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Trump Press Conference
Trump To Recommend Wearing Masks In Public?
The press conference is scheduled for 5pm but it's usually 15 or 20 minutes late to start.
As you may have heard, Trump is considering reversing the stupid prior CDC advice and recommending that people wear masks in public. CNN claims that Trump advised people not to wear masks. Another CNN lie. Trump didn't advise people against it -- the CDC did. It's just a naked propaganda outlet. As for questions about how one can even get a maks: Trump has invoked the Defense Production Act to tell 3M to stop shipping masks to Latin America and Canada and prioritize production for the US.The Trump administration on Thursday invoked the Defense Production Act, compelling 3M to prioritize orders for desperately needed N95 respiratory masks for the US government’s national stockpile. ... But 3M criticized a previously unreported request from the White House that it also stop sending any N95 masks to Latin America and Canada, citing “significant humanitarian implications” given the great need for them in the US and complaints from governors around the country, including New York’s Andrew Cuomo, that they wind up in bidding wars for supplies against each other and other countries. “The Administration also requested that 3M cease exporting respirators that we currently manufacture in the United States to the Canadian and Latin American markets,” the Friday morning statement read. “There are, however, significant humanitarian implications of ceasing respirator supplies to healthcare workers in Canada and Latin America, where we are a critical supplier of respirators,” it continued.Apparently the humanitarian needs of their overseas clients exceed the humanitarian concerns of the United States. Gee, I'd sure like to do more favors for multinational corporations who spit at the notion of loyalty to America. Do you think if we beg real hard, the Republican Donor Class and Coservative, Inc. would let us do more favors for transnational corporations? But anyway, yes, it seems likely that Trump will recommend the wearing of masks in public. In some jurisdictions, they're already making it mandatory.
First mandatory face mask order I’ve seen in the US:
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) April 3, 2020
San Diego County orders all essential business workers who interact with the public to wear face coverings, threatens fines up to $1,000 and 6 months jail for those who fail to comply.
Oh, and it looks like Laredo, Texas is doing something similar https://t.co/oYuhJOLIV5
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) April 3, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:03 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:03 PM (+0uDE)
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Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: zeera at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (j9HX3)
Truth is- they got caught. Losers.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (VpIIl)
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: zeera at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: lace wigs at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (T+/KY)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (iGH3U)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (E2o2V)
Yup.
What we really need is more 3M ads featuring their (apparently) only engineer, the Indian woman who designed better diaper closures. Gah!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
Trump's recommendation queers all that!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (Eicbe)
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (t82DG)
I have a keep-warm Motorcycle face mask like that. I'd love to find some smaller ones - the N100 is just a bit much to be wearing around. N95's are much smaller.
I think investing in some of the fashion mask companies would be a smart move for the short term future.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (j42ZK)
"Mission accomplished!"
-- The Left
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (bDqIh)
Remember the Holland American cruise ship with the four dead passengers? The Verklempt?
Only two of the four dead died from Coronavirus.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: lace wigs at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (T+/KY)
PLEASE add this to the post!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (E2o2V)
But, in public without a face mask?
Burn the Witch!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (WEBkv)
Went to the liquor store afterwards and it was hopping. No signing gloves. They said no orders yet to close liquor stores. This is in Georgia.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: IanDeal at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (90T4r)
Heh. "Don't
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: T at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (rHrTn)
Posted by: no glot clum fliday at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (YPAgF)
Posted by: CapeFear at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (T4OC1)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:05 PM (j9HX3)
Heartbreaking.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (CTv2h)
Posted by: Ha at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (odrqb)
Taiwan also did infrared camera temperature scans at entry points for major public buildings, and quick quarantine of anyone testing significantly above normal.
I assume TSA is looking long and hard at doing something similar at airports in this country.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
Absolutely. You first, then everybody else.
But it's wrong to sit on them, I know a lot of people are. I've got a 3-pak or similar in a box somewhere (I just moved) and will give them away if/when I find them. I have an N100 which will work fine for my limited time out.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (8B6Ng)
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On the bright side, they probably lasted twenty minutes before all being discarded after using them with people who were coming in because it's pollen season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (1R1vy)
Yeah, the president will probably say let's all wear the masks AND go back to work IF you are Healthy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (yDBK2)
Aka, the death knell of globalism. Italy vs. the EU, now this.
Moral of story: it's every country for itself now. It always has been, but no one can even pretend otherwise. Blood is indeed thicker than water.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (iGH3U)
Yeah, apparently old people die on these cruises all the time. They just put them in the refrigerator until them make port.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (tVQUs)
Trump covered the mask wearing yesterday. Again?
He said he would recommend it but it is up to us. Is he going to say, do it?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (8fB/R)
A thong and pasties are fine, as long as a mask is worn.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)
That is a great idea. Consider sending it to Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Some bitch in a burka at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (E2o2V)
hopping. No signing gloves. They said no orders yet to close liquor
stores. This is in Georgia.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (l6b3d)
Husband ran out to the recycling center, and then to the big liquor store near us. They have hand sanitizer when you walk in the door, and wipes at the counter. Yep, GA.
I just know our dusky prog mayor would love the shut the liquor stores down, just for fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Corn Fed at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (Tnijr)
I'm not greedy, I'll take a dozen.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (iGH3U)
Only two of the four dead died from Coronavirus.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (+0uDE)
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Huh. That seems like that could almost be news.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (1R1vy)
Think what 3M did was sign contracts to provide masks with states that could not be altered/broken by the state, but then trashed them when *they* got a better offer.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (bDqIh)
@RepSwalwell
Mar 3
Stop wearing face masks. #coronavirus
Posted by: Ha at April 03, 2020 05:08 PM (odrqb)
Around him people should be wearing gas masks. Especially after he's had a burrito for lunch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (t82DG)
So that's how they get fresh food at sea.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: ryukyu at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Hawkwind at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (t82DG)
And the kicker is we will probably be buying our required under penalty of arrest face masks from the Chinese.
And this fascism without firing a shot.
Neat trick really.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (BiXrp)
However, I have heard that people walking around with N95s have been upbraided for using them when health care workers are going without. Should I get a certificate saying I donated 2/3rds of my masks?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (t82DG)
Just keep the stiffs away from the Baked Alaska.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Toad-O at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (t82DG)
So that's how they get fresh food at sea.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (tVQUs)
no, that's how we get fresh food at sea
Posted by: the sharks at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (t82DG)
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"No Ting Song, what happen to body in refrigerator?"
"We serve to guests. I not rearize body not for serving."
"Let's just keep this quiet, m'kay?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (WEBkv)
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So, Trump is condemning masses of people to death. Because they should wear the masks--but nobody should do what Trump says to do, because he is not a doctor.
Because he lies. He has killed us all.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (1R1vy)
I really liked the part where the distributors are gouging prices by marking them up 10X to 20X, plus stiffing US customers entirely.
I was at the grocery store yesterday, and the Walmart line was long to get in so I went to a local independent grocer. Still took 20 minutes to get in the door there. Prices on almost everything was 2X to 3X normal.
Forget I shan't.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Z4rgH)
However, I have heard that people walking around with N95s have been upbraided for using them when health care workers are going without. Should I get a certificate saying I donated 2/3rds of my masks?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (I2/tG)
Have you ever read Catch-22??
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (iGH3U)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (YT5Rb)
My local liquor store stopped taking cash two weeks ago. It took me a few more days to realize why though. Too many beggars and homeless folks paying with dangerously dirty cash.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: the sharks at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (zr5Kq)
I have no idea if they've been shut down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (wElh/)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: His ASS at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (POnZ1)
Posted by: klaftern at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ... at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (T+/KY)
Cute little mask maker. Cute do it yourself mask.
BeautifulChaos @Beautful_Chaos
everything helps.
please share.
https://tinyurl.com/tecgns4
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (8fB/R)
*******
DOJ Prosecutors Ask For Delay In Michael Flynn Case, While Defense Fights For Dismissal - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (GBIWQ)
Posted by: ... at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (T+/KY)
Some are silk and some are leather
They're the faces of a stranger
But we'd love to try them on
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: avi at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (E2o2V)
Ditto.
But something about a collapsible apple-green silicon rubber colander just isn't very intimidating.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Mort! at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (L3Rsz)
this is the way...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (8D42x)
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Expired? One would assume that if the straps aren't dry rotted they would last indefinitely.
Is that just a way for 3M to sell additional masks?
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Toad-O at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (iGH3U)
1. Well, one big reason they weren't hot for everyone wearing masks is they knew it would've immediately caused a shortage of masks, especially for the hospitals.
2. People are assho. They will Hoard. They will Waste.
We need production of masks to ramp way up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (j42ZK)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:09 PM (55d/e)
Those don't work.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (2N7oZ)
Upside: The Karens on Nextdoor would have massive strokes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (guGkK)
yes, but how would an AoSHQ thong help ?
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (LWu6U)
Do you reuse it? Was this easy to get used to?
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (8B6Ng)
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Loin cloth, a couple of pistols across the chest, it'll be plenty intimidating.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (KP5rU)
It's sounding more and more like that, what with the news about the CEO. F-em. There's other companies out there willing to step in and fill the void. As their patents expire, I hope they fade into oblivion.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (CqE5x)
No. He said he is issuing Letters of Marque.
Do try to keep up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (guGkK)
Remember the Holland American cruise ship with the four dead passengers? The Verklempt?
