The Morning Rant

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Teen-aged attention whore and religious scold St. Greta Thunberg claims she "likely" has the coronavirus WuFlu. She wasn't tested for it, nor was she hospitalized or even examined by a doctor. She just diagnosed herself, self-quarantined, and then took the opportunity to piously lecture the rest of us sinners about the need to stay at home.

And speaking of attention whores, TDS deranged "comedienne" Kathy Griffin is complaining that she's in a coronavirus "isolation ward" with 'unbearably painful symptoms' but they're refusing to test her for the coronavirus. Because Trump. She's obviously lying her ass off and her claims have been thoroughly demolished already.

So perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing that allows the unscrupulous to claim victim status. It's a particularly easy one to claim, because you don't to do anything or look a certain way, you just claim that you have it and hey presto, you're an instant victim. The only question is where it should be placed in the Grievance Hierarchy. I'm thinking above "womyn" but below "gay." But views may differ on this.

Note: Greta is apparently all better now. What a relief. We can now look forward to many more years of her sanctimonious sermons.





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Lest We Forget:

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Our Garbage Media:



Katie Hill Hardest Hit:

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(yeah, I know it's fake news from a parody news site, but that's not going to stop me from spreading it around like fertilizer)




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No Shortage Here:

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Because the President Should Not Be Allowed To Talk To the American People:



Approved By Morons:

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Wednesday's celebs: I guess you could classify Anna Myrha as a 'B' actress. I had no idea she even existed until I stumbled upon photos of her while looking for photos of someone else. She doesn't have an extensive CV, just a few movies and appearances in some TV series. I thought she was drop-dead gorgeous, so I was surprised by the somewhat mixed reaction she got. Eh, de gustibus non est disputandum, as they say. Anyway, I needed a male to pair her with, so I found that she was in a film called Rapid Eye Movement with François Arnaud, whom some of you recognized from his work in The Borgias series.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Skillet Cookies:

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Skillet cookie recipe here.

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Comments

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1
Faust?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)

2 Who Dat?

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:12 AM (88+cf)

3 Oh, geez, Greta is safe!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (bDqIh)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (zZbCU)

5 De Block lol - of course.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (/ZYFC)

6 Nope, no idea on the mystery guests. Unless the guy is Link Wray? Or Duane Eddy?

She looks sorta familiar, but no idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 27, 2020 11:13 AM (rpbg1)

7 Nope. No idea Who Dis.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (Vddbf)

8 Carl Perkins and some chick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)

9 Happy Friday! I would like to order one skillet cookie plz.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (JRaU+)

10 #I'm a plague ship too!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (e284m)

11 Deci!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (G546f)

12 she looks nice. ill guess not joan Collins.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (8D42x)

13 Greta's healed already? So case closed guys - just yell HOW DARE YOU until you feel better. Back to work.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (/ZYFC)

14 Jimmy Dean and some broad.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (88+cf)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

16 More like Maggie De Blocker
Did Hoss have children ?

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (2cfUo)

17 Who Dis chick has a bunny boiling look.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

18 She could see the virus. Just like carbon.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Eicbe)

19 DAMMIT!! I figured there was no way I could be first and made the stupid mistake of actually reading.

WHEN. WILL. I LEARN!?!!?!?!?

Posted by: Pete Polarek at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (NTadV)

20 Joan Collins & Tom Collins?

Or Joan Collins with a Tom Collins! Hic.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Vddbf)

21 8 Carl Perkins and some chick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)


Partial credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (T4ibP)

22 is it lunch time yet ?

Posted by: McCool at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (lWCRE)

23 15
FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Geeze man, you're a little close to the target aren't you?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)

24 Cock De Block

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (2cfUo)

25 Jabba the Hutt > Maggie de Hutt

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (ch6++)

26 Can we forget about "trillion" and just call it a "Pelosi"?

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (i8YPm)

27 Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)

28 11 Deci!
Posted by: vmom 2020

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Nope! Eleventy!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Y4EXg)

29 Belgium is the group sex capitol of Europe? It's surprising there aren't more sprouts running are und.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (DMUuz)

30 June Carter and Anthony Perkins.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Geena Davis and Conway Twitty.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (/ZYFC)

32 Wanda Jackson & Carl Perkins!!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (8/7u2)

33 27
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
But they deliver the news - and they're not telling anyone they're censoring the President now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (e284m)

34 I'm betting that the guy is a musician.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)

35 Geeze man, you're a little close to the target aren't you?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)


Ya dribble and ya shoot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Commie Corona
The Wuhan China treat

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)

37 Dale Evans and Roy Rogers.

Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (l3+k2)

38 That guy looks vaguely familiar. The Long-Faced girl, no idea.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (90T4r)

39 Belgium has let itself go. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (WEjkM)

40 Happy Season 2 dropped today!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (NWiLs)

41 Nancy Reagan

Posted by: Jmel at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (OeWgo)

42 35
Geeze man, you're a little close to the target aren't you?



Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (e284m)



Ya dribble and ya shoot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (Zz0t1)
And here I thought you were 'anti' aiming!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (e284m)

43 Maggie de Block is A MAN, BABY!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (XVuno)

44 not quite a contender

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (vI+F1)

45 Maggie de Block is built like part of the Siegfried Line...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (wRJSW)

46 You want a RANT?

OK Greenies! You Gaia loving Hippies! The ones who say Mother Earth sent this Plague to punish us for not taking care of her!

Alright, you win. Nature is trying to kill us.

But guess what Buttercup! When something tries to kill lots of people in my country? I F'n Declare WAR ON IT!

Ergo, this is my declaration of War against Mother Earth. I say we drill the shit out of her! Build Dams! Build Canals so we can get water to places she stupidly left dry.

Open up all the damn government owned land for settlement, so we can actually DO something with it!

And this Global Warming shit? Its bullshit. We need to get the earth a couple degrees warmer anyway before Mom Earth tries to kill us in an ICE AGE!

F it! WAR!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (NgKpN)

47 32 Wanda Jackson Carl Perkins!!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (8/7u2)


Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Step up to the window after the thread is over to collect your winnings.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (T4ibP)

48 Fireside chats were different because....well they were just different!

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (KtxUt)

49 However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time.

Funny how they can't actually produce examples.

And there should be no such thing as public radio or television.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Boy/L)

50 Essential orgies are ok though.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (88+cf)

51 Willowed

Re: Massie

Let's turn our brains back on. The dems are the ones that held this thing up by trying to put all kinds of crap into it. Ignoring the constitution to ram this thing though would be an _extremely_ dangerous precedent.
Massie is right, and I'd appreciate it if you'd ease up off his back about it.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (LHNU4)

52 Carl Perkins and some chick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)

Partial credit.



I got Carl Perkins. Well, I got hey that's that country guy his name will come to me.

Do I get partial partial credit?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (gd9RK)

53 I know the guitar man is Carl Perkins.

Don't know the lady.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

54 Wanda Who???

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (90T4r)

55 I guarantee the fat chick was a 10+ at age 19. I've seen this happen over and over again. Its Moo Moo revenge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (WEjkM)

56 Les Paul and Mary Ford

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)

57 Willie Nelson and Loretta Lynn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (g8Yc+)

58 Maggie de Block has been planning for food supply disruptions for years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (XVuno)

59 34 I'm betting that the guy is a musician.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (XVuno)


The girl, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (T4ibP)

60 [i27
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?

Always remember that you pay for the Public Radio that won't be covering Trump's pressers.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (T6t7i)

61 "The real virus threatening America."

Those poor people. Just look at their faces! How the ravages of disease have contorted and twisted them! Devastating. It's like looking at an old pic from Freaks - fascinating, but you just feel embarrassed these deformed people are being paraded as they are.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (Sr48m)

62 That's not Wanda Sykes.
You can't fool me!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (e284m)

63 Non essential sexual activities for 3 or more banned.

I laughed.

Are people going to be tips to their local police-"A lot of heavy breathing and "Oh, Oh. Oh my god" going on in the apartment next to me where the swingers live.Send the SWAT team over now!!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (WI7YS)

64 Vddbf)

21 8 Carl Perkins and some chick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)

Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM


If he's getting partial credit for some chick, I'm going with some guy and some chick for full credit.

#Winning!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (DMUuz)

65 so don't we normally drop a virgin into a volcano to get rid of plagues like this?

could we drop that climate trollop in the closest volcano to see if it works?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (8D42x)

66 And here I thought you were 'anti' aiming!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:18 AM (e284m)


I didn't say I could hit a wall when I wasn't trying.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Massie is right, and I'd appreciate it if you'd ease up off his back about it.

Get bent. And no.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)

68 Is that Wanda's Senior photo?? Maybe a relative?? Seriously, never heard of her. I assume an actress??

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)

69 I got Carl Perkins. Well, I got hey that's that country guy his name will come to me.
Do I get partial partial credit?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 27, 2020 11:19 AM (gd9RK)


You get a hearty handshake. No laurel.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (T4ibP)

70 55
I guarantee the fat chick was a 10+ at age 19. I've seen this happen over and over again. Its Moo Moo revenge.

Posted by: Puddin Head


Perhaps she needs a cup of coffee and a plaid skirt pulled up past her knees.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (T6t7i)

71
Fireside chats were different because....well they were just different!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


You have to listen to them on a big wooden radio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

72 33 27
Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and
privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a
complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during
a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
But they deliver the news - and they're not telling anyone they're censoring the President now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:17 AM (e284m)

Media is about covering a story, with a pillow, till it goes quietly into the that long dark sleep.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (JFO2v)

73 To combat caronavirus the People's Socialist Paradise of Washington state has closed the fishing season.

Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV)

74
Who dat?

Bangers and Mash, Engkush folk song duo from the 50s.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

75 Jeebus---I look at that fat Belgian Health Minister Maggie de Block and think--I'd never put the blocks to her. She's put me off my feed for sexual fun and frolic for at least a couple of weeks. Miss Piggie looks like Marilyn Monroe compared to Maggie.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (NvbIF)

76 25 Jabba the Hutt > Maggie de Hutt
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM

No, I'm pretty sure Maggie is larger.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (zniH6)

77 Oh yeah, that's Wicked Wanda. I remember her.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (e284m)

78 I think the lady is Oklahoma's own Wanda Jackson

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (2cfUo)

79 Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (KtxUt)

80 68 Is that Wanda's Senior photo?? Maybe a relative?? Seriously, never heard of her. I assume an actress??

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)


Nope. Photo #2 is a clue as to her line of work.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T4ibP)

81 HER LOVE RUBBED OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnNfSJhOZJs

Posted by: CARL PERKINS at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (Bfj2M)

82 That Belgian health minister needs to do some social distancing from the dinner table.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

83 Get bent. And no.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (Boy/L)


Would you care to back your statement up? Stop yeielding to the MFM.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (LHNU4)

84 65
so don't we normally drop a virgin into a volcano to get rid of plagues like this?


We could drop the Dutch woman, but we'd need a heavy airlift helicopter and an environmental impact statement.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T6t7i)

85 The real virus image is spot the fuck on, even with it missing a few people.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)

86 If he's getting partial credit for some chick, I'm going with some guy and some chick for full credit.

#Winning!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (DMUuz)

Get your own gig, Tiger Boy.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)

87 73 To combat caronavirus the People's Socialist Paradise of Washington state has closed the fishing season.
Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV)

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It's a wise precaution. Did you know that in The Godfather II fishing had a 50% mortality rate?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (XVuno)

88 I'm thinking above "womyn" but below "gay."

Butt, where do trans "people" fall on the list?

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (vd8XM)

89 80 68 Is that Wanda's Senior photo?? Maybe a relative?? Seriously, never heard of her. I assume an actress??

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (90T4r)

Nope. Photo #2 is a clue as to her line of work.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (T4ibP)

Heh. Thanks..

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (90T4r)

90 ...so perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing...

********

Remember when all the celebrities were adopting exotic foreign orphans? Same thing, really, just phlegmier.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (m45I2)

91 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)

92 Mrs. Defenestratus - who is a triple board certified physician (including family practice) just got an email from the HR department of the healthcare system she works for - which just so happens to be the largest in the state and so far, the only hospital system treating Chinese batsoup flu patients.

They guaranteed her pay through May 2nd. After that, nothing's off the table they say.

Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked down.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (9V81o)

93 so don't we normally drop a virgin into a volcano to get rid of plagues like this?

could we drop that climate trollop in the closest volcano to see if it works?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 27, 2020 11:20 AM (8D42x)

It won't

Posted by: her dad at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (z79tQ)

94 Grace Allen (say goodnight, gracie?)

Posted by: getting the banned back together dingbat at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (hADxE)

95
Amy Camus
Troy McClure
Chocolate Chip Pie

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (Sr48m)

96 71
Fireside chats were different because....well they were just different!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

You have to listen to them on a big wooden radio.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (aKsyK)


Lolol.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (90T4r)

97 If I'm reading the info correctly the name of Political Party the Flemish leader belongs to is "Open Flemish Liberals". Yes, very open. Just not at the moment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (WI7YS)

98 90
...so perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing...



********
Yeah, it became "ME TOO!" about the time Tom Hanks and Wifey told us they had it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (e284m)

99 Walk-Ons in Lafayette used to do those cookie skillet things. They were awesome.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (BAsqb)

100 25 Jabba the Hutt > Maggie de Hutt
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM

If the greater-than sign is like an alligator head, per my elementary school teacher, the above statement may be true as it flees Maggie in mortal terror.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (zniH6)

101 Live House debate on the ChiCommon Cold stimulus bill, if anyone cares.

Sheila Jackson Lee is speaking at the moment. Shoot me now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM (tLWGd)

102 Let's do a reality check.

Over three million unemployment claims last week. We'll get a big number again next week.

Trump is right that some of the sums we're getting worked up about are statistical noise.

Now tell me that Mnuchin didn't back Pelosi into a corner to remove the REALLY egregious stuff they wanted to force on us.

Pass the damn bill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

103 Regarding the chocolate chip skillet cookie -- that was the specialty of an old Boulder Pearl Street mall restaurant, Old Chicago. It was I/2 restaurant and 1/2 video game arcade (late 70's early '80s). Would love some Old Chicago big cookie right now. Sigh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

104 Jackass Lee just got cut off.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (tLWGd)

105 ********
Yeah, it became "ME TOO!" about the time Tom Hanks and Wifey told us they had it.

I see Boris Johnson has it ... I bet a lot of people do that never know they did...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (5bxa0)

106 Carl Perkins was an early passenger on the toupee train.

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (9dnxb)

107 HER LOVE RUBBED OFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVbxItpXS6o

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (Bfj2M)

108 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)



"Abdominal infection" = Nasty cooch

Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (xPYsj)

109 The Phlegmish People.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (90T4r)

110 I'm outside with the dog and it's crazy quiet. All I can here is the dog a few birds and a plane.
Am I the only one left?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)

111 101 Live House debate on the ChiCommon Cold stimulus bill, if anyone cares.

Sheila Jackson Lee is speaking at the moment. Shoot me now.


No thanks.. I'm already on blood pressure meds

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (5bxa0)

112 Seriously, I get rolled by the MFM?

Get bent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Boy/L)

113 No journalist thought of asking Greta if she was abiding by her own "stay at home"advice?
Dennis Prager mentioned on his program yesterday that Sweden was the only major European country that has not mandated a lockdown.
C'mon Greta, can we get a "HOW DARE YOU!" directed at Sweden?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (ch6++)

114 88 I'm thinking above "womyn" but below "gay."
Butt, where do trans "people" fall on the list?

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (vd8XM)


Right now, I think they're pretty much at the top.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (T4ibP)

115 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)


Trump mutated the virus and gave it to her because he wants her to suffer, silly.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

116 >>Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked down.


Wow. Hope this pandemic is tamed long before May 2nd and your wife's job is safe!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

117

The apple pie is in the oven!

If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (8fB/R)

118 "Abdominal infection" = Nasty cooch
Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (xPYsj)

I assume that when you marry a closeted gay photographer he can have less than desirable things on his dick.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)

119 Belgium's health minister is diabeetus waiting to happen if it hasn't already.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (KxVoZ)

120 However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time.

We think our viewers are so stupid and infantile* they may think Trump is telling them to consume fish tank cleaner, so we have to filter everything for them.

*Of course, some of them actually are.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Congregation and Contagion
at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (Sr48m)

121 Started raining here. My tubal- mind immediately turned on " You and me and rain on the roof" in my head. Sometimes I think I'm just a bit mad.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (90T4r)

122 110 I'm outside with the dog and it's crazy quiet. All I can here is the dog a few birds and a plane.

Am I the only one left?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)


You're the Will Smith character from I Am Legend.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (T4ibP)

123
I assume that when you marry a closeted gay photographer he can have less than desirable things on his dick.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)


Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)

124
I see Boris Johnson has it ... I bet a lot of people do that never know they did...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2020 11:24 AM (5bxa0)
Bunch of us old farts in Texas think it might have made the rounds here back in October/November. All us had 'something' that just wouldn't quit that nobody's doctor gave a name too. Couple came down with pneumonia but fortunately didn't require hospitalization because they went to the doc before it got really ugly.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (e284m)

125 Belgian Health Minister DeBlock:

"The secret COVID-19 word for the day is "phlegmish".

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (m45I2)

126 >>Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.



That was a lot of drama for a UTI, lady!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

127 Would love some Old Chicago big cookie right now. Sigh.
Posted by: Lizzy

Old Chicago!!
Place was a hoot to go to. Seemed to be a ghost town about a year after they opened though.
The woodworking shop my dad worked for never got paid for a bunch of stuff they put into that place.

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (vd8XM)

128 We are witnessing collective hysteria based on irrational fear

Posted by: End the shutdown at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (6mvRv)

129 Bunch of us old farts in Texas think it might have made the rounds here back in October/November. All us had 'something' that just wouldn't quit that nobody's doctor gave a name too. Couple came down with pneumonia but fortunately didn't require hospitalization because they went to the doc before it got really ugly.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:27 AM (e284m)


I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that wouldn't go away.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)

130 119 Belgium's health minister is diabeetus waiting to happen if it hasn't already.

As we say around here, her ass is two axe handles wide

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (2cfUo)

131 Our pastor is quoting David French and Patton Oswalt in this week's e-newsletter.

I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.

He's not wrong.

BP elevation: High

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

132 atNikkiHaley

$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)

133 Belgium's Health Minister puts ban on definable necks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (KxVoZ)

134 However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time. (2)


We can't fact check them, but we know they're lies.

Posted by: Alan Swann at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (oVJmc)

135

Friday Chuckles


Quilted Northern Rustic Weave -- Artisanal Toilet Paper
https://tinyurl.com/zmaqo5k

Authentic, bespoke, raw... l-crafted toilet paper...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (8fB/R)

136 They're redoing a 60s hit for the current times.

I Think It's So Groovy Now That People Are Finally Staying Apart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

137 We are witnessing collective hysteria based on irrational fear

What we need are a few rungs on the ladder between "ain't nothing" and "global thermonuclear war."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)

138 76 25 Jabba the Hutt > Maggie de Hutt
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM

No, I'm pretty sure Maggie is larger.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (zniH6)
--------------------------
Oh, you misunderstand, I meant to infer who I prefer.

For size wise:

Jabba the Hutt <<<< Maggie de Hutt



Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (ch6++)

139 atNikkiHaley

$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)


For the children.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

140 131 Our pastor is quoting David French

That would make St. Davidian's year if he knew.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (KxVoZ)

141 131 Our pastor is quoting David French and Patton Oswalt in this week's e-newsletter.

I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.

He's not wrong.

BP elevation: High
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

For sure, he is coloring outside the lines with that.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (90T4r)

142 @KUOW
However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked in real time. (2)


This is the new coordinated theme. The reality, of course, is that - as Andrea Mitchell put it - the press conferences are "working for the president." The coordinated theme, though, is that the president is lying and we can't "fact-check" in real time and so it is irresponsible to broadcast it live, instead providing summaries and digests to viewers/listeners.

But I do have a serious question on this. What are the lies? What has been demonstrated as evidence of chronic lying. And I don't mean being *wrong* - that happens, especially with a fast-moving situation in a gigantic country. I am talking about actual, provable lies. What are they or were they? How frequently do they happen? What is their severity?

Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (e/H31)

143 he can have less than desirable things on his dick.

How many 'rons have settled for less thsn desireable chicks after a few beers? Well, 29 years ago anyway.

Posted by: getting the banned back together in shame at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (hADxE)

144 Well, two soldiers on base here have the 'rona. So we have a total of nine in the county with one hospitalized.


But it's hair on fire time!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

145 110 I'm outside with the dog and it's crazy quiet. All I can here is the dog a few birds and a plane.
Am I the only one left?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Uu+Jp)

Dah, none of us are real.

All Russian Bots!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (NgKpN)

146 atNikkiHaley

$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)

Fuck DC. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (BAsqb)

147 Sometimes I think I'm just a bit mad.
Posted by: tubal



*******

Relax.

All of us here are going insane alone together.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)

148 If you want to know why the Kennedy Center inexplicably got funding, look no further than the board.


It constitutes a who's who of the well to do and connected.

Specifically, Mrs. Patrick Lehey and one Valerie Jarret.


The more you know, the more you will understand.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (3k74F)

149 How in the world can that object be a Health Minister?

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (wPON6)

150 Seriously, I get rolled by the MFM?

Get bent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:25 AM (Boy/L)


You still haven't explained your position. Ad hominems don't cut it around here.

Ignoring the constitution to make up for the dems dragging their feet is idiotic. The MFM are all over this to try to place the blame on the republicans.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LHNU4)

151 We will check you for kung flu the same way you fact check Obama.

Your welcome kathy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KcKqW)

152 I Think It's So Groovy Now That People Are Finally Staying Apart

Oh, wave your hand at the hand of the man who stilled the waters...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KxVoZ)

153 I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into
pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that
wouldn't go away.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Same here. I've had enough colds, and flu, that I recognize them and how they generally work out. This was different.
I had had something like it the previous year after a trip up to Palo Duro canyon. Never had anything like it, don't want it again. Knocked me on my ass for 3 weeks.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (e284m)

154 Manatee of Health
De Block

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (2cfUo)

155 Bitch speaking now is arguing for sweet, sweet stimulus checks for illegal aliens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (tLWGd)

156

LaWanda Page and Jimmy Page

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (C1X4+)

157 As we say around here, her ass is two axe handles wide
Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (2cfUo)


I always wonder why they left that yard of bricks at the start/finish line at Indy.

Then I went to Indy. It's a measuring stick for women's asses there. We started calling them YOB's.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)

158 How in the world can that object be a Health Minister?

Well, Belgium...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (Boy/L)

159 I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that wouldn't go away.
Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
-----------
Brix was talking about now being the first cycle, then another this fall and a third next year. Wondering if that first one wasn't last fall, or how you could retro figuring that out.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)

160 I Touch Myself (But not my Face) - The Devinyls

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (KxVoZ)

161 My wife and I went to the store early today.

Things are looking up. Bananas, peanut butter, butter where on the shelves.

No TP, eggs, or hand sanitizer.

Wife will be making chocolate chip cookie bars a little later. Come into the driveway and I'll throw one out to you.

Posted by: Bruce at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (vd8XM)

162 The apple pie is in the oven!

If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM

"Life's too short to eat bad pie!"

...from a local commercial that makes me laugh every time hear it. I blame oilfield humor.

Posted by: One of the quiet ones at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (4wSyT)

163 Les and Mary Paul?

Posted by: Jwhal at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (PVtMu)

164 Posted by: getting the banned back together in shame at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (hADxE)

And sometimes the chicks settled for less than desirable guys too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (WI7YS)

165 Our pastor is quoting David French and Patton Oswalt in this week's e-newsletter.

I bitched about it to my husband just now, and he told me I need to have a conversation with the guy.

He's not wrong.

That tells you a lot about who he reads and whose opinions he values. He's said more than just words.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (z79tQ)

166 My cough and congestion are beginning to go away, but it's high pollen season here.

Going to be near 90 today, and humidity is up a bit. I keep hearing that the warmer heat and humidity DON'T affect the virus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

167 Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)

168 But I do have a serious question on this. What are
the lies? What has been demonstrated as evidence of chronic lying. And I
don't mean being *wrong* - that happens, especially with a fast-moving
situation in a gigantic country. I am talking about actual, provable
lies. What are they or were they? How frequently do they happen? What is
their severity?



Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Shut up.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

169 Belgium's Health Minister has more chins than Wuhan city.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (m45I2)

170 Reach out...but not within six feet...and I'll be there. You can always count on me!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (KxVoZ)

171 The only thing I know about Patton Oswalt is that he's a Lefty fuck who gets sympathy because his wife died.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (BAsqb)

172 WHO orchestrates this charade of globalists like (puppet) Greta or the other players on the stage? The head of WHO was a revolutionary Marxist, and a member of a group now deemed terrorist. He has taken the China propaganda line of attack ...


this video is Amazing Polly in Canada ... at the cued part in the link she summarizes a few things about WHO's Tedros Adhanom ... or skip ahead a couple minutes to 7:25 to hear Dr. Fauci deflecting a question about why such love for the Marxist WHO director. It is embarassing, and he just shuffles off stage ... "I don't even know what your question is?"


Oh yes he does .. Fauci is deep in that "circle of fraud" with PEPFAR circulating billions that get lost in an un-auditable circle of deception, like the Ukraine scams, perhaps like most of the globalist laundering operations. (HSBC caught laundering $2B for drug cartels, paid a fine, no jail for anyone)


youtu.be/9uWriZEC8BQ?t=346

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (Cus5s)

173
Jeez, what part of "parody news site" do you morons not understand for the Belgian Health Minister story?

Nevertheless, that poor woman, whoever she is / was, had a serious weight issue.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (pNxlR)

174 The department is making us fill out a Wuhan Virus questionnaire before the start of every day. Because everyone knows to head to work if you get it. Or something.

Also, a supervisor in one of our districts told his officers to look for arrests and make car and ped stops during the scare. The result? Three of his cops got the Wuhan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (VWp7G)

175 The media, by not covering PDT, is actually trying to avoid PDT telling everyone just how irresponsible the media is through this hysteria they manufactured.

May all of them crash, burn and have massive layoffs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (WEBkv)

176 129 Bunch of us old farts in Texas think it might have made the rounds here back in October/November. All us had 'something' that just wouldn't quit that nobody's doctor gave a name too.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

I'm not that old and I had that. Didn't turn into pneumonia, but I was nasty sick for a couple days and had a cough that wouldn't go away.
Posted by: Sponge

---

Granddaughter #2 had a wicked temp and pneumonia Nov/Dec that would not go away even after treatment at Children's Hospital. The Drs there never did come up with a definitive dx.

It finally did on it's own but now, we are wondering. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (Y4EXg)

177 Well I for one am convinced! All Massie has to do is shout "Constitution!" loud enough and long enough, and the MSM, and low info voters will come around to the proper way of thinking. The checker at WalMart will realize she doesn't really need the money, 'cause there's national debt, and the furloughed factory worker will probably be happy to be evicted for our universally-held principles. By golly, when you're right, you're right, and I'll immediately check my privilege of disagreement.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (87EdW)

178 What we need are a few rungs on the ladder between "ain't nothing" and "global thermonuclear war."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Boy/L)


That used to be a sign of adulthood, realizing that not everything is the best, or the worst.
Our problem now is we devalue adulthood, and most of our country is stuck in permanent adolescence, or to quote their leader, "HOW DARE YOU!!!"

Posted by: Ted K. at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (xPYsj)

179 "saint" Greta of the How Dare You won't die of China Flu.

Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)

180 Belgium's Health Minister
De Hindenburg

Posted by: RJD at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (2cfUo)

181 Wanda Jackson is known as the the Queen of Rockabilly!!!

Enjoy some of her songs:

Hard Headed Woman https://tinyurl.com/9avjp9e

Funnel of Love https://tinyurl.com/ouctmrs

Brown Eyed Handsome Man (My personal favorite!)
https://tinyurl.com/wnwbzqg

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (8/7u2)

182 Belgium's Health Minister was born in Great Neck, NJ.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (KxVoZ)

183 P elevation: High
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (ptqGC)


I don't know who Patton Oswalt is, but is your pastor quoting them about political things or about
things of the faith?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)

184 >> I keep hearing that the warmer heat and humidity DON'T affect the virus.


Yeah - It's the only Virus on Earth not Affected by things like heat.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Bfj2M)

185 Wondering if that first one wasn't last fall, or how you could retro figuring that out.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM (/ZYFC)

I just saw something 2 days ago that was sciency, so the technical stuff blew right past, but they're going to have a test to see if you HAD it. Sending out the precursors (or whatever they call them) to labs so they can get busy making tests.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (z79tQ)

186 We have a lot of conservatives in our church, and many are members of the island Republican club.

I can't wait to hear what they have to say. I just don't believe our pastor is very politically savvy. At least, that's what I'm hoping. He never brings up politics in the pulpit.


I'm just so damned weary.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

187 Belgium's health minister is diabeetus waiting to happen if it hasn't already.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (KxVoZ)


Looks like her face is about to fold in on itself

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)

188 Our pastor is quoting David French and Patton Oswalt in this week's e-newsletter.

If he's using them as an example of what not to be, then good.

If he's using them in a positive light, he should be excommunicated.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

189 And sometimes the chicks settled for less than desirable guys too.

(ahem)

Posted by: getting the banned back together, who, me? at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (hADxE)

190 I don't see how the beer flu wasn't present in the USA in November if it was in China in October.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (KtxUt)

191 Funnel of Love?

Is that one of those "2 Girls one cup" things?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (KxVoZ)

192 >>Old Chicago!!
Place was a hoot to go to. Seemed to be a ghost town about a year after they opened though.
The woodworking shop my dad worked for never got paid for a bunch of stuff they put into that place.

- - -
Sorry your dad was never paid for his work, Bruce - yikes!

They've opened up a few additional restaurants in Boulder and Denver, but apparently the original was shut down a few years ago because the owner got a divorce and was forced to sell the (valuable Pearl St. mall) property as part of the settlement.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

193 Ad hominems don't cut it around here.

I don't think I'll be lectured about the norms of a place I've been coming to since 2004.

See 102.

Constitutional purity is an ideal in 2020, not reality.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Boy/L)

194 When DeBlock sits around The Hague, she sits AROUND The Hague!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (m45I2)

195 @realDonaldTrump 17 minutes ago

As usual with "this" General Motors, things just never seem to work out. They said they were going to give us 40,000 much needed Ventilators, "very quickly". Now they are saying it will only be 6000, in late April, and they want top dollar. Always a mess with Mary B. Invoke "P".

General Motors MUST immediately open their stupidly abandoned Lordstown plant in Ohio, or some other plant, and START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!! @GeneralMotors @Ford

Invoke "P" means Defense Production Act!

We have just purchased many Ventilators from some wonderful companies. Names and numbers will be announced later today!


S'mbody is pissssssed....

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

196 > How in the world can that object be a Health Minister?

Forget it, Jake. It's Government Town.

It's the same mindset that puts Iran in charge of the UN Human Rights committee, or insists on describing Michelle Obama as "toned".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (tLWGd)

197 73 To combat caronavirus the People's Socialist Paradise of Washington state has closed the fishing season.
----------------
Fish have cooties, too? Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (WEjkM)

198 Brix was talking about now being the first cycle,
then another this fall and a third next year. Wondering if that first
one wasn't last fall, or how you could retro figuring that out.


Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:31 AM

---

I strongly suspect that is exactly what she was saying, this thing has been around a whole lot longer than we initially thought and it appears to be seasonal.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (JUOKG)

199 Well, two soldiers on base here have the 'rona. So we have a total of nine in the county with one hospitalized.


But it's hair on fire time!

-
If you haven't panicked, you don't understand the situation!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

200 Trump now wants me to vote against Massie for this. I'm sorta agreeing with him. I've emailed his office but haven't gotten a response. I'm going to call shortly.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (s9Eo8)

201 167
Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual
assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe
is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll
bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.


I truly believe this. Biden is a shambling, slurring catastrophe and they know it.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

202 Quilted Northern Rustic Weave -- Artisanal Toilet Paper
https://tinyurl.com/zmaqo5k

Authentic, bespoke, raw... l-crafted toilet paper...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (8fB/R)

Quilted Northern originally made its name by being toilet paper that didn't have splinters in it - true story.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (iuFgi)

203 I assume that when you marry a closeted gay photographer he can have less than desirable things on his dick.
Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM (BAsqb)


Just took a look at that mincemeat for the first time and now my gaydar has to be recalibrated.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (y7DUB)

204 I'm attempting to give a friend some perspective after she wailed about staying home 'because the morgues in NYC were overflowing and the bodies were stacked up in refrigerated trucks'. Firstly I told her all of the media is our enemy. Then I told her that with a population of 7 million, a person died in NYC every 9 minutes from accident or natural causes before the flu.

Yep, the media. There needs to be an accounting.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)

205 I don't know who Patton Oswalt is, but is your pastor quoting them about political things or about
things of the faith?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)
------------
"Comedian" Oswalt has been particularly nasty re:Trump.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (/ZYFC)

206 @KUOW

However, we will not be airing the briefings live due to a pattern
of false or misleading information provided that cannot be fact checked
in real time. (2)

That would be any time anyone speaks, especially Joe Biden.

Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (l3+k2)

207 Wanda Jackson is a rockabilly singer, she'sstill alive and a few years ago Jack White ( of White Strioes and Raconteurs ) produced an album for her.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (CqE5x)

208 Our pastor is quoting David French and Patton Oswalt in this week's e-newsletter.


I'd seriously question this guy as to where he gets his information.

Posted by: Alan Swann at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (oVJmc)

209 I was sitting in church behind a woman with 3 square yards of backside complete with buttcrack. I honestly nearly lost it when the opening hymn was "There's a wideness in God's mercy "

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)

210 Our State Corona outbreak Chief Information Officer quoted the WHO stat of a 3-4% Mortality Rate, Yesterday.


A Stat that is KNOWN to be 100% Bullshit.

And they are legislating based on it.

This is beyond gaslighting.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (Bfj2M)

211 $75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)

For the children.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

The surviving children.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

212 Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (87EdW)

Will you be singing the same tune when the dems use this as precedent to shove a ton of crap down our throats when the tables are turned?

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (LHNU4)

213 Looks like her face is about to fold in on itself


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Their aren't a lot of faces with an event horizon.

Posted by: pep at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)

214 before Mom Earth tries to kill us in an ICE AGE!


Bomb the glaciers and deport Antifa there.

Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (FhXTo)

215 I used to think Wanda Jackson was black.
Because of the name.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)

216 Looks like her face is about to fold in on itself

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (9Om/r)

Just 3 cheeseburgers away!

Posted by: Ha at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (fNWtj)

217

Belgian Health Minister Maggie de Creosote. Better get a bucket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (C1X4+)

218 GM is a terribly managed corporation, with a union that paralyzes them. I am not surprised at all that they cannot just produce something they promised to.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (JRaU+)

219 > I'll bet they want Cuomo.

Yeah, it's gonna be Cuomo. Whether Biden names him as the VP and then steps down, or whether they change the rules at the convention, it's not gonna be Biden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (tLWGd)

220 Fluck Generous Motors. They're dead to me since the bailout.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:37 AM (e284m)

221 >>>We have just purchased many Ventilators from some wonderful companies. Names and numbers will be announced later today!



My BIL works for a compact disc company in Jersey. They stopped making discs and are now making face shields for health care workers. They're selling them at cost, and sometimes at a little loss. True heroes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (VWp7G)

222 Just took a look at that mincemeat for the first time and now my gaydar has to be recalibrated.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (y7DUB)

He's 20 years younger than her and she's a massive f*g hag. I'm throwing the pink flag, hardcore.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (BAsqb)

223 # 32 nailed it, I think.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (XHdLb)

224 What damnedyankee said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)

225 Funnel of Love = kathy griffin's cooch.
Or is that cheese grater?

Posted by: getting the banned back together trying to grate soft cheese at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (hADxE)

226 The only reason I would go to church is to pick up chicks.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

227 And skillet cookies are amazing. I wish they'd had them back when I could actually finish them

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)

228 Don't lean on me, when you're not strong
Stay 6 feet away, I'll still help you carry on

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (KxVoZ)

229 GM is holding up ventilators over their 30,000 breath warranty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (oVJmc)

230 Who dis guy is Lurch with a guitar.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (COzlW)

231 The Onion at GM probably decided now would be a good time to bargain speedy production rates for more sugar in their collective coffee.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (e284m)

232 73 To combat caronavirus the People's Socialist Paradise of Washington state has closed the fishing season.
Posted by: Not a Socialist at March 27, 2020 11:21 AM (+w+YV


Fish flu. It HAS been weaponized. Remember the fish-cannon and the round that hit that reporter in the noggin?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (Vy7tf)

233 Apparently the MSM has moved on to attacking the fine Dr. Birx because she had the audacity to scold them, gently, for hyping up the panic.

