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The Morning Rant
The latest #OrangeManBad shrieking from the Democrat Party/mainstream media complex is that everybody knew that the coronavirus was a serious problem in January and the Mango Mussolini didn't take it seriously enough. Which is kind of funny on its face, as they've had their hair on fire for 3 years about Trump being an eeeevil fascist dictator who intends to take over the government and rule by decree, only now they're whining that Trump didn't use dictatorial powers to stop the spread of the virus. So now it's "Trump didn't do enough." In order to establish this narrative, they want you to pay no attention to the fact that back in 2018, President Trump established a National Biodefense Strategy specifically to improve the speed of action for any biological risk to U.S. Citizens. Both manufactured and naturally occuring threats were included. They also want you to forget that, following the initial reports from China, President Trump set up a unified task force to coordinate all response efforts across the totality of government. That was on January 30th. And they don't want you to remember Trump temporarily suspended foreign nationals considered high risk from CV from entering the country, also on January 30th. Also on that day, HHS Secretary Alex Azar declared a nationwide public health emergency. The following restrictions were put into effect: --Any U.S. citizen returning to the United States who was in Hubei Province in the previous 14 days was/is subject to up to 14 days of mandatory quarantine. --Any U.S. citizen returning to the United States who was in the rest of Mainland China within the previous 14 days was put through proactive entry health screening at a select number of ports of entry, and up to 14 days of monitored self-quarantine. --All foreign nationals, other than U.S. citizens and permanent residents, who traveled in China within the prior 14 days were denied entry into the United States. These restrictions went into effect on Feb. 2nd, and they're still in effect today. The response from the Democrat Party/mainstream media complex was to call the President a racist and a xenophobe who was "overreacting" to the CV threat. See the headline anthology below and watch this clip to hear what the Democrats were saying at the time, and compare that with what they're saying now. The Democrats' attempts to completely rewrite history on the fly is unbelievable. The ink is scarcely dry on the paper and they're already claiming it said something else. They don't seem to realize that the internet is forever. (h/t TheLastRefuge. Also moron commenter mindful webworker for the masked simian graphic)
MSM: "Curses Be Upon Trump For Downplaying the Coronavirus Threat"
Previously in the MSM:
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What Leadership
Who Did This
OK, WTH Is This Thing?
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For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
Praise Reports: NaughtyPine, thanks God that work issues have been mostly resolved because of lockdown. 3/25 - Annie’s Stew thanks God for Fenelon’s work in maintaining this prayer list. Her work has been a blessing to so many. 3/25 - Ghbucky gives praise to God for healing of his friend’s fungal infection. It’s a LOT better.
Prayer Requests: 3/16 Comfort after death-Theresa in Ft worth reports that her mother has gone to be with the Lord. Please keep she and her family in prayer 3/22 Lee-Too, prayers that corona virus craziness ends soon and we return to normal. That economy doesn’t take too bad a hit and recovers quickly and that those placed on leave during this time don’t suffer too terribly economically. 3/22 Gushka had been feeling ill. Doesn’t know if she has coronavirus or not. Prayers for healing. 3/22 No One of Consequence, son was having surgery, has tethered spinal cord. Prayers for healing. 3/23 Ghbuffy, r.n. friend has fungal infection. Prayers for healing. 3/23 Mrs. Peal, dad in hospital since Jan. 27. Dad needs prayers. 3/24 NaughtyPine, a friend’s baby brother died following routine surgery just as shutdown started. No funeral or normal in-person support for grieving wife and kids. Prayers for healing and strength. 3/25 NaughtyPIne, her BFF’s elderly mother and neighbors need prayers. They were displaced. Unbalanced neighbor said corona virus was going to kill them and burnt their apartment complex down. Nobody died and arsonist arrested. Several apartments are flooded. BFF works in hospital and her mom has high risk health issues. Prayers for safety. 3/25 MadameMayhem needs strength and wisdom in dealing with Dad’s estate after his death.
Update: Her son, Spawn of Mayhem, also has varicose veins/DVT. He’s on blood thinner now and will be checked again in June. 3/25 Prayers requested for irishmikecomedy and his family. His first child is due April 14, and he would like prayers for his wife and child to come through this safely. 3/25 TimInVirginia requests prayers for his niece, a 59-year-old cancer survivor who has been diagnosed with Corona virus. She has been in ICU, on a ventilator, for a week. Her blood pressure is very low, and one of her hands is turning gray, possibly due to a blood clot. He requests prayers for her, her children, grandchildren, and siblings. 3/25 - Ghbucky requests prayers for his 17-year-old grandson and his mother. The grandson is symptomatic of COVID-19, but his fever is not high enough to allow for testing. (It has to be 101+.) The good news is, he saw a doctor today and has received medication. Prayers that it works! 3/30 - Update from Ghbucky- Prayers of thanks that Ghbucky’s grandson is doing much better! 3/30 - Pooky’s Girl is asking for prayers for her husband, Pooky. He is starting to show the same mental health symptoms (including lack of sleep) that he did three years ago, right before his suicide attempt. She is trying to get him help through the VA, but they are overwhelmed due to COVID-19. Please pray that they can get through the bureaucracy and get him the help he desperately needs.
3/30 Update: The VA doctors have been in touch and Pooky is receiving help and medication, which will hopefully help him sleep. Pooky’s girl sends thanks for the prayers! 3/31 - Tonypete requests prayers for his daughter. She is now unemployed and continues to struggle with all things as she routinely chooses poor courses of action. 3/31 - Cheriebebe shared she has stage 4 cancer, and has told her family. 4/7 - Redc1c4 requests prayers for her aunt and uncle, who lost their daughter today. She was 48 and named Leslie.
For Healing: Winston, a dreg of society also asks for prayers for Dee (mentioned above) who will be having a consultation in Seattle on the 16th of March. She has cancer of her sweat glands, a rare type of cancer that has a 70-90% fatality rate within five years. Prayers for wisdom and skill for doctors and successful surgery and healing. 4/7 Update: “Dee’s mastectomy went well. Thank God and the prayers of the Horde. We had to search statewide for a surgeon to do the operation because of the shutdown, cancer treatments being an “Elective” here. We see her surgeon and an oncologist the 8th of this month and are hoping for the best. This has been her third bout of cancer.”
