aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Katie "Queen of Throupling" Hill: I "Almost Certainly" Have Coronavirus
She was also diagnosed with an advanced case of
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck.
Former California congresswoman Katie Hill claimed Monday that her doctor said she "almost certainly" has contracted the Coronavirus. ... "I have had a dry cough, shortness of breath, & a fever since Saturday," Hill wrote in a tweet on Monday. "My dad found out Saturday afternoon that he’d spent a lot of time with a person who tested positive for COVID-19. I was exposed to my dad, but I could have been way before that too… we will never know." However, Hill says she will not be tested unless she is "hospitalized" because she did not come in direct contact with the individual who had the virus.These people do know that it is, as usual around this time a year, flu season for the non-coronavirus flu, right? This crazy dick-diving whore has more drama than a road production of Fame.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (b52Yt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (q0enb)
Posted by: Deep State 368 at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (AcOG7)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Sapwolf at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (nuv3n)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:03 PM (a/dOO)
Booyaka.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 17, 2020 12:04 PM (b52Yt)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:04 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Average Loser at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (8aO2d)
Posted by: Katie Hill's Doctor at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (o3AYq)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:05 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Fringe at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (vx54i)
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (hDfwo)
Chlamydia ? Yup
Posted by: Otoh Imho at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (f6tGE)
With that said, seeing how Katie believes in interacting with people, perhaps her odds of infection are a bit higher than average.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (a/dOO)
Is that why they're all rushing out to tell us they have it?
Could it be their entitled jet setting life style finally dropped a poop in their party pool?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (e284m)
Found it!
Posted by: Carl Spackler, Asst Greenskeeper at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (RuIsu)
CDCC
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (e284m)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:08 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Zombie Fats Domino at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:09 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (U2+zT)
Posted by: DD News at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (D0z6d)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1239702238135635968
"So the national panic attack that I and others helped induced got the government to close the economy and leave millions jobless without any source of income for the foreseeable future. Will you now admit you were wrong so I can score some Twitter points?"
Meet the New Con Inc, same as the Old Con Inc.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (datdl)
Posted by: WTP at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (66rlH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March
Yay?
Posted by: DEFICIT SPENDING at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (hDfwo)
So of the 130,000 who attended the mass banquet, only 650 were exposed. Noice.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (KP5rU)
You brush his hair naked, too?
Posted by: reason at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (3H9h1)
Katie Hill
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (KNsKs)
I can tell she loves Science- orally.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:11 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (ZXmv4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (e284m)
++++++++++++
Then what was the point?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Paladin at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KX5Wh)
"exposed" should be infected.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (kgQKM)
Joe Biden will need to know so he can determine if it is eligible for his Vice President Diversity Supreme competition.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Y0opK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (U2rG9)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (WdocV)
Please tell her that monetary and fiscal bukake is just a metaphor, not literal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)
Also, please try to help me spread that rumor. It's my only shot!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
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Whose-Hand Flu.
Posted by: reason at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (U2+zT)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (u6xw0)
The best part of this thread is that the trolls are still in the one below...
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)
What are they doing, troll frolicking?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (3aI0K)
*COUGH* Donate to my *COUGH* Patreon and *WHEEEEZE* smash that *COUGH* like button!
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (datdl)
Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)
That's it. Humanity is doomed.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (U2+zT)
Well, they do need a fill-in for Andrew Gillum, while he "dries out."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Azrael, Omnis Mortis at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (lvSkr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (ZfRYq)
-----------------------------------
From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (KNsKs)
What are they doing, troll frolicking?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:13 PM (e284m)
Don't worry. I'll make serious mathematical predictions, and chime in passive aggressively every so often until they make their way here.
Gentlemen, you must take this seriously.
Posted by: Man is Bat Shit Crazy at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (71st6)
@ChangePolls
/
@CNBC
Swing States* Poll (3/9-11),
Would do a better job handling coronavirus:
Biden 50% Trump 50%
*AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA & WI
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Under The Rainbow at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (QrOoP)
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (nRWPy)
She probably calls him that sometimes.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (G2zl5)
Don't look at me!
Posted by: Baby Ruth in a punchbowl at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (a2oTW)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: tubal
She just had a facial
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)
This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (lvSkr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Heh. Church greeters hardest hit.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (vI+F1)
Katie Hill: "Aw, they called he hot! Tee hee hee. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Matt Laurer at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl)
Made me want to toss my lunch, if that's any help.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (KxVoZ)
Heh!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (U2rG9)
Ah, condoms.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (Ry8mf)
Dental dams and hairbrushes
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)
This is so frightening that 50% of respondents think O'Biden can handle anything more challenging than his paste jar.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (kgQKM)
No kidding. He'll probably name Cindy McCain as his veep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
She's used to playing the meat in a sexual spit roast, so I'm going with "yes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Picric at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (YxCXF)
Posted by: tubal
She just had a facial
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:16 PM (vd8XM)
ISWYDT
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (sGtp+)
*clutches chest and doubles over*
UNNNNNNNGH, it's the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (datdl)
Posted by: MisAnthropic Recluse IS social distance at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (4ceyg)
Rosanna Arquette@RoArquette
I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .
lives at risk for profit .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (kgQKM)
Approve 47% Disapprove 43%
@MorningConsult
3/13-16
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (hDfwo)
Joe Biden will need to know so he can determine if it is eligible for his Vice President Diversity Supreme competition.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2020 12:12 PM (Y0opK)
Kamala Harris is on her knees as we speak, smearing coronavirus in her hair.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: kallisto
He plagiarized Trump's plan, so at least there's a theoretical chance.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (KxVoZ)
-- Positive: That woman know time management!
-- Negative: I think she has A LOT more lovers/bang-buddies we don't know about - alert the CDC!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
Rosanna Arquette knows who is behind this!
Rosanna Arquette@RoArquette
I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus
vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to
know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the
new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .
lives at risk for profit .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (nRWPy)
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck."
