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Friday's ONT Has The Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu

Everything is about the Wuhan Flu, and I'm sick of the damn flu. I'm sick of the MSM sucking off the commies, and I'm sick of what seems more and more of a monumental overreaction to the actual threat. Since last Sunday, I've been keeping track of the number of deaths in the US. Not cases - anyone with half a brain realizes that as testing ramped up, the number of cases would too - deaths. Here are the numbers, taken roughly every 12 hours since last Sunday at noon: 402, 417, 473, 521, 592, 746, 849, 1042, 1046, 1296, and 1301 at noon today. As of this writing, the number is 1581 (all data from CSSE at JHU). It's obviously a serious situation, but serious enough to justify throwing our economy into a blender (and then increasing out national debt by 10% in one stroke because “the economy is in a blender!” ) in a nation that murders 2500 babies a day in service of a woman's constitutional right to fuck her brains out as much as she wants without any chance of consequences? I'm having a real hard time seeing how the numbers justify the response, Jack, a real hard time, and it's starting to piss me off. I doubt I'm the only one.

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Oh, and one other thing that I asked the other day and haven't really seen an answer to: Where are all the homeless deaths? If Wuhan Flu is as deadly as they say, why isn't it ravaging a population that, generally speaking, is less healthy, lives in less sanitary conditions, and has higher rates of drug addiction and mental health issues?

Enough about the flu. Like I said, I'm sick of it, but there's not a lot of stuff on other subjects out there right now, which means this ONT will be light on links and heavy on pics and memes.

Spongebob, The Butthole Cut*


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*Don't get the reference? I gotcha, Fam.


Fighting Boredom



The Only Way To Stop A Bad Guy With A Gun Is A Good guy With A.....Skateboard?


Probably fake (the shotgun ends up too conveniently on the counter), but fun anyway.

What The Fuck Hannah?


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Another One Of These Gifs



Friday Comics


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COB Problems

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Commie John

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All he wanted to do was take a shit.....instead they took his shit.

Incredible Customer Service

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Perfect For A Terminator Themed BBQ


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These are a real product, but I was told that they're like $15 apiece, so I don't think they're worth it.

Oz Can't Be This Screwed Up, Can It?


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I Was Told This Was A Scissoring Video

Frankly, I thought it would be sexier.

Wheeeeeeeee!


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Tinkerbell:

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I guess Disney isn't what it used to be.

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:46 PM




Comments

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1 Yo, Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 09:46 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Heck.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 27, 2020 09:47 PM (HuH1F)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 09:47 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2020 09:48 PM (JFzNN)

5 @ONT: "These are a real product, but I was told that they're like $15 apiece, so I don't think they're worth it."

Are you kidding?!

More than worth it for a first date or meeting the in-laws.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 09:49 PM (+oVP5)

6 How is everybody?

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2020 09:49 PM (JFzNN)

7 Whoa!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2020 09:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 Weird Dave for the win!

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 27, 2020 09:50 PM (aS1PU)

9 Hey everyone!!
Learning to use Zoom.

Posted by: Jmel at March 27, 2020 09:50 PM (OeWgo)

10 So....should we get some of these FNM talking heads praising China for stopping the Wuhan flu a ticket to Wuhan? I hear they are having great celebrations right now!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2020 09:50 PM (WdocV)

11 Wanna know what makes Oz time seem even screwier?

China has one time zone and no DST ever.

One of the few things the Chicoms got right.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 09:51 PM (+oVP5)

12 Good I can get to bed early tonight
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2020 09:52 PM (ZCEU2)

13 Night Skip

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2020 09:53 PM (JFzNN)

14 So Zappa withdrawal symptoms include seeing Mickey Mouse armed to the teeth.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 27, 2020 09:53 PM (XEC2p)

15 Wow! Top 20! You really really like me!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 27, 2020 09:53 PM (NSEzS)

16 Weird Dave, LOL.

I was just now listening to that Johnny Rivers song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)

17 Good evening, everyone. Hope you had a great Friday and will have a great weekend. Money issues mean I will (eventually) go to bed...sober!

Here is another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/u3m56tv

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (l9m7l)

18 Hey Morons.

I just wanna say that this place has been a haven over the last 2 weeks.

Thanks.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (s9Eo8)

19 Microwaved butterflies are never as good as oven butterflies.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (SfYbS)

20 Can't sleep...Mouse will get me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (xts8Z)

21 85% Yoko free.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (Eicbe)

22 a woman's constitutional right to fuck her brains out as much as she wants

The Paolo, he very supports the constitution much.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (UAvrS)

23 What the heck, it's the weekend, have another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/s2cvqvs

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (l9m7l)

24 "Learning to use Zoom"

Come on and zoom zoom zooma zoom.

Posted by: freaked, dating myself at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)

25 Hannah is why I am single. All of them were crazier than me. Which was an accomplishment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 09:56 PM (xts8Z)

26 11 Wanna know what makes Oz time seem even screwier?

China has one time zone and no DST ever.

One of the few things the Chicoms got right.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 09:51 PM (+oVP5)
---
Having everything on Beijing Time makes it pretty weird for folks 3000 miles to the west.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

27 >>> 23 What the heck, it's the weekend, have another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/s2cvqvs
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (l9m7l)

Thanks for sharing! You take some great kitteh pictures.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (0ReGO)

28 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

The really big question is whether they can do it live.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+fPHo)

29 Welp, with Murica shut down, I've taken to noodling more names for the chink sick.

Xi Jinping Rung Fucking Ting
Conflucious
bamboo flu
rickshaw cough
Mao Tse Lung
shanghai fever
Lung-Tsu
Ginsu flu
Hunan Sicken

Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (9lL/B)

30 @ONT: "These are a real product, but I was told that they're like $15 apiece, so I don't think they're worth it."

Well, to each his own, but they give me a very creepy Auschwitz vibe, so. . .no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (2JVJo)

31 Bucky, how are you feeling?

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (433H8)

32
The "good guy with a skateboard" is just a less-bad guy unless my eyes deceive me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (G51Gf)

33 Welp, with Murica shut down, I've taken to noodling more names for the chink sick.

Xi Jinping Rung Fucking Ting
Conflucious
bamboo flu
rickshaw cough
Mao Tse Lung
shanghai fever
Lung-Tsu
Ginsu flu
Hunan Sicken

Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

You forgot Chop Fluy

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 27, 2020 09:59 PM (SfYbS)

34 You can also get ceramic skulls for your gas fire pit. They are pretty pricey, too, though.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 27, 2020 09:59 PM (CAJOC)

35 Maybe the new Tinkerbell movie means Disney has finally decided to give the fans what they want to see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 09:59 PM (XVuno)

36 Hannah seems nice. Does she like rabbits?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (ykYG2)

37 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)

38 Turn your fuggin lights off tomorrow, it's earth hour!

Posted by: It's me Greta! at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (fNWtj)

39 Zoom is awesome.
Wish I had bought some stock.
Not now, 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (w7KSn)

40 Because one of the big features of any CNN "Town Hall" is the hand picked audience which does a lot of cheering after the "answers" to the "questions."

With the dems reaction to the Luhan virus (Joe called it that), there will be no one in a studio except Joe and Andersen Cooper. Or whichever of their ponies they will run.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (+fPHo)

41 I share your sentiment Weird Dave. I'm sick of this. I wonder how many stories we have missed out on because the media concentrates on this 24/7?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

42 @26: "Having everything on Beijing Time makes it pretty weird for folks 3000 miles to the west."

Sure, but it's kinda like doing Zulu time; once you get used the weirdness, it's pretty nice.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (+oVP5)

43 Back in the glorious days of Soviet Power, Radio Moscow's news bulletins on the hour would start with a little melody*, then "Moscow time is blah blah blah".

What, 11 time zones in the USSR? Something like that. Forget. Lots, anyway. So made sense.

* I remember it as the motif from "Moscow Nights", but the historic WWII bulletins with Yuri Levitan use a different melody

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (El6T/)

44 So do they speak Ubbi-dubbi on Zoom?

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (Eicbe)

45 31 Bucky, how are you feeling?
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (433H

I'm doing great. Wife is starting to go a bit stir crazy.
My grandson is sloooooowly recovering from what the doc thinks is the china crud.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (s9Eo8)

46 Well, to each his own, but they give me a very creepy Auschwitz vibe, so. . .no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (2JVJo)

--------

I'll take a case.

Posted by: Kurtz at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)

47 you know what is funny is that when we are through with this xi is going to be carving skulls out of charcoal with his new uighur friends.

Posted by: not so at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (HALdu)

48 "You forgot Chop Fluy"

Wu Tang Clap

Posted by: some guy out west at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Jhqq9)

49 Oz Can't Be This Screwed Up, Can It?

Their individual states have the power to say, "Whatevah! I do what I want!" regarding the time change nonsense. I like it!

Regarding Mickey with automatic rifles: I've always assumed that "The Rat Patrol" was a real thing.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (DTX3h)

50 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

The really big question is whether they can do it live.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+fPHo)

Oh please oh please oh please!!this will be hysterical

Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

51 well, i was told over Discord that a 5.5 Richter shook up Zagreb in Croatia recently

SLC had it beat at 5.7. But Zagreb hasn't had a big quake since 1880 so a lot of 20th century buildings fell down.

that's news we missed, i guess

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

52 With the dems reaction to the Luhan virus (Joe called it that), there will be no one in a studio except Joe and Andersen Cooper. Or whichever of their ponies they will run.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Better the Luhan virus than the Lohan virus. That one makes your genitals rot off in 24 hours.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (SfYbS)

53 Maybe the new Tinkerbell movie means Disney has finally decided to give the fans what they want to see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 09:59 PM (XVuno)
---
You mean, finally a movie with grrrl power?

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Eicbe)

54 >>> 38 Turn your fuggin lights off tomorrow, it's earth hour!
Posted by: It's me Greta! at March 27, 2020 10:00 PM (fNWtj)


That's weird.

Suddenly I have the urge to keep all my lights on for the whole weekend, and wash a single dish at a time in the dishwasher, and maybe burn some tires... I mean, I don't even *have* any tires laying around...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (0ReGO)

55 btw.. I found this interesting. A man in Belton was planning on bombing a hospital with Covid 19 patients. He's been planning this for months. MONTHS??? I was not even aware of this fucking virus until probably late January.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

56 @ONT: "These are a real product, but I was told that they're like $15 apiece, so I don't think they're worth it."

Well, to each his own, but they give me a very creepy Auschwitz vibe, so. . .no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM

I'm thinking of partially burning a few and dropping them around the trash at planned Parenthood clinics

Posted by: Jean at March 27, 2020 10:03 PM (B7KlG)

57 Gotta admit, a microwave oven makes using a magnifier to incinerate insects seem a little old fashioned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 10:03 PM (XVuno)

58 time to help the wife...be back later

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

59 46 I'll take a case.

Posted by: Kurtz at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)


So, we're good then... Right?

Posted by: Chef at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (DTX3h)

60 Thanks for the ONT.

-I like the charcoal.

-I wonder what word they were going for in the Hannah poster.

-Vanilla is not a bad choice, as long as you add a scoop of chocolate. It is how the two flavors combine that is the true test.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (QrImU)

61 The media is the virus

Posted by: Marshall McWuhan at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (Eicbe)

62 Who's playing Tinkerbell's pimp? Mike Bloomberg?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

63 Where are all the homeless deaths?

Bicycling around hood get sudden whif of concentrated fermented urine. Oh, it's some filthy pissbum going into a weedstore. Y'think they would enforce a minimum hygene standard. There's skunk and then there's skuuuunk. Retch.

Posted by: getting the banned back together to cleanse with fire at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (UAvrS)

64 Amazon prime movies are such a crapshoot. I love that they put all these indy movies that I've never heard of, but you get such a weird mix.

Movie called Strong about a motorcycle racer. Think you'll see awesome moto races? Nope. You get to hear about his battle with cancer.

Next.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (s9Eo8)

65 Those top two graphics are great! Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave!

Ahhh, the start of another exciting weekend!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (WFcrO)

66 Just watched tonight's x22 report video. Holy sh*t. I am officially freaked out.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (Do5/p)

67 Hannah makes a strong case for burner phones, pseudonyms, uber, and not falling asleep afterwards.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (9lL/B)

68 Uh.. have to correct myself. He was planning on bombing a hospital but moved his plan up apparently because of the virus.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

69 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

The really big question is whether they can do it live.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+fPHo)

Oh please oh please oh please!!this will be hysterical
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)


"Due to the incredible horror of the Trump Flu, we will be airing a previously recorded Town Hall Debate with no live audience."
-- CNN

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 27, 2020 10:06 PM (aS1PU)

70 45
31 Bucky, how are you feeling?

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM (433H



I'm doing great. Wife is starting to go a bit stir crazy.

My grandson is sloooooowly recovering from what the doc thinks is the china crud.


Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:01 PM (s9Eo

Glad to hear it!!!

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2020 10:06 PM (433H8)

71 time to help the wife...be back later

Posted by: wing at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (

*wink wink*

Posted by: LOL at March 27, 2020 10:06 PM (fNWtj)

72 Gran Turismo coming on, AMC

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2020 10:06 PM (xSo9G)

73 Who's playing Tinkerbell's pimp? Mike Bloomberg?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:04 PM (ykYG2)


Zombie Cyril Ritchard.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 10:07 PM (2JVJo)

74 67 Hannah makes a strong case for burner phones, pseudonyms, uber, and not falling asleep afterwards.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (9lL/B)

Also, hookers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

75 Hannah makes a strong case for burner phones, pseudonyms, uber, and not falling asleep afterwards.

We have writers here don't we?

Wait till Hannah emails gushing that she's your biggest fan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

76 Long week.

Haven't done less yet felt so burned out in a long, long time.

And Trump is correct about Summers Eve Inslee.


Local rumored word is Inslee called the Obama gal that runs GM and they stopped the local company from helping GM to duplicate their ventilator manufacturing process.

I know someone involved first hand with the local company leaders


The local company is working double 10 hour shifts, and GM project manager was there last weekend to learn the process.

Everyone involved was gung ho, full steam ahead.

Then, Inslee talked with the GM chick yesterday, and the knowledge transfer was put on hold.

Everyone working on the project was pissed.

Inslee was grandstanding.

Inslee is.a puke and a cokksukker.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

77 Oh, and one other thing that I asked the other day and haven't really seen an answer to: Where are all the homeless deaths? If Wuhan Flu is as deadly as they say, why isn't it ravaging a population that, generally speaking, is less healthy, lives in less sanitary conditions, and has higher rates of drug addiction and mental health issues?

Didn't really think of that specific question, just a 'nibble around the edges' version. But you're right, there should be the bodies of the homeless piling up in the streets of LA, Seattle and NYC thanks to this 'deadly Wuhan Virus'.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Y8PSl)

78 in a nation that murders 2500 babies a day in service of a woman's constitutional right to fuck her brains out as much as she wants without any chance of consequences?

--------

That's a little rugged there, don't you think pardner? We prefer to think of it as "women's reproductive health care."

Posted by: Planned Infanticide at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (XVuno)

79 Jewells, it's no lighthearted or happy news, but we're lowering our head-count in Iraq (embassy and consulates), and DOD has updated plans for "options" for Trump - options for pre-empting or responding to festivities initiated by a few "militia" (= Iranian proxy) outfits, should they occur.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (El6T/)

80 "should we get some of these FNM talking heads praising China for stopping the Wuhan flu a ticket to Wuhan? I hear they are having great celebrations right now!"

Exporting our culture is working, it's just like when the Pistons won the championship.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (9lL/B)

81 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/u6bbo57

https://tinyurl.com/qvqraeo

https://tinyurl.com/uf7tt79

https://tinyurl.com/ww4j5yy

https://tinyurl.com/sf5ggsz

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (qAR6u)

82 Said a month ago, I did. If you've been living on the streets for 5 years or so and haven't died , your immune system is at titanium level.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7LXZS)

83
Ch. Soyara's I'm Their Devil
July 30, 2012 - March 27, 2020

The X-rays showed Max had a badly enlarged heart. His heartbeat was very rapid and his breathing was labored. The vet said we could try Lasix, but it wouldn't turn this and we'd be looking at six months at the outside.

Her Majesty and I agreed that would just be temporizing, that he was suffering now, his life would never be healthy and it would be better to let him go to spare him an ugly end. The logistics were difficult but Max passed away in Her Majesty's arms.

This has been a very hard year. We've lost Leo, Carmen and now Max in the last two months. Please believe me when I say our dogs are well taken care of and cherished, from the top-winning special to fat, neutered Mr. Peanut (who deserves the Good Boy Medal).

Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

84

In addition to the WuFlu, looks like we've got plague of beetles around here. Miley and I are over with my folks, and I left the outside lights on, and now there's a coating of beetles on the deck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (f1Vqw)

85 Next

"Silver dream rider"
Terrible, but includes terrible fake motorcycle road racing.

Posted by: getting the banned back together riding rubber cows at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (UAvrS)

86 Looks great. h/t WD.

Gonna go watch some teevee, guzzle genteely sip some of this fine Malbec, and eat some of this delicious pepperoni, mushroom, onion, and black olive pizza Milady just whomped up from scratch.

Be back later. Or not.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (Sr48m)

87 I think the hannah thing is that she warms her vibrator in the microwave

Posted by: not so at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (HALdu)

88 I saw that Pablo Escobar pic the other day, but the caption read "How everyone with a March birthday feels right now."

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (6ofTb)

89 Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon

Here... have a Martini. It makes everything better.

Bourbon is acceptable as a replacement. I should know.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (3H9h1)

90 @77: "But you're right, there should be the bodies of the homeless piling up in the streets of LA, Seattle and NYC thanks to this 'deadly Wuhan Virus'."

Give it more time. This virus doesn't kill everyone in three or four days. I would be surprised if there wasn't a significant uptick in homeless deaths be end of May.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (+oVP5)

91 Having everything on Beijing Time makes it pretty weird for folks 3000 miles to the west.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 27, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)


It's like here, but formalized. If it is not DC time it doesn't matter because you don't matter if you're not in DC!

Posted by: Stonehenge at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

92 Coronavirus PSA's on Korean radio totally changed in tone this week. Up until now, they've been intro'd with dark music in a minor key and consisted of reminders to wash hands and stay in isolation. This week... upbeat jazz, heroic words for medical personnel, and assurances that things will return to normal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (N30JC)

93 Crap
Druid's revenge

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

94 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/tns9omn

https://tinyurl.com/quflpjm

https://tinyurl.com/w4n72bf

https://tinyurl.com/wc6pvlv

https://tinyurl.com/wujb64o

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (qAR6u)

95 Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (qAR6u)

Fourth entry is particularly fetching

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 10:10 PM (BAsqb)

96 Coyotes seen in San Francisco.

To be fair, not sure this is unheard of. I can imagine areas where it would not be ridiculous, there are canyons and undeveloped patches in certain areas inside the city limits (to the south, mostly).

But it has a nice "apocalyptic" vibe to it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (El6T/)

97 If I were President you know I'd take that Whoohoo virus behind the barn and beat the crap out of it.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Eicbe)

98 "Silver dream rider"
Terrible, but includes terrible fake motorcycle road racing.
Posted by: getting the banned back together riding rubber cows at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (UAvrS)

I'm going with Dirtbag, and HOLY CRAP:

I get a lead in from the Surgeon general, fauci and birx about coronavirus social distancing...

GAH! FUCK OFF>

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (s9Eo8)

99 Does Hannah do butt stuff? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: getting the mud shark banned back together at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (UAvrS)

100 50 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

The really big question is whether they can do it live.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+fPHo)

Oh please oh please oh please!!this will be hysterical
Posted by: LASue at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

They did it already. It was on earlier. I only made it about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:12 PM (6ofTb)

101 "Where are all the homeless deaths?"

Down here.

Posted by: Drink Like C.H.U.D. at March 27, 2020 10:12 PM (9lL/B)

102 96 Coyotes seen in San Francisco.

----------


I'll start paying attention when the Great Wildebeest Migration runs through the Embarcadero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 10:12 PM (XVuno)

103 I'm so sorry, Hadrian.

I've had to put two of my doggehs to sleep.

It hurts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 10:12 PM (2JVJo)

104 Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

He was a Good Boy.

Sorry to hear this, Hadrian.

*toast*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (QrImU)

105 I'm so sorry Hadrian.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

106 99 Does Hannah do butt stuff? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: getting the mud shark banned back together at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (UAvrS)

Naw, that's Megan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

107 Just watched tonight's x22 report video. Holy sh*t. I am officially freaked out.

As I've seen it put, "It's Habbening!" Today was a monster day. I expect things to really heat up. "They" will want the Fed back.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (8ruUE)

108 Governor Cooomoo told the NY National Guard to "Kick Coronaviruses ass."

Imagine if Trump did that. The mediots would be all over cable and Twitter. "Coronavirus doesn't have an ass. Drumpf so dumb." And "What does Drumpf think. The National Guard can shoot the virus? Drumpf so stupid."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (N30JC)

109 Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)


Been there, done that, so I have an idea how you all feel right now!

But I am convinced that you were good stewards throughout and were guided into doing the right thing at the right time.

~H

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

110 Hadrian, my heart cries for you. One look at Soyara tells the tale of how these dogs are loved.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:14 PM (7LXZS)

111 Wouldn't necessarily expect vagrant population to show high levels of infection, yet, nor would I expect to know it if they did. I'd say the already extensive complications with knowing what's what with the general population might even be worse with that cohort. They may be completely unaware of the situation, not recognize symptoms if they get them, not do anything about it anyway, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 10:14 PM (El6T/)

112 Those charcoal skulls are bad ass. I would toss one in the fireplace around the holidays.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9Om/r)

113 Sorry to hear that Hadrian. It's always tough but wow you really have had a rough couple of months.

Posted by: freaked, dating myself at March 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Tnijr)

114 No WD, you're not the only one. Not by a f#kin' longshot..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2020 10:15 PM (5WpEK)

115 89 Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon

Here... have a Martini. It makes everything better.

Bourbon is acceptable as a replacement. I should know.
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 27


In these challenging days, we must remain flexible

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 27, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

116 Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)



I am so sorry for all of your losses. What a difficult year. Thank you for being such wonderful parents to your pups.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at March 27, 2020 10:15 PM (V08AG)

117 Oh I'm so sorry Hadrian! I was hoping for a better outcome for Max.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:16 PM (6ofTb)

118 98 "Silver dream rider"
Terrible, but includes terrible fake motorcycle road racing.
Posted by: getting the banned back together riding rubber cows at March 27, 2020 10:09 PM (UAvrS)

I'm going with Dirtbag, and HOLY CRAP:

I get a lead in from the Surgeon general, fauci and birx about coronavirus social distancing...

GAH! FUCK OFF>


WTF I DO? EAT CHUCK!
Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:11 PM (s9Eo

Posted by: ffs no banned for you at March 27, 2020 10:16 PM (UAvrS)

119 Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

120 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

So does that mean that they've just discarded Bernie?

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:16 PM (8ruUE)

121 Homeless deaths:

Yeah, it is very odd. I checked today and CA is reporting that they've tested over 88000, and have 4791 cases.

The homeless I've seen in Downtown aren't people you are going to be able to test, but you would expect them to be getting sick.

Newsom was supposed to be dumping a ton of $$$ to lease hotels and trailers to house the homeless.

When I heard that, my first thought was that they wanted them to die out of sight.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:17 PM (s9Eo8)

122 serious enough to justify throwing our economy into a blender (and then increasing out national debt by 10% in one stroke because "the economy is in a blender!" ) in a nation that murders 2500 babies a day in service of a woman's constitutional right to fuck her brains out as much as she wants without any chance of consequences? I'm having a real hard time seeing how the numbers justify the response, Jack, a real hard time, and it's starting to piss me off. I doubt I'm the only one.

I love you, man.


