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Gallup: Trump Up to 49% Approval; 60% Approve of His Handling of the Chinese Flu
This is why the Objective and Professional (Corporate Neoliberal) Media is going into overdrive.
Another one of their ginned-up Fake News hurricanes is dying down and heading out to sea. This is also why the media is now embargoing Trump's news conferences: Because he's beating them. So they're taking their Fake News ball and going home.President Donald Trump may be enjoying a small rally in public support as the nation faces the COVID-19 pandemic. Forty-nine percent of U.S. adults, up from 44% earlier this month, approve of the job Trump is doing as president. Trump also had 49% job approval ratings -- the best of his presidency -- in late January and early February around the time of the Senate impeachment trial that resulted in his acquittal. ... Trump's response to the novel coronavirus pandemic may be [due to] his higher overall approval rating. Americans give the president generally positive reviews for his handling of the situation, with 60% approving and 38% disapproving. Ninety-four percent of Republicans, 60% of independents and 27% of Democrats approve of his response.60% of independents. Speaking of the Enemy of the People media: While they berate the rest of us about social distancing, this filthy subhuman garbage lice are sticking their germ-ridden gum beneath the chairs in the White House press room:
All of this concern - and someone sticks their gum under a @whitehouse briefing room seat. Beyond gross. pic.twitter.com/2dRRhic1VB
— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) March 24, 2020
Perfect... pic.twitter.com/MTcQHXXB5J
— JEFCON1 (@jefcon1776) March 24, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at March 24, 2020 06:15 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:15 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Another one of their ginned-up Fake News hurricanes is dying down and heading out to sea.
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Has anybody blamed the Wuhan virus on climate change yet -- or at least on Trump pulling out of the Paris Accords?
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
No wonder the media lost their minds.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Suffering From Climate Change at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)
I did and it came back to bite me in my bony little arse.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: kim jong-un at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM
Probably a boatload of headcases out there claiming Gaia is angry and trying to destroy the human cancer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (5prN7)
Gum underneath the frickin' CHAIR???
These people never left junior high.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Unnamed sources tell me that there were boogers there too.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Makatta at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Mg1/u)
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That's not gum!
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (rBtIz)
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You have no idea.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)
John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) March 24, 2020
You mean a Trump Administration whitehouse briefing room seat? This shit never happened under Obama.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Concerned at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)
AYFKM?? First the 'mean girls' anonymous note to the OANN reporter and now this?
Name and shame, then pull their press WH privileges.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (9vQJW)
"Here is one of the vile things you don't do in the midsts of a pandemic . . . ."
Posted by: Test for Echo at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (onMzM)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
You mean a Trump Administration whitehouse briefing room seat? This shit never happened under Obama.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (dNzKv)
True! They were too busy whacking off.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (bZ5DM)
.
.
.
Fuck. I hate him.
Posted by: kim jong-un at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM
Sirence!!!!
And go stand right over there.
A little more to the right....
Posted by: Zombie Kim Jong Il at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)
Don't let them near the fry machine once they've got their new job.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (8B6Ng)
He needs a steady hand on his shoulder.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (WrOkn)
Well, there is speculation that warm weather will kill it, so maybe it is the cure?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv)
That's Not Gum!
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (MnDZY)
___________
Dammit garrett! ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: krusty at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (bbTex)
*******
Biden did, said climate change caused the virus and we need to sign the green deal to stop it.
Ok.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Punching Fauci's Little Man Face at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
Trump wins in a landslide in November with these kinds of numbers.
It's literally over unless there are millions dead from the beer virus in th enext few months.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (JUOKG)
I don't want this country to go through a civil war. I've been in countries during their civil wars and it isn't anything I would wish on any human anywhere.
But these clowns are going to push us into one and for that I am beginning to warm to the idea of them having a healthy sampling of what that is.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: kim jong-un at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (y0S2P)
He needs a steady hand on his shoulder.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM (WrOkn)
Not enough hair.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (bZ5DM)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (y0S2P)
The Hill is the hill to die on, or from.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (pS94+)
He needs a steady hand on his shoulder.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:21 PM
Yeah...pass.
Posted by: The otters at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
EEK!
Posted by: The Librarian at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (lg/F7)
It's not a flu. It's from China but it's not the only pandemic that started in China. So calling it Chinese Flu isn't even narrowing it down. SARS started in China as well. We don't call other viruses by their country of origin. HIV is not Congo Flu. MERS is not Saudi Arabia Flu. Swine Flu is not Mexican/SW US flu. So what is gained by this childishness?
It draws a lot of negative attention on Chinese Americans who had nothing whatsoever to do with this. And other than that, what's good about doing it?
Our own idiotic anti-vaccing population brought back the measles. Should we just call that the American Flu? or call it what it is, the Measles? Mad Cow is Mad Cow, not English Fever or whatever you idiots would call it.
The fact is, where a pandemic started is about the least important thing about it. Who cares where Polio started? What's important is how we avoid it and what cures it if anything.
All countries are bad at controlling pandemics. We did not better than China did. In fact we did worse.
Grow up, Ace.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (IJG6N)
Posted by: Stuttering Greg at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (xSo9G)
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I'd joke that this might be the one that's in quarantine, but surely that gum hasn't been there for several days.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (6qdAW)
No wonder the media lost their minds.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Suffering From Climate Change at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (+dsLj)
Though Trump has tempered his true feelings about this "Pandemic" I think most people sense that he thinks it all bullshit. Just like they do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (pS94+)
Democrat voters are a lost cause. They aint ever coming back to sanity world. They've internalized their programming so much in the absence of propaganda they generate their own.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (l6b3d)
Chewing gum on line? I hope you brought enough for everybody!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (dNzKv)
We all know the stick is in his other hand, hidden for the moment behind his back.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Marshal Stacker Pentecost at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (EgshT)
All countries are bad at controlling pandemics. We did not better than China did. In fact we did worse.
Grow up, Ace.
Posted by: Seattle Slough
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K-k-k-k-Kurt? Is that you?
Posted by: Stuttering Greg at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (xSo9G)
Nah, they'll just keep being retarded howler monkey's, throwing feces around.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (3ik46)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (nRNOc)
*******
Biden did, said climate change caused the virus and we need to sign the green deal to stop it.
Ok.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Punching Fauci's Little Man Face at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
We need Bro-Fo or Rancida or Toothy McUdders to blame they Yids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
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Boy, is he strict!
Posted by: The Waco Kid at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (g8Yc+)
Thank these brave heroes for their efforts!
