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Mitt Romney Tests Negative for Coronavirus
This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot! https://t.co/42zpWW9vzy
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 25, 2020
23 Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney FIFY. Posted by: The Gipper LivesMeanwhile, Prince Charles tests positive for the 'Rona.
"The Prince of Wales has tested positive for coronavirus," a statement released by Clarence House, a British royal residence in London, said. "He has been displaying mild symptoms but otherwise remains in good health and has been working from home throughout the last few days as usual." The statement added that the prince's wife, Camilla, the duchess of Cornwall, tested negative for the virus. They are self-isolating at their home in Scotland.Meanwhile, the "Pirate" continues to shine.
— EducatėdHillbilly (@RobProvince) March 22, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)
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Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)
Gettin' the China wuwu is no surprise there.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)
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at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (7Fj9P)
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Majority being fueled by one stock: Boeing, up 33%.
Bailout mania.
Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (JbL9Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
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And friend of the blog!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Allie at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (vmRc0)
I hate this having to commute back and forth between my home office upstairs and my work office downstairs.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (nsE7Q)
What about Hoof and Mouth Disease? Have they checked for that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
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Is it really a reset if you just keep it at zero?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Tom Brady at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Bitchboy Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)
But is Pierre Delecto negative?
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (JbL9Q)
errr. yes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
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Nothing but coronavirus from the media is going to be one of the main factors attributed to Trump's re-election.
The left is going to end up eating at least one major news publication because of this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (UWqZJ)
The Butt Buccaneer FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (woh7N)
Ass pirate. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (KnJdm)
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The Lord works in mysterious ways. Long live Prince William!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
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Is it really a reset if you just keep it at zero?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (UWqZJ)
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It no longer has a change of numbers and is just a static painted memorial to his asshatery.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (pw+jk)
The statement added that the prince's wife, Camilla, the duchess of Cornwall, tested negative for the virus.
What about Hoof and Mouth Disease? Have they checked for that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Oh dear, I read that as "tasted".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (qjCzJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (XVuno)
NHS says "Neigh!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (3inwt)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah for Mittens, who still doesn't get it
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)
1 More travel
2 More testing
3 More publicity
3 is the most important. Everything they do is driven by expanding the brand. EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Did Trump really tweet that? Oh my Lord, that is entirely too funny. Romney is an idiot and should be ridiculed.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (sYDum)
Yes, I checked the tweet stream, that was really Donnie Two Scoops.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (m/Gc2)
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (UWqZJ)
In general:
- The denser the population, the more likely the area is to be liberal.
- The denser and larger the population, the more likely the areas is to be liberal.
- The denser the population, the more susceptible the area is to human-to-human transfer of a contagion (simply due to network effects, never mind anything else that might affect it like public sanitation).
Unless there is something really weird about this particular outbreak, it is absurd on its face to think that it is going to hit conservatives harder than liberals.
It's also a stupid point to making anyway but they just can't help themselves because literally everything they do comes down to "get Trump" even if it would be wrong-headed, stupid, venal, silly or anything else. But it makes even less sense in this case because it doesn't hold up to even a moment's thought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (KP5rU)
In addition to being a classless asshole, Wilson is not very smart.
Bad combo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (quX0S)
I hear karma's a bitch. It needs to make a comeback.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
They can always say the housekeeper had a fever one morning, so they wanted to know if they had it and needed to self-isolate. And the celeb-loving media will buy any and all reasons from celebs and athletes for (vanity) testing.
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:16 PM (7Fj9P)
The Dow is flashy, but the SP500 is a much better indicator of the market.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (dLLD6)
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He stands in front of a mirror, practicing his imperial look.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)
I count FIVE impeachable offenses!
Posted by: Rep. Count von Count (D) Transylvania at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (XVuno)
"Trump is such a dummy. Romney is a man, not a rhinoceros."
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (UWqZJ)
Shit, you're right, by tonight Snopes will have determined that Trump calling Romney a Rhino was mostly true.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (P6ZCq)
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)
Yes. It is called sarcasm. And maybe PDT lurks here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (85Gof)
That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Bailout mania.
Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (OAlmw)
Wonder how many CongressCritters bought up some Boeing yesterday?
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)
working?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (quX0S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (85Gof)
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I checked for the blue checkmark as well!
And then noted "but he is a RINO" and knew the *real* Pres posted! : )
Posted by: AZ and totally deplorable at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)
Has he been around his brother Andrew? *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (dLLD6)
Standard and Poors.
Isn't that just laughing at poor people?
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (/ZYFC)
Coronavirus Tests Negative For Mitt Romney
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There's a Chuck Norris joke waiting to happen.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (kOpft)
Chuck Norris contacted coronavirus. Now coronavirus is in quarantine for two weeks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)
........
Tatiana Zappardino. Yes!
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (P6ZCq)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
@JimmyVielkind
NYS Health Commissioner Dr. Howard Zucker on the federal suggestion that people should quarantine if they've been in New York City.
"I would not follow that. I believe you should follow the guidance in general, you should social distance."
And from Feb. 9th:
@NYCHealthCommr
Today our city is celebrating the #LunarNewYear parade in Chinatown, a beautiful cultural tradition with a rich history in our city. I want to remind everyone to enjoy the parade and not change any plans due to misinformation spreading about #coronavirus.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (85Gof)
Next presser:
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
He went home from school at 3-12 because he was sick and had a cough so he might have had it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (baDap)
Not here. But he definitely lurked The_Donald, and now the thedonald.win
Posted by: Visolatte at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (C4g9p)
all the pro athletes and celebrities who've gotten a tested without
needing it.
They can always say the housekeeper had a fever one morning, so they
wanted to know if they had it and needed to self-isolate. And the
celeb-loving media will buy any and all reasons from celebs and athletes
for (vanity) testing.
Posted by: Gref
Well, if they pass it on to their illegitimate children, there's another pandemic. So test away boys!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (q1Pj5)
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better if in the middle of a question he just yelled "FIRST!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (Ev6gs)
I want the assholes in the media to contract Kung flu and be thrown into detention / delousing camps 300 miles outside of Anchorage.
In my personal opinion, the people dying from this are exactly the people who should not be dying from this.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)
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I don't think The Golden Honey Badger will let that sit. Expect her to be throwing he noon 16 oz straight vodka at staffers.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Peter Griffin at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (8D42x)
It might be an overabundance of caution, but why take chances?
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (P6ZCq)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
I hope they're not sharing the same stall.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (VpIIl)
That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)
*sxs
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (BiNEL)
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better if in the middle of a question he just yelled "FIRST!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)
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Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we
had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and
hammer?
It might be an overabundance of caution, but why take chances?
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)
We're just waiting for the funeral to end.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (e284m)
tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is
there a pun I'm missing?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)
In that kind of a putdown, you'd usually end it with something positive as your excuse for liking the guy, but Trump was making the point that he really couldn't think of such an excuse.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (kOpft)
Still Waiting for the Health Dept to call and let me know if my son was
exposed to the KungFlu at his Kindergarten. we got an email from the
school last night.