No homo.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 27, 2020 10:17 PM (mw1Wz)

123 So sorry Hadrian. Losing a pup is hard.

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2020 10:17 PM (OeWgo)

124 Imagine if Trump did that. The mediots would be all over cable and Twitter. "Coronavirus doesn't have an ass. Drumpf so dumb." And "What does Drumpf think. The National Guard can shoot the virus? Drumpf so stupid."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 27, 2020 10:13 PM (N30JC)

++TrumpLieCounter

Posted by: Demedia at March 27, 2020 10:17 PM (Eicbe)

125 Just watched tonight's x22 report video. Holy sh*t. I am officially freaked out.


Where do you find this report.?

Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2020 10:18 PM (OAlmw)

126 If you haven't already checked it out, the sidebar link to Globetrotter Curly Neal is quite excellent if you are a a moron of the age of 29 and a half or so.

Scroll down a little and there is a link to an old video, about a half an hour long, from one of the sports shows back in the early 70's. Game being called by Howard Cosell. Good memories.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:18 PM (RfzVr)

127 "I'm having a real hard time seeing how the numbers justify the response, Jack, a real hard time, and it's starting to piss me off. I doubt I'm the only one."

You ain't the only one, Weird Dave!

Posted by: doof2112 at March 27, 2020 10:20 PM (mZUr4)

128
I guess there wasn't a thread on the White House coronavirus press conference today. Trump got mad at some reporter and said "Don't be a cutie-pie." Did that happen today? Ali Velshi is on MSNBC sobbing over it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 10:20 PM (G51Gf)

129 Time to take off my shirt and work on this bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:20 PM (9lL/B)

130 OKAY FRIENDS I have an 8.5 oz bottle of aloe vera gel and a 32 oz bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol-

what is the recipe for home made hand sanitizer?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)

131 28 CNN to the rescue, announces they will do a Clown Hall for Joe Biden.

The really big question is whether they can do it live.
Posted by: Les Kinetic


If it's a townhall where real voters get to question him, the social distancing will be a benefit. They won't have to worry about him going from poking a finger at someone and telling the voter he doesn't know shit, to actually assaulting the voter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

132 Where do you find this report.?
Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2020 10:18 PM

Did a search on youtube after seeing Miley and publius and I think LadyL talking about it a few nights ago.

Just search x22 report and you can find the x22 report channel.

I've only been watching their nightly videos that recap the day's events and try to explain the big picture

Frightening stuff.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 10:21 PM (Do5/p)

133 DB, buy a bottle of Clorox

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:22 PM (7LXZS)

134 thirst!

take the total number of confirmed cases, and divide the total number of deaths, and that's your mortality rate.

everyone i've done so far comes in with percentages like 0.008% or 0.01%

this whole thing, at least for now, is way over hyped.

unless you or someone you love is part of that small group, of course.

will it get worse? who's to say, but i doubt it.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 27, 2020 10:22 PM (vwf8z)

135 130 OKAY FRIENDS I have an 8.5 oz bottle of aloe vera gel and a 32 oz bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol-

what is the recipe for home made hand sanitizer?

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)


Don't drink the isopropyl. Use it to clean your windows. Give the aloe vera to a girl, they love that stuff. Find some whisky and drink it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 27, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

136 Tether ball, and other WTF outdoors games of the Seventies. Did anyone not get hit in the head at least once while playing it?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 27, 2020 10:23 PM (W+kMI)

137 65. I read that the FBI had been watching him for awhile and zoomed in before he could stage the attack.

Posted by: morigu at March 27, 2020 10:23 PM (Eu98u)

138 BeckoningChasm, Leela looks much sweeter and less *grumpy* in that photo than that one you shared earlier. She certainly was a pretty girl. I know you must miss her much.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:23 PM (RfzVr)

139 Hadrian
So sorry you lost another good doggeh.
It hurts like hell and you have my sympathies for what they're worth.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (TYQsd)

140
So.. Cuomo was hording ventilators and claiming he was short.

He seems nice

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nw6Hr)

141 Least sexy scissoring video ever. 'Ettes may beg to differ though. And seriously, WTF Hannah?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (W+kMI)

142 Dave, I hear you.
On the flip side, though, I think of the medical personnel who have died from this throughout the world, and, from China, the smuggled-out video warnings and evidence of mass death. I am not a doctor. These are not normal events.

Posted by: m at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (UZ8BZ)

143 The WuFlu virus groupies in Oregon are gnashing their teeth. Oregon has about 400 identified cases, but the virus groupies are screaming that tens of thousands of people in Oregon must have it because WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE ORANGEMAN BAD!

Well, testing is ramping up too, and 1650 people in Oregon were tested today, all with suspicious symptoms. Six percent positive.

This enrages the virus groupies, who are promising us that they will have the last laugh two weeks from now, when the bodies start piling up on street corners in Portland. Some people are really, really, invested in having this turn into a disaster.

Posted by: The ARC of History!! at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

144 Somebody give AOC a Corona

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (9lL/B)

145 Frightening stuff.

Today was exciting stuff. The frightening stuff is really bad.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (mhs6e)

146 For the fragile in love



https://tinyurl.com/th4639q

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (xts8Z)

147 Thank you Weird Dave, for the surreal content. Just what I needed, after this weird week. Somehow giant Goofy ravaging a town, Godzilla, is what I have wanted all week, I just did not know it. All I knew is I what I did not want: even one more damn Zoom meeting.

Posted by: Splunge at March 27, 2020 10:25 PM (dOV9E)

148 So sorry, Hadrian.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2020 10:25 PM (0ReGO)

149 will it get worse? who's to say, but i doubt it.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 27, 2020 10:22 PM (vwf8z)

You can't count mortality rate until after an outbreak is over according to what I've read.

Take a look at this
https://tinyurl.com/tmudjk9

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:25 PM (s9Eo8)

150 This enrages the virus groupies, who are promising us that they will have the last laugh two weeks from now, when the bodies start piling up on street corners in Portland. Some people are really, really, invested in having this turn into a disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History!! at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)

151 Are you kidding?!



More than worth it for a first date or meeting the in-laws.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 09:49 PM (+oVP5)


Especially if you have dismembered garden gnomes half concealed in the ivy and shrubbery.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 10:26 PM (6rS3m)

152 Joe Biden Town Hall, now in Smell-O-Vision.

You won't be able to smell Joe, but get in touch with his campaign, and he'll send you a Wifi-enabled device to attach to your hair.

Posted by: Splunge at March 27, 2020 10:26 PM (dOV9E)

153 Find some whisky and drink it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 27, 2020 10:22 PM (dOV9E)


Words to live by. Or words to destroy one's liver by. I prefer the former concept not the latter Southern Baptist concept.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 10:26 PM (Y8PSl)

154 >>Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Sorry to hear. So difficult to lose a dog.

Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (2cuLk)

155 So sorry Hadrian. It's just been a bad year

Special baby kitty Fanny kept me up last night. She started out fine, then puked up everything. She does that sometimes so I wasn't too worried. Then she was in the catbox about 20 times in a hour and seemed to be straining. She hacked up a hairball, then started puking up fluid every hour or so, until about 3. She runs across the bed and into the bathroom to puke, which makes cleanup easier. Still under the weather this morning, so I called tge vets.

That was interesting too. You call them from the parking lot when you arrive. They come out to your car. Most were wearing face masks. They have you sign the consent form, then take the animal in. Their front door was locked. Fanny checked out okay and is back home with antibiotics. Maybe I'll get to sleep tonight.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Lqy/e)

156 OK, folks, time for some hot toast, cold milk and a warm bed.

Hope you all have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (2JVJo)

157 144
Somebody give AOC a Corona

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM (9lL/B)


I bet if you got her drunk she would do wild things. Things that would shock you, scare you, dare you, and make you change names and move out of state afterwards. Because those intense, high-strung chicks, are something else.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (xts8Z)

158 Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)
* * * *

Condolences on such a terrible and sudden loss, Hadrian and Her Majesty. We love them so dearly because we know the time we have with them is so short.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)

159 This enrages the virus groupies, who are promising us that they will have the last laugh two weeks from now, when the bodies start piling up on street corners in Portland. Some people are really, really, invested in having this turn into a disaster.

------------

I am so done with these people. It become a virtue signaling narrative with these self appointed pinch faced scolds.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (nw6Hr)

160 I read that the FBI* had been watching him for awhile and zoomed in before he could stage the attack.

Posted by: morigu at March 27, 2020 10:23 PM (Eu98u)

Those would be the TOP.MEN and TOP.WOMEN with the impeccable integrity for which the FBI is noted?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (BiNEL)

161 56 @ONT: "These are a real product, but I was told that they're like $15 apiece, so I don't think they're worth it."

Well, to each his own, but they give me a very creepy Auschwitz vibe, so. . .no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 09:58 PM

I'm thinking of partially burning a few and dropping them around the trash at planned Parenthood clinics
Posted by: Jean


Totally worth the cost.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

162 Tell someone you love that you love them today, don't wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (7LXZS)

163
I'm seeing (and hearing) this X22 stuff. Folks, that stuff is weapons grade tinfoil.

No the Treasury hasn't taken over the Fed. Trump hasn't nationalized the Fed. The Fed is national anyway, just likes to pretend to be a private enemy. No, a cabal of banksters doesn't make profit running it. You know who gets the profits the Fed makes from money creation? Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam pays zero interest on all the debt the Fed has monetized, since it is immediately returned to the Treasury as profit.

No, to the immediate issue. Treasury is helping the Fed create so-called Special Purpose Vehicles, or SPVs.

The Fed is shifting the printers to ludicrous speed. To buy, backstop and bailout ALL THE THINGs, the Fed needs to buy and lend to, uh, "entities of questionable solvency" one might say.

IOW, the Fed will need to take dogshit on its balance sheet. But the law doesn't allow the Fed to put dogshit on its balance sheet. Basically it has to have sovereign debt level credit ratings.

So, it needs to make dogshit look like fine Belgian chocolate.

How does it do this? Via SPVs. Treasury creates them or helps create them, and injects capital into them. Where does it get this capital? Borrows it. Which the Fed monetizes (or bond market buys) it. Now, the SPV has the credit rating of Uncle Same backing it.

SPV then buys dogshit using Fed's created money. On Fed's balance sheet, you have the Uncle Sam backed SPV, which looks like fine Belgian chocolate.

That's what's going on. They did this back in '08. First SPV which bough Bear Stearns dogshit was called Maiden Lane.

That's all that's going on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (f1Vqw)

164 Has anyone here used instacart? Pros cons??

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

165 Tether ball was not bad. We always heard someone got killed with the lawn darts. (Which were slightly before my time, but my grandparents had them and the hula hoops you were supposed to toss them into.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (QrImU)

166
Here's a nice picture of big Max.

http://soyaraborzoi.com/MaxFortWorth2.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (7rVsF)

167 Night MP4.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (QrImU)

168 162 Tell someone you love that you love them today, don't wait for tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (7LXZS)


Love you, Ben Had.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

169 So sorry to hear, Hadrian. Never easy.

Posted by: Gem at March 27, 2020 10:29 PM (65i3Q)

170 Today was exciting stuff. The frightening stuff is really bad.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:24 PM

Agreed today with the fed and treasury action was interesting.

But if the false flag warnings, habeas corpus suspension, deep state arrests, medical ships used for arrests, and going after Soros is all about to happen within the next few days or weeks...

Wow.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 10:29 PM (Do5/p)

171 was there an arrest in that failed robbery ?

cause it looks kinda staged

Posted by: REDACTED at March 27, 2020 10:29 PM (rpxSz)

172 I bet if you got her drunk she would do wild things. Things that would shock you, scare you, dare you, and make you change names and move out of state afterwards. Because those intense, high-strung chicks, are something else.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Not wise to use your own name.

Posted by: Drink Like Tuco, er, Bill Carson at March 27, 2020 10:30 PM (9lL/B)

173 Now that our county has decided I must shelter in place it will be interesting for our clients who call daily with one crisis after another that our firm and me are not essential workers. Fine, they need sombody to call the building inspector right now for a field change they can get the county commisioner or somebody to do it. Otherwise I'll do it when I get an email I get around to reading and respond to. If I feel like it.

Posted by: Ripley at March 27, 2020 10:30 PM (sGobE)

174 Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Lqy/e)

Oh I sure hope your kitty is okay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

175 I know how much your dogs are family, Hadrian. So sorry for your losses.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 27, 2020 10:30 PM (PHxng)

176 thank you publius.

I peeked over at x22. Smelled off to me. and frankly the Q groupies touting that place isn't making it smell any better.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

177 aoc is probably the lamest fuck known to mankind. will induce vomiting and thoughts of suicide. not worth one milliliter of my flop sweat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

178 ..Time to take off my shirt and work on this bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:20 PM (9lL/B)



Time to take off my shirt and work on this Barrel of Four Roses Single Bottle.

i.e., quantity can be a quality in it's own right. *hic!*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (QzJWU)

179 I peeked over at x22. Smelled off to me. and frankly the Q groupies touting that place isn't making it smell any better.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (ykYG2)

Yeppers! I had to tighten my tin foil hat cause o the mind reading waves.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (s9Eo8)

180 sorry hadrian. been there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (KP5rU)

181 Ladyl, I love you and your presence in my life is a gift beyond compare.

That's how you do it my friends.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (7LXZS)

182 ...and somehow, Mickey's response to fate is even creepier than, "I am the storm.."

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (5WpEK)

183 I am so done with these people. It become a virtue signaling narrative with these self appointed pinch faced scolds.

They're hoping that the epidemic will collapse the country, and bring on The Revolution. It's not pleasant for them to think that society will not collapse, and that they will go back to being a barista.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

184 177
aoc is probably the lamest fuck known to mankind. will induce vomiting
and thoughts of suicide. not worth one milliliter of my flop sweat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

So you're not mesmerized by her boobs? I think you're in the minority among the 'rons.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (6ofTb)

185 128 - Yes, that was today. Reporter wanted Trump to guarantee or at least state there would be a ventilator for anyone who needed one.

Posted by: Oblivious at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (goDqi)

186 That's all that's going on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM

Sorry, publius, so you all were talking about that stuff the other night in jest? Mocking it?

Ugh, boy did I misinterpret the comments. Sorry.

But I guess I've put on a tinfoil hat for first time in my life.

When going through unprecedented times and nothing makes sense...

I guess I'll keep some salt handy when watching from now on...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (Do5/p)

187 Tell someone you love that you love them today, don't wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had


Before or after monies have changed hands?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 27, 2020 10:33 PM (2ygtH)

188 Fanny seems to be drinking okay and I think she ate something. I would hate to lose her. I had a little antibiotic left from a respiratory infection last month so she had some last night and this morning. The amoxicillan should work better.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:33 PM (Lqy/e)

189 http://soyaraborzoi.com/MaxFortWorth2.jpg

Hadrian,

Very obviously a loved and cared for dog.

Please accept my condolences ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 27, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)

190 Tell someone you love that you love them today, don't wait for tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (7LXZS)


As ever, Ben Had is spot on!
Do not waste that chance today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:33 PM (BiNEL)

191 chavez, probably right. But. Decent jugs round up to 1.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (9lL/B)

192 181 Ladyl, I love you and your presence in my life is a gift beyond compare.

That's how you do it my friends.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (7LXZS)

sounds fishy

I feel all icky

Posted by: REDACTED at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (rpxSz)

193 Ben Had, good advice. I never see my grandkids but once a year. I started texting them randomly telling them I love them (I would call but I know this younger generation, lol). anyway.. first time I did, my daughter called and said mom is everything okay? Johnny said he got a text from you saying you love him. I said yeah of course. Just want him to know I love him.

How sad.. I felt terrible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

194 165
Tether ball was not bad. We always heard someone got killed with the
lawn darts. (Which were slightly before my time, but my grandparents had
them and the hula hoops you were supposed to toss them into.)



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (QrImU)

Tetherball was always fun, but lawn darts were awesome. Even an 8 year old could get a good lob out of those. And getting hit with them? You had to be a total idiot or trying to get hit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (xts8Z)

195 Are you kidding?!

More than worth it for a first date or meeting the in-laws.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 27, 2020 09:49 PM (+oVP5)

I have some regular briquet-shaped briquets getting their glow on right now, ready for the slab of brisket in five minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (miJU3)

196 Match.com paired Hannah with the guy who takes a magnifying glass outside to burn ants.

He was too boring for her.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (2RBkF)

197 Amazon prime movies are such a crapshoot. I love
that they put all these indy movies that I've never heard of, but you
get such a weird mix.



Movie called Strong about a motorcycle racer. Think you'll see
awesome moto races? Nope. You get to hear about his battle with cancer.



Next.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:05 PM (s9Eo


try the move Rare Exports.

It is a Finnish Christmas movie.

you know, Finland, reindeer, where Santa Clause comes from. With that whimsical Finnish take on it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)

198 Hadrian, those are such magnificent dogs...

and he was a special beauty!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

199 So you're not mesmerized by her boobs? I think you're in the minority among the 'rons.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (6ofTb)

Can't speak for Chavez, but no. Hot stupid basic bitches are a dime a dozen. If I was after that I'd go to River Ranch in Lafayette and hang out at Whole Foods and Fresh Market.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (BAsqb)

200 184: thanks for noticing. fell for that bullshit once.never again. effin morons, what you gonna do?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

201 Hadrian, my sympathies to you and Her Majesty. I know you have had a rough time of it with the doggies lately. It's hard to say goodbye to so many in such a short time.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:35 PM (RfzVr)

202 Here is another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/u3m56tv
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (l9m7l)

Leela was a beautiful cat. I know you miss her muchly. Condolences.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:36 PM (miJU3)

203 >> Sorry, publius, so you all were talking about that stuff the other night in jest? Mocking it?

I was talking about the Fed going into overdrive to print money like crazy and back up everything. Try to stop the stock market dive and the corporate credit crunch (which it pretty much has. At least the bottom is in, I think).

Yes, the Fed is doing all this, blowing up its balance sheet to $5.3T. Printing money (electronically) that give Rudolf Von Havenstein a raging hard-on in his grave.

But nope, no tinfoil hat conspiracy stuff is going on of the X22 and similar level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)

204 It seems to me that these people, wanting change by corona virus or climate change or peak oil, really don't like their lives. They don't know how to change it so they want some big exterior event to do it for them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:36 PM (Lqy/e)

205 84 do beetles indicate an early summer?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 27, 2020 10:37 PM (gSgAd)

206 We always heard someone got killed with the lawn darts. (Which were slightly before my time, but my grandparents had them and the hula hoops you were supposed to toss them into.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:28 PM (QrImU)


I read it was a plunging fire lawn dart that went into the top of some kid's head. That I never believed. But kids throwing them like spears and sinking into a kid's chest? Now that I could believe. Because . . . kids. I could also believe some kids making a bow out of sticks and a large rubber band and firing the lawn dart like a crossbow bolt. Again because . . . kids. But going through the top of the head? Nah, that's just too propagandistically convenient.

I'll add: It's funny that 'propagandistically' passes spellcheck. I thought I made it up.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 10:37 PM (Y8PSl)

207 205: no. but, the beatles still suck donkey dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

208 It seems to me that these people, wanting change by corona virus or climate change or peak oil, really don't like their lives. They don't know how to change it so they want some big exterior event to do it for them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:36 PM (Lqy/e)

"Unless a man has the capacity to make something of himself, freedom is an irksome burden. Of what use is freedom if the self be ineffectual?"

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 10:38 PM (BAsqb)

209 Come on and zoom zoom zooma zoom.
Posted by: freaked, dating myself at March 27, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)

Here you go, some Louie Prima:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sqA4IviTEwQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:39 PM (miJU3)

210 Posted by: Drink Like Tuco, er, Bill Carson at March 27, 2020 10:30 PM (9lL/B)

True, but no one is thinking straight at that time; anyway I say you get half a fifth of tequila in her along with a couple snorts of cocaine she'd be as wild as a pack of hyenas.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:39 PM (xts8Z)

211 "quantity can be a quality in it's own right. *hic!*"

Yeah, it's ok. I prefer Larceny as a daily. A friend gave me a bottle of Col Taylor, that's a once a month drink.

Jim

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:39 PM (9lL/B)

212 BeckChas, that is one sweet looking kitty (I really like this photo).Sorry for you loss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

213 REDACTED, I know these people in real life and there are no bigger hearts.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (7LXZS)

214 It seems to me that these people, wanting change by corona virus or climate change or peak oil, really don't like their lives.

I have a masters degree in sociology, I'm $100,000 in debt, and I'm waiting tables.

How Dare Society Do This To Me!

Posted by: Typical Revolutionary! at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

215 >>This enrages the virus groupies, who are promising us that they will have the last laugh two weeks from now, when the bodies start piling up on street corners in Portland. Some people are really, really, invested in having this turn into a disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History!!

There are some people in my institution that will be disappointed if this fails to be the disaster they were promised.

Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (2cuLk)

216 ..Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



I'm so sorry for you and your Mrs. And Max was indeed, beautiful.

Now, a bit on Heaven.

Think of an eternal Tx Mo Meet, with everyone there, the food and the booze never run out, ammo supplies are endless, the weather is perfect and all the doggehs and kittehs are there, too.

With Max, Leela and my beloved Harley there to welcome us each, as we arrive.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (QzJWU)

217 you know, Finland, reindeer, where Santa Clause comes from. With that whimsical Finnish take on it all.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)

On screen now.

.. and nice.. i figured it would have sub-titles and I would move on cause.. don't wanna read.

Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (s9Eo8)

218 Reporter wanted Trump to guarantee or at least state there would be a ventilator for anyone who needed one.

Posted by: Oblivious at March 27, 2020 10:32 PM (goDqi)
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Libs like simple.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (Eicbe)

219 213 REDACTED, I know these people in real life and there are no bigger hearts.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (7LXZS)

just punning wid ya

Posted by: REDACTED at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (rpxSz)

220 We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well. Hadrian, we stand to our glasses ready for our lost companions.

Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (yBQiw)

221 How Dare Society Do This To Me!

It's why AOC is their patron saint - "overeducated", underemployed, until a cosmic event occurred that lifted her out of her drab existence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

222 I have a masters degree in sociology, I'm $100,000 in debt, and I'm waiting tables.

How Dare Society Do This To Me!
Posted by: Typical Revolutionary! at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

You're in luck! All the bars and inside of restaurants are closed.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (QrImU)

223 Mikey, I'm sold. I say we tag team her.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (9lL/B)

224 There are some people in my institution that will be disappointed if this fails to be the disaster they were promised.
Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (2cuLk)

The cell walls are closing in on Trump?

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (BAsqb)

225 We all love you Ben Had. You hold a special place in my heart.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

226 My cousin accidentally hit me in the nose with his crocquet mallet when I was young. Many years later, my husband asked me how I'd broken my nose. And I've bern hit in the eye with a badminton birdie. I am not athletic and kids games can be dangerous.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (Lqy/e)

227 Jewells, write your story for your grandkids. A cousin of mine did our family history and it is the single best thing I have ever read. Give that to your grandkids.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (7LXZS)

228 Hadrian and Beckoning Chasm--

My heartfelt condolences on the loss of your beautiful animals.

It is such a unique and painful grief.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

229 glasses ready for our lost companions.
Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (yBQiw)

Sorry Retief. Losing a pup sucks so much.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (s9Eo8)

230 With Max, Leela and my beloved Harley there to welcome us each, as we arrive.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 10:40 PM (QzJWU)


And the Rainbow Bridge has just been reinforced so that there are no worries about the doggies, kitties, and horses running across to greet us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

231 It's why AOC is their patron saint - "overeducated", underemployed, until a cosmic event occurred that lifted her out of her drab existence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

It's a modern Cinderella story.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (BAsqb)

232 Got some good news today. Son has been trying for over a year to get a transfer to be closer to home. His immediate supervisors had been dragging their feet because they didn't want to lose him. He finally got the ear of the big boss, who told the lower ranking managers that *you give good employees consideration when you can*, so it was approved.

Starting Monday, instead of a 1 hour/32 mile commute each way, the boy will be driving 3 minutes, 3/4 of a mile. So much more time for himself and his family.

