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Mini Super Tuesday Results Thread
Biden is leading in polls in all states voting today. The big question is not whether Biden wins, but if he wins so conclusively as to end the race and save himself from having to debate Bernie Sanders.
Via SMOD:BREAKING:First I thought this meant, "Well they've abandoned the 'Town Hall' format, which Biden had pitched so he could sit down during the thing." But then I realized: I'm 100% wrong. This format change GUARANTEES that Sundown Joe will be permitted to sit. You don't stand at podiums without an audience. If it's just Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and three ringers from the establishment liberal press, then it's going to be held around a conference table. Again, no one stands at a podium to address no one but a camera (unless you're doing the SOTU response and you want to pretend you're addressing an audience). This is the Establishment Media going all-in to save Sundown Joe. And National Review will be right there with them.
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:12 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (HaL55)
and so it begins....
they just announced that the Michigan primary results won't be available until wednesday afternoon...at the earliest
that sound you hear is 87 Buicks, with their trunks full of "missing" biden votes, being dispatched
Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)
This is the Establishment Media going all-in to save Sundown Joe.
And National Review will be right there with them.
Posted by: Ace
Will they be able to put him in the oval office?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (rBtIz)
BREAKING:
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
SMOD
Dem debate
virus
welcome to 2020
Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (786Ro)
and so it begins....
they just announced that the Michigan primary results won't be available until wednesday afternoon...at the earliest
that sound you hear is 87 Buicks, with their trunks full of "missing" biden votes, being dispatched
Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (DUIap)
It's that bad for Gropin' Joe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: Aviator at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (T6t7i)
I want specific steps to be taken.
I will wait. Guarantee his answer would be something like I would grab that virus by the pussy and make it stop - no malarkey.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (haWye)
Yes. Yes, it is.
But when Ol' Slow Joe does a campaign stop and begins to speak, there won't be anything they can do to stop, unless they can get the Bad Lip Reading people to help them sanitize the authentic Progressive Gibberish that he can't help but say.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)
Trump might take 45 states.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
I really want that commie bastard to win a few tonight to stay in the race and drag this out but I've got a feeling the DNC has the results ready to go tonight and Comrade Bernie won't be long for this race after this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Courage.
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
_______
They mean TV audience, right?
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (Qf83p)
Hunter Biden cites coronavirus, wife's pregnancy to avoid deposition until after Election Day
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Some of Coke Hunter's kids count, some don't. And damn that CORVID-19!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (DUIap)
That virus mask Joe's wearing will be hiding a ball gag.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)
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Hey!
Posted by: Tulsi G. at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (kOpft)
BREAKING:
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
_______
They mean TV audience, right?
Posted by: ShainS
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lolol thread winner?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (M9ntN)
Sundown Joe will be slapping at imaginary bugs crawling on the table during this -- count on it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (ykYG2)
Oh, TuCa's going to have pretty pretty Tulsi on.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)
He's got a crush.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
I think the DNC is fighting a losing battle. Unless they don't broadcast it live, I don't know how they're going to hide the fact that he is not all there, no matter how tge moderators try to shield him.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (pf1Pv)
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Wayne County will also announce that the Nov results won't be available until #2weeks after all other counties report
Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary and her cow at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh, TuCa's going to have pretty pretty Tulsi on.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Donna Braizile at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
__________
The media has dozens of manufactured hysterias like coronavirus lined-up between now and the election.
It's also likely that Obama, Kerry, and James Taylor will continue to furiously try and get Iran nukes and the ICBMs to launch them at us before election day.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (WqPYg)
IN: INternational Socialist Review
They might as well just make it official.
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (wiXsO)
I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.
Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)
I won't be surprised if they move the time to the afternoon to protect Sundown Joe.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (9hauA)
That was in the SNL comedy skit where they asked Obama that, in their bit about him getting softballs in debating Hillary. But what once was comedy, is becoming reality.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (8AONa)
They are basically Brian Griffin; pseudo-intellectual leftists who are sure they're better than everyone else but are the essence of mediocrity.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (N30JC)
Hunter Biden cites coronavirus, wife's pregnancy to avoid deposition until after Election Day
-
Some of Coke Hunter's kids count, some don't. And damn that CORVID-19!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
I guess I wouldn't really have a problem with some dirtbag's shyster lawyer making such a preposterous request. What I'd have a problem with is a corrupt judge who allows it.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (hku12)
My aunt has dementia and her word salad flows whether she's standing or seated.
Posted by: kallisto
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But does blood flow out of her eyeball?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (f1Vqw)
My aunt has dementia and her word salad flows whether she's standing or seated.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (v1fwL)
_________
Biden never stuttered talking to himself on the toilet as a kid, so they're hoping this prevents any of those innocent stuttering gaffes going forward ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (CAJL/)
I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.
Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)
The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (0O7c5)
Maybe the March 15 debate could be two candidates in hospital beds.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (SSVHF)
Hillary is coming back folks. It seems more plausible every day now.
I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.
Posted by: guy who says its hillary at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (RfmMM)
Posted by: ROBERT THE BRUCE at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (bSTA7)
someone dropped the epic (and mean) insult that "her skin looks like a Drake's coffee cake."
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: ShainS
That would be the worst thing they could do. We get nuked by goatfuckers on US soil, the public will scream for blood.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (T0djb)
Old Pudding Head gets a chance to pick which type of pudding he imagines is in his head every day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)
Joe Biden: I'll debate that Sanders guy but only if he brings some of his fried chicken. I love Popeyes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (ekmlY)
Bad as McCain was, having to choose between these two would force me to do a write-in. There is just no way.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)
She does not have perfect skin - lots of pock marks. Tough crowd here.
I think she is really attractive regardless of her skin. Maybe I'm also biased, sporting my own share of pock marks due to acne. They're not very large and having darker skin helps, but still.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (GnnW0)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (VNfwt)
I think rocking chairs with plaid blanket draped over their skinny legs
with a sleeping cat on their laps would lend the appearance of
folksiness. And when one of them inevitably drifts off to sleep we can
all coo adoringly.
Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)
_________
And Bernie holding a pitchfork.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)
-
What excuse will Joe use to avoid debating OrangeManBad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (Qf83p)
hate to break it to ya
Bernie Bros are a bunch of unaware, dumbass, pussies
they wont do shit
starts at the top
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (rpxSz)
I want specific steps to be taken.
I will wait. Guarantee his answer would be something like I would grab that virus by the pussy and make it stop - no malarkey.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (haWye)
Universal Iron Lungs!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (Wm5SB)
Tulsi's pockmarks do not detract from her beauty to me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (f1Vqw)
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"
So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"
WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: klaftern at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (RuIsu)
That would be prudent.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (XathI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (v1fwL)
It has something to do with acne scars and the movie the Bronx Tale. It's stupid.
Pretty Tulsi is pretty and she's against the foreign wars and she's the kind of Democrat partriot that barely exists anymore and we should encourage her kind.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (gd9RK)
Live and learn.
Posted by: eleven
...
It wasn't the jauntiness, it was the combination of going for a lame number like "fourth" and then... blowing it.
Be Better, eleven.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (PbpT7)
I'm not going to waste my time debating someone who is trying to destroy the American way of life.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
Also, Bernie's flat-out losing. Easier to storm the convention hall if Bernie has more delegates than anyone else.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Caliban
She loves my leg hair.
Posted by: Joe, My name is Joe? at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)
Pale Iranians with green eyes and fully Caucasian Hispanics with blue eyes are also "of color".
It is a stupid insulting term and I hate it.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (u482j)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)
I prefer flip side of a Nestles Crunch Bar
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (rpxSz)
The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (SgjGX)
"I can too get a boner -- don't listen to her!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (H8QX8)
She eventually recovered fully, but for a while would completely screw up words. She knew it, and was able to laugh about it.
I invited her to a luncheon where my husband was being installed as president of his service club. She told a friend, "Jane's taking me to the forum to see Chef Boyardee." She realized what she'd done, and laughed and laughed.
I miss her so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)
They impress me as big talkers not big doers. Well except for the crazy ones and do you think there are enough of them? Those are the ones that go after Trump supporters.
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: cfo mom at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (tVQUs)
with a sleeping cat on their laps would lend the appearance of
folksiness. And when one of them inevitably drifts off to sleep we can
all coo adoringly.
Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)
_________
And Bernie holding a pitchfork.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM
And a couple of glasses of Country Tyme Lemonade.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (rBtIz)
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"
So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"
WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)
There are several strains of common coronavirus that have been known for some time. The one everyone is getting the vapors over now is new.
It's not some kind of supervirus, it's just a virus, and the problem is, humans haven't developed a more complete immunity to it. Yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
Joe wins nomination. Kamala goes on her knees to Joe. Joe forgets what she's offering.
Consults Hunter.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (XzVUd)
You stand ON a podium, not AT it.
Just being a dick.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (/UQ/R)
violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to
force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.
Steve Scalise disagrees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)
It would be the biggest production since the moon landing.
Posted by: Guam tipper at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)
Kamala Harris found her own skin care solution.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Tulsi was born on American Samoa and is of Samoan descent. Her father, Mike Gabbard, is (partly) Samoan, and also was a member of the Hawaii state legislature.
He was agin' gay marriage, and was responsible for the amendment to the Hawaii constitution granting the legislature power to so limit marriage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm a little surprised...I thought MO had a lot of Bernie Bros in it.
I CANNOT wait for a debate between Joe and Trump.
I'd pay to see it!
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: fritzworth at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Hnczp)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (v1fwL)
Yeah, I'm not going near laser hair removal unless it's unseen locations or there have been advances that don't leave us scarred.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, he's an emotion-based commentator, like Peggy Noonan or Glenn Beck. They tend to melt down over time. Hope he can pull out of that spiral.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (gd9RK)
Vote for me, shit heads!
