Katie "Queen of Throupling" Hill: I "Almost Certainly" Have Coronavirus

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She was also diagnosed with an advanced case of
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck.

Oh, I see: We're now at the point where fame-chasing neurotics announce publicly that they may have a disease, rather than waiting for confirmation.

Our ruling class is so neurotic and bizarre that they're nearly diagnosably insane.

Her claim is that because her dad spent time with someone with coronavirus, and she spent some time with her dad, therefore, she "almost certainly" has it.

Former California congresswoman Katie Hill claimed Monday that her doctor said she "almost certainly" has contracted the Coronavirus.

...

"I have had a dry cough, shortness of breath, & a fever since Saturday," Hill wrote in a tweet on Monday. "My dad found out Saturday afternoon that he’d spent a lot of time with a person who tested positive for COVID-19. I was exposed to my dad, but I could have been way before that too… we will never know."

However, Hill says she will not be tested unless she is "hospitalized" because she did not come in direct contact with the individual who had the virus.

These people do know that it is, as usual around this time a year, flu season for the non-coronavirus flu, right?

This crazy dick-diving whore has more drama than a road production of Fame.


Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM




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1 Is Hanks dead yet?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (b52Yt)

2 She a virus emporium!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (q1Pj5)

3
Throuple whore. Attention whore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (q0enb)

4 HO-ho-ho.

Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (AcOG7)

5 Trump is going to be giving out checks from his private stash?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)

6 Sorry Katie,

With or without coronavirus, you are still a slut.

Posted by: Sapwolf at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (nuv3n)

7 There may be some other viruses in those hills, too!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (a/dOO)

8 My first ever first.
Booyaka.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 17, 2020 12:04 PM (b52Yt)

9 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:04 PM (KNsKs)

10 Shorter Krunty Hill

"Me Too! Me too!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (e284m)

11 She probably took the airplane toilet seat challenge...nah, if she did, she'd have posted the video on at least four social media outlets by now.

Posted by: Average Loser at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (8aO2d)

12 More likely crabs.

Posted by: Katie Hill's Doctor at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (o3AYq)

13 11 I bet she has given head in an airplane toilet...

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (KNsKs)

14 Town bicycle spreads communicable disease; film at 11.

Posted by: Fringe at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (vx54i)

15 Please tell me there's a way I could donate to her.


Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (hDfwo)

16 Woo Flu ? Nah ...
Chlamydia ? Yup

Posted by: Otoh Imho at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (f6tGE)

17 In one of the daily rags (I think the Washington Post), they accidentally made a surprising omission. In Wuhan, only 1 in 200 who were exposed to corona virus came down with it. Of those who did, 99% recovered. So, just spending time with someone who is later diagnosed with corona virus does not mean you will come down with it.

With that said, seeing how Katie believes in interacting with people, perhaps her odds of infection are a bit higher than average.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (a/dOO)

18 Are we, the common folk, expected to feel, uh, something, for these entitled assholes?
Is that why they're all rushing out to tell us they have it?

Could it be their entitled jet setting life style finally dropped a poop in their party pool?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m)

19 What disease doesn't Hill carry?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (ykYG2)

20 Don't remind me who the hell she is/was.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)

21 More likely the corona clap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (U2rG9)

22 "omission" should be "admission." Stupid keyboard user.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (a/dOO)

23 Could it be their entitled jet setting life style finally dropped a poop in their party pool?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m)

Found it!

Posted by: Carl Spackler, Asst Greenskeeper at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (q1Pj5)

24 Hanks and wife were hospitalized for 5 days for mild symptoms. They're fine and lounging around in quarantine in a rented mansion

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

25 20 Don't remind me who the hell she is/was.
Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)

CDCC

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (rpxSz)

26 Welcome to the Hotel Got Corona.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (e284m)

27 The STDs are beating it back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (1CjJc)

28 I found my thrill

Throupling on Katie Hill

Posted by: Zombie Fats Domino at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (q1Pj5)

29 Not to get cocky, but on the good news for the moment sign, Dow up nearly 1000 points.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (e284m)

30 Um, dick diving? I think she was lickey-split, no?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (nRWPy)

31 "Dick-diving whore" - you definitely have a way with words Ace. Stealing that one.

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (U2+zT)

32 I saw the Dick-Diving Whores open for the Cramps at the old 9:30 club.

Posted by: DD News at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (D0z6d)

33 All the attention whores are going to be trying to make news. Avanatti next up.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (nRWPy)

34 She's got Wuhan Herpes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

35 This right here is a gem:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1239702238135635968

"So the national panic attack that I and others helped induced got the government to close the economy and leave millions jobless without any source of income for the foreseeable future. Will you now admit you were wrong so I can score some Twitter points?"

Meet the New Con Inc, same as the Old Con Inc.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (datdl)

36 On the plus side, to keep the mortality rates at sufficiently scary levels, she's a good candidate for "special treatment".

Posted by: WTP at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (66rlH)

37 I almost certainly don't give a shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (xfb67)

38 Not to get cocky, but on the good news for the moment sign, Dow up nearly 1000 points. 

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 

Yay?

Posted by: DEFICIT SPENDING at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (hDfwo)

39 In Wuhan, only 1 in 200 who were exposed to corona virus came down with it.

So of the 130,000 who attended the mass banquet, only 650 were exposed. Noice.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (kgQKM)

40 zero fucks at this time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (KP5rU)

41 "I was exposed to my dad, but I could have been way before that too - we will never know."

You brush his hair naked, too?

Posted by: reason at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (q/kmn)

42 OFFS.

Why do I care if she has it or not?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (TB7HE)

43 I almost certainly have the clap

thanks Katie

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (rpxSz)

44 Dick diving whore can do the elusive triple cock lindy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (q1Pj5)

45 Never put your dick in infected.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (3H9h1)

46 You rim that ONE guy with corona..
Katie Hill

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (KNsKs)

47 Katie Hill claimed Monday that her doctor said she "almost certainly" has contracted the Coronavirus.

I can tell she loves Science- orally.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (xSo9G)

48 Dick-diving dumpster whore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (ZXmv4)

49 How long before Weinstein's Ficus tells us it has Corona Virus too?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (e284m)

50 ... she did not come in direct contact with the individual who had the virus.
++++++++++++
Then what was the point?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)

51 This crazy dick-diving whore has more drama than a road production of Fame.

I love you Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

52 That means two other people have it, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Ndje9)

53 The best part of this thread is that the trolls are still in the one below...

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)

54 I am sure it is a long list of what she has.....

Posted by: Paladin at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KX5Wh)

55 So of the 130,000 who attended the mass banquet, only 650 were exposed. Noice.+++

"exposed" should be infected.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (kgQKM)

56 Has a COVID-19 diagnosis 'officially' qualified as an intersectionality vector?

Joe Biden will need to know so he can determine if it is eligible for his Vice President Diversity Supreme competition.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Y0opK)

57 There seems to a bigger shortage of fuks than asswipe around here.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (U2rG9)

58 More likely she got something else in her zeal to ride the Cock Carousel.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (TB7HE)

59 .....and Amsterdam's red light district is closed, too.

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)

60 I'm guessing Katie Hill had her own version of the corona virus challenge....but she wasn't licking toilet seats

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (WdocV)

61
Please tell her that monetary and fiscal bukake is just a metaphor, not literal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (rCwaK)

62 Have a heart, Ace, if she does have the virus, think of all the hobos and crackheads who have now also been exposed. It's bad enough they have to worry about dickrot from her. Now this.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (hku12)

63 Katie, No. One. Cares.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

64 Thankfully for Katie Hill, I have heard that passionate, hot and frequent sex is effective COVID prophylaxis.

Also, please try to help me spread that rumor. It's my only shot!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (hYcqw)

65 She's got Wuhan Herpes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)

------------

Whose-Hand Flu.

Posted by: reason at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (q/kmn)

66 "Guys, guys! Someone told me I probably have the flu!"

Just finish your bag of dicks, Katie.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (xSo9G)

67 Only a matter of time till CNN makes her an expert and valued contributor on all things Coronavirus.

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (U2+zT)

68 Heh..."crazy dick-diving whore"

To turn a phrase.

Classic.





Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (u6xw0)

69 53
The best part of this thread is that the trolls are still in the one below...

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)
What are they doing, troll frolicking?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)

70 All of the guidance from Fairfax County (VA) has included a section on "stigma."

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)

71 Of the various diseases I expected Katie Hill to get in due course, I didn't think it would be the Chinese Surprise. I suppose self-quarantine is especially hard on throuplers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)

72 Coronavirus?

Hell, I've got Splunge!

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (vd8XM)

73 Coronavirus: Dutch, Northern Irish adopt controversial 'herd immunity' strategy

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (3aI0K)

74 And yes, expect to see a lot of this on social media for the rest of the year.

*COUGH* Donate to my *COUGH* Patreon and *WHEEEEZE* smash that *COUGH* like button!

Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)

75 .....and Amsterdam's red light district is closed, too.
Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)


That's it. Humanity is doomed.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)

76 Only a matter of time till CNN makes her an expert and valued contributor on all things Coronavirus.

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (U2+zT)


Well, they do need a fill-in for Andrew Gillum, while he "dries out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

77 Andrew Gillum claims coronaviral infection in 3...2...1...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (RxDQk)

78 Whew. Katie Hill too young to be Biden's veep.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)

79 Asking FBI style questions that people can't answer exactly so they can come back later and claim they lied?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (e284m)

80 Her "dad," sure.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (nRWPy)

81 Eew. Not touching that one. She might just have to live forever, like Keith Richards.

Posted by: Azrael, Omnis Mortis at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (lvSkr)

82 The Wu-Fake Clan

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (KxVoZ)

83 All of the guidance from Fairfax County (VA) has included a section on "stigma."



Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)
-----------------------------------

From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)

84 The best part of this thread is that the trolls are still in the one below...

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)

What are they doing, troll frolicking?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)


Don't worry. I'll make serious mathematical predictions, and chime in passive aggressively every so often until they make their way here.

Gentlemen, you must take this seriously.

Posted by: Man is Bat Shit Crazy at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (71st6)

85 #NEW

@ChangePolls

/

@CNBC

Swing States* Poll (3/9-11),

Would do a better job handling coronavirus:

Biden 50% Trump 50%

*AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA & WI

Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)

86 Cor-faux-navirus

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (KxVoZ)

87 because she did not come in direct contact with the individual who had the virus.

