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Mayor of NYC Bill DiBlasio: Get Ready for a "Shelter in Place" Order For NYC Within the Next 48 Hours
New Yorkers should prepare for a "shelter-in-place" order in the coming days as local officials try to contain the fast-moving coronavirus that’s spreading throughout the U.S., New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Tuesday, adding that a decision will be made in the next 48 hours. "We are all deeply concerned ... this is quite clear this is a fast growing crisis," he said at a press conference. "All New Yorkers, even though a decision has not been made by the city or the state, I think that all New Yorkers should be prepared right now for the possibility of a shelter-in-place order."Flashback:
DiCommio was asked why when after gyms were closed in New York he was still going to a gym (with all of his body guards in tow) He responded that he has to stay healthy to make decisions for the city Posted by: TheQuietMan
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Oh man. How much wealth is being FLUSHED?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (FVrDO)
Tuesday and businesses in the capital Caracas reported that food
deliveries failed to arrive, in signs that a national coronavirus
quarantine could worsen a humanitarian crisis.
President Nicolas
Maduro on Monday expanded a limited quarantine to the whole of the South
American nation, which has been hit by U.S. sanctions, after detecting
16 new cases of coronavirus for a total of 33.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (f5eF4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (zZbCU)
"Y'all stay exactly where you are for two days straight. I'm going to the gym."
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (+LeMa)
Top o' the afternoon!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
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"Jersey"
That's a funny way to spell "suicide".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (OUMaO)
Tuesday and businesses in the capital Caracas reported that food
deliveries failed to arrive, in signs that a national coronavirus
quarantine could worsen a humanitarian crisis.
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If it gets into Maduro's inner circle, that's the ballgame, isn't it?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Note that "shelter-in-place" means the Mayor still gets official transit to his personal gym.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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It also means that all economic refugees should leave their home countries and crash into America immediately.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (G51Gf)
This the same anal aperture who waited to close NYC schools?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (9yd8J)
11 Ace can't leave the house!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (zZbCU)
But who will hunt the hobos and keep their population in balance?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (f5eF4)
He can drive around the empty roads like Kim Jong Il.
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
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The way this manifested, it felt almost rational for the stock market. Less driven by panic buys or sells.
Maybe the tide is turning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
Lots of them have none.
There ain't enough delivery people in the world, how's that going to work out?
Posted by: West at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (jqZBS)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (e284m)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (90T4r)
Perfect move for the Bolshevik.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (dNzKv)
Ace can't leave the house!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (zZbCU)
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He's been filling his monumental, magnificent shelves with expired canned goods for week, though.
And built a throne out of toilet paper rolls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (BeYX8)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (7ZQe3)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
1/3 of the deaths in 1 nursing home a week ago, yes??
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (90T4r)
Have they issued the Trudeau like call for all the broads to come home yet?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (rCwaK)
Ace can't leave the house!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:03 PM (zZbCU)
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He's been filling his monumental, magnificent shelves with expired canned goods for week, though.
And built a throne out of toilet paper rolls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (cfSRQ)
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What can you say? Dude knows how to throw a party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (zZbCU)
Nah. Our ruling class deserves their diversions.
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (IhS0E)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (90T4r)
Yeah, but Trump something something
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (KAjP9)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (aZycV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (e284m)
You don't need guns for self-defense, the gov't will protect you.
Democrats during Wuhan Flu:
We really need all of you to take care of yourselves. Buy supplies and find a hidey-hole to ride all this out.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (jWe5r)
Again, when am I going to be happy with you people
for recommending this show? How far removed from the last two prison
episodes in season 1 do I have to get?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 17, 2020 03:54 PM (UpXOu)
Just finished with season 4. Keep going, it gets weirder.
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (q1Pj5)
NYC to descend into riots and 3rd world status in 3......2......1.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
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Warriors....come out to plaaaay...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (KAjP9)
Dead men don't wear plaid.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (BeYX8)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
Old data
As of Tuesday afternoon, at least 5,002 people in 49 states, plus Washington, D.C., and three U.S. territories, have tested positive for the coronavirus, according to a New York Times database, and at least 93 patients with the virus have died.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Kim Jong Muntz at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (QrOoP)
Again, when am I going to be happy with you people
for recommending this show? How far removed from the last two prison
episodes in season 1 do I have to get?
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 17, 2020 03:54 PM (UpXOu)
Just finished with season 4. Keep going, it gets weirder.
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (q1Pj5)
But her Tits!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (e284m)
Son of Boston Marathon
Exactly.People wondering when the .govs got the idea they could do what they're doing, look no further than locking Boston down like a prison riot to find one teenager hiding in a boat.
Posted by: Overnight Observation at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (cELrS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Editor at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (w4fYK)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (fjX/+)
Tunnel and later on the dude has to go through there with all the dead
people after the plague kills everybody?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (e284m)
And never gets to receive Nadine's bountiful thanks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (9yd8J)
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (q1Pj5)
But her Tits!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)
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She hasn't shown 'em in a while. I think we got some of her redheaded daughter, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (Izzlo)
They got out of NYC on Friday and have no plans to go back. They are working on some large scale commissioned works so the theater shutdown won't bother them but one of them told me that she saw a shut down coming a mile away and wanted nothing to do with going through the insanity that will become.
As she said hmmm get away from the plague in NYC or here on our 7 acre place in the country. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cfSRQ)
If they're gonna keep The Fear going strong, they have to ramp it up a little every day.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (zlgJP)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
Old data
As of Tuesday afternoon, at least 5,002 people in 49 states, plus Washington, D.C., and three U.S. territories, have tested positive for the coronavirus, according to a New York Times database, and at least 93 patients with the virus have died.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (dNzKv)
But, Math!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (41rs/)
Old data.
Updated March 17, 2020
This page will be updated regularly at noon Mondays through Fridays. Numbers close out at 4 p.m. the day before reporting.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (LpjIG)
Uh oh, threadjacking time!!
Trivia: In what year was Escape From New York set?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (9yd8J)
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1997.
The far flung future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Marshall law!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (1ISKN)
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I keep seeing references to a generally obscure comic book from the late 80s.
What does it mean?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (vEIlU)
10 million are confined to quarters just so FuckFace can go to the gym with no fear of being infected by proles.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (fjX/+)
Exactly.People wondering
when the .govs got the idea they could do what they're doing, look no
further than locking Boston down like a prison riot to find one teenager
hiding in a boat.
Posted by: Overnight Observation at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (cELrS)
100 yards behind the 'containment zone.' Within a rock's toss of a command center.
Top. Men.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (1CjJc)
Shouldn't we be seeing actual LOTS of new cases if this were true?
We aren't.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (O6DoG)
To use a crisis as a means to undermine personal freedom and subvert the Constitution is perhaps the most heinous of all actions. It shows a proclivity towards the dictatorial and autocratic. It reveals a person more apt to abuse power, than use it as a means to truly protect the people.
This is not the judicious use or the people's government, it's weaponizing it against them. We should never let people like DeBlasio forget that
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (VpIIl)
But her Tits!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)
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She hasn't shown 'em in a while. I think we got some of her redheaded daughter, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (zZbCU)
Awww! They ARE fine.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (90T4r)
Has mayor Kaiser Wilhelm turned into Landroo like on Star Wars? He's gonna make all those diverse and peaceful New Yorkers go insane on each other?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (9yd8J)
2020
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, there was only one after he ran his brother's head over with a car while trying to get away.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: vmom at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (G546f)
Younger people in Manhattan are throwing up the modern equivalent of speak-easys now. There's absolutely no reason to think they will listen to the mayor. Maybe, though, they will learn something about oppressive government from this weird moment. Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (DU2N9)
Now the question becomes - is that cliched "fuck you, pal!" Noo Yawk spirit still alive, or will Gothamites huddle in their apartments like little cowed sheep?
You know which way I am betting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (2JVJo)
DiCommio was asked why when after gyms were closed in New York he was still going to a gym (with all of his body guards in tow) He responded that he has to stay healthy to make decisions for the city
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (WnE1z)
They got out of NYC on Friday and have no plans to go back. They are working on some large scale commissioned works so the theater shutdown won't bother them but one of them told me that she saw a shut down coming a mile away and wanted nothing to do with going through the insanity that will become.
As she said hmmm get away from the plague in NYC or here on our 7 acre place in the country. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
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The Criterion Collection's offices are in NYC, and they sent out a letter saying that they got all of their employees to a remote location to continue work.
I just hope they finally announce their June titles today. Shoulda announced them on Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (zZbCU)
At least I can now use coronavirus quarantine as an excuse for not going out with anyone
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM
Word.
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (eAZVt)
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Son of Boston Marathon
Exactly.People wondering when the .govs
got the idea they could do what they're doing, look no further than
locking Boston down like a prison riot to find one teenager hiding in a
boat.
Posted by: Overnight Observation at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (cELrS)
Don't forget the warrant-less house to house searches with 'SWAT' Troops.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Jennifer Rubin may have to rethink her predictions
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (LpjIG)
So your data has the stank of 4pm yesterday.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LaRro at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (10GNe)
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Translation: There was green on the stock market at some point and we need to get back to destroying the economy.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM
And hobo skulls.
But mostly hobo skulls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2020 04:09 PM
"Speedbump". And that's when we got confirmation that Rush (or someone at the EIB studio) reads here.
Posted by: Bert G at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
A seven acre farm is much more suitable for starting a post-apocalyptic cult.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (dNzKv)
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So. You support shelter in place.
Right?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (HmZuC)
Once a Commie, always a Commie, eh. de Blasio?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G51Gf)
All of it.
This is a completely unfathomable level of madness.
I was on team "better overcautious than not cautious enough" a few days ago.
No more. This is a mass hysteria.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (lvSkr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (tqlBn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Mayor Bill at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (9t0Zz)
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Over/Under on when the government and its supporters start throwing virgins into volcanoes in the name of 'doing something?'
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (TQ/zJ)
Shitter's full!
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (ZOHau)
To use a crisis as a means to undermine personal freedom and subvert the Constitution is perhaps the most heinous of all actions. It shows a proclivity towards the dictatorial and autocratic. It reveals a person more apt to abuse power, than use it as a means to truly protect the people.
This is not the judicious use or the people's government, it's weaponizing it against them. We should never let people like DeBlasio forget that"
Many urban dwellers are young adults. They are getting a taste of what actual socialism is like, and that's a good thing.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (qAR6u)
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Just finished with season 4. Keep going, it gets weirder.
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (q1Pj5
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Thanks, very much appreciate, and TheJamesMadison as well
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (UpXOu)
He's truly a man of the people...
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (eAZVt)
What
The
Actual
Fuck
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (pS94+)
Come to Illinois JJ. Our misery is more spread out.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (90T4r)
But mostly hobo skulls.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dkvcO)
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Problem: shit doesn't stick well to hobo skulls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Just going by what CDC posted. https://tinyurl.com/tztrjlf
Still hasn't cracked 100.
More people have died from accidental bathtub electrocution than from coronavirus.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (LpjIG)
Posted by: Kathy at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (qv3wo)
The NYPD was waaaay ahead of the curve.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (Jdw1U)
They are likely going to run the full "Disease X" protocol, and that will include travel bans.
The idea is to forcibly slow the person-to-person contact rate. And that means curfews and travel bans.
I do expect them to go to this soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: LaRro at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (10GNe)
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Just finished with season 4. Keep going, it gets weirder.
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (q1Pj5
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Thanks, very much appreciate, and TheJamesMadison as well
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (UpXOu)
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I would have given up about halfway through season 3, but Dolley really likes it, so I continued.
I'm glad I kept along because I'm really enjoying season 5. It might be my favorite season since the first two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (zZbCU)
You need at least 50 acres. You want to be able to start off with your long guns and stay with them as long as you can.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (fjX/+)
Right?
