With Masks Unavailable, People Get Creative.
Too Creative.

Some odd improvised masks:



A couple of funny videos:

Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM




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1 !

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:02 PM (8fB/R)

2

JIT for Soup with Ace!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:02 PM (8fB/R)

3 top 10 or something

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:03 PM (4a9Vv)

4

This is hilarious.

You have to admit that Americans bring the funny like no other. You just know some of these are tongue-in-cheek.

Love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:03 PM (8fB/R)

5 No one in an inflatable T-Rex?

Cause that's what I want to see. A grocery store full of people in the T-Rex including the cashiers. This must happen.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:04 PM (G2zl5)

6 Woah!

Posted by: Max Power at April 06, 2020 12:04 PM (QCc6B)

7 Not a single face colander? Am disappoint.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 06, 2020 12:04 PM (H5knJ)

8 Just stop it with all this toxic mask-ulinity!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 12:06 PM (m45I2)

9 Some people are just waiting for an excuse to let their inner weirdo out.

Posted by: irright at April 06, 2020 12:06 PM (pMGkg)

10 I wonder if Hillary has figured out how to make a mask from a bottle of chardonnay.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:07 PM (4a9Vv)

11

The sneaker is insane.

But my favorite is the Horsehead, it reared it's beautiful head yet again!

in the first link

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:07 PM (8fB/R)

12 But Bane masks are still right out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (psIwn)

13 But then the guy with the shoe has to smell his shoe all the time.

Prevention worse than the virus?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (jUVms)

14 PRO TIP : You can make a useful face mask out of a Gluten Free Lasagna.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (2VzlP)

15 When I go outside, I wear a Nixon mask.

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (N9G0H)

16 10 I wonder if Hillary has figured out how to make a mask from a bottle of chardonnay.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:07 PM (4a9Vv)


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BWHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (jUVms)

17 Makes me want to put on my KM57 and bailout bottle next time I go to the grocery store

Posted by: Vanya at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (BAsqb)

18 did yoy see tge guy demonstrating how to turn a jock.strap into a mask?

it was a tik tok

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (G546f)

19 OK, it's warm-ish outside, so I think I shall have a pipe or two, think about my book and do some writing.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)

20 I bet a Hillary mask is 100% effective against everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (psIwn)

21 I get it. A guy in a gas mask walking through the grocery store is a bit weird. My biggest problem, though, is with the camera operator. The black woman loading her groceries on to the belt was a definite 1. There was no reason to pan away from her to show me some dude in a gas mask.

This is *everything* that is wrong with Hollywood today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)

22 This entire post is just a lot of gray boxes to me. Fascinating!

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (N9G0H)

23 I'm going to do something like this if they try to impose some mask requirement. Maybe the shoe guy, not sure, but I'll try to be as absurd as I can possibly be.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (4nQ2b)

24 I don't know about Hillary but Bill makes his masks out of condoms. Ribbed condoms.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (jUVms)

25 Yes! The complete scuba outfit!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (hAdu/)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Oh, the choosing your avatar one is rocking too.

Love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (8fB/R)

28 Friendly reminder:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Said the other day I knew this was coming

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (ZCEU2)

30 When I go outside, I wear a Nixon mask.
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (N9G0H)
++++++++++
In SF, does that aid social distancing or does it make people come up and get in your face? Does the terror outweigh the outrage?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (hYcqw)

31 I like the one wearing the bedding packaging. That's clever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (DVfUO)

32 i need a plague mask

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)

33 I'm getting a People of Walmart vibe.


And I'm sitting here unable to breath from laughing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

34 This is all due to the lies of the media--they have panicked millions into the belief that if you catch the virus, you are dead.

No ifs, ands or buts-- dead, dead, dead

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (vPKfA)

35

The guy with the shoe over his face gets points for originality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (14txV)

36 But then the guy with the shoe has to smell his shoe all the time.

Prevention worse than the virus?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (jUVms)


LOL, that is what makes this extra funny. WTH?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (8fB/R)

37 The guy with the shoe over his face gets points for originality
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (14txV)


rather smell his feet than get virus!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (8fB/R)

38 I'm with MP3, some outside work, followed by a pipe and writing.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (zUdXR)

39 Waiting to see a hard hat diver...w/o the boots.

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (X/Pw5)

40 Hot glue your nose and mouth shut. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

41 John Travolta did it better.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (SENHs)

42

The dangling garlic (balls

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (8fB/R)

43 And now feeling left out I haven't fixed my old gas mask, at least its government issued

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (ZCEU2)

44 Yes! The complete scuba outfit!

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It seems like that would be extremely difficult to keep sanitized.

There's a reason HAZMAT operators wear them *under* the fully enclosed suits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (DVfUO)

45 The sneaker is insane.
My older brothers used to hold me down holding a gym shoe over my mouth/nose yelling, "Oxygen! Oxygen!"

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (TQ/zJ)

46 Shoe on face guy, "What do you mean I got toe cheese up my nose?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (psIwn)

47 30 When I go outside, I wear a Nixon mask.
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (N9G0H)
++++++++++
In SF, does that aid social distancing or does it make people come up and get in your face? Does the terror outweigh the outrage?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


99% of passersby don't even know who Nixon was. It's just an in-joke for my own satisfaction.

Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (N9G0H)

48 Uhhh . . people are getting a little nutty, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

49 I was lmao at this on Saturday.

I think my favorites are the woman with a bedspread/comforter package over her head and the guy with his tennis shoe tied on over his mouth and nose.

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

50 Do disposable diapers work?


Depends.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (oVJmc)

51 Dude videoing the gas mask guy gets a decent downblouse shot of the black broad.

Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

52 There's a photo of an elderly couple with Always pads strapped to their faces

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (vPKfA)

53 Out: ShoeOnHead
In: Shoe on Face

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (KxVoZ)

54 When I go outside, I wear a Nixon mask.
Posted by: zombie


...and tell people, "I am not a carrier!"

Posted by: mikeski at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (P1f+c)

55 Waiting to see a hard hat diver...w/o the boots.
Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2020 12:11 PM (X/Pw5)

I don't have the video, but a guy at my company did exactly that in a local Walmart a couple of weeks ago. Hat, bailout, coveralls, boots, whole thing.

Posted by: Vanya at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (BAsqb)

56 I like the one wearing the bedding packaging. That's clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:10 PM (DVfUO)


Also, very nice on a rainy day

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (8fB/R)

57 I still want one of those Black plague bird masks

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (5bxa0)

58 Geez, it's like we've invented a new holiday:

Hillbilly Halloween

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (Do5/p)

59 Yes! The complete scuba outfit!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (hAdu/)

10 point deduction for no fins.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (4nQ2b)

60 I still cannot stop laughing at some of this.

I wonder if the scuba gal lives in the mountains. If so she may need to decompress before going up the next road.

On a funnier note. Has anyone seen the pictures of Sheila Jackson wearing a surgical mask?
She is wearing it under her nose. She may as well be using it as a chin strap.

Posted by: Drider at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (R/UH9)

61 I have a Vader Industrial Mask, to scare children and hysterics with. Maybe I should bust it out.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (90T4r)

62 I'm going to do something like this if they try to impose some mask requirement. Maybe the shoe guy, not sure, but I'll try to be as absurd as I can possibly be.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Maxipad guy. With wings.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (hAdu/)

63 No one in an inflatable T-Rex?

Cause that's what I want to see. A grocery store full of people in the T-Rex including the cashiers. This must happen.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:04 PM (G2zl5)


What makes me sad is that I know if I search online for a T-rex costume now, they're all going to be sold out.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (hku12)

64 99% of passersby don't even know who Nixon was. It's just an in-joke for my own satisfaction.
Posted by: zombie at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (N9G0H)
++++++++++++
I figured it was a joke. I was just poking fun at the Bay Area. It is pretty shocking though that most people wouldn't recognize Nixon - he's like their evil totem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (hYcqw)

65 People are becoming superheroes.

Ya gotta love plastic bottle man!

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (Eicbe)

66 I've seen more than a few people in the Charlotte area wearing the masks pulled down off of their noses and mouths.

They're still wearing them, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (DVfUO)

67 In the 2nd one the Walmart gal has her nose exposed/surgeon's mask too low.

Also, if there's no filter on a scuba breathing tube, then what's the point?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (bDqIh)

68 Hey that's The Unknown Comic in the top pic. I miss him.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (aS1PU)

69 >> I like the one wearing the bedding packaging. That's clever.


I think she was just dressed up as Grandma's Davenport.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (2VzlP)

70 Most of those people crossed the line from creative to just stupid.

Correction, not "crossed", "leaped".

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (3eV0J)

71 Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:04 PM (G2zl5)


What makes me sad is that I know if I search online for a T-rex costume now, they're all going to be sold out.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (hku12)


And somebody's going to post a link to some home-made Etsy seller whose T-rex costumes are shite.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)

72 Good ol' American ingenuity!

Or Good ol' People of Walmart Stupidity!

