Serfs

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

99 Princess Tarakanova, In The Peter And Paul Fortress At The Time Of The Flood

Shaka, when the walls fell

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (CAJOC)

100 It's Russian censorship - of art, literature, thought, going way way back, that is responsible for art full of angst and tragedy. Can't think of another country that censored so many over so little for so long.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

101 Friendly Reminder:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

102 97 Whooooo is it?

It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (MT0V/)


Oh my. I know what you are referencing.

Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 09:49 AM (ouBhA)

103 "I can save you!"

-- Doug of Liberty Mutual, to the princess (history does not record that she switched her car insurance to them, however)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (rpbg1)

104 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

That is terrible. They are missing out on some incredible artists. Repin was a genius.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (zr5Kq)

105 NFL says they want to run their season as scheduled. They can play to empty stadiums.

NCAA football says they can't play to empty stadiums because 75% of their revenue is TICKET SALES.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

106 Ah, but the flood has temporarily halted the advance of the 347th Panzer Battalion.

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (gmo/4)

107 Many of these "pretenders" were the last to know they were. They were used by others to gain power, rights of
ascension were arbitrary and changing in order to maintain power.

I feel a bit sorry for some of the ones involved. Most especially the buxom ones.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (l6b3d)

108
So she lives in an underwater cell.

What a dive.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (nw6Hr)

109 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.

It begins......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

110 NFL says they want to run their season as scheduled. They can play to empty stadiums.

NCAA football says they can't play to empty stadiums because 75% of their revenue is TICKET SALES.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)



that tells you everything you need to know

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (zr5Kq)

111 Asymmetric cytokinin signalling opposes gravitropism in roots
twitter.com/KleineVehnLab/status/1247067408747110402

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (ykYG2)

112 That's barely over a hundred, Sponge. What the fuck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (gd9RK)

113 That is not appropriate flood wear...

Posted by: lin-duh in fugue! at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (UUBmN)

114 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists.


Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A)

I want to thank The Horde for pushing me farther afield and finding those Russian artists.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (dLLD6)

115 I recently read Rutherford's historical novel, 'Russka', which, like his other novels, must have required a staggering research effort. It begins soon after the stone age and spans 1800 years. 704 pages.

I certainly learned a great deal about Russian history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (hnyqs)

116 Willowed

But when he supported Chinless Holder in 2009, claiming he'd be a very good AG, my WTF meter got pegged
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Captain, I did not know this. Kind of amazed to hear of it, actually. After Marc Rich I would have thought DiGenova would have condemned any attempt to put Holder in a power position.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 16, 2020 09:02 AM (NVYyb)


Here's a very strange article with lots of info on the chinless mushmouth

https://tinyurl.com/yd3wdf89

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (y7DUB)

117 111 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.

It begins......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

They will be sending WHO's own info back to them? That's funny.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (Ti+Tv)

118 Speaking of the Inferno, read what happened to Count Ugolino della Gherardesca. His whole family suffered for his crime. Inspired a fantastic sculpture by Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux tho.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (VQp/A)

Dante left him in ice to gnaw at his betrayer!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (8/7u2)

119 Whooooo is it?

It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (MT0V/)

Oh my. I know what you are referencing.
Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 09:49 AM (ouBhA)
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I do too! One of my favorites.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (/669Q)

120 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.



What's WHO gonna do? Do they have a police force?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

121 110
So she lives in an underwater cell.

What a dive.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (nw6Hr)

-----------------------------------

She's being assassinated. They've sent in a wetworks crew.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (CAJOC)

122 Always interesting to consider how women were viewed by painters. The damsel being saved from the rapey dude with a rapier and here, the 'wo es me' chick who doesn't bother looking for something to float on.

If she was a southern woman, she'd be barking out orders and packing lunches for the boat ride.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (vs2ae)

123 107 NFL says they want to run their season as scheduled. They can play to empty stadiums.

NCAA football says they can't play to empty stadiums because 75% of their revenue is TICKET SALES.
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I'd suggest the SEC tell the NCAA to fuck off and play their season to SEC rules and oversight. They would own every TV in America on every Saturday.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (zVFxZ)

124 They will be sending WHO's own info back to them? That's funny.
Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (Ti+Tv)

And what's WHO gonna do about it? They gotta police force?

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (ONvIw)

125 Willard from last thread.....

Ha! I wish. My husband is a pastor or a small church and I'm a stay-at-home nothing.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

You're not nothing; you're Grammie !

Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)

126 124 Always interesting to consider how women were viewed by painters. The damsel being saved from the rapey dude with a rapier and here, the 'wo es me' chick who doesn't bother looking for something to float on.

If she was a southern woman, she'd be barking out orders and packing lunches for the boat ride.
-----------------------
Yep, and there'd be lots of egg salad sandwiches.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (zVFxZ)

127 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

128 Russian art is outstanding other than that socialist realism dogshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (y7DUB)

129
Wait, I've Got It - a limerick

In a flood she was trapped behind bars
But was rescued by Andrei and Lars
(A duke and prince)
And every day since
She's been thanking her plucky Tsars

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)

130 That is not appropriate flood wear...


I know! I told her to take it off back around #50.

When she takes off that heavy garment she'll still have a diaphanous nightie on. When the water comes it will cling to her form lovingly. The cold will excite her nipples, which will protrude, and the fair thin fabric will become see-through.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (gd9RK)

131 130 Russian art is outstanding other than that socialist realism dogshit.
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Same with their literature.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (zVFxZ)

132 They gotta police force?

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (ONvIw)

Don't they all?

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (X/Pw5)

133 71
Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)

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I'm halfway through Purgatorio! I'll get to Paradiso eventually, I hope.



Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:43 AM (/669Q)

What translation are you reading? I recommend the one by John Ciardi. It's translated but kept in its original meter, and has extensive footnotes and chapter summaries--for those of us who need help with late medieval poetry.The Divine Comedy is truly one of those works that deserves to be called "great."

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (VQp/A)

134 131
Wait, I've Got It - a limerick

In a flood she was trapped behind bars
But was rescued by Andrei and Lars
(A duke and prince)
And every day since
She's been thanking her plucky Tsars
Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)


I can never get enough of these. Bravo.

Posted by: Roy at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (Ti+Tv)

135 Muldoon, your limericks are helping us get through this mess. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (/669Q)

136 111 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.

It begins......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

-----------------------------------------

I'll wait for the guy who says 'it begins' before deciding if it begins.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (CAJOC)

137 This character is actually very interesting and completely sad. How does one go about pretending to be royalty? That had to be a scary way to live your life.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (LIhNq)

138
What's WHO gonna do? Do they have a police force?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (lwiT4)


Farcebook doesn't like the Trump anti-globalization stance.

They WILL try to bring NATO into the US using the WHO and the Chink Lung Chunk.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Whooooo is it?

It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:47 AM (MT0V/)

Oh my. I know what you are referencing.
Posted by: Emmie at April 16, 2020 09:49 AM (ouBhA)
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I do too! One of my favorites.
Posted by: bluebell

I never knew you guys watched porn !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (arJlL)

140 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.



How many legions has the WHO?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (MT0V/)

141 If only the Persians knew this.

I'm unsure how far southeast the Achaemenids got. I'd have to look it up.

I do know that Cyrus [if you count him as an Achaemenid] toward the end of his reign concentrated NORTHeast (and north). That's what killed him. All the Iranian empires worried about the steppe. Just like China.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (ykYG2)

142 142 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.



How many legions has the WHO?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (MT0V/)

==========

How many legions has China?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

143 127 Willard from last thread.....

Ha! I wish. My husband is a pastor or a small church and I'm a stay-at-home nothing.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

You're not nothing; you're Grammie !

Hiya Grammie !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)

-------------------------------------

Stay-at-home pirate, I thought...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (CAJOC)

144 Proof that Russia really hasn't changed much in 250 years... Also a warning to the ambitious; don't make plans and schemes unless you have survival skills.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (W+kMI)

145 When she takes off that heavy garment she'll still have a diaphanous nightie on. When the water comes it will cling to her form lovingly. The cold will excite her nipples, which will protrude, and the fair thin fabric will become see-through.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (gd9RK)


You really thought that through.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (vs2ae)

146 New Orleans still life.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (WX+x0)

147 How many legions has the WHO?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (MT0V/)

Gates is going to have to pony up more cash.

Why are we paying for this travesty anyway. Trump is right, shut off the money spigot

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (ONvIw)

148 146 Proof that Russia really hasn't changed much in 250 years... Also a warning to the ambitious; don't make plans and schemes unless you have survival skills.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (W+kMI)

=========

In the game of thrones, you win or you die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

149 How many legions has the WHO?

They have China. Zuckerberg is an agent and toady for Emperor Xi - always has been. He's The Great Delator.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (ykYG2)

150 This character is actually very interesting and completely sad. How does one go about pretending to be royalty? That had to be a scary way to live your life.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 16, 2020 09:56 AM (LIhNq)

It's not so bad.

Posted by: Zombie Anastasia at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (X/Pw5)

151 The old ways are best!

Posted by: Peking Property Management Ltd! at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (BiNEL)

152 Stay-at-home pirate, I thought...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (CAJOC)



Imagine what I'd look like with an eye patch and a face mask.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

153 If she was a southern woman, she'd be barking out orders and packing lunches for the boat ride.

*********

Got Yer Motorboat? - a limerick

My Ma was comely but staunch
Square of jaw and sturdy of haunch
She always said, "Bud,
If you're going in a flood,
Make sure that y'all take a launch!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (m45I2)

154 Pretty fancy duds for a prisoner. Wouldn't it just give the mites and critters plenty of places to hide? Classy but not very bright, princess.

Posted by: red speck at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (gS3OW)

155
How many legions has China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

Is China going to arrest Americans for insulting WHO fakery?

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)

156 >>Well...that's cheerful.

*nods*

Well executed.