Caiwyn-who sometimes posts, asks for prayers for their dad who has pancreatic cancer. “Radiation and surgery brought time, but the cancer has still spread.” Prayers for healing.
Brother Cavil had been in the hospital and seems to be dealing with bacterial infection. Prayers for healing. 3/12 MyLIfeisInsanity-Husband having seizures, Prayers for wisdom for the doctors and healing 3/12-Browndog reports that mother’s house is taken care of. Has some financial issues but told that those will be taken care of. Radiation extended till from 28 to 48 days. He thanks the horde for the continuing prayers for healing 3/12 Tbodie’s- MIL at home in hospice. Prayers for God’s presence and peace and gentle passing, He thanks people for their prayers.
4/7 Update: Tbodie’s mother-in-law passed away in her sleep, with her daughter (Tbodie’s wife) by her side the whole time. That was an answer to their prayers, and they send thanks to the horde for their prayers.
Job Issues: In addition to the people who have been on the prayer list for some time, please add Brother Cavil who needs a better paying job that meets his skill set. He also needs “rough places made smooth”.
Relationship Concerns: Cybersmythe’s wife decided to leave him. He asked for prayers for her peace.
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Keep calm and pray on!
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Monday's celebs: I was surprised how few theatrical-released movies 80's hunk Robert Urich actually made. Seems that the vast majority of his work was in various TV series and movies. One of the few chances you had to see Urich in the theater was when Ice Pirates was released in 1984, along with Mary Crosby, perhaps best known for shooting J.R. Ewing in the 70s prime-time soap opera Dallas. Urich, unfortunately, succumbed to cancer at age 55.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2020 11:13 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 08, 2020 11:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at April 08, 2020 11:14 AM (XUKUV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (SH7Tr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (2El4P)
time to start drinking.
prayers up for all on the list, even if you're not on the list.
now to read the content.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 08, 2020 11:17 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 08, 2020 11:17 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:17 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Dingdingding! Winner!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (enXj9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (oVJmc)
Puns... A slippery slope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (X/P
Not Sophia.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (pmRSz)
Posted by: Canary at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (TlL+m)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
More interestingly, consider what would have happened if they were no different. If we had today's press behavior under FDR during the second New Deal or the War, they'd be in internment camps.
That is probably not appropriate. Suspending their licenses (where applicable) and press passes would be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (X/P
Not Sophia.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM (7uMeS)
It does look a little like her, though, in the first pic. But once I saw Sam Jones I knew who it was.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (gmo/4)
This was my guess.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (odrqb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (9J7Sc)
Might as well just let it be and see what hatches from it. I mean, how much worse can the world get.
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: IC at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (EA1BR)
you first
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (p5zwj)
Posted by: Jordy Verrill's ghost at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Decline at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (TlL+m)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IC at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (a0IVu)
Might as well just let it be and see what hatches from it. I mean, how much worse can the world get.
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (CTv2h)
*snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (9J7Sc)
Univ. of Colo Anschutz group focuses on the role of social distancing compliance but as far as I can tell largely ignores variables such as weather, temps, population deensity, etc. They imply (if not say outright) that increasing "compliance" with social distancing 'guidelines' should be the main policy thrust moving forward.
Guess which model Gov Polis is relying on...
https://tinyurl.com/Colorado-COVID
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
I have just wiped Instapundit from my blogroll. That site has gone full "ZOMG! Kung Flu is the Black Death! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" As has been said before, the Trump presidency has ripped the masks off of people.
Fauci not only needs to be fired, his cell phone / office phone / computer/ laptop / all communications need to be seized and documented. I guarantee you he is in constant contact with Hillary and her people. He is a Deep State traitor and needs to be broomed yesterday.
Come on, Mr President, WAKE UP!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Zombies Prince and Michael Jackson at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (x66ZM)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:18 AM (CTv2h)
I saw Flesh Gordon, rated X
Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Heh, I thought the same thing. Don't touch it with a stick or Steve McQueen's gonna have to rush you to the local country doctor.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JT at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (x66ZM)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2020 11:15 AM (Zm+LZ)
*******
We REARY rike puppies
Posted by: Random Chinaman at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (flINI)
I wish Biden and Sanders and Cuomo and Pelosi would be put on record specifically about what they would do - NOW. Otherwise they continue to get free pot shots at whatever Trump has done. And come summer, the dems and MFM will armchair quarterback this to death, claiming to know what would have happened in the counter factual, "never happened" hypothetical world where there was no shut down, no flight stoppage, no emergency declaration, no social distancing, no daily press briefings, etc.
We NEVER will know what these "lead from behinders" would actually have done, but they will assure it it would have been better than whatever Trump did.
Posted by: LASue at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at April 08, 2020 11:19 AM
What eyes???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (xInes)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Jmel at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (wGA9a)
and BAM, my allergies kicked into overdrive by just reading that.
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Nope! But don't worry - the 70% of privately owned restaurants that never reopen will not be infecting each other.
Or building herd immunity. But who cares about that?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: drerbrerard at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (EA1BR)
you first
Posted by: BignJames at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)
Cut it in half.
If it is a uniform color and texture throughout it is 75% likely to be edible.
If it has different colors/layers there is a 75% it will, at best, give you the screaming mimis.
Either way, it worth the chance.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
That fapping sound I'm hearing... is that you?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jmel at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (wGA9a)
Prayers up!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Joan Collins at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: DaveD at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (P5fqQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (G546f)
Anyone requiring a hush puppy recipe shall report to the Actual American Citizen Verification Center immediately.
Posted by: Miklos, in hushed tones at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at April 08, 2020 11:25 AM (flINI)
What did you expect, putting out a fine looking plate of hush puppies like that ?
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Op9So)
No.
BUT...
I do find it amazingly stupid that we were on an actual war footing in the Atlantic for months, but not in the Pacific where all intelligence indicated that the Japanese were up to something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jmel at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (wGA9a)
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Prayer offered.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (/+bwe)
I love hush puppies. Hillbilly falafel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (DXYgo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
That fapping sound I'm hearing... is that you?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:24 AM (7uMeS)
I wanted to bang Princess Aura from the tender age of nine but didn't quite realize it at the time, so...maaaaaybe...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
awww.... thank you honey.
