Former Staffer Tara Reade Accuses Joe Biden of Penetrative Forcible Sexual Assault

She formerly worked in Biden's Senate office, and says he's retalliated against her since the penetrative sexual assault. (Alleged.)

Penetrative. Not just squeezing and stroking and sniffing up on teenagers this time.

In the interview excerpt, which is posted to Soundcloud, Reade described a graphic 1993 incident where a superior asked her to take a gym bag to Biden "down towards the capital." Then she recalls being called towards the "side area" where Biden greeted her.

"We were alone and it was the strangest thing," she said. "There was no like exchange really. He just had me up against the wall."

Reade went on to say that she was wearing a business skirt with no stockings because it was hot at the time. While up against the wall, Reade says Biden's "hands were on me and underneath my clothes."

"He went down my skirt but then up inside it and he penetrated me with his fingers," Reade emotionally continued.

Reade also said Biden was kissing her and saying multiple things to her. She remembered a couple of the comments.

"I remember him saying first, like as he was doing it, 'Do you want to go somewhere else,'" she said. “And then him saying to me when I pulled away, he got finished doing what he was doing, and I kind of just pulled back and he said, 'Come on man, I heard you liked me"’ And that phrase stayed with me because I kept thinking what I might've said and I cant remember exactly if he said'‘i thought' or 'I heard' but he implied that I had done this."

This sounds credible to me. I have a feeling that Fake Jake Tapper won't see it the same way.

You can listen to the interview here.

The organization Times Up routinely funds lawsuits by women who claim sexual harassment or assault by men.

But in this case -- they said, "Goshdarnit, we just can't fund you, Tara!"

By the way, this accuser -- Tara Reade -- is only coming forward because she heard another woman making less serious sexual harassment allegations about Biden, and wished to support her.

She was temporarily driven away by claims that she is a -- wait for it -- "Russian asset."

March 24 2020, 3:58 p.m.
LAST APRIL, Tara Reade watched as a familiar conversation around her former boss, Joe Biden, and his relationship with personal space unfolded on the national stage. Nevada politician Lucy Flores alleged that Biden had inappropriately sniffed her hair and kissed the back of her head as she waited to go on stage at a rally in 2014. Biden, in a statement in response, said that “not once” in his career did he believe that he had acted inappropriately. But Flores’s allegation sounded accurate to Reade, she said, because Reade had experienced something very similar as a staffer in Biden’s Senate office years earlier.

After she saw an episode of the ABC show “The View,” in which most of the panelists stood up for Biden and attacked Flores as politically motivated, Reade decided that she had no choice but to come forward and support Flores. She gave an interview to a local reporter, describing several instances in which Biden had behaved similarly toward her, inappropriately touching her during her early-’90s tenure in his Senate office. In that first interview, she decided to tell a piece of the story, she said, that matched what had happened to Flores — plus, she had filed a contemporaneous complaint, and there were witnesses, so she considered the allegation bulletproof. The short article brought a wave of attention on her, along with accusations that she was doing the bidding of Russian President Vladimir Putin. So Reade went quiet.

We now have multiple credible allegations of sexual assault made by people known to work with Biden. The allegations are similar and, in the media's logic, therefore tend to corroborate each other.

So:

Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 Grope

Nope

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

2 Gropey Joe strikes again.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (COzlW)

3 Dipe

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

4 top 5

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (DjiZK)

5 Tara Reid?

Definitely a pron name.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:21 PM (1g7ch)

6 I believe her.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (7ZQe3)

7 We have no choice but to believe her.

#metooandgofuckyourself

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2020 06:22 PM (H5knJ)

8 Trump to newsette saying you want Easter to win re-election.

LOLGF

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (+fPHo)

9 Biden remembers it as a three way with Corn Pop.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (0jZvB)

10 Tara Reid? Like Sharknado Tara Reid?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (DjiZK)

11 It's a trap... it's a trap... to get Cuomo or someone else in to replace Biden

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (wiXsO)

12 She'd be even more credible if she'd said he sniffed her hair first

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (7ZQe3)

13 Sometimes a finger is just a finger.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (COzlW)

14 Top 16. Jaunty.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (Qf83p)

15 Old news? Or local news story?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (v30M8)

16 "Come on, man, do you want to go outside?"

Joe Biden's go to line....uses it all the time.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (FTlwv)

17 Did she rub the hair on his legs first? That could be a mixed signal.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (0jZvB)

18
Not the Tara Reid from Sharknado?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:24 PM (pS94+)

19 I think Trump enjoys these pressers. He loves mixing it up with his lessers

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (7ZQe3)

20 Take him down, one final coffin nail.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (vEIlU)

21 "All sexual assault victims must be believed," except for this one... and Juanita Broaddrick, of course.

Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (Cssks)

22 13 Sometimes a finger is just a finger.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:23 PM (COzlW)


He was "biden" time with a little paradiddle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (pS94+)

23 >>>16 "Come on, man, do you want to go outside?"

Joe Biden's go to line....uses it all the time.

...

that "come on, man" sounds so perfect I don't know whether to say that proves the case or merely shows she's seen impressions of Joe Biden.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

24
Is the same Tara Reid who has botched nipples from a breast augmentation?

One of her oreos is oval, like, egg-shaped, and the other one is really weird.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (un7FC)

25 So the "Dump Joe" campaign begins.

Posted by: Joe Smith at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (zmIA8)

26 Saint David French, the Grand Pharisee of the NeverTrump Circle-Jerk, just emailed to say he's working on his next column:

"The Conservative Case For Forcibly Finger-Fucking Your Employees."

Oughta be a real barn-burner.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (dtV0Y)

27 Since Joe Biden is currently on our "Favorites" list, we find this story to be mostly false.

Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (F6tBH)

28
At least Hunter pays for his crack whores. But not the spawn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (pS94+)

29 Do her friends back this story up? I mean, surely she told some people about it back in '93.

Or is this shades of Kavanaugh?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z4rgH)

30 By the way, this accuser -- Tara Reade -- is only coming forward because she heard another woman making similar allegations about Biden, and wished to support him.

****

Wait what?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (+dsLj)

31 The day #MeToo was declared BadThink.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Vgw1E)

32 I only sniffed her pubic hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (XVuno)

33 Expect a "But Trump figuratively finger raped us all" take from Rick Wilson.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (0jZvB)

34 Believe all Bidens!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

35 When's the last time an intelligent thought penatrated Senile Joe's brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

36 #BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

37 gee, it is so out of character for Joe ... the hair sniffer, the man that swims naked for the female agents guarding him to enjoy, the child groper Joe ... how odd.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (Cus5s)

38 Biden can legitimately say "I don't remember"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

39
Ever see them?

One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.

Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (un7FC)

40 Plant. The commies wanna pull the plug - get it - on this fucking retard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (NEu0P)

41 Too late, Tara - Demento Joe has left the building...

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (32YRo)

42 The Democrats could have just called him senile and let him drift off to history


But no, they had to ruin his name and reputation.

For all of history


These people who run the Democrat party are effing EVIL.

They are cancer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (v2vZS)

43 Slow Joe goes down low.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (K22Va)

44 I'm tanned, rested and a hero now!

Posted by: Gov. St. Cuomo at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (5bxa0)

45 29 Do her friends back this story up? I mean, surely she told some people about it back in '93.

Or is this shades of Kavanaugh?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z4rgH)

Don't care. They made the rules, they can die by them. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

46 Tara Reid?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (dNzKv)

47 Believe all women.

End of argument.

Your rules. Play by them

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (N9G0H)

48 Um, while fine, I'm thinking sexual assault issue against a guy barely now functioning will not have all that much traction.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (El6T/)

49 This sounds credible to me. I have a feeling that Fake Jake Tapper won't see it the same way.

_________



Well, to be fair to Jake Tapper, Biden once penetrated him -- but was able to persuade Jake that he was asking for it ... and who am I to question the former Vice President of the United States?

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (vUYF8)

50 Alexandra Tara Reade?

Hm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (w2QL7)

51 Loved her in Sharknado.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (mw1Wz)

52 Well, she likes cats. I believe her.

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM (XhWtx)

53 And then he licked the finger

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (POXG+)

54 Link is missing the H in https

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iQmdl)

55 Since MyPillow converted to making masks, the MFM will have to mask this in lieu of smothering it. And

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (+fPHo)

56 NOOOOOOOO, Leave old Joey alone, he is just a old man and can't hurt anyone.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)

57 We need to probe her hippocampus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (dNzKv)

58 Huma, get my back-brace. And anti-seizure meds. And vodka. ~Hillary! (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (v30M8)

59 A second look at Bernie?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iuFgi)

60 Say it ain't so Joe!!

Posted by: zeera at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (zUdXR)

61 Whatever. He could have a trunk load of dead hookers in the basement and I would vote for him. Hope I am being clear.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (90T4r)

62 he grabbed her by the pussy?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (0O7c5)

63 the timing I question

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (iTXRQ)

64 Do you believe all women, Mrs Biden?

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (fNWtj)

65 Oh, goodie, national traitor Faucci jumps in to defend China's mouthpiece, the WHO

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (kOpft)

66 25 So the "Dump Joe" campaign begins.
Posted by: Joe Smith at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM

That's what I think, too. There is also a huuuuge number of "Cuomo talks like a leader" tweets making the rounds.

If my SIL picks it up, we'll know who Trump will face in November.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (/+bwe)

67 One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.
-----
She has a bird on her boob?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (g8Yc+)

68

Smell my fingers.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (rCwaK)

69 that "come on, man" sounds so perfect I don't know whether to say that proves the case or merely shows she's seen impressions of Joe Biden.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

Heh. Joe is currently just an impression of Joe, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (32YRo)

70

Ace, can we retrieve any of pope cuck french's concerned tweets over the president's alleged accusations?

The never cuck fake Christians were flying hot and heavy on twitter during Kavanaugh, telling us the president is a "proven" "predator," too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (un7FC)

71 Ewwwww.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (7juvc)

72 Penetration?

Hell, I don't even know what that is let alone spell it!

C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Penetrator at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (Z+IKu)

73 Don't worry, Jazz Shaw is compiling a list of Tru Con supported democrats to take Joes place. So far he likes Cuomo

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (dNzKv)

74 Don, America (rightly) doesn't give a f**k about the short-term travails of the Kennedy Center.

Jeebus.

But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.

So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)

75 Well! That escalated quickly.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (E6tRR)

76 "Come on man, I heard you liked me"
........

Joe is groping trannies?

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

77 Shocking really.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (KNsKs)

78 In Soviet Union, tool uses YOU.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (XVuno)

79 *vomits*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

80 yeesh. I can believe Biden is a sleazy sex addict; look at his son.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

81 Dr Jill pushed his saggy ass while Plugs plowed her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (NEu0P)

82 ace, the first link is missing the h in https

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (G546f)

83 Botched Nipples is a great punk band name.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (v2vZS)

84 So what nothing will happen

Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Tnijr)

85 >She has a bird on her boob?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,


and a cookie!

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (iTXRQ)

86 As if Biden could remember any of this.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)

87 If it's the same person, I found a photo.

Again, hm.

I assume Biden did this, to be clear.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (w2QL7)

88 The seriousness of the allegation is the only thing that counts in determining guilt or innocence.

Posted by: Furious George and His Beach Friends at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (9vQJW)

89 Jane
I'm with you

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (5bxa0)

90 Sorry, but "suppressed rape syndrome" was destroyed by the feminist Left.


No matter how completely believable the details.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (mw1Wz)

91 So he's a rapist. "Come on , man, I heard you liked me."

The Dems: Party of rape, sexual assault, lying......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

92 #meeptwo

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

93 It's a damn shame Avenatti is otherwise occupied.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

94 The long knives coming out for Biden. LOLGF Joe

Posted by: Guzalot at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (Rz36l)

95

LOL, little Fauci just walks away from the dumb journalists questions.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)

96 Penetrative doesn't sound like social distancing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

97 >>>70

Ace, can we retrieve any of pope cuck french's concerned tweets over the president's alleged accusations?

The never cuck fake Christians were flying hot and heavy on twitter during Kavanaugh, telling us the president is a "proven" "predator," too.

...

Good idea.

I imagine someone with good searching skills will do that soon.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

98 Joe will clack his dentures three times and this will disappear.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (dNzKv)

99 Don't matter.

Joey Biden is just a placeholder for the real candidate.

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (+0uDE)

100 This person lies more than Liar-in-Chief Trump. We do not believe this person.

Posted by: Feinstein, Harris, Klobuchar, Pelosi, Hillary, Gillibrand, et. al. at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (AMIL/)

101 Don, America (rightly) doesn't give a f**k about the short-term travails of the Kennedy Center.

Jeebus.

But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.

So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)


Supporting American workers and businesses right now >> a pittance going to the Kennedy Center.

Priorities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

102 Biden was a real smooth operator back in his semi-coherent days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (XVuno)

103 The swimming naked thing we've all heard.

Where is the rundown of that? Is it credible?

Biden REEKS of "dirty old man" that is why these laws were created.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (sjTfF)

104 #IBelieveTara is trending on Twitter, yay.

Redridinghood, your fear is mine. This is a chance to get Biden out of the preezy seat for those that see him as a disaster.

Cuomo refused more ventilators back in 2015 I think. Trump will hang his leadership sins around his neck if we wins the nomination, bigly.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (hvf9s)

105 Penetrative Forcible Sexual Assault

Is that Rape-Rape?

Or just Rape?

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (NiXyF)

106 ace, the first link is missing the h in https
Posted by: vmom 2020


And that spells trouble.

Posted by: in River City at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (Qf83p)

107 As if Biden could remember any of this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)


This will be his defense.
For Hunter too.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (vEIlU)

108 Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:26 PM (Z4rgH)

I think the article said she had made a contemporaneous complaint. Probably got the same amount as interest as the complaints against Weinstein that got the *victims* stalked and investigated.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (uquGJ)

109 Uh oh

Posted by: Redenzo at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (E7vND)

110 I usually don't watch much pron, but when I do, it must have penetration or I'm out.

C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Penetrator at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)

111 Hope my sarcastic remark was seen as, well, sarcasm. Okay, will judiciously use sarc tags. If I remember.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (90T4r)

112 Tara, my dear girl...have you heard the expression: 'Hell hath no fury as a Dr. Jill scorned'? Prepare for incoming!

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (E6tRR)

113 I lost my keys in there.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (XVuno)

114 No handshaking? How about mish grabbing? - Joe Biden

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

115 As Joe likes to say: "Penetration? Common man! that's where they only send the most hardened criminals!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (32YRo)

116 Awww! Awww! Awwwwk!

Posted by: Count Von Fingerbang at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (POXG+)

117 95 LOL, little Fauci just walks away from the dumb journalists questions.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)

The look on his face was, like, "PDT, how do you put UP with this?"