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (nw6Hr)
I support not being snarky when your data is from yesterday. I support taking this seriously, because it has the capacity to get really bad. The people who are going to show up as positive today, were infected up to a week ago. We wont see the real effects of distancing for a few more days.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (dNzKv)
Stay warm, dry and healthy, you horrible people.
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (ZOHau)
I stopped watching Outlander after the writers, for some reason, thought they needed to Game of Thrones-it-up and have Jamie anally sodomized for really stupid reasons.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (zqs/f)
He went for a last time at the gym before it closed down, but yes, Bill De Blasio is another fascist who want to Lord his power over others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (90T4r)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (RU4sa)
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Over/Under on when the government and its supporters start throwing virgins into volcanoes in the name of 'doing something?'
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM
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Duck and cover from the 50s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (pS94+)
Anyone remember the Brit-com where the guy from the Piglet Files went back and forth in time? As Time Goes By?
That's better than Outlander.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Someguy at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
Banks? Block the tunnels, close the airports?
No food, medicine or booze allowed in or to be sold?
This is starting to look like typical leftist over reach and an obvious chaos op.
Over/under on when the shooting starts?
Ove/ under on who gets shot first, politicians or MSM fear mongers?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (TYQsd)
Oh, man. He really does ooze Communist.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (41rs/)
This will kill the NYC economy, which is high rent / high revenue
We're fucked. This is insane
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (9TdxA)
Uh oh, threadjacking time!!
Trivia: In what year was Escape From New York set?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:08 PM (9yd8J)
1997 just popped into my head but I haven't watched the movie in years. I'm sure it is the 1990s though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (dNzKv)
Still not taken a nibble of the suspect cheese.
Cut off the black bit and enjoy. You'll be fine.
There, now you read it in the internet so you know its true.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (pS94+)
Continuing from prior thread - can you explain what "exponential rise" means? I think of "exponential" as a mathematical calculation. There's no way that the cases are accruing with an exponent of even 2. Half of Italy would be wiped out by now.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (u6xw0)
*mutters to self*
Posted by: Surfperch, sheltering in place at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (d2Mzg)
Just going by what CDC posted. https://tinyurl.com/tztrjlf
Still hasn't cracked 100.
More people have died from accidental bathtub electrocution than from coronavirus.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (LpjIG)
Wuhan Flu death now more probable than death by lightning strike, still less probable than injury from lightning strike
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (pS94+)
It's your birthday and you'll do what you want to.
Do what you want to.
Do what you want to.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (dNzKv)
At this point, I'm starting to believe the blue city mayors and blue state governors are going drastic so they can say 'see?! see what the Trump admin's failings are making us do to you!!??'
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (9yd8J)
As long as they're not white males, they are exempt from the shelter in place order.
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 04:12 PM (puu6v) "
True, but it's not labeled as such ... they think that it's conservatism, Trump, and capitalism causing it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (dNzKv)
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You didnt answer the question.
Do you support sheltering in place.???
Did you support this shit for H1n1??? Or Sars. Or Ebloa ??? How about H2N3 in 2017 that killed 80,000 people and was the worst flu season ever??
Because if you were too concerned then.... Im not taking your concern too seriously today.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (pS94+)
Is there a really smart reason to get sodomized?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Surfperch, sheltering in place at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (d2Mzg)
We passed Patently Unconstitutional a LONG time ago.
More like strapping on a JATO pack to Nicolae Ceausescu's Romania.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (C+evo)
In other news
Still not taken a nibble of the suspect cheese.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (ZOHau)
It helps if you sing sea shanty's while your nibbling -
"It was rotten meat and weevilly bread
Leave her Johnny, leave her
Eat it or starve the old man said
and it's time for us to leaver her. "
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)
Ove/ under on who gets shot first, politicians or MSM fear mongers?
First, Brooklyn DA already said they were going to go easy on criminals.
Second, if this order includes the NYC media, well, that may actually be a good thing for the rest of the country -- provided this would shut them up. We would all do better without the Today show, Nightly news, and the NYTimes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (o2MD2)
He's ready to go Sidewalk Warrior, swinging his deadly messenger bag filled with expired cans of evaporated milk at anyone who gets between him and his Keto pasta.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Your city leadership is f'ing nuts.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (bDqIh)
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I'm in Midwest loony central in MN, and things are fairly normal. Bread was still on sale at KwikTrip for $0.49 yesterday.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (UpXOu)
Where do we meet? Who plays the flamethrower guitar? Can anyone make an Ewok-sized metal hockey mask?
These are important questions.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (lvSkr)
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That's an interesting way to phrase that.
I wonder how many of them died *as a result* of the virus?
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (kOpft)
You need at least 50 acres. You want to be able to start off with your long guns and stay with them as long as you can.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (fjX/+)
And you need a lockable barn to warehouse the zombies.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:11 PM (kOpft)
ha!
good luck finding a virgin in NYC!
or a volcano, for that matter
Posted by: vmom at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (G546f)
Same reason as always, they want to be first in line for Federal Relief Funds.
That's it. If it hurts the Economy, too? Great. They hate a good Economy and they hate Us.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (Hf/ne)
He's ready to go Sidewalk Warrior, swinging his deadly messenger bag filled with expired cans of evaporated milk at anyone who gets between him and his Keto pasta.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Time to set claymore mines on the shelves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Man is Retarded at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (71st6)
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kgQKM)
The cases double about every 2.5 days.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T
The way this manifested, it felt almost rational for the stock market. Less driven by panic buys or sells.
Maybe the tide is turning." Madison
trader types expected a bear market rally here ... could go on for a few days ... bear market rallies are like this ... 50-100% "retracement"... then bears "reload" ... long term investors have gone to sidelines for a bit ... need a basing period. Don't be too anxious.
this is just some guy ... sounds grounded in trading ... was expecting this rally today ... for perspective. Other experts are saying much the same ... it will take some time. Fortunately ... this could have happened with no coronavirus to blame ... but now we can clearly paint China as the villain, and Russia/Saudi oil thang. But our own Debt and monetary policy is the enabler ...
https://tinyurl.com/t7vxgcv
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (Cus5s)
So how long before interstate travel is restricted?
Patently Unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (fjX/+)
So?
Posted by: Every Member of the Democrat Party at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (EGyGV)
and it's time for us to leaver her.
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(raises glass, sings harmony too loudly)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (ZOHau)
just take a little nibble
it wont bite ya
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (Ktd2T)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (SwWMX)
DeBlasio's an utter douche, yes. But if I was in charge, I'd be applying the binders myself given the trendline.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (7s3Gx)
Captured by Muslim pirates in the Med ?
Posted by: Adriane the Robin Hood Critic ... at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (w+I3a)
He's ready to go Sidewalk Warrior, swinging his deadly messenger bag filled with expired cans of evaporated milk at anyone who gets between him and his Keto pasta.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Now, see? How hard was that, Hollywood? Add some gratuitous free-range boobehs, and you may as well be printing money.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (1CjJc)
I was tempted to get one of my whiteboard signs
put lighting on it and have it say, " It's 8:15 I'm on my lawn, Murphy. Not inside. Come get me! and sit by the sign in a lawn chair.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (41rs/)
Also know as geometric increasing for discrete cases.
THe rate of increase of a thing is proportional to thing itself. Something doubles at some constant rate.
2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, ...
That's a geometric/exponential series. Something you'll note is that the next step, the increase, is always 1 greater than the sum of all previous terms.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (rCwaK)
What age and sex are the people who require a hospital visit? Same for people who need to be watched, provided oxygen? Same for people who end up in critical care? And of those groups, how many are free of underlying medical conditions?
At WH press conference one of the doctors was asked about this data but she hemmed and hawed and did not give a clear answer that such info would definitely be released. I suspect this might not happen because of HIPA.
I'm willing to play along with the admin's plan, but still wonder if the people who are in danger of being sent to hospital are a very well defined, limited, demo. If my hunch is correct, why not let this thing spread like wildfire amount the healthy while taking extreme measures to isolate the vulnerable?
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2020 04:15 PM (9TdxA)
Escape from NY, baby! All that is left are the walls and Ernest Borgnine...
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kgQKM)
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All contagions exponetially rise. 1 2 4 8 16 32.... the variable is time.
Highly comunicables double the infections in days or hours. Think Spanish Flu. Some in weeks or months or years. THink HIV.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (nw6Hr)
He's ready to go Sidewalk Warrior, swinging his deadly messenger bag filled with expired cans of evaporated milk at anyone who gets between him and his Keto pasta.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Now, see? How hard was that, Hollywood? Add some gratuitous free-range boobehs, and you may as well be printing money.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (1CjJc)
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Sounds like something Daniel Radcliffe would star in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (zZbCU)
sad
Coronavirus doctor says lung scans for young patients were 'nothing short of terrifying'
NYPost
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)
Escape from NY, baby! All that is left are the walls and Ernest Borgnine...
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (32YRo)
The big dutch oven!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (90T4r)
Like our governor.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (WnE1z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:18 PM (pS94+)
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The claymore is where the license plate used to be.
The shelves are where his followers gather between their raids.
They will feast on plundered spaghetti squash, drinking Evian out of the skulls of their enemies!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (cfSRQ)
"That's ex-po-DEN-tial!"
-- Joey choo-choo Biden
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (fjX/+)
Now, about the epidemic curves. See the SIR model.
Only the initial phase is exponential, when the number of infected is but a small fraction of the total population.
It slows down, peaks, then trails off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (rCwaK)
It gives them forty-eight hours to dream up something even more evil and oppressive.
They are like two-year-olds testing the parents to see when a line is crossed.
I'm pretty sure that New Yorkers will just sigh and accept it when death squads literally decimate the population for kicks.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:17 PM (pS94+)
The put the Yankees up for sale?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (CqE5x)
sad
Coronavirus doctor says lung scans for young patients were 'nothing short of terrifying'
NYPost
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)
Darling, this is a SCARE HEADLINE. Don't fall for the hype.
No one is talking morbidity, just spread or theoretical spread.
It's a bad cold, and at worst dangerous for the elderly.
This is now going into power grab with a pandemic panic as cover.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)
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Addition by subtraction.
Kids aren't dying from this. I don't think people under 50, maybe 60 are, either. I doubt healthy 70 year olds are, either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (90T4r)
You need at least 50 acres. You want to be able to start off with your long guns and stay with them as long as you can.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:13 PM (fjX/+)
Yeah, but now you'll have to clear it for decent fields of fire. Which, let me tell you as I discovered on my 15 acres in East Texas, is pricey.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ZOHau)
I'm tired. Please Dr. Jill, can I have my medicine now and sit in my chair? Don't make me go on the jet, please.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kgQKM)
It means that if you plot the natural log of the number of cases against time, you get a straight line. The slope of that line is a reflection of the half time to double the number of cases.
If you deal with radioactivity, the two cases are strongly analogous.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (7s3Gx)
Do they have scans of their lungs being all pink and healthy prior to contacting the virus?
If not, that's not really evidence.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (41rs/)
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Probably will.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (e284m)
What part of East Texas?
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
for nearly a full day now and yet this sort of thing only gets attention
from AoSHQ when it happens in NYC.
*mutters to self*
Posted by: Surfperch, sheltering in place at March 17, 2020 04:16 PM (d2Mzg)
I'm already getting stir crazy. I bet the line at In-N-Out is around the entire parking lot again. Not sure what makes a burger getting passed through a window any safer than one indoors. Especially since the place is empty.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (eAZVt)
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Probably will.
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Won't somebody think of the children!
Wait, never mind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (fjX/+)
As of 4PM today (CDC numbers)...