________________________
Thanks much. I shall be using that in the future.
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (kzFY+)
Posted by: Hank Hill at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
a little of A, a little of B.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (+FPkr)
If I never hear the phrase "social distancing" again it will be too soon.
i'm sure they'll have new jargon soon. "therapeutic introversion" or something.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: CoolHand Luke at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (U2+zT)
it. Of those who did, 99% recovered. So, just spending time with someone
who is later diagnosed with corona virus does not mean you will come
down with it."
or it may be many exposed had a small dose of inoculum and their body defeated it (without showing symptoms, as incubation period never achieved "critical mass"), meaning they acquired some degree of immunity.
If that is true, it puts the lie to the hysteria in the US ... but still, we do want to isolate the vulnerable (elderly or other conditions). Maybe the geniuses pushing all this are seeing other metrics ... but the "DoomsDay Can't Be Escaped" people may be proven completely wrong. But the politics leaves little room for mistakes ... Trump has to display an abundance of caution.
Vaccine or that zinc treatment may end up saving the day ... Hail Trump. MAGA.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (nRWPy)
Or power.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (lvSkr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SgjGX)
Is there nothing Katie Hill can't do?
Posted by: MisAnthropic Recluse IS social distance at March 17, 2020 12:18 PM (4ceyg)
I guess the question "Is there nothing Katie Hill won't do?" has already been answered.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (e284m)
Actually happened: caught it from her dad and a buddy who were making an ex-Congresswoman sandwich
Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (DU2N9)
Reminder: a few weeks ago it came out that one of the journalists who
covered her scandal (defended her) was sleeping with her -- amidst her
throuple AND secret affair with another staffer.
-- Positive: That woman know time management!
-- Negative: I think she has A LOT more lovers/bang-buddies we don't know about - alert the CDC!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
A regular typhoid Mary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JAS at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (SgjGX)
+++++++++++++++
Katie Hill hardest hit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (datdl)
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (RKQ/v)
***********
Learn To Hab a Code, Katie!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Rapier Feckwit at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (hnee+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (hYcqw)
I believe in this case she will not be hit hard.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 17, 2020 12:22 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (U2rG9)
They just want all concerned to know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:23 PM (aKsyK)
Caught it from a friend who
Caught it from another you been coughin' around
Posted by: REO Deathwagon at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
I really like Dr. Birx, way more than Fauci.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Brix?
Did you say Hans Brix?
Posted by: Kim Jong Il at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck.
*********
But without all the Personal Protective Equipment.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (m45I2)
Dr. Deborah "Scarf" Birx a classy lady.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
She could have been the new Doctor Who.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (ejd/p)
I'm still confused ,so Israel has been working on a corona virus vaccine for a year already ? (so they knew )Vaccines take a long time to know if they are safe and KUSHNER OSCAR is the major investor in the new vaccine that is supposedly coming here .
- - - -
Is it me or is David Arquette the only sane/non-toxic member of that family?
People in the media (and government) really don't understand how sick to death we are of their idiotic pontifications and casual slander on social media, etc.
The Wuhan flu may be the biggest red pill yet.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)
COVID-19: U.S. at a Glance*
Total cases: 4,226
Total deaths: 75
Jurisdictions reporting cases: 53 (49 states, District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, and US Virgin Islands)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (ykYG2)
Can any reasonable person see Joe Biden up there handling this better? By now he would have walked off mumbling something about corned beef and then sniffed a reporter's hair.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:25 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
So, we had to close our dining room, lay off 70% of the staff and rearrange our entire lives because people like Tom Hanks get a cold and are mildly sick for a few days?
Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (Pqytn)
147 You just KNOW Brie Larson is going to play her in the movie adaptation of this scandal.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:21 PM (datdl
Brie's ass is currently under contract with Hungry Jack pancake mix.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++++
Nah, she appears to be competent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)
Maybe they really do have better info - but I'm not buying just how obvious some of this shit went down.
First it was gatherings of 1K people. Then another state had to take that at 500. Then 250. Then 100.
Those numbers are too convenient - too round - to be anything other than a wild ass guess - combined with the urge by certain dickheads to show "we did more than the next guy".
Posted by: Man is Bat Shit Crazy at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (71st6)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (e284m)
Scandal? She will be a new Marvel super-hero.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (IMdOQ)
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i'm sure they'll have new jargon soon. "therapeutic introversion" or something.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)
Incel gamers rubbing their... hands together, when they realize they're on the cutting edge of society change.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (hku12)
"Can you confirm that millions would die if it weren't for all the restrictions?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (DY3v8)
HOW DARE YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR GRANDMA!!!!!
Like and retweet if you DON'T WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS! BLAAAAARGH!
Posted by: El Kabong at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (oGBso)
OT
two sources, one in Cali and one in NY (one a teacher) saying the unions are refusing to extend school year due to closings because it goes against their union contracts
also, there is no way to do it remotely. They are not set up for it.
I wonder if this is the real reason you are hearing, well, the kids won't get fed, etc, keep it open. I have been hearing a lot of excuses as to why the kids can't go home, at least at first. Pressure from the unions? That would be macabre.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
haha
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (xfb67)
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Back in my day, the greeters all wore gloves. Youngest kidlet and I were joking this morn about wearing gloves to go vote, but I informed her that gloves (like Mickey Mouse) were only worn by ladies. Men just toughed it out.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (SENHs)
I've heard that the kids are calling it "Dat Rona"
Posted by: Josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:28 PM (xrmrM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (e284m)
The mortality rate of coronavirus (I'm sure) is far less than rate of deaths caused by infection and mistakes in U.S. hospitals.
Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (mrrpT)
De Blasio refuses to shutter NYC schools over coronavirus despite union pressure
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio doubled down Friday on his decision not to shut down public schools, despite increasing pressure to do so from teacher unions and other Democratic politicians.
"We shut down the school system, we might not see it for the rest of the school year. We might not see the beginning of the new school year. And that weighs heavily on me," the mayor said, according to The New York Times.
