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Michigan State Democrat Representative Wins Her Fight Against the Chinese Flu; Credits Hydroxychloroquine and... Donald Trump
Quick, media, censor her for spreading Dangerously True Information.
And then doxx her.By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus. But she credits Trump for suggesting to her that it could be useful against coronavirus. Quite a few doctors around the world are reporting success with the HCQ treatment, which is what makes the deranged media's full-on attack on it (and hit pieces on doctors prescribing it) treasonous.
A Democratic state representative from Detroit is crediting hydroxychloroquine -- and Republican President Donald Trump who touted the drug -- for saving her in her battle with the coronavirus. State Rep. Karen Whitsett, who learned Monday she has tested positive for COVID-19, said she started taking hydroxychloroquine on March 31, prescribed by her doctor, after both she and her husband sought treatment for a range of symptoms on March 18. "It was less than two hours" before she started to feel relief, said Whitsett, who had experienced shortness of breath, swollen lymph nodes, and what felt like a sinus infection. She is still experiencing headaches, she said. ... Trump, at his daily coronavirus briefings, has repeatedly touted the drug in combination with the antibiotic azithromycin, despite criticism from health professionals that it is unproven and potentially dangerous. There have also been complaints that Trump's remarks have resulted in a shortage of the drug for those people who normally use it for its recommended purposes. But Whitsett said Trump's comments helped in her case. "It has a lot to do with the president ... bringing it up," Whitsett said. "He is the only person who has the power to make it a priority." Asked if she thinks Trump may have saved her life, Whitsett said: "Yes, I do," and "I do thank him for that."
The American Thoracic Society just issued new guidelines supporting the use of HCQ for coronavirus.
The American Thoracic Society issued guidelines Monday that suggest COVID-19 patients with pneumonia get doses of the anti-malaria drug. "To prescribe hydroxychloroquine (or chloroquine) to hospitalized patients with COVID-19 pneumonia if all of the following apply: a) shared decision-making is possible, b) data can be collected for interim comparisons of patients who received hydroxychloroquine (or chloroquine) versus those who did not, c) the illness is sufficiently severe to warrant investigational therapy, and d) the drug is not in short supply," the Thoracic Society said.
CNN’s @JDiamond1 asks President Trump why he ‘promotes’ Hydroxychloroquine.
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) April 5, 2020
Trump: “I want to save lives. I don't want it to be in a lab for the next year and a half as people are dying all over the place... only CNN would ask that question. Fake News.” pic.twitter.com/41nQfPMHFZ
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 06, 2020 05:07 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (8fB/R)
Trump has elected Democrats (from this state rep to the governor of New York) openly praising Trump for his leadership.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci, Worldwide expert, bow before me at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE
We just took a 20% pay cut company wide.
They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+dsLj)
more please
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
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By not flat-out lying on all the blab shows?
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (M5wRT)
By the way, Whitsett was already familiar with HCQ, because she takes it for lupus. But she credits Trump for suggesting to her that it could be useful against coronavirus.
Is there a logical disconnect here?
If she already takes, then...??
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:08 PM
But as soon as their party masters snap their fingers the knives will come out.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Soros is paying the guy, and he couldn't even be first.
Sad.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 05:10 PM (hku12)
Only until you feel the affects personally. People are dumb.
Democrats are dumb and evil.
This one broke free for one minute because it was her life at stake.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gLRfa)
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I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: ace at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)
Willowed:
Virus deaths down in Italy, Spain and France. Just when they started HCQ more anecdotally.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (zDwuO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Hitting Acosta with a chair would be a great start.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (MQ0v4)
I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.
Pat Paulsen
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)
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Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zZbCU)
I'd pay to see that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (5bxa0)
Oh great, a poll dancer. Yay. Go write for HotAir, bitch.
I posit that all poll trolls are Allahpundit, hoping that someone besides the six or seven people who read his site will hear him jack off to crosstabs for ten thousand words.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Ai0p/)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
Rice has never heard of the baseline "do nothing" option.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (90T4r)
claimed she spits but swallows
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (JFO2v)
I don't know...I think he's convinced me to vote for Pat Buchanan.
Pat Paulsen
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (5bxa0)
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Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (zZbCU)
And now his watch has ended...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)
"Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing" that the WH uses remind anyone of Always Sunny titles?
If the TF is the gang, which is who?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
God help GB if the likes of Corbin step in
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (8fB/R)
Powerful juju, bwana.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (5bxa0)
Rice has never heard of the baseline "do nothing" option.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:13 PM (1g7ch)
If we tested universally and moved people with HIV to an island how long would it take to get rid of disease.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (JFO2v)
They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+dsLj)
Aaaaaahaahaahaha. Get fucked. Except for you. Sorry about getting 20% less and working with idiots.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (nzKWW)
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Almost like... some kind of... connection here...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)
kind of brings tears to your eyes. Someone is thanking Trump. Unicorns and rainbows appear. And those pigs with wings.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (iydjf)
" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)
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Almost like... some kind of... connection here...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)
Nah man, like the goop girls tell me, they've just stopped being afraid of this flu, bro.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (OeWgo)
"Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing" that the WH uses remind anyone of Always Sunny titles?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
Reminds me of Horton Hears a Who.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (a0IVu)
Parliamentary system, and the election just happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any Labour wanker. My worry is they'll pick one of the wets but, it's not much of a worry, since the last election ran a lot of the wets out.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8JqLB)
You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (zDwuO)
Due to Stupidity Inertia and the absence of a press, however, still see him adding only 3 states to 2016.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:12 PM (MQ0v4)
++++
LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (VuPN9)
I'm not calling them liberal, for obvious reasons.
I'm not calling them progressive, because they want to save the planet by reversing technological process.
I'm calling them The Unhinged.
Cause they are.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Susie Rice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (DB16e)
Can't by the constitution. And I think Trump will be so worn out by then he won't want any part of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (KZzsI)
They may not want to but unless they have a money tree at the state house they are going to hurting for money. NY was broke before this hit, imagine what their finances look like now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Incorrect, she took it before for Lyme disease.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (zqs/f)
Is that CNN guy for real being such a fucking asshole?
Who tells that idiot to be such a prick. Wow.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (lg/F7)
************
Nah it'll be fine, although it was grating to see the suburban stasi demand we all shutdown until it started directly impacting their paychecks and you know, the little things like paying the mortgage and putting food on the table.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting Laid Off (China is ASSHOE) at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (bkUtD)
" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)
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I think you're thinking of the rodentesque Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ai0p/)
Cause they are.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)
Pinko Commie Scum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (A5zUN)
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (guGkK)
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)
==========
Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)
Only person I can think of who'd try picking both nostrils at once is Joe Biden.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (El6T/)
Who tells that idiot to be such a prick. Wow.
Likely comes from Zucker.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (bkUtD)
" Farsi Ferret" is very apt.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (90T4r)
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I think you're thinking of the rodentesque Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ai0p/)
Ah yes, yes I was. Hard to keep the felons straight at times.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (5bxa0)
89 87 You know who else wanted to gas retarded people?
