SJW Marvel Outdoes Itself, Creating an Entire Super-Team of SJW Stereotypes

You might immediately think, "Oh, SJW Marvel is making fun of SJWism, that's progress, right?"

Oh, no my poor sweet naive babies. They're not making fun of it. They're celebrating it, embracing it. They called two characters "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" to take those words back from the H8rz!

Yes, "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake." I'm not making those up.

85 I shocked that the names "landwhale" and "hugbox" weren't used.
Posted by: Surfperch


Other characters: "Trailblazer," a healthy-at-any-size obese black teenaged girl. Marvel makes all black women lesbians (yeah it's weird, but they seem to be employing the "Why have a two-fer when you can have a three-fer" rule), so let's just guess she'll be gay.

What's her -- I think -- power? Well, because we really want to Relate to the Youth, she has a... "magic backpack of divine origin."

What it does, I don't know. But it's a magic backpack, because teens love backpacks or something.

This is real. I say again, this is real.

"Screentime," who is the internet come to life, a geek "obsessed with memes." This "character," and I use the term very loosely, was "exposed to an experimental internet gas" (what?!) and now permanently connected to "the world wide web."

An experimental internet gas? What the living fuck is that?

Are you retarded?

Oh, and there's a "Goth kid" -- Marvel is so relevant to the kids of today! -- who was given a dose of the "living vampire" formula and so is a half-vampire. This Goth has a bad attitude and craves blood. So its name is... "B-Negative."

Guys, I'm not making this up. And no, this is not a parody. Marvel means this seriously.

Then you have "the twins." SafeSpace is a black male who has purely defensive force fields. His twin, "Snowflake," is "non-binary" and refers to themself as "they/them." Snowflake can conjure and throw "snowflake-shaped shurikens (ninja stars).

As Comics Matter points out: this is a typical Marvel thing now, inverting usual gender roles. The male character is defensive, the trans character (who is drawn to look female) is of course the offensive powerhouse.

This is just rote for Marvel. It's not surprising because they literally always do the same thing. Any chance they have to "subvert your gender expectations," they take it.

This includes drawing all women to look like men. Yes, they do that now. "Carol Danvers" is called by critics "Carl Manvers," for good reason: She's drawn as a buff man. Sebatstian Bach of Skid Row seems to be their main model for "her." Dave Mustane is another doppleganger for Marvel Comics' Captain Marvel.

Oh, and another black character who is gay/trans. Once again, Marvel's creepy agenda with turning every black character either gay or trans is in full effect.


Comics Matter underlines the fact that although "writer" Daniel Kibblesmith was the right age to collect the New Warriors when it first came out, he did not, because one character had blades projecting from his wrists and he was "intimidated" by the... imaginary drawn weapons.

Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me.

trailblazer.jpg


snowflakesafespace.jpg

Note today is not April 1st. You know they realized, "We had better rush out this announcement now, because the closer we are to April 1st, the more likely people will think this is an April Fools prank."

But it's not.

What I love here is that millions of "normies" think Marvel is cool because they know it from the movies. They assume Marvel Comics must also be cool. They don't read Marvel Comics (almost no one does) but they just assume it must be a cool thing to be into.

No, it's the most embarrassing, cringey thing ever, and every month they try to make it worse.

These characters won't ever make it into a Marvel movie, but normies who go to Marvel movies are about to hear about them and Marvel's value as a cinematic IP is about to take a steep dive as millions of people realize that Marvel is a company of soyboys and genderfucked weirdos that only creepy dweebs could possibly like.

Here's a real book that Daniel Kibblesmith wrote previously -- so you can see why an action-oriented, male-skewing comic book company snapped this Soy Amoeba up.

Here's Daniel Kibblesmith compared to the sketch Ethan Van Sciver did of every (non-obese) soyboy:

It's uncanny how accurate the Soyboy Sketch is. He has a sketch of Soyboy Model 2, for those who are obese, and that's always accurate for that type.

By the way: Marvel Comics' Vice President in Charge of Creative Direction (or something) is named Sana Amanat. She is a cousin of Huma Abedin and herself connected to the Clintons and the Democrat Political Machine. Whenever she talks about what creative direction she's taking the company in, the answer is always about feminism, transgenderism, etc.

Never about anything but SJW identity politics.


This is Marvel Comics.

Posted by: Ace at 11:59 AM




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1 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 11:59 AM (Do5/p)

2 top 3

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:01 PM (zr5Kq)

3 That's not a joke? That's real? Snowflake and Safespace?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

4 When did Marvel outsource to the Babylon Bee?

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 12:01 PM (ABjxW)

5 My god, it's full of content. This is better than any movie review.

Now to read the content. See you guys at the end of the next thread...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 12:02 PM (+NdM9)

6 I wish ill on no one but there are some I would be less sad about losing to the Chinese Human Malware.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 18, 2020 12:02 PM (sPz5P)

7 a reflection of marvel writers themselves

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)

8 Daniel Kibblesmith. I think his last name deserves some guffaws, but only because he's a leftist idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:03 PM (WI7YS)

9 The "Octopussy" character will be based on Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:03 PM (pKDUC)

10

What's her -- I think -- power? Well, because we really want to Relate to the Youth, she has a... "magic backpack of divine origin."



They do know 'divine' means 'from God,' right?

Actually, they probably don't.

Unless it's hippy-dippy fem earth mother god or something.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

11 Marty Feldman/Igor voice: "You're puttin' me on!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 18, 2020 12:04 PM (dfRN6)

12 I suppose we could celebrate that the backpack is of divine origin in that the writer has some little belief in a god.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:04 PM (WI7YS)

13 ya gotta be kidding me!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2020 12:04 PM (CjFDo)

14 Gawd.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (axyOa)

15 LOL they called a black girl snowflake?


That's gotta be a joke.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (JUOKG)

16 Poe's Law in action.

Posted by: brak at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (VjHng)

17 Wow - this looks so diverse it must be great.

Right?

What is that awful smell?

Posted by: Carpe Manana at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (PbH71)

18 i can't even get through the content.. that's some event horizon level stupid right there...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (8D42x)

19 I'm really looking forward to the dynamic team of Flaccid, Flabby, and Impotent.

Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (T6t7i)

20 AAUUGH MY EYES

The only trail that woman is blazing is the smoking trench across the buffet entries.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (ykYG2)

21
That's shit's en fuego!

Marvel's going down in flames!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (pNxlR)

22 Nike will be coming out with a new line of Snowflake Sneakers any day now!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (CjFDo)

23 Super Streetshitter with the power of H1B.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (E2o2V)

24 And just imagine, this isn't even peak stupid for them yet!

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

25 Trailblxxxr is like if a fat girl ate Dora.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (j9HX3)

26 It would actually be sexist, racist, everything -ist to not make this a movie, so go ahead Marvel studios, throw a couple hundred mil at it.

Posted by: brak at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (VjHng)

27 The Babylon Bee is going to have to fisk this to see if they wrote it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (VP1E6)

28 I'd say that's gay but I think it's supposed to be.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

29 Just when I though there was no going below the D list....

Marvel says "Hold My Beer." Or Chi. Or whatever the hell they drink.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (Ve//x)

30 Soy vey...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

31 I gave up on Marvel when they lied to me about Civil War having lasting consequences.

Also my boys grew up and I don't need to be relateable any more.

But they're really trying to win me back!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (gd9RK)

32 THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!

THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!

Posted by: They Cancelled Eurovision! at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (I2/tG)

33 This is not a parody?

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)

34 I'm so glad I don't read comics anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (zZbCU)

35
You know how Biden says he's gonna have an administration that looks like America?

Marvel is gonna have "superheroes" that look like America..

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (9DJLb)

36 Presidnt speaking.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (7ZMbn)

37 15 LOL they called a black girl snowflake?


That's gotta be a joke.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2020 12:05 PM (JUOKG)

Snowflake is NOT a girl. She's NON-BINARY!! H8R.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (Ez6QX)

38 25 Trailblxxxr is like if a fat girl ate Dora.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (j9HX3)

She is a lesbian, so...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

39
exposed to an experimental internet gas


Fookin' allahpundit and Poppin' Fresh -- I knew those bastards were up to no good!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (pNxlR)

40 speaking of insane Entertainment industry....some teenie bopper star said that we all need to chill the fuck out about Corona.and said she wished she could go out to a pub for St Paddys Day. She was worse than Hitler according to the powers that be who decide things on Twitter and Instagram. She had to beg for forgiveness.

Speaking out against the panic will soon be like speaking out against SSM. You will lose your job and your life will be ruined.

The left is not holding back whatsoever. This is their moment and going all out.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (b52Yt)

41 Affirmative Action Man.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (E2o2V)

42 "Screentime," who is the internet come to life, a geek "obsessed
with memes." This "character," and I use the term very loosely, was
"exposed to an experimental internet gas" (what?!) and now permanently
connected to "the world wide web."


so... lain?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (sGtp+)

43
I'm really looking forward to the dynamic team of Flaccid, Flabby, and Impotent.
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 12:06 PM (T6t7i)

---------

That's my Editorial Staff!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (+0uDE)

44 I can't believe there's nobody in ownership/management/the board of directors who every pays attention to what's going on at these companies. You can just smell the economic value being lost when a brand takes this direction, and yet nobody seems in any hurry to put a stop to it.

Posted by: Crusader at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (ewSN2)

45 If you do exactly what i expected you would do, you are not subverting expectations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (6FeV1)

46 With the toilet paper shortage around the country, this new line of comic books may come in handy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (SENHs)

47 Trump up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMw4zdoLLk

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (sWM8x)

48 Apparently the word subtle isn't in their vocabulary.

They are so stupid.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (/rsCS)

49 The twins look like they probably diddle each other when no one is around.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (SgjGX)

50 31 I gave up on Marvel when they lied to me about Civil War having lasting consequences.

Also my boys grew up and I don't need to be relateable any more.

But they're really trying to win me back!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (gd9RK)

=========

I was purely a Batman kid.

I went from Knightfall to Knight's End, and then I kind of just drifted away.

I have the first appearance of the third Robin, assuming my dad hasn't thrown it out. That's probably the very low height of my collection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (zZbCU)

51 Admit it, you knew it was just a matter of time.

Posted by: End times at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (2ygtH)

52 These are the kinds of things you see when an entire industry is about to fail.

I think Marvel is about to collapse and sink into obscurity, as is the entire Hollywood paradigm. I think their days of printing money have just gone up in a coronavirus haze.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

53 33 This is not a parody?
Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (ONvIw)

We're back to talking about Joe Biden?

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

54 Comic books are supposed to be about heroes and fantasy not nightmares and evil.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (WEBkv)

55 Really. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

56 I know nothing about comic books and I'm okay with that.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

57 I'm starting to thing a biblical level plaque is maybe a good thing. Cull the stupid.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (Rz36l)

58 Man, the Babylon Bee is getting crazy good these days. I almost thought this was real!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

59 They cancelled the Darth Vader series and are now doing....this?

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (Ve//x)

60 Marvel Comics is now the equivalent of the WNBA: a product that is consumed by few, demanded by even fewer, is a net drain on revenue, and exists primarily to collect PC points.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (0YqDe)

61 Oh stuff and bother, off sock!



Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (2ygtH)

62 Lmfao this is beyond parody.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (2XfQV)

63 I got nuthin'.

No, really. I have absolutely no fcuks to give about Marvel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (ejd/p)

64 I'll wait for the movie series.

Posted by: oldraceral at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (l/jsU)

65 48 Apparently the word subtle isn't in their vocabulary.

They are so stupid.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (/rsCS)

==========

A story written subtly can be interpreted differently than the author intends.

It's one of the joys of reading great literature, the richness of the material that allows for multiple interpretations.

Can't have that. They have a message to deliver and that's paramount.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (zZbCU)

66 Very few people will actually read this. SJW readers do exist but they are a tiny fraction of the total market. So, another chance for Marvel to lose money by virtue-posturing. (sigh)

What DOES still sell is the classic characters, especially with good writer/artist teams. Spider-Man, X-Men (currently hot), Thor, Deadpool, etc.

Posted by: Robert Hobart at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (rbdQm)

67 49 The twins look like they probably diddle each other when no one is around.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (SgjGX)

They do seem to be hugging intimately in that one still from the video.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

68
"Snowflake's" super powers include:

-- Receive Welfare checks faster than the speed of light!
-- Can De-Monetize a Youtube video stronger than a locomotive!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (9DJLb)

69 THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!

THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!
Posted by: They Cancelled Eurovision! at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (I2/tG)

Oh no. Now how am i going to listen to Balkan teenagers not sing to a canned hook from fifteen years ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (6FeV1)

70 I guess having character appear in wheelchairs to demonstrate diversity is so pre-${CURRENT_YEAR}.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (DTX3h)

71 Am I the only American male to have never read comics? All this stuff is so foreign to me. But I dont remember my friends being into comics either growing up so I cant be the only one, lol

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (b52Yt)

72 This shit is going to put the Babylon Bee out of business.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (XVuno)

73 Hong Kong Flooey would kick their asses.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (DB16e)

74 55 Really. What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

I'd compare it to other stupid times in which to be alive, but this is honestly pretty impressive.

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (Zm+LZ)

75 #TeamCoronavirus

Posted by: El Kabong at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (datdl)

76 I saw this in the morning and though it was a satire and a meme. Now I'm laughing twice in one day.

Posted by: it begins.... at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (lBCgE)

77 Oh, no my poor sweet naive babies.

__________



Did anybody else hear this in the voice of the amazing Tatiana Maslany's Russian character Helena? Is Ace an Orphan Black fan?

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (L8IUA)

78 A story written subtly can be interpreted differently than the author intends.

It's one of the joys of reading great literature, the richness of the material that allows for multiple interpretations.

Can't have that. They have a message to deliver and that's paramount.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (zZbCU)

Isn't THAT the truth.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (/rsCS)

79 I have empathy for people with weight problems. But if they don't even think it's a problem, well then fire away with the mockery!

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (eAZVt)

80
Trailbla2er's powers ought to be thunderous belches and farts, from all appearances.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

81 I know nothing about comic books and I'm okay with that.


Posted by: grammie winger


Check out the Carl Barks Disney ones, JUST THE CARL BARKS!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (2ygtH)

82 f'ing hilarious. This has got to be one of those spend a bunch of money to bend-the-minds-of-young-people things so long term they vote/act in ways that is just downright against humnaity... no one would look at this as a money-making venture.

Posted by: thesilentone at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (xh1To)

83 >>This is real. I say again, this is real.









At least Free to Be You and Me was kinda fun, IIRC (I was young and it was the 70's. . .)

This stuff is bananas, and not the good kind of bananas, such as banana pancakes or banana smoothies.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

84
"Safespace's" super powers include:

-- Shouting Down Free Speech on any campus or street-corner!

-- Throwing Milkshakes great distances!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (9DJLb)

85 I shocked that the names "landwhale" and "hugbox" weren't used.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (tVQUs)

86 I'm starting to thing a biblical level plaque is maybe a good thing. Cull the stupid.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 18, 2020 12:09 PM (Rz36l)

"Shalmanezer slept here."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (6FeV1)

87 ok, i lied, i read the content and the comments, and i still can't make heads or fucking tails out of this

I assume that marvel is serious, but it reads worse than their parodies of the right pretending to be the left.

i do believe they're serious.

i hope to god it crushes them and wipes them from the face of the earth.

may our ancestors ever forget they walked this earth...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (8D42x)

88 Is this real?

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (a0IVu)

89 Let's hope that they all get killed by a villain named 'Trigger.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (oVJmc)

90 @JudgeJeanine

President invoking Defense Production Act allowing him to prioritize production of products to assist Americans during this coronavirus pandemic. Great news.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

91 Trump talking about enabling people to self-swab to free up medical personnel.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (Ez6QX)

92
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy

Get this shit out of here.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (9DJLb)

93 79 Can't have that. They have a message to deliver and that's paramount.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (zZbCU)

Isn't THAT the truth.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 18, 2020 12:11 PM (/rsCS)

==========

One of the handful of reviews I've received on Amazon interpreted my book completely differently than what I intended.

I saw the book as about faith, and he saw it as about the veteran experience.

I loved that. It is probably my proudest moment as a writer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (zZbCU)

94 So who gives a flying sex act about old USSR comics.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (sJgmy)

95 On top of all of that the artwork is just terrible.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (j3npP)

96 Trump: All foreclosures and evictions suspended until end of April.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

97 46 With the toilet paper shortage around the country, this new line of comic books may come in handy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:08 PM (SENHs)

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I would not wipe my ass with a character called "Safespace."

Sorry, but I have standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (XVuno)

98 71 Am I the only American male to have never read comics? All this stuff is so foreign to me. But I dont remember my friends being into comics either growing up so I cant be the only one, lol
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (b52Yt)

Nope. You're not alone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (6FeV1)

99 What about The Blob? Isn't he enough?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (Ve//x)

100
Kibblesmith? He forges dog food?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (pNxlR)

101 These new Marvel characters are the new role models for the Super Conservative American Political Leaders!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (+0uDE)

102 They should draw all their female characters to look like those 'roided up body builders.

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (X/Pw5)

103 72 Stock Market has crashed below 20,000
Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (G5dWd)

it's fluctuating around that point, but given the ramifications of what's happening, I now believe a bottom will be 14,000 or lower. That's why Trump and co. are working so hard to inflate the economy, and even that may not be enough. We're going to be at 20% unemployment within 2 weeks, that number is straight from the Trump administration.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

104 who cares?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)

105 What kind of a name is Kibblesmith? Did his ancestors make dog food?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (tVQUs)

106 72 Stock Market has crashed below 20,000

Posted by: BrokenMattHardy at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM

PIXY (ShiftPixy Inc) is up 11.82 (247%)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (Do5/p)

107 I remember when this SJW comic-book shit started. At the time I thought that the Marvel movies would steer clear of the woke bullshit in order to keep the films profitable. And that the comics division of Marvel was just to keep the blue hairs happy and let them ejaculate stupid all over the pages in order to keep the Twitter obsessives happy.

