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Quarantine Cafe

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Nighthawks, 2020

A light thread for recommendations, humor, chat, advice, projects, GAINZZZ, animal videos, etc.

Not a total ban on news-talk -- sure, post new news stuff -- but generally, keep it light. Mostly light. Like, 85% light.

Don't worry, I'll post actual news posts after this one. I just thought maybe it would be better to do this thread earlier, instead of at the end of the night.



handsanitizerwrestling.jpg

When I saw that, I thought it was a joke, a photoshop.

Nope.

Although many businesses in Las Vegas are closed today after Nevada's governor asked nonessential businesses to close their doors, that does not appear to include the city's strip clubs.

Little Darlings, which is owned by Deja Vu, is not only open, but they are also planning to offer drive-thru strip shows and nude hand sanitizer wrestling.

Starting this weekend, guests will be able to drive up to the front door, pay $100, and enjoy a 10-minute XXX show from the comfort and safety of their vehicles.

18,000 Pounds of Toilet Paper Discovered in Tractor Trailer, North Carolina Cops Say.

You know those cops made off with at least 4000 pounds for themselves.

ballingalley.jpg

Supposedly, this was posted in a bowling alley.

Legit, or someone having some fun? I don't know.

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM




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Posted by: Rick in SK at March 20, 2020 05:32 PM (FZYNt)

2 What are your quarantine workout routines? I've got a couple of 30 lb dumbbells and I'm doing squats at lunch while I work from home. I'll probably add in some overhead presses and pushups as well. If the weather turns nice I may go run laps around the parking lot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2020 05:32 PM (SgjGX)

3 "I just thought maybe it would be better to do this thread earlier, instead of at the end of the night."

In case we're all dead by then! Right! RIGHT!!!!

Posted by: 29victor at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM (BJKQV)

4 With all the celebs and that dumb ass Sean Payton telling everyone their medical issues/China virus status, what about other viruses like the herp and the ninja.....

Do tell. Even though I could care less.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM (Z+IKu)

5 3rd?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM (TdMsT)

6 So. I'm playing Animal Crossing New Horizons and it is completely zen and charming AND TAKE THE BAIT YOU STUPID FISH.

So. Zen.

Daddy went golfing today. I am insanely grateful that he can still do that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

7 Hand sanitizer in the hoo-ha sounds like it would sting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

8 I feel kinda quaranited.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 20, 2020 05:35 PM (xptlg)

9 I started out okay--five miles/day.

Now I've got a stinking cold.

FML.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 05:35 PM (TdMsT)

10 How horny does one have to be to drop $100 for a 10 minute show while sitting in your car? Also, eeeew. I wouldn't want to be the detailer.

Posted by: pep at March 20, 2020 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

11 My local taproom is now open only for off sales. But if it takes some time to fill your order you can have a beer while you wait.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 20, 2020 05:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

12 What are your quarantine workout routines? I've got a couple of 30 lb dumbbells and I'm doing squats at lunch while I work from home. I'll probably add in some overhead presses and pushups as well. If the weather turns nice I may go run laps around the parking lot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Time to get the bike out of the garage. It's still a little cool, but walking gets me only so far!

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:36 PM (vd8XM)

13 Getting the weekly supply run set up for parents. If I forget chocolate....

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 20, 2020 05:36 PM (e1mEI)

14 I hope Todd is not working at that strip joint.


I know. Lame reference to an ONT meme a few months ago.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:37 PM (auKSl)

15 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:37 PM (uZuKb)

16 How do I get to "Little Darlings" driving from New York ?????

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2020 05:37 PM (qM84C)

17 Red Letter Media doesn't like the "Picard" show much. In fact, they hate it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2020 05:37 PM (l9m7l)

18 Even though I'm on lock up I still take my morning walk at the local park... It's boring as hell not to get to go anywhere and I' starting to eat more carbs then I should

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (5bxa0)

19
What are your quarantine workout routines?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

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Pffft. Think about the cool club I just joined and went to religiously for 3 weeks. It shut down.

Gonna have to revolutionize my fitness habits all over again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (G51Gf)

20 What is lap dance in the age of Wuhan?

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (uZuKb)

21 if it was a goof they would have spelled it "ballz".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (ykYG2)

22 Isn't it time for a constitutional amendment to make gyms illegal? I don't want to live in a fat-shaming society ... at lease not long.

Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (QzBMm)

23 Do I have to wash my hands after chopping off other people's balls?

Posted by: Gender-Reassignment Surgeon at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (N9G0H)

24 All my gainzz are seriously endangered by the bleary weather and my gym closing. I have a treadmill but hate it, and I can't teach my volleyball-loving teen in the house. Where are you, sun and warmth?

No cases in my (decidedly rural) county or the mess just south of us, so I guess we're sittin' pretty. I could do this forever if I could just. go. outside to play!

Grocery stores still pretty picked over, especially those for folks too proud to go to Aldi. Suckers!

Posted by: Catherine at March 20, 2020 05:39 PM (D22jJ)

25
The bracket for the screen on my laptop broke. So I ordered a new one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 05:39 PM (EvZQi)

26 Dude is required to wear a full-body condom.

Posted by: ShainS at March 20, 2020 05:39 PM (QzBMm)

27 Psssttt! Louie sent me.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2020 05:39 PM (VNmG1)

28 Please wash your tongue after licking your bull's balls.

Posted by: Cuck Husbanda' Association at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (N9G0H)

29 willowed:

Seeing a number of stores in my area closing 'until further notice.' Foot traffic in my favorite thrift store has been insignificant this week, and they were closed this morning.

Even with not being shut down by edict, staying open and operating may not be feasible for a lot of businesses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

30 Geeze. You could have hand-sanitizer and be *cleaning* somebody else's balls!

What germophobes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

31 @mviser

Joe Biden says he is "desperately" looking to be in regular contact with the American public, perhaps with regular press conferences in Wilmington, Del., or using technology. "They tell me there's ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations," he says.


Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

32
"We were all sick back then but we didn't know we were sick. Being sick was the only thing we'd ever been."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (7rVsF)

33 Nude hand sanitizer wrasslin?

Squeaky clean entertainment.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (iQmdl)

34
And I have wicked Vertigo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (EvZQi)

35 IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (NWiLs)

36 I know. Lame reference to an ONT meme a few months ago.

Yeah, but it *was* Todd's fault!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (7s3Gx)

37 if it was a goof they would have spelled it "ballz".

It's serious AND they know it's funny. I mean, how else are they supposed to say it?

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (xSo9G)

38 "They tell me there's ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations," he says.


But you got to yell really loud

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (vd8XM)

39
Guy goes to the doctor says Doc I broke my arm in 2 places. Doc says stay out of those places.

Skeleton walks into a bar. Bartender says what'll you have. Skeleton says a pitcher of beer and a mop.

Whaddya call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

Why are rabbits so quiet during sex? Cotton balls.

Did ya hear about the new wine for old people? It's called Pinot More.



Try the veal- it's the best in the city.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

40 10: those are mostly dry snail trails. no worries.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (KP5rU)

41
So. I'm playing Animal Crossing New Horizons and it is completely zen and charming AND TAKE THE BAIT YOU STUPID FISH.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM








Any fishing video game that doesn't have a Du Pont Lure mod is totally lame-o.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (EGyGV)

42 My GAIINNZZZ are that I have not GAINED nor LOST an ounce.

I guess in this modern world, that's rare. Everybody's always going up and down like Linda Lovelace on Harry Rheem's schlong.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

43 My gym is in garage
Squat rack and barbells

Wife has teadmill in down stairs bed room

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (uZuKb)

44 i'm sure I made some gainzz by accident this week. Tummy trouble and the blizzard has kept me in the house but at the same time yay, no food.

Wish the gym was still open though.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (ykYG2)

45

Robert Frank is not playing with a full deck.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (EvZQi)

46 Fixerupper I saw your post from below. I didn't catch the governers presser. Guess we will wait and see.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

47 GAINZZZZ: still lifting 3x a week, cardio 2-3x a week, all at home. I think I've plateaued slightly, but still looking good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

48 Nude hand sanitizer wrasslin?

Squeaky clean entertainment.
Posted by: Joe Mama

And no smoking, otherwise ...Flame ON!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (vd8XM)

49 While we are all distracted by the beer virus 107 Billion wasted by the Federal Reserve. Congress about to waste billions of taxpayer dollars in stimulus. Divide it all by 330.000 million people for average per. How about return taxpayer money to the taxpayer on a pro rata basis of what we paid in last year to put the money where it needs to be instead of wasted by overhead and our gubermint.

Posted by: Bye Gone at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (zOtIE)

50 GAHHH I GOTTA SNIFF SOMEBODY"S HAIR!


Thing heard in biden HQ

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (HALdu)

51 hope this works

funny sign from the movie theatre that hosts the Blob fest

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tyr2hwz

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (G546f)

52 Joe Biden says he is "desperately" looking to be in regular contact with the American public,

I bet. #joepedo

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (ykYG2)

53 6 So. I'm playing Animal Crossing New Horizons and it is completely zen and charming AND TAKE THE BAIT YOU STUPID FISH.

So. Zen.

Daddy went golfing today. I am insanely grateful that he can still do that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 20, 2020 05:34 PM (GbPPJ)

Good for him. I got a text picture of my Mom in her assisted living place. She has a sign saying "love to the outside world". She has to eat her meals in her room now.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

54 Pffft. Think about the cool club I just joined and went to religiously for 3 weeks. It shut down.

Gonna have to revolutionize my fitness habits all over again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 05:38 PM (G51Gf)

my town's first wuflu spread to others because the symptomatic guy couldn't bear to miss his workout...such devotion!

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (ONvIw)

55 Have started a solo miniature game, normally can take two weeks or more to play it but thinking couple of days tops.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (ZCEU2)

56 Drive through strippers. Tell me this isnt the best fucking country in the world. I dare you.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (b52Yt)

57 I want to watch The Hunt to see if the deplorables win

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (uZuKb)

58 My game board
https://i.post___.cc/T2czDdCC/20200320-082740.jpg

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (ZCEU2)

59 Read headline at Fox News "Veteran NBC News employee dies after testing positive for coronavirus"

I clicked. The article referenced an announcement from NBC, but didn't say what the man died from. I clicked. The NBC article didn't say what he died from but quoted the wife saying something about "Underlying medical conditions."

Nothing says what killed him or what his underlying conditions were or if WuFul was in any way a factor in his demise, just that he had tested positive for it.

I really hate the media.

Posted by: 29victor at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (BJKQV)

60 People will find humor in anything.

Jerry Lewis even tried making a comedy about the Nazi Death Camps. He was smart enough to realize he failed, and never released it.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (+0uDE)

61 Oh, alex, just dynamite those fish. Works every time.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

62 Las Vegas. Makes you proud to be an American.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (C1Lsn)

63 It did it again
https://i.postIMG.cc/T2czDdCC/20200320-082740.jpg

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

64 My gym is in garage
Squat rack and barbells

Wife has teadmill in down stairs bed room
Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (uZuKb)


I would love to have a house again, just so I could set up a garage or basement gym. Not much, but at least a barbell for deadlifts/presses, a pullup bar, and a heavy bag.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (SgjGX)

65 I got up to almost 8 million on 6 letter word text twist.

So I switched to 7 letter text twist and I can't get above 50 thousand.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)

66 added Latin to my duolingo app
so now it's Italian, Spanish, Latin

btw NYC library is letting anyone borrow from their digital lib, I think

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (G546f)

67 Well, I've just about washed every piece of clothes in the house, including the little throw rugs in the bathrooms. I ordered a Ruger SR22 pistol from Sportsman's Warehouse, should have it by next Friday. Sent a nastygram to Kel-Tec because I ordered their P-17 Jan 24 and is still hasn't come in yet. The reason for the .22 pistols is that I have over 4,000 rds of .22 lr and I don't think now is a good time to start adding calibers that I may not be able to get right away.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (VNmG1)

68 Starts mixing 'quarantinis' for the horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (7ZMbn)

69 Fixerupper I saw your post from below. I didn't catch the governers presser. Guess we will wait and see.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (nw6Hr)

70 The empty café picture and the bowling alley sign are great! Thanks, Ace!

Here's a nice story about Sayrevile, N.J. police delivering groceries to the elderly.

https://tinyurl.com/uh8aqcn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (WI7YS)

71 Just back from the grocery story, everyone there was laughing about the over reactions from our government.

Our PEOPLE are strong. Our Politicians? not so much.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (NgKpN)

72 Considering there are approx. 325 Million Americans and 206
people have died so far, that's exactly 0.00000063 pct of the
population, but we have lost roughly 1/3 of the net asset value of the
stock market and some one said that they were predicting 26 pct drop in
Q2 GDP.


So apparently 206 people are worth roughly 15 trillion dollars.

I shudder to think what 12,000 deaths are worth?

I have had to fire 55 sub-contractors in the last two days.

That really pisses me off.

This is all ludicrous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (FVrDO)

73 59

In Italy 99% of deaths have had an underlying medical condition. MSM is embargoing this info.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (b52Yt)

74 56 Drive through strippers. Tell me this isnt the best fucking country in the world. I dare you.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (b52Yt)

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Help me find my keys, then we can drive out...

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (+0uDE)

75 Read headline at Fox News "Veteran NBC News employee dies after testing positive for coronavirus"

I clicked. The article referenced an announcement from NBC, but didn't say what the man died from.


Easy, Peasy. After announcing the test, his colleagues trampled him in their haste to obtain social distance ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (LPnfS)

76 Love the top picture.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (/669Q)

77 >>>68 Starts mixing 'quarantinis' for the horde.


haha

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

78 We've actually got a bunch of former mil getting together tonight. We're planning a night op to takeover the gym. Everybody is bringing their NVG's and breaker bars for the doors. We're going to chain ourselves in and not come out until Il Duce Cuomo personally comes and kisses each of our asses.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (VpIIl)

79 Heard 3 76ers have been found to have it, one thing definitely likely to spread it is sweaty body to body contact

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (ZCEU2)

80 I have to load some books onto Rev's paperwhite. He finally finished the last Virgil Flowers book. I'll have to scour the book thread for ideas for him.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (lwiT4)

81 I clicked. The article referenced an announcement from NBC, but didn't say what the man died from. I clicked. The NBC article didn't say what he died from but quoted the wife saying something about "Underlying medical conditions."


He died from taking the test.

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (vd8XM)

82 Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Nothing like writing requirements on one computer and kicking Commie butts at Smolensk on the other.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (auKSl)

83 walking doggeh daily
he's a natural social distancer
bark bark

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (G546f)

84 Even though I'm on lock up I still take my morning
walk at the local park... It's boring as hell not to get to go anywhere
and I' starting to eat more carbs then I should

Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2020


*
*

I'm trying to stick with my work eating regimen, a salad plus some cheese at lunch, then nothing to eat until 5:00. I may start walking 4-5 times a week instead of 3.

There is a positive side to all this, though: Fewer cars on the road! I can get to my work in the early a.m. in 20 minutes instead of 25, and back home at noon in 25 instead of 45. If we just had decently paved streets and a climate that wouldn't gag a tropical lizard, I'd be happy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (rpbg1)

85 Here's one to help with the 85% rule:

twitter.com/badluck_jones/status/1241113311317504001/photo/1

Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 05:47 PM (EYsyU)

86 OH, and just ordered a new top of the line computer.

Be interesting to see how fast it gets here, even though it says its in stock.

Old comp didn't have enough video card to run the new games coming out.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

87 83 walking doggeh daily
he's a natural social distancer
bark bark
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (G546f)

Mine too, very protective

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:47 PM (ONvIw)

88 This whole virus quarantine thing is stating to smell like bullshit. Week old bullshit.

Look at who is putting severe quarantines in place. That's your first indicative.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (VpIIl)

89 Posted by: t-bird at March 20, 2020 05:47 PM (EYsyU)

Tinyurl. Use it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

90
Planet Fitness close to me is closed for the foreseeable future.

My lunkhead gym is still open for now. I dont wanna see no new man bunned crossfit sois doing their bicep curls in my squat rack either.

I have some iron stashed downstairs I could lift in a pinch and Ive started HIIT session with the jumprope in the driveway.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (nw6Hr)

91 Starts mixing 'quarantinis' for the horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 05:44 PM (7ZMbn)
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I'd like one, please. With an umbrella. It's been quite a week.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (/669Q)

92 Fantastic graphic, man !!!!

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (zr5Kq)

93 Joe Biden says he is "desperately" looking to be in regular contact with the American public, perhaps with regular press conferences in Wilmington, Del., or using technology. "They tell me there's ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations," he says.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)


Forget it, Joe. You're faded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (rmY2H)

94 We're ALL incels now!

Posted by: bitter stay-at-home incel triumphantly realizing he's now average at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (N9G0H)

95 Not a total ban on news-talk -- sure, post new news stuff -- but generally, keep it light. Mostly light. Like, 85% light.
---
Like the 85% of America who will die hacking up a lung.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)

96 Nothing like writing requirements on one computer and kicking Commie butts at Smolensk on the other.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (auKSl)


Don't confuse the 2 computers.

Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 20, 2020 05:49 PM (LPnfS)

97 btw anyone want to "friend" me on duolingo my email is votermom at g mail

(all friends cam do is see each other's svore)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:49 PM (G546f)

98 All roided up and nowhere to go. I pity that dudes apartment drywall.

Posted by: henry at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (J3Rfi)

99 Skip, that looks suspiciously like a bridge in the Normandy countryside circa June 1944.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (VNmG1)

100 Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Nothing like writing requirements on one computer and kicking Commie butts at Smolensk on the other.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (auKSl)

Clue me in on this game. I saw that Panzer Corps Gold was on sale on GOG last week but didn't know much about it so I didn't pull the trigger.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (nu45M)

101 If you have the Wuhan you poop does not stink?

That true?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (uZuKb)

102 90
Planet Fitness close to me is closed for the foreseeable future.

My lunkhead gym is still open for now. I dont wanna see no new man bunned crossfit sois doing their bicep curls in my squat rack either.

I have some iron stashed downstairs I could lift in a pinch and Ive started HIIT session with the jumprope in the driveway.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (nw6Hr)

Fuck Planet Fitness. The only gym I know of where actually working out hard is prohibited. Bunch of soy-raised homos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

103 I shudder to think what 12,000 deaths are worth?

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We lost 80,000 to the flu in 2017. Bad year. H2N3. Didnt even NAME that flu.

Didnt see one headline.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (nw6Hr)

104 59

In Italy 99% of deaths have had an underlying medical condition. MSM is embargoing this info.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 20, 2020 05:45 PM (b52Yt)

In Italy they are triaging, so many of the dead got NO treatment.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (EJbIh)

105
Dude seems a little ... agitated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (pNxlR)

106 Miss my computer game Russian Front, playing the Russians wanted to kill every Nazi, playing the Germans tried to kill every Commie bastard.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

107 Imagine the very first guy who heard a parrot talk. That guy must've been messed up for days.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (KxVoZ)

108 Cats knocking down dominoes. If you like cats or dominoes or both, it's a fun video:

https://tinyurl.com/s424lel

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (WI7YS)

109
(all friends cam do is see each other's svore)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:49 PM (G546f)


Sounds kinky

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (x/YjS)

110 I've gone to the local independently owned ice cream shop two days in a row now. Just trying to help them stay open. Beating this pandemic through ice cream is the way to go.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (/669Q)

111 I shudder to think what 12,000 deaths are worth?

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We lost 80,000 to the flu in 2017. Bad year. H2N3. Didnt even NAME that flu.

Didnt see one headline.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (nw6Hr)

How many do we lose to car crashes annually, 50K?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (EJbIh)

112 If we really do get a $1000 check from the govt., I suspect I may blow it on an up-to-date desktop computer. My current one is a serviceable but low on memory Windows XP unit that I liberated from work. No, not like that. One of the faculty had built it himself, not using department funds, but then left it behind when he got a new job in Perth, Australia. I took it off the hands of the faculty member who'd had it on his floor for a year or so.

All I know about Win 10 is that it needs memory. 8GB is not enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (rpbg1)

113 poor Slow Joe
can't hug and sniff no .more

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (G546f)

114 Fuck Planet Fitness. The only gym I know of where actually working out hard is prohibited. Bunch of soy-raised homos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (NWiLs)

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My point EXACTLY sleepless.....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (nw6Hr)

115 110 I've gone to the local independently owned ice cream shop two days in a row now. Just trying to help them stay open. Beating this pandemic through ice cream is the way to go.
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (/669Q)

And you'll have bodily reserves for the time of famine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

116 I hung a string of Christmas lights on the balcony. Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (0x00j)

117
Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Nothing like writing requirements on one computer and kicking Commie butts at Smolensk on the other.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:46 PM (auKSl)


Awesome multitasking!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (pNxlR)

118 Make mine a double Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

119 We lost 80,000 to the flu in 2017. Bad year. H2N3. Didnt even NAME that flu.

Didnt see one headline.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (nw6Hr)

How many do we lose to car crashes annually, 50K?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (EJbIh)

We should name it the Zero flu

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (ONvIw)

120 I have a funny video I want to link for the end of day post, but it's too large to upload on this site. (This site has VERY limited space.)

Any suggestions?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

121 SCORE

sorry
not svore

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (G546f)

122 And you'll have bodily reserves for the time of famine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Indeed I will!

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)

123 Working out is not easy under current conditions. Need to go the basics.

Posted by: runner, doing downward dog suspended between two chairs at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (zr5Kq)

124 I promise to not touch any one's balls, bowlers or not.

Are we clear?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)

125 How many do we lose to car crashes annually, 50K?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (EJbIh)

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Think about this.

70,000 from opioid ODs. And we GIVE THEM free needles, safe places to shoot up and free methodone.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (nw6Hr)

126 Any time I'm at the alley, you're welcome to touch my balls!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

127 Pork is done and my house smells delicious.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (bKjAM)

128 The thing for wuhanvirus sufferers in Italy is that they are in Italy.


Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (HALdu)

129 Good thing I'm jacked and juiced as fuck! I'm gonna ride out this pandemic like Boudicea in battle chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

130 124 I promise to not touch any one's balls, bowlers or not.

Are we clear?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)

*haz a sadz*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

131 Any suggestions?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
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Yep. I'll bet you hogmartin would host it on his site, unless it's too big for that too. I'll see if I can ping him to come here now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (/669Q)

132 Andrew Gillum's party night photos, haha.


https://tinyurl.com/swyke3s

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (8k7U7)

133 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I want my life back
3 more weeks of this shit and i'll go on a multi-state crime spree

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)

134 I don't care if you touch my balls, just wash your hands first m'kay?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (bKjAM)

135 123 Working out is not easy under current conditions. Need to go the basics.

Pushups, crunches and lunges are getting real old, real fast. I live in an apartment, don't own weights. My closed gym down the block mocks me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (KxVoZ)

136 Here is the thing. At some point we are going to take a C/B analysis. The world can't totally shut down for any duration.

One day people - whether they are leaders or just everyone all at once - are going to say, well, fuck it, if I'm going to die, I am going to die. But I can't just hunker down here forever and do nothing.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)

137 Old Blue - It does but didn't plan on it, its a Napoleonic era game one overwhelming force needs to cross the river right to left eitgher over the bridge and getting some infantry and a light battery over by boat.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ZCEU2)

138 129 Good thing I'm jacked and juiced as fuck! I'm gonna ride out this pandemic like Boudicea in battle chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

139 good thing outside is wide open

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)

140 Workout #1
cut potatoes
slice onions
mince garlic
slice bell pepper
quarter tomatoes
open can of broth
open package of sausage
throw into crockpot.

Workout #2
eat

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (oUnSf)

141
(all friends cam do is see each other's svore)

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 05:49 PM (G546f)


Is this some kinky iceback tomfoolery?

Is this a clothing on or clothing off "seeing"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (pNxlR)

142 Fuck Planet Fitness. The only gym I know of where actually working out hard is prohibited. Bunch of soy-raised homos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020


*
*

I have one near me. Their purple and green color scheme made it look like a kids' play place; and they wanted to bill me by direct withdrawal from my bank account. Uh, no.

There's an Anytime Fitness the same amount of drive time in the opposite direction. I was going to check them out before this happened.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (rpbg1)

143 How many do we lose to car crashes annually, 50K?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (EJbIh)

Someone asked that question today and Fauci blew it off as false equivalence. In other words, that question could undermine my credibility and therefore I refuse to answer it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (nu45M)

144 Treadmill in living room, elliptical, recumbent exercise bike, and lite weight bench in basement.

Posted by: DannyG at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (yuYaD)

145 Celts rode into battle naked. Just sayin' tm some guy.

Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (0x00j)

146 I think the best way to use your gov check is chaturbate

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (HALdu)

147 But I can't just hunker down here forever and do nothing.
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't think anyone is talking about "forever" here.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (ONvIw)

148 If you've ever been stuck in a remote location, you know there is plenty you can do without a gym or weights.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (OvKdi)

149 This whole madness reminds me of the scene in fight club where Norton's character is going through the scenarios of whether or not to do a recall.

"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."

We shouldn't be tanking our economy over this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (FVrDO)

150 Cats knocking down dominoes. If you like cats or dominoes or both, it's a fun video:

https://tinyurl.com/s424lel
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

HA! You wonder what they're thinking

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (vd8XM)

151 I just got back from Kroger. I was surprised at all the stock-outs. I'm not in an area of high incidence of ChiCom virus. Lots of empty shelves. Almost no fresh meats. Very little produce. No eggs. No potatoes. Limited selection of bread.

I guess I expected they'd be restocked after the initial freakout, but it looks like the freakout is continuing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

152 I did beef stew in the thermal cooker. Think it was in for 16 hours. Turned out really well. I was going to return it, because I thought it was too small. I wind up getting three meals from it, which is plenty.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (Lqy/e)

153 bluebell,

thanks!

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

154 I work out on my Gold Crown IV every night

at least 2 hours

if I'm feeling frisky, 3

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (rpxSz)

155 139 good thing outside is wide open
Posted by: runner


Out here in California, the govt put stand-up signs facing everyone's front door: "Notice: Outside is closed until further notice."

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)

156 Holy shit, I just got a popup.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (wzzJf)

157 My gym is in garage
Squat rack and barbells

Posted by: Yo! at March 20, 2020 05:41 PM (uZuKb)


Same here, plus pull up bar, sit up bench, a set of dumb bells, interlocking foam mats, and a flat screen TV. For cardio, I run up a nearby hill several times, something I picked up from the local HS track team, whose coach requires the kids to do that.

Normally I wobble between working out at home and going to the gym, as I get bored with one or the other. But now ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (rmY2H)

158 122 And you'll have bodily reserves for the time of famine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Indeed I will!
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

159 Insomniac, what are you doing for cardio, if you don't mind sharing?

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

160 Just wrote to him, ace. He may be working though. But I told him what you need and gave him a link to this thread, so if he's around, he'll show up.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (/669Q)

161 All I know about Win 10 is that it needs memory. 8GB is not enough.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (rpbg1)



8 is plenty.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (ZfRYq)

162
Barbecuing a bone-in rib eye to be served with baked potato and sour cream and a salad.

Yeah, barbecuing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (pNxlR)

163 Oh I am gainzzzzing. Though not the good kind. Maybe I stocked up a bit too much on yummy food...

Posted by: FromTheOldDays at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (UNyae)

164 That dude has great pro wresting chops. That is an interesting controversial character that needs to be explored for a while.

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (MRjKr)

165 >>I guess I expected they'd be restocked after the initial freakout, but it looks like the freakout is continuing.


You are welcome.

Posted by: Dr Anthony Fauci at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (bKjAM)

166 $300 worth of weights arrived from Amazon today.

Will probably order more next week.

And that $1000 elliptical if this idiocy lasts into mid/late April.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (N30JC)

167 I guess I expected they'd be restocked after the initial freakout, but it looks like the freakout is continuing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

Here too, but then they announced the first positive cases just yesterday. We had two choices of bread, house brand milk, but the meat was plentiful and nobody seems to buy cereal which seems silly.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (ONvIw)

168 I think the best way to use your gov check is chaturbate
Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (HALdu)

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Mrs Fixer and I already decided ours is going to the Trump campaign fund.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (nw6Hr)

169 Out here in California, the govt put stand-up signs facing everyone's front door: "Notice: Outside is closed until further notice."
Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)

or what ?

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (zr5Kq)

170 Goodbye Gainz


Wow, there's hardly any 'roid rage there at all. Barely a smidgen. Not noticeable. Nope.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (HaL55)

171 Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)
--

Narrator: It didn't happen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

172 "What are your quarantine workout routines"

Ive got some kettlebells, a pull up bar, a heavy bag and a cobra reflex bag, so I'm training like Rocky when he was in Russia, only it's almost 80 degrees in Atlanta today.

There's a book called "convict conditioning" that's a bunch of prison bodyweight workouts that I might get.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (tRd71)

173 Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Been too busy fixing the house to properly multitask, but when the dust dies down a bit, I have to get back to playing War in the Pacific with my cousin. Bastard's got my port at Pearl pretty well surrounded by submarines and I need to figure out a way to put some proper ASW hurt on him...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (7s3Gx)

174 >>Holy shit, I just got a popup.


Happens to me every morning.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (bKjAM)

175 107 Imagine the very first guy who heard a parrot talk. That guy must've been messed up for days.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (KxVoZ)


I can NOT stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (TdMsT)

176 zombi - Vegas does not have such signs..though I think casinos are closed

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (zr5Kq)

177 116 I hung a string of Christmas lights on the balcony. Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (0x00j)

I hope you don't live in my neighborhood, or the HOA will be all over your ass to take them down.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)

178
Insomniac, what are you doing for cardio, if you don't mind sharing?
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

switch hands

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (nw6Hr)

179 Funny clip...

@KeatonPatti
Mar 19
Despite the quarantine, I still have to do my job as manager of the Blue Man Group.

https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1240724040798666758

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (zqs/f)

180 159 Insomniac, what are you doing for cardio, if you don't mind sharing?
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

181 Mrs Fixer and I already decided ours is going to the Trump campaign fund.
Posted by: fixerupper at March



that is better but does not read as funny.

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (HALdu)

182 Clue me in on this game. I saw that Panzer Corps Gold was on sale on GOG last week but didn't know much about it so I didn't pull the trigger.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2020 05:50 PM (nu45M)

Panzer Corps Gold is the ultimate version of Panzer Corps 1. it has all the updates and extra campaigns. This was the remake of the original Panzer General game from the 90's. Buy it.

PC 2 is brand new and came out yesterday so I expect bugs but apparently it has better built in mod features so you can build your own scenarios and campaigns.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (auKSl)

183 123 Working out is not easy under current conditions. Need to go the basics.



Pushups, crunches and lunges are getting real old, real fast. I live
in an apartment, don't own weights. My closed gym down the block mocks
me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (KxVoZ)

Run the stairs two at a time?

Posted by: Vendette at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (nRNOc)

184 93 Joe Biden says he is "desperately" looking to be in regular contact with the American public, perhaps with regular press conferences in Wilmington, Del., or using technology. "They tell me there's ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations," he says.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

Forget it, Joe. You're faded.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 05:48 PM (rmY2H)

--------------------

Joe Biden is just the "Not Bernie Sanders" placeholder. He will regretfully retire at the convention.

I think Governor Cuomo is doing his audition for the Democrat Party Nomination right now. It also appears the Media approve of the guv too.

Newsome tried, but didn't catch on.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (+0uDE)

185 Speed bag, heavy bag, free weights in basement. Using them? Lets not get hasty.

Posted by: henry at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (J3Rfi)

186 Made sure we got at least one more nice snowfall before April

pulled up all my plow stakes

works. every. time.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (rpxSz)

187 Someone asked that question today and Fauci blew it off as false equivalence. In other words, that question could undermine my credibility and therefore I refuse to answer it.

There is the real possibility she's right and you guys need to quit flogging it...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (7s3Gx)

188

I've also been re-bit by the aviation bug.
So I'd like to set up a cheap flight sim station, and maybe resume flying lessons.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (EvZQi)

189 I'm gonna ride out this pandemic like Boudicea in battle chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM


Those don't qualify for The Book Thread.

You know why.

Posted by: Asterix at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

190 Holy shit, I just got a popup.


It means you're done.

Start the salad

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (vd8XM)

191
$300 worth of weights arrived from Amazon today.

-----

Bet your USPS driver LOVES you.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (nw6Hr)

192
But I can't fly with this vertigo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (EvZQi)

193 147 But I can't just hunker down here forever and do nothing.
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:54 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't think anyone is talking about "forever" here.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 05:55 PM (ONvIw)


Pick a timeline.

Trump said we have to do this for 15 days. You can stand on your head for a couple of weeks.

HE ALSO SAID THIS COULD BE GOING ON UNTIL JULY/AUGUST. These modelers are talking maybe 18 months.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (ZfRYq)

194 Wouldn't hand sanitizer, which contains alcohol, be a little painful on some naked lady bits?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (l6b3d)

195 178
Insomniac, what are you doing for cardio, if you don't mind sharing?
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

switch hands

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (nw6Hr)

That's forearm conditioning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

196 I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)



You live with my sister?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

197 Got some veggy plants and seeds and stuff for the garden today. Tomatoes, beans, lettuce, cabbage, peppers, squash, cucumbers and more. We're planting a V-Garden!

Posted by: f'd, drinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (Tnijr)

198 All I know about Win 10 is that it needs memory. 8GB is not enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:51 PM (rpbg1)





8 is plenty.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020


*
*

So I thought until I got a new 8GB machine in the summer of '18 at work. The work platform apps, which had been fine on the Win 7 machine of my predecessor, were viciously slow to load. I blamed it on Win 10. Then I added 4GB, and the computer is fine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (rpbg1)

199 I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Oh, that's nice. The heavy bag part. Bikes are for f...never mind.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (zr5Kq)

200 I am so glad to know that booze is essential.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (oigoJ)

201 People will find humor in anything.

Jerry Lewis even tried making a comedy about the Nazi Death Camps. He was smart enough to realize he failed, and never released it.

Posted by: rd at March 20, 2020 05:43 PM (+0uDE)


Eh, it wasn't really a Nazi Death Camp Comedy so much as it was a drama where Lewis played a clown who tried to joke around and do clown things to lighten up the mood and make children laugh as they were being taken to the showers.

Hence, the title "The Day the Clown Cried".

It was thought to be in very poor taste, but wasn't trying to be a death camp comedy.