I am glad I will no longer be stressing about his long drive, on busy interstates, in crappy weather, with idiot drivers.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

233 Jim.. now THAT'S my idea of Heaven!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (dUJdY)

234 220
We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well. Hadrian, we stand to our glasses ready for our lost companions.

Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (yBQiw)

Oh, I'm sorry Retief.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 10:44 PM (6ofTb)

235 That's a great idea Ben!! Nothing but time on my hand right now!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:44 PM (dUJdY)

236 Nice job, Joe, the "Luhan" virus. Somebody save that poor guy. It is sad to watch.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (8ruUE)

237 It seems to me that these people, wanting change by corona virus or climate change or peak oil, really don't like their lives.
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Just watched Highwaymen, about hunting the celebrity killers Bonnie & Clyde.

Boredom can play an amazing role in people's lives. Some historians even have cited boredom as a key factor in the witch trials.

An escape from the mundane world to a dramatic conflict with Satan himself and his pawns.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Eicbe)

238 CFO mom, that is good news!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Lqy/e)

239 Condolences for the loss of Dory, Retief.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

240
We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well.

I'm sorry for your loss. It's been a hard day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (7rVsF)

241 "Libs like simple."

They like gotchas more. Best to ignore em or slap em down.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (9lL/B)

242 Reteif, sorry for the loss of your pup too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 10:46 PM (Lqy/e)

243 The dress makes the woman


https://tinyurl.com/v64nx7n

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:46 PM (xts8Z)

244 Warren Zevon, Don't Let Us Get Sick

Sobs

Posted by: Kazi at March 27, 2020 10:47 PM (0x00j)

245

So Miley, Publius and maybe Ladyl were talking about the X22 report a few days ago?

Hey t-bird, maybe I am a subversive.

Posted by: teej at March 27, 2020 10:47 PM (rhR3K)

246 Retief.. sorry for your loss. Damn this has been a tough day. Did I see BC also lost his pet?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:47 PM (dUJdY)

247 >>I read it was a plunging fire lawn dart that went into the top of some kid's head. That I never believed. But kids throwing them like spears and sinking into a kid's chest? Now that I could believe. Because . . . kids. I could also believe some kids making a bow out of sticks and a large rubber band and firing the lawn dart like a crossbow bolt. Again because . . . kids. But going through the top of the head? Nah, that's just too propagandistically convenient.

I'll add: It's funny that 'propagandistically' passes spellcheck. I thought I made it up.
Posted by: RickZ

It's real. I'm sure there were multiple cases.

Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2020 10:47 PM (2cuLk)

248 Retief, sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (0ReGO)

249 187

Absolutely true. I was able to kiss my dad on the temple and tell him I love him just hours before he passed away. I kissed him in the same spot before they took him away at the hospital. Never wait!

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (OeWgo)

250 Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:43 PM (RfzVr)

Good for him! My commute (normally) is 2 miles 5-7 minutes.


Right now it is twenty feet. Lockdown could be worse, especially since I live alone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (xts8Z)

251 Condolences to you as well, Retief

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (PHxng)

252 Sorry to hear that, Retief.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (QrImU)

253 Reteif, condolences.
Life can be hard, and losing a pup makes it harder!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 27, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

254 Jewells, it will be the most rewarding thing you have ever done. The grandkids will love it but your own children will love it more.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:49 PM (7LXZS)

255 "My cousin accidentally hit me in the nose with his crocquet mallet when I was young. Many years later, my husband asked me how I'd broken my nose. And I've bern hit in the eye with a badminton birdie"

I got smacked in the side of the head with an alumimum baseball bat by my friend while we were trying to hit tennis balls into my gutter when I was 5. Can still feel the slight indent.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 10:49 PM (9lL/B)

256 >>>The beatles still suck donkey dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:38 PM


Good thing grammie isn't here. She'd set you straight.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (RfzVr)

257 Boredom can play an amazing role in people's lives. Some historians even have cited boredom as a key factor in the witch trials.

I've thought that this explains a lot of the popularity of "alternative" gender descriptors.

You're a hairstylist, with a boring life, and announcing that your are "genderqueer" is an attempt to appear more interesting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

258 Taking your shirt off sure serves to make employment interviews more intense.

It just seems to take a turn right at that moment.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (Eicbe)

259 Gran Turismo coming on, AMC
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 27, 2020 10:06 PM (xSo9G)

That's Eastwood with a Studebaker, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (miJU3)

260 >>We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well. Hadrian, we stand to our glasses ready for our lost companions.
Posted by: Retief

Condolences to you as well.

Posted by: Aviator at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (2cuLk)

261 I'm getting kinda freaked out about the predicted outbreak in central/northern Illinois.... not the Kung Flu outbreak but the tornado outbreak that some of the weather people are predicting for tomorrow.

Chatter among the storm chasers is centered on one particular computer model predicting an apocalyptic outbreak of long tracked, possibly violent twisters with the potential to ravage every major city between St. Louis and Chicago, but there are others cautioning that this particular model tends to overdo severe weather parameters and other models show a less dire outcome. (Now where have we seen that before?)

Meanwhile there is a bit of an online debate taking place about whether storm chasers will be in violation of the IL stay at home order, whether potentially exposed/infected people who live in mobile homes, etc. should go to community tornado shelters..... this could get interesting.

Posted by: Secret Square at March 27, 2020 10:51 PM (9WuX0)

262 Then, Inslee talked with the GM chick yesterday, and the knowledge transfer was put on hold.

Everyone working on the project was pissed.

Inslee was grandstanding.

Inslee is.a puke and a cokksukker.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

That's what the old Soviets called a "wrecker". You know what they did with wreckers, don't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:52 PM (miJU3)

263 Retief.. Condolences to you and yours.

We will see them again. The love is too great for it to be otherwise.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 10:53 PM (QzJWU)

264 Thank you all. You guys have kept me sane in all the craziness ever since I bailed out of HotGas years ago so I am truly in your debt.

Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 10:53 PM (yBQiw)

265 We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well. Hadrian, we stand to our glasses ready for our lost companions.
Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 10:41 PM (yBQiw)
* * * *

Condolences on your terrible loss, Retief. A sad day indeed.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

266 reteif, sorry.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

267 who knew NYC was full of Fox News watching Deplorables?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Gl2vL)

268 jmel, these are the things that give you the good memories and assuage the sorrow. We are all going to lose but those last memories remain until you are also gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (7LXZS)

269 It's obviously a serious situation, but serious enough to justify throwing our economy into a blender (and then increasing out national debt by 10% in one stroke because "the economy is in a blender!") in a nation that murders 2500 babies a day in service of a woman's constitutional right to fuck her brains out as much as she wants without any chance of consequences? I'm having a real hard time seeing how the numbers justify the response, Jack, a real hard time, and it's starting to piss me off. I doubt I'm the only one."

To begin, I want to say that I think the response to this WuFlu has been way too extreme - this should have been dealt with the way the H1N1 epidemic in 2010 was dealt with. Thinking we can shut down everything is insane. Also, I think the majority of the illness will be past, at least in this country, by May 1st. maybe a couple weeks earlier,even. Second, I strongly support every step Trump has taken, ESPECIALLY the $2 trillion bailout, and the Fed flooding the markets with liquidity. I think that buys us about 30 days, and maybe after that the system can be self sustaining. If not, we might have to double down, but we can wait and see.

I aggravated some here earlier in the week by harping on economics, but just to repeat, and to point out why this was so necessary: Economically, when combined with the secondary collapse being caused by the Oil War, this was not a "downturn" or a "recession" or even another Depression. What was beginning makes all of those fade into insignificance - we were looking (well we still are) at what was going to be 2 or 3 times as devastating, economically, as the Great Depression was at it's peak. 30% unemployment guaranteed, building to 50% and maybe more. The death of *every* independent business in this country.

Economically, we were/are standing on the brink of an Extinction Level Event. You may not believe it was that bad, but I can assure you that everyone at Morgan Stanley and everyone on Trump's team, including Trump himself, are absolutely convinced of that. We either throw however man trillions at it that we can Right Now, to try to stop this, or we accept that our markets, our pension funds, our society, and most likely even the Country itself, are lost forever. Even now, we are within days of that kind of meltdown happening - the only thing stopping it is the Governments willingness to print WHATEVER it takes to buy any asset, bail out any business, and prop up any valuation that it can.

will this lead to long term problems? Of course, terrible ones - but you don't worry about the problem you might have 5 years from now when you're about to die tomorrow. So, we HAVE to go big, no limits, throw everything we have at this and even more. If it only costs $2 trillion, that's cheap. If it ends up costing $10 trillion, we still have to do it, because we lose everything - and I mean EVERYTHING - if we don't.

As I said above, Trump knows this - he gets it perhaps better than anyone. I'm eternally glad he's leading us now, he may be the only one who could have done it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (V2Yro)

270 Hadrian and Retief, I'm so sorry for your pets' passing.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 10:55 PM (G546f)

271 Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (qAR6u)

Lots and lots of healthy lungs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:55 PM (miJU3)

272 Our furry companions steal our hearts.

Posted by: Kazi at March 27, 2020 10:55 PM (0x00j)

273 Chatter among the storm chasers is centered on one particular computer model predicting an apocalyptic outbreak ... others cautioning that this particular model tends to overdo severe weather parameters and other models show a less dire outcome. (Now where have we seen that before?)

Posted by: Secret Square at March 27, 2020 10:51 PM (9WuX0)

Funny you should mention that, I was thinking weather models and virus models have a lot in common. Possibility of input error, model bias, human bias, etc.

Yesterday in Ohio they said peak would likely be end of April/early May with 6,000 cases daily. Now they're saying later in May with 10,000 cases daily. Why such a change in one day? Regardless, I'm sure they're going to use that to say we need to be locked inside for infinity.

Posted by: AF at March 27, 2020 10:56 PM (RsPQq)

274 These hospital ships are huge: 894 feet long. They're converted oil super tankers.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:56 PM (mhs6e)

275 Here is another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/u3m56tv
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (l9m7l)


She was a good looking cat, BC ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 27, 2020 10:56 PM (LPnfS)

276 Well, I'm gonna go read for a bit. Night all. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 27, 2020 10:56 PM (dUJdY)

277 Well, if your economy can't handle what medieval economies did yearly, maybe your society ain't so strong.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (IB++I)

278 Rest well, big black Max. And wait for us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (7rVsF)

Condolences, Hadrian. Tough losing all those sweet animals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (miJU3)

279 This enrages the virus groupies, who are promising us that they will have the last laugh two weeks from now, when the bodies start piling up on street corners in Portland. Some people are really, really, invested in having this turn into a disaster.



Try living with one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

280 Jim, you know I love you man, now pass the bourbon!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (7LXZS)

281 272: affirmative. they will burrow into your heart. they never leave. they're just not here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

282 If a Demoncrap were President this would just be a bad flu season...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (UUBmN)

283 The local company is working double 10 hour shifts, and GM project manager was there last weekend to learn the process.

Everyone involved was gung ho, full steam ahead.

Then, Inslee talked with the GM chick yesterday, and the knowledge transfer was put on hold.

Everyone working on the project was pissed.

Inslee was grandstanding.

Inslee is.a puke and a cokksukker.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 27, 2020 10:08 PM (sy5kK)

You know, I was wondering what CNN was going on about earlier this afternoon about how Trump was making promises that GM couldn't fulfill, and 'how can he do that?'

Makes perfect sense now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (m2EfB)

284 You're a hairstylist, with a boring life, and announcing that your are "genderqueer" is an attempt to appear more interesting.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2020 10:50 PM (I2/tG)
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School-aged white boys are now picking alternative genders to get themselves out of the intersectional cellar. Even if the have to vote to some nit too queer "gender" like unspecified or not-too-sexual, or something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (Eicbe)

285 We had to let our dog, Dory, go today as well. Hadrian, we stand to our glasses ready for our lost companions.
Posted by: Retief


My condolences.

Was she? named after Dory the fish in Finding Nemo?

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 27, 2020 10:59 PM (LPnfS)

286 274
These hospital ships are huge: 894 feet long. They're converted oil super tankers.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 10:56 PM (mhs6e)

They are something - designed intended for the role, not a converted ocean liner. They are intense platforms. I would guess that one of the amphibious helicopter carriers would also be a good hospital on a ton-per-bed ratio when you consider their roles.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:00 PM (xts8Z)

287 affirmative. they will burrow into your heart. they never leave. they're just not here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
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Very well said, chavez!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 27, 2020 11:00 PM (WFcrO)

288 268

Definitely. I don't know how I would have gotten through my grief without my faith and the Horde, of course. When I went back to see him right after he passed, the Scripture that went through my head was, 'To live is Christ and to die is gain.' That helped me. And knowing he knew how loved he was.

Posted by: jmel at March 27, 2020 11:00 PM (OeWgo)

289 287: thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

290 Good night all. Be blessed.

Even though I walk through the valley of trolls I shall not be concerned, the Lord is my banhammer.

Posted by: Kazi at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (0x00j)

291 Well put Tom. Preznit Polepleaser defaulted to overlooking it and the presstitutes covered for his affirmative action ass. There is a middle ground between ignoring and panicking. The dems and press are truly the enemies of this nation, and I hope that can remedied and rectified in the near future.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (9lL/B)

292 Yesterday in Ohio they said peak would likely be end of April/early May with 6,000 cases daily. Now they're saying later in May with 10,000 cases daily. Why such a change in one day? Regardless, I'm sure they're going to use that to say we need to be locked inside for infinity.
Posted by: AF

Because they can test more people, the case count will go up. But, will the hospital ization rate?

Posted by: Jean at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (B7KlG)

293 who knew NYC was full of Fox News watching Deplorables?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Gl2vL)
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That's what I said. Because the unthinkable alternative is that Rick Wilson is full of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Eicbe)

294 ..Jim, you know I love you man, now pass the bourbon!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (7LXZS)



*pours 1.75 ml "glass" of bourbon for Ben Had*


Much love backatcha! CHEERS!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

295 Hey t-bird, maybe I am a subversive.

I introduced an old girl friend (there's a space in there!) to it all last week. She finds out her sister is on board already. Ha, small world.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 11:02 PM (n6bs1)

296 I am so sorry Hadrian and Retief.

Posted by: AnnaS at March 27, 2020 11:02 PM (l4l/z)

297 We had junebugs all over the porch one year attracted to the light. A big snake was eating them like popcorn.
n.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:02 PM (nS+hx)

298 affirmative. they will burrow into your heart. they never leave. they're just not here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 10:58 PM (KP5rU)


I still think about my sweet mutt 45 years later.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 11:02 PM (Y8PSl)

299 Here is another Leela pic.

https://tinyurl.com/u3m56tv
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 09:54 PM (l9m7l)
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BC, what a beautiful cat! You have a real gift photographing your pets. So sorry for your loss. You must miss her terribly.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 27, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)

300 As I said above, Trump knows this - he gets it perhaps better than anyone. I'm eternally glad he's leading us now, he may be the only one who could have done it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 10:54 PM (V2Yro)

Tom, you make a good argument for that monstrosity that passed today.

If you're right, I just hope that we couple these measures with a Back To America movement for business.

The startup I work for plays in the respiratory space, and we're expecting big changes, due to current visibility. We're taking a big look at our supply chain, and moving as much production back here as possible - we can't move fast enough, for my liking.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:04 PM (m2EfB)

301 Can you resist?



https://tinyurl.com/rqspn5o

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:04 PM (xts8Z)

302 I would guess that one of the amphibious helicopter carriers would also be a good hospital on a ton-per-bed ratio when you consider their roles.

They have a big hospital.9

Posted by: Jean at March 27, 2020 11:05 PM (B7KlG)

303 hey are something - designed intended for the role, not a converted ocean liner.

No, the USNS Mercy was built as the SS Worth for transporting oil. Comfort started out as the tanker SS Rose City.

Someone had posted a picture of one of them next to an aircraft carrier, and it was barely smaller. That's why I looked that stuff up.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 11:06 PM (TQyCa)

304 I learned a new word today:

Termagant.

(It was used to describe Hillary, so you can imagine what it means.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

305 285 Was she? named after the fish in Finding Nemo?

She was, due to her curious but absent minded nature. She was a beagle, and made it 15 years, which is pretty good for her breed. She will be missed.

Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (yBQiw)

306 Hey! Insomniac's and Nurse Ratched's song came up on my youtube music...trail...chart...thingy



https://tinyurl.com/vjsvfek

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (xts8Z)

307 48 "You forgot Chop Fluy"

Wu Tang Clap
Posted by: some guy out west at March 27, 2020 10:02 PM (Jhqq9)

That's what you get from the Me Love You Long Time Massage Parlor.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (QMwOT)

308 As the mouse ears slowly rise above the wall's top, the sniper's rifle coughs discretely, once.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (Z4rgH)

309 The startup I work for plays in the respiratory space, and we're expecting big changes, due to current visibility. We're taking a big look at our supply chain, and moving as much production back here as possible - we can't move fast enough, for my liking.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:04 PM (m2EfB)

One of the major benefits of this crisis is that it will accelerate onshoring, due to the vivid recognition that having other countries as essential to your vital supply chains is a huge security and pandemic risk.

Also, everyone gets to do Lent this year. Cool!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:09 PM (IB++I)

310
I still think about my sweet mutt 45 years later.
Posted by: RickZ

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Dang. My grandmother has the collar and tags for a dog that died 45 years ago. She's moved twice in the past 30 years and both times she cried when she had to pack that dog collar. It still hangs in her room.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)

311 "weather models and virus models have a lot in common. Possibility of input error, model bias, human bias, etc."

The model that's screaming yuge tornado outbreak (known as the HRRR) is apparently the meteorological equivalent of the original Imperial College WuFlu study that prompted all these lockdowns/stay at home orders.

Posted by: Secret Square at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (9WuX0)

312 Dang. My grandmother has the collar and tags for a dog that died 45 years ago. She's moved twice in the past 30 years and both times she cried when she had to pack that dog collar. It still hangs in her room.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (XVuno)

313
I learned a new word today:

Termagant.

(It was used to describe Hillary, so you can imagine what it means.)
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Her latest tweet is a doozy. Maybe you've seen it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (G51Gf)

314 She was, due to her curious but absent minded nature.

And her ability to speak whale!

Again, my condolences.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:11 PM (LPnfS)

315 Good eveninf.

Prediction:

With the economy now currently shitting the bed, thanks in large part to government overreaction commanding it to do thus, it shall be soon learned that US greenhouse gas emissions will have been cut rather significantly.

This will result in all the enviroweenies who've been screaming how we have only ten years (nine years now, I think) left will make the claim that the world gained several years thus pushing back the inevitable Doomsday to like 2035 or some shit.

Moving along...

Guys?

I fucking hate people.

Anyway, gotta be up early.

This load isn't gonna drive itself!

Good night!

Posted by: Robert at March 27, 2020 11:11 PM (Zt7S+)

316 Blonde, I did.
"Hillary virtually defines the word termagant."
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

317 Her latest tweet is a doozy. Maybe you've seen it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (G51Gf)

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She's a love, isn't she?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:11 PM (XVuno)

318 We're supposed to have record high temperatures here in Florida. Beaches closed, so it'll be interesting to see what happens in the hoods and barrios.

Cops in Sarasota had to break up a block party in the hood, and while there was no violence the dindoos were hostile and not cooperative until a few mace bombs were delivered as a convincer.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

319 277 Well, if your economy can't handle what medieval economies did yearly, maybe your society ain't so strong.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 10:57 PM (IB++I)"

You toss that off in a way that tells me you don't understand how resilient medieval societies were, on matters of basic survival, and how unsuited we are. We've forgotten what generations before us took for granted. Even through the 1920's and 30's, most houses (even in cities) had chicken coops out back for meat and eggs, you didn't go to a store from them. The farmer you got milk from lived a little walk from you, you made your own dairy products, the women sewed clothes for the family, you got herbs from your own garden plot. There was no big interconnected society; but that meant when big things happened elsewhere, the people could still survive.

We now live in this huge interconnected machine that no one understands completely, and if we let it break down, it breaks down everywhere and all at once. We've taken risks we don't even understand. In many ways, Medieval folk were a lot smarter about survival than we are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 11:12 PM (V2Yro)

320 Cicero, Hil's heart needs a lot of blessing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)

321 She was, due to her curious but absent minded
nature. She was a beagle, and made it 15 years, which is pretty good for
her breed. She will be missed.





Posted by: Retief at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (yBQiw)

Aw, I just lost my beagle Sam last month. He was about three weeks away from turning 13.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 27, 2020 11:12 PM (6ofTb)

322 Alabama Governor Kay Ivy has ordered "non-essential" businesses to close at 5:00 PM Saturday.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 27, 2020 11:13 PM (qyH+l)

323 Charcoal skulls -- Want, but not for burning. And not at that price. Maybe I could carve a few.
**********

Hannah, when she runs out of butterflies, resorts to boiling bunnies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:13 PM (Z4rgH)

324

This is the hospital ship that was used as a hospital annex when I was in Long Beach in 1973.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Repose_(AH-16)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

325 Condolences for the loss of Dory, Retief.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 27, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

Seconded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 11:15 PM (miJU3)

326 312
Dang. My grandmother has the collar and tags for a dog that died 45
years ago. She's moved twice in the past 30 years and both times she
cried when she had to pack that dog collar. It still hangs in her room.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)





Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (XVuno)

When my parents moved, they finally got rid of the leash, collar, and food and water bowls for Cinder, our goofy Labrador-mutt that had died 21 years earlier. And it was still hard to do. And I still miss that dog. And I resist getting a pet because missing Cinder still hurts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:15 PM (xts8Z)

327
Y'know, if that last picture was a still from an actual Disney flick where their legacy characters sacked up, armed up, and started taking out all the dreck characters created since [ pick a date ], I'd go see that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:15 PM (pNxlR)

328 29 Welp, with Murica shut down, I've taken to noodling more names for the chink sick.

Xi Jinping Rung Fucking Ting
Conflucious
bamboo flu
rickshaw cough
Mao Tse Lung
shanghai fever
Lung-Tsu
Ginsu flu
Hunan Sicken

Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (9lL/B)

Moo Gu Gai Panic

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:15 PM (Vy7tf)

329 will this lead to long term problems? Of course, terrible ones - but you don't worry about the problem you might have 5 years from now when you're about to die tomorrow.

Then execute each and every person who had a decision role in crashing this economy.

You don't throw the world into a depression, stomping out civil Rights, then shrug your shoulders and walk off counting the billions you grifted from the system without consequences.

Or the people responsible for this purely demonic expression of Will to Power will do this again, and again.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 27, 2020 11:17 PM (C+evo)

330 We now live in this huge interconnected machine that no one understands completely, and if we let it break down, it breaks down everywhere and all at once. We've taken risks we don't even understand. In many ways, Medieval folk were a lot smarter about survival than we are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 11:12 PM (V2Yro)

yes
societies with lower tech levels and less specialization are much more self-reliant

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

331 As the mouse ears slowly rise above the wall's top, the sniper's rifle coughs discretely, once.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:08 PM (Z4rgH)

Just gonna leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJk1qmthd4&t=1159s

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:17 PM (BAsqb)

332
Blonde, I did.
"Hillary virtually defines the word termagant."
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

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She's a love, isn't she?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

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Just adorable. Here's a funny response:

"did the virus pay you $400k for a speech or something?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:17 PM (G51Gf)

333 "Hillary virtually defines the word termagant."

May she be pelted with moldy bread ... to the end of her days.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:18 PM (LPnfS)

334 Adriane, I was reading about the oubliette yesterday and how they work.

I'm not saying that's what I'd wish for Hillary, but sometimes it sure seems like what she'd deserve.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)

335 312 Dang. My grandmother has the collar and tags for a dog that died 45 years ago. She's moved twice in the past 30 years and both times she cried when she had to pack that dog collar. It still hangs in her room.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:10 PM (XVuno)

Her married name wasn't Bojangles, was it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 11:20 PM (V2Yro)

336 This is more of a rhetorical question, but I'm super curious to know the answer to this question:

What percentage of respiratory infections are transmitted in the following places?

