Quarantine Cafe


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1 Dogs and kitties!

Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2020 08:21 PM (vd8XM)

2 Firsties againses?

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (IKoNu)

3 Those aren't puppies, the are ducklings.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (1g7ch)

4 Hey ace and everybody.
Let's all share our worst experiences with Coronavirus. I'll start:

Coronavirus ate my Wendy's chili!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)

5 th

Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:22 PM (G/Q6j)

6 Doh! Tried to get too cute!

And yes, thanks Ace for all the sidebar pet links lately. Granted, they seem to be covered in alot of dust and allergens but the smiles have been very welcome.

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (IKoNu)

7 puppehs!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)

8 Just stumbled in...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (HuH1F)

9 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog? Getting some family planning done, and I thought the child should at least be old enough to appreciate the animal, preferably caring for it themselves.

Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)

10 Willowed from last thread, detailed information about hospital treatments for COV-19

Want to know nuts and bolts about hospital treatment of COV-19, this resource is useful. It is part of the Internet Book of Critical Care (IBCC)

Doc responsible for this page is Dr. Josh Farkas, Assoc. Professor of Pulmonology and Critical Care, Univ. of VT, Med. School. It has other pages but a new one specifically covering treatment of COV-19 updated as of March 22nd is below. Has nary a political bent and no predictions on deaths etc. Just how you might be treated by a doctor, including diagnosis, prognosis, care, treatment, etc. Guy has an audio podcast on it as well. CT, xray, etc images also included along with cites (most hyperlinked) to the original studies on COV-19 etc.

https://emcrit.org/ibcc/COVID19/

Posted by: whig at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (EUDB2)

11 ace, I'm surprised you haven't linked this in the sidebar yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skA4GhVX7k

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

12 Very nice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

13 Always nice to hear about rescues.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ONvIw)

14 You doing OK, Ace?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

15 Son was six. Sister was three and meeting the puppeh is her oldest memory

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (9TdxA)

16 Is it True NY is seeing a 28% infection rate and they think it's because of mass transit.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

17 Jake Tapper looks down on your feel good stories with his mirror practiced stern face...

Posted by: Boswell at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (32YRo)

18 I wanted to be able to watch that first video all the way through, but could not deal with her saying "like" every other word. Glad she rescued the kitty, though.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (Do5/p)

19 Yeah, ace, consistent with maintaining anonymity and some location uncertainty, any shopping reports or other anecdotes from the end times in your AO?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (El6T/)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

21 All the people in the videos are better than PITA.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

22 DiBlasio didn't shut down schools soon enough. That and subways

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9TdxA)

23 I'm not an animal lover (although I love kitteh videos), but why would anyone dump kittens in the trash? SMH.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)

24 so In Latin is "V" a consonant or a vowel
and how is it pronounced?

duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)

25 Good evening

Posted by: A lotta nerve at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (JdcHc)

26 9 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog? Getting some family planning done, and I thought the child should at least be old enough to appreciate the animal, preferably caring for it themselves.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)

I don't remember not having a dog, My kids grew up with them too. We had no problems, and the dogs were family pets and as the grew up we all worked on dog care together. My younger got a doggo as soon as dorm life turned into apartment living, my older will be petting a pup in April.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (ONvIw)

27 13
Always nice to hear about rescues.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (ONvIw)

It really is. But for some reason I just can't watch the ones with dogs, even if they have a happy ending. I have to stick with the wildlife ones.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (6ofTb)

28
DiBlasio didn't shut down schools soon enough. That and subways

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9TdxA)

Oh, and let's hold a Chinese New Year Parade to stick it to the haters!

Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (nRNOc)

29 Can we haz quarantinis?

We're planning a Virtual Happy Hour for this Friday at work. We're already all on ZOOM anyway, having worked from home for years.

Man, if I had money to invest right now...ZOOM.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (KxVoZ)

30 I could have been first, but then I thought - you know, I should let Bruce get first.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

31 I love Quarantine !

I had a decoder I sent for through the mail and the message when you worked it out was Be Sure To Drink Your Quarantine. That was the tits.

Posted by: Joe Where The Fuck Am I Biden at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (4aBLK)

32 Ace - Are you dating a gal involved in some rescue organization?
cuz I can totes understand what you're doing here..
Otherwise.. maybe you are trying to kick the shelving habit??

Videos are cute though.. I do watch them all the way through..
.............
BTW - my daughter does media stuff for a midwest lab rescue.. it's hard NOT to adopt some of these mutts!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (CjFDo)

33 so In Latin is "V" a consonant or a vowel
and how is it pronounced?
duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)


Vow really?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)

34 ace, it's just we are worried. IDK how to find Snake Plissken.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

35 16 Is it True NY is seeing a 28% infection rate and they think it's because of mass transit.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

What would you expect? Anyone who's been on rush hour subways would expect this.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ONvIw)

36 All the people in the videos are better than PITA.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)


What about HUMMUS?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ZQYQy)

37 You know who needs a rescue?

Posted by: US ECONOMY at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (fNWtj)

38 Senator Kennedy from LA cracks me up. How did 'some of these politicians make it thru the birth canal'.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (XG6D3)

39 Naan > Pita

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (KxVoZ)

40 In Latin is "V"a consonant or a vowel?

It's a number. 5.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (o1fzk)

41 trev006:

I'm biased, but I've always thought you should always have a dog. Probably because the only time in my life I didn't was a 6 month period in apartments before we bought our home. And our housewarming gift to each other was dogs. =)

We had a 120lb Malamute that would circle nose to tail around our kids when they were on the bed and taught them to howl properly. She also trained our oldest to fetch things from the bar for her. And with a hauling harness and a sled, I never had to haul them up the hill in the snow!

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (IKoNu)

42 Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)

43 I've never seen that much butt sniffing at a family reunion.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (xPl2J)

44 OK, this sucks.

Got the new 4K Monitor in and set up but new computer does not get here until tomorrow.

It was supposed to get here today.

I blame Coronas for me not being able to play games and watch stuff in 4K!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

45 Holy Crap, a litter of twelve?!? You're a good mom, Bess. Nice to see her pups are all receiving copious amounts of love.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ch6++)

46 So are Americans gonna know that Pelosi is holding up emergency relief, or is this like whenever Democrats do anything bad that the only people who know are the people who read/watch/listen to conservative media?

Posted by: Iasonas at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (ZMtsZ)

47 puppies

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

48 I have pizza to my door deliveries. And it should be here any minute!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (KxVoZ)

49 We can get beer and wine delivered, but not vodka.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (+fPHo)

50 Les Kinetic, liquor delivery purchasing was actually legalized here in California over CV just recently.

So that's ONE thing Newsome got right...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

51 The link for Dr Farkas is good. It's a lot like what my chest xrays and ct scans look like. I will always have the scarring but my O2 levels are good since I've been on Advair. You really don't want to have your lungs screwed up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (Lqy/e)

52 Liberals: Mass Transit is Good!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (o1fzk)

53 Retard Kort just dumped the last thread.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (KNsKs)

54 Of course Ace is ok, hes under house arrest like a lot of us

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)

55 Garlic naan > naan > pita

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (r1kPE)

56 Liberals: Mass Transit is Good!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (o1fzk)


Also liberals:
Shitting on the sidewalk is fine and dandy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

57 In our little town our hospitals are less full than normal. This is from a lab technician working on the front lines of the testing. But our governor decided to shut the state down any way.

Color me suspicious

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (7ZQe3)

58 Kitten video is adorable. I admire the young lady who gave them so much care, attention and love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (WI7YS)

59 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (arJlL)

60 >>43
Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries? Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)

No, but I do have about six bottles of decent scotch free to a good home. Moved in, was told that scotch was a favorite among neighbors, hosted a few times, learned that they were liberal weenises, hate scotch myself.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (QgtlX)

61 On naan vs. pita, it's all about the freshness. Have never been to Indya, but a fresh pita just taken out of a small clay oven ..... wow. Of course, same-same for all baked items. Tortillas right off the griddle, croissants right out of the oven.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

62 What's the best age your child should be before
buying a dog? Getting some family planning done, and I thought the child
should at least be old enough to appreciate the animal, preferably
caring for it themselves.

Posted by: trev006

.............
Heh.. "family planning".. look.. shit just happens when it happens.. go with it.. I have never regretted one single day or decision..

but.. we were "hippies"! (not really.. but I was a musician along with a day job and we sure looked the part!)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (CjFDo)

63 The trolls are gleeful over corona.Such great Americans.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (KNsKs)

64
Sen. Kennedy (the good one) on Tucker was riot:

More charitable Americans will say, yes there are good people in Congress, but what are they good for? The less charitable will ask how did these morons manage to make it through the birth canal?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (f1Vqw)

65 Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 

Nah I tell them to just pour it down the gutter.


Blech

Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (fNWtj)

66 Willowed from last thread,


Why do that? This is a new thread. If anyone cared they would read the old thread. This is the Quarantine Cafe.

Don't bring you shit forward. Leave it behind. Life goes on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2020 08:32 PM (gd9RK)

67
Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries? Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)

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check out an app called Drizly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)

68 50 Les Kinetic, liquor delivery purchasing was actually legalized here in California over CV just recently.

So that's ONE thing Newsome got right...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Damn, I remember growing up in Cali we could get liquor delivered. Mainly because one of my good friends just happened to be a delivery boy.

Musta got changed somewhen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (NgKpN)

69 Or khachapurri done old-school in cast iron forms right in the coals of a fireplace on a cool rainy night (Georgian stuffed cheese bread). With little scorch marks on it. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)

70 https://emcrit.org/ibcc/COVID19/
Posted by: whig at March 23, 2020 08:24 PM (EUDB2)

Thanks for this.

I've come down with what is probably a cold and I've been searching for info on cold vs COVID-19 symptoms.

Nothing I've seen is proof positive that I don't have the beer bug, but I think it's almost certainly just a cold.

So with all my hand washing and sanitizer using, I still get a cold.

Makes me wonder whether the common cold has similar transmissibility to beer bug.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (9hauA)

71 This will probably net a lot of angry responses. So be it. But this needs to go out as some food for thought:

Yes, I know, there is a lot of anger that the United States isn't manufacturing exactly 100% of the world's goods, and that manufacturing should be the 80% of the economy that isn't government. (And in all seriousness, I agree that certain industries should be closer to home - whether or not Red China let loose the WUHAN virus purposefully, their woeful response is an indicator that in regards to the medical world, we cannot reliably do business with them.) And I suppose there is something that can be done on the federal level to make the country more competitive for business.

HOWEVER - I think a lot of people are forgetting the local level. Think about it. How many businesses have been run out of town by inept, incompetent, or hostile local governments? How many businesses would be HAPPY to make things here, but are hamstrung by local regulations, local officials wanting what amount to bribes, potential employees that would be great if they weren't poorly educated by local schools, etc. What about states that, for instance, do not have Right To Work laws (though that number is thankfully declining little by little)?

And as we are seeing now, the United States does not have a unitary government. Much of what you see being done to the country at present comes from local officials who are more than happy to run the economy into the ground.

Just some thoughts I have as I recline here in my study. Flame away.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)

72 Vmom, it depends on which Latin you are learning.

Classical Latin attempts to teach the language like we think the Romans spoke it. Ecclesiastical Latin uses the English pronunciations. So classical says it's a w, but the Church uses the v pronunciation.

Hope that helps!

Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (D22jJ)

73 No, but I do have about six bottles of decent scotch free to a good home. Moved in, was told that scotch was a favorite among neighbors, hosted a few times, learned that they were liberal weenises, hate scotch myself.
Posted by: Zod

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Your Most Gracious Zod, where does the line form?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Y4EXg)

74 >>Tortillas right off the griddle, Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

This. There is absolutely no comparison between a homemade tortilla and the store-bought discs.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (QgtlX)

75 Fucking Inslee

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (6ofTb)

76 What's the best age your child should be before

buying a dog?


You should make them wait for weeks, months, preferably 6 or 7 years.


Also animals have germs so avoid them.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (mw1Wz)

77 After 2 weeks of this quarantine crap the country is going to go nuts. Except for the basement dwelling soibois

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7ZQe3)

78 Yeah, garlic naan.

Or onion kulcha.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (El6T/)

79 Lard flour tortillas are best tortillas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (r1kPE)

80
I have difficulty watching vids like that because of how they start.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (G51Gf)

81 These vids need more sweater.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (LWu6U)

82
Dutchess had to go to the vet today for evaluation. She's been unsteady in her rear and showing derpitude.

Because she's epileptic she's been on phenobarbital and potassium bromide for the last year. The vet said her dosage may need adjusting. She was also hypoglycemic, which may have contributed.

Hoping we can get this sorted out this week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7rVsF)

83 check out an app called Drizly.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (G51Gf)

Or Shizzle.

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (fNWtj)

84 >>Your Most Gracious Zod, where does the line form? Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Y4EXg)

I'll be at the NoVaMoMe with all the other face-lickers. Actually, her scheduling secretary informs me that Mrs. Zod will also be attending. So if you show up there, I'll bring them.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (QgtlX)

85 Do any of u morons have whiskey-to-your-door deliveries?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:29 PM (+fPHo)


There are multiple liquor stores that will deliver near me, but they're in the next town over and can't cross city lines.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

86
Tucker mentioned all the shit the Dems are trying to put in this stimulus bill. But the Free Trade Uber Alles cuck class are felating their donors too, trying to put shit in there to strip out the "buy American" provisions for companies getting bailouts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (f1Vqw)

87 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (9hauA)

Chique, they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom, so if that happens...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (G546f)

88 Kittehs so cute.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (XG6D3)

89 And as we are seeing now, the United States does not have a unitary government. Much of what you see being done to the country at present comes from local officials who are more than happy to run the economy into the ground.

Just some thoughts I have as I recline here in my study. Flame away.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)

You will note, that almost every ORDER to shut down a State, or City, has come from a Democrat.

