EMT 03/15/20

Moar sleeps plz.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

2 Good Morning Morons today is Sunday, March 15, 2020. On this date in 1916 President Woodrow Wilson sent 4,800 troops over the U.S.- Mexico border to pursue Pancho Villa. Villa escaped.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

3 Trump has tested negative for coronavirus.


https://tinyurl.com/u77kkqg

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

4 Krak, good luck finding it, I didn't

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

5 But the coronavirus has moved into the military now.


https://tinyurl.com/sqjtsbh

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6 AOC is not happy with the amount of socialist spending in the coronavirus bill. This proves the old adage that you can never satisfy people who want to take money out of your pockets.


https://tinyurl.com/wqewdsd

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 15, 2020 06:02 AM (zlgJP)

8 Obama judge blocks Trump requirement for work to get food stamps. We need a constitutional amendment that forbids Democrats from nominating judges.


https://tinyurl.com/ulnajk3

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 As I posted over and over in the past few days out political communists are using the so-called coronavirus to call for all kinds of shit they have wanted forever. In the words of Obama's favorite commie, Rahm Emanuel, never let a good crisis go to waste. The thing is that almost all of the shit they are screaming for has absolutely nothing to do with the virus and the only reason they are not laughed out of the room is protection from the MFM.


https://tinyurl.com/rthxc36

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

10 It's really a tragedy old classic Disney films are now being censored from the Disney streaming service to satisfy a handful of SJWs. And the new Disney films are crap because they care more about PC shit than making a good film. I'm just glad I have almost all of those old classics on DVD and Bluray. Morons if you don't have these old classic gems you best get them before they completely disappear.


https://tinyurl.com/vaaa4o5

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

11 DeCommio comes right out and says it; 'we need to nationalize all businesses to fight the coronavirus'.


https://tinyurl.com/sbnh2ve

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

12 RAMIREZ

https://tinyurl.com/rlwzejr


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

13 americanthinker.com/trumps ultrasonic whistle exposes vermin infestation
https://tinyurl.com/wz48rpc

Another shout out to Ace

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:04 AM (ZCEU2)

14 And the new Disney films are crap because they care more about PC shit than making a good film.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)


Overseas movie sales are growing compared to the US market. The studios are just c(r)atering to the Chinese market.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:05 AM (Y8PSl)

15 Day 4 of the apocalypse, most of what I need today are perishables so think I will be able to find what I need for a few more days.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:06 AM (ZCEU2)

16 Overseas movie sales are growing compared to the US market. The studios are just c(r)atering to the Chinese market.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:05 AM (Y8PSl)

I can't imagine the Chinese market longs for trans characters.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 15, 2020 06:06 AM (cT2Wi)

17 14 Overseas movie sales are growing compared to the US market. The studios are just c(r)atering to the Chinese market.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:05 AM (Y8PSl)

I'm sure the Chinese do not give a shit how the blacks in Song of the South were de-picted.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

18 What the perennial black complainers hate about Song of the South is that blacks were not beaten and oppressed enough.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

19 Mornin', again. 11:18p.m.?! Krak's been up a while

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:09 AM (Z/jzm)

20 I can't imagine the Chinese market longs for trans characters.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 15, 2020 06:06 AM (cT2Wi)
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I'm sure the Chinese do not give a shit how the blacks in Song of the South were de-picted.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:06 AM (mpXpK)


Think of it as a combination of being 'woke' and catering to the Chinese market, a double whammy to their bottom line. The NBA and their kowtowing to China is not a one-off.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:09 AM (Y8PSl)

21 .americanthinker.com/its ridiculous that everyones buying up all the toilet paper
https://tinyurl.com/trwxr65

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)

22 You used to be able to get Song of the South from Amazon. Can't anymore as Disney was only releasing it about every 5 years for a short time (that's how they keep the price up). I doubt now under their new "woke" management it will ever be released again.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

23 I read the content, so I didn't make the top 20.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (ufFY8)

24 LoL, didn't notice the time stamp, bet its when he wrote that.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (ZCEU2)

25 11 DeCommio comes right out and says it; 'we need to nationalize all businesses to fight the coronavirus'.

And the Old Gray Lady becomes the Nee Trump Times.

Posted by: Downcast at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (xgpfE)

26 A friend of mine just got back from a trip from the Middle East and is in "self-quarantine" for 14 days. The wife is coming and going as normal.

Something is wrong with that picture.

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (2BZBZ)

27 Disney can do whatever the hell they want, I stopped consuming anything being vomited into the culture in the early aughts.

I have what I need in either an analog or digital format already.

So Disney can EABOD.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2020 06:16 AM (FVrDO)

28 The wife is coming and going as
normal.






Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2020 06:14 AM (2BZBZ)


Yes, yes she is, my friend.


Posted by: The Paolo at March 15, 2020 06:17 AM (ufFY8)

29 https://luxurioustoilet.com/best-toilet-paper-for-plumbing/


Oh you can dream

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:20 AM (ZCEU2)

30 Links are up now so I can go fix me some more breakfast. Got some hashbrowns in the kitchen soaking ready to be cooked by now.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

31

I was just reading. The UK and Boris' government are drawing up some serious "measures" to fight corona. In the next 20 days, they're going to order all seniors over 70, the highest risk group, to stay home and isolate.

Anyone who develops respiratory symptoms will be ordered to isolate at home, and that will include the entire family.

They've got very few ventilators (socialized medicine) and are starting up some crash program to manufacture more of them. The govt. is going to buy all them. No amount is too many, they say.

The damned army if necessary, will be deployed to protect hospitals and *food supplies* and enforce rationing.

The army is also drawing up plans to set up field hospitals, with tents in hotspots to handle overflow. So a bunch of Brit MASHes all over the place.

You can be sure that the feds have similar plans being drawn up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:24 AM (rCwaK)

32 Got some hashbrowns in the kitchen soaking ready to be cooked by now.
Posted by: Vic

Is that a line from the song Margaritaville?

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

33 You can be sure that the feds have similar plans being drawn up.
Posted by: publius,

We leave for Florida in 2 weeks. I wonder what hair on fire nonsense will be going on then.

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

34 Prof Jackobson has a 2 week unexpected vacation and brought up apocalypse movies to spend the time. A good one is the Charlton Heston ut don't remember the title. Everyone else can't go into sunlight so he is safe during the daytime.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

35 Cruel, Skip!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:27 AM (Z/jzm)

36 @31
Complete and utter insanity.

If you've ever wondered what a multi-act global production of The Aristocrats would look like, this is it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2020 06:27 AM (FVrDO)

37 I have some peach bread from Shady Maple for 2nd cup, then should go scavenging.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:28 AM (ZCEU2)

38 Boker tov horde and thanks for VNN.

Rain is ruining the Apocalypse today. Sadz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 06:28 AM (EZebt)

39
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Be Better, Boomer
at March 15, 2020 06:28 AM (dY4CJ)

40 A good one is the Charlton Heston ut don't remember
the title. Everyone else can't go into sunlight so he is safe during the
daytime.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)


the Omega Man?
The Marathon Man?
Something like that?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:29 AM (ufFY8)

41 Omega Man I think

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:29 AM (Z/jzm)

42 A good one is the Charlton Heston ut don't remember the title. Everyone else can't go into sunlight so he is safe during the daytime.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

===

The Omega Man. It sucks like the 70s sucked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 06:29 AM (EZebt)

43 I just remember the MAD Magazine spoof of that movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:30 AM (ufFY8)

44 Much better Charlton Heston dystopia movies would be Planet of the Apes or Soylent Green

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 06:31 AM (EZebt)

45 Did blueberry pancakes yesterday because someone took a bag from the freezer the night before, unbeknownst to me. Found them inside the microwave. *she left the basement freezer door open, too*

Made enough for a few days.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:32 AM (Z/jzm)

46 No, the interwebs corrected me. It was a spoof of Marathon Man

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:33 AM (ufFY8)

47 I guess we could debate whether Earthquake is dystopian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 06:33 AM (EZebt)

48 Best Charlton Heston film is Touch of Evil.

Probably one of my most favorite films of all time.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2020 06:33 AM (FVrDO)

49 Michael Goodwin-NY Post-Trump, Pelosi and Schumer need a true for the good of the nation:

https://tinyurl.com/wvkyrd2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 06:34 AM (WI7YS)

50 Omega Man is it, loved that one as a kid

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:35 AM (ZCEU2)

51 Saw Soyent Green couple of months ago

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:36 AM (ZCEU2)

52 Yeah, Soylent Green was on recently.
Hot, clean water was a luxury.
But apparently TP was commonplace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:38 AM (ufFY8)

53 But apparently TP was commonplace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:38 AM (ufFY


How would anyone know? No one ever seems to take a shit in the movies. A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:39 AM (Y8PSl)

54 49-Title got screwed up-Trump. Pelosi and Schumer need a truce for the good of nation

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 06:40 AM (WI7YS)

55 Top o the morning y'all.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:41 AM (q5tM1)

56 Did blueberry pancakes yesterday because someone took a bag from the freezer the night before, unbeknownst to me. Found them inside the microwave. *she left the basement freezer door open, too*

Made enough for a few days.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Oh geez. Something new every day, I'm sure

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)

57 How would anyone know? No one ever seems to take a shit in the movies. A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:39 AM (Y8PSl)

The only time I saw someone take a dump in a movie/TV show was in an early episode of The Sopranos, where Christopher and his gang are robbing some place, and he is crapping on the floor while talking to his fellow goons.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:41 AM (ufFY8)

58
The UK government is even "urging" Rolls-Royce and other manufacturing outfits to "convert their production lines" to ventilators.