Now that she's been unpersoned they have noticed that the (formerly admired) Dr. Birx is a *gasp* Evangelical Christian. ZOMG, burn the witch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

234 If pretending to be a corona-victim gets these assholes to quarantine from public for a few weeks, let's make it the new viral thing.

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (ABjxW)

235 184 >> I keep hearing that the warmer heat and humidity DON'T affect the virus.


Yeah - It's the only Virus on Earth not Affected by things like heat.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (Bfj2M)

garrett is correct, in the sarc. Please listen to him.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (90T4r)

236 (ahem)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, who, me? at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (hADxE)

I wasn't speaking on you-just generally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (WI7YS)

237 Funnel of Love = kathy griffin's cooch.
Or is that cheese grater?



It's a clown car.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (oVJmc)

238 Yep, the media. There needs to be an accounting.



Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)


Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)

239
Shopped for some groceries yesterday when I went out to pick up the wife's routine meds.

Eggs and milk were on hand, unlike the previous day, and I purchased some. The grocery store was somewhat lower than normal in customers. I saw three kids on bikes riding through the parking lot. The liquor store is restricting the number of customers inside to five persons maximum.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

240 162 The apple pie is in the oven!

If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM
----------------------
I had a slice of apple pie with vanilla ice cream last night. It was delicious. The ice cream likely saved my life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (WEjkM)

241 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (uZuKb)

242 Non-essential sexual activities of 3 or more persons???

I'm gonna head over to pornhub to investigate essential activities.. I'll betcha it involves at least one step-mom!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (CjFDo)

243 After meeting a nice girl.....i got to wait 2 weeks before i get to 1st base.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (KcKqW)

244 Apparently the MSM has moved on to attacking the fine Dr. Birx because she had the audacity to scold them, gently, for hyping up the panic.


Interesting they target the woman, isn't it? Like Matt Lauer did?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)

245 I'm really taking one for the team here by watching this.

So far, no one except Jackass Lee and the "checks for illegal aliens" woman appear to be in opposition.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (tLWGd)

246 Wow, Pelosi and Schumer delay the bill for over a week to get graft into it, and they APPLAUD themselves for it.

One Congressman says you know? It would be UnConstitutional to pass it without a Quorum in the House (and he is RIGHT),

And they want to Lynch him?

Wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

247 Serious question: Is unbearable pain even a symptom of the Chinese Lung Rot?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)

248 Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)

Just wait until Fauci starts saying things are going well.

From "Our Hero" to "Trumpist Zero" in no time flat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (d6Ksn)

249 Oh Maggie I wish I'd never seen your face.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (COzlW)

250 @gabrielsherman
Trump is literally turning all 3 cable news networks into State TV. Live daily campaign rallies for the president to strengthen his hold on power. Unprecedented departure from American norms.


Mr. Sherman is from NBC - a network that, based on recent history, are bought and paid for shills for the Chinese.

Never mind that. I'd like to point two things out to Mr. Sherman and everyone else bitching that the President is doing fairly well with his daily briefings.
1) One of the reasons he's doing well - especially in comparison to you - is that you keep rising to it and being childish, mean-spirited assholes. It's a bad look. Quit doing it.
2) You - the Press, I mean - *demanded* daily briefings. Trump had asked Pence to handle this, and Pence was handling it. Daily briefings, full disclosure, lots of updates, progress reports, status, etc. You demanded that *he* do it himself. You asserted that his "buck-passing" to Pence was unacceptable and he needed to be out in front of the people. He complied. You got what you wanted. Quit bitching about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (e/H31)

251 132 atNikkiHaley

$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)

I have a running list of what I've found so far....

$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..

...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.


Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

252 209 I was sitting in church behind a woman with 3 square yards of backside complete with buttcrack. I honestly nearly lost it when the opening hymn was "There's a wideness in God's mercy "
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)


Lol!!

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

253
Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
We'll need a government bill to buy some with cross trees on em. Ours are all faux 1920 types with no crossbars. Makes it hard to secure the rope.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (e284m)

254 Ignoring the constitution to make up for the
dems dragging their feet is idiotic. The MFM are all over this to try to
place the blame on the republicans.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (LHNU4)

And why is the MSM trying to place the blame on the Republicans now? Because to them many days of delay by Pelosi and Schumer, aided by Senate Democrats, is equal to even just one House Republican threatening to require a roll call vote.

Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (nRNOc)

255 Who Dis - Brian Eno and Robert Fripp.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (E+OcO)

256 I don't think I'll be lectured about the norms of a place I've been coming to since 2004.

See 102.

Constitutional purity is an ideal in 2020, not reality.


* sighs *
Newbies...

I guess you're right.
Excuse me while I go tear up my copy of the Constitution.
Thank you for pointing out that this crisis of timing created by the dems and touted be the MFM is more important than our principals.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (LHNU4)

257 Oh, wave your hand at the hand of the man who stilled the waters...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:30 AM (KxVoZ)


Air Kisses Sweeter Than Wine

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (T4ibP)

258 I know a couple of people who think they had PL-AIDS last week (their symptoms matched the most common ones), but they didn't bother to get tested. Their case was mild and only lasted a few days, plus they wanted to avoid all the associated folderol. If it comes to me I 'll do likewise. I'm a guy, so I'd have to be near death before I'd even consider seeing a doctor.

Posted by: Equirhodont at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (+2GwM)

259 Define crap ton db. If the dems take power and seek to spend a bunch of money on their priorities, ala Pelosi's gambit on Sunday, I'll request my rep fight against it- that's not the same as fighting against a Republican bill in the midst of an unprecedented crisis (doesn't matter if it really is, the American people believe it is). Or, to remake my first point- pick your battles- which is, of course, the antithesis of your (dumb) question.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (87EdW)

260 A girlfriend who spends part of the year in CT and just recently returned here, asked me a couple of weeks ago, "Is our pastor a liberal?" I replied, "I'm not sure, because he keeps any political thoughts to himself, but I think he probably is."

She and her husband are very conservative, but one of her sons and his wife are public school teachers in CT and very liberal (and it kills her), and the other is a producer at NBC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

261 "I am talking about actual, provable lies. What are they or were they? How frequently do they happen? What is their severity? Anyone? Bueller? Posted by Mannix

right, before the censor the president, they must demonstrate exactly what the lies are.

Scratch that ... even if there were constant lies (you can keep your doctor, costs will be reduced $2500/yr) ... they still should not censor the POTUS. They can provide coverage after, to show him a liar ... but he was elected POTUS. ("muh private corporation privilege") They have a free choice, but not one based in journalistic integrity.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Cus5s)

262 Guy speaking now confirmed that the stimulus checks will be tax-free.

Good. Spending the public's tax money to give them checks, and then taxing them again would just be outrageous. But we've seen worse.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (tLWGd)

263 Would Maggie May and a midget count as 2.5 and thus be under the sex limit

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (396Q3)

264 Serious question: Is unbearable pain even a symptom of the Chinese Lung Rot?

No. But unbearable stupidity is a symptom of Kathy Griffin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Boy/L)

265 226 The only reason I would go to church is to pick up chicks.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

You cruise the grocery store with a cart full of food. Linger around the cold-case and check out the perkies.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Vy7tf)

266 So perhaps a coronavirus infection is becoming a new thing that allows the unscrupulous to claim victim status.
________



"Isn't it time to send all those who claim to be coronavirus victims a permanent $1000/month government payment?" -- Andrew Wang 2020!

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (WqPYg)

267 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection
_____________

That's what they're calling the clap now?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (k4dH2)

268 OK, I have never seen a pic of Wanda Jackson before. Always thought she was black.

Anyway, here she is singing "Fujiyama Mama:"

https://tinyurl.com/pkpzkgt

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (2JVJo)

269 Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.

I truly believe this. Biden is a shambling, slurring catastrophe and they know it.
Posted by: pep


Fredo isn't any better.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (Vddbf)

270 Step up to the window after the thread is over to collect your winnings.

And don't forget to tip Moose on the way out!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (YqED9)

271 I don't know about Cuomo. If they get behind Kerry they'd at least have a horse race.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (WEjkM)

272 @JohnKerry

John Kerry Retweeted Donald J. Trump

Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

273 $50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)


My BP Level: Dangerously High.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (T4ibP)

274 >> have a running list of what I've found so far....

$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..

. . .So far. These things are a nightmare to read.


Thanks, Tami.

That pork makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

275 News reports out of Iran, state that over 300 are dead from Methanol poisoning.

They were ingesting it as a way to ward-off the Corona virus.

I'd say they were 100% successful in the effort. They'll never come down with that virus now!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (QzJWU)

276 Anna Myrha has a truly interesting Instagram. She visits Greece a lot, a place I've never been (and would enjoy!)


https://tinyurl.com/ttr9nub

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (NVYyb)

277 I took one for the team for a nano second and tuned in to The View.

Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.

Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

278 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection

-
Did it spread from her brain?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

279 13 Mill for Howard university? Moe Howard University.


Seriously though, they must be going to give us all free education now, right?
Gonna use that to pay down their student's loan debts, right?

Or will this be used for a 'separate but equal' facility to be used exclusively by "minorities" .

Lord help me through these crazy times.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (e284m)

280 >>OK, I have never seen a pic of Wanda Jackson before


What!?

She was adorable. One of Elvis' castoffs, iirc

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (Bfj2M)

281 Will you be singing the same tune when the dems use
this as precedent to shove a ton of crap down our throats when the
tables are turned?

Posted by: db


uno: Trump 2020 or Death
II - They'll do that shit anyways

Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (FhXTo)

282 262
Guy speaking now confirmed that the stimulus checks will be tax-free.



Good. Spending the public's tax money to give them checks, and then
taxing them again would just be outrageous. But we've seen worse.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (tLWGd)

_________


I'm old enough to remember Bill Clinton unconstitionally retroactively taxing the dead.

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

283 I don't know who Patton Oswalt is, but is your pastor quoting them about political things or about
things of the faith?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:34 AM (WI7YS)


Patton Oswalt is a dumbass actor, "famous" for being the shlub loser on "King of Queens." His late wife wrote a book about the Golden State Killer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)

284 265 226 The only reason I would go to church is to pick up chicks.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

You cruise the grocery store with a cart full of food. Linger around the cold-case and check out the perkies.
--------------------
You need the thump the melons to see if they are ripe. Put your ear on them before thumping.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (WEjkM)

285 > Fredo isn't any better.

I thought Andrew was Sonny and Chris was Fredo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (tLWGd)

286 247 Serious question: Is unbearable pain even a symptom of the Chinese Lung Rot?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)

TuCa interviewed a woman who got it and was recovering. She said it felt like a vise was around her chest and it hurt to breathe. But she didn't go to the hospital and didn't need a vent. She was middle-aged not old.

I think the pain probably varies widely - some who have it feel nothing, others feel sick and uncomfortable but it's not excruciating and the elderly and those with other conditions (like asthma) feel much more pain - cause they can't breathe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn)

287 >>> $75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities
Posted by: Braenyard

I sent that same list to my R senator a couple of days ago. All it got me was an text message from American for Priorities asking me to encourage my reps to pass the bill.

Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (+s5Ks)

288 Maggie McCain and that Belgium Health expert, you never see them at the same party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

289 have a running list of what I've found so far....


The Left would not exist without government funding. This is just a huge recharge to their political machine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (oVJmc)

290 27 Serious question: aren't the news media given a lot of leeway and privilege because they supposedly provide a public benefit? Wouldn't a complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide briefing during a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 27, 2020 11:16 AM (Nu6Gg)
_______

Why, no, of course not. Preventing Trump from reaching people IS the public benefit. Remember what Mika said, telling people what to think is THEIR job.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (ZbwAu)

291 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (arJlL)

292 That pork makes me want to puke.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)
+++++++++
Me, too. Very stupid and very ugly. But if it is *just* pork, I can unhappily live with it. If things like destroying elections are still in there, then that's a different story.

Pork is dangerous and awful on its own, but it is probably absorbable. I don't like it, especially the massive cash injections into organizations that hate me and want to destroy our culture, but "pork free massive bailout" was never going to happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (e/H31)

293 The surviving children.
Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)


But not the British children.