Full disclosure, I'm this >< close to being the headliner of People of Walmart Quarantine Edition.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (jUVms)

73 Are you hoping that "get the fuck away from me" can remain OK to use against anyone at all for the foreseeable future?

Like forever?

Selectively. Use with caution.

But Wuhan has made it OK and there can be no response other than the offender backing off. Verbal comebacks only permit more shouting "get the fuck away from me."

Will this be useful?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (+fPHo)

74 I've seen more than a few people in the Charlotte area wearing the masks pulled down off of their noses and mouths.



They're still wearing them, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (DVfUO)


I saw an old lady wearing one on her chin the other day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

75
A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.

Posted by: MHK at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (iQIUe)

76

The woman with the plastic packaging that it looks like sheet or a blanket comes in should have zipped it up tight because the plague might still be able to get it. The look on the guy's face is great

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (14txV)

77 The woman with a bedspread/comforter package over her head also has a regular surgical mask on so she's using the package as a spit-deflector I'm guessing.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (TQ/zJ)

78 How do I square the "wear a face mask" recommendation with my bank's position of "anyone wearing a mask is a robber?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)

79 On a funnier note. Has anyone seen the pictures of Sheila Jackson wearing a surgical mask?

She is wearing it under her nose. She may as well be using it as a chin strap.

Posted by: Drider at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (R/UH9)

====
She is the person that is making decisions for us all and she is at most at 65 IQ points. AT MOST.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (pw+jk)

80 I've seen more than a few people in the Charlotte area wearing the masks pulled down off of their noses and mouths.

They're still wearing them, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (DVfUO)

That's a great loophole. "You said I had to wear one but you didn't say how."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (4nQ2b)

81 When I went out yesterday I wore one of those neck warmer things that can be pulled up over the face just in case it seemed necessary.
It wasn't necessary.
I also have a neoprene snowmobiling mask that I suppose could be used.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

82 Why we'll be dead in the next 100 years.

Humans are too fucking stupid to survive.

Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Number of people who remember tha last week the 'experts' were telling us that wearing masks was a foolish over-reaction???


One.


ME.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (oVJmc)

84 66 I've seen more than a few people in the Charlotte area wearing the masks pulled down off of their noses and mouths.

They're still wearing them, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (DVfUO)

We live in the Land of Confusion.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)

85 I wear a mask when I go out in public.

I see other people doing it, also.

Let me just say that of the people I see who wear masks incorrectly - like hanging below their noses - 100% are people of color.

Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (ZfRYq)

86 the full scuba gear..lmao.

Posted by: IC at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (a0IVu)

87 i am on the keith richards program. works for him. i'm as toxic as that poser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (KP5rU)

88 >>Number of people who remember tha last week the 'experts' were telling us that wearing masks was a foolish over-reaction???


They only work IF you wear the righ ones and wear them properly.

What they are encouraging will only add to the numbers of infected.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (2VzlP)

89 75
A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.
Posted by: MHK at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (iQIUe)


What if she declines your request?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (SENHs)

90 you know who's fault it is

it's carol fucking baskin's fault

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)

91 How do I square the "wear a face mask" recommendation with my bank's position of "anyone wearing a mask is a robber?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)
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Hand them your note.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (Eicbe)

92 74 I've seen more than a few people in the Charlotte area wearing the masks pulled down off of their noses and mouths.



They're still wearing them, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (DVfUO)

I saw an old lady wearing one on her chin the other day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)


Wattle Camo!!

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)

93 77 The woman with a bedspread/comforter package over her head also has a regular surgical mask on so she's using the package as a spit-deflector I'm guessing.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:15 PM (TQ/zJ)

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Laugh's on us, she's twice as smart.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (jUVms)

94
My older brothers used to hold me down holding a gym shoe over my mouth/nose yelling, "Oxygen! Oxygen!"
Posted by: andycanuck

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omg that's hilarious! Kids, honest to god...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (JPVyh)

95 75
A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.

My sister actually tried this but she said the cup size was too big and it didn't fit right.

"Tits too big, ears too small" was her explanation.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (KxVoZ)

96 20 I bet a Hillary mask is 100% effective against everything.
___________________

The virus, like every other living thing with any self-respect at all, won't go anywhere near Hillzebub.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

97 Truly disappointed there's no Ninja.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (SENHs)

98 T. Rex costumes are NOT safe, people!!!
https://tinyurl.com/tggtgtn

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (TQ/zJ)

99 My husband is so proud of his bats and skulls balaclava. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

100 I will be wearing the Plague Doctor mask, which was the fashion during the black death, when I return to work.

Nothing like a beak to command attention.

Posted by: simplemind at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (GW+h7)

101 @mviser 1 minute ago

The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.


Please someone, record THIS call! I'll pay you anything you want.

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

102 Honor Blackman: Pussy Galore actress dies, aged 94

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (3aI0K)

103

The rolled up newspaper with the clove of garlic is probably very effective in keeping the plague away

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (14txV)

104 Even in New York, the worst-hit part of the country, the infection rate is under 1% of the population.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

105 I think we should worry more about the fact that most people walking around are nucking futs.

It's pretty simple. Most masks only prevent YOU from making other people sick.

Well except for Scuba Steve.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (OvKdi)

106 You know who has the superpowers in all this? Furries. Always wear a full body suit with headgear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)

107 On a funnier note. Has anyone seen the pictures of Sheila Jackson wearing a surgical mask?

She is wearing it under her nose. She may as well be using it as a chin strap.

--

It's disturbing to realize neither she nor Maxine Waters would be allowed to run a cash register at an Everything's $1 store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (DVfUO)

108 Why we'll be dead in the next 100 years.



Mein Fuhrer ... mortality ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (F+dpa)

109 good golly

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (zr5Kq)

110 Honor Blackman: Pussy Galore actress dies, aged 94


And Avengers girl.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

111 Uhhh . . people are getting a little nutty, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)


Getting?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

112 A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.

My sister actually tried this but she said the cup size was too big and it didn't fit right.

"Tits too big, ears too small" was her explanation.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 06, 2020 12:17 PM (KxVoZ)
++++++++++++
Is she single?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (hYcqw)

113 >>i need a plague mask

Heh, we want those, too.
Running errands yesterday, including picking up furniture from family, we wore bandanas, wild West bank robber style. Felt so silly! Making masks tonight.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

114 waiting for a medieval plague doctor mask

Posted by: brak at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (cG+eD)

115 Any Crusader helmets in there?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (G2zl5)

116 omg that's hilarious! Kids, honest to god...
Kids??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (TQ/zJ)

117 Just dawned on me its masks AND stay 6 feet away. Actually thought 90% of people in the store had masks so I don't have to.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (ZCEU2)

118 I've got a full face paint respirator

saving it , just in case things get bad

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (rpxSz)

119 I do like the shoe guy.

Nice absurdist stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (Eicbe)

120 111 Uhhh . . people are getting a little nutty, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)


Getting?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

Societal collapse, in another month or two??

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (90T4r)

121 I've got a full face paint respirator

saving it , just in case things get bad

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (rpxSz)

--

Pick up some more filters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:20 PM (DVfUO)

122 >> On a funnier note. Has anyone seen the pictures of Sheila Jackson wearing a surgical mask?


That's YALE GRADUATE Sheila Jackson Lee who can't even wear a mask correctly during a pandemic.
Now that is funny!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

123 Scuba Steve sighting.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:20 PM (Eicbe)

124 So in order to save society, all women will be required to go topless and donate their bras to the production of masks.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (SENHs)

125 But Bane masks are still right out?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:08 PM (psIwn)

Bane's okay, but you have to do the voice

Posted by: Methos at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (kOpft)

126 @mviser 1 minute ago

The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.


Please someone, record THIS call! I'll pay you anything you want.
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

Joe Biden, an old man with absolutely nothing to do , expects the leader of the free world in the middle of a world wide pandemic to drop everything and give HIM a call to schedule up a call? What an absolute doofus.

Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

127 Buck up, buttercups....this is the week to get through...then up the hill we go. I am looking forward to Trump and his honey badger economics crew sticking it to the Chinese and providing incentives to take back various businesses. Textile, medical equip, electronics. I wouldn't be all broken up if China returns to it's third world shithole status as a result. In fact, I'd encourage it...because that's how regimes change.

Posted by: Orson at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (i347i)

128 Nice absurdist stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (Eicbe)
++++++++++++
I think a lot of this is deliberate absurdity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)

129 I'm going to t'oimp loil a mask on my face so I can be comfortable and virtue signal all at the same time!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (jUVms)

130
Dear me, they're actually laying conduits for fiber optic cables on my road out in the middle of nowhere. Just got flush toilets last month, so we'll be living large!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (mht8P)

131 On a funnier note. Has anyone seen the pictures of Sheila Jackson wearing a surgical mask?

She is wearing it under her nose. She may as well be using it as a chin strap.