3 days ago, on Fox news
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vEIlU)
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The heroic actions of the media governors and mayors of America have saved hundreds of billions of American lives.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (kOpft)
Epstien didn't kill himself
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Yo! at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (uZuKb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (xfb67)
1000 point DOW rally ... Bear Market Rallies are fast and furious ... relief rally probably, but it does feel good. Probably not time for long term buying, and I don't have the proper mindset for day trading ... I learned the hard way, ha.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 12:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (e284m
Let me be clear. This virus...the corona virus....this is something we will deal with.......I'm personally going to deal with this. I have worked...with the CDC...I have spoken....with the best doctors...on a solution....
Be honest. You read that in his voice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (SENHs)
Epstien didn't kill himself
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 17, 2020 12:29 PM (vPKfA)
++++++++
Rich and famous people tend to do a lot of international travel and live in dense areas with other people who do a lot of international travel.
The global citizens are the ones who strike me as likely to get it and spread it to the group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)
Now, the mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (KxVoZ)
If it was as contagious as they say, they would be pushing more suggestions for people who are self-isolating... as in stay in a different room and wear a mask.
As it is I think if you are even remotely careful and not smearing the virus all over your face and running over to wear someone sneezed trying to breathe it in, you're fine.. especially if you aren't in a city taking public transportation.
Posted by: RealityMan at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (7NSrk)
Posted by: Blacksheep at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (e284m)
She's a victim now and The Holy Rules of Victims require she be awarded her seat in Congress back
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They might, actually.
People infected with kung flu are probably the tiniest minority of minorities around.
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (kOpft)
Over/Under vis-a-vis direct virus deaths?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)
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Think you're right about the school food excuse. That is a perfect example of a "service" that was created to create a dependency, not fill a need. There are already food stamp, private food banks to meet that need.
With Trump in the lead, this is really illuminating who is flexible/capable of dealing with a crisis vs. who is deadweight and only interested in using it for their own benefit. Let's remember who these deadweights are.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)
Like bats.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ykYG2)
Now, the mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (3aI0K)
So right over the city line is ok then?
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (cF8AT)
Because these people are sick.
#TheEconomyDidntKillItself
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: jsg at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (kfzqR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
Like bats.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (ykYG2)
Chicken of the Cave
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)
Yep, that's what I'm saying.
The MFM: ZOMG there are no test kits!!!!
Also The MFM: ZOMG all these famous people are testing positive!!!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
She could have been the new Doctor Who.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2020 12:24 PM (aKsyK)
Or Bond's handler.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (vEIlU)
We're all on the edge of our seats, you know.
Posted by: Steve at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (nOkDu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (3SJfD)
Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Coronavirus at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (m45I2)
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Also, they lick toilet seats. It's mostly that ackshually.
Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (ZuGkg)
Places here in SE Georgia where there have been no cases that I'm aware of are starting to refuse sit down dining. You can only take your food and leave. Sounds like insurance companies and legal teams are starting to call the shots at fastfood chains.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Hf/ne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)
LOL, that's a good one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (zlgJP)
no ground beef, eggs, distilled water, anything paper
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Also, they are just the type of people who would whine about it on social media. Narcissists gotta call attention to themselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (+2xjH)
Actually .... it pains me to agree with DeBlasio.
Healthy children are statistically immune to Covid 19. Mortality rate is gemoterically better for Covid 19 than Flu for healthy children.
We should be quarantining nursing homes, and age care facilties instead of closing schools, if we say we're doing what the scince says we should be doing.
But.... we're not.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (ONvIw)
Tomorrow: Pure unadulterated bigotry to question someone's COVID status.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (3SJfD)
What exactly makes them thing that they are "particularly vulnerable" ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bruce Wayne at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (nOkDu)
Just so.
Behold the chic cachet of empty headed celebrity show ponies proclaiming they have Chinese Lung Aids.
I weep for our civilization.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, gettin' suspicious... at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (3SJfD)
Yet none of us Deplorables know a single person, irl or online, that has it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (kzFY+)
Scandal? She will be a new Marvel super-hero.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:27 PM (IMdOQ)
She'll be a gender swapped Mama Nurgle, chaos god of sickness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (d1uFV)
So now having the Wuhan virus is a status symbol ?
*facepalm*
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Yup.
And who can out quarantine whom is Coronawoke Virtue Signalling.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Yep. He'd just tell it to "knock it off!", and problem solved.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (+FPkr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Dude...not even with Soros' dick.
Posted by: Chlamydia trachomatis at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)
Especially the ones who spend their days on their knees, mouthing Chinese cox.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (vd8XM)
Only because those pussies won't spot me. Backing off to 300 lbs.
Posted by: RBG at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (IMdOQ)
Translation: "School kids don't vote or donate to my campaign, teachers unions do."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (iTXRQ)
What color ribbon are we wearing for COVID awareness? One hasn't been chosen yet?
if people can see your ribbon, you're not socially distant enough.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM (d1uFV)
LOL, that's a good one!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)
One of the rare funny bits from Anchorman 2. Worth watching on YouTube
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (d1uFV)
She's a dead ringer to portray Katie Hill's flatbutt.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (PbpT7)
Keep the old folks at home. Support them in home. Let life for younger, healthy people go on.
Posted by: lizabth at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (L3Rsz)
Look at the victim diversity!
Actors, Actresses, Congress critters!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, MD, FAAEM at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (3SJfD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:34 PM (iTXRQ)
My daughter was able to get 80 lbs of ground beef this morning (about a third of the usual weekly amount) and a few cases of "to go" containers. She traded 10 lbs of the beef to another restaurant that had an oversupply of eggs.
Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)
May it strike down every last one of them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (lvSkr)
it's gonna be like those people who insist on telling you that they're gay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ)
____________
He and his wife were both released from the Australian hospital, according to a story this a.m. Why they needed to be hospitalized, when the only symptoms they had was cold symptoms and chills, is not clear. Couldn't they have been isolated in their hotel room, or a rented house? Whatever, they seem to be fine, just like most people who get this virus will be.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (k4dH2)
British Actor Idris Elba announces he has coronavirus.
the best bit? the wench in the background of his video has her hands all over her mouth.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hillary ==> at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (NVYyb)
Katie Hil actually looks like a slag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (pS94+)
She also probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ugh at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hDfwo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (H5knJ)
Approve 47% Disapprove 43%"
And that's in the strong headwinds of the Cockholster Media shrieking about Trump 24/7.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, gettin' suspicious... at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (vd8XM)
Grains = bread and it's component parts. Flour, yeast, etc.
Beans and rice - out.
Canned goods - stripped bare.
Kroger needs to close tonight. Photograph everything that's left, then never order it again.
Because it's shit no one wants.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (qjfjx)
Yet none of us Deplorables know a single person, irl or online, that has it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)
Colorado has 160 cases. I had figured most of those were derelicts in Denver. But yeah, snow bunnies in Asspen makes sense too.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
#BringBackOurDogChowMein
Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ann K. at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (App2p)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (m/Gc2)
She also probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)
With or without beard?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (fjX/+)
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The Legal Aid Society@LegalAidNYC
We're calling for an immediate moratorium on NYPD arrests.
"We are in the midst of a pandemic and our last priority should be to cycle New Yorkers through our broken criminal justice system, separated from their families, communities, and quality services."
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Let the Burning Times begin!
Posted by: Humungus at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)
If you're going, get in line early. It's been my experience that the locusts are mostly sated for now. The folks waiting for stores to open at this point are the normals who waited. Besides, there are limits on everything, everywhere.
Of course, when the locusts first struck, the stores were all like, hey, take itall, record sales day hurr hurr.
NOW they impose limits. But, it is working.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (KxVoZ)
Did they ask at the press conference?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (e284m)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020
Butt secks?
Posted by: Ugh at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (hDfwo)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: kallisto
He plagiarized Trump's plan, so at least there's a theoretical chance."
Hello there.
Posted by: Zombie Neal Kinnock at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)
I believe all of the cases here are in Denver and Aspen. None here in Larimer County yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KxVoZ)
It's the only way to keep the crime stats down for 1/3 of each day.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (trdmm)
She also probably has chlamydia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:32 PM
Green eggs and clam.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:37 PM (ZS9TG)
I will not, will not, eat her box
I will not, will not, catch the pox
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)
It's beginning to look a lot like syphilis/Ev'ry time I go...
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:39 PM (ZS9TG)
"My ghonnorhea..."
- - B.W. Stevenson, 1972
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (ejd/p)
It's the only way to keep the crime stats down for 1/3 of each day.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (fjX/+)
He relented I believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KxVoZ)
The cases in Aspen are traced to a group from Australia, who came for a ski trip and brought it with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (trdmm)
I will not, will not, catch the pox
I do not like green eggs and clam
I do not like then Stan and Dan
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (wCLLY)
Just got back from a Kroger run. Meats, dairy grains out.
Grains = bread and it's component parts. Flour, yeast, etc.
Beans and rice - out.
Canned goods - stripped bare.
Kroger needs to close tonight. Photograph everything that's left, then never order it again.
Because it's shit no one wants.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (qjfjx)
We're declaring Soviet Shopping Rules.
What ever is in the store, you must buy it. I bought some nice Barras de Coco this morning in the 'Hispanic' section, turns out I like them!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (e284m)
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (Ozpxd)
The Legal Aid Society@LegalAidNYC
We're calling for an immediate moratorium on NYPD arrests.
"We are in the midst of a pandemic and our last priority should be to cycle New Yorkers through our broken criminal justice system, separated from their families, communities,....
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Aren't we supposed to be distancing from communities?
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM
*checks outside window for aerial pork*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (ejd/p)
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Virtue suffering.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (cF8AT)
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)
So Tulsi Gabbard is still on the menu?
PPV would make Zod rich.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (d1uFV)
don't comment on a n old thread, but please read. the Horde was in prime form and it was glorious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (k4dH2)
I will not, will not, catch the pox
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)
I will not, will not, pound her too
I will not, will not, catch Wu Flu.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (1CjJc)
https://tinyurl.com/uz279sw
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
"From what I can see, celebrities are using Chinese Coronavirus as a status symbol!"
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Virtue suffering.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Ed Zachary!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 17, 2020 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
.......
Looks like an oyster but it's snot.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (v0R5T)
kids are getting mild symptoms, but shed virus for much longer than adults.
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (ONvIw)
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Please provide CDC link for that assertion. Because we're not even testing kids and the South Korean data doesnt show that at all.
Who says kids are shedding viruses longer??? Is that shedding worse than influennza??? Because at teh height of the flu season this year.... testing results reported over 20,000 positive cases PER WEEK.
You know what else the CDC said about this years flu. Mortality rate of postive tests was 7.1%
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm
Be nice to see some actual data overlayed on top of the Covid 19 numbers. Because on every measurable statitic, fucking flu overshawdows Covid 19 in every measurable category.
Go read.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (nw6Hr)
He usually only makes it for some of the Jewish holidays
Tell people that it may not cure the virus, but you won't mind having it.
Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vd8XM)
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"Community fucks bank?" Another nickname for Katie Hill.
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)
I will not, will not, catch the pox
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (d1uFV)
I will not, will not, pound her too
I will not, will not, catch Wu Flu.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 12:42 PM (1CjJc)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (d1uFV)
I wanted to make low carb pizza with it too. Fuck you world for ruining my day.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (+dsLj)
Sean Davis @seanmdav
A employee of the USDA appears to be threatening to withhold food in the event of rationing from someone who criticized him on Twitter.
Quote Tweet
Robert Caruso @robertcaruso
Replying to @marcorandazza
This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.
I wonder who this tool voted for.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)
DO IT NOW!!!
