Joe Biden: You Know, I Became a University Professor After I Left the Senate Fact Check Status: I Can't Even Anymore With This Guy

Joe Biden: You Know, I Became a University Professor After I Left the Senate
Fact Check Status: I Can't Even Anymore With This Guy

While he was also Vice President.

He's talking about a fucking honorary degree that they shower on liberal politicians and celebrity rapists, such as Bill Cosby.

And Joe Biden.

Well, alleged sexual assaulter Joe Biden.

Credibly accused sexual assaulter Joe Biden.

30 Biden is also royalty. He got the hat at Burger King to prove it.
Posted by: pep

biden appears to be confused about his past

he claims he became a professor when he left the us senate

he didn't; he became vice president

he also never actually taught a class

the campaign needs to stop him from doing interviews bc they aren't going well for him at all https://t.co/LSpfmnKh99
— Thao Nguyen (@helloitsthao) March 25, 2020

I posted this early, but as an update. It's worth a watch if you missed it.

BIDEN: "The president's numbers with the public have gone up in handling this crisis, but they haven't gone up in terms of his presidency."

*awkward silence*

REPORTER: Actually, his job approval is also up.

BIDEN: "Well, I hope that he's so strong that he's up way above that." pic.twitter.com/VfWksMSpJi
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) March 25, 2020

Semi-related:

Does anyone remember when Bill Kristol used to have a (welfare case) magazine?

And now he's just a pathetic, trifling Twitter clickbait shitposter.

Trump likes eminent domain. Could Gov. Cuomo use eminent domain to seize the closed Trump Hotel and put it at the disposal of health care workers who need a place to stay away from their families, or a closer commute to work? Or use “leverage” to persuade Trump to volunteer this?
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 25, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (PeQuo)

2 It was a Leftist gift

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

3 Uh

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (dQF3z)

4 1 Could have been but gave up the position

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (ZCEU2)

5 Rookie Mistake. Counting my meeps. Shoulda known better.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (dQF3z)

6 The Conservative Case for Seizing Private Property

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (F6tBH)

7 Watching Biden implode is funny

Posted by: jmel at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (OeWgo)

8 Yayyyy, suck on that colonials! Like WW one and two we Brits get in there first!!

I might need some help later though, if you could be so kind.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (PeQuo)

9 Maybe that campus rape epidemic claim is real.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (puu6v)

10 Trump likes eminent domain. Could Gov. Cuomo use eminent domain to seize the closed Trump Hotel and put it at the disposal of health care workers who need a place to stay away from their families, or a closer commute to work? Or use "leverage" to persuade Trump to volunteer this?
- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 25, 2020

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

11 I also stayed at a Holiday Inn last night

Posted by: Joey 2 Blasts at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (POXG+)

12 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

13 Tried to be cute with the nood. Totally botched it.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (dQF3z)

14 That Bill Kristol's tiny mind is always at work, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (XVuno)

15 Remember well, the University of Pa giving him a big no work paycheck with my tax dollars no doubt. Thats what Leftists do do funnel money to their leaders. Book deals are the same thing giving millions for books they know will never get read or sold.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

16 Trump likes eminent domain. Could Gov. Cuomo use eminent domain to seize the closed Trump Hotel and put it at the disposal of health care workers who need a place to stay away from their families, or a closer commute to work? Or use "leverage" to persuade Trump to volunteer this?
- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 25, 2020

I thought exposing yourself in public was a crime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

17 THEN WHO IS PHONE

Posted by: Joe Biden horror writer emeritus at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (kOpft)

18 Hell yeah I'm the Professor. I finger fvcked Mary Ann on the island.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (COzlW)

19 I 'pulled a Biden'

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (dQF3z)

20 Professor Diddler

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (noaju)

21 I want to see more of Joe. I'd like him out there 8 hours a day, blanketing the networks. What could be more fun than that?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (7ZQe3)

22 has anyone given Biden the elder abuse hotline number yet?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (G546f)

23 Biden forgot what to call God.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (E2o2V)

24 FrodoB -me too, though its from rage mostly.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)

25 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (arJlL)

26 Well, if a man with a dick can say he's a woman, why can't Slow Joe say he was a professor?

Their reality is flexible and non-linear. Sort of like kids who think they are cowboys and/or princesses.

Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCiJZ)

27 Don't call me ma'am! It's Professor Senator Jeff Biden!
Joe! Joe Biden!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (41rs/)

28 I was a professor of laziness after I left the Senate. Well, I was never in the Senate but being in college is like being in the Senate. And there was this girl in DC. And the zoo! And...what was the question?

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (1FhAQ)

29 I'd like to think I am a decent human being and when a person like Biden exhibits signs of dementia I'd think good thoughts for him and his family.

Apparently, I am not a decent human being.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)

30 Biden is also royalty. He got the hat at Burger King to prove it.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

31

Stupid Joe is like an animatronic robot, like hte robot Abe Lincoln.

Someone rewind his tapes!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (lg/F7)

32 Keep Joe talking and running.

It is pure joy to watch his ass to mouth act.

Such talent.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)

33 Bill Souter-Kristol.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (dmYb7)

34 Biden then went on to list all of the Inventions he had made, while stranded on a Desert isle, using only coconuts and Palm Fronds.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (noaju)

35 22 has anyone given Biden the elder abuse hotline number yet?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM

We can call and make an anonymous report. They'd have to investigate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (7bcfy)

36 I came up behind her and sniffed her hair. Then I grabbed her by the tassel and .....
J. Biden

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (XhWtx)

37 He's talking about a fucking honorary degree that they shower on liberal politicians and celebrity rapists, such as Bill Cosby.
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He learned a lot from the Constitutional scholar that he worked for, for like eight years, so 'mostly true.'

Posted by: snopes at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (kOpft)

38 This is seriously scary. They want this blabbering brain damaged buffoon to be the president. Really? That the democrats would push this idiot in to the white house when they know he is not mentally competent is scary and disgusting.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (myjNJ)

39 It is. I don't know if this continent had horses before that.
--I commiserate

Posted by: FrodoB, at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (dQF3z)

40 I remember when I taught Corn Pop how to read. He was 36, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (XVuno)

41 Is anyone going to trust that man with the TV remote control, let alone the presidency of the United States?
He'd fail as a Walmart trolley boy.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (PeQuo)

42 I became a professor back in 19 dickety 6. We had to say dickety then because Republican budget cuts had removed the word twenty from the English language.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (SfYbS)

43 Professor Joe Biden, University of Phoenix

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (41rs/)

44 There's a lot more to the Biden/Penn relationship than meets the eye.

I don't think he really wants the media to focus on this.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

45 "Well there I was and there was this pickax in this boulder and I thought I'd get me a new one because I loaned my old one the Big John and he never brought it back out of the mine. So I grabbed the pick and yanked it out of the rock and that's how I became Duke of Scranton. True story, my word as a Biden."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (FJL6J)

46 come on man, I thought you liked me

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

47 The hat at Burger King lol.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (j3npP)

48
You shall not crucify us on this cross of cucks.

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (rCwaK)

49 39 - I don't know where that came from. It is not what I copied,
Nurse, what did you put in that meep?

Posted by: FrodoB, at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (dQF3z)

50 38 It worked in2008.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:38 PM (E2o2V)

51 Didn't the Dims say something like we had to believe women?

Posted by: Dingbat at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (KylN9)

52 I think his aneurysm doctor was listening to Brain Salad Surgery during the operation.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

53 At least it wasn't Penn State...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (NWiLs)

54 He actually would have made a pretty good typical professor. Rambling lectures. Must always be the center of attention. Asking to "have a word" with one of the co-eds after class.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (dmYb7)

55 Didn't he also talk about how he was in contact with foreign leaders? Ya' know violating the Hatch Act. Or getting collusion.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (v30M8)

56 I don't thin Joe Biden knows who Joe Biden is or what Joe Biden has ever done in his life.
I truly believe he is psychotic and delusional.
I've known people like him and the were just one saltine away from going full box of crackers.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (af5xa)

57 I'm back in the saddle again. Out where a friend is a friend. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (EgshT)

58 The Left is a train wreck.
It's almost as if everything else is by design.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (axyOa)

59 Now he's just throwing in the towel, to make the way clear for Fredo.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (iuFgi)

60 Still listening to various renditions of the Godzilla theme song over here in Stately Smallwhitenut Manor.

Still seems awesomely appropriate for today for some reason.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:39 PM (NiXyF)

61 Any guesses if Kristol knows that when property is taken by eminent domain, the state must pay compensation?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

62 I taught the three R's

Roughin', Rapin', and Retardin', and I forget the third one.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (POXG+)

63
He's talking about a fucking honorary degree that they shower on liberal politicians and celebrity rapists, such as Bill Cosby.

