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Former New York Times "Reporter" Jim Roberts Tweets, "The Dow Has Fallen 300 points Since Trump Started Speaking," Then Stealth-Deletes as Down Rises Nearly 10%, Nearly 2000 Points
i wish I could link the tweet for you -- but he's deleted it.
It used to be the tweet that led to this genius "serious question." Update: Now he's deleted his "serious question," too. Formerly, it read:Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don't have a car? — Jim Roberts (@nycjim)
Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you don’t have a car?
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) March 13, 2020
Trump has made this a very pro-business news conference. And the markets seem to approve. pic.twitter.com/mgvSzxe9cY
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) March 13, 2020
The entire press conference now appears to be an attempt to pump up stocks of big american companies right before the close. Astonishing. https://t.co/BPNQ1DviVK
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 13, 2020
Why did you delete this Jim pic.twitter.com/bSPHyveVsy
— Jill (@BellaLolaGirl) March 13, 2020
You fucking hack. pic.twitter.com/bkpxapHu7X
— Birch Sterling (@birchsterling) March 13, 2020
Sit the fuck down and shut up you POS hack! pic.twitter.com/83tBJ3go3Y
— Scott R.🇺🇸🔴 (@therealscooter6) March 13, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:15 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)
If you haven't figured it out, yet...
Fake News Wants Massive Layoffs.
That's what this ALL about.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: MSM bitch at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (WI7YS)
True?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (1ISKN)
Trump Alpha terrifies them so they shoot and throw feces.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (nRWPy)
PDT put her some knowledge about Barry's handling of swine flu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Direct and coordinate massive (and expensive) response from industry: TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE! HE'S JUST PUMPING UP STOCKS!
Fuck. Them. All.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)
Worth watching
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Allie at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Why stop there? What about people without legs? What the fuck is this administration doing for paraplegics with conronavirus?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: The Danse Macabre Guys at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
Trump Fights Back Latest Overthrow Attempt, Using American Corporate Leaders as his Shock Troops!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
I'm not saying I hope they all get sick, I'm not not saying it either.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
Thank you.
Posted by: MSM leading questioner at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (e284m)
Fake News is still demanding a specific timeline and specific numbers. Still trying to create a fake panic for "respirators" and "tests."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: MSM bitch at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)
Crazy
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (ONvIw)
There is no value to any of the question these retards are asking, zero.
They demonstrate every day, in every way, that they are simply Democrat apparatchiks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (FVrDO)
Poster child for men NOT swallowing man jizz.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Old and Busted: This bear market is due to Trump being a big orange doody head and this is the prole's comeuppance.
New Hotness: The market is volatile and that's worse than down.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:16 PM (y1UMU)
It lives in the internet forever.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (SENHs)
Mr. President what are you going to do?
We must have respirators.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (lfdhp)
I didn't think there was enough Emulex left from Mueller and impeachment for these idiots to scrape together to blow up their stupid faces again.
It appears they have the technology.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)
That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Hans and Franz at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Orx/W)
I hope so, but then, who reads this guy? I only knew of the tweet because someone sent me the "what about people without cars" "serious question."
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (Vo68S)
It's going to take him a little while to find out what's wrong with this new development.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (TdMsT)
"Is Hotdog Sandwich?"
I need to go find the link to race's post on Hayes and his hotdog fetish and just post that to every Hayes tweet. That was a classic post.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (whGSy)
That means 96% of those with respiratory illness did NOT have Covad19.
Flu season, people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)
https:// tinyurl.com/tzawhum
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sjdRT)
I like this Fauci guy. He has the right balance of awareness and calm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)
and a little contempt for the media.
Posted by: Hans and Franz at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Orx/W)
Good grief, dumbass reporters....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (ufFY8)
1 - seditious
2 - anti-American
3 - corrupt
Based solely on their ownership of CNN but that speaks volumes.
Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (XTiHL)
True?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)
The journalists are revolting?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (whGSy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
I would spit on these people.
They're disgusting.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Jane you ignorant slut!
You know, you don't LOOK as stupid as you must be. Were you listening at all to the press conference?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (e284m)
they had some other type of illness.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (Boy/L)
Still waiting for my White House press credentials...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (rpxSz)
This is BIZARRE. Just a roll call of Big Important American Businesses.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
@joemannixnotacop
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ldmQR)
Office lefty said the same thing. He's killing the market. Good call.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)
The older lady doc, too. She's very calm and reasonable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (sy5kK)
And a variety of rhinoviruses. Wuflu mania needs lithium
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ONvIw)
Talk about a boner lasting more than 4 hours!
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
so this is where they landed
This is what Schumer and Pelosi and the rest of the scum have been trying to hammer on about. That all Trump cares about is the stock market.
So this is where they landed. What's next?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
they had some other type of illness.
Gagnam Style.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (ufFY8)
Still waiting for my White House press credentials...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)
Please oh please oh please....
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (TdMsT)
I'm not saying I hope they all get sick, I'm not not saying it either.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Oooooo! Diabolical! Perhaps they will have to shutdown newsrooms and studios.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (6u5tB)
Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: MSM twit at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (e284m)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)
and a little contempt for the media.
Posted by: Hans and Franz
Yes! That's the umami in the flavor profile.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)
Damn it!
where are the fries?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (DuZls)
Christ Almighty,
Why are some of you still using Microsoft Internet Explorer 5??
It's 20fucking20.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (WsJuq)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX
Trump saying "Good Morning" enrages them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Pudding at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (UPp47)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (SENHs)
And Now a Polite and High-Minded Conversation With Chris Hayes In Which We Discuss The Important Matters of The Day As Well as His Future With MSNBC.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/355499.php
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (whGSy)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Boy/L)
Why are some of you still writing your 'ments in a separate program and then pasting them in the box??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iXLUu)
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:22 PM (hYcqw)
This is a mic drop.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kahall"
Aint no Lsd in the barrel kahll. Maybe some ergot if your are lucky.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)
One of these days the masses will figure it out.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (aKsyK)
How can this turd not know who Dr. Fauci is?
Posted by: JackStraw
=======
I'm glad they embarrassed him on the spot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (vEIlU)
Bite your tongue!Emo Philips doesn't have bad jokes.
Posted by: Man_in_PA at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (LwJXf)
It was BIZARRE that FDR asked Ford, Chrysler, and GM to build stuff during World War II.
indeed. it coulda just been done by new york state prisoners.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
PBS. Your tax dollars at shirk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:17 PM (Vo68S)
Damn it!
where are the fries?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:23 PM (sy5kK)
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Ah'm okay with that, but they should at least give me the fries.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (e284m)
And i like how he shut down the next yammering gotcha question.
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (Onvp1)
Oh PBS, good grief.
PDT: I think that was a nasty question.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Go PDJT!
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (vEIlU)
This virus is going to peter out very soon. The Dems banked on it lasting for 6 more months.
This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (e284m)
I just think it is a nasty question..........
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ufFY8)
Wow, citing the Chinese ministry of propaganda's attempt to blame US for the Wuhan, Trump just waives it away. Not taking the opportunity to hit China, he must have ripped Xi about that shit earlier.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 13, 2020 04:24 PM (iXLUu)
--
Look at the time-based mutual funds. VTIVX* is one, but I'm sure other companies offer similar products. You choose when you want it to mature and it goes from risky to conservative based on that window of time.
