Mini Super Tuesday Results Thread

Biden is leading in polls in all states voting today. The big question is not whether Biden wins, but if he wins so conclusively as to end the race and save himself from having to debate Bernie Sanders.

Via SMOD:

BREAKING:
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.

First I thought this meant, "Well they've abandoned the 'Town Hall' format, which Biden had pitched so he could sit down during the thing."

But then I realized: I'm 100% wrong.

This format change GUARANTEES that Sundown Joe will be permitted to sit.

You don't stand at podiums without an audience.

If it's just Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and three ringers from the establishment liberal press, then it's going to be held around a conference table.

Again, no one stands at a podium to address no one but a camera (unless you're doing the SOTU response and you want to pretend you're addressing an audience).

This is the Establishment Media going all-in to save Sundown Joe.

And National Review will be right there with them.

Posted by: Ace at 08:11 PM




Comments

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1 What?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:12 PM (VNfwt)

2 I think it's hilarious that Georgia doesn't even get a choice in the Dem race.

Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 08:12 PM (Tnijr)

3 What?

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:12 PM (VNfwt)

Second base

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (ekmlY)

4 And The Senile Won will win the Dem nom with no voter, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (HaL55)

5 willowed:
and so it begins....
they just announced that the Michigan primary results won't be available until wednesday afternoon...at the earliest

that sound you hear is 87 Buicks, with their trunks full of "missing" biden votes, being dispatched

Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (DUIap)

6 A Jaunty fourth!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)

7
This is the Establishment Media going all-in to save Sundown Joe.
And National Review will be right there with them.
Posted by: Ace


Will they be able to put him in the oval office?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

8 put out the fire, call in the dogs, the huntin's over for the night

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (FTlwv)

9 A jaunty sixth!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (Qf83p)

10 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (rBtIz)

11 Via SMOD:

BREAKING:
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.



SMOD
Dem debate
virus

welcome to 2020

Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (786Ro)

12 willowed:
and so it begins....
they just announced that the Michigan primary results won't be available until wednesday afternoon...at the earliest

that sound you hear is 87 Buicks, with their trunks full of "missing" biden votes, being dispatched





Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (DUIap)


It's that bad for Gropin' Joe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:14 PM (ekmlY)

13 Next Joe's team is going to demand Joe be seated in a Captain Pike chair. How bad a gaffe can Joe make with blinking lights?

Posted by: Aviator at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (2cuLk)

14 I can go along with sitting around a table, but a hammock and tapioca pudding is a bit much.

Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (T6t7i)

15 I want someone to ask Joe what he would do - specifically - to address the Coronavirus.

I want specific steps to be taken.

I will wait. Guarantee his answer would be something like I would grab that virus by the pussy and make it stop - no malarkey.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (haWye)

16 This is the Establishment Media going all-in to save Sundown Joe.


Yes. Yes, it is.


But when Ol' Slow Joe does a campaign stop and begins to speak, there won't be anything they can do to stop, unless they can get the Bad Lip Reading people to help them sanitize the authentic Progressive Gibberish that he can't help but say.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (HaL55)

17 This is working out better than could have been hoped. Democrats are going to nominate Grandpa Simpson right as he is sinking into dementia.

Trump might take 45 states.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

18

I really want that commie bastard to win a few tonight to stay in the race and drag this out but I've got a feeling the DNC has the results ready to go tonight and Comrade Bernie won't be long for this race after this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ekmlY)

19 If they're seated, there's less chance Joe will be able to take a swing at Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

20 Do not rile Joe Biden ! Or else !

-
Hulk smash!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

21 What about Michigan? It's been out there for a long time. Is that making your fingernails sweat?

Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (786Ro)

22 I'll say it again. Within two months Joe will drop the N-word.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (VNfwt)

23 Oh, TuCa's going to have pretty pretty Tulsi on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)

24 BREAKING:

Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
_______



They mean TV audience, right?

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

25 Do not taunt Happy Fun Potato Joe!

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (Qf83p)

26 Speaking of dirtbags, didja see this?

Hunter Biden cites coronavirus, wife's pregnancy to avoid deposition until after Election Day

-
Some of Coke Hunter's kids count, some don't. And damn that CORVID-19!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

27 I think rocking chairs with plaid blanket draped over their skinny legs with a sleeping cat on their laps would lend the appearance of folksiness. And when one of them inevitably drifts off to sleep we can all coo adoringly.

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)

28
they're blaming a "historic" number of mail in ballots

Posted by: AltonJackson
Boomers for Bernie!!!
at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (DUIap)

29 Next Joe's team is going to demand Joe be seated in a Captain Pike chair. How bad a gaffe can Joe make with blinking lights?

That virus mask Joe's wearing will be hiding a ball gag.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (HaL55)

30 If it's just Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and three ringers from the establishment liberal press, then it's going to be held around a conference table.
---
Hey!

Posted by: Tulsi G. at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (kOpft)

31
BREAKING:

Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
_______



They mean TV audience, right?
Posted by: ShainS

=======

lolol thread winner?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (M9ntN)

32
Sundown Joe will be slapping at imaginary bugs crawling on the table during this -- count on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

33 Speaking of dirtbags, didja see this?

That would require reading the content of this blog.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (ykYG2)

34
Oh, TuCa's going to have pretty pretty Tulsi on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:16 PM (gd9RK)


He's got a crush.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

35 Nevertheless, it is just going to be him and Bernie, who, while totally wrong headed and ridiculous, is still sharp as a tack.

I think the DNC is fighting a losing battle. Unless they don't broadcast it live, I don't know how they're going to hide the fact that he is not all there, no matter how tge moderators try to shield him.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (9hauA)

36 I don't think Comrade Bernie wants to win anyway. He's lazy. Almost Obama lazy. He got kicked out of a commune. This is just his latest grift. Now his rabid neo-Bolshevik fans on the other hand are very motivated. Milwaukee should be interesting this year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (pf1Pv)

37 that sound you hear is 87 Buicks, with their trunks full of "missing" biden votes, being dispatched




Posted by: AltonJackson
=====
Wayne County will also announce that the Nov results won't be available until #2weeks after all other counties report

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary and her cow at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (8AONa)

38 You people make me wanna puke.

Biden's first line at the Arizona debate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:18 PM (j3npP)

39 Can't wait to hear Joe address all three moderators as "Chuck".

Posted by: Hands at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

40 Now you shush. Shush! Shush.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (Tnijr)

41 They should put Joe and Bernie in hoverrounds and make them navigate an obstacle course.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

42
Oh, TuCa's going to have pretty pretty Tulsi on.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

=======

Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)

43 Once Dementia Joe has it locked up expect to see his campaign lock him away and keep him on a short speaking leash.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

44 My aunt has dementia and her word salad flows whether she's standing or seated.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (v1fwL)

45 What about Michigan?
----
Stay the hell out of it!

Posted by: Donna Braizile at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (Eicbe)

46 Will they be able to put him in the oval office?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

__________


The media has dozens of manufactured hysterias like coronavirus lined-up between now and the election.

It's also likely that Obama, Kerry, and James Taylor will continue to furiously try and get Iran nukes and the ICBMs to launch them at us before election day.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (WqPYg)

47 OUT: National Review
IN: INternational Socialist Review

They might as well just make it official.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (BvNzB)

48 Bidenmomentia is in the air.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (wiXsO)

49 I really hope the Bernie bros don't take this sitting down. I hope they go on a rampage the likes of which we have never seen.

I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.

Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)

50 People may just tune in to see the train crash that is going to be Biden. Maybe they will actually have a larger audience than typical this time around.

I won't be surprised if they move the time to the afternoon to protect Sundown Joe.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (9hauA)

51 At some point in the debate, Slo Joe will be uncomfortable in his comfy chair, and a moderator will actually ask him "would you like a pillow?"

That was in the SNL comedy skit where they asked Obama that, in their bit about him getting softballs in debating Hillary. But what once was comedy, is becoming reality.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Cus5s)

52 Sock removal

Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (8AONa)

53 I have a theory about Liz Warren voters; who've now morphed into a sort of cult.

They are basically Brian Griffin; pseudo-intellectual leftists who are sure they're better than everyone else but are the essence of mediocrity.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (N30JC)

54 Speaking of dirtbags, didja see this?

Hunter Biden cites coronavirus, wife's pregnancy to avoid deposition until after Election Day

-
Some of Coke Hunter's kids count, some don't. And damn that CORVID-19!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)


I guess I wouldn't really have a problem with some dirtbag's shyster lawyer making such a preposterous request. What I'd have a problem with is a corrupt judge who allows it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (hku12)

55
My aunt has dementia and her word salad flows whether she's standing or seated.
Posted by: kallisto

======

But does blood flow out of her eyeball?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (M9ntN)

56 This is just sad:


6 A Jaunty fourth!
Posted by: eleven

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

57 >> Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?

Acne pockmarks on her face.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (f1Vqw)

58 44
My aunt has dementia and her word salad flows whether she's standing or seated.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (v1fwL)

_________


Biden never stuttered talking to himself on the toilet as a kid, so they're hoping this prevents any of those innocent stuttering gaffes going forward ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

59 It won't be enough cover. He'll have a meltdown in some fashion. Maybe a 15 second delay, a 'technical' outage..

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (CAJL/)

60 I really hope the Bernie bros don't take this sitting down. I hope they go on a rampage the likes of which we have never seen.

I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.

Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)


The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (SgjGX)

61 Is the donk debate gonna be stock rascals or fully modified ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (rpxSz)

62 Democrat primaries > Dumpster Fire

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (Z+IKu)

63 "wanna have a go" doesn't seem so threatening when your sitting down....and how will bernie be able to extend his arms if he's sitting?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (0O7c5)

64
Maybe the March 15 debate could be two candidates in hospital beds.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (SSVHF)

65 So, Joe gets to the delegate count, he seems more insane and out of it every day, so guess who swoops in on her broom to save the day?

Hillary is coming back folks. It seems more plausible every day now.
I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.

Posted by: guy who says its hillary at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (RfmMM)

66 This Biden....He fights at the pool....He fights at the factory....He fights with his girl handlers.....This Biden....He Fights!

Posted by: ROBERT THE BRUCE at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (bSTA7)

67 >>>Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?


someone dropped the epic (and mean) insult that "her skin looks like a Drake's coffee cake."

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (PbpT7)

68 Joe wins nomination. Kamala goes on her knees to Joe. Joe forgets what she's offering.

Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (QE8X6)

69 It's also likely that Obama, Kerry, and James Taylor will continue to furiously try and get Iran nukes and the ICBMs to launch them at us before election day.
Posted by: ShainS


That would be the worst thing they could do. We get nuked by goatfuckers on US soil, the public will scream for blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (T0djb)

70
Old Pudding Head gets a chance to pick which type of pudding he imagines is in his head every day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

71

Joe Biden: I'll debate that Sanders guy but only if he brings some of his fried chicken. I love Popeyes.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (ekmlY)

72 Imagine being a democrat and having to choose between these two chuckleheads.

Bad as McCain was, having to choose between these two would force me to do a write-in. There is just no way.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (sGotD)

73 Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)

She does not have perfect skin - lots of pock marks. Tough crowd here.

I think she is really attractive regardless of her skin. Maybe I'm also biased, sporting my own share of pock marks due to acne. They're not very large and having darker skin helps, but still.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (9hauA)

74

Why is Tulsi considered to be "of color?" She's barely darker than Tucker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

75 Love me some Arizonan's. And the State, the State, the State song......hmmm. Oh yeah: Arizona! Take down your rainbow flags!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (GnnW0)

76 Democrat voters are sexist and racist.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (VNfwt)

77 27
I think rocking chairs with plaid blanket draped over their skinny legs
with a sleeping cat on their laps would lend the appearance of
folksiness. And when one of them inevitably drifts off to sleep we can
all coo adoringly.

Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)

_________


And Bernie holding a pitchfork.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

78 Once Dementia Joe has it locked up expect to see his campaign lock him away and keep him on a short speaking leash.

-
What excuse will Joe use to avoid debating OrangeManBad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

79 I hope Biden gives his convention acceptance speech wearing a 1969 vintage prom tuxedo and carrying a mallard duck.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (C1Lsn)

80 Never go full jaunty.

Live and learn.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (Qf83p)

81 49 I really hope the Bernie bros don't take this sitting down. I hope they go on a rampage the likes of which we have never seen.

hate to break it to ya

Bernie Bros are a bunch of unaware, dumbass, pussies

they wont do shit

starts at the top

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (rpxSz)

82 15 I want someone to ask Joe what he would do - specifically - to address the Coronavirus.

I want specific steps to be taken.

I will wait. Guarantee his answer would be something like I would grab that virus by the pussy and make it stop - no malarkey.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 10, 2020 08:15 PM (haWye)

Universal Iron Lungs!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (Wm5SB)

83
Tulsi's pockmarks do not detract from her beauty to me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (f1Vqw)

84 OT I know
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"

So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"

WTF!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)

85 Will they use the Cone of Silence?

Posted by: klaftern at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (RuIsu)

86 To save lives the election should be put off until 2024.
That would be prudent.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (XathI)

87 Levin said turnout is low and exit polls indicate enthusiasm for O'Biden is just 45 per cent.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (v1fwL)

88 Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?

It has something to do with acne scars and the movie the Bronx Tale. It's stupid.

Pretty Tulsi is pretty and she's against the foreign wars and she's the kind of Democrat partriot that barely exists anymore and we should encourage her kind.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (gd9RK)

89 >>>80 Never go full jaunty.

Live and learn.
Posted by: eleven

...

It wasn't the jauntiness, it was the combination of going for a lame number like "fourth" and then... blowing it.

Be Better, eleven.

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

90 "What excuse will Joe use to avoid debating OrangeManBad?"

I'm not going to waste my time debating someone who is trying to destroy the American way of life.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 08:25 PM (Tnijr)

91 The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.

Also, Bernie's flat-out losing. Easier to storm the convention hall if Bernie has more delegates than anyone else.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (I2/tG)

92 >>Joe wins nomination. Kamala goes on her knees to Joe. Joe forgets what she's offering.
Posted by: Caliban

She loves my leg hair.

Posted by: Joe, My name is Joe? at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (2cuLk)

93 Why is Tulsi considered to be "of color?" She's barely darker than Tucker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)

Pale Iranians with green eyes and fully Caucasian Hispanics with blue eyes are also "of color".

It is a stupid insulting term and I hate it.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (9hauA)

94 nurse, sweetie, the Bernie bros aren't even turning out to vote. The only thing they are going to burn is their hot dog in the microwave.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (u482j)

95 73 Why is she called "Coffeecake" around here?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:19 PM (M9ntN)

I prefer flip side of a Nestles Crunch Bar

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (rpxSz)

96
The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM (SgjGX)


"I can too get a boner -- don't listen to her!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

97 What is it with Tulsi wearing white all the time?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (r+sAi)

98 How sad, besotted and morally lost do you have to be to throw in with Joe Biden. These NeverTrumpers are unbelievable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (H8QX8)

99 My sweet, funny, adorable late mother had a minor stroke when she was in her mid-70s.

She eventually recovered fully, but for a while would completely screw up words. She knew it, and was able to laugh about it.

I invited her to a luncheon where my husband was being installed as president of his service club. She told a friend, "Jane's taking me to the forum to see Chef Boyardee." She realized what she'd done, and laughed and laughed.


I miss her so much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

100 ''The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.''

They impress me as big talkers not big doers. Well except for the crazy ones and do you think there are enough of them? Those are the ones that go after Trump supporters.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (RueoN)

101 I went and voted for Bernie today just to keep chaos in play. (I am in Michigan, open primary.)

Posted by: cfo mom at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (RfzVr)

102 It's Thursday already!?!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (tVQUs)

103 I think rocking chairs with plaid blanket draped over their skinny legs

with a sleeping cat on their laps would lend the appearance of

folksiness. And when one of them inevitably drifts off to sleep we can

all coo adoringly.



Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 08:17 PM (xPJvm)

_________


And Bernie holding a pitchfork.


Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM


And a couple of glasses of Country Tyme Lemonade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (rBtIz)

104 OT I know
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"

So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"

WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)


There are several strains of common coronavirus that have been known for some time. The one everyone is getting the vapors over now is new.

It's not some kind of supervirus, it's just a virus, and the problem is, humans haven't developed a more complete immunity to it. Yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 10, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

105 68
Joe wins nomination. Kamala goes on her knees to Joe. Joe forgets what she's offering.

Consults Hunter.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (XzVUd)

106 Technically, a "podium" is the platform one stands on. The "lectern" is the thing that holds up what one is reading.

You stand ON a podium, not AT it.

Just being a dick.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (VDp66)

107 Thanks BurtTC

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (/UQ/R)

108 The Bernie Bros, by and large, are pussies. The only time they get
violent is when they're slapping their girlfriends around or trying to
force themselves on some lady at a feminist rally.


Steve Scalise disagrees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

109 So really then the debate could be taped in advance and shown later. They could do multiple takes to eliminate Biden's rambling prose. And a laugh track could be added.
It would be the biggest production since the moon landing.

