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Rachel Maddow: There Is No Way the Navy Hospital Ships Will be in NYC and LA in a Week. "That's Just Nonsense."
Reality: One Week Later, the USS Comfort and Mercy Arrive in NYC and LA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 30, 2020
Going to be a hard image to beat. pic.twitter.com/huXp4LFWjM
— Mr Wizard (@JeterMike) March 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Posted by: Spuds at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (zcyu4)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (dQF3z)
Ooh! My pleasure!
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
First and front-page credit. Now you are just showing off.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (KnJdm)
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Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (Tnijr)
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(psstt...I think he has gender issues.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Ss+mY)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (MRjKr)
I would not want to go to a hospital that was built in a week.
Ditto. Beats dying in your living room, though.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (T6t7i)
Helicopter carriers are set up for mass casualty events.
So, LHA's and such could also be pressed into service for this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (4fX4B)
"Managia la miseria!"
- - Zombie Antonin Scalia
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: brother earl oafari scratchbuttinson at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (NrKrP)
On the other coast, the "leadership" there appeared appreciative but you know that they intend to dump the non-paying indigents on board that ship. It will be filled with druggies, illegal aliens and welfare deadbeats in short order.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Prestige Worldwide...wide...wide... at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
She and Brains from "Thunderbirds" were separated at birth. But she definitely has not a brain in her giant cashew cranium.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (pS94+)
Are we talking tents?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Qf83p)
The Javitts Center? They set up 4 field hospitals inside a huge convention center. Probably used some sort of tent like materials in the construction, yes. But I mean, it's inside a large, air conditioned place, and presumably is up to par as far as hospitals go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (ZkXld)
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But her high school pic, when she was still blond, was nice. She's almost unrecognizable now.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: The MSM at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (P1f+c)
One of the big reasons the President pulled the trigger on being able to callback Reservists?
To Man these things.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (4fX4B)
Ever see the movie "Soylent Green?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (v0R5T)
She can't even thank him -- she snarks that it should have been there last week.
Yeah, you really care about saving lives, huh? More interested in winning an argument than saying AWESOME, THE PEOPLE OF NYC ARE THANNKFUL!!
Also, she throws in:"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."
Maddow is asshoe!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Fake Journalist with a cashew shaped head at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (lwiT4)
Unless I have it backwards, and they'll be moving "general population" patients to the temporary hospitals to make the regular ones COVID-only - but that doesn't make sense obviously.
And NGU didn't answer - that I saw - my question about the hospital ships being for non-COVID patients, to free up hospital room to deal with the crisis, but a commenter said it was the case.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
If it gets really worse?
Helicopter carriers are set up for mass casualty events.
So, LHA's and such could also be pressed into service for this.
Isn't it remarkable that the military the left loves to hate is the entity everyone wants around when the going gets rough.
Tommy Atkins, white courtesy phone.
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/tommy.html
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (4fX4B)
Two disease ships go to a Red State.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Aaaaahhhhh.
::nods sagely::
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: pep
Good call.
I think it's just a re-badged Magic Wand.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (ZkXld)
Yup, the tents are not there because of the weather, but to contain any potential virus to the tents.
You know, instead of having it spread all over HUGE stadiums?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: The Dutchman at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (iQmdl)
One of my best nurses is on the Mercy. She did great in Gitmo. She will whip that hive of scum into shape. Count on it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: The Dutchman at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (iQmdl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Brian at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (7q/rL)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (p9Acv)
Posted by: Tater Stelter at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (y0S2P)
be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely
rewarded."
Weather forecasters would be a close second, except they don't get paid nearly as much.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (Mm4NK)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (miJU3)
Yes, yes, been busy gallivanting around the last few months.
Good to see you and everyone else!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (90T4r)
She has an aversion to Deez...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (pS94+)
Beautiful. Trump tweeted her.
There's no way that sighing, sulking, slouching, huffing, snarking bitch can claim she didn't see this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (0W8An)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (DMUuz)
Bad ju-ju, IMHO.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (pS94+)
I wonder if it still has that "glass" ceiling that was supposed to shatter when her victory was announced.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (y0S2P)
I Really want to know which ones.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (90T4r)
The imagery of the Javits facility looked like specialized care stalls being set up (soft walls, partitions), gotta be for COVID.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Samson at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (rpxSz)
How would you like to go to a hospital that was built in a couple days. In a tent. In the middle of Central Park?
Things I never thought I'd see.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)
yes i answered. yes the Mercy and Comfort are ONLY for non covid patients. HOWEVER I am not sure how they will be able to keep either ship Covid free. I was against sending both ships. Yes send the Med Units to field hospitals but not the ships. The under over at my HQ is 7 days till they are infected.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Zombie Pinochet at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)
Wasn't there a cruise line that recently said they could turn some of their ships into floating hospitals?
Posted by: Beartooth
It'll take more than Covid to get me on a Carnival ship.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (T6t7i)
She can't even thank him -- she snarks that it should have been there last week.
Yeah, you really care about saving lives, huh? More interested in winning an argument than saying AWESOME, THE PEOPLE OF NYC ARE THANNKFUL!!
Also, she throws in:"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."
Maddow is asshoe!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (bDqIh)
Was that the same week Biden called it the "Luhan" virus?
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (8ZIFI)
>>I would not want to go to a hospital that was built in a week.
How would you like to go to a hospital that was built in a couple days. In a tent. In the middle of Central Park?
Things I never thought I'd see.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't think I would care if it was in a tent or a back alley, if I really needed care.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (KnJdm)
Well, as you know, Rachael Maddow has a PhD in Naval Deployment Strategies
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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No no no, that was NAVEL Deployment Strategies. Different thing altogether.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (0W8An)
How would you like to go to a hospital that was built in a couple days. In a tent. In the middle of Central Park?
Things I never thought I'd see.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)
I think of the soldiers and Marines who had to endure a hell of a lot worse with shrapnel and bullets whizzing by their heads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:41 PM (90T4r)
Into a macadamia?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (ZkXld)
But it has a glass ceiling. So woman doctors will only earn 79% of what the male ones do. Reeee!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Every zombie show has at least one scene with such an improvished field hospital like that being overrun.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (0W8An)
Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (p9Acv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Honestly, the idea that we are going to suddenly need thousands of hospital beds with sick and dying people is kind of ridiculous.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (EZD3+)
Posted by: Brian at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (7q/rL)
Pretty sure they docked it at pier 90, which is where all the yuge cruise ships park.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Pliney at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (nzKWW)
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That is hilarious. Troll level - Supreme Master of the Univers
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (7ZQe3)
You do have it backwards. Javitz and Comfort are non-Wuhan only.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (gd9RK)
Her show is just political theater.
Sucky political theater.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (k4dH2)
Sadly, there are many.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (KylN9)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Death.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Very true. And astronauts get freeze dried food.
Still, never thought I'd see a hospital for civilians in the middle of Central Park for anything short of WWIII.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Madcow is just so earnest. All the time. And so wrong. All the time. It must be exhausting.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (1g7ch)
Thats an excellent point. Hopefully they've built that in to their planning and execution.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (ZkXld)
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That is hilarious. Troll level - Supreme Master of the Univers
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (7ZQe3)
"How does my ass taste now"??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (90T4r)
And I recall your point about infection. Complicated topic, but I think I can imagine methods that could keep the bug out.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (POXG+)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Death.
Posted by: Tonypete
Which one provides the most protein?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (8ZIFI)
Her show is just political theater.
Sucky political theater.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (k4dH2)
Some moron on twitter should tweet this in response to every single one of her tweets.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
I'd be heading for the local Volcano.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
Honestly, the idea that we are going to suddenly need thousands of
hospital beds with sick and dying people is kind of ridiculous.
Maybe. I think you prepare for the worst, though.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)
Sadly, there are many.
___________
Yep, pretty much any government job.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Jair Bolsonaro at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (El6T/)
Not really. Those medical supplies have expiration dates. It takes, under the best of circumstances, a few days to spin her up. Yes the med staff ( at least the core staff) can be there in 24 hours, but the other stuff, a tad longer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (85Gof)
wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded."
Weathermen/women. They can be wrong every single day and still keep their jobs and pensions.
Posted by: shibumi at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
I asked thg hem how many masks and ventilators they made today.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (4fX4B)
I'd gladly get dragged into a tent put up in a day staffed by military medical people.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (1g7ch)
and every dystopian video game has the ruins of one.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (ZCEU2)
wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded."
Economists
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
Good one. Think a long time to come up with that?
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (Cus5s)
That said yeah their sense of entitlement coupled with still hating trump means they can get fucked sideways with Kung Pao Sicken for all I care.
Except the people on Staten Island.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (+dsLj)
wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
________
"Here, hold my credentials." -- Paul Ehrlich
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (El6T/)
I'd be on the Comfort if they would let me, but sigh, they have other plans for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (gd9RK)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
I'll take the one of the opposite sex to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (75OeF)
Yet she makes at least hundreds of dollars every week yammering to brain dead fuckheads like the Crack-Addled Zoo Monkey she is.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (QGTpc)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Death.
Posted by: Tonypete
Which one provides the most protein?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Qf83p)
Take my chances with Maddow.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (90T4r)
Spouting off quickly disproven nonsense is a job requirement at MSNBC.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (puu6v)
U.S. Navy ships, not so much.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (POXG+)
They don't build statues of critics.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (Lhcx9)
wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded."
Weathermen/women. They can be wrong every single day and still keep their jobs and pensions.
Mexican weather girls. How can something so wrong feel so right?
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (H8QX8)
Discuss.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
Which one would make better jerky?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Snake Plisken at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
US not NY looks like the lockdown is mitigating new cases
remember NY and NJ did NOT do lockdown until very late. we were already locked down in PA and they were celebrating St Paddy's Day
their schools were open at least two weeks into when ours were closed
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (j9HX3)
Weather forecasters would be a close second, except they don't get paid nearly as much.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (Mm4NK)
Weather forecasters aren't arrogant, self-important jerks. They're aware of the uncertainty in forecasting. In some cases there's a lot riding on their work (see: Group Captain James Stagg).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (Tnijr)
Which one provides the most protein?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Qf83p)
Take my chances with Maddow.
Posted by: tubal
Are you suggesting lesbians have better marbling?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Hands
Disagree. They are very, very good at the job they are there to do.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (rpxSz)
Maybe you'll get lucky and gun grabbin trish will start her own porn channel.
Posted by: also known as frank at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (/LQkF)
I asked thg hem how many masks and ventilators they made today.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (4fX4B)
He also turned it into a help wanted ad.
300 jobs in RI
and
500 jobs in AZ
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (gJ3Vg)
And an even bigger chance thatm before that happens, it will show her as a fool.
Is the play here just the assumption that her pinhead viewers won't remember anything but the 'Trump Stoopud!' jab and not her own egg-on-face idiocy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (oVJmc)
that's a huge vector
I would say that NY/NJ really didn't participate in the SIP until very very late in the game
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (j9HX3)
wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
________
"Here, hold my credentials." -- Paul Ehrlich
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)
You rang?
Posted by: Mini Paul Krugman at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ)
I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
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Maddow is chalking it up as a win because Trump missed "next week" by . . . two days.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (0W8An)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: David French at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (MRjKr)
I did, and my prediction for Comfort arriving in NYC was... today!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (naEeR)
Which one provides the most protein?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:45 PM (Qf83p)
Take my chances with Maddow.
Posted by: tubal
Are you suggesting lesbians have better marbling?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (Qf83p)
Heh. No she's a beta nerd. Mike is an alpha, something.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (90T4r)
That's something else that I was thinking. I have lots of time to think lately.
Trump has done a great job of getting the private sector involved and producing. It's pretty amazing.
But maybe even more amazing is he is making government work. Not flawlessly but working better than I can ever remember seeing it work.
They are slashing red tape and mobilizing in an amazing fashion, coordinating between multiple agencies, the private sector and the states and getting stuff done at a dizzying pace.