At the risk of sounding ungrateful . . . can't we scare up some happy trees or brilliant blue skies and seascapes (e.g. Edward Hopper The Long Leg, Childe Hassam - Poppies, Isles of Shoals)?



Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (bDqIh)

157 122 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.


What's WHO gonna do? Do they have a police force?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

They're gonna tell WHAT...and after that I DON'T KNOW!

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (cF8AT)

158 154 Stay-at-home pirate, I thought...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (CAJOC)



Imagine what I'd look like with an eye patch and a face mask.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

----------------------------

I could see you rockin' a skull-and-crossbones mask

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:01 AM (CAJOC)

159
And what's WHO gonna do about it? They gotta police force?
Posted by: CN
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I'm going with 'probably'. Every other Fed bureaucracy seems to have an 'Enforcement Division'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:01 AM (hnyqs)

160 122 Farcebook says they're going to monitor users posts and any false info about COVID will be flagged and sent directly to the WHO.



What's WHO gonna do? Do they have a police force?
============
WHO doesn't need the examples of dishonesty in pandemic reporting, since they've been doing it from the beginning.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 16, 2020 10:01 AM (W+kMI)

161 106
I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't
really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's
all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A)



That is terrible. They are missing out on some incredible artists. Repin was a genius.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 09:50 AM (zr5Kq)
I have textbooks by three different publishers that I used to use. One painting by Repin is in only one of them, his "Barge-haulers on the Volga." Great painting, but Repin deserves more.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (VQp/A)

162 140
What's WHO gonna do? Do they have a police force?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

Farcebook doesn't like the Trump anti-globalization stance.
--------------------
Remember Zuckerberg flying to Berlin to kiss Merkel's ring after German FB users outed the Cologne Rapefest after six days of news blackout ordered by the German Chancellor? This is our Global Aristocracy. Six days of worldwide news blackout ordered by a German Chancellor. Hitler could only dream of shit like this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (zVFxZ)

163 What translation are you reading? I recommend the one by John Ciardi. It's translated but kept in its original meter, and has extensive footnotes and chapter summaries--for those of us who need help with late medieval poetry.The Divine Comedy is truly one of those works that deserves to be called "great."
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (VQp/A)
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I'm reading the one by Anthony Esolen. It was recommended to me by a Dante scholar, and it too has extensive footnotes and chapter summaries. In the introduction to Inferno he references "the superb translation by John Ciardi" but feels that Ciardi compromised some of the meaning by trying to keep the rhyme.

The Esolen translation is very readable which for a dummy like me is a very good thing.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (/669Q)

164 Princess looks distraught. In fact, with rats mounting the bed, I know women who would have totally lost it right there.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (o2MD2)

165 Stay-at-home pirate, I thought...

Like Friend Of The Blog, Rick Wilson?

*whistles We Are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (ykYG2)

166 Proof that Russia really hasn't changed much in 250 years... Also a warning to the ambitious; don't make plans and schemes unless you have survival skills.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (W+kMI)

=========

In the game of thrones, you win or you die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

-------

I've seen some of those shows. Embrace the healing power of AND ...

Posted by: Cold Rage at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (OXSar)

167 And what's WHO gonna do about it? They gotta police force?

Ayup...

Posted by: Every Democrat Governor, Mayor, and Police Chief at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (IMdOQ)

168 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
.@OANN Poll "Gives President Trump a 52% Approval Rating in North Carolina, and a seven point lead over (Sleepy) Joe Biden. The President also helps other Republican Candidates, including @SenThomTillis, who has a 4% lead over his Democrat rival."
******
From late last Thread

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (DUJrV)

169 I'm going with 'probably'. Every other Fed bureaucracy seems to have an 'Enforcement Division'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:01 AM (hnyqs)

It's a UN agency

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (ONvIw)

170 New Orleans still life.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 09:58 AM (WX+x0)


There's still life in New Orleans?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Will reporting what WHO said in the past get you flagged to the WHO for disinformation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (MT0V/)

172 JT, shame on you. It was from Electric Company!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (/669Q)

173 I bow to no man. Certainly bow to no 'world' organization. Fuck off with yourself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (vs2ae)

174 157
How many legions has China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

Is China going to arrest Americans for insulting WHO fakery?
Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)

----------------------------------

Of course not. That's what governors like Whitmer are for...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (CAJOC)

175 It's a UN agency

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (ONvIw)


Blue Helmet Troops!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (BiNEL)

176
I'm going with 'probably'. Every other Fed bureaucracy seems to have an 'Enforcement Division'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

Oops. Not Fed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (hnyqs)

177 Blue Helmet Troops!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (BiNEL)

They only go after youngsters

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (ONvIw)

178 When China and DeepState are flooding the Republic with lies and deceit and contagions, the best thing to do is get up on the bed and close your eyes and go to your happy place. Trust the Plan ... they will rescue us any minute now.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

179 "65 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (VQp/A) "


Same here.
Particularly like Rodchenko & his buddy Mayakovsky.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (cqteU)

180 Ah! I see 1, 1 rat! 2, I see 2 greasy, nasty rats! 3! That's 1, 2, 3 filthy, disease ridden rodents! Ah, ah, ah.

Posted by: The Count at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (8B6Ng)

181 Buy that house on the river, they said...

Posted by: klaftern at April 16, 2020 10:05 AM (RuIsu)

182 JT, shame on you. It was from Electric Company!
Posted by: bluebell

Uhhhh, I never saw that, either !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

183 147 When she takes off that heavy garment she'll still have a diaphanous nightie on. When the water comes it will cling to her form lovingly. The cold will excite her nipples, which will protrude, and the fair thin fabric will become see-through.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (gd9RK)

You really thought that through.
===
Will there be a Cumo nippsie thingie?

Posted by: dingbat at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (KylN9)

184
That was one wet dream!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (z0XD8)

185 The Russian paintings I've seen here are my first in-depth exposure to the works and are as a group surprisingly well executed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (NVYyb)

186 Hard rain gonna fall.

Posted by: eleven at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (Qf83p)

187 Princess Tarakanova





Didn't her brother Fran Tarakanova play QB for the Vikings and Giants?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (CEGU4)

188 KellyAnne calmly tells Paula 'Scoldy' Reid....'I don't know what has happened to you'....

https://tinyurl.com/yb5rwsac

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (cF8AT)

189 "Hey Ma! If yerpacking a lunch, better make it submarine sandwiches!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (m45I2)

190 It was from Electric Company!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (/669Q)
---
I'm reading the one by Anthony Esolen. It was recommended to me by a Dante scholar, and it too has extensive footnotes and chapter summaries. In the introduction to Inferno he references "the superb translation by John Ciardi" but feels that Ciardi compromised some of the meaning by trying to keep the rhyme.
---
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (/669Q)



Hi, I'm from the Electric Company and I'm here to fix your "meter"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (BiNEL)

191 High ground in New Orleans is the French Quarter.
Elevation of my Lakeview home was/is minus 3.8 ft.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (WX+x0)

192 Uhhhh, I never saw that, either !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)
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You should look it up. I leave that as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (/669Q)

193 193 Elevation of my Lakeview home was/is minus 3.8 ft.
Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (WX+x0)

========

Schrodinger's elevation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

194 That was one wet dream!

Posted by: naturalfake

---

Ahem!

Posted by: Kip Addotta at April 16, 2020 10:08 AM (Y4EXg)

195 "101 Princess Tarakanova, In The Peter And Paul Fortress At The Time Of The Flood

Shaka, when the walls fell

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 09:48 AM (CAJOC) "


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 16, 2020 10:08 AM (cqteU)

196 have textbooks by three different publishers that I used to use. One painting by Repin is in only one of them, his "Barge-haulers on the Volga." Great painting, but Repin deserves more.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:02 AM (VQp/A)

So true. Very prolific artist. Almost seems like he painted constantly. One I can't quite love is Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks. Because of the backstory - folklore that most likely has very little to do with what truly happened.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)

197 Hi, I'm from the Electric Company and I'm here to fix your "meter"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (BiNEL)
-----------

I heard the ba dum tss after reading that. I hope everyone else did too.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (/669Q)

198 Princess Tarakanova





Didn't her brother Fran Tarakanova play QB for the Vikings and Giants?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (CEGU4)

*****

Number 10 in your programs, number 1 in your heart!

Posted by: Big Ape at the Zoo at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (flINI)

199 I would like the chance to drown in her flood, but I'm kinky like that.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (CLteG)

200 High ground in New Orleans is the French Quarter.
Elevation of my Lakeview home was/is minus 3.8 ft.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (WX+x0)

When the levee breaks, got no place to stay....

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (X/Pw5)

201 So is this Michelle in her mansion during the Global Warming Flood?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (zVFxZ)

202 Morning.

Guessing that chick's toilet got backed up?

You'd never guess that a little girl could take such a huge dump.

Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (XizLi)

203 201 I would like the chance to drown in her flood, but I'm kinky like that.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:09 AM (CLteG)

==========

Constantine is one of your favorite movies, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

204 Konstantin Dmitriyevich Flavitsky

________


Are Russians the only group whose full names sound like a haiku?

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (WqPYg)

205 My memories of Fran Tarkenton are the insane scrambles. Loved him for it.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (CLteG)

206 This painting would be interesting to view in person. I wonder how dark it really is. There is evidence that it was manipulated some.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (VQp/A)

207 They call it Lakeview because eventually you'll see the lake in your neighborhood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (+0AKE)

208 I want to thank CBD for introducing me to Russian artists. They aren't really covered in school until you get to the 20th century. Then it's all Commie art, which I tend to like, but still... Commies.
Posted by: Kris

I always thought that you were the brains behind this and that CBD glommed all the credit.

Sorry CBD !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)

209 KellyAnne calmly tells Paula 'Scoldy' Reid....'I don't know what has happened to you'....

https://tinyurl.com/yb5rwsac
Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 10:07 AM (cF8AT)


We do.

