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Presser Reactions: Trump v. Acosta, Gutfeld v. Williams, and All of the Leftwing Media Versus Mike Lindell from MyPillow.com
Jim Acosta sashayed into the presser and started flapping his high-occupancy cocksucker.
Trump shut him down by saying that CNN's goal was to incite panic, whereas Trump's goal, as President, was to avoid it.President Trump to @Acosta:
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) March 30, 2020
“And it’s people like you and CNN that say things like that.. it’s why people just don’t want to listen to CNN anymore.”
pic.twitter.com/ePKgkvn4cB
President Trump to Jim Acosta after he accused his administration of downplaying the crisis:
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 30, 2020
"I am very proud of the job they're doing... and instead of asking a nasty, snarky question like that you should ask a real question and other than that, I'm going to someone else." pic.twitter.com/ADGxE2dE1W
Greg Gutfeld tees off on inane, virtue signalling Juan Williams.
— John Tharp (@JohnPTharp) March 30, 2020
Score! FNC FOX News Channel
"Your armchair quarterbacking is soooo tiresome Juan!"
Juan Williams: Where hope dies.
Oh, & Juan really doesn't know much about baseball either. pic.twitter.com/neAMDDOj5J
CNN cut away from the coronavirus press briefing when an executive of private company started speaking and encouraged people to pray and read their bibles
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 30, 2020
The "My Pillow guy" transformed his company into a mask manufacturer to help prevent the transmission of the Wuhan coronavirus.
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 30, 2020
What would you say you have done that's on par with that? https://t.co/VEqRKKvyY7
MSNBC personalities are having a complete meltdown about business leaders completely changing their companies overnight to help America deal with the Chinese-imported virus that currently has the entire nation on lockdown. https://t.co/4YlxVkZbLn
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 30, 2020
Media: WHY WON'T TRUMP GIVE MASKS AND VENTILATORS TO DOCTORS AND NURSES!?
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 30, 2020
Trump: This company is now making masks and ventilators.
CEO: Here's what we're doing to make more masks and ventilators.
MEDIA: OMG WHY ARE TRUMP AND THESE EVIL CEOS TALKING ABOUT MASKS AND VENTILATORS!?
When you start producing 50 thousand masks a day you can go up to the podium too In the meantime sit on your fence and keep your thumb up your ass. https://t.co/RWO6chxPXQ
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 30, 2020
Hey goofy My Pillow guy is making 50 thousand masks while this douche adds nothing to the world but his own self satisfied finger sniffing https://t.co/iHrC7Vnk7k
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: imp at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: freaked at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)
That's gold.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Lindell *retools* his factories to make masks--and they are going apeshit about his "selling MyPillows" at the Rose Garden!
They want to make sure that everybody who needs a mask can get one--but not if that MyPillow guy gets some credit!!
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (KXX3K)
all hail flounder, master of the universe.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Master of my domain, anywa . . . . and I'm out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: That Guy at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (QNXv1)
Posted by: Keyser at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (v8/5X)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)
She's doing better, over on her Twitter feed. She might be trainable.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Eicbe)
Why would anybody be anything other than grateful for his contribution?
The assholery of the MSM is really something to see.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (k4dH2)
CBS News says an "an editing mistake" led to the network airing footage of an Italian hospital during a segment (below) on New York's coronavirus crisis.
*********
OOOOOOPSIES
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)
https://triviahappy.com/wp- content/uploads/2014/08/wolfonjeopardy-520x293.jpg
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq
I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
They don't deserve recognition?
Why don't you tweet anonymously?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)
Lew had a sex change? Who knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (85Gof)
He's recovered to the point of being sent home. His doctor told him he "beat the odds".
I spoke to him Wed on the phone and I was convinced he'd never leave the hospital alive.
Thank The Good Lord I was wrong!
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (KXX3K)
Cry more, bitches.
==
Ace bringing it.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JAS at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (2BZBZ)
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.
This is going to be very bad.
**Types**Deletes.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (ycdBu)
Posted by: Fox's Token Retard Juan Williams at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (sf1AO)
You know Yamiche Alcindor is not PBS's token retard. She's PBS's typical retard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (dUJdY)
I love watching Juan make faces while other people are talking
whata dolt
Posted by: REDACTED
He also makes weird moaning and groaning noises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (GbPPJ)
How dare he *gasp* partner with them and let them individual lead their respective companies' efforts to make the much-needed supplies?!
See Joe Biden's tweet from last night demanding, by way of a dare, that Trump take over these companies in the next 48 hours -- to Save Lives(tm)!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (Qf83p)
BUT I CANT REST MY HEAD ON A SURGICAL MASK!
Posted by: CNN at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:43 PM (KXX3K)
I doubt it. I doubt it very much. She's unspeakably stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (Q7jm0)
https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq
I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)
In Washington State prostitutes are specifically exempt from the travel ban, like pot shops and pet stores...
Posted by: Rapier Fuckwit at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (QNXv1)
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.
Macy's has been in the shitter for a while... This just gives them an excuse
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: JAS at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (2BZBZ)
whata dolt
Posted by: REDACTED
He also makes weird moaning and groaning noises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Try having sex with him sometime!
It's all so distracting!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (lcxuD)
Fuck these people.
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
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Sports commentators.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
They need to Be Better.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (KXX3K)
OT: But big.
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.
This is going to be very bad.
**Types**Deletes.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:45 PM (ycdBu)
Fuck Macy's. They cancelled Trump lines in the 2016 primary season, because ORANGEMANBAD. Sorry for their employee's, but Macy's can DIAF.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (KnJdm)
He's recovered to the point of being sent home. His doctor told him he "beat the odds".
I spoke to him Wed on the phone and I was convinced he'd never leave the hospital alive.
Thank The Good Lord I was wrong!
Posted by: weirdflunky
odds are if you get wuhan whatevs you are fine.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (HALdu)
And I think the media is in full on panic mode now that they realize their fear mongering is actually helping Trump look BETTER instead of worse since he seems to be handling this crisis like an adult, and has answers to their questions.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (ZkXld)
https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq
I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw
thanks!