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (7juvc)

118 Think of how many poor sharks Joe must have molested to get all the way to Tara.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (icI8A)

119 107 As if Biden could remember any of this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (wGeit)

This will be his defense.
For Hunter too.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (vEIlU)


In this case I'm gonna say it's probably true.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (wGeit)

120 I was on the fence

butt I'm all in for Joe now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (rpxSz)

121 It's more credible than the stories about Trump or Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

122 One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.

Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:27 PM (un7FC)



Like the yolks of two fried eggs set on balloons.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (1g7ch)

123
The first half of her recount of events sounds like a nice fantasy.

The second half of her fantasy sounds exactly like what the Left and Fake News says the president does all the time.

Biden grabbed her by the pussy....because he was a famous celery.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (un7FC)

124 Did he let her smell his fingers?

No?

FAKE!

Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

125 Tara Reade? Who?

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (88xKn)

126 They waited until Tulsi dropped out.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (7juvc)

127 Ok, Tara. Likely story from somebody that over 13 at the time.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (MRjKr)

128 Godammit I believe her! I believe! I believe!

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (MVjcR)

129 Like father, live son.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

130 So - the DNC is going ahead with a nominee switch.


I guess we'll see Trump vs Cuomo.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (0otOH)

131 Can we get Dr Ford as an expert witness?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)

132 LOL, little Fauci just walks away from the dumb journalists questions.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:31 PM (vEIlU)

The look on his face was, like, "PDT, how do you put UP with this?"
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (7juvc)


I think they have a lot of inside jokes about going out there, because they are all always on the verge of laughing. Fauci, Pompeo, Barr, Mnuchin today. It's hilarious.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

133 Don, America (rightly) doesn't give a f**k about the short-term travails of the Kennedy Center.

Jeebus.

But it's clear there will be (still) no politix from Trump when it comes to spending. Pretty consistent all along.

So those hoping (like myself) that Trump might start using some of the Dems' worst gaffes and behavior against them can park those (always slim, and tepid) hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (El6T/)
***********
Geez, didn't like him being so nice to the Dems on this. Ugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)

134 80 yeesh. I can believe Biden is a sleazy sex addict; look at his son.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

Where do you think Hunter learned his habits and behaviors?

Posted by: rd at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (+0uDE)

135 I have some crayons here for you, Tara.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (EgshT)

136 Looks like DOCTOR Jill has been shirking her marital duties.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

137 But Senile Joe is a force for decency and good, isn't he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

138 Well, it is a known fact that Joe Biden is a fucking asshole. So yeah, he probably raped her.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)

139 'And then, and then...he got nekkid and jumped in the pool!'

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (E6tRR)

140 131 Can we get Dr Ford as an expert witness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)


I would love to see that. There's no way it could turn out that didn't make the Democrats look hypocritical.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (wGeit)

141 So - the DNC is going ahead with a nominee switch.


I guess we'll see Trump vs Cuomo.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (0otOH)


Hillary has been doing her kegels. No more sharts for her. Put Hills in, coach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (dNzKv)

142 Geez, didn't like him being so nice to the Dems on this. Ugh.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
-----
Flies, honey, vinegar.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (g8Yc+)

143 Some taxpayers may have to wait up to 4 months to get a check.

HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

144 Geez, didn't like him being so nice to the Dems on this. Ugh.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)


Playing to win.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (vEIlU)

145 We now have multiple credible allegations of sexual assault made by
people known to work with Biden. The allegations are similar and, in the
media's logic, therefore tend to corroborate each other.


____________



"You know, now that you mention it and with Joe Biden's recent hair plugs and plastic surgery conjuring up old trauma, he does remind us an awful lot of Brett Kavanaugh." -- Press release from Christine Ballsy-Ford and Beach Friends, true their attorney Gloria Allred

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (vUYF8)

146 I did not know that the Capitol had a "side area."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (XVuno)

147 Imagine if Joe Biden had run in 2016 and won. And was president right now. We would be on a glide path to Gehenna.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (FJL6J)

148 Good. Benito Faucci got a taste of the daily bullshit.

None of these pampered fuckstains would last five minutes of this onslaught.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (NEu0P)

149 They've ruined two Supreme Court nominees for WAY less than this.

Remember, Kavanaugh held a girl down. At a party. While laughing in high school. And nothing happened.

And Clarence Thomas told dirty jokes.

And that's if you want to actually buy the bullshit story.

No actual rape was ever accused.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (sjTfF)

150 It's so fucking urgent people. It's URGENT!

Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

151 Get the clap if you believe!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

152 Pence is growing on me for 2024. He's stepped up to the plate on all this.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (hvf9s)

153 ruh roh!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (CjFDo)

154 >>I think they have a lot of inside jokes about going out there, because they are all always on the verge of laughing. Fauci, Pompeo, Barr, Mnuchin today. It's hilarious.

I think they can see the ludicrous bias of the media as easily as we can. Better probably.

The media is completely predictable and stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (ZLI7S)

155 Does Joe have thick fingers?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (COzlW)

156 Joe's handlers probably have him locked away because they can't keep him from spending all day pulling his own pud.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (n7enF)

157 I shot my wad on Kavanaugh. You're on your own with this one.

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

158

Joe Biden: She's a lying dog faced pony soldier

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (Ty/7D)

159
Joe Biden is...

#MeTwoFingers

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (un7FC)

160 132 I think they have a lot of inside jokes about going out there, because they are all always on the verge of laughing. Fauci, Pompeo, Barr, Mnuchin today. It's hilarious.
Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

And Birx.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (7juvc)

161 Flaming skull!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (5bxa0)

162 Burning Skeleton Head!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (MVjcR)

163


ABC covered up for Jeff Epstein.

NBC covered up for Matt Wower.

They will all cover up for old Smelly Joe.

I bet the Capitol has a rape room much like Wower had.

And Stumpy Joe probably had the keys.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (lg/F7)

164 Burning skull worthy.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

165 In this corner the Groping Golden Geezer!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (124oO)

166 Wait, now Joe is skull-fvcking them?

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (COzlW)

167 We got Flaming Skull sighting!

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (NiXyF)

168 Flaming Skull

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

169 What are the betting odds for Bernie Broad vs Vote Cuomo Not Homo?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (6/uwW)

170 I'm sure knocking BID N out by the Democrats will take at least a feather to do it.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (ZCEU2)

171 FLAMING SKULL! on the top of this thread.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (7juvc)

172 Burning Man!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (NEu0P)

173 Flaming skull sighting!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (g8Yc+)

174 142 Geez, didn't like him being so nice to the Dems on this. Ugh.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (wiXsO)
-----
Flies, honey, vinegar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 25, 2020 06:35 PM (g8Yc+)


This.

It also fragments the left. Some are making nice with Trump, which will infuriate the hard left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

175 I love this place. It's better than Cheers!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (3H9h1)

176 Greta, your locks smell like Tara schmundie

may I stroke ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (rpxSz)

177 Joe don't know.

Joe don't know what?

Yes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (gq3Ph)

178 It's gonna be a hoot when Democrats finally reach the point where they can no longer defend Biden but instead of indicting him they'll deflect by pointing out his "obvious mental decline"

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (DB16e)

179 Well, it is a known fact that Joe Biden is a fucking asshole. So yeah, he probably raped her.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)



C'mon now hombre, it was FINGER rape. There's a big difference, you lying shiny monkey squeezer!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)

180 Well, it is a known fact that Joe Biden is a fucking asshole. So yeah, he probably raped her.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (6XZdO)


Like with a choo choo train.
An HO scale choo choo train.

Get it?

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (1g7ch)

181

Joe Biden: "Hey, you want to step outside! wanna see my leg hair!!!"

Funny, are the NT idiots going on and on about MUH VULGARITY, MUH PUSSY GRABBING, MUH COARSENESS about Shifty Joe?





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (lg/F7)

182 Flaming...unlike the rest of you I can't walk and chew gum at the same time....

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)

183 Former Staffer Tara Reade Accuses Joe Biden of Penetrative Forcible Sexual Assault

This is really machine-gunning the lifeboats of Biden's candidacy.

Such as it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

184 Hmm. Looks like the DNC is getting ready to toss Gropey Joe overboard.

Amy Klobuchar waits in the wings. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (2JVJo)

185 Hillary is cackling about this.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (7juvc)

186 Pence: the parents staying home and educating from home are true heroes

A lot of my teacher friends are doing teleconferencing with kids in their classes to check in on them.

This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (hvf9s)

187 Oh, NOW it gets a Flaming Skull.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)

188 147 Imagine if Joe Biden had run in 2016 and won. And was president right now. We would be on a glide path to Gehenna.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:36 PM (FJL6J)


We're already on a glide path to Gehenna. With Biden it would be a power dive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (wGeit)

189 Excuse me if I am only pointing out the obvious, but this is the demonrats conjuring up an excuse to force the senile Biden to drop out of the race so he can be replaced with someone whose incompetence isn't too obvious to be covered up by the lying traitorous media.

They'll tell him later, when he finishes biting his wife's arm and drinking his Go-Gurt.

Posted by: Xennady at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (r0yhL)

190 Too late, Tara - Demento Joe has left the building...
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:28 PM

That's Doctor Demento Joe to you, Mr.!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (rBtIz)

191 So obvious this hint is a plant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (NEu0P)

192 He musta been out of cigars that day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)

193 I don't feel sorry for Biden at all even if she's lying. I'll never forget Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (7bcfy)

194 Ol' Joe thought she was a prostitute he frequented in Wilmington, Donna, who also serviced Corn Pop in the post-swimming pool era, kind of a nice girl who also could cook while the record player played.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (puu6v)

195 As God as my witness

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (rpxSz)

196 Bint

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NEu0P)

197 Next up with accusations: Sara Wright and Cara Rithmetic.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (COzlW)

198 I don't think this would ever have come into the open, except the DNC is desperate now to get Joe off the ticket.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NiXyF)

199 Rats, here I was looking forward to a Trump vs BID N debate

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (ZCEU2)

200 They must be heard! These are serious accusations. Joe must step down.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (yhf6w)

201 Flaming skull?

Should be a flaming hoo-ha

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (kOpft)

202 The flaming skull LIVES!!!

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

203 Wow, a flaming skull. Unexpected like the stock market.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (88xKn)

204 ooooooo, flaming skull time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Z4rgH)

205 175 I love this place. It's better than Cheers!!
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:37 PM (3H9h1)

yep

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (7juvc)

206 Be interesting to hear from female SS agents who guarded him while he swam naked.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Sod+H)

207 Joe is a creep. He's always been a creep. But the neverTrumpers tell me he is good and decent.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

208 Dems submitted it to media after latest Joe BIden conference ???

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (zr5Kq)

209 Due to the mess that is the democrat opposition nobody can accuse Trump of punching down. All of the democrat candidates are bottom dwellers.

Posted by: Not Antisocial, Just Distant at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (W58wE)

210 120 I was on the fence

butt I'm all in for Joe now
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:33 PM (rpxSz)

Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)

211 You just know that the press is pissed he left them with Pence to read off info after info in his calm professor manner.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (r+sAi)

212 This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.
Posted by: LizLem at Ma

I'm wondering what will happen when the kids do better being homeschooled.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (7bcfy)

213 a graphic 1993 incident

TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO?

What was the rush?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

214 So they HAVE given up on him! Cuomo will now reluctantly (snort) step up to take the reins!

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (1FhAQ)

215 Fingerbang bang bang Fingerbang bang bang bang bang
I'm, gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright
'cause I'm the king of fingerbang, yea that's right
I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

216 >>>Like with a choo choo train.
An HO scale choo choo train.

I wonder if Joe Biden makes "chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga" noises when he's forceably raping you.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

217 187 Oh, NOW it gets a Flaming Skull.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (XVuno)

Ace aint no better at flaming skulls than he is shelfin

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (rpxSz)

218 The Harvey Weinstein legal standard of "whenever a woman says she was raped, believe her even if there was no physical evidence or even if it happened years ago or even if the defense team produces years worth of evidence documenting a romantic relationship that continued for years after the alleged rape" says Joe Biden needs to go to jail for 23+ years.

But so does every man accused of rape.

A woman can at any time retroactively decide she was raped and put a man away for decades.

Ah well. Good thing women never lie about being raped.

Posted by: KRockFM at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (xmnyL)

219 39
Ever see them?

One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.

Like, her surgeon was drunk, or something. It looks hilarious.

---------------
Pics, or it didn't happen

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (s9Eo8)

220 Hmm. Looks like the DNC is getting ready to toss Gropey Joe overboard.

Amy Klobuchar waits in the wings. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM

She's so bow-legged it would be no problem for Joe to sneak a few fingers in there.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (COzlW)

221 "Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?"

If this is a move to Deep Six Joe Dementia and substitute him with Cuomo: yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (puu6v)

222 Cuomo's term ends 2023. He's positioning himself for 2024. My nightmare scenario is they put in Michelle Obama.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (11H2y)

223 198 I don't think this would ever have come into the open, except the DNC is desperate now to get Joe off the ticket.
Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (NiXyF)


Agree 100%. They need him out now so they have time to campaign for the next guy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (wGeit)

224 Seems Joe's son learned his chivalrous ways from dad.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (Sod+H)

225 Gone by the weekend of will it take 2 weeks?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)

226 Believe all women! That's how it works, right?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (KxVoZ)

227
MyPillow is now making face masks, they've announced. My Face Mask, will be the softest and most luxurious face mask you've ever worn.

Will make sneezing and coughing the best experience you've ever had. Buy My Face Mask!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (rCwaK)

228 DNC...well isn't that convenient .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (gq3Ph)

229 The flaming skull should have Biden hair a la Blago.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (7bcfy)

230 Biden raped Tara Reid! Start trending that on teh Twitterz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

231

Flaming hair plugs on the skull?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (Ty/7D)

232 THIS is why you ALWAYS wear the One Piece Bathingsuit, people!

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (noaju)

233 "Call me Corn Pop," he said with whiskey-soaked breath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

234 Oh, flaming skull. I've missed you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

235 Grampa, that's disgusting.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)

236 "I ain't scared of no Cuomo."
--PDT

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (7juvc)

237 At this stage - -if she's an "asset," then she's more likely to be an agent for the Bernie Sanders campaign than for "Russia" or "Trump."

I guess that makes her a Soviet agent, then, considering Bernie's sympathies.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (N9G0H)

238 >>>Ace aint no better at flaming skulls than he is shelfin


it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

239 Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)


hum a few bars

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rpxSz)

240 #believeallwomen

Right donkey communists, right?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (pw+jk)

241 We'll all know soon if this is a hit on Slow Joe. More accusers coming forward will be the tell.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

242 As God as my witness

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM

Spoiler alert. Domestic turkeys can't fly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rBtIz)

243 I do wonder if this is the take out operation.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (KNsKs)

244 201 Flaming skull?