Well, no. We're getting Female Thor next year, which was one of the first SJW woke stuns with the Marvel books. So I fully expect to see the New Waaaaaahrriors in theaters by 2026.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)

108 On top of all of that the artwork is just terrible.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (j3npP)


Yup. The Japanese-style artwork seems to have taken over and it annoys the hell out of me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (SgjGX)

109 Having flashbacks to the Minoriteam cartoon that was on Adult Swim. Which was more tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing, versus whatever this... thing is.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (Dhpfr)

110 Don't copy trolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)

111 While they're at it: Welfare Queen, Illegal Avenger, Thug boy, Freebie, Whine mom, and on forever...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (2ygtH)

112 94 I loved that. It is probably my proudest moment as a writer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:12 PM (zZbCU)

A proud moment, indeed. And exactly what good literature should do. Kudos!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (/rsCS)

113 Since Stan Lee "quit" Marvel in the late 90s that place has gone to $hit.

I just hope they don't fvck up the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

114 Amazon is only shipping essentials - maybe people will realize that having Amazon as the defect supply chain in this country is as stupid as our national supply chain being Chinese

Posted by: rammajamma at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (1b+5Z)

115 Trump: All foreclosures and evictions suspended until end of April.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)



Oh, that's just great. My daughter owns a rental home. Now her renters don't have to pay??

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (lwiT4)

116 8
Daniel Kibblesmith. I think his last name deserves some guffaws...

now, now, kibblesmith is a noble profession. muscular hard-working men have been hammering out kibble since the bronze age.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (sGtp+)

117 I'd ask why, but I don't care.

I don't care about much of anything, these days.

Posted by: Allie at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (vmRc0)

118 Is MethJiggalo taken? That could be an interesting character.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (SENHs)

119
This is like handing a freefalling Disney Corp a bag of anvils.

Watch out for that sudden stop!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

120 Marvel used to be so cool and fun back in the day. Now its just another tool of zee Party.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (Ndje9)

121 I saw the book as about faith, and he saw it as about the veteran experience.

Happy to help.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (Ve//x)

122 Howabout a New Warrior called "Fat Kid" and another one called "Annoying Whiner" ?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (CPk08)

123 Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (sGtp+)

LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (WI7YS)

124 Never fear! I'm here to save the day!

Posted by: Captain Cringeworthy at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (Rz36l)

125 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

126 I love how they're making these characters black when it's typically lily white SJWs that do this nonsense. Really incredible, coopting another race to do their stupid deeds.


And non-binary is a made up thing for attention seekers to feel special. It's not real.

But of course, you all know that.

And also, look at the crappy artwork.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (9hauA)

127 103

20% was without any stimulus action. Lets not go all CNN here man.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (b52Yt)

128 What's her -- I think -- power? Well, because we really want to Relate to the Youth, she has a... "magic backpack of divine origin."

What it does, I don't know. But it's a magic backpack, because teens love backpacks or something.



Sooooo, she's Doremon.


The Japanese cartoon robot cat from the future with the magic pocket that can produce anything.


Stealing from Japanese children's cartoons?

Bold move, Marvel.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (9wmyx)

129 Comic books were frivolous, so we never had them, but now I think it's because my parents were time travellers.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (aKxkI)

130 I noticed that the CDC head, Robert Redfield, isn't seen much anymore. I suspect he's not long for his job.

Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (T6t7i)

131

Can't we just put some (more) poison in the soy to weed out these faggy millennials?

Or modify Boomer remover so it takes out males who pee sitting down (while not taking a dump).

Posted by: imp at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (SFOr6)

132 I want a comic based on this guy.

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/the-offenders/

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (SgjGX)

133 Well, no. We're getting Female Thor next year, which was one of the first SJW woke stuns with the Marvel books. So I fully expect to see the New Waaaaaahrriors in theaters by 2026.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)

I don't expect there to be any public movie theaters in 2026. Not kidding. Maybe a few specialty IMAX screens at museums.

And I don't think we're going to get "female thor", either. I think every big project is hitting a financial brick wall right about now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

134 Trump needs to remind people that globalism caused this mess - now that borders mean something again maybe we will have a reset on all this stupidity. As for Saudi crashing the oil market, next time Iran gets sporty with them we should tell them to fuck themselves.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (1b+5Z)

135 Squirrel Girl is another Tumblr Land Whale favorite.

Better squeeze Rebel Wilson into some spandex and get that into theaters quick before the entire cast dies of heart failure/infected facial piercings.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)

136 Sanders denies that he's suspending his campaign.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

137 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.


the president needs to announce that social distancing will END after 15 days

the uncertainty is killing the country

15 is ridiculous enough. it needs to end - hard stop.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)

138 "If Trailblazer can fit through, we can all get through!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (aKxkI)

139 125 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

Mnuchin was trying to scare congress into some sort of action. People, China is already coming back online. Does anyone really expect we'll have a harder time recovering from this?

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

140 Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley
2h
Kirschner's theory is not "nuanced." It is nonsense. If this is an example of how Kirschner continually found "novel ways to apply homicide liability" as a prosecutor, it is a chilling prospect for anyone who values the rule of law.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Mvlef)

141 136 Sanders denies that he's suspending his campaign.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

Ah. Negotiation tactic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (SENHs)

142 CBS shows the DOW as the President speaks. Whatever. Idiots.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (7ZMbn)

143 I can't wait for Marble Racing: THE MOVIE

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (vI+F1)

144 115 Trump: All foreclosures and evictions suspended until end of April.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)



Oh, that's just great. My daughter owns a rental home. Now her renters don't have to pay??

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (lwiT4)

I *think* they may have been talking about HUD housing. Looking for some clarification...

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)

145 I mean the fed/local gov enforced social distancing shutdowns

people should of course keep doing it as they see fit

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)

146 137 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.

the president needs to announce that social distancing will END after 15 days

the uncertainty is killing the country

15 is ridiculous enough. it needs to end - hard stop.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)

Yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

147 Safespace and Snowflake-- the 'dude' naturally wears pink and the 'chick' wears blue. SO CHALLENGING TO ESTABLISHED NORMS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

148 How long before we have the first pedophile superhero?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

149 20% Unemployment. That's a lot of new coders.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (E2o2V)

150 I'm reading the Preacher books now.

I assume the likes of Danni Kibblebits have never read it, because it might introduce them to a strong female character who doesn't look like a beached whale.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

151 130 I noticed that the CDC head, Robert Redfield, isn't seen much anymore. I suspect he's not long for his job.
Posted by: pep at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (T6t7i)

---------

Maybe he's been reassigned to the CDC's Gun Violence Prevention section.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (XVuno)

152 Sanders denies that he's suspending his campaign.

Now, where have I heard that before...? Oh, yes- from every other campaign immediately before dropping out.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (aKxkI)

153 Over here printing as fast as we can, boss!


$100 bills for everyone!

Posted by: US MINT at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (hDfwo)

154 A few days ago, Northernlurker I think it was, posted that his wife was in a nursing home and they had implemented a no visitation rule. I imagine that they can communicate via phone. But can't imagine how stressful it is to be unable to be near a loved one who has to stay inside a nursing home these days. Has anyone heard from them?

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (2YElQ)

155 139 125 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

Mnuchin was trying to scare congress into some sort of action. People, China is already coming back online. Does anyone really expect we'll have a harder time recovering from this?
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

=======

China's lying their ass off.

Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (o3+fQ)

156 The problem is not the virus. The problem is the over abundance of live microphones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (SENHs)

157 Trump: All foreclosures and evictions suspended until end of April.



Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (cF8AT)



Oh, that's just great. My daughter owns a rental home. Now her renters don't have to pay??





Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM

---

Yep, but that also means we don't have to bail my wife's deadbeat sister out and pay for her $1,200 a month one bedroom apartment in Dallas either because all of their magic shows have been cancelled.

That's gonna save me some money.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (JUOKG)

158 Safe Place and Snowflake can place their Balls on my chin anytime.

Posted by: ANDREW GILLUM at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (lMn1U)

159 69
THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!



THEY CANCELLED EUROVISION!

Posted by: They Cancelled Eurovision! at March 18, 2020 12:07 PM (I2/tG)



Oh no. Now how am i going to listen to Balkan teenagers not sing to a canned hook from fifteen years ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (6Fe



An AI did a better Eurovision than Eurovision
https://youtu.be/4MKAf6YX_7M

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (CPk08)

160 Being able to create throwing stars seems like a pretty useless power, why not just carry around a bag of them?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (tVQUs)

161 121 I saw the book as about faith, and he saw it as about the veteran experience.

Happy to help.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (Ve//x)

========

That was the dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (zZbCU)

162 PIXY (ShiftPixy Inc) is up 11.82 (247%)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 12:14 PM (Do5/p)

it's the new fad.

i mean who RELLY needs a fancy HTML page that can handle links...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (8D42x)

163 So nobody has to pay rent anymore. Ugh. Bernie dropped out today but his policies are being implemented one at a time by Trump and congress.

What the fuck is next? Look for waiver health insurance premiums and deductibles. Cuz you know, for the children.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (b52Yt)

164 Part of me thinks this Marvel 'New Warriors' thing must be some convoluted, nth dimensional-level 'Springtime for Hitler' ruse, that 'Daniel Kibblesmith' is really a sophisticated (if somewhat over-the-top) cardboard cutout identity employed to hide what's really going on, but I know better. This is real. They mean it.

Posted by: troyriser at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (E2EAq)

165 143
I can't wait for Marble Racing: THE MOVIE

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (vI+F1)

Marblenado?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (7ZMbn)

166 A male, that identifies as a female.
But he is also a lesbian.

Minds
Blown

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (vd8XM)

167 So glad I got out of the comic book industry when I did. Saw this crap coming down the pike almost 20 years ago.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (DjiZK)

168 >>>the president needs to announce that social distancing will END after 15 days
the uncertainty is killing the country
15 is ridiculous enough. it needs to end - hard stop.

At a certain point, the cure is worse than the disease.

No one wants grandmas to die, but I also don't want more people to die from civil unrest, anarchy, high crime and the ungodly amounts of suicide that will happen if this goes on.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (datdl)

169 Snowflake and Safespace - the New Ambiguously Fay Duo for the 21st century!!

(OK, Safespace looks like a girl due to slimmer build, but they are practically twins - by design)

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

170 maybe I should go into comuc booj writing

you gotta know there'll be hungry readers

although I've heard tgat the real action is in webtoons?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (G546f)

171 155 139 125 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

Mnuchin was trying to scare congress into some sort of action. People, China is already coming back online. Does anyone really expect we'll have a harder time recovering from this?
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

=======

China's lying their ass off.
Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (o3+fQ)

Which while true is not terribly relevant to the fact that suppliers in China have returned to supplying things.

Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

172 ... was "exposed to an experimental internet gas" (what?!) ...

__________


It was a deadly meme accidentally released on "Talk Like a Pirate Day" now known as ...


.


.


.

AAAAAAAAAAAARGON!

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (L8IUA)

173 Silver just broke $12. It costs more than $13 to mine an ounce.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

174 OT after 100 comments:

Philadelphia declares its citizens are outlaws, and the police will not protect them.

"Due to the coronavirus crisis, Philadelphia police will no longer be making arrests for all narcotics offenses, theft from persons, retail theft, theft from auto, burglary, vandalism, bench warrants, stolen autos, economic crimes such as passing bad checks, fraud, & prostitution."

This is from a retired NYPD detective and it appears to be real.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7qyvjb

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (i0wNm)

175 "Am I the only American male to have never read comics?"

Nope. Magical superheros never did anything for me. The whole superhero movie thing is perplexing to me. So stupid.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (eAZVt)

176 Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (2YElQ)

No; It was someone else. Sadly NorthernLurker's wife, Faye, went to be the Lord two years ago, in April I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (WI7YS)

177 Off sock

Posted by: Guzalot at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (Rz36l)

178 137 20% unemployed.

Time to start making media pay for their role in this.

the president needs to announce that social distancing will END after 15 days

the uncertainty is killing the country

15 is ridiculous enough. it needs to end - hard stop.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM

15 days?

Wasn't the last CDC recommendation that the no groups of 50+ suggestion go on for 8 weeks (Mid-May)?

And I thought one of the last things Trump mentioned is that the virus wouldn't be under control until July or Aug.

Where did the 15 days come from?

(Serious question, I may have missed an update somewhere?)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (Do5/p)

179 I love how they're making these characters black

Blue eyes though. I suppose they are Western Hunter Gatherers.

Plenty of snowflakes in Ice Age Europe, not so much the safe spaces.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (ykYG2)

180 I *think* they may have been talking about HUD housing. Looking for some clarification...

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (cF8AT)


NEW: President Trump says HUD is "suspending all foreclosures and evictions through the end of April" in response to coronavirus outbreak

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

181
Sooooo, she's Doremon.


The Japanese cartoon robot cat from the future with the magic pocket that can produce anything.



Hell, Dora the Explorer has the magic backpack-- 'Anything that you might need, I've got inside for you...'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (oVJmc)

182 Mnuchin was trying to scare congress into some sort of action. People, China is already coming back online. Does anyone really expect we'll have a harder time recovering from this?
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

the disease will blow over. How are we going to reverse the problem of everyone with school age children having to quit their jobs for two months (at least) because the schools are closed? How do we restart the 10,000 restaurants that will not be reopening because they couldn't keep up payments after they closed down?

and don't even start on how the entire energy business is going bankrupt this year. Plus everyone who relied on them for their business.

We've just put a silver bullet through the head of our economy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)

183 Pink dude has muscles.

Body shaming much???

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (9hauA)

184
On top of all of that the artwork is just terrible.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Yes, compare it to Marvel art 40 years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (aKsyK)

185 I'd rather read a comic book about Dirty Mike and the Boys.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (ftFVW)

186
Where's HamPlanet?

We were promised HamPlanet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

187 Oh, that's just great. My daughter owns a rental home. Now her renters don't have to pay??
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (lwiT4)


Depending on where she lives, an eviction wouldn't be possible before then anyways, even if she started proceedings today. This seems more likely to be a first shot towards the banks to not try anything stupid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)

188 Can they have a sexually ambiguous superhero called "Neon Bright Hair?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (WI7YS)

189 So nobody has to pay rent anymore.



Apparently they don't realize that there is someone else involved, namely the landlord, who still has to pay the mortgage and taxes on that property.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (lwiT4)

190 Shouldn't he be replaced by a minority non-binary person using the new Mulan standard where you can't have white people do things about diverse characters.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (A/Jq8)

191 169 Snowflake and Safespace - the New Ambiguously Fay Duo for the 21st century!!

(OK, Safespace looks like a girl due to slimmer build, but they are practically twins - by design)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

I thought they were Woke Wondertwins, but they are all snuggled up in that one picture.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

192 Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM

You're a treasure, Tami. Thanks!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (2GPSc)

193 The real super power is that any villain that faces them will die laughing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (1ISKN)

194 Who sold all the silver?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (E2o2V)

195 All these so called temporary measures will never go away. Once the masses get something from Uncle Sugar it never goes away.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (b52Yt)

196 Comic books were frivolous, so we never had them, but now I think it's because my parents were time travellers. Posted by: t-bird

Like the Watcher?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (Ndje9)

197 Marvel should have a villain called Mr. Indifferent. His super power is that he refuses to buy comic books. He also uses the triggering word "Mr" implying he feels he is better than everyone else, also he probably thinks owning slaves is okay.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (E+OcO)

198 Depending on where she lives, an eviction wouldn't
be possible before then anyways, even if she started proceedings today.
This seems more likely to be a first shot towards the banks to not try
anything stupid.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)



Okay, that calms me a little.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (lwiT4)

199 Oh no. Now how am i going to listen to Balkan teenagers not sing to a canned hook from fifteen years ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (6Fe


as long as they focus on the pointy elbows, i don't think anyone actually listened to the music..

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (8D42x)

200 The Hall of Gibs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (E2o2V)

201 They called two characters "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" to take those words back from the H8rz!

Let's see them take back "shithead."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

202 Can they have a sexually ambiguous superhero called "Neon Bright Hair?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (WI7YS)

Well Soy Wars has Admiral Gender Studies, sooooo...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (6FeV1)

203 Sanders denies that he's suspending his campaign.

-
He hasn't confined himself to reality thus far and sees no reason to start now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

204 >>Which while true is not terribly relevant to the fact that suppliers in China have returned to supplying things.

That kind of thing tends to happen in a dictatorship.

It doesn't mean that China isn't lying about the virus still being an issue in China.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)

205 171 155 139 125 20% unemployed.
Time to start making media pay for their role in this.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)

Mnuchin was trying to scare congress into some sort of action. People, China is already coming back online. Does anyone really expect we'll have a harder time recovering from this?
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

=======

China's lying their ass off.
Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:19 PM (o3+fQ)

Which while true is not terribly relevant to the fact that suppliers in China have returned to supplying things.
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

======

I think China's just absorbing the deaths and forcing people to go back to work. You can't exactly do that here.

Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (o3+fQ)

206 77
Did anybody else hear this in the voice of the amazing Tatiana Maslany's Russian character Helena? Is Ace an Orphan Black fan?

a) the character was ukrainian, not russian b) she kept mispronouncing "sestra", which was annoying.

mrs. chronda really liked orphan black, so i saw much more of it than i wanted to.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (sGtp+)

207 I don't think you can get a job as a writer if you're not a SJW, I see that they've taking over duties writing TWD (yeah, I'm still watching it).

Posted by: Kat_man at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (+omKc)

208 This is what the end means. Can't write good stuff for the former super heros. And with production costs, can't make a buck.


So introduce the last in the line, marginal revenue derived from a very select market until said franchise officially dies.


Jumping the shark for the last incremental buck.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (Ozpxd)

209 You'll note that the Democrats haven't suspended their campaigns due to the pandemic crisis...

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (jyVW0)

210
The safespace and snowflake is mocking us.
This is hollywood, in your face, mocking us profits be damned.

This downturn due to the virus is hurting the movie industry at the moment (and not just the celebs in real quarantine). Good time to put out more garbage, eh?

Mock us.
Eat the results.

Everything I just read sounds like it came out of a brainstorming session at my local Child Care Center for pre-schoolers.

Creativity is dead.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (vEIlU)

211 @JenGriffinFNC 1 minute ago

Dr Deborah Blix: children and Millennials CAN get COVID-19. Reports from Italy show young people in critical condition in hospitals because they did not take same precautions as elderly. This is NEW guidance from White House Task Force head. #StayHome

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

212 Clyde, the 15 days is for the full social distancing / closing of schools / closing of (govt) offices

restricting assembly I would also put in there b/c it's related

the virus will be with us FOREVER

it is now just one of our many cold/flu virus strains. it's not going away

the next step is WE DEAL WITH IT

after 15 days of isolation we've "flattened the curve" and that is ENOUGH

this entire plan was garbage but I'm ok with it b/c not much you can do. it was a really dumb plan. but we went with it.

but you can't keep it going.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (j9HX3)

213 "the disease will blow over. How are we going to reverse the problem of
everyone with school age children having to quit their jobs for two
months (at least) because the schools are closed? How do we restart
the 10,000 restaurants that will not be reopening because they couldn't
keep up payments after they closed down?"

Does everyone with school age children quit their jobs when the scools close for summer?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

214 Which while true is not terribly relevant to the fact that suppliers in China have returned to supplying things.
Posted by: Someguy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yep, and we even recovered from the Spanish Flu. I don't think this is a permanent condition or the end of the world. I don't understand this hysteria at all. I read that Netherlands was going to the "herd immunity" strategy and just letting it go. In their case this might mean becoming an Islamic state sooner

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (ONvIw)

215 Tenants hear no more evictions what do they do? No more rent payments. This is so fucking retarded. Damn it Trump, if I wanted this kind of shit I would have voted for Bernie in 2016.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (b52Yt)

216 Saw EVS stream his thoughts on this stunning and brave new content last night. Hilarious.

Posted by: JebPilled at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (QUqEV)

217 The artwork is atrocious.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (OuZMr)

218 Please God, by all that is holy, allow the Kung Flu to consume all of Marvel...thank you.

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (32YRo)

219 @cvpayne

USNS Comfort heading to New York City

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (cF8AT)

220 I'm pretty sure that Snowflake and Safespace should not look like they have a penis and the black/indian fat person should have a penis.

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (ZCiJZ)

221 So its name is... "B-Negative."

___________



It'll fall in love with a former NBA star named "HIV-Positive."

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (L8IUA)

222 @180

Again, this is absolutley insane.


They are acting like we have been hit with an ELE asteroid and not some mild viral outbreak.


The only thing I can figure is that the "leaders" in countries around the world and at home have looked at the global ledger and have realized the plates were about to stop spinning and now they are figuring a way to make a global "reset" palatable and possible.


Nothing else explains this level of insanity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (FVrDO)

223 To be fair, what Trump said was that HUD will stop all foreclosures and evictions until the end of April. It has nothing to do with private agreements, only people in HUD housing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)

224 Snowflake and Safespace - the New Ambiguously Fay Duo for the 21st century!!

(OK, Safespace looks like a girl due to slimmer build, but they are practically twins - by design)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

Nah, safespace is a chick pretending to be "non-binary". Her hips don't lie.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (9hauA)

225 Hmm... keep triggering the spam filter. Not sure what's going on here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (tLWGd)

226 201
They called two characters "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" to take those words back from the H8rz!



Let's see them take back "shithead."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

What do you mean?

Posted by: Dibblefucker Shithead at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (CPk08)

227 I got to work from home for who knows how long. I guess I should be thankful I still have a job.

Posted by: Kat_man at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (+omKc)

228 "magic backpack of divine origin."

Behold the mighty handbag of Thor!

Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (QJuY+)

229 Trailbl*zer got her name from how she creates a trail wherever she walks.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (tVQUs)

230 Does everyone with school age children quit their jobs when the scools close for summer?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

Nope. In my area some of the gyms came up with 10 hour recreational programs for kids while they close for adults. I am not sure of the wisdom of this. My daughter is using the grandma option.

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (ONvIw)

231 @abbydphillip

Wow: HHS issuing a regulation today allowing doctors to practice across state lines.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

232 Wonder-twin powers activate!

Shape of an Obese Trans black woman!

Shape of a soy drinking hollow chested man!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (+DS2f)

233 215
Tenants hear no more evictions what do they do? No more rent payments.
This is so fucking retarded. Damn it Trump, if I wanted this kind of
shit I would have voted for Bernie in 2016.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (b52Yt)


Everyone who lost their jobs in the past two weeks already won't be paying their rent. Are they to be turned out on the street? Who are the new renters you imagine are out there trying to find a new apartment right now?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

234 Dr Deborah Blix: children and Millennials CAN get COVID-19. Reports from Italy show young people in critical condition in hospitals because they did not take same precautions as elderly. This is NEW guidance from White House Task Force head. #StayHome


NO ONE EVER THOUGHT THEY COULD NOT GET IT

of course they can. it's just mild for them (unless immunocompromised).

I'm seeing a lot of new fearmongering today in the media, I guess to keep us complacent about the lockdown? because there are NOT the amount of deaths we'd been told were going to happen

more cases is meaningless to me b/c it's out there. and it's mild. the more cases - and IF they ever allow us to test for antibodies - we'd see just how huge the denominator part of this mortality equation is

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

235 Reports from Italy show young people in critical condition in hospitals because they did not take same precautions as elderly.

One bit of nooz that came out of there was a 21 soccer "football" coach, who came in with COVID, came out with a leukemia diagnosis as well. And died very quickly after that.

Compromised immune systems. I bet a lot of the 'young people in critical conditions' where they don't have cancer fit a profile. Slender, multicolored hair, earrings . . .

Maybe it's the hair dye.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (ykYG2)

236 Hell, Dora the Explorer has the magic backpack-- 'Anything that you might need, I've got inside for you...'

I did it before Dora.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (i0wNm)

237 Not that I give two loose stools about Marvel, but this whole article reads like a scene from the first Deadpool movie.

Posted by: red speck at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (gS3OW)

238 Wow, suspending all non essential surgeries. That's Huge.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (JUOKG)

239 You will know us by who we make heroes....

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (+DS2f)

240 To be fair, what Trump said was that HUD will stop
all foreclosures and evictions until the end of April. It has nothing
to do with private agreements, only people in HUD housing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)



I appreciate that info, Tom Servo.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (lwiT4)

241 187 Oh, that's just great. My daughter owns a rental home. Now her renters don't have to pay??
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:15 PM (lwiT4)

Depending on where she lives, an eviction wouldn't be possible before then anyways, even if she started proceedings today. This seems more likely to be a first shot towards the banks to not try anything stupid.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX

=====

I suspect similar pressures will come to bear on creditors regarding small businesses

Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (o3+fQ)

242 #222. It's my theory as well.

Posted by: Winston at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (RyWXu)

243 maybe I should go into comuc booj writing

you gotta know there'll be hungry readers

although I've heard tgat the real action is in webtoons?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 12:20 PM (G546f)


Ethan Van Sciver is a trailbl***er here. The future is in crowd funding a book, talking about the book on your youtube channel, in nearly endless live streams, during which your "fans" throw money at you in the superchat.

In which case, whether you ever publish the book or not, you are raking in gobs of cash.

All while talking about how ugly Brie Larson is, and she has no butt, and Kathleen Kennedy is about to be fired aaaaany day now, cuz my inside sources tell me, so it's totally true.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (hku12)

244 We need robots and universal income!

Posted by: Yang at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (hDfwo)

245 I am guessing the villains in this saga will be entirely white males with monickers like "Endstage Capitalism" "The Colonialist" "The Deplorable" "Pmurt" and "Whiteman" (So that fat tranny can quip, "Stay in your lane, Whiteman.")

There will also be a villainous organization known as the Institutional Capitalist Enterprise (ICE) so that when the SJW Team takes it down, the fat tranny can quip, "ICE, you've been abolished!"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (BeYX8)

246 Apparently they don't realize that there is someone else involved, namely the landlord, who still has to pay the mortgage and taxes on that property.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:22 PM (lwiT4)

The Donald knows all about landlords

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (ONvIw)

247 Guess what my superpower is. C'mon, take a guess!

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (q1Pj5)

248 >>> Then you have the twins.SafeSpace is a black male who has purely defensive force fields. His twin, Snowflake, is non-binary and refers to themself as they/them.

In case no one has said it yet: awww how cute they made an action figure if Ihlan Omar and her brother! Sibcest is the best cest.

Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (UvJJq)

249 "Say 'backpack'! Say 'backpack'!"

Posted by: red speck at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (gS3OW)

250 Does everyone with school age children quit their jobs when the scools close for summer?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

No, because their are other programs, planned for in advance. But since all public accommodations are now being closed, there's no choice for anyone right now but to stay home with their kids. No one can sign up for new day care, when all day cares are being closed as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

251 Look, if I wanted to look at a jelly roll superhero, I could look in the mirror.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (+DS2f)

252 Trailbl*zer? More like Trailgrazer. Like a buffalo.

Trailbl*zer v. Juggernaut in a sumo contest: who would win?

Trailbl*zer v. Hulk in a sumo contest: who would win?

Trailbl*zer v. a speeding semi full of Hostess snack cakes: who would win?

If this goes through, it seems the blog doesn't like the word Trailbl*zer.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (tLWGd)

253 15 days?



Wasn't the last CDC recommendation that the no groups of 50+ suggestion go on for 8 weeks (Mid-May)?



And I thought one of the last things Trump mentioned is that the virus wouldn't be under control until July or Aug.



Where did the 15 days come from?



(Serious question, I may have missed an update somewhere?)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 12:21 PM (Do5/p)


From
what I understand they are saying the next 15 days are critical to
which way this will go in this country and getting new cases under
control. I think we are headed for at least 2 months of this and hopefully by then we'll see South Korean numbers. Even though 99% of the cases in this country are mild we need to crash the economy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (+k5vA)

254 COVID19 - could you at least cause this terrible idea to be aborted?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (+DS2f)

255 >>Again, this is absolutley insane.


>>They are acting like we have been hit with an ELE asteroid and not some mild viral outbreak.

Who is they? Do you not see Trump leading this process? Do you think he's lying as well? Why would he do that when he is cruising to re-election?

Name me one person in Trump's administration that thinks this is a mild viral outbreak.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

256 Bernie Sanders quitting to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (DY3v8)

257 In college one of my roommates was one of the editors currently running Marvel into the ground, and I apologize for not strangling him and dumping him off the Taconic Parkway when I had the chance.

He used to wear foundation and nail polish. The warning signs were all there.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (Gyhs0)

258 231

Why is this a restriction in the first place? is medicine vastly different in Michigan vs Ohio?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (b52Yt)

259 Where's Mister B Natural?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (aKsyK)

260 Elective dental procedures to be canceled.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (2GPSc)

261 It seems like one of those comics you'd get for free with a happy meal or something. "Hi I'm bnegative. I'll tell you all about the importance of giving blood!"

Nah, those free comics are better. I want to see these characters in the mcu, do it marvel I dare you!

Posted by: JebPilled at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (QUqEV)

262 I suspect similar pressures will come to bear on creditors regarding small businesses
Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (o3+fQ)


Agreed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (SgjGX)

263 How can that be a super hero? It can't even write its name in the snow by peeing.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

264 Thank you Fenelon for your answer. I hope that the poster and wife are safe.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (2YElQ)

265 I think I'm B-. "Finally, someone who's like me!" (yeah, not really)

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (EYsyU)

266 Bernie Sanders quitting to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 12:28 PM (DY3v

Well he sure as fuck ain't no patriot....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (6FeV1)

267 Sanders denies that he's suspending his campaign.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:17 PM (CQ3Qb)

Ah. Negotiation tactic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 18, 2020 12:18 PM


No. He's just lying. Because commie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ejd/p)

268 Creativity is dead.

No, it's not. It's just that the financiers in Hollyweird want to spend money on their pet agendas, not a real stories that would entertain people.

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ZCiJZ)

269 233

Hmm if only there were a mechanism by which people put aside money to have for emergencies instead of buying $8 cups of coffee every day.

Ps not everyone rents an apartment.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (b52Yt)

270 Give it ten years, and their new characters will be

Fetal Position -- superpower is to curl up into a fetal position when scared or confronted by danger. Once in fetal position, he is Invulnerable!

Vagina Dentata -- superpower is teeth at entrance to her vagina. She botes off the dicks of all the villains who constantly try to rape her!

Incel -- superpower is the ability resist the wily charms of sexy female supervillains. Whle everyone else is dazzled or distracted or corrupted by her beauty, he remains impervious!

Super Bottom -- superpower is having the most inviting anus imaginable, literally irresistible to all the macho gay supervillains! And then while they are distracted by pounding Super Bottom in the ass, the other Marvel team members can defeat the villain!

Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (N9G0H)

271 240 To be fair, what Trump said was that HUD will stop
all foreclosures and evictions until the end of April. It has nothing
to do with private agreements, only people in HUD housing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)



I appreciate that info, Tom Servo.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:27 PM (lwiT4)

I posted clarification @ #180

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)

272 My dream is for Neil Breen to direct an MCU movie.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (BeYX8)

273 Why is this a restriction in the first place? is medicine vastly different in Michigan vs Ohio?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (b52Yt)

Are you really this ignorant of state licensing rules?

Posted by: CN at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (ONvIw)

274 Hmm... keep triggering the spam filter. Not sure what's going on here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (tLWGd)


Are you trying to use the B word?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (hku12)

275 212 Clyde, the 15 days is for the full social distancing / closing of schools / closing of (govt) offices

restricting assembly I would also put in there b/c it's related

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM

I have to check my idiot Governor Whitmer's declaration again, but I think she ordered schools, universities, bars, restaurants, gyms, parks, etc closed for longer than 15 days.

And I think other Governors have done the same in their states as well.

That's why I asked about the 15 days.

Just checked. The order is until April 5th. So 3 weeks.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (Do5/p)

276 botes = bites

Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (N9G0H)

277 Bernie Sanders quitting to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at


I thought he was going to the Colts.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (axyOa)

278 OMG...reporterette giving Trump a heap of trouble over him calling it a Chinese Virus.

Trump: Because it comes from China....he left off 'you ignorant bitch.' But he was thinking it....you could tell.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

279 OMG who is this broad calling Trump a racist?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

280 My favorite superhero right now is Saitama from One Punch Man.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (BeYX8)

281 Well - so much for airburst THC bombs to stem the panic.

Posted by: We Are All Going To Die at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (71st6)

282 My word. Stock market is in a free fall.

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (a0IVu)

283 >>>Dr Deborah Blix: children and Millennials CAN get COVID-19. Reports from Italy show young people in critical condition in hospitals because they did not take same precautions as elderly. This is NEW guidance from White House Task Force head. #StayHome


If they have underlying health conditions, sure.

If they don't, not so much.

Italy, from what I've read, has also had a major outbreak of mesothelioma which was killing a lot of people on its own before coronavirus ever showed up. Between that, its more aged population, and the problems with its health care system, that is a worst-case scenario: meaning, it's not what's going to happen other places.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (2PXwn)

284 Twitchy has a story where the Philly PD basically legalized most crime...

got guns and ammo?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM (+W/Q4)

285 Firestarter: A plushly-thighed female wears corduroy pants and powerwalks over the bad guys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (q1Pj5)

286
Hell, Dora the Explorer has the magic backpack-- 'Anything that you might need, I've got inside for you...'

I did it before Dora.
Posted by: Mary Poppins


You ought to have seen my box!

Posted by: Pandora at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (aKsyK)

287 Now I'm getting the "Seriously, y'all, Imma a cardiac nurse and here's why y'all need to be terrified...." stories pushed via the Facebook. Of course, it blames the "victims" who were in perfect health then their lungs crashed, and now everyone in the healthcare field is going to die.

My sympathy for the health care industry is somewhere between shit and syphilis right now. Fire away at me!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (DY3v8)

288 The "Magic Backpack" is filled with Purell bottles.

Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (Pqytn)

289 I stopped reading comics when I hit puberty. Assume today's readers are all arrested development.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (6/uwW)

290 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.

Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.

----------

Thank you for your optimism.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

291 I'm gonna guess - they win all their battle with surprising ease. All their foes collapse at the first blow, which they will always strike. They will never face any form of adversity. they will not be physically harmed in any encounter, but will always suffer hurt feelings.