Under the plans being drawn up, the elderly may be isolated for 4 months.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:42 AM (rCwaK)

59 Don't know of any zombie apocalypse movie that tp is a issue but then the zombies don't seem to have any need for it and they have taken over so those who do need it are the minority.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:42 AM (ZCEU2)

60 Sitting in the parking lot at Shadowmoss Golf Club waiting for the sun to come up. Have a 7:48 Tee time. Sure hope they sell beer this early or my game will suffer.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:42 AM (q5tM1)

61

Jeff Daniels took a famous, foul dump in Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:43 AM (rCwaK)

62 Fen - the Democrats are fighting for their lives, they are not now or anytime soon going to be civil.
They could be on the brink of being the minority in all branches of the government.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:44 AM (ZCEU2)

63
What may require the National Guard to be deployed in the streets is not the virus itself, but the panic about it, if this hysteria keeps up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:45 AM (rCwaK)

64 The job I was at Friday the possibility was of getting shut down for fear only doesn't seem to be happening.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:47 AM (ZCEU2)

65 >>Oh geez. Something new every day, I'm sure
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:41 AM (vd8XM)

You can't even imagine!

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:48 AM (Z/jzm)

66 " Sitting in the parking lot at Shadowmoss Golf Club waiting for the sun to come up"

You're in my old neighborhood, from the early 80's

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 06:49 AM (O4024)

67 >>The job I was at Friday the possibility was of getting shut down for fear only doesn't seem to be happening.
Posted by: Skip

Glad to hear that. Thursday and Friday were much slower than usual, even though our gas prices were below $2.00 and lower than everyone else close.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:50 AM (Z/jzm)

68
I just filled my truck up last night for $1.83 per gallon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:51 AM (rCwaK)

69 https://youtu.be/a-biuRLbW34
Burn the land, boil the sea....you can't take Tee Pee from me....

lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:51 AM (ufFY8)

70 My wife wants me to wake her up early.
She wants to go to the store and pick up a few things, but mostly she wonders how bad the shelves have been picked clean

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

71 >>What may require the National Guard to be deployed in the streets is not the virus itself, but the panic about it, if this hysteria keeps up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Brother told me this morning that there was quite large police presence at a Woodman's just outside of Milwaukee yesterday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:52 AM (Z/jzm)

72 I remodel CVS pharmacies and Minute Clinics. The one we're working on in Summerville has a sign up that says they won't see people for covid 19.

But then, I also heard a rumour about CVS and Walgreens setting up drive through testing. Sure glad we're working at night when there's no customers in the store.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:52 AM (q5tM1)

73 Lowest price I've seen was $1.85

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:53 AM (Z/jzm)

74 77
Lowest price I've seen was $1.85

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:53 AM (Z/jzm)

Gas?
I have seen 1.97 a couple days ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:54 AM (ufFY8)

75 The Omega Man. It sucks like the 70s sucked.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 06:29 AM (EZebt)

Omega Man was a LOT more fun than the Will Smith remake, "I am Legend" - and also better than the first try at that story, "The Last Man on Earth", with Vincent Price.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 06:55 AM (V2Yro)

76 In 3 or 4 weeks this is all going to seem really silly.

my 0.02

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 15, 2020 06:56 AM (zlgJP)

77 MUMR is really on a rant roll this morning. Maybe he needs more rolls of TP to wipe that shit up.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 06:56 AM (Y8PSl)

78

The Daily Mail has pictures of police guarding the TP aisles in a WalMart somewhere. It was getting rowdy enough they had to call the cops to show force. For TP.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2020 06:57 AM (rCwaK)

79 You a folder VIA?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:57 AM (q5tM1)

80 In 3 or 4 weeks this is all going to seem really silly.

my 0.02
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I think it seems pretty silly now

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:58 AM (vd8XM)

81 Golfer...jeez

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:58 AM (q5tM1)

82 52 Yeah, Soylent Green was on recently.
Hot, clean water was a luxury.
But apparently TP was commonplace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 06:38 AM (ufFY

I saw it too. It's quite poignant when you realize that in the Eddie G. Robinson death scene, Eddie G. knows that he really is dying, and that scene is his goodbye to his career, and his life. He died (from cancer) 2 weeks after that scene was filmed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 06:58 AM (V2Yro)

83 Almost light enough to see a golf ball now.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 06:59 AM (q5tM1)

84 Golfer...jeez
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

So, the course DOES sell beer now!

/jk

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

85 >>MUMR is really on a rant roll this morning. Maybe he needs more rolls of TP to wipe that shit up.
Posted by: RickZ

I'd say don't waste it on MUMR. Gotta start thinking 'TP worthy?'

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:59 AM (Z/jzm)

86 Screw truce. Crush the Left.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:00 AM (nI61m)

87 In 3 or 4 weeks this is all going to seem really silly.

my 0.02

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 15, 2020 06:56 AM (zlgJP)


Except that the economy really has taken a massive hit.

But as has been said numerous times, this manufactured crisis is too good to waste by our lefty fascists. This could be their last gasp at trying to remain in power as they call for government takeover of all things manufacturing because we can't leave such things as making TP in the hands of capitalists. At least one can hope that it's their last dying gasp.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2020 07:00 AM (Y8PSl)

88 "Golfer...jeez"
Nah.

It just happened that in the excess times of the 80's, a single E-6 on sea duty made pretty good coin.

So what better way to spend too much money than to rent a home over there.

A transitory moment in my life, where I had more money than common sense.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:01 AM (O4024)

89 I saw it too. It's quite poignant when you realize
that in the Eddie G. Robinson death scene, Eddie G. knows that he really
is dying, and that scene is his goodbye to his career, and his life.
He died (from cancer) 2 weeks after that scene was filmed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 06:58 AM (V2Yro)

Yes, I just read about that after I watched it recently.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 07:01 AM (ufFY8)

90 Still sitting in my truck, although I did have a couple of beers when I got off work at 3 this morning. It's coffee now to stay awake.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:01 AM (q5tM1)

91 Peelousy and Trump don't need a truce. He already caved on her adding all that extra socialist BS to coronavirus bill.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 07:01 AM (mpXpK)

92 There are some nice looking homes in here.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:03 AM (q5tM1)

93 86 I saw it too. It's quite poignant when you realize
that in the Eddie G. Robinson death scene, Eddie G. knows that he really
is dying, and that scene is his goodbye to his career, and his life.
He died (from cancer) 2 weeks after that scene was filmed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 06:58 AM (V2Yro)

And the crew knew it too. Charlton Heston has said he had a hard time shooting those scenes with Edward G. Robinson.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

94 Halloween this year is going to be "LIT"! And by lit, I mean everybody's house gets TP'ed.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 07:06 AM (gHCnG)

95 Wife is driving me crazy all of sudden going prepper, asked for a shopping list and getting canned and hand sanitizer items,
Oh and of course tp.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:06 AM (ZCEU2)

96 Waiting for the sun to come up on the golf course reminds me of when I used to go with my Dad to Torrey Pines in San Diego when I was a kid. Sun rise tee times, first come, first served.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:07 AM (q5tM1)

97 99 Wife is driving me crazy all of sudden going prepper, asked for a shopping list and getting canned and hand sanitizer items,
Oh and of course tp.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:06 AM (ZCEU2)

Way to get out of the house!

Posted by: m at March 15, 2020 07:09 AM (7juvc)

98 I was just explaining to Mrs. DIG yesterday that there is a basically a constant demand for TP, because we all pretty much crap at a constant rate. (Total demand is primarily a direct relationship to population, is my first order assumption.)

So, a run on TP only means that people are increasing their personal stocks.
Once they get tired of overstocking, supplies will return to normal.