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)
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Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Higgins?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (cCaW5)
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)
==========
Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)
Don Lemon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (guGkK)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Well, I know first hand that my wife's hospital system up here in lil ole Maine is running an $85m PER MONTH deficit while this shut down is in effect.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)
That is my concern, when the president annouces we can start going back to normal and Cuomo says "no"
That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Love this man.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (TQ/zJ)
Quote from FDA
For example, said Dr. McKee, daratumumab (Darzalex) was first approved for multiple myeloma in November 2015; a supplemental new drug application for another indication showed similar response rates, resulting in a second approval 1 year later and a third only 7 months after that.
lolgf
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (JFO2v)
"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)
Niiiiice !
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (zr5Kq)
We will get through this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)
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I certainly hope so. Right now I feel like we are in a fricking vortex with no exit.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (VuPN9)
Was wondering about Trump as VP this am. Is that even possible? Though I'll take him as Fl governor or senator too.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (iirbI)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 06, 2020 05:20 PM (axyOa)
"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)
Oh, that's... perfect.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (/ARnS)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM
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Gotta run thermal scans in case some presstitute is tryin' infect the Donald.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (DB16e)
IN a fairer world Trump would be declared Emperor after the HCQ call--assuming it worked as hoped.
In the world of the FNM Trump will be rewarded with another investigation and impeachment.
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (BDGro)
That is my concern, when the president annouces we can start going back to normal and Cuomo says "no"
That and... when this stuff comes back, because it will, do we lock down the nation AGAIN? Its not going to disappear, N1H1 was killing people 3 years later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Trump has the armed forces to go in and save people from enemies foreign and domestic, right?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (MQ0v4)
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (1g7ch)
==========
Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 06, 2020 05:18 PM (zZbCU)
Don Lemon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (A5zUN)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (ifmtJ)
The city was giving us and the firefighters hazard pay since we have to deal with people all the time. Then the pencil pushers who were working at home demanded it too. It was a nice four days...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (bkUtD)
I suspect that once trump gives the all clear, no dem will want to be the first to drop the lockdown in their state. It will be like when no one wanted to be the first to stop clapping for stalin.
Posted by: Pliney
You're right.
It will be the quite the CONUNDRUM, because The Natives are already getting Restless.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (l9m7l)
+++
I certainly hope so. Right now I feel like we are in a fricking vortex with no exit.
I'm so bored I have to hang out with you guys..
I kid , I kid
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (5bxa0)
Damn shame.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: joe at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (fYFzF)
They don't care; most of them are on the government dole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (bkUtD)
But my Mailman is still getting paid to deliver Trash into my mailbox every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (cCaW5)
so in a year or 2 chloroquine ok!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Pliney
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What?! We let a good crisis go to waste?!!
Posted by: Nanzi Peelousy at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Zombie Macho Man at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (zDwuO)
Incorrect, she took it before for Lyme disease.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:17 PM (zqs/f)
Could be syphilis.
Posted by: Dr House at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Hopefully by then we'll have a vaccine or a known effective treatment.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (iQmdl)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Eicbe)
White House due to give coronavirus briefing
They are not usually so straightforward.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (M5wRT)
I kid , I kid
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (5bxa0)
Today I got so bored, I pulled a rootball stump out of my neighbor's yard with my Humvee.
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (9V81o)
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)
Too smarmy, and I think most California Democrats are dead on arrival these days in terms of national elections, especially early primary states.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+oVP5)
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I'm betting that's a very, very particular type of Democrat state representative, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ZCEU2)
That only means his head. He's got long arms.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Trump has the armed forces to go in and save people from enemies foreign and domestic, right?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (LIhNq)
They will have to lockdown again, yeah. This is why I'm skeptical that we come out of this ok.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (IB++I)
*holds two digits under nose*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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Charlie Chaplin?
Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (hZ6Q2)
See also: Hollywood a-holes. Although Hollywood in and of itself is taking a drubbing, as well as the SJW comic book industry.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (bkUtD)
There's no upside to lifting the lockdown. Every death going forward is going to be hung around your neck.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Pancho Villa?
Posted by: Burnt Toast
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No, no, that's called a "Dirty Sanchez."
Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (hZ6Q2)
Who is going to sign up to buy my vaccine and pay for a digital passport if all they need is to phone their GP for a Mother F'ing prescription and take some zinc!!!
This must end now. Do SOMETHING. Media, I'm paying you.
Posted by: Bill Gates of Hell at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (+GvJk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (WI7YS)
.22 short behind right ear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6MJIjCJ20
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
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This is why it's important to elect the Democrat presidential candidate, citizen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (41rs/)
There enough anecdotal evidence this works. You have some doctors already saying that for most situations it will save lives.
The only conclusion you can make is CNN wants people dead. F that guy asking questions.
And by the way, that's the President you sniveling little cock bandit. Treat him with respect.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (OvKdi)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (90T4r)
Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
He'd still be a billionaire with 10% of his fortune.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (MQ0v4)
Trump gave them cover to shut down. He will give them cover to open.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (90T4r)
Californiacation
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Dingbat at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (KylN9)
Bumpkis. I. Want. To. Believe. Nah bro just think I will drink instead. Fire the fat ass.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (WX+x0)
#twoweeks
Tick tock
Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: JackStraw
Well, we had one called "estate taxes", but that damn orange man is doing his best ruin that harvest to
Posted by: State Comptrollers at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (LWu6U)
Or are so wealthy it won't affect them much. Someone like Bill Gates can lose 90% of his fortune and still be a multi millionaire.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)
He'd still be a billionaire with 10% of his fortune.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (wGeit)
2%
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:14 PM
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Link??? And are you saying Navarro "asked" Fauci for his emails?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
____________________
Incentive to start calling balls and strikes on the death count instead of "everyones dying of 'rona" it seems like we have now.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: scottst at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (ojBxe)
I don't see her walking this back.
Posted by: Cheri at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Defenestratus
that sounds like fun, actually
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)
Link??? And are you saying Navarro "asked" Fauci for his emails?
Posted by: olddog
No, that was a separate thought.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hannity droning on and on at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (WX+x0)
***********
Why the shits does the left ear always get off scott free?
Posted by: The Right Ear at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (MQ0v4)
I rewound the feed... as advertised!
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Gman at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (J611q)
@realDonaldTrump
·
3m
White House news conference at 5:45 P.M. Eastern. Thank you!
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)
What do you say to those who are dead?
"Well, I spoke with Joe today, or at least I spoke AT him."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: The Right Ear at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (+dsLj)
Because the left ear gets to party on a Jamaican beach after it is all over.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
____________________
Incentive to start calling balls and strikes on the death count instead of "everyones dying of 'rona" it seems like we have now.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (DB16e)
They never said 'everyone will die of the 'rona', it was always 3%.
Anyway, everyone is anxious to raise the lockdown asap, but it remains questionable if the proper measures are in place to prevent a resurgence in the fall, which may be much worse, that will require another lockdown.
Most people saying otherwise are just playing politics with one another, trying to look more 'responsible' and 'serious' than someone else. That's what the whole game is. There's almost zero contact with reality.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (IB++I)
*********
Candace is my bunny snuggles boom boom.
Well somewhere in the multiverse on Earth #33 she is.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)
had to give half away for fucking great pussy
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (rUpwv)
His whole "nation-state" schtick is soooo weird. It's basically his way of insisting that he's just as important and powerful as the leaders of France and Italy. And you know what they say about having to say you're powerful.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+oVP5)
They love power and comfort that much. They want to control everything that much. You don't matter one way or another to them, as long as they get what they want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (KZzsI)
thank you for all your work.
will hit tip jar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)
I just hit the tip jar, myself.
Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (iuFgi)
Parliamentary system, and the election just happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any Labour wanker. My worry is they'll pick one of the wets but, it's not much of a worry, since the last election ran a lot of the wets out.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 06, 2020 05:16 PM (ykYG2)
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No worries about that then. Dominic Raab (the Foreign Minster and defacto acting PM) is more hardline than Bojo on Brexit.
Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:29 PM (pw+jk)
Shun the non-believer!
Shun!
Shun!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (A5zUN)
Don't know about this "Conservative Angle" as far as fact vs fiction.
But I would subscribe to this newsletter.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (MQ0v4)
His letter to the shart beast was a tongue bath.
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)
By the same token, they aren't doing postmortem testing on people who die. There is some unknown number of Chinese Lung Rot victims that are getting recorded as pneumonia.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (r+sAi)
Joe Biden's speech writer!!!!!
Professor Irwin Corey, The World's Greatest Authority
https://tinyurl.com/grzfkpu
Darn I'm good.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:28 PM (WX+x0)
I read that as double blind
but same
old CYA bureaucrat
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (MQ0v4)
"Don't wear N95 masks, you selfish haters -- you need to save them for people with Covid-19! Dealing with coronavirus should be our #1 priority!"
The Left, two seconds later:
"People with Covid-19 shouldn't take HCQ -- you need to save it for people with other diseases! Coronavirus patients should stop hogging all the good stuff!"
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (N9G0H)
You guys ever see a botfly maggot wriggle out of a suppurating wound on a water buffalo's ass and just think "Damn, I'm getting hungry?"
Posted by: Chinese Dude at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (Ai0p/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (8JqLB)
My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE
We just took a 20% pay cut company wide.
They're all suddenly reeeeeeeally quiet now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From DONT TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOE at April 06,
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My kids , who are milineals, are lamenting the fact that they could be making so much more than the $1200.00 check from the government. And they are right.
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Inglorious Basterds method would work too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM
You mean a sit down?
Navarro--"Tony, I'm tellin' ya. This Hydroxy stuff works!
Fauci--"All right, I don't want it (HCQ) sold near schools...I don't want it near kids....only give it to Trump supporters.....they're animals anyway...let them lose their souls....'
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (CqE5x)
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Its funny, because its true.
*golf clap*
Posted by: nice one at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (V2VWb)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:30 PM (o3+fQ)
The Brit establishment is really afraid of Raab. While they try to write BoJo off as a show-boating buffoon, they know that Raab is the detail guy that will get Brexit done. He's smart, and he's been thinking about Brexit for a long time.
The BBC will be pulling for BoJo.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Defenestratus
that sounds like fun, actually
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
So put a good hitch to haul a friend boat on my car. My dad walks up, good job, but dont be jerking out and stumps.
I have no fukn clue what that was about.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (JFO2v)
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She may be a witch, but I'm not.
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (iydjf)
Navarro v Fauci Round 2
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (8fB/R)
Is the fat Ana Navarro?
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:31 PM (r+sAi)
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I've watched the pressers. There really isn't that much to get. Much thanks to the dumb questions and thin gotcha's of the press.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)
Technically, the UK doesn't have a formal deputy that automatically ascends. Yes, Johnson deputized Raab for interim decision making, but if Johnson dies, then the party would have to elect a new leader who would be recommended to the Queen.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+oVP5)
Corbyn is out as Labour leader. There's a new guy in charge now.
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (gLRfa)
questionable if the proper measures are in place to prevent a resurgence
in the fall, which may be much worse, that will require another
lockdown.
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Good luck with that.
We still aren't at a point that justifies the current lockdown, and to the extent they're sure of anything it's that the peak deaths will be this week.
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (kOpft)
https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I
Was it used before that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
Imagine the fun we'll have when we parade mika and the fake indian down the street naked, throwing feces at them?
Shame! Shame!
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (cCaW5)
*************
This is how I get my WWE kick now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:24 PM (wGeit)
But by the same token, the governors will be under a lot of pressure--by voters and businesses--to end the lock down.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
On a golf course?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (sVClu)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)
coyotes dont bar b q
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
Mr Trump had expressed his best wishes to Mr Johnson on Sunday, when the PM had been hospitalised, but was not yet in intensive care. "All Americans are praying for him; he's a friend of mine and a great gentleman," he said during a press briefing.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: zombie
And if marijuana was said to be a cure they'd be closing down the shops
Posted by: Bruce at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (vd8XM)
The chick in the middle, front row?She certainly has tight pants.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY8)
https://youtu.be/CP6v4T3VT7I
Was it used before that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
at golf
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (WX+x0)
Technically, the UK doesn't have a formal deputy that automatically ascends. Yes, Johnson deputized Raab for interim decision making, but if Johnson dies, then the party would have to elect a new leader who would be recommended to the Queen.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (+oVP5)
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True, however Raab would have to be bit of a favorite to win though.
Posted by: Jackal at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, at golf tournaments.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (90T4r)
Just add the coyotes to the stock pot.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (wGeit)
Eventually, Megan Merkles will be the Ruler of the UK.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (cCaW5)
we survived a half black king suck it up
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
The chick in the middle, front row?She certainly has tight pants.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (ufFY
All the others are legless??
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)
happened. No way the massive Tory majority is voting Corbyn or for any
Labour wanker. ''
Corbyn is out as Labour leader. There's a new guy in charge now.
Posted by: Tuna at April 06, 2020 05:34 PM (gLRfa)
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And he totes not anti-Jew. He is so sorry for the Jew hate of the previous Labour Wanker.
Also he had a very old bridge over the river Thames for sale.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (pw+jk)
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Possibly, but when it threatens THEIR personal livelihood most of the country will give zero fucks about the 1-2% who may die of the flu manchu if it means they can keep their jobs and go back to normal.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
queen fucked up my own joke
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
"My leftist coworkers have all been REEEEEEEEE we need to stay shutdown for 2 months minimum REEEE Trump is trying to kill us by wanting to end it sooner, REEEEEEEEEEEE "
I'm engaging in some possible karmic retribution, but it is not entirely bad to see all the progs that I know go on and on about how we need to destroy the economy to save it and all that complain about having no money or engaging with the government to try to get anything, or trying to get a loan and all that.
Reality is fucking them up. I feel bad, but they are all Trump hating jagoffs who would not like me were they to know I'm pretty much a MAGA guy.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Defenestratus
What was Brian Tater doing in your neighbors yard?
Posted by: Aviator at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (r4PDB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (pw+jk)
It is in AZ. been there
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
I think that's called " glossing".
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)
'She's got Stumps!' was one of ZZ Top's earlier, less successful, song ideas...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)
They are chomping at the bit.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (rbd0C)
Yeah, but you never know.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (ufFY8)
Was it used in a joking reference to damning with faint praise or mockery before the film Men At Work?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)
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As I Directed.
Posted by: Bill Gates of Hell, and I Will Prevail against you TRUMP!!! at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (vUAI/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
Absolutely. We survived a Marxist attempted take over, this ain't nuthin;.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (+dsLj)
It's unlikely that lifting the lockdown will have a huge positive effect if the pandemic is not under control, anyway. People will not be going out as often, etc etc, out of fear of getting infected. It's not like you can just magically make the pandemic's psychological effects disappear by raising the lockdown. Once people are aware of it and see someone they know die, it may as well be Ebola.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (WX+x0)
Was it used in a joking reference to damning with faint praise or mockery before the film Men At Work?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)
I dunno. In real life, I prefer to use the slow clap for mocking purposes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
It was actually pretty hilarious.