Isn't her hubby sucking at the cock of Xi?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

210 I remember when a simple new video card made me happy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (84Pcq)

211 In support of the principle of a tobacco-free work environment, the WHO does not recruit cigarette smokers.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (iTXRQ)

212
Social Media exchange with my hysterical sister.


Her: TRUMPS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!! WE HAVE TO STAY LOCKED DOWN AT LEAST UNTIL WE HAVE AN EFFECTIVE VACCINATION!!!

ME: You mean like we have for the flu??

Her: YES!!! WE HAVE TO BE PROTECTED OR WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE ORANGEMAN BAD!!!

ME: The same flu that still kills 20-60,000 every year that we have vaccinations for???

Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!




I fucking give up .... I really do.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (nw6Hr)

213 I bow to no man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (vs2ae)

What about a cute blonde coed with double Ds carrying a whip and wearing nothing but a pair of leather crotchless panties?

Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (XizLi)

214 Isn't her hubby sucking at the cock of Xi?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

I hope he's a registered foreign agent, would hate to see him violate the law and all that jazz

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (ONvIw)

215 My memories of Fran Tarkenton are the insane scrambles. Loved him for it.
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (CLteG)

******

Me too. He played in the days where the QB was literally running for their lives... because they were. Many times Tarkenton would run 70 to 80 yards all behind the line of scrimmage

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (flINI)

216 Paula Reid went Karen, bigly.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (CLteG)

217 Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!

--------------

I have a long list that would be easy to fill.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (sX1BW)

218 Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)



That because it's hard to make levels ever more glorious as you ascend, ever more interesting.

Though I did like the fact that at the highest level of Heaven, you get-

rice pudding with raisins!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (z0XD8)

219 the WHO routinely spends about $200 million a year on travel expenses, more than it spends to tackle mental health problems, HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria combined. In 2016, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO from November 2006 to June 2017, stayed in a $1000-per-night hotel room while visiting West Africa.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (iTXRQ)

220
Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!




I fucking give up .... I really do.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (nw6Hr)


I pick the stupid.

You, are stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

221 215 I bow to no man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:04 AM (vs2ae)

What about a cute blonde coed with double Ds carrying a whip and wearing nothing but a pair of leather crotchless panties?
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (XizLi


Can she cook?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (vs2ae)

222 220 Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)


That because it's hard to make levels ever more glorious as you ascend, ever more interesting.

Though I did like the fact that at the highest level of Heaven, you get-

rice pudding with raisins!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (z0XD

============

I always figured it was because endless goodness is kind of boring, as opposed to endless misery which is interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

223 Me too. He played in the days where the QB was literally running for their lives... because they were. Many times Tarkenton would run 70 to 80 yards all behind the line of scrimmage
Posted by: Truck Monkey

LOL !!

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (arJlL)

224
I hope he's a registered foreign agent, would hate to see him violate the law and all that jazz
Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (ONvIw)


That's cute.

As if laws of such nature would EVER be enforced.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!

______________________

1. People who type in all-caps.
2. democrats
3. etc.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (+0AKE)

226 It was from Electric Company!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:03 AM (/669Q)


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PORN

st-
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STAR

PORN STAR

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (nw6Hr)

227 We do.

Isn't her hubby sucking at the cock of Xi?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

Tis.

I would have asked her "Why did you pick a white male to be your husband, Paula?"

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (cF8AT)

228 @211

Yes, he's a lobbyist for Chinese interests.



It seems like everyone except Trump is in the pockets of the ChiComs.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (V+U0x)

229 207
My memories of Fran Tarkenton are the insane scrambles. Loved him for it.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (CLteG)

_________

One of my idols as a kid. Turned out to be a very successful businessman afterward (and I'm guessing conservative).

One of my yearbook quotes was from him (because I was a very poor loser when young): "You show me a good loser ... and I'll show you a steady loser."

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (WqPYg)

230 Have a satellite photo of the Lakeview house , just rooftops showing. Easy to locate the house using the football stadium in City Park. This was the katrina wipeout. Tad Gormley stadium I think it was so named. Beatles played there in 1964. Moving on.

Posted by: azalea city at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (WX+x0)

231

Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!





Self-awareness, how does it work?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (MT0V/)

232 222
Her: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE!!!! WHO WOULD YOU PICK TO DIE FIRST!!!




I fucking give up .... I really do.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:12 AM (nw6Hr)

I pick the stupid.

You, are stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

===========

Reminds me of Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist.

It starts with Father Merrin in a town occupied by Nazis forced to chose which ten people to kill or else the whole town gets it.

It's a cheery movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

233 The Divine Comedy is truly one of those works that deserves to be called "great."
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (VQp/A)


Agreed!

It's a damn shame that our school system does not teach our children from classic literature.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (8/7u2)

234 Sorry...im un high jacking now.

Before i read the title i thought it was your typical female frustration.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (84Pcq)

235 there's theories that instead she was forced to go into hiding as a nun with the name Dosifea.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (l6b3d)

Sending one's opponents off to a contemplative (cloistered) (male or female) community was commonplace, and even considered merciful. Better than confining them in a place like the Peter and Paul fortress.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (qyH+l)

236 I always figured it was because endless goodness is kind of boring, as opposed to endless misery which is interesting.


Man kann nichts so ertragen wie eine Reihe von schoenen Tagen.

Nothing is harder to take than a succession of beautiful days.

Goethe. Who sucked, btw.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (gd9RK)

237 It seems like everyone except Trump is in the pockets of the ChiComs.


Now you see why Trump Hatred is a thing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (MT0V/)

238 Muldoon, you inpire me

the Aussie sat by the river blue
testing religions, through and through
though the precepts were sound
but of the teachers he'd found
that the Yogis can't float, can Gurus?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (WyVLE)

239 Fixer, you are rotten.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (/669Q)

240
That's cute.

As if laws of such nature would EVER be enforced.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

Of course they won't, except if you're GOP.

I was thinking of Karening the screechy grocery store cashier with the mask below her nose, but too many violators are nice enough and I'd hate to see anyone have to wear one for 8h

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (ONvIw)

241 238 I always figured it was because endless goodness is kind of boring, as opposed to endless misery which is interesting.


Man kann nichts so ertragen wie eine Reihe von schoenen Tagen.

Nothing is harder to take than a succession of beautiful days.

Goethe. Who sucked, btw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (gd9RK)

=========

Probably made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

242 Me too. He played in the days where the QB was literally running for their lives... because they were. Many times Tarkenton would run 70 to 80 yards all behind the line of scrimmage
Posted by: Truck Monkey

That is no exaggeration.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (CLteG)

243
Her: TRUMPS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!! WE HAVE TO STAY LOCKED DOWN AT LEAST UNTIL WE HAVE AN EFFECTIVE VACCINATION!!!


Flu shots are not vaccinations. They may work in building your immunity to one strain of flu, or they may not.

You still get one EVERY YEAR, and MAY still get sick.

The answer to Covid is herd immunity done naturally and China BioLabs nuked to hell to prevent such atrocities from occurring ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

244 One nice aspect of working from home: when attending an all-hands teleconference with several hundred people, you can rant openly about the stupidity of "leadership" without getting into trouble.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 16, 2020 10:17 AM (KhUQ4)

245 One of my yearbook quotes was from him (because I was a very poor loser when young): "You show me a good loser ... and I'll show you a steady loser."

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (WqPYg)

I'm a poor loser....and a worse winner.

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 10:17 AM (X/Pw5)

246 Fixer, you are rotten.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:16 AM (/669Q)

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*smooch*

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:17 AM (nw6Hr)

247 What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse?

These Cossacks had literary skilz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:17 AM (zVFxZ)

248 there's theories that instead she was forced to go into hiding as a nun with the name Dosifea.
Posted by: banana Dream

Then, she gained a lot of weight and changed her nic to Quatrofea.

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (arJlL)

249 Well, we are getting conflicting reports that the KC Mayor is extending the stay at home until May 15. Press conference at noon. No one knows what governer Parsons will do. I think they are trying to wrangle him out from under his desk. If this goes to the 15th this fucks shit up every which way for my family.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (dUJdY)

250 224
220 Everyone reads the Inferno. No one reads the Paradiso.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)





That because it's hard to make levels ever more glorious as you ascend, ever more interesting.



Though I did like the fact that at the highest level of Heaven, you get-



rice pudding with raisins!!!



Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (z0XD



============



I always figured it was because endless goodness is kind of boring, as opposed to endless misery which is interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
This reminds me of Agent Smith's soliloquy in the original Matrix, when he's telling Morphius about why the first versions of the matrix didn't work. Humanity seems to desire suffering that the utopia of the first versions was rejected by our brains.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (VQp/A)

251 From Jay Sekulow at ACLJ : For the first time ever, the Supreme Court has
scheduled oral arguments to be conducted by telephone,





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Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (lwiT4)

252 It starts with Father Merrin in a town occupied by Nazis forced to chose which ten people to kill or else the whole town gets it.

It's a cheery movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (LvTSG)


That's easy.

I pick THE NAZIS!!!!!

Winning.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

253 oh nooooooooo

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (lwiT4)

254 Can you imagine pretending to be a royal? How sad.

Posted by: Meaghan Markle at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (CDGwz)

255 Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (lwiT4)

C'MON IN! The Water's WET MARKET!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

256 I'm going, I'm going

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (lwiT4)

257
HOLA GRAMMIE!!!!!


EMBARRELED WE ARE THIS MORNING!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (nw6Hr)

258 Uh Oh Grammie, the barrel awaits.

Posted by: WisRich at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (OAlmw)

259 244 Me too. He played in the days where the QB was literally running for their lives... because they were. Many times Tarkenton would run 70 to 80 yards all behind the line of scrimmage
Posted by: Truck Monkey

That is no exaggeration.
------------------
This is when they all played outdoors too. Only the Bears and Packers still play outdoors. Used to be fun watching those games. Guys with hairspray hadn't been invented then.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (zVFxZ)

260 Grammie, grammie, grammie....

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (vd8XM)

261 Barrel time

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (hIDvX)

262 grammie, when you're in the Barrel, remember to close the window.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (CDGwz)

263 Grammie! Girl!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (Y4EXg)

264 221 the WHO routinely spends about $200 million a year on travel expenses, more than it spends to tackle mental health problems, HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria combined. In 2016, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO from November 2006 to June 2017, stayed in a $1000-per-night hotel room while visiting West Africa.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 10:13 AM (iTXRQ)

And the libs complain about an aircrew paying JTR rates at a Trump property in Scotland.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (qyH+l)

265 roll out the barrel...

Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

266 Does anyone here think the Chief Executive of their state is doing a good job?

Crickets...?

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (11H2y)

267 Someone toss me a face mask, would you? And some of those wipes?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (lwiT4)

268 Why is there such an affinity to Notepad?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

269 WOW ! that was big. the biggest. so big you would not believe embarr'ling.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

270 Hahahaha

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (4X5xS)

271 Hmmmm. You'd think the smell of the barrel would be warning enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (vs2ae)

272 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Water's risin'. And not just the water.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (axyOa)

273 Awwww Grammie !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (arJlL)

274 Grammie. Poor grammie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (vs2ae)

275 @DailyCaller

NJ Police Discover 17 Bodies Piled Inside Nursing Home After Anonymous Tip

https://tinyurl.com/yada6jdm

Posted by: Tami at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (cF8AT)

276 I copied an email. I've never done that before. Apparently, you shouldn't.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (lwiT4)

277 Someone toss me a face mask, would you? And some of those wipes?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (lwiT4)

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Pretty sure the Barrel kills Corona

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (nw6Hr)

278 Barrel 'O Grammie!

Posted by: getting the banned to wonder where their gubt cheese is at April 16, 2020 10:20 AM (fBh7b)

279 the WHO routinely spends about $200 million a year on travel expenses, more than it spends to tackle mental health problems, HIV/AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria combined. In 2016, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO from November 2006 to June 2017, stayed in a $1000-per-night hotel room while visiting West Africa.
Posted by: DB- just DB

Saved half of what a $2000 a night hotel costs

Winning!

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (vd8XM)

280 No no no. Grammie can't go in the Barrel.

Here grammie, I'm throwing down a rope ladder. Don't touch anything on the way up.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (/669Q)

281 Oh grammie!! Now you did it!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (dUJdY)

282 Cheer up, barrel is so bad that bat flu won't go in there

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (4X5xS)

283 Fran Tarkenton rushed for 3,674 yds lifetime, scoring 32 TDs


source NFL dot com

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (iTXRQ)

284 First No Cubs opening day.

Then WI election loss.

Now the Barrel.

Its been a tough April for grammie.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)

285 Oh grammie, how could you?

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (CLteG)

286 Fran Tarkenton rushed for 3,674 yds lifetime, scoring 32 TDs


source NFL dot com
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (iTXRQ)


At least 1/2 of that with shit in his pants.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

287 It's okay, grammie. Once you start on the paste, it's a hard habit to break.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (+0AKE)

288 oh nooooooooo
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:18 AM (lwiT4)

Oh yeeeees!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (XizLi)

289 Here grammie, I'm throwing down a rope ladder. Don't touch anything on the way up.



Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:21 AM (/669Q)



BarrelKeeper says I'm in quarantine. I think his name is Karen.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (lwiT4)

290 Someone toss me a face mask, would you? And some of those wipes?
Posted by: grammie winger
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You're so cute... you know that us peons can't acquire those things... That's reserved for the elites!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (UUBmN)

291 Anyone having problems loading the main page or comments?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (l6b3d)

292 Someone toss me a face mask, would you? And some of those wipes?
Posted by: grammie winger
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I can spare two squares...

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (vd8XM)

293
Fran Tarkenton rushed for 3,674 yds lifetime,

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Pretty sure the distance covered was at least four times that much... if you count all the backwards runs, side to side yards and the running around in circle distance.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (nw6Hr)

294 Its been a tough April for grammie.

Posted by: SH at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)



It has. sigh. I'll just watch you guys from down here, so as to not contaminate.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

295 We had season tickets to the Vikings when they played at the Met. Third deck on the rail. No shelter from the howling winds. I cannot accurately describe the cold. It was unique.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (flINI)

296 BarrelKeeper says I'm in quarantine. I think his name is Karen.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (lwiT4)
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Ha! I love it. Even in the Barrel grammie keeps her sense of humor.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (/669Q)

297 Man kann nichts so ertragen wie eine Reihe von schoenen Tagen.

Nothing is harder to take than a succession of beautiful days.

Goethe. Who sucked, btw.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (gd9RK)



I think there's a certain personality that can't stand
a life without constant drama (stimulation).

Even if safe, well-fed, well-housed, with a good employment opportunities, etc, etc, etc-

they simply can't take the win and live and happy and full-filled life.

They have to tear it all down or make misery or demand that everyone around them bend to their will and their vision of themselves as great personages in the world.


This personality type is a kind of sickness and forms the basis of the Democrat Party and the Leftists and Progressives in general.

It's the reason their "solutions" never solve anything but only make things worse.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (z0XD8)

298 Tarkenton had a high YAC.

Yards after crapping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (hIDvX)

299 Anyone having problems loading the main page or comments?
Posted by: banana Dream
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You...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (UUBmN)

300 Don't copy and paste gov doc.. Empty space dark energy is making us all further a p a r t.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (84Pcq)

301 This is when they all played outdoors too. Only the
Bears and Packers still play outdoors. Used to be fun watching those
games. Guys with hairspray hadn't been invented then.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (zVFxZ)

_________


Even the guys who wore panty hose were tough. ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (WqPYg)

302 Ha! I love it. Even in the Barrel grammie keeps her sense of humor.
Posted by: bluebell

That is not amusing to Barrel Karen!

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (vd8XM)

303 LOL!

Trump: Hydroxychloroquin, ZPak and zinc are proving to be very effective against this thing. It would've been pushed a lot harder had I not recommended it, along with Dr. recommendations.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

304 The tits are not calm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (miJU3)

305 I bet her fair smells like strawberries.


Hard to give her the old bowling ball grip though with a skirt that long.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (WdocV)

306 TS Eliot wrote that the world is divided between Dante and Shakespeare; there is no third.

Posted by: jmel at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (OeWgo)

307 can Gurus?
Posted by: Kindltot



********

HA! Double HA HA!

I rate this two thumbs up!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (m45I2)

308 Nice art....Also, Happiest of anniversaries to IPspouse for putting up with me for 4 years. Been a helluva ride.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (CTv2h)

309 In 2016, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO from November 2006 to
June 2017, stayed in a $1000-per-night hotel room while visiting West
Africa.

Posted by: DB- just DB


G-S rate. It is worth it when you are paying out of your own per-diem

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (WyVLE)

310 I think there's a certain personality that can't stand

a life without constant drama (stimulation).

___

Why hello there!

Posted by: American womn at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (WdocV)

311 I've been able to "paste as plain text" with no problems. It's an option in the Brave browser, but I don't remember seeing it in others.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (+0AKE)

312 I remember when a simple new video card made me happy.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
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I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)

313 Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (hIDvX)

314 Happy Anniversary !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (arJlL)

315 310 Nice art....Also, Happiest of anniversaries to IPspouse for putting up with me for 4 years. Been a helluva ride.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (CTv2h)

========

And I thought I was one of the younguns.

Congrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

316 Happiest of anniversaries to IPspouse for putting up with me for 4 years.

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Congrats!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (nw6Hr)

317 Cute
I'd hit it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (nRk/c)

318 235
The Divine Comedy is truly one of those works that deserves to be called "great."

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 09:55 AM (VQp/A)





Agreed!



It's a damn shame that our school system does not teach our children from classic literature.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 16, 2020 10:15 AM (8/7u2)
It's interesting to look at how much it influenced the visual arts. The Divine Comedy became popular almost right away, especially the Inferno. If you look at artworks that depict Hell, for example, you can actually see the line that separates the pre-Inferno artists from the post-Inferno artists.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (VQp/A)

319 268
Does anyone here think the Chief Executive of their state is doing a good job?



Crickets...?





Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2020 10:19 AM (11H2y)

________


Negatory. RINO Squish Gov. Ducey bent over after a handful of commie mayors wrote a sternly-written letter demanding he bend over. Worthless asshat will never get my vote again ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (WqPYg)

320 Captain, I did not know this. Kind of amazed to
hear of it, actually. After Marc Rich I would have thought DiGenova
would have condemned any attempt to put Holder in a power position.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 16, 2020 09:02 AM (NVYyb)



Here's a very strange article with lots of info on the chinless mushmouth



https://tinyurl.com/yd3wdf89

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 09:52 AM (y7DUB)

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Appreciate the linked article. Learned a few things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (NVYyb)

321 Fran Tarkenton rushed for 3,674 yds lifetime,

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Pretty sure the distance covered was at least four times that much... if you count all the backwards runs, side to side yards and the running around in circle distance.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:23 AM (nw6Hr)

******

He actually rushed for 2,592 miles... only 3674 yards were past the line of scrimmage

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (flINI)

322 TS Eliot wrote that the world is divided between Dante and Shakespeare; there is no third

Third is I Don't Know

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (vd8XM)

323 So my VPN is down..so much for teleworking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (nRk/c)

324 The tits are not calm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (miJU3)


I'll take tits in any condition.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

325 Al Czervik's boat was bigger than the Iranian navy's.

Posted by: Chris M at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (eAZVt)

326 The only one in VA that thinks Northam is doing a good job is Bloomberg.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (zVFxZ)

327 Anyone seen Via lately?

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (X/Pw5)

328
forced to go into hiding as a nun with the name Dosifea.
Posted by: banana Dream

Wait, the Jedi that ordered the clone army was a nun?

Posted by: Gooshy at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (DCVgi)

329 I'll take tits in any condition.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe!

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Really? YooHoo!