Posted by: Guam tipper at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (FsgBK)

110

Will the other Biden be invited to the debate?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ekmlY)

111 Laser resurfacing helps with uneven skin however darker skin tones have to be careful.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (v1fwL)

112 Joe can get through a debate lasting as much as 15 minutes, if he has his Postum. Oh, and intravenous Adderall.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)

113 I don't call Gabbard names based on her appearance. But I did mock Bloomberg for being short, so I have double standards here.

Kamala Harris found her own skin care solution.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

114 We are all "of color", some of us just have more color than others.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (XathI)

115 I hope to hell Tucker doesn't do another freak out over Wuflu. Jeebus, he comes across as a puss sometimes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

116
Tulsi was born on American Samoa and is of Samoan descent. Her father, Mike Gabbard, is (partly) Samoan, and also was a member of the Hawaii state legislature.

He was agin' gay marriage, and was responsible for the amendment to the Hawaii constitution granting the legislature power to so limit marriage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (f1Vqw)

117 'Lysol, Clorox and Purell cleaning products kill coronavirus on household surfaces, experts say"

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

118 Fox has called Missouri and Mississippi for Biden.

I'm a little surprised...I thought MO had a lot of Bernie Bros in it.

I CANNOT wait for a debate between Joe and Trump.

I'd pay to see it!

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

119 I've been predicting for several days now that the DNC will cancel the March 15th debate altogether "due to coronavirus concerns" but actually to avoid a complete Biden meltdown.

Posted by: fritzworth at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (Hnczp)

120 Laser resurfacing helps with uneven skin however darker skin tones have to be careful.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (v1fwL)

Yeah, I'm not going near laser hair removal unless it's unseen locations or there have been advances that don't leave us scarred.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (9hauA)

121 In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden & Bernie

Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)

122 115 I hope to hell Tucker doesn't do another freak out over Wuflu. Jeebus, he comes across as a puss sometimes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, he's an emotion-based commentator, like Peggy Noonan or Glenn Beck. They tend to melt down over time. Hope he can pull out of that spiral.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (dOV9E)

123 Charlie can't surf. Tulsi can surf.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (gd9RK)

124 My MIL.was a sweet and gentle soul. Dementia made her cantankerous and combative.

Vote for me, shit heads!

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 08:32 PM (6/uwW)

125
In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden Bernie

Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)


The Beast called her a Russian asset.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

126 >>>106 Technically, a "podium" is the platform one stands on. The "lectern" is the thing that holds up what one is reading.

You stand ON a podium, not AT it.

Just being a dick.

...

Be better, RKae.

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

127 121 In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden & Bernie

Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)

Don't forget she's suing Hillary.

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

128 Oh boy. Tucker is talking about Wuflu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

129 117 'Lysol, Clorox and Purell cleaning products kill coronavirus on household surfaces, experts say"
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)


And Val-U-Rite for those non-household surfaces, like the surface of your liver.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)

130 I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.

I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

131 five will get you 10

the donks wind up canceling the debate

I mean

what's the point

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (rpxSz)

132 I'm pretty sure 'comrade' Bernie has been in on this scam since 2015. He runs as the socialist side of the Dem party and keeps their rubes in the party thinking they are gaining ground and the DNC is not wholly in the pockets of WallStreet and Silicon Valley billionaires. Bernie's wife cuts a cut of all ad buys. Bernie will get campaign debt erased and another vacation house, or whatever it is he wants.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (eASYU)

133 I don't call Gabbard names based on her appearance. But I did mock Bloomberg for being short, so I have double standards here.

Kamala Harris found her own skin care solution.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

I often don't name call (for example, I have never mocked Mayor Pete's name) but Mini Mike is too hard to pass up.

He spent over $500M for a handful of delegates and a new permanent nickname.

Great bargain, Mini Mike!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (9hauA)

134 In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden Bernie



Posted by: weew at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (gk7if)
Gabbard is a loose cannon for the Democrats. That's why they nuked her. You would think the anti-war Dems would love her, but for some reason they don't.

Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (J70i0)

135 And Val-U-Rite for those non-household surfaces, like the surface of your liver.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)


Use vodka as internal disinfectant !

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

136 We are all "of color", some of us just have more color than others.
Posted by: Braenyard

---

Don't you know?

Vanilla is not a flavor.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (VDp66)

137 Charlie can't surf. Tulsi can surf.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (gd9RK)

Ironically, I can't surf, only swim.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (tVQUs)

138 Meh, it's all moot, lamb to the slaughter and all that jazz.

I would expect motivation is going to be low this time in November.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (jruDi)

139 Guess there is no news on Gabbard's lawsuit against Killary

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (u482j)

140 I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.



I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)


Ummm....okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

141

Biden is going to end up like John Gill in the Star Trek episode Patterns of Force. Doped up and put in front of a camera for a minute to read a brief statement and then put back in his room

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (ekmlY)

142 Yeah, he's an emotion-based commentator, like Peggy Noonan or Glenn Beck. They tend to melt down over time. Hope he can pull out of that spiral.
Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:31 PM (dOV9E)

It's gone to his head. He travels around now giving talks and I saw one -- he tried to come off as "America's philosopher," the voice of righteous truth.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (H8QX8)

143 The lengths to which they will go to protect and promote Biden are going to be epic and jaw-dropping.

In surprised that Gabbard hasn't gotten more attention given that she comes off as sane compared to Biden Bernie

Yes, well that's exactly WHY she's not being given the attention. She makes them look awful and old. And she blew Kamala Harris out of the water, which they will never forgive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (KZzsI)

144 Ace are you better today?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (hr5kG)

145 135 Use vodka as internal disinfectant !
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)


Use only as directed.

Directions:

1. Pour it down your throat
2. Repeat

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)

146
someone dropped the epic (and mean) insult that "her skin looks like a Drake's coffee cake."

Posted by: ace

======

omg, I just google___d that. I guess "crumb donut," "chicken mcnugget," and "brocade" might also apply.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (M9ntN)

147 >>>Ummm....okay.


Be better, Jane.

Be better.

(Imagine a high pitched sqeaky little voice)

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

148 The coffeecake insult thing is high school level horseshit.

Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (K3B2k)

149 We are going to have to watch the May Day Parade reviewing stand to see who the real frontrunner is. I don't think it will be Old Joe.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (FTlwv)