Only two of the four dead died from Coronavirus.
_______________
A couple of weeks ago there were headline stories about some 30-something woman in CO who died on her kitchen floor "while waiting for her COVID-19 test results."
A few days ago I read a (much smaller) article about the woman. Turns out she didn't have COVID-19. She'd been sick for a couple of years from some kind of intestinal disorder, and that's what killed her.
But yeah, the media is totes responsible in the way it covers these stories.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (k4dH2)
$1,000 fine for not wearing a mask in public? It is so comforting that local politicians are medical experts, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (bDqIh)
The person that Tucker interviewed last night (he purchases ppe for Florida) said that one distributor told him that there are people (I am assuming foreigners) showing up with cash at their door and they are giving them priority.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (8fB/R)
***********
THIS.
Posted by: Cosda at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (g4OG7)
Just get the Hammer and Sickle, Comrade.
Show your devotion to the State.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (85Gof)
It sounds like 3M has been paying off the cousins and nephews of executives via licensed distributorships for a long time.
Never forget that Jesse Jackson's son got a Chicagoland Budweiser distributorship during the Clinton impeachment crisis.
Nothing but a license to print money, yo.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (+oVP5)
Line it with a panty-liner; crush to fit your face contours; and add straps! BTW, fuck the FBI.
Posted by: martha stewart at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (CTv2h)
Some foreign guy using a Kotex as a mask with the caption.
Not today Coronavirus. Not today.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zr5Kq)
You can make a mask with an air filter - something rated 13 of higher some rubber bands and a command strip - for across your nose
and please don't wear a paper towel on your face
Posted by: batterup at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (K4I9O)
Is that just a way for 3M to sell additional masks?
They do put expiration dates on them for some reason.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Catman at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (4HMlb)
I will get pain in my face now, headaches, profuse sweating,
= ===
So. Adrenochrome withdrawal is a bitch apparently.
Posted by: Simplemind at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: zeera
We knew they were a bunch of hipsters.
Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (P1f+c)
I'm screwed as far as making masks for us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (kf5Ci)
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ryukyu at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (vKhgw)
This is true.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (Pzzpr)
Ryan, Bush And Romney would
Posted by: avi at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (kSq2k)
And the screw turns one more notch.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tevye's Daughters at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (9vQJW)
they knew it would've immediately caused a shortage of masks, especially
for the hospitals.
2. People are assho. They will Hoard. They will Waste.
We need production of masks to ramp way up.
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There's what, 330 *million*, people in America? Does anyone know if that many masks even exist?
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (kOpft)
And ward off frivolous liability lawsuits too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (sy5kK)
New revenue stream!
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (H8QX8)
...while letting criminals out and reducing other policing because Wuhan.
This makes perfect sense and an optimal allocation of resources and government action. We've been in the best of hands, and the hands are only getting bester.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (6eEQ+)
Just make sure when you are shop lifting things that total less than $1000, you wear your face mask.
They will ignore the robbery, its the refusal to submit properly and enthusiastically to your new lords and masters.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)
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This is a stunning revelation that will cost them plenty. There will be lots of changes apres the plague.
Posted by: Decaf at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
My container of plain old iodized salt has an expiry date on it.
If the government says your ground up rocks expire, then expire they shall.
Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zr5Kq)
You can use hydrogen peroxide to steam the N95s I think Duke said they use them three times like that.
Posted by: batterup at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (55d/e)
If only work a short bit, I leave on porch in sun for a few days and wear again because they are in very short supply.
Yes, they suck. They hurt my ears after a couple hours. I would like to buy better ones (i use the std. surgical type,) but the stores are bare, and have been since Jan.
Posted by: Mort! at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (LWu6U)
Yeah, Laredo did that mask order the other day before anyone.
It's gonna be awkward for me. My company has a yard in Laredo but I didn't hear this until after I left.
So I'll be in Laredo probably next week and whoops! No mask.
Wonder if law enforcement would cut a guy a break. Not like I can pull this bad boy into a pharmacy.
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (BeEsQ)
I will get pain in my face now, headaches, profuse sweating,
= ===
So. Adrenochrome withdrawal is a bitch apparently.
Posted by: Simplemind at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (yshFD)
Their manufacturer in Wuhan fucked up a lot of addicts when it was shut down.
Posted by: it begins... at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (a5D9R)
Posted by: Bosk at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (WEBkv)
Would an Ov-Glove and a "Kiss the Chef" apron work? I do have a big leather holster for my .44 though.
I just didn't think the whole apocalypse fashions thing through while I was busy hoarding TP and bourbon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)
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Yep.
Posted by: Decaf at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Not really. These are mostly for show.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (CTv2h)
Be sure to wear your mask.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (90T4r)
Just make sure when you are shop lifting things that total less than $1000, you wear your face mask.
They will ignore the robbery, its the refusal to submit properly and enthusiastically to your new lords and masters.
Posted by: at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (C+evo)
Plus, you're already disguised so they probably won't even catch you to fine you. Criminal win/win!
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
https://tinyurl.com/ChiComs-In-Space
"In Space, No One Can Hear You Sneeze".
I am crying . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (z2QPc)
BeautifulChaos @Beautful_Chaos
everything helps.
please share.
https://tinyurl.com/tecgns4
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:12 PM (8fB/R)
That's very cool.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (55d/e)
They were lying earlier. They were trying to keep people from hoarding masks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zr5Kq)
You can use hydrogen peroxide to steam the N95s I think Duke said they use them three times like that.
Posted by: batterup at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (K4I9O)
THAT is for health care workers treating infected patients or potentially infected patients ( which everyone is anyway)...NOT for simply picking up eggs at the supermarket
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (85Gof)
"The longer a respirator has been in storage, the less likely it is to perform at its full potential. Over time, components such as the strap and nosefoam may degrade, which can affect the quality of the fit and seal."
https://workersafety.3m.com/why-do-disposable-respirators-
have-a-defined-shelf-life/
--
Jeez, imagine how many perfectly fine 95 level masks were dumped in the landfill because they'd "expired" and 3M needed to sell you new ones.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (1R1vy)
137 was out getting lunch with mrs. chronda. heard a public service
announcement on the local wireless broadcaster telling people it was
their patriotic duty to report non-essential businesses that are open.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM (kf5Ci)
Our prog mayor is going to have a task force of ten people going around Savannah to make sure no non-essential businesses are open. $1,000 fine, and they've already fined 30 businesses.
He's from NYC and is a fat little tyrant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:13 PM (L3Rsz)
HEPA filters will be running out soon. People are sandwich the filter in the masks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: batterup at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (K4I9O
*sigh
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Okay, so now we've legitimized discrimination against people without ears. What's next in this Policy House of Horrors?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (E2o2V)
I didn't know Vagina had its own criminal code.
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (8B6Ng)
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Crazy >> tough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (wElh/)
Posted by: Rob Bers at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM
This will happen and reach it's peak right at about the same time that everyone gets over this silliness and we will be inundated with billions of masks no one wants.
Videos of all the crazy things people make with their leftover masks and extra hundred toilet paper rolls will be all the rage.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (l6b3d)
this was in my fortune cookie at lunch today
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (iGH3U)
Nope. If younger people go out and then later are around older people they can infect the latter that way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Mask Makers Inc. at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (L3Rsz)
They were lying earlier. They were trying to keep people from hoarding masks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (I2/tG)
Gee, I wish they would have done that for toilet paper.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (guGkK)
General populace, if minimizing time spent around other people, and maintaining spacing, and avoiding obvious uber-symptomatic people (big coughs) - benefit probably negligible if any, I'd guess.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
MAKE ONE!
Go to Youtube for instructions and demonstration s.
In the mean time, use a scarf or bandanna.
The purpose is to trap your spit and saliva as you talk, sneeze, and cough.
Trapping other people's viruses before you breathe them in is secondary. But they will do that quite a bit too, and therefore reduce the number of virus particles you breathe in.
Less viruses inhaled or ingested, less likely you get sick. Some data says also you get less sick if you only get a little bit of virus versus a whole lot because some idiot coughed all over you from a foot away for ten minutes.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
yes lol, which of course is horse shit...but if makes them feel good, wtf why not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Joe Ego at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (VasRK)
Would I have to shave?
I ain't shaving.
I'd rather die a free and good looking man, thank you.
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BeEsQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
Apparently nobody told them that gloves don't magically kill the virus on contact. So they're spreading it even more, and bringing it back in the house.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: bumblebee at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (QYGR4)
...while letting criminals out and reducing other policing because Wuhan.
This makes perfect sense and an optimal allocation of resources and
government action. We've been in the best of hands, and the hands are
only getting bester.
---
If the goal is angry mobs beating cops, maybe.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (kOpft)
President Soothie's Chinee Flu Directive
1. Stop touching each other.
2. Wash your fuckign hands.
3. Wear masks.
4. Clean things you touch.
5. Stay home if you're old and/or unhealthy
Okay?
Now let's get back to Normal.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (yDBK2)
I have been told that the N95 mask are somehow staticly charged, so I guess that can run down, making them less effective.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (t82DG)
Our prog mayor is going to have a task force of ten people going around Savannah to make sure no non-essential businesses are open. $1,000 fine, and they've already fined 30 businesses.
He's from NYC and is a fat little tyrant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Good material for y'all come next election.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (z2QPc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
cough Cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
I did that too.