He went home from school at 3-12 because he was sick and had a cough so he might have had it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (baDap)
Oh no. Prayers up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)
I am legend.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (noaju)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (9KTP0)
Tampon designs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: McCool at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (9X4u5)
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:27 PM (5bxa0)
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I don't think The Golden Honey Badger will let that sit. Expect her to be throwing he noon 16 oz straight vodka at staffers.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (pw+jk)
Fat Fuck from NYC wants 6 billion for the museums fuck these people
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (baDap)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
Stuff like, these are unusual times, there's thousands of delegates still available, etc.
They still can't see that their guy is a weak little bitch who never wanted to win and only used them to funnel their donations into his wife's media company
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (vPKfA)
Nah, only if every press conference devolved into talks of guns, boobs, or Star Trek.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Or he just at random asked - Maryann or Ginger?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
Cue the poll troll with a Hennyquack poll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (oRLRa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (9KTP0)
tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot?
Whatever it is, it is definitely NOT sarcasm.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (noaju)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (MRjKr)
And as stolidly dumb as the back end of one of his wife's lesser horses, thought probably that's not fair to the horse.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (NVYyb)
Wishful thinking. They are so desperate for something that will defeat Trump's reelection that they aren't thinking clearly.
Of course a pandemic will be worse in dense urban cities than in the countryside. There are centuries of experience demonstrating this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
If he breaks into a string of fish puns, it will be conclusive.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (KnJdm)
had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and
hammer?
Anyone want to start guessing what Meggie Mac will name her baby if it's a boy? I'm going with "John McCain Domenech."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
US fatality rate = less than 1.5%
world fatality rate = about 5%
open the stores and shops, everyone back to work.
just remember to wash your hands and keep out of coughing range of other people for the next few weeks.
Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lg4FP)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (JoUsr)
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump
https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-03-25
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (aKsyK)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
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well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (iWMfX)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (T8HPM)
That's why now, if you don't have a fever when we see you, you don't get tested.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (d7Ww2)
MOAR COWBELL!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'hopes to see zombies befotre everyone gets better' at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (7ZMbn)
what is that lop eared fuckstick working on from home? fool never had a job.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:18 PM (KP5rU)
_________
Aspiring to be a tampon takes a lot of bloody hard work.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (woh7N)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
Cue the poll troll with a Hennyquack poll.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (miJU3)
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The Community College of Ann Arbor released a poll showing Trump losing by 30 points to Biden. I don't know why you people think that Trump has a shot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T)
******
His Booger Hooks must be crawling with weird bacterial material
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (flINI)
Posted by: it begins... at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (MRjKr)
Good times cover a multitude of sins. Prosperity breeds complacence and increased risk-taking and makes you more vulnerable to external shocks.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (SgjGX)
__________________
She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Thanks for your response...
and may you have happy meeping today!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mutt Rombley at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (P6ZCq)
Well, Bernie's running against a guy who can only speak for five minutes at a time, and then only on his "good" days.
Think Joe's going to do his presser today that he cancelled yesterday?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Yo! at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (uZuKb)
........
No. An emphatic no. She looks like a poor man's Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (noaju)
That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)
"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (xSo9G)
- The denser the population, the more likely the area is to be liberal.
- The denser and larger the population, the more likely the areas is to be liberal.
- The denser the population, the more susceptible the area is to human-to-human transfer of a contagion (simply due to network effects, never mind anything else that might affect it like public sanitation).
Unless there is something really weird about this particular outbreak, it is absurd on its face to think that it is going to hit conservatives harder than liberals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:24 PM (e/H31)
You'd think that this would be obvious.
Shorter version: liberals are dense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
I wondered about that myself... he's been stuck there at 46% for a few days now...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (5bxa0)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
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well, if Biden drops dead before convention, doesn't Bernie win by default?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (G546f)
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But, Biden was on the path to a clear majority and Bernie has a clear majority against him.
Who to choose?
Bernie seems like the most logical and rules based choice, but the majority of the party actively rejected him for an individual other person. Do you go with him or break the rules to go with someone you think is like Biden?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Yet she has to look at him everyday.
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nRWPy)
Good times.
I wonder what those sanctimonious jackasses have to say now.
Also, I don't think it's a coincidence that media were praising the NBA for "leading the way" on shutting down their league. All bought and paid for by China.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (P6ZCq)
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (QE8X6)
usual exceptions for grocery store, gas station, Rx, etc.
fcuk these people
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Fuck that erstwhile friend of the blog.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (T8HPM)
Knowing what we know from the source of that comment, I imagine that that remark was severely overstated. Friend of Gabe's maybe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (KnJdm)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
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Those supermarkets are not going to grand open themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Thing is, America has been made co-dependent with stocks .. the rich half (normal passive investors) have much of their future tied to the (government backed) promise of stocks, and bonds. So we turn to the Magic Money Tree ... and maybe that grows for a few years ... uncharted BigGov territory. (congrats to any that bought BA at 100 or Chevron at 51 ... I stared and balked, oh well)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mark1971"
CNN has a poll that show corona virus beats Trump in an electoral landslide.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (MxEKc)
One of the many laff riots on election night was watching Wolfie Blitzen try to act all shocked whenever Felonia won a hard-blue state. The funniest part is that he probably wasn't acting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Camilla at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (xSo9G)
That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)
"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac
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When it's all said and done, I bet we have the lowest number than any country.
But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (sjTfF)
There are vast numbers of inner city crack addicts who could do what he does.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
It isn't. They were exposed earlier than anyone and I am betting that they brought it back with them.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)
__________________
She's in her 70's, so has not had any need for a tampon for a very long time now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)
True, but she just likes them.
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (88xKn)
Morning Mormons..............did i say that wrong? Tabernacle!!!!
So so CHUCK was @ CLARENCE house .
Testing TESTING V ROOMY Clar.........
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (5IHGB)
It's like being neverTrump makes you universally useless.
Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM (ZfRYq)
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Chicken/Egg?
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (woh7N)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)
So he's lost the "intellectual" demographic. Some of whom have already learned how to color inside the lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 12:31 PM (iWMfX)
On the other hand, the call girl he had brought to his room was last week.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)
Probably why the House adjourned today, moments after convening, Stock buying opportunity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (miJU3)
The Rick Wilson believes that all the flyover rubes will die from believing its all a hoax and refusing to social distance.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)
calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot? Is there a pun I'm
missing?
The Pimp Hand is STRONG! Now get back in line bitch.
Posted by: Paladin at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (quX0S)
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nRWPy)
That's a douce, not a tampon.
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)
The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)
There was a 'Doctor' on ESPN this morning, Puching the CDC Doomsday Figures. 100+ Million infected by December...fucking Lebetard was eating that shit up.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (noaju)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (d1uFV)
But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (sjTfF)
Much less giving Trump any credit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (9KTP0)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
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Honorary something-or-other for foundations and whatnot? That...and pushing his global warming fetish. That keeps him busy.