Good, I'd pay $100 bucks for a comic where Carnage straight up murdered their asses in the first six panels. Then the rest of the story would be real heroes trying to bring the killer to justice.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (+DS2f)

292 273

I guess sarcasm is lost some times on the internets.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (b52Yt)

293 First question to Trump:

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS YOU RACIST


Fuck off cunt.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (+dsLj)

294 15 days was the FEDERAL thing

states are going their own way, I'm talking about what Trump said and promoted

15 days ending April 1

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (j9HX3)

295 285 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.

Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: StaceyStauffer


...in 1976.

Posted by: zombie at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (N9G0H)

296 "But since all public accommodations are now being closed, there's no choice for anyone right now but to stay home with their kids."

Sending them all to daycare would be worse than keeping the schools open.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (eAZVt)

297 The "Magic Backpack" is filled with Purell bottles.
Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (Pqytn)


And Ho-Hos.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (SgjGX)

298 missed the beginning of conference...

what's new ??

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq)

299 That fat one, she is awesome.

Go Go Gadget FUPA

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (cm9HI)

300 It comes from Chiina Chiina

Posted by: Pestilence and Famine at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (WX+x0)

301 Hmm... keep triggering the spam filter. Not sure what's going on here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


It's because you're trying to type "Trailblazer". That's a no-no.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (EYsyU)

302 It. Comes. From. China.

Who is that bitch that insulted him with that accusatory question?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (+fPHo)

303 I'm gonna move to China and get a job as a community deorganizer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (6FeV1)

304 279 OMG who is this broad calling Trump a racist?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM

Using her best bitch voice and outraged demeanor. Unreal. Pure contempt for PDT on show. And he handled her well.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (2GPSc)

305 Media still obsessed and whining that Trump is accurately calling it the Chinese virus.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (G2zl5)

306 I saw The New Cringe Ass Warriors open for Molly Hatchet at the Chicago Chop Shop in "07.

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (L8IUA)

307 My sympathy for the health care industry is somewhere between shit and syphilis right now. Fire away at me!


they are not who they once were

like so many industries/people

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (j9HX3)

308 *ssssiiiiiigggghhhhhh*

I remember when DC brought us the new 'Silver Age' Flash, and Green Lantern. So much fun. Loved Infantino's depictions of Flash in action. Green Lantern with his silly big green boxing gloves or hammers. I was the perfect age for it.

Then I read the origin of Spider-Man and instead of outgrowing comics, I got Marvelized. I was ripe for the dawn of the Marvel era. It was a big part of the '60s. Ditko's Dr Strange alone was precedent-shattering. And basically everything the Marvel media today have is something Jack Kirby cooked up.

Lost interest and then the collection was stolen, but picked up again on the independent publishers' boom in the '80s, which also had some great Marvel and DC work. An era that culminated in Dark Knight and Watchmen and the crushing of the comic stores and independents by the X-Meanies.

The movies and the TV series hooked me in again for awhile. Fun to see even the distorted permutations of those characters of my yout'. Gradually, they've lost me. Some good stuff, but much potential wasted, too much drama, and boiling over with in-your-face SJW - I'm glad to have the time back. (Still following Legends of Tomorrow. It's goofy.)

The amateurish SJW silliness offered now has nothing to do with Marvel. How's that go? Wearing the skin of the slain and demanding respect?

Posted by: mindful webworker
another lonely little page in cyberspace
at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (jhgxs)

309 it's fluctuating around that point, but given the ramifications of what's happening, I now believe a bottom will be 14,000 or lower. That's why Trump and co. are working so hard to inflate the economy, and even that may not be enough. We're going to be at 20% unemployment within 2 weeks, that number is straight from the Trump administration.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)


The President just shot this 20% number down.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (8k7U7)

310 *All their foes collapse at the first blow*

This is exactly the premise of One Punch Man. But it works amazingly.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (BeYX8)

311 "Because they tried to blame our military and that's not going to happen. Not when I'm President."

LOVED that smackdown.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (KxVoZ)

312 Dammit!!!
Me magic bag o fuks be empty. Happens more and more.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (SMh/7)

313 305 279 OMG who is this broad calling Trump a racist?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:31 PM

Using her best bitch voice and outraged demeanor. Unreal. Pure contempt for PDT on show. And he handled her well.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (2GPSc)

He did. Better than I would've.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (Ez6QX)

314 Wow, suspending all non essential surgeries. That's Huge



My dil needs back surgery. Not emergency but she is in pain. Was postponed a week ago until further notice since hospitals in so fl are moving away from doing anything elective.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (2YElQ)

315 >>I stopped reading comics when I hit puberty


I stopped well before that... as I assumed Puberty would never hit if I kept reading comic books.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (cm9HI)

316 If Trump could start of each conference with 'Fuck China and their virus' we could avoid the avoid wasting time on the opening questions from the Chinese proxy, hate-America media.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (xXx5y)

317 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market. Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.

*****

That's right keep dancing on the minefield.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (+dsLj)

318 OT: sidebar on speech-patrolling.

@UrbanAchievr was scolding @neontaster about posting empty shelves pictures last night.

These people are insufferable.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (ZzK1K)

319 Then you have the twins.SafeSpace is a black male who has purely defensive force fields. His twin, Snowflake, is non-binary and refers to themself as they/them.

How come none of them is called "Lil" something or other?

Introducing "Lil Shithead." His super power is rapping about doing drive-bys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (YqDXo)

320 Wow that is so gay.
Liberace

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (KNsKs)

321 160
Being able to create throwing stars seems like a pretty useless power, why not just carry around a bag of them?

a plastic bag? HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Thunda Gretberg at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (sGtp+)

322 "magic backpack of divine origin."

Behold the mighty handbag of Thor!
Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM


It's a satchel!

- Thor

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (ejd/p)

323 Bernie Sanders quitting to join the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at


I thought he was going to the Colts.
Posted by: Diogenes



"A brokered convention?! Are you talking about the brokered convention!? The convention?!!? Don't talk about a brokered convention!!!"

-- Bernie Sanders in a Jim Mora voice

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (786Ro)

324 This is how wars start.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (axyOa)

325 Did she say reports of dozens of acts against Chinese Americans? So, backlash huh? Really.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (/ZYFC)

326 First question to Trump:

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS YOU RACIST


Fuck off cunt.

-----------

Because it comes from China.

Fact Check True

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (sX1BW)

327 I got this message when I tried to post.
Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

Can't figure out why.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (+lVUW)

328 >>> The safespace and snowflake is mocking us.
This is hollywood, in your face, mocking us profits be damned.

They will be forced to greenlight stuff appealing to normie Americans again with everything happening. The horror! Taking too much of a nosedive with all the current Events.

Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (UvJJq)

329 "Go Go Gadget FUPA"

(Helicopter rotor comes out of hoo-ha)

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (eAZVt)

330 L'il Percocet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)

331 I'm ok with the suspending elective procedures

that shows me the admin is serious about transforming from isolation to mitigation

that's what we need to do

I'm not saying states or individual cities or businesses should not do as they see fit!

but the FEDERAL edict to isolate everyone should end at the end of the 15 days.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (j9HX3)

332 Why doesn't Marvel Comics want to make any money?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

333 Is this that same reporter? STOP CALLING ON HER.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

334 My dream is for Neil Breen to direct an MCU movie.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:30 PM (BeYX


He's not really less creative than mainstream Hollowwood. He just doesn't have a budget. And insists on playing the main character.

Give him a special effects department, and have Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt playing the parts, he would rake in hundreds of millions.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)

335 Where's Mister B Natural?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2020 12:29 PM (aKsyK)


Miss Jay Natural?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (q1Pj5)

336 Compromised immune systems. I bet a lot of the 'young people in critical conditions' where they don't have cancer fit a profile. Slender, multicolored hair, earrings . . .

My buddy went through school to become a dentist. In one of his classes, they would do diagnostic case study work. It started off with a picture of the patient, then went into their medical history and symptoms and it was the student's task to come up with a possible diagnosis.

Well, some people noticed a type for the AIDS cases. Men with a certain look, including a mustache. So they started calling out "AIDS!" as soon as they saw this look, even without any further information.

The professor was shocked, because they were right every time. When he asked how they knew, the students told the Prof what they had observed. The Prof said that was ridiculous and told them to stop.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (i0wNm)

337 285 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.
Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.
StaceyStauffer

or he could just say fuck it and walk away and let the real experts like internet geniuses save the entire world.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (NAbCm)

338 >>Nah, safespace is a chick pretending to be "non-binary". Her hips don't lie.


Heh, yes. And Snowflake has some muscle definition that leads one to believe he is a guy - despite being the one wearing earrings/bolts (ick).
- - - -

Now their enemies is a fun one: I bet one of them is a thinly veiled Ben Shapiro or Charlie Kirk knockoff. Gotta make sure comic reading kidz are not lured into reactionary campus-accessible conservative entities like Turning Point USA or red-pilled by podcasts. The evil character being a Joo would probably be extra icing on the MAGArific eeeevil villain character cake.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

339 Ok, they decided to let all the bitchy reporters in today...

Good grief!

"You knew for WEEKS we needed more ventilators! Why wasn't this addressed earlier?!"

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE INTO THE FUTURE?! YOU'RE PATHETIC!

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

340 333 Is this that same reporter? STOP CALLING ON HER.

I think that's a similar b*tchvoice. Not quite as strident as the last one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (KxVoZ)

341 Yuck...

Stereotypes are NOT characters. There is no depth. There is no chance at character growth. They are caricatures.

Die SJW Marvel already.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (dGOLj)

342 Walmart is UP 5% today and is up overall since the crash started. I own a fair amount of it. Covering me pretty well for the other losses. Silver linings where I can find them.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (b52Yt)

343 >>Behold the mighty handbag of Thor!


It's European!

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (cm9HI)

344 "But since all public accommodations are now being
closed, there's no choice for anyone right now but to stay home with
their kids."



Sending them all to daycare would be worse than keeping the schools open.



Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (eAZVt)

---
so you wold think...

and you would be wrong: LAUSD closed all their schools.

except for the 60 they kept open for daycare and free meals.

it's a Fing joke out here.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (+W/Q4)

345 BTW, this thing we're going through right now isn't even 1/100th of the economic misery we would be having under the Green New Deal/Democratic Stalinism.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (BeYX8)

346 297 The "Magic Backpack" is filled with Purell bottles.
Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:32 PM (Pqytn)

And Ho-Hos.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 12:33 PM (SgjGX)


And shoplifted TP.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (YqDXo)

347 George RR Martin explained, "Thanks to being shut inside, I have finally made the time to finish my series the way I always wanted. *cough cough* Oh my what's this? AAAAAACK!!!!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (PijNd)

348 I have to say, earthquake here has been a blessing for news. No commercials on TV and no pandemic news. Just straight reporting real time by local teams about what is happening on the ground. Refreshing!

Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (UvJJq)

349 333 Is this that same reporter? STOP CALLING ON HER.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

No, different bitch.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

350 322 "magic backpack of divine origin."

Behold the mighty handbag of Thor!
Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM

It's a satchel!

- Thor
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (ejd/p)

Urban messenger bag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

351 @345 Word!

Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (L3Rsz)

352 I was able to order T.P. on Amazon today.

My son said "And the world rejoiced!"

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (T09ml)

353 the wh press whores should be seated closer together.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (likHQ)

354 Dick or no Dick Gayson, the Soi Wonder

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (KxVoZ)

355 Now's a good time for us t separate.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (hDfwo)

356 349 333 Is this that same reporter? STOP CALLING ON HER.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

No, different bitch.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

That covers a lot of the press pool

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

357 Go long on asswipe futures.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (SMh/7)

358 > Are you trying to use the B word?

Nope, it's Trailbl*zer that's setting it off.


Presumably some spammer was using that word for something at some time in the past.

I hope it's general across spam filters, so Marvel's inevitable astroturf campaign for the Social Justice League keeps triggering it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (tLWGd)

359 and you would be wrong: LAUSD closed all their schools.

except for the 60 they kept open for daycare and free meals.

it's a Fing joke out here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (+W/Q4)


C'mon, it's the control arm of the experiment!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (YqDXo)

360 Well folks, I think the President is doing the best anyone can. At this point, he's a man with a sharp stick vs, seal team 6.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (2ygtH)

361 Lots of middle men being propped up by this entire economy based on debt, asset bubbles, privatizing profits and socializing losses will be hurt. The ones who didn't learn their lessons in 08-09.

Posted by: it begins.... at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (a5D9R)

362 *Why doesn't Marvel Comics want to make any money?*

Making money is gauche. Making money by entertaining the middlebrow masses, double so.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (BeYX8)

363 They're shutting down restaurants in my area. Only takeout and delivery. The takeout delivery drivers are ecstatic.

Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (Pqytn)

364 New DOS OIG report out today that shows how foreign aid money was corruptly mismanaged during the Obama regime including money sent to Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/vghvaxl

This is what they are trying to cover up.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)

365 I see Trailcrusher went with the yoga pants. so basically, what you can't unsee at WalMart

Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (nFwvY)

366 As for as Screentime

Dexter Douglas' alter-ego Freakazoid will have something to say about this

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (dGOLj)

367 My mom's chiro cancelled, now emergency appointments only, can't go to the dentist either.

She was getting better too with with some great physical therapy, but thanks media for taking to this to such extreme heights that people won't even go to generally sanitized offices for medical treatment.

I can haz national divorce now?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (+dsLj)

368 357 Go long on asswipe futures.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (SMh/7)

Sorry, but nothing will save the New York Times.

Posted by: Roy at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (ABjxW)

369 This looks so bad it seems deliberately designed to be awful, right down to the terrible costume designs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

370 I love that old Bad Lip Reading vid where Sarah Sanders keeps calling the presstitutes "Turd" "Greedo" and "Mangy" and such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsUNOIYyKg

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 18, 2020 12:40 PM (KxVoZ)

371 No Quora-Teen, the virus specialist who ensures government agencies and hospitals fighting infectious diseases have enough affirmative action hires on their boards and at press conferences??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2020 12:40 PM (TQ/zJ)

372 Here's video of bitch #1 asking Trump about calling it the Chinese virus...

https://tinyurl.com/vlgbypl

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

373
225 Hmm... keep triggering the spam filter. Not sure what's going on here.


It doesn't like Trailbl@zer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

374 Reporter asked about stimulus money to be paid to Americans issued April 6 and May 18. First I hear these dates.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:40 PM (2GPSc)

375


LOL, that Gervais clip is funny.

Some clips from The Office, some from Extras, it looked like, and that 3rd guy, he was on a show that I literally could not watch because it was freaking me out.

Both Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant hosted and produced a show called An Idiot Abroad where Karl Pilkington (the bald guy in the clip Ace posted) is sent to various countries and they put him in the worst living conditions they can find in the worst areas of the cities in the countries they send him to and make him do the worst of the worst in terms of what the country offered.

Gervais pushes the limit, which I love, but I couldn't watch many episodes because they made me so uncomfortable.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (vEIlU)

376 They have gone woke and destroyed a once great franchise. This is all crap and it will prove that going woke will cause you to go broke.

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (mpXpK)

377 their frivolity is soon to come to an end

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

378
In which case, whether you ever publish the book or not, you are raking in gobs of cash.

All while talking about how ugly Brie Larson is, and she has no butt, and Kathleen Kennedy is about to be fired aaaaany day now, cuz my inside sources tell me, so it's totally true.



Still a more viable business model than The Dispatch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

379 358 > Are you trying to use the B word?

Nope, it's Trailbl*zer that's setting it off.


Presumably some spammer was using that word for something at some time in the past.

I hope it's general across spam filters, so Marvel's inevitable astroturf campaign for the Social Justice League keeps triggering it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (tLWGd)

Not a spammer...a commentor that went off the rails. Oh like 10+ years ago.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (cF8AT)

380 MSM and Dem governors destroy the economy, Trump gets the blame.

I dont know if they planned it or just got lucky, but they succeeded.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (b52Yt)

381 Everybody, we're saved! Look, up in the sky!

It's Shut-the-fuck-up-and-get-over-yourself Man!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (6FeV1)

382 My buddy went through school to become a dentist. In one of his classes, they would do diagnostic case study work. It started off with a picture of the patient, then went into their medical history and symptoms and it was the student's task to come up with a possible diagnosis.

Well, some people noticed a type for the AIDS cases. Men with a certain look, including a mustache. So they started calling out "AIDS!" as soon as they saw this look, even without any further information.

The professor was shocked, because they were right every time. When he asked how they knew, the students told the Prof what they had observed. The Prof said that was ridiculous and told them to stop.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (i0wNm)


"Shut down your gaydar!"

It is funny how you can just glance at some people and have the distinct impression that they're fruits. Ricky Martin made my gaydar blow up long before he came out of the closet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

383 This is what they are trying to cover up.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Those quislings are delighted with this pandemic.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (sGotD)

384 To be worse than People of Wal-Mart bad, Trailbl@zer needs to wear Spanx pants in a leopard print that are so tight the fat rolls make her look like the Michelin Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (dGOLj)

385 The President could call it the "CNN virus". The MSM should count its blessings.

Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (Pqytn)

386 Does this message look like spam?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (8B6Ng)

387 Oil. 22.77


Jeebus.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (hDfwo)

388 Really. What a stupid time to be alive.
My wife and I are in our 60's, and she is always telling me that we were fortunate to live thru the peak of civilization. Now comes the roller coaster ride straight to the bottom....WEEeeeeeee!