* full disclosure I use and like Vanguard
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (rpxSz)
Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)
We should make a Great Leap Forward by having people start a cottage industry of home-made toilet paper! Brilliant!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
I'm on the White House feed and as I was reading your post the bint came up. I gotta lag feed.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (Y9uNK)
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You know nothing of Emo Phillips.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: DanMan at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)
+++++++++++++
"You disbanded the White House Pandemic Office. Members of that group say this delayed response. Do you take responsibility?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
MoreSean Davis Retweeted Chris Hayes
Left-wing media turned on a dime from screaming Trump wasn't doing anything to having a meltdown that he's working with the private sector to screen and test to slow the spread of the Wuhan virus.
Their derangement is driven entirely by politics.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)
Some WH rapid response team/whatever was disbanded and people left. Do you take responsibility for this and the delays it caused, blah blah blah....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (ufFY8)
So... Israel is going to save the world, and the saved world will go back to demanding that Israel be wiped off the map
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)
a long long time ago but it is essentially useless now.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (L0EBd)
We think you're an idiot, but tell us!
You mean we don't know for how long?
Oh my!
Posted by: MSM at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (w7KSn)
I got an email from an investment company talking about their business continuity plans to get through the Coronavirus. Business continuity? Have that many people in the company died from the virus? Get a grip
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (mpeBU)
This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM
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Yes they did. They thought they had Trump this time.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)
I agree
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)
That's a million points for each American!
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (MxEKc)
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I heard on the radio that they've also reached the other side of the bell curve and the cases are dying down. I don't know the details nor have I researched it myself, but it's almost like the flu in flu season or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (5bxa0)
Some department abruptly left or was shutdown and they were pissing about being fired. She claimed that loss of people caused a slow response to the virus. "What do you say to that?"
She was obnoxious and he shut her down, rightfully so.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (L78vw)
This is PROMISING. A roll call of Big Important American Businesses with massive domain expertise in manufacturing, distribution and supply chain management, distributed physical plant, personnel management and customer service!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Yesterday a guy on Fox Business was calling for a "Manhattan Project" (they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
When the Barrel calls me I must go
To squat and cry my tale of woe
And all of me wants to stray
Over the hills and far away.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (hLRSq)
Passing around a single microphone for people to put right next to their mouth during an epidemic that transmits via breath alone.
BRILLIANT! Infect the Press with each other's own germs.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (SFOr6)
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Im planning to go long by investing in ETFs, I think its the most sensible and easiest way to invest and just stick with it for a year.
For example there's an airlines ETF that indexes most of the airline stocks called JETS (lol). Very easy, low expense ratios, just buy and hold. You wont make AS much money as going all in on a single stock, but you will make money.
Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (Vo68S)
You like retards?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (SFOr6)
I thing that's one that fits in the category of "too stoopid to even bother about." It's on par with the Joo Weather Machine that Iran likes to talk about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zakn at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (lQCm0)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (LWu6U)
What could be the media's objection to that, without blowing their cover that this is only a Get Trump Political Operation and not about informing the public at all?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (bCLt0)
Could it be she is finally satisfied? Will someone volunteer to call her and find out?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (NVYyb)
Yeah, so, what's wrong with pumping up American companies right now? You gonna make your own toilet paper?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:19 PM (G51Gf)
We should make a Great Leap Forward by having people start a cottage industry of home-made toilet paper! Brilliant!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (EGyGV)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE BARKY BAILED OUT THE AUTO INDUSTRY UNIONS AND SCREWED THE BOND HOLDERS FOR VOTES ALONE AND THEY ALL APPLAUDED
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (e7uZP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
So... Israel is going to save the world, and the saved world will go back to demanding that Israel be wiped off the map
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (qAR6u)
Saw link somewhere on MEMRI maybe that some Muzzy said he'd rather take his chances with the virus than get an injection made by Jews.
For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (pS94+)
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
Finally, a salient comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (n2tE8)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)
Basically, do you think disbanding the US pandemic response team was the dumbest thing ever and are you directly responsible for the spread of coronavirus?
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Chris W at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Y9uNK)
Yeah, fuck those guys. Doing it with WM, Target, CVS, Walgreens, etc, etc is much more likely to succeed.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (cct0t)
Creeps. Chrissy Wallace was a total jerk in lead up to the conference.
Reporter asking about POTUS exposure to Brazilian with COVID is an idiot. Trump has already said that he has consulted with his docs. and Dr. Berks notes that most taking the test with symptoms do NOT have COVID
Posted by: groovygirl at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ybC9u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
I pasted form word is all I know which usually works ok.
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (fq7/e)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
Finally, a salient comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)
Where was she from?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)
This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:26 PM (pS94+)
I agree
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (CqE5x)
yup
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)
Ba fangoul! Dagos!
- - Impotent Goombahs
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)
Who was THAT cuunt?
Posted by: Sponge
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Can't remember her name right now, but he once said "racist question" to her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (G51Gf)
This is going to be like Trump releasing the Ukraine call transcript x 1,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
When it does, a lot of friends and acquaintances are gonna be tasting my ass for a long time.
I am tired of trying to talk them down off the lefge when they got up there on nothing more than the media.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (yX09K)
___________
"That wasn't the only thing that was premature when the market and other things started going down in the Cuckshed IYKWWMAWTYD." -- #NeverTrump cucks
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (URVjl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (1ISKN)
We have a pandemic response AGENCY. It's the CDC.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Boy/L)
what about your gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafessssssssssss?
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
Also the IQ of a turnip.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
They always do.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (rpxSz)
Green shirt girl has a big nose but a really charming accent and nice tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
Finally, a salient comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (Orx/W)
Where was she from?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)
I believe mainly in the plain of Spain.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (fq7/e)
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And occasionally does the opposite of ok.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (DuZls)
Saw link somewhere on MEMRI maybe that some Muzzy said he'd rather take his chances with the virus than get an injection made by Jews.
For real.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (pS94+)
So, more good news.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (cF8AT)
True of the TP hoarders, somewhat less true of the press. At least the first part.
Posted by: OSL at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (wNww/)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (gd9RK)
That's Sharon Goodstein, chick I dated in junior high who also had a voice like Abigail van Buren and Shirley Chisholm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Big nose! Big nose!
Wood eye?
--- just the punchline
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Really, Playing the "I know you are but what am I" card on the president? Sometimes you don't have the damn luxury and you take the risk to get the ball moved.
I hate them all so much. I want the press destroyed. We need a press. We don't need this press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)
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Also the IQ of a turnip.
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That's not always a horrible thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (2ApLc)
kahall, you don't get to post anymore in this thread and are "in the barrel" for not knowing enough to NEVER POST FROM WORD
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Boy/L)
Was that guy implying a picture op automatically makes you likely to get the virus and woman now.
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
He went through a lot of Hell during the 80's, during the panic of the HIV/AIDS crisis. He was blamed for a lot of terrible things that were not his fault.