Think on that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (NgKpN)

90 A blast from the past classic pet video...

https://tinyurl.com/43j2pgl

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (l3+k2)

91 I hate the 8p Jersey curfew most of all, turdball Murphy

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (ONvIw)

92 it's really diabolical the way nature has made baby animals so cute

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)

93
so In Latin is "V" a consonant or a vowel

and how is it pronounced?

duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding

Posted by: vmom

...............
Only pussies and libtards use that form of Latin..
Veni, Vidi Vici?
Or wani, weedi weechi?
Gimme a frick'n break!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (CjFDo)

94 Hiya Zodster !

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (arJlL)

95 Because I'm losing already precious IQ points for every day in quarantine, I'm watching dumb SF "stuck in space" flicks. "Event Horizon" is on now.

Good actors playing dumb characters, needlessly baroque interiors - the power generator in the walkway between sections of the ship has rotating blades like in a meat grinder, hatches have teeth, etc.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

96 chique - persistent dry cough, fever, shortness of breath.

If you have typical cold symptoms, then I'd say no chance.

But I are not an internet doctor. But those are the key symptoms up there above.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)

97 SOD

Posted by: Sod at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (fNWtj)

98 Now Playing: One Live Badger

Tasty stuff. Traffic meets The Allman Brothers meets Yes (due to the presence of former Yes-man Tony Kaye)

One of the great one-album wonders. Cool trivia: the album was recorded while Badger were opening for Yes on the shows that were recorded for the YesSongs movie (but not the live album of the same name.)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/twd3yb5


Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (KxVoZ)

99 Fucking Inslee
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (6ofTb)

My son is an honor student and used to attend elementary school in Washington state. Our governor, however, is an idiot.

Posted by: Cybercipher at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Xawuy)

100 What about HUMMUS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:28 PM (ZQYQy)

Babaganoush is where it's at.

Positive development from lock down : more restaurants in my area are delivering via Door Dash. Even Wawa!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (9hauA)

101 >>Dutchess had to go to the vet today for evaluation. She's been unsteady in her rear and showing derpitude.

Duchess, no "T", was the name of my first dog when I was a kid. $5 pet shop mutt. Also one of the smartest dogs I've ever seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

102 Quarantine Cafe
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Say, does this place have wi-fi?

*fumbles with iDoodle*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (xSo9G)

103 I'll be at the NoVaMoMe with all the other face-lickers. Actually, her scheduling secretary informs me that Mrs. Zod will also be attending. So if you show up there, I'll bring them.
Posted by: Zod

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So it is written.

So it shall be.

(I'm am bring the Mrs. also. I've tried to let her know what she is in for.)

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)

104 it's really diabolical the way nature has made baby animals so cute
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)

We've been told many times on this blog that Nature wants to kill you and chew on your liver. So using cute animals as bait to get you out of your house is an excellent strategy.

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (IKoNu)

105 check out an app called Drizly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM
(G51Gf)
Or Shizzle.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg

Or Jizzly. Tee hee.

Posted by: Drink Like Mayor Pete at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (XUu4G)

106
Is this Ace's way of telling us he's expecting a litter?

Posted by: MHK at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (iQIUe)

107 My son is an honor student and used to attend elementary school in Washington state. Our governor, however, is an idiot.
Posted by: Cybercipher at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (Xawuy)

I'm actually surprised it took him this long.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (6ofTb)

108 These fucks here are sending out those screeching cell phone warnings about the WuFlu and to SIP.

Fucking assholes closed the local lake now, so no fishing either.

sheesh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)

109
What's that song that goes turn on your heart light?

WTF is a heart light??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)

110 I should get another ration of my scotch tonight, and keep hoping PresidentTrump will put his foot down no longer than 2 weeks.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (ZCEU2)

111 Where is the video of the Biden presser? Link please.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (+fPHo)

112 Grilled up a playter of carne puerco - it's the platter with a bladder, a real pisser!!

Posted by: getting the banned back together around the weber at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (4f9tA)

113 Chique, they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom, so if that happens...
Posted by: vmom 2020

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Well that stinks.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Y4EXg)

114 Hope that helps!
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (D22jJ)

thanks Catherine!
I'm learning it for when I time travel back 3000 years

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (G546f)

115 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the way or slightly constricted.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Where is the video of the Biden presser? Link please.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 23, 2020

He's on dial-up give it time.

Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (fNWtj)

117 WTF is a heart light??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)

Pacemaker battery warning?

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (BAsqb)

118 Quarantine Cafe

One day while I was eating beans at Quarantine Cafe
Just sittin' diggin' all the scenes at Quarantine Cafe
A chick came walkin' through the door
That I had never seen before
At least I never saw her down at Quarantine Cafe
And I started shakin'
when she sat right down next to me

https://bit.ly/33HDhiT

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Do5/p)

119 My next door neighbor, who is an awesome guy, got tired of not being able to find chicken at the grocery store.


So he went to Tractor Supply and bought a bunch of chicks, baby ducks and baby turkeys to raise.

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (JaLUs)

120 >>the power generator in the walkway between sections
of the ship has rotating blades like in a meat grinder, hatches have
teeth, etc. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Are you saying that there's only *one* switch that controls *all* the airlocks in this spaceship that's the size of Idaho?!?!"

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (QgtlX)

121
Where is the video of the Biden presser? Link please.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

=======

https://youtu.be/MbNk-ryOEE4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (G51Gf)

122 Pic of a female newsreader at the supermarket

https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

123 OMG, they went ahead with the Biden thing? Hilarious and appalling at the same time.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (El6T/)

124 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog? Getting some family planning done, and I thought the child should at least be old enough to appreciate the animal, preferably caring for it themselves.
Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2020 08:23 PM (XVDyO)


When the kid is old enough to hold down a job and save their earnings I figure they can get a dog if they want.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

125 Here Comes Alice


https://tinyurl.com/tgqtn6d

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (D2IX6)

126 The supermarkets here aren't even really overloaded anymore.

There's just no toilet paper.

Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (vmRc0)

127 What's that song that goes turn on your heart light?



WTF is a heart light??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 08:38 PM (RTz+9)

Neil Diamond wrote the song after seeing ET the Extraterrestrial.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (xPl2J)

128 Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:36 PM (El6T/)

Thanks. It feels like allergies, but that's how my colds usually present. I never have problems during pollen season.

The nose and eye itching truly sucks.

I was on a web conference with clients today and it was so cute, their concern about me being a little sick. I wonder if they were thinking - I hope she doesn't have coronavirus or we'll be screwed.

My other high maintenance but much loved client was also like, we better allow you to rest. LOL.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)

129 WI is shutting down. The order comes down tomorrow. We don't know much. However, employees deemed essential are being given special documentation by their employers. I've seen examples from 2 different local employers. The language is different enough that I'm not sure the State gave them text to print out on their letterhead. The clear thrust is the same: the documents are to be shown to someone upon request to prove the bearer is deemed essential and can be on the roads. One set of docs even called itself a "driving pass".


The gist of the shutdown, as it appears to be coming tomorrow, does not require these documents. They are saying people can go to pharmacies, grocery stores etc. there aren't enough cops to rigorously check that many people in motion. My guess is that the employer documents are designed in case things get taken to the next level. Martial law or some equivalent. Perhaps the national Guard called up and manning roadblocks and checkpoints? I'm not sure what form that would take.


Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I heard, we have had 3 deaths.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)

130 What's the best age your child should be before
buying a dog?

When he has his own health insurance and can support a dog.


It's your dog, not the kids' dog. You are responsible and the dog knows it. The dog likes the kids, but she's super obvious about whose dog she is. So if YOU want a dog get one, don't think bbn it's the kid's dog. And you'll love it.

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (nRWPy)

131
So he went to Tractor Supply and bought a bunch of chicks, baby ducks and baby turkeys to raise.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall

Tell him thanks!

Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (kcZr2)

132 thanks Catherine!
I'm learning it for when I time travel back 3000 years
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (G546f)

LOL. I learned Classical Latin in public high school, and now I'm trying to teach the mini mackerel snappers Ecclesiastical Latin. Switching back and forth accidentally between the pronunciations annoys my kiddos, so bonus points!

Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (D22jJ)

133 So, what is it when you feel like you have something
stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like
something's in the way or slightly constricted.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

I've had that. Honestly, for me it was an anxiety issue.

Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (nRNOc)

134 115 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

it's called dysphagia
could have any number of reas
for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)

135 24 so In Latin is "V" a consonant or a vowel
and how is it pronounced?

duolingo says it's sort of "w" sounding
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:27 PM (G546f)

it's both, depending on context. But most texts I've seen printed/online have the courtesy of rendering the vowel uses as u's and consonant (w) uses as v's. However, there are some documents I saw translated which were written in lower case and all v/u were u(!) I think some inscriptions in capital case use all V's.

So 'vulnus' (wound) is 'wool-nuss', and 'vendi, vidi, vici' is pronounced "wendy, weedy, weeky" (approximately.)

Later latin renders them as a v sound, and in particular the English form of Latin uses 'v' sounds except where they are vowel uses, in which case it's a u sound (uh for short, oo for long.)

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (IB++I)

136 Keep in mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I heard, we have had 3 deaths.

And you want to keep it that low, like Japan did; and not like New York City did in February.

Is this hard to grasp? Please tell me that this is not hard to grasp.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (ykYG2)

137 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog?

According to pediatricians, children younger than 3 to 4 years should not be allowed to play with pets unsupervised because they are not mature enough to control their anger or aggression and could hurt the pet. Children younger than 10 years are not able to completely care for a pet on their own. Most important: parents should model appropriate care for pets because children in any age group learn about pet care by watching their parents' behavior.

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (pPNCa)

138 Pic of a female newsreader at the supermarket



https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)


Maybe she always dresses like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (ZQYQy)

139 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)


Man, you really want to leave that question here? On this here webzine??

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)

140 There are 4 deaths in Wisconsin from the Wuhan Flu

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)

141 I hope, when all this dies down, we can *really* put the hurt on China. Bigly. These backward-ass commie lung fuckers keep churning out pandemic viruses every few years, accidentally or otherwise. Who the hell knows. Time to string them up by the road belt.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (XUu4G)

142 LOL...just saw the nark number to call if you think your employer is skirting the shelter in place....people are pissed they have to work!

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (/6GbT)

143 Pic of a female newsreader at the supermarket



https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

This is relevant to my interests.

Posted by: Goldfinger at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (BAsqb)

144 It could be steakhouse syndrome.

Drink some milk.

Or slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

145 The supermarkets here aren't even really overloaded anymore.

There's just no toilet paper.
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (vmRc0)

I went to an African store yesterday and they had TP. I think non-traditional stores may be a good bet when looking for stuff. It seems places like Costco and Wally World are the first to be raided.

My cousin in CA was telling me about the lines just to get into their Costco and thst he said screw it to waiting in line for 4 hours and went to a regular grocery store.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)

146 If you eat a Chinese Virus, two minutes later you're hungry again.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (r757R)

147 Tell him thanks!
Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (kcZr2)


----------------------


They're in a building at the moment but yeah...

Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (JaLUs)

148 Muad'dib I don't think anywhere in the country is doing any kind of wide enforcement. A few cases of breaking up big public gatherings (geniuses!), I think, that's it.

Check with others here who've been under the crushing tyranny of the shutdowns, and who've survived (I think we have survivors, not sure).

And liquor stores and gun stores are exempted, so the real pillars of our civilization seem OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)

149 Levin just aired Susan Collins putting it to the demonrats on the Senate floor.

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)

150 I was already set with food supplies so I went out this evening to fill the rest of the necessaries - booze! A couple of cases of beer, several bottles of wine, liquor, snackies - I am set for a good long sit and work from home.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)

151 The Doomsdayers are still calling the shots

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)

152
Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)


(types) (deletes)

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2)

153 it's called dysphagia

could have any number of reas

for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)

That too.

Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (nRNOc)

154 it's called dysphagia
could have any number of reas
for example, throat irritation from reflux is a fairly common one
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:43 PM (G546f)


I will buy the reflux part, I did feel like things were pushing upward most of the evening and all night last night.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)

155 149
Levin just aired Susan Collins putting it to the demonrats on the Senate floor.

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)


I suspect the Democrats may just have Kavanaughed themselves once more.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)

156 So I spent eight hours in class today, I have to take a 175 question final exam tonight, then a half day of class tomorrow. THIS SHOULD BE FUN

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (BAsqb)

157 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM


I don't know. That would be a first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

158 >>What's that song that goes turn on your heart light?

WTF is a heart light??


"Apparently you're too young to know."
--- E.T.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (bDqIh)

159 Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I heard, we have had 3 deaths.

---

THIS. And in a state of 5 M people. Is this the new standard now? A virus comes through and we shut down the country for 3 months every year?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)

160 141 I hope, when all this dies down, we can *really* put the hurt on China. Bigly. These backward-ass commie lung fuckers keep churning out pandemic viruses every few years, accidentally or otherwise.

Maybe this is the reason behind what Trump is doing with going along with crashing the economy. Maybe this is the "resetting" of things. China has gotten away with this shit for long enough and this was the only way to wake people up and go with him on putting the hurt on China.

Considering that when he ordered the travel ban from China, everyone called it "racist", it was going to take something this big to wake people up to China being our enemy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)

161 Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)

Wow, that KGB cook seems to have done me a favor...

Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (BAsqb)

162 I suspect the Democrats may just have Kavanaughed themselves once more.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)


It's their egos. They can't suppress the desire to let their freak flags fly, or to shut up and put aside their desire to "get" Trump in order to achieve a larger victory.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (SgjGX)

163 LOL. I learned Classical Latin in public high school, and now I'm trying to teach the mini mackerel snappers Ecclesiastical Latin. Switching back and forth accidentally between the pronunciations annoys my kiddos, so bonus points!
Posted by: Catherine at March 23, 2020 08:42 PM (D22jJ)

Good for you and them!

I always admired those who can learn other languages, especially Latin since so much builds from it. I can write code in 20+ languages, but never had the knack for learning spoken languages. My kid taking Spanish knows any question he offers with a "que" in it just gets "no habla" or "je ne sais pas."

Posted by: Cold Rage at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (IKoNu)

164 161 Here in Wisconsin, in the USA, we are on the
edge of needing special "driving passes" to leave our homes. Keep in
mind, we have about 400 Wuhan Lung AIDS cases in the whole state. Last I
heard, we have had 3 deaths.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:41 PM (2z133)

Wow, that KGB cook seems to have done me a favor...
Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:47 PM (BAsqb)

And the Gov of Wisconsin?