Should be a flaming hoo-ha
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (kOpf

5 alarm over here

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (/6GbT)

245 Flaming skull! Flaming skull!

THAt'll scare away the corona-thingie.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (N9G0H)

246 Flaming Skull? Well, that proves it! Confess Joe - you penetrating mish pirate!

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (32YRo)

247 Joe's goin' down.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (6XZdO)

248 As with the shoulder rubbing and hair sniffing, DemCong gonna bring out an army of women who said it didnt bother them.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (1g7ch)

249 >>> I don't feel sorry for Biden at all even if she's lying. I'll never forget Clarence Thomas.

God has a sense of humor. Not a sadist, but he does love his irony.

Now karma...she's another story.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (hvf9s)

250 Unlike my pecker, my finger is always stiff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (XVuno)

251 But it wasn't rape-rape

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (ewSN2)

252 >So:
Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?


of course not

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (iTXRQ)

253 Who bitch that is? My word as a Biden.

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (K22Va)

254 I mean it is probably true but if he was a viable candidate they would lock it down.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (KNsKs)

255
This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:38 PM (hvf9s)

That's what we are doing - it will be interesting to see how it works for special education but maybe this may open up more opportunities for my kid.

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

256 Not a word about this on CBS "News".

Posted by: freaked, I'm starting to think you people are not cynical enough at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Tnijr)

257 Has Joe challenged her to fisticuffs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

258 247 Joe's goin' down.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (6XZdO)

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (7juvc)

259 I got a hunch this one is credible.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (noaju)

260 So a friend of mine said he googled Tara Reid's nipples and couldn't find anything.

Disappoint.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Qf83p)

261 The MyPillow guy used to be a meth addict.

I only learned that recently.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (KxVoZ)

262 Is there a pic of this woman?

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (88xKn)

263 I don't feel sorry for Biden at all even if she's lying. I'll never forget Clarence Thomas.

Absolutely. Fuck him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (XVuno)

264 Hunter told me she was a stripper

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (F6tBH)

265 239 Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)


hum a few bars
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (rpxSz)

Heh.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (90T4r)

266 #IBelieveTara is trending on Twitter, yay.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (hvf9s)
**********
They know Biden is a gaffe machine and looks and sounds like he's not capable of tackling the big problems that are required to be POTUS.

This didn't just happen by accident.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (wiXsO)

267 Joe grabs 'em by the pussy?

Oh, dear.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)

268 Sounds just as credible as Christine Blasey Ford if not more so.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (IxDhF)

269 I do wonder if this is the take out operation.
Well the DNC restaurant is closed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (r+sAi)

270 Cuomo's term ends 2023. He's positioning himself for 2024. My nightmare scenario is they put in Michelle Obama.
Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (11H2y)


That would be comedy gold. Mike's skin is thinner than tissue paper.

Trump would have that pre-op tranny screaming "FUCK YOU, HONKY!" within five minutes of the first debate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (2JVJo)

271 Hmm. Looks like the DNC is getting ready to toss Gropey Joe overboard.

---

May it blow up in their faces spectacularly.

How does anyone other than Bernie get enough delegates to earn the nomination 'fairly' with all the primaries that have already happened?

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (kOpft)

272 Fingerbang Against The Wall > Shotgun Blast Through the Door

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (noaju)

273 I hope he didn't touch his face after he poked her.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

274 "plus, she had filed a contemporaneous complaint, and there were witnesses, so she considered the allegation bulletproof"

That's actually some strong stuff. Odd how that's gone unnoticed all these years.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (puu6v)

275 One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.

So one part of her boobies is a bird and the other is a chocolate sandwich cookie?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (WI7YS)

276 206-

I think it was a female SS agent that told the naked swimming story.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (AD3JT)

277 Papa was a roaming phone

de de de dum de dum

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)

278 The DNC will be taking down the whole Biden legacy.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (7juvc)

279 You know he is gone by morning once the Alphabets say its so.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)

280 5 alarm over here
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (/6GbT)



They got suppositories for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (XVuno)

281 >>Has Joe challenged her to fisticuffs?


I think you mean Fingercuffs.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (noaju)

282 It's so fucking urgent people. It's URGENT!

Yeah. I am kinda here too.

Notice how "slow the spread" sounds like "loaf of bread"?


Enough already.


Shut down blue shitholes - NYC, LA and Shitcago and let the rest of us go about our business.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)

283 Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM

John Prine. Level on the level.


Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (COzlW)

284 268 Sounds just as credible as Christine Blasey Ford if not more so.
Posted by: aelfheld at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (IxDhF)


Well, she does have a lot more detail to her story, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

285 131 Can we get Dr Ford as an expert witness?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:34 PM (dNzKv)

The bitch? She had it coming? Not wearing stockings is just asking forrrrrrrrrr it?

Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (1FhAQ)

286 Bernie Sanders just got a lifeline.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (88xKn)

287
One of Tara's orioles is oval and way up on her boob, and her other oreo is oval and way down on her boob.



Orioles on her boobies?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

288 Democrat op?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (nsE7Q)

289 I love Dr. Birx.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (11H2y)

290 Penetration?

What's that?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (v2vZS)

291 Tara Reid has Burnt Pepperoni Nipples.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (noaju)

292 Someone on Twitter PLEASE ask Meggie Mac about her precious "Uncle Joe."

Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

293
All of a sudden everyone here is a human physiology professor?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (un7FC)

294 "I thought 'finger-bang' was a thing with you kids. Just trying to be cool and hip!"

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (N9G0H)

295 MeTwoFingers


++++++++
hahahaha

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (QzF6i)

296
Hmm. Looks like the DNC is getting ready to toss Gropey Joe overboard.

---

May it blow up in their faces spectacularly.

How
does anyone other than Bernie get enough delegates to earn the
nomination 'fairly' with all the primaries that have already happened?


Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (kOpft)

This.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (nAiE/)

297 Shut down blue shitholes - NYC, LA and Shitcago and let the rest of us go about our business.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)


Then the inmates of those places will scatter to the four winds. Think of the break in a billiards game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

298 But Trump said "They will LET you grab them by the pussy."
So all equal right.

P.S. I love that KamalaToe endorsed the old perverted dementia patient. The commies of donkey town are sure on a wonderful winning streak for the good of America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (pw+jk)

299 They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.


That's how private school does it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (MmFTx)

300 I imagine Bernie is pretty unhappy right now.

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (90T4r)

301 Flu A
Flu B
Flu Z

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)

302 apparently she did talk about it at the time
I'm thinking it's true

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)

303 Doesn't congress have a slush fund to pay off harassment claims? Or did I dream that?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)

304 Caligirl, yes!! A lot of families I know are right on that line of the second paycheck needed mostly to cover the daycare. This might convince them screw that, I'm going to save the daycare money and teach at home.

If that happens, the libs will try and nationalize homeschooling. And I doubt the property taxes I pay to local schools will go down.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (hvf9s)

305 I was just checking her oil, man!

Posted by: Joe Bidne at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (mw1Wz)

306 Agree 100%. They need him out now so they have time to campaign for the next guy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:40 PM (wGeit)


Given Cuomo's actions over the last seven days - I think the campaign has already begun. And the decision to drop Biden was made a couple days ago. I'd wager he got the call, refused to step down, and so we got what we have here.

Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (0otOH)

307 She's looking a little flushed.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7juvc)

308 Sounds just as credible as Christine Blasey Ford if not more so.


More so. She knows time and place, and was on his staff.


Well, not ON his staff, but on his staff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

309 >>>I don't feel sorry for Biden at all even if she's lying. I'll never forget Clarence Thomas.

It's almost as if God said to himself at the time, "Ya know, I can bide my time, Joe, I can bide my time." Almost.

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)

310 So, does this come up because the Democrats are desperately looking for a way to jump from Biden to someone else? Because this could be a good excuse of a pretext for a convenience.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (FJL6J)

311 If it's up to the knuckle, under the weight of guilt the jury must buckle.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (N9G0H)

312 Joe grabs 'em by the pussy?

Oh, dear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)


At this very moment Bill Kristol and David French are plotting out an explanation about why its okay when Biden does it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (XVuno)

313 Shut down blue shitholes - NYC, LA and Shitcago and let the rest of us go about our business.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)



Then the inmates of those places will scatter to the four winds. Think of the break in a billiards game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

===
Not if a well regulated militia of Americans are on the overpasses of the interstates out of those blue shitholes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

314 If I was younger and Dr. Birx was much younger, yeah I'd do it for the pillow talk.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (r+sAi)

315 266:

"They know Biden is a gaffe machine and looks and sounds like he's not capable of tackling the big problems that are required to be POTUS.

This didn't just happen by accident."

If you notice more chatter about Biden's dementia (probably described as "health issues") on the left-wing gabfests, yeah, they are throwing him overboard. The performances since the WuFlu has been atrocious, and his China connections are a ticking time bomb.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (puu6v)

316 Flaming hair plugs on the skull?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (Ty/7D)
........

the steel plate already melted.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

317 The old delayed Flaming Skull trick.


Nice, ace! Keeping us on our toes!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (v2vZS)

318 I too can see Mooch jumping in to save the party and instantly pick up the votes to take it.
The 2nd coming of a Obama would make the Democrats dream

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (ZCEU2)

319 "Waitress, I'll have two fingers of Scotch."

'But, I'm Irish...'

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (noaju)

320 lollerskates

are we ready for Candidate Comrade Bernie?

Cause that's where we're a'headin'.

Posted by: Gman at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (Xhndx)

321 This will change a lot of what is done for education. They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.


That's interesting, I hadn't thought of it. We're building the remote teaching model on the fly, but we are building a remote teaching model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (c4UJn)

322 And get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (RuIsu)

323 >>Tara Reid has Burnt Pepperoni Nipples.

You've given this a lot of thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

324 310 So, does this come up because the Democrats are desperately looking for a way to jump from Biden to someone else? Because this could be a good excuse of a pretext for a convenience.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (FJL6J)


Sure, but how do they skip over Sanders and go for someone else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

325 302 apparently she did talk about it at the time
I'm thinking it's true
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (G546f)

May well be.
But it was not front and center until now, when Biden needed to be taken out.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (7juvc)

326 This is a big fuckin deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (pw+jk)

327 Doesn't congress have a slush fund to pay off harassment claims? Or did I dream that?


Yes, yes they do.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (MmFTx)

328 Doesn't congress have a slush fund to pay off harassment claims? Or did I dream that?

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)

They do have that and also they refuse to release information about which congresscritters they have paid out settlements on account of.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (nAiE/)

329 Joe penetrates the puthy.


What say you, MSM?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

330 "Wait -- I thought 'Just the tip' referred to fingers. You mean there's another kind of tip??"

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (N9G0H)

331 303 Doesn't congress have a slush fund to pay off harassment claims? Or did I dream that?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (7bcfy)

called it slut fund

those guys

always fucking around

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (rpxSz)

332 So a friend of mine said he googled Tara Reid's nipples and couldn't find anything.

Disappoint.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM

Type in 'Tara Reid wardrobe malfunction'. She was on the red carpet, a million photographers clicking away, when the shoulder of her dress dropped and out popped a booby. It was so weird-looking she issued a statement about her botched plastic surgery.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (COzlW)

333 It looks like Joe isn't going to make it to the convention, where they would be able to ace Bernie out, then replace Joe with somebody else.

Now they have to do it and leave Bernie as the only guy in the field.

They're totally screwed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

334 Penetration?

What's that?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (v2vZS)

Mayor Buttcheese calls it "parking"

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:47 PM (32YRo)

335 Sounds a little fishy to me. In 1993 women were still wearing stockings year-round in Washington, although it's possible Biden's office was more relaxed.

Posted by: Abby Normal at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (zLLOw)

336 312 Joe grabs 'em by the pussy?

Oh, dear.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (COzlW)

At this very moment Bill Kristol and David French are plotting out an explanation about why its okay when Biden does it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (XVuno)

the Conservative case for grabbin em by the Pussy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

337 >>You've given this a lot of thought.


First thing that poped into my head when I saw those poor things.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (noaju)

338 'I can haz bird boob?'

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (E6tRR)

339 "314 If I was younger and Dr. Birx was much younger, yeah I'd do it for the pillow talk."

She's a hotter Ellen Burstyn in her prime.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (puu6v)

340 And that little girl was her.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (7juvc)

341 Let's be careful what we wish for.

Presidential candidate Fredo the Elder

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

342 >>Tara Reid has Burnt Pepperoni Nipples.

You've given this a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw


You haven't!?

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Qf83p)

343 These accusations are credible and fit a consistent pattern of behavior. Indict now!

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (yhf6w)

344 I think Dr. Birx does an excellent job at these pressers and in interviews.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

345 I think it was a female SS agent that told the naked swimming story.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 25, 2020 06:43 PM (AD3JT)

Ilsa?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Ty/7D)

346 What they did to Cosby and Epstein and Weinstein? It would be racist to let Joe Biden skate off into retirement without serving his time and paying his dues.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (EzqsV)

347
That's interesting, I hadn't thought of it.
We're building the remote teaching model on the fly, but we are building
a remote teaching model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (c4UJn)

Virginia isn't... cause of equity and its racist apparently.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (nAiE/)

348 Should be a flaming hoo-ha
Posted by: Methos

---

Cranberry juice or penicillin will help clear that up so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (Y4EXg)

349
Biden WILL BE the D nominee.

The DNC absolutely cannot bypass Bernie Sanders as if he doesn't exist and "switch" Biden for another presumptive, (read: fixed), nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (un7FC)

350 This waiting for a phone call From the health dept for my son was exposed to the KungFlu is nerve racking. My son is Fine and he is been home 14 days, I am more worried about myself wife and Brother in law he's 74

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)

351 Trust... but verify.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (3H9h1)

352 323 >>Tara Reid has Burnt Pepperoni Nipples.

I luv special toppings

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (rpxSz)

353 Cuomo for president.

_ The Man Who Saved New York

Alexander Cuaomo

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (Sod+H)

354 The Conservative Case For Finger Raping a Staffer

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

355 >>>335 Sounds a little fishy to me. In 1993 women were still wearing stockings year-round in Washington, although it's possible Biden's office was more relaxed.

as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.

super-easy, barely an inconvenience

i'm talking about consensual encounters, obviously.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

356 >They are predicting no more snow days, kids will be expected to learn from home on those days.


a solution so obvious you wonder why no one has thought of it before


SO-

in light of these allegations, how long til Uncle Joe suspends his campaign for 'health reasons' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (iTXRQ)

357 "333 It looks like Joe isn't going to make it to the convention, where they would be able to ace Bernie out, then replace Joe with somebody else.