But eventually they figure out it was me.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (8B6Ng)
He's from NYC and is a fat little tyrant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
So $30,000 for the campaign war chest. Or the prog mayor's retirement fund, whichever he considers to be the better use.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Tuna at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Not necessarily. I wore mine yesterday, then left it on the dash in the car, in the sun. By the next time I go out (days), it should be quite sterile again.
A few days in 120 degree heat plus direct sunlight ought to do the trick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Z4rgH)
Apparently the humanitarian needs of their overseas clients exceed the humanitarian concerns of the United States.
Gee, I'd sure like to do more favors for multinational corporations who spit at the notion of loyalty to America.
---------------
Ace, you realize that in your effort to make some salient points about hording masks, you created a multi-article topic about our supposedly "American" companies are really multi-national conglomerates that generally ignore the needs of America, but are happy to sell their wares on their terms for naked profits alone, and little concern for American needs.
Of course, the PR department of 3M would fight me.
Their army is easy to spot, they have N95 masks and are covered from head to toe in Post-It notes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)
Tactical Neck Gaiter - Half Balaclava Style for Skiing, Snowboarding, Motorcycling & Cold Weather Winter Sports. Protect Your Nose, Mouth, Ears and Neck from the Elements
https://amzn.to/3aK72C4
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:14 PM
This will happen and reach it's peak right at about the same time that everyone gets over this silliness and we will be inundated with billions of masks no one wants.
Videos of all the crazy things people make with their leftover masks and extra hundred toilet paper rolls will be all the rage.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (l6b3d)
Then we can swoop in and buy up masks and TP on the cheap for the next pandemic, and gouge the living fuck out of everyone! Woohoo!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 80's music fan at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (YT5Rb)
Would I have to shave?
I ain't shaving.
I'd rather die a free and good looking man, thank you.
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BeEsQ)
oh, yeah, what about those with facial adornments in form of hair ? hmmmmm ???
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Mine has its own area code.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (CTv2h)
*looks around for CBD*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mask Makers Inc. at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Thought you were shipping them to the highest bidding foreigners?
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (E2o2V)
Would I have to shave?
I ain't shaving.
I'd rather die a free and good looking man, thank you.
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (BeEsQ)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
People are going to blame Trump that *he* didn't tell everybody to wear a mask in public. And that being able to decide whether or not you wanted to listen to the doctors who recommended wearing a mask and Trump who said "If you want to wear a mask, wear a mask" is "too confusing".
I'm really not surprised you are "confused". It seems adulthood is confusing to you--I definitely get that you do not UNDERSTAND economics!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (Eicbe)
I have my dignity, and this is over the line.
Won't comply.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (dB+c3)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (LHvlS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (dNzKv)
Also, 3M is one of those companies what wants open borders. They continuously rattle on about not being able to attract the employees want from overseas because they don't receive enough VISA's to allow their recruits to stay in the US permanently (which is why they set up labs in places like China, Canada and India).
Posted by: Orson at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (aoEI9)
This is not good.
Posted by: Dansgirls at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (V25ON)
Just rub them on the cat.
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
Nope. That would be bad for morale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
There should be a surplus of hand-crafted ones from Italy very soon.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
And where are we supposed to get these?
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:19 PM (E2o2V)
I didn't know Vagina had its own criminal code.
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
They are all Pussies!
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (55d/e)
We have moved to a police state and didn't have to go anywhere.
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (t82DG)
--
FWIW I found a 3M article on it and linked it above. The foam and rubber non-filtering components are apparently the only concern.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (iJVGX)
They just closed down our schools in my Bay Area town for the rest of the year.
This is not good.
Posted by: Dansgirls at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM
Half-Whitmer announced the same thing last night for Michigan. All schools closed for the rest of the year.
Posted by: David Della Rocco at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Got serious teeth to it, too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
These are their salad days.
Posted by: Caliban at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
Same.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: azalea city at April 03, 2020 05:25 PM (WX+x0)
-- American "reporter".
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
--
Even better, if you're wearing one for employment and you don't have a respirator program in place you're breaking federal law.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (YT5Rb)
Some moron should corner the market on chemistry goggles.
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: IrishEi at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (55d/e)
***********
THIS.
Posted by: Cosda at April 03, 2020 05:16 PM (g4OG7)
Nah.
Maybe next week or the week after.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)
This is not good.
Posted by: Dansgirls at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (V25ON)
Yeah, now where are the kids going to get their communist indoctrination, or their instructions on fisting?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (VuPN9)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (svbBD)
(And walks and visits to the grocery store are the only places I'm going these days.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (d6Ksn)
I thought a negligible % of transmission of any virus ever studied was through mechanisms that masks block. So, not worthless, but a marginal issue (again, less so for those exposed to symptomatic-infected constantly, like medical types and certain store workers)?
Hands/face/eyes most of the problem, right?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
And where are we supposed to get these?
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (ONvIw)
3M has several factories that are.... oh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM
It's being adopted as a placebo. Uselessness is it's primary characteristic.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
How are we going to bring out the entire MSM?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (YT5Rb)
A few days in 120 degree heat plus direct sunlight ought to do the trick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (Z4rgH)
you better be joking
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (8fB/R)
My sister brought home a few face masks. I'll save them for when I go
to the grocery store. Don't really need one just for taking a walk in
the park.
(And walks and visits to the grocery store are the only places I'm going these days.)
THIS.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (dB+c3)
--
Half-Whitmer announced the same thing last night for Michigan. All schools closed for the rest of the year.
--
WE DESERVE A RAISE BECAUSE WE HAD A 100% PASSING RATE LAST YEAR!!!
- Teachers next year
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (1R1vy)
Ratings.
You can only ignore the most popular circus in town for so long until the advertisers begin to squeal.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Ginsburg's person who posts as Ginsburg at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (z2QPc)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (svbBD)
Neither you nor anyone else knows how many people might die under various circumstances. All we can do is guess (i.e., use models).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (VuPN9)
The virus is concentrated in areas where there are alot of new 5G towers. It must be 5G! Damn you, Huawei!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah, I think I see a couple of problems here.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)
It's no problem wearing a mask but let me ask you Where do I get one?
Posted by: Tuna
A bandana will do. Any cloth that will shield microscopic entering your mouth and nostrils will suffice.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (yDBK2)
--
Addendum: For another year or two
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:20 PM (ptqGC) "
They should give that bastard a Georgia blanket party. There a nice little desolate stretch of 144. By Ft Stewart. Leave him there. Naked and covered in pig shit.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (wElh/)
Microscopic droplets, that is.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: bumblebee at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (QYGR4)
I'm afraid it's only going down from here on. People are sick of this shit. It doesn't matter if it's rational or not. They always blame the man at the top.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (8fB/R)
Second look at burkas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (iJVGX)
Must have gotten shit for not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)
Brooke Baldwin of CNN (I guess) says she has tested positive even though she did ALL the things she was supposed to do. My guess is that she missed one or two.
Posted by: LASue at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Tnijr)M
Dust it with Meth.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (iJVGX)
From the models I've heard, they're the last people I'd ask for medical advice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Madge at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (ZCEU2)
So, I just got an emergency alert on my cell phone. Kidnapped kid? Nope. It's NYC begging licensed healthcare workers to help out.
It's a good thing this is all real and not a ginned up panic for political gain...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Caliban at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (QE8X6)
You can sterilize with UV light, but not too many times or it will denature the plastic filter.You could leave it in direct sunlight, too, but I wouldn't leave it for more than two hours at sea level (much shorter at high altitudes).
Posted by: T at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (rHrTn)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (svbBD)
You misspelled "shamefull."
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
And where are we supposed to get these?
Posted by: CN at April 03, 2020 05:24 PM (ONvIw)
Faces? Most people already have them. Many have two.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (+0uDE)
A well-fitting bandana/rag/cloth on your nose and mouth.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:22 PM
But it's not like you have to have somebody do it for you. It's pretty easy to follow the instructions. If you can create a suction after adjusting straps and nose pincher, you're good to go. If not, there's no difference from a regular particle mask. Air comes in from the sides.
You also need to be clean shaven. That seems obvious, but I saw plenty of soy-boys today with full beards and masks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (El6T/)
just inside the nose is pretty bad I guess
at the very least, cover the nose and mouth. Glasses or sunglasses can maybe help a bit.
just don't touch face
I did not realize how much I do. Very hard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Why would he want to do that? Fauci stands up for Trump when the presstitutes try to do their gotchas.
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (XUvmW)
It's no problem wearing a mask but let me ask you Where do I get one?
Posted by: Tuna
A bandana will do. Any cloth that will shield microscopic entering your mouth and nostrils will suffice.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (yDBK2)
Then why the HELL have they not been trumpeting THIS from the rooftops for the past few weeks???
Ragestroke.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM
I suffer from premature noodulation.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (l6b3d)
The amazing thing is that there's anyone left in Latin America. I thought it'd emptied out long ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Emmie at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Zorro at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Kick him back to his crypt.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (H8QX8)
Ignore the fact that our Canadian "elites" are insufferable pricks who talk sh!t about americans 24/7, the majority of real F*cking Canadians actually love our american neighbours. Do you remember 9/11? Do you remember when all the newfies in Gander (pop. 11k) housed all the Americans stuck on planes forced to land in Gander because you all closed your airspace? 6700 americans, staying at the homes of regular Canadians, because you're our neighbours.