I think this would be a pretty funny business economics case study.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 07:09 AM (ufFY8)

99 "There are some nice looking homes in here."

At one time, West Ashley was considered a premiere section of the city for growth.

And Ashley River Rd, where the entrance to ShadowMoss is located was breathtakingly beautiful.

Good luck on the round today.

We still need to get together at some point.
But right now, we both are working on the house daily, till we are about ready to drop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:09 AM (O4024)

100 I work with a prepper. Well her husband is more gung-ho about it, but she is on board.

Kind of annoying when she brags about having a 6 month supply yet amid all this insanity she goes shopping for more. I just can't be that person...yet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 07:10 AM (Z/jzm)

101 Who's up for suprise anal? Besides millenial Democrat voters, I mean.

Posted by: Good and Hard at March 15, 2020 07:11 AM (ldmQR)

102 The Ingles supermarket by our house was decimated. No TP or paper towels left. Most of the meat, pork and chicken gone, ect. And they just stocked it yesterday morning. And forget about hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:11 AM (q5tM1)

103 Counter the other day 38 tp, guess 12 paper towels, she put them on the list but said no we don't need them now.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)

104 Due to an unplanned stop at BJ's Wholesale Club the other day, we have about 48 rolls of TP.

Goes well next to the 18,000 rounds of .22 that we acquired over the length of the lean ammo years.

So if we run out of TP, I can get more.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:14 AM (O4024)

105 She did whittle me down to rubbing alcohol, what are the chances she has out thought everyone?

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:15 AM (ZCEU2)

106 We still need to get together at some point.
But right now, we both are working on the house daily, till we are about ready to drop.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:09 AM (O4024)


Thanks!

Yes we do. I'm down here for 7 more weeks and still got two more weeks of nights so it will all work out, Lord willing and the creek don't rise.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:15 AM (q5tM1)

107 Later y'all!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 15, 2020 07:16 AM (q5tM1)

108 Schools everywhere closed, children running wild in the streets, TP being accepted as cash at stores, oh the humanity.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:16 AM (7/38M)

109 Zero to none, Skip

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 07:16 AM (Z/jzm)

110 .22 are for zombies, for the living you need 45acp

Cause I can't lie, I like big bores

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:16 AM (ZCEU2)

111 Wow bernie sanders campaign press secretary tweeted that 500 million Americans go bankrupt from medical debt every year, and the later corrected it.

Why can't the left do math?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 15, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG)

112 Who ever saw a time when mothers would be telling their sons that they can't go out.

And need to stay down in the basement and play video games for entertainment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:17 AM (O4024)

113 Waiting for the sun to come up on the golf course reminds me of when I used to go with my Dad to Torrey Pines in San Diego when I was a kid. Sun rise tee times, first come, first served.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

I like the early rounds, with a rooster tail of dew coming off the ball when you putt

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)

114 We will see, report back soon

Wish me luck

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 07:18 AM (ZCEU2)

115 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale. Well, my wife has a friend named "Bijet". You know how it's pronounced. I want to facepalm whenever I hear it, but then all the women say "what? what's wrong with that?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 07:19 AM (V2Yro)

116 Wow bernie sanders campaign press secretary tweeted that 500 million Americans go bankrupt from medical debt every year, and the later corrected it.

Why can't the left do math?
Posted by: Mr. Scott

They like to use extra zeros because they figure they don't cost nothing

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)

117 Hey, we all get the million dollars from Mini Mike, everything will get much better. After all, if he had just gave us the money, instead of enriching the media makers.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:19 AM (7/38M)

118 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2020 07:22 AM (cknjq)

119 The ants in my kitchen are all sickly this am, is it the virus? or the Terro feeding that is killing them. Dead ants everywhere I look weaving or on their back dead.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:26 AM (7/38M)

120 Dead ants everywhere I look weaving or on their back dead.
Posted by: Colin

Or a hell of a party. Better check you Val-U-Rite supply

Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2020 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

121 Fox had an article that I did not link trying to explain why people were going after all this toilet paper. It was a bunch of phycho-babble BS which is why I did not link it.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

122 How can you not like Omega Man? Heston spends his time stealing hot cars and killing hippies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

123 Good morning!

Gonna be a bright sunshiny day here. Alas, all the local municipal golf courses are shut down till the 29th. All we're left with is the private courses, and the tee sheets are pretty full.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:29 AM (saIjW)

124 Trump tests negative for the virus, damn, how can this be. WP and others probably don't believe it, it can't be true. After all, they were hoping he would test positive.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:31 AM (7/38M)

125 "or the Terro feeding that is killing them."

Those plastic Terro bait thingies are the shizzle.

The stuff may take a few days to really start kicking in.
But when it does......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:33 AM (O4024)

126 34 Prof Jackobson has a 2 week unexpected vacation and brought up apocalypse movies to spend the time. A good one is the Charlton Heston ut don't remember the title. Everyone else can't go into sunlight so he is safe during the daytime.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

Omega Man. Remade in ~2000 as I am Legend with Will Smith.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2020 07:33 AM (ijEPD)

127 Just did a quick Walmart shop. Seems to me that if you know how to cook from scratch, you're going to be fine.

Want some Hamburger Helper type meals? Fergit it.
No eggs, no paper, but everything else seems a-okay, even if the shelves are a tad sparser than normal.
Hours cut from 24 to 6am-11pm, starting later on today.

Posted by: lizabth at March 15, 2020 07:34 AM (L3Rsz)

128 11 DeCommio comes right out and says it; 'we need to nationalize all businesses to fight the coronavirus'.


https://tinyurl.com/sbnh2ve
Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

And outlaw poverty and crime while at it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)

129 I heard the theory that people think TP (like everything else) is made in China, and they are getting the last stocks before it is contaminated with Wuhan Coronavirus.


LOL.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 15, 2020 07:35 AM (zlgJP)

130 https://youtu.be/Aa5tvIuU9L8
Lisa Foiles in a Tomb Raider get up.
To take your mind off of the zombie TP apocalypse.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 15, 2020 07:35 AM (ufFY8)

131 I mentioned a few times my wife works at Walgreens. her store *set aside* 2 pack of TP for each employee to buy if they wanted it. This shit is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2020 07:35 AM (ijEPD)

132 Kind of annoying when she brags about having a 6 month supply yet amid all this insanity she goes shopping for more.

I would think a hard-core prepper would be just as anxious getting down to a five-month supply as I am when I get to my last roll.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 07:36 AM (IMdOQ)

133 I posited last week that the driving factor behind this Wuhan virus panic is the high mortality rate it has on older people with underlying health issues.

The median age of congress and the MSM's "thought leaders" (*snort*)' is pretty high, and they all hang out together. I bet you can't drive a toothpick through their assholes right now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:39 AM (saIjW)

134 " I bet you can't drive a toothpick through their assholes right now."


Get a bigger hammer

Posted by: Zombie Vlad Tepes at March 15, 2020 07:41 AM (O4024)

135 >>I would think a hard-core prepper would be just as anxious getting down to a five-month supply as I am when I get to my last roll.
Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 07:36 AM (IMdOQ)

Probably, or maybe even more so. I see this dying down as people realize they have enough and companies up the supply. May take a week. She may be more anxiety ridden because she thinks it will take longer for all this to end.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 07:42 AM (Z/jzm)

136 Suns up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:42 AM (O4024)

137 Time to hand out emergency rations to the poor? I remember in the army we once had to use them for a day, because they needed to reduce the supply on hand. This was on a field trip with my tank.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:44 AM (7/38M)

138 128 Trump tests negative for the virus, damn, how can this be. WP and others probably don't believe it, it can't be true. After all, they were hoping he would test positive.
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 07:31 AM (7/38M)

If he tested positive and then beat it, that would really derange them.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:45 AM (H8QX8)

139 If you need TP or PT you might try Dollar General. Stopped by my local DG yesterday morning for gas treatment bottle and the shelves were full of each.

Filled up tank as gas cans with non ethanol gas when I left DG.

Pro tip- they danged sure ain't giving that stuff away.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2020 07:46 AM (cknjq)

140 > Omega Man was a LOT more fun than the Will Smith remake, "I am Legend" - and also better than the first try at that story, "The Last Man on Earth", with Vincent Price.

Agreed. How can you go wrong with Charlton Heston mowing down communists...er...zombies with automatic weapons?

Is it Citizen Kane? No. But, as you said, it's fun.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 07:46 AM (tLWGd)

141 > If he tested positive and then beat it, that would really derange them.

