Vice: Most of You Are Concerrned About People Dying from the Chinese Flu, But Please Give a Thought to the Real Victims: Transgenders Who Are Having Their Elective Dick-Amputation Surgeries Delayed


Though medical facilities may soon become overtaxed for everyone, the coronavirus pandemic has shed light on how transgender people's care can be treated as "non-essential."

Well I think I have all the "light" I need on this matter. Their surgeries -- butcheries, really -- are absolutely "non-essential" and so, through a complex process called "calling things what they are," have been deemed "non-essential."

I know that the idea of calling things what they are is anathema to some.

For transgender and gender non-conforming people, gender-affirming surgeries are life-altering procedures, which, for many, can greatly reduce gender dysphoria and improve their quality of life. But in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, trans communities on Reddit and Twitter are being flooded with reports of postponed and canceled surgeries in the U.S., U.K., Spain, Thailand, and elsewhere, leading to enormous stress and disappointment on top of a global health crisis.

This underscores a common experience amongst trans people seeking medical care or surgery: Research has suggested that gender-affirming surgery, in particular, has a notable and long-term impact on mental health, but far too often, trans people already wait far longer than is safe or healthy for this care. Further delays can be dangerous and even life-threatening.

When you say delays can be "life-threatening," you're referring to them threatening their own lives, right? I mean, their penises aren't tumors, right?

Yeah I think I'm going to have to side with the Patriarchal Authorities here and say that keeping the hospitals clear of these "life-saving" surgeries for, you know, people whose maladies are medical and physical rather than psychological and, frankly, delusional.

You know what's really attracting a lot of supporters to the transsexual side of things? Their unceasing insistence that every single moment of every single human being's life should be focused exclusively on thinking, "But how does this affect transsexuals?" We just love being constantly instructed that we must Consider the Trannies 24/7/365.

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1 St?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 20, 2020 12:00 PM (PrVhQ)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (KhHty)

3 The theory was bolder than bold: Mankind, whether working alone or in groups, is governed by a mathematical tipping point, one specified by a ratio of 2.9013 positive to 1 negative emotions. When the tipping point is crested, a kind of positive emotional chaos ensues -- "that flapping of the butterfly's wing," as Fredrickson puts it -- resulting in human "flourishing." When it is not met (or if a limit of 11.6346 positive emotions is exceeded, as there is a limit to positivity), everything comes grinding to a halt, or locks into stereotyped patterns like water freezing into ice.

Posted by: SMOD at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (3aI0K)

4 At presser right now, all the gotcha questions now being formed in those little dumb minds.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:01 PM (+fPHo)

5 Huh. Not even a twitch on my Give-a-Shit meter.

Posted by: huerfano at March 20, 2020 12:02 PM (9dnxb)

6 Hey Andy, are liquor stores essential businesses?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (9TdxA)

7 Wow, the previous thread is still quite lively though there's a new one up.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (WEBkv)

8 GOLD !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)

9 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zZbCU)

10 noooooo !!!

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)

11 Mike Pompeo: "the Chinese virus."

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (/669Q)

12 The wife had her wrist surgery postponed because of the Wuhan Virus.

She did not take that news well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (l4C/z)

13 What is so medically essential about trans surgery? I am sking in as non-snarky a way as possible. Is it just suicide because they cant get elective surgery?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (JRaU+)

14 11 Mike Pompeo: "the Chinese virus."

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (/669Q)

Pompeo got the memo.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (iuFgi)

15 These critiques are getting too easy. Ace might be getting lazy because this is some low-hanging fruit here.

Posted by: Tommy V at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (GCivW)

16 Ace, how is an empty NYC?

Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (g9dL3)

17 Pompeo said "Chinese virus". Hola !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (zr5Kq)

18 Sometimes it seems like the only people that matter these days are transsexual.

Posted by: taylork at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (+AUVB)

19 Yes, and calling a virus that came from China the China Flu is a life and death matter. PERSPECTIVE!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

20 Research has suggested that gender-affirming surgery, in particular, has a notable and long-term impact on mental health
_______________

Yeah, because 40% of them go on to try and commit suicide anyway.

Such an effective "treatment"!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (k4dH2)

21 Is psychiatric treatment a cause or effect for trannies?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)

22 For transgender and gender non-conforming people, gender-affirming surgeries are life-altering procedures, which, for many, can greatly reduce gender dysphoria and improve their quality of life. But in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, trans communities on Reddit and Twitter are being flooded with reports of postponed and canceled surgeries in the U.S., U.K., Spain, Thailand, and elsewhere, leading to enormous stress and disappointment on top of a global health crisis.
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Absurdity aside (and it is absurd - VICE is a train wreck as always), this Leftist destruction of the language is one of the more harrowing things that has happened over the course of my lifetime.

It started as "sex change operation" when it was first started. Later on, the creeping infestation resulted in a change - now that sex wasn't discovered but was instead "assigned," the name changed to "sex reassignment surgery."

But that wasn't the end of it. Then the "gender fluidity" crown and various elements of the touchy-feely (unless you disagree with them, of course) cultural leftists really got going. Now it is "gender-affirming surgery" - a physical, surgical intervention to overcome reality and affirm your opinion.

The linguistic damage is probably the most severe consequence of what these people do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)

23 Oh and blog has pop up-ish ads now.
At least on Safari, it does.

Speaking of ads, Pam Grrier's tits have volume and bounce

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)

24 "My imagined health issues are more important than your real health issues!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)

25 Its Vice, remember their target audience is self-centered urban filled, not humans.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (5NaTq)

26 Well, almost time to go to sto. Wine is almost out!

Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (g9dL3)

27

THAT'S NOT A TOOMAH !

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (5IHGB)

28 Thank you, Vice, for once again demonstrating how crazypants some of you in the MSM are.

Most people have loved ones who are either old or dealing with a *legitimate* health issue that makes them vulnerable to the Wuhan flu, and you've just red-pilled some of them. Well don!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)

29 My husband may be unable to have his next cataract surgery in two weeks.

Amount of f***s I give about trannies is zero.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

30 Now Pompeo talking about fake news.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (/669Q)

31 Research has suggested that gender-affirming surgery, in particular, has a notable and long-term impact on mental health

Hard to argue.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (T6t7i)

32 Life saving transgender surgery? Otherwise they have to live with gender dysphoria for a couple more weeks? Seriously?
Let these m-f trannies show us real commitment. Go to Harbor Freight, buy a $5 machete and do the deed yourself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (N39Ws)

33 Rush did not come back today

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (aKsyK)

34 These critiques are getting too easy. Ace might be getting lazy because this is some low-hanging fruit here.
Posted by: Tommy V


Our low-hanging fruits are the problem!

Posted by: pre-ops at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (P1f+c)

35 What is so medically essential about trans surgery?
I am sking in as non-snarky a way as possible. Is it just suicide
because they cant get elective surgery?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 12:04 PM (JRaU+)

Looking for logic in the reasoning of the mentally ill is a fools errand.

Posted by: WOPR at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ET0cl)

36 If calling a virus by its origin is so racist when does the media begin demanding a name change for West Nile Virus?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (G2zl5)

37 Oh for fucks sake.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (dUJdY)

38 I hope the OANN reporter is back. And I can't wait to hear Trump say "Chinese virus."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

39 Can we have some hope that this battle with Chinese Bat Soup Fever may in time put an end to coddling the various lunatics?

Posted by: IronDave at March 20, 2020 12:07 PM (k3crU)

40 Hey Andy, are liquor stores essential businesses?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:03 PM (9TdxA)

Prophylactic treatment, I'd say yes.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)

41 Trannies are having their surgery delayed?
Get back, JoJo.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (wtvvX)

42 Oh why won't someone think of all the millennials and Gen Z'ers who have had to postpone their latest tattoo appointment because of this virus!?

They may not be able to get that Asian language symbol for "peace" or the word "breath" inked on their body, risking their ability to cope in times such as these.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

43 They are several level below "non-essential." THey should be illegal.

Any doctor who removes a perfectly functional and healthy body part solely to affirm the delusions of a mentally ill persons should lose his or her medical license.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 12:08 PM (N9G0H)

44 33 Rush did not come back today
______________

He's in a very high-risk category. His doctors may have advised him to stay home and not take any chances.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (k4dH2)

45

Bag of Dicks hardest hit.

Posted by: saf at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (5IHGB)

46 Transgenders are at the top of the grievance totem pole right now, so they get all the specialz treatment no matter what.

Posted by: taylork at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (+AUVB)

47 You know what's really attracting a lot of supporters to the transsexual side of things? Their unceasing insistence that every single moment of every single human being's life should be focused exclusively on thinking, "But how does this affect transsexuals?" We just love being constantly instructed that we must Consider the Trannies 24/7/365.

As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."

And on that note, I think I'm out for the day. Going to watch some movies.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)

48 MUJA is baaack !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (zr5Kq)

49 A pseudo-vag delayed is a pseudo-vag denied!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (oVJmc)

50 They may not be able to get that Asian language symbol for "peace" or the word "breath" inked on their body

More likely, it'll be the Chinese character for soup.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (T6t7i)

51 We need a Marshall Plan to build en masse federally funded hospitals solely devoted to gender CONFIRMATION surgeries and related medical treatment. Further, the same plan must immediately construct thousands of mental hospitals to house the CIS-gendered, straight white males who doubt the necessity of mass construction of transgender-only hospitals.

(Soon to appear on Vox, not to be outdone)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (puu6v)

52 Know a tranny MD in NO. There are no words.

Posted by: Katrina was a bitch at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)

53 Airdrop home penectomy kits.

Posted by: klaftern at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (RuIsu)

54 Vice is simply garbage.

Vox, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (juqNl)

55 Closing the borders to undocumented. LOLGF open borders assholes.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (l3+k2)

56 PDT is going to immediately begin sending border jumpers back where they came from.

I can hear the pearl-clutching NeverTrumpers screaming already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

57 If you read the writings of "recovered" trannies, they say that the surgery is nothing short of mutilation, and they don't think people should ever get the surgery.

And post surgery trannies have something like a 40% suicide rate, maybe giving them the surgery is a risk factor for suicide.

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (oGBso)

58 Most people dont know what and where the Nile is. Sad to say.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ppMjB)

59 Flooded with reports? Are there really that many nutcases waiting to get their dicks or tits chopped off?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (KxVoZ)

60 I need my cock cut off NOW!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (u6xw0)

61 So is it now mandatory to refer to China as the Nation of Peace?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (puu6v)

62 I remember seeing a joke tweet about this exact topic a week ago. Basically "when will our retarded media shoot a worldwide pandemic through the lens of WOKE".

And here we are.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

63 As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."

And on that note, I think I'm out for the day. Going to watch some movies.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)
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When I was a kid, they started talking about "tolerance" in school. I talked with my dad about it. He told me not to fall for it.

"Why," I asked? "Isn't it good to tolerate people?"

"Yes," he replied. "But they don't mean it they way they say it, or the way you're understanding it. Today it is about tolerance. Tomorrow, it will be about acceptance. Next week, it will be about celebration. Next month, they will throw you in jail if you question it."

I didn't get it then, not really. I understood it to a point, but I didn't fully grok it. I grok it now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (hYcqw)

64 But that wasn't the end of it. Then the "gender fluidity" crown and various elements of the touchy-feely (unless you disagree with them, of course) cultural leftists really got going. Now it is "gender-affirming surgery" - a physical, surgical intervention to overcome reality and affirm your opinion.

The linguistic damage is probably the most severe consequence of what these people do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:05 PM (hYcqw)

Yep. Your gender is the real you. Your body is just this meat suit that you can and should change to suit your whims.

Note that this is a philosophical outlook and not a scientific determination. It is impossible to tell the difference between a mentally ill person who believes they are the wrong sex and someone who is actually one gender, but a different sex. The distinction is entirely in what you decide is "real" and those value judgments happen before science.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (h+Dtu)

65 AHA ! they only notified WHO in JANUARY !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (zr5Kq)

66 What % of the population is tranny?
Whats the % of chinese war virus deaths?
BUT WE MUST KOWTOW TO OUR BETTERS!!11
FOR THE CHIRRENS!!11
AMERICA! SHUT IT DOWN!!11

Posted by: no more banned to get back together at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (zDFBl)

67 Reading something like this I am open to the idea that this is being delivered to us as punishment.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ZfRYq)

68 Strong unrefutable statements about border security.

I like it.

Can we make these permanent?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (+fPHo)

69 Last week. I am so glad they are giving timeline, numbers

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (zr5Kq)

70 Not to toot my own horn, but even when I was a little kid and people tried to explain to me the difference between sex and gender, I instinctively understood that it was bullshit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (h+Dtu)

71 The pressroom scrunts are getting the riot act read to them about open borders.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (+fPHo)

72 I thought all it took were pruning shears or a plunger.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 12:12 PM (2ygtH)

73 The important news is transgender alteration to Dragonkin and what we're going to call the virus.

Obviously the end is near.

I heard the Germans have landed from their assault ships and will be here at any moment.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)

74 They could always DiY

Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (KNsKs)

75 "Step aside, granny! My dick needs chopping, and you're taking up my elbow room!"

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (N9G0H)

76 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (hYcqw)

Sounds like your dad was a very wise man.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)

77 My six-month-old daughter asked me, "Daddy, why are all these selfish CIS-gendered white males going to the hospital when Billy wants his penis removed?" I couldn't stop shaking.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)

78 >>>Can we make these permanent?

For the children... if it saves one life... better safe than sorry...

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (l3+k2)

79 Trump live address.

Borders closed to illegal aliens.

Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ouBhA)

80 @datacrat

Political distribution of journalists based on their Twitter networks, from new paper by @JohnHolbein1.