Incidentally, given his age, if he were to take a downturn, will he be denied a ventilator so that a younger person could live? Only the rubes get NHS, so I'm sure he'll be fine. Whew! *wipes brow*
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (JoUsr)
Gov, take your complaint to your Senator, Cryn' Chuck Schumer. You know, the minority leader who negotiated the deal.
Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (TQ/zJ)
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He still needs some number of delegates on the first round at the convention, or they pick someone else.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Chris W at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (4GUBG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (TQ/zJ)
Maybe she just wants to feel young?
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (noaju)
>>But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
Well, yea.
Any measurement of the number of fatalities without considering the drastic steps we have taken to decrease the number of fatalities is useless.
It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)
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Uhhh, TJM? Imma need you to embrace the power of "and." For example:
Any quality of storytelling or strength of episode aside, I think it is fair that we can all agree that the best episodes of Star Trek (original series) are those wherein the buxom or leggy female members of Starfleet - in their form-fitting tops and short skirts - found it necessary to take up phasers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (e/H31)
Yeah, let's just see how that works out for her.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm a hero for sitting at home in my pajamas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (UWqZJ)
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My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
It's infuriating.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)
That's it.
But why does he believe WE all think it's a hoax?
You can believe the pandemic is real AND that the Democrats and media are going overboard in creating panic in order to blame (and hurt) Trump at the same time.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)
I would wade through piles of unburied Wuhan virus bodies to vote for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (d1uFV)
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Hell I will crawl through piles of Rick Wilson to pull the lever for Donny Two Scoops.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (pw+jk)
The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)
Yup, that's the word. PeLousy is holding it up for another day. I'm sure the MFM will cover for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Ev6gs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
Any quality of storytelling or strength of episode aside, I think it is fair that we can all agree that the best episodes of Star Trek (original series) are those wherein the buxom or leggy female members of Starfleet - in their form-fitting tops and short skirts - found it necessary to take up phasers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (e/H31)
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Tip of the cap to you, sir.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (noaju)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
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here in NC, I yesterday saw something which I have *never* seen. A car from WI with one of those molded, lighted signs (like a pizza delivery) on top of it saying, 'Bernie Out-polls Trump!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)
Here's one of several memes The Dem-Media Complex still has in its arsenal (they'll all turn out to be blanks):
Trump is killing people in Blue States by denying assistance those states are begging for!!!!
Here's another one some bozos will try:
It's Trump's fault this country does not have 100,000 respiratory ICU docs and 300,000 ICU nurses on stand-by for pandemics!!!
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
It will be an early night
Posted by: Jean at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
And you measure this how?
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (lY4np)
And Rick Wilson is a humongous pile of shit, as always.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (e+371)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CDGwz)
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Ann Althouse came to visit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2020 12:21 PM (xPl2J)
I wondered about that myself... he's been stuck there at 46% for a few days now...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (5bxa0)
Polls are for strippers and retards
Posted by: Carl at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (CLteG)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
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Those supermarkets are not going to grand open themselves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
You think cutting ribbons is easy?
(I just had an image of how funny it would be if someone installed a very tough ribbon, and gave Charles very dull scissors. Comedy gold.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (9KTP0)
It's the Flu people.
It's not AIDS.
It's not Ebola.
Get a fargin grip.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (d6mdH)
from the Dems has a vid clip on her Twitter of DiFi nonchalantly
strolling onto the Senate floor, all smiles and backslaps, before
casting her NO vote and crushing Americans by the millions.
It's infuriating.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (KxVoZ)
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Well Feinstein is a Chinese Communist Party asset. So I am not surprised.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (pw+jk)
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No, the Democrat Party Central Committee will decide what's best for the voters. And for themselves, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Hillary ==> 2020 is my year! at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:36 PM (9KTP0)
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Watch your parts of speech. "Intellectual" as an adjective - e.g., "he is an intellectual person" - may not be a lost demographic at all. As a noun, though - e.g., "he is an intellectual." - well, none of them have supported anything but communism for a century or more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (e/H31)
The Loyal Order of The Couch
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)
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Technically, I'm a Knight of the First Rocking Chair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (UWqZJ)
"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
If I really wanted to scold, I'm sure that I could do much better than that.
Just giving my opinion as we all do here, and this wasn't particularly in strong terms.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (WI7YS)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win
IIRC, he didn't bother showing up for the Senate vote on Monday. #LeadershipInACrisis
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
The bitch is actually holding out for some additional special interest money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)
Yup, that's the word. PeLousy is holding it up for another day. I'm sure the MFM will cover for her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Ev6gs)
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The market continues to go up (up 944pts) . I think that indicates they think she's bluffing.
Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (X9WjX)
That's also a set-up for when this pandemic ends --so they can say Trump got "lucky" and doesn't deserve any credit.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (CqE5x)
Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under because of #COVID19.
https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh
@rachelbovard 6 minutes ago
Looks like the Planned Parenthood issue is addressed by an affiliation clause which will bar Planned Parenthood clinics from receiving SBA loans (since PP is over 500 employees). Great work by @marcorubio and @SteveDaines.
(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)
Ya gotta love him!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (noaju)
All I ever see is knee jerk sneering at people who are better than him.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
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She must've seen him first and rounded a corner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (RuIsu)
There's no particular reason to ponder this, except that it's fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (sWM8x)
People bitch about MUH VULGARITY MUH COARSENESS MUH TWITTER but damn that guy is a freaking riot.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (+lVUW)
Yoda would like a word with her.
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)
Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under because of #COVID19.
https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh
Well, someone has to teach water safety.
Or is that not what the Kennedy Center does?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (9KTP0)
and that is why I hang around here
Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (lg4FP)
(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)
Oh you can bet SanFranNan will try to load up some more crap into it
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (5bxa0)
No perfect measurement because there is no perfect replica of the US not doing anything but we can estimate by looking at Italy or Spain.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)
That percentage will keep on dropping until it is below 1%, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (noaju)
"Exponential." They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
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Oh, 'exponential' means what they think it means. But it also means that their models are crap. Just like SARS, MERS, global warming, and Paul Ryan's 5% growth forever get us out of debt budget plan.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (kOpft)
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AZ, population of around 7.5 million people, currently reporting 401 cases of Chinese Lung Rot, with 6 dead, and 8 patients currently hospitalized.
401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.
6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (P6ZCq)
>>I guess I'm being obtuse, but I don't understand the
tweet. Why is he calling him a RINO and saying he likes him a lot?
Whatever it is, it is definitely NOT sarcasm.
Posted by: garrett
Sarcasm?
**taps apparently defunct sarcasm meter**
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (B+t5k)
Yoda would like a word with her.
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (XxJt1)
You misunderstood. She ate the entire bill, and is now trying to pass it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (9KTP0)
The Bernie Bros are still holding out hope that he'll win.
they must be smoking some really good shit
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (TQ/zJ)
*weeps softly*
At least my beloved Indians are only 22 games back, so that's nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (mf5HN)
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She'll name it after the woman he abandoned for the wealthy beer heiress.