He'd almost certainly beat it, since he'd get the best of care, rather than communist "free health care".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 07:47 AM (tLWGd)

142 DeCommio comes right out and says it; 'we need to nationalize all businesses to fight the coronavirus'.

Roger that Wilhem. We're gonna start by repatriating your estate and bank accounts to help defray the cost of feeding and health care for the homeless in NYC.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:50 AM (saIjW)

143 > Peelousy and Trump don't need a truce. He already caved on her adding all that extra socialist BS to coronavirus bill.

Did he at least manage to get the abortion funding out of it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 07:51 AM (tLWGd)

144 I enjoyed "I am Legend." The ending was a little crazed but the build-up was tense and well-done. The production values of an blasted and empty New York City were about as well done as special effects can be.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 07:52 AM (H8QX8)

145 Deblasio will next say that he has to nationalize homes in Staten Island to set up makeshift clinics. For the children.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 15, 2020 07:52 AM (MXKb0)

146 Roger that Wilhem. We're gonna start by repatriating your estate and bank accounts to help defray the cost of feeding and health care for the homeless in NYC.
______________

No, no, I meant we should nationalize other people's property, not mine! Stupid peasant!

Posted by: Mayor Wilhelm deCommio at March 15, 2020 07:52 AM (k4dH2)

147 No, no, I meant we should nationalize other people's property, not mine! Stupid peasant!

Posted by: Mayor Wilhelm deCommio at March 15, 2020 07:52 AM (k4dH2)

Start with Bloomberg's 60 billion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2020 07:53 AM (ufFY8)

148 WTF NJ..... https://tinyurl.com/ssnqn4q

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:53 AM (saIjW)

149 Gee, think about how easy it would be for a Soros, or a RUSSIANS!, to start a run on stores in this Age of Propaganda.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 07:53 AM (oVJmc)

150 Good morning all!!
Hubby and I went to the grocery store yesterday. Sure enough, no toilet paper or jugs of water.

Posted by: Jmel at March 15, 2020 07:55 AM (OeWgo)

151 Just returned from a supply mission here in Western New York State. Fresh potatoes and bananas were gone, as was TP. The meat case was pretty well cleaned out except for some nice pork chops, but this is the time of day when they restock, so usually thin pickings anyway. Most everything else was fine. You might not find exactly what you want, but there's plenty to buy.

One other thing. Based on the frozen foods aisle, people need hot pockets to face the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 15, 2020 07:56 AM (Wm5SB)

152 We went to the local King Soopers after golf yesterday. Apparently hispanics are freaking out too. No masa, no flour and very few tortillas.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:59 AM (saIjW)

153 Dow futures are currently up about 1,700. Could be in for another big day in the markets tomorrow. Guess it'll be Obama's economy again soon.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2020 08:01 AM (k4dH2)

154 >. Could be in for another big day in the markets tomorrow. Guess it'll be Obama's economy again soon.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



funny how the economy keeps changing hands like that

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:03 AM (iTXRQ)

155 Carlin on germs

https://tinyurl.com/r8cgkxb

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2020 08:05 AM (JFO2v)

156 143 Did he at least manage to get the abortion funding out of it?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 07:51 AM (tLWGd)



Nope, it and a lot of other socialist dream shit they have been wanting is still in it and passed.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

157 129 That theory about TP being made in China was brought up by the Dollar General manager the other day. She said a lot of the shelf cleaners were concerned about that. She couldn't convince them otherwise. I'm beginning to think we need an efficient rumor control apparatus, and a lot of rumors going around are planned.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:06 AM (C1Lsn)

158 > One other thing. Based on the frozen foods aisle, people need hot pockets to face the Apocalypse.

It's going to be one of those convenient apocalypses, where there's still plenty of electricity to run the freezer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:06 AM (tLWGd)

159 > I'm beginning to think we need an efficient rumor control apparatus, and a lot of rumors going around are planned.

I think we need to start bringing communists who are attempting to destroy the economy up on treason charges, convicting them in a fair trial, and sending them to the wall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:08 AM (tLWGd)

160 159 That too.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:09 AM (C1Lsn)

161 *rings bell*

Bring out yer' dead !!!

*rings bell*

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:09 AM (shN6a)

162 Beware the ides of March.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2020 08:09 AM (KAi1n)

163 Good Morning, all you other people waiting in panic and horror for your turn to die from TrumpVirus and TrumpPenceStupidity (according to every frickin' journalist who thinks he/she is a viral disease medical expert)!!!!!

Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2020 08:09 AM (AMIL/)

164
Standing in line waiting/hoping to get toilet paper. Welcome to our communist future.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:11 AM (d4SMW)

165 Is it reasonable to expect more "regular old flu" cases cropping up due to the mad rush for TP and cleaning out the store shelves.
I rarely shop late mornings but on Friday my local walmart was a madhouse.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (DB16e)

166 Brought up somewhere was the death toll. Subtract Wuhan and Italy, you're not even a blip on the screen. Like gun violence the Reds harp about. Take away Chicago and Baltimore, what do you get.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (C1Lsn)

167 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale

Can't speak for all women, but when I see BJ I don't automatically think of B---w j--B. I think "BJ". If I think about it further I'd think it's named for someone named BJ.

Until I got here I thought of beaver as an animal with a large tail that makes damns in ponds and rivers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (WI7YS)

168 I want to hear President Trump issue a blanket caution to politicians (democrat politicians) about exploiting the crisis for power. We're already seeing this. Not likely to happen, of course, because you know we all need to work and come together, blah, blah.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (H8QX8)

169 Did he at least manage to get the abortion funding out of it?









Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 07:51 AM (tLWGd)



Nope, it and a lot of other socialist dream shit they have been wanting is still in it and passed.


Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 08:05 AM (mpXpK)


Seeing how happy the MFM was about it and all they were showing were pictures of Pelosi's grinning dentures I knew it had to be a steaming pile of shit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (d4SMW)

170
this shit is getting ridiculous

local walmart completely wiped out of all paper products & most of the canned goods

weird: all of the laundry detergent & related stuff are wiped out as well

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2020 08:13 AM (CHi29)

171 I'm pleasantly surprised that the Diocese of Cinci hasn't canceled Mass based on the fact that Gov. Dewine has instituted his measures. The Grand Rapids MI one has, we're still members there. I suspect that Mass attendance in downtown Dayton will be a bit thin since the Bishop has given dispensation if you decide not to come and it's a pretty elderly congregation. Fish fry has been canceled but all the other seminars and lectures are still on. Interesting the way the cancellations are decided.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2020 08:13 AM (JVgnl)

172 "that makes damns in ponds and rivers."


Dams.


We're rubbing off on her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 08:14 AM (O4024)

173 The panic will dissipate if the market comes back a little more. Older folks especially go a little jabberwocky when it drops 20%.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2020 08:14 AM (EZebt)

174 We're rubbing off on her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 08:14 AM (O4024)

LOL. Good typo catch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:15 AM (WI7YS)

175 I hope not to go to any store for at least a week or two.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:15 AM (WI7YS)

176 I think we need to start bringing communists who are attempting to destroy the economy up on treason charges, convicting them in a fair trial, and sending them to the wall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:08 AM (tLWGd)


Limit yourself to communists, and you won't fix half of the problem.

This bullshit is like mana from Heaven for the modern internet scold.

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:15 AM (shN6a)

177 Nope, it and a lot of other socialist dream shit they have been wanting is still in it and passed.
Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 08:05 AM (mpXpK)

This is the most disappointing aspect of Trump -- his constant caving on budget matters, Omnibuses, etc. He was in a perfect pincer position on this issue against the Dems and let it go. This doesn't increase their respect for him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 15, 2020 08:16 AM (H8QX8)

178 Fen, being the good Catholic girl that I am even I knew about the beaver thing. However there is so much more I've learned here and I wish I could unlearn.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2020 08:16 AM (JVgnl)

179 I was looking around, and the only thing I'm running short on are razors, and those are for the most part made in China. I bought some awhile back that were made in Israel. They make a great submachinegun, but haven't mastered the safety razor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:16 AM (C1Lsn)

180 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2020 08:16 AM (JVgnl)

Actually, I think I did know about it. It wasn't mentioned as much on whatever sites I was on before so it went out of my mind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:19 AM (WI7YS)

181 Oh sure, nationalize everything to respond to a virus. Weren't these same people bitching that our response was too slow. Let's let the same government agencies control the private sector...to speed things up. Makes perfect sense. Never let that crisis go to waste you, commie shitstain.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:19 AM (MmFTx)

182 >>>We're rubbing off on her.<<<<

Phrasing?