Posted by: Nancy Pelousy at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (Y4EXg)

330 328 The only one in VA that thinks Northam is doing a good job is Bloomberg.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (zVFxZ)

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I imagine that the vast majority of NoVA is pretty happy with him too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

331 TS Eliot wrote that the world is divided between Dante and Shakespeare; there is no third

Third is I Don't Know

Posted by: Bruce

THIRD BASE !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (arJlL)

332 289
It's okay, grammie. Once you start on the paste, it's a hard habit to break.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2020 10:22 AM (+0AKE)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (WqPYg)

333 325 So my VPN is down..so much for teleworking
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This teleworking is hard stuff. My VPN seems to stay connected today.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (zVFxZ)

334 Al Czervik's boat was bigger than the Iranian navy's.
Posted by: Chris M at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (eAZVt)

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Speaking of which.... why are those inflatible destroyers allowed so close with ourgetting sent to Allah. Did we learn nothing after the Cole??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (nw6Hr)

335 How many legions has China?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

Is China going to arrest Americans for insulting WHO fakery?
Posted by: CN at April 16, 2020 10:00 AM (ONvIw)

China has a hell of a lot of legions, but luckily they don't have many blue water transports, and their ex-Russian aircraft carrier is a total piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (V2Yro)

336 Fran Tarkenton was okay.

But, he was no Roger Staubach.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (z0XD8)

337 --

Really? YooHoo!
Posted by: Nancy Pelousy at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (Y4EXg)


I'll look at em if you show em to me.

It's in my nature.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

338 Worthless asshat will never get my vote again ...

Vote? What is this "vote" thing of which you speak?

Posted by: Elections suspended for duration at April 16, 2020 10:29 AM (fBh7b)

339 I got some elderberry gummies with zinc and vitamin C not I too can smell of elderberries.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at April 16, 2020 10:29 AM (UUBmN)

340
THIRD BASE !
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (arJlL)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/HzXI_ApY4dY

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

341 Hey grammie- The Barrel isn't so bad. At least you have post-revolutionary Russia to look forward to.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (m45I2)

342 I imagine that the vast majority of NoVA is pretty happy with him too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
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I've seen people on NextDoor complaining that he didn't do enough, soon enough. I couldn't imagine criticism come at him from that direction, but there it is.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (/669Q)

343 332 328 The only one in VA that thinks Northam is doing a good job is Bloomberg.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (zVFxZ)

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I imagine that the vast majority of NoVA is pretty happy with him too.
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Most of NOVA is English as a Second Language these days.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (zVFxZ)

344 I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)

And no one could possibly need more than 64.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qyH+l)

345 TS Eliot wrote that the world is divided between Dante and Shakespeare; there is no third.
Posted by: jmel
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Ah, but Allen Ginsburg wasn't around at the time.

Posted by: Kerouac at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (hnyqs)

346 'Ginsberg'

Posted by: Kerouac at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (hnyqs)

347 You know, DeBlahzio whining that he's complained to the president getting back to normal safely is such BS!!

The president has made it clear that is up to the governors.

But I guess DeBlahzio can't bring himself to ask Gov. Nipsy.

Posted by: vivi at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (11H2y)

348 Is the gov of VA allowing minstrel shows during the shut down?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (nRk/c)

349 I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)

And no one could possibly need more than 64.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qyH+l)

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Holy crap.... those 486 processors are FAST!!! I think we are at the pinnacle of computer technology!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (nw6Hr)

350 338 Fran Tarkenton was okay.

But, he was no Roger Staubach.
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Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby. You could never tackle him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (zVFxZ)

351 346 I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)

And no one could possibly need more than 64.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 16, 2020 10:30 AM (qyH


Certainly no more than 128

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (vs2ae)

352 True story... she was "the new girl" in the other sixth grade class. 40 years ago or so.
I saw her in the hallway and asked my buddies what her name was. They told me she was way out of my league. I said hi, but never got beyond that.
Growing up we were at best friendly all through school, but not really friends. I join the army after graduation, move away, see the world. Anyway, to make a long story short. One day about 6 years ago, we both just happen to be in the right part of life and, well, here we are.

The moral is don't ever quit dreaming of the girl you never met. I didn't.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (CTv2h)

353 I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)


I sacrificed 2 months rent one time to get 16 MB so I could run NHL 92 on my PC.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

354 350 Is the gov of VA allowing minstrel shows during the shut down?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (nRk/c)

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Allowing? Or starring in?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

355 *smacks head*


OF COURSE the barrel keeper's name is Karen. What are his pronouns? They/them?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (nRWPy)

356 Fran Tarkenton was okay.

But, he was no Roger Staubach.

And neither of them ever kneeled for the National Anthem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (nRk/c)

357 All minstrel shows all the time!

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: CCP at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (hIDvX)

358 Grammie...Grammie...

You goin' to the Barrel.

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (gD6Ka)

359 I think there's a certain personality that can't stand
a life without constant drama (stimulation).



Even if safe, well-fed, well-housed, with a good employment opportunities, etc, etc, etc-
they simply can't take the win and live and happy and full-filled life.



They have to tear it all down or make misery or demand that everyone
around them bend to their will and their vision of themselves as great
personages in the world.





This personality type is a kind of sickness and forms the basis of
the Democrat Party and the Leftists and Progressives in general.



It's the reason their "solutions" never solve anything but only make things worse.





Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:24 AM (z0XD

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Dennis Prager observes that these are people whose lives have no meaning (as described by Viktor Frankl in "Man's Search for Meaning", so they have to invent petty ones -- nor do they fight real evil, but invent petty ones), and it's no coincidence that it has arisen in The West in correlation with the decline of religion -- mostly the Judaeo-Christian teachings, wisdom, and worship.

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (WqPYg)

360 And neither of them ever kneeled for the National Anthem
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Bad knees?

...Krapperdick...

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (vd8XM)

361 It's not "quarantine" if you're not sick, it's house arrest. Words matter.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (H8QX8)

362 The moral is don't ever quit dreaming of the girl you never met. I didn't.
Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (CTv2h)
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What a nice story, IP. Happy anniversary.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (/669Q)

363 I played frisbee in the Peter and Paul Fortress. The huge cobblestones were lousy for skipping the frisbee. And the young sentry with the AK and nice uniform (navy?) smiled when I asked him if he'd like to join us.

But never saw anything like the princess in all my time in that town.

Enduring mystery, where all that talent was hiding - because we were looking for it. All I can recall is two young hotties, clearly Party brats, at the fancy (= almost western quality and appearance) tea house over near the Admiralty.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:34 AM (El6T/)

364 He actually rushed for 2,592 miles... only 3674 yards were past the line of scrimmage
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (flINI)
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Amusing anecdote about Fran: The Vikings are playing in MN, it's roughly 10 degrees out, and the play is sent in with a wide receiver. However, the wide receiver's lips are so cold, he can only mumble. Purportedly, Tarkenton said, "Okay, the play is, mumble mumble mumble" broke huddle and went for it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 16, 2020 10:34 AM (WEBkv)

365 Fran Tarkenton was okay.

But, he was no Roger Staubach.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (z0XD

John Brodie for the win!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at April 16, 2020 10:34 AM (CLteG)

366 Fran Tarkenton killed on SNL with Garrett Morris.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:35 AM (El6T/)

367 ...and it's no coincidence that it has arisen in The West in correlation with the decline of religion -- mostly the Judaeo-Christian teachings, wisdom, and worship.
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:33 AM (WqPYg)

It's also no coincidence that making this observation in a public forum labels one a nutcase extremist.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 10:35 AM (H8QX8)

368 Fran Tarkenton was in and out of more pockets than a street urchin at a crowded street fair!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (m45I2)

369 China has a hell of a lot of legions, but luckily they don't have many blue water transports, and their ex-Russian aircraft carrier is a total piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (V2Yro)



I've often wondered when China is going to revert to their primary role in the rest of the ancient world as an Invading Horde.

Even if armed with pointed sticks, they would be a formidable force against any direct neighbors.

Future Warfare Plan for China:

1) Arm 500,000,000 men with pointed sticks

2) Point them to the East

3) Give them the general orders:

"Keep marching until you meet the Atlantic Ocean along the way, steal what you want, kill all the men, rape all the women."

It'd probably take a bunch of nukes to stop them.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (z0XD8)

370 Fran Tarkenton UGA Go Dawgs!!!

Posted by: Georgia Jarhead at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (dDck+)

371
Holy crap.... those 486 processors are FAST!!! I think we are at the pinnacle of computer technology!!
Posted by: fixerupper
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25 Mhz! Staggering. Unimaginable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (hnyqs)

372 314
I remember when a simple new video card made me happy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot

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I remember when 32K of Ram was a mere pipe dream.





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (hnyqs)
And 24.4 baud modems made you a king.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (N39Ws)

373 The moral is don't ever quit dreaming of the girl you never met. I didn't.
Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (CTv2h)



I got a ride home from an off campus party. My friend said she had to take the guy she gave a ride to there back to campus. Afterward he followed me around campus until he annoyed me into loving him. He's still doing it, although off campus.

Moral of the story: Sometimes your stalker will set a cup of hot coffee on your nightstand every morning.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 10:37 AM (nRWPy)

374 374 And 24.4 baud modems made you a king.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (N39Ws)

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"Hello...Captain Janeway..."
-Comic Book Nerd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

375 Fran Tarkenton was okay.

But, he was no Roger Staubach.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:28 AM (z0XD8

Staubach was a better businessman than he was a QB if you can believe that. Richest player ever.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 10:37 AM (2DOZq)

376 Hey, some of the best games ever made were done with 64 KB of memory or less.

It's not the size of your memory, it's how you poke and peek it that counts.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (V+U0x)

377 And 24.4 baud modems made you a king.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Until someone picked up the extension

Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (vd8XM)

378 Moral of the story: Sometimes your stalker will set a cup of hot coffee on your nightstand every morning.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 10:37 AM (nRWPy)

As a jazz musician said, "if my father hadn't harassed my mother I wouldn't be here."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (H8QX8)

379 206 Konstantin Dmitriyevich Flavitsky

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Are Russians the only group whose full names sound like a haiku?
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:10 AM (WqPYg)

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For some reason, it reminds me of the Captain Tuttle episode of MASH, when Trapper and Hawkeye are making up Tuttle's background, and are trying to come up with his medical school.

