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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2020 08:21 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (IKoNu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (1g7ch)
Let's all share our worst experiences with Coronavirus. I'll start:
Coronavirus ate my Wendy's chili!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (G/Q6j)
And yes, thanks Ace for all the sidebar pet links lately. Granted, they seem to be covered in alot of dust and allergens but the smiles have been very welcome.
Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (IKoNu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)
Want to know nuts and bolts about hospital treatment of COV-19, this resource is useful. It is part of the Internet Book of Critical Care (IBCC)
Doc responsible for this page is Dr. Josh Farkas, Assoc. Professor of Pulmonology and Critical Care, Univ. of VT, Med. School. It has other pages but a new one specifically covering treatment of COV-19 updated as of March 22nd is below. Has nary a political bent and no predictions on deaths etc. Just how you might be treated by a doctor, including diagnosis, prognosis, care, treatment, etc. Guy has an audio podcast on it as well. CT, xray, etc images also included along with cites (most hyperlinked) to the original studies on COV-19 etc.
https://emcrit.org/ibcc/COVID19/
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (EUDB2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4GhVX7k
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)
and how is it pronounced?
duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)
I don't remember not having a dog, My kids grew up with them too. We had no problems, and the dogs were family pets and as the grew up we all worked on dog care together. My younger got a doggo as soon as dorm life turned into apartment living, my older will be petting a pup in April.
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (ONvIw)
Always nice to hear about rescues.
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ONvIw)
It really is. But for some reason I just can't watch the ones with dogs, even if they have a happy ending. I have to stick with the wildlife ones.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (6ofTb)
DiBlasio didn't shut down schools soon enough. That and subways
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9TdxA)
Oh, and let's hold a Chinese New Year Parade to stick it to the haters!
Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (nRNOc)
We're planning a Virtual Happy Hour for this Friday at work. We're already all on ZOOM anyway, having worked from home for years.
Man, if I had money to invest right now...ZOOM.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
I had a decoder I sent for through the mail and the message when you worked it out was Be Sure To Drink Your Quarantine. That was the tits.
Posted by: Joe Where The Fuck Am I Biden at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (4aBLK)
cuz I can totes understand what you're doing here..
Otherwise.. maybe you are trying to kick the shelving habit??
Videos are cute though.. I do watch them all the way through..
.............
BTW - my daughter does media stuff for a midwest lab rescue.. it's hard NOT to adopt some of these mutts!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (CjFDo)
and how is it pronounced?
duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)
Vow really?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (dKiJG)
What would you expect? Anyone who's been on rush hour subways would expect this.
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
What about HUMMUS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ZQYQy)
Posted by: US ECONOMY at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (XG6D3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (o1fzk)
I'm biased, but I've always thought you should always have a dog. Probably because the only time in my life I didn't was a 6 month period in apartments before we bought our home. And our housewarming gift to each other was dogs. =)
We had a 120lb Malamute that would circle nose to tail around our kids when they were on the bed and taught them to howl properly. She also trained our oldest to fetch things from the bar for her. And with a hauling harness and a sled, I never had to haul them up the hill in the snow!
Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (IKoNu)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (xPl2J)
Got the new 4K Monitor in and set up but new computer does not get here until tomorrow.
It was supposed to get here today.
I blame Coronas for me not being able to play games and watch stuff in 4K!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Iasonas at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ZMtsZ)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (+fPHo)
So that's ONE thing Newsome got right...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (r1kPE)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (o1fzk)
Also liberals:
Shitting on the sidewalk is fine and dandy!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Color me suspicious
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries? Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)
No, but I do have about six bottles of decent scotch free to a good home. Moved in, was told that scotch was a favorite among neighbors, hosted a few times, learned that they were liberal weenises, hate scotch myself.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)
buying a dog? Getting some family planning done, and I thought the child
should at least be old enough to appreciate the animal, preferably
caring for it themselves.
Posted by: trev006
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Heh.. "family planning".. look.. shit just happens when it happens.. go with it.. I have never regretted one single day or decision..
but.. we were "hippies"! (not really.. but I was a musician along with a day job and we sure looked the part!)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (KNsKs)
Sen. Kennedy (the good one) on Tucker was riot:
More charitable Americans will say, yes there are good people in Congress, but what are they good for? The less charitable will ask how did these morons manage to make it through the birth canal?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020
Nah I tell them to just pour it down the gutter.
Blech
Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (fNWtj)
Why do that? This is a new thread. If anyone cared they would read the old thread. This is the Quarantine Cafe.
Don't bring you shit forward. Leave it behind. Life goes on.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (gd9RK)
Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries? Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)
======
check out an app called Drizly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
So that's ONE thing Newsome got right...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Damn, I remember growing up in Cali we could get liquor delivered. Mainly because one of my good friends just happened to be a delivery boy.
Musta got changed somewhen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (EUDB2)
Thanks for this.
I've come down with what is probably a cold and I've been searching for info on cold vs COVID-19 symptoms.
Nothing I've seen is proof positive that I don't have the beer bug, but I think it's almost certainly just a cold.
So with all my hand washing and sanitizer using, I still get a cold.
Makes me wonder whether the common cold has similar transmissibility to beer bug.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (9hauA)
Yes, I know, there is a lot of anger that the United States isn't manufacturing exactly 100% of the world's goods, and that manufacturing should be the 80% of the economy that isn't government. (And in all seriousness, I agree that certain industries should be closer to home - whether or not Red China let loose the WUHAN virus purposefully, their woeful response is an indicator that in regards to the medical world, we cannot reliably do business with them.) And I suppose there is something that can be done on the federal level to make the country more competitive for business.
HOWEVER - I think a lot of people are forgetting the local level. Think about it. How many businesses have been run out of town by inept, incompetent, or hostile local governments? How many businesses would be HAPPY to make things here, but are hamstrung by local regulations, local officials wanting what amount to bribes, potential employees that would be great if they weren't poorly educated by local schools, etc. What about states that, for instance, do not have Right To Work laws (though that number is thankfully declining little by little)?
And as we are seeing now, the United States does not have a unitary government. Much of what you see being done to the country at present comes from local officials who are more than happy to run the economy into the ground.
Just some thoughts I have as I recline here in my study. Flame away.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)
Classical Latin attempts to teach the language like we think the Romans spoke it. Ecclesiastical Latin uses the English pronunciations. So classical says it's a w, but the Church uses the v pronunciation.
Hope that helps!
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (D22jJ)
Posted by: Zod
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Your Most Gracious Zod, where does the line form?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Y4EXg)
This. There is absolutely no comparison between a homemade tortilla and the store-bought discs.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (6ofTb)
buying a dog?
You should make them wait for weeks, months, preferably 6 or 7 years.
Also animals have germs so avoid them.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (r1kPE)
I have difficulty watching vids like that because of how they start.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (LWu6U)
Dutchess had to go to the vet today for evaluation. She's been unsteady in her rear and showing derpitude.
Because she's epileptic she's been on phenobarbital and potassium bromide for the last year. The vet said her dosage may need adjusting. She was also hypoglycemic, which may have contributed.
Hoping we can get this sorted out this week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)
Or Shizzle.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (fNWtj)
I'll be at the NoVaMoMe with all the other face-lickers. Actually, her scheduling secretary informs me that Mrs. Zod will also be attending. So if you show up there, I'll bring them.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)
There are multiple liquor stores that will deliver near me, but they're in the next town over and can't cross city lines.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Tucker mentioned all the shit the Dems are trying to put in this stimulus bill. But the Free Trade Uber Alles cuck class are felating their donors too, trying to put shit in there to strip out the "buy American" provisions for companies getting bailouts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Chique, they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom, so if that happens...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (XG6D3)
Just some thoughts I have as I recline here in my study. Flame away.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)
You will note, that almost every ORDER to shut down a State, or City, has come from a Democrat.