This is not his first rodeo, by a long shot.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (+fPHo)
"Everyone with me has been vaccinated. None of you press people have.
I personally wiped snot on every chair you're sitting in.
I have the virus, have a nice weekend."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (e284m)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jim Roberts at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
They always do.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)
Trump is Br'er Fox.
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (4q/mG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bitch in a red dress at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: bluebell at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Markets were rising all day, were about +1000 when Trump started his speech.
So this was a market correction after yesterday.
After Trump's speech they went up another +1000, that was entirely due to the speech.
So he is wrong in both directions. The markets were going up without the "giveaways". And they went up higher from the speech.
Well done cupcake, it is a rare gift to be wrong in two different directions at the same time.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (1ISKN)
You mess up the blog, you get in the barrel. You stay in the barrel until someone else messes up the blog.
While in the barrel, do not touch anything. Especially yourself.
Also, stay away from the bung hole.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)
"Are you being selfish?"
Jeez, what a fucking c***.
and 'why can't we all be tested right this second?" I don't know how they don't just break out a fire hose and blast these assholes off the lawn.
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
Bravo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (7WaWV)
If he were being tested, they would think he's being selfish as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (koNhm)
Who was THAT cuunt?
Posted by: Sponge
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Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oGBso)
They already answered all of these question.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
He went through a lot of Hell during the 80's, during the panic of the HIV/AIDS crisis. He was blamed for a lot of terrible things that were not his fault.
Oh, interesting. I did not know that. It makes sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++
Yes. This is becoming transparent and obvious to the point of tedium.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
Their little minds are in overdrive.
I told you this would be the new bat they'd use after having broken the others.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)
Considering Italy's performance in WWII, this isn't a stunning revelation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hLRSq)
Really, Playing the "I know you are but what am I" card on the president?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (hYcqw)
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Right. Because that's what we elect a President for. So he can isolate himself if he gets stuffy.
It's the "hypocrite" game. It's the only thing the Cargo Cultists of Alinsky know how to ape.
They break *everything* down to the "hypocrite game".
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface
I think that's a good idea even if you're not in the barrel
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (vd8XM)
It's really a thing of beauty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (WQZ1O)
'Ineffective Spaghetti-Monkeys'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:31 PM (oVJmc)
"Wop Dago Guinea Greaseball Goombahs!"
- - Jack Woltz, Pres. Woltz Int'l Pictures who also has a Kraut Mick friend
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
He's NOT in Branson's ARMS
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)
THAT explains it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: kahall at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (fq7/e)
Then maybe they'd fucking understand why we don't want the world showing up to be tested.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (e284m)
(they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting
of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for
all.
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This was the Fox Business panel. The CNN/MSDNC proposal would have been Gavin Newsome, Tank Abrams, Corey Booker, the kid who dances on bars in tranny taverns, Pete Buttigieg, and Hillary (for gravitas).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (NVYyb)
Everyone look under your seats! You all have keys! See waaaay over there? That 50 ft tower? At the top of the tower is a lock box with the single remaining vaccine in DC. Half of those keys will open the box.
Good luck!
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: no good deed
"No. I am freeing up a test for one of you sick motherfuckers!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (ABjxW)
Yeah, fuck those guys. Doing it with WM, Target, CVS, Walgreens, etc, etc is much more likely to succeed.
Posted by: Ian S.
WTF does Musk, Gates, etc know about a testing plan?
Musk is a smart and innovative guy, but his main attribute (in my mind) is finding the right/smart people to make his ideas work.
Gates has his foundation working on a Malaria drug, but smashing mosquitoes and extracting it from their guts. A time consuming process, that has been going on FOR YEARS.
And now, back to reality.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (dmYb7)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2020 04:28 PM (PbpT7)
They're all political, science and medical is just where they assign the "smart" ones.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Fh8zY)
The nasty press people who hate him, are jamming Trump for a second
question, and their microphone gets cut off when he moves on to the next
question.
It's really a thing of beauty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)
yes. Deservedly so. and hilarious.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (Orx/W)
Their little minds are in overdrive.
I told you this would be the new bat they'd use after having broken the others.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (+fPHo)
+++++++++++++
It's the one discrete, obvious, provable failure in Trump's response. Everything else was correct and good. He and Pence fixed it (thus the industry roll-call and regulation-shredding), but it is the *one* thing they have to go on. They're gonna fuck that chicken until it is featherless and inside out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Richy Right Way at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (lfdhp)
Soros called and told them that they'd have to all work from home till April.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:29 PM (ldmQR)
Considering Italy's performance in WWII, this isn't a stunning revelation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (hLRSq)
"I know, right?!"
- - Romanians and Hungarians at Stalingrad
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)
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It's not that!
I missed Andrew Gillum's party!
Posted by: Barry O. at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (DuZls)
Bravo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (7WaWV)
They all think they are smarter than the last douche that tried a gotcha question. That shows the stupidity in the press.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (ldmQR)
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Of course! We have 330 million tests ready, with 10s of 1000s of hospital staff to administer the tests...all by Sunday! What a dumb you know what.
This is why I will never have one shred of respect for the "media." They are not the media in the literal sense. They are Democrat operatives and that is all.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Qf83p)
It's really a thing of beauty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:33 PM (sy5kK)
It really is. They want to get into a debate with Trump.
No dice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (NiFkv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (COzlW)
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This man has been the head of a government agency for 36 years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (2ApLc)
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (URVjl)
frustrating the press big time
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (CqE5x)
They are apparatchiks, nothing more.
They are operating according to their programming.
Like the NPC's they are.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (FVrDO)
In the back of a '67 Plymouth instead of a '60 Chevy, and she had mid-length chestnut hair, not long and black. But nice points, set way up high, and she was sweet. Her family moved away to Dallas that December.
Isn't this a Bob Seger song?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (L0EBd)
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
Pay per view.
National Debt eliminated.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (lfdhp)
Scarf Doctor explains AGAIN to the brain dead idiot reporters.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (eqpxU)
Italy definitely underperformed the other two Axis members. We need a "Hitler Finds Out The Italians Are Terrible" video.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (ZGrMX)
I want a Manhattan Project. One that brings back our manufacturing base to American soil and dismantles the fucking Chamber of Commers and globalists who sold it out decades ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)
They still go to a lab to be analyzed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
I'd so do a PPV for that. Could probably knock an awful lot off the deficit if all proceeds went that way.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8B6Ng)
Yes.
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (2oYEN)
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Dr. Quest depended on him.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (DuZls)
What kind of mouth breathing, window-licking jackass does that during a national crisis with an unprecedented response?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/VCg)
Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)
THAT explains it.
Posted by: Sponge
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Not the first time Trump has put her in her place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (G51Gf)
"Just to review one more time...."
that is doctor speak for YOU STUPID FOOL, EFFING LISTEN TO US THE FIRST TIME! WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: no good deed at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (MmFTx)
A point probably lost on most.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (gd9RK)
++++++++++++
She has been *very* impressive during this whole thing. I've got a bit of chubby for her, not gonna lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)
Why else would they keep badgering him about being tested?
They want him dead.