Now, I get that you guys need masks a little more than we do at this present moment, especially in NYC, so please take all the masks today, but can you slip us say 5%? I mean we're 10% the population of the US, give us half of what we need in recognition of our friendship and mutual aid. Take more than a ratable portion in recognition of your heightened need in NYC right now, but give us some too, or else Montreal is going to be the next NYC, and Toronto after that.
Posted by: P. Mo. at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (q9izF)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
hairspray in the eye?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (8fB/R)
new hotness : hand hygene
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:15 PM (55d/e)
If only work a short bit, I leave on porch in sun for a few days and wear again because they are in very short supply.
Yes, they suck. They hurt my ears after a couple hours. I would like to buy better ones (i use the std. surgical type,) but the stores are bare, and have been since Jan.
Posted by: Mort! at April 03, 2020 05:18 PM (LWu6U)
Thanks!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (55d/e)
I did not realize how much I do. Very hard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (8fB/R)
VERY hard.
Oh wait. You mean my own face?
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (guGkK)
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
This should go on the flag, somewhere, or perhaps as an amendment to the Constitution.
If nothing else, red municipalities could pass ordinances.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (Ckg4U)
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Who doesn't throw away old masks? They have expiration dates that we were just discussing, and I'm guessing OSHA frowns upon expired respirators in the workplace.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (1R1vy)
https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/04/coronavirus-china-trail-leading-back-to-wuhan-labs/
Posted by: P. Mo. at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (q9izF)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:30 PM
No nood I'm dumb.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Tnijr)M
Dust it with Meth.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (YT5Rb)
Chloroform works nicely.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (90T4r)
Then why the HELL have they not been trumpeting THIS from the rooftops for the past few weeks???
Ragestroke.
Posted by: tubal
Because our govt is assho.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (yDBK2)
cleansleep dot com.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (wrRs+)
@CBS_Herridge
#FISA BREAKING: Fallout from IG Horowitz audit 3/31 as surveillance court orders FBI to provide :names" and "docket numbers" for 29 applications "for which the FBI could not locate a Woods File and the three for which it could not say whether a Woods File ever existed"
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (GBIWQ)
It's things like gas pumps and key pads used by hundreds of people in the course of a day that I'm leery of.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Tnijr)M
Dust it with Meth.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (YT5Rb)
Chloroform works nicely.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (90T4r)
I hear the old dutch oven methods kills anything
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (E2o2V)
As of yesterday daily deaths were lower than projected by 7% (162 souls using worst case), today so far lower by 22% (399 people). Of course today's data will change.
That said, the model overshoots. For the 16 states I track only NJ has a sizable difference vs. daily projections. Some states may be over/under a few by day but net/net not substantial.
For anyone that thinks I don't think even one person is "substantial" let me clarify that my intent is NOT to diminish anyone. I'm just reporting on how these models might be misleading us to making serious and long term decisions for our country. Will update again tonight.
Posted by: groovygirl at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (ybC9u)
and please don't wear a paper towel on your face
Posted by: batterup at April 03, 2020 05:17 PM (K4I9O)
What is a command strip? (yeah, I know it can be a lap dance, ha ha ha)
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (AMIL/)
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National Review is asshoe!!! YOU GO NOW!!!
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: P. Mo. at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (q9izF)
They'll work something out, no help from manchild trudeau - the dipsh*t.
All of Canada's media is also dogsh*t. Any chance they get they trash Trump and Fox and any conservative. Big time JEF butt kissers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (8fB/R)
Nice try. Where are your ventilators? Bring them to me now.
Posted by: Cuomo the Piercer at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (Z+IKu)
How much am I bid for this rare and precious item?
*watches 1/2 the Karens on Next Door lose their shit at how awful I am, while the other 1/2 of them bid the thing up into the Stratosphere*
** Venn Diagram Overlap: 1/2 of the "lose their shit" Karens are also ratcheting up the bidding all while bitching me out on their Next Door page*
Makes me so very glad I've never, ever joined Facebook or Next Door or any similar crap.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (XhWtx)
Thanks 'Ette. I have hairbands and scarves and bandanas and could cut regular fabric down too that I collected a couple decades back when I thought I might do some sewing crafts. I've never liked to wear a bandana or a dust mask, it felt restrictive on my breathing but I can adjust if it shuts down the commie Stay at home orders.
BTW yesterday when I was out buying horse feed and a few groceries I heard on radio newsbit that the president? of the Phillipines had told LEOs to use lethal force if needed arresting anyone breaking quarantine orders. So the gestapo like freakout is happening all over the world.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (T9Hmo)
and guess where they were shipped from.... yep...China.
My dad said there was a video of a guy in China stomping on the masks with his bare feet before being shipped out. So now they will be in the garage for a few days and I guess I will Lysol them.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (wiXsO)
various circumstances. All we can do is guess (i.e., use models).
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Yup. They said earlier in the week, the best we could do is 100k-240k dead if everyone cooperated with the mitigation practices. Two days later Birx told us that their numbers showed that we weren't following the mitigation practices adequately.
There are therefore going to be a minimum of a quarter million dead from kung flu.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Takes some getting used to!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
Fist bump
Dude, I was scrolling thru last night's ONT on the shitter (as ya do) and saw that you got yourself a new steady gig.
Congrats!
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (BeEsQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)
hairspray in the eye?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (8fB/R)
lol
Posted by: JoeF. at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (r+sAi)
When do these 15 minute, super-easy tests finally get here?
Because I am very confident I got this Beervirus in early December, being exposed to dozens of Chinese-Chinese in the Seattle area on a daily basis for months.
Not those 3rd generation Americans that went to Bellevue HS and their parents are worth 7 or 8 figures from their home appreciating over the decades, but the ones that just got off the plane, and among the 3 of them, only 1 speaks any English, and it is classroom perfect, without slang.
This nasty bug has been amongst us for perhaps 6 months now.
If I (and millions of fellow citizens who want to get back to normal) could take the test and find out we came out OK, this stuff could be over immediately.
And Abbott Labs will exceed their projected profitability for the rest of the year.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Nood Police at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (1R1vy)
My N100 was purchased at least 3 years ago, probably a lot longer. I looked all over the package for an expiration date - there wasn't one. Not sure if the less expensive ones do that.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (8B6Ng)
Guess I will turn my bandanas into masks this weekend.
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (d6Ksn)
The dirtiest thing everyone handles: cash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: ------ at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (90T4r)
----
Quit bitching and work the problems dammit!
If you are too stupid, ask for help!
Posted by: Anon at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
How are we going to bring out the entire MSM?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (iJVGX)
We're gonna need a bigger cart.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dfRN6)
wearing a mask is the tits now, but, there are not any damned masks, but
maybe, just maybe, I should go learn how to make my own damned mask, or
mask, more properly, and learn how to sterilize them, and oh, the masks
that I finally create prolly won't protect me, but just might protect
someone else???
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Your mask won't help anyone else until you're sick.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Ace at 05:02 PM
If by "humanitarian needs" you mean cold hard cash, then yes. Yes it does.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:28 PM (Tnijr)M
Dust it with Meth.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:29 PM (YT5Rb)
Chloroform works nicely.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (90T4r)
I hear the old dutch oven methods kills anything
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Dryer 60 min. High heat.
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (yshFD)
We've already had enough teeming refuse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: DNC-Media Complex at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 03, 2020 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
Fist bump
Dude, I was scrolling thru last night's ONT on the shitter (as ya do) and saw that you got yourself a new steady gig.
Congrats!
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:34 PM (BeEsQ)
Something to do with falcons and semen gathering, I think.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (90T4r)
--
My wife saw the box I'd brought inside from the garage a few nights ago and said "I'm so glad you tinker with old cars."
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (1R1vy)
President Soothie Disclaimer
**A mask will also give Asshos a false sense of security. Wearing a mask of any sort Does Not mean you can go and Make Out with the Chinese Virus.
Continue safe practices!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)
If the medicine alleviates that symptom the patient will quite probably be able to survive the virus.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (WDPb/)
It's things like gas pumps and key pads used by hundreds of people in the course of a day that I'm leery of.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Yes, I wear the lightweight running touchscreen ones. They work great. And I wipe them down. I wash them after a couple of outings.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:37 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:37 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (iJVGX)
******
Just think that money has been in a Strippers G String
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 05:37 PM (GBIWQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dfRN6)
Ummmmmmmmm....Yef.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2020 05:37 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (iJVGX)
So filthy lucre is really filthy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)
We don't need a model to KNOW that this multi trillion dollar quarantine response is beyond insane. It may have made sense if instead of Wu-Flu we were talking about Small Pox, but this? Complete politically driven garbage at this point.
Posted by: PacosMojo at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ivZ+f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (o2MD2)
That dude would order lethal force on all jaywalkers if one happened to walk in front of his car.
Posted by: Cuomo the Piercer at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (svbBD)
"My husband never has a second cup of liberty!"
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (Jhqq9)
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Who doesn't throw away old masks? They have expiration dates that we were just discussing, and I'm guessing OSHA frowns upon expired respirators in the workplace.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:32 PM (1R1vy)
Here: https://tinyurl.com/u43cz3o
See the section "N95 respirators beyond the manufacturer-designated shelf life..."
The mask expiration dates are 5 years, but they keep old masks in the stockpile, in case of a pandemic.
Posted by: T at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (rHrTn)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5bxa0)
If you put your mask in the oven and start the "Clean" cycle, it will come out sterile.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)
how about microwaving ? recommended ?