HAHAHAHA
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (nsE7Q)
@rachelbovard
Good news everyone, the Senate's bill still has $25 million for the
Kennedy Center. What a relief to the small businesses going under
because of #COVID19.
https://tinyurl.com/s6wpvjh
@rachelbovard 6 minutes ago
Looks like the Planned Parenthood issue is addressed by an
affiliation clause which will bar Planned Parenthood clinics from
receiving SBA loans (since PP is over 500 employees). Great work by
@marcorubio and @SteveDaines.
(Reminder: this is not yet the final version)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)
Pelousy will find a way to get her pet funding in there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
Only a matter of time until the NL team in The Burgh changes its name to either the Pittsburgh Parrots or the Pittsburgh Pierogis.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (pPNCa)
Because we don't believe in the cult of global warming, no doubt.
I hope to meet Wilson someday. I would happily go to jail secure in the knowledge that I had broken that nickelfucker's jaw.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2020 12:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (+lVUW)
--
Then the driver went off singing
"Lost in a world of fantasy...
...look what it's done to me..."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (QzF6i)
JAMA guy interviews a ICU overseeing Doctor ... it does indeed seem this virus is uniquely bad for a lot of people, and they require longer time in ICU. But they were not using the HCQ + Z-Pak treatment ... and mostly dismissed it as "unproven"
Sure, but all treatment is unproven ... this is NOVEL. The results we DO have show great success. The resistance to it is strange ... almost like TDS Syndrome overrules patient care.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (C1Lsn)
Doing what, exactly? For that matter, what does he normally work on?
.........
Bilking the proles?
Posted by: wth at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (o2MD2)
OK, that's just uncalled for.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (2JVJo)
John Sidney McCain IV, Future President.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (I2/tG)
Trump is killing people in Blue States by denying assistance those states are begging for!!!!
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Nope, that was Obama for 8 years. No matter what issue - TARP, BP oil spill, GM bailout, dumping refugees for 3rd world sh#tholes - red states got the shaft.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
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No, that's the US rate *in people who caught the Chung Flu*
The US fatality rate from it is one ten thousandth of one percent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)
"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)
I'm going with "Quatro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (9KTP0)
But no one will dare say it's because American healthcare is superior.
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Because we're still the least burdened by socialized medicine.
Without obamacare, we'd be even better.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)
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Technically, I'm a Knight of the First Rocking Chair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Hammer, Mike Hammer. You may call me Lord Chesterfield.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (CDGwz)
I bet she eats the Placenta first, though.
"BACK OFF, I'M STARVING!"
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (noaju)
Posted by: cnation at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Eu5Of)
you and will again, pray for you and you've gotten quite a number of
supportive e-mails from me, However-and I may be in a minority here-I
think you should just lay off Mitt Romney. We already know what you
think of him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)
I will enjoy Trump's tweets twice as much so the Fen doesn't have too:-P
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2020 12:33 PM (TQ/zJ)
I thought Sophie caught it from Idris Elba, or he from her?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 25, 2020 12:23 PM (BiNEL)
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Heh. She has a direct mane line to the World Hysteria Organization.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9L+wm)
And since I really don't think Trump reads or cares about my opinion here (nor should he) it probably means as much as people saying "Great knock on Romney, President Trump,' but you got a non entity's (That's his handle) up vote." Good for you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (WI7YS)
https://tinyurl.com/rc3vhqa
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (aSAk4)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (YslsA)
401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.
6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate."
I should have included this rider...
*actual death rates may vary
Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (lg4FP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)
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My daughter works at a bank and has received an essential job letter she must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Just got out of a meeting with my boss, we are apparently essential (transportation) and our SIDA badges are our passes. I LOST MY SHIT. WHY does anyone need a "pass" when you can be out going to the grocery store or grabbing some takeout?? I am beyond pissed right now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (Y1ZBX)
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)
Check to see if your library uses Overdrive or another similar book lending service.
Also, if you have Prime, Amazon has Prime Reading which has a bunch of books you can read for free without needing Kindle Unlimited.
And then there's this - http://www.gutenberg.org/
Public domain is an amazing thing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
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Yeah, well, Big Foot is leading Joe by 25 points.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (qjCzJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (C1Lsn)
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I saw where the cutoff for the $1200 payment is $99K
So welfare recipients who won't miss a dollar are going to get it, but a taxpayer in sales who was making $100K before watching 75% of his clients close their doors right before he got fired will not.
Yay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (nsE7Q)
I tried one of those front-yard "little libraries" down the block, but she has a sign up that it's closed due to the WuFlu. Sad.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (mf5HN)
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Have no worries AtC! Beiber will win the Cy Young, Jose, the batting title, and the outfield mess will suddenly resolve itself into a fantastic blended outcome. Frankie will sign an eight year extension and the World Series trophy will sit in a beautiful case at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario. My season prediction anyway.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
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Yep, nothing like the public domain!
Posted by: homeless bum pooping in the street at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)
considering the drastic steps we have taken to decrease the number of
fatalities is useless.
It's actually a measurement of how effective our actions have been.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Sure, jack, there'd be a hundred million dead Americans if not for the brave shutdown. Boston Strong.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (kOpft)
must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo
stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
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Sorry man I only have a bong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)
No, that's the fatality rate of people who caught Sino-Lung-Rot, and got sick enough to notice and then got tested. So...a small fraction of the total number of people who caught it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (1Fabx)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)
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Not until tomorrow at the earliest. It hasn't left the Senate yet and the House convened and then adjourned within a minute or so this morning, and they won't be back in session until tomorrow. If they come in and pass it and send it over, it will be law by 10:00 ET tomorrow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (o2MD2)
"John Sidney McCain The Umteenth".
Screw her husband's last name.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+lVUW)
I'm going with "Quatro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (9KTP0)
I'm going with Kuato.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (9wmyx)
Now, who's laughing about magic underwear?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)
Don't you have some taxes to go not pay or something?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (KxVoZ)
He has not yet begun to fight (for more money)!
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (noaju)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (miJU3)
Caught what, stupidity? That's what I'd worry about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:46 PM (nsE7Q)
No, that's the fatality rate of people who caught Sino-Lung-Rot, and got sick enough to notice and then got tested. So...a small fraction of the total number of people who caught it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2020 12:49 PM (dLLD6)
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It's almost like all of the data has an inherent bias that no one seems to want to talk about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 12:34 PM (KnJdm)
Don't feel like clarifying that at all? Just figured you'd comment about me out of nowhere?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:48 PM (KP5rU)
Hoping bad things happen to evil people hell bent on destroying lives and livelihoods is Not Who We Are (TM). Tisk tisk.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pliney at March 25, 2020 12:50 PM (nzKWW)
45s
I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?
I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (Xesvh)
Joe only needs to live long enough to get the nomination. He can then resign for health reasons, and the DNC will choose his successor.
Harder to do if Joe hasn't been nominated yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (I2/tG)
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Also a great point.
As I've posted repeatedly, I'm willing to accept that Super Contagious Chinese Lung AIDS is super contagious.
I'm willing to accept that this super contagious virus hit the US a couple of weeks ago.