Hold my beer.... here you go President Obama

Posted by: Nobel Prize Committee at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (oxicz)

64 So its "get this," "I can't even." I love them both and name them The New Literacy.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (glGDV)

65 I also became the Pope when I visited that country where the Vatican lives.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (F6tBH)

66 I'm the Professor of Looooove baby!

Posted by: Joey B Penetrator at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (7ZMbn)

67 YES BUT BIDEN LITERALLY BELIEVES IN SCIENCE AND HE WILL SURROUND HIMSELF WITH EXPERT ADVISERS SO IT DOESN'T MATTER

Posted by: Typical Twitter Dem at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

68 I ran a prison library, harassed the shit out of the state goons to get it some books. I helped a young con with a family get his high school diploma. Then the warden had him killed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (XVuno)

69 So are there enough free delegates to fake someone else into the nomination? Or do the Dems just throw their hands up, declare the primaries null and void and crowbar someone else in?

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (BAsqb)

70 Seize the hotel?

How about leasing it?

I bet they would get a great rate if they wanted?

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (+0uDE)

71 BREAKING: Bill Kritol has donated 0 N95 masks, 0 ventilators, 0 face shields, 0 bottles of hand sanitizers and 0 creampies since he kept those all for himself.

Thank you for your service, Mr. Kirstol!

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (ZqktU)

72 Well 'ol Joe isn't the sharpest rocket in the drawer, that's for sure.

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

73 52
I think his aneurysm doctor was listening to Brain Salad Surgery during the operation.

Posted by: wth
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
You mean, "Should have been listening to Brain Salad Surgery. That is one excellent album and the lyrics are true poetry. Biden should aspire to be so lucid.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (af5xa)

74 We should all send a message to slow joe:

be better.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

75 No way they allow Biden to take this nomination. They'll have someone else in there soon, and then the question will be how to beat THAT person, whoever it is.

Because this guy's done.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)

76 How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

77 I think it's pretty clear the Democrat Party is trying to get ride of Biden. I don't think they liked anyone who was running, and getting rid of Biden will allow them to choose a candidate they like, without having to deal with those--EEWWW!!!--voters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (l9m7l)

78 California electoral college votes:
The new Steiner.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (glGDV)

79 Any guesses if Kristol knows that when property is taken by eminent domain, the state must pay compensation?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

Give the poor man a break. He's talking out of his ass again.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (XVuno)

80 Look, I'm an accredited professor of coed poontang, Son. Get your facts straight! You want to step outside?

Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (EzqsV)

81 nood biden

-
[shudder]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

82 Awwww, That's our Joe!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (dNzKv)

83 His brain up and died
Up and died
After 20 years he still grieves
Mr. Joe Dangles
Dance.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

84 Any guesses if Kristol knows that when property is taken by eminent domain, the state must pay compensation?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (GbPPJ)

That would be profiting from it while in office! Emolments clause! Or however you spell it! HAHAHA!

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (BAsqb)

85 He's Folksy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (dNzKv)

86 Fflamio anws!

Posted by: Y boi hwnnw sydd bob amser yn dweud "Fflamio anws" yn Gymraeg at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (DMUuz)

87 Hey, some advice to morons.

If you suspect you might be sick, or getting sick, or have a runny nose, or live in NYC, do not exercise. One thing that can happen (I am not a Dr.) is that your own virus spittle can get sucked deep into your lungs and that is how people end up with massive infections.

I have not heard anyone say this, but I think it is important in case anyone feels the need to work on gainzzz during their furlough.

This was well understood in the past, and one reason flue and TB wards were all about fresh air and open windows. (As opposed to Cuomo mandating that hospitals get more dense to respond to crisis instead of just turning all the schools into wards.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (LWu6U)

88 If his wife keeps sending him out there to be laughed at and humiliated, I will continue to laugh at him while continuing to keep an eye on the cancerous Democrat party leadership.

Dr. Jill is proving to be a nasty, uncaring bitch

Which means that she is qualified to be the Democrat replacement candidate!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

89 Wal-Mart had everything I wanted.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (E2o2V)

90 So yeah, I guess this'll be fun while it lasts... but it won't last.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (hku12)

91 I'm guessing Dr. Jill told him this makes him a professor now.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (uM6CE)

92 72
Well 'ol Joe isn't the sharpest rocket in the drawer, that's for sure.

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)

Its like he keeps beating his head against a dead horse.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (7ZMbn)

93 An honorary degree doesn't make a professor. It's an honorary doctorate. Few holders of real doctorates are professors. Maybe a few percent, tops.

He obviously is unaware of that fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

94 Could Gov. Cuomo use eminent domain to seize the closed Trump Hotel and put it at the disposal of health care workers who need a place to stay away from their families, or a closer commute to work?

Why it's almost as if eminent domain is a political tool to use against enemies ...

Posted by: Adriane the Why I Do Declare Critic ... at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (LPnfS)

95 I think he did occasional lectures at Weidner or Villanova Law School or something. So, yeah, basically that makes him a tenured professor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (dNzKv)

96 biden appears to be confused about his past

-
Well, he also confused about his future so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)

97 Also, there appears to be a push among some Dems to swap out Andrew Cuomo with Biden at this point. Because Cuomo hasn't shit himself, molested a subordinate or babbled noodle-headed nonsense during a live interview this year.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (ZqktU)

98 re 87

Remember, you heard it here first. With luck the MSM will pick up on this in about a month.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (LWu6U)

99 2021 Oscar nomination for best screenplay:

68 I ran a prison library, harassed the shit out of the state goons to get it some books. I helped a young con with a family get his high school diploma. Then the warden had him killed.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (XVuno)

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (glGDV)

100 I bet Dr. Jill is NOT pushing him. He's a stubborn old coot probably tells her to shut her whore mouth when she suggests he ought to stay home.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)

101 74 We should all send a message to slow joe:

be better.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

102 Honorary Professor of Gynecology? Or Abnormal Psychology?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (v1P+X)

103 >> How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

It's ahead of the curve, becoming a hot spot. It has high population density and lots of international contacts.

Right now, NYC, London, and Madrid, Spain are the biggest urban hotspots of this Bat Fever.

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (rCwaK)

104 Someone should tell Joe that it's not safe to lick windows anymore. Not in these virus ridden times.
He can probably still sniff them though, why not.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (PeQuo)

105 65 I also became the Pope when I visited that country where the Vatican lives.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (F6tBH)

I like this one a lot.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (7juvc)

106 Hey, that's ASTRONAUT Joe Biden to you, pimple-face.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

107 AAAhhhhhh, about Bill Cosby.

Let's face it. They weren't roofies that he was drugging unsuspecting women with.

They were Qualuudes that the women more than likely crawled across the room to nibble them off his penis.

Back in the 70's it is well known that the birth rate was directly correlated with the consumption of ludes and beer.

Posted by: Drider at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (R/UH9)

108 I think he did occasional lectures at Weidner or Villanova Law School or something. So, yeah, basically that makes him a tenured professor.

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I've driven on the Interstate so I'm a NASCAR driver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

109 I propose that we deem that Kristol tweet the moral equivalent of licking food in a store.

That is the single most despicable (Daffy Duck voice) thing I have seen lately, and wow there is a lot of competition out there, but still, he has completely lost all sense of decency in his psychotic rage.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (cqteU)

110 Life is like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (E2o2V)

111
Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

It's hard to believe this website is free.

This is why I come here.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)

112

Who would have thought that lying dog faced pony soldier may not be the dumbest thing that Biden will say?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (aPvIU)

113 Hold my beer.... here you go President Obama
Posted by: Nobel Prize Committee at March 25, 2020 07:40 PM (oxicz)

That wasn't a real Nobel Prize. That was for peace, which like literature, is a joke.

The real ones are physics, chemistry, medicine/physiology, and if I'm in a rare charitable mood, economics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

114 Re: the Biden accusation. Sign that a Democrat faction has decided, "enough with this guy; torpedoes away." Between this and his obvious frailty, they want to blow him up and go to a brokered convention.

And with Bernie Sanders the only other candidate still in the race (who I bet had advance notice of this), if it isn't him there will be... fireworks. And if it IS him, he will be obliterated by Trump.

Posted by: Apostate at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (z2FAZ)

115 RUN! JOEY! RUN!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

116 I've got twenty dollars that says he insists people call him Doctor before he dies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (41rs/)

117 Heh. Doctor Demento it is, then.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (Vy7tf)

118 I'm a better professor than my professors.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (COzlW)

119 There's no way Biden doesn't get this virus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (j3npP)

120 I guess it was gynocologist Joe Biden we were reading about in the previous thread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

121 Eminent Domain to seize the Trump hotel?

Trump may do that himself.
Dipshit ain't building any new hospitals. But the Guard / Reserve may with Federal funding.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

122 Heeeee's baaaaaack...

@RealJamesWoods 6 minutes ago

I was surprised to find that Twitter jail is an actual place. And they have an in-house hair salon!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (cF8AT)

123
You heard Ol' Puddin' Head, "The Penetrator", claim professorhood, too? At two schools, too, if I heard correctly. I happened across the broadcast (or a recording of it) while I was preparing dinner.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

124 Back up there buddy, is it a fact that Trump likes eminent domain ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (zr5Kq)

125 Who can the Democrats now nominate after all the wasted time and effort on Bernie and Biden. I mean legally nominate to run for President of the United States?

Hillary? Barry? Bill? Chelsea? Maverick? Beuller? Steiner?

Who can the Democrats legally run?