For all your Nazi Death Camp Comedy needs, check out,

"Seven Beauties" by Lena Wertmuller.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (z0XD8)

202 Isn't Corona Gainz that guy in Waco who flips houses with his wife?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 20, 2020 06:00 PM (COzlW)

203
Heh. When I ordered my 90lb Powerblock dumbbells, the UPS driver was not amused.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:00 PM (EvZQi)

204 >>8 is plenty.


8 is enough.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:00 PM (bKjAM)

205 HE ALSO SAID THIS COULD BE GOING ON UNTIL JULY/AUGUST. These modelers are talking maybe 18 months.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (ZfRYq)

maybe the virus will go on, but maybe it will fade with heat and sun as SARS did, He did not say that the lockdowny stuff would drag on that long.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (ONvIw)

206 133 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I want my life back
3 more weeks of this shit and i'll go on a multi-state crime spree
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)


Can I be the wing man?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (TdMsT)

207 196 I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)



You live with my sister?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

*snort*

I was going to make an ex-wife joke, but you saved me from myself.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

208 >> I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.


I thought you were divorced?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (bKjAM)

209 Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (3H9h1)

210 booze is essential. this is known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (KP5rU)

211 Heh. When I ordered my 90lb Powerblock dumbbells, the UPS driver was not amused.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:00 PM (EvZQi)


that'l teach them !
*should have hired those 4 feet mexican dudes they use to move pianos

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (zr5Kq)

212 Holy shit, I just got a popup.
Posted by: Bill R.


You made it to Little Darlings already?

Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (P1f+c)

213 So....random thought of the day...if anyone ever wanted to have a backstory for the world of the movie "Logan's Run", where they killed you when you reached aged 30...I think a global crisis where the jobs of the young were sacrificed to protect the lives of the old--and where it all went south very quickly--would probably have been been sufficient for a certain bloodthirsty and ruthless kind of survivors. Who naturally would not have intended to apply the rule to themselves, but I leave that for the writer to flesh out.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (R6u/j)

214 >>Holy shit, I just got a popup.

Happens to me every morning.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 05:57 PM (bKjAM)

Braggart!

Posted by: Punchline please at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (+0uDE)

215 To burn calories in the Plague Era, I'm standing while playing PS4. I'm walking before the sun rises and pollen goes crazy. Every hour I do large set of body weight squats, next hour pushups, next hour chin-ups, next hour core. Then repeat the next 4 hours. And the final 4 hours if I'm up to it.
I may mix in some burpees if I get too fat, idk.

Kiss my GAINZZZ goodbye.

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (MRjKr)

216 199 I have an old spinning bike and a heavy bag.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Oh, that's nice. The heavy bag part. Bikes are for f...never mind.
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (zr5Kq)

Yeah, yeah, whatever. My knees are fuquad so anything high-impact is right out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

217 Puppy gets new home : https://tinyurl.com/w6y4b53



#SoCute

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (GXsiT)

218 I may head up to the old Masonic cemetery in town and see how many 1919 markers are there. Not for any morbid curiosity, it's just that I remember a local writer documented the old state roads and the communities along the way. Many long since gone, lock stock and Post Office.

Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (0x00j)

219 booze is essential. this is known.

Good point. I got a grapefruit vodka that's been passing repeated taste tests. Time for another one for verification purposes...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (7s3Gx)

220 Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (3H9h1)

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Cuz we're already gone...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (nw6Hr)

221 209 Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (3H9h1)

That would be

the Last Resort

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

222 Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Is it good? I haven't played a computer game in years and years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (rmY2H)

223 You live with my sister?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (lwiT4)

*snort*

I was going to make an ex-wife joke, but you saved me from myself.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)


this is what friends are for !



I thought you were divorced?
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (bKjAM)

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)

224 DYNAMIC TENSION MADE ME A HE-MAN!

Posted by: Charles Atlas at March 20, 2020 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

225 Chavez, something comforting about a tequila sunrise. I guess it's knowing you're still alive.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (oigoJ)

226 Those cats just watched the dominoes, when younger my cat and hersisterI think would have chased them. But maybe those cats areuse to it.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (ZCEU2)

227 Yeah, yeah, whatever. My knees are fuquad so anything high-impact is right out.
Posted by: Insomniac

Same here. 2 new ones put in in September.
The only way I can really get back to moving

Posted by: Bruce at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (vd8XM)

228 I wonder where the market would be today without the gains of the last 3 years.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (Tnijr)

229
Italy:

1. 2nd oldest population in the world

2.
Almost exactly a year ago in March 2019, against warnings from the EU
and the United States, Italy became the only country to sign onto OBOR
(One Belt One Road), As part of the deal, Italy opened an array of
sectors to Chinese investment, from infrastructure to transportation,
including letting Chinese state-owned companies hold a stake in four
major Italian ports. The deal gave communist China a foothold in the
heart of Europe.

3.ranked 53rd in the world under Sufficient Robust Health System To Treat The Sick Protect Health Workers.(US #1)

4. They are too damn affectionate.

5. They smoke like chimneys.
so lets shut down the US.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (7ZMbn)

230 >>Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.


Take it easy

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (bKjAM)

231 You live with my sister?

-----

LOLOLOL grammie brings the funny...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:03 PM (nw6Hr)

232 I dusted off my 10- and 20-pound weights and I do some sets while I watch Star Trek. I'm a beast!

My gym is closed but I got a pass to my metroparks so I take walks when it's nice.

Re: Star Trek, I watched TOS episode "The Ultimate Computer", where Professor Daystrom (played by Blackula) and HAL take over the Enterprise during wargames. The writing is SO good and it pains me to watch the Red Letter Media trekheads Mike and Rick suffer through the new ST: Picard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

233 My workouts: stretches, 25 pushups, 75 situps/crunches; 36-45 minutes fast walking with a little "trotting" (I can't really call it running), then stretches while I cool down. I really should do a light calisthenic session afterward, 10 pushups and 30 situps or something, but I'm so sweaty and greasy when I get back home I'm not motivated.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (rpbg1)

234 225: you are very wise.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (KP5rU)

235 Would be nice if it hadn't snowed like holy hell here in NoCo yesterday. Still freezing and a mess out there. I think they left the roads unplowed to keep people home. Can't even go to a park or walk a trail or anything.

Out of work in half an hour (from home) and nothing to do, nowhere to go. This fvcking blows.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (KxVoZ)

236 Pop UP!

So did I.

Here, stroke it. Use two hands.

TIA

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (3H9h1)

237 I've also been re-bit by the aviation bug.
So I'd like to set up a cheap flight sim station, and maybe resume flying lessons.



The only computer game I ever liked was Crimson Skies. Naturally, Win10 won't run it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (HaL55)

238 I ordered another heavy bag.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZMbn)

239 i hate the fucking eagles, man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

240 Life Time closed all of their gyms

GAINZZ @ home !

Nexersys N3 Commercial, jump rope, wind sprints, #80 heavy bag, double-ended bag.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (uYQjf)

241 Re: Star Trek, I watched TOS episode "The Ultimate
Computer", where Professor Daystrom (played by Blackula) and HAL take
over the Enterprise during wargames. The writing is SO good and it
pains me to watch the Red Letter Media trekheads Mike and Rick suffer
through the new ST: Picard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020


*
*

One of the show's best.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (rpbg1)

242 switch hands



fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 05:58 PM (nw6Hr)



That's forearm conditioning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

---
Such a supple wrist.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

243 Andrew Gillum's party night photos, haha.





https://tinyurl.com/swyke3s

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (8k7U7)

Yikes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (x/YjS)

244
I ordered another heavy bag.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZMbn)

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NO HOARDING FOOD!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (nw6Hr)

245 I like cosmological events like now.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (U/QDb)

246
my town's first wuflu spread to others because the symptomatic guy couldn't bear to miss his workout...such devotion!
Posted by: CN

======

Good lord, what a jerk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (AJ7I1)

247 NO HOARDING FOOD!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (nw6Hr)

:-0

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (7ZMbn)

248 238 I ordered another heavy bag.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZMbn)

Samoan mail order bride?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

249 Pop ups all of a sudden a few weeks ago stopped, had just a couple in last week. Was 1 a hour and could tell it was comming as tablet froze up a couple of seconds before it.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

250 For all your Nazi Death Camp Comedy needs, check out,

"Seven Beauties" by Lena Wertmuller.


I KNOW NUSSING!

Posted by: SGT SCHULZ at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (ZfRYq)

251 Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.





Take it easy

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020


*
*

Funny; I've got a peaceful, easy feeling. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (rpbg1)

252 i hate the fucking eagles, man!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

-------
Hey.... desperado.

Why dont you come to your senses.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (nw6Hr)

253 Ace on his most-recent date...
https://tinyurl.com/ufzgyew
[jpg]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (TQ/zJ)

254 So I thought until I got a new 8GB machine in the summer of '18 at work. The work platform apps, which had been fine on the Win 7 machine of my predecessor, were viciously slow to load. I blamed it on Win 10. Then I added 4GB, and the computer is fine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM (rpbg1)

----

I remember the days of 4K of RAM, and the mass storage was a cassette tape. Which I used to play music.

The math teacher was not amused.

Posted by: Punchline please at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (+0uDE)

255 >>>217 Puppy gets new home : https://tinyurl.com/w6y4b53



#SoCute
Posted by: Dr Spank

...

i knew you were going to be you

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (PbpT7)

256 my town's first wuflu spread to others because the symptomatic guy couldn't bear to miss his workout...such devotion!

Posted by: CN



======



Good lord, what a jerk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (AJ7I1)

---
Drives a Lexus, too.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

257 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

258 In terms of general fitness all your really need are three kettlebells, one or two resistance bands, jump rope and enough space to swing the kettle bell.

If you wanted to go as cheap as possible you could get a 50lb sand bag from Home Depot and enough duct tape to wrap it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (FVrDO)

259 Please I'm beggin ya...not the fucking Eagles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (7ZMbn)

260 here not hear

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

261 I guess I could trudge over to Krogers and watch for hand sanitizer come in.

Oh, wait. That was my fun-filled plan for Saturday night.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (KxVoZ)

262
The bad news.

The restaurant where Daughter and Son work has succumbed to the fear virus, upon report that there may have been one case of WuHuFlu in town.

The good news.

Daughter and SiL2B brought out some grub from the restaurant. Freezer, fridge, and shelves are now stocked.

Bad news.

Concerned some of this food may go bad before we eat it. It's just Milady and I out here.

Good news.

They brought kitty litter. Very important. Our three cats were being very very good for having a millimeter of sand to scrape. Fortunate that today the rains quit so they can go outside.

Bad news.

They didn't bring any canned cat food or booze. We may just have to break shelter and run to town briefly.

Good news.
Bad news.
You know I' had my share...

Posted by: mindful webworker
Strict New Panic Schedule
at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (jhgxs)

263 Working from home starting Monday which is just perfect since I downloaded the new Panzer Corps 2 game last night.

Is it good? I haven't played a computer game in years and years.

Just downloaded it but will install tonight. I'll give a short review next week. The Panzer Corps 1 was a lot of fun. These are turn based games like the old hex board games.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (auKSl)

264 Andrew Gillum's party night photos, haha.


That was some wedding.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

265 My ex got kinda chunky. I went and got in some of the best shape of my life. Winning!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

266 Good lord, what a jerk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (AJ7I1)

Yup, I found it hard to believe. I don't do that if I have a cold. It's a fitness virtue signal

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (ONvIw)

267 Great, now we're meming Eagles songs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:01 PM (3H9h1)



-----



Cuz we're already gone...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020


*
*

Get over it

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (rpbg1)

268 Don't make me go all Desperado up in here.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (oigoJ)

269 243 Andrew Gillum's party night photos, haha.

https://tinyurl.com/swyke3s

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 20, 2020 05:53 PM (8k7U7)

Yikes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (x/YjS)


"Honey, I know it looks bad, but you're gonna laugh when you hear this ... no, really, you will ... now honey, don't be that way... see, it was really hot, that's it, REALLY hot, and like, you know, just to cool off ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (rmY2H)

270 Drives a Lexus, too.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

hey!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (7ZMbn)

271
Mostly light. Like, 85% light.

E-85

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

272 grammie, my disgust for the eagles is well known.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

273 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

*raises hand*

Not a fan.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (x8Wzq)

274 At least some of the ladies can join the Joy Division drive up service.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (U/QDb)

275 A neighbor of mine used to tell me when he worked out in his yard, the buzzards would start circling. Even they knew he wouldn't last 15 minutes.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (OvKdi)

276 What are your quarantine workout routines? I've got a couple of 30 lb dumbbells and I'm doing squats at lunch while I work from home. I'll probably add in some overhead presses and pushups as well. If the weather turns nice I may go run laps around the parking lot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2020 05:32 PM (SgjGX)

Relaods? Range time? Maintain 6 feet social distance.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (hOMhY)

277 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

-----

You.

Garret.

Chavez.

Thats it, witchy woman.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (nw6Hr)

278 My quarantine project is I am sure super stupid. I ordered an 80% AR15 lower yesterday and intend to mill it out, then populate it and mate with a prebuilt upper. Haven't fired a gun since the late 70's, but I think probably time not to be without one. Polymer lower so pretty sure I can handle this, but we'll see.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (8E3CE)

279
93 Joe Biden says he is "desperately" looking to be in regular contact with the American public, perhaps with regular press conferences in Wilmington, Del., or using technology. "They tell me there's ways we can do teleconferencing via us all being in different locations," he says.

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (cF8AT)


Phonograph records, Joe, phonograph records.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

280 Don't make me go all Desperado up in here.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (oigoJ)
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Take it to the limit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (Eicbe)

281 272 grammie, my disgust for the eagles is well known.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (KP5rU)


Chavez!

It will disappoint you to know that I like the Eagles...

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (TdMsT)

282 You know it's not just 5 o'clock somewhere, it is 5 o'clock here.

Bourbon.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (ZfRYq)

283 " Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?"

Joe Walsh was tolerable but the rest sucked ass.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

284 A dozen exercises on the Bowflex Xtreme followed by 30 minutes on the elliptical and 30 minutes on the recumbent bike. While watching old Magnum PI shows.

Posted by: Cosda at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (gfEN8)

285 Kittens playing peek-a-boo:

https://tinyurl.com/rafgj25

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

286 "Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (rmY2H)"

You sound like you've done this before. Ha!

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (OvKdi)

287 tonite will be gin and tonic night!

for the health!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (j9HX3)

288 274 At least some of the ladies can join the Joy Division drive up service.

As long as they figure out a way to do it in Isolation, and not in any virus-infected Atmosphere where there could be Transmission.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KxVoZ)

289 Phonograph records, Joe, phonograph records.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

His Ukrainian master's voice

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

290 All I know about Win 10 is that it needs memory. 8GB is not enough.

Then I went with 16GB and it got cramped.

Without running Docker or any VMs, using 14GB of 32GB Right Now.

The MBP with 16GB is cramped too, so it isn't a Windows 10 thing.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (uYQjf)

291 Please I'm beggin ya...not the fucking Eagles.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (7ZMbn)


Great, welcome to the HotelMisHum. Ice machine is broken.

Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (0x00j)

292 Joe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

293 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?


Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)


I don't hear like the Eagles at all. Or most birds for that matter, they've got incredible hearing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (8B6Ng)

294 my name in lights! i can let the virus take me, now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (KP5rU)

295 I've also been re-bit by the aviation bug.
So I'd like to set up a cheap flight sim station, and maybe resume flying lessons.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip slope at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM


Land long.

Also, suggestion for nic sig line update.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (DMUuz)

296
Last time I was at Costco I bought 2 boxes of Kodiak buttermilk flapjack mix. Just add water, it says.
And I bought a bottle of 100% US raw unfiltered honey.

Never had pancakes with honey.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (EvZQi)

297 Sen Booker sees nothing wrong with this viral young man sleeping peacefully in his birthday suit as nature intended...haters!

Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (32YRo)

298 I'm baking till the flour or yeast runs out. Ordered shop lights for the garage. planted herbs. Blah blah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (7ZMbn)

299 278 My quarantine project is I am sure super stupid. I ordered an 80% AR15 lower yesterday and intend to mill it out, then populate it and mate with a prebuilt upper. Haven't fired a gun since the late 70's, but I think probably time not to be without one. Polymer lower so pretty sure I can handle this, but we'll see.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (8E3CE)


I think the keys are a drill press and a router.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)

300 How many people die in car accidents in the United States of America each year? In 2017, 40,327 people killed in U.S. motor vehicle collisions. In 2016, there were 34,439 police-reported fatal car accidents, a 5.8 percent increase from 2015.

These fatal crashes led to 37,461 total fatalities, including 25,096 vehicle occupants, 5,286 motorcyclists, and 7,079 nonoccupants.

************************

There I looked it up myself.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (EJbIh)

301 Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

Don't loathe them or anything, but I've never been a fan of their music.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (WI7YS)

302 Relaods? Range time? Maintain 6 feet social distance.
Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (hOMhY)


Range near me is closed down.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (SgjGX)

303 Did everyone get their required dose of quinine?

Just finished mine. Added some gin for extra anti-septic effects.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)

304 chavez - in case you sent me an email I am not ignoring it - I just didn't get it. Ben Had as well. Maybe my email has the Woo Hoo Floo.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (lwiT4)

305 That was totally the wrong link above, that was supposed to got my ex-wife.


Puppies gets new home : https://tinyurl.com/tbueknv

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (GXsiT)

306

I have no butter, tho.