Posted by: Joan Collins
The Villages.
I keep telling you guys.
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (QzkSJ)
and idk who she is, but i wish i had...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (odrqb)
AT the door? They're INSIDE and being told to make themselves comfy.
A local ice cream stand was in the paper the other day as a 'feel good' story for being open and giving people a little happiness. Today the same paper is filled with screams from our local Hitlers that the stand should be forcibly shut down and the people who went there forced back into their houses.
And all because the MFM is invested in destroying Trump. If we ever get out of this lockdown, he needs to go full Pinochet on those bastards.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (2JVJo)
Much less spandex, though.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (oVJmc)
There seems to be no defence of their shrieking other than orangemanbad.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (EgshT)
********
WE, NEXTDOOR SCOLDS AND I, WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Posted by: Another Karen at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (flINI)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (CTv2h)
Lets focus on all the things that were not done soon enough.(which they would have fought against tooth and nail if he tried)
Posted by: McCool at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (9X4u5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (G546f)
Got to go back to the original as the base line - he saved 10s of millions since the lockdown....
That or the 'models' are complete bullshit from day one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (1g7ch)
Come on, just wear the mask. It's no big deal.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (Op9So)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Miklos, tellin' truth at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (odrqb)
AT the door? They're INSIDE and being told to make themselves comfy.
A local ice cream stand was in the paper the other day as a 'feel good' story for being open and giving people a little happiness. Today the same paper is filled with screams from our local Hitlers that the stand should be forcibly shut down and the people who went there forced back into their houses.
And all because the MFM is invested in destroying Trump. If we ever get out of this lockdown, he needs to go full Pinochet on those bastards.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (2JVJo)
Careful, lest you be accused of downplaying.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:21 AM (p5zwj)
So, kind of like Tater Stelter then...
Posted by: Boswell at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (Gihrr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (G546f)
Now Nazi wants to impeach for 'not abusing power'
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (1g7ch)
Now average healthcare workers change PPE 10 times a shift, so let's just say average Joe changes daily. That's 2.3 BILLION sets of PPE every week. While the rest of the world is clawing for the same stuff.
Yeah. That seems reasonable. People are losing their damn minds.
And for all the reboots out there, a decent Flash Gordon or even Buck Rogers would be welcome. But they'd just SJW it up.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Northernlurker
******
Nope.
Even at 11 years old Kurt Russell was identifiable as Kurt Russell. Here's a still from when he was on an episode of Gunsmoke.
https://tinyurl.com/Kurt-Russell-Gunsmoke
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jmel
Prayers up !
Posted by: JT at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (arJlL)
I think we half way were after the Japanese diplomats left DC and MacArthur also on alert in the Philippines but a lot of balls were dropped .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SHEP at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (+0AKE)
I watched that movie entirely too much as a child, in the early days of pre-cable TV when there was one lone movie channel gained by hardwire into the wall.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (b6kHD)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (TB7HE)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (Gihrr)
Yawnn.... he was still in?
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (CTv2h)
******
You know my Bernie don't you...
Posted by: Jane Sanders at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: t-bird at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (Ibwur)
And Flesh Gordon was probably the first documentary I really enjoyed.
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (p5zwj)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)
It's not deductible, is it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (A5zUN)
No.
BUT...
I do find it amazingly stupid that we were on an actual war footing in the Atlantic for months, but not in the Pacific where all intelligence indicated that the Japanese were up to something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Boy/L)
A war warning was sent but the peacetime commanders sorta just shrugged and went on with their cushy life. The Pearl attack was a slap that woke everyone up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:22 AM (l3+k2)
They're building the house in their spare time, and sometimes days go by with no work done. So the area that became the crawlspace was actually open to the elements for some time.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: JT at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ima get a job at the Oxford English Dictionary just so I can that one in.
Posted by: Miklos, lazy lazy linguist at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (3K+OQ)
I have absolutely no understanding why the media has gone so insane about the suggestion the HCQ might be helpful in fighting COVID19.
There seems to be no defence of their shrieking other than orangemanbad.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM (Uu+Jp)
====
OMB was Part 1. OMB made them say "HCQ is the sweat of the Orange Devil and taking it is a handcart to Hell. People in AZ did it AND THEY DIED!!!"
Part 2 is that it now seems it may be effective, they see they've staked out a risky position, so the shrieking gets louder and more defensive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (DXYgo)
Put together right, this sort of thing is devastating to their side.
Also, this is just the right time to put ads out there saying that everyone would be putting money in their pockets now if Nancy Pelosi didn't stop everything a few weeks ago. Show the stupid shit she tried to get into the bill and hammer home that this was reason average people don't have the ability to pay their bills today.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Now, please let him go away to his lake cabin for eternity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
*******
Which should be about another 13 months
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
Bernie dropped out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM
fourth house or private jet?
or both?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (ceIDk)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (axyOa)
Isn't that just a Puffball Mushroom. I don't recall the species, but the markings look like ones I have seen before.
That or a giant, malformed Corn Pop / Sugar Smack.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (3K+OQ)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2020 11:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Alien scat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (4o2K3)
God bless Brian Blessed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker
******
Nope.
Even at 11 years old Kurt Russell was identifiable as Kurt Russell. Here's a still from when he was on an episode of Gunsmoke.
https://tinyurl.com/Kurt-Russell-Gunsmoke
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020
*
*
First ep of Man From U.N.C.L.E. I ever saw had Russell as the guest star, an 11-year-old boy who spies Robert Vaughn's Napoleon Solo and thinks he'd make a great stepdad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (yL25O)
I watched that movie entirely too much as a child, in the early days of pre-cable TV when there was one lone movie channel gained by hardwire into the wall.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (b6kHD)
And getting flogged by a dom chick. This might explain why I'm a bit warped...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
We will now be deprived of being able to gaze upon the ravishing Jane Sanders for 4 years
damn !!
the hits just keep a comin
Posted by: REDACTED at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (G2zl5)
**smiles**
I've made quite a few enemies in the locality. Whenever anybody brings up the "grim milestones" of Kung Flu death, I challenge them to look at the yearly death toll from the ordinary flu. And then at the death totals from swine flu.
