Reminder: The Washington Post Has Been Publishing Literal Chinese Propaganda For Years

Mark Hemingway writing in the Federalist, though he has written about this outrageous practice in other publications previously.

If Media Don't Want To Be Called Propagandists, They Need To Stop Publishing Chinese and Russian Propaganda

Oh sure, he makes it sound so simple.


The American media’s Trump-Russia hysteria of the last few years gains some real perspective when you consider that they are more than willing to take blood money to distribute publications that whitewash authoritarian crimes.

If you ever spend any time in the Washington D.C. area, there’s a good chance you'll come across a publication known as China Daily. In appearance, it's a newspaper. In reality, it is official propaganda from the Chinese government that Communist Party officials deem appropriate for influencing those inside the Beltway. You can find it all over downtown D.C. in newspaper boxes. Large stacks of free copies are also dropped off directly at offices all over the city.

Even better, if you subscribe to the Washington Post, you can get communist propaganda delivered straight to your doorstep for a fee. A few times a year, the Post comes wrapped in a special advertising supplement called China Watch that, again, does its best to approximate a legitimate newspaper. But underneath the masthead in fine print, it reads: "This supplement, prepared by China Daily, People’s Republic of China, did not involve the news or editorial departments of the Washington Post."


Anyway, you may have recently heard about how two million people out of a population of seven million in Hong Kong recently protested in the streets against the Communist Party’s attempt to further snuff out their little pocket of freedom. Here's how China Daily is reporting what happened:


Parents in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region took to the streets on Sunday to urge US politicians to not interfere with the SAR’s extradition amendments and its internal affairs.

The protest, organized by several Hong Kong social groups, also condemned foreign entities for misleading young people in the city.

Among these social groups was an alliance of more than 30 local political, business and legal dignitaries who support the proposed amendments to the SAR’s extradition law. They marched outside the US Consulate General in Hong Kong and Macao, calling on the US to stop interfering in Hong Kong affairs.

The whole article is a damnable lie, and yet, as far as I know, the brave truth-tellers at the Washington Post have been taking money to distribute this kind of bilge at least since 2011.

And now The Economist is printing Chinese Communist Party propaganda as an "advertorial," too.

The Economist is running Chinese propaganda from an outlet that is violating U.S. law to spread the message that Chinese president Xi Jinping has done a masterful job handling the coronavirus pandemic.

The propaganda advertorials, which are ads designed to look like news stories, come from the Beijing Review, an entity backed by the Chinese Communist Party. The outlet has never registered with the Department of Justice as required by the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) and does not include a legally required disclaimer that the ad is being pushed by a foreign nation.

Has the Washington Post registered? Has NBC?

Then why should the Beijing Review?

"President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak toward victory," an advertorial published in the March 21 edition of the Economist reads. "China has rolled out 'probably the most ambitious, agile, and aggressive disease containment effort in history.'"

...

The State Department has sharply condemned the advertorials, which China pays American media to disseminate, arguing that the outlets that published the advertorials are complicit in the spread of Chinese influence in the United States.

But the Democracy Dies in Darkness Washington Post will keep on sending them to people's homes, and the Economist will print their propaganda for money.

Compare to Fusion Ken's propaganda effort earlier today at NBC "News:"

The Enemy of the People press is positively giddy (as an informant tells me) that the US' new cases now exceed China's. This claim requires you to take the fake numbers being offered by China -- which has lied throughout this outbreak, and which disappears whistleblowers who attempt to contradict their numbers -- as being 100% true.

Which the leftwing Enemy of the People media is only too eager to do.

Whatever Uncle Xi says, goes!

patrioticmedia

There is some enemy propaganda the media will absolutely refuse to report, however:

The press conferences about a health crisis by the President of the United States:


Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM




Comments

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1 China is bad and pays for propaganda from our news organizations?

Say it ain't so!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (WEBkv)

2 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

3 dammit, blake!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

4 That cunt should move to the workers paradise.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (KNsKs)

5 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: Tater Tot at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (sty7e)

6 good evening

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (5wOoy)

7 This is all so creepy and unbelievable to me.
It's THIS bad?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (8fB/R)

8 Wow, first and a comment that is actually on point!

I hope this doesn't get my moron card revoked.

Seems like a faux pau

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (WEBkv)

9 meep meep motherfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)
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Haha!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:44 PM (WEBkv)

10 If we can convince the progs what we're a shithole country because we have more beer bug cases, do you think they'll leave?

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

11 blake, congrats on first !

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)

12 Why would they want to ask the press anything. They are crazy and just baiting and emo'ing all over the floor. Grandstanding. Shouting. Classless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (8fB/R)

13 Here's another 80's forgotten mystery link. It's a very little-known song by a very well-known band. Crazy rhythms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmlgPjxO7VI

Posted by: mr_jack at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (M59SC)

14 Brian Stelter looks like one of the emperor's concubines if the emperor was Mr Potato.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

15 In order to sow discord and disinformation, the only thing a foreign government has to do is advertise in US news sources or slip them some cash. Or you know, just say OrAnGe MaN BaD.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (MmFTx)

16 Xi loves me, Xi loves me not


Anyone that believes anything china says is not too smart.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (M+Lyo)

17 China has less cases of china virus then US Anyone interested in buying a bridge? I've got one for sale...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)

18 Which moron had the young lady asking to accompaniment to senior shopping hours? I hope it worked out.

Posted by: Jmel at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (OeWgo)

19 Whores. Cheap fucking whores. The lot of them.

Worse than Actors

Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (lELxn)

20 All of our press is now foreign press.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (VNfwt)

21 Trump is the bull in the WaPo's China Shop.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (pPNCa)

22 btw, from the CDC site

The percentage of deaths attributed to pneumonia and influenza is 7.1%, below the epidemic threshold of 7.3%.

Weekly U.S. Influenza Surveillance Report
https://tinyurl.com/yayzl8ve

The Chinese Wuhan Virus mortality rate is 1.5%. Way lower. Yet they are calling it a pandemic.

7.1% in the US is not even considered an epidemic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (8fB/R)

23 And now The Economist is printing Chinese Communist Party propaganda as an "advertorial," too.

The Economist used to be good. Now it's a bent reed, written by recent Oxford graduates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

24 MSM is the crazy ex: FU! I HATE YOU! ... call me!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (l6b3d)

25 So... according to the information given out at today WuHuFlu brief, the
data is beginning to clearly indicate that this isn't nearly as bad a
bug as it was made out to be.
Lethal when it is, sure, but on a numerical risk, not really unmanageable.

This while the lying media claims Trump wants to kill off G'pa and G'ma with the BrakRungFlu...

Once again the Media steps on a rake and blacks their own eye.

You
know, if I didn't know any better, I would say it almost seems like
Trump is intentionally giving the hostile media rope with which to hang
themselves.

Guess maybe I don't know any better. ;-)

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (af5xa)

26 Duranty lives. And this Ioffe person can GF'd.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (SwWMX)

27 Anyone want to bet Ms. Ioffe was saying how "unpresidential" President Trump is while proclaiming the absolute moral authority of the press?

Such a classy tweet from one of the paragons of virtue employed by MSM.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (WEBkv)

28 By the way... Trump never referred to China as a shithole Country

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (5bxa0)

29 Bezos is dependent on Chinese sourcing for Amazon, so I would expect nothing less.

Posted by: Jean at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (B7KlG)

30 It's just evil for them to take money from a regime that has killed and impriosoned millions of people and even now imprisons religious minorites to use as organ donors on the black market. I would bet the "Epoch News" the Chinese non propaganda paper would have something to say about the WaPo and other propogandists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (WI7YS)

31 Wouldnt it be nice to see that check sent by the Chinese to a MSM

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)

32 There's a big difference between supporting economic activity and just lining your own pockets.

The uniparty that worships on the altar of global trade is really all about getting theirs at the expense of the hicks in flyover country. It's not about free markets or wealth creation.

Posted by: Blago at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (sjTfF)

33 These MFM fvckers need to go out of business.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (ufFY8)

34 News-news best benefits its highest paying source.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (xXx5y)

35 Me love you long time.

Five dolla! Make you holla!

Posted by: Jules Ioffe, fully employed gurglist at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (sty7e)

36 The Economist used to be good. Now it's a bent reed, written by recent Oxford graduates.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I used to enjoy it. Until they endorsed Clintoon over GHW Bush. Their reasons didn't make any sense. How can I trust their judgment?

Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (VNfwt)

37 Julia Ioffe is a shithole

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (G546f)

38 How did ancient emperors keep 1,000 concubines happy?
I'm sorry that was off topic and inappropriate.
Perhaps it would be a suitable discussion for a GAINZZZ thread

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

39
Fox News is just as bad.
According to all Fake News, including Faux, the USA leads the world in confirmed cases.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (fhCLs)

40 The percentage of deaths attributed to pneumonia and influenza is 7.1%, below the epidemic threshold of 7.3%.

Weekly U.S. Influenza Surveillance Report
https://tinyurl.com/yayzl8ve

The Chinese Wuhan Virus mortality rate is 1.5%. Way lower. Yet they are calling it a pandemic.

