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Quarantine Cafe
Tonight's episode: THE ALPACA HUNTER
I mean the alpaca is the hunter. It's hunting a dog.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at March 26, 2020 08:37 PM (RyGy9)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (I664Y)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
I like the video. Have to admit I am starting to like Boxers.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM (RyGy9)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (I664Y)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2020 08:39 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ykYG2)
The buggers seem to be happy messing around in the water.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ufFY8)
There were for me, but then Inspector did something or other in settings (Chrome) and they are all gone. Pretty sure I can't go back to watching with commercials at this point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (uquGJ)
Covering all the major food groups.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
I think alpaca just wanted to play.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (2mNYE)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)
I also say Rampaging Alpacas open for Three Dog Night at the Hollywood Bowl in '73.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Undocumented at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (Y08Vx)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (NP5PC)
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Retard with no thumbs at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (I664Y)
I stopped watching The Dodo's vids because they edit them with annoying music and pop-ups that block the frame.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ONvIw)
All camelids spit but alpacas are usually quite docile and non-agressive. I'd expect to see that from a llama if the dog was a stranger since llamas are actually used as guard animals since unlike dogs they don't require different food than their charges.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (uquGJ)
Supported a small business this evening and got brisket, sausage, ribs, baked beans and roasted potatoes to go.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (7rVsF)
Oh my.
.........
Many first's I should have said! I have a pt who has a boxer for a therapy dog. Most well behaved dog I have ever met. Should my totally unruly lab retriever ever part this earth I'm going boxer hunting.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 26, 2020 08:43 PM (RyGy9)
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (7N4LT)
I think alpaca just wanted to play.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
I think the opposite. The boxer fears the alpaca and the alpaca wants to stomp on it once or twice.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (pS94+)
What kind of bulldog is that?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:44 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Molly k.
We had a boxer/lab mix wander into our lives about 5 years ago (she looks boxer). I never really like the boxer look. She is the sweetest, funniest, most appreciative dog I've ever had.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Champion Farters of the Dog World.
Worse than vegans and vegetarians, who also fart almost constantly.
Maggie should've let loose and the alpaca would've keel over dead.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (fhCLs)
Sad, for people like me that communicate better online, at its inception it was a novelty and a great way to connect with people beyond your social circle. Now its a disease.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:40 PM (ONvIw)
I think you mean vicunas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (/GUxN)
And their spit's all retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (r+sAi)
'Cause a donkey will flat out kill the life right out of a coyote. Epic kickage and stompage.
Shorter donkey: "Meep meep THIS, mutherfuckinghamsterfucker!"
*grins*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (miJU3)
@37. Do try and keep up, old fag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Al Packer at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
I have the perfect gift. Two black eyes and a broken jaw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
Update on those two daughters of my mother's friend who are stuck in India.
The mother said it's in God and the State Dept's hands now. The girls are okay right now, but when they're going to get out is not clear. She said State said they are about 1000 Americans in the same boat stuck in India.
Note that India went full law of the jungle to foreigners when the balloon went up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (pS94+)
Vicunas make great coats. Just ask Joe Gillis.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
Betelgeuse
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (NP5PC)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
I'd rather say her name 3 times and she gets a hemorrhage of some kind.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (vPKfA)
Jim. I think nurse will forgive that trademark infringement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
You will like Flatbush Cats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:45 PM (/GUxN)
And their spit's all retarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
+1
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (/GUxN)
Posted by: mallfly of the Lamamoors at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (4a9Vv)
I have the perfect gift. Two black eyes and a broken jaw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
I'm more for poverty and homelessness.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
Escape from New York is starting.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Social media more or less makes everyone behave like their worst teenaged high school selves.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (nQHrn)
Posted by: San Fran Commie Nan at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
General location?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joel Osteen at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:47 PM (AwPyG)
Don't know about that. Rush is very jovial and good natured. Levin's personality is, uh, different.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)
"...and the next time I tell you I want 'three, over-easy,' I want 'em all *over easy*!"
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
So generous. I would think flogging followed by the rack.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NP5PC)
Getting planes in and out is becoming increasingly difficult everywhere.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)
Check TDG for my recipe!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (BiNEL)
His politics are fine, but if someone told me the varsity team had taped him to a basketball post overnight with briefs on his head, I'd just nod.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 08:49 PM (+oVP5)Twitter has made the world worse in every way. The inventor of Twitter was doing the devil's work.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:46 PM (ZCEU2
Hey knock that off.
Maggie's dad died 585 days ago, and she's still at the funeral.
Have some respect.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
So generous. I would think flogging followed by the rack.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NP5PC)
Well, I'd say she already has a rack but do octogenarian distended udders count?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:51 PM (pS94+)
The mother said it's in God and the State Dept's hands now. The girls are okay right now, but when they're going to get out is not clear. She said State said they are about 1000 Americans in the same boat stuck in India.
Note that India went full law of the jungle to foreigners when the balloon went up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (f1Vqw)
One of them needs to paste on a scruffy beard, and then they can both dress in saris. The Indians will think they are Trudeau and Sophie, and deport them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (miJU3)
Tucker ripping financial experts who went on TV screaming the sky is falling while shorting the hell out of what they were saying was "going to zero!".
This is short and trash, rather than pump and dump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: rld with coffee at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (dksJC)
Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (MRjKr)
The long and the short of it is, if you run a small business, get with Small Business Administration immediately. They will shepard much of the loans and grants authorized by this act and can help you navigate the application processes. Some loans will be forgivable - others will not be but terms seem generous.
There are also a load of IRS regs that have been temporarily suspended to ease costs, penalties and reporting for those impacted businesses.
Also, force majeure is in play for many of the contracts you are under obligation to fulfill (if you negotiated your paper intelligently). Check it out with your company's leadership, lenders, suppliers and legal guys.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled Quarantine Cafe.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)
But suspect as she is destroying the country she probably had one.
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
Air Pinochet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (QqQrS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (NP5PC)
Burning curiosity.
And sometimes when I pee.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at the its all happening at the zoo at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (NGyYx)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (qc+VF)
But suspect as she is destroying the country she probably had one.
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCEU2)
She doesn't look a day over 120
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (QqQrS)
Good thing I incorporated before this little event!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX
Good time for a mutiny.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (NP5PC)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)
My 17yo Grandson is doing better finally, he's up and around and eating.. food was becoming a big concern.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (s9Eo8)
I have the perfect gift. Two black eyes and a broken jaw.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
Told her 3 times and she still didn't listen.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (FhXTo)
I loved watching the sea otters when I lived in Monterey. They are so cute.
Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (MmFTx)
Watch out for your cornhole!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (EGyGV)
There needs to be full, anal probe level investigation of all these people who appear to have been profiting off the shitstorm they knew was coming.
And recriminations. At this point, I wouldn't mind standing up against the wall level recriminations, but they need to be in jail, and at the very least named and shamed, and become untouchables in the markets and polite society in general.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)
And it costs a lot of money to feed the Copenhagen habit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCEU2)
It's about a senile old man who lives in a nursing home but believes the home is the White House.
It's a laugh riot when the staff goes to great lengths to hide the truth from the senile old man.
Oh and there's a hot young starlet who plays a special assistant who gives Mr President special services.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
How? Are they working from home too?
Posted by: f'd at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX
Two months ?
People are gonna get real itchy by next weekend is my guess unless people start bursting into flames.
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)
Prayers up, grand-kids are a vital resource!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (G546f)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
My 17yo Grandson is doing better finally, he's up and around and eating.. food was becoming a big concern.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (s9Eo
When a 17 year old boy starts eating, food becomes a big concern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (7rVsF)
A conspiratorially minded person might question the timing.
Quite dance they've set up here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JCrfD)
You are a good son. Got to take care of the old folks.
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (NP5PC)
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (BiNEL)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JAS at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (nw6Hr)
Could be evac flights.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)
50,000 Yanks are stranded overseas. I have the story for tomorrow's MR.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (7rVsF)
ooooh, nice! I missed it.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (s9Eo8)
I hope the Fed's monetary bukake has put a "30 sigma" short squeeze on these shorting and doom shouting assholes. I hope they get wiped out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Base is busy tonight. Lots of C-17s taking off. I wonder what's up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
Air Pinochet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 08:53 PM (QqQrS)
Don't tease.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (EGyGV)
Medical supplies and peeps to Guam to administer care to the sailors and jarheads on the TR?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (Xesvh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Just don't answer. If you do, then you're crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (I664Y)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (Xesvh)
Posted by: JAS at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (2BZBZ)
How so? By asshole leadership? For sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: f'd at March 26, 2020 09:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:59 PM (ZCEU2)
I say Trump will not wait until Easter. Given the fact that the quack asshole Brit "doctor" is what everyone is basing this on, then I say lift the quarantines by April 5.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (pS94+)
Could be evac flights.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March
moving supplies
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 26, 2020 08:54 PM (H8QX
Two months ?
People are gonna get real itchy by next weekend is my guess unless people start bursting into flames.
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)
As an Angeleno, my guess is it wont be people who burst into flames.
Posted by: getting the banned back together for cocktails at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (NGyYx)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (NP5PC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk)
Plus the occasional lesbian pron video.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4rgH)
"Old gas blob from Uranus found in vintage Voyager 2 data"
https://tinyurl.com/t6pjz6n
Posted by: sinalco at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Just don't answer. If you do, then you're crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
It gets scary when you start having shouting matches with yourself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
I've lived around AFBs all my life. We say that's not noise, it's the sound of freedom.
Posted by: f'd at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Rihar at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (+PABY)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Just don't answer. If you do, then you're crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
\
As my psych ward nurse said, "It is OK to talk to your animals...
but when they start asking you questions you can't answer, it is time to up your meds!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM (NP5PC)
All I know is that people stranded overseas are going to embassies and looking for help in getting home. And the number is about 50,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (pS94+)
People are gonna get real itchy by next weekend is my guess unless people start bursting into flames.
Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (/GUxN)
They aren't going to tolerate seeing things going back to normal in other places while they are still being told to lock down, which is why these Democrat politicians are getting mad. They want Trump holding the bag, not themselves.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (dQF3z)
There are 2122 critical or serious in the entire US. Hospitals are clearly capable of dealing with that.
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (s9Eo8)
The first rule of Fight Club...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (yQpMk)
It gets scary when you start having shouting matches with yourself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
Some comedian back in the 70s did a routine about holding yourself hostage on the subway so the muggers don't come near you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Old gas blob from Uranus at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (Qf83p)
Might have to do with the 60 day ban on troop movements the Pentagon issued a couple of days ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: ALH at March
If they decided to go abroad after the Diamond princess, they get to stay there.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (HALdu)
104 Base is busy tonight. Lots of C-17s taking off. I wonder what's up.
Man those things are beasts.
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (yvnmY)
ooooh, nice! I missed it.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (s9Eo
That is, ordinarily 17 year old boys will eat anything not nailed down.
Eventually, the body says, "That's it, party's over!" Then it turns into the metabolic equivalent of a photomultiplier tube.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
Nah, have to have someone sensible to talk to after all.
Time to worry is if you start telling yourself jokes and laughing at the punchlines you haven't heard before.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Nancy! at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (ykYG2)
They want the economy good and dead for the election
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (XVuno)
Interesting. My son told me he was being quarantined on Guam. He also thinks Guam is a shithole.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (N30JC)
It's about a senile old man who lives in a nursing home but believes the home is the White House.
It's a laugh riot when the staff goes to great lengths to hide the truth from the senile old man.
Oh and there's a hot young starlet who plays a special assistant who gives Mr President special services.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
There's something wrong with that idea, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (zqs/f)
ahead with lunar new year parade. Also density makes it a tinderbox .Jennifer Rubin will have to recalculate her numbers about party hardest hit
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Chrissy Teigen at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (dFuLy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:04 PM (7rVsF)
He's been on liquids only for almost a week. I'm sure he's about to start clearing grocery aisles.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (XVuno)
Interesting. My son told me he was being quarantined on Guam. He also thinks Guam is a shithole.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (N30JC)
Tell him whatever he does to not go in a group to the far end so it doesn't tip over...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (zqs/f)
The Most Dangerous Game
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: USS Boxer (CV-21) at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (2oYEN)
Man those things are beasts.
I've heard four take off in the last half hour.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (mw1Wz)
It's still a fourth world shit hole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (B7KlG)
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WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Posted by: USS Boxer (CV-21) at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (/sKj3)
Senator! Not Ma'am!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (pS94+)
(Steps on cat).
Killing is done. Now is mating.
Posted by: Euclidian Warlord at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (ONvIw)
I do find that my co-workers are checking in on me, now that they have fewer people to talk to and that there's better communication via email now.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JAS at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: ALH at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (NP5PC)
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WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Posted by: USS Boxer (CV-21) at March 26, 2020 09:06 PM (/sKj3)
Senator! Not Ma'am!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (pS94+)
Two words: Leon. Spinks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (JCrfD)
Asshole spent days last week, terrifying viewers that "all hotels will go to ZERO!, talking about the stock price.
