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CBS "News" Runs Completely Fake Story They Saw On Social Media Without Bothering to do Any Fact Checking Whatsoever

A nutty "nurse" -- who had actually stopped working as a nurse a year ago due to being "bipolar" and also to pursue some kind of BBW Instagram "model" career -- came back to work for a single day.

Before hand, she said she wasn't sure if she was ready for it, because she was "bipolar" and also "triggered" by just hearing about coronavirus.

Sounds to me like someone really enjoyed not working and is preparing a record to justify getting disability insurance.

This attention-whoring basketcase then went on to social media and posted video the terrible conditions she allegedly witnessed... you know, for the few hours she was actually at work.

She didn't mention her nursing career consisted of a few hours per year.

Instead of noting inconsistencies and omissions in her story, CBS "News" just added a dramatic music track and pumped it out to the public.

CBS News posted a video of a nurse who claimed she quit her job after being asked to work in a coronavirus ICU without a face mask.

"America is not prepared, and nurses are not being protected," said the ICU nurse in the video. "I quit my job today. I went into work and I was assigned to a COVID patient on an ICU unit that has been converted to a designated COVID unit. None of the nurses are wearing masks."

...

Prior to CBS picking up this video, Imaris posted on her public Facebook page that she has anxiety and bi-polar depression and had not been an employee at the hospital for over a year. She mentioned in her post that she was unsure if she was ready to return to her job.

Imaris also said the growing volume of information on coronavirus "triggers" her.

"The information overload can be hard for me to sift through as far as what is credible and what is not, it triggers me," she wrote in a Facebook post.

The video now appears to be inaccurate. Instead of verifying the legitimacy of the video, CBS added background music and captions to highlight a woman who lied about her workplace situation. The woman, who goes by Imaris on social media, has a prominent following on Instagram.


Posted by: Ace at 01:19 PM




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1 New thread smell.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 07, 2020 01:20 PM (epbzE)

2 is that her real ass?

Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 07, 2020 01:20 PM (iTXRQ)

3 C ommunist
B ull
S hit

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2020 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

4 I don't understand how this headline makes today special from yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU)

5 Honey, your ass is bi-normus.

Posted by: Archer at April 07, 2020 01:22 PM (gmo/4)

6 No Mask For You!

Posted by: Mask Nazi at April 07, 2020 01:22 PM (XSFZt)

7 This is what the young fellows call thicc.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 07, 2020 01:22 PM (E613n)

8 Why would someone pay to see her naked?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 07, 2020 01:22 PM (JUOKG)

9 Big girl

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (zZbCU)

10 Isn't Internet whore a protected species ?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (vCA4F)

11 Don't cry.


You're ugly when you cry.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (XSFZt)

12 Everything about this crisis is coming up fake.

Posted by: RealityMan at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (7NSrk)

13 Buffalo Bill would like to have a word.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (E613n)

14 11 Don't cry.


You're ugly when you cry.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (XSFZt)

==========

...and when she's not crying?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (zZbCU)

15 Is she crying because they wouldn't give her a mask, or because they asked her to wear the bag?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (XSFZt)

16 is that her real ass?
Posted by: DB- just DB

Looks like about 3 real asses

Posted by: Bruce at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (vd8XM)

17 Borderline personality dx

Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (WX+x0)

18 "Social Influencer"....how much dat pay?

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (X/Pw5)

19
Jussie Galore Two: Psycho Hoax Boogaloo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (pS94+)

20 Modeling what? Car covers?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (i88Ic)

21 And this is why you can't trust anything you see on TV.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (J+mig)

22 CBS? Fake News? No way!

Next thing you'll tell me -- the sky is blue!

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (N9G0H)

23 I like how rhey conflate the term "bi-polar disorder" and the older term "manic depression" to get "bi-polar depression".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (4o2K3)

24 is that her real ass?


Her rear end, or the CBS producer?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (SchxB)

25 20 Modeling what? Car covers?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (i88Ic)


Termite tents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (pS94+)

26 As usual.. Fake and Inaccurate

Posted by: Monty Python is not amused at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (5bxa0)

27 She should be a psychiatric nurse. Just for the LULZ.

"Sane as you! Sane as you!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (iJVGX)

28 Whoa.

Posted by: Sir-Mix-A-Lot at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (l3+k2)

29 The real pandemic is Munchausen Syndrome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

30 Imaris be Asshoe

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (vCA4F)

31 Youyou Wang: "Are you co-operating with China?"

President Trump: "Who are you working fo--China?"

Youyou Wang: "No. I work for Hong Kong's Phoenix TV."

President Trump: "Not you, Youyou--I was talking to Jonathan Karl."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (Ndje9)

32 She is 2 Juicey Smoletts in 1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (pw+jk)

33 >>is that her real ass?


Now we know where all that toilet paper is going.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (XSFZt)

34 Jonathan Karl will make sure she's invited to the next Trump briefing to ask the President some questions.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (WqPYg)

35 I got nothing else to do so I'm checking out Phrenology, Do you think my neighbor would mind if I experimented?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (8JqLB)

36
Like I said in the last thread..... Chinese name for Covid bullshit is:

Dung Flung Fah

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (nw6Hr)

37 She's not a Thot. She's a Th(F)at.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 01:26 PM (G2zl5)

38 President Trump: "Not you, Youyou--I was talking to Jonathan Karl."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (Ndje9)

________


Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2020 01:26 PM (WqPYg)

39 also to pursue some kind of BBW Instagram "model" career

Dr. Fauci says that the models are critical.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:26 PM (MQ0v4)

40 Ass is 3 axe handles wide

Posted by: RJD at April 07, 2020 01:26 PM (2cfUo)

41 "Social Influencer"....how much dat pay?
Posted by: BignJames



One Obamapho.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:26 PM (hAdu/)

42 Too good to check !


Narrative uber alles !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (cqteU)

43 can we go back to sciatica girl now?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (hr5kG)

44 And Leftists will make a meme out of it you will hear 3 weeks from now like its fact .

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (ZCEU2)

45 Borderline personality dx
Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (WX+x0)

Bet you are right

Posted by: batterup at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (K4I9O)

46 Wasn't it also CBS that used footage from an Italian hospital on a story about overcrowded NYC hospitals?

Do they have any editors and/or standards or is it simply whatever makes the biggest buzz?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

47 I've never been involved with that kind of model either.

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (G2zl5)

48 It's frustrating that there are no consequences for the media when they flat out lie and make slanderous accusations.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

49 Ummmmm.....Pass.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

50 Never fuck crazy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (pAfoc)

51 Nuttier than squirrel shit...

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (JqtOg)

52 to pursue some kind of BBW Instagram "model" career

I never knew just how many men were fat-fetishists until recent years when all the fat chicks suddenly became social media stars. Everyone on Earth is mentally ill.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)

53 she crying because they wouldn't give her a mask, or because they asked her to wear the bag?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:23 PM (XSFZt)

She wanted to wear her own Mask she brought from home she was told No, because if she got sick she could turn around and sue the hospital.

They are also going after her license.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (dKiJG)

54 Wasn't it also CBS that used footage from an Italian hospital on a story about overcrowded NYC hospitals?

Do they have any editors and/or standards or is it simply whatever makes the biggest buzz?
Posted by: Lizzy



If it bleeds, it leads.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (hAdu/)

55
"Bitch, puh-leeeze!"

- -Lena Dunham

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (pS94+)

56



New
York Times reporter Maggie Haberman talks about her new report
detailing a memo dated January 29 from White House Trade Adviser Peter
Navarro that warned of the risk of a pandemic hitting the US. Haberman
says it is not known if President Donald Trump saw the memo.

#Navarro #CNN #News

Don Lemon reports this, the most trusted "news reporter in the world"


Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (H6K/5)

57 attention hoor.

I apologize for her unforgivable behavior.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (d7Ww2)

58 Just filled up the lawn mower and mowed the lawn for the first time this year.

Now, I have gas-hands.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (4o2K3)

59 >>Borderline personality dx


Think O saw that she mentioned this on social media within the last few days/weeks of that tiktok -- like, it would have taken no time for CBS to vet her.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

60 Thank you for clearing up the work time line because I saw several conflicting stories about it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

61 We've got masks and bags.

...bag'll do for you.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (XSFZt)

62 34 Jonathan Karl will make sure she's invited to the next Trump briefing to ask the President some questions.

Trumps new press Secretary is a whole lot tougher then Grishom

Posted by: It's me donna at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (5bxa0)

63 Come on CBS, you're getting really sloppy. Dan Rather and Mary Mapes had better cover than this.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (E613n)

64 25 20 Modeling what? Car covers?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (i88Ic)


Termite tents.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (pS94+)

lol

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (hr5kG)

65 44
And Leftists will make a meme out of it you will hear 3 weeks from now like its fact .