150 be better, RKae.
Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
~~~~~

No. Be Best.

Posted by: Melania Trump at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (sGotD)

151 "You don't stand at podiums without an audience."

Why would debaters not stand just because there is no audience?

You are one hundred percent right in what is happening and about to happen, though. Look for holographs and Big Brother-type webinars from here on out. And if it works and Biden somehow pulls out a win, legitimately or not, we have become the USSR II.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (puu6v)

152 >>>144 Ace are you better today?


well I got a good night's sleep! Which I'm very very grateful for!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (PbpT7)

153 Sciatica ?

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

154 >>>Ummm....okay.



Be better, Jane.



Be better.



(Imagine a high pitched sqeaky little voice)

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (PbpT7)


That ain't helping my tinnitus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

155 >>The coffeecake insult thing is high school level horseshit.

Do you know where you are?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

156 Oh boy. Tucker is talking about Wuflu.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

LOL. I usually catch his show on YouTube before the powers that be take them down, but I've been skipping over the coronavirus hysteria.

I really like him, but he has his bugaboos, as do we all.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (9hauA)

157 I'm not saying that Tulsi isn't pretty.

I'm just saying that that insult was epic.

Game respects game.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (PbpT7)

158 Be better, Mr. Ace

Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (8AONa)

159
Technically, a "podium" is the platform one stands on. The "lectern" is the thing that holds up what one is reading.

========

Or in Biden's case, the "lectern" is the thing that holds up the speaker.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (M9ntN)

160 >> Sciatica ?

Spiranac.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (f1Vqw)

161 Do you know where you are?



What are you implying ???

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

162 152 >>>144 Ace are you better today?


well I got a good night's sleep! Which I'm very very grateful for!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:36 PM

...

Good to hear.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (hr5kG)

163 Be Better is something that Melania is using and has for awhile now.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (u482j)

164 Coffeecake is from A Bronx Tale.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (6/uwW)

165 Yeah Tucker has his blind spots. Every time I see him doing this, I wonder where mine are and how I can't see them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

166 I love how Biden is so senile that no one even bothers to talk about his frozen, uncanny valley Botox mask.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)

167 People may just tune in to see the train crash that is going to be Biden. Maybe they will actually have a larger audience than typical this time around.
------

Nah. Here is how it will go, by example:

Bernie [gesturing] : I'm here to stop the racist Trump!

Joe: Yes! Me too, only more so, and I'm the guy to do it.

Bernie: [silence]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (CDGwz)

168 >>>Biden is going to end up like John Gill in the Star Trek episode Patterns of Force. Doped up and put in front of a camera for a minute to read a brief statement and then put back in his room


a commenter said he'd be in the Captain Pike wheel-box pretty soon.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (PbpT7)

169 Hi, Ben Had! Melania's campaign is "Be Best." Hillary just dissed it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

170 120. Chique, I used to get treatments before my life blew up. I believe the technology keeps improving, but anyone considering laser applied to skin should do their research.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (v1fwL)

171 OT saw this Italy update earlier
(via google translate)

"In the field of health monitoring relating to the spread of the new Coronavirus on the national territory, there are 10149 total cases, at the moment 8514 people are positive for the virus.

There are 1004 people healed.

There are 5038 patients hospitalized with symptoms, 877 in intensive care, while 2599 are in home isolation.

631 have died, however this number can be confirmed only after the Istituto Superiore di Sanita has established the actual cause of the death."

1000 recovered, I guess vs the 600 died
yikes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)

172 "our next question is for Senator Sanders: Senator, nearly every expert in the world agrees that the Trump administration has made a total mess of the corona virus. What would you do as president to repair all the damage?"

"The first thing I would do is apologize to the Chinses people for all the ignorant people in our country for referrinjg to this as the WooHand Virus. Second, I would guarantee that all people crossing our truly American open borders receive a free vaccine and a mask. Third, I would raise taxes on the rich."

"Senator Biden, would would you do about this mess?"

"Well, first, I'd talk to my wife. She's a doctor, you know, and I find that talking to her always makes me feel better. Second, as I once told Corn Pop's brother Sugar Smack, you ain't got a thing if you ain't got a devida. Also, My son Hunter would be on the board of directors of whatever company finds a cure for this ham."

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (4a9Vv)

173

@8 - Jukin

When I saw "Put out the fire and call in the dogs..." my first thought was "it's Baxter Black on Monday." who I've never seen referenced around here.

Sad. He's a riot.
Shows up on the early morning Ag radio in these parts.

Posted by: teej at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (Cfzj6)

174 My theory on Gabbard is she can't be controlled. Eight years of the lazy putz Obama gave the bureaucracy and staff large amounts of control. Biden and all of the other candidates give them that again. I don't think Gabbard does.

Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (J70i0)

175 OT: Cool vid of Mars.

https://youtu.be/X2UaFuJsqxk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

176 151:

*I meant to type "holograms." But there likely will be holographs if ol' Joe holograms his way into office and no longer can write.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (puu6v)

177 Will Sanders concede after tonight?

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (lkJnJ)

178 >>>1000 recovered, I guess vs the 600 died
yikes

but... a lot of people who get coronavirus will never get tested and will never even think they have a flu at all

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

179 I'm not saying that Tulsi isn't pretty.

I'm just saying that that insult was epic.

Game respects game.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (PbpT7)

Be better, ace.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (9hauA)

180 So they're filming this movie called The Man From Toronto. Jason Statham was supposed to be in it, which is fine, as he is always entertaining. But he got replaced in the role with... Woody Harrelson.

Which, I get that he's also bald and white but that's pretty much the end of any conceivable comparison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

181 >>>158 Be better, Mr. Ace

no, YOU be better, jerk.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

182 I did get belly fat lasered off, and it never came back.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)

183 a commenter said he'd be in the Captain Pike wheel-box pretty soon.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (PbpT7)

OMG LMFAO!

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

184 That ain't helping my tinnitus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----

I'm about to snort up some Flonase, hoping to abate the same.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (CDGwz)

185 I CANNOT wait for a debate between Joe and Trump.



I'd pay to see it!

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

I said that this morning but some of the Horde thinks the networks will just refuse to host a debate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (QLlrr)

186 >>>
Be better, ace.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein d

what the fuh?

You be better. You're the one who needs to be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

187 Bernie is failing to maintain "Buy me a house and I'll go away" leverage. Dude has to be pissed that he did something close to part-time work, and is only going to get a LOLGF from the DNC.

Posted by: 2009Refugee - Thought Indifferent at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (8AONa)

188 but... a lot of people who get coronavirus will never get tested and will never even think they have a flu at all
Posted by: ace

yep

I think it's the ones serious enough to need ICU that are in trouble

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (G546f)

189 182 I did get belly fat lasered off, and it never came back.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)


(scribbles notes)

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)

190

Shooting my coffeemate into your cake hole?

Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (K3B2k)

191 When I saw "Put out the fire and call in the dogs..." my first thought was "it's Baxter Black on Monday." who I've never seen referenced around here.

Sad. He's a riot.
Shows up on the early morning Ag radio in these parts.
Posted by: teej

I am a relic of Northern Virginia country.....yes it did exist once.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (FTlwv)

192 I love Italy, but I'd hate to get seriously ill there.

We have a friend who got very, very sick in Spain a few years ago. She had emergency surgery on her intestines, I believe. Her husband and school-aged kids had to return home without her.

When she returned home three weeks later, she had to have surgery to repair what the surgeon in Barcelona had done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

193 177 Will Sanders concede after tonight?

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (lkJnJ)

He 'almost' won Mississippi....on CNN

https://tinyurl.com/vgtwgmc

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

194 New Rochelle is in a containment zone. No Dick Van Dyke reruns for a while.

Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)

195 Richard Baris @Peoples_Pundit
2m
Folks, I don't want to be an early caller here, but Joe Biden is on his way to thrashing Bernie Sanders in Michigan.

Again, the exit polls indicated this was going to happen. Not that people didn't like or even agree with Bernie. They were just convinced that he couldn't win.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (BqBId)

196 Something about Tulsi makes it difficult to mock or insult her. It's strange.....

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (lkJnJ)

197 You be better. You're the one who needs to be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

No *you* be better.

I'm perfect.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (9hauA)

198 I really hope the Bernie bros don't take this sitting down. I hope they go on a rampage the likes of which we have never seen.

I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.

Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.

Posted by: nurse ratched

At least you didn't say woodpeckers.

Posted by: JT at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (arJlL)

199 My theory on Gabbard is she can't be controlled.

---

This is the secret to EVERYTHING.

It's the basis of the entertainment industry. Talent? WTF is talent? Can the person be controlled? This is the only question.

It's the foundation of science funding.

Look into any institution and you will see that this control system is the basis of it.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (VDp66)

200 Last time I went to Italy

I was staying at a nice place outside of Florence

got bored, rented a Punto and started to buy antiques

was supposed to relax and not buy antiques but wtf

Had my room full of stuff after a week

Took me a whole day just to find some boxes and bubble wrap

I'm not at all surprised so many people have died there

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (rpxSz)

201 130
I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.



I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

________


Isn't that Google's new motto (more ambiguous than "Don't Be Evil")? /

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

202 Can we do something other than this debate?

Maybe ace can live blog Dr Moreau or something.

It would be great if Twitch let you stream content for purposes of commentary. And we could all comment on aces channel in twitchs awful comment section. Nope I talked myself out of it already.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (hr5kG)

203 I love Italy, but I'd hate to get seriously ill there.

"you don't want to be arrested there, either"
--Amanda Knox

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (KZzsI)

204 Found a letter to Joe
It was from a, a friend of mine
It was a plan to screw me
That's what they had in mind
The cops, I, can't involve them
Don't want them coming near
'Cause this thing is getting personal
And picture is now quite clear

I'm robbed blind, robbed blind, bled dry....

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (Z+IKu)

205 That ain't helping my tinnitus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
********
UGH I have Tinnitus too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (BqBId)

206 I said that this morning but some of the Horde thinks the networks will just refuse to host a debate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (QLlrr)

What?! No way....the ratings would skyrocket. Comedy gold, Jerry, Gold!

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (cF8AT)

207 I'm going to start responding "be better, ace" to random ace comments. It's gonna be fun (until it gets annoying.)

I'll probably forget, though.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (9hauA)

208 but... a lot of people who get coronavirus will never get tested and will never even think they have a flu at all
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

Was told today, in my county, that they are changing the codes that they are using to report the coronavirus, they have been using old codes, because coronavirus is not completely new... so there will probably be a lot more numbers coming out as positive for coronavirus, but that have recovered or had no symptoms at all.

Posted by: spypeach at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (7R8A2)

209 Folks, I don't want to be an early caller here, but Joe Biden is on his way to thrashing Bernie Sanders in Michigan.

Well yeah lots of blacks in Michigan, he never had a shot there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

210 I returned from the dentist and have been sneezing a lot and a bit of drip from my nose. Thankfully all the co-workers had already left and won't be askeered that I'm spreading covid-19, but I'll have to work from home tomorrow if this allergy irritation continues so as not to spook the snowflakes. Plus it is possibly a spring cold, and I can be nice and try to avoid sharing it. But I almost always feel lightheaded the day before I get the usual cold symptoms and I was fine yesterday.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (eASYU)

211 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

212 everybody just needs to shut the eff up and BE BETTER.

last warning.

Be better, people.

Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

213 Being the best I can be here, boss.

Posted by: rhomboid channeling old US Army slogans at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

214 I'm going to start responding "be better, ace" to random ace comments. It's gonna be fun (until it gets annoying.)

I'll probably forget, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself

---

As if there's no fun to be had in being annoying!

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (VDp66)

215 Ah, so THIS is "Duper Tuesday." I was wondering when it would finally arrive.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (N9G0H)

216 I ran in Publix the other day and had a sneezing fit from allergies. I was sneezing into my elbow, but managed to clear out an entire aisle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

217 You know who also needed to be better?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (9hauA)

218 "187 Bernie is failing to maintain "Buy me a house and I'll go away" leverage. Dude has to be pissed that he did something close to part-time work, and is only going to get a LOLGF from the DNC."

Given everything we've seen the last four years, and Sanders's total compliance in recent days, it's likely the old commie got paid up front this time to keep the left-wing rubes fooled and in line. Good. I always thought he had the greater potential to be a threat (and, conversely, the greater propensity to be a massive fail).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (puu6v)

219 According to sources in DC, magnificent and so above us Italy is triaging the elderly out of care and into death. So much for their preparedness.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ONvIw)

220 Yesterday, South Dakota had 0 cases.

Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

221 I tried being better but it was too much trouble.

Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (Tnijr)

222 Being better will not protect agains Coronavirus...

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

223 Be better.

Its not who we are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)

224 can I Be Bitter instead?
I'm pretty good at it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)

225 Pretty sure 100ccs of thorazine would kill a whale

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)

226 New Rochelle is in a containment zone. No Dick Van Dyke reruns for a while.
Posted by: G*d -- I am so old

Dick Van Dyke came out and endorsed Bernie. No shit.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (VNfwt)

227 212 everybody just needs to shut the eff up and BE BETTER.

last warning.

Be better, people.

Be better.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

Thought you weren't supposed to sock the aceman

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)

228 i can't remember when i didn't have tinnitus. yeah, it sucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

229 He 'almost' won Mississippi....on CNN

https://tinyurl.com/vgtwgmc
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

lol.
Black Boomers will never vote for Bernie.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (lkJnJ)

230 The coffeecake insult thing is high school level horseshit.
Posted by: 13times at March 10, 2020 08:35 PM (K3B2k)


Nah, anyone with skill would embrace it as meaning, sweet, rich, and everyone wants to have a cup of coffee with me.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)

231 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)


Sometimes when I feel it coming on, I can do the eustachian tube clearing thing; pinch my nose shut and exhale like I'm equalizing pressure. That helps if I catch it early. I knew a guy who couldn't make it stop, but he could control the pitch of it when he was tripping. Play little songs in his head. So maybe try that?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

232 Be Butter !

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

233 @DavidNakamura

I deleted an earlier tweet about the Secret Service. I wrote today about the agency's role in dealing with the threat of coronavirus so I was interested in its tactics but should not have singled out its personnel. My apologies.


Is that the biggest bunch of BS you've heard today?

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

234 I love Italy, but I'd hate to get seriously ill there.

We have a friend who got very, very sick in Spain a few years ago. She had emergency surgery on her intestines, I believe. Her husband and school-aged kids had to return home without her.

When she returned home three weeks later, she had to have surgery to repair what the surgeon in Barcelona had done.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM

..

Happened to a friend of mine. Appendix burst in Germany.

In fairness they had to pull out his intestines and clean them.

They healed with terrible strictures. US docs puled em all out again.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (hr5kG)

235 Be butter.

Posted by: Parkay at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (Tnijr)

236 Be better.

Its not who we are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

---

Now THAT'S a teachable moment.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (VDp66)

237 Be better, people.

Be better.
Posted by: ace


I'm better with butter.

(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)

238 Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (eASYU)

I don't think sneezing and runny nose are symptoms. I think it's fever, cough, and shortness of breath. That's what the fliers posted all over my office say, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (QLlrr)

239 189
182 I did get belly fat lasered off, and it never came back.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:40 PM (v1fwL)



(scribbles notes)

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)

---
So when National Review does it's first-ever endorsement of a Democrat for president, they will say it's because Trump is uniquely awful for failing to wave a magic wand and save 10,000 Italian, Iranian and Chinese lives.

These guys need to eat pallets of dicks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)

240 225 Pretty sure 100ccs of thorazine would kill a whale
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (KZzsI)


Nope. That's my daily routine. You should see me without it.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)

241 I think it's the ones serious enough to need ICU that are in trouble


Yeah, but those are the ones that are in trouble when they get the flu. Or get pneumonia. Or break a hip.

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

242

Oh crap.
Sorry Jinx.
Credited the wrong 'ron.

Posted by: teej at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (Cfzj6)

243 No *you* be better.

I'm perfect.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March




In fairness, witchcraft

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)

244 Is the donk debate gonna be stock rascals or fully modified ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 08:21 PM


If Bernie eats beans beforehand, it'll be Top Fuel Gasser.

Posted by: Moronau Cymru at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

245 /e be's better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

246 can I Be Bitter instead?
I'm pretty good at it
Posted by: vmom 2020

---

It depends on what you're clinging to.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (VDp66)

247 237
Be better, people.



Be better.

Posted by: ace



I'm better with butter.



(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)

---
All the guys have mustaches.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)

248 Lol. Brit Hume is on Tucker's show. I cannot look at him now without seeing his open tab on vinyl undies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

249 I heard at church yesterday tgat a doctor at the Children's Hospital in King of Prussia (Montgomery County, PA - Philly suburb) tested positive. They closed some schools today.

I also heard they closed some schools in Upper Bucks last week.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (9hauA)

250 everybody just needs to shut the eff up and BE BETTER.

last warning.


Next up- BEST OF MIKLOS

Posted by: Superlative Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)

251 (K3B2k)

Nah, anyone with skill would embrace it as meaning, sweet, rich, and everyone wants to have a cup of coffee with me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (6rS3m)

Coffee offered by women after a date, or Instagram DM, or Tinder chat is a euphemism for sex. Everybody knows this...

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (lkJnJ)

252 Or in Biden's case, the "lectern" is the thing that holds up the speaker.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 08:37 PM (M9ntN)


It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (6rS3m)

253 211 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

it depends on the cause

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)

254 Yesterday, South Dakota had 0 cases.

Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM

...

Inspiring effort but we all know who's going to win this horse race.

Posted by: Florida at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (hr5kG)

255


Biden wins MO and MS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (pS94+)

256 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------

It often is episodic, comes and goes. I'm unaware of any particularly efficacious treatment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (CDGwz)

257 Will they be able to put him in the oval office?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
Only as Trump's guest.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)

258
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (N9G0H)


You're still alive! Oh, thank the gods!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

259 mah na mah na

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (ykYG2)

260 I'm perfect.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March




In fairness, witchcraft
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)

How dare you, sir! I remember you!

LOL.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (9hauA)

261 BREAKING:
Dem debate March 15 in Arizona will have no audience.
First I thought this meant, "Well they've abandoned the 'Town Hall' format


No, it's just that nobody bought tickets. And they were free.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (n/eZB)

262 Yesterday, South Dakota had 0 cases.

Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.


In other words, they had 6 cases but didn't report them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (KZzsI)

263
I don't think sneezing and runny nose are symptoms. I think it's fever, cough, and shortness of breath. That's what the fliers posted all over my office say, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (QLlrr)

So my runny nose isn't symptomatic? I'm not a hypochondriac but good grief I've never been so paranoid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

264 Happened to a friend of mine. Appendix burst in Germany.



In fairness they had to pull out his intestines and clean them.