Do I even need to look to see if he / she / it is a Dem?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

165 157
So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your
throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the
way or slightly constricted.
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:39 PM
It could be the cap to a Bic pen that you were chewing on earlier.
However, do not be alarmed. Bic designed pen caps with the little hole at the top so that people who accidentally swallowed them would still be able to breathe.
Still, pen-cap stuck in your throat.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (QgtlX)

166 Chique, they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom, so if that happens...
Posted by: vmom 2020

Yeah, my boss told me that today. Sense of smell still intact, thank God.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)

167
On the way home we picked up some take-out barbequed brisket and sausage with baked beans and potato salad. Just trying to help these little businesses a bit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (7rVsF)

168 Mikey - you mean take one house of Congress, and not lose nearly as much as you should of another? As happened after Kavanaugh.

I think the Dems could handle that kind of backlash.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)

169 Jake Hussein O'Tapper, mmm, mmm, mmm...

Posted by: klaftern at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (RuIsu)

170 Note, San Antonio Texas, the ONLY place in Texas run by a Liberal?

They are being ordered to stay home.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

171 >
And you want to keep it that low, like Japan did; and not like New York City did in February.

Is this hard to grasp? Please tell me that this is not hard to grasp.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2020


I must have missed it when Japan shut their entire economy down. Closing nearly every business. Oh wait, they didn't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (2z133)

172 It could be the cap to a Bic pen that you were chewing on earlier.
However, do not be alarmed. Bic designed pen caps with the little hole at the top so that people who accidentally swallowed them would still be able to breathe.
Still, pen-cap stuck in your throat.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (QgtlX)


Working from home and only have a click style pen.

Good guess, tho.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

173

A two hour press conference. Q and A after Q and A, on the fly.

That's what a real BOSS looks like.

And that Race Bannon guy sounds pretty good, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (EL4ni)

174 The supermarkets here aren't even really overloaded anymore.

There's just no toilet paper.
Posted by: Allie
--------

Went by Walmart today to pick up some meds for a very sick friend. It was a bit busy, but hardly mobbed. There seemed to be no shortage of anything anyone might actually need...except ammo.

Pro tip: If you're worried about future events, buy a 28 gauge, or a .410...or resign yourself to .22 short, because except for 12 ga. 7 1/2's and 8's, that's all that was left.

Funny thing about that, if home defense ones concern, 7 1/2's would do just fine, maybe better than all of that 00 that people feel compelled to buy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (CDGwz)

175 Guess before I say too much, I should check everyone's temperature...

How's it going here, on the ol' AoSHQ? Everyone chillin' or is everyone's hair on fire?

More than the usual suspects, I mean?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)

176 Note, San Antonio Texas, the ONLY place in Texas run by a Liberal?

They are being ordered to stay home.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)


Dallas is in lockdown. Austin is a liberal shithole, but don't know anything about what they're doing.

Our governor is still using a cool head about things.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

177 Levin just aired Susan Collins putting it to the demonrats on the Senate floor.



Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (AJwk0)


I suspect the Democrats may just have Kavanaughed themselves once more.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 08:45 PM (D2IX6)

Happened with the impeachment trial too. Collins was considered one of the possible Republicans that may have been convinced to vote to convict on at least one of the two articles. The House managers let loose on insults to the Senate, including senators by name, and on Roberts, and any chance they had with her was gone.

Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (nRNOc)

178 Don't know if legal but can I just do one small correction from the last post?

The three networks did not "comply" with Rachel Maddow's suggestion to not broadcast Trump pressers. The three networks decided it first, then used their mouthpiece MSDNC to get the idea "out there" with an "explanation" before officially pulling the plug.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (uEbPt)

179 Thanks for the kitten video, it's nice to see a happy story with all the DOOM going on, and it's nicer to see some people's better nature.

And I hope whomever dumped them in the trash can gets the Chinese Lung AIDS

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (qAR6u)

180 We have the whole state of Pennsylvania shut down for 3 deaths

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (ZCEU2)

181 >

And the Gov of Wisconsin?

Do I even need to look to see if he / she / it is a Dem?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48



Dem, of course. In active coordination with dem govs in MN and MI,

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (2z133)

182 >>So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the way or slightly constricted.


Verklempt
(If you got that feeling from watching the doggie and kitty videos)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2020 08:50 PM (bDqIh)

183 Collins sounds 90 yrs old. If that's her bringing it....sheesh

Posted by: LOL at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (fNWtj)

184 I hope, when all this dies down, we can *really* put the hurt on China. Bigly. These backward-ass commie lung fuckers keep churning out pandemic viruses every few years, accidentally or otherwise. Who the hell knows. Time to string them up by the road belt.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:44 PM (XUu4G)

Yup.....time for the commie gangsters to go bye bye.

Regime change is needed in China. Why they insist on following a dead old lazy bastard's idea (Karl Marx) is beyond me.

Communism needs to be banished to the dust bin of history.

First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)

185 Chilling. But angry at the media. They are barbarians and evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

186 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (CDGwz)

I've got a grip of 7.62x54R. Good for shooting the bad guy, the three bad guys behind him, and their getaway car with one bullet

Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (BAsqb)

187 I do not care about cases or even deaths increasing by 1/2 or 2/3 over the previous week. How does this compare to the seasonal flu increase WEEK OVER WEEK???? I know the influenza strain differs from year to year but is this virus worse than BAD AND UNUSUAL flu viruses, especially when pharmaceuticals miss which yearly strain of flu to innoculate for?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (E3FAu)

188 "Susan Collins putting it to the demonrats on the Senate floor"

*jacking off motion*

She gives those depraved fucks oxygen or an ally most of the time.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (XUu4G)

189 Well, WA state is now under stay-at-home order. Hubs is essential so he'll still be working. Not sure what's going to happen with me though. Work from home, I imagine, although I don't know how that's going to work when virtually everything I do is paper driven.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (6ofTb)

190
A two hour press conference. Q and A after Q and A, on the fly.



That's what a real BOSS looks like.



And that Race Bannon guy sounds pretty good, too.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (EL4ni)


Joe Biden: That's nothing. I just spent two hours picking my nose

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (ZQYQy)

191 On the way home we picked up some take-out barbequed brisket and sausage with baked beans and potato salad. Just trying to help these little businesses a bit.
Posted by: Hadrian
----

You're killing me here. I'm going to have a frozo-meal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (CDGwz)

192 they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom

Also can precede a stroke.
Just in case there wasn't already enough to worry about.

Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (G/Q6j)

193 Hoping we can get this sorted out this week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:34 PM (7rVsF)

May be inappropriate Hadrian, but nonetheless, prayers up for you all.
Been there, done that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

194 I must have missed it when Japan shut their entire economy down. Closing nearly every business. Oh wait, they didn't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM

Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.

https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)

195 For penance I will post a nice hi res pic of Coffee Girl from the Saturday morning thread:

https://tinyurl.com/wnflwob

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uEbPt)

196 I just dumped a long time friend on Facebook for posting an appalling rant on the subject or Orangemanbad.

I'm out of patience with the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

197 they were saying today that losing your sense of smell could be a symptom

Also can precede a stroke.
Just in case there wasn't already enough to worry about.
Posted by: db at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (G/Q6j)

It also happens with hydrogen sulfide exposure.

Posted by: Vasily at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (BAsqb)

198 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your

throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the

way or slightly constricted.

Posted by: Sponge
....

I get this.. Globus matches the description of how I feel closest;
https://tinyurl.com/rmqax27
Drinking very cold water will sometimes ring this on and it will persist for hours.. see a gastro doc..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (CjFDo)

199 Off Soviet sock

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (BAsqb)

200 So, what is it when you feel like you have something stuck in your
throat and it's harder to swallow food? It feels like something's in the
way or slightly constricted.


It is coronavirus.


Wrap yourself in foil and plastic wrap , don't talk to anyone, quit your job, empty your bank account and report to the nearest Federal Sanitarium for processing.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (mw1Wz)

201 Fucking assholes closed the local lake now, so no fishing either.

sheesh
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)


Fishermen are known for gathering in large crowds. So, only way to be sure is to close the lakes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

202 Note, San Antonio Texas, the ONLY place in Texas run by a Liberal?



They are being ordered to stay home.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (NgKpN)

Most Texas cities are run by liberals. Hell some of the most strident lefty's against Trump are Texas reps. Certainly Austin, Houston, and Dallas are run by liberals.

Is there are Republican mayor of any major Texas city? South Texas is super blue too. Texas as a whole is still red but that is because large swaths of the state are still holding on against the increasingly blue areas that are growing at a fast rate.

Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (n13/j)

203
I've got a grip of 7.62x54R. Good for shooting the bad guy, the three bad guys behind him, and their getaway car with one bullet
Posted by: Vasily
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Probably fracture the engine block also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:53 PM (CDGwz)

204 Ladyl, good.

I gave up on Ken Levine's blog for the same thing a month ago. I'm sure right now all he can write about is how much he wants every Republican to get sick and die.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

205 For penance I will post a nice hi res pic of Coffee Girl from the Saturday morning thread: ...........
She can blow on my coffee anytime! IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (CjFDo)

206 How's it going here, on the ol' AoSHQ? Everyone chillin' or is everyone's hair on fire?

More than the usual suspects, I mean?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM


Hangin' low and ready to go, daddy-o.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (DMUuz)

207 tony evers (d) wisconsin guvner is a nazi penis sipper. his closet is stuffed with freshly pressed, brown shirts. nice job liberal mother f#$&ers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

208 More than the usual suspects, I mean?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12)


I'm more than a little pissed. Me and the shelter cat didn't get to share our usual breakfast bowl today. Couldn't get the gravy one - so had to get the meat lovers one. Well - that shit was just too greasy, and he's a little dude. So I didn't get to leave a few bits on the sly for him.

And I had to run to a job as well. Not happy. Not one bit.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (tjRMO)

209 Ace, I love these animal videos so much.


Love you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

210 Communism needs to be banished to the dust bin of history.

First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)

Key? Stop trading with Communist nations.

PERIOD.

Hell, I think trade policy and Foreign Aid should ALL be tied to whether they have, and follow, a US style bill of Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)

211 All I can say is wow.
https://tinyurl.com/uxy8g8v

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)

212 Well, I work in a supermarket here in WI, which Lord Evers(D) has deemed an essential business exempt from his official house arrest of the citizenry, so I guess I get to continue working.

I guess I'll find out when I go to work tomorrow morning.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (l3+k2)

213 Pic of a female newsreader at the supermarket

https://tinyurl.com/vsb3mgf
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)


Latinx or latex or whatever it is called.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (1g7ch)

214 My Trump-loving BFFs outside Atlanta needed cheering up. I sent this thread to them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

215 >How's it going here, on the ol' AoSHQ? Everyone chillin' or is everyone's hair on fire?



Diamond in the back
sunroof top
diggin' the scene with a gangster lean

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

216 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2020 08:54 PM (CjFDo)

I really do.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (uEbPt)

217
For penance I will post a nice hi res pic of Coffee Girl from the Saturday morning thread:

https://tinyurl.com/wnflwob



Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (uEbPt)

Got a link that doesn't require a sign in?

Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)

218 Well inspired by all your talk of cornbread I made some SOS with sausage and bacon on cornbread. Its pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

219 Funny thing, a few years ago, at a rifle match, two of the regulars who work construction had brought some kind of ballistic material they were using in building a guard booth or something - just to see how it did.

They put their AR rounds through it. Small, ragged holes, but holes.

Then I fired my Mosin-Nagant from the hip - yep, nice big clean hole. They noted the material was not rated for rifle (forget the "level" or nomenclature), they just did it for giggles.

Having bought years back, when very cheap, I have enough 54R to supply a company from a rifle division for an afternoon on the north edge of the Kursk bulge.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (El6T/)

220 I must have missed it when Japan shut their entire economy down. Closing nearly every business. Oh wait, they didn't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM

Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.

https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)
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Notably, Taiwan and Japan are island nations. A lot easier to control comings and goings.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (g8Yc+)

221 New Mexico gets shut down tomorrow. Governor "How can I screw up the state further" (D-NM) held a press conference to announce the cheery news just before the President's.

83 confirmed cases statewide so far,our great issue is the lack of ICU space in rural areas, which when you get down to it, is most of the state.

Be entertaining tomorrow, Moronic Horde, I'll be lurking from work in my "essential"job.

Posted by: jdw at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (Ep3u+)

222
When Delilah comes out of season and goes back out to the kennel, we won't have any house dogs for the first time in many years. Her Majesty and I are thinking (idly) of getting a cat or two

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (7rVsF)

223 Hell, I think trade policy and Foreign Aid should ALL be tied to whether they have, and follow, a US style bill of Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)


Good bye England and Canada

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (aS1PU)

224 Hey steak places are getting permission from the powers that be to sell you the raw steak they're not cooking. Texas Roadhouse in town near me got permission and is doing that.

I thought their prices would be better but they're about 10% above grocery store prices. Maybe they're dry aged? I might have to check it out. Steak is one thing I know I can do as good or better than any restaurant so I don't go to steak places normally.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (l6b3d)

225 My husband got home from work just in time for PDT's presser. He wanted to watch every second of it and loved it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

226 fucking assholes closed the local lake now, so no fishing either.

President Barrycade started that shit. Jug-Eared Daddy issues asshole did shit like that out of petulance and spite.



This too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (mw1Wz)

227 Got a link that doesn't require a sign in?
Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)


Didn't do that for me.....saw her pretty eyes.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

228 thanks, Radio Control Submarine Unit

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)

229 Well inspired by all your talk of cornbread I made some SOS with sausage and bacon on cornbread. Its pretty good.

Did you brown the hamburger, drain it, and then add it ? Lie if you must.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (tjRMO)

230 196 I just dumped a long time friend on Facebook for posting an appalling rant on the subject or Orangemanbad.

I'm out of patience with the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM

I am surprised that I have not been dropped by anyone on my list the past two weeks as I have been constantly posting links and blog posts from here and twitter posts that ace links and any info that I find in comments here. I must post about 50-100 things per day.

Either I have done a great job purging my list of any idiots or... I'm the idiot and everyone on my list has me on ignore.