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 08:32 PM (6/uwW)
In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden Bernie
Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)
The Beast called her a Russian asset.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
You stand ON a podium, not AT it.
Just being a dick.
...
Be better, RKae.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)
Don't forget she's suing Hillary.
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
And Val-U-Rite for those non-household surfaces, like the surface of your liver.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (eASYU)
Kamala Harris found her own skin care solution.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)
I often don't name call (for example, I have never mocked Mayor Pete's name) but Mini Mike is too hard to pass up.
He spent over $500M for a handful of delegates and a new permanent nickname.
Great bargain, Mini Mike!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)
Gabbard is a loose cannon for the Democrats. That's why they nuked her. You would think the anti-war Dems would love her, but for some reason they don't.
Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
Use vodka as internal disinfectant !
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Don't you know?
Vanilla is not a flavor.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (gd9RK)
Ironically, I can't surf, only swim.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (tVQUs)
I would expect motivation is going to be low this time in November.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (jruDi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (u482j)
I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
Ummm....okay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
Biden is going to end up like John Gill in the Star Trek episode Patterns of Force. Doped up and put in front of a camera for a minute to read a brief statement and then put back in his room
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (ekmlY)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (dOV9E)
It's gone to his head. He travels around now giving talks and I saw one -- he tried to come off as "America's philosopher," the voice of righteous truth.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (H8QX8)
In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden Bernie
Yes, well that's exactly WHY she's not being given the attention. She makes them look awful and old. And she blew Kamala Harris out of the water, which they will never forgive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Use only as directed.
Directions:
1. Pour it down your throat
2. Repeat
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)
someone dropped the epic (and mean) insult that "her skin looks like a Drake's coffee cake."
Posted by: ace
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omg, I just google___d that. I guess "crumb donut," "chicken mcnugget," and "brocade" might also apply.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (FTlwv)
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~
No. Be Best.
Posted by: Melania Trump at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (sGotD)
Why would debaters not stand just because there is no audience?
You are one hundred percent right in what is happening and about to happen, though. Look for holographs and Big Brother-type webinars from here on out. And if it works and Biden somehow pulls out a win, legitimately or not, we have become the USSR II.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (puu6v)
well I got a good night's sleep! Which I'm very very grateful for!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Be better, Jane.
Be better.
(Imagine a high pitched sqeaky little voice)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (PbpT7)
That ain't helping my tinnitus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
LOL. I usually catch his show on YouTube before the powers that be take them down, but I've been skipping over the coronavirus hysteria.
I really like him, but he has his bugaboos, as do we all.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (9hauA)
I'm just saying that that insult was epic.
Game respects game.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (8AONa)
Technically, a "podium" is the platform one stands on. The "lectern" is the thing that holds up what one is reading.
========
Or in Biden's case, the "lectern" is the thing that holds up the speaker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
well I got a good night's sleep! Which I'm very very grateful for!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM
...
Good to hear.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (u482j)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)
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Nah. Here is how it will go, by example:
Bernie [gesturing] : I'm here to stop the racist Trump!
Joe: Yes! Me too, only more so, and I'm the guy to do it.
Bernie: [silence]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (CDGwz)
a commenter said he'd be in the Captain Pike wheel-box pretty soon.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (v1fwL)
(via google translate)
"In the field of health monitoring relating to the spread of the new Coronavirus on the national territory, there are 10149 total cases, at the moment 8514 people are positive for the virus.
There are 1004 people healed.
There are 5038 patients hospitalized with symptoms, 877 in intensive care, while 2599 are in home isolation.
631 have died, however this number can be confirmed only after the Istituto Superiore di Sanita has established the actual cause of the death."
1000 recovered, I guess vs the 600 died
yikes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)
"The first thing I would do is apologize to the Chinses people for all the ignorant people in our country for referrinjg to this as the WooHand Virus. Second, I would guarantee that all people crossing our truly American open borders receive a free vaccine and a mask. Third, I would raise taxes on the rich."
"Senator Biden, would would you do about this mess?"
"Well, first, I'd talk to my wife. She's a doctor, you know, and I find that talking to her always makes me feel better. Second, as I once told Corn Pop's brother Sugar Smack, you ain't got a thing if you ain't got a devida. Also, My son Hunter would be on the board of directors of whatever company finds a cure for this ham."
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (4a9Vv)
@8 - Jukin
When I saw "Put out the fire and call in the dogs..." my first thought was "it's Baxter Black on Monday." who I've never seen referenced around here.
Sad. He's a riot.
Shows up on the early morning Ag radio in these parts.
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (Cfzj6)
Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)
*I meant to type "holograms." But there likely will be holographs if ol' Joe holograms his way into office and no longer can write.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (lkJnJ)
yikes
but... a lot of people who get coronavirus will never get tested and will never even think they have a flu at all
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
I'm just saying that that insult was epic.
Game respects game.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (PbpT7)
Be better, ace.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (9hauA)
Which, I get that he's also bald and white but that's pretty much the end of any conceivable comparison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (PbpT7)
OMG LMFAO!
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I'm about to snort up some Flonase, hoping to abate the same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (CDGwz)
I'd pay to see it!
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
I said that this morning but some of the Horde thinks the networks will just refuse to host a debate.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (QLlrr)
Be better, ace.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein d
what the fuh?
You be better. You're the one who needs to be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: ace
yep
I think it's the ones serious enough to need ICU that are in trouble
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)
(scribbles notes)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (K3B2k)
Sad. He's a riot.
Shows up on the early morning Ag radio in these parts.
Posted by: teej
I am a relic of Northern Virginia country.....yes it did exist once.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (FTlwv)
We have a friend who got very, very sick in Spain a few years ago. She had emergency surgery on her intestines, I believe. Her husband and school-aged kids had to return home without her.
When she returned home three weeks later, she had to have surgery to repair what the surgeon in Barcelona had done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (lkJnJ)
He 'almost' won Mississippi....on CNN
https://tinyurl.com/vgtwgmc
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)
2m
Folks, I don't want to be an early caller here, but Joe Biden is on his way to thrashing Bernie Sanders in Michigan.
Again, the exit polls indicated this was going to happen. Not that people didn't like or even agree with Bernie. They were just convinced that he couldn't win.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (lkJnJ)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
No *you* be better.
I'm perfect.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)
I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.
Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.
Posted by: nurse ratched
At least you didn't say woodpeckers.
Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (arJlL)
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This is the secret to EVERYTHING.
It's the basis of the entertainment industry. Talent? WTF is talent? Can the person be controlled? This is the only question.
It's the foundation of science funding.
Look into any institution and you will see that this control system is the basis of it.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (VDp66)
I was staying at a nice place outside of Florence
got bored, rented a Punto and started to buy antiques
was supposed to relax and not buy antiques but wtf
Had my room full of stuff after a week
Took me a whole day just to find some boxes and bubble wrap
I'm not at all surprised so many people have died there
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)
I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.
I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
________
Isn't that Google's new motto (more ambiguous than "Don't Be Evil")? /
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Maybe ace can live blog Dr Moreau or something.
It would be great if Twitch let you stream content for purposes of commentary. And we could all comment on aces channel in twitchs awful comment section. Nope I talked myself out of it already.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (hr5kG)
"you don't want to be arrested there, either"
--Amanda Knox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (KZzsI)
It was from a, a friend of mine
It was a plan to screw me
That's what they had in mind
The cops, I, can't involve them
Don't want them coming near
'Cause this thing is getting personal
And picture is now quite clear
I'm robbed blind, robbed blind, bled dry....
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (QLlrr)
What?! No way....the ratings would skyrocket. Comedy gold, Jerry, Gold!
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (cF8AT)
I'll probably forget, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
Was told today, in my county, that they are changing the codes that they are using to report the coronavirus, they have been using old codes, because coronavirus is not completely new... so there will probably be a lot more numbers coming out as positive for coronavirus, but that have recovered or had no symptoms at all.
Posted by: spypeach at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (7R8A2)
Well yeah lots of blacks in Michigan, he never had a shot there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
last warning.
Be better, people.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rhomboid channeling old US Army slogans at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)
I'll probably forget, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself
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As if there's no fun to be had in being annoying!
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (9hauA)
Given everything we've seen the last four years, and Sanders's total compliance in recent days, it's likely the old commie got paid up front this time to keep the left-wing rubes fooled and in line. Good. I always thought he had the greater potential to be a threat (and, conversely, the greater propensity to be a massive fail).
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)
I'm pretty good at it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old
Dick Van Dyke came out and endorsed Bernie. No shit.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (VNfwt)
last warning.
Be better, people.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)
Thought you weren't supposed to sock the aceman
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/vgtwgmc
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
lol.
Black Boomers will never vote for Bernie.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (lkJnJ)
Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (K3B2k)
Nah, anyone with skill would embrace it as meaning, sweet, rich, and everyone wants to have a cup of coffee with me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
Sometimes when I feel it coming on, I can do the eustachian tube clearing thing; pinch my nose shut and exhale like I'm equalizing pressure. That helps if I catch it early. I knew a guy who couldn't make it stop, but he could control the pitch of it when he was tripping. Play little songs in his head. So maybe try that?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
I deleted an earlier tweet about the Secret Service. I wrote today about the agency's role in dealing with the threat of coronavirus so I was interested in its tactics but should not have singled out its personnel. My apologies.
Is that the biggest bunch of BS you've heard today?
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (cF8AT)
We have a friend who got very, very sick in Spain a few years ago. She had emergency surgery on her intestines, I believe. Her husband and school-aged kids had to return home without her.
When she returned home three weeks later, she had to have surgery to repair what the surgeon in Barcelona had done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM
..
Happened to a friend of mine. Appendix burst in Germany.
In fairness they had to pull out his intestines and clean them.