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (glGDV)

126 The real ones are physics, chemistry, medicine/physiology, and if I'm in a rare charitable mood, economics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

Why ever would you have to be charitable?

They don't give it to just ANY Leftist.

Posted by: Paul Krugman. NOBEL PRIZE WINNER Paul Krugman. at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (ZfRYq)

127 How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

Pure assumption on my part? That godforsaken UN building, with all the swarthy foreigners all up and down the town.

That, tourist destination, and high concentration of warm bodies.

Seems straightforward to me, but I'm not epidemimonologizzer.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (hku12)

128 >> How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

It's ahead of the curve, becoming a hot spot. It has high population density and lots of international contacts.

Posted by: William Jennings Bryan at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (rCwaK)

Maybe it spreads fastest where theres the most arrogant assholes.

I sent that question to Fauci. Waiting for him to get back to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7ZMbn)

129 That's Sir Professor Dr. Mr. Vice President Biden, Esq. to you commoners!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (z6Rh+)

130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

131 Publisher's Clearing House says I might have already won the presidency.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (POXG+)

132 Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

True story, I went down to the town pier one time and someone had found a seemingly drowned Nutria rat and put it on the sidewalk with a pen in it's paw and a suicide note.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

133 Who can the Democrats legally run?
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (glGDV)

I don't know that "legally" comes into it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (WI7YS)

134 I'm torn-
one the one hand I'm sympathetic to Joe because I watched my mother go thru dementia and Alzheimer's-

yet on the other he is a lifelong pompous ass, and a member of a political party that routinely wishes death and mayhem on its opponents-

this is tough

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)

135 So my cousin sent me this :

Jewish Irony - Passover Celebrations canceled due to Plague.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (noaju)

136 Professor Joe Chuckles. Clown, balloon sculptor and senator. Young girls birthday parties and bat mitzvahs a speciality.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (PeQuo)

137 Maybe he is trying to out title his fake doctor wife

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (ZCEU2)

138 57 state landslide.

No, wait: Nancy! Shumer! Schiff! Nadler!

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (glGDV)

139 >>> No way they allow Biden to take this nomination. They'll have someone else in there soon, and then the question will be how to beat THAT person, whoever it is.

Because this guy's done.
Posted by: BurtTC

Can they keep him in long enough so that they can bypass Bernie? Or, considering this is the DNC, it's probably super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (+FPkr)

140 How fucking pissed will the bernie bros be if Bernie not only was going to get screwed over by Biden, but now the DNC is going to back door him with someone who didn't even run in the primary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (dNzKv)

141 this is tough

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (iTXRQ)

Not really.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (POXG+)

142 >>How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

Public Transportation : The Silent Killer

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (noaju)

143 I'm going to beak my arm patting my self on the back for warning everyone that Cuomo was going to be recruited to save the Democratic party from a Biden nomination.
Biden will be retired for his brain ailment.
Or they'll leak word to the Clinton that he's started babbleing about secrete Clinton dealings out-loud and end up suicided.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (af5xa)

144 You mean I can't lick the Yellow Bus anymore?

Posted by: Plugs at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (K22Va)

145 Professor of Forcible Gynecology

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (BAsqb)

146 Publisher's Clearing House says I might have already won the presidency.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (POXG+)

Are you sure it wasn't just a call from failed candidate McMuffin to get a leg up on the failed candidate club enrollment package?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (v30M8)

147
Good point made on The Five from Katie??

Anyway, she said when the president does begin to open up things again, the Left and Fake News will demand the first to be re-opened is the Border and Travel from China.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (un7FC)

148
Kristol and the rest of the cucks are in their cuck sheds fantasizing over Cuomo swooping in to save the world from OrangeManBad.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (aPvIU)

149 I would like to see them stop a debate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (E2o2V)

150 Ok I'm not gonna shit on New Yawkas anymore cause I came from there.
Well not as much anyway. But they fucking piss me off.

present company excluded of course.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (7ZMbn)

151 How fucking pissed will the bernie bros be if Bernie not only was going to get screwed over by Biden, but now the DNC is going to back door him with someone who didn't even run in the primary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (dNzKv)

I am altering our deal. Pray I don't alter it further.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Dark Horse Candidate at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (XVuno)

152 I bet Dr. Jill is NOT pushing him. He's a stubborn old coot probably tells her to shut her whore mouth when she suggests he ought to stay home.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)

If Clinton Inc or Bobama Central threaten to kill his other son... and they might, he'll quit.

I figure 50/50 shot he does in the next week or so, maybe with a "diagnosis" of the China Wuwu Creepin' Crud.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (hku12)

153 I don't know that "legally" comes into it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (WI7YS)

You're right now that I think of it. We are talking about Democrats.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (glGDV)

154 I'm pleasantly surprised at how terrible a job Joe Biden's campaign is doing keeping him away from interacting with the public.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (sjTfF)

155 I'll never need to fundraise again thanks to that nice Nigerian prince who's going to give me 150 million USD once I send him by bank account information.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (SfYbS)

156 I would like to see them stop a debate.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (E2o2V)

If he dies, he dies.

Posted by: Donald "Ivan Drago" Trump at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (BAsqb)

157 according to.the media, China did great with the coronavirus and we should follow their example

does that mean we should treat NYC like Wuhan? cordon it off, weld ppl into their apartments?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (G546f)

158 >Who can the Democrats legally run?
Posted by: 80's music fan

hey the DNC can have a meeting and re-write their rules in any way they see fit-
if they wanna devise a way to dump the clear winner at the convention and replace him with a friggin' floor lamp, they can/will do it

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (iTXRQ)

159 Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane" appears to the the role model Joe aspires to.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

160 New York City as a whole should be placed under quarantine.
Lock down the disease infested shitholes is how it is supposed to be done.

What, we need to outsource to the ChiComs?

*sorry good new yorker morons.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (1g7ch)

161 They will make Bidens retirement community room look just like the oval office and refer to him as Mr President as they serve his evening pudding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (dNzKv)

162 I would like to see them stop a debate.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:50 PM (E2o2V)

Do they have a slaughter rule in presidential debates?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (XVuno)

163

I'll tell you right now, it's going to be a very long time until the president allows people in from China and even Europe.

And there'll be lawsuits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (un7FC)

164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

165
Trump should exercise eminent domain on Kristol's home and repurpose it as a wet market.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

166 does that mean we should treat NYC like Wuhan? cordon it off, weld ppl into their apartments?

That is the second plank in my party platform.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

167 does that mean we should treat NYC like Wuhan? cordon it off, weld ppl into their apartments?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (G546f)

Well...

You know...

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (BAsqb)

168 He was also stranded on a deserted island with a Hollywood actress and a hot country chick, and he made radios out of coconuts.

Posted by: Paul at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (PMxE5)

169 replace him with a friggin' floor lamp, they can/will do it
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM

I love lamp 2020.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (v30M8)

170 hey the DNC can have a meeting and re-write their rules in any way they see fit-
if they wanna devise a way to dump the clear winner at the convention and replace him with a friggin' floor lamp, they can/will do it
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (iTXRQ)

The only thing that limits them is the ballot deadlines in the states. But, I suspect they have a way around that thanks to the Soros SOS project.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

171 Colorado Morons, of the attys at work received info at 4:30 today that the Polesmoker govenor locked down the whole state. I can't find anything on an official site yet. Anyone else hear this?

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (XG6D3)

172 88 If his wife keeps sending him out there to be laughed at and humiliated, I will continue to laugh at him while continuing to keep an eye on the cancerous Democrat party leadership.

Dr. Jill is proving to be a nasty, uncaring bitch

Which means that she is qualified to be the Democrat replacement candidate!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

By the way, Dr. Jill's doctorate is in education. Everybody thinks she's a medical doctor.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (jK8Z7)

173 Who can the Democrats legally run?
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (glGDV)

I don't know that "legally" comes into it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (WI7YS)

Heh... yeah, no. Legally? What's that. This is the Democrat Party.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (hku12)

174 Trump should exercise eminent domain on Kristol's home and repurpose it as a wet market.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Mrs. Kristol already calls her bedroom the wet market.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (SfYbS)

175 joe has dementia. no question. what's fat ass bill's excuse for his buffoonery? advanced cuckism, or mental retardation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (KP5rU)

176 How much has the Clinton Foundation donated to Americans in need during this pandemic?

Or anyone in need for that matter?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (gAXBD)

177 132
Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

True story, I went down to the town pier one time and someone had
found a seemingly drowned Nutria rat and put it on the sidewalk with a
pen in it's paw and a suicide note.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

Oh come oooon you guys....no way. Your blowin smoke up my ass.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (7ZMbn)

178 Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

179 I have friends who have escaped New York. I wonder if Ace has escaped.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (7juvc)

180 ProfessorPerfesserPervesser

Posted by: Skunky Choom at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (sJAux)

181 i don't think my funnybone can take another Biden Calamity thread. The last one was lulzworthy.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (ZcS8q)

182 You blew it up.

Posted by: Taylor at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (E2o2V)

183
Speaking of Lloyd Bridges, some of you old people here might be remember this fun movie that is on Youtube:

Stowaway To The Moon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi8m55Tq3c

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (un7FC)

184 Joe: And I was a lion tamer, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

185 I wonder if Ace has escaped.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (7juvc)
--------------

Ewok riding like the wind on a Vespa!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (WEBkv)

186 "161 They will make Bidens retirement community room look just like the oval office and refer to him as Mr President as they serve his evening pudding."