And then ask why the country wasn't shut the fuck down then, other than ORANGE MAN BAD.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (mht8P)
outdoors? The world is teeming with viruses and bacteria laying in wait
for the chance to kill your little ones. We already make them wear
safety helmets for riding a bike and many other activities so why not
masks? It just makes sense.
Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (MxEKc)
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And be fully compliant by wrapping them in 5 layers of No.7 bubble wrap.
Childless Karen on NextDoor says so.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (pw+jk)
*********
There was a Stelter-In-Place order?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)
What a fraud. No refunds, bitches!
I'll be watching to see when he buys the yacht.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: rain of lead at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (I0y4i)
Posted by: butch at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (hXu8T)
What you are seeing now is Mickey mouse shit compared to what they will do if they gain the WH and Senate.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (odrqb)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (4o2K3)
God bless Brian Blessed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (ifmtJ)
Who wants to live forever? DIVE!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (3K+OQ)
That or the 'models' are complete bullshit from day one.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:28 AM (1g7ch)
we need some kind of graphic showing how many lives Trump has saved
Media will be clamoring to end the lockdown
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (G546f)
No Ernest King in the Pacific.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (3K+OQ)
You'd have that face right in front of you, you'd want to gaze into those eyes, enjoy that smooth skin, that lovely smile...
...but you keep focusing back on that freckle...
...with an impulse to be like gramma licking a kerchief to wipe mud off your face.
Posted by: mindful webworker
not the horseman you were looking for
at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (/DNWp)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (ifmtJ)
I remember him in... Last Days of Pompeii. Strong Christian message in that mini series (actually there were a ton of them during the 80s.) Sir Laurence Olivier. Ned Beatty. Olivia Hussey.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (jJHMW)
Posted by: Johnny Biface at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (v7uSj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
It's all your fault, you know. You mentioned Ms. Muti in the Monday rant thread. So I googled up some photos and... holy crap, I have *got* to use her for the next who dis. The number of good photos of her is a very large number.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (7uMeS)
https://tinyurl.com/sw44vxr
IF it is, it is actually edible. Please don't use my over-the-net classification of it as a reason to actually eat it though.
Posted by: Virginia at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (Mg1/u)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
-- Trump ordered the CDC to begin screening travelers from China on January 17.
-- The first American COVID-19 test was confirmed on January 19
-- On January 20, he asked 3M to double its production of N95 respirators.
-- On January 21 and 26, Dr. Fauci said publicly that Americans have little to fear from COVID-19.
--On January 31, Trump placed travel restrictions on China, DEFYING Dr, Fauci, Dr. Birx, the CDC, WHO, the Democrats, and the global press.
Anyone know what day Trump created his task force - must've been in January, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:30 AM (ifmtJ)
I remember reading in some trivia book years ago that for a decade prior to Pearl Harbor, students at the Japanese Naval Academy were given, as a final exercise, the question "How would you mount an attack on Pearl Harbor?", but the book had no documentary footnote and I have never seen that particular bit of "information" confirmed anywhere.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (b6kHD)
God bless Brian Blessed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 08, 2020 11:32 AM (ifmtJ)
===========
He was a magnificent Gungan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (zZbCU)
________
"The future is known. It's the past that keeps changing.' -- Communist Totalitarian Propaganda 101 [h/t Soviet Union]
Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (d+3zv)
Amy Klobuchar -- 23%
Kamala Harris -- 20%
Elizabeth Warren -- 17%
Stacey Abrams 14%
[a clear sign of latent racism]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (4a9Vv)
teeming with viruses and bacteria laying in wait for the chance to kill
your little ones. We already make them wear safety helmets for riding a
bike and many other activities so why not masks? It just makes sense.
If we really wanted to protect our children, we would put them in individual plastic bubbles to keep out all microbes, or, at the very least, require them to live in hermetically sealed wet suits until Ezekiel Emmanual determines that they have lived long enough, and it's time for them to die.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (7uMeS)
I take full responsibility.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
Yeah but it was all white men so it doesn't count.
Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (ZfRYq)
Always wondered what happened to it.
Don't touch it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (dfRN6)
..and they found some sort of odd potato-like thing.
*********
There was a Stelter-In-Place order?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
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Well played sir. Well played.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Great tits. Brief eyeful in Romeo and Juliet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Anyone else remember Man with Bogart's Face?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Virginia at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (Mg1/u)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (9J7Sc)
If we really wanted to protect our children, we would put them in individual plastic bubbles to keep out all microbes, or, at the very least, require them to live in hermetically sealed wet suits until Ezekiel Emmanual determines that they have lived long enough, and it's time for them to die.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (ZCiJZ)
I think Democrats are more dangerous to the safety of children than any virus.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ako5T)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (b6kHD)
I think it was a tie between the Queen soundtrack and cocaine.
Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ZfRYq)
I take full responsibility.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
I.E. An asswhippin you're willing to take......
Right along with the rest of us.
Nice work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (G2zl5)
Who is more dangerous to America-- the CCP, Democrats, or the MSM?
/or all they all the same?
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (ZCiJZ)
As long as anyone in the US is under a general "safer at home" type order:
Suspend paycheck withholding
Suspend H1B visas
Suspend certificates of need
Suspend imports from China
Close the border
Send all non citizens back home
Declare 40%+ federal employees--and all Obama appointees-- are non-essential, and placed on unpaid leave until 2021.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (vPKfA)
Great tits. Brief eyeful in Romeo and Juliet.
She was sixteen. Great tits. Standards have changed.
I know one site won't even show Jenny Agutter in Walkabout.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ako5T)
Its shit is bigger than pinecones? Maybe it's a Dire Greater American Brown Recluse spider.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (Zm+LZ)
Here's one that is true: When the Japnese war-gamed the Midway campaign the staff officers had US carriers AT POINT LUCK and they were told to start over because that was unrealistic.
And some still don't believe in Providence.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (p5zwj)
Posted by: Downcast at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (xgpfE)
THIS. But more far reaching.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (ZCiJZ)
In a month, it will be "OMG!!! Trump did way too much!!!"
Mark my words!!
Posted by: LASue at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (Ed8Zd)
/or all they all the same?
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (ZCiJZ)
+++++++++++++
They are not all the same, but they do share a goal and the planets are in increasing alignment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:34 AM (zZbCU)
...
