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Deep State Ringer and Might-As-Well-Be-A-Democrat Senator Richard Burr Dumped $1.6 Million in Stock In Companies Right After Assuring Public That Coronavirus Could be Contained

Pump and dump.

This guy is a bad actor and has been the Deep State's agent-in-place in the Senate for a while. He's also a corporate stooge, obviously.

I want him out of office and it's not even important to me that we get another Republican in. He has to be driven out of office, period. At least if a Democrat takes the seat we can actually oppose that person, rather than having to cover up for a traitor like Burr.

Soon after he offered public assurances that the government was ready to battle the coronavirus, the powerful chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr, sold off a significant percentage of his stocks, unloading between $582,029 and $1.56 million of his holdings on Feb. 13 in 29 separate transactions.

As the head of the intelligence committee, Burr, a North Carolina Republican, has access to the government’s most highly classified information about threats to America’s security. His committee was receiving daily coronavirus briefings around this time, according to a Reuters story.

A week after Burr’s sales, the stock market began a sharp decline and has lost about 30% since.

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1 fucking traitor

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

2 Not an accident.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at March 19, 2020 06:31 PM (w7KSn)

3 Yeah, I'm done with that freak. NEXT!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:31 PM (8B6Ng)

4 This is not illegal though. Because Congress made a law.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 19, 2020 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

5 asshat.
is this not insider trading?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)

6 corgis called

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (8B6Ng)

7 Cock Burr

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (IF3xY)

8 To be fair lots of others sold stock too. It's wasn't exactly a surprise to see and tanking market.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (BRpqW)

9 put it this way - if Burr remains the face of the GOP in the Senate, Gardner loses in Colorado.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

10 asshat.
is this not insider trading?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)


Actually, no.

Oh, you mean if WE did that? Yeah, we'd be in jail.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)

11 Two sets of rules.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (LJes8)

12 Out fucking standing. Getting the media to go crazy about their greatest quisling on the intelligence committee? I see the stone cold hand of Trump in this

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (cA5ay)

13 Hanging offense. Look at his family/associates for their bad acts too.

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (Y274z)

14 Nothing will come of it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (EgshT)

15 It isn't insider trading when Congress does it.


No, really - it isn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (aRg0N)

16 So? What is anyone gonna do about that? I mean, it's not like he bought a fake SAT score to get his kid into college.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (Xesvh)

17 Grifters gotta grift!

The most successful stock pickers ever sit in the US Congress.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

18 Wow..that's bad. Hope they hit him HARD.

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (L3Rsz)

19 No sitting of the the senate and congress can have trading account. Nor anyone with 3rd cousin. Unless they publicly announce their trades at 10 AM, on a Tuesday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

20 Like a little league pitcher where his dad is the umpire.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (E7vND)

21 I wouldn't mind a primary but I'm not so willing to part with a Senate majority.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (BRpqW)

22 Achip ogg the old block.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (E2o2V)

23 Somebody needs to Senator Burr a deep 'coronavirus' kiss.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 19, 2020 06:34 PM (xXx5y)

24 nothing will happen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 06:34 PM (KP5rU)

25 Of course he did.

And Congress is exempt from insider trading laws anyway.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 19, 2020 06:34 PM (zlgJP)

26 The Stock act is supposed to prevent this kind of thing

Lol

Posted by: 29Victor at March 19, 2020 06:34 PM (BJKQV)

27 thief, traitor, profiteer

he should lose his thumbs

Posted by: x at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (nFwvY)

28 Burr needs a long drop with a short rope?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (kJM5r)

29
Insider trading is still legal for Congress. They can do shit that would put anyone else in jail, such as this. There was a move to make congress follow its own rules, and something passed, but they watered it down so that it was meaningless.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (rCwaK)

30 Saw this at WZ. What a piece of shit.

Posted by: Millennial Sheep at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (tLv2D)

31 If he were replaced (by a dem), when would the next opportunity to get a decent person in be?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (8B6Ng)

32 I think Burr isn't running for re-election.

And the DOJ banged up a GOP Rep. for insider trading last year.


So let's dance the fandango.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (FVrDO)

33 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: f'd, good morning cruel world at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (Tnijr)

34 Since one can always go O/T on an Ace thread, has everyone read the sidebar item on The Cuckold and Assplay?

This needs to be a thing.

Like Ace needs to dust off his creative writing hat and put together some adventures. Everyone's really worked up, and some pure satire would be a nice change of pace.

Or we in the comments can give it a go.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

35 Sock off

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (tLv2D)

36 Soon after he offered public assurances that the government was ready to battle the coronavirus, the powerful chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr, sold off a significant percentage of his stocks, unloading between $582,029 and $1.56 million of his holdings on Feb. 13 in 29 separate transactions.


==

I believe this is illegal and I think there was something put in place after 2008 collapse (?) that prevents those in govt , like him, with direct knowledge from profiting on info. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

37 Shit like this better be remembered at the ballot box when the burning times end.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (KxVoZ)

38
Dude had $1.6 mil in stock to dump?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (vQX+5)

39 silly me.

here I thought the rules applied to everyone equally.

I'll go sit in the corner now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (d7Ww2)

40 5 asshat.
is this not insider trading?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)

and what if it was? Do you think he'll be prosecuted?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (s9Eo8)

41 but they watered it down so that it was meaningless.

Think that was our buddy Searchlight I mean Harry.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (8B6Ng)

42 Every member of Congress should have to have their money in a blind trust. And no land purchases besides their residence.

I'm still floored this sort of trading is allowed.

Didn't Harry Reid retire with something like $10 million despite only working in government his whole life?

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (sjTfF)

43 asshat.
is this not insider trading?



For you and me? Yep, but not for them.

Congresscretins exempt themselves from the laws they make for us plebes. Why we tolerate this from the people we pay to represent us remains a mystery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (HaL55)

44 Oh - February 13th, not March.

That m*therf*cker. Even moreso.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (KxVoZ)

45 I'm sure he's the only one....

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (KNsKs)

46 I seem to be closed bracket challenged today.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (8B6Ng)

47 I'm also interested in which propagandists and politicians have sold short while ginning up the hysteria.

Burr is a rat bastard who sold fucking lawn furniture before he got into the House. As a reminder, he subpoenaed Don Jr. after the Mueller farce came to an end. He needs to die in prison.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (puu6v)

48 I made about a 100k on a trade with Cisco. I got a fist up my ass to the tonsils.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

49 Yeah, but Trump called it the "Chinese Virus". There's Chinese checkers getting jumped on boards all across America right now and you act like it's nothing!

Posted by: Pulitzer Aspirant and Journalist Extraordinaire, Richard Nathaniel Van Driver III at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (Wm5SB)

50 Every one of these fucksticks is showing their ass right in the open.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (tLv2D)

51 Rope

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (51jKN)

52 PA is closing everything.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (E2o2V)

53 F'n uniparty will protect him because they all do it.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

54 Wonder what Mutt Rombley's been up to, hmmm? Perhaps his God told him to dump stock too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (KxVoZ)

55 >> something put in place after 2008 collapse (?)

They did pass something, but they watered it down so it had no teeth. They can still do this.

Insider trading by congresscritters has been a thing for years. They profit on inside knowledge of moves the govt. will make.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (rCwaK)

56 I can't stand the guy, but it was a good guess the stock market was gonna take a hit.. I'd like to see who else might have done this...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (5bxa0)

57 Lock him up.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (nu45M)

58 PA is closing everything.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:37 PM (E2o2V)

Palestinian Authority

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (nRk/c)

59 For the record, torabora never sold. I didn't in the dotcom crash and didn't in the housing crises.

yes i lost a lot not jumping out but I'm stupid that way. I actually believe that the markets will be fine. My individual positions might not be but the markets will be fine.

And going forward there will be more mfg here than ever....this time at China's expense. China is going to be very wounded economically. If they had come to us as soon as the knew what was up this would not be happening.

AND illegal immigration proponents take another hit. Finish the wall.

And lastly Lock Her Up.

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2020 06:38 PM (Y274z)

60 There are two approaches to government officials and insider information.

The first is what they do now: immunity, its okay if they do it.

The second is what I'd do: make it illegal to own stocks you control or have a say in if you are in a position to gain insider info.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

61 Take your gains and retire, you thievin' bastard.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (6/uwW)

62 Congressional Knowldege Act of 2012 ?

Public Law 112-105
112th Congress

An Act



To prohibit Members of Congress and employees of Congress from using
nonpublic information derived from their official positions for personal
benefit, and for other purposes.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (zr5Kq)

63 "54 Wonder what Mutt Rombley's been up to, hmmm? Perhaps his God told him to dump stock too."

Safe bet.

Safe bet he's sold short off this, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (puu6v)

64 ...endorsed by Bill Kristol.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (0jZvB)

65 Stock market is rigged.....

Everybody knows.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (e+rs5)

66 Shoulda stuck with cattle futures, bitch.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

67 "Congressional Knowldege Act of 2012"

No intent.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (Tnijr)

68 He's not out until 2022. Tillis is up for reelection this time.

Tillis is out there trying to be the most MAGA that ever did MAGA.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (GbPPJ)

69
make it illegal to own stocks you control or have a say in if you are in a position to gain insider info.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

========

99% of the legislature would quit. There wouldn't be any point in going in to the office.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (vQX+5)

70 Ficus Act.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (E2o2V)

71 63 "54 Wonder what Mutt Rombley's been up to, hmmm? Perhaps his God told him to dump stock too."

Safe bet.

Safe bet he's sold short off this, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 06:39 PM (puu6v)

majic panties know best trades

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

72 Maintained for a while now, all elected officials must convert any stock and bonds to 10 year Treasuries at election and they would only be able to add Treasuries as investments until out of office for two years.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (e1mEI)

73 He's a creep, always has been.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (H8QX8)

74 66 Shoulda stuck with cattle futures, bitch.