Photo of pre-stump removal: https://tinyurl.com/ulyr69x
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (88xKn)
Sign outside of CBS Studios:
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[1] Days since Lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)
====New sign outside CBS:
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)
Not just people they know, but also celebrities and politicians. If BoJo dies that's going to freak a lot of people out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
They're getting pretty old...
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)
He'll wear out that 0 before anything else. He could safely sell off the other digits for some side corn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
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Keep yourself alive.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
It started HERE earlier because it started in CHINA earlier.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)
I think that's called " glossing".
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Your Whataboutism meme has been superceded.
Posted by: The internet meme status notification system at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (YZ07G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
It was actually pretty hilarious.
Photo of pre-stump removal: https://tinyurl.com/ulyr69x
Posted by: Defenestratus
and the after?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (IB++I)
Not just people they know, but also celebrities and politicians. If BoJo dies that's going to freak a lot of people out.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (wGeit)
Right. The gamble here is supposed to be that you take the economic hit right now, stem the pandemic, and be able to open up and flip all the switches on at once.
Trump's on.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Dem Ad at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (8fB/R)
Sez the people unemployed via the shut-down can rejoice in their humanity in putting other people before their financial health. They should be proud.
What a doofus. Congrats, Kentucky.
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (8JqLB)
and a few ball cuts
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (JFO2v)
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I think the story referred to a confrontation between them that occurred in one of the task force meetings--not in the press conference.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (BDGro)
*****
I think it's already abating but yes its going to be a while before people recover, it's definitely not going to be instant normalcy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (M5wRT)
Sez the people unemployed via the shut-down can rejoice in their humanity in putting other people before their financial health. They should be proud.
What a doofus. Congrats, Kentucky.
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (L3Rsz)
He's a shit weasel and son of a shit weasel.
Kentucky is strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)
I think that's called " glossing".
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (90T4r)
But will the CDC attempt to prove that out? Doubt it.
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)
he won't die
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (zr5Kq)
It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)
[0] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (pw+jk)
[-1172] Days since lost-credibility Incident.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
-Dems in about 2 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)
Last I read he was in ICU but no ventilator
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (5bxa0)
....will hit tip jar....
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)
---------------------------
Thanks for that reminder to us all, nr.
Those of us who are still employed and getting a check need to pick up the slack a bit here.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (M/9m0)
It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)
Intelligence increased overnight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: jmel at April 06, 2020 05:43 PM (OeWgo)
I'm sure the media will screech about it either way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (K5ciJ)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:39 PM (rbd0C)
No, Ace got the details wrong. She had Lyme disease, not Lupus, and took it in the past to get over that.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)
Chuckle. Sounds more like a Zappa song title though.
Maybe BOC. Or perhaps Zevon --
Send Lawyers Guns And Prosthetics
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (UoNxv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (r+sAi)
That profession has a nasty habit of getting ahead of the data and killing many. It often takes them decades to realize they were killing people instead of helping them.
So, while I think he is wrong (or likely wrong,) in this case, I think he is right in trying to tamp down mania. A team needs a pessimist like him. Now ignore him.
Posted by: State Comptrollers at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (LWu6U)
the at-risk, sure. the elderly, some. the insane OCD worrywarts? hopefully!
BUT the weather is getting nicer and everyone I konw was more afraid of the fascist police/governor/shutdowns/restrictions than ANYTHING ELSE. not afraid of the virus! and the knowledge that there are treatments makes that even less of a fear.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (j9HX3)
Puget Sound =/= the entire state.
The rest of us want to live our lives.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
I was so excited to have it ripped out that I neglected to take a picture, but the video is here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxxu6rvv
(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (9V81o)
Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:37 PM (JFO2v)
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Keep yourself alive.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)
Did not mean to blame Freddie. Comas Matter!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (JFO2v)
repeated clap at a high rate of speed, with low intensity, resulting in pitty pat sound from a multitude rather than a thunderous applause.
Posted by: the golf clap at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (vUAI/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: jmel
_______
I think proper protocol requires only the attendance of the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Furious George at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (9vQJW)
they specifically said he was NOT on a vent
'ette, you need to chill a teeny bit my love
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)
-Dems in about 2 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)
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They depend on no memory and a complete apathy to check them on it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Defenestratus at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (9V81o)
So, like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: jmel
_______
I think proper protocol requires only the attendance of the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Furious George at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (9vQJW)
Send Pelosi with instructions to lick the casket.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (Z4rgH)
comas matter
lawyer guns prolly less effective than prostestics
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:42 PM (d7Ww2)
I was so excited to have it ripped out that I neglected to take a picture, but the video is here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxxu6rvv
(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)
Posted by: Defenestratus
the neighbor in the lawn chair supervising made me LOL
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
double Titos and tonic, twist
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: dantesed at April 06, 2020 05:40 PM (88xKn)
Unnamed sources.
Navarro is assigned to the side boy seats. He doesn't have a place at the table.
Towards end, Navarro stands up, goes to table, drops copies of all the Hydroxy Chloriquine test results, and says lets start pushing this HARD.
Fauci does his usual, no double blind tests, blah, blah, blah. Navarro says many other countries are doing this. Etc. etc.
For Washington DC meetings, this was an all out brawl.
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
GB wouldn't have it?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (BDGro)
We can take solace in the fact that Trump really tries to help people, and usually wins
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (8fB/R)
"CNN is the wet market of news."
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 05:19 PM (G546f)
Oh, that's... perfect.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 05:21 PM (wGeit
More like wet fart.
I have been to Filipino wet markets hundreds of times. Actually enjoy looking at the days' catch that came in. All fish is fresh, on ice and gone before that evening. Beef and pork is a different story....
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (rbd0C)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (UoNxv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:38 PM (A5zUN)
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For some dumb reason that reminds me of people complaining that the death toll for Covid-19 keeps rising.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (Eicbe)
-Dems in about 2 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (UoNxv)
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They depend on no memory and a complete apathy to check them on it.
=====
They are a cult, not a political party.
Posted by: EDKH at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (SGsOj)
It's Washington. Most kids are growing up to be dullard leftists, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:44 PM (VWp7G)
teen girl pregnancy and VD down 80%
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
GB wouldn't have it?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)
The Marines are going to deliver it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)
I agree with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
Trump Saves Boris!
That would be a headline.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (A5zUN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENAuQIAgXIg
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)
He appears with his Chained Slave Girl at most Pressers, but she tested positive for the ' Rona, so Lori Lightfoot is subbing. She's no Carrie Fisher, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)
*Bad Ash is in the grave screaming about how he will win*
Uh Huh. Hey, you got something on your face...
Uh?
*Ash throws a load of dirt on his head*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (A5zUN)
Then Trump went off script and lives were saved.
Posted by: RealityMan at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (7NSrk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (K22Va)
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It's already in the docket.
Posted by: The Hague at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pj at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (qlTN9)
good girl
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (BDGro)
Earlier I read there were so many bodies they were gonna dig up parks for mass graves...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (UoNxv)
planks and squats kill 4 cancers
Posted by: notorious RBG at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (JFO2v)
You'd think the Fake News and the Left would want the schools to re-open ASAP, because no school = no school shootings.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (SwWMX)
Yeah shutting down public schools is going to result in a better education for 90% of kids out there anyway. Maybe their parents will start to give a crap about their education at this point.