Turns out having someone in charge with real management experience instead of just another career politician who has never run anything larger than a lemonade stand really matters. Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Did he get kicked in the head or something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (J4rdp)
We need MSM distancing for the next 30 days to stop the spread of the Idiocy Virus.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
_________
At this point, it'll take at least a three-generation worldwide lockdown to stop the spread of the Idiocy Virus.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)
**************
One statistic I dont think I have ever seen was how long the chicom bug takes to kill someone. If there is a long proacted period before death it would be skewing the death rate now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Going On A Cruise Ship at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zombie Nostradamus at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (Ss+mY)
Posted by: also known as frank at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (/LQkF)
big bad boy afraid widdle Trish is going to take his gun ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Rachel Madow at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (J4rdp)
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
______________
Nope, didn't need to. Have had to deal with far too many of them in my career. No matter how inept, incompetent, rude, corrupt, stupid, smelly, psychotic, whatever, they never get fired.
That's not to say there are not good government employees, because there are. But there are far too many horrible ones, and they are the ones I tend to remember.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (UelFE)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM
But there isn't one in the 2 choices
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (MRjKr)
As JackStraw said: "I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded."
Mmmmmmmmmm, politics?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ
Hi alex. Well, mine. Oh, about this 'Rona virus? Nah, I'm too much a Predestinarian for predictions. The old " if your born to drown, you can't be hanged" view of life.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg)
Air Pinochet: Call me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (UelFE)
Posted by: REDACTED at March
she said she though that was something that Trump should do with an executive order.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (HALdu)
===
JackStraw is assuming facts not in evidence!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: dagny
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But if Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, and Jules Munshin get one look at Maddow, they'll decide to stay on the ship!
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (SchxB)
-
Wait, the "help won't arrive in time so we shouldn't try" approach?
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (a2+h/)
U.S. Navy ships, not so much.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)
Hmm. She strikes me as a either navy lady or a WNBA player. She'd probably be better at both than she is at whatever it is she does.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (MRjKr)
Can you imagine being on that desert island with That??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (90T4r)
Nate Silver?
538.com uses snazzy modeling to make predictions that are consistently wrong. But the Kool Kidz don't care 538.com is consistently wrong because they use snazzy modeling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (7rVsF)
Uhhh? Why are celebrities considered helpful just by Instagramming advice to stay home and wash your hands (gee, thanks, couldn't get that info elsewhere), while Lindell and the other CEOs stepped up and did something tangible with their companies - saving lives and saving jobs.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (bDqIh)
It's been reported (I know, I know) several places that people tend to stabilize after about a week and then it tamps down or becomes serious.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:50 PM (XhWtx)
It accomplishes two things: it gives the president authority to cause things to happen that otherwise would be clogged up in bureaucracy and it makes it understandable to the public.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (75OeF)
120 Fuck these fucking people who criticize people who move mountains and they can't even change a flat fucking tire.
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (POXG+)
They don't build statues of critics.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (Lhcx9)
This and This!
Juan Williams and Rachel Maddow.... can you produce anything but fear and hot air?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (J4rdp)
Honestly, could you blame them?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (8ZIFI)
I mean a "if you done fucked up you're out of a job, Bob" sort of anal probe.
CDC, FDA, NIH, all of them who've had anything whatsoever to do with the Chinavirus response.
Give it to a select commission of hardass private sector auditors/accounting firms, and tell them to seek and destroy. Maybe make it a bounty system - - they get paid by the scalp, and the GS rating of those they catch red-handed.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (NiXyF)
I did say right at the beginning of the shutdown that this could be Trump's moment to shine. This is what he does.
I'll ride with that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (TSwkj)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (r6GXX)
Meteorologists.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (cWLG9)
employees, because there are. But there are far too many horrible ones,
and they are the ones I tend to remember.
Posted by: TrivialPursue
But that's not what you said. I too have known many horrible ones. I've also known many who any private company would be blessed to have.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (T6t7i)
Well guess it shut her up for awhile
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Rachel Madcow - President and Member of the Hair Club for Men at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (HALdu)
and he did it , right ?
RIGHT ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (4thlk)
Say, what are Antifa and BLM doing to help people through this? Anyone heard from them recently?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (7rVsF)
Annnddddd
One of the big reasons the President pulled the trigger on being able to callback Reservists?
To Man these things.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
You would almost think that the Dept. of Defense and the Dept. of Homeland Security have some contingency plans in their file cabinets that they take out, review, and update every now and again. I mean, it's almost like when asked "What can you do?" they say "Mr. President, we can move these assets in this time; if we do this call up now we can get these assets in this time, etc."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (qM84C)
Meteorologists.
Economists.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM
But there isn't one in the 2 choices
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)
If Mike is a Mike
and
Madcow is a cow
I'll take the cow.
and I don't have the disgust of a thousand suns for Madcow. I want Mike in a dungeon.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (Ss+mY)
Maybe harsh, but I think she might be more useful as bait.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (SchxB)
Ducey being douchey. Good thing I went 4-wheeling today with friends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (miJU3)
Someone on twitter made a version of racial maddow's saying her lies in this clip wearing clown makeup.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (TSwkj)
Posted by: Rachel Madcow - President and Member of the Hair Club for Men
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I have it on good authority that it's the Marie Celeste with a paint job.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (lcxuD)
I sure hope Trump will queue up a ginormous, top-to-bottom review/anal probe of the FedGov's entire response to the Chinavirus.
I would start with CDC.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (T6t7i)
Postponed for now, due to coronavirus and our Dear Leader in Richmond, but mostly Dear Leader. We Virginians are under house arrest until June 10. We are working on getting a new date for the venue and will update as soon as we can. See the sidebar for details.
In other news, I've finished the Cadbury mini eggs and have moved on to the Dove dark chocolate eggs.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (K22Va)
Stock market analysts. Economists. Climate "scientists". Builders of the USDA Food Pyramid. Every CEO seems to be immune, too. And teachers are the worst, because they actually teach all of it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (OiC69)
I'll take the cow.
and I don't have the disgust of a thousand suns for Madcow. I want Mike in a dungeon.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (75OeF)
Yo ould likely find Mike under a bridge somewhere.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (90T4r)
Bet they just let him go.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (qM84C)
US not NY looks like the lockdown is mitigating new cases
remember NY and NJ did NOT do lockdown until very late. we were
already locked down in PA and they were celebrating St Paddy's Day
their schools were open at least two weeks into when ours were closed" Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
thanks ... good idea, and good observation. half the deaths were NY alone. Each large population center is probably its own curve ... except asymptomatic infected carriers are fleeing their own city and going to infect other places.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (EZzPE)
Posted by: Rachel! at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (I2/tG)
RIGHT ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March
which means? huh? you know I wrote that in english?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (HALdu)
I have donated to them in the past, and will do so again.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (k4dH2)
To Man these things.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
Well no not really. Yes we have Reservists on both Ships, but they are still mostly manned by the Active Duty Staff from Portsmouth and San Diego. The Reservists are being MOBed to man the anticipated Field Hospitals we think will be necessary.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx)
Someone has posted before that she was quite pretty in college. Long, blond hair.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (r6GXX)
Comfort was in the middle of some routine maintenance that was supposed to take another few weeks to finish.
So they worked faster and finished it sooner.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (ZkXld)
Sad NoVaMoMe update:
Postponed for now, due to coronavirus and our Dear Leader in Richmond, but mostly Dear Leader.
Bummer. I know it's a huge amount of work to put this together, and now it'll be that much more. Thanks for being in charge.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (t+qrx)
Very cool. You got one more shot tomorrow, make the most of it. I'll be working.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (SchxB)
The only things Rachel Maddow knows about are cunnilingus and analingus.
U.S. Navy ships, not so much.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)
_________
I can see the next Dem POTUS naming a couple of new U.S. Navy ships the Cunnilingus and Analingus.
/four years ago that would have been dismissed as impossible hyperbole, but not today ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (WqPYg)
He was probably hoping for a Washington church choir situation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (I2/tG)
Postponed for now, due to coronavirus and our Dear Leader in Richmond, but mostly Dear Leader.
So we all need to lower our assless chaps to half-mast?
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (NiXyF)
... The flu is being compared to war and I suppose it could be that kind of effort required. ...
Posted by: Eromero
Loose lips sink ships.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)
Sigh.
I walked 6.2 miles then at an entire bag of cinnamon sugared pita crisps. They weren't even good. It was a storm of sugar AND gluten.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (4fX4B)
Meteorologists.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (cWLG9)
Whores
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)
250 Maddow looks like she was grown in a sci-fi tank farm
Someone has posted before that she was quite pretty in college. Long, blond hair.
Posted by: t-bird at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (OiC69)
Progressivism is a helluva drug.
Posted by: Rick James at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (POXG+)
Postponed for now, due to coronavirus and our Dear Leader in Richmond, but mostly Dear Leader. We Virginians are under house arrest until June 10.
Posted by: bluebell
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Bummer! I'll cancel the dancing girls. Pretty sure I can get the deposit back.
Thanks for your hard work (Weasel too!).
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (JKNZq)
The propaganda organs are gonna propaganda, even when propaganda hurts the propagandists.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (puu6v)
Nate Silver?
538.com uses snazzy modeling to make predictions that are
consistently wrong. But the Kool Kidz don't care 538.com is consistently
wrong because they use snazzy modeling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (7rVsF)
And present their wrongness using spiffy, eye-popping charts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: USS Yorktown at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (T6t7i)
US Yellow Peril cases (tested pos.): 140,904
US Yellow Peril case deaths (pos. test): 2,405
US Yellow Peril death rate: 1.71 percent.
US Flu cases total specimens tested: 1,287,072
US Flu cases (tested pos.): 284,840
US Flu cases (percent testing pos.) 22.13
US Flu case deaths (pos. test): 24,000
US Flu death rate: 8.42 percent of people testing pos.
I rely only on documented CDC Numbers (which are updated at 4 pm Eastern every week day), which are for cases testing positive for the virus, not "estimates" of 30 million cases here/40 million cases there for the "regular" flu. Estimates are worthless IMHO. YMMV.
Why the shocking disparity in lethality between the regular flu and the Yellow Peril? 8.42 v. 1.71 percent.
The Kung Flu is just a new cold virus that doesn't hit kids for some reason. The regular flu is influenza, which is worse than a cold.
Back to your regular programming.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (QGTpc)
Thank you for everything you did to organize the NOVA Mome.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:03 PM (HALdu)
As JackStraw said: "I've never seen another profession where people can
be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely
rewarded."
Meteorologists.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (cWLG9)
Whores
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Drive-thru people.
Posted by: Leo at March 30, 2020 08:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
So a ship crewed in the finest naval tradition!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 30, 2020 08:03 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We've just thrown fucking phrasing right out the window, haven't we?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (QGTpc)
As JackStraw said: "I've never seen another profession where people can
be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely
rewarded."
Meteorologists.
Posted by: rickb223 at March
were it not for the hugely rewarded thing you could have said economists
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:59 PM (HALdu)
not really
222 she said she though that was something that Trump should do with an executive order.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (HALdu)
reads more like a Bidenism to me
thanks for playing, Joe !
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (rpxSz)
It will be filled with druggies, illegal aliens and welfare deadbeats in short order.
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
So a ship crewed in the finest naval tradition!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
No, the sodomites are underrepresented.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (T6t7i)
US Yellow Peril cases (tested pos.): 140,904
US Yellow Peril case deaths (pos. test): 2,405
US Yellow Peril death rate: 1.71 percent.
US Flu cases total specimens tested: 1,287,072
US Flu cases (tested pos.): 284,840
US Flu cases (percent testing pos.) 22.13
US Flu case deaths (pos. test): 24,000
US Flu death rate: 8.42 percent of people testing pos.
I rely only on documented CDC Numbers (which are updated at 4 pm Eastern every week day), which are for cases testing positive for the virus, not "estimates" of 30 million cases here/40 million cases there for the "regular" flu. Estimates are worthless IMHO. YMMV.
Why the shocking disparity in lethality between the regular flu and the Yellow Peril? 8.42 v. 1.71 percent.
The Kung Flu is just a new cold virus that doesn't hit kids for some reason. The regular flu is influenza, which is worse than a cold.
Back to your regular programming.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2020 08:02 PM (QGTpc)
Come around here, swinging your facts and statistics!!! No way to foment hysteria, dude.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM
Let's not be too hasty here.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mongo at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (4fX4B)
Fuck Coonman with a 2in branch off of a tickle tongue tree.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
You're probably okay, Bob, as long as you haven't doxxed Q.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Postponed for now, due to coronavirus and our Dear Leader in Richmond, but mostly Dear Leader. We Virginians are under house arrest until June 10. We are working on getting a new date for the venue and will update as soon as we can. See the sidebar for details.