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (5b5z+)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND) "
Coke bugs ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (WI7YS)
How strange.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:23 PM (KxVoZ)
And his approval is always going "up" to 49%. During impeachment, his approval went up to 49%.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (dNzKv)
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Some expert should probably warn him about touching his face.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM
Your concern is:
[X] Noted
[ ] Not Noted.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: +20 Democrat Poll Samples at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher
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I call dibs on the rump meat!
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Furious George at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (9vQJW)
That's Not Gum!
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 06:18 PM (MnDZY)
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Dammit garrett! ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (aRwoB)
"NO CUM ON CHAIR I!"
- - Horta
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: m at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (7juvc)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (bDqIh)
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Didn't know that. Bummer, he's a good actor. I'm still laughing at the moron who said "What's an Idris Elba?"
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (s9Eo8)
A Nork nuclear "accident"?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (KxVoZ)
I've so missed having someone around that makes even the droppings from my neighbors dog seem intelligent.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:27 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: getting the banned back on ventilators at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (R8han)
Thank these brave heroes for their efforts!
Posted by: El Kabong at March 24, 2020 06:26 PM (5b5z+)
Pity them for their PTSD -- it's real!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (Ic9bN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (KxVoZ)
The next urgent research question!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (MVjcR)
No wonder the media lost their minds.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Suffering From Climate Change at March 24,
The media never recognized leadership. All they had was Obama. So they're too busy trying to out snark each other.
The American people recognize leadership and will respond. It's a cool thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (IJG6N)
Awww a concern troll.
China- bought or Soros-troll?
Posted by: Makatta at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Mg1/u)
Pity them for their PTSD -- it's real!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (pNxlR)
Sadly, not terminal.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Though Trump has tempered his true feelings about this "Pandemic" I think most people sense that he thinks it all bullshit. Just like they do.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
JJ, I think you know well enough that it's not "all bullshit." But it does seem significantly overblown and shaped more by panic than wisdom at this point. Asymptomatic transmission and a long viability outside the host are dangerous, as is a significant mortality rate for a number of groups.
But that doesn't mean you shut down the entire country in a stay-at-home lockdown indefinitely.
It doesn't help to say its nothing at all, nor does it help to say it's Black Plague II: electric boogaloo. There's a reasonable middle ground.
L'chaim, and keep up the good work
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (SFOr6)
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ENDANGERS REPORTERS!!!!!!11111eleventy
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (IJG6N)
Considering China is seeking global domination,
that we stand in their way and that Trump has kicked their ass with tariffs, that their country's economy was flatlining, internal strife in Hong Kong and Xinjiang, and that a level 4 bio weapons lab was right next to the wet market...
You bet your pin head that sure as shit this is Chinese Coronavirus, champ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (pS94+)
612 225 https://tinyurl.com/vfn63b5
Looks like only about 1 in 1000 infected actually require hospitalization.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nu45M)
H1N1 2009: 60 million infected, 250,000 hospitalized. So, 1 in 240 required hospitalization back then. Tell me again how 2020 is worse.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (EwzO+)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (Ic9bN)
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Ready the "B" Ark! But leave the telephone sanitizers with us.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: US MINT at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (fNWtj)
On the side of death, economic destruction and the virus. They will now be blatantly rooting for things not to be fixed by Easter. He is amazing.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (uEbPt)
I've so missed having someone around that makes even the droppings from my neighbors dog seem intelligent.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz
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Like having our own personal AOC. Disappointingly, sans tits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (xSo9G)
New rule. If your network doesnt cover the presser your network doesn't get to ask any questions.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Oh man, how can we get that to the WH staff for consideration!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (a0IVu)
To do better, we obviously need human sacrifices. I guess liberals qualify.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (mlxZk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Per Breitbart.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (r1kPE)
Posted by: Seattle Slough
STFU, dunce.
Worry about the Chinese Flu in your own neighborhood, jerkoff.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (N52Qh)
It's not. And it's looking like it's not going to be. This is supposed to be the week the hospitals are overrun. So far, it's dull. My buddy at the SoCal hospital said there's like 3-4 cases new, and they're young people.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (6qdAW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (pS94+)
You mispelled "chimp."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (mlxZk)
It's only several hundred times higher. I'm sure that's nothing that would interest a reporter.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (jyVW0)
China- bought or Soros-troll?
Posted by: Makatta at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Mg1/u)
An old classic from long ago.
Still tedious as fvck. Some things never change.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (x8Wzq)
More important to discredit Trump than to inform the public.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (oVJmc)
L'chaim, and keep up the good work
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM (SFOr6)
Thank you. But considering the non-reaction and coverup from Swine Flu that killed and hospitalized tens of thousands, this is bullshit.
But I get your meaning. I do take it seriously. But the intentional attempted destruction of our entire economy at a time when the Democrat candidate is proving himself to be a gibbering vegetable and that China was on the ropes and that the media is desperate to wipe out Trump... Capisce?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (pS94+)
And all
[waves arms broadly]
... this ...
Is the Kung Flu Freakout
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: krusty at March 24, 2020 06:22 PM (bbTex)
Obviously someone from the liberal The Hill - but who....?
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: dagny at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (N52Qh)
be blatantly rooting for things not to be fixed by Easter. He is
amazing.
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And specifically rooting for empty churches on Easter.
We'll see how many of the clergy in this country stand with them.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM
Better than journalists breeding.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (bZ5DM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I am henceforth going to throw the Racist Flag anytime 'Chinese Checkers' is mentioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (xSo9G)
Idiot: Eats raw pork that's been sitting out in the sun, dies of Trichinosis.
Media: "Heartbreaking; victim dies after following Trump's nutritional advice. Trump totally mismanaging obesity crisis."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (N30JC)
Spreading fast as lightning!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (L2ZTs)
How does Trump keep "going up" to 49% in these polls when every individual category he is way up over 50%?
the polls have a
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
Truth.
Literally every person I talked to today had some sarcastic remark about the ridiculous panic.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (cqteU)
They won't test her though because she's stable, or in other words, she's not two inches from death.
I get the feeling the amount of cases is seriously underreported and the death rate seriously overinflated. It's still dangerous to be sure, but so is voting for a democrat.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (SFOr6)
Am I missing something?
Second look at run whatcha brung carry in ca?