Think on that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
so In Latin is "V" a consonant or a vowel
and how is it pronounced?
duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom
...............
Only pussies and libtards use that form of Latin..
Veni, Vidi Vici?
Or wani, weedi weechi?
Gimme a frick'n break!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (arJlL)
Good actors playing dumb characters, needlessly baroque interiors - the power generator in the walkway between sections of the ship has rotating blades like in a meat grinder, hatches have teeth, etc.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
If you have typical cold symptoms, then I'd say no chance.
But I are not an internet doctor. But those are the key symptoms up there above.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sod at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (fNWtj)
Tasty stuff. Traffic meets The Allman Brothers meets Yes (due to the presence of former Yes-man Tony Kaye)
One of the great one-album wonders. Cool trivia: the album was recorded while Badger were opening for Yes on the shows that were recorded for the YesSongs movie (but not the live album of the same name.)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/twd3yb5
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (6ofTb)
My son is an honor student and used to attend elementary school in Washington state. Our governor, however, is an idiot.
Posted by: Cybercipher at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Xawuy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ZQYQy)
Babaganoush is where it's at.
Positive development from lock down : more restaurants in my area are delivering via Door Dash. Even Wawa!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (9hauA)
Duchess, no "T", was the name of my first dog when I was a kid. $5 pet shop mutt. Also one of the smartest dogs I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Zod
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So it is written.
So it shall be.
(I'm am bring the Mrs. also. I've tried to let her know what she is in for.)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
We've been told many times on this blog that Nature wants to kill you and chew on your liver. So using cute animals as bait to get you out of your house is an excellent strategy.
Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (IKoNu)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM
(G51Gf)
Or Shizzle.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg
Or Jizzly. Tee hee.
Posted by: Drink Like Mayor Pete at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (XUu4G)
Is this Ace's way of telling us he's expecting a litter?
Posted by: MHK at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cybercipher at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Xawuy)
I'm actually surprised it took him this long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (6ofTb)
Fucking assholes closed the local lake now, so no fishing either.
sheesh
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: getting the banned back together around the weber at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (4f9tA)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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Well that stinks.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (D22jJ)
thanks Catherine!
I'm learning it for when I time travel back 3000 years
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020
He's on dial-up give it time.
Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)
Pacemaker battery warning?
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (BAsqb)
One day while I was eating beans at Quarantine Cafe
Just sittin' diggin' all the scenes at Quarantine Cafe
A chick came walkin' through the door
That I had never seen before
At least I never saw her down at Quarantine Cafe
And I started shakin'
when she sat right down next to me
https://bit.ly/33HDhiT
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Do5/p)
So he went to Tractor Supply and bought a bunch of chicks, baby ducks and baby turkeys to raise.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (JaLUs)
of the ship has rotating blades like in a meat grinder, hatches have
teeth, etc. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Are you saying that there's only *one* switch that controls *all* the airlocks in this spaceship that's the size of Idaho?!?!"
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (QgtlX)
Where is the video of the Biden presser? Link please.
Posted by: Les Kinetic
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https://youtu.be/MbNk-ryOEE4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)
When the kid is old enough to hold down a job and save their earnings I figure they can get a dog if they want.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (vmRc0)
WTF is a heart light??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)
Neil Diamond wrote the song after seeing ET the Extraterrestrial.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (xPl2J)
Thanks. It feels like allergies, but that's how my colds usually present. I never have problems during pollen season.
The nose and eye itching truly sucks.
I was on a web conference with clients today and it was so cute, their concern about me being a little sick. I wonder if they were thinking - I hope she doesn't have coronavirus or we'll be screwed.
My other high maintenance but much loved client was also like, we better allow you to rest. LOL.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)
The gist of the shutdown, as it appears to be coming tomorrow, does not require these documents. They are saying people can go to pharmacies, grocery stores etc. there aren't enough cops to rigorously check that many people in motion. My guess is that the employer documents are designed in case things get taken to the next level. Martial law or some equivalent. Perhaps the national Guard called up and manning roadblocks and checkpoints? I'm not sure what form that would take.
Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I heard, we have had 3 deaths.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)
buying a dog?
When he has his own health insurance and can support a dog.
It's your dog, not the kids' dog. You are responsible and the dog knows it. The dog likes the kids, but she's super obvious about whose dog she is. So if YOU want a dog get one, don't think bbn it's the kid's dog. And you'll love it.
Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (nRWPy)
So he went to Tractor Supply and bought a bunch of chicks, baby ducks and baby turkeys to raise.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall
Tell him thanks!
Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (kcZr2)
I'm learning it for when I time travel back 3000 years
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (G546f)
LOL. I learned Classical Latin in public high school, and now I'm trying to teach the mini mackerel snappers Ecclesiastical Latin. Switching back and forth accidentally between the pronunciations annoys my kiddos, so bonus points!
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (D22jJ)
stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like
something's in the way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I've had that. Honestly, for me it was an anxiety issue.
Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)
it's called dysphagia
could have any number of reas
for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)
and how is it pronounced?
duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)
it's both, depending on context. But most texts I've seen printed/online have the courtesy of rendering the vowel uses as u's and consonant (w) uses as v's. However, there are some documents I saw translated which were written in lower case and all v/u were u(!) I think some inscriptions in capital case use all V's.
So 'vulnus' (wound) is 'wool-nuss', and 'vendi, vidi, vici' is pronounced "wendy, weedy, weeky" (approximately.)
Later latin renders them as a v sound, and in particular the English form of Latin uses 'v' sounds except where they are vowel uses, in which case it's a u sound (uh for short, oo for long.)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (IB++I)
And you want to keep it that low, like Japan did; and not like New York City did in February.
Is this hard to grasp? Please tell me that this is not hard to grasp.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (ykYG2)
According to pediatricians, children younger than 3 to 4 years should not be allowed to play with pets unsupervised because they are not mature enough to control their anger or aggression and could hurt the pet. Children younger than 10 years are not able to completely care for a pet on their own. Most important: parents should model appropriate care for pets because children in any age group learn about pet care by watching their parents' behavior.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (pPNCa)
https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Maybe she always dresses like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (ZQYQy)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Man, you really want to leave that question here? On this here webzine??
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (XUu4G)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (/6GbT)
https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
This is relevant to my interests.
Posted by: Goldfinger at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
There's just no toilet paper.
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (vmRc0)
I went to an African store yesterday and they had TP. I think non-traditional stores may be a good bet when looking for stuff. It seems places like Costco and Wally World are the first to be raided.
My cousin in CA was telling me about the lines just to get into their Costco and thst he said screw it to waiting in line for 4 hours and went to a regular grocery store.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (r757R)
Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (kcZr2)
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They're in a building at the moment but yeah...
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (JaLUs)
Check with others here who've been under the crushing tyranny of the shutdowns, and who've survived (I think we have survivors, not sure).
And liquor stores and gun stores are exempted, so the real pillars of our civilization seem OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)
(types) (deletes)
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2)
could have any number of reas
for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)
That too.
Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (nRNOc)
could have any number of reas
for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)
I will buy the reflux part, I did feel like things were pushing upward most of the evening and all night last night.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Levin just aired Susan Collins putting it to the demonrats on the Senate floor.
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)
I suspect the Democrats may just have Kavanaughed themselves once more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM
I don't know. That would be a first.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
WTF is a heart light??
"Apparently you're too young to know."