Posted by: Skip at April 07, 2020 01:27 PM (ZCEU2)

________


Coming soon on SNL: "I can see coronavirus from my house."

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (WqPYg)

66 Listen fat.

Posted by: Biden at April 07, 2020 01:29 PM (odrqb)

67 >>They are also going after her license.


Well yeah - She should clearly be deignated a Wide Load and at the very least have some Pilot Cars.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (XSFZt)

68 China is asshoe!

David Burge@iowahawkblog
Fun fact: China also never reported a single death at Tiananmen Square

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

69 Things to be thankful for today:

This woman is not married to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (sWM8x)

70 I think that fake nurse is on my NextDoor app.

And everyone thinks we are going to die because of her... and 100s of other Karens on NextDoor who are like super smart and trained in Chinese Lung AIDS>

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (pw+jk)

71 Everything about this crisis is coming up fake.

It's a test run to see how well the citizenry will comply. Sadly, we failed.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (epbzE)

72 Facebook is absolutely chock full of concern troll posts by "nurses, doctors and medical professionals"

Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (u6xw0)

73 She's obviously mentally ill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (iJVGX)

74 >>New
York Times reporter Maggie Haberman talks about her new report
detailing a memo dated January 29 from White House Trade Adviser Peter
Navarro that warned of the risk of a pandemic hitting the US.

Haberman says it is not known if President Donald Trump saw the memo.



Gee, I don't know, Maggie, when did Trump implement the travel ban - January 31st???

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

75 i am the next caller on rush!

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

76 I never knew just how many men were fat-fetishists until recent years when all the fat chicks suddenly became social media stars. Everyone on Earth is mentally ill.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)

Not just mentally ill, twisted, deranged, and utterly bereft of reason and taste.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (J+mig)

77 Wait, so Twitter is now secretly restricting Mike Lindell's account? Other than their own partisan leanings, obviously the real reason regardless of what they say, what possible fig-leaf excuse could they use?

Luckily, we have Lindsey Graham saying he wants the Senate to hold hearings on Twitter restrictions on GOP political speech. We all know how hard a questioner Graham-bo can be, just ask all the DOJ/FBI.FISC miscreants he is presently hauling before the Judiciary Committee!

Oh wait... you say he's not hauling them before his committee? I don't understand, he was on TV every night for weeks saying that was his fondest hope and desire and he's the guy in charge, the guy who sets the agenda.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (NVYyb)

78 Proud that I was among those calling this propaganda from the get-go.

The rule these days, let's call it the Jussie Rule, is: If it fits The Narrative just *too* perfectly, it's Fake News until rigorously investigated and proven otherwise..

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (KxVoZ)

79 And everyone thinks we are going to die because of her... and 100s of other Karens on NextDoor who are like super smart and trained in Chinese Lung AIDS>
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 07, 2020 01:30 PM (pw+jk)


Sociology majors: is there anything they don't know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (iJVGX)

80 CBS = Fat Chick's Tumbler

Posted by: MJ at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (gAMkn)

81 I actually saw Wang Chung open for the Cars at willies place in the early 80's, Wang Chung Tonite was actually their worst song. Go figure, By the way The Cars rocked

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (8JqLB)

82 fake news gonna fake

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (JFO2v)

83 I wish PDT could sue everybody in the media who has slandered him.

Posted by: jmel at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (OeWgo)

84 New
York Times reporter Maggie Haberman talks about her new report
detailing a memo dated January 29 from White House Trade Adviser Peter
Navarro that warned of the risk of a pandemic hitting the US. Haberman
says it is not known if President Donald Trump saw the memo.

#Navarro #CNN #News

Don Lemon reports this, the most trusted "news reporter in the world"


Posted by: Colin at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (H6K/5)


And 2 days later Trump closed off the US from flights from China. How is this a story?
Actually, I mean, how is this a story that hurst Trump? (Which is the only reason they would report on it).

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

85 Let's see her arms. Usually do fake suicide gestures. The dx is almost always female.

Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (WX+x0)

86 The question I have: How many Daddy issues does she have?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (Y4EXg)

87 75
i am the next caller on rush!

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

________


WOOHOO!

Posted by: ShainS at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (WqPYg)

88 75 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

==========

Pimp my book or I ban you!!!

(I don't have the power to ban people.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)

89 Can I just say - several of the news organizations have made a habit of putting on young female nurses panicking crying and whining about COVID19.

1) Sounds like bullshit.
2) is this the kind of thing you want to broadcast? What is the point other to incite irrational fear?
3) That fear will kill people. Literally. Say someone is having heart problems. Are they going to the hospital after seeing this shit? Or just plan to die quietly at home?
4) Lastly, assuming it is all true. Fuck these nurses. FUCK THEM. They get paid very well, and this is exactly the shit they signed up to do. And if you don't have enough PPE - MAKE SOME your overpaid emotional retards. Learn to sterilize what you have, and make what you need. Show just a smidgen of moxie, or bravery, of grit. Stop embarrassing yourselves and your country.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (+DS2f)

90 >>72 Facebook is absolutely chock full of concern troll posts by "nurses, doctors and medical professionals"


a/k/a/ drama queens

So much of the social media is bad acting in attempt to create a viral "emotional" video, whether it's fear, joy, surprise, sentimentality, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

91 >>i am the next caller on rush!


Tell him I said, "Hello!".

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (mPKj7)

92 what she go about 208 lbs?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (JFO2v)

93 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi


Say "Hi!" to Snerdly!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (hAdu/)

94 @56 New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman talks about her new report detailing a memo dated January 29 from White House Trade Adviser Peter Navarro that warned of the risk of a pandemic hitting the US. Haberman says it is not known if President Donald Trump saw the memo.

Well Toots, Id say it's a safe bet he read it considering that he banned travel from China just a couple of days later (the ban that you and your colleagues were all bitching about).

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (E613n)

95 Of course, it goes without saying that "instagram model" is just a euphemism for professional welfare mooch augmented by internet begging.

Every unemployed woman smaller than a dump truck is "a model" according to today's media.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (J+mig)

96
Gee, I don't know, Maggie, when did Trump implement the travel ban - January 31st???


And was lambasted for overreaction by people just like....Maggie Haberman.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

97 what she go about 208 lbs?
Posted by: rhennigantx



Field dressed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (hAdu/)

98 75 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:31 PM (ZCiJZ)


Are you gonna shout out ace?

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (YLryt)

99 She kinda reminds me of the chub that Anthony Weiner swapped pics with. The one who went on to a brief pron career after a little surgery.

Posted by: joefl65 at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (TV1xT)

100 94 @56 New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman talks about her new report detailing a memo dated January 29 from White House Trade Adviser Peter Navarro that warned of the risk of a pandemic hitting the US. Haberman says it is not known if President Donald Trump saw the memo.

Well Toots, Id say it's a safe bet he read it considering that he banned travel from China just a couple of days later (the ban that you and your colleagues were all bitching about).
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 07, 2020 01:33 PM (E613n)

You know we lets >40k travelers from China in the US after 1/31 ban?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)

101 No...nah...wouldn't hit it.

Bitchez crazay!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (u6xw0)

102 Say "Hi!" to Snerdly!

i got to talk to him.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

103 She is a mental case. CBS is evil.

Posted by: Cheri at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (IB1Pj)

104 It's just another manic depressive, bi-polar disorder Monday.

Posted by: The Mind Bangles at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (uM6CE)

105 So said "nurse" doesn't work for a year according to her story, and simply walks into hospital and is assigned to ICU?

Really....ICU nurses normally have increased certs and experience. Dumb shit drama queens with mental illness don't simply show up, flash a license and then get assigned to critical care.

I"m buying zero of her story. CBS of course, isn't interested in accuracy or truth in reporting, they are simply interested in perpetuating stories not worthy of being run by the Enquirer or TMZ.

ICU nursing requirements. By the way, this is why floor nurses and others in hospitals are being laid off rather than simply being rotationally assigned to Covid units. They aren't qualified.

https://www.registerednursing.org/specialty/icu-nurse/

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (N0EkI)

106 These guys would have warmed the cockles of Pulitzer's and Hearst's heart shaped spaces.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (T+gSY)

107 I cant figure out what she is modeling.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (lHxjg)

108 Seriously, I can't take it anymore. You guys have to find a better hobby.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (gAMkn)

109 yeesh, I missed the nood and I am talking to myself in another thread. Its like being in lockdown.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (r+sAi)

110 >> She kinda reminds me of the chub that Anthony Weiner swapped pics with. The one who went on to a brief pron career after a little surgery.


Sydney Leathers?

Was that her name? I know she had a labiaplasty or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (mPKj7)

111 She don't have daddy issues cause she ate him.

Posted by: azalea city at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (WX+x0)

112 75 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi


Those of you with radios in area where Rush is broadcast -- listen!