Wonder how handsy the Professor of Pasteology will get when the nurses change his Depends? (I'm talking about later this evening)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (puu6v)

187 Airplane toilet seat licker chick has more influence than Bill Kristol.

And all is right with this world.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (KnJdm)

188 I'll tell you right now, it's going to be a very long time until the president allows people in from China and even Europe.

I'll bet you're right. Let those fvckers fight in courts for a few years and see how they like it.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (K22Va)

189 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

Few owners of guns are school shooters.
Few drivers of cars are cab drivers.
Few women are supermodels.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (jK8Z7)

190 > Anyone else hear this?
Posted by: Infidel

search 'govofco' on twitter

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (iTXRQ)

191 >>Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.

I have a great photograph of a note a client left me one morning when I stopped by his place to pick him up.

It's a dead mouse in a trap with a Back in 5 Minutes Note in his dead little mouse hand.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:54 PM (noaju)

192 176 How much has the Clinton Foundation donated to Americans in need during this pandemic?

Or anyone in need for that matter?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (gAXBD)

great q
gonna tweet it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (G546f)

193 Doesn't Joe have to officially get the nomination before they can do the switcheroo with Cuomo? Slow Joe will never make it. So that means the commie gets the nod eh?

Posted by: Pliney at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (nzKWW)

194 His eyes are starting to look like a robot, or a doll, black and lifeless.

He is changing physically right before our eyes.

Watch for the stalking horse

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

195 Whoopi: And DOCTOR Jill should be surgeon general.

*Actual, factual quote*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

196 Civics lesson for me. Thanks!

158 >Who can the Democrats legally run?
Posted by: 80's music fan

hey the DNC can have a meeting and re-write their rules in any way they see fit-
if they wanna devise a way to dump the clear winner at the convention and replace him with a friggin' floor lamp, they can/will do it
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (iTXRQ)

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (glGDV)

197 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.

Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (65i3Q)

198 Watch Don Jr OFFER the hotel for extra space, no Stasi strongarm needed.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (ZcS8q)

199 official site yet. Anyone else hear this?
Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (XG6D3)

My buddy out in Pitkin county (Western slope) said their county had shelter in place orders as of today.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (s9Eo8)

200 How much has the Clinton Foundation donated to Americans in need during this pandemic?

Or anyone in need for that matter?
=======

Plenty.

Posted by: Grab-N-Go Liquor, Chappaqua, NY at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (iydjf)

201 Those who the gods would destroy they first make Joe Biden.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

202 132 Someone tied a 'get well soon' mylar balloon to a dead 'coon on the side of the road.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 07:44 PM (Vy7tf)

True story, I went down to the town pier one time and someone had found a seemingly drowned Nutria rat and put it on the sidewalk with a pen in it's paw and a suicide note.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

It's probably wrong to laugh at this but I did it anyway.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (1FhAQ)

203 Jewish Irony - Passover Celebrations canceled due to Plague.

-
I heard that if you put Chick-fil-A special sauce on your door posts you'll be OK.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (+y/Ru)

204 171 Colorado Morons, of the attys at work received info at 4:30 today that the Polesmoker govenor locked down the whole state. I can't find anything on an official site yet. Anyone else hear this?
Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (XG6D3)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vtrof5r

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (6ofTb)

205 140
How fucking pissed will the bernie bros be if Bernie not only was going
to get screwed over by Biden, but now the DNC is going to back door him
with someone who didn't even run in the primary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (dNzKv)

Not just the Bernie Bros. Several candidates who dropped out might re-enter. Why not?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (TLxpZ)

206 How much has the Clinton Foundation donated to Americans in need during this pandemic?

In their prime, they would get a $10 billion government contract to supply COVID test kits, give $9 Billion to one of their cronies who "owns a company" who would pocket $5 billion and send $4 billion back to the clintons. And never deliver a single test kit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (dNzKv)

207 88 If his wife keeps sending him out there to be laughed at and humiliated, I will continue to laugh at him while continuing to keep an eye on the cancerous Democrat party leadership.

Dr. Jill is proving to be a nasty, uncaring bitch

Which means that she is qualified to be the Democrat replacement candidate!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

A few months ago I had a chat with a woman who's a child psychologist for a school district in South Carolina (I won't say where). She said the most traffic she gets is parents bringing their kids in and trying to wrangle learning disability diagnoses, so the kid can get special access and treatment...

...And they can pin on a Wine Mom merit badge.

Having a disabled husband who's President of the free world would be like 100,000 Karen points. She's probably negotiating a fucking book deal right now.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (BAsqb)

208

Anyway, she said when the president does begin to open up things again, the Left and Fake News will demand the first to be re-opened is the Border and Travel from China.

Not vital interests, sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

209 *Detestable*

I'm as bad as Slow Joe.

Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (65i3Q)

210 I have a P h, um you know that thing goes, in theoretical idiotics. I invented that field, as well as the intertubes.

And I'll match my IQ with any potato you care to put up. Hang on while I fetch my chain.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (Z4rgH)

211 Joe Biden 2020: Accept The Finger

Posted by: Splunge at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (dOV9E)

212 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.

Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (65i3Q)

Not cruel enough. Needs to be WAY MOAR cruel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

213 Professor Joe Biden, Professor Erwin Corey, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Neil Degrasse Tyson. All problems solved.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn)

214 I think we should use a writ of eminem ptomaine on Trumps ass! Take his hospital and turn it into hotel!

Posted by: Joey B at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (7ZMbn)

215 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I think it's time to try a different one.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

216 I was once an archaeologist. Man, those were good times. Traveled the world! I remember one time I found the Ten Commandments! But they didn't let me keep 'em.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (dmYb7)

217 How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

Because the city's health director told people hey come on down to the Chinese New Year parade because FUCK TRUMP!

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (ZfRYq)

218 My guess is Dr Jill would love to live in the White House, 8 years in Annapolis didn't cut it.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (ZCEU2)

219 The jerk couldn't fix a boat!

Posted by: Gilligan at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (aKsyK)

220 INFIDEL

https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6rdu

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (iTXRQ)

221 How fucking pissed will the bernie bros be if Bernie not only was
going to get screwed over by Biden, but now the DNC is going to back
door him with someone who didn't even run in the primary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (dNzKv)

Back door him? They're going to run Buttplug?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (aPvIU)

222 Gov. Jared Polis orders Colorado to stay home in bid to slow coronavirus outbreak
Statewide order takes effect Thursday morning and expires April 11

https://tinyurl.com/wewb2ob

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (RU4sa)

223 Scored an Aero AR15 lower at pre-panic prices today. A lower parts kit, too. Bummer was they ordered the wrong TC Encore receiver, so couldn't get that before they WuFlu close.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)

224
Maybe it spreads fastest where theres the most arrogant assholes.

I sent that question to Fauci. Waiting for him to get back to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM

---------

Then Washington DC should be wall to wall Wuhan Flu corpses.

Unless all the hotcair is killing off the virus?

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (+0uDE)

225 ghbucky, we all decided to go in tomorrow and figure out what we need to do. There are only 10 of us. I haven't seen an actual written order yet. We are on the Western Slope too.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (XG6D3)

226 >>> 163

I'll tell you right now, it's going to be a very long time until the president allows people in from China and even Europe.

And there'll be lawsuits.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (un7FC)

Good.

F them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (0ReGO)

227 All the buried oppo research on Biden is coming out now in a flurry. He is done and the powers that be in the Dem establishment know it. There will be more "shockers" to come out. They are desperate to get him off the stage.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (tkNkP)

228 197 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.
Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (65i3Q)

Makes it all the more enjoyable. He's always been a nasty, vicious, mendacious, cutthroat son of a bitch, and deserves no pity, mercy or empathy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

229 Look fat, I've got a degree in chemical engineering. I can make my glue yellow with food coloring. It's my favorite flavor. ~Joe Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M8)

230 F!!!
Hot AIr!

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (+0uDE)

231
Not cruel enough. Needs to be WAY MOAR cruel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (ptqGC)

Haven't even gotten started yet. Not even breathing hard. War.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (7ZMbn)

232 A few months ago I had a chat with a woman who's a child psychologist for a school district in South Carolina (I won't say where). She said the most traffic she gets is parents bringing their kids in and trying to wrangle learning disability diagnoses, so the kid can get special access and treatment...

...And they can pin on a Wine Mom merit badge.

Having a disabled husband who's President of the free world would be like 100,000 Karen points. She's probably negotiating a fucking book deal right now.
Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (BAsqb)

My mother was a school teacher in SC - retired in 2008 or thereabouts.

She said one of her biggest problems was the moms getting their kids diagnosed with ADHD which meant they became IEP students and then mom would take the Ritalin to lose weight.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

233 Colorado Morons, of the attys at work received info at 4:30 today that the Polesmoker govenor locked down the whole state. I can't find anything on an official site yet. Anyone else hear this?