Bitch just weighed in on the china virus attacking Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (5bxa0)

75 10 asshat.
is this not insider trading?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)

Actually, no.

Oh, you mean if WE did that? Yeah, we'd be in jail.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (8B6Ng)


Congress is well within their right to engage in Insider Trading, because we stand to benefit the most from it as we create the laws everyone else must live by.

Such as Visa card banking legislation.

It paid off well for me, in the fine House tradition.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

76 Martha Stewart, please come to the AoSHQ courtesy phone. It's virus-free, except for whatever's in the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

77 I like money.

Posted by: Senator Frito-Lay Pendejo Burr at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

78 Here is the link to it :

https://tinyurl.com/u88v79y

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Willowed comment from last thread:

You know very well that Trump didn't call the virus a hoax. I think maybe you're not a particularly honest person. Like, maybe you're a fucking liar.

Trump said the words, but Slough and others like him don't want you to read the transcript.

Here's the "hoax" language, "They tried anything, they tried it over and over, they've been doing it since she got in. It's all turning, they lost. It's all turning, think of it, think of it. And this is their new hoax"

But thirty seconds later Trump said, "And so far we have lost nobody to coronavirus in the United States. Nobody. And it doesn't mean we won't and we are totally prepared. It doesn't mean we won't..."

So it's a hoax, but Trump says we're prepared and some people might die? Maybe, just maybe, Trump wasn't lying later when he said he meant the media's reaction to it was the hoax and not the virus.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (9t0Zz)

80 Insider trading is a crime...

Unless you're in Congress. This needs to end.

Then again, they rarely ever get convicted of anything, so it probably wouldn't matter if it was finally outlawed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (XF4b8)

81 It'd be cool if we had a free press that actually gave a sh$&t about people and reported just what sort of garbage went down in the days leading up to this.

Did they keep the news tamped down until they unloaded what they needed to? Any ties to Chinese corporations?

Yeah, might as well write a comic book about it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)

82 Jonah shifted his position on the sweat-stained couch, it's worn frame groaning under his bulk.

His Twitter feed was a deluge of hate and mockery. No one was reading his newsletter.

He slammed a pudgy fist on the arm of the couch, which cursed at him in response.

Suddenly, his phone rang. He shifted it slightly in his tattered, ill-fitting pants so that its vibration would tingle his embarrassingly undersized member before answering it.

"I'm here," he said, breathing in the ripe smell of his nadsweat.

"Something's come up," a bored feminine voice said. "We're needed."

"Usual place?"

"Yes."

[To be continued...]

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

83 The genius GOPe is basing the payments off of income tax returns. 25% or more who really need the money now, get paid in cash and/or don't file because there is no need.
Here is an idea. Every American Citizen has a social security number, so distribute it directly that way. This other way will have people left out in the cold, and illegals and non citizens raking it in.

I really really hate both parties.

Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (51jKN)

84 St sone point you have enough money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (E2o2V)

85 32 I think Burr isn't running for re-election.

And the DOJ banged up a GOP Rep. for insider trading last year.


So let's dance the fandango.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2020 06:35 PM (FVrDO)

That was my Congressman. He got popped for Insider Trading, but his son and the son's future Father In Law got popped at the same time. I'm still not sure if the crime was sharing the info that the other two benefited from, and if he had simply made his own trade he would have been fine or not.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (Wm5SB)

86 The conservative case for insider trading, selling your wife for money, sucking dicks at a bus station, and cleaning windows at a stop light.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

87 Insider trading is a crime...

Unless you're in Congress.
=

it's a crime if you are in Congress too. see what I linked above.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

88 This is a golden opportunity to have stronger border controls and get rid of incentives and trade deals to move American manufacturing back home.

There's way too much of this conflict of interest going on right now. We have foreign businesses running security and supply for American troops for God's sake. China is "managing" the Panama Canal.

Our country has got to get to the point it understands that China is OUR ENEMY.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

89 My insider trading info is that trump will be vindicated and the shorters can shove their fappish glee over everyones current pain right the fuck up their asses.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (+dsLj)

90 So Pennsylvania's Dem (Dim) Gov. has ordered ALL non-life supporting businesses to close their doors by 8:00 tomorrow night. And says he'll enforce it.

My husband nearly stroked out over that news. Hopefully, Gov. Not Stacey Abrams won't be that stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

91 "Richard Burr, sold off a significant percentage of his stocks, unloading between $582,029 and $1.56 million of his holdings on Feb. 13 in 29 separate transactions."


Public servant sure has a lot of stocks.....

Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (cF8AT)

92 I wouldn't mind a primary but I'm not so willing to part with a Senate majority.

A non-corrupt Republican Party that was controlled by a group of honest, Constitution-respecting people would've already replaced his ass with a Trump-supporting alternative.

However, being as the current Republican Party is half-progressive and NT now, that'll never happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (HaL55)

93 >>> Every member of Congress should have to have their money in a blind trust. And no land purchases besides their residence.

I'm still floored this sort of trading is allowed.

Didn't Harry Reid retire with something like $10 million despite only working in government his whole life?
Posted by: Blago

Agreed. If serving the public means that much to you, you won't mind making personal sacrifices.

Yeah, who am I kidding.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (+FPkr)

94 yes, too bad the rubes don't get the inside info.


This India news (Gravitas ... WION) woman pulls no punches on China responsibility and deceit in spreading the virus. Lays out a lot of details on how many Chinese traveled the globe after probable high infection rate.


https://tinyurl.com/vfpdxvb

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

95 Then again, they rarely ever get convicted of anything, so it probably wouldn't matter if it was finally outlawed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (XF4b


This, force them to have the same health care foisted on us, and mandatory drug/alcohol testing (in lieu of term limits). Crazy things might be possible after 2020.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (8B6Ng)

96 Last box of sport tampons gone at local store. Now we have to use regular or plus.

getting sporty!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

97 No intent.
Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at M



I slept through my Senate Intelligence Committee meetings ?? not gonna fly

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

98 This is how they all make their money or foreign aid funneled back to their family members or book advances for books no one buys. Or sweetheart deals on rents or mortgages or car leases or vacations. Congressional budgets paying for staff, offices, computers, interns to do their bidding. All stuff you and I would have to pay for.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (QzF6i)

99 90 I heard the same wording as that. Press release?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (E2o2V)

100 >> it's a crime if you are in Congress too. see what I linked above.

Again, that law was for cosmetic purposes only. It has no teeth whatsoever. It originally did, but it was castrated before final passage.

Burr is fine legally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (rCwaK)

101 90 So Pennsylvania's Dem (Dim) Gov. has ordered ALL non-life supporting businesses to close their doors by 8:00 tomorrow night. And says he'll enforce it.

He doesn't regard the ability to pay your bills as being life supporting?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

102 99% of the legislature would quit. There wouldn't be any point in going in to the office.

I fail to see the problem here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

103

The chinks tipped off Burr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (8lLxM)

104 "Hopefully, Gov. Not Stacey Abrams won't be that stupid."

Kemp is a dork and will jump on the WuFlu train. You can count on it.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

105 90 I heard the same wording as that. Press release?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (E2o2V)


Bret Baier reported it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

106 Wow...Guv Wolf...you big dummy. PA is staying red, now, for sure. So many folks are going to be really hurt by this...just shameful!

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (L3Rsz)

107 Tom Wolfe is a fucking asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (tLv2D)

108 As long as the barrels are not pitted and the action functions normally you should be good to go. Just use light birdshot No#9 or similar. I have shotguns made in the 1870s that I still fire.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 19, 2020 06:28 PM (bgJ0E)

Thank you, the barrel is fine shape.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (dKiJG)

109 By the way, there's a weird rumor going around that Nancy Pelosi died of the Wuhan Virus. She's not dead but I don't know where that stuff comes from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (KZzsI)

110 And eevil Republicans will get the blame. Commies sure have a nice game going.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (uEbPt)

111 Not an accident.

I have heard that those can be arranged.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (LJes8)

112 Ummm.... 25 % of citizens dont file?

Last I checked... Income tax filing is mandatory, irregardless of income.

Im perfectly fine with doing it by returns.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (nw6Hr)

113 The Senate Intelligence Committee is headed up by Burr, and it has been as useless as tits on a chicken.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (XF4b8)

114 I honestly thing this one one paycheck based off some retard scale is stupid.

Instead of doing this they should provide relief packages (not bail out) tailored to small businesses in the food industry and other industries most impacted by the Chinese flu.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

115 80 Insider trading is a crime...

Unless you're in Congress. This needs to end.

Then again, they rarely ever get convicted of anything, so it probably wouldn't matter if it was finally outlawed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 06:41 PM (XF4b



Expecting Congress to pass a law denying them the right to profit off of insider trading of their own making, is a waste of time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

116 If he directly did that, or it was done at his direction based on NPI, then the SEC Enforcement Division will come a calling. He'll be sharing a jail cell with Chris Collins.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (bGY3H)

117

Pump and Dump?

On it...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (lSTiV)

118 When Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot is more conservative than a Pennsylvanian Guv...strange times!

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (L3Rsz)

119 My husband supplies high-tech security stuff to some very, very important companies and some military.

Yeah, close his bidness down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

120 He doesn't regard the ability to pay your bills as being life supporting?

I'm under house arrest here in NorCal and almost all business are considered "essential" except bars, restaurants, and movie theaters..Oh, and department stores

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (5bxa0)

121 "not gonna fly Posted by: runner "

Have you not been paying attention? Nothing will fucking happen.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

122 all together now: CAAK-SUKKAH!!

Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (TSMoA)

123 "88 This is a golden opportunity to have stronger border controls and get rid of incentives and trade deals to move American manufacturing back home.

There's way too much of this conflict of interest going on right now. We have foreign businesses running security and supply for American troops for God's sake. China is "managing" the Panama Canal.

Our country has got to get to the point it understands that China is OUR ENEMY."