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

294 $50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..
...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)



They're all bullshit but seriously $350 million for that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (C1X4+)

295 I saw a tweet from James Woods a couple of days ago to cut Kathy some slack because her mother just died. Did she have to kill her own mother to stop being dragged for a few days?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (8B6Ng)

296 Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked down.
Posted by: Defenestratus

*******

This is an interesting point. Hospitals don't make their money off Emergency Department. They make their money off of procedures (imaging, elective surgeries with short stays, endoscopies), which are being canceled and/or postponed. I'll bet some of these big systems are hemorrhaging money.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

297 Yeah, let's tank the economy (this is happening) even more to show the media, the Democrats, and the leftwing backbone blue collars of the US (that's a sarcasm by the way).

Sacred principles honor and so forth.

Very Bulwarkian, db.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Boy/L)

298 246 Wow, Pelosi and Schumer delay the bill for over a week to get graft into it, and they APPLAUD themselves for it.

One Congressman says you know? It would be UnConstitutional to pass it without a Quorum in the House (and he is RIGHT),

And they want to Lynch him?

Wow.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

One thing in Massey's favor. With the way the news cycle goes, it'll be forgotten in a week.

Case in point: Burr, Sen. Richard

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (iuFgi)

299 Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

________


The term "bat-shit crazy" takes on a whole new meaning in the wake of the Wuhan virus.

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (WqPYg)

300 Kathy Griffin's infection, probably diverticulitis. 40% of the population has the possibility of getting it. A much higher percentage then the WuFlu. She most likely got the diverticulitis from being full of shit. Actually she's full of shit every day.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (C4hN7)

301 These $1200 checks and their associated legislation are going to cost each and every american (over 1 8,000 dollars.

Tax Free my ass.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)

302 >>Serious question: Is unbearable pain even a symptom of the Chinese Lung Rot?


Thirst, unbearable, unquenchable thirst while everyone is home not paying attention to them.

That is the symptoms most of these celebrity and other attention wh#re self-diagnosed cases of Wuhan flu have.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

303 Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


We'll need a government bill to buy some with cross trees on em. Ours are all faux 1920 types with no crossbars. Makes it hard to secure the rope.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


You secure the rope to your truck bumper.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (Vddbf)

304 >>Belgium's Health Minister was born in Great Neck, NJ.


I'm not seeing a neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)

305 Yep, the media. There needs to be an accounting.



Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 11:35 AM (Vy7tf)


Easy, how many lamp posts exist? There's your number.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (9Om/r)


It could start with handing out knuckle sandwiches.
Like antifa with punch a Nazi day, but better.
Lamp posts are the ending point, not the starting point.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (z79tQ)

306 It's nice to see that Greta is every bit as much an expert on viruses as on climate. Why, she's a veritable polymath.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZbwAu)

307 244 Apparently the MSM has moved on to attacking the fine Dr. Birx because she had the audacity to scold them, gently, for hyping up the panic.


Interesting they target the woman, isn't it? Like Matt Lauer did?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
------

Put on my PPE and wandered over to Hotgas. Sure enough, AP up bright and early to dump on Dr. Birx.

Posted by: WisRich at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (OAlmw)

308 Fredo isn't any better.



I thought Andrew was Sonny and Chris was Fredo.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (tLWGd)

===
Chris is Fredo,
Andy is Fredo the Elder
Both of them are dumb as posts. No offense to posts. They are useful unlike Team Fredo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

309 278 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection"

So she had the shits - not a symptom of Kung Flu or any flu - and hogged a hospital bed and demanded to be tested for a disease she didn't have - all to make Orange Man look bad.

And leftists are applauding her for her selfish publicity grab.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (d6Ksn)

310 What stirred up MUMR's nest lately anyway?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (KxVoZ)

311 Me, too. Very stupid and very ugly. But if it is *just* pork, I can unhappily live with it. If things like destroying elections are still in there, then that's a different story.

Pork is dangerous and awful on its own, but it is probably absorbable. I don't like it, especially the massive cash injections into organizations that hate me and want to destroy our culture, but "pork free massive bailout" was never going to happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (e/H31)

I've yet to find the election/ballot crap Nancy put in before. Seems to be gone....seems. I keep looking for it though. They use weasel words...

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (cF8AT)

312 286 247 Serious question: Is unbearable pain even a symptom of the Chinese Lung Rot?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (OI/f2)

TuCa interviewed a woman who got it and was recovering. She said it felt like a vise was around her chest and it hurt to breathe. But she didn't go to the hospital and didn't need a vent. She was middle-aged not old.

I think the pain probably varies widely - some who have it feel nothing, others feel sick and uncomfortable but it's not excruciating and the elderly and those with other conditions (like asthma) feel much more pain - cause they can't breathe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn)

Bear in mind that most people will be ok, and that doesn't make the numbers any less apocalyptic.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (IB++I)

313 My niece in Berkeley contracted COVID-19. It's been rough but she seems to be out of the woods and has not required hospitalization. I'll be learning more soon.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (H8QX8)

314 277 I took one for the team for a nano second and tuned in to The View.

Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.

Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.
-----------------
I always get the feeling Rob Riener is involved with that show. The only one more hysterical than The View is Rob Riener. (how do you spell Reiner and what does it mean?)

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WEjkM)

315 296
Go figure that the economic seppukku we're indulging in would lay off
the physicians that are needed to fight the damn reason we're locked
down.

Posted by: Defenestratus



*******



This is an interesting point. Hospitals don't make their money off
Emergency Department. They make their money off of procedures (imaging,
elective surgeries with short stays, endoscopies), which are being
canceled and/or postponed. I'll bet some of these big systems are
hemorrhaging money.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

_________

Mike Lee has a fevah ... and the only cure is more H1-B visas for third world doctors!

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WqPYg)

316 Hey isn't there a 'fluck all this other stuff and do as you're damn told' clause in the Constitution?
It's written in the the Invisible Ink amendment right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (e284m)

317 304 >>Belgium's Health Minister was born in Great Neck, NJ.


I'm not seeing a neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)

It's a GREAT neck....bigly...Yuge even.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

318 Cant do drugs so ill drink milkshakes with jack and 3 bags of dead potatoes chips.

Because its accepted.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (KcKqW)

319 > Tax Free my ass.

That's why I said "taxing them AGAIN".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (tLWGd)

320 I would love for Fauci or Birx to just turn to PDT and say, "Mr President, can we just arrest these assholes for sedition and treason?"

I want them all to get Kung flu and die.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (2JVJo)

321 Have y'all seen Comey's social distancing selfie? I would bet my life he is a depraved pedophile.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)

322 Carl Perkins and some chick.

Posted by: BignJames at March 27, 2020 11:14 AM (X/Pw5)

Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:15 AM (T4ibP)

If that's Carl Perkins, that's gotta be All Right Mama !

Posted by: JT at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (arJlL)

323 So I somehow ended up way down the sidebar and clicked on one of ace's old links and...did you know that ace invented the term "fake news" clear back in 2004?

http://bitly.ws/86j2

It's true I tell you.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (hr5kG)

324 Thirst, unbearable, unquenchable thirst while everyone is home not paying attention to them.



That is the symptoms most of these celebrity and other attention wh#re self-diagnosed cases of Wuhan flu have.





Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

===
Hey I've got that!

Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (pw+jk)

325 I thought Andrew was Sonny and Chris was Fredo.

I saw Andrew referenced here recently as "Fredo the Elder," which I must say I liked rather a lot.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (YqED9)

326 310
What stirred up MUMR's nest lately anyway?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (KxVoZ)

_________


Mr. Newt? Or maybe some bat Bat ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (WqPYg)

327 304 >>Belgium's Health Minister was born in Great Neck, NJ.


I'm not seeing a neck.
____________

Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (k4dH2)

328 Wanda Jackson, Bo Diddly, Dick Curless and Little Richard are hanging on my bathroom wall.

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (a1s18)

329 I facetiously asked my son what I should do today. Work in the yard, walk in the park, work in the yard, lay around in my pjs and comment on Ace, work in the yard? He said all of the above.So, here I am.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (QzF6i)

330 Boobs are a cure for The Wuhan? Yes?

Posted by: Yo! at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (uZuKb)

331 Well remember guys, if the death rate from this is 0.01% or whatever those knuckleheads are claiming, there's nothing to fear and why call it the Chinese Flu? It's not their fault we caught a cold.

Remember that one law of politics is 'do not let a crisis go to waste'. Capturing the government is the only win condition.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (IB++I)

332 The Tucker segment last night on how all of the leaders including Health and DeBlahblah etc were telling people as late as March to go out and see a movie, etc. made another critical point.

Not just that these idiots were getting their people killed, but that they were getting their people killed because of not wanting to be called a racist and appeasing the loud mouthed sjw and pc jack@sses.

He is right in pointing this out over and over. People are fed up with it but this is a specific instance where it is literally killing people. Trying not to offend the special snowflakes.

Great point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (8fB/R)

333 252 209 I was sitting in church behind a woman with 3 square yards of backside complete with buttcrack. I honestly nearly lost it when the opening hymn was "There's a wideness in God's mercy "
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)


It would be even funnier if the minister was the Rev. Hugh Jass.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (T4ibP)

334 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

Will someone please explain to the Fake News New York Times (ALL THE NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT) that the Democrats make it almost impossible for us to fill positions within government. They "maximum" delay even the best candidates, including Judges, leaving little time!

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (cF8AT)

335 I took one for the team for a nano second and tuned in to The View.

Lisa Ling was on saying it's wrong to demonize the poor Chinese and we need to be looking to them for help.

Yeah, The View is still bat-shit crazy.
-----------------

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (WEjkM)

The Chinese chick says we shouldn't blame the Chinese for the disease that came out of fucking China.

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BAsqb)

336 Rep. Buck from Colorado is opposing the porkulus.

Probably the first time he and Sheila Jackson Lee have ever been on the same side of an issue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (tLWGd)

337 Made the mistake of glancing at Allahpander's latest spew.

My goodness, does xe wear frilly dresses when xe swoons onto xis fainting couch on an hourly basis?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (KxVoZ)

338 301 These $1200 checks and their associated legislation are going to cost each and every american (over 1 8,000 dollars.

Tax Free my ass.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)

Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)

339 317 304 >>Belgium's Health Minister was born in Great Neck, NJ.


I'm not seeing a neck.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)

It's a GREAT neck....bigly...Yuge even.
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:48 AM (cF8AT)

...

My uncle is famous in our family for picking up his baby brother by the head to see if the baby had a neck.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (hr5kG)

340 And don't forget to tip Moose on the way out!


********

We used to do that with cows, when I was in high school.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (m45I2)

341 I love free government money!
All they have to do is increase the production and sale of their product, GOVERNMENT
to increase their revenues so we can get more free shit!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (e284m)

342 "Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.


Kathy Griffin IS an abdominal infection.

oh, and hey I just heard - fuuuuuuuck china.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (wmfhQ)

343 Air Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:42 AM (T4ibP)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/f58HKOgGsHo

Posted by: Sponge at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Wow, there is some yeast in that Belgian waffle.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (8E3CE)

345 Very Bulwarkian, db.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Boy/L)


Really? Supporting the Constitution is Bulwarkian.
How does your ass smell?
If you'd get your head out of it for a second, you would see that you are siding with the MFM on a very important principal.
Spare me the concern for the pain that any perceived delay will have on the populace. The delay was created by the dems and you're giving them cover for it.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (LHNU4)

346 Father, I stretch - stretch my neck-skin to you...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (KxVoZ)

347 I never thought I would miss baseball this much

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)

348 Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (k4dH2)

Or much in the way of health, either.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (YqED9)

349 >>Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.


Oh, I won't be getting any of this.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (Bfj2M)

350 Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (90T4r)
Like a new .308 SA58 with a folding para stock.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (e284m)

351 > Chris is Fredo,
> Andy is Fredo the Elder

Ah... missed that. Yep, works for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (tLWGd)

352 167 Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)

But Andy is the 2024 front runner, right now.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (5HyS+)

353 I had a slice of apple pie with vanilla ice cream last night. It was delicious. The ice cream likely saved my life.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:40 AM (WEjkM)


I wish I had ice cream. I have no room yet in my freezers to put my buckets (my machines use the bucket you have to freeze first).

Not going to the store any time soon, but I do have some cream I might whip. Whipped cream is good on pie too. But I love pie by itself.

