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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/1/20)Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Evening horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 09:56 PM (Y4EXg) 2
I nooded.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 09:57 PM (Y4EXg) 3
Wow! We get MORE Frank Zappa!
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 01, 2020 09:57 PM (HuH1F) 4
Well, that was quick...
Posted by: GuyFromNH at April 01, 2020 09:58 PM (Gs5TH) 5
My FIRST! wouldn't post. I've been cheated.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 01, 2020 09:58 PM (HuH1F) 6
Evening horde. Things are getting crazy up in here at the in-laws. Glad we're going home tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 09:58 PM (FIYRT) 7
I thought MisHum needed the dental plan??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (0ReGO) 8
Tengo Na Minchia Tanta!
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (Tnijr) 9
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (JFzNN) 10
Good evening.
Gonna strip to my bare ass and shower at this truck stop. I'll let y'all know how it goes. Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (/NYhC) 11
No Zappa, huh
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (ZCEU2) 12
Escalated into April Fools quickly.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (r+sAi) 13
My FIRST! wouldn't post. I've been cheated.
Posted by: Charles the Simple --- But you were cheated by a Brother Moron. You should see what we do to outsiders. Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (Y4EXg) 14
What a ripoff
Posted by: Gunslinger at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (0EC+8) 15
Crap, that's what I get for perusing the content!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL) 16
Oh, wait, now that I read the content does this mean Miss Hum is no longer doing ONTs?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (/NYhC) 17
Joyeux Poisson d'Avril, fappeurs et fappettes!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (QHxmP) 18
Sum Ting Wong.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F) 19
Crap, that's what I get for perusing the content!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL) More links than a typical Morning Report. Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (Y8PSl) 20
Is this Mis Hum's version of the black cat walking down the RR tracks?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (WFcrO) 22
Nice Zappa tune, I love Flakes.
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (2CtSR) 23
Dang you guys are fast.
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (Lhcx9) 24
Evening horde. Things are getting crazy up in here at the in-laws. Glad we're going home tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 09:58 PM Same with the grandkids. If I ever meet the dude who invented Xbox I'm gonna cut his nuts off with a rusty knife. Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (axyOa) 25
Is this Mis Hum's version of the black cat walking down the RR tracks?
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2020 10:00 PM (cF8AT) This is what 'burned out on Zappa' looks like. It's not pretty. Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (Y8PSl) 26
Well, looks like I won't be staying up late tonight.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (kE3dB) 27
Oh, wait, now that I read the content does this mean Miss Hum is no longer doing ONTs? <<<< Yes, whoever was FIRST, has to do the ONT for the next year. Its an April First tradition at AOSHQ. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (r+sAi) 28
I need my recommended daily allowance of Zappa.
Posted by: Twba at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (WYdcS) Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (t6XCL) 30
At least it's not Yoko
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (JFe9H) 31
Your personal belongings will be boxed up and posted to your current address in our personnel files.
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (uksaT) 32
damn shouldn't have read the content
-student of the Derrik Zoolander School for Children Who Don't read Good Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (h1jJh) 33
This is what the return of fatty on the ottoman brought us -- you see what happens when you mock the fates? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (pNxlR) 34
Good evening morons and ettes!
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (aVmAZ) Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (axyOa) 36
coulda been a contender
Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (vI+F1) 37
Today was the first day of my early retirement, er, furlough.
I got signed up for unemployment. Now I kick back and wait for the big bucks to roll in. Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (Lhcx9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (7rVsF) 39
All you linguists, philologists, shady Eastern European types with your dodgy phrasebooks, and polyglots in general -- Is this something?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r94esqz Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM (QHxmP) 40
Just looking at the US Covid stats is a surreal experience.
US leads the world in every category except recovery rate, 4 pct recovery rate. Virtually nobody is tracked, nobody recovers. We've blown past the "models" in regards to fatalities, over 5000, most of them in NYC. And yet you don't see any pictures of massive lines out side hospitals nor pictures of overflowing hospital beds. This is all happening in silence and in the dark. It's crazy. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (FVrDO) 41
Willowed from previous thread, but I've had a few and this made me giggle:
303 Weird. I spent three weeks on the Mercy back in '90. For a guy that had been deployed and living in tents for 8 months, it was like being on a friggin' cruise ship. Lots more females than you would see in an infantry battalion, to boot. And better chow. And we also make port call (army guy, is that the right term?) in Bahrain, where there was a Navy base and BEEER! Doc loaned me $20 and I drank rotgut $1/beer Filipino beer that tasted like formaldehyde but dammit it was beer and when I took the liberty boat back to the Mercy doc had to undress me and pour my drunk ass back into my bed. I was there for kidney stones and had undergone two Ureteroscopies on the Mercy, unsuccessfully. So I was peeing pure red blood...until I went on shore leave. When I got back, even though I couldn't undress myself, I was peeing clear. So, yay for that. I did, however, repay her the $20 when I got back to my unit. Seeing this written out, that was the most Moronic Mercy Stay Evar. Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (qnaGV) 42
> 33
This is what the return of fatty on the ottoman brought us -- you see what happens when you mock the fates? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars Kris is a bad person. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (aVmAZ) 43
That looming comet is a portent of doom I tellz ya!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL) 44
Um, are you leaving us? Say it ain't so!
Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E) 45
That picture up top makes it's own quiet statement.
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (Lhcx9) 46
Checks date. Doubts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (JFe9H) 47
*looks at calendar*
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (gHCnG) 48
Well I'm not getting first I guess. Howdy you all
What's shakin? Jules talked to her parents today, my in-laws, and they seem to be doing well, cooped up in their retirement place. No visitors allowed and they did that early on, but we can send packages and Jules has some stuff ready to go for her mom. Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (4+ik5) 49
MisHum, the sign is just for fun and not a goodbye, I hope?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f) 50
Top 100 *and* I read the content!
Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (gHCnG) 51
Need MOAR sea otters. Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (t6XCL) 52
Our state says it is too complicated to show recoveries on their website, so we will never know the true numbers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (r+sAi) 53
lolgf
Learn to code. https://tinyurl.com/wd9h2xl Posted by: YIKES! at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (t6XCL) "A memo from Gannett CEO Paul Bascobert asked employees to immediately make a 'collective sacrifice... as soon as this week.'" Sorry, but ritualistic sacrifice is not a proven method to combat Kung Flu. Posted by: pookysgirl, soaking up the sunshine at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (XKZwp) 54
I lasted until the ONT! Now sedated and ready for bed, I say to you all 'hold down that damn racket and let a guy sleep!.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (XhWtx) 55
Lost a Commentator this morning LOL
986 Fuck you and Frank Zappa. I never liked that SOB and now, I come to your page and find him here every day. I guess it's time to delete you bookmark. Posted by: JT Ku at April 01, 2020 11:27 AM Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (ZCEU2) 56
Everything okay, MisHum?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT) 57
Ellis Marsalis is mort.
C'est la vie. *initiates Jazz Funeral Protocol, like I learned at Prof. Longhair's, at which I drank and danced, for such is the Way of our People* Posted by: Miklos, who love s NOLA despite it all at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ) 58
28 I need my recommended daily allowance of Zappa.
Posted by: Twba at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (WYdcS) Here you go. I believe that Black Napkins, live, is my new favorite song. I hear something new every time I listen to it. Zappa was never real big in the PacNW for some reason, got drowned out by the British Invasion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvczPfJ3VIQ Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (sy5kK) 59
Yikes!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (QHxmP) 60
All you linguists, philologists, shady Eastern European types with your dodgy phrasebooks, and polyglots in general -- Is this something?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r94esqz Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM Now that is funny!!! Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa) 61
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lolgf Learn to code. https://tinyurl.com/wd9h2xl Posted by: YIKES! There should be a bailout for buggy whip manufacturers. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (+lVUW) 62
Good news is being in a de facto police state Trump can just have various opposition pols put on the hospital ships for Kung Flu treatment.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (1g7ch) 63
Anyone who missed it should go back to the previous thread and watch the Trump easter declaration that ace posted (unrelated to the rest of the post).
It is fucking funny. Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (AHq56) 64
I'm not sure I can get thru all the content here...
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (dUJdY) 65
So who threw their panties up to Frank on stage?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (l6b3d) 66
ok q for the horde:
how'd you feel if, as condition for lifting us from mass house arrest, we are all to wear masjsr AND get our temps checked before entering buildings? (at discretion of whoever runs the establishment) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (G546f) 67
"Everything okay, MisHum?"
-Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT) He just quit. It is a sad day for all of Canada. ...and therefore, the world. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2020 10:08 PM (Ckg4U) 68
Come back, MisHum! We miss you!
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:08 PM (Lhcx9) 69
>>Good evening.
Gonna strip to my bare ass and shower at this truck stop. I'll let y'all know how it goes. Posted by: Robert That will probably depend on whether they actually have a shower room there. Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 10:08 PM (2cuLk) 70
57 Ellis Marsalis is mort.
C'est la vie. *initiates Jazz Funeral Protocol, like I learned at Prof. Longhair's, at which I drank and danced, for such is the Way of our People* Posted by: Miklos, who love s NOLA despite it all at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ) I understand what you mean. As shitty as everything gets, NOLA at its best was still a magical place. The Marsalis family was part of that. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 10:08 PM (V2Yro) 71
So...the Zappa-less thread.
It's an April Fool joke isn't it? Gonna get an update any second now... Waiting... Waiting... Any second now... Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:08 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (AHq56) 73
40 Just looking at the US Covid stats is a surreal experience.
US leads the world in every category except recovery rate, 4 pct recovery rate Counting someone that died of a heart attack and testing positive for Egg Flu Yung will do that. Posted by: Z Z Top at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (Vy7tf) 74
MisHum is pranking us...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (QHxmP) 75
Happy April Fools Day. Who did you prank today?
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (Lhcx9) 76
SLAP!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (KP5rU) 77
ok q for the horde:
how'd you feel if, as condition for lifting us from mass house arrest, we are all to wear masjsr Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01 you might be fine wearing some kind of disco bondage sex gear but not everybody is Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (HALdu) 78
72 60 Is this something?
If it weren't April 1st, it would be. Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (AHq56) I still wish Joe Biden would have showed up on Tucker. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (V2Yro) 79
Just finished a podcast from a couple weeks ago where Christina Hoff Sommers and the other Femsplainer had on those two race hustlers that white women pay $2500 to come over, eat their food and call them racists. The hustlers were as awful as you would expect - did not like being challenged one bit - even had to bring on their own white lady lackey to explain to the other white ladies that weren't buying their shit to please shut up and buy their shit. Painfully hilarious.
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (9IkUJ) 80
@71 There's a Zappa song. Only one. Which is really disappointing.
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (2CtSR) Posted by: Miklos, taking the moneys baby at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (QzkSJ) 82
43 That looming comet is a portent of doom I tellz ya!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL) I am interested in the cult you plan to start around it, so long as there is no castration or suicide Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (Z7lwY) 83
Great content.
Page loads very fast. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (1g7ch) 84
CHAVEZ!
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (Ckg4U) 85
Somebody threw up their panties? Eeew.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (HuH1F) 86
For those thinking the thread is Zappaless click the pic.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (l6b3d) 87
All you linguists, philologists, shady Eastern European types with your dodgy phrasebooks, and polyglots in general -- Is this something?
Somebody put some work into that one. Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (aKxkI) 88
Best wishes up for those few that need them.
Keep a head on a swivel for runaway trains. (Words I thought I would never have to write.) obUSN: I am glad I am not signing the deck log for the train incident for the USNS Mercy. Sheesh! And for all a good night. Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC. Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (u82oZ) 89
It must be spring. Bundled up to sit in the sun because of the cool breeze. Supposed to snow next week. Roses are starting to leaf out.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO) 90
Police were called to a residence where the son had stabbed his mother with a fork.
While questioning the son, the son punched one of the officers in the face. The son was charged with mother forking and cop socking. Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (EPXLU) 91
I think MisHum quit...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (flINI) 92
Our state says it is too complicated to show recoveries on their website, so we will never know the true numbers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (r+sAi) It's almost as though they want you to believe that everyone who gets it, dies. Almost. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (miJU3) 93
How do you housebreak a new puppy? Ms K and I got a corgi, 4 months old in a week, from a national chain pet store that likely had her in the spacious "For Sale" display crate for between 4 and 5-1/2 weeks.
The problem is that the dog is so used to eliminating indoors that she seems mystified by the coarse St Augustine grass we have outside. So all she wants to do is lie in in and dig her nose into it. And she sneaks off indoors and does her stuff. And we are taking her out as soon as we open her crate. Ten times daily last two days. We are losing this battle. Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (+fPHo) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (cqteU) 95
Did we ever get St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast? I remember my brother singing that.
Posted by: betty at April 01, 2020 10:11 PM (/QabR) 96
>>> 85 Somebody threw up their panties? Eeew.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM At 1:25 before the keyboard guy does his Dylan bit. Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (l6b3d) 97
I am interested in the cult you plan to start around it, so long as there is no castration or suicide Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (Z7lwY) How do you feel about assless chaps and shaving cream? Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (JFe9H) 98
If you click on the top pic you get Zapped.
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (Lhcx9) Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU) 100
Hi, everyone. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. And honestly, thanks for the lack of Zappa. I don't hate the guy or his music, really--I've tried A LOT to appreciate what obviously resonates with a huge number of folks, and I just fail. I think he is (or, I guess, was) a first-rate producer and arranger, but his songs do little for me. (I liked "We're Only In It For The Money" though.)
Hope everyone is doing great tonight. I watched a movie I hadn't seen since it was in theaters--"The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother" and it was a lot of fun. Funny, and very clever, with only a bit of the expected crude humor. It's not laugh out loud, but it's funny and sweet. Hope you're all in good spirits tonight. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (l9m7l) 101
40- This us what I've been asking. Where are the pictures of the overflowing hospitals? Video of people waiting in the ER, of anxious family waiting in the parking lots. We have pictures and video of every natural disaster and mass shooting, sometimes before it's even finished. The press could really convince people we are at the end of the world if they showed us the chaos. We have not been shown one hospital, clinic doctors office or triage center. I have a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Megthered at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (SM/op) 102
And yet you don't see any pictures of massive lines out side hospitals nor pictures of overflowing hospital beds.
This is all happening in silence and in the dark. It's crazy. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 10:04 PM (FVrDO) I drove by two hospitals last week. Should have looked harder, not much traffic, like nobody was there. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f) 104
I certainly hope this is an April Fools prank. We've got enough devastation going on in the world right now
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM (7ZQe3) 105
87 Somebody put some work into that one.
I didn't even read the translation. Just a brief glance. There's no Rosetta stone for Linear A so it's really unlikely except for the date. Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM (AHq56) 106
31 Your personal belongings will be boxed up and posted to your current address in our personnel files.
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 10:02 PM (uksaT) Actually, I had a cardigan in the dry cleaners in the building, so my boss got it, boxed it and the rest of my cube stuff, gave it to the big bosses' Executive Assistant for her to wait outside visitor control. I gave her the $6 my boss had paid... and a $1 tip for him (a little something for the effort)....and then sent him an email saying he had missed his true calling as a gentlemen's valet. Quasi-fired, but made my boss pick up my dry cleaning. Got a chuckle out of that, hope I made naval aviation proud. Posted by: Baron bon Mot at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM (cZQ2c) 107
I knew there was an April Fool think going on here...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (axyOa) 108
New York is the only place right now with a lot of cases, I think
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f) 109
Evening all.
I'm in the online retail cremation urn business and have been for roughly 17 years. When my wife brought this idea to me I thought she was crazy but I played along. At first it was slow, like a hobby, but eventually I was able to quit my job and we do ok. We work mostly from home with occasional warehouse and engraver visits so we know how to isolate. The winter is our best time for sales due to, well I don't really know for sure but can guess just the regular flu and people that hang on until Christmas. Business has been up for the last 3 months due to some advertising changes we made in December (meaning pay google more) but March was a record month by a lot. We take a lot of calls and most people want to talk during normal times and they still do and will often tell us a story about how someone died if it's something other than normal causes. Some of them are crazy stories and we even had one lady last fall that was doing the assisted suicide thing that called us. A nice lady to the end but that was a first. Anyway, we have been getting the death stories as normal but so far not one wuflu tale. Posted by: Bidness at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (fq7/e) 110
Aren't all chaps assless?
Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (EPXLU) Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (Lhcx9) 112
I'm still a little cross-eyed from the art thread.
It's good to see Dave Attell getting some work, though. Posted by: TheHoser at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (VRTwp) 113
Counting someone that died of a heart attack and testing positive for Egg Flu Yung will do that.
Hospitals get compensated when they list every comorbidity even the marginal stuff. Blame the government for the incentive to juice the filings. Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (C+evo) 114
For those questioning the top photo, I would remind you that it is still April 1st.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC) 115
49 MisHum, the sign is just for fun and not a goodbye, I hope?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f) MisHum was just trying to do his best this last month, bringing musical icon Frank Zappa and the best of his works to his ONT readers, in good faith. And what happened? He was mocked, derided, hissed at, and slandered. Because he was trying to educate his fellow ONTers. Remember, he could have done Yoko instead of Zappa. I hope you Zappa haters are happy. No more Zappa, and apparently, no more MisHum. GOTCHA! Happy April Fool's Day! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK) 116
O.T.- OAN must have got booted because Chanel Rion is a 1 and a conservative, but mostly a 1.
Posted by: free tibet at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (jOEDM) 117
MisHum, you left a ridiculously large amount of dental floss behind, as if you were trying to corner the market. Well, all the best with your new job in Montana!
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (uksaT) 118
Did the Big Bad Gateway go away?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (rpbg1) 119
'And she sneaks off indoors and does her stuff.'
You can't let her out of your sight. As soon as she starts to go, grab her and take her outdoors. The dog you guys. Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (Tnijr) 120
I didn't even read the translation. Just a brief glance. There's no Rosetta stone for Linear A so it's really unlikely except for the date.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM Think Minoan Prince who needs to transfer a fortune... Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (axyOa) 121
>>> 115
..... GOTCHA! Happy April Fool's Day! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK) And here I was, thinking you'd pasted from Word. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (0ReGO) 122
Anyway, we have been getting the death stories as normal but so far not one wuflu tale.
Posted by: Bidness at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (fq7/e) I hear that you should consider opening up an outlet in China. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (V2Yro) 123
108 New York is the only place right now with a lot of cases, I think
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f) New York itself could wind up becoming the "country" with the post cases, right now it and New Jersey are half of all US cases. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (Z7lwY) 124
Well where is Mis Hum?
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (2CtSR) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (HALdu) 126
I wonder how many countries think America is on her knees and vulnerable to being fucked with and who might try.
Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (K22Va) 127
US leads the world in every category except recovery rate, 4 pct recovery rate
Counting someone that died of a heart attack and testing positive for Egg Flu Yung will do that. Posted by: Z Z Top at April 01, 2020 10:09 PM (Vy7tf) Actually doing your job while having a Civil Service position is frowned upon! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL) 128
99 Good evening, ONT Horde!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU) Evening Jim! May Galveston County not have to suffer because Lina "the Commandante" (h/t, Michael Berry) Hidalgo and Sylvester Turner are idiots. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (Exv3s) 129
Anyway, we have been getting the death stories as normal but so far not one wuflu tale. Posted by: Bidness at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (fq7/e) I keep hearing stories about hospital nurses and ER workers being laid off due to lack of work. Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT) 130
"Well where is Mis Hum?"
-Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (2CtSR) He folds back into the weeds and awaits stupid comments. ...and then *BLAM!* Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (Ckg4U) 131
124 Well where is Mis Hum?
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (2CtSR Someone saw him running down the street in assless chaps screaming about Zappa being a god or something. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (JFe9H) 132
I'm only wearing a mask if mine comes with a Darth Vader voice modulator and I get to choke people.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (AHq56) 134
124: working with tony evers on his next commie scam. where else?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (KP5rU) 135
This ONT scares me. What does MisHum have in store for us come Saturday? Two days of Weird Dave as a reprieve, but fearing what will come.
A month of Yoko? A month of Status Quo? More Zappa because we really only got 2 and a half weeks, not a full month? I for one can't wait to find out. Posted by: cfo mom at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (RfzVr) 136
The data on covid is incomplete, as there is not an accurate denominator. One can be more closely estimated with the existing clinical data, if there is controlled antibody sampling in a population. As far as the "recovered statistic", I have no idea what this means. Modeling is a fancy word for educated guess.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (gSgAd) 137
Did you guys know Frank Zappa wrote a song about a dental floss farm?
He named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit. The moar u no Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (Qf83p) 138
Trump should have said to that ABC woman who asked about Biden wanting a call from PDT:
"Look, you have access to him, right? I know you do. He'll take your call. I'm sure he'll take your call. So you call him, arrange to pick him up, you call me when you have him, make sure he's OK to travel, and you give me a heads up call, bring him right here, yes, the White House." "He and I, instead of speaking by phone, can stand six feet apart, right on this stage. We'll use the camera crew, just them, right there, only them, none of you, and Joe and I can discuss things and see what he wants to contribute to this Wuhan situation." "Then we can offer you the tape, see what you want to do with it. We'll keep a copy ourselves. How's that sound?" Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (+fPHo) 139
We're all groupies.
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (Lhcx9) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HALdu) 141
>>I keep hearing stories about hospital nurses and ER workers being laid off due to lack of work.
Posted by: Ladyl Pretty much the case at our place. One of the x-ray techs told me she only had 19 hours this week. Some of the clerical folks are down to 8. Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (2cuLk) 142
I hear that you should consider opening up an outlet in China.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (V2Yro) We don't ship international. Most of our urns come form India but we do get a few from China and a few are made in the US and some even locally. We expect at some point we won't have a huge selection to chose from. Posted by: Bidness at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (fq7/e) 143
US leads the world in every category except recovery rate, 4 pct recovery rate
Hard to count people who felt sick, and stayed home until they recovered. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW) 144
We have not been shown one hospital, clinic doctors office or triage center. I have a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Megthered at April 01, 2020 10:12 PM (SM/op) You got the one in Italy. And a local station tried to pass off a scene from M*A*S*H last friday. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (1g7ch) 145
Our state says it is too complicated to show recoveries on their website, so we will never know the true numbers.
Basically the "Confirmed" and "Recovered" entries are eye wash. What you should care about is "Deaths" and the population in the county it was registered. With the last census nearly ten years ago, the population numbers are just WAGs too. Unfortunately, there is a lot of incompetence and fraud in those numbers too. (mostly redistributing deaths) Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (C+evo) 146
I certainly hope this is an April Fools prank. We've got enough devastation going on in the world right now
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 01, 2020 10:13 PM (7ZQe3) * * * * Amen! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (WFcrO) 147
There's a Zappa song. Only one. Which is really disappointing.
Aren't they all? It's like he's making fun of his audience. Or maybe the industry. I don't get it. Obviously each of them knows how to do music, because you can hear elements of it. Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (VP1E6) 148
I'm not dead yet
Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 10:21 PM (EPXLU) 149
you're an idiot, and you are talking you yourself, dumbass
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:19 PM (HALdu) \ \ You seem nice! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL) 150
>>> 39 All you linguists, philologists, shady Eastern European types with your dodgy phrasebooks, and polyglots in general -- Is this something https://preview.tinyurl.com/r94esqz
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:03 PM Bruce Campbell had a tweet today out saying they're starting up Brisco County Jr. again and he had me for a moment. This lockdown flu crap, I think, makes people, me anyway, more of a sucker than normal. Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 10:21 PM (l6b3d) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:22 PM (Qf83p) 152
"You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching. I had to. People don't know what's going on here. Now they will."
~The climax of Michael Bay's Train Jumper, starring Will Smith Posted by: BourbonChicken with Face Colander at April 01, 2020 10:22 PM (LxTcq) 153
Aren't all chaps assless?
Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (EPXLU) If you search a bit you can find some with strap on assessories. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:22 PM (1g7ch) 154
Oh. Right. April 1. And the two Zappa links are present.
Whew! I posted that meme with the crowded street that says "March To Stop The Spread" at work, and people did not get it. Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:22 PM (Qf83p) 156
121 >>> 115
..... GOTCHA! Happy April Fool's Day! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK) And here I was, thinking you'd pasted from Word. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2020 10:16 PM (0ReGO) nope, I always try to make new stupid mistakes, not the same old stupid mistakes. life is more interesting that way. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (sy5kK) 157
Pretty much the case at our place. One of the x-ray techs told me she only had 19 hours this week. Some of the clerical folks are down to 8.
I was told by a high level hospital finance executive in the D/FW area that they sent home many people so that they can enforce the "social distancing" requirements imposed on everyone. Posted by: 🐧 at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (C+evo) 158
93 How do you housebreak a new puppy? Ms K and I got a corgi, 4 months old in a week, from a national chain pet store that likely had her in the spacious "For Sale" display crate for between 4 and 5-1/2 weeks.
hey Les! congrats! Corgis are such sweet dogs it sounds like she's trying, if she's going "off somewhere" to eliminate. it's ok that she's used to going indoors, you just need to shift her thinking a bit? I'd recommend crating her, and starting out with having her go on scented puppy pads - or not scented - anyway those are nice b/c if you train her to go on them, you can just sort of move them slowly towards the door...then out the door...see what I mean? but keep the little girl crated when you can't watch/work with her. that's really the best thing. she should be ok in there for max of x months old plus one hour - so if she's 4 months, she should be ok (at night) for 5 hrs. immediately take her out of the crate by carrying her outside to where you want her to go (or to the pad if you decide to try them). she should go right away (use a voice command like "Go Potty!") and just praise the heck out of her. the key to house training is close monitoring, timing, crating, and LOTS of praise! and patience. girls tend to be easier, they really want to do the right thing! good luck with her Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (j9HX3) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (Z+IKu) 160
Having been in ER for 20+ years (though if the wifey found out I did this...) I could easily do a drive around with my "Travel essential document" laid out on my dashboard.....hey how did it ever get the name "Dashboard" anyway?
But I digress, I could easily scope the parking lots, ambulance bays, and waiting rooms and tell you true just how busy that particular ER was at any given moment. Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (kFkpX) 161
You seem nice! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:21 PM (BiNEL) {{{Hrothgar}}} He can be pretty darned mean for no good reason. Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT) 162
Had a feeling Zappa was hidden in the picture.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:23 PM (JFe9H) Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (WdocV) 164
Slap! Chavez!
How are you morons doing? I had to venture out today and went to Walmart for meds and Kroger's for food, well actually mostly 4 Merlot but I did get food. Anywho if I contracted the Chinese Wuhan flu and died I really appreciate it if you guys come to my funeral. Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (4+ik5) 165
nobody is getting hours because they have made everything about wuhanwhatevs
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (HALdu) 166
93 How do you housebreak a new puppy?
== 4 months is a bit old but here's what I'd suggest one common trick is to tether ger to her human - that is, leash her to yourself so you keep a constant eye on her this will help you read each other another is confine her to a smaller space.- don't let her roam the house - just the room her crate is in, maybe when you go outside, let her take her time and explore at some point she will eventually pee - reward her by praising her effusively , saying a magic word (maybe "potty" frequently) "good puppy potty! " etc - totally overdo it do she gets how happy you are if it looks like she's gonna potty indoors interrupt and whisk outside Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (G546f) 167
He can be pretty darned mean for no good reason.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01 you need to read for detail Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (HALdu) 168
..."Anywho if I contracted the Chinese Wuhan flu and died I really appreciate it if you guys come to my funeral."
-Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (4+ik5) I can damn-sure try. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (Ckg4U) 169
"Lost a Commentator this morning LOL
986 Fuck you and Frank Zappa. I never liked that SOB and now, I come to your page and find him here every day. I guess it's time to delete you bookmark. Posted by: JT Ku" Must be another "Angel" fan. Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: British Barack Obama at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (WdocV) 171
I get a mention from the Boss Head Ewok and I wasn't around!