1. In the home
2. In schools
3. In the workplace
4. In public

Seems half the country is on board with everyone being stuck for two-weeks in the home together in order to avoid all other situations at all costs. But I wouldn't be surprised that the lion's share of infections happen in the home and in grade-school. I note that Japan only shut down schools while somehow miraculously avoided a widespread outbreak. This policy seems more based on intuition than science (past experience).

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 27, 2020 11:21 PM (zqs/f)

337 Vin Scully delivers a message about Wuhan Flu as only he can

https://tinyurl.com/wzwgvaj

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 11:21 PM (qAR6u)

338 Morticia & Cicero

My last 2 dogs' ashes are in handsome, ENGRAVED urns on the mantel, & my sons understand they're going in the box with me. I trust them to do this. They're dutiful kids.

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Cssks)

339 Blonde, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

340 Coronavirus Rhapsody

https://youtu.be/8KPbJ0-DxTc

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:22 PM (G546f)

341 China has one time zone and no DST ever.

One of the few things the Chicoms got right.


We can do better. Go to Universal Time - No DST. all clocks around the globe read the same time. No more International Date Line.

Its just a social construct that the sun must be overhead at noon.

It sure as heck would simplify everything. The business starts at such and such time and closes at such and such time. The tele-conference will be at a certain time and no more conversions.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 27, 2020 11:23 PM (C+evo)

342 Charcoal skulls

The morons should take up a collection to buy a few for the Ewok the next time he posts a Burning Skull thread.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:23 PM (pPNCa)

343 One good thing about the virus...

Nissan is running their coronavirus zero percent financing ads instead of the Brie Larson vomit inducer

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2020 11:23 PM (qAR6u)

344 I'm not exactly sure the derivation of termagant as exoskeleton with stapled-over skin, but thanks for the trivia.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:23 PM (Eicbe)

345 328 29 Welp, with Murica shut down, I've taken to noodling more names for the chink sick.

Xi Jinping Rung Fucking Ting
Conflucious
bamboo flu
rickshaw cough
Mao Tse Lung
shanghai fever
Lung-Tsu
Ginsu flu
Hunan Sicken

Maybe I should stick to drinking bourbon.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 09:57 PM (9lL/B)

Moo Gu Gai Panic
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:15 PM (Vy7tf)


Peking Guck

Posted by: Splunge at March 27, 2020 11:23 PM (dOV9E)

346 328 Cicero

Those are clever.

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2020 11:24 PM (Cssks)

347 Ah-choo Mein

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)

348 mikey

If you are a leg man and don't mind Cole Porter tunes:

https://tinyurl.com/satin-and-silk

https://tinyurl.com/silk-stockings

In return for the Jeff Beck video a few nights ago.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (8HBLI)

349 My last 2 dogs' ashes are in handsome, ENGRAVED urns on the mantel, & my sons understand they're going in the box with me.

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Your sons should be relieved. If this was ancient Egypt, THEY would go in the box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (XVuno)

350
I resist getting a pet because missing Cinder still hurts.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special

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Innat something? Jim (of Galveston) talks about Harley, his irreplaceable cat gone these ten years. I had an irreplaceable cat that passed a few years ago. I'm about to change jobs to where I'll probably be able to have a cat again (no more long-distance travel) but I can't get over that last one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (G51Gf)

351 I actually have a brand-new Panda Express right near me that was lucky enough to have their grand opening a month ago, just in time for the great CV panic. Bet that franchise owner is loving life right now...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

352 china is asshole!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

353
Your sons should be relieved. If this was ancient Egypt, THEY would go in the box.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

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LOL!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:26 PM (G51Gf)

354
Her married name wasn't Bojangles, was it?
Posted by: Tom Servo

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No, it's just that I'm a poet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:27 PM (G51Gf)

355 Bet that franchise owner is loving life right now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)
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Wuhan Bat mysteriously disappears from the menu.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:27 PM (Eicbe)

356 Axeman, and it had the most delicious garlic sauce!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

357 Seems half the country is on board with everyone being stuck for two-weeks in the home together in order to avoid all other situations at all costs.

I went out today to get the mail from the P.O Box. Everyone that was 60 or older was carrying on like any other day, OTOH nearly every 30-something and younger was kitted up like they were going in to surgery.

Also, LEOs weren't patrolling and the highways were like Sunday mornings. I was able to easily and safely do 120+ mph for extended distances down highways that were usually creeping along at 20-30mph at that same time.

Quite a number of other people were 90+, while a considerable number of people on the surface roads were driving as if there was black ice.

Not sure what danger the Wuhan Panic has to do with overly cautious driving.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 27, 2020 11:28 PM (C+evo)

358 But I wouldn't be surprised that the lion's share of infections happen in the home and in grade-school.

Doctors' offices and hospitals are other places where a lot of germ-swapping happens.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:29 PM (pPNCa)

359 Uh oh. Just had a premonition of the next couple months:

April 2020: Asteroid smash
May 2020: Man-eating Aliens land and invade
June 2020: Humanity sez "that's it, I've had it, I'm outta here"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

360 Adriane, I was reading about the oubliette yesterday and how they work.

Waste of architecture ... Just put a bottle on the top shelf and remove the step stools.

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:30 PM (LPnfS)

361 Her married name wasn't Bojangles, was it?
Posted by: Tom Servo
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That dude could dunk!

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:30 PM (Eicbe)

362 Most transmission does occur in the home.

But you can't "lock down" or isolate people in institutional or public places, and there are a lot more people there to "share" things.

There are no magic bullets, or perfect choices.

Just a selection of sledgehammers.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 11:31 PM (El6T/)

363 Indianapolis has been ordered to shelter in place.

Might I suggest setting fire to 465 and keeping it lit until the Woo Hu Flu subsides?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:31 PM (Vy7tf)

364 Doctors' offices and hospitals are other places where a lot of germ-swapping happens.

Word of the day "nosocomial"

Posted by: 🐧 at March 27, 2020 11:32 PM (C+evo)

365 Not sure what danger the Wuhan Panic has to do with overly cautious driving.

Nobody wants to be in the path of a TP Hoarder racing to get to the nearest Costco.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:32 PM (pPNCa)

366 Just a selection of sledgehammers.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 11:31 PM (El6T/)

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No love for ingot tongs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:33 PM (XVuno)

367 indy should have sheltered in place ten years ago. dumbfucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

368 349 Cicero

Good point.

You know the story about Napier and the Indian "tradition" of throwing widows on funeral pyres ("suttee')?

"I will build a gallows next to your funeral pyre, and thus we will BOTH observe our 'traditions.'"

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2020 11:33 PM (Cssks)

369 April 2020: Asteroid smash
May 2020: Man-eating Aliens land and invade
June 2020: Humanity sez "that's it, I've had it, I'm outta here"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

May 2020: Man-eating Aliens land and invade

"Oh fuck! This meat is all tainted with coronavirus. Beam us up, Snotty."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 11:33 PM (miJU3)

370 Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (8HBLI)



Nice! The legs are the lead up to the full deal after all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (xts8Z)

371 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)

372 Also, LEOs weren't patrolling and the highways were like Sunday mornings. I was able to easily and safely do 120+ mph for extended distances down highways that were usually creeping along at 20-30mph at that same time."

I was driving down one of our main drags this evening, usually packed, it was deserted. I didn't do any high speeds, but at one point the lights flipped red a block ahead, and not seeing anyone after glancing around, I just said "fuggit" and sailed on through.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2020 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

373 371: marlon brando will explain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

374

Re the X22 stuff. I don't think I've ever talked about it, other than to poo-poo it. Now, Miley could've have accidentally used my laptop here and forgot to change the nic or something. And then there's another Publius, Publius Redux. I don't know if he has posted anything about it.

But, my opinion is that it is weapons grade tinfoil. No the era of central banking is not over. Donald Trump is not trying to destroy the central bank system of the world. Hell, his only complaint about the Fed was it was being to too tight. He's fine with it now.

There has been a Great Depression level shock to the US and world economy. Central banks are going YOLO to try to save it and prevent the Greater Depression.

Total world stimulus is about $12T, 5T fiscal and 7T from central banks. Uncle Sam and the Fed handled $2T and 4T of that. The ECB, BoE, and the others are handling the rest of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:35 PM (rCwaK)

375 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)


Mind your own business!

Posted by: Marlon Brando at March 27, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

376 Chavez beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

377 366 Just a selection of sledgehammers.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 27, 2020 11:31 PM (El6T/)

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No love for ingot tongs?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:33 PM (XVuno)

Spike maul. Once with the big end and twice with the little 'un.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yeah, i worked on the railroad, too. at March 27, 2020 11:36 PM (Vy7tf)

378 The bill Trump is about to sign puts the Fed under the control of the Treasury. It allows the Secretary of the Treasury to coin 1 trillion dollar coins from platinum to add to the treasury, which would be usury free. Kinda interesting.
It also calls for no later than January 2021 for the creation of digital wallets for every citizens, residents, and businesses whose domicile is in the US. Again, pretty interesting stuff. Bold strategy. Lets see how this plays out.

Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 11:36 PM (lBCgE)

379 376: steve!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)

380 the longer this quarantine goes on
the more boring the virus seems

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:37 PM (G546f)

381 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2020 11:25 PM (G51Gf)

I have this rocking chair we had at the old cottage. It has *gnaw* marks on the front of the runners because puppy Cinder would lie on the floor and teeth on the front of those runners.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:37 PM (xts8Z)

382 Lol. Studies show that Christians are more likely to obey the quarantine guidelines than atheists on the day that NYT had the op-ed that blames "anti-Science" Christians for the spread of the virus.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:37 PM (Eicbe)

383 Panda Express is all Corp owned, no franchises.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (Gl2vL)

384 vmom, this virus is the never-invited dinner guest who won't leave.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

385 Mind your own business!
Posted by: Marlon Brando at March 27, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

Guess I seet that one up pretty well. LOL

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (8HBLI)

386 Hotgas VIP, really? They use the same model Chick-Fil-A does then.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

387 Lol. Studies show that Christians are more likely to obey the quarantine guidelines than atheists on the day that NYT had the op-ed that blames "anti-Science" Christians for the spread of the virus.
Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:37 PM (Eicbe)

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Fuck the pathetic New York Times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (XVuno)

388 The bill Trump is about to sign puts the Fed under the control of the Treasury. It allows the Secretary of the Treasury to coin 1 trillion dollar coins from platinum to add to the treasury, which would be usury free.

Bullshit, bullshit, and bullshit. See my first post about this above. The Treasury is not taking over the Fed.

Treasury is not going to mint trillion dollar coins. And all monetized debt of Uncle Sam the Fed hold is "usury free" as it is, because the Fed returns all profit to the Treasury.

There is more nonsense, tinfoil, and outright feces slinging insanity about the central banking system that anything I've ever seen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:39 PM (rCwaK)

389 >>> 359 Uh oh. Just had a premonition of the next couple months:

April 2020: Asteroid smash
May 2020: Man-eating Aliens land and invade
June 2020: Humanity sez "that's it, I've had it, I'm outta here"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Americans who panic-bought TP and gubs have run out of TP, but not ammo, and now they're *really* pissed!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 27, 2020 11:39 PM (0ReGO)

390 *seet=teed

What a strange typo.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:40 PM (8HBLI)

391 Helena, let's hope!
It's rough to wipe your bum with ammo though :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

392 383 Panda Express is all Corp owned, no franchises.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 11:38 PM (Gl2vL

Pandas.

White bastards in black suits or black dudes wearing plantation-owner white?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yeah, i worked on the railroad, too. at March 27, 2020 11:40 PM (Vy7tf)

393 Speaking of shirtless

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/
1243708149149749248

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:40 PM (G546f)

394 Because of the beer virus, DEA has pulled its undercover interdiction teams from airports, train stations, bus stops & highway rest stops.

Disneyland for drug dealers!

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2020 11:41 PM (Cssks)

395 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)


Wolf is stockpiling butter for his own personal use as another reminder to the peasants that they can't have booze and other nice things.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:41 PM (pPNCa)

396 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)


Cream + mixer = butter ...

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:41 PM (LPnfS)

397 It is an exhilarating melancholy driving like a gangster down the NoVa corridors 80 mph. This shit has to end.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 11:42 PM (9lL/B)

398 Then, Inslee talked with the GM chick yesterday, and the knowledge transfer was put on hold. Everyone working on the project was pissed. Inslee was grandstanding. Inslee is a puke and a cokksukker. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Makes you wonder if the goal was to get the Prez to invoke Production Act. If so, meep, meep.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 27, 2020 11:42 PM (Ndje9)

399 Doctors' offices and hospitals are other places where a lot of germ-swapping happens.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:29 PM (pPNCa)


My two cardiologists' offices are in a hospital. I cancelled my appointments before they officially did. I received an email from the hospital that they are going 'virtual appointments' for now. Yeah, no. Not paying my co-pay to talk on the phone.

I'm going to have to have surgery within the next few months to replace my ICD; that surgery is not elective, unless I'm electing not to stay alive. I hope this lockdown/shutdown crap is over by then and the infection rate has dramatically dropped. If not, it would be a real Hobson's Choice: Not replace my ICD and die or have surgery and potentially get a killing virus as my degenerative heart disease has my immune system compromised.

I hate the interesting times we live in.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 11:43 PM (Y8PSl)

400 The spookiest thing about this whole CV mess?

The terrorists in the ME are taking notes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

401
Indianapolis has been ordered to shelter in place.

Except for these exceptions:

https://coronavirus.in.gov/2496.htm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (aKsyK)

402
Now, this "digital wallet" business. Another example of how the tinfoil hat crowd will take something and twist it into some sort of conspiracy.

There is a provision in there to use the Fed as a vehicle to get "cash to Americans" faster, using the Fed system rather than going through the usual Treasury check route.

THe US govt doesnt have an efficient way to get cash to the citizens directly. Imagine that.

The idea is for the Fed to be able to much more efficiently get the "digi-dollars" it creates into the checking accounts of the public.

That's all it is. Now, the reality of that seems a bit reckless. Helicopter money fast. But you don't need the tinfoil.

Criticize (or support) things based on reality, and not tinfoil hat level nonsense.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (rCwaK)

403 so what's the status with GM now?
making ventilators or not?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f)

404 I hate the interesting times we live in.
Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 11:43 PM (Y8PSl)


Air filter + UV lamp = no viruses ...

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (LPnfS)

405 I stopped caring about the debt long ago. It will never be paid back so whatevs. I

Also all my neighbors seem to be lolgfing our order to stay at home. Everyones car is gone during the day. Life is proceeding as usual.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 11:45 PM (Gl2vL)

406 Panda, it's what New Jersey Dems do.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:45 PM (Eicbe)

407 I bet if you got her drunk she would do wild things. Things that would shock you, scare you, dare you, and make you change names and move out of state afterwards. Because those intense, high-strung chicks, are something else.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet!

Ya got yerself some pretty weird fantasies youngster.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...more antisocial then normal at March 27, 2020 11:45 PM (4aS1x)

408 in regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)

Cream + mixer = butter ...
Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:41 PM (LPnfS)

That's right! Thanks.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (8HBLI)

409 publius

I've seen a lot of doom and gloom over coronavirus, but your earlier post indicates that our economy was teetering on the brink due to a drop in oil prices.

Am I misunderstanding this?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (s9Eo8)

410 {{{{Horde}}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (/UQ/R)

411 400: on a goat's ass. funny how isis and all their spun off pond scum disappeared from the daliy news. guess they aint shit no more.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

412 403 so what's the status with GM now?
making ventilators or not?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f)

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Luckily, they discovered that with a few hundred dollars in upgrades, Pontiac Aztecs can be easily converted into ventilators.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (XVuno)

413 WDS!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

414 $15 for skull charcoal is too much.

Carbonized skulls are more cheaper.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!!! at March 27, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

415
I've been astounded at what the Fed is doing, printers to ludicrous speed, and now the tinfoil makes me have to appear to be defending them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:48 PM (rCwaK)

416 {{{{{chavez}}}}}

How are you?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 27, 2020 11:48 PM (/UQ/R)

417 Miklos! Where u been?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 11:48 PM (9lL/B)

418 416: doing fine. and you?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

419 396 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)
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Same question, but with eggs. It's like they never existed.

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 27, 2020 11:49 PM (25pvc)

420 Miklos!

Your presence here will drive me to the point of insanity...

There. I'm insane.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 27, 2020 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

421 funny how isis and all their spun off pond scum disappeared from the daliy news. guess they aint shit no more.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
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I was thinking that we might have a media that seem to only be able to concentrate on one story at a time.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:49 PM (Eicbe)

422 qdp, worse, the PTB are taking notes...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 11:49 PM (9lL/B)

423 In my burg houses were selling within days, sometime, hours of being listed. Unless it was some crazy wish list price, buyers were paying asking price. Today I perused listings and saw 52 listings with price drops, which was virtually non existent 45 days ago. The shit is just starting.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 27, 2020 11:50 PM (Gl2vL)

424 >> but your earlier post indicates that our economy was teetering on the brink due to a drop in oil prices.

We are teetering on the brink in many was. This shutdown is a big one. Second quarter GDP will probably be Depression level drop. All this fiscal and monetary bukake is trying to stave that off, and keep it from accelerating.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:50 PM (rCwaK)

425 DLV, who are the PTB?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

426 Makes you wonder if the goal was to get the Prez to invoke Production Act. If so, meep, meep.





Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 27, 2020 11:42 PM (Ndje9)

It seems to me that playing "chicken" with Donald Trump leaves you in the middle of the road with a yellow line painted over you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:50 PM (xts8Z)

427 Carbonized skulls are more cheaper.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!!! at March 27, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

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That runs into money. How does a nice powder-coated skull strike you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:51 PM (XVuno)

428 Air filter + UV lamp = no viruses ...

Posted by: Adriane the Red Hat Critic ... at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (LPnfS)


Fresh air + UV lamps = Mom cured of TB back in '43-'44.

Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 11:51 PM (Y8PSl)

429 Good! Cooking lots....made Palm restaurant gigi salad tonight.....yumm!

Decided to revisit The Pacific......yikes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 27, 2020 11:52 PM (/UQ/R)

430 RickZ good luck wity the surgery
is that when they expect the battery to go or something?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:52 PM (G546f)

431 It seems like every big story is driven by specific wish that the DNC-media complex wants out of it, and they double down all the time that they can, trying to force the narrative outcome. And as a result all the other stories are booooring.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:53 PM (Eicbe)

432 gm signed their own death warrant today. mary is a hillary prototype. bankrupt their sorry ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

433 Miklos! Where u been?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Drinking like Magyar Viking, and lots of medical/technical writing work.

I'll accept the Fed money too, because they will want it back plus more, whether I get any or not.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' 1099 Federal Subsidy Farm (Organic, free-range, mikloslistically sourced) at March 27, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

434 Rare Exports: a Crhistmas Tate

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 10:34 PM (6rS3m)

What an odd and engrossing movie. Thanks!

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:53 PM (s9Eo8)

435 I hate the interesting times we live in.
Posted by: RickZ at March 27, 2020 11:43 PM (Y8PSl)

Air filter + UV lamp = no viruses ...


Florida Man (okay, Florida Politician) suggested blowing hot air from a hairdryer up your nose to kill the Woo-Woo virus. Needless to say, he got called some Florida Names on his FB page:

https://tinyurl.com/qwf5n2n

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (pPNCa)

436 It seems to me that playing "chicken" with Donald Trump leaves you in the middle of the road with a yellow line painted over you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:50 PM (xts8Z)
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Meep meep

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (Eicbe)

437 PTB = Powers That Be. Tinfoil hat, yes. Wrong, no.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (9lL/B)

438 419 396 In regard to the hoarding, why can't I find butter? What on earth are they hoarding butter for?
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:34 PM (8HBLI)
____________
Same question, but with eggs. It's like they never existed.
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 27, 2020 11:49 PM (25pvc)

This hoarding behavior is going to make for interesting studies. You can't save eggs forever. You don't use many (if any at all) to make bread. Same with butter. I wonder what social psychology will make of this insanity.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (8HBLI)

439 Had one of Mr. WDS's friends from hs call us tonight that lives in Evanston

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (/UQ/R)

440 People have rediscovered baking. It's like the ultimate comfort food, Paleo be damned. And it needs butter.

One of the reasons I've mentioned Gdonna's blog here is that she is trying to link back to the way people used to live. She doesn't have chickens or a big homestead but she gardens on what she has. I like that philosophy. I gotta roll back to the person I was, before life in suburbia.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 27, 2020 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)

441 well, you can freeze butter

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:55 PM (G546f)

442 435: andew gillum again? nice outie, bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

443 Lots of ads on various sites for porta-bidets.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

444 Anyone know how chemically close hydroxychloroquine is to G-23 paxilon hydrochlorate?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (xkSJa)

445 my biggest problem is that I'm gonna gain a quarantine fifteen from all this bored eating if I don't watch it
or maybe a quarantine quarenta

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (G546f)

446 That runs into money. How does a nice powder-coated skull strike you?
Posted by: Cicero

Powder paint coatings require N95 masks.

No can do.

Posted by: Miklos, doing Annual Planned Maintenance on the Tzampotli at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

447 This hoarding behavior is going to make for interesting studies. You can't save eggs forever. You don't use many (if any at all) to make bread. Same with butter. I wonder what social psychology will make of this insanity.
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (8HBLI)

It's not like the chickens quit laying, or the cows quit giving milk, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (miJU3)

448 Howdy all. How are you 0doing? I've been home since going to work to pick up my computer and shop since Tuesday. Guess I'll have to venture out tomorrow for work related things and groceries.

We're still in a county that has had no cases, West of Chicago. For any Illinois morons that want to see the progression by county go to saukvalleymedia.com and click on Chrono virus on the red line.

Posted by: Farmer at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (0Ap5D)

449 This hoarding behavior is going to make for
interesting studies. You can't save eggs forever. You don't use many (if
any at all) to make bread. Same with butter. I wonder what social
psychology will make of this insanity.
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (8HBLI)



Butter freezes well for a while

Not sure if anyone remembers anymore to do long term storage of eggs by coating them with lard or in water glass (sodium silicate)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (6rS3m)

450 Looks like Blanco found his/her million dollar idea ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

451 This hoarding behavior is going to make for interesting studies. You can't save eggs forever. You don't use many (if any at all) to make bread. Same with butter. I wonder what social psychology will make of this insanity.
Posted by: PennaLady at March 27, 2020 11:54 PM (8HBLI

Brined eggs are good for 6-8 weeks. Butter in the freezer good for years. I have hens and eggs are good 2 months in the fridge.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yeah, i worked on the railroad, too. at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (Vy7tf)

452 Because of the beer virus, DEA has pulled its undercover interdiction teams from airports, train stations, bus stops & highway rest stops.

Disneyland for drug dealers!

Posted by: mnw at March 27, 2020 11:41 PM (Cssks)


In Nevada, they will be dealing in hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin.

And probably, counterfeiting it too. Cuz drug dealers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (Z4rgH)

453 I just watched Roger Simon talking about Instapundit and the birth of PJ Media on RT Television of all places.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 27, 2020 11:58 PM (FTlwv)

454 Looks like Blanco found his/her million dollar idea ;-)

Not really...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 27, 2020 11:58 PM (xkSJa)

455 Criticize (or support) things based on reality, and not tinfoil hat level nonsense.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:44 PM (rCwaK)

I read that part of the bill. No more usury to global banking families on future money going into the treasury via platinum trillion dollar coins. The digital wallets are to get money in there faster. Paying zero usury on money going into the treasury is great fucking news. Fuck the Fed.

Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 11:58 PM (a5D9R)

456 Anyone know how chemically close hydroxychloroquine is to G-23 paxilon hydrochlorate?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (xkSJa)


Not terribly close, but you can use G-22 paxilon hydrochlorate to clean aquariums in a pinch

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 11:58 PM (6rS3m)

457 Cicero, scientists once froze for months and then thawed out a still-living hen, but all the eggs it laid after that were freeze-dried.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

458 Mat Best and the BRCC crew's new song Quarantine.
https://youtu.be/I3xpRZITi2w

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (SfYbS)

459 i quit dealing too early.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

460 There is more nonsense, tinfoil, and outright feces slinging insanity about the central banking system that anything I've ever seen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 27, 2020 11:39 PM (rCwaK)

I read the bill. Full stop.

Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (a5D9R)

461 Blanco, we'd like to introduce you to Walter White. Walter, Blanco...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

462 You can can up butter. I bought a can of NZ butter at Christmas. For eggs, you make noodles and dry them. I got a good deal on milk before the madness so I make yougurt. I've been giving some to the dogs in the morning too.

There's actually some interest in canning and preserving food amongst young folks. It tends to be in smaller batches.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (Lqy/e)

463 Not terribly close, but you can use G-22 paxilon hydrochlorate to clean aquariums in a pinch

The knowledge base here is simply amazing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (xkSJa)

464 Anyone know how chemically close hydroxychloroquine is to G-23 paxilon hydrochlorate?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (xkSJa)

I wonder if it would be possible to safely separate the chloroquine out of that fish tank cleaner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (miJU3)

465 RickZ good luck wity the surgery
is that when they expect the battery to go or something?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:52 PM (G546f)


Yes. The battery life is just over 5 years and they don't like to wait until the last minute to change it out because if I get shocked, that chews up battery life. My first ICD was replaced after just over 4 years because of the 9 recorded shocks with that device. Only one shock with the current device. I think of that as an improvement/win-win. The ablation I had in 2018 probably helped with the reduced number of shocks.

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

466 Cicero, scientists once froze for months and then thawed out a still-living hen, but all the eggs it laid after that were freeze-dried.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)

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This bodes ominously for Walt Disney's frozen head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (XVuno)

467 446 That runs into money. How does a nice powder-coated skull strike you?
Posted by: Cicero

Powder paint coatings require N95 masks.

No can do.
Posted by: Miklos, doing Annual Planned Maintenance on the Tzampotli at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yeah, i worked on the railroad, too. at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (Vy7tf)

468 >> I read that part of the bill.

Uh uh. Quote me the trillion dollar coin provision.

I won't be holding my breath....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (rCwaK)

469 Okay, I warned you I'd be back and I sort-of em.

Back at #86, my previous comment.

So, where are we now, maybe in the 200s?


hahahhahaha ruuuukkkk

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 28, 2020 12:01 AM (Sr48m)

470 Two seconds after the trillion dollar coin is minted, China will steal it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

471

I put my faith in the powers that be.
Joe Public, that's me.

https://youtu.be/pWl7WqEjJx8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (aKsyK)

472 Blanco, we'd like to introduce you to Walter White. Walter, Blanco...

You do realize I was just in Albuquerque in December?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (xkSJa)

473 Anyone know how chemically close hydroxychloroquine is to G-23 paxilon hydrochlorate?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

An anagram for paxilon hydrochlorate is "xylophone roach lid art", if that helps.

Posted by: Miklos, Emulating Lei Feng at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

474 I think Hannah is kinda cute. Maybe she is a scientist and the microwaving is some sort of specimen preservation procedure.

Posted by: RTW at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (jJlJu)

475 The BBQ skulls are a nice touch.

Meanwhile had the first batch of vandals in the neighborhood last night. Time for the 42nd Street militia to upgrade to DEFCON 4.

But I really want to BBQ with those skulls.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (axyOa)

476 Blanco, so then you've already met! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

477 Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?

Yes, but it is recommended to wait until after the user is done with the skull.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:03 AM (xkSJa)

478 Miss Fanny seems fine tonight. Has been drinking water and did the usual in the cat box. She's had lots of pets so I think we are all going to get some sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2020 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

479 Intertubes buried the body!



https://tinyurl.com/wqeybwa

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:03 AM (xts8Z)

480 Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?

Yes, but it is recommended to wait until after the user is done with the skull.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:03 AM (xkSJa)


Details schmeetails!

Posted by: Hillary at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (L2ZTs)

481 it's morbidly interesting to see the varied death rate by state
NY has 46K cases, 600 deaths
Louisi has 2700 cases, 119 deaths - high
Washington is probably highest rate I guess 3700, 175 deaths - I guess because of the nursing home?
PA has 2200 cases, 22 deaths

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (G546f)

482 *peeks in*

Nope.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (PkVlr)

483 The knowledge base here is simply amazing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:00 AM (xkSJa)


The word you are looking for is either "fabulous" or "fantastic"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (6rS3m)

484 Two seconds after the trillion dollar coin is minted, China will steal it.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not if I get there first.

Posted by: Carmen SanDiego at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (SfYbS)

485 s a professional politician for over 50 years and as your 57th Vice President in the Obama Administration I want to say I know more about covid47 than most of you. Wait, something is coming of the my left teleprompter. Oh, I mean the 47th Vice President. I get the 57 states mixed up with the 47th Vice President. I tend to mix up 47 and 57 at my age. Importantly, I have consulted with Dr Dean. And, he saying "out of an abundance of caution" we should ban all republican and military personnel from voting for the next two years - they never vote for the donkys anyway. I agree! It's a necessary medical safety precaution to help my campaign and save my children! Remember, Vote for Joe Bumbler Biden and vote early and often. Good night.

Posted by: Joe Bumbling Biden at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (ZA5QI)

486 Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
-------

I always assumed that was electroplate?

Perhaps the shoes soaked in some electrolyte, then plated?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (xSo9G)

487 451 Brined eggs are good for 6-8 weeks. Butter in the freezer good for years. I have hens and eggs are good 2 months in the fridge.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Yeah, i worked on the railroad, too. at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (Vy7tf)

Do you think the hoarders are doing these things? And if so, why are they cleaning the place out every day? It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (8HBLI)

488 482 *peeks in*

Nope.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (PkVlr)

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Don't leave!

I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (XVuno)

489 place is a one trick pony tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

490 Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

May I interest you in our line of Custom Drinking Vessels?

Bronze is our most affordable option.

Posted by: Miklosian Tzampotli Artisanal Craft Beer Mugs, an SBA certified Miklos-owned Small Business at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

491 Old Rodney Dangerfield joke:

"My dad, he didn't like me. He tried to have my baby shoes bronzed while I was still wearing them!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

492
I just watched Roger Simon talking about Instapundit and the birth of PJ Media on RT Television of all places.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


PJ Media has VIP content now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:06 AM (aKsyK)

493 Not sure if anyone remembers anymore to do long term storage of eggs by coating them with lard or in water glass (sodium silicate)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2020 11:57 PM (6rS3m)

It is interesting. Until a couple of weeks ago, I never realized that a lot of cooking was really about preserving foodstuffs.

Example: Want to preserve eggs? add flour and make pasta, which keeps for ages.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 28, 2020 12:06 AM (s9Eo8)

494 Nope.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 28, 2020 12:04 AM (PkVlr)

was it me?
I'm sorry!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 28, 2020 12:07 AM (G546f)

495 The Pandemic was caused by Panda Express doing what they were Expressly forbidden to do.

They served up genuine Panda on the menu. The ecofreaks went nuts, it was Pandamoneum.

Now, their P.R. team is doing their best to help calm things down, but they're just Pandering to us.

It's un-bearable. They're trying to Bamboo-zle us. I think there's more trouble bruin, for sure.

And all while their Corporate Suits just fly in, sampling what few things remain on the menu. Mostly, they just eat shoots and leaves.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 12:07 AM (QzJWU)

496 I've been in something my mom calls "The Russian Misery" today. It's basically a mix of profound sadness and bloodthirsty rage.

I can usually steer clear of it. Not today.

Anyway, it's horrible.

But then, I saw the beloved girl cradling the other daughter and grinning and it instantly evaporated. I should have done all of this long before the Misery led me down my crazy ass path.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2020 12:08 AM (II2Y0)

497 Jim musta drank his Ovaltine this morning

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

498 The word you are looking for is either "fabulous" or "fantastic"
Of course. I sit corrected.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:09 AM (xkSJa)

499 by popular non-request, a versical webwork

After negotiating the price, she led me up to her room, where she burst out singing...



I'm not wearing anything but gloves, baby.
That's one thing I've hoarded plenty of, baby.

When we're close, if it's gross,
You just need to ask

Like a nurse, Safety first,
I'll wear my protective mask

Gee, I'd like to see you looking well, baby
Go outside and not think you're in hell, baby

'Til that lucky day you know darned well, baby,
I'm not wearing anything but gloves.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 28, 2020 12:09 AM (Sr48m)

500 I just watched Roger Simon talking about Instapundit and the birth of PJ Media on RT Television of all places.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

PJ Media has VIP content now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Vladimir I. Putin?

Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at March 28, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

501 497: something like that. damn!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2020 12:10 AM (KP5rU)

502 I still have sauerkraut I started back in August. It doesn't age much in quart jars in the fridge. It is still crunchy too.


Of course, after a steady diet of sauerkraut, lots of things appear more appealing

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:12 AM (6rS3m)

503 my biggest problem is that I'm gonna gain a quarantine fifteen from all this bored eating if I don't watch it
or maybe a quarantine quarenta

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:56 PM (G546f)


I'm actually down a couple of pounds. I changed my eating habits nearly a year ago, and I ain't going back to fat-fat, as whoopi would say.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 12:12 AM (Z4rgH)

504 I remember the owners of Panda Express. They were a client of my firm when they had one restaurant, Panda Inn, in Glendale, CA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno)

505 {{{{YD}}}}

Blessings to you and your family!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 28, 2020 12:13 AM (/UQ/R)

506 I always assumed that was electroplate?

Perhaps the shoes soaked in some electrolyte, then plated?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 12:05 AM (xSo9G)

I think the drill was: spray shoes with shellac or varnish, dip in powdered graphite, let shellac dry, burnish graphite with brushes or rags to lay the flakes down and achieve electrical continuity; then electroplate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:13 AM (miJU3)

507 496
I've been in something my mom calls "The Russian Misery" today. It's basically a mix of profound sadness and bloodthirsty rage.



I can usually steer clear of it. Not today.



Anyway, it's horrible.



But then, I saw the beloved girl cradling the other daughter and
grinning and it instantly evaporated. I should have done all of this
long before the Misery led me down my crazy ass path.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2020 12:08 AM (II2Y0)


Long winters alleviated by vodka can be very hard. That is why, I think, that Easter was important in the Orthodox religion; it was spring, and the light was growing, and things were getting warmer, and you could get your stir-crazy self outside and walk around and around and around and stare up at the sunlight the sunlight the sunlight so much light...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:13 AM (xts8Z)

508 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Jim, The Grand Pandajandrum



That is just pandaring.

Posted by: Inscrutable Miklos at March 28, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

509 699 by popular non-request, a versical webwork

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 28, 2020 12:09 AM (Sr48m)

That's absolute art right there. Bravo! Encore! Author, author!

Posted by: PennaLady at March 28, 2020 12:15 AM (8HBLI)

510 I think the drill was: spray shoes with shellac or varnish, dip in powdered graphite, let shellac dry, burnish graphite with brushes or rags to lay the flakes down and achieve electrical continuity; then electroplate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:13 AM (miJU3)

--------

That's how I did my dead guinea pig.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)

511 That's how I did my dead guinea pig.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)

was it dead before you did?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G546f)

512 'Til that lucky day you know darned well, baby,
I'm not wearing anything but gloves.
Posted by: mindful webworker

"I can give you anything but gloves, baby..."

Posted by: Miklos, low on TP, have ot make my own like Grandpa Miklos at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

513
The hoarding item that drives me nuts is yeast.

I bake all my own bread, I ran out of yeast after about a year (I buy huge supplies at a go) and needed some more.

I truly believe that 95% of the people hoarding yeast -- there is not a packet or jar to be found -- don't know how to use it. And I'm sitting here STARVING.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)

514 Just got back from a midnight run to Safeway. Still no toilet paper but the bread shelves were 40% stocked and there was even some ramen noodles of the less popular flavor to be found. Good sign!

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 12:18 AM (zqs/f)

515 That's how I did my dead guinea pig.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)

It's Uberdermy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:18 AM (miJU3)

516 Let's hope Sloe Bidin' doesn't find Herbert West. Fucker could gain some traction with a live body.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 12:18 AM (9lL/B)

517 Jim is clearly following Muldoon's advice RE: puns. Practice often and early.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2020 12:18 AM (axyOa)

518 That's how I did my dead guinea pig.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:16 AM (XVuno)

was it dead before you did?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G546f)

---------

It had lost the will to live. Put it that way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:18 AM (XVuno)

519 Serious Cat, actually...
Ramen noodles are all the same flavor. It's just the flavor of the included seasoning packet that changes. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

520 Cicero, that guinea pig will be waiting for you in the afterlife :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

521 That's how I did my dead guinea pig.
Posted by: Cicero

Your car should be easy to spot.

Posted by: Miklos, preferring Mardi Gras beads (disinfected, of course) at March 28, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

522 Now for something really obscure, silly, and fun:




https://tinyurl.com/y68lwdh8

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:20 AM (xts8Z)

523
I truly believe that 95% of the people hoarding yeast -- there is not a packet or jar to be found -- don't know how to use it. And I'm sitting here STARVING.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)


Start or get a sourdough culture?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 12:20 AM (Z4rgH)

524 Good night y'all! Be safe! Be well! Be better!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....Coloradomorondezvous2020 at March 28, 2020 12:21 AM (/UQ/R)

525 Start or get a sourdough culture?
Posted by: GnuBreed

Don't give Gwynneth Paltrow any ideas!!!

Posted by: Miklos, surprised that he even knows who that might be at March 28, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

526 The Montana shutdown is the essence of one-size-fits-all idiocy, and viral Team-D opportunism. "Spatium socialis" could be the state motto. They might as well buy 1.2 million tents and give each Montanan 90 acres of safe space. Mathematically, they could do that, and it is not the dumbest math I've observed in recent weeks.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 28, 2020 12:23 AM (rUpwv)

527 Good news: the state of Montana is about to become entirely sterilized
Bad news: by the Yellowstone caldera

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)

528 477 Can skulls be dipped in molten bronze? Like baby shoes in the 60's?

Yes, but it is recommended to wait until after the user is done with the skull.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 28, 2020 12:03 AM (xkSJa)

Dip mine. I'm not using it!

Posted by: Paste-eatin' joe at March 28, 2020 12:26 AM (Vy7tf)

529 You can freeze eggs, too; you just crack them into baggies and freeze them flat. I usually do it in batches of 2 eggs and a few 3 eggs per baggie, since most recipes I make call for 2 eggs. Lasts about 6 months; if I don't have any need for them before they start getting old, I just start making a ton of omelets. (We have hens, as does everyone around us, and are usually over run with eggs.)

I doubt that's what the hoarders are doing; I imagine it's people wanting to have things on hand to make a cheap meal in anticipation of being laid off soon. Keeps them from having to immediately eat what they buy or already have for long term storage.

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 28, 2020 12:26 AM (vyQm2)

530 I expect there will be a lot of bankruptcy filings after these hoarders realize they're being charged 22 percent interest on the stuff they hoarded once the canned food passes its "sell by" date and they've thrown it out. I guess that will be "Bail Out Part LXX: For the Credit Card Lenders."

Posted by: PennaLady at March 28, 2020 12:26 AM (8HBLI)

531 Blonde Morticia, ask a bakery if you can have some?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 28, 2020 12:26 AM (G546f)

532 Now for something really obscure, silly, and fun:

https://tinyurl.com/y68lwdh8
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:20 AM (xts8Z)

Three years earlier, fun video. I'm sure I've been in that pub, back in the day:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzocrN1zUE8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:27 AM (miJU3)

533 Now - on the obscure, silly, and fun video I linked...



It was early '80's and they expected that any listener would understand 'I feel like Jonah in the belly of the whale' that listeners would catch the reference.



I don't expect that today.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:27 AM (xts8Z)

534 So does anyone think they'll be another round of stimulus checks in a month or two?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)

535 I truly believe that 95% of the people hoarding
yeast -- there is not a packet or jar to be found -- don't know how to
use it. And I'm sitting here STARVING.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)

have you tried potato sourdough starter? Otherwise I will share some out my freezer with you.

I use minimal amounts of dried yeast, about a pinch, because I let my starter work for about a day before mixing it to dough

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:28 AM (6rS3m)

536 525 Start or get a sourdough culture?
Posted by: GnuBreed

Don't give Gwynneth Paltrow any ideas!!!
Posted by: Miklos, surprised that he even knows who that might be at March 28, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

Tuna yeast potpourri
Nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2020 12:28 AM (aA3+G)

537 Barrel time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2020 12:29 AM (aA3+G)

538 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:29 AM (6rS3m)

539 Morning, EST Horde people and evening to everyone else.

Got called a white supremacist in a local FB group today for saying our PM is an idiot for sending medical supplies to a Communist government with a terrible track record for doing the right thing for its people. Doesn't bother me other than I own a business and I don't need that shit.

Considering responding by saying I was almost positive that person wasn't a pedophile, although I'd never heard him say he DIDN'T like to diddle kids.

Prolly not the best idea.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (VRTwp)

540 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)

541 Three years earlier, fun video. I'm sure I've been in that pub, back in the day:



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is that your yellowed, faded unpaid bar tab in the frame behind the bar?

Posted by: Or it could be another Miklos artifact, which will be worth money, you betcha at March 28, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

542 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)

---------

BURN THE WITCH!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:31 AM (XVuno)

543 It was early '80's and they expected that any listener would understand 'I feel like Jonah in the belly of the whale' that listeners would catch the reference.



I don't expect that today.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

C'mon, man.

We all remember burning sensations.

Posted by: Joe, Stay at Home Candidate at March 28, 2020 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

544
Still waiting for that trillion dollar coin text in the stimulus bill.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

545 Barrel time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2020 12:29 AM (aA3+G)

Whew! Thought it was me.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 28, 2020 12:35 AM (8HBLI)

546 Is that your yellowed, faded unpaid bar tab in the frame behind the bar?
Posted by: Or it could be another Miklos artifact, which will be worth money, you betcha at March 28, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

Naw. I never ran a tab. Cash on the barrelhead, every round.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:35 AM (miJU3)

547 I am tired of being PC, and it is a pretty cool song

And the singer is probably quite coked up

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=hFrDuPhrs-k

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:36 AM (6rS3m)

548 Still waiting for that trillion dollar coin text in the stimulus bill.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

It's in the emanations and penumbras.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:36 AM (miJU3)

549 540 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)

Proof the Constitution es Morte.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2020 12:36 AM (NgKpN)

550 qdp, Yellowstone caldera might be the sanest place to be.

Also, RI getting tough. You go girl!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 12:37 AM (9lL/B)

551 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:27 AM (miJU3)



Now that was obscure, silly, and fun! Thanks, AOP!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:37 AM (xts8Z)

552 I didn't have any trouble finding eggs or butter this afternoon at the grocery. Actually, everything I needed was available.

Arby's was doing a hell of a business too - fish sammiches flying out the drive thru window.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2020 12:37 AM (Y4EXg)

553 513 Blonde M
That's crazy, no-yeast? I'll have to go check on cars it's probably out of date. But I'm also amazed at all these people buying flour and sugar, what the f*** they're really going to start baking?

Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2020 12:38 AM (0Ap5D)

554 540 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)

That's just sound public policy, pandemic or not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 12:38 AM (NWiLs)

555 Barrel time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


"Love in the Time of the Barrel Plague Years", a new novel by the master of magical ONT realism, Gabriel Garcia-Ocasio Miklos

Posted by: Book of the Month Club, also Columbia House records at March 28, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

556 Arby's was doing a hell of a business too - fish sammiches flying out the drive thru window.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2020 12:37 AM (Y4EXg)

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Flying fish?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:38 AM (XVuno)

557 The time home with the kids has been awesome, though. My daughters have been baking with me and cooking with my wife, and I have introduced them to Schoolhouse Rock. Beats the shit out of the local commie curriculum.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:39 AM (VRTwp)

558 Considering responding by saying I was almost positive that person wasn't a pedophile, although I'd never heard him say he DIDN'T like to diddle kids. 

Prolly not the best idea.

Posted by: TheHoser 

I say let 'er rip. It's a new Age of Aquarius, bitches!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 12:39 AM (9lL/B)

559
Flying fish?
Posted by: Cicero

---

Birdshot takes them down without too much damage.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2020 12:40 AM (Y4EXg)

560 Still waiting for that trillion dollar coin text in the stimulus bill.....

Posted by: publius,

They're just looking for somebody to hold on to it. Quiet like.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking about Twain's "The Million Pound Bank Note" at March 28, 2020 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

561
Got called a white supremacist in a local FB group today for saying our PM is an idiot for sending medical supplies to a Communist government with a terrible track record for doing the right thing for its people.

Posted by: TheHoser

======

If the flame-thrower was given free travel and expenses to go deliver the supplies xerself, I wonder xe'd say.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:41 AM (G51Gf)

562 Glad you're back, Miklos. Keeping track of your nics is like running a 3 minute mile.

Posted by: Drink Like James Fixx, Viking at March 28, 2020 12:43 AM (9lL/B)

563 I truly believe that 95% of the people hoarding yeast -- there is not a packet or jar to be found -- don't know how to use it. And I'm sitting here STARVING.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)


It's the 'kill the girlfriend who broke up with you' syndrome. If I can't have you, no one can. Basic narcissistic greed.

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)

564
Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe

=======

D'ya hear that, Arizona, Nevada, and Oregon??? (If you see where I'm coming from.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:43 AM (G51Gf)

565 Birdshot takes them down without too much damage.

Posted by: Tonypete

If the choke is set for good groupers.

Posted by: Miklos, it is late perhaps at March 28, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

566 When do I get my coin in the mail?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:44 AM (aKsyK)

567 566 When do I get my coin in the mail?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:44 AM (aKsyK)

I think you have to be 30 days sober first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

568 They're just looking for somebody to hold on to it. Quiet like.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking about Twain's "The Million Pound Bank Note" at March 28, 2020 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)


The Twain thread was this morning

Sorry about that.


Mark Twain, for whatever blessings or curses he was, was a fantastic prosist, and possibly the first modern American troll.

Not the one that cusses on bulletin boards, but the one that acts a bit thick and makes everyone else turn themselves inside out dealing with the stupid.

see: Jim Blaine and His Grandfather's Ram

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 12:46 AM (6rS3m)

569 Glad you're back, Miklos. Keeping track of your nics is like running a 3 minute mile.
Posted by: Drink Like James Fixx, Viking

"The Three Minute Miklosnic Manager"

It was pretty popular in the 80s.

Posted by: Miklos, former synchronisitic paradigm shifting Business idiot jargon shifter at March 28, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

570 First time I've ever caught up to an ONNT thread, and I'm drunk off my ass.


G'night Morons.

Lurke yaz tomorrow.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2020 12:47 AM (VcFUs)

571 Oh, he's a weaselly little bitch of a man. I feel bad for him because if you try to engage in substantive conversations with him, he quickly gets outwitted and does shit like that.

Bothers me more than it should.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:47 AM (VRTwp)

572 Jeet Sweezus, thank dog for no Zappa today.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2020 12:48 AM (VcFUs)

573 409 publius

I've seen a lot of doom and gloom over coronavirus, but your earlier post indicates that our economy was teetering on the brink due to a drop in oil prices.

Am I misunderstanding this?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:46 PM (s9Eo

The oil war is a huge shock - all by itself it might have caused a recession, but coming at the same time as the virus scare, it guaranteed that this would be a catastrophic event.

Trump and his team also recognize this as a problem - now that the immediate problem has been dealt with, at least for a time, he is beginning to talk about options to stabilize the oil business here. Steep tariffs on all imported oil are one possibility, there are other things being discussed. Trump realizes that it is NOT in America's interest to let every shale oil producer in texas & the rest of the country go bankrupt, which will happen if he doesn't act to stop it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 12:48 AM (V2Yro)

574 When do I get my coin in the mail?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

After you complete the set of Commemorative Plates.

