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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:00 PM (hYcqw) 2
Yeah why aren't you drinking expensive tequila in Chinese restaurants people?
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (Z7lwY) 3
yeah get me on a tour so I can feed Those monkees.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (FVrDO) 5
I sang and sang all day but the market still touched my retirement portfolio in its no no square.
*sob* Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (+dsLj) 6
We can't get all of our manufacturing out of China fast enough.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:02 PM (fplpN) 7
In fairness, everyone hates the Slavic Master Race.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:03 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:03 PM (aKgvL) 9
Hope those monkees don't touch their faces!
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T) 10
power did not go out in Wuhan
hasn't gone out in Italy people need to panic better panic better, people Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (G546f) 11
oh, sure. Like an average man/woman on the street does not know it's f'ing CHina that is responsible.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq) 12
Since Jimmy Acosta believes we're all racist I guess there would be no further harm in pummeling him with a cricket bat
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp) 13
One monkey is awful. Many manys of monkeys is unspeakable.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Qf83p) 14
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1) 15
in this world gone mad, WE won't spank the monkey . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ykYG2) 16
Hope those monkees don't touch their faces!
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T) Just their feces. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Uu+Jp) 17
No skill sets and no stock of ammo. You have a set of knees and a purty mouth?
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ABjxW) 18
I can't boycott Chinese restaurants because of the Wuhan flu because I have been boycotting them for years due being dirty, cold, tasteless, and expensive cat meat.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (fplpN) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc) 20
"If this comes down to every man for himself that would really suck for me. I have no skill sets."
When the burning times come, the soyboy and fratboy douchebag Congressional aides will be the first to be enslaved. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (SgjGX) 21
And you know who else thought the Slavs were untermenschen who must be purged? That's right, you guessed it: Ted McGinley.
The guy from Married with Children? Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1) 22
crap ten more seconds of Samantha Bee. I have now watched her for 35 seconds of my life than I will never get back.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (n13/j) 23
I just got back from Atlanta. The whole country is going insane, and Erick Errorson is full of shit.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (Tnijr) 24
So we're all still alive, right?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (j3npP) 25
Shock, shock, shock
Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey Shock, shock, shock Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq) 26
Just wondering if the rival gangs of monkeys have names? You know, like Sharks and Jets. Or perhaps Rhesii and Macaques.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i) 27
I guess playing "Chopsticks" at flu funeral isn't a good look.
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Y274z) 28
I hate fucking rampaging monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk) 29
Are we in Armageddon right now or is this just the countdown?
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (GLtAj) 30
Seriously, isn't this spin just propaganda from the Chicoms? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc) Are you suggesting that our media betters are bought and paid for by the chicoms? HOW DARE YOU. Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1) 31
Natalie Johnson has nothing to worry about. She'll have plenty of guys sharing their skill sets with her, myself included.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (hdBIW) 32
When the burning times come, the soyboy and fratboy douchebag Congressional aides will be the first to be enslaved. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (SgjGX) The lamentations have to come from someone. Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ABjxW) 33
One monkey is awful. Many manys of monkeys is
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM FIFY. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz) 34
I hate fucking rampaging monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk) You should stop, then. Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1) 35
I've been avoiding Chinese restaurants for years, too many carbs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (FVrDO) 36
Question for liberals: is it racist NOT to get the Wuhan Flu? If they don't have it, it proves they are avoiding Chinese, thus PROVING they are Teh Rayciss.
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ZCiJZ) 37
Guy in my fish wrap today:
"To all you progressives saying we need to bring back civility and re-unite the nation, you've been calling me names for 40 years." Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (ptqGC) 38
I hate fucking rampaging monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk) That's what roofies are for. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (hdBIW) 39
29 Are we in Armageddon right now or is this just the countdown?
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (GLtAj) #twoweeks Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ABjxW) 40
Again, mass panic, media and rumor induced: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8106551 They cleaned out the grocery stores in Manhattan. A rumor got started that "They're gonna quarantine NYC!!111!!". This is weapons grade stupidity. It's time to shut down social media and other sources of woo-woo misinformation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (f1Vqw) 41
Thought you said Wampum.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ZQR/T) 42
Is ace's Ace-Endorsed Barrel full of these kind of monkeys? Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (/+bwe) 43
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And you know who else thought the Slavs were untermenschen who must be purged? That's right, you guessed it: Ted McGinley. The guy from Married with Children? Posted by: Sponge He prefers to be known for his more prestigious oeuvre, Revenge of the Nerds. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (MVjcR) 45
All the monkeys were Kung Flu Fighting! Those chimps were fast as lightning It was a little bit frightening They fought with expert timing Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk) 46
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL) 47
Just wondering if the rival gangs of monkeys have names? You know, like Sharks and Jets. Or perhaps Rhesii and Macaques.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:05 PM (T6t7i) ........ The Ooo-oohs and the Eee-eehs? And do they get tats? Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (v0R5T) 48
Are we in Armageddon right now or is this just the countdown? This is what happens when we cater to the mentally ill for 4+ years and don't say "Trump won. Get over it you simpering little sore loser assholes." Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCiJZ) 49
Steiner...he will come!
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Y274z) Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (m45I2) 51
He prefers to be known for his more prestigious oeuvre, Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:07 PM (T6t7i) We've GOT BUSH!!!! Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1) 52
I watched Samantha Bee for a whole minute which felt like 10 years so thats more time than you that Ill never get back.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (+dsLj) 53
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1) 55
Hi Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT) 56
Ive seen worse monkey fights at my local Chuckie Cheese
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (6/uwW) 57
Ya know. The weird thing is there's utterly no panic at all where I am. (Austin)
Where is all this panic happening? Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p) 58
I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be huge.
And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr) 59
Hi Ladyl!
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (MVjcR) 60
How About a Solid Two Minutes of the Media Saying "China's
Coronavirus" or "Wuhan Virus" Before a Medley of Them Lecturing Us That We're Racists? We was just talking about this in the last thread Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (3ji9r) 61
>>>They cleaned out the grocery stores in Manhattan. A rumor got started that "They're gonna quarantine NYC!!111!!".
The vegan food aisle was untouched. Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (ABjxW) Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (6ofTb) 63
I hate monkeys
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (iTXRQ) 64
some slowdive
youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (ykYG2) 65
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know when you're going to shock the monkey Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq) You asked for it. https://youtu.be/3OrBhx0wb6k Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1) 66
Hiya Ladyl !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (arJlL) 67
This is what happens when we cater to the mentally ill for 4+ years and don't say "Trump won. Get over it you simpering little sore loser assholes."
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCiJZ) We've been saying that for a while. Didn't help. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (hdBIW) 68
Hi Ladyl !
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (zr5Kq) 69
Are we going to be told by a totally not a troll that we need a more "homogenous" society tonight as well?
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Z7lwY) 70
I'd pay money to watch monkey knife fights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk) 71
My favorite bit of Rio 2 is when the monkeys are texting each other in monkey emoticons. Makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (rWZ8Y) 72
Bat Wing soup does a body good.
Posted by: Kong Bel's Soup at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Y274z) 73
Hiya Jordan !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL) 74
Is it time to go to the pub, drink then put a bag over my head and lie down on the floor and die?
Posted by: massed hysteria at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (WX+x0) 75
So I ran in my local Publix to pick up salad makings, and saw a guy with a package of Charmin'. Since the shelves were devoid of TP yesterday, I ventured hopefully over to the paper goods aisle.
There were two packages of Angel Soft and about a dozen of Scott. *sigh* Yeah, I grabbed one package of Angel Soft. I think with my regular stash and that, we're hopefully okay for the next three weeks of ZOMG Apocalypse. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC) 76
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I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be huge. And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr) I don't think you're nuts. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6ofTb) 77
So, from what I gather, this will be everyone's last weekend to live. Sad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6eEQ+) 78
Hiya Mrs. Peel !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (arJlL) 79
70 I'd pay money to watch monkey knife fights.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk) Me too. Especially with those prehensile tails. Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (ABjxW) 80
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1) 81
Ya know. The weird thing is there's utterly no panic at all where I am. (Austin)
Where is all this panic happening? Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p) They're all in ICU because SXSW got cancelled. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hdBIW) 82
I have no problem with Chinese individuals per se. But their culture is a feudalist mess, their government is a brutal oppressor and their collective behavior is a product of both.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc) 83
I have been thinking about the media flip-flops on this and there are many. There is also one misrepresentation so major that I think it can be comfortably called a whopper of a lie.
Flip-flops: A: The Wuhan virus has been confirmed to have spread to... B: Calling it the Wuhan Virus is racist/bigoted/xenophobic. A: Trump's response to the virus threat is unprecedented so early during a limited outbreak. B: Trump's response to the virus threat has been botched and inadequate. A: Trump's travel restrictions are excessive and will backfire B: Why is Trump allowing ships with known virus carriers to dock on the West Coast? And the big lie is about test kit availability and it was a huge misrepresentation with two factors: 1) Test kits did not get out quickly. --- This is true. The CDC wanted to make sure they worked properly and not risk false positives. Was that a bad move? I don't know. Maybe not. Open for debate. 2) Test kits weren't available when they were released. --- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze out state and local and university and commercial labs. Trump and Pence immediately scrapped those regs and testing became available literally overnight. It was due existing regulatory structures that they got rid of to clear the road. Anyone else have major flip-flops? A good list would be good to have for next time somebody flirts with trusting these fuckers. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hYcqw) 84
I can't wait for a prominent "journalist" to die from the flu.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (j3npP) 85
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
I'll be honest with you, I kinda like Gabriel's musik. Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq) 86
There is a little hole in the wall Chinese place around my place, and I Patron there once in the while.
If that makes me racist, so be it. I will still tip. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK) 87
Hi entire Horde!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (ptqGC) 88
Yo Ladyl!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL) 89
Is it time to go to the pub, drink then put a bag over my head and lie down on the floor and die? /i]
That comet has sailed, my friend. Posted by: Marshall Applewhite at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (yQpMk) 90
"Where is all this panic happening?
Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets." All the schools closing. Meetings of over 100 people banned. This is fucking insane. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Tnijr) 91
My kid's school just announced they're closed next week. Ugh. Work hasn't said if they're going mandatory telework yet, but I'll be teleworking next week anyway because of the kids. I have an interview on Friday that I really, really do not want to have as a Skype interview.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (rWZ8Y) 92
Hiya Jane !
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (arJlL) 93
The place I work wants its employees to work from home. That's one benefit of Covid 19 - sleep on the company dime.
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (GLtAj) 94
I'll start going back to Chinese Restaurants when their fortune cookies quit telling me to "Get out more and meet new friends".
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (v0R5T) 95
Y'O Jane D'Oh
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (BiNEL) 96
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I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be huge. And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr) I don't think you're nuts. Posted by: Jordan61 I don't think you'll get much argument in these hallowed halls. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Qf83p) 97
A number of Universities are going online for spring semester.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (L0ikn) 99
All my maps are racist cuz they say "China" on, well, China.
Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (m45I2) 101
A reenactment of a scene from Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Once those monkeys unite and turn on us, coronavirus will be the least of our worries. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ch6++) 102
I'll be honest with you, I kinda like Gabriel's musik. Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (zr5Kq) One of the best concerts I've ever been to. Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Zz0t1) 103
2) Test kits weren't available when they were released.
--- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze out state and local and university and commercial labs. I have to say that the CDC guy on Pence's team is very unimpressive. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (T6t7i) 104
Well I now have a nonrefundable hotel room for two nights outside Austin that I need to find someone to share with now that my daughter's business travel has been cancelled.
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style??? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW) 105
76 58
I'm going to come right and say it. This "crisis" is bullshit and will turn out to be nothing much at all. The financial impact however will be huge. And to all of the people who think I'm nuts, remember I was the guy who over a year ago said Biden will be the chosen one. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr) I don't think you're nuts. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6ofTb) You will sit down. You will shut up. We control the vertical. We control the horizontal. Posted by: Deep State, LLC at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK) 106
Let's see, the Democrats essentially want to eliminate the position of President.
They want to eliminate our borders. Trannies and illegals can break whatever laws are inconvenient to them, with no consequences. If you complain, YOU get consequences. Democrats are allowed to spread scandal, misinformation and death. Yes, I do believe we are heading toward the end of the country. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (l9m7l) 107
I used to think I couldn't learn to love a monkey.
Then I saw her face. Now, I'm a believer. Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (m45I2) You asked for it. https://youtu.be/wB9YIsKIEbA Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (Zz0t1) 108
Hi JT!
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (rWZ8Y) 109
Darling Hrothgar!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (TdMsT) 110
I have to say that the CDC guy on Pence's team is very unimpressive.
Who is that old guy that looks like he is really enjoying this? Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (yQpMk) 111
I'm shopping at Walmart, how much more of a Sinophile can I be?
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:13 PM (gHCnG) 112
I'd eat at Chinese Restaurants more often, but their cookies cost a fortune!!