7.1% in the US is not even considered an epidemic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (8fB/R)


Pandemic just means it's spread all over the globe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1aXn8_F3I

I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

41 I'm peaceful by nature and intent.

However, it trump declares punch a journalist day. I'm going to spend some time in NYT lobby.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (ZuGkg)

42 The modern American Left is the biggest threat the US has ever faced. One day everyone will know about it.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (uEbPt)

43 rying china

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

44 How did ancient emperors keep 1,000 concubines happy?

They used the Biden technique.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (pPNCa)

45 I've been waiting for Trump to hammer a media scumbag who questions the name "Chinese Coronavirus " with "are you getting paid to carry China's water, or are you doing it for free?"

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (c6696)

46 What one single business enterprise sells more Chinese manufactured product than any other?

Right.

Amazon.

I made that up

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (ZQR/T)

47 We know beyond doubt that they are all lying operatives for the Global Deep State. Why would any of us believe one. damned. thing they say about this virus. For me, every stat, every update is suspect. They want us to be destroyed, and Fear is a great destoyer.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)

48 I used to enjoy it. Until they endorsed Clintoon over GHW Bush. Their reasons didn't make any sense. How can I trust their judgment?
Posted by: Blutarski at March 26, 2020 06:49 PM (VNfwt)


They published an editorial supporting Hillarhoid over Trump that made me rage-stroke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

49 I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?

Took My Mother this way....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)

50 Hey everybody.

The don't-go-out-ism here in SoCal is getting worse instead of better unfortunately. This morning I found out that even my physical therapy appointments are cancelled until mid-April.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

51 In a sane world, a "news" paper that is owned by a guy who owns one of the largest companies in the world, a company that is essentially at the complete mercy of China, would not be possible.

But this is the world in which we live.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (hku12)

52 If they show the press conferences, they can't lie about what he said.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (uEbPt)

53 dammit, blake!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)
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*buffs fingernails on shirt*

And I don't even have a shortcut key set up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (WEBkv)

54 The Chinese Wuhan Virus mortality rate is 1.5%. Way lower. Yet they are calling it a pandemic.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:47 PM (8fB/R)
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The ChiComs always lie.

Their numbers are garbage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

55 40
I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

They used to call it " the old person's friend".

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (90T4r)

56 How did ancient emperors keep 1,000 concubines happy?

==

dud eunuchs

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 06:52 PM (zr5Kq)

57 Now I understand why Xi's wife was sneering at Trump in a pic of them all dining together. She knows the extent to which China owns us.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (k9lXi)

58 Tokyo Rose was a piker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (mw1Wz)

59 10 If we can convince the progs what we're a shithole country because we have more beer bug cases, do you think they'll leave?
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)


No. They'll think their work here is done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

60 The media is a wet market.

Posted by: getting the banned back together to go shopping at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (mvcwc)

61 Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done, and how his ideas are better. This is the man whose group recommended zero travel restrictions .The media has been too quiet about Event201

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (5wOoy)

62 Tater whining about getting scooped by the new not who we are Faux News is even more pathetic than usual.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (y7DUB)

63 Now I understand why Xi's wife was sneering at Trump in a pic of them all dining together. She knows the extent to which China owns us.
====
Now do Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (ZuGkg)

64 Have interviews been denied?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (PUmDY)

65 57
Now I understand why Xi's wife was sneering at Trump in a pic of them
all dining together. She knows the extent to which China owns us.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (k9lXi)

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I hear the French nobility also sneered a lot.

Before they met Madame Guillotine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

66 Julie Ioffe, you go now!

You been here fo houh! You eat too much!

You go home now!

Posted by: Louie Anderson at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (sty7e)

67 No wait, Julia Ioffe is a slit ho cunt, REEEE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (G546f)

68 "President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak
toward victory," an advertorial published in the March 21 edition of the
Economist reads.



Should be called the Ecommunist. It's been left wing drivel for a long time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (iiQCS)

69 Only one person with the same disease in every nation is necessary to call it a pandemic. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (ZQR/T)

70 The media is a domestic enemy. It needs to be treated as such.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (j42ZK)

71 >>No. They'll think their work here is done. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

...and leave (?)

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (yvnmY)

72 Very unsurprising. When the USSR was our chief rival, the MFM covered for them and ran their propaganda. Now that China is our chief rival, the MFM is covering for them and running their propaganda.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

73 "President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak toward victory," an advertorial published in the March 21 edition of the Economist reads.

Pravda blushes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

74 U.S. with more known cases . . .

A pretty useless factoid.

What's the comparison like per capita?

How does each nation compare in terms of the total number of tests administered?

Are countries using the same diagnostic criteria?

How trustworthy are our numbers compared to other nations (like, say, China's)?

It'd be nice to see something like rational thought.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (H5knJ)

75 Ken Dildoian's piece saying China is delivering help to the Eyeties is like saying he gave his old lady the ninja and he is bringing the cure home.....

Sure. Old lady. Who am I kidding.

He's a breechloader just by the looks of him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (Z+IKu)

76 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

77 No. They'll think their work here is done. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

...and leave (?)
Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (yvnmY)


Yeah, maybe. It's worked that way in California. Worked that way previously in the Northeast and upper Midwest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

78 that the US' new cases now exceed China's.
And that was brought up at the presser today. Trump slapped it down about not believing china numbers and because we are testing like gangbusters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi)

79 qdsteve - not sure what your injury recovery is but as a ACL replacement patient advise keeping up on exercise, don't over do it though. But stopping will freeze up you movement range.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCEU2)

80 61 Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done, and how his ideas are better. This is the man whose group recommended zero travel restrictions .The media has been too quiet about Event201

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (5wOoy)


He is a cheat and thief and a liar.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (ZQR/T)

81 I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?

Took My Mother this way....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)


I'm not a doctor, quacking or otherwise, but I've always assumed we're at war, from the moment we are conceived, until the day we die.

The war is between us and the microbes that are in and around us, all the time. We have an extraordinarily effective defense against these killers, and are so good at managing them, we sometimes convert the killers to our own cause. Living side by side with them, so they actually help keep us alive.

But the time will come, when all of us are going to start losing that battle, and all the nasty bugs that we were once able to stave off with relative ease, one or more of them will get us. When a pneumonia sets in, that's one of those big clues we're losing the war. Sometimes we rally back, but often, we don't.

So yeah, the elderly, who are most susceptible, that's how they go. Some stupid little bug (like this COVID19 thing), gets the better of them, because their system can't handle it anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (hku12)

82 Very unsurprising. When the USSR was our chief rival, the MFM covered for them and ran their propaganda. Now that China is our chief rival, the MFM is covering for them and running their propaganda.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)
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And you get a Walter Duranty award, and you get a Walter Duranty award, heck you all get a Walter Duranty award!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (WEBkv)

83 72
Very unsurprising. When the USSR was our chief rival, the MFM covered
for them and ran their propaganda. Now that China is our chief rival,
the MFM is covering for them and running their propaganda.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

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US military forces in Europe = threatening.

Soviet military equipment and advisors in 50+ countries = purely peaceful, defensive in nature.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)

84 Now do Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (ZuGkg)

Rips envelope.

Blows.

"Name four words you hear in Hell."

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (uEbPt)

85 58 Tokyo Rose was a piker

BTW, Iva Toguri was railroaded by fake news.
Father was on grand jury, haunted him all his life.

Posted by: getting the banned back together, flying jap generls to wine and dine them at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (mvcwc)

86 8 How did ancient emperors keep 1,000 concubines happy?

When you could have them all executed at a snap of your fingers, none of them is going to let on that she's unhappy

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

87 If we can convince the progs what we're a shithole country because we have more beer bug cases, do you think they'll leave?
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)


They are leaving New York like a swarm of locusts.

Going to your hometown.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (1g7ch)

88 74 U.S. with more known cases . . .

A pretty useless factoid.

What's the comparison like per capita?

How does each nation compare in terms of the total number of tests administered?

Are countries using the same diagnostic criteria?

How trustworthy are our numbers compared to other nations (like, say, China's)?

It'd be nice to see something like rational thought.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (H5knJ)


It is fear-mongering bullshit, for whipping up more hysteria ( and tanking the market, hopefully).

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)

89 Yellow journalism indeed.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (POXG+)

90 "And this Ioffe person can GF'd."

Agreed.

Oddly, if one translates "Ioffe" from the mother Russian tongue to English, one gets:

Fuck china.

...or was it china fucker?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (wmfhQ)

91 >>She knows the extent to which China owns us.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (k9lXi)

And yet they haven't bothered to initiate the PLA's Taiwan-bound "Million-Man Swim."

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (yvnmY)

92 Mongo don't like your data points.
Mongo sad.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (QWD9W)

93 74 U.S. with more known cases . . .

A pretty useless factoid.

What's the comparison like per capita?[/-i]

Sounds like math. That's not approved content.