Smells so good. Made a super-sized one too!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8fB/R)

354 32 atNikkiHaley

$75 M for PBS
$25 M to Kennedy Center
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Arts
$75 M Nat Endowment for the Humanities

Posted by: Braenyard at March 27, 2020 11:28 AM (MGjUO)

I have a running list of what I've found so far....

$50,000,000 Inst. of Museum and Library Services
$75,000,000 Corp. for Public Broadcasting NPR & CPB
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Humanities
$75,000,000 for Nat'l Endowment for the Arts
$350,000,000 for Migration and Refugee Asst.
$88,000,000 for the Peace Corps.
$25,000,000 for Kennedy Center
$7,000,000 for DC charter school Gallaudet Univ.
$13,000,000 for Howard University..

...So far. These things are a nightmare to read.


Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (cF8AT)



And the drudge dumpster fire posts a link to NYT article slamming repubs for slipping something into the bill that helps "America's Richest Real Estate Investors" and then go on to describe how little they understand about how the economy works.

Any mention of any of the above? Not a peep, other than AOC screaming the poor illegals are getting nothing out of this. I hate these bastards, I can't wish enough bad things upon them.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)

355 321
Have y'all seen Comey's social distancing selfie? I would bet my life he is a depraved pedophile.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)



+++++He should shave.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (QzF6i)

356 91 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)


Too bad it wasn't an alien chest burster.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)

357 CoronaVirus Chic. Real, and happening, looks like. Inevitable, really.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (90T4r)

358 >>Not going to the store any time soon, but I do have some cream I might whip. Whipped cream is good on pie too. But I love pie by itself.


Everything is better with Pie.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (Bfj2M)

359 333 252 209 I was sitting in church behind a woman with 3 square yards of backside complete with buttcrack. I honestly nearly lost it when the opening hymn was "There's a wideness in God's mercy "
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at March 27, 2020 11:36 AM (rmJzs)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (90T4r)

It would be even funnier if the minister was the Rev. Hugh Jass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (T4ibP)

...

My wife, in seminary, went to an area pastors meeting. This is a True Story.

There was a pastor whose name was Harold Butts, and he brought a group of women with him to do the special music or something.

Anyway the presenter from the front asked if all the ladies with Harry Butts would please stand up.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (hr5kG)

360 New York is a rather large city in terms of population...

Did anyone ever die in NYC prior to the coronavirus?

If 13 people died every day, would they need refrigerated trucks to hold the bodies?

Were the hospitals overwhelmed in any other flu season?

It sure would be nice to have a media that puts things into perspective.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (mrrpT)

361 >> I facetiously asked my son what I should do today. Work in the yard, walk in the park, work in the yard, lay around in my pjs and comment on Ace, work in the yard? He said all of the above.So, here I am.


Good choice, Sharon!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

362 Got an email from my very good CongressCritter Dr. Paul Gosar that he's "holding his nose and voting for it." Here's his final paragraph --


"When the dust settles and
America comes through this crisis on the other side, I look forward to
discussing how we can hold Communist China accountable for their role in
unleashing this plague on the world."



Here was my response: "... even more than that, I would like a discussion on how we can hold the U.S. and international media accountable for their role in inducing this hysteria and panic.

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (WqPYg)

363 356 91 Kathy Griffin had an abdominal infection and was sent home. So her doctors were right to refuse to test her for the ChiCom.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:22 AM (sWM8x)

Too bad it wasn't an alien chest burster.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)

Odd, because one of the places COVID affects is the gut. However, the med establishment has been dishonest both about masks and treatments, when the real answer is 'we don't have enough supplies we're only dealing with severe cases.'

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (IB++I)

364 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

Will someone please explain to the Fake News New York Times (ALL THE NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT) that the Democrats make it almost impossible for us to fill positions within government. They "maximum" delay even the best candidates, including Judges, leaving little time!
Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (cF8AT)


He needs to keep exposing all of these ___

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (8fB/R)

365 Wanda Jackson, Bo Diddly, Dick Curless and Little Richard are hanging on my bathroom wall.
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (a1s1


I love Dick Curless. He never had the career he should have.

Saw him perform at Indian Ranch in Carver MA, man years ago.

Here's his "Loser's Cocktail:"

https://tinyurl.com/vbpr6yp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (2JVJo)

366
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.



When she masturbates, it's group sex.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (oVJmc)

367 Too bad it wasn't an alien chest burster.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (DTX3h)

Dude, not with your ovipositor and Ace pushing. I want no part of that.

Posted by: Facehugger at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (BAsqb)

368 How does your ass smell?

Ad hominem doesn't cut it here, sparky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)

369 The Chinese chick says we shouldn't blame the Chinese for the disease that came out of fucking China.



Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BAsqb)


The same woman whose idiot sister was reporting on N. Korea for Al Gore's network, crossed over the border, and was arrested by the Norks. And was later "rescued" by Billy Jeff.

The stupid is strong in that family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

370 OK, with all that apple pie talk from artisanal 'ette I will be making apple cake today (don't have enough apples for pie).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

371 Yesterday I said NJ Gov Phil Murphy makes Fredo the Elder look like a Mensa member. I was wrong.

Murphy makes NYC Mayor De Blasio look like a Mensa member.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (WQZ1O)

372 Here was my response: "... even more than that, I would like a discussion on how we can hold the U.S. and international media accountable for their role in inducing this hysteria and panic.
Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (WqPYg)

If anything, we should hold them accountable for delaying action because they were peddling the 'it's just a flu' line for so long and parroting WHO (funded by China) talking points, when Taiwan sounded the alarm in late December.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (IB++I)

373 And the drudge dumpster fire posts a link to NYT article slamming repubs for slipping something into the bill that helps "America's Richest Real Estate Investors" and then go on to describe how little they understand about how the economy works.

Any mention of any of the above? Not a peep, other than AOC screaming the poor illegals are getting nothing out of this. I hate these bastards, I can't wish enough bad things upon them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:52 AM (8B6Ng)

...

OMG the stock market went down.

Oh but don't bail out businesses.

Except big banks. Too big to fail etc etc.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (hr5kG)

374 Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.
Posted by: tuba

---

Oooo! Ooooo! A new AR platform mayhap?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)

375 I find it enlightening that some thing we can teach the media a lesson by making things worse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Boy/L)

376 LoL, the press whores are so obvious. Trump's pressers are comforting to Americans and people are starting to realize that he is not what the media keep trying to portray him as, so no more airing of the pressers!

Posted by: IC at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

377 358 >>Not going to the store any time soon, but I do have some cream I might whip. Whipped cream is good on pie too. But I love pie by itself.


Everything is better with Pie.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (Bfj2M)

Your favorite, garrett?? Mine is Dutch Apple.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (90T4r)

378 361 >> I facetiously asked my son what I should do today. Work in the yard, walk in the park, work in the yard, lay around in my pjs and comment on Ace, work in the yard? He said all of the above.So, here I am.
Good choice, Sharon!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)


Being the all-caring (and lazy) person I am, a few of the restaurant workers are raking my yard today for cash.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (mrrpT)

379 Ad hominem doesn't cut it here, sparky.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (Boy/L)


I was not being insulting. I was describing your predicament.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (LHNU4)

380 594 Those of us working hard in places like Wal-Mart and Kroger to keep the toilet paper and water stocked really appreciate you saying we don't need that check...
Posted by: Anna Puma

would someone please link anna's books, i'd like to purchase a couple just because.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (NAbCm)

381 179 "saint" Greta of the How Dare You won't die of China Flu.
Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)
_______

Thanks for ruining our weekend.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (ZbwAu)

382 The media and the donk party hate Trump talking to the 'merican people. They really hate the poll numbers. Remember Reagan would also talk to us. People respect that. Well, I know I do. Trump talks to us, not at us.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)

383 366
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.


When she masturbates, it's group sex.
________________

LOL, you really think she can reach her hooha through all those folds?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (k4dH2)

384 I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. He's made a great impression on many people and is, let's face it, more articulate than Trump. It wouldn't be the first time Americans have fallen for a smooth-talking lefty with nice pants creases. People outside of NYC aren't familiar with his record and the MSM will present him as The Hero of The Corona Epidemic, with carefully chosen soundbites. They'll even show him praising Trump, because that will show he's "nonpartisan."

I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)

385 347 I never thought I would miss baseball this much
---
Kirk Herbstreit (bigtime ESPN guy) is predicting no college football this year. If that happens, well I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (sWM8x)

386 Unlike Ace, I am not a fan of Crampies...

I like'em simple. Can't beat a good Apple pie.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (Bfj2M)

387 347
I never thought I would miss baseball this much

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 27, 2020 11:51 AM (d7Ww2)

________

+1 Like I said last night, "Going through withdrawal here, boss!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (WqPYg)

388 >>The same woman whose idiot sister was reporting on N. Korea for Al Gore's network, crossed over the border, and was arrested by the Norks. And was later "rescued" by Billy Jeff.


IIRC, she was dancing on the NK border - "Look at me, you can't catch me!' - but was mistaken about where the border was. And then b#tched about the quality of rice she was served in her NK prison.

Yeah, I do not choose to get my news from the Ling sisters.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

389
Oooo! Ooooo! A new AR platform mayhap?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)
Get an AR10 - go with big iron

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (e284m)

390 167 Honestly, I'm not sure I want the MSM reporting on the Biden sexual assault. I think it's coming out now because the Dems realize Slow Joe is hopeless and they want to replace him - but not with Bernie. I'll bet they want Cuomo. This is a way to get Biden to step down.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:32 AM (d6Ksn)


Exactly what I've been saying since this news broke. It's just too too dem playbook. As I said, I don't think everybody is on board - but they will be. This is just the foot in the door.

It's all timing, because if they turned the media loose now, too many Bernie supporters would freak. Once he's out of the way, Cuomo comes in to save the democratic party.

With the charges, they can do their righteous indignation "we never knew! how horrible!" and not lose face for propping up an alzheimer's victim for months. I think his last couple of interviews sealed the deal.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (8B6Ng)

391 Welp, Massie's phone lines are all jammed. His DC office VM box is full, so I can't even leave a message.

I guess he'll get around to reading my email sometime after he pulls whatever stunt he is pulling.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (s9Eo8)

392 These $1200 checks and their associated legislation are going to cost each and every american (over 1 8,000 dollars.

Tax Free my ass.
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:46 AM (Bfj2M)

Just take it and cash it, I guess, and spend it on things the Commies disapprove of.
Posted by: tubal


Guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Vddbf)

393 >> Those of us working hard in places like Wal-Mart and Kroger to keep the toilet paper and water stocked really appreciate you saying we don't need that check...


Are you Volunteering?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (Bfj2M)

394 Well Polis issued a "stay at home" order for all of Colorado. Not supposed to go anywhere except to get essentials. BUT the state parks and I'll guess county open spaces (possibly excepting the 'tri-county" area that encompasses greater Denver Metro) are open.

Well riding is essential to my mental health. It is supposed to snow overnight tonight but if its not a huge amount I'm going to try to get out to ride trails on Sunday vs just the county access dirt roads I ride from home.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (T9Hmo)

395 >>My uncle is famous in our family for picking up his baby brother by the head to see if the baby had a neck.

And?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)

396 366
Yeah, from the looks of her, she doesn't have to worry about group sex, or any sex, for that matter.
----------------
She has Pandemic Sex.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (WEjkM)

397 The media and the donk party hate Trump talking to
the 'merican people. They really hate the poll numbers. Remember Reagan
would also talk to us. People respect that. Well, I know I do. Trump
talks to us, not at us.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)


Yes, and they preferred when Barry would lecture us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (C1X4+)

398
Your favorite, garrett?? Mine is Dutch Apple.

Posted by: tubal at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (90T4r)
Cheese Strudel - it's ain't 'American' but it's good!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (e284m)

399 My husband spent the morning here talking with his business banker. She said the stimulus won't begin to cover most of the small businesses who have to lay off workers.

It's good to know the Kennedy Center and all the other pork will be getting major slices of the pie. Screw small businesses and their employees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (ptqGC)

400 234
If pretending to be a corona-victim gets these assholes to quarantine
from public for a few weeks, let's make it the new viral thing.

Posted by: Roy at March 27, 2020 11:39 AM (ABjxW)

Time to quarantine CNN.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Quarantine Special - Free Delivery of Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (iGFsx)

401 I never even heard of Wanda Jackson before!

Country music was to laugh at when I was growing up.. twangy yodeling shit..