I have coconut oil, tho. Maybe that'll do?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EvZQi)

307 Speaking of sucking ass, Windows 10.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

308 Doobie Brothers?? Well, I like Black Water. Then

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (90T4r)

309 Laura W on her most-recent date...
https://tinyurl.com/vqkk9d7
[jpg]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (TQ/zJ)

310
Miley just got back from shopping and said that CVS is now imposing mandatory "social distancing" on customers. They've set up tables at the checkout to keep customers apart, and apart from the checkout clerks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (rCwaK)

311 oe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

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Seems to me, they dont want to talk about it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (nw6Hr)

312 Hate the Eagles?

I bleed green if cut

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

313 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:06 PM (7ZMbn)

Hey you're not a Blob anymore! Congratulations.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

314 Last time I was at Costco I bought 2 boxes of Kodiak buttermilk flapjack mix. Just add water, it says.
And I bought a bottle of 100% US raw unfiltered honey.

Never had pancakes with honey.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (EvZQi)

Honey is thicker than syrup.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EJbIh)

315 Never had pancakes with honey.


that sounds really good! and also healthy! good for seasonal allergies Sooth

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (j9HX3)

316 311 oe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

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Seems to me, they dont want to talk about it.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (nw6Hr)

Lol.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

317 Did everyone get their required dose of quinine?

Just finished mine. Added some gin for extra anti-septic effects.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)

I'm good, I've always sort of liked the taste.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (ONvIw)

318 Joe Walsh was tolerable but the rest sucked ass.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:09 PM (Tnijr)



I've got a few Joe Walsh and Barnstorm albums, zero Eagles. James Gang was ok too. I can tolerate Hotel California (the album) but enough friends own it I don't ever need to worry.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (8B6Ng)

319 Please I'm beggin ya...not the fucking Eagles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (7ZMbn)



Sorry, pal. You're gonna have a Heartache Tonight.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (z0XD8)

320 296


Last time I was at Costco I bought 2 boxes of Kodiak buttermilk flapjack mix. Just add water, it says.

And I bought a bottle of 100% US raw unfiltered honey.



Never had pancakes with honey.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (EvZQi)

I bought that to donate and forgot when i put the boxes together, so I got that going for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (7ZMbn)

321
Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip slope at March 20, 2020 05:59 PM

Land long.

Also, suggestion for nic sig line update.

Posted by: Duncanthrax



Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (EvZQi)

322 306

I have no butter, tho.

I have coconut oil, tho. Maybe that'll do?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EvZQi)

You have Crisco??

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

323 Nighthawks is set in the wee hours of Dec 8, 1941. What Hooper saw in the West Village NYC.

He finished it in January 1942 and the Art Institute of Chicago snapped it up for $10k IIRC, and it's been there ever since. It'd go for over $100mm today

When I saw it, it was right next to American Gothic. So a great one two punch of American Art. Compare and contrast. 10% of your exam grade

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (9TdxA)

324 You know what gets you through tough days where you just want to bust a cap and put one through the tv screen? Too Cute on Animal Planet. Salty, grizzled old jarhead here. Puppies and kittens beat stupid talking heads any day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (C1Lsn)

325 every motherfucker in our neighborhood has decided that now is the time to start exercising.


Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)

326
I have no butter, tho.



I have coconut oil, tho. Maybe that'll do?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EvZQi)

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Works for me!

Posted by: Mayor Gillum at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

327 I'm watching streamers play DOOM Eternal and just looking forward to getting my hands on it in the future, when I can play it.

Posted by: soulpile at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (rwZk1)

328 281: nothing wrong with that ladyl, i'm sure i listen to music you would find annoying. that's what makes life fun. we can't all like the same thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

329 Last time I was at Costco I bought 2 boxes of Kodiak buttermilk flapjack mix. Just add water, it says.
And I bought a bottle of 100% US raw unfiltered honey.

Never had pancakes with honey.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (EvZQi)

Honey is thicker than syrup.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EJbIh)

I love that brand, but I add eggs for the grandsons, make it protein heavy

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (ONvIw)

330
Sorry, pal. You're gonna have a Heartache Tonight.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (z0XD

I hate you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (7ZMbn)

331 I have a funny video I want to link for the end of day post, but it's too large to upload on this site. (This site has VERY limited space.)

Any suggestions?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 05:52 PM (PbpT7)


Email in nick.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

332 All I know about Win 10 is that it needs memory. 8GB is not enough.

Then I went with 16GB and it got cramped.

Without running Docker or any VMs, using 14GB of 32GB Right Now.

The MBP with 16GB is cramped too, so it isn't a Windows 10 thing.

16 gig is good for a lot of things - Win will swap out their own crap for you to disk so having a SSD helps a lot, a whole lot.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (EJbIh)

333 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM

GAINZZ!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (DMUuz)

334 I have no butter, tho.

I have coconut oil, tho. Maybe that'll do?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March




what are you making?

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (HALdu)

335 grammie, I received your email and replied.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (oigoJ)

336 Pancakes tomorrow I think. Should have bought sausages the other day since I have all the time in the world to make breakfast now.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

337 Not an Eagles fan, either. They're not bad, they're just... I dunno. Elevator music.

Maybe something of theirs redone by Postmodern Jukebox or Leo Moracchioli would be okay.

Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (P1f+c)

338 I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac...

It was actually a person's head.

Should I worry?

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (3H9h1)

339 This is cute!

@RexChapman

This daddy beatboxing and teaching his baby girl the alphabet and numbers during self-isolation is the Twitter content I'm here for...

https://tinyurl.com/slpgmlp

Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

340 We need some music.

*Gary Owen voice*
Aaand now here's the latest international sensation, RobotMouth with their new hit, Kagome Kagome.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bht96voReEo

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (HaL55)

341 You have Crisco??

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (90T4r)

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I buy it in bulk.

Rosario, uh, likes to cook a lot.

Too bad she dyked out, huh?

Posted by: Senator Spartacus Booker at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

342 Hey you're not a Blob anymore! Congratulations.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

Nope.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (7ZMbn)

343 Virus related:

I'm worried about those drive thru testing sites
while I'm sure they will do their best to keep things safe, it seems to me one could get infected

think - infected person gets tested and virus gets on tester's bunny suit
you drive up, roll down your window, and wind blows the virus from bunny suit to you

unless you are really sick and gonna need to be hospitalized, I don't see how testing helps you directly

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)

344 I have coconut oil, tho. Maybe that'll do?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EvZQi)

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THAT post and THAT handle do not go well together.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (nw6Hr)

345 292 Joe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)


James Brown..HE was good.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (TdMsT)

346 My 7, almost 8, year old granddaughter is really into the Harry Potter stories. So I'm making her a magic wand for her birthday. Otherwise, put the house on the market, curious to see what sort of activity there may be. We don't have to sell so no pressure to accept a low ball offer.

Great weekend to youse guys!

Posted by: steve walsh at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (ibtv7)

347 I ordered another heavy bag.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:04 PM (7ZMbn)


I somebody reselling combination heavy bag - speed bag contraption. Looked interesting.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (zr5Kq)

348 Does anyone know how to turn off the mouse hover info tag?

Is it Windows 10 or a Chrome thing?

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (QLPEO)

349
There's all kindz of honey, now, too.
It's confusing.

Raw?
Unfiltered?
Does that mean it's dirty?

I bought this one because it said made in USA, and I want to support American bees.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (EvZQi)

350 'You know what gets you through tough days where you just want to bust a cap and put one through the tv screen? Too Cute on Animal Planet. "

Oh yeah. PlutoTv has channels for dog and cat videos. I'ts impossible to watch for more that 2 minutes without a complete change of attitude.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

351 Nighthawks all went home with Bird Flu

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (FLiOE)

352 * I saw somebody

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (zr5Kq)

353 You know what gets you through tough days where you just want to bust a cap and put one through the tv screen? Too Cute on Animal Planet. Salty, grizzled old jarhead here. Puppies and kittens beat stupid talking heads any day.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (C1Lsn)

Lots of channels on YT with cats/dogs. The Dodo, animal rescue, a lot of South Korean cat channels.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (EJbIh)

354 GAINZZ!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (DMUuz)

lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (7ZMbn)

355
How about ace posts photos of empty grocery store shelves and then gives us pointers on how he would have put them together?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (pNxlR)

356 grammie, I received your email and replied.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (oigoJ)


That's so weird. I see not a thing. Let me check my spam......

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (lwiT4)

357 Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (z0XD

I hate you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 20, 2020 06:13 PM (7ZMbn)
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Take it easy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (Eicbe)

358
I saw a Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac...


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NOT THE EAGLES!!!! NOT THE EAGLES!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (nw6Hr)

359 Husband just finished his quinine and gin dosing.

I'm having tequila blanco with grapefruit juice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

360 That's so weird. I see not a thing. Let me check my spam......


Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (lwiT4)

never had spam.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (7ZMbn)

361 I bought this one because it said made in USA, and I want to support American bees.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (EvZQi)


Don't buy it from some shady dealer who rips off the producer. Buy it straight from the bee.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (t+qrx)

362 29
willowed:



Seeing a number of stores in my area closing 'until further notice.'
Foot traffic in my favorite thrift store has been insignificant this
week, and they were closed this morning.



Even with not being shut down by edict, staying open and operating may not be feasible for a lot of businesses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

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That's where I am right now. My store is open and this week has actually been pretty good, but the mall has gone on reduced hours and the government keeps telling people not to go to the mall.

Couple that with our postal service not enforcing signatures on delivery (which screws up online selling) and eBay not changing expecting delivery dates and I might just be sitting at home pretty soon.

Posted by: TheHoser at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (IDjUx)

363 Joe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)

Cream > Eagles ack

Cream 10- 15 classics with 3? albums.

Eagles 2? classics with 15 albums.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (hOMhY)

364 345 292 Joe Walsh, the James Gang. THEY were Good.
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (90T4r)


James Brown..HE was good.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (TdMsT)


He Feel Good!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

365 I saw a bumper sticker for Giant Meteor, but I couldn't tell if it was for 2016 or 2020.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (LxTcq)

366 Just saw that the Dems are against sending a check to unemployed Americans during a crisis they created with the media - bwhahaha!

That'll play well in America...now the Dems can take their turn as the party against the working people and see how it feels.

Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (32YRo)

367
336 Pancakes tomorrow I think. Should have bought sausages the other day since I have all the time in the world to make breakfast now.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)


I have sausage and bacon in the freezer, gluten free pancake mix and Vermont maple syrup.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (TdMsT)

368 Take it easy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (Eicbe)

Dammit you guys. this is just wrong.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (7ZMbn)

369 Raw?
Unfiltered?
Does that mean it's dirty?

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No.... its good and bettter for you. But it cystalizes up before I can use it all ..... so I buy processed.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (nw6Hr)

370 Nope.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (7ZMbn)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (Ez6QX)

371 Drawback to teleworking: Got 3 "must finish" projects on my work computer,next to which is my personal computer with AOSHQS and Hickok45 videos.

What to do, what to do?

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (zggXQ)

372
Wait, what?

I can adds Eggs to this pancake batter?
What's the end result in terms of flavor and fluffiness?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (EvZQi)

373 G&Ts are where it's at. I doubt if there's enough quinine to be preventative, but you never know

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (ONvIw)

374 Last time I was at Costco I bought 2 boxes of Kodiak buttermilk flapjack mix. Just add water, it says.


Is that Kodiak stuff any good? I find it hard to believe any "just add water" is tasty. Somehow I wound up with a box, I guess I can try it out. Probably only a year past expiration. I know the bacon I have is good, so it wouldn't be a total loss.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)

375 I have no butter, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:11 PM (EvZQi)
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Wanna borrow mine?

Posted by: Marlon Brando at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

376 Sorry, pal. You're gonna have a Heartache Tonight.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:12 PM (z0XD


Lord, I know....

Posted by: runner, not liking The Eagles at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (zr5Kq)

377 Listen kid. I was jacked, tanned, and juiced as fuck when you were in diapers playing pony soldiers and sticking corn pops up your nose.

Posted by: Joe Biden has binders full of Women Veeps at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (786Ro)

378 I was gifted the most incredible honey ever. I will not share the name because it only comes in a limited supply and until I get some more I ani't tellin.

Thank You Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (oigoJ)

379

He Feel Good!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

He knew that he would.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (TdMsT)

380 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

*raises hand*

Not a fan.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 06:08 PM (x8Wzq)

Never been a huge fan, though not a hater either. They were on too much and didn't stand out for me.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (EJbIh)

381 Levin is good today.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (oh+79)

382 " I was gifted the most incredible honey ever."

Me too! 24 years this Sunday!

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

383 Never in the mumblty years I've been here have I been more grateful for the sidebar.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (XxJt1)

384 Wait, what?

I can adds Eggs to this pancake batter?
What's the end result in terms of flavor and fluffiness?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (EvZQi)

Doesn't it list this on the box as an option? Mine turn out pretty good as the fussy four year old shovels them in quickly.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (ONvIw)

385
Topic:

The Eagles were the American Beatles.


Discus.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (z0XD8)

386 379

He Feel Good!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

He knew that he would.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (TdMsT)

So Good, So Good ( you do the instrumental part, okay)?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)

387
LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (Ez6QX)

Heidis working from home and sometimes she insists I shower. But i fool her and don't use soap. Shes not the boss a me!!

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (7ZMbn)

388 Hearing testing of this Wuhan Flu makes me wonder how legit it is. Doesn't sound like its a + or - kind of test, at best you give a sample and its days later. Many were saying they were being only told if positive and in the dark otherwise.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)

389 Randy Savage would be epic right about now.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (CLteG)

390 It has quit raining so I'll be able to see all the stars in the Southern sky.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (oigoJ)

391 "The Eagles were the American Beatles.
Discus. "

No.

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

392 So, I'm making a conflict resolution patch for a Skyrim build based of Lexy's LOTD modlist. You can only put 254 mods in the automatic patchers she uses (and actually it's 242 or so you can get away with because you have to have some of those patchers' patches included in later patcher patching), so I had like 90 more mods (many just patches) that I have to resolve myself. Well and make sure all her patchers' patches have patched correctly.
It passes the time.

Posted by: Methos at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (kOpft)

393
Is that Kodiak stuff any good?

I don't know yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (EvZQi)

394 Topic:

The Eagles were the American Beatles.


Discus.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (z0XD
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Yes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (Eicbe)

395 No.... its good and bettter for you. But it cystalizes up before I can use it all ..... so I buy processed.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:16 PM (nw6Hr)

I hear you can decrystallize it by just low simmer in a pan of water.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (EJbIh)

396 16 gig is good for a lot of things - Win will swap out their own crap for you to disk so having a SSD helps a lot, a whole lot.


This laptop came with 4 and I installed another 4 gigs of memory. Also got a full sized 32 gig flash card and am using that for ReadyBoost cache. Haven't found out if there's a way to force Win10 to use it instead of paging on the HD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (HaL55)

397 The Beatles were the English Monkees.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (QLPEO)

398 Thinking of selling 2-ply at 1 dollar for 3 squares by May. 40 squares for 10 bucks. Maybe I'll recruit some soldiers to corner the neighborhood market by May.

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (MRjKr)

399 Usually listen to Levin while typing away, didn't realise the time.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (ZCEU2)

400 Is that Kodiak stuff any good? I find it hard to believe any "just add water" is tasty. Somehow I wound up with a box, I guess I can try it out. Probably only a year past expiration. I know the bacon I have is good, so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)
The grandsons love it, they even like the frozen Kodiak waffles. I use it to make muffins as well as it's decent on protein and fiber

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (ONvIw)

401 377
Listen kid. I was jacked, tanned, and juiced as fuck when you were in
diapers playing pony soldiers and sticking corn pops up your nose.

Posted by: Joe Biden has binders full of Women Veeps at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (786Ro)

Hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (7ZMbn)

402 390 It has quit raining so I'll be able to see all the stars in the Southern sky.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (oigoJ)

When you saw the Southern Cross, for the first time. Write a song about it?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (90T4r)

403 Is that Kodiak stuff any good?

I don't know yet.


The Kodiak frozen microwavable pancakes are actually pretty decent...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (7s3Gx)

404
So Good, So Good ( you do the instrumental part, okay)?
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (90T4r)


I'll do it!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (TdMsT)

405 These fatal crashes led to 37,461 total fatalities, including 25,096 vehicle occupants, 5,286 motorcyclists, and 7,079 nonoccupants.

How many deaths from illegal aliens?

Posted by: 🐧 at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (uYQjf)

406 Is that Kodiak stuff any good? I find it hard to believe any "just add water" is tasty. Somehow I wound up with a box, I guess I can try it out. Probably only a year past expiration. I know the bacon I have is good, so it wouldn't be a total loss.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (8B6Ng)


Eh. It's pretty tasteless, actually. Put peanut butter and maple syrup on it, it's not bad.

Not as carby as say Krusteaz complete. But only by a little.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (ZfRYq)

407 I'll meet you Eagles haters half-way.

They were over-rated and over-played.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

408 I think the keys are a drill press and a router.
Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)


Got those plus torque wrench and all the drill bits. Want to get an X/Y vise and will need an end mill. I actually think this is going to be another of my projects where the building is all the fun, then when I'm done what do I do with it. Truth be told, I am actually hoping that is the case this time, but just in case.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (8E3CE)

409 397
The Beatles were the English Monkees.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (QLPEO)

Why am i laughing at this?!