Posted by: Komrade Ken at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (sty7e)

94
Call me wacky but is today's Fake News For China about the USA now being the leader of confirmed cases an attempt to hide the fact that all other countries are having very high success with the Trump Pills?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (fhCLs)

95 76 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

Poor service from Sprint!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

96 The media went on for weeks about doing more tests just so they could scream about how many cases there are. Sick individuals.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (uEbPt)

97 It'd be nice to see something like rational thought.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 06:55 PM (H5knJ)


Dream on.

The Chinese are using the same approach as liberal hellholes who do not enforce any laws, and then claim that the crime rate is low.

Sure, if you don't look, and don't count, the numbers stay low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

98 76
So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why
22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?


Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

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Ah, very good question...
Shoot him.

*BLAM*

Posted by: Commissar Chang at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

99 "By the way... Trump never referred to China as a shithole Country"

Please allow me...China is a shithole country. Fuck them.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (wmfhQ)

100 "President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak
toward victory,"
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Anything about record wheat harvests in the Ukraine?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (7Fj9P)

101 And that was brought up at the presser today. Trump slapped it down about not believing china numbers and because we are testing like gangbusters.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (r+sAi)


This is what makes me laugh, at the sheer stupidity of some people. Of COURSE our numbers are going up! We're testing like crazy!!

Jeez people, math ain't THAT hard.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)

102 4 Now do Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (ZuGkg)

Rips envelope.

Blows.

"Name four words you hear in Hell."
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent
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You win!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (ZuGkg)

103 I read that Italy imported 50,000 chinese slave laborers to their fashion factories, some portion illegal but mostly working for Chinese factory owners in Italy. They do this to have cheap costs with "Made in Italy" labels.

Of course, in short time that label will be worthless since quality sucks, so it is a very short play. It is selling the seed corn to allow this to happen.


They still charge a lot for the product, but now the Chinese owner makes all the profit. and Italy loses the jobs, the brands, and the profit.


Does the North hate the South so much that they would rather employ coolies? Does it make sense to import foreigners who HATE your country while keeping natives on the dole? Is the leadership that incompetent that they can not control and adjust the rules so that this does not happen and Italian workers continue in long term trades that have growth and high margins like these fashion production jobs? Is the media in Italy so corrupt that they let this happen?

Of course the same is happening in US with southern workers replacing native Americans. "They don't want to work." "These are jobs Americans won't do,"... but at least in the US the jobs used to justify this are low paid service jobs and not the backbone of a national treasure like Fashion and Crafts in Italy.

I bring this up here, (<100 comments when I started writing) because this is part of how this happens to a country. China first buys the elite, and then they FUCK the public. They are at war and these people are the "collaborators."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (LWu6U)

104 By the way... Trump never referred to China as a shithole Country

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:48 PM (5bxa0)


An oversight, I'm sure they qualify. Nonetheless, Julia Ioffe is a shithole reporter; she types using a pointer hanging out her ass. Or perhaps she uses her tongue after giving the dog a 'treat'.

Slurp slurp, Julia.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (Z4rgH)

105 Call me wacky but is today's Fake News For China
about the USA now being the leader of confirmed cases an attempt to hide
the fact that all other countries are having very high success with the
Trump Pills?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (fhCLs)


Odd how there is very little coverage of the people who have taken that medication and gotten better. All we see is the grim milestone crap

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (iiQCS)

106 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation
as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been
closed out?

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)



Poor service from Sprint!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2020 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

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This is the story of my life now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)

107 95 76 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

I'm sure part of it was to keep the people from passing along pictures and real numbers of the china virus to the world

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (5bxa0)

108 Pandemic just means it's spread all over the globe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1aXn8_F3I

I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (YqDXo)


yes pandemic means a global epidemic

they don't even call our current numbers an epidemic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (8fB/R)

109 do I really have to tell all yall to

CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE

EVERY FUCKING DAY.
calm the fuck down.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)

110 Let me translate that for you.

Chinese fuukkl.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (QWD9W)

111 No reasonable prosecutor would file charges because the media has no evil intent.

Posted by: Reasonalbe Prosecutors Who Have Not Filed Charges at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (W58wE)

112 Julia Ioffe has launched some real shitty tweets in her dark career, but even her incest tweet didn't try to offend an entire America like this tweet sets out to do.

Julia, what a literal piece of shit you've become.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (NVYyb)

113 It is fear-mongering bullshit, for whipping up more hysteria ( and tanking the market, hopefully).
Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)


Remember, these are the same people who think $500 million divided by 330 million people is $1 million per person.

Kind of explains our fiscal problems, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

114 China don't offer no helping hand, they take a footprint.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (XhWtx)

115 The virus was the native species on this planet.

- The Smoking Man.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (gmo/4)

116
"President Xi [Jinping] leads the battle against COVID-19 outbreak toward victory," an advertorial published in the March 21 edition of the Economist reads.

That's DOCTOR Xi !

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (aKsyK)

117 >>> Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done, and how his ideas are better. This is the man whose group recommended zero travel restrictions .The media has been too quiet about Event201
Posted by: CN


Also responsible for the wonderful "Common Core" being inflicted upon our teachers and students.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (DK4T4)

118
Many Chinese coronavirus cases went up the smokestacks without being recorded. There was significant co-morbidity with political dissidence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (ztjvs)

119 103 And so how many of Italy's deaths are Chinese nationals?

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)

120 95
76 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why
22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?

My money is still on a remote burn pile attached to their owners.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (K22Va)

121 >>And that was brought up at the presser today. Trump slapped it down about not believing china numbers and because we are testing like gangbusters.

And he said he has a call with Xi tonight. Trump has enormous balls and everyone knows he means what he says.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

122 Are they counting China's body count in those numbers? Not the fake ones where burning funeral fires could be seen from the satellites?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 26, 2020 07:00 PM (y0S2P)

123 CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE

*checks shirt*

No tits here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

124 Please allow me...China is a shithole country. Fuck them.
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They love, LOVE to show off their "modern" cities. 80% of that Shit Hole is 2nd/3rd world bat/dog/cat eating, goat f**king retards.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (7Fj9P)

125 109 do I really have to tell all yall to

CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS, WE'RE GOING TO BE FINE

EVERY FUCKING DAY.
calm the fuck down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (d7Ww2)


Yep. Even if it was much worse than what it is, sooner or later you gotta sack up. Freak out does not help cure a virus.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (90T4r)

126 Skip, thanks!
Thankfully yes, there's home exercise I can continue doing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

127 Speaking of shitholes and rats fleeing NYC I hear say that military GITMO won't let anybody from NYC land there until they have been in quarantine for 60 days. Hawaii used to do the same with dogs being brought in from outside the state. They actually have to rent a little dog cage and stay there for 60 days.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (1g7ch)

128 Correction. The name of the paper which was produced in Hong Kong (and probably other places too, but their printing presses in Hong Kong were broken up a while back ) is called "The Epoch Times". They have an article of propaganda by Mainland China and the regime:

https://tinyurl.com/wjejjsr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)

129 Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done, and how his ideas are better. This is the man whose group recommended zero travel restrictions .The media has been too quiet about Event201

I think I'll pass on having national response to a pandemic handled by a guy who rose to his station via predatory contracts and backstabbing partners.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (SchxB)

130 I think the Chinese bought the companies or at least the factories.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (ZQR/T)

131 Ahhhhh FREAK OUT!
Le freak, c'est chic!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

132 44 How did ancient emperors keep 1,000 concubines happy?

They used the Biden technique.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (pPNCa)


Snort. Thread winner.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (bgJ0E)

133 Who's the shithole country now?

Well, that would still be the country that eats bat soups and contaminates the world.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (gAXBD)

134 Article ON not OF propaganda:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (WI7YS)

135 Muhuhaha L A about to suspend metro bus service

I take that shit to go fuggin shoppin

BURN IT DOWN

Posted by: etting the banned stranded at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (mvcwc)

136 Yep. Even if it was much worse than what it is, sooner or later you gotta sack up. Freak out does not help cure a virus.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 07:01 PM (90T4r)

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Wear a mask when you go out.

No kidding. Do it. Even a scarf is better than nothing.

Want to help? That's how you help.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

137 Notice what we haven't heard a peep about?

Any mention of ow many vagrants or illegal aliens have come down with this crap.

An oversight, I'm sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

138 China doesn't count those who were cremated.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (ZQR/T)

139 When do we arrest Jeff Bezos, WAPO owner, for being an agent of the Communist Chinese government?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

140 Martha McCallum leads with US now surpasses China in number of Kung Flu cases.

She's got Dr. Birx on now.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (Dhht7)

141 ...and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (7Fj9P)

142 China sucks. Anybody who doesn't think that China sucks, sucks too.

Posted by: Cosda at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (gxau4)

143 >>> I read that Italy imported 50,000 chinese slave laborers to their fashion factories, some portion illegal but mostly working for Chinese factory owners in Italy. They do this to have cheap costs with "Made in Italy" labels.

Oooh,
Gucci Gucci

Posted by: Charo at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (1g7ch)

144 Muhuhaha L A about to suspend metro bus service

Yet another liberal wet dream getting kicked in the balls by the virus: public transit.

Along with high density housing, open borders, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

145 Wear a mask when you go out.

No kidding. Do it. Even a scarf is better than nothing.