I think it was nurse ratched that turned me on to the otters in the first place. Yeah, phrasing! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (ufFY8) 172
164: same here farmer!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (KP5rU) 173
Anywho if I contracted the Chinese Wuhan flu and died I really appreciate it if you guys come to my funeral."
*** If I do from the wuhan flu, please send me corpse express mail to either the Chinese politburo or Nazi Pelosi. Either is fine. Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (WdocV) 174
As far as the "recovered statistic", I have no idea what this means. Modeling is a fancy word for educated guess.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 01, 2020 10:18 PM (gSgAd) Recovered or dead. Looks binary to me. Not everyone that got this has been tested. 100% of the dead are being tested. Bank on it. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (Vy7tf) 175
you need to read for detail
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (HALdu) I know perfectly well how to read. Leave me the hell alone. Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT) 176
The thing that makes me believe this is all an op is the WHO praising China and the daily Cuomo Infotainment News Productions.
Every syllable scripted, fancy power points slides updated every day with new information and new talking points. And yet this POS is Governor of Death City and not a single critical question is ever asked of him. Incredible. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 10:27 PM (FVrDO) 177
Someday imma gonna learn to click the pic
Posted by: Cheriebebe at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (a4qVe) 178
mis hum filed this and is now working his real gig at the daily kos. i knew he couldn't hide it forever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (KP5rU) 179
I know perfectly well how to read.
Leave me the hell alone. Posted by: Ladyl at April You seem to have missed some important details. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (HALdu) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (Qf83p) Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (Lqy/e) 183
oh we also like doing the potty bell - hang a sleighbell on the door and ring it when taking pup out
at some point pup will ring it when she wants to go out Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f) 184
Recovered officially means over the disease, no longer infected and contagious. Outcomes there could be alive or dead. The recovered numbers you see being reported are so inaccurate as to be meaningless. The only ones they publish are when someone has been officially declared recovered and put in some database. Only a small fraction of those will actually be noted and recorded at this stage. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (f1Vqw) 185
90 people died today from car accidents.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (JFe9H) 186
Les Kinetic,
Don't let her out of your site. I do this by keep them on a light, thin leash attached to a person at all times. Yes it can be a pain. Also attach a bell or something noise on the door handle hanging low enough for her to reach. When you do take her out show her the bell and ring it with her paw or nose so she makes the connection of ringing the bell to go out. Once outside make sure you watch her and she starts to go, say the word, "potty, potty, good potty" or something like that over and over while she's going. As soon as she's done praise her enthusiastically and give her a special little treat reserved just for going potty. If you keep her attached to you she can't sneak off, so if she does try to go in the house someone should be right there the reprimand her in the act. It's a hassle but it does work. Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (UUBmN) 187
{{{Ladyl}}}
I really need to use the /s sarc tag more often! As an aside, my cabin fever drove me to walk Conor at a local school (closed of course), after I found the 20 acre public park nearby closed and barricaded. Darn if a sheriff's car didn't pull in and cruise through the school parking lot but he didn't even ask me for my papers! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (BiNEL) 188
You seem to have missed some important details.
Posted by: not so Lemme guess...you're going to pursue this to the bitter end. amirite? Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (Qf83p) 189
Boy what a pissy bunch tonight.
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (2CtSR) 190
181 Proof Fred Astaire was born in a tux:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxPgplMujzQ Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (Qf83p) Is he still putting out those oil-well fires? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (Vy7tf) Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (K22Va) 192
143 US leads the world in every category except recovery rate, 4 pct recovery rate
Hard to count people who felt sick, and stayed home until they recovered. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW) ----------------------------------- Hospitals and clinics around here want us to do virtual visits if we have any symptoms. In most cases, they'll just tell us to stay home, and isolate. They'll only test if the symptoms are severe. So, the total numbers based on testing are going to be the more severe cases, and will completely skew the numbers. Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (CAJOC) 193
>>> 163 Uberhumor has a good take on China
https://tinyurl.com/ud2hanv (SFW) Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:24 PM (WdocV) *ahem* https://tinyurl.com/sove53l Posted by: not the bees, THE bee at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (0ReGO) 194
167 He can be pretty darned mean for no good reason.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01 you need to read for detail Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:25 PM (HALdu) I thought that was funny. Is there some underlying meaning or story that I have no idea about? Like most of the time? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (sy5kK) 195
>>> at some point pup will ring it when she wants to go out
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:28 P My sister did this with her dog and it's magic. Works really well. Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2020 10:30 PM (l6b3d) 196
if it looks like she's gonna potty indoors interrupt and whisk outside
YES! Les if you pick the pup up - usually - they will stop going. especially females just if she is sniffing around, pick her up! take her right out! praise her like crazy for going outside! they do sell "scent" that you can spray on areas you may want her to go. those can help sort of signal her to go there. Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (j9HX3) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (x8Wzq) 198
Fred Astaire could have tapped danced out all the oil-well fires.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (Qf83p) 199
For my Psych Doctors doing "Tele-Health" appointments today, I posted the Appointment Schedule's date to all the case managers as April 1st, 1976 (the year I graduated High School)......nobody caught it until I finally pointed it out.
Yep people are distracted fer-sure. Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (kFkpX) 200
oh yes vmom the bell thing - of course. I have little bells on all the doors
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (j9HX3) 201
..May Galveston County not have to suffer because Lina "the Commandante" (h/t, Michael Berry) Hidalgo and Sylvester Turner are idiots.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (Exv3s) All that runty bitch needs is a Che Beret and a sash full of mystery medals. "..you talkin' bout Lena or Sylvester, bro?" Both. Third World Tyrants, by any measure and in every dimension. Darkness is the void at their center where a human would have a soul. May they receive sooner that which they have planned for us, than they can deliver. Can I get an Amen? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (QzJWU) 202
Posted by: Megthered at April 01 you know, the misuse of punctuation kind of ruined your sentence. try harder. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (HALdu) 203
I keep hearing stories about hospital nurses and ER workers being laid off due to lack of work.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT) So I was scrolling facebook today and on a Breitbart article was this poster talking about her daughter who works in a hospital. The daughter says they're being denied overtime. They deserve hazard pay during this. Well first off if you're a nurse then your pay is your hazard pay. There are plenty of things in the hospital that could wind up infecting you and causing you plenty of problems. You could contract a flu you weren't vaccinated against. You could slip and accidentally get an infected needle poked into you. But now lets move on to the "denied overtime." Almost makes it sound like they're working them long hours but not paying them overtime. She got called on that a bit and then responded that oh they meant they're working an 8 hour shift and being sent home. The hospital isn't letting the work extra hours. Meaning that the hospital is actually being responsible. It's not overworking the staff to the point they could make mistakes. And that because they're doing that now if there actually is a point where they need them to work a bit longer because shit really does hit the fan they're not already pre burned out because they've already spent weeks working long hours when it actually wasn't neccessary. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (Z7lwY) Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (WdocV) Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx) 206
Recovered or dead. Looks binary to me. Not everyone that got this has been tested. 100% of the dead are being tested. Bank on it.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (Vy7tf) And all this time I thought vital statistics were base on a per capita rate. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (Qf83p) 208
Oh, for fuck's sake...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:33 PM (QHxmP) 209
I didn't have to crate Bruno to house train him. I kept him in the Sunroom, watched him closely until he was about to make his move, and then hustled him outside. Now he just kicks the door when he wants to go out.
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:33 PM (Tnijr) 210
you're going to pursue this to the bitter end.
amirite? Posted by: eleven at April 01 you know, the thing is, if she did not want to have anything to do with me she did not have to say anything now did she? amirite? Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu) 211
New York is the only place right now with a lot of cases, I think
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:14 PM (G546f) You omitted the word 'head' before cases. Because when it comes to head cases, we are Numero Uno, although California is giving us a good run for our Coronavirus money. What other state has a male governor with nipple piercings proudly on display? Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 10:33 PM (Y8PSl) 212
Amen, Jim, Amen. Hey can we get another round of Fireballs here? And some more oysters?
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (XhWtx) 213
oh we also like doing the potty bell - hang a sleighbell on the door and ring it when taking pup out
at some point pup will ring it when she wants to go out Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f) Took one day for my girl to train her cat (1 yr old when we got it) to paw at the door to go out. No litter box needed. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (1g7ch) 214
On farcebook one of my libtard acquaintances made a really *great* point...
They aren't denying health care to older people in Italy. They are just making choices about who to give medical help to. Totally not the same thing. Oh, and healthcare is a right! Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (WdocV) 215
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:33 PM (HALdu)
Is being the worlds biggest asshole hard work or does it come naturally? Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (aS1PU) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (Qf83p) 217
no cob tonite. i guess it's a free for all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (KP5rU) 218
185 90 people died today from car accidents.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2020 10:29 PM (JFe9H) kind of embarrassing to get in a car accident when there's no traffic Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:35 PM (G546f) 219
Is being the worlds biggest asshole hard work or does it come naturally?
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, dude, read the thread and get back to me. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:35 PM (HALdu) 220
100% of the dead are being tested. Bank on it.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at April 01, 2020 10:26 PM (Vy7tf) But never reported with reference to the mere details of their underlying health status, like presented with Type 1 diabetes, morbidly obese, pancreatic cancer, mesothelioma, pacemaker, and multiple heart conditions, but died from Red Death! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:36 PM (Qf83p) 222
205 Okay, for all you non-Zappa fans-----
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight....... Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx) I told you all it could get worse. But like college students on spring break walking all over Florida beaches, did you listen? NO!!! After-fcuking-noon delight it is, then! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:36 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu) 224
Baseball bats and brass knuckles!
Posted by: dartist at April 01, 2020 10:36 PM (K22Va) 225
And that because they're doing that now if there actually is a point where they need them to work a bit longer because shit really does hit the fan they're not already pre burned out because they've already spent weeks working long hours when it actually wasn't neccessary.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (Z7lwY) Sounds like the whine of a union drone, used to getting sweet, sweet overtime pay on a recurring basis. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (miJU3) 226
Again, fuck you. You arent worth the pixels.
Posted by: Megthered at April 01 yet here you are, dedicating more pixels? how does that make sense? Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (HALdu) 227
205 Okay, for all you non-Zappa fans-----
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight....... Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx) Why wait until the middle of the cold dark night? Posted by: Fox2! at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (qyH+l) 228
Man, I would love to have a set of brass knuckles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (x8Wzq) 229
198 Fred Astaire could have tapped danced out all the oil-well fires.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (Qf83p) ------------ Fred Adair? Posted by: zmdavid at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (xqRaG) 230
Is that a sniper behind the 'M'?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 01, 2020 10:37 PM (u7pQw) 231
So...uh...did someone say something mean about Frank Zappa or something?
Who knows. It comes in waves. Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2020 10:38 PM (CDGwz) 232
But never reported with reference to the mere details of their underlying health status, like presented with Type 1 diabetes, morbidly obese, pancreatic cancer, mesothelioma, pacemaker, and multiple heart conditions, but died from Red Death!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ---- Whoa there big fella!! We don't want to be able to draw any informed courses of action out of these numbers. Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg) 233
Afternoon delight? What a f*g song.
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:39 PM (2CtSR) 234
What other state has a male governor with nipple piercings proudly on display?
Rick at least your state doesn't have a head of health who is a tranny who really isn't even TRYING. he looks ridiculous. like benny hill. lol it is funny to watch the state governor's conferences tho. omg. PA is just a travesty, a gleeful petty tyrant guv with his pet tranny, then there's I think VA? with that dancing sign language interpreter guy... it's a clown show, a lot of these states. wth Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 10:39 PM (j9HX3) 235
Someone needs to BOAD...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (QHxmP) 236
Whoa there big fella!! We don't want to be able to draw any informed courses of action out of these numbers.
it's amazing, isn't it. so many things are hidden from us. Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (j9HX3) 237
205 Okay, for all you non-Zappa fans-----
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight....... Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx) At least its a song about banging. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (Z7lwY) 238
They aren't denying health care to older people in Italy. They are just making choices about who to give medical help to. Totally not the same thing. Oh, and healthcare is a right!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (WdocV) Tell the libtard you have word from back channels that Italy has chosen not to give health care to trannies and fags. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (miJU3) 239
Virtual hug......just
for anyone and everyone... last vestiges of the day with a soft orange layer transitioning up into cobalt blue.....and the first stars that should work.... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (kFkpX) Posted by: jakee308 at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (36Kiw) 241
Ok when I looked up a picture of James Pritzker I literally yelled out. That's some scary sh*t.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (WdocV) 242
30 year old guy in a city near here died of corona virus. They did mention on the local news that he had struggled with congestive heart failure for years.
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:41 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Duncanthrax The formerly Austere at April 01, 2020 10:41 PM (DMUuz) 244
Wow. Looks like @ 240 is trying to get punished or something.
Posted by: Lonesome Ed at April 01, 2020 10:42 PM (2CtSR) 245
Rick at least your state doesn't have a head of health who is a tranny who really isn't even TRYING. he looks ridiculous. like benny hill.
== Black Orchid, I have no idea how we are supposed to take any of xir announcements seriously Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:42 PM (G546f) 246
In-person clinic visits and non-critical surgeries are all being severely restricted, so practice and hospital revenues are taking a steep nosedive. Now we are seeing extreme cost-cutting measures being put into place. Clinical personnel are being platooned, ostensibly to reduce overall risk of exposure. They are being payed for the time off currently, but that may change. Payroll is a major outlay and we doctors are being told to expect pay cuts. Departments are cutting all the fat, no one is traveling; all meetings are cancelled anyway. Just pointing out that this huge contraction in the medical sector is going to take months to recover.
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 10:42 PM (uksaT) 247
'wait til the fire turns green'. This has to be the only song I ever hear about lighting off farts. Thanks, Frank Zappa. You made the 60's worth living.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:43 PM (XhWtx) 248
Whoa there big fella!! We don't want to be able to draw any informed courses of action out of these numbers.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg) Serious you guys, we can't just let anyone see the raw numbers with traceable parameters, that might get the peasants confused and lead them to deviate from the approved narrative! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL) 249
''Okay, for all you non-Zappa fans-----
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight....... Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:32 PM (XhWtx) '' After a month of Zappa even that would be delightful. Posted by: Tuna at April 01, 2020 10:43 PM (gLRfa) 250
Just pointing out that this huge contraction in the medical sector is going to take months to recover.
Posted by: stumck at April 01, 2020 10:42 PM (uksaT) The contractions usually come about 8 months after the emboning. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 10:44 PM (miJU3) 251
Hey everybody.
MisHum quit? I wouldn't have minded some Bob Marley or Peter Tosh. I was just shocked he's into that music. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs) 252
241 Ok when I looked up a picture of James Pritzker I literally yelled out. That's some scary sh*t.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (WdocV) Don't look up Brian Stelter. I am still trying to get that image out of my head. Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 10:45 PM (dOV9E) 253
201 ..May Galveston County not have to suffer because Lina "the Commandante" (h/t, Michael Berry) Hidalgo and Sylvester Turner are idiots.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:17 PM (Exv3s) All that runty bitch needs is a Che Beret and a sash full of mystery medals. "..you talkin' bout Lena or Sylvester, bro?" Both. Third World Tyrants, by any measure and in every dimension. Darkness is the void at their center where a human would have a soul. May they receive sooner that which they have planned for us, than they can deliver. Can I get an Amen? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 10:31 PM (QzJWU) AMEN!!! Having once lived in Houston, I look at what they are doing to the city, and I weep. (Though I will admit I was listening to KTRH one fine morning while working a temp job I have in the Panhandle when I heard Mr. Berry say of Miss Hidalgo giving a press conference"I swear she needs like ten guys standing behind her with Uzis", at which point I nearly inhaled some coffee.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:45 PM (Exv3s) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:46 PM (HALdu) 255
Virtual hug......just for anyone and everyone...
last vestiges of the day with a soft orange layer transitioning up into cobalt blue.....and the first stars that should work.... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 10:40 PM (kFkpX) * * * * {{{Nightwatch}}} Hugs are always welcome, virtual or not! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2020 10:46 PM (WFcrO) 256
I shot the sherbert but I did not shoot demitasse.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:46 PM (XhWtx) 257
242 30 year old guy in a city near here died of corona virus. They did mention on the local news that he had struggled with congestive heart failure for years.
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:41 PM (Tnijr) Damn. A THIRTY YEAR OLD with CHF??? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:46 PM (Exv3s) 258
Todd, is that you?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 01, 2020 10:47 PM (COzlW) 259
Hey AOP - you're familiar with Suburbans, correct?
I'm looking at some coming off lease. But, not a Chevy guy so I don't know much about them. I drive my vehicles until the doors fall off - are they, generally, a solid buy? Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 10:47 PM (Y4EXg) 260
I am not amused.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 01, 2020 10:48 PM (NMkO+) 261
I shot the sherbert but I did not shoot demitasse.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2020 10:46 PM (XhWtx) I think Zappa coold work with that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL) 262
NHS in action: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8178071 Do you really want to come to hospital if you're old. Wouldn't you rather die at home. And it might be a good idea to put things right with people you know. There's an uproar over that over there, but there's you rationed Medicare for all mentality at work. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 10:48 PM (f1Vqw) 263
And she sneaks off indoors and does her stuff.
The poor dog has been taught to go indoors. My two suggestions: Duckduckgo "how to retrain dog that has learned to potty indoors". Also, after she comes back indoors, keep her on a leash and with you anytime that she is indoors and not in her crate. It CAN be done. When I first moved in with my dementia father, I kept my beagle on a leash indoors, because my father would open the garage door and stand there looking outside. My beagle would have gotten loose. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 10:49 PM (+lVUW) 264
I swear that I had nothing to do with this, but the first picture on earth porn made me laugh; It's a booby-the bird kind.
And some other lovely pictures too: https://earthporn.org/ Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 10:50 PM (WI7YS) 265
261 I luv me some autocucumber!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:51 PM (BiNEL) 266
49 MisHum, the sign is just for fun and not a goodbye, I hope?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f) I'm gonna guess, bein' April Fools Day and all, it's a joke. Posted by: Ace's liver at April 01, 2020 10:51 PM (wGeit) 267
This just in: King Philipe VI has been quarantined to his personal jet. Madrid news reports that the reign of Spain is staying mainly on the plane.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa) 268
Remember last night I asked about Mike Watt of the Minutemen?
This is from 1984... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs) 269
Damnit, I stopped to read the content.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (q9K+5) Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (EPXLU) 271
This just in: King Philipe VI has been quarantined to his personal jet. Madrid news reports that the reign of Spain is staying mainly on the plane.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa) Not again... Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (aS1PU) 272
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https://tinyurl.com/wunexut https://tinyurl.com/tnfkzto https://tinyurl.com/wgop6k3 https://tinyurl.com/sj7ju3k https://tinyurl.com/u9juqxc Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (qAR6u) 273
This just in: King Philipe VI has been quarantined to his personal jet. Madrid news reports that the reign of Spain is staying mainly on the plane.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:52 PM (axyOa) I think strong drink has affected my sense of humor, but I really liked that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:53 PM (BiNEL) 274
meh, MisHum is not the kind of guy to quit, however, that is a good way to resign if he were.
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 10:53 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 10:53 PM (QHxmP) 276
Anybody go to Chick-Fil-A today?
I tried their new Steak Filet sandwich. Yum. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs) 277
I'm looking at some coming off lease. But, not a Chevy guy so I don't know much about them. I drive my vehicles until the doors fall off - are they, generally, a solid buy?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 10:47 PM (Y4EXg) My newest one is an '08, so I cannot say much about the newer models. I think they still use the same six-liter engine as the '08, or an upgraded version of it. It's a good engine. Suburbans are a full-size SUV built on a pickup frame, so they are solid. They have a pretty comfortable ride. My '96 Suburban, which I have with me here, can swallow 4X8 sheets of plywood or sheetrock lying flat, and the doors still close. The '08 cannot do that; they goobered up the folding second-row seat. I don't know if more recent models corrected that glitch. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 10:54 PM (miJU3) 278
My hunch is if MisHum quit, we'd first get the Yoko thread of all time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs) 279
"Damn. A THIRTY YEAR OLD with CHF???"
My mistake. I had to go look it up. He was 53. https://tinyurl.com/r9w7uqr There was a 30 year old woman near here that died from it but I couldn't find anything about whether or not she had other complications. https://tinyurl.com/r9w7uqr Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 10:54 PM (Tnijr) 280
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https://tinyurl.com/rwlycan https://tinyurl.com/umysbbn https://tinyurl.com/veuwf4w https://tinyurl.com/u9teevv https://tinyurl.com/qpumajq Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u) 281
Totally apropos of nothing, were any of you fans of The Ben Stiller Show on Fox like 30 years ago? It was like my favorite show ever at the time.
A lot of the humor is tied to 80's and early 90's pop culture, as expected, but what surprised me rewatching it is how utterly devoid it was of the usual immature leftist claptrap bullshit. It was just funny for funny's sake. Even that commie whore Janeane Garafolo was funny. And honestly Ben Stiller is an incredibly underrated impressionist and overall talent. They put a ton of effort into the show, and Fox gave it a pretty raw deal. Airing it against 60 Minutes (when that mattered) and then stuff like moving it and not advertising the correct time. It was crazy. I recently came across a small collection of "unaired sketches" and several of *those* were subtly pushing leftist bullshit (ha ha, look at the hillbillies!!!! ha ha, working in a restaurant is like, so unfair!!!). Seemed like the influence of David Cross who made a few appearances and is of course a giant hateful leftard douchebag. Kind of made me glad now that it only lasted one season. But it was good. Posted by: ... at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (T+/KY) 282
Thr rine in spine fulls minely on the pline. From My Fair Lady.
Posted by: Madtom at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (go+84) 283
Same with the grandkids.
If I ever meet the dude who invented Xbox I'm gonna cut his nuts off with a rusty knife. Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 10:01 PM (axyOa) I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (FIYRT) 284
Jordan61, I've learned the past couple years, actual cucking is more common than I ever realized...
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) 285
I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (FIYRT) People are f'd up. Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 10:58 PM (aS1PU) 286
I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (FIYRT) I think ace would call him a "bull"? Right? cuck and bull smh Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 10:58 PM (G546f) 287
284 Jordan61, I've learned the past couple years, actual cucking is more common than I ever realized...
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) I remember when men used to be men, and wouldn't stand for that shit. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:58 PM (FIYRT) 288
The DMC is a sack of ALL bad things.
FWIW: I missed reading garrett today. I will try again tomorrow. Posted by: Girl from the South at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (LIhNq) 289
There's an uproar over that over there, but there's you rationed Medicare for all mentality at work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 10:48 PM (f1Vqw) Nah. NHS is a religion there. Everyone bitches about it in the UK, but if you actually decide to, say, privatize it and tell the Brits that it is time to grow up and find a way to pay for their own doctors, the country WILL declare nuclear war on itself for the tantrums its "adults" will throw. Seriously. EVERY BLOODY WEEK that PMQs take place, MPs bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch about NHS. And of course to the Labour party, the ONLY thing that will fix NHS is, well, only the entire GDP of the UK poured into the thing. (I liken the UK's NHS to US public schools. There is a parallel private system that delivers goods far superior to the NHS but you STILL have to pay money to get it, and oh by the way, you are still paying taxes for a failed NHS. Much as in public schools here, whether or not you use them for your kids - or not have kids at all - you are forced to pay heavily for a crappy, inferior product, even though a privately run system runs in parallel and does a much better job of educating children.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Exv3s) 290
Piano and Boobs, and a very short miniskirt
Lola Astanova - Canon In D Major by Pachelbel https://tinyurl.com/tl9b8gx Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u) 291
257
I am certain that when the MS***M media breathlessly exclaims about somebody under the age of 65 getting DEFACTO nailed by the "Carve U -19....they leave out the essential facts about the person's predisposing medical conditions.......It's all Bout Click Bait BITCHES fer shizzle..... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (kFkpX) 292
287 284 Jordan61, I've learned the past couple years, actual cucking is more common than I ever realized...
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) I remember when men used to be men, and wouldn't stand for that shit. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:58 PM (FIYRT) They'd at least divorce the bitch when finding out she's cheating on him Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY) 293
I was floored, because he's been posting all over FB how he wants to have a kid with her and I had no idea she was married (did I mention he just became a grandfather and she's 26?)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (FIYRT) 294
It's a shame that Frank Zappa and Yoko never sang a duet. Or made a sextape. Or something.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (H5knJ) 295
I remember when men used to be men, and wouldn't stand for that shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01 meh, guessing that is a myth, it is a very old word. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (HALdu) 296
287 I remember when men used to be men, and wouldn't stand for that shit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:58 PM (FIYRT) And now what we have is the White House Press Corps. Bet you couldn't extract a thimbleful of testosterone if you pureed and centrifuged the whole lot of them. Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E) 297
"Boobs?"
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (kFkpX) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (sy5kK) 299
the reverse also happens
my sister actually adopted her husband's daughter from.p when he cheated on her because the piece of work gf abandoned the kid my sister is too much heart, no brains, I think anyway, she loves the kid Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (G546f) Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 11:01 PM (qAR6u) 301
sneaky ... Posted by: 20200401 at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (TDal4) 302
I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (FIYRT) Your BIL better see about getting his hide lead-proofed. Sooner or later, there's going to be a shooting. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (miJU3) Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (Tnijr) 304
300 More Piano and Boobs
Lola Astanova - Fantasie Impromptu by Chopin https://tinyurl.com/w6z92n4 Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 11:01 PM (qAR6u) That piece really spoke to me. I liked the music, too. Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (dOV9E) 305
(did I mention he just became a grandfather and she's 26?)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (FIYRT) waittaminit is he giving the gf money? coz in that case the out of work husband is just a pimp, basically Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f) 306
Oh great, now I'm reading that the UK govt. has bought 100K Wuflu antibody tests....from China. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw) 307
I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the
cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM You should start referring to him as Paulo. Have it put on birthday cakes, gift tags at Christmas. Sign him up for junk mail under the name Paulo. Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2020 11:03 PM (OMsf+) Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (OMsf+) 309
302 I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 10:55 PM (FIYRT) Your BIL better see about getting his hide lead-proofed. Sooner or later, there's going to be a shooting. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (miJU3) More than likely the BiL and his GF's husband are both going to be "heartbroken" when they discover she's cheating on them with a third guy. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (Z7lwY) 310
Oh great, now I'm reading that the UK govt. has bought 100K Wuflu antibody tests....from China.
Posted by: publius, betcha $10 they're defective Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (G546f) 311
Wowzer!! What a hectic day. I hope everyone is well. Still have more work to do before bedtime. Stay healthy and sharp every one!
God bless all of you and God bless America!! Posted by: Floridachick at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (M67KN) 312
https://tinyurl.com/yx2gyy8y
Growing in holiness during the time inside. It's from a RC perspective , but I don't see why the advice couldn't be adapted for non Catholic Christians except that we don't pray the rosary. The advice is from cardinal Mueller who is one f the more conservatives Cardinals. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (WI7YS) 313
299 the reverse also happens
my sister actually adopted her husband's daughter from.p when he cheated on her because the piece of work gf abandoned the kid my sister is too much heart, no brains, I think anyway, she loves the kid Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (G546f) Well, it ain't the kid's fault. Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (vVOK2) 314
is he giving the gf money?
coz in that case the out of work husband is just a pimp, basically Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (G546f) I don't think so. BIL and his girlfriend both work part-time at the dollar store. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (FIYRT) 315
306
Oh great, now I'm reading that the UK govt. has bought 100K Wuflu antibody tests....from China. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw) You mean the ones with the 30% false positive rate? Those Chinese tests? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK) 316
Oh great, now I'm reading that the UK govt. has bought 100K Wuflu antibody tests....from China.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw) Technically, the UK gov will end up with about 1k tests that actually work, so it's not a complete loss. Posted by: Surfperch at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (tVQUs) 317
I posted on the previous thread, but we just found out my BIL is the
cuckor(?) in a real-life cuck situation. His girlfriend is married, and apparently her husband isn't happy she has a boyfriend but he's putting up with it. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01 meh, that is not so much a cuck thing as he is getting screwed by the boyfriend and his wife. he has to invite the bf in to do his wife to be a cuck in the hq use or the word. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (HALdu) 318
Oh great, now I'm reading that the UK govt. has bought 100K Wuflu antibody tests....from China.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM (f1Vqw) You mean the ones with the 30% false positive rate? Those Chinese tests? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK) 30% false negative Posted by: Surfperch at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (tVQUs) 319
Dr. Fauci has been given security detail now. Whether it's Secret Service or something else, I don't know. He's been receiving threats as well as "unwelcome" messages from "fervent admirers". Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (X5CsJ) 321
Excluding the elderly and those with previous medical issues, how long until we learn that most of those showing major symptoms are vegans? Wouldn't that be interesting?
Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (BbmsL) 322
Your BIL better see about getting his hide lead-proofed. Sooner or later, there's going to be a shooting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 11:02 PM Near where I grew up there was a club house for a swinger's group... "Three divorces, two suicides, and a murder" happened there, according local lore at the time... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (QHxmP) 323
Well, it ain't the kid's fault.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (vVOK2) that's true Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (G546f) 324
I don't think so. BIL and his girlfriend both work part-time at the dollar store.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (FIYRT) Confucious say, "Wise man never gets his meat where he gets his bread." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (miJU3) 325
(did I mention he just became a grandfather and she's 26?)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (FIYRT) Dang. Now I'm not sure if I should just shake my head or smile in admiration. Similar thing here with a dude I know. Is her stage name Crystal? Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (axyOa) 326
(did I mention he just became a grandfather and she's 26?)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (FIYRT) Oh yeah she's definitely banging other dudes besides him and her husband. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:06 PM (Z7lwY) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:07 PM (kFkpX) 328
She got called on that a bit and then responded that oh they meant they're working an 8 hour shift and being sent home.
A Portland alt-weekly today interviewed a hospital respiratory tech (respiratory tech!) who has had his hours cut to 30 hours a week, due to lack of work. Oregon has had 690 identified cases of CCP virus, so 150 hospitalizations at most. The hospitals have been clearing out the non-urgent cases, canceled all elective surgeries, and people are avoiding the ER's. Not to worry, things will be much worse in #twoweeks. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG) 329
how long do eggs last in the refrigerator
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:07 PM (iTXRQ) 330
Apparently the same lunatic women writing erotic fan-fic about Other Brother Fredo are having erotic fantasies about Dr. Fauci. Now, if Dr. Brix starts getting hot and bothered attention, I'm going to just give up, saying this country is gone. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (f1Vqw) 331
John and Yoko joined Zappa for a few numbers at the end of the Live at Fillmore 1971 concert. The tracks are on the extended version CD. John sounded great, Yoko sounded like Yoko. You can find the tracks on YouTube if you're so inclined.
Posted by: Top.Man. at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (h+0Ny) 332
how long do eggs last in the refrigerator
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01 which bird? emu eggs are good for a month Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu) 333
So RBG is still hitting the gym even though there is a stay at home order in DC. Fine for me but not for thee huh?
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (Tnijr) 334
As long as kbdabear is posting links in the ONT, America is still worth fighting for.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (sy5kK) If Boobs Aren't The Answer, I Don't Wanna Hear The Question Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (qAR6u) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:09 PM (kFkpX) 336
You mean the ones with the 30% false positive rate? Those Chinese tests? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:04 PM (sy5kK) 30% false negative Posted by: Surfperch at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (tVQUs) Ok, I was wrong, what it really means is those tests are a joke and a waste of time. And mislead people at a ridiculous rate. But we already said that, by saying "the tests are from China". Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:09 PM (sy5kK) 337
regular mass-produced yardbird
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:09 PM (iTXRQ) 338
This is the worst April Fools Day ever. Between the 'Rona stats, the MSM, and weird-ass posts here, it sucks.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 11:09 PM (aS1PU) 339
Ace has really leaned into the cuck thing in a way I wouldn't have expected four years ago.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (T+/KY) 340
329 how long do eggs last in the refrigerator
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:07 PM (iTXRQ) If you buy them from the store they usually have an expiration date on them. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY) Posted by: Slapweasel at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (Ckg4U) 342
>>> Oh yeah she's definitely banging other dudes besides him and her husband.
Posted by: buzzion Correct. This is a known. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (NMkO+) 343
he has to invite the bf in to do his wife to be a cuck in the hq use or the word.
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:05 PM (HALdu) I asked BIL #2 if BIL #1 goes over when the husband is at work, and he said no, husband doesn't have a job so he's home while all this is going on. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (FIYRT) 344
regular mass-produced yardbird
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01 I give 'em the heave ho after a month Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu) 345
331 John and Yoko joined Zappa for a few numbers at the end of the Live at Fillmore 1971 concert. The tracks are on the extended version CD. John sounded great, Yoko sounded like Yoko. You can find the tracks on YouTube if you're so inclined.
Posted by: Top.Man. at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (h+0Ny) Fascinating. Posted by: Mister Spock at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (sy5kK) 346
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 10:34 PM (aS1PU)
You might want to tone that down just a bit... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (SVtHC) 347
I shot the sherbert but I did not shoot demitasse.
Posted by: Eromero Puns are horrible but I can respect this. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:10 PM (Qf83p) 348
I've eaten eggs from the fridge that were months-old and I didn't die...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:11 PM (QHxmP) 349
ordinary chicken eggs in 'murrica can last a month as long as the shell is intact. Europeans don't frig eggs because of different processing rules. i.e. they don't wash them
Posted by: Madtom at April 01, 2020 11:11 PM (go+84) 350
And THIS is why we never visit Mr. Jordan61's family. They are a hot mess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:11 PM (FIYRT) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (Qf83p) 352
I asked BIL #2 if BIL #1 goes over when the husband is at work, and he said no, husband doesn't have a job so he's home while all this is going on.
Posted by: Jordan61 --- Dear Penthouse, I never thought I be writing but . . . . Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (Y4EXg) 353
Okey dokey
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (aS1PU) 354
Good news today. My test came back negative for COVID-19!
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (vaKDv) 355
So RBG is still hitting the gym even though there is a stay at home order in DC. Fine for me but not for thee huh?
Posted by: freaked at April 01, 2020 11:08 PM (Tnijr) Apparently no one has read "The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar". Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (2N7oZ) Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (G546f) 357
354 Good news today. My test came back negative for COVID-19!
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (vaKDv) What about the pregnancy test? Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (Z7lwY) 358
Owner of the egg farm where we get our eggs said three months. Been buying from this farm for at least ten years and never had a bad egg. He was 92 when he told me this and shortly afterward was killed going home from the farm when another driver ran a stoplight. It was, and still is, a very large egg producer.
Posted by: Agitator at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (oEmr5) 359
Good news today. My test came back negative for COVID-19!
Posted by: mpfs I always admired your negativity. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (Qf83p) 360
"A memo from Gannett CEO Paul Bascobert asked employees to immediately make a 'collective sacrifice... as soon as this week.'"
Sorry, but ritualistic sacrifice is not a proven method to combat Kung Flu. Posted by: pookysgirl, soaking up the sunshine at April 01, 2020 10:06 PM (XKZwp) Um. actually it is one of the Cuban therapies . . . https://preview.tinyurl.com/wxrnrju By the way, the Cuban word for facemask is "nasobuco" Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (CsmJs) 361
mpfs that's a relief!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (G546f) 362
I asked BIL #2 if BIL #1 goes over when the husband is at work, and he said no, husband doesn't have a job so he's home while all this is going on.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01 yeesh I have a friend who is what women want. wallks into a bar and has women throwing themelves at him. he frequently wandered out of his dating relationship with his gf. eventually she asked him if he was going to do this if they could have threesomes with the other girls so she was involved. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:14 PM (HALdu) 363
Eggs: a friend has hens, and he says that when fresh, eggs will not harden when boiled. They keep them on the counter for a couple of weeks before refrigeration. then they go through the usual AA, A, and whatnot, which spans weeks. Eggs actually have a pretty long shelf life. And the best by date you see on cartons is not an expiration date per se.
Eggs. Won't you? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:14 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:14 PM (vaKDv) Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 11:14 PM (j9HX3) 366
Something for Anna Puma...
Hawker Hurricane at an airshow. The Spitfire got all the glory, but it was the Hurricane that did most of the fighting in the Battle of Britain https://tinyurl.com/wfhjdp5 Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (qAR6u) 367
They'd at least divorce the bitch when finding out she's cheating on him
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY) No-fault divorce is a slippery slope and cucking the hubby is that slope. She'll still get half even if she's at fault. Wymyn power! Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (Y8PSl) 368
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (vaKDv
That is good news and thanks for letting us know. I would think covid 19 would be a difficult thing to have with MS. Take care of yourself. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (WI7YS) 369
HBO is playing Team America World Police in a bit. Even they are desperate.
I guess my upcoming long Range Rifle class in a couple weeks was fortuitous. May need long range Zombie killing skills in the future. Posted by: DBCooper at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (bttOm) 370
alright vmom and others, that was helpful-
just wondering if I should buy more than a dozen next time around Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (iTXRQ) 371
I've eaten eggs from the fridge that were months-old and I didn't die... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:11 PM (QHxmP) That's nothing. I've eaten the Chicken a la King MRE. Posted by: Mr. Morango at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (2N7oZ) 372
>>> And THIS is why we never visit Mr. Jordan61's family. They are a hot mess.
Posted by: Jordan61 But do provide for some colorful gossip. Plus makes own troubles not seem so bad. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (NMkO+) 373
328 She got called on that a bit and then responded that oh they meant they're working an 8 hour shift and being sent home.
A Portland alt-weekly today interviewed a hospital respiratory tech (respiratory tech!) who has had his hours cut to 30 hours a week, due to lack of work. Oregon has had 690 identified cases of CCP virus, so 150 hospitalizations at most. The hospitals have been clearing out the non-urgent cases, canceled all elective surgeries, and people are avoiding the ER's. Not to worry, things will be much worse in #twoweeks. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG) damn it, ARC, I so appreciate your sense of humor about this! guess I'm a warped mofo, too. BTW, I wonder nurse's situation regarding hours. Cutting way back on elective surgery (which is also very important and is stacking up as well) I would think is potentially costing her hours soon. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (sy5kK) 374
358 Owner of the egg farm where we get our eggs said three months. Been buying from this farm for at least ten years and never had a bad egg. He was 92 when he told me this and shortly afterward was killed going home from the farm when another driver ran a stoplight. It was, and still is, a very large egg producer. Posted by: Agitator at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (oEmr5) That's probably from egg laying until spoiled. Depending on the processing facility, they can possibly sit in the refrigerated storage for a couple weeks as well so that will eat into the shelf life. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (Z7lwY) 375
fyi, emu eggs are kind of scary looking
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (HALdu) 376
So RBG is still hitting the gym even though there is a stay at home order in DC.
I was fascinated to learn that the Federal judiciary in DC employs a full-time personal trainer. Peasants can pay for their own personal trainers. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG) 377
What, no Zappa?
Posted by: Rusty Nail, running and ducking at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (I99aF) 378
just wondering if I should buy more than a dozen next time around
Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:15 PM (iTXRQ) yes keep them in the carton they'll ladt a while Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (G546f) 379
354 Good news today. My test came back negative for COVID-19!
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:12 PM (vaKDv) Congrats! I'm sure you're very relieved. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM (FIYRT) 380
And now what we have is the White House Press Corps. Bet you couldn't extract a thimbleful of testosterone if you pureed and centrifuged the whole lot of them.
Posted by: Splunge at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E) Who cares about a thimbleful of testosterone? I'd pay to see them pureed and centrifuged. Hell, I'll settle for a wood chipper and no centrifuge. Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl) 381
Peasants can pay for their own personal trainers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG) ['/i] Peasants, of all people, should understand the caste system! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM (BiNEL) 382
Thanks horde. I've had many s sleepless night lately and it was a relief. Pennsylvania isn't out of woods by far and luzerne county numbers are beginning to soar. Have no reason why.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM (vaKDv) 383
If Boobs Aren't The Answer, I Don't Wanna Hear The Question
Posted by: kbdabear **wipes tear from eye** You sir, are an inspiration! Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 11:18 PM (axyOa) 384
And THIS is why we never visit Mr. Jordan61's family. They are a hot mess.
Posted by: Jordan61 is Mr Jordan61 the white sheep of the family? Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:18 PM (G546f) 385
BTW, I wonder nurse's situation regarding hours. Cutting way back on elective surgery (which is also very important and is stacking up as well) I would think is potentially costing her hours soon.
In partial defense of Portland hospitals, if you are expecting to admit a bunch of CCP virus patients, clearing out the other patients protects the other patients from infection, since hospitals are excellent transmitters of infectious diseases. It is sort of ironic that hospital respiratory techs are having their hours cut, however. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG) 386
mpfs, but are you sick? hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:19 PM (G546f) 387
my sister actually adopted her husband's daughter from.p when he cheated on her because the piece of work gf abandoned the kid
my sister is too much heart, no brains, I think anyway, she loves the kid Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:00 PM (G546f) Not the kid's fault. Your sister done good, IMO. Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 11:19 PM (Y8PSl) 388
Peasants can pay for their own personal trainers. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01 I know a guy that decided go get in shape by getting a job with ups loading trucks. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu) 389
Hell, I'll settle for a wood chipper and no centrifuge.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM Can I interest you in a used plastic shredder? Posted by: Zombie Saddam Hussein at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (I99aF) 390
Thanks vmom!
Just tired now. Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (vaKDv) 391
Holey Moley, Batsoup fans. That post is barer than all the parking lots we just were seeing along the highway.
Wait... this wasn't MisHum's way of submitting his resignation, after trouble with Boss Ewok? was it? Please no. At least there's a silly Zappa song. and comments...
Posted by: mindful webworker 392
312 ... "Growing in holiness during the time inside. It's from a RC perspective , but I don't see why the advice couldn't be adapted for non Catholic Christians except that we don't pray the rosary. The advice is from cardinal Mueller who is one f the more conservatives Cardinals."
Fenelon, Thanks for the link. The Cardinal's advice is very similar to a Book I've been reading and found to be helpful, "Pray the Rosary Like Nevere Before". It provides a ot of context that was never offered when I was a youngster. Even as a VERY lapsed Catholic, it's nice to know the entire hierachy isn't like Pope Frankie. Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (7EjX1) 393
Robert: How was the shower? Incarcerated?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (Se2s/) 394
377 What, no Zappa?
Posted by: Rusty Nail, running and ducking at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (I99aF) Right click on everything on top that is clickable. This is MisHum, you know. Or was. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:21 PM (sy5kK) 395
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN KAY ASHLEY WHEREVER YOU ARE. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. WHAT A DOLL.
Posted by: CMU VET at April 01, 2020 11:21 PM (SYVOv) 396
I don't know if the RBG workout thing is true or complete bs from the usual sources, but if true, I think it's really inconsiderate of her to do her workout routine at the Congress (unless SC has its own gym?) because her sweat and whatever could infect other people. Couldn't she work out at home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:21 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu) 398
What's really awful is that there is going to be a generation of dogs who are growing up, thinking tail-wagging, wanting to jump for love, and generally liking humans is a bad thing.
Dogs should never, ever know the meaning of "bad thing." EVER. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (l9m7l) 399
Excellent news, mpfs!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (u7pQw) 400
Yoko isn't popular here but her son Sean just ripped the media a new asshoe for pushing CCP propaganda and making the claim that using the terms Wuhan or Chinese virus is racist.
Closeted Trump supporter? Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (COzlW) 401
...luzerne county numbers are beginning to soar. Have no reason why.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM Scranton/Wilkes Barre? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (QHxmP) 402
Consider this,
What if....the Horde could Doxy-me or Zoom the ONT? Besides melting down the ENTIRE internet before the 500 mark....still, how big of a monitor? 60.....80? free thoughting before the next glass...... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:23 PM (kFkpX) 403
because her sweat and whatever could infect other people
My personal trainer/servant wipes everything down, so itsallgood! Posted by: RBG, The Keith Richards of the Judicary! at April 01, 2020 11:23 PM (I2/tG) 404
Ellis Marsalis died a little while ago and former NFL legend Tom Dempsey is now receiving hospice in his infected nursing home after being diagnosed a few days ago.. His nursing home has many dead now.
One question: why are people staying in these "cluster" nursing homes of death after a few cases get reported? Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 11:23 PM (TLxpZ) 405
Eggs can last weeks to months depending on the source. Store bought don't have as long a shelf life as farm/yard eggs. A simple test is putting the egg in water. If it sinks to the bottom it very fresh. If it hangs in the water or breaks the surface a little it's good. If it floats high above the water it's an old egg and probably iffy. Fresh eggs have a small air sac so sink. The older the egg the larger the egg sac and the higher it will float.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (UUBmN) 406
Robert: How was the shower? Incarcerated?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (Se2s/) I'm intrigued. Is Robert the naked guy in the Delta shower commercial? A political prisoner? Know I want to know. Posted by: Shep! at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (2N7oZ) 407
Funny thing is when this Wuhan virus was ramping up, I was getting over a cold that was different than other colds I've gotten over the years.
First, I've gone multiple years without getting any kind of bug. Second, when I do get a bug, it tends to hit my nose and sinuses. The two colds I got this winter were lung-centric. Plus, the time frame between the two were weirdly short. I never ran a fever, never was short of breath, but there were a couple of days that I was dragging ass. And for a week or so after feeling better, I was still coughing up lung-butter. So. There it is. That might have been Wuhan. or not. Frankly I am so sick of all this shit. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (x8Wzq) 408
What if....the Horde could Doxy-me or Zoom the ONT?
Besides melting down the ENTIRE internet before the 500 mark....still, how big of a monitor? 60.....80? free thoughting before the next glass...... Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01 works for marriage and dating advice Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (HALdu) 409
>>> I don't know if the RBG workout thing is true or complete bs from the usual sources, but if true, I think it's really inconsiderate of her to do her workout routine at the Congress (unless SC has its own gym?) because her sweat and whatever could infect other people. Couldn't she work out at home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke As far as doing at home, I would say yes. And as far as the story of push ups and planks, don't think of her as doing them on the floor. Think of her as doing them against a wall. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (NMkO+) 410
381 Peasants can pay for their own personal trainers.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG) ['/i] Peasants, of all people, should understand the caste system! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM (BiNEL) Did I ever tell everyone that I love this place? and Has anyone told Nancy Pelosi about this? Could be worth another Trillion dollar bailout! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK) 411
is Mr Jordan61 the white sheep of the family?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:18 PM (G546f) Yes, by far. Neither BIL has held a steady job for more than a few years (they are in their 30s) and have nearly always lived with their mom (in a trailer, natch). Hubs did 25 years in the military and now works for the USDA, and has been out of the house since we married 28 years ago. Now that mom has passed away they won't have her social security money anymore, and I don't know what they're going to do. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (FIYRT) 412
Sorry, in their 40s, not 30s.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (FIYRT) 413
358 .... He was 92 when he told me this and shortly afterward was killed going home from the farm when another driver ran a stoplight......
Posted by: Agitator at April 01, 2020 11:13 PM (oEmr5) --------------------------------- We never know how or when we're going to go do we? I have a cousin in Spain, a doctor aged 73 and a specialist in infectious diseases, no less. Yeah, he got the chinkbug. Nasty stuff, touch and go ---but he recovered and was back on the job after a month. And I was just informed today that he died in a car crash last night. I barely knew him, BTW. But the news makes me reflect that life throws us curve-balls all the time. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (M/9m0) 414
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2020 11:20 PM (7EjX1)
I recall you mentioned that you had been a lapsed RC for many years not liking the rote prayers for one thing, so I think it's great and I'm thanking God you've found resources that reconnect you to age old practices of your tradition. Yes, the conservative folks are out there. Church Militant talks about them. Cardinal Sarah or Archbishop is another one and he has some interesting and meaningful books out too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (HALdu) 416
400 Yoko isn't popular here but her son Sean just ripped the media a new asshoe for pushing CCP propaganda and making the claim that using the terms Wuhan or Chinese virus is racist.
Closeted Trump supporter? Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (COzlW) IDK, but Sean has an IQ greater than his shoe size. Compare, for example, to Joy Behar. Or not. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK) 417
I suspect the only reason we're hearing anything about the Odious RBG is because everyone is wondering if the old bat is going to survive this...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP) 418
If RBG is able to regularly work out then why isn't she able to appear live at the SCOTUS hearings.
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:27 PM (Z7lwY) 419
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) Same here. As much as I'd like to have a few little Catch's running around, I can't but help but wonder if the drama is worth it. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:27 PM (Exv3s) 420
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01 you and me both Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu) 421
Well at least there's no Zappa.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (LWu6U) 422
Eggs can last weeks to months depending on the source. Store bought don't have as long a shelf life as farm/yard eggs. A simple test is putting the egg in water. If it sinks to the bottom it very fresh. If it hangs in the water or breaks the surface a little it's good. If it floats high above the water it's an old egg and probably iffy. Fresh eggs have a small air sac so sink. The older the egg the larger the egg sac and the higher it will float.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (UUBmN) This is correct. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc) 423
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP)
Yes; I'm sure you're right. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (WI7YS) 424
Now that mom has passed away they won't have her social security money anymore, and I don't know what they're going to do.
Posted by: Jordan61 ---- They may have to, dare I say it, work. Winners always find a way to win. And losers similarly find a way to lose. Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (Y4EXg) 425
I suspect the only reason we're hearing anything about the Odious RBG is because everyone is wondering if the old bat is going to survive this... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP) My ghost is going to want anal. Posted by: RBG at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (2N7oZ) 426
not so, thanks.
I love the idea of an online meetup. However, the hamsters would most likely all have heart attacks... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs) 427
Don't look up Brian Stelter. I am still trying to get that image out of my head. Posted by: Splunge Wasn't Tater the model for the painting in this morning's art thread? Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (HALdu) 429
luzerne county numbers are beginning to soar. Have no reason why.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:17 PM Scranton/Wilkes Barre? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto Scranton is Lackawanna County. I'm in Luzerne co. Dallas & Wilkes-Barre. Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (vaKDv) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (kFkpX) 431
jordan, buzzion and catch, yup yup and yup.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs) 432
Now that mom has passed away they won't have her social security money anymore, and I don't know what they're going to do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (FIYRT) Hi, sis! Can I ask you for a favor? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK) 433
Now that mom has passed away they won't have her social security money anymore, and I don't know what they're going to do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (FIYRT) Don't answer the door!!! Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (axyOa) 434
80 inch screen then........
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01 you know, I am not sure porn would be good with an 80 inch screen. kind of disturbing. Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (HALdu) 435
Fenelon: regularly read a 12th ce3nt. essay by an anon monk called 'the Cloud of unknowing'. basically a why and then how on prayer. God is the cloud, prayer brings us closer to Him. Hence the why. The how is fascinating.
Posted by: Madtom at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (go+84) 436
Scranton is Lackawanna County. I'm in Luzerne co. Dallas & Wilkes-Barre.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM We're practically neighbours! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (QHxmP) 437
Meant to say the fresher the egg the smaller the air sac and the older the egg the larger the air sac so older eggs will float higher above the water line.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (UUBmN) 438
421 Well at least there's no Zappa.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (LWu6U) Look behind the snipers. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (sy5kK) 439
10 days, 5 snows that accumulated in the ground. Old Man Winter is pissed that we closed the ski resorts.
Posted by: Igotnothing at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (y9S4N) 440
Hi, sis!
Can I ask you for a favor? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK) Yep, I'm waiting for those phone calls to start. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (FIYRT) 441
382 Thanks horde. I've had many s sleepless night lately and it was a relief. Pennsylvania isn't out of woods by far and luzerne county numbers are beginning to soar. Have no reason why.
if I say "some new yorker has a cabin there" will I get in trouble?! lol I have no idea why luzerne either. it's so weird and it totally sucks! I love it out there, you're lucky to live there. my family's cabin is actually nearby (but not in luzerne) Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (j9HX3) 442
(actually makes me glad I've never been married.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) Same here. As much as I'd like to have a few little Catch's running around, I can't but help but wonder if the drama is worth it. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:27 PM (Exv3s) Sometimes the marriage crap-shoot works. Still happily married to my crazy girl (going on 32 years). We have two grown sons who are good men, and productive members of society. Neither are married yet, but that's because they are carefully wading through a sea of broken young women. SMRT! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (x8Wzq) 443
spank
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:32 PM (kFkpX) 444
Back.
Shower was okay. Then I remembered today is April 1st. Good news, Miss Hum is just fucking with us! Gooder news, the longest goddamn March in history is finally over! Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (t+HS7) 445
if I say "some new yorker has a cabin there" will I get in trouble?!
lol I have no idea why luzerne either. it's so weird and it totally sucks! I love it out there, you're lucky to live there. my family's cabin is actually nearby (but not in luzerne) Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01 scranton is overrun with nyers. moved there after 9/11 Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (HALdu) 446
440 Hi, sis! Can I ask you for a favor? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:29 PM (sy5kK) Yep, I'm waiting for those phone calls to start. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:31 PM (FIYRT) Could I crash on your couch until I get my feet back up under me? I promise to pay you back just as soon as I start doing well. Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (Z7lwY) 447
400 Yoko isn't popular here but her son Sean just ripped the media a new asshoe for pushing CCP propaganda and making the claim that using the terms Wuhan or Chinese virus is racist....
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:22 PM (COzlW) --------------------------------------- Wow! Good for him! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (M/9m0) 448
I have a cousin in Spain, a doctor aged 73 and a specialist in infectious diseases, no less. Yeah, he got the chinkbug. Nasty stuff, touch and go ---but he recovered and was back on the job after a month. And I was just informed today that he died in a car crash last night. I barely knew him, BTW. But the news makes me reflect that life throws us curve-balls all the time. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:25 PM (M/9m0) geez. if the break store is closed, you can't buy a break. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (sy5kK) 449
Meant to say the fresher the egg the smaller the air sac and the older the egg the larger the air sac so older eggs will float higher above the water line.
Posted by: lin-duh at April Now say that slowly in a smokey, husky voice. Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (axyOa) 450
Gooder news, the longest goddamn March in history is finally over!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (t+HS7) I need more details about the shower. Posted by: Shep! at April 01, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ) Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 01, 2020 11:34 PM (iTXRQ) 452
Get a life Bob!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 01, 2020 11:34 PM (UUBmN) 453
If RBG is able to regularly work out then why isn't she able to appear live at the SCOTUS hearings.
------ Only for certain values of 'work out'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 11:34 PM (CDGwz) 454
Gooder news, the longest goddamn March in history is finally over!
Posted by: Robert at April 01 how long was it? Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (HALdu) 455
East PA cases are basically coming from NJ/NY snd from Philly so you see them moving inward
Pittsburgh is also a cluster moving outward Harrisburg too Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (G546f) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (Exv3s) 457
Don't forget humor during your times of being shut in. A guy in my congregation (He's probably in his 70's but I've never asked his age) is watching You tube videos of Groucho Marx in "You Bet Your Life" I was too young for that show, but I like Marx brothers movies and I turned into one episode" of You Bet your life and it is funny stuff!
What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (WI7YS) 458
Meant to say the fresher the egg the smaller the air sac and the older the egg the larger the air sac so older eggs will float higher above the water line.