In other news, I've finished the Cadbury mini eggs and have moved on to the Dove dark chocolate eggs.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/669Q)
That sucks. Bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
thanks for playing, Joe !
Posted by: REDACTED at March
I guess if you speak biden then that makes sense.
keep working at it.
you are going to get there. maybe.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:06 PM (HALdu)
I think Dicktator for Life Coonman was really using the Covid thing as an excuse to make sure 100 Morons did not get a chance to congregate in NoVA!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
217 Was there *any* logic involved in Madcow not thinking Comfort could
get there in a week? Like the reported top speed is not the actual top
speed? Or running above the top speed reduces the life of the engines?
Or was it just standard TDS?
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (r6GXX)
Comfort was in the middle of some routine maintenance that was supposed to take another few weeks to finish.
So they worked faster and finished it sooner.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (ZkXld)
Refits suck, the ship is torn apart, and all the maintenance that could not get done underway is done. They likely had a huge laundry list of items to repair, that list got slashed, and they put everything back together.
I have no doubt that the crew and yard humped ass to get this to NYC way ahead of schedule. Madcow is a turd.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (KnJdm)
Agreed, been following those numbers, too.
There may have been some genuine panic early due to what was reported in the Radio Free Asia article ace linked earlier, but it is hard to square what is being learned now with the (over)reaction we are seeing now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:05 PM (90T4r)
Be they big, or be they small,
They ain't no fuckin' use at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (miJU3)
It will be filled with druggies, illegal aliens and welfare deadbeats in short order.
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
So a ship crewed in the finest naval tradition!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
No, the sodomites are underrepresented.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (T6t7i)
Yeah, those jokes are just fucking hilarious to those of us who served this nation at Sea.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (NgKpN)
Yawn. That's a load of horseshit.
Polls lie this far out. In 2016 they lied the whole time.
Go troll elsewhere. We don't even discuss this stuff with shitweasels.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (PUmDY)
Christians spend their own money to help strangers in need.
Planned Parenthood continues to murder children using tax dollars stolen from you.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:08 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 08:08 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, come on. You guys can all get married now, what are you complaining about?
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: REDACTED at March
Rachel Maddow / Trish Regan
Tomato tomato
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (gd9RK)
It's not the same, Bander. We all know what the 'mystery' meat is.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/669Q)
I discovered, by accident, the lemon Kit Kats. I'm not even trying to keep my weight down at this time.
Posted by: April at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (EZzPE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (85Gof)
Not in Maddow...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (T6t7i)
You're not very good at this sockpuppet thing, are you?
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (kOpft)
Probably mentioned in an earlier thread, AZ is under "Stay at Home" order starting tomorrow until April 30th.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 07:54 PM (SchxB)
Ducey being douchey. Good thing I went 4-wheeling today with friends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (miJU3)
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I'm livid about this. I'm an independent contractor medical courier for the VA in Northern AZ -- so considered an essential employee.
Just read Ducey's order and at least it has this caveat: "No person shall be required to provide documentation or proof of their activities to justify their activities under this order." So basically, we liberty-loving Arizonans can still respond with a "lolgf" without fear of going to the camps ... for now.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM
Nah.
Posted by: Michael A., representing Stormy D. at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (DMUuz)
Just because semen makes you puke, you have no right to puke it here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (miJU3)
Don't forget, CoVid-19 has always been the MacGuffin.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (uYQjf)
The poll also shows Trump's job approval at a decent 48%.
The same poll says that Bernie would get 53% of the vote, if he were to be nominated.
enough said.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 08:04 PM (gd9RK)
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No gatherings of 10 or more people, in public or private. No going anywhere except to get food or medical services or work travel or to care for family members.
$2500 fine and up to a year in jail.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)
I... I... I broke down and bought a package of Vienna fingers. I was deranged by my isolation
*sobs bitterly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (a2+h/)
That's ludicrous. How Trump is perceived as handling this virus (I am loathe to call it a "crisis") almost universally is agreed to determine whether he wins or loses come November. It's why the Left has been screaming and screeching about any progress such as prophylactic drugs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (puu6v)
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Samaritan's Purse seems to be a great organization. I met some of their people when they were here working tornado relief. My brother has a good friend who volunteers with them. He built out an expensive trailer with generators, chainsaws, and all sorts of other tools. He said Samaritan's Purse has a very sophisticated logistics system to deploy him where he can be most useful.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)
According to Hillary, we're deplorables, not people.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:12 PM (T6t7i)
... The flu is being compared to war and I suppose it could be that kind of effort required. ...
Posted by: Eromero
Loose lips sink ships.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)
Batten down the hatches!!
Posted by: Pamela Anderson at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Rachel Madcow - President and Member of the Hair Club for Men
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I have it on good authority that it's the Marie Celeste with a paint job."
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Actually she's the tanker SS ROSE CITY with a lot more than a paint job.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (uaAdn)
They're still lying.
__________________
It's what they do. Those f*ckers need to be made to pay in the worst way for doing this. Not just creating the virus, which they almost surely did, but also for deliberately lying about its contagious nature, and for deliberately allowing it to spread around the globe. They could have quarantined Wuhan once they saw what was happening there, but they made a calculated choice to allow infected Chinese to get on flights and come here (and other places), because they wanted to damage us.
We need to recognize that this is war and they are the enemy, and we need to treat them like the enemy they are.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (k4dH2)
No gatherings of 10 or more people, in public or private. No going anywhere except to get food or medical services or work travel or to care for family members.
$2500 fine and up to a year in jail.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
Just say you're an illegal alien.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM
Are these being consumed in ascending or descending order of preference?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
Hum? Up to a year in Jail, or locked in the House with my wife?
Kinda like your money or your life?
I gotta ponder this one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (85Gof)
Huh? Wha?
Governor Lepetomane was far more coherent than I am!
Posted by: Slow Joe! at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:06 PM (BiNEL)
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Well, it's going to happen sooner or later because there is NO WAY we are going to cancel this thing outright. NO. WAY.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (/669Q)
maintenance that could not get done underway is done. They likely had a
huge laundry list of items to repair, that list got slashed, and they
put everything back together.
I have no doubt that the crew and yard humped ass to get this to NYC way ahead of schedule. Madcow is a turd.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (KnJdm)
I.E., USS Yorktown between Coral Sea and Midway. It wasn't pretty and it wasn't complete, but they got her underway and able to fight. And it still took everything the Japanese had to take her down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (yTd+z)
Don't forget, CoVid-19 has always been the MacGuffin.
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (uYQjf)
2 for 21 yuan at the Wuhan McDonalds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
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How is this even legal?
I bet they're sad that huge 2nd Amendment rally occurred before The 'Rona.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
New Yorkers who are friends of mine are grateful.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (DMUuz)
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Availability. I ran out of the Cadbury ones yesterday and purchased the Dove ones today at the grocery store. I've given up all pretense of saying they're for the children.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (/669Q)
How about global Warming and using all this aircraft to evacuate Americans from overseas and shipping supplies to where they are needed ??? Such as New York Governor Cuomo and his fight on Global Warming???
How about Open borders Governor Cuomo ????
So much for the "Green New Deal" Crap............
And Trump is the idiot..... Pot calling the Kettle Black
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (PUmDY)
I... I... I broke down and bought a package of Vienna fingers. I was deranged by my isolation
*sobs bitterly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (7rVsF)
You're weak. WEAK!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, come on. You guys can all get married now, what are you complaining about?
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:09 PM (BAsqb)
Hmm.... lets see.
So my Father was Gay.
I'm Gay.
And my Son is Gay?
Sorry, this is just fucking old.
How would you like to be personally insulted for serving your Nation?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
$2500 fine and up to a year in jail.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
In VA, sure. Not in an embassy of the government-in-exile of Peruvia.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (uYQjf)
I have absolutely nothing to contribute on this beyond boosting the comment count.
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (8erNz)
Just like the rest of us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (/669Q)
If we could just get politicians to follow suit...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (NWiLs)
One of the big reasons the President pulled the trigger on being able to callback Reservists?
To Man these things.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (NgKpN)
Win-win!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
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How is this even legal?
I bet they're sad that huge 2nd Amendment rally occurred before The 'Rona.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yeah, I'm hoping that the ACLU or someone is getting ready to swoop in to action with a really good plaintiff after all of this is done.
I'm all for the recommendations we social distance and work from home. But this sheltering in place shit ... it's making me a bit nervous, to be honest. From a legal perspective.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (ZkXld)
I'm completely shocked that he fired back at her what a crock of bullshit she was spewing.
Here we are, hoping my husband doesn't have to layoff his employees, and his idiot big sis who lives off a VERY nice NYC pension plan, and she's married to a well-off prog dentist with bad teeth, lecturing the rest of us rubes.
I told him I would have told her to get fucked. But that's just me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
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I'm beginning to feel like Julian Assange in the Ecuadorian embassy.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (a2+h/)
The number of ships that actually sailed to serious work with massive amounts of shit undone is almost uncountable.
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (8erNz)
We need Rods from Gods to take the whole place out.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (4fX4B)
New cases in my county of a third of million, the last four days:
10, 5, 3, 1.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM (I2/tG)
New Yorkers on the way!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM (/669Q)
Well, let's see. The oil market is tanked, and now Wuhan lung aids means I don't know when I'll work next.
Let's see... Sixty a week on groceries, thirty five on gas...
Throw in a coffee and we'll call it one hundred, so 5200 per year. My gas to VA would be a couple hundred, 2500 makes 2700.
Can I pay my bills online from jail?
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (a2+h/)
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I'm putting this right here so I can tell Weasel to come and look.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)
Egret, possibly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (uYQjf)
I thought that too but eh it makes sense. There's a shitload of people there. Where I'm at not nearly as much. We won't need it either our numbers are going up fairly slowly. Also unless they can sail that monster up the Missouri river it won't get here anyway.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (j3npP)
Let's impeach Trump over the COVID 19 Scandal too Nancy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (qM84C)
"Yeah, I'm hoping that the ACLU or someone is getting ready to swoop in to action with a really good plaintiff after all of this is done."
The ACLU has transitioned fully away from civil liberties to left-wing causes and positions, even those that impinge on civil liberties.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)
Egret, possibly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Terror Bird??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (90T4r)
We need Rods from Gods to take the whole place out.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
The secret is to go a bit overboard with the Sechuan peppers. Really compliments the unique taste of bat well.
And definitely go all in on the wings! That's the best part. A bit chewy, but well worth it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: at March
how did you notice that?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: eggy at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (ykYG2)
Bluebell - so a mountop retreat in a undisclosed location is out.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? BERCHTESGADEN!!!
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY)
When my sons went to college I bought them chocolate Easter rabbits. I
ate them. Told them. Made them feel like everything was normal and
stable.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (4fX4B)
Lol. I'll still make my son and my foreign sons Easter baskets. I'll have to ship to the Sri Lankan at UGA, and have son deliver to the Zimbabwean at his local university.
And YAY! Son's girlfriend's boss tested negative for Bat Soup Flu. So son is out of self-quarantine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
I checked. Camp David is already booked
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY)
A type of weasel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Rachel Madeow should be eaten by rats.
Right Fucking Now.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (d6mdH)
The ACLU has transitioned fully away from civil liberties to left-wing causes and positions, even those that impinge on civil liberties.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March
they are not even absolute free speech advocates any more, has to be something they agree with.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
That may be true, but their elected officials are the ones communicating to the nation.
And they are NOT grateful, rather they are telling each other how great they are, and how New York is better than everyone else.
Compare to California, where the Governor seems genuinely grateful to the Country while the Los Angeles Mayor was zipping down Newsom's fly to show his gratitude.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)
Egret, possibly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus
Egrets I've had a few but then again to few to mention.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
And definitely go all in on the wings! That's the best part. A bit chewy, but well worth it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (ZkXld)
SRIRACHA FTW!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
I checked. Camp David is already booked
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:19 PM (85Gof)
Galt's Gulch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (rpxSz)
Excellent idea!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (KXX3K)
Still, I'm way bummed, and looking to take it out on some snarkworthy target.
(More bummed about the MoMe postponement than I am of the shoulder surgery, which maybe tells you something about how many times I've been in the body shop the past couple of decades. Wanna see my scars?)