--- E.T.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (bDqIh)
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THIS. And in a state of 5 M people. Is this the new standard now? A virus comes through and we shut down the country for 3 months every year?
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)
Maybe this is the reason behind what Trump is doing with going along with crashing the economy. Maybe this is the "resetting" of things. China has gotten away with this shit for long enough and this was the only way to wake people up and go with him on putting the hurt on China.
Considering that when he ordered the travel ban from China, everyone called it "racist", it was going to take something this big to wake people up to China being our enemy.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)
Wow, that KGB cook seems to have done me a favor...
Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)
It's their egos. They can't suppress the desire to let their freak flags fly, or to shut up and put aside their desire to "get" Trump in order to achieve a larger victory.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (D22jJ)
Good for you and them!
I always admired those who can learn other languages, especially Latin since so much builds from it. I can write code in 20+ languages, but never had the knack for learning spoken languages. My kid taking Spanish knows any question he offers with a "que" in it just gets "no habla" or "je ne sais pas."
Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (IKoNu)
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)
Wow, that KGB cook seems to have done me a favor...
Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (BAsqb)
And the Gov of Wisconsin?
Do I even need to look to see if he / she / it is a Dem?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)
So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your
throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the
way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM
It could be the cap to a Bic pen that you were chewing on earlier.
However, do not be alarmed. Bic designed pen caps with the little hole at the top so that people who accidentally swallowed them would still be able to breathe.
Still, pen-cap stuck in your throat.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: vmom 2020
Yeah, my boss told me that today. Sense of smell still intact, thank God.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
On the way home we picked up some take-out barbequed brisket and sausage with baked beans and potato salad. Just trying to help these little businesses a bit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (7rVsF)
I think the Dems could handle that kind of backlash.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: klaftern at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (RuIsu)
They are being ordered to stay home.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)
And you want to keep it that low, like Japan did; and not like New York City did in February.
Is this hard to grasp? Please tell me that this is not hard to grasp.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2020
I must have missed it when Japan shut their entire economy down. Closing nearly every business. Oh wait, they didn't.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (2z133)
However, do not be alarmed. Bic designed pen caps with the little hole at the top so that people who accidentally swallowed them would still be able to breathe.
Still, pen-cap stuck in your throat.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (QgtlX)
Working from home and only have a click style pen.
Good guess, tho.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
A two hour press conference. Q and A after Q and A, on the fly.
That's what a real BOSS looks like.
And that Race Bannon guy sounds pretty good, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (EL4ni)
There's just no toilet paper.
Posted by: Allie
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Went by Walmart today to pick up some meds for a very sick friend. It was a bit busy, but hardly mobbed. There seemed to be no shortage of anything anyone might actually need...except ammo.
Pro tip: If you're worried about future events, buy a 28 gauge, or a .410...or resign yourself to .22 short, because except for 12 ga. 7 1/2's and 8's, that's all that was left.
Funny thing about that, if home defense ones concern, 7 1/2's would do just fine, maybe better than all of that 00 that people feel compelled to buy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (CDGwz)
How's it going here, on the ol' AoSHQ? Everyone chillin' or is everyone's hair on fire?
More than the usual suspects, I mean?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)
They are being ordered to stay home.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)
Dallas is in lockdown. Austin is a liberal shithole, but don't know anything about what they're doing.
Our governor is still using a cool head about things.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)
I suspect the Democrats may just have Kavanaughed themselves once more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)
Happened with the impeachment trial too. Collins was considered one of the possible Republicans that may have been convinced to vote to convict on at least one of the two articles. The House managers let loose on insults to the Senate, including senators by name, and on Roberts, and any chance they had with her was gone.
Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (nRNOc)
The three networks did not "comply" with Rachel Maddow's suggestion to not broadcast Trump pressers. The three networks decided it first, then used their mouthpiece MSDNC to get the idea "out there" with an "explanation" before officially pulling the plug.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (uEbPt)
And I hope whomever dumped them in the trash can gets the Chinese Lung AIDS
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (ZCEU2)
And the Gov of Wisconsin?
Do I even need to look to see if he / she / it is a Dem?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48
Dem, of course. In active coordination with dem govs in MN and MI,
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (2z133)
Verklempt
(If you got that feeling from watching the doggie and kitty videos)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (fNWtj)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (XUu4G)
Yup.....time for the commie gangsters to go bye bye.
Regime change is needed in China. Why they insist on following a dead old lazy bastard's idea (Karl Marx) is beyond me.
Communism needs to be banished to the dust bin of history.
First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
I've got a grip of 7.62x54R. Good for shooting the bad guy, the three bad guys behind him, and their getaway car with one bullet
Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (E3FAu)
*jacking off motion*
She gives those depraved fucks oxygen or an ally most of the time.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (XUu4G)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (6ofTb)
A two hour press conference. Q and A after Q and A, on the fly.
That's what a real BOSS looks like.
And that Race Bannon guy sounds pretty good, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (EL4ni)
Joe Biden: That's nothing. I just spent two hours picking my nose
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (ZQYQy)
Posted by: Hadrian
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You're killing me here. I'm going to have a frozo-meal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (CDGwz)
Also can precede a stroke.
Just in case there wasn't already enough to worry about.
Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (G/Q6j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7rVsF)
May be inappropriate Hadrian, but nonetheless, prayers up for you all.
Been there, done that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM
Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.
https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)
https://tinyurl.com/wnflwob
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uEbPt)
I'm out of patience with the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Also can precede a stroke.
Just in case there wasn't already enough to worry about.
Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (G/Q6j)
It also happens with hydrogen sulfide exposure.
Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (BAsqb)
throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the
way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge
....
I get this.. Globus matches the description of how I feel closest;
https://tinyurl.com/rmqax27
Drinking very cold water will sometimes ring this on and it will persist for hours.. see a gastro doc..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (BAsqb)
throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the
way or slightly constricted.
It is coronavirus.
Wrap yourself in foil and plastic wrap , don't talk to anyone, quit your job, empty your bank account and report to the nearest Federal Sanitarium for processing.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (mw1Wz)
sheesh
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Fishermen are known for gathering in large crowds. So, only way to be sure is to close the lakes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (1g7ch)
They are being ordered to stay home.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)
Most Texas cities are run by liberals. Hell some of the most strident lefty's against Trump are Texas reps. Certainly Austin, Houston, and Dallas are run by liberals.
Is there are Republican mayor of any major Texas city? South Texas is super blue too. Texas as a whole is still red but that is because large swaths of the state are still holding on against the increasingly blue areas that are growing at a fast rate.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (n13/j)
I've got a grip of 7.62x54R. Good for shooting the bad guy, the three bad guys behind him, and their getaway car with one bullet
Posted by: Vasily
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Probably fracture the engine block also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (CDGwz)
I gave up on Ken Levine's blog for the same thing a month ago. I'm sure right now all he can write about is how much he wants every Republican to get sick and die.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)
She can blow on my coffee anytime! IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (CjFDo)
More than the usual suspects, I mean?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM
Hangin' low and ready to go, daddy-o.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)
I'm more than a little pissed. Me and the shelter cat didn't get to share our usual breakfast bowl today. Couldn't get the gravy one - so had to get the meat lovers one. Well - that shit was just too greasy, and he's a little dude. So I didn't get to leave a few bits on the sly for him.
And I had to run to a job as well. Not happy. Not one bit.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)
Key? Stop trading with Communist nations.
PERIOD.
Hell, I think trade policy and Foreign Aid should ALL be tied to whether they have, and follow, a US style bill of Rights.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)
I guess I'll find out when I go to work tomorrow morning.