The latter is probably a good possibility...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (Do5/p)

231 Funny thing, a few years ago, at a rifle match, two of the regulars who work construction had brought some kind of ballistic material they were using in building a guard booth or something - just to see how it did.
--------

Likely Ballistic plywood. Good enough for pistol rounds, but...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (CDGwz)

232 I understand why it's worth it for my state's governor to go full Totalitarian (he's term-limited), but I'm not sure why any blue governor who needs to be re-elected is in full SHUTDOWNMANIA mode.

Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (vmRc0)

233 I think it reasonable and prudent to maintain a stock of ammunition for every caliber firearm one has. It takes up very little space. I have a small amount of ammunition for weapons I don't have. A big box of 12 gauge, and .45-70 cartridges.

Should I make a pot of coffee, or not?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (bG/5x)

234 Communism needs to be banished to the dust bin of history.



First China, then Cuba. Let the Norks live in their deluded world, their animals anyway. No one does or will miss them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2020 08:51 PM (Z+IKu)



We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (ZQYQy)

235 I am issuing a stay at home order for people to be with their pets and get all the love they can

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)

236 Trump threw down the gauntlet. He will declare victory over the virus start of April. Dems will scramble to crush economy until then. Prepare for liberals to go nuts next few days. Well more nuts...

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:00 PM (+HZ1v)

237 Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
No just Kavanaughed themselves with the "reach-across-the-aisle" Republicans.


Note to Democrats: If you are ticking off Collins you are really f*cking this up, badly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (D2IX6)

238 rhomboid - We used some on a job for the county some years ago, forgetting the name right now, one guy took home a piece and it got sht with all kinds of firearms including my 75 cal smoothbore. Stopped ever pistol round but a carbine will go through it.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (ZCEU2)

239 232 I understand why it's worth it for my state's governor to go full Totalitarian (he's term-limited), but I'm not sure why any blue governor who needs to be re-elected is in full SHUTDOWNMANIA mode.
Posted by: Allie at March 23, 2020 08:59 PM (vmRc0)

They are going to argue that they saved MILLIONS of people by over reacting.

Its like Obama's Jobs created or SAVED bullcrap.

Impossible to prove, or disprove.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (NgKpN)

240 The puppy story warmed my heart, became all happy doggehs. Again, nice to see some good people in the world

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (qAR6u)

241 but I'm not sure why any blue governor who needs to be re-elected is in full SHUTDOWNMANIA mode.

Because there's no down side and only upside.

Not only do they gain control over the people and prevent backlash for "not doing enough" but it helps damage the economy hurting Trump and more importantly, makes them eligible for more of that sweet federal funding.

Why would they NOT shut the place down with those incentives?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

242 Got a link that doesn't require a sign in?

Posted by: my email? Not happening at March 23, 2020 08:56 PM (/LQkF)



Didn't do that for me.....saw her pretty eyes.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't have an IMGur account. Not gonna get one either.

Posted by: wouldn't be prudent at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (/LQkF)

243 Hell, I think trade policy and Foreign Aid should ALL be tied to whether they have, and follow, a US style bill of Rights.



Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)


No. Been seeing this all day. No. A thousand times no.

Promoting the Bill of Rights is how States Rights got trampled here. It was a shitty Domestic Policy. It would be an even worse International Policy.

No.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (tjRMO)

244 Mike H., no, it was some kind of synthetic paneling, not plywood. Probably Level I or something denoting "handgun calibers".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)

245 i do not think this mess will l last to May.

Posted by: Brunni at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (E3FAu)

246 Trip Report -- I did some shopping today. It was quite mellow. I hit a local Gulf Coast Winn Dixie, as I figured though their prices average a bit higher than WM they'd be less crowded.

Right on. Pretty well stocked, actually, though no paper products. Didn't matter to me, as I'm still well stocked. There was plenty of produce, which was a main goal.

Went to the bank, the beer and tobacco store, and Popeyes, where to my surprise even the dining room was still open. Still, I did drive thru.

Everyone was minding their distance, but I saw just one person wearing a mask. I used my 70% isopropyl alcohol rag liberally on the cart (and my hands after each visit).

It felt *almost* normal out there, though traffic was fairly light. And the county commissioners voted down a curfew yesterday, being pushed by the cop groups. That was kinda nice too.

Tomorrow, golf!

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4rgH)

247 So far the hardest part about working at home is my two crazy old lady kittehs (15 and 21), who are ecstatic that a human is around to provide treats.

My company has an amazing communications system and a VPN that has only dumped on me once. So my productivity is close to what it is at the office. Plus I have plenty of work, at least for this week. And since job sites are still active, and engineering and design are still going strong, we should be good to go for some time, as long as our lefty governor (Polis) doesn't do what lefty governors seem wont to do. So far he has been pretty reasonable, which shocked the hell out of me. (fingers crossed)

I find I do worse in the morning, when negative thoughts prevail. But then I venture outdoors for a bit and all seems well.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)

248 Good Evening, Horde. I've got to unload this 300lb slab of tree out of the bed of the truck. I hope my handcart can handle moving it afterwards.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (Df0qC)

249 238 Armorcore was it, looked up bulletproof drywall

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (ZCEU2)

250 I urge anyone under a shelter in place order to flagrantly violate it. I plan to do so early and often here in Denver. The duly appointed/elected/hired officials at every level of this government can suck every inch of my girthy American cock.

I stopped recognizing their authority as legitimate some time ago, anyway.

The fucking gall of these people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:03 PM (II2Y0)

251 Yeah supermarket here was fairly normal today,plenty of meat and eggs and produce.Inly the tp and paper towel aisle was stripped bare.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (KNsKs)

252 Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (tjRMO)

The US Bill of Rights was shitty Policy?

/points towards the border

Feel free.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (NgKpN)

253 My dog thinks he is Secret Agent Man everytime I throw a ball.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)

254 My dog thinks he is Secret Agent Man everytime I throw a ball.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)
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That he was given a number when they took away his name?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 09:05 PM (g8Yc+)

255 Skip, that may well have been it. Looked like a kind of drywall.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2020 09:05 PM (El6T/)

256
We have nearly 300 pounds of dog food on hand. The inventory manager at the PetSmart today said they're getting their food in fine and they've been determined to be an essential business.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (7rVsF)

257 We actually had brand name TP last on the floor for more than ten minutes unclaimed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (K04g6)

258 Looks like my favorite pizza shop is gonna get some nice lucre from Hannity and Carlson!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (sGotD)

259 Weird. I didn't realize that required a sign-in. Try this.

Coffee Girl:

https://tinyurl.com/rbwotr8

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

260 Good Evening, Horde. I've got to unload this 300lb slab of tree out of the bed of the truck. I hope my handcart can handle moving it afterwards.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Depending on your cart, maybe load it horizontally. It will be easier to control. Of course, this is assuming it is short enough to be maneuvered into the area you need it to go. I have a bunch of 3" thick slabs of black walnut and cherry - every time I need to move them they try to kill me. Be careful please.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (Y4EXg)

261 Anna Puma

You and the other workers holding up well?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

262 >
Be entertaining tomorrow, Moronic Horde, I'll be lurking from work in my "essential"job.
Posted by: jdw at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (Ep



This former resident of Rio Rancho wishes you nothing but the best.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (2z133)

263 The US Bill of Rights was shitty Policy?



/points towards the border
Feel free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (NgKpN)


The Anti-Federalists argued against it. They argued specifically against the 10th - the notion that anything would be restricted to the Federal. The Anti-Federalists stated that the rest of the amendments would be used, like the camels nose, to justify the perversion of the entire notion of limited government.

They were right.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (tjRMO)

264 257 To be honest I was expecting that particular panic to be over but alas not yet.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (KNsKs)

265 IrishEi.. I just saw that! I think he's taken care of

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

266
It rained here throughout the daylight hours except for the last two hours prior to sunset. Walked the dog then in very mild temperatures (low 50s), sunshine from the setting sun, and the sounds of rainwater draining into our storm sewers.

A nice break from the day, during which I was sorting through papers to find our enrollment documents for health care this year. The a-holes said that I had declined coverage for my wife, yet they had been deducting money for that coverage from my monthly pension payment. We'll be doing battle tomorrow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

267 Hell, I think trade policy and Foreign Aid should ALL be tied to whether they have, and follow, a US style bill of Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 23, 2020 08:55 PM (NgKpN)


That narrows it down a bit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

268 Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience. Add to that the economic stress.

People are getting on each others nerves as it is now, even the STAY AT HOME scolds are going to want to get out.

Unless it's "bring out your dead" bad, the pressure to end quarantines and shutdowns will far outweigh the pressure to keep it going

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (qAR6u)

269
We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere

Posted by: TheQuietMan
------

Ah. Time for the periodic quote from 'One Lonely Night':

"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago…"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (CDGwz)

270 I must have missed it when Japan shut their entire economy down. Closing nearly every business. Oh wait, they didn't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 08:49 PM

Neither did Taiwan. Major success story. Should have been the benchmark.

https://bit.ly/2UyPGkG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 08:52 PM (Do5/p)
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Notably, Taiwan and Japan are island nations. A lot easier to control comings and goings.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 23, 2020 08:57 PM (g8Yc+)


Everywhere's an island, when you get right down to it.

More a question of policy than geography. Who are you letting in, and who aren't you.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (hku12)

271 Shelter in place update - off work for 3 weeks...thanks Gretch

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (/6GbT)

272 Regarding the Babylon Bee sidebar: their satire is far more accurate and true than any of the "mainstream" media sites.

Rush always said good humor has to have an element of truth to it. The Bee is nearing the singularity of humor/truth.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

273 234:

"We need to get rid of communism in this country first before we go after it elsewhere"

X 1,000. Did we REALLY win the Cold War? The communist virus just laid dormant for a few decades.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cats at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (puu6v)

274 girthy American cock for President 2024!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (XUu4G)

275 Geez, my Amazon monthly auto-delivery price for wet cat food went up over 100%. From $10 to $24.

TP hording proving there are a lot of assholes out there and cat food hording proving there are a lot of cat owners out there apparently.

Monthly cat litter is out of stock and estimate for being back in stock is May 1st.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (Do5/p)

276 The Anti-Federalists argued against it. They argued specifically against the 10th - the notion that anything would be restricted to the Federal

Yeah, states should be negotiating with foreign powers and attacking invaders across state borders. What, exactly, was the reason for a federal government at all if there's no power exclusively reserved for the federal government? That's idiotic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (KZzsI)

277
Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience.

Anyone bored can help clear brush here at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (7rVsF)

278 Currently Johns Hopkins says 34,000 cases in the US with 400 deaths. That means 1 in 9375 Americans has it and 1 in 827,000 has died from it. Even if we say this has happened over 2 weeks in the same two week period 117,000 Americans have died from other causes.

Around 25,000 died from cancer, 25,000 from heart disease, 2500 from the flu, 7000 from accidents, and an average 2000 from suicide.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (qAR6u)

279 254 My dog thinks he is Secret Agent Man everytime I throw a ball.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:04 PM (ZeU0J)
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That he was given a number when they took away his name?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire

He's a dog with no name....oh buddha get thee tune from me.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:10 PM (ZeU0J)

280 Some are showing signs of a grind. I am doing all right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:10 PM (K04g6)

281 Anna Puma

Good to hear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

282 Also at the Babylon Bee:

Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vq46lv7

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)

283 If America is back in business April 1 and governors have closed school til mayish....some liberal govs gonna look stupid.

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (+HZ1v)

284 Anyone bored can help clear brush here at Schloss Hadrian.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:09 PM (7rVsF)

Do you have a dental plan?

Posted by: When and Where? at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (/LQkF)

285 I currently have Teenagers from Outer Space (MST) on my teevee, via Pluto. The chick kind of has a homely/cute face, and really short bangs, but, holy cow, she looks great in a swimsuit.

And Gramps reminds me of my dear departed Grandpa. Just a sweet trusting soul.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

286 Tonypete, this piece is 20in h by 26in wide. I may just drag it into the bed of the gator and then dump it into the work area from the hydraulic bed .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (Df0qC)

287 Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience. Add to that the economic stress.

People are getting on each others nerves as it is now, even the STAY AT HOME scolds are going to want to get out.

Unless it's "bring out your dead" bad, the pressure to end quarantines and shutdowns will far outweigh the pressure to keep it going
Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (qAR6u)


Stress leads to heart attacks, stroke, even cancers. Pretty much any medical condition... even making one more susceptible to infections.

So we're going to see a steep rise in deaths related to these conditions, and they won't be statistics our rulers will look at. They'll only ask how many people died from THIS virus.

Which is not going to be that many, in the end. But we're costing ourselves much much more than money by acting like it's the worst thing we face.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (hku12)

288 >>277 Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience.


Wouldn't be surprised to learn that both birth rates and divorce paradoxically increase for the duration.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (QgtlX)

289 watching the Letter to the King

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)

290 Yeah, states should be negotiating with foreign powers and attacking
invaders across state borders. What, exactly, was the reason for a
federal government at all if there's no power exclusively reserved for
the federal government? That's idiotic.


The Anti-Federalists were clear in their arguments. Any central power negotiating on behalf of all the individual states would - over time - extend that power to dictating to the states.

And it's happened. I'm not "idiotic" for noticing. Nice argument, though. I'm sure you'd get high marks in debate for it.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (tjRMO)

291 I don't have an IMGur account. Not gonna get one either.

Posted by: wouldn't be prudent at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (/LQkF)


I don't either.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

292
Do you have a dental plan?
Posted by: When and Where?


Do what I say or I'll knock your teeth out. Does that qualify?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)

293 Today I vacuumed the downstairs. Yikes. It's not like I haven't heard to vacuum at least once in 8 years. I needed a 5 HP motor to clean the HEPA filter.

A lot of dust, for some reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

294 Ah. Time for the periodic quote from 'One Lonely Night':



"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot
them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in
the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than
I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red
sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (CDGwz)


Those are words to live by

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (HNjlI)

295 I'm lucky, I actually enjoy being quarantined with wifey. Don't know if she can say the same.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Ea8oc)

296 Got a couple of back burner projects done in the shop today so I feel productive. One of them will save me a couple thousand dollars down the road so I'm happy. I'm self employed so it's kind of nice to have some extra time without being bothered by those pesky customers.

Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Tnijr)

297 our cat Dexter is terribly confused, we open the window for him to sit in some days when its sunny and not on some days. The idea of it being freezing cold yet sunny doesn't seem to dawn on him. Oh, the crying and begging

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (KZzsI)

298 "Sheltered-in-place", I mean.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (Ea8oc)

299 World Health Organization says the have been on it, ringing alarm bells since this began. They even officially called the Wuhan Virus a pandemic on 311

Oh, the have also been telling the world how to win! Wash your hands.

So, to summarize:
- Alarm bells
- No fucking solutions

https://tinyurl.com/tpy4v8s

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:14 PM (KpUZP)

300 A friend says if this keeps up, he will get a divorce in 35 years. He is 78 and an optimist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

301 Monthly cat litter is out of stock and estimate for being back in stock is May 1st.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 23, 2020 09:08 PM (Do5/p)


Hmmm, earlier today it said April 21.

Jet has a delivery estimate of the 31st. March, that is.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)

302 The anti-federalists were entirely wrong about the bill of rights. Imagine not having the first or second amendments written down. Hell, the government is constantly trying to trample both despite them being written down.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (H5knJ)

303 Maybe someday I'll have a cat again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (l9m7l)

304 Do what I say or I'll knock your teeth out. Does that qualify?





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)

There go the implants I wanted.

Posted by: Big Poligrip at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (/LQkF)

305 The Anti-Federalists were clear in their arguments. Any central power negotiating on behalf of all the individual states would - over time - extend that power to dictating to the states.

That does not negate the argument. That's a slippery slope fallacy: this bad thing can come from that action. That does not mean the argument for it is wrong, only that something bad may come from it.

The bottom line is that the way you describe it, the anti-federalists set forth an argument against the mere existence of a federal government of any form, which is ridiculous.

And remember: attack the argument, not the person. The argument is what I called idiotic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:16 PM (KZzsI)

306 "9 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog? "
******
We had dogs before children. When the kids were preschool and playing in the yard, one of our colllies would watch them like she was herding sheep. She'd gently move them back if they looked like they might move out of her protection zone. She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.

Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (ff2X/)

307 World Health Organization says the have been on it, ringing alarm bells since this began. They even officially called the Wuhan Virus a pandemic on 311

Before that they played it down, repeating Chicom propaganda and telling everyone its not a problem. Until it was impossible to ignore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (KZzsI)

308 I feel for all you that have had your lives turned upside down in this mess.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Df0qC)

309 Posted by: wouldn't be prudent at March 23, 2020 09:02 PM (/LQkF)



I don't either.

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

They also had options for farcebuk, twatter, and a couple of other social medias. I would guess that if you have one of those, you're in.

Posted by: Not on your life at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (/LQkF)

310 Do you have a dental plan?
Posted by: When and Where?

Do what I say or I'll knock your teeth out. Does that qualify?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 23, 2020 09:13 PM (7rVsF)


Hmmm, better than my current dental plan?

Do I have to have you knock my teeth out, or is there an out of network option?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (hku12)

311 Was gonna walk the cul da sac with a wheelbarrow and dinner bell yellin bring out your dead. Wifey said too soon.

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:18 PM (+HZ1v)

312 Am already sick of the headlines (such-and-such celebrity I either do not know or give a rusty fvck about) has tested (positive/negative) for Wuhan Tango.

Who! Fucking! Cares!

Except Fred Grandy Please be safe, Fred Grandy.

Celebrities are the worst. Having that kind of external validation of who you are must be exhausting.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)

313 Shutting down everything with no distractions, no place to go, stuck at home is going to severely tax peoples patience.

Are we talking about real adults here?

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (CE5C/)

314 Currently Johns Hopkins says 34,000 cases in the US with 400 deaths

-

Less than one day of routine deaths in NYC (8M residents).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - won't somebody think of the chyron?!! at March 23, 2020 09:19 PM (41rs/)

315 She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.

"All I wanted was some roadrunner!"
--mangled coyote

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (KZzsI)

316 Wal-Mart is kicking the shit out of Amazon here. Only tp Amazon has is from China and Whole Foods and Fresh won't deliver to me. 2 big packages of tp coming within a week from Wal-Mart and they're doing drive-thru testing for First Responders in one of their parking lots.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (K22Va)

317 This just in:

Wuhan virus went to Mr. T's house to infect him.

It did not go well for the Wuhan.

Help us, Mr. T.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (x8Wzq)

318 OMG just saw on my tablet a Leftist news headline Sen Graham says we can't have a functioning economy with CoronaVirus.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:20 PM (ZCEU2)

319 Still more killed in Chicago 2019 than Kung flu deaths ...nationwide!!

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (+HZ1v)

320 My life hasn't really changed. I don't get out much anyway. I work from home. I don't interact with anyone except online and my brothers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)

321 250 - that's a great attitude YD! *said in Etta James voice*

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (AJwk0)

322 I do not know how those foster people do it but God bless them!

I'd end up with 40 pets!

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)

323 'Help us, Mr. T.'

Ah pity the flu!

Posted by: Mr T at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (Tnijr)

324 What's the best age your child should be before buying a dog? "
******
We had dogs before children. When the kids were preschool and playing in the yard, one of our colllies would watch them like she was herding sheep. She'd gently move them back if they looked like they might move out of her protection zone. She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2020 09:17 PM (ff2X/)


Best time to get a dog is now. If you can afford it, know how to train it, and have time and space for it.

They'll adapt to your kids' ages, whatever they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (hku12)

325 I can almost claim I have done more than the World Health Organization.
I suggested replacing the happy birthday song with the Lords Prayer in order to easily wash hands for twenty seconds. He just might be pleased to hear that prayer more and from more places in a long long time.

I also think zinc cannot hurt so suggest it. I added chloroquine after reading it here over A WEEK AGO. Kinda hard to find any variants of it right now, but I certainly have not spread futility like the American press.

I am with President Trump. What the hell. It cannot hurt.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KpUZP)

326 Celebrities can suck my girthy American cock, too.

And then choke on it and die. It's not as if anything they make is any good anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (II2Y0)

327 'Help us, Mr. T.'

Ah pity the flu!
Posted by: Mr T at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (Tnijr)

Noice!

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

328 I already work from home. And I shelter in place all the time, since this started. And every time I go out, I stress for a few days until it's clear I'm okay. I have no desire to get sick right now because I don't have anyone to take care of my pets if I do. And I don't have any particular desire to be dead right now either.

I think they will re-evaluate this in a week or so. And it's likely that things will start to loosen up. I don't think it's an unreasonable amount of time to keep medical services from being overwhelmed.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (JKNZq)

329 We just bottle fed a kitten. It's more work than you can possibly know.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2020 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

330 318. This is the real battle now. Trump is almost alone. Most of the suckers want more pain to hurt his re election or more chances to pork barrel

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (+HZ1v)

331 IrishEi.. I just saw that! I think he's taken care of
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
~~~~~

Yep. He'll be rolling in the dough for real!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (sGotD)

332 Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (AJwk0)

*blushes*

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (II2Y0)

333 Damn I'm late!!!

*Furiously mixes Quarantines for the horde*

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZMbn)

334 315 She wasn't so gentle with a coyote who came wandering down the road one day. She killed it.

"All I wanted was some roadrunner!"
--mangled coyote
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March

Ha meep ha meep

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:23 PM (ZeU0J)

335 307
Yes, sir. They sure did.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (KpUZP)

336 Celebrities can suck my girthy American cock, too.

And then choke on it and die. It's not as if anything they make is any good anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (II2Y0)

Ahem. You can have the balance but if we're enslaving celebs I call Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (BAsqb)

337 Tonypete, this piece is 20in h by 26in wide.

Are you a chainsaw artist? That's a serious chunk.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (lK7fO)

338 Fuck this country.

Fuck society.

So apparently Washington State is in "lock down" and banned sleepovers.

My nieces are upset.

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO THIS SHIT MUCH LESS FUCKING ENFORCE IT!!!!!

I fucking hate everything.

Society is full of pussies.

Also, that Fauci guy needs to be hung from a fucking lamp post.

My county is issuing a "shelter in place" order.

Over 400,000 fucking people lose everything because SIX FUCKING PEOPLE GOT THE FUCKING SNIFFLES!

Fascist fucks.

And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.

Fuck everything.

Fuck everyone.

Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)

339 great stories that bring out the love of our furry friends on a great spring day!
Thanks!







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Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (10GNe)

340 Pictures of You

https://tinyurl.com/lsaqa2r

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (D2IX6)

341 So...how is everyone doing?

Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)

342 Got a little dust in my eye

Posted by: Shelgel at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (EF4x2)

343 I'm not an animal lover (although I love kitteh videos), but why would anyone dump kittens in the trash? SMH.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)


Because people, in the main, are pieces of garbage.

As evidence, I give you the Democrat party.

If ever there was a time for a million man march on DC to drag every one of those treasonous bastards out of their office to the foot of the National Razor, this is it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (2JVJo)

344 Love me, LaRro!

Posted by: tHe BaRrEl at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (H5knJ)

345 We're going to need a deeper barrel.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (DCYln)

346 The Barrel has WuFlu in it, FYI.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (BAsqb)

347 LaRro

Barrel. Do not pass Go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

348 Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (10GNe)

I need you.

Deep inside of me.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (1Yy3c)

349 The anti-federalists were entirely wrong about the
bill of rights. Imagine not having the first or second amendments
written down. Hell, the government is constantly trying to trample both
despite them being written down.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:15 PM (H5knJ)


Imagine the Federal not having the first or second amendments as an excuse to trample the collective will of the states.

Oh - shit. You don't have to imagine. How often has the Federal stormed in to make sure the citizens of XYZ state get their fair taste of the 2A ? Never.

Incorporation only extends to the parts of the Bill of Rights that the Federal Courts approve of. Before the contrived notion of Incorporation - the Bill of Rights only applied to the Federal branch. And the States did as they will.


And here we are. No Federal agents making sure you can buy a gun. No Feds marching in to stop asset seizure without a trial. Some parts of the Bill or Rights are more equal than others.

As the Anti-Federalists warned.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (tjRMO)

350 if i hear one more update on that fucking tom hanks and his skank, i may go postal. i don't care about those two. at all. fuck them

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU)

351 343 I'm not an animal lover (although I love kitteh videos), but why would anyone dump kittens in the trash? SMH.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 23, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)

New Yorkers. What ya gonna do.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

352 Ah pity LaRro.

Posted by: Mr T at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

353 >Posted by: LaRro


BARRELL HIM

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:26 PM (iTXRQ)

354 Everyone but Democrat elites want this crap over as soon as possible and to get back to their normal lives. The elites want this to last forever so the can keep imposing more and more control over everyone and take advantage of it to extend their power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)

355 LaRro - I'd throw you some sanitizer but, fresh out. Sorry.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Y4EXg)

356 Yes, this is bothering me, also. Another huge bailout for corporations that should lose all their value and going into reorganization is not capitalism.

86
Tucker mentioned all the shit the Dems are trying to put in this stimulus bill. But the Free Trade Uber Alles cuck class are felating their donors too, trying to put shit in there to strip out the "buy American" provisions for companies getting bailouts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 08:35 PM (f1Vqw)

Posted by: Bill C at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (vyvnE)

357 I leave to go have dinner

come back and everything has gone to shit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (rpxSz)

358 Uh oh

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (K22Va)

359 Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (10GNe)

Excellen!

Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (7ZMbn)

360 Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (10GNe)

BY A WATERFALL, I'M CALLING YOU OOH OOH OOH!

Posted by: The Barrel at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (JiiH9)

361 In the barrel, the mighty barrel/the lion sleeps tonight...

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (QgtlX)

362 Mr. Peebles, Bless you. It is the gift of life.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Df0qC)

363 I feel for all you that have had your lives turned upside down in this mess.


Thanks. I had to give up surf fishing and golf years ago. And now the one thing that keeps me semi-sane (music gigs and a little bit of money we still need) was taken away from me by BJ Cliton's good buddies, the ChiComs.

Fuck I'm glad I'm 29 and won't have to deal with much more of this bullshit. It just never gets any better and the bad shit never stops coming to me and the people I love.

I'm getting really tired of this never ending parade of unnecessary shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)

364 @alx

Chris Cuomo: "Thank you for coming back to the show"

Andrew Cuomo: "Mom told me I had to"

https://tinyurl.com/rrm3pqs

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (cF8AT)

365 How that manages to get done is beyond me.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (ZCEU2)

366 search him for TP

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

367 @CBD if you'd like to know about the upper and seller that I just got bluebell knows how to contact me.

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (ZfRYq)

368 So New York is not doing too well with there Cuomovirus?

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (Eicbe)

369 Uh oh.. LaRro.. you be headin to the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (dUJdY)

370 Sweet Jesus, the has been hag Madonna posted a video talking about flu from the bathtub, naked. Why, Lord. WHY?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (KZzsI)

371 Polish MP says ZERO illegal immigration
ZERO Muslims

How many Poles have blown themselves up in your country? ZERO.
How many Poles have raped women in your country?
ZERO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5AQ9RX9pQ

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (X2vir)

372 Talk about Quarantine Cafe. Have a snack LaRro.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (K22Va)

373 I think your attitude is going to change when you see the bodies stacking up over the next few weeks.

Over 400,000 fucking people lose everything because SIX FUCKING PEOPLE GOT THE FUCKING SNIFFLES!

Fascist fucks.

And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.

Fuck everything.

Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert, as you can tell, is a little angry at March 23, 2020 09:24 PM (1Yy3c)

Posted by: Bill C at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (vyvnE)

374 FREDO !: "Thank you for coming back to the show

FREDO 2: "Mom told me I had to"

https://tinyurl.com/rrm3pqs
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:28 PM (cF8AT)

FIFY

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (rpxSz)

375 A Serious Question for this serious and smart military and global economics blog.

Is there some sort of Rule between G7 nations that requires each country to act in such a manner that their currency doesn't rise or fall too dramatically against the other member nations?

Lets say that Europe and other G7 nations decide to tank their economy chasing the Chinese Sanity Destroying Flu by doing stupid Leftist things.

The US chooses not to (too late now, I know) so the US Dollar would become significantly stronger than the other nation's currency causing all kinds of trade problems which ends up causing labor, service and product arbitrage that ends up being economically disastrous until parity is restored.

So the US decides to pitch in and commit economic suicide by inflating its currency by tripling its usual budget deficit - thus making an all for one one for all jump off the cliff.

In short, is this reckless spending orgy taking place because our government needs to inflate our currency at the same rate as other G7 nations so as to not upset global trade?

I know that government never needs a reason to plunder the treasury, but in a sense are they being told you must plunder the treasury? Its a moral duty to do so?

Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (uYQjf)

376 Tucker mentioned all the shit the Dems are trying to put in this stimulus bill. But the Free Trade Uber Alles cuck class are felating their donors too, trying to put shit in there to strip out the "buy American" provisions for companies getting bailouts.

Yeah its a battle of the scumbags trying to lard up a bill to protect Americans and help in a crisis. I don't like the bill but mother of all that is holy its evil to try to use something like this in such a hideous political way. Neither party is free of blame.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)

377 It's your dog, not the kids' dog. You are responsible and the dog knows it. The dog likes the kids, but she's super obvious about whose dog she is. So if YOU want a dog get one, don't think bbn it's the kid's dog. And you'll love it.
Posted by: dagny at March


that is how it works out after you get the dog.

Posted by: not so at March 23, 2020 09:30 PM (HALdu)

378 I think I will get take out tomorrow. And I almost never eat out. I feel horrible for the people who are suffering from this.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (XG6D3)

379 Just some thoughts I have as I recline here in my study. Flame away.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 08:33 PM (Exv3s)

No reason to flame. You are right. The bureaucratic State, beloved of Democrats, stultifies everything it touches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (miJU3)

380
Hannity just read a letter from a NYC doctor. He reports great success with 300 patients with the hydroxy form of the quinine, z-pac, and zinc sulphate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (rCwaK)

381 "Sweet Jesus, the has been hag Madonna posted a video talking about flu from the bathtub, naked."



I saw that. She's morphed into an old Asian woman.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (4thlk)

382 And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.

Fuck everything.

Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert,


Well. Thank you for your continuing work, you're an unsung hero. At least they eased the restrictions and you can put the hammer down now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (KZzsI)

383 Maybe you consider your rights trampled by incorporation (which was in no way inevitable), but I doubt people in blue jurisdictions regard Heller as a trampling of their rights.

Posted by: tHe BaRrEl at March 23, 2020 09:31 PM (H5knJ)

384 Sweet Jesus, the has been hag Madonna posted a video talking about flu from the bathtub, naked. Why, Lord. WHY?

What is startling is that she is alone in the tub.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (uYQjf)

385 Anna Puma
Good to hear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:11 PM (u82oZ)p


To be fair, Anna is a Moronette and thus has a strong survival ethic, so I would have expected nothing less!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

386 I wish Obama was still pres. He held swine flu to 18,000 deaths. Trump has let this thing kill 500! Wait....

Posted by: Duncan at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (+HZ1v)

387 Fuck everyone.
Posted by: Robert,
---
This looks like a good place for a Shep reference.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (Eicbe)

388 Tarnation. Git off me embarreling sock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:32 PM (H5knJ)

389 Everyone but Democrat elites want this crap over as
soon as possible and to get back to their normal lives. The elites want
this to last forever so the can keep imposing more and more control
over everyone and take advantage of it to extend their power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)

Which is why I do NOT subscribe to the theory that if this is an "op", they simply would have treated this like a cold (or swine flu) under The Hag. They would have turned us full commie. Stop the R from campaign rallies? Check. Change the election rules? Check .This is their wet dream.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Ea8oc)

390 Jewells, poring you a tequila and putting on some Johnny Lang.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Df0qC)

391 I saw that. She's morphed into an old Asian woman.

She's George Takei with plastic hooties. Its horrible. NO ONE WANTED THIS, woman. Why can't you just go away?? Its not like you're an old blues artist. John Lee Hooker, everyone loved no matter how old he got. If anything the blues make more sense the older you get. But you? you're a hideous old former pop tart who lipsynched every concert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (KZzsI)

392 I can almost claim I have done more than the World Health Organization. I suggested replacing the happy birthday song with the Lords Prayer in order to easily wash hands for twenty seconds. He just might be pleased to hear that prayer more and from more places in a long long time
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KpUZP)
~~~~~