Ah, condoms.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (Ry8mf)

88 Does she really need attention that badly?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

89 If I never hear the phrase "social distancing" again it will be too soon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

90 Where does Wuhan Plague fit into the victimhood hierarchy? Above midgets, or below?

Posted by: Under The Rainbow at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (QrOoP)

91 She looks more attractive in that picture than I remember her being. Better makeup, or something?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)

92 80 Her "dad," sure.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (nRWPy)

She probably calls him that sometimes.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (G2zl5)

93 Could it be their entitled jet setting life style finally dropped a poop in their party pool?

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Baby Ruth in a punchbowl at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (a2oTW)

94 What are they doing, troll frolicking?

Fugly buttsex, same.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (nRWPy)

95 Something tells me Carona is least if this chicks maladies.



Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (u6xw0)

96 Wu-Fake clan?

I think you misspelled that 2nd word.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m)

97 Why are we giving oxygento this rancid whore?

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (d6mdH)

98 Anybody see the naked pictures?Worth seeing?

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (KNsKs)

99 She looks more attractive in that picture than I remember her being. Better makeup, or something?
Posted by: tubal

She just had a facial

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (vd8XM)

100 *AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA & WI
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)


This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (kgQKM)

101 Amazing how she still thinks she matters. She could fall off the face of the planet, and the only people who'd care would be the couple she was third-wheeling with.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (lvSkr)

102 89 If I never hear the phrase "social distancing" again it will be too soon.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)

Heh. Church greeters hardest hit.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (90T4r)

103 To be sure, I think Katie should be thrown into a pool of water to see if she sinks or floats. If it saves just one life, it will be worth it.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (vI+F1)

104 This just in from the CDC: "Katie Hill is a know Hot Spot for the disease."


Katie Hill: "Aw, they called he hot! Tee hee hee. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)

105 Turns out that button on my desk was to keep out Coronavirus!

Posted by: Matt Laurer at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)

106 98 Anybody see the naked pictures?Worth seeing?

Made me want to toss my lunch, if that's any help.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (KxVoZ)

107 @99
Heh!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (U2rG9)

108 because she did not come in direct contact with the individual who had the virus.

Ah, condoms.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (Ry8mf)

Dental dams and hairbrushes

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (nRWPy)

109 Were other generations' "elites" this utterly not-elite?

Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (DU2N9)

110 *AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA WI

Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)



This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (kgQKM)


No kidding. He'll probably name Cindy McCain as his veep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

111 Does she really need attention that badly?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
She's used to playing the meat in a sexual spit roast, so I'm going with "yes."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)

112 I kinda hate to make this about me,

but I should care about this because?

Posted by: Picric at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (YxCXF)

113 99 She looks more attractive in that picture than I remember her being. Better makeup, or something?
Posted by: tubal

She just had a facial
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (vd8XM)


ISWYDT

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (ZfRYq)

114 I have had a dry cough, shortness of breath, a fever


MOAR COWBELL

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (RxDQk)

115 wait, what? she exposed herself to her dad?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (sGtp+)

116 My semen kills Coronavirus! I was just trying to save all those women!

*clutches chest and doubles over*

UNNNNNNNGH, it's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (datdl)

117 Woman licks plane toilet seat for 'coronavirus challenge'

Is there nothing Katie Hill can't do?

Posted by: MisAnthropic Recluse IS social distance at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (4ceyg)

118 Rosanna Arquette knows who is behind this!

Rosanna Arquette@RoArquette
I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .
lives at risk for profit .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)

119 oh, ace just updated the caption.


That was appropriately bichy, ace.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (kgQKM)

120 The job Donald Trump is doing in handling the spread of coronavirus in the United States:

Approve 47% Disapprove 43%

@MorningConsult

3/13-16

Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (hDfwo)

121 Has a COVID-19 diagnosis 'officially' qualified as an intersectionality vector?

Joe Biden will need to know so he can determine if it is eligible for his Vice President Diversity Supreme competition.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Y0opK)


Kamala Harris is on her knees as we speak, smearing coronavirus in her hair.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

122 If you need information on the mysharonavirus, text Joe to 8675349.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (xfb67)

123 This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.
Posted by: kallisto


He plagiarized Trump's plan, so at least there's a theoretical chance.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (jyVW0)

124 Well, "I caught it from my dad" plays better than "I caught it while giving a naked lesbian haircut."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (KxVoZ)

125 Reminder: a few weeks ago it came out that one of the journalists who covered her scandal (defended her) was sleeping with her -- amidst her throuple AND secret affair with another staffer.

-- Positive: That woman know time management!
-- Negative: I think she has A LOT more lovers/bang-buddies we don't know about - alert the CDC!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

126 118
Rosanna Arquette knows who is behind this!



Rosanna Arquette@RoArquette

I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus
vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to
know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the
new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .

lives at risk for profit .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (1CjJc)

127 All sexual acting out is about attention

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (nRWPy)

128 "She was also diagnosed with an advanced case of
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck."

________________________

Thanks much. I shall be using that in the future.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (kzFY+)

129 She and Dusty are the black sheep of the family, I tell you what.

Posted by: Hank Hill at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (DY3v8)

130 Rosanna Arquette: IT WAS THE JOOS!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (KxVoZ)

131 >>> Um, dick diving? I think she was lickey-split, no?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

a little of A, a little of B.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (+FPkr)

132 89
If I never hear the phrase "social distancing" again it will be too soon.

i'm sure they'll have new jargon soon. "therapeutic introversion" or something.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)

133 Called it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SENHs)

134 Hey Kate - I think I too might also have the Coronavirus since I watched a movie with both Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson last night for 3 minutes.

Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (U2+zT)

135 "In Wuhan, only 1 in 200 who were exposed to corona virus came down with
it. Of those who did, 99% recovered. So, just spending time with someone
who is later diagnosed with corona virus does not mean you will come
down with it."

or it may be many exposed had a small dose of inoculum and their body defeated it (without showing symptoms, as incubation period never achieved "critical mass"), meaning they acquired some degree of immunity.


If that is true, it puts the lie to the hysteria in the US ... but still, we do want to isolate the vulnerable (elderly or other conditions). Maybe the geniuses pushing all this are seeing other metrics ... but the "DoomsDay Can't Be Escaped" people may be proven completely wrong. But the politics leaves little room for mistakes ... Trump has to display an abundance of caution.

Vaccine or that zinc treatment may end up saving the day ... Hail Trump. MAGA.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (Cus5s)

136 We've got way too many stupid generations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (xfb67)

137 Oh ace you are a national treasure.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (KNsKs)

138 127 All sexual acting out is about attention
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (nRWPy)

Or power.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (lvSkr)

139 There goes fleet week.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SgjGX)

140
Is there nothing Katie Hill can't do?

Posted by: MisAnthropic Recluse IS social distance at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (4ceyg)
I guess the question "Is there nothing Katie Hill won't do?" has already been answered.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (e284m)

141 Official story: caught it from my dad

Actually happened: caught it from her dad and a buddy who were making an ex-Congresswoman sandwich

Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (DU2N9)

142 125
Reminder: a few weeks ago it came out that one of the journalists who
covered her scandal (defended her) was sleeping with her -- amidst her
throuple AND secret affair with another staffer.



-- Positive: That woman know time management!

-- Negative: I think she has A LOT more lovers/bang-buddies we don't know about - alert the CDC!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

A regular typhoid Mary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (1CjJc)

143 You know what other diseases she might have!

Posted by: JAS at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (2BZBZ)

144 So Rosanna Arquette is a regular in the comments section of Zero Hedge. Who knew?

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (oGBso)

145 Are we sure this isn't just a reaction to layers of STD's?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (vEIlU)

146 There goes fleet week.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SgjGX)
+++++++++++++++
Katie Hill hardest hit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)

147 You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (datdl)

148 It's always the joos and Israel with those people.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (KNsKs)

149 next up:

I have Coronavirus! please donate to my GoFundMe

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (RKQ/v)

150 We're now at the point where fame-chasing neurotics announce publicly that they may have a disease

***********


Learn To Hab a Code, Katie!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (m45I2)

151 I really like Dr. Birx, way more than Fauci.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

152 Dr. Deborah "Scarf" Birx a classy lady.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (vEIlU)

153 Fauxronavirus

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (KxVoZ)

154 Literally no one cares about Katie Whore.

Posted by: Rapier Feckwit at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (hnee+)

155 Katie Hill hardest hit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)


I believe in this case she will not be hit hard.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)

156 When Rosanna Arquette steps outside her area of expertise (sperm receptacle) she often sounds like a dumbass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (U2rG9)

157 Good news. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are out of the hospital and renting a lovely home in Australia to self-quarantine.


They just want all concerned to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

158 I'm not an infectious disease specialist, but...

Covid19 is the least of her worries.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (ZuGkg)

159 Not even with your dick, bro.

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (1CjJc)

160 Not the Hill to die on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (aKsyK)

161 Caught it from a friend who
Caught it from a friend who
Caught it from another you been coughin' around

Posted by: REO Deathwagon at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)

162 151
I really like Dr. Birx, way more than Fauci.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Brix?
Did you say Hans Brix?

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)

163 The Hills are alive - with the crawling death flu

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (KxVoZ)

164 Lol. "As I said this morning on Fox and Friends..."


--- Dr. Birx

MSM heads everywhere explode.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

165 She was also diagnosed with an advanced case of
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck.



*********

But without all the Personal Protective Equipment.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (m45I2)

166
Dr. Deborah "Scarf" Birx a classy lady.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


She could have been the new Doctor Who.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)

167 All the kool kids are getting the korona!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)

168 Attention whores gonna attention whore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (ejd/p)

169 >>Rosanna Arquette@RoArquette

I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .

- - - -

Is it me or is David Arquette the only sane/non-toxic member of that family?

People in the media (and government) really don't understand how sick to death we are of their idiotic pontifications and casual slander on social media, etc.

The Wuhan flu may be the biggest red pill yet.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

170 CDC - Updated at 12:00pm EDT

COVID-19: U.S. at a Glance*

Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Jurisdictions reporting cases: 53 (49 states, District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, and US Virgin Islands)

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (RxDQk)

171 Oh, I'm sure she took it in her toilet seat iykwim.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (ykYG2)

172 Still watching the press conference.

Can any reasonable person see Joe Biden up there handling this better? By now he would have walked off mumbling something about corned beef and then sniffed a reporter's hair.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (+dsLj)

173 I love it when they mention a company I have stock for.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (xfb67)

174 Somewhere in rehab, Gillum is thinking, "Damn. I should have caught the coronavirus instead of this sore ass and meth hangover."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

175 157 Good news. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are out of the hospital and renting a lovely home in Australia to self-quarantine.