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (7ZMbn)

410 Heard a rumor - are the Bucs seriously considering picking up Antonio Brown to go with Brady? Tell me that's wrong...if not, they need to step away from the crack pipe that Brown is holding.

Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (32YRo)

411 https://bit.ly/2UrSaRQ
*******
Andrew Gillum, naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....

The Democrats will endorse him for office by next week.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (wLHJy)

412 Eagles Greatest Hits is the #1 All Time Best Selling LP isn't it?

I don't like'em, but they did have a ton of talent and wrote a siht ton of popular tunes.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (bKjAM)

413 350 'You know what gets you through tough days where you just want to bust a cap and put one through the tv screen? Too Cute on Animal Planet. "

Oh yeah. PlutoTv has channels for dog and cat videos. I'ts impossible to watch for more that 2 minutes without a complete change of attitude.
Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:14 PM (Tnijr)

Ever try explore.org?

Posted by: 29victor at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (BJKQV)

414 I hear you can decrystallize it by just low simmer in a pan of water.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (EJbIh)

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Works for a bit. But I still end up with a third of a jar of rock candy.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (nw6Hr)

415 The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks.... ya 'all.

Settle down.

And put on Those Shoes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (3H9h1)

416 f'd, Congratulations and many more.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (oigoJ)

417 Ben! I've been putting Slap Ya' Mama on everything. You wouldn't believe what it does to tuna salad. Still looking for Lefty's, but this'll do just fine.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (XxJt1)

418 Picked up fish and chips at a now, take out only, place. They were jammed.

And threw out the 'social distancing' hours before.

No one cared - good fish!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Y4EXg)

419 I'll meet you Eagles haters half-way.

They were over-rated and over-played.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

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...new kid in town ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (nw6Hr)

420 I like Kodiak mixes.

I think I'm going to put in a small garden, mostly greens. I don't know how much longer I'll have the house, but I just want to grow something. And I'll hire my stepson's friend to work it on, which will give him a little extra money.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Lqy/e)

421 Randy Savage would be epic right about now.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


Don't tell me the walmart's outta Slim Jims!??! Yeah!

Posted by: Zombie Randy Savage at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (786Ro)

422 The Eagles are mostly fucked out rather than bad...though there style left a lot to be desired and they were home to two of the biggest dicks in popular music.

...so, they have that in common with the Beatles.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (bKjAM)

423 Ben Had - yep, spam folder. Reply on its way!

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

424 Why am i laughing at this?!
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (7ZMbn)

You're high on your own BO, is my guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

425 Just downloaded it but will install tonight. I'll give a short review next week. The Panzer Corps 1 was a lot of fun. These are turn based games like the old hex board games.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 20, 2020 06:07 PM (auKSl)


I'm tempted, just for fun, but I'm concerned about whether it would run efficiently on my old computer.

I'm still running 64-bit Win 7, with an Intel i5-2300 2.80 GHz, 4 core 4 logical processor CPU, and 8 GB of RAM, so I think I meet the requirements, but the requirements to run something are usually the absolute minimum.

Can anybody shed any light on this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (rmY2H)

426 412 Eagles Greatest Hits is the #1 All Time Best Selling LP isn't it?

I don't like'em, but they did have a ton of talent and wrote a siht ton of popular tunes.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (bKjAM)

Well, they were no Yes.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)

427 Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Tnijr)

428 SHUT UP ABOUT THE EAGLES!!!
I need my damn heavy bag.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (7ZMbn)

429 Went for an hour bike ride. Felt great in 70 degree weather, which is the first day that warm this year.

Just went to our regular pizza joint and picked up a couple of pies, order of wings and a bottle of wine. They were actually quite busy taking orders, seem to be moving quite a bit of product.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (s9Eo8)

430 I'll meet you Eagles haters half-way.

They were over-rated and over-played.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

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...new kid in town ??
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (nw6Hr)
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Just a victim of love, and I can't tell you why.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (Eicbe)

431 ..so, they have that in common with the Beatles.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (bKjAM)



Hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

432 Has the 85% light stuff gvidance been kept?

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (w/exv)

433 * much Beatles hate at the HQ...

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (zr5Kq)

434 Ben! I've been putting Slap Ya' Mama on everything. You wouldn't believe what it does to tuna salad. Still looking for Lefty's, but this'll do just fine.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (XxJt1)

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This!!!! I LOVE That stuff.


AND..... I have discovered Sriracha SAUCE....

Oh lordy... that goes on alot of stuff too.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (nw6Hr)

435 384 Wait, what?

I can adds Eggs to this pancake batter?
What's the end result in terms of flavor and fluffiness?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:17 PM (EvZQi)

Doesn't it list this on the box as an option? Mine turn out pretty good as the fussy four year old shovels them in quickly.
Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:18 PM (ONvIw)


Read the box. Bisquick that is NOT complete has add eggs on the instructions.

Walmart sells the 7lb bag of Krusteaz complete for like $6. That's a lot of food there.

Posted by: blaster at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (ZfRYq)

436 >>>257 Does anyone else hear not like the Eagles, or is it just me?


I hate them EXCEPT well I do like a few of the songs.

But I hate The Eagles, and the idea of them.

I like some of the guys who are not Don Henley or Glenn Frye.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

437 You know who else was no Yes?

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (QLPEO)

438
407 I'll meet you Eagles haters half-way.

They were over-rated and over-played.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)


I'll agree to over-played.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (TdMsT)

439 I often get Kodiak mix for pancakes and muffins. The chocolate muffin mix is good with blueberries

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

440 "The Eagles were the American Beatles."

My opinion of both is identical. Mostly meh. And massive egos all around.

I do like Joe Walsh and the late George Harrison, though.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (x8Wzq)

441 My favorite stuff from the Eagles was written by Felder and Walsh anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (Eicbe)

442 I think I'm going to put in a small garden, mostly greens. I don't know how much longer I'll have the house, but I just want to grow something. And I'll hire my stepson's friend to work it on, which will give him a little extra money.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Lqy/e)

Wuflu victory garden! Good idea. I plan on doing this, lots of greens and peppers. I started some pea shoots in the house today, they're quick dependable and fun for the kids to watch

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (ONvIw)

443 garrett, we need to talk about those Dinah Washington LP's as in can you make some CD's?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (oigoJ)

444 Hard to find Eagles Deep Cuts, too.

Pretty much everything they made was turned out.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (bKjAM)

445 428 SHUT UP ABOUT THE EAGLES!!!
I need my damn heavy bag.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (7ZMbn)

It's your own fault. You know how this crowd is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

446 Eagles? I liked their first three albums best. Joe Walsh is a monster guitar player, but I just didn't care for them with him.

This is unlike the visceral seething I have for Michael McDonald for how he ruined the Doobie Brothers. I liked him a lot better in Steely Dan and wish he's stayed with them or just gone solo instead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)

447 Nighthawks blonde yelling at dinner-table cat meme:
https://tinyurl.com/vhm6477
[jpg]

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

448 You know who else was no Yes?
Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at March 20, 2020 06:23 PM (QLPEO)
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Hitler?

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (Eicbe)

449 A woman in Wisconsin was arrested after licking the door handle of a freezer in a supermarket. She claimed that she was protesting the virus.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (r1mci)

450 But I hate The Eagles, and the idea of them.

what the heck is the 'idea' of the Eagles? I just theought they were a band.

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (s9Eo8)

451
You're high on your own BO, is my guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

LOL. that could very well be true.
*sniffs under arms*
*Sees some very strange shit*

*face plants*

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (7ZMbn)

452 Work was relaxed today. Started slow and worked in my home shop to turn some parts for work. Meandered into work at lunch time. Parking was real easy. Four other guys from the group were around in other rooms and other floors. Pretended I was Adrian Monk and had wipes for every door knob. Succumbed to the virus panic by upping Vitamin D to 1200 iu and also added a C tablet. Took my malaria medicine, one shot of gin and lots of quinine tonic. Yes at work. Monday looks to be easy, finish off the molds and start testing the cast materials.
All in all, about twice as productive as normal.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (ZTDnL)

453 Bjork is the Icelandic Yoko. Discuss.

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (786Ro)

454 410 Heard a rumor - are the Bucs seriously considering picking up Antonio Brown to go with Brady? Tell me that's wrong...if not, they need to step away from the crack pipe that Brown is holding.
Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2020 06:21 PM (32YRo)

Brady and Brown have had this planned. If they sign AB, the Bucs will have the most talented receiving group in history. Will they play in 2020 remains to be seen. (Football starts in the Spring. The sport will suck if players go out there with Spring and Summer conditioning and practicing. They will also get hurt).

Posted by: it begins... at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (MRjKr)

455 Beatles -- You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noGjJyEDm5s

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

456 Some threads are like the Hotel California

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (ZCEU2)

457 >> garrett, we need to talk about those Dinah Washington LP's as in can you make some CD's?


Sorry, no. I can run you cassettes. But I do not have the equipment to burn CDs or rip downloads.

I can also send you the LPs and Ace's turntable. He's not using it.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (bKjAM)

458 439 I often get Kodiak mix for pancakes and muffins. The chocolate muffin mix is good with blueberries
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

Who knew the Horde were such Kodiak fans. I don;t think any other brand has that protein and fiber content

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (ONvIw)

459 Speaking of the eagles, block husband just called. We're hiking Sunday to find bald eagles.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (TdMsT)

460 428
SHUT UP ABOUT THE EAGLES!!!
I need my damn heavy bag.


Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (7ZMbn)

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Those speed bags come at you fast!

Posted by: Boxin' Bernie at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

461 Has the 85% light stuff gvidance been kept?




*whispers
I think we are very close to a flamewar. Let me see if I can help...

The Rolling Stones are excellent ! Mick Jagger can sing like no other !

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (zr5Kq)

462 Nighthawks blonde yelling at dinner-table cat meme:
https://tinyurl.com/vhm6477
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (TQ/zJ)


Just sent that to my dad, thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

463 This is unlike the visceral seething I have for
Michael McDonald for how he ruined the Doobie Brothers. I liked him a
lot better in Steely Dan and wish he's stayed with them or just gone
solo instead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)


Preach it.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

464 Not a total ban on news-talk -- sure, post new news stuff -- but generally, keep it light. Mostly light. Like, 85% light.

Sorry, but you're still going to have to wait until the ONT for the boob pics links

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (qAR6u)

465 If anyone wants a pristine Bowflex Extreme 2 near McMinnville Oregon let me know. It's a long story. It has all the bells and whistles (600 lb. Upgrade, leg press, etc.) Cheap, if not free. I may even pay you. Caveat emptor, it has to be dismantled so although I promise it's not a scam there's no way to check it out in our apartment, so "as is" it is.

If this isn't ok ace that's fine, delete if necessary.

Posted by: Kazi at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (0x00j)

466 Got a bottle of Sriracha sauce. For some reason it intimidates me.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (XxJt1)

467 Don Felder seems all right. Heard him on the radio once. Seems he doesn't like Don Henley.

Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (x8Wzq)

468 >>>
what the heck is the 'idea' of the Eagles? I just theought they were a band.

did you watch the documentary they produced? Oh my goodness, they're just terrible.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

469 SHUT UP ABOUT THE EAGLES!!!
I need my damn heavy bag.
Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:22 PM (7ZMbn)


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In the long run.... we are all just wasted time.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (nw6Hr)

470 You know who else was no Yes?


No.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (HaL55)

471 https://bit.ly/2UrSaRQ

*******

Andrew Gillum, naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....


Yeah, he'll be getting divorce papers in rehab any day now.


Ugh. Hope his wife gets tested for AIDS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

472 453 Bjork eh, but am liking Monsters and Men alot

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)

473 Touched a nerve, I believe....

Get Over It

Posted by: Martini Farmer semper liberi montani at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (3H9h1)

474 I liked him a lot better in Steely Dan and wish he's stayed with them or just gone solo instead.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)
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Past the debut album, Steely Dan was *only* Fagen and Becker. The rest of the crew did part-time work on a gig basis. I don't think Diaz played on other albums, but I don't think Skunk did.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (Eicbe)

475 >>Speaking of the eagles, block husband just called. We're hiking Sunday to find bald eagles.

Finding Eagles - A Self Help Guide :

Step One :
Find Road Kill.

Step Two:
Wait.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (bKjAM)

476 Bjork is the Icelandic Yoko. Discuss.
Posted by: Hands


This is not acceptable.

Posted by: eleven at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (QLPEO)

477 466 Got a bottle of Sriracha sauce. For some reason it intimidates me.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (XxJt1)

Hmmm. Does it have that funny chicken scratch writing on the label?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (90T4r)

478 I love the Eagles. Fight me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

479 creeper, I have got to order some Lefty's direct and when I do I will send you some.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (oigoJ)

480 did you watch the documentary they produced? Oh my goodness, they're just terrible.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

Good Lord, why would I do that?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (s9Eo8)

481 Those speed bags come at you fast!


Posted by: Boxin' Bernie at March 20, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

lol. Ok, I'm going outside and look at the sun to get some damn vitamin D.

Posted by: Cannibal Slob at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (7ZMbn)

482 The virus was designed to kill Eagles fans....but it just kills everybody else except Eagles fans.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (U/QDb)

483
Bjork is the Icelandic Yoko. Discuss.

=

Bjork * raises forefinger can sing.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)

484 i'm already gone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

485 This is unlike the visceral seething I have for

Michael McDonald for how he ruined the Doobie Brothers. I liked him a

lot better in Steely Dan and wish he's stayed with them or just gone

solo instead.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)
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There are only a few groups I really loathe.

So much so that I will turn the radio off if they come on.

Michael Bolton is one of them.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

486 Lucrezia the YouTube italian teacher seems well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EtoHGTtqM0

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

487
Step One :
Find Road Kill.

Step Two:
Wait.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (bKjAM)


In Ohio, turkey vultures will get it first.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (TdMsT)

488 This is unlike the visceral seething I have for
Michael McDonald for how he ruined the Doobie Brothers. I liked him a lot better in Steely Dan and wish he's stayed with them or just gone solo instead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)

Or what Peter Cetera did to Chicago after Robert Lamm left and Terry Kath shot himself accidentally


Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (qAR6u)

489 468 >>>
what the heck is the 'idea' of the Eagles? I just theought they were a band.

did you watch the documentary they produced? Oh my goodness, they're just terrible.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

Was it like Spinal Tap??

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (90T4r)

490 You know who else was no Yes?

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat



Jon Anderson-Led Version of YES Will Split Up After 2020 Tour

"There may only be one Yes by 2021 - at least if the one led by the band's lone-surviving co-founder sticks to its current plan.

Yes Featuring Jon Anderson, Trevor Rabin and Rick Wakeman say they are coming to the proverbial end of the road after some touring in 2020...."

https://ihr.fm/2vA3ZNw

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (786Ro)

491


Felder got pushed out by Frey mostly, who was in the grips of a huge coke habit...and unable to write music. Panicking.

And they got into a brawl at a Democrat fundraiser, which didn't help.

His autobiog is pretty good. He's a helluva player. Has lots of great stories.

Henley was the real motor behind the Eagles, huge respect for what he has done, even though he's a bit of a twat.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (lg/F7)

492 I love the Eagles. Fight me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

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... only as the last resort.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (nw6Hr)

493 Hearing testing of this Wuhan Flu makes me wonder how legit it is. Doesn't sound like its a + or - kind of test, at best you give a sample and its days later. Many were saying they were being only told if positive and in the dark otherwise.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)

Alright skip. This is what I do know for fact.

High school buddy went to Hawaii with his wife. Got to feeling bad and tested positive. Severely ill last Saturday. Seemed better Late Sunday/early Monday. Wife called the ambulance last night as bud was having trouble breathing. Currently he is on oxygen and ventilator. 57 YO. ICU.

Sorta changed my outlook on all of this. They still haven't tested his wife. Still. An RN BTW.

Not that its true but I did hear that one could get a respite and then it gets worse.

If you're so inclined say a prayer for my friend Jeff.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (hOMhY)

494 I watched a documentary about the Concorde today. In flight, the exterior of the plane reached over 200 degrees. The windows had refrigeration units in them to keep passengers from burning their skin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

495 >> I love the Eagles. Fight me.

Someone get this Lady a Kiddie pool, Stat.


I'll donate 3 bottles of Hand Sanitizer, who will match?

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (bKjAM)

496 I like some of the guys who are not Don Henley or Glenn Frye.

Posted by: ace

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Ace, c'mon! It's not everyone that has a naked, cocaine laden 16 yr old found unconscious at their place.

It only took $2000 for that problem to go away.

We'd still be in jail for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)

497 >>>Don Felder seems all right. Heard him on the radio once. Seems he doesn't like Don Henley.

him I like. And they screwed him.

And I like Joe Walsh a bunch.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

498 Don Felder seems all right. Heard him on the radio once. Seems he doesn't like Don Henley.
Posted by: Tom Meagher at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (x8Wzq)
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He didn't like all the liberal politics of Frey and Henley, and they fired him. He also didn't like that when they reformed what had been an even split suddenly had Frey and Henley getting over 50% of the proceeds, you know, like anti-corporate, Moonbeam Browner liberals they were.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Eicbe)

499 Ace, did you find a place to host the video at comment #120?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (t+qrx)

500 >>>Ace, c'mon! It's not everyone that has a naked, cocaine laden 16 yr old found unconscious at their place.