They healed with terrible strictures. US docs puled em all out again.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (hr5kG)

That sounds really, really unpleasant.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (QLlrr)

265 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
--------

Go up north and smash the HAARP facility.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (VDp66)

266 The daughter of a couple who are friends of friends, lost their six y.o. daughter to regular, seasonal flu a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

267 Democrats announce next debate will take place at Sunrise Retirement Home with participants seated in wheelchairs... and using surrogates to speak for them. Also, candidates are not required to have a pulse.

Posted by: Breaking! at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (Lw/00)

268 Go up north and smash the HAARP facility.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (VDp66)


No, don't. We still need that.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

269 1000 recovered, I guess vs the 600 died

yikes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)

________


In every virus like this there are ALWAYS more people who get the virus and don't know it or are diagnosed with it (and thus aren't counted as having had it and recovered) than those who are diagnosed with it.


That's why the "2% fatality rate" is really no greater than 1%.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg)

270 253 211 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

There is a cure

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (rpxSz)

271 Let's be honest here, the Democratic party is not going to let Sanders win a single state from here on out no matter what the vote count is. Maybe they'll throw him one like Oregon or something. They're already busy recounting California until Biden wins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

272 212
everybody just needs to shut the eff up and BE BETTER.



last warning.



Be better, people.



Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

---
Not gonna happen. This is pretty much it.

Posted by: National Review Staff at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (cfSRQ)

273 Joe is starting to look like Max Headroom.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (VNfwt)

274 This format change GUARANTEES that Sundown Joe will be permitted to sit.

It's the seat belt that guarantees Joe doesn't start boxing with Bernie. ...or a moderator by mistake.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (n/eZB)

275 Biden wins MO and MS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Does he know which is which?

Posted by: Doubtful Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Be better.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (hr5kG)

277 The daughter of a couple who are friends of friends, lost their six y.o. daughter to regular, seasonal flu a few weeks ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

Oh, wow. How terrible!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (9hauA)

278 249. Yes but from what I understand Montco is the COVID 19 hotspot in SEPA.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (v1fwL)

279 Looks like Biden is cleaning up so there probably won't be a debate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (j3npP)

280 I'm already living my best life.

Posted by: Katie Hill at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (xSo9G)

281 I want Bernie to drop out so the MSM will try and legitimize the March 15th solo sit down with Whats His Name while Tulsi is in the race.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (lkJnJ)

282 I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM


Better be better than you were with me.

Posted by: Snizz at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)

283 So what's this all about the Dean Koontz book in 1991 predicting the wuhan flu of 2020.... He called it the wuhan-400 virus. Eyes of Darkness... Wierd

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (nzKWW)

284 Lol. Brit Hume is on Tucker's show. I cannot look at him now without seeing his open tab on vinyl undies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

Yeah. And isn't it funny how no one ever called him on that.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (sGotD)

285
It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (6rS3m)


Those were 'Lectroids, Black 'Lectroids.

Distant cousins of 'Lectrolytes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

286 maybe Gutfeld on his Saturday night show can get Tom Shilue and Steven Crowder to debate as Biden and Sanders.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (4a9Vv)

287 OMG....Tucker and Krystal Ball are talking about how good Biden was debating Paul Ryan.



Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

288 219 According to sources in DC, magnificent and so above us Italy is triaging the elderly out of care and into death. So much for their preparedness.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:45 PM (ONvIw)

but they WERE prepared - they were prepared to use the crisis to purge a nice big bunch of drags on the system for good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

289 237 zombie

Go on, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

290 I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM



Better be better than you were with me.

Posted by: Snizz at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (DMUuz)


*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

291 Lol. Brit Hume is on Tucker's show. I cannot look at him now without seeing his open tab on vinyl undies.




===

um, wut ??

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

292 130 I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.

Posted by: ace


They have no idea what they unleash by encouraging us.

Be better - at what? The thing that we're good at?

So, should Ted Bundy have been a "better" serial killer, so that he would never have ben caught?

Should Ace be even "better" at intellectually disemboweling the NeverTrump pseudo-Right? Is that what they want of him?

No, of course not. "Be better" is a jackass euphemism for "Be more like me, vile opponent!" or more accurately, "Give up! Give up your evil ways and become of The Body!"

To which I say: No thank you. I choose to be worse.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (N9G0H)

293 Will they be able to put him in the oval office?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


*eyes oval-shaped toilet bowl*

Posted by: Perniferous at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (CDGwz)

294 Joe is starting to look like Max Headroom.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
--------

An *aged* Max Headroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)

295 Bernie is going to put up a fight about the shape of the table...right?

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (Y274z)

296 275 Biden wins MO and MS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Biden thinks he just won the Moms vote

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)

297 It often is episodic, comes and goes. I'm unaware of any particularly efficacious treatment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (CDGwz)

---
I generally keep soft music playing in the background. It gives me something to focus on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)

298 278 249. Yes but from what I understand Montco is the COVID 19 hotspot in SEPA.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:50 PM (v1fwL)

Yay for me, I guess.

Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (9hauA)

299 On the military shoppers web site they are advertising Space A Travel. Lol. Not sure this is the time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (4oBGV)

300 249 I heard at church yesterday that a doctor at the Children's Hospital in King of Prussia (Montgomery County, PA - Philly suburb) tested positive.

==

chique, any more details on that?

kids are supposedly often asymptomatic carriers, hope he/she didn't spread it to the cute little vectors

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (G546f)

301 Can Biden debate from a locked room, viewed through a window, and where his mouth is hidden by a large microphone?

It worked for Professor Gill.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (VDp66)

302 Just dropping by to let you guys know I started a Be Better campaign.

Please tell all your friends about my campaign.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

303 You can actually see where Biden has had his facial skin pulled back. His eyes are nearly slits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

304 better than what?.....asking for a friend......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)

305 ace, in RK's defense, some of us just can't help it. We straighten pictures, too.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (XxJt1)

306 Modern women love telling men to "do better". They stole that from men's coaches telling athletes to "do better" or "be better". Like all things SJWs appropriate and steal everything then destroy it.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (lkJnJ)

307 Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he did pretty well for himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)

308 Biden does look remarkably plasticine, its odd. I think people kind of expect that from celebrities and politicians as they age though. "OK they're gonna look really weird as they try to not have any wrinkles"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

309 303
You can actually see where Biden has had his facial skin pulled back. His eyes are nearly slits.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

you can see the strings....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)

310 I tried to be better, but I found out I couldn't possibly be any better than I already am.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (V2Yro)

311 I'm better than Joe, does that count?

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (Eicbe)

312 Bernie is going to put up a fight about the shape of the table...right?
Posted by: torabora

---

The table is very important!

...'Cause he's gotta bang his shoe on it.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (VDp66)

313 288 219 Tom Servo

Sad that they see no value in their elderly. This is on the Italian Leftist government.

Maybe if the Villages ethos jumped from Florida, they would change their minds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

314 275 Biden wins MO and MS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Biden thinks he just won the Moms vote
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)


I think someone should remind him that this is primary not general....he may get confused


Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

315 Be better.

Posted by: ace

I don't listen to my wife when she says that and you think I'll listen to you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)

316 Unreal, tornado warning in Kern County, CA.

...Trumps, fault, I'm sure.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (WEBkv)

317 Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)


Who is this !!

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (rpxSz)

318 I'm better with butter.



(Conjure up R-rated '70s porn scene with melted butter and lots of pubic hair.)

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:46 PM (N9G0H)

---
All the guys have mustaches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Are also visibly going bald.

Also: Average-sized hairy dicks with botched circumcisions.

Captions rudimentarily translated from Dutch or Swedish.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)

319 OMG....Tucker and Krystal Ball are talking about how good Biden was debating Paul Ryan.



Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

There are People on both sides of the aisle, including here, who think that.

I thought Biden behaved like a jackass, and he didn't impress me. But that's just me.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (9hauA)

320
Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)


Well, she's a huge lefty and abortion lover, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

321 Every Day
Every Way

I'm being Better and Better

Posted by: Dr. Émile Coué-Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)

322 Coffee offered by women after a date, or Instagram DM, or Tinder chat is a euphemism for sex. Everybody knows this...
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:48 PM (lkJnJ)


It . . .it wasn't what took over Dr. Lizardo's mind?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (6rS3m)

323 ace, in RK's defense, some of us just can't help it. We straighten pictures, too.
Posted by: creeper

---

Well, why the FUCK is the damned thing crooked?!!

Why doesn't anyone else notice it?

God DAMN it!

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (VDp66)

324 All the guys have mustaches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Are also visibly going bald.

Also: Average-sized hairy dicks with botched circumcisions.

Captions rudimentarily translated from Dutch or Swedish.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)


Introduced by someone in a lab coat.

That makes it educational.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

325 You better you better you bet, ooh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (aKsyK)

326 256 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)

327 Be better.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:44 PM (PbpT7)


I'm going to be best. Because that's how you make America great again.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (SgjGX)

328 Captions rudimentarily translated from Dutch or Swedish.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (N9G0H)

a moose once bit my sister....

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

329 Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March




then you could do that light touch up sanding you have around the house with her face

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (HALdu)

330 262 Yesterday, South Dakota had 0 cases.

Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.

In other words, they had 6 cases but didn't report them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:49 PM

...

This.

Someone I know was told by an EMT that Austin has 15 cases but won't report. Who knows. Total hearsay but it's as likely as not.

One of my engineers came in at end of day. He was hanging out this weekend with a girl that UT has told to self quarantine with a headache.

So I'm two degrees of separation from a self quarantine, and in direct contact with someone exposed to her.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)

331 Biden does look remarkably plasticine, its odd. I think people kind of expect that from celebrities and politicians as they age though. "OK they're gonna look really weird as they try to not have any wrinkles"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Looks like something at Madam Tussauds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (xSo9G)

332 LOL

I think I threw out my back laughing

CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

333 I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)


No way am I Binging that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

334 301 Can Biden debate from a locked room, viewed through a window, and where his mouth is hidden by a large microphone?

It worked for Professor Gill.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (VDp66)


Yes, but he'd also have to wear the Ernst Roehm outfit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (pS94+)

335 Johnny Be Better

Posted by: Chuck Be Berry at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (VNfwt)

336 Coffee offered by women after a date, or Instagram DM, or Tinder chat is a euphemism for sex. Everybody knows this...
Posted by: ok

---

A woman walking into my office is a signal that she wants sex.

Posted by: Harvey "Cellblock Tango" Weinstein at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (VDp66)

337 304 better than what?.....asking for a friend......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (0O7c5)

It used to be a motivational phrase in men's sports to never be satisfied, always look to improve, keep working, don't stop. Now it's used by SJWs as an underhanded condensing phrase thrown at people to " be better". It has no meaning to them because they stole it from men's sports (right wingers).

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (lkJnJ)

338 Heh, someone asked Biden if he had any regrets about his exchange with the auto factory worker, and Biden's nonsensical answer was, "Well, I'm surprised that uh, Sanders is joining Trump. You know I, uh, it just surprised me."

source
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vhhnc5l

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (i0wNm)

339 No way am I Binging that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)


It is exactly what I advised you to do at comment #231.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

340 New Rochelle is in a containment zone. No Dick Van Dyke reruns for a while.

Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)

Commie Penis von Lesbian hit hardest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (Mk3Nl)

341 332 LOL

I think I threw out my back laughing

CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)


The Liberal Case for Derogating Voters and Threatening to Kick Their Ass

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (pS94+)

342 Biden does look remarkably plasticine, its odd. I think people kind of expect that from celebrities and politicians as they age though. "OK they're gonna look really weird as they try to not have any wrinkles"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

His plastic surgeon was going for the perpetually squinting look, it seems.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (9hauA)

343 287 OMG....Tucker and Krystal Ball are talking about how good Biden was debating Paul Ryan.



Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

Yeah well this time around Biden's brain is the size of an olive and he's not going to be debating nerdy Eddie Munster who memorized his note cards. Who knows what curve balls Trump is going to throw?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (j3npP)

344 Introduced by someone in a lab coat.



That makes it educational.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

---
LOL. They used to get around the obscenity laws by publishing "case studies."

"Subject A has an insatiable appetite and requires frequent service from men in assless chaps. As this dramatic recreation shows..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (cfSRQ)

345 @TrumpWarRoom

After 3 runs for president in 32 years, it appears Joe Biden is finally having One Shining Moment.

Enjoy it while it lasts, Joe. (We sure are!)

Video: https://tinyurl.com/usf4z9m

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

346 Biden mouthed off to me once and I kicked his ass so hard he doesn't remember it.

Posted by: Corn Pop at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (CgvNQ)

347 Someone I know was told by an EMT that Austin has 15
cases but won't report. Who knows. Total hearsay but it's as likely as
not.

One of my engineers came in at end of day. He was hanging out this
weekend with a girl that UT has told to self quarantine with a headache.


So I'm two degrees of separation from a self quarantine, and in direct contact with someone exposed to her.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)


Time for a nice family visit with Uncle Chuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

348 If your son came home with a woman who looked like her

Tulsi is 38. If your son was 18 and bought home a 38 year old, I think Questions would be asked.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)

349 New Rochelle is in a containment zone. No Dick Van Dyke reruns for a while.

Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:41 PM (4KMff)

Commie Penis von Lesbian hit hardest
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March


that fucking garbuz guy

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (HALdu)

350 Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he did pretty well for himself.

Sure, I mean you would have no way of knowing she wants to legalize all drugs, take guns away, socialize medicine, and promote abortion. She'd just be an impressive, pretty lady.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (KZzsI)

351 Average-sized hairy dicks with botched circumcisions.

You can't make a mountain out of a mohel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (DMUuz)

352 to be fair to Italy, that's what hospitals have to do when they are overwhelmed with cases

Focus on saving who you can

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)

353
No way am I Binging that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I did. It's just holding your nose, keeping your mouth shut and blow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)

354 288: they shut down the country because the medical system is in absolute chaos.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (ONvIw)

355 a moose once bit my sister....
Posted by: Tom Servo



een eland beet ooit in mijn zus

Posted by: Sexy Wooden Shoe Miklos at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)

356 275 Biden wins MO and MS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Biden thinks he just won the Moms vote
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 10, 2020 08:52 PM (rpxSz)


I think someone should remind him that this is primary not general....he may get confused


Posted by: runner at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM

...

Offf sock.

And Biden is going to have a heck of a time being senator of all those states.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (hr5kG)

357 OMG....Tucker and Krystal Ball are talking about how good Biden was debating Paul Ryan.



Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

There are People on both sides of the aisle, including here, who think that.

I thought Biden behaved like a jackass, and he didn't impress me. But that's just me.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
------

Biden behaved like a mildly demented spoiled brat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (xSo9G)

358 ok I looked up vasalva maneuver - it's just that thing you do if you go touch the drain at the 10' deep end of the pool and you don't want your ears to hurt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

359 >>You can actually see where Biden has had his facial skin pulled back. His eyes are nearly slits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

He was our prototype.

Posted by: Westworld at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (2cuLk)

360 Yesterday, South Dakota had 0 cases.



Today they have 5 cases and 1 death.

---
Deaths in South Dakota have increased INFINITY PERCENT!!!!

Posted by: 0 hedge at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (kOpft)

361 Italy is third world

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

362 336 Coffee offered by women after a date, or Instagram DM, or Tinder chat is a euphemism for sex. Everybody knows this...
Posted by: ok

---

A woman walking into my office is a signal that she wants sex.

Posted by: Harvey "Cellblock Tango" Weinstein at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (VDp66)

I teed this one up for a George Costanza sock.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (lkJnJ)

363 Well, why the FUCK is the damned thing crooked?!!

Why doesn't anyone else notice it?

God DAMN it!

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (VDp66)
----
Eternal perdition is a little strong for a tilted frame.

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (Eicbe)

364 Get good, n00b.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (UfRqq)

365 239 - I wasn't as fat as you though Jonah.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (v1fwL)

366 I think she is really attractive regardless of her skin.March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (9hauA)

Ditto. she is easy on these old eyes.

Posted by: G*d -- I am so old at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (4KMff)

367 326: are you iron deficient

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (ONvIw)

368 Remember how Biden ogled Sarah Palin? I'm surprised he didn't try to sniff her or grope her right under her breasts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

369 The Liberal Case for Derogating Voters and Threatening to Kick Their Ass





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (pS94+)

---
This is supposed to be a friendly event.

Once, not long ago, it would have been.

But Michigan is shifting. The hard-hat crowd are done with Joe. He offers them nothing.

This isn't the old Bush strategy of wooing swing-district soccer moms, this is striking at the heart of the Democrat power and flipping it.

CNN's desperate lies can't cover up the fact that the scandal-plagued UAW will face full-on rebellion if they endorse a Democrat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cfSRQ)

370 His plastic surgeon was going for the perpetually squinting look, it seems.

Seems popular lately

Harvey's lawyers are whining that the sentence he's being threatened with will mean he will die in prison.

Well... Yeah. We hope so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)

371 307 Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he did pretty well for himself.
=========
My parents would definitely approve if I brought Tulsi Gabbard home for the holidays. Now me, I would rather go for a Las Vegas showgirl in preference.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

372 I thought Biden behaved like a jackass, and he didn't impress me. But that's just me.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (9hauA)

I'm with ya Chique. All he did was laugh and makes sounds at Ryan. Didn't really say a damn thing.

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

373 348 If your son came home with a woman who looked like her

Tulsi is 38. If your son was 18 and bought home a 38 year old, I think Questions would be asked.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)


"She's got Drake's Coffecake skin..."

- - Bette Davis Eyes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (pS94+)

374 353
No way am I Binging that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I did. It's just holding your nose, keeping your mouth shut and blow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (aKsyK)

closely related to the Weinstein maneuver, except that in that one the mouth is open.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (V2Yro)

375 So I'm two degrees of separation from a self quarantine, and in direct contact with someone exposed to her.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (hr5kG)

Time for a nice family visit with Uncle Chuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM

...

Yeah. I forgot to de-sock.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (hr5kG)

