Florida Announces A Mandatory 14 Day Quarantine Period For Anyone Entering the State from New York or New Jersey

Separate or die.

I like where this is going.

See below.

Meanwhile, Trump says he would like to have the US back open for business by Easter (April 12).

During a virtual town hall with Fox News on Tuesday, President Donald Trump expressed hope that the social distancing procedures essentially shutting down a great deal of America's economy to fight the coronavirus might end by Easter Sunday.

"I would love to have the country opened up and rarin' to go by Easter," the president said.

Fox News host Bill Hemmer responded, "That would be a great American resurrection just two weeks from now."

Indeed, Easter Sunday according to the Western Christian calendar comes on April 12 this year (one week before the Eastern Orthodox churches celebrate Easter). That would be two weeks from this coming Sunday.

The president insisted that it was possible for America to return to work by that date.

"People are going to have to practice all of the social distancing ... but our country wants to go back to work," Trump said.

We could also wear masks. South Korea largely did not shut down -- but they did wear masks. And that seemed to be preventative enough.

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 Trump!

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 03:15 PM (vd8XM)

2 yep

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:15 PM (vEIlU)

3 Good.

Tenth amendment, bitches!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 24, 2020 03:15 PM (T8HPM)

4 Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

5 Spend money on masks and let people go back to work.

It'll be cheaper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (zZbCU)

6 Our governor just continued our school closure until May 1st.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (hvTDg)

7 Florida Man for the Win!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (hKi6n)

8 You know ace is working hard to make 'french' his version of cross fit or being a vegetarian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (QrImU)

9 Beaches, parks, hiking trails closed in San Diego.

One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)

10 Masks seem to work. Let's go that route.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (qPd23)

11 He will not divide us.

Posted by: Shia LaBeouf at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (Eicbe)

12 Our local snowbirds are supposed to be heading back to NY, NJ and CT soon.

Hope this doesn't keep them here. They'll be very testy, because heat and humidity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

13 Great. Now where do we get masks. I see all these people running around looking like surgeons, but I don't have any and there are none to be had.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (KxVoZ)

14 And shut down the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (qPd23)

15 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)

'Papers, please.'

Fuck right off California.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (QrImU)

16 But masks don't work!! You know what totally works? Staying 6 feet away from someone.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (icI8A)

17 4 Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)


Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)

18 NY and NJ snowbirds and transplants are like 75% of the Florida population.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (mw1Wz)

19
It's now completely obvious the Democrats are trying to recreate 2008.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (N52Qh)

20 How on earth do you enforce that?

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (dB+c3)

21 13 Great. Now where do we get masks. I see all these people running around looking like surgeons, but I don't have any and there are none to be had.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (KxVoZ)

========

Pricing signals could help with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (zZbCU)

22 Millions will DIE!

Posted by: Twittertard 89565 at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (BRpqW)

23 I also think they should mandate a follow-up period of 12 months of Personal Servitude to a designated in state resident, for anyone entering from either of those states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (trdmm)

24 Any word on how that will be implemented? Hotel? Military base? Airport arrivals lounge?

Just curious, because if anyone else does something similar, this will likely be the model they follow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (e/H31)

25 The nudes around here are coming hard and fast

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (rpxSz)

26 I like this idea and its definitely old school America. States are individual bodies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

27 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

28 19
It's now completely obvious the Democrats are trying to recreate 2008.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (N52Qh)

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It's not working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (zZbCU)

29 Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)

My name is Tater Stelter!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (QrImU)

30 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
Let me see your papers, comrade!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (e/H31)

31 Ban all Californians from moving to Colorado!

Whether it helps stop the spread of coronavirus or not. This is our last, best hope!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (KxVoZ)

32 Suck it, New Yorkers!

(With dispensation to Moron New Yorkers)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

33 Good advice for any state. No one wants a Snooki or a Cuomo anywhere near their home.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (bkUtD)

34 I feel like ace's "working French" is ordering en Francais at Au Bon Pain to a high school graduate that barely knows English.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (icI8A)

35 27 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

============

Batman is who I truly am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (zZbCU)

36 No masks here. Period.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (90T4r)

37 You'd be surprised (or perhaps not) the number of snowbirds who manage to vote in two states.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

38 Jeez, two and a half more weeks? I was kind of hoping for April 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (pS94+)

39
NY and NJ snowbirds and transplants are like 75% of the Florida population.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (mw1Wz)


farther west, they are all in Arizona

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (vEIlU)

40
New York New York New York New York New York New York New York New York





Enough already. There's 56 other states in the Union, you fuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (EGyGV)

41 We have this backwards.

If NY is as bad as they say, then we do not need to quarantine the country to protect NY. We need to quarantine NY to protect the country.

Seal NY up to protect the rest of us.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

42 State Fight!! State Fight! State Fight!

(I've got a sawbuck on Florida - they cheat)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (icI8A)

43 Kelly Loeffler may or may not have sold off her FL vacation rental company stock.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (mw1Wz)

44 Lockdown in San Diego too.



$1000 fine if caught in violation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

If they stop you say, "No habla" and they'll let you go

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (3Hp/M)

45 Do you KNOW who I am?

Posted by: Ass Pirate Rick at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (BRpqW)

46 South Korea's success was largely due to the absence of HIPAA regulations.

Everyone was aware of who was/was not sick, or had been in the company of someone who was sick as well as who was at risk because of other illnesses. So they were able to set up actual localized quarantines.

No chance in hell in doing that here.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (af5xa)

47 The mask thing really is crazy though.

Have a doctor friend that works at the Mayo Clinic, she had to basically buy a mask from a scalper to then use at work.

This seems like the easiest thing to figure out from a logistics standpoint to manufacture more masks.

Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (sjTfF)

48 Orange State bad!!!

Posted by: idiots everywhere at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (yk557)

49 29 Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)

My name is Tater Stelter!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (QrImU)


My name is Dan C. Pelosi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (pS94+)

50 Great. Lionel Richie wants to have a We Are The World event for Wuhan Flu.

Because the real tragedy in all this is that famous people aren't getting enough attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

51 30 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++
Let me see your papers, comrade!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (e/H31)


And THAT'S how it all started.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (90T4r)

52 Pricing signals could help with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM


Price Gouging!!!!

- economic illiterates everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

53 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

Oh, Elanor Rigby wears flip flops.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (gd9RK)

54 And if you can't tread water for 14 days, well, what are you doing coming to Florida?

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Ry8mf)

55 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

57 If everyone is wearing masks, we could call it Halloweaster.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (lDIqS)

58 how does Florida intend to identify these people arriving from NJ and NY?

Spotters with binoculars stationed at the state line, watching license plates? I don't get it.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

59 41 We have this backwards.

If NY is as bad as they say, then we do not need to quarantine the country to protect NY. We need to quarantine NY to protect the country.

Seal NY up to protect the rest of us.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)


"Call Pliskin Fence Company!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (pS94+)

60

Ban all Californians from moving to Colorado!

Whether it helps stop the spread of coronavirus or not. This is our last, best hope!
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Locking them in their homes with the corona is sufficient for now

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (SFOr6)

61 "We'll take them!" -- California

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (2s+Jh)

62 Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)


Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

El no speako....

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (vd8XM)

63 When you are being quarantined by the state of Florida Man it's probably time to reevaluate some of your life choices.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)

64 25 The nudes around here are coming hard and fast
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (rpxSz)

Phrasing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (Ez6QX)

65 This isolation crap is not going to work as long as parents let their kids go to the beaches on spring break and mix for 5 days, then had back across the country infected. Assholes.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (CjFDo)

66 41 We have this backwards.

If NY is as bad as they say, then we do not need to quarantine the country to protect NY. We need to quarantine NY to protect the country.

Seal NY up to protect the rest of us.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

Snake Plissken for the win!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)

67 52 Pricing signals could help with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM

Price Gouging!!!!

- economic illiterates everywhere
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

=============

"I'm not going to make the extra effort to convert anything to produce masks at the normal price."

"What if I pay you a lot more?"

"Sure, I'll do it now."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (zZbCU)

68 Pricing signals could help with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM

Price Gouging!!!!


----------------

I'm on it. Forget about the insider trading by our Senatorial class.

- Barr

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (sX1BW)

69 >>>how does Florida intend to identify these people arriving from NJ and NY?



When you DON'T act like Florida Man?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (VWp7G)

70 Pennsylvania should just close the bridges, NY should do the same to the city and everyone else get back to work.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCEU2)

71 My husband's bidness has been deemed essential by the county commissioner. If anyone questions why his work crews are out and about, he said he's going to tell them to reply, "Because f**k you, that's why."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

72 Great. Lionel Richie wants to have a We Are The World event for Wuhan Flu.

A large group of narcissist throat-warblers standing in large groups for hours and breathing and spitting onto a single microphone?

I say go for it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (mw1Wz)

73 masks are gonna ruin the bukkake party.

Posted by: Spring Breaker at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

74 Welp...

No merit raises this year.

Huzzah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)

75 Lock down Seattle, San Francisco, New York and New Joisey and this PANDEMIC!!!!! is over in 14 days.


Posted by: Sharkman at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (v+/21)

76 38 Jeez, two and a half more weeks? I was kind of hoping for April 1.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (pS94+)

Yep. Too long. People here are getting sick of it and are gonna start doing regular stuff as much as possible.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (90T4r)

77 55 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

Oh, they've got it, and.... nobody from there is talking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (trdmm)

78 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)
++++++++++++++
I am sure they were not spared. I have no idea about the severity. And there is no way to know. The only public data source on North Korea is ... North Korea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (e/H31)

79 58 how does Florida intend to identify these people arriving from NJ and NY?

Spotters with binoculars stationed at the state line, watching license plates? I don't get it.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ


I thought everyone in Florida was from New York already.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (SENHs)

80 "We could also wear masks. ".


Restaurants could add patios and terraces.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (WrOkn)

81 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."


Coming soon: you'll need papers to show if you're stopped on the road in your car.

Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

82 @Rasmussen_Poll
Following Following @Rasmussen_Poll
More
Public Service Notice:

Do not ingest fish tank cleaner under any circumstances.

Or any grade of gasoline for that matter.

And avoid media pundits from now on who pushed this gross & dangerous distortion.

Thank You.

(Look at attached tweet)

https://tinyurl.com/rrpwo5z

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (cF8AT)

83 >>>masks are gonna ruin the bukkake party.



David French hardest hit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (VWp7G)

84 This isolation crap is not going to work as long as parents let their kids go to the beaches on spring break and mix for 5 days, then had back across the country infected. Assholes.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (CjFDo)


I thought they closed the beaches in FL, DeSantis

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (vEIlU)

85 Snake Plissken for the win!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)

Wait....I thought he was dead???

Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (5prN7)

86 I would love to go to Mass on Easter.

Also Sundown Joe not shining: https://tinyurl.com/rytskc9

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

87 Trump should start setting the table for lifting the lockdown by calling it "Phase II."

- Normal people return to work and life. Mask wearing recommended for the fearful. Production of masks accelerates.

- Vulnerable people remain in quarantine. States and cities set up systems to monitor and check on them.

- States and cities set up COVID response centers in vacant retail space.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (N30JC)

88 >Ban all Californians from moving to Colorado!


too late

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)

89 Also, South Korea has no illegal immigration problems a very homogeneous society and a very powerful central Gov.
Living within range of the worlds largest collection of artillery makes people respond to government instruction pretty quickly.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (af5xa)

90 How the ever loving fvck are they gonna enforce this?

It was like today my buddy heard from his buddy that our rural NE Texas County is going on lock down effective midnight tomorrow and you can't leave your house without a "permit" issued by the Cops or you will get arrested and tossed in jail for six months.

Mind you the County lock up is already overcrowded and there are no cells available and we have to sometimes go to a neighboring County to use their jail, but he believes they are going to be locking up hundreds of people for violating this lock down.


I asked him how the heck they were going to enforce that when there are only two Cops on duty in our Town at any given time. He had no clue.


I told him there are over 11,000 people living here and there was no way they could patrol the entire Town and keep locking people up for six months meanwhile issuing "permits" to people to go buy groceries.

This facebook $hit has got to stop because that is where most of this garbage is coming from.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)

91 Germicidal filters on HVAC systems.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (WrOkn)

92 masks are gonna ruin the bukkake party.
Posted by: Spring Breaker at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++++++
False. Quit being an amateur.

1) Proceed as usual
2) Gently remove mask
3) Carefully turn mask inside out
4) Consume contents of mask

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (e/H31)

93
Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)


Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

========

"No hablo ingles, donde esta la oficina de caca gratuita?" should also work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (G51Gf)

94 masks are gonna ruin the bukkake party.
Posted by: Spring Breaker

When the cum hits your mask as I'm taking you to task,

That's corona....

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (vd8XM)

95 Pennsylvania should just close the bridges, NY should do the same to the city and everyone else get back to work.

Blow the bridges. Sorry, New England, you're on your own!

How do armed truckers cross that state, anyways?

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Ry8mf)

96 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."


Coming soon: you'll need papers to show if you're stopped on the road in your car.
Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

They just gave me my letter. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (5IbVn)

97 The part of the order requiring the new arrivals to be kept in bamboo cages and dance for the locals seems medically unnecessary.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (H5knJ)

98 Of course, Elanor Rigby was presaged by T.S. Eliot:

there will be time/To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)

99 25 The nudes around here are coming hard and fast
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:18 PM (rpxSz)
........

They should try thinking about baseball.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

100 All the GA beaches are closed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

101 Wife has a friend that has Wuhan Flu.

Said she was exposed to it 11 days prior....is athletic and was training for a duathalon when she suddenly had a burning in her lungs. She sat down and rested for a bit and felt better. Shortly after, she got a high fever and shortness of breath. She rested till the next day and felt a little better, but couldn't do much due to the shortness of breath. Called around and got the runaround saying "allergies, take Flonase" and such, but finally went to the hospital.

They rushed her in (all personnel were in full mask and hazmat gear) and gave her the test and sent her back home. She should know positively in the next day or 2 whether she's positive.

She said it sucks pretty bad. You don't want it. She's 48 and in good shape.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Everyone must be issued one of those sweaty sports Mascot suits before going out in public. Contain your germs, people! I want the giant baseball head guy from the Reds.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (JoUsr)

103
masks are gonna ruin the bukkake party.
Posted by: Spring Breaker at March 24, 2020 03:22 PM (v0R5T)







The new Chinese Virus themed porn is gonna suck.

On the other hand, it should be hilarious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (EGyGV)

104 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."


____________________

Funny how nobody ever questions "it's impossible to enforce social distancing for everyone!" but we routinely get hit with "we can't possibly deport everyone that's here illegally"

Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (sjTfF)

105 Wasn't the whole "masks don't work" talking point that it doesn't help the wearer, it helps not spread to others around them?

Well, isn't that exactly what the 18 to 50ish year old work force needs? We can afford to get it, but not spread it. Keep the most at-risk populations under higher levels of protection.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (icI8A)

106 I can't even find Florida on the chart, maybe they are way above NY
http://covid19stats.global/state/

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)

107 Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)

What's an ID?

Posted by: San Diego Homeless at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (Vy7tf)

108 Snake Plissken for the win!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)



Wait....I thought he was dead???



Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM

---

He gets that a lot.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (JUOKG)

109 "It's ok, officer, I'm an American." and pull out the Constitution.

I'm sure that will smooth things over.

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (Ry8mf)

110 108 Snake Plissken for the win!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)



Wait....I thought he was dead???



Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM

---

He gets that a lot.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (JUOKG)

=========

I thought he was taller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (zZbCU)

111 Trump should start setting the table for lifting the lockdown by calling it "Phase II."

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Admittedly, that probably sounds better than my "Operation - Fuck Off Libs"

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

112
Y2Corona hysteria is almost over!

Posted by: Smoking Ruins at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (PbhA3)

113 Report from physician who is using Chloroquine to treat Wuhan Flu:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/r2xruau

TL;DR version: no complications or deaths, people getting better, thanks Trump for expediting use of drug for patients.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

114 85 Snake Plissken for the win!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)


and instead of releasing prisoners here, we just relocate them to a NYC bridge.