Posted by: lin-duh at April Now say that slowly in a smokey, husky voice. Posted by: Bob from NSA at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (axyOa) I second the motion. Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:36 PM (aW4MA) 459
444---Gooder news, the longest goddamn March in history is finally over!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:33 PM (t+HS7) ------------------------------- Amen to that. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (M/9m0) 460
Ruth Bader Ginsberg's Workout of the Day is:
15 chest to bar pull ups 10 overhead squats 185 lbs As many rounds as possible in 25 minutes. Posted by: BourbonChicken with Face Colander at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (LxTcq) 461
Posted by: Madtom at April 01, 2020 11:30 PM (go+84)
Yes; I've read that several times (I like the RC mystic tradition) and it is a very fine book. Thanks for bringing it up. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (WI7YS) 462
how long was it?
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (HALdu) 6,972 days long, give or take a fortnight. Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (Wv00V) 463
The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
But that's in JULY. well but events need to be planned way way out. and there's literally no traveling AT ALL now and who knows when it will resume? it sucks but there it is. large events this summer are going to all be cancelled - no time for logistics and planning to be done. am kind of hoping if this things turns around quickly some of the things that get cancelled will be "on the fly" brought back or sort of half-assed. I used to work large events and I know what goes into them - you're in the midst of planning for july/august events right now. and you need to be onsite for some things. no travel means no events. Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (j9HX3) 464
Computer isn't displaying the complete ONT.
There's no Zappa No quotes Nothing, just a lonely tavern sign Sigh Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (nd/mG) 465
Some 120 comments in, I can see that I was the first to be concerned this was MisHum's swan song. not
Posted by: mindful webworker 466
What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (WI7YS) Pulp Fiction, especially the scene where Marvin gets his head blown off due to poor trigger management. (I have an incredibly dark sense of humor.) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:38 PM (Exv3s) Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:38 PM (HALdu) 468
I'm starting to think this is all about cancelling the Dem convention.
Call me crazy. Zero cares. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:39 PM (Qf83p) 469
(I have an incredibly dark sense of humor.)
ha ha yes you do!! altho when you said that I thought about the end of Grizzly Man and how I laughed and laughed .. sooo! I guess I do too! Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 11:39 PM (j9HX3) 470
The rabbit tested positive for Covid19? What?
Posted by: Erebus at April 01, 2020 11:39 PM (EPXLU) 471
eleven I cannot see how they're going to have the convention
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 01, 2020 11:39 PM (j9HX3) 472
What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (WI7YS) Mystery Science Theater 3000, and Rifftrax. Snarky humor, but never mean. I have been playing it in the background on my TV while having to work at home. It keeps me sane. I do not like working at home. But, I insist on getting dressed and putting on shoes before I begin work. And coffee. Lots of coffee. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq) 473
456 The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
But that's in JULY. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (Exv3s) Long ago in office machine sales, there was a fellow commission salesman that would say to the office, "have a nice weekend, you all!". On Tuesday, when leaving the office. And he would be gone the rest of the week. And he kept his job, because it was commission sales and he was nearly at the top of the closed sales list every month. Everyone else hated the guy, except for the boss, of course. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (sy5kK) 474
Here, I'll provde the Zappa tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUvH3xf0e-I You're welcome Horde! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs) 475
I need more details about the shower.
Posted by: Shep! at April 01, 2020 11:34 PM (2N7oZ) For starters, I got the handicap shower. Water got everywhere because there's no edge along the bottom of the shower or a curtain. Water pressure was fine but it never got hot. Very warm, but not hot. Most importantly, the Boys are squeaky clean. Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (aT3YX) 476
When was the Dem convention scheduled?
One day after that let's see where the media is on Flu Manchu. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (Qf83p) 477
eleven I cannot see how they're going to have the convention
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! Well...yeah. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:41 PM (Qf83p) 478
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Yes; I have seen some episodes of Mystery Science Theatre; It is very funny. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:41 PM (WI7YS) 479
456 The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
But that's in JULY. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (Exv3s) ------------------------------ They canceled Wimbledon too. That's usually early July. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:42 PM (M/9m0) 480
Sigh
Posted by: Braenyard at April 01, 2020 11:37 PM (nd/mG) Whatever you do, do NOT click on the picture. Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 11:42 PM (axyOa) 481
And he kept his job, because it was commission sales and he was nearly at the top of the closed sales list every month.
----- So, he got coffee? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 11:43 PM (xSo9G) 482
The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
But that's in JULY. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01 golf course not big enough for social distancing Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:43 PM (HALdu) 483
What was social distancing called during the 1918 flu pandemic?
Probably just "stay away from me!"... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs) 484
447
For the record.... The WHO, CDC and every other country's Heads of EPIDEMIOLOGY are currently meeting to assess the "SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE'S entry into winter and to gauge the emerging Viruses that are coming out of CHINA so as to best estimate the kind of VACCINE we should all be producing for NEXT YEAR'S FLU BUG.... COMING OUT OF CHINA!!!!! what you new here? You always this lame? Get a Clue before you open your hole. JEEEEEZ a F**KIN PSA for anyone else that wishes to avoid being lit up in flame................... glass #3 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2020 11:44 PM (kFkpX) 485
As far as doing at home, I would say yes. And as far as the story of push ups and planks, don't think of her as doing them on the floor. Think of her as doing them against a wall.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 01, 2020 11:24 PM (NMkO+) We don't even know if she can get from a chair by herself. She looks that frail. Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2020 11:44 PM (1g7ch) 486
293 I was floored, because he's been posting all over FB how he wants to have a kid with her and I had no idea she was married (did I mention he just became a grandfather and she's 26?)
Posted by: Jordan61 Yeah, a child being born into a screwed up mess like that is just lovely. I am so thankful that I had normal, decent parents. I feel for you if you have to have contact with this guy. I don't really care about other people's cheating behavior, but bringing a child into it is just wrong. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW) 487
481 And he kept his job, because it was commission sales and he was nearly at the top of the closed sales list every month.
----- So, he got coffee? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 11:43 PM (xSo9G) he won first prize. he kept his job. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK) 488
golf course not big enough for social distancing
Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:43 PM (HALdu) It's not the course; it's all the tribbing in the clubhouse. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (miJU3) 489
But never reported with reference to the mere
details of their underlying health status, like presented with Type 1 diabetes, morbidly obese, pancreatic cancer, mesothelioma, pacemaker, and multiple heart conditions, but died from Red Death! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 10:35 PM (BiNEL) You forgot "heavy pot smoker" Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (CsmJs) 490
And he kept his job, because it was commission sales and he was nearly at the top of the closed sales list every month.
----- So, he got coffee? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2020 11:43 PM (xSo9G) *** Married boss's daughter. Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (axyOa) Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (Se2s/) 492
It's not the course; it's all the tribbing in the clubhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01 heh Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:45 PM (HALdu) 493
456 The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
But that's in JULY. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (Exv3s) ------------------------------ They canceled Wimbledon too. That's usually early July. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:42 PM (M/9m0) Fucking globalists are doubling down. Srsly! The fuck! Hey! let's cancel the whole fucking NFL season! YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (x8Wzq) 494
Ponders googling tribbing in the clubhouse.
Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (Qf83p) 495
457---What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (WI7YS) -------------------------- The Carol Burnett Show still cracks me up. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (M/9m0) 496
#488 That's the trouble with tribbing.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (COzlW) 497
..(I have an incredibly dark sense of humor.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2020 11:38 PM (Exv3s) Then this tee shirt is for you: https://tinyurl.com/rzzsozp Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2020 11:47 PM (QzJWU) 498
#488 That's the trouble with tribbing.
Posted by: JuJuBee One of my least favorite episodes, but I like you. Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:47 PM (Qf83p) 499
I feel for you if you have to have contact with this guy. I don't really care about other people's cheating behavior, but bringing a child into it is just wrong.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW) We don't have much contact generally. They live in another state, and the last time we saw them was 4 years ago when we were moving from TX to WA. We're here now because Mr. Jordan61's mom died on Monday night, but we're heading home tomorrow. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:48 PM (FIYRT) 500
438 421 Well at least there's no Zappa.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:28 PM (LWu6U) Look behind the snipers. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg That SOB. And I was nice to him since this work from home shit started. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:49 PM (LWu6U) 501
A friend at another site says our side should use Latin, cursive and stick shifts against the left.
I responded, yup, plus tons and tons of acid-bath ridicule. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs) 502
... and if u scroll way to the bottom: "Polyamory In A Pandemic: Who Do You Quarantine With When You're Not Monogamous?" Possible sidebar for you-know-who ? Posted by: 20200401 at April 01, 2020 11:49 PM (TDal4) 503
Hey! let's cancel the whole fucking NFL season!
YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (x8Wzq) What about us? Posted by: XFL at April 01, 2020 11:49 PM (24tKv) 504
Fucking globalists are doubling down.
Srsly! The fuck! Hey! let's cancel the whole fucking NFL season! YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (x8Wzq) ---no great loss. hell, let's just cancel the NFL and be done with it... it sure as hello isn't what it used to be. pro wrestling is less fake than the NFL is, these days. which is why this household stopped watching it years before the kneeling BS. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 01, 2020 11:50 PM (vwf8z) 505
this shit reminds me of the everclear tune, santa monica.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU) 506
@417
Survive this? The old bat has survived three different cancers, one of them stage four. And at 82, she apparently has a CrossFit routine that would put Matt Fraser to shame. Her blood is probably composed of pure bat virus and she is immortal. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 01, 2020 11:50 PM (FVrDO) 507
457 ... "What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?"
Fenelon, Groucho Marx was as funny on TV as he ever was in the movies. If you can find any videos of the Jack Benny shows give them a try. Benny was a master of comedic timing. More recently, check Youtube for videos by Jeanne Robertson. She is an older lady and her stand up routines will leave you holding your sides from laughing. Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2020 11:50 PM (7EjX1) 508
You Bet Your Life was funny. On one show Groucho asked a contestant how old she was. She said, "I'm approaching 40." He asked, "From which direction?'
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:51 PM (COzlW) 509
Gotta admit, I am not handling this bullshit well. I actually miss going to the office, which is weird, because when I went to the office I was often grumpy until I got my coffee.
But I miss my cow-orkers. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:51 PM (x8Wzq) 510
What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (WI7YS) Our go-to TV show is Everybody Loves Raymond. Posted by: Jordan61 at April 01, 2020 11:52 PM (FIYRT) Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 01, 2020 11:52 PM (/UQ/R) 512
447 400 Yoko isn't popular here but her son Sean just ripped the media a new asshoe for pushing CCP propaganda and making the claim that using the terms Wuhan or Chinese virus is racist....
The Japanese hate the Chinese, but so do all the neighboring countries who are illegally occupying unclaimed Chinese provinces. Posted by: How do you say Lebensraum in Mardarin? at April 01, 2020 11:52 PM (xgpfE) 513
wds!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2020 11:52 PM (KP5rU) 514
Guy and his gorgeous gal neighbor took a walk outside near a crowd and went home. Guy started sweating and dry coughing. He was afraid that he got Covad19 and was scared. Gorgeous girl neighbor called a doctor friend of hers,who happened to be an infection specialist, and asked if there was anything she could do, because he was looking worse and worse every hour. "Look", the doc told her, "it sounds like your boyfriend has the worst kind, and the only effective treatment for this strain seems to originate from France. The treatment is that you are going to have to give him a blow job five times a day." So she hangs up, silent and a tear starts down her cheek. "What did the doctor say?" "The doctor said that You're Gonna Die!" Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:53 PM (sy5kK) 515
You Bet Your Life was funny. On one show Groucho asked a contestant how old she was. She said, "I'm approaching 40." He asked, "From which direction?'
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 01, 2020 11:51 PM (COzlW) I've seen a few episodes of the that show. Groucho was very, very funny. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:53 PM (x8Wzq) 516
Game shows are fun. I've often thought we could play some ourselves here, such as The Match Game.
"Nancy Pelosi is such a drunkie, the other day she sipped some vodka out of her BLANK!" Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs) 517
I saw Tribbing In The Clubhouse open for k.d. lang at the Cumberland County Civic Centre in '02...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:54 PM (QHxmP) Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2020 11:54 PM (Qf83p) Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at April 01, 2020 11:54 PM (/UQ/R) 520
457 What's your go to funny movie or shows you can still get that you enjoy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke "clockwise" with John Cleese. I think it is one of the best constructed comedies ever made. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:54 PM (LWu6U) 521
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2020 11:50 PM (7EjX1)
I have seen some Jack Benny, but not the woman you mentioned. I will look for that. Spouse and I watched half of "The Trouble with Angels" about a RC girls school and it stars Haley Mills and Rosalind Russell. I have mentioned this movie before because we watch it a lot. Rosalind Russell was a great actress and has the best facial expressions. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (WI7YS) 522
I suspect the only reason we're hearing anything about the Odious RBG is
because everyone is wondering if the old bat is going to survive this... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 01, 2020 11:26 PM (QHxmP) ISWYDT! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (WI7YS) 524
503 Hey! let's cancel the whole fucking NFL season!
YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (x8Wzq) What about us? Posted by: XFL at April 01, 2020 11:49 PM (24tKv) Kirk Herbstreet, College Game Day host, national ABC/ESPN broadcaster, and infection disease specialist said last week he expects the 2020 College football season to be canceled because of Covad19. Ol' Kirk needs to STFD and STFU. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK) 525
Our go-to TV show is Everybody Loves Raymond.
Posted by: Jordan61 "Listen Ray, if you got a problem with your woman you don't go out and get another woman... -- NOW YOU GOT TWO PROBLEMS!" Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 01, 2020 11:57 PM (LWu6U) 526
9:20 !
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 01, 2020 11:57 PM (7s3Gx) 527
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (WI7YS)
I should say we will watch the second half tomorrow. He had been doing taxes and was tired. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:57 PM (WI7YS) 528
Fenelon- I barely remember You Bet Your Life but my mother told me that I would scream and cry when the duck dropped (?) I hadn't watched it that I could remember until a few months ago and when the duck dropped down I got the creepiest feeling. It gave me goosebumps.
Posted by: Megthered at April 01, 2020 11:57 PM (SM/op) 529
Gentlemen, that was a great episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
I still have a crush on the woman who played Robert's girlfriend in that one, OMG she was gorgeous. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:59 PM (WI7YS) 531
"The doctor said that You're Gonna Die!" Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:53 PM (sy5kK) More proof that there are really only about 10 original jokes ever created in history. I used to doubt that statement, but no more. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 11:59 PM (sy5kK) 532
342 >>> Oh yeah she's definitely banging other dudes besides him and her husband.
Posted by: buzzion Correct. This is a known. Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two Yup. Good reason to not have an affair with a married person. If the person cheats on their spouse, they'll cheat on you. Liars gotta lie. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2020 12:00 AM (+lVUW) Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs) 534
hey ONT, a follow up to my questions from yesterday.
I plan to run the blockaid from FL to MD tomorrow while blasting CW McCall and eastbound and down on loop. Wish me luck. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2020 12:01 AM (ZkXld) 535
I always enjoy watching an episode of Barney Miller. Some say it was the most realistic of the police shows as well as being a delight to watch.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 02, 2020 12:01 AM (FTlwv) 536
qdpsteve, I clicked that Zappa link in another window a while ago, and YouTube keeps playing Zappa link after Zappa link. Listening to the Helsinki 1974 concert now. Awesome. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:01 AM (sy5kK) 537
LCD, good to hear. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 12:02 AM (L2ZTs) 538
534 hey ONT, a follow up to my questions from yesterday.
I plan to run the blockaid from FL to MD tomorrow while blasting CW McCall and eastbound and down on loop. Wish me luck. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2020 12:01 AM (ZkXld) Make sure your trunk is full of Coors. Posted by: Smokey and the Bandit at April 02, 2020 12:02 AM (sy5kK) 539
Fun fact about Barney Miller: it was produced by Danny Arnold, who also produced, of all things...
Bewitched. Talk about two completely different sitcoms... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 12:03 AM (L2ZTs) 540
Glad someone mentioned there were two links.
Well before half-way through Punky's Whips, I was wondering, why do I keep watching this? It reminded me of a long-ago song of mine the world will never know that involved rhymes of truck, luck, and Keokuk. But then, finally, it was shut up and play your guitar time. Worth the price of admission.
Posted by: mindful webworker 541
I asked BIL #2 if BIL #1 goes over when the husband is at work, and he said no, husband doesn't have a job so he's home while all this is going on.
Posted by: Jordan61 So, of the three people involved in this triangle, two work part time at the dollar store, and one doesn't work at all. One of these people wants to have a child. I sooo love paying taxes to support the welfare system. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2020 12:03 AM (+lVUW) 542
I assume what started out as desperation during a drought/famine (eating a room temperature bat, say) became an acquired taste somewhere along the way. Generations later it's a preference because they grew up eating it from the git go, prepared lovingly by old auntie or Grandma.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 02, 2020 12:03 AM (COzlW) 543
Make sure your trunk is full of Coors.
Posted by: Smokey and the Bandit at April 02, 2020 12:02 AM (sy5kK) no doubt! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2020 12:03 AM (ZkXld) 544
Hey! let's cancel the whole fucking NFL season!
YYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 01, 2020 11:46 PM (x8Wzq) Wait, what? You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm a little more pissed at no hockey playoffs, which is real hockey. No hockey playoffs also means no hockey playoff pool, which I've won twice in 20 plus years. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 12:03 AM (Y8PSl) 545
If there's no NFL season, how will woke athletes let all the peon fans know what they're protesting? They'll have to kneel at home and what's the fun in that??
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2020 12:05 AM (kFkpX) 547
W. C. Fields is underrated.
I think the problem is that he morphed into self-parody later in his career and made a lot of crap. Then his early shorts got a lot of interest for some reason, but they were a bit dated. His Golden period though is hilarious and and holds up as good as anything. Man on the flying trapeze, It's a Gift (*), and the Bank Dick are three of my Favorites (*) Bartender, bartender, was I in here last night, and did I spend brand new twenty dollar bill? "...Yeah." "Whew. I thought I I'd lost it!" Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:05 AM (LWu6U) 548
A writer for the Progressive has put up a map purporting to show that CCP virus cases in Milwaukee are concentrated in black neighborhoods.
This demonstrates racism, of course. He doesn't explain the racist mechanism that causes black neighborhoods in Milwaukee to have more cases than white neighborhoods, if that is indeed the case. Perhaps people wearing MAGA hats are going into black neighborhoods and coughing on people. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2020 12:05 AM (I2/tG) 549
521 ....Spouse and I watched half of "The Trouble with Angels" about a RC girls school and it stars Haley Mills and Rosalind Russell. I have mentioned this movie before because we watch it a lot. Rosalind Russell was a great actress and has the best facial expressions......
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (WI7YS) ------------------------ One of my all-time favorites. And yes, Russell was wonderful in it. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:06 AM (M/9m0) 550
Oh, I see I put the (*) on the wrong one. It is quote from The Bank DIck.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:06 AM (LWu6U) 551
A couple of more suggestions for comedy on Youtube. First the George Burns and Gracie Allen radio shows from the 30s and 40s. Second, the Burns and Allen TV shows from the 50s. I was surprised so many of the TV shows have survived. I have a dim memory of them, probably from reruns.
I especially like the radio shows. They're in the same genius category as "Who's On First". Gracie Allen was a comedic treasure. Posted by: JTB at April 02, 2020 12:06 AM (7EjX1) 552
Sleep is making serious demands. Good night, y'all. I enjoyed the conversation.
Posted by: JTB at April 02, 2020 12:08 AM (7EjX1) 553
alright, gnight everyone. wish me luck. If you don't hear from me, get the aoshq bail fund ready!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2020 12:09 AM (ZkXld) 554
Even "Mississippi" is very good, but he has a smaller role. Fields is full of more subtle humor that takes a second to get.
Example: In Mississippi he has a throwaway line after an encounter with a thug and his friend hits the guy. When walking away Fields says "Had he been a bigger man, I would have hit him myself." This is humor you have to pay attention to and it works on a big screen, but people are not as attentive when watching on TV with distractions. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:09 AM (LWu6U) 555
I always enjoy watching an episode of Barney Miller. Some say it was the most realistic of the police shows as well as being a delight to watch.
Years ago, I had a girlfriend whose father was an NYPD sergeant. He loved Barney Miller, in part because he thought that Barney Miller perfectly captured the ambience of a NYPD police station. The show paid very careful attention to the details. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG) 556
I believe I should like to contract teh 'rona and get it over with... Immona head on down to Wally World tomorrow and lick the shelves in the cold and flu products section...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:10 AM (QHxmP) 557
This demonstrates racism, of course. He doesn't explain the racist mechanism that causes black neighborhoods in Milwaukee to have more cases than white neighborhoods, if that is indeed the case. Perhaps people wearing MAGA hats are going into black neighborhoods and coughing on people. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2020 12:05 AM (I2/tG) - Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, etc etc, all nodding in unison with a grim look on their collective faces. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK) 558
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:06 AM (M/9m0)
The dialogue was great but she had of delivering lines in such a deadpan way or giving a little smile/ My favorite is when the guy from the progressive school says "The finest educational minds are on our side" and she replies "God is on ours" and smiles. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (WI7YS) 559
367 They'd at least divorce the bitch when finding out she's cheating on him
Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2020 10:59 PM (Z7lwY) No-fault divorce is a slippery slope and cucking the hubby is that slope. She'll still get half even if she's at fault. Wymyn power! Posted by: RickZ Yeah, I knew a woman who cheated on her husband for years. She had two kids and didn't have to work outside the home, even after both kids were in school. She eventually divorced hubby and got half of everything. On the other hand, her married boyfriend was supposed to divorce his wife and marry her. He divorced his wife and didn't marry her. So she ended up with no one. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (+lVUW) 560
"Bartender, has Michael Finn been here?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (BiNEL) 561
I still have a crush on the woman who played Robert's girlfriend in that one, OMG she was gorgeous.
Posted by: qdpstev Yeah, Raybert's chic. Hot. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (LWu6U) 562
454 Gooder news, the longest goddamn March in history is finally over!
Posted by: Robert at April 01 how long was it? Posted by: not so at April 01, 2020 11:35 PM (HALdu) Q: Why are you so tired on April 1st? A: Because you just finished a 31 day March! Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 02, 2020 12:12 AM (8/7u2) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:12 AM (LWu6U) 564
Spouse and I watched half of "The Trouble with Angels" about a RC girls school and it stars Haley Mills and Rosalind Russell. I have mentioned this movie before because we watch it a lot. Rosalind Russell was a great actress and has the best facial expressions......
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2020 11:55 PM (WI7YS) ------------------------ One of my all-time favorites. And yes, Russell was wonderful in it. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:06 AM (M/9m0) 'His Girl Friday', with Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell, is hysterical. They don't write witty dialogue like that anymore. Both of those had such great comedic timing, with the one liners flying fast and furious, or a very good director (Howard Hawks). I'll go with 'both'. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 12:13 AM (Y8PSl) 565
545 If there's no NFL season, how will woke athletes let all the peon fans know what they're protesting? They'll have to kneel at home and what's the fun in that??
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 02, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs) Isn't that what sports radio is for? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:14 AM (sy5kK) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 12:14 AM (BiNEL) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 12:15 AM (WI7YS) 568
I'll live in the garden shed 'til I'm recovered so the rest of the Zettaiklan doesn't fall ill...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:15 AM (QHxmP) 569
- Rachel Maddow, Joe Scarborough, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, etc etc, all nodding in unison with a grim look on their collective faces.
They can't really go into the reasons why the CCP virus rate is allegedly higher in the black areas of Milwaukee, because the answers probably lie in higher density, greater dependence on public transportation, etc. - all things that Leftists generally support and want to make universal. It would be interesting to hear them explain the reasons why the spread of an infectious disease is caused by racism. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2020 12:15 AM (I2/tG) 570
558----she replies "God is on ours" and smiles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (WI7YS) ------------------------ Yes! Her expression and tone convey great strength but not preachiness. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:16 AM (M/9m0) 571
Dupree's Paradise, live, Sweden, 1973. I like this stuff. Please, don't hate me. All I knew of Zappa, mostly, was Don't You Eat that Yellow Snow. I had a deprived childhood, I am just beginning to realize. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK) 572
I'm curious about how the bat soup flu got into people.
Was this a case of people handling filthy bats picked up the virus that hangs around bats and it got into a person and said 'party time!' -- or -- They prepared and ate the bat and that's how it got going - which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe? Posted by: ghbucky at April 02, 2020 12:17 AM (s9Eo8) 573
Unless they wanna...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:17 AM (QHxmP) 574
cause mis hum's freee as a birrrd now
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 12:17 AM (ykYG2) 575
The weather in my area did its usual March comes in like a lamb, goes out like a lion. It never gets it right.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 02, 2020 12:18 AM (COzlW) 576
Okay. Lemmee 'splain.
The NFL thing is not about the NFL. The NFL means nothing to me. It's about the muthafucking ridiculous overkill going on. I hate this. I hate it all. I hate it so fucking bad. I hate seeing good restaurants and other "non-essential" businesses on the verge of bankruptcy because of overzealous gubmint agencies pandering to the panicky idiots. Fuck all of this. All of it. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:18 AM (x8Wzq) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:18 AM (LWu6U) 578
'His Girl Friday', with Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell, is hysterical. They don't write witty dialogue like that anymore. Both of those had such great comedic timing, with the one liners flying fast and furious, or a very good director (Howard Hawks). I'll go with 'both'.
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 12:13 AM (Y8PSl) -------------------------------- Ah. Sounds good. I'll have to look for that one. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (M/9m0) 579
The British Open is canceled due to the Coronavirus.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 golf course not big enough for social distancing Posted by: not so If your golf game is as bad as mine, the social distancing always happens. The rest of my foursome yelling into the woods "did you find it yet?" The pros all hit the ball to the same spot on the fairway and everything. They can't play now. Not distancy enough. Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (P1f+c) 580
281 Totally apropos of nothing, were any of you fans of The Ben Stiller Show on Fox like 30 years ago? It was like my favorite show ever at the time.
The only sketch I remember from this was "B Minus Time Traveller" https://youtu.be/PGjKL9UZiMU Posted by: Downcast at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (xgpfE) 581
All of it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:18 AM (x8Wzq) And I think we've only just begun the dance!y Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL) 582
Pritzker would look better being fed live toads, and surrounded by blue twi'lek dancers.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 12:21 AM (ykYG2) 583
FUCK!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:21 AM (x8Wzq) 584
They prepared and ate the bat and that's how it got going - which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe?
Posted by: ghbucky at April 02, 2020 12:17 AM (s9Eo Prepping the bat would certainly expose the chef to the virus. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:22 AM (miJU3) 585
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Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:18 AM (x8Wzq) ---------------------------------------- Preach it! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:23 AM (M/9m0) 586
which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe?
Posted by: ghbucky Also, I haven't heard about Tu Wong Flu hanging out in the muscles, which are usually what we eat when we eat animals. Them being made of meat and all. What the hell part of the bat were they eating raw? Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:23 AM (P1f+c) 587
Anyone else who would like to decry our RACIST posing on the CHI-COMS....need to webinar the current "Southern Hemisphere's Conference on emerging Viruses." Heavy on the Scientific/Medical for sure....just make note of the primary focus.....
saying.....might be limiting access this time around because of obvious reasons like..."God Forbid us common folk listening in on our newly appointed betters........1984 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2020 12:24 AM (kFkpX) 588
Oh. And this. I am already sick of the "thank you for your service" ads on TV. I mostly watch Pluto TV, but it's there too.
Holy shit! I am going stir crazy working at home, and it's only been two weeks. *rubs face* I may need to go shooting in the hills. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:24 AM (x8Wzq) 589
What the hell part of the bat were they eating raw?
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:23 AM (P1f+c) Over to you, batwoman... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:24 AM (miJU3) 590
They prepared and ate the bat and that's how it got going - which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe?