Posted by: Drider at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (R/UH9)


And the nose is the most crucial to cover.

dumb as a rock

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (8fB/R)

132 Carrollton, TX police are looking for an 18yr girl-child who claims to have spread WuHan Flu in a Wal-Mart...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx7dzcrg

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (psIwn)

133 Honor Blackman: Pussy Galore actress dies, aged 94


Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (3aI0K)


RIP Honor Blackman. She was great as Pussy Galore and Cathy Gale on The Avengers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (14txV)

134
Yes! The complete scuba outfit!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (hAdu/)

10 point deduction for no fins.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

===========

I wonder how many people are taking falls because of obstructed vision and movement due to their improvised PPE.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (JPVyh)

135 28 Friendly reminder:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0
Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)


In a similar vernacular

http://tinyurl.com/tduclh4
http://preview.tinyurl.com/tduclh4

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (qobvn)

136 This is a great thread by Sean Davis:

@seanmdav

The IMHE model of Wuhan coronavirus hospitalizations, which is being used to justify nationwide lockdowns and the wholesale destruction of the U.S. economy, continues to be garbage. On April 2, it claimed 193,165 Americans would be hospitalized today. The real number? 27,069.


https://tinyurl.com/rtyzhnb

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)

137 I saw on the MT that people are being paid $5K to get infected and was wondering if anyone had a link.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (F+dpa)

138 for some reason I am reminded of this story: hope I have the details right: California passed a law requiring people on motorcycles to wear a helmet. Cop gives a biker a ticket for not wearing a helmet. Biker goes to court, cop admits biker was wearing a helmet, helmet was strapped on his knee. Judge rules in biker's favor, you can guess what the helmet law neglected to make clear.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (4a9Vv)

139 I think it would be funny to go out in a Robin mask.

"What? This isn't a mask?"

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (Eicbe)

140 Shelia Jackson Lee uses mask on mouth, below nose

don't blame her

would want to smell her cow breath either

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (rpxSz)

141 What does upset me is the people wearing the masks incorrectly or wearing improvisations that defeat the purpose.

Look at the checkout girl in one of the first pictures with the mask below her nose--that's idiocy and how the virus spreads through people who think they are doing the right thing.

One of the people with a scuba mask on also has the nose uncovered and doesn't have the snorkel in her mouth--that simply moral preening, and useless otherwise.

Posted by: necron at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (hCqcJ)

142 A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.
Posted by: MHK


You have to cut eye holes in the Dayum Cup size.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (hAdu/)

143 PSA

Citizens ! Please to not wear mask that will suffocate you.

End PSA

Posted by: runner at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (zr5Kq)

144 A snorkel.

Because the air 2 inches above your head is different than the air in front of your face.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (hZ6Q2)

145 wouldn't, OMG

Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (rpxSz)

146 Like the flu, it's worse if you're high risk to be very cautious. The average person should of course always practice proper hygiene. Other than that, the rest is superfluous.

The next stage of this argument will be about how much of the destruction that was done, actually prevented more infections? You know, as opposed to an educational campaign.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (OvKdi)

147 Heh. "Susan has joined the match."

Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (qLs5f)

148 I really don't want to do the mask... that being said, what I would like to do is fashion a bandana into a surgical mask and then wear a hoodie with the hood up so I look like a bank robber.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (ZCiJZ)

149 People need to start wearing plague doctor bird masks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

150 Who in the world could put up with Cuomo's incessant whining?

Bitch, please!

Posted by: jwest at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (mrrpT)

151 I still say a rigged-up pair of men's underwear would be great. Built in breathing pouch!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (JoUsr)

152 I would actually like to know Shiela Jackson Lee's IQ. Yale Graduate? Yale Graduate? Like the smart one upthread I'm guessing she's got about a 65 IQ tops.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (jUVms)

153 The rolled up newspaper with the clove of garlic is probably very effective in keeping the plague away
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (14txV)


practicing Paganism

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (8fB/R)

154 The IMHE model of Wuhan coronavirus hospitalizations, which is being used to justify nationwide lockdowns and the wholesale destruction of the U.S. economy, continues to be garbage. On April 2, it claimed 193,165 Americans would be hospitalized today. The real number? 27,069.


https://tinyurl.com/rtyzhnb
Posted by: Tami


Where's all the posters that were pushing "exponentials"?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (hAdu/)

155 They only work IF you wear the righ ones and wear them properly.

What they are encouraging will only add to the numbers of infected.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (2VzlP)


And this is how the incompetence of government fucks everything up.

N95 with a certified fitment is NOT the only to way to protect.

ANYTHING is better than nothing when it comes to covering your nose and mouth. So a bandana, a scarf, whathave you.

It will protect you to some extent. And it protects others more - cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. How much better does a mask do?

Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)

156 Conclusion: Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (r4PDB)

157 A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.



*********

This is particularly useful for conjoined twins.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (m45I2)

158 I have heard of some docs rigging up the snorkel mask with a vent virus filter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (UoNxv)

159 re 131: on behalf of the rock I resent that! (hat tip to Curley)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (4a9Vv)

160 Number of people who remember tha last week the 'experts' were telling us that wearing masks was a foolish over-reaction???

----------------------------
They only work IF you wear the righ ones and wear them properly.

What they are encouraging will only add to the numbers of infected.
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:16 PM (2VzlP)


True story.

Do you know why doctors tell people to bring their infants in for immunizations, prior to their first year?

First year immunizations are essentially useless. They do nothing, because virtually ALL immunity prior to the first birthday is supplied by the mother.

The reason they tell you to bring your baby in to get shots is.... so YOU get used to bringing your baby in to the doctor.

You're being trained.

That's all.

Now back to your regularly scheduled freakout.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (hku12)

161 The rolled up newspaper with the clove of garlic is probably very effective in keeping the plague away
Posted by: TheQuietMan



Doesn't work without the onion on their belt.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (hAdu/)

162 Who in the world could put up with Cuomo's incessant whining?


Bitch, please!

He thinks he's a regular Nipoleon doesn't he!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (TQ/zJ)

163
It is critical that everyone stay inside, not venture out and that all businesses everywhere should close until no one in the US dies of this virus, says every politician or bureaucrat, who won't miss a paycheck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (mht8P)

164 "If I set forth a concrete proposal in all its particulars, I expose myself to a hundred criticisms on points not essential to the principle of the plan. If I go further in the use of figures for illustration, I am involved more and more in guesswork; and I run the risk of getting the reader bogged in details which may be inaccurate and could certainly be amended without injury to the main fabric. "Yet if I restrict myself to generalities, I don't give the reader enough to bite on; and am in fact shirking the issue, since the size, the order of magnitude, of the factors involved isn't an irrelevant detail.". -- John Maynard Keynes

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (3aI0K)

165 Carrollton, TX police are looking for an 18yr girl-child who claims to have spread WuHan Flu in a Wal-Mart...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx7dzcrg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (psIwn)


Close to home.

I should be allowed to shoot on site. She's actively trying to kill me, so self-defense. I feared for my life. I want my lawyer.

Posted by: Sponge at April 06, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

166 I'm going to go around smoking a pipe everywhere, lythis was done during the bubonic plague by the death cart drivers and body handlers. If anybody challenges me they want children to die.


Just went to Walmart, no corpses, no lines, no crowds, mostly stocked except for TP. I must say the apocalypse is much more comfortable than I expected. I was thinking we would be into looting and gun battles in the street by now. Maybe that is next week.

Posted by: Ripley at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (MxEKc)

167
People need to start wearing plague doctor bird masks.


OMG. This is a great idea. And only $18 on Amazon!

Of course, you will get Chinese Plague from Amazon box, but WTH? You're eventually going to get sick anyways.

Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (ZCiJZ)

168 137 I saw on the MT that people are being paid $5K to get infected and was wondering if anyone had a link.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (F+dpa)


You would think the guy screaming it and demanding we set our hair on fire by yelling about that would have provided a link before getting a timeout.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (YLryt)

169 Biden is going to call Trump between soup and shuffleboard.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (OvKdi)

170 >> 99% of passersby don't even know who Nixon was. It's just an in-joke for my own satisfaction


Maybe if you quoted Bodhi in Point Break?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

171 Joe Biden, an old man with absolutely nothing to do , expects the leader of the free world in the middle of a world wide pandemic to drop everything and give HIM a call to schedule up a call? What an absolute doofus.
Posted by: LASue at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (Ed8Zd)


Fishing.

Always fishing, the Democrats.

They are running out of "Gotcha!'s". Still trying at the Virus Team Pressers but it's not working.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (8fB/R)

172 Thanks Ace

needed the laugh

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (JFO2v)

173
I would actually like to know Shiela Jackson Lee's IQ. Yale Graduate? Yale Graduate? Like the smart one upthread I'm guessing she's got about a 65 IQ tops.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (jUVms)


Getting into Yale is difficult. Graduating once you get there is easy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (mht8P)

174
Carrollton, TX police are looking for an 18yr girl-child who claims to have spread WuHan Flu in a Wal-Mart...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx7dzcrg
Posted by: Anna Puma

==========

The story is about her videos standing in a Wal-mart threatening to spread the disease (she tested pos), then posting to that effect again later in her car.

And the story doesn't include the videos.

smh

Some authority no doubt took them down for what -- privacy? too shocking for us mere citizens?

They're the effing STORY, and they want the public's help in finding her.