Citizens realize China is a deadly enemy despite the propaganda bombardment on the behalf of the PRC. Unfortunately, our politicians have sold us out for decades, and literally sold us out, too. The Chinese are smart that way, sensing the corruption factor in a group, and there is none worse than the D.C. rabble.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (puu6v)

124 Isn't Burr one of the Repubs who blocks any sort of meaningful immigration reform?

Posted by: Manco at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (he2ZZ)

125
Warner controls Burr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (8lLxM)

126 98 This is how they all make their money or foreign aid funneled back to their family members or book advances for books no one buys. Or sweetheart deals on rents or mortgages or car leases or vacations. Congressional budgets paying for staff, offices, computers, interns to do their bidding. All stuff you and I would have to pay for.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2020 06:43 PM (QzF6i)

What about teachers unions. Raise pay, get money. My second biggest expense in property taxes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

127 The conservative case for insider trading, selling your wife for money, sucking dicks at a bus station, and cleaning windows at a stop light.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:42 PM (JFO2v
And Joe Biden.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (uEbPt)

128 69
make it illegal to own stocks you control or have a say in if you are in a position to gain insider info.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

========

99% of the legislature would quit. There wouldn't be any point in going in to the office.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 06:40 PM (vQX+5)


So, what you are really saying is "this is a good start".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

129 He doesn't regard the ability to pay your bills as being life supporting?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 06:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

Well gov officials like that asshole get paid to sit at home, so WTF do they care about the little people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (nRk/c)

130 SHUT DOWN IMMIGRATION. FOR 20 YEARS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

131 Income tax filing is mandatory, irregardless of income.

From what I've been told by H&R Block, you don't have to file federal if you earn under a certain level. I'm supposed to with the state even though I'm under their minimum as well but the lady told me there really wasn't any chance of them doing anything about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

132 All our dept. stores are closed. And Ulta closed all its stores at 6:00 p.m.

*sobs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

133 "109 By the way, there's a weird rumor going around that Nancy Pelosi died of the Wuhan Virus. She's not dead but I don't know where that stuff comes from."


hahahahaha. The Dem leadership just looks dead.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (puu6v)

134 124
Isn't Burr one of the Repubs who blocks any sort of meaningful immigration reform?

Posted by: Manco at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (he2ZZ)

---
Also is the protector of the Intel "community." Runs interference for Spygate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

135 Then again, they rarely ever get convicted of anything, so it probably wouldn't matter if it was finally outlawed.


That's another Schrodinger Law: it exists but at the same time it doesn't. Depends on who's in the box at the time.

If you're a member of the Ruling Class, you're exempt ("Guilty as hell and free as a bird!"). If you're a grunt, be prepared to feel the full weight of this fully operational legal system against your helpless ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (HaL55)

136
Didn't Harry Reid retire with something like $10 million despite only working in government his whole life?
Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2020 06:36 PM (sjTfF)







That's a lot of comps from the Tangiers.

(The corrupt Gaming Commission guy played by Dick Smothers was based on The Searchlight Strangler)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (EGyGV)

137 not gonna fly Posted by: runner "

Have you not been paying attention? Nothing will fucking happen.


==

you know that with that much certainty ? ok. I will trust your august opinion.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

138 They gonna send checks to that address in Atlanta that the IRS sent millions in tax refunds to? All the illegal aliens that filed under fake social security numbers?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (QzF6i)

139 Are the Democrat Governors all on some Dem Gov version of -jourOlist or they're all just equally stupid and autocratic in the same way?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (WI7YS)

140 Amazon is gonna go thru the roof after this.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)

141 Have any elected officials volunteered to go without pay during any shutdown?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

142 Not sure if I heard the joke here or not, but here goes" How do you cure china virus.?" "Tell Hillary it's gonna testify against her."

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (5bxa0)

143 "you know that with that much certainty ? ok. I will trust your august opinion.
Posted by: runner"

Good cause I'm always right.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

144 I think we really should stop all immigration period, flat, for at least one year, and do a hard count of who is here and from where. Deport illegals and people who have outstayed their green cards etc. Clean the books, fix the laws, then start looking at immigration starting up again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

145 131 Income tax filing is mandatory, irregardless of income.

regardless
or
irrespective

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

146 Have any elected officials volunteered to go without pay during any shutdown?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

Only one. I will give you 3 guesses but you will only need one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (nRk/c)

147 Dumb ass should have BOUGHT stock. As the recovery happens, he will be sorry. Possibly he will choke on a bone as well, making that a nice twofer.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (Vwb3R)

148 Just ask Mrs f'd.

Posted by: f'd, I'm feeling ill and it aint WuFlu at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

149 I wonder if there are news stories about the Democrats who did this?

Well actually, I don't wonder.

Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (ouBhA)

150 138
They gonna send checks to that address in Atlanta that the IRS sent
millions in tax refunds to? All the illegal aliens that filed under fake
social security numbers?


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (QzF6i)
Oops, sorry. Random thought for the last thread.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (QzF6i)

151 Section 10(b) of the 34 Act, Rule 10(b)-5 and 17(a) of the 33 Act.

I'm pretty sure...

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (bGY3H)

152 109
By the way, there's a weird rumor going around that Nancy Pelosi died of
the Wuhan Virus. She's not dead but I don't know where that stuff
comes from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:45 PM (KZzsI)

She's just pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (aRg0N)

153 I dream of a day I earn enough from books that I have to pay taxes. Even though its a complicated pain in the ass to do quarterly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

154 OT-just got off the phone with my lefty daughter.

Never understand that girl, so smart in so many ways, and so ignorant in so many others.

Anyway, even she recognizes we've crossed over from taking precautions to panic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (WEBkv)

155 wonder if there are news stories about the Democrats who did this?

Not that I've seen and Sandy Cortez is twitting about it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (5bxa0)

156 Amazon is gonna go thru the roof after this.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)


They've already shut down one of their distribution warehouses, and I bet more are slated. All it takes is one positive and that's it. Their Prime shipping is already 1 week now.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (8B6Ng)

157 Amazon is gonna go thru the roof after this.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (dKiJG)


There's some idiot female doc who appears on Fox and Friends, and she and her surgeon husband are staying in their comfy home with their two kids.
She actually said she leaves her mail in the mailbox overnight because FLU and opens packages from Amazon on her front porch, then comes inside and washes her hands and uses sanitizer.

At some point, this becomes cray-cray.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

158 152 109
By the way, there's a weird rumor going around that Nancy Pelosi died of
the Wuhan Virus. She's not dead but I don't know where that stuff
comes from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


if she wasn't nailed to her perch, she'd be pushing up the daisies

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (d7Ww2)

159 We already covered how he's not running for re-election, right?

Ignoring the $$ corruption angle here (already covered by everybody), note he is the tip of the iceberg, in the Senate, in terms of openly or passively opposing some key Trump agenda items (borders and illegal and legal immigration).

And the jaw-dropping trainwreck that is the SSCI (intel committee) he has co-chaired during the Mega-Scandal is his fault.

But also note: so far there is almost no sign of any improvement in the Senate. Trump endorses all incumbents automatically (since Corker and Flake), reducing the slim chance that Mitch would lose control and see a different type join his caucus.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (El6T/)

160 Jane..I feel ya girl! Us ladies need our makeup dammit!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (dUJdY)

161 The Affordable Liquor Act.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (E2o2V)

162 Hey, rhennigantx, are you related to the Hennigan who was in the Industrial Engineering department at Texas A&M University in the 70's-80's?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (OuZMr)

163 Gavin Newsom spending 150 Million to lease trailers and hotels to house the homeless.

I'm a little cynical about what they are doing here.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (s9Eo8)

164 As long as the barrels are not pitted and the action functions normally you should be good to go. Just use light birdshot No#9 or similar. I have shotguns made in the 1870s that I still fire.

One other consideration for older guns is overpressure ammunition.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

165 He's been too in-bed with slimey Mark Warner too.
Scum

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (nRWPy)

166 Damn, it's eerie quiet in my little CO town. Snowing like mad on top of everything else. But no traffic, no people. I live in a 30-unit building, 90% of the other tenants haven't been able to work all week, yet it's just dead quiet all day, all night. Everybody acting like zombies. What little traffic there is, is delivery trucks and shoppers heading to food stores or pharmacies only. Or banks or gas stations.

I work at home anyways, so the daytimes are OK. But as soon as I knock off work, it hits me hard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (KxVoZ)

167 PM (KZzsI)

145 131 Income tax filing is mandatory, irregardless of income.

regardless
or
irrespective
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

--------

Yeah soon as I hit post I knew one of the peaden's would pick up on it. Well done

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (nw6Hr)

168 Jane..I feel ya girl! Us ladies need our makeup dammit!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (dUJdY)


We can still order online and get free shipping, but I do love to browse.

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

169

Does not fall under SEC. That is why they created the STOCK act.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (zr5Kq)

170 Gavin Newsom spending 150 Million to lease trailers and hotels to house the homeless.

Yeah the governor here did that in an "emergency" act one year for seasonal workers from Mexico. It became permanent housing for them. And they brought in all their families.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

171 Nancy Pelosi's dead.

No, no, no, no, she's outside, looking in...

Posted by: The Moody Blues at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (8B6Ng)

172 This is not illegal though. Because Congress made a law.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 19, 2020 06:31 PM (BJKQV)
........

The thing that is probably illegal is where he got all that money in the first place.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

173 Exactly how would you know Nancy was or wasn't dead? From appearance?

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)

174 157
There's
some idiot female doc who appears on Fox and Friends, and she and her
surgeon husband are staying in their comfy home with their two kids.
She
actually said she leaves her mail in the mailbox overnight because FLU
and opens packages from Amazon on her front porch, then comes inside and
washes her hands and uses sanitizer.

At some point, this becomes cray-cray.


i dunno. sounds like average everyday common sense to me.