Posted by: ghbucky They were engineering virus for bio war. They claimed they were doing this defensively, but a bio weapon would involve a brutal bug (like this) and a defensive vaccine, so mostly all research is "defense" since bugs mostly exist in nature and the weapon part is where you vaccinate your people before release. Possibly though, they engineered the bug as well to make it spread quicker. The going theory is that they were injecting it into bats to study, had an accidental release (which was common in wuhan) and it got out. My theory is that someone who was infected was asymptomatic so they didn't realize it even got out until weeks later. j Most of these pieces are proven and documented. They do do bio warfare research. They do engineer virus for more transmissibility, they do work with bats, they do have a lot of accidental releases, and they did have one in summer 2018 where several researchers were exposed to bat blood and urine. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:25 AM (LWu6U) 591
Prepping the bat would certainly expose the chef to the virus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:22 AM And by "prepping the bat", you mean keeping the lid on the pot until the water starts to boil, right? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:25 AM (QHxmP) 592
579---The pros all hit the ball to the same spot on the fairway and everything. They can't play now. Not distancy enough.
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (P1f+c) --------------------------------- Oh, for heaven's sake. If they're that freaking good they can make sure the ball lands at least 6 feet from their opponent's, can't they? It would bring a whole new dimension to the sport! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:26 AM (M/9m0) 593
"281 Totally apropos of nothing, were any of you fans of The Ben Stiller Show on Fox like 30 years ago? It was like my favorite show ever at the time. "
Manson, what is it boy? You say Timmy's fallen in a well? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 02, 2020 12:27 AM (7s3Gx) 594
And by "prepping the bat", you mean keeping the lid on the pot until the water starts to boil, right?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:25 AM (QHxmP) Tattooing the Rising Sun on its little wings? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:27 AM (miJU3) 595
*summer 2019
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:27 AM (LWu6U) 596
You have to choke up on the bat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2020 12:28 AM (aKsyK) 597
572 I'm curious about how the bat soup flu got into people.
Was this a case of people handling filthy bats picked up the virus that hangs around bats and it got into a person and said 'party time!' -- or -- They prepared and ate the bat and that's how it got going - which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe? Posted by: ghbucky at April 02, 2020 12:17 AM (s9Eo I am staying with Tucker's guess a couple of weeks ago. Lots of Covad testing on animals in the Wuhan Lab. (Hmmm, where did they get the disease to test - perhaps a Canadian Lab?) The important doctors and lab specialists do their work and go home. The night janitors have to clean the place, of course, but the work to properly dispose of infected dead animals is time-consuming and a lot of extra work. So, after midnight when nobody else is around, the janitors just chuck the dead bats, or dogs, or whatever animals have been infected, into the regular garbage with the rest of the stuff. And it gets tossed in the regular trash, into the dumpsters. Where the Chinese bums, starving, scrounge through the dumpster and say "YES! MEAT!!" And then they walk through the city of Wuhan, coughing and sneezing at thousands of Chinese people walking down the street. Of which, dozens, or hundreds, or thousands of those Chinese get on airplanes from Sept 19 to January 20 and fly all over the world. Like the USA, where hundreds of thousands of Chinese-Chinese (not Americans of Chinese descent) live now, or Italy, where hundreds of thousands of Chinese have moved for work. Never believe something complicated and sinister, when good old fashioned laziness and stupidity can occur instead. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:28 AM (sy5kK) 598
Tattooing the Rising Sun on its little wings?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:27 AM **SNORT** Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:28 AM (QHxmP) 599
Ah. Sounds good. I'll have to look for that one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (M/9m0) It is a good one. It's one of those older movies where you have to pay attention or you'll miss the jokes as they come at you fast -- and often. Thoroughly enjoyable. Good comedic timing between the two stars in that film. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 12:28 AM (Y8PSl) 600
Yeah, I knew a woman who cheated on her husband for years. She had two kids and didn't have to work outside the home, even after both kids were in school. She eventually divorced hubby and got half of everything.
On the other hand, her married boyfriend was supposed to divorce his wife and marry her. He divorced his wife and didn't marry her. So she ended up with no one. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2020 12:11 AM (+lVUW) ------------------------- Knew somebody who's wife cheated on him with another guy, and of course both couples got divorced, and my friend lost his house and plenty more, but paid it all out in a lump sum. It's over now and he's remarried to a younger, much better woman in every way. The ex-wife and her bf got married, and she's still working while the new husband hangs out all the time with his buddies, playing in a garage band. He's finding himself, after years of being locked in his loveless first marriage, etc. It's hard not to laugh, the way she was played. First wife was probably glad to see the back of him. Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2020 12:29 AM (oGBso) 601
Would've been top 10, but I read the content like a noob.
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:29 AM (aiWhJ) 602
I plan to run the blockaid from FL to MD tomorrow while blasting CW McCall and eastbound and down on loop.
Wish me luck. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 02, 2020 12:01 AM (ZkXld) Can I have your stuff? Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2020 12:29 AM (XF4b8) 603
Oh, for heaven's sake.
If they're that freaking good they can make sure the ball lands at least 6 feet from their opponent's, can't they? It would bring a whole new dimension to the sport! Posted by: Margarita DeVille There's a thought! Pandemic PGA rules: every ball on the course is a hazard. Hit within 6 feet of one and you have to take the penalty, drop, and hit again. Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (P1f+c) 604
"The night janitors have to clean the place, of course, but the work to properly dispose of infected dead animals is time-consuming and a lot of extra work. "
So, pretty much Scout's Guide to the Apocalypse then... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (7s3Gx) 605
Oh. And this. I am already sick of the "thank you for your service" ads on TV. I mostly watch Pluto TV, but it's there too. #AloneTogether Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (aKsyK) 606
603---Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (P1f+c)
------------------------- There you go! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM (M/9m0) 607
They prepared and ate the bat and that's how it got going - which begs the question: Are they eating raw fucking bat? Cause you know, cooking? What is the recommended internal temperature of bat meat for it to be safe?
If the bat was alive when it was downed in the soup, I am assuming like most living things, the corpse or dying bat would defecate. In the soup ... Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM (LPnfS) 608
579 The pros all hit the ball to the same spot on the fairway and everything. They can't play now. Not distancy enough.
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2020 12:20 AM (P1f+c) But then there is Sergio. Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM (aiWhJ) 609
604 "The night janitors have to clean the place, of course, but the work to properly dispose of infected dead animals is time-consuming and a lot of extra work. "
So, pretty much Scout's Guide to the Apocalypse then... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (7s3Gx) For some reason this made me think of 'Hitchikers guide to the galaxy' Posted by: ghbucky at April 02, 2020 12:33 AM (s9Eo8) 610
I plan to run the blockaid from FL to MD tomorrow while blasting CW McCall and eastbound and down on loop. Wish me luck. Posted by: Harry Paratestes Well, he shot the line and he went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a chartreuse micro-bus Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2020 12:33 AM (aKsyK) 611
If the bat was alive when it was downed in the soup, I am assuming like most living things, the corpse or dying bat would defecate. In the soup ...
Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM (LPnfS) Do, do, do, whatcha guano do? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:34 AM (miJU3) 612
#AloneTogether
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2020 12:30 AM (aKsyK) a/k/a 'Porn Tube and Me'. A real tear jerker requiring lots of tissue. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 12:35 AM (Y8PSl) 613
Regarding the discussion on old tv shows to watch, you can't go wrong with "Frasier"
One of my favorite lines was Niles getting rejected at a party; "Her lips said no but her eyes said 'read my lips'" Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2020 12:35 AM (qAR6u) 614
If the bat was alive when it was downed in the soup, I am assuming like most living things, the corpse or dying bat would defecate. In the soup ...
Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM (LPnfS) The term batshit crazy comes to mind. Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:36 AM (aiWhJ) 615
Don't about 1% or so of bats have rabies? I would have to be really hungry to even touch one.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 02, 2020 12:37 AM (gSgAd) 616
...and they did have one in summer 2018 where several researchers were exposed to bat blood and urine.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:25 AM I'm reminded of the plot during WWII to turn bats into a sort of 'smart incendiary' by kitting them up with little fire bombs on timers, then releasing them over Japanese cities where they would roost in buildings setting off thousands of small fires... But, some of the bats escaped before the mission whilst fused, returned to base, and burned the place down... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:40 AM (QHxmP) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 12:40 AM (ykYG2) 618
Regarding the discussion on old tv shows to watch, you can't go wrong with "Frasier"
Gunplay in my Living Room !!!! https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=yL4bmGYuH2A" Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 12:42 AM (LPnfS) 619
> my sister is too much heart, no brains, I think
anyway, she loves the kid She sounds more like a saint to me. And her husband better realize just what he has there, if he hasn't already, and keep the little head at home from now on. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2020 12:43 AM (tLWGd) 620
They say we need to be on house arrest for a month or so. Nobody is really sure, and every state and statist is different, but we're assured it for our own good.
Now, at its worst the Wuhan virus is brutal but we are left to trust rather untrustworthy experts in putting our lives on hold and our economy in the dumpster, that it will be worth it. We've got to flatten the curve, you know. Fine. I, we, and most Americans are going along with this for the most part and for now. However, the point and downside of flattening the curve is to buy time, so they better make damn good use of it. This virus will be waiting again in the fall, maybe sooner and this country's health infrastructure better damn well be ready for it next time. There better be enough masks, gowns hydroxychloroquine and zpak to go around, to keep from needing all those extra ventilators. Because there's no fucking way we should have to be under house arrest again, ever. How many millions have to have their entire lives, incomes, aspirations, hobbies, friendships and futures put on hold and at risk? Again? I say no. No excuses next time, they'd better be ready, and we'd better be willing to make that known. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:43 AM (z79tQ) 621
615 Don't about 1% or so of bats have rabies? I would have to be really hungry to even touch one.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 02, 2020 12:37 AM (gSgAd) There are certain squirrels in the southwest that have/carry Bubonic plague. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2020 12:44 AM (A5zUN) 622
...the corpse or dying bat would defecate. In the soup ...
Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 12:32 AM I think in the PRC, you have to pay extra for that... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:45 AM (QHxmP) 623
Thanks for the ONT, btw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 02, 2020 12:45 AM (A5zUN) 624
I shoulda thrown up on the Chinese leader instead.
Posted by: George H. W. Bush at April 02, 2020 12:45 AM (COzlW) 625
People are calling for the release of the lab records because most of the incriminating stuff is well known, but the proof is hidden.
Knowns China is doing bio warfare research, although they claim it is "defensive" China, and the wuhan lab were working with bats The wuhan lab was sloppy. They accidentally released SARS twice (!) The had an accidental exposure of several researchers in summer 2019 They publish the genomes of much of the viruses they find in bats, but did not publish this one. They were working on inserting ACE2 receptor ability into bat coronaviruses Suspicious One researcher who was exposed has disappeared. Many think she is dead. Why were records destroyed and (reportedly) one building razed? How did PLA know how serious this was so quickly that they shutdown local Naval academy? Hidden In that release, did people get sick? who? what symptoms? Have they been tested for antibodies to Kung Flu? What was PLA involvement in lab. Type of research and goals. Were they injecting engineered viruses into bats? Unknowns (TBD) Was an engineered virus involved in the 2019 leak? What are the sequences of all the engineered viruses. Now it may turn out that a sick bat flew 900km (they are not native to region) and bit some fishmonger in wuhan. Or it may be that they were just sampling natural bats and accidentally got infected. Or it may be that they designed a virus, accidentally released it, and then covered it up. But that last sentence is key - whatever else happened, this is so bad because of the cover up and lies. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 12:45 AM (LWu6U) 626
Just turned on the TV, been keeping it off the news / current events shows to stay sane.
Tucker is on with the delayed repeat of his earlier show, and is interviewing Adam Smith, D WA, who happens to be my US Rep. Smith is lecturing, ranting on what we as a country do not have, as opposed to what we do have, and specifically depreciating FOX news and Tucker for somehow mis-reporting and being part of the problem. Apparently, Smith believes that CNN, MSNBC, and CBS are the accurate ones, and FOX is mis-reporting the facts. Smith is a fucking jackass piece of shit. He is a motherfucking liar that the Chinese Communist government can be proud of. Proof? Because he quotes them so well, while degenerating Trump, and the national effort to solve Covad. Adam Smith is a lying liar that lies, lies, lies. Fuck you, you filthy piece of shit motherfucking traitor to everything American. Fuck you. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:45 AM (sy5kK) 627
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
Truly Hunter S. Thompson was a man ahead of his time. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2020 12:46 AM (tLWGd) 628
> I would have to be really hungry to even touch one.
Maybe the Chinese ones are bigger, but the only ones I've ever seen up close are tiny little things, considerably smaller than squirrels. There couldn't be more than a couple of mouthfuls on one... hardly worth the trouble to clean. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2020 12:48 AM (tLWGd) 629
Another car on my "if I won the lottery" list.
I've got a soft spot for early 60's compacts, especially GM's versions. Last night I linked to a 62 Olds Jetfire This is the 63 Pontiac Lemans with the 326, floor shifter. https://tinyurl.com/sybqn6v 61-63 Tempests and Lemans had the "rope drive" with the rear transaxle. The 61-62 models were available with the 215 but most used the "hay baler" 194 4 cyl which was the right half of the 389 block. With the 4 bbl and higher compression it got 155 hp, pretty good for a 4 banger back then. Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2020 12:48 AM (qAR6u) 630
625 People are calling for the release of the lab records because most of the incriminating stuff is well known, but the proof is hidden.
--------------- Yes to all, plus I read that a million Wuhan cell phones have been deleted from the system? Because nobody in Wuhan has the virus any more, no new cases, and all those people suddenly decided to not pay their cell phone bills, right? And the incinerators at funeral homes continue to maximize their carbon footprint the last few months. Not related. Local story. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:50 AM (sy5kK) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 02, 2020 12:51 AM (ykYG2) 632
Apparently illegal aliens are essential workers as there were 6 or 7 of them in front of me at Wawa yesterday morning. Not an english word amongst them. I'll be DD'ing it the rest of the week.
Those beds ain't gonna mulch themselves. Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:51 AM (aiWhJ) 633
I may need to go shooting in the hills.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:24 AM (x8Wzq) from. the word you're looking for is from. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:52 AM (z79tQ) 634
633 I may need to go shooting in the hills.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:24 AM (x8Wzq) from. the word you're looking for is from. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:52 AM (z79tQ) *snort* Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK) 635
My current AO does not have very good fields of fire. Partly why I want at least two more tactical shotguns.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (x8Wzq) 636
One question: why are people staying in these "cluster" nursing homes of death after a few cases get reported?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 11:23 PM (LxpZ) -------------------- Where would they go? No other nursing home or rehab center would take them, since they are most likely carrying the virus and would make any new home's residents sick. And if they're sick enough to be in nursing care, are they well enough to live with relatives, who might also be getting up there in years and not in great health either. Posted by: Boots at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (oGBso) 637
Some of the 'fruit bats' look large enough that one should be enough for a family...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (QHxmP) 638
I say no.
No excuses next time, they'd better be ready, and we'd better be willing to make that known. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:43 AM (z79tQ) They can do it. Only need a couple of things. Like the Green New Deal. Oh, and Medicare for All. Also most of your money. Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:55 AM (aiWhJ) 639
635 My current AO does not have very good fields of fire. Partly why I want at least two more tactical shotguns.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (x8Wzq) --------- Two? C'mon, man, one blast right through the bedroom door will give 'em a whiff of the old grapefruit. Posted by: Joe Biden at April 02, 2020 12:56 AM (XVuno) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:57 AM (sy5kK) 641
Nite, LCD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 12:57 AM (miJU3) 642
They can do it. Only need a couple of things. Like the Green New Deal. Oh, and Medicare for All. Also most of your money.
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 12:55 AM (aiWhJ) The party of never waste a good crisis no doubt has plans. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:58 AM (z79tQ) 643
Favorite Frasier episode: the one with the Russian vase. Frasier and Niles are giddy at the prospect of being descendents of a Russian princess who fled the revolution, bringing her vase with her, which is in their possession as a cherished family heirloom. They find out the princess had a maid who disappeared with the vase and also worked as a prostitute.
Deflated Niles: So we're not Russian royalty? Deflated Frasier: We're descended from thieves and whores. Posted by: JuJuBee at April 02, 2020 12:59 AM (COzlW) 644
from. the word you're looking for is from.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 12:52 AM (z79tQ) *snort* Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 02, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK) I know it read as ominous, but in my head I was picturing the nut that hated those cans from the Jerk Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 01:00 AM (z79tQ) 645
BREAKING
DECLARATION OF WAR "The Peoples' Constitutional Monarchy Republic of Miklos, upon unanimous consent, having been bombed by the Chinee, declare War on those who wage war against us, chop-chop." Posted by: Miklos, President by the Will of the People at April 02, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ) 646
Posted by: Miklos, President by the Will of the People at April 02, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
You killed the blog! Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 01:03 AM (z79tQ) 647
Okay, maybe not. It was just resting.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 01:03 AM (z79tQ) Posted by: Rex B at April 02, 2020 01:06 AM (dKIYW) 649
I am going to call it a night, too. Got all the sheetrock and wall panels offloaded from the Suburban. Got 3 outlet boxes mounted in the wall I am working on, and two of them are wired.
Time for a good night's sleep. The roads are real quiet here. Not zero traffic, but sometimes several minutes pass before I hear the next vehicle. Be Well, Horde. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2020 01:07 AM (miJU3) 650
Miklos, President by the Will of the People at April 02, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
We've always been at war with East Oceania !!!! Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS) 651
Good Night & Be Well, AOP ...
Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:08 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2020 01:08 AM (Jzz++) 653
I'm about 24 hours, maybe 25, late with this, but...
Twenty-five years ago, Mar 31, just before Midnight - which may have still been Standard Time back then - our little family of five, having fled the flaming wreckage of Chicago, arrived in Oklahoma. None of the kids have indicated any interest in moving back. So, for all my bad decisions and failings, there's that. In celebration, tonight, we had dinner at daughter & SiL2B's house, along with in-town son. No foolin'.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Posted by: mindful webworker 655
Twenty-five years ago, Mar 31, just before Midnight - which may have still been Standard Time back then - our little family of five, having fled the flaming wreckage of Chicago, arrived in Oklahoma.
I'd blame Mrs. O'Leary ... but it sounds like you're the forgiving sort. Posted by: Adriane the HO Guage Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:11 AM (LPnfS) 656
HUMA, MOAR GIN!!!
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at April 02, 2020 01:11 AM (XVuno) 657
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at April 02, 2020 01:11 AM (XVuno) Posted by: Miklos, of the Imperial and Royal (K und K) distaff Habsburgs at April 02, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker 660
I suppose everyone's run off to order Chinese take-away...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:16 AM (QHxmP) 661
645 BREAKING
DECLARATION OF WAR "The Peoples' Constitutional Monarchy Republic of Miklos, upon unanimous consent, having been bombed by the Chinee, declare War on those who wage war against us, chop-chop." Posted by: Miklos, President by the Will of the People at April 02, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ) You're late. Its not China who created the Virus, its Mother Earth. So I've declared war against Gaia! Yup, more Dams. More Drillin. More Mining! Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2020 01:16 AM (NgKpN) 662
And, so, Miklos, it is Spring... Have you taken a lover?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:18 AM (QHxmP) 663
I think we're stuck in the mud.
Miklos, can you get out and push? Posted by: mindful I got all kinda stuff in the garage. *note to self-check, and remember that I was (ha!) both a Boy Scout and and a Young Pioneer* Posted by: Miklos, of the Imperial Miklosian Dynasty at April 02, 2020 01:19 AM (QzkSJ) 664
The Frasier episode where he and Niles open a restaurant is one of their tops
Niles: "We have very important clientele out there. At the governor's table alone we have two state senators and the head of the immigration bureau!" (Kitchen staff runs out of the back door) https://tinyurl.com/vc5d7su Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2020 01:21 AM (qAR6u) 665
Push, baby, push !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Lamanze Method Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:22 AM (LPnfS) 666
Can I interest you in a personal ID chip implant? Good for all financial transactions and Internet interactions. Built-in social credit app. Installation and first year's subscription is free, with coupon. Posted by: twisted at April 02, 2020 01:23 AM (AoLFQ) 667
1ce more ...
Posted by: Adriane the Lamanze Method Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:23 AM (LPnfS) 668
It's dead, Jim...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:25 AM (QHxmP) 669
So, for all my bad decisions and failings, there's that.
OK, no snark ... Congratulations on the courage to seek a better life. Posted by: Adriane the Lamanze Method Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:25 AM (LPnfS) 670
It's dead, Jim...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:25 AM (QHxmP) OK, you take the tricorder and I get the wallet ... Posted by: Adriane the Star Trek Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:26 AM (LPnfS) 671
And, so, Miklos, it is Spring... Have you taken a lover?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto One assumes that one has a sister. Pics. Shidduch? Posted by: Miklos, Jewish on his great-grandfather's side at April 02, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklosious, Ancient Greek (no homo) Philosopher at April 02, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ) 673
Thx, Adriane - Now it's time for new change... of some kind...
____ Annnnnd I'm going to unplug now. Happy New Month, m's and m'e's. Let's make April Great Again! ZZZzz*hic*zzzz...____
Posted by: mindful webworker 674
Shidduch?
Posted by: Miklos, Jewish on his great-grandfather's side at April 02, 2020 01:26AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T3i9KCH3oU Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:31 AM (QHxmP) 675
IMHO, "Frasier" is a stupid show about NYC assholes*, and i've never had the slightest inclination to watch even a clip, let alone an episode.
*and yes, i realize it was filmed just a few miles from where i live, was written by, stared in, and was produced by NYC assholes who have helped ruin my native city. the rest of the crew were/are union assholes who vote/support Left. they can all go die in a fire and i'll never watch their stupid shit. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:32 AM (vwf8z) 676
My sister has Netflix. I got sucked in to watching "Tiger King" mainly because she kept shouting out "WTF? Donna, you have to watch this."
It truly is mesmerizing. Who know that the world of big cats is filled with people who are either batshit crazy or sinister? All of them are unaware of how batshit crazy they are and keep talking about how batshit crazy the others are. It's the weirdest documentary I've ever seen. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 02, 2020 01:33 AM (d6Ksn) 677
Now is ze time on the ONT vhen ve dance!
Posted by: Dieter at April 02, 2020 01:36 AM (QHxmP) 678
Errr, ZE time...
Posted by: Dieter at April 02, 2020 01:37 AM (QHxmP) Posted by: Dieter at April 02, 2020 01:38 AM (QHxmP) 680
As for research, a likely scenario is that they design a virus like sars, but easier to transmit. The goal would be that it is locally devastating, like sars, but could be vaccinated against.
This could be used in any number of scenarios, but a likely one would be to infect an adversary to disrupt their ability to defend against attack, and then take over. You only have to vaccinate the front line troops since only they would be exposed. It could be used against a carrier group, an Island nation, or even an advanced major country since it could be deployed without proof of source and so not casus belli. This is key since the CCP always tries to avoid casus belli and such a weapon would be highly valued in their strategy. The goal would not be global pandemic. The experience with sars is that a contagion can be easy to control outside the immediate region. Once intl. travel is halted it does not spread. Sars was nice because people did not (mostly) infect others before they had symptoms, or after being cured. It was also a well understood family of virus with high potential for vaccine (not developed since sars was eliminated as a threat before hand.) So everyone in the field could understand an evil regime using sars and bat coronavirus as a starting point. They could also understand adding the ACE2 receptor capability to make it transmit much easier. Really, the main problem with sars was not that it was too easy to control, but that it took a bit of effort to get. The ideal weapon could be released in vapor over target and the next week everyone is sick. The problem appears to be two-fold. Not saying it *was* engineered, but the difference between this and what someone would want to engineer is as follows. By attacking the ACE2 receptor it is now in the respiratory system. that makes it easier to get, but also makes it easier to give, meaning an infected person can now transmit before symptoms are obvious. This is very different animal since now it is no longer easy to keep the infection localized. Control (in my theoretical scenario) would be based on keeping people with symptoms from traveling and when found under control. That is no longer enough. The second problem is that this virus has many asymptomatics. This is something which can not be controlled short of an impervious barrier to travel erected before anyone gets past. IOW, it can not be controlled. What I describe is a theoretical path toward a weapon (sars like virus with ACE2 characteristics) and how the kung flu deviates from an ideal weapon. Of importance is that those deviations are not obvious before starting down the path of development. That means that it is logical that this was an R&D project gone wrong. It is not proof, but importantly it is "consistent." (Oh, I forgot to add to my list above that China also WAS developing vaccines for the kung flu on a timeline which appears to have started before Dec. 2019. If true, damning.) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (LWu6U) 681
All of them are unaware of how batshit crazy they are and keep talking about how batshit crazy the others are. It's the weirdest documentary I've ever seen.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 02, 2020 01:33 AM (d6Ksn) something, something ... spec in your brother's eye, plank in yours ... Posted by: Adriane the Good Book Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (z79tQ) 683
redc, I believe the expression is "I am intrigued by your thoughts and would like to subscribe to your newsletter".
But for whatever reason I fell away from almost all TV watching years ago, so I wasn't able to quit it in protest. And isn't the Fraser star one of the rare/prominent Right Wing Death Beasts (hat tip: Tim Blair in Oz) in Hollyweird? Also since LA has been an entertainment town since the 20s or 30s, not sure it was ruined by that, so much. Lots of wheels turning there. Death of aerospace, persecution of manufacturing by CA, NAFTA, mass illegal migration, nation-wide pathologies like lawfare, rule by courts, apathetic/lazy voters, hijacking of education. And I know it's popular here to imagine CA ruined by outsiders but every single moonbat or coastal clueless lib I know is a native. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (El6T/) 684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T3i9KCH3oU
Posted by: Zettai Roshi Ha! Please to be seeing many videos from Klezmatics. Ha! One of few Archival Pictures of Young Miklos. Better than my Driver's License Official American Photograph. Posted by: Miklos, replacement drummer at April 02, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ) 685
The Frasier episode where he and Niles open a restaurant is one of their tops
---- I recall Daphne killing the eel, and Roz staggering into the kitchen after the flammbe incident. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 01:41 AM (CDGwz) 686
Now is the hour when I fill the ONT with my conspiracy madness.
I apologize. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:42 AM (LWu6U) 687
I a nurse,
would be helpful if we could JUST,,,sorry..(this shit is pissing me off) draw blood on some peps that presented to the ER, Urgent Cares, Doctor's offices that had the ability to test for INFLUENZA TYPE-A and TYPE-B that were NEGATIVE!!!! But were clinically AND PRESENTING AS FLU!!! Back around last week in DECEMBER.... now draw their blood....DO AN IMMUNO-ASSAY (medical term for see if they were exposed to COVID-19 way back when) ...and now have ANTI-BODIES IN THEIR BLOOD...meaning they had it AND kicked it's ass out the door...in DECEMBER!!!! Why is this so fuckin hard? Why do I keep posting this? Because if we get these numbers..then the doom and gloomers that are terrorizing us presently get a wake up call and a shiv ...to the liver ...cuz their numbers are now just a bunch of rat crap if they were to plug in those numbers into their MUCH VAULTED MODELS!!! Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2020 01:42 AM (kFkpX) Posted by: Mikleuse, chequer des facts par ecellance at April 02, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ) 689
I liked Frasier, and especially when they did farce comedy.
The restaurant one was a classic, as were the two (I think two) where there was gay confusion. The one by the lake house was not as good. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:44 AM (LWu6U) 690
I recall Daphne killing the eel, and Roz staggering into the kitchen after the flammbe incident. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. -------- Here it is, short clip: https://tinyurl.com/vzwn6lr Kelsey Grammer almost cracks up. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 01:45 AM (xSo9G) Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2020 01:47 AM (kFkpX) 692
Better than my Driver's License Official American Photograph.