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Uhhh, yeah. I knew I needed to be more proactive with Lady YD's older daughter. Now that I am seeing first hand what goes on...
Jeebus, guys.
How any public schoolteacher can look at herself in the mirror is a mystery to me, and this is a "good" district.
And yes, she is learning much better with me than she was in the classroom.
She asked me "why aren't YOU a teacher, YD?"
And I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (Ai0p/)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)
Of course they do
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
........
If by "making out" you mean "gutting each other like a fish" then, yes.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (v0R5T)
Golden scalps have to stick together.
Posted by: marybeth at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: tubal
Second City Cop blog refers to Lighfoot as Groot
Posted by: Bruce at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (SwWMX)
What about the gov of IL.??
Fat fvck is going to tax our balls off and never misses a chance to rip on Trump. Fvck him. Trump sent FEMA and the Corp of Engineers to turn McCormic Place into the biggest hospital in the state and he still bitches.
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (BDGro)
hysterectomies and castrations for the masses
Posted by: notorious RBG at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (M5wRT)
........
We are all intubated now.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (M5wRT)
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:48 PM (5bxa0)
Of course they do
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:51 PM (ONvIw)
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But they are going to need a 37-stroke-6 because they've already ordered the ice floe.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
no. they are getting shut down because all of their normal activity has dried up. no surgeries, colonoscopies, orthopedic repairs..... nothing but COVID19 patients.
and there aren't very many.
so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff. by the thousands
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: tubal
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"Exeunt" is used for a GROUP of characters leaving the stage.
Write that 100 times by sunrise, or I'll chop your balls off.
Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (hZ6Q2)
********
30 years ago I might have been interested in watching that, for science.
Nowadays, nah.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
*pauses, counts*
I have five...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:47 PM (BDGro)
He appears with his Chained Slave Girl at most Pressers, but she tested positive for the ' Rona, so Lori Lightfoot is subbing. She's no Carrie Fisher, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)
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She is also known as Groot at Second City Cop blog.
The nickname was given with all the respect they could muster. (Not Much).
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)
Public schools are babysitters, in most cases our economy is functioning with parents that can't function as parents. That they are not working right now probably is a godsend, but here in MD they had to do food distributions since many parents couldn't handle providing lunches for their own children.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (0iFhS)
Nowadays, nah.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (+dsLj)
In these times of stress, we can all take heart in the rising potential for ace to accidentally post busty porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (A5zUN)
'ette, you need to chill a teeny bit my love
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 06, 2020 05:46 PM (j9HX3)
meh, I'm very chilled. Always.
You believe the news now? Especially in regards to a leader of the Western World?
nah.
I hope for the best, but I never believe the news 100%.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Get a good gin, maybe add some pineapple juice
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52
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Both hospitals laying off staff in my town.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Sandy Hook Elementary was closed and vacant and that didn't stop a photoshopped madman from "killing" kids.
...Yeah, I denounce myself. Don't waste your time.
Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (hZ6Q2)
Who the FUCK are you? Sooth is a regular. Never seen you before.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (VcFUs)
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
the old tripod syndrome
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)
smart
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (5bxa0)
Stop taking Hydroxychoroquine if you develop a rash or if blood pressure increases
Frequent urination may occure in some patients or growth of a third appendage in rare cases.
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
..........
My third appendage will grow? Gimme summa dat shit.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (v0R5T)
*****
Somewhere on Facebook one of my retard former lefty friends is saying this, ad verbatim.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)
This Four Roses seems to be working fine. I may need to continue trials...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (M5wRT)
And he never looks tired.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (8fB/R)
Evidence indicates that intubation leads to worse outcomes, it is being delayed as long as possible. Not accounted for in the models.
When the predictions were made, a previously healthy person who had an oxygen level of 90% would likely be put on a vent.
Our understanding of this disease is changing by the day. It is now being thought of as a blood disorder and not a lung problem.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (UoNxv)
CUOMO 2020!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (LWu6U)
Always, the shutters go like hummingbird wings.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (MQ0v4)
The next step for some idiot Democrat Totalitarian in power is to shut off electricity.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (cCaW5)
Although judging from the wailing and gnashing of teeth at having the kids home all day in social media, my guess is they will just be stuck in front of a screen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 05:45 PM (KZzsI)
Public schools are babysitters, in most cases our economy is functioning with parents that can't function as parents. That they are not working right now probably is a godsend, but here in MD they had to do food distributions since many parents couldn't handle providing lunches for their own children.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)
yep
daughter debating so she stayed in for final years. Got 30 hours on the side with AP and self study. After 10th grade public school worthless as tits on a boar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (JFO2v)
And the lime twist.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (r+sAi)
Fellow Italian-Americans:
All if favor of giving the President honorary Italian-American status?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)
So I've turned to white.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (Ed8Zd)
Racist??
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)
Just make sure your control group sticks with Valu-rite or rubbing alcohol or the clinical trial will be meaningless.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)
Who else could have done this?
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Japan and Singapore at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ELB5R)
Posted by: trollkiller at April 06, 2020 05:50 PM (SwWMX)
Who the FUCK are you? Sooth is a regular. Never seen you before.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (VcFUs)
$10 says trollfellator is a public school teacher.
"Work on my Summer Hiatus??? Are you fucking nuts?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)
I never believe the news
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)
**********
Meanwhile we get to watch the press fellate sonny coomo every day on national TV during his press conferences, because obviously nothing exists outside of NYC.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (WX+x0)
He said yesterday that they did have some good news but wouldn't share it because they didn't want to get their hopes up, in so many words.
I think they see things turning around. He wants to jumpstart the economy asap. He "sees the light" as he said.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (+oVP5)
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hmmmm, what does that mean in terms of treatment ?
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (0iFhS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Covered by the HSA, along with my Hermes face scarf?
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
I agree. I have my grandsons here and the progress is a delight. Teachers seem to want everyone on the same path and I have always found that unacceptable
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)
lol, I didn't want to say that, but yeah, when have they been truthful?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)
One of the best parts about living in Kentucky is that Bourbon selection is ... copious. And most of it is dirt cheap, except for Pappy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (A5zUN)
My middle son - 12 years old - love it, because all his fellow students are "weird and annoying."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 05:55 PM (A5zUN)
My wild Irish rose
sweetest flower that grows
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (BDGro)
Trumpicilin
Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)
Doncylovir
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (JFO2v)
(its really not all that impressive, and didn't need a 12,000lbs winch, we were just bored men getting into trouble with the wives)
Posted by: Defenestratus
Heh. I did the same a while back. Sadly, I had to use my '94 cutlass supreme. Didn't look nearly as impressive as yours.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52
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Both hospitals laying off staff in my town.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (Dhht7)
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Minnesota Hospitals losing $31 million dollars a day, every day. No elective procedures, everyone is staying away.
$31 million a day is almost a BILLION DOLLARS a month.
$1,000,000,000.00 per month.
We are a medium sized state.
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (+0uDE)
$10 says trollfellator is a public school teacher.