-
Yes, we've gone full retard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)

234 "206 How much has the Clinton Foundation donated to Americans in need during this pandemic?

In their prime, they would get a $10 billion government contract to supply COVID test kits, give $9 Billion to one of their cronies who "owns a company" who would pocket $5 billion and send $4 billion back to the clintons. And never deliver a single test kit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (dNzKv) "

And for years afterwards they would all collect "humanitarian" awards from various commie NGO's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (cqteU)

235 'Cletus and and I met when we were enrolled in Perfesser Sklnnydip's class, you know, the knucklehead with the long blond leg hair'

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (ZcS8q)

236 164
130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.

I think he's saying that most recipients of PhDs don't become professors.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

237 I know who JoeSlow reminds me of.

One of the Southpark characters who's head bounces around.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (Qf83p)

238 Anyone catches themselves feeling 'Sorry' for Joe Biden needs to go back and rewatch his performance during the Clarence Thomas Hearings.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (noaju)

239 Look fat, I've got a degree in chemical engineering.
I can make my glue yellow with food coloring. It's my favorite flavor.
~Joe Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M

Uhh..Joe it's not food coloring. You're peeing in the jar

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (aPvIU)

240 She said one of her biggest problems was the moms getting their kids diagnosed with ADHD which meant they became IEP students and then mom would take the Ritalin to lose weight.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

241 My Dad has dementia and will swear to you, as well as at you, about things that never happened. I feel bad for Dad. I do not feel the same for Slow Joe.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (Ckg4U)

242 I fkn hate that penii sipper with the heat of a thousand suns.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (XG6D3)

243 Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020!

Suck it.

Posted by: Medically-Induced Coma: 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (mw1Wz)

244 Shut up Tucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

245

That's another thing the Left and Fake News is very worried about: The idea of re-opening the USA but isolating it from the rest of the rotten world.

Their fear, I believe, would be people seeing 1) we can get by okay without china and filthy europe, and 2) things are kinda nice, and 3) USA, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (un7FC)

246 Slap!

Good to see you.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (RU4sa)

247

Biden is the Lloyd Bridges character Tug Benson in the Hot Shots movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (aPvIU)

248 "227 All the buried oppo research on Biden is coming out now in a flurry. He is done and the powers that be in the Dem establishment know it. There will be more "shockers" to come out. They are desperate to get him off the stage."

Yep. Yesterday's Shadow Presidency Tour didn't go well. Save the clips of Nicole Wallace fellating Dementia Joe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (puu6v)

249 If Sanders gets the nom, and he gets his balzac handed to him by President Trump in November (that's IF the dem/media/deepstate can't steal the election), can you imagine the violence visited on America by the free shit army?

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (XhWtx)

250 Slap! My man!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

251 I think he's saying that most recipients of PhDs don't become professors.
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

Oh. Duh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (6ofTb)

252 Has Nostradamus weighed in on all of this? Do his prognostications rhyme in English?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (FTlwv)

253 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I think it's time to try a different one.
Posted by: Tami

____________

Is it suction or pressure?

Suction ---Hayward "The Pool Cleaner" 4 Wheel

Pressure--Polaris 280

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (sjTfF)

254

In other words, the Left's biggest fear right now is Globalism taking a huge PR hit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (un7FC)

255 197 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.
=========
I agree. It's not funny any more, it's shameful, and the Democrats are insisting on making him an object of shame for the sake of the campaign & party. I have no respect for the campaign officials keeping him out there, or the DNC officials who are permitting the charade to continue. If I met one of them I would really give them a piece of my mind.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (W+kMI)

256 She said one of her biggest problems was the moms getting their kids diagnosed with ADHD which meant they became IEP students and then mom would take the Ritalin to lose weight.
Posted by: blaster

Body By Adoral (TM)

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (SfYbS)

257 I think that Trump should have some black BDU types render Biden to an unknown location, and then Justice Thomas should come out to him lying on the ground and say "Bite the curb."

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (ZfRYq)

258 She said one of her biggest problems was the moms getting their kids diagnosed with ADHD which meant they became IEP students and then mom would take the Ritalin to lose weight.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

Not surprised at all.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (BAsqb)

259 I'll be okay, one way or the other, SMH. How are you and the kids/grandbabies?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)

260 True story, I went down to the town pier one time and someone had

found a seemingly drowned Nutria rat and put it on the sidewalk with a

pen in it's paw and a suicide note.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1dhHgHKCw

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (K22Va)

261 What kind of sick, heartless, power grabbing, assholes let a man who is OBVIOUSLY mid stage dementia run for the PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (jUVms)

262 All the buried oppo research on Biden is coming out now in a flurry. He is done and the powers that be in the Dem establishment know it. There will be more "shockers" to come out. They are desperate to get him off the stage."

Yep. Yesterday's Shadow Presidency Tour didn't go well. Save the clips of Nicole Wallace fellating Dementia Joe.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats

______________

Biden's campaign had all of this.

i don;t think he ever wanted it.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (sjTfF)

263 >>> 228 197 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.
Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (65i3Q)

Makes it all the more enjoyable. He's always been a nasty, vicious, mendacious, cutthroat son of a bitch, and deserves no pity, mercy or empathy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, somehow I doubt the wife of the guy Plugs kept slandering as a drunk driver is feeling sorry for him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (0ReGO)

264 My prediction: DOCTOR Jill will replace Joe as the nom.

Vagina, plus prog crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

265 244 Shut up Tucker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

One of those nights, huh

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (POXG+)

266 sad and scary

A 42-year-old hospital worker in Georgia who had coronavirus was found dead in her home with her 4-year-old child by her body.

Diedre Wilkes' body was discovered Thursday in the living room of her home in Newnan, about 40 miles southwest of Atlanta, after a family member called the Coweta County Sheriff's Office requesting a welfare check, the coroner, Richard Hawk, told NBC News on Wednesday.
It's believed she died 12 to 16 hours before she was found, the coroner said.

A posthumous coronavirus test was conducted and came back positive for COVID-19, according to Hawk. Wilkes did not have any known underlying health conditions, and an autopsy is being conducted, he said.

Wilkes worked as a mammogram technician at Piedmont Newnan Hospital

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (G546f)

267 'Sup, Insomniac. *fist-bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)

268 Bill Kristol is still noteworthy? I thought he was still in cruise line quarantine.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (W+kMI)

269 I mean Bernie's campaign had all this oppo research and never used it.

I had a Biden moment there.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (sjTfF)

270 How can they say this ain't dementia any longer? Reality begins to blur, and timelines merge. 1976 = 2012 = 2083 = 1951.

"Have you seen Buster today? I've looked all over for him"
Oh, you mean the cat your sister had in 1967?

That's not a loose fan belt you hear, it's his brain.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (8B6Ng)

271 Gabriel Sherman
@gabrielsherman
Trump is literally turning all 3 cable news networks into State TV. Live daily campaign rallies for the president to strengthen his hold on power. Unprecedented departure from American norms.

Nick Searcy, INTERNATIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STAR @yesnicksearcy
19m
Even better, Trump enbitchens impotent leftist prisspots like @gabrielsherman who wish they had the power to prevent the duly elected President of the United Statea from speaking directly to American citizens without lying Democrats telling them what to think about it.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (qjCzJ)

272 Yo Slap.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (7ZMbn)

273 228: insomniac speaks truth. fuck joe biden. he can't be ridiculed enough as farvas i'm concerned. watch the judge thomas hearings for a taste of what that prick really is. just a matter of time until he starts wildly swinging at somebody.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

274 Gonna be funny when Uncle Joe curbstomps dipshit Trump.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (MRH9j)

275 I meant Adderall. Fucking autocorrect.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (SfYbS)

276 At least this ongoing dumpster fire takes our minds off the WuTang Lung Jam.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (ZcS8q)

277 Look, phat. I thought you like me.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (v1P+X)

278 Well, at least Tucker is covering the fish tank cleaner eaters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

279 Much Love @Cannibal Blob... blob?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (Ckg4U)

280 Joe Biden is not only detestable, he is despicable.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (C1Lsn)

281 "254

In other words, the Left's biggest fear right now is Globalism taking a huge PR hit"

That train has left the station, but, yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (puu6v)

282 259 I'll be okay, one way or the other, SMH. How are you and the kids/grandbabies?
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (Ckg4U)

---

Kids and grandkids are fine, though the g-babies live 2 1/2 hours away, and with this lockdown, hadn't seen them in almost two weeks.

But at least they're in Missouri, far, far from any city.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (RU4sa)

283 When I was a poor homeless child in Scranton one night, me and my best negro..., I mean colored friend, Cornflakes, while listening to the Philco, who was also poorer and more homeless than me, combined our minds together and solved the super secret code on my Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring and it said, "Vote for Joe". That's when I knew this was my life's calling. Cornflakes went on to win The Congressional Medal of Black Honor in Vietnam.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (k5hWy)

284 Remember when we could not type V E R A B A K E R?

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (ZfRYq)

285 Jane's on fire. Go with it.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (7ZMbn)

286 So....serious question - should we cancel the European River Cruise that we are planning on taking this October? Going from Budapest to Amsterdam.