Posted by: getting the banned to fort up at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (R8han)
Ziika is a forest in Uganda
Old Lyme is a town in Connecticut
Seattle is a sh*thole
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (EwzO+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Per Breitbart.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (r1kPE)
Swapping him out for some PLA general is like swapping deck chairs on the Titanic. I so want China liberated from communism. But Xi is Saddam Hussein with a billion people and lots of nukes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (pS94+)
On the side of death, economic destruction and the virus. They will now be blatantly rooting for things not to be fixed by Easter. He is amazing.
Posted by: ...
HOPELESSNESS IS THE NEW NORMAL!!! ORANGEMANBAD LIED!!!!
Posted by: This...is CNN at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (3ik46)
Gonna need moar paper.
Printing is just a metaphor, now. The brunt of dollar creating is electronic. M0, base money supply exists in the main as 1s and 0s in the Fed's computers.
The physical cash is nothing to sneeze at though. There are about $1.7T of FRNs currently outstanding.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)
Harvard's president Larry Bacow:
Earlier today, Adele and I learned that we tested positive for COVID-19. We started experiencing symptoms on Sunday - first coughs then fevers, chills, and muscle aches--and contacted our doctors on Monday. We were tested yesterday and just received the results a few minutes ago. We wanted to share this news with all of you as soon as possible.
Neither of us knows how we contracted the virus, but the good news--if there is any to be had--is that far fewer people crossed our paths recently than is usually the case.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (N52Qh)
Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (9m9TT)
What's really sad, is this progtard, who's supposed to care so much about the low-income people, is basically forcing the janitor to deal with it. No doubt treats wait staff like scum and shorts tips.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)
do you see what i have to put up with?
and this idiot isn't nearly as bad as most.
this is a fucking pansy
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Grow up, Ace.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (IJG6N)
Don't know who this is, ace, but just give us the sign.
Not much else to do, anyways, with Summers Eve Inslee closing down the state, except for the pot stores
And I need the practice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
Ya mean he is normal, like you and me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
That's not as easy as it sounds.
Posted by: Chairface at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I am henceforth going to throw the Racist Flag anytime 'Chinese Checkers' is mentioned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (xSo9G)
'scuse me while I whip out my Jew's harp and play Dixie...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: batterup at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (N52Qh)
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Given that they would be obliged to attend a crap-ton of grip 'n' greets, not surprising.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (r+sAi)
Ziika is a forest in Uganda
Old Lyme is a town in Connecticut
Seattle is a sh*thole
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:33 PM (EwzO+)
Seattle names after Native American Chief from the area.
He had slaves.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (xSo9G)
I thought seattle slops was a female? I guess it's time for a memory upgrade module.
Posted by: A wet fork lift tire at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (32YRo)
From what I can tell, the current WH correspondent for The Hill is some potato-eater named Niall Stanage. Not 100% on that though.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (nFwvY)
But the intentional attempted destruction of our entire economy at a time when the Democrat candidate is proving himself to be a gibbering vegetable and that China was on the ropes and that the media is desperate to wipe out Trump... Capisce?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh, on that we are 100% simpatico. I see the media's plot, but they have very little leverage here, as seen by Pelousy's complete climb-down.
There's no covering for their typical shenanigans, when everyone is at home looking at the internet 20 hours a day.
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (SFOr6)
'scuse me while I whip out my Jew's harp and play Dixie...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
While wearing a burka.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (6qdAW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
^^^^THIS
Can we start a go fund me to do this?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (a4qVe)
******
It's a country of people who dip known disease carriers ass first into soup and we're all wondering where this virus might have come from.
Sure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (bFSXM)
We'll see how many of the clergy in this country stand with them.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM
Screw the left. If I have to stand by myself with a candle in my driveway at midnight chanting Christ is Risen, Pascha will be celebrated!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
I think it's about god-damned time we start noting the origin of these plagues, and this particular Chinese plague, as was mentioned above, sits right next to a top-of-the-line Bio Warfare lab, so I think now is a real good time to start naming and shaming.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (rKES9)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 24, 2020 06:20 PM (E7vND)
Maybe just me, but I took delight in seeing his obvious discomfort. You know he's frustrated that his advice isn't being granted total deference by the decision makers... and I say, good!
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (zqs/f)
'scuse me while I whip out my Jew's harp and play Dixie...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
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Harp and a weather machine?
Wow, you guys have everything!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 06:16 PM (aRwoB)
Well, it *is* Trump's Katrina.
By that, I mean, city mayors do fuck-all and whine the President hasn't saved them.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 24, 2020 06:38 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)
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Also, not as easy as it sounds
Posted by: Joker at March 24, 2020 06:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 24, 2020 06:38 PM (BRpqW)
100% effective. Spread the word.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (6qdAW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (fNWtj)
Why not? That's what my Chinese-American neighbor calls it. And he's a perfesser at the kollidge.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 06:39 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
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Harp and a weather machine?
Wow, you guys have everything!
Posted by: blake
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It's all there, right *there* in The Elders of Zion Handbook.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (PUmDY)
And it looks like there is no effective cure.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (qQgfA)
Learn something new here everyday. I thought Acosta was a buttplug.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (EGyGV)
The Great Gum Caper Case...broken? Maybe John Roberts can inquire of this from Mr. Stanage...hmmm?
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (l3+k2)
the origin of these plagues, and this particular Chinese plague, as was
mentioned above, sits right next to a top-of-the-line Bio Warfare lab,
so I think now is a real good time to start naming and shaming.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (rKES9)
If not, then why did the ChiComs raze the freaking wet market a month ago? Strange also they were in such a great position to implement taking advantage of the markets. Almost like they'd already had a contingency plan in place if something like this were to happen.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
$4 billion of it is liquidity from the Federal Reserve.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
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Harp and a weather machine?
Wow, you guys have everything!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 24, 2020 06:37 PM (WEBkv) ['/i]
Don't forget, didn't they also have sharks with lasers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
$4 billion of it is liquidity from the Federal Reserve.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (nRNOc)
Sorry, $4 trillion.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (+/9Ez)
*************
Yep, I'm not even going to eat chinese food anymore unless the local joints are owned by MAGA peeps.
Bye.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
Oh well - I'll just leave some chewed gum here
Posted by: doof2112 at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (KxVoZ)
He had slaves.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 06:36 PM (axyOa)
Was that the tribe that had those ginormous clubby axes made just for slicing of slaves' heads off ("slices like a hammer" is real)?
Used in public meetings, kind of like tapping the keg to get things rolling, or turning on the house lights as a signal that the party is over?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (bZ5DM)
Posted by: Makatta at March 24, 2020 06:29 PM
Probably double-dipping.
Posted by: Bert G at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (OMsf+)
Spreading fast as lightning!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I've had this song in my ear for a week now.