It's surreal to watch. They don't care. They are owning their vile selves on national tv.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (Vo68S)
None of my friends are without toilet paper, cleaning supplies, or food. The entire concept is bizarre - how could you ever run out of toilet paper or food basics, and why would you buy it during a crises when you have better things to do?
I can't imagine any of my friends using the crises to take any advantage. in fact we've been calling each other, and are neighbors, to make sure we all have everything we need.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (87i6C)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March
We should be finding ways to automate everything and do it here.
Start with ships and harvesting vegetables and fruits.
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (HALdu)
The Aldi in McKinney on Stacey Rd has been stripped almost bare except for frozen foods.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (SFOr6)
Found it. Her name's Yamiche Alcindor. She's on MSNBC all the time. I can't wait for her report today.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)
THAT explains it.
Posted by: Sponge
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Not the first time Trump has put her in her place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (G51Gf)
So, she likes to be put in her place....
Is she dating?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (sy5kK)
Chris Hayes March 13, 2020 <<
Hot tip for you Chrissie: Goldman Sachs and the big big banks and brokerage houses aren't run by people with J-school degrees. They look deeper than the latest tweet storm. And a sum of the IQ of five random Goldman Sachs executives is no doubt higher than the sum of IQs of all MSNBC on-air persons.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (G51Gf)
She's worried about the Strategic Doughnut Reserve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (pS94+)
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I saw her first!
Fight me!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (eqpxU)
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They were huddling in their safe spaces.
Too many bad orangeman bad words.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (8/7u2)
It is wonderful!
Posted by: batterup at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (j3npP)
++++++++++++
It's like he got six hours of sleep from the start of the presser to the end.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)
"Leading from behind" is how shit gets done!
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (DB16e)
Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Orx/W)
Just look at the camera and smile. Then do all ten of your fingers.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (+fPHo)
Raimindo
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: William Eaton at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (DY3v8)
(they're always demanding a Manhattan Project for something) consisting
of Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others to come up with a testing plan for
all.
============
This was the Fox Business panel. The CNN/MSDNC proposal would have been Gavin Newsome, Tank Abrams, Corey Booker, the kid who dances on bars in tranny taverns, Pete Buttigieg, and Hillary (for gravitas).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:34 PM (NVYyb)
************
Those clowns? ... seriously, that sounds like it could have come from the Onion. Abrams the romance writer...unbelievable.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
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That would be so awesome. I'm thinking of PJ Soles in Carrie when she gets smacked right in the face with the school's fire hose before hitting the ground.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)
completely redo our public education
the root of the evil
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
Yes. Someone did ask him what enchanted him about working on the coronavirus.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Vo68S)
We really need to go there?!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (AMIL/)
Probably also true of the IQ of five random inmates of the local primate enclosure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (eqpxU)
Dr. Fauci was appointed Director of NIAID in 1984.
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This man has been the head of a government agency for 36 years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - WE'RE ALL GONNA BUY!!! at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (2ApLc)
_________
It's good to be King of your own Little Empire in a non-monarchy, no malarkey bandana republic.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (URVjl)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (2oYEN)
No, make the cruise industry pay for the evacs and quarantines
Posted by: CN at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)
Suddenly, I'm sexually attracted to Dr Birx.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)
She is firmly in the One territory.
She probably knows things.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headlines at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (ldmQR)
This guy has been attacked like no other president in modern times. 10x more.
My family used to do this shit to me - they would attack and attack and attack, and if I got aggravated and talked with a tone, they would call me "aggressive."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (LWu6U)
The Aldi in McKinney on Stacey Rd has been stripped almost bare except for frozen foods.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (yX09K)
In my area, the Tom Thumb and Kroger have long lines and no water.
I'm told the Sprouts up the street is not busy and has everything available.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:36 PM (pS94+)
completely redo our public education
the root of the evil
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)
Well, that is actually a tougher nut to crack. Like going after the Alien in her egg lair.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (M+Lyo)
He's the FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, not the CEO of Wallgreens
Christ on a cracker...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (MVR7y)
They were reliably telling us that we should just install Biden as President now yesterday, since the economy was permanently ruined.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (PHotS)
Great question. If your IQ is hovering around room temperature.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
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I'd be happy if they just turned on the lawn sprinklers.
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (+fPHo)
"Pfft!"
- - Hillary and Bill
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (pS94+)
Mussolini made the ventilators run on time.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (FTlwv)
Ok. I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: batterup at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (sy5kK)
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++++
Huh, interesting. I just realized that Navarro isn't wrong, and hasn't been this whole time. Someone has been gaslighting her by showing her Obama-era speeches through a photo-negative filter.
It all makes sense now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (LWu6U)
It's surreal to watch. They don't care. They are owning their vile selves on national tv.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)
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If he did test himself, it would be "what we get for having a President that only cares about whether he's healthy or not".
They will have *something*. Whatever he does. And if the reporters don't think of it, the HQ at the DNC will.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Indian Journalist at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (G51Gf)
I can understand that. You need water . I've alway kept a bottle in my car to use after leaving locations I've visited.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Vo68S)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (lfdhp)
And stay away from people who are sick.
Product of the latest, most intensive research ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (eqpxU)
Is it me, or is the Surgeon General missing from this event?
He's not very impressive, in my opinion.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (L0EBd)
Bolsonaro was not positive for COVID-19
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (msY5z)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (DY3v
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You tell your dad to try draggin' Walton up and down the court for forty-eight minutes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
"Okay Swami, get me a Slurpee. 32 ounces!"
- - President Joe Rutabaga
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (JRaU+)
"The only people that can handle this kind of crisis is Big Government led by a Democrat. Republicans are only interested in Big Business and Don't Care if you die. Elect [fill in the blank.]"
Posted by: shibumi at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
He's an old dude.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (lfdhp)
Just now are they getting it.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (87i6C)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (2oYEN)
Jim Roberts will have a "lost weekend" of drugs and alcohol, to mask the pain of the largest one day gain in the Dow Jones history.
Posted by: Redenzo
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HoneyHammock is out on bail and ready to wail!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Next question at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (ufFY8)
Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:32 PM (11H2y)
Can I tell you I am by no means wealthy but I would pay a LOT to see that?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:35 PM (Vo68S)
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I'd be happy if they just turned on the lawn sprinklers.
Posted by: Boots at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (oGBso)
Just hold up a cross, or garlic even.
They'll shriek and run in horror. Some will melt.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:42 PM (Izzlo)
A thread winning candidate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (IE6hp)
It just cracks me up.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Indian Journalist at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (DY3v8)
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
The animal house quote is always the proper response to Navarro.
Fat, drunk and stupid
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Same on water at some Houston grocery stores, I don't get it. Who thinks municipal water systems are going to shut down because of coronavirus???
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (Orx/W)
Another thing, why the obsession with hand sanitizer? Anyone ever use soap?"
Because unlike just washing your hands, you can dramatically slop it on in public and make vigorus motions and smell up the room to signal how SCHMAAAAT and IMPORTANT and RESPONSIBLE you are.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (wiXsO)
@marthamaccallum
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"
"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Today the stock market had it's largest point gain in history.
Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: burn the boats,we stay at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (WX+x0)
I can understand that. You need water . I've alway kept a bottle in my car to use after leaving locations I've visited.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
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I guess that also explains the bottled water craze.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters
Well, eventually.
But apparently not today. The apocalypse has been postponed....again.
SMOD, where are you when we need you?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (2oYEN)
About a third of what took two weeks to lose is gained in an afternoon.
If it drops again, it's definitely a Soros scheme.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (datdl)
I officially have a major headache...
@marthamaccallum
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami
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How does she know they weren't tested?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)
Well, now it's up to Blue State Governors to do everything they can to cause Massive Layoffs.
That's what Democrats and Fake News want.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (XN+73)
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We're all going to die someday.
What matters is where you end up afterwards.
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (RU4sa)
Show up and say, "That's all I have for you today. The Secret service will escort me out now. All the doors except the one behind are locked. That one will be locked upon my departure. If you try to storm it, we have live rounds. Good evening."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (2Mnv1)
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCEU2)
But what about the riveting Formula E?
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: redridinghood
Cavuto has become a bit of a pain in the ass.
Send him a tube of Preparation H. Maybe he will go away.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (vcOmj)
Those tweets are the same thing the CCP is doing. A different line for whatever the reality is.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (87i6C)
Y'all are watching this. Has there been 1 positive comment from the press corps?
Posted by: tubal at March 13, 2020 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
Yes. Someone did ask him what enchanted him about working on the coronavirus.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (Vo68S)
_________
Another asked if it was true that inside the White House he's referred to as Donny Two Flushes and, if true, is it boxers or briefs around his ankles?
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (URVjl)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (datdl)
"I write a TV episode and submit for your approval."
- - Rod Serling
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (pS94+)
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Because hand sanitizer *sanitizes*.
Soap just soaps. You never hear about a doctor "soaping", do you?
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Just now are they getting it.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
SHOOT THE DUDE!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (rJ+OJ)
@marthamaccallum
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
Is she still wearing her Democrat white suit, like she did during the State of the Union, like the other Democrat women did?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (sy5kK)
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami
What the fuck do you want them to do?
Bubbles for everyone!
Vapid cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, America. We -well, more specifically, those who voted for him -chose a hell of a bad time to elect an inept narcissist as President.
Leadership, or lack thereof, at the top matters. Every time this guy opens his mouth, he makes things worse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
The stupidest thing we ever did was let her fat ass into the country. She is single-handedly dragging down the average IQ in the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (lfdhp)
Draw your own conclusions.
She'sa crazy.
Posted by: eleven at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (QLPEO)
stocks of big American companies right before the close. Astonishing"
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So, raising stock prices are a bad thing Mr. Hayes? Oh, and I capitalized America for you.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (vEZXe)
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
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LOLGF, Martha. Do you want people to get shit done or not? Oh, no? Your hysterical panic-mongering didn't merit a response? Then why did you do it? Oh, so you *do* think it merited a response? Interesting.
Why don't you sit down and shut the fuck up while you think about what you've done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)
Fact.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Last of the Mohicans at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Redenzo
It can be inspiring.
Posted by: Lloyd Cole at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hLRSq)
If I don't have a car then I can't run you down, which fate you richly deserve, asshat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan
LOL
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)
The odds are with you. You'll get even better odds if you do the math and plug in the fact that you're not a celebrity.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (xSo9G)
the root of the evil
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:39 PM (vEIlU)
We don't need the schools anymore thanks to the schools showing us that online learning works fine because of the virus.
Thanks education!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)
F-1 is cancelled until May.
I haz a sad
Posted by: Skip
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It's worse than that.
May has been canceled until August.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
She's not fat. She's food insecure. Extremely insecure.
Nah, I can't do it. Yeah, she's fat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)
I'm already sick of the phrase, "social distancing."
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
THIS. Another idiot corporate nonsense phrase.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo .(not Fredo!) at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (LilNs)
Isn't this a Bob Seger song?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020
*
*
Which was why, when that song came out about 5 years later, I LOL'd.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (pS94+)
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I renounce Soros and all of his schemes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Emmie at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (m9o4c)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (L78vw)
I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (JoUsr)
What do you mean, that was some of my best work!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (xSo9G)
The day just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (whGSy)
Why don't you sit down and shut the fuck up while you think about what you've done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (hYcqw)
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I'll sneeze in her face. The bitch!
I hate all MSM.
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (IE6hp)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)
Maybe there's a bull elephant seal on the HQ.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (E2o2V)
There it is.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (4c12c)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)
"No!"
- - Little Big Gulp Loveless
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)
How does it help me to play gotcha questions and question if the President is being a hypocrite. Fuck off.
Why didnt anyone ask if the virus follows the same pathology as the normal flu where it becomes less transmissible in warmer climates?
Why didnt anyone ask if we're overusing hand sanitizer and should stick to soap and water to prevent superbacteria mutations?
Why didnt anyone ask if theres a specific age range of people most susceptible to the virus so they can exercise more diligence? Is it 50, is it 60?
Fuck off straight to hell, assholes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From LOLGF at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Most Kroger's sell Glacier and they should have outdoor vending machines.
It's tap water filtered seven times. They never run out.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (0S1xB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)
...
I am also unclear about whether I pay at the first or second window.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Toad-O at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (cct0t)
BAAAAAACCCHHHHH!
She looks like Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (dKiJG)
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They would inject him with it if they could get close enough to it without contaminating their own stupid selves.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (DuZls)
Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)
I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)
But I don't think he's personally responsible for my health.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nah, I can't do it. Yeah, she's fat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (eqpxU)
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FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)
Sad wews everyone!
Breaking Fake News!
George RR Martin has just said, due to Wuhan Virus fears, he will not be finishing his Fire and Ice book series.
(not really)
(He wasn't gonna finish it, anyway)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (L0EBd)
The day just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (whGSy)
I saw that and had the same reaction. Who would've guessed this is how the Iranian regime collapses?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (NVYyb)
You know this is happening.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)
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*rolls eyes*
They'll tell you.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:41 PM (L78vw)
In addition, though I wash my hands every time I hit the head, I frequently use hand sanitizer at my desk in the workplace as I'm frequently handling door knobs, touching keyboards and mice, etc.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (neifc)
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (4c12c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DY3v8)
530 Stay Alive, wherever you are I will find you!!!!
Posted by: Last of the Mohicans at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (r+sAi)
Can we start chipping these bastards so when the Time of Dispensing Just Desserts comes we can locate them and get down to business without delay?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (pNxlR)
My church just cancelled service through March.
I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (nNEcr)
It's insane. My church wants everyone to "spread out" between pews on Sunday, and no shaking hands, etc. Also, there will be no passing of the collection plates. They'll be on a table.
We have ZERO coronavirus here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)
Serious question about drive-thru testing: what if your electric vehicle runs out of juice and you have to push it through the testing site?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (eqpxU)
I don't even know what that means.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo
Be better, Chris. Be better.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (PD1/H)
She looks like the hippo character from that Zoo cartoon movie with the penguins......
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)
More Breaking Fake News!