Posted by: Miklos ---- I do *not* recognize that guy on mine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 01:47 AM (xSo9G) 693
Posted by: Nightwatch
Yes, I have been saying as much since Feb. when the Japanese found 20% of positives on ship NEVER had symptoms. Brix said today that she was requesting universities around the country do such a study and develop ELISA procedures in order to clear HCW for their peace of mind. She even said that immuno assay would be done commercially by end of this month in order to do survey of population for modeling. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:48 AM (LWu6U) 694
You know Klaus? He is a gorgeous bitch, yes?
Posted by: Dieter at April 02, 2020 01:48 AM (QHxmP) 695
Better than my Driver's License Official American Photograph.
Posted by: Miklos ---- I do *not* recognize that guy on mine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 01:47 AM (xSo9G) My first State ID... The laminate bubbled exactly over my teeth. I looked like I had fangs ... Posted by: Adriane the Good Book Critic ... at April 02, 2020 01:49 AM (LPnfS) 696
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (LWu6U)
--- additional thought: given that ACE2 receptor site concentrations vary by genetic background, with Asiatics having the highest concentration, and the ChiCom Crud preferentially targeting older smoking males, might this have been originally designed to cure the internal demographic problems of the PRC, and it just got out of hand? Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:50 AM (vwf8z) 697
I think the modeling is pure crap.
Problem is everyone seemed to ignore the Diamond Princess, and the Korean incident that showed (a) that it is more transmissible than anyone assumed, and (b) not everyone gets sick. What good are models in such a case? I know modeling (not epidemics) and I think these modelers are all used to modeling history, not in real time. I was clued in to their cluelessness when they started using Ro to predict. Ro describes a model and not reality. It can not describe reality. It can only describe a curve of what has already happened. They seem to be getting better though. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:53 AM (LWu6U) 698
Gentlemen this is democracy manifest (hereafter GTDM for efficiency) - was just talking with the Boss over dinner about how the US and others will handle the public side of this once we're past the kinetic, deadly phase.
The intel analysts (in this case, the technical side that you touched on will be much of the question, so "open source" scientists and docs will be part of the "team", as the biological aspects of this critter will be known to all) will have to give an assessment: engineered, or nay? Trump has settled on the somewhat bizarre (but entertaining, and probably effective) schtick of a permanent charm offensive towards Beijing ("Xi, love that guy, he's the best, a friend, I mean he's really amazing"). But what will be the first concrete, important decision that will be made that touches on the virus debacle? Resuming admissions to travelers from China. That will be an affirmative, concrete action. Trying to imagine the memo to POTUS that recommends this, and lays out the biomedical and public health rationale. It will imply some kind of conclusion as to man-made, and also of course a serious final call on China's reliability on this (Trump has given indirect implicit thumbs-down on this question in the briefings, when asked about Chinese #s). How many Chinese students will need visas and admission for the fall semester? Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/) 699
/off Krautenpoof sock!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at April 02, 2020 01:54 AM (QHxmP) 700
And I know it's popular here to imagine CA ruined by outsiders but every single moonbat or coastal clueless lib I know is a native. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 01:40 AM (El6T/) --- we live in different parts of the state. i'm surrounded by touristas. lots of dumb shit natives, but that's a "education" acquired infection, in many cases. it's hard to be smart when you're taught to be dumb. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:55 AM (vwf8z) 701
might this have been originally designed to cure the internal demographic problems of the PRC, and it just got out of hand?
Posted by: redc1c4 I don't think so, but anything is possible. For me, that is a conspiracy theory too far. Too high a risk and too little pay off. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:55 AM (LWu6U) 702
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thank you...I thought I was screaming into the wind. thank you....Even though my work at a SoCal urgent care was such a minute microcosm of a "A big Picture potential" I still felt the need to put this out there. Thank you for the validation. Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2020 01:56 AM (kFkpX) Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 02, 2020 01:56 AM (XVuno) 704
How many Chinese students will need visas and admission for the fall semester?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/) --- none of them: they can stay the F home. this fall and from now on. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:58 AM (vwf8z) 705
So, I'm passing the time reading the content, drinking a beer or 10, and listening to the local sports-talk station. Because hearing the drones babble on about the Eagles secondary is preferable to endless talk about the Rona (and I'm not in a music mood, Zappa or otherwise, heh heh).
But of course, since sports is cancelled, the host and the callers can't help but bring it up. Generally it's the same pablum, we'll be back stronger, blah blah blah. But one caller said that "500,000 unemployed is better than 500,00 dead", and it was all I could do to not smash the radio. If some of us are guilty of thinking that there's an overreaction going on, there are plenty more who are blithely downplaying the effects on the economy. 500,000 unemployed? There were 3.2 MILLION claims last week. And God knows how many more this week. The return of MLB or the other sports is gonna be way at the bottom of the worry list by that point. Posted by: Midnight Rambler at April 02, 2020 01:58 AM (mgJUX) 706
Posted by: rhomboid
That's a good point. I, for one, am not hopeful of a direct confrontation regardless of what is proven. To many insiders have too much to lose. As for Trump's strategy, I have posted here in past that Trump never criticizes people he is negotiating with. He praises putin, xi, even pelosi last week because he does not want them to get emotional and hate him across the bargaining table. The left does not understand this about him and thinks he is weak. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 02:00 AM (LWu6U) 707
I don't think so, but anything is possible. For me, that is a conspiracy theory too far. Too high a risk and too little pay off.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:55 AM (LWu6U) --- GMTA: it is a postulation being kicked around at my DOB between the 6 element, who is a clinical pharmacist, and myself, who did defensive NBC in the Army. not saying they did, but a lot of the facts fit the framework, and the ChiComs are something other than geniuses. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 02:00 AM (vwf8z) 708
South Korea has just reported 89 new cases for the day (18 of which were caught at airport screening). Now less than 4k people are in quarantine. Four people died, but one person was in their 40s, making only the 3rd person under 50 to die in that country.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 02:02 AM (zqs/f) 709
redc, my point was - this is a ginormous concrete issue to be dealt with, with a short fuse. I'd sleep OK with your solution (which would of course cover all PRC nationals, including H-1Bs).
My point was only that it will present Trump with a fairly early decision. Cotton and Rubio can Bad Cop from the Hill, the compromised "press" and think tanks can continue driving their semis through the gigantic gaps in the FARA - but all that jibber-jabber won't necessarily require any action or decision. Resuming travel relations *will*. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 02:02 AM (El6T/) 710
Krautenpoof sock!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto a They are not taking reservations for tables at Oktoberfest. Now's normally the time , but no. Posted by: In Munchen shet ein Mikloshaus, ein, zwei, schuffe! at April 02, 2020 02:07 AM (QzkSJ) 711
GTDM, haven't looked at all at Trump's business career, I assume he would often drown negotiating adversaries with honey, the way he does now with foreign leaders.
As a pointy-headed foreign policy geek from forever back, it's jarring, from a POTUS - but absolutely harmless, and actually vastly entertaining in how it discombobulates the mediocre foreign policy types who've prospered and dominate the public square. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 02:07 AM (El6T/) 712
I'm fairly certain Frank never had his nipples pierced.
Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2020 02:08 AM (95j/9) 713
Quick, random, question: Can anyone think of an example of new, town center, commercial construction built in the last 30 years that's as beautiful and charming as what we've inherited from pre-war, Main Street USA?
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 02:12 AM (zqs/f) 714
I had hoped to have flown to Sandy Eggo for an April visit, there.
No need to bother, now. Might still be able to fly there, but why bother? Everything there being closed and such. I have much gruntle to which I now bear dis against. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2020 02:12 AM (QzJWU) 715
redc,
rhomboid Back long ago the Japanese made all Christians disavow Christ or die. This was effective since Christians have integrity and would not easily go against conscience. They understood that their local power could not survive an invasion of foreign power (not getting into the merits,...) Right now many 1st gen. Chinese are Chinese first. They, like another group I will not mention, see themselves as the first wave in a move which will lead to China taking over the world. I say start with the students, but finish with anyone native to China. Make them make a choice. If they chose the US, they are on probation and can not travel to China, or communicate with family back home. Us or them, like the past immigrants had to chose when travel was on a boat and communication was airmail. Then, let's build our own Chinese wall around China. Stop all travel, control all commerce, and control the internet pipe. For China, and any country in their grip. Us vs. Them. Just like the cold war, only this time we have to make the choice while in the past the soviets made it for us. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 02:13 AM (LWu6U) 716
There was a list going around, allegedly from the NYC Health Dept, of all confirmed Corona deaths as of yesterday, 9:30 AM.
Of the listed 1139 deaths, 14 had no underlying health issues. There are 336 cases listed as "Underlying Conditions Pending". Leaving 769 with confirmed underlying conditions. It's a fascinating document, I would link it somehow but I don't wish to enter the barrel... Posted by: Midnight Rambler at April 02, 2020 02:14 AM (mgJUX) 717
Posted by: rhomboid
And then to top it off he gets nasty with political and press opponents because he wants and expects nothing from them. Very entertaining. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 02:15 AM (LWu6U) 718
I believe that Black Napkins, live, is my new favorite song. I hear something new every time I listen to it. Zappa was never real big in the PacNW for some reason, got drowned out by the British Invasion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvczPfJ3VIQ Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2020 10:07 PM (sy5kK)
That was excellent. Thank you. Posted by: Twba at April 02, 2020 02:18 AM (WYdcS) 719
Black Napkins is nice, but I think Rat Tomago is the best guitar solo song he did
Posted by: steve at April 02, 2020 02:25 AM (TTy55) 720
Just in Alzheimer Joe is considering Gretchen Whitmer as VP over gaptoof Abrams Tank.... his main consideration of Nice Smelling hair prevailed over acreage.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 02:30 AM (LfHBm) 721
Anyway, I got a kickass journalism degree form the U of Phoenix online (the harvard of online institutions), Saw Zappa live in philly every Halloween form 1976-1981 and have about 30 of his records.If Mis Hum doesn't want he gig anymore I can do it. Hit me up!
Posted by: steve at April 02, 2020 02:33 AM (TTy55) 722
GTDM, you have an interesting dream there - but then again, I'd like nothing better than to hit my favorite French bakery in Kobe tomorrow morning, and follow with lunch at the Steakhouse atop the Oriental Hotel, a nice boozy Kobe-beef filled teppanyaki lunch with one chef per 4 diners. So I don't see much of that happening.
I'd settle for strict limits on Chinese national employment in technology or science - but even that is hard to imagine. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 02:34 AM (El6T/) 723
Black Napkins is nice, but I think Rat Tomago is the best guitar solo song he did
Posted by: steve at April 02, 2020 02:25 AM (TTy55) --- James Harmon Band Mo' Na' Kins, Please! (Strictly the Blues, Vol. 2) (1999, Cannonball) Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 02:40 AM (vwf8z) 724
I saw the daily NYC mortality report early today, it was 70% with underlying conditions, with another 20% "pending" on that issue (awaiting more info).
Was trimming some 30-06 cases earlier, heard Old Yeller (Levin) on the radio, he was fulminating about this issue - he didn't know the term "co-morbidity", but that's what he was getting at. NY/NJ set to peak (deaths, resource demands) next week - some states not projected to peak until mid/late May (!!). If by mid-April, when the carnage is mostly already booked in NY/NJ - and peaking in MA - and it's looking like 90% of victims are *not* healthy people under 60, I can see selective modification/relaxation of distancing policies. Add therapies (cloroquine/zinc cocktail, others) that have a material effect on 1) rate of infected becoming acute 2) duration of acute care for those who recover, these changes become even more likely. Have never thought the April 30 one-size-fits-all guidance would survive unmodified, until April 30. One (of several) reasons I've also found the apocalyptic economic panic unpersuasive. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 02:43 AM (El6T/) 725
Now is the hour when I fill the ONT with my conspiracy madness.
I apologize. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 01:42 AM (LWu6U) Big League Politics, not one of my favorite sites but not totes batshit, has an interesting piece up about a 2015 Italian media piece about Chinese experiments to infect humans with coronavirus, specifically one modified from a horseshoe bat -- Here's the link: https://tinyurl.com/vog8p2k I dunno how true any it is. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2020 02:43 AM (XF4b8) 726
If any are interested in the basic SIR equations, which model an epidemic, it's fairly easy with Scilab, which is a free open source alternative to MATLIB and similar. There's also a GNU clone, the name of which I forget. Anyway, I dicked around last night and got a simple Scilab script running, and just cleaned it up a big tonight. The following Scilab script will run the ODE solver and generate a plot. Input parameters are at the top, R0 the basic transmission number, and Td, which is the time to recovery when someone is infectious. N is the number of people, and Tend is the end time. This will have to be adjusted depending on the width of the curves, which depend on the first parameters. Finally mo is the case mortality rate. Results are split into two plot windows. First has four curves, blue is susceptible, green is infected, red is recovered, and black is cumulative dead. The second plot contains the death rate. It's so much smaller in magnitude that a separate scale is needed to see it well. Time unit is days. I'll post the script in the next post. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:48 AM (rCwaK) 727
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote Ok, work with me, people. Just a concept, OK? Posted by: The Miklos Tale at April 02, 2020 02:51 AM (QzkSJ) 728
Here's the Scilab script. Again, basic parameters are at the top, which can be played with to see how it affects the curves:
----------------------------------------- R0 = 4; Td = 10; N = 1000; mo = 0.1; Tend = 100; function xdot = f(t, x) xdot = [ -R0/Td * x(1)*x(2)/N; (R0*x(1)/N - 1)*x(2)/Td; x(2)/Td ] endfunction x0 = [N - 0.1; 0.1; 0]; t0 = 0 dt = 0.1 t = 0:dt:Tend; t2 = 0:dt:Tend-dt; x = ode(x0, t0, t, f); dx = mo*diff(x(3,)/dt; clf; subplot(211); plot (t, x); plot(t, mo*x(3,, 'k') subplot(212); plot(t2, dx, 'm'); --------------------------------------------------- Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:51 AM (rCwaK) 729
Ah, crap Pixy thought some of the charcters were emojis. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:52 AM (rCwaK) 730
Now is the hour when I fill the ONT with my conspiracy madness.
You would need an IBM Selectric to do that right. Posted by: Miklos, with the Original Powerball at April 02, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ) 731
Where the smiley faces are should : ), a colon followed by a right parenthesis. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:54 AM (rCwaK) 732
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 02, 2020 02:43 AM (XF4b
Thanks, I had not seen that. This is very true and documented in English and Chinese. They were playing with these virus claiming to be working on vaccines. One study was under NIH grant, and the US panicked at the result and cut off funding. There is a lot of intrigue, with the stolen samples from Canada, and the work on adding the spike protein (for ace2 respiratory attack) and PLA involvement. None of that is disputed. None of it is proof, either. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 02:54 AM (LWu6U) 733
plot(t2, dx, 'm');
--------------------------------------------------- Posted by: publius, That looks an awful lot lot like Maths I'm gonna tell Posted by: Miklos, ONT no math hall monitor at April 02, 2020 02:56 AM (QzkSJ) 734
>> That looks an awful lot lot like Maths
Technically, it's not math, it's code to tell a particular computer program what math to do. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:59 AM (rCwaK) 735
You would need an IBM Selectric to do that right.
Posted by: Miklos, IBM!!!! the precursor to HAL? no, Remington or bust. (They can read my mind....) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 03:00 AM (LWu6U) 736
How many Chinese students will need visas and admission for the fall semester?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 01:53 AM (El6T/) --- none of them: they can stay the F home. this fall and from now on. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:58 AM (vwf8z) Friend of mine works in the office of a large commercial/residential real estate company in NYC. She tells me how the Chinese 'students' going to school here plop down $75,000 one year up-front rent checks because they have no credit. Now who in China has that kind of money to spend here? Connected ChiCom families, that's who. She can't believe the amounts of money these 'students' drop on rent and tuition, not to mention day-to-day living expenses. But no one in our government blinks an eye or bothers to question who they are and why are they here. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 03:04 AM (Y8PSl) 737
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote Ok, work with me, people. Just a concept, OK? Posted by: The Miklos ------- ...and bathed every vigne in swiche liquor Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:04 AM (CDGwz) 738
OK, I grew up in NJ, and back when I was in grammar school the bus would pass a house with well overgown yard. The house was far back, but when the bus stopped at a traffic light on some day you could see the windows through the trees.
The second floor was filled with signs. the first was "They can read my mind." (I will not give more since it would be searchable and I do not want that.) there were 4, I think. I remember 3. Each was more insane than the first. In big letters in the windows. way back through the trees. This was my hometown. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 03:05 AM (LWu6U) 739
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:51 AM (rCwaK)
---- drops nuke from orbit. (sorry Miley, you've been a great friend, but your boy toy just endangered the ONT, and, by extension, Teh Horde.) Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 03:05 AM (vwf8z) 740
My Old English is really olde.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:07 AM (CDGwz) 741
Where the smiley faces are should : ), a colon followed by a right parenthesis.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:54 AM (rCwaK) --- you misspelled "thermite grenade" to burn the forbidden "m a t h" out of the sacred ONT. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 03:08 AM (vwf8z) 742
My Old English is really olde.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:07 AM (CDGwz) --- if it ain't "800", it ain't "Old English"... #HTH! Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 03:09 AM (vwf8z) 743
Again, it's not math, it's code. Learn to code, people. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:09 AM (rCwaK) 744
When I said in the Thread of Overnight the other day that I thought it improbable that the enemy's troll attack in March could be more than three times as great as it was in April,the deceitful fools, I was not, of course, referring to barbarous attacks upon the Moron population, but to the great meme battle which is being fought out between our fighters and the Chinese Airtime Force.
You will understand that whenever the weather is favourable, waves of Wuhan virus, protected and promoted by their Media, often three or four hundred at a time, surge over this land, especially the promontory of New York, in the hope of attacking political and other objectives by daylight. However, they are met by our fighter PDT squadrons and nearly always broken up; and their losses average three to one in machines and six to one in cable pilots. Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at April 02, 2020 03:10 AM (QzkSJ) 745
if it ain't "800", it ain't "Old English"...
#HTH! Posted by: redc1c4 *clinks an Olde English 800 with reds' Mickeys Big Mouth* Posted by: Miklos, indescriminatory at April 02, 2020 03:12 AM (QzkSJ) 746
fuck. I just did a search on the info I gave out in the above comment and found a hit. I even left off the first half of the first sign because it was too specific.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 03:13 AM (LWu6U) 747
And more Chicom shit. They just discovered the Chicoms imported $2B masks before Wuhan peaked. So, Chicoms were hoarding and buying up shit the rest of the world was going to need badly, all the while keeping it quiet. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:14 AM (rCwaK) 748
However, they are met by our fighter PDT squadrons and nearly always broken up; and their losses average three to one in machines and six to one in cable pilots.
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill ---------- The Battle of Brooklyn? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:15 AM (xSo9G) Posted by: Miklos, DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MEDIEVAL LATIN (salve, amicii) at April 02, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ) 750
...and bathed every vigne in swiche liquor
Posted by: Mike Hammer I owe you a flagon of mead. Posted by: Miklos ------ Perhaps, one day. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:17 AM (xSo9G) 751
I owe you a flagon of mead.
Posted by: Miklos ------ I was kind of hoping for some of that swiche liquor Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2020 03:19 AM (xSo9G) 752
Again, it's not math, it's code. Learn to code, people.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:09 AM (rCwaK) ---- Banned! Posted by: @Jack at April 02, 2020 03:19 AM (vwf8z) 753
Yeah, China is going to be a pariah state after this is over. Much of those medical supplies the Chicoms bought up would've gone to Australia, and they've got a severe shortage going on because of it. The Aussies are getting pissed at them. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:22 AM (rCwaK) 754
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill
---------- The Battle of Brooklyn? Posted by: Mike Hammer Not sure about Brooklyn. However: Both the US President and the UK Prime Minister were born in New York. Donald Trump actually qualifies for UK citizenship (subject 'cause Monarchy, have you seen how the Queen likes the Donald?) Boris Johnson was a US citizen until about four years ago. ALSO-Winston Churchill' s mother was American. Posted by: Miklos, an Archie Bunker American at April 02, 2020 03:24 AM (QzkSJ) 755
publius, wouldn't they be importing masks to cover their own shortfalls? Seems to make sense. Of course they apparently were lying to the world and their own citizens about the situation - something I'd like to see comprehensively documented - but different subject.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 03:24 AM (El6T/) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2020 03:24 AM (arJlL) 757
I was kind of hoping for some of that swiche liquor
Posted by: Mike Hammer I thought you were married. OH Posted by: Miklos, confirmed Bachelor of various Arts and maybe Sciences at April 02, 2020 03:26 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:30 AM (rCwaK) Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 02, 2020 03:31 AM (YqED9) 760
Proof Fred Astaire was born in a tux:
I want a reasonably cute girl to dress me up that way one day. And if nobody is watching, I will sing and dance like a Cuban. I mean, a Cuban who feels free. Just need a Big Band (Horn section, please) Posted by: Miklos, turn off your speakers , 'cause BA BA LOO at April 02, 2020 03:39 AM (QzkSJ) 761
They imported 2 billion masks, at the time they were covering up how serious it was.
Posted by: publius Come on. Tell the Deutschers up the road (BMW, BASF, Hoechst) to get to work. Like their grossenpapas did at Camp Campbell c. 1944 Posted by: Miklos, that Canal ain't gonna dig itself at April 02, 2020 03:44 AM (QzkSJ) 762
Anyone hear how Rand Paul is doing?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 02, 2020 03:49 AM (qpXD6) 763
We could use some German efficiency here. German testing is already at 100K per day, and they've got the antibody testing well underway. If you've got the antibodies, you are immune and the Krauts get a certificate of immunity, which allows them to go back to work. Also,it means health care workers who are immune don't have to worry about the PPE so much. Krauts are kickin' ass on this thing. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:52 AM (rCwaK) 764
180 Proof Fred Astaire was born in a tux:
(top hat,) white tie, and tails. /pedant Posted by: Hierominous Botc Latin- pes, pedis Foot I Would consider Fred Astaire a great pedantist. Posted by: Miklos, singing in the rain, just singing in the rain at April 02, 2020 03:53 AM (QzkSJ) 765
2 billion masks in China would run out in a day or three, maybe less.
not that their logistic system could transport them that efficiently. ALL the reporting is non-fact based. Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 03:55 AM (vwf8z) Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2020 03:57 AM (cFtwr) Posted by: Genghis Khan at April 02, 2020 03:58 AM (2BZBZ) 768
Off father of 5% of Chinese.
Posted by: JAS at April 02, 2020 03:58 AM (2BZBZ) 769
And if nobody is watching, I will sing and dance like a Cuban.
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus When he said the world was round. They all laughed at when Edison recorded sound. They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother When they said that man could fly. They told Marconi wireless was a phoney. It's the same old cry! They laughed a me wanting you, said I was reaching for the moon. But Oh! you came through. Now they'll have to change their tune. They all said we'd never be together. They laughed at us, and how! But ho, ho, ho, who's got the last laugh now? Yes, I do have a Fred Astaire album. Why do you ask? Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 02, 2020 04:01 AM (YqED9) Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 02, 2020 04:03 AM (YqED9) 771
Yeah, China is going to be a pariah state after this is over. Much of those medical supplies the Chicoms bought up would've gone to Australia, and they've got a severe shortage going on because of it.
The Aussies are getting pissed at them. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 03:22 AM (rCwaK) The Czechs aren't too happy with China, either, after the BeerVirus tests donated by China had an 80% failure rate, both false positives and false negatives. That's 80% of the 300,000 BeerVirus tests China donated. So much for Chinese 'quality control'. We can only hope the world will view China as a pariah state, as the world did with Apartheid South Africa. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 04:05 AM (Y8PSl) 772
"What does fish have to do with it?
Posted by: Genghis Khan" Not sure Genghis but they are back together... https://phish.com/band/ Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:05 AM (LfHBm) 773
NY/NJ set to peak (deaths, resource demands) next week - some states not projected to peak until mid/late May (!!).
If by mid-April, when the carnage is mostly already booked in NY/NJ - and peaking in MA - and it's looking like 90% of victims are *not* healthy people under 60, I can see selective modification/relaxation of distancing policies. Add therapies (cloroquine/zinc cocktail, others) that have a material effect on 1) rate of infected becoming acute 2) duration of acute care for those who recover, these changes become even more likely. Have never thought the April 30 one-size-fits-all guidance would survive unmodified, until April 30. One (of several) reasons I've also found the apocalyptic economic panic unpersuasive. Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2020 02:43 AM (El6T/) I find this to be a rational and more than even odds plausible outcome. Trick is to stay clean and clear of hospitals until peak demand is up. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 04:08 AM (KnJdm) 774
My coffee pot died!
No self serve coffee allowed anywhere, and McD's has shortened their hours, their drive thru is no longer open overnite. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:08 AM (N4ZRs) 775
My coffee pot died!
No self serve coffee allowed anywhere, and McD's has shortened their hours, their drive thru is no longer open overnite. Posted by: My life is insanity Now THAT'S an emergency ! I have an extra percolator, and I keep a jar of instant on hand just in case. (If you were closer, I'd bring you a cup, or a thermos.) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2020 04:12 AM (arJlL) 776
Oh no MLii no coffee suks...have some chocolate to hold you over.... I ate have a bag of Reece's mini's tonight.... 36 going to 43 with snow and rain.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:12 AM (LfHBm) 777
Mlii! Good prep requires a jar or two of instant for just such emergencies!
If you're close by (coupla three blocks) I'll break quarantine and bring you some! I'm an old softie that way. Couple of other ways, too, now that I think about it. Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 02, 2020 04:14 AM (YqED9) 778
My coffee pot died!
No self serve coffee allowed anywhere, and McD's has shortened their hours, their drive thru is no longer open overnite. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:08 AM (N4ZRs) --- drink classic Coke or boil some water and dump the coffee in the pan after you stir it. Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 04:16 AM (vwf8z) 779
Aww JT, that's sweet!
Beanervt, I don't even have any chocolate in the house. Not even hot cocoa instant mix. I know! I know! That's just crazy, right? Geez. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:17 AM (N4ZRs) 780
Hey, fun story-
So I pay the Gravity bill. But still got gravity. I ask my really smart physicist friends, what's this Gravity Bidnis, and they just give me the leftover Cheapest White Wine that is French from the Professional Meeting of Expert Professionals. Posted by: Miklos, it makes really good vinaigrette at April 02, 2020 04:17 AM (QzkSJ) 781
Oooh, red, is that like cowboy coffee?
Ok, so throw the grounds in the water then strain? Same proportions as if i was making it in coffee maker? Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:20 AM (N4ZRs) 782
Well MLii if you have a Ball Jar with screw on lid you can use cloth for a strainer and pour boiling water into the grounds held by the screwed on cloth... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:20 AM (LfHBm) 783
My coffee pot died!
No self serve coffee allowed anywhere, and McD's has shortened their hours, their drive thru is no longer open overnite. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:08 AM (N4ZRs) I keep a small, metal stove top percolator pot in case of just such emergencies. It isn't perfect but it makes coffee, or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof. Better to have 'melt a spoon' coffee than no coffee at all. Mine came in handy during the 2003 Blackout as I have a gas stove. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 04:21 AM (Y8PSl) 784
Posted by: My life is insanity
I bought this- Cafe Du Monde 15oz coffee & 2 French style coffee filter makers Look for that on ebay, I would buy it for you if that were somehow allowed. The old style coffee makers. Yes. Posted by: Miklos, not stupid like they say at April 02, 2020 04:22 AM (QzkSJ) 785
beanervt, brilliant!
Ok, panic has subsided, i should've been able to think that through. I'm tired. (Yeah...that's my excuse!) Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:24 AM (N4ZRs) 786
Mlii, one trick is you can still use the coffee pot and put a coffee filter inside a strainer. Boil the coffee in a pot of water and slowly pour through the filter into the coffee pot. You can reheat it on the stove if it cools too much.