"Work on my Summer Hiatus??? Are you fucking nuts?"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Heh, that's what it seemed like, but it's a disgruntled butthurt turd from an earlier thread. Check the hash.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Kendricks just needs ice!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (JFO2v)
I have a ton off whiskey in the house, but I don't like it straight. Need something to mix with it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
Actually got a bit dusty in here. That is great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
lol
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Where did you see this?
One of the sites I go to for the data shows "Complications" as pneumonia and/or kidney failure.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
ice cubes
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)
His older brother was a model student. go figure.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (sjTfF)
Doncylovir
****
Twoscoopsicillin
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (+dsLj)
And those don't take into account, because you can't, any therapies that are so good they start lowering the numbers materially.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Dude, it's Washington. Likely true, because Washington
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 06, 2020 05:54 PM (IB++I)
sorry, but it sounds kinda disgisting
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)
But isn't that stupid?
Kids will be a half a year behind because Asshoe Teachers don't want to work during the Summer (after having the Spring off).
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (ufFY
Mom just texted me that two of my cousins on Long Island have it. She didn't say how they are doing. I'm worried about the younger one, he's 27 and has the HIV.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ai0p/)
Who?
Heh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/
Sunshine and the fact that LA sprawls and you don't have as many people living right on top of each other and using public transportation must surely be factors.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (VWp7G)
But it was a no-brainer--or wait, it was a nearly-no brainer, because the press hasn't gotten it at all.
But it was a simple risk calculation. If I had a doctor telling me I might die under C19, and he's not going to give me the cocktail, I'd ask him "So, then give me the thing that has proven to work better."
No? Then give me HCQ.
It's like when Obama parrots said we were spending too much money on health care, and I said health care has a different *opportunity cost* because there are no opportunities without health.
A rather simple risk-analysis and the press needs to STFU.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)
(I only got it in case I ran out of beer and had to go to mixed drinks.)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (JFO2v)
My middle son - 12 years old - love it, because all his fellow students are "weird and annoying."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (VWp7G)
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Minnesota offers home schooling via computer normally.
I often wish I had that option. School was boring, boring, boring, waiting for kids to get to what I learned last year.
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (+0uDE)
Like throwing something at your cat and trying to get a cute picture. Except in reverse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
Keep her out if you can. My oldest is autistic and took off like a light when we started homeschooling. She has no intellectual impairment, but they were leaving her bored in math "to let other things catch up." She's now ready for college math (Calculus, not College Algebra) and on grade level in everything else as a junior. Public school is terrible for neurotypicals, but it's worse for autistics. And we are in a "good" school district. And yes, they have to give her services she would get like speech, OT, and PT even if you homeschool.
Posted by: Catherine at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (rSY7i)
Don't they realize they are evil and can never do anything right???
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)
we are coalescing around the idea that the virus kicks the iron out of hemoglobin. The free iron causes oxidative damage to tissues. HCQ stops the attack on hemoglobin. Unfortunately there are people taking HCQ for lupus who are getting severe disease. Not enough data to say if lupus makes them more susceptible at baseline or there was some other factor or the hemoglobin theory is wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (UoNxv)
Posted by: dartist at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)
Not much of a stretch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)
Analversey is tomorrow. I got an 04 Sterling set back.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (BDGro)
If AoS had Medal of Freedom, he'd be the one I'd nominate
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Heh, I hung his feather boa'd carcass on the wall.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)
Yep. I bet everyone here would have believed that to be the case.
No distractions. No junk science and blabbering sjw pc crap thrown at them by the teachers.
Relaxing setting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)
In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Ed8Zd)
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM (MQ0v4)
Hey, I don't drink, ya jackwagon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)
Is the Welches for fiber?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (d6Ksn)
There's a tiny bit in there, but you'd have to drink a couple of gallons to get a therapeutic daily dose.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Any Schlitz Gay?
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 05:58 PM (JFO2v)
lol, I didn't want to say that, but yeah, when have they been truthful?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 05:59 PM (8fB/R)
It's been a learning experience. Before, I pretty much knew that if a politician's lips were moving they were lying, but know I know that if any media figure is breathing, then they're thinking about lying in the very next sentence or question they utter.
Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (KZzsI)
the PPP is pretty strong. Thank you President Trump!
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 06, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (VWp7G)
I do not understand those words in that order........
Posted by: tbodie at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (8K7us)
One of the sites I go to for the data shows "Complications" as pneumonia and/or kidney failure.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)
I am on a couple international FB groups where we are exchanging info and ideas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (UoNxv)
Initech is doing great thing
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:01 PM
did you get the memo?
Posted by: Bill Lumburg at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (cuot+)
Posted by: Difference Engine at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (WX+x0)
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)
Just don't drink it before its time.
*clink*
*hic*
Posted by: Orson Welles at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (guGkK)
Relaxing setting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (8fB/R)
Someone who actually gives a shit whether they learn something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (A5zUN)
Yeah, I'm jogging nearly every day but I really miss the gym. Really miss it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
Keep her out if you can. My oldest is autistic and took off like a light when we started homeschooling. She has no intellectual impairment, but they were leaving her bored in math "to let other things catch up." She's now ready for college math (Calculus, not College Algebra) and on grade level in everything else as a junior. Public school is terrible for neurotypicals, but it's worse for autistics. And we are in a "good" school district. And yes, they have to give her services she would get like speech, OT, and PT even if you homeschool.
Posted by: Catherine at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (rSY7i)
how about this.
Learn all x to x table for a trip to fav food.
13x13 169
15 x 15 225
etc.
fun to know
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)
very unecessary
Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/
Sunshine and the fact that LA sprawls and you don't have as many people living right on top of each other and using public transportation must surely be factors.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (d6Ksn)
people were really distancing
and there were $fines. At least where my relatives live.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (8fB/R)
Ironically, vodka comes in flavors now, including grape.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Pliney at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (nzKWW)
You know, there are ways to exercise at home
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (zr5Kq)
The next step for some idiot Democrat Totalitarian in power is to shut off electricity."
This was threatened in Virginia when most counties resisted proposed gun control. If memory serves, Newsom threatened last week to kill electricity to businesses not deemed in compliance with his shut down.
Quite Communist Chinese of them, actually.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (puu6v)
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Your words offend me!
Posted by: Homeless, drug-addled sidewalk-shitting San Franciscan at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (ufFY8)
(I only got it in case I ran out of beer and had to go to mixed drinks.)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Dhht7)
Reading the tonic bottle. It says " contains quinine" in big old letters on the front of bottle. Tell your daughter, " okay, millenial".
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (90T4r)
Fucking irresponsible. This is just another example of why we are largely estranged from Wifey's side of the family.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (x8Wzq)
US Public Health Service. They wear uniforms similar to the navy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (UoNxv)
That sounds like something that would lead to very colorful barfing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: George V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (U2Tva)
Yeah, I'm jogging nearly every day but I really miss the gym. Really miss it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (VWp7G)
you can get a nice set of band for 50 bucks. find a door in house to use as place to anchor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (v0R5T)
It's difficult with the flippers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)
Good move, olddog.
Posted by: tbodie at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (8K7us)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (Dhht7)
*golfclap*
Contra to the earlier discussion, I never use the *golf clap* here in a mocking fashion, but it is better/different than a +1 or 'This'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)
We appreciate your care.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (MQ0v4)
If memory serves, Newsom threatened last week to kill electricity to businesses not deemed in compliance with his shut down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
Los Angeles, and I think the mayor actually did it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (hZ6Q2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (8JqLB)
In college I once got drunk from Vodka and grape kool-aid.