So, we had to close our dining room, lay off 70% of the staff and rearrange our entire lives because people like Tom Hanks get a cold and are mildly sick for a few days?

Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (mrrpT)

176 Did I just hear on the WH livestream that the mortality rate of the Corona virus is 0.7%?

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (Pqytn)

177
147 You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (datdl


Brie's ass is currently under contract with Hungry Jack pancake mix.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (SENHs)

178 She could have been the new Doctor Who.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++++
Nah, she appears to be competent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)

179 Maybe the geniuses pushing all this are seeing other metrics ... but the "DoomsDay Can't Be Escaped" people may be proven completely wrong.

Maybe they really do have better info - but I'm not buying just how obvious some of this shit went down.

First it was gatherings of 1K people. Then another state had to take that at 500. Then 250. Then 100.

Those numbers are too convenient - too round - to be anything other than a wild ass guess - combined with the urge by certain dickheads to show "we did more than the next guy".

Posted by: Man is Bat Shit Crazy at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (71st6)

180 Presser: which states are Trump being "really tough on" regarding their guidance?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (El6T/)

181 Huh, if there's a poster child for "daddy issues" I would have listed Kattie Hill. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

182 Jussie Smollet to announce later today.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)

183 You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.

Scandal? She will be a new Marvel super-hero.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (IMdOQ)

184 If I never hear the phrase "social distancing" again it will be too soon.
---------------
i'm sure they'll have new jargon soon. "therapeutic introversion" or something.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)


Incel gamers rubbing their... hands together, when they realize they're on the cutting edge of society change.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (hku12)

185 Man, that was a leading question.

"Can you confirm that millions would die if it weren't for all the restrictions?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)

186 The question isn't can we survive the virus. It's can we survive the stupidity.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (H8QX8)

187 Someone just moved to the top of Biden's VP list. I'd pay to see the Dem VP reality show catfight.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (DY3v8)

188 >>>So, we had to close our dining room, lay off 70% of the staff and rearrange our entire lives because people like Tom Hanks get a cold and are mildly sick for a few days?

HOW DARE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!!!

Like and retweet if you DON'T WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS! BLAAAAARGH!

Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (datdl)

189 The questioners are so unhappy that bodies aren't stacked up like cordwood at this point.

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (oGBso)

190

OT

two sources, one in Cali and one in NY (one a teacher) saying the unions are refusing to extend school year due to closings because it goes against their union contracts

also, there is no way to do it remotely. They are not set up for it.

I wonder if this is the real reason you are hearing, well, the kids won't get fed, etc, keep it open. I have been hearing a lot of excuses as to why the kids can't go home, at least at first. Pressure from the unions? That would be macabre.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (vEIlU)

191 She's a victim now and The Holy Rules of Victims require she be awarded her seat in Congress back

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (vPKfA)

192 I still will go to restaurants so call me a traitor.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (Orx/W)

193 >>>174 Somewhere in rehab, Gillum is thinking, "Damn. I should have caught the coronavirus instead of this sore ass and meth hangover."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

haha

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (PbpT7)

194 She just explained how models can produce total bullshit. I'm sure that reporter understood none of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (xfb67)

195 Heh. Church greeters hardest hit.
=====

Back in my day, the greeters all wore gloves. Youngest kidlet and I were joking this morn about wearing gloves to go vote, but I informed her that gloves (like Mickey Mouse) were only worn by ladies. Men just toughed it out.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (MIKMs)

196 All the kool kids are getting the korona!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)

I've heard that the kids are calling it "Dat Rona"

Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (xrmrM)

197 If only Obama were here. He'd give that virus the Obama Stare and everything would be honky-Dokey.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (e284m)

198 As anyone who has ever been sick knows, the last place you want to be is in a hospital.

The mortality rate of coronavirus (I'm sure) is far less than rate of deaths caused by infection and mistakes in U.S. hospitals.

Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)

199 flies in the face of

De Blasio refuses to shutter NYC schools over coronavirus despite union pressure

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio doubled down Friday on his decision not to shut down public schools, despite increasing pressure to do so from teacher unions and other Democratic politicians.

"We shut down the school system, we might not see it for the rest of the school year. We might not see the beginning of the new school year. And that weighs heavily on me," the mayor said, according to The New York Times.


3 days ago, on Fox news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vEIlU)

200 "Can you confirm that millions would die if it weren't for all the restrictions?"
---
The heroic actions of the media governors and mayors of America have saved hundreds of billions of American lives.

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (kOpft)

201 Why is it that an almost insignificant number in the general population has been diagnosed while a significant number of rich and famous have?

Epstien didn't kill himself

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vPKfA)

202 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (uZuKb)

203 My husband is having cataract surgery Thursday, but it's in an adjacent medical outpatient facility to one of the hospitals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

204 3 hot reporters!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (xfb67)

205 there are "not enough" US ChinaVirus deaths to satisfy the leftists, so they are virtue signaling by claiming they have it ... ?

1000 point DOW rally ... Bear Market Rallies are fast and furious ... relief rally probably, but it does feel good. Probably not time for long term buying, and I don't have the proper mindset for day trading ... I learned the hard way, ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

206 197 If only Obama were here. He'd give that virus the Obama Stare and everything would be honky-Dokey.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (e284m


Let me be clear. This virus...the corona virus....this is something we will deal with.......I'm personally going to deal with this. I have worked...with the CDC...I have spoken....with the best doctors...on a solution....


Be honest. You read that in his voice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (SENHs)

207 Why is it that an almost insignificant number in the general population has been diagnosed while a significant number of rich and famous have?

Epstien didn't kill himself
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vPKfA)
++++++++
Rich and famous people tend to do a lot of international travel and live in dense areas with other people who do a lot of international travel.

The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)

208 Katie Hill better stay out of Bugliano, Italy
Now, the mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (3aI0K)

209 There's a lady who's sure, all the TP is gold
And she's buying a twelve-pack of Charmin.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (KxVoZ)

210 You look at the cruise ship test results - amazing to think only that many people on a petri dish got the virus.

If it was as contagious as they say, they would be pushing more suggestions for people who are self-isolating... as in stay in a different room and wear a mask.

As it is I think if you are even remotely careful and not smearing the virus all over your face and running over to wear someone sneezed trying to breathe it in, you're fine.. especially if you aren't in a city taking public transportation.

Posted by: RealityMan at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (7NSrk)

211 I wouldn't tap Katie, but I would her gf Morgan, especially in her thinner days if you've seen the pics.

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (8/DeP)

212 Well, so far, I'm up to nearly a billion lives saved or preserved.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (e284m)

213
She's a victim now and The Holy Rules of Victims require she be awarded her seat in Congress back
---
They might, actually.
People infected with kung flu are probably the tiniest minority of minorities around.

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (kOpft)

214 Is anybody keeping a count of suicides as a result of despondency over loss of life savings/financial ruin?

Over/Under vis-a-vis direct virus deaths?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (m45I2)

215 She also probably has chlamydia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)

216 >>two sources, one in Cali and one in NY (one a teacher) saying the unions are refusing to extend school year due to closings because it goes against their union contracts . . .
- - - -


Think you're right about the school food excuse. That is a perfect example of a "service" that was created to create a dependency, not fill a need. There are already food stamp, private food banks to meet that need.


With Trump in the lead, this is really illuminating who is flexible/capable of dealing with a crisis vs. who is deadweight and only interested in using it for their own benefit. Let's remember who these deadweights are.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

217 Rich and famous people tend to do a lot of international travel and live in dense areas with other people who do a lot of international travel.

Like bats.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ykYG2)

218 208 Katie Hill better stay out of Bugliano, Italy
Now, the mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (3aI0K)

So right over the city line is ok then?

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (cF8AT)

219 Why is it that an almost insignificant number in the general population has been diagnosed while a significant number of rich and famous have?

Because these people are sick.

#TheEconomyDidntKillItself

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (IMdOQ)

220 The blue check twitters might actually venture into the world in the hopes that they too can catch the fever and attention whore for a few hours.

Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (kfzqR)

221 Any word on the health of RBG? Has she cut back on squats?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

222 217 Rich and famous people tend to do a lot of international travel and live in dense areas with other people who do a lot of international travel.

Like bats.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ykYG2)

Chicken of the Cave

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)

223 201 Why is it that an almost insignificant number in the general population has been diagnosed while a significant number of rich and famous have?


Yep, that's what I'm saying.

The MFM: ZOMG there are no test kits!!!!

Also The MFM: ZOMG all these famous people are testing positive!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (KxVoZ)

224 Dr. Deborah "Scarf" Birx a classy lady.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

She could have been the new Doctor Who.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)


Or Bond's handler.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (vEIlU)

225 Twitter should introduce a new little icon like the little blue checkmark so people can have a convenient way of telling the world they're "verified" carries of the coronavirus.
We're all on the edge of our seats, you know.

Posted by: Steve at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (nOkDu)

226 What color ribbon are we wearing for COVID awareness? One hasn't been chosen yet? How the hell are you supposed to raise awareness about a disease without a ribbon and a month? Trump is totally fucking this up. We need full congress in session NOW to declare an official COVID awareness month.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (3SJfD)

227 Oh now..not Fauchi.

Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (L3Rsz)

228 I found no thrill, on Katie Hill.

Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (1CjJc)

229 2020 The Wuhan Year- when hugging your grandmother became an act of civil disobedience.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (m45I2)

230 The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.
===
Also, they lick toilet seats. It's mostly that ackshually.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (ZuGkg)

231 >>> 192 I still will go to restaurants so call me a traitor.

Places here in SE Georgia where there have been no cases that I'm aware of are starting to refuse sit down dining. You can only take your food and leave. Sounds like insurance companies and legal teams are starting to call the shots at fastfood chains.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Hf/ne)

232 Chicken of the Cave
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)

LOL, that's a good one!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)

233 So now having the Wuhan virus is a status symbol ?

*facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (zlgJP)

234 just got back from my grocery experience- I ordered online, curbside pick-up
no ground beef, eggs, distilled water, anything paper

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)

235 >>The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.