Confirmed KungFlu cases: 4,226
Confirmed deaths from KungFlu: 75
So we should just shred what little is left of the Constitution because 0.0013% of the population has caught a bad cold. That roughly the same number of people have died from this cold as die from "accidents" every 4-hours just adds to the belief that we should all be running in a circle with our hair on fire.
Sounds legit.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (DU2N9)
We could make one of those adorable rescue vids and even make a few bucks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (ZOHau)
just take a little nibble
it wont bite ya
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2020 04:19 PM (rpxSz)
Just a Waffer Theen slice!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)
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Yep.
Targeting the most sissified generation ever. One so inept, pouring milk over a bowl of cereal is strength-sapping.
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (e284m)
Posted by: brak at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (cG+eD)
"Fortunately ... this could have happened with no coronavirus to blame ... but now we can clearly paint China as the villain, and Russia/Saudi oil thang. But our own Debt and monetary policy is the enabler ..."
My brother and I were joking just the other day that since a market correction was overdue it was fortunate politically for Trump to have a foreign adversary to blame--legitimately.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - everyone has gone bat soup crazy at March 17, 2020 04:20 PM (41rs/)
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Probably will.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (nw6Hr)
"Another grim milestone was reached today, when the 500th death attributed to The Trump Virus..."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (CqE5x)
249 I'm concerned that none of you are taking this seriously enough. It's seriously serious! Observe my virtue!
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (eAZVt)
Should I be better?
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: brak at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (cG+eD)
And will until they realize that even though "their" side won, they aren't in control.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (lvSkr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ZOHau)
You want Adriane - you'll settle for Rosanna - you'll get Angel Eyes.
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (32YRo)
It was the first time he ever saw a lung scan. Ew!
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (eAZVt)
THis is not the flu. Not the flu. Not the flu. Can't be compared to the flu. Spreads faster and causes ARDS, takes a long time to get people off of the vent, requires huge amount of resources to care for them. You will be extremely dismissive of this until someone you care about dies.
For most, like the flu it will be a minor inconvenience of an illness. Others are going to die a slow miserable death, and if we dont slow it down the numbers will make the 2017 flu look like childsplay. I'm not saying freak the fuck out, but it is stupid to be dismissive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (dNzKv)
and needs a lot of adjustment, because only some are tested. testing won't change the real curve (unless maybe it forces positive results to quarantine). But if we quarantine everyone, not just spreaders .. result is same. But increased testing might find mildly infected ... even if they have been out there the whole time and may now be in decline (past peak on that curve).
but sure ... do some random testing to see what we have going on. We are supposed to be heading to peak doubling ... so peak death rate should also increase, or maybe they are past peak, and will only be measuring "peak testing".
and yeah, hot zones will be different ... like Hillary "they should be locked up". heh keep your cooties away.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (Cus5s)
How about "Stay home."
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: Bert G at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (e284m)
I've got some land almost due north of there.
Howdy neighbor!
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/um4bcfx
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (NVYyb)
What, you're going to arrest me and thousands of others who are tired of your BS? Where are you going to put us... in prisons without enough beds? While also overcrowding us? To keep us safe and healthy from Covid-19?
Now he is the type who would do this, but it's getting to the point where such rebellion is actually necessary. There's some civil/social experimentation going on to see just how far petty tyrants can go here. I'm not just worried about this event and the levels of panic being induced. I'm much more concerned about the precedent.
Look at what the government did in response to 9/11? Redesigned numerous aspects of government without addressing the elephant in the room which was Islam, sharia, and its incompatibility with western law. And that which was designed to protect us from radicalism (FISA) was turned internally and illegally to attack Americans and institute a presidential coup.
There's more afoot than just a response to a virus. This Covid-19 response is, while real, a concern not just for our health and welfare but for that which it sets up for future "crises".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (ZOHau)
As of 4PM today (CDC numbers)...
Confirmed KungFlu cases: 4,226
Confirmed deaths from KungFlu: 75
Johns Hopkins as I type this says:
Confirmed: 5853
Deaths: 97
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (Ktd2T)
"They just walk in, but they are terribly affected by the virus," Demeyer told the Belgian broadcaster VRT.
He said CT scans indicated they were suffering from severe lung damage.
"The images we took yesterday are nothing short of terrifying," the doctor told the station.
"They are people who do not smoke, who have no other conditions such as diabetes or heart failure," Demeyer added.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (CqE5x)
The lockdowns are designed to slow the spread of the disease person to person. This is the way to lower the natural R0 of the disease, which they're putting at 2.0 - 2.5 for this stupid Woo-woo flu. Flu itself is about 1.3.
That value is what has them so spooked. Fast spreading, novel virus, that seems to really be bad for the elderly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (rCwaK)
https://youtu.be/azdwsXLmrHE
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (ZOHau)
I never thought I'd be sick of Queen twice in my life.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
The de Blasios and gun-grabbing mayors may be testing things, but they're sure as Hell red-pilling people, too -- people who don't live in their cities/states. Probably will be a demographic shift after this is over.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (bDqIh)
I'm concerned that none of you are taking this seriously enough. It's seriously serious! Observe my virtue!
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:23 PM (eAZVt)
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*Ace immediately strikes him dead with a vicious swing of his black leather spiked (totally not kitchy gay) messenger bag filled with expired evaporated milk cans*
With a puff of black smoke the shrill howl of its half-liter engine, he dashes back down the street, leading his scavenging horde in pursuit of keto waffles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (cfSRQ)
2010 - H1N1 Viral "Pandemic"
US statistics per CDC.
59 million infected.
265 thousand hospitalizations.
12k dead.
Literally no one blinked an eye.
To paraphrase a dead commie..
Ya been took!
Ya been hoodwinked!
Bamboozled!
Led astray!
Run amok!
This is what the Deep State does....
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (FVrDO)
Or he was mugged for his tiny backpack filled with TP.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (fjX/+)
Then I found an article on it. Its 1000 dollars an *adult*. And not *all* adults. You need to not be 'rich' (not number value on that)
At most thats 200 billion in spending, with 200 million 'adults'
Fifty billion to the Airline industry.
So... where's the other 750 billion dollars going guys?
*crickets*
I am not happy.
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (LGM1R)
I've got some land almost due north of there.
Howdy neighbor!
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
No shit, whereabouts? You don't gotta be specific - if it's inside 50 miles, this is Texas, that's practically close enough to yell across the lawn.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (e284m)
He said CT scans indicated they were suffering from severe lung damage.
"The images we took yesterday are nothing short of terrifying," the doctor told the station.
"They are people who do not smoke, who have no other conditions such as diabetes or heart failure," Demeyer added.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
Vaping synthetic pot?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
29 of those deaths were all in one nursing home.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:14 PM (9yd8J)
I believe the writers were following exactly what happened in the book. (I haven't read them, but I did read the Wikipedia synopsis, and declined to watch for that reason)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (OuZMr)
How about "Stay home."
I laughed, but it was a good point. I agree with you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Out here in the SF area we've already been living this for a while.
The reality is: The cops generally won't hassle or arrest you if you go out anyway - -unless you're just lounging around looking sketchy. One is allowed to go about one's outdoor business if on is a worker at an "essential" business or government office, so it's not like no one is on the streets. Just fewer people. Also, you're allowed to go out to shop for "necessary" things and the visit family members who need caring, so one could have all sorts of excuses ready tp use should one ever encounter a cop. "I need to buy some MD 20/20! I'm a wino! I'll get the DTs without it! It's a medical necessity!"
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (N9G0H)
"They just walk in, but they are terribly affected by the virus," Demeyer told the Belgian broadcaster VRT.
He said CT scans indicated they were suffering from severe lung damage.
"The images we took yesterday are nothing short of terrifying," the doctor told the station.
"They are people who do not smoke, who have no other conditions such as diabetes or heart failure," Demeyer added.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
This seems unreported.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (dUJdY)
Criminals are already being coddled.
The NY cops already hate DeBlasio.
This exaggerated crisis is already reaching its expiration date.
Widespread rebellion and noncompliance?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (O0Z2L)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (JP4mP)
Can't be compared to the flu. Spreads faster and causes ARDS, takes a long time to get people off of the vent, requires huge amount of resources to care for them. You will be extremely dismissive of this until someone you care about dies.
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Hey fuckface.... Ive had family die from the flu. I had 3 friends die n 2017 of H2N3, which is also respiratory. They were part of the 80,000 that died from it 2017.
So save your fucking condesdcending concern for somebody else and answer my original question.
Do you supprort the shelter in place.
Or fucking not.???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (JP4mP)
I hate Cuomo but good for him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)
Shut down the subways and NYC craters
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9TdxA)
Excuse me while I don't panic.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (LaluL)
Apparently we're not supposed to believe the Centers for Disease Control but we're supposed to believe... Johns Hopkins University.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (e284m)
Outside of New Boston.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (rCwaK)
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To everyone who keeps pointing out that *to date* fatalities are less than snake bites or whatever, these are *in addition* to the normal medical burden.
As more old people need hospitalization, it will overload the system, so that people who get in car accidents, or have routine medical problems will be denied timely treatment.
So stop with the whole "only the old will perish." Kids with severe flu symptoms or other ailments will die because the system will break if we don't get in front of this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Just look how smart and helpful it has turned some people. Covid not only gave them tremendous insight into math and biology - but also an unquenchable desire to spread their caring to the rest of us booger eating bastards.
Covid-19 may be the greatest blessing ever bestowed on humanity. I'm hoping to find a puddle of the shit - just to roll around in.
Posted by: Man is Retarded at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (71st6)
Huffing
Working with anything that generates particulate matter : Sawdust, Insulation, Plain old Dust, Pesticides and Fertilizers.
There is a LONG list of shit that can f up your lungs.
Probably why they are so good at shrugging off lots of damage, if given time to heal.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (fjX/+)
At most thats 200 billion in spending, with 200 million 'adults'
Fifty billion to the Airline industry.
So... where's the other 750 billion dollars going guys?
*crickets*
I am not happy.
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (LGM1R)
By the time the checks are cut, it will be expanded to include millionaires too. Now if you "make' a million a year, that's different.
Should NBA players get a check?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Heard echoing across the Texas prairies.... at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (0JdKC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (O0Z2L)
Noncompliance - if they won't arrest you for theft, how are they going to justify arresting you for 'noncompliance' to a potentially UN-Constititional order.Besides, you'll be nobail released, or sent home early because Coronavirus!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (e284m)
Do you want to end up in a National Guard happy fun camp? Because that's how you end up in a National Guard happy fun camp.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (9t0Zz)
Sure, you go with the CDC. They've covered themselves in glory so far...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (7s3Gx)
As I understand it, every single company that is required by the Lord, God and Savior FedGov to close down can apply for the grift.
Which means the gymnasiums, horse tracks, and Casinos will be getting in on the act.
They act all altruistic and concerned about your safety, but they like making money that doesn't require them to do anything except be closed to the public.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM
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Gonna pick up a couple more 30 packs tomorrow myself cause sooner or later that stuff is going to be as gone as the food is now.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG)
We could make one of those adorable rescue vids and even make a few bucks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:24 PM (1CjJc)
We'll need a discreet team of mercenaries on the run from the Army, a black van, welding gear, and a catchy theme song.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (f5eF4)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (JP4mP)
Heh. Interesting battle; Fredo v. the Fat stupid Commie.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (ZOHau)
When the same 4 songs were played over and over in the 80's / 90's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Highly comunicables double the infections in days or hours. Think Spanish Flu. Some in weeks or months or years. THink HIV.