Do we do it anymore?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 15, 2020 08:19 AM (3DZIZ)

183 >Nope, it and a lot of other socialist dream shit they have been wanting is still in it and passed.
Posted by: Vic


this reinforces my belief that the govt is unserious about the good of the country. I've long felt that a prime motivator to enter politics was to get one's hands on the national treasury. If these people had a shred of decency this coronavirus spending bill wouldn't be larded up with extras. But these people have no decency, even in time of emergency. Rat bastards the lot of them.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:20 AM (iTXRQ)

184 Brought up somewhere was the death toll. Subtract
Wuhan and Italy, you're not even a blip on the screen. Like gun
violence the Reds harp about. Take away Chicago and Baltimore, what do
you get.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:12 AM (C1Lsn)


If you take away the people who died in the nursing home in Washington state the death toll in this country would be about a dozen or so. Almost all cases in this country are showing mild symptoms.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:20 AM (d4SMW)

185 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale.


First time I saw the sign, I laughed like a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:21 AM (MmFTx)

186 There is so much I've seen that I would like to unsee.

Posted by: JAS at March 15, 2020 08:21 AM (2BZBZ)

187 I want to hear President Trump issue a blanket caution to politicians (democrat politicians) about exploiting the crisis for power.

I understand (and concur with) your desire to bring these asshats to heel, but what specifically would/could PDTS do about it? Making blanket cautions without a resultant consequence is a bad idea.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 08:22 AM (saIjW)

188 178 Fen, being the good Catholic girl that I am even I knew about the beaver thing. However there is so much more I've learned here and I wish I could unlearn.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2020 08:16 AM (JVgnl)

Men ask for the strangest things!

https://www.zazzle.com/ space beaver_shave_t_shirt-235584061968692920

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2020 08:22 AM (JFO2v)

189 >Posted by: bill in arkansas

try Feather, a Japanese brand of DE razor blade. XLNT quality

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:22 AM (iTXRQ)

190 Almost all cases in this country are showing mild symptoms.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:20 AM (d4SMW)

Shhh. We don't want to mitigate the panic.

Posted by: MSM at March 15, 2020 08:22 AM (H8QX8)

191 Morning all...

No shoes for you!

@alx

BREAKING: Nike is closing all of its stores in the United States and some other countries to curb the spread of Coronavirus.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2020 08:23 AM (cF8AT)

192 Need to develop a dispenser for wafers used in holy communion. They are high tech, stand near it and it shots a wafer into you mouth, with the video screen showing the priest hiding somewhere in the church in front of a camera.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 08:23 AM (7/38M)

193 Let's let the same government agencies control the private sector...to speed things up. Makes perfect sense. Never let that crisis go to waste you, commie shitstain.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:19 AM (MmFTx)


There was a good article - Variety, I think - by a lady living in Kirkland, WA. Every time they try to do something on their own to do something - govt. stops that shit in its tracks.

Pretty good read, and short.

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:23 AM (shN6a)

194 Trump should give the left-wing MSM (BIRM) what it wants: seize control of it, install approved anchors, and have them make only approved statements. Toss the former shrieking heads in the Gulag for wrecking. Then as soon as the coronavirus burns itself out, call up the commissioner of MLB and tell him to play ball.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2020 08:24 AM (KAi1n)

195 Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:20 AM (iTXRQ)

Getting my hand in the public till, as fast and as often as I can, outweighs any sense of responsibility I should have to my voters, or to the citizens (and residents) of this great country, comrade!

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at March 15, 2020 08:24 AM (BiNEL)

196 Government twats turning into dictators you say?



Champaign IL Mayor Deborah Frank Feinen has issued an executive order that would give her office "extraordinary powers." She has issued the order despite the town and surrounding area not having a single case of the disease.



Here is the list of other items from the declaration/executive order, which also includes the ability to ban the sale of "food, water, fuel, clothing, and/or other commodities, materials, goods, services and resources," in addition to alcohol and gasoline. Additionally, government agents or officials have the ability to seize private property and to cut off the city water supply. The mayor justifies everything "in the interest of public safety and welfare."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:24 AM (d4SMW)

197

BREAKING: Nike is closing all of its stores in the United States and some other countries to curb the spread of Coronavirus.



NO, they're shutting them down because their Chinese sweatshops are closed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:25 AM (oVJmc)

198 So some dumbass was buying a cartload of cases of water at Lowes yesterday and talking to the cashier about how bad it could get. I'm rolling my eyes the entire time. He starts pushing his cart slowly away as it weighed more than a SmartCar at that point and she asked me how I was doing. I loudly said I was avoiding CNN and trying to survive Winnie the Flu and he shot me a look. I laughed. Fuck these idiots.

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:25 AM (FCm65)

199 >BREAKING: Nike is closing all of its stores in the United States and some other countries to curb the spread of Coronavirus.
Posted by: Tami


Colin Camperdick hardest hit

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:25 AM (iTXRQ)

200 Adorable cat photo:

https://tinyurl.com/urhwwh3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:25 AM (WI7YS)

201 189 Thank you. Our Walgreens have large shaving product aisles. I'll look there.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:26 AM (C1Lsn)

202 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale.


First time I saw the sign, I laughed like a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:21 AM (MmFTx)


Sadly there are several things you cannot buy at BJs, even on the website!

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at March 15, 2020 08:26 AM (BiNEL)

203 Winnie the Flu. LOL

Although "Whiny the flu" might be a good name too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:27 AM (WI7YS)

204 Our first case here in the country was sent home and is recovering nicely, according to local press. Now we have a grade school worker who came to work sick, and now all the schools are closed. The first case was someone returning from Italy.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 08:27 AM (7/38M)

205 Making blanket cautions without a resultant consequence is a bad idea.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 08:22 AM (saIjW)

It would at least make people aware, and show the politicians he's watching. Same thing as when he issues ambiguous warnings to Iran and China about the options he has on the table. But you're right -- doing nothing as a consequence doesn't help matters.

Posted by: MSM at March 15, 2020 08:27 AM (H8QX8)

206 You think Biden is bad now? They're trying to tell you he'd be okay to be President for four years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

207 Thank you. Our Walgreens have large shaving product aisles. I'll look there.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:26 AM (C1Lsn)


If that doesn't work, heat a piece of metal to cherry red and then touch it to your cheeks. It'll fry the hairs right off - and for an added bonus seal your pores against the Wuhan Flu.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (shN6a)

208 Except that the economy really has taken a massive hit.

That's true, but having seen the stupid panic shopping first hand yesterday I have to think retail's going to have a heck of a quarter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (6XLoz)

209 203 Winnie the Flu. LOL

Although "Whiny the flu" might be a good name too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:27 AM (WI7YS)

I first saw that here. I wish I could remember who posted it but I don't.

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (FCm65)

210 I saw a stupid survey where they extrapolate the dems are taking this virus more seriously because they are buying supplies, and I thought to myself, how silly, most of my friends aren't buying supplies because we were already prepared.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (MmFTx)

211 Shopping better, but if had rubbing alcohol as a no your a winner, 2 bottles of witch hazel was all. Bar soap, paper towels sparse, tp non existent.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 08:29 AM (ZCEU2)

212 The restaurant/bar down the road from the church put out a sign: "We have the cure. Happy Hour 3-5"
I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:29 AM (WI7YS)

213 How would anyone know? No one ever seems to take a shit in the movies. A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.

--

If you're ever in a useless trivia contest and get asked this....

Friday the 13th, Part 3

Two guys at two separate times fall into this category.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2020 08:29 AM (JoUsr)

214 Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2020 08:05 AM (mpXpK)


So Mitch had our back yet again!

/s

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at March 15, 2020 08:30 AM (BiNEL)

215 212 The restaurant/bar down the road from the church put out a sign: "We have the cure. Happy Hour 3-5"
I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:29 AM (WI7YS)

Heh.

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:31 AM (FCm65)

216 Once testing kicks in, there will be a lot of people carrying the virus who didn't even know they had it, and probably never would feel ill. The MSM will jump on these stats saying millions and millions have it and we're all gonna die. Gotta crash that market because if Orangeman isn't bad, he should at least look bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:31 AM (C1Lsn)

217 I saw a stupid survey where they extrapolate the dems are taking this virus more seriously because they are buying supplies, and I thought to myself, how silly, most of my friends aren't buying supplies because we were already prepared.

--

This would be an interesting thing to look at.

I'd say they're more likely to be the ones to panic, because that's what they do. They're also more irrational. They're also prone to not being prepared. Chez Black, otoh, we're always knee deep in toilet paper and other essentials at any given time anyway. Panic status: not panicked.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2020 08:31 AM (JoUsr)

218 I'm waiting for that dumbass mayor of Denver to declare a 2 week quarantine. For the chirrenz. Then I can work from home and not have to attend the dozen or so meetings we have every week to figure out why we're behind schedule.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 08:31 AM (saIjW)

219 Heard a manager saying to a vendor lines yesterday were wrapoing around the store, there definitely was at least 3 times what there would be normally.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 08:31 AM (ZCEU2)

220 Church today as usual. But not for me. I'm immune-suppressed and our congregation is mainly older folks. Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:32 AM (lwiT4)

221 >How would anyone know? No one ever seems to take a shit in the movies. A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.