Nice one, Denny.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)

393 Mart is kicking the shit out of Amazon here. Only tp Amazon has is from China and Whole Foods and Fresh won't deliver to me. 2 big packages of tp coming within a week from Wal-Mart and they're doing drive-thru testing for First Responders in one of their parking lots.
Posted by: dartist at M

My wife has been ordering a lot from Walmart, they seem to have more than Krogers or Giant Eagle grocery stores. I was even able to get TP and Paper towels. They even had hamburger. We use delivery because I hate going into the store, it's not in the greatest area.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (dKiJG)

394 This one is more complete:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V2E2sJZw2Y

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (X2vir)

395 I think your attitude is going to change when you see the bodies stacking up over the next few weeks.

And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)

396 wife and i don't need the money. but, i know people out of work and out of options. this part pisses me off. if we did get the money i would use it to help them. pelosi can't burn in hell fast enough or long enough. playing games with people's lives is twisted.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (KP5rU)

397 Polish MP says ZERO illegal immigration
ZERO Muslims

How many Poles have blown themselves up in your country? ZERO.
How many Poles have raped women in your country?
ZERO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5AQ9RX9pQ

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:29 PM (X2vir)


NO homo, but I love this guy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

398 And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?

Of course not. They'll just claim their genius social distancing and lockdowns saved us all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

399 My life hasn't really changed. I don't get out much
anyway. I work from home. I don't interact with anyone except online
and my brothers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:21 PM (KZzsI)

Wow. You'd never know.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (Ea8oc)

400 And here I am, a heroic trucker delivering all the goods people can't sell or buy anymore.

This isn't meant to be a slight against the fine folks in this nation's military.

But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because, while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.

Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)

401 Real estate agent canceled on us.. electrician canceled on us. My dentist canceled my appt Wednesday.. none of this unexpected but still.. geez. I'm gonna go batshit crazy before this is over.

Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

402 Gina Carano is a 1.

But you will make her a sammich. Now.

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)

403 Maybe you consider your rights trampled by incorporation (which was in
no way inevitable), but I doubt people in blue jurisdictions regard
Heller as a trampling of their rights.


So - to save those folks in blue country from the rest of the people they live with - I must accept the Federal saving me in red country from - what exactly ?


Vote with your feet. Or, better yet, don't. Stay there.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (tjRMO)

404 "Sweet Jesus, the has been hag Madonna posted a video talking about flu from the bathtub, naked."

The tub had flower petals and shit in it. Candles and shit. Pure luxury. Preaching from a position of luxury. A Let Them Eat Cake moment if ever there was one. But her fans will eat it right up.

Posted by: davidt at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

405 Did someone say "rolling in dough"?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (Ea8oc)

406 Wow. You'd never know.

*shifty eyes* I don't know what you're talking about *shifty*

Seriously though, I used to. Just my health has... not gone in a great direction over the years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

407 Test on windows 10. am I visible?

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)

408 Dumb-as-a Boot felt the need to tweet don't we all wish for Obama now?

You know like the same magic that causes see levels to decline just makes Covid-19 not so.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

409 Is there some sort of Rule between G7 nations that requires each country to act in such a manner that their currency doesn't rise or fall too dramatically against the other member nations?



not that I am aware of, no. they work in concert to respond to "global" crises. does not stop them from manipulating interest rates or other machinations. like they did with Libor.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)

410 Seriously though, I used to. Just my health has... not gone in a great direction over the years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

I'm sorry to hear that.

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Ea8oc)

411 Bring On The Dancing Horses


https://tinyurl.com/y4wke2aj

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (D2IX6)

412 Test on windows 10. am I visible?


...no

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)

413 Ben!!! I shared one of the videos of Johnny Lang. Everyone was like.. where have you been? I'm like.. well shit I just found out about this guy!! He's amazing and apparently he still tours.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

414 And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)

"Well, *I* didn't panic. I mean, I picked up a few extra things, you know? All these crazy people were buying, like, eighty rolls of toilet paper each, and I'm all, 'how much are you planning on shitting? Eating Chipotle every meal for the next six months?' Oh, and you couldn't get hand sanitizer. People must have been drinking that stuff. I bought like two bottles? I think? You know, just to be safe..."

Etcetera. Multiply by fifty million.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (BAsqb)

415 Have a great night, everyone.

Thanks, ace. The kitties and puppies helped. Lots of local stupid here. I leveled (rhetorically) a reporter that did not give full details on an Acorn group calling for the resignation of my friend and Commissioner for saying the virus came from China. His boss was info on it, from me.

I was spun up.

Anyway, have wonderful dreams and OPSEC on any plans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

416 Test on windows 10. am I visible?
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)
----
Put some pants on.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

417 Supporting local businesses.
Just got a very nice thank you note in my order from my local Mexican place.
Nice people!
Very cool!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (axyOa)

418 My attitude isn't going to change even if bodies start stacking up. I'm with Patrick Henry. If Ebola showed up here, sure, some serious measures might be in order. But this ain't Ebola.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (H5knJ)

419
Dumb-as-a Boot felt the need to tweet don't we all wish for Obama now?

Posted by: Axeman

========

I've seen a lot of that. btw, for fun, who is "Dumb-as-a Boot"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)

420 I'm not going to look again but I'm pretty sure Madonna was taking a milk bath with those flower petals. She's just like us.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (4thlk)

421 The tp and paper towel aisle was the only one stripped bare.Only thing left was the sign Limit Two Per Customer.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (KNsKs)

422 Test on windows 10. am I visible?

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)


Can't see a thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

423 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)

424 Ben!!! I shared one of the videos of Johnny Lang. Everyone was like.. where have you been? I'm like.. well shit I just found out about this guy!! He's amazing and apparently he still tours.
Posted by: Jewells45

Saw him at a small venue here about 10 years ago. I love Johnny Lang.

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (XG6D3)

425
Carpe Donktum parodied madonna.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (62fzJ)

426 The only thing Sloppy Choppers didn't put in her demands was free abortions on demand 1 month after birth.
She tried to get vote harvesting legal in every state

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (ZCEU2)

427 It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake?

how big is it?

any striping?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (j9HX3)

428 What if you get sent to the Barrel and there are already 10 people there?

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (MxEKc)

429 It sucks working from home. At least at work I could goof and not been seen but not here at home with the Mrs.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 23, 2020 09:39 PM (y0S2P)

430 I've seen a lot of that. btw, for fun, who is "Dumb-as-a Boot"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
---
Think MAXimum dumb-as-a Boot.

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (Eicbe)

431 Went online today to Enterprise to rent a car for later in the week. Website wouldn't work so I called into their Customer Service. Was informed that ALL locations, with the exception of two airports in the State, were shut down beginning tomorrow. Indefinitely. How many people lost their jobs at 6:00pm today from just that?

Insanity.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (377Zs)

432 Anyone notice the complete and absolute silence on Drudge about the Demorats behavior on the phase 3 package?

Posted by: EGGO at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (T6HZg)

433 Dominik Tarczynski represents Poland well, here's another one. Better quality too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOp0I8ZPho

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (X2vir)

434 I've seen a lot of that. btw, for fun, who is "Dumb-as-a Boot"?


I'd guess Max Boob.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (XUu4G)

435 I'm not going to look again but I'm pretty sure Madonna was taking a milk bath with those flower petals.

Honestly I didn't look that close, all I noticed was that doesn't look like Madonna in any way. She's freaked her self even worse than Michael Jackson. Then I scrubbed my eyes with SOS pads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)

436 332 - 'when I tried playing my music they said my music's too loud. I tried talking about it but got a big runaround...So I rolled with the punches but got knocked to the ground by all this bullshit goin' down!'

Posted by: kallisto at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (AJwk0)

437 Not gonna lie. I just prayed for RBG to die so I can see the pain on Pelosi and the lefts face. Only after AMy Coney Barret on the bench will i wish for death to pelosi and her cunt daughter.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (67sg6)

438 taking a milk bath

THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS

Posted by: getting the banned aw, arthritis at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (JiiH9)

439 It's streaming cats and dogs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (e1mEI)

440 Hannity just read a letter from a NYC doctor. He reports great success with 300 patients with the hydroxy form of the quinine, z-pac, and zinc sulphate.

I think Fauci and the myrmidons in the press will walk back the "its just anecdotal" with some lame statement about the auto correct altering "antidote" with "anecdote".

But most likely, pretend they never said it in the first place, then blame Russian Bots.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (uYQjf)

441 Christopher R. Taylor @ 412--'Damnit man, I'm a commenter, not a blog sturgeon!' So is this thing is on? Can I go ahead wipe the old one with a cloth?

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (XhWtx)

442 My wife has been ordering a lot from Walmart, they seem to have more
than Krogers or Giant Eagle grocery stores. I was even able to get TP
and Paper towels. They even had hamburger. We use delivery because I
hate going into the store, it's not in the greatest area.

Don't know what's up with Amazon but I sure don't mind Walmart stepping up.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)

443 I fully expect the Dems will get most of what they want and I won't get diddly.

Posted by: f'd at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (Tnijr)

444
Here's a very stupid cat vid.
Don't watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cdv932eoU0

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (62fzJ)

445 "But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because, while
soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for
We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building
bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians."
That's an interesting take on things. Lets save some $$$ and fire all of them.

Posted by: Gordon G at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (/LQkF)

446
if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?

Of course not. They'll just claim their genius social distancing and lockdowns saved us all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=========

Same for when we don't spontaneously combust from global warming.

"Thank heavens for those few precious years when we were in the Paris Accords! And for those laws we did manage to pass while Obama Christ was in power. It saved trillions of lives!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (G51Gf)

447 "I'm not going to look again but I'm pretty sure Madonna was taking a milk bath with those flower petals."