Yeah, they've got some cropped screenshots of her face, but her voice, her manners, the rest of her body -- missing.

Oh. She's a teen of color. Well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (JPVyh)

175 N95 with a certified fitment is NOT the only to way to protect.

ANYTHING is better than nothing when it comes to covering your nose and mouth. So a bandana, a scarf, whathave you.

Posted by: blaster



How long after the all clear can we wear masks? Because there's a couple of banks I want to go into with a bandanna over my face.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (hAdu/)

176 148 I really don't want to do the mask... that being said, what I would like to do is fashion a bandana into a surgical mask and then wear a hoodie with the hood up so I look like a bank robber.
Posted by: shibumi, deviant in a tinfoil hat at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (ZCiJZ)


I went to the grocery store in a bandana, looking like I was ready to rob the 4 o'clock stage from Deadwood, mostly as a Goof. When I got there, there were already a half dozen other Stage Coach robbers there.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (90T4r)

177 152 I would actually like to know Shiela Jackson Lee's IQ. Yale Graduate? Yale Graduate? Like the smart one upthread I'm guessing she's got about a 65 IQ tops.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:23 PM (jUVms)


Good guess, IMO, Yale or no Yale.

Yale + affirmative action = no Yale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (r4PDB)

178 I've got a full face paint respirator

saving it , just in case things get bad
Posted by: REDACTED at April 06, 2020 12:19 PM (rpxSz)

I was wondering where all the car painters were at.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (2DOZq)

179 Some lady near here in the (what was the main shopping area) was robbed by a masked man and a gun. That's the only description she could give the town cops.\
The Lone Ranger would fit right in now. Tonto would need a mask also.

Posted by: Colin at April 06, 2020 12:28 PM (FtzWT)

180 Where's all the posters that were pushing "exponentials"?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (hAdu/)


Well, there are exponentials and there are "exponentials"!

Posted by: T Nugent at April 06, 2020 12:28 PM (BiNEL)

181 10 I wonder if Hillary has figured out how to make a mask from a bottle of chardonnay.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:07 PM (4a9Vv)

No, but Bill is using panties!

Posted by: Caliban at April 06, 2020 12:28 PM (QE8X6)

182 Conclusion: Darwin was wrong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (r4PDB)


Nah, I still think Darwin was right. See Sheila Jackson (above comments)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:28 PM (8fB/R)

183 Biden is going to call Trump between soup and shuffleboard.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (OvKdi)

Hey! That's nap time!

Posted by: BignJames at April 06, 2020 12:28 PM (X/Pw5)

184 That's YALE GRADUATE Sheila Jackson Lee who can't even wear a mask correctly during a pandemic.

At this point I just assume people who attended an Ivy League school are stupid and probably have totalitarian impulses.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 06, 2020 12:29 PM (ZGrMX)

185 I made a mask out of wifey's bra cup and it works and it is very comfortable, but I walk around in a constant state of arousal.

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 12:29 PM (w7KSn)

186 Getting into Yale is difficult.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (mht8P)


For a person of melanin? Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:29 PM (r4PDB)

187 That George Carlin quote "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." comes to mind.

There are some REALLY dumb people walking around.

Posted by: Blago at April 06, 2020 12:29 PM (sjTfF)

188 >>ANYTHING is better than nothing when it comes to covering your nose and mouth. So a bandana, a scarf, whathave you.


Except wearing those things leads to people touching their faces more and infecting an increased ammount of surfaces.

It's a fucking joke.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:29 PM (2VzlP)

189 A month ago there was a video by a doc on how to make a mask from a bra. Any cup size will do.
Posted by: MHK


You have to cut eye holes in the Dayum Cup size.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (hAdu/)


And they told me breaking into women's houses and sniffing their underwear was sick and pointless.

Who's laughing now, judge, who's laughing now.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)

190 They are running out of "Gotcha!'s". Still trying at the Virus Team Pressers but it's not working.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 06, 2020 12:26 PM (8fB/R)
---
That's why they now half-want them shut down.

As well as grocery stores and delivering restaurants.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (Eicbe)

191 Please someone, record THIS call! I'll pay you anything you want.
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

"Hello?"

"Who is this?"

"This is Donald Trump. You called me. Who is THIS?"

"This is, uh--"

"That you, Biden?"

"Yes! And, uh, I'm here to tell you, we really need to put our heads together on this. Um, uh..."

"Look Joe, no offense, but what do you have for me? I've got millions of people out of work and an economy that looks like a fucking souffle in a blast furnace. Are you part of my solution or what?"

"Well, I think we need to coordinate with medical professionals--"

"I'm doing that."

"And we need to be talking to people about risks--"

"I'm doing that."

"And we need to be talking to the FDA--"

"I'm doing that."

"And we need to be--"

*click*

"Hello? Hello?"

Posted by: Vanya at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (BAsqb)

192 >>I made a mask out of wifey's bra cup and it works and it is very comfortable, but I walk around in a constant state of arousal.


This will keep your social distance enforced.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (2VzlP)

193

Where's all the posters that were pushing "exponentials"?



Remedial math class?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

194 Shoe that virus away. _whiff wuff

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (qobvn)

195 And this is how the incompetence of government fucks everything up.

N95 with a certified fitment is NOT the only to way to protect.

ANYTHING is better than nothing when it comes to covering your nose and mouth. So a bandana, a scarf, whathave you.

It will protect you to some extent. And it protects others more - cough or sneeze into the crook of your elbow. How much better does a mask do?

Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)

Thermal images of people coughing while wearing masks vs. not shows how useful they are. The mask takes a lot of the force of the cough or sneeze, and what gets through doesn't fly nearly as far.

Anything is better than nothing.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (J+mig)

196 Honor Blackman also created the Vervoids on Doctor Who.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (E+OcO)

197 The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump

--

One would almost think a VP and perpetual presidential hopeful would know that he doesn't get sh*t until he's assumes the official Office of the the President Elect chair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (DVfUO)

198
@mviser 1 minute ago

The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.

=========

A call about what? Is Trump obligated to give Biden a personal briefing? Can't Biden watch t.v. like the rest of us? I thought he had his own team of crack advisers from the previous administration to brief him for several hours a day anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (JPVyh)

199 They weren't " Exponential- Exponentials".

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (90T4r)

200 Sheila Jackson might be the stupidest person in Congress

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (ZCEU2)

201 The IMHE model of Wuhan coronavirus hospitalizations, which is being used to justify nationwide lockdowns and the wholesale destruction of the U.S. economy, continues to be garbage. On April 2, it claimed 193,165 Americans would be hospitalized today. The real number? 27,069.

https://tinyurl.com/rtyzhnb
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)


But the models predicting that the earth will be 50 degrees warmer in 100 years (i.e., long after we're gone) are totally credible, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (r4PDB)

202 Cause that's what I want to see. A grocery store full of people in the T-Rex including the cashiers. This must happen.
=====

Somebody has to have the old sumo wrestler costumes that had a small blower inside to make them really wide.

Come to think of it, I do have a large box of Holloween costumes in the garage . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (MIKMs)

203
Streaming the Symphony No. 1 of Sir Charles Hubert Parry. Nothing wrong with solid, tuneful, second-rate music.

Everyone sneers at "Victorian composers" like Mackenzie, Stanford, Parry, Sterndale Bennett and Stainer. But I'm damned if I can find anything the matter with it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (mht8P)

204 Wore mask and gloves into the liquor store wondered how that would go.

Guy behind the counter was the same.

Posted by: blaster at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (ZfRYq)

205 TRUMP! SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

- Biden, holding phone upside down

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (DVfUO)

206 Conclusion: Darwin was wrong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:24 PM (r4PDB)
---
Or there is just little being selected.

In fact, the more that Covid-19 "selects" the more likely we are to see a real OrangemanHolocaust trial.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (Eicbe)

207 Ace--I laughed until I cried at those masks.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (TdMsT)

208 That gal in the last one, choose your character - very well done!

Posted by: bluebell at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (/669Q)

209 >>At this point I just assume people who attended an Ivy League school are stupid and probably have totalitarian impulses.


Yup. I just like making Yale own SJL. Can never remind people enough when so idiot like her is given credentials like a Yale diploma. She also has a UVA law degree.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

210 Hydroxychloroquine inhibits terminal glycosylation of ACE2, the receptor that SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV-2 target for cell entry.
ACE2 that is not in the glycosylated state may less efficiently
interact with the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein, further inhibiting viral
entry.

Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (3aI0K)

211 I made a neat headcovering from an old pillow case to protect against corona virus! All I had to do was cut two eye holes!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

212 The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.

Yeah, because Trump has nothing better to do than talk with an Alzheimer's outpatient. Trump's probably just sitting around playing solitaire as we type.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (r4PDB)

213 200 Sheila Jackson might be the stupidest person in Congress
Posted by: Skip


hold my beer

Posted by: maxine watters at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)

214 But the models predicting that the earth will be 50 degrees warmer in 100 years (i.e., long after we're gone) are totally credible, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (r4PDB)
++++++++++++
The modelers made a YUGE mistake with this 10-12 year crap. Always - no exceptions - push out doomsday to be after your suspected retirement date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)

215 The jackass who said we should close down the grocery stores should have been beaten like an old rug right on the spot.