Posted by: Miklos, from the Franklin Mint at March 28, 2020 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

575 It's the 'kill the girlfriend who broke up with you' syndrome. If I can't have you, no one can. Basic narcissistic greed.
Posted by: RickZ
--------

"I kilt her cuz I luved her."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 12:49 AM (xSo9G)

576 Now that was obscure, silly, and fun! Thanks, AOP!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 28, 2020 12:37 AM (xts8Z)

Doug and the Slugs, a Vancouver band, were huge in Canada in the early '80's. Fun songs, very literate lyrics. They also did some very fine straight ballads. Doug Bennett died tragically young in 2004, only 53.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:49 AM (miJU3)

577 575 It's the 'kill the girlfriend who broke up with you' syndrome. If I can't have you, no one can. Basic narcissistic greed.
Posted by: RickZ
--------

"I kilt her cuz I luved her."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 12:49 AM (xSo9G)

I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

578
That's crazy, no-yeast? I'll have to go check on cars it's probably out of date. But I'm also amazed at all these people buying flour and sugar, what the f*** they're really going to start baking?
Posted by: Farmer

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NO YEAST. I think it goes with the flour and sugar hoarders -- like they think they're going to be pumping water out of the well and chopping wood to make a fire to cook with. Hell no they don't know jack about baking and they won't start now. I bet homeless shelters will see massive donations in about two months.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 28, 2020 12:50 AM (G51Gf)

579 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)


Hey, Governor Fredo The Elder, I hear they're selling ventilators in Rhode Island cheap. Better get your ass over there PDQ. Make sure you use a motorcade to announce your arrival.

/One problem solved.

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2020 12:50 AM (Y8PSl)

580 It was pretty popular in the 80s.
Posted by: Miklos
----

When people used paper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 12:50 AM (xSo9G)

581 ..When do I get my coin in the mail?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:44 AM (aKsyK)



Order it from The Franklin Mint. I dare you.

They make mail from the NRA look like the Christmas newsletter from the Griswald Family.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

582 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Happy Friday, although every day feels like Friday lately. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

583 If you can believe it, AOP, about the only Canadian band I knew when I moved here from the States was Doug & The Slugs. My friend's mom (I had a huge crush on her) was from Vancouver and was playing them one day. I thought it was Huey Lewis.

I had no idea he was dead. Man, that sucks.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:52 AM (VRTwp)

584 Right there wif ya, Bif. Guess that 3*Four Roses = a dozen roses was a bit much. Shit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 12:53 AM (9lL/B)

585 I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Posted by: Insomniac

I am no lawyer, but I think I'd keep that part out of the divorce hearing. Or probate.

Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your state or province at March 28, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

586 130 OKAY FRIENDS I have an 8.5 oz bottle of aloe vera gel and a 32 oz bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol-



what is the recipe for home made hand sanitizer?



Thanks in advance.

Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)
---
late, as i was eating dinner and chatting with Herself.

you can't make hand sanitizer out of 70% Isopropyl, or even commercially available ethanol, unless you have access to ethanol over 160 proof. you also need hydrogen peroxide and glycerin. Isopropyl needs to be at least 80%, which, IIRC, they don't make, so you need 90%, and then there is pharmacy math involved as well.

see FDA web page for details:

https://www.fda.gov/media/136118/download

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 28, 2020 12:54 AM (vwf8z)

587 G'night qdpsteve. Sleep well.

Posted by: PennaLady at March 28, 2020 12:54 AM (8HBLI)

588 Good lord it's pouring here in Northern Illinois. They mentioned some rain but nothing like this. Yeah I'm sure this global warming Is all right, that we're going to die because the temperature raises 2 tenths of an inch or something. Effing idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2020 12:54 AM (0Ap5D)

589 When people used paper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Well, it is a little more absorbant than plastic.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 12:55 AM (9lL/B)

590 Is that the GNR song where Axl says, "Take that to heart!" right at the end?

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:55 AM (VRTwp)

591 Flying fish?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 12:38 AM (XVuno)

Every flying fish hunter has a good water spaniel.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at March 28, 2020 12:55 AM (Vy7tf)

592 If you can believe it, AOP, about the only Canadian band I knew when I moved here from the States was Doug & The Slugs. My friend's mom (I had a huge crush on her) was from Vancouver and was playing them one day. I thought it was Huey Lewis.

I had no idea he was dead. Man, that sucks.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:52 AM (VRTwp)

Huey Lewis and the News was another fine band. I thought they worked a similar niche to Doug and the Slugs, good rocking bands in an era of synth pop and New Wave crap. Like Flock of Shithawks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 12:57 AM (miJU3)

593 If you can believe it, AOP, about the only Canadian band I knew when I moved here from the States was Doug & The Slugs.


Apparently Martha and her Muffins escaped your attention.

Posted by: Miklos, on Echo Beach at March 28, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

594 I had to put her 
Six feet under 
And I can still hear her complain 
Posted by: Insomniac 

I am no lawyer, but I think I'd keep that part out of the divorce hearing. Or probate.

Posted by: Miklos

DENIED!

Posted by: Drink Like Judge Roy Snyder  at March 28, 2020 12:58 AM (9lL/B)

595 I have become a big fan of Chilliwack also. Seems like Canadian bands can be a bit more eccentric and get away with it.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 12:58 AM (VRTwp)

596 I had to put her 
Six feet under 
And I can still hear her complain 
Posted by: Insomniac
I am no lawyer, but I think I'd keep that part out of the divorce hearing. Or probate.
Posted by: Miklos


DENIED!

Posted by: Drink Like Judge Roy Snyder  at March 28, 2020 12:59 AM (9lL/B)

597 I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Posted by: Insomniac
I am no lawyer, but I think I'd keep that part out of the divorce hearing. Or probate.
Posted by: Miklos


DENIED!

Posted by: Drink Like Judge Roy Snyder  at March 28, 2020 12:59 AM (9lL/B)

598 >> When do I get my coin in the mail?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 12:44 AM (aKsyK)

I think you have to be 30 days sober first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 12:46 AM (NWiLs)

There's always a catch.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 12:59 AM (Z4rgH)

599 I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Posted by: Insomniac
I am no lawyer, but I think I'd keep that part out of the divorce hearing. Or probate.
Posted by: Miklos

DENIED!

Posted by: Drink Like Judge Roy Snyder, Springfield Court  at March 28, 2020 12:59 AM (9lL/B)

600 Whoa, Pixy! Easy, Girl!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:01 AM (9lL/B)

601 Well, it is a little more absorbant than plastic.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

If this toilet paper situation don't clear up, Ima corner the market on corn cobs.

Not MisHum, the practical, useful kind.

Posted by: Ol' Man Miklos, like we did it in the Old Days, good luch finding a Sears, Roebuck catalogue at March 28, 2020 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)

602 Yeah, Echo Beach had escaped me.

I should say I was an early adopter of Barenaked Ladies. Saw them in St. Louis in 1992. I played "Jane" and "Brian Wilson" at my DJ gigs and people had no idea who they were.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 01:01 AM (VRTwp)

603
I guess the big T coin is being secreted between Rancid Tlabia's rancid labia or something.

Maybe AOC was using as a type of ben-wa ball and that's why she got so excited on the Floor today or yesterday or whenever it was.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 01:02 AM (rCwaK)

604 TheHoser, IIANM, "Take that to heart" is from Out Ta Get Me. The other song is off Lies.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (9lL/B)

605 At least the Department of Redundancy Department is still hard at work.

Posted by: Miklos Miklos von und zu Miklos-Miklostein, Count Miklos at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

606 There was an unsubstantiated mention that AZ was going Shelter in Place on Monday. I made a run to Total Wine In Gilbert today for a few cases of scotch I ordered to vaccinate myself. Traffic was great and I think the fastest run I ever made to Total Wine. only saw one cop.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (bttOm)

607 Getting chilly here. Had to kick in the little electric heater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (miJU3)

608 LOL and Soul Decision! I still rock that CD in the car on occasion.

Terrible.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (VRTwp)

609 Hey nightwalkers. mid day here in asia - what did I Miss?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:05 AM (LWu6U)

610 All right, time for bed. Thanks for the chat, people, and have a great day tomorrow!

Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 01:06 AM (VRTwp)

611 I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Posted by: Insomniac

A friend and I once did a "violent retribution against women" series of tapes. songs like hey joe, GnR, cocaine blues...

There is a difference between the loser move of killing her because she moved on, and killing the bitch because she done you wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:08 AM (LWu6U)

612 I should say I was an early adopter of Barenaked Ladies. Saw them in St. Louis in 1992. I played "Jane" and "Brian Wilson" at my DJ gigs and people had no idea who they were.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 28, 2020 01:01 AM (VRTwp)

How about some Crash Test Dummies?


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EeyhKWjQaKk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:08 AM (miJU3)

613 So have any morons gotten the death hack yet?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:09 AM (LWu6U)

614 609 Hey nightwalkers. mid day here in asia - what did I Miss?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:05 AM (LWu6U)

A good steak? Hot dogs? Really, really cold beer? Uninterrupted electricity? A loaf of bread?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at March 28, 2020 01:11 AM (Vy7tf)

615 ..There was an unsubstantiated mention that AZ was going Shelter in Place on Monday. I made a run to Total Wine In Gilbert today for a few cases of scotch I ordered to vaccinate myself. Traffic was great and I think the fastest run I ever made to Total Wine. only saw one cop.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 28, 2020 01:03 AM (bttOm)



All the left wing Moms shop at the one in Webster, TX

"Total Whine" And it is.

Real Texans shop at Spec's.

You're an Aridzonian, so you get special dispensation.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

616 There is a difference between the loser move of killing her because she moved on, and killing the bitch because she done you wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy


Dis man gits it

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of a significant part of the Blues Genre at March 28, 2020 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

617
I propose a quadrillion dollar coin. Put that away, and we'll never run out of money.

Hell, I propose the minting of a
1 Septuagintacentillion coin (as any schoolboy knows, a septuagintacentillion is 10^513).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 01:12 AM (rCwaK)

618 All the left wing Moms shop at the one in Webster, TX

"Total Whine" And it is.

Real Texans shop at Spec's.


The CEO and co-owner of Total Whine is David Trone, big time lefty Dem and sometime political candidate.

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at March 28, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Hell, I propose the minting of a
1 Septuagintacentillion coin (as any schoolboy knows, a septuagintacentillion is 10^513).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 01:12 AM (rCwaK)


Those things are a dime a dozen. I'll give you a buck fifty for it.

Posted by: The Pawn Shop Guys at March 28, 2020 01:17 AM (Y8PSl)

620 1 Septuagintacentillion coin (as any schoolboy knows, a septuagintacentillion is 10^513).

Posted by: publius


As a schoolboy, I knew that well, as as I figured I had a one in a Septuagintacentillion chance of ever gettin' any.

Posted by: Miklos, almost entirely post-adolescent these days at March 28, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

621 ..The CEO and co-owner of Total Whine is David Trone, big time lefty Dem and sometime political candidate.

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at March 28, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)



The Webster, TX location is co-located with Dick's Sporting Goods, Field & Stream Sports, and Duluth Trading Co.

Not sure about Duluth.

But those others are leftards of the lowest order.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

622 A good steak? - well, we have steak, but it is either crap ozzy sirloin, or $30/cut wagyu

Hot dogs? - only corn dogs.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at March 28, 2020 01:11 AM (Vy7tf)

I miss a good ribeye

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:20 AM (LWu6U)

623 Getting chilly here. Had to kick in the little electric heater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

So.

Wind powered heat until those long Northern days run the solar.

Posted by: Miklos Thunberg at March 28, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

624
I've been boning up on the naming conventions for large numbers. We're gonna need 'em during hyperinflation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 01:23 AM (rCwaK)

625 I miss a good ribeye
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:20 AM (LWu6U)

--------

I had an $80 ribeye in Vegas just before it became a Kung Flu ghost town. Dry-aged prime beef with some melted bleu cheese. It was the kind of meal Bernie Sanders wants to make sure I'll never eat again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:25 AM (XVuno)

626 I've been boning up


Publius is the LAST person I would ever expect to use such a phrase.

Posted by: Miklos, who still this nightmare involving a ficus at March 28, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

627 Hilarious, thanks WD

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 28, 2020 01:25 AM (FJrl0)

628 540 Rhode Island to arrest and quarantine any New Yorker found entering the state, per the Governor.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 28, 2020 12:30 AM (ABuva)

Proof the Constitution es Morte.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2020 12:36 AM (NgKpN)

I doubt that people are actually being placed in custody. Probably just given a packet of printouts telling them to stay at home for 14 weeks, but far short of a lawful order.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 01:25 AM (zqs/f)

629 It was the kind of meal Bernie Sanders wants to make sure I'll never eat again.
Posted by: Cicero

Yep.

And ain't much meat on ol' Bernie neither.

Posted by: Miklos, who has good things in the freezer at March 28, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

630 I propose a Brazilian dollar coin. Pure platinum with a neatly trimmed strip of hair down the middle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:26 AM (XVuno)

631 ..A good steak? - well, we have steak, but it is either crap ozzy sirloin, or $30/cut wagyu

Hot dogs? - only corn dogs.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at March 28, 2020 01:11 AM (Vy7tf)



A beef-tongue from a Wagyu carcass might be found for $30 per 8 oz. cut. But a steak?

Let's just say a Sirloin. Not the highly prized, richly marbled Ribeye.

Mere. Sirloin.

Wagyu on that will run in that range.

But that's AMERICAN Wagyu. Which really isn't Wagyu though, is it?

Buy the real deal, flown over fresh from Japan.

Ain't gonna be no $30 per cut.

Japan is a people that'll put up several hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single, Bluefin Tuna.

They ain't sellin' no Wagyu at Sams pricing.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

632 Aw, hell.

And I just conflated Wagyu beef vs. Kobe beef.

My apologies.

*proceeds to feed Kobe steer a diet of grain, beer and twice daily deep muscle massages*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

633 613 So have any morons gotten the death hack yet?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:09 AM (LWu6U)


I think Gushka was in the other night and said that she had gotten it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2020 01:29 AM (Z7lwY)

634
No, that's not a trillion dollar coin in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 01:29 AM (rCwaK)

635 Tongue has gotten expensive. I remember when it was valued less than liver and heart.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 01:30 AM (6rS3m)

636 Can you even get genuine Japanese Wagyu in the U.S.? I thought all of our"wagyu" is domestic or Australian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:30 AM (XVuno)

637 I hear Chinese Wagyu knock-offs are pretty cheap.

Really, who'll know the difference?

Posted by: Miklos with a coupon at March 28, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

638 637 I hear Chinese Wagyu knock-offs are pretty cheap.

-------

Wagyu, Uighur, they taste pretty similar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:32 AM (XVuno)

639 636 Can you even get genuine Japanese Wagyu in the U.S.? I thought all of our"wagyu" is domestic or Australian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:30 AM (XVuno)


Isn't it that you can get Wagyu, but you can't get official Kobe Beef.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2020 01:32 AM (Z7lwY)

640 ..I hear Chinese Wagyu knock-offs are pretty cheap.

Really, who'll know the difference?

Posted by: Miklos with a coupon at March 28, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)



Filet of Bat Ass.

The difference is, it looks like a dessicated democrat served on hot flied lice.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

641 " America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. "
Claire Wolfe

I have no fond memories of the awkward stage of my yewt. Don't imagine I will have any of this one either.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...more antisocial then normal at March 28, 2020 01:33 AM (4aS1x)

642 Isn't it that you can get Wagyu, but you can't get official Kobe Beef.
Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2020 01:32 AM (Z7lwY)

----------

Not since he was killed in the chopper crash, anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:34 AM (XVuno)

643 Oh, I should have pointed out that these are japanese cuts, so small.

My supermarket is full of the stuff. tiny little steaks that are about 4oz and cost $30. A steak meal for me would be closer to $100 since I would need a few to be satisfied.

Then they have the aussie stuff, which is cheaper, but still about double what it costs in US. and it is always tough and stringy.

The other problem is that they cut it too thin.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:34 AM (LWu6U)

644 Tongue has gotten expensive. I remember when it was valued less than liver and heart.
Posted by: Kindltot


Yes...yes....please enter.....

Posted by: Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Stewardesses and some Horror, depending on budget at March 28, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

645 ..
Isn't it that you can get Wagyu, but you can't get official Kobe Beef.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2020 01:32 AM (Z7lwY)



You just wait till Kobe goes all Free Agent.

Uh huh.

*neck waggle*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

646 Isn't it that you can get Wagyu, but you can't get official Kobe Beef.
Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2020 01:32 AM (Z7lwY)

----------

Not since he was killed in the chopper crash, anyway.
Posted by: Cicero



*rimshot*

Posted by: Miklos, indicating to drummer at March 28, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)

647 The good thing about Japan though is that they leave all the fat on. I just had a couple pork chops and they had an inch of fat around the edge.

I miss that when I am in the states.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:36 AM (LWu6U)

648 So.

Wind powered heat until those long Northern days run the solar.
Posted by: Miklos Thunberg at March 28, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

I am in Arizona still. Some hydroelectric, some coal, and some nuclear in the mix. For some inexplicable reason, the solar panels aren't putting out right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:37 AM (miJU3)

649 The American Wagyu is a hybrid. The japanese breed does not do well in the states, and is too small. So the American stuff is not the same. The stuff in my local is the read deal, but not from kobe. Kobe has the name in the West, but there are other cities that are more or less the same quality. (locals argue better.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:38 AM (LWu6U)

650 For some inexplicable reason, the solar panels aren't putting out right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:37 AM (miJU3)

--------

Have you checked to see if they're aimed at the sun?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:38 AM (XVuno)

651 I am in Arizona still. Some hydroelectric, some
coal, and some nuclear in the mix. For some inexplicable reason, the
solar panels aren't putting out right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:37 AM (miJU3)



Try a pina colada or maybe a couple daquiris?

Or . . . You know, the toaster is always there for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2020 01:39 AM (6rS3m)

652 Tom Servo, I don't know if you're still here, I took some time off from the ONT to spend with my wife and to rewire a lamp, but it isn't the idea of a stimulus that's bothering me, necessarily ( although in normal times I'm in the "let it fail" camp. If GM goes broke, Ford will buy the factories and in 6 months it'll be cranking out Mustangs rather than Cameros (simplified)). I even wrote a post about it 2 days ago, the day walkers were quite surprised to see my name on a non ONT thread. Go dad it if you're interested.

No, what bothers me is THIS stimulus, larded up with pork. We're going to find down the road that very little of it went to the people who needed it and most of it went to enrich the powerful and connected. Number two, the panic seems contrived. I know this is the conspiracy theorist part of my brain that I try very hard to suppress (we all have one), but seasonal flu events like this happen almost every year. Knowing that, how hard would it be for the powers that be/globalist/deep state/pick your term forces to plan to engineer a panic to crash the economy to shut down the populist revolt that has been going on for the past few years In an election year? I avoid conspiracy theories because they usually are complicated and stupid, but this one is not. It just requires evil men to act selfishly for power and money, and when has that not been a staple of humanity?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2020 01:39 AM (4rW0X)

653 For some inexplicable reason, the solar panels aren't putting out right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:37 AM (miJU3)


They're pissed off you forgot their birthday.

Posted by: RickZ at March 28, 2020 01:40 AM (Y8PSl)

654 Have you checked to see if they're aimed at the sun?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 01:38 AM (XVuno)

They are. But there is about a quarter of the Earth in the way. Happens every night about this time. Puzzling, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:41 AM (miJU3)

655 ..For some inexplicable reason, the
solar panels aren't putting out right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:37 AM (miJU3)



Well, it *is* night time there.

You're going to have to plug in a set of floodlights and go up and aim them at those solar panels.

Waht, we gotta 'splain every thing to ya Canukz?


/levity


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

656 It just requires evil men to act selfishly for power and money, and when has that not been a staple of humanity?
Posted by: Weirddave

Well...has there been a run on the health insurance payers?

Are the insurance companies up against the wall because of WuFlu treatments and expenses?

I have not heard a peep.

Posted by: Miklos, following the money that did not bark at March 28, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

657 You're going to have to plug in a set of floodlights and go up and aim them at those solar panels.

Waht, we gotta 'splain every thing to ya Canukz?


/levity


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

Some solar company in Spain did exactly that. The feed-in tariff for "green" power was so ridiculous that they could actually make a profit, running generators on diesel fuel to run the floodlights that made the solar panels kick out a few kW into the grid. Pure graft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:46 AM (miJU3)

658 You're going to have to plug in a set of floodlights and go up and aim them at those solar panels.



Heh

When the Euros required and subsidized solar in Spain, they put in thousands of hectare/acres of Chinese solar panels.

Which often produced KwH at night, sold to the power company for High Price. Because they were running diesel generators at night, and feeding it through the heavily subsidized "renewable" system.

Posted by: Miklos, but wait, there's more at March 28, 2020 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

659 ..Some solar company in Spain did exactly that. The feed-in tariff for "green" power was so ridiculous that they could actually make a profit, running generators on diesel fuel to run the floodlights that made the solar panels kick out a few kW into the grid. Pure graft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:46 AM (miJU3)



Please, tell Trudeau of this.

He won't be able to resist the bait.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

660 Weirddave, your skepticism is spot on. IMNSHO, this morphed from potentially prudent concern to a fkn smash and grab. And you and I aren't gonna get a Purge out of it. Just the tab. Smoke up Johnny!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:49 AM (9lL/B)

661 The Horde Knows


Also-the Chinese crap was Chinese crap, so after about 11 months they had to replace the panels with pricier, but better German panels.

Posted by: Miklos, I did say but wait, there's more at March 28, 2020 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

662 1, 2. Buckle my shoe.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (9lL/B)

663 3

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (9lL/B)

664 No, what bothers me is THIS stimulus, larded up with pork.

but WD, don't you realize that they all are and always will be.

I would be OK with unemployment checks for those who lose their jobs, and loans to companies (large and small) with the gov. assuming the risk, but this is much more. It is pork, it is 100% unemployment checks, it is loan forgiveness, ....


What happened to the idea that sometimes people have to feel pain? Their is virtue in going through hard times but our gov. claims it can make all the pain go away. In reality, it will crush the dollar, and hurt anyone without a house or stocks at the disadvantage to the young and savers. They are not eliminating pain, they are hiding it.

And these pork programs will last forever. Did the budget ever go down after the last $1T "temporary" bump?

We are back to the days of the Greenspan put where the gov. steps in whenever the market tries to go down.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (LWu6U)

665 The feed-in tariff for "green" power was so ridiculous that they could actually make a profit, running generators on diesel fuel to run the floodlights that made the solar panels kick out a few kW into the grid.

Small correction-

They just plugged the diesel generators into the local grid.

Using them to power floodlights would have been inefficient!

Also would have attracted attention.

Posted by: Miklos, now how about the golf course in the desert at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

666 4

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (9lL/B)

667 Speaking of electrics, I got some more electricianing done today. Installed another 20A breaker in the service panel, and tied it into the new branch circuit I am building. At the moment, it feeds one wall outlet, and one outdoor GFCI outlet in a weatherproof box, fed from a wall switch near the patio door. So I can switch off the outdoor outlet from inside the house, to keep hobos from stealing my electricity. o far, all that works. And I began closing in the west wall of the guest bedroom, because wiring passed inspection yesterday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:54 AM (miJU3)

668 5, 6. Here I am, rock me like a hurricane!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 01:54 AM (9lL/B)

669 5, 6. Here I am, rock me like a hurricane!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Well, I will do this


*picks up sticks*

Posted by: reasonably cooperative Miklos at March 28, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

670 And these pork programs will last forever.

...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (LWu6U)

Nope. It all expires in 9 months.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 01:57 AM (zqs/f)

671 And I began closing in the west wall of the guest bedroom, because wiring passed inspection yesterday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sensible

The Real Estate People tell me that guest bedrooms with four (4) walls often increase property values.

Posted by: Miklosian REIT Partners, S.r.o.o at March 28, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

672 They just plugged the diesel generators into the local grid.

Using them to power floodlights would have been inefficient!