Posted by: Katie Hill at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (CLteG)
According to my insane liberal sister, Trump should be impeached "because he started the panic."
I would have asked her "By underplaying it, as you crazy people first went crazy over?" But, as mentioned, she's insane. So I told her to STFU instead.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (BRpqW)
We're not allowed to say, right? That would be judgey and prudish, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)
With that said, seeing how Katie believes in interacting with people, perhaps her odds of infection are a bit higher than average.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2020 12:06 PM (a/dOO)
I happened to overhear much of the local health department's press conference yesterday and the lady was talking about where recent cases had been and she called most of these places low risk exposure. She said you have to be next to someone for like 10 minutes to get it. Someone having a meal with an infected person did catch it I guess. That's a pretty interesting disclosure if true. It means probably sitting in a bar for a few hours drinking with a crowd or being in a theater for 2 hours probably isn't good, but quickly running into a store for stuff shouldn't be a problem for most people.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (j3npP)
Would do a better job handling coronavirus:
Biden 50% Trump 50%
*AZ, FL, MI, NC, PA & WI
Posted by: Ha at March 17, 2020 12:15 PM (hDfwo)
When this passes, the economy guns up, Joe is dead.
OTOH, negative growth in Q2 and Q3, the media can say "We are now officially in a recession."
Look rubes, we're in a RECESSION.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 12:40 PM (KATBx)
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And that's about the only thing that doesn't.
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (Eicbe)
Tom Thumb. They's PRICEY.
But no paper products. Very little meat.
Everything else was fine.
Got some steaks. Got some beer. Got some seafood.
Limited to 1 loaf of bread, total.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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We have one case here in Grand Junction. Local heath official was on this morning predicting 500 Mesa County deaths.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (eAZVt)
NOW they impose limits. But, it is working.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:38 PM (KxVoZ)"
IOW, no good deed goes unpunished.
since you were not a locust, now you will be treated like one.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (zlgJP)
>>I wanted to make low carb pizza with it too. Fuck you world for ruining my day.
Katie Hill can help.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: No at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (BRpqW)
I would not let her cut it, bare
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
funny how the rates change when we get an increasingly reliable denominator for the calculations.
Credit to Brit Hume for this insight.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (wmfhQ)
It is important to keep pointing out that the Chinese coronavirus came from China and was compounded by Chinese incompetence and deceit.
When they call you "racist," they want to shut you up. Tell them to kiss your kung pao ass.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:46 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: PJ at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: KATIE HILL at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (Izzlo)
There's years of therapy wrapped up in that slip.
Posted by: jwest at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (mrrpT)
OK, I love PDT, and he still enjoys my support. FTTB, anyway.
But I can't sit here and pretend I'm happy about this shit sandwich.
Mnuchin can say "this is not a bailout."
It's a g-ddamn bailout.
My boss built a nationwide corporation worth many millions of dollars from two men and a pickup truck over the course of twenty years.
It employs thousands of people with jobs that provide self-sufficiency, dignity, and respect for the men who work them, and their families.
He did this by being creative and having a huge drive to succeed. When his creativity failed him, and he didn't succeed, nobody - NOBODY - was there to help him. He made his way through hard times by his own grit, determination, and contingency planning.
When I watch people take huge "risks" during good times, growing rich from the fat of the land, only to have their failed "risks" mitigated during the bad ones by virtue of their of their large donations to important politicians, IT ENRAGES ME.
What... you fags might come up on short on this year's yacht-maintenance budget, so it's time for the government to pick my poor pocket and make up the difference?
Fuck that, fuck you, and fuck all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (v3NfP)
Posted by: No at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (XIfzX)
Tom Thumb. They's PRICEY.
But no paper products. Very little meat.
Everything else was fine.
Got some steaks. Got some beer. Got some seafood.
Limited to 1 loaf of bread, total.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Walmart: No TP, zero ramen, zero ground beef, very little soup (mostly the ones no one wants to eat left)
But I did get some cookies!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (j3npP)
Did I just hear on the WH livestream that the mortality rate of the Corona virus is 0.7%?"
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Thats from the S Korean data. I bet ort mort rate is about the same once this is all said and done.
Provided we're not all bankrupt and unemplyed to enjoy it.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
NY Governor Andrew Cuomo to his brother Chris Cuomo on CNN:
"I don't like the word curfew, dad tried to have a curfew for me, I never got past the resentment."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/vhwby7r
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: KATIE HILL at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (CLteG)
++++++++++
Finally, the solution to our impending bread shortage has surfaced!
:: vomits ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Mayor Rimjob at March 17, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
This is what the man was explaining to his son on the riverbank. "Why, father? Why only some? Why not such as me?"
The man looked down at the young brave. "You know the winkte?"
"Yes."
"He puts the man-part of another into his mouth." He shrugged. "It is the way of the winkte. This is like the yellow wind, the sickness they get."
"But what of squaws," the boy asked. "How do the young squaws breathe the yellow wind?"
The man looked at the setting sun. His boy was curious. It was good to be so, but not too much so. He closed his eyes and sent his thoughts to Akbaatatdia. This was his thought: "Do not let my boy touch a dirty one, Great Spirit."
Then he looked at the boy. "Now we will walk home."
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (ZS9TG)
Be honest. You read that in his voice."
Guilty. Wonder what lil' ookie is doing now that he can't fill out his NCAA tourney brackets?
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 17, 2020 12:45 PM (zlgJP)
The other day I had a chance to grab the last 2 12-packs of paper towels (limit was still 2 then) when I realized that this nice, but exhausted young woman was going to go empty-handed, who had been telling me outside that she had just got off a 12 hour shift, and had been caught without paper goods when this started, and was determined to get something even if it meant camping out front of the store for 3 hours in the cold.
I looked at her, and I just couldn't take them both. I grabbed it before anyone else did and flipped it into her cart. She thanked me profusely. I could not watch her go home empty handed.