I have come to appreciate it a bit more as I have aged.. a bit..

Yet.. googling Wanda Jackson's pics, I see she is the (by then elderly) woman in the 90's country special featuring Glen Campbell that I kept going "who the hell is she?"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (CjFDo)

402 384 I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. He's made a great impression on many people and is, let's face it, more articulate than Trump. It wouldn't be the first time Americans have fallen for a smooth-talking lefty with nice pants creases. People outside of NYC aren't familiar with his record and the MSM will present him as The Hero of The Corona Epidemic, with carefully chosen soundbites. They'll even show him praising Trump, because that will show he's "nonpartisan."

I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)

Cuomo, if he is as nonpartisan in practice as he is behaving here, doesn't strike me as a problematic president. However, I suspect he will simply bring the dem establishment types back into the fore and get more dem-friendly judges and so forth. As a president he might be fine.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (IB++I)

403 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

Thousand of Federal Government (delivered) Ventilators found in New York storage. N.Y. must distribute NOW!

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

404 I guess you're right.
Excuse me while I go tear up my copy of the Constitution.
Thank you for pointing out that this crisis of timing created by the dems and touted be the MFM is more important than our principals.
Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:41 AM (LHNU4)

I think you're only 160 years late in that rant.
Not that I disagree in theory, but at this point nobody pays attention to the constitution and principles are just another flag to hide behind when convenient.
Don't like it?
It's either revolution or pre-lube yourself. This has been going on for a while, even though you may have just noticed.
We've all had our Aha! moment.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (z79tQ)

405 179 "saint" Greta of the How Dare You won't die of China Flu.
Posted by: Michael L Blair at March 27, 2020 11:33 AM (yiAMj)


Send me in, coach! I'm ready!

Posted by: Air Pinochet flight attendant at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (DTX3h)

406 https://www.ajc.com/news/state--regional/ city-under-seige-coronavirus-exacts-heavy- toll-albany/xC9NO677gfDQSaGEQDXSAN/

1 infected coming down from Atlanta to 2 funerals and a murder trial is destroying all of South Georgia. Patients are being moved to 5 different hospitals. It's tragic and a nightmare. The article justifiably calls out those in the town still gathering for church, barbecues, and social events like it's no big deal there.

Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (MRjKr)

407 384 I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. He's made a great impression on many people and is, let's face it, more articulate than Trump. It wouldn't be the first time Americans have fallen for a smooth-talking lefty with nice pants creases. People outside of NYC aren't familiar with his record and the MSM will present him as The Hero of The Corona Epidemic, with carefully chosen soundbites. They'll even show him praising Trump, because that will show he's "nonpartisan."

I've heard quite a few Dems say they wish he was running. The DNC will make it so.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (d6Ksn)

=========

"We're fine with this."
-Bernie Sanders voters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (zZbCU)

408 I find it enlightening that some thing we can teach the media a lesson by making things worse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Boy/L)


I find it enlightening that adding a few hours to a process that has been dragged out over a week is considered making things worse.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (LHNU4)

409 Mirror Universe Fucking Retard really needs to get a life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (oVJmc)

410 (how do you spell Reiner and what does it mean?)


******

rein in German is pure. So reiner would be perhaps "more pure" or less likely. "one who makes pure"

I prefer the alternate sense of the word as "unadulterated" so adding the -er could be stretched to mean "more immature"!!

That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (m45I2)

411 1. Scream about the media stoking hysteria.
2. Yell "Constitution!" (when we don't even know if 218 members of the House are present).
3. Peddle "that'll teach 'em 'bout muh principles."
4. Scream about Dem victories in November.

It's a hell of a plan. Let's go with it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)

412 MUMR - I know, I miss Prezzy Penandphone, don't you?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (e284m)

413 Kirk Herbstreit (bigtime ESPN guy) is predicting no
college football this year. If that happens, well I don't know what to
tell you.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (sWM8x)

==
It is from ESPN so there is a 98% chance it won't happen.

ESPN is another great media reverse barometer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (pw+jk)

414 >>Country music was to laugh at when I was growing up.. twangy yodeling shit..


She crossed over back and forth from Country to Rockabilly.

The CBS Stuff she did was excellent.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (Bfj2M)

415 who him is Carl Perkins- one of my favorites- wrote "Blue Suede Shoes"

who her I have no idea but grrr

Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (iTXRQ)

416 It should still get passed today, which hopefully will help the situation come Monday.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (JRaU+)

417 Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 11:50 AM (BAsqb)

Well, I don't blame "the Chinese" all- 1 plus billion of them. I blame the Communist party, party leaders, bureaucracy and whoever is and was involved in germ warfare which is beyond evil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (WI7YS)

418 What happened to my post? Aliens??

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (gmo/4)

419 "Odd, because one of the places COVID affects is the gut."

Actually, I don't believe it does - just respiratory. Most flus don't. That's why the stomach bugs we all get from time to time aren't really "the flu."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (d6Ksn)

420 The meme of the real problem being people spending 30 to 40 years in Congress got me interested in the 22nd Amendment's history (term limit for Presidents), which was easily ratified after FDR's 4 term boogaloo.

Washington wasn't opposed to more than 2 terms, but he declined to run for a 3rd as his health was failing. Jefferson had been a proponent of term limits for all offices, and tried to establish a tradition of only two terms for President by not running for a third term and announcing that intention well in advance. But some of his successors didn't see it that way, including Woodrow Wilson (spit).

So, when the 22nd was being debated, did the issue of term limits for everyone else come up in the House/Senate? Not that I could find. It would be like finding a pony in a huge pile of manure.

But, is there hope? To be continued...

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (Z4rgH)

421

I got an email from one of my grocery stores.

People are not distancing themselves.

People are coming in in groups and families like it is a social or family outing.

People are making uncomfortable jokes about being COVID-19 positive while leaning around protective plastic screens they put in.

I noticed on my last express pickup that they are funneling people in one door, while others exit the other for safety measures.

It's just weird to me. Basic respect. I know a lot of this can be overblown, but just be decent people for a little while if you're a jerk to begin with. The store staff are the ones that will suffer most likely and then the store might shut down. A guy told me that the kids were all playing and looking through the toys, etc. He couldn't believe it.




Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (8fB/R)

422 "384 I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. "

I'm not. He's just a flavor of the moment.

Trump took on 16 "more articulate" candidates and laid waste to them. Cuomo has a terrible record easy to track and expose.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (H8QX8)

423 OT-I want to do something simple, like take my wife to breakfast at the local Broken Yolk.


With the morning breakfast specials we can eat and leave a decent tip for $20.

But no...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (WEBkv)

424 Okay, just heard there was 40 minutes of debate time remaining, so I'm tapping out.

My general sense is that it's going to pass the House handily.

And yeah, when they do return some of your money, spend it on guns.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (tLWGd)

425 Yeah, it became "ME TOO!" about the time Tom Hanks and Wifey told us they had it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 11:23 AM

Part of it is #MEE2, but part of it, I speculate, is to convince the deplorables that COVID-19 is "totes serious u guyz!".

They see people not taking this seriously so they get Tom Hanks and his wife to volunteer to be celebrity spokesmen for the China Virus.

They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"

And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.

Perfect scam.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Do5/p)

426
I love Dick Curless. He never had the career he should have.

I have a deck of Dick Curless playing cards.

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (a1s18)

427 I guess no soup with Ace today.

Probably soup Pre-Ace.

It's Friday and does not even feel like it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (8fB/R)

428 Get an AR10 - go with big iron
Posted by: DamnedYankee

---

That would be nice. I don't have any .308 boom sticks in the arsenal either after the tragic canoe accident.

It may be time after all the hubbub dies down.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Y4EXg)

429 If this doesn't remind you of a 6th grade girl having a hissy fit, I don't know what will...

@thehill

Rep. @AOC: "What did the Senate majority fight for? One of the largest corporate bailouts with as few strings as possible in American history. Shameful!"

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yxywhyjn

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

430
(how do you spell Reiner and what does it mean?)

==
Proper spelling is "ASSHOLE" and it means asshole.

I hope that clears it up. This has been a helpful and truthful public service announcement.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (pw+jk)

431 I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. He's made a great impression on many people and is, let's face it, more articulate than Trump. It wouldn't be the first time Americans have fallen for a smooth-talking lefty with nice pants creases. People outside of NYC aren't familiar with his record and the MSM will present him as The Hero of The Corona Epidemic, with carefully chosen soundbites. They'll even show him praising Trump, because that will show he's "nonpartisan."


Another Avenatti.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

432 who her might be Wanda Jackson

Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (iTXRQ)

433 >> I am much more worried about Cuomo being the nominee than Biden. He's made a great impression on many people and is, let's face it, more articulate than Trump.


This is what eases my mind about a possible Cuomo candidacy: Trump has lived in NYC for most of his life and, having rubbed elbows and worked NYC's VIPs, knows how the Cuomos have behaved -- and, he's not afraid to use that knowledge when attacking him on the campaign trail and in debates.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

434 419 "Odd, because one of the places COVID affects is the gut."

Actually, I don't believe it does - just respiratory. Most flus don't. That's why the stomach bugs we all get from time to time aren't really "the flu."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:59 AM (d6Ksn)

It's not an influenza, coronaviruses are not flu viruses

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (IB++I)

435 Regarding Greta The Swedish Pain In The Ass, and Kathi Griffith, I'm starting to think that celebrity is a personality disorder. The American Psychiatric Association should look into this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (+lVUW)

436 395 >>My uncle is famous in our family for picking up his baby brother by the head to see if the baby had a neck.

And?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)

...

He had a neck. But his hair grew out red so.

Also, we have two genetic defects that run in the family. One is missing one set of incisors, so the canines grow right next to the front teeth. One of my uncles looks like wolfman.

The other is partial extra and in some cases whole extra vertebrae.

Having partial extra vertebrae sucks, btw. But my uncles with whole extra vertebrae do not have short necks.

These genes did not come through my dad so at one point some doctoral candidate wanted to sample our whole family to isolate these genes, but I never heard what came of it.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (hr5kG)

437 Look, Fat, I challenge your moms to a pushup contest!

Posted by: Joe Sundown at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (Eicbe)

438 Oooo! Ooooo! A new AR platform mayhap?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (Y4EXg)

MSRP on a Smith and Wesson M & P 15: $752

https://www.smith-wesson.com/firearms/
mp-15-sport-ii-betsy-ross-flag-limited-edition
(remove space)

Population of US: approx. 330,000,000
Percent under 18, per Google: 24
Percent over 18: 76
Number over 18: 250,800,000
Total cost for new AR for everyone over 18 in the US:
$188,601,600,000

Chump change. DOOO EEEET

Posted by: Facehugger at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (BAsqb)

439 393 >> Those of us working hard in places like Wal-Mart and Kroger to keep the toilet paper and water stocked really appreciate you saying we don't need that check...

Are you Volunteering?
Posted by: garrett

you lost me? i'm wanting to purchase a couple of anna's books because it's one very small thing i can do for someone else.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (NAbCm)

440 It's weird that we went from "Brokered convention means guaranteed chaos for Democrats" to "Cuomo getting the nomination at a brokered convention means trouble for Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (zZbCU)

441 $1,200 can buy a nice AR

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (gmo/4)

442 Poll NOOD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (e/H31)

443 What to watch for in the next little bit is if Massie asks for proof of a quorum. How long it will take to get one (216) is unknown, but at a minimum it will take several hours and it could even take until tomorrow. How things usually work is that a quorum is presumed unless someone asks for proof of it.

Posted by: Vendette at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (nRNOc)

444 Anyone here imagine listening to Fredo the Baby Killing Cuomo for four years?


He's the most tedious bastard I believe I've ever heard. Even more so than Barry, if that's possible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

445 The only reason I would go to church is to pick up chicks.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 27, 2020 11:38 AM (CLteG)

________



That's what libraries used to be for before they became homeless shelters.

Posted by: ShainS at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (WqPYg)

446 Trump took on 16 "more articulate" candidates and laid waste to them. Cuomo has a terrible record easy to track and expose.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (H8QX
-----------

And politically experienced.

Which was to their detriment as the electorate was looking for a political outsider.

Political outsider versus the ultimate political insider, Hillary.