My bourbon budget has been blown all to hell.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:41 PM (BiNEL)
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Mutated sea bass. But they're ill-tempered.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (g8Yc+)
Too complex?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (o2MD2)
********
I've been calling it the Made in China Virus to enrage my lefty facebook friends.
I think I have one left who hasn't unfriended me yet.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Concerned at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)
.........
I used to hear tales of a mythical beast: The Line Item Veto. But I have no idea if it ever really existed and was just a fireside story told by the elders or just became extinct from a bad decision by SCOTUS.
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)
It was way worse in China than they let on. Their numbers make no sense.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (TYQsd)
It's Chinese virus you twit.
Fucks up half of your stupid argument right there.
Take the name of my hometown out of your nick, you're worthless.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (qQgfA)
I think I have one left who hasn't unfriended me yet.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
Thats a great batting average. congrats.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (TQ/zJ)
It's only several hundred times higher. I'm sure that's nothing that would interest a reporter.
Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (jyVW0)
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Frequent travelers would be my guess.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (RU4sa)
Triple crown winning race horse.
This Seattle Slough, loser horse turds.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (TYQsd)
Seattle Slew was the racehorse.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: the dandy at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (8bjqM)
Posted by: IC at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (a0IVu)
Spreading fast as lightning!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I've had this song in my ear for a week now.
My bourbon budget has been blown all to hell.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
For those who haven't seen/heard Steven Crowder's version:
https://youtu.be/MPGw5Ucmwk8
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (8B6Ng)
Triple crown winning race horse.
This Seattle Slough, loser horse turds.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (TYQsd)
I believe the horse was Slew.
A slough is a pool of stagnant water.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (E2o2V)
Yeah, right? - that and "My Corona"...it plays in a loop in my head and it hurts!
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
You're not trying hard enough then.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (Mq9bU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (2ygtH)
Jaw-droppingly disrespectful and hostile. She was probably the gum depositer. Re-roll the tape, see who was chewing.
Posted by: fly gal at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (CEp7p)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (r1kPE)
The jew's harp is to instruments what that synchronized-ribbon-twirling-gymnastics-thing is to sports.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
It's the kazoo of wide-mouthed jugs.
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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His Social Credit account would take a major hit otherwise.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: batterup at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (K4I9O)
They should reflect upon Mussolini and his girlfriend.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (WrOkn)
Posted by: don't ask me at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (/LQkF)
How about the WuTang Flu?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:44 PM (qQgfA)
has Poontang flu been used?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (7ZMbn)
Exactly. Never let a crisis go to waste, especially when it's of your own making.
I don't think the release of Chinese Lung Plague was intentional, but I do think they will have learned a few things from it, and will be doubling their efforts in the ol' bio labs.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (rKES9)
I think I have one left who hasn't unfriended me yet.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
And, if in 2 weeks basically nothing happens, you can say it fell apart, like everything else Made In China.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Concerned at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)
Id like I point you to the admin's plan to stop the spread of concern these next 15 days...
https://whitehouse.gov/articles/15-days-stop-concern/
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
Technically JJ, I think you are supposed to "whistle" Dixie, if you want to be historically correct!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (BiNEL)
Technically, I would assume the cannabis industry can't collect on *any* federal bailouts. It's a huge industry, especially in my state.
Wonder if they'll be left to topple or get some kind of exemption.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:31 PM (8B6Ng)
You may be right. Some doctor on Joe Rogan's show last week predicted 480,000 deaths "conservatively". But I'm still skeptical.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (EwzO+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Jaw-droppingly disrespectful and hostile. She was probably the gum depositer. Re-roll the tape, see who was chewing.
Posted by: fly gal at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (CEp7p)
THIS IS WHEN THE CHURCHES SHOULD BE PACKED YOU STUPID BITCH OF A REPORTER!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (QMwOT)
If I were President, THAT, is when I would just let a real loud one rip as I was leaving the room.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
Its the Chinese Communist party of China virus exported by Chinese from China.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (s9Eo8)
Mine too. I hope Evan Williams doesn't decide to make hand sanitizer instead.
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (K22Va)
Just looked up M0, monetary base. (Fed data for this is known as H.3)
M0 stands at $3.54T, of which $1.8T is physical.
Now, it gets complicated, but not all of the latter is FRNs, it includes the coin out there.
Coin and FRNs are two very different things. Coin is direct Treasury currency, it is not created and destroyed by the Fed.
Also Demi Rose's pillows, latest from DM:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-
8138813
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (qQgfA)
**********
Their incestuous relationship with China might be a clue.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (+dsLj)
Yeah, right? - that and "My Corona"...it plays in a loop in my head and it hurts!
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)
i hate you now.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: Pliney at March 24, 2020 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
That's not as easy as it sounds.
Posted by: Chairface at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (kOpft)
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Five or six unmanned nuclear powered bulldozers controlled by signals from Earth. By bulldozers, I mean something the size of a ship, with the frame, blade, and excavator buckets made from Lunar Aluminum and Steel.
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)
Biden:
"I'm so gosh darned proud of those people who . . . uh, well, . . . uh. Anyway"
* Actual transcript (almost)
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/
status/1242546690466418688
(tinyURL rejects twitter links)
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (SFOr6)
Seems cromulent.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (r+sAi)
How about the " Barbaric animal abusing Chinese open air wet market Virus"
Posted by: Avi at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (kSq2k)
Why would they topple? I drove by one near me today and it appeared to be doing a brisk business judging by all the cars in the parking lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (7ZMbn)
I was going to mention something about about wanting more after a few hours, but decided that would be in bad taste!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (BiNEL)
1. Are they assigned seats in the press room?
2. How old is said gum?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (QMwOT)
Yes, the seats are assigned both in normal circumstances and now. These days you can see pieces of paper taped on seats indicating which person from which outlet is supposed to sit where.
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 06:25 PM (nRNOc)
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It's unbelievable the stupid questions they ask him. So many of those "journalists" seem young and inexperienced, I keep thinking "is this the best your employer can do?"
Maybe I'm just old and cranky, I don't know. But it seems they always glom onto anything they can show as negative, instead of mentioning the positive things.