Can you believe they consider themselves to be "essential personnel" and even "first responders" in this crisis?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
==
Their bosses yelling at them to do something because Trumps pressers get bette rating than all of the combined ( I haven't seen the #s, hey fake but accurate).
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Be calm and fearless and ignore them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Z+IKu)
They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)
YES my pretties. YES....
Posted by: Xi Jinpingpong at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (HALdu)
I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 06:48 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (Eicbe)
But this flat out hate of the country and workjng for its demise daily is astonishing.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (lcxuD)
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.
This is going to be very bad.
**Types**Deletes.
Posted by: Digging Deeper
Macy's has been going sharply downhill for a couple of years. This is not a surprise.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)
______________
Yep, Macy's has been circling the drain for years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (k4dH2)
And it's such a simple frigging job. Watch, listen, report facts. And yet they screw it up repeatedly.
Firefighters never make that many mistake or they would be dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
Uh...drive-through?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
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"Fire fighters" right?
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)
@neontaster
·
23m
I hope all y'all refuse a Mike Lindell mask if you're offered one. That'll show Drumpf.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (KXX3K)
Posted by: Rapier Fuckwit at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (QNXv1)
https://tinyurl.com/tsbpgpo
He is a great example of turning your life around, hitting rock bottom and then building a successful business that helps others out of failure/dysfunction like himself. A really good guy.
That the twitter and media bros are mocking him in particular is so very. . . fitting? Illuminating? Remember this when they claim to be for the little guy.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (bDqIh)
https://tinyurl.com/vcnylcq
I've never seen another profession where people can be so consistently wrong and not only keep their jobs but get hugely rewarded.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
They're propagandists. In that respect, they are doing their jobs to their utmost.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 30, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)
They are terrible propagandists, since the more they attack the more popular he gets. They should be fired for that.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
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They haven't shut down the national press.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)
I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg
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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: Iasonas at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (ZMtsZ)
Holy shit Gutfeld dragged Juan.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone
It wasn't the first time, either.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)
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"Fire fighters" right?
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 06:50 PM (Eicbe)
Fire starters
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Iasonas at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (ZMtsZ)
Yes. I really notice when I don't have it when sleeping.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)
The media can't die fast enough for me.
I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg
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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 06:51 PM (lcxuD)
And then a giant crane with an electromagnet picks them up and drops them into car crusher.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: WuHAN Solo at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (z5php)
Ummmmmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Barky, Glory Hole Attendant, Third Class at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (QNXv1)
They just can't beat Amazon. Walmart is giving it the old college try but still hasn't found it.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (K22Va)
I hope they all get in a cab and the cab driver is Toonces.
Posted by: jsg
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I hope they all get in a car when a stranger offers them candy.
Posted by: RKae a
I hope they get in a car and the driver is a Kennedy.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (axyOa)
How dare he *gasp* partner with them and let them individual lead their respective companies' efforts to make the much-needed supplies?!
It bears repeating: leftists get a chubby from coercing people to do some things, and forbidding them from doing others. They live for the opportunity.
Now what gets more enthusiastic, efficient cooperation: coercion, or persuasion that something is in a person's interest?
This is why socialist countries without exception struggle economically. Coercion at best gets grudging acquiescence, lackadaisical efforts, and oftentimes outright sabotage. Persuasion gets enthusiastic, energetic performance.
Someday the Reds will finally figure that out. I hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Q7jm0)
How is that "homophobic?"
Now, if someone said, "You have a terribly homosexual face, and that scares the shit outta me," yeah, THAT would be homophobic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)
Stirewalt divides his time
eating
thinking himself humorous
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)
Torturing small animals.
Playing with himself with tortured small animals.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (L0zyY)
I resisted buying one for a long time cause it seemed like a Ronco product. But I have some neck and back issues and I've never been able to find a good pillow so I finally broke down.
Best pillow for me I've ever had.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (AD3JT)
145, 155, 263, 401, 524, 363,
388 today with an hour left in their GMT day. But yesterday's number was revised up overnight, so not sure exactly how they figure.
but ... it is a couple days lower, not exponentially up. That could be all due to the many days of self isolating ... I'm hoping for a more dramatic turn from wider HCQ-Z-Pak treatment. Or at least some numbers on how much usage that is getting.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)
Willowed from Jane,
A local nurse went on our Nextdoor and told the hysterics that wearing gloves everywhere isn't helping, unless you're discarding the gloves after every single use. She said she washes her hands regularly, and uses wipes to open her car door and wipe down her groceries when she gets home.
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This. Carry wipes with you and wipe your hands, or if you wear gloves, wipe the gloves off.
You can wash your gloved hands just like you always wash your nekkid hands
When cooking, I wear gloves to chop onions and other vegetables. I may also be browning hamburger or some other task. I stop and wash my gloved hands in between each task. I don't mix meat germs with vegetables and vice versa.
You can do the same in public. Wash the gloves before shopping. Wash them again after you check out. Or wipe them down with Clorox wipes, or even a hand towel moistened with alcohol and water kept in a gallon ziploc.
Be imaginative.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (KylN9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Our local gun club, after being closed for the last two weeks is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:53 PM (8/E19)
You mispelled "Louisville Slugger."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: dartist at March
think wmt is going to be ok, they and amzn are doing diff things.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)
eating
thinking himself humorous
Posted by: REDACTED
+ making female coworkers... uncomfortable
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (jUVms)
The root of the agony: They believe that the govt, *their* government- properly bloated, can take care of all. Every business and individual. They hate it when individuals, businesses, and the free market excel.
Posted by: socalcon at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (Roy2Z)
Macy's just announced it has laid off 130k employees nation wide.
Furlough, not lay off. Makes a difference.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara[\i]
I hope they NEVER figure it out. I want them eliminated from the face of the earth.
Posted by: BifBewalkski at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (VcFUs)
Ever.
If these people cannot get on board for this, they cannot get on board for anything. Nothing - NOTHING - is more important than attempting to dunk on Trump.
Since we are all going to have a little free time after this, I think its going to be a very hot summer.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)
Three fewer expressions than lower-IQ dogs.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:55 PM (HALdu)
Except WalMart gets a lot of their merch from China.