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (l3+k2)
https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Latinx or latex or whatever it is called.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
Diamond in the back
sunroof top
diggin' the scene with a gangster lean
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (uEbPt)
For penance I will post a nice hi res pic of Coffee Girl from the Saturday morning thread:
https://tinyurl.com/wnflwob
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uEbPt)
Got a link that doesn't require a sign in?
Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
They put their AR rounds through it. Small, ragged holes, but holes.
Then I fired my Mosin-Nagant from the hip - yep, nice big clean hole. They noted the material was not rated for rifle (forget the "level" or nomenclature), they just did it for giggles.
Having bought years back, when very cheap, I have enough 54R to supply a company from a rifle division for an afternoon on the north edge of the Kursk bulge.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM
Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.
https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)
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Notably, Taiwan and Japan are island nations. A lot easier to control comings and goings.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (g8Yc+)
83 confirmed cases statewide so far,our great issue is the lack of ICU space in rural areas, which when you get down to it, is most of the state.
Be entertaining tomorrow, Moronic Horde, I'll be lurking from work in my "essential"job.
Posted by: jdw at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (Ep3u+)
When Delilah comes out of season and goes back out to the kennel, we won't have any house dogs for the first time in many years. Her Majesty and I are thinking (idly) of getting a cat or two
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)
Good bye England and Canada
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (aS1PU)
I thought their prices would be better but they're about 10% above grocery store prices. Maybe they're dry aged? I might have to check it out. Steak is one thing I know I can do as good or better than any restaurant so I don't go to steak places normally.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
President Barrycade started that shit. Jug-Eared Daddy issues asshole did shit like that out of petulance and spite.
This too is the story of Obama.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (mw1Wz)
Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)
Didn't do that for me.....saw her pretty eyes.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)
Did you brown the hamburger, drain it, and then add it ? Lie if you must.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (tjRMO)
I'm out of patience with the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM
I am surprised that I have not been dropped by anyone on my list the past two weeks as I have been constantly posting links and blog posts from here and twitter posts that ace links and any info that I find in comments here. I must post about 50-100 things per day.
Either I have done a great job purging my list of any idiots or... I'm the idiot and everyone on my list has me on ignore.
The latter is probably a good possibility...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (Do5/p)
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Likely Ballistic plywood. Good enough for pistol rounds, but...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (vmRc0)
Should I make a pot of coffee, or not?
Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (bG/5x)
First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)
We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (ZQYQy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:00 PM (+HZ1v)
No just Kavanaughed themselves with the "reach-across-the-aisle" Republicans.
Note to Democrats: If you are ticking off Collins you are really f*cking this up, badly.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (vmRc0)
They are going to argue that they saved MILLIONS of people by over reacting.
Its like Obama's Jobs created or SAVED bullcrap.
Impossible to prove, or disprove.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (qAR6u)
Because there's no down side and only upside.
Not only do they gain control over the people and prevent backlash for "not doing enough" but it helps damage the economy hurting Trump and more importantly, makes them eligible for more of that sweet federal funding.
Why would they NOT shut the place down with those incentives?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)
Didn't do that for me.....saw her pretty eyes.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't have an IMGur account. Not gonna get one either.
Posted by: wouldn't be prudent at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)
No. Been seeing this all day. No. A thousand times no.
Promoting the Bill of Rights is how States Rights got trampled here. It was a shitty Domestic Policy. It would be an even worse International Policy.
No.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Brunni at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (E3FAu)
Right on. Pretty well stocked, actually, though no paper products. Didn't matter to me, as I'm still well stocked. There was plenty of produce, which was a main goal.
Went to the bank, the beer and tobacco store, and Popeyes, where to my surprise even the dining room was still open. Still, I did drive thru.
Everyone was minding their distance, but I saw just one person wearing a mask. I used my 70% isopropyl alcohol rag liberally on the cart (and my hands after each visit).
It felt *almost* normal out there, though traffic was fairly light. And the county commissioners voted down a curfew yesterday, being pushed by the cop groups. That was kinda nice too.
Tomorrow, golf!
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4rgH)
My company has an amazing communications system and a VPN that has only dumped on me once. So my productivity is close to what it is at the office. Plus I have plenty of work, at least for this week. And since job sites are still active, and engineering and design are still going strong, we should be good to go for some time, as long as our lefty governor (Polis) doesn't do what lefty governors seem wont to do. So far he has been pretty reasonable, which shocked the hell out of me. (fingers crossed)
I find I do worse in the morning, when negative thoughts prevail. But then I venture outdoors for a bit and all seems well.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (Df0qC)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (ZCEU2)
I stopped recognizing their authority as legitimate some time ago, anyway.
The fucking gall of these people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (KNsKs)
The US Bill of Rights was shitty Policy?
/points towards the border
Feel free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)
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That he was given a number when they took away his name?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 09:05 PM (g8Yc+)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 09:05 PM (El6T/)
We have nearly 300 pounds of dog food on hand. The inventory manager at the PetSmart today said they're getting their food in fine and they've been determined to be an essential business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (K04g6)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (sGotD)
Coffee Girl:
https://tinyurl.com/rbwotr8
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Depending on your cart, maybe load it horizontally. It will be easier to control. Of course, this is assuming it is short enough to be maneuvered into the area you need it to go. I have a bunch of 3" thick slabs of black walnut and cherry - every time I need to move them they try to kill me. Be careful please.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
Be entertaining tomorrow, Moronic Horde, I'll be lurking from work in my "essential"job.
Posted by: jdw at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (Ep
This former resident of Rio Rancho wishes you nothing but the best.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (2z133)
/points towards the border
Feel free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (NgKpN)
The Anti-Federalists argued against it. They argued specifically against the 10th - the notion that anything would be restricted to the Federal. The Anti-Federalists stated that the rest of the amendments would be used, like the camels nose, to justify the perversion of the entire notion of limited government.
They were right.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
It rained here throughout the daylight hours except for the last two hours prior to sunset. Walked the dog then in very mild temperatures (low 50s), sunshine from the setting sun, and the sounds of rainwater draining into our storm sewers.
A nice break from the day, during which I was sorting through papers to find our enrollment documents for health care this year. The a-holes said that I had declined coverage for my wife, yet they had been deducting money for that coverage from my monthly pension payment. We'll be doing battle tomorrow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)
That narrows it down a bit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (1g7ch)
People are getting on each others nerves as it is now, even the STAY AT HOME scolds are going to want to get out.
Unless it's "bring out your dead" bad, the pressure to end quarantines and shutdowns will far outweigh the pressure to keep it going
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (qAR6u)
We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------
Ah. Time for the periodic quote from 'One Lonely Night':
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago…"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM
Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.
https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)
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Notably, Taiwan and Japan are island nations. A lot easier to control comings and goings.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (g8Yc+)
Everywhere's an island, when you get right down to it.
More a question of policy than geography. Who are you letting in, and who aren't you.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (/6GbT)
Rush always said good humor has to have an element of truth to it. The Bee is nearing the singularity of humor/truth.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)
"We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere"
X 1,000. Did we REALLY win the Cold War? The communist virus just laid dormant for a few decades.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (XUu4G)
TP hording proving there are a lot of assholes out there and cat food hording proving there are a lot of cat owners out there apparently.
Monthly cat litter is out of stock and estimate for being back in stock is May 1st.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (Do5/p)
Yeah, states should be negotiating with foreign powers and attacking invaders across state borders. What, exactly, was the reason for a federal government at all if there's no power exclusively reserved for the federal government? That's idiotic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)
Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience.