Posted by: fixerupper
So China should be at 50 million instead of hovering at 80,000 for the last two weeks.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (7ZQe3)
I know I don't want NYC emptying into NJ with their case of corona ;-(
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (fjX/+)
"They just walk in, but they are terribly affected by the virus," Demeyer told the Belgian broadcaster VRT.
He said CT scans indicated they were suffering from severe lung damage.
"The images we took yesterday are nothing short of terrifying," the doctor told the station.
"They are people who do not smoke, who have no other conditions such as diabetes or heart failure," Demeyer added.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
Yeah, but they're Belgian. They get it the worst in every war.
Heck, they're almost French.
Frikin' Belgians.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (BJKQV)
Do they KNOW there haven't been other deaths due to the Wu-flu, previous to all of this panic?
Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (JP4mP)
Trump probably told him to tell DBolsheviko
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)
What the fuck is our Pres doing about it?
Fuck all is what
Posted by: Bring back the Bird Flu at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (VidtX)
22,000 total deaths in the USA alone due to seasonal Influenza.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (JP4mP)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum
at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (f5eF4)
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Don't forget an eccentric helicopter pilot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (cfSRQ)
I almost got taken out by the H1N1 Swine Flu in 2009. Entered the hospital with full-on pneumonia and a collapsed lung, barely able to breathe at all. A week in the hospital on some pretty heavy duty antibiotics and another month before I was more-or-less fully recovered.
This is a bad fucking cold. Nothing more. If you think that's "dismissive" then fine.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (1ISKN)
that is nothing new.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (HALdu)
We are blessed to bask in their shining virtue.
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (eAZVt)
293
Criminals are already being coddled.
The NY cops already hate DeBlasio.
This exaggerated crisis is already reaching its expiration date.
Widespread rebellion and noncompliance?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (O0Z2L)
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And I forgot to add: DeBlasio has already shown he's a squishy, lily-livered coward.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (O0Z2L)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum
at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (f5eF4)
Marvelous plan.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (1CjJc)
He can start doing Watercolors of the Plague Days -
Cooling Tower at Sunset
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (fjX/+)
Wait was that racist?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (6/uwW)
Do they KNOW there haven't been other deaths due to the Wu-flu, previous to all of this panic?
Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)
First death in Texas reported.
90 year old man south of Houston.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike in Seattle at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (0BBKn)
I looked at property up there briefly. Nice and close to the Red River Army Depot. I was looking at some land up along route 8 just outside town, but the wife liked the land outside Naples better.
I couldn't quite decide if being close the the Depot was a good thing, or a bad thing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (ZOHau)
When the same 4 songs were played over and over in the 80's / 90's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Bohemian Rhapsody
We will Rock You/We Are the Champions ( counts as one)
Another One Bites the Dust
Under Pressure
This is why i hate Queen
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (CqE5x)
Sure, you go with the CDC. They've covered themselves in glory so far...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (7s3Gx)
I get your point and agree with it. But if they can't even count (runny) noses accurately then they need to be nuked from space, and frankly I wouldn't believe anything any US University said at this point.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (DU2N9)
Yes, they are going to jam you in the exact same prisons they let out real criminals from because they were afraid of getting COVID-19.
break curfew because the government will use the police powers of the state to protect you from disease by threatening you by increasing your chances to get it.
they really hate you.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mayor Bill at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (nR2Re)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Dansgirls at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (V25ON)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (flINI)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (LaluL)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (ZOHau)
When the same 4 songs were played over and over in the 80's / 90's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
I have hated that band for years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (ZOHau)
When the same 4 songs were played over and over in the 80's / 90's.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
I have hated that band for years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (2JVJo)
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Did they not rock you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (zZbCU)
Things that were the worst:
Bananas
Chicken (plenty of beef and pork to choose from...which I can't use)
Bread...still some available but not the usual stock
Dried beans
Sugar (gone!...don't ask me why)
Didn't really check TP...don't need it.
Kleenex did look low from what I saw.
Only went to one local store though, Schnucks. Didn't venture into Walmart or Aldi's.
Still managed to spend $200.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2020 04:35 PM (2JVJo)
Bohemian Rhapsody was enough for me. Ugh
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (HALdu)
Rush and Donald?
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (LaluL)
Shelter in place people can kiss. my. ass.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LASue
Violating curfew IS tantamount to murder! Mass-murder! You will lay waste to the elderly by sneezing on them all!
As punishment, we will lock you in a cell with two dozen old hobos.
Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (N9G0H)
Gonna pick up a couple more 30 packs tomorrow myself cause sooner or later that stuff is going to be as gone as the food is now.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG)
I bought 3 handles of vodka and a bunch of beer. I figure a run on booze is next.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (7bcfy)
That sound you hear is a mass exodus upstate and into Jersey for every person who can get out.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
Pretty sure my SiL and her husband beat feet for their country place north of the city as soon as the SHTF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Hell forget sending checks. People can't eat checks.
Oh and did I mention that after 2 months of this virus having it's way within our borders that we reached the 100 death toll mark?
Posted by: Drider at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (R/UH9)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (HALdu)
Rush and Donald?
Posted by: LASue at March
me and my wife.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (fjX/+)
Tell him to take that damn mask off.
V for Vendetta was not a great film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (d1uFV)
Coronavirus doctor says lung scans for young patients were 'nothing short of terrifying'
Every doctor I have seen on television ranges from "extremely concerned" to "terrified".
Between the sanctimony, Draconian suggestions and finger-wagging, of course.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (LpjIG)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (ONvIw)
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I had no recollection of the song growing up. My awareness of it stems entirely from the (truncated) version used in "Wayne's World."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
I couldn't quite decide if being close the the Depot was a good thing, or a bad thing.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:34 PM (e284m)
It's family land on my wife's side for over 100 years.
My FIL worked at the Depot for over 25 years, I think. Had to go contract labor for his final working years, but still receives the health benefits after retirement.
They did almost shut it down during the Owebama years, but it survived. They did a LOT of refurbishing of tanks and humvees during Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Bananas
Chicken (plenty of beef and pork to choose from...which I can't use)
Bread...still some available but not the usual stock
Dried beans
Sugar (gone!...don't ask me why)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (cF8AT)
on the phone with my brother, SC, he said he just got back from store and the grocer said they don't know when or if they will be getting chicken in any time soon - I guess he cannot find out. So my brother bought a lot of the whole roasts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (7ZQe3)
2009. Entered the hospital with full-on pneumonia and a collapsed lung,
barely able to breathe at all. A week in the hospital on some pretty
heavy duty antibiotics and another month before I was more-or-less fully
recovered.
This is a bad fucking cold. Nothing more. If you think that's "dismissive" then fine.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (DU2N9)
OK, so it's a bad cold that, if you in particular get it, will likely take you out. No offense.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (CPk08)
Every doctor I have seen on television ranges from "extremely concerned" to "terrified".
Between the sanctimony, Draconian suggestions and finger-wagging, of course.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (LpjIG)
Medical Doctors are some of the worst virtue signalers on the plane.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: not so
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Yeah. I know I bailed out. That place sucked.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (YPJrZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)
He's an idiot, but not a the megatonnage levels of Mayor DeBullshit is...such an order would be an extinction event for the current NY political power structure.
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (32YRo)
Now they see their chance....
Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (BJKQV)
You could just tell JJ to meet you at Yama (original) and be in and out of the city in under 30 minutes.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm quite a bit older and I remember wondering why anyone was listening to it.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (ONvIw)
Or, at a minimum, make a real effort to live below their means.
I believe this is also part of the panic.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (ufFY8)
I, for one, look forward to the videos of New Yorkers singing to one another out of their high-rise windows.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
I look forward the the stories of them hurling their shit bucket contents from the 30th floor.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
The Jets vs the Sharks?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (CqE5x)
And first death in SC today, Lexington nursing home, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (ONvIw)
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I had no recollection of the song growing up. My awareness of it stems entirely from the (truncated) version used in "Wayne's World."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (cfSRQ)
My sister remembers, in 1976 when I was in high school and she was in 7th grade, she became the coolest kid in her class because I not only listened to it constantly, I forced her to memorize all of the lyrics and repeat them back to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kraki at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (TNa9O)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (7bcfy)
Dang. Reminds me, we're out of Tito's. And I wouldn't mind picking up some tequila blanco, either. I'm not going out till tomorrow, though. Going to hit Publix early after they've restocked, then the liquor store.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Should NBA players get a check?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 04:30 PM (CqE5x)
To be fair, while I basically said, sure send me a check I don't think its a very good idea. IE
But if you're sending a check to every citizen of the country, at least I know what happened to that 850 billion, and all of those people have paid taxes in some form.
But now we have a 1 trillion dollar stimulus, and roughly 250 billion of it has been detailed. The rest? Who fucking knows.
Do I think a dude making a million dollars deserves a thousand dollar federal check?
I don't think I deserve a thousand dollar federal check. (I don't make a million a year or anything close to it)But if I get one, I don't see any reason why that guy shouldn't get some of his tax money back. Or anyone else, for that matter.
But what I want to know is where the rest of that money is going, because WTF?
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (LGM1R)
Wow. Dude.
Math major?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (8IOEj)
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Probably a lot of spoiled meat with freezer burn found 12 months from now.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (dUJdY)
Gonna be a Lot of freezer burned meat. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
more likely cussing to one another
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (5bxa0)
I'm thinking of them trying to make their way out past military death squads (alive or dead) in the tunnels like Larry Underwood did in The Stand.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (7s3Gx)
Bloomberg would fly in with his helicopter despite flight restrictions, amongst other transgressions.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (N39Ws)
Confirmed: 5853
Deaths: 97
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:27 PM (7s3Gx)
Well, Johns Hopkins says a lot of things!
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (CPk0
None taken. But you base this conclusion on... what, precisely? Because from what little we know it looks like unless you're 70+ and in ill health your recovery rate is north of 97%.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (DU2N9)
A Kentucky novel coronavirus patient checked himself out of the hospital against medical advice. So to prevent him from spreading the virus, officials are surrounding his house to keep him there.
The 53-year-old man in Nelson County refused to quarantine himself after testing positive for Covid-19, Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear said.
Nelson County officials "forced an isolation" on the man, one of the first 20 confirmed Covid-19 cases in the state.
"It's a step I hoped that I'd never have to take," Beshear said in a conference on Saturday. "But I can't allow one person who we know has this virus to refuse to protect their neighbors."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (ufFY8)
Do they KNOW there haven't been other deaths due to the Wu-flu, previous to all of this panic?
Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)
Oh no. Pritzker is really going to shut the state down now. If he could reach his schwantz he'd be jerking off over making life even more miserable here
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (WnE1z)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (DU2N9)
People keep pointing to the "alarm" that virologists and infectious disease Dr. are displaying over this...quit asking them about it. As one wag on another conservative website suggests - "never ask a barber if you need a haircut."
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (32YRo)
Ah, as I forewarned, the dreaded fake news Grim Milestone is beginning to emerge...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (9yd8J)
That was the first thing I bought
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (5bxa0)
was telling her that outside of state travel is about to become very limited. This was just the other day. So the 72 hr window an earlier poster mentioned may very well become true.
Posted by: Osama Bin PorkChop at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (61BD9)
My boss said his kids cannot go to their dorms to retrieve their stuff at Baylor University (Waco, TX). Online classes only for rest of semester.
Posted by: Glenn John at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (LilNs)
Jamie and Claire are the Forrest Gump of Scotland / France / Carribean / America
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (q1Pj5)
But her Tits!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:07 PM (90T4r)
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She hasn't shown 'em in a while. I think we got some of her redheaded daughter, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, b
That show just got too weird with the constant gay prison rapey stuff; I stopped watching. Does it get better?
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (LaluL)
Did he have to take a nap right after, that fat lump of slobby goo?