They healed with terrible strictures. US docs puled em all out again.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Parkay at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (VDp66)
Be better.
Posted by: ace
I'm better with butter.
(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)
I don't think sneezing and runny nose are symptoms. I think it's fever, cough, and shortness of breath. That's what the fliers posted all over my office say, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (QLlrr)
182 I did get belly fat lasered off, and it never came back.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)
(scribbles notes)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)
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So when National Review does it's first-ever endorsement of a Democrat for president, they will say it's because Trump is uniquely awful for failing to wave a magic wand and save 10,000 Italian, Iranian and Chinese lives.
These guys need to eat pallets of dicks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)
Nope. That's my daily routine. You should see me without it.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
Yeah, but those are the ones that are in trouble when they get the flu. Or get pneumonia. Or break a hip.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: teej at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (Cfzj6)
I'm perfect.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March
In fairness, witchcraft
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM
If Bernie eats beans beforehand, it'll be Top Fuel Gasser.
Posted by: Moronau Cymru at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)
I'm pretty good at it
Posted by: vmom 2020
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It depends on what you're clinging to.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (VDp66)
Be better, people.
Be better.
Posted by: ace
I'm better with butter.
(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)
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All the guys have mustaches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
I also heard they closed some schools in Upper Bucks last week.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Superlative Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Nah, anyone with skill would embrace it as meaning, sweet, rich, and everyone wants to have a cup of coffee with me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)
Coffee offered by women after a date, or Instagram DM, or Tinder chat is a euphemism for sex. Everybody knows this...
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (lkJnJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (M9ntN)
It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
it depends on the cause
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)
Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM
...
Inspiring effort but we all know who's going to win this horse race.
Posted by: Florida at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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It often is episodic, comes and goes. I'm unaware of any particularly efficacious treatment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
Only as Trump's guest.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March
In fairness, witchcraft
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
How dare you, sir! I remember you!
LOL.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
First I thought this meant, "Well they've abandoned the 'Town Hall' format
No, it's just that nobody bought tickets. And they were free.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (n/eZB)
Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.
In other words, they had 6 cases but didn't report them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)
I don't think sneezing and runny nose are symptoms. I think it's fever, cough, and shortness of breath. That's what the fliers posted all over my office say, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (QLlrr)
So my runny nose isn't symptomatic? I'm not a hypochondriac but good grief I've never been so paranoid.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
In fairness they had to pull out his intestines and clean them.
They healed with terrible strictures. US docs puled em all out again.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (hr5kG)
That sounds really, really unpleasant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (QLlrr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Go up north and smash the HAARP facility.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Breaking! at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (Lw/00)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (VDp66)
No, don't. We still need that.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx)
yikes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)
________
In every virus like this there are ALWAYS more people who get the virus and don't know it or are diagnosed with it (and thus aren't counted as having had it and recovered) than those who are diagnosed with it.
That's why the "2% fatality rate" is really no greater than 1%.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
There is a cure
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)
everybody just needs to shut the eff up and BE BETTER.
last warning.
Be better, people.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)
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Not gonna happen. This is pretty much it.
Posted by: National Review Staff at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (VNfwt)
It's the seat belt that guarantees Joe doesn't start boxing with Bernie. ...or a moderator by mistake.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (n/eZB)
Posted by: Doubtful Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, wow. How terrible!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Katie Hill at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (lkJnJ)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM
Better be better than you were with me.
Posted by: Snizz at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~
Yeah. And isn't it funny how no one ever called him on that.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (sGotD)
It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (6rS3m)
Those were 'Lectroids, Black 'Lectroids.
Distant cousins of 'Lectrolytes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ONvIw)
but they WERE prepared - they were prepared to use the crisis to purge a nice big bunch of drags on the system for good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM
Better be better than you were with me.
Posted by: Snizz at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)
*snort*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (ptqGC)
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um, wut ??
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ace
They have no idea what they unleash by encouraging us.
Be better - at what? The thing that we're good at?
So, should Ted Bundy have been a "better" serial killer, so that he would never have ben caught?
Should Ace be even "better" at intellectually disemboweling the NeverTrump pseudo-Right? Is that what they want of him?
No, of course not. "Be better" is a jackass euphemism for "Be more like me, vile opponent!" or more accurately, "Give up! Give up your evil ways and become of The Body!"
To which I say: No thank you. I choose to be worse.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
*eyes oval-shaped toilet bowl*
Posted by: Perniferous at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
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An *aged* Max Headroom.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (CDGwz)
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I generally keep soft music playing in the background. It gives me something to focus on.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (v1fwL)
Yay for me, I guess.
Sigh.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (4oBGV)
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chique, any more details on that?
kids are supposedly often asymptomatic carriers, hope he/she didn't spread it to the cute little vectors
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (G546f)
It worked for Professor Gill.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (VDp66)
Please tell all your friends about my campaign.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (lkJnJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
You can actually see where Biden has had his facial skin pulled back. His eyes are nearly slits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)
you can see the strings....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: torabora
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The table is very important!
...'Cause he's gotta bang his shoe on it.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (VDp66)
Sad that they see no value in their elderly. This is on the Italian Leftist government.
Maybe if the Villages ethos jumped from Florida, they would change their minds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Biden thinks he just won the Moms vote
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)
I think someone should remind him that this is primary not general....he may get confused
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ace
I don't listen to my wife when she says that and you think I'll listen to you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (rpxSz)
(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)
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All the guys have mustaches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Are also visibly going bald.
Also: Average-sized hairy dicks with botched circumcisions.
Captions rudimentarily translated from Dutch or Swedish.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
There are People on both sides of the aisle, including here, who think that.
I thought Biden behaved like a jackass, and he didn't impress me. But that's just me.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (9hauA)
Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)
Well, she's a huge lefty and abortion lover, so no.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. Émile Coué-Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (lkJnJ)
It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: creeper
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Well, why the FUCK is the damned thing crooked?!!
Why doesn't anyone else notice it?
God DAMN it!
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Are also visibly going bald.
Also: Average-sized hairy dicks with botched circumcisions.
Captions rudimentarily translated from Dutch or Swedish.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)
Introduced by someone in a lab coat.
That makes it educational.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)
I'm going to be best. Because that's how you make America great again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)
a moose once bit my sister....
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (V2Yro)
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March
then you could do that light touch up sanding you have around the house with her face
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HALdu)
Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.
In other words, they had 6 cases but didn't report them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM
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This.
Someone I know was told by an EMT that Austin has 15 cases but won't report. Who knows. Total hearsay but it's as likely as not.
One of my engineers came in at end of day. He was hanging out this weekend with a girl that UT has told to self quarantine with a headache.
So I'm two degrees of separation from a self quarantine, and in direct contact with someone exposed to her.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Looks like something at Madam Tussauds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (xSo9G)
I think I threw out my back laughing
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)
No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
It worked for Professor Gill.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (VDp66)
Yes, but he'd also have to wear the Ernst Roehm outfit...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Chuck Be Berry at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: ok
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A woman walking into my office is a signal that she wants sex.
Posted by: Harvey "Cellblock Tango" Weinstein at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)
It used to be a motivational phrase in men's sports to never be satisfied, always look to improve, keep working, don't stop. Now it's used by SJWs as an underhanded condensing phrase thrown at people to " be better". It has no meaning to them because they stole it from men's sports (right wingers).
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (lkJnJ)
source
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vhhnc5l
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
It is exactly what I advised you to do at comment #231.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)
Commie Penis von Lesbian hit hardest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (Mk3Nl)
I think I threw out my back laughing
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Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
The Liberal Case for Derogating Voters and Threatening to Kick Their Ass
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
His plastic surgeon was going for the perpetually squinting look, it seems.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah well this time around Biden's brain is the size of an olive and he's not going to be debating nerdy Eddie Munster who memorized his note cards. Who knows what curve balls Trump is going to throw?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (j3npP)
That makes it educational.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)
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LOL. They used to get around the obscenity laws by publishing "case studies."
"Subject A has an insatiable appetite and requires frequent service from men in assless chaps. As this dramatic recreation shows..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (cfSRQ)
After 3 runs for president in 32 years, it appears Joe Biden is finally having One Shining Moment.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Joe. (We sure are!)
Video: https://tinyurl.com/usf4z9m
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Corn Pop at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (CgvNQ)
cases but won't report. Who knows. Total hearsay but it's as likely as
not.
One of my engineers came in at end of day. He was hanging out this
weekend with a girl that UT has told to self quarantine with a headache.
So I'm two degrees of separation from a self quarantine, and in direct contact with someone exposed to her.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)
Time for a nice family visit with Uncle Chuck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
Tulsi is 38. If your son was 18 and bought home a 38 year old, I think Questions would be asked.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)
Commie Penis von Lesbian hit hardest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March
that fucking garbuz guy
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (HALdu)
Sure, I mean you would have no way of knowing she wants to legalize all drugs, take guns away, socialize medicine, and promote abortion. She'd just be an impressive, pretty lady.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (DMUuz)
Focus on saving who you can
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)
No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I did. It's just holding your nose, keeping your mouth shut and blow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sexy Wooden Shoe Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Biden thinks he just won the Moms vote
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)
I think someone should remind him that this is primary not general....he may get confused
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM
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Offf sock.
And Biden is going to have a heck of a time being senator of all those states.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
There are People on both sides of the aisle, including here, who think that.
I thought Biden behaved like a jackass, and he didn't impress me. But that's just me.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
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Biden behaved like a mildly demented spoiled brat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He was our prototype.
Posted by: Westworld at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2cuLk)
Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.
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Deaths in South Dakota have increased INFINITY PERCENT!!!!
Posted by: 0 hedge at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ok
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A woman walking into my office is a signal that she wants sex.
Posted by: Harvey "Cellblock Tango" Weinstein at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (VDp66)
I teed this one up for a George Costanza sock.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (lkJnJ)
Why doesn't anyone else notice it?