The modal journalist is somewhere between Bernie Sanders and AOC.

https://tinyurl.com/tfjfsso

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

81 Sounds like your dad was a very wise man.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
Entirely. Not always at all times, of course, but I had wonderful parents.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)

82 *back alley dickamputectomy docs :

We can step in !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (zr5Kq)

83 Love Trump's team. "Chinese Virus" and "Illegal immigrant" repeated over and over.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (ABjxW)

84 WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TRANNIES!?

Posted by: Helen Wokejoy at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)

85 Know a tranny MD in NO. There are no words.
Posted by: Katrina was a bitch at March 20, 2020 12:09 PM (WX+x0)
---------------

Worked with a guy a couple of decades ago who "transitioned."

Shoulders like a linebacker, hands the size of a catcher's mitt and a hockey player smile. Along with being a bit bald.

As near as I can tell, non professional opinion, he went this route, because he had longing to "belong" and this was his route to acceptance.

Rather pathetic, actually.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (WEBkv)

86 Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)

87 77 My six-month-old daughter asked me, "Daddy, why are all these selfish CIS-gendered white males going to the hospital when Billy wants his penis removed?" I couldn't stop shaking.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)


Well done!

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

88 You know what's really attracting a lot of supporters to the transsexual side of things? Their unceasing insistence that every single moment of every single human being's life should be focused exclusively on thinking, "But how does this affect transsexuals?"


Every aspect of liberal kant is about asserting control, and the smaller the minority, the more upheaval is warranted to indulge them. Trannies are such a small minority their cause become an ultimate drug to massive control. Once they've exploited that, they'll have a new micro-minority to indulge to increase their control even more, like the jumped straight to trannies after using the gays for so long.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

89 Borders closed to illegal aliens.

Posted by: Emmie at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (ouBhA)

Seems like he should've done that his first day. Oh well.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (CQ3Qb)

90 @datacrat
Political distribution of journalists based on their Twitter networks, from new paper by @JohnHolbein1.
The modal journalist is somewhere between Bernie Sanders and AOC.

https://tinyurl.com/tfjfsso
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
:: taps dial ::
:: shakes instrument ::
:: taps dial again ::

Nope, no reading on the surprise-o-meter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)

91
As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."

No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

92 At @realDonaldTrump's direction, we are moving Tax Day from April 15 to July 15. All taxpayers and businesses will have this additional time to file and make payments without interest or penalties.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (1tIiG)

93
*back alley dickamputectomy docs :

We can step in !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (zr5Kq)


I'll bet we have some unemployed morons here who would chop off a penis or two for the right price.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

94 I guess this will wreck chain migration too. How very very very very very very very sad.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (e284m)

95 Tell me how we're s better country because we don't forcibly lock them in the sanatarium to give them the help they need?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (vPKfA)

96 After the collapse, The Humongous will instruct me on proper disposal of "trans" whiners.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (o2MD2)

97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)

98 86
Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)


Gorillas hardest hit.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)

99 The freaks don't want acceptance, they want a standing ovation.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (ABjxW)

100 My six-month-old daughter asked me, "Daddy, why are all these selfish CIS-gendered white males going to the hospital when Billy wants his penis removed?" I couldn't stop shaking.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:13 PM (puu6v)

I know this is fake because if your daughter had really said this, there's no way they would mis-gender Billy by using male pronouns for her.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (h+Dtu)

101 97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)

Just heard that. Interesting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

102 Bubba has a meat-cutting business he runs out of a storage unit. He is still open for business. Give him a call at BUpkiss OU-812.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Vy7tf)

103 One thing is for sure, trying to figure out our tax returns next year is really going to suck.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (CQ3Qb)

104 Not only are the times we're living in interesting, they're downright CRAZY too!

Posted by: zeera at March 20, 2020 12:16 PM (zUdXR)

105 "which, for many, can greatly reduce gender dysphoria and improve their quality of life."

is there any study that actually confirms this? I seem to remember that they still had a higher incidence of suicide -

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (RKQ/v)

106 Ugh. Fauci.

My husband and I are sick to death of him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

107 Anyone see Biden? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

108 never fails
I write a witty thought-provoking post and a new thread opens up and no one sees it
trust me it was good
carry on

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)

109 #BREAKING: NY, CT, NJ, and PA will temporarily close all barber shops, nail & hair salons, tattoo shops, & similar services in our four states effective tomorrow at 8PM.

These temporary closures are not going to be easy, but they are necessary to protect the public health.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (1tIiG)

110 Millions Dead in the streets! Transsexuals Hardest Hit!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

111 106 Ugh. Fauci.

My husband and I are sick to death of him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

He needs a box to stand on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

112 so... rush guest host says disobeying gavin newsom's stay at home order is a misdemeanor.

but california isn't bothering to arrest people for misdemeanors anymore, right?

so what's the point?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (kf5Ci)

113 101
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!



Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
The conclusion to be reached here is that young Chinese guys are just as susceptible to taking a dare as any other young guys.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (e284m)

114 My six-month-old daughter asked me, "Daddy, why are all these selfish
CIS-gendered white males going to the hospital when Billy wants his
penis removed?" I couldn't stop shaking.



Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March


9 of 10. Had to knock off a point for no climate change reference.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (2ygtH)

115 For those asking I do still have my penis.

And I'm pretty sure Michelle still has my balls.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WdocV)

116 Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Oh FFS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

117 WHAT ABOUT THE XLDREN?!?!?!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (flINI)

118 106 Ugh. Fauci.

My husband and I are sick to death of him.

Me too.. Every time he speaks the market takes a dive

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (5bxa0)

119
Most people dont know what and where the Nile is. Sad to say.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ppMjB)





DE Nile.... Delaware, right?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (EGyGV)

120 97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)


Then China is truly fucked.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

121 Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)


Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)

122 9 of 10. Had to knock off a point for no climate change reference.
___

HOW DARE YOU?

Posted by: Saint Greta of the Green Soylent at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (WdocV)

123 Sometimes I think we don't deserve to survive this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (SENHs)

124 even when I was a little kid and people tried to explain to me the difference between sex and gender, I instinctively understood that it was bullshit.

I figured it out in college when I was looking into the Kaneshian "Hittite" language: animate and inanimate genders. The male/female thing is Semitic or at least that side of AfroAsiatic (the Berbers got it too).

You don't have surgery to change a gender, you have a full cultural shift down to the language.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ykYG2)

125
They've postponed tranny surgery in Thailand?! Thailand!

THIS IS A GLOBAL CRISIS, PEOPLE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (pNxlR)

126 Closing the barbershops in NYC? Where will the brothers buy their drugs?
This will not end well.

Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (g9dL3)

127 116 Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Oh FFS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

Well, in fairness, so did Trump.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

128 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)

I know you can't attribute everything to behavior differences among the sexes, but I think it's really interesting seeing how my grandmother and my wife's grandfather are treating this thing differently. When we talked to my grandmother, she basically said "they're all telling me not to go anywhere, and I said, where am I going to go?" My wife's grandfather who is about the same age when we talked to him told us that he was an absolutely essential personnel at the fire house so he obviously had to go over there every day anyway.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (h+Dtu)

129 That bastard Fauci probably wants every single state to shut down.

He's an imbecile and dangerous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

130 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

***

Pretty sure sex discrimination is against the law. Someone should arrest the virus.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (WdocV)

131 See the pyramids along the Nile ....

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Report from the Tigard Fred Meyer:

LOTS of produce. Was able to get potatoes and cabbage (for my upcoming corned beef and cabbage meal) without any trouble.

Big gaps in the meat section, but still a fair amount of stuff available.

Lots of milk. Didn't take a look at the canned goods aisle.

TP still wiped out. Paper towels available, but only Kroger-branded. Shelves about half full.

Saw a very pretty girl working on restocking.

People working checkout were friendly. Gave my cart to a lady on her way into the store, who thanked me and advised me to , "Take care".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (g8Yc+)

133 111 106 Ugh. Fauci.

My husband and I are sick to death of him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

He needs a box to stand on.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

He can use mine. I don't need it anymore.

Posted by: Mini-Mike at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ABjxW)

134 Mr President! Mr President! When will you shut down the whole country?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (+fPHo)

135 Baltimore is asking people not to shoot each other, does this apply for dick chops too

Posted by: Jean at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (B7KlG)

136 @47

Yeah, I'll give you one data point.


I was doing a project at very well known news channel and was in one of the control rooms, on one of the monitors someone had some soap opera up, the particular scene was two guys in bed making out, I told the tech to turn that shit off. He turned it off.


He also went and filed a report with HR and I got a two hour seminar about tolerance.


So yeah, it's not enough to tolerate but you must celebrate.


Oh yeah, another 100 install technicians will be getting the ax today.


Wonderful.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (FVrDO)

137 I just finished a round of hedge trimming along my property.

I have at least 3 commonly available tools that could easily solve these problems. One's even 40V powered. Another's at the end of a 10' telescoping pole; social distancing!

Self Reliance Boys, er.. Xirs!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (l6b3d)

138 Gorillas hardest hit.

Didn't they find that Koko had an IQ of about 70? That's higher than a lot of homo-saps'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 20, 2020 12:20 PM (ykYG2)

139 Just got my census 2020 form in the mail.

Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)

140 I use to be all "live and let live". But these days, I'd even accept outlawing homos altogether, just for vengeance. They didn't let *us* live in peace, so why should I reciprocate?

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (eAZVt)

141 Mr President! Mr President!

Let me be the first to ask you today how long this is going to go on! When will this end?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (e284m)

142 They've postponed tranny surgery in Thailand?! Thailand!

___

I'm pretty sure the constitution says I have a right to ball-free Thai tranny beejeers. And I'm a constitutional scholar for the record.


Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (WdocV)

143 Mr President! Mr President! Why don't we have a mask for everybody?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (+fPHo)

144 *taps Give-a-Shit Meter*

Nope. Nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ejd/p)

145 Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?
***

Do you live in a blue state? Yes

Do you line in a red state? No.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (WdocV)

146 @JoshNBCNews

BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group

@NolteNC 3 minutes ago

Good thing gender is fluid, then.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)

147 Mr President! Mr President! Have you found fifty million hospital beds yet?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+fPHo)

148 Hey !! I just purchased a Bunch Of TP, No Not Hoarding normal buying & got a free used 3 or 4 times Air Fryer from my BIL

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (1tIiG)

149 141 Market was up 50 when Trump's presser started.

It's now down 200
Posted by: judgefishy at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (M1lSV)

Are computer algorithms watching the presser?

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ABjxW)

150 Mr President! Will everyone be able to get a test by Sunday?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (e284m)

151 NextDoor is so full of virtue signalers. "I'm going to cancel my nail and hair appointments indefinitely!" Someone else, "You're setting a wonderful example for all of us!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

152 Good thing gender is fluid, then.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)

"If we chop off your dick you have a better chance of survival!"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (CQ3Qb)

153 Big gaps in the meat section, but still a fair amount of stuff available.

---

We still talking about trannies?

Posted by: Josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (73NFj)

154 This is a joke, right? Onion? Babylon Bee?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (7ZQe3)

155 134
Mr President! Mr President! When will you shut down the whole country?


Good idea. I'll start with you jackals.

Posted by: PDT at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

156 Mr President! Mr President! How could you be so racist to shut down the Mexican border?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (+fPHo)

157 Not sure why Trump continues to agree with having the press in the room. Just give the briefing and leave.

I guess they think the optics of kicking these idiots out of the room night somehow add to the panic they themselves created.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (SENHs)

158 Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)


Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)
---------------------------------

What will this do to The Gorilla Channel? They might have to start bribing airports to play it.

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (oGBso)

159 139 Just got my census 2020 form in the mail.

Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega Kid, O-Positive at March 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Vy7tf)

If you're in a red district, no. If blue, then yes.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

160 Mr President! Will everyone be able to get a test by Sunday?

Where's my respirator!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (5bxa0)

161 >>Yeah I think I'm going to have to side with the Patriarchal Authorities here and say that keeping the hospitals clear of these "life-saving" surgeries for, you know, people whose maladies are medical and physical rather than psychological and, frankly, delusional.


Serious, f#ck these transgender and transgender activists whining about this. My MIL had heart surgery 2 weeks ago, my nephew has heart surgery last week. Neither of these could have been postponed, particularly my nephew's. I cannot comprehend how people could be so self-absorbed that they could not postpone an elective procedure in a time of crisis.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

162 JoshNBCNews

BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group

@NolteNC 3 minutes ago

Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
********
I choose to live my life as a woman till the Bad Beer Virus is gone

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (1tIiG)

163 Mr President, what actions are you taking to support the need for penisectomies in the midst of this crisis?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (e284m)

164 When the light breeze of subjective pseudoscience meets the rock of scientific objectivity. Suddenly reality reigns in and folks with subjective mental conditions prescribed non scientific elective treatments to try and assuage their their sensibilities are given a back seat to those who are seriously ill or dying.

The crime here isn't that those who think of themselves as transexuals cant get prompt treatment, no-no-no. That's not the real issue. The real issue is the world is telling them with a loud voice. "Your psychosis is subjective, and your elected treatment is not medically necessary".

And that's something the gender theory movement can never allowed to be said.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Y6UV7)

165 If the Wuhan flu really kills 2X as many men as women, and it mostly kills the elderly there are going to be a lot of bored elderly women.


I see...opportunities.


Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (WdocV)

166 @JoshNBCNews
BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
Out of curiosity, does it correlate with smoking. One of the theories about apparent male mortality in Korea was that virtually no Korean women smoke. It Italy, it is closer but more men than women smoke there, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (hYcqw)

167 155 This is a joke, right? Onion? Babylon Bee?
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (7ZQe3)

I really thought it was when OM had it on the Morning Rant, but then I saw it was from Vice and knew it was real.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)

168 120 97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)


Then China is truly fucked.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

Actually, just the opposite. due to the one child policy combined with elective abortions, China had millions more Men than Women.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

169 1980s: "We just want to come out of the shadows."
2020: "Put that f@cking spot light on me, bigot!"