Now they have to do it and leave Bernie as the only guy in the field.

They're totally screwed."

The rules will change. It will be quite legal, too. It will be someone else.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (puu6v)

358
it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)


Another confession of the quiet desperation of home remodeling.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (FJL6J)

359 So:

Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?


Yes. With a pillow. Until it stops moving.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (3q20x)

360 Look. It's a towel rack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (XVuno)

361

What's more, Bloomberg won't let the DNC do it!
Bloomberg will tell the DNC if they "switch" Biden for anyone, it had better be him.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (un7FC)

362
I'm more than a bit suspicious of allegations that only come to light 27 years later, when it would be useful to some powerful assholes.

Then again, I find "fuck Joe Plugs and the rest of the commie cocksuckers with the barbed cock of Satan" to be an eminently compelling argument.

BCoS wins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (EGyGV)

363 Lordy. Fauci up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

364 Omg. Dr B's grandmother brought the 1918 flu home to her mom when she was an 11 year old schoolgirl. Her great grandmother had just given birth and she died of the flu. Dr B said her grandmother had to live with that the rest of her life.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (11H2y)

365 293
All of a sudden everyone here is a human physiology professor?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:45 PM (un7FC)


Well, we are sociologists, epidemiologists, economists, political economists, so why not physiologists?

Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (90T4r)

366 Oooh! Gropey flaming skull is here!

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (E6tRR)

367 >>>Another confession of the quiet desperation of home remodeling.


no because i'm already Epic level at it you liar

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (PbpT7)

368 85 >She has a bird on her boob?
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Or a baseball player.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)

369 Smokin' Joe challenged her to a push up contest and she misunderstood.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (7kBPq)

370 Dr. Birx told a nice family story about her grandmother bringing home the 1918 flu, when her mom had just given birth and succumbed.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (7juvc)

371 283 Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM

John Prine. Level on the level.

Posted by: JuJuBee
__________

Grandpa'll vote for Slow Joe, cuz Hunter f***ed a whore?

Posted by: Furious George at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (9vQJW)

372 344 I think Dr. Birx does an excellent job at these pressers and in interviews.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:48 PM (cF8AT)

luv the Hermes scarves

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (rpxSz)

373 Joe can forget the youth vote when word gets out there are no safe spaces around Joe.

Posted by: Not Antisocial, Just Distant at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (W58wE)

374 In 1993 women were still wearing stockings year-round in Washington,


In the interview, she specifically said she wasn't wearing them because it was hot that day.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (MmFTx)

375 Lordy. Fauci up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

yea...But the market is closed.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (zr5Kq)

376 I used to think Joe's head was filled with oatmeal. I'm beginning to believe it's Cream of Wheat and it's running out of his ears. The old fuck is going to drop out of the race, the DNC is going to pick somebody, the Bernie Bros burn down the house, and Mayor Pete and his squeeze retire on Bimini with the leftover campaign money. Joe will spend his last days sitting in the Trans Am at an abandoned drive in theater, waiting for the movie to start.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (C1Lsn)

377 The School district can't won't say who exposed the Kindergarders

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (dKiJG)

378 320 lollerskates

are we ready for Candidate Comrade Bernie?

Cause that's where we're a'headin'.
Posted by: Gman at March 25, 2020 06:46 PM (Xhndx)

It can't be Bernie? Because he's a fucking socialist? They're gonna bring in Hillarrrrrrry in her Mech Suit of Death?

Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (1FhAQ)

379 But Trump said Pussy and stuff.

This is FN hilarious!

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (haWye)

380 You're banned, and you're banned, and you over there..banned!

Anyone who even breathes a word of this horrible made up fake story about St. Joe Biden, who lost a wife and two children!, will of course be banned.

We checked with our superiors in Beijing and that's what they told us to do.

Posted by: Twitter Support at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (NVYyb)

381 >>as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.


Sacred Honor Compels me to advise you to go in from the back. Much easier on the wrist.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (noaju)

382 354 The Conservative Case For Finger Raping a Staffer
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

The sad thing is you're not wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (7bcfy)

383 >>> The DNC absolutely cannot bypass Bernie Sanders as if he doesn't exist and "switch" Biden for another presumptive, (read: fixed), nominee.

Berniebros will light the torches no matter what they do. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (hvf9s)

384 368 85 >She has a bird on her boob?
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Or a baseball player.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)

an oriole ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)

385 This sounds like a Bloomberg operation. Tara has a big check waiting for her if she continues with this story.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (Q3GR2)

386 So a friend of mine said he googled Tara Reid's nipples and couldn't find anything.



Disappoint.





Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:42 PM (Qf83p)

===

Google "Franken tittie."

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (pw+jk)

387 And she just found her voice now? Hmm, smells fishy to me.

Posted by: nwf99 at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (PbRor)

388 it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)


We rate this statement as Mostly True, but misleading.

Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (XF4b8)

389 luv the Hermes scarves

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (rpxSz)

Yeah, she's a pretty snappy dresser. I don't like every outfit but you can tell they ain't cheap.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

390 375 Lordy. Fauci up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

yea...But the market is closed.


Don't forget us

Posted by: Market futures at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)

391 Harumph. Women commonly have rape fantasies about Joe.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (W58wE)

392 Banned!

Posted by: Twitter Support at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (NVYyb)

393 I'm not sure I believe this.

Sorry. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.

BELIEVE ALL VICTIMS.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (9hauA)

394 >>>We rate this statement as Mostly True, but misleading.


more zionist lies

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

395 >>>>335 Sounds a little fishy to me. In 1993 women were still wearing stockings year-round in Washington


ever experienced a DC summer? when the heat and humidity are both above 90, comfort trumps style

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (iTXRQ)

396 Fauci just inadvertently admitted this will end with warm weather.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (puu6v)

397 i'm talking about consensual encounters, obviously.


Yes. I would hate to see this incident give a bad name to the fine are of public finger banging.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (c4UJn)

398 I deny this vegetable accusation and I will personally concoct a virginity inspection to prove I'm a pear.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:52 PM (XVuno)

399 I'm always pretty skeptical of these kind of claims, because its damned easy to just say "this happened to me!" years after the fact. And the longer you go without saying anything, the more skeptical I get.

But being turned down for legal assistance? That's clearly bias.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

400 Type in 'Tara Reid wardrobe malfunction'. She was on the red carpet, a million photographers clicking away, when the shoulder of her dress dropped and out popped a booby. It was so weird-looking she issued a statement about her botched plastic surgery.
Posted by: JuJuBee


My friend says her nipple looks like a band-aide.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (Qf83p)

401 >>ever experienced a DC summer? when the heat and humidity are both above 90, comfort trumps style


Swamp Box is real.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (noaju)

402 He said, "Smell my fingers." And I said, "Joe, that's nasty. You smell mine."

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (uM6CE)

403 388 it's impossible for me to be better at shelfin'

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

We rate this statement as Mostly True, but misleading.
Posted by: Snopes at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (XF4b

Be better, Ace.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (7juvc)

404 i'm talking about consensual encounters, obviously.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Of course, of course...*blows police whistle*

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (32YRo)

405 Fauci sounds like he's losing his voice.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (NiXyF)

406 I guess leaking this is one way to get Slow Joe to pull-out of the race...

Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (BDQo0)

407 as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.


Sacred Honor Compels me to advise you to go in from the back. Much easier on the wrist.



You should train your women to wear stockings.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)

408 384 368 85 >She has a bird on her boob?
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Or a baseball player.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM (Vy7tf)

an oriole ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)

c'mon guys

I'm working here !!!

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)

409 He can't keep it. We know it's seasonal STFU.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (Sod+H)

410 The School district can't won't say who exposed the Kindergarders

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (dKiJG)

Perchance, did they have a stealth trannie story hour that they were/are hiding from parents?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (nAiE/)

411 They are cutting Biden loose. Stand by for the candidate waiting to enter from Above, riding a unicorn, and dripping with carbon offsets in Her magnificent wake.

Posted by: Khun Ty at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (z6d7W)

412 Release the list of Congressional payments to women!

Public money, public information. Oh, and fuck you Congresscriminals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 06:53 PM (NVYyb)

413 Fauci, stop quoting China numbers! Everyone knows they are lies.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (hvf9s)

414 And she just found her voice now? Hmm, smells fishy to me.
Posted by: nwf99 at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM (PbRor)


*sniffs finger*

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (XVuno)

415 Fauci is really hoarse. I just looked it up, and he's pushing 80.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

416 Uptalking sockoff?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (1FhAQ)

417 May Justice be Done. In this world and the next ...

Posted by: Adriane the Philosophy Critic ... at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (LPnfS)

418 Joe is a sad, pathetic fragile old man. He needs to be be housed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

419 Hmm, smells fishy to me.
Posted by: nwf99 at March 25, 2020 06:51 PM


To me, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (rBtIz)

420 >>>"Wait -- I thought 'Just the tip' referred to fingers. You mean there's another kind of tip??"<<<

One particular type of tip would be the Rick Wilson Coronaface tip. When he dons a turtleneck, he's being shamelessly flamboyant.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (EzqsV)

421 Fauci give his If we only quarantine 2 months it might be enough routine yet?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (ZCEU2)

422 152 Pence is growing on me for 2024. He's stepped up to the plate on all this.

Here's a clue: Pence was effective enough here in Indiana that he had the Democrats believing he was Satan incarnate. Especially the education union. The way they reacted to Pence's effectiveness was the prototype for TDS.

Posted by: MrObvious at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (5prN7)

423 Does the DNC know he's on their side?


Or are they Herman Caining their own guy?

I guess that's one way to get him gone. We'll know when the press get their marching orders.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)

424 Grandpa, is a porn star. Can't remember who did that song.
Posted by: tubal at March 25, 2020 06:39 PM

John Prine. Level on the level.

Posted by: JuJuBee
__________

Grandpa'll vote for Slow Joe, cuz Hunter f***ed a whore?
Posted by: Furious George at March 25, 2020 06:50 PM

Grandpa was a carpenter
Built houses stores and banks
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes
Hammered nails in planks
He was level on the level

I was too lazy to do a parody, Grandpa was a porn star, but it does have possibilities.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW)

425 Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (0otOH)

426 .'..or maybe I would like cookie boob...'

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (E6tRR)

427 I agree that it is probably credible, and way more credible than many of the allegations claimed against conservatives, but 27 years ago?

Maybe this is the "conservative case..." but I think all allegations that are not off a contemporaneous police report should be ignored.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (LWu6U)

428 "Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane Rottencrotch are OVER!"

-Gunny Hartmann

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)

429 >>>425 Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.

russian disinformation

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

430 The Dispatch: The Conservative Case For Waiting For Social Cues From My Liberal Betters Before Deciding Whether To Act Like I Believe This Particular Chick or Not About Biden

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (dYe5S)

431 Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.


Ikea has his picture posted at the security desk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (XVuno)

432 Does anyone remember a more fucked up Presidential campaign as the one being run by Joe Biden?

The man is a walking disaster.

I love it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

433 Will Joe Biden get the Harvey Weinstein treatment?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (7juvc)

434 Oh look what little attention whore has shown up.

@kathygriffin

He's lying. I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn't test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST

(The he that she's referring to is Pence)

She even included pics...poor dear.

https://tinyurl.com/wbzblp8

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

435 Point of order!

Bernie Sanders, he, him.

All of this rancor is triggering my liver spots.

Posted by: Bernie at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (POXG+)

436
Ikea has his picture posted at the security desk.

LOL

Posted by: Market futures at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (5bxa0)

437 Sacred Honor Compels me to advise you to go in from the back. Much easier on the wrist.


You can get down the front of a pair of jeans or a skirt with relative ease. Down the back and all the way around is not something that works in public.

I'm talking in the middle of a bar, in a parking lot, those pedestrian bridges in Central Park...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (c4UJn)

438 We are hearing about this now because the D party has a chance to nominate a nonundead and sane partisan, and not... well, Biden and Butthead.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (ykYG2)

439 Lol. I mean, yea -- OH MY GOD!! -- MeToooooooo# OUTRAGE! Presidential Candidate forced penetrative unwanted sexual contact to a woman that is direct report to Biden.

If it's Trump, the minds of the Progressive liberals would literally melt through the Earth's crust like a Tier-6 mega cajullian cherynoble melt down.

But, it's Biden, Dem Pres. Candidate, and Corona! Orange Man Bad!, so absolutely nothing will be seen or heard about this on any Progressive news outlet, or if it is, it will be "check the box" with some off-hand comments about conspiracy theories, old news, she's a Russian asset, or prolly all of the above. Move on.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (DRgs8)

440 Grandpa was a carpenter
Built houses stores and banks
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes
Hammered nails in planks
He was level on the level

I was too lazy to do a parody, Grandpa was a porn star, but it does have possibilities.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (COzlW) I've heard John Prine singing that on a Nitty Gritty Dirt Band album.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

441 What with Russian fingers Joe and rape fantasy Bernie the Dems couldn't be more of a mess.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (n7enF)

442 427 I agree that it is probably credible, and way more credible than many of the allegations claimed against conservatives, but 27 years ago?

Maybe this is the "conservative case..." but I think all allegations that are not off a contemporaneous police report should be ignored.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 25, 2020 06:55 PM (LWu6U)


I agree. Fair is fair, and we discount late-entry (?) allegations re conservatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

443 Bern, Milwaukee, Bern.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (NEu0P)

444 Bill Clinton told me they keep cigars in there.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (XVuno)

445
Here's a glimpse of one of Tara's mammaries:

http://www.mickeyutleymusic.com/tara-reids-wardrobe-malfunction/

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (un7FC)

446
Old and busted: C'mon, man!
New hotness: C'mon, gland!

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (qXNVo)

447 Ace is as good with shelves as he is with making lasagna.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (88xKn)

448 Some are beautiful.
Some are thin.
They're all beautiful once your knuckle deep in.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (pw+jk)

449 >>Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.


This is slander. Once Ace figured out that his drill, like himself, went both ways the shelves all but built themselves.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (noaju)

450 Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?

The minute the DNC and media decide Bite-me can no longer be their Prez candidate.