I expect nothing less than dignity, class, and gracious acceptance of this news by Sanders supporters.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (JoUsr)
I know one site won't even show Jenny Agutter in Walkabout.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (gd9RK)
Huh, Ms Agutter is another example like Ms Muti of the kind of ethereal, elfin beauty. Do not see the look cultivated much anymore. May be due to the lack of gauzy portraiture.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (2El4P)
NO! on the bubble wrap idea. The bubble air is direct from Wuhan.
NOT bubble wrap. Think the movie "Boy is a Plastic Bubble."
There were Simpsons and Family Guy episodes that did this as well.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (ZCiJZ)
========
It had to have been in January. He mentioned in the SOTU on 2/4, I believe.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Concerned at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (TlL+m)
Watched The Paleface, with Bob Hope and Jane Russell. Funny, but more for Russell than Hope. I actually think Son of Paleface was a better movie.
https://tinyurl.com/st35wef
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:38 AM (p5zwj)
Did you know someone wants to make bubble wrap that can't be popped?
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (G2zl5)
I take full responsibility.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
I.E. An asswhippin you're willing to take......
Right along with the rest of us.
Nice work.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)
I do what I can.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LASue at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (4o2K3)
I, Claudius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)
THIS. But more far reaching.
Posted by: shibumi
Placed on unpaid leave until 2025.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Peacetime thinking at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)
Just how many dachas does one man need?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
QUID PRO QUO!!!!!
I thought those were VERBOTEN now and worth death by firing squad.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Really?
I guess it doesn't matter because I'm guessing the Dem's know he won't finish a full term even if he were to get elected.
The VP pick will be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (pw+jk)
DJIA up 600.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (4a9Vv)
Bernie dumps.
Dow Jumps.
There appears to be a theme here.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
In a month, it will be "OMG!!! Trump did way too much!!!"
Mark my words!!
Posted by: LASue at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (Ed8Zd)
In a month, we're still going to be locked down.
Mark my words.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: NextDoor Scolds at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (EgshT)
Bernie is out?
BERNIE IS OUT!!!
This, comrades, presents a dilemma.
Two steps forward, or one step back?
Posted by: Miklos, Leninist Anti-Marxist at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (QzkSJ)
/or all they all the same?
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke
MSM and Dems.
Without question.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (odrqb)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
========
It had to have been in January. He mentioned in the SOTU on 2/4, I believe.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 08, 2020 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Jan 17: CDC & DHS begin screening people from impacted countries
Jan 21: First reported COVID19 case in the US
Jan 28: CDC & DHS expand screenings
Jan 30: WH creates COVID19 taskforce
Jan 31: WH declares COVID19 a public health emergency and issues a travel ban between US-China
Posted by: LASue at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (Ed8Zd)
Dow Jumps.
There appears to be a theme here.
Posted by: Sponge
Dr. Suess would smile, but he was a commie.
Posted by: Miklos I Am at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (/uf2+)
The gal is the one he/they was/were was singing to in "Ice Ice, Baby." I don't know her name but I think on the street she goes by "The DJ."
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (YqED9)
Just how many dachas does one man need?
===
Comrade American democrat socialist call them "Camps." Get with the Pogrom. The future it will be glorious, GLORIOUS!!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (x66ZM)
Posted by: WisRich at April 08, 2020 11:44 AM (OAlmw)
So we're not gonna get to feel the "bern" Must have been a big pay off
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (5bxa0)
Well he has his campaign war chest, right? He gets to keep it doesn't he? And use it for whatever??
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (N39Ws)
Really?
I guess it doesn't matter because I'm guessing the Dem's know he won't finish a full term even if he were to get elected.
The VP pick will be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM (OAlmw)
Nah, Bernie pulling out just means when they find out Joe's got some terminal illness that nobody can say how long he's got for, they can install Cummo or whoever else they intend to. Without Bernie bros getting more uppity than they already are.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
Now Nazi wants to impeach for 'not abusing power'
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 08, 2020 11:29 AM (1g7ch)
She's wrong, of course. Trump gave all his power to Fauci and Birx to be abused.
Posted by: Sooner at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Joe "My word as a Biden" Biden at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (QzkSJ)
This was my guess.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)
I agree, I still see these some of these things every year here in East Texas. If you were to pick it up, it would weigh almost nothing, because it's a thin skin full mostly of air. But don't pick it up, because as soon as it is disturbed it'll go POOF! and let out a big cloud of spores, and you probably don't want to breath them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (8fB/R)
Posted by: SamIam at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Wang's fiance was also very, very hot. Prettier than Kim Cattrall in my opinion. Suzee Pai, according to IMDB.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)
Guys! Guys!
I got the solution to how we should handle the current outbreak!
Everyone who wants to be a quivering chickenshit afraid of the deadly airborne invisible should be left free to hide behind their mama's skirts at home.
Everyone else who wants to live as free men and women as the good LAWD intended get to go out and live their lives as normal.
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (YLryt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (A5zUN)
Heh, we just watched that last night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
*smile*
Posted by: The Canal of Great Dignity at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (QzkSJ)
The VP pick will be interesting.
Posted by: WisRich at April 08, 2020 11:42 AM
The infighting for VP and cabinet slots will be fun to watch. It's gonna be crazy times.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Simplemind at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (yshFD)
It brings exquisite clarity.
Right up to the moment they dump Joe.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (x66ZM)
Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at April 08, 2020 11:39 AM (4o2K3)
We had a similar situation at our country club years ago...
One of the members cheated on his wife, so in retaliation, she decided she was going to fuck every guy in the club.
Good looking girl too.
She made it about halfway through the roster and posted a notice on the bulletin board as to who she laid. Quite the scandal.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: SamIam at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
He did. Jared created one too. Once again Jared torpedoed America First and nationalism. For the life of me, I have no idea why that guy has so much influence. How did he get in there after being under the radar during Trump's campaign?
Posted by: it begins... at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (lBCgE)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (YLryt)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (zr5Kq)
This month it has been the ' History only starts yesterday' defect.
Of course the other nine defects continue with supporting roles.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: WuHAN SOLO at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (hUJ1P)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (ZGrMX)
Just how many dachas does one man need?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 08, 2020 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
It's like with winos, it's the wrong question.