We really need pissed off bouncers as these pressers.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (OvKdi)

216 Top Ten Masks

https://preview.tinyurl.com/txps8gk

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (psIwn)

217 weaselzippers.us/-biden campaign advisor prosecute trump for crimes against humanity for endorsing hydroxychloroquine to fight virus
https://tinyurl.com/v5ay6tc

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (ZCEU2)

218 @mviser 1 minute ago

The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.

=========

A call about what? Is Trump obligated to give Biden a personal briefing? Can't Biden watch t.v. like the rest of us? I thought he had his own team of crack advisers from the previous administration to brief him for several hours a day anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:30 PM (JPVyh)
---
Of course, this is the way the press would take "I'll take his call".

The exact fucking wrong way the words go.

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (Eicbe)

219 Sheila Jackson might be the stupidest person ever born...

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (w7KSn)

220 Those were great - love the choose your character one. Thanks for the chuckles!



I just moved to a new place, and it's going to rock by the time this is over. Normally I get to procrastinate projects over the course of a year or so. Now I can't run away from them, I've strategically placed projects/tools around the house so they're staring at me.



I see on YT old videos popping up, like how to make your own plague doctor mask. https://youtu.be/5okMxVhfUOw (there's quite a few actually).

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (8B6Ng)

221 211 I made a neat headcovering from an old pillow case to protect against corona virus! All I had to do was cut two eye holes!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (oVJmc)


The Klan was just fashion-forward.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (r4PDB)

222 Honor Blackman: Pussy Galore actress dies, aged 94



Blackman Lives Matter!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

223
At this point I just assume people who attended an Ivy League school are stupid and probably have totalitarian impulses.

Steady on there, mate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:34 PM (mht8P)

224 If there's any justice, Scubaguy will get run over in the parking lot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 06, 2020 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)

225 We need Frank Drebin full body condoms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 06, 2020 12:34 PM (A5zUN)

226 nobody is dumber than adam schitt. full time child molester. also, asshoe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 06, 2020 12:34 PM (KP5rU)

227 Honor Blackman: Pussy Galore actress dies, aged 94

From Coronavirus no doubt.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 12:35 PM (2DOZq)

228 Somebody was trying to defend the faulty models to me by saying they had an incomplete dataset. I replied, it would have been nice of them to point that out instead of running around with their hair on fire screaming we are all gonna die.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 06, 2020 12:35 PM (OvKdi)

229 That George Carlin quote "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." comes to mind.

There are some REALLY dumb people walking around.
Posted by: Blago


May I present AOC?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (hAdu/)

230 Ok, I definitely needed this today. LMAO.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (wiXsO)

231 The modelers made a YUGE mistake with this 10-12 year crap. Always - no exceptions - push out doomsday to be after your suspected retirement date.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)


Yep. You're sitting on a beach drinking a pina colada ...

"Yeah, OK, I was wrong. Bartender, another round!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (r4PDB)

232 Should a book title be " Love in the Time of ' Rona", or " Love in the Time of THE ' Rona"?? Hmmm.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (90T4r)

233
I went to the grocery store in a bandana, looking like I was ready to rob the 4 o'clock stage from Deadwood, mostly as a Goof. When I got there, there were already a half dozen other Stage Coach robbers there.
Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:27 PM (90T4r)


I can not stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (TdMsT)

234 Anna see #5 &3 often at work, having my own never bother to grab any

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:36 PM (ZCEU2)

235 I love the Johnny Space Commander mask. Mainway would be proud!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 12:37 PM (l6b3d)

236 Sherlock Jackson's Smarter Brother.

Posted by: klaftern at April 06, 2020 12:37 PM (RuIsu)

237 223
At this point I just assume people who attended an Ivy League school are stupid and probably have totalitarian impulses.

Steady on there, mate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 06, 2020 12:34 PM (mht8P)

...

Yeah, some of us made it through without drinking the kool-aid.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 06, 2020 12:37 PM (hr5kG)

238 165 Carrollton, TX police are looking for an 18yr girl-child who claims to have spread WuHan Flu in a Wal-Mart...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx7dzcrg
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:21 PM (psIwn)

Close to home.


Great. That's where oldest daughter and her family live.

Posted by: Sal at April 06, 2020 12:37 PM (bo8pf)

239 Totally get the take on the plague mask - people in that store had no idea they were being trolled. Awesome.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (SwWMX)

240 Dumbest member of Congress still has to be the 'Rep' from DC Norton who when told not to press the red button in an electric vehicle pressed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (psIwn)

241 You know you're plans are shot when she gets the paint roller out.

Posted by: DaveA at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (FhXTo)

242 Here's a better thread of the CBS 'nurse' video I mentioned in the previous post....

@JordanSchachtel

So it turns out this video is entirely fraudulent.

Yet CBS had a producer add music, captions, etc to it without even vetting this fraud. Good job guys.

https://tinyurl.com/rc5z6j7

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (cF8AT)

243 Are we going to find out in the future that we're handling this virus wrong?

Right now, coronavirus seems to be your typical, once every 10 or 20 year cull the herd sickness. It appears to focus on the elderly and those with existing respiratory issues. Sure, there are younger victims, but overall, when we finally get to see the numbers, it will be by far an older demographic that took the hit.

Does nature send these viruses around so that the bulk of the population can contract the disease and build up immunity to the next one? Are we going too far in trying to protect everyone, most of who would get the virus and recover like the flu, with the subsequent antibody improvement to protect against a newer, stronger strain?

Posted by: jwest at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)

244 It's not SCUBA, it's SCBA: self-contained breathing apparatus. Working in the oilpatch, I had to be trained to don one, and walk around the building, and help drag a "casualty" out of danger while wearing one. That big tank will give you about 30 minutes of air; and a lot less if you are working hard or begin hyperventilating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (miJU3)

245 The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump, according to a campaign aide. But after Trump's tweet this morning, his campaign is planning to reach out to the White House to set up a call between them.

Grampa asking the family why they never visit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

246 Saw a lot of winter scarfs today

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (ZCEU2)

247 Plague masks on Amazon are available and surprisingly cheap.

Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (DVfUO)

248 The modelers made a YUGE mistake with this 10-12 year crap. Always -
no exceptions - push out doomsday to be after your suspected retirement
date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (hYcqw)

Same with the corona predictions. They should have said million will die-over the next 50 years.


Posted by: Ripley at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (MxEKc)

249 I work in public health in one of the epicenters of this madness. Was asked today to wear a face mask when interacting with others, was given a standard surgical mask. After reading through this thread, went and ordered a Plague Doctor mask, hoping I get it at least for Friday.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (O18bE)

250 The MSM has turned on the bullshit cannons.

@CBSNews Apr 5
In tears, a nurse says she quit her job after she was asked to work in a coronavirus ICU without a face mask: "America is not prepared, and nurses are not being protected"

Crying Nurse story turns out to be another lying attention whore and , get this , BI - POLAR.

twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1247167240316706817

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (xeSbE)

251 When I got there, there were already a half dozen other Stage Coach robbers there.
Posted by: tubal


********

Listen up everyone! After the heist we'll rendezvous at the Apple Dumpling display in Aisle 7.

/Don Knotts

Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (m45I2)

252 It's funny that the completely worthless twitter chops off all their heads in the top 4 pictures. Man, does twitter suck ass! Be better, twitter.

Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (eAZVt)

253 200 Sheila Jackson might be the stupidest person in Congress
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Texas 18th

18th Congressional District Rank Texas US
Income per capita $20,112 27th $25,548 $27,915
Income per household $37,938 33rd $50,920 $52,762
Income below poverty line 27.0% 6th 17.0% 14.3%

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (JFO2v)

254 247 Plague masks on Amazon are available and surprisingly cheap.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (DVfUO)

...

Sense of irony: 100%

Posted by: China at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (hr5kG)

255 So, am I supposed to believe they are digging up Central Park to bury all the Bodies? I mean... what ever happened to cremation? And furthermore how many bodies are there in NY, and how many more is it then the regular death count in this amount of time?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (5bxa0)

256 Wish I'd had kept my 1960s Halloween plastic costume masks now. The kind that made your face sweat. I swear I'd wear one the next time I went out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (JoUsr)

257 Thermal images of people coughing while wearing masks vs. not shows how useful they are. The mask takes a lot of the force of the cough or sneeze, and what gets through doesn't fly nearly as far.