It only took $2000 for that problem to go away.

We'd still be in jail for it.

...

right... that was Henley, right?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

501 Thinking if taking a ration of my scotch.

Especially now listening to Levin telling of the Democrats stuffing pork and entitlements into the virus bills

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)

502 >>Michael Bolton is one of them.


I celebrate his entore catalog.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (bKjAM)

503 So much so that I will turn the radio off if they come on.

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

Turn on the radio at any time and there's a 75 percent chance that a Maroon 5 song will be playing

Bunch of soibois

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (qAR6u)

504 478 I love the Eagles. Fight me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:27 PM (dUJdY)


I love them, too.

We'll fight together.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (TdMsT)

505 >>>499 Ace, did you find a place to host the video at comment #120?


no not yet... can you do it?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

506 I will leave the Beatle bashing to the others so I can report the latest shonda coming from the Land of Gov. Wolf-in-Sheep-Clothing: Occupancy limits at your friendly neighborhood grocer! Trader Joe's was allowing only 50 customers at any one time! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (w/exv)

507 Eagles Greatest Hits is the #1 All Time Best Selling LP isn't it?
Posted by: garrett


Looks like it is, for the USA.

Worldwide, it's MJ's Thriller, and the Eagles are only #6.

So says wikipedia, anyways.

Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (P1f+c)

508 If you're so inclined say a prayer for my friend Jeff.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (hOMhY)


Yes.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

509
Yoko is the Japanese Sinead O'Connor.


Discuss.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (z0XD8)

510 Andrew Gillum, naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....

Yeah, he'll be getting divorce papers in rehab any day now.


Ugh. Hope his wife gets tested for AIDS.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

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The Ottoman?

Posted by: Ace-Endosed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

511 Was it like Spinal Tap??
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (90T4r)
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Cept the drummer lives.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (Eicbe)

512 I will leave the Beatle bashing to the others so I can report the latest shonda coming from the Land of Gov. Wolf-in-Sheep-Clothing: Occupancy limits at your friendly neighborhood grocer! Trader Joe's was allowing only 50 customers at any one time! Woo-hoo!
Posted by: kallisto at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (w/exv)

That sucks

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (ONvIw)

513 To all you Eagles H8rs, I'm Busy Being Fabulous!

Posted by: Shep! at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (DMUuz)

514 Lasciatemi cantare
Con la chitarra in mano
Lasciatemi cantare
Sono un Italiano
Un Italiano vero.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (6/uwW)

515 Finding Eagles - A Self Help Guide :

Step One :
Find Road Kill.

Step Two:
Wait.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:26 PM (bKjAM)


I've seen Golden Eagles using this method.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (aS1PU)

516 #462 You're welcome, hogmartin!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (TQ/zJ)

517
And I like Joe Walsh a bunch.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
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I want to be Joe Walsh when I grow up.

Posted by: Weasl at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (MVjcR)

518 He didn't like all the liberal politics of Frey and Henley, and they fired him. He also didn't like that when they reformed what had been an even split suddenly had Frey and Henley getting over 50% of the proceeds, you know, like anti-corporate, Moonbeam Browner liberals they were.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Eicbe)

They also fucked him out of royalties for some songs he was the lead writer on

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (qAR6u)

519
Anyone former gun owners* of NH here?

Can anyone over 21 just buy ammo in NH?

*because you lost them in a canoe mishap

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (EvZQi)

520 Let's fight about disco, next.


I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

521 508 If you're so inclined say a prayer for my friend Jeff.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (hOMhY)

On it

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (s9Eo8)

522 Ben, I'll look forward to that Lefty's. You're a peach.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (XxJt1)

523 She claimed that she was protesting the virus.
Posted by: mercenary13

I can imagine her STD protests got some attention.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (LWu6U)

524 right... that was Henley, right?

Posted by: ace

--

Yep. Scum bag. No matter how talented is was/was not.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (Y4EXg)

525 "Take it to the limit", over and over and over and over and over

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (90T4r)

526 no not yet... can you do it?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (PbpT7)


Yes, I'm good for about 1.9 gigabytes of transfer for the rest of the month.

How big is it?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (t+qrx)

527 Was it like Spinal Tap??
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (90T4r)
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Cept the drummer lives.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (Eicbe)

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Why do the drummers alway bite it???

Moon, Bonham, Tommy Ramone, Jimmy the Rev

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (nw6Hr)

528 er, 1,995 gigabytes. So almost 2 terabytes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (t+qrx)

529 Ok ya'll.. now ya gotta fight me AND Ladyl. You can dis me all you want but don't be dissing my girl.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)

530 WeasEl

Posted by: Weasel at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (MVjcR)

531 I'll meet you Eagles haters half-way.
They were over-rated and over-played.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:20 PM (Eicbe)


( *Donovan MacNabb nods sagely* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (juqNl)

532 Ace, c'mon! It's not everyone that has a naked, cocaine laden 16 yr old found unconscious at their place.




Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)

---
All the time.

I mean, all the time.

Posted by: Barney Frank, distinguished member of Congress at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

533 I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)


I liked her too.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (lwiT4)

534 golfman - will do,but also that seems consist with other accounts of people I heard on the radio.
The testing accounts were often people who didn't have it but around people who were.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (ZCEU2)

535 520 Let's fight about disco, next.


I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)


I have always ALWAYS detested disco.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (TdMsT)

536 No.... its good and bettter for you. But it cystalizes up before I can use it all ..... so I buy processed.
---
I always buy local honey. Yes, it will eventually crystalize, but just put the jar into warm water for a few minutes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (sWM8x)

537 Let's fight about disco, next.

I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)


*holds fingers up the shape of a cross*
HHHIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (aS1PU)

538 What do you get when you cross a snake with a polar bear?



Frostbite.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (XxJt1)

539 517
And I like Joe Walsh a bunch.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
-----
I want to be Joe Walsh when I grow up.
Posted by: Weasl at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (MVjcR)

Step 1- buy Maserati
Step 2- get DUIs

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (90T4r)

540 Joe Biden can tell you how America fought Chinese Flu after they attacked us at Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

541 Here's a fairly deep Eagles cut from the Desperado album - Bitter Creek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R68eQ6rqV0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (HaL55)

542 Ace likes Donna Summer?

Well, "Hot Stuff" is a rockin' song. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

543 Any girl that likes the Eagles has loose skirts.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (U/QDb)

544 I don't hate the Eagles or the Beatles, but I've never heard a cover version of one of their songs that I didn't like better than the original.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (t+qrx)

545 510 Andrew Gillum, naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....

Florida dodged a bullet there, eh?

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (8erNz)

546 I thought The Eagles were okay. I had the album with Desperado.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

547 239 i hate the fucking eagles, man!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

Well now you just know we're going to Take It To The Limit

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (qAR6u)

548 Why do the drummers alway bite it???

Moon, Bonham, Tommy Ramone, Jimmy the Rev
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM (nw6Hr)
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The general perception of drummers is illustrated in the Muppet Show band.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (Eicbe)

549 ace, did you see on Twitter that Eric Carmen is a PDT supporter??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

550
I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

---
Her version of MacArthur Park is the official anthem of Chateau Lloyd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

551 oko is the Japanese Sinead O'Connor. Zojirushi blender.


Discuss.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:30 PM (z0XD

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

552 535 520 Let's fight about disco, next.


I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)


I have always ALWAYS detested disco.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (TdMsT)

For a young Male Nerd who actually could dance?

Disco had its good points.

I mean, you actually got to TOUCH the girl you were dancing with?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NgKpN)

553 510 Andrew Gillum, naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....



Florida dodged a bullet there, eh?

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (8erNz)
---------------------------

And CNN lost another contributor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

554 Hogmartin:

I belive it is 6,000 and some change KB.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

556 The general perception of drummers is illustrated in the Muppet Show band.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (Eicbe)

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Animal was inspired by Bonham

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (nw6Hr)

557 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (VhDwG)

558 Nothing wrong with the Funk Disco hybrid.

Huge fan or The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose, Earth Wind and Fire...all that shit is fun stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (bKjAM)

559 well, that does not look good

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

560 Fagen and Becker took over with The Dan's third album, Pretzel Logic

Where did you get those shoes?!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (9TdxA)

561 550
I remember Ace liked Donna Summer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

---
Her version of MacArthur Park is the official anthem of Chateau Lloyd.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)


She was Cake Girl?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (90T4r)

562 More and more I wonder if the UK had (had) the right idea. Just let it rip through the country, bury our dead, and get back to work.

(yeah, I know insensitive and all, but I fear we are trying to ice the shit cake right now.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

563 >>>549 ace, did you see on Twitter that Eric Carmen is a PDT supporter??

no I don't think so, that's cool.

I vaguely remember SOMETHING about him and politics popping up maybe six months or a year ago but I forget what that was.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

564 garrett, what do you think of the Chambers Brothers?

(They only had that one big hit, "Time", which has been used in a billion commercials.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)

565 ace, did you see on Twitter that Eric Carmen is a PDT supporter??
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)

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Alllll byyyyyy himsellllllllfffff ????

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (nw6Hr)

566 I read that someone developed a feature that would mute Eagles songs automatically when the came on the radio

Worked as designed but everyone who listened to Classic Rock stations thought their radios died

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (qAR6u)

567 Loved the Eagles...till I learned what a jackass Don Henley was.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)

568 There is only one Yoko, who reigns supreme.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

569 Fagen and Becker took over with The Dan's third album, Pretzel Logic

Where did you get those shoes?!
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (9TdxA)
---
Sounds like pretzel logic.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (Eicbe)

570 And Bonham was inspired by Keith Moon

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (9TdxA)

571 I belive it is 6,000 and some change KB.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (PbpT7)


That's not bad. It kinda depends on how much traffic you get. Can you email me?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (t+qrx)

572 >>Her version of MacArthur Park is the official anthem of Chateau Lloyd.


Ever hear the Waylon Jennings Version?

OMG is it fucking awful.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (bKjAM)

573
I bought this one because it said made in USA, and I want to support American bees.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip


They might be killers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

574 >>WeasEl

Puny earthling.

Posted by: Kal-el at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

575 I detest disco but Motown is still good.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (aS1PU)

576 fixerupper, apparently so :-)

My favorite Eric Carmen song is "Never Gonna Fall In Love Again."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

577 Loved the Eagles...till I learned what a jackass Don Henley was.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)
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Henley does jackass in his sleep.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (Eicbe)

578 544 I don't hate the Eagles or the Beatles, but I've never heard a cover version of one of their songs that I didn't like better than the original.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
---
Like Souxie's "Dear Prudence".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

579 More and more I wonder if the UK had (had) the right
idea. Just let it rip through the country, bury our dead, and get back
to work.



(yeah, I know insensitive and all, but I fear we are trying to ice the shit cake right now.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (LWu6U)


Didn't we do that with Barry's swine flu? I don't remember any panic at all, and we lost 18,000 people, with 59,000,000 infected.

Of course, the media made sure to protect their boyfriend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

580 picked a really bad time to stop smoking PCP, really bad.

Posted by: bongo strums at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (B+t5k)

581 I lift in my garage, as I have done since I started barbell training in 2016. So my limitation is the same as always, my will to go out there and do it. I am having some success since I altered my routine to one heave (squat, bench, deadlift) and one light (light squat, press, chin-ups) workout each week. I think this is more suited a a middle-aged body that seemed to have exhausted liner progression. For some reason I have lost 15lbs and 2 inches of my belly since June. That is unexpected. I hope I don't have Al Sharpton Wasting Disease.

Posted by: IronDave at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (k3crU)

582 >> refrain from touching other people's balls...

I'm way ahead of ya, jack.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2020 06:37 PM (Jdw1U)

583 For a young Male Nerd who actually could dance?



Disco had its good points.



I mean, you actually got to TOUCH the girl you were dancing with?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NgKpN)

---
My father learned the Arthur Murray ballroom style dancing as a teen and was in his 30s when disco hit.

He loved disco and Donna Summer in particular.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

584 563 >>>549 ace, did you see on Twitter that Eric Carmen is a PDT supporter??

Oh... Eric CARMEN...

Posted by: Randy Marsh at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (qAR6u)

585 Covid-19
by Herman's Hermits

(to the tune of "No Milk Today")


Covid-19
the main's street's like a scene
of zombie films I've seen
unfolding on the screen.

Covid-19
my freedom's gone away
economy is tanked
my IRA is blanked.

And all that's left is a nation in tatters
A panicked mob hoarding t.p., rice and beans.
When this is done I'll emerge from my bunker
Shotgun in hand
You'd best get out my way.

Posted by: zombie at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (N9G0H)

586 Garrett.. love Earth Wind and Fire!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

587 Chambers were early stuff. Psych Soul or some shit...like late 60s. Way early for that type of sound.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (bKjAM)

588 MacArthur Park is made for polka.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

589
Eric Carmen reminds me of my Junior High dances.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (nw6Hr)

590 Something to ponder.

675,000 Americans died of the Spanish Influenza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (VhDwG)

591 Speaking of polka, I've had a crush on Basia for two years now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (L2ZTs)

592 I think I'll watch Ancient Aliens tonight to see if they invented the Chinese Virus

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (qAR6u)

593 Gym's closed, so it's time to get out the bike to work out. The tire pump arrives from Amazon tomorrow to get me on the road.

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (ognLP)

594 Jewells, you and me and the tequila will take care of Ladyl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (oigoJ)

595 588 MacArthur Park is made for polka.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

Well, Harris WAS the Polka King.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)

596 Kinda sad the high school seniors here won't have their proms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

597 544 I don't hate the Eagles or the Beatles, but I've never heard a cover
version of one of their songs that I didn't like better than the
original.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Etta James doing "Take It to the Limit"

I am not going to say that I prefer all Beatles covers.

Posted by: IronDave at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (k3crU)

598 "Take it to the limit", over and over and over and over and over
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Calculus teachers everywhere at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (DMUuz)

599 hogmartin,

sure, coming up.

But I imagine it will get a lot of traffic, it's pretty funny.

Hm, does anyone have a youtube account? Maybe that would be best.

My own concern with that is: While I know how I can upload to my YouTube account, I have not yet scrubbed it to make sure there's no personally identifying information or Favorite Disney Princesses videos liked.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

600 Did you realize that at no point in John Lenin's Imagine, does he address the infrastructure it would take to control a pandemic?

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (Eicbe)

601 >>Kinda sad the high school seniors here won't have their proms.


I don't think the kids are waiting for Prom night anymore, Jane.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (bKjAM)

602 gonna be a heartache tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (KP5rU)

603
Jewells, you and me and the tequila will take care of Ladyl.





Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (oigoJ)


I'm having tequila right now!

And uh-oh. A member of Pence's staff has the Yellow Peril.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

604 "Take it to the limit", over and over and over and over and over
Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:32 PM

---
Randy, is that you?

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (Eicbe)

605 The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (qAR6u)

606 590 Something to ponder.

675,000 Americans died of the Spanish Influenza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2020 06:38 PM (VhDwG)

That's in a population 1/3 the size now.

105 Million.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

607
My own concern with that is: While I know how I
can upload to my YouTube account, I have not yet scrubbed it to make
sure there's no personally identifying information or Favorite Disney
Princesses videos liked.





Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

---
Just delete the pizza emojis and you're good to go.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

608 >>My own concern with that is: While I know how I can upload to my YouTube account, I have not yet scrubbed it to make sure there's no personally identifying information or Favorite Disney Princesses videos liked.

Any hot lesbian porn?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

609
Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (EvZQi)

610 I don't think the kids are waiting for Prom night anymore, Jane.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (bKjAM)


You're wrong. Local kids are pretty disappointed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

611 >>The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever


You can keep your Beatles and your Stones...

The Kinks were the greatest Rock Band.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (bKjAM)

612 602 gonna be a heartache tonite.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (KP5rU)


Chavez

I love the way your sparking earrings lay

Against your skin so brown.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)

613 Hubby back there playing along to Amarillo by Morning. Damn.. never get tired of that song. George will always be the King of country.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

614 I believe Pat Boone did a cover version of Thunderstruck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

615 Hogmartin, okay, I sent it. Maybe just leave it up briefly to keep traffic down?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

616 605 The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (qAR6u)


I really burned out on "Lola", though.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (90T4r)

617 >>You're wrong. Local kids are pretty disappointed.


Life is tough. They'll survive.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (bKjAM)

618 9 ace, did you see on Twitter that Eric Carmen is a PDT supporter??
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:34 PM (L2ZTs)
*********
Yes & now he feels "Al By myself"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (wLHJy)

619
Kinda sad the high school seniors here won't have their proms.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

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Yeah... well some chicky poo is likely to dump their ass two weeks out and they wouldnt want to go anyway.

Or.

So Im .... told....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (nw6Hr)

620 I ordered an ozone generator on amazon a couple days ago.

When it arrives I'll have to figure out how to plastic tent sections of the living room but hopefully I am set to deal with new puppy on top of old dog and cat. I was worried they'd be all out of stock as people decided they needed to do MORE prevention plus the stores continue to sell out of cleaners and sanitizers.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (T9Hmo)

621 Speaking of smoking...

The dispensaries here in OK seem to be doing a brisk business.

Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (XxJt1)

622 naked, methed up at the feet of his gay white pal....

Yeah, he'll be getting divorce papers in rehab any day now.


Ugh. Hope his wife gets tested for AIDS.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March




meh, if she had fucked him the right way he would have stayed in the marriage.