Milk, or gonad gravy?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (XUu4G)

448 Anyone notice the complete and absolute silence on Drudge about the Demorats behavior on the phase 3 package?
Posted by: EGGO at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (T6HZg)

I'll answer your question with a question.

How many times does that place have to demonstrate that it's controlled by TDS tards before you stop going?

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (BAsqb)

449 423 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (ONvIw)

450 Maybe a foot long. No stripes that I can see. I know what it's not: not a copperhead, cottonmouth or rattlesnake. I think those are the only poisonous ones around here.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (2+j2N)

451 423 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N

Is it wet out where you are?

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (ONvIw)

452 In Nancy's bill

Wi-Fi hot spots
33,200,000 for NOAA

600,000,000 for the NEA

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)

453 I watched a lot of Too Cute on Animal Planet last week.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (r1mci)

454 Posted by: Eli Cash at March 23, 2020 09:40 PM (67sg6)

That's a lot of hate and rage.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (IYHxL)

455
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (DUIap)

456 Eromero. Loud and clear. You're good to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (Df0qC)

457 423 are you near water

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)

458 451

Oh heck yeah. Mucho rain. The weeds are enjoying life.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (2+j2N)

459
I can't believe anyone here still goes to garbage Drudge.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (62fzJ)

460 and Ben Had here's a great big hug and I cannot wait to see you in October! {{{{hug}}}

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

461 Now I'm having flashbacks to an awful scene in Caligula I wish I'd never watched.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

462 "Is anybody good at identifying snakes? "

Does it live in a hole, a tiny hole, that is usually empty?

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (Tnijr)

463 oh and any WuFlu check the gubmint sends you is income, with taxes taken out


unless I'm wrong (TM)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)

464 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)

465 I ordered some stuff from Walmart for pickup. And being the nice person I am (SHUT.UP), I called my MIL to see if she needed anything. She wanted a few items. I thought we would be able to leave the stuff outside the door and the nurse could bring it to her.

She calls me right before we're leaving to go get the stuff..."Nurse says we can have anything from the outside...but they didn't tell me that until I asked her if she could get the stuff you were bringing from the door."

So, anyone need a 6 pack of creme horns and 4 banana nut muffins?

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (cF8AT)

466 Probably should get ready to hit the hay. After all, it's tough turning 29.



Have a good night, everyone!

Posted by: Vendette, Turning 29 Once Again at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (nRNOc)

467 428 What if you get sent to the Barrel and there are already 10 people there?

you get to decide who's the Barrel Vice-Provost For Diversity And Inclusion.

Posted by: JEM at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (8erNz)

468 458 Can it be a yellow bellied water snake?

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (ONvIw)

469 >"Is anybody good at identifying snakes? "


yeah- they're long and scaly and have no legs...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)

470 Caligula was disturbing.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)

471 462

Pink and wet
They make the best kind of pet
Baby snakes

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (2+j2N)

472
It's Vendette's birthday still.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)

473 Sleep well birthday Vendette, have a wonderful night

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)

474 In Nancy's bill

Wi-Fi hot spots
33,200,000 for NOAA

600,000,000 for the NEA

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)


No one really needs to know what the weather is going to be like, but edumacation indoctimentation of the chirrens is job one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (BiNEL)

475 One way or another bodies will be stacked.

Sorry ladies. Don't mean to slosh blood, splatter brains and spin intestines around in your presence .

You know you get busy and sometimes just got to go with the flow.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (ZeU0J)

476 AltonJackson, hugs to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (Df0qC)

477 Hiya, net neighbors! I had an excellent home-cooked meal of steak, rice, salad and asparagus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (wUFgi)

478 It's Vendette's birthday still.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)

Mercifully, it won't happen again for another year.

Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (nRNOc)

479 Enough political debate out of me. You know what really scares me ?

They have Strat O Matic Football for the PC. And they have online leagues as well.

I can't do another hobby. But I'm tempted.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (tjRMO)

480 423 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)

is there a zipper on one end ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (rpxSz)

481
hey, Jewell's

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (DUIap)

482 How many times does that place [Drudge] have to demonstrate that it's controlled by TDS tards before you stop going?

If you really enjoy the look and feel of Web 1.0 there is always www.thelibertydaily.com

They can't moderate their contempt for the Left either.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (uYQjf)

483 silly vid of Philippine checkpoint soldiers via fb

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vgas2dq

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (G546f)

484 It's Vendette's birthday still.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:45 PM (62fzJ)


Don't forget, it's JJ Sefton's birthday too.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 23, 2020 09:46 PM (aS1PU)

485
hey, Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)

486 "Same for when we don't spontaneously combust from global warming."

I thought I read here that the con-flu-cious lockdown is their hot mic template for global climate fraud. This is indeed a dangerous precedent

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (XUu4G)

487
If Vendette's twin pretended she was Vendette, how would we ever know?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)

488 I don't think I'd probably eat at the AZ couples' house. You might get a recipe that calls for lemon, and the lady finds Pinesol with Lemon in the back of her closet. "Hey, isn't Lemon what the recipe calls for? And it was."

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (Eicbe)

489 481

I did not get THAT close. Got a picture though.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (2+j2N)

490 Ben Had @ 456- Thanks, mon cherie. Mrs. E had to have the Windows 10 to do the taxes. She's happy, Peppers's happy, Madison's happy and I'm hitting the rack. Back to work in the morning.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (XhWtx)

491 If I happen to get some stimulus money, some of it is going to PDT's reelection fund (not GOP). I figure,if the commie dems give tax dollars to the baby killers, who in turn donate to the commie dems, I should recycle some tax dollars in our direction.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (C1Lsn)

492 Happy birthday Vendette and JJ!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

493 "Same for when we don't spontaneously combust from global warming."




In fairness, we do not know since there is no global warming.

Posted by: not so at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (HALdu)

494 I have to leave and go take this fucking online test. But I leave you with something an old guy at my local cigar shop told me last weekend.

"You know what? The only thing they can't tax is your penis!"

"Why's that?"

"'Cause 90 percent of the time it's out of work, ten percent of the time it's in the hole, and it's got two dependents and they're both nuts!"

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (BAsqb)

495 Happy birthday, Vendette! I'm sorry it had to happen during the Great Quarantine. I hope you still got some cake.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (/669Q)

496 In Nancy's bill



Wi-Fi hot spots

33,200,000 for NOAA



600,000,000 for the NEA



Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:42 PM (dKiJG)




Someone should put together a list for the president of all of the bullshit in Nancy Lugosi's bill and he can read it at the next press conference. Let's see here...we've got $600 million for the NEA ..now tell me what in the hell does this have to do with fighting this or helping the American people. How about this one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (HNjlI)

497 Even if a snake isn't poisonous, they can bite badly.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)

498
Supporting local businesses.

Me too. Tomorrow is breaded shrimp day!

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (K22Va)

499 Don't know what's up with Amazon but I sure don't mind Walmart stepping up.
Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)

Walmart had the gigantic 24 Megarolls of TP and Paper towels, where every else had the just the 4.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:48 PM (dKiJG)

500 America!

Suite Madame Blue

https://youtu.be/uNZLi-xC7-g

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)

501 Time to watch Better Call Saul!

45 minutes recorded. Should be able to blow through it in less than an hour.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KpUZP)

502 New hash.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)

503 This isn't meant to be a slight against the fine folks in this nation's military.



But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because,
while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing
it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation
building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.



Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.



Posted by: at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)

---
let me know when people are actively trying to kill you, or when someone you know dies in a training accident, or when you are deployed for a disaster response, or when you are crippled for life, etc...

until then, you're just a glorified deliver driver, handling a few more pizzas than your neighbor who w*rks for Dominoes.

no love, me
20% service disabled, but only because the VA ignores all my other injuries.

PS: you are welcome that you and your family can sleep sound in your beds at night, you ungrateful POS.

you're not worth the sweat off a 18y/o PV1 grunt's ass crack.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (vwf8z)

504 Thanks ace. Needed the doggies.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (7ZMbn)

505 Eromer, sweet dreams to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (Df0qC)

506 Happy birthday Vendette! Go out and celebrate when you can!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (dUJdY)

507 Dominik Tarczynski. this is a repeat but it's great to the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccOp0I8ZPho

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (X2vir)

508
I thought I read here that the con-flu-cious
lockdown is their hot mic template for global climate fraud. This is
indeed a dangerous precedent

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


A ginned up panic to test their procedures. So far ya gotta figure they can get away with anything.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (2ygtH)

509 497

Yep. My dogs don't need that although the vet would probably like the $$.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (2+j2N)

510 If Vendette's twin pretended she was Vendette, how would we ever know?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)

Wouldn't happen. She'd look around here and question my sanity.

Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (nRNOc)

511 Pink and wet
They make the best kind of pet
Baby snakes

That's not the direction I would've gone with that...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

512 Cannibal Bob.. since I'm staying home for at least the next week I'm thinking of finally getting into the polymer clay thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)

513 What's that song that goes turn on your heart light?

If the Q is about the song that goes turn on your love light, it's "Turn On Your Love Light," by Bobby "Blue" Bland.
And here it is. https://tinyurl.com/tylzjkz
Without a warning, you broke my heart.
You took it, Baby, and you tore it apart.
You left me sitting in the dark cryin'.
You said your love for me was dyin'.
Come on, baby. Baby, please. Come on, baby. Baby, please.
Turn on your light. Let it shine on me.
Turn on your love light. Let it shine on me.
And let it shine, shine, shine. Let it shine.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (YqED9)

514 502
New hash.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:49 PM (KnJdm)

Hey flounder!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (6ofTb)

515 Story at FB that Nancy Pelosi just disclosed $5.52 million in Amazon and other stock holdings.

Let's see her explain how Catholic and rich she is to the devil, after she dies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

516 Here's what I want. I want just enough Democrats to be obstructing the recovery bill to make Rand Paul's vote crucial. I want him to enter the Senate chambers in an isolation suit, walking step by step, like Neil Armstrong on the moon. I want him to advance slowly to the podium, and vote "YES."

Since this is my fantasy, I want him to shout "F*ck you McCain" afterwards.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)

517 Generally, I'm not a fan of the idea of just giving money to everyone, but I do think it's actually necessary right now. So many people got put out of work overnight by edicts from their state governors.

We're talking mostly young people who don't make a whole lot of money, and don't have a whole lot in savings. All of a sudden, they're forced out of their jobs, and can't find new ones because all these other businesses they could work for are shut down, too.

Even if they can find work in new, government-approved fields, that takes time. Applying for unemployment also takes time (especially right now, with so many new applicants).

A one-time payment from Uncle Sam would help them pay the rent and buy food while they look for new jobs or wait for unemployment checks to start coming in.

Democrats are offering the same "soak the rich" policies they always do. "We're just gonna make it illegal to evict you for not paying rent," for example. Well, that sounds fine and dandy to covetous people, but your landlord has bills to pay, too. He needs to buy food, too.

In this extreme circumstance of so many people being forced out of a job overnight by government edict, yes, I think the government is obligated to give them a little bit of money to help them move on to something else.

And now it's the Democrats, ostensibly the party of "the little guy", who oppose this, because they want more money for free baby-killing-on-demand and various "environmentally responsible" boondoggles more than they want to help these people.

I hope these folks are paying attention, and realize that Nancy Pelosi took that relief money from them. Chuck Schumer took that relief money from them. And, their various Democrat governors put them in the position of needing that relief money in the first place.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF8)

518 No step on snek !

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)

519 Madonna in that bathtub looks vaguely reptilian

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)

520 Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

521 Got my Census stuff in the mail today. I have not log in yet, but I got my sooper sekrit code name for the on-line form.

Sigh.

I should say there are 13 Somalis living in my house. But that could go badly. Eh.

Knowing me I'll just end up telling the truth and shit.

*kicks dirt clod*

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

522 511

Oops. I never had a good sense of direction.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (2+j2N)

523 497: I suspect it will find something to eat and go away. I had a dog bitten by a racer once when I was a kid, and it was not pretty.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (ONvIw)

524 No eat snek !

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)

525 520 Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)


Sooner or later, it comes down to fate.

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

526 Oh, lovely. Looks like a flame war is brewing.

I'm out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)

527 Happy birthday, Vendette

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (G546f)

528 Vanya, That is so stolen!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (Df0qC)

529 Walmart had the gigantic 24 Megarolls of TP and Paper towels, where every else had the just the 4.

That's what I got!

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (K22Va)

530 *muddy off camera voice*

Watch out for snakes!

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

531 Hey, J61. Internet out most of day for the region. Bad fiber optic cable. Bleh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (KnJdm)

532 The last thing Nancy Pepsi heard from Trump as she lay dying was: meep meep

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (ZeU0J)

533 qdp, I'm sure Louis Cypher is licking his chops at the thought of welcoming Sloppy Choppers for eternity...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 23, 2020 09:52 PM (XUu4G)

534 What's that song that goes turn on your heart light?

There's a lot of bluegrass songs that do, but "You Are My Sunshine" especially does. I grew up thinking of it as sappy and childish but its really, really touching and sad.

Apparently a man wrote it about his dying daughter.

Please don't take my sunshine away...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)

535 Happy birthday Vendetta and JJ.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (KnJdm)

536 DLV, yup. Also Josef Mengele and Laventy Beria.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)

537 423 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM (2+j2N)

--------------------------------------

Whereabouts are you? There are a few snakes that fit that description, but depend on locale.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (CAJOC)

538 I think your attitude is going to change when you see the bodies stacking up over the next few weeks.

And if bodies DON'T start 'stacking up,' is anybody going to admit to and apologize for falling for the hype?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 23, 2020 09:34 PM (2JVJo)

Bingo!

I have a prayer.

Dear LAWD, infect me with your righteous mankind smiting disease of pure Wuhanic fury.

Either I sleep it off and get to tell my tale of woe to everyone and look like a hero, especially beautiful women who will want to be immunized with my super semen.

Or...

I die and never have to deal with any more bullshit ever again.