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (x8Wzq)
You can wash your gloved hands just like you always wash your nekkid hands
When cooking, I wear gloves to chop onions and other vegetables. I may also be browning hamburger or some other task. I stop and wash my gloved hands in between each task. I don't mix meat germs with vegetables and vice versa.
You can do the same in public. Wash the gloves before shopping. Wash them again after you check out. Or wipe them down with Clorox wipes, or even a hand towel moistened with alcohol and water kept in a gallon ziploc.
Be imaginative.
Posted by: rd at March
having gloves better than no gloves
having masks better than no masks
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (HALdu)
Our local gun club, after being closed for the last two weeks is now OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
MSM: President Obama, it is a scientific fact that your touch cures corona virus; how will you deal with your chapped fingers?
MSM: Mr. Trump, considering that you have spread corona virus in NYC in order to buy the emptied property cheap, how can you continue to breathe?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (yTd+z)
Just checked.
It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.
If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.
At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.
This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Not to their checking accounts. Or their landlords.
I had to take a 20% pay cut. But hey, not a layoff!
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)
______________
Yep, Macy's has been circling the drain for years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 06:49 PM (k4dH2)
They're following Sears' trajectory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2020 06:52 PM (l3+k2)
There is no need for news organizations any more. Tim Pool does a better job by himself than CNN and MSNBC.
Dave Rubin does better interviews than any Sunday show on the major networks.
Independent small organizations, like the local paper of generations back, do a better job and can't all be controlled. Fox was supposed to be the 'straight' reporting site, and it is being co-opted by the left even as the rest of cable news dies.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: davidt at March
sure, but they do not have to.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (a48q1)
I'm dying here.
Trump needs to steal that. Go all in, Donald. The press can't hate you any more than they do now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)
Malls may pivot to some other business model, but movie theaters are done. D.O.N.E.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (Q7jm0)
@42
Just checked.
It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.
If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.
At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.
This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)
Depends on their debt situation, I would imagine. I am holding out for Dicks to hit the shitter.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (KnJdm)
Things are going good.
Taught the boy how to fix his scooter. He's riding it around right now.
Taught the girl how to make a shiv, prison style, out of a chunk of wood and a concrete floor. When she's done sharpening it, we'll make a cute design for the handle part. Maybe Hello Kitty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (II2Y0)
388 today with an hour left in their GMT day. But yesterday's number was revised up overnight, so not sure exactly how they figure.
but ... it is a couple days lower, not exponentially up. That could be all due to the many days of self isolating ... I'm hoping for a more dramatic turn from wider HCQ-Z-Pak treatment. Or at least some numbers on how much usage that is getting.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)
What is the breakdown by age?
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (zqs/f)
Not to their checking accounts. Or their landlords.
I had to take a 20% pay cut. But hey, not a layoff!
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (ZfRYq)
The business should contact unemployment directly as they've been furloughed and should be getting checks soon.
If Macy's did it right.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Nahhh....Ace is better cause his fucking verbs, adjectives and gerunds are more educational.
Also tv news is for tweens and beginners of life. Just exactly like that board game Life.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (mkuG1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
----------------------
There's that. We dodged a bowling ball with Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (qurRi)
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 06:54 PM
~~~
But then they'd have one less thing to whine about.
Posted by: socalcon at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Roy2Z)
I like the ping. Plus durable. One can beat many more commies without cracking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Ss+mY)
And they've been closes stores for a while
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (5bxa0)
Ours never closed! G-d bless Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
your governor isn't a commie faggot sleazeball
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Did Inslee add back gun stores/ranges to the essential list?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (arJlL)
"That the twitter and media bros are mocking him in particular is so very. . . fitting? Illuminating? Remember this when they claim to be for the little guy."
They are little guys, The Paolo says he has been told.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (puu6v)
So, so sexy.
Posted by: John Waters at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (sWM8x)
It's number 19 of the the top 100 retailers in the country.
If it's circling the drain then there are 80 retailers that are going to follow suit right behind it.
At the end of this disaster there may be only 10 retailers left standing.
This will also effectively kill off mall and movie culture perhaps forever.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March
heh, retail has been screwed since 2000
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
yes he did
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)
True. Doing business in China is going to change when Trump gets this virus squared away. I think they're fvcked.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (K22Va)
It's impossible to carry enough gloves in the thirdworld to use and toss them. We reuse, washing between patients and procedures, with a cleaner appropriate to what we got our hands into.
Mostly, we use Playtex type kitchen gloves, even for surgery, as they hold up very well, and are easily cleaned.
The great surgeon Halsted invented the modern latex glove. They used carbolic acid misters over the surgical field and his scrub nurse, who he was banging on the side, got rough hands from the spray...
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (EZzPE)
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)
If Macy's did it right.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)
This creates a hole that won't get filled up.
Count me among the people that say we need to get America open for business as soon as we can.
We need to figure out the risk mitigation and get on that while working on returning to normal.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: dartist at March
yes
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (HALdu)
gloves will not help
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (rpxSz)
Three fewer expressions than lower-IQ dogs.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Someone should try howling and see if Juan will start howling too. Or maybe try throwing a tennis ball and see if he'll retrieve it. It'd probably take long and patient tutelage, but it'd be worth it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (Q7jm0)
Did Inslee add back gun stores/ranges to the essential list?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
yes he did
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Outstanding. Maybe I will get a call when my receiver comes in.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (KnJdm)
So, so sexy.
Posted by: John Waters at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (sWM8x)
If you're into dudes who's faces were lit on fire and put out with a track shoe.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (ZCEU2)
If they can turn out even 200 a week early, I bet PDT will give them major podium time.
Do good, and the President will give you a chance to shine in the spotlight.
How many of these grandstanding narcissistic megalomaniac CEOS would move heaven and earth in their corporations to get this exposure? Trump understands people. He will give them any and every motivation to fight this virus and help the American People.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:01 PM (BRpqW)
So, so sexy.
Posted by: John Waters
ISWYDT
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (K3B2k)
Point 2: Maybe Trump should order the New York Times and Washington Post to produce toilet paper in this national crisis.