We JUST paid it off in full about 6 weeks ago.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (OuZMr)

287 197 This is pathetic. I can't even laugh at Biden anymore. He is destable, but It's cruel. It's really, really cruel.
Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:55 PM (65i3Q)
Makes it all the more enjoyable. He's always been a nasty, vicious, mendacious, cutthroat son of a bitch, and deserves no pity, mercy or empathy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

Yup....I will point and laugh at the bastard as long as he remains in the game and getting his ass handed to him.

Fuck him and his old lady.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

288 Poor troll. Biden couldn't curb stomp his own shadow. Now, scoot. Back to mom's basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

289 To be perfectly serious, sexualy assaulting women in the '90 was perfectly acceptable if you were a powerful Democrat. I'm not joking. Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were not just one offs.

Ensuring a woman's "right" to an abortion gave Democrat politicians carte blanche on this sort of thing. The anti-sexually harassment crowd would actively cover up for and run interference for pro-abortion Democrats. Of course they took advantage of it.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (BJKQV)

290 Remember 2012 when the Democrats made fun of the Republicans because that group of candidates was "the best they had to offer"?

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (uEbPt)

291 240 She said one of her biggest problems was the moms getting their kids diagnosed with ADHD which meant they became IEP students and then mom would take the Ritalin to lose weight.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

Somewhat common. I've heard that story several times.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

292 Oh come oooon you guys....no way. Your blowin smoke up my ass.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM

Ummmm, CB, you do know that's not the kind of smoking we discuss on the Food Thread, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

293 Who can the Democrats now nominate after all the wasted time and effort on Bernie and Biden. I mean legally nominate to run for President of the United States?
...
Who can the Democrats legally run?
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM

In the general election? Anyone they nominate at their convention. They could pick a name out of a hat or do the Bozo arrows to pick someone out of the crowd for the Grand Prize Game.

For the remaining primaries? Most are/can/will be cancelled. If enough are there will be a brokered convention.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (r6GXX)

294
How is it that New York has as many Chinese Lung AIDS cases as the rest of the country combined?

Because the city's health director told people hey come on down to the Chinese New Year parade because FUCK TRUMP!

"Always listen carefully to and base all your decisions on the advice of your medical-professional betters."

Posted by: Medically-Induced Coma: 2020 at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (mw1Wz)

295 >>curbstomps dipshit Trump. Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (MRH9j)

He already did. He already did! Last year, when Altoona plastic was opening and there was an apple sandwich carousel prize.

C'mon, man.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 08:06 PM (qXNVo)

296 Slap!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

297 Like as with a roomful of monkees eventually typing Hamlet, I have full faith and confidence that if he will simply give enough interviews, Joe Biden will fully form at least one coherent sentence before election day. Keep the faith, don't despair.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at March 25, 2020 08:06 PM (cZQ2c)

298 We JUST paid it off in full about 6 weeks ago.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (OuZMr)

why cancel now? Do you have a deadline? You've got months. Let it ride if you can.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 08:06 PM (s9Eo8)

299 "Kids and grandkids are fine, though the g-babies live 2 1/2 hours away, and with this lockdown, hadn't seen them in almost two weeks.
But at least they're in Missouri, far, far from any city."
-Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (RU4sa)

We'll all be better-off when this is over, but Despair is a sin. I've got bigger fish to fry.

I'm glad your daughters' situations are rural and not urban. Quite nice, indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:06 PM (Ckg4U)

300 267 'Sup, Insomniac. *fist-bump*
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:03 PM (Ckg4U)

Right back at ya!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

301 279
Much Love @Cannibal Blob... blob?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:04 PM (Ckg4U)

I've put on a coupla...well several...ok just a rough estimate ooohhhh
5 to 60 pounds. I'm fat shaming myself.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (7ZMbn)

302 Is it suction or pressure?

Suction ---Hayward "The Pool Cleaner" 4 Wheel

Pressure--Polaris 280

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (sjTfF)

Suction I think. It's this one:

https://tinyurl.com/tsj3ay4

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

303 >>All the buried oppo research on Biden is coming out now in a flurry. He is done and the powers that be in the Dem establishment know it. There will be more "shockers" to come out. They are desperate to get him off the stage.

Well, if that's the case, then true to form, Democrats are idiots. Why would you drop that shit now, when anything anyone is talking about is the virus? Dumb. They don't even do fratricide well.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (dmYb7)

304 Jane!
...long-time-no-see. *fist-bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (Ckg4U)

305 Hey slapweasel.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

306 Would still like to see detail on that congress critter sexual assault payoff shlush fund... Im sure i wouldn't be suprised what's in there.

Posted by: Pliney at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (nzKWW)

307 236 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.

I think he's saying that most recipients of PhDs don't become professors.
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

O.k., that itself is a fair point. In the context of what Jay was saying, I guess Jay's point is that Joe has an honorary PhD, but that that doesn't automatically make him a professor, given that *EVEN* recipients of REAL PhDs aren't all professors.

Anyway, a googling of Biden University of Pennsylvania has him appointed to be a Professor at Penn. I don't know about his PhD status.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (7juvc)

308 Man, sucking my mom's dick is hard. Mostly because it's soft.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (MRH9j)

309 I don't know that "legally" comes into it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (WI7YS)

Parties get to set their own nomination rules but candidate can sue them in court if they deviate from those rules.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (nAiE/)

310 Maybe not. @266 - that is awful. I got my mask and gloves today, more masks coming.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (ZcS8q)

311
Jane!

...long-time-no-see. *fist-bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (Ckg4U)

Keeping you and your folks in my prayers, darlin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

312 I don't think he has dementia; I think he's either had another stroke or the ones he's had before were worse than advertised.

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (5f/5M)

313 How much dirt on Cuomo do you suppose Trump is sitting on right now?

(cue Godzilla theme)

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (NiXyF)

314 I can't wait for Uncle Joe at the Democrat Convention.

It's gonna make Ozzie Osborn on acid look like a doctoral dissertation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (gAXBD)

315 So....serious question - should we cancel the European River Cruise that we are planning on taking this October? Going from Budapest to Amsterdam.

We JUST paid it off in full about 6 weeks ago.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (OuZMr)

Full refund ? Till when ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

316 that is one yummy looking doctor on TuCa right now.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (11H2y)

317 The press conference is on FBN. It's calming me down a little bit.

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (XG6D3)

318 Trolls are out. Trolls are retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

319 Somewhat common. I've heard that story several times.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

I never heard of such a thing. I must lead a sheltered life.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

320 Thank you Jane D'oh. It seems you pulled your own plane out of that nosedive, as well. Hubby being ill and funeral planning galore, last I remember.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (Ckg4U)

321
I don't care what China lies/says about their current flu stats, President Trump will not lift travel restrictions until he's satisfied.

Chinese-owned Fake News will be fit to be tied.

It should be interesting to see...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (un7FC)

322 How's the doggie, Northernlurker?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

323 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I think it's time to try a different one.
Posted by: Tami

Have you tried feeding it more fish? Different fish?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

324 If by curbstomp, he means Paint Chip Joe whips out his junk and starts jacking it during a debate, then yes, Joe will be curbstomping.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (v1P+X)

325 Can't expect Colorado not to go full retard forever, what with a bag o dicks eating commie being guv and all.

Yet under the order the parks will still be open.

lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

326 Cuomo was, is and aways will be an empty suit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (gAXBD)

327 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I think it's time to try a different one.
Posted by: Tami

OTOH, maybe it's outlived its porpoise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

328 *looks for trolls , does not see trolls...

what are you goys looking at ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

329

And I don't think President Trump will trust the corrupt CIA to give him info on China.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (un7FC)

330 How's the doggie, Northernlurker?
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U

She was just yelling at something.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

331 323
Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace
it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I
think it's time to try a different one.

Posted by: Tami

Have you tried feeding it more fish? Different fish?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

Its amazing it lasted that long in chlorinated water.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (7ZMbn)

332
Thank you Jane D'oh. It seems you pulled your own plane out of that
nosedive, as well. Hubby being ill and funeral planning galore, last I
remember.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Hubster has Type 1 Diabetes, and we buried his sweet, cranky, Trump-loving aunt.

How are you? Has anything improved in your life?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

333 Maybe Joe was doing clinical research for gynecology degree?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (gAXBD)

334 OTOH, maybe it's outlived its porpoise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

aaaand...here we go.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (7ZMbn)

335 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Malaysian Trumpet snails

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

336 165
Trump should exercise eminent domain on Kristol's home and repurpose it as a wet market.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

His wife's crotch is a wet market. .50 cents a crank.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (pS94+)

337 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:05 PM (OuZMr)

Cancel for sure, then when they start practically giving cruises away after all this dies down, you can swoop in for a great bargain.

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (5f/5M)

338
Slap! Good to see you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

339 You could say that I've been around the block a few times in my day.

Posted by: Archduke Generalissimo Reverend Doctor Professor Senator Vice President Joe Biden, Esq. at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (tVQUs)

340 Roses are red
violets are blue
last night the AV squad
fucked Ronald Drumpf in the mouth

Does anyone remember whose joke that was?