In the last week, Tucker said he made $2 Billion since mostly shorting hotel stock.
No trial for him, he needs the full Mussolini option
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (I664Y)
And this will follow what is likely to be a big relaxation (with some inbound travel limits, perhaps) on huge parts of the country, maybe by Monday. Trump said they'd be finalizing a system, maybe with "level" ratings, this weekend.
Neighbor in commercial and mortgage finance said only client group he worries might have trouble here are some doctor-owned diagnostic businesses (high fixed cost, reduced business flow) - most others are going pretty strong, hardly a hiccup.
But this reminds me, there was a hilarious to-and-fro from the LA County sheriff cretin about closing gun stores, need to see where that comedy sits at the moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)
The alpaca is Islamic fundamentalism. Maggie is the region's monarchies.
The rancher is the United States.
Posted by: Euclidian Warlord at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Al Packer at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (aKsyK)
I've become enamored of the wisdom of Mike Tyson. There's something there that's like reading Jose Conseco's Twitter feed, a kind of genius, but not the usual kind.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Preznident Gaylord at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (NGyYx)
Posted by: notsothoreau
Just don't answer. If you do, then you're crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I had an argument with myself once.
I lost.
Myself won't let I live it down.
Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (P1f+c)
I had to buy Peter Pan.
New realities i reject...still there. M?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (QWD9W)
They want the economy good and dead for the election
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:05 PM (ZCEU2)
When the red states open for business and economies boom, I would think the blue state prisoners would revolt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
Good. Heard a rumor that Mexico is gonna be as bad as Italy. Just want to make sure that border stays shut.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (JCrfD)
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I might piss on her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (XVuno)
Zod, I wonder if Carter will get the Wuhan flu. Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (I664Y)
"Hah, mah naim is Jimm....uhhh."
He's older than salt.
Posted by: Euclidian Warlord at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 09:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (yvnmY)
I would at least attempt to beat out the flames with a logging chain, Christian that I am.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March
hey now, that's just mean
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)
But this reminds me, there was a hilarious to-and-fro from the LA County sheriff cretin about closing gun stores, need to see where that comedy sits at the moment.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:08 PM (El6T/)
I think he's closed them again. I'll have it for tomorrow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (pS94+)
Was that before or after Cleavon Little held himself hostage in Blazing Saddles?
Steve Martin did a bit way back where he suggested walking around the city pushing a baby carriage filled with garbage as people won't mug you if they think you're crazy. And, if you do get mugged, throw up on your money.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (DTX3h)
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
President Trump: Let's re-open as much of the country as we can!
Democrats: Oh hell no. Shut it all down and keep it shut.
I'd have some schadenfreude about this if I didn't live in one of those states with a Dem Governor who would probably keep everything shut down out of spite, long after the need had passed.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nice going Air Force.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (JCrfD)
Good. Heard a rumor that Mexico is gonna be as bad as Italy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March
Yeah. And no fucking human flypaper in place at the border, and it's too late to start now.
Nice work, Trump.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:12 PM (ONvIw)
They want to be close to 'their new team of Hollywood agents and PRs'
Harry and Meghan had been holed up in their Vancouver waterfront mansion
Sources say it was hoped that they might return to Britain amid the pandemic
The move is said to have 'stunned and horrified' others in the royal family after Prince Charles, 71, tested positive for coronavirus
A source told the DailyMail.com Wednesday Meghan had forbidden her husband from traveling to the UK to see his sick father
These two are batshit crazy...
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (ufFY8)
Gotta think this is just a big tray of raw, fresh red meat for various kinds of legal action, but have not yet heard anything.
Meanwhile, the county board is in a death struggle with this sheriff (pre-existing conflict), and is seeking to remove him from emergency management role.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 08:42 PM (ZCEU2)
ItS THe AlpAcALypse!!! RUN!!
Posted by: Maggie the Doggeh at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (Vy7tf)
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
She's going to have a cameo in the next Marvel movie, isn't she?
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (ykYG2)
More like an artifact of WWI when Churchill decide to convert the Royal Navy over to oil fuel.
Posted by: JEM at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JAS at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (2BZBZ)
231 we best not be paying for their security from federal money Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:12 PM (ONvIw)
They make too much to qualify for the 2020 Stimulus Free-Shit-Army Allegiance Inversion Cash Shotgun And Business Bailout.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Berkowitz at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)
My new internet name.
Posted by: Old gas blob from Uranus
How's it goin'?
https://youtu.be/mSxxmAK6iYg
Posted by: Big Eyed Beans From Venus at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ghbucky
Too late!!!
Posted by: Chinavirus post-hoc preppers at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (P1f+c)
231 we best not be paying for their security from federal money
It's probably best we don't know everything we pay for.
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
Off to bed.
See you in the morning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (pS94+)
You do great work. I look forward to what you have for the morning.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E)
That escaped llama thing literally happened to me once when I was pet sitting. I didn't latch the corral right after I fed them all at night and in the morning there were chickens, goats, and a llama right outside the living room window. It was freaky.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)
Guam isn't that bad if you can get out and swim/dive. Not the party place Olangapo City or Phuket was, but not Diego Garcia or Mombassa either.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (Xesvh)
Well well well we uh have to allow security companys to continue and uh licensing (btw, no "license" needed to pass NICS), so uh, city atty spanked me, uh
FUCK THIS LITTLE HITLER
Posted by: getting tbe banned back together to visit the former sheriff in federal prison at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (NGyYx)
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (0x00j)
***********
I would be a lot more charitable than that and at least try to douse the flames with lighter fluid.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: JAS at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (2BZBZ)
Leftists...lie? Say it ain't so, Royal Ho!
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E)
Nice work, Trump.
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (yvnmY)
May still have time to deploy land mines.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 26, 2020 09:15 PM (DTX3h)
I haven't had a pork chop since December.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: National Divorce at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:03 PM (pS94+)
Isn't somebody going to help that poor man?!?
Posted by: Mrs. Howard Johnson at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (LPnfS)
************
Awesome, thats always the one time we get to hear the guest actually talk.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (+dsLj)
***********
A chainsaw might work.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
No, it's a product of the exhaustion of the West after WW1. If that oil had been discovered before the Black Hand got lucky -- WW1 would have been along the Bahgdad -Berlin Train line.
An alternative history anthology with that premise would be cool. Germany would have had to knock Russia out early, the Western front would have been a defensive line in the Alsace. The Mediterranean would have become very important.
Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (ykYG2)
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Hawaii checks all planes from Guam for Guamanian brown snakes. They can survive in the wheel wells.
I'm with Ripley on this issue.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
And good riddance to them. I hope Harry eventually comes to his senses and ditches the gold digger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (Vy7tf)
Speaking of Meghan Markle, there's a twitter guy @sweetpe14687243. Take a look at the photo he uses as his banner.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 09:16 PM (XhWtx)
I was all-Levis for way too long, but finally I tried out what Duluth Trading was offering, and I'm out of the Levis game.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Rng Lardner at March 26, 2020 09:18 PM (COzlW)
BREAKING: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leave Canada and set up home in
LA amid the coronavirus crisis and flew by private jet to California
before Trump closed the border
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
They suck.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 26, 2020 09:18 PM (6ofTb)
I say Trump will not wait until Easter. Given the fact that the quack asshole Brit "doctor" is what everyone is basing this on, then I say lift the quarantines by April 5.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 09:01 PM
Trump said 15 days.
It's going to be 15 days
A few hotspots may be exceptions.
America is quarantining the healthy.
Day 15, America goes back to quarantining the sick.
How do I know this?
Easy.
Donald Trump is my president.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
They can eat shit. My patience is running low with all of these fucktards.
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (I664Y)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (jSEze)
BREAKING: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leave Canada and set up home in LA amid the coronavirus crisis and flew by private jet to California before Trump closed the border
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami
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LOL, what a dufus move! Are they going to be safer from the Big Bad Virus in LA than they would be in Canada?
Wassa deal, is it supposed to be easier to get treated in LA than it is in Canada if you do test positive?
still loling, packing up the nannies, the wardrobes, the documents all in a mad panic, running to the airport and yelling "Get this thing off the ground!!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (AwPyG)
Speaking of Meghan Markle, there's a twitter guy @sweetpe14687243. Take a look at the photo he uses as his banner.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
I see it but I'm not recognizing anyone.
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)
investigation of all these people who appear to have been profiting off
the shitstorm they knew was coming.
And recriminations. At this point, I wouldn't mind standing up
against the wall level recriminations, but they need to be in jail, and
at the very least named and shamed, and become untouchables in the
markets and polite society in general.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
What do you want to bet Soros is up to his nasty, Nazi-collaborator eyeballs in driving the market down and profiting from it?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 26, 2020 09:07 PM (JCrfD)
The flavor.....would be disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump was asked at one of his pressers a few days ago if they were using the UK study and he said no.
I think he's navigating this as best he can with imperfect data and wants the economy opened as much as anyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (ZLI7S)
I used to have a nice Weber gas grill that I got so much use I replaced the burners and the grills.
Outside has bugs. But maybe I'll buy one of those little grills that use the 1lb propane tanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 09:20 PM (K22Va)
They just haven't died yet. The cartels are more efficient than their gov..
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (QWD9W)
They even fomented revolt in Iraq as part of this. And of course Syria, as unoccupied France, was sketchy. Favorite most obscure naval battle of the war - Royal Navy vs. French off Lebanon.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)
Duchess In A Hot Zone.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)
231
BREAKING: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leave Canada and set up home in
LA amid the coronavirus crisis and flew by private jet to California
before Trump closed the border
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
Closer to us and our surprise!
Posted by: Sea Otters of Monterey at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (ufFY8)
With this kind of drastic change Im either going to look like Bruce Wayne or Liberace.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (+dsLj)
Base is busy tonight. Lots of C-17s taking off. I wonder what's up.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
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Lots of people overseas. Will Lots of people that work for Uncle Sam be coming home.
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (+0uDE)
Wassa deal, is it supposed to be easier to get treated in LA than it is in Canada if you do test positive?
still loling, packing up the nannies, the wardrobes, the documents
all in a mad panic, running to the airport and yelling "Get this thing
off the ground!!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (G51Gf)
I think she misses Hollywood. She thinks she's going to be the HBIC now that she's royalty.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 26, 2020 09:21 PM (6ofTb)
Speaking of Meghan Markle, there's a twitter guy @sweetpe14687243. Take a look at the photo he uses as his banner.
Posted by: artemis
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What is that, the SoCal MoMe?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (G51Gf)
Headline:
Cuomo: Not sure if closing all businesses, keeping everyone home was 'the best public health strategy'
https://tinyurl.com/u92tzfn
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Thursday that his stay-at-home order for the entirety of New York State was "probably not the best public health strategy."
In a press conference in Albany, Cuomo said the smartest way forward would be a public health strategy that complemented a "get-back-to-work strategy."
"What we did was we closed everything down. That was our public health strategy. Just close everything, all businesses, old workers, young people, old people, short people, tall people," said Cuomo. Every school closed, everything."
"If you rethought that or had time to analyze that public health strategy, I don't know that you would say quarantine everyone," Cuomo admitted. "I don't even know that that was the best public health policy. Young people then quarantined with older people was probably not the best public health strategy because the younger people could have been exposing the older people to an infection."
Well, duh.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March
which is who?
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)
Just don't answer. If you do, then you're crazy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
It gets scary when you start having shouting matches with yourself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Norman Osbourne at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Monty James at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
See 166 for guidance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (BiNEL)
Canada and set up home in LA amid the coronavirus crisis and flew by
private jet to California before Trump closed the border
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami
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LOL, what a dufus move! Are they going to be safer from the Big Bad Virus in LA than they would be in Canada?
Wassa deal, is it supposed to be easier to get treated in LA than it is in Canada if you do test positive?
still loling, packing up the nannies, the wardrobes, the documents
all in a mad panic, running to the airport and yelling "Get this thing
off the ground!!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:19 PM (G51Gf)
She has also, according to press reports, forbidden Harry to fly back to the UK and see his father (who has tested positive for Wuhu Flu).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Berkowitz at March 26, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2
In a foreign language.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (N30JC)
Where are you? What base?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (85Gof)
But the heat and sun rays kills it off the hotter it gets so isn't Mexico pretty much into summer now?
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (ZCEU2)
pregnant snake. Snake ate the birds. Now the island is full of not just
snakes but big spiders too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Son likes to be deployed there. Said there are snake traps everywhere, baited with live mice, the snakes cannot get to the mice, however the mice don't know that, so there is a very high rate of mouse suicides.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2020 08:58 PM (pS94+)
It gets scary when you start having shouting matches with yourself.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Tell me about it.
Posted by: Norman Osbourne at March 26, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)
Try using a different voice for the other side of the argument.