Vincent Vega in "Pulp Fiction". Twice.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:32 AM (iTXRQ)

222 202 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale.


First time I saw the sign, I laughed like a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:21 AM (MmFTx)

Sadly there are several things you cannot buy at BJs, even on the website!
Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at March 15, 2020 08:26 AM (BiNEL)

25 bucks downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2020 08:32 AM (JFO2v)

223 207 I'm thinking of going back to an electric razor anyway. Boy,are Philips made in the Netherlands Norelcos expensive.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:33 AM (C1Lsn)

224 > A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.

Richard Pryor, Some Kind of Hero. Taken prisoner while taking a shit on his first day in Vietnam, as I recall.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:33 AM (tLWGd)

225 Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?


Too bad the last national panic was to ban plastic straws.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:34 AM (oVJmc)

226

Part of my job is write a quarterly economic recap for clients. Trade deals, Fed moves, jobs numbers etc. I swear for this quarter I'm tempted just to write Coronavirus.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:34 AM (d4SMW)

227 > Boy,are Philips made in the Netherlands Norelcos expensive.

"Free health care" and about 8 months of vacation a year aren't cheap.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:34 AM (tLWGd)

228 Question for the day: there were only three of us. Naked, admittedly, but can you really call that a meth-fueled orgy? I've never been to an orgy that small!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 15, 2020 08:34 AM (VP1E6)

229 Omega Man I think
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2020 06:29 AM (Z/jzm)

Yup.....Omega Man was the bomb!

Killing virus commie/hippie vampires, banging the hot chick, finding the cure.

Kinda like President Trump.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2020 08:35 AM (Z+IKu)

230 The guard in Shawshank Redemption told Andy he was going to pinch a loaf and when he got back all of those books better be gone.

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:35 AM (FCm65)

231 > Need to develop a dispenser for wafers used in holy communion. They are high tech, stand near it and it shots a wafer into you mouth

Drone, with an A-10-style rotary cannon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:35 AM (tLWGd)

232 Boy,are Philips made in the Netherlands


Philips is a Danish company.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:35 AM (oVJmc)

233 > A man pissing outside yes, but a shit, no.

and that kid in "Dunkirk". Trying to pinch a loaf but that darn war keeps interrupting.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:36 AM (iTXRQ)

234 Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?


I don't receive it in general, but especially not during flu season. I also don't hold hands during the Our Father. Guess I can stop doing the sign of peace too. Just nod and say peace be with you. I'll actually watch Mass on television this morning. EWTN for the win.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:36 AM (MmFTx)

235 220 Church today as usual. But not for me. I'm immune-suppressed and our congregation is mainly older folks. Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:32 AM (lwiT4)

I would think they would know better, but...

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:37 AM (FCm65)

236 I talk to my nephew in Chicago area, Casco had lines out the back door waiting to get that TP and other paper products. Cuomo here in the great state of NY likes our cloth bags for groceries. No more clean plastic for us, just dirty cloth bags for the ordinary peeps.

Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2020 08:37 AM (7/38M)

237 Communion Pez dispensers...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2020 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

238 227 Tulip growing, clog wearing, Gouda eating, Heineken swilling commies everyone of them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:38 AM (C1Lsn)

239 Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:32 AM (lwiT4)

We are having church. I already had a heads up that some of the older people are not going to attend, Some of their kids are panicking them , "Don't go anwhere" and they're kind of annoyed even though they love their kids. One guy wanted to go to the funeral of a man he's known 75 years. Daughter said "Nope". I understand the concerns for parents, but his response at some point was "I'm 88, How long do you expect me to live anyway?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:38 AM (WI7YS)

240 We only had about 50 people at Mass last night, and most of them, like me, were in the older, more vulnerable age range. I'm not missing Mass unless I am sick and have to stay home. My DIL's mom told me yesterday day that in Boston where she is the churches have been filling up, even though they have dispensation from Mass, too. People start praying when things get tough.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at March 15, 2020 08:38 AM (Vf4Y7)

241 228 Thats down to a thrupple now days, doubt even 4 will get you that title.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 08:38 AM (ZCEU2)

242 Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?

If your priest serves 151, that should be no problem. I imagine the singing would get quite loud and lively after that, which could be good.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 08:39 AM (cfSLd)

243 >Communion Pez dispensers...
Posted by: Lady in Black

and the wine can come in single serve packets, like those coffee creamers at 7-11

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2020 08:39 AM (iTXRQ)

244 Can you believe some of them still want the common cup at communion?





I don't receive it in general, but especially not during flu season.
I also don't hold hands during the Our Father. Guess I can stop doing
the sign of peace too. Just nod and say peace be with you. I'll actually
watch Mass on television this morning. EWTN for the win.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:36 AM (MmFTx)


The Latin Mass for the win. None of that post-Vatican II horseshit in the Mass

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:39 AM (d4SMW)

245 Please Mr President never refer to it as COVID or corona ever again and use Wuhan from now forward.

And command everyone in your administration to do the same.

Force the left to align themselves with the lying communist Chinese.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 15, 2020 08:39 AM (+fPHo)

246 Communion mortar ? Communion trebuchet ?

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:39 AM (shN6a)

247 We are having church. I already had a heads up that some of the older people are not going to attend


I bet half of ours will be a no-show. The other half will want the common cup. What can you do?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:40 AM (lwiT4)

248 Philips is a Danish company.

You're thinking of Lego's. Philips is definitely Dutch.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 08:41 AM (aKxkI)

249 I was born over a decade after Vatican II. I've never been to a Latin Mass.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:41 AM (MmFTx)

250

MASS HYSTERIA............no TP in the vestry bog!!!

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2020 08:42 AM (5IHGB)

251 232 Razor factory is in the Netherlands for the high end razors. Other plants through Asia.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 08:42 AM (C1Lsn)

252 and the wine can come in single serve packets, like those coffee creamers at 7-11

A Communion Keurig !!!

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:42 AM (shN6a)

253 Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:40 AM (lwiT4)

Tell Rev. to do communion by intinction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:42 AM (WI7YS)

254 > Philips is a Danish company.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Dutch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:43 AM (tLWGd)

255 Please Mr President never refer to it as COVID or corona ever again and use Wuhan from now forward.


Maybe we should call it Yellow Fever and really piss them off.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

256 > Please Mr President never refer to it as COVID or corona ever again and use Wuhan from now forward.

I'm holding out for "ChiCom virus".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 15, 2020 08:43 AM (tLWGd)

257

Bless me Father for I have sinned...I toilet papered Paige's house.

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2020 08:44 AM (5IHGB)

258 Tell Rev. to do communion by intinction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:42 AM (WI7YS)



The thing is, they also offer those little individual plastic cups. Why wouldn't you choose that instead?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

259 Maybe we should call it Yellow Fever and really piss them off.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

Or the Red Menace.

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:44 AM (FCm65)

260 I really have no idea who will show up aside from the pianist and about four other people. I did send up a note with quotes about God being our refuge and strength and that "God did not give us a spirit of fear, but of love, power and a sound mind" and also that we'd disinfected the place, and I want people to be safe but that yes, we are open.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (WI7YS)

261 I have been wondering about loss of some liberties that we take for granted after this mess - similar to how airline travel changed after 9/11. The mayor of Hoboken is exactly what I have been fearing. I'm not panicking about supplies, these are artificial shortages, I'm panicking about our liberties.

Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)

262 Does this mean the bath houses are closed?

Posted by: Buttigieg at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (7/38M)

263 Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:44 AM (lwiT4)

Just custom I guess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (WI7YS)

264 254 > Philips is a Danish company.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Dutch.



It's one of them Scandis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

265 Day 3 of lChinese torture ockdown. Even church is canceled now.

The kids whining anc fighting are wearing me down. Thry bed the first child casualties of this pandemic..

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2020 08:46 AM (UPTl7)

266 210 I saw a stupid survey where they extrapolate the dems are taking this virus more seriously because they are buying supplies, and I thought to myself, how silly, most of my friends aren't buying supplies because we were already prepared.
Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (MmFTx)

I agree, I always have some extra supplies on hand, and that includes disinfectants. Some of this is because my husband had bladder cancer and the treatment required that the toilets be disinfected every time he used them for 48h after each treatment. So I stocked up and now it's useful.