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (NiXyF)
*sobs bitterly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:11 PM
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You're weak. WEAK!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:15 PM
Isn't the exhortation now "Be better"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (DMUuz)
Next time some cocksucker tells you the president wasn't taking the chinese flu seriously, remind them Fake News SPENT A FUCKING WEEK telling it wasn't a chinese flu and it wasn't nice to call it a chinese flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (TSwkj)
I had a chicken sandwich once in Fresno.....
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus
Egrets I've had a few but then again to few to mention.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
NO EGERTS
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (a2+h/)
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I'm putting this right here so I can tell Weasel to come and look.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (/669Q)
Nope. This moves all the pressure to Texas in the Fall.
High hats and narrow collars, white spats and narrow collars.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Rats everywhere at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (0tfFU)
Posted by: Edith Piaf at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)
The betting markets tell the tale. Biden went ahead briefly in March, and now he is falling further and further behind. Biden is toast.
Now I'm through engaging concern trolls, because we aren't concerned.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (puu6v)
Bluebell - so a mountop retreat in a undisclosed location is out.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Camp 6 on K2. Should be safe there.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
Believe me, it is not the same!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (Lhcx9)
And they are NOT grateful, rather they are telling each other how great they are, and how New York is better than everyone else.
Compare to California, where the Governor seems genuinely grateful to the Country while the Los Angeles Mayor was zipping down Newsom's fly to show his gratitude.
Posted by: at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (uYQjf)
DeBlasio is an idiot, and an asshole. And Cuomo and deblasio don't get along at all.
I would ignore deblasio. Just like everyone else is doing.
Also, Cuomo is being ... about as good to trump as you'd expect someone who wants to run for president as a D to be.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (90T4r)
Naw. It looked pretty placid. It was intently eyeing a patch of reeds; figured it might have been stalking a frog or a turtle.
Saw an osprey or some other kind of fishing hawk take multiple dives into the lake to catch fish, too. Way cool to see. And there were some cardinals, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (miJU3)
Rachel Madeow should be eaten by rats.
Sure, sure, when things are going well, it's "ooh, an icky rat". But when things get sporty, we're everyone's friend.
Posted by: Rats at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (miJU3)
Egret, possibly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus
Egrets I've had a few but then again to few to mention.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: F. Sinatra at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: the gerbil at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (ykYG2)
Now would be a great time for a tweet from Don Trump Jr.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (uYQjf)
Next time some cocksucker tells you the president wasn't taking the chinese flu seriously, remind them Fake News SPENT A FUCKING WEEK telling it wasn't a chinese flu and it wasn't nice to call it a chinese flu.
How about wasting 2+ months on the bogus impeachment crap while Trump was the only Adult in the room..........
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (4fX4B)
I seriously dunno what happened - I assume doggeh was involved
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Gurney Halleck at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (H5knJ)
And they are NOT grateful, rather they are telling each other how great they are, and how New York is better than everyone else.
Compare to California, where the Governor seems genuinely grateful to the Country while the Los Angeles Mayor was zipping down Newsom's fly to show his gratitude.
Posted by: at March
why would they be speaking to someone other than their voters?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (HALdu)
I seriously dunno what happened - I assume doggeh was involved
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)
doggeh watches Maddow?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (rpxSz)
Excellent idea!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (KXX3K)
Sounds like a couple of Nice Quaker grls.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 08:21 PM (gd9RK)
And canes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
My grandfather was in the Army Air Corps and taught judo. He got sand kicked in his face once. Broke the man's arm in return.
So I'm told.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Its been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (32YRo)
ACLU is less than worthless, but this kind of thing is a useful indicator for just how over the line certain things are, and "red flag" laws seem like a law school exercise (not a very sophisticated one) to illustrate the kinds of laws that completely verboten under our legal system and constitution.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (a2+h/)
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I'm putting this right here so I can tell Weasel to come and look.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:17 PM (/669Q)
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Noted!
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (MVjcR)
NEW:
Court records show the wife who fed her husband fish cleaner (poison?) has a history of mental illness (paranoia, depression) and had considered divorcing her husband as far back as 2012.
https://tinyurl.com/uen8zp8
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
And bad mistakes? I've made a few.
Posted by: F. Mercury at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (T6t7i)
If they can't, and our business isn't completely destroyed by the Ching-Chong Virus, maybe we can make it back to Texas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Hey, even I got standards!
Posted by: Gayvin Newsome at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (0tfFU)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
The kids PBS show from the 70s?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (GOcZA)
"they are not even absolute free speech advocates any more, has to be something they agree with."
The ACLU isn't even partial free speech advocates now. They initially came out against hate speech, which was bad enough, and now what constitutes that nebulous bullshit looks like anything apposite to Marxism. It was originally a communist-oriented organization and now has completed the circle.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (qM84C)
we are starting our 3rd week of SIP
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/uen8zp8
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Dum de dum dum...
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
Believe me, it is not the same!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Can you imagine the Morons taking turns talking??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
Believe me, it is not the same!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Can you imagine the Morons taking turns talking??
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (90T4r)
Half of us would have our mics muted the whole time.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
The moment that fish tank cleaner story broke, I bet my left nut it wasn't the couple's first foray into misadventure.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (TSwkj)
NEW:
Court records show the wife who fed her husband fish cleaner
(poison?) has a history of mental illness (paranoia, depression) and had
considered divorcing her husband as far back as 2012.
https://tinyurl.com/uen8zp8
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Let me guess, Trump told her to divorce her husband
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (GOcZA)
We need Rods from Gods to take the whole place out.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Spend a few hours on /pol/ to see they are a demonically possessed peoples and country. The jezebel at a club eating a live chickens breast and heart out with a large crowd filming and cheering had me sold after seeing how they treat dogs.
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (lBCgE)
Yeah, you're going to win with a candidate with mid-stage dementia.
Good luck with that, Skippy.
As Ace noted:
As far being very enthusiastic, 55% of Trump voters say they are, while only 28% of Biden voters say they are.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (c1JKE)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (a2+h/)
I was wearing a three piece Johnny Carson suit.
Damn that thing was heavy.
I could have climbed Everest in it.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:27 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: beefee at March 30, 2020 08:27 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:27 PM (PUmDY)
338 Years ago I was an engineer on a big ass, dirty crude oil tanker when I was told to help a USN engineer survey the vessel. I asked him what was up and he said the Navy was thinking of converting a couple of 100 dwt tankers into hospital ships. My reply was you're sh*tting me, but today that ship is USNS COMFORT.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:27 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:07 PM (90T4r)
My husband's prog siblings and their spawn are doing that every Sunday now. People who don't even celebrate birthdays or anniversaries. Now, suddenly, they want to pretend to care about each other.
I give a hard pass to participating.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: MarkY at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (7M6jj)
NEW:
Court records show the wife who fed her husband fish cleaner (poison?) has a history of mental illness (paranoia, depression) and had considered divorcing her husband as far back as 2012.
https://tinyurl.com/uen8zp8"
The crazy bitch murdered her husband. Because she advanced(?) a left-wing position, she won't be prosecuted.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (GOcZA)
Posted by: James at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 08:24 PM (GOcZA)
Zoom was also a breakfast cereal; the kind you cooked like oatmeal, but it was mixed grains, I think.
Named that, because it made you zoom to the shitter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM
Dude. You're no introvert.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: lemme outta here at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (0tfFU)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (SENHs)
When asked why he chose that date and not the First of June, he replied "Well, the Virginia Republican Primary is on the 9th of June."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
Next time some cocksucker tells you the president wasn't taking the chinese flu seriously, remind them Fake News SPENT A FUCKING WEEK telling it wasn't a chinese flu and it wasn't nice to call it a chinese flu.
____________
And when Trump stopped flights of virus-infected Chinese from coming into the U.S., they called him a raaaaaaacist and said he was over-reacting.
Then they repeated that idiot deBlasio's advice to go out and hug a random Chinese person, to prove they weren't raaaaaacist or afraid of the virus themselves, because the virus really wasn't very contagious!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (k4dH2)
Hope yours is still on.
My cataract surgery for the 9th just got cancelled.
Posted by: MarkY at March 30, 2020 08:28 PM (7M6jj)
Doc said since I had tendon damage, it was medically required or some such verbiage, so I think I'll be okay.
Except for the whole 6 weeks immobilized . . . and then the physical therapy. Other than that, of course.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (a2+h/)
No worries BH.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)
He penetrated her, not just joked about hypotheticals.
Get your pussyhat out, beefeater.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (4fX4B)
People who drink poison don't usually do so for the first time. In other words, people who drink poison do lots of thing dangerous and stupid thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (TSwkj)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (sWM8x)
Thanks!!!!
Posted by: Megan McCain at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Now, class, does everyone remember where NOT to put your dick?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
Right Fucking Now.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 30, 2020 08:20 PM (d6mdH)
Correction, nibbled until done.
Posted by: Caliban at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (PUmDY)
He penetrated her, not just joked about hypotheticals.
Get your pussyhat out, beefeater.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (4fX4B)
But Trump said PUSSY 25 years ago!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Yahoo is running the story of Biden sexually assaulting the staffer Tara Reade.
That means they've made the decision Biden has to go, and soon. Not out of any principle, of course, just for purely partisan political considerations.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
Wait...
I know this one...
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 08:29 PM (SENHs)
Should have stayed at ESPN and dropped all the politics.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (2N7oZ)
Book Reagan, not Dullus.
Weasel and I live in that direction and can push you out toward the sky caps.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Speaking of Rachael the Loser, her shows before the election where she was giddily predicting a Hillary landslide are hilarious.
She spent a whole show gloating, since a poll right before the election said Trump and Hillary were running neck and neck - in South Carolina.
Trump won South Carolina by fifteen points.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (I2/tG)
Then we're unloading the groceries and I'm wiping down all of them. He hands me the zucchini in a plastic bag and I'm like, "How do I wipe those down without getting disinfectant on Zucchini we're going to eat?" He proceeds with a hand gesture on how to wipe them down.
Next time I go alone....
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (RuIsu)
If true, that would be yet another felony charge that can be laid at his feet.
There have been at least eight Constitutional Amendments that dealt with elections. Amendments require a 2/3rd majority in both houses and a super majority of the State legislatures to put into effect.
And he wants to alter elections by fiat.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (lcxuD)
Trump 40
Again, Trump underperforms his job approval.
Posted by: beefy at March 30, 2020 08:25 PM (wY81C)
These are the polls you keep when in a file, so in late November after Trump takes it in a sweep - Gregg shows up to tell you how accurate all the polling was all along...
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (T6t7i)
Question is, how do they crowbar someone else in with no primaries? Because they sure as hell aren't going to let Bernie have it-- he's going to have to do a lot better than all that "Got the next most amount of votes" shit.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)
That means they've made the decision Biden has to go, and soon. Not out of any principle, of course, just for purely partisan political considerations.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (T6t7i)
I am pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: Gov Cuomo at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (z0XD8)
glove to put them in the truck. Of course, putting it on required him
to say guy things to me.
Then we're unloading the groceries and I'm wiping down all of them.
He hands me the zucchini in a plastic bag and I'm like, "How do I wipe
those down without getting disinfectant on Zucchini we're going to eat?"
He proceeds with a hand gesture on how to wipe them down.
I guaran-damn-tee you every guy reading this is laughing.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:34 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Every guy here is saying to himself: "I love it when a plan comes together"
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 30, 2020 08:34 PM (1dJNh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:34 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, but it was gay Spiderman.
Posted by: Robert Schwarz at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (2N7oZ)
---
An early night to be sure.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (lcxuD
Almost 100% assurance that Biden will win, I'm sure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought it was an electrical socket. Yeah, that must be it.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Governors with Unicorns and Glitter Guns at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (aiWhJ)
Because they sure as hell aren't going to let Bernie have it-- he's
going to have to do a lot better than all that "Got the next most amount
of votes" shit.
Fortunately, this is not my problem.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (T6t7i)
July 26, 1988
Dukakis widens lead to 17 points over Bush
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (a2+h/)
Get your pussyhat out, beefeater.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:30 PM (4fX4B)
But Trump said PUSSY 25 years ago!!!!
____________
Trump just talked about grabbing (willing) women's p*ssies.
Biden actually did it. To an unwilling woman.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (k4dH2)
Get out your pussyhat. Joe penetrated a staffer against her will.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: jeff carter at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (bqHI4)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (90T4r)
Mercy, I need Comfort over here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: pep
We are a simple folk, and easily amused.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (T6t7i)
Biden actually did it. To an unwilling woman.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:35 PM (k4dH2)
Stop trying to DISTRACT THE NARRATIVE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________
And Hillary has 2016 in the bag! All the polls show it! Gonna be an early night!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (RuIsu)
Isn't that the norm ???