Posted by: AOC at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (m45I2) 113
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy You silver-tongued devil. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1CjJc) 116
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I can't wait for a prominent "journalist" to die from the flu. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:11 PM (j3npP) Just wait until it goes through the old folks home known as Congress. The body count could get so bad that all we have left are the young ones on The Squad and next thing you know, AOC is Speaker of the House. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (fCjIg) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (oVJmc) 118
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy Does this work? Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1) 119
I ventured out. The store I went to had someone out front wiping down the carts. I picked up oranges and a couple of other things. Didn't need much as I shopped heavily the previous week. It's nice weather and I feel pretty good physically. l did wash my hands when I got home. And I had some Panda chinese food, which was just a bit above awful.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq) 120
Are closed colleges refunding room and board?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn8) 121
Since Jimmy Acosta believes we're all racist I guess there would be no further harm in pummeling him with a cricket bat
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp) Best use for a cricket bat. At least with a baseball bat, you can play baseball. With a cricket bat, you can only play . . . cricket, a game so convoluted that even the players don't know what the hell is going on. Or even who wins. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl) 122
You silver-tongued devil./i]
I understand the direct approach works one in ten tries. It's a volume business. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk) 123
It's amazing that a meeting with 100 people is fine but if you have 101 people in there well you better look out buddy.
Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Tnijr) 124
42: no
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (5wOoy) 125
2nd weekend in May in case anyone is interested.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (hdBIW) Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ZQR/T) 128
Bat Wing soup does a body good.
Posted by: Kong Bel's Soup at March 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Y274z) Bat Wing soup really needs a soupcon of rat to make the flavor pop! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (BiNEL) 129
All my maps are racist cuz they say "China" on, well, China. Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (RuIsu) And Wuhan's on there, so it's super racist! Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC) 130
dammit. I am all closing tag fail today.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (yQpMk) 131
I'm shopping at Walmart, how much more of a Sinophile can I be?
Posted by: t-bird Speaking of that, where's Anna Puma ? I was at Walmart yesterday, and they don't do rainchecks ! Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (arJlL) 132
120 Are closed colleges refunding room and board?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn ![]() No, at least not yet Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dKiJG) 133
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style??? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW) Oh you. Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT) 134
2nd weekend in May in case anyone is interested.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March make it a mome! Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu) 135
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy Does this work? Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Zz0t1) For everybody except me, apparently. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (hdBIW) 136
>> You asked for it.
And if you're gonna do that, you need Last Train to Clarksville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2MXE I've had both of those as ear worms a couple of days ago, after I got interested in the Monkees for some reason. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (f1Vqw) 137
The video is just a before/after of getting marching orders and checks from the Chicoms.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI) 138
Just learned that the NRA has cancelled it's annual convention and member meeting to be held next month in Nashville. The state of Tennessee has just issued a state of emergency for a period of time and the NRA felt they had no choice.
That's four days of tens of thousands of people that could have helped the Nashville economy that needs help recovering from the tornado. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dSAQa) Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S) 140
CDC doesn't impress overall, remember how they handled Ebola? Straight up lecturing us on what a bunch of silly monkeys we were.
fuck off deep staters. Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (+dsLj) 141
I know what will calm those monkeys down, throw a few footballs in there. May take a minute or two.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T) 142
Jm J Acosta knows he's a punchline now, right?
I mean, does ANYONE take him seriously? Ever? Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1) I'd trade him in on one of those monkeys, even though I'd have to sweeten the pot. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (XF4b8) 143
>>>Overheard on the Hill: "If this comes down to every man for himself that would really suck for me. I have no skill sets."
The world still needs ditch diggers. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (1CjJc) 144
I hate fucking rampaging monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk) Hence Congress' stellar cellar-dwelling approval ratings. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Y8PSl) 145
I understand the direct approach works one in ten tries. It's a volume business.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk) Just the punch line: Yes, I get slapped a lot, but on the other hand I get... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (BiNEL) 146
Is Samantha Bee's thing that her weird helium voice is supposed to be funny? It's not. It desperately is not.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (AD3JT) 147
CNN is doing the important work of convincing their six viewers to accept The Narrative. The narrative changes, so it is not easy.
Posted by: First Post Today at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ljmGq) 148
Nancy Puglosi says rather than handshakes, we should "bow in an Eastern manner" when greeting each other. I hope the progs do this--the video will be hilarious.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x) 149
Brass Monkey - that funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie That funky monkey Brass Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq) You asked for it. https://youtu.be/wD5s6X56mBs Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Zz0t1) 150
Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW) Oh you. Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (TdMsT) Ok, Ladyl is in. Anybody else? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (hdBIW) 151
Corona patients speak: Am I wrong thinking most symptoms and outcomes are like these? https://tinyurl.com/v7u6hob https://tinyurl.com/v6zwkor Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0in; mso-para-margin-right:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Orx/W) 152
Why do all of these crazy viruses come from Asia? Oh look, monkeys! Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S) *cough* Ebola *cough* Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ptqGC) 153
I hate fucking rampaging monkeys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:06 PM (yQpMk) It takes a special skill set to fuck a rampaging monkey. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Uu+Jp) 154
I got a great start on my farmer's tan today.
Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful. Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7) 155
Uh oh.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (MVjcR) 156
I can't wait for a prominent "journalist" to die from the flu.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis That was a bit dark. Also, it would just feed their own justification mechanism. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (xSo9G) 157
OHHHHHHH FUCK.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W) 158
BARELL TIME !!!
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq) 159
>>Which one of you 'ettes would like to join me for a couple days of breweries, distilleries and doggy style???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy Me -- and you are going to love the doggy style. *adjusts package* Posted by: Mooch at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (2cuLk) 160
Soon the monkeys will be fighting over the Thai ladyboys now that the sex tourists have departed.
Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Jhqq9) 161
123: A professor party in Princeton with 47 people turned out to have 3 coronavirus people in attendance...so the upper limit must be 46
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (5wOoy) 162
And if you're gonna do that, you need Last Train to Clarksville:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXpKiY2MXE I've had both of those as ear worms a couple of days ago, after I got interested in the Monkees for some reason. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (f1Vqw) I actually went to that one next. ![]() HORDE MIND! Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC) 164
"Am I wrong thinking most symptoms and outcomes are like these?"
If they involve the barrel, yes. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (LWu6U) 166
Be better, Bob.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S) 167
IT WAS THE FUCKING MONKEYS!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Orx/W) 168
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:12 PM (hdBIW)
Have your people call my people! Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (xSo9G) 170
yPosted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Orx/W)
Enjoy the Barrel. Now with MONKEYS! Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Zz0t1) 171
Cannibal Blob to the cauldron.
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T) 172
Cannibal Bob, report to the Barrel. It's full of corona, and sodomy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (f1Vqw) 173
Nancy Puglosi says rather than handshakes, we should "bow in an Eastern manner" when greeting each other. I hope the progs do this--the video will be hilarious.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x) Sounds like appropriation. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Uu+Jp) 174
So who is going to be the winners in all this. Online gaming companies Hulu Netflix delivery services and amazon are out there. Long distance truckers who dont interact with many people. Gonna be lit.
Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Eu98u) 175
Blob, do you come here often?
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (5wOoy) 176
Oh, Bob...
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (6ofTb) 177
I'm honestly surprised I haven't copy/pasted some weird sequence from a bit I'm working on and hit post here yet. I keep expecting it to happen, just this big block of text about a room in a dungeon or a location in a town. Some chuck of rules from a book.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI) 178
Mickey Dolenz was the best Monkee. Change my mind.
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:19 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: naturalfake at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (9wmyx) 180
CB, just don't breathe. You'll be fine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (xSo9G) 182
China is bad.
The Chinese people aren't bad. Asian people aren't bad. China is bad. This guy summed it up months ago: https://tinyurl.com/tm7jrpt Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (cF8AT) 183
Cannibal Blob...Caaaanibal Blob...the white courtesy Barrel phone please.
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EYKgr) 185
Cannibal Bob - Renewal awaits in the Barrel.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq) 186
163 we are not pangolins
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (5wOoy) 187
Trump aside, the reaction to this basically manufactured crisis makes the US look like a bunch of raging pussies.
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist. Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+) 188
well at least I wont have to watch Prometheus again.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Orx/W) 189
Ya know. The weird thing is there's utterly no panic at all where I am. (Austin)
Where is all this panic happening? Everywhere I go nothing. Crickets. Posted by: eleven ----- Me too. There is one lady in my neighborhood posting on NextDoor. She is definitely panicking and spreading rumors and heresy. I still don't think there has been a single confirmed case here yet, last I heard. I just don't get the panic. So you get sick with it...chances are you will recover with proper medical care.... Posted by: lin-duh at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (UUBmN) 190
" CB, just don't breathe. You'll be fine."
If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr) 191
And I had some Panda chinese food, which was just a bit above awful.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq) Wife dislikes this one too, and she's Filipina. But the draw of rice and Asian flavors is like the siren's song and every four months she succumbs and will order a dish on the way to work. We have a little hole-in-wall rice juke-joint that does better than 'fine'. The entree's all taste different and are brought out fresh. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf) 192
And the big lie is about test kit availability and it was a huge misrepresentation with two factors:
1) Test kits did not get out quickly. --- This is true. The CDC wanted to make sure they worked properly and not risk false positives. Was that a bad move? I don't know. Maybe not. Open for debate. 2) Test kits weren't available when they were released. --- This is true - but it was because of FDA regulations that mandated that the CDC coordinate production and distribution and froze out state and local and university and commercial labs. Trump and Pence immediately scrapped those regs and testing became available literally overnight. It was due existing regulatory structures that they got rid of to clear the road. Anyone else have major flip-flops? A good list would be good to have for next time somebody flirts with trusting these fuckers. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (hYcqw) Joe, it is easy to smell sinister, but it actually smells more like a combo of incompetence and government regulations. But the response does not align with the severity of the problem. Not even close. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK) 193
"I'm a Believer" was written by Neil Diamond. I didn't know that until a couple of days ago. Here's an early version of it he did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePXck9H1pI Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (f1Vqw) 194
154 I got a great start on my farmer's tan today.
Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful. Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7) Hi Ben Had! That sounds lovely. It's gray and rainy here, and I'm just bored with myself. Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT) 195
Cannibal Bob - Renewal awaits in the Barrel.
Posted by: runner Yeah. Renewal. That's the ticket. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Qf83p) Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (tjqz9) 197
/sock
Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (m45I2) 198
A number of Universities are going online for spring semester.
But I chose my college based on the beautiful, historic campus! If I can't study in a nook in a stunning library, why am I paying $75,000 a year? Posted by: Idiot Yalie at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (9t0Zz) 199
Heh. Off to the Barrel of Monkey's!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Vy7tf) 200
Just learned that the NRA has cancelled it's annual
convention and member meeting to be held next month in Nashville. The state of Tennessee has just issued a state of emergency for a period of time and the NRA felt they had no choice. That's four days of tens of thousands of people that could have helped the Nashville economy that needs help recovering from the tornado. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (dSAQa) not to mention the NRA and gun rights needing some help in an election year. This business is going to get out of hand... Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (n13/j) 201
What is ESPN going to do with no sports to talk about? Disney can't be happy about this crap. They need to close their theme parks too.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (7ZQe3) 202
I've had both of those as ear worms a couple of days ago, after I got interested in the Monkees for some reason.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear Then I'm gonna share my earworm with you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrPLINERnjA Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (arJlL) 203
Do I really need to do this?
Posted by: Charlton Heston at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (vKhgw) 204
157 OHHHHHHH FUCK.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W) I have bad news for you. If it's alive in the barrel, then it's not human. Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Z7lwY) Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr) 206
139 Why do all of these crazy viruses come from Asia?
Oh look, monkeys! Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:16 PM (ZLI7S) Diet called Kosher, guaranteed to minimize these disasters. Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (ZQR/T) 207
Can you post from the barrel?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp) 208
" CB, just don't breathe. You'll be fine."
If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr) He'll need a straw though...*sticks a crazy straw into USB port for CB* Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (32YRo) 209
194
154 I got a great start on my farmer's tan today. Mid 80's weather and brand new lawn mower blades. My grass looks beautiful. Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ImqR7) Hi Ben Had! That sounds lovely. It's gray and rainy here, and I'm just bored with myself. Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (TdMsT) We're supposed to get snow tomorrow. *sigh* Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (6ofTb) 210
184 "Their going to quarantine NYC."
I was going to comment, but too easy. Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EYKgr) Send in Snake Plissken to extract JJ Sefton and Ace's busty lesbo porn stash. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (1CjJc) 211
Its been a while since Nurse cleaned up the barrel its probably ghastly again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI) 212
Yeah. Renewal. That's the ticket.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Qf83p) That's what the barrel is for ! Mostly.... Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq) 213
Oh, Cannibal Bob. Sadly, the barrel isn't Wuhan Flu-free.