Posted by: William Eaton at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (cfkTP)
I'm buying a myPillow.
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)
We've had them on our bed for a while now. Love them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (88xKn)
He fights. We cannot do without people like him.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (l9m7l)
there's a whole folder at Pornhub for this
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (Ss+mY)
gloves will not help
Posted by: REDACTED at March
sure but if you use gloves you do not have to touch anything to begin with or wash your hands as frequently.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: ALH at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (Lhcx9)
I think his specialty is Ring-Dings and Chocodiles.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (SwWMX)
True. Doing business in China is going to change when Trump gets this virus squared away. I think they're fvcked.
________________
And nobody has ever deserved it more than those assholes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)
FALSE
Ron Glass did not look like a fucking mongoloid.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Count me among the people that say we need to get America open for business as soon as we can.
We need to figure out the risk mitigation and get on that while working on returning to normal.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Macy's was having issues, but I agree. 130k employees is large. Hopefully, we can get things rolling soon to put a large percentage back to work.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Nothing but crap.....overpriced crap.
I used the can and left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)
I like the ping. Plus durable. One can beat many more commies without cracking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 06:59 PM (Ss+mY)
Finally, a good use for aluminum bats.
At our (now suspended) weekly BP sessions, anyone who produces an aluminum bat gets all the, "Hey, a couple lesbian softball players are looking for their bat. You don't know anything about that, do ya?" jokes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (88xKn)
Least expensive place to buy them is Bed, Bath and Beyond. And use one of those never-expiring 20% off coupons. The stores are closed, but you can still order online.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Ss+mY)
Ford and GE are supposedly going to start making ventilators beginning APRIL 20.
I hope it helps GE. They're killin me.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: dantesed at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (88xKn)
We need to do this in the next two weeks to stave of the domino cascade of stores and businesses shutting down, more than likely never to return.
There are controlled burns that beneficially destroy and then there is napalm MOABS dropped from the skies to destroy utterly.
We can see the bombers approaching from over the horizon.
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (ycdBu)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (mkuG1)
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)
They work. You do have to match your normal sleep posture to make it work.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zgq3t)
Thanks for that, it really brightened my day.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Burke at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (xAEHD)
Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 30, 2020 06:56 PM (ycdBu)
Malls may pivot to some other business model, but movie theaters are done. D.O.N.E.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (Q7jm0)
malls were already dying - this just fast forwards the process.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (Q7jm0)
Juan Williams and everyone in the Dem-Media Complex will continue to attack Trump for not doing any number of things in-time. When asked what their plan of action was at the same points in time, they will all flash their journalist, or pundit, or I'm only a Representative/Senator cards, and say it isn't their job to plan for a nation-wide virus outbreak, it's the job of POTUS.
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)
That's gonna be a shit ton of masks. But the press makes fun of him.......... cause he is a Christian.
Think I need to go buy a my pillow before they are all gone.The press has pretty much killed itself with this one.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (J4rdp)
Greg Gutfield has decided, hey, guys, you know what, shit has gotten real here, maybe we should talk like it has.
And Juan is like "I get millions of dollars from Fox each year to say this hippydippy shit, why would I change."
I submit that Gutfield is failing because he thinks this changes things, and it doesn't.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)
Harbor Freight is essentially 100% Chinese shite, but they donated ALL their respirator/mask stock to medical facilities, so I'll give them a pass. But I don't buy Chinese shite if I can avoid it.
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (EZzPE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (HALdu)
if you are not going to touch anything
why wear gloves ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (zgq3t)
Line extension for MyPillow: pillows in various flavors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Q7jm0)
FALSE
Ron Glass did not look like a fucking mongoloid.
Ron could rock the afro too. Made me want to grow one except my Celtic roots are opposed for some reason.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)
One, the virus rides on much larger droplets, caught by either mask, (or maybe a few layers of a nicely designed t-shirt mask, not covered in their study).
Two, the N-95 masks are smaller and harder to breathe through, so completely unfiltered air is pulled in around the edges.
Someone linked to an old study here, showing how to use a t-shirt to make a cool looking, tight fitting mask. Looked more comfortable and effective than the others.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)
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AKA Clown-nose off.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)
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The sheets are great too. And much cheaper than those Boll and Branch
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym
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Call me crazy but shouldn't one be a bit more in front of her?
But I didn't go to medical school so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:04 PM (Ss+mY)
Cadillac man, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (rpxSz)
Juan Williams represents the Left.
Of the bell curve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (Ss+mY)
Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (IYHxL)
I've bought 7 my pillows and the giza dream sheets.
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (nRWPy)
I keep meaning to order the Giza dream sheets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
AND HAVE A TEN YEAR WARRANTY
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (nRWPy)
Thanks for that, it really brightened my day.
Carpe Donk's reply is hilarious as well.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: illiniwek at March
not when they have been fitted by somebody that knows how.
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
Greg Gutfield has decided, hey, guys, you know what, shit has gotten real here, maybe we should talk like it has.
And Juan is like "I get millions of dollars from Fox each year to say this hippydippy shit, why would I change."
I submit that Gutfield is failing because he thinks this changes things, and it doesn't.
Posted by: blaster
I agree with your premise but not necessarily your conclusion.
But good on GG either way.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (rpxSz)
btw, there's been a couple interesting pieces written about how a lot of comic book artists have been given "Pencils Down" orders. Comic Book shops were on the way out before, due to the product being so bad. 2 months with no new product and no customers should just about finish the comic books stores off, nationwide. And once the stores are gone, the publishing companies go with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (V2Yro)
Enjoying a drop of The Creature, smoking a Marlboro, listening to The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, watching the kids play and make shivs. The ol' lady's in the back with the baby.
Life's been worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (II2Y0)
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Anybody remember WalMart's Buy American Campaign?
'Made in America' featuring 'Dream On' by Aerosmith
https://youtu.be/sB5EGCOJ1iI
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)
But are they made from ORGANIC cotton?
I'm curious to see the inorganic cotton.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (qe5CM)
They're probably Republicans the way David French, Steve Hayes, and the other NeverTrumpers are.