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Next time you throw the excited zucchini on the counter and chop it in half.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (rpxSz)
He has an opponent who in incapable of speaking for more than seven minutes at a time, who can't even read a script that he's been provided, and who should be in a "memory care" facility, not running for President.
Tell Soros we want a better troll.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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I'm betting every one of the kids on those shows was raped by a producer, turned to drugs, wound up voting democrat, is currently worried about global warming.
BTW, "Electric COMPANY."
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (lcxuD)
Maddow is a disgusting person who tries to instill fear, uncertainty, and doubt.
Her nonsense just makes people upset, but if it somehow brings down Trump, it's all good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: beefy at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (wY81C)
I'm promising tofu in every pot, and Uber. Because you're too stupid to own a car.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)
The wife had significant health issues.
She testified that she had "adrenal gland failure, and steroids and heart medicine are keeping me functioning"
While this shows that she (and maybe her husband) were high risk for COVID-19..
Her familiarity with medication doesn't exactly fit the profile of someone who would mix fish cleaner with soda.
(If you know the regimented type you understand.)
https://tinyurl.com/u3ksmnw
Link goes to the same thread but she puts up a snippet from her deposition(?).
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (RuIsu)]
"Good trolls?"
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (lcxuD)
Hey, don't you remember all those presidential races the Democrat won by 25%?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc)
And you seem quite happy with that.
So, why should anyone take seriously the word of a psychopath?
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (uYQjf)
Because they sure as hell aren't going to let Bernie have it-- he's
going to have to do a lot better than all that "Got the next most amount
of votes" shit.
_________
Use the Wuhan virus as a pretense to cancel the convention and allow only SuperDelegates to choose teh nominee.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo a
Egrets.
I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:23 PM (90T4r)
that's what I meant !
you don't think I meant the boats
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, those jokes are just fucking hilarious to those of us who served this nation at Sea.
Posted by: Romeo13
Especially in the days of no cell phones, computers or internet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (aKsyK)
https://youtu.be/n1OCZRann8w
"The Broadway Coronavirus Medley"
It made me laugh.
Posted by: bluebell at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: pep
We are a simple folk, and easily amused.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM (T6t7i)
Indeed...indeed!
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:26 PM
Dude. You're no introvert.
The written word can be very deceiving. I've met two judges whose writing is larger than life. Their opinions give the impression of these very powerful, outspoken, charismatic figures. In person, they were both modest and church-mouse quiet. It's interesting how quiet some people can be compared to their writings. I think online personas often work similarly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Some sad demented form of lefty street cred?
A pin that says "I stormed the beaches at AoS"?
A Ziggy Piggy sticker?
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (aiWhJ)
Because they sure as hell aren't going to let Bernie have it-- he's
going to have to do a lot better than all that "Got the next most amount
of votes" shit.
---
Hillary gets it BECAUSE IT'S WAY PAST HER TURN!!!
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (lcxuD)
In November 2018 Customs agents at Detroit Metro airport stopped a Chinese biologist who had vials of possible SARS and MERS vials.
https://tinyurl.com/vdlajo8
So yeah. Time to embargo China.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:38 PM (NiXyF)
They taste just like chicken.
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Romeo13
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:34 PM (miJU3)
Just get yourself a piece of bread and a cup and then pour it through the bread, catch it with the cup, and drink it!
Oh wait we're talking about rubbing alcohol, right?
-Kitty Dukakis
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Beefy! at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (I2/tG)
________
The only thing that would be better would be 100 million American deaths!
/
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (4fX4B)
LOL! Yes!
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
How does any voter look at Joe Biden and say, "yeah, I want THAT!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
You play the cards you're dealt.
Posted by: Jill Biden at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (r6GXX)
Comfort was in the middle of some routine maintenance that was supposed to take another few weeks to finish.
So they worked faster and finished it sooner.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:00 PM (ZkXld)
Something I learned not in public school but from VDH - the Yorktown (?) had been severely damaged in a prior battle and the initial repair estimate was about three months. One of the admirals said he would need it back sooner than that, and the crews finished the job in 66 hours. I'm sure some of you Morons know its next battle was ...
Midway.
THAT should be a fn movie.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (aKsyK)
That's something else that I was thinking. I have lots of time to think lately.
Trump has done a great job of getting the private sector involved and producing. It's pretty amazing.
But maybe even more amazing is he is making government work. Not flawlessly but working better than I can ever remember seeing it work.
They are slashing red tape and mobilizing in an amazing fashion, coordinating between multiple agencies, the private sector and the states and getting stuff done at a dizzying pace.
Turns out having someone in charge with real management experience instead of just another career politician who has never run anything larger than a lemonade stand really matters. Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)
And he has a million friends, and/or people he has done business with, before.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (a2+h/)
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WeaselDog will be heartbroken!
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
"I see a hundred Gardenias floating in a pool, spelling 'disaster'."
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
You play the cards you're dealt.
Posted by: Jill Biden at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (2N7oZ)
Five bucks says she's negotiating a book deal *right now*, on her struggle and quest for inner strength as the rock and faithful helpmeet of a great man in the throes of mental decline.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---
Well, he was wearing those hot pants...
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: Beefy! at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Next time you throw the excited zucchini on the counter and chop it in half.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM (4fX4B)
---------------------------------------
You guys are cracking me up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (TdMsT)
How does any voter look at Joe Biden and say, "yeah, I want THAT!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
_________
They hate Trump more than they love America.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
493 So we picked up groceries from Walmart. I handed my husband a latex glove to put them in the truck. Of course, putting it on required him to say guy things to me.
Then we're unloading the groceries and I'm wiping down all of them. He hands me the zucchini in a plastic bag and I'm like, "How do I wipe those down without getting disinfectant on Zucchini we're going to eat?" He proceeds with a hand gesture on how to wipe them down.
Next time I go alone....
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Just an FYI my wife talked to a Doctor and she said that to use Paper rather than plastic bags, the Virus doesn't last as long on paper than plastic bags, the Doctor my wife works with puts her plastic bags on the floor.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cicero
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The Trump Derangement Syndrome is strong!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 08:40 PM (Lhcx9)
Troll-fil-a.
Kentucky Fried Troll.
Troll cacciitore.
Fried troll and waffles.
No, no, not quite doing it for me.
Posted by: filbert at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)
I'm not going on the cart!
Posted by: RBG at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)
The way she was dressed, she was begging for it.
Posted by: Mohammed's Elves at March 30, 2020 08:44 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (32YRo)
Don't drink the pool water. You could get Gardeniasis, a nasty parasite that will have you pushing up daisies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:44 PM (miJU3)
With some of the ladies of the Navy these days, I would have thought that Rachel would have been practicing her "Hi ya, sailor. Wanna date ???" all week long.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (XVuno)
They hate Trump more than they love America.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPY
Pretty low bar to clear.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
But of course this is taking it all to fkjn far you know, the whole planet isn't contaminated like its nuclear fallout.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (WQZ1O)
Use the Wuhan virus as a pretense to cancel the convention and allow only SuperDelegates to choose teh nominee.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg)
That won't work. They'll have to let them Skype in (or whatever system) and then manipulate the vote.
Or they could just go for broke and let Bezos, Steyer, Bloomburg, Zuckerberg, and Soros choose the candidate while openly laughing "HA-HA-HA-HA!" in their secret mountain fastness. But only if they wear Blofeld outfits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:36 PM
pep, there's not an 'ette on this board who doesn't know that. They generally don't make a point of letting us know they know, which is another of their angelic properties.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (DMUuz)
After all, the people who staff the completely incompetent Federal bureaucracies are Rachel's biggest fans.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:46 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 08:46 PM (aiWhJ)
Posted by: Eromero
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I wonder if she can even appear in public!
She's 4 years worse than her last go-round of seizures and staggering.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 08:46 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
I went today by myself, and went through that decontamination routine with my wife when I got home, praying that we weren't fucking it up, because we know shit about this.
I seriously want China annihilated. I mean nuke those fuckers until there isn't a single commie left.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (s9Eo8)
I've notice Trump's skirts getting shorter
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (rpxSz)
pep, there's not an 'ette on this board who doesn't know that. They generally don't make a point of letting us know they know, which is another of their angelic properties.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (DMUuz)
Boobs are our SQUIRREL!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM
That's poor technique, and unlikely to get you invited back.
Posted by: A. Mohel at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)
Now, class, does everyone remember where NOT to put your dick?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
I know this one! The answer is fish tank! Don't put your dick in the fish tank!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (XhWtx)
Hillary has to be in the high-risk category if she gets the Chinese Lung Aids. Remember all those times she was horking up a lung on TV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (a2+h/)
Ben you remind me of my mom. Trying to pry her away from her horses for a day required an act of God.
Like an actual message from God and even then it was touch and go.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)
___________________
We know the Chinese in the Wuhan lab were working for years on modifying bat viruses that could infect humans using ACE2 receptors. Does anybody really believe that it is just some random coincidence that we now have a global pandemic, that started in Wuhan, caused by a bat virus that uses ACE2 receptors to infect humans?
The Chinese created this virus, they let it get loose in Wuhan (whether deliberately or not doesn't matter), and once they knew it was in the population in Wuhan and knew how contagious it was, they lied to the world about it, and then they deliberately allowed infected Chinese to leave Wuhan and fly all around the world.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (dKiJG)
I didn't think to ask for paper bags. I'll do that next time. Good advice.
Annnnd now I'll go wipe down the counter....
I'm thinking death might be better than having to do this for another 4-6 weeks. j/k...sorta.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (32YRo)
Kyuss - Gardeniahttps://tinyurl.com/7zpx3y6
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (s9Eo
Come and spank me, gweilo.
*waggles fingers from ears*
Posted by: Chinese Commie No. 673.099.974 at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
I know this one! The answer is fish tank! Don't put your dick in the fish tank!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Can do, roo!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w6l6npd
Is it true that inhaling Hoppes #9 kills the virus?
Posted by: Lt. Columbo, awkwardly wearing face mask at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 08:45 PM (DMUuz)
Yep - the 'ette here are all woman, everyone. They can cook, raise kids, be nurses or lawyers, run a house or a business, and most important, they can take a joke and give one back.
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (90T4r)"
I often wonder about that myself.
But they persist anyway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (cqteU)
Next time I go alone....
Posted by: Tami
I wonder if porn sites already have "please disinfect my penis with antiseptic lube" fetish videos already streaming. New times need new porn.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:48 PM (a2+h/)
No, I didn't. But I did a little research on my own, and decided that I don't want to use it. Prefinished paneling FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (N9G0H)
BRB
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 08:50 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:51 PM (4fX4B)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2020 08:51 PM (FhXTo)
Next time you throw the excited zucchini on the counter and chop it in half.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 08:37 PM
That's poor technique, and unlikely to get you invited back.
Posted by: A. Mohel at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)
Any fool knows that when you do that each half will regenerate a full zucchini. The only sovereign remedy is fire.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 08:51 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: Lt. Columbo, awkwardly wearing face mask at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (f1Vqw)
That is an excellent idea.
*wanders downstairs for cleaning kit*
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:51 PM (t+qrx)
Because they sure as hell aren't going to let Bernie have it-- he's
going to have to do a lot better than all that "Got the next most amount
of votes" shit.
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Use the Wuhan virus as a pretense to cancel the convention and allow only SuperDelegates to choose teh nominee.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg) "
With the added advantage? of saving Milwaukee from the flames.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2020 08:51 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM
Let's not be too hasty, here.
Posted by: Kurt E. at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (PUmDY)
I come home from work (essential business) and wife starts ragging on me to remove my shoes (longtime bugaboo of hers), wash my hands, and change my clothes.
Geez! I work in an office, not a sewage plant!
Then college son, a Bernie Bro, starts in on the day's increase of cases -- I believe this panic is WAY overblown -- and how some people in NYC are being put in hospital hallways. Somehow socialized medicine will fix this.
I've had it! Somebody start the year over!
(Yes, I bowed and changed my clothes. Bitch yells louder than I do, and she has the kids on her side.)