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (nFwvY)

115 is there ever a reason to NOT quarantine non-horde people from NY or NJ?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (8D42x)

116 You know... Kinda like I have seen a bunch of former gun controller types in my range buying guns... Shouldn't we force NY' liberals to shelter in place? I mean, large urban populations are gooder, right?

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (CaOGm)

117 Somebody wearing a hoodie and mask tried to rob the walmart.

Posted by: Roland THTG
avec le pantalon
at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (88+cf)

118 50
Great. Lionel Richie wants to have a We Are The World event for Wuhan Flu.



Because the real tragedy in all this is that famous people aren't getting enough attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't the last time these imbeciles did a charity concert the money raised was misappropriated and never went to its intended use?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

119 I see people all over the place working, though. Lots of businesses here were deemed " essential" by the Guv'nor.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (90T4r)

120 She said it sucks pretty bad. You don't want it. She's 48 and in good shape.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)


Just learned one of our friends in Atlanta has it. He's late-fifties, wife died three years ago of colon cancer, and he's raising three teens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

121 Willowed


Cut off the salaries of all government employees, especially politicians, exceptions for first responders, and this shutdown would end immediately.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (sy5kK)

122 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

We could all do that.

"...signed, Epstein's Mom"

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (Ry8mf)

123 Snake Plissken needed. Apply in Florida.

Too soon?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (u82oZ)

124 All the GA beaches are closed.

That is public relations garbage after the "Spring Break bad beach press" in FL.

Kemp's a dipshit. He is the reason we have Loeffler in the first place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (mw1Wz)

125 Ugh. Just learned a friend in Atlanta has Chinese virus. He was widowed three years ago and raising three teenagers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)


My husband's boss just got tested, waiting on results. Lovely. Hubby was with him about 8 days ago. I'm at risk. Guess we'll know soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)

126 Personalized shuffleboard cue and some bocce balls in the trunk

pass right thru

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (rpxSz)

127 Be Better, Florida ... or is it Better Call, Sol?

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (2s+Jh)

128 At the end of Phase 3, Trump destroys COVID-19 and Joe Biden with the infinity gauntlet. He is inevitable.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (icI8A)

129
How on earth do you enforce that?

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller



Border patrol/checkpoints?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (N52Qh)

130 t-bird - I would learn " No speak English in a foreign language

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)

131 Send them home with a warning never to return or jail time with Bubba.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (QMwOT)

132 Somebody wearing a hoodie and mask tried to rob the walmart.

Deemed essential?

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (Ry8mf)

133 People don't need masks, a bandana will do, its just a reminder not to touch your face until you wash your hands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (r+sAi)

134 I was supposed to have a colonoscopy tomorrow and the Hospital was supposed to call me to give me the time to be there. I called my Dr and they checked. The hospital cancelled all "non-essential' procedures. They told the Dr's office they tried to call me and could not get me. They lied. I have no missed call from them. I have been starving all day and doging those Godawful preps for nothing. I am pissed. And BTW, the did not notify the Dr either.

Posted by: Vic at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (mpXpK)

135 117
Somebody wearing a hoodie and mask tried to rob the walmart.


Posted by: Roland THTG
avec le pantalon
at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (88+cf)
In certain areas of the country, such a feat would result in said criminal bleeding out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

136 Reinstitute the Mason-Dixon!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (o2MD2)

137 Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

Carry fake ID.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (pS94+)

no habla English

or

sorry, i don't speak English,
if you want to fuck with them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (8D42x)

138 "My name is Tater Stelter!"

I'M Tatercus!

Posted by: Zombie Kirk Douglass at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (wmfhQ)

139 Just learned one of our friends in Atlanta has it. He's late-fifties, wife died three years ago of colon cancer, and he's raising three teens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)


Ugh.....There isn't enough time for all the prayers......

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Lockdown in San Diego too.

$1000 fine if caught in violation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:16 PM (vEIlU)


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=9WWHdBuOC6Q

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (miJU3)

141
I was serious about Bane-ing NYC.
Close all bridges.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (N52Qh)

142 >>My husband's boss just got tested, waiting on results. Lovely. Hubby was with him about 8 days ago. I'm at risk. Guess we'll know soon.

I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

143 A large group of narcissist throat-warblers standing in large groups for hours and breathing and spitting onto a single microphone?

They'll record from home and autotune it into some semblance of the same meter and tune. Then paste it together into a chorus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

144 134
I was supposed to have a colonoscopy tomorrow and the Hospital was
supposed to call me to give me the time to be there. I called my Dr and
they checked. The hospital cancelled all "non-essential' procedures.
They told the Dr's office they tried to call me and could not get me.
They lied. I have no missed call from them. I have been starving all day
and doging those Godawful preps for nothing. I am pissed. And BTW, the
did not notify the Dr either.


Posted by: Vic at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM (mpXpK)
And now you are out about 3 rolls of TP thanks to the prep.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

145 She's 48 and in good shape.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Blond or brunette?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (dLLD6)

146 I can't even find Florida on the chart, maybe they are way above NY

The NY/NJ to Broward/Miami-Dade air travelers are driving better than 90% of Florida's cases.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

147 Eh, they're "mandating" that they self-quarantine - but it's not like the government is going to actively monitor people to enforce it, so not sure that's "mandatory".

It's a second degree misdemeanor if they're found to violate the order.

Posted by: lymond at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (Jvjtu)

148 Great. Lionel Richie wants to have a We Are The World event for Wuhan Flu.
.........

I bet Springsteen and Bono are available.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

149 WEEEE are the Whirl WEEEE are the PEEple.

Fur u and MEEEEE.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (WX+x0)

150 125 My husband's boss just got tested, waiting on
results. Lovely. Hubby was with him about 8 days ago. I'm at risk. Guess
we'll know soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)

There's a new test that is only supposed to take 45 min to run.

Posted by: Vic at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (mpXpK)

151 Trump should start setting the table for lifting the lockdown by calling it "Phase II."

Phase II - Those Cruise Ships Aren't Going To Fill Themselves

Posted by: t-bird at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (Ry8mf)

152 Somebody wearing a hoodie and mask tried to rob the walmart.




Posted by: Roland THTG
avec le pantalon
at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (88+cf)
In certain areas of the country, such a feat would result in said criminal bleeding out.





Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:27 PM

---

If that perp tried that here at our Wal mart now, he would have more holes in him than a block of swiss cheese.


Don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (JUOKG)

153 Florida's got a lot of snowbirds and a lot of them may be infected.BTW, Florida is not contiguous with either New York or New Jersey, so you cannot enter Florida from one them News. You can enter Florida from Jawja, Al'bama, a boat/ship, or a plane.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (KAi1n)

154 Wear women's panties over your face, like they do in Japan.Strange place, Japan.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (90T4r)

155 She said it sucks pretty bad. You don't want it. She's 48 and in good shape.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Of course no one wants it. I don't want the flu either.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (5IbVn)

156 OrangeMan Bad!

Posted by: NPC_00001111, sponsored by George S. at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (DMUuz)

157 My husband's boss just got tested, waiting on
results. Lovely. Hubby was with him about 8 days ago. I'm at risk. Guess
we'll know soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (vEIlU)


My husband sent our son home from work this morning, after son's girlfriend's boss was exposed to a friend who has it. Waiting to see if her boss tests positive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

158 Hey, wino brain trust. help me out.

What is the term for when you read the newspaper and it is subject you know and realize that the writers are idiots, and then turn the page to another subject and don't realize that they are all still idiots?

James Taranto used to use it a lot in his best of the web column?

TIA

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (LWu6U)

159 WEEEE are the Whirl WEEEE are the PEEple.

Fur u and MEEEEEP


FIFY

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (vd8XM)

160 Tom Servo

Quick on your typing fingers today. Well, done, to the faster of the Horde mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (u82oZ)

161 Didn't the last time these imbeciles did a charity concert the money raised was misappropriated and never went to its intended use?

The Live Aid stuff ended up mostly on a dock rotting because the Ethiopian government WANTED those people to die. Some of it was used... by the ruling party.

It was a nice gesture and had a lot of good performances (plus it showed what you could do with satellite very early on) but it was a waste of time and effort in terms of helping the starving people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

162 155 Of course no one wants it. I don't want the flu either.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (5IbVn)

===========

THIS ISN'T THE FLU!!! RHEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (zZbCU)

163 19
It's now completely obvious the Democrats are trying to recreate 2008.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (N52Qh)



The last time a Democrat plan was successful.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (sy5kK)

164 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Especially where you live.

I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)

165 Hawaii is requiring the 14 day quarantine for anyone flying in from ANYWHERE

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (y4vSD)

166
Blond or brunette?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (dLLD6)


Brunette.

Used to have nice boobs (I've seen em), but since she's gone all "marathon," she looks a bit anorexic now.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Shelter in place! Oh, sure the dispensary is still open. You can go out if you need some weed.

Posted by: Chris M at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (eAZVt)

168 AZ schools are only closed until April 10th.

We don't have a full shut-down here. Many businesses are still operating, although many have voluntarily shut down. But temps are going up, we don't currently have many virus cases here (326 total, with 5 deaths, per the state health dept.), and the experts say the virus is susceptible to UV light and temps over 86F, which we'll have here in abundance in a couple of weeks, so that should help keep transmission in check.

If things continue as they are now, we should be able to get AZ back up before Easter.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (k4dH2)

169 144 And now you are out about 3 rolls of TP thanks to the prep.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

Had not thought about that, but you are right. I've been shitting my brains out for nothing.

Posted by: Vic at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (mpXpK)

170 >>You don't want it. She's 48 and in good shape.

I might want it. What's her name?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)

171 So passed a group of teenagers on a motorcycle joyride this afternoon - their social distancing joy was disrupted when one of them went into a thicket by the road. Kid was okay but the rest of them were way too close to each other trying to drag his bike out.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (l2MEF)

172 Gell Mann amnesia

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (nFwvY)

173 @GovRonDeSantis said he discussed the measure with President Trump.

Anyone know if all the other Governors discussed their state shut-down measures with President Trump prior to enacting them?

Seems like this would have been the smart thing to do in general and politically. Because they could then blame their decision on him.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Do5/p)

174 Pelosi just retreated on the stimulus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (Boy/L)

175 158 Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

I keep forgetting about Gell-Mann amnesia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (u82oZ)

176 While I am begging boons,

Anyone remember Ace riffing on Kenny Rogers songs and how over the top depressing many were? This was way back in the early days and I think he started with another blogger. maybe in a podcast? Looking for a link

TIA

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (LWu6U)

177 164 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Especially where you live.

I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)

==========

Wait...there are parts of RI that aren't I95?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (zZbCU)

178 Seal NY up to protect the rest of us.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

You know my opinion.

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (kOpft)

179 Hey, wino brain trust. help me out.

What is the term for when you read the newspaper and it is subject you know and realize that the writers are idiots, and then turn the page to another subject and don't realize that they are all still idiots?

James Taranto used to use it a lot in his best of the web column?

TIA
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (LWu6U)
+++++++++++++
"Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (e/H31)

180 164 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Especially where you live.

I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)

I would hazard a fair number of us have had it already.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (90T4r)

181 What is the term for when you read the newspaper and it is subject you know and realize that the writers are idiots, and then turn the page to another subject and don't realize that they are all still idiots? ------
Gell-Mann Amnesia

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (g8Yc+)

182 Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu.

Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu.
Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu.
Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu. Flu.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (mw1Wz)

183 Finally see Florida, 13 deaths, Pennsylvania holding at 3.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (ZCEU2)

184

Lock up all the New Joisy & Borough Bros in DisneyLand, Universal Studios is packed with Canucks..

No problemo enforcing this just listen to their foreign accents and clothing.

Posted by: saf at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (5IHGB)

185 In NYC, it's against the law to double park

so they don't

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (rpxSz)

186 Gell-Mann amnesia.
Posted by: NaCl

THANK YOU!!!!

I love you guys. (no homo.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

187 Also


CHY NEEEZ LUNG AIDS VIRUS

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (mw1Wz)

188 Mask only work when used correctly and people still wash their hands and don't touch their face after they take the mask off. People still have to follow instructions.

In other words, lefties will still get infected even with the masks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (+0AKE)

189 Fuck these orders.

Wear a mask and open carry and stay 6 feet apart and be nice to folks, they are stressed out too.

The be nice part is very important.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (QMwOT)

190 I assire you everyone who wants a test gets a perfect test.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (MRH9j)

191 Blond or brunette?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (dLLD6)

How about the cans?

Posted by: Roland THTG
avec le pantalon
at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (88+cf)

192 Thank you, NY! Stop your residents from fleeing to their favorite vacation spot and infecting the locals.

Also, I think I have found one of the most tone-deaf responses to the pandemic:

@PageSix

Gwyneth Paltrow suggests learning a language, writing a book during quarantine https://trib.al/pz2nZjj


Uh huh, sure. Because it's like one big mandatory staycation, you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (bDqIh)

193 One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM
------------------------------
I have 2 letters from Homeland Security/CISA. 1 for my employees to get to work. 1 to give to vendors to provide services to my business.

This is only in case of total lockdown. Don't need them. Yet.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (Dhht7)

194 55 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

The count keeps going back to zero, again and again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

195 Actually the parody of We are the World is a Dem anthem - We are the Weird, the love (really) the children.....etc.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (l2MEF)

196 Brunette.


Used to have nice boobs (I've seen em), but since she's gone all "marathon," she looks a bit anorexic now.


Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Folks, this is how it's done. All the information required in a single comment. No back-and-forth trying to find out the important details.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)

197 Alaska is doing that starting today I believe.

Posted by: Bosk at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (9m9TT)

198 Kemp shut down bars, restaurants and "non-essential businesses" as of noon today.


Atlanta should have shut down, they have the most cases (GA has 800 now). Our county as of this afternoon has four cases, and only one is hospitalized.


He's a real disappointment. But at least he's not Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

199 Masks won't go over well here in OK. The only people that would wear them are the hipsters.

I know I'm not going to wear a mask.

Posted by: Sooner at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (Fs5vw)

200 Sloppy Choppers was getting beat up badly by Republicans and conservative persons.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)

201 Anyone remember Ace riffing on Kenny Rogers songs and how over the top depressing many were?
there was a comedy group riffing on "Coward of the County" on youtube ace linked a while back. you know, the best country song about gang rape. Maybe search youtube

Posted by: brak at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (cG+eD)

202 If things continue as they are now, we should be able to get AZ back up before Easter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

_________________

I was reading some study and we were like 49 out of 50 in terms of per capita cases. I guess this is one of the best states to be right now.

It's not a "ghost town" where I'm at. Definitely more subdued, but commerce is still going on.

Posted by: Blago at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (sjTfF)

203

>>I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?

You live in New Jersey, the state defined by exits off I-95 Mr, Glass House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

204 I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet


Yes, it's a state of midgets.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (gd9RK)

205 I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?

No one knows. You can't extend your arms enough to unroll the tape measure.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (Boy/L)

206 173. if a state is messing with flights/interstate travel, it is best to at least let the feds know.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (JRaU+)

207 Anyone remember Ace riffing on Kenny Rogers songs and how over the top depressing many were?

---------------

I've always thought his songs were way to upbeat for the genre.

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

208 100- All the GA beaches are closed.

Same in NC. This time of year, they are flooded with visitors from NY, NJ.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (qe5CM)

209
I might want it. What's her name?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)


Deborah.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

210 First they scream Trump is an authoritarian akin to Hitler or Mussolini, then they turn on a dime and scream he isn't being authoritarian enough.

Even more fun, Congress is making the exact same mistakes the Weimar government made. They are taking action to send inflation spinning out of control. Have none of these idiots ever read a history book?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (I559F)

211 CharlieBrown'sDildo

Still only 1 case in the entire county of Riley, Kansas.

But we found an local Acorn cell surface. They are trying to get an elected official (a great guy) to resign. Because he said the disease came from China.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (u82oZ)

212
Didn't the last time these imbeciles did a charity concert the money raised was misappropriated and never went to its intended use?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (N39Ws)








Geldof's Live Aid money for Ethiopia in the 80s was almost completely siphoned off for arms purchases from the Soviets by the same commie cocksuckers who were deliberately starving the population.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (EGyGV)

213 142 >>My husband's boss just got tested, waiting on results. Lovely. Hubby was with him about 8 days ago. I'm at risk. Guess we'll know soon.