Posted by: Norman Bates at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: BigZesty at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (Djr2s)
"Old gas blob from Uranus found in vintage Voyager 2 data"
https://tinyurl.com/t6pjz6n
Posted by: sinalco at March 26, 2020 09:02 PM (yODqO)
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I honestly don't think they could have phrased it better!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: her royal highness at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (NGyYx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (85Gof)
I was all-Levis for way too long, but finally I tried out what Duluth Trading was offering, and I'm out of the Levis game.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)
I'm all in on the Duluth ballroom jeans. Levis are almost all replaced in my collection. After blowing the crotch out of 75% of my Levis, a change was required. Was leaning that way after the fucktard made his political views known, so I stopped buying anything from him, but since their pants actually suck, I moved on.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Faust at March 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)
In a press conference in Albany, Cuomo said the smartest way forward would be a public health strategy that complemented a "get-back-to-work strategy."
This fucking asshole.
He's plagiarizing the president, almost verbatim.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:24 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Its purportedly Ghislane Maxwell on a yacht with a bevy of "yacht girls". See the one in the back with the hat?
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Al Paca at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (dFuLy)
We'll see what happens, to quote a certain ScalpWeasel, but there were indications today that a phased and regionally-adjusted relaxation of restrictions could be decided on as early as this weekend.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Can't be, Canadian healthcare is waaaayyyy much gooder than American.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (2ygtH)
BREAKING: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leave Canada and set up home in LA amid the coronavirus crisis and flew by private jet to California before Trump closed the border
https://tinyurl.com/sc5zz2b
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:11 PM (cF8AT)
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If they are going to LA to be safe from the virus, then Canada must be totally screwed as far as the Chinese Plague. LA is only a few weeks behind NYFC.
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (+0uDE)
We call you Fredo Sr. for a reason, guinea.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Its purportedly Ghislane Maxwell on a yacht with a bevy of "yacht girls". See the one in the back with the hat?
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM (AwPyG)
Oh Lordy!
Did she meet Harry through Prince Andrew?
j/k...sorta.
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
In a press conference in Albany, Cuomo said the smartest way forward would be a public health strategy that complemented a "get-back-to-work strategy."
You asshole! You and your other anus governors are the ones who shut down everything.
Where is Fake News to tell Cuomo he's going against the advice of "experts?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (ykYG2)
Muslims have overtaken Guam, not just Sweden and France?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (aKsyK)
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Howz your county elected friend doing? Hanging in there?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (El6T/)
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If Cuomo's saying that now, in spite of the current state of state of NYC (and reporting on it), we might see some of these statewide lockdowns lifted by the 15 day mark as Trump has been saying (and Easter was the old Scotty estimate).
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 26, 2020 08:38 PM
Congratulations! The ne plus ultra of Firsts is on the ONT, where it is known as The Primus Noctus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (85Gof)
She fucks like a stripper and he's a mental retard. It's perfect.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:28 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (fhCLs)
His expert came up with fewer ventilators and more triage. Yet you never hear the name Howard Zucker.
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (ONvIw)
Well then fucking reopen things, asshole! Businesses continue to die and people continue to be out of work while you're mentally masturbating. What a shithead!
Posted by: Drink Like Fingerhut Biden at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (iz7Jh)
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (HALdu)
Way lower than the original hysteria numbers; but I still think it will probably be less than a quarter of that and maybe less than 10,000.
OTOH, New York City seems to be doing an Italian-Government level job at containing it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 09:29 PM (I664Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM (85Gof)
She fucks like a stripper and he's a mental retard. It's perfect.
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
I dunno. I really liked the guy. He seemed like the perfect spare for the heir, military guy, great grin, maybe a leader of men, seemed to have it going on. Then...
Either he was a flawed gem all along, or she has Yoko-level skills. Or both, I guess.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Update on those two daughters of my mother's friend who are stuck in India.
The mother said it's in God and the State Dept's hands now. The girls are okay right now, but when they're going to get out is not clear. She said State said they are about 1000 Americans in the same boat stuck in India.
Note that India went full law of the jungle to foreigners when the balloon went up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (f1Vqw)
If this is a supposed ally, they can damn well exert themselves to help foreign nationals get home.
You'd think this *might* convince the GOPe to zero out H1Bs...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (0ReGO)
What an idiot.
NYC did the opposite.
That's worked out well.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
The royal way was always for the King to have a wife to produce heirs and another to give him syphilis.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
j/k...sorta.
Posted by: Tami
not so much through as next to and rubbing
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (HALdu)
One of the big pandemic shorters was Bill Ackman. He was on TV shouting Doom! all the while shorting the shit out stuff he was particularly trashin, "It's going to zero!".
He says he's closed his shorts now, and is all long. He's talking happy talk now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 26, 2020 09:30 PM (0ReGO)
I need more billions!
Posted by: Richie Rich at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)
This explains so much...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Sponge
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (P1f+c)
he's a mental retard,
The House of Windsor is full of dimbulbs but even a dimbulb can have a dignified public face. Harry, like Edward VIII, threw his life away for an American shrew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 26, 2020 09:23 PM
Forsooth, what prose breaks forth from yonder dentist's grill?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (AwPyG)
The DNC's already proven numerous times they have no problem with foisting candidates on their drug-addled, braindead constituencies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 09:32 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020
You know, in fairness, girl knows how to take a dicking.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:33 PM (HALdu)
He sounds exactly like you'd expect him to sound.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:33 PM (AwPyG)
One more thing...since this is your first night here....
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 09:33 PM (9PtLS)
The House of Windsor is full of dimbulbs but even a dimbulb can have a dignified public face. Harry, like Edward VIII, threw his life away for an American shrew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (7rVsF)
Edward was a retiring sort. Less of a surprise. Harry was supposed to be the infusion of new DNA into the Royal family from that pilot guy. Should have worked out. The German thing did.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)
Uproarious laughter.
Don't look at even *the administration's* actions on this.
You might recall the RAISE Act. That was a corpse twitch.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:34 PM (El6T/)
He sounds exactly like you'd expect him to sound.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:33 PM (AwPyG)
So, whipped?
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:34 PM (HALdu)
"Sorry, Bernie, but we're taking that house we promised you away. Turns out you only came in third!"
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2020 09:34 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Concern Troll Consulate at March 26, 2020 09:34 PM (ykYG2)
They even fomented revolt in Iraq as part of this. And of course Syria, as unoccupied France, was sketchy. Favorite most obscure naval battle of the war - Royal Navy vs. French off Lebanon.