And PDT wiped out Hillary in the Electoral College.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (WEBkv)

447 Time to figure out what's for lunch.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (mrrpT)

448 Thanks for the Who dis? OM, never heard of Wanda Jackson, but she's got some fun music.

Posted by: Virginian at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (Y7Qzg)

449 378
361 >> I facetiously asked my son what I should do today. Work in
the yard, walk in the park, work in the yard, lay around in my pjs and
comment on Ace, work in the yard? He said all of the above.So, here I
am.

Good choice, Sharon!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)





Being the all-caring (and lazy) person I am, a few of the restaurant workers are raking my yard today for cash.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 11:55 AM (mrrpT)

Yard work is the only thing keeping me sane these days. I really really miss the gym with it's luxurious indoor pool. The social intereaction was important too.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (QzF6i)

450 Cuomo is the losing non-Hindenburg option.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (Boy/L)

451 The media and the donk party hate Trump talking to
the 'merican people. They really hate the poll numbers. Remember Reagan
would also talk to us. People respect that. Well, I know I do. Trump
talks to us, not at us.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (U5lak)


Yes, and they preferred when Barry would lecture us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2020 11:57 AM (C1X4+)


And GWB sat on his dead ass, with Rove's approval, and let the unfree press set the narrative.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (y7DUB)

452 However, I suspect he will simply bring the dem establishment types back into the fore and get more dem-friendly judges and so forth. As a president he might be fine.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (IB++I)

He's been a pretty lefty governor, from what I understand. Pushed late term abortions and shat on the upstate deplorables. I recall he said that if you believe in the 2nd Amendment and all that other deplorable stuff, you shouldn't live in NY.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (d6Ksn)

453 LOL, you really think she can reach her hooha through all those folds?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 27, 2020 11:56 AM (k4dH2)


Yeah, she just rolls around in flour and looks for the wet spot.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 12:02 PM (T4ibP)

454 Off facehugger sock

Posted by: Vanya at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (BAsqb)

455 I think you're only 160 years late in that rant.
Not that I disagree in theory, but at this point nobody pays attention to the constitution and principles are just another flag to hide behind when convenient.
Don't like it?
It's either revolution or pre-lube yourself. This has been going on for a while, even though you may have just noticed.
We've all had our Aha! moment.


I see your point to a point. But I don't think the house has ever passed a $2.5T bill without a quorum.
I've never been in favor of excusing bad behavior by citing past bad behavior. Our founding principals are worth fighting regardless of who likes to ignore them.

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (LHNU4)

456 >>It's weird that we went from "Brokered convention means guaranteed chaos for Democrats" to "Cuomo getting the nomination at a brokered convention means trouble for Trump."

Who is "we", paleface?

I'm not worried about Cuomo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)

457
They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"



And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.



Perfect scam.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 27, 2020 12:00 PM (Do5/p)

It worked in the opposite direction for me - I looked and went, "oh, look, rich, in-crowed jet setting liberal assholes are getting it. I'm almost safe."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (e284m)

458 Anna - Don't listen to those Jackals. I appreciate you hard work. More than you know.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (gmo/4)

459 Cuomo is trying awfully hard to sound presidential right now.

Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (mrrpT)

460 SUMMARY OF SARS-CoV/SARS-CoV-2 AND COVID-19 FINDINGS (everything science journaled sourced with 122 hyperlinks. Somebody put a lot of time and energy putting this together.)

https://tinyurl.com/s8utsr8

Posted by: it begins... at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (MRjKr)

461 "Just like me, they want to be not very close to you."

Posted by: Sal at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (bo8pf)

462 @ChadPergram 1 minute ago

Massie indicating he wants a quorum in the Hse chbr under requirement in Article I, Section 5 of the Constitution is precisely the scenario Hse ldrs/Capitol health officials were trying to avoid. That means that at least 216 mbrs must pour into the chamber to establish a quorum

The House CANNOT vote on the coronavrius bill, by any means, until a quorum is established

The effort to establish a quorum in the Hse...and thenpass the coronavirus bill itself, could push back the process by HOURS. A vote may consume several hours by itself just to usher all of the members into the House chamber in small groups

The record length for a roll call vote in the House is 2 hours and 55 minutes, established on November 23, 2003, on a bill to expand Medicare.

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (cF8AT)

463 They see people not taking this seriously so they get Tom Hanks and his wife to volunteer to be celebrity spokesmen for the China Virus.

They want people to go "ZOMG, if Tom Hanks can get it, so can I! This is totes serious!"

And no one will ever know if anyone is lying, because healthcare records are private.

Perfect scam.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


And when TH & wife DON'T die, people are like "pfffft! That's it? That's all you got?"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 27, 2020 12:04 PM (Vddbf)

464 432 who her might be Wanda Jackson
Posted by: DB- just DB. Self-isolating like a boss. at March 27, 2020 12:01 PM (iTXRQ)


Correct. Late, but correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 27, 2020 12:05 PM (T4ibP)

465 OK, with all that apple pie talk from artisanal 'ette I will be making apple cake today (don't have enough apples for pie).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)


Hurray!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 12:07 PM (8fB/R)

466 1. Scream about the media stoking hysteria.
2. Yell "Constitution!" (when we don't even know if 218 members of the House are present).
3. Peddle "that'll teach 'em 'bout muh principles."
4. Scream about Dem victories in November.

It's a hell of a plan. Let's go with it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 27, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)


Concern:
[X] Noted
[ ] Not noted

Posted by: db at March 27, 2020 12:07 PM (LHNU4)

467 @397. And they preferred when Obama would lecture us. Posted by TheQuiteMan

Yes, the media loved that. They never stopped giving Obama air time.

Posted by: Case at March 27, 2020 12:08 PM (U5lak)

468 I'm not worried about Cuomo.
Posted by: JackStraw
===================

Me either. His failure to heed advice purchase additional ventilators in case of pandemic will bite him the ass. Trump WILL bring it up and hammer it.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 27, 2020 12:09 PM (Rz36l)

469 Which countries are pushing the globalist ideology?

Also there must me different strains of globalist that are competing with each other and which country would be the central seat of power if they were so evil and lucky.

Reading about globalist for 40 years. Rather go to war then share a word, a country an abortion body part grift.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 12:10 PM (KcKqW)

470 The term limit movement -- success at the state level, but royally screwed by the Supreme Court (yet, still a correct decision, as it should take a new Amendment to do it right). Via wiki :

"Homesteading," or securing a lifelong career in Congress, was made possible by reelection rates that approached 100% by the end of the 20th century. The concept of homesteading brought about a popular movement known as the "term-limits movement". The elections of 1990-94 saw the adoption of term limits for state legislatures in almost every state where citizens had the power of the initiative. In addition, 23 states limited service in their delegation to Congress. As they pertain to Congress, these laws are no longer enforceable, however, as in 1995, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned congressional term limits in U.S. Term Limits, Inc. v. Thornton, ruling that state governments cannot limit the terms of members of the national government.[28]

Where rotation in the legislative branch has withstood court challenges, term limits continue to garner popular support. As of 2002, the advocacy group "U.S. Term Limits" found that in the 17 states where state legislators served in rotation, public support for term limits ranged from 60 to 78 percent.[29]

Maybe after the wu flu fiasco has had a chance to wash thru, there will be a recognition that 'professional politicians' (spits again) were the fuckups, as usual.

We don't need a New Deal, we need a new 28A.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2020 12:11 PM (Z4rgH)

471 The apple pie is in the oven!

If we're all gonna die,
We must have pie...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 27, 2020 11:26 AM

"My, my, me oh my, I love pie!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXG3l4FdviU

Posted by: Dorothy Winters at March 27, 2020 12:14 PM (Do5/p)

472 Pie fight

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 27, 2020 12:17 PM (KcKqW)

473 @121 - tubal
everyone has or should have a rolodex of tunes that just start playing.
maybe not note for note as is listening to the actual magilla but...
i think it's a gift, really -- for those that have music on in their heads

Posted by: micky at March 27, 2020 12:20 PM (3byMq)

474 I think the pain probably varies widely - some who have it feel nothing, others feel sick and uncomfortable but it's not excruciating and the elderly and those with other conditions (like asthma) feel much more pain - cause they can't breathe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 27, 2020 11:45 AM (d6Ksn


Excessive coughing strains the muscles in your chest. It hurts.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 27, 2020 12:22 PM (Vy7tf)

475 Wouldn't a complete or partial censor of the president's nationwide
briefing during a national emergency put that privilege in jeopardy?

"To Dream...to dream the Impossible Dream!...."

Posted by: Paladin at March 27, 2020 12:25 PM (quX0S)

476 Hats off to you, Tami. I don't know how you do it. I'd be banging my head against the wall.

Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:35 PM (XxJt1)

477 Speaking of attention whores, the head of the Ohio Dept. of Health (Dr. Amy Acton) is a f*ckin' lunatic. She announced recently that Ohio hospitals have cut occupancy by about 50% "but we have to do better" in order to prepare for the flood Wuhan Lung Rot patients that are going to rush the hospitals.

... um ... Ohio is currently at less than 900 confirmed infected with 15 dead (at least 3 out of the same nursing home). We're in Week Two of this lock-down. If the estimate that 97% experience mild-moderate illness is correct and we assume that the people testing is skewed towards the more severely ill, we got some 30K that already have the disease. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Ohio is not going to see anything like a mass casualty event.

Oh well, Dr. Acton is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame and Governor DeWine is in CYA mode, so they're OK while Oho's economy is torched.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 27, 2020 12:36 PM (00fXp)

478 I get the impression Maddie is afraid if they do this on a voice vote Dems might pull some shenanigans to invalidate it. He's not against it. He just wants it locked up tight.

Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:40 PM (XxJt1)

479 Dammit, autocucumber, I typed MaSSie!

Posted by: creeper at March 27, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)

480 Wanda and Carl, I met Wanda years ago, great performer

Posted by: Stutzgirl at March 27, 2020 12:44 PM (oPIFn)

481 321 Have y'all seen Comey's social distancing selfie? I would bet my life he is a depraved pedophile.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 27, 2020 11:49 AM (sI15f)

link?
(tinyurl)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 27, 2020 12:57 PM (G546f)

482 459 Cuomo is trying awfully hard to sound presidential right now.
Posted by: jwest at March 27, 2020 12:03 PM (mrrpT)

Until he has radical oral marble removal surgery

he will continue to sound like a goomba

the ugliest of all American accents

Posted by: REDACTED at March 27, 2020 01:03 PM (rpxSz)

483 Wanda jackson and Carl Perkins.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 27, 2020 01:36 PM (vuisn)

484 Damn you AOS with your food porn - my diabeetus prevents me from enjoying it! I also did click for a bigger cookie, but none appeared at my keyboard.

Posted by: Joe S at March 27, 2020 02:18 PM (G454t)

485 The Open Borders/No wall,Lets Build Bridges,Welcome Refugees bunch of lowlife scum suckers Democats and stupid liberal idiots

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 27, 2020 04:53 PM (FLiOE)

486 I was so hip I had a pair of "Bleu Swede Shoes" a Year before he wrote it ; and1.5 yeasbefore he recorded it!

Philips at SUN wanted Elvis to record it. Karl was not as poor as Elvis as a kid; but poor. He was running shine and the BatFuckers (we called 'em "revenuers" 65 years ago) ran him off a mountain side, KY mountain roads were 2 one and risky. Karl was in ICU for a while; and in hospital for weeks. Elvis - A VERY GOOD MAN - Said"When I recorded "Houn dog, Shake Ratle + Roll'... No body remembered that Bill Haily had the original hits, If I record Karl's song he will never have a big hit. After Karl records it - will. Sun Sold Elvis to RCA and he recorded BSS after karl's record sold 1.3 million! Elvis BTW sold over 4 million and nobody but us Rock'n'Roll fans remember who had the original big hit!

Karl was also a great man. Just because your folks had no money does not make you a bum!

I did work "Americans will not do!"! to pay for my degrees. I am not a bum!

Posted by: rodney stanton at March 27, 2020 06:29 PM (gyctU)

487 Karl told the push up king (in 58 said he could do 1,000!) that he did not know how to spell SUEDE when he wrote the song! I may have "worked the fields" but I did now how to spell it 64 years go.


for you youngsters Dik Clark

Posted by: rodney stanton at March 27, 2020 06:34 PM (gyctU)

488 Testing new wifi server configuration.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 27, 2020 11:13 PM (nvMvs)

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