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (zr5Kq)
That's fine but what's the Insta Pot setting?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: bluebell at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: ShainS at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (o9UFo)
Posted by: loneranger at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (bqCFa)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 03, 2020 05:35 PM (8B6Ng)
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Here's the 3M link regarding expiration dates.
"Why Do Disposable Respirators Have a Defined Shelf Life?"
https://tinyurl.com/rjahd8w
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (j9HX3)
My washing machine has a Filthy Chinese Product cycle.
And a Charlie Chan cycle, which makes my clothes come out witty and clever.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (vcOmj)
Truth is- they got caught. Losers.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (VpIIl)
Bad move to double down after your company has been found out to be run by a lying traitor to their own country, for profit of course.
Because when you sell out your own country during a crisis, you should always profit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
Forget I shan't.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Z4rgH)
Irritating, but capitalism in action. Price signaling that "we need more of this. If you can, drop everything and increase the supply, and you'll make more money."
In another view, that stuff is now more valuable than it was before. So the price goes up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (iJVGX)
________________________
I have worked for some pretty massive construction companies and we used these all the time. There was no fitting. There were just boxes of stacked full n-95's in the gang box for whenever we needed one.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (DB16e)
https://bit.ly/2UZ7ea1
FIRST you need to know what size of particle you want to filter. Of course, you do not want to filter out oxygen, because, you know, you need to breathe. Oxygen is about 0.5 nanometers (0.5 x 10-9 meters). We call this nm for short. A virus ranges from 20-200 nm (about 100-1,000 times bigger than oxygen). A bacteria may be around 1,000-2,000 nm (about 10,000 - 20,000 times bigger than oxygen).
The influenza virus is 170 nm. A mold spore is about 25,000 nm. Radioactive fallout is about 5,000 nm. The typical respiratory DROPLET is > 10,000 nm and falls directly to the ground.
The typical respiratory AEROSOL is
AAAACHOOOOO! Yes, you are surrounded with respiratory aerosol, average size 5,000 nm.
SECOND you need to know what your mask is built for.
An organic vapor respirator mask is meant to filter out gases as well as particles. If you had a jar of mentholatum, for example, you will know that it is very strong smelling. It also is about 2 nm in size. The organic vapor respirator protects you from chemical fumes and particulate matter. You would not smell the mentholatum.
An N95 mask will filter out 95% of particles that are 300 nm or smaller
An N100 mask will filter out 99.97% of particles that are 300 nm or smaller
BUT WAIT! YOU SAID A VIRUS IS ONLY 170 nm! True. You caught that. However, viral particles do not fly naked through the air. They do not even travel in skin tight spandex outfits through the air. They travel in respiratory aerosols. The average aerosol particle is 5,000 nm. Therefore, these masks will stop virus that is traveling in aerosols. Therefore an N95-100 should stop viral loaded aerosol from entering your nose and mouth.
THIRD you need to know the difference between a surgical mask and a respirator.
A surgical mask is worn by surgeons during an operation. The reason they wear it is so the SURGEON's respiratory aerosols will not drop into the patient's open wound. A surgical mask is MOST appropriate to be worn TO PROTECT OTHERS from your own infection. ARE YOU SICK? Put on a surgical mask. Yes, we do wear surgical masks in the clinic sometimes, but it is more effective for filtering the DROPLETS not the aerosols. It is also good to prevent splashes of yucky fluids into the mouth. It also helps remind you not to touch your face. So yes, it does work somewhat, but primarily it will reduce the "load" of virus that you get if someone sneezes in your face, which they literally do all the time in most doctor's offices. A surgical mask has a lot of loose, floppy edges that do not seal.
A respirator is more closely fitted to the face. In fact, technically, they should SEAL to the face. The seal of a respirator is tested during a "fit test." The OSHA folks require fit testing for employees likely to be subject to aerosolized hazards -- for example, people who remove asbestos from buildings. HOWEVER, the "respirators" you buy at home depot are not exactly respirators, because they are not exactly fit to your face. You are going to be sucking some air around the edges. But it is a lot better than a "surgical mask" and it filters smaller aerosolized particles.
So basically, you want an N95 or N100 respirator mask, but it won't actually be a respirator mask, if that makes sense.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM (Do5/p)
Did you really get this?
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Shadout Mapes, dripping with sanitizer at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Same problem. Told my optomitrist that name brand eye wash didn't help. She said 'wash them with tap water'.
The sterile eye wash has preservatives which many people are allergic to.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)
how about microwaving ? recommended ?
Posted by: runner"
Better to throw them in a fire for 20 seconds to kill the virus and pull out.
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Should inhale sneeze if other if wish to beat death rush-hour.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5bxa0)
Not a requirement.
A recommendation.
You're on your own.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5bxa0)
Aw, that is so cute!!! No.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM
Yes, I think so. Good news the barrel has hand sanitizer. Bad news it's gravy. With lumps.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)
I think I am going to scratch my balls instead. I figure that will kill two birds with one stone: keep me from touching my face and definitely keep people away from me in the supermarket.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (dLLD6)
Just askin' it's just a recommendation, correct? I need to know for sure when I'm walking later and the cops stop me because some crazy bitch called them on me.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (WDPb/)
surveillance court orders FBI to provide :names" and "docket numbers" for 29 applications "for which the FBI could not locate a Woods File and the three for which it could not say whether a Woods File ever existed"
Posted by: WuHAN
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First things last!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (oGNNA)
Those are bold words from a one-eyed fat man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (guGkK)
Eyeglasses will help keep viruses out of your eyes too. Don't wear prescription glasses? Use safety glasses, the side shields will help keep viruses out of your eyes too.
Posted by: Anon at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 05:39 PM (MxEKc)
Herbal cure? Does it involve yams?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (Lqy/e)
That is right!
Among other ppe's.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (yDBK2)
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No! Trump told us that if we wear a mask we can eat fish tank cleaner and be cured!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe)
This guy knows nothing about presidenting.
Posted by: Barrack the Magnificent at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (5bxa0)
No, there's a shipment of them that just arrived. In New York City.
Chinatown.
Everybody enjoy!
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (o2MD2)
********
You were a bit too BOLD there
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (GBIWQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (dLLD6)
Mimes: "Call me."
Posted by: Don LeMon at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (Jhqq9)
Darth Vader was just ahead of his time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (iJVGX)
How does this interact with the Klan-era anti-mask laws in many states?
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (Jhqq9)
There's a picture at People of Walmart of a woman standing in line wearing a mask and snorkel. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (L3Rsz)
I've taken to brining one Lysol/ Clorox wipe with me if I am going to the store , gas , etc. Not hard on the skin . At least my calloused man hands. To be frank, I hate that I've stooped to this paranoia
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (YT5Rb)
Coronavirus: Trudeau says Canada will offer more help to China if needed
BY MIA RABSON THE CANADIAN PRESS
Posted February 9, 2020 8:29 am
Updated February 9, 2020 8:47 pm
Canada is standing by in case China asks for more help as it grapples with the novel coronavirus outbreak that originated there, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Sunday, noting that the virus continues to pose little threat in this country.
Trudeau said Canada has already responded to China's request for medical equipment, including face masks and other protective gear, as the infection rate and death toll from the virus continues to climb.
"We are going to continue to work with them to ensure that they have the resources to contain this virus," he told a news conference near the end of his three-day visit to Ethiopia.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (8fB/R)
See the section "N95 respirators beyond the manufacturer-designated shelf life..."
The mask expiration dates are 5 years, but they keep old masks in the stockpile, in case of a pandemic.
Posted by: T at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (rHrTn)
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The part where it explicitly says:
"Because of this, use of expired respirators could be prioritized for situations where HCP are NOT exposed to pathogens, such as training and fit testing."
Right before it goes on to say:
"healthcare facilities should retain all N95 respirators during the early phases of this outbreak."
That means that they throw expired ones away, and once they decide the sh*t has hit the fan they stop throwing them away, apparently for fit testing and training.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (RVcmP)
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Who doesn't throw away old masks? They have expiration dates that we were just discussing, and I'm guessing OSHA frowns upon expired respirators in the workplace.
Last night, I made tuna casserole for dinner. Haven't made it in years. I reached way back in the little pantry and pulled out a can of mushroom soup.
The expiration date was March 2015.
The tuna casserole was excellent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:43 PM (Jhqq9)
Like !
Posted by: Creature from the Black Lagoon at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (E2o2V)
I cannot believe that this has far more to do with rent seeking and the insatiable desire of our sadistic psychopath "leaders" to see how much abuse we will lap up.
I swear, this generation would surrender immediately to the first gang banger that demanded to be worshipped as a god.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Fusion is even better.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (qyH+l)
Because I may be having a mini-stroke.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Eyeglasses will help keep viruses out of your eyes too. Don't wear prescription glasses? Use safety glasses, the side shields will help keep viruses out of your eyes too.
Posted by: Anon at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (+0uDE)
Wally sells clear and amber shooting glasses for about $7.00. I use them for yard work.
Good idea.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (L3Rsz)
Good.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (H8QX8)
I wonder if you can open carry spearfishing guns.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (tVQUs)
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They aren't mandatory everywhere and in all areas.
My daughter is in S Korea, living in a city of about 1 1/2 million. Very little corona there.
They have to wear masks in obvious situations, using buses or subway, or shopping at large stores, for example. (Theaters and the like are still shut down.)
But where social distancing is easy, they aren't required.