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (N9G0H)

113 You should shout out Ace rules, you know like Bababoey

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (8JqLB)

114 Shibumi just wanted us to listen to this ad for expensive sheets.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (hr5kG)

115 She would make a wonderful Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (pAfoc)

116 CBS should have run this video in an entertainment segment titled : 'Dont Stick Your Dick in Crazy'

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (xXx5y)

117 No one will lose their jobs because this is their job--hurt Trump and undermine the will of the American people.

Posted by: IanDeal at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (vgGyZ)

118 If shibumi doesn't say first then they must be barrelled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)

119 >>I cant figure out what she is modeling.


Heart Disease

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (HapZ/)

120 a/k/a/ drama queens

So much of the social media is bad acting in attempt to create a viral "emotional" video, whether it's fear, joy, surprise, sentimentality, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

yeah..I explained this to the rather oblivious lady I work with...ruined facebook for her I think.

Heh.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (u6xw0)

121 Some doctors yelled at her "This is MAGA country!"

And then pored peroxide on her.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (Eicbe)

122 Facebook is absolutely chock full of concern troll posts by "nurses, doctors and medical professionals"
I repeat:

The New Glorious People's Doctocracy will not lack for Central Party Members.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (MQ0v4)

123 102 Say "Hi!" to Snerdly!

i got to talk to him.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:34 PM (ZCiJZ)
---
You know, a post describing what it's like calling in to Rush would be an interesting read.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (sWM8x)

124 107
I cant figure out what she is modeling.


Cellulite.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (oVJmc)

125 We went through some of this after 9-11, when we started created a whole new class of "heroes". Any person who was part of that group was immediately deemed "credible". I went through this in the military also.

In any group of people, there are ALWAYS people who are not credible, and never worthy of any praise. Much less that being heaped gratuitously on a group who is suddenly rising to the call and truly paying the price.

By the way, time was this was called "doing the job you signed up for". That might be subject for another day, but it's the truth. You train for the hardest days in your profession, and you do it because it's your calling. Not because you want to be someone's hero. I hate that term.

Anyway, this is the trap the media rather easily, and perhaps purposely falls into. They either use people who fit a particular bias they have, or a narrative they want to peddle, and then use their alleged "credibility" as the Hero Du Jour, to try and present them as some type of unquestionable example of the truth.

You know, because they are the irreproachable 'Hero".

Posted by: Marcus T at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (VpIIl)

126 112 75 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi

Those of you with radios in area where Rush is broadcast -- listen!
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (N9G0H)

Listen online if you don't.

Dayton Ohio has it online to listen to.


Whio.com

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (YLryt)

127 It's Shibumi - Hypthesizing!

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (HapZ/)

128
I question if she even works icu.

Posted by: MHK at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

129 That is one really old shark, baby.

Posted by: eleven at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (Qf83p)

130 i am the next caller on rush!
Posted by: shibumi
----------
Those of you with radios in area where Rush is broadcast -- listen!
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (N9G0H)
~~~~~

Go to Iheartradio.com. He's on WOR 710 in NY area.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (sGotD)

131 sharon ?????

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)

132 Michigan legislature had short session and extended emergency to April 30 not the June 1 date Gov Gretchen Witless wanted.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (PHxng)

133 She would make a wonderful Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 07, 2020 01:36 PM (pAfoc)
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As a non-Nancy Pelosi person, she's an improvement.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (Eicbe)

134 Gotta take that sock off.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (YLryt)

135
I question if she even works icu.
Posted by: MHK at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

----

Only when she plays peek-a-boo.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (nw6Hr)

136 131 sharon ?????
Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)
...

She uses a fake name on Rush. Don't blow her cover.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (hr5kG)

137
Those lips!

Posted by: MHK at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (iQIUe)

138 Once you've accepted that someone like Christine "2 Exits" Blasey-Ford is credible, why not this lumpy lunatic? Is she really any crazier?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (H5knJ)

139 I can't believe you're casting aspersions on the accurate and believable reporting these frontline heroes are doing, Ace.

Posted by: SE Cupp at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (BsWoB)

140 Imagine the editorial meeting where this inexcusable nonsense, as well as an actual story with actual reporting by Catherine Herridge, are discussed.

Mind-boggling.

Not that such a meeting happened, but, in theory, it certainly could.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (El6T/)

141 Great. We can't do any more scans.

Drama Nurse ate the MRI machine.

Posted by: Dr. Breen, City 17 Hospital Administrator at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (20MMt)

142 Shibumi!


She - BOOM!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (MQ0v4)

143 I'm not sure who I'm more pissed off at, this Blumpkin or CBS....probably CBS. She's just a drama queen. CBS is a hostile actor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (ifmtJ)

144 I like

Liars with big fat butts and I cannot lie

Posted by: Sir Shits-A-Lot, ABC News at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (t5m5e)

145 It's Shibumi!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (sGotD)

146 When is Antifa going to donate one million bandanas to assist in fighting the pandemic?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (a4EWo)

147 If big butts equal money, she's bound to be a millionaire.

Posted by: PJ at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (qlTN9)

148
Bo Snerdley does lurk here from time to time and Rush has referenced an Ace post at least a couple of times IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (pS94+)

149 I'm thinking somebody at CBS News likes big butts.

Posted by: Fritz at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (95j/9)

150 Michigan legislature had short session and extended emergency to April 30 not the June 1 date Gov Gretchen Witless wanted.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 07, 2020 01:38 PM (PHxng)


Thank you for the news.

I hope she's inconsolable.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (t+qrx)

151 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)

152 She uses a fake name on Rush. Don't blow her cover.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:39 PM (hr5kG)


oh, I got u, mum's the word

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (zr5Kq)

153 Sydney Leathers?

Was that her name? I know she had a labiaplasty or some shit.
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:35 PM (mPKj7)

Yeah, something like that. The NY Post had her do a bathing suit shoot that basically made her look like a cow in a 2-piece. Then she got handlers and ended up looking a little better. And then, pron. Bipolar nurse needs some handlers to keep her 15 minutes going.I'm not ready for her to go away yet.

Posted by: joefl65 at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (TV1xT)

154 is that her real ass?
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 07, 2020 01:20 PM


I heard that; my eyes are up here; yes; and remove your male gaze, you heteropatriarchal H8r!

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

155 DID I MISS SHIBUMIN ON RUSH NOOOOOOOOOO

That deserves caps

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

156 She - BOOM!
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (MQ0v4)

-----

STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!!

Posted by: FIRST LADY LT COMMANDER WHORF at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)

157 1
New thread smell.

ya know, i once bought some jeans made in pakistan that smelled so strongly of tobacco that they stunk the place up for, like, a week.

new thread smell isn't necessarily a good thing.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (kf5Ci)

158 120 a/k/a/ drama queens

So much of the social media is bad acting in attempt to create a viral "emotional" video, whether it's fear, joy, surprise, sentimentality, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

yeah..I explained this to the rather oblivious lady I work with...ruined facebook for her I think.

Heh.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at April 07, 2020 01:37 PM (u6xw0)

You just describe about 90% of CNN and PMSNBC. Either a flat setup so someone can use pseudo-moral outrage or pseudo-moral outrage to some setup from the guest.

Zero logic or thought. Just reading from a scripted playbook that has the words (sometimes the entire sentence) to respond to the setup.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

159 Can't wait to see her tearful video on going to work for the NBA and being appalled the the on-going slavery of the players.

Posted by: Ripley at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (MxEKc)

160 155 DID I MISS SHIBUMIN ON RUSH NOOOOOOOOOO

That deserves caps
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

...

on now

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (hr5kG)

161 Can I just say - several of the news organizations have made a habit of putting on young female nurses panicking crying and whining about COVID19.

Anyone who panics, cries, and whines about COVID-19 is not suitable for the health care profession.

Just like anyone who shits in his pants over a problem is not suitable to be CO of an aircraft carrier.

In each case, you're SUPPOSED to be the cool head who FIXES problems, not the hysteric who runs down the hall shrieking, "WE'RE FUCKED! WE'RE FUCKED!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)

162 You meant people still watch CBS news, ABC news, CNN, MSNBC, and all the rest of those Lefty outlets of propaganda and disinformation?

Posted by: GPHanner at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (XwMGP)

163 she is still on

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (zr5Kq)

164 And Russia shut their border almost immediately.

You can bet they have great Intel on china.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (axyOa)

165 Dang it, did I just miss Shibumi? Couldn't get my computer to cooperate.

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (/669Q)

166
From the Babylon Bee --

babylonbee.com/news/ocasio-cortez-appears-
on-price-is-right-guesses-everything-is-free

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

167 OT: I just saw a commercial for this electric cap that cures baldness.

https://bit.ly/3e1keVi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)

168 If you don't accept and believe what she says, then you hate all medical personnel.

Posted by: CBS at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (l3+k2)

169 Imaris also said the growing volume of information on coronavirus "triggers" her.

"The information overload can be hard for me to sift through as far as what is credible and what is not, it triggers me," she wrote in a Facebook post.

--

This is a great thing for someone to admit to. Most people won't.

Thank goodness we let them vote, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (IwDj9)

170 Looks like the Little Mermaid ate Ursula in that bottom pic.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (Geoni)

171 How come nurses don't wear sexy nurse outfits anymore? Those little nurse caps make me hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (pAfoc)

172 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)
~~~~~

Yeah. She uses Sharon for cover. Don't let on.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (sGotD)

173 WHIO.com alexthechick.

They're usually a little behind the over the air broadcast. And she's still on.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (YLryt)

174 Oh I got to hear this

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (8JqLB)

175 I was assured that Big Girls Don't Cry.

They don't cry-y-y.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (gd9RK)

176 Not a Michigander anymore, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (Eicbe)

177

Can we please not reveal someone's identity? Be respectful of someone's privacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (pS94+)

178 Rush likes you, shibumi.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (MQ0v4)

179 So much of the social media is bad acting in attempt to create a viral "emotional" video, whether it's fear, joy, surprise, sentimentality, whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 07, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)


It's a consequence of this leftist "trust your emotions, not your intellect, especially if you have a lot more of the former than the latter."