I'm reluctant to accept both.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:32 PM (UWqZJ)
So he's lost the "intellectual" demographic. Some of whom have already learned how to color inside the lines.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Sadly, it was The University of Michigan Law School that provided coloring book pages for it's law students to help them get through the sadz of Trump winning in '16.
Remember the good old days when universities hired people for reasons other than diversity?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM
HaHa the Phillies are only 9
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm bummed the Indians aren't yet playing...for second place in the Central, because the Twins would have beat them like a drum.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Does it look exactly like a $20 bill?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)
Our public library is closed. But leading up to this lockdown, the library has been taken over by druggies and homeless. Destroying the bathrooms (literally and figuratively). Using the bathrooms as a place to bathe and shoot up.
They finally had to put locks on the doors and have a person come to the front desk to ask for a key to use the restroom. This way they can monitor what is going on. I'll bet these librarians are saying to themselves "I went through all this schooling to be a hall monitor?!?!?!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (N39Ws)
Help me out hordians, correct me please .
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (u8xoC)
Joe only needs to live long enough to get the nomination. He can then resign for health reasons, and the DNC will choose his successor.
Harder to do if Joe hasn't been nominated yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (I2/tG)
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I do not see how the Party remains whole if they do this at any point between now and the election.
Before the convention? Chaos.
After the convention? Chaos.
They are screwed, and they know it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (UWqZJ)
Or is that not what the Kennedy Center does?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:42 PM (9KTP0)
Drivers Ed
Posted by: Boswell at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (32YRo)
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Always be going to the grocery store.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
And you measure this how?
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2020 12:40 PM (QE8X6)
Folks have been talking about the UK War College estimates of millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.
They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how far off the 'experts' were.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)
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I'm willing to power through it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (vg8iE)
Wilson must be armed to the teeth. It explains him still having teeth.
Posted by: nip at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM
My daughter will be moving to Cleveland soon. AtC -you live around there?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (N39Ws)
Help me out hordians, correct me please .
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (u8xoC)
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You're not the boss of me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (KP5rU)
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Yeah right, lets see how your totally suck-ass pitching holds up this non-existent season!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Now, who's laughing about magic underwear?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (9wmyx)
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Oops, wrong test. You have a negative brain function scan.
Sorry about the mixup!
Posted by: people who tested Romney at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (WEBkv)
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Thank goodness we banned plastic straws in time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (u8xoC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (/6GbT)
All those Cruise ships?
Posted by: BignJames at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (X/Pw5)
No; I didn't. I said some people should consider not engaging Seattle Sloughm (didn't name Ace. Didn't think of Ace. Ace has a right to write what ever he wants here. Obviously . D' o h) and I pointed out the sensible advice OM gave about trolls. Adios, non entity, pepe le pew or whoeever you are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (WI7YS)
It took a genius like Gretchen Whitmer to make sure the clothes everyone have been sneezing into the arms of stay infected so we spread the virus evenly.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:51 PM (WEBkv)
The Mens' Senior Baseball League is having a tournament starting April 1 ... to be played on Playstation 4s.
I'm not making this up, although they may be pulling our leg, given the starting date.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (17+9D)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (ZCEU2)
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oh, 'exponential' means what they think it means. But it also means that their models are crap. Just like SARS, MERS, global warming, and Paul Ryan's 5% growth forever get us out of debt budget plan.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:43 PM (kOpft)
Yesterday Dr. Brix said something extremely important that I had not heard before: Projections that 60-80 percent of the US population will be infected are the total over THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
She didn't say at the time what the projection is over the next month, next three months, and so on. She did say those projections assume no vaccine until fall 2021.
Dammit, show us your work when telling us we're all going to die by sunset.
Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (n1zog)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 25, 2020 12:25 PM (qLs5f)
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Conversely, wonder how many more CongressCritters were bought by Boeing yesterday?
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Ynn3w)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (r+sAi)
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Hey, what would it hurt, at least through the end of this crisis, if we
had a few people standing by John McCain's grave with a wooden stake and
hammer?
Better make sure they wear overshoes. I hear that area stays muddy and smells like urine.
Posted by: Nobody at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (8zK8n)
TELL NEW YORKERS TO STAY IN NYC
THEY CAN BREAK THE LAW THERE ALL THEY WANT
THEY ARE NOT SELF QUARANTINING THE THEY LEAVE THE CITY
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (rpxSz)
*actual death rates may vary
Posted by: Shoey
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I was just pointing out that NY is skewing the numbers. Lots of states, and my own state of AZ is one, are experiencing negligible effects from the virus on their population. The economic effects, on the other hand, have the potential to be catastrophic. The states that can need to get back to work, and soon.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (k4dH2)
How do I explain the fishing boat and trailer behind the truck?
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (ymM0w)
must carry with her in the event the For Your Own Good Health Gestapo
stop her on her way to and from work. "Your papers, please!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
This is totalitarian.
Also, Governor Phil Murphy is apparently unhappy that many new Jerseyans are not sticking to his draconian rules and has said that they will be strictly enforced.
And this is what he said--EXACT quote "...the people must be JOLTED...."
Who is this, Stalin?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 25, 2020 12:53 PM (NVYyb)
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That totally suck-ass pitching staff managed to win 103 games last year.
This year, as of right now, they're as good as anyone!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)
They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how far off the 'experts' were.
Trump was asked about that study days ago at one of his pressers and said they aren't using that data at all.
The target seems to be South Korea. Their death rate is a little over 1.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (17+9D)
3 red specks wouldn't prove his idiotic point.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (/6GbT)
Nascar has gone to a full virtual series and will have commentary hosted
by the usual suspects, from home, as drivers compete on tracks in video
game fashion.
LOL.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Now that is exciting TV to watch </snark>. Broadcasting NASCAR drivers playing a video game.If my life lacked that much purpose, it would be easier to go over to youtube and watch some teenage punk play Fortnite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)
Wishcasting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (9KTP0)
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Lost the key to the hitch lock.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (r+sAi)
Senate hasn't voted yet...they should shortly.
House gaveled in @ 10 am and gaveled out at 10:02. Adjourned until tomorrow...cuz theyz workin' for the peoplez.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (JtRzJ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (N39Ws)
No, haven't for ages.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 12:52 PM (kOpft)
Wishcasting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (9KTP0)
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Wishing for dead Americans? From academic British?
Why, I never...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: non entity at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 12:41 PM (WI7YS)
And, regarding Romney, I disagree. That bastard is a vicious backstabber, and needs to be mocked and belittled at every possible opportunity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (vEIlU)
I knew the Queen would outlive you, Charles.
Posted by: Chris W at March 25, 2020 12:38 PM (4GUBG)
I agree. But I always thought his demise would come at the end of a one-on-one snipe hunting trip with Mom.
*BANG*
"Oops. Sorry Charlie, I thought your head was a pigeon!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)
+++++++++++++
I will point out to all of the haters that my somewhat benighted Colorado Rockies are undefeated so far this season.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (e/H31)
No doubt have the cooler along right?, maybe the boat was just feeling like it needed to go out for a ride
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (ZCEU2)
And this is what he said--EXACT quote "...the people must be JOLTED...."