I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------------------------------------------
Yep. If you live in a city, you've been exposed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (3ik46)

214
Folks, this is how it's done. All the information required in a single comment. No back-and-forth trying to find out the important details.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)


*mic drop*

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Seems like this would have been the smart thing to do in general and
politically. Because they could then blame their decision on him.



Trump told Kemp to appoint Doug Collins and not Abortion Barbie.


Kemp chose...poorly.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (mw1Wz)

216 116
You know... Kinda like I have seen a bunch of former gun controller
types in my range buying guns... Shouldn't we force NY' liberals to
shelter in place? I mean, large urban populations are gooder, right?

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 24, 2020 03:26 PM (CaOGm)

__________


And mass transit ... don't forget that forcing you out of your car and intousing mass transit is more gooder!

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (2s+Jh)

217 Gwyneth Paltrow suggests learning a language, writing a book during quarantine

It's a step up from vagina steaming.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Boy/L)

218 209
I might want it. What's her name?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Deborah.
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Ah, now I'm thinking of Baby Driver...

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (zZbCU)

219 In the age of masks, pointy elbows are now more important than ever.

Posted by: getting the banned to take a peek at those peaks at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (LV2j3)

220 Mask only work when used correctly and people still wash their hands and don't touch their face after they take the mask off. People still have to follow instructions.

In other words, lefties will still get infected even with the masks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2020 03:32 PM (+0AKE)
++++++++++++++
Before touching your face, it is important to properly wash your hands. I recommend watching this educational video that JackStraw posted in the last thread. It is a critical PSA in this uncertain time.
https://tinyurl.com/udgt8r3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (e/H31)

221 "I would love to have the country opened up and rarin' to go by Easter," the president said.

++++

Of course to all the Trump deranged leftists this is a "schedule"

Of course.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (T09ml)

222 Time to get ready for my trip to the local barrios to hand out food to children.

Wish I have the soundtrack to Mary Poppins. "Feed the Birds".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

223 Masks will help, but you chances of breathing in are probably pretty slim just walking around in a public place.
Saw a young black woman wearing a scarf in Target, her chances of getting it are only slightly better than mine of getting hit by lightning.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)

224 I'm going to Florida to bask in the sun for two week!

Ummm, about that... You have to stay away from other people.
In a hotel room. Without going outside that room.

No sun?

Nope and no basking. But welcome to Florida! Have a nice stay!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (myjNJ)

225 220 Before touching your face, it is important to properly wash your hands. I recommend watching this educational video that JackStraw posted in the last thread. It is a critical PSA in this uncertain time.
https://tinyurl.com/udgt8r3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (e/H31)

==========

I'd always heard rumor of the Helen Thomas sex tape...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)

226 there was a comedy group riffing on "Coward of the County" on youtube ace linked a while back. you know, the best country song about gang rape. Maybe search youtube
Posted by: brak at March




Adam Carolla , Norm MacDonald very funny

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (HALdu)

227 at last Ruby can go sell her holes in town now

Posted by: x at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (nFwvY)

228 196 Brunette.


Used to have nice boobs (I've seen em), but since she's gone all "marathon," she looks a bit anorexic now.


Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Folks, this is how it's done. All the information required in a single comment. No back-and-forth trying to find out the important details.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)

One more (asking for a friend): carpet match the drapes or hardwoods?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (QMwOT)

229 *mic drop*
Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Sure, you say that now.
-brunette who looks anorexic now

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (QrImU)

230 Video from FB:

That time I explained corona virus quarantine to Mum and Dad...

https://tinyurl.com/wco28hv

(Link will go to FB but only if you have FB)

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (cF8AT)

231
@PageSix

Gwyneth Paltrow suggests learning a language, writing a book during quarantine https://trib.al/pz2nZjj


Someone tweet back this back to this douchebag, please:

HOW'S THAT GONNA PAY MY FUCKING MORTGAGE?
#dumbshithollywoodactress #eatfishtankcleaner

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (N52Qh)

232 I'm reasonably sure my brother had this crud in December, he had a horrendous cough that would not go away and liquid in his lungs. Not bad enough to go to a hospital, just stay home. He ordered all of us to stay away from him and was real careful but I'm sure I am carrying it. Other than constant health problems I rarely catch anything going around, or its very light.

But I was around mom all this time and she's been fine, too. Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)

233 I even knew it was a Micheal Crichton term. I looked on his website and many of his speeches and writing on global warming have been scrubbed.

Fucking widows.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (LWu6U)

234 GA beaches are closed.



Same in NC.



Mountains and swamps are wide open though.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (mw1Wz)

235 Those poor, diseased NY and NJ bastards....

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (zr5Kq)

236
One of my brothers has to carry a letter in his wallet in case he gets stopped because he is considered "essential."

geeez
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:17

+++

"Yo papers, pliz!"

[adjusts monocle]

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (T09ml)

237 This facebook $hit has got to stop because that is where most of this garbage is coming from.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)

Woo-hoo! Somebody else gets it. Assbook is a cesspool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (miJU3)

238 I'm not sure this is constitutional. My suspicion is that it runs afoul of the Constitional prohibition on bans and tariffs directed against commerce from other states.

Posted by: junior at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (NKp2N)

239 Pelosi delays her coronavirus bill, says will try to pass Senate's without most members present

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (Boy/L)

240 Wish I have the soundtrack to Mary Poppins. "Feed the Birds".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (u82oZ)
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Walt's favorite song.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (g8Yc+)

241 Pelosi backed down on the stimulus how?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (8E5Ic)

242 *shakes head

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (zr5Kq)

243 (from last thread)

386 251 Mayor Tecklenburg just announced it minutes ago. Technically, it's the City of Charleston rather than Charleston County. Either way, I'm included. Yay.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 02:58 PM (DTX3h)

============

Hello neighbor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)


Howdy. Assuming there are any restaurants or bars left in business, we'll need to go grab an adult beverage when we get out of lockdown.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (DTX3h)

244 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

the best meme i saw

NK cases 12:00 - 1
NK cases 12:09 - 0
NK cases 3:45 - 1
NK cases 3:52 - 0

etc...

LOL

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (8D42x)

245 Somebody wearing a hoodie and mask tried to rob the walmart.


So did anyone beat his ass and steal the mask?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (axyOa)

246
Still can't believe PETA has yet to come out in defense of bats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (N52Qh)

247 meh the nonsense over masks in the beginning was because there were no masks to be had.

why make everybody panic when there is nothing they can do?


Wearing masks from the beginning would have been better.

Getting a good fit is not hard.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (HALdu)

248 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (uZuKb)

249 158- Hey, wino brain trust. help me out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM

Is that the one he used to title: "Fox Butterfield, call your office"?

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (qe5CM)

250 243 Howdy. Assuming there are any restaurants or bars left in business, we'll need to go grab an adult beverage when we get out of lockdown.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (DTX3h)

============

You'd be the first moron I met in meatspace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (zZbCU)

251 You live in New Jersey, the state defined by exits off I-95 Mr, Glass House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

This would be an acceptable retort if I didn't know that you were, in addition to being a citizen of a state the size of a rest area, also a Mets fan.

This disqualifies you from criticizing anyone, anywhere, for anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (dLLD6)

252
In before 300 !!!!!

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (uZuKb)

253 North Korean genes are immune to American virus !!

Posted by: North Korea Media Service at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (zr5Kq)

254 Kelly Louefler's hubby owns the NYSE and other exchanges. Deep state crud.

Could be wrong ' bout that.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (WX+x0)

255 238. The order says to "self-isolate" for 14 days, they are not marching them off to camps or anything.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (JRaU+)

256 Still can't believe PETA has yet to come out in defense of bats.

They have. And Pangolins. They are swift to leap to the stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

257 My wife has been issued an essential travel pass in Oregon. She's a business office manager for an assisted living facility. Every single lead/manager has quit or been fired during the last month. She's the most God fearing woman I know. She won't leave her people, even knowing how vulnerable we both are.

Be still, and know that I am the Lord...

Be blessed everyone.

Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (0x00j)

258 I'd always heard rumor of the Helen Thomas sex tape...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)
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Well, now you're just talking torture porn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (g8Yc+)

259 217
Oh thank The Lord!!! I was wondering what Gwyneth was suggesting!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (o2MD2)

260 We've rented a beach house on the FL Gulf for the first week in May. It's a wild, windswept little spit of land with no hotels, condos, or high rises. 20 minute drive to a Piggly Wiggly and a few seafood shops and restaurants.

I cannot wait. We decided not to invite anyone to share the house with us, just sip gin and tonics, walk on the beach, read, play card games, and de-stress.


Nothing had better screw this up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

261 Sudden thought:

Everybody wear masks

We'll totally eff up all that facial recognition software.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (T09ml)

262 158 Hey, wino brain trust. help me out.

What is the term for when you read the newspaper and it is subject you know and realize that the writers are idiots, and then turn the page to another subject and don't realize that they are all still idiots?

James Taranto used to use it a lot in his best of the web column?

TIA
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (LWu6U)

Dunning Kruger Effect

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (13pLf)

263 Brian Anderson @AZBrianAnderson
44m

Step #1
@KyrstenSinema votes against the Senate bill

Step #2
Someone points out all of the pointless goodies that Nancy Pelosi lumped into the House version

Step #3
@KyrstenSinema complains that "none of this is in the Senate bill"

#AZSen


Comfortably Smug
@ComfortablySmug

43m
She's become a complete traitor. Sinema can't be trusted.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

264 Snake Plissken for the win!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)

Wait....I thought he was dead???

Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 03:23 PM (5prN7)

Not hardly

-- "Big Jake" McCandles

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (8D42x)

265 Part of the push for masks is "the Asians always do it and they are so smart and inscrutable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

266 Getting a good fit is not hard.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (HALdu)

And the teachers' union will insist that they have to teach seminars on how to use them correctly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (dLLD6)

267
WTF is a pangolin?

Sounds like a musical instrument.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (N52Qh)

268 Bats are people too !!

Posted by: PETA at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zr5Kq)

269 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.
Posted by: JackStraw

nope

they shut Electric Blue down

so I'm good

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (rpxSz)

270 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?
--
Probably like North Korea in World War Z. Instead of knocking out teeth they are probably sewing up nostrils and mouths.

Posted by: Frodo, because at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (gmSu9)

271 I'd always heard rumor of the Helen Thomas sex tape...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)

Stop this immediately. Or I will pull the blog over and there will be beatings.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)

272 Those poor, diseased NY and NJ bastards....


UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (mw1Wz)

273 And the teachers' union will insist that they have to teach seminars on how to use them correctly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March




Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (HALdu)

274 Then we can have a discussion about our borders!

Much to the chagrin of the commie left, the border issue can no longer be successfully marketed as "kids in cages". They're gonna need a bigger meme.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (uEbPt)

275 Oh thank The Lord!!! I was wondering what Gwyneth was suggesting!

I know, right? And what does Mark Ruffalo think of all this? How will we make it until we learn????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

276 207 Anyone remember Ace riffing on Kenny Rogers songs and how over the top depressing many were?
---------------
I've always thought his songs were way to upbeat for the genre.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

No more Kenny Rogers Jackass, a true loss!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (trdmm)

277 271 I'd always heard rumor of the Helen Thomas sex tape...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)

Stop this immediately. Or I will pull the blog over and there will be beatings.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)

===========

Hillary's involved, I hear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zZbCU)

278 WTF is a pangolin?

Up-armored anteater.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)

279 >>It's a step up from vagina steaming.

Is it, though?
This woman is Narcissism personified. There's a pandemic, people are dying all over the world, and her response is not: how can I protect my family, how can I support those hardest hit in my community, it's. . . how can I use this downtime to make ME better?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

280 WTF is a pangolin?

Sounds like a musical instrument.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (N52Qh)

Zamfir, Master of the Pangolin plays modern favorites.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (QrImU)

281 Dow up over 10% with 15 mins left. This will be the biggest percent gain ever if it holds.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (6qdAW)

282 WTF is a pangolin?


==

per Oxford Dictionary :
Violin in shape of frying pan.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (zr5Kq)

283
I'd always heard rumor of the Helen Thomas sex tape...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:36 PM (zZbCU)


If that's her, I'll eat my shorts.

Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Ace, I'm catching up on my AOS reading so I acknowledge I'm a post behind, but can you PLEASE stop calling it a special "prosecutor"? It's special COUNSEL. Mueller didn't prosecute jack cheese. People depend on, and look up to, you for wisdom, guidance, and your daily emasculations of the Kook Kuck Klan, so for the love of all that is good, just, and this fat nugget of Emerald Triangle hash I've got right in front of me, do the right thing. Thank you.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (KAi1n)

285 A shitload of dead in Norkland means square meals for all at last!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (o2MD2)

286 43m
She's become a complete traitor. Sinema can't be trusted.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

She's not a traitor. She's a loyal Democrat. Remember that she voted to convict Trump on those Shampeachment charges, even though she made bi(partisan) gestures toward him at the SOTU.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (iuFgi)

287 The US Constitution explicitly prohibits States from this kind of activity. This is a blatantly unconstitutional action on the part of the State if Florida.

Not only have we lost every single one of our rights our entire Constitutional order is getting tossed.

To say nothing about the Left but there are so many worthless quislings on the Right enabling this bullshit that once all this is over (if that ever happens) we need to have some seriously long, uncomfortable discussions on how far were really willing to go to stand for our principles because I'm seeing so many big talkers fold like pussies rather easily.

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (1Yy3c)

288 Wish I have the soundtrack to Mary Poppins. "Feed the Birds".
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (u82oZ)


Nowadays I sing "TrumpPence" instead of "tuppence."

Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (ouBhA)

289 I saw Flatten The Curve play an all-Pangolin version of Stairway to Heaven at the Coliseum in '97

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

290 Fox Butterfield, call your office"?
Posted by: Moonbeam

No that was the one named after the reporter who always said shit like "Prison population continues to increase in spite of lower crime."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (LWu6U)

291
28 19
It's now completely obvious the Democrats are trying to recreate 2008.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:17 PM (N52Qh)

=========

It's not working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Well, grasshopper, it's a grand plan all designed to present one question to the Voters in late October:

Are You Better Off Now Than You Were 4 Years Ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (N52Qh)

292 Seal NY up to protect the rest of us.
Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:19 PM

+++++

"What could go wrong?"

-S.D."Snake" Plissken

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (T09ml)

293 267
WTF is a pangolin?

Sounds like a musical instrument.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (N52Qh)


A Pangolin has 5 strings. You strum a Pangolin, not pluck it.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (90T4r)

294 257 My wife has been issued an essential travel pass in Oregon. She's a business office manager for an assisted living facility. Every single lead/manager has quit or been fired during the last month. She's the most God fearing woman I know. She won't leave her people, even knowing how vulnerable we both are.

Be still, and know that I am the Lord...

Be blessed everyone.
Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (0x00j)

May the good LORD watch over you both and keep you both well and safe!

And that applies to all the Horde and to those they love.

You cannot self-isolate: God is always with you.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (QMwOT)

295 276 207 Anyone remember Ace riffing on Kenny Rogers songs and how over the top depressing many were?


omg The Coward of the County

that was some messed up isht

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (j9HX3)

296 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.



Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)



Especially where you live.



I mean, isn't everyone in RI less than six feet from I-95?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)



==========



Wait...there are parts of RI that aren't I95?


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:31 PM

---

They also have 295 which goes nowhere.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (JUOKG)

297 The US Constitution explicitly prohibits States from this kind of activity.

Where? I'm not being snarky I just do not recall anything at all like that. Rather the opposite.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

298 South Korea also basically uses Orwellian tracking to use cell phone GPS data of anyone who was sick to track where that person went, and then use the cell phone data of everyone who was in range of that person's travel to tell those people to quarantine.

So unless you literally want to go full Big Brother on this Ace, it's more than just using masks. But we should be using masks, but we wont be able to get them because they're made in China and you know the rest of it.

Posted by: Gaff at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (VtiCX)

299 Patrick Hussion
@PatrickHussion

13m


**UPDATE: A Coronavirus White House briefing has been added to the schedule at 5:30pm ET.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

300 #276. Time for some Paul Anka?