God DAMN it!
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (VDp66)
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Eternal perdition is a little strong for a tilted frame.
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (v1fwL)
Ditto. she is easy on these old eyes.
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (4KMff)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (pS94+)
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This is supposed to be a friendly event.
Once, not long ago, it would have been.
But Michigan is shifting. The hard-hat crowd are done with Joe. He offers them nothing.
This isn't the old Bush strategy of wooing swing-district soccer moms, this is striking at the heart of the Democrat power and flipping it.
CNN's desperate lies can't cover up the fact that the scandal-plagued UAW will face full-on rebellion if they endorse a Democrat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cfSRQ)
Seems popular lately
Harvey's lawyers are whining that the sentence he's being threatened with will mean he will die in prison.
Well... Yeah. We hope so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
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My parents would definitely approve if I brought Tulsi Gabbard home for the holidays. Now me, I would rather go for a Las Vegas showgirl in preference.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (9hauA)
I'm with ya Chique. All he did was laugh and makes sounds at Ryan. Didn't really say a damn thing.
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Tulsi is 38. If your son was 18 and bought home a 38 year old, I think Questions would be asked.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)
"She's got Drake's Coffecake skin..."
- - Bette Davis Eyes
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (pS94+)
No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I did. It's just holding your nose, keeping your mouth shut and blow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)
closely related to the Weinstein maneuver, except that in that one the mouth is open.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)
Time for a nice family visit with Uncle Chuck.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM
...
Yeah. I forgot to de-sock.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Blinking probably hurts the poor old boy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: 0 hedge at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM
Yep. That site is all panic all the time now. Even my crazy site, aka "Godlike Productions" is starting to make fun of the constant panic out there.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (0O7c5)
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Biden knew if he tried to grope Sarracuda he'd need a new set of dentures.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (K22Va)
Not really, but there's quite a resemblance.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wgqnfpl
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (v1fwL)
Tulsi Gabbard home for the holidays. Now me, I would rather go for a Las
Vegas showgirl in preference.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (W+kMI)
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What about an Arkansas stripper? Or your sister-in-law?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)
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The Martians framed him!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)
The Beto O'Rourke School of Defensive Driving...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (pS94+)
My theory on Gabbard is she can't be controlled.
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This is the secret to EVERYTHING.
It's the basis of the entertainment industry. Talent? WTF is talent? Can the person be controlled? This is the only question.
It's the foundation of science funding.
Look into any institution and you will see that this control system is the basis of it.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (VDp66)
_________
And pretty much sums up the threat that Trump has posed to the media, "elite," and Deep State -- and resultant clinical insanity induced as a result.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I'm glad he didn't.
I wouldn't have been able to cope with the envy.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (VDp66)
If you want to impress people with your brilliance, or piss them off (especially smarmy libtards, like Chris Hayes), correct their Wuhan Virus terminology. Here are the correct terms for the coronavirus and the disease it causes, from the CDC:
Updated March 9, 2020
Background
CDC is responding to an outbreak of respiratory disease caused by a novel (new) coronavirus that was first detected in China and which has now been detected in more than 100 locations internationally, including in the United States. The virus has been named "SARS-CoV-2" and the disease it causes has been named "coronavirus disease 2019" (abbreviated "COVID-19").
Link for the above:
https://tinyurl.com/vpjbkme
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
Sounds pretty good, though. Pickle sandwiches are great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)
No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
No, seriously -- it's a real thing. Life-changing. You don't know about the Valsalva Maneuver? Many people (including myself) just do it instinctively without realizing that it has a medical name.
Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)
Have you ever been to Northern Italy? You know that's the Germanic part of the country, right? You know it's the cleanest and most healthy. Have you even looked up the health care resources there and compared them to the other 1st world counties? You may be shocked to find out where our country stands....
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (lkJnJ)
****
Nope Just take something to lower the anxiety/stress
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (K22Va)
Yep, I don't really expect trouble, but I still went through the mental checklist.
Freezer full of meat...check (just got my order from Bavarian Sausage Kitchen today, which helps)
Plenty of booze...check
As long as the power stays on, I can hold out quite a while.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM
Safe to Bing. Just means pinching your nose shut and blowing out to clear your ears.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (W+kMI)
Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)
I blew out an eardrum from a too-close firework in 1993 and lost some hearing but gained the whistling.
I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (pS94+)
Huh? What are you talking about?
Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)
I think I threw out my back laughing
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
***********
Next thing will be the spin on how dementia is actually refreshing in a candidate.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)
Just looked it up. That shit is still illegal in 13 states! I mean, where do you even get two llamas and a Mexican wrestling midget?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (H5knJ)
I'm sure the urge was strong but he realized she'd probably knock him to the floor and jerk out a 357 and shove it under his nose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)
THANK YOU MISSISSIPPI! #KAG2020
@realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago
THANK YOU MISSOURI! #KAG2020
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (cF8AT)
Can you send me spores from the shrooms you're eating?
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Is that what's wrong with his eyes? Because his eyes look really weird.
Posted by: Twitter Dicks at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (QLlrr)
You mean pressure equalization. Never done it for tinnitus but do it all the time when I'm diving.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)
Yeah. I took a bus to Turin from beautiful Switzerland a couple of years ago, and as we approached the city, I texted my family that I didn't think I would be going to Lagos (Nigeria). And frankly, where my mom and sister live in Lagos looks nicer.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)
C'mon now. You take a woman like that to a motel.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (j3npP)
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Heh. Nomination goes to whomever wins a shuffleboard contest.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (JoUsr)
His campaign thought it was.. He looks like he's tough on guns
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)
eBay
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)
They actually are pretty good.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (fuBLj)
Yeah, people are constantly flying from the United States to Italy for medical treatment.
Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)
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I dunno, maybe we could ask some actual black people instead.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (W+kMI)
I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack.
Sounds pretty good, though. Pickle sandwiches are great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)
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My weight loss regimen is to only eat when my wife is being serviced by the bull.
I've gained ten pounds so far.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Be better, nutjobs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
"Why Joe Biden's Apparently Incoherent Ramblings are Really Political Genius"
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ZCiJZ)
Well its a relative thing. They don't despise him like they do Sanders, so it seems like affection.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)
You mean pressure equalization. Never done it for tinnitus but do it all the time when I'm diving.
And for heart palpitations
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: steve at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Television makes mine worse. Which is too bad, because my husband has tv on during all of his waking hours.
But if I can limit my exposure to television or other constant noise, it subsides. Mine is pretty loud, too--I often can't hear my oven timer over the tinnitus.
Posted by: April at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (hr5kG)
I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Well, that's different. Be careful doing the Valsalva if you have a punctured eardrum. it only works if the eardrum is intact.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (N9G0H)
Bioflavanoids. There is also a garlic oil on Amazon that is supposed to work.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
***********
Next thing will be the spin on how dementia is actually refreshing in a candidate.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (wiXsO)
But Trump being mean to powerful people like the media and Dem officials means he's the love child of Stalin and Hitler.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)
Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)
I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Well, that's different. Be careful doing the Valsalva if you have a punctured eardrum. it only works if the eardrum is intact.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (N9G0H)
Too late. I have blood shooting out of my eyeballs. Which means I just won two primaries!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)
You'd be surprised. They let you drink Brunello in the ICU.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)
His campaign thought it was.. He looks like he's tough on guns
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Yeah, 'cause "tough on guns" really resonates in the Midwest right now, with AR-15 clones and AK clones flying off the shelves right now.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)
Have you ever been to Northern Italy? You know that's the Germanic part of the country, right? You know it's the cleanest and most healthy. Have you even looked up the health care resources there and compared them to the other 1st world counties? You may be shocked to find out where our country stands....
Posted by: ok at March
heh, no
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)
Isn't "The Valsalva Maneuver" the rare, unreleased Alan Parsons Project album?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (VDp66)
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No, it's episode 13, first season of Space: 1999. First depiction of multi-penised alien on network TV.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)
Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)
Shush. Shush. Lying dog-faced pony soldier.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (1CjJc)
Be better, nutjobs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, it's only 40 percent alcohol (80 Proof). Get Everclear. It's cheaper, too.
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
I have mitral valve prolapse.
Anyhow, I use the method when I'm flying.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Chris M
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What's on the end?
Booger?
Ear wax?
An eyeball crustie?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (VDp66)
EU Already Politicizing Coronavirus to Push Terrible Climate Change Legislation
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)
Has Bush ever done this?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (AMIL/)
And you might get a contact drunk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)
Dr Abraham Colver's Patented Panacea! Made with real Bioflavanoids and electrolytes! For patients who find that they are dispatulated, hydroferric, superfactic, and reconjuvinated!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)
Thanks for all you do, JJ. You're the best!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC)
I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (pS94+)
******
Join the Club. Many Ear Infections growing up & then running sound for 2 rock bands
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (BqBId)
well technically the Lombards who overran the Po valley in the 500's *were* a Germanic tribe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (V2Yro)
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So were Kesselring's guys, but I don't think they revamped the hospital system.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yeah, the sleepy, 'oh yeah, right there' look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (q177U)
Meanwhile the Libertarian and Green candidates can't get noticed. Do we even know their names?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)
Look he was told by a professor and a study by a UN group, who you gonna believe your personal experience and eyewitness or the word of these leftists??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
Has Bush ever done this?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
Bush didn't even defend himself when he was blamed for the incompetence of the Mayor of New Orleans.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
Has Bush ever done this?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
...
I'm painting portraits of every one of my primary voters.
Posted by: Bush at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (q177U)
He's just lulling Trump into a false sense of security.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)
Booger?
Ear wax?
An eyeball crustie?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (VDp66)
Well there goes my plan to bite it if he ever pointed at me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (QLlrr)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (K22Va)
Is that the biggest bunch of BS you've heard today?