Posted by: Marybeth at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (CmURZ)

451 Ace is as good with shelves as he is with making lasagna.

That's a low blow

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (5bxa0)

452 Awesome watching the entire MSM ignore this.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM (fNWtj)

453 I'm expecting Joe to try humping Jake Tapper's leg during a softball interview.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

454 Pence is doing a great job, but as POTUS, would he be able to stand up to the Deep State like Trump?

I don't know that there's anyone else with the stones to do it. When Pence says, "I want to think MAGA on this issue and ask myself: is this good for the American worker?" And thy Deep State says: "Nah brah, you're doing what we decide."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (KxVoZ)

455 The ears of the small-faced monkey soldier perk up at this welcome bit of news.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (qXNVo)

456 Joe is a sad, pathetic fragile old man. He needs to be be housed.

***
Joe Biden has always been big mouthed asshole to everybody...I'm fucking loving this. It is like watching Biff get manure dumped on him.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (h1jJh)

457 This is how the Inner Party lets Slow Joe know that he is now Stopped Joe, and has been discarded from the race. Biden has become a liability in the race against Trump, either due to his invisibility during the Wuhan Virus business -- or, which I think is far more likely -- his mental deterioration has become too obvious to cover up, even by the media propaganda arm of the Party.

Who will take his place is unclear to those outside the Inner Party -- Cuomo? -- but all will become clear soon enough.

Posted by: PubliusII at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (NCsa7)

458 who knew Hunter was the good Biden

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (rpxSz)

459 I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms.

Hmm who do I believe, washed up hate-filled drug addict attention whore or the government?

Tough call, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

460 "430 The Dispatch: The Conservative Case For Waiting For Social Cues From My Liberal Betters Before Deciding Whether To Act Like I Believe This Particular Chick or Not About Biden"

Sometimes they get ahead of their skis and their Marxist masters force them to back off. Quite dangerous and confusing, being a paid stooge for the Left.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (puu6v)

461 Joe would've beat hell out of Trump in school over his grab 'em by the pussy comment.

Seriously, that is what he said at the time.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (COzlW)

462 >>You can get down the front of a pair of jeans or a skirt with relative ease. Down the back and all the way around is not something that works in public.


You must not be Italian.

Geberations of pushing wheelbarrows have given me a long reach.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (noaju)

463 Trump: Some women will let you grab 'em by the p***y.

Biden: Some women won't let you grab 'em by the p***y, but I do it anyway.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (JoUsr)

464 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (c4UJn)

Well, he can't do it in a bar right now. Bars are closed. He'll have to wait till they open up again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (WI7YS)

465 458 who knew Hunter was the good Biden
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (rpxSz)

It was Beau.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (7juvc)

466 Bill Clinton snickers.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (qXNVo)

467 I think it is a bit unfair to level these charges now against a man who no longer possesses the mental facilities to properly defend himself.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (4QACJ)

468 I'll give Biden the presumption of innocence, until I hear persuasive corroborating details, even though I'm certain he wouldn't do that for his political adversaries. When and to whom did she first give this account? Etc

Posted by: Skeptic at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (tomF2)

469 She makes the claim WITHOUT EVIDENCE!!! What about innocent until proven guilty??

-All of the bluechecks and MSM

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (dNzKv)

470 >>That's a low blow


You can only hang those fucking shelves so high before they just become normal shelves.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (noaju)

471 I've learned my business is an essential service. I suppose that's good m

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

472 as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.

Son, you have a panty hose on your head ...

Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ... at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (LPnfS)

473 >>> @kathygriffin

No, but in yellow

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (uM6CE)

474
Fauci is really hoarse. I just looked it up, and he's pushing 80.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 06:54 PM (YqDXo)


He brags that he runs seven miles per day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

475 Me and ol' Corn Pop, we used to finger all the ladies around the pool.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (XVuno)

476 I mean its really plausible that gropey mcsnifferton Biden would try to rape some woman and laugh at her for complaining, but I just can't buy someone's complaints decades later. If it was so awful then why did you keep it a secret until he's running for president???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

477 #BelieveAllWomenAccusationsFrom25YearsAgo

Posted by: WhatIsTheCorrectResponseFor500Alex at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (4ceyg)

478 Ace is as good with shelves as he is with making lasagna.

That's a low blow
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 06:57 PM

Well, it is a low-sagna.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (COzlW)

479 451 Ace is as good with shelves as he is with making lasagna.

Ace makes a helluva Jello Lasagna

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (rpxSz)

480 Joe and Dr. Jill should do a sit-down like Bill and Hill did on Sixty Minutes. Dr. Jill can answer the questions for Joe.

This is awesome, to belabor the obvious.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (puu6v)

481 OK, went and looked.

There's pics of Hotty Tara Reade, and Hogger Tara Reade.

Which one is it?

She a 1?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

482 He touched me right here...

Posted by: The doll at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (yhf6w)

483 Birx is saying Fauci's number usage is FOS.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (Sod+H)

484 Birx making more headway here re:numbers - and FOR FUCKS SAKE BRET BAIR BREAKS IN

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)

485 He brags that he runs seven miles per day.

he cheats, he puts his fitbit on the roomba

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

486 How come I'm the only one who gets punished for shelf jokes?

It's because I'm black, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

487 How many rape doors are we talking?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (41rs/)

488 Kathy Griffin's former friend Anderson Vanderbilt's BFF Andy Cohen has the Woo Hoo Flu.


Shame if it spread to CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

489 Come on man, I heard you liked me."


Biden's greatest hits, volume 1

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

490 this thread will get out of hand-
it'll get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)

491
It puts the lotion in the, you know, the, thing. The, I don't know, the pussy. Whatever, man.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (qXNVo)

492 I wonder if he said, smell my finger ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (M+Lyo)

493 Fvck it, the Kavanaugh allegations were 25 years old. Roughly, depending on which version of the tale Blasey-Ford was telling at the moment.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (KxVoZ)

494
From her own account of events, one can conclude the Hospital was RIGHT in not giving her a test for the Chinese Flu because they, being experts, could tell she didn't warrant a test!

She obviously does not have the chinese flu!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (un7FC)

495 @KatieHill4CA

"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump

What? You gross fuck



Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)

496 OR FUCKS SAKE BRET BAIR BREAKS IN

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)


There's CSPAN and White House feed.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (Sod+H)

497 Come now Dearie.... let's mingle.

Oh, and by the way, my legs are supple.

Go ahead dear, feel them. I'll lay back and sniff your knee pits.

Tongue?

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (3H9h1)

498 493 Fvck it, the Kavanaugh allegations were 25 years old. Roughly, depending on which version of the tale Blasey-Ford was telling at the moment.


And he was a teenager and there was no actual rape..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (5bxa0)

499 Was it Slow Joe that tried to make a waitress sandwhich along with teddy kennedy?

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (+FPkr)

500 Self isolation experimentation tells me two martinis brings me close to drunk.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

501 Come on man, I heard you liked me.
-----------------------

He thought she was a guy. So he's been an oatmeal brain forever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

502 I looked at a picture of Tara's Botched Boobjob years ago, and it made me sad.

Not looking again.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (KxVoZ)

503 >>> How come I'm the only one who gets punished for shelf jokes? It's because I'm black, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Wait, you are not a grey box? Mind blown.

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (hvf9s)

504 Shut down blue shitholes - NYC, LA and Shitcago and let the rest of us go about our business.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 06:44 PM (mw1Wz)


It's like we have forgotten basic science - you quarantine by locking the festering shitholes, not the by locking down the relatively very healthy zones.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (1g7ch)

505 >>>478 Ace is as good with shelves as he is with making lasagna.


I made it again and it was better.

Also, I took a commenter's suggestion and roasted the cauliflower a good long time before making fauxcaroni and cheese. It was really, really good.

Definitely roast. Roast like the wind.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

506 Was it Slow Joe that tried to make a waitress sandwhich along with teddy kennedy?


Chris Dodd, c'mon man!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (c4UJn)

507 >> Was it Slow Joe that tried to make a waitress sandwhich along with teddy kennedy?

Chris Dodd.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (rCwaK)

508 >>>(Pence task force) restrictions.

Aren't those the ones he issued the other day that say that every person named Kathy Griffin must choke themselves to death? Yes, yes...I do believe they are. I hope she complied - I mean, out of an abundance of caution and all....

Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (32YRo)

509 Sandwich/sandwhich.

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (+FPkr)

510 Birx making more headway here re:numbers - and FOR FUCKS SAKE BRET BAIR BREAKS IN
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (aKgvL)


I'm comfy, listening to the White House YouTube channel.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (NiXyF)

511 There we have it...

The Lords to Be withing the Democrat party have made their call...

The half-wit is not fit to run for office, and a viable candidate has broken from the pack as they enter the closing stretch...

Andrew. Spawn of Mario. Has been selected as the 2020 Democrat nominee. For the. Presidency. Of the United States of America.

The formal coronation will be held in Milwaukee. Wisconsin. Land of Cheese and Cheep Beer. This summer.

The celebrations in the streets will be led by Bernie Bros. Energetically waving their effigies of Tom Perez. Mastermind of the DNC.

The celebrants will paint the streets. Red. The colour of passion, desire, and love.

That is all for now.

Posted by: Howard Cosell at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (BDQo0)

512 It was all consequential.

Posted by: Joey 2 Blasts at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (POXG+)

513 The issue here is not whether I broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with my female party guests - I did.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (XVuno)

514 and, as usual, what Christopher Taylor said.
27 years is a long, long time since.

not that I give much of a shit. Biden, that hair-sniffing pervert, was all-in on the Thomas lynching.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (ykYG2)

515 While it's amusing to see Biden discomfited, it is increasingly clear why there's a statute of limitations on most crimes.

Twenty-seven years? Really? For my part, I think it's reasonable to expect someone to speak up within a year, so that the matter can be investigated. After that, no dice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

516 407
as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.

Paello, is that you?

Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (K22Va)

517 So I dived into the Finger Lakes. C'mon, man, it looked so inviting.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (COzlW)

518 Big difference between Trump and Biden.....Trump said they consented. They let you....he said. Biden's groping not consensual.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (QzF6i)

519 Birx making more headway here re:numbers - and FOR FUCKS SAKE BRET BAIR BREAKS IN

Martha is worse. Just say "Fox News" and STFU.

Drama queens.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (mw1Wz)

520 Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?

Magic Eight Ball says 'Yes'. It's a two-fer: You get Sundowner Joe off the ticket and get Hillary back on it where she belongs. Besides, no one will ever accuse Hillary Clinton of sexual abuse, even if it's true. Arkancide is a terrible, terrible accidental death, a real tragedy, and fear of that is no way to go through the rest of your life, no matter how short that time is.

Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (Y8PSl)

521 Where is Gloria Allred when you need her?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (OuZMr)

522 Re: 27 years

-

Add me to the list.

Shame we didn't make the rules, eh Democrats?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (41rs/)

523 Glad you liked it, ace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (NEu0P)

524 that will teach you to watch fox and not Whit HOuse feed

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

525 It was Christopher Dodd

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (88xKn)

526 There's pics of Hotty Tara Reade, and Hogger Tara Reade.
===================
There's a movie "star" Tara Reid* who has fake cans and a rap sheet. She's a mess. I have no idea what the victim looks like here but...
*I'd probably still hit it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

527 Was he running rape gangs?

Posted by: Creepy porn lawyer at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (ZuGkg)

528 I have zero fvcks to give regarding the age and veracity of the allegations.

How many goddam times did we try and warn them: You're gonna hate your new rules?

Now is the time for them to hate their new rules.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (KxVoZ)

529 Clinton/Romney
The Incel Ticket.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (qXNVo)

530 >>>460 "430 The Dispatch: The Conservative Case For Waiting For Social Cues From My Liberal Betters Before Deciding Whether To Act Like I Believe This Particular Chick or Not About Biden"

Sometimes they get ahead of their skis and their Marxist masters force them to back off. Quite dangerous and confusing, being a paid stooge for the Left.

...

It's always fun to watch these ants pass simple chemical signals back and forth on twitter until the entire hive knows its marching orders.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

531 WuFlu Survival Tip-


Flaming Skulls can be used to sterilize content.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking trolls hardest hit at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (QzkSJ)

532 @KatieHill4CA

"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump

What? You gross fuck



Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)


She's just miffed that Trump said "hugging and kissing" instead of "sucking and fucking" the way she would have said. Or, come to think of it, the way she has done.

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (NiXyF)

533

Joe Biden: The lady is confused. Now this is how it happened. Corn Pop tried to grab her and Corn Pop was a bad dude. And I said, Hey Esther leave the lady alone. If you want to touch someone you can feel my leg hair and he did. True story. My word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (aPvIU)

534 Birx making more headway here re:numbers - and FOR FUCKS SAKE BRET BAIR BREAKS IN
Martha is worse. Just say "Fox News" and STFU.
Drama queens.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:04 PM (mw1Wz)


Yeah, these overpaid jackasses aren't worried in the least about losing their jobs, let alone a business.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

535 518 Big difference between Trump and Biden.....Trump said they consented. They let you....he said. Biden's groping not consensual.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM (QzF6i)

And Trump sounded stunned about it, like it was amazing, and amazingly wonderful, that "they let you!"

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (7juvc)

536 It was Christopher Dodd


I beat you. You owe me some of your stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (c4UJn)

537 as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of the panty hose.

Paello, is that you?
Posted by: dartist at March 25, 2020 07:03 PM

I need a good recipe for Paello. You got one?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (COzlW)

538
"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump

========

Lissen I've said it before, I've always preferred handshakes. All this drippy kissing and hugging is for Continentals. COVID silver lining if that habit gets cut back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (G51Gf)

539 >>> Was it Slow Joe that tried to make a waitress sandwhich along with teddy kennedy?


Chris Dodd, c'mon man!
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (+FPkr)

540 RickZ, I really really doubt the DNC wants the Clinton sleaze machine back. They have their OWN sleaze machine. Plus Clinton threw a lot of poo around town with her book 'What Happened'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)

541 Democrats!

We care about the little guy!!

///

..so again, where's that ftard who thinks PDT should be prosecuted for murder?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (0ReGO)

542 The senility defense.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (5b+Sr)

543 Definitely roast. Roast like the wind.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

Breaking wind?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (s9Eo8)

544 It's always fun to watch these ants pass simple chemical signals back and forth on twitter until the entire hive knows its marching orders.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)



It's baritones, man. They communicate by putting out baritones.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (XVuno)

545 More Tara Reid: you know what they said about Pia Zadora? She f*^ked her way to the middle.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (7Fj9P)

546 429 >>>425 Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.

russian disinformation
Posted by: ace

try that Alien Tape and let us know if it works

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (nFwvY)

547 whitehouse.gov/live for these events

No reason to use commercial "newz" outfits.

C-SPAN, probably, too, but haven't been using it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (El6T/)

548 I beat you. You owe me some of your stuff.


Sure, let me lick them first.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (88xKn)

549 Roast like the wind.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)


Hey, I have a GREAT song idea!

Posted by: Christopher Cross at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (NiXyF)

550 >>> Arkancide is a terrible, terrible accidental death, a real tragedy, and fear of that is no way to go through the rest of your life, no matter how short that time is.