Want to help? That's how you help.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)


That's not on the list.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (ZQR/T)

146 They love, LOVE to show off their "modern" cities.
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At least the ones with people in them.

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (kOpft)

147 The awful SEIU responded today to Trump administration threats against hoarders by "finding" 19 million N95 masks.

Found. Today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb)

148 Chinese Lung Aids Bioweapon is slowly catching up with 9/11 in total numbers of Americans killed by terrorism.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (mw1Wz)

149 >>>141 ...and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.

disagree.

What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

150 In China they literally use shitholes. Everywhere but the poshest international hotels. Enjoy the aroma at your next visit!

Posted by: Regular joe at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (6/uwW)

151 [iI believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?


yep, hospital pneumonia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (8fB/R)

152 Wear a mask when you go out.

No kidding. Do it. Even a scarf is better than nothing.

Want to help? That's how you help.



So Antifa was just ahead of the curve?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (SchxB)

153 Hope Birx enlightens Martha.
Keep us apprised.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (ZQR/T)

154 "Biden is also royalty. He got the hat at Burger King to prove it."
Posted by: pep
Burger-King made a video game called the "Sneak-King".
Biden is a the "Sniff-King" <-- and that is no Joke!

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (O7t6I)

155 Martha McCallum leads with US now surpasses China in number of Kung Flu cases.



She's got Dr. Birx on now.


Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM

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And with zero mention that China has quit reporting any new cases over a week ago, kicked all US media out of the Country and is selling bogus test kits to Europe.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

156 All I mean to say is don't anyone lose their shit over this. Losing one's shit is an internal thing, funnily enough, with external manifestations.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)

157 146 They love, LOVE to show off their "modern" cities.
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At least the ones with people in them.
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (kOpft)


Take photos with fast shutter speeds to catch the buildings before they collapse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

158 59 10 If we can convince the progs what we're a shithole country because we have more beer bug cases, do you think they'll leave?
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

No. They'll think their work here is done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:53 PM (YqDXo)


They are already freaking out about a possible plan to keep the bug from spreading from a hot-spot county to an adjacent clean county relying on Americans being responsible and diligently following recommendations "to travel to/from X area."

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

159 We no lie about numbahs! With six, you get eggloll!

Posted by: China at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (DMUuz)

160 133
Who's the shithole country now?



Well, that would still be the country that eats bat soups and contaminates the world.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (gAXBD)

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Raises dogs for food.

Thinks powdered rhino horn will put life in their flaccid weenies.

Let Japan use them as a doormat and despite outnumbering them by a jillion, only "won" World War II because the US had atomic bombs and 150 aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)

161 Wear a mask when you go out. No kidding. Do it. Even a scarf is better than nothing. Want to help? That's how you help.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

Because???

Posted by: Caliban at March 26, 2020 07:06 PM (QE8X6)

162 Bezos is an employee of the CCP.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:06 PM (RuIsu)

163 Brave Sir robin @ 124- good sir let's not mix metaphors. The chinee are not known for their goat fcukiness. That would be the mohamadans, who were enjoined to sell the goat they had fcuked to a village not of their clan at least 2 villages away.

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 07:06 PM (XhWtx)

164
Probably every correspondence these idiots have with China they are being spied on. Or spyware placed on their devices.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:06 PM (8fB/R)

165 'Any mention of ow many vagrants or illegal aliens have come down with this crap.'


And. . . if LA locks down all of its citizens, how the hell can it call itself a 'Sanctuary City'?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (gAXBD)

166 Uh oh, the doc mentioned Crook County.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (K22Va)

167 My bad at the end of #158.

I meant to write "...following recommendations "to NOT travel to/from X area."

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (AMIL/)

168 Want us to handle it?

Posted by: Saudi Arabia at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (fElEV)

169 And with zero mention that China has quit reporting any new cases over a week ago, kicked all US media out of the Country and is selling bogus test kits to Europe.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (JUOKG)


So they're asking us to believe that the virus just stood on the brakes all of a sudden?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

170 China is asshole.

Should be a permanent link sidebar.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (ZuGkg)

171 Julie Ioffe, you go now!

You been here fo houh! You eat too much!

You go home now!
Posted by: Louie Anderson at March 26, 2020 06:54 PM (sty7e)

That was John Pinette, funny stuff

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (M+Lyo)

172 To be fair, we're broke and we need the money.

-The media

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (j3npP)

173 And. . . if LA locks down all of its citizens, how the hell can it call itself a 'Sanctuary City'?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:07 PM (gAXBD)


In fairness, half of LA should probably be locked up anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

174 So Antifa was just ahead of the curve?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (SchxB)

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No, they were LARPing being Klansmen.

They're probably licking all the bananas in Portland right about now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)

175 Tortillas and wine still in abundance.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (G3ow5)

176 Why do we have a ton of journalists who are Russian born or first generation? Maybe we should send them back to Russia.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (J70i0)

177 No reasonable prosecutor would file charges because the media has no evil intent.
Posted by: Reasonalbe Prosecutors Who Have Not Filed Charges at March 26, 2020 06:59 PM (W58wE)


I'm willing to accept that I could be wrong, but I don't have any evidence that I am... I'm not sure there ARE any reasonable prosecutors.

It seems to me it's one of those jobs that have become so wholly perverted to the point of being, when the culling happens, alongside the mainstream media personnel, the deep staters, Hollowwood power brokers, and car transmission repair technicians, all prosecutors need to be lined up against a wall.

Oh sure, we might get a few innocents that way, but the alternative is worse.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (hku12)

178

This Race Bannon guy is looking more and more like an actual leader.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

179 39 million masks were found in a union warehouse

39 million


Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?

39 million

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cknjq)

180 The virus moved along, nothing to see there.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (RuIsu)

181 Oooh mad tater!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (TNy/K)

182 So Antifa was just ahead of the curve?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (SchxB)

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No, they were LARPing being Klansmen.

They're probably licking all the bananas in Portland right about now.



Or just each other's bananas. Eeewww!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (SchxB)

183 Found. Today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb)

Finally looked under the couch.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (/GUxN)

184 The awful SEIU responded today to Trump administration threats against hoarders by "finding" 19 million N95 masks.

Found. Today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb)


wow
figures if true

Who's next? Teachers union?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (8fB/R)

185 NYC: the city that never sleeps coughs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

186 Uh oh, the doc mentioned Crook County.
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Yeah, well, we're pretty much a shithole here.

Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (kOpft)

187 39 million masks were found in a union warehouse
39 million

Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?

39 million
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cknjq)

what else they got in that warehouse?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

188
Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?



39 million

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cknjq)

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They probably thought it was drugs in mask boxes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

189 What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)


Well, we out farm them pretty hard

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 07:10 PM (M+Lyo)

190 Not knowing China's real numbers kind of hard to claim the most

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

191 If there was only some mechanism in place to punish those not loyal to America First....

Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 07:10 PM (MRjKr)

192 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)
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The Ark of the Covenant?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 26, 2020 07:10 PM (g8Yc+)

193 186 Uh oh, the doc mentioned Crook County.
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Yeah, well, we're pretty much a shithole here.
Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (kOpft)

Down here in Chicago's footstool, we agree.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2020 07:10 PM (90T4r)

194 When they finish collecting data

Birx said they can pinpoint down to one gps coordinate. That sounds like one person. She also said that it will be unnecessary to guarantee whole counties,when answering Kaitlan Collins question.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (ZQR/T)

195
Someone needs to ask Don Lemon if it is true that Chinese cock is smaller than gay black cock, or Andersen's cock.

Go to the experts for the best information

Don knows

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

196 "Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done..."

Did not know billy g was an epidemiologist. Oh, he's not? Then he should shut his feckin' yap.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (wmfhQ)

197 HaHa! Round eye think we no fuckee the goat! We fuckee the goat!!

Posted by: Chyna at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (7Fj9P)

198 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)


votes

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)

199 39 million masks were found in a union warehouse



39 million





Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?



39 million

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cknjq)

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Okay, who put these masks in our boxes of mob cash!?!

Posted by: Union Boss at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

200 China has some very nice 5 star hotels that fall down.

Posted by: f'd at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

201 Also before the 2018 election I think it was, China bought space in a ton of Iowa papers in order to try and influence the election.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (j3npP)

202 I

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

203 ballots; reserve of ballots

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

204 What !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was no money for Healthcare for Gay Hamsters !! We need to go back and renegotiate the piece of cow dung legislation.

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (qM84C)

205 39M masks? That's one for every single person killed by the bug.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (RuIsu)

206 And with zero mention that China has quit reporting
any new cases over a week ago, kicked all US media out of the Country
and is selling bogus test kits to Europe.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2020 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

Who knows how accurate the tests are if 80% of the ones they are shipping overseas are faulty. It makes the CDC seem semi-competent for at least trying to get it right.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (J70i0)

207 Sweden has more cases per capita than the U.S.

Sweden 281/million, US 251.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

208 39 million masks were found in a union warehouse

39 million


Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?

39 million
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM (cknjq)



Fell off a truck.

We were holding it for the legitimate owner to come claim them.