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (A5zUN)
A friend said that he once partook of a concoction that was basically Everclear and grape juice mixed up in a polystyrene cooler with a little ice added.
He stopped as soon as he noticed that the polystyrene cooler was dissolving in the mixture.
Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (MQ0v4)
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Not this one!
Posted by: Weasel at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (MVjcR)
They KNOW he's a gibbering incompetent and are increasingly frustrated that he's run rings around them every fucking time.
This treatment to shorten the course of the disease and improve survival rates CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO BE TRUE BECAUSE TRUMP, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!??
STOP LIVING, YOU PEOPLE!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (0iFhS)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)
My rowing machine that cost *mumblemumble* dollars would disagree with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:02 PM (Eicbe)
This!
Hydroxy Chloriquine. Worried about my Heart and QT elongation? Hook up the EKG, check that off.
Make sure my chart says you fully briefed me, and patient was emphatic about trying HCQ, Zinc, and Z-pack.
If that doesn't work, try doctor shopping.
If you live? Switch doctors, and doctor practices.
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (+0uDE)
The drop in projections I referred to was driven by major model revision based on the availability of what appear to be peak data and timelines from specific locales in Spain and Italy.
Apart from the obvious desire to destroy the economy and institute North Korea-like tyranny in the US, the people doing the models also, with their leftover time, actually constantly tweak the models based on the increasing data in order to make them, you now, better.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)
Roger that. Thanks. So don't pour it in with Tom Collins mix?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pliney
Cannot happen soon enough. I have a weight bench and resistance bands at home, but I have better workouts at the gym. Probably because they don't let me take my IPA's in.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (q19F0)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (VWp7G)
Vodka, ice, and pre-sugared drink mixes like Kool-Aid and Tang. You'd add enough mix that it would saturate and stop dissolving. Keep stirring and give the ice about three minutes to melt. Chug, burp, eat the undissolved sugar, rinse, repeat.
(And, yes, very colorful puke puddles in the dorm stairwells.)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (d6Ksn)
Get rested, Donna of the Ampersands.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Its like that weakman authoritarian piece. So bad it was painful to even hear about. They just KNOW he's a tyrant but he keeps not being one. conclusion: he must be really bad at being a tyrant. Invincible stupidity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Still get flashback hangovers from that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: George V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (U2Tva)
Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (d6Ksn)
My rowing machine that cost *mumblemumble* dollars would disagree with you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (A5zUN)
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Rowing Machine? You can't hang the clothes on a rowing machine! You need a stationary bike, or a stepping machine to hang the laundry.
Posted by: rd at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (UoNxv)
Thanks. Are you a doctor?
I have been trying to find out if the doctors and nurses and medical staff (as well as first responders) are dying at an abnormal rate versus the typical flu. I know this is a delicate question, but no one seems to be able to answer.
I have a new doctor in my family and I'll ask him. He can find out, I'm sure. He'll be at Balboa's Navy Hospital soon. I just didn't want to bother him right now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (8fB/R)
Hell of a thing, that I'm more worried about dust than a virus. But I've wound up with a sore throat more than once from vigorous housecleaning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (0iFhS)
It's an opportunistic coup attempt brought to us by a virus. The goal is larger than the 2020 election--it is to replace capitalism with Marxist-oriented socialism. It has gotten depressingly close.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
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It's obvious. They want old people to die.
Crazy thing is that The Unhinged can just say "Yes" to that and look at you like "What's wrong with that? Are you against progress?"
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (Eicbe)
Still get flashback hangovers from that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Little 5 weekend at IU. Junior year. 1996.
Southern Comfort and Dr Pepper.
There will be vomit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (A5zUN)
I home-schooled all four of mine, three up to high school, one through high-school.They all did very well, and went onto college, advanced degrees and whatnot.
My life's work, really...spanned 32 years, from first to last.
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (X5CsJ)
You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)
Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: rhennigantx
_______
^^^ This ^^^
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (9vQJW)
I can't believe how fast so many have gone from productive citizens to filthy , unwashed day-drunks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Who you calling drunk??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (SENHs)
Churchill started most of his days with a high ball glass full of ice, one part Johnnie Red Label, and four parts good club soda.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 06, 2020 06:11 PM (0iFhS)
Valid point.
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Eicbe)
Pretty sure Hemingway drowned in that river.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)
and institute North Korea-like tyranny in the US, the people doing the
models also, with their leftover time, actually constantly tweak the
models based on the increasing data in order to make them, you now,
better.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)
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Shhh. You're giving it away.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:07 PM (A5zUN) "
Same here ... I never use it mockingly, just as an acknowledgement of a good observation or witty remark.
*shot*
*beer*
been a long day of hard work
*shot*
Okay, that's better.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Difference Engine at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM
Power Gen Italia
Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (UoNxv)
Posted by: vivi at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
She doing all right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (ufFY8)
Almost certainly the IG report reflects the recent past, when the whole effing thing was brand-new, and of course there were few test kits available.
But instead of pointing that out, he goes off on the IG.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (El6T/)
I have a crush on the Wendy's girl right now, does that count?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (MQ0v4)
Someone who actually gives a shit whether they learn something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:05 PM (A5zUN)
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Fuck yes.
Here's the thing - this is girl is bright, inquisitive, loves to study, and has a great attitude. The curriculum I'm observing is laughably easy. Yet, her marks are average. A little to the right of the curve, but not much.
She should be a straight-A student.
And in order to shame the low-grade Grifter Remoras at the county, I'll see to it by the end of the semester that she is.
And while I'll have to keep her in the soul-killing mindprison once I go back to work, we're never going back to that mediocrity. Weekends, nights, whatevs. She's going to learn because I now see I can do this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (Ai0p/)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)
Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)
There was this super cute girl making biscuits at some fast food restaurant while she danced with headphones on. Can't remember which fast food chain it was.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
They are all dumb.
Whoever wrote her question did not include details.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (MQ0v4)
When the left can't keep lying about hydroxychloroquine due to the positive results we keep hearing about how will they Memory Hole all of claiming that it doesn't work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (iiQCS)
I am an emergency physician in GA. I have heard of several docs dying from this. Abnormal rate? Not sure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (UoNxv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Trumpscovy
(ask your doctor if these are right for you)
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:06 PM (v0R5T)
*normal guy walks in room*
*tells doc my wife, mother of my children needs help*
*doc says*
I got this thanks to our President.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:15 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
that's all they are interested in
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Answer: NO!
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (L3Rsz)
I like how Trump just flat out rejects the premises of tge gotcha questions
"no" "that's wrong" lol
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (G546f)
Posted by: skywch at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)
Am I the only moron who remembers the Carl's Jr ads?
The chains food is/was meh, but the commercials had their finger on the heartbeat of America.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
That would have been a good phrasing for PDT to use.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (BDGro)
din din time
Have to text my husband upstairs when meals are ready, haha.
Texted him a picture of dinner.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:03 PM (VWp7G)
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Even if, for practical reasons, there is not a significant uptick in home-schooling, at the very least there might be more respect and tolerance for those that DO home-school.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (M/9m0)
thank you so much for your observations and insight. I look forward to reading your posts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: vivi at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (MQ0v4)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (BDGro)
The CiC can certainly settle arguments in his command.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (s9Eo8)
Susan Rice is a POS.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (UoNxv)
===
If you mean POS = lying ass anti American bitch cunt, then I agree.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (pw+jk)
Trump says he saw gas for 91 cents. Journo tries to dunk on him citing the *AVERAGE* price from AAA!