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

341 Cancel for sure, then when they start practically giving cruises away after all this dies down, you can swoop in for a great bargain.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (5f/5M)

Brutal, but... yeah, good advice.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (s9Eo8)

342 Have you tried feeding it more fish? Different fish?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

No but I have some chloroquine here. Maybe that will work. Or I could just ingest it.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

343 hahahha

not goys - guys !! geez

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

344 Full refund ? Till when ?
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

I think they are waiving the refund deadline due to the CV situation.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (OuZMr)

345 289 To be perfectly serious, sexualy assaulting women in the '90 was perfectly acceptable if you were a powerful Democrat. I'm not joking. Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were not just one offs.

Ensuring a woman's "right" to an abortion gave Democrat politicians carte blanche on this sort of thing. The anti-sexually harassment crowd would actively cover up for and run interference for pro-abortion Democrats. Of course they took advantage of it.
=========
You are absolutely right. The Democrats and other "pro choice" politicians sold my parents' generation and the Boomers on it, and then used it and the "free love" movement to prey on women. I feel like the biggest fool for even believing that crap back when I was younger. But what did I know? I was a young suburbanite from Ohio, and was raised to be respectful to women. Acting like a big-time Democrat politician was not in my frame of mind.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (W+kMI)

346 sorry for all offended

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

347 Don't mind the trolls. They're due for their evening dose of aquarium chloroquine in a few minutes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (gAXBD)

348 Hiya. Joe Biden, sacrificial lamb.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (lntLM)

349 >>> 325 Can't expect Colorado not to go full retard forever, what with a bag o dicks eating commie being guv and all.

Yet under the order the parks will still be open.

lulz
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

Boulder County put theirs out only a couple hours earlier. I hope they're pouting about not being the center of attention anymore.

Of course they exempted the ~~homeless~~ bums, which is *totes* good for hygiene and public health during a pandemic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (0ReGO)

350 I've put on a coupla...well several...ok just a rough estimate ooohhhh
5 to 60 pounds. I'm fat shaming myself.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:07 PM (7ZMbn)

Is it working?

Posted by: Fatass Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (6ofTb)

351 OTOH, maybe it's outlived its porpoise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

Annnnd they're off!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

352 Dr. Jill is pushing her husband, I think she is excited to be the First Lady and really President. She can see her self at all the fancy balls. She bubbles over with joy, will her husband sleeps.

Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (qj+MN)

353 Howdy Slap!

Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (XG6D3)

354 "329

And I don't think President Trump will trust the corrupt CIA to give him info on China."

A few days ago a CIA source leaked to the WaPo that Trump had been warned in late January about how potentially dangerous the WuFlu was. Then the Italians confirmed the virus may have been there since November and maybe October and the WaPo story just disappeared. Outside of interfering in domestic elections, US intelligence agencies are completely worthless.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (puu6v)

355 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job. Had to replace

it two years ago...went with the same one. Now this one is broken. I

think it's time to try a different one.

Posted by: Tami

Polaris vac-sweep, lasts forever. Works great. Not high tech, but lots of available parts, easy to maintain. Last I saw ours was going after 13 years, only replaced bags, rat tail (get a bag of them, they wear out) and that was it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)

356 I think they are waiving the refund deadline due to the CV situation.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (OuZMr)

I'd go for the refund. In a few months they'll be practically giving cruises away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

357 [Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U)

Slap, my boy,sounds like you are in fine fettle tonight. Good to see you here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

358
Brazoria County goes onto stay-at-home starting tomorrow at 6:00 PM until April 3rd.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

359 343
hahahha

not goys - guys !! geez

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

Oy gefilta fish!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZMbn)

360 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Chloroquine phosphate.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (mw1Wz)

361 Is Seattle Wetspot around?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (Uu+Jp)

362 Troll or Hobos.
It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (lntLM)

363 330 How's the doggie, Northernlurker?
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:10 PM (Ckg4U

She was just yelling at something.
--------
Was it a real something, or was it some figment of her doggie imagination?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (W+kMI)

364 I think they are waiving the refund deadline due to the CV situation.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (OuZMr)

I see. Then you can wait till a week before ? Wait and see. It may clear up by then. Or if still hesitate, take full refund , reschedule for another time ?

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

365 I remember something about Joe getting stuck in some Chinese handcuffs once.

Posted by: pawn at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (PveK5)

366 "She was just yelling at something."
-Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

They do that. I use the Dog Whisperer technique... *tsst!*

"Hubster has Type 1 Diabetes, and we buried his sweet, cranky, Trump-loving aunt.
How are you? Has anything improved in your life?"
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

I hope your Hubby adopts the new lifestyle and gets better. Sorry to hear about losing another Trump appreciator, however. Condolences.

My Brother moved-in with us, so now I don't have to cook so often! ...and he's a better cook than I am. ...and I'm no slouch!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)

367 I have decided to live the rest of my life as a gay demented alcoholic asshole.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (pw+jk)

368 348 Hiya. Joe Biden, sacrificial lamb.
Posted by: ALH at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (lntLM)

i read that as "artificial limb."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (pS94+)

369 Check that - they will give a voucher good for 24 months on another cruise.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (OuZMr)

370 Krystil and his band of grifters are running an ad, script on loan from the Biden campaign, on just how horrible Trump's response to the virus has been

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (vPKfA)

371 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (v30M8)

372 Cuomo will have a real problem if he runs for higher office, just like his dad did.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (11H2y)

373 Oy gefilta fish!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies before everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZMbn)

right ? how embarrassing...

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

374 A lot of people don't know this, but for about a week before the start of my Vice Presidency, shortly after I came back from the Moon, I filled in for the Pope.

Posted by: Archduke Generalissimo Reverend Doctor Professor Senator Vice President Joe Biden, Esq. at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (tVQUs)

375 I don't think he has dementia; I think he's either had another stroke or the ones he's had before were worse than advertised.

-
Or he got into Hunter's dope stash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

376 Trolls actually think the head of WHO is a medical doctor.

Fact.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (gAXBD)

377 323 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

We bought a Guatamalan.

He has been divine!

Posted by: Hillary at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (/GUxN)

378 I didn't penetrate that woman with my fingers, I was trying to gently massage a vote out of her

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (k5hWy)

379
--------
Was it a real something, or was it some figment of her doggie imagination?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (W+kMI)

Probably a figment

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

380 213 Professor Joe Biden, Professor Erwin Corey, Bill Nye the Science Guy, and Neil Degrasse Tyson. All problems solved.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 07:57 PM (C1Lsn

Instead of Dr Fauchi, Dr Brix, etc, these would have been the doctors who Hillary Clinton would have put in charge.

Seriously.

Stop right now and say a prayer to thank God for the 2016 election results

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

381 335 Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

In ground. Above ground. On ground. Grinding is my specialty.

Posted by: Paolo at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (Vy7tf)

382
I hope your Hubby adopts the new lifestyle and
gets better. Sorry to hear about losing another Trump appreciator,
however. Condolences.

My Brother moved-in with us, so now I don't have to cook so often! ...and he's a better cook than I am. ...and I'm no slouch!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (Ckg4U)

He's doing great, health wise. Was working with a personal trainer at our fitness center, until it was forced to close down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

383 Nood Quarantine Cafe

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:16 PM (8B6Ng)

384 -Posted by: Infidel at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (XG6D3)

Howdy, Darlin'!

"Slap, my boy,sounds like you are in fine fettle tonight. Good to see you here!"
-Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

Today has been a really good day, health-wise! Thank you very much Commissar Hrothgar!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Ckg4U)

385 30
Biden is also royalty. He got the hat at Burger King to prove it.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

___________

He also used to wear it when Jill used him as a tampon.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (mK7EU)

386 If DOCTOR Jill didn't keep him hopped up on goofballs he'd be in rehab like his greasy son.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (v0R5T)

387 352 Dr. Jill is pushing her husband, I think she is excited to be the First Lady and really President. She can see her self at all the fancy balls. She bubbles over with joy, will her husband sleeps.
----------
We have a couple of Constitutional Amendments to prevent the return of Edith Wilson. Just pointing that out for all the Democrats' Constitutional scholars, there.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (W+kMI)

388 Had a Dolphin that lasted 5 years and did a good job.

Throw a can of tuna in the pool.

Posted by: getting the banned back together for tuna ssmmitches in a pirate ship at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (+JcZS)

389 To me this is another bit memory his mind has turned into a great accomplishment, probably remembers all the hard work and testing he had to do to get that professor position.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)

390 Ace, I don't see information out there that Joe Biden has an honorary DEGREE from Penn. He was appointed to an honorary position, a professorship, looks like; same as in the Hagstrom tweet.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7juvc)

391 -Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

Thank you and bless ya', Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (Ckg4U)

392 Trump likes eminent domain. Could Gov. Cuomo use eminent domain to seize the closed Trump Hotel and put it at the disposal of health care workers who need a place to stay away from their families, or a closer commute to work? Or use "leverage" to persuade Trump to volunteer this?
- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) March 25, 2020
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

Hey Stupid Kristol,
Trump has zero ability to volunteer or otherwise determine what happens with Trump Hotels. Remember, he had to divest his interest in his company and turn it over to Don Jr. and Eric.