Posted by: Weak Geek at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (u/nim)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Turfmann at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (zTikR)
(yeah, that's the media pitch, not mine)
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DaveA at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:52 PM (PUmDY)
Whose procedure?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (miJU3)
Article 3.1(c) of the Charter of the Democratic Party gives the DNC broad authority to "[fill] vacancies in the nominations for the office of President and Vice President."
First they nominate Joe, then they kick him off the ticket.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 08:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:54 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 08:54 PM (ZfRYq)
I guaran-damn-tee you every guy reading this is laughing.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 08:33 PM (T6t7i)
And the 'Ettes are falling out of their chairs giggling! At least I was.....
Posted by: pookysgirl, well-versed in magic medical words at March 30, 2020 08:55 PM (XKZwp)
And we'll run footage from Italian hospitals to show how bad things are in New York!
Posted by: The Media! at March 30, 2020 08:55 PM (I2/tG)
that the field hospital they are setting up in Central Park is a
respiratory hospital to treat 68 Coved 19 patients. An identical
hospital was sent to and is operating in Italy. They have donated masks
and PPE to a hospital in North Carolina. Please consider donating to
them. Here is there website with detailed info on what these icky
Christians are doing. https://www.samaritanspurse.org
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (8ZIFI)
That is Franklin Graham's outfit and they do great work.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 30, 2020 08:55 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yeah.. he thinks she's really smart. Poor guy.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (PUmDY)
And blame Trump.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
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IMDB has a poll of "epidemic movies" to vote on. I had no idea there were so many.
https://tinyurl.com/rzccevc
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)
I'm not going on the cart!
Posted by: RBG at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)
You're not fooling anyone You'll be dead soon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2020 08:57 PM (q1Pj5)
_____________
We must Believe All Women! No matter how old the story is.
Those are the new rules. Just ask Kavanaugh. Or Cosby. Doesn't matter how many decades have passed. Doesn't matter if there is no independent corroboration of the woman's claims. Doesn't even matter if the woman has told multiple contradictory versions of the story, or if the story couldn't have happened as she claims, of if the story is utterly preposterous on its face.
We must Believe All Women. No matter what!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 08:54 PM (a2+h/)
Well, the flattened beer-can mosaics didn't work as well as I had hoped.
This is a single-wide trailer. Stucco would be too heavy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Lately, or just as a matter of routine, unasked for, over the last half decade or so?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
Not saying it's a bad idea, but there's the fallout to be considered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (SchxB)
Morons here mocked me when i suggested a coupla kton of nukes on Beijeng should be part of the social distancing.
Not saying it's a bad idea, but there's the fallout to be considered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (SchxB)
Pretty rad, man.
Posted by: Some random stoner at March 30, 2020 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 08:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Lately, or just as a matter of routine, unasked for, over the last half decade or so?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (t+qrx)
Lately. I know there have been stupidly nostalgic articles about the Russian revolution. Have they done the same thing with Mao?
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
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There's a prog-metal album by the group Arena (you Marillion fans might know them) called "Contagion."
I've been listening to it on my drives to and from work.
As is the prog-rock way, it's a story album about this stuff.
Now it has a new flair to it.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)
Somebody about 35 would be perfect!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Q7jm0)
Not saying it's a bad idea, but there's the fallout to be considered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 08:58 PM (SchxB)
Can the Space Force do kinetic bombardment yet?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (5eToK)
Why stop there? To me, its a coin-flip between Beijeng and Washington DC.
The problem is, the demon-spirits would just relocate and possess another bunch of psychopathic power brokers.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:01 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 08:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Not yet. They're too busy singing this song outside one of Bernie's mansions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHbfZiE1D50
Posted by: Gov Cuomo at March 30, 2020 09:01 PM (z0XD8)
(asking for a friend, and there's humor involved)
Posted by: JEM at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (8erNz)
And we'll run footage from Italian hospitals to show how bad things are in New York!
Posted by: The Media!
New York is such a diverse place you can even find an Italian Hospital at 3:00am.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Q7jm0)
AOC
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (GOcZA)
Posted by: IC at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2020 08:14 PM (90T4r)"
I often wonder about that myself.
But they persist anyway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2020 08:49 PM (cqteU)
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Polls nailed the races in 2018 (minus FL) and they were great the last time an incumbent ran in 2012.
People will not vote for Trump again. Even a decent amount who say they approve of the job he's doing. His act wore thin and now he doesn't have a roaring economy to try and overwhelm his weaknesses and personal unpopularity.
It's over.
Posted by: beefy
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Comment saved.
I'll post it again for you after the election.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Q7jm0)
There you are. So, any chance it would be possible to separate the chloroquine out of the fish tank cleaner safely? I suppose a lot depends upon the other constituents of the stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (WQZ1O)
Rods from God? Clean, efficient, no nasty fission products. Probably hidden in the relief bill somewhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (PUmDY)
Why? The troll has no conscience and will likely be dead by then from a drug overdose.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: IC at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (a0IVu)
A person who apparently sincerely believes that Biden will win.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:04 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (miJU3)
Oh, easy. You put it on a piece of tin foil, and light a lighter under the tinfoil. Then you inhale the fumes through a straw.
...or am I thinking of how to freebase cocaine?
I forget.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 09:04 PM (ZkXld)
Posted by: Brian at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (7q/rL)y 24/7/365 in an emergency), it was prepping a dock in a city that is no longer really the great port it once was.
Posted by: Brian at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM
(7q/rL)
There are three berths in the Pier 90 complex, plus whatever is at the Red Hook Cruise Terminal, less whatever ships may already be berthed there and are unable to move. I suspect that most ships have been moved some place less expensive than PANY&NJ to lay up.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2020 09:04 PM (qyH+l)
Something I learned not in public school but from VDH - the Yorktown (?) had been severely damaged in a prior battle and the initial repair estimate was about three months. One of the admirals said he would need it back sooner than that, and the crews finished the job in 66 hours. I'm sure some of you Morons know its next battle was ...
Midway.
THAT should be a fn movie.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2020 08:41 PM (0ReGO)
Good idea!
- Charlton Heston, Henry Fonda, James Coburn, Glenn Ford, Ed Nelson, Hal Holbrook, Toshiro Mifune, Robert Mitchum, Cliff Robertson, Robert Wagner, James Shigeta, Pat Morita, John Fujioka, Robert Ito and Christina Kokubo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: x at March 30, 2020 09:05 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Beefareeny at March 30, 2020 09:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by:
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Or from congenital syphilis.
Thanks Mom!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 09:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Can't set that bar much lower, my friend.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2020 09:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (miJU3)
It's called, "Chase away the dragon."
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (l3+k2)
A person who apparently sincerely believes that Biden will win.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:04 PM (BAsqb)
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The fact we have retards trolling here shows the depth of their desperation. Confident people wouldn't bother.
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Q7jm0)
AOC
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
I was speaking of age, not IQ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (uEbPt)
And featuring Brian Dennehy as the USS Yorktown.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (r+sAi)
Simpler solution - ban all members of the Chinese Communist Party and their families from entering the United States.
Kick Xi's daughter out of Harvard and send her back to the Motherland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
And featuring Brian Dennehy as the USS Yorktown.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (SchxB)
And Hank Johnson as Guam...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (pS94+)
I just watched the Midway episode of WWII in Colour a couple nights ago, and they mentioned that the Japanese did not expect to see the Yorktown, thinking it was sunk.
They mentioned the incredible turn around time.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (ufFY8)
We saw shades of the influence back a ways...the Clintons neck deep in Chink money...
The media wasn't bought at that point.
But as the years have gone by, there must be billions flowing through DC.
Scary to think about...but reality.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (lg/F7)
The fact we have retards trolling here shows the depth of their desperation. Confident people wouldn't bother.
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (MVjcR)
I'm not sure which is more pathetic-- having your job be coming here and being kicked in the face over and over again, or doing it for free.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 30, 2020 09:03 PM (WQZ1O)
Which casual abuse of Mother Gaia lead directly to the Global Warming Crisis we face today!
Posted by: Greta Thunderbird at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BiNEL)
Simpler solution - ban all members of the Chinese Communist Party and their families from entering the United States.
Kick Xi's daughter out of Harvard and send her back to the Motherland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
She can carry a mattress around...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (pS94+)
Naw. Tippi Hedren.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
Kick Xi's daughter out of Harvard and send her back to the Motherland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Seconded
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (BAsqb)
I'm not sure which is more pathetic-- having your job be coming here and being kicked in the face over and over again, or doing it for free.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BAsqb)
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Yeah, but when they show up I know we're winning!
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (MVjcR)
I'm mocking the entire circus of a WH press conference during a national emergency where the President of the United Freakin' States calls up the My Pillow guy to do a Jesus Loves Trump campaign ad.
And if it weren't for people like Lindell, we wouldn't be *in* this situation.
-
So My Pillow guy is the sumbitch behind the sweet n sour virus!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)
You think it's easy living with a prolapsed anus?
Posted by: Beefy! at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (I2/tG)
Who the hell is this genius?
Posted by: IC at March 30, 2020 09:02 PM (a0IVu)
Do you suppose we could interest him in a friendly game of poker?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 30, 2020 09:06 PM (+Kpte)
Unfortunately, she is usually MSNBC's top show, and over 2 million viewers on most nights.
That is a lot of crazy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Its not even good trolling, its lame, rehashing the same old memes and oblivious to realty.
Like comparing a Trump rally to whatever the Left slaps together.
What is important, and what the Left can never understand is the emotion of happiness and contentment.
They are hate filled, bitter and depressing at the atomic level. So go to their rallies (such as they are) and you see hate, go to a Trump rally and you people who are upbeat, enlightened, happy, confident, filled with joy.
The Left doesn't even have the vocabulary to express these ideas or even contemplate them.
No one pays to have someone speak to you who brings nihilism, despair and anger. The top earners and draws are the Zig Ziglars of this world who bring promise with actual substance supporting it.
The point being, the worse it gets, the more Trump's bright message is appealing, in contrast to the fear, uncertainty, hate and bitterness that is churned out in industrial quantities by Democrats, media, entertainment and academics.
The troll is thoroughly incapable of understanding this post.
It is indecipherable code.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
_________
Or a giant MyPillow while wearing her MyMask ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg)
job be coming here and being kicked in the face over and over again, or
doing it for free.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (BAsqb)
The shame is part of the kink
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (ufFY8)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
If you want to see the latest model predictions for the whole country and your state in particular, go here:
https://covid19.healthdata.org/projections
You'll note the type SIR-model like solution curves for the death rates. Fast ramp-up, peak, then slower drop off with long tail. Same basic curve for hospitalization and ICU needs.
Total death follow curve asymptotically approaching total deaths.
Note the peaks, and when they occur. You can follow your own numbers and see how well the models track.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:11 PM (Pqytn)
Sorry, Miley left her handle, that last was me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Weasel at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (MVjcR)
What's really funny, is that each one thinks it's the first and only one from that stable to come here and put us some knowledge. The poor dears don't know that all their precious talking points have been pre-debunked since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:12 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Stop thinking those dirty thoughts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
The shame is part of the kink
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (ufFY
God dammit. Can't we get them all to just line up and have AtC take a bullwhip to them and verbally abuse them for an hour or two? Just get it over with, and then we can all get on with our lives?
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:13 PM (BAsqb)
Before we kick out the Chinese from the US, we need to bring back pharmaceutical manufacturing first, as China makes around 90% of common drugs like ibuprofen, aspirin, and penicillin.
Trump has been telling us for over 3 years now, but Nancy Chinese Pelosi and Chuck Chinese Schumer and other democrats ignore it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 09:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:13 PM (PUmDY)
Even though she's attending Harvard under an assumed name, if a lot of Americans start dying, she might be subject to "informal" retaliation if she stays in the US.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 09:13 PM (I2/tG)
Total death follow curve asymptotically approaching total deaths.
Note the peaks, and when they occur. You can follow your own numbers and see how well the models track.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Thanks for that. As has been noted before, a big problem with looking at National numbers is that those are just the sum of many county by county and city by city curves. So the overall average doesn't tell us much that's useful.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
My condolences, Charlie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:14 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 30, 2020 09:14 PM (a4qVe)
They are updating the model run every day, apparently there. I see the peak death prediction is already less than it was yesterday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:14 PM (f1Vqw)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
You going to go underground?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (a2+h/)
and anger. The top earners and draws are the Zig Ziglars of this world
who bring promise with actual substance supporting it.