I think some people just got into the habit of preparing just in case Obama did something stupid that would affect their daily needs

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2020 08:46 AM (ONvIw)

267 Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)

Yes; That is a concern.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 08:47 AM (WI7YS)

268 Woodrow chased Pancho but Villas escaped and they shot the Condos instead.

The HISTORY OF TIMESHARES.

Posted by: saf at March 15, 2020 08:47 AM (5IHGB)

269 I have been wondering about loss of some liberties
that we take for granted after this mess - similar to how airline travel
changed after 9/11. The mayor of Hoboken is exactly what I have been
fearing. I'm not panicking about supplies, these are artificial
shortages, I'm panicking about our liberties.

Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)


I agree. I'm not worried about the virus. I'm worried about the dictators in office. When this is over the president needs to pound home that this misery is what the left wants our lives to be like every day. Vote for them and this is your life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:47 AM (d4SMW)

270 Got up at 5 am and went to Walmart, And saw the 4 Horseman

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 08:48 AM (mzCLD)

271 269. Well said

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 08:49 AM (mzCLD)

272 CN, I grew up on the Gulf Coast, and prepping for hurricane season has stayed with me. I always keep certain things on hand because of it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:50 AM (MmFTx)

273 I agree. I'm not worried about the virus. I'm worried about the dictators in office. When this is over the president needs to pound home that this misery is what the left wants our lives to be like every day. Vote for them and this is your life
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:47 AM (d4SMW)

Well the recs of their planning session in October is not being followed, so maybe they're pissed. I don't think they anticipated that he'd say "screw your recommendations".

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2020 08:50 AM (ONvIw)

274 I'm not panicking about supplies, these are artificial shortages, I'm panicking about our liberties.
Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)


The people running around pretty much begging the powers-that-be to restrict this or that really pisses me off.

You know - anybody really worried about this could always just shut themselves in and leave the rest of us alone. But no, oh no. They're only happy if everyone else is scared shitless right along with them.

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:50 AM (shN6a)

275 > It's one of them Scandis.

Hey! We're Swamp Krauts, not Scandis.

Posted by: The Dutch at March 15, 2020 08:51 AM (tLWGd)

276 185 I just can't see naming a place BJ's Wholesale.


First time I saw the sign, I laughed like a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:21 AM (MmFTx)

-------------------------

If I remember correctly, somewhere in the US is a BJ's next to a Dick's.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 15, 2020 08:51 AM (CAJOC)

277 I saw a stupid survey where they extrapolate the dems are taking this
virus more seriously because they are buying supplies, and I thought to
myself, how silly, most of my friends aren't buying supplies because we
were already prepared.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 08:28 AM (MmFTx)

---
After my dawn raid yesterday on the upscale grocery store near my neighborhood, I went to Stock and Field, which is a farm-ish big box that settled into an abandoned Sam's Club.

Anyhow, the cavernous interior was...quiet.

I came for some cheap ammo, and was not disappointed. I didn't conduct an exhaustive survey but all the shelves seemed pretty full. Maybe the toilet paper section was depleted, but whereas Kroger was out of bottled water, this place had piles of it prominently displayed near the register.

I imagine that the wine/soccer mom contingent doesn't visit there and that the people who do, already have their emergency stocks in place.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:51 AM (cfSRQ)

278 So what will it be today...
Standard mimosas - orange
Guamosas - guava
Mangomosas - mangoes!

Gotta use these prepping supplies at some point!

Posted by: Heirloominati at March 15, 2020 08:52 AM (GC07d)

279 274 You know - anybody really worried about this could always just shut themselves in and leave the rest of us alone. But no, oh no. They're only happy if everyone else is scared shitless right along with them.
Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:50 AM (shN6a)

If they are scared shitless, what do they need the TP for ?

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:52 AM (FCm65)

280 269
I have been wondering about loss of some liberties

that we take for granted after this mess - similar to how airline travel

changed after 9/11. The mayor of Hoboken is exactly what I have been

fearing. I'm not panicking about supplies, these are artificial

shortages, I'm panicking about our liberties.



Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)
---
Never forget that the DHS atrocity was inflicted on us by Dubya and a nominally Republican Congress that ran on responsible and limited government.

Suckers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:53 AM (cfSRQ)

281 Listen, i do not believe in ageism, but you should have seen how many people in their 80s and in scooters, were at walmart at 5am this morning. I screwed up, but needed to get propane in case the gas ever goes out. Sanitized my hands quite often. I am not a alarmist, but must admit it was not good to see that

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 08:53 AM (mzCLD)

282 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Not dead yet, I see.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2020 08:53 AM (2JVJo)

283 Des Moines Walmart also TP depleted this Sunday AM.

Posted by: Downcast at March 15, 2020 08:53 AM (xgpfE)

284 If they are scared shitless, what do they need the TP for ?
Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:52 AM (FCm65)


Their so full of shit, their internal shit self-perpetuates.

Posted by: Man is not a Logical Animal at March 15, 2020 08:54 AM (shN6a)

285 281 Listen, i do not believe in ageism, but you should have seen how many people in their 80s and in scooters, were at walmart at 5am this morning.

NAPCAR ?

Posted by: jsg at March 15, 2020 08:54 AM (FCm65)

286 Philips
Multinational conglomerate company
Image result for philips
usa.philips.com
DescriptionKoninklijke Philips N.V. is a Dutch multinational conglomerate corporation headquartered in Amsterdam, formerly one of the largest electronics companies in the world, currently focused in the area of health technology, with other divisions being successfully divested.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2020 08:54 AM (gd9RK)

287 After my dawn raid yesterday on the upscale grocery store near my neighborhood, I went to Stock and Field, which is a farm-ish big box that settled into an abandoned Sam's Club.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:51 AM (cfSRQ)


Is that the one on South Cedar? If so, did you happen to notice if they had any 62 grain 5.56?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2020 08:55 AM (t+qrx)

288 Emergency cigar order delivered yesterday.

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2020 08:56 AM (MVjcR)

289 Hey! We're Swamp Krauts, not Scandis.





Posted by: The Dutch at March 15, 2020 08:51 AM (tLWGd)

---
I prefer the term "Low Germans."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:56 AM (cfSRQ)

290 If all this panic dies down by the fall

Halloween is going to lit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2020 08:56 AM (rpxSz)

291 One thing everyone needs to think about during all this is money.

Don't rely on the atm to work 100%. Get you some cash. After hurricane Michael came through a couple of years ago Cash was King!


Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2020 08:56 AM (cknjq)

292 Nurse on my block, who is very intelligent and matter of fact, told my wife they were given CDC emails and what to really do. Hold you breath for 10-20 seconds. If no coughing etc.. you are good. Also try to sip water at least every half hour

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 08:56 AM (mzCLD)

293 >>they also offer those little individual plastic cups.

Well, hello there! How are you??

Our issue last week with the cups was that there wasn't a garbage can so people just put them back in the holder, possibly touching the other cups.

Still better than people dipping the bread and their finger tips into the cup...

Our governor banned gatherings of 250 or more and our church is going virtual. I'll be watching on Facebook Live a little later.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 15, 2020 08:57 AM (wSGZR)

294 I have been wondering about loss of some liberties that we take for granted after this mess - similar to how airline travel changed after 9/11. The mayor of Hoboken is exactly what I have been fearing. I'm not panicking about supplies, these are artificial shortages, I'm panicking about our liberties.
Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)


As I said last night, in the spirit of "never let a crisis go to waste," this is a perfect opportunity for the left, the MFM and every little tinpot Hitler infesting a mayor or governor's office to see just how much they can get away with and how far they can push people.

And the sad thing is that not enough people - that I can see - are fighting back. For example, the imbecile governor of MA has forbidden gatherings of more than 250 people. If this were still the "cradle of liberty," groups of 251 people would be popping up today, tomorrow and the next day, holding signs daring Chaaaaaaalliie to come arrest them.

Do not doubt that the Deep State is watching this and taking notes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2020 08:58 AM (2JVJo)

295 Speaking of ageism those 2 old geezers are debating tonight at 8pm, I have to see some of that, probably the whole thing as by 8:20 they will be begging Crazy Old Joe to get off the stage.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 08:58 AM (ZCEU2)

296 Our governor banned gatherings of 250 or more and
our church is going virtual. I'll be watching on Facebook Live a little
later.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 15, 2020 08:57 AM (wSGZR)



My old happy fun church is streaming online as well, so that's what I'll be doing this morning.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 15, 2020 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

297 Also , if you live in a apartment building or condo building have a bug out bag and gas in the car. If anybody gets the virus in your building, these paranoid towns will quaratine the whole structure. Always park outside

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 08:59 AM (mzCLD)

298 Is that the one on South Cedar? If so, did you happen to notice if they had any 62 grain 5.56?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2020 08:55 AM (t+qrx)

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They had lots of 5.56 but I didn't check the bullet types very carefully.