Swearsies.

Posted by: Teamster at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (1g7ch)

209 My F-150 was built in Kansas.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (ZQR/T)

210 Drawing conclusions (or implying them) from raw case counts, without correcting them for population, is not a good faith effort. Frankly, neither is treating the US as a monolithic entity, when we know the incidence is far from uniform across the country.
Many of these media people are too lazy and stupid to understand these issues, and some of them are just scum.

Posted by: IronDave at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (k3crU)

211 196
"Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done..."



Did not know billy g was an epidemiologist. Oh, he's not? Then he should shut his feckin' yap.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (wmfhQ)

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Because marketing DOS makes you an expert on everything.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

212 192/198-

All the copies of the books liberals "write".

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (AD3JT)

213 39 million masks were found in a union warehouse
39 million

Oh hey look what we found. We weren't hording them, why do you ask?

39 million
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM

Where did you see that if I might ask?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (TNy/K)

214 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)


The remains of Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (pPNCa)

215 Yeah, well, we're pretty much a shithole here.

Dindo nuffins dindo nuffin.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (K22Va)

216 Fell off a truck.

We were holding it for the legitimate owner to come claim them.

Swearsies.
Posted by: Teamster at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (1g7ch)


makes you wonder what else the leftie orgs are hoarding to save their own skins

what's the chance we'll find ventilators in the private bunkers?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (8fB/R)

217 Because marketing DOS makes you an expert on everything.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM

He learned to code!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (TNy/K)

218 Nikita Khrushchev may have been right after all about capitalists selling the rope to the communists that they will use to hang them.
He just got the timeline a bit wrong, the communist country wrong (China, not the USSR), and the identity of the "capitalists"...

Posted by: civil truth at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (ymrPC)

219 103. yes the Northern Italians hate the South that much. When my relatives needed to find work outside our province, they expatriated. It was easier for them to find work in Belgium or England than Milan. And my parents would never have come here if they could have stayed in Italy.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (k9lXi)

220 Uh oh, the doc mentioned Crook County.
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Yeah, well, we're pretty much a shithole here.


Posted by: Methos at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (kOpft)


Mayor Dykefoot wants the Chicago cops to give tickets to people who job or walk along the lakefront. 12 people were shot yesterday. The gangbangers shooting up the city must not be a problem but someone jogging is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (iiQCS)

221 Posted by: mr_jack at March 26, 2020 06:45 PM (M59SC)

Oh good, theres at least two of us in the world that have heard of and like that song, I'm rather fond of the Live from Wembley, 1987 version with Phil and Chester Thompson on dual kits.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (IC7R4)

222 vmom @ 187- Jimmy Hoffa's diary?

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (XhWtx)

223
As I said earlier, in a few months we'll find out China murdered hundred of thousands of their people, probably with Chlorine. Just a wacky guess of mine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (fhCLs)

224 "Incredibly Bill Gates Mr Event201 is mouthing off about what needs to be done..."

Did not know billy g was an epidemiologist. Oh, he's not? Then he should shut his feckin' yap.


They should get McAfee or Kapersky. At least they know something about viruses, other than writing shitty software that is susceptible to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

225 Julie Ioffe can go shove a bag of still-wriggling zombie dicks into her shithole.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (k5vbQ)

226 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

The remains of Jimmy Hoffa.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (pPNCa)


I was going to say RBG or Biden, but...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (8fB/R)

227 55 40
I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (YqDXo)


But not AIDS patients. Stating that would be homophonic.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (Vy7tf)

228 Where did you see that if I might ask?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 07:13 PM (TNy/K)

Fox Biz

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (cknjq)

229 149 >>>141 ...and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.

disagree.

What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!
Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

Surely our booming hospitality sector created a sound foundation for a strong economy.

Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (MRjKr)

230 Many of these media people are too lazy and stupid to understand these issues, and [l]some[/l] all of them are just scum.

Posted by: Chyna at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (7Fj9P)

231 175 Tortillas and wine still in abundance.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM

That's good news, Ben Had. I'm down to 5 30 packs of beer. Should get me through next Wednesday.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (Dhht7)

232 The Chicoms will defend themselves in a way that the Soviets never could-- by crying racism, which will work with the brainless Left and their Pavlovian conditioning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

233 Okay, who put these masks in our boxes of mob cash!?!
Posted by: Union Boss at March 26, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)


Those boxes of masks fell off of a truck.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (aS1PU)

234 Lamp posts need to be fed, iron cages need to be filled, and Lord Humungus's car hood needs to be decorated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (9Om/r)

235 I wonder how many Chinese people we could put out of work just by making an effort to not buy shit that is made there ?

Impossible to answer but I'ma be a label checker from now on.

Posted by: jsg at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (/GUxN)

236 anf WHY does the SEIU have its own warehouses?

so many questions...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (G546f)

237 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)


A buttload of pre-filled in ballots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

238 Posted this afternoon from Dennis Prager that Sweden even if a more case per percentage hasn't ground their economy down at all. Schools, businesses, commuter still going about as if nothing is happening.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

239 Lemme see, the Propaganda organs in our country are in bed with a commie country that harvests dissidents organs, have work camps for religious worshippers, ships fentanyl by the container-load to pollute our streets, and...

Buy plenty of weapons and shit tons of ammo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (f7Img)

240 McAfee and Kapersky in the same room. Door locked.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (ZQR/T)

241 The mayor of Chicago has no use for the joggers since they jog for free.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (RuIsu)

242 Turtle on with Martha now by phone.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (Dhht7)

243 what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

A buttload of pre-filled in ballots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (YqDXo)


AK-"14"'s

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (8fB/R)

244
what else they got in that warehouse?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)


Jimmy Hoffa's corpse?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (Z4rgH)

245
Journalism Today: Simply accepting the data from all governments except the USA, and then reciting the data in unison.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (fhCLs)

246 The ENTIRE United States has 80,000.
The ENTIRE European Union has 280,000

Let's compare apples to apples.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (AroMR)

247 232
The Chicoms will defend themselves in a way that the Soviets never
could-- by crying racism, which will work with the brainless Left and
their Pavlovian conditioning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

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It won't help them against their own people.

If the US economy is taking a hit, what about China's?

Anyone consider that angle? We can come back in a matter of weeks. Demand will surge, factories will reopen - and right in time for construction/homebuilding season.

What about China? They rely on exports. What country has the money to spend on their products right now?

The disease is still spreading, Hong Kong remains defiant and now the US is going to permanently onshore Big Pharma facilities.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)

248 Sweden is still going on because there is no way they will get those new Swedish citizens to do anything to stop this. And someone has to pay for their benefits.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (JKNZq)

249
Fake News is now just China's stenographer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (fhCLs)

250 I lived in Taiwan and they loved the shit out me.

I mean....certain graceful vernacular militant opposition to Peking and his bastords...thats Taiwan.

Also nobody likes Marvel even a Chinese reincarnation.
Chinese movies are like Hallmark greeting card for 2 fucking hours.
Mongo sad

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (QWD9W)

251 Oops...Not sure how I did that...

Anywhoo...I was just able to schedule surgery for 2 of my dogs. One has a sebaceous cyst that was removed once but they warned me it may well come back and it did. But it's so big I just have to have it removed again. Sometimes if she paws at it it bursts and she's got blood all over her eye...poor thing.
The other dog gets those mass cell tumors and has had some removed before but he's got some new ones that need to go.

I was able to just call the vet and schedule their surgeries without having to bring both of them in for a visit first. YAY! They told me, call us when you arrive, a tech will come out to the car to get your dog. When you pick them up, come to the drive-up window to pay and a tech will bring your dog out the side door. Covid-19 procedures. Beats the usual procedures.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (cF8AT)

252 anf WHY does the SEIU have its own warehouses?

so many questions...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (G546f)


for n95 masks

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

253 And with zero mention that China has quit reporting any new cases over a week ago, kicked all US media out of the Country and is selling bogus test kits to Europe.

If I had to make a wild-assed guess, I'd guess that's what accounts for the missing cell phone accounts - not dead, but information security/management/blackout for certain regions to prevent the leak of undesirable info.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (H5knJ)

254 241
The mayor of Chicago has no use for the joggers since they jog for free.

Can't wait to see my property taxes a month early.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (K22Va)

255 Posted this afternoon from Dennis Prager that Sweden even if a more case per percentage hasn't ground their economy down at all. Schools, businesses, commuter still going about as if nothing is happening.
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)


A meaningless observation. WTH visits Sweden in the winter? Especially from China. Nepal probably doesn't have any problem either. So far.

Plus, it's early days. They could just be a bit behind us, so I wouldn't draw any conclusions yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

256 Drawing conclusions (or implying them) from raw case counts, without correcting them for population, is not a good faith effort. Frankly, neither is treating the US as a monolithic entity, when we know the incidence is far from uniform across the country.
Many of these media people are too lazy and stupid to understand these issues, and some of them are just scum.
Posted by: IronDave at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (k3crU)


Both Yuma and Kit Carson counties in Colorado saw a 100% increase in cases... in one day.

100%!!!!