The Funeral for the esteemed John McCain will be suspended due to Wuhan Flu concerns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (L0EBd)
471 Rumors are that Inslee will up the declaration of a State of
Emergency in WA in the next 48 hours, ordering businesses closed and
travel ceased.
Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)
I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)
A motion to burn Inslee at the stake is made. Do we have a second?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Emmie at March 13, 2020 04:48 PM (m9o4c)
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This is the horde, Emmie. Embrace the power of and.
It was a seriously stupid question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (hYcqw)
Isn't the next democrat debate on Sunday? They are going to try and work this in to the debate.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (datdl)
Martha shut up and show us your tits.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (KNsKs)
LOL, we males are so simple.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (COzlW)
You know this is happening.
Posted by: TexasDan
And will it be open 24 hours?
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/vxysart
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Maybe they live in Horseshoe Bay or something.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Hit Song Meth, Meth Baby by Andrew Gillum at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (hLRSq)
Be better, Chris. Be better.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (yX09K)
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That's like the N-word of people who can't be better!
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (eqpxU)
My church just cancelled service through March.
I'm so annoyed right now, during swine flu no one batted an eye.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
This disease is massively more infectious than H1N1. It's infectious from BREATH (not cough or sneeze) for 3 hours in the air and 3 days on surfaces.
It's not very dangerous to most of the population but deadly to a small subset.
These two factors combined is why things are shutting down. Once we are all infected and recover, then things should be relatively safe unless the reinfection incidents seen elsewhere are for real.
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: grease nuts at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (HVMmF)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (datdl)
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami
Less than 500 so everything's cool.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (L78vw)
If he had taken the test one of them would have accused him of being selfish and not letting a trans gendered Muslim black woman use it instead.
They are destroying whatever little credibility they had.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
You know this is happening.
Posted by: TexasDan
You want fires with that?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mayor Bloombucks at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)
Too much fat and high cholesterol.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
I picked up the menu, decided what I wanted, and used hand sanitizer to clean my hands. (And I offered her mine too).
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
Should've told her that she can get an IQ test right now if she wants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (E2o2V)
I don't call them presstitutes for nothing.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (4c12c)
Put them in little glass cubicle, with a little hamster feeder. You ask a decent question, you get a food pellet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (XN+73)
@marthamaccallum
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
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Ok, I had to look at her Twitter feed and am glad to see they are calling her out on Twitter
https://tinyurl.com/vxsoknx
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (wiXsO)
Fact.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2020 04:47 PM (koNhm)
It's got what plants crave!
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (CLteG)
The presstitutes should get themselves infected and go around breathing on people. Maybe they can rent hotel rooms and offer free meth, booze, and 2 hole bedroom golf.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (4c12c)
Posted by: Tomorrow's headline at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (yL25O)
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*rolls eyes*
They'll tell you.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 04:50 PM (DuZls)
...
but what if I drive past the first window and the next guy pulls forward too and I can't back up?
I'm going to need corona testing and my anxiety meds at the same time.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (yL25O)
FACT: one Ana Navarro could feed a homeless family of four for a week.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)
Show her a flensing knife and she'll play possum, which is a heretofore unknown coping mechanism for whales.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (pNxlR)
ago. She went to the ladies room to wash her hands, came back and
picked up the menu...which is really germy.
I picked up the menu, decided what I wanted, and used hand sanitizer to clean my hands. (And I offered her mine too).
Posted by: vivi at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (11H2y)
She probably touched the bathroom door handle on the way out, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2020 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
I was practicing social distancing back when nobody ever heard of it!
Posted by: joncelli in annoying hipster mode at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (RD7QR)
No cars, eh?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (puu6v)
Breaking News:
Heaven just called and said they won't be admitting any new Souls for the next 3 weeks. The recently departed will be asked to remain in Purgatory until then.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (L0EBd)
Posted by: Joe Biden
====================
OK, I LOL'd. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (Rz36l)
Posted by: grease nuts at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (HVMmF)
It couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of assholes.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (87i6C)
Holy Crap MSNBC is really ginning up the scare
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
They always do.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2020 04:30 PM (Vo68S)
They need to put in an immediate order to Acme for a bigger Slingshot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)
The next Dem coronavirus bill will have money to buy cars for the poor so they can get tested.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)
Too much fat and high cholesterol.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Low in carbs, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (PD1/H)
Prepare your anus.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)
I'm in favor of burning Inslee at the stake. Just in case it helps.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (87i6C)
Watching Inslee live right now on local TV, with professionals around him, it looks like me playing against starting NBA players.
It is that test, "which one is not like the others"?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (sy5kK)
"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"
"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)
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Nicolle Wallace on MSLSD said that those reporters had to labor under very difficult circumstances, with the President even calling one question nasty.
I'm not kidding.
I guess the White House Correspondents Association needs to start awarding Purple Hearts to journalists that get bruised egos or are called names when dealing with evil Trump.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:53 PM (bDqIh)
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That's what I said.
Posted by: Greta at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (DuZls)
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good way to set the right example?
Her concern is so, so ... genuine!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (pNxlR)
Serious question about drive-thru testing; what happens if I go to give the window cashier my money and it drops between the window and my car door with no room to open it?
Posted by: El Kabong
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Hasn't that ever happened to you at a fast-food drive-thru?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (G51Gf)
@andicanderson
·
14m
Replying to
@marthamaccallum
I've social distanced myself from watching your show everyday...
Take that, Martha.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (BsCoj)
They laugh at deadly virus's there.
Acosta should wear a barrel.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (4c12c)
The old ways are the best ways.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (LwB8i)
I'm not kidding.
...
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (AMIL/)
++++++++++++++
Pro tip for the press whores: don't start none, won't be none.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (gd9RK)
I don't think so.
I said something similar about AOC a couple threads ago.
Bewbs, man.
Boobs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (eqpxU)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)
How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)
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The *government* should *pay* for their cahs!
Posted by: Bernie at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (PD1/H)
Too much fat and high cholesterol.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Low in carbs, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 13, 2020 04:54 PM (PD1/
How long could she fast before running out of her built-in food supply?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
"Mr. President, can you tell us what you're doing about the corona virus?"
"WTF do you think we've BEEN doing, nitwit?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (eqpxU)
He needs bouncers and a trebuchet to expel such dolts. What say you, horde?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (pNxlR)
Jim Roberts: "Serious question: What about people who fear needles, huh? Also, what about people who have already died from cancer?"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (bDqIh)
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)
It's all kneejerk.
Whatabout....!!!????
Mentally deficient.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)
First, trying to figure out which end of the microphone to talk into, and second, fighting the urge to fellate it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (eqpxU)
Replying to @marthamaccallum and @brianstelter
You'd think they would wipe the reporters' communal microphone down too.
The press, ever vigilant against risks to themselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (hYcqw)
Here's a Powerline Week in Pictures preview with an emphasis on terlit paper:
https://tinyurl.com/vxysart
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2020 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Highly recommended. Especially the final pic.
Posted by: Mayor Bloombucks at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (COzlW)
True?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 13, 2020 04:18 PM (y1UMU)
I would pay to watch that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (miJU3)
They laugh at deadly virus's there.