And I'm tired of seeing all Juan's family vacation pics. People are hurting and making sacrifices, and it's all good in his world. He needs to knock it off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (nRWPy)
Enjoying a drop of The Creature, smoking a Marlboro, listening to The Ballad of Curtis Lowe, watching the kids play and make shivs. The ol' lady's in the back with the baby.
Life's been worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
good fro you YD.
you have chosen wisely
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (0OmEj)
why wear gloves ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March
that is a good question.
why are you asking it?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Do they have any body-length ones with Sailor Moon printed on them?
Just asking as a non-sequitur.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (lcxuD)
Posted by: davidt at March
and they sell a lot of their merch to immigrants.
Great American company, that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)
He fights. We cannot do without people like him.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:02 PM (7ZQe3)
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He has had real troubles. Addiction, bad relationships, broke, messed up. He found God, cleaned up, found a way to make a better product, and has made millions. Then he started making and marketing related products, and made millions more.
I do expect he will eventually get into politics sometime.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)
This sort of thing annoys the shit out of me. People who are in their own lives hopelessly inadequate, having never done anything worth a damn, never having run anything apart from their mouths, never made a decision more consequential than whether to have another beer, sit on the sideline and kibbitz about what someone who's actually in the fray should, or should have done.
"Yeah, they should've had the battleships put out to sea on December 6th. Sheesh, can't these people do anything right? It was obvious that Pearl Harbor would be the target."
Yeah. NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Q7jm0)
But good on GG either way.
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:08 PM (Qf83p)
Which part of my conclusion? Do you think that things really are different now?
I think that they aren't. And GG's misunderstanding is that they are. Different I mean.
No, the game is dunk on Trump. Apocalyptic virus or not.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Q7jm0)
A healthcare worker has just POSITIVE for Coronavirus.
Posted by: The MSM's business model is FEAR at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Organic is probably how it is grown.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 06:58 PM (KnJdm)
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Phrasing!
Posted by: Shemp at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (J4rdp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (8/E19)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)
Err, both?
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)
But they won't wear some goddamned face masks when they run on the midway in the park. Instead they spray the passers by with their huffing and panting while ignoring the 6 foot distancing. Fuck these assholes.
And I welcome the hospital ship but I hope they have some admitting procedures. I can foresee some dickheads trying to get aboard for a hangnail cause they want to see what the ship is like.
Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: klaftern
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...and that they can make laws against being mean.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (lcxuD)
I imagine if, on Feb 1 Trump pulled 1 billion masks and 350 million test
kits out of CDC storage, and was able to stop this at 1000 cases, the
MSM would cry foul that it was either 1- overkill, or 2- He did nothing
for those 1000 victims.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)
No, they'd accuse him of generating a panic hoax virus in an election year since if prevented the pandemic then there wouldn't be a pandemic. Or something.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)
This describes my confidence in him from day one. He didn't know how to run hotels. Or golf courses. But he hires the best and pushes them.
Government is a tad different and it took him a while to get rid of the chaff.
He's got this.
Posted by: golfman at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)
THANKS! Just ordered a pair.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: NBC Red Radio Network at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (dNzKv)
They'd be screaming that it was a PR stunt that was totally unnecessary, as only 1000 people got the Chinese crap, and 1000 people die every week from traffic accidents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Q7jm0)
Posted by: illiniwek at March
yeah, they are
I do like 1 and 1/2 on the elliptical every day and when I wear one for leaves and stuff, it makes me a little winded
and I have wore them forever for restoration
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (rpxSz)
no idea ... they only give case and deaths ... and how many are serious. It would help to have all other factors ... maybe even total deaths for nation versus usual deaths. I bet national death rate could be lower ... everyone is sitting at home ... fewer accidents and heart attacks from over work. ... but more suicides and murder of spouses.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)
and his scrub nurse, who he was banging on the side. . .
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym
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Call me crazy but shouldn't one be a bit more in front of her?
obstructs the camera.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (rpxSz)
Just asking as a non-sequitur.
Posted by: RKae at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (lcxuD)
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Printing goes on the removable and washable cover.
Posted by: Pervert! at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (+0uDE)
What are the odds of Joey Stickyfingers "coincidentally" contracting Chinese Bat Soup Flu between now and the end of June?
Pretty damn high I'd wager. Pretty damn high.
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:06 PM (7ZQe3)
The high cost of Boll and Branch sheets must be for all of those ads and the cool packaging, because they were thoroughly mediocre.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (8/E19)
Yep. Like a good quarterback. Doesn't run the ball every time, doesn't have to block everybody, doesn't run pass patterns. Just makes everything else work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:14 PM (Q7jm0)
He also hires a lot of recovered addicts like himself.
And while it's wonderful to see these American companies step up, they are also ensuring their staff stays employed. Win-win all around. Unlike the Kennedy Center, they don't want a federal handout and then give their employees the shaft.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
and mine are already wearing thin. I've had them less than a year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Macy's was having issues, but I agree. 130k employees is large. Hopefully, we can get things rolling soon to put a large percentage back to work.
_________________
We're going to need to create a new normal. We need to take back a lot of the shit we've outsourced to China. For starters, we must start manufacturing our own meds again. We can never again be in a position where we are so dependent upon an enemy like China for our vital needs.
We also must start manufacturing our own essential electronics again (like the circuit boards needed for ventilators).
We're going to have to cut a lot of ties to China, and build factories here (and re-write our overly-burdensome regulatory system, among other changes). It'll be like a war effort, but we've done it before and we can do it again. And once it's done, we'll be a lot better off for having done it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (a4EWo)
Ha. I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 07:13 PM (Q7jm0)
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Plus the deaths from Trump-flu season still dwarf the lives he "saved" by acting swiftly racist over the "Chinese contagion".
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (qurRi)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
I used to work with a fella named Louis. He used to corn row his hair for a week or so and then he would break out that black power fisted hair pic and go to town on his hair.
I asked him, "Hey, Louis, what are you doing?".
Louis would yell back, "I'm bustin a fro!".
Good times.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (Qf83p)
Johns Hopkins numbers haven't been updated yet today, Washington will break into the 200s
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)
We also must start manufacturing our own essential electronics again (like the circuit boards needed for ventilators).