Also would have attracted attention.
Posted by: Miklos, now how about the golf course in the desert at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)

As a practical matter, I don't know if you could do that. You would have to phase-match the gensets to the grid, or bad things would happen. Presumably, the grid-tie inverters for the solar panels are inherently phase-matching. Maybe you could pull DC off the gensets, and tie it to the panel side of the inverters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 01:59 AM (miJU3)

673 And don't get me started on the epidemic.

It is not that it is overblown (it is), it is that by this point we should have an understanding of it. THe only population sampling data I have seen is the Diamond Princess from beginning of Jan. All other data is not a full survey so it doesn't tell you anything.

The ship data is that that (I think) 40% had NO symptoms, ever. And this was an older crowd. That means that this is a bad flu season - maybe 3x of 5x worse, but still not kill-the-economy bad.

And I think there is a hump that wuhan, Italy, and now NY go through and by the time they shut it down it is already half burnt out since most of the people are already infected. So the shutdown are a waste. I think. Maybe they save a bit. OK, let me his post I am getting riled and not being clear.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:00 AM (LWu6U)

674 It just requires evil men to act selfishly for power and money, and when has that not been a staple of humanity?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2020 01:39 AM (4rW0X)

---
this times infinity.

have your people call my people, and lets do lunch to sort this out.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx Tech at March 28, 2020 02:00 AM (vwf8z)

675 Nope. It all expires in 9 months.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Just in time for the post-quarantine baby boom!

Posted by: Miklos, might go long on Huggies at March 28, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

676 Nope. It all expires in 9 months.
Posted by: Serious Cat

They will be back.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:02 AM (LWu6U)

677 Just in time for the post-quarantine baby boom!
Posted by: Miklos, might go long on Huggies at March 28, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

The excess ventilators can be repurposed for seize-air-ian sections.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:02 AM (miJU3)

678 Maybe you could pull DC off the gensets, and tie it to the panel side of the inverters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No inverters.


The AC generators were wired post-inverter into the AC grid.

Easy peasy

Posted by: Miklos, by the way, nobody went to jail, cause embarrassing at March 28, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

679

Since I all hepped up with FRED again, here's the graph of "current govt. expenditures". That's the G in the GDP equation.

Now, note this is all govt, federal, state and local:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/W022RC1A027NBEA

You may want a stiff drink before you look at that. Now, using the "edit graph" tools, look at the annual rate of increase of that baby.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 02:06 AM (rCwaK)

680 Mentioning the German solar panels, led me to a very quick and cursory search.

Bosch, Siemens and Krupps.

Every damn one of 'em were deeply tied into concentration slave labor from the camps in WWII.

Mostly, Jews. But of course, the other mix of Gypsies, Slavs, POWs and such.

The Japanese had their infamous Unit 731.

Germans?

Every fucking thing they did late into the war leveraged their "subhuman" prisoner industry.

I come from German/Bulgarian lineage.

I'll go visit Bulgaria.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

681 All you had to do was follow the damn train, C.J.

Posted by: Big Smoke at March 28, 2020 02:06 AM (IFLlG)

682 I was out and about today, doing essential work, delivering food for one of those 3rd-party food apps. I followed the protocols...gloves, sanitizer, distancing. Doing my part to help the local restaurants stay in business, and making a few extra bucks myself. ("Profiteering from a crisis", as my commie brother said. eyeroll). Philadelphia/South Jersey area.

My personal observances: While the lack of traffic on the roads and empty parking lots show that a lot of people are staying home, the public areas...parks, the central areas of the small suburban towns, and the restaurants that are still operating...tell me that quite a few other folks are using this as a staycation. I picked up from a popular pizza joint in Jersey, and the call-ahead pickup line was pretty long. Some people wore masks, most didn't. People did seem to be trying to keep distancing space around others. Joggers and bicyclists filled the streets and parks. The police, at least the ones that weren't parked outside of the supermarkets all day, were more interested in setting up speed traps than bothering the crowds.

Meanwhile, "they" are talking about keeping the stay-at-home orders in effect until May, June or even July. I think that is a pipe dream at this point, unless there is a huge spike in deaths from COVID. Every day the voices of the scolds get shriller, but more and more people say screw it, and go out.

It certainly is interesting times.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 28, 2020 02:06 AM (mgJUX)

683 People are very good at identifying the problem. What is missing is how to solve it. When there is a method of solving the problem, usually the person that solves the problem will find a way to exempt themselves.


Posted by: Less than 2 cents at March 28, 2020 02:08 AM (/LQkF)

684 The excess ventilators can be repurposed for seize-air-ian sections.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That won't pacify the lefties.

Posted by: Miklos, asymptomatic except for the pollen stuff at March 28, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

685

Now, here is the federal expenditures:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FGEXPND

FRED has just about any damn data set you want, if you can find it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 02:09 AM (rCwaK)

686 listening to the non stop, every channel "CoronaVirus.gov PSA's


and we thought it was going to be a shooting war....

could we have even seen THIS coming?

and all this ammo


now what.....it was pretty easy......we fell for it....

sure as shit now they'll figure out how to do it again down the line....

the die has been cast.........damn shame this

thought we were at least supposed to stand and fight at some point


not much to say after this



yup

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 28, 2020 02:09 AM (kFkpX)

687 The AC generators were wired post-inverter into the AC grid.

Easy peasy
Posted by: Miklos, by the way, nobody went to jail, cause embarrassing at March 28, 2020 02:03 AM

But that's just what you cannot do. The grid is running at 60 Hz. Diesel gensets run at 60 Hz. More or less. If a generator is to be tied to the grid, it has to match frequency and phase to the grid perfectly at all times, or the grid will backfeed the genset, and the magic smoke will escape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:10 AM (miJU3)

688 ..
The Real Estate People tell me that guest bedrooms with four (4) walls often increase property values.

Posted by: Miklosian REIT Partners, S.r.o.o at March 28, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)



Is not a wall but a bedsheet stapled from one side of a room to another?

Seemed to work for the Soviets up until the early '90s?

Good enough for Soviets, good enough for your local HOA!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

689 The way I figure it, the desert SW gets about 30% more solar insolation than the rest of the country, and about double anywhere in Europe.

Those states also have load matching since when the sun is out, the AC is on, This is not perfect since spring is a lot cooler with strong sun, but much better matching than the north.

That means that the entire state of AZ, NM, W TX, and S CA should be 100% solar before it makes sense to put any solar in, for example on telephone poles all over NJ or farm fields in Germany.

OK, I see I am in a ranty mood. Sorry nightwalkers. usually I am working at this hour and leave you all alone.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:11 AM (LWu6U)

690 "They will be back."

As I said earlier, and days before, notes are being taken, and the next plague will be back soon. Stay at home, with state-sponsored violence next time, zek.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 28, 2020 02:11 AM (9lL/B)

691 I'll go visit Bulgaria.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim

Bulgaria has a remarkably large (relatively) population of girls with striking green eyes.

Leave your soul at home in a lead-lined safe deposit box.

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at March 28, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

692 But that's just what you cannot do. The grid is running at 60 Hz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not sure what you are talking about (I think solar scams) but people run M-G sets all the time to do this stuff. That is a motor and generator shaft coupled. They do it to match phase and even to match frequency in places where 50 and 60 meet. THey are cheap (ish) and efficient

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:13 AM (LWu6U)

693 ..Bulgaria has a remarkably large (relatively) population of girls with striking green eyes.

Leave your soul at home in a lead-lined safe deposit box.

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at March 28, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)



I would hint of net worth and acreage.

Or is that not playing fair?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

694 That means that the entire state of AZ, NM, W TX, and S CA should be 100% solar before it makes sense to put any solar in, for example on telephone poles all over NJ or farm fields in Germany.

OK, I see I am in a ranty mood. Sorry nightwalkers. usually I am working at this hour and leave you all alone.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:11 AM (LWu6U)

Except in the Arizona summer, you run the A/C all night, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:15 AM (miJU3)

695 For some inexplicable reason, the solar panels aren't putting out right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------
The moon is in a low-lumen stage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 02:15 AM (xSo9G)

696 or the grid will backfeed the genset, and the magic smoke will escape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I don't recall the specifics. Maybe that's how they got busted!

Posted by: Miklosian Eurofunding Disaster Stories Unlimited at March 28, 2020 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

697 And these pork programs will last forever.



...



Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 01:53 AM (LWu6U)



Nope. It all expires in 9 months.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 01:57 AM (zqs/f)

*giggles*

Posted by: Continuing Resolution at March 28, 2020 02:17 AM (kOpft)

698 I would hint of net worth and acreage.

Or is that not playing fair?



Jim

Vast Tracts are an assumed part of the arrangement.

Posted by: Miklos, also Bulgarian chicks really (I mean really) dig Amerikanskis at March 28, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

699 Pelosi said; Blame Trump and fill the bill with demorat pork. The pork was said to be denied. TheN bill was passed and signed into law.....full of pork. Now, like G.W.Bush, who is who's bitch ?
Cry, bawl, deny, History has repeated itself, AGAIN !

Posted by: ron n. at March 28, 2020 02:18 AM (om5HK)

700 Not sure what you are talking about (I think solar scams) but people run M-G sets all the time to do this stuff. That is a motor and generator shaft coupled. They do it to match phase and even to match frequency in places where 50 and 60 meet. THey are cheap (ish) and efficient
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:13 AM (LWu6U)

I know such stuff exists. But I doubt cheap gensets have phase-matching capability. To do that, you have to be able to control running speed of the Diesel engine on a millisecond time scale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:19 AM (miJU3)

701

To tie inverter output into the grid, you've got to have the proper control equipment. Inverters are "fired" by various control systems to output some semblence of a 60Hz sinusoid.

That system has to be synced with the grid and thus designed to do so.

With a regular old synchronous machine, once you get it synchronized (see the old light bulb methods for eyeballing it), it gets locked in.

Imagine such a generator tied into the grid. Open the throttle of your prime mover. You don't increase the speed, you just handle more of the load (a tiny, tiny fraction of the grid -- think of it as like infinite inertia). Now, rare back on the throttlle, trying to slow down. The grid now motorizes your generator.

If you had a power meter hooked up, you'd see power go from positive to negative.

Now, there are limits to that, such as maximum torque angle. After that, you would speed up your generator, and it would go to "swinging" and hunting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 02:20 AM (rCwaK)

702
Well...has there been a run on the health insurance payers?

Are the insurance companies up against the wall because of WuFlu treatments and expenses?

I have not heard a peep.


No, they have not. In fact, they are one of the few industries that is doing well. They tucked themselves nice and tight into the bosom of the federal teat with Obamacare. Personally, I think it sucks, but personal preferences and reality rarely intersect, and people still need insurance.

I try to deal with the world as it is, not the world as I wish it should be.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2020 02:21 AM (4rW0X)

703
Ok what did that twit AOC say about greentard energy that's got you all talking solar and shit??? or has the valu-rite stimulated your ele engineering portion of your brains????

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 02:22 AM (LfHBm)

704 I don't recall the specifics. Maybe that's how they got busted!
Posted by: Miklosian Eurofunding Disaster Stories Unlimited at March 28, 2020 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

...and suddenly, without warning, the entire output of the EU electrical grid got sunk into the solar panels of Rayo Quarenta y cinco, near Bilbao, Spain...

...meanwhile, on the International Space Station, "Geeze, it's getting mighty warm in here. And what's that bright light? Oh, never mind. It stopped."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:25 AM (miJU3)

705 ..Vast Tracts are an assumed part of the arrangement.

Posted by: Miklos, also Bulgarian chicks really (I mean really) dig Amerikanskis at March 28, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)



Given that I was in a 100% cash position before the virus-al crash, and now that real estate values are "suddenly" plunging, (who woulda guessed?), I may well be leveraging into acreage in the not too distant future.

I'll leave stocks, bonds, shorts n' longs, to people much smarter than me.

But I do know how to wrest an income from enough acreage. And so, such is my goal.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:26 AM (QzJWU)

706 No, they have not. In fact, they are one of the few industries that is doing well. They tucked themselves nice and tight into the bosom of the federal teat with Obamacare. Personally, I think it sucks, but personal preferences and reality rarely intersect, and people still need insurance.

I try to deal with the world as it is, not the world as I wish it should be.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2020 02:21 AM (4rW0X)


I expect health insurers are making even more money than usual. Millions of people are putting off appointments to treat things like diabetes and hypertension.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 28, 2020 02:28 AM (wGeit)

707 They tucked themselves nice and tight into the bosom of the federal teat with Obamacare.

WD-I am sincerely interested in how they are currently tucked.

Individual mandate-gone

Reimbursement (cost/profit sharing)-out of money, or was that extended?

How does it work now, and is it the case that Obamacare premiums/payments do not actually reflect the costs of WuFlu? How is it that The Current Crisis costs trillions, and the insurers/managers just smile?

Posted by: Miklos, inquiring mind at March 28, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

708 >> To do that, you have to be able to control running speed of the Diesel engine on a millisecond time scale

With a regular synchronous generator, you'd don't to control the engine speed that tightly, just close enough.

Manual synchronization is cool. There are light bulb set, with two forms, synchronize on bright and synchronize on dark. Both have their pluses and minuses.

You match speed until you get as close to 60Hz as you can. Now, watch your lights. When the lights are their brightest, you could throw the generator in parallel.

There will be a little jump and whump. It is now locked into the grid. 60Hz speed is locked in.

Now, that initial jump and whump will be desructive if you don't do it at the right spot, but once you're locked in, you're locked in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 02:31 AM (rCwaK)

709 I know such stuff exists. But I doubt cheap gensets have phase-matching capability. To do that, you have to be able to control running speed of the Diesel engine on a millisecond time scale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:19 AM (miJU3)

I am saying run the diesel generator into an M-G set. So the generator drives a motor, and that motor drive a generator.

Without the M-G set, I think the speed of the engine would be on the bottom of a stable curve controlled by power and lag angle. If the angle got too big (the engine moving faster than the generator wants to) the load would increase slowing the engine,.. etc.

The only way these would work is if it was self-stable. But what do I know. I have taken classes in this crap (last class at my uni. which did) but never worked in the field.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 28, 2020 02:31 AM (LWu6U)

710 Hmmm, the Junior Oil that I own some shares in, that was down to 15 cents last week, has bounced back to 27 cents. Still way below their historic high of over two dollars, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:32 AM (miJU3)

711 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Bulgarian women of quality, that speak English, and are worthy of consideration, in my experience, have a level of sophistication that could rapidly sever wealth from your grasp.

It would be fun until you are cast aside, but caution is advised.

Did not happen to me, but I saw how one comely Bulgarian graduate student (with a distant husband in the EU staff at Strasbourg) manipulated and thrived on the husks of less wary students.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:33 AM (u82oZ)

712 708, 709. Got it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:34 AM (miJU3)

713 Weirddave

Thank you for another in a series of informative and fun ONTs. We are truly in the golden age of CoBs.

It seems such a long time ago we were playing a whacked out game of Diplomacy under your baton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:35 AM (u82oZ)

714 Junior Oil that I own some shares in, that was down to 15 cents last week, has bounced back to 27 cents. Still way below their historic high of over two dollars, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is your broker Junior Samples at BR-549?

Posted by: Miklos, BR-%$( was also a pretty good band at March 28, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

715 Did not happen to me, but I saw how one comely Bulgarian graduate student (with a distant husband in the EU staff at Strasbourg) manipulated and thrived on the husks of less wary students.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:33 AM (u82oZ)

When shopping for such on Tinder, be very wary of spelling misteaks. Spelling "Bulgarian" with an extra "e" after the "g" could net you a Bremalo or a Grotapotamus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:38 AM (miJU3)

716 Alberta Oil Peon

Are you in Arizona?

I wondered how BC is doing. It's not like Canada has sound leadership, but can the Provinces make up for the lack?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:39 AM (u82oZ)

717 ..Bulgarian women of quality, that speak English, and are worthy of consideration, in my experience, have a level of sophistication that could rapidly sever wealth from your grasp.

It would be fun until you are cast aside, but caution is advised.

Did not happen to me, but I saw how one comely Bulgarian graduate student (with a distant husband in the EU staff at Strasbourg) manipulated and thrived on the husks of less wary students.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:33 AM (u82oZ)



Long before it ever came to that, the degree of dodges, cut-outs, diversionary funds, NFA Trusts, Living Trusts, Durable Powers of Attorneys (my niece) and other sophistications would be so wildly established so as to confound even the best of them.

On paper, I'd be but a small operational checking and savings account.

The most I offer to Gold Diggers, is Pyrite.

I'd provide for a Comfortable Widowhood.

Nothing more. Not even the combos to the gun safes. Plural.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:41 AM (QzJWU)

718 Bulgarian women of quality, that speak English, and are worthy of consideration


If language is a consideration, English has been a mandatory school subject in Bulgaria, Slovakia, and Slovenia for many years now.

University entrance in Hungary and Czech Republic require passing an English exam.

Posted by: Miklos, former graduate at March 28, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

719 Is your broker Junior Samples at BR-549?
Posted by: Miklos, BR-%$( was also a pretty good band at March 28, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

I used the discount brokerage at my bank. I know these people; did quite a few wells for them. They know their shit, and their wells make gas and liquids right nicely. problem is lack of pipeline capacity, and low crude and gas prices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:41 AM (miJU3)

720 Alberta Oil Peon

I used to tell her to write the name of the current guy on her thumb, because it's so awkward to look for a wallet and documentation. She laughed.

I was in grad school after my Naval Service, so I had a bit of perspective on the entire scene.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:42 AM (u82oZ)

721 Jim

I see you have planned well. For a true test, bring her to the MoMe, when you are pulling the cannon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:44 AM (u82oZ)

722 Miklos, former graduate

Your sock versatility is simply amazing.

Could you be the one to give us covers for the burning times, or has Google put us all on a long list?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:47 AM (u82oZ)

723 The most I offer to Gold Diggers, is Pyrite.




Now see, I would help.

Speaking the Language of Her People, I would direct the lady mistake to The ONLY lawyer able to protect and defend her interests.

You would be fine, and Insom would owe me a cut of whatever he managed to get out of her, of what she managed to get from you.

Not much, but hey, we're all good Valu-Rite folks.

Posted by: Miklosian Comprehensive Solutions (Panama) Pty. Ltd. at March 28, 2020 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

724 Are you in Arizona?

I wondered how BC is doing. It's not like Canada has sound leadership, but can the Provinces make up for the lack?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:39 AM (u82oZ)

Yes. I am "sheltering in place" here in AZ. The WuFlu Panic is at least as bad in Canada as it is here. AZ is not quite as bad as other States. No curfew or mandatory stay at home...yet. I went to home Depot and Lowes yesterday.

I am fixing up the old house here. Since my oil patch job has essentially evaporated, I may as well stay here as long as I legally can, and work on the house. Add value to an asset I own, so that in the event I have to sell out, I can get more for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:47 AM (miJU3)

725 Could you be the one to give us covers for the burning times, or has Google put us all on a long list?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Lie with Google, wake up with fleas and on a list. Or something like that.

Posted by: Miklos at March 28, 2020 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

726 Alberta Oil Peon

Your tales of fixing that place up show your skillset is wide. You could probably get a business up and running on those skills.

I see more and more control and craziness here. We were such a sensible state. Not anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:51 AM (u82oZ)

727 Miklos

I would like to see my file there, but even better is if I were paid for all my privacy invaded without let.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:53 AM (u82oZ)

728 Since my oil patch job has essentially evaporated, I may as well stay here as long as I legally can,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Somehow I was informed that Megs and her Princely husband have moved to LA.

Visa? Green card? What benefit does the distaff offspring of the Battenbergs bring to the US of A?

If you need legal residence, I am sure one of the 'Ettes would adopt you.

Posted by: Miklos, Civis Americanus at March 28, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)

729 I would like to see my file there, but even better is if I were paid for all my privacy invaded without let.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

or hindrance

Yer supposed to say "without let or hindrance".

Otherwise, just don't sound right somehow.

Posted by: Miklos, non-attorney representative in all matters pertaining to Murphy's Law at March 28, 2020 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

730 Well, it's nearly midnight here. Time for me to go to bed. More building on the agenda tomorrow. Four more outlet boxes on the east wall of the trailer, and my wiring in that part of the house is all done.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 02:58 AM (miJU3)

731 Miklos, Civis Americanus

We are getting a longer list of 'ron and 'ette marriages.

I'd get banned if I started the speculation and went "shipping", as the young folks say.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:58 AM (u82oZ)

732 ..Jim

I see you have planned well. For a true test, bring her to the MoMe, when you are pulling the cannon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:44 AM (u82oZ)



I've had the same Irishwoman since '06.

My finances, are yet intact.

Maybe I should Copyright my Processes?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 02:58 AM (QzJWU)

733 Alberta Oil Peon

Have a great night, and restful sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 02:58 AM (u82oZ)

734 728 Since my oil patch job has essentially evaporated, I may as well stay here as long as I legally can,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Somehow I was informed that Megs and her Princely husband have moved to LA.

Visa? Green card? What benefit does the distaff offspring of the Battenbergs bring to the US of A?

If you need legal residence, I am sure one of the 'Ettes would adopt you.

Posted by: Miklos, Civis Americanus at March 28, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)


If you have enough money and promise to start a business, you can get a visa quite easily.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 28, 2020 03:00 AM (wGeit)

735 Jim,

Naw. We are too individualistic for that to work.

I'm going to try and get back asleep. You have a nice night too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 03:00 AM (u82oZ)

736 "I was informed that Megs and her Princely husband have moved to LA."

So Justina hasn't got rid of that pesky "have to show worth to live here"
clause in the immigration policy????

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:01 AM (LfHBm)

737 Welp, our lily-livered asshat of a mayor has extended our time in lockup. Oil $ is in the toilet, but hey, why do we need to keep our small businesses in business? We have, get this, a grand total of 69 cases, and the only death they are counting was of an Alaskan living in Seattle. Not here.

Sure is great living in a dying state.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:02 AM (vVOK2)

738 Miklos

Thanks for the legal upgrade. It's all moot.

Have a great night yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 28, 2020 03:02 AM (u82oZ)

739 WTH is it with progressives? The "supposed" intellectuals act like "Footloose" was a documentary on how societal problems can be solved by dancing. Reality will strike "unexpectedly!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 28, 2020 03:04 AM (vGJY7)

740 Maybe I should Copyright my Processes?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

There has been a case before the Supreme Court, in which it was determined that a Business Model is protectable under both copyright, and specifically patent law.

Posted by: Associate Justice Miklos, for the ONT Circuit at March 28, 2020 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

741 One of you Morons has gotta marry Alberta Oil Peon.

It may be his only salvation.

You should set up your Bridal Registry at Studebaker.com

/snrk!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 03:07 AM (QzJWU)

742 ..Sure is great living in a dying state.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:02 AM (vVOK2)


You have a dead salmon. It coughed up it's gills.

What more is there to say?

/mrs. paul's fish sticks



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 03:10 AM (QzJWU)

743 Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I'm busy doing building assessments for remote locations for virus icus. We won't need them because we have plenty of beds in the hospital, but we are doing it anyway. Nothing says prepared like ordering a bunch of refrigerated semi-trailers for mortuary storage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:10 AM (vVOK2)

744 I'm off to the snoozer, y'all.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 03:11 AM (QzJWU)

745 You have a dead salmon. It coughed up it's gills.

What more is there to say?

/mrs. paul's fish sticks



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 03:10 AM (QzJWU)

Well, the salmon President Pantload held came all over his leg. So, probably homosexual. I'm not sure how you tell when you catch 'em, except for that behavior.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:12 AM (vVOK2)

746

"You should set up your Bridal Registry at Studebaker.com"

If AOP has a horse drawn Stude I can put his name in the Amish hookemup site.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:13 AM (LfHBm)

747 707 Oh lord, I don't have that in me tonight. I'll do it next Thursday, OK?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2020 03:15 AM (qnb75)

748 You have a dead salmon. It coughed up it's gills.

What more is there to say?