Also, they are just the type of people who would whine about it on social media. Narcissists gotta call attention to themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)

236 "The Bug Brotherhood."
Strange.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ZS9TG)

237 She spelled GhonnasyphaherpieAIDS wrong...

Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (+2xjH)

238
Actually .... it pains me to agree with DeBlasio.

Healthy children are statistically immune to Covid 19. Mortality rate is gemoterically better for Covid 19 than Flu for healthy children.

We should be quarantining nursing homes, and age care facilties instead of closing schools, if we say we're doing what the scince says we should be doing.

But.... we're not.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (nw6Hr)

239 One upside of the Wuhan flu is we're not seeing Schiff racing for a microphone and banks of cameras. Same with Schumer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

240 223: most of us aren't jetting around, cruising, taking ski vacations in italy.

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ONvIw)

241 Now: Corona virtue signaling.
Tomorrow: Pure unadulterated bigotry to question someone's COVID status.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (3SJfD)

242 Some of the most well-respected LGBTQ advocacy groups in the US, including HRC and GLAAD, have signed an open letter to remind "all parties handling COVID-19 surveillance, response, treatment, and media coverage that LGBTQ communities are among those who are particularly vulnerable to the negative health effects of this virus."
What exactly makes them thing that they are "particularly vulnerable" ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (3aI0K)

243 i always went to the town bicycle for advice on shit. they know stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KP5rU)

244 Hey, 217, you mind keeping that on the D/L.

Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (nOkDu)

245 "From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!"

Just so.

Behold the chic cachet of empty headed celebrity show ponies proclaiming they have Chinese Lung Aids.

I weep for our civilization.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, gettin' suspicious... at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (wmfhQ)

246 LGBTQCovid and COVID-curious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (3SJfD)

247 Speaking of it being the Rich Disease, I heard yesterday that there is a big outbreak in Aspen.

Yet none of us Deplorables know a single person, irl or online, that has it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)

248 The victim class culture is really digging this stuff, aren't they?

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (kzFY+)

249 183 You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.

Scandal? She will be a new Marvel super-hero.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (IMdOQ)

She'll be a gender swapped Mama Nurgle, chaos god of sickness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (d1uFV)

250
So now having the Wuhan virus is a status symbol ?

*facepalm*

------


Yup.

And who can out quarantine whom is Coronawoke Virtue Signalling.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (nw6Hr)

251 >>> If only Obama were here. He'd give that virus the Obama Stare and everything would be honky-Dokey.
Posted by: DamnedYankee

Yep. He'd just tell it to "knock it off!", and problem solved.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (+FPkr)

252 My local Publix has said they'll be restocking tomorrow morning. I predict the locusts will pick the shelves clean within an hour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

253 228: kids are getting mild symptoms, but shed virus for much longer than adults.

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)

254 Reporter asking Fauci to respond to some China data...

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (cF8AT)

255 She also probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM


Dude...not even with Soros' dick.

Posted by: Chlamydia trachomatis at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (ejd/p)

256 The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)


Especially the ones who spend their days on their knees, mouthing Chinese cox.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)

257 British Actor Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.

I
can't
go
on

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (vd8XM)

258 Any word on the health of RBG? Has she cut back on squats?

Only because those pussies won't spot me. Backing off to 300 lbs.

Posted by: RBG at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (IMdOQ)

259 >>"We shut down the school system, we might not see it for the rest of the school year. We might not see the beginning of the new school year. And that weighs heavily on me," the mayor said, according to The New York Times.


Translation: "School kids don't vote or donate to my campaign, teachers unions do."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)

260 is this broad the ex-congressthing that does orgies and stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (iTXRQ)

261 226
What color ribbon are we wearing for COVID awareness? One hasn't been chosen yet?

if people can see your ribbon, you're not socially distant enough.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (sGtp+)

262 232 Chicken of the Cave
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)

LOL, that's a good one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)

One of the rare funny bits from Anchorman 2. Worth watching on YouTube

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (d1uFV)

263 >>> You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.


She's a dead ringer to portray Katie Hill's flatbutt.

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (PbpT7)

264 Agree with DeBlasio, too. We're doing this backwards.

Keep the old folks at home. Support them in home. Let life for younger, healthy people go on.

Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (L3Rsz)

265 Thank G*D Coronavirus isn't racist!
Look at the victim diversity!
Actors, Actresses, Congress critters!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)

266 I went to the commissary yesterday. No TP but a wall of paper towels.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (3SJfD)

267 no ground beef, eggs, distilled water, anything paper
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)


My daughter was able to get 80 lbs of ground beef this morning (about a third of the usual weekly amount) and a few cases of "to go" containers. She traded 10 lbs of the beef to another restaurant that had an oversupply of eggs.

Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (mrrpT)

268 The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)

May it strike down every last one of them.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (lvSkr)

269 >British Actor Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.


it's gonna be like those people who insist on telling you that they're gay

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ)

270 1 Is Hanks dead yet?
____________

He and his wife were both released from the Australian hospital, according to a story this a.m. Why they needed to be hospitalized, when the only symptoms they had was cold symptoms and chills, is not clear. Couldn't they have been isolated in their hotel room, or a rented house? Whatever, they seem to be fine, just like most people who get this virus will be.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (k4dH2)

271 257
British Actor Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.

the best bit? the wench in the background of his video has her hands all over her mouth.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

272 As the nation's First Coronovirus Sufferer I feel the press should focus on me, and I want Trump to be held entirely responsible. If Russia hadn't put him into office then I would be safe in the White House and America would breathe more calmly, knowing my person had been properly protected.

Posted by: Hillary ==> at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)

273
Katie Hil actually looks like a slag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (pS94+)

274 255
She also probably has chlamydia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)

275 Good luck keeping the Lime Wedge from falling in there.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (fjX/+)

276 guess if I want a burger I'll have to go out

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (iTXRQ)

277 US coronavirus cases


5672


96 deaths

Posted by: Ugh at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hDfwo)

278 Shes is a veritable drive through a viral smorgasbord.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (0OmEj)

279 242 - Sucking strangers cocks mostly. I guess bug-chasing parties spread more than HIV. Who knew?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (H5knJ)

280 " The job Donald Trump is doing in handling the spread of coronavirus in the United States:

Approve 47% Disapprove 43%"

And that's in the strong headwinds of the Cockholster Media shrieking about Trump 24/7.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, gettin' suspicious... at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (wmfhQ)

281 Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (vd8XM)

282 Just got back from a Kroger run. Meats, dairy & grains out.

Grains = bread and it's component parts. Flour, yeast, etc.

Beans and rice - out.
Canned goods - stripped bare.

Kroger needs to close tonight. Photograph everything that's left, then never order it again.

Because it's shit no one wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (qjfjx)

283 Speaking of it being the Rich Disease, I heard yesterday that there is a big outbreak in Aspen.

Yet none of us Deplorables know a single person, irl or online, that has it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)


Colorado has 160 cases. I had figured most of those were derelicts in Denver. But yeah, snow bunnies in Asspen makes sense too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)

284 If only Obama were here. He'd give that virus the Obama Stare and everything would be honky-Dokey.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


#BringBackOurDogChowMein

Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (1CjJc)

285 That photo made me throuple little in my mouth.

Posted by: Ann K. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (App2p)

286 Fawn story in sidebar is a palette cleanser after Katie Hill.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (m/Gc2)

287 274 255
She also probably has chlamydia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)


With or without beard?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (pS94+)

288 >>Green eggs and clam.


Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (fjX/+)

289 De Blasio refuses to shutter NYC schools

-
The Legal Aid Society@LegalAidNYC
We're calling for an immediate moratorium on NYPD arrests.

"We are in the midst of a pandemic and our last priority should be to cycle New Yorkers through our broken criminal justice system, separated from their families, communities, and quality services."

-
Let the Burning Times begin!

Posted by: Humungus at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

290 252 My local Publix has said they'll be restocking tomorrow morning. I predict the locusts will pick the shelves clean within an hour.

If you're going, get in line early. It's been my experience that the locusts are mostly sated for now. The folks waiting for stores to open at this point are the normals who waited. Besides, there are limits on everything, everywhere.

Of course, when the locusts first struck, the stores were all like, hey, take itall, record sales day hurr hurr.

NOW they impose limits. But, it is working.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (KxVoZ)

291 Does anyone know if we're getting participation trophies for this one?

Did they ask at the press conference?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (e284m)

292 What exactly makes them thing that they are "particularly vulnerable" ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020

Butt secks?

Posted by: Ugh at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (hDfwo)

293 Holy crap! The questioning at these conferences is aggravating. These people are dumb.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)

294 Katie's favorite Christmas song:
It's beginning to look a lot like syphilis/Ev'ry time I go...

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (ZS9TG)

295 Had no idea the Chinese Virus is a venereal disease

Posted by: Regular joe at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (6/uwW)

296 " This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.
Posted by: kallisto

He plagiarized Trump's plan, so at least there's a theoretical chance."

Hello there.

Posted by: Zombie Neal Kinnock at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (wmfhQ)

297 Colorado has 160 cases. I had figured most of those were derelicts in Denver. But yeah, snow bunnies in Asspen makes sense too.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)

I believe all of the cases here are in Denver and Aspen. None here in Larimer County yet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KxVoZ)

298 >> De Blasio refuses to shutter NYC schools


It's the only way to keep the crime stats down for 1/3 of each day.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (fjX/+)

299

She's diseased, certainly, but Covid19 doesn't enter into it.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KATBx)

300 I have a sudden urge to go eat at a Chinese Buffet now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (trdmm)

301 274 255
She also probably has chlamydia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)

I will not, will not, eat her box
I will not, will not, catch the pox

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)

302 294 Katie's favorite Christmas song:
It's beginning to look a lot like syphilis/Ev'ry time I go...
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (ZS9TG)


"My ghonnorhea..."

- - B.W. Stevenson, 1972

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (pS94+)

303 Somehow, there's an impeachable offense in Trump's conduct of this matter.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (ZS9TG)

304 I have to say, for the most part, the press is asking intelligent/pertinent questions today.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)

305 Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM


Stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (ejd/p)

306 298 >> De Blasio refuses to shutter NYC schools


It's the only way to keep the crime stats down for 1/3 of each day.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (fjX/+)


He relented I believe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (pS94+)

307 I believe all of the cases here are in Denver and Aspen. None here in Larimer County yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KxVoZ)

The cases in Aspen are traced to a group from Australia, who came for a ski trip and brought it with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (trdmm)

308 >>I will not, will not, eat her box
I will not, will not, catch the pox


I do not like green eggs and clam
I do not like then Stan and Dan

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (fjX/+)

309
"Green eggs and yams!"