Posted by: bluebell at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (/669Q)
SAD s/
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (TYQsd)
Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (sjTfF)
28 Though as a concerned conservative concerning Christian, I am
concerned that this bill going through Congress will be the most larded
shit that ever shat a shitters shit of shatness, so naturally I'm
concerned Trump will sign it, which concerns me about his reelection
chances.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Concerned at March 24, 2020 06:19 PM (+dsLj)
===
CONCERN STATUS:
[X] NOTED
[ ] NOT NOTED
[X] DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CONCERN
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (pw+jk)
https://bit.ly/3dv00mv
Posted by: SandyCheeks at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (u1+n/)
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)
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So, a Bolo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 06:34 PM (pS94+)
Can i play cowbell? I been practicing.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (MVjcR)
Well, to be fair, you did essentially predict that we should buy moar ammo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 06:46 PM (q1Pj5)
.........
It's not like we're talking quadrillions yet, right?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
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?
Don't know, but one Moron came up with 'Wu Ping Cough'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (CDGwz)
It was fun. I am usually too polite to poke the bear.
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (KxVoZ)
And then tried to blame the US military, and played games about cutting off drug supplies.
They're a backward, oppressive regime and fuck them with a rusty chainsaw.
Stop hiding behind mythical 'Chinese Americans' and their supposed bad feelz that seem to be as elusive as Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (ouBhA)
There were reports in January/February of sulfur dioxide emanating from China, apparently from burning bodies. It has been batted down by "fact checkers" but never heard anything definitive.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (puu6v)
Well, to be fair, you did essentially predict that we should buy moar ammo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
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That's always a safe recommendation!
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (MVjcR)
Except Poontang is a Tagalog word.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (qQgfA)
Once again, I love the ettes.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Too complex?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (af5xa)
Epoch Times is calling it CCP Virus.
Epoch Times does NOT like the Chicoms.
Still . . .
Wuhan Flu rhymes, and it's got a beat you can dance to.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (SFOr6)
Gee whiz!! They do!!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/satlfnw
Posted by: wally at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (E2o2V)
........
Isn't that the one spread by Honeydolls?
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JAS at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (2BZBZ)
The Beijing Bug.
The Wu Flu.
The Kung Flu.
The Chi-Rona.
The Wang Chung.
The Rice-o-Rona.
The Mao Flu.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:30 PM (KxVoZ)
Ask Kevin Bacon. He can explain.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (zqs/f)
Did he say in the US or world wide?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (qQgfA)
I believe he meant US. 10x the Flu.
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (EwzO+)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (E2o2V)
I thought that the Spanish Flu was actually another gift from China!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
"Drove by." Yeah. Okay. Sure.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (sGotD)
Well, to be fair, you did essentially predict that we should buy moar ammo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
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That's always a safe recommendation!
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (MVjcR)
i didn't know Walmart no longer sells handgun ammo. Assholes.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: FloridaMan - still believes this is overreaction at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (EwzO+)
I saw that (series) with Osterholm, and it was pretty scary. That was also 2 weeks ago. We're in week 1 of the SIP here in CA.
If it takes 2 weeks to incubate, then we should be starting to see a sharp rise really soon. My buddy at the ICU was pretty uptight last week, this week not so much.
But like I said, their top guys said this is the week it starts. Fingers crossed. I think we're looking at an all clear in under 10 days.
And, clean your weapons.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (8B6Ng)
Did he say in the US or world wide?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (qQgfA)
has to be WW
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (qQgfA)
Well wang dang!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Rose at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (E2o2V)
Pretty sure the Antonine Plague came from China as well. That plague played a huge role in the Crisis of the Third Century, which Rome almost didn't recover from (Aurelian you rock dude!).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (K22Va)
For some contrast, M0 stood at $825B in Dec. of 2007.
I'll generate a FRED graph to illustrate just how much money the FED printed over the past 10 years. If I can remember how.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (KxVoZ)
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"Fly me to the Trump..."
"Trump River"
"Shine on, harvest Trump..."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: rd at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)
I would gladly go to the moon and run one of those machines, remotely, from inside a building. Of course, there would be strippers.
Posted by: Carl at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (QMwOT)
"I'm so gosh darned proud of those people who . . . uh, well, . . . uh. Anyway"
* Actual transcript (almost)
https://twitter.com/tomselliott/
status/1242546690466418688
(tinyURL rejects twitter links)
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (SFOr6)
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The DEMO-COMMIE'S "ELITES" are shitting their pants for another 2010 blowout up, down, and sideways through every single government office to go TRUMP.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (pw+jk)
It was fun. I am usually too polite to poke the bear.
-
It will be fun to see him again when it eventually comes out that people with the virus were being purposely sent to places like DC ever since November.
Because you know they were.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (8E3CE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
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That's always a safe recommendation!
Posted by: Weasel
Well duh, like saying "remember to breathe." (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (7s3Gx)
From a Chinese news agency, IIRC.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (SchxB)
FVCK him with the COVID-19 infected barbed cock of Satan for being a POS scare-monger.
Spanish Influenza only killed 675,000 Americans out of a population of 105 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (qQgfA)
Still hanging my head.
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 06:53 PM (K22Va)
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Once this passes, just buy a little at a time. It should bounce back pretty quickly.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (7ZQe3)
STFU, dunce.
Worry about the Chinese Flu in your own neighborhood, jerkoff.
-----------------------------------------
I am concerned about my neighborhood. But that's the thing about this one. If my neighborhood continues doing what we have been doing (I'm in Seattle and we are way ahead of you on social distancing, I'm sure) it will help us for a little bit.
But, as we have seen, a handful of people brought this with them from China and it's everywhere. So no matter what we do about it, unless everyone does the same things, it won't matter. We will get reinfected.
It's like you all don't realize what this is. It's a VERY contagious cold that turns your immune system against your lungs. It kills. Many who are not killed have permanent lung issues. And once we reach capacity on hospital beds with ventilators, the death toll is going to go up. WAY up.
This isn't some flu. Every government in the world is taking this at least as seriously as we are. This isn't a liberal plot. It's a pandemic. The worst since Spanish Flu (which likely started in France or England) and it could be much worse.
I'm no China apologist, but they did what you are supposed to do. They isolated the region. Figured out who was sick and quarantined the shit out of them. We aren't doing that. And you are all acting very nonchalant about it.
Personally, I'm pretty sure I can survive this thing. I'm healthy. I have no immune issues. I'm under 50 (barely) and I'm not a smoker.
Lucky me. My parents? Not so much.
I find it hilarious people think I'm a Soros funded troll.
I wish.
Ace declared me officially "not really a troll."
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/347499.php
I'm a "person who comes here to disagree."
He even clarified in the comments:
"[N]o, let's be clear about what a troll is and what a dissident is. Seattle Slough does indeed engage, and will sit in the thread and argue with you.