*tosses CB some sanitizer* Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (ptqGC) +++++++++++++ JANE! Don't give that shit away. Don't you know how valuable it has become?! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (hYcqw) 214
" CB, just don't breathe. You'll be fine." If you need to take a breath, there's a hole in the side. Posted by: not freaked at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Tnijr) Just don't touch your lips to the hole. Kurt's on the other side. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2) 216
He'll need a straw though...*sticks a crazy straw into USB port for CB*
What comes through that hole in the side of the barrel ain't gonna be a straw Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Snake Pliskin at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (sWM8x) 218
Micky Dolenz used to hang with Hendrix and was a somewhat serious musician
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (swCn8) 219
Prometheus, The Director's Cut
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr) Nooo - not with the hilarious outtakes? Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (32YRo) 220
The most important thing is all this talk of infectious disease not distract CDC from its core mission of diversity and inclusion.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (P4JM8) 221
I just want Fred Astaire's 750 Monza Ferrari.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (HTHlp) 222
Just don't touch your lips to the hole. Kurt's on the other side.
Fortunately, he's hung like Kurt. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2) 223
Ladyl, Darlin, I had to get it done because they are calling for rain starting tonight and lasting until Wednesday.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (ImqR7) 224
He'll need a straw though...*sticks a crazy straw into USB port for CB*
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (32YRo) No. I'm not sucking on anything in the barrel. Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (Orx/W) 225
Wife dislikes this one too, and she's Filipina. But the draw of rice and Asian flavors is like the siren's song and every four months she succumbs and will order a dish on the way to work. We have a little hole-in-wall rice juke-joint that does better than 'fine'. The entree's all taste different and are brought out fresh.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf) So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW) 226
Got the census in the mail today. The "what sex are you question" has two boxes, M and F. So at least some things are still sane.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (xPl2J) Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (tjqz9) 228
A number of Universities are going online for spring semester.
B-b-b-b-bu....."College experience...!" Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (T6t7i) 230
Ladyl, Darlin, I had to get it done because they are calling for rain starting tonight and lasting until Wednesday.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (ImqR7) Really? Isn't today Thursday? *starts doing math* Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (hdBIW) 231
I'll stand with Rageholic....its the PINKO POX.
Posted by: Orson at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (I8Sb7) 232
Soon the monkeys will be fighting over the Thai ladyboys now that the sex tourists have departed.
Posted by: no one in particular at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Jhqq9) Great. Maybe the monkeys will settle for Bradley. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (XF4b8) 233
"A number of Universities are going online for spring semester."
Which brings up the point: Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home? Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr) 234
120 Are closed colleges refunding room and board?
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (swCn ![]() HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny. Posted by: The superiors that run colleges and universities at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (sy5kK) 235
OHHHHHHH FUCK.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Orx/W) --------- Ya done fucked up A A-ron! Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKgvL) 236
Its getting so bad with the Wuhan Flu that the next climate conference will have to be over skype instead of at a plush resort
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI) 237
The most important thing is all this talk of infectious disease not distract CDC from its core mission of diversity and inclusion.
Posted by: xnycpeasant ------- We should all pray that the NIH is not distracted from it's study of why lesbians are fat. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (HTHlp) 238
I thought people were exaggerating about this run on grocery stores but got a first hand glimse at Trader Joe's today. Lots of empty shelves because people were filling their carts with anything they could lay their hands on. 10 boxes of cereal, 6 cartons of eggs, lots of packages of rice and pasta(wasn;t any pasta left) and veges. usually their is a huge display of bananas when you walk in the store and the entire display was gone.
My son who lives in the Navy Yard area of DC sent me photos of Whole Foods and entire aisles were empty.I ended up buying more than I set out to because the fever overtook me while I was there and felt compeled to fill my cart. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzF6i) 239
No. I'm not sucking on anything in the barrel.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (Orx/W) Greggg hardest hit... Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Orx/W) 241
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
Hopefully this will begin to dawn on students, and parents Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI) 242
Its been a while since Nurse cleaned up the barrel its probably ghastly again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Don't trip over the woodpeckers ! Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (arJlL) 243
Joe, it is easy to smell sinister, but it actually smells more like a combo of incompetence and government regulations.
But the response does not align with the severity of the problem. Not even close. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (sy5kK) ++++++++++++++ Yeah, for sure. Let me clarify. I am not saying that the test kit stuff was sinister. I think that was run of the mill incompetence from the sinecure-holders at the CDC. I am saying that framing that as "Trump is incompetent and doesn't care if Americans die in a pandemic" when he and Pence intervened and cleared the road of the regulatory hurdles - hurdles put in place during *prior* administrations - to clear the logjam is misrepresentation that blasts itself well into "giant fucking lie" territory. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (hYcqw) 244
We're supposed to get snow tomorrow. *sigh* Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (6ofTb) Our winter was pretty much snow-free this year. Pretty unusual. Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (TdMsT) 245
77 So, from what I gather, this will be everyone's last weekend to live. Sad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:10 PM (6eEQ+) Guess I'll have to hit the box and go to Confession Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (heOND) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK) 247
Consider: With colleges going to online classes, there will be no leftist organization or agitation on campus as we head into election season.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc) 248
The Chinese should exploit this moment as an oppressed minority for all its worth and mob the admissions offices of elite universities. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (G51Gf) 249
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr) To create jobs on campus for otherwise unemployable queer studies graduates. Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (xPl2J) 250
"A number of Universities are going online for spring semester."
Which brings up the point: Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home? Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr) uh, er, uhm, shut up! Posted by: Left Wing Academia at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (n13/j) 251
Willowed: My mom used to joke about using corn cobs for terlit paper (Depression kid). Wouldn't the husks be a better option? I mean, if a Sears catalog wasn't available?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ) 252
- Tinder and dating sites- gone
- Sugar babies and whores- gone - Remember when people the last 10 years said when the SHTF buy and own crypto- it's beginning a death rattle Strippers - gone The sex industry - gone ( you remember all pandemic and post apocalyptic movies and books with rape and sex.... not happening) E Thots and Cam Girls - making it rain Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (wmGy9) 253
Oh, that movie The Hunt , that's about libs straight up hunting conservatives comes out this weekend.
It should do well. Fuckers. Posted by: Ktgreat at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (AD3JT) 254
Barrelaturi te salutant!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (ykYG2) Only at AoS would this kind of response appear... and everyone would get it! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL) 255
236 Its getting so bad with the Wuhan Flu that the next climate conference will have to be over skype instead of at a plush resort
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (KZzsI) THAT will be the day! Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (TdMsT) 256
Too late to learn to code, bitches.
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZvB) 257
A very weird experience.
Just came from the store. Not overly crowded. (They had TP and wipes.) But... The people there were buying stuff like crazy. Pasta, canned goods, sauces, etc. Flying off the shelves. Carts loaded. And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers. Freaky. Got my beer and left. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa) 258
not to mention the NRA and gun rights needing some help in an election year. This business is going to get out of hand...
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:22 PM (n13/j) One of the highlights of the annual meeting is the ILA forum, to which gun friendly politicians were invited. I've seen Trump , Pence, Cruz , Abbott, and a host of others, not to mention Diamond and Silk, Levin, etc. all speak. Trump signed an EO last year on stage to pull us out of the Gun Ban treaty with the UN. So now, none of that this year. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dSAQa) 259
The Giant Eagle and Krogers were cleaned out, Craziness
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dKiJG) 260
A number of Universities are going online for spring semester.
My junior college just went virtual. Of course, they have many, many Chinese students, so maybe it's not a bad idea. Hoping to do a competition there next week. Fingers crossed... Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (jyVW0) 261
"We absolutely must have a campus that resembles the Versailles Palace, for proper education!"
--Assistant Sub Vice Dean for Emergency Multiculturalism and Diversity Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI) 262
251 Willowed: My mom used to joke about using corn cobs for terlit paper (Depression kid). Wouldn't the husks be a better option? I mean, if a Sears catalog wasn't available?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ) Rub some dirt on it. Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (wmGy9) 263
Well, that guy's safely in The Barrel. I ain't goin' in there.
Posted by: COVID-19 at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (6eEQ+) 264
Mickey Dolenz was the best Monkee. Change my mind.
In fairness, Circus Boy had the most previous experience. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk) 265
Is the barrel closed, because of the novel Corona virus?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (sy5kK) The barrel never discriminates! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (BiNEL) 266
Come to Bangkok, Yankee Boys! We got monkeys and are Corona free! Pick up ladyboy in hotel, get free monkey! Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok, Thai Minister of Tourism at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (f1Vqw) Posted by: The moose at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (Tnijr) 268
The Panic has started.
I just went to Walmart for a few things. Whole sections of food aisles are stripped bare. Rice. Pasta. Vegetable oil? Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr) 269
173 You know the President will tweet: "we don't bow". LOL
I mean, JEF bowed to everyone all over the world. Must be a lib/leftie/prog thing I guess. GF told me her youngest son is on furlough - local school shut down til sometime in April "for now". Have one case of Wuhan flu here. The local Pravda is going bat soup crazy, of course. I went out to do errands. Eh, I didn't see anyone dead or dying. No panic. I-95 was jacked up as always coming south. Normal. Hope all the Horde are doing well during this insane clown car of a time. Posted by: turambar at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (Gylu/) 270
256 Too late to learn to code, bitches.
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZvB) Not too late to learn kneepads. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (1CjJc) 271
College seniors hardest hit.
No casual hookups with unrequited crushes, knowing you'll never meet again until awkward 20 year alumni reunions Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (swCn8) 272
So now, none of that this year.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (dSAQa) I don't like the way this is heading. Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (n13/j) 273
Willowed: My mom used to joke about using corn cobs for terlit paper (Depression kid). Wouldn't the husks be a better option? I mean, if a Sears catalog wasn't available?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (Dc2NZ) Dried corn husks can slit your skin like a paper cut. Corn cobs for the win. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (dSAQa) 274
How long do people think they're going to have to be inside?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (WI7YS) 275
LDS church which is biggest prepper community in the world is closed.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ggZRr) 276
The guy who owns our local Chinese restaurant told me once they have the best food because "they smuggle the best chefs and kitchen help in from China". I was like, "whatever it takes dude. Nobody makes better Moo-Shu better than you, brother.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (XN+73) 277
I want 2 of whatever the guy in the moped is having. Is he even alive?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (LIhNq) 278
Hi Ya, Country Boy.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ImqR7) 279
268 The Panic has started.
I just went to Walmart for a few things. Whole sections of food aisles are stripped bare. Rice. Pasta. Vegetable oil? Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr) Worried about medication tbh. Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9) Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (FVrDO) 281
Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home?
And with recorded lectures from some of the best professors in the country? What I mean to say is, from ONLY the best professors in the country? Silence! No more questions! Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (gHCnG) 282
If you go through the hatch at the bottom of the barrel you come out in wuhan, kind of a devil's choice
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu) 283
248: fuck them
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (5wOoy) 284
Think of all the rape that will be prevented by closing the skoolz.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (oVJmc) 285
At Ace Hardware today, people were... completely normal. Lots a head-shaking WRT Wuhan Flu Death-To-All Bug.
Lots and lots on unconcern. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (6eEQ+) 286
And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers.
Freaky. Got my beer and left. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa) -------- That was my Costco experience last night. Eerily quiet for the number of people there. Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (aKgvL) Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p) Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (hdBIW) 289
Went to the supermarket on my way home to get cat food and instant noodles for my lunches next week. Went to a store I don't usually frequent that was on my way. New store, nice neighborhood on Denver Metro's west side.
Instant noodles: full spread of varieties, but only about 50% stock. Canned soup: picked over, I'd day 10% of stock remained. Mostly the "light" or low-cal stuff. Canned pasta (ravioli, etc.): Almost gone. 95% bare. Only less popular varieties like minis and canned lasagna left. Canned meat: Gone. One supermarket shelf box of Spam left. Soap and household cleaners: mostly gone. No wipes or aerosols. Toilet paper: Present, but going fast. They quit shelving it - they just had the giant pallet boxes open on the endcaps. People buying 3-6 packages at a time. Frozen foods: Picked over, I'd say about 50% stock. Fresh foods: Normal stock. Fresh meat: Normal stock. Milk and cheese: Normal stock. Bread: hit hard but generally okay. Absolutely bonkers. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (hYcqw) 290
So I guess those working in secure spaces, who can't perform their jobs remotely, are still exposing themselves (as it were) to their germy coworkers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Dc2NZ) 291
If you need a pleasant movie to tide you over, My Dinner with Jimi is pretty good. It's about the Turtles trip to England and an epic night of drinking with Jimi Hendrix.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (JKNZq) 292
121 Since Jimmy Acosta believes we're all racist I guess there would be no further harm in pummeling him with a cricket bat
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Uu+Jp) Best use for a cricket bat. At least with a baseball bat, you can play baseball. With a cricket bat, you can only play . . . cricket, a game so convoluted that even the players don't know what the hell is going on. Or even who wins. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Y8PSl) ++++++++++++ Cricket bats are versatile in dealing out a damned good thrashing. Due to their flattish triangular profile, when wielding them its flat side for hurt, peaked side for serious injury and side on for instant death. None of the crude, work intensive uniformity of beating you Colonials have with your baseball bat. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (SFT1x) 293
Lots and lots OF unconcern.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (6eEQ+) 294
more skerit that some healthy uigur in wuhan!