- - The Yam-Shooter

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)

310 All the aisles in the small, locally sourced community fvcks bank I've run for years are stripped bare.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (wCLLY)

311 282
Just got back from a Kroger run. Meats, dairy grains out.



Grains = bread and it's component parts. Flour, yeast, etc.



Beans and rice - out.

Canned goods - stripped bare.



Kroger needs to close tonight. Photograph everything that's left, then never order it again.



Because it's shit no one wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (qjfjx)
We're declaring Soviet Shopping Rules.
What ever is in the store, you must buy it. I bought some nice Barras de Coco this morning in the 'Hispanic' section, turns out I like them!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (e284m)

312 Sinema has been given instruction:
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)

313 Given her age - and then rippling up to her dad's age, I would think he'd be more of a concern. Does her dad display any symptoms?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (Ozpxd)

314 -
The Legal Aid Society@LegalAidNYC
We're calling for an immediate moratorium on NYPD arrests.

"We are in the midst of a pandemic and our last priority should be to cycle New Yorkers through our broken criminal justice system, separated from their families, communities,....



-----

Aren't we supposed to be distancing from communities?

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (Izzlo)

315 I have to say, for the most part, the press is asking intelligent/pertinent questions today.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM


*checks outside window for aerial pork*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (ejd/p)

316 "From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!"

-
Virtue suffering.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

317 Trump: Our economy is going to come back, we're doing everything to save lives...a life isn't going to come back.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

318 312 Sinema has been given instruction:
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)

So Tulsi Gabbard is still on the menu?

PPV would make Zod rich.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (d1uFV)

319 hey, anyone who needs a good laugh and wasn't in on the hilarity yesterday... the thread before the ONT got HILARIOUS.

don't comment on a n old thread, but please read. the Horde was in prime form and it was glorious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (d7Ww2)

320 How's her anxiety levels?

You know how that makes you boink employees, right?

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (Eicbe)

321 Katie Hil actually looks like a slag.
_________________

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (k4dH2)

322 I will not, will not, eat her box

I will not, will not, catch the pox

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)

I will not, will not, pound her too
I will not, will not, catch Wu Flu.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (1CjJc)

323 Well, this is interesting. An MIT PhD in Biological Engineering says the Deep State is using the coronavirus to manipulate economies and depress dissent:

https://tinyurl.com/uz279sw


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

324 316
"From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!"



-

Virtue suffering.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Ed Zachary!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (e284m)

325 She's got Wuhan Herpes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
.......

Looks like an oyster but it's snot.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

326
kids are getting mild symptoms, but shed virus for much longer than adults.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)

-----

Please provide CDC link for that assertion. Because we're not even testing kids and the South Korean data doesnt show that at all.

Who says kids are shedding viruses longer??? Is that shedding worse than influennza??? Because at teh height of the flu season this year.... testing results reported over 20,000 positive cases PER WEEK.

You know what else the CDC said about this years flu. Mortality rate of postive tests was 7.1%

https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm

Be nice to see some actual data overlayed on top of the Covid 19 numbers. Because on every measurable statitic, fucking flu overshawdows Covid 19 in every measurable category.


Go read.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (nw6Hr)

327 I suggested to the guy that owns the local bagel place that it's time to make up his delicious Matzoh Ball soup.
He usually only makes it for some of the Jewish holidays
Tell people that it may not cure the virus, but you won't mind having it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vd8XM)

328 All the aisles in the small, locally sourced community fvcks bank I've run for years are stripped bare.

----

"Community fucks bank?" Another nickname for Katie Hill.

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)

329 322 I will not, will not, eat her box

I will not, will not, catch the pox

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)

I will not, will not, pound her too
I will not, will not, catch Wu Flu.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (1CjJc)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (d1uFV)

330 What pissed me off was the supermarkets being cleaned out of instant rise yeast no matter where I looked.

I wanted to make low carb pizza with it too. Fuck you world for ruining my day.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (+dsLj)

331

Sean Davis @seanmdav

A employee of the USDA appears to be threatening to withhold food in the event of rationing from someone who criticized him on Twitter.

Quote Tweet

Robert Caruso @robertcaruso
Replying to @marcorandazza

This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.



I wonder who this tool voted for.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)

332 FUCK MY ASSHOLE!!
DO IT NOW!!!

Posted by: Katie Hill at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (CLteG)

333 303 Somehow, there's an impeachable offense in Trump's conduct of this matter.

According to my insane liberal sister, Trump should be impeached "because he started the panic."

I would have asked her "By underplaying it, as you crazy people first went crazy over?" But, as mentioned, she's insane. So I told her to STFU instead.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (KxVoZ)

334 As with KamalToe it wouldn't per her first virus I'm quite certain.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (BRpqW)

335 >>What exactly makes them thing that they are "particularly vulnerable" ?


We're not allowed to say, right? That would be judgey and prudish, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

336 Sill plenty of floured tortillas. Oh, and the damned things last five-ever.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)

337 17 In one of the daily rags (I think the Washington Post), they accidentally made a surprising omission. In Wuhan, only 1 in 200 who were exposed to corona virus came down with it. Of those who did, 99% recovered. So, just spending time with someone who is later diagnosed with corona virus does not mean you will come down with it.

With that said, seeing how Katie believes in interacting with people, perhaps her odds of infection are a bit higher than average.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (a/dOO)

I happened to overhear much of the local health department's press conference yesterday and the lady was talking about where recent cases had been and she called most of these places low risk exposure. She said you have to be next to someone for like 10 minutes to get it. Someone having a meal with an infected person did catch it I guess. That's a pretty interesting disclosure if true. It means probably sitting in a bar for a few hours drinking with a crowd or being in a theater for 2 hours probably isn't good, but quickly running into a store for stuff shouldn't be a problem for most people.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (j3npP)

338
Would do a better job handling coronavirus:

Biden 50% Trump 50%

*AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA & WI

Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)



When this passes, the economy guns up, Joe is dead.


OTOH, negative growth in Q2 and Q3, the media can say "We are now officially in a recession."


Look rubes, we're in a RECESSION.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (Ozpxd)

339 Oh, the Places You'll Drip

Slop on Pop

Pox in Box

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (fjX/+)

340 She's diseased, certainly, but Covid19 doesn't enter into it.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KATBx)
---
And that's about the only thing that doesn't.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (Eicbe)

341 Just got back from shopping.

Tom Thumb. They's PRICEY.

But no paper products. Very little meat.

Everything else was fine.

Got some steaks. Got some beer. Got some seafood.

Limited to 1 loaf of bread, total.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

342 I believe all of the cases here are in Denver and Aspen. None here in Larimer County yet.

-
We have one case here in Grand Junction. Local heath official was on this morning predicting 500 Mesa County deaths.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

343 The Democrat Party wants bad, bad, bad news for America until the election. The worse it goes for all of us, the better for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

344 "Of course, when the locusts first struck, the stores were all like, hey, take itall, record sales day hurr hurr.

NOW they impose limits. But, it is working.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (KxVoZ)"



IOW, no good deed goes unpunished.

since you were not a locust, now you will be treated like one.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (zlgJP)

345 >>What pissed me off was the supermarkets being cleaned out of instant rise yeast no matter where I looked.

>>I wanted to make low carb pizza with it too. Fuck you world for ruining my day.


Katie Hill can help.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (fjX/+)

346 Some of those bong rips are pretty harsh, Katie, - so I've heard. Just saying.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (2Mnv1)

347 Katie gave me the clap.

Posted by: No at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (BRpqW)

348 I would not let her cut my hair
I would not let her cut it, bare

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (KxVoZ)

349 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Almost forgot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Katie.

I certainly hope your raging whore immune system is up to par, then.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

352 "Did I just hear on the WH livestream that the mortality rate of the Corona virus is 0.7%?"

funny how the rates change when we get an increasingly reliable denominator for the calculations.

Credit to Brit Hume for this insight.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (wmfhQ)

353 @KurtSchlichter 31 seconds ago

It is important to keep pointing out that the Chinese coronavirus came from China and was compounded by Chinese incompetence and deceit.

When they call you "racist," they want to shut you up. Tell them to kiss your kung pao ass.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (cF8AT)

354 They should check her dog too.

Posted by: PJ at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (qlTN9)

355 HERE, LET ME SQUEEZE SOME YEAST OUT FOR YOU.

Posted by: KATIE HILL at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (CLteG)

356 In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face. Despite being a reporter she doesn't name this racist in the White House.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (Mr80f)

357 "Community fucks bank?"
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)


There's years of therapy wrapped up in that slip.

Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (mrrpT)

358
OK, I love PDT, and he still enjoys my support. FTTB, anyway.

But I can't sit here and pretend I'm happy about this shit sandwich.

Mnuchin can say "this is not a bailout."

It's a g-ddamn bailout.

My boss built a nationwide corporation worth many millions of dollars from two men and a pickup truck over the course of twenty years.

It employs thousands of people with jobs that provide self-sufficiency, dignity, and respect for the men who work them, and their families.

He did this by being creative and having a huge drive to succeed. When his creativity failed him, and he didn't succeed, nobody - NOBODY - was there to help him. He made his way through hard times by his own grit, determination, and contingency planning.

When I watch people take huge "risks" during good times, growing rich from the fat of the land, only to have their failed "risks" mitigated during the bad ones by virtue of their of their large donations to important politicians, IT ENRAGES ME.

What... you fags might come up on short on this year's yacht-maintenance budget, so it's time for the government to pick my poor pocket and make up the difference?

Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (v3NfP)

359 Katie gives the best rim jobs.

Posted by: No at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (BRpqW)

360 So she is banging her dad too? Gross.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (XIfzX)

361 341 Just got back from shopping.

Tom Thumb. They's PRICEY.

But no paper products. Very little meat.

Everything else was fine.

Got some steaks. Got some beer. Got some seafood.