Jeezus, how the hell dd that jagoff get to where he is. Unreal. Asshole ran for President!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (lg/F7)
would see what the meat department looked like. Practically nothing
left. Guy said the warehouse is empty.. hoping for a new shipment soon.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (dUJdY)
We're gonna need a bigger abattoir.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (q1Pj5)
As one wag on another conservative website suggests - "never ask a barber if you need a haircut."
Indeed.
Never ask a Roofer how your roof is.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (YPJrZ)
Yep. And the CDC cranked out a stack of defective tests.
Anyways, best of luck to you all. I'm set on this end and we'll see how it all shakes out.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (rCwaK)
Two cases reported in Beaufort today, where son's girlfriend lives. One in Sun City.
Still no cases here in Savannah/Chatham County, but after the out-of-town partiers pub-crawling all over town, I'm sure we'll see cases here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Don't like Cuomo either - but he dropped a "people are over reacting" quote a couple days ago as well.
So - not completely bat shit insane ?
Posted by: Man is Retarded at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (71st6)
Now they see their chance....
Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (BJKQV)
Think of all the junkies and boozers. If "shelter in place" means what it sounds like, which it probably won't, the addicts are going to be like zombie vampires within 24 hours of the order.
I don't know how you keep that from exploding.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (hku12)
It's not gay if you are in prison or at sea.
Posted by: The Navy at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (fjX/+)
Indeed.
Never ask a Roofer how your roof is.
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Never ask a Hunter Biden if you want to do a little blow.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (sX1BW)
precisely? Because from what little we know it looks like unless you're
70+ and in ill health your recovery rate is north of 97%.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:40 PM (DU2N9)
Other risk factors include smoking and pre-existing cardiopulmonary disease. If you had H1N1 then your lungs are almost certainly scarred. Do you want to know how I know that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (CPk08)
Before I saw Wayne's world, I never knew that anybody else would drive out to sit at the end of the runway and watch the planes come in, 50 feet over my head. Nobody ever told me to do that, I just always thought it was the coolest thing in the world, at that age.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (ZOHau)
was telling her that outside of state travel is about to become very limited. This was just the other day. So the 72 hr window an earlier poster mentioned may very well become true.
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My info comes from a very thinly sourced National Guard member who was called up. Could be BS...or not. I cannot verify.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (ONvIw)
A guess? It will be an amped up version of VDH's 'two Californias' -- the exempt from regulation/prosecution/expectation of any desire to be a lawful citizen will continue their lawless ways; the law-abiding, tax-paying, regulation observant types will be harassed, fined, arrested at a higher rate. because: Health CRISIS!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
Yeah, there were some packages of pre-seasoned chicken breasts and things like that but no packages of thighs/legs/breasts/wings.
I wish I could have bought a bunch of roasts but I'd have to eat them all myself. Hmmm....maybe I'll go back.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (cF8AT)
We sold something like 30,000 cartons yesterday. The food will get to the stores.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (7bcfy)
years, but it survived. They did a LOT of refurbishing of tanks and
humvees during Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
We went up to Texarkana on our last trip out 2 weeks ago because the wife had never been there. Saw lots of surplus gear stacked in little out of the way places all along Rt 67. Big Iron, not just empty ammo shipping crates.
Once we have something more than a clear spot in the trees we'll have to invite y'all down. Unless ya like camping, sans water, and 'facilities'.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (e284m)
within our borders that we reached the 100 death toll mark?
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B, but, muh exponential growth
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (LaluL)
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Hasn't been any of that in like 4 seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (zZbCU)
Indeed.
Never ask a Roofer how your roof is.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (9yd8J)
Never ask a shoeshine guy if you need a shine.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (q1Pj5)
was telling her that outside of state travel is about to become very limited. This was just the other day. So the 72 hr window an earlier poster mentioned may very well become true.
Posted by: Osama Bin PorkChop at March 17, 2020 04:41 PM (61BD9)
EVERYONE has a friend of a friend who is in the government and knows stuff. They all report the same thing that everyone who actually is in government debunks. Funny that.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (LaluL)
within our borders that we reached the 100 death toll mark?
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B, but, muh exponential growth
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Two weeks. Then you will see.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (sX1BW)
What's pissing me off is we're not seeing the "face" of Wuhan Flu, because that face is chinese and iranian.
I heard this Crowder; don't know if it's true, but he said he heard most cases in NYC can be traced back to a single Iranian piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (9yd8J)
**************
Yeah he knows full well NY is only at a gentle kind of communism stage, not the hardcore gulag right up your ass siberian prison kind of communism stage that DeBlasio thinks they are.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 04:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (ZOHau)
If you want alot of that head on over to GLP.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (P4A86)
This is what happens when the public is simultaneously getting scientific messages about the pandemic AND political messages about the pandemic AND MSM shit-stirring messages about the pandemic AND social media rumor mongering about the pandemic.
I don't think anyone should be trying to argue over "facts" when the facts aren't all known yet.
Posted by: Hands at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (786Ro)
on the phone with my brother, SC, he said he just got back from store and the grocer said they don't know when or if they will be getting chicken in any time soon - I guess he cannot find out. So my brother bought a lot of the whole roasts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU)
If you chose to do that, hoard an item, you should commit to eating nothing but that one meal until it runs out. No getting bored two days later to go buy something different.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)
Never ask a shoeshine guy if you need a shine.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Never ask Ace if he wants the day off.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (P4A86)
within our borders that we reached the 100 death toll mark?
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B, but, muh exponential growth
Posted by: Methos
Doubling every two days. Why aren't we at 50,000 infected?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (qjfjx)
The entire fucking UN is there.
It's pretty much the St Louis of International Vecotrs.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (CPk0
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H2N3 is the same. My lungs burned for months after getting knocked on my ass for two weeks. They are still easily irritated.
But.... Im told by my betters than flu isnt respiratory.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (nw6Hr)
We sell fresh vegetables. The markets are rising with huge demand. Also Yuma couldn't harvest because of rain.
We sold something like 30,000 cartons yesterday. The food will get to the stores.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (7bcfy)
Gotta say, the last 3 times I've been into a store, produce was the ONLY area that wasn't filled with empty or half empty shelves. Lots of fresh food. Guess it's too hard to do if they can't just pour water on it and let it sit for 2 minutes.
Thank you!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (CPk0
Well I'm guessing has nothing to do with your nic.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
Heard that from Hannity via Joel Pollak.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (P4A86)
When bananas go bad...
Posted by: Anna Puma
You make banana bread!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 04:42 PM (YPJrZ)
banana bread
I'm making some tomorrow.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rickb223
They may very well be there and either don't know it or aren't telling.
Almost nothing that has come out of China on this Covid-19 can be believed, at face value.
Which doesn't mean that things can't be learned from what has happened there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: The shrieking media at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)
He's an idiot, but not a the megatonnage levels of Mayor DeBullshit is...such an order would be an extinction event for the current NY political power structure.
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (32YRo)
And that is an important point. Politicians are reacting with political thoughts to a viral crisis, they're going all Governor LePetomaine on this, something must be done! Immediately! Immediately! Immediately! harrumph! Harumph!
The people I see about me aren't acting like that at all, they seem pretty calm and are just rolling with the disruptions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (f5eF4)
Not true. Most have roaches and rats in there.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (fjX/+)
EVERYONE has a friend of a friend who is in the government and knows stuff. They all report the same thing that everyone who actually is in government debunks. Funny that.
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I actually agree with you. But so much has happened in such a brief period of time that it is not beyond belief anymore.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (cF8AT)
I bought the very last roast in the meat case yesterday, and the only other meats left were three legs of lamb. Zero chicken, pork, or beef. Still plenty of seafood, though.
I've got the roast in the crockpot making "Baja Pot Roast." Smells wonderful.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
So diBlahblahBlasio will allow take out or delivery?
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Marcus T at March
Yes.
that is what is insane about deblasio, you can't do that since nobody has any food.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (HALdu)
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Indeed.
Never ask a Roofer how your roof is.
Posted by: Soothsayer,
Never ask your commenters how your shelves are.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (DMUuz)
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Well that depends, is he on track 29?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (+dsLj)
Nada. Not even the free-range organic ones.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (vcOmj)
#1 thing the Chinese have done right is to kick all the NYT and WaPo reporters out of the country. Wish we could do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (qjfjx)
We'll be Italy in ten days. I learned that shit here.
I feel like Cool Hand Luke. Wish some folks would just quit doin' me so many favors.
Posted by: Man is Retarded at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (71st6)
Thank you!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (e284m)
The stores around here are wiped bare of all produce. No lettuce, onions, potatoes. It's crazy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Some animals are created more equal than others.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (KxVoZ)
Mike Hammer, a very cromulent point.
When bananas go bad...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (ZOHau)
A banana once bit my sister.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega old man with with his tonic and gin at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Vy7tf)
I'm making some tomorrow.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)
Same here! I'm making chocolate peanut butter loaves for husband's office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Not true. Most have roaches and rats in there.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (fjX/+)
I see a headline in the future: "DeBlasio orders Shelter in Place; Cats and Dogs hardest hit!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)
At a nearby Walmart, fruits and vegetables were reasonably plentiful.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (32YRo)
Once we have something more than a clear spot in the trees we'll have to invite y'all down. Unless ya like camping, sans water, and 'facilities'.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (e284m)
I don't have issue with that at all. We live in DFW, but FIL lives out there and we do visit occasionally.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March
NY did fine in sandy
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (P4A86)
356 queen is a whiny bunch of fags.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (HALdu)
They were a bunch of whiny fags. They're 1 short of a bunch now.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (JP4mP)
Heh. I heard that one, but when I went to college in New England (grew up in CO) it was the weirdest thing to go to a party and have everyone singing along to Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." I had never heard it before then -- and I had done the midnight Rocky Horror Picture Show thing, so I knew Meatloaf existed.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Damn...wish I could make that. Sounds yummy!
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (qjfjx)
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If you double every day.... it takes 21 days to pass 1 million.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (cF8AT)
Cut into stew meat and pressure can it. Ever so tender, and makes home made beef stew a snap.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (GdJ+p)
Posted by: Soothsayer
There are no cases (at this time) in West Virginia.
You can make jokes about W. Virginia, but I would wager because there is little international travel into and out of W. Virginia.
A friend of my wife thinks the Covid-19 virus was in Seattle last fall, and she got it (lives in Seattle suburbs). She works in a health care field, and is not ignorant.
Seattle, like Vancouver, has a lot of rich Chinese that go in and out of there all the time, because they have purchased houses there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (vcOmj)
Stop threadjacking!!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (9yd8J)
You're new here, I see...
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Amy "Kurt" Schumer at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (DMUuz)
Tom Brady is gonna be Winston Salem's backup QB?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (9yd8J)
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Its amazing how obesity goes up with each passing crisis. Almost as if they aren't crises.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (sX1BW)
banana bread
I'm making some tomorrow.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (vEIlU)
Same here! I'm making chocolate peanut butter loaves for husband's office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Mrs. DIG made some the other day.
Still have a loaf left. Thanks for reminding me.
I'm hungry now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega old man with with his tonic and gin at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Vy7tf)
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All of our global associates who work in Manila have been granted equipment to work from home.
Now they don't need to commute for 3 hours each way. I'm sure they're happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (zZbCU)
. . . and there will be some very creative YouTube videos made by bored shut-ins!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)"
You know that NYC Chinese food? Yeah, that's not chicken.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:38 PM (fjX/+)
If I am leading the rescue party for JJ, we're meeting in the Village at the White Horse for a couple of snorts first.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
That sounds delicious.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (P4A86)
Oh, it is! But husband is type 1 diabetic, and we're doing low-carb. I let the bananas ripen until they're black. Makes incredible banana bread of any kind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (Lg/Uq)
You can make jokes about W. Virginia, but I would wager because there is little international travel into and out of W. Virginia.