Posted by: Paladin at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (KX5Wh)

389 Marvel is basically run by Tumblr fanfiction writers now.

Posted by: soulpile at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (rwZk1)

390 My 13yo just savaged this, they won't even recoup the internal costs to storyboard this crap.

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (yw3/t)

391 Stupid question about how Trump rates his performance on the pandemic --- WTF does this matter now?!

How about we get through then and then talk about silly, subjective stuff like rating leaders' performance, dude?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

392 First question to Trump:

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS YOU RACIST



Because it comes from China.

Fact Check True
Posted by: SH


Trump is doing his own Psyops against China. Xi is having his people badmouth the US and blaming us for creating this virus, and Trump is firing back.

Newspeople do what they do. Mouthbreathers, all.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (vcOmj)

393
Presumably some spammer was using that word for something at some time in the past.

I hope it's general across spam filters, so Marvel's inevitable astroturf campaign for the Social Justice League keeps triggering it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM


no, it's local to the HQ

former commenter, who got in a pissin' match with our host

didn't just burn the bridge, burned the river

& it was decreed that his name would never be spoken here again

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (hx3Q8)

394 @ChadPergram 43 seconds ago

Colleague Blake Burman confirms Treasury Dept looking at direct payments to families, potentially in 2 waves:

$250 billion by April 6
$250 billion by May 18

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

395 "Am I the only American male to have never read comics? All this stuff is so foreign to me. But I dont remember my friends being into comics either growing up so I cant be the only one, lol"
******"
I only every bought Sargent Rock and Easy Company.

Posted by: Cosda at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (hoBio)

396 >>Those quislings are delighted with this pandemic.

No doubt.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S)

397 Why doesn't Marvel Comics want to make any money?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)


I assume they do. They just don't do it by, you know, selling their primary product.

It's like being the Miami Marlins, in a way. You can lose on the field all you want, you still make shedloads of money somewhere out of sight of the average consumer.

If you accidentally cultivate a new superstar, you just sell them to the Yankees or Dodgers or Red Sox or Hollywood, and boom. Cash.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (hku12)

398 Does everyone with school age children quit their jobs when the scools close for summer?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM (CQ3Qb)


Most people take their children to daycare centers or utilize after school care programs.

If all schools and businesses related to gatherings over 10 are shut down, where are people going to take their children? Most day care centers have way over 10 children and staff!

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (gwYHy)

399 OT: Twitter turned back on their censoring. #ChinaLiedPeopleDied, which was huge a few hours ago, has been replaced with the smaller #TrumpLiedPeopleDied, co-tagged with #FoxNewsLies (?! when's the last time FoxNews was on our side?). I used to see #CancelBiden for a while, too.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (Wd55D)

400 Scarf lady has no scarf today!

Uh oh. Wait a minute...what does this mean...

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (sGotD)

401 OK I can't with these reporters. Had to shut it off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (Ez6QX)

402 It's funny because the genocidal racists and supremacists on the Left were cheering on Kung Flu because they knew it would hurt the aging European global population. They project so hard.

Posted by: it begins.... at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (a5D9R)

403 322 "magic backpack of divine origin."

Behold the mighty handbag of Thor!
Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM

It's a satchel!

- Thor
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:34 PM (ejd/p)

Urban messenger bag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 18, 2020 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
--------------


No love for the Murse?

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (oGBso)

404 I wonder if Stan Lee is rotating at light speed in his grave at this point, or if he is smiling contentedly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Z4rgH)

405 Nothing says "Superhero" like a fat slow-moving b*tch who can't touch her toes.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (c+cGk)

406 It is funny how you can just glance at some people and have the distinct impression that they're fruits. Ricky Martin made my gaydar blow up long before he came out of the closet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:41 PM


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (ejd/p)

407 Weird, not sure how the message was being rejected - typed it and everything. Is the word "Trailbl*er" the problem?


Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (8B6Ng)

408 I remember a time when people--especially young people--- resented being lectured at, as in, even if they were eager to see more diversity or inclusiveness in the art they consumed, would be insulted at such blatant, ham-handed attempts to openly court them. They would roll their eyes and dismiss "Spacespace" as pandering by squares who didn't really get it. They would boycott Gillette for trying to exploit sexual assault to sell razors, or Burger King for marketing depression-themed lunch boxes.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Yn6WC)

409 >>Not a spammer...a commentor that went off the rails. Oh like 10+ years ago.


That red-headed sister fucker went out like a white dwarf.

I miss that rednecked bastard, sometimes. He was goofy good fun.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (cm9HI)

410 Maybe Marvel is trying to tank their business on purpose. Maybe this is "The Producers" of comics

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)

411 They have gone woke and destroyed a once great franchise. This is all crap and it will prove that going woke will cause you to go broke.

******************


They dont even care anymore. Gillette was willing to lose billions and now treat it like a tax write-off.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (+dsLj)

412 @255

I don't care what the experts say, the lie.

We were told there we WMD in Iraq and we just had to topple Saddham Hussein.


We were told they got their man in Richard Jewell.


We were told nobody could have prevented 19 Muslim VISA overstays who were hitting up flight schools for very peculiar types of flight lessons from perpetraing the greatest terrorist act in world history.


People lie, they make shit up and they fall for shit.

I will just keep posting this...


In 2010, the H1N1 pandemic was loosed on the world by the same Chinese that brought us the Mexican Beer Virus.


Per CDC...


59 million Americans contracted it, resulting in 265 thousand hospitalizations and 12 thousand deaths.


Literally no one even noticed until there were 1000 deaths from it.


In fact Obummer went golfing on the very same day he announced his task force to combat it.


We got through it without destroying our economy.


This response is disproportionate to what is actually occurring in the real world.


We don't even have 200 deaths and we are on the cusp of cratering our economy.


This is fucking insanity.



So your stance going forward is that our response to less than 200 deaths from a viral outbreak should be to destroy the global economy?

In.

San.

Ity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (FVrDO)

413 Oil. 22.77


Jeebus.

-----------

No demand.

Econ 101

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (sX1BW)

414 394 @ChadPergram 43 seconds ago

Colleague Blake Burman confirms Treasury Dept looking at direct payments to families, potentially in 2 waves:

$250 billion by April 6
$250 billion by May 18
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM

Thanks Tami.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (2GPSc)

415 337 285 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.
Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.
StaceyStauffer

No, you don't understand leadership. Neither did Jimmy Carter. Neither did GWB, except for his one good moment after 9/11. Jimmy Carter lost not just because times were hard, but because he always appeared to be a clueless fuckwit who had no idea why any of these things were happenings. Herbert Hoover even made fairly decent decisions, but he still looked like a clueless, out of touch fuckwit.

FDR has to be the model. FDR presided over some of the most incredibly terrible times we've been through, and right or wrong (he was wrong a lot) he still knew how to make most of the people love him for doing it. That's the model Trump has to follow. Be Bold! Go Big! And I think he is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

416 Trump isn't getting the blame from anyone except for people who would never support him even if the Dow was north of 50,000 and the streets were paved with gold.

Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Pqytn)

417 Can anybody else enter "Trailbl*zer"? Or is it mozilla?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (8B6Ng)

418 I dont know if they planned it or just got lucky, but they succeeded.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member




Yes, seems too perfect stormish to be an accident.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (2ygtH)

419 Not sure all the Hermes scarves are appropriate

how about just a plain lab smock

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (rpxSz)

420 They're shutting down restaurants in my area. Only takeout and delivery.

The takeout delivery drivers are ecstatic.
Posted by: mrp


I don't doubt that. Only game in town coupled with low gas prices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (mndtc)

421 I only every bought Sargent Rock and Easy Company.
Posted by: Cosda at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM


And Weird War Tales.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (ejd/p)

422 So, Thor rides a Vespa?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (gd9RK)

423 Dr Deborah Blix: children and Millennials CAN get COVID-19. Reports from Italy show young people in critical condition in hospitals because they did not take same precautions as elderly. This is NEW guidance from White House Task Force head. #StayHome


NO ONE EVER THOUGHT THEY COULD NOT GET IT


Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 12:26 PM (j9HX3)


children and babies have been getting it from day one

one of the first cases in BC was a kid in daycare

this is so dumb

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (vEIlU)

424 Bouncing Boy of the Legion of Super-Heroes was 'differently weighted' back in the early '60s.

Not sure when Herbie was, but he also had nerd glasses. 'Way ahead of its time.

Posted by: mindful webworker
another lonely little page in cyberspace
at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (jhgxs)

425 Hmm... keep triggering the spam filter. Not sure what's going on here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:25 PM (tLWGd)

The word "bl*zer" is probably what's doing it.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (tVQUs)

426 Calm down Kreplach. You're getting repetitive again.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

427 This looks so bad it seems deliberately designed to be awful, right down to the terrible costume designs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

It is.

They dare you to criticize it for the trash that it is, so that they may call you an istophobic phobophobe in return.

Just like here at the HQ.... nobody reads the content.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (6FeV1)

428 Reporter giving Trump grief that professional athletes are getting tested.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (cF8AT)

429 The professor was shocked, because they were right every time. When he asked how they knew, the students told the Prof what they had observed. The Prof said that was ridiculous and told them to stop.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2020 12:36 PM (i0wNm)

"Shut down your gaydar!"


activate Homovision

Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (nFwvY)

430 Im getting the stupid "you look like a spammer" message too now. Mebbe it's right.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:44 PM (o2MD2)

431 Nope, can't say it in Chrome either.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (8B6Ng)

432 I can't type "internet gas" without laughing

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (Izzlo)

433 Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (2GPSc)

Youre welcome!

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (cF8AT)

434 So $80,000 in my thrift, gone. I can weather that since it'll rebound, but thinking about all the others out there that can't. This shit is freaking crazy. Panic is driving the market and not sure how the President stops it.

Posted by: The guy who usually follows the guy who states So It Begins at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (Z7tWz)

435 This has to be a joke. Or it started as a joke, but got out of hand.

This simply can't be real.

If it is, it is a glitch in the Matrix. Or a sign that the whole system is on the verge of cataclysmic crash that will require a re-boot.

In that case, game over.

Posted by: Taco Shack at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (Ae67h)

436 413 Oil. 22.77 


Jeebus. 

----------- 

No demand. 

Econ 101

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM 

More than that, the market is also being flooded.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (hDfwo)

437 415 337 285 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.
Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.
StaceyStauffer


keep licking my balls, yes

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (rpxSz)

438 magic backpack of divine origin

Doctor Who's companion Ace seemed to have such a backpack. She also had a very useful bat.

But me, I'll stick with my tank. Holds lots of stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (dGOLj)

439 My 15 yo was more considerate, she said that the only people who look at it will be those who will be mocking it.

(My 16yo said fuck Marvel)

I'd short their stock

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (yw3/t)

440 I think China's just absorbing the deaths and forcing people to go back to work. You can't exactly do that here.
Posted by: Jackal at March 18, 2020 12:24 PM


True dat. Because here in the US, they are forcing people OUT OF work.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (786Ro)

441 I have to say, Snowflake has a nicer ass than Safe Space.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (u6xw0)

442 401 OK I can't with these reporters. Had to shut it off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm keeping up.

Reporter: Why do athletes get to get tested first?

Trump: That's the way of life.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (2GPSc)

443 Yep, not browser dependent, Pixie doesn't like that word. I'm fine not saying it, but heck.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (8B6Ng)

444 My questions are:
Does this horseshit make any money for marvel?

Who actually spends money on this crap?

Do they make so much from the movie franchises that they can afford to put out this kind of thing at a knowing loss but oh, so, tasty virtue signaling and cultural marxism deliberate undermining and destruction of society?

Posted by: SamIam at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (oasF3)

445 Pixyware is picking up the "b l a z e r" part of trail b l a z e r. It is the user that flamed out so spectacularly that the very name can't be posted here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (SchxB)

446 I miss that rednecked bastard, sometimes. He was goofy good fun.





he may still be commenting for all we know. some deranged commentary seems to hit thread after thread.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (zr5Kq)

447 Can I say Trail Bl*zer?


No, no I can't. Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (8B6Ng)

448 Well I gotta be honest, this is better than taking existing characters that I actually care about and turning them gay, or gender fluid, or race-swapping them. We always tell SJW creators to leave the traditional characters alone and simply make new characters. Well they did. So...kudos I guess?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (3ufaJ)

449 Marvel is basically run by Tumblr fanfiction writers now.

This is not a joke. It literally is being drawn and written by web comic 20 something wokesters. The editorial staff replaced bad with significantly worse. If they were not owned by Disney there would eventually come a time when the management would clean house and put in professionals who can do the job but... Disney can easily eat any losses and keep the former House of Ideas alive indefinitely.

Disney is printing money, no matter how badly Star Wars or any of its other big franchises do, with its streaming service. I bet 7 out of 10 of you have it. It has too much content, available nowhere else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

450 436 413 Oil. 22.77

Jed Clampett hardest hit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (rpxSz)

451 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (tLWGd)

Not a' all... 'twas a memorable night, here at the HQ. Even crazier than the Great Treacher Unravelling.

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (gwYHy)

452 So your stance going forward is that our response to less than 200 deaths from a viral outbreak should be to destroy the global economy?

In.

San.

Ity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (FVrDO)

As I said this morning, you're right. Here's our problem - the Decision to destroy the global economy has already been made, that's already baked into the cake. It isn't "about to happen", it's already happened, we just don't know how far down the bottom is.

So, an insane world demands insane measures to cope. And if it requires $1 trillion, or $2 trillion, or $5 trillion in new debt, then it does. Because the cost of total collapse now will be everything - our culture and our nation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)

453 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!

Posted by: bob at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (jxKD5)

454 Paid $1.69 9/10 yesterday for go juice. Not complaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (o2MD2)

455 Pixyware is picking up the "b l a z e r" part of trail b l a z e r. It is the user that flamed out so spectacularly that the very name can't be posted here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (SchxB)



Ah, my memory ain't that good - ok makes sense. I was afraid for a sec I'd commented on an old post accidentally or something.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (8B6Ng)

456 More than that, the market is also being flooded.

------------

That started it, but I think the lack of demand is the primary driver right now.

If the Saudis want to continue this race to the bottom, they are more than welcome. They will not like the end result.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (sX1BW)

457 So many people out there wanting to destroy this nation. When are Americans going to wake up?

And right now the dems/leftists have what they've always wanted: Chaos.

Posted by: Sooner at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (Fs5vw)

458 Are you trying to use the B word?
-----------------------
Nope, it's Trailbl*zer that's setting it off.


Presumably some spammer was using that word for something at some time in the past.

I hope it's general across spam filters, so Marvel's inevitable astroturf campaign for the Social Justice League keeps triggering it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (tLWGd)

As others have ably noted, yes, it's an AoSHQ thing, and the "b" word is any word that contains those letters in that order.

I often wonder, some of our past commenters who have flamed out over the years, how many of them continue to sheepishly post here under other nics, attempting to give NO indication of their past glory.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (hku12)

459 We always tell SJW creators to leave the traditional characters alone and simply make new characters. Well they did. So...kudos I guess?