See also, "my truth," "everything is a construct," and other crap like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (iJVGX)

180 Did you know 40 million unisured people die every day because of gun violence by white supremacists against gay blacks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (IwDj9)

181 Termite tents. 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:25 PM (pS94+)

Hillary-class muumuus.

Posted by: trev006 at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (AjgVK)

182 Dang it, did I just miss Shibumi? Couldn't get my computer to cooperate.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

She's still on...

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)

183 Everyday, I think my contempt for the media cannot possibly grow. I am wrong everyday.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (Boy/L)

184 From the Babylon Bee --

babylonbee.com/news/ocasio-cortez-appears-
on-price-is-right-guesses-everything-is-free
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (pNxlR)
---
Snopes fact-checked that.

Yeah. They did.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (Eicbe)

185 Shibumi is splaining.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (MEiJV)

186 "She lied. But she was lying about something we KNOW is true!!"

- Communist Media

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (JRaU+)

187 Everybody involved should be fired, including the CEO. Then the FBI should arrest everybody for making terroristic threats.

Posted by: MAGA at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (3eBNU)

188 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)
~~~~~

Hello neighbor

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (dKiJG)

189 Go Shibumi!

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

190 WHIO.com alexthechick.

They're usually a little behind the over the air broadcast. And she's still on.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (YLryt)



I have the app, just pulled it up. Plus this way I can relisten later.

Listen to her rep the Horde so well!

Lemon bars for everyone!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

191 Instagram model career?
FAIL

Posted by: wth at April 07, 2020 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

192 off. sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (nw6Hr)

193 Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (pS94+)

194 Ghost of Lee Atwater - as noted in the twatters slams of this absurd propaganda from the dim Haberman, not only did Trump institute the China travel ban the next day, he set up the task force the *same* day he got the memo.

Still wondering why the WH hasn't told the story about Trump (and his briefer, deputy DHS Cuccinelli) deciding to set aside the expert recommendation on January 31, and institute the travel ban.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (El6T/)

195 I hear her now! Rush was going on and on and I figured I'd missed her. Way to go shiboom!

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (/669Q)

196 'Shibumi' is one of Rush's top five favorite female names.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

197 Hah,
Rush got her name wrong.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (MQ0v4)

198 We can do Fake News too. You listen to CNN all the time do Fake News. But we're smart too. Watch us instead.

Posted by: CBS at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (GeEUx)

199
I heard that; my eyes are up here; yes; and remove your male gaze, you heteropatriarchal H8r!
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (DMUuz)


Sure, sure, but what I really want to know is, how do you live your life without an ass? Is it difficult to sit on a toilet, for example? And where does the poop come out?

You have an obligation to tell us!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

200 If hospitals are in distress that is entirely due to the actions of the Governors and the mayors of the blue state hell holes.


Also hospitals have cancelled all elective surgeries, aka, the stuff that brings in the revenues.


At the end of this op a great number of people need to be smacked.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Gihrr)

201 You know, this really isn't anything new for CBS. Remember when I fucked the Food Lion? Not many people can say they did that.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (sWM8x)

202 Shibumi, Shibumi...

Posted by: The Rolling Stones at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (l3+k2)

203 So Sharon, whatcha wearin?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (8JqLB)

204 Petunia pig is an instagram model now?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (n8pMb)

205 149 I'm thinking somebody at CBS News likes big butts.
Posted by: Fritz at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (95j/9)


But they most certainly CAN lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (iJVGX)

206 Dang it, did I just miss Shibumi? Couldn't get my computer to cooperate.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:42 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

She's still on...
Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (sGotD)

----

Well.... she's an ette. Rush will be lucky to get a word in edgewise....

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (nw6Hr)

207 ha, dingbats on CNN

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (zr5Kq)

208 Yay!! Shibumi!

Posted by: jmel at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (OeWgo)

209
Can we please not reveal someone's identity? Be respectful of someone's privacy.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (pS94+)

Did someone reveal you're really William Holden?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

210 Ohio isn't a real place.

Shibumi made that up like she made up the name Sharon.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (7Hu24)

211
Debt Blowout update: As I was reading yesterday, estimates are that Treasury is going to have to borrow $3T in 2020. This is unprecedented. Well, as a fraction of GDP, this is WWII levels.

I imagine most of you aren't interested in the details of how Uncle Sam borrows money, but they involve Treasury Auctions. They had one today for the 10yr note, $25B, and I was reading the results. The yield came in at 0.782%, a new record low.

The interesting thing is the primary dealers had to take 27% of the total, and they will immediately flip it over the Fed.

So, while this is one auction, it means the Fed is gonna be monetizing Uncle Sam's debt issuance at close to 1/3.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (rCwaK)

212 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?


Yes, I am Sharon in Columbus. Was I coherent?

Also... I got "hypothesis" from Bozo Conservative, a "scientist" who said that "theory" was not correct.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

213 I have to admit that I sort of love that hospitals are laying off employees at the same time that there aren't supposed to be enough rooms and staff to handle the mass deaths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (IwDj9)

214 I think Rush is gonna make Shibumi a co-host.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (sGotD)

215 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)

SHAAAAARON!!!!

Posted by: Ozzy at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (u6xw0)

216 Did you know 40 million unisured people die every day because of gun violence by white supremacists against gay blacks?
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (IwDj9)
,
I thought it was at least 95 millions or so my betters tell me.

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

217 MI Gov tried to say that the extension to 4-30 was only a one day extension while GOP said nah it is 23 day extension. She is such a liar - state employees original work from home was March 16 to April 6. Both state senate and house dems tried to get the June 1 date but had no success.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (PHxng)

218 Woody Harrelson has it all figured out!

UPDATE: 5G-coronavirus fear intensifies...
Woody Harrelson Claims Link...
'Kills people'...

-
I blame Apple!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)

219 people try for years and never get a chance

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (zr5Kq)

220 Can't listen, hope I will be able to catch the shi boom later. What is the subject?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (r+sAi)

221 We're all "Sharon" now.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (MQ0v4)

222 If hospitals are in distress that is entirely due to the actions of the Governors and the mayors of the blue state hell holes.


Also hospitals have cancelled all elective surgeries, aka, the stuff that brings in the revenues.


At the end of this op a great number of people need to be smacked.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson



If hospitals are overflowing with Covid patients, how about bringing back all the furloughed nurses and doctors?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (hAdu/)

223 If Sefton gets to be William Holden, I call dibs on Dub Taylor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (Boy/L)

224
176 Not a Michigander anymore, eh?
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:43 PM (Eicbe)


She got married and moved with spouse to Ohio some time ago.

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

225 Woohoo!!!!

Well done Shar...errr...Shibumi!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (axyOa)

226 That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.

My brush with greatness.

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)

227 Russia is yet another of China's neighbors who shut down traffic to China immediately.

I had been thinking it's because they're a closed country and can lie, profusely. However, it could be they also know the neighborhood.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (Eicbe)

228 the hysteric who runs down the hall shrieking, "WE'RE FUCKED! WE'RE FUCKED!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Shep!, the once & future J. D'oh favorite at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (DMUuz)

229 An alternative title for this story could be,

'The New Normal'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (oAY8z)

230 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (uZuKb)

231 Sharon in Columbus is Shibumi?


Yes, I am Sharon in Columbus. Was I coherent?

Also... I got "hypothesis" from Bozo Conservative, a "scientist" who said that "theory" was not correct.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

Woot! How exciting!

Posted by: LASue at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

232 Sharboomi.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

233 nice job, anonymous female caller from some place called ohio !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (zr5Kq)

234 Hey, fat.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (+fPHo)

235 221 We're all "Sharon" now.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


No, I am Shibumi!

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (N9G0H)

236 Yes, I am Sharon in Columbus. Was I coherent?

Also... I got "hypothesis" from Bozo Conservative, a "scientist" who said that "theory" was not correct.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

---
Yep. And Rush was receptive.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

237 200 If hospitals are in distress that is entirely due to the actions of the Governors and the mayors of the blue state hell holes.


Also hospitals have cancelled all elective surgeries, aka, the stuff that brings in the revenues.


At the end of this op a great number of people need to be smacked.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (Gihrr)

Texas

>55,000 hospital beds
1100 being used for Kung Flu

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (JFO2v)

238 And I'm reposting JJs link just because it's so funny and people likely missed it. It sums up the "social distancing" NYC crisis so well:

https://tinyurl.com/w6jbz8x

Look closely at the photo at the top.

Medical personnel with masks pulled down, one with a mask on but no gloves texting away on her phone, a nurse walking in through the crowd with a fabric backpack (c'mon, mister, really) and no gloves or masks, one lady with a mask and full face shield but no gloves, one nurse pulling her mask down with her gloved hand, and a bunch of law enforcement or EMTs standing with them wearing no gloves or masks (one with a mask pulled down to his chin with un-gloved hands).

This is a totes serious crisis, people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (IwDj9)

239
UPDATE: 5G-coronavirus fear intensifies...
Woody Harrelson Claims Link...
'Kills people'...


The guy who was typecast as the "dumb as a stump" bartender in "Cheers"?

Sure ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

240 That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.
My brush with greatness.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

And don't forget Broseidon on Jeopardy.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (sGotD)

241 Triggered? Therapy? Beuller?

Posted by: 80's music fan at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (glGDV)

242 @shibumi... So lets hear about it!

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (l3+k2)

243 Luca... will you take CBS out for a fishing trip?

Posted by: Godfather at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (GeEUx)

244 You did great Shibumi.

Too bad Rush wanted to grandstand on some point that he's been smeared.

It would be very interesting to know what our intel agencies actually know, think they know, and what games they are playing with the info.

I don't think China has their guys destroy the samples of the initial identification of the virus if they weren't guilty of something.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (hr5kG)

245 I live in Columbus, Ohio. I can attest that it is not, in fact, real.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (oAY8z)

246
That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.