A friend of my wife thinks the Covid-19 virus was in Seattle last fall, and she got it (lives in Seattle suburbs). She works in a health care field, and is not ignorant.
Seattle, like Vancouver, has a lot of rich Chinese that go in and out of there all the time, because they have purchased houses there.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March
The thing about the wv jokes is covid is showing the good thing about restricting your sex partners to immediate family.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer
A doc who went back to Iran for a visit. I doubt it though, I assume plenty went to Italy to ski or visit museums and such.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (ONvIw)
I can just hear Bigfoot the Mayor whining in that irritating voice of his that all the restaurants are closed and he cant get his favorite pizza.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)
You lazy Reporter! No propaganda fast enough! You go now!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (f5eF4)
Since I do not have braids of garlic and mirrors to hang on my doors I am woefully unprepared.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (zr5Kq)
I feel like Cool Hand Luke. Wish some folks would just quit doin' me so many favors.
Posted by: Man is Retarded
We're at 5,000. We should be at 50,000 since Saturday. 5,000, 10,000, 20,000, 40,000. Then days from now... 80,000, 160,000, 320,000, 640,000, 1.28 million - in 10 days.
That's exponential. Doubling every two days.
Hell, third world China is still stuck at 80,000.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (ZOHau)
So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (zZbCU)
Stardate 3764.2 - On planet Omicron Delta IV, also known as "Wayne's World"....
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says
This.
Not being allowed to make our own choices about our well-being is not going to go well here in red, fly-over country. I*m fit to be tied!
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (+FPkr)
So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (zZbCU)
My man ! Picard ??
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (1CjJc)
Wish I could...well, I CAN but hubby can't eat beef or pork or else we'd be at the ER...picking up some WuhanFlu.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (rCwaK)
Really think the National Guard should be screening people going in and out of nursing homes, senior living centers, etc. Check their temperature, sanitize their hands, ask them to keep their distance. We don't want to see many pop-up repeats of Kirkland.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (zqs/f)
national geographic excerpt on coronavirus
During the third phase, lung damage continues to build--which can result in respiratory failure. Even if death doesn't occur, some patients survive with permanent lung damage. According to the WHO, SARS punched holes in the lungs, giving them "a honeycomb-like appearance"--and these lesions are present in those afflicted by novel coronavirus, too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)
We're still neighbors, we're over in Carrollton. No kin 'east' of us till you get to the coast and head north and east into what I affectionately call hell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (cF8AT)
Bummer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (1CjJc)
After tomorrow, I don't have to go anywhere for several days. I intend to intersperse working at home with putzing.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (bGY3H)
Tom Brady is gone?
That sucks. He wasn't a left wing piece of shit, which is the nicest thing I can say about a pro athlete.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
It's from All Recipes. Pretty easy, and I somehow managed to snag the last little bag of baby potatoes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (zqs/f)
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I got a call from the retirement home mom is in and they are no longer allowing visitors.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (+dsLj)
Had that when I was like 16 months old. They took out 2/3 of my left lung.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (fjX/+)
The Spanish Flu seemed perfectly designed to dig its hooks into human lungs and reproduce.
So this is part of any flu virus modus operandi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ZOHau)
"As a Michigander" trending on Twitter. With all the ignorant sheep praising our totalitarian Gov. Whitmer for shutting down the state and crushing the economy over 2 cases of a virus no more dangerous than seasonal flu. Unreal...
https://bit.ly/2x9bbAz
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ONvIw)
So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM
It's like there's a covenant...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (DMUuz)
That sucks. He wasn't a left wing piece of shit, which is the nicest thing I can say about a pro athlete.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (9yd8J)
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I think Brady was asked about his MAGA hat and told the person that President Trump is his friend.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (ARm/c)
So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (zZbCU)
My man ! Picard ??
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM
***
THERE ARE FOUR THREADS!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (e284m)
Shit. I work in Carrollton, when I have to go in.
We can hang out any time, really.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
SARS and MERS were Corona viruses; it's the shape of the virus, as seen by electron microscopy. Covid-19 is more infectious than either.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (fjX/+)
and then what did you do?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March
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Received an email from my range/gun shop a bit ago and they have shut down the range until further notice.
Not because of any governmental orders or even as a preventative to the virus spread but rather, the sales floor is slammed and they need the entire staff to take care of ammo/weapons purchases.
Honestly, that wrinkle surprised me.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
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THAT is what should be mandatory. If Covid 19 is doubly hard on seppressed seniors, why are we NOT focused on those statistically at risk.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
the damage to internal organs and the lungs has been reported for a while now. Months
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)
Other risk factors include smoking and pre-existing cardiopulmonary
disease. If you had H1N1 then your lungs are almost certainly scarred.
Do you want to know how I know that?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:43 PM (CPk0
Well I'm guessing has nothing to do with your nic.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 04:46 PM (DU2N9)
Meh, who knows. I might not be such an alcoholic.....In any event, I look at a lot of dead person lungs. If you have had a bad case of the flu, you can get significant scarring, even if it doesn't show much on scans. If you just got alveolar disease and it got cleared quick its OK, but if you had widespread bronchiolar and alveolar disease, that can lad to serious trouble down the road when mr random streetwalking virus comes calling again.
I can't tell what's going to happen to anyone, and who knows, you might get this and barely have a sniffle. But you might not. Personally, I wouldn't chance it. Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (CPk08)
Sat there while the nurse wiped my ass then sucked on some tit, I guess? It was like 27 years ago, man.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (fjX/+)
...at least until the knives come out during Vespers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicilian_Vespers
Posted by: Matthew H Iskra at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (0MpOC)
We can hang out any time, really.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Ya like German food? Ever been to the Bavarian Grill in Plano?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (e284m)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ONvIw)
Damn. I watched my mother's sister die a slow death from that. She developed it after having radiation treatment for a small area of breast cancer. And she never smoked.
Jeebus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (ptqGC)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
Probably close to the same number of people who die from lightening strikes. Certainly less than die from drunk driving.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (vVOK2)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (ZOHau
I sure hope you mean Long Island, Sister!
We don't cotton to stock-broker types in R.I.
Except the Governor, of course.
Posted by: RI Red at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (ZVQcg)
SOCIAL DISTANCING
Please stop going to the beach, restaurants, riding your bikes in packs of people. Ormond Beach People, STOP BEING SELFISH! No one wants your germs. Stop complaining about everything closing. Don*t go to the gyms. That*s just gross. Stop going to visit your friends and taking your grubby little children to birthday parties. Stop buying crap in bulk. Your own selfishness is killing someone else. That*s on you. Do the things you HAVE to do. No one has to go out to eat. Dumb
Someone challenged her about {grubby children}. Her response:
Children carry diseases. It*s just a known fact. They don*t have the knowledge or foresight to wash correctly. They are dangerous, just like the fleas of the bubonic plague.
My thoughtful contribution:
Hair on fire! Hair on fire! Everyone do things MY way or you're a dumb ol* poopyhead!!
Jeeze, lighten up already. If you don*t want to go out, don*t go out. That simple. If people are buying CRAP in bulk, then you*re obviously too wise to be affected because you wouldn*t be buying any.
My {grubby little children} (if I still had any who were little) would be in the group least affected by the disease as well as the least able to understand why they can*t have their birthday party when Johnny and Jessica had theirs last month. And I*d make sure when you get older and are looking for help that they knew your opinion of them back when you were in YOUR prime
As for going to the gym being {just gross}, let*s just examine your life and see what disgusting little habits YOU have, shall we? Lest you misunderstand, I find {gym} to be a four-letter word and am about the farthest from a gym rat I can imagine
You are certainly allowed to voice your opinion on things, but others are also free to point and laugh at the crazy cat lady, hair ablaze, running around in circles and screaming. Have a great day.
And I hope nobody*s grubby little children ruin it by bringing you hot food or groceries.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (KXHve)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)
They were out of chicken and it's a main staple, as is for me.
He has tons of venison, he hunts. And he just caught a bunch of fish on Sunday, which they eat fresh from the water (sheephead and red snapper).
They normally eat what they hunt or fish. But chicken...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
This is an arithmetic progression, each value is being multiplied by 2.
The cases in Pennsylvania are not multiplying exponentially according to Cat Ass Trophy's definition.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (kgQKM)
happened in the book. (I haven't read them, but I did read the
Wikipedia synopsis, and declined to watch for that reason)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 17, 2020 04:28 PM (OuZMr)
I have read the book. It was in the book.
Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (9yd8J)
Mr. 30 interceptions? - not going to be starting...
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (fjX/+)
A day ending in -y.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (1CjJc)
Remember how journalists and actors are the lowest on the medical care rationing totem pole?
Well, put DeBlasio under even them on that list.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (vVOK2)
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Oh dude.... you posted YESTERDAYS data.
Thats a banning.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM (e284m)
Am part German and have been to Oktoberfest in a few towns, but have never been there. Good stuff, I take it?
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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St. Patricks Day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (YPJrZ)
go around buying up shit whiskey, stick it in a warehouse, make a special edition 30 year old whiskey for $1000s.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Vic at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (mpXpK)
Still have a loaf left. Thanks for reminding me.
I'm hungry now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (ufFY
banana bread freezes really well too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (vEIlU)
""As a Michigander" trending on Twitter. "
There are a lot of dumbassed Commies in Michigan.
The hefty little rich girl, pampered and privileged her entire life, incompetent beyond Granholm standards, is a joke.
What the hell does she know about anything. The state is a joke.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (lg/F7)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM
Imma about to jump on a teleconf and just popped the first Haufbrau.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Hair on fire! Hair on fire! Everyone do things MY way or you're a dumb ol* poopyhead!!
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I would have gone with the more subtle "Fuck Off"
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (sX1BW)
Cat Ass Trophy, I am following you and understand you are posting here as a professional, so I'm taking you seriously. However this tactic above is not helpful.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (kgQKM)
I hear the barbecued panzerschwein is to die for.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Should've blown the bridge to the mainland.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (YPJrZ)
Viruses does not like Italians for some reason.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (vcOmj)
Where did you see that info?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (nw6Hr)
I can't tell what's going to happen to anyone, and who knows, you might get this and barely have a sniffle. But you might not. Personally, I wouldn't chance it. Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (CPk0
Appreciate you being a good sport, amigo.
I can only assume the collapsed lung left quite a bit of scarring. Sorta comes with the territory as it was explained to me.
Still, you have to live your life. I'm stuck in the house for work (office closed effective today) and I have an autistic 22-year old who needs "activities" and "outdoor" time, and I really, really need to try to minimize his disruptions.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (DU2N9)
Why would a country trust a woman who has an iodine deficiency? Someone should tell her to eat more seaweed for cripes sake.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (LWu6U)
Ya like German food? Ever been to the Bavarian Grill in Plano?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 04:57 PM
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Do they have pork schnitzel? Cause I absolutely love me some pork schnitzel if it is done right with a mound of fired potatoes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (JUOKG)
SOCIAL DISTANCING
Please stop going to the beach, restaurants, riding your bikes in
packs of people. Ormond Beach People, STOP BEING SELFISH! No one wants
your germs. Stop complaining about everything closing. Don*t go to the
gyms. That*s just gross. Stop going to visit your friends and taking
your grubby little children to birthday parties. Stop buying crap in
bulk. Your own selfishness is killing someone else. That*s on you. Do
the things you HAVE to do. No one has to go out to eat. Dumb
Someone challenged her about {grubby children}. Her response:
Children carry diseases. It*s just a known fact. They don*t have the
knowledge or foresight to wash correctly. They are dangerous, just like
the fleas of the bubonic plague.