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 04:26 AM (Y8PSl) 787
"I'm tired. (Yeah...that's my excuse!) Posted by: My life is insanity" It was the panic MLii... clouds your mind from being able to reason... and probably the lack of caffeine.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:27 AM (LfHBm) 788
Okay, thanks everybody. I've got this. ( Actually had my heart beating too fast with the panic.)
Addicted to coffee? Why, yes. Yes I am! Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:34 AM (N4ZRs) 789
BREAKING: With typical dishonesty, Trump attempts to take credit for "solving" our national coffee emergency. Disgusting details next hour.
Posted by: Jim Acosta or someone like him, at April 02, 2020 04:42 AM (YqED9) 790
Good morning MLii, sleeping in all week missed the early shift.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 04:44 AM (ZCEU2) 791
Commies burnee and wilhelm deBastardo have teamed up to defend a fired amazon worker who was not complying to Safe distancing in the warehouse... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:45 AM (LfHBm) 792
Hey, Skip! Sleeping in, what's that like? I've missed your breakfasts.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:48 AM (N4ZRs) 793
" Disgusting details next hour.
Posted by: Jim Acosta" Hey Jimbo,, Vlad has a empty spike with your name on it.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 04:50 AM (LfHBm) 794
Oooh, red, is that like cowboy coffee?
Ok, so throw the grounds in the water then strain? Same proportions as if i was making it in coffee maker? Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:20 AM (N4ZRs) --- GI covfefe is more like it. the good cooks used to save egg shells from breakfast, rinsed, and put them in the bottom of the 35 gallon pot to make the overnight coffee. (neutralizes the acid in it). bring the 30 gallons to a boil, shut off the flame. stir the water clockwise, and pour the ground coffee in. wait, then, as the circulation slows, counter pour cold water in to settle the grounds. after that, keep the pot on just enough heat to keep it drinkable. i was never near the late night LOGPAC, so i just dumped creamer, sugar and C-rat coffee on my tongue, and slugged canteen water after it. Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 04:51 AM (vwf8z) 795
Out of Bisquik but have blueberries and sausage, might go to store at 6am for scavenger hunt.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 04:52 AM (ZCEU2) 796
I was not ready for bed and realized this might be the last chilly night for a while, 38-degrees, so I decided to make a fire with the last few pieces of wood. (Having hot chocolate and Cheerios to go with.)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 04:57 AM (zqs/f) 797
red, I've read about the eggshell trick. Copying your instructions in case i have another near meltdown!
I usually drink my coffee black, and medium-strong. I dont think i could do the mix-it-in-my-mouth version. But you never know when desperate! Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:58 AM (N4ZRs) 798
The Marboro Cookbook says to put a egg the coffee not just the shells. Always read it as broken but not sure now will look again.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:00 AM (ZCEU2) 799
It's still a crapshoot as to what is on the shelves here. Somedays, no meat, other days the shelf is fairly full. Same with bread and dairy. Baking stuff, mostly bare. Having reduced their hours i cant get there til after noon. Frustrating, to say the least.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:01 AM (N4ZRs) 800
Still boil it for 8 minutes like I do, strain grounds with the coffee filter.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:02 AM (ZCEU2) 801
Morning, Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2020 05:04 AM (NGm/n) 802
"r and C-rat coffee on my tongue, and slugged canteen water after it.
Posted by: redc1c4" Hey Red ,, loved the 4pac cigs and still have a p38 in the utensil drawer.. the peaches would buy you a good time... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:04 AM (LfHBm) 803
I poured boiling water thru a filter with the grounds in it that sat in a mesh strainer that balanced on a smaller saucepan. Took 4 pourings of water because it filtered slowly.
Taste testing.... Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:07 AM (N4ZRs) 804
https://covid19stats.global/state/
NY not to 2,000 and has more than next 10 states combined needing Texas to total more. Was 9 states yesterday. Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:10 AM (ZCEU2) 805
It'll do.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:10 AM (N4ZRs) 806
Good Morning!
The Chicago Mayor and winner of the Miss Troll Doll 2020 who is now doing all sorts of crap to contain the WooHOo flu and is blaming the usual suspects, just 33 days ago was bitching that the CDC was "spreading panic" Link goes to SunTimes https://tinyurl.com/u864d5s Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:13 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:14 AM (LfHBm) 808
Didn't even sleep 6 hours, trying to decide to get up or not, had long afternoon nap yesterday got to stop that.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:16 AM (ZCEU2) 809
788 Okay, thanks everybody. I've got this. ( Actually had my heart beating too fast with the panic.)
Addicted to coffee? Why, yes. Yes I am! Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 04:34 AM (N4ZRs) Coffee understands. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 05:16 AM (KnJdm) 810
We went to the local Polish deli/restaurant for carry out yesterday.
Got enough food for 3 meals for us for 43 bucks. I hope they can make it thru this Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:17 AM (vd8XM) 811
>>Yeeeehhaaawww...we have caffeine
Posted by: beanervt Crisis: averted. Thanks, all. Sorry I panicked. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:18 AM (N4ZRs) 812
I want to fall in love and run away from home.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 05:18 AM (zqs/f) 813
Didn't even sleep 6 hours, trying to decide to get up or not, had long afternoon nap yesterday got to stop that.
Posted by: Skip I've been retired for 10 years. Yes a long nap will screw it up for you. I set an alarm now. Most times it's not that I'm all that tired, I just need to get my legs out straight. Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:19 AM (vd8XM) 814
Bought a mini stove top coffee pot but it doesn't make my usual allotment. Thought the big one was going but its still ok, the glass top is loose.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:19 AM (ZCEU2) 815
803 I poured boiling water thru a filter with the grounds in it that sat in a mesh strainer that balanced on a smaller saucepan. Took 4 pourings of water because it filtered slowly.
Taste testing.... Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:07 AM (N4ZRs) I do the same thing with a cup at a time backpacking type #2 cone filter holder. Fresh cup every time. 4 rounded scoops per mug, for me, which is probably about 3-4 rounded tablespoons. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 05:20 AM (KnJdm) 816
I should just buy one of those Melita filter holders for a backup. I've got the cone filters anyway.
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:20 AM (vd8XM) 817
816 I should just buy one of those Melita filter holders for a backup. I've got the cone filters anyway.
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:20 AM (vd8XM) I am the only one who drinks coffee without all the added sugar and milk. It's been my primary method for mumbledy years. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 05:22 AM (KnJdm) 818
" all the added sugar and milk. flounder"
my condiments are honey and french vanilla creamer... it's like a desert.. Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:26 AM (LfHBm) 819
I should've made 2x what i did to fill-up my to go mug. Going to be a learning curve.
Ok, better hurry. I'm way late. I'll channel jsg and say Thank God for another day. And coffee. And my gray box friends. Posted by: My life is insanity at April 02, 2020 05:27 AM (N4ZRs) Posted by: AltonJackson at April 02, 2020 05:28 AM (hx3Q8) 821
Have a better day MLii....
Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:28 AM (LfHBm) 822
Coffee machines and filters? Bah! Bialetti or French press for the win!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 05:28 AM (C+yOi) 823
Have a good one MLii
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:28 AM (ZCEU2) 824
@147 -- yes, that's it
i guess what i was saying the other night to 'PennaLady' there are moments, but and it is true, Dr. Soulpatch does meander to my listening, yet it is brilliantly done by the best different type of ah, let me go listen to something else same thing with BBKing well, at least I'm not tone deaf and can count to Joe Biden, so there's that thinga, you know the thing, going on. think the Prez offering Joe to 'come on down' is wheelhouse stuff wonder if Joe will do that, funny. Posted by: micky at April 02, 2020 05:35 AM (3byMq) 825
"Bah! Bialetti Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead"
Hey bro,, use to love waking to the parents peculator with the sight glass running... the coffee aroma and watching the coffee spurt in the glass...fond memories... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:36 AM (LfHBm) 826
glass percolators, wow and oh hell yes that there is covfefe, but dearnt burn it
Posted by: micky at April 02, 2020 05:39 AM (3byMq) 827
Moving, coffee first then store run, see whats there.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:42 AM (ZCEU2) 828
" then store run, see whats there."
buy the 12 pac of toilet paper even if you don't need it... it's what you do now...wards off the beerbug or 'sumpin... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:44 AM (LfHBm) 829
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at April 02, 2020 05:46 AM (Dhht7) 830
Morning olddog
I have noticed that I don't get as many of the "what we are doing" about the FLU emails from various clubs/frequent customer places I belong too. I guess Hertz has done all they can Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 05:51 AM (vd8XM) 831
I haven't bought tp in weeks, should see how many in stock.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 05:51 AM (ZCEU2) 832
The winter manure spreading ban ends tomorrow.. look for more political bull shit to be spreading near you... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:53 AM (LfHBm) Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2020 05:56 AM (NGm/n) 834
Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 05:36 AM (LfHBm)
Sup! Another day in paradise here. https://tinyurl.com/tyhmjv7 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 05:57 AM (C+yOi) 835
"Vermont takes mud season seriously. Posted by: fluffy" Damn straight Fluffy... though it's more for keeping Phosphorus out of the lake... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:00 AM (LfHBm) Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:02 AM (1TgEe) 837
"https://tinyurl.com/tyhmjv7
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead" That's the one right there... thank COJ...I'll bookmark it.. Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:02 AM (LfHBm) 838
"Haz cheeseburgers? Posted by: Gooshy" No cheesburgers Gooshy,, we're in the mist of implementing AOC's greentard extravaganza...paying people to not work...not driving anywhere... shut down the corporations and more importantly small business... and most important no 4 burgers a day anymore... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:09 AM (LfHBm) 839
Had to watch a video lower down; you're talking about the lady who makes really shitty coffee. Heh. *goes makes coffee* Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:10 AM (1TgEe) Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 06:11 AM (POXG+) 841
822 Coffee machines and filters? Bah! Bialetti or French press for the win!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 05:28 AM (C+yOi) And french Press sounds like a sex position! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:12 AM (JFO2v) 842
Still. Alive.
Tarrant County April 1 wuflu stats: 288 + 18 recovered 3 deaths 48% female 52% male # of cases by age group: 15-24, 5% 25-44, 38% 45-64, 37% 65 + , 20% unknown, 1% Posted by: azalea city at April 02, 2020 06:14 AM (WX+x0) 843
My old man sold coffee. Many many Saturday mornings off to make coffee to give away outside grocery stores. And tape branded measuring spoons to side of cans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:14 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:17 AM (1TgEe) 845
Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:02 AM (1TgEe)
True story..... Took a break from work and went out to get 'esssentials' yesterday and decided to stop by the local mom and pop operated burger joint for lunch. It's literally a shack with a walk up window and picnic benches. People doing their best to stay 6 feet apart and not impede the traffic into/out of the gas station and garage it shares the lot with. Cash only and don't ask for anything special. Burger. Cheese. Bacon. Fries. Everything fresh from scratch, not a single Sysco food product in the kitchen. The place was packed. People eating in their cars and trucks and listening to the radio. I did, in fact have a cheeseburger. With bacon. And a cold root beer. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:18 AM (C+yOi) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:19 AM (JFO2v) 847
The place was packed. People eating in their cars and trucks and listening to the radio. I did, in fact have a cheeseburger. With bacon. And a cold root beer.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead It is most important that you did not enjoy it. Enjoyment is quarantined also! Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM) 848
So now everyone in LA has to wear a mask to go outside. Try and find a mask for 7 million people. Does that include the rich and famous I wonder, who probably can get all the masks they need.
You won't find N95 masks anywhere, maybe Home Depot dust masks. Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:20 AM (j76zc) 849
843 My old man sold coffee. Many many Saturday mornings off to make coffee to give away outside grocery stores. And tape branded measuring spoons to side of cans.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:14 AM (JFO2v) Dad sold Maryland Club. The coffee you would drink if you have all the money in the world. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v) 850
Needs more cowbell mishum.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..rolling my eyes at the whippersnappers at April 02, 2020 06:21 AM (281xQ) 851
If I hear one more person say "Now I hear...." about this damn Chinese Lung Aids, I'ma karate chop a ninja.
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 06:21 AM (i0gfv) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:21 AM (C+yOi) 853
The place was packed. People eating in their cars and trucks and listening to the radio. I did, in fact have a cheeseburger. With bacon. And a cold root beer.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:18 AM (C+yOi) We used to go to a place on Harry Hines in Dallas to get a chili burger and a beer. Kellers I think! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:22 AM (JFO2v) 854
We got a couple of those walkup joints here, one burgers one fish and chicken. Damn good food. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:22 AM (1TgEe) 855
848 So now everyone in LA has to wear a mask to go outside. Try and find a mask for 7 million people. Does that include the rich and famous I wonder, who probably can get all the masks they need.
You won't find N95 masks anywhere, maybe Home Depot dust masks. Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:20 AM (j76zc) Can you do Judy Garland or Lon Chaney? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:22 AM (JFO2v) 856
Here in W NYS the local hospital says "business" is down 18 percent. That is the emergency room action. The nearby city of course provides the usual stabbings and shootings.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:24 AM (j76zc) 857
"And as hot as you can stand it showers." Heh, dozen years ago, a guy I was in a (different) band with asked me if I was born 150 years too late, due to conversation encompassing my hunting, fishing and patriot streaks. After thinking for a moment my reply, "Maybe, except for hot showers and electric guitars." Posted by: teej at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (tnOuI) Posted by: JAS at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (2BZBZ) 859
856 Here in W NYS the local hospital says "business" is down 18 percent. That is the emergency room action. The nearby city of course provides the usual stabbings and shootings.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:24 AM (j76zc) Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) 860
857
"And as hot as you can stand it showers." Heh, dozen years ago, a guy I was in a (different) band with asked me if I was born 150 years too late, due to conversation encompassing my hunting, fishing and patriot streaks. After thinking for a moment my reply, "Maybe, except for hot showers and electric guitars." Posted by: teej at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (tnOuI) A pirate looks a forty! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:26 AM (JFO2v) 861
"House brand coffees used to be pretty good" At home I still use 1/2 Maxwell house dark roast and 1/2 Green Mt coffee roasters dark roast.. at work it's 2 different GMC darks... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:27 AM (LfHBm) 862
Coronavirus-stricken Chris Cuomo says he chipped a tooth while shivering
Never give hard plastic dildos to shut ins. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:27 AM (JFO2v) 863
No Vic sighting this morning?
Posted by: JAS at April 02, 2020 06:29 AM (2BZBZ) 864
Nancy wants some millionaire stimulus
Joint Committee on Taxation projected that of those who would face lower tax liability from the elimination of the SALT cap which only affects those who itemize tax deductions 94 percent earn at least $100,000. The government would lose out on $77.4 billion in tax dollars, with more than half of that amount being saved by taxpayers earning $1 million or more. Those earning more than $200,000 would reap most of the balance. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:30 AM (1TgEe) 866
One of my greatest memories was in the little town I grew up in was a trip to the local A and P and the smell of the eight o clock being ground in the store.
All gone now....just a couple of small convenience stores/gas pumps. Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:30 AM (j76zc) 867
We used to go to a place on Harry Hines in Dallas to get a chili burger and a beer. Kellers I think!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:22 AM (JFO2v) When I worked at Love Field, we used to go to lunch at a Mexican joint over on Lombardy. No one there spoke English and no one had a green card. Tacos al Pastor and Mexican Coke in a glass bottle. Hell yeah. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:31 AM (C+yOi) 868
"Never give hard plastic dildos to shut ins.
Posted by: rhennigantx" He probably chipped it on his bros titty ring...andy chomo Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:32 AM (LfHBm) 869
Note to Governors....Don't wear tight shirts that show your pierced nipples.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:34 AM (j76zc) 870
WTF
Moreno stated that he thought that the U.S.N.S. Mercy was suspicious and did not believe the ship is what they say its for, according to the criminal affidavit. Moreno expressed concerns to authorities that the ship had an alternate purpose than to assist with COVID-19 and was potentially linked to a government takeover and he derailed the train to wake people up. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:34 AM (JFO2v) 871
Dad sold Maryland Club. The coffee you would drink if you have all the money in the world.
Never heard of it. Is it still around? And where? I don't usually drink cofveve, but when I do, I use an old-school percolator and Chock Full O' Nuts. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 06:35 AM (2JVJo) 872
Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) People didn't get heed a similar request in Baltimore: "Four men shot, one fatally, across Baltimore in two separate shootings Wednesday" Posted by: Serious Cat at April 02, 2020 06:36 AM (zqs/f) 873
"and Mexican Coke in a glass bottle. Hell yeah. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead" Probably was the real coke with coca in it...no wonder it was so good Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:37 AM (LfHBm) 874
871 Dad sold Maryland Club. The coffee you would drink if you have all the money in the world.
Never heard of it. Is it still around? And where? I don't usually drink cofveve, but when I do, I use an old-school percolator and Chock Full O' Nuts. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 06:35 AM (2JVJo) It was owned by Duncan Foods out of Houston. They also owned Minute Maid and Hi C. Now part of Coke. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v) 875
867 We used to go to a place on Harry Hines in Dallas to get a chili burger and a beer. Kellers I think!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:22 AM (JFO2v) When I worked at Love Field, we used to go to lunch at a Mexican joint over on Lombardy. No one there spoke English and no one had a green card. Tacos al Pastor and Mexican Coke in a glass bottle. Hell yeah. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:31 AM (C+yOi) There was a greek pizza joint there by Dr Pepper HQ. What was the name??? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:39 AM (JFO2v) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:39 AM (LfHBm) 877
Colin, yes! A&P when I was a kid too, and 8 0'clock is still pretty good. The whole bean Columbian, brown bag instead of red. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:39 AM (1TgEe) 878
Mornin' y'all. Bleak and overcast again in the Great Dismal Swamp but not raining atm.
Puppy loves puddles but then she gets wet and cold and barks at me when she starts to shiver like it is my fault she got soaked. Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 02, 2020 06:40 AM (XEC2p) 879
873
"and Mexican Coke in a glass bottle. Hell yeah. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead" Probably was the real coke with coca in it...no wonder it was so good Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:37 AM (LfHBm) You have not had a real Coke until you take one off the bottling line. It is about 32 degrees and makes you eyes water it has so much carbonation! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v) 880
876 "and Chock Full O' Nuts. Posted by: Mary Poppin"\
Who's???? Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:39 AM (LfHBm) Sounds like Max or Jonah wives! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:41 AM (JFO2v) 881
Chock Full O' Nuts "that heavenly coffee" , not knocking it, but I remember all the coffee commercials back when I saw commercials..Maxwell House showing the peculator with the snappy tune.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:43 AM (j76zc) 882
none of them:
they can stay the F home. this fall and from now on. Posted by: redc1c4 , ONT Rx tech at April 02, 2020 01:58 AM (vwf8z) Friend of mine works in the office of a large commercial/residential real estate company in NYC. She tells me how the Chinese 'students' going to school here plop down $75,000 one year up-front rent checks because they have no credit. Now who in China has that kind of money to spend here? Connected ChiCom families, that's who. She can't believe the amounts of money these 'students' drop on rent and tuition, not to mention day-to-day living expenses. But no one in our government blinks an eye or bothers to question who they are and why are they here. Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2020 Re barring Chinese students...Remember all those Chinese Birth house in Orange County and elsewhere? They have been operating for years. Tens of thousands of these Chinese have American citizenship. Time for congress to address? Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 06:43 AM (Ed8Zd) 883
People didn't get heed a similar request in Baltimore:
"Four men shot, one fatally, across Baltimore in two separate shootings Wednesday" Posted by: Serious Cat Chicago's Troll Mayor had the same request, with similar results Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM) 884
Ha! Our Gov says she won't order a shelter and place and tells us to stop watching national news.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/quzdvua Posted by: Molly k. at April 02, 2020 06:44 AM (E+h/5) 885
Well, I actually have to go to work today and do something besides stubby pencil enginerd stuff. Play nice and don't trash the place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 02, 2020 06:45 AM (C+yOi) 886
" It is about 32 degrees and makes you eyes water it has so much carbonation! Posted by: rhennigantx" I bet,, I worked around a snack bar that used syrup and "carbonized"?? system remember making some undrinkable shit there.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:46 AM (LfHBm) 887
The second plot contains the death rate. It's so much smaller in magnitude that a separate scale is needed to see it well.
Time unit is days. I'll post the script in the next post. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 02, 2020 02:48 A The horde is amazing Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 06:47 AM (Ed8Zd) 888
Molly, read the article it sounds like you have a very level-headed gov. Lucky!
Posted by: lizabth at April 02, 2020 06:47 AM (L3Rsz) 889
Take care and stay safe Crotchety...
Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:47 AM (LfHBm) 890
Ha! Our Gov says she won't order a shelter and place and tells us to stop watching national news.
That is one good, sensible woman. Trump should use her as an example. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 06:47 AM (2JVJo) 891
Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) And is they be stoppin' ? Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 06:48 AM (i0gfv) 892
Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) And is they be stoppin' ? Posted by: jsg No, but they feel really bad about it Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 06:51 AM (5IHGB) 894
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Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) And is they be stoppin' ? Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 06:48 AM (i0gfv) domestic violence calls up 300% Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v) 895
Sensible governors are rare! NYS has had a long lineage of crappy governors, and Cuomo's twice. Remember Spitzer, and the blind guy, etc. Even the "Republican" governors were crap.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 06:52 AM (j76zc) 896
Houston we doan have no problem it's too HUMID.
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 06:53 AM (5IHGB) 897
Heh, but the cannons don't thunder and there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over forty victim of fate So looking forward to getting out and playing again Gary does a helluva job on that one. That's normal. Posted by: teej at April 02, 2020 06:53 AM (zHVM/) 898
"No, but they feel really bad about it
Posted by: Bruce" Sure Bruce now that leftist have convinced them that what they do is societies fault not theirs....before they could really give a shit... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:54 AM (LfHBm) 899
It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here. Just can't get a good body count these days. The Taiwanese, due to ethnicity and no language barriers no doubt have people inside China, and our top men can't interface with them for some reason.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 02, 2020 06:54 AM (C1Lsn) 900
Buncha Austin college kids chartered a plane to Mexico for spring break. 27 now positive for Chinese lung crud. With that level of stupidity, this thing might turn out to be fairly bad. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:55 AM (1TgEe) 901
Boker tov dear horde. Well, state licensing conducted a video inspection yesterday and They were very concerned about our PPE inventory, then the City sent email later in the day offering more PPE. So I think the shortage is resolved around here, anyway,
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2020 06:55 AM (EZebt) 902
No, but they feel really bad about it
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM) domestic violence calls up 300% Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v) Why's E'rybody looking at me ? Posted by: Ike Turner at April 02, 2020 06:56 AM (i0gfv) 903
Ellis Marsalis died a little while ago and former NFL legend Tom Dempsey is now receiving hospice in his infected nursing home after being diagnosed a few days ago.. His nursing home has many dead now.
One question: why are people staying in these "cluster" nursing homes of death after a few cases get reported? Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 01, 2020 11:23 PM (TLxpZ) Sadly, no real options. Who will take someone new whos been exposed? The patients are there because they need lots and lots of care, much of it specialized. Anyone who has gone thru it knows most cannot be done at home, regardless of desire. Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 06:57 AM (Ed8Zd) 904
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2020 06:57 AM (O4024) 905
"With that level of stupidity, this thing might turn out to be fairly bad." It is the Stupid that will kill us...for sure Gooshy... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:57 AM (LfHBm) 906
Is it time to have a discussion concerning common sense train engine controls?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 02, 2020 07:00 AM (O4024) 907
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Buncha Austin college kids chartered a plane to Mexico for spring break. 27 now positive for Chinese lung crud. With that level of stupidity, this thing might turn out to be fairly bad. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:55 AM (1TgEe) money and schooling dont mean smart Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v) 908
Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) And is they be stoppin' ? Posted by: jsg No, but they feel really bad about it Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 20 Its rime for the mayor to get serious and declare Houston a crime free zone. Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:01 AM (Ed8Zd) 909
mornin yall. Our dumbass governor is shutting down the state today. Equally dumbass reporter at the press conference asked why he is not shutting the lottery down too.
Posted by: freaked at April 02, 2020 07:01 AM (Tnijr) 910
901 Boker tov dear horde. Well, state licensing conducted a video inspection yesterday and They were very concerned about our PPE inventory, then the City sent email later in the day offering more PPE. So I think the shortage is resolved around here, anyway,
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2020 06:55 AM (EZebt) Walter and Martha taking shits on sidewalk right down the street but they got PPE issues with you! ha! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v) 911
891 The Houston mayor should pass out prepaid cell phones and visa cards for no crimin' criminals. Problem solved.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 02, 2020 07:03 AM (C1Lsn) 912
908 Here in Houston the mayor told all the criminal to be stopping the criming.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v) And is they be stoppin' ? Posted by: jsg No, but they feel really bad about it Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 20 Its rime for the mayor to get serious and declare Houston a crime free zone. Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:01 AM (Ed8Zd) I like to teach the world to sing in perfect BAM BAM BAM Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v) 913
Its rime for the mayor to get serious and declare Houston a crime free zone.
Posted by: LASue They could put up signs! Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM) 914
All this will be worth is the day I hear Pelosi has expired due to phlegm infestation.
Posted by: freaked at April 02, 2020 07:05 AM (Tnijr) 915
As for Trump's strategy, I have posted here in past that Trump never criticizes people he is negotiating with. He praises putin, xi, even pelosi last week because he does not want them to get emotional and hate him across the bargaining table. The left does not understand this about him and thinks he is weak.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 02:00 AM (LWu6U) You can tell when something is going on behind the scenes by the way he refers to these people Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:05 AM (Ed8Zd) 916
>>> It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
Announcing it publicly would be very bad OpSec. Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2020 07:06 AM (NGm/n) 917
How far did the train get once it went free range?
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM) 918
A construction site of lots of new homes down the street is shut down. Hard to believe that builders and heavy equipment operators all are close together.Government thinks construction workers need guidance I guess.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 07:07 AM (j76zc) 919
Nothing about the train guy on Breitbart this morning. It's the place to go if you want to hear what Bette Midler thinks though.
Posted by: freaked at April 02, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr) 920
Couple getting married decided to have cardboard cutouts, of the people that couldn't come, sitting in the seats.. so it wouldn't be empty church... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:07 AM (LfHBm) 921
It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
We were going to go, but then we heard there was a lot of people dying so.... ...FBI/CIA/..... Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM) 922
So my BIL left for his really hard (if you hear him tell it) school district job same time as me yesterday morning, 7:15. School is closed except for some admin and grounds maintenance (which he runs)
I asked her to try to see when he got home. She missed him but at 11 his car was home. My theory is they're showing up for 2-3 hours 2 or 3 days a week and getting full pay. Wanna bet against me ? Posted by: Ike Turner at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (i0gfv) 923
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 02, 2020 06:54 AM (C1Lsn)
Big breaking intelligence coup out of the IC is that China was fudging their numbers. No shit, Sherlocks. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (KnJdm) 924
This is an interesting site. It tracks virus stats by state down to the city/town level so you can see how things are going in your area.
https://covidtracking.com/data/ Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (ZLI7S) 925
Off beater sock
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (i0gfv) 926
Buncha Austin college kids chartered a plane to Mexico for spring break. 27 now positive for Chinese lung crud.
With that level of stupidity, this thing might turn out to be fairly bad. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 06:55 AM (1TgEe Pi Phi or Fiji? Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (Ed8Zd) 927
Nobody is worried aboot my PP E'h!!
Those stupids could host "Austin Shitty Limits" stay Clam ,what else did they bring back my body to me? Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (5IHGB) 928
>>> As for Trump's strategy, I have posted here in past that Trump never criticizes people he is negotiating with.