Its a very faint point, but true. I mean, they make new characters every so often that bomb horribly, which is their excuse for ruining existing ones to fit their twisted worldview. This might be one giant exercise in "I told you so" to excuse turning I dunno, Dr Strange into a fat lesbian Eskimo or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

460
Where's TrafficCone?

We were promised Traff ** thuck **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

461 Can anybody else enter "Trailbl*zer"? Or is it mozilla?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (8B6Ng)
~~~~~

It's Pixy. And the offending part is "bla*er."

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (sGotD)

462 Trail bl az er looks like she was supposed to be Native American. Only the "artist" couldn't get the facial features right and said, "Screw it, she's black."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (SchxB)

463 If all schools and businesses related to gatherings
over 10 are shut down, where are people going to take their children?
Most day care centers have way over 10 children and staff!

Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 18, 2020 12:42 PM (gwYHy)

I've always been baffled by folks who have children only to pay other people to raise them.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (CQ3Qb)

464 This is the opposite of the movie Big.

Adults thinking they know what a kid wants.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (lDIqS)

465
Nope, it's Trailbl*zer that's setting it off.


Presumably some spammer was using that word for something at some time in the past.



Bla - zer was an old commenter who Ace banned, along with his nick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

466 Friends, I am going outside to work on stuff. I will check the horizon for plumes of smoke from the funeral pyres, but other than that, I'm out.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (2ygtH)

467 @ 423 ... so now if you get it and you're not in the high-risk group, the victims get blamed? Is this how our government talks to us?

So each of those Italians in their 20s and 30s was complicit in their own sickness? As everyone asks, what's the denominator? The flu can kill young people as well (kid from Poltergeist, girl from Meet the Parents) even when we're not shutting down the economy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (DY3v8)

468 Oil. 22.77



Jed Clampett hardest hit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (rpxSz)

Nope. The Clampetts have a very low cost of production. All they have to do is shoot at the ground and it comes bubbling up.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (xPl2J)

469 how old is this chick asking stupid questions, 18 ? does she know her multiplication table ?

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:49 PM (zr5Kq)

470 Pixy Misa can be such a harsh magical girl sometimes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (dGOLj)

471 If it wasn't for Bl@zer, we'd have never found out about The Nutmeg Cabal.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (cm9HI)

472 How can I file unemployment when they have closed everything?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (E2o2V)

473 450 436 413 Oil. 22.77

Jed Clampett hardest hit
Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (rpxSz)

Actually - Texas and Oklahoma and Louisiana and the Dakota's and Pennsylvania and Alaska - all of our economies just took a stake through the heart. We're well and truly fucked.

I can only hope that trump will impose a floating $20 per barrel tariff on imported oil, to prevent the US industry from collapsing completely, like it did in 1986.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

474 the Decision to destroy the global economy has already been made, that's already baked into the cake. It isn't "about to happen", it's already happened, we just don't know how far down the bottom is.

This quarter will almost certainly be contraction. Hundreds if not thousands of small businesses are going to close forever because of the shutdown, and that means an unemployment spike.

They're gonna get their recession even if people have to die to make it happen. I don't know how we dig ourselves out of this insanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

475 My questions are:
Does this horseshit make any money for marvel?

Who actually spends money on this crap?


***

I would add, who is paying them to do it?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (axyOa)

476 Daniel Kibblesmith looks just like I thought he would.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

477 how old is this chick asking stupid questions, 18 ? does she know her multiplication table ?
Posted by: runner

She does't know how to even set her multiplication table

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (vd8XM)

478 FDR has to be the model. FDR presided over some of the most incredibly terrible times we've been through, and right or wrong (he was wrong a lot) he still knew how to make most of the people love him for doing it. That's the model Trump has to follow. Be Bold! Go Big! And I think he is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)
-=================================

I think Trump's was too slow to react effectively on a PR basis for him to get good marks for handling the Virus issue. He took steps like the travel ban, but his words did seem to be minimizing things.

And the simple fact of social media makes it impossible for an FDR model to happen today.

Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (EFUmB)

479 EVERY reporter asks a question with sheer venom in their voice. Their body language and head moments show it too.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

480 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!
Posted by: bob at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (jxKD5)



Instantly sucks up $949 worth of merchandise in any CA beauty supply or electronics store.

Or, maybe feces off of the street - sending it to an alternate dimension? SF Mayor turns on the turd light to call for her...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (8B6Ng)

481 "You will be made to watch."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (fGXo6)

482 Anna Puma
Tell me everything you know about the P-47 please.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (o2MD2)

483 434
So $80,000 in my thrift, gone. I can weather that since it'll rebound,
but thinking about all the others out there that can't. This shit is
freaking crazy. Panic is driving the market and not sure how the
President stops it.

Posted by: The guy who usually follows the guy who states So It Begins at March 18, 2020 12:45 PM (Z7tWz)


Trying to stop it is folly. Letting it bottom is the only way. All of these seeds were planted in 2008 by the bailouts then. Thank God they don't have any ammo left for another attempt.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

484 472 How can I file unemployment when they have closed everything?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (E2o2V)

that's why using the unemployment system to provide benefits at this time is a bad option. Too slow, too unreliable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

485 @ChadPergram 43 seconds ago



Colleague Blake Burman confirms Treasury Dept looking at direct payments to families, potentially in 2 waves:



$250 billion by April 6

$250 billion by May 18


So 1k each.

700 bucks after taxes. About one AR , one shotgun or one pistol.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (LJes8)

486 415 337 285 Wow, there is no bottom for this stock market.
Trump will lose as badly as Jimmy Carter.
StaceyStauffer

No, you don't understand leadership. Neither did Jimmy Carter. Neither did GWB, except for his one good moment after 9/11. Jimmy Carter lost not just because times were hard, but because he always appeared to be a clueless fuckwit who had no idea why any of these things were happenings. Herbert Hoover even made fairly decent decisions, but he still looked like a clueless, out of touch fuckwit.

FDR has to be the model. FDR presided over some of the most incredibly terrible times we've been through, and right or wrong (he was wrong a lot) he still knew how to make most of the people love him for doing it. That's the model Trump has to follow. Be Bold! Go Big! And I think he is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

416 Trump isn't getting the blame from anyone except for people who would never support him even if the Dow was north of 50,000 and the streets were paved with gold.
Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM



This^ and This ^

Stay steady, people. Don't let concern trolls shake you. Even if a depression (not just recession) hits our economy, stay strong and have faith.

And I'm saying that as someone who is unemployed right now.

P.S. -- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK the vile goddamned MSM lying-ass parasites who are watching this like a firebug arsonist who hangs around with the crowd watching the fire dept arrive to desperately put out the blaze he started.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (786Ro)

487 477 how old is this chick asking stupid questions, 18 ? does she know her multiplication table ?
Posted by: runner

She does't know how to even set her multiplication table
Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (vd8XM)

Math is racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (aerNh)

488 I harness the power of leather and gold to dominate minds and dodge pyoomas.

Posted by: Donald Pleasance at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (QrOoP)

489 A fat black girl whose superpower is the same one that Felix the Cat had?

Posted by: ejochs at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (lSFMQ)

490 >>Daniel Kibblesmith looks just like I thought he would.


That guy sobs at the mere thought of foreplay.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (cm9HI)

491 Trailblazer looks Aztec to me, not black at all.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (jyVW0)

492 463

My sister complains when she is forced to spend time with her kids. Like oh no snow day today, stuck at home with the kid type of thing on FB. And all her wine mom friends laugh and say yeah me too.

I feel bad for my niece but that is very common.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (b52Yt)

493 Snowflake is Black?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (2DOZq)

494 444 My questions are:
Does this horseshit make any money for marvel?

Who actually spends money on this crap?

Do they make so much from the movie franchises that they can afford to put out this kind of thing at a knowing loss but oh, so, tasty virtue signaling and cultural marxism deliberate undermining and destruction of society?
Posted by: SamIam at March 18, 2020 12:46 PM (oasF3)

Here's the deal. Comic book distribution is one of the most backward-ass, byzantine, Rube Goldbergian enterprises you can think of.

Basically if you want comics from Marvel and DC you have to go through a middleman called Diamond Distribution. There is no choice. You literally cannot buy directly from Marvel and DC.

So Diamond Dist. has myriad rules about quantity and selection as well. If you want just Batman and Spiderman for your store, you can't get it. To get Batman and Spiderman you have to order other books that are hot garbage. And unlike other periodical distribution systems you can't return unsold product. This is a HUGE part of the reason comics are dying.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (3ufaJ)

495 From the XP-47 to the P-47N?

That may take awhile.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (dGOLj)

496 My P-47 is a pretty good ship.

Posted by: Steve Earle at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (h5TKJ)

497
This was done to prevent a hostile takeover by Apple. Think of it as a "poison pill".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (ZTZBG)

498 Regarding young folks and the kung flu:

Wouldn't it be a hoot it it comes out that soy makes one susceptible to the virus?

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (RU4sa)

499 The fake news shows on Sunday gave no viewers. ADM still pays for them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (E2o2V)

500 Nope. The Clampetts have a very low cost of production. All they have to do is shoot at the ground and it comes bubbling up.
Posted by: Mark1971

Black Gold would be a good Marvel character. drives an Excursion with a really loud bass.

Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (nFwvY)

501 I only every bought Sargent Rock and Easy Company.


I liked Haunted Tank WWII tank with the ghost of JEB Stuart built in.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (HaL55)

502 wanna bet gas prices here in #Failifornia stay high?

because of course they will.

speaking of which, i should go top off the truck, before some genius decides to order them all closed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (+W/Q4)

503 The soiboi who wrote this said that he never read the original New Warriors, because the one character had a knife on his costume, and that really intimidated him. Great Stan Lee's ghost, even I want to give him a wedgie!

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

504 What, they don't have an older mentor named "Okay Boomer"?

Missed opportunity there, Marvel. He could be constantly microaggressing and they can show him the error of his ways.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (icI8A)

505 The Great Unwinding

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (LJes8)

506 201 They called two characters "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" to take those words back from the H8rz!

Let's see them take back "shithead."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

--------------------------------------

I'm fairly sure their plan is going to backfire horribly. The "fan" art and memes are going to be glorious to behold!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (CAJOC)

507 I can weather that since it'll rebound, but thinking about all the others out there that can't. This shit is freaking crazy. Panic is driving the market and not sure how the President stops it.
Posted by: The guy who usually follows the guy who states So It Begins at March


At this point, short selling is driving the market; it is no longer a panic. It is institutional programmed trading, looking at economic fundamentals. Productivity will be dropping, earnings will be dropping, unemployment will be rising. I don't know when we break out of this short selling drive, otherwise known as a bear market.

When it looks like the virus panic is over, and people are going back to work (generally, I am still at work), then the bears go back into hibernation and the bulls start running again.
May?
June?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (vcOmj)

508 >> My 15 yo was more considerate, she said that the only people who look at it will be those who will be mocking it.

(My 16yo said fuck Marvel)

I'd short their stock
- - - -

Heh. I'll be checking with my teen, but he already hates the Marvel and Star Wars stuff, and mocks SJWers, so I probably won't be able to repeat it on this fine military blog.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)

509 I think we are all going to know what the imagery in Revelation means soon....

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "Two pounds of wheat for a day's wages, and six pounds of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" Revelation 6:6

And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. Revelation 9:4

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (sI15f)

510 The Black Hole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (E2o2V)

511 I harness the power of leather and gold to dominate minds and dodge pyoomas.
Posted by: Donald Pleasance at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (QrOoP)

Heh.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

512 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!

Posted by: bob at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (jxKD5)

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Actually that is a pretty ordinary black power.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (pw+jk)

513 This was done to prevent a hostile takeover by Apple. Think of it as a "poison pill"




Lol!

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (2YElQ)

514 >>The soiboi who wrote this said that he never read the original New Warriors, because the one character had a knife on his costume, and that really intimidated him. Great Stan Lee's ghost, even I want to give him a wedgie!


Knife wounds look a lot like vaginas and vaginas scare him.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (cm9HI)

515 Spell 'bl@zer' with a 'c'???

Clazer used to comment here prior to Clazer going nuts and then outlawed.

Clazer. Clazer.

I should have started this a long time ago. What a silly bunt!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

516 So 1k each.

700 bucks after taxes.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (LJes


Does anyone know if this is per person, or per adult?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (lwiT4)

517 Ultimately, the idea that the press should be SUPPORTING the President during this time of crisis has not occurred to reporters who have on their resume under Skills: Sabotaging Western Civ

Posted by: IanDeal at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (vgGyZ)

518 Just kidding Anna. It would take all day or more. I love that plane. Big, powerful, overbearing, deadly. And so very American in design philosophy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

519 I meant, per person or per family. Oops.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (lwiT4)

520 491 - hey, how'd you get away with typing the word? i can't even copy & paste your post!

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Izzlo)

521 71 Am I the only American male to have never read comics? All this stuff is so foreign to me. But I dont remember my friends being into comics either growing up so I cant be the only one, lol
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 18, 2020 12:10 PM (b52Yt)

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Nope, not the only one. I didn't even know comic books were still a thing until they started making stupid movies out of them. Never touched one in my life, and I don't remember any of my friends being into them either. And I'm not trying to portray myself as some kind of Billy Badass or anything, I was an ordinary, somewhat dorky kid. Like someone else said, the idea of superheroes with magical powers never appealed to me at all.

Honestly, the fixation on comic books of Ace's has always seemed odd to me, but then I don't get the massive success of all those comic book movies either, so I'm obviously in the minority.

Posted by: radar at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (BySB9)

522 When I hear magic backpack, I think of Gurgi's bottomless bag of snacks from Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain. Not a bag of infinite holding or a magicians hat, but a bag that held a couple of snacks for everyone at all times.

Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (QJuY+)

523 "Daniel Kibblesmith looks just like I thought he would."
He comes from a long line of Kibblesmiths. They used to make it by hand, but now it's just extruded.

Posted by: Now they are tossing babies! at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Tnijr)

524 Asshole investors need to calm the fuck down and stop destroying the economy.

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (a0IVu)

525 Florida - those pics from spring break - needlessly careless and stupid.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)

526 Two Americas.

Posted by: John Edwards at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (hDfwo)

527 496
My P-47 is a pretty good ship.

Posted by: Steve Earle at March 18, 2020 12:52 PM (h5TKJ)

Did it take a round last trip?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (CPk08)

528 Black Gold would be a good Marvel character. drives an Excursion with a really loud bass.
Posted by: x at March 18, 2020 12:53 PM (nFwvY)

purty shore Texas Tea is a porn akter

Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (rpxSz)

529 The only Warriors I care about in comics/film are from Coney Island.

Posted by: Bert G at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (OMsf+)

530 I think Trump's was too slow to react effectively on a PR basis for him to get good marks for handling the Virus issue. He took steps like the travel ban, but his words did seem to be minimizing things.

And the simple fact of social media makes it impossible for an FDR model to happen today.
Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (EFUmB)

I don't agree; new leaders find ways to utilize the tools at their disposal, if they're good. No President had ever used Radio the way FDR did. As far as the Virus, that's going to depend on events. If we are ahead of the curve and end up with results like South Korea (and at this point, that is still possible) then in hindisght, it will seem as though we did very well, and all the nitpicking will be useless. If we truly do have a huge surge of deaths, then not. We'll know in about 15 days.

Personally, I think the Virus situation is going to be cleared up pretty quickly, and except for a few at risk areas, we'll have South Korean equivalent numbers. BUT the economic carnage is still going to be incredible, and that's where the true long term danger lies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Kpl3J)

531 Would love to see a "Front Hole" character that oozes and spews all kinds of anatomical substances as its super power.

Posted by: ShainS -- giving new meaning to March Madness and Cancel Culture at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (gMStR)

532 I saw Experimental Internet Gas open for the Turnpike Troubadours at Cain's Ballroom in 2017

Posted by: the Butcher at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (DIosY)

533 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!

Posted by: bob at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (jxKD5)

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Actually that is a pretty ordinary black power.



Please don't do this.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (gd9RK)

534 Yes, "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake."
........

What about "Trannyman"?

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

535 Market below 19600

Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (EFUmB)

536 Trump tearing it up in the news conference. Good to see someone actually answer the questions (or accusations) and not let the press put words in his mouth.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (TAe5w)

537 Stay steady, people. Don't let concern trolls shake you. Even if a depression (not just recession) hits our economy, stay strong and have faith.

Thing is, people have an even shorter attention span now than they did in 1977 & 2001, much less 1940. Chances are really good even if this takes all summer to peter out, when it does, the buying will be insane. 3 weeks go by and we're more worried about the end of baseball season than what's just gone down.

They're overplaying their hand again, and too soon. Not planning ahead. Trump will have been right about everything he's said and Joe will be talking about asparagus and sentient pencils in the first debate.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (8B6Ng)

538 I don't know how we dig ourselves out of this insanity.

I don't either. Because way too many people have shown that not only will they buy into this mass delusion - but they will scold, berate, nag, bitch, moan, and complain until everyone else around them buys in too. And that population crosses all political and social lines.

I think "Americanism", as I understood it, is dead. This virus panic didn't kill it - it just exposed the corpse.

Maybe people will get fed up and start shouting the fear mongers down. That's the only hope I'm holding on to.

Posted by: We Are All Going To Die at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (71st6)

539 >>Does anyone know if this is per person, or per adult?


Equally stupid, either way.

Stop taking money from the citizenry. We'll handle it from there.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (cm9HI)

540 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2020 12:38 PM (tLWGd)

Not a' all... 'twas a memorable night, here at the HQ. Even crazier than the Great Treacher Unravelling.
Posted by: The Winwood Nose at March 18, 2020 12:47 PM (gwYHy)


Seems most of these events happen here overnight, which means I miss out on them, but I did get to witness much of the equally famous Protein Wisdom incident, with the kollej perfesser chick who threatened to kill his son.