The point being, the worse it gets, the more Trump's bright message
is appealing, in contrast to the fear, uncertainty, hate and bitterness
that is churned out in industrial quantities by Democrats, media,
entertainment and academics.
__________
Learning from Scott Adams that Dr. Norman Vincent Peale was Trump's preacher when he was a kid explained a lot of his success to me ... that, and to a lesser degree Adams' expertise on hypnotic techniques.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq)
No blood for oil!
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:16 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)
would you be surprised if most of us knew that right off? The two of you complement each other nicely, but you're far from the same.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (V2Yro)
Kick Xi's daughter out of Harvard and send her back to the Motherland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2020 09:07 PM (I2/tG)
Anybody with enough money for the trip would have to be a party member.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (a2+h/)
Old and busted: globalism
New and hot: autarky
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (Q7jm0)
They don't ignore it, they are not on our side.
They actively seek to strengthen China and weaken the US. This has been known since Clinton traded campaign cash for missile guidance technology. Then 'W' doubled down and strapped a JATO pack to tech and jobs leaving the US to go to the Communist Chinese.
There is a reason why Team Blue has worked hard to make the US as non-competitive as possible. This is why they support the New Green Deal - because they want to finish off the US as an economic power.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (uYQjf)
Fish tank cleaner lady from previous post....
@Techno_Fog
And she certainly wasn't shy to seek input from doctors.
Transcripts (civil case) show she sought out an occupational health doctor and "wanted his advice"
As to the mental health struggles:
A history of depression, anxiety, anger, alcohol abuse. (She denied the alcohol abuse)
"I am on three sleeping pills at night so that I don't have nightmares and so that I can sleep."
The sleeping pills - melatonin, Ambien, Valium (all at once
)
After her car got towed at work:
"I literally had a breakdown in front of the whole cafeteria..."
"an actual physical, mental meltdown"
"I went nuts... I had a total breakdown."
Did you tell your doctor in 2012 that you wanted a divorce?
"Probably. I'm furious all the time."
Finally - "We're broke because of my medical situation"
https://tinyurl.com/uszz53o
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https://tinyurl.com/yx4s3r2t
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had
yep. you're fired Wang. you go now.
Posted by: x at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (y3cH7)
=======================
Poor guy. He never had a chance.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (Pqytn)
Rhodes scholar...like Bill Clinton, at al, who have never expressed remorse for taking money from a Colonial Racist. But, hey, you know...really, really smart.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (CDGwz)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
You not amberrased to admit that, nor petrified of the hard work that involves?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (y3cH7)
I'm assuming that you believe this to be a reputable and competent source, but what source are Drs Farci and Brix using?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ben Had
Maybe. I certainly understand the sentiment and the will to do it. But we frankly may not have the expertise anymore to do what we should do....right away. It may take a while to re-build that expertise and knowledge to make the things we should and need to do right here.
Plus, the fun-seeking lawyers have made it hard on pharma manufacturing here by sueing them over any problems that come from administration.
For every million people (children) innoculated with the live (Weakened) polio vaccine, 5-10 kids every year would actually get polio from the weakened vaccine that had the live virus. So the vaccine makers eventually got sued out of existence in the US, and this was driven offshore. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (ZCiJZ)
Biden looks lost and incoherent whenever he does find a camera.
Pelosi is acting like the devil pushing all that liberal shit in the bailout.
The media are screaming harpies that remind everyone of annoying 8 year olds.
All in all, Trump looks golden.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (SENHs)
couple nights ago, and they mentioned that the Japanese did not expect
to see the Yorktown, thinking it was sunk.
They mentioned the incredible turn around time.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 30, 2020 09:08 PM (ufFY
And Yorktown's airgroup had been shot up (Airgroup 5) so Yorktown went out with Saratoga's Airgroup 3, Saratoga finishing up torpedo damage repairs on the west coast and coming back to Hawaii as fast as she could - just a little too late for Midway.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (yTd+z)
is appealing, in contrast to the fear, uncertainty, hate and bitterness
that is churned out in industrial quantities by Democrats, media,
entertainment and academics.
__________
Learning from Scott Adams that Dr. Norman Vincent Peale was Trump's preacher when he was a kid explained a lot of his success to me ... that, and to a lesser degree Adams' expertise on hypnotic techniques.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:15 PM (WqPYg)
I'm pretty sure that, not his policies, was the basis of FDR's appeal.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (jK8Z7)
@Techno_Fog
And she certainly wasn't shy to seek input from doctors.
Transcripts (civil case) show she sought out an occupational health doctor and "wanted his advice"
As to the mental health struggles:
A history of depression, anxiety, anger, alcohol abuse. (She denied the alcohol abuse)
"I am on three sleeping pills at night so that I don't have nightmares and so that I can sleep."
The sleeping pills - melatonin, Ambien, Valium (all at once )
After her car got towed at work:
"I literally had a breakdown in front of the whole cafeteria..."
"an actual physical, mental meltdown"
"I went nuts... I had a total breakdown."
Did you tell your doctor in 2012 that you wanted a divorce?
"Probably. I'm furious all the time."
Finally - "We're broke because of my medical situation"
https://tinyurl.com/uszz53o
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https://tinyurl.com/yx4s3r2t
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Sounds like Cuomo has competition for the Democrat nomination.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (bDqIh)
It's not going to happen. I'm finding it intriguing.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Oh wow...we were watching that too! How odd.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (cGlgB)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
I always wanted to be one. Even started to take college courses to that end. Then my husband convinced me it wasn't very marketable. Kill joy.
So I got a business degree.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (jK8Z7)
_________
Interesting -- had never heard or considered that. Makes, sense, thanks.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (WqPYg)
https://tinyurl.com/uszz53o
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https://tinyurl.com/yx4s3r2t
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Broke? Wasn't she making donations to lefty causes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (GOcZA)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (bttOm)
Don't forget the retirement plan
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:23 PM (BiNEL)
5) so Yorktown went out with Saratoga's Airgroup 3, Saratoga finishing
up torpedo damage repairs on the west coast and coming back to Hawaii as
fast as she could - just a little too late for Midway.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown
Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:20 PM (yTd+z)
=================================
IIRC, Yorktown deployed 72 hours after arrival from the Coral Sea engagement. When she left Pearl Harbor, civilian repairmen were still aboard, continuing their work.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 09:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Oh wow...we were watching that too! How odd.
That's interesting.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
She wasn't broke broke
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (JVgnl)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (GOcZA)
I dunno. Credit card donations?
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
I dunked tomatoes and cucumbers into a plastic tub full of bubbly dishwashing liquid and water, and swirled them around, then rinsed them in tap water. I think that's o.k.!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (KXX3K)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
You not amberrased to admit that, nor petrified of the hard work that involves?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (bDqIh)
--------------------------------
Becoming an archaeologist isn't a decision you make consciously. It's just something you feel in your bones.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
She wasn't broke broke
Posted by: Bruce at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (vd8XM)
But she was woke woke.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (cF8AT)
They only broke out the data from the state level to the county level less than a week ago. Even then it is chock full of incompetence and fraud.
For example, the most populous county in NYC, Kings, has ZERO confirmed, dead or recovered. Are those numbers distributed to the surrounding counties or are the people in Brooklyn super beings?
New Jersey lists over 4200+ cases as "Unassigned". Its difficult to know if that includes foreigners, New Jersey residents or New York residents?
They also play tricks with key-values so that is particularly difficult to collate and analyze the data over time.
There isn't even any guidance on comorbidity. Unlike being struck by lightning or getting killed by a drunk illegal alien driver, CoViD-19 is reported to be found in a sizeable number of people who have others things that would end up killing them a week or so later.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (ByUjy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:22 PM (GOcZA)
I would count giving all your money to Lefty causes as a symptom of mental illness.
Posted by: Vanya at March 30, 2020 09:26 PM (BAsqb)
___________________________
Ahem...politicians....most of them, not just a few....most of them.
Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2020 09:26 PM (r1uAm)
Dudes got as much draw as cleaning a toilet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 09:26 PM (SENHs)
Note the peaks, and when they occur. You can follow your own numbers and see how well the models track.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 30, 2020 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
on order of 80,000 total deaths.
it will take on order 10,000 per day to make the lockdown break even
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 09:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (ByUjy)
==========================
Those two would arm wrestle for mirror time.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:27 PM (Pqytn)
now. I think they are going to be recorded and edited. So we are gonna
lose our fun. Wuhu Flu time ruins everything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (r+sAi)
They'll be released so we can play them on our gramophone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:27 PM (GOcZA)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
"Maybe the authorities are gradually releasing the real figures, intentionally or unintentionally, so that people will gradually come to accept the reality," a Wuhan resident, who gave only his surname Mao, told Radio Free Asia.
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:27 PM (GOcZA)
Edison Diamond Discs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY)
Come to think about it, this could really cause problems with Arkansas family reunions... actually it is good, it will slow down the spreading of STDs.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:29 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
At last, some rational discussion in this thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:29 PM (BiNEL)
FASCINATING:
"Coronaviruses are a family of so-called "enveloped viruses". This means they are coated in an oily coat, known as a lipid bilayer, studded with proteins that stick out like spikes of a crown, helping to give them their name-corona is Latin for crown...
(Welcome to 3 months ago faggit. What a low IQ midwit. If any MAGA grifter deserves The Rona, it's this fucktard. Straight up coked to the gills plastic faced Con Artist)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (lBCgE)
end. Then my husband convinced me it wasn't very marketable. Kill
joy.
_______
I've often wondered how many young kids were inspired to study archeology after Raiders of The Lost Ark.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (WG2XP)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (ufFY8)
What parent would name their son Rachel?
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (WG2XP)
BIRK!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (0O7c5)
I would think that most people in a metropolitan area would recognize the quick and permanent disappearance of 37,500 people.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (uYQjf)
the Coral Sea engagement. When she left Pearl Harbor, civilian repairmen
were still aboard, continuing their work.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:23 PM (Pqytn)
Like Prince of Wales going out to face Bismarck.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
At last, some rational discussion in this thread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:29 PM (BiNEL)
I try to keep things in the realm of reason.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (NWiLs)
Again, I want to see their comparative blood toxicology...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chris M at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (WqPYg)
I'd been married a few years by the time that come out. I was always fascinated by it, even in grade school.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (cF8AT)
Chinese Communist Party's reported coronavirus death count of
approximately 2,500 deaths in the city to date, with most people
believing the actual number is at least 40,000.
"Maybe the authorities are gradually releasing the real figures,
intentionally or unintentionally, so that people will gradually come to
accept the reality," a Wuhan resident, who gave only his surname Mao,
told Radio Free Asia.
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (X5CsJ)
==========================
Circumlocution is the order of the day in a land where the penalty for telling the truth about Wuhan Flu is death.
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Erget. At least, that's what that guy's tattoo spelled out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (QzJWU)
be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely
rewarded."
Weather forecasters would be a close second, except they don't get paid nearly as much.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (Mm4NK)
Weather forecasters are always accurate - if they say there is a 90 pct chance of rain, this remains true if it rains or if it does not. So unless the presenter is lying about the forecast on the cue card, they are always right.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Erget. At least, that's what that guy's tattoo spelled out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (QzJWU)
No Ergets!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (a2+h/)
end. Then my husband convinced me it wasn't very marketable. Kill
joy.
_______
I've often wondered how many young kids were inspired to study archeology after Raiders of The Lost Ark.
Time Team has me thinking about it. I find it fascinating.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
now. I think they are going to be recorded and edited. So we are gonna
lose our fun. Wuhu Flu time ruins everything.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 09:25 PM (r+sAi)
_________
These will have tremendous Max Headroom-like aftermarket potential.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)
You would be amazed at the draw if the right people were doing that on pr0nhub
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (uYQjf)
And you are dealing with the politically correct, so don't come up with a theory they might disapprove of.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (a2+h/)
{{{Ben Had}}}
Now I can pass on happy! Well, in #twoweeks, along with everyone else.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
I would think that most people in a metropolitan area would recognize the quick and permanent disappearance of 37,500 people.
But they all look alike!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
I've had a few but then again too few to mention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (GOcZA)
And you are dealing with the politically correct, so don't come up with a theory they might disapprove of.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:34 PM (JK
Fair enough
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2020 09:32 PM (QzJWU)
Ergot, he said ryely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:35 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 09:36 PM (SENHs)
In fact, I think I'd dig it.