Posted by: Howard Hughes at March 19, 2020 06:53 PM (sGtp+)

175 Ever notice how we're ready to throw this kind of guy out in the street but if it happens to a D they're like whoa whoa whoa wait a minute here...

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (aKgvL)

176 Jane..I feel ya girl!

-------

YOU KNOW THE RULES!

Pics or.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (nw6Hr)

177 158 152 109
By the way, there's a weird rumor going around that Nancy Pelosi died of
the Wuhan Virus. She's not dead but I don't know where that stuff
comes from.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


if she wasn't nailed to her perch, she'd be pushing up the daisies
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (d7Ww2)


She represents San Francisco, lots and lots of Chinese Chinese and shit on the streets everywhere.

It's understandable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (sy5kK)

178 >>At some point, this becomes cray-cray. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (ptqGC)


"....discrimination on the basis of gender, age, religious affiliation, race, or viral status...."

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (yvnmY)

179 Nancy Pelosi's dead.

Is she singing in the choir of the realms celestial?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

180 Hillary says saving 30% in the stock market is no big deal ... he should try his luck in cattle futures.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (Cus5s)

181 Gavin Newsom spending 150 Million to lease trailers and hotels to house the homeless.

How're those unfunded CA mandates working out?

So many retirees , so little money...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (LJes8)

182 Insider trading n npi is NOT legal for Congress. Just ask Chris Collins.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (bGY3H)

183 >> That is why they created the STOCK act.

Yeah they passed that. And then they gutted it. Again, they do this stuff for cosmetic purposes when they heat gets on them, but they make sure it has no teeth.

Congress can still trade on inside information willy nilly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2020 06:54 PM (rCwaK)

184 Jane and Jewells, make up or not, your internal beauty always shines through.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (MRP6A)

185 162 Hey, rhennigantx, are you related to the Hennigan who was in the Industrial Engineering department at Texas A&M University in the 70's-80's?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2020 06:51 PM (OuZMr)

Nope bunch of hennigans out of No Louisiana. Mainly PhDs, hunters and fisherman liars.

Thick skull, short dicked, Irish.!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

186 This that insider trading where they can't be held accountable right?

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (IYHxL)

187 For the record: One of the main reasons I should be able to weather this virus thing is because of Trump's booming economy over the past few years. It's allowed me to build up enough of a cushion, financial and otherwise, to handle stuff like this.

Back during the Obama "recovery," I was basically living with zero margin for error. And I knew other guys who had it even worse. Those years were some of the most tense I've every lived through; I'm telling you, I was skating thisclose to the edge. If this had struck back then, it would have been an absolute catastrophe for me and a lot of other folks.

But thanks to Trump, I should come out of this OK. Not great, but a whooooooole lot better than I would have been under Obama.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (R1mDg)

188 She represents San Francisco, lots and lots of Chinese Chinese and shit on the streets everywhere.

She did take that walk around China town a month or so ago to show her "solidarity" with the Chinese

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (5bxa0)

189
you know that with that much certainty ? ok. I will trust your august opinion.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)


But, but, ........... it's still March.

You still have time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

190 101 90 So Pennsylvania's Dem (Dim) Gov. has ordered ALL non-life supporting businesses to close their doors by 8:00 tomorrow night. And says he'll enforce it.

He doesn't regard the ability to pay your bills as being life supporting?
Posted by: Northernlurker



This is turning into a contest among the ruling class. It's a race for the dumbest, liberty destroying, virtual signal!! Who Will Win??? Stay Tuned...

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (rfuxC)

191 Just get the hell out of PA. Right now. PA is making WVA look good.

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (PveK5)

192 There's some idiot female doc who appears on Fox and Friends, and she
and her surgeon husband are staying in their comfy home with their two
kids.
She actually said she leaves her mail in the mailbox overnight
because FLU and opens packages from Amazon on her front porch, then
comes inside and washes her hands and uses sanitizer.

At some point, this becomes cray-cray.
I do too. Sorry. I wiped down all my amazon fresh packaged food with clorox wipes too.

My mom is in a retirement community and doesn't want to leave. She's a very with it 98. My sister and I plan to pull her out if it shows up where she is. I have to be not infected to do that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 19, 2020 06:56 PM (nRWPy)

193 Jewells45!

Got my bracelets and earrings, beautiful as always.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 19, 2020 06:56 PM (RU4sa)

194 Oh Newsome is ending up a real charmer. Now he's claiming more than half of Californians will get the Wuhan Flu in the next 8 weeks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

195 <i>Exactly how would you know Nancy was or wasn't dead? From appearance?</i>
Smell?

Posted by: Twba at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (WYdcS)

196
SHUT DOWN IMMIGRATION. FOR 20 YEARS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)


Let's be generous. Make it 50

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (yISI5)

197 At some point, this becomes cray-cray.

My wife is 62 and a life time smoker. I do all of those steps and I'll add that I won't let her go out in public. She stays in the car.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 06:58 PM (s9Eo8)

198 194 Oh Newsome is ending up a real charmer. Now he's claiming more than half of Californians will get the Wuhan Flu in the next 8 weeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

I cant remember if I cried

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

199 114 I honestly thing this one one paycheck based off some retard scale is stupid.

Instead of doing this they should provide relief packages (not bail out) tailored to small businesses in the food industry and other industries most impacted by the Chinese flu.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Doll at March 19, 2020 06:46 PM (+dsLj)


Hear, hear. The possibility of many thousands of small businesses being destroyed due the reaction to the Chinese virus only to be gobbled up at pennies on the dollar during the subsequent liquidation is nauseating. Then, those small business owners will be kicked in the balls whilst down as they watch the protected industries (e.g., airlines) surviving due to taxpayer bailouts.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2020 06:58 PM (DTX3h)

200 106 Wow...Guv Wolf...you big dummy. PA is staying red, now, for sure. So many folks are going to be really hurt by this...just shameful!


the worst thing was his giant GRIN when he ordered this

we HAVE to stop him! the people of my state have to say NO MORE

he's on a massive power trip! he must be stopped

oh and btw the media/newspapers/tv types - that's apparently all "life-supporting"

wtf is life supporting

all of our business are life supporting you ASSHOLE!

no one can save us. fucking Pennsylvania. I'm OUT of here as soon as possible!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (j9HX3)

201 And then they gutted it.

==

I don't know what specifically you are referring to, that made the law so toothless that they cannon use it to go after Burr.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (zr5Kq)

202 Well, time to open that upscale speakeasy in an abandoned motel.
The booze must flow!

(knock knock....knock....knock knock)
(Peepslide in door opens)
Hi. Party of 9. Password is antidistancing-establishment-ism.
(Party giggles uncontrolably)(door opens slowly)
Ah, welcome Governor! Your booth for 6 is ready!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (e1mEI)

203 LOL,
now in the SF Bay Area, people who've never used cleaning wipes before are flushing them down the toilet (don't read the freaking package you idiots) and the sewer systems are backing up!

Fine, they freak at the thought of something from the storm drains getting into the bay to hurt birdies and otterses, but f*ck 'em if I don't want to walk all the way to the trash can to drop my sani-wipe.

https://tinyurl.com/twng85d

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (8B6Ng)

204 196
SHUT DOWN IMMIGRATION. FOR 20 YEARS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)


Let's be generous. Make it 50
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (yISI5)

A generation and a half makes sense. Then just pay DoE funds to district based on citizens.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

205 The Indian news presenter referred to Covid-19 as the Wuhan Virus.



REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

--Fake News Personalities and Mean Girls

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 19, 2020 06:59 PM (VNfwt)

206 I don't intend to order anything from Amazon for a while, anyway.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

207 how do I get the hell out of PA

I have nowhere to go!

I am miserable

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (j9HX3)

208 Thank you SMH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)

209 My heard that the problem with the KungFLU is that the flem is thicker than normal and people have a hard time coughing it up.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dKiJG)

210 Oh Newsome is ending up a real charmer. Now he's claiming more than half of Californians will get the Wuhan Flu in the next 8 weeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
............

He also said that homeless people should practice social distancing. He did NOT say where they all should poop.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

211 seriously we are the most restrictive state in the nation right now and he's just getting warmed up

he's threatening ALL the parks now - even ones he has no jurisdiction over! so we can't even go walk the dogs

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (j9HX3)

212 Ben Had {{{{{non-Yellow Peril hugs}}}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

213 according to Gov Wol's lst, laundry services are to be closed
if that includes laundromats...

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (G546f)

214 >>203
LOL,
now in the SF Bay Area, people who've never used cleaning wipes
before are flushing them down the toilet (don't read the freaking
package you idiots) and the sewer systems are backing up!


When the alien vanguard shows up, they'll take note of this. "Most of the humans just died. This region of them died, too, but in a broad, shallow plain of human waste."

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (yvnmY)

215 Ayatollah Khomeini was on record as saying,
Allah did not create man so that he could have fun.
The aim of creation was for mankind to be put to the test through hardship and prayer.
An Islamic regime must be serious in every field.
There are no jokes in Islam.
There is no humor in Islam.
There is no fun in Islam.

I keel you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

216 Collins got 26 months - that is over 2 years.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)

217 I don't intend to order anything from Amazon for a while, anyway.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (ptqGC)


I better think long and hard about getting out tomorrow and what I'll get (or try to get) if I do. I have a feeling max insanity is about to hit CA, we've only just gotten a taste.

I wouldn't be surprised if Newsom decides marshal law and mandatory curfew is next on the list - unless you're homeless or illegal.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (8B6Ng)

218 how do I get the hell out of PA

I have nowhere to go!

I am miserable
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (j9HX3)

NJ ain't much better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (nRk/c)

219 Frankly a bit of excessive xenophobic hysteria would be better for us as a nation than the excessive love and obedience to China we now experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

220 Just astounding for you folks in PA.

I sure hope Illinois doesn't follow that lead. With Lightfoot making the shelter-in-place order on the sick ONLY in Chicago, I have hopes that Pritz would go that way, too. It makes more sense than ruining everyone's lives, financially

We can't afford to destroy any more businesses in Illinois.