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (HALdu)

623 Weird Al's Polka Hits on 45:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS5Dc6u1j8o

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

624 Yes & now he feels "Al By myself"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (wLHJy)

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..... skimmer

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (nw6Hr)

625 eric carmen will go all the way to the White House.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

626 612: flattery.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (KP5rU)

627 Joan Jett or Lita Ford?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (qAR6u)

628 Didn't we do that with Barry's swine flu? I don't remember any panic at all, and we lost 18,000 people, with 59,000,000 infected.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I am under no delusion that it will be comparable though. I do think we will end up with 10x to 100x the dead. This is going to be bad, the question is do we spread it out, or rip it off like a bandaid.

What I have not seen is how many people are actually helped by ventilators. In normal circumstance they are already hit or miss with low survival rates.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (LWu6U)

629
I like Joe Walsh the musician. Joe Walsh the former congressman and radio host can go sodomize himself with Andrew Gillum's diseased schlong.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (DmxZZ)

630 Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??


Yep. Never do that again.

Posted by: Al Roker at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

631 And uh-oh. A member of Pence's staff has the Yellow Peril.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I'm sure Pence is hopped up on so much chloroquine that viruses burst into very-tiny flames when they get within 10 feet of him.

Posted by: mikeski at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (P1f+c)

632
Here's is The Greatest Polka Song Evah!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPkouJmjVs



Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (z0XD8)

633 Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (EvZQi)
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Yes. And praise God, I made it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)

634 609
Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (EvZQi)

That's the song where she rolled that flat-bed Ford, right?

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (90T4r)

635 NOT THE EAGLES!!!! NOT THE EAGLES!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:15 PM (nw6Hr)

yeah, same thing I was yelling during SB LII

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)

636 I saw Lita Ford open for Yngwie Malmsteen back in 1987!


Really.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (bKjAM)

637
594 Jewells, you and me and the tequila will take care of Ladyl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM (oigoJ)

Dang!

I can drink tequila.

But I can supply vodka and gin!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (TdMsT)

638 The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever



Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (qAR6u)


This is true. Ray Davies wrote a ton of great songs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (DmxZZ)

639 My cousin's daughter is a senior at a small college and would have graduated in a couple months.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)

640 I ordered an ozone generator on amazon a couple days ago.

PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (T9Hmo)

------

Careful with the ozone. Its not toxic... but it will convert the o2 to O3 and kill shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (nw6Hr)

641 >>> The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever

catch me now I'm fallin'....

sounds a bit like jumpin jack flash in places

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

642 Jewells, I gotta get you to listen to some Johnny Lang.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (oigoJ)

643 Yes Featuring Jon Anderson, Trevor Rabin and Rick
Wakeman say they are coming to the proverbial end of the road after some
touring in 2020...."



https://ihr.fm/2vA3ZNw

Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2020 06:28 PM (786Ro)



Yes died with Chris.


Between the tribute band and this one, I'd go with this one. Jon was great when I saw him in 2015, but that's a lot. I'd be amazed if they had an album between them, but who knows. Wish I'd have had a chance to catch them on this last go-round.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (8B6Ng)

644 I liked it when Joe Walsh ran for president as a member of the Let's Party

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (O6DoG)

645 The Kinks are the most underrated classic rock band ever
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:40 PM (qAR6u)
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It was their low budget.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (Eicbe)

646 Fun fact:

Van Halen's "I'll Wait" was written by, of all people, Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

647 My own concern with that is: While I know how I can upload to my YouTube account, I have not yet scrubbed it to make sure there's no personally identifying information or Favorite Disney Princesses videos liked.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:39 PM


ace, surely you don't think anyone here would ever treat any information like that with less than the greatest respect?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (DMUuz)

648
634 609
Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (EvZQi)

That's the song where she rolled that flat-bed Ford, right?

Posted by: tubal




Song?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (EvZQi)

649 so, who else aint gettin no $1200 ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (rpxSz)

650 Hubby back there playing along to Amarillo by
Morning. Damn.. never get tired of that song. George will always be
the King of country.

It is true that that song and video never gets old. But he is George Strait and is easily one of the all time best. I think he has won entertainer of the year more times than anyone, then again, I stopped checking some time in the 90s.
Having said that, if you say "George" when referring to country, that means another guy. jmo

Posted by: Quint at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (n13/j)

651 I think I'll watch Ancient Aliens tonight to see if they invented the Chinese Virus
Posted by: kbdabear at March




they were going to but the chinese ate them.

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (HALdu)

652 630 Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??


Yep. Never do that again.
Posted by: Al Roker at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, but have you had seven women on your mind? That's too many names to remember.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (wGeit)

653 like the kinks, i'm low budget.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (KP5rU)

654 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPkouJmjVs

A mainstay of every Polish wedding I've attended. Makes me laugh just listening to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (Y4EXg)

655 And uh-oh. A member of Pence's staff has the Yellow Peril.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Probably got it from Dr. Zin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

656 >>It was their low budget.


Nice. Muswell Hillbillies is a stone cold classic LP.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (bKjAM)

657 "Weird Al's Polka Hits on 45:"
I had this tape as a kid. The "Hey Joe" part always cracked me up.

Posted by: Chris M at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (6XZdO)

658 >>>Van Halen's "I'll Wait" was written by, of all people, Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.


oh right

Hey, I think I dropped that as a fun fact in one of these threads! I think you're regifting trivia!

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

659 Well, husband wants to be fed.

Having steaks and baked potatoes tonight.


Now my husband is yelling at the TV because he hates Fauci.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

660 Yeah, but have you had seven women on your mind?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (wGeit)
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Nope. Just the bathroom door.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (Eicbe)

661 577 Loved the Eagles...till I learned what a jackass Don Henley was.
Posted by: creeper at March 20, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)



I was surprised to learn that Glenn Frye was also a gaping asshole.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 06:45 PM (IewtT)

662 >>catch me now I'm fallin'....

>>sounds a bit like jumpin jack flash in places


Where? Not the main riff.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (bKjAM)

663 649 so, who else aint gettin no $1200 ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 06:44 PM (rpxSz)



What is the criteria?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)

664 Weird Al's Dylan spoof, Bob, is pretty good.
Would love to know what Bob himself thinks of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

665 Joan Jett or Lita Ford?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (qAR6u)

Lucinda Williams.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)

666 Susanna Hoffs with The Bangles live.. Manic Monday

https://tinyurl.com/w33prbp

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (qAR6u)

667 I'm a huge Zevon fan. Which probably explains a lot, now that I think about it.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (90T4r)

668 Van Halen's "I'll Wait" was written by, of all people, Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.
---
But Anthony's thumping bassline makes that song.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (Eicbe)

669 I still like The Eagles. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (IewtT)

670 ace, maybe, not sure :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

671 bonfire of the frivolities

I have been feeling for a long time now that most of the world is no longer serious. (I know many morons would agree)

All this trans, sjw, gay marriage, paper straws, open borders, ..... travel, expensive toys, divorce, .... rejection of God,...

Just so much frivolous activity.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (LWu6U)

672
So, if you watch Fake News, here's all you need to know:

Some bats in China did something (like omar would say), and then if you touch your face, you'll get sick.

Way to go, fuckos. Enemy of the People.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (EvZQi)

673 Knowing what I know now, I would definitely make my son take some basic dance classes.

He'd have his choice of girls at the formals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (41rs/)

674 >>Lucinda Williams.


That chick from Mazzy Star.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (bKjAM)

675 667: as am i. explains a lot of shit about me. my rides here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

676 I ordered an ozone generator on amazon a couple days ago.



PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (T9Hmo)



------



Careful with the ozone. Its not toxic... but it will convert the o2 to O3 and kill shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:43 PM (nw6Hr)

They've made them illegal in CA, I ordered one over a year ago - sent to a friend in TX and he sent here. I had some tenants in my townhouse that smoked against the lease - sons stood in master bath and smoked. Or, in master. It was terrible. I got a quote from ServePro for $2700 and insurance told me to stuff it.
This little $70 box running overnight absolutely took care of the stench that was overwhelming for almost 2 months. Totally oxidizes organic matter. Yep, just don't be in the room with it and air the room(s) out well. But it will kill any odors. I've also heard if you run them too much they'll start to break down plastics and such - similar to what UV rays can do.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)

677 Knowing what I know now, I would definitely make my son take some basic dance classes.

He'd have his choice of girls at the formals.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has the Kung Flu Glib at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (41rs/)

-------

Wait.... wut??

~Bill Cosby


Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:47 PM (nw6Hr)

678 >>I still like The Eagles. (shrugs)

Everyone does. It's just not cool to admit it since they got so overplayed.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

679 Ben, does he have anything on youtube?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

680 >>It was their low budget.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Posted by: Ray Davies at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (LWu6U)

681
And uh-oh. A member of Pence's staff has the Yellow Peril.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Probably got it from Dr. Zin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (EvZQi)

682 Dancing Lesson :

You are going to look gay.



Like, Super Gay.

But the only people who will notice are the straight men. So, no worries.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (bKjAM)

683 Jeepers, Robert Frank, cut down on the steroids, man.

You know, addiction to working out is a real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (hku12)

684 675 667: as am i. explains a lot of shit about me. my rides here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

( Nods knowingly).

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (90T4r)

685 garret, I searched to see if I was crazy. I may be wrong, but a lot of other people hear it too:

http://www.soundsjustlike.com/433/the-kinks-sounds-like-the-rolling-stones/

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

686 Joan Jett or Lita Ford?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:42 PM (qAR6u)


Doesn't Joan bat for the other team? I may be wrong on that.

Lita was smokin' hot in her heyday. I'da bronzed my dick and put it in the Dick Hall Of Fame after tapping that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (Jdw1U)

687 What is the criteria?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (TdMsT)

like 2 critters ??

dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (rpxSz)

688 I like classic rock bands better after I don't hear them for awhile

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

689 Didn't know Ace had a beard?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)

690 My cat likes baked good crumbs

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (ZCEU2)

691
Just reading. They set up, or tried to set up the first corona drive-thru testing center in New Jersey. Clusterfuck. It filled to capacity almost as soon as they opened, with traffic backed up all over the place.

They had to get the National Guard out to do traffic control.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)

692 JackStraw, true.

I still love Lyin' Eyes. Great story song. Seems a bit inspired by classic country/western artists like Marty Robbins.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)

693 this link is better for the jumping jack flash/catch me now similarity

https://www.whosampled.com/sample/120889/

The-Kinks-Catch-Me-Now-I%27m-Falling-The-Rolling-Stones-

Jumpin%27-Jack-Flash/

remove spaces

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

694 689 Didn't know Ace had a beard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)

merkin !!

MERKIN !!

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (rpxSz)

695 678 >>I still like The Eagles. (shrugs)

Everyone does. It's just not cool to admit it since they got so overplayed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah. Radio wore out Hotel California and Lyin' Eyes.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (90T4r)

696 Didn't know Ace had a beard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM


What Ewok doesn't?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (DMUuz)

697 Didn't know Ace had a beard?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 06:48 PM (85Gof)
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It's just face hair for Ewoks.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:49 PM (Eicbe)

698
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 20, 2020 06:47 PM (8B6Ng)

-------

We use the big ozone generators in fire restorations to help kill odor.

The lack of oxygen will kill plants, fish, bugs. Turtles.

Turtles. Will kill turtles deader than dog shit. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (nw6Hr)

699 >>I searched to see if I was crazy. I may be wrong, but a lot of other people hear it too:


Huh - I never heard that one. I do hear a LOT of the same shit in multiple songs...but never heard Jumpin Jack Flash in Catch Me.

And I fucking love the live versions of Catch Me. Great tune.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (bKjAM)

700 I'm eating chocolate. A lot of chocolate. Lots and lots. In all sorts of shapes and varieties.

Posted by: m at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (UZ8BZ)

701 Just went ahead and ordered Chambers Brothers The Time Has Come, and Bob Dylan's Bringing It All Back Home.

Amazon has some good CDs on sale right now for $3.79, which is an incredible price.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (L2ZTs)

702 Rumors are swirling MN gonna be shut down

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (IYHxL)

703 Dancing Lesson :

You are going to look gay.
---
Just don't have a bad luck streak at dancing school.

Posted by: Warren Z at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (Eicbe)

704
What's the movie?

"Yes, no, maybe?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (EvZQi)

705 Another great story song:

Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town, by Kenny Rogers/First Edition. Writen by Mel Tillis.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)

706 >>Dancing Lesson :

>>You are going to look gay.

Come dancing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (ZLI7S)

707
Joan Jett, Dirty Deeds, one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sky1tt8vLA

And here she asks a question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqp-W1pWoU

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (f1Vqw)

708 ooh new follower on duolingo
just followed back whoever it is taking czech

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (G546f)

709 >>Amazon has some good CDs on sale right now for $3.79, which is an incredible price.


Check WalMart, too. They've been trying hard to outdo eachother on Music Media for the last 18 months or so.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:51 PM (bKjAM)

710 >>>Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town, by Kenny Rogers/First Edition. Writen by Mel Tillis.

the adam carolla exigis on that song is great

the one about the Coward of the County is even better

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

711 Jewells, I don't know because I can't do any of that with dial-up.

Try a search for Johnny Lang- Lie to me or good morning little schoolgirl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (oigoJ)

712 >>Come dancing.


Premature Ejaculators are not allowed on the Dance Floor.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (bKjAM)

713 Hogmartin, okay, I sent it. Maybe just leave it up briefly to keep traffic down?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)


https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)

714 garrett, will do, thanks.

I admit I'm getting a little worried about CDs. I'm hoping new prints of classic albums can still be found anywhere after about five years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)

715 I'll be going to my first virtual funeral on Sunday. My husband's former colleague passed away this morning.

Anybody ever done this?

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (ONvIw)

716 Radio music stations always play songs to death, only difference is classic rock stations are still playing those same songs ad nauseum, modern alternative has to change some every few months.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)

717 Red Letter Media doesn't like the "Picard" show much. In fact, they hate it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 20, 2020 05:37 PM (l9m7l)


I'm absolutely not a Star Trek fan, but it's such a treat seeing those two goofs talking about it for an hour. Especially since Rich is so tortured by having to do it. I do not think he's faking his misery at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)

718 Thanks Hogmartin!

Like I said, maybe just leave it up for a half hour or hour.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

719 CDs are going the way of the Audio Cassette. But, times are good for the collectors.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (bKjAM)

720 i still like ufo, early blue oyster cult, stuff like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (KP5rU)

721 Turtles. Will kill turtles deader than dog shit. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:50 PM (nw6Hr)

How do you know?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (s9Eo8)

722 i'll link it later like at maybe 8

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

723 Once I read/heard that nearly all Eagles songs have woman hating lyrics I couldn't unhear it when I heard an Eagles song.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (l3+k2)

724 garrett, what's the most albums you've ever bought in one fell swoop?

I admit I've gone crazy this past month. Bought almost 40 albums.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)

725 A woman in Wisconsin was arrested after licking the door handle of a freezer in a supermarket. She claimed that she was protesting the virus.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (r1mci)

Arrest seems excessive. I might have just smacked her on the nose with a rolled up magazine and told her out, like an unruly animal.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (oh+79)

726 Just reading. They set up, or tried to set up the first corona drive-thru testing center in New Jersey. Clusterfuck. It filled to capacity almost as soon as they opened, with traffic backed up all over the place.


And half of them just wanted nuggets and fries.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

727 For those moments when the talk is of music but you can't get your mind off of boobs

Jewel - Who Will Save Your Soul - Live (braless tank top)

https://tinyurl.com/whxxdp7

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (qAR6u)

728 How do you know?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (s9Eo

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LOL

Posted by: fixerupper at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (nw6Hr)

729 Red Letter Media doesn't like the "Picard" show much. In fact, they hate it.


It sounds eminently hateable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

730 You know those cops made off with at least 4000 pounds for themselves.

Ya know, from the ages 14-18, I helped my Dad on his milk route, summers and weekends.

One time a cop flagged us down, and bought a quart of milk. At the time it was 34 cents, delivered.

After the cop left, I said to my Dad, why didn't you just give it to him ?

My Dad said, "You kiddin' ? If I gave it to him, I'd be gettin' flagged down by every cop in this town, lookin' for free milk !"

At the time, I thought my Dad was nuts, but as I got older, I came to realize there were certain realities associated with cops.

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (arJlL)

731
Catch Me I'm Falling is a pop song from 1987 in a movie with Jon Cryer

What's the movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNQUhqFZ3h8

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (EvZQi)

732 A woman in Wisconsin was arrested after licking the door handle of a freezer in a supermarket. She claimed that she was protesting the virus.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 20, 2020 06:24 PM (r1mci)
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Better than a toilet seat.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (Eicbe)

733 Like I said, maybe just leave it up for a half hour or hour.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:53 PM (PbpT7)


No worries, I'll just keep an eye on the traffic. It's not too big, and (unfortunately) I don't have the embeddable video thing set up like youtube does so it has to be a direct link.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

734 >>garrett, what's the most albums you've ever bought in one fell swoop?


Oh, god...in a shop, like $14-1500 at a time.

But I have bought entire LP collections that take box trucks to move. Like 3 - 6k titles.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (bKjAM)

735 >>> Has anyone ever run down the road to loosen their load??