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (DB16e)

170 147 @JoshNBCNews

BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group

@NolteNC 3 minutes ago

Good thing gender is fluid, then.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (cF8AT


Lulz. Did the virus ask how they self identify before infection?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)

171 "159 Good. Trump is using this moment to end most simmigration.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:14 PM (puu6v)


Gorillas hardest hit.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (l3+k2)
*******
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1tIiG)
---------------------------------

What will this do to The Gorilla Channel? They might have to start bribing airports to play it."


Shhh. I wouldn't be the first sent to re-education for a typo perceived as racist.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (puu6v)

172 Mr President! Mr President! When is it safe to eat the toilet paper?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (+fPHo)

173 Having the press there and asking questions gives the press the chance to step on their own dicks.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (l3+k2)

174
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!



Speculation that a lot more Chinese men smoke.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

175 I see...opportunities.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (WdocV)
+++++++++++++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:24 PM (hYcqw)

176 174 Having the press there and asking questions gives the press the chance to step on their own dicks

And they are extremely good at that

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (5bxa0)

177 Trannies want dick fix before they catch wang-flu?

Posted by: Rex B at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (1XmFF)

178 "BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info
coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what
it is for females, for every age group "


So we will be working to even that out and close the death gap by focusing on men's health, right?

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (MxEKc)

179 Nearby mex mom n pop market (60s era tiny supermkt) owner is happy happy happy, never seen his biz so busy.
Lines at the register.

Posted by: getting theCOUGHHACKCOUGH at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (zDFBl)

180 152 NextDoor is so full of virtue signalers. "I'm going to cancel my nail and hair appointments indefinitely!" Someone else, "You're setting a wonderful example for all of us!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

I love that site! Right, Abner?

Posted by: Gladys Kravitz at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ABjxW)

181 Here we go. The press is loose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

182 Trump shouldn't "let a crises go to waste".
***

Close the borders, expel the illegals, close the FNM and arrest everyone getting paid by China.


Seriously at this point why not go for the gold?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (WdocV)

183 >>BREAKING: Coronavirus Task Force Coordinator Dr Deborah Birx says info coming in from Italy suggests the mortality rate for men is double what it is for females, for every age group

>>Good thing gender is fluid, then.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

184 what the hell is going on with the press conference? The stock market is tanking again. Is that idiot doctor fella talking again?

Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (sYDum)

185 Transgenderism is one of the offshoots of Liberal Mental illness.

First they demand constant attention.


Second they demand approval of their demented thinking.

Third they require acquiescence to any solutions they demand as necessary regardless of medical facts.

And lastly they force their illness on others and make them praise and applaud their expression of their insanity.

Actually they're not an offshoot just a different direction.

All leftists are like this.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (1Lhet)

186 I guess there are a few upsides to the Wu Flu.

Posted by: Surfperch, Sheltering in Place at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d2Mzg)

187 "life saving" trans surgery

Hahaha
(snort)
Hahaha

Yeah, go with that. Follow up on them in a decade to see where their family buried them after enabling the mental illness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (a7+mS)

188 Did Trump call it the China virus?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)

189 165
When the light breeze of subjective pseudoscience meets the rock of scientific objectivity.


To say nothing of the rivulet of reason.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (T6t7i)

190 Mr President! Mr President! I forgot my question! Can you tell me what it was?

(Headline later - Trump unable to answer question during Coronavirus briefing.)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (e284m)

191 When will the press ask if Trump is going to stop saying Chinese virus? I expected it to be the first question.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ABjxW)

192 185 what the hell is going on with the press conference? The stock market is tanking again. Is that idiot doctor fella talking again?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (5bxa0)

193 Never has "Go f**k yourselves" seemed more appropriate.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (Lxxwf)

194 Omg. Reporter wants to know if there will be a national lock down. PDT says no, thank G-d.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

195 Jane,
why do you subject yourself to the mindless drivel of wine moms? Unless it's for the entertainment factor. I'd want to mock them mercilessly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)

196 What the fucking fuck is a transgender 'community'?
Is there some town or suburb that is populated primarily by fake women?

Folks, exchanging tweets about your problems does not a community make.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d6mdH)

197 Oh, kinda off topic. we scored 8 rolls of toilet paper this morning. Woo hoo.

Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (sYDum)

198 Meanwhile the National Abortion Foundation wants doctors and hospital to focus on providing abortions during this outbreak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (tvEuY)

199
Hello, freaks and delusional weirdos of the world. Let's have a chat, shall we?

Posted by: The Cold Hard Facts of Life at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (kZT36)

200 Market is tanking for many reasons. New York shutting its doors officially is a big one along with Cali.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (SENHs)

201 On the down side - the media could break the Govt cover up of the imminent alien invasion, and I would not believe it. Pictures, video, the whole nine yards - just would not believe it anymore.

Frankly, I might welcome our new Alien Overlords. I'd at least like to hear what they have to say.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (rIQuo)

202 This ARE life saving surgeries - the Extraterrestrials need penises to survive.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)

203 I thought these trannie surgery whines were parody.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (nRWPy)

204
Mr President! Will everyone be able to get a test by Sunday?


Posted by: DamnedYankee


Test? No, it must be a lab-tested 100% cure. Or else you hate children.

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (MxEKc)

205 NEVERMIND THAT SHIT - HERE COMES MONGO!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (FZYNt)

206 When the only thing that truly exists for a person is that person's ego, yeah, tranny surgery is the number one health crisis.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (E+OcO)

207 146 Should I wait until the pandemic is over to complete it?
***

Do you live in a blue state? Yes

Do you line in a red state? No.


I live in a purple state. I'm so confused!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (KxVoZ)

208 I'm declaring my self a 29 year old female transvestite who presents as corona free.

fight me!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (1Lhet)

209 They keep pushing for a lockdown -- heard from a family member who is in wholesale fresh food sales (meat, produce) and he said they have a glut of supply because they are hearing from restaurants closing by the hour. This is BAD.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

210 NextDoor is so full of virtue signalers. "I'm going to cancel my nail and hair appointments indefinitely!
***

I was amazed to see how many under worked upper middle class housewives there are on that site.


I told Maria to stop getting the groceries in plastic bags BEFORE they banned them. And I've got her washing the cloth diapers now too! Seriously people we have to make sacrifices to save the earth!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (WdocV)

211
Jane,

why do you subject yourself to the mindless drivel of wine moms?
Unless it's for the entertainment factor. I'd want to mock them
mercilessly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)


?? It popped up on my email.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

212 Close the borders, expel the illegals, close the FNM and arrest everyone getting paid by China.

Seriously at this point why not go for the gold?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (WdocV)
++++++++++++++
At this point, I might be okay with nationalizing the major news corporations, merging them, then closing them and auctioning off their physical plant and spectrum to let some new players get in and make a go of it.

Virtually all of our major press fall into at least one of the following categories:
- In the pay of a foreign power
- In the unpaid service of a foreign power
- In the voluntary service of any anti-American cause

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

213 "As Science advances, Ignorance and Superstition gallop around the flanks and bite Science on the ass with big, dark teeth."

--Philip Jose Farmer

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (g8Yc+)

214 67 Reading something like this I am open to the idea that this is being delivered to us as punishment.
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 12:11 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't mean to bend your Bible, but we *made* this. On purpose. We can stop it on purpose as well.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (w+Ped)

215 Screw them. Any transgender person (or anyone else) who goes to the hospital for a non-essential surgery right now is gigantic asshole that will literally cause other people to get sick and probably lead to deaths too.

I've got an infection that's not responding to my prescription antibiotics, and I'm terrified to go in to the hospital because my nurse friends are either 1) at home awaiting their coronavirus tests or 2)posting about how they're out of face masks and sharing tutorials on how to sew masks out of quilting cottons as a backup.

but yeah, let's talk about how awful it is to make someone wait until after the pandemic to chop off their own dick. how about they DIY that and we can save the face masks?

Posted by: Mama Lou at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (Qqq4N)

216 "Market is tanking for many reasons. New York shutting its doors officially is a big one along with Cali."

Tanking the market is the goal.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (eAZVt)

217 So we have a market troll

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (5bxa0)

218 WHY AREN'T YOU LOCKING DOWN THE COUNTRY AS OUR CHINESE MASTER DEMANDS???

Posted by: Presstitutes at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (K4I9O)

219 I am a surgical technologist. Today during surgery an attending surgeon was talking with residents about what kind of cases are not essential. Things like ongoing spinal stenosis and avascular necrosis of the hip were mentioned as things that didn't make the cut. These conditions are painful, but according to these surgeons surgery ro relieve mere chronic pain was non-essential. Essentially if you it doesn't involve infection, bleeding or cancer, it can wait.

Posted by: David Stapleton at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (+3HK+)

220 Good thing gender is fluid, then.



Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

South Korean stats also show a higher death rate for men. Is the Wuhan Flu sexist?

Posted by: WOPR at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ET0cl)

221 You know, I am beginning to think that 20,000 rounds I have in my gun room, may not be enough?

NOT.

Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (g9dL3)

222 Dr. Franken Further is the mayor of Transexual, Transylvania

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (tvEuY)

223 Every time Fauci steps up to a microphone, the market takes a nose dive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

224 after giving a thought to transgenders please spare many thoughts for the agriculture community because if they can't make plans now,secure financing,decide on crop,buy seed, etc there will be much more pain come fall.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (NAbCm)

225 They canceled my cornea transplant and cataract surgery. I am legally blind in my left eye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

226 "life saving" trans surgery

***


Don't we have some psychopaths in various institutions across the nation willing to lop body parts off of people for the sheer fun of it? Do we really need actual doctors for this?


Posted by: Obligatory at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (WdocV)

227 What the fucking fuck is a transgender 'community'?
Is there some town or suburb that is populated primarily by fake women?

**


I think its right around the corner from Manassas, VA.


Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (u6xw0)

228 218 "Market is tanking for many reasons. New York shutting its doors officially is a big one along with Cali."

Tanking the market is the goal.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (eAZVt)

Well, they are succeeding.. for now.

Posted by: IC at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (sYDum)

229 is there any study that actually confirms this? I seem to remember that they still had a higher incidence of suicide -


The last figure I saw was 45%.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (HaL55)

230 I was hoping after yesterday when PDJT told the press that he should get rid of 70-80% of the press in the WH press room because they were sitting too close together that today we would see one press dummy per row out there.

I am severely disappointed. They're all still there.

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (oGBso)

231 I don't mean to bend your Bible, but we *made* this. On purpose. We can stop it on purpose as well.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve


Ha-ha, have we got a surprise coming for you...

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (dBiBP)

232 Every time Fauci steps up to a microphone, the market takes a nose dive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)


yeah....

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (zr5Kq)

233 the correct term is 'lopitoffamy'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (iTXRQ)

234 Picture of mentally ill Chinese-American with a man-bun awaiting Sam the Butcher and his Cleaved of Compassion.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (r/92q)

235 These people are in a rage (surprise!) because for a few days their gay little lives were entirely ignored by everyone, even the media. They couldn't take a back seat for even that long so now they're back pushing their insanity to the fore.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (j3npP)

236 The most worthless people in the world, journalists, want the entire the country to shut down, because oranagemanbad.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (eAZVt)

237 Omg. Reporter wants to know if there will be a national lock down. PDT says no, thank G-d.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
The fact that they're pushing for this so hard is an indicator, I think, that the states doing this are *very* nervous about their political futures.

There is no reason to do a national lockdown. The state-wide lockdowns are probably not necessary. Locking down hot spots might be, but not entire geographies. So why push for it?

Because if they get a national lockdown, they get the Feds (Trump) to own the consequences. Without a national lockdown, they own the consequences. They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)

238 https://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/image/612960424712978432

you will laugh

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (d7Ww2)

239 >>Meanwhile the National Abortion Foundation wants doctors and hospital to focus on providing abortions during this outbreak.


Ghouls.

Left unsaid: We need to hurry and get rid of these babies wile we can still pretend they are just a clump of cells. If someone has to delay they might realize it's a baby and want to keep it, or worse, have to take responsibility for their actions even when they'd prefer not to. Oh, the horror!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)

240 I still can't get over Gov Wolf shutting down laundromats

if there was a bigger FU to the working poor, I dunno what it is

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (G546f)

241 224 after giving a thought to transgenders please spare many thoughts for the agriculture community because if they can't make plans now,secure financing,decide on crop,buy seed, etc there will be much more pain come fall.
Posted by: blackdogs at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (NAbCm)

Psh. Farming's easy. That's why almost everyone did it for thousands of years.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (h+Dtu)

242 What is his claim to fame ?

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (zr5Kq)

243 @capeandcowell

Day 6 in quarantine with the family:

Just changed the WiFi password to reestablish dominance among the herd.


Hahaha!

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)

244 You know what REAL life saving surgeries are being delayed? Transplants. Patients waiting for transplants are going to die. But I do not see a full court press about them. Eff off trans. You are healthy other than your own selfish desire to maim yourself to solve your messed up life. Get a clue. It will not help your pitiful existence

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (UNyae)

245 23 Oh and blog has pop up-ish ads now.
At least on Safari, it does.

Speaking of ads, Pam Grrier's tits have volume and bounce
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 20, 2020 12:06 PM (l4C/z)

Safari's updates over the past year have been atrocious, I'm back on Opera now - next I'm going back to Linux.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)

246 Meanwhile the National Abortion Foundation wants doctors and hospital to focus on providing abortions during this outbreak

-

Wait until the gay / cross dressing gene is identified.

Abortion bans so fast it will make your head spin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (41rs/)

247 Gonna have some OJ for the vitamin C, with some Amaretto for the alcohol w/maybe a shot of Vodka...and a smoke.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (X/Pw5)

248 I don't like this Fauci guy. Bit too much of a negative nellie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)

249 These are still being done in Russia by Doctor Stanislaus Whobitchakockoff

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (e284m)

250 The pinnacle of American achievement was attained on July 20 1969 with Apollo 11. At that time the population of the US was 200 million. Today the population is 333 million and change, so I figure we can spare around 133 million idiots.