Posted by: Tami
========
Also the most futile. To delete a tweet is to give it eternal life in screenshots.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (/xrFQ)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)
Don't worry, they will be honored in a movie someday. It will be called...Nosepiercer.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)
Trim your pinky nails until they are completely down to the quick, as short as possible safely. THen (this is starting to sound crazy but I'm serious) suck on them for a while until they are moistened and softened. Then very carefull, one at a time, insert your pinkies into your ears, and try to loosen/widen the ear canal. You may hear a slight crunching or popping sound, but that's good. THEN, having done that to both ears, pinch your nose closed, inhale, then tightly close you mouth and briefly but sharply exhale. You may hear a slight "pop" as the pressure in your middle ear equalizes with the ambient air pressure outside.
Repeat as often as necessary.
It sound complicated and dramatic, but swimmers, divers and people who go up in the atmosphere do it all the time in a matter of seconds.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (ZnKVV)
Has Bush ever done this?
========
Would the Lamestream News have ever mentioned it if he did? That's why Trump makes sure everybody knows about it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: The Shelves at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Max Power
----
He's in gimbal lock and the rotation speed is increasing madly!
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Alex Jones at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (ONvIw)
The MSM narrative goes- he's a relatable guy to those little people in flyover country that he fucked over when he was in office. He's also showing how cogent and on the ball he is. I think I just laughed so hard I sharted.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)
There are 17 LP candidates as far as I can tell.
really not much of a ripple in the body politic so far.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (6rS3m)
A crusty old bastard what likes to sniff and fondle young females.
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (ATCV4)
Trump could easily ramble off script through a 2-hour debate. He should insist on Lincoln-Douglas or nothing:
"Lincoln and Douglas decided to hold one debate in each of the nine congressional districts in Illinois. Both candidates had already spoken in Springfield and Chicago within a day of each other, so they decided that their joint appearances would be held in the remaining seven districts. Each debate lasted 3 hours. The format was that one candidate spoke for 60 minutes, then the other candidate spoke for 90 minutes, and then the first candidate was allowed a 30-minute rejoinder. The candidates alternated speaking first"
Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (DRgs8)
to the quick, as short as possible safely. THen (this is starting to
sound crazy but I'm serious) suck on them for a while until they are
moistened and softened. Then very carefull, one at a time, insert your
pinkies into your ears, and try to loosen/widen the ear canal. You may
hear a slight crunching or popping sound, but that's good. THEN, having
done that to both ears, pinch your nose closed, inhale, then tightly
close you mouth and briefly but sharply exhale. You may hear a slight
"pop" as the pressure in your middle ear equalizes with the ambient air
pressure outside.
Repeat as often as necessary.
It sound complicated and dramatic, but swimmers, divers and people
who go up in the atmosphere do it all the time in a matter of seconds.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (N9G0H)
I do that when I'm flying, minus the wet pinky fingers in the ears. I just tried clearing my ears the way I do when I fly. Nothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (TE8jT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:16 PM (1CjJc)
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I think you mean "expodential," don't you?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (TE8jT)
Joining the hysteria is the new measure of competence.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (Qf83p)
And if the soy soaked woketards around her cant do it, well then *sniffs* *pulls up pants*
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)
yikes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)
---------------------------------
Eh.
Over the last several weeks 600 have died in a nation of 60,000,000.
Not good, but not exactly a disaster either.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (M/9m0)
Everyone loves to hate on Hannity, but right now he is pummeling Bribem like Weinstein on a casting call hopeful.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:16 PM (1CjJc)
If he'd just SHUT THE HELL UP and let his guests speak. Jeebus. He loves the sound of his own voice.
Trump is the only person he never interrupts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (nzKWW)
@HeshmatAlavi
Lebanese journalist Maria Malouf:
Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrollah is infected with #coronavirus after meeting a senior level delegation from #Iran. There has been complete silence since Nasrollah's meeting with Iran's parliament speaker Ali Larijani.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (XN+73)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM
You've never been to a TxMoMe, it would appear.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Hmm. Well, I recommend keep trying. Sometimes it take several attempts. And maybe try the pinky thing too -- gives it extra oomph.
If that doesn't help at all, then DO try to remove earwax. That's another very common cause of tinnitus that often gets overlooked and not dealt with.
Either get one of those soft-rubber ear-flusing bulbs and follow the directions, or have your doc do it. I think ear wax cleaning solves 50% of all tinnitus cases!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (XN+73)
What I keep seeing is "well, Trump's vulgar, why can't Biden be vulgar too?"
The nitwits don't see that there is a difference between Trump insulting Dems and their media lackeys and insulting an ordinary Joe, an actual voter whose vote you want.
Well, actually they do see the difference. It's OK to insult ordinary people, especially blue collar white guys. It's unforgivable to attack Dems and their media lackeys.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (d6Ksn)
Jack Burton: So you marry this green eyed girl and rule the world from beyond the grave
Joe Biden: indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into the nearest psycho ward, whichever comes first
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)
They are clinging bitterly to him. If he loses the primary, and they have to endorse a 100% genuine communist, which they would do in a heartbeat, their whole game is done.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Fritz
Indeed, Mr Burton!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (VNfwt)
Oh wow:
@HeshmatAlavi
Lebanese journalist Maria Malouf:
Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrollah is infected with #coronavirus after
meeting a senior level delegation from #Iran. There has been complete
silence since Nasrollah's meeting with Iran's parliament speaker Ali
Larijani.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (bDqIh)
The upside of Wuflu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)
I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)
No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)
_________
"It's like Kegel exercises for men." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCoooper69
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (WqPYg)
Joe Biden: Don't let that guy fool you. He's a member of the notorious Corn Pop gang. He told me he wasn't and I told him he's full of shit. I recognize those bad dudes anywhere. The bastard wouldn't even touch my leg hair
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (9LXfp)
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (v1fwL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, this was just the opening comments. Pure Biden clusterfuckery.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (1CjJc)
--
Wait, Tucker was ripping Trump for failing at Coronavirus? How?? What was his gripe?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (JoUsr)
You shall pay for your cruelty by staging it across Rhode Island.
Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (FhXTo)
Yeah there's a big difference, to voters at least, between someone hammering a politician or a reporter, and attacking some blue collar guy with a hardhat on who loves the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (KZzsI)
They're gonna push him until he collapses and his teeth fall out on live TV.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: kallisto at March
It is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)
earwax. That's another very common cause of tinnitus that often gets
overlooked and not dealt with.
Either get one of those soft-rubber ear-flusing bulbs and follow the
directions, or have your doc do it. I think ear wax cleaning solves 50%
of all tinnitus cases!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (N9G0H)
Thanks, zombie!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)
He gets it right most of the time. I'm not going to act like a leftist and reject everyone who doesn't agree with me 100 percent about everything.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (d6Ksn)
I think it's time for a maxi thread. This one is starting to leak.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (/xrFQ)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (TE8jT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (ZnKVV)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)
Have you ever been there? If so, what parts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (N30JC)
Replying to @MZHemingway
The judge literally told [Hunter] Biden's lawyer he needed to be in her courtroom tomorrow "Unless his hair is on fire".
I am pretty sure she doesn't buy this excuse.
-
Hunter considering buying lighter fluid and a book of matches.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (2B9A/)
They're gonna push him until he collapses and his teeth fall out on live TV.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (fuBLj)
They'll be pulling a "weekend at bidens" by the time the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his ass to move his mouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)
Trump throws himself open to all voters.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (J70i0)
The old style Dem progressives are almost as persecuted as Republicans - deplatformed, no access to power. The new Dem leftist are college SJW types doing the race to the bottom with competing persecution complexes.
In England, that is leading to actual arrests of lesbian feminists who won't have sex with a man in a dress. Can't wait for that particular chicken to come to roost over here.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)
I had that too, at my GP. It sucks. A real ear specialist has the tools, the skills, and the steadiness of hand to get that stuff out of there manually. Much better.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (N30JC)
Not good, but not exactly a disaster either.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
that's true, but my yikes was the 1000/600 ratio
of course a lot are untested, and not even in the ratio
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (G546f)
to be fair to Italy, that's what hospitals have to do when they are overwhelmed with cases
Focus on saving who you can
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)
_________
It has nothing to do with socialized medicine always resulting in shortages of everything and necessary rationing of services and care.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (WqPYg)
the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his
ass to move his mouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)
Plot Twist: Weekend at Biden's has been going on since October.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Life-changing recommendation:
Just buy one of those soft-rubber ear-cleaning bulbs that I mentioned to Jane in comment 506. They really do work, and you will be AMAZED at the amount of junk that comes out of your ears (safely)! No need to have the doctor do it. Not traumatic. They only cost, like five bucks.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (N9G0H)
Re the Thorazine for senile agitation in the sidebar:
A few years ago, my father, 85 or 86, went out of his head in the hospital with pneumonia (after a prostate operation). It was a reaction to the tons of meds that had pumped him with. That runs in his side of the family, and seems to be not one particular drug, but when he gets a whole bunch of 'em.
Anyway, he was fighting off 4 nurses and winning (slightly). It took Haldol to knock him out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (TE8jT)
They're already predicting that Biden will win Michigan. Rotten commie bastard can't even beat a guy who doesn't know what state he's in
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (9LXfp)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (+dsLj)
Calabria that still don't have the amenities, but to make a blanket
statement that the entire country is third world is kind of ignorant. Be
better.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (v1fwL)
I suspect that Italy is suffering under the same concept of the corporate state that has made them the powerhouse of the Adriatic this past century.
It did wonders for Argentina and Brazil, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (6rS3m)
Every time I see someone complain that the President is failing they always say something like "there were six new cases just today!!!!