376 >You can actually see where Biden has had his facial skin pulled back. His eyes are nearly slits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Blinking probably hurts the poor old boy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

377 That's how you get over the Woohan virus: be better.

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)

378 Deaths in South Dakota have increased INFINITY PERCENT!!!!


Posted by: 0 hedge at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM

Yep. That site is all panic all the time now. Even my crazy site, aka "Godlike Productions" is starting to make fun of the constant panic out there.

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

379 Fox projecting Biden to win Michigan.

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

380 why be better when you can be best

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (0O7c5)

381 368 Remember how Biden ogled Sarah Palin? I'm surprised he didn't try to sniff her or grope her right under her breasts.
===
Biden knew if he tried to grope Sarracuda he'd need a new set of dentures.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (W+kMI)

382 Well, Biden won Michigan. I guess they love being yelled at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

383 Alex Jones Arrested on Misdemeanor DWI Charge in Texas

-
The Martians framed him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

384 I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack. Because I'm a fat fuck who needs to lose 35 lbs.

Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)

385 Seems like it might be time to hole up with a freezer full of meat and a case of bourbon for a bit. Good time to be retired with a smoker.

Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (K22Va)

386 Will Farrell was accused of shoving his 78 year old father off a cliff.

Not really, but there's quite a resemblance.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wgqnfpl

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

387 361. Define third world.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (v1fwL)

388 My parents would definitely approve if I brought
Tulsi Gabbard home for the holidays. Now me, I would rather go for a Las
Vegas showgirl in preference.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

---
What about an Arkansas stripper? Or your sister-in-law?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)

389 383 Alex Jones Arrested on Misdemeanor DWI Charge in Texas

-
The Martians framed him!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)


The Beto O'Rourke School of Defensive Driving...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (pS94+)

390 199
My theory on Gabbard is she can't be controlled.



---



This is the secret to EVERYTHING.



It's the basis of the entertainment industry. Talent? WTF is talent? Can the person be controlled? This is the only question.



It's the foundation of science funding.



Look into any institution and you will see that this control system is the basis of it.





Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 08:42 PM (VDp66)

_________


And pretty much sums up the threat that Trump has posed to the media, "elite," and Deep State -- and resultant clinical insanity induced as a result.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (WqPYg)

391 Remember how Biden ogled Sarah Palin? I'm surprised he didn't try to sniff her or grope her right under her breasts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

I'm glad he didn't.

I wouldn't have been able to cope with the envy.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (VDp66)

392 Smart-ass Public Service Announcement ---

If you want to impress people with your brilliance, or piss them off (especially smarmy libtards, like Chris Hayes), correct their Wuhan Virus terminology. Here are the correct terms for the coronavirus and the disease it causes, from the CDC:

Updated March 9, 2020
Background

CDC is responding to an outbreak of respiratory disease caused by a novel (new) coronavirus that was first detected in China and which has now been detected in more than 100 locations internationally, including in the United States. The virus has been named "SARS-CoV-2" and the disease it causes has been named "coronavirus disease 2019" (abbreviated "COVID-19").


Link for the above:

https://tinyurl.com/vpjbkme

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

393 Now me, I would rather go for a Las Vegas showgirl in preference.

Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

394 I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack.

Sounds pretty good, though. Pickle sandwiches are great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

395 Bet old Bern drops out tonight

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (6XlcD)

396 333 I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)

No way am I Binging that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


No, seriously -- it's a real thing. Life-changing. You don't know about the Valsalva Maneuver? Many people (including myself) just do it instinctively without realizing that it has a medical name.

Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)

397 361 Italy is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

Have you ever been to Northern Italy? You know that's the Germanic part of the country, right? You know it's the cleanest and most healthy. Have you even looked up the health care resources there and compared them to the other 1st world counties? You may be shocked to find out where our country stands....

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (lkJnJ)

398 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
****
Nope Just take something to lower the anxiety/stress

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (BqBId)

399 I keep being assured over and over and over and over by the press that the black people just love!!! Joe Biden.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (cGlgB)

400 Biden's opening line to Bernie..
"Let's take it outside, Buster!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (CjFDo)

401 385 Seems like it might be time to hole up with a freezer full of meat and a case of bourbon for a bit. Good time to be retired with a smoker.
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (K22Va)


Yep, I don't really expect trouble, but I still went through the mental checklist.

Freezer full of meat...check (just got my order from Bavarian Sausage Kitchen today, which helps)

Plenty of booze...check

As long as the power stays on, I can hold out quite a while.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

402 No way am I Binging that.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM


Safe to Bing. Just means pinching your nose shut and blowing out to clear your ears.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (rBtIz)

403 As for the ZOMG! Coronavirus!! threat, let me the diabetic be the canary for y'all. If I post a picture of me walking around masked, gloved, and swathed in protective fabric, you all can start worrying it's serious. We're not exactly up to Captain Trips level threat here, even if it is one nasty bug.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (W+kMI)

404
Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)


I blew out an eardrum from a too-close firework in 1993 and lost some hearing but gained the whistling.

I so want to stop it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (pS94+)

405 Have you ever been to Northern Italy? You know that's the Germanic part of the country, right?

Huh? What are you talking about?

Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)

406 LOL

I think I threw out my back laughing

CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
***********
Next thing will be the spin on how dementia is actually refreshing in a candidate.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (wiXsO)

407 Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)


Just looked it up. That shit is still illegal in 13 states! I mean, where do you even get two llamas and a Mexican wrestling midget?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

408 We sure have our share of coronavirus trolls

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (6XlcD)

409 The Valsalva Maneuver is my favorite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (H5knJ)

410 Remember how Biden ogled Sarah Palin? I'm surprised he didn't try to sniff her or grope her right under her breasts.

I'm sure the urge was strong but he realized she'd probably knock him to the floor and jerk out a 357 and shove it under his nose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)

411 @realDonaldTrump 11 minutes ago

THANK YOU MISSISSIPPI! #KAG2020

@realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

THANK YOU MISSOURI! #KAG2020

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (cF8AT)

412 Northern Italy is Germanic and ultrahygenic?

Can you send me spores from the shrooms you're eating?

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (UfRqq)

413 Blinking probably hurts the poor old boy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

Is that what's wrong with his eyes? Because his eyes look really weird.

Posted by: Twitter Dicks at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (QLlrr)

414 >>Valsalva Maneuver

You mean pressure equalization. Never done it for tinnitus but do it all the time when I'm diving.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

415 361 Italy is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

Yeah. I took a bus to Turin from beautiful Switzerland a couple of years ago, and as we approached the city, I texted my family that I didn't think I would be going to Lagos (Nigeria). And frankly, where my mom and sister live in Lagos looks nicer.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (9hauA)

416 Tulsi is 38. If your son was 18 and bought home a 38 year old, I think Questions would be asked.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 08:57 PM (ykYG2)

C'mon now. You take a woman like that to a motel.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (j3npP)

417 They should put Joe and Bernie in hoverrounds and make them navigate an obstacle course.

--

Heh. Nomination goes to whomever wins a shuffleboard contest.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (JoUsr)

418 Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza

His campaign thought it was.. He looks like he's tough on guns

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (6XlcD)

419 407 Just looked it up. That shit is still illegal in 13 states! I mean, where do you even get two llamas and a Mexican wrestling midget?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)


eBay

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

420 Isn't "The Valsalva Maneuver" the rare, unreleased Alan Parsons Project album?

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (VDp66)

421 Sounds pretty good, though. Pickle sandwiches are great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

They actually are pretty good.

Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (fuBLj)

422 You may be shocked to find out where our country stands....

Yeah, people are constantly flying from the United States to Italy for medical treatment.

Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)

423 399 I keep being assured over and over and over and over by the press that the black people just love!!! Joe Biden.
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I dunno, maybe we could ask some actual black people instead.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (W+kMI)

424 394
I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack.



Sounds pretty good, though. Pickle sandwiches are great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

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My weight loss regimen is to only eat when my wife is being serviced by the bull.

I've gained ten pounds so far.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (cfSRQ)

425 Lol. The makers of Tito's are telling people to quit using it as a hand sanitizer.


Be better, nutjobs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

426 Next thing will be the spin on how dementia is actually refreshing in a candidate


"Why Joe Biden's Apparently Incoherent Ramblings are Really Political Genius"

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ZCiJZ)

427 I keep being assured over and over and over and over by the press that the black people just love!!! Joe Biden.

Well its a relative thing. They don't despise him like they do Sanders, so it seems like affection.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI)

428
You mean pressure equalization. Never done it for tinnitus but do it all the time when I'm diving.

And for heart palpitations

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (6XlcD)

429 I love this place a lot, but I think we should all take a moment to watch some tyt over on youtube - they live bloggin

Posted by: steve at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (TTy55)

430 265 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Television makes mine worse. Which is too bad, because my husband has tv on during all of his waking hours.

But if I can limit my exposure to television or other constant noise, it subsides. Mine is pretty loud, too--I often can't hear my oven timer over the tinnitus.

Posted by: April at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

431 valsava could work, but see you GP, it could as easily be something easily dealt with , but something you should fix, like low iron or ear wax

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (ONvIw)

432 I think we need to discuss that the left considers it a great talking point that school closures for the virus is taking food way from kids, because so many kids depend on schools for food.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (hr5kG)

433 I blew out an eardrum from a too-close firework in 1993 and lost some hearing but gained the whistling.

I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Well, that's different. Be careful doing the Valsalva if you have a punctured eardrum. it only works if the eardrum is intact.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (N9G0H)

434 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.


Bioflavanoids. There is also a garlic oil on Amazon that is supposed to work.

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (ZCiJZ)

435 I think I threw out my back laughing

CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
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Next thing will be the spin on how dementia is actually refreshing in a candidate.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (wiXsO)

But Trump being mean to powerful people like the media and Dem officials means he's the love child of Stalin and Hitler.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)

436 Valsava maneuver is an actual medical thing and safely bing able. In healthcare it's occasionally used to treat fast hear arrhythmias.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (a4qVe)

437 384 I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack. Because I'm a fat fuck who needs to lose 35 lbs.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)

Bread & butter pickles are gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)

438 433 I blew out an eardrum from a too-close firework in 1993 and lost some hearing but gained the whistling.

I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Well, that's different. Be careful doing the Valsalva if you have a punctured eardrum. it only works if the eardrum is intact.
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:07 PM (N9G0H)


Too late. I have blood shooting out of my eyeballs. Which means I just won two primaries!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)

439 422 Yeah, people are constantly flying from the United States to Italy for medical treatment.
Posted by: Two Thousand Years Of History! at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)


You'd be surprised. They let you drink Brunello in the ICU.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)

440 418 Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza

His campaign thought it was.. He looks like he's tough on guns
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Yeah, 'cause "tough on guns" really resonates in the Midwest right now, with AR-15 clones and AK clones flying off the shelves right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (W+kMI)

441
See you all tomorrow morning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)

442 Also, they do not have to worry about audience reaction to Joe musing on the qualities of mushy peas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)

443 The hoverrond obstacle course would be a great way of deciding the candidate. Tulsi would be disqualified in the parallel parking section.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)

444 Italy is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

Have you ever been to Northern Italy? You know that's the Germanic part of the country, right? You know it's the cleanest and most healthy. Have you even looked up the health care resources there and compared them to the other 1st world counties? You may be shocked to find out where our country stands....
Posted by: ok at March




heh, no

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)

445 420
Isn't "The Valsalva Maneuver" the rare, unreleased Alan Parsons Project album?





Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:05 PM (VDp66)

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No, it's episode 13, first season of Space: 1999. First depiction of multi-penised alien on network TV.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (cfSRQ)

446 Joe Biden's finger, pointed at you threateningly.

Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (6XZdO)

447 437 384 I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack. Because I'm a fat fuck who needs to lose 35 lbs.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)

Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)

Shush. Shush. Lying dog-faced pony soldier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (1CjJc)

448 425 Lol. The makers of Tito's are telling people to quit using it as a hand sanitizer.

Be better, nutjobs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, it's only 40 percent alcohol (80 Proof). Get Everclear. It's cheaper, too.

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (AMIL/)

449 Joe Biden hurting himself trying to punch a voter is actually good for him......random neverTrumper hack

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

450 Okay. I looked up Valsalva. It seems it can mess with heart rhythm and BP.

I have mitral valve prolapse.

Anyhow, I use the method when I'm flying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

451 if you gave slojo a hoverround he would be screaming "exterminate" in five mins

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)

452 'Night J.J.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (sGotD)

453 well technically the Lombards who overran the Po valley in the 500's *were* a Germanic tribe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (V2Yro)

454 Joe Biden's finger, pointed at you threateningly.
Posted by: Chris M

---

What's on the end?

Booger?

Ear wax?

An eyeball crustie?

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (VDp66)

455 The beams! They've been crossed!

EU Already Politicizing Coronavirus to Push Terrible Climate Change Legislation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)

456 Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March




yes

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (HALdu)

457 Amazes me that Trump still takes time to give thanks to primary voters even when its just a formality at this point.

Has Bush ever done this?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)

458 When I stroke my dog's head her eyes look like Joe's, except with more intelligence.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

459 Yeah, it's only 40 percent alcohol (80 Proof). Get Everclear. It's cheaper, too.
Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 09:09 PM (AMIL/)

And you might get a contact drunk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

460 Bioflavanoids sounds like a word a snake oil salesman came up with.

Dr Abraham Colver's Patented Panacea! Made with real Bioflavanoids and electrolytes! For patients who find that they are dispatulated, hydroferric, superfactic, and reconjuvinated!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (KZzsI)

461 See you all tomorrow morning.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (pS94+)


Thanks for all you do, JJ. You're the best!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

462 I blew out an eardrum from a too-close firework in 1993 and lost some hearing but gained the whistling.

I so want to stop it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM (pS94+)
******
Join the Club. Many Ear Infections growing up & then running sound for 2 rock bands

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (BqBId)

463 453
well technically the Lombards who overran the Po valley in the 500's *were* a Germanic tribe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (V2Yro)

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So were Kesselring's guys, but I don't think they revamped the hospital system.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (cfSRQ)

464 458 When I stroke my dog's head her eyes look like Joe's, except with more intelligence.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah, the sleepy, 'oh yeah, right there' look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

465 Joe's decline appears to be going exponential. Ace is right, he won't make it to November.

Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (q177U)

466 Lamestream media is talking breathlessly about the % of votes the Democrat candidates get. They ignore Trump's 98% wins in large numbers.

Meanwhile the Libertarian and Green candidates can't get noticed. Do we even know their names?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)

467 heh, no

Look he was told by a professor and a study by a UN group, who you gonna believe your personal experience and eyewitness or the word of these leftists??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

468 457 Amazes me that Trump still takes time to give thanks to primary voters even when its just a formality at this point.

Has Bush ever done this?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)


Bush didn't even defend himself when he was blamed for the incompetence of the Mayor of New Orleans.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

469
Has Bush ever done this?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

...

I'm painting portraits of every one of my primary voters.

Posted by: Bush at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (hr5kG)

470 So Jane, see a doc. I had tinnitus once and it was wax. My husband developed it after a surgery, and it was anemia. He had been avoiding red meat and after a blood loss his levels got low

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (ONvIw)

471 465 Joe's decline appears to be going exponential. Ace is right, he won't make it to November.
Posted by: Max Power at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (q177U)

He's just lulling Trump into a false sense of security.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)

472 What's on the end?

Booger?

Ear wax?

An eyeball crustie?

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:10 PM (VDp66)

Well there goes my plan to bite it if he ever pointed at me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (QLlrr)

473 Most of the parents of Italians around here my age came for a real good reason. They didn't have shit in Italy. My buddy's ma made rolled pig skin in tomato sauce and he loved it but they did it because they didn't have meat. America is a pretty good place to be.

Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (K22Va)

474
Is that the biggest bunch of BS you've heard today?
Posted by: Tami

========

Also the most futile. To delete a tweet is to give it eternal life in screenshots.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (/xrFQ)

475 The thing about slojo is it is sad, kind of, that everybody around him and everybody that hates Trump is fine doing this to him.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (HALdu)

476 466 Meanwhile the Libertarian and Green candidates can't get noticed. Do we even know their names?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)


Don't worry, they will be honored in a movie someday. It will be called...Nosepiercer.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

477 Jane, I recommend the "Advanced Valsalva Maneuver," and no I'm not kidding:

Trim your pinky nails until they are completely down to the quick, as short as possible safely. THen (this is starting to sound crazy but I'm serious) suck on them for a while until they are moistened and softened. Then very carefull, one at a time, insert your pinkies into your ears, and try to loosen/widen the ear canal. You may hear a slight crunching or popping sound, but that's good. THEN, having done that to both ears, pinch your nose closed, inhale, then tightly close you mouth and briefly but sharply exhale. You may hear a slight "pop" as the pressure in your middle ear equalizes with the ambient air pressure outside.

Repeat as often as necessary.

It sound complicated and dramatic, but swimmers, divers and people who go up in the atmosphere do it all the time in a matter of seconds.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (N9G0H)

478 Lent without tv. It is becoming permanent.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (ZnKVV)

479 457 Amazes me that Trump still takes time to give thanks to primary voters even when its just a formality at this point.

Has Bush ever done this?
========
Would the Lamestream News have ever mentioned it if he did? That's why Trump makes sure everybody knows about it.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

480 Be better, Ace.

Posted by: The Shelves at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (sWM8x)

481 Joe's decline appears to be going exponential. Ace is right, he won't make it to November.
Posted by: Max Power

----

He's in gimbal lock and the rotation speed is increasing madly!

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (VDp66)

482 DWI? I swear I was just trying to stave off the coronavirus. And AIDS. And Ebola. And alien death rays.

Posted by: Alex Jones at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (H5knJ)

483 he was told by a professor and a study by a UN group, who you gonna believe your personal experience and eyewitness or the word of these leftists??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March




Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

484 Italy has more hospital beds per capita, but that alone tells you nothing.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (ONvIw)