'Mr.' Bloom has shown himself to be surplus to requirements.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (d6mdH)

251 . Farming's easy. That's why almost everyone did it for thousands of years.

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Shut up racist

Posted by: Africa at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (41rs/)

252 Trump sounds like he knows more than he can say about this drug, and what he knows is good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (KxVoZ)

253 not only do tons of Chinamen still smoke, they smoke really shitty local brands that probably have all sorts of unhealthy additives like Tar, Fiberglass, who knows?

I'm sure there will be an article in the next few weeks that blames the West for importing smoking habits to China

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2020 12:32 PM (RKQ/v)

254 Divide divide divide

Posted by: Her Personal Chinese Spy at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (94hkk)

255
They canceled my cornea transplant and cataract surgery. I am legally blind in my left eye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)


My husband managed to have his first cataract surgery yesterday at a surgical center not attached to a hospital. Our doc (who is a long time friend) said he doesn't know if the next surgery scheduled in two weeks will happen. Depends on whether the out-patient centers are ordered to close.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

256 "You know what's really attracting a lot of supporters to the transsexual side of things? Their unceasing insistence that every single moment of every single human being's life should be focused exclusively on thinking, "But how does this affect transsexuals?" We just love being constantly instructed that we must Consider the Trannies 24/7/365."


You know, of all the things I have to deal with, all the challenges of normal life, and now with this silly China wuwu virus getting everyone all in a dither, I do have one thing going for me. I don't have to write articles for silly unserious webzines, focusing attention on the plight of the poor addadictomy/chopemoff crowd.

So I got that going for me.

Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (hku12)

257 Help! Help! My dick is killing me!


IT'S KILLING ME!

CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OOOOFFFFF!!!!

Posted by: TrannieMay at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (0dmP2)

258 237:

"Because if they get a national lockdown, they get the Feds (Trump) to own the consequences. Without a national lockdown, they own the consequences. They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse."

Yes. It's fear and cynicism both. These Blue State governors suspect they are overreacting and don't want to be out on a limb.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (puu6v)

259 Fauci, he has many accolades, but when he talks he sounds like a demagogue.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq)

260 What network was that asshole from?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (nRWPy)

261
... They want Trump to take the slings and arrows for them, and he should refuse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)

Yes, and I cannot watch any news because they keep missing this blindingly obvious take.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (w+Ped)

262 Fucking AutoCoronavirus changed my lost.

"Sam the Butcher and his Cleaver of Compassion."


Why would AutoCoronavirus change Cleaver to Cleaved?

Nobody says "cleaved" except when reading the Genesis story of Eve and Adam getting it on.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (r/92q)

263 "False sense of security." Fuck You.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (l3+k2)

264 We're going to get a hefty taste of what healthcare is like when it has to be rationed.

Bon Appetit!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (1Lhet)

265 Telling will be when cases of protest start.

Me thinks we're not too far off from people telling the state officials to GFY and going outside to carry on with daily lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (SENHs)

266 What they are supposed to stop shooting each other in Baltimore so some trans-ginger get a new vapena

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (g9x4e)

267 We just love being constantly instructed that we must Consider the Trannies 24/7/365.

So you mean I missed a "Day of No Mourning" this past February 29th.

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (BiNEL)

268 Omg. Reporter wants to know if there will be a national lock down. PDT says no, thank G-d.


Stupid idea anyway.

No reason Montana should operate like Massachusetts.

And it would fall to local LEOs to enforce.

So why just leave it to the sovereign states to make their own decisions?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

269 I think its right around the corner from Manassas, VA.


Posted by: dananjcon


They didn't call it Chantilly for nothing!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa)

270 Go get 'em Two Scoops.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

271 Awesome putdown of asshole panic reporter!




Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (MxEKc)

272 My gawd...these reporters that won't shut the hell up.

HA!

Trump just called the guy a 'terrible reporter'.

Ohhh...he's pissed!

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (cF8AT)

273 Trump chewing out a reporter, and it's beautiful!!!!! He's mad as hell!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

274 Journo: Are you being overly optimistic?
DJT: No you should prolly kill yourself right now.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (qXLLv)

275 You're a terrible reporter.

Hahahaha

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (7ZQe3)

276 Trump ripping a reporter for asking what do you say to people who are scared

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (9TdxA)

277 HAHAHAHAH !!!! Left hook ! in the jaw !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:34 PM (zr5Kq)

278 Have we broken past that barrier of only 3/1000ths of 1% of the United States population having the super contagious Kung Flu yet?

Did we ever make it to 0.004?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (41rs/)

279 Like all experts, Fauci has tunnel vision
Trump is Pres. Trump needs to have a broader view

Posted by: Bring back the Bird Flu at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (VidtX)

280 255
They canceled my cornea transplant and cataract surgery. I am legally blind in my left eye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

My husband managed to have his first cataract surgery yesterday at a surgical center not attached to a hospital. Our doc (who is a long time friend) said he doesn't know if the next surgery scheduled in two weeks will happen. Depends on whether the out-patient centers are ordered to close.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

I have to be put out about 4 hours as they need the endothelium to bind to the back of the cornea. So all nurse anesthetist and anesthesiologist ares standing by if needed for life saving efforts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (JFO2v)

281 "What do you say to Americans who are scared?"
Trump: "I think you're a terrible reporter"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL

Posted by: ptschett at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (zB+vL)

282 Trump b#tchslaps and NBC jerk reporter.
What did he ask that pissed him off?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

283 I LOVE TRUMP!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

284 Trump is pissed. Whoa

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (7ZQe3)

285 I want more life FUCKER. Give us the drugs!
Faucci is pissed.
Trump's anger is really with Fallci, not just the press.

Posted by: Woozer at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (WX+x0)

286 Taking it to the press. Keep it up Mr. President.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (sX1BW)

287 Oh you are a very terrible reporter!


Yessssssss!


Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (oGBso)

288 He should have named him and named his masters.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (+fPHo)

289 ahhh hope I get to.watch the Trump highlights later

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (G546f)

290 Con cast

Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (E7vND)

291 Trump all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (l3+k2)

292 Oh, crap. Question for Fauci. Someone get a hook and drag that idiot out of the presser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

293 OH now THIS BITCH!

"I would like Dr. Fauci to follow up on what you're saying."

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (cF8AT)

294 Trump just chewed out a reporter.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (WrOkn)

295 Trump b#tchslaps and NBC jerk reporter.
What did he ask that pissed him off?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

"what do you say to Americans who are scared..who are concerned..who are.." whatever.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (zr5Kq)

296 #BREAKING: NY, CT, NJ, and PA will temporarily close all barber shops, nail and hair salons, tattoo shops, and similar services in our four states effective tomorrow at 8PM.

-
I had my hair cut a few days ago foreseeing this eventuality. I also ordered this head-shaving razor (that looks like a race car). I figure why waste time and money on my few remaing stragglers.

https://amzn.to/2U7gfOZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

297
"Trump ripping a reporter for asking what do you say to people who are scared

Posted by: Ignoramus"

He should have said "They should stop watching the MSM."

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (MxEKc)

298
IT'S KILLING ME!

CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OOOOFFFFF!!!!
Posted by: TrannieMay
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Sorry, Dickless Thursday was yesterday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (sHVgQ)

299 SHUT UP, FAUCI. Jeebus, negative Nelly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

300 I doubt anyone in that room is going to bring up the Chinese virus thing today.

Posted by: Roy at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (ABjxW)

301 Hay, Horde.

So the Kung Flu kills males at twice the rate of females. How handy for China...eliminate a bunch of the extraneous males acquired under the One Child policy while you simultaneously cripple the West's workforce. Win- win.

Soros must be weeping with joy.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (XxJt1)

302 Reporters will not stop fear mongering.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (WrOkn)

303 Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:29 PM (u6xw0)


Well done!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (1Lhet)

304 Instead of meeting with my surgical team today, I will be seeing them (maybe) at the end of May.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)

305 *Let's try this question with Fauci, he will give us some verbal sh!t to run with ....

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zr5Kq)

306 Telling will be when cases of protest start.
Me thinks we're not too far off from people telling the state officials to GFY and going outside to carry on with daily lives.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:33 PM (SENHs)


The really telling moment will occur if the "authorities" authorize the shooting!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (BiNEL)

307 That was an epic slapdown.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

308 He IS trying to do Exactly That you ignorant slut.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (l3+k2)

309 "I would like Dr. Fauci to follow up on what you're saying."

Meaning"I want to have DR. Fauci call what you were just saying a lie."

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (5bxa0)

310 "Oh, here we go" - Trump

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Izzlo)

311 304
Instead of meeting with my surgical team today, I will be seeing them (maybe) at the end of May.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)


Just cut it off yourself.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

312 Trump letting them get under his skin.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (l3+k2)

313 304 Instead of meeting with my surgical team today, I will be seeing them (maybe) at the end of May.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)

Jeez, sock, that sucks. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (Ez6QX)

314

I'm on a Goldman Sachs call about the topic of the year. The have execs
from Moderna, Roche, Quest Diagnostics and health professionals. They
said progress that normally takes years is getting done in weeks. There
was a note of caution about the malaria drugs being used. Still more
testing needs to be done in this country. But off the shelf drugs maybe used if it works. The CEO of Moderna sounds like Jacques Cousteau. The underwater guy not the Peter Sellers character

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (hxegh)

315 Fauci answered that wonderfully.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (sX1BW)

316 It's The Park Place of Woke Monopoly.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (U/QDb)

317 Angry Trump is the best Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

318 Fauci, basically said, "The president and I aren't really saying anything different from each other. ANY drug has toxicity. It may work...we have decades of evidence. Let's see how it does."

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

319 "What do you say to Americans who are scared?"


I say "TURN OFF THE TV!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (oVJmc)

320 Hope that it will work vs proof that it will work.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (WrOkn)

321 Ah!

The tyranny of the tranny.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (m45I2)

322 18 Sometimes it seems like the only people that matter these days are transsexual

===
The Gheys (Hosannah!!) noses must be seriously out of joint.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (d6mdH)

323 Parents are having to stay home with their kids! Mr. President, give those people hope!

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (nRNOc)

324 Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (Z36FL)

325
Reporters will not stop fear mongering+++
Fearmongering is what attracts them to their slimy business in the first place.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (LGXGf)

326 Trump letting them get under his skin.

-----------

Sure, Trump is the person getting under skins. Go with that.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (sX1BW)

327 Trump's voice is sounding rather strained (rather understandably).

If you are a praying type, toss one in his direction and don't forget Melania and Barron!

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (BiNEL)

328 >>"what do you say to Americans who are scared..who are concerned..who are.." whatever.


Thanks.

Yeah, he needs to keep scolding the MSM for being only interested in ginning up fear and doubt.

I'm all for a check on power, but the MSM are beyond adversarial right now, they would kneecap his efforts however they can.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

329 Sean Spicer asking a question!

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (cF8AT)

330 Sean Spicer?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)

331 319
"What do you say to Americans who are scared?"





I say "TURN OFF THE TV!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (oVJmc)


"And get out of the house! Oh, wait..."

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (CQ3Qb)

332 "Who not to rely on."

Wonder who he was talking about there?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (xfb67)

333 American doctors!
Always perform unnecessary surgery!
Eat this bat soup, in a few weeks, it falls off all by itself!

Posted by: Doc Dong Chop at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (e284m)

334 And yet, the MSM jornalists will insist they are fair and balanced.

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (MxEKc)

335 What's up with Fallci's mouth. It is in motion.

Posted by: Woozer at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (WX+x0)

336 I don't like this Fauci guy. Bit too much of a negative nellie.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (r+sAi)


Have a heart. This might be his last pandemic, in a career as a bureaucrat, he only gets one of these every few years or so.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)

337 Mitch and Chuck.

And Marty's bringing his ships.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (E7vND)

338 Feinstein and a couple of others. Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)

339 "Mr President, what do you tell the people we've terrified?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (41rs/)

340 Lol. Trump is giving it to the press. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

341 327 Trump's voice is sounding rather strained (rather understandably).

If you are a praying type, toss one in his direction and don't forget Melania and Barron!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (BiNEL)

I'm sure he is sick to death of talking to these dicks every day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

342 Feinstein and a couple of others. Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
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Holy Shit lol

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZYFC)

343 Feinstein in your face bitch.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (+fPHo)

344 Find someone who loves you as much as the media loves themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)

345 Oh, now a reporter is asking Trump about going off on other reporters.


Can't take it.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

346 Actually, just the opposite. due to the one child policy combined with elective abortions, China had millions more Men than Women.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

What a coincidence this virus targets Chinese men! What are the *chances*?

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (94hkk)

347 Just cut it off yourself.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb)
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Whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt?

Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (oGBso)

348 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (41rs/)

349 I LOVE the way Trump is handling some of these "reporters" - calls out that bint for not mentioning Feinstein

Posted by: bigstarxxx at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (pvJV4)

350 Donnie slapping the reporterette with his dick

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Z36FL)

351 Trumps on fire.

Tear em up 2 scoops.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (E7vND)

352 Oh noes! How dare you go off on Peter!


"Peter is NOT a good journalist when it comes to fairness."


Glorious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

353 Is psychiatric treatment a cause or effect for trannies

====
No matter how much Whorreywood and the presstitutes try to force meto I. Don't. Give. A. Shit.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (d6mdH)

354 343 Feinstein in your face bitch.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (+fPHo)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

355 I'm sure there will be an article in the next few weeks that blames the West for importing smoking habits to China

I thought Ancient China invented everything?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cfSLd)

356 Feinstein and a couple of others. Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
++++++++++++
Feinstein and a couple of others what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

357 Why didn't you mention Diane Feinstein?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (WrOkn)

358 Again the press is asking about how bad Trump is treating the press. They're just the center of the fucking universe.