Anyone bored can help clear brush here at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (7rVsF)
Around 25,000 died from cancer, 25,000 from heart disease, 2500 from the flu, 7000 from accidents, and an average 2000 from suicide.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)
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That he was given a number when they took away his name?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire
He's a dog with no name....oh buddha get thee tune from me.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:10 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:10 PM (K04g6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (u82oZ)
Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vq46lv7
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (+HZ1v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (7rVsF)
Do you have a dental plan?
Posted by: When and Where? at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (/LQkF)
And Gramps reminds me of my dear departed Grandpa. Just a sweet trusting soul.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (Df0qC)
People are getting on each others nerves as it is now, even the STAY AT HOME scolds are going to want to get out.
Unless it's "bring out your dead" bad, the pressure to end quarantines and shutdowns will far outweigh the pressure to keep it going
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (qAR6u)
Stress leads to heart attacks, stroke, even cancers. Pretty much any medical condition... even making one more susceptible to infections.
So we're going to see a steep rise in deaths related to these conditions, and they won't be statistics our rulers will look at. They'll only ask how many people died from THIS virus.
Which is not going to be that many, in the end. But we're costing ourselves much much more than money by acting like it's the worst thing we face.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12)
Wouldn't be surprised to learn that both birth rates and divorce paradoxically increase for the duration.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
invaders across state borders. What, exactly, was the reason for a
federal government at all if there's no power exclusively reserved for
the federal government? That's idiotic.
The Anti-Federalists were clear in their arguments. Any central power negotiating on behalf of all the individual states would - over time - extend that power to dictating to the states.
And it's happened. I'm not "idiotic" for noticing. Nice argument, though. I'm sure you'd get high marks in debate for it.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: wouldn't be prudent at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (/LQkF)
I don't either.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Do you have a dental plan?
Posted by: When and Where?
Do what I say or I'll knock your teeth out. Does that qualify?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)
A lot of dust, for some reason.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot
them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in
the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than
I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red
sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (CDGwz)
Those are words to live by
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (HNjlI)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (Ea8oc)
Oh, the have also been telling the world how to win! Wash your hands.
So, to summarize:
- Alarm bells
- No fucking solutions
https://tinyurl.com/tpy4v8s
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (Do5/p)
Hmmm, earlier today it said April 21.
Jet has a delivery estimate of the 31st. March, that is.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)
There go the implants I wanted.
Posted by: Big Poligrip at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (/LQkF)
That does not negate the argument. That's a slippery slope fallacy: this bad thing can come from that action. That does not mean the argument for it is wrong, only that something bad may come from it.
The bottom line is that the way you describe it, the anti-federalists set forth an argument against the mere existence of a federal government of any form, which is ridiculous.
And remember: attack the argument, not the person. The argument is what I called idiotic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:16 PM (KZzsI)
******
We had dogs before children. When the kids were preschool and playing in the yard, one of our colllies would watch them like she was herding sheep. She'd gently move them back if they looked like they might move out of her protection zone. She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (ff2X/)
Before that they played it down, repeating Chicom propaganda and telling everyone its not a problem. Until it was impossible to ignore.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Df0qC)
I don't either.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
They also had options for farcebuk, twatter, and a couple of other social medias. I would guess that if you have one of those, you're in.
Posted by: Not on your life at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: When and Where?
Do what I say or I'll knock your teeth out. Does that qualify?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)
Hmmm, better than my current dental plan?
Do I have to have you knock my teeth out, or is there an out of network option?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (+HZ1v)
Who! Fucking! Cares!
Except Fred Grandy Please be safe, Fred Grandy.
Celebrities are the worst. Having that kind of external validation of who you are must be exhausting.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Are we talking about real adults here?
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (CE5C/)
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Less than one day of routine deaths in NYC (8M residents).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (41rs/)
"All I wanted was some roadrunner!"
--mangled coyote
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (K22Va)
Wuhan virus went to Mr. T's house to infect him.
It did not go well for the Wuhan.
Help us, Mr. T.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (+HZ1v)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (AJwk0)
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr T at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (Tnijr)
******
We had dogs before children. When the kids were preschool and playing in the yard, one of our colllies would watch them like she was herding sheep. She'd gently move them back if they looked like they might move out of her protection zone. She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (ff2X/)
Best time to get a dog is now. If you can afford it, know how to train it, and have time and space for it.
They'll adapt to your kids' ages, whatever they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (hku12)
I suggested replacing the happy birthday song with the Lords Prayer in order to easily wash hands for twenty seconds. He just might be pleased to hear that prayer more and from more places in a long long time.
I also think zinc cannot hurt so suggest it. I added chloroquine after reading it here over A WEEK AGO. Kinda hard to find any variants of it right now, but I certainly have not spread futility like the American press.
I am with President Trump. What the hell. It cannot hurt.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KpUZP)
And then choke on it and die. It's not as if anything they make is any good anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)
I think they will re-evaluate this in a week or so. And it's likely that things will start to loosen up. I don't think it's an unreasonable amount of time to keep medical services from being overwhelmed.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (+HZ1v)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
~~~~~
Yep. He'll be rolling in the dough for real!
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (II2Y0)
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZMbn)
"All I wanted was some roadrunner!"
--mangled coyote
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March
Ha meep ha meep
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (ZeU0J)
Yes, sir. They sure did.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (KpUZP)
And then choke on it and die. It's not as if anything they make is any good anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (II2Y0)
Ahem. You can have the balance but if we're enslaving celebs I call Kate Beckinsale.
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (lK7fO)
Fuck society.
So apparently Washington State is in "lock down" and banned sleepovers.
My nieces are upset.
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO THIS SHIT MUCH LESS FUCKING ENFORCE IT!!!!!
I fucking hate everything.
Society is full of pussies.
Also, that Fauci guy needs to be hung from a fucking lamp post.
My county is issuing a "shelter in place" order.
Over 400,000 fucking people lose everything because SIX FUCKING PEOPLE GOT THE FUCKING SNIFFLES!
Fascist fucks.
And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.
Fuck everything.
Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Thanks!
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Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Shelgel at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (EF4x2)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)
Because people, in the main, are pieces of garbage.
As evidence, I give you the Democrat party.
If ever there was a time for a million man march on DC to drag every one of those treasonous bastards out of their office to the foot of the National Razor, this is it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: tHe BaRrEl at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (1Yy3c)
bill of rights. Imagine not having the first or second amendments
written down. Hell, the government is constantly trying to trample both
despite them being written down.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (H5knJ)
Imagine the Federal not having the first or second amendments as an excuse to trample the collective will of the states.
Oh - shit. You don't have to imagine. How often has the Federal stormed in to make sure the citizens of XYZ state get their fair taste of the 2A ? Never.
Incorporation only extends to the parts of the Bill of Rights that the Federal Courts approve of. Before the contrived notion of Incorporation - the Bill of Rights only applied to the Federal branch. And the States did as they will.
And here we are. No Federal agents making sure you can buy a gun. No Feds marching in to stop asset seizure without a trial. Some parts of the Bill or Rights are more equal than others.
As the Anti-Federalists warned.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)
New Yorkers. What ya gonna do.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr T at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Y4EXg)
86
Tucker mentioned all the shit the Dems are trying to put in this stimulus bill. But the Free Trade Uber Alles cuck class are felating their donors too, trying to put shit in there to strip out the "buy American" provisions for companies getting bailouts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bill C at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (vyvnE)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (7ZMbn)
BY A WATERFALL, I'M CALLING YOU OOH OOH OOH!
Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (JiiH9)
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Df0qC)
Thanks. I had to give up surf fishing and golf years ago. And now the one thing that keeps me semi-sane (music gigs and a little bit of money we still need) was taken away from me by BJ Cliton's good buddies, the ChiComs.