I thought JJ called Levin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc)

247
They are also going after her license.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (dKiJG)


A nurse that can't follow her lip line applying makeup taking a blood sample...Right.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (s6M7E)

248 My brush with greatness.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM


Don't forget you've met a famous cookbook coauthor!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (DMUuz)

249 246
That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.

I thought JJ called Levin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc)


It was Levin. Got on twice. Got two books.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (pS94+)

250 People like to think Springfield is in Ohio, I don't think so

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (8JqLB)

251 CBS: Cock and Bull Story

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (hYcqw)

252
Borderline?

Borderline my ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (EGyGV)

253 And don't forget Broseidon on Jeopardy.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (sGotD)
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Oh yeah! I watched that too. Wow, I'm surrounded by fame. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. deMille!

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (/669Q)

254 MAHA is the new MAGA ???

Posted by: Yo! at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (uZuKb)

255 I wouldn't trust Woody Harrelson to tell me anything more involved than which end of the blunt gets lit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (oVJmc)

256 PDT ought to single out the CBS reporter at today's briefing, run the video, and ask why CBS is intentionally spreading panic with lies like this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (+fPHo)

257
my . . . my. . . . .my .....my....... my.......

WOOOOOOOOOOO


M-m-m-my SHARON..... A


~The Knack

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (nw6Hr)

258 That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.

I thought JJ called Levin.


Ace called This Old House. They hung up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (Boy/L)

259 shibumi, You were great!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (a4EWo)

260 243 Luca... will you take CBS out for a fishing trip?
Posted by: Godfather at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (GeEUx)


Al Neri.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (pS94+)

261
Still wondering why the WH hasn't told the story about Trump (and his briefer, deputy DHS Cuccinelli) deciding to set aside the expert recommendation on January 31, and institute the travel ban.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 07, 2020 01:45 PM (El6T/)

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Because even the good guys on our side are idiots.

Posted by: MAGA at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (3eBNU)

262 @222

Therein is the lie, hospitals are not overflowing with COVID patients, the vast overwhelming majority of patients aren't even admitted, they are tabulated and then told to go quarantine themselves.


I drive by several hospitals on my way to work, there is nothing out of the ordinary going on.


I don't hear sirens, you don't see masses of people, you don't see any of the signs that would lead you to believe this is some great catastrophe.


It's all nonsense.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Gihrr)

263 My brush with greatness.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM
---
Mortimer Adler once said that I might need the attention of a psychologist at a Q&A.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)

264 That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.

My brush with greatness.
Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)

Broseidon , Jeopardy winner. That makes 3 !

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (zr5Kq)

265 Springfield is more of a mindset

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (oAY8z)

266 Oh right, JJ was on Levin. Same radio station but I forgot which show.

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (/669Q)

267
I don't think China has their guys destroy the samples of the
initial identification of the virus if they weren't guilty of something.


Winner, winner chicken dinner. My point exactly. Even if it was not a bioweapon, they are now using it as one. Against the world.

Talking to Rush was very exciting. Even for someone who was in college radio.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

268 People like to think Springfield is in Ohio, I don't think so
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (8JqLB)

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That's because its in MISSOURI!!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (nw6Hr)

269 "Completely Fake Story They Saw On Social Media Without Bothering to do Any Fact Checking Whatsoever"

As with the Jussie charade, and global warming, and the 4 year coup ... I think they know this stuff is crap, they may even "fact check" but disregard any inconvenient truths. (as with snopes or other fake fact checkers ... the purpose of their fake fact checking is just to make their lies seem more real. The find the facts that can back their claim, but omit the 5000 pound elephants.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

270 I hope the hospital sues her ass off for defamation

And the Licensing Board yanks her cert.

Otoh, she has a bright future acting in Lifetime movies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (Jdw1U)

271 249 246
That makes two Morons I've heard on Rush now. I remember JJ calling in a few years ago.

I thought JJ called Levin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (oVJmc)


It was Levin. Got on twice. Got two books.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I've never myself been on any show, but I was name-checked by Hannity twice, Michael Savage once, and even Bill O'Reilly once. Plus Ann Coulter about fifty times for some reason. Not actual name-checked -- pseudonym-checked!

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (N9G0H)

272
MAMAMIA - Make America Make American Made -iA

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (pS94+)

273 Chris Crocker wants his whine back

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (tGqH3)

274 Mortimer Adler once said that I might need the attention of a psychologist at a Q&A.
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)
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Oh my. What did you do to the poor man?

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (/669Q)

275 Hey you guys, she probably just made a legitimate mistake. We shouldn't jump to the conclusion that this fine specimen would purposefully misrepresent her situation in order to profit from the attention. She even says she has mental issues so we need to be very careful in assigning blame. I'm very concerned that the right will use this as another way to bash the media that is obviously trying to get the story right.

Exit question: How big of a cuck am I? Round to the nearest skyscraper.

Posted by: Hot Air at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (gAMkn)

276 I think Dr. Jill just found the perfect nurse to 'mind' Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (psIwn)

277 CBS is not having a good week...month..year...decade...century?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (XEC2p)

278 Yes, I am Sharon in Columbus. Was I coherent?

Also... I got "hypothesis" from Bozo Conservative, a "scientist" who said that "theory" was not correct.
Posted

Good Job!

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (dKiJG)

279 *some folks are just too fast

Posted by: runner at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (zr5Kq)

280 Van Jones over in CNN has a rest story.

The short version of it is, don't be complacent. Black people can catch COVID-19 just like anyone else.

Who knew ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (tGqH3)

281 Texas

>55,000 hospital beds
1100 being used for Kung Flu
Posted by: rhennigantx



San Antonio area hospitals furloughing entire wings because the postponed elective surgeries.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hAdu/)

282 272
MAMAMIA - Make America Make American Made -iA In America
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (pS94+)

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Suggested edit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (zZbCU)

283 That's because its in MISSOURI!!
Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (nw6Hr)
++++++++++++
There's one in OH, too. SW Ohio (my favorite part). Never been there.

I wonder if every state has a Springfield.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

284 >>It was Levin. Got on twice. Got two books.


Well, it was your birthday both times.

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (UUNBR)

285 Inspector Johnson, I can verify that is the case at the hospital I work at in NC.

Posted by: George Kaplan at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (v9DK0)

286 259 shibumi, You were great!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


Excellent! Congrats, shibumi!

I'm ashamed to admit that the speakers don't work on my computer any more, so I couldn't listen even if I wanted to. Too bad!

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (N9G0H)

287
MAMMARY - Make America Make Many Americans Relive Youth.


Meh. I'm reaching.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (pS94+)

288 The short version of it is, don't be complacent. Black people can catch COVID-19 just like anyone else.

--

MLK Jr. would be so proud.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (IwDj9)

289 The fat ass is one thing...the overly lipsticked lips are another.

Posted by: nip at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Izot6)

290 The short version of it is, don't be complacent. Black people can catch COVID-19 just like anyone else.

Who knew ?
Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (tGqH3)

Not black people, apparently.

Posted by: Vanya at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (H5ZlJ)

291 I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

292 I wonder if every state has a Springfield.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)
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I once read that the Matt Groening set the Simpsons in Springfield because so many states have one.

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (/669Q)

293 A Car is Born: Ford Motor Company, ca. early 70s (title says 1969, but I doubt it).
https://youtu.be/9GOlPpr9-0Y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (hYcqw)

294 Mortimer Adler once said that I might need the attention of a psychologist at a QA.
Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)
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Oh my. What did you do to the poor man?

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:52 PM (/669Q)
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I simply made some observations.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (Eicbe)

295 Call your representative if your in California and ask Dianne Feinstein to resign her Senate seat NOW.
84 now she needs a replacement, her association with Leeland Yee alone not to mention a Chynaman
spy as a staff member for 18 years, that's just the tip she gave us as a servant of the voter. She also has an uncanny luck with stocks, go figure.
Area Code 202

Posted by: heather fong torres at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (uSdpa)

296 When will the media pivot in unison that Trump overreacted and created a depression?

Next week?

Posted by: MJ at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (gAMkn)

297 19 JJS

Jussie's Girl.

Posted by: ibguy at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (EHVbt)

298 Aw, I missed Shibumi being on Rush?? Friggin work, my job is asshoe.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)

299 Not a prediction (but totally gonna happen):

"Donald Trump's re-election is illegitimate because his colluded with China to release COVID-19 on the United States which killed mainly those not in his coalition."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (zZbCU)

300 " ...
In each case, you're SUPPOSED to be the cool head who FIXES problems, not the hysteric who runs down the hall shrieking, "WE'RE FUCKED! WE'RE FUCKED!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 07, 2020 01:41 PM (iJVGX)"


In well run organizations (lol, I know, right?) that alone can secure advancement even faster than credentials.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (cqteU)

301 291
I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (l3+k2)

302 238 And I'm reposting JJs link just because it's so funny and people likely missed it. It sums up the "social distancing" NYC crisis so well:

https://tinyurl.com/w6jbz8x

Look closely at the photo at the top.

Medical personnel with masks pulled down, one with a mask on but no gloves texting away on her phone, a nurse walking in through the crowd with a fabric backpack (c'mon, mister, really) and no gloves or masks, one lady with a mask and full face shield but no gloves, one nurse pulling her mask down with her gloved hand, and a bunch of law enforcement or EMTs standing with them wearing no gloves or masks (one with a mask pulled down to his chin with un-gloved hands).

This is a totes serious crisis, people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 01:49 PM (IwDj9)


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It's only the epicenter. I kinda feel sorry for Trump being surrounded by such idiot for years.

Posted by: MAGA at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (3eBNU)

303 Lots of Doctor practices are going to go belly up and gobbled up by Hospital groups. How many Dental practices are going to go under.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (dKiJG)

304 The woman, who goes by Imaris on social media, has a prominent following on Instagram.