Trapper: How about Berlin Polytechnic

Hawkeye (as he writes): Berlinishev Polyteshniko

(Just found out - Tuttle has a LinkedIn page)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

380
379 And 24.4 baud modems made you a king.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Until someone picked up the extension
Posted by: Bruce at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (vd8XM)



Moooooom!!! Get off the phone! The picture was almost downloaded!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (vs2ae)

381
Hey, some of the best games ever made were done with 64 KB of memory or less.

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YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (nw6Hr)

382 Look at this new program called Lotus 1-2-3! it can do all the calculations and math in spreadsheet for you. OK, yea, so you need to know the secret words...

But math!

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (CTv2h)

383 Some stalkers are nice!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (hIDvX)

384 Looks like she would be up some a little heavy petting.

Posted by: rhennigantx


The old midget under the dress trick.

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (FhXTo)

385 Negatory. RINO Squish Gov. Ducey bent over after a handful of commie mayors wrote a sternly-written letter demanding he bend over. Worthless asshat will never get my vote again ...
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:26 AM (WqPYg)


When we're sitting here in this Pandemic wondering how it came to this, being sold out by the dogshit GOP should be first on the list.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (y7DUB)

386 OF COURSE the barrel keeper's name is Karen. What are his pronouns? They/them?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 10:32 AM (nRWPy)


I actually got an email at work before all the Chinese lung crap started where the woman writing it listed her preferred pronouns in her signature block. Cassie though, not Karen.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (GhGb5)

387 status of bodice: ripped

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 16, 2020 10:40 AM (uS2EJ)

388 I'm not stalking . I'm just intensely observing.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

389 Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby. You could never tackle him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (zVFxZ)

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Yes, good memory! Younger brother of Sam "Bam" Cunningham. Got to watch him play three years at UNLV in my old hometown of Las Vegas.

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:40 AM (WqPYg)

390 status of bodice: ripped
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 16, 2020 10:40 AM (uS2EJ)

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Yeah.... it does look like it should be on the cover of a Mandingo novel.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 16, 2020 10:40 AM (nw6Hr)

391 I actually got an email at work before all the Chinese lung crap started where the woman writing it listed her preferred pronouns in her signature block. Cassie though, not Karen.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (GhGb5)


She will now, and forever be, Karen.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

392 Fran Tarkenton rushed for 3,674 yds lifetime,


He actually rushed for 2,592 miles... only 3674 yards were past the line of scrimmage.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (DY3v8)

393 Cunningham was good but he was no Rice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (vs2ae)

394 And 24.4 baud modems made you a king.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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24.4?

Bwahahahaha. 300 Baud FSK was tops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (hnyqs)

395 I actually got an email at work before all the Chinese lung crap started where the woman writing it listed her preferred pronouns in her signature block. Cassie though, not Karen.

Everyone who lists pronouns is a terrible person. It's a far more reliable indicator than being named "Karen".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

396 One of my Best Friends from High School's wife is in the hospital & they went to do a Liver biopsy & when they did it it started bleeding & from a phone call the person said it is not looking good. She survive Sepsis 20 years ago & as I know with my Wonderful mother. That shit fucks up every organ in the body. she won the battle against sepsis but just like my mom I looks like it is gonna win the war. Prayers for Dana & Dean & one of their sons is in Afghanistan with the Army flying Helicopters

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (DUJrV)

397 Cunningham was good but he was no Rice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (vs2ae)


Yeah.

No one could smack my bitch up like me!!!

Posted by: Ray Rice at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

398 Yeah.... it does look like it should be on the cover of a Mandingo novel.

Uhh, uhmm, Reggie should be on the cover of one of those.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

399 naturalfake, don't think it was the Han who did the horse-back tourism all the way to the fringe of Europe. Um, the, well - "horde" - think they were a different outfit than the one currently sweating ball bearings in Beijing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (El6T/)

400 397 I actually got an email at work before all the Chinese lung crap started where the woman writing it listed her preferred pronouns in her signature block. Cassie though, not Karen.

Everyone who lists pronouns is a terrible person. It's a far more reliable indicator than being named "Karen".
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

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Elizabeth Warren was the first presidential candidate ever to announcer her pronouns.

She flamed out soon thereafter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

401 24.4?

Bwahahahaha. 300 Baud FSK was tops.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:41 AM (hnyqs)


The change in harsh tones when 56K came out was MIND BLOWING.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

402 Prayers up GQS...

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (CTv2h)

403 Late to the party, but for CBD: thank you. This painting is beautiful, and makes me happy.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (b6kHD)

404 Ghost K.S., that's awful, hope she pulls through.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:44 AM (El6T/)

405 Yeah been listening to the revolutions podcast and he's covering the Russian revolutions and just finished with 1905. What I find most interesting is that it seems clear that the gulag system and such is not something that was from Stalin and the other commies. It's just what the Russians did even in tzarist Russian. But the gulags were just taking what was always done in Russia to its dissidents and turning it up to commie.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2020 10:44 AM (Sg/64)

406 Hey, some of the best games ever made were done with 64 KB of memory or less.
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'Adventure'. All the rage. Text only.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (hnyqs)

407 Future Warfare Plan for China:
1) Arm 500,000,000 men with pointed sticks
2) Point them to the East
3) Give them the general orders:
"Keep marching until you meet the Atlantic Ocean along the way, steal what you want, kill all the men, rape all the women."

It'd probably take a bunch of nukes to stop them.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:36 AM (z0XD

Actually, look at it the world from Beijing's POV - hmm, there is one vast, thinly populated area nearby, many ethnic Chinese already live there, it is full of mineral and oil wealth, the power holding it has almost no ability to put forth many ground troops anymore....

hint: it's due north of Beijing, and they can drive there easily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (V2Yro)

408 Does anyone else look back on the times where we argued about pronouns and 72 bajillionty genders as "the good ole days"?

Posted by: Robert, looking back at the simpler times at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (XizLi)

409 Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 10:42 AM (DUJrV)

Prayers for your friend and her family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (WI7YS)

410 I read here many moons ago that the Bolsheviks stepped up (no pun intended) the severity and terror of the Gulags from what it had been under the Czars.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (DY3v8)

411 Prayers up GQS...
Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (CTv2h)


This.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

412 407
Yeah been listening to the revolutions podcast and he's covering the
Russian revolutions and just finished with 1905. What I find most
interesting is that it seems clear that the gulag system and such is not
something that was from Stalin and the other commies. It's just what
the Russians did even in tzarist Russian. But the gulags were just
taking what was always done in Russia to its dissidents and turning it
up to commie.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2020 10:44 AM (Sg/64)

Revolutions podcast? Link, please.

Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (VQp/A)

413 "Holy crap.... those 486 processors are FAST!!! I think we are at the pinnacle of computer technology!!"

"25 Mhz! Staggering. Unimaginable."

Remember the 50MHz 486DX? I think that clock speed was too fast for the motherboards, and they had a lot of problems. You could get a 33 or 40 MHz DX, but the 50MHz ended up being a DX2 (along with a 66MHz). The chip ran at twice the MB speed in the DX2. Chips these days run much higher multipliers.

Posted by: Chris M at April 16, 2020 10:47 AM (eAZVt)

414
Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby.



**********

The cheatin' bastard!!!

Posted by: Pokey at April 16, 2020 10:47 AM (m45I2)

415 naturalfake, don't think it was the Han who did the horse-back tourism all the way to the fringe of Europe. Um, the, well - "horde" - think they were a different outfit than the one currently sweating ball bearings in Beijing.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:43 AM (El6T/)



Well, that's true.

But, c'mon, man!

Don't spoil my dream!

My beautiful, beautiful dream!


I mean the current crew could give the world a-

Han Job!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (z0XD8)

416 It was summer, so on the small beach in front of the Fortress, you'd have Soviets doing their beach thing.

On balance, not a pretty sight (for the guys).

"Yasheritzi" (lizards = black marketeers) hung out near there, so good place to generate rubles if you needed cash.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (El6T/)

417 Does anyone else look back on the times where we argued about pronouns and 72 bajillionty genders as "the good ole days"?
Posted by: Robert, looking back at the simpler times at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (XizLi)


I am starting to look at going to my local Twin Peaks and flirting with hot, scantily clad bartenders "the good 'ole days."

Fuck this shit.

Fuck CHY-nuh

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

418 For some reason, it reminds me of the Captain Tuttle
episode of MASH, when Trapper and Hawkeye are making up Tuttle's
background, and are trying to come up with his medical school.



Trapper: How about Berlin Polytechnic



Hawkeye (as he writes): Berlinishev Polyteshniko



(Just found out - Tuttle has a LinkedIn page)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:38 AM (CAJOC)

________


Funny -- I remember that. An eminently quotable show from the early days. Great show before they became #Woke. I wonder if they were the first #woke TV show?

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (WqPYg)

419 Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:31 AM (zVFxZ)

I hate fucking Gumby.

Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 10:49 AM (FX03m)

420 "High ground in New Orleans is the French Quarter.

Elevation of my Lakeview home was/is minus 3.8 ft."Posted by: azalea city


I have many friends there that were 6-8 feet under water ... I lived in Lake Vista for 12 years (N of City Park) .. it was dredged up land from the lake, so it was 6' above. But I was gone long before Katrina ... friends rebuilt/repaired ... lots of BigGov money thrown around down there.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 16, 2020 10:49 AM (Cus5s)

421 I tried to use the Corporal Captain rank once. The Major immediately disapproved.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 10:49 AM (DY3v8)

422 naturalfake, I added the *rimshot* in my mind for your comment

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:49 AM (El6T/)

423 Funny -- I remember that. An eminently quotable show from the early days. Great show before they became #Woke. I wonder if they were the first #woke TV show?
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (WqPYg)


Watched a bucketload of that while spending time with my 90's year old Grandmother a couple years back.