The technique of using partisans in the FBI and DoJ to put you jail so you can be roughed up over days then suicided has been perfected.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

551 542 The senility defense.
Posted by: Hepcat at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (5b+Sr)

27 years ago.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (7juvc)

552 You must not be Italian.

Geberations of pushing wheelbarrows have given me a long reach.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 06:58 PM (noaju)


I am NOT looking up 'pushing wheelbarrows' at Urban Dictionary, but it sounds like it involves gerbils.

Kinky.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (Jdw1U)

553 No mushrooms out there so I spent the afternoon drinking beer on my neighbors' deck. Then I come back to a flaming skull that ISN'T virus-related. The afternoon is complete. Thank you, ace!

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (XxJt1)

554 483. No she is talking about the news throwing out ridiculous numbers.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (Q3GR2)

555 HAS any political party ever nominated the same person for President twice in a row?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (iTXRQ)

556 My husband said he loves PDT so much for the way he slaps down the press whores.


No homo, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

557 Penetrative, no malarkey!

Posted by: Wicklow at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (uH65w)

558 555 HAS any political party ever nominated the same person for President twice in a row?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (iTXRQ)

uhhh.... doesn't that happen with every incumbent??

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (s9Eo8)

559 @KatieHill4CA

"They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump

What? You gross fuck



Yeah, Trump's gross. FFS. These people have zero self awareness.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:01 PM (cF8AT)

Check out the replies ! She is gettin brutalized hahah. Zero self awareness

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (M+Lyo)

560 I wonder if Joe has met his new grandbaby yet

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (POXG+)

561
Adelai Stevenson?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (un7FC)

562 I assume everyone was a One in 1993. At least that's how I remember it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (c4UJn)

563 Katie Hill, raising her snorkel from a five fathom intern muff dive, is going to lecture me on what is 'gross'.

Go away Katie, and wait for your clinic results.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (ykYG2)

564 I'm certain Joe is sorry if she misunderstood their interaction. If he's guilty of anything, it's caring too much.

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2020 07:08 PM (MVjcR)

565 >>>558 555 HAS any political party ever nominated the same person for President twice in a row?


william jennings bryant was nominated for president, futilely, four times I think. I assume by the same party.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

566 >>No homo, though.


Get him a Messenger Bag. Nobody will be able to tell.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (noaju)

567 Pence just looked at bit exasperated with the reporters. He wanted to talk to end the presser but had to glare at the reporters who were yelling questions at him before they finally stopped.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (nRNOc)

568 545 More Tara Reid: you know what they said about Pia Zadora? She f*^ked her way to the middle.

When she first started out, I thought she had a really cute, girl-next-door je n'ais ce qua thing going on.

Reality bites.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (KxVoZ)

569 Yes, Adlai.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (c4UJn)

570
One Republican jerkoff ran against FDR two or three times.

Or am I thinking of the Buffalo Bills?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (un7FC)

571 She looked flush and I thought I should take her temperature.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (XVuno)

572 "They're not gonna be hugging and kissing each other in the office when they go back, even if they may want to." - @realDonaldTrump

And Katie "Throuple" Hill who hit on the aides in her office thought Trump's comment was disgusting? LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)

573 RickZ, I really really doubt the DNC wants the Clinton sleaze machine back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)


It's not what the DNC wants, it's what the DNC needs. IYKWIMAITYD.

{Cue 'The Godfather' theme}

Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (Y8PSl)

574 Katie Hill's vag smells like two feet.

Two feet of shame and bad diet.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

575 Only way Ace got good at shelving is if Lego started making kits.

-

We should pitch in and buy ace one of the complicated Lego kits like the ferris wheel or Saturn V and he can livestream himself building it as a fundraiser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (41rs/)

576
He brags that he runs seven miles per day.

he cheats, he puts his fitbit on the roomba
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (KZzsI)








What's that commercial with the woman who attached her FitBit to her dog's tail?

Wagwagwagwag

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (EGyGV)

577 >uhhh.... doesn't that happen with every incumbent??
Posted by: ghbucky



you're right- poor phrasing
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

578 She even included pics...poor dear.



https://tinyurl.com/wbzblp8

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

No, but in yellow.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)

579 This Joe Biden character sounds like a monster.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (j3npP)

580 you're right- poor phrasing
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

aha, that makes much more sense.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (s9Eo8)

581
william jennings bryant was nominated for president, futilely, four times I think. I assume by the same party.

Posted by: ace


Yeah, was he a "straw candidate" for FDR so the Republican couldn't win?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (un7FC)

582 obviously I'm no presidential historian

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (iTXRQ)

583 If this gains traction, who'll come out and say the same about Bernie?

Posted by: Allie at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (vmRc0)

584 Hillary v Cuomo in Thunderdome for the DNC nomination.... who you got?

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (MRjKr)

585 530:

"It's always fun to watch these ants pass simple chemical signals back and forth on twitter until the entire hive knows its marching orders."

My favorite moment during this Chinese virus hysteria was when the propaganda whores started scrubbing "Spanish" from their "Spanish flu" tweets. The chemistry is indeed amazing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (puu6v)

586 Poor Joe Biden. I bet he doesn't even remember doing it.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (hOtJL)

587
And Katie "Throuple" Hill who hit on the aides in her office thought Trump's comment was disgusting? LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)

I think Katie Hill is the gross ass that was sitting on someone else's sofa, naked. She's dirty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (7bcfy)

588 william jennings bryant was nominated for president, futilely, four times I think. I assume by the same party.
Posted by: ace

----

Bryan.

William Jennings Bryan.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (aD/4F)

589 >>>Yeah, was he a "straw candidate" for FDR so the Republican couldn't win?

I thought he was way before that but I don't know.

yeah I think he was like turn of the century

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

590 Again. Someone on Twitter please ask Meggie Mac Keating McBudweiser her thoughts on "Uncle Joe."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

591
Hey, I enjoy five fathom muff dives....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (rCwaK)

592 Is this breaking today? If so, I'm not seeing it on local news sites.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (hku12)

593 I had the idea that William Jennings Bryan's first run was third-party ("Populist"), not D or R.

He ended up in the D party later. Served in Wilson's cabinet but skipped out when he got into the Great War.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)

594 Old Adlai Stevenson joke (when he was UN ambassador):

Stevenson (to aide) during a momentous Security Council session: "do I have time to go the bathroom?"

Aide: "I think so, sir"

Stevenson: "Do I want to go to the bathroom?"

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (El6T/)

595 No mention of the "second deadlier strain" rumor.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (mw1Wz)

596 The media is starting to look like they've gone through a few days of Joker Cosmetics scare.

They are all doing their own makeup now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

597 "592 Is this breaking today? If so, I'm not seeing it on local news sites."

It is embargoed until the Bat Signal flashes over the broadcast towers.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (puu6v)

598 Here comes the NY Gov to save the day for the Dems.

Posted by: Don at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (CT2ag)

599 I'm sorry, but I'm tired of Kellyanne Conway.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

600 I mean, Hill got Trumped last time out- are there Dems out there who think she should be the nom again, because 'this time we'll get it right, for sure!' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (iTXRQ)

601 27 years ago.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:07 PM (7juvc)


Why this seems out of the dem playbook. That's where I'm placing my bets.
That last press conference was the nail in the coffin. If the MFM takes the #metoo course, we'll know. Expect the pinch hitter to come in.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (8B6Ng)

602 I've decided to retreat from the world and become a dental floss farmer.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

603 I'm pretty sure that accusing Joe Biden of forcible, penetrative sexual assault is racist, you racists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

604 William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know.

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (88xKn)

605 The conservative case for finger banging

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ucNdt)

606 Vrooom vrooooom.

Posted by: Hildebeast's Broom at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (Vu9kF)

607 >>>596 The media is starting to look like they've gone through a few days of Joker Cosmetics scare.


SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING THAT! Or they said, it's obvious the fox makeup people aren't coming in. I thought of the Joker cosmetics scare.

I haven't seen them.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

608 I've decided to retreat from the world and become a dental floss farmer.
Posted by: Northernlurker

---

Headin' out to Montana, huh?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (aD/4F)

609 I have avoided looking but what did the market do today ?

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (POXG+)

610 604 William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know.
Posted by: dantesed

he wanted silver dimes

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (nFwvY)

611 Everybody cry!

@JenSeniorNY

I cannot believe what Trump is doing to my city. If my column could cry, it would.

NYT opinion piece. She's takin' some shit in the replies.

No link, bitch.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (cF8AT)

612 (Squats, spits)

Drag 100-ruble note through village, anything will turn up. Tara is how you say Russian collusion.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (qXNVo)

613 Is this breaking today? If so, I'm not seeing it on local news sites.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (hku12)


They're still in meetings. Gotta come out with exactly the same talking points in sync.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (8B6Ng)

614 Poor Joe Biden. I bet he doesn't even remember doing it.
Posted by: starboardhelm at March 25, 2020 07:11 PM (hOtJL)


My "burn in hell for it" first thought:

Show me a picture of her before I decide if this is a good or bad thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (hku12)

615 Kurt Schlichter shares this via Twitter:

https://youtu.be/PDeU42u2s2Y

Perfect for a Flaming Skull thread.

Posted by: Christopher Cross at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (NiXyF)

616 yeah I think he was like turn of the century

I think so, too, like Eugene Debs era, but that makes four runs in a row problematic.

You've got the guy who died for TR, then Taft, then the Dems get two Wilsons and the Repubs get Coolidge.

There's not enough room for four GOP losses in a row at least.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (c4UJn)

617 Well! That escalated quickly.
Posted by: kallisto

LOl !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (arJlL)

618 >>as someone who's been with a few women, I can assure you that it's easy enough to go in through the waist of their panty hose.

Does this work if "she" is fully inflated?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (2cuLk)

619 And I swear to God man there I was at this whorehouse and I had my choice of any of the dog faced pony soldiers. They all wanted to rub my leg and sit on my lap. I told them I was married and if they didn't like it that we could go outside. Fat. Then man, God as my witness I was in an orgy and I grew up to run Ford motors. - Joe Biden

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (IYHxL)

620 >>>604 William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know.

I believe it was about vampires.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

621 Ha facade felll down.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 07:14 PM (gq3Ph)

622 "604 William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know."

Currency was backed by gold so money was tight. Bryant wanted more cash available to the masses. Man, he died too soon.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)

623 You picked a bad time to leave me Lucille.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (hOMhY)

624 YO!!!

It's "BRYAN."

"WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN!!!"

...Hello...? ...Is this thing on?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (aD/4F)

625
SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING THAT! Or they said, it's
obvious the fox makeup people aren't coming in. I thought of the Joker
cosmetics scare.



I haven't seen them.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)


I've actually heard that everyone at Fox and other news organizations is having to do their own hair and makeup.


Some people have skilz.....and some don't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

626 what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)


Richard Nixon.

Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl)

627 This guy, "Mr. Beat" on Youtube has a series of quick, fun, funny and informative videos on every election in American History. As bias-free as you're gonna get from a history teacher who's probably lib. I actually learned quite a few things.

Quite the great time-waster while spending all this time inside. I ended up just starting with Washington and working through them all. The electoral college maps with each one are a cool touch.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5mouvh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (KxVoZ)

628
My favorite moment during this Chinese virus hysteria was when the propaganda whores started scrubbing "Spanish" from their "Spanish flu" tweets. The chemistry is indeed amazing

-

I've enjoyed watching people say, with a straight face, that calling it the Chinese virus because it came from China is offensive to Chinese Americans who came from China.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (41rs/)

629 All the bad Biden boys.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (7juvc)

630 When I look at Ace's Flaming Skull, I think "He must save a bundle on haircuts" !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)

631 You picked a bad time to leave me Lucille.
Posted by: Joe Biden

---

And then you messed my mind up.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (aD/4F)

632 Roosevelt beat Hoover, Alf Landon, Wendell Willkie and Thomas Dewey. Dewey ran again in 1948.


William Jennings Bryan run for president in 1896, 1900 and 1908.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (aPvIU)

633 jsg, indices up 1ish-2ish%

But don't be fooled - we're in an extinction-level event, the country and society are literally doomed.

Or so I hear.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)

634 Williamt Jenningst Bryant

Like that?

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (7juvc)

635 Joe Biden should be treated more fairly than he treated Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (ywv+z)

636 Here comes the NY Gov to save the day for the Dems.

Posted by: Don at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (CT2ag)


Bingo. They couldn't admit they chose a doddering old alzheimer's patient, and this is what they do best. Paint him as an evil beast, and "we're as shocked as the rest of you!"
Oh look, Andrew Cuomo! Can yooz helps us?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (8B6Ng)

637 I love Kellyanne pushing back against deBlasio and Martha Mccallum.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (11H2y)

638 623
You picked a bad time to leave me Lucille.

Posted by: Joe Biden


Four hundred children just crapped in the field

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

639 Hillary v Cuomo in Thunderdome for the DNC nomination.... who you got?
=============
GamGam has been pretty active on Twitter. I think Ben Rhodes has been horse-whispering to her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (7Fj9P)

640 On my second gin and quinine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

641 Ghost Rider thread.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (oVJmc)

642 Tired of running like the wind. I'm free again!

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (NiXyF)

643 You picked a FINE time to leave me, Lucille.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (7juvc)

644 580 you're right- poor phrasing
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)


Richard Nixon.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (OuZMr)

645 >>SOMEONE WAS JUST SAYING THAT! Or they said, it's obvious the fox makeup people aren't coming in. I thought of the Joker cosmetics scare.

It's most obvious on Fox where they normally look a notch down from Vegas showgirls.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

646 When I look at Ace's Flaming Skull, I think "He must save a bundle on haircuts" !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)


What is this "haircut" thing of which you speak?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (8B6Ng)

647 Again with the finger!

Posted by: Willamina Clark at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

648 cannot believe what Trump is doing to my city. If my column could cry, it would.

-

If only the right people were in charge!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (41rs/)

649 I'm sorry, but I'm tired of Kellyanne Conway.

Just my two cents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)


Some of y'all watch the teevee so I don't have to, and I never see her anywhere, so... what I've been wondering for some time is, why is she still married to that guy?

And if she's still with him, what does that say about her?

I wonder if it's possible he's at least being honest and true to himself, and maybe she's a complete phony, sitting in that position, in spite of not having any convictions of her own.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:17 PM (hku12)

650 Yeah, Kellyanne IS pushing back against Martha McCallum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

651 628:

"I've enjoyed watching people say, with a straight face, that calling it the Chinese virus because it came from China is offensive to Chinese Americans who came from China."

Good to know the native-born Chinese Americans aren't offended.