If that doesn't set one's hair on fire, I don't know what will.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (hku12)

257 207 Sweden has more cases per capita than the U.S.

Sweden 281/million, US 251.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)


------

It's the Haggis they eat.

Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (PXqkf)

258 227 55 40
I believe pneumonia carries a lot of people who are on the way out for other reasons. Any quacks confirm or correct me on this?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 06:50 PM (YqDXo)


But not AIDS patients. Stating that would be homophonic.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (Vy7tf)

Asking whether they can weather pneumonia is homophonic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

259 Me is Chinese
Me play trick
Me make Italians
Reary sick

Posted by: Chinaman at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (flINI)

260 As I said earlier, in a few months we'll find out
China murdered hundred of thousands of their people, probably with
Chlorine. Just a wacky guess of mine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM (fhCLs)

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THEY ALL LISTENED TO TRUMP AND DRANK FISH TANK CLEANER!!!

Posted by: MSM at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

261 and WHY does the SEIU have its own warehouses?

To store copies of the Communist Manifesto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

262 AK-"14"'s
===========
That's what makes me optimistic about the coming revolution: if you say "lead them a little", they'll pop out of cover and say "THIS way!!"

Posted by: Chyna at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (7Fj9P)

263
SEIU doesn't have their own warehouses. They are the "cleaning crew" union for the government.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (fhCLs)

264 It's the Haggis they eat.
Posted by: MAGA at March 26, 2020 07:19 PM (PXqkf)


That's Scotland, not Sweden.

Now lutefisk ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

265 dammit Basement Cat. 4 minutes is a lifetime here, and it took me 2 minutes just to remember the dead dude's name.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (Z4rgH)

266 N95 Facemasks hoarded by the SEIU.

Humanitarian aid supplies hoarded by Puerto Rican politicians.

What could they be hoarding for?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (gAXBD)

267 Recycle steel company down the road had this huge device; like a folding vice, crane would drop a car in and it would close.

When the gas tank exploded one could feel the vibration miles away.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (ZQR/T)

268 ..and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels
as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind
us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (7Fj9P)

Have you been in isolation for 20 years? There are whole sections of the economy dependent on Chinese manufactured goods. We don't even produce aspirin.

Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (J70i0)

269 Drawing conclusions (or implying them) from raw case counts, without correcting them for population, is not a good faith effort. Frankly, neither is treating the US as a monolithic entity, when we know the incidence is far from uniform across the country.
Many of these media people are too lazy and stupid to understand these issues, and some of them are just scum.

Posted by: IronDave at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (k3crU)


ID, you're over thinking this!

We're all gonna die REEEE!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

270
If I had to make a wild-assed guess, I'd guess that's what accounts for the missing cell phone accounts - not dead, but information security/management/blackout for certain regions to prevent the leak of undesirable info.
====
Hard to post cellphone videos of Chinese police loading the dead and near dead onto carts to be incinerated when your account was cancelled.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (ZuGkg)

271 SEIU not hoarding the right things for the coming times. Just sayin.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (SwWMX)

272
What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!


Surely our booming hospitality sector created a sound foundation for a strong economy.



We are unmatched in ESL services.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (mw1Wz)

273 @realDonaldTrump 15 minutes ago

Our great Oil & Gas industry is under under seige after having one of the best years in recorded history. It will get better than ever as soon as our Country starts up again. Vital that it does for our National Security!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

274 252
anf WHY does the SEIU have its own warehouses?

For the same reason Al Capone did.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (K22Va)

275 If I had to make a wild-assed guess, I'd guess
that's what accounts for the missing cell phone accounts - not dead, but
information security/management/blackout for certain regions to prevent
the leak of undesirable info.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:18 PM (H5knJ)
---
You can shut off cell phone service without cancelling the accounts.

Going through and cancelling 20 million individual accounts is no easy chore, even for a computer.

Far easier to shut down the towers and blame "inferior western technology" or "US Army cyber ops."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

276
what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)
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The Ark of the Covenant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire


Indy Jones' Locker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

277 Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:14 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (TNy/K)

278 147 The awful SEIU responded today to Trump administration threats against hoarders by "finding" 19 million N95 masks.

Found. Today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb)


This needs to be reported.

They knew that they had the masks.

Someone was going to narc on them. That's the only reason that they coughed them up.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)

279 Martha has Juan Williams on to set us straight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:23 PM (aKsyK)

280 231 175 Tortillas and wine still in abundance.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2020 07:08 PM

That's good news, Ben Had. I'm down to 5 30 packs of beer. Should get me through next Wednesday.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (Dhht7)


That Weasel guy gave bad advice, he should have said buy moar ammo AND lots of beer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:23 PM (BiNEL)

281 N95 Facemasks hoarded by the SEIU.

Humanitarian aid supplies hoarded by Puerto Rican politicians.

What could they be hoarding for?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (gAXBD)



Make Trump look bad.
That is all.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 26, 2020 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

282 Top.

Men.

Posted by: SEIU at March 26, 2020 07:24 PM (gAXBD)

283 279 Martha has Juan Williams on to set us straight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 26, 2020 07:23 PM (aKsyK)


Finally, we get someone who's knowledgeable!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

284 274 252
anf WHY does the SEIU have its own warehouses?

Warhouses?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Vy7tf)

285 My, Julia Ioffe is a vile, unnecessary creature. Every Russian immigrant I've ever met has been pretty solidly capitalist, but as with all things, the new generation turns the tables.

Speaking of, how are my fellow Gen X freed wage slaves holding up?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (DY3v8)

286 The Northern Italians hate the South so much they won't eat garlic because it's peasant food. Which is ironic because the garlic *might* have helped build immunity to the WuFlu.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (k9lXi)

287 We are unmatched in ESL services.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (mw1Wz)


We have all five regional Guatemalan dialects covered, dude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (BiNEL)

288 The awful SEIU responded today to Trump administration threats against hoarders by "finding" 19 million N95 masks.


And they will sell them to the government for the low low price of $19.95 each.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (AroMR)

289 ...and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels
as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind
us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.



disagree.



What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)



Surely our booming hospitality sector created a sound foundation for a strong economy.



Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM

---

When China actually manages to get a Blue Water Navy going that can project power across the globe and to field more than one obsolete ski jump Aircraft Carrier then, they might be just 20-30 years behind us.


Their Nuke subs can't submerge more than 10-12 days without having problems.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (JUOKG)

290 .and, the idea that Chyna is lapping at our heels
as the next economic superpower is ridiculous. They are 20 years behind
us. Using their idiotic, ginned up numbers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:03 PM (7Fj9P)

Have you been in isolation for 20 years? There are whole sections of the economy dependent on Chinese manufactured goods. We don't even produce aspirin.
Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:21 PM (J70i0)


https://www.findmadeintheusa.com/aspirin-made-in-usa/

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (M+Lyo)

291 Went into town to hit the liquor store and restock (first time ever, there was a rent-a-cop inside), and then Fresh Market.

Having NY strips tonight, baked potato (we're sharing one) and sauteed mushrooms.

Best Sign Ever across the street from the liquor store:

"We're all Kung Flu Fighting

Come in and buy a gun today"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

292 What is the amount of masks that is considered hoarding?

Posted by: Gem at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (65i3Q)

293 Ace, you missed the tweets of the news stories that the tests China *sold* to Spain are not even working.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (9hauA)

294 >>> what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)
-----
The Ark of the Covenant?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire

Indy Jones' Locker
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Shia Labeouf's acting skills.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (jPtGI)

295 Cat Ass Trophy,
Are you done with work already?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (UUBmN)

296 The Northern Italians hate the South so much they
won't eat garlic because it's peasant food. Which is ironic because the
garlic *might* have helped build immunity to the WuFlu.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (k9lXi)


The food in the north sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (9Om/r)

297 Fvck you Juan.

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (K22Va)

298 Have you been in isolation for 20 years? There are whole sections of the economy dependent on Chinese manufactured goods. We don't even produce aspirin.
============
Sure. Fun fact: Chyna has zero ability to create their own packaging. No cardboard or paper. The idea we are dependent on them for anything is a temporary problem. We could shut them down now by saying, no more paper. I'll play chicken with them. They lose, every time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (7Fj9P)

299 234 Lamp posts need to be fed, iron cages need to be filled, and Lord Humungus's car hood needs to be decorated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 26, 2020 07:15 PM (9Om/r)

We have a recent yuge surplus of unemployed from the hospitality sector to handle these tasks.

Posted by: it begins... at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (MRjKr)

300 Kallisto has reached full dumbass stage with the garlic post - put down your Anne Rice novel dickhead

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (SwWMX)

301 Chinese terror flu is keeping the riff raft away. Suddenly that knee pain for the past 6 months isn't an emergency anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (AroMR)

302 Levin playing clips of Sloppy Choppers wanting a 2nd emergency spending package.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (ZCEU2)

303 265 dammit Basement Cat. 4 minutes is a lifetime here, and it took me 2 minutes just to remember the dead dude's name.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 07:20 PM (Z4rgH)


Just trying to keep up is tough enough, trying to keep up AND commenting is a stone cold B!tch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

304 Someone ratted the union out. Meh.

Usually the employers provides the PPE- masks, eye protection, etc.