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (RyWXu)

301 I'm not sure this is constitutional. My suspicion is
that it runs afoul of the Constitional prohibition on bans and tariffs
directed against commerce from other states.
Posted by: junior at March 24, 2020 03:37 PM (NKp2N)


Back in the day, KSP used to set roadblocks right off the Kennedy Bridge, to check for fireworks coming from Indiana. And Maryland still runs every out of state plate to try and find carry permit holders - so that they can pull them over and search for weapons.
If that's legal - this is legal. And it's about damn time.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (qVyOY)

302 She's become a complete traitor. Sinema can't be trusted.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

She's not a traitor. She's a loyal Democrat. Remember that she voted to convict Trump on those Shampeachment charges, even though she made bi(partisan) gestures toward him at the SOTU.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March




thinking her a traitor is kind of similar to hating a stripper for lying to you about ho hot she is for you. It is who she is.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)

303 Bats are people too !!

Posted by: PETA at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (zr5Kq)


zombie Adam West: Some of them are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (3Hp/M)

304 My favorite Pangolin piece is " Dueling Pangolins".

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (90T4r)

305 I've been watching the worldwide numbers for the last week or so and the one that I find the most suspicious is India. As of right now they are reporting 536 total cases and 10 total deaths.

When I was out doing a few chores a while ago I heard that Modi was slapping a 21 day quarantine on the whole country.

I bet the real number in India are enormous.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Part of the push for masks is "the Asians always do it and they are so smart and inscrutable!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They seem to do it to prevent themselves from infecting others. I don't know how well it actually works in preventing infection.

I saw a graphic the other day that indicated that the N95 masks had a big, tangible impact on preventing infection, but ....well, there you go.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

307 Kenny took his love to town, his condition was grave and he folded.

Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (0x00j)

308 Pangolin is mentioned in Dante's Paradiso 12 times.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (zr5Kq)

309 The people I see wearing masks are almost invariably female and have this smug-ass look like the mask is a feckin' Prada bag.

I saw one older lady holding the collar of her jacket up over her mouth at the Kroger and I'm thinking, "Your hand is right next to your face now, dearie."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (N30JC)

310 They should check these people for double-voting, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (sWM8x)

311 Ace, I'm catching up on my AOS reading so I acknowledge I'm a post behind, but can you PLEASE stop calling it a special "prosecutor"?

Steady...

Wait for it...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE AOS PROSECUTION!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Boy/L)

312 244 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

Generally speaking in North Korea the pandemic has slowed down the regularly scheduled State Executions....and that's considered a good thing.

Posted by: MrObvious at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (5prN7)

313 South Korea also basically uses Orwellian tracking to use cell phone GPS data of anyone who was sick to track where that person went, and then use the cell phone data of everyone who was in range of that person's travel to tell those people to quarantine.

So unless you literally want to go full Big Brother on this Ace, it's more than just using masks. But we should be using masks, but we wont be able to get them because they're made in China and you know the rest of it.
Posted by: Gaff at March




thought that was singapore

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (HALdu)

314 Fed stimulus no doubt jacking the markets today ... but it's OK... resurrect the economy and the markets together. Easy money and MMT might get us through the election ... we got a market correction out of the way. (long term debt problems can be dealt with in Trump the Sequel).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (Cus5s)

315 >>Part of the push for masks is "the Asians always do it and they are so smart and inscrutable!"


Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

316 my wife is pissed off at Trump for saying everything should go back to normal by Easter. She is in the shut the whole sucker down for at least a month side of things. So we kinda dont talk about it lol.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (6qdAW)

317 287. You cearly did not read the order. It is for "self-isoloation" it is not a march to actual isloation.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (JRaU+)

318 The animals were LAB ANIMALS from a CHY NEEZ biological warfare experimental lab which was busily creating population-decimating diseases to release on it's enemies.

`
We should arrange an "accidental" nuclear strike on Beijing and blame it on the ChiComs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (mw1Wz)

319 the best meme i saw

NK cases 12:00 - 1
NK cases 12:09 - 0
NK cases 3:45 - 1
NK cases 3:52 - 0

etc...

LOL


Posted by: SturmToddler


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (FZxI4)

320 The US Constitution explicitly prohibits States from
this kind of activity. This is a blatantly unconstitutional action on
the part of the State if Florida.



Not only have we lost every single one of our rights our entire Constitutional order is getting tossed.



To say nothing about the Left but there are so many worthless
quislings on the Right enabling this bullshit that once all this is over
(if that ever happens) we need to have some seriously long,
uncomfortable discussions on how far were really willing to go to stand
for our principles because I'm seeing so many big talkers fold like
pussies rather easily.



Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM

---

Two problems with that I can see:

#1. Until somebody is forcibly put into quarantine against their will, no one has standing to sue because no one was harmed.


#2. Chief Justice "It's a tax" Roberts.......just sayin.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

321 I want Ace to go on a livechat with Ethan Van Sciver. The latter loves those old crooners and they could dedicate a show to Paul Anka.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (RyWXu)

322
WTF is a pangolin?

Sounds like a musical instrument.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (N52Qh)





Love child of a badger and an artichoke

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 03:44 PM (EGyGV)

323 In the age of masks, pointy elbows are now more important than ever.
Posted by: getting the banned to take a peek at those peaks at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (LV2j3)
.........

My paper bag supply will last longer, too.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

324
Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV

Note: Speaker Pelosi has millions allocated to early voting and no-excuse-absentee-voting-by-mail in her House coronavirus bill, but says today she's against members of Congress voting remotely in a time of crisis because she doesn't have the confidence in the security of systems



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (vEIlU)

325 She's become a complete traitor. Sinema can't be trusted.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++++
She is not a traitor. She's a perfectly good Democrat. She may have subverted the expectation of those who had hopes for her to be something *other* than a perfectly good Democrat, but traitor she is not (except insofar as the Democrats have become a party of treason-as-policy).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (e/H31)

326

Pelosi backed down on the stimulus how?
Posted by: grammie winger


My guess is that everyone kept posting parts of her abomination online. $35 million to the Kennedy Center, $287 million to the IRfuckingS, and so on.

She's a goddamned monster.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (SFOr6)

327 Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

Two packs of Camel non-filters a day probably does not help anything.

What am I saying? They probably WISH they had Camel non-filters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (QrImU)

328
It's not working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Well, grasshopper, it's a grand plan all designed to present one question to the Voters in late October:

Are You Better Off Now Than You Were 4 Years Ago?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:42 PM (N52Qh)

==========

Except that Trump is floating to the top of this mess, looking more presidential than any president since W right after 9/11.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (zZbCU)

329 I don't want to wear a mask. If I'm wearing a mask, it's because I'm robbing a bank.

Or maybe a train. Stagecoach if I can find one.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (xmKbk)

330 Back in the day, KSP used to set roadblocks right off the Kennedy Bridge, to check for fireworks coming from Indiana

the PA LCB has checkpoints to check us for DE or NJ booze and had for ages

so..yeah seems like what FLA wants to do should be doable

I think there will be a lot of this. the most lingering aspect of COVID is going to be travel restrictions

I'm kind of ok with that

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (j9HX3)

331
Of course to all the Trump deranged leftists this is a "schedule"

Of course.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 03:35 PM (T09ml)
---
Knowing what words mean is not as important to leftists as knowing what narrative to apply.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Eicbe)

332 Part of the push for masks is "the Asians always do it and they are so smart and inscrutable!"


Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.
Posted by: Lizzy


And a 4 pack a day cigarette habit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (FZxI4)

333 Ruby don't take your love to town, even though I'm a paralyzed Viet Nam vet! Yeah Kenny was kind of a bummer.

The thing is I didn't really consider most of his songs country. Just pop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

334 I like the cut of DeSantis' jib.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (pw+jk)

335 Tapper is such a tool...

@DailyCaller

Jake Tapper scolds Joe Biden for coughing into his hand during an interview on CNN

https://tinyurl.com/txywuld

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (cF8AT)

336 305 I've been watching the worldwide numbers for the last week or so and the one that I find the most suspicious is India. As of right now they are reporting 536 total cases and 10 total deaths.

When I was out doing a few chores a while ago I heard that Modi was slapping a 21 day quarantine on the whole country.

I bet the real number in India are enormous.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)


If we don't have the resources to do effective testing, you know India sure as hell doesn't.

Posted by: Bob Seger at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (wGeit)

337 244 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?
---
The last I read, the NORKS are claiming zero cases. Zero.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (sWM8x)

338 Except that Trump is floating to the top of this mess, looking more presidential than any president since W right after 9/11.

Dubya is in the rearview a couple of exits back at this point.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (Boy/L)

339 Could be wrong ' bout that.
Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (WX+x0)

I'm sure loefflers hubby didn't tip off Bezos

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (BiNEL)

340 The View's Sunny Hostin sez the media should quit covering Trump's COVID-19 pressers:

https://tinyurl.com/th8lads

Anyone want to go in for a case of fish tank cleaner for The View?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

341 154 Wear women's panties over your face, like they do in Japan.Strange place, Japan.
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:29 PM (90T4r)

Huh?

That's a common result of a good date the night before.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)

342
Wait
There is a Pelosi sex tape too?

Like on VHS and everything?

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (uZuKb)

343 Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM


Went to my local Asian supermarket a couple of weeks ago. Not a single Asian wearing a mask. Things that make you go "Hmmm...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)

344 I find myself wondering, if the media weren't hyping Oriental Lung Death like it was the Superflu from 'The Stand,' would we even notice it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (N30JC)

345 I wonder if the hotter, wetter climates will naturally fare better??

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (90T4r)

346 335 Tapper is such a tool...

@DailyCaller

Jake Tapper scolds Joe Biden for coughing into his hand during an interview on CNN

https://tinyurl.com/txywuld
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (cF8AT)

What a fucking pansy ass hat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (QrImU)

347 Jake Tapper scolds Joe Biden for coughing into his hand during an interview on CNN

I dearly want those assholes off the air and homeless.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (Boy/L)

348
Yeah, those oriental asians sure are smart.

Can we finally put a rest to all the ancient chinese herbal remedy bullshit?

One should do the opposite of what the chinese do.

West > East

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (N52Qh)

349 >>Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.

A large number of people wear masks in Beijing all the time. And for good reason.

I've been there on days when there was so much smog in the air you couldn't see to the end of the block.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)

350 She's a goddamned monster.
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 03:45 PM (SFOr6)
---
Because they didn't write a 1200-page bill overnight. This has obviously been sitting around as a DNC-funding bill and they slapped coronavirus every place where "{insert cause here}" was.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (Eicbe)

351 come on 10% dont fail me now!!!

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (6qdAW)

352 I'm kind of ok with that
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (j9HX3)


I'm all-in on going back to a Pre-Reconstruction interpretation of the Constitution - where the document was a check on Federal power, and the States had wide latitude.

Yeah - it would suck for the Blue States. No - I don't care. Vote with your feet.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (qVyOY)

353 Like on VHS and everything?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM


8mm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)

354 They seem to do it to prevent themselves from infecting others. I don't know how well it actually works in preventing infection.

I think its 90% style and politeness affectation, personally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

355 WTF is a pangolin?

Sounds like a musical instrument.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:40 PM (N52Qh)





Love child of a badger and an artichoke

Posted by: IllTemperedCur



They're cute. But so unhuggable.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (FZxI4)

356 I can't lie. I like nice, warm, sexy eyes. If all hot women were wearing face masks it would feel kind of sexy making eye contact.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

357
Judicial Watch Right-pointing magnifying glass @JudicialWatch

"The FBI told us they won't be providing anything under the FOIA Act until March 30th or longer. We won't get any docs or transparency because they don't see it as mission-critical,"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (vEIlU)

358

A shitload of dead in Norkland means square meals for all at last!
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Meat's back on the menu, boys!!!

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (SFOr6)

359 Kenny Rogers...Lucille.

Don't know about elsewhere, but it was standard bar procedure that when somebody was singing

"It's a fine time to leave me, Lucille..."

The crowd would respond "You bitch!"

Pretty predictable.

RIP Kenny, wherever you are.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

360 Wait
There is a Pelosi sex tape too?

Like on VHS and everything?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (uZuKb)

8mm. Ted Kennedy did the dialogue cards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (QrImU)

361 Tapper is such a tool...

@DailyCaller

Jake Tapper scolds Joe Biden for coughing into his hand during an interview on CNN

https://tinyurl.com/txywuld

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (cF8AT)


Biden should have slapped him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

362 Fucking Indian wet market might be worse than the Chinese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (r1kPE)

363 Went to my local Asian supermarket a couple of weeks ago. Not a single Asian wearing a mask. Things that make you go "Hmmm...."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)


They put the masks back on after you left.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (wGeit)

364 Hijackers...anarchy.....virus rapers.The social fabric is falling apart.

I don't know what to do. If this were a bar I'd say: Oh yeah....knew you're mommy very very well. Fight .

But I like this place....even the humans are interesting except when they are Facebooking.

What should I do Mr. Ace? Warn me before I have to walk the plank or slit my throat with razor blades inbedded in a Water Wiggle head . Thanks

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (6YzHn)

365 Pelosi sex clay tablet.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (o2MD2)

366 Still can't believe PETA has yet to come out in defense of bats.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

BATS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: PETA at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

367 353 Like on VHS and everything?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM

8mm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)

Touche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (QrImU)

368 RE: the sidebar about gun stores. PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down. PA Supreme Court agreed with the governor, effectively killing the Second Amendment.

I cannot get out of this state soon enough.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (VWp7G)

369 I've been there on days when there was so much smog in the air you couldn't see to the end of the block.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)
---
There used to be oxygen boxes in Tokyo where beat cops could stop and take an oxygen break.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (Eicbe)

370 Two daughters in Spokane had the corona in mid December. Both described s/s and sounds like corona.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (WX+x0)

371 Chris Dodd was the fluffer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (r1kPE)

372 #344. Not a chance. The media wanted to reassert themselves (and their authority) but they just further damaged their reputation (like celebrities have done as well).

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (RyWXu)

373 WTF is a pangolin?

it's like an armadiller

sans the leprosy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (rpxSz)

374 Watch out where
The Angelfish go
Don't you eat that
Yellow aquarium cleaner

Which doesn't rhyme, but who cares?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)

375 I'm all-in on going back to a Pre-Reconstruction interpretation of the Constitution - where the document was a check on Federal power, and the States had wide latitude.

Yeah - it would suck for the Blue States. No - I don't care. Vote with your feet.

Posted by: I Am No One



Trump kicked control back to the states for Covid-19 and they don't want it.

Because now they own any response.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (FZxI4)

376 >>> Wait
There is a Pelosi sex tape too?



SPLOOSH!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (VWp7G)

377 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

You know, I don't think I had it, but cannot rule it out. Another Moron lurker and I went to a Burns Night supper in Phoenix on January 25th. Two days later, we each came down with a nasty, lingering cold. I went home to Alberta a month later, saw my doctor, had a chest X-ray. He said, "you have a cold". But WuFlu was scarcely in the public eye at the time. X-ray was normal, BTW.

Today is the first day that I have no symptoms at all of the lung crut. Was it WuFlu? I guess I will never know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (miJU3)

378 I bet the real number in India are enormous.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
#MeToo

Country of over a billion now in 21-day martial law lockdown. Seems like a bit of an overreaction for a few score cases...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (e/H31)

379 #371. Funny. I live in CT and I remember union goons coming through Bridgeport and putting up 10,000 yellow signs for that SOB.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (RyWXu)

380 I find myself wondering, if the media weren't hyping Oriental Lung Death like it was the Superflu from 'The Stand,' would we even notice it.

It would just be a heavy flu season like a few years ago. Until they start connecting the stories, people don't really notice the flu deaths every year.

But someone had a bright idea of how to prevent spiking of cases that cause stress at hospitals and were burning to try it out. It looked great on paper. No other variables were considered, like national morale, cultural impact, economic, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

381 Trump: Meh, no need to do any restrictions at the Federal level yet.

The Left: YOU AREN"T DOING ENOUGH TO STOP THE EPIDEMIC! YOU ARE INCOMPETENT!

Trump: OK, I'll take some actions to stop the spread o the virus.