How long until #twoweeks shutdown is racist, though, because it isn't long enough to crash the economy?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (puu6v)

652
633 jsg, indices up 1ish-2ish%

But don't be fooled - we're in an extinction-level event, the country and society are literally doomed.

Or so I hear.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 07:16 PM (El6T/)

Thanks

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (POXG+)

653 Williamt Jenningst Bryant

Like that?
Posted by: m

---

God DAMN it! Stop that!

BRYAN!

BRYAN!

I'm BRYAN and so is my wife!


Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (aD/4F)

654 They had to come up with something to get him out of it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (98niI)

655 "Believe all women, except women who accuse a Democrat politician or a person beloved by Democrat politicians."

/you know, Hillary might be behind this.

Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

656 Kobe Bryan ?

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (ucNdt)

657 And if she's still with him, what does that say about her?

It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

658 you're right- poor phrasing
what I'm thinking is, if you lose the first time around, do you get a second chance? thinking Hillary here


Grover Cleveland was nominated in 1884, 1888, and 1892.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (4QACJ)

659 >Richard Nixon.
Posted by: RickZ


my man
lost in '60
won in '68, '72


Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)

660 If my column could cry,

Let me guess... wild night with Katie?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

661 damn you guys know your stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)

662 /you know, Hillary might be behind this.
Posted by: shibumi

---

She fingered the woman while wearing a Biden mask?

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (aD/4F)

663 I'm so sick of cooking every single night. And no date nights at our favorite restaurant.

So husband just went out to get curbside takeout.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

664 pretty disrespectful while Kobe Bryan's funeral is still going.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

665 Brian Cranston ran as a Green but it was just an issues campaign.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (c4UJn)

666 Oops! RickZ beat me to it @626!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (OuZMr)

667 Diving into the fish tank cleaner story, you know it's bullshit right? Have you read what the woman said?
That was an op.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (MRjKr)

668 Oh the tangles webs we weave. Cumo is a horrible candidate. The Bernie bros will be up in arms. They have to get rid of Biden or they have repudiated the whole times Up crap. Which faction will win? Tiny Mike might try to make a come back. Pop the popcorn, be liberal with the ValuRite and watch it burn.

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (nycWw)

669 off dog-faced lying pony soldier sock.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (hOMhY)

670 /you know, Hillary might be behind this.

I'd believe you if you told me that Hillary is responsible for Betelgeuse's impending explosion.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

671 Bryan's song ?

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (ucNdt)

672 I have avoided looking but what did the market do today ?

=============
+2.25%. Dead cat bounce? IDK.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7Fj9P)

673 653 Williamt Jenningst Bryant

Like that?
Posted by: m

---

God DAMN it! Stop that!

BRYAN!

BRYAN!

I'm BRYAN and so is my wife!

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:18 PM (aD/4F)

Ok, A-aron.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7juvc)

674 Hope none of you watch CNN.

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (zr5Kq)

675
So husband just went out to get curbside takeout.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 0

We are doing that tonight. I have a cold. I don't want to get anyone sick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (7bcfy)

676 Diving into the fish tank cleaner story, you know it's bullshit right? Have you read what the woman said?
That was an op.
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (MRjKr)


Great way to off your spouse and blame the president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

677

Cross of gold was about the gold standard. He wuz agin' it. Read the history there if interested. It's involved.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (rCwaK)

678 Everyone lies about sex.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (E2o2V)

679 663 I'm so sick of cooking every single night. And no date nights at our favorite restaurant.

==

sing it sister! Lunch and dinner every day
At least breakfast is usually scrounge it yourself

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (G546f)

680 I am sure this is covered above - this chick kept it covered up before because he was Obama's VP.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (ZfRYq)

681 Saving Private Ryant

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (r+sAi)

682 I had the idea that William Jennings Bryan's first run was third-party ("Populist"), not D or R.



He ended up in the D party later. Served in Wilson's cabinet but skipped out when he got into the Great War.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)

Eugene Debs has Bryan beat by a mile... he was the five time candidate for POTUS for the Socialist Party of America. The last of those times, he ran from federal prison (he was arrested and convicted under Wilson's Sedition Act).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (nAiE/)

683 Well, we ASKED Biden and he said he didn't do it, so case closed.

Posted by: The Media at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (8Xxh3)

684 I don't know how the Dems pick anyone other than Bernie if they do replace Slo Biden.

They may just take their lumps this year with Waldorf.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (POXG+)

685 Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got the blue bellies on the run!"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)

686 She fingered the woman while wearing a Biden mask?


Hillary and her people could be behind this "women against Biden" thing.

Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

687 I may have to look up clips from Fox on YouTube or stream it tomorrow to see the damage done from no makeup.

Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (MRjKr)

688 I think Kellyanne and Whosis may have a marriage of convenience; after all, Hillary stayed married to Bill Clinton despite all his screwing around. Maybe they are staying together for the kids and her husband is an inadequate personality who can't handle his wife's success and competence. I don't think she can be as consistently successful and on message without belief in what she's doing.

Posted by: vivi at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (11H2y)

689
William Jennings Bryant was the so-called 'cross of gold' candidate. What that that meant, I don't know.
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 07:13 PM (88xKn)


"Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests, and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: 'You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.'"

William Jennings Bryan, speech at the 1896 Democratic convention

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (7rVsF)

690 >>It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.

I think if you are in a marriage where your partner starts a new career of publicly humiliating you all day everyday, you are no longer required to take those vows seriously because obviously they aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

691 Bryant Season had a short Piccolo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (c4UJn)

692 They may just take their lumps this year with Waldorf.
Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (POXG+)

He won't make it to November.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (hOMhY)

693 Did dinosaurs roar or hiss?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

694 How long until Tara Reade is arrested? You DO NOT QUESTION people who belong to the political party with THE sole, exclusive right to rule the United States!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Exv3s)

695 I'd believe you if you told me that Hillary is responsible for Betelgeuse's impending explosion.

Some day we're going to get visiting aliens ... complaining that the Clintons stole all their uranium and tried to molest the great statue of GargNa'Thaa.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

696 Richard Nixon.

Posted by: RickZ





my man

lost in '60

won in '68, '72







Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (iTXRQ)


The only man to be on a presidential ticket 5 times

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (aPvIU)

697 #699 Oh my gosh, someone else tired of cooking !!! Thank you I thought I was the only one!!

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (nycWw)

698 "672 I have avoided looking but what did the market do today ?

=============
+2.25%. Dead cat bounce? IDK."

Sugar rush from stimulus, or supposed stimulus. It will be up and down until there is a date certain to lift the lockdown. Then we will get a daily body county 'cause Trump is an evil greed head.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (puu6v)

699 Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got the blue bellies on the run!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

---

Teddy wasn't charging up San Juan Hill.

He was just running up the staircase after digging another lock for the canal and burying another yellow fever victim.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (aD/4F)

700
Bryan recorded the Cross of Gold speech much later in 1921. Here's the audio:

http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5354/

It's considered one of the most memorable speeches in American history.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (rCwaK)

701 >>Eugene Debs has Bryan beat by a mile... he was the
five time candidate Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (nAiE/)

Lyndon LaRouche. Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (qXNVo)

702 AND COLORADO GOV issues the statewide stay-at-home order

https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6rdu

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)

703 He won't make it to November.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (hOMhY)

I meant Bernie. I agree Joe isn't gonna make it.

Posted by: jsg at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (POXG+)

704 Open the restaurants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (E2o2V)

705 I think if you are in a marriage where your partner starts a new career of publicly humiliating you all day everyday, you are no longer required to take those vows seriously because obviously they aren't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:2

I'd change the locks, you don't mess with jobs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (7bcfy)

706 Did dinosaurs roar or hiss?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)


They sang and clapped their hands, well before the young whippersnappers took over the music industry ...

Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ... at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (LPnfS)

707 This doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me is that something like this didn't come out years ago. The female SS agents being forced to watch him swimming nude were the first clue. Crying shame nobody picked up on it, huh?

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (XxJt1)

708 690 >>It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.

I think if you are in a marriage where your partner starts a new career of publicly humiliating you all day everyday, you are no longer required to take those vows seriously because obviously they aren't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Fair enough, but if you truly believe it's a sacred vow until death do you part, with only a very narrow set of exceptions, then you're kinda fucked.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

709 Sure, he is a lying, incompetent, corrupt, bully, rapist with no accomplishments but he's still not Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

710 This clears the way for Mario the Pious right?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (flINI)

711 Some day we're going to get visiting aliens ... complaining that the Clintons stole all their uranium and tried to molest the great statue of GargNa'Thaa.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

---

And the great leader of their Supreme Galactic Council probably didn't shoot himself in the back of the head with a phaser twice.

(Even though his tentacles CAN reach that way.)

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (aD/4F)

712 702 AND COLORADO GOV issues the statewide stay-at-home order

https://tinyurl.com/yx4d6rdu
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (iTXRQ)

There's something to be said for being all in this together. Maybe.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (7juvc)

713 Gus Hall was the candidate of the Communist Part USA four times.

Eventually they just folded into the Democrats

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (FTlwv)

714 58 Huma, get my back-brace. And anti-seizure meds. And vodka. ~Hillary! (probably)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 25, 2020 06:29 PM (v30M

My first thought was Hillary to the rescue. Warren was the choice, but the Dems/MSM didn't realize that they had picked someone less likable than Hillary and she ended up crashing and burning. In the meanwhile, Bernie emerged as a legitimate threat. Then Biden surged because the few thinking people left in the Democratic Party realized they can't nominate a full-fledged commie. Now, Biden can't even put two sentences together in a softball interview. What to do, what to do? Why won't his family have an intervention? The only thing left to do is to throw him under the bus and Hillary can swoop in to save the day. If this story gets any traction, that's what I'd look for. It is a sexual scandal involving a Democrat, so, unless the Dems are trying to give him the axe, expect nothing.

Posted by: windbag at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (y/vnJ)

715 >> COLORADO GOV issues the statewide stay-at-home order


They are all getting in line for the Government Cheese.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (noaju)

716 I got a letter today showing I'm an essential employee. Have to carry in my car. Guess I'm prepared when they say papers please

Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)

717 666 Oops! RickZ beat me to it @626!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:20 PM (OuZMr)


On the other hand, I got the magic number on my comment!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (OuZMr)

718 AP: Clinton Oppo Research Chief Claims Scalp, Cites "Perfect Timing."

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (qXNVo)

719 Don't get me wrong I enjoy cooking, but I would like a break.

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (nycWw)

720 Did dinosaurs roar or hiss?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

They sang and clapped their hands, well before the young whippersnappers took over the music industry ...
Posted by: Larconic Convinience Store Clerk ...

---

No, dinosaurs played long keyboard solos and did songs that took up the entire side of an LP.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (aD/4F)

721 And that is a first world problem, I know, I know.

#717 You win the prize!

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (nycWw)

722 659 >Richard Nixon.
Posted by: RickZ


my man
lost in '60
won in '68, '72


Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM

He didn't so much lose in '60 as he had it stolen from him.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (4QACJ)

723 679 663 I'm so sick of cooking every single night. And no date nights at our favorite restaurant.

==

sing it sister! Lunch and dinner every day
At least breakfast is usually scrounge it yourself
Posted by: vmom 2020


Restaurants that deliver, and food delivery businesses, like grubhub, are advertising hard around here.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (+lVUW)

724 THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL.

Yeah, Biden grabbed her by the pussy. When you are powerful, they let you do it.

But I don't mean that. I mean the CV bill sitting in Congress.

I did not get this until today's press conference.

Part of this is that a small business can borrow from the SBA 8 weeks of payroll, and so long as they keep people employed for the 8 weeks, the loan is forgiven.

We are picking up the tab for payroll for 2 months for basically every company under 500 people.

Yeah, the $1200 checks or whatever. But this is SO much bigger than $1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have my paycheck than a freebie $1200.

And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)

725 685
Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when
he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got
the blue bellies on the run!"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)

Fightin' Joe Wheeler

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (FJL6J)

726 Are there enough Dem delegates left unclaimed to even fake someone else into the nomination? Or do they just tear the primaries up and say, "Fuck it, this is who you get!"?

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (BAsqb)

727 I got a letter today showing I'm an essential employee. Have to carry in my car. Guess I'm prepared when they say papers please
Posted by: RJD

---

So did I.

I asked if it was signed by Cardinal Richelieu.

...Crickets.

Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (aD/4F)

728 Trump will club Cuomo like baby seal. What a shit-for-brains arrogant asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (NEu0P)

729 Cross of Gold excerpt:

You come to us and tell us that the great cities are in favor of the gold standard. I tell you that the great cities rest upon these broad and fertile prairies. Burn down your cities and leave our farms, and your cities will spring up again as if by magic. But destroy our farms and the grass will grow in the streets of every city in the country.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (rCwaK)

730 And if she's still with him, what does that say about her?
--------------------
It's possible she's one of those rare persons who takes their marriage vows seriously.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)


Sure, but marriage vows are supposed to be about the bond made in heaven. Which is NOT a commandment to stay with someone who is abusive. And given some of his very public statements, I think "abusive" is the most accurate word for what he does.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (hku12)

731 Back from Wal-Mart they had several 20 pound bags of rice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (E2o2V)

732 >Then Biden surged because the few thinking people left in the Democratic Party realized they can't nominate a full-fledged commie.


This time around...

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)

733 Sure, he is a lying, incompetent, corrupt, bully, rapist with no accomplishments but he's still not Trump.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)


Go For It !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Winning Campaign Slogan Critic ... at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (LPnfS)

734 I got a letter today showing I'm an essential employee. Have to carry in my car. Guess I'm prepared when they say papers please
Posted by: RJD

---

This is the part I am really uncomfortable with. Ohio is supposed to also be on lockdown but no one here has mentioned any documents needed.

I mean, there are very few cars out and about but everyone is out for walks and the kids are all over the place riding bikes. I have never seen so many folks outside enjoying themselves.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Y4EXg)

735 732 >Then Biden surged
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)

Ewwww.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (7juvc)

736 I got a letter today showing I'm an essential employee. Have to carry in my car. Guess I'm prepared when they say papers please
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)

Typed the draft for my staff today.

Just waiting on ole' Guvner Roy Cooper.

He's wavering because he has a stout opponent in NOV but as more of the big metros cave, it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (hOMhY)

737 Soundcloud, huh? YouTube, FB, and Twitter not allowing it?

Surprised they didn't have to torrent the file.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (ZQEWK)

738 No small coincidence this came out after Biden's multiple melt downs yesterday. A fucking disaster. Literally, Biden needed to hold it together for 10 minutes under extremely friendly circumstances, and he couldn't.

Both Gavin Newsom and Cuomo are making plays. Hillary will too. And Bernie. And Warren. Biden will pull out of the race - get corona virus and say he can't continue running. Then he will be forced to anoint his successor.