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Really? WTF?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (DXYgo)

305 281 Texas

>55,000 hospital beds
1100 being used for Kung Flu
Posted by: rhennigantx



San Antonio area hospitals furloughing entire wings because the postponed elective surgeries.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (hAdu/)

Many hospitals with rehab OT PT ect have just shut that down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

306 CBS still in business?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (85Gof)

307 From the Wikipedia article on Springfield, OH:
Springfield has a notably weakened economy due to many factors, but a key cause for degradation of the economy in Springfield has been the decline in manufacturing jobs. Between 1999 and 2014, Springfield saw the median income decreased by 27 percent, compared to just 8 percent across the country.

"Just" 8%.

Industrial onshoring. The sooner the better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (hYcqw)

308 I requested a song live once back in the 80's. Can I get an ampersand?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (r+sAi)

309 Posted by: heather fong torres at April 07, 2020 01:55 PM (uSdpa)

California needs fifty megatons, not a new Senator.

Posted by: Vanya at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (H5ZlJ)

310 Jussie Galore Two: Psycho Hoax Boogaloo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:24 PM (pS94+)
********
Thanks JJ I was very close to spraying my PC screen with the mouthful of water I had when reading the comment

Posted by: WuHAN SOLO at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Xt79u)

311 ace almost appeared on CNN but was pre-empted by an Israeli tank stuck in the mud.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (MQ0v4)

312
22
CBS? Fake News? No way!

Exactly, and I have a memo to prove it.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (KUQ+q)

313 I think they know and don't care because this isn't aimed at people who can reason. It's for the lady who was screaming at those guys in the car last week. The Feelz crowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (j3npP)

314 291
I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?


Penthouse printed his letter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (oVJmc)

315 iirc, Springfield is the most used city name ... wiki says 33 populated places with the name (across 25 states), including 6 in WI ... I didn't see how many actual cities with the name.

mapquest says 52

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

316 I requested a song live once back in the 80's. Can I get an ampersand?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (r+sAi)
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Well, I don't have a whole lot, but here you go:

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)

317 How about this... Open everything back up and have people wear mask(as a feel-good bandaid), maintain social distancing and hand washing protocols. Let the Karens who are afraid of everything hide in their houses indefinitely until they feel safe again.
win-win!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (UUBmN)

318 Imaris

3,027 Followers, 282 Following

I have about 8k linkedin connections

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (JFO2v)

319 Did anybody check with the state board on her license creds?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (C1Lsn)

320 Trump told her to drink fish tank cleaner too

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (2HLrF)

321 315 iirc, Springfield is the most used city name ... wiki says 33 populated places with the name (across 25 states), including 6 in WI ... I didn't see how many actual cities with the name.

mapquest says 52
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

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I set a book in and around Springfield, Missouri.

Never been, but I found some old maps of the place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)

322 Yay, shibumi ! You rocked ! Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (cqteU)

323 I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?

Posted by: Duncanthrax



Was it a shelving related question?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (hAdu/)

324 This is a failure of TWO of the media's standard narratives.Believe all women.Believe all doctors and nurses.

Posted by: Gref at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (AMIL/)

325 My buddy had the Mercury version of the Comet. I forget, what was that called?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (8JqLB)

326 318 Imaris

3,027 Followers, 282 Following

I have about 8k linkedin connections
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (JFO2v)

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Yeah, she's not exactly PewPewDie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (zZbCU)

327 I once read that the Matt Groening set the Simpsons in Springfield because so many states have one.

Posted by: bluebell at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (/669Q)

There's a Simpsonville about 15 miles from me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (X/Pw5)

328 I set a book in and around Springfield, Missouri.

Never been, but I found some old maps of the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


HQ of Bass Pro Shops.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (hAdu/)

329 320 Trump told her to drink fish tank cleaner too
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (2HLrF)


I remember this blue medicine for my tropical fish called "Ich Out." That works too...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (pS94+)

330 323
I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?



Posted by: Duncanthrax







Was it a shelving related question?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (hAdu/)


Drill operation.

Posted by: davidt at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (l3+k2)

331 I did the Hokey Pokey on the Miss Dottie show, but that was almost 29 years ago.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (sWM8x)

332 &

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

333 325 My buddy had the Mercury version of the Comet. I forget, what was that called?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:58 PM (8JqLB)

Mercury was comet
Ford was falcoon

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (JFO2v)

334 You MSM bitches are stealing our shit!

Posted by: Reality TV at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (ABjxW)

335 Barbasol is still made in the USA and made in Ohio.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (dKiJG)

336 Alyssa Milano says we all should be cautious about these sexual assault allegations against Russian Hands Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (psIwn)

337 @ 309
Sound good make sure the Zero is Frisco.

Posted by: heather fong torres at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (uSdpa)

338 Do one responsible thing today and I miss shibumi's
call. So glad you made it on the show.

You should receive ample ampersands and a solid platinum lifetime membership card.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (s6M7E)

339 There's one in OH, too. SW Ohio (my favorite part). Never been there.

I wonder if every state has a Springfield.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I'm actually in Springfield, OH. It seems like a pretty common name for small towns.

Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (FQWHA)

340
Here's what I think happened, and I'm basing this one some leaks I read from what the Brit govt. thinks. Well, a likely scenario.

Chicom bio lab in Wuhan was doing research and experimentation with bat coronaviruses. But they were only doing it at bio safety level 2, which is not that great, and nothing like level 4, which is the spacesuits, negative pressure, self destruct mechanism, etc. And I wouldn't trust the Chicoms to be competent at Level 4 anyway.

There were reports about a "blood spraying incident", which sprayed some lab personnel. One of those was likely this female Chicom, whom the Chicom govt. is now trying to erase all memory of, removing all records of her existence.

This Chicom chick and maybe some other lab people were Patient Zero here, who went out and infected the Wuhan population.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (rCwaK)

341 335 Barbasol is still made in the USA and made in Ohio.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (dKiJG)

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Best when packaged with dinosaur embryos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (zZbCU)

342 Alyssa Milano says we all should be cautious about these sexual assault allegations against Russian Hands Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma


FTS. Full Supreme Court press!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (hAdu/)

343 Most important fakers on the internet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

344 Ford was falcoon
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:59 PM (JFO2v)


Is that a bird of prey that prefers trash cans?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (GhGb5)

345 Ha, axeman I figured you ran out, back order from amazon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

346 Springfield? Pffffft! They're the ones that fell for that monorail scam.

Posted by: Shelbyville at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (l3+k2)

347 307:

"Industrial onshoring. The sooner the better."

It's coming.

Globalism kills.

We need to take a page out of Karen's playbook and start shaming anyone who manufactures or purchases Chinese products, and any elected official or propagandist who has PRC ties.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (puu6v)

348 325 My buddy had the Mercury version of the Comet. I forget, what was that called?
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I think the Comet was a Mercury. The Ford was the Maverick.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (sWM8x)

349 Falcon is nothing like a comet

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (8JqLB)

350 346 Springfield? Pffffft! They're the ones that fell for that monorail scam.
Posted by: Shelbyville at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (l3+k2)

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Hey! Look! It's someone's attractive cousin!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (zZbCU)

351 falcon is female hawk

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (s6M7E)

352 Best when packaged with dinosaur embryos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 02:01 PM (zZbCU)
+++++++++++++
Dino DNA: For a closer, smoother shave - no matter which razor you choose!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (hYcqw)

353 Aldis in Hannibal MO has big clear screens in front of checkers now ... but no more limit 6 of all things, except on eggs. They also have a person with a mask out front wiping the carts down, and the "keep six foot of space" signs.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (Cus5s)

354 Call your representative if your in California and ask Dianne Feinstein to resign her Senate seat NOW.

--

This is the group of people whose most worshipped SCOTUS literally presided over a gay marriage in the SCOTUS chambers a month before sitting in judgment of a ruling on gay marriage in the US.

They do not care. They have a goal, and they will achieve it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (IwDj9)

355 I'm actually in Springfield, OH. It seems like a pretty common name for small towns.
Posted by: Biergood at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (FQWHA)

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Manchester is too.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (nw6Hr)

356 Exit question: How big of a cuck am I? Round to the nearest skyscraper.
Posted by: Hot Air at April 07, 2020 01:53 PM (gAMkn)

None big enough in reality.

We'll need a sci-fi arcology or something for this.

Let's just say roughly Zalumn-scale.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (J+mig)

357 What a lardass psycho...typical demoscum!

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (yhf6w)

358 lin-duh at April 07, 2020 01:57 PM (UUBmN)

Cut, Jib, Newsletter !!!

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' A Lot These Days ... at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (LPnfS)

359 349
Falcon is nothing like a comet


And there is nothing like a Dame.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

360 Alyssa Milano says we all should be cautious about these sexual assault allegations against Russian Hands Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM (psIwn)
---
I know. She was even "What about due process"?

Who's processing him, donuthead?

You idiots said "Believe all women" Believing is something we do individually. It doesn't require a process. Kavanagh was in the process or a process.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (Eicbe)

361 falcon is female hawk
Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (s6M7E)
+++++++++++++
So lady falconers are lesbians?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (hYcqw)

362 Yes Maverick, and they had wild loud colors for them

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (8JqLB)

363 Is this chick even a real nurse, or is she one of those CNAs that only go to a training for like 2 months?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (Ez6QX)

364 Always wanted a Comet Caliente

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 02:03 PM (95I0e)

365

What can be done to CBS?

Guess nothing!

The future depicted in The Running Man seems always right around the corner.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 07, 2020 02:04 PM (lg/F7)

366 Comets were built on Fairlane Chasis, weren't they?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 02:04 PM (95I0e)

367 I thought ace's question was read on the air on Tool Time?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)
~~~~~