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (L3Rsz)

221 >>209
My heard that the problem with the KungFLU is that the flem is thicker than normal and people have a hard time coughing it up. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dKiJG)

Gravity/inversion boots.
Next simple problem, please.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (yvnmY)

222 Oh my. I'm looking at this guy and thinking "James Comey."

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (ATCV4)

223 We have to keep the bath houses open because it is part of the culture and to close them would be discriminatory.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

224 incredibly, right now New Jersey IS much better than Pennsylvania

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:03 PM (j9HX3)

225 If any area is going to be had hit with the Chinese virus, it has GOT to be the San Francisco/San Jose/Oakland metropolitan area.

Unless you live here, you have no idea how many Chinese live here. Most cities are majority Asian, or very nearly majority.

Posted by: Dansgirls at March 19, 2020 07:03 PM (V25ON)

226 now in the SF Bay Area, people who've never used cleaning wipes before are flushing them down the toilet (don't read the freaking package you idiots) and the sewer systems are backing up!

Well, some wipes claim to be flushable, but cause problems in older systems.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:03 PM (9t0Zz)

227 Welp - this last Kung Flu pandemic better get off its lazy ass and start mass infecting everyone if its going to make 10K US confirmed cases and 500 dead by Friday, as was predicted by some panic spreader here on Monday.

Not. Going. To. Happen. Weird how every celebrity or sport guy who gets this thing gets his 15 minutes of "extra" fame on top of fame - and yet no one else seems to get it...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (32YRo)

228 I think the businesses of PA need to just all stay open

ENOUGH

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (j9HX3)

229 How did the market behave today. Up? Down? Bored to tears?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (myjNJ)

230 I just saw, rather late, that I made the sidebar!! Wow. I am all grown up!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (svbBD)

231 We have to keep the bath houses open because it is part of the culture and to close them would be discriminatory.

I couldn't decide if that was an insidious, PC raft of stupid or a cruel trick to get more dead AIDS victims

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

232 he's threatening ALL the parks now - even ones he has no jurisdiction over! so we can't even go walk the dogs
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:01 PM (j9HX3)


What if the grass and the trees get the virus? We'd be screwed!

You know what? Na-ah. Come and get me mother f*ckers. Damn, I wish I could run like I could 40 years ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:04 PM (8B6Ng)

233 Oh, and the PA Gov. finished his order for businesses closing down with, "It will be enforced."

My husband said it sounded kinda martial law-like.


Gov. Kemp had better not try that crap here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

234 I don't intend to order anything from Amazon for a while, anyway.


I have to return this little practice guitar amp I just got from them. Not sure when I want to do that. It's just the USB port doesn't work, rest of the amp sounds fine.

I have to practice me new guitar. She compels me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (HaL55)

235 So in SF they're wiping their butts with baby wipes now?

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

236 So today at a little local market I saw waitress pull sidearm for soccer mom with 3 boxes of sport tampons and 2 boxes of wine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

237 Didn't Amazon have a warehouse worker test positive today?

Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

238 Yeah, that line...it will be enforced. National Guard, I expect?

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (L3Rsz)

239 235 So in SF they're wiping their butts with baby wipes now?
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

yes San Fran Gate down 100% digital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (JFO2v)

240 CockSUCKAH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (b38Xl)

241
If any area is going to be had hit with the Chinese virus, it has GOT to
be the San Francisco/San Jose/Oakland metropolitan area.



Unless you live here, you have no idea how many Chinese live here. Most cities are majority Asian, or very nearly majority.



Posted by: Dansgirls at March 19, 2020 07:03 PM (V25ON)


We were in Vancouver, BC several years ago. The locals call it "Hongcouver."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

242 SF has had problems about 10 years ago, possibly due to low low-flo taps and toilets. System was designed to work with more water and less waste as I recall.

Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (cXkRh)

243 237 Didn't Amazon have a warehouse worker test positive today?
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

yes for positive attitude!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

244 Didn't Amazon have a warehouse worker test positive today?
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)


They denied it, but closed the warehouse. And, it wasn't one in WA state.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (8B6Ng)

245 So possibly Mexican border closure tomorrow (no laughing - I mean the actual legal ports of entry, which *do* handle the huge bulk of traffic, both human and cargo).

This is interesting.

Not the reason and not what most will be talking about, but this would create "interesting" conditions to do major damage to cartel networks.

Econ impact on Mexican border communities, pretty bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (El6T/)

246 Governor Kemp - GA

" NO Plans for statewide quarantine"

" NO Plans for mandatory business closures"
Up to local officials , who " have told me that they do not want" mandatory quarantine.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (LJes8)

247 Congress has permitted itself to f*ck everyone else in the ear and take their money. Somewhere in the Constitution that is written.

And who is Congress to argue with that?

And to be fair, they are better people. And smarter. And more handsome. And smell like bouquets of flowers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (6eEQ+)

248 205 The Indian news presenter referred to Covid-19 as the Wuhan Virus

---

I love the accent, on females anyway

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (7ZQe3)

249
Didn't Amazon have a warehouse worker test positive today?

Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)


Yesterday or today. They closed down the warehouse and sent everyone home with pay, and are de-Chinese Fluing the place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

250 I just can't get worked up about this one. We've known for decades that Congress folks use insider knowledge to get rich, but even knowing that I believe that you can genuinely believe that the government will solve a crisis while also believing that the reaction of the public will hurt you financially.

Posted by: Ben Sears at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (xWn07)

251 15 It isn't insider trading when Congress does it.

No, really - it isn't.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 19, 2020 06:33 PM (aRg0N)


I trust you're being sarcastic, because of course it is. It may not be illegal, but it most certainly is insider trading.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

252 A lot of PA is red as hell. Yes, these are troubling times and for some
reason after Trump delivered PA, it is all been downhill. But I would
stay and fight as we can't lose that one. Central PA is major Trump
country or it was. I am not talking Trump signs around election time but
permanent signs made out of wood that act as yard decoration.

Posted by: Quint at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (n13/j)

253 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

Wait. What?

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (IYHxL)

254 242 SF has had problems about 10 years ago, possibly due to low low-flo taps and toilets. System was designed to work with more water and less waste as I recall.
Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (cXkRh)

high fibre diet create to much shit

NO JOKE

My wife had to put her sister on low flow diet after colon cancer surgery.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (JFO2v)

255
I fail to see the problem here
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=====

So, what you are really saying is "this is a good start".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

=====

I'd like to hold a giant paint-ball shoot on them as they all flee the capitol.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (G51Gf)

256 My heard that the problem with the KungFLU is that the flem is thicker than normal and people have a hard time coughing it up.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 07:00 PM (dKiJG)

My wife heard

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (dKiJG)

257 I hate this guy and he was just reelected when Trump won. Maybe he can be driven from office if not prosecuted for insider trading?

Posted by: Locke Common at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (0rJX+)

258 This is getting not only insane, but flat-out wicked. To destroy lives willy-nilly because of a bug that doesn't even seem to be remotely living up to it's hype. Wicked, wicked, wicked.

Posted by: lizabth at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (L3Rsz)

259 The beloved gov. of Pa, said farms can still operate. Yeah, like any dairy farmer is going to hide in his house and let the cows die.

Posted by: Colin at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (bzBkm)

260 We were in Vancouver, BC several years ago. The locals call it "Hongcouver."

UBC is called the University of a Billion Chinese

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

261 We have to keep the bath houses open because it is part of the culture and to close them would be discriminatory.

I'm convinced a big reason there are always old naked guys standing around naked in gym changing rooms is because most cities don't have bathhouses. I don't mean the people who take five or six minutes to change. I mean the guys you see in there when you change to go work out, and who are still in there when you change to go home.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (9t0Zz)

262 You know, sometimes I almost think that these people were voted in to be representatives, but somehow, they never seem to represent ME or my family!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (BiNEL)

263 Dick Burr, huh? Sounds like a painful condition.


Any relation to Aaron?

Posted by: Zombie Al Hamilton at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (iQmdl)

264 System was designed to work with more water and less waste as I recall.
Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (cXkRh)


Pretty much the case in all of CA. Plumbing and sewers were designed to have water flow to move the stuff. We've been having some rains lately, which is probably why they noticed it backing up. Still, those things don't break down, they're not supposed to be flushed.

No doubt when the amount goes up 100 fold literally overnight I'm not even sure a 5 gallon flush would help. They're supposed to go to landfill.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (8B6Ng)

265 222
Oh my. I'm looking at this guy and thinking "James Comey."


Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2020 07:02 PM (ATCV4)

___________


I wish all these guys were pine-scented -- I mean, that's what they still make caskets out of, right?

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (kyz/M)

266 When the alien vanguard shows up, they'll take note of this. "Most of
the humans just died. This region of them died, too, but in a broad,
shallow plain of human waste."


For some reason, your post reminded me of this passage from Dover Beach, by Matthew Arnold.


And we are here as on a darkling plain

Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,

Where ignorant armies clash by night.


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Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

267 rhomboid: "So possibly Mexican border closure tomorrow (no laughing...)."

Too late.

No such concept exists. And the one thing that will get through are sex worker trafficking and drugs. And their viruses.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (6eEQ+)

268 And the shitbag has worked against Trump every step of the way to draining the swamp. Not to mention the BS report his senate committee put out on Russia and its supposed collusion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (pw+jk)

269 you know that with that much certainty ? ok. I will trust your august opinion.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)


But, but, ........... it's still March.

You still have time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 06:55 PM (sy5kK)


I see you got a little comedian in you..

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)

270 wow

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (LJes8)

271 500 dead by tomorrow wouldn't represent "panic", more like the upper end of a typical expansion of cases for this kind of situation. Fortunately it *seems* like we won't get there, at least by tomorrow - 207 last I checked. But we'll get there a few days later regardless.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (El6T/)

272 Alright, I'm going.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

273 pep has Wuhand us !!!