You BOND when you spend three hours camping out front of a store in the middle of the night. The next morning I scored a 30 pack of TP, so I think G-d or Karma or something came through for me after my good deed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 17, 2020 12:50 PM (KP5rU)
See also the Ukraine phone call. Also a nothingburger, but they were too far along in their plans to change course.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (Eicbe)
He's salary free as he owns a few bars in Dallas. He's shut down. No income whatsoever.
What a shit time this is.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (ZS9TG)
That guy would be the first one cannibalized.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (saIjW)
Never let a crisis something, something.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Death is Coming at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (tqlBn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (ZXmv4)
Friend reports huge line at LI Westbury Costco this morning to get in...check out clerk says by next week, no one will be there because the local population has probably each purchased by now an entire Costco warehouse full of supplies and can't possible get more stuffed into their homes.
I'll wait another week or two - then go. Might wind up there by myself.
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (32YRo)
**********
Unfortunately it's the price to pay to save jobs for people who didn't ask for this shit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM
Word.
Posted by: Tru Con Cat at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (tqlBn)
LOOK AT ME!!!!!
HELLO!!!!!!
Posted by: Katie Hill at March 17, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
China falsely accused our military of bringing the virus to them, but it began there. In China.
The question was accusatory: it's wrong to say it's Chinese, so why Mr President do you refer to it as such?
Fucking reporters.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (+fPHo)
If ohblahblah had a virus, it would look like Wuhan Flu.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, in the return line with a box of panic at March 17, 2020 12:54 PM (wmfhQ)
I'm just calling it Yellow Fever now. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2020 12:52 PM (RKQ/v)
The People call it like this: Yellow Wind.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (yvnmY)
"I don't like the word curfew, dad tried to have a curfew for me, I never got past the resentment."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/vhwby7r
Posted by: Tami
Ok Fredo, how does Martial Law sound?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (qjfjx)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM (nw6Hr)
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CDC will probably include suicides in the Corona Virus mortality rate, figuring some people are going to check out after losing their job, house, car, etc.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (ARm/c)
Posted by: Katie Throuple Hill at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (JoUsr)
I wonder who this tool voted for.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 12:43 PM (vEIlU)
something -rats ??
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (H5knJ)
For Every Tax Payer.
Suspend Capital Gains until the Market returns to life.
But by NO means should they be cutting checks or promising to distribute monies that THEY DO NOT HAVE.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (fjX/+)
I need to get a good archive search done of the site and collect them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: vmom at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (G546f)
https://tinyurl.com/w2rjfcj
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Cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 17, 2020 12:07 PM (ykYG2)
Spon Plague?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (miJU3)
This is happening, whether you like it or not. There will be curfews, freedom of assembly restricted, and--boy, it was not wise to snap at me--if it gets really bad, food will be rationed. Take a wild guess which department would ration the food.
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*seethes*
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (nw6Hr)
5672
96 deaths
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Does 100 qualify as a grim milestone, or do we have to wait for 1000?
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (JoUsr)
*looks at road trip options more seriously
hey, is getting kicks on route 66 still a thing ??
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2020 12:47 PM (Mr80f)
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she was challenged by doing local traffic reports in new york city a few years ago. now she's a national wh reporter. this is the level of stupid we are depending on for accurate information.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (oW0FM)
He's salary free as he owns a few bars in Dallas. He's shut down. No income whatsoever.
What a shit time this is.....
Posted by: Sponge
Notice all the ones calling for a shut down? County judges, county commissioners, etc.? They are all still getting paid regardless.
Easy to call for a shut down when you are still getting paid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (qjfjx)
The tried-and-true methods still work for the good-looking ones. Thank you, Emily Ratjkowski (sp?) for your service.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (EYsyU)
I'll take "Johnny Rotten quotes for a thousand, Alex."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (KxVoZ)
WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face.
How is this "racist"?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (RxDQk)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 12:51 PM (3aI0K)
~~~~~
Back in college, I did medical transcription for a Neurologist and a Neurosurgeon. I can't tell you how many brain tumors I had as well as MS, Parkinson's, etc.
It's a miracle I survived.
Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)
I, sincerely, love the Zod stories.
I need to get a good archive search done of the site and collect them. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 17, 2020 12:56 PM (d1uFV)
Thanks. If I could just once get a photo of Trump wearing a full Indian headdress Calvin-Coolidge style, I'd check out a happy Zod.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (ZS9TG)
The virus.
The virus.
So you could take your Prius.
And drive it up her BLAH...
Posted by: Limp BizDick at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (+dsLj)
Actually the template for how it always is. Duh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (BkYvb)
Sill plenty of floured tortillas. Oh, and the damned things last five-ever.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 17, 2020 12:44 PM (e284m)
I approve this comment.
Posted by: Victor Borge at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (XxJt1)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)
It's a miracle I survived.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)
My daughter has everything ever listed on WebMD.
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
CDC will probably include suicides in the Corona Virus mortality rate, figuring some people are going to check out after losing their job, house, car, etc.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 17, 2020 12:55 PM (ARm/c)
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Some one was on here blubbering yesterday that Covid 19 deaths are under reported because its really the respiratory failure that kills you.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (nw6Hr)
"She's got raging Petri-dish thighs..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)
__________________________
That's a culture thing, isn't it? (rimshot)
Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (kzFY+)
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Ha, that would be so totally me! I could never take a job like that because of my hypochondria tendencies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)
Places here in SE Georgia where there have been no cases that I'm aware of are starting to refuse sit down dining. You can only take your food and leave. Sounds like insurance companies and legal teams are starting to call the shots at fastfood chains.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 17, 2020 12:33 PM (Hf/ne)
This is what's driving 95+% of closings: Civil lawyers.
Posted by: Sooner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (Fs5vw)
Mine are responses. Not attacks.
They all have you, the press, on their sides. I only have me.