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (Izzlo)

359 I'm on a Goldman Sachs call about the topic of the year. The have execs
from Moderna, Roche, Quest Diagnostics and health professionals. They
said progress that normally takes years is getting done in weeks. There
was a note of caution about the malaria drugs being used. Still more
testing needs to be done in this country. But off the shelf drugs maybe used if it works. The CEO of Moderna sounds like Jacques Cousteau. The underwater guy not the Peter Sellers character
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (hxegh)

Some congress needs to suspend liability suits for this old, old, med

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (ONvIw)

360
I think there is a STRONG propensity among healthcare professionals to overstate risks. I am not saying that in a critical manner - I understand they have a ton of legal exposure, and it's in their best interest to be that way.

However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.

And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)

361 Now little snowflake whining beause their feelings are hurt after getting Trump-slapped,

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (MxEKc)

362 Did Trump just shut down the southern border?

Posted by: JB at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (SdfoC)

363 Now the bitch is scolding the Prez.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (WrOkn)

364 "Coming together is very important...and it's harder to come together with a dishonest media."

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

365 334 And yet, the MSM jornalists will insist they are fair and balanced.
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (MxEKc)

Blatant lying is part of the kink.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (94hkk)

366 342 Feinstein and a couple of others. Heh
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:39 PM (9TdxA)
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Holy Shit lol
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:40 PM (/ZYFC)



If Feinstein is forced out, she suffers no consequences and the seat remains Democrat.

The others? Maybe no consequences either but the seats may flip Democrat.

Not good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)

367 During the second wave, many local governments collapsed, and those who held the real power in a community - from Philadelphia's bluebloods to Phoenix's citizens' committee - took over.
...
Despite that effort, whoever held power, whether a city government or some private gathering of locals, they generally failed to keep the community together. They failed because they lost trust. They lost trust because they lied. (San Francisco was a rare exception; its leaders told the truth, and the city responded heroically.) And they lied for the war effort, for the propaganda machine that Wilson created.

pg 395 - 396.

The US death toll was originally put at 550,000. Now epidemiologists have settled on 675,000 out of a population of 105 million.
pg. 397.

The Great Influenza: The Story of the Deadliest Pandemic in History. John M. Barry. Penguin Books. 2005.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (tvEuY)

368 "Just cut it off yourself.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb) "



Ok, ok, I left myself open for that ...

but fuck you anyway.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (zlgJP)

369 362 Did Trump just shut down the southern border?

Posted by: JB at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (SdfoC)



Everything but necessary traffic. (trade)

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (WrOkn)

370 C'mon, Ace, how are trannies supposed to read books to children at the library with the constant distraction of having balls under their skirt? Have some humanity, bruh.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)

371 Mexicans are immune! We don't need a physical barrier!

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (41rs/)

372 Oh, this b1tch. The American one and now the Chinese one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (COzlW)

373 Well, I guess I will have to get dressed and go to da sto. Out of wine.

Posted by: kemp at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (g9dL3)

374 Excise Tax?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (+0axI)

375 Biden would disappear up his own ass under one twelfth of this scrutiny.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (94hkk)

376 "Could you repeat the question, Madame Butterfly?"

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (Izzlo)

377 Simpsons during the Zika scare...

https://tinyurl.com/tkverod

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vd8XM)

378 116 "Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Oh FFS."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

I think they are priming the pump.

Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)

379 And Brutus is an honorable man
And Feinstein is an honorable politician

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (9TdxA)

380 Biden would disappear up his own ass under one twelfth of this scrutiny.

Dr. Jill would have to come in and pull him off the podium

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (5bxa0)

381 I don't know how Trump can stand being in the same room with these idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

382 "I'm all for a check on power, but the MSM are beyond adversarial right now, they would kneecap his efforts however they can."

The check on power right now is Trump.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (eAZVt)

383 You don't mention Feinstein, why don't you mention Feinstein...but she's an honorable person.

Observe the classic Trump plant-the-story-plus-fakeout-compliment at its finest. Bravo.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (KxVoZ)

384 They are such idiots. Does the press not have an Admiral Akbar in command anywhere? If Trump invites you, the press, to dinner, you are the dinner.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (1+J19)

385 Soros must be weeping with joy.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:36 PM (XxJt1)


I seem to remember that early male survivors suffered "testicular scarring" (if they didn't die first). That little bit of data seems to have been memory-holed.

Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (BiNEL)

386 I think in an abundance of caution, Trump should cull the reporters. He said the other day that there were too many of them in the room and they were sitting too close together. So now might be a good time to kick out some of them for their own safety,
and just keep the ones who are not trying to gin up fear- if such a beast exists-aside from OAN, I mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (WI7YS)

387 Fireside chat...throw in another reporter.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (U/QDb)

388 371 Mexicans are immune! We don't need a physical barrier!
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (41rs/)


Tequila con wobbly worm > > TooWong Flu

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (pS94+)

389 Living in interesting times is the other Chinese curse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (LxTcq)

390 131 See the pyramids along the Nile ....
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

*****

???

Posted by: Taco Shack at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (Ae67h)

391 381 I don't know how Trump can stand being in the same room with these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

He's a much much better person than I am.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (Ez6QX)

392 I think there is a STRONG propensity among healthcare professionals to overstate risks.

Ever have a roofer tell you not to waste your money ?

Doesn't happen often. Hence the risk of blind trust in any expert.

Posted by: I Am No One at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (rIQuo)

393 Feinstein had escaped attention for a long time. I'm enjoying this particular tiny boomerang.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1+J19)

394 How fucked up do you have to be to cut your dick off?

Posted by: Kat_man at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (LQ7+y)

395 The daily beatdown. They can't help themselves, and he blasts them mercilessly.

It is wonderful.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (+fPHo)

396 https://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/image/612960424712978432

you will laugh
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2020 12:30 PM


Fetchez la vache!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (ejd/p)

397 Does Descovy (from the makers of Truvada) cure Mao Tse-Lung?

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

398
Political Polls @Politics_Polls
#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1,

Trump's Approval Rating

Overall: 53%
Handling COVID: 56%
Stimulating jobs: 60%
The economy: 60%
Fighting terrorism 58%
Immigration: 53%
Foriegn affairs: 52%
Administrating the government: 51%

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)

399 I don't know how Trump can stand being in the same room with these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

He ENJOYS this.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)

400 Someone posted yesterday that alcoholics are breaking into bars in areas where they have been shut down.

It will be interesting to see them overwhelming the hospitals that we are told are so important.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (41rs/)

401 Now little snowflake whining beause their feelings are hurt after getting Trump-slapped,
Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
+++++++++++++
The best way to avoid getting Trump-slapped is to not slap him first. I am not watching (on a conference call), but I can't think of a time that Trump attacked unprovoked. He hits back, not first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (hYcqw)

402 378 116 "Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Oh FFS."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

I think they are priming the pump.
Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)



Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)

403 >>The check on power right now is Trump


YES. Excellent point.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

404 The Deep State department. Hilarious

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (7ZQe3)

405 >>See the pyramids along the Nile ....
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

*****

>>???

I was trying to help the geographically challenged.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)

406 THE DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT lol

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (/ZYFC)

407 I think there is a STRONG propensity among healthcare professionals to overstate risks. I am not saying that in a critical manner - I understand they have a ton of legal exposure, and it's in their best interest to be that way.

However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.

And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)

I agree. If you don't give people the worst case scenario for a drug, you're in the shit when problems happen.

Make the patients sign informed consents. We used to do that for nearly everything in the hospitals, that changed to document the discussion.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ONvIw)

408 The guy in that photo is transitioning from Wu-han to Sue-han.

Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

409 With all the stay in home orders Trump should send them all packing.. They are definitely not "essential."

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (5bxa0)

410 >>Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Fuck Fauci.

I don't remember him admonishing Homosexuals for Buttfucking during the AIDS 'Crisis'...do you?

Did he advise making gay sex a misdemeanor? Shut down ALL gay businesses? No. He did not.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (+0axI)

411 394 How fucked up do you have to be to cut your dick off?
Posted by: Kat_man at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (LQ7+y)


50 years of constant feminazism gets the job done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (pS94+)

412 I don't know how Trump can stand being in the same room with these idiots.

He's using them as a speed-bag. Keeps him sharp.

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (1+J19)

413 Bet Fauci is still getting paid...little weasel.

Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (L3Rsz)

414 Mexicans probably have a stronger immune system than we do. _Darwin award

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (WrOkn)

415 Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?

------------

He might be. We are a risk averse people now. It is now rearing its really ugly head.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (sX1BW)

416 Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94


You'd think as a doctor he would stop inciting panic but since his funding is probably panic driven, yeah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (SENHs)

417
Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)

He didn't go along with Event 201's rec of keeping travel and borders open, so he's a mixed bag

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ONvIw)

418 See the pyramids along the Nile ....
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

The Duprees?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (CqE5x)

419 Well, one thing about all of this b s occurring during Lent: it sure feels like sack cloth and ashes. Cannot wait to have a large Scotch or three in a few weeks.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (LGXGf)

420 The Non-Binary Who Cried Wolf.

Posted by: Fred Walls at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (JFkWq)

421 Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)


That's my thinking. Husband's too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

422 We'll drop them back using helicopters.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)

423 The Gheys (Hosannah!!) noses must be seriously out of joint.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 12:38 PM (d6mdH)


No, that's the folks who are addicted to plastic surgery.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hku12)

424 Safari's updates over the past year have been atrocious, I'm back on Opera now - next I'm going back to Linux.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)
-------------

I run Opera on Ubuntu and the ad blocker is incredibly effective.

Amusing side note: Have to turn off the ad blocker when on Amazon, as the ad blocker turns the Amazon home page into a linkfest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (WEBkv)

425 I want life saving breast surgery, maybe a face lift in ten years..same reason.
I feel bad that I'm not exactly what I think I am..helppp me

Posted by: willow at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (E5zoW)

426 We have lots of helicopters.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (+fPHo)

427 Political Polls @Politics_Polls

#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1,



Trump's Approval Rating



Overall: 53%

Handling COVID: 56%

Stimulating jobs: 60%

The economy: 60%

Fighting terrorism 58%

Immigration: 53%

Foriegn affairs: 52%

Administrating the government: 51%

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)


Something else blowing up in the left's face. They just can't help being Wile E Coyote to his Road Runner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hxegh)

428 Oh, this b1tch. The American one and now the Chinese one.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (COzlW)
+++++++++
Within the realm of the press, what is the difference?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)

429 (CLENCH!)

Posted by: Diane Fientien's Butthole at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (l3+k2)

430 >>The Duprees?

Oui.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

431 me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?

-

You mean the government employee who has been in the same role since Reagan?

Nah.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (41rs/)

432 So let's take off the mask, and see who killed parody...

VICE MAGAZINE!

Posted by: The Scooby Gang at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (xPYsj)

433 Fetchez la vache!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (ejd/p)
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Quoi?

Posted by: Clueless Frenchman at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (g8Yc+)

434 407 I think there is a STRONG propensity among healthcare professionals to overstate risks. I am not saying that in a critical manner - I understand they have a ton of legal exposure, and it's in their best interest to be that way.

However, I think that propensity becomes completely inculcated, almost a force of habit.

And when you mix that with politicians who thrive on fear as a means of gaining MOAR POWER, you can get a shitstorm of panic like we're seeing now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (II2Y0)

I agree. If you don't give people the worst case scenario for a drug, you're in the shit when problems happen.

Make the patients sign informed consents. We used to do that for nearly everything in the hospitals, that changed to document the discussion.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ONvIw)


======

Umm, you still do sign informed consents. You wanna end all of this shit? Tort reform. Otherwise doctors and drug makers are gonna cover their ass because if they don't nobody else will.

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (Lyh9/)

435 Who's bitch is dis? Boy, that reporterette has her feelz hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

436 we know who you are

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (zr5Kq)

437 Watch Mexico - because it's dysfunctional, Mexico isn't gonna do shit about this scare. And a lot of people will get sick, and some people will die, and then everyone will forget about it and life will go on like before.

And Mexico's economy will be bigger than the US economy, and the Mexican Army will deploy to the border to try to stop hordes of poor Americans trying to flee to Mexico to get jobs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (V2Yro)

438 HAHAHA ignored that bitch's question.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

439 Trump's optimism about this chlorquinine (sp?) is giving me hope.

That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)

440 Just a reminder... ten days ago, our media and bureaucracies warned us that in ten days, our ICUs would be "overwhelmed" with dying Oriental Lung Death patients.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (BeYX8)

441 Dumb bitch

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (94hkk)

442 Who's bitch is dis? Boy, that reporterette has her feelz hurt.

Then she should stop asking stupid f'ing questions

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (5bxa0)

443 I regret deleting all this work from home emails now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (SENHs)

444 Things are heating up. The bitch Cecilia from ABC is about to rush the podium.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (+fPHo)

445 Just a reminder... ten days ago, our media and bureaucracies warned us that in ten days, our ICUs would be "overwhelmed" with dying Oriental Lung Death patients.

https://is.gd/n1ZrC5

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (BeYX8)

446
my dad: Did you hear about those 4 senators?
my mom: No. What happened?
my dad: They all sold their stock after getting an intelligence review. All Republicans. Burr...

etc

Posted by: Hand at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (786Ro)

447 Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (pS94+)


Yes, he's standard issue bureaucrat, and not the nefarious deep state type.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (hku12)

448 In my fevered dreams, this is what I imagine:


Press whore: "OrangeMan bad, we're all gonna die 'cause of him."

Dr. Fauci: "This morning before the presser, PDT told me you were a bunch of ignorant, self-important sluts. Normally the President and I agree on most aspects of this effort. However, today I must respectfully disagree with our President. You are dumber than what the President led e to believe - hard as that is to believe. You are an ignorant skank who couldn't find her fat ass with both hands. If it wasn't for cum guzzling, you'd have no value at all. Be gone from my sight you pusillanimous puttana."