We're going to have to cut a lot of ties to China, and build factories here (and re-write our overly-burdensome regulatory system, among other changes). It'll be like a war effort, but we've done it before and we can do it again. And once it's done, we'll be a lot better off for having done it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March
unions?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)
President Trump to @Acosta:
"And it's people like you and CNN that say things like that... it's why people just don't want to listen to CNN anymore."
@AliVelshit
Trump just called the "My Pillow" guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.
@ me on this thread
Trump also called out the "My Microphone!!!1!" from the podium. You cannot stuff enough barb wire pineapples up Ali Velshi's and Jim Acosta's asses
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Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (786Ro)
I'm curious to see the inorganic cotton.
Posted by: Sponge at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Its called Nylon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March
how us use them makes a difference
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (Ss+mY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:15 PM (d7Ww2)
Ah maybe your using them to much cough cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:17 PM (85Gof)
Trump just called the "My Pillow" guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.
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The irony is when a media guy tells you want cannot be made up.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
china makes a lot of the real stuff but there is some med equipment that does get made here...
... nurse fetish gear. MedFetUK has donated their stock to the NHS.
link to Vice -
tinyurl.com/uouwy54
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (BRpqW)
Eh, Hollywood will never shut down. There are always sycophants to keep it running. I heard that back in the day, actors were considered a low brow profession. Maybe we could return to that mindset. "Hey, who is this nobody telling me what to do? Go back and read your lines!"
Malls have been dying for decades. The one near me was already being shopped around as another new apartment complex in a mass mailing campaign last year. With this year, I see it becoming a reality. Yay, more overpriced apartments. Goodbye restaurants.
Posted by: soulpile at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (rwZk1)
Posted by: Mookie at March 30, 2020 07:07 PM (3vIkC)
This describes my confidence in him from day one. He didn't know how to run hotels. Or golf courses. But he hires the best and pushes them.
Government is a tad different and it took him a while to get rid of the chaff.
He's got this.
Posted by: golfman at March 30, 2020 07:12 PM (hOMhY)
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"I am a better speech writer than my speech writers."
"I am a better campaign manager than my campaign manager."
Posted by: Stupid things said by stupid and narcissistic people at March 30, 2020 07:18 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: pookysgirl, well-versed in magic medical words at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (XKZwp)
But twelve unnamed U.S. presidents sleep on them!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (gd9RK)
Johns Hopkins numbers haven't been updated yet today, Washington will break into the 200s
Posted by: Skip
Our Betters at KOMO said (because we have checked all reporting counties) that it is at 204.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (sGotD)
- President Theodore Roosevelt
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 06:41 PM
But is he master of his domain?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (hku12)
let is grow, man.
Posted by: Samson at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Too many U-turns underneath?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (Y4EXg)
But Trump is a President, not an epidemiologist.
I think he has done a fantastic job, but I am disgusted in the "experts" who have been living off the gov. fisk for decades researching, studying and devoting their lives in preparation for such a moment. Most are idiots and they make that clear every day.
OK, maybe I am all wrong but here is my list.
1. domestic travel on planes or trains should have been shut down in any city with community spread as soon as we understood what happened in Korea and Diamond Princess
2. All indoor gatherings should have been de-concentrated. This includes hospitals.
3. All health care workers or anyone in a fever clinic should have a PAPR (battery powered full head respirator like military uses)
4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.
5. Focus on testing is stupid. the tests are too inaccurate at best. They tell you roughly how much is out there, but are useless for isolating or control. They should have instead done a random population survey to find out how many people are asympomatic
6. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.
7. My favorite gripe is Ro. This describes a model, not a virus. It is a post-hoc variable to describe what happened. It is like using scoring average to predict a football score. I hear these experts talk about it, and I immediately know that they are clueless. (I know modeling from work experience.)
Most of these things I have said weeks ago on this site. Not saying I am super smart, but that this stuff was knowable and the experts should have prepared the country better.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
412 dead vs Europe's 2800! We are doing really well considering we don't have universal healthcare like the europeans.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (gd9RK)
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You wouldn't know them. They live in Canada.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)
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So leveling off. Not going up.
It's been around 250 nationally for 4 days.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (vF+fs)
Corp of Engineers are ripping it up in Chicago. McCormick Place is gigantic.
Posted by: dartist at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (K22Va)
Now every mayor is going to want one.
Posted by: Zombie Cecil B. Demille at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
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Changes will have to be made. Big changes. It's the only way. We've let this insanity go on for far too long, and most people understand that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
- President Theodore Roosevelt
The problem is that all leftist journalists see themselves as the guy in the ring.
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (67sg6)
Doesn't My Pillow make dog beds, too? They also make travel pillows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC)
Yes to both. They advertise quite a bit on our local conservative radio station
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (3Gu0g)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
Did you play hockey in the 80's by any chance?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)
Jim Acosta needs to be dropped in a volcano.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)
and eye grinders
and gold diggers
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR FACE
gloves or no gloves, doesn't make any difference
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (+s5Ks)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Publicly, not that I know.
Posted by: Axeman at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (C1Lsn)
What we got here is a failure to communicate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (85Gof)
Did you play hockey in the 80's by any chance?
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Qf83p)
Only wanted to.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)
Weren't 60 or so from or affiliated with the Kirkland Life Care Center?
Leaving 140 in a huge county with tens of thousands of homeless -- not shocking.
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (dLLD6)
Well, my shemagh always worked Good as a mask for me. Might not be ideal for the grocery store. But whatever.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (8/E19)
I picked up some surplus flecktarn triangular bandanas, because, why not. They are big enough to use as a sling, and they are as soft as Demi Rose's my pillows.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:23 PM (KnJdm)
Cuba 2.3%, and they only have 170 sick.
Europe..........6.5%.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)
you have chosen wisely
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)
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Oh you're damn right.
Cruisin' through this panic on an even keel. I finally got to a point where shit makes sense. Not going to upset the boat over. Nobody here has the Chinese Scurvy, and if we get it, we'll live.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)
How do most people do it?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 30, 2020 06:42 PM (Q7jm0)
Lew had a sex change? Who knew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 06:44 PM (85Gof)
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But she was pretty good in "Airplane."