Any decision like that would be up to them.

And nothing says sanitary/sterile facilities like carpeted hallways, drapes, zero ability to plus in oxygen, monitors, etc. Also, I believe Trump Hotels have residences on some upper floors.

Bill Kristol needs serious psychiatric intervention. His obsession with Trump is not just creepy,but appears no different than your average stalker.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (/qO+U)

393 Is it suction or pressure?

Suction ---Hayward "The Pool Cleaner" 4 Wheel

Pressure--Polaris 280

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (sjTfF)

Suction I think. It's this one:

https://tinyurl.com/tsj3ay4
Posted by: Tami

______________

Sorry, what you have now is a "robot" model, those I just don't know much about.

The ones I was referring to have a pressure hose they run off with a pool pump. Mechanical, old school.

The robots run off electricity, not water pressure.

I've heard they break a lot but some people love them. They're more efficient energy wise and some people think they do a better job.

There's a good pool forum called "troublefreepool.com" to look into it

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (sjTfF)

394 Polaris vac-sweep, lasts forever. Works great. Not high tech, but lots of available parts, easy to maintain. Last I saw ours was going after 13 years, only replaced bags, rat tail (get a bag of them, they wear out) and that was it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)

Think we had one of those when we lived in CT.

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/r7qegco

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

395 Time to migrate to the Nood...

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

396 It would be interesting to see old Joe giving speeches or debates in the past next to his speeches and youtubes now. The difference would be too obvious.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (KSBDE)

397 390 Ace, I don't see information out there that Joe Biden has an honorary DEGREE from Penn. He was appointed to an honorary position, a professorship, looks like; same as in the Hagstrom tweet.
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (7juvc)

Alas, I was a bit late with that.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (7juvc)

398 379
--------
Was it a real something, or was it some figment of her doggie imagination?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:15 PM (W+kMI)

Probably a figment
----
Yeah, the family dog used to do that sometimes. Start barking at nothing in particular after dark. If she started barking wildly during the daytime, I would look for a hot air balloon.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (W+kMI)

399 Jesus.. just got off the phone with my daughter in ABQ. now I'm really depressed. My poor little great grandbaby

His mother is a piece of shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 25, 2020 08:19 PM (dUJdY)

400 Sorry, what you have now is a "robot" model, those I just don't know much about.

The ones I was referring to have a pressure hose they run off with a pool pump. Mechanical, old school.

The robots run off electricity, not water pressure.

I've heard they break a lot but some people love them. They're more efficient energy wise and some people think they do a better job.

There's a good pool forum called "troublefreepool.com" to look into it

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 08:18 PM (sjTfF)

Ah ok. Yeah, this is robotic. Turn it on...it cleans the pool. Take it out and clean the filters.

I'll check out that forum thanks!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 08:20 PM (cF8AT)

401 352 Dr. Jill is pushing her husband, I think she is excited to be the First Lady and really President. She can see her self at all the fancy balls. She bubbles over with joy, will her husband sleeps.
----------
We have a couple of Constitutional Amendments to prevent the return of Edith Wilson. Just pointing that out for all the Democrats' Constitutional scholars, there.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 25, 2020 08:17 PM (W+kMI)

Umm, Jill Biden had eight years of going to balls, honorary events, charities, etc. It's not like she never got to experience all the trappings that come with the presidency.

I think she got on board the train and now can't stop it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (/qO+U)

402
Why would you drop that shit now, when anything anyone is talking about is the virus? Dumb. They don't even do fratricide well.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

Maybe so they can call it "old news" when it gets brought up later.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

403 Note also that he offered as proof of how plugged in he is to the needs of the youth that there's the Biden School of Government or some bullshit like that

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (vPKfA)

404 Look, I just need to beat up a couple construction workers to get my head straight.

Posted by: Joey B, tough guy at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (NGm/n)

405 Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane" appears to the the role model Joe aspires to.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (WEBkv)
------
More like "Hot Shots".

"My eyes are ceramic. Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 08:22 PM (g8Yc+)

406 Who can the Democrats legally run

As long as the nominee:

Is at least 35 years old
Has lived in the US for at least 14 years
Is a natural born citizen

the Dims can nominate whoever they damn well please.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (d6mdH)

407 >> Can anyone recommend an automatic pool cleaner for an inground pool?

Two 20 something, busty Swedish bikini babes. They run on salads mostly.

Or is it moistly?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Z4rgH)

408 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

I understood it as saying that most people with doctorates do not become professors.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (nvMvs)

409 yes, the governor has locked down the state. following Boulder County's lead since we got THAT news just a few hours prior.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

410

The head of the WHO is best known for corruption and covering up Cholera epidemics in his own country.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (rCwaK)

411 I touched the dolphin, but I did not touch the manatee.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (XhWtx)

412 I saw Pathetic Trifling Twitter Clickbait Shitposter open for Festivals at Sea in the Port Hunter near Martha's Vineyard in 2016.

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (mK7EU)

413 Dear World or Whoever Reads this [like you care]
After my family died of some terrible disease that I gave them, I see no purpose in living. So I am going to kill myself with rat poison.

It is important to note whatever I have is bot hcausing me intense pain and is highly contagious. Merely touching a piece of paper I've touched will likely result in an immediate infection followed by slow agonizing death in which nothing can be done to lessen the pain.

Posted by: The World's Saddest Nutria at March 25, 2020 08:27 PM (/MNEW)

414 For those wanting some good news, even if only vicariously, ex-wife had the huge weird growth taken out of her tummy. Quick and "simple" operation, growth was examined down the hall while she was still under and opened up, no cancer, up and walking (painfully) this evening in her hospital room.
Kids and grandkids are ecstatic, and I'm right happy and relieved my own self.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (YqED9)

415 By the way, Dr. Jill's doctorate is in education. Everybody thinks she's a medical doctor.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 25, 2020 07:53 PM (jK8Z7)

But Whoopi Goldberg said that Dr. Jill would make a great Surgeon General!

Outside of the college environment, most people with PHD's do not call themselves "doctor." That's usually reserved for medical doctors. Dr. Jill is inflating her resume.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2020 08:33 PM (nvMvs)

416 I don't think he has dementia; I think he's either had another stroke or the ones he's had before were worse than advertised.

----
It can be both.

The anger shows the dementia
The slurring of words, the stroke (s)

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 08:44 PM (vPKfA)

417 Actually, according to a woman I worked with, Biden did teach a class at the University of Delaware law school she was in. Hardly ever showed and rambled when he did, but yeah the professor claim that s genuine

Posted by: Cthillary at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Ggb9q)

418 164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

Of course professors have doctorates. But not all people with doctorates are professors.

Got it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

419 I understood it as saying that most people with doctorates do not become professors.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 25, 2020 08:24 PM (nvMvs)

Exactly. Thank you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

420 Or use "leverage" to persuade Trump to volunteer this?

WTF with the "leverage"? Listen up Kristol, it's easy to "leverage" Trump, all you have to say is "Do this, and it will help America." and not be lying.

Dumbfuck.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 09:14 PM (Fg/NF)

421 Has nobody quoted Whoopi Yet?

Dr. Jill Biden should be Surgeon General, she's a helluva doctor? AYFKM?

She's a doctor he's a professor...

Yeah, and I'm the queen of Sheba.

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at March 25, 2020 09:16 PM (DlqrF)

422 I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

Please tell me you are not involved in anything involving anything... please.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Fg/NF)

423
164 130 93 Few holders of real doctorates are professors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

?
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:47 PM (7juvc)

I don't get that either. I just graduated about a year and a half ago and I had lots of professors that had doctorates.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 07:51 PM (6ofTb)

There are more holders of doctorates outside of academia than in it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

424
Actually, according to a woman I worked with, Biden did teach a class at the University of Delaware law school she was in. Hardly ever showed and rambled when he did, but yeah the professor claim that s genuine
Posted by: Cthillary at March 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Ggb9q)

Oh, he and "Professor", er, Lecturer Barky had a lot in common, didn't they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

425
410

The head of the WHO is best known for corruption and covering up Cholera epidemics in his own country.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (rCwaK)

Any relation to the "railway engineer" who penned lame porn and was head of the UN's "climate change" advisory committee back in the day?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 09:28 PM (pNxlR)

426
269 I mean Bernie's campaign had all this oppo research and never used it.

Bernie wants baksheesh, not the nomination. Grifting's in his blood, along with a pathological aversion to working for a living.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 09:30 PM (pNxlR)

427 Confirmed that Sleepy Joe did indeed (and may still) have a nominal faculty appointment at Penn (I work for the university, deep under cover). Needless to say, he doesn't actually teach a class: he comes in and gives a lecture or two, and the appointment is essentially a retainer against future favors--the kind of way elites look out for each other.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at March 25, 2020 10:05 PM (U2esv)

428 How is nobody brutally parodying Biden? This is the funniest character to ever hit the public.

Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 26, 2020 07:15 AM (S5OQe)

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