Seoul is much stricter. Rural areas are a bit more lax.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (XzT/D)
I've taken to brining one Lysol/ Clorox wipe with me if I am going to the store , gas , etc. Not hard on the skin . At least my calloused man hands. To be frank, I hate that I've stooped to this paranoia
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (YT5Rb)
That's what I do. I wear medical gloves and carry a Lysol wipe with me.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (L3Rsz)
____________
He's probably exhausted, as any decent person in that job would be in this situation.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (k4dH2)
Wait, so cocksucking canada is buying up all OUR masks and shit and then sending them to china??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Not really very uplifting, is it?? They kind of suck at this.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (90T4r)
He does?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM (5bxa0)
He's about to doze off.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)
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The ashes will be quite sterile.
Also, if you leave the oven racks in, the chrome all falls off. Ask me how I know?
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (+0uDE)
Canada is now China's bitch.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM
Yep, I messed up one freaking close tag. And of course right at the beginning of the post.
I always do that. I always miss some mundane detail...
Posted by: Clyde Michael Bolton Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (55d/e)
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I'm unclear on what I may or may not have gotten.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: Megthered at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
this sounds suspiciously like common sense.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Double farts !!
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (L3Rsz)
Oh, don't worry. State and city government tyrants will take it from here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
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Elected. Twice.
Posted by: Barrack the Magnificent at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (55d/e)
already happened in PA today
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (j9HX3)
Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it, or all this has happened before and it will happen again.
Face masks became a big thing in the US during the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic. Wearing them was made mandatory under penalty of arrest and fine in many jurisdictions all over the country. People not wearing them were arrested and fined, with most fines being donated to the Red Cross. Jail time was a few days or so.
There was even a mask chic that developed, with womyns trying to make them stylish.
Tobacco companies even started making and giving out masks with a little flap to allow the user to smoke while wearing the mask.
Theaters and public gathers made wearing them mandatory inside, and anyone who didn't show up with one could buy a mask or not come in.
After it was over, analysis concluded that the masks were almost useless in preventing the spread of the flu.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:41 PM (55d/e)
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I'm unclear on what I may or may not have gotten.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM (1R1vy)
The Kung Flu Grippe.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (puu6v)
This guy knows nothing about presidenting.
Posted by: Barrack the Magnificent at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (kOpft)
Same thing with the National Helium Reserve. I recognize that we don't have to fill multiple multi-million cubic foot airships. But don't unload it at fire sale prices, either.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (qyH+l)
Trump may be an excellent business leader
But he would be the very first person to wave the white flag and sell us all down the river to the first Rival.
Look how he has surrendered so quickly to the Enemy Within.
He has no stomach for fighting any enemy.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (L3Rsz)
That is rather ambiguous, probably best not even mentioned.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (90T4r)
Just back from the store. More people there and more wearing masks. More empty places on the shelves. There is a run on rice, so get it while you can. I have been so tempted to go to the Asian market for 25 pounds of rice. Then it doesn't get eaten. I'm fine with the 2 pounds I bought.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:46 PM (yDBK2)
No, Trudeau decided sending Canada's supply to China in February was a great idea, and now the country is a up a creek and trying to get more for itself.
Honestly, Trudeau didn't start taking the threat to Canuckistan seriously until his wife got it. By then it was too late.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (nRNOc)
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Well, it would be a shame to damage those drapes Michelle left in the White House.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (kOpft)
The part where it explicitly says:
"Because of this, use of expired respirators could be prioritized for situations where HCP are NOT exposed to pathogens, such as training and fit testing."
Right before it goes on to say:
"healthcare facilities should retain all N95 respirators during the early phases of this outbreak."
That means that they throw expired ones away, and once they decide the sh*t has hit the fan they stop throwing them away, apparently for fit testing and training.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (1R1vy)
Corporate Rule #5: Everything must have an expiration date. Then it must be eventually replaced and a replacement must be sold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (55d/e)
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No, just wordplay about grippe = flu and old GI Joe toys.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (1R1vy)
Posted by: WuHAN
I'm going to have a stroke.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 05:38 PM (XzT/D)
Time to party!
Everyone! First round is on me!
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BeEsQ)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (ZCEU2)
This is bullshit and it's getting worse every day.
I've had more than enough of it.
Ten weeks into this shit in Washington state and we don't have one, single death in our county of 280K. In Puget Sound.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (LWu6U)
This largely has to do with OSHA requirements for PPE.
If you buy a hardhat it has an expiration date on it.
If you bring an expired one to a job site, even if it's new in box, that has an active job safety inspector, he will either make you throw it away, take possession of it or eject you from the job site until you come back with a non-expired hat.
The same goes for PPE masks, eye protection, even high visibility vests have an expiration date.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BiXrp)
The medical masks I ordered two weeks ago won't be here until mid March.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (TdMsT)
They began their meeting by flipping off China.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2020 05:04 PM (+0AKE)
........
Halloween supply store?
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
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Holy crap that would be fantastic if he walked to Air Force 1 wearing a mask made from some of that crap.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (1R1vy)
He has no stomach for fighting any enemy.
Posted by: at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (C+evo)
Are you retarded?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (dLLD6)
Can I reuse that mask? I just paid $10 for it, and Home Depot only had one left.
I think the answer is... PROBABLY YES. In fact, I am going to recommend the following:
1 --- mist face and goggles lightly with 120 proof vodka from a very fine mister bottle. Okay, ethanol. I prefer that over rubbing alcohol because it is safer if you happen to mist some of it into your mouth. And sometimes vodka does end up getting into your mouth.
2 --- remove goggles without touching the front. Place face up on a flat surface
3 --- Do the same for the mask
4 --- Sterilize at one inch with a UV-C wand sterilizer at around 250 nm wavelength, roughly 2 minutes. (you can get one on Amazon). I feel that this will allow repeated use, especially if you alternate days with a second mask that you allow to sit for 24 hours, preferably in a fairly warm place, or even dry out in a 120 degree oven. (virus on surfaces do not like hot temperatures, and the warm oven will dry out the moisture from your hot and steamy breath.)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Do5/p)
someone linked this earlier from national review I think
Trudeau is as dumb as a rock.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (90T4r)
Why? Sounds perfectly sensible. Your choice.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (H8QX8)
You've got to be joking. Have you been watching what has happened over the last 3+ years?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Honestly, Trudeau didn't start taking the threat to Canuckistan seriously until his wife got it. By then it was too late.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (nRNOc)
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Their numbers are so low. How do they do it?
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Eicbe)
I'm assuming you meant May?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2020 05:41
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Sounds like a plan. I believe it's also moron approved to do same with your underwear.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (Dhht7)
Last night, I made tuna casserole for dinner. Haven't made it in years. I reached way back in the little pantry and pulled out a can of mushroom soup.
The expiration date was March 2015.
The tuna casserole was excellent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:45 PM
I have ate 5 year old soup, they all tasted fine.
Well, except for the bat soup, that was a little off.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (55d/e)
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No, just wordplay about grippe = flu and old GI Joe toys.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (1R1vy)
Oh.
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Uncle Bodies at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (rpxSz)
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Trudeau my bitch long time.
He call me up and say "invade me."
I say: you dress up in funny costumes and make fool of self first!
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Darth Vader at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+nWCH)
expiration date. Then it must be eventually replaced and a
replacement must be sold.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM
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Damned anvil manufacturers.
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (RVcmP)
No, Trudeau decided sending Canada's supply to China in February was a great idea, and now the country is a up a creek and trying to get more for itself.
Honestly, Trudeau didn't start taking the threat to Canuckistan seriously until his wife got it. By then it was too late.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (nRNOc)
Just think about how much better Canada could be doing right now (their employment statistics are a disaster, too) if they had an adult as a leader.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Akua Makana at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (YkUJb)
My fellow Alabamians, effective at 5 p.m. TOMORROW, I am mandating a #StayAtHome order for our entire state. Read the order here:
https://tinyurl.com/r8mkacr
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (cF8AT)
Rent seeking and mentally retarded, emotionally fragile Tide Pod Millennials.
That combination means that we will repeat history.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (dUJdY)
My takeaway
They got to go to the theater?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (YT5Rb)
This is bullshit and it's getting worse every day.
I've had more than enough of it.
Ten weeks into this shit in Washington state and we don't have one, single death in our county of 280K. In Puget Sound.
It's all bullshit.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (jWe5r)
Arrest you for . . .
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (mPyi0)
Posted by: North Korea Number 1 Korea! at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (iJVGX)
What's her shop name? I'm an Etsy seller too and always try to us Etsy whenever possible to support my fellow sellers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (E2o2V)
I have a JarJar Binks mask. How about that? Or a catcher's mask?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iJVGX)
The mask thing during the 1918 Spanish Flu was sort of security theater. It made people feel good, like they were doing something fight the disease. It didn't do much, but it made people feel better.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (f1Vqw)
#FISA Court tells government "assess to what extent those 29 (applications 10/2014 - 9/2019) involved material misstatements" and whether misstatements, omissions "render invalid, in whole or in part, authorizations granted by the Court" *Timing overlaps FBI Russia/Mueller probes
https://tinyurl.com/rfrmt8u
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)
Honestly, Trudeau didn't start taking the threat to Canuckistan seriously until his wife got it. By then it was too late.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (nRNOc)
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Their numbers are so low. How do they do it?
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM
__________
If you don't test, you cannot confirm the Coronavirus.