I win either way.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:53 PM (1Yy3c)

539 523

It's a small snake with a small mouth but I don't want to take a chance. If Ziva the assassin finds it my problem will be solved but she usually doesn't go in the back yard. And I like having snakes around as long as they keep their distance.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (2+j2N)

540 Happy Birthday again Vendette!

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)

541 Stopped by the liquor store and got a bottle of Wild Turkey and a bottle of China's.

Prepared for the worst now.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (1Yy3c)

542 >>A one-time payment from Uncle Sam would help them
pay the rent and buy food while they look for new jobs or wait for
unemployment checks to start coming in. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF

Edited to read: A one-time payment from people who pay taxes to people who most likely don't.
Lest we slip into the all-too-common and unfortunate belief that the money is Sam's to give...

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (QgtlX)

543 > Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?


If you don't know, then wait til you see...

"Catholic High School Girls In Trouble"

in theaters as soon as the panic ends

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (iTXRQ)

544 I used to catch snakes as a kid, but was lucky not to have been bitten by more than a garter snake, I remember being told by the camp nurse to check it often for infection (another shitty thing that can happen with bites)

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)

545 "Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?"

With leather.

Posted by: Mary at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)

546
She tried to get vote harvesting legal in every state
Posted by: Skip

========

omg

Let me guess: what about the PRO Act? That's the one where the California AB-5 disaster that killed the gig economy goes nationwide.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 23, 2020 09:55 PM (G51Gf)

547 510 If Vendette's twin pretended she was Vendette, how would we ever know?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:47 PM (62fzJ)

Wouldn't happen. She'd look around here and question my sanity.

Posted by: Vendette at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (nRNOc)


I dated a twin. Very dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (X2vir)

548 Two hours till Lockdown

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (dKiJG)

549 Is anybody good at identifying snakes? I've got one on the porch and I don't think it's poisonous so I don't want to shoot it. It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:38 PM



Soot it!!!
Shoot it now!!!
Empty the damned magazine on it and reload.
Take an axe to it!
Flame thrower. Burn the house down if needed.
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (axyOa)

550 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 23, 2020 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

551 What little I know of snakes, is that the venomous ones (vipers) have triangular heads. Mostly. Except for the ones that don't.

Also, I've seen bull snakes that even behave like rattlers, and are every bit as big, but are not venomous.

So, there you go.

The more you know


(NBC tones)

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

552 >
Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)


Shoot like a millennial Democrat?


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (/bKbU)

553 549

I have lots of snake shot for the .357. Bring it, snakes.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (2+j2N)

554 520 Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)


Catharic gurs lave much by rakes.

Posted by: Birry Jorro at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (YqED9)

555 Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 23, 2020 09:33 PM (dKiJG)

I
think a lot of this is situational and regional, Hell, it is often that
what really matters is being at the right store at the right time on
the right day.

When this started Wegmans
had everything while the others had none of the items people are
hoarding. So once people hear Wegman's has it all and what is going to
happen? Everyone goes there and they get pounded. For sure some stores
are better than others, but dealing with pandemic, hysteria, and
hording is not easy.

Went to Wally World
today and they were basically out of all fresh meat. They didn't have
steaks or any chicken. When I went to Wegmans a few days ago, they had
20 roll packages of tp, even larger packs of paper towels, and these
huge containers of chicken breasts.

Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (n13/j)

556 I'm not a fan of the idea of just giving money to everyone, but I do think it's actually necessary right now.

Yes, if this thing by, say, Easter, before everyone's habits change, the whole thing will just lurch into motion again. But there will have to be something to bridge the gap (and I know what I want to see!) after the end of next week.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (NpvYf)

557 It's a small snake with a small mouth but I don't want to take a chance.
If Ziva the assassin finds it my problem will be solved but she usually
doesn't go in the back yard. And I like having snakes around as long as
they keep their distance.

Get a shovel and chop it's head off.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (K22Va)

558 Why not call it a black snake and let it go?
I usually detain snakes forcibly to find out if I just killed a good or bad snake, but most are benign.

Posted by: Red Tail Hawk at March 23, 2020 09:57 PM (kcZr2)

559
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)

560 Cripes sakes alive, they turned the parents assisted living into a Federal Supermax!
Nobody outside the building, everybody in their room and they deliver meals to their cell.
I have got to figure what to bring in when I take Ma to the cancer center to give them hope there is a release date.
Pa requested martini fixings. That's Pa, practical.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (e1mEI)

561 Madonna in that bathtub looks vaguely reptilian

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)


It definitely wasn't human

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (HNjlI)

562 @Reuters 3 minutes ago

Dumped amid coronavirus, former Bloomberg campaign aides sue for pay and benefits

https://tinyurl.com/qvplew9

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (cF8AT)

563 Of course not. They'll just claim their genius social distancing and lockdowns saved us all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (KZzsI)

We've lost all our rights and liberties.

The bodies better be stacked a mile high.

This shit better turn into a plague of such magnitude that that all the biblical plagues seem goddamn idyllic.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (1Yy3c)

564 All's I know, is that when this shite dies down, my office is gonna have an epic reunion party. I work with the best people ever.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

565 Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

Don't stab him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (KnJdm)

566 Snakes help keep worst things away....just like True Detective.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (ZeU0J)

567 Do you have a clarinet?

Posted by: Hadji at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (l3+k2)

568 512 Cannibal Bob.. since I'm staying home for at least the next week I'm thinking of finally getting into the polymer clay thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:50 PM (dUJdY)


Do it Jewells. With your design sense you will make spectacular pieces. You can use any tools you may have on hand and collect household stuff to make texture. I have sculpting tools but use toothpicks, nails, screwdrivers. Anything you need. Any questions you have, anytime I would answer. I learned from youtube of course us had a little experience sculpting. Not that it helped much.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (7ZMbn)

569 Ladyl, Darlin, is your head cold gone?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (Df0qC)

570 >>551
What little I know of snakes, is that the venomous ones (vipers) have triangular heads. Mostly. Except for the ones that don't.

Speaking of ways that nature can kill you, bull sharks can swim in both salty and brackish water. So if you jump over the gunwale of the boat into the Chesapeake Bay this summer to cool off, there's a chance--not a great chance, but a chance nonetheless--that a bull shark will attack and tear your head completely off.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (QgtlX)

571 Sooth I doubt it

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (ZCEU2)

572 Do Catholic Girls like Baby Snakes?


Why yessssssss
Yesssssss we do.

Posted by: The Snakes at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (axyOa)

573 My mom just called to tell me my uncle's nephew is seriously ill with Covid-19. He is 30 years old with no underlying medical conditions. His dad (my uncle's brother) is a doctor, and he has been tending to him as well as the doctors at the hospital he is in. He received the zpac/hyrdroxycloroquine drug treatment because he truly was near death. His breathing was terrible. After one dose he measurably improved. I hope and pray the medication continues to help him.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (MmFTx)

574 It's black with a yellow or green belly. Maybe a rat snake? It's driving the dogs crazy.

You just throw those live into your wok and eat them. It's called a soup snake.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (NpvYf)

575 559
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)

At least double sammiches.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (KnJdm)

576 ONT IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (ZCEU2)

577 Vendette, birthday girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY6oWB4eUg0

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (X2vir)

578 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF

Nice, P-Dub! I see you are in fine fettle.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (Bwqq4)

579 lol it's probably a small rat snake

I'm sure it's fine

I'm a gardener, so I look at most snakes as beneficial?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (j9HX3)

580 > 559
Marrying a twin is like having a "spare" wife, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (jePQb)



I'll take "Things What Don't Need a Spare" for $500, please.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (/bKbU)

581 Maybe this was posted already, but I loved this Twitter exchange.

Kat Timpf: Ladies! If you're quarantined with your boo, now is a great time to bring up all of the issues you've been letting slide in the relationship -- no matter how minor.

James Woods' response: I was driving across the country once and got caught in a tornado in Nebraska. I remembered the advice I'd heard was to find a concrete shelter or a culvert. There was NOTHING. No safe harbor. I could see the funnel and nothing but flat terrain. No place to hide! Sorta like this:

Posted by: Splunge at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)

582 Snakes help keep worst things away....just like True Detective.

Ditto spiders. Love 'em, within reason.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (YqED9)

583 So if you jump over the gunwale of the boat into the Chesapeake Bay this summer to cool off, there's a chance--not a great chance, but a chance nonetheless--that a bull shark will attack and tear your head completely off.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (QgtlX)

Shoot. So much for my summer vacation plans.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)

584 570
The poisonous ones also have vertical pupils. Like I'm going to get close enough to look into its eyes. Uh uh.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (2+j2N)

585 Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (MmFTx)

prayers for your cousin!
very scary: fingers crossed that the meds work

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (G546f)

586 564
All's I know, is that when this shite dies down, my office is gonna have
an epic reunion party. I work with the best people ever.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 23, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

That's nice. I don't hate most of the people I work with. That's about the best I can say about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (6ofTb)

587 Lest we slip into the all-too-common and unfortunate belief that the money is Sam's to give...
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2020 09:54 PM (QgtlX)


The State does one thing pretty good - using force to take from some to give to others.

Typically - those that get approve. The "givers" don't have much of a say.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 23, 2020 10:01 PM (tjRMO)

588 So, when Trump opens up the country after 15 days, and the 10% sick ones get Z-paks and are quarantined, will the Blue state governors allow commerce to continue?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

589 and these
huge containers of chicken breasts.


They had 20 lb bags of rice in the bins between the aisles when I went to other day. Hadn't seen that before.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (MmFTx)

590 Posted by: Hadji a

Well, there's a name haven't seen for a while!

Welcome back to the zoo!

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2020 10:02 PM (XG6D3)

591 Do you know who else didn't let a crisis go to waste?

I mean, isn't it the consensus, whether or not the Nazis lit the Reichstag fire (it was likely the Marxists), that they *used* it to get things done they couldn't have done without it?

Isn't that why people in general fear a President declaring martial law no matter how anodyne the reason sounds?

Because he can get things done he wouldn't have been able to otherwise

Posted by: Axeman at March 23, 2020 10:03 PM (Eicbe)

592 565 Hints on how NOT to kill your husband?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

Don't stab him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2020 09:59 PM (KnJdm)

Take him sailing Jewels. Accidents can happen.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 10:04 PM (7ZMbn)

593 Corn fed rattle snakes are safe to chew but don't swallow.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:04 PM (ZeU0J)

594
But honestly, truckers are greater heroes than soldiers, because, while soldiers are doing dangerous and brave things, they aren't doing it for We The People, they are doing it for the vanity of our nation building bureaucrats, ambassadors and politicians.

Truckers are directly benefiting We The People.
Posted by: at March 23, 2020 09:35 PM (uYQjf)

Um, really? So the National Cemeteries full of the fallen from wars like WWII, which featured the United States fighting an existential threat, doesn't mean shit to you? The veterans of this country do not mean shit to you?

The truckers cannot do their jobs without being given the freedom to operate courtesy of the United States military.

(In fact, this whole thanking of select industries to me is rather silly. Everyone has their role to play. Truckers are important, but they aren't doing jack with the civil engineers who built the roads, the firms that built the trucks and trailers, and the people who fill the trailers with the goods, the energy companies that make the transport possible, and on and on and on.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 23, 2020 10:05 PM (Exv3s)

595 A shark once washed up on the shores of the Potomac after a major storm. I am not sure what effect the storm had but something went haywire. The Potomac is brackish as well, moreso of course on the Chesapeake side. Am I saying you could run into a shark in a fresh water river? Yes I am. Am I right? probably not.

Posted by: Quint at March 23, 2020 10:06 PM (n13/j)

596 Zod at 9:54... Like I said, Zod, I'm usually opposed to handouts. But a one-time handout, in the extreme circumstances we're facing right now, yeah, I'm on board with that.

I recognize that there are problems with it, but there are also problems with letting a single politician unilaterally declare, "Yeah, don't think we want you doing your totally-legal job at this moment, so I'm taking that job away from you right now."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF8)

597
I'll take "Things What Don't Need a Spare" for $500, please.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2020 10:00 PM (/bKbU)

NO SHIT.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 23, 2020 10:07 PM (7ZMbn)

598 Hi, Meremortal! Good to see you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:08 PM (H3MF8)

599 Heart Light - Neil Diamond

Posted by: grognard at March 23, 2020 10:14 PM (sb+Cg)

600 Internet broke. Somebody worked on abs instead of learning to code.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:19 PM (ZeU0J)

601 damn cheerypy can kiss it

Posted by: LaRro at March 23, 2020 10:20 PM (10GNe)

602 We actually had brand name TP last on the floor for more than ten minutes unclaimed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2020 09:06 PM (K04g6)

Shelves still bare in Wally World in Apache Junction, and in the Dollar General across the street. But I did get eggs!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 10:24 PM (miJU3)

603 I'm not overly worried about toilet paper right now. I have four rolls of Quilted Northern Ultra-Plush (hello, ladies!), and that should last me for a while since I live alone.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:30 PM (H3MF8)

604 If you eat the right food.....you don't need tp.

Cursing in English is like wiping your ass with Chinese silk.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 23, 2020 10:48 PM (ZeU0J)

605 Ben!!! I shared one of the videos of Johnny Lang. Everyone was like.. where have you been? I'm like.. well shit I just found out about this guy!! He's amazing and apparently he still tours.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2020 09:37 PM (dUJdY)

He was sort of a blues child prodigy back in the early '90's. My thoughts were, "meh, over-hyped". But he seems to have stuck to it. More power to him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2020 10:53 PM (miJU3)

606 Humphreyrobot at 10:48... Don't do this. Silk does not flush well.

Toilet paper is the only thing that flushes well after you wipe with it. Paper towels don't flush. Napkins don't flush. Cloth doesn't flush. Baby wipes claim to be flushable on the package, but that's a lie; they don't flush well.

If you're wiping with anything besides toilet paper, don't try to flush it. Put it in your bathroom wastebasket and take it out on trash pick-up day.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 23, 2020 10:55 PM (H3MF8)

607 Thank you, Ace. You are an amazing human being!

Posted by: Fred Baumann at March 24, 2020 12:45 AM (mo/1j)

608 @90 er, blast from the past doggeh vids. Love that one.
This one I find even more fun because 'a kitten!!!!!11!'
https://tinyurl.com/bvdw3yk

Posted by: micky at March 24, 2020 08:54 AM (3byMq)

609 Thank you.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 24, 2020 06:04 PM (IxDhF)

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