The Left: OMG, YOU HAVE BECOME A DICTATOR! RACIST! FASCIST DICTATOR!

Trump: OK, fine, we'll relax restrictions and let people work.

The Left: WHAT???? YOU WILL KILL MILLIONS WITH YOUR LAX ATTITUDE! MASS-MURDERER!

Posted by: zombie at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (N9G0H)

382 Oh, Ace's post - South Korea did shut down, but it was limited. Lots of work from home and restaurants only do take out,.. stuff like that. They also had a lot of cases.

The real model everyone is ignoring is Japan. They have not had a shutdown and so far have kept it to about 1k cases. Not sure how long they can hold, but so far it is not too bad.

Japan is also very old, and has mulitgenerational families. The only measures they have taken is shutting down schools, and hygiene stuff.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (LWu6U)

383
PPE personal protective equipment

Biden yesterday said Trump needs to do the defense production act to make "personal productive equipment."

Just one of many gaffes yesterday by Biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (N52Qh)

384 374 Watch out where
The Angelfish go
Don't you eat that
Yellow aquarium cleaner

Which doesn't rhyme, but who cares?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)

I thought we called that a haiku?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (QrImU)

385 My favorite Pangolin piece is " Dueling Pangolins".
__________________________________-

Kind of partial to Pangolinphenia.

Townsend was on his game back then.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (wmfhQ)

386 Wait

There is a Pelosi sex tape too?







SPLOOSH!



Depends.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (mw1Wz)

387 368 RE: the sidebar about gun stores. PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down. PA Supreme Court agreed with the governor, effectively killing the Second Amendment.

I cannot get out of this state soon enough.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (VWp7G)

Here in Illinois, of all places, guns and ammo was deemed essenial.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (90T4r)

388 368 RE: the sidebar about gun stores. PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down. PA Supreme Court agreed with the governor, effectively killing the Second Amendment.

I cannot get out of this state soon enough.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (VWp7G)


2A is federal. The PA courts don't have the last word.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (wGeit)

389 And a 4 pack a day cigarette habit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (FZxI4)

Great photo I saw somewhere that had a Chinese worker wearing a mask with a small hole in it so he could smoke a cigarette while wearing the mask!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (BiNEL)

390 I don't get the relevance of the plastic gloves that checkers are wearing. It is not as if they are scrubbing their hands from hands to elbows in between donning a new pair. They stand there and touch everyone's purchase, bag them up, take cash, make change, then go on the the next customer - dozens and dozens, maybe hundreds, without changing gloves, dispersing germs just as they would if they hand bare hands.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (jSEze)

391 Re NY snowbirds: Flights from NYC to West Palm Beach are known as the "Miracle Worker Flights" because so many of the elderly that needed wheelchair assistance to early board the plane are as spry as mountain goats as they stream off it.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (m/Gc2)

392 Wait

There is a Pelosi sex tape too?



Like on VHS and everything?

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (uZuKb)


It's on a cave wall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (3Hp/M)

393 She's not a traitor. She's a loyal Democrat.
Remember that she voted to convict Trump on those Shampeachment charges,
even though she made bi(partisan) gestures toward him at the SOTU.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 03:41 PM (iuFgi)

The bar is so low for Democrats, our side gets all hot and bothered when someone with a (D) after their name shows the barest pube-width minimum of mildly human decency:

"OMG look at Sinema... she's cheering the family of the girl who was kidnapped, tortured and killed! Way to buck the party!!!!"

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (uEbPt)

394 Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports

1h
Instagram Model/Health Blogger Claims Adding Boyfriend's Cum In Her Smoothie Will Help Her Get Through Coronavirus Pandemic


you know barstool

scroll
https://tinyurl.com/quphnbq

lots of scantily clad women

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (vEIlU)

395 PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down.

Meanwhile governors in some states are literally letting criminals go from prisons to save them from the Wuhan Flu.

And abortion clinics are still open. Essential, that. Killing babies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

396 Trump kicked control back to the states for Covid-19 and they don't want it.



Because now they own any response.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (FZxI4)


Yeah. I voted Trump out of spite - and here the Magnificent Orange Bastard exceeded my wildest expectations and is turning out to be a damn fine president.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (qVyOY)

397 Admittedly, that probably sounds better than my "Operation - Fuck Off Libs"

Posted by: SH at March 24, 2020 03:25 PM (sX1BW)


That's what Trump's doing only he's calling it Easter.
The resurrection of America.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (WrOkn)

398 Touche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM


Hordemind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

399 Watch out where
The Angelfish go
Don't you eat that
Yellow aquarium cleaner

Which doesn't rhyme, but who cares?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)
++++++++++++++
Angelfish? Pre-Garbage Shirley Manson? I'm game. I'm always game.
https://youtu.be/cO-YCm4GXw8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (e/H31)

400 I cannot get out of this state soon enough.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (VWp7G)

Not to pile on or anything, but I was in Center City a few weeks ago and damn! It's even scummier than usual. I think there was a bum on every corner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (dLLD6)

401 sun is finally out
shoveled what I hope is my last snow this morning (haha, it won't be)

but time to go outside

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (vEIlU)

402 Back in the day, KSP used to set roadblocks right off the Kennedy Bridge, to check for fireworks coming from Indiana



the PA LCB has checkpoints to check us for DE or NJ booze and had for ages



so..yeah seems like what FLA wants to do should be doable



I think there will be a lot of this. the most lingering aspect of COVID is going to be travel restrictions



I'm kind of ok with that

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM

---

Not too sure about that. Mass used to pull over all Mass vehicles when they came back from NH because tons of people were going there buying tax free cigarettes at the rest stop right across the State line and bringing them back in to avoid Mass State taxes.


More than a few people challenged those stops and fought back in the Courts. The AG quietly dropped those cases and had the State Police stop doing that because they did not want those case going to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (JUOKG)

403 I thought we called that a haiku?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

404 Pelosi's sex tape is featured in French cave paintings.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 03:51 PM (o2MD2)

405 The Secret Obama Sex Tape shows him having sex with an ISIS flag.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (uEbPt)

406 The Atlantic accidentally tells the truth.

The Atlantic@TheAtlantic
"Biden was never really convincing anyone on the stump-his political power at this point is an idea, held collectively, about how to defeat Trump," writes @alexwagner:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

407 I don't get the relevance of the plastic gloves that checkers are wearing. It is not as if they are scrubbing their hands from hands to elbows in between donning a new pair.

Exactly. Its just for show, or maybe for their own protection.

Its like watching CSI shows. Real CSIs wear two layers of gloves and change them out whenever they move to a new area or object for obvious transfer reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

408 Brunette.


Used to have nice boobs (I've seen em), but since she's gone all "marathon," she looks a bit anorexic now.


Posted by: Sponge at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Folks, this is how it's done. All the information required in a single comment. No back-and-forth trying to find out the important details.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)

but there's no pics...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (8D42x)

409 I don't get the relevance of the plastic gloves that checkers are wearing. It is not as if they are scrubbing their hands from hands to elbows in between donning a new pair. They stand there and touch everyone's purchase, bag them up, take cash, make change, then go on the the next customer - dozens and dozens, maybe hundreds, without changing gloves, dispersing germs just as they would if they hand bare hands.
Posted by: washrivergal at March



has some benefit for the workers

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (HALdu)

410 Part of the push for masks is "the Asians always do it and they are so smart and inscrutable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



They seem to do it to prevent themselves from infecting others. I
don't know how well it actually works in preventing infection.



I saw a graphic the other day that indicated that the N95 masks had a
big, tangible impact on preventing infection, but ....well, there you
go.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

===
The best explanation I saw on the N95 masks that have 3 micron spacing /holes while the virus is 1 micron in diameter. It will stop some not all and that it is like four big football guys going through a three wide football player door. Again some will be stopped.

If any others know about filters, when they get full it is one particle in and then one particle out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (pw+jk)

411 377

Me too. Got a nasty cough mid Dec and it lasted about 2 months. Went to urgent care midway through doc said youre fine it will go away on its own. IVe never had something like that last that long before.

Looking back on it......sounds much like Corona. But like you I will never know.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (6qdAW)

412 >>Today is the first day that I have no symptoms at all of the lung crut. Was it WuFlu? I guess I will never know.

We might. I heard they are working on some sort of test that will be able to tell if someone has had WuFlu.

They want to do this so they can look for anti-bodies in the blood to help develop potential treatments from people who have had it and recovered.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

413 >>>2A is federal. The PA courts don't have the last word.



I know, but it's really disheartening to see a state Supreme Court agree removing your constitutional rights is no big deal.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (VWp7G)

414 It was a nice gesture and had a lot of good performances (plus it showed what you could do with satellite very early on) but it was a waste of time and effort in terms of helping the starving people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

The money would have been better spent on providing weapons to the downtrodden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (miJU3)

415 Didn't mean I'm sucidal....just need a heads up before Ace murderfides me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (6YzHn)

416 I wish we could stop all visits form Cali. Forever.


*sorry Calirons*

Luv ya.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (7ZMbn)

417
Like on VHS and everything?
Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM

8mm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 03:47 PM (ejd/p)






Wax cylinders

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (EGyGV)

418 Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.
Posted by: Lizzy

Japan is the most mask wearing country there is, and there is very little pollution.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (LWu6U)

419 "I will have a pickup truck, or possibly even a recreational vehicle... and drive state to state.

Do they let you do that?"

"Yes"

"No papers?"

"Yes."
"State to state."

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (mrrpT)

420 The "shutdown" in Ohio is kind of funny.

DeWine allowed a lot of "Exceptions" and nobody is policing it at all. So it seems like a self-decided choice.

Pretty much whatever. Some more "non-essential" stores have closed.
SHerwin Williams Paint store was a real bitch yesterday about doing color matching. No, we can take your paint sample because we might get the Covid 19 from this stuff scratched off your wall.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (vcOmj)

421 Nancy Pelosi cares more about remodeling the opera house in DC, than getting temporary cash flow to millions of people working paycheck to paycheck, so they don't lose their house or apartment, and fall in to financial ruin.

Can we use the word "disappeared?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (sy5kK)

422
Can California ever truly be sure their state is clear of the Chinese virus? Aside from the filth, Los Angeles is a lawless free-for-all.

Why would anyone go there?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (N52Qh)

423 You live in New Jersey, the state defined by exits off I-95 Mr, Glass House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)

Really? I have no idea which exit of I-95 I'm off of and never have because I don't live near I-95.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (WI7YS)

424 I know most of msm aren't showing Trumps wu flu pressers but I think he is still scoring politically with these things.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

425 South Korea also did a lot of mass temperature surveillance.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (uEbPt)

426 Not too sure about that. Mass used to pull over all Mass vehicles when
they came back from NH because tons of people were going there buying
tax free cigarettes at the rest stop right across the State line and
bringing them back in to avoid Mass State taxes.


Maryland is using your state of origin now to derive probable cause to search for a weapon. If they can do that, Florida can do this.

When New York decides to play nice, then we can all play nice and have a charitable interpretation of the Constitution. Until then, it's every State for themselves. I'd support similar restrictions on New York travelers from my Gov.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (qVyOY)

427 390 I don't get the relevance of the plastic gloves that checkers are wearing. It is not as if they are scrubbing their hands from hands to elbows in between donning a new pair. They stand there and touch everyone's purchase, bag them up, take cash, make change, then go on the the next customer - dozens and dozens, maybe hundreds, without changing gloves, dispersing germs just as they would if they hand bare hands.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 03:50 PM (jSEze)


Gloves are basically just a reminder not to touch your face. To make them actually effective in supermarkets the checker would have to use a new pair with every customer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (wGeit)

428 hola cuernos

Posted by: non entity at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (B+t5k)

429 The other losers in this COVID BS:

China / Iran
Media
Hollywood
Professional Sports (watching a couple of nerds on TWITCH play a football match is more exciting than overpaid athletes)

There were NO meaningful reforms after 2008 (i.e. spending cuts / deficit reduction) so this is just another bailout. The nation / world is still broke.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (RyWXu)

430 Jake Tapper scolds Joe Biden for coughing into his hand during an interview on CNN
........

I agree with Jake, Joe should have coughed it into a water glass like hILLRY

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

431 RE: the sidebar about gun stores. PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down. PA Supreme Court agreed with the governor, effectively killing the Second Amendment.

I cannot get out of this state soon enough.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (VWp7G)


that is retarded and there should be a law suit

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)

432 All bats are to be clearly labeled "Not For Human Consumption".

Posted by: FDA at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (ZBrWm)

433 Exactly. Its just for show, or maybe for their own protection.

Its like watching CSI shows. Real CSIs wear two layers of gloves and change them out whenever they move to a new area or object for obvious transfer reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Benefit to the workers by keeping any nast from penetrating, and gloves are a great reminder not to rub your eyes or pick your nose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (e/H31)

434 The advantage to masks is that if everyone wears them, then asymptomatic people will also wear them and not spread as much.

I think they are saving Japan.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (LWu6U)

435 Sam Kinison was the reality check for We are the World.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (r1kPE)

436 Dow up almost 2k. 5 mins to close.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (cF8AT)

437 Tshirt:
"I might have had corona and survived"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (7ZMbn)

438 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)

439 >>>Not to pile on or anything, but I was in Center City a few weeks ago and damn! It's even scummier than usual. I think there was a bum on every corner.



Hey, I hate this city anymore, so feel free to pile on. Center City went further south when Kenney became mayor. They cut back on sweepers and such, so they now rely on guys with brooms and dustpans. They're not exactly good at their job.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (VWp7G)

440

Everyone on the entire East Coast is "an exit off 95."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (N52Qh)

441
From Florida to Maine!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (N52Qh)

442 More than a few people challenged those stops and fought back in the Courts. The AG quietly dropped those cases and had the State Police stop doing that because they did not want those case going to SCOTUS.


the bridges where we get stopped are the purview of the DRPA - Delaware River Port Authority

apparently they have "special powers"

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (j9HX3)

443 Dow up almost 2k. 5 mins to close.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
---
I don't think anybody told them Orangemanbad today, and they forgot.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (Eicbe)

444 #404. Winner.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (RyWXu)

445 Was the non-restocking of N-95 masks from the depletion in 2009 an accurate story ?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (5IbVn)

446 436 Dow up almost 2k. 5 mins to close.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
----------

Come one Dow, Daddy needs a new retirement fund!

Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (OAlmw)

447 I know most of msm aren't showing Trumps wu flu pressers but I think he is still scoring politically with these things.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

How often does the average American get to see Trump unfiltered? Once a year at the SOTU. That's it.

They've been told his rallies are Klan Rallies so they don't watch them. They've been told his tweets are toxic, so they don't read them. That's why they had to pull him off the air. Can't have people seeing and hearing, you know, the actual President.

Whoops. Whoopsie!!!

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (uEbPt)

448 Hey, I hate this city anymore, so feel free to pile on

our city is almost gone, Wyatt

it's scary there now

I told you I was robbed in the Christmas Village right?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (j9HX3)

449 Why is Hannity letting that charlatan Dr Oz on his show to infect his listeners? He is not an expert on pandemics or corona. My mom watches his show and said he's run out of stuff to say, so had devolved to off-health topics. Says she can tell he is loving all this as a chance to be relevant again. When you've lost my mom...

Plus Dr Oz HATES keto, he thinks it will kill you, but had to pretend to indulge it because is a hot topic.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (hvf9s)

450 "I don't get the relevance of the plastic gloves that checkers are
wearing. "

they can pull the gloves off when they go for break, or bathroom ... as long as they remember not to touch their face ... and the gloves mind remind them not to do that.


Washing hands would be about the same, but under the nails are better protected with gloves. I saw one Aldi's checker wearing gloves long before all this ... but nice gloves, like to keep from getting paper cuts and to get a better grip.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (Cus5s)

451 RE: the sidebar about gun stores. PA governor Tom Wolf (L-Ibtard) also deemed store are not essential and closed them down. PA Supreme Court agreed with the governor, effectively killing the Second Amendment.

I cannot get out of this state soon enough.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


You know why liquor stores are deemed "essential"?

Because the powers that be do not want to be hung.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (FZxI4)

452 "WTF is a pangolin?"