I'm working on a project to teach salmon to smoke. Maybe vape, but I'm still on Phase One.

Legal issues, because the salmon have to be 21 (it's the Law).

Except if they are Native American (hah-loophole!)

But I figure, then the salmon would smoke themselves, and


PROFIT!!!!

Posted by: Miklosian Fishmongerers, an SBA certified Alaskan Native Owned Business (in process) at March 28, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

749 ..
Well, the salmon President Pantload held came all over his leg. So, probably homosexual. I'm not sure how you tell when you catch 'em, except for that behavior.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:12 AM (vVOK2)



Leghumper Salmon.

They WANT to die after they spawn.

It's the only honorable way they can go.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzz

I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2020 03:18 AM (QzJWU)

750 ". I'll do it next Thursday, OK?


Posted by: Weirddave"
What's that Dave,, tuck into a boosem????
good content by the way .

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:18 AM (LfHBm)

751 Oh lord, I don't have that in me tonight. I'll do it next Thursday, OK?
Posted by: Weirddave

I'll be here all week!

Tip the Drive-Thru waitresses!

Posted by: Miklos, I gotta tell ya at March 28, 2020 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

752 737 Welp, our lily-livered asshat of a mayor has extended our time in lockup. Oil $ is in the toilet, but hey, why do we need to keep our small businesses in business? We have, get this, a grand total of 69 cases, and the only death they are counting was of an Alaskan living in Seattle. Not here.

Sure is great living in a dying state.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:02 AM (vVOK2)


Politicians are really in a bind on this. If they don't shut absolutely everything down they'll get the blame for each and every death until the last coronavirus case is resolved.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 28, 2020 03:22 AM (wGeit)

753 /mrs. paul's fish sticks



Jim

So.

My wife has been telling her little jokes again.

Posted by: Mr. Paul at March 28, 2020 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

754

"they'll get the blame for each and every death"

they'll get impeached for each and every death....
the president has been set....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:33 AM (LfHBm)

755 Working from home is actually a bitch. It makes me not enjoy being home. I mean there are some obvious benefits but it's annoying.

Being on call working for myself at home is one thing, but I don't like being at home and on call for work assholes.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2020 03:33 AM (433H8)

756
"Working from home is actually a bitch."

It sure does make the night/early morn drag on... seems like i'm working a double shift...

Are you in the IT field ... ????

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:40 AM (LfHBm)

757 618 All the left wing Moms shop at the one in Webster, TX

"Total Whine" And it is.

Real Texans shop at Spec's.


The CEO and co-owner of Total Whine is David Trone, big time lefty Dem and sometime political candidate.
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing



Ah, yes. The Trone brothers. One of them is a congresscritter out of Maryland. His political commercials are a toxic brew of smug, dumb, and evil.

Posted by: Puddleglum, W Penn expat at March 28, 2020 03:42 AM (EvEqP)

758

"a toxic brew of smug, dumb, and evil."
So a Demonrat then eh??? if it was R it would have just been smug and dumb...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:51 AM (LfHBm)

759 But I figure, then the salmon would smoke themselves, and


PROFIT!!!!
Posted by: Miklosian Fishmongerers, an SBA certified Alaskan Native Owned Business (in process) at March 28, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

When I was a kid, and speaking with my hippee cousin in Seattle, I told him we were smoking salmon. He asked if it was hard keeping them lit.

I was too dumb to get it. I'm not sure he was joking, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2020 03:52 AM (vVOK2)

760
" I'm not sure he was joking, anyway."

Probably not Ten...they use to put about anything in the pipe when the weed ran out and the parents check hadn't yet come.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:58 AM (LfHBm)

761 Politicians are really in a bind on this. If they don't shut absolutely everything down they'll get the blame for each and every death until the last coronavirus case is resolved.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 28, 2020 03:22 AM (wGeit)

My big, big fear is that Governors will be intransigent and refuse to allow businesses to open while new cases continue to be reported. They pulled the trigger without any plan for an exit. Hopefully the White House can give compelling enough data to give state Governments the cover to allow people to go outside again.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 04:02 AM (zqs/f)

762 Just my observations of human behavior that this work at home might catch on for a little while, but production will get halved eventually..
May not but thats my guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:10 AM (ZCEU2)

763 762
Just my observations of human behavior that this work at home might
catch on for a little while, but production will get halved eventually..

May not but thats my guess.


Halved? LOL.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:15 AM (AHq56)

764 "Working from home is actually a bitch."
It sure does make the night/early morn drag on... seems like i'm working a double shift...
Are you in the IT field ... ????
Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 03:40 AM (LfHBm)

Sort of. It's more specific than IT. But honestly they bug me for *everything*, even outsode my field, since I'm one of the 10% in my office that actually does anything.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2020 04:18 AM (uEbPt)

765 There's 10 people in my office.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2020 04:24 AM (uEbPt)

766 Hey Horde, I've been lurking for the past couple of hours having fallen asleep early and now I am wide awake. One of the things that is being exposed by the virus is the breakdown of the traditional family model. Mothers who have shuffled their kids off to daycare since infancy don't know how to take care of them. There are so very many 'lessons' for math and science in everyday living. when did parents, particularly Moms, forget how to teach their children?? If you can't even read a book to kids, or help them write an old-fashioned letter to someone they love, you have failed as a parent. Buy some seeds, herbs and veggies for sustenance and some flowers for beauty, you can let the virus own you or you can extract some type of renewal from it. Rant off, love the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 28, 2020 04:26 AM (a4EWo)

767 FUF Polis, his contact as our fearless leader in Colorado is down, of course. Limon CO and east, the up north and the eastern plains aren't Denver and Boulder. Of course the FUF isn't holed up in his Boulder residence, but since he is "essential" he continues to commute to Denver, everyday with his security and entourage.
My taxes support this B.S..

Posted by: stonecutter at March 28, 2020 04:27 AM (Bfr22)

768 I'm one of the 10% in my office that actually does anything.
Posted by: ... at


This applies to anyone who is competent and has worked anywhere, doing anything, at any time.


However, working from home beats a cubicle any day.


*no offense to all my Cistercian and Trappist brothers*

Posted by: Friar Miklos at March 28, 2020 04:28 AM (QzkSJ)

769 Getting the feeling I'm up, seem wide awake though posted at top of this thread.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:29 AM (ZCEU2)

770 LOL. "Turn your fucking music down, music down...."

Posted by: JAS at March 28, 2020 04:31 AM (2BZBZ)

771 beanervt


I'm just seeing "beaver" ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:31 AM (AHq56)

772 The SC AG has said that local officials, get this, don't have the power to order us to stay home.
Not that any have tried.

Posted by: JAS at March 28, 2020 04:36 AM (2BZBZ)

773 So Skip, As long as you are up and everything, what's for breakfast? I need some coffee stat!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 28, 2020 04:38 AM (a4EWo)

774
"Sort of. It's more specific than IT.Posted by: ..."

Hey well I'm the guy that gets you out of bed to fix shit....
I monitor systems and equipment and facilities and wake people up when shit breaks....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 04:40 AM (LfHBm)

775 772 don't have the power to order us to stay home.
Not that any have tried.
----

Peter Hitchens on Delingpod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cryhDORfCMw

Hitchens has started disowning anyone who does not oppose the radical increase in police powers in the UK.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:40 AM (AHq56)

776 Ham and cheese omelette and toast, when I decide to get out of bed.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)

777 The SC AG has said that local officials, get this, don't have the power to order us to stay home.
Not that any have tried.

Posted by: JAS

Well, his father is Joe Addison "You Lie!" Wilson.

Posted by: Miklos, actual constituent at March 28, 2020 04:42 AM (QzkSJ)

778 774 I monitor systems and equipment and facilities and wake people up when shit breaks....



I monitor it *and* fix it ... going to be setting up zabbix this weekend ... it will do the first part.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:42 AM (AHq56)

779
"I'm just seeing "beaver" ...



Posted by: Enquiring Minds"
maybe you need a hooker....hehee

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 04:43 AM (LfHBm)

780 Ham and cheese omelette and toast, when I decide to get out of bed.
Posted by: Skip

I think the Japanese have a thing that will make it and bring it to your bed.

Posted by: Miklos-san at March 28, 2020 04:43 AM (QzkSJ)

781 General observations on the state of things ---

We ain't making 1000 comments unless everyone drops their cocks and grabs their keyboards.

*relaxes grip*

Second up, the flu ain't gonna give us a weekend pause. There are people bleeding and dying in ICU beds, and it is standard 'weekend off's?

Well, I for one ain't good with that, unless there are donuts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 04:44 AM (Z4rgH)

782 americanthinker.com/for leftists during coronavirus time every life but one matters
https://tinyurl.com/tgzo3v5

Bring this one up as I have wrote many times that while we are all doing nothing just to save 1 humen life, well while we are at it...

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:44 AM (ZCEU2)

783 780 I think the Japanese have a thing that will make it and bring it to your bed.


Robot wife?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:44 AM (AHq56)

784 I will not bust my butt trying to achieve someone else's arbitrary and worthless goal.

Posted by: JAS at March 28, 2020 04:46 AM (2BZBZ)

785
"going to be setting up zabbix this weekend"

We use Logic Monitor no freeware here we got money to burn....
medical center...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 04:48 AM (LfHBm)

786 Am getting real hungry for donuts, see the grocery store domut case is another thing that took a hit in this apocalypse which we are on the 16 day of.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

787 Robot wife?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds

That would be better than those sushi conveyor belt things in some restaurants.

A toy train arrangement would be fine for me.

Posted by: Miklosian Robot Wife Industries, Robot Divorce Lawyer not included at March 28, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

788 Logic Monitor


SNMP ?

It's a lie of course.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 04:52 AM (AHq56)

789 Donuts. Can't sell anything that is self-serve, unless you are a grocery store - fresh produce. The coffee and drink staions are closed at all convenience stores and fast food restaurants

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 04:52 AM (Z/jzm)

790 Maybe I'll make some donut muffins this week, recipe from America's Test Kitchen, they are great on Thanksgiving/Christmas morning. Then again, all the baking supplies have been depleted, might have to settle for a fresh baked loaf of beer bread, no yeast required.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 28, 2020 04:53 AM (a4EWo)

791 Hi My life is insanity, How are you doing? Up for work I suppose, how is hubby and Mom?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 28, 2020 04:56 AM (a4EWo)

792 Mornin', Debby!

Spot on, above @ 766.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 04:57 AM (Z/jzm)

793 Wonder if the local Suzi-Jo donut shop is open, no idea actually

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:58 AM (ZCEU2)

794 Am getting real hungry for donuts, see the grocery store domut case is another thing that took a hit in this apocalypse which we are on the 16 day of.
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 04:48 AM


Things have really taken a licking.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 28, 2020 05:00 AM (DMUuz)

795 VDare is featuring a nice red-state vs blue-state graph over COVID concern ... Derb is social-distancing ... I wonder if radio derb will be tolerable this week ... I doubt he'll concede that he was wrong about coronavirus being race-sensitive ...



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:00 AM (AHq56)

796 No work on the weekends. I spend Fri afternoon -Sunday here at my mom's.

She's nuts! Ha. Oh the stories I could tell....

Mr. I is frustrated with not working. He's not exactly in the "honey-do list" mode, yet. Retiring from his job was not his plan, so cranky is a good description.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:02 AM (Z/jzm)

797 Well, I for one ain't good with that, unless there are donuts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 04:44 AM


* Sends GnuBreed a donut through the USB port *

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 28, 2020 05:02 AM (DMUuz)

798 All you donut deniers can suck my Rebel cock.

*there, I said it*

Besides, I keep hoping this will actually happen.

*I swear I won't post video to pornhub*

Joking. But how does anyone have sex these days, wondering if a phonecam is set to ON?

First world problems.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 05:04 AM (Z4rgH)

799 Well, I'm going to try and grab an hour or two of shuteye before hubby wakes up and we commence a brand new day. May all members of the Horde, and humanity in general rise to meet the challenges and rewards of another day on our beautiful planet.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 28, 2020 05:04 AM (a4EWo)

800 I'm getting things done I wanted to do, ok things I needed to do and wondered when if ever I would. Truck is next to be stripped off of everything and cleaned but not today because rain.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)

801 We ain't making 1000 comments unless everyone drops their cocks and grabs their keyboards.

*relaxes grip*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 04:44 AM


Beyond the uncalled-for oblivious patriarchaliness of your comment, a touchscreen, such as a phone, allows one to embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 28, 2020 05:06 AM (DMUuz)

802 I've finally been able to find flour and sugar. It's so frustrating to not be able to get what I'm used to finding with no issue. Only buying 1 - 5lb bag of flour at a time, is not enough in this house. I'm over the whole 3rd world grocery shopping experience.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:07 AM (Z/jzm)

803 GnuBreed with 1,000s more video monitoring going on must be lots of nsfw moments.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)

804 802 I'm over the whole 3rd world grocery shopping experience.


You mean *soviet* shopping experience ... third world implies bush meat ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:08 AM (AHq56)

805 Sleep well, Debby!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:09 AM (Z/jzm)

806

Ok NO more work talk... 2 servers just popped a ping code
on a health check..
lucky it was a false positive *they did ping* so no harm..no foul

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:10 AM (LfHBm)

807 Good Morning, dog decided I've had enough sleep. I'm amazed at the grocery stores being out of everything, even basics like flour and the likes. People are having to cook instead of eating out and it's playing havoc on the Corp. buyers.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 28, 2020 05:12 AM (KSBDE)

808 I've never made donuts. Bagels, and cream puffs/eclairs. Muffins and scones are easy enough, donuts may not actually be too difficult.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:12 AM (Z/jzm)

809 If y'all are bored, and want to ping the fastest server on the Internet, ping 127.0.0.1

Posted by: Midnight Geek at March 28, 2020 05:12 AM (DMUuz)

810

"You mean *soviet* shopping experience"
Or Breadline Burnee experience....aka communistic socialism....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:14 AM (LfHBm)

811 Dough and a vat of boing oil I think, I do like jelly and creme filled though.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)

812 809 fastest server on the Internet


meh ... premature ejaculation

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:15 AM (AHq56)

813 Beyond the uncalled-for oblivious patriarchaliness of your comment, a touchscreen, such as a phone, allows one to embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 28, 2020 05:06 AM (DMUuz)


For all those complaining about my insensitivity, I refer to the part about Sucking My Rebel Cock...

Thank you in advance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 05:15 AM (Z4rgH)

814
", donuts may not actually be too difficult.

Posted by: My life is insanity"

Think you just throw 'em in the boiling oil MLii.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:16 AM (LfHBm)

815 Blueberry cruller with a cup of coffee. Mmmmm.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)

816 Yesterday's shopping was better, didn't see tp which I still don't need but got a 6 roll of paper towels. Canned item were a decent amount of, got a box of Cream of Wheat though there wasn't oatmeal yet. Actually got a canned chicken and first time in 2 weeks there were lots of canned meat products.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

817 I think I get cherry cheese 1/2 the time I stop for 1 going to work.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:20 AM (ZCEU2)

818 It's really *anti*-social distancing ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:20 AM (AHq56)

819 >>Think you just throw 'em in the boiling oil MLii.....
Posted by: beanervt

Funny how some things just seem like too much work, when I'm used to, or know how to, make stuff from "scratch". It's so easy to get lazy.

I kinda feel sorry for the people who have no idea how to cook or bake without the convenience of prepared foods. My kids are thanking me for insisting that they know the basics!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:22 AM (Z/jzm)

820

"Yesterday's shopping was better,"
Same here Skip,, no TP, paper towels or house pork chops/loins..
everything else looked stocked as normal but it was ol peeps hrs and I didn't think we had so many ol peeps in my town...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:22 AM (LfHBm)

821 Now getting a little tired and hungry so its tablet off or coffee time.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)

822
I think the Japanese have a thing that will make it and bring it to your bed.
Posted by: Miklos-san

That'd be fresh beaver, stuffed with trouser trout, smothered in underwear.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:24 AM (sH4ct)

823
"My kids are thanking me for insisting that they know the basics!"

Your the best Mom then MLii... the government indoctrination center could give a crap if they can function on their own...they want them to depend on the mother gov....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:26 AM (LfHBm)

824 892 smothered in underwear


ewww

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:26 AM (AHq56)

825 Blueberry cruller with a cup of coffee. Mmmmm.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)


You're an agent of Satan, right? Just go ahead and admit it.

NTTIAWWT, kinda. But I believe in truth in advertising laws, also sorta.

Fuck, I'm conflicted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 05:26 AM (Z4rgH)

826 Yesterday I scored a 6 roll pkg of TP. Mid-day, no less! There were only 4 pkgs left. All the way to the back of the shelf. Being height-challenged, it took some effort, but I did it! Another woman coming down the aisle, also shorter, saw how I reached mine and did the same thing. We had to laugh when we both wanted to "high-five", yet thought better of it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:27 AM (Z/jzm)

827 Lol, GnuBreed! Shhh! You'll have me waking up my mom.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:28 AM (Z/jzm)

828

"ewww


Posted by: Enquiring Minds"
It was Charmin clean....so you can play with it...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:29 AM (LfHBm)

829
"Yesterday I scored a 6 roll pkg of TP. "

My how times have changed.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:32 AM (sH4ct)

830 We had to laugh when we both wanted to "high-five", yet thought better of it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:27 AM (Z/jzm)


Funny but true story (my word as a Biden) -- After a round of golf with my Best Golfing Pard Forever, and a few drinks, we shook HANDS last week. Now, he works in a grocery store, insane hours. I was his sanity break, and also visa versa.

He said "That's the first time anyone has shaken my hand in the last week."

Yeah. The Crazy Times, we are in them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2020 05:34 AM (Z4rgH)

831 "My how times have changed.

Posted by: Gooshy"


Yeah if Trump got GM to make face masks maybe he can get Chrysler to make us some toilet paper.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:36 AM (LfHBm)

832
Chrysler tp...now there's a thought.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:38 AM (sH4ct)

833 >>He said "That's the first time anyone has shaken my hand in the last week."

Yeah. The Crazy Times, we are in them.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Nice!
Crazy times, indeed. By Friday, customers were wanting to hang around and chat. Even those that are working were in no real hurry. Isolation is not what we humans are used to.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:39 AM (Z/jzm)

834 Decided to get up after 1 hr 41 minutes wasted

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:41 AM (ZCEU2)

835 Good morning.

I'd like to take the first paragraph of this ONT and print it out and paste it EVERYWHERE.

Dem ghouls can tell me they care about evenonelife when they stop celebrating the freedom to kill a perfectly viable baby in the womb.
Most of the nations of world do not go THAT far in their mania for blood/death/destruction of the young.

Posted by: lizabth at March 28, 2020 05:42 AM (L3Rsz)

836 809 If y'all are bored, and want to ping the fastest server on the Internet, ping 127.0.0.1
Posted by: Midnight Geek at March 28, 2020 05:12 AM (DMUuz)

PING 127.0.0.1 (127.0.0.1): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=0.050 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.098 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.100 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.111 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.099 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=5 ttl=64 time=0.102 ms
64 bytes from 127.0.0.1: icmp_seq=6 ttl=64 time=0.097 ms

Woah!

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2020 05:42 AM (zqs/f)

837 Yeah. The Crazy Times, we are in them.


Welcome to my world.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 28, 2020 05:42 AM (AHq56)

838 Woah!


$ ping localhost
PING localhost (127.0.0.1) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_req=1 ttl=64 time=0.029 ms
64 bytes from localhost (127.0.0.1): icmp_req=2 ttl=64 time=0.032 ms

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:44 AM (AHq56)

839 dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/printing-money
https://tinyurl.com/svfhww3

I'd say she isn't working fast enough

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 05:45 AM (ZCEU2)

840
PING localhost (127.0.0.1)

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:47 AM (sH4ct)

841

"Woah!

Posted by: Serious Cat"
yeah circle jerks don't take very long.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 05:47 AM (LfHBm)

842
127.0. 0.1 is the loopback Internet protocol (IP) address also referred to as the localhost. The address is used to establish an IP connection to the same machine or computer being used by the end-user.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:49 AM (sH4ct)

843 Wait a minute...


Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:49 AM (AHq56)

844
Oddly, Google doesn't think "whois" is a proper word.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 05:52 AM (sH4ct)

845 >>dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/printing-money
https://tinyurl.com/svfhww3

I'd say she isn't working fast enough
Posted by: Skip

Ha!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 28, 2020 05:53 AM (Z/jzm)

846 842 The address is used to establish an IP connection


IBM had an IP fail-over product in the late 1990s that did some other weird things with the 127.0.0/24 network.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 05:54 AM (AHq56)

847
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
...and remember that we are not descended from fearful men
at March 28, 2020 05:55 AM (cuot+)

848

Recycling and trash centers are closing except one in the largest county in VT... this means more full trash bags will
be strewing the ditches...maybe we should be strewing the lawn in front of the state house with them....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2020 06:00 AM (LfHBm)

849
The season 3 premier of Lost in Space is on and man, its obvious they threw a ton of money at the sets and props. And costumes and extras. Feels completely different.

Posted by: Gooshy at March 28, 2020 06:03 AM (sH4ct)

850 nood emergency medical technician

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 28, 2020 06:04 AM (AHq56)

851 I've spent the past couple of hours watching Larry Bird videos on utube, wandering over from the Curly Neal link in the sidebar. My word, what a ball player! 24p/10r/6a for his career.


Of course, being an older 29-yo and a b-ball fan, I saw a lot of those clips in real time. Wife (both current and ex) and I have never missed an NBA championship series or a Final Four game. Well, until this year.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 28, 2020 06:05 AM (YqED9)

852 Re: Where are all the homeless deaths? A "mental health professional" in California told me the homeless keep to themselves and therefore have less likelihood of catching the virus. I would have thought their aggressive panhandling and eating at soup kitchens would have made them vulnerable, but I don't have much experience with them (other than being approached for money.)

Posted by: Alamoman at March 28, 2020 06:50 AM (w7kDw)

853 Here in Ohio, Gov. DeWine and Dr. Acton are doing everything they can to terrorize the populace. DeWine says the peak won't be until May (um...I though Wuhan Lung Rot was super contagious?). Acton says we could see 6000-8000 new cases per day in about 2 weeks (um ... NYC has seen an increase of about 5100 new cases between March 19 and March 26 in total AND that's the epicenter with 50% of all the cases in the entire U.S.)

I despise those two imbeciles. Every day it becomes more apparent that they over-reacted. I have stopped listening to their press briefings and I can't be the only Ohioan to tune them out.

Even Gov. Cuomo has changed his tune a bit. He is now saying that maybe shutting everything down wasn't such a good idea and the spread seems to be slowing in NYC. We're getting more and more anecdotal reports that the HCQ + Z-pack therapy works in the interim while clinical trials are conducted on more specific treatments and vaccine.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 28, 2020 07:07 AM (00fXp)

854 WeirdDave, Your views are in the majority in my universe....

The lunatics are still at the helm.

Posted by: Stop the Hysteria at March 28, 2020 11:15 AM (gQcW8)

855 Shall we play the tiniest of violins because ace might need to adult now and stay home.Or whomever the minion was who wrote this?

My roommate has left the house in one of the THE most hard hit areas of the coutnry because your incredibly biased and insipid stance that wuhan flu is nothing.
Because "ACE SAID" "MUH ACE SAIDTH"
Because of your blog alone.

Your blog where you get to enjoy 150 k plus a year in revenue if just your own personal fifedom.

You can guess by the IP cross reference who my roommate is.
Instead of a getting a coding job, he spends all his time on here.And now because you can not HANDLE staying inside for lockdown, you want everyone else to view it the way YOU incorrectly view it.
So this person decided even though we're in a state where people should stay inside for now (since no one is smart enough to wear masks everywhere) that he should go on a "booze run."

Thanks a lot for influencing people in the most dangerous direction.
The wuhan fluz is nothing. No portable cremators in Wuhan. No 45k urns given out in wuhan.
Stoopid.



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