Nicely done, Donald.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
Elephantitis of the nuts?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Surfperch, sheltering in place at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (d2Mzg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2020 12:48 PM
oh calm down, you're supposed to take care of me
Posted by: the grasshopper at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Off topic but needs to be said.
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM
Horde-mind
I was just thinking the same thing
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (hx3Q8)
"She's got raging Petri-dish thighs..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (pS94+)
That's a culture thing, isn't it? (rimshot)
I'm laughing my bunsens off.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (KxVoZ)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)
He wouldn't have to. The media would be bolstering him and fawning all over him and telling us all what a wonderful job he's doing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (1CjJc)
We've now discovered our major pharmaceutical needs, necessary supplies of antibiotics and everyday drugs like acetaminophen are almost completely manufactured in China.
They also have tried to weaponize their hold on that supply and use it against us.
Is this where you want your pharmaceuticals to come from? How about everyday medical items like surgical masks or even dental floss? A place with that kind of hygiene whose intentions for us are clearly not good?
Thank you globalists.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (VpIIl)
Actually the template for how it always is. Duh.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (El6T/)
He also talked about that stupid NYT article that took one sentence from the gov's. call that made it sound like he told all of them that they're on their own. Completely left out the rest of his comment that said 'We'll back you...but if you can source anything locally do that. Local channels are much quicker."
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)
This is the kind of over-serious virtue signalling that I can't stand. He knows exactly what's coming, and us rubes had better respect his authoritah! When this blows over in two weeks, he'll completely absolve himself of having been wrong. He needs to FOAD instead.
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (eAZVt)
Relieved to hear that CBS employs journalists who understand which are the biggest concerns. It's a shame the current pandemic panic is cutting into our national discussion on race!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Mine are responses. Not attacks.
They all have you, the press, on their sides. I only have me.
Nicely done, Donald.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (+fPHo)
Sheer perfection,
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (SENHs)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
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Small pox wouldn't know what hit it.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Stu-22 at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (kZT36)
our was out of instant rise too, but I don't usually buy that, so I was good. Got a bunch of traditional yeast for bread and pizza dough making.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)
Great job with the over-hype, MSM. You got people through all of their stages of this public panic in record time!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (f5eF4)
"You may eat of any fruit in the garden. But you shall not eat Katie."
Dura lex, sed lex, Boots.
Posted by: Zod at March 17, 2020 12:41 PM (ZS9TG)
=========================Little Boots
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
Elephantitis of the nuts?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)
Ok, not that...
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)
The former obviously is more lethal than the latter.
Speaking of, if it is conclusively shown the coronavirus hysteria was a Deep State/media op, should we begin a kill list now?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (puu6v)
The problem with having sex with Katy is that you're also having sex with the other twelve thousand people she's screwed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (SENHs)
Her idea of social distancing is figuring out how to fits tabs A, B, and D into slot C.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (1CjJc)
Its why I initially liked Fiorina but Trump is 1,000 x better.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Swine Flu 2009.
Suck it, Barky.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)
He manages to slip that in during every presser thus far.
It's poetry.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (2ygtH)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)
What the hell is everyone talking about Corona for? Today is St. Pat's Day shouldn't we have Guinness?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (yISI5)
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Joe Biden: We will beat Polio the same way I beat Corn Pop.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (oW0FM)
Her lips are sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got coronavirus thighs
She'll turn the music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got coronavirus thighs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
In a couple of weeks, once he is "rehabilitated", Gillum is going to get a plum role in the upcoming gay porno epic, "Bum Tomahawk".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (fjX/+)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
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Ha, that would be so totally me! I could never take a job like that because of my hypochondria tendencies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (JoUsr)
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Some of us just have very "suggestible" personalities is all.
Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (sGotD)
.........
Crack whore symptoms.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (v0R5T)
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Hey, if they don't destroy the dollar with runaway inflation, someone might be able to say 'they didn't try everything.'
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)
Trump ends the press conference by saying Biden made a mistake and he assumes Biden will make an apology.
Bravo.
Posted by: SH at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (sX1BW)
And when you're a national laughingstock, is attention what you really want? I can't figure out the mindset here. It's like there are no normal people in her life.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (Ibwur)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (1CjJc)
You forgot holes E and F.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
go for it
it is every American's sacred duty to say 'fuck you' to government
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those tests were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (3aI0K)
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*seethes*
Posted by: fixerupper at March 17, 2020 12:57 PM (nw6Hr)
The government is here to help
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (vEIlU)
Swine Flu 2009.
Suck it, Barky.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (RxDQk)
Reggie Love: He is. Trust me. He is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (yISI5)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (p5zwj)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (eAZVt)
WH called Coronavirus as the "Kung Flu" right to her face.
How is this "racist"?
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Why does she think I give a fuck?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (qjfjx)
I think it's funny that "graft programs" are somehow exempt from the social shaming.
A "free" restaurant courtesy of the taxpayers at schools is a-okay. If some small business owner wants to keep open his business, he MUST BE PUNISHED!!!
Posted by: Blago at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2020 01:03 PM (zr5Kq)
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It's actually a good comparison. HIV and its victims were given sainted status and cannot be criticized ever, so tying the two together leaves the audience in that room unable to continue that line of attack.
Posted by: Boots at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (oGBso)
I am intimately familiar with the scene outside the Charmin plant in Pa.
It's at the end of Manning Flat in Mehoopany. I lived there at the time Bechtel was constructing the plant. What a bump in employment that was.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (cF8AT)
Elephantitis of the nuts?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 17, 2020 01:00 PM (1CjJc)
Ok, not that...
Posted by: Tami at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)
How can you be sure?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (dKiJG)
Up to twenty cases in OK so far. OMG, we're all gonna die!
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2020 01:06 PM (XxJt1)
Relieved to hear that CBS employs journalists who understand which are the biggest concerns. It's a shame the current pandemic panic is cutting into our national discussion on race!"
With the obvious qualification almost all the propaganda whores are fucking retarded so she may not know better, this shows how serious the *media* takes this supposed crisis.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 17, 2020 01:05 PM (+fPHo)
Because they NEVER LEARN.