19 million.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (f7Img)

305 > what else they got in that warehouse? 
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f) 
----- 
The Ark of the Covenant? 
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire 

Indy Jones' Locker 
Posted by: Bertram Cabot 

Shia Labeouf's acting skills.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (jPtGI)

********

Madonnas old face

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (flINI)

306 Dateline Pixley: Mr. Haney has been arrested for hoarding counterfeit masks. Arnold ratted.

Posted by: klaftern at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

307 Local place up the street is doing curb-side pickup, and has set up a bar in the parking lot.

People are driving up in their golf carts, ordering drinks, and social distancing in their carts.

Love it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

308

#MyFingerAsABiden

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (fhCLs)

309 Went into town to hit the liquor store and restock (first time ever, there was a rent-a-cop inside), and then Fresh Market.

Having NY strips tonight, baked potato (we're sharing one) and sauteed mushrooms.

Best Sign Ever across the street from the liquor store:

"We're all Kung Flu Fighting

Come in and buy a gun today"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (ptqGC


America, got to love the spirit

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)

310 Shia Labeouf's acting skills.

He's a twat, but a pretty decent actor. He's been in a fair number of good movies. Holes, Charlie Countryman, Fury.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (H5knJ)

311 Kallisto has reached full dumbass stage with the garlic post - put down your Anne Rice novel dickhead
Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (SwWMX)


Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (aS1PU)

312 300 needs to go

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)

313 GF Dr WTF.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (SwWMX)

314 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:26 PM (7Fj9P)

I'll have you know it is racist to deprive our sworn enemy of vital supplies!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (BiNEL)

315 There's something vaguely familiar about this Tara Reade person, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (m45I2)

316 'Arnold ratted.'

He squealed?

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (gAXBD)

317 Kallisto has reached full dumbass stage with the garlic post - put down your Anne Rice novel dickhead


==


*wakes up , looks around

What the hell happened ??

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

318 76 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

They just transferred their service to the Chinese version of Sprint.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

319
Posted by: rammajamma

Why do you need to be a dildo?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (fhCLs)

320 In other news, apparently Meghan Markle and Company have booked it from Vancouver to LA to establish their residence there. Wasn't it not long ago that they vowed they wouldn't do that while Trump was in office? Naw, if you're going to be stuck at home do it where your PR people, agents, etc are located.

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (nRNOc)

321 39 million SEIU masks? Where did they come from?

Here's Buzzfeed's headline - "A Health Care Workers Union Found a Supplier With 39 Million Masks for Doctors and Nurses Fighting the Coronavirus"

In the article - "SEIU-UHW spokesperson Steve Trossman told BuzzFeed News he had no idea why the supplier had such a large quantity of masks on hand. He declined to name the company, but it has warehouses in Pennsylvania and Georgia."

I won't link to Buzzfeed's bullshit, but either these weren't SEIU inventory or the union is trying to pretend that they aren't hoarder-scum.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (uM6CE)

322 That escalated quickly.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (mw1Wz)

323 disagree.



What has American been producing for 25 years? Fucking blogposts about intersectionality!

Posted by: ace at March




meh, we have been fighting with a hand behind our back, they have been using everything they could muster fair and otherwise to get where they are.

Posted by: not so at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu)

324 GF Dr WTF.
Posted by: rammajamma at March 26, 2020 07:29 PM (SwWMX)


GF? Go Fish?

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (aS1PU)

325 315
There's something vaguely familiar about this Tara Reade person, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

FIFY

Posted by: dartist at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (K22Va)

326 Local place up the street is doing curb-side pickup, and has set up a bar in the parking lot.

People are driving up in their golf carts, ordering drinks, and social distancing in their carts.

Love it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)


Wat's the real estate market like down there, sounds like a great place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

327 According to ace's favorite pundit

SEIU: We found 39 million N95 masks-and they'll cost you five bucks a pop

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ZQR/T)

328 >>305
> what else they got in that warehouse?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 26, 2020 07:09 PM (G546f)

Vince Foster's suicide note.

Michael Rockefeller

The last remaining Canadian Club whiskey case from the 1967 "Hide A Case" promo.

D. B. Cooper.

Posted by: Zod at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (yvnmY)

329 Trump should revoke the press passes of everyone from CNN. If they've officially stated that they won't report on what he has to say, there's not much point in them being there, now, is there?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (H3MF8)

330 In other news, apparently Meghan Markle and Company have booked it from Vancouver to LA to establish their residence there. Wasn't it not long ago that they vowed they wouldn't do that while Trump was in office? Naw, if you're going to be stuck at home do it where your PR people, agents, etc are located.
Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (nRNOc)


Plus Vancouver I understand is chock-a-block with Chinese. So ... time for a road trip!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

331 Look at how they have gone insane over Trump suggesting Easter

That alone tells you this whole thing is nothing but ginned up hysteria

Because, holding us hostage in our own homes can't be justified indefinitely

The riots are simmering

The game now is who gets who to blame their opponent

One faction--the media and the Democrats--have been caught lying over and over. They are frantic right now for America to blame Trump and any who voted for him.

The other is Trump and us.

Remain calm. But understand: They have already chosen blood to resolve this

We are soon to the point: Are we going to fight to be free? Or live under their rule?

The local police are going to be the first forced choose who they fire upon.
They must understand: The current "stay at home" orders are unconstitutional. A gross abuse of power usurped.

I don't like where this is going

The media must be brought down now to avoid what's coming

60% know they're the enemy.
But 40% are on their side

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (vPKfA)

332 What is the amount of masks that is considered hoarding?
Posted by: Gem at March 26, 2020 07:25 PM (65i3Q)

>38.5 million

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (cknjq)

333 Last I remember, before I fell asleep, is us bashing China, and talking about Jimmy Hoffa hoarding N95 masks in some warehouse.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

334 In other news, apparently Meghan Markle and Company have booked it from Vancouver to LA to establish their residence there.

Why would they take Archie to a known COVID-19 hotspot?

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (pPNCa)

335 So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why 22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?

Xenu took them back to his home planet on 707s?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (DY3v8)

336 Julia Ioffe should be found guilty of treason, and sentenced to a lifetime of Chinese 3 inch dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (sy5kK)

337 307
Local place up the street is doing curb-side pickup, and has set up a bar in the parking lot.

People are driving up in their golf carts, ordering drinks, and social distancing in their carts.

Love it!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

---
Last night we ordered take-out to support a local restaurant.

Their phone was ringing off the hook. They had sanitizer right there, food ready in a box, and were using the down time to do some remodeling/upgrading the dining room.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)

338 Wat's the real estate market like down there, sounds like a great place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (BiNEL)


Elder in our church is a real estate agent here, and we were talking last night. Until the Bat Soup Flu hit, the market was doing well. It's a buyer's market now, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

339
US military forces in Europe = threatening.

Soviet military equipment and advisors in 50+ countries = purely peaceful, defensive in nature.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)






Soviets were peaceful my hairy ass. Almost immediately after Lenin carried out his coup d'etat in October '17, they were trying to violently export revolution to virtually every other nation they could get their slinking spies into. Or they were invading their neighbors whenever they could.

And it stayed that way for the next 70 years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (EGyGV)

340 Plus Vancouver I understand is chock-a-block with Chinese. So ... time for a road trip!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (YqDXo)

It isn't nicknamed Hongcouver for nothing.

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (nRNOc)

341 335
So have the chinks ever given a rational explanation as to why
22,000,000 of their domestic cell phone accounts have been closed out?



Xenu took them back to his home planet on 707s?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (DY3v

---
Sounds plausible to me.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)

342 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2020 07:34 PM (m45I2)

343 334 In other news, apparently Meghan Markle and Company have booked it from Vancouver to LA to establish their residence there.

Why would they take Archie to a known COVID-19 hotspot?
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (pPNC


Harry's life insurance policy must be huge.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

344 Chinese terror flu is keeping the riff raft away. Suddenly that knee pain for the past 6 months isn't an emergency anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (AroMR)


Between the illegals and the General Tso's Chinken Flu, the only way you could get me near an ER or hospital is in a ambulance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:34 PM (BiNEL)

345 Trump should revoke the press passes of everyone from CNN. If they've officially stated that they won't report on what he has to say, there's not much point in them being there, now, is there?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 26, 2020 07:31 PM (H3MF


Then judge TongueInHisBung issues an order restoring the pass, like has happened twice before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (Z4rgH)

346

The rice is really gonna hit the fan when the president doesn't lift travel restrictions on the chinese until he's satisfied.

My guess is President Trump will give President Ping Pong an ultimatum: Either you let our CDC in to verify conditions, or the travel ban remains in place.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (fhCLs)

347 In other news, apparently Meghan Markle and Company have booked it from Vancouver to LA to establish their residence there. Wasn't it not long ago that they vowed they wouldn't do that while Trump was in office? Naw, if you're going to be stuck at home do it where your PR people, agents, etc are located.
Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:30 PM (nRNOc)

Moving to the US when the evil Orange Badman is fouling up his handling of the worst crisis known to man?