I'd forgotten what an Alan Alda ego trip that show became in it's later years.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

424 Does anyone here think the Chief Executive of their state is doing a good job?
====================
I think Parsons here in MO is doing his best. He resisted the state-wide stay at home B.S. until his challenger started making political hay with that, aided by media, of course. he will be the first to open the state, once that procedure/process is laid out.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (7Fj9P)

425 M*A*S*H... yet another movie that could never be made today.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (CTv2h)

426
I hate fucking Gumby.
Posted by: ... at April 16, 2020 10:49 AM (FX03m)


Then put your cock away.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

427 Talk about models...
Well, we weren't but it will fit here, you'll see.
When I worked at a large NW-based Defense and Aerospace company the management wanted everyone upgraded to 486's or Macs.
We had one old...I mean ancient IBM 286 that we kept stashed away. It had one purpose, to run one model. The model's software was too extensive to rewrite to a newer system so we kept it. Every time the IT guys would come around we'd have to hide it.
We used that model for an Army program and damned if it didn't work in SPADES!!! It was a battle simulation and in every test case, we'd load it and run it and the results were astonishing.
Made the company a heck of a lot of money with that too.
I wonder what ever happened to it?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2020 10:51 AM (axyOa)

428 Totally forgot about the Art thread

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 10:51 AM (ZCEU2)

429 Is it just me, or is the enforcement of the 100 comment rule by deleting comments a new thing here? I always thought the 100 comments thing was a soft rule. Seems odd to me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 10:51 AM (7Fj9P)

430 I don't have preferred pronouns. You can refer to me with whatever words you want. But understand that I will factor that into the nature of our interactions going forward.

Carry on.

Posted by: Pokey at April 16, 2020 10:51 AM (m45I2)

431 425 Funny -- I remember that. An eminently quotable show from the early days. Great show before they became #Woke. I wonder if they were the first #woke TV show?
Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:48 AM (WqPYg)

Watched a bucketload of that while spending time with my 90's year old Grandmother a couple years back.

I'd forgotten what an Alan Alda ego trip that show became in it's later years.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

--------------------------------------

The best parts of the later years of MASH were Winchester and Klinger.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (CAJOC)

432 M*A*S*H... yet another movie that could never be made today.
Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:50 AM (CTv2h)


Wife and I watched Blazing Saddles the other day.......

I'm shocked it hasn't been burned en masse by the leftist turdburglars.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

433 384
Look at this new program called Lotus 1-2-3! it can do all the
calculations and math in spreadsheet for you. OK, yea, so you need to
know the secret words...

But math!


Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:39 AM (CTv2h)

________

From the mid-80's (my first job at Ford Aerospace):
Project Manager: "Have you completed that project yet (given two weeks to do a two-month complex mainframe coding project)?

Me: "Uh, no ... like I told you, you've only given me two weeks when it would normally take two months."
Him: "How hard can it be? I write LOTUS 1-2-3 macros all the time."

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (WqPYg)

434 Future Warfare Plan for China:
1) Arm 500,000,000 men with pointed sticks
2) Point them to the East
3) Give them the general orders:
"Keep marching until you meet the Atlantic Ocean along the way, steal what you want, kill all the men, rape all the women."
----

In 'Camp of the Saints' (which everyone ought to read), I recollect the Russian officer in charge of defending against the Chinese invasion, simply being overwhelmed.

---

“Day by day, month by month, doubt by doubt, law and order became fascism; education, constraint; work, alienation; revolution, mere sport; leisure, a privilege of class; marijuana, a harmless weed; family, a stifling hothouse; affluence, oppression; success, a social disease; sex, an innocent pastime; youth, a permanent tribunal; maturity, the new senility; discipline, an attack on personality; Christianity... and the West... and white skin...”
― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (hnyqs)

435 Ack!

/bendable, posable, rubberized toy sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (m45I2)

436 Edvard Grieg, Solveig's Lament

https://youtu.be/bR3N1yBEGbw

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 16, 2020 10:52 AM (LxTcq)

437 Hard to believe Radar was the only one to make it the entire run of MASH.

I think there may've been a few episodes where he missed, maybe due to a contract dispute or something, but he was in the movie and was in the final episode.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

438 Actually there was a vast difference between tsarist and Bolshevik oppression, especially in terms of "camps".

Exile - internal - was the typically harshest punishment meted out to political criminals. Check the histories of all the Bolsheviks whose names seem familiar. Most of them did internal exile.

Which amounted to isolation, living in a small town in Siberia or the Far East. Not saying it was admirable, but completely different than labor (death, for many) camps.

And even exile was "leaky". Many famous revolutionaries drifted away from their exile locations, back to society, without difficulty, especially in the latter years of the monarchy.

Weimar Germany had "political police" (many European countries did). Most of the early Gestapo personnel were drawn from this group (including Mueller, the chief). But the difference between Weimar political police and the Nazi Gestapo was so great one can't really even compare them.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 10:54 AM (El6T/)

439 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (zVFxZ)

440 439 Hard to believe Radar was the only one to make it the entire run of MASH.

I think there may've been a few episodes where he missed, maybe due to a contract dispute or something, but he was in the movie and was in the final episode.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
========

I read somewhere that Gary Burghoff was an almighty asshole to work with.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dfRN6)

441 Take me back to the glory days of 4 color CGA displays, and games of apes hanging on skyscrapers, lobbing exploding bananas at each other.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (CTv2h)

442 *envisioning everyone frantically pressing F5 on the home page

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

443 444 *envisioning everyone frantically pressing F5 on the home page
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

Wait until 11.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

444 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (zVFxZ)


Well, it's a guy, so......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

445 'Adventure'. All the rage. Text only.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (hnyqs)

________

My college roommate became addicted to that game. Actually spent hours drawing maps of each level by hand. Should have been a straight-A student but that -- coupled with getting his first girlfriend -- turned him into a C student.

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (WqPYg)

446 Radar left long before the end of the series run.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (CTv2h)

447 I read here many moons ago that the Bolsheviks stepped up (no pun intended) the severity and terror of the Gulags from what it had been under the Czars.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (DY3v


Yep. Lenin fucked up the cities but out in the sticks the peasants were just as likely to murder the apparatchiks as be sent away. Stalin dropped the hammer on them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (y7DUB)

448 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
=================
MASH wasn't about Korea either; it was an indictment of the other war in S.E. Asia, Vietnam.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (7Fj9P)

449 Remember seeing MASH at a drive in as a kid, was a big fan of the series though by its last years I grew tired of it.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (ZCEU2)

450 Radar went back to Ottumwa after his Uncle Ed died. Then had his own spinoff. He went home before the war ended (although technically, not ended).



Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (DY3v8)

451 I read somewhere that Gary Burghoff was an almighty asshole to work with.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dfRN6)


Might be why you rarely saw him do anything else.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

452 439 Hard to believe Radar was the only one to make it the entire run of MASH.

I think there may've been a few episodes where he missed, maybe due to a contract dispute or something, but he was in the movie and was in the final episode.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

-----------------------------------

Radar was sent home to Iowa on a hardship discharge. Klinger took over his duties.

I've read that, while everyone loved the Radar character, they hated the actor (Gary Berghoff)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 10:57 AM (CAJOC)

453 'Adventure'. All the rage. Text only.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (hnyqs)


Adventure on the Atari 2600 was a personal favorite.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

454 Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby.





**********



The cheatin' bastard!!!

Posted by: Pokey at April 16, 2020 10:47 AM (m45I2)

________


LOL.

Posted by: ShainS at April 16, 2020 10:57 AM (WqPYg)

455 The later (woke) seasons were directed by Alan Alda mostly, he was another ego tripping PITA to deal with.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 10:58 AM (CTv2h)

456 Is it just me, or is the enforcement of the 100 comment rule by deleting comments a new thing here? I always thought the 100 comments thing was a soft rule. Seems odd to me.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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It is a reasonable discipline I think. The Cobs labor at assembling a thoughtful post, and to have it hijacked by the first virus that come along is simply disrespectful of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 10:58 AM (hnyqs)

457 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (zVFxZ)
*******
They wear Khakis?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 16, 2020 10:58 AM (DUJrV)

458 Yep, that'd do it. Lady Jane Grey got off easy.
It looks like she gets off easy too!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 10:58 AM (TQ/zJ)

459 We'll all may ha e to revert to digital smoke signals or shortwave radio.

I remember the USSR Radio was so fanatical it seemed as though i were listening to Klingons. I spit swear zies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (84Pcq)

460 Actually, look at it the world from Beijing's POV - hmm, there is one vast, thinly populated area nearby, many ethnic Chinese already live there, it is full of mineral and oil wealth, the power holding it has almost no ability to put forth many ground troops anymore....

hint: it's due north of Beijing, and they can drive there easily.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2020 10:45 AM (V2Yro)

Tom Clancy novel...can't remember which one though.

Posted by: browndog at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (gD6Ka)

461 Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2020 10:44 AM (Sg/64)

Revolutions podcast? Link, please.
Posted by: Kris at April 16, 2020 10:46 AM (VQp/A)

Here's the website. https://www.revolutionspodcast.com/


I just always listen through Apple podcasts though. And I think it's available on other platforms as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (Sg/64)

462 zVFxZ)

442 439 Hard to believe Radar was the only one to make it the entire run of MASH.

I think there may've been a few episodes where he missed, maybe due to a contract dispute or something, but he was in the movie and was in the final episode.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
========

I read somewhere that Gary Burghoff was an almighty asshole to work with.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 16, 2020 10:55 AM (dfRN6)

Radar had a gimp hand that they hid.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (2DOZq)

463 >>> We had one old...I mean ancient IBM 286 that we kept stashed away. It had one purpose, to run one model. The model's software was too extensive to rewrite to a newer system so we kept it.