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu) 295
Rice. Pasta. Vegetable oil?
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ggZRr Damn Chinese and Italians! COVID-19 wasn't good enough for them, eh - had to wipe out dinner too Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (32YRo) 296
Think of all the rape that will be prevented by closing the skoolz.
"How on earth are we supposed to make our feminist bones if we cannot accuse some college boy of raping us!?!!" --would be mattress girls Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (KZzsI) 297
The glorious guv'nor Inslee has closed schools in three counties of the state. That means grandkids home for the next month.
Gawd. Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa) 298
My sorry ass little town has TP, bleach, and whatever else you want today, same as yesterday.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (ImqR7) 299
The most important thing is all this talk of infectious disease not distract CDC from its core mission of diversity and inclusion.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 12, 2020 07:23 PM (P4JM ![]() ---------- That was the core mission of the CIA under Brennan. And don't forget NASA's core mission under Obama of making sure Muslims were praised for their contributions to science (which as near as I can figure was inventing the number zero). It's hard to keep it all straight, I know. Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (/669Q) 300
Wouldn't the husks be a better option? I mean, if a Sears catalog wasn't available?
Husks are very sharp. Think of them as wide razorgrass. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (IMdOQ) 301
No way I'm going anywhere near no Wallmart people.
Even on a good day it's a n00b move. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Qf83p) I went at 3pm today for shits and grins and the place was rockin'. The herd is on the move. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (hdBIW) 302
I am saying that framing that as "Trump is incompetent and doesn't care if Americans die in a pandemic" when he and Pence intervened and cleared the road of the regulatory hurdles - hurdles put in place during *prior* administrations - to clear the logjam is misrepresentation that blasts itself well into "giant fucking lie" territory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (hYcqw) I get what you are saying. I see layers. Layers of the Trump hate, layers of government bureaucrats flexing their power because they can, and those hurdles you mention have been created and added to for many administrations at this point. Those working in Deep State careers have never witnessed pushback. With Trump, they are and this is new and uncomfortable for them. And some are willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of Trump. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK) 303
Yep. My daughter graduates college in May. She is soooooo upset, because of 2 months worth of binge drinking and casual hookups are being kung-flued. She TAs a bio lab class and thinks she may have to do more work than normal school work because her class will be going remote.
Sucks to suck buttercup. Welcome to adulthood. Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (LIhNq) 304
225 Wife dislikes this one too, and she's Filipina. But the draw of rice and Asian flavors is like the siren's song and every four months she succumbs and will order a dish on the way to work. We have a little hole-in-wall rice juke-joint that does better than 'fine'. The entree's all taste different and are brought out fresh.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (Vy7tf) So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW) Your technique still needs work. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (wGeit) 305
The aforementioned Paul Hollywood from the baking show has a great short series about car culture in Europe if you can find it, was on Netflix a year or two ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (KZzsI) 306
So I guess those working in secure spaces, who can't perform their jobs remotely, are still exposing themselves (as it were) to their germy coworkers?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March think that is support staff in gen. Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu) 307
I need to lay in a stock of Makers before TSHTF. Might be good currency too
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7ZQe3) 308
So, no crowded bars in South Boston?
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (EYKgr) 309
There's a few things I go to Walmart for every couple of weeks. Today I ordered them from walmart.com. Don't want to be at Walmart now. They do free 2 day shipping on $35 orders.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (xPl2J) 310
292 And it's pretty good at stopping zombies if I recall from "Shaun Of The Dead".
Posted by: turambar at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (Gylu/) 311
So I guess those working in secure spaces, who can't perform their jobs remotely, are still exposing themselves (as it were) to their germy coworkers?
Yes. Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq) 312
Calling it Wuhan Coronavirus is actually pretty racist. Medical terminology is pretty antiSemitic too.
Tay-Sachs' disease, The Heimlich maneuver, Farber's disease, heck, they named a pathogen after Ehrlich, and a neurological sign after Romberg. Fuckin antisemitic doctors. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (CPk08) 313
I bet you can find a full complement of canned goods and TP at Dollar General. The elites wouldn't dare be seen there grabbing their panic items.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (dSAQa) Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (eoyeC) 315
The funniest part of my stop at Trader Joe's was when I got to the checkout clerk, she whispered that the shelves would all be restocked first thing in the morning so if something I wanted was missing, just come in early.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (QzF6i) 316
297 The glorious guv'nor Inslee has closed schools in three counties of the state. That means grandkids home for the next month.
Gawd. Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa) Put 'em to work. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (1CjJc) 317
>>Mickey Dolenz was the best Monkee. Change my mind.
>>>>Define "Best". He had the best comic timing, but musically...gotta go with Peter. Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (0jZvB) 318
None of the crude, work intensive uniformity of beating you Colonials have with your baseball bat.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham Reach out and touch someone with a fungo bat and they're staying touched. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (gHCnG) 319
Wouldn't the husks be a better option? I mean, if a Sears catalog wasn't available?
Husks are very sharp. Think of them as wide razorgrass. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM Get to know some Canadians. And maple leaves. So a friend told me. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa) 320
Worried about medication tbh.
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9) I'm a little concerned about that myself. I've been imagining everything going tits up right before I need my prescriptions filled. I'd love to stock up, but the way the system is set up you can't really do that. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (wGeit) 321
247 Consider: With colleges going to online classes, there will be no leftist organization or agitation on campus as we head into election season.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc) Thank you. You just made me feel better. I am royally ticked right now because both the campus I teach at and the campus I attend class at announced today they are beginning no-contact instruction beginning Monday. I feel resentful at being forced to participate in the false panic. So I'm pleased about the reduction in agitation and perhaps lower turnout from the socialist-leaning college kids. On the other hand, student protests do a pretty good job of unmasking Leftism for normal people to see. I guess we'll see how it goes. I believe God's hand is upon Trump and His plans cannot be thwarted. Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (ouBhA) 322
So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW) Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Vy7tf) 323
The difference between monkeys and apes has never been more important. (Monkeys tails, apes no tails).
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you. But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK) 324
Jersey schools closing to flatten the " epistemological" curve...lol
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (5wOoy) 325
It seems like this is evidence of who is paying some bills. Big Titty Buck Teef is extremely, like, super, like, I mean, like, super exssshhhtra greedy. STRAIGHT UP Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (lg/F7) 326
Worried about medication tbh.
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 07:30 PM (wmGy9) Today, for the first time ever, I have a prescription "on order." Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (hdBIW) 327
I bet you can find a full complement of canned goods and TP at Dollar General. The elites wouldn't dare be seen there grabbing their panic items.
Posted by: Jen the original at March swagger in there with a $20 Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu) 328
@313. That is true.
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (EYKgr) 329
I went at 3pm today for shits and grins and the place was rockin'.
The herd is on the move. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (hdBIW) One place the herd won't go is Chinese restaurants. I might be living on Chinese take out if this keeps up Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (3ji9r) 330
Those working in Deep State careers have never witnessed pushback. With Trump, they are and this is new and uncomfortable for them. And some are willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of Trump.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK) ++++++++++++++ They're *eager* to sink the ship. After setting fire to the lifeboats and stuffing all of the life vests into the engine room where they can't be easily found or distributed. I did not think it was possible for me to hold the press in lower regard or the average bureaucratic chair-warmer in greater contempt. Over the last two weeks, I have discovered reserves I never knew existed. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (hYcqw) 331
Oh by the way: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers, whose grade school teachers thought she was literally retarded (and I'm not sure they were wrong!), said it's racist that people aren't "patroning" (sic) Chinese restaurants.
"Patroning." Urban Dictionary says it means "to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros" Bartenders. They know things. Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro) 332
So ok, who thinks this is bio-warfare? Bio-warfare by the chinks? In collusion with the commie/demo/media complex? I'm starting to lean that way.
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx) 333
"the shelves would all be restocked first thing in the morning so if something I wanted was missing, just come in early."
This country has an amazing supply train, all powered by natural and renewable petroleum products. Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr) 334
I shan't allow any filthy Canadian to wipe my ass!
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Qf83p) 335
I believe God's hand is upon Trump and His plans cannot be thwarted.
Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (ouBhA) Amen!! Zechariah 6 Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (LIhNq) 336
So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW) Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Vy7tf) Drop me a line sometime if you'd like to share more. Txrebel60 at that gmail thingy. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (hdBIW) 337
297 The glorious guv'nor Inslee has closed schools in three counties of the state. That means grandkids home for the next month.
Gawd. Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa) What about the free breakfasts, lunches, and after school snacks the schools feed those kids? No school, but they get to go to the cafeteria for free food, I'll bet. They just cut it off at 249 people, and the next person will have to wait for someone to finish before they get to sit down. OK, my attitude is getting really bitter about this nonsense. I admit it. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK) 338
I received two important bits of coronavirus information today from impeccable sources.
1. My next door neighbor told me he talked to a guy who is in charge of something or other at the VA hospital here in townwho said this thing could go on for 9 to 15 months. 2. At lunch, my waiter was loudly explaining to a couple of elderly ladies two tables over that the local college is going to convert to all online classes, but not until after spring break in a couple weeks, what with it being a big emergency and all. Plan accordingly. Oh, number of confirmed cases within 100 miles of here? Zero. Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (m45I2) 339
(which as near as I can figure was inventing the number zero).
It's hard to keep it all straight, I know. Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (/669Q) IIRC, the real credit that is due the muz is for their ability to steal, and then take credit for, the concept of zero, which was actually invented and formalized by the Hindus. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (BiNEL) 340
So how's life with a Filipina? I'm thinking about giving it a shot.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:24 PM (hdBIW) Best decision I have ever made. 21 years now and counting. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Omega Man. at March In fairness, no married man that wants to wake in the morning would answer differently. Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (HALdu) 341
bonobos will blow you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK) Under no circumstances tell us how you know this. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:37 PM (oVJmc) 342
Yeah, Bill Burr used to love chimps, thought they were adorable and amusing. Until he went on a trip somewhere, saw some in real life, and was horrified. One was on another chimp's back after beating him down, tearing chunks of the downed chimps back out and eating them raw as the other one screamed in pain and horror.
He sounds literally traumatized telling the story. All monkeys and apes or horrible, stinky, nasty creatures. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI) 343
309 There's a few things I go to Walmart for every couple of weeks. Today I ordered them from walmart.com. Don't want to be at Walmart now. They do free 2 day shipping on $35 orders.
--- I bet Walmart's curbside grocery service is doing gangbusters. I used it after surgery when I couldn't walk very well. They have a great system--very convenient. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (sWM8x) 344
Consider: With colleges going to online classes, there will be no leftist organization or agitation on campus as we head into election season.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc) ++++++++++++++++ There is going to be a huge push to move to universal vote-by-mail because of contagion. If they can get the whole system ready for the fraud machine, they will. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (hYcqw) 345
Fuck the monkeys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK) Why? They'd enjoy it. That might also get them a jump start on some more evolution, and that we do not need. We have already have Congress. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (Y8PSl) 346
>>>How About a Solid Two Minutes of the Media Saying "China's Coronavirus" or "Wuhan Virus" Before a Medley of Them Lecturing Us That We're Racists?
Yeah, whoo. I'm glad I don't listen to these people. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (oGFm1) 347
324
Jersey schools closing to flatten the " epistemological" curve...lol Posted by: barrel otters At least they aren't flattening the scatological curve. That really messes up your shoes. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (T6t7i) 348
I'm a little concerned about that myself. I've been imagining everything going tits up right before I need my prescriptions filled. I'd love to stock up, but the way the system is set up you can't really do that.
--- Can't you get a 90 day supply? Posted by: Pete Seria at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (7ZQe3) 349
Got a text from my work, we are to work from home until further notice. I know I'm an oddball but I find I'm more productive in the office but whatever.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (Rz36l) 350
Somebody just emailed me and said they're emptying the liquor store shelves back home. I'm pretty sure I know what y'all mean when you say you're "working from home" or what you're doing instead of going out. I'm also betting the birth rate goes up in the next nine months.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (XN+73) 351
"Officer, they're looting the Food King!"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (iTXRQ) 352
On the upside I have to imagine this insane overreaction would mitigate the spread even more and it'll be a non-issue by May when warmer weather arrives. Then how will the globalists keep the market down?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (+dsLj) 353
Here's Dolenz and the other surviving Monkee doing Last Train to Clarksville live recently. Mickey can still play and sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1w048AwTkI Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (f1Vqw) 354
One place the herd won't go is Chinese restaurants. I might be living on Chinese take out if this keeps up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (3ji9r) Still going to my fave Chinese buffet. All you can eat for 8 bucks? Ain't giving that up for anything. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (hdBIW) 355
Only thing I noticed to be 0 was tp, bought a few long rolls, can of salmon ( but wife wanted tuna) coffee creamer and some sinus medicine.