One is too many, and a thousand is never enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (hku12)
Posted by: SamIam at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (oasF3)
Is that just a large version of the things we used to find as kids, squeeze and they made smoke?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (gAXBD)
out Joe's got some terminal illness that nobody can say how long he's
got for, they can install Cummo or whoever else they intend to. Without
Bernie bros getting more uppity than they already are.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (hku12)
===
Yes that is my prediction too.
Sundown Joe has been making too big of a spectacle of himself. Plus Burnie probably got two extra zeros in his chec...er payoff.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Downcast at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
January 31st.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (mrrpT)
This is the plot of a porno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (A5zUN)
Somebody is having buyers remorse.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (A5zUN)
I do! The guy they got to play Bogart was amazing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (7uMeS)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (b6kHD)
I think it was a tie between the Queen soundtrack and cocaine.
Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2020 11:37 AM (ZfRYq)
I love that Flash Gordon movie! As has already been noted, how can you not love Bleedin' Brian Blessed chewing up the scenery every time he shows up? (the other actors probably thought he was going to eat THEM too!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (V2Yro)
A slut is a slut is a slut no matter what the reason.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM
If I saw that in my crawlspace, I'd know I need to fix that hole in the kitchen floor!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (p5zwj)
The reason it grew so big is that it was planted over a buried body.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: IC at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (MQ0v4)
Somebody is having buyers remorse.
All part of the dance.
LET'S ALL DO THE DUMP!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Simplemind at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (yshFD)
Real life Pickle Rick?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
TIMELINE: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S DECISIVE ACTIONS TO COMBAT THE CORONAVIRUS
https://tinyurl.com/vw5u23n
DonaldJTrump.com
TIMELINE: The Trump Administration's Decisive Actions To Combat the Coronavirus Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/qqsgqfl
pjmedia
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (8fB/R)
Why should Trump care about deaths from Corona virus?
I mean, Orangemanbad. Amirite?
Posted by: Julia Wayoffe at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (Eicbe)
Chloroquine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (gAXBD)
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He should have stuck to flogging Subway sandwiches.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:50 AM (4o2K3)
==
And little boys but mostly ...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (8Dh4+)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 11:49 AM (7uMeS)
Robert Sacchi, according to IMDB.
Michelle Phillips as a brunette was also very good looking.
...
Holy crap, she was the Mamas and the Papas Michelle Phillips!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (CTv2h)
As I've mentioned before, I first heard of an illness on Jan 6th from my Chinese students. Many had been sick that week. And, they said they were cancelling their plans to go home for the Chinese New Year.
By the 15th I was telling Mrs D we needed to stock up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (axyOa)
No sympathy for those whose paychecks have gone away, for the poor, the children of the poor whose parents may be incapable of home schooling them, the lonely, those needing medical treatment for life limiting things like knee replacement, those of us retired who were counting on savings that took a lifetime to accumulate disappearing.......Sigh.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (MQ0v4)
Hello brother!
Posted by: J. W. Gacy at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:46 AM
Looks like it's wedged in there good. Not crinkled though.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Allie at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: dananjcon at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (u6xw0)
One of the members cheated on his wife, so in retaliation, she decided she was going to fuck every guy in the club.
Good looking girl too.
She made it about halfway through the roster and posted a notice on the bulletin board as to who she laid. Quite the scandal.
Posted by: jwest at April 08, 2020 11:47 AM (
Only half?
Quitter!
So just how many men were members?
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Muldoon
The State of California has determined that it may cause tubers.
Posted by: Department of Miklosian Compliance at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Bernie Sanders is OUT! Thank you to Elizabeth Warren. If not for her, Bernie would have won almost every state on Super Tuesday! This ended just like the Democrats & the DNC wanted, same as the Crooked Hillary fiasco. The Bernie people should come to the Republican Party, TRADE!
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
A promise he won't have to not hang himself.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM
If that was Richardson's, this is fargin' war!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 08, 2020 11:35 AM (b6kHD)"
A fascinating story about how that movie was made - there were TWO production teams working in parallel while it was made - the first one, in England, was working with the idea that it was to be a farce, a laugh a minute romp through the galaxy. The SECOND team, working in Rome, Italy, thought it was supposed to be a dark and serious movie with a lot of sexual innuendo and beautiful, lavish, costuming.
In the end, the director took almost ALL of the footage from BOTH groups and just spliced it all together, which is why it ends up with such weirdly disparate themes of comedy, sexuality, and horror going on at the same time.
And after it was made, he picked Queen to add the soundtrack, which was absolutely brilliant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (A5zUN)
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Who also boinked just about everybody.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (4o2K3)
We should all keep those handy to swat down any cries that Trump didn't act quickly in comments or IRL.
TIMELINE: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION'S DECISIVE ACTIONS TO COMBAT THE CORONAVIRUS
https://tinyurl.com/vw5u23n
DonaldJTrump.com
TIMELINE: The Trump Administration's Decisive Actions To Combat the Coronavirus Pandemic
https://tinyurl.com/qqsgqfl
pjmedia
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 11:51 AM (hku1
That was a great episode.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
Um, no Mr. Trump.
He's a communist. We don't need the red menace infiltrating the party OPENLY like that.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)
A promise he won't have to not hang himself.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (l3+k2)
I am sure Bernie would have been proud to shoot himself in the back of the head five times with 7.62 tokarev.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (A5zUN)
You know that any democrat wouldn't give two squirts of piss about a few doze oldsters dying from corona, Obama sure didn't with H1N1.
The donkey party and their PRAVDA are sick bastards... just plain evil.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (pw+jk)
Clearly the Wuhan China COVID-19 virus is RACIST
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (4o2K3)
Love will never be,
exactly like we want it to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (rpxSz)
"My husband never gropes twice!"
Posted by: some guy out west at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (oVJmc)
As God as my witness, I thought he could fly.
Posted by: Mr. Carlson at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (gAXBD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (5bxa0)
Of a helicopter?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (oVJmc)
Don't tease me.
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM
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I, for one, have had just about enough with the Karen's of the world pinch faced scolding those who dare not take everything theyre fed at face value.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (nw6Hr)
One of the members cheated on his wife, so in retaliation, she decided she was going to fuck every guy in the club.