Anything is better than nothing.
Posted by: Cato



You should see the thermals of people busting an ass cap. Yeah, that methane travels about 4 ft thru jeans.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (hAdu/)

258 @seanmdav



The IMHE model of Wuhan coronavirus hospitalizations, which is being
used to justify nationwide lockdowns and the wholesale destruction of
the U.S. economy, continues to be garbage. On April 2, it claimed
193,165 Americans would be hospitalized today. The real number? 27,069.





https://tinyurl.com/rtyzhnb

Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)


But but but the "experts" are never wrong

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (14txV)

259 jwest - like the old time measel or chicken pox kid party

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (ZCEU2)

260 Plague masks on Amazon are available and surprisingly cheap.
...

Sense of irony: 100%

Posted by: China at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (hr5kG)

----

{fistbump}

Posted by: 3M Corporation at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (DVfUO)

261 Love the kid flying around the room on the rope.
"It's all fun and games until the ceiling falls in."

When our folks were out of town, we used to take one of the
twin mattresses and slide down the stairs on it.

Posted by: Sal at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (bo8pf)

262
Buck up, buttercups....this is the week to get through...then up the hill we go.

Posted by: Orson

========

DAMN I hope you're right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:40 PM (JPVyh)

263 The sun was in our eyes.

Posted by: Plague Estimators at April 06, 2020 12:41 PM (Eicbe)

264 Biden sent his request to the WH by teletype. Didn't know the WH has long ago removed such a machine.

Posted by: Colin at April 06, 2020 12:41 PM (FtzWT)

265 I've got three HVAC people going in and out of my house today. Poor kittahs are holed up in the smallest and tightest space they can find.

I guess I'll go through a hazmat disinfection procedure after they're done. What have they turned me into !

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 12:41 PM (2DOZq)

266 My favorite mask people are the ones driving by, when I am out walking, who are masked, and driving solo, glaring at unmasked me. I bet they could trot out a dozen justifications for doing what they are doing. I think they look stupid, and don't need a justification for thinking it.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (90T4r)

267 Looking for non-sew masks this weekend I got an image of a large plastic water bottle over a dust mask (eye and face shield effect) with the cap side down below the chin. It looked crazy because the cap seemed to be on. With cap off, maybe a coffee filter or bit of sock rubber banded over the opening I think it would actually be effective against the jerk sneezing or coughing in your face while still looking crazy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (T9Hmo)

268 I actually have a mask and snorkel somewhere. That, and a jaunty tinfoil hat might be my go to Publix look today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

269 *dons plague doctor mask*

*enters deposition room and sits across from witness*

Q: Tell me your full name, or I WILL peck your eyes out...

Posted by: simplemind at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (SGsOj)

270 Harvard average SATs (old score system)

Blacks 1100
White 1310

About 2 standard deviations

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)

271 Kids in the Hold My Juicebox video testing out the limits mommy & daddy's sex swing.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 06, 2020 12:43 PM (q6o8z)

272 getting into and graduating an Ivy League school is either very impressive or totally meaningless, depending on the (D) or (R) after the name.

how many times have we been told that W Bush (Yale, Harvard MBA) is really just a dope?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 06, 2020 12:43 PM (4a9Vv)

273
18th Congressional District Rank Texas US
Income per capita $20,112 27th $25,548 $27,915
Income per household $37,938 33rd $50,920 $52,762
Income below poverty line 27.0% 6th 17.0% 14.3%
Posted by: rhennigantx

==========

Interesting numbers. Three consecutive years? Looks like some sort of Trump-conomy, and if that's accurate, you'd think those people would be waking up to certain realities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 06, 2020 12:43 PM (JPVyh)

274 Wish I'd had kept my 1960s Halloween plastic costume masks now. The kind that made your face sweat. I swear I'd wear one the next time I went out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (JoUsr)

I still have a skeleton one. I was saving it for mad max time.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (2DOZq)

275 There is a number that has not and will not change, that we as a nation need to recognize, and discuss what it means:

The percentage of the population that will get seriously ill when exposed to the Wuhan Bug, without an effective vaccine.

We do not know today what that number is.

However, social distancing and prohibition of certain types of businesses and activities cannot change that number. It only changes the rate at which members of that polulation become seriously ill. (Flattens the curve.)

If, to protect that segment of our fellow citizens, we must continue wide-spread social distancing and so forth, until a vaccine is available, the country as we knew it a month ago will not return.

I believe that somehow we've got to get to a non-finger-pointing discussion of the above and make a community decision on how we go forward.

Posted by: Gref at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (AMIL/)

276 I wonder how a couple of banana peels would work as a mask?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

277 264 Biden sent his request to the WH by teletype. Didn't know the WH has long ago removed such a machine.
Posted by: Colin at April 06, 2020 12:41 PM (FtzWT)

...

Not true. I dialed Barack's old number.

Went to VM, just like in the old days.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (hr5kG)

278 274
Wish I'd had kept my 1960s Halloween plastic costume masks now. The kind
that made your face sweat. I swear I'd wear one the next time I went
out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 06, 2020 12:39 PM (JoUsr)



I still have a skeleton one. I was saving it for mad max time.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (2DOZq)

i still have my cinderella one!!!! it's at my mom's house though....creepy af

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 06, 2020 12:44 PM (0O7c5)

279 It's not SCUBA, it's SCBA: self-contained breathing apparatus. Working in the oilpatch, I had to be trained to don one, and walk around the building, and help drag a "casualty" out of danger while wearing one. That big tank will give you about 30 minutes of air; and a lot less if you are working hard or begin hyperventilating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That one picture above IS scuba. Check the mouthpiece and lack of full face contained breathing mask and the big regulator at mouth level. And that's not a Scott Air pack. That is an underwater tank.

And they ARE wearing it upside down, regardless.
The valve is supposed to be at the bottom so you can reach it, not at the back of their head.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (hAdu/)

280 My state's infection rate : .038%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

281 42 Here's a better thread of the CBS 'nurse' video I mentioned in the previous post....

@JordanSchachtel

So it turns out this video is entirely fraudulent.

Yet CBS had a producer add music, captions, etc to it without even vetting this fraud. Good job guys.

https://tinyurl.com/rc5z6j7
Posted by: Tami at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (cF8AT)



But it's really Fox News that are the ones to be told to stop downplaying this because DOOM!!!!!!

Posted by: Buzzion at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (YLryt)

282 *pauses*

reboot The Purge franchise as The Plague.

Homicidal people wearing masks chasing people who don't wear masks.

Streaming on Netflix because the theaters went bankrupt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (psIwn)

283 Quick question for medical morons. I have seen a lot of rumor flying around and am wondering if someone in the know can provide some help in separating wheat from chaff.

Do the tests specifically check for SARS-Cov-2, or for "coronaviruses" as a family? I have seen a lot of stuff online that many or most tests are for the family, not for the specific pandemic virus. Is there anything to that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (hYcqw)

284 That George Carlin quote "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." comes to mind.

There are some REALLY dumb people walking around.
Posted by: Blago

---

Hell, I know SMART people who are really fuckin' stupid.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (hZ6Q2)

285 This still has a very long way to even matching a low end flu season for infections, morbidity and fatalities.


Methinks we are being snookered, bigly.


Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (p1nEh)

286 217 weaselzippers.us/-biden campaign advisor prosecute trump for crimes against humanity for endorsing hydroxychloroquine to fight virus
https://tinyurl.com/v5ay6tc
Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:33 PM (ZCEU2)


Now THAT will guarantee Trump takes Biden's call.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (r4PDB)

287 The improvised masks are funny and rather sad at the same time. These people have been terrified by these $h!t-heads in the media, and certain medical types (looking at you, Fauci) and politicians.

It is becoming more and more obvious that the number of hospitalizations is not going to occur in the U.S. Yes, if you're 70+ this is a dangerous illness and if you're 80+ its very dangerous. BUT, the Wuhan Lung Rot is not going to be as fatal as initially feared.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (00fXp)

288
Pussy died!
#RipHonourBlackman

Posted by: MHK at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

289 I actually have a mask and snorkel somewhere. That, and a jaunty tinfoil hat might be my go to Publix look today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)
---------

Pics, please! Pretty please?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (WEBkv)

290 Heh. Stage robber bandanas. There's a Butterfield Stage way station, restored, over in Van Buren, AR. I bet there's going to be a lot of selfies taken in front of it in the next week.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (C1Lsn)

291 210 Hydroxychloroquine inhibits terminal glycosylation of ACE2, the receptor that SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV-2 target for cell entry.
ACE2 that is not in the glycosylated state may less efficiently
interact with the SARS-CoV-2 spike protein, further inhibiting viral
entry.
Posted by: SMOD at April 06, 2020 12:32 PM (3aI0K)

People with Hi BP taking ACE inhibitors may be more susceptible to virus penetrating cells.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (JFO2v)

292 My state's infection rate : .038%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

---

As far as being one of the horsemen from "Revelation," this plague appears to be riding one of those toy ponies that's just a stuffed animal head on the end of a broomstick.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (hZ6Q2)

293 Scuba goggles, snorkel with filter attached to top and tin foil hat to keep germs off head

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (ZCEU2)

294 That one picture above IS scuba. Check the mouthpiece and lack of full face contained breathing mask and the big regulator at mouth level. And that's not a Scott Air pack. That is an underwater tank.


*******

This may seem like a naive question, but what exactly does SCUBA do?