485 Lolololol. Boe Jiden was just showing what a man of the people, a regular blue collar guy he was when he told the worker he was "full of shit".

The MSM narrative goes- he's a relatable guy to those little people in flyover country that he fucked over when he was in office. He's also showing how cogent and on the ball he is. I think I just laughed so hard I sharted.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (XN+73)

486 Meanwhile the Libertarian and Green candidates can't get noticed. Do we even know their names?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 09:12 PM (W+kMI)


There are 17 LP candidates as far as I can tell.
really not much of a ripple in the body politic so far.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (6rS3m)

487 Sleepy Joe Biden looks more and more everyday like David Lo Pan.

A crusty old bastard what likes to sniff and fondle young females.

Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (ATCV4)

488 Is it to early to start griping about the general election debates? What's Team Trump's strategy here? 'Cuz, if the debates are run by the same parade of Progressive activist "moderators," I'm not going to watch them (for the first time in my life).

Trump could easily ramble off script through a 2-hour debate. He should insist on Lincoln-Douglas or nothing:

"Lincoln and Douglas decided to hold one debate in each of the nine congressional districts in Illinois. Both candidates had already spoken in Springfield and Chicago within a day of each other, so they decided that their joint appearances would be held in the remaining seven districts. Each debate lasted 3 hours. The format was that one candidate spoke for 60 minutes, then the other candidate spoke for 90 minutes, and then the first candidate was allowed a 30-minute rejoinder. The candidates alternated speaking first"

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (DRgs8)

489 Trim your pinky nails until they are completely down
to the quick, as short as possible safely. THen (this is starting to
sound crazy but I'm serious) suck on them for a while until they are
moistened and softened. Then very carefull, one at a time, insert your
pinkies into your ears, and try to loosen/widen the ear canal. You may
hear a slight crunching or popping sound, but that's good. THEN, having
done that to both ears, pinch your nose closed, inhale, then tightly
close you mouth and briefly but sharply exhale. You may hear a slight
"pop" as the pressure in your middle ear equalizes with the ambient air
pressure outside.



Repeat as often as necessary.



It sound complicated and dramatic, but swimmers, divers and people
who go up in the atmosphere do it all the time in a matter of seconds.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:14 PM (N9G0H)


I do that when I'm flying, minus the wet pinky fingers in the ears. I just tried clearing my ears the way I do when I fly. Nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

490 Liz wheeler on OANN ripping apart Tucker Carlson claim last night that the Trump administration has failed the Coronavirus situation .

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (TE8jT)

491 Everyone loves to hate on Hannity, but right now he is pummeling Bribem like Weinstein on a casting call hopeful.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:16 PM (1CjJc)

492 465 Joe's decline appears to be going exponential.
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I think you mean "expodential," don't you?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (sWM8x)

493 490 Liz wheeler on OANN ripping apart Tucker Carlson claim last night that the Trump administration has failed the Coronavirus situation .
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (TE8jT)


Joining the hysteria is the new measure of competence.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (dOV9E)

494 "Conan, what is better in life?"

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (WqPYg)

495 Liz Wheeler is my Spirit Animal.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (Qf83p)

496 Tulsi Coffeecake just needed a big strong man to turn her away from her silly leftward ways and onto glorious boomstick of Trumpian conservatism.

And if the soy soaked woketards around her cant do it, well then *sniffs* *pulls up pants*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

497 171---600 died
yikes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:38 PM (G546f)
---------------------------------
Eh.
Over the last several weeks 600 have died in a nation of 60,000,000.
Not good, but not exactly a disaster either.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (M/9m0)

498
Everyone loves to hate on Hannity, but right now he is pummeling Bribem like Weinstein on a casting call hopeful.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:16 PM (1CjJc)


If he'd just SHUT THE HELL UP and let his guests speak. Jeebus. He loves the sound of his own voice.

Trump is the only person he never interrupts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

499 The neverTrumpers love Biden so much they're trying to kill him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

500 On Iran and the wuflu TuCa has lost it...

Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (nzKWW)

501 Oh wow:

@HeshmatAlavi

Lebanese journalist Maria Malouf:
Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrollah is infected with #coronavirus after meeting a senior level delegation from #Iran. There has been complete silence since Nasrollah's meeting with Iran's parliament speaker Ali Larijani.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (bDqIh)

502 China had lots of beds, but they were in large wards which are useless for illnesses like this. You need negative pressure single rooms, proper nebulizers, and lots of O2. Beds alone is not an adequate determinant of good care.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ONvIw)

503 After the shit Tucker pulled on Iran and the parade of sycophants he had on the show, I was done. I'm not surprised he's going on a Coronavirus screed against Trump. He's a Washington asshole through and through.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (XN+73)

504 I mean, where do you even get two llamas and a Mexican wrestling midget?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 09:04 PM


You've never been to a TxMoMe, it would appear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (DMUuz)

505 He's just lulling Trump into a false sense of security.

The ol' rope-a-dope. Sly devil...

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (EYsyU)

506 I do that when I'm flying, minus the wet pinky fingers in the ears. I just tried clearing my ears the way I do when I fly. Nothing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Hmm. Well, I recommend keep trying. Sometimes it take several attempts. And maybe try the pinky thing too -- gives it extra oomph.

If that doesn't help at all, then DO try to remove earwax. That's another very common cause of tinnitus that often gets overlooked and not dealt with.

Either get one of those soft-rubber ear-flusing bulbs and follow the directions, or have your doc do it. I think ear wax cleaning solves 50% of all tinnitus cases!

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (N9G0H)

507 The MSM narrative goes- he's a relatable guy to those little people in flyover country that he fucked over when he was in office.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:15 PM (XN+73)

What I keep seeing is "well, Trump's vulgar, why can't Biden be vulgar too?"

The nitwits don't see that there is a difference between Trump insulting Dems and their media lackeys and insulting an ordinary Joe, an actual voter whose vote you want.

Well, actually they do see the difference. It's OK to insult ordinary people, especially blue collar white guys. It's unforgivable to attack Dems and their media lackeys.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (d6Ksn)

508 Sleepy Joe Biden looks more and more everyday like David Lo Pan.

Jack Burton: So you marry this green eyed girl and rule the world from beyond the grave

Joe Biden: indeed!

Jack Burton: Or check into the nearest psycho ward, whichever comes first

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (KZzsI)

509 499 The neverTrumpers love Biden so much they're trying to kill him.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (Uu+Jp)


They are clinging bitterly to him. If he loses the primary, and they have to endorse a 100% genuine communist, which they would do in a heartbeat, their whole game is done.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

510 Sleepy Joe Biden looks more and more everyday like David Lo Pan.
Posted by: Fritz

Indeed, Mr Burton!

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (VNfwt)

511
Oh wow:

@HeshmatAlavi

Lebanese journalist Maria Malouf:

Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrollah is infected with #coronavirus after
meeting a senior level delegation from #Iran. There has been complete
silence since Nasrollah's meeting with Iran's parliament speaker Ali
Larijani.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (bDqIh)


The upside of Wuflu.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

512 333
I had a mild case of tinnitus, and pretty much successfully cured it with the Valsalva Maneuver.



Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 08:55 PM (N9G0H)

No way am I Binging that.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

_________


"It's like Kegel exercises for men." -- #DrunkDonLeMon and #DrunkAndersonCoooper69

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (WqPYg)

513


Joe Biden: Don't let that guy fool you. He's a member of the notorious Corn Pop gang. He told me he wasn't and I told him he's full of shit. I recognize those bad dudes anywhere. The bastard wouldn't even touch my leg hair

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (9LXfp)

514 Torino is ugly but it's not 3rd world. There were regions of Italy that had no electricity, no modern plumbing, unpaved roads, but those conditions were remedied by the 1970s. There may be remote villages in Basilicata or Calabria that still don't have the amenities, but to make a blanket statement that the entire country is third world is kind of ignorant. Be better.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (v1fwL)

515 Trump is the only person he never interrupts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, this was just the opening comments. Pure Biden clusterfuckery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (1CjJc)

516 Liz wheeler on OANN ripping apart Tucker Carlson claim last night that the Trump administration has failed the Coronavirus situation .

--

Wait, Tucker was ripping Trump for failing at Coronavirus? How?? What was his gripe?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (JoUsr)

517 They should put Joe and Bernie in hoverrounds and make them navigate an obstacle course.

You shall pay for your cruelty by staging it across Rhode Island.

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (FhXTo)

518 The nitwits don't see that there is a difference between Trump insulting Dems and their media lackeys and insulting an ordinary Joe, an actual voter whose vote you want.

Yeah there's a big difference, to voters at least, between someone hammering a politician or a reporter, and attacking some blue collar guy with a hardhat on who loves the 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (KZzsI)

519 The Dems are beating Joe like a rented mule to keep him going.

They're gonna push him until he collapses and his teeth fall out on live TV.

Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (fuBLj)

520 Chip Roy and Rand not pleased with FISA deal. Have only seen part of it, but I take Roy's response as significant. Rand is actually pretty good on this kind of thing, and his comparatively purist approach isn't even the point here, given the abuses. Would love to sit in on Trump's meetings on this, with Barr, and WH circle.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)

521 Torino is ugly but it's not 3rd world. There were regions of Italy that had no electricity, no modern plumbing, unpaved roads, but those conditions were remedied by the 1970s. There may be remote villages in Basilicata or Calabria that still don't have the amenities, but to make a blanket statement that the entire country is third world is kind of ignorant. Be better.
Posted by: kallisto at March




It is third world

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

522 If that doesn't help at all, then DO try to remove
earwax. That's another very common cause of tinnitus that often gets
overlooked and not dealt with.



Either get one of those soft-rubber ear-flusing bulbs and follow the
directions, or have your doc do it. I think ear wax cleaning solves 50%
of all tinnitus cases!

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:19 PM (N9G0H)


Thanks, zombie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

523 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at March 10, 2020 09:18 PM (XN+73)

He gets it right most of the time. I'm not going to act like a leftist and reject everyone who doesn't agree with me 100 percent about everything.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (d6Ksn)

524
I think it's time for a maxi thread. This one is starting to leak.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (/xrFQ)

525 If you watch this year like I am doing, and like I watched 2016 - knowing Trump is going to win - you will have such a kickass time. It's going to be better than the best comedy/action/drama movie you've ever seen in your life. I already can't believe this shit.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:21 PM (uEbPt)

526 The average age of people in the US dying from corona virus is 81.Average age in Northern Italy is 80.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (TE8jT)

527 And when the game is done, shit heats up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (ZnKVV)

528 It is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

Have you ever been there? If so, what parts?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (d6Ksn)

529 I have found that regular washing with hydrogen peroxide on a q-tip cleans out wax pretty well in your ears. I had a problem with it building up so bad I had to go to the doctor because it felt like I had earmuffs on. The sadistic treatment they gave me with hot water and a syringe was painful enough I'm not repeating that experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)

530 #LoseWithBiden is trending on Twitler.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (N30JC)

531 Brian Cates //Flynn and Breitbart's Army!@drawandstrike
Replying to @MZHemingway
The judge literally told [Hunter] Biden's lawyer he needed to be in her courtroom tomorrow "Unless his hair is on fire".

I am pretty sure she doesn't buy this excuse.

-
Hunter considering buying lighter fluid and a book of matches.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (+y/Ru)

532 What is wrong with Tucker? Does he really think Trump is just sitting on his ass doing nothing while coronavirus rapes and pillages small towns in Wyoming?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (+dsLj)

533 I'd be interested to see whether the spread is effected in those countries where hygiene is... less than good. I seem to remember a story linked somewhere that said there was a fecal matter transmission for Covid. Not good for some.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (2B9A/)

534 The Dems are beating Joe like a rented mule to keep him going.



They're gonna push him until he collapses and his teeth fall out on live TV.

Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (fuBLj)



They'll be pulling a "weekend at bidens" by the time the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his ass to move his mouth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)

535 Insulting large swaths of voters is kind of the Democrats' thing. Even the most well known recent Democrat candidate for President - Mitt Romney - did it.

Trump throws himself open to all voters.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (uEbPt)

536 Gabbard is a loose cannon for the Democrats. That's why they nuked her. You would think the anti-war Dems would love her, but for some reason they don't.
Posted by: WOPR at March 10, 2020 08:34 PM (J70i0)

The old style Dem progressives are almost as persecuted as Republicans - deplatformed, no access to power. The new Dem leftist are college SJW types doing the race to the bottom with competing persecution complexes.

In England, that is leading to actual arrests of lesbian feminists who won't have sex with a man in a dress. Can't wait for that particular chicken to come to roost over here.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

537 529 I have found that regular washing with hydrogen peroxide on a q-tip cleans out wax pretty well in your ears. I had a problem with it building up so bad I had to go to the doctor because it felt like I had earmuffs on. The sadistic treatment they gave me with hot water and a syringe was painful enough I'm not repeating that experience.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)


I had that too, at my GP. It sucks. A real ear specialist has the tools, the skills, and the steadiness of hand to get that stuff out of there manually. Much better.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

538 I feel like propping up Biden is just a ploy so they can go into the convention, decide he's too sick to run, and swap in Fauxacahontas.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (N30JC)

539 Over the last several weeks 600 have died in a nation of 60,000,000.
Not good, but not exactly a disaster either.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

that's true, but my yikes was the 1000/600 ratio
of course a lot are untested, and not even in the ratio

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (G546f)

540 352
to be fair to Italy, that's what hospitals have to do when they are overwhelmed with cases



Focus on saving who you can

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)

_________


It has nothing to do with socialized medicine always resulting in shortages of everything and necessary rationing of services and care.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (WqPYg)

541 They'll be pulling a "weekend at bidens" by the time
the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his
ass to move his mouth.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)

Plot Twist: Weekend at Biden's has been going on since October.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:24 PM (uEbPt)

542 526: So the moral of the story is if you're old, stay home, which you should do anyway during a flu outbreak. And while coronavirus is not a flu, its contracted the same way, acts the same, and can have the same negative sequelae.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (ONvIw)

543 529 I have found that regular washing with hydrogen peroxide on a q-tip cleans out wax pretty well in your ears. I had a problem with it building up so bad I had to go to the doctor because it felt like I had earmuffs on. The sadistic treatment they gave me with hot water and a syringe was painful enough I'm not repeating that experience.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Life-changing recommendation:

Just buy one of those soft-rubber ear-cleaning bulbs that I mentioned to Jane in comment 506. They really do work, and you will be AMAZED at the amount of junk that comes out of your ears (safely)! No need to have the doctor do it. Not traumatic. They only cost, like five bucks.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (N9G0H)

544
Re the Thorazine for senile agitation in the sidebar:

A few years ago, my father, 85 or 86, went out of his head in the hospital with pneumonia (after a prostate operation). It was a reaction to the tons of meds that had pumped him with. That runs in his side of the family, and seems to be not one particular drug, but when he gets a whole bunch of 'em.

Anyway, he was fighting off 4 nurses and winning (slightly). It took Haldol to knock him out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)

545 516. On Tucker yesterday. He went of the rails giving numbers that are incorrect and inflated. Said the government did nothing to stop the virus he sounded like a left wing nut.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (TE8jT)

546
They're already predicting that Biden will win Michigan. Rotten commie bastard can't even beat a guy who doesn't know what state he's in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (9LXfp)

547 Im Sicilian. All my relatives live in Italy. It is a world class shit hole.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (+dsLj)

548 There may be remote villages in Basilicata or
Calabria that still don't have the amenities, but to make a blanket
statement that the entire country is third world is kind of ignorant. Be
better.
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (v1fwL)


I suspect that Italy is suffering under the same concept of the corporate state that has made them the powerhouse of the Adriatic this past century.

It did wonders for Argentina and Brazil, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (6rS3m)

549 What is wrong with Tucker?

Every time I see someone complain that the President is failing they always say something like "there were six new cases just today!!!!

Which is not just idiotic, but ignorant. First off, how exactly is the president going to stop EVERYONE from getting the flu in flu season? What policy, what magical ability is he going to use to make it so nobody ever gets this again from this day forward? Wave his wand and yell some faux latin word Hermione Granger taught him?

Second, six cases is nothing, its almost literally nothing. Six people getting the flu in an office building is a normal day. Six people in a country of 320 million is a statistical speck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (KZzsI)

550 Next Joe's team is going to demand Joe be seated in a Captain Pike chair. How bad a gaffe can Joe make with blinking lights?

Posted by: Aviator


/blink

/blink

/sorta half-lit for a few seconds

/stuttery strobe effect

...

/blink

Posted by: My /blink as a Biden at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (P1f+c)

551 It is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

Have you ever been there? If so, what parts?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March



Why do you care?

What is your interest in Italy?

Every country has some nice nabes.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)

552 Earlier today, a doc on Fox was saying the CDC is telling everyone 60 and older to stay home.

The doc was....displeased, as he's 60 and still practicing medicine.


It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

553 Bernie ought to stand any way, just to show he can. Unless, he can't either. Party of Youth!

Posted by: OCBill at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (Ij9pi)

554 On Tucker yesterday. He went of the rails giving
numbers that are incorrect and inflated. Said the government did nothing
to stop the virus he sounded like a left wing nut.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:25 PM (TE8jT)

A left wing nut? On Fox News? Fetch my salts.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (uEbPt)

555 600
/ 600,000,000
--------------------------
= 0.000001

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (XathI)

556 the side roads in Italy suck

maybe as wide as my drive

they do have some nice flea markets on the square in places like Arezzo

found some really cool stuff

a lot of it all busted up

which I like

cheaper and easier to ship

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (rpxSz)

557 They'll be pulling a "weekend at bidens" by the time
the election happens. I'm just wondering who will have their arm up his
ass to move his mouth.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)

_________


"Skinny wrists and arms has its advantages." -- Former President ValJar

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (WqPYg)

558 Jane Doh, regarding tinnitus I have gotten some relief by taking a vitamin B complex supplement every day. Not a cure, but has helped me.

Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (cHQtB)

559 Just buy one of those soft-rubber ear-cleaning bulbs that I mentioned to Jane in comment 506.

Yeah we have one of those. I used to use it, but I got a bit too vigorous once and damaged an ear drum. The gentle wash with Hydrogen Peroxide solution seems to work significantly better and less painfully.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)

560 74

Why is Tulsi considered to be "of color?" She's barely darker than Tucker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK)


She was born in Samoa, not Sicily.

This race stuff is so confusing.

Perhaps there are other things that people could be judged and evaluated on, besides race.

I for one, adore Tulsi, in a non-public leadership kinda way.

IYKWIM

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)

561 Im Sicilian. All my relatives live in Italy. It is a world class shit hole.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

We need to talk....---Dennis Hopper

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (FTlwv)

562 Mini Super Tuesday Results Thread
---------------------------------

Whoa. I thought for a minute Bloomberg jumped back in.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (uEbPt)

563 Jane Doh, regarding tinnitus I have gotten some
relief by taking a vitamin B complex supplement every day. Not a
cure, but has helped me.

Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (cHQtB)


I do that.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

564
I'm a big ear-wax producer myself, and H2O2 solution is what I use to clean 'em out. If I don't keep my ears cleaned out every 2 weeks or so, they will plug up.

It may be because of the noise and dust exposure I've had over the years, I don't know. But I make a shit-ton of ear wax.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (f1Vqw)

565 555 600
/ 600,000,000
--------------------------
= 0.000001
Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (XathI)

More like 6 million, dumb dumb.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)

566 See, when I think of Biden and Trump going toe to toe in a debate, I have a hard time concluding the highly likely outcome each time is a serious ass kicking to Biden.

They both gaff, but Trump's are almost always in the form of trolling by outrageous outburst. Each time, he'll give the Progs plenty of ammo to Orange Man Bad! him, but when the volume on a 10-point control has been turned to 10 for 2 years, what more can they really do with their ammo?

Biden, on the other hand.... Good lord. All you have to do is turn "on" and the only issue is how many people per minute conclude that he's senile and retarded.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 09:29 PM (DRgs8)

567 104 OT I know
So........Mr. WDS was at the chiropractor today and the subject of the Coronavirus came up. His doctor said let me show you something funny. Pulled out a box of Clorox wipes and it said "kills human Coronavirus"