Acosta should wear a barrel.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (4c12c)
He'll be wearing a 14 year old.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Aren't we supposed to be 'social distancing'? Seeing all these folks
so close together at the WH seems to send the wrong message. I
understand the desire to stay calm and not panic, but it would be a good
way to set the right example?
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)
She's hawking a book about her brave uncle who died on Iwo Jima at 19.
How ashamed would he be of her? What a princess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (LwB8i)
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True.
Posted by: Mediaeval Barber at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (neifc)
People who don't have cars should get a job.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (E2o2V)
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The *government* should *pay* for their cahs!
Posted by: Bernie
The worst part about this is that the one CEO was all about going to people's homes if they couldn't drive. It's like they just didn't bother listening at all. I know---shocker!
Posted by: imp at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (SFOr6)
Wasn't she the one that wanted to suck Michael Avenetti's dick a couple of years ago on national TV?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Prometheus at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)
Call Uber, jerk!
F'ing media lived down to my expectations of them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (BiNEL)
Beautiful how people are capturing these idiots and pushing it right back at them.
They won't stop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
NEW : CBS News has confirmed that the State Department hauled in the Chinese ambassador for claims the foreign ministry made that the coronavirus may have originated with the US military. 1/
Foreign ministry spokes person @zlj517 has been retweeting "articles" that claim the virus might have started in the US, possibly on a military base. The State Department suommoned the Chinese ambassador to express its displeasure. 2/
The Chinese ambassador met with the deputy sec for East Asia David Stilwell, who sources say "gave a very stern representation of the facts to the Ambo" who they characterized as being "very defensive." Am told there were no threats, just "frank diplomatic discourse." 3/
State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)
What if I get done at the window and as I drive away I look in the bag and my extra chalupa is missing. Do I have to wait in line while my food gets cold?
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (4c12c)
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She doesn't know what "labor" even means.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March
you think a family of four is going to eat 300 lbs in a week?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
We were in a grocery store this morning when a pallet of the store's generic brand TP was brought down the aisle.
You know the type: RRA (raw red asshole) TP. I larfed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (pNxlR)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:40 PM (cF8AT)
How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
Don't be a scold, that was comedy gold
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)
...
Ask your friend.
OH WAIT
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (yL25O)
Serious question about drive-thru testing: What happens if you're on
HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.? Will you run train tracks through the testing
center?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (eqpxU)
No man. I'll just get a chain, and give Corn Pop a piece of my mind!My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (ufFY8)
Jim Roberts (@nycjim)
you just know he was going to call out racism because they are racists at heart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (YncIt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)
Careful, it's a doggy dog world out there.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (neifc)
My Wife's hospital doesn't have any
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (dKiJG)
Whatabout....!!!????
Mentally deficient.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:57 PM (vEIlU)
Had a basketball coach in high school.
His response to shit like that was "We're not playin' no fucking WHAT IF games."
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (pS94+)
There's a reason that "Pestilence" is one of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse - when things get bad enough for societies to collapse, it always shows up.
And I want to be clear, WE won't collapse - we've got good leadership, good hygiene, and good procedures in place. We'll be fine.
Iran has none of those things - Iran is finished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)
https://www.seattletimes.com/education-lab/
inslee-announces-all-washington-
k-12-schools-to-close-in-an-effort-to-
slow-the-spread-of-coronavirus/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)
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Communists lie like a Democrat!
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (DuZls)
you think a family of four is going to eat 300 lbs in a week?
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (HALdu)
Wow. You're being nice.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 13, 2020 04:55 PM (BsCoj)
Peter Weiner?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (kw5n8)
NEW : CBS News has confirmed that the State Department hauled in the Chinese ambassador for claims the foreign ministry made that the coronavirus may have originated with the US military. 1/
Foreign ministry spokes person @zlj517 has been retweeting "articles" that claim the virus might have started in the US, possibly on a military base. The State Department suommoned the Chinese ambassador to express its displeasure. 2/
The Chinese ambassador met with the deputy sec for East Asia David Stilwell, who sources say "gave a very stern representation of the facts to the Ambo" who they characterized as being "very defensive." Am told there were no threats, just "frank diplomatic discourse." 3/
State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."
Jail his ass, that;s what the chicoms do
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (ZCEU2)
678 Does no one remember the studies a few years ago that said hand sanitizer did bupkis?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)
Not true! Overuse leads to dry and cracked skin on the hands!
And it's a GREAT firestarting aid!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (HALdu)
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That's Russian bot propaganda, son!
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (DuZls)
I said something similar about AOC a couple threads ago.
Bewbs, man.
Boobs.
Yeah, that started my head scratching.
Sorry, dude, I'd been reading the nic with the wrong emphasis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (gd9RK)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (kw5n
There is a urologist in my town named that. I am not kidding
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)
======================
Would you PLEASE StFU?
Posted by: The Makers of Purell at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Milk & Bread languishing on the shelf at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (yL25O)
As Adam Baldwin tweeted in response, "The walls are closing in again!" LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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True.
Posted by: Mediaeval Barber
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Theodoric of York! Haven't heard from you in forever!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)
What if I get done at the window and as I drive away I look in the bag and my extra chalupa is missing. Do I have to wait in line while my food gets cold?
Never leave the window without checking. They fuck you in the drive-through.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM (M+Lyo)
++++++++++++++
I agree that it was pretty cold. I myself would never be so bold.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March
meh, we get to hear what he says, he does not think so much
Posted by: not so at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (HALdu)
State officials say the action was taken to send a signal. "We wanted to put the government on notice we won't tolerate it for the good of the Chinese people and the world."
Jail his ass, that;s what the chicoms do
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Give him a helicopter ride home.
"He slipped ... "
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)
That's called an aptronym.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (LwB8i)
Posted by: Socratease at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (E2o2V)
Careful, it's a doggy dog world out there.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (aS1PU)
He should of bought some last week.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (NWiLs)
Beautiful how people are capturing these idiots and pushing it right back at them.
They won't stop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
Could it be that some in the bureaucracy are becoming aware that the president is not the man gossip made him out to be?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (lfdhp)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (pMGkg)
You know the type: RRA (raw red asshole) TP. I larfed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 04:59 PM
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That happened to me at Sams this morning. Went early to beat the insane crowd and saw a guy stocking two pallets of TP of a brand I had never seen before at Sams. Some kind of orange and white package. I didn't buy any but I told him they would be gone in an hour.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (JUOKG)
Wow - wait until the kids do the math and figure out summer break will now be about 2.5 weeks. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (L78vw)
How many times does this have to be stated? People are not panic buy tp because they think it deters the virus. They are panic buying because of being scared of being quarantined for long periods of time.
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
Then order the shit from Amazon when you get quarantined.
Use *YOUR* head.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Wasn't that a song ?
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)
I asked him his professional opinion, was coronavirus the real deal and was all the fuss and panic warranted. He replied "Yes". What I got from him was, it's serious, we need to take it seriously NOW, because when the virus peaks in the population it will happen fast and in a big way and we need to be ready.
Posted by: DB- just DB. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
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But it's funnier that way.