Which is not just idiotic, but ignorant. First off, how exactly is the president going to stop EVERYONE from getting the flu in flu season? What policy, what magical ability is he going to use to make it so nobody ever gets this again from this day forward? Wave his wand and yell some faux latin word Hermione Granger taught him?
Second, six cases is nothing, its almost literally nothing. Six people getting the flu in an office building is a normal day. Six people in a country of 320 million is a statistical speck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aviator
/blink
/blink
/sorta half-lit for a few seconds
/stuttery strobe effect
...
/blink
Posted by: My /blink as a Biden at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)
Have you ever been there? If so, what parts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Why do you care?
What is your interest in Italy?
Every country has some nice nabes.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)
The doc was....displeased, as he's 60 and still practicing medicine.
It's ridiculous.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: OCBill at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (Ij9pi)
numbers that are incorrect and inflated. Said the government did nothing
to stop the virus he sounded like a left wing nut.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (TE8jT)
A left wing nut? On Fox News? Fetch my salts.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (XathI)
maybe as wide as my drive
they do have some nice flea markets on the square in places like Arezzo
found some really cool stuff
a lot of it all busted up
which I like
cheaper and easier to ship
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (rpxSz)
the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his
ass to move his mouth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)
_________
"Skinny wrists and arms has its advantages." -- Former President ValJar
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (cHQtB)
Yeah we have one of those. I used to use it, but I got a bit too vigorous once and damaged an ear drum. The gentle wash with Hydrogen Peroxide solution seems to work significantly better and less painfully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Why is Tulsi considered to be "of color?" She's barely darker than Tucker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)
She was born in Samoa, not Sicily.
This race stuff is so confusing.
Perhaps there are other things that people could be judged and evaluated on, besides race.
I for one, adore Tulsi, in a non-public leadership kinda way.
IYKWIM
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
We need to talk....---Dennis Hopper
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (FTlwv)
---------------------------------
Whoa. I thought for a minute Bloomberg jumped back in.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (uEbPt)
relief by taking a vitamin B complex supplement every day. Not a
cure, but has helped me.
Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (cHQtB)
I do that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)
I'm a big ear-wax producer myself, and H2O2 solution is what I use to clean 'em out. If I don't keep my ears cleaned out every 2 weeks or so, they will plug up.
It may be because of the noise and dust exposure I've had over the years, I don't know. But I make a shit-ton of ear wax.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (f1Vqw)
/ 600,000,000
--------------------------
= 0.000001
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (XathI)
More like 6 million, dumb dumb.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)
They both gaff, but Trump's are almost always in the form of trolling by outrageous outburst. Each time, he'll give the Progs plenty of ammo to Orange Man Bad! him, but when the volume on a 10-point control has been turned to 10 for 2 years, what more can they really do with their ammo?
Biden, on the other hand.... Good lord. All you have to do is turn "on" and the only issue is how many people per minute conclude that he's senile and retarded.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 09:29 PM (DRgs8)
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"
So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"
WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)
There are several strains of common coronavirus that have been known for some time. The one everyone is getting the vapors over now is new.
Hence, the non-COVAD term used to describe this latest virus is "novel Corona virus".
kind of like "New and Improved"!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ShainS
I never said that
HOWEVER, rationing will always occur when demand exceeds supply
it's just the mechanism that changes
so in a purely pay as you go system, the ones who can pay will have all the life support
in a health insurance based system,like ours, it depends
RBG will have all the care she needs
Joe the Plumber, just as much as deemed reasonable
In Italy, I dunno
I think they're not as socialized as China or the UK though
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (G546f)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (ONvIw)
Jane in comment 506. They really do work, and you will be AMAZED at
the amount of junk that comes out of your ears (safely)! No need to have
the doctor do it. Not traumatic. They only cost, like five bucks.
I can vouch for those little kits. They work for me. Drops in an ear, wait, then squeeze a couple bulbs of warm water in your ear.
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)
I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (+dsLj)
Yeah we have one of those. I used to use it, but I got a bit too vigorous once and damaged an ear drum. The gentle wash with Hydrogen Peroxide solution seems to work significantly better and less painfully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
OK -- whatever works for you!
You might try a more gentle, less vigorous non-painful rinse out every now and then. For me, it really really helps.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (N9G0H)
I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.
Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)
So, does Trump order the National Guard into Milwaukee when the burning times start?
Or does he stay out of it, because he wouldn't want anyone to say he interjected himself into the Democrat Convention?
Regardless, this is gonna get good.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (ONvIw)
Just came back from Costco.
Well-stocked, with signs limiting TP and water.
Busy for the day-before-the-next-sale. Usually the Costco Scum wait for the sale to start.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (f2LJ1)
Disagree wildly. Trump goes in with a plan to each debate and executes it with ferocity. The guy understands how to deliver a message.
What he did to Hillary in debates that were loaded to the gills against him (and with the fake stories and "tapes" paraded through the media in the days beforehand) was like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (uEbPt)
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
Aww Chris Cillizza - sad zero self awareness to his own idiocy there. The fantasy joy about soy things like CC is the certain knowledge that when the apocalypse comes, either by meteor or solar flare - Chris will unable to prevent his death in the first 2 seconds...bwahahahaha
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)
I've had it for over 30 years
My ENT in Dallas has told me no known cure
When I returned from skiing in Taos, I had a bad cold on the plane
I notice my ears ringing when I got home
just have to learn to live with it
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (rpxSz)
So defensive!
'Cause there's a pretty big difference between Milan and Naples or some one horse town in Sicily.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (d6Ksn)
I'll take him outside and slap him bald like a red headed step child!
Posted by: Joey B at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (kjNk2)
Posted by: Aviator
/blink
/blink
/sorta half-lit for a few seconds
/stuttery strobe effect
...
/blink
-
Blink once for "lying dog face pony soldier", Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (+y/Ru)
They're all, "he's gonna fight for the socialism, equality and free shit I deserve!"
And he's like, "you stupid shits couldn't afford to rent the garage in my lake house--bye, bye suckers!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (vPKfA)
What this about vulva salve? I need some for my severe case of vulvodynia.
Posted by: David French at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (uEbPt)
President Trump's rate of gaffing is a lot lower than the average person. He does extremely well with stream-of-consciousness screeds, showing a superb memory and recall.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (f2LJ1)
and damn if I don't have another paternity suit on my hands. I think I
did it wrong.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E)
Sounds like you needed more lube.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Residue from hydrogen peroxide is water.
Put hp in your ear and you leave water in there.
Try alcohol or white distilled vinegar.
I prefer vinegar.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (7ThNu)
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)
Try the Venkman maneuver
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)
More like 6 million, dumb dumb.
Posted by: Brian Williams at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)
Read the thread ass hole.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)
Try orchestral maneuvers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc)
Ditto. Got a hole in one.
Posted by: Controversial Golfer Paige Spiranac at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
well the guy has been in front of the media- particularly the NY media- for decades
he knows the game
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)
Try the Venkman maneuver
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (rpxSz)
Vodka maneuver. Works every time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ALB at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (OMmPm)
Gropin' Joe might sweep today's primaries. Lazy Bernie Bros probably stayed home, got stoned and didn't vote again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (9LXfp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc)
It was too dark.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (2N7oZ)
I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March
no
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)
It had better taste like beer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)
I haven't had it in about 15 years, but it's one of the best all round American beers. Then again I'm totally out of touch, having been a beer snob who tried everything before that was a thing, and unable to drink beer now that there's six million of them.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)
Try the Venkman maneuver
Posted by: REDACTED
I'm afraid you'll have to go to the big guns
try the Cleveland Steamer
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)
The Bern will roll over and show his belly every bit as much as Paul Ryan did in the Veep debate.
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (x6XkS)
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (kjNk2)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (rpxSz)
I think the Bernie bros will puss out. Like Bernie himself, they're all talk and no action. At least not when it comes to challenging the Dem establishment.
They're real tough when they're surrounding Andy Ngo or some lone conservative on the streets of Seattle and the cops are looking the other way.
The cops in Milwaukee won't look the other way. They'll be protecting the D convention. I'm sure our Dem mayor, who is anxious to have Milwaukee look good so people finally forget about Laverne and Shirley and Jeffrey Dahmer, will make sure the PD doesn't put up with any shit.
The Bernie bros will whine and sulk on Twitter and if we are lucky, some of them will stay home in November.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)
Huh! I tried it and it did work. Gonna say tinnitus noise was reduced 50%.
Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (QE8X6)
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Just a wild guess, but I'll bet my left nut that he said it showed Biden will stand up to the gun lobby.
This is what Cucks and Leftists don't understand - the average gun owner is NOT the goddam gun lobby. He and she are Citizens exercising their Inalienable Rights and probably hate "lobbyists."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (f2LJ1)
I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March
Yeah, it's a pejorative; however, baby killing, commie isn't.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (XathI)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (ONvIw)
Bernie is a "chocker" as POTUS would say. He doesn't have any fight in him. All he wants to do is run his mouth about socialist theory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (f1Vqw)
'Cause there's a pretty big difference between Milan and Naples or some one horse town in Sicily.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Where do you get defensive? Read.
I am asking questions because you do seem to have a interest in arguing that Italy is not third world.
Search the internets, whether or not Italy is third world is everywhere.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (qM84C)
have any fight in him. All he wants to do is run his mouth about
socialist theory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (f1Vqw)
All he wants is that sweet, sweet book deal.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (uEbPt)
Gropin' Joe might sweep today's primaries. Lazy Bernie Bros probably stayed home, got stoned and didn't vote again"
But they will crawl over glass to vote for Joe Dementia come November, we will be told.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (qM84C)
Can anyone imagine SNL/Daily Show/Late Night if this was a Republican?