That was... harrowing. And I do think it changed the way he operated on the net. Last I checked, his website was either dead or comatose, and he apparently still checks in on twatter. Was nevertrumping for a while there too, but apparently that's no more. Jeff is a bright guy, obviously. Used to hang out here in the comments too.

Such a simpler time that was.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (hku12)

541 NPR poll?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

542 I have a magic satchel bag.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (q1Pj5)

543 TB can on-demand release unremittingly nasty flatulance that causes foes to puke uncontrollably for several hours.

Posted by: Biergood at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (FQWHA)

544 511 I harness the power of leather and gold to dominate minds and dodge pyoomas.
Posted by: Donald Pleasance at March 18, 2020 12:51 PM (QrOoP)

Heh.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

I hate it when Aztecs break into my room & force me to try on belts!

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (Izzlo)

545 Gave up watching the press conference. Little twit with the attempt to upbraid President Trump, on his correct use of the Chinese virus terminology, caused an instant blood pressure spike. I can see the only way for me, is to listen to the adults present the facts and reality of the situation and immediately shut it down when the snotty-nosed little brats get to "ask" questions.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (LGXGf)

546 No, you don't understand leadership. Neither did Jimmy Carter. Neither did GWB, except for his one good moment after 9/11. Jimmy Carter lost not just because times were hard, but because he always appeared to be a clueless fuckwit who had no idea why any of these things were happenings. Herbert Hoover even made fairly decent decisions, but he still looked like a clueless, out of touch fuckwit.


"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedy."

- Groucho Marx, the only Marx that made sense, ever.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (HaL55)

547 test

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (wtvvX)

548 Yesterday it was said that it would be $1000 for couples (each person?) making up to 100K and singles making up to $50K. I know that leaves a lot of questions, though. I haven't read anything that gives more detail.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (2GPSc)

549 Report: "Your ratings are very low according to a NPR Poll...do you........."

Trump: "No they're not. 95% approval in the rep. party and I'm beating sleepy Joe in polls."

Points to new reporter for question....

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

550 *700 bucks after taxes. About one AR , one shotgun or one pistol.*

Or a few thousand rounds of ammo.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (BeYX8)

551 Imagine a reporter asking Patton why he called the Nazi's hun bastards?

Posted by: rammajamma at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (SwWMX)

552 Just kidding Anna. It would take all day or more. I love that plane. Big, powerful, overbearing, deadly. And so very American in design philosophy.


Pish. Ugly, ungainly, brute force machine.

Posted by: P-51 at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (gd9RK)

553 Go Big! And I think he is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)


Yeah, this is right, whether Trump or anyone in his admin really thinks this is self-induced or not that big a deal or anything really, none of that is irrelevant now - NY and other states are committing mass economic suicide and he needs to get out in front and lead out of it - perhaps years from now this suicidal panic of the masses will lead to a few well deserved studies - but now he needs to FDR - because people are panicked whether we believe they should be or not.

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (32YRo)

554 Report: "Your ratings are very low according to a NPR Poll...do you........."

Trump: "No they're not. 95% approval in the rep. party and I'm beating sleepy Joe in polls."

Points to new reporter for question....
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)


"Your ratings are very low in my CPUSA cell ... do you ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

555 EVERY reporter asks a question with sheer venom in their voice. Their body language and head moments show it too.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)
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Utterly filled with hate for us. We are the other, and they can't see us directly so they go after the White House and staff.

They don't see that by destroying us they will also destroy themselves. Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (oGBso)

556 I can only hope that trump will impose a floating $20 per barrel tariff on imported oil, to prevent the US industry from collapsing completely, like it did in 1986.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)


This is a damn fine idea. If we can do this for the sugar industry for the past 80 years, and we have...

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (XF4b8)

557 P-47, designed by guys named Seversky and Kartvelli.

Only Army Air Corps plane designed around the new R-2800 power plant.

Only USAAF pursuit plane armed with 8 .50 caliber machine guns.

The P-47 used the same wing design as was used on the previous Republic P-43 Lancer.

And it could still do 400mph.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (dGOLj)

558 I am busy making villains for these new heroes to go against. "Talk to the Hand Man" is looking like a strong foe along with "Shut your Ass up Before I shut it for You Guy".

The true Arch Villain will be "Cone Man" able to create traffic cone from the anywhere in the world and accurately hit heroes in the head with them.

Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (YxCXF)

559 test
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (wtvvX)


negative. not pregnant.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)

560 As I said this morning, you're right. Here's our problem - the Decision to destroy the global economy has already been made, that's already baked into the cake.

--

Even for a pessimist like me, it's hard for me to acknowledge there being an actual plan put into motion to destroy the global economy with the hopes of 1) ousting Trump and 2) gaining even more control and wielding greater expansion of globalism.

I think the world is flying by the seat of its pants in reaction and response. And if it hurts nationalism and Trump (of course) in particular, all the better. I don't take anything off the table with regard to what they're willing to do toward furthering those goals, but aren't they also destroying their own wealth in tanking the economies of the world?

What I do know is baked into the cake is that whatever action Donald Trump takes, the Democrats and "media" (birm) will say it's wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (JoUsr)

561 504 What, they don't have an older mentor named "Okay Boomer"?

Missed opportunity there, Marvel. He could be constantly microaggressing and they can show him the error of his ways.
Posted by: Broseidon

OK Boomer could be Trailbreaker's Yancy Street Gang.

Posted by: Downcast at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (QJuY+)

562 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!

Yes, clearly no white person is ever late on payments or defaults on a loan (millions of white college kids roll their eyes).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)

563 Marvel is kind of fascinating under Disney. You had at least one director and the head of production who understood how to make films based on great, traditional characters. And then you have the rest of the organization out burning the corn fields for the next generations. They are more Kathleen Kennedy than Fiege/Favreau at this point.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (uM6CE)

564 I think Trump is doing laser-pointer-cat with calling it Chinese virus. He gets the media all worked up over that. Normal people see the media focused on PC nonsense, and they see Trump as the adult who's actually working on the problem.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (BeYX8)

565 552 Just kidding Anna. It would take all day or more. I love that plane. Big, powerful, overbearing, deadly. And so very American in design philosophy.


Pish. Ugly, ungainly, brute force machine.
Posted by: P-51 at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (gd9RK)

The original is always better, Yank

Posted by: Supermarine Spitfire at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (Izzlo)

566
Pish. Ugly, ungainly, brute force machine.

Posted by: P-51 at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (gd9RK)

Cry maor.

Posted by: Saturn V at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (CPk08)

567 "Things that look good in cell culture ..."

Cell cultures don't have livers. Fun fact.

"... and in small animals"

Practically EVERYTHING cures, e.g., cancer in rats and mice. They oughta live forever. Anyone who's ever been involved in the relevant research rolls his eyes when someone gushes about success in small animals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

568 478...

So, in your humble opinion, what could Trump have said from him to avoid a media-led attack on his handling of the situation? I'll help you out...NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just like very other BS, pseudo-scandal they've cooked up so far. And I'm sorry, but this overreaction to a fucking flu virus will go down as the most asinine, panic driven response since at least Y2K. The only question really is, who will be the fall guy for this fiasco.

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (bZ64u)

569

Was it on JJ's report this morning or did I just read it somewhere else this morning...

The piece about how China's next step is to begin swallowing up what they can due to the stock downturn?

This was part of the plan. They are lying about the deaths and numbers. They have been from the start, burning the evidence. Shutting people down that tried to tell the truth.

All part of China's Golden/Silk Road strategy. They will not go down without a fight/war.

You look at Trump, the governor's, the mayor's faces. They are seriously worried and serious. We know we never know everything. We barely know anything. More to this...

They were doing a simulation of this pandemic months before it hit. Shuffling of the deck in the dhs office (or wherever the fire brigade media were screaming about).

We'll never know unless another Assange shows up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

570 And honestly, the globalists actively want us to forget the virus came from China because they don't want industry repatriated to the United States when this is over.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (BeYX8)

571 The P-51 was the special snowflake of the fighter squadron. Scare it with a bullet and instant immolation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (o2MD2)

572 Scratch "Cone Man".

New name is "Coneman the Barbarian"

Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (YxCXF)

573 Can't let the Soviets collapse the shale industry.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (E2o2V)

574 I read Archie and Richie Rich comics probably until I was 7. Then we started ordering paperback books from Scholastic Books in the second grade. Happiest day in school is when the books arrived.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (2DOZq)

575 Even for a pessimist like me, it's hard for me to acknowledge there being an actual plan put into motion to destroy the global economy with the hopes of 1) ousting Trump and 2) gaining even more control and wielding greater expansion of globalism.


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I don't think there is a plan per se. But there is a mindset that you need authoritarian government. Without it, your whole philosophy falls apart. That mindset drives you to report a certain way, it drives you to govern in a certain way, it drives you to want certain decisions to be made.

It is a sick mindset. The left is a bunch of teenage cutters.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (sX1BW)

576 549 Report: "Your ratings are very low according to a NPR Poll...do you........."

Trump: "No they're not. 95% approval in the rep. party and I'm beating sleepy Joe in polls."

Points to new reporter for question....
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

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That's awesome. Don't accept the premise.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (CAJOC)

577 Actually that is a pretty ordinary black power.
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Please don't do this.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (gd9RK)


Seconded.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (hku12)

578 Trump should stop taking questions at these kung fu flu updates...

Posted by: The shrieking media at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (5bxa0)

579 I am busy making villains for these new heroes to go against. "Talk to the Hand Man" is looking like a strong foe along with "Shut your Ass up Before I shut it for You Guy".

The true Arch Villain will be "Cone Man" able to create traffic cone from the anywhere in the world and accurately hit heroes in the head with them.
Posted by: Picric at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (YxCXF)


No, their ultimate enemy will be The Chad, a monster who cares not one whit about social justice, but from his fortress of doom on Wall Street (where his dad got him a job) he was will plan his evil schemes along with his henchmen: Gym Rat and Frat Bro.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (SgjGX)

580 Test number 2. (My comments keeps getting flagged as spam for some reason).

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

581 Report: "Your ratings are very low according to a NPR Poll...do you........."

--

Because when we supposedly have bodies piling up like cord wood in the streets, the most important question to ask the president regards an NPR poll.....

Jesus, what useless dumbs****.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (JoUsr)

582 Trump really has gotten good, almost to the point of it being reflexive, at not accepting the false premise.

*everyone* publicly interacting with the barbarians should be doing this.

Cut them off, refute their lie, and move on to another person.

The jig, as they say, is up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (6FeV1)

583 Thanks for the info, Lamont Cranston. It's sad but it sounds like the comics business will deserve it's suicide.

What is the year where comics (or is it mainly just marvel) were successfully infiltrated by the left and the self-destruction began?

Posted by: SamIam at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (oasF3)

584 Imagine a reporter asking Patton why he called the Nazi's hun bastards?
Posted by: rammajamma at March 18, 2020 12:57 PM


Better still, imagine his response.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (ejd/p)

585 First of all, dang it anyway, I DO care about racism and inclusion and tolerance. (Like, the real meanings of any of those words.)

Not only are black women always lesbians, but black women are always FAT. It's an unbelievably obvious stereotype. Frankly, I'm offended on behalf of black women everywhere.

And I'm getting bad 1970's flashbacks to the Wonder Twins. I "wonder" if Snowflake and SafeSpace have fancy rings that they put together to "activate" their powers.

Posted by: Synova at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (BD/yx)

586 My God, worry about the market going past the point of no return and not what the virus is called.

Trump's re-election chances don't hinge on the Virus name!

Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (EFUmB)

587 They are more Kathleen Kennedy than Fiege/Favreau at this point.

Yeah, it remains to be seen but Captain Marvel was their first big effort and while it made idiotic money, even its fans said it wasn't that great and that she's a bland character. The next big release looks just... dull and pointless. But we'll see, they managed to make the Guardians of the Galaxy stupid fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

588 >>Can't let the Soviets collapse the shale industry.

Saudis not Soviets.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

589 These SJW hipsters are really bad artists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (WI7YS)

590 491 - hey, how'd you get away with typing the word? i can't even copy paste your post!
Witch!!! Witch!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (TQ/zJ)

591 I all black women are lesbians how come there are so many NBA connected baby mammas?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

592 Yeah, this is right, whether Trump or anyone in his admin really thinks this is self-induced or not that big a deal or anything really, none of that is irrelevant now - NY and other states are committing mass economic suicide and he needs to get out in front and lead out of it - perhaps years from now this suicidal panic of the masses will lead to a few well deserved studies - but now he needs to FDR - because people are panicked whether we believe they should be or not.


hear hear!

and why are people still saying "we have to wait 15 days" it's like that endless "two weeks" thing

the numbers today are not anywhere near the fearmongering

new cases are FINE and normal and I think only serve to demonstrate how NOT LETHAL this bug is

all the news and govts are trying to keep us afraid and compliant...why?!?! just for fun?

because this thing is NOT scaring me and I scare very easily.

the social isolation was a mistake but it's done. but no extensions. if you want to stay hermetically sealed, go for it. but it cannot be imposed on all.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (j9HX3)

593 Did you see the one they call "Cliff Dancer." His superpower is to take barn animals to the side of a cliff so the push back (wink wink).

Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (8/NCO)

594 If they up it to $5000 per month for life, I promise I will social distance.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

595 The only question really is, who will be the fall guy for this fiasco.
Posted by: PacosMojo at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (bZ64u)


Pretty sure those that aren't afflicted by TDS will see it's the ChiComs. They sure seem to have positioned themselves to take advantage of this market-wise. Strange, huh?

Every single thing Trump warned against has come to pass in the blink of an eye. Scary how prescient he was. From pharmaceuticals to freaking N95 masks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (8B6Ng)

596 Gave up watching the press conference. Little twit with the attempt to upbraid President Trump, on his correct use of the Chinese virus terminology, caused an instant blood pressure spike. I can see the only way for me, is to listen to the adults present the facts and reality of the situation and immediately shut it down when the snotty-nosed little brats get to "ask" questions.
Posted by: Old Dude at March 18, 2020 12:56 PM (LGXGf)


was outside getting some fresh air and sun for a change

didn't even know it was on, thank goodness. I probably would have gone inside to watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

597 Now they're bitching about the term "Kung FLu"

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (Izzlo)

598 What I do know is baked into the cake is that whatever action Donald Trump takes, the Democrats and "media" (birm) will say it's wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 12:58 PM (JoUsr)

I actually am starting to believe that the media miscalculated with this stampede - not that everyone will blame them later, perhaps but maybe not, but that people will turn on Trump - they are beginning to see that he is out front on this - trying to boldly get us out of this without poo-pooing people's concerns - I think he is cementing his bond with Americans, not, as the press hoped, being blame for something he did not cause but is trying to solve.

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (32YRo)

599 OMG...now they're asking him about reports someone at the WH used the term KungFlu.

I can't take much more of this...

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

600 It really is interesting to see which reporters are all in on defending China over the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

601 all the news and govts are trying to keep us afraid and compliant...why?!?! just for fun?


Because they hate Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (5bxa0)

602 Wow. My comic book gamer friend said "We couldn't make this team up if we did a parody game of Champions (a super-hero role-playing game)".

In order to get this new title to have the requisite issues per month they are going to have endless tie ins with all the other , better titles. X-men, Spider Man, Avengers, X-Factor... Power Pack... Ambush Bug (yeah, he's a DC character, but they really need to reach here).

Posted by: Matthew H Iskra at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (0MpOC)

603 Oh thank God...he ended it.

Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)

604 Practically EVERYTHING cures, e.g., cancer in rats and mice. They oughta live forever. Anyone who's ever been involved in the relevant research rolls his eyes when someone gushes about success in small animals.


One of the best bumper stickers I ever saw said, "Cancer is hereditary in laboratory mice."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Sniveling Progressives at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (HaL55)

605 Soviets are behind it. They won't cut production.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (E2o2V)

606 597

watching now
types
deletes

fuck it - who is that cunt ?

Posted by: bigstarxxx at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (pvJV4)

607 The P-51 was the special snowflake of the fighter squadron. Scare it with a bullet and instant immolation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM


Pfft!

Posted by: The A6M Zero at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (ejd/p)

608 Ultimately, the idea that the press should be SUPPORTING the President during this time of crisis has not occurred to reporters who have on their resume under Skills: Sabotaging Western Civ

Posted by: IanDeal at March 18, 2020 12:54 PM (vgGyZ)
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If it wasn't for the press, FDR would be remembered as that cripple in a wheelchair. He never would have been given 4 terms that for sure. Average voters had no idea how frail he was.

Posted by: Boots at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (oGBso)

609 Trailblazer
Trailblazer
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Trailblazer
Trailblazer
Trailblazer
Trailblazer
Trailblazer
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What?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (CPk08)

610 That art work is shit.

I have been funding Van Scriver...Art work not shit.

Posted by: nip at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (Izot6)

611 Her magic backpack gives her the ability to avoid paying bills. Black superpower!
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Yes, clearly no white person is ever late on payments or defaults on a loan (millions of white college kids roll their eyes).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)


Yes, and if one is intent on dividing the country into "two Americas," a good dividing line might be those who pay their bills and care about their credit rating, and those who don't.

It crosses all other lines, including skin color. You either care about these things, or you don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (hku12)

612 This last guy is smart: he's polite and respectful, and so gets called upon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (YqDXo)

613 This won't go over well if divorced men without primary custody see more government money go to their ex wives while they continue to pay child support and even alimony. That will be fucked up.

Posted by: it begins.... at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (a5D9R)

614 Because when we supposedly have bodies piling up like cord wood in the streets, the most important question to ask the president regards an NPR poll.....

I wish that was his response. We're dealing with a national health crisis in which some of the most vulnerable people are dying and THIS is what you are focused on? Does anyone have a substantive, valuable question for the American people? Is anyone here concerned about reporting the news to help citizens become informed about what matters most to them???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