Fuck I'm glad I'm 29 and won't have to deal with much more of this bullshit. It just never gets any better and the bad shit never stops coming to me and the people I love.
I'm getting really tired of this never ending parade of unnecessary shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)
Chris Cuomo: "Thank you for coming back to the show"
Andrew Cuomo: "Mom told me I had to"
https://tinyurl.com/rrm3pqs
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (KZzsI)
ZERO Muslims
How many Poles have blown themselves up in your country? ZERO.
How many Poles have raped women in your country?
ZERO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5AQ9RX9pQ
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (X2vir)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (K22Va)
Over 400,000 fucking people lose everything because SIX FUCKING PEOPLE GOT THE FUCKING SNIFFLES!
Fascist fucks.
And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.
Fuck everything.
Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bill C at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (vyvnE)
FREDO 2: "Mom told me I had to"
https://tinyurl.com/rrm3pqs
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (cF8AT)
FIFY
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (rpxSz)
Is there some sort of Rule between G7 nations that requires each country to act in such a manner that their currency doesn't rise or fall too dramatically against the other member nations?
Lets say that Europe and other G7 nations decide to tank their economy chasing the Chinese Sanity Destroying Flu by doing stupid Leftist things.
The US chooses not to (too late now, I know) so the US Dollar would become significantly stronger than the other nation's currency causing all kinds of trade problems which ends up causing labor, service and product arbitrage that ends up being economically disastrous until parity is restored.
So the US decides to pitch in and commit economic suicide by inflating its currency by tripling its usual budget deficit - thus making an all for one one for all jump off the cliff.
In short, is this reckless spending orgy taking place because our government needs to inflate our currency at the same rate as other G7 nations so as to not upset global trade?
I know that government never needs a reason to plunder the treasury, but in a sense are they being told you must plunder the treasury? Its a moral duty to do so?
Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (uYQjf)
Yeah its a battle of the scumbags trying to lard up a bill to protect Americans and help in a crisis. I don't like the bill but mother of all that is holy its evil to try to use something like this in such a hideous political way. Neither party is free of blame.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dagny at March
that is how it works out after you get the dog.
Posted by: not so at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (XG6D3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)
No reason to flame. You are right. The bureaucratic State, beloved of Democrats, stultifies everything it touches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (miJU3)
Hannity just read a letter from a NYC doctor. He reports great success with 300 patients with the hydroxy form of the quinine, z-pac, and zinc sulphate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (rCwaK)
I saw that. She's morphed into an old Asian woman.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (4thlk)
Fuck everything.
Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert,
Well. Thank you for your continuing work, you're an unsung hero. At least they eased the restrictions and you can put the hammer down now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tHe BaRrEl at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (H5knJ)
What is startling is that she is alone in the tub.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (uYQjf)
Good to hear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (u82oZ)p
To be fair, Anna is a Moronette and thus has a strong survival ethic, so I would have expected nothing less!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (+HZ1v)
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (H5knJ)
soon as possible and to get back to their normal lives. The elites want
this to last forever so the can keep imposing more and more control
over everyone and take advantage of it to extend their power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Which is why I do NOT subscribe to the theory that if this is an "op", they simply would have treated this like a cold (or swine flu) under The Hag. They would have turned us full commie. Stop the R from campaign rallies? Check. Change the election rules? Check .This is their wet dream.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Df0qC)
She's George Takei with plastic hooties. Its horrible. NO ONE WANTED THIS, woman. Why can't you just go away?? Its not like you're an old blues artist. John Lee Hooker, everyone loved no matter how old he got. If anything the blues make more sense the older you get. But you? you're a hideous old former pop tart who lipsynched every concert.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KpUZP)
~~~~~
Nice one, Denny.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: dartist at M
My wife has been ordering a lot from Walmart, they seem to have more than Krogers or Giant Eagle grocery stores. I was even able to get TP and Paper towels. They even had hamburger. We use delivery because I hate going into the store, it's not in the greatest area.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (X2vir)
And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (KP5rU)
ZERO Muslims
How many Poles have blown themselves up in your country? ZERO.
How many Poles have raped women in your country?
ZERO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5AQ9RX9pQ
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (X2vir)
NO homo, but I love this guy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)
Of course not. They'll just claim their genius social distancing and lockdowns saved us all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)
anyway. I work from home. I don't interact with anyone except online
and my brothers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Wow. You'd never know.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (Ea8oc)
This isn't meant to be a slight against the fine folks in this nation's military.
But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because, while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.
Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)
Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)
no way inevitable), but I doubt people in blue jurisdictions regard
Heller as a trampling of their rights.
So - to save those folks in blue country from the rest of the people they live with - I must accept the Federal saving me in red country from - what exactly ?
Vote with your feet. Or, better yet, don't. Stay there.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (tjRMO)
The tub had flower petals and shit in it. Candles and shit. Pure luxury. Preaching from a position of luxury. A Let Them Eat Cake moment if ever there was one. But her fans will eat it right up.
Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (Ea8oc)
*shifty eyes* I don't know what you're talking about *shifty*
Seriously though, I used to. Just my health has... not gone in a great direction over the years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)
You know like the same magic that causes see levels to decline just makes Covid-19 not so.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
not that I am aware of, no. they work in concert to respond to "global" crises. does not stop them from manipulating interest rates or other machinations. like they did with Libor.
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)
I'm sorry to hear that.
Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Ea8oc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)
"Well, *I* didn't panic. I mean, I picked up a few extra things, you know? All these crazy people were buying, like, eighty rolls of toilet paper each, and I'm all, 'how much are you planning on shitting? Eating Chipotle every meal for the next six months?' Oh, and you couldn't get hand sanitizer. People must have been drinking that stuff. I bought like two bottles? I think? You know, just to be safe..."
Etcetera. Multiply by fifty million.
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (BAsqb)
Thanks, ace. The kitties and puppies helped. Lots of local stupid here. I leveled (rhetorically) a reporter that did not give full details on an Acorn group calling for the resignation of my friend and Commissioner for saying the virus came from China. His boss was info on it, from me.
I was spun up.
Anyway, have wonderful dreams and OPSEC on any plans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)
----
Put some pants on.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
Just got a very nice thank you note in my order from my local Mexican place.
Nice people!
Very cool!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (H5knJ)
Dumb-as-a Boot felt the need to tweet don't we all wish for Obama now?
Posted by: Axeman
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I've seen a lot of that. btw, for fun, who is "Dumb-as-a Boot"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)
Can't see a thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Jewells45
Saw him at a small venue here about 10 years ago. I love Johnny Lang.
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (XG6D3)
Carpe Donktum parodied madonna.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (62fzJ)
She tried to get vote harvesting legal in every state
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (y0S2P)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
---
Think MAXimum dumb-as-a Boot.
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (Eicbe)
Insanity.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: EGGO at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (T6HZg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOp0I8ZPho
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (X2vir)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (XUu4G)
Honestly I didn't look that close, all I noticed was that doesn't look like Madonna in any way. She's freaked her self even worse than Michael Jackson. Then I scrubbed my eyes with SOS pads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (AJwk0)
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: getting the banned aw, arthritis at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (JiiH9)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (e1mEI)
I think Fauci and the myrmidons in the press will walk back the "its just anecdotal" with some lame statement about the auto correct altering "antidote" with "anecdote".
But most likely, pretend they never said it in the first place, then blame Russian Bots.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (XhWtx)
than Krogers or Giant Eagle grocery stores. I was even able to get TP
and Paper towels. They even had hamburger. We use delivery because I
hate going into the store, it's not in the greatest area.
Don't know what's up with Amazon but I sure don't mind Walmart stepping up.