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2) 356
Those working in Deep State careers have never witnessed pushback. With
Trump, they are and this is new and uncomfortable for them. And some are willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of Trump. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK) That's what that little CDC press conference a couple of weeks ago was all about. To start the panic. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (3ji9r) 357
MLB just postponed opening day.
RAGE!!!! Worse than that: all Spring Training Games canceled as of 4 p.m. this afternoon. I suspect a plot on the part of the Evil Empire in the Bronx and That Other Team in Queens-- because the Phillies are comfortably on top of the Grapefruit League for the first time that I can remember. Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (pPNCa) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (oVJmc) 359
Miles from Sideways: I will NOT drink Merlot!
Blutarski from Ace's Playhouse: I will NOT watch Samantha Bee! Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (VNfwt) 360
Pinay wife, total sweetheart...13 years, no regrets.
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW) 361
There's no panic so far as I can tell in red neck Alberta
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Uu+Jp) 362
For those looking for some alternative to the doom and gloom of Fox, the ZZ Top special on Netflix is good.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (YxML+) 363
China is responsible for this virus through either negligence, greed, or malevolent purpose.
Posted by: WOPR at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (q41Tt) 364
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu
Get the albuterol inhalers. It's coming from Vanaatu, but just takes a couple of weeks. The meds are usually from New Zealand or Australia. Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (JKNZq) 365
Get to know some Canadians. And maple leaves. So a friend told me. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (axyOa) Maple leaves are the international symbol for a smooth ass-wiping. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK) 366
Don't know if the Chinese did it intentionally caused it, but The Borg isn't letting a crisis go to waste
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (swCn8) 367
WTF happens if Trump claim the KungFlu is a bioweapon that escaped from a Chinese Bio lab.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (dKiJG) 368
297 The glorious guv'nor Inslee has closed schools in three counties of the state. That means grandkids home for the next month.
Gawd. Well, at least they'll be ready for boot camp. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:32 PM (axyOa) Put 'em to work. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (1CjJc) ************* Now is the time to reprogram the kids from the Lefty propaganda being taught in the schools. Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (wiXsO) 369
Dried corn husks can slit your skin like a paper cut.
Corn cobs for the win. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:29 PM (dSAQa) --- Ah, thanks. Did not know. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc) 371
I think I'm going to go all meat. People get all touchy with vegetables.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp) 372
Eromero, I think a whole lot of the market drop is Chinese fueled. I don't think the Chicoms planned this, but I see a SunTzu, know thine enemy goin on.
Iran will start the war. Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (ImqR7) 373
This country has an amazing supply train, all powered by natural and renewable petroleum products.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr) Carefully developed and refined over a century to remain robust throughout all sorts of events! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (BiNEL) 374
323 The difference between monkeys and apes has never been more important. (Monkeys tails, apes no tails).
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you. But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK) That's THREE things: monkeys, apes, chimps. It's all so confusing. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1) 375
So ok, who thinks this is bio-warfare? Bio-warfare by the chinks? In collusion with the commie/demo/media complex? I'm starting to lean that way.
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (XhWtx) ++++++++++++++++ I don't. While it would not surprise me if this synthetic/engineered, I doubt "bio-weapon." If it is engineered, I suspect far more it is a case of "gross incompetence let it out of the lab." Followed by "negligence let it spread." Add together incompetence, negligence, timing around a massive high-travel period, panic and people who just want to watch the world burn and/or destroy the West at any price and you'd easily end up with something like this. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (hYcqw) 376
I don't know who Natalie Johnson is, but I find her very lickable, err likeable.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Beating The Pissfuck Out of Jimmy Acosta at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (+dsLj) 377
"Can't you get a 90 day supply?"
I don't think you can even get a 30 day supply of a lot of painkillers. Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (Tnijr) 378
342 Yeah, Bill Burr used to love chimps, thought they were adorable and amusing. Until he went on a trip somewhere, saw some in real life, and was horrified. One was on another chimp's back after beating him down, tearing chunks of the downed chimps back out and eating them raw as the other one screamed in pain and horror.
He sounds literally traumatized telling the story. All monkeys and apes or horrible, stinky, nasty creatures. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI) Chimps are nasty creatures. I remember watching one of those Attenbourough documentaries where two females took a third's baby and ate it. They weren't short on food, or anything. Just had a hankerin' for baby. Posted by: Ace's liver at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (wGeit) 379
The worst thing is that I work from home all the time, but have to go in for a staff meeting on the 24th. Small company so don't think I'll be exposed to anything bad.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (JKNZq) 380
313 I mentioned earlier, our local Dollar General was out of toilet paper. They had everything else like bleach, hand cleaner, lysol, paper towels. I went in to get a jar of Folgers, and the grocery section was totally stocked, including the freezer and refrigerators.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (C1Lsn) 381
Oh and beer-meat and beer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (Uu+Jp) 382
Yeah, Ben Had, same here in rural Wisconsin.
Shelves full of everything. Insofar as anyone is thinking about covid-19 at all it is with amusement at the seeming panic ... and I heard a few comments from not-specially-political people about the media driving this out of Trump-hate which really surprised me. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (zlgJP) 383
They're closing the schools here starting next week.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (j3npP) 384
374 323 The difference between monkeys and apes has never been more important. (Monkeys tails, apes no tails).
Apes are people. Chimps show love, gorillas can solve word problems, orang utans will make bad Clint Eastwood movies, bonobos will blow you. But monkeys are little shits. They're highly intelligent squirrels with the morals of a fungus. Fuck the monkeys. Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 12, 2020 07:35 PM (gd9RK) That's THREE things: monkeys, apes, chimps. It's all so confusing. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1) It's even MORE than three. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:41 PM (oGFm1) 385
And some are willing to sink the entire ship, so to speak, to rid themselves of Trump.
For the worker bees in the Deep State, they're losing their two-tiered justice system, their untouchability. That's huge. Expect the fight to intensify. The higher-ups are also losing their side-gigs, like the Ukrainian siphoning operation. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (jyVW0) 386
187 Trump aside, the reaction to this basically manufactured crisis makes the US look like a bunch of raging pussies.
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist. Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+) I thought this very thought a couple of days ago. Luckily, all the other nations are more effed up that we are. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK) 387
China is bad.
The Chinese people aren't bad. Asian people aren't bad. China is bad. - Sweet n sour pork so it all balances out. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru) 388
Pinay wife, total sweetheart...13 years, no regrets.
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:39 PM (nzKWW) Awesome. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (hdBIW) Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (+dsLj) 390
For prescriptions, take a look at healthwarehouse.com. They've been very reliable for me, and their prices are excellent.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x) 391
187 Trump aside, the reaction to this basically manufactured crisis makes the US look like a bunch of raging pussies.
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist. Posted by: LASue at March nah, that would unify everybody Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu) 392
the monkees,chimps, apes or whatever they are on Gibraltar mountain were pretty chill. They were likely gross too but they didn't bum rush you like those Thai types.
btw, a favorite Frasier episode is about a monkey who might have killed someone. One funny thing is they call the monkey an ape, an orangutan, a chimp, etc. They never repeat a term though they are different animals in real life. It is funny. Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (n13/j) 393
This country has an amazing supply train, all powered by natural and renewable petroleum products.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BiNEL) 394
It's actually not difficult to follow AOC's "thinking" that leads her to talk about "patroning" Asian restaurants.
"Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those establishments. Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though? Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Z33st) 395
When I went looking for some Chinese Corona chop suey I was told I was a racist fuck and a capitalist running pig-dog.
My request for a side of pepper sauce was contentious. Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (ATCV4) 396
Its weird because I always thought of Wuhan as the location of the virus rather than the race of the people. It is the media, who will tell you how un-racist they are, that think of it as race.
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian? or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi) 397
When the schools shut down, I bet they haul the chilluns in for breakfast and lunch. Nobody is contagious while eating.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn) 398
WTF happens if Trump claim the KungFlu is a bioweapon that escaped from a Chinese Bio lab.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 07:40 PM (dKiJG) China is already blaming us. The tin foil brigade sees some dark US conspiracy behind it. Personally, we should blame China because it is their fault, one way or another. Posted by: WOPR at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (q41Tt) Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (sGtp+) 400
396 Its weird because I always thought of Wuhan as the location of the virus rather than the race of the people. It is the media, who will tell you how un-racist they are, that think of it as race.
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian? or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi) Or Rocky Mtn. High. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (oGFm1) 401
The left: Everyone needs to panic and hide in their homes!
Also the left: You're racist for not going to Chinatown! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: gig workers and service workers at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK) 403
I've seen a couple of baboon troops in the wild and maybe one monkey. I wouldn't get too close to a baboon.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (Uu+Jp) 404
Levin has been on last half hour about how the Chinese are sayingb the Virus was started by us to smear them and the Democrats are saying to blame the Chinese is racist.
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2) 405
The difference between monkeys and apes has never been more important. (Monkeys tails, apes no tails)
Sings - If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey/even if it has a monkey kind of shape. If it doesn't have tail it's not a monkey/If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey/It's an ape. Thanks, Veggie Tales. Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (MmFTx) 406
Anyone see McCain positively fingering herself on the View at the thought of wuhan virus being trumps silver bullet.
There are some images even Kate Dennings cant cure. Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (+dsLj) 407
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian?
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi) ++++++++++++++ Or how about Ebola, which is named for the nearby river? Or MERS (Middle East)? Or Lyme disease? Or Zika? Hmmmm. Maybe because that's how it fucking works? Diseases are usually named for places or people. These people need to be upfront about cashing their Chinese checks and then go fuck off and then fuck off again until dead. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hYcqw) 408
Country Boy, choose wisely.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7) 409
I bet you can find a full complement of canned goods and TP at Dollar General. The elites wouldn't dare be seen there grabbing their panic items.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:34 PM (dSAQa) The Beluga Caviar is out at Whole Foods! Gaaahhh! Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (32YRo) 410
China screwed the goose that laid the golden egg. They'll have a hell of a time recovering once our manufacturing moves back...
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (nzKWW) 411
394
It's actually not difficult to follow AOC's "thinking" that leads her to talk about "patroning" Asian restaurants. "Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those establishments. Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though? *pout* Posted by: Eva Patron at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (sGtp+) 412
Is the barrel closed, because of the novel Corona virus?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:26 PM Do not tempt me. Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (786Ro) 413
It's actually not difficult to follow AOC's "thinking" that leads her to talk about "patroning" Asian restaurants.
"Patronizing" is something evil sexist nazi men do to women, so it obviously can't be the proper word for giving business to those establishments. Who gets to be the lucky person to tell her that "patron" refers to men, though? Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at March I think when she said "patroning" it was kind of a freudian slip and she meant "patreon", which is where you are going to be finding her after her seat is redistricted away. But you get to see her rack. Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (HALdu) Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (3ji9r) 415
100 people a DAY died on average from the flu last year in the USA, according to CDC stats. about 40 total have died in America since December from Wuhan Flu. Somehow the CDC expects tens of thousands to die of this stuff by the end of the year?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (KZzsI) 416
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist.
Posted by: LASue at March nah, that would unify everybody Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu) Nope. The Left would say we had it coming, would surrender, and try to turn the rest of us in. Unity in this country is dead. Forever. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (hdBIW) 417
Honestly, it's all going down and you're worried about- toilet paper? Really? That's what people are fighting over?
A month from now people are going to be looking at a garbage full of TP and saying- "WTF. I can wipe my ass for the next two years". Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (XN+73) 418
Is that anti-Snow Bunny?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi) I don't know a single adult male that is anti-Snow Bunny. Not a one. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK) 419
most of the media are missing a Cerebral cortex and they failed out of beauty school.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (n13/j) 420
Since the kids will be home for two weeks, I made need to bring in more supplies. Naw, I'm just kidding. I am loaded up. I hope they eat this stuff so I don't.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (MmFTx) 421
are the Chinese racists because they cause most pandemics with their caged live animals in close quarters spreading virile to humans?
Posted by: avi at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (kSq2k) 422
The term 'swine flu' is anti-porcine.
Posted by: Arnold Ziffel, Swine Anti-Defamation League at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (oVJmc) 423
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian?
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (r+sAi) Or Rocky Mtn. High. Posted by: m at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (oGFm1) Lyme (Connecticut) Disease Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL) 424
When the schools shut down, I bet they haul the chilluns in for breakfast and lunch. Nobody is contagious while eating.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 12, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn) Google employees have been working from home for almost a month. Friend's spawn just realized how much money they are spending on breakfast and lunch at home. Google provides their infantile employees with such luxuries along with a gym to work out in onsite. Like being in elementary school again. Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (dSAQa) 425
These people need to be upfront about cashing their Chinese checks and then go fuck off and then fuck off again until dead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hYcqw) Once dead, they can then do one last fuck off. Because they can never fuck off enough times. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (Y8PSl) 426
The Planet of the Apes scenario in Plague Inc is one of two I have not beat yet.