Yep. Never do that again.
Posted by: Al Roker

I did stand on a corner in Winslow, AZ once.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (+FPkr)

736 Hiding Out?

Posted by: Quint at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (n13/j)

737 I remember filling my entire Jeep when Tower NYC was closing out LPs.

Spent like 2-3k that day.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (bKjAM)

738 https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/
Posted by: hogmartin

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HA! Good stuff guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

739 Kinks Big Sky. Transcendent

Posted by: Regular joe at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

740 Before any of you get any ideas I've already got dibs on garrett's stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

741 I did stand on a corner in Winslow, AZ once.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (+FPkr)
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Literally, been there, done that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (Eicbe)

742 That chick from Mazzy Star.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:46 PM (bKjAM)


Hope Sandoval.

A 1.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

743 For those moments when the talk is of music but you can't get your mind off of boobs

Jewel - Who Will Save Your Soul - Live (braless tank top)

https://tinyurl.com/whxxdp7
Posted by: kbdabear

Oh Jewel.

I thought you meant Jewels !

Posted by: JT at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (arJlL)

744 I did stand on a corner in Winslow, AZ once.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 20, 2020 06:55 PM (+FPkr)
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Literally, been there, done that.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:56 PM (Eicbe)
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No girl in a flatbed Ford, though.

A little depressing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (Eicbe)

745 >> I've already got dibs on garrett's stuff.


Bring a couple of additional Hand Trucks and a Fork Lift.

I have a lifting table here already.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (bKjAM)

746 More for those moments when the talk is of music but you can't get your mind off of boobs

The Divinyls - I Touch Myself

https://tinyurl.com/dxvgtly

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (qAR6u)

747 >>Hope Sandoval.


Her.

I would drink her distilled bathwater.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 06:58 PM (bKjAM)

748

About 10 or so years ago Ray Davies was playing at Taste of Chicago and he starts out with, "I suppose everyone wants to hear all of my old Kinks songs." (the crowd cheers). He says, "Well I just put out a new CD and want to play stuff off of that." (complete silence) And that's what he did. Played songs that no one ever heard.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2020 06:58 PM (DmxZZ)

749 I'm sure that you know this, Ace, bur R.S. McCain has an essay on your use of the term "cu**s" and what the term means.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (WI7YS)

750 garrett, wow!
How many albums in your personal collection, not for sale?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)

751 I'm going through my vast CD collection. Been on a Van Morrison binge lately. 'A Sense of Wonder' is playing now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (IewtT)

752
Pandemonium in London. BoJo is shutting down all the pubs, UK wide. They are panic buying liquor and flooding the pubs for the last call.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (f1Vqw)

753
so, who else aint gettin no $1200 ?
Posted by: REDACTED


Are you passing "GO?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (aKsyK)

754 713 Hogmartin, okay, I sent it. Maybe just leave it up briefly to keep traffic down?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)
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I see he still has the donut, so...?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

755

When will someone do an essay on my use of "cocksucker" and what that means?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 20, 2020 07:00 PM (EvZQi)

756 713 Hogmartin, okay, I sent it. Maybe just leave it up briefly to keep traffic down?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)

That's so great!

Posted by: m at March 20, 2020 07:00 PM (UZ8BZ)

757 I try to stay somewhere between 2-3k in my personal stash...sometimes I go crazy and sell off a ton of it. Got down to about 750 15 years or so ago...

Others I go crazy and it gets 2-3x that size.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (bKjAM)

758 I....don't know...uh...about
anybody else
But...uh...when I ...uh...
think about me Iiiiii ...uh...touch myself.

Posted by: Obama Sings the Hits at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)

759 Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (qAR6u)


Braless tank top watching aint gonna save my soul, but it might give an uplift to some of the men here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (WI7YS)

760 jeez, right now watching my idiot mayor have a press briefing with his extended snit that the President hasn't called him or returned his calls.
What a tool DeCommio is.

Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (11H2y)

761 Standing on a corner in Gallup, New Mexico. Not like Winslow.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (90T4r)

762 Well. They said mask and gloves were ok for the grocery store.
Apparently clothes are still required.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (axyOa)

763 I'm going through my vast CD collection. Been on a Van Morrison binge lately. 'A Sense of Wonder' is playing now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (IewtT)

"My Lonely Sad Eyes" by Them is a favorite.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (Z+IKu)

764 so, who else aint gettin no $1200 ?
Posted by: REDACTED

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*raises hand*

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)

765 Moonshine! If you have it and some spray bottles, makes a great sanitizer...as well as deadining the pain of confinement.

Posted by: groovygirl at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (ybC9u)

766 >>Bring a couple of additional Hand Trucks and a Fork Lift.

I'm putting a new wing on the house.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

767 Ben Had.. holy shit!!! Just listened to Lie to Me. He's fantastic!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (dUJdY)

768 Corona Eagles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67sVKGpqKQ0

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (AHq56)

769 Ace & Hogmarti,

Some funny stuff there. Thanks. I guess I'm too far off the parkway, and too married.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

770
Once I read/heard that nearly all Eagles songs have woman hating lyrics I couldn't unhear it when I heard an Eagles song.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM (l3+k2)









An old friend claimed that every Billy Joel song was about how fucking awesome BJ was, and how he was better than all of you idiots in the audience who bought his albums.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (EGyGV)

771 I mostly collect money.

I have my own collections. But, everything has a price that I am happy to take.

Only about 100-150 LPs I would never sell and most of them are ones I purchased at a specific place and time that I like having a connection to.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (bKjAM)

772 https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)


crazy ! but he is holding the donut

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)

773 Speaking a eating aliens-


This was a great episode from a great TV show:



"Spewey and Me" from "Get a Life"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nhVhXZtT5Q

Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2020 07:03 PM (z0XD8)

774 752 Pandemonium in London. BoJo is shutting down all the pubs, UK wide. They are panic buying liquor and flooding the pubs for the last call.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (f1Vqw)

And he specifically implored them not to do that.

Posted by: m at March 20, 2020 07:03 PM (UZ8BZ)

775 An old friend claimed that every Billy Joel song was about how fucking awesome BJ was, and how he was better than all of you idiots in the audience who bought his albums.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (EGyGV)
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And he swears he didn't start the fire.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 07:03 PM (Eicbe)

776 Jewells, He was 16 when he recorded that.

Now go for good morning little schoolgirl.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (oigoJ)

777 I like Hope Sandoval

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)

778 Not a Billy Joel fan. Something insincere about him. Greatly dislike Harry Chapin for the same reason.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (90T4r)

779

As I recall it -Stairway to Heaven was the most over-played song ever.


Also -I read somewhere that the H1N1 virus killed around 18000 people -but that was world wide -not US only.
(2009-2010)

Posted by: Glenn John at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (LilNs)

780 Local supermarket was out of canned goods except for a sad little huddle of hominy cans. No love for hominy, I guess. Nothing in the meat section except for seafood. No eggs.

This sucks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (XVuno)

781 Between the tribute band and this one, I'd go with this one. Jon was great when I saw him in 2015, but that's a lot. I'd be amazed if they had an album between them, but who knows. Wish I'd have had a chance to catch them on this last go-round.

King Crimson is scheduled to come down here. Or at least, was. I shudder to think how much the tickets will be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

782 zombie chavs

Posted by: not so at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (HALdu)

783 Jewel - Who Will Save Your Soul - Live (braless tank top)
https://tinyurl.com/whxxdp7
Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 06:54 PM


An even better video for the 'ettes - one of the band is topless.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (DMUuz)

784 Don Henley Must Die:

https://tinyurl.com/wowp5pf

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

785 Pandemonium in London. BoJo is shutting down all the pubs, UK wide. They are panic buying liquor and flooding the pubs for the last call.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2020 06:59 PM (f1Vqw)


Panic on the streets of London?

Only one thing left to do...

Hang the DJ.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (hku12)

786 760 jeez, right now watching my idiot mayor have a press briefing with his extended snit that the President hasn't called him or returned his calls.
What a tool DeCommio is.
Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (11H2y)

Wilhelm is a total asshole.

Posted by: CN at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (ONvIw)

787 Listening to it now Ben Had.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (dUJdY)

788 We are so much more civilized than the Brits when it comes to pub closings and liquor.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)

789 I'm practicing for the apocalypse by playing zombies mode on Black Ops II.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

790 770 Now that you mention it, he's right

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)

791 >>I like Hope Sandoval


She could fart in my face and I would be hers, forever.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (bKjAM)

792 Jewels breastesses >>> Jewel's music.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (KxVoZ)

793 Wilhelm is a total asshole.

Posted by: CN



You said it, brother.

Posted by: Serbia at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (T6t7i)

794 I really like that old movie Crossroads, with the Karate Kid and the wise old black man and the Robert Johnson legend.

Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (l3+k2)

795 An old friend claimed that every Billy Joel song was about how fucking awesome BJ was, and how he was better than all of you idiots in the audience who bought his albums.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 20, 2020 07:02 PM (EGyGV)

--------

Also, he wants to shtupp Catholic girls because they start much too late.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (XVuno)

796 Don Henley Must Die:

https://tinyurl.com/wowp5pf
Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
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"Michael J. Fox got no Elvis in him."

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (Eicbe)

797 ''I still like The Eagles. (shrugs) ''

Always liked "Take it to the Limit''. Their original bass player had a nice voice.

Posted by: Tuna at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (gLRfa)

798 Local supermarket was out of canned goods except for a sad little huddle of hominy cans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM


Buck up, man. Show some grits.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

799 791 >>I like Hope Sandoval


She could fart in my face and I would be hers, forever.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (bKjAM)

Hope Solo is more likely, though.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (90T4r)

800 No love for hominy, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:04 PM (XVuno)


FenelonSpoke or grammie could probably arrange for a hominy, if you think we need one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (t+qrx)

801 Well. They said mask and gloves were ok for the grocery store.
Apparently clothes are still required.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2020 07:01 PM (axyOa)

Were you able to raise the bail money?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (85Gof)

802 Jewel is cute. Killer figure. She's aged reasonably well too. Looks pretty good. Considering her industry that's something. The entertainment industry is not kind to it's employees. They normally age terribly. All the excess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (IewtT)

803

Garth Brooks best song that I ever heard was a Billy Joel song -Shameless. Cannot stand his music otherwise. Seems like a phony to me.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (LilNs)

804 Stevie Vai in Crossroads was great stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (bKjAM)

805 Was in Scottsdale last week to visit kids- got all three to fly in ( I live in Montana) for three days. Had drinks at the Valley Ho Hotel- it had Trader Vic's until a few years ago. It is a great retro 50's design. The shutdown started when we were there and everyone I ran into at the stores thought it was bullshit. Restaurants were packed- El Chorro and Veneto Trattoria are favorites.

Posted by: free tibet at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (x/2Z8)

806 Hope Sandoval.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 20, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

Sword. King of England.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (qAR6u)

807 I really like that old movie Crossroads, with the Karate Kid and the wise old black man and the Robert Johnson legend.
Posted by: davidt at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (l3+k2)
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Directed by Walter Hill. (One of my 80s faves.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (Eicbe)

808 Turn on the TV
And what did I see?
This bloated hairy thing
Winning a Grammy

Posted by: f'd, trinking on the front porch at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

809 804 Stevie Vai in Crossroads was great stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:07 PM (bKjAM)

Watching him lose a guitar duel to Daniel-San was rather comical though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

810
FenelonSpoke or grammie could probably arrange for a hominy, if you think we need one.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 07:06 PM (t+qrx)

------

Queen did some great hominies back in Freddie's day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (XVuno)

811 Cicero - wife keep saying I should go get this or that at the store and told her it would be pointless knowing with states being shut down it would be a waste of time.

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCEU2)

812 >>Watching him lose a guitar duel to Daniel-San was rather comical though


It was the hat. That was the real insult.

Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (bKjAM)

813 Robert Johnson. Deal with the Devil. The real story is fairly creepy.

Posted by: tubal at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (90T4r)

814 Nood

Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 07:09 PM (t+qrx)

815 Watching him lose a guitar duel to Daniel-San was rather comical though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 07:08 PM (NWiLs)
---
It was Alan Holdsworth dubbing. So, really believable.

Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

816 lol, hogmartin !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 20, 2020 07:09 PM (zlgJP)

817 I wish you all peas and hominy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 20, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

818 golfman - will do,but also that seems consist with other accounts of people I heard on the radio.
The testing accounts were often people who didn't have it but around people who were.
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2020 06:33 PM (ZCEU2)

Visited Hawaii with his wife. So far she is negative.

Seemed to be doing better.

Sad.

Have read that men are 2 to 1 more susceptible. Don't know if true.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 07:10 PM (hOMhY)

819 You know what is more deadly in its morbidity than COVID-19? - The kill ratio of a web site infected with left wing paid trolls.

Case in point...Hot Air and The Federalist are completely infected in their comment sections with left wing nut cases...it makes thoughtful commentary or participating in conservative thought online impossible. This isn't the ultimate goal of that type of virus - its to kill the site. Hot Air is on its last legs I think because of it's intellectually illiterate nevertrump predictions and analysis, and because the smart commentary that rescues that is drowned out by complete lefty inanity. Its bad writing and analysis followed by the commentary thought processes of a paid lefty idiotic man-bun guy - usually socked as five commentators.

Hot Air is gone but what the Federalist needs to do is what Ace and those crazies at Free Republic do - bring down the banhammer quickly on persistent lefty trolls to preserve a robust commentary.

Posted by: Boswell at March 20, 2020 07:10 PM (32YRo)

820 Listen to Billy Joel's The Nylon Curtain.

Some self-doubting songs there, especially Allentown, Laura, Surprises, and Where's The Orchestra.

I especially like Surprises. It's the sound of someone who's about to explode in anger and do something really, REALLY violent/stupid.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 20, 2020 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)

821 I'm practicing for the apocalypse by playing zombies mode on Black Ops II.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 20, 2020 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

Just need some nails and some 1X6's.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 07:11 PM (hOMhY)

822 Lisa Loeb always made me feel all sciency down there

https://tinyurl.com/gvc6n23

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 07:11 PM (qAR6u)

823 803

Garth Brooks...Cannot stand his music. Seems like a phony to me.
Posted by: Glenn John



Yea, that's my impression of him too. He may be sincere but...

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 20, 2020 07:13 PM (IewtT)

824 778 Not a Billy Joel fan. Something insincere about him. Greatly dislike Harry Chapin for the same reason.
Posted by: tubal

Wow. I totally agreed with first line, but Harry insincere? The poor guy died when a truck hit is beater vw on the highway.

I saw him live a few times and he was as sincere and down to earth as anyone I have ever seen.

Posted by: Ray Davies at March 20, 2020 07:13 PM (LWu6U)

825 sock off

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 20, 2020 07:14 PM (LWu6U)

826 >>>Have read that men are 2 to 1 more susceptible. Don't know if true.

Posted by: golfman at March 20, 2020 07:10 PM (hOMhY)


Men are more prone to touch things than women.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2020 07:14 PM (oUnSf)

827 Austin Air HEPA filters. The main filter is expensive but lasts about five years. They will clear out pretty much anything. They can be a good deal used because most don't want to replace the main filter. I have three. One in the office, one in the bedroom and the last in the living room. I won't use anything else.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 20, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq)

828 Mazzy Star studio session

https://tinyurl.com/y724u5g7

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 07:14 PM (qAR6u)

829 Grace Slick was a lefty hippie retard, but she was smokin' hot in the 60's

Posted by: kbdabear at March 20, 2020 07:15 PM (qAR6u)

830 You know what is more deadly in its morbidity than COVID-19? - The kill ratio of a web site infected with left wing paid trolls.

Case in point...Hot Air and The Federalist are completely infected in their comment sections with left wing nut cases...it makes thoughtful commentary or participating in conservative thought online impossible.


All the web sites I frequent, including this one, have lately had a big influx of comments from crazy people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 20, 2020 07:16 PM (wGeit)

831 WHAT??? Do you mean to tell me that the World Health Organization is not up to the standard of competence of all those other UN agencies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 20, 2020 07:22 PM (XVuno)

832 822 Lisa Loeb always made me feel all sciency down there

Oh yeah, the epitome of The Naughty Librarian.

She's still hot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2020 07:29 PM (KxVoZ)

833 713 Hogmartin, okay, I sent it. Maybe just leave it up briefly to keep traffic down?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

https://stoatnet.org/gettincrazy/
Posted by: hogmartin at March 20, 2020 06:52 PM (t+qrx)
---
I see he still has the donut, so...?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 20, 2020 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

_______

Well, since she promised him a BJ *and* a donut for a roll of toilet paper, since he has the donut, it looks like he got the BJ as well.

And she got the toilet paper.

So a win-win for both sides.

Capitalism in action. Hot dog!

Posted by: Taco Shack at March 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Ae67h)

834 Anger management dropout.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 20, 2020 08:41 PM (RNoZj)

835 Hogmartin provides invaluable service to the Horde; one of the finest webmasters extant, be it here or New Zealand.

Fact.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2020 09:16 PM (QzJWU)

836 I was so gullible at prom age; got duped into a blind date with. a girl -- who really needed a date. (I do not claim to be a catch).

But my buddies knew what I was in for..

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 20, 2020 09:44 PM (ognLP)

837 Well we know Ace is sade, as he may not be a lot of things, but he is jacked, tanned and juicy as fuck.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 20, 2020 11:58 PM (lYGOd)

838 *safe

Posted by: Rbastid at March 20, 2020 11:58 PM (lYGOd)

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