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Joey B at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)
Scientists, epidemiologists, and virologists already are. They believe it will behave like H1N1 in first wave small then a lull then a huge second wave and after a year we have a new flu with no vaccine but with herd immunity in the population.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (kjNk2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
---
I do a very strange thing. At various times if the day, I wave my arms back and forth over my head and scream at the top of my lungs "WAGU WAGU!".
It keeps the tigers away.
People think it's crazy, but I've yet to be killed by a tiger.
Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)
The Obama administration was more destructive to their party than a Kansas twister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
Italy is not 3rd world
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March
meh, that does not make you the best judge.
which country?
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (TE8jT)
So Wiki says the average American lives to 78.6.
And the average age of death by corona virus in the US is 81?
By the way, did you know, on average, the American adult has one ovary and one testicle?
*uck statistics.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)
You may need to revise that theory for 2020, bro.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (uEbPt)
Beer is like cigarettes and women, to me.
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)
Oh do I have a surprise for you.
Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E)
Well if the bio weapons guys in China have anything to say about it... maybe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)
*uck statistics.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (uEbPt)
The Obama administration was more destructive to their party than a Kansas twister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe, but they will always have that Boston Beer Summit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)
well really what would make a better judge that someone who actually grew up and lived in a third world nation??? What standard would you use instead?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at March
That was Saliva Maneuver
Posted by: Huma's Taint at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.
*********
You have clearly never had a Zima.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
I remember saying this for all of 2009, 2010 and 2011, and then I thought in 2012 I'd better reassess everything and that I had been completely stupid. But no... I was right. It's just that Mitt Romney and the rest of the GOPe was a total clusterfuck piece of shit.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 10, 2020 09:46 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (zizp2)
So you believe everything you read on the Internet, huh?
That tells me a bunch of clowns on the Internet have never actually been to either a real third world country or Italy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzF6i)
Just the thought of the deeply moving event brings tears to the eyes. Sniff, sniff.
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (sy5kK)
That was one of the most frustrating moments of enduring the Obama Presidency.
Officer, this is the Entitled Douchebag Who Thought He Was Above The Law
Entitled, this is Officer.
Now, drink your beer and settle your entirely personal differences.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cortez
We don't know how the story ends.
Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM
DETROIT! The Henry Ford Health System is fantastic; Beaumont saved one of my brothers.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
I voted for Bernie in MS. Currently, he's at 14.8% ; iinm, it takes 15% for him to get some delegates. I got a couple of other people to vote for him here too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (ONvIw)
well really what would make a better judge that someone who actually grew up and lived in a third world nation??? What standard would you use instead?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March
First, which third world country did she grow up in?
What standard is she using that your are referring to? It does not seem third world to me?
Guessing that the first world cos are the arbiter of who is where.
Wiki has an interesting discussion of how the def has been used over time.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu)
Tinnitus problem? I have that. Jane D'oh and Chavez- I hope it never turns into Meniere's disease. I have that and it is awful. I have had cut back drastically on sodium. It is difficult to find enough food to eat. I've lost 8 lbs in last two months.
Posted by: Glenn John at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (0rumh)
Harvey Weinstein, known under the Native American tongue as He Who Will Soon Not Kill Himself
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (axyOa)
I bought a case of Sam Adams "lager."
It had better taste like beer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)
I
haven't had it in about 15 years, but it's one of the best all round
American beers. Then again I'm totally out of touch, having been a beer
snob who tried everything before that was a thing, and unable to drink
beer now that there's six million of them.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (uEbPt)
__________
If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting (think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once since.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)
Which means Italy is NOT a 3rd world country. Sorry for the confusion. First world countries have potable water.
Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM
Dances With Dead People.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Cortez
We don't know how the story ends.
Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
---
WAGU!! WAGU!!
...
See, still no tigers.
Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (zizp2)
That tells me a bunch of clowns on the Internet have never actually been to either a real third world country or Italy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Is that what I said?
You have misread everything I have written here, answered nothing, and have nothing but your experience.
kind or weak sauce there.
Go back, reread, try again.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Diogenes
"I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!"
Posted by: Bernie Biden at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Glenn John at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (0rumh)
*uck statistics.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
Your grasp of math snark is impressive.
Golf clap.
Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (cHQtB)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (Q6cIW)
That is a pretty good standard. That and the existence of any effective law enforcement perhaps
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
cities or large university dominated towns? I live in a town of 100k and
people refuse to go to the hospital here, they go to a large city
instead. I can imagine it gets worse the more rural you are in our
country.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (kjNk2)
They just published the rankings:
States with the best hospitals: Wisconsin, South Dakota, Utah, Hawaii, IdahoStates with the worst hospitals: Nevada, New York, DC
Posted by: cool breeze at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (UGKMd)
Bad news is that Death was waiting at my front door with a chess set. I know it's a little early but what's a good opening?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Why so interested in defending Italy?
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
There must be a committee that decides this scale.
How do I get on it?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (sy5kK)
You might think it is for coke...
... nope - for scooping out earwax.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)
So in the next debate each candidate will be issued a Life Alert button.
Posted by: Diogenes
"I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!"
+++++
Okay, that made me laugh.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (QzF6i)
Remember on Futurama they had past president's talking heads in jar saying wacky shit?
We're living that future today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (f2LJ1)
The doc was....displeased, as he's 60 and still practicing medicine.
It's ridiculous. ''
Well I'm 60 and older and still going to work and intend to use my tickets to a large sporting event this weekend.
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (RueoN)
----
When I was a kid, it was common knowledge that you don't drink the water in Mexico.
...Half a century later. STILL you don't drink the water in Mexico.
We're talking about putting nanobots in the bloodstream and having cars that drive themselves... and Mexico still can't produce clean water. Still at square one.
And some people are confused why I want a mile-wide moat of flaming tar at the border?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Knock over the board?
Posted by: Miklos, not going on the cart just yet at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)
Can't you just see him at the periscope?
Hat turned backwards. Bifocals hangin off his nose.
He peers thru the eyepiece and shouts "Match bearings and shoot!"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (VDp66)
Which is also what you get when you drink the water.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
RIP Max Von Sydow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (DY3v8)
If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting (think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once since.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)
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I really enjoy a Blue Moon. And I enjoy Sam Adams various. I tried Cold Snap, and it took me a while to figure out why it tasted so familiar.
Cold Snap is a better Blue Moon (And I've had a lot of BMs)
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (Eicbe)
https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1237549983370338304
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (kjNk2)
RIP Max Von Sydow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (DY3v
They Melvined me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Don't eat the Salmon Mousse
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: ALH at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (xUVVX)
And you have to take extreme care when you're buying food in a 3rd world country. I had a friend who got pretty ill in Thailand from eating street food there.
Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (32YRo)
A freak biological mutation!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
RIP Max Von Sydow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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I hope my personal Death comes to me with a Trouble board... with the pop-up dice!
A little nostalgia makes your exit more bearable.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Glenn John
oh hell I've had that once or twice
the most recent episode I was driving at the time, somehow managed to pull over onto the shoulder, put my head on the steering wheel and rode it out
they say it's a tiny crystal, analogous to a kidney stone, that gets loose in your middle ear, tickling all those minute hairs that help your brain determine balance
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (iTXRQ)
If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.
Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
I was looking at GDP per capita, normalized by purchasing power parity. Italy ranks around 30 - 35th according to different sources. And that's about 2x the world mean.
US is 10th. Qatar is #1 on several scales.
Third world shitholes are well below average.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)
Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)
You are completely wrong, but you are still ok in my book.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
Shudda ya mout!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Orx/W)
Will this cabbie rob me?
And when I call the cops to report it, will they lock me up and rape me?
So I stay out of NYC.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I massaged the scalp around my ears with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips and my tinnitus was greatly reduced. See if that helps yours.
Posted by: An Observation at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Nguwk)
Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)
Can't you just see him at the periscope?
Hat turned backwards. Bifocals hangin off his nose.
He peers thru the eyepiece and shouts "Match bearings and shoot!"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)
Has Schmuck been censured yet?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (nAiE/)
If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.
Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
How about a riddle competition?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
The version I heard was of a drunken Brit staggering out asking where to find the virginal princess with a toothache
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
Because it's a great country.
And your opinion is uninformed. You don't know what the term "3rd world" means.
Mexico, the Philippines, Thailand, Pakistan - those are 3rd world countries.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (d6Ksn)
--E Gary Gygax
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Speed factor of 9 and only 1d6 damage? Who the heck wanted one of those?
Posted by: Geeky McGeekerson at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy
Tunnels and Ladders, you might be a Mexican.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (AwQxg)
You hope for Connect Four.
You'll settle for Trouble.
You'll get a Pop Goes the Weasel.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
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What was it?
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (Eicbe)
Anyone done a full tour of the Scotch distillers in Scotland? I think that would be great fun especially with a tour group.
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
Thats funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (Orx/W)
Or he's just trying to bring a game that's at your cognative level. Max gets chess. I get Tic Tac Toe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (FTlwv)
Seriously? Does he think the election contest will be some sort of cakewalk?
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (dOV9E)
Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)
Street food is dangerous EVERYWHERE. the stuff in those carts hasn't been refrigerated in a week.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yeah not too concerned.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (xNtja)
--
Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Much like socialists vs. communists, or "moderate republicans" vs. socialists, a distinction without a difference.
Posted by: irright at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (nAiE/)
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He's a Dem. They're working on it.
Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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(Light dawns) Oh! Carts!
I was thinking of food you find, you know, actually ON the street.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (VDp66)
Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I massaged the scalp around my ears
with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips and my tinnitus was
greatly reduced. See if that helps yours.