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There was a revolt in Iraq. But Syria was under Vichy control at the time, and Vichy Admiral Darlan allowed the Germans to make use of French infrastructure in Lebanon and Syria. A serious revolt would have been counterproductive at that time (1941).
Interestingly, in response to Darlan's actions, the British launched an invasion of the region. The troops were a typical mix of Commonwealth units... and Free French. As a result, during the campaign, Free French and Vichy French units came into conflict with each other. In many instances, one side or the other was reluctant to fight their French opponents (particularly on the Free French side). But there were plenty of other battles in which French troops were in direct conflict with each other.
Posted by: junior at March 26, 2020 09:35 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)
*********
Guam is the 23,397th holiest place in all of islam
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 26, 2020 09:35 PM (flINI)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:17 PM (miJU3)
She truly is an awful person.
But i wouldn't be surprised if she will the one who dumps him now that she's no longer a princess.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 09:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 26, 2020 09:35 PM (flINI)
I've never quite gotten over that whole "putting a mosque on the 9/11 site to claim it" thing. Capping the Temple with one was bad enough...
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
he's a mental retard,
The House of Windsor is full of dimbulbs but even a dimbulb can have
a dignified public face. Harry, like Edward VIII, threw his life away
for an American shrew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:31 PM (7rVsF)
The girl was a Deal or No Deal suitcase girl, ffs.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (6ofTb)
He's not quitting, but one person has jumped in to run against him for his reelection campaign. There may be others. He runs again this year, after completing his first four years. He has done very well, but upset some of the local power structure.
His opponents are using Gresham's Law to try and remove him. I and others will do out very best to keep him in office.
Thanks for asking.
I myself may be unopposed for reelection this year. I am sovereign in my smaller domain. When I ran the first time in 2016, I was the only one of my type in the entire county (1 of 17) with opposition. I won my election by 56 votes. What the hell was I thinking?
I have lowered the tax part of the mill levy I control; twice. I believe I have the best managed of these 17 entities in the county. And no one knows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
1. They need to be on the opposite side as Trump.
2. They have to be right when no one knows what the best option is.
3. If they guess wrong, they might be held responsible.
So they have resorted to saying Trump is wrong but giving no details about what he is wrong about or he should be doing.
I think you should be able to win an argument with most of those on
the Left these days by simply requiring them to define their terms.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 26, 2020 08:55 PM (geO1h)
I am so old I remember when he seemed like the normal royal.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: DBCooper at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:13 PM (ykYG2)
Gravid. Snakes become gravid, not pregnant. It's a herpetological term.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, once the Keeper of the Snakes at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (El6T/)
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Heard Mr. Newt on Hannity's radio show today make this prediction -- although I had to turn it off because Newt was giving Fredo's brother a tongue-bathing of praise.
Being in Italy where his wife is Ambassador to the Vatican has warped Newt's sensibilities apparently ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
You infidels don't get it!
Posted by: mulluer Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)
I think she misses Hollywood. She thinks she's going to be the HBIC now that she's royalty.
Posted by: Fatass Jordan61
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100%.
I think she fixed to get back to Hollywood within months of the wedding. That charity and visiting and perfect posture and glowing smile stuff is much harder work than she imagined, especially in England. Plus she probably had to eat meatpies with Marmite and room-temperature Coke that's so horrible your teeth revolt and try to jump out of your gums and wind up in the Big Book of British Smiles.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, once the Keeper of the Snakes at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (Vy7tf)
And this is, after all, a Smart Herpetelogical Blog.
Meghan would find that useful, I'd imagine.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (I664Y)
Just really, really dumb. Hates Trump of course, and tells "Greta" that Trump avoided speaking to her because she would just make him look stupid.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1
I saw that list of how long Lung Chop Fluey remains viable of different surfaces. 'Stripper Pole' was not on the list, so, we good!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, once the Keeper of the Snakes at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (AwPyG)
Ackman made $2B+ shorting the pandemic. One of his targets was Hilton. He was on TV screaming "It's going to zero!", and stuff like "America as we know it will end if we don't shut down everything!"
And he was short on positions that would be killed by shutting down everything.
Now, if it's any indication, Ackman has taken that $2B and is now going long, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)
I have been craving Mexican food from an actual Mexi restaurant like no one's business.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2020 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
For a small fee, I can vote for you at least once. Or there is a sliding scale if you're interested!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
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Well, the pole gets 'wiped' down a number of times a shift so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2020 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)
And nice to hear one of the Horde is an entrenched power broker, after a fashion. Cutting taxes, promises made, promises kept .....
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:41 PM (ZCEU2)
He's screwed all around.
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:41 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020
Shows what an awful person she is.
She went in there and wanted to have her way despite years/centuries of tradition. She surely went into it knowing that as a member of the Royal family, she would be subject to rules common folk aren't. She probably just focused on the glamor and got mad when she didn't get her own way.
She has not just deprived her husband of his family and position but has also deprived their kid(s), too.
Harry chose *badly *. That selfish @#& has more stuff coming his way. You just watch.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 09:42 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2020 09:42 PM (KnJdm)
I saw that story initially and had to force myself not to take glee in the suffering of others.
But, what a bitch.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 26, 2020 09:42 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: getting the banned back together no snakee at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (TpjCj)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (AwPyG)
LOL. These people are pathetic and delusional.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 09:42 PM (9hauA)
That, yes. I think she also discovered that being a Royal is work. Not quite what she had bargained for.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2020 09:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:43 PM (0x00j)
Worse. Stage 4 TDS. Might be incurable.
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E)
DARN THAT ANAL GANGBANG!!
Posted by: kathy gaper at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (TpjCj)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (G546f)
She went in there and wanted to have her way despite years/centuries of tradition. She surely went into it knowing that as a member of the Royal family, she would be subject to rules common folk aren't.
See also: Empress Elizabeth of Austria-Hungary
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Some snakes give birth to live young. But they don't suckle them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: . at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (B+t5k)
frogs are like a combination of chicken and fish, but good.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
Yes, Meggie Sparkle thought being a royal was going to her ticket from the B or C list to the A list of celebrity-hood.
She found out being a royal is a lot different that being a Hollywood A-lister.
Royals get a lot of perks, but they are also expected to represent the country and do work. They have to do shit like show up in Podunk and do publicity for things like children's hospitals and charities like that.
It's not about them, but it is really is about the needy children.
Meggie wanted no part of that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 09:46 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (miJU3)
I got this.