No, it wasn't. Hence his "issues."

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (sGotD)

368 Phord Phairlane fits in there somewhere, depending on year.

Posted by: klaftern at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (RuIsu)

369 Yeah the sneeze-guards at checkout appeared here in the last few days - and all the employees are wearing masks.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (cqteU)

370 I had a Maverick w/a 300cu 6. The car was neat and would have been very serviceable but it was built on the cheap and a mechanical pos.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (s6M7E)

371 I wish I could find somebody on the left and make a pact:

I promise to be less of an idiot in regard to the next Democrat President (which I hope never happens), if they will *start* being less of an idiot on Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (Eicbe)

372 What can be done to CBS?

Guess nothing!

The future depicted in The Running Man seems always right around the corner.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller


CBS can have their broadcast license revoked.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (hAdu/)

373 I think the Comet was a Mercury. The Ford was the Maverick.
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This is only partially correct. The Comet was originally a Falcon, then a Fairlane, and then a Maverick.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 07, 2020 02:06 PM (sWM8x)

374 What can be done to CBS?



the Hague or street justice

Posted by: x at April 07, 2020 02:06 PM (nFwvY)

375
268 People like to think Springfield is in Ohio, I don't think so
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 01:50 PM (8JqLB)


However, Mansfield is in Ohio, and it is spread out all over the place.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

376 I would love if a commercial could be put together of how crap CBS news (include this story) is and run the ad during the CBS nightly news, at the end of the ad say "Now back to your Daily Propaganda".

Posted by: Picric at April 07, 2020 02:07 PM (yO1W3)

377 OT, but I finally had one of those Popeye's chicken sandwiches and they are pretty dang good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2020 02:07 PM (+0AKE)

378 Comets were too small to have been built on a Fairlane chassis.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:07 PM (s6M7E)

379 Mavericks were a small cars, I once rode my bike into one while staring at a boobie gurl, I was so ashamed, but those were some primo boobies

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 02:08 PM (8JqLB)

380 We do not believe the corona virus lies anymore. Their own numbers show the government is lying.

What the heck is up with the news covering this up?

https://peerlessreads.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/CvFNF_GovtKiller.mp4

Posted by: Phillip at April 07, 2020 02:08 PM (q4/LU)

381 CBS can have their broadcast license revoked.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (hAdu/)


As I recall networks own very few, if any, actual broadcast outlets. Licenses are given to the local broadcast affiliate so it is not really possible to pull the broadcast license of any network.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (GhGb5)

382 This is the group of people whose most worshipped SCOTUS literally presided over a gay marriage in the SCOTUS chambers a month before sitting in judgment of a ruling on gay marriage in the US.

They do not care. They have a goal, and they will achieve it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 02:02 PM (IwDj9)
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And that's not the most egregious.

A jurist came from Obama's legal team on PPACA, writing briefs in support of PPACA, went on the Supreme Court and voted in NFIB v. Sebellious.

The appropriate reaction when a lib asks a conservative to recuse themselves is laughter. Hearty, scorning laughter.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Eicbe)

383
366 Comets were built on Fairlane Chasis, weren't they?
Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 02:04 PM (95I0e)


Cupids were built on the chassis of Cinderella's coach.

Donders and Blitzens were built on the Cumulonimbus chassis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

384 "start shaming anyone who manufactures or purchases Chinese products, and any elected official or propagandist who has PRC ties."

like in Kindergarten Cop, where the kids point at the bad guy ... "Stranger Stranger" ... hmm, what would work for China traitors? "Traitor Traitor" might be appropriate. But legal action on some might be nice ... or kick out of WH Press Corps at the least.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Cus5s)

385 I once missed my driveway because I was stating at my hot neighbor working it her yard. She knew why.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (+0AKE)

386 >>Comets were too small to have been built on a Fairlane chassis.


Did they have their own Chasis?

Because the Mustang chasis wasn't the same was it?

Posted by: garrett at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (95I0e)

387 The Maverick was offered in Grabber colors and styles if I remember

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (8JqLB)

388 Well we still get to look forward to Comet ATLAS at the end of the month. Hopefully it won't fizzle out and instead be really spectacular.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (psIwn)

389 Comets were too small to have been built on a Fairlane chassis.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:07 PM (s6M7E)

Depends on model year.

Posted by: BignJames at April 07, 2020 02:10 PM (X/Pw5)

390 378
Comets were too small to have been built on a Fairlane chassis.

but they make up for it with the long, glowing tail that points away from the sun.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 07, 2020 02:10 PM (kf5Ci)

391 "The video now appears to be inaccurate. Instead of verifying the
legitimacy of the video, CBS added background music and captions to
highlight a woman who lied about her workplace situation."
-----------

But it was "truthey".