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)

274 I'm so jealous of all of you living in states other than PA

this is hell, seriously

awful

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (j9HX3)

275 Pep, FEED ME.

I have a nice suite ready for you.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

276 A Zod-inspired barrelling.
Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (yvnmY)

277 253 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

Wait. What?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (IYHxL)

She did not fire a round at them just into ceiling. Wanted to dates of daughters LMP to establish authorization to sell tampons.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

278 I await thee, pep.

Posted by: Barrel at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (iQmdl)

279 In my defense, Mark Warner told me to do it and I always do what Mark says.

Posted by: Richard Burr at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (4thlk)

280 The beloved gov. of Pa, said farms can still
operate. Yeah, like any dairy farmer is going to hide in his house and
let the cows die.


Posted by: Colin at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (bzBkm)

is this guy for real? I would like to see what the Amish think. They would probably say "who?".

Posted by: Quint at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (n13/j)

281 Matthew Arnold done killed pep

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

282 Oh, Pep...

I hope you have anti viral wipes with you..

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (TdMsT)

283 Welp, pep. *tosses a wad of sanitizer wipes into the barrel*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

284 No way!

Posted by: Pliney at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (nzKWW)

285 pep to the barrel

better than PA tho, pep, if that makes you feel any better

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (j9HX3)

286 Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

Oh man, we were doing so well. Enjoy your barrel time.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (8B6Ng)

287 I hate this guy and he was just reelected when Trump won. Maybe he can be driven from office if not prosecuted for insider trading?

Posted by: Locke Common at March 19, 2020 07:08 PM (0rJX+)


Comrade, I see that you still do not understand how the "system" works!

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL)

288 pep, that was... awesome.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (8k7U7)

289 The beloved gov. of Pa, said farms can still operate. Yeah, like any dairy farmer is going to hide in his house and let the cows die.


What a sweetheart. I'm glad he is allowing that, in his benevolence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (dNzKv)

290 282
Oh, Pep...



I hope you have anti viral wipes with you..


The best kind: the kind you take internally. Talisker.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

291 Posted by: pep at March 19, 2020 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

pep grab the ball find a box we will call later.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

292 Pep - the barrel called - there is a dish of piping hot corona soup waiting for you - please come in and sit down, relax...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (32YRo)

293 274 I'm so jealous of all of you living in states other than PA

this is hell, seriously

awful
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (j9HX3)


Ohio will be next, trust me.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (TdMsT)

294 I would bet IL goes the way of PA tomorrow. The way Gov. Pringles kept exclaiming today that the number of cases are growing "exponentially" etc (All the way to 400!!!). Setting the stage today for the letdown tomorrow.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (67sg6)

295 The Wuhan Virus can't survive the barrel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

296
is this guy for real? I would like to see what the Amish think. They would probably say "who?".


I'm jealous of the Amish. when I see them around I think "will they take me"

the life they lead is way better than normal PA citizens now

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (j9HX3)

297 Anonymous, actually, closing the ports of entry is quite doable, will probably happen, and is quite real.

If it's like other closures, it will exempt most cargo.

Commercially and industrially significant cargo transits ports of entry, it isn't smuggled across the desert in the Yuma sector.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (El6T/)

298 Gravity/inversion boots.
Next simple problem, please.


We have an actual solution for that. It's a vest that vibrates your chest at high frequency. Cystic fibrosis patients use them.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (9t0Zz)

299 That stick with a sponge on it in The Barrel is for wiping your ass since the TP shortage hit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (j3npP)

300 >>> high fibre diet create to much shit

Makes sense.

If SF needs t/p they can use our old wallpaper. The Mrs has been home on a w/p removal project since her work's been cancelled for 2-6 weeks.

Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (cXkRh)

301 Our newly-elected Barack Obama wanna-be "progressive" mayor hasn't decreed anything must be closed.

Yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

302 We were in Vancouver, BC several years ago. The locals call it "Hongcouver."

UBC is called the University of a Billion Chinese

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:09 PM (KZzsI)


Lots of HK Chinese (and the Party class in mainland China) saw the writing on the wall back in '97 and planned ahead.

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (BiNEL)

303
The dumping of stocks is a very old tradition in Congress... no "insider trading" laws apply you see.

Same for insider buying.

You must, I repeat MUST bend the knee to our overlords.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (3H9h1)

304 This shit is going to break people. If the Governers don't back off it's going to be worse than the fucking flu.

Posted by: pawn at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (PveK5)

305 They denied it, but closed the warehouse. And, it wasn't one in WA state.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (8B6Ng)

Did they say which warehouse it was?

Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

306 Oh pep!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (gd9RK)

307 Who saw Gov Wolff turning into a dictator coming?

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)

308 Ladyl, how was your walk/run today?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (MRP6A)

309 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (j3npP)

There's a sponge on the stick now?

Man, these new people have it good.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (8B6Ng)

310 Oh pep!! lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (dUJdY)

311 At least pep didn't blow the margins

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (dNzKv)

312 wisconsin is almost as bad. things about to get real sporty here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:14 PM (KP5rU)

313 299 That stick with a sponge on it in The Barrel is for wiping your ass since the TP shortage hit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (j3npP)

We just had a stick from a mesquite tree

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:14 PM (JFO2v)

314 Did they say which warehouse it was?
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (cF8AT)


https://tinyurl.com/ujvppza

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (8B6Ng)

315 Last time I was there, there wasn't even a toilet in the barrel. Just a hole in the floor that led to the Bulwark's break room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

316 >>We have an actual solution for that. It's a
vest that vibrates your chest at high frequency. Cystic fibrosis
patients use them. Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (9t0Zz)

You will also hang these vest-wearing patients upside-down with gravity boots. In this way the vest-loosened phlegm will exit more expeditiously through the nose and mouth into a receptacle placed on the floor.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (yvnmY)

317 What kind of asshole sells his stock like that? Maybe don't own assets that are contingent upon your knowledge gained through serving the people? If your object is to make money, why not just be a large donor or consultant and get the tips on the side? That's illegal too, but at least he wouldn't be using his position for his own benefit. Burr can go lick a toilet. NC in general has been nothing but problems lately. We should trade them in for another blue state.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (67sg6)

318 299 That stick with a sponge on it in The Barrel is for wiping your ass since the TP shortage hit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (j3npP)

We have 3 shells.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (JFO2v)

319 At least pep didn't blow the margins

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM


Call me!

Posted by: The Margins at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

320 "UBC is called the University of a Billion Chinese"

Nice.

UC Irvine (UCI) - University of China and India


Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (El6T/)

321 315 Last time I was there, there wasn't even a toilet in the barrel. Just a hole in the floor that led to the Bulwark's break room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (KZzsI)

break time

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (JFO2v)

322 Illinois is squeeee.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (yvnmY)

323 >>>246 Governor Kemp - GA
" NO Plans for statewide quarantine"
" NO Plans for mandatory business closures"
Up to local officials , who " have told me that they do not want" mandatory quarantine.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 19, 2020 07:07 PM (LJes

Except Savannah where the mayor today is closing down most business with a public venue and any sit-in-restaurant. They even want people to postpone funerals.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (l6b3d)

324 I sold a lot in the last week of February...the market was telegraphing trouble. It gave a sell signal on the 27th. No idea it was going to be this bad...always remember... If you don't sell high, you can't buy low.

Posted by: Don at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (CT2ag)

325 Doubt many small businesses can just close up shop for a month with no income in and lots of bills going out for rent, merchandise which might have expired, healthcare costs, and probably 10 more things if I had that job.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCEU2)

326 274 I'm so jealous of all of you living in states other than PA

this is hell, seriously

awful
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:11 PM (j9HX3)
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*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 07:16 PM (M/9m0)

327 texas basically closed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 07:17 PM (JFO2v)

328 Oregon is one of the hot spot areas on the west coast and even hyper leftist governor Brown isn't freaking out like some of these eastern governors are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

329 164 As long as the barrels are not pitted and the action functions normally you should be good to go. Just use light birdshot No#9 or similar. I have shotguns made in the 1870s that I still fire.

One other consideration for older guns is overpressure ammunition.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)

Yes, but again any US made (unless a complete POS) gun made in the 1930s should handle birdshot just fine.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at March 19, 2020 07:17 PM (bgJ0E)

330 I do wish the feds would narrowly target aid, focus on only a few industries (with strict conditions on uses) and the worst-hit small businesses (with interest-free bridge loans). Helicopter-distribution of cash to every biped inside the borders is ..... dumb.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

331 I thirst.
- The Tree Of Liberty

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (DU2N9)

332 My local craft brewery is going to be delivering beer to the door.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

333 I just took a look at the John Hopkins tracker
https://tinyurl.com/uwns6z5

Iran yesterday was just under 1000 deaths. They are now showing 1284. I guess they are truly fucked over there.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (s9Eo8)

334 wisconsin is almost as bad. things about to get real sporty here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:14 PM (KP5rU)
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I'm advising anyone who'll listen to start opening back up sometime next week unless you're in a hotspot, which WI and MN most certainly aren't. Pretty squirrely already and it's only Thursday.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (aKgvL)

335 AP: In a startling virus-related development, Festung Zod has closed its doors to incoming personnel.

"Entrance will be denied," the sole proprietor declared. "That is all."

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (yvnmY)

336 lady friend of ours took her hubby in for dialysis. when they finished, they were given a travel permission letter so they could drive to the clinic for his next session. guess what?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (KP5rU)

337 My local craft brewery is going to be delivering beer to the door.




I applaud their entrepreneurship.

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

338 Except Savannah where the mayor today is closing
down most business with a public venue and any sit-in-restaurant. They
even want people to postpone funerals.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 07:15 PM (l6b3d)


A lot of restaurants here are closing down until April 30, which seems to be some "magic date." And they're the high-end ones, like The Grey and Husk.