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (PfN1h)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (a2+h/)
Someone tell that Joe Biden fellow to shut up.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (t6XCL)
4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
You had me at that one.
You know the rule - Cut.Jib.Newsletter.
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)
The more they talk, the more it is evident that they are worthless.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (aS1PU)
The problem is that all leftist journalists see themselves as the guy in the ring.
Well, most of them did have their heads planted firmly up Obama's rectum, so I guess that counts.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)
For me its never buying a fucking thing made in China again. I have the benefit of being able to influence my company away from using Chinese made products, it was going to be slow and subtle at first but now Im going warp 10.
I used to passively hate China but Im embarrassed that I didnt really make the effort to effectively excise anything they made out of my life or truly recognize the enemy they were until now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (+dsLj)
These floppy bad imitations od Pelosi's tits I have been using are plumb worn out
Posted by: jsg at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (POXG+)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (KylN9)
That's why they call you dingbat.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2020 07:19 PM (DMUuz)
Out at 10.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy
wouldn't that do more harm than good?
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (dNzKv)
Their lie is ruined. Like Richard Harris's soggy cake.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (DcX4J)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjcRpmDLnOc
Even if you feel the proper response is "Let it burn!!!", it still highlights how almost all revenue streams are cut off: movies, stores, theme parks, cruise lines, t.v. and movie production, etc.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: pookysgirl, well-versed in magic medical words
They're a tough fit, though. They assume you have an inch-wide mouth and a dot for a nose.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
I'm transitioning from 70 years of high and tight to a decision: GheyBun or Ghey Ponytail?
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (KylN9)
"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."
See -- they really, really want Trump to go Socialist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (bDqIh)
______________
Creating it probably isn't that hard (but you've have to ask the Chinese about that).
The problem is containing it once you've created it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Years ago I was an engineer on a big ass, dirty crude oil tanker when I
was told to help a USN engineer survey the vessel. I asked him what was
up and he said the Navy was thinking of converting a couple of 100 dwt
tankers into hospital ships. My reply was you're sh*tting me, but today
that ship is USNS COMFORT.
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)
That is pretty cool.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:21 PM (a2+h/)
I like to dry mine first.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (T6t7i)
. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.
I really think they're purposely sandbagging this
not sure why
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (BRpqW)
kidding, probably have a million in stock
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yeah, he came up negative
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Cosda at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (uaAdn)
thank You. And i mean that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)
Cuba 2.3%, and they only have 170 sick.
Europe..........6.5%.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)
Wow, isn't socialist medicine great?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (3Gu0g)
Makes no sense from any direction to me. But I think you are right.
Posted by: RM at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (0Kazp)
Posted by: LASue at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hammer & Sickle Sheets at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (II2Y0)
4. FDA and CDC personnel should have been randomly caned until they had a working test system for entire population. Then fired.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
You had me at that one.
You know the rule - Cut.Jib.Newsletter.
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (786Ro)
You all do realize that we are about 2.5 MONTHS into this? That we had no access to the virus before about Jan 15?
That they have been able to get ANY tests started, and promulgated, never would have happened this fast before.
Folks seem to think that technology just appears out of no where.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
Hah!
I had to give myself a buzzcut this weekend with the old clippers. Bit of hack job, but no one can see me up close right now anyway because of JayZ Inslee's stay-home directive.
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (786Ro)
Jane, I have You, Mr. D'oh and D'oh boy in my prayers everyday. Love you all.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:24 PM (a2+h/)
Love you, too. And you're always in my prayers. You're an angel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)
These floppy bad imitations od Pelosi's tits I have been using are plumb worn out
Posted by: jsg
o_O
I guess most of us will be sleeping in our recliners tonight...
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: RM at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (0Kazp)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM
Chill. I really just like the idea of random canings and firings of bureaucrats.
Posted by: Hands at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 30, 2020 07:25 PM (dNzKv)
Thinking some nations leaders, in private, are thinking losing 50k or so is not such a bad thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2020 07:29 PM (75OeF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:09 PM
I don't know that much about Tony but I would definitely not call Raffi a NeverTrumper- he worked for Steve Scalise. He has also been very effective in recruiting African-American voters.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Romeo13
We've talked about this before on this site. The technologically ignorant think it's just a matter of going to the big drawer marked "Breakthrough Ideas" and pulling one out.
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (T6t7i)
I am being serious when I say we should nuke China out of existence.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: it begins... at March 30, 2020 07:28 PM (MRjKr)
We all did. When Donna Brazille seems like a lib voice of reason....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: not so at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Good old fashioned donuts are too simple for a sophisticated man like that.
Posted by: William Eaton at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (O9JR8)
. And then focused on antibody testing. We used to do a lot of that, and I am not sure what happened but I see none reported so far.
I really think they're purposely sandbagging this
not sure why
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (j9HX3)
Wouldn't it be very difficult to tell the difference between an antibody for Covid 19, and a regular Rhinovirus antibody for the common Cold?
I'm sure there is not a huge genetic difference between the two.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)
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Presidents of what? Rotary clubs? I've always been suspicious of this.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: pep at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (T6t7i)
Didn't catch everything he said, something like "When we're old we'll all be eating cat food out of cans" or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2020 07:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2020 07:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (a2+h/)
Posted by: klaftern at March 30, 2020 07:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: UGAdawg at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: artemis at March 30, 2020 07:10 PM (AwPyG)
NOPE!
Senator what's her name is up again this year after she won the special election to replace Stuart Smally-Franken, and Amy Klobuchar was reelected in 2018, and is up again in 2024.
Maybe Governor My Pillow Guy in 2022?
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:35 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Romeo13
Except it did happen in other countries.
I bet we spend 100x what the Koreans do in preparedness.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2020 07:27 PM
"We need to invent technology that's never even been invented yet."
Posted by: Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (DMUuz)
I'm sure there is not a huge genetic difference between the two.