Someone said that yesterday he gave a shout out to John Kerry. John Kerry?!? Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2020 07:09 AM (NGm/n) 929
Walter and Martha taking shits on sidewalk right down the street but they got PPE issues with you! ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v) === The irony of walking past mentally ill people living in shit on the street, then I get to work and have to sanitize myself, has not escaped me. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2020 07:10 AM (EZebt) 930
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"With that level of stupidity, this thing might turn out to be fairly bad." It is the Stupid that will kill us...for sure Gooshy... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 06:57 AM (LfHBm) Stupid and Expert many times about *hold up fingers about 2 cm apart* almost same thing. AIDS We cannot blame the ghey community as this is a disease that affects all sexual patterns. ( Corona Virus We cannot name or blame a culture for their habit that allow the transmission and mutation of viruses into the human population. (H1N1, Aviary Flu, Wuhan Flu) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v) 931
construction site of lots of new homes down the street is shut down. Hard to believe that builders and heavy equipment operators all are close together.Government thinks construction workers need guidance I guess.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 07 Abbott signed an order that construction is essential and will continue. Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:11 AM (Ed8Zd) 932
This is an interesting site. It tracks virus stats by state down to the city/town level so you can see how things are going in your area.
https://covidtracking.com/data/ Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (ZLI7S) This one is pretty good too. I find a different feature or graph about every day. https://coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 02, 2020 07:11 AM (qLs5f) 933
>>Someone said that yesterday he gave a shout out to John Kerry.
>>John Kerry?!? If by shout out you mean he accused Kerry of violating the Logan Act by continuing to work with Iran against Trump's plans then yep, he gave him a shout out. Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:11 AM (ZLI7S) 934
917 How far did the train get once it went free range?
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:07 AM (vd8XM) 9.8 m per second squared Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:12 AM (JFO2v) 935
LA Times (such as it is) says Cuomo and Newsome are top picks for the Presidency to replace Biden...And of course they hit Trump as usual.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 07:12 AM (j76zc) 936
Drove thru Houston years ago,twa's like a 16Lane H'Way Mad Max Nascar race,,,oil and water don't mix..it was the PITS.. hey pedro change ma tires.
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:12 AM (5IHGB) 937
Re the kids from UT who put their heads in the lion's mouth - this is the problem with no consequences, even shame in society today for bad behavior. Yes they may all get sick, but they will get treated, they won't give a thought to others who they may infect and will have a frat story to tell years from now of beating the virus with tequila and lime. You can't have personal freedom without personal responsibility.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:12 AM (g7gOM) 938
Abbott signed an order that construction is essential and will continue.
Posted by: LASue at April 02, 2020 07:11 AM (Ed8Zd) Same here in NC. Problem is, $1,200 ain't gonna buy no house. Posted by: Deep State 368 at April 02, 2020 07:12 AM (qLs5f) 939
ffs
Chief Carmen Best Washington State is no place for hate. In a show of solidarity, @LoriMatsukawa joined me to remind everyone that hate has no place in our community. Report hate, including racist name calling, to 911. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v) 940
921 It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
We were going to go, but then we heard there was a lot of people dying so.... ...FBI/CIA/..... Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM) The best things from China I have seen is stuff that went around the CCP filters. One guy was using traffic apps to measure street traffic compared to normal levels and another had internal output numbers for some manufacturers (American owned and actually shipping goods) in Wuhan. As of about 2-3 weeks ago, those numbers were in the 40-60% range. I haven't seen any updates. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 02, 2020 07:17 AM (Wm5SB) 941
If by shout out you mean he accused Kerry of violating the Logan Act by
continuing to work with Iran against Trump's plans then yep, he gave him a shout out. ========== That was actually the secondary accusation, with the primary one being Kerry is advising the Iranian government and doing a terrible job of it. PDJT indicated he (Trump) wants to make a deal with the Iranians, and wants to offer them Wuhan Attack Virus help, but he thinks "they don't know how to start" making a deal with America because they are getting bad advice from Kerry. By implication he sort of accused Kerry of advising Iran to persist in terror and nuke research. Or maybe that's my accusation. Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 02, 2020 07:17 AM (NVYyb) 942
Announcing it publicly would be very bad OpSec. Posted by: fluffy True, but how many friendlies did Obama get killed in China? That kind of damage takes decades to fix. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 07:17 AM (1TgEe) 943
You can tell when something is going on behind the scenes by the way he refers to these people
Posted by: LASue yes, very observant. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 07:18 AM (LWu6U) 944
939 ffs
Chief Carmen Best Washington State is no place for hate. In a show of solidarity, @LoriMatsukawa joined me to remind everyone that hate has no place in our community. Report hate, including racist name calling, to 911. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v) WA is progtard shitopia. Looking for testing info on the state health department site. Can't find that, but I can find info about dangers of stigma. Useless fucks. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 02, 2020 07:18 AM (KnJdm) 945
Great site Jack, thanks - you can see the outline of I35 from San Antonio to Dallas pretty clearly from the fatality track
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:18 AM (g7gOM) 946
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Announcing it publicly would be very bad OpSec. Posted by: fluffy True, but how many friendlies did Obama get killed in China? That kind of damage takes decades to fix. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 07:17 AM (1TgEe) you mean those mission 30,000 emails that got people killed?? Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v) 947
His shoutout to Kerry was that he was breaking the Logan act and giving Iran very bad advice and preventing them from coming to the table.
It was not a nice shoutout Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 02, 2020 07:19 AM (LWu6U) 948
I saw the Carmen Best video last night. What a horror this whole police state thing is becoming, and she's the smiling face of it. She's from Tacoma. I never much liked Tacoma.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 02, 2020 07:19 AM (NVYyb) 949
"Washington State is no place for hate. In a show of
solidarity, @LoriMatsukawa joined me to remind everyone that hate has no place in our community. Report hate, including racist name calling, to 911. Posted by: rhennigantx" Does Trump Derangement Syndrome count? They will have to ban cable news and most social media. Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2020 07:19 AM (MxEKc) 950
Couple getting married decided to have cardboard cutouts, of
the people that couldn't come, sitting in the seats.. so it wouldn't be empty church... .............. Neighbor across the street has a life size cardboard Trump in his garage. It took me a few times to get over the feeling someone was standing in his garage watching me. Oh, it's just Trump! Posted by: Molly k. at April 02, 2020 07:19 AM (E+h/5) 951
Just announced at top of the hour news on 94.7FM WCSX station that Michigan Governor Gretchen Half-Whitmer to have a press conference this morning at 10:30am EDT to announce that if kids are not back in school by mid-May, the school year will be cancelled.
Also, she will be in Detroit this evening for a Q&A session with media at 7:00pm and it will be live-streamed on 94.7FM WCSX (and I imagine many other places). Should be interesting to get her latest take on allowing the malaria drug for COVID-19 patients, especially after all the success it has had so far. Also a rumor that she has thought about a 70-day 'stay-at-home' order. Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2020 07:19 AM (Do5/p) 952
1st lets not leave this shy of 1k today eh?
Scavengers at the store, paper products but not for long, and no Bisquik had to get Aunt Jemima Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:20 AM (ZCEU2) 953
Can see some young person in future,
I went to school grades 1- 8, 10,11 and 12 Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:21 AM (ZCEU2) 954
What's with these train engineers now days??? they have to have mental issues to drive them or the job drives them to mental issues?? there was a rash of problems in Boston too I think.. Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:21 AM (LfHBm) 955
Last week, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) signed an executive order preventing hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine from being used to treat patients with the Wuhan coronavirus.
Hey New Yorkers, your guv hates you! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v) 956
>>Great site Jack, thanks - you can see the outline of I35 from San Antonio to Dallas pretty clearly from the fatality track
My tiny little state actually does have a few distinct regions, the whole Providence Plantations and Rhode Island thing. Up by Providence and the surrounding cities and towns is the hot spot for us with the really dense outbreaks. Down in the southern part of the state where there population is much less dense and there are natural barriers it's much lighter and then you get out to Block Island which is miles offshore there are 0 cases. Sort of a visual representation of social distancing. Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:22 AM (ZLI7S) 957
916 >>> It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
Seems with all their 5G tech just waiting to be hacked, it would make it easier for our vaunted 17 agencies to intercept reams of real time info... Posted by: Dems kill unborn but not our enemies at April 02, 2020 07:22 AM (Z5p7s) 958
>>Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20.
God, no, do not start that trend! We are going to start seeing some really crazy behavior with people cooped up that long. Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:23 AM (bDqIh) 959
>>Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20.
God, no, do not start that trend! We are going to start seeing some really crazy behavior with people cooped up that long. Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:23 AM (bDqIh) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:23 AM (LfHBm) 961
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Our "intelligence" agencies have missed pretty much every important development over the last 40 years. They are about as useless as tits on a bull. Oh and the latest story that enrages is that Robert Kraft sent his private jet to China to get and bring back to Massachusetts medical supplies from the fucking Chinese government, just think about that for a second. Trump excluded, our government, from top to bottom is a pile of garbage. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 02, 2020 07:24 AM (FVrDO) 962
Report hate, including racist name calling, to 911. Posted by: rhennigantx WTF? And if I called da chief a useless wop-spic-chink-greaser-filthy-ice- back and dropped a few n-bombs on his department, what does he propose doing about it? Fuck him. And yesterday some dept. said they wouldn't respond to trivial shit like hot burglaries. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 07:24 AM (1TgEe) 963
Did an online grocery pick up for my parents at Wal Mart yesterday.
When Mom Ordered they said they had no bread at all. By the time I arrived some had been delivered so they added a loaf to her order. They also asked my to stay in my truck. Normally I get out to open the back for them. So I opened it they loaded then when they left I closed it. Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at April 02, 2020 07:25 AM (XEC2p) 964
"They are about as useless as tits on a bull." The key thing missing is the Intelligence....plenty of political no intelligence.... Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:25 AM (LfHBm) 965
Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20.
God, no, do not start that trend! We are going to start seeing some really crazy behavior with people cooped up that long. Posted by: Lizzy Like double posting! /jk Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:25 AM (vd8XM) 966
Georgia comes out with SIP details today. I'm hoping for an exception like the county order last week. We are still very busy despite this insanity but another month of this we will be dead in the water and will be staying at home anyway.
Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2020 07:25 AM (MxEKc) 967
The RR's are suppose to have Positive Train Control now. (I think) But the one in LA was a local shortline probably exempt.
Posted by: Colin at April 02, 2020 07:26 AM (j76zc) 968
Seems SoDiNY has 100k+ active cases and makes up half of the Trump Did It Pandemic. SoDiNY is Southern District of NY and is a kingdom that rules NY, NJ, CT and its prized possession DE the loan shark state (where Biden is bunkered up). Very fitting that the Globalists Command Center seems to be taking a beating from Trump Did It Pandemic. Ah, another day of the Trump Did It Plague.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:26 AM (xAWn5) 969
>>It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
IIRC Hillary got something like 30 agents in China killed with one of her emails that listed their names? Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:26 AM (bDqIh) 970
What makes me appreciate the ONTIs having one that's content free!
Posted by: George V at April 02, 2020 07:27 AM (U2Tva) 971
This is the United States military. You will not penetrate this country. You will not get past jump street. You are not going to come in here and kill additional Americans. We will marshal whatever assets are required to prevent your entry into this country to kill Americans," he continued.
WE KEEL U Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:28 AM (JFO2v) 972
>>IIRC Hillary got something like 30 agents in China killed with one of her emails that listed their names?
Yep. It's almost like the shit they pulled under Obama that we all got pissed off about and were told didn't really matter actually did matter. Go figure. Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2020 07:28 AM (ZLI7S) 973
969 >>It's puzzling that there is no real time intelligence coming out of China. You would think with those highly acclaimed, heroic 17 intelligence organizations we have, they could have one or two agents on the ground in between coup attempts here.
------------------ Pretty sure Coast Guard Intelligence is all over it. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:28 AM (xAWn5) 974
IIRC Hillary got something like 30 agents in China killed with one of her emails that listed their names?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:26 AM (bDqIh) 1 death per 1000 emails is totally accepted loss. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:28 AM (JFO2v) 975
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What makes me appreciate the ONTIs having one that's content free! Should be: What makes me appreciate the ONT Is having one that's content free! So much for for my attempt at being a poet.. Posted by: George V at April 02, 2020 07:29 AM (U2Tva) 976
958 >>Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20.
God, no, do not start that trend! We are going to start seeing some really crazy behavior with people cooped up that long. You can say that again! Posted by: Dems kill unborn but not our enemies at April 02, 2020 07:29 AM (Z5p7s) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:29 AM (LfHBm) 978
And easily 1/2 the mostly older crowd had either masks or gloves or both
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:30 AM (ZCEU2) 979
What time does JJ usually post the Morning Report?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 07:30 AM (2JVJo) 980
Saw someone mention store brand coffee up above. Harris-Teeter medium roast is perfectly average and dirt cheap in the big cans. I mean seriously dirt cheap, and then sometimes it goes on sale as well.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at April 02, 2020 07:31 AM (YqED9) 981
>>It's almost like the shit they pulled under Obama that we all got pissed off about and were told didn't really matter actually did matter.
Go figure. It's also why the Chuck Todd "Blood on his hands" question about Trump is so outrageous. Obama and Hillary really do have blood on their hands, starting with Benghazi, Fast and Furious, open borders. . . Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:31 AM (bDqIh) 982
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"IIRC Hillary got something like 30 agents in China killed" That's pocket change for Hitlery... --------------------------------- Other than Epic Graft can anyone name another Hillary achievement? Its pays to be Queen of SoDiNY. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:32 AM (xAWn5) 983
>>Since this current one started on 03/16/20, that would push it out 8 more weeks to 05/25/20.
God, no, do not start that trend! We are going to start seeing some really crazy behavior with people cooped up that long. Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:23 AM (bDqIh) I said it yesterday - armed resistance. So long as these fascists can walk around freely and not be faced with an armed mob, they will keep pushing you because you won't fight back. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (2JVJo) 984
JJ is anywhere from 6:30 - 8am
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (ZCEU2) 985
you mean those mission 30,000 emails that got people killed?? Posted by: rhennigantx Yeah, I think that's it. And if I don't respond to somebody. it's cause this thread got too big to fit in my phone. Posted by: Gooshy at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (1TgEe) 986
So we are running out of time fast
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (ZCEU2) 987
Market weirdness continues today, with futures up 1.7% despite a near certainty of record unemployment and near 40% drops in monthly GDP (during shutdowns) in these United States. Markets think the economy will bounce back bigly. Maybe, maybe not. I think lots of small businesses are gone forever, which hollows out the core of some local economies. Also, it could well be that traumatized people will be slow to spend.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (NVYyb) 988
Since all the Blue Shitholes are emptying their Jails cuz Schmartz, has anyone heard if Manafort will be released? Does Judge Amy Berman Jackson control his fate?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (xAWn5) 989
C'mon we gonna drag this over 1k or no?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM (u7pQw) 990
>>You can say that again!
God no --- My computer froze - no idea how that posted multiple times. Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:34 AM (bDqIh) 991
"can anyone name another Hillary achievement?" Yes she's gotten off scott free on everything she's even accused of media and swamp get out of jail free card for life...only way is to off her ass.. Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:34 AM (LfHBm) 992
999!?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 02, 2020 07:34 AM (u7pQw) 993
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 07:35 AM (W2taJ) 994
Not to be morose, but the suicide statistics versus Chicom flu deaths will be an interesting post analysis of this "crisis". Currently this thing is about 50 times less lethal than self-inflicted deaths in the Lone Star state.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:35 AM (g7gOM) 995
I wish someone would bring back Hillary's broomstick
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:35 AM (ZCEU2) 996
Closer
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (ZCEU2) 997
Still closer
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (ZCEU2) 998
mornin rick 1000 yet??
Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (LfHBm) 999
This is it
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (ZCEU2) 1000
1k
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (ZCEU2) 1001
no
Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (LfHBm) 1002
979 What time does JJ usually post the Morning Report?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 02, 2020 07:30 AM (2JVJo) 0800 EDT Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v) 1003
Roll Tide
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:36 AM (g7gOM) 1004
w00t!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at April 02, 2020 07:37 AM (u7pQw) 1005
Think I had like 5 1Ks in last two weeks.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:37 AM (ZCEU2) 1006
994 Not to be morose, but the suicide statistics versus Chicom flu deaths will be an interesting post analysis of this "crisis". Currently this thing is about 50 times less lethal than self-inflicted deaths in the Lone Star state.
---------------------- Suicides vs Xi Bat Flu is an interesting comparison but the one I am interested in Deaths by Aztec Drunk Driving versus Xi Bat Flu. This plague never recedes. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:37 AM (xAWn5) 1007
The two events that solidified for me that the US government is in the pocket of the Chinese were the two hacks, one of the OPM and one of the DOD, the response to these hacks was zero.
And not only do they unleash a bio weapon on the world, there are well documented reports that they bought up critical supplies before the magnitude of the became widely known and allowed 5 million of its citizens travel the globe to spread it. The Chinese need to get an epic beat down for what they have done here. Posted by: Digging Deeper at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (FVrDO) 1008
994 Not to be morose, but the suicide statistics versus Chicom flu deaths will be an interesting post analysis of this "crisis". Currently this thing is about 50 times less lethal than self-inflicted deaths in the Lone Star state.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:35 AM (g7gOM) In 2017, there were 1,458 overdose deaths involving opioids in Texas a rate of 5.1 deaths per 100,000 persons. Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v) 1009
!,000 Drag queens shall not my soul defile,but i fear for numbers this morn...Oh fcuk gonna reach 1111 at least
stay in the WINGS JJ till I calls ya....... Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (5IHGB) 1010
As I always after work see where the ONT went, there are times not long after I leave he shows up.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (ZCEU2) 1011
"955 Last week, New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) signed an executive order preventing hydroxychloroquine and chloroquine from being used to treat patients with the Wuhan coronavirus.
Hey New Yorkers, your guv hates you! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)" Really ? Criminally insane. Gotta drive up the deaths to "get Trump", I guess. G'mornin' everyone ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (cqteU) 1012
>>Other than Epic Graft can anyone name another Hillary achievement? Its pays to be Queen of SoDiNY.
I can think pf no positive accomplishment in career. Actually, her personal life is not so stellar, either. She only does her good works" via her corrupt foundation. Notice you're not hearing about the Clintons donating their own money to a virus-related assistance organization. Not even a showy visit to a temporary medical tent. Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (bDqIh) 1013
Hey ya'll. former USG civil servant here. ya'll know that when furloughed and idle at home, GS civil servants STILL get their full pay, right? it might be delayed, but they don't lose a dime through all this, and they aren't working from home. they're just idle, not spending annual or sick leave.
Posted by: goatexchange at April 02, 2020 07:39 AM (iUjXP) 1014
These assholes are just waiting for a reaction to this.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2020 07:39 AM (T0HEN) 1015
Stunning Report Confirms China Had Hillary's Emails in Real Time
April 28, 2018 https://bit.ly/341wpNo The Intelligence Community Inspector General (ICIG) in 2016 Charles McCullough III found an "anomaly on Hillary Clinton's emails going through their private server, and when they had done the forensic analysis, they found that her emails, every single one except four, over 30,000, were going to an address that was not on the distribution list," Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas said during a hearing with FBI official Peter Strzok." It was going to an unauthorized source that was a foreign entity unrelated to Russia," he added. Two officials with the ICIG investigator Frank Rucker and Attorney Janette McMillan met a number of times with the FBI to warn them. One of the FBI officials was Peter Strzok as the bureau's top counterintelligence official. When ICIG investigator Frank Rucker spoke with Strzok, he nodded but was remarkably uninterested in what Rucker had to say, Gohmert said. [ ... ] The breach was discovered in early 2015. They found the actual metadata that a "courtesy copy" was being sent to China. There was probably some phishing involved. From there, they embedded the code. It's something the Chinese are well-known for. Fox News reported that the emails contained "operational intelligence," which is information about covert operations to gather intelligence as well as details about the assets and informants working with the U.S. government. John Schindler confirmed the Fox News report. He wrote at The Observer: Discussions with Intelligence Community officials have revealed that Ms. Clinton's "unclassified" emails included Holy Grail items of American espionage. This included the true names of Central Intelligence Agency intelligence officers serving overseas under cover. Worse, some of those exposed are serving under non-official cover. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2020 07:39 AM (Do5/p) 1016
According to the TxDOT, the DUI statistics for 2017 are:
910 Fatal DUI Crashes resulting in 1,024 DUI fatalities 1,594 Suspected Serious DUI Crashes resulted in 2,169 suspected serious injuries 3,530 Possible Injury DUI Crashes resulting in 5,841 possible DUI injuries 3,914 Non-Incapacitating DUI Crashes resulting in 5,666 non-incapacitating DUI injuries I bet 50% or > are from illegals! Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v) 1017
Really ?
Criminally insane. Gotta drive up the deaths to "get Trump", I guess. G'mornin' everyone ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 02, 2020 07:38 AM (cqteU) Dead citizens always vote (D) Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v) 1018
She only does her good works" via her corrupt foundation. Notice you're not hearing about the Clintons donating their own money to a virus-related assistance organization. Not even a showy visit to a temporary medical tent.
--------------------- The Clinton Global Initiative was how they monetized their power. It is not designed to spend money. Other way round. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:41 AM (xAWn5) 1019
Are we really reduced to quoting John Schindler saying the obvious, now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 02, 2020 07:41 AM (NVYyb) 1020
Thought looking up Pa's auto deaths a year and last year 22 averaged every week, maybe Emperor Wolf might be trying to cut that number in half, no one is on the road.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:41 AM (ZCEU2) 1021
988 Since all the Blue Shitholes are emptying their Jails cuz Schmartz, has anyone heard if Manafort will be released? Does Judge Amy Berman Jackson control his fate?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:33 AM Too bad Epstein didn't kill himself. He likely would have been released with all the other criminals around the country. Of course, then he would mysteriously contract COVID-19 and even more mysteriously die of COVID-19. So maybe it's better he didn't kill himself. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2020 07:42 AM (Do5/p) 1022
We live in very strange times. I never in my life thought we would all be jailed for our own good. Ah well, the dogs are loving the attention and the walks.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 02, 2020 07:44 AM (NVYyb) 1023
Too bad Epstein didn't kill himself. He likely would have been released with all the other criminals around the country.
Of course, then he would mysteriously contract COVID-19 and even more mysteriously die of COVID-19. So maybe it's better he didn't kill himself. -------------------------- SoDiNY is a cold selfish lover. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:46 AM (xAWn5) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 02, 2020 07:46 AM (T0HEN) 1025
Strict rules at store to stay away 6 feet, did I mention I don't believe the hype?
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:47 AM (ZCEU2) 1026
If Terry McAuliffe died miserably I wouldn't be too upset. What are the odds he gets buried in Syracuse, NY, Richmond, VA, or Hillary's Chappaqua garden?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:47 AM (xAWn5) 1027
I SPIT on the 6 foot rule...I can hawk a goober 23' 6 "
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:48 AM (5IHGB) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 07:48 AM (LfHBm) 1029
So as it stands right now, I will be off work 48 days because of WuFlu
thru April unless the CO governor just says screw it and cancels the remainder of the school year altogether Posted by: DB- just DB, under house arrest at April 02, 2020 07:50 AM (iTXRQ) 1030
Yes, everone else had tp and towels, counted 35 here already so didn't get any.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:50 AM (ZCEU2) 1031
We went to BarterTown (Houston) yesterday - plenty of TP, but no coffee or Coke Zero to be had - this new brand of preppers is hard to figure out.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 02, 2020 07:51 AM (g7gOM) 1032
Not sure if its mentioned previous but this is a good site for case info infection2020.com
Posted by: KWDreaming at April 02, 2020 07:51 AM (SoC1L) Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:52 AM (5IHGB) 1034
Bottled water was filled, no signs for limits either
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:53 AM (ZCEU2) 1035
Hilz is opening her own boneyard? Brilliant!
Posted by: klaftern at April 02, 2020 07:53 AM (RuIsu) 1036
I think I remember reading a story that HoF Chicago White Sox 1B/DH Frank Thomas had the acronym "DBTH" on his locker during his career.
Don't Believe The Hype Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 02, 2020 07:54 AM (Do5/p) 1037
C'mon 1111....................... distance JJ for a bit.
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:54 AM (5IHGB) 1038
Not going to get 4×1
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2020 07:55 AM (ZCEU2) 1039
So as it stands right now, I will be off work 48 days because of WuFlu
thru April unless the CO governor just says screw it and cancels the remainder of the school year altogether Posted by: DB- just DB It's coming. Bet on it. Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2020 07:56 AM (W2taJ) 1040
>>> Great site Jack, thanks - you can see the outline of I35 from San Antonio to Dallas pretty clearly from the fatality track
~~~~~ Where are you finding the maps on that site? Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2020 07:56 AM (sGotD) 1041
this new brand of preppers is hard to figure out.
I went to the store yesterday and almost everything was stocked normally except peanut butter and eggs (TP and bottled water were available in quantity). I really have no idea what people are thinking. Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2020 07:56 AM (6XLoz) 1042
Since all the Blue Shitholes are emptying their Jails cuz Schmartz, has anyone heard if Manafort will be released? Does Judge Amy Berman Jackson control his fate?
-- Letting prisoners go is perhaps the stupidest **** I've ever heard of in my life. They're probably more safe from FluManchu in their more isolated locations than the rest of us. So, release them into the wild where the virus roams free! Are their sentences just being vaporized or do they have to go back once China Flu has subsided? If anyone is harmed by any of these miscreants, if one child is sexually molested...heads should literally roll. Literally. Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2020 07:56 AM (JoUsr) 1043
Seems like JJ is jerking our chain.Gang..head fakes a few daze of 7:30 Low Balls and BAM now going to the POST (Trumpets) after 8 the Minty bastard.
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:57 AM (5IHGB) 1044
628 Maybe the Chinese ones are bigger, but the only ones I've ever seen up close are tiny little things, considerably smaller than squirrels. There couldn't be more than a couple of mouthfuls on one... hardly worth the trouble to clean.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 02, 2020 12:48 AM (tLWGd) Doesn't matter the size. And, "cleaning?" Hah. Have you seen the video of the Chinese woman clipping some hedges, finding a birds' nest, pulling the baby birds out one by one, and eating them? They will jam *anything* into their mouths, regardless of size or cleanliness. Fuck China. Posted by: Nadine at April 02, 2020 07:57 AM (DTX3h) 1045
@1044 grumble grumble sock grumble
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 02, 2020 07:57 AM (DTX3h) Posted by: One of the quiet ones at April 02, 2020 07:57 AM (4wSyT) 1047
Dead citizens always vote (D)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v) As for the plaquenil "clinical trials" I wonder how they're ethically structuring the control group? Seems like a face off between plaquenil and remdesivir would be better that standard ineffective treatment v plaquenil Posted by: CN at April 02, 2020 07:58 AM (ONvIw) 1048
NOOD
Posted by: Bruce at April 02, 2020 07:58 AM (vd8XM) 1049
>>IIRC Hillary got something like 30 agents in China killed with one of her emails that listed their names?
Yep. The HRC wall of stars Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2020 07:58 AM (kPgQw) 1050
NOOD ATTICA ATTICA
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2020 07:58 AM (JoUsr) 1051
Is CN ^^ Dr FAUCI......pull my Placebo.
Posted by: saf at April 02, 2020 07:59 AM (5IHGB) 1052
Letting prisoners go is perhaps the stupidest **** I've ever heard of in my life. They're probably more safe from FluManchu in their more isolated locations than the rest of us. So, release them into the wild where the virus roams free!
------------------------------ My guess is they are avoiding lawsuits should the prisoner catch the Trump Did It Plague. The fact that they get to scare the proles is just an added pleasure for them. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 02, 2020 07:59 AM (xAWn5) Posted by: beanervt at April 02, 2020 08:00 AM (LfHBm) 1054
78 I still wish Joe Biden would have showed up on Tucker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2020 10:10 PM (V2Yro) I wish this so much. Posted by: m at April 02, 2020 08:48 AM (M5wRT) Processing 0.1, elapsed 0.115 seconds. |
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