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Sounds exactly like a crazy bitch on our Nextdoor. My husband decided to step on the ant hill and mess with her. Didn't go over well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (ptqGC)
Really think the National Guard should be screening people going in and
out of nursing homes, senior living centers, etc. Check their
temperature, sanitize their hands, ask them to keep their distance. We
don't want to see many pop-up repeats of Kirkland.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 04:53 PM (zqs/f)
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I got a call from the retirement home mom is in and they are no longer allowing visitors.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
The rehab facility where my mother is (FL) locked down last wednesday.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
last time I made walnuts and chocolate chips
I might go pecan plus chocolate this time
A treat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega old man with with his tonic and gin at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (Vy7tf)
Mr. 30 interceptions? - not going to be starting...
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (32YRo)
I WAS a Buc's fan. Then they drafted THAT shitheel.
Then the whole kneeling thing......
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
"As a Michigander" trending on Twitter. With all the ignorant sheep praising our totalitarian Gov. Whitmer for shutting down the state and crushing the economy over 2 cases of a virus no more dangerous than seasonal flu. Unreal...
https://bit.ly/2x9bbAz
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM
As a Michiganian, I think she stinks. So does the "assistant governor" Attorney General Nessel.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (/+bwe)
totalitarian Gov. Whitmer for shutting down the state and crushing the
economy over 2 cases of a virus no more dangerous than seasonal flu.
Unreal...
https://bit.ly/2x9bbAz
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (Do5/p)
Ugh. I had to close that down after the first few tweets.
Nothing like slamming food service workers and small businesses.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (ufFY8)
Honestly, that wrinkle surprised me.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (Y4EXg)
This I have no problem with.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (vVOK2)
I know this sounds weird but I'm glad my mom is not alive to see all this crap. I know when they thought I had Cdif I couldn't go visit her for over a week. It killed her for me not to be there. Plus, she would be so terrified right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
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THAT is what should be mandatory. If Covid 19 is doubly hard on seppressed seniors, why are we NOT focused on those statistically at risk.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (nw6Hr)
It is. We were called last week from MIL's nursing home. First call was they were restricting visitors and requested that resident only go out IF necessary.
Called back the next do to say "No one in or out." I'm sure the staff go in and out so it's not full proof but...the residents can't, nor can they have visitors.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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They will compensate by having *you* pay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (YPJrZ)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (CPk0
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Hmm, I wonder where I stand.
Asthma.
Early stages of Emphysema.
Several bouts of pneumonia as youngster.
Valley Fever a couple of years ago.
However, not over 75.
I suspect I qualify as high risk.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (ARm/c)
This all so fucking absurd.
The flu infects upwards of 60 million Americans a year and causes upwards of 20 thousand deaths a year.
The numbers we are talking about with Mexican Beer Virus are vanishingly minute to be causing a global panic which has us on the cusp of martial fucking law in some states.
This is fucking madness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (FVrDO)
For most, like the flu it will be a minor inconvenience of an illness. Others are going to die a slow miserable death, and if we dont slow it down the numbers will make the 2017 flu look like childsplay. I'm not saying freak the fuck out, but it is stupid to be dismissive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM, COVID Exposed at March 17, 2020 04:25 PM (dNzKv)
ARDS has an associated death rate of between 35 and 50%. Why is the mortality with this virus not catastrophically higher, then?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Omega old man with with his tonic and gin at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (Vy7tf)
Viruses does not like Italians for some reason.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (+dsLj)
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Extended nuclear families living under the same roof.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 17, 2020 04:36 PM (7bcfy)
Dang.
Reminds me, we're out of Tito's. And I wouldn't mind picking up some
tequila blanco, either. I'm not going out till tomorrow, though. Going
to hit Publix early after they've restocked, then the liquor store.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
My local safeway was out, the liquor isle looked about the same as the paper product or pasta isle. The run on booze is on in the Bay Area. They have Tito's in the giant bottle there for $28, the regular bottle is $18. Don't need math for that one. But, they were out of Tito's. One bottle left of Round Rock (Tito's wannabe) so grabbed it.
Already got the Guinness for muh corned beef dinner. But if I'm stuck indoors for 2 weeks I'm going to need to kill some brain cells.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (786Ro)
Threadjacking?
So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 04:51 PM (zZbCU)
My man ! Picard ??
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 04:52 PM (zr5Kq)
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Remember when it was 'daring' for Jonah Goldberg and his loser pals to 'hijack' The Corner and talk about geek stuff?
Wow! What hip 'bad boys' of conservatism!
Turns out they were just nerd losers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Re this exponential stuff. Again, it's only the *initial phase* of the infection curve that is exponential, during the period when the total infections are an insignificant fraction of the total population.
It slows down once that fraction becomes appreciable.
And when you add all the complications that the simple equations don't consider, even that initial exponential becomes just a polynomial with a high exponent.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (YPJrZ)
It was cancelled here, even the mass at the Cathedral. Still, tourons showed up to get their drunk on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
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Its amazing how obesity goes up with each passing crisis. Almost as if they aren't crises.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 04:50 PM (sX1BW)
True story, during the siege of Leningrad, fat people died of starvation quicker than thin people.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 05:02 PM (hku12)
.. Stop going to visit your friends and taking your grubby little children to birthday parties.
Whoa, is this a broad? I want to marry her!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 05:02 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (vcOmj)
I have read that MERS is much less infectious and SARS is probably more infectious.
Infectious=easily spread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (dLLD6)
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead!
*raises glass*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (cfSRQ)
He could buy some gear for his office...he wants the gym.
Probably rent Boyz.
*Spit*
Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (k8Kog)
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Depends on how much I cared about them.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (sX1BW)
Oh for Christ sake.
As a Michigander, I ALSO stand & applaud w/ my Governor (
@GovWhitmer
). A strong women and REAL leader for our state for this ongoing pandemic. As for you Trump, you've going after a real women that's helping this country that you do exactly doing NOTHING but harm more Americans.
Sammy Sutter?????
@sambbyboy
Michigander ? Bisexual Femboy ? Independent voter ? Video Game Nerd ? He/Him
Madison Heights, MIcuriouscat.me/sambabyboyBorn 1999Joined June 2015
Pure Michigan. You can go look, you can only expect insanity.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (lg/F7)
I mean, I know I necessarily had to be 16 months old at some point, but I don't know where that falls on the Kid scale? 2nd grade?
I do know my Dad said I was eating normal food in recovery.
According to him they tried to feed me Farina and I threw it at them. So he went and got me a Turkey Club from the deli down the street.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (fjX/+)
SOCIAL DISTANCING
Please stop going to the beach, restaurants, riding your bikes in packs of people. Ormond Beach People, STOP BEING SELFISH! No one wants your germs. Stop complaining about everything closing. Don*t go to the gyms. That*s just gross. Stop going to visit your friends and taking your grubby little children to birthday parties. Stop buying crap in bulk. Your own selfishness is killing someone else. That*s on you. Do the things you HAVE to do. No one has to go out to eat. Dumb
Someone challenged her about {grubby children}. Her response:
Children carry diseases. It*s just a known fact. They don*t have the knowledge or foresight to wash correctly. They are dangerous, just like the fleas of the bubonic plague.
somebody has not had a good surprise analing for some time.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)
They do have tourism there, but that's mostly a summer thing, I think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (tLWGd)
I have to brave the wastelands tomorrow in search of peanut butter, fresh veggies, bagels, cream cheese and beer. I already have the smoked salmon. It's tasty.
As y'all were.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (YPJrZ)
Whoa, is this a broad? I want to marry her!
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If there are a lot less children birthday parties after this episode, then maybe it will have all been worth it.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 17, 2020 04:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
I sent an email to our illustrious coward of a mayor asking him if he is going to personally fund all of the missing paychecks for the folks he is putting out of work.
I'm sure he will get right on that.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to telework, but it's no picnic with a government computer with government connectivity or lack thereof. Can't even use most of my software remotely. So, not much getting done. However, the music selections are much better at home than in the office. So there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM
We did the same last week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (+dsLj)
Lots of hugging and kissing, even among acquaintances.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (tLWGd)
Wow! What hip 'bad boys' of conservatism!
Turns out they were just nerd losers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Not really, no. I did not follow their activities and musings as close as some of us here.
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (zr5Kq)
I can only assume the collapsed lung left quite a bit of scarring. Sorta comes with the territory as it was explained to me.
Still, you have to live your life. I'm stuck in the house for work
(office closed effective today) and I have an autistic 22-year old who
needs "activities" and "outdoor" time, and I really, really need to try
to minimize his disruptions.
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (DU2N9)
Jeepers, yeah. Normalising things is gonna be difficult. Good luck to you.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (CPk08)
Depends on how much I cared about them.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:03 PM (sX1BW)
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Damn.... I thought MY response was harsh.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
Picking up meds at pharmacy now. No crowds here. TP here, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (CWvyb)
I hope Jerkowitz isn't planning on another term.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (1CjJc)
US CASES
Updated Mar 17 at 3:56 PM ET
Confirmed 5,711
Fatal 94
Recovered 17
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
I had all of the grubby neighborhood kids over for my son's birthday cake last night. Just as grubby as ever, and the cake was divine, so nothing but success.
Childless people have no idea, and really should just STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: BurtTC
Is true.
Posted by: Thin people, licking fingers at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (CWvyb)
Get me some.
I'll pay you.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
I had all of the grubby neighborhood kids over for my son's birthday cake last night. Just as grubby as ever, and the cake was divine, so nothing but success.
Childless people have no idea, and really should just STFU.
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Oh, I said that as a non-childless man.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (sX1BW)
Childless people have no idea, and really should just STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (vVOK2)
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There's a reason we washed our kids before bed.
People really need to get a grip.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (ARm/c)
I hope Jerkowitz isn't planning on another term.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 05:05 PM (tLWGd)
Y'know, I thought the little pissant was homosexual, but it turns out he has a wife. You could have knocked me over with a feather.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (vVOK2)
Besides the drama, I mean.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Would like to see someone ask her if she has her house regularly sprayed to kill off any disease bearing children that may be lurking about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (tmA71)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (FVrDO)
somebody has not had a good surprise analing for some time.
Posted by: not so at March 17, 2020
Her cats will enjoy feasting on her bilious corpse.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (CWvyb)
Posted by: SH
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I found out this week that in today's world, at many kid birthday parties, the hostess gives all attendees a gift bag so their feelings aren't hurt when the guest of honor opens his/hers presents.
We are doomed. This virus thing may be the least of our worries.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, he's the real deal - I used to work at EDS on Legacy and we'd go there for lunch. It's over at Parker and 75, west side. "Jurgend" is really from Bavaria, he's been in Plano since, oh, gotta be probably 1992 or so. Nice guy, always comes around and talks to ya. Good imported real German beer on tap. Stein club. Live music on Saturday nights. Can get crowded on weekend evenings if you think of going, call ahead to make sure you're not stuck in the 'beer hall'. That's nice too, but the restaurant section is nicer.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (e284m)
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (RU4sa)
Um, isn't outfuckingdoors kinda the safest place ot be around people?
What's the problem with going biking with other people??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (9yd8J)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (G2zl5)
Maybe he has a "wife" and his "wife" has a bull.
Yeah, he's got Low T written all over him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (tLWGd)
I know this sounds weird but I'm glad my mom is not alive to see all
this crap. I know when they thought I had Cdif I couldn't go visit her
for over a week. It killed her for me not to be there. Plus, she
would be so terrified right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 17, 2020 05:00 PM (dUJdY)
I was thinking the exact same thing. My mother lived in a retirement center in independent living, and they had assisted and nursing care. She'd be have been so afraid if I had been unable to visit her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Children carry diseases. It*s just a known fact. They don*t have the
knowledge or foresight to wash correctly. They are dangerous, just like
the fleas of the bubonic plague.