Limited to 1 loaf of bread, total.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

Walmart: No TP, zero ramen, zero ground beef, very little soup (mostly the ones no one wants to eat left)

But I did get some cookies!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (j3npP)

362
Did I just hear on the WH livestream that the mortality rate of the Corona virus is 0.7%?"


-----

Thats from the S Korean data. I bet ort mort rate is about the same once this is all said and done.

Provided we're not all bankrupt and unemplyed to enjoy it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)

363 This coming from a woman that likely, once a month, excretes loaves of bread from her cootch.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

364 @MichaelCoudrey 2 minutes ago

NY Governor Andrew Cuomo to his brother Chris Cuomo on CNN:

"I don't like the word curfew, dad tried to have a curfew for me, I never got past the resentment."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/vhwby7r

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (cF8AT)

365 HERE, LET ME SQUEEZE SOME YEAST OUT FOR YOU.
Posted by: KATIE HILL at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (CLteG)
++++++++++
Finally, the solution to our impending bread shortage has surfaced!

:: vomits ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (hYcqw)

366 Why shouldn't Katie have WuFlu? She probably has everything else in the Merck Manual.

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)

367 Katie gives the best rim jobs.
Posted by: No at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (BRpqW)



No she doesn't.

Posted by: Mayor Rimjob at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Yao. When Akbaatatdia angers, he blows a yellow wind that takes the old and the sick. The young must live so that the People may continue. Some young ones, though, breathe the yellow wind.
This is what the man was explaining to his son on the riverbank. "Why, father? Why only some? Why not such as me?"
The man looked down at the young brave. "You know the winkte?"
"Yes."
"He puts the man-part of another into his mouth." He shrugged. "It is the way of the winkte. This is like the yellow wind, the sickness they get."
"But what of squaws," the boy asked. "How do the young squaws breathe the yellow wind?"
The man looked at the setting sun. His boy was curious. It was good to be so, but not too much so. He closed his eyes and sent his thoughts to Akbaatatdia. This was his thought: "Do not let my boy touch a dirty one, Great Spirit."
Then he looked at the boy. "Now we will walk home."

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (ZS9TG)

369 "Let me be clear. This virus...the corona virus....this is something we will deal with.......I'm personally going to deal with this. I have worked...with the CDC...I have spoken....with the best doctors...on a solution....


Be honest. You read that in his voice."

Guilty. Wonder what lil' ookie is doing now that he can't fill out his NCAA tourney brackets?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (wmfhQ)

370 since you were not a locust, now you will be treated like one.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (zlgJP)

The other day I had a chance to grab the last 2 12-packs of paper towels (limit was still 2 then) when I realized that this nice, but exhausted young woman was going to go empty-handed, who had been telling me outside that she had just got off a 12 hour shift, and had been caught without paper goods when this started, and was determined to get something even if it meant camping out front of the store for 3 hours in the cold.

I looked at her, and I just couldn't take them both. I grabbed it before anyone else did and flipped it into her cart. She thanked me profusely. I could not watch her go home empty handed.

You BOND when you spend three hours camping out front of a store in the middle of the night. The next morning I scored a 30 pack of TP, so I think G-d or Karma or something came through for me after my good deed.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (KxVoZ)

371 ta fuck is up with her chin? ball rest?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (KP5rU)

372 Well, this is interesting. An MIT PhD in Biological Engineering says the Deep State is using the coronavirus to manipulate economies and depress dissent:

See also the Ukraine phone call. Also a nothingburger, but they were too far along in their plans to change course.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (dBiBP)

373 First, came the wave of Coronavirus hypochondriacs

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (3aI0K)

374 Attention is just one of her whore modes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (Eicbe)

375 Saw a friend while at the store. He didn't look good, but he's just finalized a reasonably shitty divorce.

He's salary free as he owns a few bars in Dallas. He's shut down. No income whatsoever.

What a shit time this is.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Yao. She is a Dirty One. She is a Filth-Eater, of the Chichimeca, who call themselves the Dog People.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (ZS9TG)

377 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)

That guy would be the first one cannibalized.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (saIjW)

378 >> An MIT PhD in Biological Engineering says the Deep State is using the coronavirus to manipulate economies and depress dissent:


Never let a crisis something, something.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (fjX/+)

379 I'm just calling it Yellow Fever now.

If they're going to call me racist, why not go all-in

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (RKQ/v)

380 Katie put PVC pipe and a zucchini up my exhaust port.

Posted by: Death is Coming at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (BRpqW)

381 How long before people fake-announce for the attention? Or has that happened yet?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (tqlBn)

382 I read that the other day, Garrett. Wonder if he is still employed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (ZXmv4)

383 >>If you're going, get in line early. It's been my experience that the locusts are mostly sated for now.

Friend reports huge line at LI Westbury Costco this morning to get in...check out clerk says by next week, no one will be there because the local population has probably each purchased by now an entire Costco warehouse full of supplies and can't possible get more stuffed into their homes.

I'll wait another week or two - then go. Might wind up there by myself.

Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (32YRo)

384 Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (v3NfP)

**********

Unfortunately it's the price to pay to save jobs for people who didn't ask for this shit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (+dsLj)

385 @SwordsATL

Outside of the Charmin plant in PA

https://tinyurl.com/w2rjfcj

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (cF8AT)

386 Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM


Word.

Posted by: Tru Con Cat at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (ejd/p)

387 How long before people fake-announce for the attention? Or has that happened yet?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (tqlBn)


LOOK AT ME!!!!!

HELLO!!!!!!

Posted by: Katie Hill at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Speaking of the Jews, Jerusalem's city walls.

https://bit.ly/3b4AIcS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

389 The age of attention seekers. I guess we all will have to join Twatter to "announce" our contracting of the virus? I liken this to when well-known people die. Other people who knew the well-known person will immediately be compelled to twat out how they knew them personally, and if they're particularly in need of attention, they'll twat out a photo of them with the well-known dead person. Boy, I'm cynical.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (JoUsr)

390 Alternate Headline: Raging Cumdumpster Contracts Global Disease, Shocking No One

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

391 Nice deflection, Donald.

China falsely accused our military of bringing the virus to them, but it began there. In China.

The question was accusatory: it's wrong to say it's Chinese, so why Mr President do you refer to it as such?

Fucking reporters.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (+fPHo)

392 " If only Obama were here. He'd give that virus the Obama Stare and everything would be honky-Dokey."

If ohblahblah had a virus, it would look like Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (wmfhQ)

393 >>379
I'm just calling it Yellow Fever now. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (RKQ/v)

The People call it like this: Yellow Wind.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (yvnmY)

394 NY Governor Andrew Cuomo to his brother Chris Cuomo on CNN:

"I don't like the word curfew, dad tried to have a curfew for me, I never got past the resentment."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/vhwby7r
Posted by: Tami



Ok Fredo, how does Martial Law sound?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (qjfjx)

395 Provided we're not all bankrupt and unemplyed to enjoy it.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)
----------------------

CDC will probably include suicides in the Corona Virus mortality rate, figuring some people are going to check out after losing their job, house, car, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (ARm/c)

396 I guess sleeping around with every Tom Dick and Sally was a bad idea, huh?

Posted by: Katie Throuple Hill at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (G546f)

397 O/T Mr. Black just said gas is at $1.63 in Greenwood, SC. Wow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (JoUsr)

398 This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.


I wonder who this tool voted for.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)



something -rats ??

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)

399 Some of the comments here are a bit alarmist. I think you could safely have sex with Katy if you take sensible precautions, like applying Flex Seal to your junk ahead of time.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (H5knJ)

400 The Government should stop confiscating / return income for the first Quarter.

For Every Tax Payer.

Suspend Capital Gains until the Market returns to life.

But by NO means should they be cutting checks or promising to distribute monies that THEY DO NOT HAVE.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (fjX/+)

401 I, sincerely, love the Zod stories.

I need to get a good archive search done of the site and collect them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (d1uFV)

402 good news,Ms Throuple, it's not COVID19, just HIV

Posted by: vmom at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (G546f)

403 Outside of the Charmin plant in PA

https://tinyurl.com/w2rjfcj

-
Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)

404 What disease doesn't Hill carry?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (ykYG2)

Spon Plague?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (miJU3)

405
This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.


-------

*seethes*

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (nw6Hr)

406 US coronavirus cases





5672





96 deaths
---
Does 100 qualify as a grim milestone, or do we have to wait for 1000?

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (kOpft)

407 Ok, now the media is getting snippy...end this presser now.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)

408 O/T Mr. Black just said gas is at $1.63 in Greenwood, SC. Wow.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (JoUsr)


*looks at road trip options more seriously

hey, is getting kicks on route 66 still a thing ??

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (zr5Kq)

409
"She's got raging Petri-dish thighs..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)

410 In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face. Despite being a reporter she doesn't name this racist in the White House.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (Mr80f)
----
she was challenged by doing local traffic reports in new york city a few years ago. now she's a national wh reporter. this is the level of stupid we are depending on for accurate information.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (oW0FM)

411 Saw a friend while at the store. He didn't look good, but he's just finalized a reasonably shitty divorce.

He's salary free as he owns a few bars in Dallas. He's shut down. No income whatsoever.

What a shit time this is.....
Posted by: Sponge


Notice all the ones calling for a shut down? County judges, county commissioners, etc.? They are all still getting paid regardless.

Easy to call for a shut down when you are still getting paid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (qjfjx)

412 How long before people fake-announce for the attention? Or has that happened yet?

The tried-and-true methods still work for the good-looking ones. Thank you, Emily Ratjkowski (sp?) for your service.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (EYsyU)

413 Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this.

I'll take "Johnny Rotten quotes for a thousand, Alex."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (KxVoZ)

414 In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the
WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face.