Posted by: Shaggy at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (m45I2)

295 Oh and China hasn't registered a single new case in several weeks.

Uh, huh.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (p1nEh)

296 I went to the grocery store in a bandana, looking like I was ready to rob the 4 o'clock stage from Deadwood, mostly as a Goof. When I got there, there were already a half dozen other Stage Coach robbers there.
Posted by: tubal


You should have went "open carry".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (hAdu/)

297 Wearing a mask while in your car? Do they think the chi-coms have secret virus emitters and the car's AC system is sucking up germs all the time? Of course the FNM is useless for giving people sane tips of

reserve mask for when in a crowd or inside a store
change and wash the reusable cloth masks often.

I looked up biking dust masks today. I guess they would give more of a Mad Max type feel while going through kabuki theatre motions to reassure the sheeples if someone wanted that effect.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (T9Hmo)

298 280 My state's infection rate : .038%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)


Interesting, but irrelevant.

Every state's infection rate (as far as we know) as of 1 January: 0.000%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (r4PDB)

299 Went out to feed the birds this morning, without a mask. The birds all flew off about 20 feet, and just stared at me, like " WTF, DUDE"?? I was mortified.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (90T4r)

300 >>>Well, there are exponentials and there are "exponentials"!<<<

If these people are anything like millennials, they need to get their shit together!

Posted by: Fritz at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (95j/9)

301 This may seem like a naive question, but what exactly does SCUBA do?
Posted by: Shaggy


Allows you to dive sunken wrecks in the Caribbean.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (hAdu/)

302 >>The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump


Wow. He claims he has helpful advice during a pandemic and can't even take the initiative to call - after Trump said of course he would talk to him?
Let's pretend Biden could help (I know) --- he's sitting at home waiting for a call so he can save lives. Can' be bothered to pick up the phone? Way to prove his was all a campaign stunt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

303
It's not SCUBA, it's SCBA: self-contained breathing apparatus. Working in the oilpatch, I had to be trained to don one, and walk around the building, and help drag a "casualty" out of danger while wearing one. That big tank will give you about 30 minutes of air; and a lot less if you are working hard or begin hyperventilating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


We had OBAs in the Navy. They apparently have been replaced with SCBAs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_breathing_apparatus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 06, 2020 12:49 PM (aKsyK)

304 285 This still has a very long way to even matching a low end flu season for infections, morbidity and fatalities.


Methinks we are being snookered, bigly.


Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (p1nEh)

Weeks 45 of 2019 and week 10 of 2020 about normal flu rate and death. Last 3 weeks flu has dropped about 80% nationwide.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 06, 2020 12:49 PM (JFO2v)

305 My state's infection rate : .038%.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

---

My brother says none of his buddies will go mountain biking with him.

I said, "Do they realize that riding a mountain bike is about a million times more dangerous than this 'plague'?"

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:49 PM (hZ6Q2)

306 Dear Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel:

Please kick Fauci's gnome ass to the curb and re-open America.

Thnx!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 06, 2020 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

307 As far as being one of the horsemen from "Revelation," this plague appears to be riding one of those toy ponies that's just a stuffed animal head on the end of a broomstick.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (hZ6Q2)


Probably, but we don't know that at this juncture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:50 PM (r4PDB)

308 The Biden campaign has not heard from the White House about setting up a call with Trump.

...

To be honest, I haven't heard from my campaign in awhile either.

Posted by: Joey Fingers at April 06, 2020 12:50 PM (hr5kG)

309 Wearing a mask while in your car? Do they think the chi-coms have secret virus emitters and the car's AC system is sucking up germs all the time? Of course the FNM is useless for giving people sane tips of reserve mask for when in a crowd or inside a store
change and wash the reusable cloth masks often.
...
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 06, 2020 12:48 PM (T9Hmo)
++++++++++++
In the car might make sense. If I am going out to do some shopping, total time of

If I am on a long drive, no - no point at all that I can see. But if I want to minimize contact with my face, I could see donning my mask at home and then doing my shopping.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:50 PM (hYcqw)

310 285 This still has a very long way to even matching a low end flu season for infections, morbidity and fatalities.


Methinks we are being snookered, bigly.


Posted by: Inspector Johnson

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Rush had a great rundown of the "massive lines" and "overcrowding" at hospitals... and when citizen journalists go there, there's nothing.

We are indeed being snookered.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (hZ6Q2)

311 Fox News is not lying enough to alarm everybody!

Posted by: Demedia at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (Eicbe)

312 In my area of South Dakota, what I'm seeing with mask wearing are two groups:
1. Mostly women
2. 30 something men

Posted by: Archer at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (gmo/4)

313
Crying Nurse story turns out to be another lying attention whore and , get this , BI - POLAR.
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And all these overworked doctors and nurses that someone's wife's cousin's friend heard about

But no city, hospital or name ever seems to make it into the story

Quick! We need to send a multi-million dollar ship that costs thousands per day in fuel for ... 20 patients.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (vPKfA)

314 I don't know about Hillary but Bill makes his masks out of condoms. Ribbed condoms.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 06, 2020 12:09 PM (jUVms)


false, bill only uses condoms with Hillary, and you KNOW he doesn't care about anyone's pleasure but his own...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (8D42x)

315 In all seriousness the FW area Wal Mart "terrorist" needs the rabid dog treatment.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (SwWMX)

316 >>> 244 It's not SCUBA, it's SCBA: self-contained breathing apparatus. Working in the oilpatch, I had to be trained to don one, and walk around the building, and help drag a "casualty" out of danger while wearing one. That big tank will give you about 30 minutes of air; and a lot less if you are working hard or begin hyperventilating.Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM

So the difference is a SCUBA is for higher pressure and SCBA lower and probably a shorty supply right? I guess I never realized they'd be different but why over-engineer the topside device to do what only the underwater variety needs to do. And the topside SCUBA could be a lot heavier because of the diver's buoyancy. I guess I always thought that firefighters and divers were using the same thing, which I now realize is silly.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (l6b3d)

317 307 As far as being one of the horsemen from "Revelation," this plague appears to be riding one of those toy ponies that's just a stuffed animal head on the end of a broomstick.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (hZ6Q2)

Probably, but we don't know that at this juncture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:50 PM (r4PDB)


My problem is that the Horsey is on a pole, going round and round and round, with Ice Cream Truck music playing in the background.

Posted by: tubal at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (90T4r)

318 Choose your quarantine character was the best one of all. Ironic it's on TikTok, a Chinese platform...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 06, 2020 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

319 Nood

Posted by: rammajamma at April 06, 2020 12:52 PM (SwWMX)

320 This year's Halloween costumes are going to be 50% people in funny wuflu masks.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 06, 2020 12:52 PM (hr5kG)

321 /Scuby Doo sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at April 06, 2020 12:52 PM (m45I2)

322 It's not SCUBA, it's SCBA: self-contained breathing apparatus. Working in the oilpatch, I had to be trained to don one, and walk around the building, and help drag a "casualty" out of danger while wearing one. That big tank will give you about 30 minutes of air; and a lot less if you are working hard or begin hyperventilating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We'll compromise. It's SCuBA

Posted by: Axeman at April 06, 2020 12:52 PM (Eicbe)

323 "So it turns out this video is entirely fraudulent.



Yet CBS had a producer add music, captions, etc to it without even vetting this fraud. Good job guys.



https://tinyurl.com/rc5z6j7

Posted by: Tami "


I took me about a minute before I realized it was not the "Leave Brittney Spears Alone" video.

Posted by: Ripley at April 06, 2020 12:53 PM (MxEKc)

324 Ingenuity is an overstatement. But hilarious are most.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 06, 2020 12:53 PM (+ldAm)

325 Does nature send these viruses around so that the bulk of the population can contract the disease and build up immunity to the next one? Are we going too far in trying to protect everyone, most of who would get the virus and recover like the flu, with the subsequent antibody improvement to protect against a newer, stronger strain?

Posted by: jwest at April 06, 2020 12:38 PM (mrrpT)

Most people don't want to be culled.

I don't believe that nature is trying to protect us at all

I just heard of a third person that I know who contracted and is recovering from wuflu. This one is 75 with mild cardiac issues. He suspects it came from mass transit and is hanging out in the apartment until it's over. Bad cough, fever below 103. No meds taken other than OTC.

Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 12:53 PM (ONvIw)

326 Darn it!

I just remembered I have old furnace filters in the garage. Cut them up, tie some shoelaces at the corners, and a great mask!