He is not a troll. Not everyone who disagrees is a "troll.""
-Ace, 2014
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (IJG6N)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:42 PM (o2MD2)
Someone on Tucker said that the Chinese government is finding sick people and tossing them into the incinerator.
One way to keep the stats down.
No new cases! Prove it. Go ahead, find sick people.
- the Chinese government
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (sy5kK)
And then tried to blame the US military, and played games about cutting off drug supplies.
They're a backward, oppressive regime and fuck them with a rusty chainsaw.
Stop hiding behind mythical 'Chinese Americans' and their supposed bad feelz that seem to be as elusive as Bigfoot."
The Chinese have a rich history of sizing up people and knowing who can be bribed. They hit the jackpot with D.C. So when you hear attempts to derail discussion of China's role because of racism or whatever, the propaganda hos are doing their masters' bidding.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (puu6v)
Left you a comment re MyPillow on the last thread. I would suggest getting one of each fill level when ordering. You can keep what you like and return the other--(60 day return no questions asked.)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (sGotD)
This is some kind of a set up by a lefty!
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (HX3Bi)
Except Poontang is a Tagalog word.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:49 PM (qQgfA)
You're just going to leave it hanging like that?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (WrOkn)
1. Are they assigned seats in the press room?
2. How old is said gum?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (QMwOT)
its always disgusting, even long before corona
its repulsive revolting and wrong
chewing and chewing all day long
like a cow does
Posted by: Avi at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)
Did he say in the US or world wide?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:47 PM (qQgfA)
Heard Cuomo tried to explain his need for over 300K ventilators - this was his, umm, math - he's been told that 48% of NY-ers could get the Kung Flu - since there are 19M NY-ers that's over 9M cases detected in NY state alone - of that he tried to suggest that 20% will be serious enough to hospitalize or 1.8M! And of that 1.8M people lying in hospital beds at Mt Sinai - 18% will need ventilators - so, over 300K! The man is truly an imbecile for accepting those figures and spreading them out there - I think Trump was having none of it.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (qQgfA)
Stop hiding behind mythical 'Chinese Americans' and their supposed bad feelz that seem to be as elusive as Bigfoot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)
The ChiComs knew for a full month about it as they were flying hundreds of Chinese tourists to Italy and Spain.
I just hope this is a wakeup call that globalism kills, I think it will be.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Carl at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (tVQUs)
Gawd that is good fun.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (o2MD2)
~~~~~
That's correct, Mr. Peebles...to the tune of more than 5,000,000 people spreading it around.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Looking like a doddering old man in his house, alone.
2020 is going to be a textbook year of political malfeasance of the Democratic Party and how they approached the election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:48 PM (+dsLj)
I don't think all of this is incest (classical incest that is)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (WrOkn)
No, they didn't.
International law (please, audience, hold your laughter) required China to promptly and completely report the details of the outbreak as soon as they were aware of it.
They did not do so.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (r1kPE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (E2o2V)
And hopefully not be forced to use up what I do have.
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: The Bitchboy Rick Wilson at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (yhf6w)
Only way to get the press is the Mussolini option.
Just a couple of them at first, to give them a chance to start telling the truth.
ATTENTION PRESS!
YOU LIE, YOU DIE!
They'll change.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (qQgfA)
******
lol trollish troll full of soy and spermless semen quoting a 6 year old thread.
haaaahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: the dandy at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (8bjqM)
I'm a "person who comes here to disagree."
He even clarified in the comments:
"[N]o, let's be clear about what a troll is and what a dissident is.
Seattle Slough does indeed engage, and will sit in the thread and argue
with you.
He is not a troll. Not everyone who disagrees is a "troll.""
-Ace, 2014
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (IJG6N)
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Maybe you should go comment on that thread to prove your point.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (pw+jk)
Perfect, really.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (qQgfA)
Come on Anna, you want reputable links and you are asking the question here?
I swear I read that recently, but I will try to resolve that connection.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (BiNEL)
2. How old is said gum?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 06:45 PM (QMwOT)
As far as I know, they've always assigned seats.
And you have to know that the cleaning staff would never miss something that blatant. They and others do some pretty serious checks of that room both before and after these conferences. This ain't the Bijou. Doubt the press is bright enough to think this one through.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (8B6Ng)
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That's correct, Mr. Peebles...to the tune of more than 5,000,000 people spreading it around.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 06:56 PM (sGotD)
...
No way was China going to jump on a hand grenade for the world.
If they were going to take a hit, everyone was going to take that same hit or worse.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (H5knJ)
A) because PDT does and anything he does is fine by me, and
2) it really seems to piss of the left.
Posted by: Weasel at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MVjcR)
They scratch their gang sign... ABC, CBS, CNN...etc into the porcelain and chromework with their diamond rings.
They're thugs.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (HX3Bi)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 06:57 PM (WrOkn)
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Designed by someone who, like Medieval artists and lions, had had a woman described to him, but had never actually seen one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (V2Yro)
Chinese Regime Directly Targets Trump in Latest Disinformation Push
In a notable shift in messaging, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is now turning to directly target President Donald Trump as part of its global disinformation campaign -- aggressively pushing terms such as "Trump Pandemic."
Chinese officials and state-run media have already attempted to shift the blame over the regime's botched handling of the CCP virus by pushing conspiracy theories targeting the United States. Multiple major CCP outlets, most whom have English versions of their websites, are now attacking Trump head-on.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (32YRo
By the way - that's 9M NY-ers infected ALL AT THE SAME TIME - the man is mathematically and statistically illiterate.
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (32YRo)
"I am concerned"
You said it all there.
Posted by: Carl at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (8B6Ng)
Here's the current seating chart for the WH press room, as of Mar 16
https://tinyurl.com/usrjd45
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (EGyGV)
If you only have 1 billion you still have to work for the trillionaires. A Big mac will cost a million.
Shit I'll be broke before payday.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (VxWz2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (sGotD)
-Ace, 2014
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (IJG6N)
I don't think you are a troll, but I do think that you are incorrect in your estimation of the dangers and transmissibility of Sino-Lung-Rot and I think that you sound a bit hysterical.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (dLLD6)
Whenever I see this woman's ass, all I can envision is the punishment regularly doled out to the plumbing system. That is a remarkable ass.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Look at the WHO tweet based on their being told by the Chicomms that there is no human-to-human transmission and that they destroyed data.