Humans cure the virus and then kill me with drones. Maybe I should re watch the movies to see what I am doing wrong. Posted by: Big V at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (XEC2p) 427
Country Boy, choose wisely.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7) Trying. I have a terrible track record though. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (hdBIW) 428
I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI) 429
Huh. This Kat Dennings dame has a nice rack.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (hYcqw) 430
Since the kids will be home for two weeks, I made need to bring in more supplies.
Posted by: no good deed at March ammo? Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (HALdu) 431
So last thread, was that particular song choice Palin's way of coming out as a dyke?
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (ldmQR) 432
There should be enough toilet paper left over to shove down Jimmy Acosta's throat.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp) 433
233 "A number of Universities are going online for spring semester."
Which brings up the point: Why do they need to spend so much time and money on college when most of it can be done from home? Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Tnijr) You asked the question that no college administrator wants to hear. They've been stuffing anyone who dare ask it for a few years now. With this nonsense, more will start asking it. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (sy5kK) 434
Maybe I should re watch the movies to see what I am doing wrong.
You need the writers on your side so that the few dozen apes manage to overwhelm 300 million humans in the USA without anywhere else in the world attempting to intervene or help. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI) 435
nah, that would unify everybody
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (HALdu) Trump should tell everyone the ChiComs are hoarding our TP...that would unify these folks in a heart beat - damn Commie bastards! Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (32YRo) 436
The Hill: Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9 Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h) 437
... Jersey schools closing to flatten the " epistemological" curve...
********* If done properly, a healed episiotomy scar should be straight (not curved) and flat (level with the skin), but maybe in Jersey they do it differently. What? Epistemological? Never mind. Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (m45I2) 438
How soon before the MFM blames Trump for the empty shelves in the stores?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at How soon do they blame Ace for the shelves? Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (vd8XM) 439
I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March "patroning" Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu) 440
Trump aside, the reaction to this basically manufactured crisis makes the US look like a bunch of raging pussies.
if I were an aggressive country looking to hurt us, I'd attack right now- it seems like half the country is busy hoarding toilet paper and hand ringing about whether the Wuhan virus is racist. Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YxML+) I thought this very thought a couple of days ago. Luckily, all the other nations are more effed up that we are. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK) We're about in Lord of the Flies territory here. And sooner or later, one of the kids is going to take a look at that big red button, and say "I wonder what will happen if I push this." Then it's a montage of mushrooms, to the tune of "We'll Meet Again." Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12) 441
Honestly, it's all going down and you're worried about- toilet paper? Really? That's what people are fighting over?
A month from now people are going to be looking at a garbage full of TP and saying- "WTF. I can wipe my ass for the next two years". Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, getting ready for direct fire at March 12, 2020 07:46 PM (XN+73) I don't think that anything sinks into the thick skulls of people like that. They are stuck on stupid. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (3ji9r) 442
Wuhan flu will accelerate home schooling, a good and welcome death to public schools.
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$. Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end. Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (MmFTx) 445
And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers. Posted by: Diogenes Yeah, shoppers are all business. In, out, breath as little as possible. I was one of them, today. Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (WH4v7) 446
406 Anyone see McCain positively fingering herself on the View at the thought of wuhan virus being trumps silver bullet.
There are some images even Kate Dennings cant cure. Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (+dsLj) Christina Hendricks leaked photos protect us! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (2B9A/) 447
I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI) She kept saying "patroning." It wasn't just a one off. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (hdBIW) 448
Trump should tell everyone the ChiComs are hoarding our TP...that would unify these folks in a heart beat - damn Commie bastards!
Posted by: Boswell at March Those commmie bastards put flouride in the tp ![]() Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (HALdu) 449
The Hill: Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9 Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h) Estimate based on what? An eight ball? A crystal Ball? Tarot cards? Jeanne Dixon? Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dSAQa) 450
I'm thinking of writing a syfy time travel novel in which the hero goes back in time to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru) 451
Patroning is the verb form of being a patron. Sort of like patronizing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (Uu+Jp) 452
Divide divide divide divide divide
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (uEbPt) 453
She says 'patroning.'
Well that does sound like something that dimwit would do. And she worked in the service industry heh Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (KZzsI) 454
With this nonsense, more will start asking it.
So, this is how the higher education revolution begins. Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (MmFTx) 455
Trump should tell everyone the ChiComs are hoarding our TP...that would unify these folks in a heart beat - damn Commie bastards!
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM Unless we, ourselves, have a Strategic TP Reserve, we won't be able to wipe them out. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (DMUuz) 456
The Left would give up Taiwan tomorrow if asked. They would give up some other countries if they could.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (n13/j) 457
I'm thinking of writing a syfy time travel novel in which the hero goes back in time to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru) ++++++++++++++ If it's exceptionally well illustrated in full color, I'm in for $50 hardcover. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (hYcqw) 458
I need TP for my bunghole!!!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (oVJmc) 459
Fuck the monkeys.
**** Not a daydream believer I see. Posted by: Two Weeks From Singing a Monkees Song at March 12, 2020 07:43 PM (+dsLj) Finally! Posted by: The Chicken at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (LPnfS) 460
450 I'm thinking of writing a syfy time travel novel in which the hero goes back in time to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru) What boobs are on the tour? Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp) 461
The Hill: Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
That's nearly as many as are estimated to have the Wuhan Flu worldwide. She's as much of a dimwit as most of them are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI) 462
They don't CARE that they're contradicting themselves. They just want division. They ENJOY watching you call them liars. It gets them off - like that dude who's just a little too happy standing in a trenchcoat across the street from the house fire.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (uEbPt) 463
Duh, "Patroning" is short for "Patroneus" which, as we all know, was summoned by Harry Potter to ward off evil spirits and I figured if this works for evil spirits, it will certainly work for a virus!
Posted by: I'm OAC and approve this message 464
If it's exceptionally well illustrated in full color, I'm in for $50 hardcover.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (hYcqw) a pop up book? Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (n13/j) 465
I have a master plan. Walk in the store, start coughing and everybody gets the hell out of my way.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (ImqR7) 466
The Hill: Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
http://hill.cm/zU4OKZ9 Uh, okay. Hope you Ohioans are stocked up on TP... Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (DTX3h) She added that the slow rollout of testing means the state does not have good verified numbers to know for sure. No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (3ji9r) 467
You stop being mean to me! Bartenderizing is hard!!
Posted by: AOC at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (m45I2) 468
Google employees have been working from home for almost a month.
But not contractors. I'll be there next week. I'm expecting immaculate lawns by illegals who are laughing their asses off. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (EYsyU) 469
Yeah, shoppers are all business. In, out, breath as little as possible. I was one of them, today.
Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (WH4v7) Combat shopping - my wife is good at it - when a man's stamina fails, the woman's extra shopping muscle kicks in and she can take that shopping hill - awe inspiring. Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (32YRo) 470
I think that by the time this is over, people's trust and respect for the nation's "experts" in health and disease are going to have a reputation much akin to Jim Acosta and the FBI.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI) 471
The Left would give up Taiwan tomorrow if asked. They would give up some other countries if they could.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:51 PM (n13/j) The US being one of them. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (hdBIW) Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (G546f) 473
Country Boy, choose wisely.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ImqR7) Trying. I have a terrible track record though. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:47 PM (hdBIW) Good advice, I have heard about 50/50 long term quality results with the Pinay! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL) 474
/off low iq sock.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 475
428 I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI) There's a scene in an episode of Cheers where Frasier explains the difference between "patronage" and "patronizing" to Sam. And, imagine that: it's on YooBoob. https://youtu.be/DLZ_NIz8Kyo Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (DTX3h) 476
The US being one of them.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (hdBIW) the cherry in the parfait. Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (n13/j) 477
Have they never heard of West Nile Virus? Is that anti-Egyptian?
or Rocky Mtn. Spotted Fever? Is that anti-Snow Bunny? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March somebody need to make "walk like a wuhanian" Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (HALdu) 478
Kinda wondering about this toilet paper hoarding. Are people blowing snot out of their asses, because this is a cold virus, not an intestinal one.
I mean, Kleenex I could understand. But TP? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (6eEQ+) 479
No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot. Interesting how many 'officials' seem to be doing this, isn't it? Newsom, Sister Rosenpenis, Diblasio and others... Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc) 480
The Hill: Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
That's nearly as many as are estimated to have the Wuhan Flu worldwide. She's as much of a dimwit as most of them are. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM (KZzsI) Yes, there are about 135,000 cases worldwide with 81,000 in China but that dumb bitch says 100,000 are in Ohio. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (3ji9r) 481
Halt all imports from China.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv) 482
No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan 150,000,000 so far Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (vd8XM) 483
One Li'l Blutarski had her project cancelled. Another Li'l Blutarski had his college announce no class attendance for the rest of the year.
NBA, NHL, MLB, hell even the XFL are falling into line. Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (VNfwt) 484
I think that by the time this is over, people's trust and respect for the nation's "experts" in health and disease are going to have a reputation much akin to Jim Acosta and the FBI.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI) ++++++++++ Distrusted, laughed and sneered at by 35%, idolized and worshiped by 35%, and unknown to the rest? They need a far worse fate. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (hYcqw) 485
Ben Had @ 372 Iran? EMP maybe? That's some heavy shit.
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (XhWtx) 486
@RealSLokhova
Twitter is probably going to ban it. But in the meantime, enjoy watching AOC lecture you not to touch your face. https://tinyurl.com/v6d8aag Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (cF8AT) 487
Finally!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 12, 2020 07:52 PM You're more a fan of "Last Train to Clucksville", I take it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (DMUuz) 488
>>I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
But patroning is not. Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (ZLI7S) 489
don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning." She's an idiot. Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy) 490
I'm thinking of writing a syfy time travel novel in which the hero goes back in time to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM (+y/Ru) ++++++++++++++ You best be clear about the definition of boob or you'll be spending a lot of time with Joe Biden. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (Uu+Jp) 491
There are some images even Kate Dennings cant cure.
It's Kat Dennings you filthy casual. Be better. Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (9t0Zz) 492
Y'all, I went shopping today because I am working on my Gainzzzz. I strolled down the paper aisle just to look. There was no TP and two or three boxes of tissue. So, I'm a chatting with some of my friends, and one of the gals is seriously running out of TP and can't find any. I did a Costco/Sam's run and loaded up on a bunch of stuff I use anyway a couple of weeks ago. I gave her a 6 pack of TP at the school pick up along with a container of Clorox wipes. I told her the first one is free. After that, I am funding my kids' college.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (MmFTx) 493
In fairness, with her bar tender cred, I think by "patroning" she was saying that everybody should be imbibing tequila in chinese restaurants
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (WH4v7) 495
somebody need to make "walk like a wuhanian"
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (HALdu) They're no fun, they just fall down, unlike Weebles who only wobble. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (Y8PSl) 496
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:53 PM (KZzsI)
Heard today (and I am not vouching for this) that Fauci had previously claimed that AIDS, one of his specialties, was going to be an global epidemic. Oops! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL) 497
489 don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning." She's an idiot. Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy) Twice...she pronounced it that way twice. Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (cF8AT) 498
Patroning is the verb form of being a patron. Sort of like patronizing.
Posted by: Northernlurker ------- Ah, the verbing of a word. Posted by: Calvin at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (4bd7D) 499
""patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business. " It is, but the girl with her brains in her chesticles said "patroning". Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (lg/F7) 500
481 Halt all imports from China.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv) right now, that would mean cutting off all of our supplies of antibiotics. We've made a big mistake, obviously, but it's going to take time and money to correct it. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (nRWPy) 502
Just for grins, I turned on the sports talk station on my drive home. They're gonna be proper fucked soon. It was all Wuhan virus coverage, debate panels on whether these moves are good or an overreaction, calls from listeners about the same, theorizing about schedule abbreviations or cancellations, etc.
They can get a week out of that, maybe. Then what? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (hYcqw) 503
So no sports. Second look at pron?
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (VNfwt) Posted by: Two Weeks From Spelling Boobie Queen Kat Dennings Name Right at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (+dsLj) 505
Doesn't Patroning have something to do with Tequila?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro) 506
It's idiot-speak Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (nRWPy) -------------- It's AOC. Which sort of explains it, right?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 507
Oh, Ben Had, that's diabolical. I'm mad I didn't think of it.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (MmFTx) 508
Why am I still Dorothy Kilgallen?