But they're doing it of their own volition.


Mayor Fat Ass is a joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

339 STOP IT !!!
Just stop it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 07:19 PM (M/9m0)

340 237 Didn't Amazon have a warehouse worker test positive today?
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)

Europe

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 19, 2020 07:19 PM (dKiJG)

341 I will be moving to NE PA next year. You better have the shit fixed by the time I get there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:19 PM (dNzKv)

342 STOP IT !!!
Just stop it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 07:19 PM (M/9m0)


*drops phone on floor

ok. i stopped !

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

343 I hope these bastards closing everything pay the price if this is all a bunch of bullshit, billions a day lost for 20, 30 even 100 deaths a day is a extremely high price.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

344 Hiya chavez! How is it up by you? I'm eating at a drive-up.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (lwiT4)

345 >>> 332 My local craft brewery is going to be delivering beer to the door. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:18


That's so awesome. Like a milkman but better.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (l6b3d)

346 341 I will be moving to NE PA next year. You better have the shit fixed by the time I get there.


honestly? don't do it

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (j9HX3)

347 337 My local craft brewery is going to be delivering beer to the door.




I applaud their entrepreneurship.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)

I agree and social distancing can be mostly maintained, perhaps apart from showing ID.
Ooh that means some people might find their drinking suppressed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

348 Everything is closed here in my little burg. Only thing open is the grocery stores and gas stations. Looks like a ghost town. One lady just opened a new restaurant about 3 months ago. She's from Venezuela and is pleading for people to order using door dash or she will even bring your order out to your car. I feel so bad for her.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

349 Bill Gates retired last month from his position he has held for nearly 40 years, Chairman of the Board, Microsoft. He is 64 years old. Very young for a COB of a F100 company.

Yet, he is still the largest single shareholder, 1.36% of all MS stock.

He retired from day to day Microsoft activities over a decade ago.

Fact is, Bill wanted to do other things than software, and his Gates Foundation, funded with billions of his stock donations that split a dozen or more times, and paid no taxes on, is his machine.

Bill has found a new motivation the last decade or two, infectious diseases and their effect on populations.

So he disappears from the public and MS, and then this worldwide panic starts right after?


How does everyone else like being in a Gates lab experiment?

And Bill is an active Democrat, complete with his money, never forget this. This Beervirus activity is certainly the biggest threat to Trump's second term.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

350 Local tobacco/see-gar store texted, saying they have curb-side pick-up now.

"Officer, yeah, doing some essential household chores. Gotta get gas, will try the stores for eggs and milk, and ..... um .... one other thing"

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (El6T/)

351 The thing is all these businesses closing... Some of them are going to never re-open. Maybe a lot of them. That ma and pa store on the corner cannot survive weeks without any revenue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

352 Isn't 'inside information' illegal?

Posted by: Mary Wilbur at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (artIV)

353 Barack Hussein Obama just skated right through Swine Flu, with 59,000,000 infected and 18,000 dead, right here in the US.

The press was in love with the mincing, prissy bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

354 As long as Ace keeps the blog going, all will be well.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

355 Hee hee, 266. There's no shame for extra PT in the barrel. It only makes you stronger.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (ATCV4)

356 The thing is all these businesses closing... Some of them are going to never re-open. Maybe a lot of them. That ma and pa store on the corner cannot survive weeks without any revenue.

There is always Wal-Mart

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (dNzKv)

357 Isn't 'inside information' illegal?
Posted by: Mary Wilbur at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (artIV)

Congress makes the laws.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (DU2N9)

358 342---ok. i stopped !
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (M/9m0)

359 Shopping on way home and still seeing empty shelves wondered how everyone is all of a sudden this week using twice to 4 times the foodstuffs they would in a normal week last year.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (ZCEU2)

360 344: grammie, things are shut down pretty much. gas stations, grocery stores open, that's about it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (KP5rU)

361 Best sound bite of the day was PDT telling the jackwad press that they were sitting to close to each other and that 75/80 % of them needed to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:23 PM (MRP6A)

362 grammie, things are shut down pretty much. gas stations, grocery stores open, that's about it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:22 PM (KP5rU)



Same here. I guess a 10-person limit is in place.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:23 PM (lwiT4)

363 359 Shopping on way home and still seeing empty shelves wondered how everyone is all of a sudden this week using twice to 4 times the foodstuffs they would in a normal week last year.


I can answer that.

ALL the kids are home

all day long

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:23 PM (j9HX3)

364 You know I too am suspicious of Bill Gates and his foundation and his motives. First it was all we have to do something. Then saying they would distribute tests did that happen. Do not know. Now he is all do not panic it will not be as bad as crazy predictions. What happened Bill did the simple societal experiment you were trying get out of hand

Tinfoil hat off

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 19, 2020 07:24 PM (UNyae)

365 I will be moving to NE PA next year. You better have the shit fixed by the time I get there.


honestly? don't do it



Boss-lady says I gots'ta. Fambly there and parents getting older, and all of that. I have kept her away from home for 20 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:24 PM (dNzKv)

366 Skip.. I am wondering the same thing. I only have so much space. What are they doing with all that shit? Makes me furious.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

367 349

for your Microsoft enhanced entertainment:

http://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

Posted by: Commissar Huawei Hrothgar 5G Sales Rep at March 19, 2020 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

368 Rush last week I think but maybe someone else played clips of a fawning media just glowing over how Jug Ears was dealing with the Swine flu saving humanity.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (ZCEU2)

369 All the bars closed in WI. That's going over like a fart in church

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (7ZQe3)

370 tony evers will soon shut down everything. he's evil that way. be ready, grammie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

371 The thing is all these businesses closing... Some of
them are going to never re-open. Maybe a lot of them. That ma and pa
store on the corner cannot survive weeks without any revenue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

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If ma and pa die, the question becomes moot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

372 One thing that can happen (Hello Mitch) right now is him losing his chair.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (ET3Lq)

373 Using inside information is illegal unless you are on the inside. It took them two tries to get that part "right".

Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (RuIsu)

374 I think depending on the duration/severity of this thing, there will be retroactive relief for businesses in store.

Much of the US (CA for example) is some kind of weird twilight zone where *no conceivable idiotic damaging policy* results in *any* pushback or political consequences - but I think this sudden, sharp, and serious enough that the national corpse will twitch at least once more.

(almost comically, the voters actually rejected rent control in 2018 .... no matter, the legislature just passed it anyway - reaction ...... crickets)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (El6T/)

375 I will be moving to NE PA next year. You better have the shit fixed by the time I get there.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed

A couple at church I've known a while told me they were moving to Philadelphia. "Oh, my lord, NO! What happened?" I teased. Turns out they have a couple of kids in the area. She in particular didn't find it funny.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (VNfwt)

376 308 Ladyl, how was your walk/run today?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:13 PM (MRP6A)


{{{Ben Had}}}

I didn't run or walk today--I have a miserable head cold.

But I worked in the yard for five hours.

I'm in bed now!

How are you doing, dahlin?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (TdMsT)

377 Isn't 'inside information' illegal?
Posted by: Mary Wilbur at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (artIV)

For thee...


but not for me!

Posted by: Senator Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (BiNEL)

378 In a just world the media would all catch an STD from their Obamalingus.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

379 tony evers will soon shut down everything. he's evil that way. be ready, grammie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (KP5rU)



Ready as I'll ever be. Rock of Ages and all that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)

380 One thing that can happen (Hello Mitch) right now is him losing his chair.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2020 07:25 PM (ET3Lq)

#NotWhoWeAre
- Mitch

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (DU2N9)

381 I would bet IL goes the way of PA tomorrow. The way
Gov. Pringles kept exclaiming today that the number of cases are
growing "exponentially" etc (All the way to 400!!!). Setting the stage
today for the letdown tomorrow.

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 19, 2020 07:12 PM (67sg6)


I wouldn't put it past Fatso to do just that. Illinois has lost enough without Fatso shutting more down. But most companies are closing on their own for 2 weeks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (fI5R4)

382 I don't think they will close the border to cargo.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 19, 2020 07:27 PM (ET3Lq)

383 My friend works in a grocery store, and the problem lies upstream. They are being limited in the # of cases of things they can order.

The warehouses are depleted. It will take time to catch up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2020 07:27 PM (XF4b8)

384 The Lord God is in charge, whatever anyone has planned. I trust Him to know what He is doing, even if things seem awful and crazy. But we surely do need a lot of prayer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)

385 If the idiotic public simply won't stop hoarding dairy, bread, and meat - for no conceivable rational reason - then stores really should start limiting purchases. It's ridiculous. Zero change in the supply chain, and "panic" buying, over and over and over??

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (El6T/)

386 379: same here. got enough food and booze for a month. i'll make it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

387 Can you imagine being this schoolbus driver who stepped out to close a door and had their bus roll away with two students on board which bus subsequently crashed into some cars and flip over?

I'd probably commit Seppuku on the front lawn of the school.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tfbrynk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (9t0Zz)

388 We have an actual solution for that. It's a
vest that vibrates your chest at high frequency. Cystic fibrosis patients use them.


One of our sound guys is another bass player (he special-ordered a Dingwall fanned-fret 5-string with 2 ea. 9V battries, nice) and last summer he brought in a little black box that you thread onto the strap. He plugged my bass into it and it vibrated at the same fundamental as the note played. Drummers have had a similar device for years.

It was unusual. He went through the ranges of the controls and at one point I couldn't see anything but a blur because vibrate like a mofo. Can't remember what it was called.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (HaL55)

389 I'm indifferent to Burr but this is a so what story to me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (2DOZq)

390 Welp - this last Kung Flu pandemic better get off its lazy ass and start mass infecting everyone if its going to make 10K US confirmed cases and 500 dead by Friday, as was predicted by some panic spreader here on Monday.