+++++++I had a bout of tinnitius after swimming. I tried the massage tecnique after seeing it on one of those clickbait ads, but it did work.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (QzF6i)
I should have known better, that someone in the horde was going to recognize that weird obscure reference
I swear Gygax spent hours researching every tiniest bit of useless information before writing the AD&D rules. So many obscure, strange medieval references.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)
States with the best hospitals: Wisconsin, South Dakota, Utah, Hawaii, IdahoStates with the worst hospitals: Nevada, New York, DC
Posted by: cool breeze at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (UGKMd)
Interesting... South Dakota is a surprise on the top. Not surprised with the bottom 3. I love Idaho, and regret not moving there 15 years ago.... so does my real estate return.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (kjNk2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
The thing that makes this site better than every other is the fact that someone, anyone, will get that obscure joke - wild!
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: The GOP at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: shibumi
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It's all about the tattoos, that's all.
I draw my line at zero.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (VDp66)
Are the Bernard Brothers still planning to set Milwaukee on fire?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
Only if there's an app for it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (9LXfp)
Posted by: Miklos Bored Gamer at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)
Brings new meaning to "Hide the Decline".
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (uEbPt)
Anyone for a game or 2 of Candy Land?
Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
And your opinion is uninformed. You don't know what the term "3rd world" means.
Mexico, the Philippines, Thailand, Pakistan - those are 3rd world countries.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
heh, sorry sister, you would be who does not understand what third world means. hint, neither water nor street food has anything to do with it.
rant and rave as you wish that does not make Italy any better
good that you got around to thinking about what third world means.
however, as things go Italy shares more with the third world than the first world.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)
Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)
(looks around the vendors' cart)
I wonder where THIS GUY is washing his hands?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)
**********
Keyword is Was. 2hrs ago it was trending @76k and now it's not
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Ndje9)
Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)
Well, she's a huge lefty and abortion lover, so no.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Tulsi has actually come out against unlimited third trimester abortions.
That is pretty much the opposite of all in her party that are running.
I mean, it's a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
Here's President Reagan at the end of his presidency.
He's the same age as Biden is now, about 77.5.
Reagan was NOT senile while president. He slipped up a few times, but he was still sharp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vhQ1fypOU
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (f2LJ1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)
Street meat in Subic was monkey - with all the known issues...ugh
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe your problem is belting it out. Try a more mellifluous voice next time. People yelling jokes at me has never worked for me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
I spent an afternoon over drinks and cigars with one of their special operations commanders. One tough hombre.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Whenever my buddy and I write a comedy play, we're always striving for that joke that'll make ONE audience member laugh insanely while the rest of the theater is scratching their heads and thinking, "What did I miss?"
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: Miklos Bored Gamer at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Or Sorry.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)
Well, I've never had street food anywhere. Like you, I don't trust what goes on in those food trucks.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (d6Ksn)
with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips
*small Asian girls to walk barefoot on my head*
Posted by: Miklos, un-tinnitized at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
I went to grad school in Spain. The prof who just gat back from the US begged us to not get sick in Spain.
Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (Orx/W)
Good news is that I just took a dogs for a long walk on a beautiful spring evening.
Bad news is that Death was waiting at my front door with a chess set. I know it's a little early but what's a good opening?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v
________
I saw Sodium Attack open for Bobby Fischer at the '72 World Chess Championship.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
and this in no way reflects anything I have written.
meh, if you read here, you have been trying to pick fight, heh.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (HALdu)
You have a unique debating style. Have we met before?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Regular joe
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Check back in a few years.
...Muslim influx, y'know.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
THEN THE BEAR SAYS 'YOU DON'T REALLY COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU????'!!!!!!!!!
Every time I have eaten at a food truck the food has been good and clean and safe. But I would be cautious around them just the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CN
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I have heard of the Bridge of Death.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
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In the original ewokese that's "N'yub nub."
In case anyone was wondering
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)
You have never been to a 3rd world or 2nd world country before, have you?
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (kjNk2)
Posted by: Regular joe at March
In fairness, the test was in italian.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (HALdu)
brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting
(think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once
since.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)
I think I went in the 90's. My favorite brewery was Ommegang in Cooperstown, NY. They make a beer called Hennepin that is just awesome. It's a knockoff of a Belgian Farmhouse Ale. Most of those I can honestly take or leave, but their take on it is astounding.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)
You have never been to a 3rd world or 2nd world country before, have you?
Posted by: ok at March
you seem to be unfamiliar with the words being used here.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)
That's a great approach. I think writing comedy is the hardest of all possible styles of writing. Horror is difficult too, any attempt to stimulate a genuine emotional reaction.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
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*Sighs*
Posted by: Robin Trower at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (iTXRQ)
In fairness, the test was in italian.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (HALdu
++++
Clever
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (QzF6i)
I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
make good choices ace.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
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*Sighs*
Posted by: Robin Trower
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It is to laugh.
Excellent.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (VDp66)
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WqPYg)
That was awesome.
Posted by: Ruy Lopez at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (2N7oZ)
No, he clearly hasn't. But he knows what he knows, he doesn't have to travel.
He read it on the Internets and damnit, ain't nobody whose actually traveled gonna change his mind!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: steve at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (f2LJ1)
That is pretty much the opposite of all in her party that are running.
I mean, it's a start.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
But the other two trimesters are still totes cool to kill in for her, right?
Yeah, no, fuck her.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (xNtja)
He read it on the Internets and damnit, ain't nobody whose actually traveled gonna change his mind!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Why so interested in defending Italy?
Kind of angry for somebody that started this.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)
You seem to be unfamiliar with common sense and logic.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Then they hermetically seal sleepy
Joe until the debates with Trump then hope he can get away with his usual debate antics and spin, spin, spin.
It's as kraken and cynical as you can get but there it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (FVrDO)
"Yeah but they all talk some crazy language that's kinda like Spanish but requires waving your arms around and makes no sense. And the Wi-Fi sucked. 2 stars"
--Gen Z
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (d6Ksn)
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"Not so" is just looking for a fight.
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (6/uwW)
Not for long.
Posted by: Jean Raspail at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
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*Sighs*
Posted by: Robin Trower
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It is to laugh.
Excellent.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (VDp66)
Repeat themes from last night's ONT are perfectly acceptable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (KZzsI)
This metal band over reacts to most everything.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Read what you have written here.
Get your dictionary.
See what those words mean since they are unknown to you.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (HALdu)
why don't people like Italy? They have pretty women, pizza, volcanoes,
nice weather, always a scene in a James Bond movie, plus it's shaped
like a boot kicking a football
Never been to Italy but there is nothing on this earth like a horny, big titted Italian girl and her mother's Sunday gravy.
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Regular joe at March
I've been to Italy - they need to lose the 4 IQ points if that means they can come close to America's standards of living.
Until about 150 years ago, the Rome citizens dumped raw garbage into the Coliseum because, well because their poor Italians - these are cultural idiots but their government made them that way for hundreds of years...the best thing about Italy now is the food, the tourist trade, and the cars - everything else is third world, everything.
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (32YRo)
You said something stupid and were corrected, not just by me but by others. But you double down on stupid - it's just like arguing with some leftist twat.
I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (d6Ksn)
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March
read the thread to find out who was looking to start something.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (HALdu)
I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
words, meaning, how do those work, ftw!
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (K22Va)
I spent a couple weeks in Guadalajara once, eating lots of local food, and I *Never* got sick. BUT - I never drank *anything* that wasn't bottled (and I got to open the bottle), AND freshly cooked food always. You actually can get great salsa IF you insist it is made fresh at your table (and the better restaurants will do it)
There was a researcher in Houston a few years back who went to different eating establishments in town and tested the bowls of salsa left sitting on the tables, and he found dangerous levels of E Coli in 70% of the restaurants he tested. and this was in HOUSTON.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (V2Yro)
you seem to be unfamiliar with the words being used here.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)
Ah. You are Humpty Dumpty. You are Stern and tell words what they mean. Can you explain a poem for me?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (0TbLI)
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March
Yeah, you're right. What a sad asshole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (d6Ksn)
But she came to the US and stayed with family for several months because NOWHERE could she find decent, let alone excellent, physical therapy. I was shocked because that was the birthplace of physiotherapy after WWI. But Canadians told me the same thing. I wonder what happened.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 10:13 PM (/+bwe)
You said something stupid and were corrected, not just by me but by others. But you double down on stupid - it's just like arguing with some leftist twat.
I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
1 never said I had not been there
2 name calling? that is where you are now?
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
more names!
the mark of genius!
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:14 PM (HALdu)
An Italian must have kicked his ass and stolen his girlfriend once. All the pasta and red wine in the world won't make up for that. He's got it out for those dagos!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:15 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)
That's not what "ok" told us earlier today.
And he knows his shit...or he lost his shit.
Italy is the Raymond Shaw of countries with better health care than ours.
Posted by: browndog at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Kindltot at March
this mean something?
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:18 PM (HALdu)
Not the worst sort of abuse of logic, but I doubt he is here for free exchange of ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:18 PM (0TbLI)
Not the worst sort of abuse of logic, but I doubt he is here for free exchange of ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot at March
read the thread
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:20 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: Cluebat at March 10, 2020 10:27 PM (S8ld5)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 10:53 PM (qM84C)
Their future now depends on a truck that is hideous, doesn't actually exist yet, and wouldn't be anywhere near street legal if it did. All they got were fully refundable $100 deposits in return, the vast majority of which will certainly be refunded eventually
Posted by: Mst3k at March 10, 2020 11:14 PM (DTxSf)
Posted by: timajin at March 10, 2020 11:19 PM (AL9FO)
Besides, it is also a form of demagoguery for Lowry and Co. to pretend to Reagan conservatism when they really mean corporate virtue-signaling. Posers, please.
By the way, Rich, the President is doing a great job on the Coronavirus, especially considering the Police State action against him and the bureaucratic mutiny. Too bad you've chosen to throw rocks rather than help push the wagon. You guys weren't using Reagan principles anymore, so the President is.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 11:23 PM (Ndje9)
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