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20,000 people need to show up and jolt his fucking ass.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (1Fabx)
The Mens' Senior Baseball League is having a tournament starting April 1 ... to be played on Playstation 4s.
I'm not making this up, although they may be pulling our leg, given the starting date.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 12:54 PM (9KTP0)
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If it's one thing baseball is known for, it's pranks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (vEIlU)
45s
I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?
I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)
The John McCain funeral procession hasn't come through our small town in Michigan, so I know it's still going on. I'm surprised this virus thing is getting so much press while the mourning period continues.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (1Fabx)
+++++++++++++
Also, railroads.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)
Self-important blowhards.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)
He may have gone overboard on this particular tweet but I have to admit I laughed my Gluteus Maximus off
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Miss Issippi
I watched a crab vs a remote controlled robot.
Crab won.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (KxVoZ)
I will not light my hair on fire over this manufactured disaster. I get sick or I don't. I die or I don't. This is no different from every day of my life.
*ties boots...waves good-bye*
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (hKi6n)
It's true - travel through airports is a strong predictor of susceptibility to the CCP virus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Everything that has followed hasn't been true baseball.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Breitbart could have chosen a more appealing pic.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Xawmf)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (1Fabx)
409 Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)
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Do you always use 45s?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (UWqZJ)
Absolutely, because shooting twice is silly.
Oh, sorry. This isn't the gun thread, is it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (JbL9Q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 12:20 PM
Wouldn't using imaginary numbers be more appropriate?
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (KxVoZ)
numbers. Lots of states, and my own state of AZ is one, are
experiencing negligible effects from the virus on their population. The
economic effects, on the other hand, have the potential to be
catastrophic. The states that can need to get back to work, and soon.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 12:55 PM (k4dH2)
Yes. My rant on the last thread got willowed but agree 100%. People who are collecting a salary while working at home or basically on a paid holiday or do not have kids think all this is just fine.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (rpxSz)
saying "self isolating" the term is "self quarantine" actually you
don't need the term "self" .
Help me out hordians, correct me please .
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I think the 'self' part just means that you're doing it on your own, i.e. there's not an armed guard outside your house making sure you stay inside.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (kOpft)
Crab won.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (Vddbf)
It must not've been against the Humpbot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (e/H31)
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Nolan Arenado.
A player worth watching, no matter how bad the team.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (WEBkv)
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Spring cleaning and painting here. Maybe tackle the corners of the garage at some point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nsE7Q)
Don't know if that's true, but if the border remains porous, we could keep importing it.
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (Ynn3w)
Posted by: Rick at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)
You bet, but this looks plausible, given the detail of the email. If it's a prank, it's a pretty elaborate one. My guess is that they're just following the virtual NASCAR race lead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (9KTP0)
@IlhanMN
Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:
All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.
That'll fix everything!! /s
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
It's the first bid in the Free Shit Sweepstakes.
"Mr. President, we can not allow... a Free Shit Gap!"
Get in there and up the stakes to something truly HUGE.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (mrrpT)
Absolutely, because shooting twice is silly.
Oh, sorry. This isn't the gun thread, is it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (N39Ws)
Every thread is a gun, boob or movie thread after 100.
Or, and.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
nationalizing that debt has been a dem goal for a long time
Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (XTiHL)
That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (o2MD2)
the point is the "self" decides to go into quarantine, as opposed to Government Forced Quarantine ... doors welded shut, like in China. Self imposed "isolation", but quarantine is better, since the internet allows for a lot of social interaction.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (G546f)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (UWqZJ)
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People have been saying that since the invention of the DH.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (WEBkv)
The hotel chains needing to float loans, are going to have issues soon.
Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (HoG2k)
All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.
That'll fix everything!! /
AKA Socialized medicine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (5bxa0)
Here is maybe a radical idea to deal with some of the pressures our healthcare system is facing:
All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.
That'll fix everything!! /s
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Please tell me someone responded calling her a dipshit.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (Ynn3w)
A player worth watching, no matter how bad the team.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++
One of the best 3rd basemen to ever play the game. The Rox have a lot of good players. The catcher - Tony Wolters - is one of the better all-arounders I have seen. He really hit his stride last year.
The pitching is, well, another story. Or it was last year. We'll see how it is with the 70-80 games they might play this year...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
That's fucked up.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (CqE5x)
Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)
force the factories to make all da stuff
NYC gonna all dieeeee
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (oVJmc)
Pornhub pledges to donate 50,000 masks to NY first responders AND is going to offer 1 month of free premium content to everyone!
https://tinyurl.com/w5b69r4
Remember to hydrate!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CN at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 12:58 PM (5bxa0)
I did not think it was real at first.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)
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What, you mean anyone can just walk in and receive service regardless of ability to pay?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (nsE7Q)
All private hospitals should be made public for the duration of the virus.
That'll fix everything!! /
AKA Socialized medicine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (5bxa0)
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Not a prediction:
Democrats lose the House badly, say 245-170 type bad.
Nancy gets kicked out of leadership.
AOC manages to keep her seat and the NY legislature doesn't gerrymander her out of existence.
AOC becomes minority leader.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Rick at March 25, 2020 01:00 PM (nzKWW)
++++++++++++++
Your use of the possessive "my" implies that you created it. You can't eat because it doesn't exist because your wife bangs *other* men, not you.
You can, however - and will - eat whatever the bull tells you to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (e/H31)
force the factories to make all da stuff
NYC gonna all
And I heard he is "demanding" 30 thousand ventilators? Seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (5bxa0)
I assume those face masks have self adhesive.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
NBCDFW, kindly go fuck yourselves.
Thank you.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Vddbf)
As their single digit death count adds 1 with an 80 year old passing due to the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)
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The across the street neighbors threw out their Christmas tree Monday so they've got that going for them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:03 PM (Boy/L)
++++++++++++
Nationalization, I reckon. That is, they should be expropriated by the state - for as long as the virus exists (which, if the possibility of this becoming seasonal turns out to be the case, will be forever).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (MRH9j)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)
Don't ask
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Same here. It's those fucking River Otters you've got to watch.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (mrrpT)
The pitching is, well, another story. Or it was last year. We'll see how it is with the 70-80 games they might play this year...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:02 PM (e/H31)
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They'll just expand the rosters to 40 players and play double headers until they've made up all the games....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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I just assume any MLB games not played will be credited to my account for next year or playoffs. Can't say for the NBA, left them a long time ago.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (/ZYFC)
Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Posted by: Circa
Means when it's public, they can deny you treatment because of your MAGA stance.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (Vddbf)
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf
wash your pussy out, cuck
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (MRH9j)
Irony noted, Internet commando.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (e/H31)
I worked for a private hospital. We had the same policies and could not turn down patients based on ability to pay. Not sure what that asshole believes to be "truthie"
Posted by: CN at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (KxVoZ)
(Or did he already do it yesterday?)
The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (nsE7Q)
millions of dead Americans, and 60k a day at the height of the plague.
They also had an estimate of fatalities 'if we act' that someone
should dig up and compare to the real world results, and see just how
far off the 'experts' were.