----
What I'm gathering by this story is that they deserved each other.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (TNy/K)
Bernie Sanders is OUT! Thank you to Elizabeth Warren. If not for her, Bernie would have won almost every state on Super Tuesday! This ended just like the Democrats & the DNC wanted, same as the Crooked Hillary fiasco. The Bernie people should come to the Republican Party, TRADE!
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (cF8AT)
==========
The knife...he twists it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: SamIam at April 08, 2020 11:45 AM (oasF3)
Is that just a large version of the things we used to find as kids, squeeze and they made smoke?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
If you did that, you need to be quarantined for life!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (V2Yro)
exactly like we want it to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM (A5zUN)
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Duh....
~McKenzie Phillips
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Outback Bloomin' Onion Marketing Associate at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (A5zUN)
Didn't Stalin's most prolific killer use a PP?More reliable than any Soviet pistol.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (r7veS)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (zr5Kq)
Clearly the Wuhan China COVID-19 virus is RACIST
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 11:55 AM
I wonder what the numbers look like when you strip out the people who died, say from a car accident but who had been exposed, and thus counted as a virus fatality?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (D5slF)
died, say from a car accident but who had been exposed, and thus counted
as a virus fatality?
We will never know.
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (CTv2h)
Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 11:16 AM (0HpOW)
Couldn't agree more. The media is the number one enemy. They're not silly and pathetic "fake news" clowns, their activist seditionists. Oh, we can't do anything because of First Amendment! Bullshit. There's lots we can do.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (H8QX8)
Hey, Bernie. If healthcare is a human right, why are Democrats blocking the use of chloroquine?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 11:27 AM
Biggarts on the Amesbury line.
If that was Richardson's, this is fargin' war!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (2JVJo)
So, what is the origin of the "Karen" meme?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (4o2K3)
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White... middle age ..... scolding nag.
Why Karen I have no idea.
Kinda like a Becky is a ditzy privileged white chick.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (nw6Hr)
**********
Scolds first began griping about people not taking the restrictions seriously back on Feb., 14th.
Feb 14 - Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day -> Karen Valentine
Hence: Karens
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (m45I2)
can you imagine what these same people would have said had Trump called for "lockdown' and "stay in place" a quarantines in the MIDDLE OF HIS IMPEACHMENT TRIAL????
Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (m45I2)
It's a dirt boner.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 11:56 AM (m45I2)
I saw Dirt Boner open for Hole at the Tacoma Dome in '92.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (pS94+)
But what'll happen to Milwaukee?
Posted by: Allie at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM
Masks if you can get them and popcorn. Because the socialists will whine about having stuff taken from them unfairly. Irony, it is a mutha fuqa!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (TNy/K)
At least 9 Louisiana also.
Posted by: Dempsy at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Karen at the Country Club at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM
I always assumed it was the cat with the shredded roll of TP saying "So Karen, try wiping with this!"
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (axyOa)
If you did that, you need to be quarantined for life!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM (V2Yro)
.....asking for a friend.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (YqED9)
In the end, the director took almost ALL of the footage from BOTH groups and just spliced it all together, which is why it ends up with such weirdly disparate themes of comedy, sexuality, and horror going on at the same time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 11:53 AM (V2Yro)
And that's why I turned it off. It started out as a serious movie, von Sydow as Ming was great, and then wham, it just got silly. I was all WTF?
I classify Flash Gordon as an interesting failure. You have to be in a certain mood or frame of mind to appreciate it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (7uMeS)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 11:54 AM (A5zUN)
One solid swing of an ice axe and Bernie could split open his own head like a pinata.
Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (D5slF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (zZbCU)
I don't think the Founders anticipated just what a shit show politics would become.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:57 AM (zZbCU)
I'd rather he jammed it in Fauci's back.
Too many Karens and wine moms are getting very happy with this lockdown and are going to demand ever-longer SIP orders. Trump needs to accept the Dems will blame him and get in front of this or he won't have a base to vote for him come November.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Agreed, if expanded to include the same one.
Posted by: The Miklos Amendment, Good and Plenty at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (9J7Sc)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (8fB/R)
1. Trump knew it was deadly in high doses.
2. He deliberately pushed it publicly in hopes of poisoning millions.
3. BUT, in addition to being evil, he is also incompetent and he accidentally chose something that really does work!
4. So, his INTENT was wide-spread death and destruction, he ACCIDENTALLY promoted a viable treatment so he get no CREDIT because his intentions were bad.
5. The Media deserves all praise because while they have been railing against a viable, useful treatment, their INTENTIONS were solely in stopping TRUMP. And any rumors that the media is now taking HCQ as a preventative measure are only vile lies.
Posted by: JB1000 at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (Kf5r9)
Bernie Sanders is OUT! Thank you to Elizabeth Warren. If not for her, Bernie would have won almost every state on Super Tuesday! This ended just like the Democrats & the DNC wanted, same as the Crooked Hillary fiasco. The Bernie people should come to the Republican Party, TRADE!
******
Galactic Troll Lord
Posted by: WuHAN SOLO at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (hUJ1P)
Which one, MPPP?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
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I'm convinced it goes back to Karen Hill in Goodfellas, played by Lorraine Bracco.
There was a scene in there where she took charge after she realized her husband had a side piece
Remember when she commandeered the intercom of the apartment complex?
"Janice Rossi in apartment 3B is a slut! "
Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)
Now to read upthread...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM
No no no.
Not the idiot doing the selfie.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
Only the less tasty parts.
Posted by: Miklos been heah foauteen houah at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Boris Johnson at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (9J7Sc)
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Circa about 1940...
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Would screw up the office of Vice President.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Ruby Vroom at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (4o2K3)
Karen Black
Posted by: Karen at the Country Club at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (XEC2p)
I do too, and it used to generally be the pattern. Staying in office while running for another is idiotic and should be criminal. If you're a senator running for president, you can't do the job and should quit. If you don't quit your present job, why should anyone have the slightest confidence even YOU think that you'll win?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (KZzsI)
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Why wouldn't they? Trump will be governing as a Socialist at least through Election Day....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (zZbCU)
I want a constitutional amendment that says any office holder that loses reelection will be sacrificed as a burnt offering along with his wife and children and his money and property to be seized, liquidated and distributed among his constituents.
I don't think I'm asking for anything unreasonable.