Um, not to spread panic, but we are at 13k confirmed cases now. Only 176 dead so far, though, which is nice.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (nBq51)

391 Ladyl, sending you a whiskey/ honey /lemon toddy.

Get lots of rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (MRP6A)

392 The more I hear of Miss Lindsay, the more I appreciate my dogs.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 19, 2020 07:28 PM (VNfwt)

393 >>Ready as I'll ever be. Rock of Ages and all that. Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)

Zod offered charitably to give you his virus relief-check.
Unfortunately, according to the bill, Zod will not qualify to receive such a check.
The Senate Republican relief bill is getting between Zod's kindness to you. You will advertise your outrage.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (qXNVo)

394 Some panic buyers will be eating spaghetti with meat sauce for the next five years.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

395 I have to keep an eye on Illinois to see if we'll be able to keep the church open. How can they not let people go to church? We are skipping this week but plan to go ahead with services next week.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

396 OOPS! Just stepped someone's new nick.

Unintended.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (ET3Lq)

397 The next two weeks will be crucial in figuring out where we are.

Michigan hasn't even been shut down for a full week, and the first deaths are now being reported. Cases have tripled, but most of that is due to more rigorous testing.

If things level off, the restrictions can be lifted.

If they keep going up, I don't think any additional limits will work.

I know I'm in the minority here for supporting time-tested anti-pandemic measures and my chief complaint is that the governors were too slow in imposing them and now seem to be trying to play catch-up. I'm not sure that will work.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

398 Did Barr/Marlboro interview Burr yet for his collusion with RUSSIANS to affect the election?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

399 the confirmed cases number doesn't worry me at all

that can go as high as it likes! it's just a damned URI

the higher the denominator, the more clear it is this isn't that deadly at all

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (j9HX3)

400 Isn't 'inside information' illegal?

For you, yes.

Posted by: Congress and High-Level Executives at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (IMdOQ)

401 clutch - correct; Canada closure exempts almost all cargo (as does EU ban)

GnuBreed - I think it's quite regional. Have spoken with several people in the biz and they say things are fairly normal. Even a few days of "normal" buying across the inventory, and stores would look like they did a week ago (here in SoCal - pretty much normal at that point).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (El6T/)

402 The Senate Republican relief bill is getting between Zod's kindness to you. You will advertise your outrage.


Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2020 07:29 PM (qXNVo)



*taps toe in an aggravated fashion*

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (lwiT4)

403 My small church is now closed until future notice. We will be live streaming services.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

404 Maybe all Congress critters should be required to report their trades in real time so us commoners could benefit as well.

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (ZD+J8)

405 Still no cases here in Savannah/Chatham County. But the Nextdoor hyenas are acting bat-shit insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

406 "All the bars closed in WI. That's going over like a fart in church"


On the way home from work tonight I already saw one of the small roadside bars with a half a dozen cars in the parking lot. I'm sure they were just helping the owner out by seeing if the coolers still worked and pool table wasn't getting slanted.

Posted by: Richard Burr at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (4thlk)

407 You know I too am suspicious of Bill Gates and his foundation and his motives. First it was all we have to do something. Then saying they would distribute tests did that happen. Do not know. Now he is all do not panic it will not be as bad as crazy predictions. What happened Bill did the simple societal experiment you were trying get out of hand

Probably didn't happen.

However, one time Gates released a whole bunch of mosquitoes in a room full of donors, then after the presentation, told them that everyone who had been bitten was now infected with malaria. Then he told them oh, just kidding, the mosquitoes were malaria free!

They were pissed.

True story.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (9t0Zz)

408 384 The Lord God is in charge, whatever anyone has planned. I trust Him to know what He is doing, even if things seem awful and crazy. But we surely do need a lot of prayer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)


Whether we GAS or not means a lot to him.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (ET3Lq)

409 Off sock

Posted by: lowandslow at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (4thlk)

410 I don't know how I'll live without at least one Christian side hug weekly.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

411 grammie, how do I hit your collection plate?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (MRP6A)

412 I knew that wasn't all.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 19, 2020 07:32 PM (PUmDY)

413 True story.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (9t0Zz)

---
Your word as a Biden?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2020 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

414 nood: leave x alone!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2020 07:32 PM (l6b3d)

415
I'm out of hand sanitizer.

Is it still safe to masturbate?

Posted by: concerned millennial at March 19, 2020 07:32 PM (sy5kK)

416 If Burr shorted stocks or bought stocks , I might request the SEC investigate but the guy can sell his stocks anytime he wants.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

417 Your word as a Biden?

No, but it really happened.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2020 07:33 PM (9t0Zz)

418 I know I'm in the minority here for supporting time-tested anti-pandemic measures



or a silent majority

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

419 jayhawkone, is it you that has family in Trinadad, Tx?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:33 PM (MRP6A)

420 grammie, how do I hit your collection plate?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2020 07:31 PM (MRP6A)


Aren't you kind. That's very sweet of you. We will be okay. I just know it will all work out. His eye is on the sparrow, after all.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:35 PM (lwiT4)

421 Maybe all Congress critters should be required to report their trades in real time so us commoners could benefit as well.

But if they did that, what advantage would there be to being a Congressman, a Congressman's broker, a Congressman's broker's other clients, or everybody else in any of those offices and their neighbors?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 07:35 PM (IMdOQ)

422 till no cases here in Savannah/Chatham County. But the Nextdoor hyenas are acting bat-shit insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

I just diagnosed a case on the west side of the state. It'll get there, Jane

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, ChiComTerrorVirus Exposed at March 19, 2020 07:35 PM (dNzKv)

423 419 Ben Had: This is kind of spooky. My BIL and SIL live on Cedar Creek Lake with a Trinidad address. I'm in Houston.

Posted by: jayhawkone at March 19, 2020 07:36 PM (ZD+J8)

424 The thing is all these businesses closing... Some of them are going to never re-open. Maybe a lot of them. That ma and pa store on the corner cannot survive weeks without any revenue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2020 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

That depends a bit - most of a restaurant's cost is labor, wait staff, kitchen staff, bartender, manager, and greeters. You costs, real costs, are any lost fresh food items stored that will not last - expensive. And rent...but if you are a landlord, you'll work out a deal, because you are not getting another renter in that spot anytime soon. So, if the town, county, state gives you a break on real estate taxes, the landlord can hang on.

Its dicey - but I am betting that a great deal of the restaurant owners hang on - they do in seasonal places like Montauk, etc. - as long as it isn't needed for over 2 months.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2020 07:37 PM (32YRo)

425 >>Um, not to spread panic, but we are at 13k confirmed cases now. Only 176 dead so far, though, which is nice.

New York City was at 814 confirmed cases on Tuesday. It was at 3,615 as of de Blasio's press conference a couple hours ago. And that's just NYC not the whole state which is at 4,597.

All of that growth didn't happen in a day. The testing is finally starting to kick in. de Blasio looked like he was on the edge of panic today. He claimed the city only had enough medical supplies/beds to last 2 or 3 weeks.

But yeah, blew right through 10,000 and on the march toward 20,000.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

426 I'm sorry, but this is taking things too far:

@realDonaldTrump
America's Private Sector is stepping up to help us be STRONG! Many of the Nation's distillers, large and small, are producing and donating hand sanitizer to help fight #COVID19.


How are we supposed to drink that stuff?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 07:38 PM (IMdOQ)

427 Ready as I'll ever be. Rock of Ages and all that.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 19, 2020 07:26 PM (lwiT4)


Do you have enough gin to relieve the discomfort of CWS (Cubs Withdrawal Syndrome)?

Posted by: Basement Cat at March 19, 2020 07:46 PM (pPNCa)

428 You gonna have to prove that the Burr acted on the basis of material, nonpublic information. Information, not speculation. Good luck with that.

Nor that I like him much, but there ain't no criminal there there.

Posted by: Cosmo at March 19, 2020 07:48 PM (tXfDj)

429 Don Jr. versus Newsome for POTUS ... 2024. Kimberly goes to the winner?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2020 07:49 PM (Cus5s)

430 FeverCoughsore throatshortness of breathrunny nose.
I have 3 of those 5 symptoms, cough and sore throat, but those are from allergies. Do y'all think I'll be picked up and taken to the Soylent factory?

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2020 07:49 PM (XhWtx)

431 And if you're like me you read that last symptom, runny nose, as bunny nose.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2020 07:50 PM (XhWtx)

432 But yeah, blew right through 10,000 and on the march toward 20,000.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

You can put your hair out - there are over 8.35M people living on top of each other in NYC alone - an incident rate of .043% - NOT death rate, incident rate. The number of people who came and went before travel restrictions happened is unmeasurable. And here we sit two months later with an infectious rate that is incredible small.

I have seen Mayor D for sometime look panicked if hobos were being roused too much at Penn - the man is a complete and total nitwit - his emotional responses to anything should have zero impact on a mature persons perspective on this.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2020 07:50 PM (32YRo)

433 If you don't sell high, most people won't have the money in their account to buy low..force yourself to sell when everyone is drunk with profits.

Posted by: Don at March 19, 2020 07:53 PM (CT2ag)

434 Make Congress put their assets in the same kind of blind trusts the President is expected to.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 19, 2020 08:00 PM (xmKbk)

435 I have lived in NC. I am a republican. I have always despised Burr. He's a fuckin ass-wipe. Now I ax ya, can he be brought up on the same charges that Martha Stewart went to prison for?????????????????

Posted by: Kitty at March 19, 2020 08:23 PM (NLEnr)

436 Boswell at March 19, 2020 07:50 PM (32YRo)

My hair, unlike many here, is never on fire. Just pointing out facts.

Many here have been saying for weeks this was all a hoax and the case load would never be more than a small blip.

They were wrong. We've already passed 10,000 and climbing. Because as I and others have been pointing our for the last couple weeks we haven't been doing any significant testing. Now it's beginning.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2020 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

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