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (62fzJ)
soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for
We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building
bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians."
That's an interesting take on things. Lets save some $$$ and fire all of them.
Posted by: Gordon G at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (/LQkF)
if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?
Of course not. They'll just claim their genius social distancing and lockdowns saved us all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Same for when we don't spontaneously combust from global warming.
"Thank heavens for those few precious years when we were in the Paris Accords! And for those laws we did manage to pass while Obama Christ was in power. It saved trillions of lives!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (G51Gf)
Milk, or gonad gravy?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (XUu4G)
Posted by: EGGO at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (T6HZg)
I'll answer your question with a question.
How many times does that place have to demonstrate that it's controlled by TDS tards before you stop going?
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N
Is it wet out where you are?
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (r1mci)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (Df0qC)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
Does it live in a hole, a tiny hole, that is usually empty?
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (Tnijr)
unless I'm wrong (TM)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
She calls me right before we're leaving to go get the stuff..."Nurse says we can have anything from the outside...but they didn't tell me that until I asked her if she could get the stuff you were bringing from the door."
So, anyone need a 6 pack of creme horns and 4 banana nut muffins?
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (cF8AT)
Have a good night, everyone!
Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (nRNOc)
you get to decide who's the Barrel Vice-Provost For Diversity And Inclusion.
Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (2+j2N)
It's Vendette's birthday still.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)
Wi-Fi hot spots
33,200,000 for NOAA
600,000,000 for the NEA
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)
No one really needs to know what the weather is going to be like, but
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (BiNEL)
Sorry ladies. Don't mean to slosh blood, splatter brains and spin intestines around in your presence .
You know you get busy and sometimes just got to go with the flow.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (Df0qC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (wUFgi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)
Mercifully, it won't happen again for another year.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (nRNOc)
They have Strat O Matic Football for the PC. And they have online leagues as well.
I can't do another hobby. But I'm tempted.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)
is there a zipper on one end ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (DUIap)
If you really enjoy the look and feel of Web 1.0 there is always www.thelibertydaily.com
They can't moderate their contempt for the Left either.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (uYQjf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)
Don't forget, it's JJ Sefton's birthday too.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)
I thought I read here that the con-flu-cious lockdown is their hot mic template for global climate fraud. This is indeed a dangerous precedent
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (XUu4G)
If Vendette's twin pretended she was Vendette, how would we ever know?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
In fairness, we do not know since there is no global warming.
Posted by: not so at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (HALdu)
"You know what? The only thing they can't tax is your penis!"
"Why's that?"
"'Cause 90 percent of the time it's out of work, ten percent of the time it's in the hole, and it's got two dependents and they're both nuts!"
Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (/669Q)
Wi-Fi hot spots
33,200,000 for NOAA
600,000,000 for the NEA
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)
Someone should put together a list for the president of all of the bullshit in Nancy Lugosi's bill and he can read it at the next press conference. Let's see here...we've got $600 million for the NEA ..now tell me what in the hell does this have to do with fighting this or helping the American people. How about this one?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (HNjlI)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)
Walmart had the gigantic 24 Megarolls of TP and Paper towels, where every else had the just the 4.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)
45 minutes recorded. Should be able to blow through it in less than an hour.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KpUZP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)
But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because,
while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing
it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation
building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.
Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.
Posted by: at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)
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let me know when people are actively trying to kill you, or when someone you know dies in a training accident, or when you are deployed for a disaster response, or when you are crippled for life, etc...
until then, you're just a glorified deliver driver, handling a few more pizzas than your neighbor who w*rks for Dominoes.
no love, me
20% service disabled, but only because the VA ignores all my other injuries.
PS: you are welcome that you and your family can sleep sound in your beds at night, you ungrateful POS.
you're not worth the sweat off a 18y/o PV1 grunt's ass crack.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (vwf8z)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (Df0qC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (dUJdY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOp0I8ZPho
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (X2vir)
I thought I read here that the con-flu-cious
lockdown is their hot mic template for global climate fraud. This is
indeed a dangerous precedent
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
A ginned up panic to test their procedures. So far ya gotta figure they can get away with anything.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)
Wouldn't happen. She'd look around here and question my sanity.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (nRNOc)
They make the best kind of pet
Baby snakes
That's not the direction I would've gone with that...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
If the Q is about the song that goes turn on your love light, it's "Turn On Your Love Light," by Bobby "Blue" Bland.
And here it is. https://tinyurl.com/tylzjkz
Without a warning, you broke my heart.
You took it, Baby, and you tore it apart.
You left me sitting in the dark cryin'.
You said your love for me was dyin'.
Come on, baby. Baby, please. Come on, baby. Baby, please.
Turn on your light. Let it shine on me.
Turn on your love light. Let it shine on me.
And let it shine, shine, shine. Let it shine.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (YqED9)
New hash.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)
Hey flounder!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (6ofTb)
Let's see her explain how Catholic and rich she is to the devil, after she dies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Since this is my fantasy, I want him to shout "F*ck you McCain" afterwards.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
We're talking mostly young people who don't make a whole lot of money, and don't have a whole lot in savings. All of a sudden, they're forced out of their jobs, and can't find new ones because all these other businesses they could work for are shut down, too.
Even if they can find work in new, government-approved fields, that takes time. Applying for unemployment also takes time (especially right now, with so many new applicants).
A one-time payment from Uncle Sam would help them pay the rent and buy food while they look for new jobs or wait for unemployment checks to start coming in.
Democrats are offering the same "soak the rich" policies they always do. "We're just gonna make it illegal to evict you for not paying rent," for example. Well, that sounds fine and dandy to covetous people, but your landlord has bills to pay, too. He needs to buy food, too.
In this extreme circumstance of so many people being forced out of a job overnight by government edict, yes, I think the government is obligated to give them a little bit of money to help them move on to something else.
And now it's the Democrats, ostensibly the party of "the little guy", who oppose this, because they want more money for free baby-killing-on-demand and various "environmentally responsible" boondoggles more than they want to help these people.
I hope these folks are paying attention, and realize that Nancy Pelosi took that relief money from them. Chuck Schumer took that relief money from them. And, their various Democrat governors put them in the position of needing that relief money in the first place.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
Sigh.
I should say there are 13 Somalis living in my house. But that could go badly. Eh.
Knowing me I'll just end up telling the truth and shit.
*kicks dirt clod*
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
Sooner or later, it comes down to fate.
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (Df0qC)
That's what I got!
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (XUu4G)
There's a lot of bluegrass songs that do, but "You Are My Sunshine" especially does. I grew up thinking of it as sappy and childish but its really, really touching and sad.
Apparently a man wrote it about his dying daughter.
Please don't take my sunshine away...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)
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Whereabouts are you? There are a few snakes that fit that description, but depend on locale.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (CAJOC)
And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)
Bingo!
I have a prayer.
Dear LAWD, infect me with your righteous mankind smiting disease of pure Wuhanic fury.
Either I sleep it off and get to tell my tale of woe to everyone and look like a hero, especially beautiful women who will want to be immunized with my super semen.
Or...
I die and never have to deal with any more bullshit ever again.
I win either way.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (1Yy3c)
It's a small snake with a small mouth but I don't want to take a chance. If Ziva the assassin finds it my problem will be solved but she usually doesn't go in the back yard. And I like having snakes around as long as they keep their distance.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)
Prepared for the worst now.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (1Yy3c)
pay the rent and buy food while they look for new jobs or wait for
unemployment checks to start coming in. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF
Edited to read: A one-time payment from people who pay taxes to people who most likely don't.
Lest we slip into the all-too-common and unfortunate belief that the money is Sam's to give...