How is this "racist"?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (RxDQk)

415 First, came the wave of Coronavirus hypochondriacs
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (3aI0K)
~~~~~

Back in college, I did medical transcription for a Neurologist and a Neurosurgeon. I can't tell you how many brain tumors I had as well as MS, Parkinson's, etc.

It's a miracle I survived.

Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)

416 >>401
I, sincerely, love the Zod stories.
I need to get a good archive search done of the site and collect them. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (d1uFV)

Thanks. If I could just once get a photo of Trump wearing a full Indian headdress Calvin-Coolidge style, I'd check out a happy Zod.

Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (ZS9TG)

417 She did it all for the virus.

The virus.

The virus.

So you could take your Prius.

And drive it up her BLAH...

Posted by: Limp BizDick at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Her Gyno deos her Pap Smears with a Push Broom.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (fjX/+)

419 Whoa! Dems have the media on their side, and I only have me to fight back!


Go Donny Two Scoops!

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (oGBso)

420 Coronasmegma.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

421 Trump en fuego

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (+dsLj)

422 Great answer by Trump just now re hitting *back* at governors, etc., right now when unfairly attacked.

Actually the template for how it always is. Duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)

423 "Women's softball catcher neck" and a catcher's mitt for a face.

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (BkYvb)

424 336
Sill plenty of floured tortillas. Oh, and the damned things last five-ever.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)

I approve this comment.

Posted by: Victor Borge at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (XxJt1)

425 Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)

426 Back in college, I did medical transcription for a Neurologist and a Neurosurgeon. I can't tell you how many brain tumors I had as well as MS, Parkinson's, etc.

It's a miracle I survived.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)


My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

427
CDC will probably include suicides in the Corona Virus mortality rate, figuring some people are going to check out after losing their job, house, car, etc.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (ARm/c)

-----

Some one was on here blubbering yesterday that Covid 19 deaths are under reported because its really the respiratory failure that kills you.



Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (nw6Hr)

428 409
"She's got raging Petri-dish thighs..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)


__________________________

That's a culture thing, isn't it? (rimshot)

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (kzFY+)

429 Back in college, I did medical transcription for a Neurologist and a Neurosurgeon. I can't tell you how many brain tumors I had as well as MS, Parkinson's, etc.

--

Ha, that would be so totally me! I could never take a job like that because of my hypochondria tendencies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (JoUsr)

430 We've sprayed Katie Thrill's front-hole with Flex Seal and now we will attempt to penetrate it with a SWAT-team quality battering ram. Let's see what happens...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)

431
Places here in SE Georgia where there have been no cases that I'm aware of are starting to refuse sit down dining. You can only take your food and leave. Sounds like insurance companies and legal teams are starting to call the shots at fastfood chains.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Hf/ne)


This is what's driving 95+% of closings: Civil lawyers.

Posted by: Sooner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (Fs5vw)

432 PDT throwing it back to them. I cannot be silent when a Democrat says lies about me.

Mine are responses. Not attacks.

They all have you, the press, on their sides. I only have me.

Nicely done, Donald.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)

433 My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

Elephantitis of the nuts?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)

434 Another virus added to Katie's "collection".

Posted by: Surfperch, sheltering in place at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (d2Mzg)

435 Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM


oh calm down, you're supposed to take care of me

Posted by: the grasshopper at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (d7Ww2)

436
Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM


Horde-mind

I was just thinking the same thing

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (hx3Q8)

437 428 409
"She's got raging Petri-dish thighs..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)

That's a culture thing, isn't it? (rimshot)

I'm laughing my bunsens off.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)

438 425 Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)

He wouldn't have to. The media would be bolstering him and fawning all over him and telling us all what a wonderful job he's doing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

439 We've secretly replaced Katie Hill's syphilis with coronavirus. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (1CjJc)

440 The Chinese just cost the world trillions of dollars and completely shut down global economies. Thousands of people are dead.

We've now discovered our major pharmaceutical needs, necessary supplies of antibiotics and everyday drugs like acetaminophen are almost completely manufactured in China.

They also have tried to weaponize their hold on that supply and use it against us.

Is this where you want your pharmaceuticals to come from? How about everyday medical items like surgical masks or even dental floss? A place with that kind of hygiene whose intentions for us are clearly not good?

Thank you globalists.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (VpIIl)

441 422 Great answer by Trump just now re hitting *back* at governors, etc., right now when unfairly attacked.

Actually the template for how it always is. Duh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)

He also talked about that stupid NYT article that took one sentence from the gov's. call that made it sound like he told all of them that they're on their own. Completely left out the rest of his comment that said 'We'll back you...but if you can source anything locally do that. Local channels are much quicker."

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (cF8AT)

442 HAH

PDT went there.


Swine Flu 2009.

Suck it, Barky.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)

443 "This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me"

This is the kind of over-serious virtue signalling that I can't stand. He knows exactly what's coming, and us rubes had better respect his authoritah! When this blows over in two weeks, he'll completely absolve himself of having been wrong. He needs to FOAD instead.

Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (eAZVt)

444 >> In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face. Despite being a reporter she doesn't name this racist in the White House.

Relieved to hear that CBS employs journalists who understand which are the biggest concerns. It's a shame the current pandemic panic is cutting into our national discussion on race!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

445 DT throwing it back to them. I cannot be silent when a Democrat says lies about me.

Mine are responses. Not attacks.

They all have you, the press, on their sides. I only have me.

Nicely done, Donald.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)


Sheer perfection,

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (YxML+)

446 The problem with having sex with Katy is that you're also having sex with the other twelve thousand people she's screwed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (SENHs)

447 Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

---------------

Small pox wouldn't know what hit it.

Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

448 The only "Ruling Class" of which she's now part is the Oral Corner at her local swinger's party.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (kZT36)

449 What pissed me off was the supermarkets being cleaned out of instant rise yeast no matter where I looked.

our was out of instant rise too, but I don't usually buy that, so I was good. Got a bunch of traditional yeast for bread and pizza dough making.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)

450 Getting Wuhan Flu is now a status symbol. To me it means that the "I Survived Covid-19 and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" novelty shirts will be coming out soon. And that means the boredom and the jokes are just around the corner.

Great job with the over-hype, MSM. You got people through all of their stages of this public panic in record time!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (f5eF4)

451 Sinema has been given instruction:
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.


Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)

=========================Little Boots

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (Pqytn)

452 433 My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

Elephantitis of the nuts?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)

Ok, not that...

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)

453 "439 We've secretly replaced Katie Hill's syphilis with coronavirus. Let's see if anyone notices."

The former obviously is more lethal than the latter.

Speaking of, if it is conclusively shown the coronavirus hysteria was a Deep State/media op, should we begin a kill list now?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (puu6v)

454 446
The problem with having sex with Katy is that you're also having sex with the other twelve thousand people she's screwed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (SENHs)

Her idea of social distancing is figuring out how to fits tabs A, B, and D into slot C.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (1CjJc)

455 Trump's response to all of this shows why a businessperson who has practical knowledge of how to get things done- not just jaw about them and form committees to study them- is what's right for us.

Its why I initially liked Fiorina but Trump is 1,000 x better.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (YxML+)

456 BREAKING: White House claims that news media lack a sense of humour

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (3aI0K)

457 oh, no , stop comparing to HIV

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (zr5Kq)

458

Cauliflower soup. nom nom

Soup with Ace!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

459 off insect sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

460 PDT went there.


Swine Flu 2009.

Suck it, Barky.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)


He manages to slip that in during every presser thus far.

It's poetry.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Wish me god speed people. I am ignoring my Gov. and I'm going shopping. Guessing the crowds will be less and it will be almost a one to one on customer service.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (2ygtH)

462 Off topic but needs to be said.



Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)


What the hell is everyone talking about Corona for? Today is St. Pat's Day shouldn't we have Guinness?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (yISI5)

463 Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

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Joe Biden: We will beat Polio the same way I beat Corn Pop.

Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (sX1BW)

464 DJT outlasting the wh press whores to ask stupid questions. their ability to think on their feet couldn't keep them alive on a middle school playground.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (oW0FM)

465 Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips are sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got coronavirus thighs
She'll turn the music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got coronavirus thighs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Well, they do need a fill-in for Andrew Gillum, while he "dries out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

In a couple of weeks, once he is "rehabilitated", Gillum is going to get a plum role in the upcoming gay porno epic, "Bum Tomahawk".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (miJU3)

467 >>Her idea of social distancing is


One Cock per Hole.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (fjX/+)

468 My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
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Ha, that would be so totally me! I could never take a job like that because of my hypochondria tendencies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
~~~~~

Some of us just have very "suggestible" personalities is all.

Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (sGotD)

469 "I have had a dry cough, shortness of breath, & a fever since Saturday," Hill wrote
.........

Crack whore symptoms.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (v0R5T)

470 But by NO means should they be cutting checks or promising to distribute monies that THEY DO NOT HAVE.
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Hey, if they don't destroy the dollar with runaway inflation, someone might be able to say 'they didn't try everything.'

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (kOpft)

471 Glad he ended it. 'Twas dissolving into bullshit.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)

472 Ha ha.

Trump ends the press conference by saying Biden made a mistake and he assumes Biden will make an apology.

Bravo.

Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

473 What disease doesn't Hill carry?

And when you're a national laughingstock, is attention what you really want? I can't figure out the mindset here. It's like there are no normal people in her life.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (Ibwur)

474
Small pops
Chicken pops
Corn pops.


I healed them ALL!!

~ Joe Biden

Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)

475 Her idea of social distancing is figuring out how to fits tabs A, B, and D into slot C.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (1CjJc)


You forgot holes E and F.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

476 > Wish me god speed people. I am ignoring my Gov.


go for it
it is every American's sacred duty to say 'fuck you' to government

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (iTXRQ)

477 CBS News' Weijia Jiang accused an unnamed White House official of calling COVID-19 the "Kung-Flu"
Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those tests were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (3aI0K)

478 This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.


-------

*seethes*
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (nw6Hr)


The government is here to help

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

479 PDT went there.





Swine Flu 2009.



Suck it, Barky.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)



Reggie Love: He is. Trust me. He is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (yISI5)

480 Ms. Hill's viral, fungal, bacterial, load is akin to the grotto in the pool at the Hef Mansion.

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (p5zwj)

481 "My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD."

May cause constipation, diarrhea.

Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (eAZVt)

482 In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the
WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face.

How is this "racist"?
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Why does she think I give a fuck?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (qjfjx)

483 Of all the mandated closings, schools actually make the most sense. Kids are stupid with common sense distancing and hygiene.

I think it's funny that "graft programs" are somehow exempt from the social shaming.

A "free" restaurant courtesy of the taxpayers at schools is a-okay. If some small business owner wants to keep open his business, he MUST BE PUNISHED!!!

Posted by: Blago at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (sjTfF)

484 oh, no , stop comparing to HIV

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (zr5Kq)
-----------------------------

It's actually a good comparison. HIV and its victims were given sainted status and cannot be criticized ever, so tying the two together leaves the audience in that room unable to continue that line of attack.

Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (oGBso)

485 @ 385

I am intimately familiar with the scene outside the Charmin plant in Pa.