So.....I pulled out our Kirkland wipes here at home which we purchased months ago. And they say "effective against common cold virus caused by Coronavirus"

WTF!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 10, 2020 08:24 PM (/UQ/R)


There are several strains of common coronavirus that have been known for some time. The one everyone is getting the vapors over now is new.




Hence, the non-COVAD term used to describe this latest virus is "novel Corona virus".

kind of like "New and Improved"!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

568 It has nothing to do with socialized medicine always resulting in shortages of everything and necessary rationing of services and care.
Posted by: ShainS

I never said that
HOWEVER, rationing will always occur when demand exceeds supply
it's just the mechanism that changes

so in a purely pay as you go system, the ones who can pay will have all the life support

in a health insurance based system,like ours, it depends
RBG will have all the care she needs
Joe the Plumber, just as much as deemed reasonable

In Italy, I dunno
I think they're not as socialized as China or the UK though

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (G546f)

569 554: should he shut the whole country down? Torpedo the cruise ships? Tell me how do you stop a virus that can come over a unsecured border, might have no symptoms while contagious, and can last for an extended period on surfaces? WTF wad he supposed to do,?

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (ONvIw)

570 Just buy one of those soft-rubber ear-cleaning bulbs that I mentioned to
Jane in comment 506. They really do work, and you will be AMAZED at
the amount of junk that comes out of your ears (safely)! No need to have
the doctor do it. Not traumatic. They only cost, like five bucks.

I can vouch for those little kits. They work for me. Drops in an ear, wait, then squeeze a couple bulbs of warm water in your ear.

Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (K22Va)

571 Just tried Valsalva Maneuver for my tendinitis. Didn't work (sad face emoji).

Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)

572 Weird, I didnt know coffeecake was being used as a perjorative with Tulsi, I thought it was a reference to her tan skin. I like coffeecake too.

I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (+dsLj)

573 559 Just buy one of those soft-rubber ear-cleaning bulbs that I mentioned to Jane in comment 506.

Yeah we have one of those. I used to use it, but I got a bit too vigorous once and damaged an ear drum. The gentle wash with Hydrogen Peroxide solution seems to work significantly better and less painfully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


OK -- whatever works for you!

You might try a more gentle, less vigorous non-painful rinse out every now and then. For me, it really really helps.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (N9G0H)

574 49 I really hope the Bernie bros don't take this sitting down. I hope they go on a rampage the likes of which we have never seen.

I want blood in the streets of Milwaukee. I want dumpster fires. I want to see the riot police and the National Guard.

Tear gas, rubber bullets, fire hoses.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)


So, does Trump order the National Guard into Milwaukee when the burning times start?

Or does he stay out of it, because he wouldn't want anyone to say he interjected himself into the Democrat Convention?

Regardless, this is gonna get good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

575 I tried the Valsalva Maneuver on my new mistress, and damn if I don't have another paternity suit on my hands. I think I did it wrong.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E)

576 I put Valsalva in all of my vehicles. It's the best oil you can get.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (fuBLj)

577 The Trump/Biden debate news will be about how Trump provokes Biden's gaffes, not Biden's gaffes themselves.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)

578 567: In all likelihood we have all had a Corona virus or two

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (ONvIw)

579
Just came back from Costco.
Well-stocked, with signs limiting TP and water.

Busy for the day-before-the-next-sale. Usually the Costco Scum wait for the sale to start.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (f2LJ1)

580 Posted by: RichardWindsor at March 10, 2020 09:29 PM (DRgs

Disagree wildly. Trump goes in with a plan to each debate and executes it with ferocity. The guy understands how to deliver a message.

What he did to Hillary in debates that were loaded to the gills against him (and with the fake stories and "tapes" paraded through the media in the days beforehand) was like watching Michelangelo paint the Sistine Chapel.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (uEbPt)

581 CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

Aww Chris Cillizza - sad zero self awareness to his own idiocy there. The fantasy joy about soy things like CC is the certain knowledge that when the apocalypse comes, either by meteor or solar flare - Chris will unable to prevent his death in the first 2 seconds...bwahahahaha

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:33 PM (32YRo)

582 Republicans Pounce on Biden's Debate Gaffes

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

583 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

I've had it for over 30 years

My ENT in Dallas has told me no known cure

When I returned from skiing in Taos, I had a bad cold on the plane

I notice my ears ringing when I got home

just have to learn to live with it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (rpxSz)

584 Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)

So defensive!

'Cause there's a pretty big difference between Milan and Naples or some one horse town in Sicily.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (d6Ksn)

585 Im gonna tell Barney what he really is which is a pony faced doggie groomer donkey show!!

I'll take him outside and slap him bald like a red headed step child!

Posted by: Joey B at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (Orx/W)

586 She is spreading in Africa. At this point, it will be Greenland and Madagascar fighting to see who is the last one standing.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (kjNk2)

587 Next Joe's team is going to demand Joe be seated in a Captain Pike chair. How bad a gaffe can Joe make with blinking lights?

Posted by: Aviator

/blink

/blink

/sorta half-lit for a few seconds

/stuttery strobe effect

...

/blink

-
Blink once for "lying dog face pony soldier", Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (+y/Ru)

588 How delicious is the Bernie Bros impotent rage?

They're all, "he's gonna fight for the socialism, equality and free shit I deserve!"

And he's like, "you stupid shits couldn't afford to rent the garage in my lake house--bye, bye suckers!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 09:34 PM (vPKfA)

589
What this about vulva salve? I need some for my severe case of vulvodynia.

Posted by: David French at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (f1Vqw)

590 I tried the Valsalva Maneuver once, and the ping-pong ball flew halfway across the room!

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (N9G0H)

591 Bernie is going to play ball and concede, and the Democrats will probably militarize Milwaukee so all their little fags in black masks will take their ass-pussies and stay home. And I will win my bet with Guevara.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:35 PM (uEbPt)

592

President Trump's rate of gaffing is a lot lower than the average person. He does extremely well with stream-of-consciousness screeds, showing a superb memory and recall.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (f2LJ1)

593 I tried the Valsalva Maneuver on my new mistress,
and damn if I don't have another paternity suit on my hands. I think I
did it wrong.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E)


Sounds like you needed more lube.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (2N7oZ)

594 >>>Yeah we have one of those. I used to use it, but I got a bit too vigorous once and damaged an ear drum. The gentle wash with Hydrogen Peroxide solution seems to work significantly better and less painfully.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:27 PM (KZzsI)



Residue from hydrogen peroxide is water.
Put hp in your ear and you leave water in there.
Try alcohol or white distilled vinegar.
I prefer vinegar.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:36 PM (XathI)

595 SMOD: Always teasing; never bringing the Flaming Rain.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (7ThNu)

596 571 Just tried Valsalva Maneuver for my tendinitis. Didn't work (sad face emoji).
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)

Try the Venkman maneuver

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (rpxSz)

597
I bought a case of Sam Adams "lager."
It had better taste like beer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)

598
More like 6 million, dumb dumb.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 10, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)


Read the thread ass hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (XathI)

599 What is upsetting to me about the Wuhan Flu is that in a month or so when the hype and panic has died down and its going away, none of the people who screamed wolf the loudest or claimed the worst possible outcomes will admit they were wrong or say they are sorry for spreading panic and hysteria.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)

600 571 Just tried Valsalva Maneuver for my tendinitis. Didn't work (sad face emoji).
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)

Try orchestral maneuvers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc)

601 >> I tried the Valsalva Maneuver once, and the ping-pong ball flew halfway across the room!


Ditto. Got a hole in one.

Posted by: Controversial Golfer Paige Spiranac at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f1Vqw)

602 599 very true

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (G546f)

603 Somebody say burn the ships?

Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

604 >Disagree wildly. Trump goes in with a plan to each debate and executes it with ferocity. The guy understands how to deliver a message.


well the guy has been in front of the media- particularly the NY media- for decades
he knows the game

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (iTXRQ)

605 596 571 Just tried Valsalva Maneuver for my tendinitis. Didn't work (sad face emoji).
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)

Try the Venkman maneuver
Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (rpxSz)

Vodka maneuver. Works every time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

606 Somebody needs to tell Antifa scum that face masks are breeding grounds for coronavirus

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

607 Corona virus will result in 500 electoral votes for the Biden/Clinton ticket. Trillions will die, run for the hills, or better yet, run for Italy and their 1st class healthcare system.

Posted by: ALB at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (OMmPm)

608

Gropin' Joe might sweep today's primaries. Lazy Bernie Bros probably stayed home, got stoned and didn't vote again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (9LXfp)

609 Try orchestral maneuvers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc)

It was too dark.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (2N7oZ)

610 Weird, I didnt know coffeecake was being used as a perjorative with Tulsi, I thought it was a reference to her tan skin. I like coffeecake too.

I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March




no

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)

611 I bought a case of Sam Adams "lager."

It had better taste like beer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)

I haven't had it in about 15 years, but it's one of the best all round American beers. Then again I'm totally out of touch, having been a beer snob who tried everything before that was a thing, and unable to drink beer now that there's six million of them.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

612 Thought experiment: you have to choose between a hospital stay in either Detroit or Torino. Be honest.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (puu6v)

613 > Just tried Valsalva Maneuver for my tendinitis. Didn't work (sad face emoji).
Posted by: Mog Smash at March 10, 2020 09:30 PM (CgFRV)

Try the Venkman maneuver
Posted by: REDACTED



I'm afraid you'll have to go to the big guns
try the Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ)

614 Prediction:
The Bern will roll over and show his belly every bit as much as Paul Ryan did in the Veep debate.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (x6XkS)

615 Nothing is more satisfying than watching Mr. Activist Socialism take a knee to Sunset Joe - it's embarrassing to the Burn Bros and its so, so on point with what elites in the Dem party do to weak and easily bought rivals - welcome to REAL communism, comrade!

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (32YRo)

616 599: No, they won't, they'll be predicting a more lethal second wave.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)

617 Well shit, if Milan is considered a shithole, America is fucked. Has anybody been to hospitals outside of large cities or large university dominated towns? I live in a town of 100k and people refuse to go to the hospital here, they go to a large city instead. I can imagine it gets worse the more rural you are in our country.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (kjNk2)

618 as long as I am kinda wasted, my ears don't ring as much

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (rpxSz)

619 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 08:20 PM (PkVlr)

I think the Bernie bros will puss out. Like Bernie himself, they're all talk and no action. At least not when it comes to challenging the Dem establishment.

They're real tough when they're surrounding Andy Ngo or some lone conservative on the streets of Seattle and the cops are looking the other way.

The cops in Milwaukee won't look the other way. They'll be protecting the D convention. I'm sure our Dem mayor, who is anxious to have Milwaukee look good so people finally forget about Laverne and Shirley and Jeffrey Dahmer, will make sure the PD doesn't put up with any shit.

The Bernie bros will whine and sulk on Twitter and if we are lucky, some of them will stay home in November.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (d6Ksn)

620 ??Somebody her help me and convince Jane that the Valsalva Maneuver is real and helps with some kinds of tinnitus! Bing it for her and inform her that it's real!
Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2020 09:03 PM (N9G0H)

Huh! I tried it and it did work. Gonna say tinnitus noise was reduced 50%.

Posted by: Caliban at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (QE8X6)

621
CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
Why Joe Biden's confrontation with an auto worker in Detroit is probably a good thing for him | Analysis by CNN's Chris Cillizza


Just a wild guess, but I'll bet my left nut that he said it showed Biden will stand up to the gun lobby.

This is what Cucks and Leftists don't understand - the average gun owner is NOT the goddam gun lobby. He and she are Citizens exercising their Inalienable Rights and probably hate "lobbyists."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:40 PM (f2LJ1)

622 610 Weird, I didnt know coffeecake was being used as a perjorative with Tulsi, I thought it was a reference to her tan skin. I like coffeecake too.

I shall now henceforth refer to her under the Native American moniker Samoan I Wish to Boink

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March



Yeah, it's a pejorative; however, baby killing, commie isn't.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (XathI)

623 612Henry Ford in a heartbeat

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (ONvIw)

624
Bernie is a "chocker" as POTUS would say. He doesn't have any fight in him. All he wants to do is run his mouth about socialist theory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (f1Vqw)

625 So defensive!

'Cause there's a pretty big difference between Milan and Naples or some one horse town in Sicily.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March



Where do you get defensive? Read.

I am asking questions because you do seem to have a interest in arguing that Italy is not third world.

Search the internets, whether or not Italy is third world is everywhere.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)

626 I saw Valsalva Maneuver open up for Huma Taint in Seattle back in '93.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (uEbPt)

627 I was gonna' make a joke about making a Red Flag referral on Joe for today's outburst--but then I realized it would just be one more law our Garbage Elites are exempt from.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (Ndje9)

628 The Demoncrat party is pathetic... The best person they have to nominate for POTUS is a guy with dementia ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (qM84C)

629 Bernie is a "chocker" as POTUS would say. He doesn't
have any fight in him. All he wants to do is run his mouth about
socialist theory.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (f1Vqw)

All he wants is that sweet, sweet book deal.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (uEbPt)

630 "608

Gropin' Joe might sweep today's primaries. Lazy Bernie Bros probably stayed home, got stoned and didn't vote again"

But they will crawl over glass to vote for Joe Dementia come November, we will be told.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (puu6v)

631 I come from a 3rd world country

Italy is not 3rd world

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (G546f)

632 The Demoncrat party is pathetic... The best person they have to nominate for POTUS is a guy with dementia ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (qM84C)

Can anyone imagine SNL/Daily Show/Late Night if this was a Republican?

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (uEbPt)

633 I'm gonna kick Frumps ass back too the one horse town he road in on! Frump trying to take me outs gonna be like beating his head against a dead horse!

Posted by: Joey B at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (Orx/W)

634 616 599: No, they won't, they'll be predicting a more lethal second wave.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)

Scientists, epidemiologists, and virologists already are. They believe it will behave like H1N1 in first wave small then a lull then a huge second wave and after a year we have a new flu with no vaccine but with herd immunity in the population.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:42 PM (kjNk2)

635 What is upsetting to me about the Wuhan Flu is that in a month or so when the hype and panic has died down and its going away, none of the people who screamed wolf the loudest or claimed the worst possible outcomes will admit they were wrong or say they are sorry for spreading panic and hysteria.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
---
I do a very strange thing. At various times if the day, I wave my arms back and forth over my head and scream at the top of my lungs "WAGU WAGU!".

It keeps the tigers away.

People think it's crazy, but I've yet to be killed by a tiger.

Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (Eicbe)

636
Beer is like cigarettes and women, to me.
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)

637 The desperate straits the Democrats find themselves in is truly unnerving. They went from two straight presidential wins and absolute control of both houses of congress to losing over a thousand seats nationwide, the presidency, and this wretched detritus offered up as candidates.

The Obama administration was more destructive to their party than a Kansas twister.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

638 I come from a 3rd world country

Italy is not 3rd world
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March




meh, that does not make you the best judge.

which country?

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (HALdu)

639 526 The average age of people in the US dying from corona virus is 81.Average age in Northern Italy is 80.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 09:22 PM (TE8jT)


So Wiki says the average American lives to 78.6.

And the average age of death by corona virus in the US is 81?


By the way, did you know, on average, the American adult has one ovary and one testicle?



*uck statistics.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

640 535: Ok doomer

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (ONvIw)

641 Beer is like cigarettes and women, to me.

Turn out the lights and they're all the same.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)

You may need to revise that theory for 2020, bro.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (uEbPt)

642 636
Beer is like cigarettes and women, to me.
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (f2LJ1)


Oh do I have a surprise for you.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E)

643 No, they won't, they'll be predicting a more lethal second wave.

Well if the bio weapons guys in China have anything to say about it... maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

644 By the way, did you know, on average, the American adult has one ovary and one testicle?




*uck statistics.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (uEbPt)

645 637 The desperate straits the Democrats find themselves in is truly unnerving. They went from two straight presidential wins and absolute control of both houses of congress to losing over a thousand seats nationwide, the presidency, and this wretched detritus offered up as candidates.

The Obama administration was more destructive to their party than a Kansas twister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)


Maybe, but they will always have that Boston Beer Summit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (sy5kK)

646 Italy is 5th world

*body shot of dog's tummy*

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)

647 meh, that does not make you the best judge.

well really what would make a better judge that someone who actually grew up and lived in a third world nation??? What standard would you use instead?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (KZzsI)

648 I saw Valsalva Maneuver open up for Huma Taint in Seattle back in '93.
Posted by: ... at March


That was Saliva Maneuver

Posted by: Huma's Taint at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

649 Beer is like cigarettes and women, to me.
Turn out the lights and they're all the same.

*********

You have clearly never had a Zima.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:45 PM (+dsLj)

650 The Obama administration was more destructive to their party than a Kansas twister.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

I remember saying this for all of 2009, 2010 and 2011, and then I thought in 2012 I'd better reassess everything and that I had been completely stupid. But no... I was right. It's just that Mitt Romney and the rest of the GOPe was a total clusterfuck piece of shit.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 10, 2020 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

651 I've never seen acting like that before.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (zizp2)

652 Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)

So you believe everything you read on the Internet, huh?

That tells me a bunch of clowns on the Internet have never actually been to either a real third world country or Italy.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (d6Ksn)

653 Worst thing I saw today was Schumer compalining that Trump's response to the coronavirus was incompetent. They never say what should be done or what could have been done differently.....Just Orange Man Bad. They are completely disgusting.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzF6i)

654 ''Maybe, but they will always have that Boston Beer Summit. ''

Just the thought of the deeply moving event brings tears to the eyes. Sniff, sniff.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (RueoN)

655 645 Maybe, but they will always have that Boston Beer Summit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:44 PM (sy5kK)


That was one of the most frustrating moments of enduring the Obama Presidency.

Officer, this is the Entitled Douchebag Who Thought He Was Above The Law

Entitled, this is Officer.

Now, drink your beer and settle your entirely personal differences.

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)

656 People think it's crazy, but I've yet to be killed by a tiger.
Posted by: Cortez

We don't know how the story ends.

Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

657 Thought experiment: you have to choose between a hospital stay in either Detroit or Torino. Be honest.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM

DETROIT! The Henry Ford Health System is fantastic; Beaumont saved one of my brothers.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (/+bwe)

658 My first test of if it's a 3rd world country is if I can drink the water. Drinkable water is EVERYWHERE in Italy.

Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (Orx/W)

659 653; Schumer would have torpedoed the cruise ships

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)

660 We're all gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!*

*eventually

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

661 I've washed my hands 3 times, and I still feel dirty.

I voted for Bernie in MS. Currently, he's at 14.8% ; iinm, it takes 15% for him to get some delegates. I got a couple of other people to vote for him here too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)

662 657: You got it!

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (ONvIw)

663 meh, that does not make you the best judge.

well really what would make a better judge that someone who actually grew up and lived in a third world nation??? What standard would you use instead?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March



First, which third world country did she grow up in?

What standard is she using that your are referring to? It does not seem third world to me?

Guessing that the first world cos are the arbiter of who is where.

Wiki has an interesting discussion of how the def has been used over time.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu)

664 211/228
Tinnitus problem? I have that. Jane D'oh and Chavez- I hope it never turns into Meniere's disease. I have that and it is awful. I have had cut back drastically on sodium. It is difficult to find enough food to eat. I've lost 8 lbs in last two months.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (0rumh)

665 Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 10, 2020 09:46 PM (uEbP

Harvey Weinstein, known under the Native American tongue as He Who Will Soon Not Kill Himself

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (+dsLj)