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Would screw up the office of Vice President.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:04 PM (9J7Sc)
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Like the VP has any constitutional authority over anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 11:59 AM (zZbCU)
Used to be that's what everybody did. First national politician I remember violating that tradition was John Kerry.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (7uMeS)
I read that in Michael Caine's voice.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (gd9RK)
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In his natural accent or his "posh" accent?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (4o2K3)
That link goes to Twitter, and there's a message that says "unavailable." Maybe just for me?
Posted by: m at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Seconded.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
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It may not have started that way.... but.... this whole "I COMMAND THE POPULATION TO YIELD TO ALL THE SCIENCE DONE BY THESE SCIENCEY SCIENTISTS" has morphed into obedience training for the masses when they assume command of the economy for Climate Change.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (nw6Hr)
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The prefer to be called the "electorate".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 08, 2020 12:02 PM (2JVJo)
Yes. 10-20% of base is quite disenchanted at the moment. If these mealy accommodations to perfidious "experts" continues, expect lower turnout in November.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 08, 2020 12:07 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020
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She did some acting. She played an old flame of Picard's in an early ST:TNG with her subplot modeled on Casablanca.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 12:08 PM (rpbg1)
I was in ours years ago and found an empty fifth. (House built in late '50s.) Neighbor at the time (R.I.P. Glenn) said the developer was a lush. Perhaps a proto-Moron.
I think I still have the bottle in the garage. It was pretty.
Posted by: Weak Geek at April 08, 2020 12:08 PM (Apbdw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Corona caused by climate change! Have we heard this yet?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 08, 2020 12:08 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 08, 2020 12:03 PM (nw6Hr)
Named for Betty Grable. They started using it again in the 90's. Circa the movie Clueless.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:09 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2020 12:09 PM (D5slF)
Posted by: m at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ghFVE)
If I click on the 'unavailable' link a couple three times, the video will play.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 12:09 PM (7uMeS)
Posted by: SOME TING WONG at April 08, 2020 12:10 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 12:00 PM (pS94+)
Hole should've opened for Dirt Boner.
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 08, 2020 12:10 PM (8k7U7)
Wow, Bernie is unwilling to give up his delegates, and wants more of them! What's that all about?
Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 12:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 12:06 PM (5bxa0)
Thank you, Donna.!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 12:12 PM (7uMeS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (zZbCU)
I don't know what point you're making . If the VP had to resign then another has to be appointed , which as second in line to the President, is more important than a Senator or Rep.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:12 PM (9J7Sc)
Posted by: m at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (ghFVE)
If I click on the 'unavailable' link a couple three times, the video will play.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at April 08, 2020 12:09 PM (7uMeS)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at April 08, 2020 12:12 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: JT at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 11:58 AM
I always assumed it was the cat with the shredded roll of TP saying "So Karen, try wiping with this!"
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 12:01 PM (axyOa)
Trust the authorities on this:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/karen
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 12:05 PM (zZbCU)
I don't know what point you're making . If the VP had to resign then another has to be appointed , which as second in line to the President, is more important than a Senator or Rep.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:12 PM (9J7Sc)
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There have been times when there was no VP.
The President isn't constitutionally required to replace a VP should they leave office for any reason
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 11:52 AM (CTv2h)
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Listening to local conservative radio host this morning who has several contacts on both sides of aisle saying the WI election fiasco was a pure Democrat Op.
They wanted chaos. Perez and the Dem's are pushing for mail-in ballot fraud...oops, I mean elections for this fall and wanted to hold up WI as a prime example of why it was needed. Only 19,000 voted in person yesterday in Milwaukee.
What the complicit press is not reporting is that voting went smoothly over the entire state except for Milwaukee. Only 5 polling stations opened for the entire city of Milwaukee instead of the normal 180! Even liberal Madison had over 60 polling stations open.
There were well over 1 million absentee ballots sent out and almost 80% returned. So this is what I think happened:
They knew the vote totals of the absentee ballots and had a pretty good idea who was going to win the races. That's why Evers held off so long. They needed the counts.
The most important race on the ballot was the Supreme Court seat so I'm guessing it wasn't a close race either way or they would have had more polling stations open in Milwaukee.
Posted by: WisRich at April 08, 2020 12:13 PM (OAlmw)
Then the President by default is making the Speaker of the House , who he had no say in, and be next in line. There is a reason it didn't need to be included.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 12:18 PM (9J7Sc)
I liked Sam Jones. Sad for him he never did make it big in Hollywood.
Posted by: hadsil at April 08, 2020 12:19 PM (Wdt2K)
The NY Post has a wonderword feature where you look for words and circle the letters. The tongue in cheek subject for today is "Lone Ranger" (Masked man).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2020 12:21 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Paladin at April 08, 2020 12:24 PM (quX0S)
You should see him make donuts. **just the punchline**
Posted by: Paladin at April 08, 2020 12:28 PM (quX0S)
Posted by: Jean Abbas at April 08, 2020 12:35 PM (7BLas)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 08, 2020 12:37 PM (E+OcO)
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No.
BUT...
I do find it amazingly stupid that we were on an actual war footing in the Atlantic for months, but not in the Pacific where all intelligence indicated that the Japanese were up to something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 11:26 AM (Boy/L)
No, it wasn't stupid. The U.S. was providing war supplies to Great Britain under the auspices of the Lend Lease Act from March 1941. Not saying that was the wrong thing to do, but that made American shipping a legitimate target for the U-Boats.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 08, 2020 12:46 PM (00fXp)
Not a potato.
It's a dirt boner.
Posted by: Muldoon
Remember the episode where Dr McCoy treated one of those?
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Okay, off to laugh at dropout Bernie post.
Posted by: mindful webworker
not the horseman you were looking for
at April 08, 2020 12:50 PM (/DNWp)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 08, 2020 01:21 PM (ako5T)
Looks like birch leaves and a Douglas Fir cone next to the gall, so I'm guessing this is somewhere out west.
Posted by: Fritzy at April 08, 2020 01:24 PM (VY+MJ)
Posted by: Cluebat at April 08, 2020 02:53 PM (imxdF)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah that's it. The "smoke" is all the spores released
Posted by: SamIam at April 08, 2020 05:02 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 08, 2020 05:31 PM (U2zo0)
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