Trump was asked about that study days ago at one of his pressers and said they aren't using that data at all.
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I just mention it because it's publicly available. I'm sure the CDC cooked up their own for his consumption.
If their's was publicly available, or rather had been for a while, we could judge them by it, but at this point, I'd expect them to massage the numbers to reflect today's reality rather than the projections a month ago.
It's a catch 22 for them, as if they weren't projecting similar numbers to the War College, the shutdown is completely unjustifiable.
Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (kOpft)
So when i heard Phil Murphy say " The people must be jolted", it made me think of that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (T9Hmo)
(Or did he already do it yesterday?)
...
no I didn't do it yet, I've got those tabs open, I have to just put them into a post.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (PbpT7)
Did you see his interview yesterday? He has attained that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (8B6Ng)
(Or did he already do it yesterday?)
The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM (9hauA)
Senile Joe will tell The Grim Reaper he's full of shit and challenge him to a fist fight.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
45s
I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?
I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)
Romney hiding behind his high and mighty bs.
Trump knows exactly what Romney's been doing and that he is part of the coup against him.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 25, 2020 01:07 PM (T9Hmo)
++++++++++++++
I am convinced Elizabeth is being kept alive - possibly by divine intervention - to ensure that Charles does not become king...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)
Peter North has been known to hit the crew with "friendly fire."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2020 01:06 PM
What if we have a buffalo stance instead?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (ejd/p)
Too bad about prince tampon.
Fucking Rick Wilson is getting so slimy I'd be forced to punch him with a gloved hand, then throw out the glove. Williamson levels of slimy
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)
Pretty sure that was active-aggressive. And Trump signed his name to it, unlike some cowards who troll around on internet forums...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (MRH9j)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (Qf83p)
(Or did he already do it yesterday?)
The new bar for Biden: breathing. No other brain activity or basic verbal coherence required.
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More proof Democrats will vote for anything with a "D" after its name.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (vg8iE)
#2 I just saw a finance news headline
MARKET REACTION MIXED AFTER STIMULUS DEAL REACHED
Right above it is Dow showing a 1,000 point 5% gain
Ok.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (5IHGB)
Without a foggy mirror, this is mere conjecture.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (Boy/L)
Rick Wilson is so repulsive. Even his twitter picture. He should replace it with one of those troll dolls, minus the hair.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
forced to punch him with a gloved hand, then throw out the glove.
Williamson levels of slimy
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)
A little table salt might just solve the problem.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (8B6Ng)
"We are done. We have a deal."
The @WhiteHouse and U.S. congressional leaders in the Senate reached an agreement on a $2 trillion relief package amid the #CCPVirus pandemic, White House official Eric Ueland said. #coronavirus
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
#2 I just saw a finance news headline
MARKET REACTION MIXED AFTER STIMULUS DEAL REACHED
Right above it is Dow showing a 1,000 point 5% gain
Ok.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (+dsLj)
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Well, because it very briefly went negative in the morning. That's how they define mixed these days, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (1SMSr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (YslsA)
I hope Ace is using all his formidable writing talents crafting an article that puts the jwest economic plan into the forefront of policy shaping.
Free shit is critical at this stage of the crisis.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (mrrpT)
PSA: in these times of crisis and shortages, "Two to the body and one to the head" has been revised. Till Easter, please consider "One to the Head". Thank you for your cooperation.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (1SMSr)
Monterey Bay Aquarium has a great sea otter live cam going. on. you can watch them eat and play and float around holding hands.
I love sea otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)
That's a surprise...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (EGyGV)
In any event, they keep sending me spam about events, about how I should come down to the zoo, etc. - all the normal stuff.
The zoo is closed because of Wuhan Lung AIDS. Someone should tell their spam-generation department, because they don't seem to be aware.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (e/H31)
how is Italy handling the issue?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Say Loius Sypher, how would you like a knuckle sandwich???
Posted by: JoeBiden at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)
"We are done. We have a deal."
The @WhiteHouse and U.S. congressional leaders in the Senate reached an agreement on a $2 trillion relief package amid the #CCPVirus pandemic, White House official Eric Ueland said. #coronavirus
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
Biggest losers....The USA
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (/6GbT)
Maybe he would crawl off.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
"AZ, population of around 7.5 million people, currently reporting 401 cases of Chinese Lung Rot, with 6 dead, and 8 patients currently hospitalized.
401 of 7.5 million = 0.005346% of population infected currently.
6 dead of 7.5 million = 0.00007999% death rate."
I should have included this rider...
*actual death rates may vary
Posted by: Shoey at March 25, 2020 12:47 PM (lg4FP)
Death rate is calculated based on number of infections, not total population. So we can say the fatality rate is at most 1.5%.
But you are right to point that there have been only six deaths out of millions of people. As long as we can keep the infection rate low, we're good.
Oh, and Rick Wilson is an embarrassing idiot.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)
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So, dead letter law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 25, 2020 01:11 PM (1SMSr)
Who?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (CqE5x)
how is Italy handling the issue?
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In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wranglero at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (G546f)
In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
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That movie's great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)
Hoyer letter to Hse mbrs: The Senate has announced that they have reached an agreement. The Senate is continuing to work on writing the agreement into legislative text. House Democrats are being briefed today on a series of conference calls.
Hoyer to Hse mbrs: Before we can determine when and how the House will consider this legislation, we must have the final legislative text and clear direction on when the Senate will vote. I remain committed to giving House Members 24 hours' notice before the House acts.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (G546f)
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It's not really a state. More of a rest stop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Don't worry. When Cuomo is ready to get the presidential nomination, the democrats will take care all that "Biden breathing" crap.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (z79tQ)
That's the Duke of Kotex to you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (9KTP0)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)
i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)
sea otters are awesome, when they aren't doing that thing to your back door.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)
I'm betting they purchased them.
Now WHY is a bigger question, I think.
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (RIvx9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (d7Ww2)
Roughly have our total population is summer residents, largely from the tri-state area and PA.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (KQ/Al)
cams/sea-otter-cam
remove space
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Nurse, have you been? Been a member for decades, amazing place.
I frequent the area, and get lots of shots of otters (sort of profession). What's ticking me off is this is THE prime time to see them and birds in the estuary. It was really picking up a couple of weeks ago. It's raining now, but thinking I'd try to get out tomorrow. When the waters start to warm is when we get smelt, anchovies, shrimp etc. so they're all fat and happy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)
The Andromeda Strain is better.
"We have a wildfire."
Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)
Four dead in Ohio.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 01:14 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (o2MD2)
45s
I'm somewhat dismayed by the substance and tone of The President's latest tweet regarding a recent personal health scare and while I thank him for wishing me good health, since when is devotion to The Creator as well as voting one's conscience after grist for comedy and personal attacks on one's probity?
I like the president as much as he likes me, but personal attacks are unseemly in the face of the grave issues at hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 25, 2020 12:57 PM (CqE5x)
Fake tweet?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Annie Karni @anniekarni
New York health official just said not to follow the federal guidelines that you should self-quarantine for two weeks after leaving the metropolitan area.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (vEIlU)
Pants sales plummet as everyone works from home
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1242855041091977220
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (G546f)
The surge in the stock market on a scrap of good news suggests how artificial and contrived the recent crash really was. How, dare I say -- intentional.