The can't GET him with gotcha questions. He will call them what they are when they do that.
YOU ARE FAKE NEWS.
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grim Milestones at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (tqlBn)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (saIjW)
It's a miracle I survived.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 17, 2020 12:58 PM (sGotD)
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"I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it - wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance - found, as I expected, that I had that too, - began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically - read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee."
Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (/669Q)
"What one thing did you not see coming?"
"How evil and dishonest the media is...."
Posted by: Sponge at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
Posted by: Redenzo at March 17, 2020 12:59 PM (E7vND)
I cannot imagine any Democrat except Billy Jeff doing half as well. Biden? Sanders? Jug Ears? Hillary? Pelosi? Kamel-toe, Spartacus, Mini-Mike, or all the rest? No way.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (H5knJ)
Hmmm, better jot those down.
May be useful later on.
Posted by: Some other guy not that other one at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (EyFCU)
*****
You have God too, which is more than enough.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Leaving This Thread at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (+dsLj)
96 deaths
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Does 100 qualify as a grim milestone, or do we have to wait for 1000?
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I don't know how the feds come up with these numbers, but I'm hoping that the mortality numbers are thoroughly vetted before being published. As for the number of confirmed cases, considering that the MSM has been bleating non-stop about the lack of reliable test kits, the CV infection rate is likely higher (much higher?) than the confirmed count.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (Pqytn)
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The preferred term is Flu Manchu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 17, 2020 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Immediately after hearing that news, there was a story of farmers demanding special treatment because they need all their "migrant workers" or else we'll all starve. I'm so mad about this! Actual Canadian businesses are going to go under because of this state of emergency, but these guys insist they have to have their coolies, REAL Third World imports from the filthiest countries in the hemisphere. Just the thing we need when we're under siege from a Third World disease; I'm sure they know all about constant hand-washing and keeping a safe distance from other people. Why can't the farmers hire local people? Oh, it'll take too long to train them; the imports already know the work. (Yes, I'm sure it's a fiendishly difficult job to learn! Look, if some Guatemalan peasant can do it, an Ontario boy can.)
First of all, I question if Canadian farms are even able to start working the soil; I would think that's probably 2 to 4 weeks away. But most of all, I am so damn sick of these business types insisting that there's no need for them to share the burden. WE can all be reduced to living off our savings and banned from travel. THEY are special and important and deserve to be exempt from such difficulties. I used to defend these people; now I realize they're just gougers and exploiters.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (qNC62)
Posted by: The CDC at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (gHCnG)
Josh Chin @joshchin
19m
China's Foreign Ministry goes nuclear: Revoking credentials for all
U.S. reporters at WSJ, NYT and WaPo whose press cards expire by the end
of the year
https://twitter.com/joshchin/status/1239956356792078337
CBS News' Weijia Jiang accused an unnamed White House official of calling COVID-19 the "Kung-Flu"
Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those tests were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (3aI0K)
Great job with the over-hype, MSM. You got people through all of their stages of this public panic in record time!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 17, 2020 01:02 PM (f5eF4)
So true. Our normal timing arcs have become super compressed because of the interwebz and 24 hours news. Mocking and jokes and boredom begins about 30 hours after the start of a crisis.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2020 01:09 PM (YxML+)
Can you imagine a President Biden conducting this press conference?
One of these times, Biden is going to wander off-camera and not see the end of the stage.
Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2020 01:10 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Grim Milestones at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (tqlBn)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (tqlBn)
College Women's Softball Catcher's Neck
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I like this, but what does it mean?
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at March 17, 2020 01:11 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Simplemind at March 17, 2020 01:12 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2020 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
In a couple of weeks, once he is "rehabilitated", Gillum is going to get a plum role in the upcoming gay porno epic, "Bum Tomahawk".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:04 PM (miJU3)
"Yank My Doodle, Andy"
Posted by: josephistan at March 17, 2020 01:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Simplemind
Or it was living in a Chinese bat that some jack wagon ate.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2020 01:14 PM (qjfjx)
reported because its really the respiratory failure that kills you."
lack of oxygen to the brain kills many ... pneumonia is just a contributing factor.
Ab Normal brain in jar on shelf ... "all is well"
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2020 01:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 17, 2020 12:35 PM (KxVoZ)
My younger sister appears to have it. PA out in Kansas.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 17, 2020 01:17 PM (nBq51)
Posted by: bluebell at March 17, 2020 01:07 PM (/669Q)
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Perfect! I had forgotten all about that.
Posted by: ☘ IrishEi ☘ at March 17, 2020 01:18 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: m at March 17, 2020 01:30 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Chris M at March 17, 2020 01:01 PM (eAZVt)
USDA? PDT ought to fire his ass, or reassign him to Kiska.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2020 01:43 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Socratease at March 17, 2020 01:43 PM (2GbWn)
"My snatch is a teeming, festering cauldron of social diseases!"
-- Katie Hill, STD's "Typhoid Mary"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2020 01:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Andrew Gilliam at March 17, 2020 02:03 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at March 17, 2020 02:04 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 17, 2020 02:09 PM (+DS2f)
Now the new sign of Twitter cool will be getting the virus. You can issue a press release, live stream your near death experience and let the world know you and Idris are totes the same now.
This is going to become the new toy dog, where there are 10,000 total US cases of Corona Virus and 7,500 are in Hollywood or media.
Posted by: Rbastid at March 17, 2020 02:24 PM (oyhIW)
Posted by: Rich at March 17, 2020 02:42 PM (/Zade)
Posted by: Rbastid at March 18, 2020 01:02 AM (oyhIW)
essay in which he made the following statement (paraphrasing): "A
conservative is one who prefers liberty to security (or freedom to
safety), while a liberal is one who prefers security to liberty (or
safety to freedom)."
I think some of you who call yourselves conservatives here see where I am going with this ...
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