Posted by: Meghan The Duchess at March 26, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E)
A lot of 13 year old boys not at school with internet connections. Pretty sure the TP will fly by.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:47 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:47 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2020 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
Actually the guy using that glory hole does clean aquariums.
Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2020 09:47 PM (ABjxW)
Second look at accidental fire?
Posted by: just askin at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (Oz6y7)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, we are all related. (rolls eyes)
Posted by: Platypus at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ZCEU2)
At least the WH/GOP didn't politicize it. I mean, calling out the Dem idiocy and making them hold the country hostage for it would have been unseemly. You don't move towards implementing an agenda by engaging in politix. Important to remember.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)
She didn't get a chinese flu test because the doctor, who is smarter than her, knew she didn't need one!
Kathy Griffin is a liability on society.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (fhCLs)
I do have some stories! and know all the local players in office. And some out of office.
What could happen, if he is reelected, is in 4 more years he will step down, and try to get me to run for the County Commission. A lot can happen in 4 years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
Royals get a lot of perks, but they are also expected to represent the country and do work.
It's not all galloping around the countryside shooting at the peasants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (7rVsF)
Sniffing coeds' hair doesn't count Joe!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Today was opening day and I miss my baseball.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
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+1 Going through withdrawal here, boss!
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)
Wassa deal, is it supposed to be easier to get treated in LA than it is in Canada if you do test positive?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Can't be, Canadian healthcare is waaaayyyy much gooder than American.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 26, 2020 09:25 PM
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Just ask any Canadian at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester Minnesota.
Or the Canadians at the Orthpedic Surgeries in the US getting there knees and their hips replaced years before they would be scheduled in Canada.
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 09:49 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2020 09:42 PM (KnJdm)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2020 09:49 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Roy at March 26, 2020 09:44 PM (ABjxW)
no kidding. all the other stuff too. as far as i can tell things got replenished fully. even more so. cornucopia like. meat, produce, cereals, softdrinks ( I name those because shortages before). people walking past paper products like it's nothing special. did not see much for hand sanitizer, but I think it was in the pipeline a week ago and then there will be cornucopia of that as well. so, yeay us !
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: just askin at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (Oz6y7)
The Acme Ungrounded Lightning Rod Company. When you care enough to use the very worst.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (miJU3)
It's not all galloping around the countryside shooting at the peasants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (7rVsF)
fire them. It won't happen again I bet.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (hHxp2)
Royals get a lot of perks, but they are also expected to represent the country and do work.
It's not all galloping around the countryside shooting at the peasants.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (7rVsF)
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Not from horseback. Skeet is the way to go.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (CAJOC)
Is that a "Dead or Alive" offer? Asking for my .300 Win Mag.
Posted by: An Observation at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (Qd4bT)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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Good for you! Hang in there - this shit is always hard.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2020 09:50 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 09:51 PM (JKNZq)
Didn't think Nanzi was going to forget her and Democrats newest voting block of illegal immigrants did you?
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ZCEU2)
_______
Illegals -- voting in America since 1987!
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:51 PM (WqPYg)
Kathy Griffin is a liability on society.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
Or, based on the circles she roams, the doc figured "I do this for the greater good."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 26, 2020 09:51 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:51 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2020 09:51 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:52 PM (hHxp2)
And he was short on positions that would be killed by shutting down everything.
Now, if it's any indication, Ackman has taken that $2B and is now going long, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March
yeah, but that is what he does every day. that is his thing.
there is no insider information there
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
The advantage of having numerous hairy, shedding dogs is that we're always long on cleaning supplies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 26, 2020 09:52 PM (7rVsF)
Sheesh
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (ouBhA)
To DEPORTING them.
Gotta be some legal wiggle room in there somewhere.
Even if there is not, nothing can stop Trump from suggesting it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Flu Manchu at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 09:52 PM (hHxp2)
No, she was a suitcase girl on Deal or No Deal. Then an actress on some USA Network show (I think).
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)
Wish there were more congresscritters on the side of the American people.
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 09:53 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 09:54 PM (XhWtx)
She's one year closer to having to eternally suck the devil's dick...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 09:49 PM (+0uDE)
The hospital system I worked for in the business office back in the early '90's had long term contracts to provide services to British Columbia's "healthcare system".
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:54 PM (0x00j)
Kathy Griffin is a liability on society.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:48 PM (fhCLs)
Strictly speaking, she was negative on the initial test.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 09:54 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 26, 2020 09:54 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
I didn't say it was insider trading, it's not. It's conflict of interest stuff, being on TV as an expert, scaring the shit out of the markets, well having interests in the subject you are expertin' on.
It's been a big problem with the financial networks for years and years.
This guy takes it to the next level of scaring the whole damned world about a damned pandemic to enhance his own position.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Nah, she'd enjoy that. Her hell will be that she has no power or influence over anyone or anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (Y4EXg)
You can't walk into the hospital and demand shit.
For example, no doctor will refer you for an MRI if YOU say you want one. The doctor makes that decision, because he's the fucking doctor and that's how it works.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
$350,000,000 to migrants and refugees in corona bill
Sheesh
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (ouBhA)
You don't have to live like a refugee.
Posted by: zombie Tom Petty at March 26, 2020 09:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 09:56 PM (dOV9E)
Isn't that the socalists way
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 09:56 PM (ZCEU2)
It's been a big problem with the financial networks for years and years.
This guy takes it to the next level of scaring the whole damned world about a damned pandemic to enhance his own position.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March
it is how it works. everybody that is going to move enough to matter knows who he is and what he does.
he has been screwed shorting many times.
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:56 PM (HALdu)
Ackman made $2B+ shorting the pandemic. One of his targets was Hilton. He was on TV screaming "It's going to zero!", and stuff like "America as we know it will end if we don't shut down everything!"
And he was short on positions that would be killed by shutting down everything.
Now, if it's any indication, Ackman has taken that $2B and is now going long, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 26, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)
I hope he gets Martha Stewarted in the FBI and SEC Investigation.
It would nice to hear he has to disgorge all the gains.
Posted by: rd at March 26, 2020 09:57 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:57 PM (AwPyG)
I grew up watching the Harlem Globetrotters. Great show. RIP "Curly" Neal. [Mis. Hum.]
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:57 PM (WqPYg)
It would nice to hear he has to disgorge all the gains.