Would like to see someone ask her if she has her house regularly
sprayed to kill off any disease bearing children that may be lurking
about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (SchxB)
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We have this covered.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm seeing figures all over the map for R0 of both MERS and SARS. High and low.
They first thought it was as high as 3.5 for this Wu-Wu flu, but now put it in the range 2.0 - 2.5.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM (vVOK2)
Probably an old cat lady.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (G2zl5)
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And he won't notice for 2 hours.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (zZbCU)
Bastards.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (FVrDO)
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I'm offering 3 to 1 odds Ace banned himself again.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (ARm/c)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (+NdM9)
3c-body.php on line 55
It's a catchy subject, but the Comments section is missing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (Jdw1U)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (e284m)
"Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /home/ace/public_html/skins/1/3c-body.php on line 47"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (e284m)
I will definitely keep that in mind when this shit storm clears.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Children are massive vectors for disease.
Deny it all you want, but it is fact.
Yours may be well behaved and have had proper schooling in such matters...but in general they are ambulatory fomites.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (fjX/+)
Let's let that be our last memory of Bloomberg.
And so? God madeA CaliGirl.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (8IOEj)
539: when I first read about interstitial pneumonia with wuflu, I
wondered if some of these people had occupational exposures prior to
wflu. I usually heard about this with old guys with asbestos exposure
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:01 PM (ONvIw)
Pulmonary fibrosis can be due to a bunch of things, The key point here is that once you have bad lungs, it's easier to get worse, and the pattern of reaction to the coronavirus is fairly non-specific: it just looks like organizing airspace and interstitial disease (mostly airspace from some descriptions, but I haven't done enough homework to be sure of that).
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (CPk08)
Bastards.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2020 05:07 PM (FVrDO)
who knew all it took was an extra "
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (G2zl5)
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And he won't notice for 2 hours.
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This may be my greatest post effort. Let me just hit "send" and then I can take a well deserved break.
- Ace
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: blog doc at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (/LQkF)
While DiBolshevik and others are closing every venue they can because of COVID-19, the National Abortion Foundation is campaigning to keep the murder mills open.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (ZOHau)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (d1uFV)
That's the AoS version of the Bat Signal.
Someone send toilet paper, STAT.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 04:55 PM (vcOmj)
I have read that MERS is much less infectious and SARS is probably more infectious.
Infectious=easily spread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
2018-2019 Seasonal Flu - 35.5 million cases.
THAT'S infectious.
Oh, and 34,000 deaths from it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (qjfjx)
I'm about to go on a Recon. I will check out gas prices and supermarket customer density.
Do not threadjack while I'm gone.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (9yd8J)
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And it begins...
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (RU4sa)
No, just about that topic. I dearly love being schooled by a childless person about how I raise my son, and how he affects their worldview.
There are many topics upon which I am ignorant. I try not to pontificate about them, and ask questions instead.
No slur on childless people was meant by this, just the opinionated blather without which I can do very well.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (vVOK2)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (d1uFV)
Mine says line 57.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: blog doc blogger at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 04:56 PM (fjX/+)
Let me guess, you are currently 29 years old?
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (zqs/f)
in a retirement center in independent living, and they had assisted and
nursing care. She'd be have been so afraid if I had been unable to
visit her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
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My grandmother was in declining health and the kids had the usual sniffles, so we skipped the Easter visit because she was so frail.
She later said we should have come anyway. That was on her deathbed in August. By then she didn't want me to see how bad she was, so I stayed away.
Sometimes, no good options.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (cfSRQ)
It is equally possible they don't know how to spell COVID-19 and therefore ignore it.
That being said, there is an unsubstantiated claim pepperoni rolls are the cure.
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (3H9h1)
Have no idea how that will turn out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (ptqGC)
I didn't think it was possible to get older than 29?
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (1CjJc)
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'Skins'? 'Body'?
That has 'Hobos' written all over it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (YPJrZ)
Probably an old cat lady.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
Leave a load on her front porch during evening hours. Her shrieks would be heard in the next county over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (CWvyb)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 05:11 PM (9yd8J)
They just announced here locally, Prisma, which runs the Greenville County hospital system is going to dedicate one hospital to WuWu flu only.
The idea is to keep it out of the others, and concentrate the risk in one place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (rCwaK)
THAT'S infectious.
Oh, and 34,000 deaths from it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (qjfjx)
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2018 was a light flu season.
Go check 2017 numbers. That was the record setter.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (nw6Hr)
Not many over 65's go there, and it's not like they're worried about the health of the babies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (SchxB)
650 OMG, they're here! Get to the shelters! We'll hold out as long a
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (e284m)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (TdMsT)
This is an arithmetic progression, each value is being multiplied by 2.
The cases in Pennsylvania are not multiplying exponentially according to Cat Ass Trophy's definition.
Posted by: kallisto
======================
Yes.
Maybe displaying my math ignorance here, but wouldn't an exponential progression be something like 1 2 4 16 256 65536 etc ?
Posted by: Hands at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (d1uFV)
.. Stop going to visit your friends and taking your grubby little children to birthday parties.
Whoa, is this a broad? I want to marry her!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 17, 2020 05:02 PM (9yd8J)
Careful what you wish for....you may get it. Miss Scoldy McScolderson will find many things to scold you about.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 17, 2020 05:12 PM (4lzWT)
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It's a catchy subject, but the Comments section is missing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2020 05:09 PM (Jdw1U)
you read the content?
new here?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2020 05:13 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 17, 2020 05:13 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 17, 2020 05:13 PM (iztiu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
Yep, the assisted living place my mom is at is on lockdown. Unfortunately, that means a lot of the people that go in for exercise or entertainment can't go in either. My mom has dementia, and is apparently starting to get depressed now, she's got no idea what's going on and me not being able to visit isn't helping any. Really sucks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 17, 2020 05:14 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Damn it! Now you've gone and done it!
Nobody, outside of WV, knows that the pepperoni roll capital of the universe is there.
You've invited an infestation of furiners.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2020 05:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Childless people have no idea, and really should just STFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Hell, I'm childless. But I grew up as a grubby urchin. I fully believe those of us that grew up eating and playing in the dirt are 100's of times healthier than those kids that don't get to go outside and play.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 05:14 PM (qjfjx)
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And it begins...
Posted by: SMH - Seriously? at March 17, 2020 05:08 PM (RU4sa)
More birthday parties, I say! Fatten the little children.
For when all the other available meat is gone.
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Posted by: IP - Still a dude at March 17, 2020 05:16 PM (gPZ9i)
Well it's new territory.. Aren't ground glass opacity more normally associated with non infectious disease pneumonitis.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 05:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You can read about this here. They clearly state that Covid-19 is more infectious than the previous SARS virus (SARS-Cov) in 2002
SARS-cov2 is the official designation of what we have seen as Covid-19, as Covid-19 is also a corona SARS virus
https://tinyurl.com/yx86ls4q
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 17, 2020 05:16 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 17, 2020 05:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at March 17, 2020 05:17 PM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2020 05:17 PM (+NdM9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 04:54 PM (ARm/c)
Yep, the assisted living place my mom is at is on lockdown. Unfortunately, that means a lot of the people that go in for exercise or entertainment can't go in either. My mom has dementia, and is apparently starting to get depressed now, she's got no idea what's going on and me not being able to visit isn't helping any. Really sucks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 17, 2020 05:14 PM (8B6Ng)
...
I have a friend whose elderly father is probably dying in the next couple days. He's in ICU but also isolated.
Friends mom and older brother were allowed into isolation over the weekend to say goodbye. Now they can't go back.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2020 05:17 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 05:17 PM (e284m)
I'm not sure where the two day value is coming from. When I plot out the "Infected Outside of China" set, I get a doubling time of about 5-5.5 days.
I doubt the U.S. in general is much worse, but the New York state situation I gave numbers for looks to be moving along somewhat quicker.
YMMV, check your data, make sure the backs of your envelopes are clean, etc., etc.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 05:18 PM (7s3Gx)
I got tired halfway through the grey blankness.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2020 05:18 PM (yL25O)
ok, I'm going in. I'll try to tidy the place up a bit this trip.
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at March 17, 2020 05:19 PM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 05:10 PM (qjfjx)
Yeah, we normally don't quarantine whole cities over the flu, even though its much more infectious and deadly than this COVID-19, only because we know that doing so would make matters worse, like killing off whole industries creating a depression, and such type of insanity, at least we did know that until OrangeManBad! And then such suicidal methods became necessary - like choking yourself to death to prove a point or something.
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 05:19 PM (32YRo)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75"
In case nobody else done it, let's look at the numbers:
Doing the math, that puts fatality rate at .0177
Take out the third that died in 1 nursing home as mentioned above, you get .0119
And that's leaving the presumed thousands remaining undiagnosed what ain't dead or got better out of the denominator.
But by all means, let's all go into lockdown for some undetermined span of time. Totally reasonable response, you bet.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 05:19 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2020 05:21 PM (YPJrZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 05:21 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 05:22 PM (7s3Gx)
Isn't that lanky prick's name something like Nathan Hofheinz?
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 05:26 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 17, 2020 05:06 PM
Hey! I'm childless by non-choice and I LIKE children. So simmer down.
I don't know if it's a survival-of-genes thing, but I've met parents who have no tolerance for other people's kids. In less civilized times, perhaps such parents killed and ate other people's kids, like those cannibalistic chimpanzees that Jane Goodall studied.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 17, 2020 05:26 PM (/+bwe)
Nope. He changed his name from Warren Wilhelm Jr.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 17, 2020 05:35 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at March 17, 2020 05:37 PM (WG2XP)
Nope. He changed his name from Warren Wilhelm Jr."
Yeah, knew that - was making an oblique - very oblique -reference to a coen brothers movie.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 05:39 PM (wmfhQ)
50 Jesus tap dancing Christ. This has gone from ludicrous to plaid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 17, 2020 04:06 PM (KAjP9)
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Gone past Ludicrous to Plaid!
I am soooo stealing that!
Posted by: rd at March 17, 2020 05:56 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2020 05:58 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rd at March 17, 2020 06:01 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at March 17, 2020 06:12 PM (QxTuE)
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 04:04 PM (LpjIG)
1/3 of the deaths in 1 nursing home a week ago, yes??Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 04:05 PM (90T4r)
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The Law of Small Numbers right there. And you can bet every mass hysteric gubmint and media minion is using the full exponential projection to support the prediction of the coming Armageddon.
Posted by: JK at March 17, 2020 06:16 PM (cpVs2)
Do you want to end up in a National Guard happy fun camp? Because that's how you end up in a National Guard happy fun camp."
That would be the end result. Because this hysteria has the same goal as climate change, complete control over human lives, and the days of dissent are drawing to an end.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 06:20 PM (puu6v)
Trump's gonna end up having to send US Marshals to grab one of these guys to stop them from wrecking the economy and starting mass riots... and that might be just what they are angling for!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 17, 2020 06:26 PM (pCo8r)
The host was talking about some pictures of younger people in bars, and she said, "When I saw those pictures of young people in bars, I said, 'we have to shut these down'".
She then goes on to bitch about not getting test kits soon enough (whatever that means).
THEN, she said that half of Michigan's school kids are eligible for food aid.
What??!?
This is bullshit.This food giveaway has to be one of the biggest scams our there.
/rant off
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2020 06:28 PM (ufFY8)
(if we can do this with the sniffles, imagine what we'll able able to do with the mumps!)
- DNC/MSM
Posted by: MarjBaldwin at March 18, 2020 03:14 AM (C3tIt)
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