Maybe in the long term economic doom is approaching, maybe not, but the recent boom is genuine unleashed economic potential that had been held back.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (cnBDP)
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (PbpT7)
That's the Duke of Kotex to you.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (9KTP0)
Duke Duke Duke Duke of Kotex Kotex Kotex
Duke of Kotex
Duke of Kotex
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm reminded of the hippies following Granny around wondering how she keeps the crawfish she plans to smoke lit.
Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (XTiHL)
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Have you ever noticed how he has never STARTED a fight?
Pretty refreshing to have a decent man who loves America and Americans for president who will also hit back.
I can see why it is so disconcerting to the left.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (41rs/)
Pants sales plummet as everyone works from home
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1242855041091977220
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (G546f)
They lurk.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
yes, it's JoeF, he does the fake Mitt Romney tweets.
Also, he ALWAYS says "45s" as the timing of them.
If it says 45s, it's fake.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (PbpT7)
Shirley, you jest.
Rhode Island
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm terrible at names, faces, and geography
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (G546f)
were at the grocery stores morning
these assholes will NEVER self quarantine and are going to start a wildfire of a problem
New Yorkers do not follow the law
that's why they live in NYC
they look at everything as double parking
a suggestion
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (uEbPt)
i believe one of the dead is the guy who took the aquarium cleaner....he didn't have the virus, he took it as a preventative.....so the number should be 5 dead in az.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)
Ah, the brilliant chap what was poisoned to death by the hand of Trump.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (G546f)
In "Contagion," they just went into a mass grave with lots of lime being sprinkled around.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
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That movie's great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 01:12 PM (UWqZJ)
Any movie that has Gwinny Goop drowning in her own phegm in the first 10 minutes gets two thumbs up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2020 01:17 PM (EGyGV)
Romneyvirus has an adverse effect on the spine and the soul, but not the respiratory system. Romneyvirus needs to keep the host bloviating at maximum windspeed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (1SMSr)
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Of course it was. It had little to do with Trump and everything to do with punishing us for rejecting the (D)s advances.
The social / political version of waiting for the ex wife in the parking lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 25, 2020 01:18 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: shibumi at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Jill Colvin @colvinj
New York's health commissioner is not on board with the White House's recommendation yesterday that people leaving the New York metropolitan area self-quarantine for 14 days. "I would not follow that," he says, noting "these cases are all over the country. It's not just New York"
everyone is doing this, why not NY'ers? Selfish if they don't.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (vEIlU)
Since Romney has ostentatiously stabbed conservatives in the back, and since the Left will never really be his allies, and since he has publicly be-clowned himself, what has he got left at this point other than a cult following in Utah?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 01:19 PM (cnBDP)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2020 01:20 PM (n7enF)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 25, 2020 01:13 PM (0O7c5)
(sings) "I can see clearly now.."
Posted by: Guppy in dead guy's belly at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (Boy/L)
@wendyrsherman
Hmm. He calls Dr. Birx, Debbie, and Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci. Really now. . .
The replies/discussions are even sillier.
Here's a thought: Trump has been spending 100's of hours with these people and is used to using their first names because they are familiar with each other? Naw, that can't be it. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
Gosh I'd like to overlay Corona death rates against your followers but their wouldn't be enough dots to establish a statistical correlation.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (Y6UV7)
Vectors. How do they work?
Idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (Boy/L)
Well, Fox News just reported it too.
Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (vEIlU)
in 2 weeks, it will explode with the virus
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (rpxSz)
That is where all the Miami/Dade and Broward cases are coming from.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (Boy/L)
It's liable to get messy with all the shucking off.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 01:22 PM (o2MD2)
Again I say, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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Nothing. There isn't that much difference between a public and a private hospital in the U.S. And making private hospitals public won't do a damn thing to increase their ICU beds, or their staff, or their ventilators, or anything else. The suggestion, like the person who made it, is stupid.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 01:23 PM (k4dH2)
New York's health commissioner is not on board with the White House's recommendation yesterday that people leaving the New York metropolitan area self-quarantine for 14 days. "I would not follow that," he says, noting "these cases are all over the country. It's not just New York"
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Yeah, BECAUSE NEW YORKERS ARE FLEEING THE CITY AND BRINGING IT WITH THEM.
JFC, are you really that daft?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:23 PM (bDqIh)
This is the official definition of a NYC asshole
if you can fake there , you can fake it anywhere
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:24 PM (rpxSz)
Oh, I would bet Ilhan would want the federal government to have the authority to commandeer resources from some hospitals and send them to others. See: Cuomo demanding all of the fed gov's ventilators.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (bDqIh)
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Next presser:
You are a moron....and not the good kind.
- Donald J. Trump
I wouldn't be surprised if someone on his staff lurks here as well as on other popular sites. He seems to keep a pretty good finger to the zeitgeist. If you're out there, oh lurker, please Please PLEASE throw us this bone.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (qc+VF)
Monterey Bay was a great stop along the CA coast. The sea otter and jelly fish exhibits at the Aquarium were great. And there was a whole Steinbeck tour and museum of some sort. A friend and I drove from KS to CA and up the coast. It's been about 35 years but I remember it fondly.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (l6b3d)
CNN is livid
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 01:25 PM (P6ZCq)
"should we have not done that ??"
fucking selfish assholes
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:26 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Average New Yorker at March 25, 2020 01:26 PM (uM6CE)
No he's not. Just another case of
Of course they are doing that. Dead old people is a feature of their politics not a bug.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 25, 2020 01:27 PM (Y6UV7)
then the NYC weekenders started showing up
now 40 and climbing
fuck nyc
Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)
No reply so far.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 01:29 PM (P6ZCq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:33 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 25, 2020 01:34 PM (Boy/L)
Hmm. He calls Dr. Birx, Debbie, and Dr. Fauci, Dr. Fauci. Really now. . .
The replies/discussions are even sillier.
Here's a thought: Trump has been spending 100's of hours with these
people and is used to using their first names because they are familiar
with each other? Naw, that can't be it. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
I know this will shock you but it's another lie. I heard him call him Tony a bunch of times.
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 01:34 PM (uEbPt)
The kiss of death for Romney!
Now the left are required to hate him again because Trump said he likes him.
That takes him out of the play.
Bark like a dog!
Posted by: Mongo at March 25, 2020 01:52 PM (PYikF)
Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at March 25, 2020 01:54 PM (Ium52)
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Fyi. All Joe f posts supposedly quoting mitt Romney tweets are not real Romney tweets. Joe f has that smug douche down cold, so it is impossible to tell if you don't know.
Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 02:18 PM (ZuGkg)
CNN is livid
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Good.
But there will be bad news coming soon for some big companies who need to float loans. Hotel industry....
Posted by: A moron at March 25, 2020 02:21 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Squid_Hunt at March 25, 2020 02:23 PM (S5OQe)
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