Posted by: rd at March
why? he did nothing improper
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:58 PM (HALdu)
For example, no doctor will refer you for an MRI if YOU say you want one. The doctor makes that decision, because he's the fucking doctor and that's how it works.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (fhCLs)
There are some imaging labs that will do MRI's for cash, on a walk-in basis.. No reason why not, it's non-invasive, and uses no potentially harmful radiation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 26, 2020 09:59 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 26, 2020 09:47 PM (ykYG2)
In my day we used the 3 seashells.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 09:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Kazi at March 26, 2020 09:59 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 09:59 PM (HALdu)
Sheesh
Posted by: Emmie at March 26, 2020 09:45 PM (ouBhA)
Democrats
All you need to know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 10:00 PM (sy5kK)
Doing the laundry will be a little less gross.
Posted by: Mom at March 26, 2020 10:00 PM (l3+k2)
However, that prick knew exactly what would happen when he included the "do nothing" result in his paper as the base case rather than something actually plausible. That eye popping figure is the news hook that'll get picked up and will get him on the BBC and in front of Parliament.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 26, 2020 10:01 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 10:01 PM (ufFY8)
For example, no doctor will refer you for an MRI if YOU say you want one. The doctor makes that decision, because he's the fucking doctor and that's how it works.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (fhCLs)
BUT if you have great insurance they will set you up with the finest in patient suite and give MRIs and other testing until you figure out you are the cash cow for all the illegals sucking the place dry.
Then they'll cut off your legs as an upcharge.
Not that it ever happened to anyone, ever.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 10:01 PM (1g7ch)
It would also explain why Charles gave her a 2 MILLION pound/year budget for clothes. I think they were money-laundering taxpayer $$, and didn't count on how unlikeable she turned out to be, so that everyone started asking questions.
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 10:02 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 09:57 PM (AwPyG)
I can chase her car down a slippery motorway, for a price.
Posted by: Pa Parazzi at March 26, 2020 10:02 PM (z79tQ)
LOLOLOLOL ... I'm thinking "US Leads World In Accurate COVD Test Kits!" Drudge really is a putz.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: An Observation at March 26, 2020 10:04 PM (Qd4bT)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 26, 2020 10:04 PM (HuH1F)
LOLOLOLOL ... I'm thinking "US Leads World In Accurate COVD Test Kits!" Drudge really is a putz.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Pqytn)
"US Now Leads World In Cases Because China Commies Lie!" would be more like it
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)
For example, no doctor will refer you for an MRI if YOU say you want
one. The doctor makes that decision, because he's the fucking doctor
and that's how it works.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 09:55 PM (fhCLs)
BUT if you have great insurance they will set you up with the finest
in patient suite and give MRIs and other testing until you figure out
you are the cash cow for all the illegals sucking the place dry.
Then they'll cut off your legs as an upcharge.
Not that it ever happened to anyone, ever.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 10:01 PM (1g7ch)
I heard long ago the regional hospital has to pretty much do everything for illegals including not make much of an attempt to bill them. It is not conspiracy, I heard if from the head of accounts at the hospital and way before we were in such a "divided country". The county gives them tax breaks and they have to look the other way on billing. The guy who wants to be on the up and up get's screwed and pays for all the other guys too
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 10:05 PM (hHxp2)
It should be the right of every free citizen to lie his/he/xer ass off to the FBI, corrupt body bastards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 26, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)
Just say yes to the dress.
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at March 26, 2020 10:05 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: An Observation at March 26, 2020 10:04 PM (Qd4bT)
What, I can paid for this?
Why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by: Wannabe Troll Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Pqytn)
Drudge is retired, the guy who bought it is doing this shit
Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 10:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Splunge at March 26, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)
======================
And that, too. Italy has problems with their data collection frolics.
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 10:06 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:07 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 10:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 10:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Billy Jeff at March 26, 2020 10:07 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2020 10:08 PM (KnJdm)
Matt Drudge is a homosexual weirdo who is probably naked in Thailand right now getting asphyxiated by a little boy wearing lipstick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 10:08 PM (fhCLs)
naked in Thailand right now getting asphyxiated by a little boy wearing
lipstick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 10:08 PM (fhCLs)
Perv.
Posted by: David Carradine at March 26, 2020 10:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2020 10:07 PM (Pqytn)
who cares. He was of no account anyway. He was a sensationalist that wanted to be the center of attention. If not for Lewinsky, he would have just been another site.
He pushed Trump in the primaries like no one online ever. Now he hates Ttump and/or retired. Sorry, I don't give a crap. I have heard the guy interviewed and to this day have no clue what he stands for.
Posted by: Quint at March 26, 2020 10:09 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: artemis at March 26, 2020 10:10 PM (AwPyG)
What do alpaca taste like?
Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2020 10:18 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 10:31 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 10:40 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2020 10:49 PM (87EdW)
_________
Heard
Mr. Newt on Hannity's radio show today make this prediction -- although
I had to turn it off because Newt was giving Fredo's brother a
tongue-bathing of praise.
Being in Italy where his wife is Ambassador to the Vatican has warped Newt's sensibilities apparently ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 26, 2020 09:38 PM (WqPYg)
I will predict Mario's baby boy gives this election a pass. He has not clothed himself in glory in this crisis despite the tongue bathes he is getting and he is not going to waste his chance to be President against Trump.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 26, 2020 10:50 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2020 10:52 PM (87EdW)
take the L with "nice guy" Joe, hoping folks will ticket split so they
keep the house and take the senate.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2020 10:52 PM (87EdW)
Meh... I think they have no chance at the Senate and will lose the House.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 26, 2020 10:53 PM (nAiE/)
I base my theory on the number of patients that presented with Hallmark symptoms of flu, yet tested negative for both Type-A and Type -B. And there were a number of them through the second week of January 2020. So many in fact, that I began to doubt my own testing methodology.(How can this person be negative...they have the flu for Pete's Sake)
Yet we treated them as flu because clinically...they were.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 26, 2020 10:59 PM (kFkpX)
Who gleaned numbers for their own models from this "Royal?"
The WHO?....CDC?....if so, God help us all if the current disaster to the world economy not to mention public anxiety/fear/loathing is based on .....him?
The entire world on government....not self imposed shelter/lockdown?
If we could quickly draw blood from those in the last 3 months that tested negative for A-B but were diagnosed as "Flu-Like-Symptoms" and did "IMMUNO-ASSAYS to detect the presence of COVI-19 antibodies (meaning they had it and their auto-immune systems killed it.)
Now plug THOSE numbers into the modeling.....bet we are on the back side of the Bell Curve.....not the front.
Something to chew on.
Thank you.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 26, 2020 11:13 PM (kFkpX)
Sheesh.
Posted by: Mark Shaw at March 27, 2020 12:12 AM (+81NB)
Posted by: freaked at March 27, 2020 07:48 AM (Tnijr)
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