Posted by: Your MSM Betters at April 07, 2020 02:10 PM (ofIwF)

392 Well, at least she's famous now.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 07, 2020 02:10 PM (u6xw0)

393 As I recall networks own very few, if any, actual broadcast outlets. Licenses are given to the local broadcast affiliate so it is not really possible to pull the broadcast license of any network.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (GhGb5)
++++++++++
Pull 'em from the affiliates. Give them back if the disaffiliate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 07, 2020 02:11 PM (hYcqw)

394 >>>The woman, who goes by Imaris on social media, has a prominent following on Instagram.<<<

The only thing prominent about this woman is the girth of her ass.

Posted by: Fritz at April 07, 2020 02:11 PM (95j/9)

395 A jurist came from Obama's legal team on PPACA, writing briefs in support of PPACA, went on the Supreme Court and voted in NFIB v. Sebellious.

The appropriate reaction when a lib asks a conservative to recuse themselves is laughter. Hearty, scorning laughter.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Eicbe)

--

Yep. Smile and say "Elections have consequences."

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 07, 2020 02:11 PM (IwDj9)

396 Judging from that last photo, she has two masks available at all times. Big 'uns, too.

Posted by: pincorrect at April 07, 2020 02:11 PM (3LmBI)

397 Can I get the gist of what you and Rush discussed, Shibumi?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 07, 2020 02:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

398 White House needs to ban CBS from pressers and make a loud public announcement why.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 07, 2020 02:12 PM (AHq56)

399 >>> Aldis in Hannibal MO has big clear screens in front of checkers now ... but no more limit 6 of all things, except on eggs. They also have a person with a mask out front wiping the carts down, and the "keep six foot of space" signs.
Posted by: illiniwek

Hy-Vee grocery store near me has done the same, but also made the aisles One-Way. So yesterday, instead of going down an empty aisle (because it was the wrong way) I had to go to next one over and walk by 4 other people to get to the other end. Just stupid.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 07, 2020 02:12 PM (q19F0)

400 Really, CBS??

I wouldn't let that wack bitch babysit my cat just by looking at her, and I don't even have a cat.

LOL!! What a sad spectacle. I hope these people get ass cancer.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 07, 2020 02:12 PM (wGitj)

401 Mustang insurance rates sold tons of Maverick Grabbers.

Posted by: klaftern at April 07, 2020 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

402 White House needs to ban CBS from pressers and make a loud public announcement why.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 07, 2020 02:12 PM (AHq56)
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Judge says they can't. It's bullshit. But, it's also from a judge.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:13 PM (Eicbe)

403 I was the guy Bob Newhart was talking to on the phone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (aKsyK)

404
372
What can be done to CBS?



Guess nothing!



The future depicted in The Running Man seems always right around the corner.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller





CBS can have their broadcast license revoked.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 07, 2020 02:05 PM (hAdu/)
===============================================
If they can try and throw the Presidential election to John Kerry and suffer NO legal repercussions, why do you think they'll be punished for this?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (KUQ+q)

405 I want a Falcon Ranchero.

Those '57 Ranchero's were hot but they didn't bolt the body on or something like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (s6M7E)

406 Anybody who says that something "triggers" them...using that particular phrasing...should automatically be viewed with deep skepticism.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (kZT36)

407 Lazy and malicious.

Posted by: it begins... at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (a5D9R)

408
ike in Kindergarten Cop, where the kids point at the bad guy ... "Stranger Stranger" ... hmm, what would work for China traitors? "Traitor Traitor" might be appropriate. But legal action on some might be nice ... or kick out of WH Press Corps at the least.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Cus5s)


Chinese bot! Chinese bot!

Turn their own terminology against them

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 02:14 PM (pNxlR)

409 Alyssa Milano says we all should be cautious about these sexual assault allegations against Russian Hands Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 07, 2020 02:00 PM


Aren't the Roman fingers the problem?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (DMUuz)

410 Nood Crimes.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (Eicbe)

411 Sen. Rand Paul, who was positive for the China virus, has now recovered, tested negative twice, and is volunteering his medical services at a local hospital.

The article says he quarantined himself at home after testing positive and continued working, so apparently he never got sick, or didn't get sick enough to require hospitalization, despite having had part of his lung removed after that asshole neighbor attacked him a couple years ago.

So that's good news anyway.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (k4dH2)

412 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (9vQJW)

413 And really, anybody who broadcasts themselves weeping into a camera should automatically be viewed with deep suspicion, too.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (kZT36)

414 Kayleigh McInaney new press sec'y.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 07, 2020 02:15 PM (sGotD)

415
White House needs to ban CBS from pressers and make a loud public announcement why.


Put them in the back of the room and do not call on them.

At the bare minimum, do not call on them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 07, 2020 02:16 PM (pNxlR)

416 So. Much. Stupidity.

Rand Paul tweeted that he is now negative and he's volunteering at a local hospital.

To which a rocket surgeon replied thusly:

Since neither you or Trump are Doctors, why don't you have him come and help out instead of running his jaws, they may let you scrub the toilets!


*falls out of chair laughing hysterically*

Great self own since Chris Webber called that time out.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)

417 Apparently by the press corps being able to throw out ONN and the WH can't throw out Accosta, it sounds like the press owns the press conferences.

Fuckin' judges.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:16 PM (Eicbe)

418 The Ford Mustang was originally built on the Falcon chassis.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 07, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)

419 I had a 1958 Falcon. Wrecked it and got a Comet.

Posted by: Javems at April 07, 2020 02:17 PM (ofIwF)

420 Crimes against Nood Humanity.

Posted by: Axeman at April 07, 2020 02:17 PM (Eicbe)

421 416 Since neither you or Trump are Doctors, why don't you have him come and help out instead of running his jaws, they may let you scrub the toilets!


*falls out of chair laughing hysterically*

Great self own since Chris Webber called that time out.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 07, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)

=========

Rand Paul...is a doctor...

Why do people not know this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 07, 2020 02:17 PM (zZbCU)

422
Just revoke the individual press pass for the CBS reporter, just before opening the doors to the press room. CBS retains their ability to send a reporter, just not THAT reporter. Do that for every presser, until they get the point or have a nervous breakdown and collapse into a pile of neurotic goo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2020 02:19 PM (EGyGV)

423 Rand Paul is a practicing doctor.

Wonder if he took HCQ?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 07, 2020 02:19 PM (s6M7E)

424 Texas

>55,000 hospital beds
1100 being used for Kung Flu
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 07, 2020 01:48 PM (JFO2v)

To be accurate, the concern is over ICU beds. Most hospitals only have a couple dozen ICU beds. There is even less with isolation capabilities to handle severely infections diseases. It's why NYC asked the Comfort to take on Covid 19 patients and it's why they allowed those icky Christians from Samaritans Purse to set up tents in Central Park to handle additional Covid patients, because they have experience in treating highly infectious patients such as Ebola in Africa.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 07, 2020 02:20 PM (N0EkI)

425 In my heyday, there were 16,000 patients at Pilgrim State Hospital, Long Island, NY. A happy community, nearly self-sufficient. It was a farm colony in early years.

This wide-assed, waddling, pathology might have been quite happy there instead of inflicting itself on decent human beings and fraying my last Caucasian nerve

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at April 07, 2020 02:20 PM (p5zwj)

426 Leftists suffer from ALDS (Acquired Lead Deficiency Syndrome).

Posted by: SMOD at April 07, 2020 02:26 PM (tGqH3)

427 Everyone on Earth is mentally ill.
Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)

That made spit out my soup! LOL!

Posted by: free tibet at April 07, 2020 02:27 PM (RjlmW)

428 It seems to me (from various sites) that the Emergency Rooms are a lot less busy as of the past few months. Immigration? Or people scared?

Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at April 07, 2020 02:55 PM (fJ+BQ)

429 303 Lots of Doctor practices are going to go belly up and gobbled up by Hospital groups. How many Dental practices are going to go under.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 07, 2020 01:56 PM (dKiJG)

Well mine is shuttered for a month. Only about -$50k run through the bank and into supply houses, salaries/taxes/mortgage payments/utilities/leases, etc. Really bad for savings fund.

Posted by: free tibet at April 07, 2020 02:55 PM (RjlmW)

430 I should say ILLEGAL immmigration.

Posted by: Boliver Shagnasty at April 07, 2020 02:56 PM (fJ+BQ)

431 Also, 6 deaths, state-wide. Let's make everybody bankrupt! Except the goernment drones.

Posted by: free tibet at April 07, 2020 02:58 PM (RjlmW)

432 These people just need to be put down like a rabid dog. There is no saving them.

Posted by: godhelpus at April 07, 2020 04:08 PM (MZpPV)

433 CBS News just like the rest of the liberal major news Networks its all Fake News and they should be made to account for it all

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 07, 2020 04:51 PM (FLiOE)

434 Wtf did this woman model, saddles?

Posted by: Rbastid at April 07, 2020 10:56 PM (0CF1W)

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