There were some holes in the deeply-discounted stuff (which is to be expected). Their 9mm was going for basically online-level discounts so folks swooping in on it is not unexpected even without the panic.

If you don't mind getting ripped off, Dunham's near Frandor has lots and lots of just about everything. They did that even during the bullet bubble.

But their prices kind of suck.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:59 AM (cfSRQ)

299 Champaign IL Mayor Deborah Frank Feinen has issued an executive order that would give her office "extraordinary powers." She has issued the order despite the town and surrounding area not having a single case of the disease.



Here is the list of other items from the declaration/executive order, which also includes the ability to ban the sale of "food, water, fuel, clothing, and/or other commodities, materials, goods, services and resources," in addition to alcohol and gasoline. Additionally, government agents or officials have the ability to seize private property and to cut off the city water supply. The mayor justifies everything "in the interest of public safety and welfare."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:24 AM (d4SMW)


And the fact that a baying mob hasn't shown up at her house to drag her out to the nearest lamppost proves my point.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2020 09:00 AM (2JVJo)

300 What the ...
NOBODY else is daydrinking?
With the Apocalypse crashing down upon us?!

It's like I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Heirloominati at March 15, 2020 09:00 AM (GC07d)

301 Posted by: Heirloominati at March 15, 2020 08:52 AM (GC07d)


I just made a French toast casserole. I'll share if you do. I added orange zest to this one. https://tinyurl.com/uek47zy

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 09:00 AM (MmFTx)

302 Sharyl Attkisson has a list of virus deaths by state and age:

https://tinyurl.com/rz23y47

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2020 09:00 AM (cF8AT)

303 Gee, I wonder how they can enforce a ban on public assembly, especially in a house of worship. Some commie mayor or governor has that all thought out.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 09:01 AM (C1Lsn)

304 NOBODY else is daydrinking?


How did you come up with that wild conjecture?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2020 09:02 AM (gd9RK)

305
I found some 62gr .223 at Bass Pro a week or so ago

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2020 09:03 AM (CHi29)

306 no good deed

DEAL!
As long as it isn't a No Syrup Zone.

Posted by: Heirloominati at March 15, 2020 09:04 AM (GC07d)

307 I found the loophole. I gave up vodka for Lent, not drinking. The Chaffee PX has Sunday sales.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 15, 2020 09:04 AM (C1Lsn)

308 I understand about people wishing to do online services to keep people safe but I don't have the capacity to do that.

For as much time as I spend on the internet I also HATE the idea that we be glued to the little screen 16 hours a day. You can shop from home, do schoolwork from home, work from home, order things online and now do church from home. Maybe we can go all day everyday without contacting with a living person except our family. Oh, brave new world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2020 09:04 AM (WI7YS)

309 If you don't mind getting ripped off, Dunham's near Frandor has lots and lots of just about everything. They did that even during the bullet bubble.

But their prices kind of suck.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 15, 2020 08:59 AM (cfSRQ)


Every other week they have a sale on Blazer brass 9mm that beats online prices when you factor in shipping, but you have to hope nobody grabbed all the 124 grain first. And they only ever have 55 grain 5.56.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2020 09:04 AM (t+qrx)

310
nood, BTW

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2020 09:05 AM (CHi29)

311 You can use syrup, but you probably won't need to. Maybe you can dip your bacon in it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 15, 2020 09:05 AM (MmFTx)

312 I found some 62gr .223 at Bass Pro a week or so ago
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2020 09:03 AM (CHi29)


There aren't any near here

Posted by: hogmartin at March 15, 2020 09:06 AM (t+qrx)

313 Yep

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 09:10 AM (mzCLD)

314 Gee, I wonder how they can enforce a ban on public assembly

It's not like it's in the Constitution or anything, so people won't miss it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2020 09:11 AM (gHCnG)

315 >> Gee, I wonder how they can enforce a ban on public assembly, especially in a house of worship.

Well, if it's an officially declared state of emergency, I would think they could. It's worded as a "halt" to gatherings of 250 people or more.

Churches can still meet and have smaller services.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 15, 2020 09:11 AM (wSGZR)

316 133 I posited last week that the driving factor behind this Wuhan virus panic is the high mortality rate it has on older people with underlying health issues.

The median age of congress and the MSM's "thought leaders" (*snort*)' is pretty high, and they all hang out together. I bet you can't drive a toothpick through their assholes right now.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2020 07:39 AM (saIjW)

Most of the churches in my area have announced they are closing for the next two weeks, and from emails among friends of mine and others I know, I realize it's all of the older congregation members pushing this. I don't know why they can't be satisfied with just staying home themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2020 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

317 Atkisson's list has no deaths below age 40. And all are people who are elderly and/or biologically compromised.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 15, 2020 09:13 AM (oVJmc)

318
I spent yesterday outdoors in a nearby state park conducting a skills' competition among rge youths in my scout troop. There were around two dozen of us taking part. Everything went smoothly.

Beautiful day, and the park's parking lot was 2/3rds full.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2020 09:14 AM (pNxlR)

319 Good point. ISP companies are making every one dependent on the internet for their whole life now.

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 09:15 AM (mzCLD)

320 Leftists would love a ban on gatherings, they usually wait until they have the upper hand for it but are probably hoping their propaganda ministry is feeding all the information you need so stopping getting information anywhere else.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)

321 I'm wondering of this lock down goes beyond 30 days will the MSM run out of ignorant, hateful and insane things to say? Or do they have an emergency supply
that will get them through this?

I fear the latter.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2020 09:16 AM (UPTl7)

322 Champaign is where the university of Illinois is. That campus has been known to have the most chinese national students in the country. The area around champaign is vert republican farm areas

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 09:17 AM (mzCLD)

323 Cities will be hardest hit by the virus. No food is grown in the cities. Get my drift. Leftists are screwed

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 09:19 AM (mzCLD)

324 Friday Rush played MSM clips of when there were over 1,000 deaths from Swine flu and they were praising Jug Ears on his response that was just starting.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2020 09:20 AM (ZCEU2)

325
Gee, I wonder how they can enforce a ban on public assembly, especially in a house of worship.

Well, if it's an officially declared state of emergency, I would think they could. It's worded as a "halt" to gatherings of 250 people or more.


what happens when they declare that the local "Friends of the NRA" dinner constitutes a "public health hazard"?

it's a slippery f'n slope

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2020 09:24 AM (CHi29)

326
{i]Champaign is where the university of Illinois is. That campus has been known to have the most chinese national students in the country.

Pffft. Not even.

Posted by: The University of Michigan at March 15, 2020 09:25 AM (CHi29)

327 Agreed

Posted by: Jonah at March 15, 2020 09:29 AM (mzCLD)

328 That's Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at March 15, 2020 09:38 AM (Ndje9)

329 I'm sure the Chinese do not give a shit how the blacks in Song of the South were de-picted.
Posted by: Vic

I want to thank you again for pointing me in the right direction to purchase that unbastardised dvd.

Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2020 10:29 AM (XG6D3)

330 I am not panicking, but for those who say this is a manufactured crisis, what would you suggest be done instead?

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 15, 2020 11:59 AM (r1mci)

331 Sunday TP Report -

- Hit three local stores and all are completely wiped out of toilet paper, tissues, napkins, and any similar paper product except the 'Happy Birthday' ones (which will be a nice touch for EOTWAWKI).

- All bread gone. Except raison bread and a couple of packs of whateverfellonfloor bagels. Nobody gonna tough that.

- Lunch meat and sliced cheese - gone. Block cheese untouched. So f you can use a knife, you are good to go.

- All water gone. People are even taking the distilled water. The high end bottled water looks like normal stock.

Who buys that ritzy water anyway? People with money. How do these people have money - they know things... they know something is up and are not panicking. What do they know?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 15, 2020 12:11 PM (1g7ch)

332 Posted by: LD at March 15, 2020 08:45 AM (KxVME)


I agree. I'm not worried about the virus. I'm worried about the dictators in office. When this is over the president needs to pound home that this misery is what the left wants our lives to be like every day. Vote for them and this is your life
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2020 08:47 AM (d4SMW)




This is exactly how I'm feeling! Our Michigan governor has decided to start "thinking" about limiting gun and ammunition sales during this "crisis" and our AG has said she would gladly enforce it!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 15, 2020 12:12 PM (lonOK)

333 Hi Horde....OT
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Posted by: CO Mountain Marie at March 15, 2020 12:35 PM (A1cte)

334 This may have been posted already, if not I offer a late entry for the thread, for those of you that visit Remus from time to time, his wife passed on two days ago.


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