Next question.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Y4EXg)

449 Whose not who's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

450 The panic and fear isn't created by the medical bureaucrats but by the MEDIA reporting.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (WrOkn)

451 So you're telling me there will be hundreds of strippers in New York who suddenly have no jobs to go to, but may need money.

Huh.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (Wm5SB)

452 This thing is not spreading exponentially.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (+0axI)

453 415 Is it me or is Fauci just a long-time swamp-dweller only out to increase the funding for his agency?

never let a virus go to waste

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (rpxSz)

454 439
Trump's optimism about this chlorquinine (sp?) is giving me hope.



That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)


You mean, "False sense of security."

Posted by: Dick Wadd, Esteemed Journalist at March 20, 2020 12:50 PM (l3+k2)

455 For transgender and gender non-conforming people, gender-affirming surgeries are life-altering procedures, which, for many, can greatly reduce gender dysphoria and improve their quality of life.

Tell me more, because I give a rat's ass about the quality of life of mentally ill perverts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (Tatvh)

456 Who's bitch is dis? Boy, that reporterette has her feelz hurt.

Then she should stop asking stupid f'ing questions
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (5bxa0)

What was that exchange?

I had the mute button on

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

457 >>So you're telling me there will be hundreds of strippers in New York who suddenly have no jobs to go to, but may need money.


And Babysitters.


Also, cocaine or meth.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (+0axI)

458 Boobs all tense? Need a massage? Xipe is here to help!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (o2MD2)

459 Simpsons during the Zika scare...

https://tinyurl.com/tkverod
Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 12:42 PM (vd8XM)

Tha'ts great. I love How Zucker is the dupe.



Posted by: dananjcon at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (u6xw0)

460 120
97 Whoa! Dr. Blix says the Chinese Coronavirus Bat Soup Syndrome kills 2x as many males as females!



Posted by: Boots at March 20, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)





Then China is truly fucked.


naw. it's just restoring balance to the force.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (kf5Ci)

461 hand
i'm sorry about your dad.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (0O7c5)

462 American doctors!
Always perform unnecessary surgery!
Eat this bat soup, in a few weeks, it falls off all by itself!



Those trannys can just wind a few rubber bands around their junk. Works the same way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (HaL55)

463 why ?? WHY ???? *we re still dumb

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (zr5Kq)

464 my mom: No. What happened?
my dad: They all sold their stock after getting an intelligence review. All Republicans. Burr...

etc
Posted by: Hand at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (786Ro)

Liar.
Your momma can't talk with her mouth full.
Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (qLs5f)

465 "Umm, you still do sign informed consents. You wanna end all of this shit? Tort reform."

Yup. Lawyers are the root of all evil.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (eAZVt)

466 Trump's optimism about this chlorquinine (sp?) is giving me hope.



That was a man who knows some good news that he can't quite talk about yet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (KxVoZ)


---

Someone's about to make some serious bank.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (RU4sa)

467 OMG..."Is it helpful for the pres. to call it The Deep State dept?"

I just can't even....

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (cF8AT)

468 Idiot male reporter before asked 2 questions.

1. Why are you deliberately underplaying the virus threat by being so optimistic?

2. Why haven't you reassured Americans who are terrified of this virus?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (COzlW)

469 Umm, you still do sign informed consents. You wanna end all of this shit? Tort reform. Otherwise doctors and drug makers are gonna cover their ass because if they don't nobody else will.
Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:48 PM (Lyh9/)

We do informed consents for surgery and procedures, I recall needing them signed for most meds in an inpatient setting. When I retired we only had them signed for meds that had a very difficult profile, like clozapine. I can't recall the last time I signed a consent for a med, just a waiver of counseling at the pharmacist

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

470 Something else blowing up in the left's face. They just can't help being Wile E Coyote to his Road Runner
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (hxegh)

Think of how many people who just don't pay attention are doing so now.

And seeing a very different Trump than was carefully built up in their minds through hundreds of billions of dollars worth of drive-by mental mindfuck persuasion propaganda.

Why do you think Omar said he's doing "incredible"? Because if they don't say it, people are still seeing it and will naturally wonder if they've just been lied to all along.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)

471 "This thing is not spreading exponentially."

Bad news for The Democrat Party. Good news for America.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (eAZVt)

472 All those who think COVID-19 as "Boomer Remover" better pray it never mutates into something like the Spanish Influenza.

The sixteen to forty age cohort in 1918 accounted for more than half the death toll. Hardest hit in this group were between twenty-one and thirty.

Pg. 397. Ibid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (tvEuY)

473 Political Polls @Politics_Polls

#New National @HarrisPoll (3/17-1,



Trump's Approval Rating



Overall: 53%

Handling COVID: 56%

Stimulating jobs: 60%

The economy: 60%

Fighting terrorism 58%

Immigration: 53%

Foriegn affairs: 52%

Administrating the government: 51%

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:44 PM (1tIiG)

If this keeps up, expect the left driven hysteria to drop off real quick.

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

474 410 >>Fauci defending Newsome and Cuomo shutting down their ENTIRE STATES.


Fuck Fauci.

I don't remember him admonishing Homosexuals for Buttfucking during the AIDS 'Crisis'...do you?

Did he advise making gay sex a misdemeanor? Shut down ALL gay businesses? No. He did not.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (+0axI)

>40k new cases per year since about 1990

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (JFO2v)

475 Is the OANN reporter there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

476 Pompeo slamming China...

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (cF8AT)

477 did this idiot miss when they said that Chicoms notified WHO late January ??

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (zr5Kq)

478 If Feinstein is forced out, she suffers no consequences and the seat remains Democrat.

The others? Maybe no consequences either but the seats may flip Democrat.

Not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 20, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)

If Doug Collins gets to run for that Senate seat in GA, it will stay in R hands. Loeffler is damaged goods right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (iuFgi)

479 Pompeo putting some facts to the press snakes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

480 My favorite thing today was Governor Tubbyfag Polis saying that he's considering a Shelter In Place order and then, the very next minute, saying that we can expect 80% of Coloradans to get the disease, in any event.

I doubt the validity of either statement.

But they're self-contradicting, to boot. If B is true, then A is pointless.

What a turd. What a gay little turd that guy is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (II2Y0)

481 472 All those who think COVID-19 as "Boomer Remover" better pray it never mutates into something like the Spanish Influenza.

The sixteen to forty age cohort in 1918 accounted for more than half the death toll. Hardest hit in this group were between twenty-one and thirty.

Pg. 397. Ibid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (tvEuY)

So the over 40 had some herd immunity from a previous flu maybe in 1880s or 1890s.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (JFO2v)

482 What was that exchange?

I had the mute button on
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

She asked Sec Pompeo if it undermines him when the President attacks news outlets and he just said, "does anyone else have a question?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)

483 Delay in surgery = time for psychiatric help.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Tatvh)

484 Pompeo is good. Very good.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)

485 This whole coronavirus panic appears to be another instance of the media trying to prove that only politicians can deal with such a serious threat.

Oops!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (WEBkv)

486 Why do you think Omar said he's doing "incredible"? Because if they don't say it, people are still seeing it and will naturally wonder if they've just been lied to all along.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)

---

We truly are living in the end times.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (RU4sa)

487 Is that reporterette going after the CDC? Bad career move on her part. Those are all dedicated servant working tirelessly to protect us. She should read the memo.

Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (MxEKc)

488 What's the deal with quinine and Kung Flu? I keep tonic with quinine handy for leg cramps. What does it do to a virus?

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (XxJt1)

489 Pompeo for president 2024

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)

490 Trans people don't need surgery, they need a psychologist.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (wzzJf)

491 "Mr. Pompeo...what message does it send to other countries lashing out at reporters?"

I am fucking speechless....

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)

492 Holy tap dancing shit, lady, let it go!

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Izzlo)

493 If Doug Collins gets to run for that Senate seat in GA, it will stay in R hands. Loeffler is damaged goods right now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 12:54 PM (iuFgi)


Loeffler is a Planned Parenthood-supporting, rich socialite who pretends to be conservative. I don't know what the hell Kemp was thinking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

494 Oh sweet Jesus, they are more concerned about reporterss' feelings than the pandemic.
Shut it down now.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

495 This is turning into a good beat down of the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)

496 480 My favorite thing today was Governor Tubbyfag Polis saying that he's considering a Shelter In Place order and then, the very next minute, saying that we can expect 80% of Coloradans to get the disease, in any event.

80%? Haha.. Gov. Nuisance of my state CA. said only half of us were gonna get it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (5bxa0)

497 Fauci could self quarantine in a test tube

lil fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (rpxSz)

498 "This thing is not spreading exponentially."

We're gonna need a bigger exponent.

Posted by: The Deep State at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (gHCnG)

499 Pompeo running out of bubblegum too.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (l3+k2)

500 Reporters reporting on reporting on reporters!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

501 465 "Umm, you still do sign informed consents. You wanna end all of this shit? Tort reform."

Yup. Lawyers are the root of all evil.
Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (eAZVt)

=======

It's the personal injury, malpractice, and class action (drug lawyers) that are the source of the risk averse tendency in modern medicine. I'm not gonna throw all lawyers in that particular basket. Don't want to be a meal for the Ravage!!!

Posted by: Jackal at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Lyh9/)

502 This is not about you, "reporters"! Fuck sake!

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Izzlo)

503 Those trannys can just wind a few rubber bands around their junk. Works the same way.

-

Don't be silly. That's not how to make an open wound that requires daily applications of medication to keep it from naturally healing itself - because horrible, traumatic, gaping injury - while you are somehow pretending it's a vagina.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (41rs/)

504 my dad: They all sold their stock after getting an intelligence review. All Republicans. Burr...

etc

Posted by: Hand

--

From what I have seen, Feinstein sold more than the rest of them put together.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (YslsA)

505 It probably says our reporters are dumb as shit.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (sX1BW)

506 437 Watch Mexico - because it's dysfunctional, Mexico isn't gonna do shit about this scare. And a lot of people will get sick, and some people will die, and then everyone will forget about it and life will go on like before.

And Mexico's economy will be bigger than the US economy, and the Mexican Army will deploy to the border to try to stop hordes of poor Americans trying to flee to Mexico to get jobs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2020 12:49 PM (V2Yro)

The Governor of Jalisco shut down the tourist industry in the Bay of Banderas region. All bars, restaurants, casinos, etc. closed. Public transportation has been shut down. They are taking this seriously.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (n+0Aw)

507 Did that reporter just say "Kung flu"????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

508 Great answer.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (94hkk)

509 "Instead of meeting with my surgical team today, I will be seeing them (maybe) at the end of May."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 12:37 PM (zlgJP)

Howdy, sock,

So sorry to hear this. I think I had the same surgery about a year ago that you had or are planning. I know I was on pins and needles to just get it done and over with and move on. I was thinking about you the other day and hoping you were in the clear. Hang in there, and all the best wishes.




Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (U3LtS)

510 Ace you're killing me with all the animal rescue vids. How many more tears can I shed?

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oiP6j)

511 Why do you think Omar said he's doing "incredible"? Because if they don't say it, people are still seeing it and will naturally wonder if they've just been lied to all along.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2020 12:53 PM (94hkk)

The fact that Omar said this signals that the Democrats Know that criticizing Trump at this time is a loser.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)

512 Shutting down the border will decrease the flow of illegal drugs. People better stock up on meth and coke.

Lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (SENHs)

513 It's only a good beat down if a baseball bat is involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (tvEuY)

514 All we ask you to do is listen to what we say and report it accurately.
_Pompeo

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (WrOkn)

515 This is at least a good question. About what Senator Johnson says.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (sX1BW)

516 500 Reporters reporting on reporting on reporters!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

I'm stealing that. Thanks!

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

517 Getting to the point to where Trump needs to respond to these stupid questions, "Not productive nor informative. FYNQ".

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (qLs5f)

518 Don't be silly. That's not how to make an open wound that requires daily applications of medication to keep it from naturally healing itself - because horrible, traumatic, gaping injury - while you are somehow pretending it's a vagina.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (41rs/)
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I saw "Traumatic Injury" open for "Type-O Negative" in 1995.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (WEBkv)

519 24/7/366. No refuge in a leap year.

Posted by: Ben Sears at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (xWn07)

520 Help! Help! My dick is killing me!


IT'S KILLING ME!

CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OOOOFFFFF!!!!

Posted by: TrannieMay



"Remember when we were 13 year old boys and we heard about girls menstruating for the first time and we disgustingly referred to the vagina as "the wound that never heals", to much hilarity?

Well, I'm all growed up now and I think the best thing for my future mental health is to have one of those for real."


Posted by: Sharkman at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (r/92q)

521 515 This is at least a good question. About what Senator Johnson says.
Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (sX1BW)

Yes. That was a fair question.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (Ez6QX)

522 Pompeo was very good. Hurt some reporters' feelz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

523 1. Why are you deliberately underplaying the virus threat by being so optimistic?
___________

Such a stupid question. Trump is optimistic and bombastic by nature. That's who he is and who he always has been. Anybody who has paid even the slightest bit of attention to him knows that.

We have more than enough people panicking and doom-saying now. We need optimism, and Trump is the right president to provide it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (k4dH2)

524 Men die at a 200% higher rate than women and are at a much higher risk for a severe case, but of course it's women who are feeling the worst effects of Kung Flu. Have seen many articles about this and a search will bring them up. Here is a Bloomberg article.


trib.al/3nAC8iH

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (MRjKr)

525 We do informed consents for surgery and procedures, I recall needing them signed for most meds in an inpatient setting. When I retired we only had them signed for meds that had a very difficult profile, like clozapine. I can't recall the last time I signed a consent for a med, just a waiver of counseling at the pharmacist
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:52 PM (ONvIw)


Clozapine has a national clearinghouse that has to authorize dispensing. Patients go through monthly level tests, and the docs and pharmacists have to wait for permission from the national clearinghouse before they can give it to the patient.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)

526 This is at least a good question. About what Senator Johnson says.


*there needs to be a better answer.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)

527 Ugh. Fauci again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

528
well the national guard just showed up in raleigh,be safe everyone
**********
From a Friend on FB

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (1tIiG)

529 488 What's the deal with quinine and Kung Flu? I keep tonic with quinine handy for leg cramps. What does it do to a virus?
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (XxJt1)

Tonic water is way below the dose needed for wuflu. I think they are being guarded about this because we have millions of doses, not enough for 300million people to get a weeks worth.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)

530 I think my favorite thing is watching these snowflakes in real time demeaning themselves with these idiotic "Do you think its fair...?" questions.