The answer to "What the hell don't these people know?" gets more and more bottomless.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)
Kate Upton digging into a double cheeseburger?
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Still get flashback hangovers from that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (x8Wzq) "
Eeeewwww ... nothing like my idea of Jagermeister w/ codeine.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (zr5Kq)
PDT: We agreed not to talk about what was said.
Dumbass Reporter: Could you tell me what the suggestions were?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (El6T/)
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)
*fistbump*
Charlotte McKinney.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (SENHs)
Am I the only moron who remembers the Carl's Jr ads?
The chains food is/was meh, but the commercials had their finger on the heartbeat of America.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (A5zUN)
I think Carl's and Hardee's are connected, yes? Here in Illinois, it is Hardee's. Anyway, the girl would bite into the burger, and the juice
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (WI7YS)
about 3 cases of everclear, vodka, white rum, and then flavor with Hawaiian punch and Sprite.
Add to 10 lb bags of ice and 10 lb of frozen CO2. Liquid panty remover.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (JFO2v)
*****
Burgers and Boobs are the defining traits of the greatest things America has to offer.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)
She: I bet a real woman would get you to hand over your delicious (whatever they were calling this particular) hamburger.
He: (deadpan voice) Better be a real BIG woman. (resumes eating)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: lizabth at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)
*America the beautiful plays as the flag waves*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (A5zUN)
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)
*fistbump*
Charlotte McKinney.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)
Oh yes. Two all-American gals who just love them some meat...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
The parent corporation is a merger of the Hardee's and Carl's Jr. chains...
Posted by: Abacus at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (KZzsI)
US Public Health Service.
One of the Eight Uniformed Services.
Can you name them all?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (BDGro)
Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (kOpft)
President and farcical "presidential candidate" talk, agree to keep their conversation private.
Beltway reporter sez "hey their campaign told me ..... " as a hook to make Trump publicize whatever idiocy Biden imparted.
Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 06, 2020 06:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Always Being Single (China is Asshoe) at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)
*America the beautiful plays as the flag waves*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (A5zUN)
Yet another reason why we won't be speaking Chinese.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
She doing all right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:13 PM (A5zUN)
When I put her outside she seems herself but inside she gets all whiny and needy.
She had some big pukes this morning but not since.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (C1Lsn)
Mezcal, for me. Dos Guzanos. Just thinking of the label makes me retch. I also suffered some electrical burns as a result of that experience. FTS.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Ai0p/)
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
*looks both ways*
try searching 'Charlotte McKinney leaked' into your favorite search engine with the safe search off.
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (BDGro)
She: I bet a real woman would get you to hand over your delicious (whatever they were calling this particular) hamburger.
He: (deadpan voice) Better be a real BIG woman. (resumes eating)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 06, 2020 06:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Heh. That's a paraphrasing of a scene from Arthur.
Susan: A real woman could stop you from Drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 06, 2020 06:22 PM (KZzsI)
She had some big pukes this morning but not since.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
She's still under a year right? Ajax would have weird things for the first couple years. I think it is because they eat things that don't agree with them. A puppy's answer for everything is to eat it.
Probably not something too much to worry about unless it persists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (A5zUN)
The reporters are scratching their heads because they have no idea of what that means.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Seared SEARED into my memory
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 06, 2020 06:17 PM (iTXRQ)
*fistbump*
Charlotte McKinney.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:18 PM (A5zUN)
........
Flame broiled FLAME BROILED into mine.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)
*puts tape over laptop camera*
Posted by: olddog in mo,
Too late, Bob at NSA has that screen capture thingy
Posted by: MarkY at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (7M6jj)
I love President Trump
======
It can't be said enough!
I love President Donald Trump!!
Posted by: Floridachick at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (iirbI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)
........
We're gonna need more Jello.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
no. they are getting shut down because all of their normal activity has dried up. no surgeries, colonoscopies, orthopedic repairs..... nothing but COVID19 patients.
and there aren't very many.
so, hospitals are laying off docs and nurses and surgical staff. by the thousands
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 05:52 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah. In my area anything that can be put off is being put off. I could see a gastroenterologist, say, suddenly having a bunch of free time on his hands.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (wGeit)
Northernlurker, my old cat has tummy problems some days, and chicken broth seems to help him. The canned kind, low sodium.
Posted by: skywch at April 06, 2020 06:16 PM (Y/Ps0)
+++When my son's Lab has had stomach problems, the vet always recommended cooking up some chicken and rice, and this has always been successful.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (VuPN9)
NOOD
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (cCaW5)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (M5wRT)
Is this similar to what you're talking about?
"The past 48 hours or so have seen a huge revelation: COVID-19 causes prolonged and progressive hypoxia (starving your body of oxygen) by binding to the heme groups in hemoglobin in your red blood cells. People are simply desaturating (losing o2 in their blood), and that's what eventually leads to organ failures that kill them, not any form of ARDS or pneumonia. All the damage to the lungs you see in CT scans are from the release of oxidative iron from the hemes, this overwhelms the natural defenses against pulmonary oxidative stress and causes that nice, always-bilateral ground glass opacity in the lungs. Patients returning for re-hospitalization days or weeks after recovery suffering from apparent delayed post-hypoxic leukoencephalopathy strengthen the notion COVID-19 patients are suffering from hypoxia despite no signs of respiratory 'tire out' or fatigue."
Posted by: IrishEi at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 06:21 PM (SENHs)
........
We're gonna need more Jello.
Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
Remember to hydrate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 06:25 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:26 PM (M5wRT)
I've said before that I'm tracking deaths and cases in the IHME model. I know the Horde already knows that the model is way off--too high by 4-8X-- in projections of ICU beds and vent demand.
Tracking IHME "average" death projections for month of April YTD vs. worldometer data (4/6 nearly complete as it is on GMT)--USA deaths below original projections by over 1K. Every state that I track also below, except FL (over by 6 deaths) and NJ (over by 243).
Posted by: groovygirl at April 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)
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This is where they need to get a Quint lookalike to scratch his nails across the chalkboard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 06:29 PM (Eicbe)
You misspelled Arby's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 06, 2020 06:10 PM (VWp7G)
Ah. I remember the Hardee's Burger Girl. Those were the days, my friend
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020
*
*
A great many years ago I dated a girl who managed an Arby's. She looked much like the actress who played Michael J. Fox's girlfriend in Teen Wolf. (And no, I didn't get to eat at the restaurant for free. There were a LOT of other and much better benefits, IYKWIM.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 06:30 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 06, 2020 06:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:32 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: azalea city at April 06, 2020 06:32 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 06, 2020 06:33 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:28 PM (M5wRT)
I call these fallen sparrow questions. They have internalized the Trump is God, and all powerful. Not a bikini is worn without him noticing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:34 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:35 PM (M5wRT)
answering the criticism about tests, raised by Christi Grimm
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:36 PM (M5wRT)
Giroir on Grimm
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:37 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 06, 2020 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Every person who needs a ventilator will get a ventilator.
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:38 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Anecdotal Fauci at April 06, 2020 06:39 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: m at April 06, 2020 06:39 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 06, 2020 06:47 PM (LWu6U)
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Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)