It will be an epic disaster.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (8Xxh3)

739 I'm unclear: Did he grab her by the p**** or not?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (0V/8D)

740 He didn't so much lose in '60 as he had it stolen from him.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 25, 2020 07:26 PM (4QACJ)


That's crazy talk.
zombie Richard J Daley and LBJ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (aPvIU)

741 Another excerpt:

The gentleman from Wisconsin has said he fears a Robespierre. My friend, in this land of the free you need fear no tyrant who will spring up from among the people. What we need is an Andrew Jackson to stand as Jackson stood, against the encroachments of aggregated wealth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (rCwaK)

742 Correct me if my math is wrong but, isn't $2T equal to $6K per man, woman, and child in the US?

Madness!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

743 OT, but Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator) is RIP.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (l9m7l)

744 Did dinosaurs roar or hiss?

-
They doo wopped.

Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows
I fell in love and my love still grows
Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say
Keep away from a Runaround Sue

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

745 >>Sure, but marriage vows are supposed to be about the bond made in heaven. Which is NOT a commandment to stay with someone who is abusive. And given some of his very public statements, I think "abusive" is the most accurate word for what he does.

I'm embarrassed for her with some of the shit he says. What a dirtbag.

But then I'm one of those bad people who doesn't think staying together for the children in an abusive relationship is a good thing at all. In fact, it's the opposite of good.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

746 695 I'd believe you if you told me that Hillary is responsible for Betelgeuse's impending explosion.

Some day we're going to get visiting aliens ... complaining that the Clintons stole all their uranium and tried to molest the great statue of GargNa'Thaa.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

The bastards are hornier than Thargs! We're still cleaning the statue!

Posted by: The Reptilians at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (1FhAQ)

747 697 #699 Oh my gosh, someone else tired of cooking !!! Thank you I thought I was the only one!!

--

*raises arm high in the air*

I don't know how long you guys are referencing, ie just this shut-in crap, but overall, I'm so tired of cooking in general. Nearly 27 years of marriage and I'd be just fine retiring from cooking dinner ever again if I had my druthers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (JoUsr)

748 #735 - Made me spew my water. Too early to drink here.

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (nycWw)

749 Is the unemployment extension still in there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (E2o2V)

750 Yeah, Biden grabbed her by the pussy. When you are powerful, they let you do it.



But I don't mean that. I mean the CV bill sitting in Congress.



I did not get this until today's press conference.



Part of this is that a small business can borrow from the SBA 8
weeks of payroll, and so long as they keep people employed for the 8
weeks, the loan is forgiven.



We are picking up the tab for payroll for 2 months for basically every company under 500 people.



Yeah, the $1200 checks or whatever. But this is SO much bigger than
$1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have
my paycheck than a freebie $1200.



And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.





Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)

How are they going to get people to work for those companies when the bill also includes an additional $600 per week in stay at home money on top of what ever state unemployment benefits they might get?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 07:30 PM (nAiE/)

751 Correct me if my math is wrong but, isn't $2T equal to $6K per man, woman, and child in the US?

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Well, there's a small administrative fee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)

752 *sniff sniff*

I smell blood in the water. Blood.

*sniff*

HUMA, FRESH DEPENDS!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Dark Horse Candidate at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (XVuno)

753 I mean, there are very few cars out and about but everyone is out for walks and the kids are all over the place riding bikes. I have never seen so many folks outside enjoying themselves.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Y4EXg)

In effect, just herding the sick to the grocery stores.

Posted by: golfman at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (hOMhY)

754 >> Correct me if my math is wrong but, isn't $2T equal to $6K per man, woman, and child in the US?

Now, look at the national debt per individual. It's 10x that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (rCwaK)

755 685
Who was the politician who was also an old Confederate officer that when
he charged with Teddy up San Juan Hill he was heard to exclaim, "We got
the blue bellies on the run!"......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Fightin' Joe Wheeler
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (FJL6J)

That's him! Thanks Mikey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Z+IKu)

756 Penglog fflamio!

Posted by: Y Guy hwnnw sydd bob amser yn dweud "Penglog fflamio" yn Gymraeg at March 25, 2020 07:31 PM (DMUuz)

757 #747 - Yep, I am 25.5 years and counting. love to cook, happy to do so, but man it is a challenge some times.

Posted by: satrose at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (nycWw)

758 This so obviously a ploy by the Democrats to grease the skids for OLD Joe and replace him with another candidate who will lose just as badly to Trump. It won't be Bernie, count on it. Nor Fredo's older brother because of the deeply-felt hatred for New York in the rest of the country except California.

Posted by: Banjo at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (tSiV9)

759 742 Correct me if my math is wrong but, isn't $2T equal to $6K per man, woman, and child in the US?

Madness!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

Now add in the $4 Trillion in 'liquidity' from the Fed.

And we're suddenly looking at $6 Trillion, or about 18K for everyone.

But I've lost a HELL of a lot more than that in market share in the last month.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

760 706 Did dinosaurs roar or hiss?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 07:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

They sang and clapped their hands,


Asshole.

Posted by: T-Rex at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Vy7tf)

761 >>> I don't know how long you guys are referencing, ie just this shut-in crap, but overall, I'm so tired of cooking in general. Nearly 27 years of marriage and I'd be just fine retiring from cooking dinner ever again if I had my druthers.

I love it. For me it's cathartic. The ritual of chopping, cooking, the amazing chemistry of cooking coming together, and then the joy of eating your work. Cooking takes me to my happy place.

Dishes, on the other hand...

Posted by: LizLem at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (hvf9s)

762 Nearly 27 years of marriage and I'd be just fine retiring from cooking dinner ever again if I had my druthers.
Posted by: Lady in Black

---

After we decided to marry, the lovely Mrs TP confided in me that she also was just plain tired of cooking every day. We agreed that I would cook, she would do the laundry and clean.

Deal! Spit on hands and shook on it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

763 nood biden

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (7juvc)

764 Yeah, the $1200 checks or whatever. But this is SO much bigger than
$1200 checks. This will keep people working. I would much rather have
my paycheck than a freebie $1200.
And commie Sanders is trying to stop this. Fuck him. Fuck all the Dems stopping this.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 07:27 PM (ZfRYq)

LOL. I'm an oilfield contractor-- paid by the hour. We don't work, we don't get paid.

I am prepared to guarantee my employer will file bigly and pass as little as they can get away with to us. "Well, it covers salaries, and you're not *on* salary, soooo..."

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (BAsqb)

765 They sang and clapped their hands,


Asshole.
Posted by: T-Rex at March 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Vy7tf)



Okay, some just snapped their fingers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (XVuno)

766
"Russian agent."

Unexplained, as usual, is why the Russians would work against election of a mentally defective crook. That's the sort of useless slob they want in the top job over here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (cnBDP)

767 Nod. Oh I know its nice in here but

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (dQF3z)

768 Don't shoot the messenger. I used to believe that bullshit too. At extraordinary personal cost. But it is a strongly held belief by some, and it could be factor. Then again it might not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

769 Rats. nood

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (dQF3z)

770
1 trillion = 1 million million. Divide that by a population of 330 million.

That's 1 million / 330 = 3030.

So each trillion is about 3000 per population. Better to divide that per household or per taxpayer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (rCwaK)

771 The only thing left to do is to throw him under the bus and Hillary can
swoop in to save the day. If this story gets any traction, that's what
I'd look for. It is a sexual scandal involving a Democrat, so, unless
the Dems are trying to give him the axe, expect nothing.


Yep. The other day, someone on one of my crazy sites theorized that Slow Joe would get the Chinese flu and never get out of the hospital. The FAB would have to save the day as 'the only moderate who could replace him. '

Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

772 Hairyback Guy.. Was it General Joe Wheeler?

Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (XhWtx)

773 Sure, but marriage vows are supposed to be about the bond made in heaven. Which is NOT a commandment to stay with someone who is abusive. And given some of his very public statements, I think "abusive" is the most accurate word for what he does.
-------------------------
I'm embarrassed for her with some of the shit he says. What a dirtbag.

But then I'm one of those bad people who doesn't think staying together for the children in an abusive relationship is a good thing at all. In fact, it's the opposite of good.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)


Yep. Abuse in a relationship is always very damaging to children having to witness it.

To whatever extent the abuser is allowed to continue to parent a child, it has to be abuse-free. No abuse of the co-parent, no abuse of the children. If that can't be accomplished, the parent has to have their parental rights taken away. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 07:34 PM (hku12)

774 Strange that Joe Biden was the VP for 8 years, and the accusations were not made then.

8 dang years. Nothing.


Yeah, the Democrat powers that be are calling the Biden replacement play as we speak.

They are cancer.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (sy5kK)

775

nood biden again -good grief

Posted by: Charlie Brown at March 25, 2020 07:35 PM (LilNs)

776 >>>Someone on Twitter please ask Meggie Mac Keating McBudweiser her thoughts on "Uncle Joe."<<<

Whoa! Take care, now! She's the chunky Republican equivalent of Katy Perry.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (EzqsV)

777 nood biden
Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 07:33 PM (7juvc)


Jeebus Brights! Again?!?

Posted by: filbert at March 25, 2020 07:36 PM (NiXyF)

778 I knew he was a stinker--but stinkfinger? I gave that up about age 17. And that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (NvbIF)

779 Doesn't pass the smell test (no pun intended) to me. Strikes me as the first of whatever number of blows it takes to get Creepy Joe out of the nominee role

Posted by: bernie rubleman at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (vHpNn)

780 Of course we can. Who do you think gave this person permission to talk/her script? I don't like Biden, but what's happening now is just sick.

Posted by: He at March 25, 2020 07:37 PM (65i3Q)

781 I got a letter today showing I'm an essential employee. Have to carry in my car. Guess I'm prepared when they say papers please
Posted by: RJD at March 25, 2020 07:25 PM (ucNdt)


I only got an e-mail.

Guess I show them my blackberry.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 25, 2020 07:41 PM (1g7ch)

782 691 Bryant Season had a short Piccolo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 25, 2020 07:22
------------------
That movie was first time I saw my dad cry. Think I was eleven when it aired. Very memorable for me.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 25, 2020 07:48 PM (Dhht7)

783 88 The seriousness of the allegation is the only thing that counts in determining guilt or innocence.

After the Party Filter is applied:
R = guilty
D = innocent, you h8ter!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 07:49 PM (Fg/NF)

784 Presidents who lost the general election more than once

Post Civil War (I)
Grover Cleveland ran three times in a row, winning 1st and 3rd time
William Jennings Bryan ran two in a row, skipped 1904 and ran again in 1908
Dewey lost to FDR, then to Truman
Stevenson lost to Eisenhower twice

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (r6GXX)

785 I meant presidental candidates, not presidents.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 25, 2020 07:52 PM (r6GXX)

786 They are getting rid of Joe. They want to badly and this is the way to get him to agree to it.

I never thought he'd make the convention. They Dems are looking to do two things:

1) Get rid of Bernie. (Did that.)

Now,

2) Get rid of Slow Joe.

Posted by: Tommy V at March 25, 2020 07:56 PM (GCivW)

787 Weird Al, Grandpa was a porno star, utube

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 25, 2020 08:02 PM (qg04w)

788 Guys this is Bad. Very Bad.
This was supposed to come out in late July after Slow Joe gets the nomination. Not now. SloChiCom Joe was the perfect candidate..........to run against, obviously corrupt, a traitor, dim witted, a liar and obviously Senile. Such a shame that this had to come out.

I think this is the DNC's handiwork. They are pivoting to Andrew Cuomo now.

Posted by: Unsk at March 25, 2020 08:08 PM (Nz64U)

789 I remember something about Joe getting stuck in some Chinese handcuffs once.

Posted by: pawn at March 25, 2020 08:13 PM (PveK5)

790 By the standards of the left, they are required to automatically believe every detail of her story. They have to assume him guilty. No evidence is needed.

Posted by: Cymbaline at March 25, 2020 08:26 PM (n9joN)

791 "So:

Can we expect coverage about these multiple credible charges of sexual assault?"

The answer is no if they think Biden can defeat President Trump in November.

The answer is yes if they don't think Biden can defeat President Trump in November.

Posted by: Evan3457 at March 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8X8pP)

792 I think we're definitely seeing the genesis of Candidate Swap 2020, but I don't think it will be Cuomo. If they're doing this, it's been in the works for a while, and that means Cuomo wouldn't have been out there providing video for GOP advertising of him saying that Trump is doing a good job. If anything, he'd have been attacking him harder, because that is what the average TDS/Dem voter wants to see.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 25, 2020 08:34 PM (zgq3t)

793 This smells like a Democrat operation.

They want to replace Joe with someone else. Badly.

Posted by: Bill C at March 25, 2020 08:50 PM (vyvnE)

794 Yes, they want to put in Cuomo.

Posted by: AnnaS at March 25, 2020 08:56 PM (l4l/z)

795 .

DNC has decided that Joe isn't getting his dementia fast enough.

Posted by: Mongo at March 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PYikF)

796 Sounds like a two-fer to me.

Dem elites pull this out of their "break in emergency" files and get rid of Joe and save face for their primary farce. And they can do it riding a victory lap, whipping their otherwise dead horse (i.e. the "Me Too Movement").

Posted by: Matthew Slater at March 25, 2020 09:41 PM (kk8TL)

797 Thank God. I needed this. A flaming skull. Thank you Ace I'll sleep well tonight.

Posted by: TK at March 25, 2020 09:54 PM (qj983)

798 374 In the interview, she specifically said she wasn't wearing them because it was hot that day.

I know. That's why I specified "year-round." 1993 was the year of the pants rebellion. PANTS! Nevermind going bare-legged. I can show you staffer/intern dress code advice written in the last couple of years that indicates there are some offices that still require hose in summer.

Posted by: Abby Normal at March 25, 2020 10:10 PM (zLLOw)

799 Pelosi/crooked Hillary have released the flying monkeys.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 25, 2020 11:29 PM (RNoZj)

800 Woopie,"but was it finger, finger"?

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 25, 2020 11:34 PM (RNoZj)

801 MUCH more credible than Dr. Ford!

Posted by: elprez at March 26, 2020 12:24 AM (X66kk)

802 Dirty nasty Joe

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 26, 2020 02:19 AM (FJrl0)

803 Accidental penetration after tripping and falling on her. Oppsies.

Posted by: mossomo at March 26, 2020 09:03 AM (JuLLh)

804 The media will cover them if, and only if, Bernie raises them himself.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 26, 2020 11:05 AM (hrHLc)

805 Brave, bold. Old Joe is like Khan.Such men dare take what they want.

Posted by: Vince at March 26, 2020 12:51 PM (W5aQ7)

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