Maybe the virus hates below zero weather?
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (cqteU)
He had masks in a garage.
Baruch tried to sell masks to FBI
https://tinyurl.com/rx2esxn
Don't be like Baruch
Posted by: BluesFish at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iGH3U)
The expiration date was March 2015.
--
Yep.
I've said it before, but I always thought a great premise for the Walking Dead TV show would be city dwellers slowly starving / slowing down and being eaten because they refused to eat canned goods that were over a month out of date, and the stupid hicks gaining weight from the same food.
Posted by: Moron Robbie got the Kung Flu Grippe at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (1R1vy)
I think it's a troll?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (5bxa0)
========
Maybe, or just your standard wrist slitting eeyore. I don't remember seeing mr penguin boy before this garbage started.
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (5bxa0)
don't jinx Trump
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau's Eyebrow Roadie at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (PiwSw)
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So, Trump is condemning masses of people to death. Because they should wear the masks--but nobody should do what Trump says to do, because he is not a doctor.
Because he lies. He has killed us all.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)
Thanks for the chuckle, Axeman.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:52 PM (iJVGX)
Sounds impressive though. "Experts" love words like this.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (j9HX3)
At some point fear and etiquette drive these things. I don't want my neighbors to all die (they are old) so I wear mask. I also do not want to die, but I am not too worried.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (LWu6U)
I mean, that's what stay-at-home directives indicate, right?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Pliney at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (5bxa0)
But he would be the very first person to wave the white flag and sell us all down the river to the first Rival.
Look how he has surrendered so quickly to the Enemy Within.
He has no stomach for fighting any enemy.
Posted by: at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (mPyi0)
I'm assuming you meant May?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:50 PM (5bxa0)
Oops!
Yes--mid-May.
{{{Jewells}}} the Etsy shop is Diamondcityco
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (TdMsT)
Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it, or all this has happened before and it will happen again.
[ ... ]
After it was over, analysis concluded that the masks were almost useless in preventing the spread of the flu.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 05:47 PM
Almost useless?
So you're telling me there's a chance...
Posted by: Lloyd at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (Do5/p)
So...why not just wear an onion on your belt? It's more comfortable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
_________________
I read an article once about the expiration dates on medications. It said that most meds that have been tested are still effective long past the expiration date on the bottle, some for many years. It appears that lots of those dates are just put on there because the manufacturers want us to throw them out soon and hurry up and buy some more.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (k4dH2)
But wait a minute! I thought China had it all under control because their healthcare system is so much better than ours!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (d6Ksn)
Been around before.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (WDPb/)
And also with a another, worse enemy that absolutely will not SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Posted by: Toad-O at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (WDPb/)
Are they stupid? Zoom's software development is in China. They probably filter on any insults to Dear Leader and will degrade the performance by 20%
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (EZebt)
#FISA Court tells government "assess to what extent those 29 (applications 10/2014 - 9/2019) involved material misstatements" and whether misstatements, omissions "render invalid, in whole or in part, authorizations granted by the Court" *Timing overlaps FBI Russia/Mueller probes
https://tinyurl.com/rfrmt8u
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 05:53 PM (cF8AT)
I only believe this because Catherine Herridge is reporting it, not because CBS is reporting it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (WDPb/)
Well with your face?
( Ducking)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:56 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (uZuKb)
They're using dental dams.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (r+sAi)
if even one person in my circle of acquaintances reported to me they have the virus.
Nobody I know has it.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (Eicbe)
Been around before.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (WDPb/)
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Yeah, me too.
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Is it Buck Throckmorton time, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (WDPb/)
So...why not just wear an onion on your belt? It's more comfortable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (dLLD6)
I bought the cloth masks in case it becomes required. I couldn't find fast delivery on real medical masks.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (TdMsT)
I mean shaven's a good luck for that guy, but just wondering.
I have a bit more hair than he does, don't know the drill with shaven heads.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
This.
Drop the matches, people. No need to set your hair on fire.
The situation is fluid, changing as more and more information comes to hand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 05:57 PM (iTXRQ)
The Surgeon General of the United States?
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (55d/e)
How about chains? How about they limit your travel to only a hundred feet, and only then within a two hour segment of the day?
Or are you saying this so you get more likes on social media?
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
You know as well as I do that he is where he is because he's the Spawn of Pierre.
Maybe.
Perhaps.
Only Margaret knows for sure.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (MxEKc)
_________________
I read an article once about the expiration dates on medications. It said that most meds that have been tested are still effective long past the expiration date on the bottle, some for many years. It appears that lots of those dates are just put on there because the manufacturers want us to throw them out soon and hurry up and buy some more.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM
How do you cook a 5-year-old?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DonnaV at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (d6Ksn)
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We can all learn from China how to have Canada ship its medical supplies to us.
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (dLLD6)
lol
Alrighty then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: The Economy Didn't Kill Itself at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (mPyi0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (dLLD6)
You could just take zinc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (iJVGX)
Her shop name is Cute Face Masks.
Posted by: Akua Makana at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (YkUJb)
Even better? They weren't made in China.
Made in Brazil. And wow, are they ever some kinda smooootttthhh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (pS94+)
In a small pan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (85Gof)
So instead of respirators and tests hysteria now it's MASKS!!!!
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (5bxa0)
What data do you ignore today, which is informing all you current recommendations, and which you will revise tomorrow?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (LWu6U)
Sounds like they want a gun battle.
Because the next step is load you up in a boxcar and take you to a safe place - for your protection, of course.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Darth Vader at April 03, 2020 05:51 PM (+nWCH)
I hear you, brother.
Posted by: Mike Meyers at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
Wear a Trump mask. Walk through lib neighborhood.
Will liven up your daily stroll.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (pS94+)
In a small pan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (85Gof)
Comment #666 RUN AWAY!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (85Gof)
Eric Swallowell, is that you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: lizabth at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (90T4r)
648 Okay, I am going to follow Trump on this. No mask.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (90T4r)
Whiplash!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (uZuKb)
I've tried 4 times now to type something, but all of them were too "adult" for the blog, excepting of course, the ONT. But that is still 7 hours from now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (MxEKc)
Maybe best to not have brought it up. Especially considering the lack of masks.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:27 PM (iJVGX)
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Force works for me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (55d/e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (85Gof)
You can do that anyway. Just make it a Murphy.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 05:42 PM (dLLD6)
lol
Alrighty then.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (8fB/R)
lol..
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yo! at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (uZuKb)
*******
No but People watching Should
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (GBIWQ)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (zr5Kq)
: roll :
Remove the spaces I put in.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:07 PM (90T4r)
648 Okay, I am going to follow Trump on this. No mask.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (90T4r)
Whiplash!
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (55d/e)
So you got my point.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (90T4r)
You might think, "Impossible!", but the deals are there -- you just have to search search search for them relentlessly and with infinite patience. Took me 3 hours to find the item I ordered.
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (pS94+)
In a small pan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (85Gof)
With carrots and onions.
Posted by: A. Fish at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (hku12)
I think Gov. Parsons is announcing that today for MO at 5p.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Dhht7)
Stores better not start requiring masks. THAT will actually be a problem, unlike 99% of the other things some here are in total delusional uproar about.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (El6T/)
_________________
I read an article once about the expiration dates on medications. It said that most meds that have been tested are still effective long past the expiration date on the bottle, some for many years. It appears that lots of those dates are just put on there because the manufacturers want us to throw them out soon and hurry up and buy some more.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (k4dH2)
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I've always figured its a CYA thing, at least in some cases (antibiotics, both otc and prescriptions, asthma meds). CYA being CYA the practice got extended to all meds (NSAIDS, etc).
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (85Gof)
Eric Swallowell, is that you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM (iJVGX)
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Then...NO!
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Xinnie the Poo at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (yshFD)
Make them touch their faces.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (WDPb/)
If Martha Stewart was smart, she'd make a video on how to make a neat mask from, I dunno, pot holders.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM
_____________
DeWine?
Probably.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (DB16e)
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First thing to go is your sense of taste.
Are you sure?
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Karen at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (MxEKc)
Note there's nobody left alive who remembers the Spanish Flu. 102 years ago. You'd have to around 110 to have any real memory of it.
That's the trouble. Memory of epidemics and pandemics is gone from the collective memory. Modern medicine and science has just about eliminated them from modern life in First World countries.
And so we've forgotten and become complacent. We even had bubonic plague outbreaks in big cities. Last one was LA in the '30s. And then there was the scourge of polio epidemics, last big one being around the early '50s.
SF had a big bubonic plague outbreak in the early 1900s. They put a cordon sanitaire around Chinatown, where it was the worst.
These things are all gone from our collective memory. I remember reading predictions that they would come back, we only get a temporary reprieve. Life, including pathogens, finds a way. That's what it does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Sources? What's that?
Posted by: Progda at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (r+sAi)
hahahaha
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (LIhNq)
Will liven up your daily stroll.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 05:59 PM
Yep, wouldn't it be hilarious if people across the country took their red MAGA hats and turned them into MAGA masks and started wearing them all over.
Boy would that piss off media covering people out and about. heh
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (a0IVu)
You can make one out of a scarf.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Safest bet on three planets.