A defense company I worked for had a in-house modal dynamic analysis program that ran on IBM mainframes over 3270s. They never allowed anyone to rewrite as they were shutting down the mainframes and going to 'NIX systems.

So they put a single 486 down in the tunnels of my building that ran a mainframe emulator that we interfaced with a 3270 emulator to run the software. It still interfaced with tape drives located somewhere in the US because no one ever rewrote the IO when computers had more than a few hundred kb available.

One day I couldn't finish a simulation and when I called the techs they said it was because the robots that move the tapes forgot where origin was and the building was snowed in and no one could get to it to do the daily reset.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (l6b3d)

464 I dont waste my time on MASH reruns

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2020 10:59 AM (ZCEU2)

465 She should not have pissed off Catherine the Great.
Rule #1 -- don't piss off a German unless you're armed.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (TQ/zJ)

466 I'll take tits in any condition.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 16, 2020 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

No, it's a literal statement of fact. She's in a cell. The water is rising, rats are attacking. She stands on the bed, her bosom heaving. In fact it looks like the camera caught it right in mid-heave.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (miJU3)

467 Trump thinks my governor (Newsom) is doing a good job.

So there's that.

Obviously that relates to epidemic management to date, not overall.

Let's see if Don makes any snide remarks about Newsom's $$$ for illegal aliens. Probably won't.

And I wonder if there isn't some technical, legal, or tax ploy the feds could pull to block this outrage.

Because the peculiar and disastrous kind of passive cluelessness of the bulk of CA voters won't even react to this outrage.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (El6T/)

468 Speaking of podcasts, we're all listening to Bill Whittle's Cold War podcast, right?

Right?

Riiiiiight?

Posted by: Robert, looking back at the simpler times at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (XizLi)

469 450 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
=================
MASH wasn't about Korea either; it was an indictment of the other war in S.E. Asia, Vietnam.
-----------------
I liked the movie and growing up watched MASH and laughed. But trying to watch them again I just want to kick Alan Alda's smarmy ass. I can't watch the Waltons today without wanting kick John Boy's gay ass. Most of TV really sucked but we were too dumb to know it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (zVFxZ)

470 Do you guys remember Randal Cunningham? He was fucking Gumby.

!

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2020 11:01 AM (arJlL)

471 but that -- coupled with getting his first girlfriend -- turned him into a C student.
Posted by: ShainS
-------

Cherchez la femme. Always.

Not her fault at all, of course, it's the Tomcat gene that affects all young men.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2020 11:01 AM (hnyqs)

472 I can't watch the Waltons today without wanting kick John Boy's gay ass.

Wait.. what? My mom would be crushed to know this.

Posted by: IP at April 16, 2020 11:01 AM (CTv2h)

473 My favorite all time game was the Bard's Tale on the C64.


Spent an entire year playing that game, building up my characters and defeating the evil wizard Mangar.


Second favorite was The Curse of Monkey Island II: LeChucks Revenge.


Third is of course Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Infocom, Interplay and Lucas Arts made some of the best games ever.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 16, 2020 11:02 AM (V+U0x)

474 Made it to now IF.

Walking 5 miles then eating a bag of tostitos and cake isn't a plan.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (nRWPy)

475 The monkey thread has arrived.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (KhUQ4)

476 Trump said today would be YUUUUGE!!
Please make it so. I'm sick of this shit. I didn't even get an Uncle Sugar check I could contribute to my local liquor store, either.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (7Fj9P)

477 In fact it looks like the camera caught it right in mid-heave.

***********


Heave!


Ho'!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (m45I2)

478 you do not have an ax

Posted by: andycanuck at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (TQ/zJ)

479 can't watch the Waltons today without wanting kick John Boy's gay ass.


Agreed

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 16, 2020 11:03 AM (nRWPy)

480 Honestly, who here could watch a rerun of Bonanza and find it interesting? Cereally.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 11:04 AM (zVFxZ)

481 Lucky it's Russia. In Florida a gator would be swimming there.

Posted by: Jim H at April 16, 2020 11:04 AM (fN+Wl)

482 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
=================
MASH wasn't about Korea either; it was an indictment of the other war in S.E. Asia, Vietnam.
-----------------
------------
Had a high school classmate from Vietnam in the early 80's that said he couldn't believe all the hardcore swearing they allowed on that show by the locals.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 16, 2020 11:04 AM (/ZYFC)

483 At the end, money to illegals, jack up death count, etc. is all data to be entered into a spreadsheet for handouts from the federal gov't.


Posted by: Steve in SoCal at April 16, 2020 11:04 AM (Ozpxd)

484 https://billwhittle.com/category/shows/firewall/cold-war/

Final episode is on Friday.

Guys... it's soooooo goddamn good.

Posted by: Robert, looking back at the simpler times at April 16, 2020 11:05 AM (XizLi)

485 471 450 I can't watch MASH reruns. Their hideous.
=================
MASH wasn't about Korea either; it was an indictment of the other war in S.E. Asia, Vietnam.
-----------------
I liked the movie and growing up watched MASH and laughed. But trying to watch them again I just want to kick Alan Alda's smarmy ass. I can't watch the Waltons today without wanting kick John Boy's gay ass. Most of TV really sucked but we were too dumb to know it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 11:00 AM (zVFxZ)

---------------------------------

Part of it may be that we weren't marinating in "wokeness" like we are today, so we weren't as put off when it would pop up back then.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2020 11:05 AM (CAJOC)

486 Yuuuuge.

Maybe breakfast and a pantsuit hanging!

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 11:05 AM (84Pcq)

487 OTOH - I can watch the Black and White Andy Griffin Shows and enjoy every minute of them even though I've watched them a hundred times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 11:05 AM (zVFxZ)

488 311 In 2016, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO from November 2006 to
June 2017, stayed in a $1000-per-night hotel room while visiting West
Africa.

Posted by: DB- just DB

G-S rate. It is worth it when you are paying out of your own per-diem
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2020 10:25 AM (WyVLE)

Unfortunately, that's not unusual in Africa. When we were having people stay in hotels in Nigeria, for instance, $600/night in hellhole rooms were par for the course. Rates are even worse in Angola. Anywhere that oil guys were staying at went for confiscatory nightly rates.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 16, 2020 11:06 AM (iuFgi)

489 N00d

Posted by: Robert, looking back at the simpler times at April 16, 2020 11:06 AM (XizLi)

490 Future Warfare Plan for China:

1) Arm 500,000,000 men with pointed sticks

2) Point them to the East


Rather a short campaign, eh? 'We'll be home by Christmas!'

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at April 16, 2020 11:07 AM (s+cPs)

491 Not as old of a show as the others but I started re-watching Moonlighting with Willis and the pacing and timing is still really good.

I think it would stand up today well against much of what's on TV.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 16, 2020 11:07 AM (l6b3d)

492 Part of it may be that we weren't marinating in "wokeness" like we are today, so we weren't as put off when it would pop up back then.
--------------------
Being a smartass and smarmy pretty well describes the zeitgeist of the late sixties and seventies. God had the last laugh by giving us Disco.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 16, 2020 11:07 AM (zVFxZ)

493 So far, the only sitcom holding up well from the dark days of 80s-90s is Third Rock.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 16, 2020 11:07 AM (MIKMs)

494
She has two nice floaters,she will live,till Paolo paddles by...........

Posted by: saf at April 16, 2020 11:09 AM (5IHGB)

495 Angola was the one oil country where I didn't see any decent accommodations (at least in the capital). But that was back when the game (civil war) was still on.

The mud hut in rebel-controlled territory was free.

But you had to check your boots and bed for scorpions. And the goat stew got old pretty quick.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 16, 2020 11:09 AM (El6T/)

496 MASH got too preachy in it's last few seasons.

Posted by: Case at April 16, 2020 11:09 AM (OtGnE)

497 Staubach was a better businessman than he was a QB if you can believe that.
Well duh hell yeah. After all, he went to the most prestigious business school in the country. I mean, you wanna talk some mergers and acquisitions...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 16, 2020 11:10 AM (8IOEj)

498 I'll take tits in any condition.

Posted by: Sponge

Yeah? There's a Spanish catholic mystic who is supposed to have received his call to The Word when he was seducing a lady of the court, and she pulled back her elegant gown to reveal a breast eaten away by cancer.

You guys are supposed to know about this stuff.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 16, 2020 11:20 AM (8IOEj)

499 Well agent 99...which agent or man can resist the old dangling merger.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2020 11:23 AM (84Pcq)

500 The look on the Princesses' face makes me wonder if an off duty sniper is under that dress.

Posted by: Art Major at April 16, 2020 11:27 AM (M0qpj)

501 That's so hot ass trim in that painting right there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 16, 2020 11:27 AM (l4C/z)

502 From Wackypedia:

"She eventually was arrested in Livorno, Tuscany, by Alexei Grigoryevich Orlov, who had been sent by Empress Catherine II to retrieve her. Orlov seduced her, then lured her aboard a Russian ship and took her to Russia in February 1775. She was imprisoned in the Peter and Paul Fortress, where she died of tuberculosis that December. She was buried in the graveyard of the fortress."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, No Adjetives Today at April 16, 2020 11:37 AM (dwojT)

503 Jeebus! Flood of what?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 16, 2020 12:04 PM (KnJdm)

504 I bet Beijing stole this research

Dutch scientists create deadly bird flu strain. This is from 2011.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yda3kcap
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2020 01:11 PM (o9cfh)

Naw. Chinese virologist worked with Dr. Baric at UNC-Chapel Hill.

Baric JAN 4, 2020 - ... he said. "They have many of the best virologists in the world there that are working on this. And my gut feeling is we're going to see a showcase of what they've accomplished in 20 years."

Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 16, 2020 01:17 PM (qLs5f)

505 oh no the Mynah Bird just sneezed

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 16, 2020 04:55 PM (FLiOE)

506 That's a really attractive painting I like it

Posted by: Anaya Bel at April 20, 2020 09:52 AM (MVGK6)

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