615 Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (j9HX3)

Perfect example of the 'cure' being worse than the disease.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (2DOZq)

616 WTF

Posted by: RJD at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (2cfUo)

617 I haven't read the comments ---This is a joke, right?

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (LaluL)

618 Did you see the one they call "Cliff Dancer." His superpower is to take barn animals to the side of a cliff so the push back (wink wink).
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2020 01:02 PM (8/NCO)


Ah, now I'm going to go crazy trying to think of the movie/show where somebody said in passing "I saw you down in the pasture with the sheep" and the guy fires back "sometimes a sheep gets out and just needs to get pushed back through the fence!"

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (8B6Ng)

619 F-51D vs the F-47D story is something the USAF should remember every time they try to retire the A-10.

Post WWII the P-47 was quickly retired while the thoroughbred F-51D and F-51H soldiered on. Skip forward to 1950 and Korea. And there was a desperate need for attack planes to stop the North Korean advance.

So the liquid cooled F-51Ds went to war again toting bombs, napalm, and rockets. And paid a horrible price in loses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (dGOLj)

620 31,500 cases in Italy
2,500 deaths.

Those are horrific numbers.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)

621 575 Even for a pessimist like me, it's hard for me to acknowledge there being an actual plan put into motion to destroy the global economy with the hopes of 1) ousting Trump and 2) gaining even more control and wielding greater expansion of globalism.
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I don't think there is a plan per se. But there is a mindset that you need authoritarian government. Without it, your whole philosophy falls apart. That mindset drives you to report a certain way, it drives you to govern in a certain way, it drives you to want certain decisions to be made.

It is a sick mindset. The left is a bunch of teenage cutters.
Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 01:00 PM (sX1BW)

I agree, and when I say "the decision has been made" I don't mean some grand conspiracy. But the Decision was made when we chose to close the schools, close all sports events, close all churches, close public gatherings, close restaurants, close clubs - for an economy as heavily focused on consumer spending as our is, that is a death blow. 2 weeks of it we could maybe have gotten through, but now it's going to go on for months? This is, quite literally, much much worse than October, 1929. We've time jumped right into the middle of 1930, and we're still just starting to figure that out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

622 Soviets are behind it. They won't cut production.

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You want to get nuts. Let's get nuts.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

623 that sister is thicc

Posted by: RJD at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (2cfUo)

624 If they up it to $5000 per month for life, I promise I will social distance.

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Uh-oh, we're gonna put the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes out of business!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM (JoUsr)

625 What?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (CPk0


Freakin' showoffs!!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (hku12)

626 617 I haven't read the comments ---This is a joke, right?
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (LaluL)

---

Yeah, it's a joke, but it's real and is actually happening.

Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (RU4sa)

627 RUFKM???


Has it been established that COVID causes insanity? What other explanation for this idiocy?

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (XxJt1)

628 620 31,500 cases in Italy
2,500 deaths.


NY Post just posted info - 99 percent of Italy's deaths had serious illness other than COVID

calm down my friend

we ARE NOT italy

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (j9HX3)

629 @592 Really well-said and I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (L3Rsz)

630 South Korea:

8,400 cases
84 deaths

Be South Korea, America.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (sGotD)

631 Test number 2. (My comments keeps getting flagged as spam for some reason).
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2020 01:01 PM (wtvvX)
........

They think you're hoarding the stuff.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

632 If trump ever lost his temper at a press gaggle and shouted "get off my lawn!!!", i just might cream my jeans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (6FeV1)

633 Personally, I think the Virus situation is going to be cleared up pretty quickly, and except for a few at risk areas, we'll have South Korean equivalent numbers. BUT the economic carnage is still going to be incredible, and that's where the true long term danger lies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 12:55 PM (Kpl3J)


Q2 will be negative. Q3, most likely. Trump's "recession" - and if he had only reacted faster. . .predicate being set.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (Ozpxd)

634 The question on the poll was very valid. If the President loses support, he's a lame duck and people won't listen to him or heed his instructions.

The Virus name questions are absurd.

Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (EFUmB)

635 I haven't read the comments ---This is a joke, right?

Must be... The obese Indian? What's her super power? Binge eating?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (5bxa0)

636 OMG...now they're asking him about reports someone at the WH used the term KungFlu.

I can't take much more of this...
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (cF8AT)


A million people on twitter asked that "reporter" to names names.
She hasn't.

Because it didn't happen.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (LaluL)

637 The UK seems to have taken a different route. Instead of social distancing they went with herd immunity. I wonder sometimes if there is a coordinated effort by both governments to see which method works best? Probably not.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (2YElQ)

638 530 I think Trump's was too slow to react effectively on a PR basis for him to get good marks for handling the Virus issue. Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (EFUmB)

Good marks from whom?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX8)

639 623
and stupid

Posted by: bigstarxxx at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (pvJV4)

640 Sometimes I wonder if we brought this on ourselves.
We are self -selecting out of the human gene pool. The Chicoms just gave us a little shove.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (LJes8)

641 nood bern unit

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (TQ/zJ)

642 ...Trailbl...

What?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 18, 2020 01:04 PM (CPk0


Show off.
Well, I can still do this... &&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (8B6Ng)

643 I disagree about the extent and duration of the economic disruptions from this. The world economy isn't going to be destroyed. The demand for all the same goods and services is still there, the infrastructure is still there, and the people will still be there. I expect the US to emerge in a stronger position in the world.

Posted by: GalosGann at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (z6Rh+)

644 We live in the greatest country in the world. Americans will judge, adjust, devise plans, and gripe. People are going to assess the risk to their financial well-being to their health risk and then they will act accordingly. And from what I've seen and heard, the MSM had better prepare itself for a browbeating.

Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (Pqytn)

645 2 weeks of it we could maybe have gotten through, but now it's going to go on for months

it doesn't have to

if Trumps says "fed recommendation for this ENDS at 15 days" and We the People start pushing our local leaders, one will relent, and they will all relent (or most) eventually, it may take time

but the governors just made proclamations, they can make new proclamations

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (j9HX3)

646 calm down my friend
we ARE NOT italy
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (j9HX3)
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Oh I know (just posted S. Korea too.)

What I really want to know is, what is the death rate among those who do have underlying medical conditions which many hordelings have.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (sGotD)

647 638 530 I think Trump's was too slow to react effectively on a PR basis for him to get good marks for handling the Virus issue. Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 12:50 PM (EFUmB)

Good marks from whom?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 18, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX
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The voting public.

I didn't even know there was an NRP poll that showed his numbers were awful

Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (EFUmB)

648 Heck the kids of Power Pack will be making stupid faces at these New Warriors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (dGOLj)

649
When I was a kid, my preference was the horror comics. The closest I came to superhero comics is Sgt Rock or Jonah Hex. I always thought the superhero comics with their spandex was totally gay and trite.

Thank you Marvel, for proving my pre-teen self correct.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (EGyGV)

650 619 F-51D vs the F-47D story is something the USAF should remember every time they try to retire the A-10.

Post WWII the P-47 was quickly retired while the thoroughbred F-51D and F-51H soldiered on. Skip forward to 1950 and Korea. And there was a desperate need for attack planes to stop the North Korean advance.

So the liquid cooled F-51Ds went to war again toting bombs, napalm, and rockets. And paid a horrible price in loses.

The Jug was a damn tough and capable aircraft. Just not as sexy as the Mustang

Posted by: RJD at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (2cfUo)

651 Now they're bitching about the term "Kung FLu"

Posted by: josephistan at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (Izzlo)

They really don't understand their role in all of this. First they gin up the hysteria to 11. Then they get an absurd level of response from the gov't. People then start getting annoyed and looking for someone to blame. Well, the whole thing started in China. It was at a minimum due to Chinese negligence. China has the nerve to blame it on us and threaten us. Now the push back is KungFlu. It is going to start snowballing on them soon.

Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (130+O)

652 nood bernie

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (d7Ww2)

653 31,500 cases in Italy
2,500 deaths.
____________________

Well, they did put out "public service announcements" a month ago telling people to go hug the chinese.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (DB16e)

654 Must be... The obese Indian? What's her super power? Binge eating?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (5bxa0)


Yeah, she doesn't look black to me either. She's supposed to volunteer for an elder care place? Maybe the backpack has an unlimited supply of Ensure and Depends.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (8B6Ng)

655 Alex, no, they will be eternally vexed by the terror group IN-CELL, made of radical internet HaCKERZ!!1!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (icI8A)

656 "Good marks from whom?"

Fuckin' A!

Posted by: nip at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (Izot6)

657 605 Soviets are behind it. They won't cut production.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (E2o2V)

but neither will the US - we took the exact same line that the Russians did. (there are no more Soviets) I'm no defender of theirs, but we told the Saudi's exactly the same thing.

The Saudi's have not just been refusing to cut - for the last 2 weeks, the Saudi's have been publicly chartering every supertanker in the world that they can, and have publicly announced their intent to flood Europe and the US with as much oil as they can pump, with no regard to price. They are not simply risking a fall to $10 oil, the Saudis are deliberately CAUSING a drop to $10 oil.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

658 I expect the US to emerge in a stronger position in the world.

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Absolutely. The short-term will be painful. Post WWII was an American bonanza. But I bet most would have rather not gone through WWII to get there.

This sucks. We don't wish it upon us. But if the rest of the world thinks this will weaken us. They are sadly mistaken.

Posted by: SH at March 18, 2020 01:09 PM (sX1BW)

659 calm down my friend

we ARE NOT italy

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 18, 2020 01:06 PM (j9HX3)

Italy isn't Italy. Ground zero for their infection is an area that is 50% Chinese.

Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 01:10 PM (130+O)

660 586...

BS! We cannot let the ChiComms off the hook for this! The the crack-infused chicken-little stock market will recover. That's guaranteed. But China will still be there, still manipulating currency markets, still cornering the OTC pharmaceutical markets, and still stealing technology on a scale never witnessed by history. Trump already started taking the Chinese threat seriously prior to the Great Wuhan Flu Panic of 2020. He must continue to do so in spades going forward.

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 18, 2020 01:10 PM (bZ64u)

661 They really don't understand their role in all of this... It is going to start snowballing on them soon.
Posted by: WOPR at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (130+O)


Agree. Don't forget for over 4 weeks they told is this was absolutely nothing at all, and for Trump to even mention it was an overreaction.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 18, 2020 01:10 PM (8B6Ng)

662 The White House Press Corps is an embarrassment. All they seem to care about is normal people, like the President and his team, accurately calling it the Chinese or China or Wuhan virus.
Is that really the burning issue of the day?

Fucktards.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 18, 2020 01:10 PM (qPMuh)

663 "An experimental internet gas? What the living fuck is that?"
Maybe it's the only logical explanation for Goldberg, French, Wilson, Kristol, Pierre Delecto, Jen Rubin, et al.? They were all exposed to an "experimental internet gas"? It makes as much sense as anything. Maybe THEY will get their own "Amazing Cuck-Friends" comic book next?

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 18, 2020 01:10 PM (kZT36)

664 It really is interesting to see which reporters are all in on defending China over the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

You mean the same people who China kicked out - those guys? Fuck those guys.

Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 01:11 PM (32YRo)

665 "If the President loses support, he's a lame duck..."

A lame duck is an office-holder who is not running again.

Allowing for your ignorance, nice observation, Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 18, 2020 01:11 PM (H8QX8)

666 They are more Kathleen Kennedy than Fiege/Favreau at this point.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 18, 2020 12:59 PM (uM6CE)



Fiege is the idiot that's pushing Captain Marvel as well as the stupid Eternals everybody is gay and trans upcoming stupidity.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 01:12 PM (G2zl5)

667 hey, how'd you get away with typing the word? i can't even copy paste your post!
Witch!!! Witch!!!
Posted by: andycanuck


It's a big club, and you ain't in it... (George Carlin, I think)

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 01:12 PM (Ry8mf)

668

NY Post just posted info - 99 percent of Italy's deaths had serious illness other than COVID



And Watt's Up With That? did an analysis from the Diamond Princess cruise ship that indicates this thing may not be as infectious as it was made out to be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 18, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

669 actually am starting to believe that the media miscalculated with this stampede - not that everyone will blame them later, perhaps but maybe not, but that people will turn on Trump - they are beginning to see that he is out front on this - trying to boldly get us out of this without poo-pooing people's concerns - I think he is cementing his bond with Americans, not, as the press hoped, being blame for something he did not cause but is trying to solve.
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2020 01:03 PM (32YRo)

And to make it even sweeter, the media ---particularly the large contingent of Chinese Proxy media like The NY Times---will just keep pimping for the Commies.
. Trump is winning the press conference battle. Bigly.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 18, 2020 01:12 PM (xXx5y)

670 We've time jumped right into the middle of 1930, and we're still just starting to figure that out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2020 01:05 PM



That's what I'm starting to think too. One difference this time, however, is that the Fed is not stubbornly maintaining a tight money policy like the previous Fed did back then. But I'm not sure whether more liquidity is going to increase aggregate demand.

Posted by: Hands at March 18, 2020 01:13 PM (786Ro)

671 Absolutely. The short-term will be painful. Post WWII was an American bonanza. But I bet most would have rather not gone through WWII to get there.


==

I think after the Chinese virus we will enter a new, tense cold war with China

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 18, 2020 01:14 PM (G546f)

672 31,500 cases in Italy
2,500 deaths.
Those are horrific numbers.


Calm down, Nelly.

- Average age of a Coronavirus fatality: 81.
- Percentage of total fatalities with underlying medical conditions: 70%
- Number of Chinese Nationals living in the Lombardy region where the majority of cases are: 200,000.
- Italy's Healthcare System: Medicare for all, essentially.

You're not going to die of Coronavirus.
In all likelihood, no one you know is going to die of Coronavirus.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 01:15 PM (BeYX8)

673 Posted by: annoyingreporter at March 18, 2020 01:08 PM (EFUmB)



Troll.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 18, 2020 01:16 PM (G2zl5)

674 You must understand the psychology of trolls.

The point is not to convince you.

The point is not even to annoy you.

The only point in trolling is to assert one's existence.

Through trolling.

Which is so pathetic it's not even worth picking on them.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 18, 2020 01:19 PM (BeYX8)

675 "If the President loses support, he's a lame duck and people won't listen to him or heed his instructions."

Yes, I'm sure that reporter was really concerned about the president's support.

Posted by: Chris M at March 18, 2020 01:20 PM (eAZVt)

676 It's funny because I'm looking at the pictures and see that Snowflake's package is bigger than Safespace's.

Then I see xhe/xher is supposed to be a tranny, and I'm all like: Yep, there you go.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2020 01:21 PM (fGXo6)

677 462 Trail bl az er looks like she was supposed to be Native American. Only the "artist" couldn't get the facial features right and said, "Screw it, she's black."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 18, 2020 12:48 PM (SchxB)
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The features, especially the nose in profile, look more Amerindian than black to me.
But who cares?!? As long as zhe's not white!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 18, 2020 01:22 PM (M/9m0)

678 You're not going to die of Coronavirus.
In all likelihood, no one you know is going to die of Coronavirus.


I'll go further and say nobody you know will know anybody who even got it. Unless...well, there will be bad people getting coronavirus who we didn't know were bad.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2020 01:24 PM (xSo9G)

679 LOL they called a black girl snowflake?


That's gotta be a joke.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



It's part of the way totalitarians control language and force compliance with their being all powerful.

Name something the exact opposite of what it is, and make sure everyone must call it that, even though 100% of the people realize they are lying by calling it that.

[Charleton Heston Voice]: "ORWELL WAS WRITING A CAUTIONARY TALE, NOT HOW-TO MANUAL, YOU MANIACS!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2020 01:25 PM (fGXo6)

680 Comics Matter with Zack is the best channel on YouTube.

Posted by: Chris W at March 18, 2020 01:30 PM (TlL+m)

681 31,500 cases in Italy
2,500 deaths.
Those are horrific numbers.


2500 deaths of 31,500 cases confirmed by testing is a 7.93% death rate.

In this most recent US flu season, 220K cases were confirmed by test, and of those 22K people died, a 10% death rate. That's typical of every flu season.

Everything about this is blown so far out of context it is insane.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2020 01:31 PM (fGXo6)

682 I used to like Marvel -- back in the 60s, when they were a welcome competitor to DC's boring contribution to teenage culture. Now they're both horrible.

Posted by: Nancy at March 18, 2020 01:42 PM (k+Fa6)

683 They missed Spittake.

Change the consonant if you like.

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 18, 2020 01:45 PM (Apbdw)

684 So Marvel comics is demasculinizing black men. Where are Jesse Jackson's lawsuits when you need them? Because this is the most racist thing since all those Dems got together to praise Robert Byrd.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at March 18, 2020 02:24 PM (CYk5a)

685 I'm guessing the main villain is a white male christian with a family. His evil plan is to get a good job and provide for his family by making a profit off his work. His lair will he called "The Suburb!"

Posted by: Rihar at March 18, 2020 02:25 PM (+PABY)

686 Blimpie and the moonbooters

So what?
Gag me with a spoon

Posted by: LArro at March 18, 2020 02:41 PM (10GNe)

687 I see stories like this, and I start wondering, maybe it wouldn't be such a bad thing if we all just up and died from the Wuhan chinese bat flu.

I mean, do we really want to *live* like this?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 18, 2020 02:49 PM (xmKbk)

688 Thanks for sharing the info about Sana Amanat. It's important to get the details right. Pretty crazy that she's a vp there.

Posted by: Draki at March 18, 2020 04:19 PM (HDwJc)

689 Santa's Husband???? The guy wrote a book called Santa's Husband???? That's it...I'm calling bullshit to it all! Snowflake, Screentime, or whatever they're named. Is this a joke? How does anybody with an IQ above a tomato think this is legit?
Who decided amongst our society that this is what is supposed to pass as entertainment? Because whoever made that decision, FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Jerzy Sobon at March 18, 2020 05:40 PM (gEk8l)

690 @637

No, they changed their minds four days later, after having it pointed out that they were going to have hundreds of thousands of deaths and get blamed for each and every one.

@668

That analysis was bullshit. The cases on the Diamond Princess were growing exponentially until they pulled everyone off the ship BECAUSE they were growing exponentially. Saying "Look, it didn't infect everybody!" is utterly disingenuous. They pulled people off the ship specifically to STOP it from infecting everyone.

@672, @681

Hold that thought for a month. Sharkman and Victor Tango Kilo? Okeydokey, go hang out with Sefton. Ah'll be back.

@689

Better watch it. If you start answering that question, you'll get yelled at for being an evilbad anti-Semite.

Posted by: Rollory at March 18, 2020 09:31 PM (tm9q/)

691 Would,nt last two minutes against the X-Men or even the Inhumans care for Submarineir?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 18, 2020 10:44 PM (FLiOE)

692 Here's my attempt to one-up Marvel on a woke superhero team:

Soyboy
Bulldagger
Drag Racer
Screechy Girl

Posted by: donny f at March 18, 2020 11:29 PM (R2mYj)

693 Sorry Ace, but Pathfinder is obvs Native (Inuit?), not Black, you insensitive POC mixer-upper

Posted by: Alex Holtze at March 20, 2020 08:21 PM (l1X/P)

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