It's at the end of Manning Flat in Mehoopany. I lived there at the time Bechtel was constructing the plant. What a bump in employment that was.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (KATBx)

486 452 433 My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.

Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

Elephantitis of the nuts?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)

Ok, not that...
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)


How can you be sure?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (SENHs)

487 Trump Official calls it the KungFLU, Cue the outrage.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (dKiJG)

488 It turns out WuFlu does not stop hair from growing. I'm off for a haircut. My hairdresser's mom died two weeks ago. I'm going to hug her. If I catch the flu it will have been worth it.

Up to twenty cases in OK so far. OMG, we're all gonna die!

Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (XxJt1)

489 "444 >> In other things made up, CBS reporter Weiji Jianng claims someone at the WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face. Despite being a reporter she doesn't name this racist in the White House.

Relieved to hear that CBS employs journalists who understand which are the biggest concerns. It's a shame the current pandemic panic is cutting into our national discussion on race!"

With the obvious qualification almost all the propaganda whores are fucking retarded so she may not know better, this shows how serious the *media* takes this supposed crisis.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (puu6v)

490 Glad he ended it. 'Twas dissolving into bullshit.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)


Because they NEVER LEARN.

The can't GET him with gotcha questions. He will call them what they are when they do that.

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

491 The Obama years have been rough, the media never called me.

Posted by: Grim Milestones at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (tqlBn)

492 Nood

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (saIjW)

493 Back in college, I did medical transcription for a Neurologist and a Neurosurgeon. I can't tell you how many brain tumors I had as well as MS, Parkinson's, etc.

It's a miracle I survived.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)
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"I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it - wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance - found, as I expected, that I had that too, - began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically - read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee."

Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (/669Q)

494 He says it every time he's interviewed.....

"What one thing did you not see coming?"

"How evil and dishonest the media is...."

Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

495 425 Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?

Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)


I cannot imagine any Democrat except Billy Jeff doing half as well. Biden? Sanders? Jug Ears? Hillary? Pelosi? Kamel-toe, Spartacus, Mini-Mike, or all the rest? No way.

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (AMIL/)

496 HIV, you say? I guess it's time to get started on that corona virus quilt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (H5knJ)

497 "Softball catchers neck"... "dick diving whore"...
Hmmm, better jot those down.
May be useful later on.

Posted by: Some other guy not that other one at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (EyFCU)

498 Dems have the media on their side, and I only have me to fight back!

*****

You have God too, which is more than enough.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (+dsLj)

499 5672








96 deaths
---
Does 100 qualify as a grim milestone, or do we have to wait for 1000?
===========================

I don't know how the feds come up with these numbers, but I'm hoping that the mortality numbers are thoroughly vetted before being published. As for the number of confirmed cases, considering that the MSM has been bleating non-stop about the lack of reliable test kits, the CV infection rate is likely higher (much higher?) than the confirmed count.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (Pqytn)

500 CBS News' Weijia Jiang accused an unnamed White House official of calling COVID-19 the "Kung-Flu"

-
The preferred term is Flu Manchu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)

501 In my Canadian province of Ontario, the government has now declared a state of emergency and shut down all restaurants. Canada has also closed its borders to foreigners (finally!) with some exceptions being made for "dignitaries". Harry and Meghan have to be able to come back to their luxury squat on Vancouver Island, don't you know?

Immediately after hearing that news, there was a story of farmers demanding special treatment because they need all their "migrant workers" or else we'll all starve. I'm so mad about this! Actual Canadian businesses are going to go under because of this state of emergency, but these guys insist they have to have their coolies, REAL Third World imports from the filthiest countries in the hemisphere. Just the thing we need when we're under siege from a Third World disease; I'm sure they know all about constant hand-washing and keeping a safe distance from other people. Why can't the farmers hire local people? Oh, it'll take too long to train them; the imports already know the work. (Yes, I'm sure it's a fiendishly difficult job to learn! Look, if some Guatemalan peasant can do it, an Ontario boy can.)

First of all, I question if Canadian farms are even able to start working the soil; I would think that's probably 2 to 4 weeks away. But most of all, I am so damn sick of these business types insisting that there's no need for them to share the burden. WE can all be reduced to living off our savings and banned from travel. THEY are special and important and deserve to be exempt from such difficulties. I used to defend these people; now I realize they're just gougers and exploiters.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (qNC62)

502 Katie Hill is proof that humans can survive a LOT more than one little virus at a time. She should be a beacon of hope instead of a mere cautionary tale.

Posted by: The CDC at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (gHCnG)

503
Josh Chin @joshchin

19m


China's Foreign Ministry goes nuclear: Revoking credentials for all
U.S. reporters at WSJ, NYT and WaPo whose press cards expire by the end
of the year


https://twitter.com/joshchin/status/1239956356792078337


CBS News' Weijia Jiang accused an unnamed White House official of calling COVID-19 the "Kung-Flu"


Everybody was kung-flu fighting

Those tests were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with expert timing

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (3aI0K)

504 Getting Wuhan Flu is now a status symbol. To me it means that the "I Survived Covid-19 and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" novelty shirts will be coming out soon. And that means the boredom and the jokes are just around the corner.

Great job with the over-hype, MSM. You got people through all of their stages of this public panic in record time!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (f5eF4)


So true. Our normal timing arcs have become super compressed because of the interwebz and 24 hours news. Mocking and jokes and boredom begins about 30 hours after the start of a crisis.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (YxML+)

505 Off topic but needs to be said.

Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?


One of these times, Biden is going to wander off-camera and not see the end of the stage.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 01:10 PM (gHCnG)

506 I saw Petri Dish Cooch open for Dandy Warhols at Alladin Theater in '96.

Posted by: Grim Milestones at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (tqlBn)

507 In an article published by the Express on March 10, by Callum Hoare, geneticists publishing in ScienceDirect are reported to have discovered that the Wuhan virus has a particular and unheard of capacity to attach to a specific protein (furin) found in the lungs of humans.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (ZuGkg)

508 sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (tqlBn)

509 128 "She was also diagnosed with an advanced case of
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck

====
I like this, but what does it mean?

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (d6mdH)

510 This is not naturally occurring, because a virus cannot learn genetically to attach to a protein unless the protein is in its natural environment. And if the virus, as has been claimed, is 96% the same genetically as corona viruses in Chinese Bat populations, then it would have been impossible for it to acquire this function, unless it was living in a human host or in an animal which ate human lungs or had the same protein.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 01:12 PM (ZuGkg)

511 466 Well, they do need a fill-in for Andrew Gillum, while he "dries out."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)

In a couple of weeks, once he is "rehabilitated", Gillum is going to get a plum role in the upcoming gay porno epic, "Bum Tomahawk".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (miJU3)

"Yank My Doodle, Andy"

Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 01:13 PM (Izzlo)

512 This is not naturally occurring, because a virus cannot learn genetically to attach to a protein unless the protein is in its natural environment. And if the virus, as has been claimed, is 96% the same genetically as corona viruses in Chinese Bat populations, then it would have been impossible for it to acquire this function, unless it was living in a human host or in an animal which ate human lungs or had the same protein.
Posted by: Simplemind


Or it was living in a Chinese bat that some jack wagon ate.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 01:14 PM (qjfjx)

513 "Some one was on here blubbering yesterday that Covid 19 deaths are under
reported because its really the respiratory failure that kills you."

lack of oxygen to the brain kills many ... pneumonia is just a contributing factor.


Ab Normal brain in jar on shelf ... "all is well"

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)

514 Yet none of us Deplorables know a single person, irl or online, that has it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)


My younger sister appears to have it. PA out in Kansas.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2020 01:17 PM (nBq51)

515 Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

Perfect! I had forgotten all about that.

Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 01:18 PM (sGotD)

516 >>>College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck

Ace, you're a treasure, you really are.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2020 01:30 PM (M5wRT)

517 This is the kind of over-serious virtue signalling that I can't stand. He knows exactly what's coming, and us rubes had better respect his authoritah! When this blows over in two weeks, he'll completely absolve himself of having been wrong. He needs to FOAD instead.
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (eAZVt)

USDA? PDT ought to fire his ass, or reassign him to Kiska.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:43 PM (miJU3)

518 If liberals turn having COVID-19 into being a virtuous victim like they have for hate crimes, they'll all be running around trying to catch it and spread it.

Posted by: Socratease at March 17, 2020 01:43 PM (2GbWn)

519
"My snatch is a teeming, festering cauldron of social diseases!"

-- Katie Hill, STD's "Typhoid Mary"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

520 Some of us just don't buy into 'social distancing'

Posted by: Andrew Gilliam at March 17, 2020 02:03 PM (BDQo0)

521 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had my d!ck in it

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at March 17, 2020 02:04 PM (BDQo0)

522 Going out on a limb here - she has every disease BUT corona virus.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 17, 2020 02:09 PM (+DS2f)

523 First i felt this way about the testing, it was the new FOMO, where idiots on line felt they needed to be tested just so they can tell everyone. Twitter obsessed morons prayed they would have a cough or a tingle in their throat so they can be news (or even better was if you wanted to get the treated and were denied, because obviously we should be wasting our limited time and resources on Cat Lady bloggers who haven't had any human interaction in months...... present company excluded)

Now the new sign of Twitter cool will be getting the virus. You can issue a press release, live stream your near death experience and let the world know you and Idris are totes the same now.

This is going to become the new toy dog, where there are 10,000 total US cases of Corona Virus and 7,500 are in Hollywood or media.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 17, 2020 02:24 PM (oyhIW)

524 Dems see Chinavirus only for its potential to benefit them personally. She needs Chinavirus to get herself back in the news to feel relevant. Democrats can't feel shame, they are like political terminators, they will... not... stop (until Obama tells them to.) But would she lie that she has ChinaVirus just to promote herself? Has she ever lied about anything else? Hmmm, let me think... Why yes! Yes, she has!

Posted by: Rich at March 17, 2020 02:42 PM (/Zade)

525 Hours later and i still can't get over the randomness/ greatness of this insult.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 18, 2020 01:02 AM (oyhIW)

526 I became a conservative in the early 80's when I read a William Safire
essay in which he made the following statement (paraphrasing): "A
conservative is one who prefers liberty to security (or freedom to
safety), while a liberal is one who prefers security to liberty (or
safety to freedom)."

I think some of you who call yourselves conservatives here see where I am going with this ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (qcn6p)

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