We've known for ages that the MSM is one level lower than shit on the ground, but there are millions across this country that had no fucking idea watching it happen every day right now.

Posted by: H Badger at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (n/0Nw)

531 Loeffler is a Planned Parenthood-supporting, rich
socialite who pretends to be conservative. I don't know what the hell
Kemp was thinking.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM


He was thinking, "Which one donated more to my campaign?".

Posted by: Bert G at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (OMsf+)

532 519 24/7/366. No refuge in a leap year.
Posted by: Ben Sears at March 20, 2020 12:57 PM (xWn07)

Confucius say

reap year good time to sow

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (rpxSz)

533 In a normal influenza epidemic, the 16 to 40 age group only accounts for 10% or less of the deaths.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (tvEuY)

534 What a sniveling bunch of weasels. How I loathe the modern day press

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (7ZQe3)

535 Fauci - bloviator

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)

536 Fauci needs mini Mike stool at the podium.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (PLt1S)

537 Fauci could self quarantine in a test tube

lil fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM


I rate this as true.

Posted by: Mrs. Fauci at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ejd/p)

538 Won't somebody think of the genital surgeries!

We're trying hard not to, so thanks a lot.

I came here for a laugh, and I got it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (+lVUW)

539 Women are getting hit worse than men because it threatens feminism. A quick search will bring up more articles about this.

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (MRjKr)

540 Funny how the same people who were just a week or two ago insisting that we must *open* our borders during a pandemic are now trying to get Trump to order a national shelter in place, because people going to the store or walking on the beach are literally killing people!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

541 507 Did that reporter just say "Kung flu"????
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

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The beauty of 'Kung Flu" is that it's easy to say and type, and even lefty millennials cant help but like it.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

542 I like the way Trump delegates responding to (stupid) questions to members of his task force. Good management/ leadership.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Tatvh)

543 536 Fauci needs mini Mike stool at the podium.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (PLt1S)

Heh, I said that upthread. He's tiny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)

544 Delay in surgery = time for psychiatric help.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (Tatvh)
.........

The doctor is in.

https://tinyurl.com/qlb9a89

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

545
I do think Dems may have miscalculated something...

Nobody in their right mind, even if they oppose the man politically, blames My Main Man Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of causing or mishandling this "plague."

Even my boss, someone who actively campaigns for Dems, thinks his handling of the matter has been even-keeled and effective.

The only people who are dissing My Main Man for this are febrile Twitter addicts. And those are the only people these politicians and their media masters know or listen to.

Well, TBF - I've been dissing the shit out of him for the corporate bailouts (I fucking hate those), but not otherwise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (II2Y0)

546 Fauci is a downer.. I prefer that woman doctor

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (5bxa0)

547 Fauci out of bubblegum.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (l3+k2)

548 LOL can't GF...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (8D42x)

549 now we got a Shelia in the press room

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 12:59 PM (rpxSz)

550 Ok, first...all female reporters - OUT!

Second, turn the heat up in the room to 95.

Third, electrify the chairs.

I'll think of more later.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (cF8AT)

551 Run out of supplies in a matter of weeks.

A lot - a LOT - can happen in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Tatvh)

552 Ron Johnson is about to get his turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (iuFgi)

553 488 What's the deal with quinine and Kung Flu? I keep tonic with quinine handy for leg cramps. What does it do to a virus?
Posted by: creeper

they are not sure
theory is:
something about chloroquine gettung through the cell walls, changing the ph level which disrupts the viral replication process

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)

554 miss that buy this........................much

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (rpxSz)

555 Jane take one look at Loeffler and you will know what Kemp was thinking.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (PLt1S)

556 We'll shoot them from big guns.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)

557 405 >>See the pyramids along the Nile ....
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

*****

>>???

I was trying to help the geographically challenged.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 12:45 PM (ZLI7S)


____________

Got it. Thanks.

Posted by: Taco Shack at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Ae67h)

558 This is at least a good question. About what Senator Johnson says.


*there needs to be a better answer.

-------------

Fair. Perhaps if the press spent more time on questions related to that and less on reporters feelz and nomenclature for the China virus, we could get better responses.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (sX1BW)

559 507 Did that reporter just say "Kung flu"????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:56 PM (ptqGC)
.........

Bad bad bad. Should've said Lung Fu.

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

560 OTM?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (Tatvh)

561 Don't be silly. That's not how to make an open wound that requires daily applications of medication to keep it from naturally healing itself - because horrible, traumatic, gaping injury - while you are somehow pretending it's a vagina.


But it's an important first step.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (HaL55)

562 Trump avoids ripping into De Blasio

Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (CqE5x)

563 Clozapine has a national clearinghouse that has to authorize dispensing. Patients go through monthly level tests, and the docs and pharmacists have to wait for permission from the national clearinghouse before they can give it to the patient.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (hku12)

Yes, I know and the reason they do, is the side effect profile and the need for weekly WBCs. As of last March we did not do signed consents for most other meds. We used to keep file cabinets for consents, even for blood pressure meds and Tylenol. Hospitals are not as crazy as they used to be. With a Medicaid patient under 19, I used to need permission from a parent or guardian to give Tylenol.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ONvIw)

564 normal influenza epidemic, the 16 to 40 age group only accounts for 10% or less of the deaths.

-

And my money is on 10% of *those* being closer to 16, and the other 90% closer to 40.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (41rs/)

565 Fauci is a good foil to Trump. Spock to Kirk

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (9TdxA)

566 My local Publix was cleaned out of regular and diet tonic a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

567 Won't somebody think of the genital surgeries!

We're trying hard not to, so thanks a lot.

I came here for a laugh, and I got it.
Posted by: nerdygirl

This week on 'Mohel's Gone Wild"

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

568 Honestly, none of this stimulus will really matter until we get out from lockdown. It is as simple as that.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

569 And if they have no papers at all, we'll drop them in the Caribbean.

Our helicopters are beautiful. Very nice.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (+fPHo)

570 Gender reassignment surgery is by definition "elective", meaning it can be scheduled in advance, as the health of the patient is not at risk. By the way, that sentence you just read is likely considered HateSpeech or ThoughtCrime and could probably get me Unpersoned on various social media platforms.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Yn6WC)

571 Press in a frenzy.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (l3+k2)

572 Mr. Pompeo...what message does it send to other countries lashing out at reporters?"

I am fucking speechless....
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
"Ms. Reporter Whore, what message are you sending to your foreign masters right now by lashing out at me and the rest of the executive?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (hYcqw)

573 566 My local Publix was cleaned out of regular and diet tonic a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

We had a bunch at our local grocery last night.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

574 424 Safari's updates over the past year have been atrocious, I'm back on Opera now - next I'm going back to Linux.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 20, 2020 12:31 PM (w+Ped)
-------------

I run Opera on Ubuntu and the ad blocker is incredibly effective.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 20, 2020 12:47 PM (WEBkv)


Brave works great for me across multiple platforms (Mac, Windows, Android).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (DTX3h)

575 People are also butthurt that their proctologists are no longer administering anathemas.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (kfcYC)

576
Bad bad bad. Should've said Lung Fu.
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
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There is (or was) a Chinese restaurant in the La Crescenta valley called "Lung Fung".

Posted by: Clueless Frenchman at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)

577 Jane take one look at Loeffler and you will know what Kemp was thinking.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (PLt1S)


She has a freakishly long neck. When PDT was at the CDC the other day, she was standing in the room, and it seemed Trump deliberately ignored her.

She was not a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

578 Finally, an intelligent question. The bar for that is set very low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (Tatvh)

579 Off Gallic sock!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (g8Yc+)

580 Wait a minute...

No one has mentioned Barfley Manning in this thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (tvEuY)

581 >>>Tonic water is way below the dose needed for wuflu. I think they are being guarded about this because we have millions of doses, not enough for 300million people to get a weeks worth.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)


Mix gin with that tonic water. commieChi-na virus doesn't do well in an alcohol environment.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (WrOkn)

582 Honestly, none of this stimulus will really matter until we get out from lockdown. It is as simple as that.

-

We could probably just give 70% of it to Amazon and tell them to mail out some iPhones to people who fit in a particular algorithm.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (41rs/)

583 You're telling us this is NOT satire?

Posted by: iowaan at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (EVE5z)

584
The president of Mass General Hospital on the call now. He said by stopping any elective surgeries it has opened up a lot of space and availability for doctors. Bed space has gone from +90% occupied to around 70%. Operating rooms at about 1/3 of what they normally do

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (hxegh)

585 IIRC "Lung" means Dragon

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (tvEuY)

586 Finally, an intelligent question. The bar for that is set very low.

------------

The intelligent questions get overshadowed by the incredibly dumb ones. But they are very dumb.

Posted by: SH at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (sX1BW)

587 She has a freakishly long neck. When PDT was at the CDC the other day, she was standing in the room, and it seemed Trump deliberately ignored her.

She was not a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

yeah

still hit it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (rpxSz)

588 Our asshole press has no self-awareness. None. Cluelessly self-involved during a national tragedy. I don't think I've ever hated anyone the way I despise and hate these people.

Posted by: Biergood at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (FQWHA)

589 Mr. Pompeo...what message does it send to other countries lashing out at reporters?"

I am fucking speechless....
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
"Ms. Reporter Whore, what message are you sending to your foreign masters right now by lashing out at me and the rest of the executive?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:02 PM[/]

"It sends the message that our leadership is made of of serious people, who have no time for the pig-ignorant drivel you people spew. FYNQ."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)

590 Donald Trump just came out with an apology for calling Covid19 the Chinese Virus and Kung Flu. From now it will be administration policy to call it Flu Manchu.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (kfcYC)

591 Damn MSM.
If tasked to come up with the virus' preferred pronoun, it would take them a month of meetings, focus groups, and conversations.
Dumb fu*ks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (axyOa)

592 Dow was in the green (+4) for a millisecond.

Dropped back down to -50 pts in 20 seconds.

Frigging computers.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (qLs5f)

593 IIRC "Lung" means Dragon
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:04 PM (tvEuY)
------
I thought that was "Long", cf. "Xiao Long" from Crouching Tiger.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (g8Yc+)

594 they are not sure
theory is:
something about chloroquine gettung through the cell walls, changing the ph level which disrupts the viral replication process
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:00 PM (G546f)

Latest info seems to be that hydrochloroquine is a zinc ionophore. It increases cell wall permeability for zinc, which concentrates it in the cytoplasm. High concentrations of zinc very efficiently inhibit Chinavirus's RNA polymerase enzyme that it needs to reproduce.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (n+0Aw)

595 As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."

No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!

Tolerance is not enough.
Acceptance is not enough.
Insufficiently enthusiastic celebration will be punished.

Posted by: iowaan at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (EVE5z)

596 They are desperately trying him to go negative. He won't.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)

597 >>> Our helicopters are beautiful. Very nice.

The best. Incredibly powerful!

Posted by: fluffy at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (dCRRg)

598 So the traders are playing on their game consoles again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (tvEuY)

599 An up-talking reporterette. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

600 I've seen market much much much lower.... It always comes back. Weird....

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (zr5Kq)

601 I think if you replaced all the "reporters' at these pressers with special ed dropouts the questions would get more intelligent and relevant.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

602 You can totally cut your own dick off. All you need is scissors and tequila. Man up.

Posted by: Chris W at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (P7iDO)

603 https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1241046524739686400

"We can bring our finances back, we can't bring our people back" Trump on people calling this a nothingburger and the risk to the American population

(I guess Trump is now a commie according to the smart political set of commentators calling this a nothingburger for 2 months)

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 01:06 PM (MRjKr)

604 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 20, 2020 01:03 PM (DTX3h)

I'm using the DuckDuckGo app on an iPad and I like it much better than Brave!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (BiNEL)

605 @CurtisHouck

Video: Here's when the testiness between the President and NBC's Peter Alexander. Trump: "The American people are looking for answers, and they're looking for hope and you're doing sensationalism and the same with NBC and Comcast. I don't call it Comcast, I call it Concast."

https://tinyurl.com/tyzwl2n

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (cF8AT)

606 Hahaha

Costco is refusing returns on toilet paper.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (41rs/)

607 I know many hospitals in my area are doin testing.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

608 I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict how 75%+ of the population would react after reading this, especially in light of the economic situation and utter panic engulfing us:

"Who gives a sh*t."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (JoUsr)

609 Beard guy killing left argument that lack of supplies will kill us all

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (9TdxA)

610 So tonic doesn't have enough quinine to do any good against the Kung Flu. Scratch that.

*adds "gin" to shopping list*

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (XxJt1)

611 >>Costco is refusing returns on toilet paper.

Even the used stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)

612 Azar is good.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (zr5Kq)

613 Mr President! Mr President! What do you have to say to everyone that is washing their buttholes with diet tonic water?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (+fPHo)

614 "Who gives a sh*t."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:07 PM (JoUsr)


Someone who hoarded toilet paper?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (kUmUV)

615 The reporters are especially nasty today. I just turned it off. Disgusting and enraging.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (COzlW)

616 Posted by: iowaan at March 20, 2020 01:05 PM (EVE5z)

Comrade, a word of advice, do not be the first one to stop clapping!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (BiNEL)

617 Especially the used stuff

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (tvEuY)

618 Even the used stuff?

-

Especially the used stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (41rs/)

619 Please think of the mentally ill that are taking vital resources from tRuly sick people for their mental illness.


FUCK YOU VICE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (pw+jk)

620 His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.
His name is NBC's Peter Alexander. His name is NBC's Peter Alexander.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (l3+k2)

621
What do you guys want Fauci to do?

He's had ample opportunity to take outright shots or implied shots at Trump and hasn't done so.