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (QgtlX)
If you don't know, then wait til you see...
"Catholic High School Girls In Trouble"
in theaters as soon as the panic ends
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mary at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)
She tried to get vote harvesting legal in every state
Posted by: Skip
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omg
Let me guess: what about the PRO Act? That's the one where the California AB-5 disaster that killed the gig economy goes nationwide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)
Wouldn't happen. She'd look around here and question my sanity.
Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (nRNOc)
I dated a twin. Very dangerous.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (X2vir)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM
Soot it!!!
Shoot it now!!!
Empty the damned magazine on it and reload.
Take an axe to it!
Flame thrower. Burn the house down if needed.
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)
Also, I've seen bull snakes that even behave like rattlers, and are every bit as big, but are not venomous.
So, there you go.
The more you know
(NBC tones)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Shoot like a millennial Democrat?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
Catharic gurs lave much by rakes.
Posted by: Birry Jorro at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (YqED9)
I
think a lot of this is situational and regional, Hell, it is often that
what really matters is being at the right store at the right time on
the right day.
When this started Wegmans
had everything while the others had none of the items people are
hoarding. So once people hear Wegman's has it all and what is going to
happen? Everyone goes there and they get pounded. For sure some stores
are better than others, but dealing with pandemic, hysteria, and
hording is not easy.
Went to Wally World
today and they were basically out of all fresh meat. They didn't have
steaks or any chicken. When I went to Wegmans a few days ago, they had
20 roll packages of tp, even larger packs of paper towels, and these
huge containers of chicken breasts.
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (n13/j)
Yes, if this thing by, say, Easter, before everyone's habits change, the whole thing will just lurch into motion again. But there will have to be something to bridge the gap (and I know what I want to see!) after the end of next week.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (NpvYf)
If Ziva the assassin finds it my problem will be solved but she usually
doesn't go in the back yard. And I like having snakes around as long as
they keep their distance.
Get a shovel and chop it's head off.
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (K22Va)
I usually detain snakes forcibly to find out if I just killed a good or bad snake, but most are benign.
Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (kcZr2)
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)
Nobody outside the building, everybody in their room and they deliver meals to their cell.
I have got to figure what to bring in when I take Ma to the cancer center to give them hope there is a release date.
Pa requested martini fixings. That's Pa, practical.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
It definitely wasn't human
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (HNjlI)
Dumped amid coronavirus, former Bloomberg campaign aides sue for pay and benefits
https://tinyurl.com/qvplew9
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)
We've lost all our rights and liberties.
The bodies better be stacked a mile high.
This shit better turn into a plague of such magnitude that that all the biblical plagues seem goddamn idyllic.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Don't stab him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Hadji at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Do it Jewells. With your design sense you will make spectacular pieces. You can use any tools you may have on hand and collect household stuff to make texture. I have sculpting tools but use toothpicks, nails, screwdrivers. Anything you need. Any questions you have, anytime I would answer. I learned from youtube of course us had a little experience sculpting. Not that it helped much.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (Df0qC)
What little I know of snakes, is that the venomous ones (vipers) have triangular heads. Mostly. Except for the ones that don't.
Speaking of ways that nature can kill you, bull sharks can swim in both salty and brackish water. So if you jump over the gunwale of the boat into the Chesapeake Bay this summer to cool off, there's a chance--not a great chance, but a chance nonetheless--that a bull shark will attack and tear your head completely off.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (QgtlX)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: The Snakes at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (MmFTx)
You just throw those live into your wok and eat them. It's called a soup snake.
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (NpvYf)
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)
At least double sammiches.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (X2vir)
Nice, P-Dub! I see you are in fine fettle.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (Bwqq4)
I'm sure it's fine
I'm a gardener, so I look at most snakes as beneficial?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (j9HX3)
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)
I'll take "Things What Don't Need a Spare" for $500, please.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (/bKbU)
Kat Timpf: Ladies! If you're quarantined with your boo, now is a great time to bring up all of the issues you've been letting slide in the relationship -- no matter how minor.
James Woods' response: I was driving across the country once and got caught in a tornado in Nebraska. I remembered the advice I'd heard was to find a concrete shelter or a culvert. There was NOTHING. No safe harbor. I could see the funnel and nothing but flat terrain. No place to hide! Sorta like this:
Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)
Ditto spiders. Love 'em, within reason.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (QgtlX)
Shoot. So much for my summer vacation plans.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)
The poisonous ones also have vertical pupils. Like I'm going to get close enough to look into its eyes. Uh uh.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (2+j2N)
prayers for your cousin!
very scary: fingers crossed that the meds work
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (G546f)
All's I know, is that when this shite dies down, my office is gonna have
an epic reunion party. I work with the best people ever.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
That's nice. I don't hate most of the people I work with. That's about the best I can say about it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (6ofTb)
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (QgtlX)
The State does one thing pretty good - using force to take from some to give to others.
Typically - those that get approve. The "givers" don't have much of a say.
Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (tjRMO)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
huge containers of chicken breasts.
They had 20 lb bags of rice in the bins between the aisles when I went to other day. Hadn't seen that before.
Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (XG6D3)
I mean, isn't it the consensus, whether or not the Nazis lit the Reichstag fire (it was likely the Marxists), that they *used* it to get things done they couldn't have done without it?
Isn't that why people in general fear a President declaring martial law no matter how anodyne the reason sounds?
Because he can get things done he wouldn't have been able to otherwise
Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 10:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)
Don't stab him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (KnJdm)
Take him sailing Jewels. Accidents can happen.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 10:04 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:04 PM (ZeU0J)
But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because, while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.
Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.
Posted by: at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)
Um, really? So the National Cemeteries full of the fallen from wars like WWII, which featured the United States fighting an existential threat, doesn't mean shit to you? The veterans of this country do not mean shit to you?
The truckers cannot do their jobs without being given the freedom to operate courtesy of the United States military.
(In fact, this whole thanking of select industries to me is rather silly. Everyone has their role to play. Truckers are important, but they aren't doing jack with the civil engineers who built the roads, the firms that built the trucks and trailers, and the people who fill the trailers with the goods, the energy companies that make the transport possible, and on and on and on.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 10:05 PM (Exv3s)
Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 10:06 PM (n13/j)
I recognize that there are problems with it, but there are also problems with letting a single politician unilaterally declare, "Yeah, don't think we want you doing your totally-legal job at this moment, so I'm taking that job away from you right now."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF8)
I'll take "Things What Don't Need a Spare" for $500, please.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (/bKbU)
NO SHIT.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 10:07 PM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:08 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: grognard at March 23, 2020 10:14 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:19 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 10:20 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (K04g6)
Shelves still bare in Wally World in Apache Junction, and in the Dollar General across the street. But I did get eggs!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 10:24 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:30 PM (H3MF8)
Cursing in English is like wiping your ass with Chinese silk.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:48 PM (ZeU0J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
He was sort of a blues child prodigy back in the early '90's. My thoughts were, "meh, over-hyped". But he seems to have stuck to it. More power to him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 10:53 PM (miJU3)
Toilet paper is the only thing that flushes well after you wipe with it. Paper towels don't flush. Napkins don't flush. Cloth doesn't flush. Baby wipes claim to be flushable on the package, but that's a lie; they don't flush well.
If you're wiping with anything besides toilet paper, don't try to flush it. Put it in your bathroom wastebasket and take it out on trash pick-up day.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:55 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Fred Baumann at March 24, 2020 12:45 AM (mo/1j)
This one I find even more fun because 'a kitten!!!!!11!'
https://tinyurl.com/bvdw3yk
Posted by: micky at March 24, 2020 08:54 AM (3byMq)
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