After which some other Democrat governor will require people to wear TWO masks, just to be even more safe. As he thinks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (iJVGX)
oh I missed this! what Vance story?!!?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 05:54 PM (j9HX3)
"
up above at 139
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Shadout Mapes, dripping with sanitizer at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: at April 03, 2020 05:58 PM (C+evo)
Are you being purposely inflammatory and rude, or is it that you are some sort of retard who doesn't understand social niceties?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (dLLD6)
That hydroxy stuff really is a miracle drug.
I am glad Trump invented it.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: WuHAN
I'm going to have a stroke.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (GbPPJ)
----
Maybe John Roberts has finally found his brains and his balls? Did the judges finally realize they have been played, screwed, and mocked?
The FBI has made a mockery of a Court. Maybe the court will finally get pissed off?
I would love to see about 400 FBI Agents in jail for contempt of court, for about five years. That would send a message.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Me too.
My hair and nails...Oy!
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (cF8AT)
Star Wars' The Maskalorian
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (5bxa0)
I've always figured its a CYA thing, at least in some cases (antibiotics, both otc and prescriptions, asthma meds). CYA being CYA the practice got extended to all meds (NSAIDS, etc).
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (o3+fQ)
Tetracycline goes TOXIC, iirc.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (WDPb/)
Make them touch their faces.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (8fB/R)
yes!! haha
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: IC at April 03, 2020 06:00 PM (a0IVu)
You can make one out of a scarf.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (cF8AT)
So it's a scarf, you wear around your nose and mouth.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (90T4r)
Don't even get me started on that idiot. Most Canadians think he's an entitled asshat.
"All of Canada's media is also dogsh*t. Any chance they get they trash Trump and Fox and any conservative. Big time JEF butt kissers."
Agreed with the sole exception of the National Post, the one Canadian paper that isn't solely useful only to line bird cages.
"Nice try. Where are your ventilators? Bring them to me now."
I'd say Molon Labe, but that's too defensive a posture. We're Canadians. Don't piss us off or we'll remind you why its called the "Whitehouse".
Posted by: P. Mo. at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (q9izF)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (yDBK2)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (pS94+)
Yeah, sure. They'll do that. No doubt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (iJVGX)
Spanish Flu. 102 years ago. You'd have to around 110 to have any real
memory of it.
That's the trouble. Memory of epidemics and pandemics is gone
from the collective memory. Modern medicine and science has just about
eliminated them from modern life in First World countries.
And so we've forgotten and become complacent. We even had bubonic
plague outbreaks in big cities. Last one was LA in the '30s. And then
there was the scourge of polio epidemics, last big one being around the
early '50s.
SF had a big bubonic plague outbreak in the early 1900s. They put
a cordon sanitaire around Chinatown, where it was the worst.
These things are all gone from our collective memory. I remember
reading predictions that they would come back, we only get a temporary
reprieve. Life, including pathogens, finds a way. That's what it does.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)
I'm well-aware of polio. It nearly killed my mother and my grandparents buried her older sister the day she would have started kindergarten.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: zombie at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Yeppers.
Not only what you pointed out, but also people have forgotten what measures are required to put a stop to it.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
........
Didn't work in Iran.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Axeman at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: m at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (55d/e)
Who said anything about our hair?
I can think of a number of people whose looks would improve with a tire necklace.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (C+evo)
That was a rare presidential non-endorsement of a company's management.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: freaked at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: AnnaS at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: Karen at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (MxEKc)
Yeah, this is all getting absurd.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (4thlk)
Well, it also allows "stay the fuck away from me" to more socially acceptable, so there is an upside!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (qyH+l)
Note there's nobody left alive who remembers the Spanish Flu. 102 years ago. You'd have to around 110 to have any real memory of it.
That's the trouble. Memory of epidemics and pandemics is gone from the collective memory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 03, 2020 06:02 PM
"Much that once was is lost.
For none now live who remember it."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (C+evo)
Mr President why didn't you know about this problem ahead of time ?
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (iTXRQ)
I think Gov. Parsons is announcing that today for MO at 5p.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:01
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And it's not a well kept secret. Grocery stores are getting slammed today in my city.
Funny thing is looking at lists of essentials businesses it appears it will be same next week as last week before shut down order goes into effect. Only non-essentials I can identify are salons and barber shops.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (ZLI7S)
never used for a project I thought had a mold situation. I guess I need
to put them on ebay and let the bidding begin.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM
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Honest question: Can auctions during shortages ever be considered gouging?
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (RVcmP)
Don't forget about Typhoid Mary.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (YT5Rb)
Posted by: runner at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Uncle Bodies at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (rpxSz)
The man on the street they interviewed was either a sort of ugly woman with thinning long blonde hair and an adams apple and a really deep voice, or not.
NTTIAWT.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: at April 03, 2020 06:04 PM (C+evo)
Leave Acosta and Alcindor out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:06 PM (iJVGX)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (s9Eo8)
I've always figured its a CYA thing, at least in some cases (antibiotics, both otc and prescriptions, asthma meds). CYA being CYA the practice got extended to all meds (NSAIDS, etc).
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (o3+fQ)
Tetracycline goes TOXIC, iirc.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (WDPb/)
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Yeah, that's the biggie IIRC. Most of your OTC meds just lose a bit of potency as do the vast majority of prescription meds. I have albuterol inhalers that are a couple of years out of expiration that seem like they still work well enough.
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)
Honestly, Trudeau didn't start taking the threat to Canuckistan seriously until his wife got it. By then it was too late.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2020 05:48 PM (nRNOc)
And China was going to send them masks, not sure if they have yet, and Trudeau said he would be sure they weren't defective, like everything china is sending out to other countries.
But China is great!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (RVcmP)
Because the Mocha Messiah screwed the pooch, and failed to replenish the N95 mask supply after H1N1.
Acosta = asshole.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (iJVGX)
That is an upside. Defeat facial recognition.
Posted by: 🐧 at April 03, 2020 06:08 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: db at April 03, 2020 06:09 PM (XUvmW)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 03, 2020 06:10 PM (6/uwW)
Trump handles him well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2020 06:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: irright at April 03, 2020 05:44 PM (RVcmP)
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Now that, my friend, is Heloise-Helpful-Hints worthy!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 03, 2020 06:12 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2020 05:55 PM (85Gof)
lol
Even underwear would work
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (s9Eo8)
I think Gov. Parsons is announcing that today for MO at 5p.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:01
---------------------------------
And it's not a well kept secret. Grocery stores are getting slammed today in my city.
Funny thing is looking at lists of essentials businesses it appears it will be same next week as last week before shut down order goes into effect. Only non-essentials I can identify are salons and barber shops.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 06:05 PM (Dhht7)
I was just trying to order for pickup from Walmart and I can't pick a date because there are no times available for 2 days. They don't offer any times past 2 days.
Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (/oG9s)
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:14 PM (11H2y)
I've always figured its a CYA thing, at least in some cases (antibiotics, both otc and prescriptions, asthma meds). CYA being CYA the practice got extended to all meds (NSAIDS, etc).
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:01 PM (o3+fQ)
Tetracycline goes TOXIC, iirc.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2020 06:03 PM (WDPb/)
======
Yeah, that's the biggie IIRC. Most of your OTC meds just lose a bit of potency as do the vast majority of prescription meds. I have albuterol inhalers that are a couple of years out of expiration that seem like they still work well enough.
Posted by: Jackal at April 03, 2020 06:07 PM (o3+fQ)
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Everyone picks a set period like a year, or two years. They test the product for that length of time plus a little more. If it is still good, they say enough, take off 10-25%, and slap an expiration date on it.
Testing it until it goes bad is expensive. And what if they get it wrong?
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 06:15 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Jhqq9)
lol
Even underwear would work
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 03, 2020 06:13 PM (8fB/R)
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Underwear if properly chosen, would definitely help with maintaining social distancing.
Posted by: rd at April 03, 2020 06:18 PM (+0uDE)
Somewhere in quiet anonymity, peculiar men are rejoicing in the advent of the lace panty mask.
Posted by: some guy out west at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (Jhqq9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2020 06:19 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 03, 2020 06:24 PM (aS1PU)
There are masks for this? I get the paper bag. Hadn't seen the masks though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 03, 2020 06:25 PM (6eEQ+)
This is bullshit and it's getting worse every day.
I've had more than enough of it.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 03, 2020 05:49 PM (jWe5r)
You will have more of it.
Posted by: Zod at April 03, 2020 06:27 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: DaveA at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: vivi at April 03, 2020 06:28 PM (11H2y)
They really have no clue how this country works.
Posted by: ghbucky at April 03, 2020 06:34 PM (s9Eo8)
About a mile from me is Harmac Paper Mill.
It makes a special paper used in masks.
Could someone tell President Trump that we'll keep sending the paper to 3M if 3M is allowed to sell us N95s.
Please.
Posted by: Bruce at April 03, 2020 06:37 PM (ty4oL)
They really have no clue how this country works.
Posted by: ghbucky
They're used to commie countries. In commie countries, the head guy runs shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 03, 2020 06:38 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Splunge at April 03, 2020 06:40 PM (dOV9E)
Well rumors are Missouri Governor going to announce at 5p he's shutting down state today. Not sure of effective date.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 03, 2020 05:40 PM
"The order goes into effect 12:01 a.m. April 6. The enforcement of social distancing will be effective immediately.
The state order will go into effect 12:01 April 6, and remain in effect until 11:59 p.p. Friday, April 24 unless it is extended by Williams. The Kirksville order will remain effective until the same time. The City Council will meet at 5 p.m. April 24 to determine if the order should be extended."
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