Just like when I tell people there are other beers.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (DuZls)
So people are buying the stores out of TP and canned goods, but not soap and cleaning products.
Sounds cromulent.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2020 05:03 PM (lfdhp)
++++++++++
If he were who they said he was, the camps not only would have been built, they'd already be closed down by now, having done the job for which they were intended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (hYcqw)
It's strictly a mob mentality purchase.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (L78vw)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
As loud as she was stupid.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Wasn't that a song ?
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2020 05:04 PM (arJlL)
The Hollies, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (NWiLs)
Turn your wheel and cough.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: damn. use yer head at March 13, 2020 04:56 PM (/LQkF)
There's a line to get tested for the virus but there's also a line to get a friggin' sense of humor right next to it.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (eqpxU)
I have no patience with people who don't keep adequate amounts of toilet paper.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)
We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX
++++++++++++++
Put a nail in it, folks. Danny-boy just provided the default response to all questions about anyone in the press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)
They are the shits
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Weinstein Out on Bail at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (eqpxU)
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Or what if, you know, you can't roll it down?
Should I die because I can't roll my window down!
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (DuZls)
OMG can you believe that Trump had all these people gather together
during this crisis MSNBC yes this was said, Fuck these scare mongers. If
Obama was in office I wouldn't want him tested because if he does test
positive, then you will Really see some panic.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)
I like the single microphone that was shared.
Lick it, reporters.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY8)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac
ahem
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Not nice, honey. Be better.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)
We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY
We do keep a supply, just as we do with food. Still, last week a picked up an extra bundle, because I was seeing this coming.
Still, I did not fill a shopping cart. I grabbed one bundle.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (dNzKv)
I was in the local grocery on Monday and there was a woman with 4 24pack rolls in line in front of me.
Anyone who thinks they are going to be quarantined so long they will need almost 100 rolls of toilet paper is an idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Not nice, honey. Be better.
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (nRWPy)
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (vEIlU)
Had a basketball coach in high school.
His response to shit like that was "We're not playin' no fucking WHAT IF games."
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Every now and again one of my scouts tries to "what if" or "I've done that once already" in matters of advancement. I quash that real quick with, "Mr. Krebs doesn't entertain advancement attorneys - now do what your youth leader or I asked you to do."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (pNxlR)
Lick it, reporters.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM
I laughed at that too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Yeah, I can think of two:
- Whether there is an ETA from the retailers about restocking paper and soap products
- What coordination is ongoing with the European authorities
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
You're good.
Men's anus' can't get pregnant.
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (neifc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)
Is this now a pants on situation?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (datdl)
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Wow. That's a remarkable feat!
Hurts my head to think about it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dKiJG)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac
ahem
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)
nurse, that was actually kinda creative. gotta give Insom props.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)
I just got an email from my favorite wine and liquor store. Their epidemiologists assured me that they are taking all precautions.
But more important...they are still delivering (for free with a $50 purchase), so until they run out of booze I am fine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:05 PM (nRWPy)
We always have a sufficient supply.
At least a 45-roll package in reserve at all times. LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:06 PM (ufFY
We do keep a supply, just as we do with food. Still, last week a picked up an extra bundle, because I was seeing this coming.
Still, I did not fill a shopping cart. I grabbed one bundle.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher at March 13, 2020 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)
same
I just grabbed an extra one on a day I ran in for something else.
I think it is the larger families that are worried.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)
Is this now a pants on situation?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)
Every troll is going to descend upon us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dNzKv)
How big was her butt?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
Only when Mollie tweets the blog. You don't want to embarrass her.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (datdl)
If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
How we would know the difference, absent direct physical inspection...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (NWiLs)
Is this now a pants on situation?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM (nNEcr)
Nood!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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"If it hasn't been said already"? Dawg, it's been DONE already!
Posted by: RKae at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (erEY1)
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If it hasn't been said already, Chris Hayes needs to be castrated, so no more of his DNA gets into the population.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:08 PM
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His dna is going in neither the right gender nor orifice for progeny to be a danger.
Posted by: irright at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (pMGkg)
Yes, twitter is for f*gs and I'm covered in glitter.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (datdl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
Bow chicka WOW-wow.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (dKiJG)
Dunno, but he could encourage the inventors to offer non-exclusive licenses to the technology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (eqpxU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (d7Ww2)
nurse, you should view that appropriation as tribute!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 13, 2020 05:12 PM (BiNEL)
But I don't keep 40 or 50 rolls. In normal life, that's silly. We don't have a basement and that kind of storage space.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
desk said just use soap and water.....And no, we don't check to see if
you have taken our TP....
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:10 PM
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People are going to start stealing TP from our VFW, I just know they are.
Heck they steal light bulbs from us from the patio deck and the fishing pier already, so TP is going to be next. It got so bad we switched the ceiling fans on the patio out for LED units because light bulbs were coming up missing all of the time.
I am going to have to lock that $hit up.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (eqpxU)
@TomBossert
.@realDonaldTrump #Coronavirus press conference: Good tone; look after the most vulnerable. Very strong leadership; waiving red tape & making assistance available. Very wise to bring in the private sector and remind us to continue interventions with closures and cancellations.
Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (cF8AT)
I like the single microphone that was shared.
Lick it, reporters.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY
Trump ought to have made licking the mike a requirement before they could ask their question. If they objected, his rejoinder could easily have been, "Why not? You had no problem kissing Barack's ass."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 05:13 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (d/STv)
What's this? The chinks are gloating that they can deprive us of our medicine?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 13, 2020 05:11 PM (903QB)
not a good idea to poke the Trump bear.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2020 05:14 PM (l6b3d)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous ACME contraptions,
Or to take arms against a wily coyote,
And by opposing end them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 13, 2020 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
/hand sanitizer-dripping golf clap
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 13, 2020 05:15 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 13, 2020 05:17 PM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2020 05:18 PM (msY5z)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2020 05:23 PM (neifc)
OH NOES! Juan's favorite Manhattan restaurant is going to be closed for two weeks!
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We need a Manhattan Project to take care of that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2020 05:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dave G at March 13, 2020 05:26 PM (iIsJg)
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at March 13, 2020 05:27 PM (x6XkS)
Posted by: politic uber alles at March 13, 2020 05:28 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: rayra at March 13, 2020 05:29 PM (Pgsaa)
Holding a short over this weekend would be insanely risky so most shorts would have planned on covering today. But the last time Trump spoke he announced a travel ban that crashed the market so they stayed in to see what he said. When the speech turned out to be a nothingburger they all had to buy at once.
Just MHO.
Posted by: schizoid at March 13, 2020 05:32 PM (5fifH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2020 04:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
He is personally responsible for financial losses we have experienced, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2020 05:37 PM (miJU3)
We are living 1984.
This is Newspeak.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 13, 2020 06:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Haas Racing at March 13, 2020 06:35 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 13, 2020 06:37 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at March 13, 2020 07:24 PM (Lxxwf)
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 09:10 PM (X5CsJ)
By 4 EDT, Biden was still a loser.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2020 09:12 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Phil Carson at March 13, 2020 09:21 PM (wD6gy)
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