Does anyone know who she was? Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen --------- A columnist. Posted by: Garry Moore at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (4bd7D) 509
I told her the first one is free. After that, I am funding my kids' college.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (MmFTx) Well done! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 07:58 PM (BiNEL) 510
I did a lot of Patroning in college.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (MmFTx) 511
Commissar Hrothgar @ 473- Yeah Country Boy, and make sure she's a girl. Know what I mean?
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx) 512
I'm thinking of writing a syfy time travel novel in which the hero goes back in time to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler Not to be confused with the delicious French recipe for Breasts in Butter ... A Nipple in Thyme ... Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (LPnfS) 513
How many times can you hear the Left say something like
"you can't question an old person's mental health" or "it's illegal to investigate someone who is running for president" ...before you realize they are total fucking sociopaths. They seem shameless because they actually are. They know we don't like being called racists. They think its funny to watch us deny it. Posted by: ... at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (uEbPt) 514
Trump should tell everyone the ChiComs are hoarding our TP...that would unify these folks in a heart beat - damn Commie bastards!
Posted by: Boswell at March Those commmie bastards put flouride in the tp Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 07:50 PM fluoridated TP, soaking up our precious bodily fluids Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (786Ro) 515
We're about in Lord of the Flies territory here. And sooner or later, one of the kids is going to take a look at that big red button, and say "I wonder what will happen if I push this." Then it's a montage of mushrooms, to the tune of "We'll Meet Again." Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (hku12) yep. might as well sing along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK) 516
"Heard today (and I am not vouching for this) that Fauci had previously claimed that AIDS, one of his specialties, was going to be an global epidemic" TBF, you have to say that to be a political doctor. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (lg/F7) 517
*curtsies* Thanks, Hrothgar.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (MmFTx) 518
Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
******** Oopsie, my bad. I ran the global warming model. 100,000 is the average global temperature in 8 no wait make that 7 years. Double checking my numbers. That should be seventeen. Seventeen cases of COVID-19 in Ohio. Posted by: Ohio heaalth official at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (m45I2) 519
no good deed, I'm happy to share.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (ImqR7) 520
Heard today (and I am not vouching for this) that Fauci had previously claimed that AIDS, one of his specialties, was going to be an global epidemic.
A lot of people were saying that in the late 80s, because they were trying as hard as possible to disassociate it from its most common causes: anal sex and intravenous drug use. We'll all get it! Its not just those people! Its everyone! Except, you know, how it wasn't. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI) 521
right now, that would mean cutting off all of our supplies of antibiotics. We've made a big mistake, obviously, but it's going to take time and money to correct it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro) IIRC, there is no longer any ability to produce penicillin in CONUS. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL) 522
XFL would be smart not to cancel. Nothing else is on
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG) 523
And I had some Panda chinese food, which was just a bit above awful.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 07:14 PM (JKNZq) That place is a fraud. Their Panda meat is really Possum. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (miJU3) 524
"WTF. I can wipe my ass for the next two years".
The TP companies may see a boom now but then sales will drop for a while.Maybe forever if we all drop dead. Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr) 525
Wuhan flu will accelerate home schooling, a good and welcome death to public schools.
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$. Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end. Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0) I'm sure it's been noted, MLB had cancelled all remaining Spring Training games, and delayed the start of the season for at least #twoweeks. I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players. Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (hku12) 526
Calvin: I like to verb words. Hobbes: What? Calvin: I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed. Verbing weirds language. Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (4bd7D) Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (HALdu) 528
Why am I still Dorothy Kilgallen?
Does anyone know who she was? Posted by: Dorothy Kilgallen at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (WH4v7) +++++++++++ NY arts columnist. 40s-60s. Regular panelist on "What's My Line?" She broke into serious news with, I think, a murder or serial killer on the west coast. Died during the coverage of the same. My memory is hazy, but something makes me think she was murdered but I really don't remember. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hYcqw) 529
I've had a dry coof for the last 4 days getting worse. Can't tell if it's pollen or not. And in fairness, my eyes are itchy.
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (wmGy9) 530
505 Doesn't Patroning have something to do with Tequila?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 07:57 PM (V2Yro) yes. it is a verb, like "Googling". Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (sy5kK) 531
Kat Dennings, is this someone I want to look up?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW) 532
Twitter is probably going to ban it. But in the meantime, enjoy watching AOC lecture you not to touch your face. She also pronounced 'banal' to rhyme with 'anal.' Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (oVJmc) 533
I'm not a big tequila guy, but Big Titty Small Brain AOC makes me want to go out and get a bottle. I recently read the Shep Gordon biog, Supermensch, he with Sammy Hagar brought Cabo Wabo to market. Made a fortune. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (lg/F7) 534
They can get a week out of that, maybe. Then what?
They were counting on Iran's and North Korea's nuclear programs, but they've both had surprisingly bad luck with earthquakes. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (IMdOQ) 535
>>Another Li'l Blutarski had his college announce no class attendance for the rest of the year.
Yeah, Little Boswell Missy has had her college spring trimester converted to online at home starting in late March - fun filled college golf tournaments? cancelled! Beer bong nights with those lay about Kappa Sigs? Denied! Hanging out at the Sarasota Casinos? Asta Lavista, Baby! And there was much rejoicing in the Boswell family wallet... Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (32YRo) 536
522 XFL would be smart not to cancel. Nothing else is on
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG) Too late. Announced today. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK) 537
NEW #1 SPECTATOR SPORT: Chess by Mail
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc) 538
Kat Dennings, is this someone I want to look up?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW) ++++++++++++ If you like dark hair, pale skin and big knockers, then yes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (hYcqw) 539
IIRC, there is no longer any ability to produce penicillin in CONUS.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL) Give me a wheel of blue cheese and some slides ... Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LPnfS) Posted by: Miklos, implicating the Kennedy's ( mean the other dead Kennedys) at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (QzkSJ) 541
Yes, there are about 135,000 cases worldwide with 81,000 in China but that dumb bitch says 100,000 are in Ohio.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (3ji9r) This shit upsets me till I think for a minute. Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (nRWPy) 542
Ohio health official estimates 100,000 people in state have coronavirus
------- Pales in comparison to gun deaths! Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (w54mS) 543
The TP companies may see a boom now but then sales will drop for a while.Maybe forever if we all drop dead.
They can solve that with expiration dates. Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (IMdOQ) Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj) 545
Commissar Hrothgar @ 473- Yeah Country Boy, and make sure she's a girl. Know what I mean?
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx) Trust me Eromero, I'll have that figured out before I even leave Cebu airport. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (hdBIW) 546
XFL would be smart not to cancel. Nothing else is on
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG) The two Europa League matches I watched today were played in empty stadiums, one in Greece and the other in Austria. Some matches were cancelled outright. This is a highly evolved panic. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (Y8PSl) 547
Why hasn't Fox or MSNBC or any Hollywood studio shut down their productions?
It reminds me of the global warming hypocrites flying around the world on their private jets... Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (YxML+) 548
XFL would be smart not to cancel. Nothing else is on Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (dKiJG) Too late. Announced today. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (sy5kK) WBNA will be the only thing left since no one goes to those games any way Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (3ji9r) 549
511 Commissar Hrothgar @ 473- Yeah Country Boy, and make sure she's a girl. Know what I mean?
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 07:59 PM (XhWtx) Especially if "she's" Thai. A Thai acquaintance told me you can spot the ladyboys because most all of them look better than Thai women. As a gentleman, I told her, "Oh no, I am sure that can't possibly be true!" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (BiNEL) 550
100,000 infected in Ohio. Way to pull numbers of panic inducing stupidness right out of the "expert" officials shit encrusted asshole.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (pw+jk) 551
They were counting on Iran's and North Korea's nuclear programs, but they've both had surprisingly bad luck with earthquakes.
"Yeah... bad luck" --God Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:04 PM (KZzsI) 552
people ,
they are afraid of getting quarantined. If your gonna be stuck, the hell with food, ya need tee pee! Posted by: hording horde hoarder at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (/LQkF) 553
IIRC, there is no longer any ability to produce penicillin in CONUS.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL) +++++++++++++++ Really? :: head-desk :: Fucking globalists. "Let's spread our supply chain for *everything* across every continent and ensure we have plenty single points of failure. We'll optimize for efficiency and price with no other factors. We'll run lean as fuck, but thankfully brittleness is over and like, totally last century." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (hYcqw) 554
Walk into any Tractor supply and go to the Med cabinet and grab a bottle of penicillin.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (ImqR7) 555
Not to be confused with the delicious French recipe for Breasts in Butter ... A Nipple in Thyme ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic In Hungarian, the same word means "nipple" and Brussels Sprout. Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ) 556
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No verified number so just throw out some bullshit number to feed the panic. I would have fired her on the spot. Interesting how many 'officials' seem to be doing this, isn't it? Newsom, Sister Rosenpenis, Diblasio and others... Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc) " Weird, huh ? demonrats all, they have gotten their orders. and most of the panic seems urban and blue state. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (zlgJP) 557
Kat Dennings is fairly attractive with huge breasteses and no acting talent or functioning brain cells. You think AOC is dumb, she's so stupid you forget about the good parts and start looking for something to hang yourself after watching her "act" for a while
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI) 558
Coronavirus from Wuhan, China.
Coronavirus from Wuhan, China. Coronavirus from Wuhan, China. Coronavirus from Wuhan, China. Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (zr5Kq) 559
*looks at the Thai monkeys on raft* I, the Wrath of God, will marry my own daughter, and with her I will found the purest dynasty the world has ever seen. Together, we shall rule this entire continent. We shall endure. I am the Wrath of God... who else is with me? Posted by: Zombie Don Lope de Aguirre at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (EGyGV) 560
Its the end of the world as we know and I wipe with Charmin ultra-fine......
Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (Eu98u) 561
Well, I don't know about that virus, but today's tests confirmed the strep has been squatting in my...ventricles, I think? Not the valves, anyway. Plus, the better angle revealed that I had, in fact, NOT lost IF! 6 months of outpatient IV antibiotics should clear this up. Needless to say, big relief!
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (PbUF8) 562
So proud to be an Ohioan smh. Of all the times for "officials" to start throwing around random numbers. They know exactly what they're doing.
Posted by: AF at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (RsPQq) 563
Kat Dennings, is this someone I want to look up?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM You'll enjoy it more if you're looking down at her. Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (786Ro) 564
In Hungarian, the same word means "nipple" and Brussels Sprout.
Like the Eskimo and snow, in France, they have 500 words for nipple. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI) 565
Kat Dennings, is this someone I want to look up?
*********** Yes. Wait let me think.. Yes. Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj) Oh, her. Meh. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (hdBIW) 566
Kat Dennings is fairly attractive with huge breasteses and no acting talent or functioning brain cells. You think AOC is dumb, she's so stupid you forget about the good parts and start looking for something to hang yourself after watching her "act" for a while
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (KZzsI) +++++++++++++++ Huh. Good thing *none* of that comes through in the still pictures. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: KY at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr) 569
Sumo wrestling matches have continued without a live audience since Kung flu started
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (G546f) 570
she's so stupid you forget about the good parts and start looking for something to hang yourself after watching her "act" for a while
******** Amateur hour, you're supposed to watch with the sound off. Posted by: Two Weeks From Squeezing Dennings' Boom Booms at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (+dsLj) Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (1g7ch) 572
Good evening, horde!
The gals in my office are pretty funny--one of them put a large roll of toilet paper on a table today with a silent auction bid sheet. ![]() Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (OX9vb) 573
Give me a wheel of blue cheese and some slides ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at March 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LPnfS) In a pinch, old bread is a good "starter"! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:07 PM (BiNEL) 574
In Hungarian, the same word means "nipple" and Brussels Sprout.
Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ) mellbimbo ?? Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq) 575
At work, we have been told to work from home unless we can't or don't want to. We have hand sanitizer at major junctions, etc. People were taking the bottles. They have chained the bottles to cubicles with those bead chains like they have bank pens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw) 576
Like the Eskimo and snow, in France, they have 500 words for nipple.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor How can one govern a nation with 500 words for nipple? Posted by: Gen. Charles-Miklos de Gaulle at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (QzkSJ) 577
Well, at least Alice is getting ratioed in the comments.
Alice Speri @alicesperi I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here. https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO) 578
Amateur hour, you're supposed to watch with the sound off.
The stupid still comes off in waves like a desert at high noon. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI) 579
gumicucli !
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq) 580
Wuhan flu will accelerate home schooling, a good and welcome death to public schools.
Wonder if big commerce, teachers' unions, sports leagues will very soon declare all is clear 'cause $$$. Bet this crisis comes to a sudden end. Posted by: Money at March 12, 2020 07:49 PM (WX+x0) I'm sure it's been noted, MLB had cancelled all remaining Spring Training games, and delayed the start of the season for at least #twoweeks. I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players. Posted by: BurtTC Trump has canceled the November elections indefinitely. Will remain president. Watch how quick it becomes no bigger than the common cold. Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (CigxG) 581
Looks like Seattle Metro area is going into lockdown in the slowest, most torturous way possible. At least the Chicoms brutally locked everyone down at once.