Mythical Ojibway creature that can swallow its own weight in water.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (wmfhQ)

453 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)

That's almost certainly total bullshit. They are basing it on a flawed study. Take a look at the short discussion on the topic over at the Johns Hopkins Sino-Lung-Rot site.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (dLLD6)

454 Dow up almost 2k. 5 mins to close.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
.........

SELL SELL SELL

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

455 438 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)

That seems like utter bullshit to me.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r)

456 Its like watching CSI shows. Real CSIs wear two layers of gloves and change them out whenever they move to a new area or object for obvious transfer reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

Or Subway workers.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (5IbVn)

457 Well, we now who is responsible for Chinese Lung AIDS.

-
saira rao@sairasameerarao
My friend in Denver was just released from the hospital with COVID. I have another friend in NYC who is on life support with COVID.

One is 45, the other 44.

They both have children.

White people decided that they loved white supremacy more than life itself.

Hence, THIS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

458 438
Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)

So the greatest punter of the Virus League then?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (7ZMbn)

459 So all the snowbirds who usually come back to N.J. or N.Y in the Spring just did the reverse hibernation thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (WI7YS)

460 Can California ever truly be sure their state is clear of the Chinese virus? Aside from the filth, Los Angeles is a lawless free-for-all.

Why would anyone go there?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Take off and nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to make sure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (vcOmj)

461 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

https://tinyurl.com/u89e6ed

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (QrImU)

462 >>>our city is almost gone, Wyatt

it's scary there now

I told you I was robbed in the Christmas Village right?


You did, and if I were there that person would be a rotting corpse by now. I'm taking a liking to Tennessee after driving to Dallas to pick my kid up from college.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (VWp7G)

463 438 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)


I don't believe that. Mucus droplets only stay airborne for a few seconds.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (wGeit)

464 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.


umm...

that is literally not possible

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (j9HX3)

465 I apologize for my previously dismissive attitude towards this horrible disease. Greta Thunberg just announced she has WuFlu.

Shark jumped.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (M98pX)

466
That Arizona couple was supposed to be the Fake News' Rachel Corrie.

NBC probably tried to get the wife to drink some more poison on camera.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (N52Qh)

467


According to Heidi Pryznbzbzbz at NBC, President Trump gave the order for all residents of Passaic and Trenton to move to Florida

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (lg/F7)

468 Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM (hvf9s)

You what Dr. Oz is absolutely fvcking brilliant at? Cardiac surgery.

He did my mom!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

469 check the trunk for MD 20/20

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (rpxSz)

470 I'm not confident that the SC would uphold 2A in this circumstance. At the end of the day, judges are still Statist swine, and this ginned up crisis is a Statist Swine Orgy. It's like their Christmas, Fourth of July, and birthday parties rolled into one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (EQRLd)

471 337
244 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?

---

The last I read, the NORKS are claiming zero cases. Zero.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 03:46 PM (sWM8x)

Hot lead injections cure all that ails you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (D2IX6)

472 even if the gloves are just to make the checkers happy, do you want to try to buy groceries without checkers?

Not sure somebody is going to want to stand at a register for eight hours checking food for every wuhan vic that wants to buy food.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (HALdu)

473
You know why liquor stores are deemed "essential"?



Because the powers that be do not want to be hung.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:56 PM

---

Plus they want those sweet liquor tax $$$$ that every State except NH collects.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (JUOKG)

474
Pelosi and House democrats impeached Trump for withholding aid from Ukraine unless he got a quid pro quo and now she's withholding aid for American workers until she gets a quid pro quo.

Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (PtOP4)

475 I predict that before the election leftwing dipshit media will do one-on-one interviews with Senile Joe where he doesn't say a word.
The media will throw a softball question at him and then answer for him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

476 Pa. also closed the state run liquor stores, but let beer distributorships stay open. As a beer drinker for me its great. My wife, the wine drinker, is drinking my beer! These are tough times...

Posted by: pahound at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (8UwM+)

477 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

https://tinyurl.com/u89e6ed

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (QrImU)
---
Yes. We. Cans.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (Eicbe)

478 374 Watch out where
The Angelfish go
Don't you eat that
Yellow aquarium cleaner

Which doesn't rhyme, but who cares?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)

MisHum on the ONT would be proud of you. At least for the effort.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

479 You what Dr. Oz is absolutely fvcking brilliant at? Cardiac surgery.

He did my mom!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

Um, phrasing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)

480 >>>We could also wear masks.


BADORANGEMAN ripped off all the masks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (KnJdm)

481 You did, and if I were there that person would be a rotting corpse by now. I'm taking a liking to Tennessee after driving to Dallas to pick my kid up from college.


Tennessee seems awesome! We are 90 percent decided on retiring to AZ

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (j9HX3)

482 >>>He did my mom!



Hey! Phrasing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (VWp7G)

483 >>> Left unsaid: The Asians live in ridiculous levels of pollution so they always wear masks. Also, their lungs are already compromised because of the pollution.
Posted by: Lizzy

Japan is the most mask wearing country there is, and there is very little pollution.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (LWu6U)

Huge smokers also. All of Asia.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (hvf9s)

484 He did my mom!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

Phrasing !!

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (5IbVn)

485 I am gonna wait till Dr. Colonel Brix's conference. Did they have one today ?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (zr5Kq)

486 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

Bat wings.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (mw1Wz)

487 I'm taking a liking to Tennessee after driving to Dallas to pick my kid up from college.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (VWp7G)


Very pretty part of the country. I'm not sure how they got stuck with Memphis, though. Maybe they lost a bet.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (qVyOY)

488 Real CSI's use a mask, too but you can't have that or someone might not see an actor's face. Plus, none of them can act with out their face being completely seen, apparently.

Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

What's it made of, helium?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

489 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.


umm...

that is literally not possible

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!


Really, only Dr. J had that kind of hang time! And...he was no mucousy virus, let me tell you that!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (vcOmj)

490 463 438 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)

contact high

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (rpxSz)

491 >>>Tennessee seems awesome! We are 90 percent decided on retiring to AZ


My best friend lives south of Tucson. Gorgeous state. It's one of our finalists, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (VWp7G)

492 Holy shit. Up 11%.
Wow.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (6qdAW)

493 There is some very good news yesterday, a successful test for the presence of Covid-WuhanHubeChina-19 antibodies has been developed. It will help after the fact mostly in analysis of population exposure to the virus, provided everyone is tested.

Posted by: Otter-wan Kazi at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (0x00j)

494 487 I'm taking a liking to Tennessee after driving to Dallas to pick my kid up from college.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (VWp7G)

Very pretty part of the country. I'm not sure how they got stuck with Memphis, though. Maybe they lost a bet.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (qVyOY)

==========

I was born in Columbia, TN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (zZbCU)

495 >>>Gloves are basically just a reminder not to touch your face. To make them actually effective in supermarkets the checker would have to use a new pair with every customer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (wGeit)



They are for the checker not you.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (WrOkn)

496 250 You'd be the first moron I met in meatspace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 03:38 PM (zZbCU)


Cool. I've met a few including the head Ewok at a NoVaMoMe from way back. Still got the Paul Anka vinyl from that. Regrettably, I've not looked up Insomniac during my last couple of pilgrimages to Orlando. I intend to remediate that later this year.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (DTX3h)

497 465
I apologize for my previously dismissive attitude towards this horrible disease. Greta Thunberg just announced she has WuFlu.



Shark jumped.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (M98pX)

She's going for that extra 15 minutes on the fame train?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (D2IX6)

498 He did my mom!


Hey! Phrasing!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (VWp7G)
---
What?

Posted by: Phrasing at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (Eicbe)

499 >>>Very pretty part of the country. I'm not sure how they got stuck with Memphis, though. Maybe they lost a bet.



Memphis looked kinda nice... while driving past it at 70 MPH

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (VWp7G)

500 At last, my hoard of Jason the 13th face masks will be worth a FORTUNE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (CLteG)

501 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

Bottle redhead trailer girl, but I'll allow it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

502 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

https://tinyurl.com/u89e6ed
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (QrImU)
+++++++++++++
I'm Joe Mannix, and I completely approve of this message.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (e/H31)

503 *CBD is Dr. OZ Jr ? he looks nothing like him !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (zr5Kq)

504 366
Still can't believe PETA has yet to come out in defense of bats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip



BATS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: PETA at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Nancy Kerrigan disagrees.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (N39Ws)

505 White people decided that they loved white supremacy more than life itself.

Hence, THIS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM


WTAF does that even mean?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (ejd/p)

506 Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!

Up 2093.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (cF8AT)

507 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

How does that even make sense? That woman might die of a disease of backed up bile she has so much of it, (And no, I'm not hoping she dies-only that the eyes of her heart are opened)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (WI7YS)

508 States cannot impose bans on travel from other states or even impose residency requirements for welfare. That's straight up 1A. Pulling people over to check for busted tail lights as they cross a state border does not rise to that level.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (KAi1n)

509 Huge smokers also. All of Asia.
Posted by: LizLem at March




you sure?

there is speculation that the differences between italy and Korea have something to do with fewer than 5% of Korean women smoking.

Men and women in italy smoke with the same frequency.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (HALdu)

510
saira rao@sairasameerarao
My friend in Denver was just released from the hospital with COVID. I have another friend in NYC who is on life support with COVID.

One is 45, the other 44.

They both have children.

White people decided that they loved white supremacy more than life itself.

Hence, THIS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I don't get it.

I also don't get why Twitter still allows Racism and Bigotry like this. The phrase "white people" never precedes anything positive, and I'm sure Twitter's algorithm is on the spy for "black people."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (N52Qh)

511 "WTF is a pangolin?"

A pathogen originating in the Burmese River Valley that destroyed a crop of exotic orange pears.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (RyWXu)

512 Love is in the air

dum, dum ,dee, dee, dum

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (rpxSz)

513 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.



What's it made of, helium?


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:59 P

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That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)

514 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

https://tinyurl.com/u89e6ed

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (QrImU)


Quit using such difficult pictures. It took me five minutes to see the OK sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (axyOa)

515 Dow finishes up 11.3%. I'll take it.

Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (OAlmw)

516 Bats are Friends, not Food!!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (90T4r)

517 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:55 PM (FZxI4)




What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow virus?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (3Hp/M)

518 Costco refuses toilet paper returns

Good.

Eat it, idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (Boy/L)

519 >>> You what Dr. Oz is absolutely fvcking brilliant at? Cardiac surgery.
He did my mom!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

Phrasing, CBD!

Glad he's a good heart surgeon. He should stick to that instead of implying keto will kill people.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (hvf9s)

520 >>>I was born in Columbia, TN.



Drove through PA, DE, MD< VA, WV, TN, AR, and TX in four days - to and from. Tennessee was the best of the lot, at least scenery-wise.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (VWp7G)

521 505 White people decided that they loved white supremacy more than life itself.

Hence, THIS.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM

WTAF does that even mean?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (ejd/p)

==========

That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)

522 Tennessee seems awesome! We are 90 percent decided on retiring to AZ

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (j9HX3)
]
Come on out!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (7ZMbn)

523 My own little bit of research - number of respirators in Italy 3,000 or 1 for every 20,000 persons. US - 177,000 respirators or 1 for every 1695 persons. Government healthcare, yay!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (Vy7tf)

524 Very pretty part of the country. I'm not sure how they got stuck with Memphis, though. Maybe they lost a bet.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (qVyOY)


Memphis is like Detroit in the sense that the freeways passing through town are like a guided tour of the shittiest parts of the city.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (mrrpT)

525 375- Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 03:49 PM

I think that's based on three considerations: 1) they don't want responsibility for making decisions, 2) they don't want the blame for bad decisions, and 3) they want the feds to pay for it. Cuomo's rant about ventilators earlier today illustrates all three.

I'm glad Trump called him out today when he pointed out that Cuomo passed up the chance to buy 16,000 of them in 2015.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (qe5CM)

526 #506. It will drop 1800 tomorrow.

Posted by: Winston at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (RyWXu)

527 Welcome to Florida Stay for the Humidity,Leave with a NASTY taste in your mouth. FUCK FLORIDA, it's overcrowded,over Obese and over Crimed...spend $10 MORE and go to Costa Rica where they like you.

Posted by: saf at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (5IHGB)

528 Can California ever truly be sure their state is
clear of the Chinese virus? Aside from the filth, Los Angeles is a
lawless free-for-all.



Why would anyone go there?

Posted by: Soothsayer
CA has more than one city. This ain't Rhode Island.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (KAi1n)

529
What's it made of, helium?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

+++
LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (jSEze)

530 >>Great. Now where do we get masks. I see all these people running around looking like surgeons, but I don't have any and there are none to be had.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Go to Joann fabrics, they have tutorials on how to make your own.

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (2cuLk)

531 513 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.



What's it made of, helium?


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:59 P

---

That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)

But Fox.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (90T4r)

532 506 Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!

Up 2093.
Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (cF8AT)

==========

We'll get a record loss tomorrow, don't worry.

There will be breaking news that a mouse got stepped on in the subway and everyone will panic sell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (zZbCU)

533 "Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!



Up 2093.
Posted by: Tami"


Must have been that press conference Biden gave yesterday.

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

534 Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!



Up 2093.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (cF8AT)


Do you know who else had a big gain in 1933?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (3Hp/M)

535 That's almost certainly total bullshit. They are basing it on a flawed study. Take a look at the short discussion on the topic over at the Johns Hopkins Sino-Lung-Rot site.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You know it defies all laws of physics and I know it defies all laws of physics, but those that love science sexually don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (FZxI4)

536 Hey! I met a moron in meatspace.....and then I married her.

It can work for you, too!

Also met Hogmartin, Alton Jackson, Helena Handbasket, Eris the She wolf. And many more!

Met DC from River City years ago (if you remember him, he's been gone from here for a long time)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (vcOmj)

537 Memphis was probably all right when Elvis was growing up there.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (m/Gc2)

538 +9.34 % on the S&P. I'll take it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (VpIIl)

539 495 >>>Gloves are basically just a reminder not to touch your face. To make them actually effective in supermarkets the checker would have to use a new pair with every customer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (wGeit)



They are for the checker not you.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (WrOkn)


How do they help the checker?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (wGeit)

540

He did my mom!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yeah, yeah, so did the rest of us. Big deal.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (SFOr6)

541 I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah Rao didn't make thus up whole cloth. Hasn't she done so before? "Journalism" as creative writing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (WI7YS)

542 Japan is the most mask wearing country there is, and there is very little pollution.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 24, 2020 03:53 PM (LWu6U)



Huge smokers also. All of Asia.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (hvf9s)



They were smoking a shitload on august 6, 1945.

(I'll let myself out)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (9Om/r)

543 Go to Joann fabrics, they have tutorials on how to make your own.

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (2cuLk)

I have a buncha socks that lost their mate.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (7ZMbn)

544 That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)
---
Thank you for that digest of Dumb. All the dumb in one place.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (Eicbe)

545 Bats are Friends, not Food!!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++++
Bats are neither. Bats are disease-ridden aerial vermin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (e/H31)

546 Tennessee was the best of the lot, at least scenery-wise.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (VWp7G)


Big fan of East and Central Tennessee myself. Lived outside Knoxville for a while - did a couple night classes at UT. They just didn't have enough industry to stay. But very, very nice.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (qVyOY)

547 Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:

https://tinyurl.com/u89e6ed

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (QrImU)
.........

either that or she's a white supremacist.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

548 Because the real tragedy in all this is that famous people aren't getting enough attention.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Another ridiculous video was of celebrities posting videos of them singing Lennon's Imagine to calm us plebes.

Larry the Cable Guy blasted them good on twitter to the effect of "Nothing like multi-millionaires who can miss a whole year or more of work without flinching to sing to the masses who are struggling right now".

Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (oiNtH)

549 "Dow has biggest percentage gain 11.26% since...1933!



Up 2093.
Posted by: Tami"


Must have been that press conference Biden gave yesterday.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2020 04:02 PM (MxEKc)



the one baracka did in 2014

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (zr5Kq)

550 That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM


Of course...I see it so clearly now.