Why is Iran so hard hit? Chinese flights into and out of Iran of Chinese military. Who is helping them with their ballistic missile and nuclear work.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (HX3Bi)
Here's a graph of the monetary base from FRED(Federal Reserve Economic Data, maintained by the St.Louis Fed):
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE
That's the monthly series back to '59. Grey bar regions are recessions. See the spike in '08. That's when the mad printing started.
Do you see how much fucking money the Fed started printing after '08.
ANd you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (f1Vqw)
*******
Well I hope I get laid first at least.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 06:52 PM (8B6Ng)
But it's typically 4-5 days, from what I've read. The 2-week span is on the outside, jus to be safe, estimate for quarantines. They wouldn't be giving recent travels from hotspots the all clear after 14 days if that was the actual believed time to develop symptoms.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Carl at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)
And cruising Colfax for hookers and blow?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (MnDZY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (32YRo)
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that a liberal connected Governor from NY has math problems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (TQ/zJ)
He is not a troll. Not everyone who disagrees is a "troll."" -Ace, 2014
******
lol trollish troll full of soy and spermless semen quoting a 6 year old thread.
haaaahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 06:58 PM (+dsLj)
I think that was the thread that I was called a shitweasel. I was a different nic. Heidi still calls me that now. No maybe that 2010. Or the 60's.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (ykYG2)
Based on my extensive knowledge of DD, I don't think we can be sure
whether Seattle Slough is a troll or not until we set him/her on fire.
Best to apply the Pear of Agony just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: pep at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 07:03 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
____________________________________________
Hey man - just finished your Vampires of Michigan book. Nice work, you have the skeelz, they are the mad ones. Plus I grew up in Michigan, which added to the fun.
Bummed that there's no followup.
Need to hear more about Summer(?)....liked that character. (mild reader feedback suggestion, yo)
At any rate - well done, thanks for that.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (wmfhQ)
How much Progressive pork has been held up while the Chinese Flu Weapon is around. Quite a bit.
Go, Mr. President! Best President ever.
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (glGDV)
-Ace, 2014
Is that Pre-Shelving Capable Ace or Post-Shelving Capable Ace?
Cuz it makes a difference.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating The End of This Shitshow at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (+dsLj)
What, you mean there is hope?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March
meh, there is a very dominant herd instinct in the horde from time to time
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (dLLD6)
We in the horde think he's a troll, CBD - please let us keel him...can we, please, please?
Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: greggg at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (NAbCm)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Also, since the seats on either side are empty, it's not as if their neighbor could casually smear their gum on the seat for The Hill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 06:55 PM (qQgfA)
Tim Pool mentioned that theory in one of his videos. I think it was a paper from Stanford written several years ago, maybe 2012?
https://youtu.be/1veuxieYt_A
Posted by: pookysgirl is really starting to loathe Common Core at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
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There was a decent supply of 28 ga. birdshot yesterday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (CDGwz)
it's worse than that - they are in the Dark Ages
imagine it's 1300 there
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (j9HX3)
Whenever I see this woman's ass, all I can envision is the punishment regularly doled out to the plumbing system. That is a remarkable ass.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (ATCV4)
Ok, y'all made look.
Dear God, that's awful. If you poke her with a pin she'll fly all around the room.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (Mq9bU)
In the middle of what they scream is an existential crisis, they can't stop themselves from making the prime issue that the label people are using is insufficiently politically-correct.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/usrjd45
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 07:00 PM (EGyGV)
So the Hill can't even blame somebody sitting next to them? Bwahahaha.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (8B6Ng)
you are incorrect in your estimation of the dangers and transmissibility
of Sino-Lung-Rot and I think that you sound a bit hysterical.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (dLLD6)
Well I know I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 06:59 PM
I have yet to meet a Brit that doesn't hate Churchill. Then again I've never met a non-leftist Brit. But I'd hate for America to treat Trump the way Britain treated Churchill.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (l6b3d)
military. Who is helping them with their ballistic missile and nuclear
work.
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That can't be a good sign for China's military.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 07:06 PM (kOpft)
No, but it is literally Middle East[/i/ Respiratory Syndrome. Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen
I call it "MERSIL".
Posted by: B. Hussein O'Welby, M.D. at March 24, 2020 07:06 PM (Ndje9)
In a notable shift in messaging, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is now turning to directly target President Donald Trump as part of its global disinformation campaign -- aggressively pushing terms such as "Trump Pandemic."
And that's why I call it the Wuhan Virus.
China lied about the outbreak and allowed it to spread around the world without any warning and has brought the entire world to a screeching halt while spreading disease and death and ruining the finances of billions of hard working people.
And instead of being contrite and seeking to help they are doubling down and blaming it on the US. The commies had the gall to accuse the US military of spreading the disease in Wuhan with the intent of creating a crisis so they could blame the poor communists who never lie.
Fuck them. They act like criminals and animals hurting billions of people and then they lie about it? And it somehow not politically correct to blame them?
They can suck my dick and so can anyone who pretends to be offended.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)
think we can be sure whether Seattle Slough is a troll or not until we
set him/her on fire.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (H5knJ)
Don't do that! Let me see if I can talk zhir/zhe/zhit out of trolling and leading a good life!
Posted by: al gore 10th level vice prez'snit at March 24, 2020 07:06 PM (/LQkF)
Been about two months since we sold the last pistol rounds on clearance.
But I still get customers coming in and asking for such ammo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 07:06 PM (qQgfA)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (8JqLB)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (HX3Bi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (CDGwz)
You lucky bastards. In CA the "super" walmarts don't even carry freaking pocket knives. The boxcutters are behind glass.
Then again, that's probably a good thing here.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 07:02 PM (f1Vqw)
It's all good so long as Amazon subscription service doesn't run out of green ink!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (BiNEL)
As Ace said the other day, he'll gladly fall on the Demi grenade for us. He's selfless like that, he said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Meanwhile, while they didn't address it specifically, get the sense that containment seems to be going OK in the rest of the country.
That's why Trump talked about regional changes, based on local conditions.
If travel restrictions were constitutional or practical, I think you'd already see them for certain places.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 07:07 PM (r1kPE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (CDGwz)
Plenty of shot shells so we took advantage of that in 100 shell boxes.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (7ZMbn)
Bunch of old geezers are in charge.
Their religion tells them to wipe their tushes with a hand.
And they seem to like to kiss religious shrines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (qQgfA)
Been about two months since we sold the last pistol rounds on clearance.
But I still get customers coming in and asking for such ammo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March
I think they have had city specific bans over ammo for years. nothing in cleveland, wmt, has any.
Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
Whenever I see this woman's ass, all I can envision is the punishment regularly doled out to the plumbing system. That is a remarkable ass.
Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2020 07:01 PM (ATCV4)
Ok, y'all made look.
Dear God, that's awful. If you poke her with a pin she'll fly all around the room.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 24, 2020 07:05 PM (Mq9bU)
She appears to be about 3 feet tall, so she may not be as pulchritudinous as she looks.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (z0XD8)
JOURNALISM!!!!
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (NiXyF)
I do like those pickles that are big as the hamburger bun and lots of mayonnaise.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (Z+IKu)
There's an Elba in my pants.
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at March 24, 2020 06:28 PM (EgshT)
_____________
Heh. BTW, that hash is a keeper ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (aRwoB)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: filipino slam fire pipe gun at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (R8han)
I would love to see an AOS thread with nothing but alternative name that might get past the censors.
SumTingWong Flu
BrakRung Fru
GumSumLung Flu
WuHu Flu
Y-U-Blu Flu
Make a list!
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 07:08 PM (af5xa)
==
That's weird, 'cause they are closed till mid April
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Must have been a poll of Ceryk Unger's kid's classmates' parents.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (HX3Bi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL)
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That reminded me that I'd been meaning to look up Tua Tagovailoa's full first name.
It's Tuanigamanuolepola.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (sWM8x)
Also he's going to beat their ass in November.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 07:09 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 24, 2020 07:10 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 06:54 PM (8E3CE)
What in the ever-loving fuck? This "safety-first" religion is going to kill our country.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 07:10 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 24, 2020 07:10 PM (8B6Ng)
stop themselves from making the prime issue that the label people are
using is insufficiently politically-correct.
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If you really want to make their heads explode, remind them that political correctness is also a Chinese disease.
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)
I hope you are right. I really really do.
The world is taking unprecedented steps to limit the fallout of this and the numbers are going to keep going up, but sure, it's not that contagious.
Sure it's spread to every country and every state in a matter of weeks, but no big whoop.
There are certainly more contagious things. Ebola is more contagious. But since you get very visibly sick and die within days of getting Ebola, it typically doesn't spread. HIV is the opposite. It hides for years and you can pass it without knowing you have it. But it's pretty hard to get. You have to share needles or have unprotected sex.
This is sort of in between. You can pass it for days before you know you have it. It comes from saliva and thus can be sneezed or coughed. It lives on metal surfaces for hours. It's really hard to avoid.
Just look at what's happened. In Seattle we are all staying home and people are wearing masks and gloves. You can't find hand sanitizer or Clorox wipes. And the cases will still increase.
And you are all still worrying about how this impacts the election and who you can blame. So fucking dumb.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (IJG6N)
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go beat up my Chinese neighbours.
It's okay; I've been doing it for years -- it's nothing to do with Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 24, 2020 07:10 PM (zqs/f)
The precautionary principle is a TERRIBLE public policy guidance tool.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: dartist at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (K22Va)
But this...
Grow up, Ace.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 06:24 PM (IJG6N)
is quite another. And that other thing is troll.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 07:13 PM (sGotD)
I don't think their are that many in the US
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2020 07:17 PM (dKiJG)
It's okay; I've been doing it for years -- it's nothing to do with Wuhan Flu.
Swinjin!
Posted by: Wu at March 24, 2020 07:17 PM (rSIFx)
Thanks for the backup link PG!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 24, 2020 07:17 PM (dKiJG)
NY is more important than the rest of the US?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 07:19 PM (BiNEL)
From what I'm reading the smart money is thinking we're at the bottom of the Dow dive. It's basing that on that provision in the stimulus bill to amend the Federal Reserve Act to allow the Fed to buy stocks and corporate bonds directly.
If that passes, the market will jump. Some are hoping just the threat the Fed can buy will be enough to start pumping it again (people trying to front run the Fed).
If the Fed does start buying, there will be a huge rebound.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 07:19 PM (f1Vqw)
hand sanitizer or Clorox wipes. And the cases will still increase.
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 07:12 PM (IJG6N)
Yes, they will unfortunately. People will get sick. Most will get better. A few won't. Which is bad, because one is too many. The infections will peak, and then decrease. Then stop. Just like they have everywhere else. And when it's over people will go back to school and work and life and the world will go on like it always does. *shrug*
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 24, 2020 07:20 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle (@gopcongress) at March 24, 2020 07:26 PM (SH7Tr)
And yes, doctor prescribed.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 24, 2020 07:40 PM (e1mEI)
Of course this thing will run its course.
Yes, people will get it and most will recover.
But the Spanish Flu got 1/3 of the planet. And people didn't move around in 1918 like they do know.
I don't think we want that. In Italy, they have to choose who lives and who dies. They've had 743 deaths - yesterday.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/21/upshot/coronavirus-deaths-by-country.html
Our curve is as steep as Spain or Italy. And we are behind on testing.
I hope this is no big deal. That this blows over like the seasonal flu. But so far, that sure isn't looking to be the case. Again, we are taking unprecedented action and things are not showing signs of improving. Quite the opposite.
You'd think the way we are keeping away from each other, that all contagious diseases would die. Yet this one keeps going. We don't have the ability or the stomach to do what China and South Korea did. Quite the opposite, Trump is looking to end social distancing to save his hotels.
https://www.motherjones.com/coronavirus-updates/2020/03/trump-coronavirus-depression/
That could kill a half a million Americans. But hey, he's got hotels to profit from!
Posted by: Seattle Slough at March 24, 2020 07:48 PM (luSNd)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at March 24, 2020 07:59 PM (3Djt/)
As of 3/22
Gallon bleach at McLendons - $5.00
Spray bottle at same - $4.99
Rag bag - closet free
3/4 cup bleach in a gallon of dihydrogen monoxide. Spray liberally on surface and wipe down with cloth in 5 minutes. Bonus points for using giant Orange rubber cleaning gloves to protect hands.
Tadaaaa. Clorox wipes (some assembly required)
Warning: Do not spray food. Do not confuse with spray on starch. Use without safety Orange rubber cleaning gloves voids imaginary warranty. Do not use in California since dihydrogen monoxide is classed as a cancer causing agent.
On a serious note, I used this stuff everywhere in my 85+yo parents place when I played caretaker today. Yup, just north of Seattle.
Adapt, improvise, overcome.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 24, 2020 08:03 PM (e1mEI)
Gallup survey is "1000+ adults," not even registered voters (RVs), let alone likely voters (LVs).
You can bet your adz his JA is a LOT better with LVs.
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