By gadfrey, if I see ANYBODY eating a bat I will immediately assist them with seppuku. I will supply the blade. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (EnQC8) 582
533 I'm not a big tequila guy, but Big Titty Small Brain AOC makes me want to go out and get a bottle.
I recently read the Shep Gordon biog, Supermensch, he with Sammy Hagar brought Cabo Wabo to market. Made a fortune. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (lg/F7) I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (DTX3h) 583
That's hilarious, April. So, what was the highest bid?
![]() Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (MmFTx) 584
The stupid still comes off in waves like a desert at high noon.
***** Damn thats gonna leave a mark on the ta tas. Posted by: Two Weeks From Gonna Shoop, Baby at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj) 585
I don't care where they bury me.
Posted by: Emmylou Harris at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (WX+x0) Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Finno-Ugric language at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (QzkSJ) 587
@RealKiraDavis 26 seconds ago
#latterdaysaints cancel all gatherings worldwide until further notice Man, when they cancel something, they CANCEL it. Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (cF8AT) 588
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (PbUF
![]() Good on you! Please to repost this on the ONT, there were a lot of people praying for you there, and they'd like to know this! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (BiNEL) 589
531 Kat Dennings, is this someone I want to look up?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:01 PM (hdBIW) I am not a huge fan. Her rack is nice. Her voice insipid. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (2B9A/) 590
At work, we have been told to work from home unless we can't or don't want to. We have hand sanitizer at major junctions, etc. People were taking the bottles. They have chained the bottles to cubicles with those bead chains like they have bank pens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw) That's hilarious. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (hdBIW) 591
In Hungarian, the same word means "nipple" and Brussels Sprout.
Posted by: Miklos, Chef d'Cuisine Hongroise at March 12, 2020 08:05 PM One of these is not like the other. Posted by: Satan's Dingleberry at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (DMUuz) 592
"Trust me Eromero, I'll have that figured out before I even leave Cebu airport. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy" It don't matter if it's Arcturian. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (elGJ1) 593
She didn't say "patronizing," she said "patroning." She's an idiot. Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 07:55 PM (nRWPy) Twice...she pronounced it that way twice. Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 07:56 PM (cF8AT) It's the bartender in her, trying to be free. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK) 594
mellbimbo ??
Posted by: runner Why YES, if you want to be specific. Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Finno-Ugric language at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (QzkSJ a plate of Brussels Sprouts is tanyer mellbimbo ??? Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq) 595
@alicesperi
I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here. https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO) ++++++++++++++ I am a man of near infinite patience for ignorance. Ignorance can be cured if the ignoramus is willing to learn. But this stuff? This stuff is different. The day of reckoning for the press cannot come soon enough. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:11 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Uralic-Altaic language at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (QzkSJ) 597
Kate Upton's sure got some nice Brussels Sprouts.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (786Ro) 598
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)
Does she have a gofundme? I would contribute for a private jet flight if she does! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (BiNEL) 599
I think AOC was a mixologist like Elizabeth Warren is a Cherokee. I figure she was the girl that poured well drinks when it was really busy and kept the owner happy the rest of the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI) 600
Alice is getting ratioed in the comments.
Alice Speri @alicesperi I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here. https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n Posted by: redridinghood at March So, she is a citizen of the U.S. but refers to Italy as home. Where do I go to buy her a ticket home? Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu) 601
That is for something nipple-like made of rubber.
Posted by: Miklos, teacher of Uralic-Altaic language a oh, ok. Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq) 602
577 Well, at least Alice is getting ratioed in the comments.
Alice Speri @alicesperi I have spent the last week looking for flights to Italy not because of coronavirus-inspired flash sales, but because I would rather go home to a country that's currently in the grip of one of the worst outbreaks in the world than stay here. https://tinyurl.com/w4ske5n Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO) Who bitch this is? Aw, who gives a shit. Goodbye, Alice, and get fucked. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (DTX3h) 603
So, she is a citizen of the U.S. but refers to Italy as home.
Where do I go to buy her a ticket home? Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu) +++++++++++++ The State Department should deport her. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (hYcqw) 604
So, my younger sister, who is a PA in the Wichita area, is stick with all the symptoms of COVID-19. She has requested a test.
She'll probably be fine, as will her immediate family, but it is kind of unnerving all the same. I do hope that she hasn't been around my other sister these last couple weeks, since sister 2 had thyroid cancer last fall, and has had to have her thyroid removed and chemo or radiation (not sure which). Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (nBq51) 605
I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (DTX3h) My shopping trip last week confirms this. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Miklos, frustrated teacher of Uralic-Altaic language at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ) 608
Kate Upton's sure got some nice Brussels Sprouts.
The Brussels Sprouts on that dancing girl in 300 were pretty impressive, too Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI) 609
I wonder if it occurs to these shitstains that they are Chinese propagandists. I guess it's only bad when Facebook publishes Russian propaganda.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (MmFTx) 610
People have gone absolutely bonkers. The loss of collective wealth and the hit to our economy is staggering.
Posted by: IC at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (sYDum) 611
WTF.
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"Alice Speri
@alicesperi Journalist @theintercept, covering justice, Lipman Fellow @columbiajourn | Tweets on wars, cops, prisons and borders | Italiana all'estero, mother of dragons" She's a moonbat. Let her go. Hell, I'll kick in five bucks. Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc) 613
*notices sudden love and admiration of oft maligned Brussel Sprouts
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq) 614
583 That's hilarious, April. So, what was the highest bid?
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:09 PM (MmFTx) Started at a dime, went to 15 cents last I saw, but that was this morning. Who knows what happened this afternoon after DeWine cancelled public school for three weeks. Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (OX9vb) 615
I wonder if it occurs to these shitstains that they are Chinese propagandists. I guess it's only bad when Facebook publishes Russian propaganda.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (MmFTx) ++++++++++++ *Occur* to them? They're being paid for it. They know. Most of them, anyway. Some of the truly room-temperature guys might just be so stupid they don't realize it, but I'll bet most of them know. They suck Chinese dick by choice. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (hYcqw) Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa) 617
NOOD -- Jesse Kelly bends the knee.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (WqPYg) 618
There's a good "how to cut and paste" guide in the barrel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI) 619
Stil a little shocked no um, pictures of A-OC have came to light yet.
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (ZCEU2) 620
I think AOC was a mixologist like Elizabeth Warren is a Cherokee. I figure she was the girl that poured well drinks when it was really busy and kept the owner happy the rest of the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI) If by happy you mean keeping AOC's mouth otherwise occupied, then, yeah, he was happy. In more ways than one. Posted by: RickZ at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (Y8PSl) 621
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (CigxG) 622
Uh oh, another one.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (hdBIW) 623
What the hell is all that?
That's what happens when you paste directly from Word. There's an ocean of invisible code that gets copied over. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (KZzsI) 624
Emigration and suicide are tragically overlooked by millions of Americans as options. Talking here about the sort who devote themselves to making the country less prosperous, less secure, less free, and more racist, either professionally, or by their voting behavior.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/) 625
TSgt Ciz, looks like Cannibal Bob gets company in the barrel.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (OX9vb) 626
So, she is a citizen of the U.S. but refers to Italy as home. Where do I go to buy her a ticket home?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:12 PM (HALdu) **** This shit makes me want to swear off pizza in protest. Posted by: Two Weeks From Going Low Carb at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (+dsLj) 627
I got this.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (QzkSJ) 628
Will you people stop playing with the Barrel ? Please ??
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (EGyGV) 630
Dayum!
What the hell is all that? Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa) Come to me my lovely! Posted by: Das Barrel at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL) 631
And...no body was talking. The place was absolutely silent. If anyone was talking it was in whispers.
Freaky. Got my beer and left. Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2020 07:27 PM (axyOa) Which neighborhood? At Fred Meyer in Des Moines last night, there were about a third of the regular crowd at 530pm. Some TP, but not a bottle of anything that would kill germs on contact. Then I moved some laundry detergent, and found 2 pint bottles of Clorox bleach. Somebody was hiding them. Not any more. With a spray bottle, those little bottles of Clorox will kill a lot of effing germs. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK) 632
Shhh Tsgt I won't tell nobody if you won't.
Posted by: f'd at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr) 633
590 At work, we have been told to work from home unless we can't or don't want to. We have hand sanitizer at major junctions, etc. People were taking the bottles. They have chained the bottles to cubicles with those bead chains like they have bank pens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (hYcqw) That's hilarious. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:10 PM (hdBIW) Well crap. What are we supposed to do now? Posted by: Joe Mannix Cow Orker at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (1CjJc) 634
Like the Eskimo and snow, in France, they have 500 words for nipple.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ===== How can one govern a nation with 500 words for nipple? Posted by: Gen. Charles-Miklos de Gaulle at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM Being north of the equator, they can see the Aureola Borealis. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (DMUuz) 635
nood !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (zlgJP) 636
TSgt Ciz, looks like Cannibal Bob gets company in the barrel.
Posted by: April at March or, as he refers to it, dinner Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (HALdu) 637
They suck Chinese dick by choice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (hYcqw) The taste is a bit off-putting at first, but when you look at your Caymans National account balance... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL) 638
What the hell is all that?
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:14 PM (af5xa) Why that, my friend...is called the BARREL! Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (32YRo) 639
The College World Series has been canceled.. Omaha is in a world of hurt. The CWS pumps millions of dollars into the Omaha economy and provides lots and lots of tax money. Right now, Mayor Stothert is probably sobbing into whatever she drinks. There's going to be a lot of screaming and gnashing of teeth in the weekly city council meetings.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cancel culture". Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (3aySp) 640
I freaking ran it through note pad to make it all plain text and I still got all that trash.
SMDH... It was a pretty funny joke that I didn't want to have to retype with my bear paws/clubs. Too many broken fingers over the years. BREAKING: The World Health Organization has said that COVID-19 has finally been conclusively proven to not be transmittable by dogs. This means that all dogs held in quarantine have now been released. That's right... WHO let the dogs out. End transmission Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (af5xa) 641
I'm sure it's been noted, MLB had cancelled all remaining Spring Training games, and delayed the start of the season for at least #twoweeks.
I wonder how this throws off the steroid doping schedule for players. Posted by: BurtTC Trump has canceled the November elections indefinitely. Will remain president. Watch how quick it becomes no bigger than the common cold. Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2020 08:08 PM (CigxG) I'd love to see him float the idea. Just a casual, off-hand comment, "we're considering many things, including postponing the elections..." Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (hku12) 642
I don't get the AOC kerfluffle here. She's generally an idiot and claiming its racist to not go to a Chinese joint right now is silly but... "patronizing" is pretty standard language for going to a business.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI) But she didn't say that. She said "patroning" instead, which really isn't a word. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (miJU3) Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (arJlL) 644
to cop a feel of history's greatest boobs. I'd call it A Nipple In Time.
You'll need a silent time machine. If it wheezes like the TARDIS she'll clobber you walking out the door. Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (FhXTo) 645
Hey, AOC---explain to us why the anti-Chinese racists were happily eating at the Chinese restaurants prior to the outbreak?
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (Yn6WC) 646
Well, I don't know about that virus, but today's tests confirmed the strep has been squatting in my...ventricles, I think? Not the valves, anyway. Plus, the better angle revealed that I had, in fact, NOT lost IF! 6 months of outpatient IV antibiotics should clear this up. Needless to say, big relief!
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 12, 2020 08:06 PM (PbUF ![]() Sounds like you may be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Heal quickly, brother. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (miJU3) Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (af5xa) 648
I'm telling you, call it Wu-Flu and dare anyone to correct you.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (+DS2f) 649
"I'll once again pimp the Kirkland Silver Tequila for those with Costco memberships. 100% agave, ~$20/1.75L. Great stuff." Thanks for the tip! Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (lg/F7) 650
There is a link to a pdf in Research Gate (deleted, but saved in the Wayback Machine, author Botao Xiao, South China University of Technology, 2/15/20) which suggests that the virus came from an infected individual at the Wuhan Centers for Disease Control who was bitten by a bat kept in this lab. This lab was 400 feet from the Wuhan seafood market. The bats where it came from live 500 miles from Wuhan and hibernate in caves in the winter time.
Conspiracy theory? You decide. It's pretty straghtforward to sequence the viral DNA from animal samples in the lab 400 feet from the Wuhan market where this supposedly originated from. I'm sure they did it, and they know the answer. This is likely why they sat on this for 6-8 weeks, and didn't let The WHO or the US in until mid February. This is why they are trying to blame the US. If true, they have to be held to account. Posted by: Interested One at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (bxsbX) 651
Tequila makes me want to fight.
Dance, then fight some more. Come at me, ya pussies, do your worst. Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 12, 2020 10:11 PM (w7KSn) 652
Class action lawsuit against Communist China. Could care less about being compensated just want the fuckers to be held accountable. I want that fuck Xi to have to admit his country starts pandemics.
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