O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (ejd/p)

551 Here is a V for Victory. Also seems interested in social distancing.

https://tinyurl.com/wl9362l

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (QrImU)

552 539 495 >>>Gloves are basically just a reminder not to touch your face. To make them actually effective in supermarkets the checker would have to use a new pair with every customer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 03:54 PM (wGeit)



They are for the checker not you.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2020 04:00 PM (WrOkn)

How do they help the checker?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (wGeit)


Ask the teenage food lickers

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (SENHs)

553 My spouse never watched President Trump.
Made her watch a presser last week when nbc cuck
jumped ugly. Wife was angry.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (WX+x0)

554 I am rather fond of bats. bees too. even possum.

Posted by: not so at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (HALdu)

555 544 That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (zZbCU)
---
Thank you for that digest of Dumb. All the dumb in one place.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (Eicbe)

==========

I don't think it's that hard to figure out idiotic logic.

You just take how a child would explain The Matrix to an adult, and go from there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)

556 Holy shit. Up 11%.
Wow.

-
Obama must be back in charge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

557 Huge smokers also. All of Asia.



Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 03:59 PM (hvf9s)


saw video of them using holes in their masks to smoke. Was that here?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (7ZMbn)

558 Whoops...up 11.37% not sure why my fingers typed 11.26%. They go off on their own sometimes....

Don't even.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (cF8AT)

559 >>>Can't have people seeing and hearing, you know, the actual President.

Not when he tanks the market every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (MRH9j)

560 518 Costco refuses toilet paper returns

EVEN IF UNUSED

WUT KINDA CRAP IS THIS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (rpxSz)

561 He did my mom!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)


Phrasing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

562 >>>Big fan of East and Central Tennessee myself. Lived outside Knoxville for a while - did a couple night classes at UT.



My son loved driving past the Sun Sphere because it was the Wig Sphere in a Simpsons episode.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (VWp7G)

563 Do you know who else had a big gain in 1933?!?!?


Posted by: TheQuietMan
FDR?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (KAi1n)

564 And Pangolins. They are swift to leap to the stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

I bought a Pangolin once. And took lessons, but never got beyond playing scales.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (miJU3)

565 Bats are neither. Bats are disease-ridden aerial vermin.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

But they eat a shit-ton of mosquitoes so that's a good thing.

Posted by: Cheri at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (oiNtH)

566 CA has more than one city. This ain't Rhode Island.
Posted by: SFGoth


This ain't no party
This ain't no disco
There won't be foolin' around!

No time for dancin'
No CeeBeeGeeBee
We ain't got time for that now

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (vcOmj)

567
Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.



The Chinese Virus has just announced it will forgo its final year of eligibility and enter the NBA draft.

Posted by: Wuhan Wang at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (PtOP4)

568 I have a buncha socks that lost their mate.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (7ZMbn)

I never have socks without a mate, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

569 562 >>>Big fan of East and Central Tennessee myself. Lived outside Knoxville for a while - did a couple night classes at UT.



My son loved driving past the Sun Sphere because it was the Wig Sphere in a Simpsons episode.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (VWp7G)

===========

I believe you are mistaken.

It actually is the wig sphere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (zZbCU)

570 How do they help the checker?
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (wGeit)
+++++++++++++
Avoids picking up nast in hard-to-reach places (creases of skin, nail beds, under the fingernails) at high concentrations and serves as a constant reminder not to rub your eyes or pick your nose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (e/H31)

571 Any ladies wearing black gloves?( laughing like the coma raper in Kill Bill )

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (6YzHn)

572 bats r ok. just don't eat them or touch them

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (zr5Kq)

573 >>Glad he's a good heart surgeon. He should stick to that instead of implying keto will kill people.
Posted by: LizLem

Reportedly he is a good surgeon. He is also the medical version of Schumer. Very dangerous to be between him and a camera. Reportedly.

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (2cuLk)

574 Bats are neither. Bats are disease-ridden aerial vermin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:03 PM (e/H31)

Well bless your heart.

Posted by: bats at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (7ZMbn)

575 Pelosi's sex tape first came out in the 1920's. Explains the origin of the word "flappers".

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (m45I2)

576 He did my mom!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

Phrasing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

Dear Lord, I love this place so. A Southern Lady is telling a guy with the nic 'Charlie Brown's Dildo' to watch his phrasing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (QrImU)

577 OT: Ace, with all the news today this got lost, but it shouldn't be missed.


Bloomberg just handed over all his remaining campaign funds to the DNC, as former candidates are allowed to do. $18 million.


Of course, every penny of that money came from his bank account.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (NVYyb)

578 That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)


In your analysis you are making a fundamental assumption which may not be correct. Not once did Fox news say the hang time was being measured on Earth.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (kUmUV)

579 Holy shit. Up 11%.

Wow.


Trump's town hall on Fox must have been encouraging. Still haven't had the stomach to check my portfolio.


Also, NO FAUCI at the town hall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

580 >>>It actually is the wig sphere.



LOL, even better!

"You gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (VWp7G)

581 >>> That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

I have friends on FB raging about similar. One said all conservatives should die that voted for Trump. She has no clue I voted for Trump, and I'm not revealing that factoid to her. I'm just letting them all rant and get out their rage and not engaging. Better for my stress.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (hvf9s)

582 I'm definitely going to put up a website for a ventilator storage facility.

We will store your new ventilators in a climate controlled building, ready to ship out at a moment's notice. You can also have your very slightly used ventilators reconditioned for the next time you need them.

All this at very reasonable (government) prices.

Veteran owned and operated.

Posted by: jwest at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (mrrpT)

583 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow virus?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (3Hp/M)

African, or Asian?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (iuFgi)

584 Pelosi's sex tape first came out in the 1920's. Explains the origin of the word "flappers".

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (m45I2)

Was that BC or AD?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (9Om/r)

585 571 Any ladies wearing black gloves?( laughing like the coma raper in Kill Bill )
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (6YzHn


Rapist. Not raper. Or Rapier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (SENHs)

586 Memphis was probably all right when Elvis was growing up there.
Posted by: mr tmz

No, it's been a dump for a long time.

Like New Orleans. interesting place to visit, but a dirty, humid dump of a city.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (vcOmj)

587 Die Fledermaus. Accompanied on Pangolin.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)

588 I have friends on FB raging about similar. One said
all conservatives should die that voted for Trump.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (hvf9s)


Tell her to take heart - eventually we all will.

But not today.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (qVyOY)

589 Damn it. I forgot about hijacking. Sorry again X 7

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (6YzHn)

590 You ain't lived till you see old man smoking thru his trach. hardcore.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (WX+x0)

591 If gloves are a reminder not to touch your face what are condoms?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (o2MD2)

592 576 He did my mom!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (dLLD6)

before of after /

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (rpxSz)

593 I never have socks without a mate, IYKWIMAIKTYD.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

oh gees. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (7ZMbn)

594 Costco refuses toilet paper returns



EVEN IF UNUSED



WUT KINDA CRAP IS THIS



Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM

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Big sign at Sams says absolutely no returns on any paper products. Cause you know the people who stockpiled their basements full of TP are going to start wanting to return that stuff and get their money back soon.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (JUOKG)

595 Interesting graph.

Change in pantry item sales from Jan. 18th to March 7th:

https://tinyurl.com/rmtwzq4

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

596 Have been enjoying Mark Simone's radio show recently. But he needs to stop with the tongue baths of Cuomo! I'm worried the dems will try to dump Biden and enlist Cuomo for this election. Stop giving them ideas Mark!

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (hvf9s)

597 How many people did Nancy Pelosi kill with her partisan Democrat obstruction of the Coronavirus relief bill?

If people vote for a Democrat for Congress, you are voting for Nancy Pelosi.

Spread the word, far and wide. A vote for a Democrat is a vote in favor of people who are willing to kill Americans for their own crass partisan Democrat benefit.

Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (NiXyF)

598 Do you know who else had a big gain in 1933?!?!?

Benny Goodman?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

599 The Chinese Virus has just announced it will forgo its final year of eligibility and enter the NBA draft.


********

You ought to see him dribble!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (m45I2)

600 Here is a V for Victory. Also seems interested in social distancing.

https://tinyurl.com/wl9362l
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (QrImU)



I'd sure like to check her tan lines.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (axyOa)

601 Costco refuses toilet paper returns

Good.

Eat it, idiots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (Boy/L)
***************
Double good. People need to learn a lesson.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (wiXsO)

602 Unless we do not fund the "Green New Deal"....Trillions of people will die within 2 weeks people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (qM84C)

603 So, how long before this becomes Obama's economy again?

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (JbL9Q)

604 Need a chuckle:

Neil Diamond released a remix of "Sweet Caroline" with changed lyrics Sunday in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic to help boost people's spirits.

Diamond changed the lyrics of the well-known song to fit the time of social distancing and released it on Twitter.

"Hands, washing hands. Reaching out. Don't touch me. I won't touch you," he sings in a video before diving into the chorus.
-----------

I don't care what anybody says, that's funny.

Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (OAlmw)

605 That they voted for Trump, which is a vote for white supremacy, and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

I have friends on FB raging about similar. One said all conservatives should die that voted for Trump. She has no clue I voted for Trump, and I'm not revealing that factoid to her. I'm just letting them all rant and get out their rage and not engaging. Better for my stress.
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (hvf9s)
++++++++++++
The only way I can try to square that circle is to go off deep into conspiracy land - that this was a synthetic/modified pathogen, deliberately released within China to force spread to the rest of the world, with the uncaring Chinese who aren't squeamish about domestic casualties playing the victim while their plans for domination play out worldwide. And that they wouldn't have done this if Red Hillary were in the White House.

Do they want to go down that road? Because I don't think they want to go down that road.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (e/H31)

606 594 Costco refuses toilet paper returns


I hope the hoarders choke on em

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (j9HX3)

607 Trump's town hall on Fox must have been encouraging.

Just saying there is some standard to when things might be brought to normal has to be encouraging.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

608 Spanish military sent in to disinfect nursing homes are finding dead and dying residents abandoned in them.

Very disturbing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (sWM8x)

609 244 I never heard any news about North Korea. Were they spared all this, or are they keeping a lid on it?

---

The last I read, the NORKS are claiming zero cases. Zero.
__________________

See what strictly enforcing your borders will do for you!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (k4dH2)

610 Vere arre yourr paepers?

Posted by: Heh at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (MGNyJ)

611 Wish they had quarantined all the Bennies who came to the Shore.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (sGotD)

612 513 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.
What's it made of, helium?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 03:59 P
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That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:01 PM (JUOKG)

It's the Michael Jordan of Viruses.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (trdmm)

613 The Chinese Virus has just announced it will forgo its final year of eligibility and enter the NBA draft.


********

You ought to see him dribble!!
Posted by: Muldoon

It's the three hour hangtime.That's.....fascinating!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (vcOmj)

614 Obama must be back in charge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


LOL!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (mw1Wz)

615 VIA Instapundit Nancy Botox has dropped her block on the relief bill.

Breaking. Not guaranteed.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (T09ml)

616 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

---

MSM has to do something, the market closed up!

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (kOpft)

617 Here is a V for Victory. Also seems interested in social distancing.



https://tinyurl.com/wl9362l

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:04 PM (QrImU)







I'd sure like to check her tan lines.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (axyOa)

I want to lick her tan lines.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (9Om/r)

618 I saw a great joke:

Did you hear that Florida is quarantining people coming in from NY and NJ for 14 days?

Yeah, and I heard Texas is doing the same with people from California.

Wow, this virus is bad.

What virus?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

619 Dear Lord, I love this place so. A Southern Lady is telling a guy with the nic 'Charlie Brown's Dildo' to watch his phrasing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (QrImU)


Wait until Masturbatin' Pete shows up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (axyOa)

620 590
You ain't lived till you see old man smoking thru his trach. hardcore.

Posted by: azalea city at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (WX+x0)

Yup, saw that. wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (7ZMbn)

621 So, how long before this becomes Obama's economy again?

Right around Labor Day, I think.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (Boy/L)

622 591 If gloves are a reminder not to touch your face what are condoms?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (o2MD2)


If you are the Palo likely the same thing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (kUmUV)

623 "Hands, washing hands. Reaching out. Don't touch me. I won't touch you,"

Given that the song was apparently written about the pre-teen Caroline Kennedy, a better take.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

624

That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


Not, it's not. A droplet of water vapor, H20 can remain airborne indefinitely. The Wuhan is ~125 nm, a single water molecule is 1.5 nm. Dust is in the 1-100 micrometer size, and that floats just fine. An airborne water droplet with one viron could easily stay aloft indefinitely.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (SFOr6)

625 58 how does Florida intend to identify these people arriving from NJ and NY?

Spotters with binoculars stationed at the state line, watching license plates? I don't get it.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

Run all incoming vehicles through the truck inspection stations on the highway.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (heOND)

626 Wonder what the deep state has planned next for Trump? Plague of locusts?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (JRaU+)

627 The last I read, the NORKS are claiming zero cases. Zero.
__________________

See what strictly enforcing your borders will do for you!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Professional government liars.

The lie about everything.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (vcOmj)

628 Diamond changed the lyrics of the well-known song to fit the time of social distancing and released it on Twitter.

"Hands, washing hands. Reaching out. Don't touch me. I won't touch you," he sings in a video before diving into the chorus.
-----------

I don't care what anybody says, that's funny.
Posted by: WisRich at March 24, 2020 04:09 PM (OAlmw)


https://tinyurl.com/sbmcrz8

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (cF8AT)

629 How many people for Cuomo kill by refusing to buy more ventilators and having Zucker devise a triage program? He's fucking lucky Trump doesn't mention that every day

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (ONvIw)

630 I haven't wore a mask yet but I have 2 boxes of surgical masks in my prepper cache. I also have two spray paint respirators .

This is not the scenario I find necessary to break them out.

I wonder how many new preppers will be created after this crap is over.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (5IbVn)

631 618 I saw a great joke:

Did you hear that Florida is quarantining people coming in from NY and NJ for 14 days?

Yeah, and I heard Texas is doing the same with people from California.

Wow, this virus is bad.

What virus?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (mf5HN)

Heh.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (90T4r)

632 What virus?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (mf5HN)


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (7ZMbn)

633 My G.I. guy is all for lowering carbs, but he is adamantly opposed to keto. Oz is not alone.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (sGotD)

634 571 Any ladies wearing black gloves?( laughing like the coma raper in Kill Bill )
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:05 PM (6YzHn)

This is actually a tough request. Best I could do:

SFW... not really but not explicit.

https://tinyurl.com/rhfyqpf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (QrImU)

635 AtC, that's a good joke.

Stealing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2020 04:12 PM (axyOa)

636 >.Big sign at Sams says absolutely no returns on any paper products. Cause you know the people who stockpiled their basements full of TP are going to start wanting to return that stuff and get their money back soon.


Why bother returning it - you'll eventually need it.
Or did they rack up too much on their credit card with the hoarding?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

637 THAT NOT BAT! THAT FRYING MOUSE!!

Posted by: chinee cookee at March 24, 2020 04:12 PM (J6JBf)

638 MSM has to do something, the market closed up!
Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (kOpft)



Dow up 2,112.98 points. 11.37%. Biggest daily gain since 1933.

Funny, I didn't get a single news alert on my phone about this. Funny that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 04:12 PM (mf5HN)

639 If gloves are a reminder not to touch your face what are condoms?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (o2MD2)

If you are the Palo likely the same thing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont


Don't touch your face with your dick?

Where is all this going to end?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (vcOmj)

640 Or did they rack up too much on their credit card with the hoarding?

I believe the word is "speculation."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (Boy/L)

641 Some old asshole on Nextdoor is freaking out about four cases of coronavirus in our county. He's a NY transplant ranting about how awesome Cuomo is and Trump isn't doing anything!


These damned idiots. I had given up swearing for Lent. I blame Chinese Lung AIDS for failing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

642 Not, it's not. A droplet of water vapor, H20 can remain airborne indefinitely. The Wuhan is ~125 nm, a single water molecule is 1.5 nm. Dust is in the 1-100 micrometer size, and that floats just fine. An airborne water droplet with one viron could easily stay aloft indefinitely.
Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (SFOr6


So lock down the country until a vaccine is given to everyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (SENHs)

643 I work for an essential business and also have a "pass", which really bugs me. Suppose someone just wants to get out of the house or something and take a ride in their car and listen to music? Especially here in NJ where it's about a $1.99 a gallon? Why is this not allowed?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (CqE5x)

644 625
58 how does Florida intend to identify these people arriving from NJ and NY?