You not amberrased to admit that, nor petrified of the hard work that involves?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 09:19 PM (bDqIh)
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Becoming an archaeologist isn't a decision you make consciously. It's just something you feel in your bones.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2020 09:24 PM (CAJOC)
Sadly, the Time Teams held in the US showed the difference between the UK and US - tons of crap all over there, virtually nothing in the ground here. Much larger land, few results thus US archeologists are pretty much starving for information.
Now, paleontology is big time here - Dinos, corals, trilobites pretty much anywhere in the land.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 09:36 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:36 PM (JKNZq)
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (1o/v3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (1o/v3)
They are likely high-balling. In those projection graphs, note the range. They want to use the upper numbers to keep the fear of God in people, I'm assuming. If you take the upper end of the range, you get on the order of 140K deaths for the whole country. Low end is about $40K.
They are running models all over the country. Every hospital system is running their own to assess their own needs, and probably looking at many different such models as well.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)
https://twitter.com/RitaJKing/status/
1244782872076128256
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 09:37 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Chris M at March 30, 2020 09:31 PM (6XZdO)
Yes, t-t-t-t-tune into Network 23! The network that's a *real* mind-blower!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 09:38 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 09:38 PM (TSwkj)
When I think about you, I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anybody else, oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2020 09:38 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
779 We're all gonna DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
How many times do I have to go over this. We are already dead. The repeal of Net Neutrality and Drumph's tax cuts have slaughtered us all. We've been dead for years now. Frankly I'm happy about being a corpse. Living is bad for your health.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (1o/v3)
The company that did the dig also took all the carbon 14 samples for dating and dumped the into the local lake. And someone stole all the cool stuff that they did manage to find. Total scam and it ruined the reputation of some of the young students that worked on it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Indiana wasn't an archeologist. He was a tomb raider.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 09:36 PM (SENHs)
_________
Professor of Archeology IIRC -- with nearly all his students young coeds.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:40 PM (WqPYg)
You know what's stupid about Herons?
They come in, like, ten different colors.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 30, 2020 09:38 PM (TSwkj)
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That's entirely too many colors. When I am President, herons will come in one color - grey.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 30, 2020 09:40 PM (CAJOC)
The regulars would, but I wanted to make sure and for any non-regulars.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at March 30, 2020 09:40 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Darn it, MyPillow sock off. That's the trouble with using multiple computers to post here. Once gets a collection of socks that aren't exactly well-synchronized.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (rCwaK)
running their own to assess their own needs, and probably looking at
many different such models as well.
_________
All models are wrong ... some are useful. This is known.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (WqPYg)
779 We're all gonna DIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
How many times do I have to go over this. We are already dead. The repeal of Net Neutrality and Drumph's tax cuts have slaughtered us all. We've been dead for years now. Frankly I'm happy about being a corpse. Living is bad for your health.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (1o/v3)
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I got better...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)
This must have been so hard for her to report.
https://tinyurl.com/s5cdyzh
Madcow reporting on the USNS pulling into NY harbor. No mention of her previous report on this 'not happening for weeks'.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (Pqytn)
Is this quarantine cafe ??
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Anywhere else to go yet?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (yTd+z)
I mean this is hilarious. I'm explaining a sock mix up, and with another sock I wasn't even aware of. So multiple layers of sock fuckup indirection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 30, 2020 09:39 PM (JKNZq)
IMHO, the requirement that there be an archaeological dig before any big project is just a grift to enrich the local Indians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2020 09:43 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM (rCwaK)
You need a good cookie mangler.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:44 PM (1o/v3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (yTd+z)
*sets down martini shaker
No.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: betty at March 30, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: piratepatch at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (taXNc)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2020 09:28 PM (X5CsJ)
Er, well ... thats certainly one theory.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (ZkXld)
I mean this is hilarious. I'm explaining a sock mix up, and with another sock I wasn't even aware of. So multiple layers of sock fuckup indirection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK)
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In-sock-tion
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (SENHs)
I've often wondered how many young kids were inspired to study archeology after Raiders of The Lost Ark.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:30 PM (WqPYg)
who actually would want to be a Cultural Resource Management archeologist?
Ooooh! Walmart had hired Poors Construction and Paving to put in an extended parking lot in this field! Lets do a historical map search, surface survey and fifteen test pits and a diagonal trench to see if there is anything to save in the next two weeks!
I. Am. On. This!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (G546f)
The Southwest has some pretty cool stuff.
And if you find a REALLY old skeleton, there's DNA. (mind, that's not really archaeology)
The best stuff is over in the Maya land.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Rapier Fuckwit at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (EZzPE)
Posted by: betty at March 30, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)
The NY Court of Appeals cancelled the bar exam scheduled to take place the end of July, so...
Yeah, the plan is for this lockdown to last a lonnnggg time unless something changes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (ZkXld)
Here is a paper explaining the methods on that COVID-19 projection site I linked above, if anyone is interested:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/uok8er3
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:47 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
*thinks
Tea spoon, table spoon, demitasse spoon, grapefruit spoon ?
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 30, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (cF8AT)
Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.
Posted by: Ms Spock at March 30, 2020 09:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (PUmDY)
-----------------------------------
It goes to show you never can tell
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 30, 2020 09:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:50 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 09:50 PM (t+qrx)
I once dug up a chicken bone in my backyard.
Where's my grant?
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (3H9h1)
I gave my love a chicken that has no bone.
Posted by: Bernie at March 30, 2020 09:51 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK)
It shore is darned cornfuzin, ain'tn'it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2020 09:51 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
But they still have Mayday, right?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)
Well, for SC here, they are predicting the peak will occur a bit later than the national average, late April to May, with a peak death rate of 32 per day, (range 22 -45), and a total of a little over 1000 for the whole state.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (uEbPt)
Numbers are largely garbage, guesses and estimations.
You can go to the CDC's own website that tracks influenza statistics.
https://tinyurl.com/y3tf8ebl
For instance, they report on the deaths from the Flu in the 2017-2018 as being in the 60k range, but that was a revisment down from 80K as new "information" and "modeling" came in.
They do not scour the country and tabulate anything, it's all based on anecdotal data and molding.
The Covid models show that by April 1st there should be 4600 death's, currently there are 3100 listed Covid deaths, so for the model to be correct 1500 deaths need to occur in the next two days.
It's not going to happen.
This seems to be one giant through the looking glass version of The Truman Show.
I wonder who the Ed Harris character is in this timeline?
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 09:53 PM (ycdBu)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Ever try a comfort dirigible, fella?
Posted by: S.S. Lena Dunham at March 30, 2020 09:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:41 PM
Glitter* as a model is wrong.
If Cindy Crawford is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
* http://www.glitterandlazers.com
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 09:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (t+qrx)
Looked at Georgia, with Atlanta and all. Peak death of 84 per day, total ~2800.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (rCwaK)
IIRC, a torpedo hit dislodged the port outer propeller shaft, and instead of spinning true, the bent shaft spun wildly, ripping open a lot of the after bottom of the ship causing flooding that was not containable.
Though in hindsight Prince of Wales and Repulse should have withdrawn to Trincommalee or to Sydney. They were in Singapore as a "show the flag" and once the Japanese began moving it should have been obvious that their purpose at Singapore had failed and it was time to get the valuable heavy ships out and away.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (yTd+z)
Posted by: Bernie
Little blue pill may be able to help with that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Ever try a comfort dirigible, fella?
Posted by: S.S. Lena Dunham at March 30, 2020 09:53 PM (
Now celibacy sounds okay.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (DUIap)
That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Fizzled out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
It was him or some other "expert" who said Trump better stop trash-talking China because he'll probably have to beg the Chinese in the future for help with supplies, medications.
Unbelievable.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 09:46 PM (ZkXld)
Yes!
Until Trump loses in November or until they can get another impeachment team on the job!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:55 PM (BiNEL)
@maddow
Hi again, Mr. President! That clip was from March 20, after you said the ship would be in New York harbor by last week. The ship was not in New York last week -- which is what I said on my show.
You were wrong about it.
No hard feelings. Everyone's glad it's there now. But...
you really have been terrible about communicating true, factual information to the public in this crisis. Please let the experts and scientists speak instead.
And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President.
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 09:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 30, 2020 09:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 30, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)
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Bob Dole gets mean when people step on his lines.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 30, 2020 09:55 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM
In Grant's Tomb, duh.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 09:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 09:42 PM (rCwaK)
Sockadelic.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2020 09:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 30, 2020 09:57 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)
you really have been terrible about communicating true, factual information to the public in this crisis. Please let the experts and scientists speak instead.
Says.....Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (wGeit)
I kid. She's a retard. I read somewhere that she's Ivy League. Doesn't say much about Ivy League educations.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (1o/v3)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2020 09:52 PM (uEbPt)
On Saturday I saw a couple wearing latex gloves at the grocery store, take all of the items from their cart as the scanned them, and put them in their reusable grocery bags.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
you really have been terrible about communicating true, factual information to the public in this crisis. Please let the experts and scientists speak instead.
Says.....Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (oVJmc)
It's hard to take anyone in the American media seriously when they pontificate about truth and the value of the media to society.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 30, 2020 09:59 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
906 {{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 30, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
This is a fine kettle of fish, isn't it?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 09:59 PM (75OeF)
And not they are re-running the models everyday, update as new actual data comes in to refit it. The peaks deaths have already come down a bit. The last actual data date appears to be yesterday. They'll update it once the March 30 data, today, is factored in.
Watch what happens to the peak and cummulative predictions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 10:00 PM (rCwaK)
I assume that is not a direct quote.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 30, 2020 10:01 PM (1g7ch)
ahh-ight, SITREP follows
1. Surgery recovery proceeds well.
2. Mrs IMG and I celebrated 1th wedding anniversary today. I managed to get away (today!)and get a card and a couple of gifts. In my opioid haze, I neglected to order online. Been house bound and mostly on my back since Fri the 13th.
3. Cooked her a dinner tonight. Beef stew. Enough for a platoon, but just for the two of us.
4. Went off my diet for tonight. Hey, I've lost 30+ lbs since mid-Jan. Mrs IMG says "You look dangerous!"
5.Tomorrow, I will teach Mrs IMG how to cut my hair. It will be High Adventure!
We love all y'all! (Hey, I know some folks from TX)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 30, 2020 10:01 PM (di1hb)
The Eyes of Texas are upon you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu_CJUI_2ow
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 30, 2020 10:02 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 30, 2020 10:01 PM (di1hb)
Greetings, IMG!
So glad your surgery went well!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2020 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 10:04 PM (Ss+mY)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 10:06 PM (kSDvB)
Should have done that thirty years ago
Interesting way to stimulate the hospitality industry inn Texas
Posted by: 🐧 at March 30, 2020 10:06 PM (uYQjf)
They sit in their ivory towers, accomplishing absolutely nothing while others are busting their asses around the clock! They, on the other hand, READ words others wrote or bang out multiple snipey tweets a day...again all the while others are busting their asses.
All they do is sling arrows. Fuck 'em. Fuck all of them. I want them gone...don't care how.
/rant
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 10:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Fra Filippo at March 30, 2020 10:09 PM (7MUvN)
I do believe the rake she stepped on hit her right between he bulging eyes.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 30, 2020 10:09 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2020 09:40 PM (WqPYg)
More like womb raider.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2020 10:21 PM (ufFY8)
Well I work from home today for a while but part of that somehow got diverted to YouTube clips of Carol Burnett. Now talk about some funny s*** starts with a layer of my pillow.
LMAO the commercial got into who the voice recognition. Hope you are all well.
The death toll in f*** this sounds like a message from Joe Biden. Vote for me for Senator.
Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2020 12:31 AM (k3XSw)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 31, 2020 01:18 AM (ABuva)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 31, 2020 02:09 AM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 31, 2020 06:51 AM (hrHLc)
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That would only work if Maddow were a female, or at least acted like one. She's metrosexual and non-binary, except for her voice (lord, I dislike her annoyingly clipped speaking style).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 31, 2020 07:24 AM (NVYyb)
When this is all said and done, we will be able to see once and for all how many people socialism kills in this pandemic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 31, 2020 07:28 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Colin at March 31, 2020 07:42 AM (BWQyy)
Uh, have you all of a sudden forgotten the weather people?
Posted by: Kitty at March 31, 2020 09:42 AM (NLEnr)
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