And he continues to praise his China travel ban decision.

Posted by: judgefishy at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (M1lSV)


When he came out over a week ago and said, "Things are going to get a whole lot worse before they get better," the panic buying began immediately, and hasn't slowed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

622 Reporter: Imma ask a questions that's been asked 15 times already...

"What do you say to Americans that are scared?"

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

623 Oh FFS, the NBC repeated his question to Pence.

STFU.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)

624
Wow. The Chinese really are the most Evil Enemies of All Time.

They created the Worldwide Wu Ping Cough Pandemic-

just to inconvenience Our Beloved Trannies!!!


Never forgive!

Never forget!

Remember the Tranhomo!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (z0XD8)

625 602
I think they want to woman up.

Which reminds me that my late wife used to tell me women could tolerate more pain than men because they birth children. My reply was; well, I can't ever remember spending 10 minutes in the fetal position crying because I stubbed my toe. Her response: Shaddupp!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (o2MD2)

626 Flood his twitter feed. Peter Alexander.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (+fPHo)

627 "(I guess Trump is now a commie according to the smart political set of commentators calling this a nothingburger for 2 months)"

You'd better hope people hurry up and start dropping dead!

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (eAZVt)

628 Pence 2024 here

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (/ZYFC)

629 "As the blogger Mark Shea once put it, "Tolerance is not enough. You MUST approve."



No, you must CELEBRATE! Stand up and cheer!!!"

Also, first one to stop celebrating goes to the gulag.


Posted by: Ripley at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (MxEKc)

630 Pence doing well.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (l3+k2)

631 I don't know how Trump can stand being in the same room with these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

He ENJOYS this.

Posted by: JoeF.


Trump enjoys toying with the press like the Horde likes toying with trolls.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (OUMaO)

632 I wonder what the average IQ of the reporters in the room is?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

633 Word is the Ohio Governor is gonna issue a shelter in place order at 2:00pm today.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (dKiJG)

634 65 AHA ! they only notified WHO in JANUARY !
Posted by: runner

Who wasn't notified?

Yes.

Who?

That's right.

What was the name of the group that wasn't notified?

No, Who.

The group that wasn't notified.

Who.

Etc.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (kfcYC)

635 Pence pulls out a 1911 and shoots reporter between the eyes. "Next one with a stupid question gets the same treatment. Any questions?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (tvEuY)

636 And truly, things haven't gotten nearly as bad as they were predicting they WOULD be, at this point. Fauci started the panic, really, based on 'the worst case scenario'. Utter foolishness, a preening, little man, basking in the limelight.

Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (L3Rsz)

637 I hate this bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

638 Poor transies may have to search out the third-tier surgeons (fishmongers) to get taken care of.

Posted by: jagamo at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZnVDo)

639 What do you guys want Fauci to do?

He's had ample opportunity to take outright shots or implied shots at Trump and hasn't done so.

And he continues to praise his China travel ban decision.

Posted by: BasilRathbone at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (wGHF6)

640 the toilet paper black market is in the shitter

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (rpxSz)

641 Who is the twit in the pink jacket.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (WrOkn)

642 Oh FFS, the NBC repeated his question to Pence.

STFU.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:10 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
NBC: Nothing but Communism
ABC: Always Bringing China
CBS: Chinese Broadcast Service
MSNBC: Miserably Sniveling, Nationally Boosting China
CNN: Communist News Network

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (hYcqw)

643 The world is ending and Sirius XM still won't stop sending me e-mails.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (xfb67)

644 Flood his twitter feed.
------
It used to be "Feast on his flesh". Now, it's "Flood his Twitter feed." Pfff.

Posted by: Witch-King of Angmar at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (g8Yc+)

645 The press is getting nastier because they're on the defensive in this mess.

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Izzlo)

646 "required" "directed"

This reporterette is getting wet just thinking about central government coercing the private sector.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tatvh)

647
How are Our Homegrown Tokyo Roses and Lord Ha-Has doing today-

in their mission to spread the Chinese Gov't's Propaganda?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (z0XD8)

648 nood sen burr...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (8D42x)

649 ++++++++++++
NBC: Nothing but Communism
ABC: Always Bringing China
CBS: Chinese Broadcast Service
MSNBC: Miserably Sniveling, Nationally Boosting China
CNN: Communist News Network
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (hYcqw)

PBS - Public Bull Shit

Posted by: josephistan at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (Izzlo)

650 Trump is definitely cutting off the pontificating before the question today.

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (nRNOc)

651 Reporter: I'm going to ask you a question then I'm going to keep talking while you try to answer...cuz I'm very special. I'm a reporter...have I mentioned that?

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

652 Word is the Ohio Governor is gonna issue a shelter in place order at 2:00pm today.

--

For real? Where are you seeing that?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (JoUsr)

653 >>The press is getting nastier because they're on the defensive in this mess.

Trump is clearly on top of this and it's driving them crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (ZLI7S)

654 Communist Chinese officials issued gag orders to their doctors about WuHan Flu and also lied to CDC officials.

First cases of WuHan Flu started Dec 10 according to Times of London.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (tvEuY)

655 3/1000ths of 1% of the population catching a cold is a nothingburger.

The media and Democrats purposely destroying $16T in wealth because they lost one election and are angry at voters doing well financially is not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (41rs/)

656 Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.

Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.

Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.

Are they going to make ventilators?
Yes.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (WrOkn)

657 >>The press is getting nastier because they're on the defensive in this mess.


They certainly have the most to lose in this scenario.

And the fact that they can't drive Trump's numbers into the shitter will make them increasingly caustic.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (+0axI)

658 Hoarders on the floor of the Costco exchange

are flashing the sell sign

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (rpxSz)

659 @ 645, I think you are right. Also, they're probably beginning to realize that this isn't only hurting deplorables, it's hurting them. In the pocketbook.

Posted by: lizabth at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (L3Rsz)

660 On every question, all you have to do is think would they have asked obama this? Then you know the purpose of the question.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 20, 2020 01:13 PM (r+sAi)

661 Red Sox fans are finding out that not only does Chris Sale need Tommy John surgery, it'll have to wait because hospitals aren't doing sports injury surgeries until this thing blows over

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (qAR6u)

662 I like the way Trump doesn't let the scum finish their nonsense.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (l3+k2)

663 nood, you go now

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (zr5Kq)

664 637 I hate this bitch.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Gonna have to be a tad more specific...

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

665 You people laughed at Sheryl crow who's laughing now.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (dKiJG)

666 646 "required" "directed"

This reporterette is getting wet just thinking about central government coercing the private sector.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:12 PM (Tatvh)

The Paolo, he will coerce her private sector

Posted by: The Paolo at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (Izzlo)

667 The reporters are especially nasty today.

-
Well, their latest get Trump conspiracy has blown up in their faces.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

668 the toilet paper black market is in the shitter
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:11 PM


All its gains were wiped clean?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (ejd/p)

669 First cases of WuHan Flu started Dec 10 according to Times of London.

-

Thank goodness no one traveled to the United States until last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (41rs/)

670 FFS "how are you going to keep the hospital ships clean?"

Posted by: BluesFish at March 20, 2020 01:14 PM (qXLLv)

671 General Motors has offered to retool to make ventilators.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)

672 I can't. Just can't. I am trying to maintain my calm and this doesn't help...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (b38Xl)

673 They are trying to beat him up over the ventilator supply thing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (+fPHo)

674 The press is getting nastier because they're on the defensive in this mess.

rated.........Virtually Impossible

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (rpxSz)

675 Another pain in the ass reporterette.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)

676 "Word is the Ohio Governor is gonna issue a shelter in place order at 2:00pm today."

It costs nothing to keep making predictions like this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (eAZVt)

677 Imagine if you can, President Joe Biden at this same presser, all the numbers the same.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (+fPHo)

678 Did they scour the country for stupid bitches? Or did they just get them by chance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)

679 "Honestly, none of this stimulus will really matter until we get out from lockdown. It is as simple as that."

Agree. As long as we are going through this daily domino falling of more and tighter restrictions daily, and being less and less able to move around, do our work, be productive, I see nothing good happening with the economy.

Sure maybe some temporary upward bumps here and there if $ are doled out, but we are still at peak uncertainty, which the markets, and the economy in general, hate.

Posted by: RM at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (U3LtS)

680 Insom,

Deep breaths...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (BiNEL)

681 60 day moratorium on student loan payments. Thats a pretty easy way to free up some money for additional stimulus. No way it should be permanent though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (JRaU+)

682 Can you name the companies who you have asked to make ventilators?
No.

Can you name the companies who you have asked to make ventilators?
No.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (WrOkn)

683 >>Reporter: I'm going to ask you a question then I'm going to keep talking while you try to answer...cuz I'm very special. I'm a reporter...have I mentioned that?


Right? Obnoxious.

Years ago I did software training, and there was always one person in class who wanted to play 'stump the trainer/identify all the software's faults'. They loved to get things off-track =, getting to the more obscure needs/functionality just to see where they could find fault or catch me not having the answer. This is a room full of 'em. A$$holes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

684 Did they scour the country for stupid bitches? Or did they just get them by chance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:15 PM (Tatvh)
+++++++++++
Stupid bitches to the press are as moths to the porchlight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (hYcqw)

685 Agree about Pence. He's doing well with this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (sWM8x)

686 Costco is refusing returns on toilet paper.

Even the used stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)
***********
Good the freakin' hoarders have made it difficult for the rest of us.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (wiXsO)

687 Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

I seriously want to hurt every reporter in that room.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

688 As for vents, if you have a living will precluding mechanical ventilation, be sure it excepts temporary conditions like this. I've seen a few where no exceptions are made.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 01:17 PM (ONvIw)

689 They obviously were recruiting reporterettes from those washed out from the Bunny Ranch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:18 PM (Tatvh)

690 Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (WrOkn)

691 The thing to watch is countries with malaria. If you see fewer cases in those countries, you can pretty much bet the anti-malarial drugs work on this coronavirus

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (JKNZq)

692 690 Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.

Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (WrOkn)


Why are evading the question of why we can't test every single person in the country?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (Tatvh)

693 >>I seriously want to hurt every reporter in that room.


This crisis is REALLY shining a light on jerks, eh? It's amazing to see people who can't be flexible enough to adjust their behavior, their need/agenda to fit the current environment.

Journalists, blue state governors, teachers unions, abortionists. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

694 If it's in the air it falls. It's the droplets.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WrOkn)

695 691 The thing to watch is countries with malaria. If you see fewer cases in those countries, you can pretty much bet the anti-malarial drugs work on this coronavirus
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 01:19 PM (JKNZq)


Not necessarily. How many people travel to, e.g., Burkina Faso? I don't even know where that is, exactly. Somewhere in Africa, I think.

Travel patterns, local customs, and climate come into this as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tatvh)

696 Here's a tidbit:

A biomedical company based in Telluride, CO is developing a coronavirus antibody detection test that they hope to bring to market later this year. This would detect presence of antibodies against the virus and in essence would tell you if you had been exposed to the virus at some (undetermined) point in the past, as opposed to having current infection. For testing, they are proposing to perform the test, free of charge, for every resident of San Miguel county, population ~7500.

When this was announced at a city council meeting the entire response team cried, apparently out of relief that they would be saved from the outbreak. They. cried.

San Miguel county has had zero confirmed cases of COVID-19.

Can you say "unwitting test subjects"?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m45I2)

697 >>Why can't we test every single person in the country?
We don't need to.


Yeah, it was:

Step 1: Describe a hypothetical (test 330 million)
Step 2: Tell me how long it would take to do my hypothetical

I think Fauci's time is better spent on legitimate solutions, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

698 President Biden! President Biden! What can you say to the American people that are all praying that you do not come down with this?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (+fPHo)

699 694 If it's in the air it falls. It's the droplets.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 01:20 PM (WrOkn)


Now when have we seen water droplets ever fall?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (Tatvh)

700 I hope the character on display from these "journalists" is not indicative of the character of the populace at large!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2020 01:23 PM (BiNEL)

701 When this was announced at a city council meeting the entire response team cried, apparently out of relief that they would be saved from the outbreak. They. cried.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 20, 2020 01:22 PM (m45I2)


"Here's the result of your test. You've got this shit. Relieved NOW?"

Testing != curing

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 01:24 PM (Tatvh)

702 Fauci is like those local weathermen who are soooo excited when there is the prospect of a devastating flood or tornado.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 20, 2020 01:31 PM (M/9m0)

703 Muldoon, an antibody detection kit would mean those with antibodies don't have to shelter in place anymore, right?

that would be awesome

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 01:37 PM (G546f)

704 Wait until the gay / cross dressing gene is identified.

Abortion bans so fast it will make your head spin.


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There won't be enough popcorn in the entire MultiverseZ

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 20, 2020 01:44 PM (d6mdH)

705 Gender Identity Disorder surgical mutilation procedures are not just non-essential, they are butchery performed on delusional people, who post-op have a 5x greater incidence of committing suicide.

That fact is why Johns Hopkins - the first hospital in the US to perform these mutilation procedures - stopped doing them.

The fact that a leftist outlet is so evil as to bemoan the fact that elective delusional mutilations are not allowed when this COVID-19 hysteria has resulted in medical resource shortages demonstrates definitively that leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Pete at March 20, 2020 02:19 PM (BCyIC)

706 These trannies are going to kill themselves soon anyway so why should I care about some mentally challenged idiot?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 20, 2020 10:00 PM (Ju2mK)

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