Posted by: Romeo13
Someone said that it is same as SARS, and those tests work, but I do not know about other corona viruses. Rhinovirus is completely different.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: President Hillary at March 30, 2020 07:38 PM (4a9Vv)
I am being serious when I say we should nuke China out of existence.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 30, 2020 07:30 PM (s9Eo
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Nuke 'em from space. I hear it's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (PfN1h)
Posted by: President Hillary at March 30, 2020 07:39 PM (4a9Vv)
That's why they call you dingbat.
Huh? Since I must be retarded, maybe you could enlighten me on WTF your comment means? Oh, by the way, I picked my name, not anyone else. LOLGF Asshole. N
Posted by: Dingbat at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (KylN9)
He fights. We cannot do without people like him.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 30,
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He says he was an addict for years, and was saved by God. Since then he decided to open a company to enable him to help other struggling addicts. That's why he wears a cross always. I'm very impressed by him and his story.
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 30, 2020 07:40 PM (lonOK)
If on purpose the benefit is sunlight on the carts kills bacteria.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)
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You cannot have a beard or most mustaches if you wear a mask.
We were required to be trained and mask fitted for full face repirators and SCBA. Everyone had a can of shave cream and a razor, because even afive o'clock shadow screws up the mask fit.
And you need to mask fit every year. People's faces do change.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (+0uDE)
Obviously he's not being paid for his 'expertise.'
It would be nice if we could expose people like this who are paid to be nothing but agitators.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 30, 2020 07:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (4xc10)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade
You make it sound like heaven on earth.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 30, 2020 07:47 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 30, 2020 07:48 PM (PUmDY)
I bet we spend 100x what the Koreans do in preparedness.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 30, 2020 07:36 PM (LWu6U)
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And in turn, South Korea with the Norks breathing down their necks, spends 100X the next most prepared country.
Example:
The Germans have fallen so far, that the broke ass Greeks have more running panzers than Germany. Last I heard, none of the German Submarines were operational either.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)
The Germans have fallen so far, that the broke ass Greeks have more running panzers than Germany. Last I heard, none of the German Submarines were operational either.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:49 PM (+0uDE)
Last year, there was an accident where 2 of Germany's operational Eurofighters took off together and turned into each other. 1 pilot survived, one didn't.
that one accident knocked out 10% of Germany's operational fighter aircraft.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (V2Yro)
If on purpose the benefit is sunlight on the carts kills bacteria.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Makes sense. UV Is a wonderful thing.
Bet the roofs go back on in a few months. Rain and sun really f's up mechanical equipment, rubber, and plastics.
Posted by: rd at March 30, 2020 07:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at March 30, 2020 07:55 PM (EZzPE)
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 30, 2020 07:56 PM (lonOK)
He says he was an addict for years, and was saved by God. Since then he decided to open a company to enable him to help other struggling addicts. That's why he wears a cross always. I'm very impressed by him and his story.
When I lived in MN I made donations to the local Salvation Army. As a donor, I received their magazine. That's where I first read Mike Lindell's story. I think it was the SA that helped him turn his life around and also why he, like the SA, gives the downtrodden a second chance through employment at his company. Very inspiring.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (qe5CM)
OMG, Maddow's response to Trump is snark about the ship not being there last week, then she adds this:
"And please nationalize the supply chain for critical medical supplies. Thanks for watching, Mr. President."
See -- they really, really want Trump to go Socialist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2020 07:26 PM (bDqIh)
Just what we need, putting a bunch of govt. bureaucrats in charge of production.
Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2020 07:58 PM (CDGwz)
hey juan you fucking idiot...THE ENTIRE ECONOMY IS SHUT DOWN...
The idiot racist moron VA Gov shut down Virginia for two months.
Juan is beyond a piece of garbage.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 30, 2020 08:13 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 30, 2020 08:47 PM (fg6n8)
Maybe two.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2020 07:00 PM (axyOa)
Go to the website to fit your proper size of My Pillow.
And whatcha know, the 2 for 1 special is still going on!
I've had a My Pillow for a year and a half, and love it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 30, 2020 08:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2020 07:57 PM (ofIwF)
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The best way to bring production to a standstill.
Put a government bureaucrat in charge of the Sahara desert and 2 weeks later there will be a shortage of sand.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2020 09:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 07:44 PM (4xc10)
They have actually said this. One, an extreme environmentalist I worked with who is building a "net zero" house, says the carrying capacity of the world is about a billion people. To which my retort was, who gets to decide which billion? He had no answer.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 30, 2020 09:17 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: No bitchez, you shit! at March 30, 2020 09:48 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 30, 2020 11:07 PM (NvbIF)
I am a physician, now on my 4th straight week without a day off working in an ICU. Had to attend a hospital meeting via webcam that we are doing to coordinate our efforts during this pandemic.
I brought up an issue regarding a relevant patient care issue, wanting clarification on hospital policy vis a vis our resources. I used the term " Wuhan virus" when asking my question, as it is typical to use the geographical reference of the origination of a new pandemic. (Spanish flu, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Lyme Disease, Ebola virus, German measles, Middle Eastern Respiratory Syndrome, etc.)
After the webcam meeting, I got a call from hospital administration. I was told to stop using the term "Wuhan virus" because other physicians were complaining about my "xenophobia" in using what has always been standard geographical disease naming convention. There are multiple news broadcasts that used the same term going back to December, until the WHO, under pressure from the Chinese government, started insisting we call it COVID-19.
The sheer magnitude of nonsequitor PC buffoonery, while we are dealing with medical realities, that other physicians are so conditioned to Orwellian thought crime kneejerk reactions I find beyond worrisome.
Bottom line...is reality more important? Or is it more important to focus on FEELZ?
Posted by: Pete at March 30, 2020 11:30 PM (nzzLY)
I'm not going to say it's perfect, as they need to either double the fill or shrink the size of the outer case, as sometimes you end up sleeping on nothing, with the foam ending up on the sides of your head, but the concept does allow you do make the pillow pretty comfortable.
You might be better with an expensive plush down pillow, but for the price these ones are great.
Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2020 11:55 PM (4xc10)
Cry more, bitches."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Love you all!
Posted by: Danimal28 at March 31, 2020 07:44 AM (55dMH)
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