Say it ain't so.

Oh, by the way, Markle is a terrible woman for estranging her husband from his family whom he had no problems with prior to her arrival on the scene.

Men should not marry such.

Oh, and Harry is a cuck.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (9hauA)

348
The local police are going to be the first forced choose who they fire upon.

They must understand: The current "stay at home" orders are unconstitutional. A gross abuse of power usurped.




Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 26, 2020 07:32 PM (vPKfA)

---
Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)

349 I just punched open WunderMap, remembering the good old days when I watched it b/c i was...traveling.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (7Fj9P)

350
Uh oh, guys!

Lady YD's great-aunt is around, and of course she wants to meet the baby. And there's a big ol' gang of people there waiting, too.

So we're gonna go over and introduce the baby to her family, without regard to orders.

We're outlaws. Renegades. Rebels who make our own rules, and aren't afraid to break them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (II2Y0)

351 It isn't nicknamed Hongcouver for nothing.

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:33 PM (nRNOc)


Isn't Hongronto a suburb?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

352 Did Dr. Birx 'splain everything to that Fox anchortete ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

353 I have my walking around papers since the office is closed, comrade. Head honcho sent an email this afternoon to everyone and said law office were deemed essential by herr govenor.

Posted by: Infidel at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (I664Y)

354 We build machinery, guns, farm equipment, medical equipment, we feed the world.

Ford is taking some gizmos off its trucks and turning them into ventilators.

That assembly line work they do for Apple isn't hitec and we drew the schematic.


It may take a little tooling up but we don't need anything from Chyna.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (ZQR/T)

355








NOOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (fhCLs)

356
Who knows how accurate the tests are if 80% of
the ones they are shipping overseas are faulty. It makes the CDC seem
semi-competent for at least trying to get it right.


Posted by: WOPR at March 26, 2020 07:12 PM (J70i0)


Actually our bureaucracy is more competent - compared to most of the world.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (in24S)

357 Chinese terror flu is keeping the riff raft away. Suddenly that knee pain for the past 6 months isn't an emergency anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2020 07:27 PM (AroMR)

When the hypochondriacs are scared enough to stay home...

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (nRNOc)

358 Posted by: kallisto

Boy I hit a nerve. (I too am southern Italian extraction)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 26, 2020 07:36 PM (LWu6U)

359 Oh, by the way, Markle is a terrible woman for estranging her husband from his family whom he had no problems with prior to her arrival on the scene.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (9hauA)/i]

Exactly what my wife says.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

360 @320: "Wasn't it not long ago that they vowed they wouldn't do that while Trump was in office?"

She and Harry jumped outta Canada to get in here before the northern border closed for who knows how long. Meghan couldn't risk losing all those potential Hollywood gigs in the short term. Woke Twitter declarations about Trump be damned.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (+oVP5)

361 Travel ban should be up forever.

And everyone coming into this country gets check upon debarkation.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (ZQR/T)

362 Why would they take Archie to a known COVID-19 hotspot?




The NBA is shut down. How do you expect Meghan to do Lebron from Canada?

Posted by: Cuck Harry at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (gAXBD)

363 Our stores are getting restocked. Plenty of ground beef and eggs now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (V2Yro)

364 Oh, by the way, Markle is a terrible woman for estranging her husband from his family whom he had no problems with prior to her arrival on the scene.

Well, I don't think Harry minds being socially distanced from his COVID-19-infected father.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (pPNCa)

365 The Fresh Market here is such a pretty store. It was nearly empty this afternoon, and the meat department was filled. Husband asked why I didn't buy a giant tomahawk ribeye.

The cashiers were sanitizing all the surfaces in their area after every customer. I stood patiently as one dear woman carefully cleaned everything.

I really, really hope it doesn't go under. They're like a peaceful oasis in midst of the zombie hordes stripping everything bare off the shelves of the other stores.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

366 Woke Twitter declarations about Trump be damned.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (+oVP5)


Phrased that way, it makes her sound so venal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

367 Whenever I see PRC nationals in the US theyre flogging the premier outlet malls. Buying back all the half ased goods they made.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 26, 2020 07:38 PM (6/uwW)

368 Oh, by the way, Markle is a terrible woman for estranging her husband from his family whom he had no problems with prior to her arrival on the scene.

Men should not marry such.

Oh, and Harry is a cuck.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 26, 2020 07:35 PM (9hauA)

Never underestimate the power of the hoo-ha over a 'man'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Vy7tf)

369 317. I dunno. I think this being stuck indoors has made people punchy. Anyway, when a consumer paid $4000.00 for an Italian bag, it was with the knowledge it had been artisan crafted. Now the leather goods are products of sweat shops.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:39 PM (k9lXi)

370 Dr. Sarduci say - A Garlic a Day keepa da Vampire away!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

371 "147 The awful SEIU responded today to Trump administration threats against hoarders by "finding" 19 million N95 masks.

Found. Today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NVYyb) "



Wonder when they acquired them ... because masks started disappearing back when we were all still being told that the coronavirus was no big deal.
Part of a set-up ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (cqteU)

372 Julia Ioffe is ridiculing the sucker punch assault victim for not throwing the first punch. And she's proud of herself.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (TlQrr)

373 How do you expect Meghan to do Lebron from Canada?

She could have her pick of Canadian hockey players.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 26, 2020 07:40 PM (pPNCa)

374 Models of a million dead, 2 million dead, 5 million dead.

All recently reported by Progda.

Because the medical industry has no ability to learn, respond, and attack the virus.

None.

So those death models, many based on Chinese government data, repeated by their Progda peers, can NOT BE QUESTIONED.

Even the lowest reporter's salary in that Trump presser makes over $200,000 a year.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

375 I dunno. I think this being stuck indoors has made people punchy.

------

Definitely. Did a systemwide call, and people are bugged out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (II2Y0)

376 Either you let our CDC in to verify conditions, or the travel ban remains in place.

CDC employees responsible for the testing fiasco first.

Posted by: cool breeze at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (UGKMd)

377 She and Harry jumped outta Canada to get in here
before the northern border closed for who knows how long. Meghan
couldn't risk losing all those potential Hollywood gigs in the short
term. Woke Twitter declarations about Trump be damned.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:37 PM (+oVP5)

From what I understand about the border closing, she would have been able to go to the U.S. as an American citizen but would have had problems going back to Canada. Both governments are obviously giving special treatment to Harry and Archie.

Therefore, everyone goes to the U.S. while they can.

Posted by: Vendette at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (nRNOc)

378 @347: "Oh, and Harry is a cuck."

Yeah, but being the second sibling in a royal family does weird things to their sense of purpose and entitlement. Princess Margaret didn't handle her lesser position well. I assume it's worse for Harry given social media and not just hundreds but millions of sycophantic supporters insisting he should be king rather than his brother.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:41 PM (+oVP5)

379 Wonder when they acquired them ... because masks started disappearing back when we were all still being told that the coronavirus was no big deal.
Part of a set-up ?
====
The Obama administration transferred them.

Wanna bet me?

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2020 07:42 PM (ZuGkg)

380 @377: "Both governments are obviously giving special treatment to Harry and Archie."

Sure, they could have crossed borders either way any time, but they want to preserve the appearance of being common people just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (+oVP5)

381 Regarding number of Cases--China itself has admitted that they "did not report" 43000+ in asymptomatic cases--cases that were tested positive but did not go to the hospital but were quarantined (I believe via contact tracing).

Article in South China Morning post scmp.com

And this is JUST what they admit. Note also that there was no widespread testing outside of Hubei Province. Does anyone believe that the incredibly low number of cases posted for places like Beijing (8 cases) and Shanghai (5 cases) are real?

Posted by: groovygirl at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ybC9u)

382 365. Fresh Market is cozier and friendlier than the bigger stores. The one near us has a great meat section.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:44 PM (k9lXi)

383 kallisto not sure if any around me

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)

384 375 - and it hasn't even been seven days, in PA anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:47 PM (k9lXi)

385 383 - Glenside?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2020 07:51 PM (k9lXi)

386 Enemies of the state. Indeed.

Card-carrying members of the Deep State. You betcha!

Posted by: Fritz at March 26, 2020 08:48 PM (95j/9)

387 As infectious as Chinese Flu is you would think it would be ripping a path across China?

Did they have a vaccine for this that they already gave their population as part of seasonal regular flu prevention?

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:50 PM (2mNYE)

388 Oh...and Epstein didn't die of the Chinese Flu.

Posted by: torabora at March 26, 2020 08:52 PM (2mNYE)

389 "This supplement, prepared by China Daily, People's Republic of China, did not involve the news or editorial departments of the Washington Post."

That's a wimpy little disclaimer. Even the title "China Watch" is a lie--China watching China?

How about "THIS IS CHINESE GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA."

btw, Khasoggi's op-eds were written by Qatar, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 26, 2020 11:12 PM (Ndje9)

390 The Washington Compost the Mouth Piece for Red China just like the New York Pravda(Times)did for the USSR and Cuba

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2020 12:54 AM (FLiOE)

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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