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 06, 2020 12:54 PM (MIKMs)

327 Getting so a Wuhan Flu germ won't survive inside a car long but cleaned out truck with chemicals and hot water so getting into truck I clean my hands and hopefully good.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:54 PM (ZCEU2)

328 The quoted exponentials are more like imponentials

Posted by: stumck at April 06, 2020 12:54 PM (w9Wax)

329 Methinks we are being snookered, bigly.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (p1nEh)


By whom? To what purpose?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 06, 2020 12:55 PM (r4PDB)

330 Be careful some filters might have fibers that could cause rash, not that they do but see what they are made of such as fiberglass.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:56 PM (ZCEU2)

331 It only changes the rate at which members of that polulation become seriously ill. (Flattens the curve.)
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Because our education system only is good at producing idiots who can't understand that that curve still meant the same number of people would be infected

No, they all took it to mean fewer infected--"look at the neat graph, that one is smaller, that is gooder" is all they understood

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 06, 2020 12:56 PM (vPKfA)

332 We just hired shoe-mask guy to provide color commentary on the total destruction of life on Earth.

Posted by: CBS News at April 06, 2020 12:57 PM (sWM8x)

333 Well too nice out, should go take a ride.
Later.

Posted by: Skip at April 06, 2020 12:57 PM (ZCEU2)

334 Joe Biden, the word sayer, isn't saying the words so well these days. His eyes sure are squinty, though!

Posted by: Chris M at April 06, 2020 12:57 PM (eAZVt)

335 No, they all took it to mean fewer infected--"look at the neat graph, that one is smaller, that is gooder" is all they understood
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 06, 2020 12:56 PM (vPKfA)
+++++++++++
I was once modeling some data at work and it showed a constant, consistent upward trend with some seasonality. A coworker (not on my project) came up to ask a question and saw the chart and said, "that looks great!"

I turned and said, "It's a disaster. That graph is of something we *don't* want that keeps going up."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 06, 2020 12:58 PM (hYcqw)

336 By whom? To what purpose?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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The same media that begged and begged for an economic downturn.

They are saboteurs.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:58 PM (hZ6Q2)

337 "...I just heard of a third person that I know who contracted and is recovering from wuflu. This one is 75 with mild cardiac issues. He suspects it came from mass transit and is hanging out in the apartment until it's over. Bad cough, fever below 103. No meds taken other than OTC."
Posted by: CN at April 06, 2020 12:53 PM (ONvIw)


That's how the sneaky bitch Nature works.

She'll let a 75 year old off with a scare and kill a 39 year old who either had unknown underlying conditions or had an insufficient immune system perhaps deficient because they missed the last virus.

The point is, from the 30,000 foot level, it does seem to be part of a plan and a necessary toughening of the species.

Posted by: jwest at April 06, 2020 12:59 PM (mrrpT)

338 o in order to save society, all women will be required to go topless and donate their bras to the production of masks.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 06, 2020


*
*

There's a Fritz Leiber short story about a future society where that pretty much is the norm. I forget why the masks were originally required, probably radiation burns and the like. But the result was that the face, masked, became a center of sexual interest. The hips and the breasts went by the wayside; it was the masked face that was sexy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 01:00 PM (rpbg1)

339 That one picture above IS scuba. Check the mouthpiece and lack of full face contained breathing mask and the big regulator at mouth level. And that's not a Scott Air pack. That is an underwater tank.

And they ARE wearing it upside down, regardless.
The valve is supposed to be at the bottom so you can reach it, not at the back of their head.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 06, 2020 12:45 PM (hAdu/)

Yeah, you are right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 01:01 PM (miJU3)

340 Do the tests specifically check for SARS-Cov-2, or for "coronaviruses" as a family? I have seen a lot of stuff online that many or most tests are for the family, not for the specific pandemic virus. Is there anything to that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


No. Most of the tests being used (especially the so-called PCR tests which are relatively fast and sometimes automated) are looking for specific RNA fragments that might be (believed to be, researched to be ) part of "a" corona virus; perhaps not "the" Corona Virus (SARS-Cov2, Covid 19).

The PCR tests amplify the "signal" of RNA found in your blood or swabbed mouth, etc. If the signal is low enough, then it is unlikely you have Covid 19.
Higher response means you might have it. Other simple diagnostics (body temp, coughing, other symptoms) are confirming.
Also likely; a lot of us are walking around with RNA from some corona type virus.

To really identify the specific presence of Covid 19 is a much more difficult test.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 06, 2020 01:01 PM (vcOmj)

341 Noodus Bidenius

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 06, 2020 01:01 PM (rpbg1)

342 The improvised masks are funny and rather sad at the same time. These people have been terrified by these $h!t-heads in the media, and certain medical types (looking at you, Fauci) and politicians.

It is becoming more and more obvious that the number of hospitalizations is not going to occur in the U.S. Yes, if you're 70+ this is a dangerous illness and if you're 80+ its very dangerous. BUT, the Wuhan Lung Rot is not going to be as fatal as initially feared.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 06, 2020 12:46 PM (00fXp)

I am willing to bet that at least some of the improvised masks pictured above are being worn ironically, cocking a snook at the nannies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 01:03 PM (miJU3)

343 There's a Fritz Leiber short story about a future society where that pretty much is the norm. I forget why the masks were originally required, probably radiation burns and the like. But the result was that the face, masked, became a center of sexual interest. The hips and the breasts went by the wayside; it was the masked face that was sexy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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That's absurd.

Your caveman brain would still be attracted to the parts that are the reproduction factory, because that's what sexual drive is for. No matter how much socializing, civilization, and custom you pile on top of it, your innermost brain knows why it wants to have sex.

Authors are usually stupid people.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 01:04 PM (hZ6Q2)

344 There's a Fritz Leiber short story about a future society where that pretty much is the norm. I forget why the masks were originally required, probably radiation burns and the like. But the result was that the face, masked, became a center of sexual interest. The hips and the breasts went by the wayside; it was the masked face that was sexy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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That's absurd.

Your caveman brain would still be attracted to the parts that are the reproduction factory, because that's what sexual drive is for. No matter how much socializing, civilization, and custom you pile on top of it, your innermost brain knows why it wants to have sex.

Authors are usually stupid people.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 01:04 PM (hZ6Q2)

Especially guys named Fritz.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 06, 2020 01:13 PM (CqE5x)

345 I am willing to bet that at least some of the improvised masks pictured above are being worn ironically, cocking a snook at the nannies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 06, 2020 01:03 PM (miJU3)


I can but hope. Locally, haven't seen too many masks: mainly it's the very elderly and some service-industry types.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 06, 2020 01:16 PM (00fXp)

346 LOL
the masks are hilarious.

Posted by: wth at April 06, 2020 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

347 As far as being one of the horsemen from "Revelation," this plague appears to be riding one of those toy ponies that's just a stuffed animal head on the end of a broomstick.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:47 PM (hZ6Q2)

Probably, but we don't know that at this juncture.
========

Okay. What are the options?

They completely caved in the US economy over the sniffles.
or
Its badder than you think but not as bad as they estimated, and still probably not worth the cost in dollars for shut down, but the "not shut down" cost in lives would have been too high to defend in election year.
or
they want the schools closed and everyone home because they are going to round up the bad guys and don't want them shooting up schools and activating MK ultra's on the public
or
the inbound comet set to make a visual appearance this week or next is actually an alien space craft, initiating a breaking burn, and they want people at home when the panic hits.
or
some other crazy ass thing

The point being, we are in crazy town. Nobody would have predicted this particular turn of events even 6 months ago. And the story we are being told is certainly plausible. A lot of disruption is China was obvious. The deaths in Italy are also apparent. But, I'm not gonna tell you that you shouldn't be skeptical. There's way too much sketchy crap ongoing. And there's no freakin' way that after a 3 year investigation/ impeachment failed, that this tailor made political economic disaster in an election year is just a coincidence.

PS Bill Gates wants to sell you a vaccine and provide you with digital identification to verify you are safe to go out in public...

We passed through a wormhole in space time when Trump got elected and probability as we knew it -- went out for a smoke break. She'll be back, when she feels appreciated again.






Posted by: simplemind at April 06, 2020 01:26 PM (Rba6Q)

348 Full scuba is outstanding. I love how people are having so much fun with this.

Reminds me of the Soviet quip: "they pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work"

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2020 01:28 PM (CDGwz)

349 336 By whom? To what purpose?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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The same media that begged and begged for an economic downturn.

They are saboteurs.

Posted by: RKae at April 06, 2020 12:58 PM (hZ6Q2)


If they can snooker the whole world why can't they get rid of Trump?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 06, 2020 01:29 PM (qobvn)

350 You can laugh all you want at hoarders, but we just found a face mask still in the box I bought for a project twenty years ago that's N95 compatible. Little wins!

Posted by: Kazi at April 06, 2020 01:35 PM (0x00j)

351 60 I still cannot stop laughing at some of this.

I wonder if the scuba gal lives in the mountains. If so she may need to decompress before going up the next road.

Posted by: Drider at April 06, 2020 12:13 PM (R/UH9)

***

Actually, she won't. Just breathing air from a regulator at sea level pressure won't lead to the bends/decompression, unlike doing the same 33 or 66 feet down.

(Not saying SCUBA gear at Walmart is a good way to prevent Corona virus.)

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 06, 2020 03:12 PM (Ae67h)

352 Post 69 - ?

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at April 06, 2020 03:13 PM (H9lUe)

353 The horsehead mask is actually pretty awesome.

Posted by: logprof at April 06, 2020 03:15 PM (oZuI0)

354 "Post 69 - ?"

My guess is "Grandma's sofa with its plastic slipcovers."

Posted by: guinspen at April 06, 2020 06:44 PM (E/NkT)

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