Spotters with binoculars stationed at the state line, watching license plates? I don't get it.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)


Accents. Go figya.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (7ZMbn)

645 I haven't wore a mask yet but I have 2 boxes of surgical masks in my prepper cache. I also have two spray paint respirators .

This is not the scenario I find necessary to break them out.

I wonder how many new preppers will be created after this crap is over.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


Been one since Boy Scouts and Y2k.

We have 36 cases out of 859,000 residents in the county.

Not skeered.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (FZxI4)

646 Kick ass Orange Man, kick ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (2ygtH)

647 My G.I. guy is all for lowering carbs, but he is adamantly opposed to keto. Oz is not alone.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (sGotD)


does he say why ? just curious, 'cause it is all the rage.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (zr5Kq)

648 >>> Tell her to take heart - eventually we all will.
But not today. Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:07 PM (qVyOY)

She's a tax accountant and most of her avenues to relieve the stress of tax season are currently closed to her. Plus she is worried about employees and making small business decisions. I am cutting her and everyone else a LOT of slack, and taking none of the orangemanbad rantings personally.

At least there is an extension on tax season!

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (hvf9s)

649 and we wouldn't be having these problems with a China based virus if China friendly Hillary Clinton were president.

-

This is very true, just not for those reasons.

A cold that makes you feel like colds make you feel and unfortunately killing one ten thousandths of one percent of the population simply would not be much of a story if Hillary were president. The end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (41rs/)

650 He's a NY transplant ranting about how awesome Cuomo is and Trump isn't doing anything!

How do you spot a NYC native ?

Don't worry about it. They'll tell you.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (qVyOY)

651 How many people did Nancy Pelosi kill with her partisan Democrat obstruction of the Coronavirus relief bill?

If people vote for a Democrat for Congress, you are voting for Nancy Pelosi.

Spread the word, far and wide. A vote for a Democrat is a vote in favor of people who are willing to kill Americans for their own crass partisan Democrat benefit.
Posted by: filbert at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (NiXyF)
************
Oh, I am. Every person I've been on the phone with today and it's been a lot of people, from my nail lady to the dog groomers, gets a rant from me.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (wiXsO)

652
70+ % of the USA lives pay check to pay check

If you hoarded TP and are now in a tight cash position

I do not feel sorry at all

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (uZuKb)

653 Step 1: create shortage of toilet paper before big election.

Step 2: get Joe Biden's name on ballot

Outcome: voters will think they are ordering bidets for their smelly backsides.

Posted by: DNC HQ at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (5bO5K)

654 629 How many people for Cuomo kill by refusing to buy more ventilators and having Zucker devise a triage program? He's fucking lucky Trump doesn't mention that every day
_______________

If NYC had taken that billion dollars that they let deCommio's wife piss away on her "mental health" bullshit scam and used it to buy ventilators instead, they'd have more than enough now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (k4dH2)

655 nood climate bitch

Posted by: Methos at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (kOpft)

656 So, how long before this becomes Obama's economy again?

Right around Labor Day, I think.
---
What are you talking about? Obama's market fought through the Trump virus today!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (Eicbe)

657 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (QrImU)

658 saira rao@sairasameerarao

My friend in Denver was just released from the hospital with COVID. I
have another friend in NYC who is on life support with COVID.



One is 45, the other 44.



They both have children.



White people decided that they loved white supremacy more than life itself.



Hence, THIS.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 24, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)


Good old whitey. He's responsible for all evil in the world

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (3Hp/M)

659 Especially here in NJ where it's about a $1.99 a gallon? Why is this not allowed?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (CqE5x)

I'm sorry, but it's hard not to snicker at you poor saps who live in communist states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (trdmm)

660 550+ comments and not one about hitting the chick in the Epoch Times pic up top?

What is with you people?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (dfRN6)

661 641 Some old asshole on Nextdoor is freaking out about four cases of coronavirus in our county. He's a NY transplant ranting about how awesome Cuomo is and Trump isn't doing anything!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)


I hope some helpful person suggested that he could move back there. For his own safety, of course.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (DTX3h)

662 That's impossible unless it's made up of mostly of helium or hydrogen and is UV resistant.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Not, it's not. A droplet of water vapor, H20 can remain airborne
indefinitely. The Wuhan is ~125 nm, a single water molecule is 1.5 nm.
Dust is in the 1-100 micrometer size, and that floats just fine. An
airborne water droplet with one viron could easily stay aloft
indefinitely.


Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM

---

A water droplet does not die if it is exposed to UV light.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (JUOKG)

663 How do you spot a NYC native ?

Don't worry about it. They'll tell you.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 24, 2020 04:14 PM (qVyOY)
+++++++++++++
A vegan, an atheist and a Crossfit enthusiast walked into a bar.

I know because none of them will shut the hell up about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (e/H31)

664 This bint is just crazy

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (ONvIw)

665
Returns at stores are a big problem because the items needs to be disinfected.

I sure as shit don't want to buy items at stores that have been touched by whoknowswho.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 04:15 PM (N52Qh)

666 Nood Greta

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (D2IX6)

667 Don't know about elsewhere, but it was standard bar procedure that when somebody was singing

"It's a fine time to leave me, Lucille..."

The crowd would respond "You bitch!"

Pretty predictable.

RIP Kenny, wherever you are.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 24, 2020 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.

They just brought in a gusher out there in the field,

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (miJU3)

668 Biden does another stellar interview.

Also, count the number of times he touches his face....

https://tinyurl.com/txmlysp

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (cF8AT)

669 Have been enjoying Mark Simone's radio show recently. But he needs to stop with the tongue baths of Cuomo! I'm worried the dems will try to dump Biden and enlist Cuomo for this election. Stop giving them ideas Mark!
Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:08 PM (hvf9s)

Cuomo has gotten everything he's wanted from Trump. if he turns on him, no one will buy it anyway.
Besides , what makes people think a liberal governor of a very blue state is a threat to Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (CqE5x)

670 >>How do you spot a NYC native ?
Don't worry about it. They'll tell you.


Heh, right?
Or they b#tch about how everything is more ____ (accessible, exciting, dangerous, diverse, etc.) in *The City (tm)*.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

671
That Arizona couple was supposed to be the Fake News' Rachel Corrie.

NBC probably tried to get the wife to drink some more poison on camera.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 24, 2020 03:58 PM (N52Qh)







They didn't think she was photogenic enough. Kind of flat-chested.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2020 04:16 PM (EGyGV)

672

So lock down the country until a vaccine is given to everyone?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Where do you get that? I'm the one who says everybody's going to get it, so quarantine at risk people and let everyone else go about their business.

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:17 PM (SFOr6)

673 377. You didn't have WuFlu. Your chest X-ray would have shown lungs that looked like shattered glass.

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (d6Zcu)

674 654: Or the solar panel shit. Cuomo is a dirtbag, he's probably cooperating in hope Trump doesn't call him out

Posted by: CN at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (ONvIw)

675 Kristi Noem is hot.

that is all...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2020 04:18 PM (8D42x)

676 Also, NO FAUCI at the town hall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

Good!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (sGotD)

677


A water droplet does not die if it is exposed to UV light.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



Is there a lot of UV light indoors?

Shit lives on surfaces for 17 days. You think 3 hours aloft is a stretch?

Posted by: imp at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (SFOr6)

678 >>> If you are the Palo likely the same thing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (kUmUV)

Has anyone done a mental health check on The Paolo? This must be a terrible time for him. Unless he's quarantining with like ten chicks and their loser gamma boyfriends/husbands.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (hvf9s)

679
Greta Thunberg says she may have WuFlu and is self-isolating. The little terror is trying to get in on the action.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 24, 2020 04:19 PM (rCwaK)

680 Called it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (5p7BC)

681 >>My G.I. guy

You have GI guy? You love him long time?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (ZLI7S)

682 VIA Instapundit Nancy Botox has dropped her block on the relief bill.



Breaking. Not guaranteed.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (T09ml)

And not a big surprise. She knew very well that any bill passed by the Senate would be the bill, and the House would have to pass it unchanged. She also knew very well that with the House in recess last week and the circumstances now with several dozen congressmen and several senators quarantined, plus the reduction in flights, no one wants to come back and passing it in the House by unanimous consent was going to be the way to go. So why not gum up the works in the Senate to try to get at least a few of her "priorities" in the Senate's compromise bill while there was still a chance and Senate Democrats were willing to stall things for that to happen?

Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (nRNOc)

683
Kristi Noem single or the Iowa senator

I get them confused

Posted by: Yo! at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (uZuKb)

684 >Relax guys. This redhead thinks we'll be ok:



her watch is a tiny sundial
yes yes I noticed the magnificent front porch

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)

685 And not a big surprise. She knew very well that any bill passed by the Senate would be the bill, and the House would have to pass it unchanged. She also knew very well that with the House in recess last week and the circumstances now with several dozen congressmen and several senators quarantined, plus the reduction in flights, no one wants to come back and passing it in the House by unanimous consent was going to be the way to go. So why not gum up the works in the Senate to try to get at least a few of her "priorities" in the Senate's compromise bill while there was still a chance and Senate Democrats were willing to stall things for that to happen?

Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 04:20 PM (nRNOc)

But was all that crap she threw in there removed?

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (cF8AT)

686 629- CN

He mentioned it today in the town hall after Cuomo's tirade. I think it will become a meme if Cuomo keeps it up.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (qe5CM)

687 Didn't South Park already do this?

Posted by: DaveA at March 24, 2020 04:23 PM (FhXTo)

688 Last night my brother posted a meme on Facebook which said anyone "Flying" in from New York or New Jersey had to go into quarantine. I asked him, What about those who drive down? He wouldn't answer.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (wzzJf)

689 "Couldn't" answer.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (wzzJf)

690 Tattoo their entry date on their forearms. Do it at all the border entry points.

There are enough troopers to make the checkpoints. This is more important than catching speeders.

Do it at the airports at the far end. Like LaGuardia, Newark, etc.

Arrest the violators.

What're the leftists gonna say to that? They want a shutdown, how about this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (+fPHo)

691 Thanks alaBAMA. But should there be a word that describes a rap singer who is also a rapist?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 24, 2020 04:25 PM (6YzHn)

692 Some old asshole on Nextdoor is freaking out about
four cases of coronavirus in our county. He's a NY transplant ranting
about how awesome Cuomo is and Trump isn't doing anything!


These damned idiots. I had given up swearing for Lent. I blame Chinese Lung AIDS for failing.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 24, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

The Cuomo worship is everywhere. I've even seen a person (not a New Yorker) wholeheartedly agree with his idea that the feds should hand over all of their ventilator stockpile to NY since he promised that once they were done with them he'd have them sent to the other places that will be in the same position NY is in now.

Seriously, for some people if Cuomo wants the feds to do something, they think the feds should automatically listen and obey, no questions asked.

Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 04:26 PM (nRNOc)

693 I bet a very high percentage of everyone here has been exposed over the last few months.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2020 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

Mrs Boswell came down with a virus in early Feb - had to take her to the Doc - tested her for regular flu and came back negative - Doc said is was probably just some unknown virus. She was down for two weeks with fever and cough - recovered. Now I wonder if she had Kung Flu all along. Guess I'll never know.

Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (32YRo)

694 Mrs Boswell came down with a virus in early Feb - had to take her to the Doc - tested her for regular flu and came back negative - Doc said is was probably just some unknown virus. She was down for two weeks with fever and cough - recovered. Now I wonder if she had Kung Flu all along. Guess I'll never know.

Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2020 04:29 PM (32YRo)

You just might find out. Talk of getting blood donations from people with the antibodies. They'd have to test her for the antibodies.

Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:31 PM (cF8AT)

695 But was all that crap she threw in there removed?



Posted by: Tami at March 24, 2020 04:22 PM (cF8AT)

It was never thrown in. There was bipartisan legislation negotiated by senators and Republicans thought they had a deal to move forward on it, but suddenly on Sunday the Democrats pulled the rug out from moving forward in the legislative process and here comes Pelosi waving around her laundry list of items and then yesterday releasing that 1200-page behemoth that was "the House bill".
So since Sunday various senators and the White House have been negotiating a compromise bill. What exactly from the laundry list of demands of Nancy et al gets in remains to be seen.

Posted by: Vendette at March 24, 2020 04:33 PM (nRNOc)

696 >>Pelosi's sex tape first came out in the 1920's. Explains the origin of the word "flappers".

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2020 04:06 PM (m45I2)

Was that BC or AD?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

AD. "After Droopers"

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2020 04:35 PM (2cuLk)

697 Now Fox news is saying the aerosolized virus has a 3 hour hang time in the air.

But people don't sneeze or cough in small droplets the size of aerosol sprays. The droplets are much bigger and fall faster.

Posted by: abbynormal at March 24, 2020 04:44 PM (I849g)

698 What're the leftists gonna say to that? They want a shutdown, how about this.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 24, 2020 04:24 PM (+fPHo)


They only want a shutdown that hurts productive, law-abiding people.

Posted by: Emmie at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (ouBhA)

699 Should include California in that.

Posted by: Olcrow1 at March 24, 2020 04:45 PM (JCa04)

700 Yesterday the State of Alaska issued a mandate -- 200323 Mandate 10 -- that anyone arriving in Alaska had to immediately go into quarantine for 14 days either at their residence or hotel room.

We don't mind that you didn't notice until Florida did it. Really we don't. Just like you never remember our anniversary.

Posted by: A Luker Delurking at March 24, 2020 04:48 PM (VoHu8)

701 632 What virus?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 24, 2020 04:10 PM (mf5HN)


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 24, 2020 04:11 PM (7ZMbn)


I'd like to point out, once again, the people leaving CA for TX are more conservative than people born in TX.

Not a bad joke, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 24, 2020 04:53 PM (wGeit)

702 Maybe they can confine f them for two weeks in a Trailer like they did with the Apollo 11 Astronuats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 24, 2020 04:58 PM (FLiOE)

703 I'm thinking criminals will ramp up their robberies wearing
surgical masks (stolen, of course), to avoid facial recognition software.

Posted by: If I'm thinking it, you know that criminals are. at March 24, 2020 05:11 PM (+nWCH)

704 I was watching a video of a computer guy visiting Taiwan. He spent 2 weeks there, mostly before all this happened. He said you don't even go into a a building without the laser temp. reader being taken as you enter. Some operators are not trained well and get you in the eyes. But thats the way it is, and it seems to be working.Taiwan is the home of most of the large computer manufactures that we all have heard of.

Posted by: Colin at March 24, 2020 05:17 PM (nFOkW)

705 About the virus surviving three hours in the air, I read an article yesterday by a cell biologist at Hopkins and she spoke about that. She said the experimental aerosols used in labs are smaller than what comes out of a cough or sneeze, so they remain in the air at face-level longer than heavier particles would in nature. She said respiratory droplets sink to the ground faster.

Also, about it lasting 72 hours on surfaces (plastic) she said, at that point, only about 0.1% of the virus remains, so infection at that point is unlikely.

Just read that the president of Harvard and his wife were diagnosed with COVID after having chills, fever, etc., on Sunday. Tested Monday and got results today. They are both in quarantine at home.

Posted by: sydney jane at March 24, 2020 05:23 PM (RPGAd)

706 Great idea. I live in Indiana now but spent most of my life in Colorado and saw firsthand what Californians did to that formerly great state. Indiana should quarantine anyone arriving from California, Colorado, Utah, Washington (DC or state), and NY. Isolate them, make them listen to John Cougar Mellencamp 24/7 in a room adorned with Trump photos. They will return screaming back to whence they came.

Posted by: Mookie at March 24, 2020 07:13 PM (3vIkC)

707 Probably out of line here, but I think moving from a Communist Supporting State to a Freedom supporting State should be banned from voting locally for 10 years.

Posted by: rgranger at March 24, 2020 07:29 PM (yCDuR)

708 Mo needs to keep those IL people out...

Posted by: JoshO at March 25, 2020 12:09 PM (Z9wz+)

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