666 So in the next debate each candidate will be issued a Life Alert button.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (axyOa)

667 611
I bought a case of Sam Adams "lager."


It had better taste like beer.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:37 PM (f2LJ1)

I
haven't had it in about 15 years, but it's one of the best all round
American beers. Then again I'm totally out of touch, having been a beer
snob who tried everything before that was a thing, and unable to drink
beer now that there's six million of them.


Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

__________


If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting (think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once since.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)

668 658 My first test of if it's a 3rd world country is if I can drink the water. Drinkable water is EVERYWHERE in Italy.

Which means Italy is NOT a 3rd world country. Sorry for the confusion. First world countries have potable water.

Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Orx/W)

669 Tucker is wrong more than he's right...IMO.

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (cF8AT)

670 Harvey Weinstein, known under the Native American tongue as He Who Will Soon Not Kill Himself
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM



Dances With Dead People.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (axyOa)

671 The only parts of northern Italy (not familiar with the south) that are remotely 3rd world are those areas infested by refugees from, you know, the real 3rd world who camp out and make a sty out of the place. And you can say exactly the same thing about LA. Does that make America 3rd world?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (d6Ksn)

672 People think it's crazy, but I've yet to be killed by a tiger.
Posted by: Cortez

We don't know how the story ends.
Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
---
WAGU!! WAGU!!

...

See, still no tigers.

Posted by: Cortez at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (Eicbe)

673 It's not drinkable...just waterboardingable

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (zizp2)

674 So you believe everything you read on the Internet, huh?

That tells me a bunch of clowns on the Internet have never actually been to either a real third world country or Italy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March



Is that what I said?

You have misread everything I have written here, answered nothing, and have nothing but your experience.

kind or weak sauce there.

Go back, reread, try again.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)

675 So in the next debate each candidate will be issued a Life Alert button.
Posted by: Diogenes

"I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!"

Posted by: Bernie Biden at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

676 664 worst problem with Meniere's is sudden bouts of vertigo and nausea.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (0rumh)

677 By the way, did you know, on average, the American adult has one ovary and one testicle?

*uck statistics.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

Your grasp of math snark is impressive.

Golf clap.

Posted by: tbodie at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (cHQtB)

678 Man, do not vote for Bernie is Mississippi. I just interacted with a man in full makeup and purple fingernails working the kroger pharmacy drive through. I could puke.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (Q6cIW)

679 My first test of if it's a 3rd world country is if I can drink the water. Drinkable water is EVERYWHERE in Italy

That is a pretty good standard. That and the existence of any effective law enforcement perhaps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

680 Has anybody been to hospitals outside of large
cities or large university dominated towns? I live in a town of 100k and
people refuse to go to the hospital here, they go to a large city
instead. I can imagine it gets worse the more rural you are in our
country.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:39 PM (kjNk2)

They just published the rankings:
States with the best hospitals: Wisconsin, South Dakota, Utah, Hawaii, IdahoStates with the worst hospitals: Nevada, New York, DC

Posted by: cool breeze at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (UGKMd)

681 Good news is that I just took a dogs for a long walk on a beautiful spring evening.

Bad news is that Death was waiting at my front door with a chess set. I know it's a little early but what's a good opening?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v8)

682 The only parts of northern Italy (not familiar with the south) that are remotely 3rd world are those areas infested by refugees from, you know, the real 3rd world who camp out and make a sty out of the place. And you can say exactly the same thing about LA. Does that make America 3rd world?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March



Why so interested in defending Italy?

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)

683 393 Now me, I would rather go for a Las Vegas showgirl in preference.

Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.
Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)


There must be a committee that decides this scale.

How do I get on it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (sy5kK)

684 Asian markets sell these little tiny spoons.
You might think it is for coke...

... nope - for scooping out earwax.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

685 675
So in the next debate each candidate will be issued a Life Alert button.

Posted by: Diogenes



"I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!"
+++++
Okay, that made me laugh.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (QzF6i)

686

Remember on Futurama they had past president's talking heads in jar saying wacky shit?

We're living that future today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (f2LJ1)

687 ''Earlier today, a doc on Fox was saying the CDC is telling everyone 60 and older to stay home.

The doc was....displeased, as he's 60 and still practicing medicine.


It's ridiculous. ''

Well I'm 60 and older and still going to work and intend to use my tickets to a large sporting event this weekend.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (RueoN)

688 658 My first test of if it's a 3rd world country is if I can drink the water. Drinkable water is EVERYWHERE in Italy.

----

When I was a kid, it was common knowledge that you don't drink the water in Mexico.

...Half a century later. STILL you don't drink the water in Mexico.

We're talking about putting nanobots in the bloodstream and having cars that drive themselves... and Mexico still can't produce clean water. Still at square one.

And some people are confused why I want a mile-wide moat of flaming tar at the border?

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (VDp66)

689 nope - for scooping out earwax.

"Do they have them in Bohemia?"
--E Gary Gygax

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)

690 Bad news is that Death was waiting at my front door with a chess set. I know it's a little early but what's a good opening?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Knock over the board?

Posted by: Miklos, not going on the cart just yet at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

691 #BidensCognitiveDecline was trending on Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (wiXsO)

692 680: I'd take Sloane Kettering and Weill Cornell over anything Wisconsin has to offer on any given day

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (ONvIw)

693 Schumer would have torpedoed the cruise ships
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)



Can't you just see him at the periscope?
Hat turned backwards. Bifocals hangin off his nose.
He peers thru the eyepiece and shouts "Match bearings and shoot!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)

694 And some people are confused why I want a mile-wide moat of flaming tar at the border?

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (VDp66)

Which is also what you get when you drink the water.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

695 My mistake, Death just brought Connect Four with him. I think I can get him on the diagonal.

RIP Max Von Sydow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (DY3v8)

696
If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting (think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once since.
Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)
---
I really enjoy a Blue Moon. And I enjoy Sam Adams various. I tried Cold Snap, and it took me a while to figure out why it tasted so familiar.

Cold Snap is a better Blue Moon (And I've had a lot of BMs)

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (Eicbe)

697 2 Coronas test positive for Dengue Fever despite never having it. Totally not a bioweapon.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/ 1237549983370338304

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (kjNk2)

698 695 My mistake, Death just brought Connect Four with him. I think I can get him on the diagonal.

RIP Max Von Sydow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (DY3v


They Melvined me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

699 >>it's a little early but what's a good opening?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Don't eat the Salmon Mousse

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (32YRo)

700 Joe Biden used the F word today.

Cue the Lux.

Posted by: ALH at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (xUVVX)

701 668 658 My first test of if it's a 3rd world country is if I can drink the water. Drinkable water is EVERYWHERE in Italy."


And you have to take extreme care when you're buying food in a 3rd world country. I had a friend who got pretty ill in Thailand from eating street food there.

Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)

702 693: What do these assholes expect him to do?

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (ONvIw)

703 Don't eat the Salmon Mousse
Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (32YRo)

A freak biological mutation!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

704 My mistake, Death just brought Connect Four with him. I think I can get him on the diagonal.

RIP Max Von Sydow.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

----

I hope my personal Death comes to me with a Trouble board... with the pop-up dice!

A little nostalgia makes your exit more bearable.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (VDp66)

705 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

706 >worst problem with Meniere's is sudden bouts of vertigo and nausea.
Posted by: Glenn John


oh hell I've had that once or twice
the most recent episode I was driving at the time, somehow managed to pull over onto the shoulder, put my head on the steering wheel and rode it out

they say it's a tiny crystal, analogous to a kidney stone, that gets loose in your middle ear, tickling all those minute hairs that help your brain determine balance

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (iTXRQ)

707 My mistake, Death just brought Connect Four with him. I think I can get him on the diagonal.



If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.

Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

708
I was looking at GDP per capita, normalized by purchasing power parity. Italy ranks around 30 - 35th according to different sources. And that's about 2x the world mean.

US is 10th. Qatar is #1 on several scales.

Third world shitholes are well below average.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (f1Vqw)

709 437 384 I just had 6 bread and butter pickle chips for a snack. Because I'm a fat fuck who needs to lose 35 lbs.
Posted by: jsg at March 10, 2020 09:01 PM (fuBLj)

Bread & butter pickles are gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 09:08 PM (QLlrr)


You are completely wrong, but you are still ok in my book.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

710 Why so interested in defending Italy?

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)


Shudda ya mout!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Orx/W)

711 One of my tests for a third world country is...

Will this cabbie rob me?

And when I call the cops to report it, will they lock me up and rape me?

So I stay out of NYC.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (VDp66)

712 Gonna be fun taunting Bernie Bros about being suckered *again*.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (l3+k2)

713 Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I massaged the scalp around my ears with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips and my tinnitus was greatly reduced. See if that helps yours.

Posted by: An Observation at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Nguwk)

714 #BidensCognitiveDecline was trending on Twitter.

Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

715 Schumer would have torpedoed the cruise ships

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:48 PM (ONvIw)







Can't you just see him at the periscope?

Hat turned backwards. Bifocals hangin off his nose.

He peers thru the eyepiece and shouts "Match bearings and shoot!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)

Has Schmuck been censured yet?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (nAiE/)

716 My mistake, Death just brought Connect Four with him. I think I can get him on the diagonal.



If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.
Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

How about a riddle competition?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

717 >>>>>>We don't know how the story ends.
Posted by: The Lady or the Tiger at March 10, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)


The version I heard was of a drunken Brit staggering out asking where to find the virginal princess with a toothache

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (0TbLI)

718 Clyburn of SC said the DNC needs to shut down remaining debates and primaries so that Biden doesn't say something 'he can't overcome.'

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (FTlwv)

719 Dengue? These tests are fully fucked up

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (ONvIw)

720 Why so interested in defending Italy?
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)

Because it's a great country.

And your opinion is uninformed. You don't know what the term "3rd world" means.

Mexico, the Philippines, Thailand, Pakistan - those are 3rd world countries.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (d6Ksn)

721 "Do they have them in Bohemia?"

--E Gary Gygax

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)


Speed factor of 9 and only 1d6 damage? Who the heck wanted one of those?

Posted by: Geeky McGeekerson at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (2N7oZ)

722 If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.

Posted by: Miklos Foxworthy


Tunnels and Ladders, you might be a Mexican.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (AwQxg)

723 Personal Death

You hope for Connect Four.
You'll settle for Trouble.
You'll get a Pop Goes the Weasel.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (axyOa)

724 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)
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What was it?

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (Eicbe)

725 ''If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting (think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once since. ''

Anyone done a full tour of the Scotch distillers in Scotland? I think that would be great fun especially with a tour group.

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (RueoN)

726 705 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

Thats funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (Orx/W)

727 If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist.

Or he's just trying to bring a game that's at your cognative level. Max gets chess. I get Tic Tac Toe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (KZzsI)

728 718 Clyburn of SC said the DNC needs to shut down remaining debates and primaries so that Biden doesn't say something 'he can't overcome.'
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (FTlwv)


Seriously? Does he think the election contest will be some sort of cakewalk?

Posted by: Splunge at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (dOV9E)

729 And you have to take extreme care when you're buying food in a 3rd world country. I had a friend who got pretty ill in Thailand from eating street food there.

Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)

Street food is dangerous EVERYWHERE. the stuff in those carts hasn't been refrigerated in a week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)

730 Are the Bernard Brothers still planning to set Milwaukee on fire?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

731 So Slow Joe wins 79% in a state Trump won by almost 20 points last time?

Yeah not too concerned.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (xNtja)

732 -
--
Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.

Posted by: shibumi at March 10, 2020 09:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

----------------

Much like socialists vs. communists, or "moderate republicans" vs. socialists, a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: irright at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (RVcmP)

733 WZ has the Clyburn story.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (FTlwv)

734 meh, that does not make you the best judge.

which country?
Posted by: not so

yo momma's

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)

735 Has Schmuck been censured yet?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (nAiE/)
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He's a Dem. They're working on it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Eicbe)

736 Street food is dangerous EVERYWHERE. the stuff in those carts hasn't been refrigerated in a week.
Posted by: Tom Servo

---

(Light dawns) Oh! Carts!

I was thinking of food you find, you know, actually ON the street.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (VDp66)

737 713
Is there really no treatment for tinnitus? Because that's depressing. Mine is LOUD.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
I massaged the scalp around my ears
with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips and my tinnitus was
greatly reduced. See if that helps yours.
+++++++I had a bout of tinnitius after swimming. I tried the massage tecnique after seeing it on one of those clickbait ads, but it did work.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (QzF6i)

738 Speed factor of 9 and only 1d6 damage? Who the heck wanted one of those?

I should have known better, that someone in the horde was going to recognize that weird obscure reference

I swear Gygax spent hours researching every tiniest bit of useless information before writing the AD&D rules. So many obscure, strange medieval references.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

739 They just published the rankings:
States with the best hospitals: Wisconsin, South Dakota, Utah, Hawaii, IdahoStates with the worst hospitals: Nevada, New York, DC
Posted by: cool breeze at March 10, 2020 09:51 PM (UGKMd)

Interesting... South Dakota is a surprise on the top. Not surprised with the bottom 3. I love Idaho, and regret not moving there 15 years ago.... so does my real estate return.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (kjNk2)

740 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

The thing that makes this site better than every other is the fact that someone, anyone, will get that obscure joke - wild!

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (32YRo)

741 'Has Schmuck been censured yet?'

For what?

Posted by: The GOP at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Tnijr)

742 So I stay out of NYC.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (VDp66)

LOL!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Orx/W)

743 The Coronavius ate my homework.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Eicbe)

744 Vegas showgirls: smarter and more talented than strippers, but not as cultured as ballet dancers or super high priced escorts.

Posted by: shibumi

----

It's all about the tattoos, that's all.

I draw my line at zero.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (VDp66)

745
Are the Bernard Brothers still planning to set Milwaukee on fire?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

Only if there's an app for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (9LXfp)

746 Be kinda funny if Death brought the game of Life.

Posted by: Miklos Bored Gamer at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

747 #BidensCognitiveDecline was trending on Twitter.



Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

Brings new meaning to "Hide the Decline".

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (uEbPt)

748 ''If Death brings Chutes and Ladders, you might be a Buddhist. ''

Anyone for a game or 2 of Candy Land?

Posted by: Tuna at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (RueoN)

749 I'm not trying to pick a fight, but geez, it's like not so thinks Italy is still stuck in 1880 and everyone's riding a goddamn donkey cart around.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (d6Ksn)

750 Coronavirus stole my childhood and my dreams.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

751 Because it's a great country.

And your opinion is uninformed. You don't know what the term "3rd world" means.

Mexico, the Philippines, Thailand, Pakistan - those are 3rd world countries.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




heh, sorry sister, you would be who does not understand what third world means. hint, neither water nor street food has anything to do with it.

rant and rave as you wish that does not make Italy any better

good that you got around to thinking about what third world means.

however, as things go Italy shares more with the third world than the first world.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)

752 I had a friend who got pretty ill in Thailand from eating street food there.

Food is not only delicious in Italy, it's safe.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 09:55 PM (d6Ksn)


(looks around the vendors' cart)

I wonder where THIS GUY is washing his hands?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Vy7tf)

753 BidensCognitiveDecline was trending on Twitter.

Yeah I'm not sure how that one slipped through the algorithm, they must have thought it was pro-Biden or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)
**********
Keyword is Was. 2hrs ago it was trending @76k and now it's not

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (wiXsO)

754 Whoever wins tonight, it won't be their nominee.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Ndje9)

755 320
Tulsi isn't a supermodel, but she's attractive. If your son came home
with a woman who looked like her, with her background, you'd think he
did pretty well for himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 08:53 PM (SgjGX)

Well, she's a huge lefty and abortion lover, so no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)


Tulsi has actually come out against unlimited third trimester abortions.

That is pretty much the opposite of all in her party that are running.

I mean, it's a start.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

756
Here's President Reagan at the end of his presidency.
He's the same age as Biden is now, about 77.5.

Reagan was NOT senile while president. He slipped up a few times, but he was still sharp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vhQ1fypOU

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (f2LJ1)

757 Street food is dangerous EVERYWHERE. the stuff in those carts hasn't been refrigerated in a week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)

Street meat in Subic was monkey - with all the known issues...ugh

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (32YRo)

758 Average IQ in Italy is 102. In the US its 98.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (6/uwW)

759 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe your problem is belting it out. Try a more mellifluous voice next time. People yelling jokes at me has never worked for me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

760 Italy is a great country.
I spent an afternoon over drinks and cigars with one of their special operations commanders. One tough hombre.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (axyOa)

761 Made the mistake of eating the salsa in Tijuana once. Lost 40 lbs. so fast everyone thought I was dead. Been to Mexico twice, that's enough for one lifetime.

Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (K22Va)

762 They're just trying to drag Jellybrained Joe over the nomination finish line and avoid a Bernie candidacy and the utter destruction of the undercard races. I don't think they have a plan farther than that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

763 Every so often I like to belt out a joke so obscure I'm the only one alive who would get it. It helps me stay humble by realizing that I really am not a funny person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Whenever my buddy and I write a comedy play, we're always striving for that joke that'll make ONE audience member laugh insanely while the rest of the theater is scratching their heads and thinking, "What did I miss?"

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (VDp66)

764 746 Be kinda funny if Death brought the game of Life.
Posted by: Miklos Bored Gamer at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

Or Sorry.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (fuBLj)

765 Some 3rd world countries are actually 4th world countries.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)

766 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)

Well, I've never had street food anywhere. Like you, I don't trust what goes on in those food trucks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (d6Ksn)

767 I massaged the scalp around my ears
with a fair amount of pressure from my finger tips

*small Asian girls to walk barefoot on my head*

Posted by: Miklos, un-tinnitized at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

768 OK. First world, third world healthcare. We aren't addressing second world. Here's how I define the three: First world: US, Israel, and maybe Japanese healthcare; Second world: European, and Canadian healthcare (socialized medicine countries); third world is all others.

I went to grad school in Spain. The prof who just gat back from the US begged us to not get sick in Spain.

Posted by: Heidi at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (Orx/W)

769
yo momma's

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)


You killed me with that VM!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (Orx/W)

770 681
Good news is that I just took a dogs for a long walk on a beautiful spring evening.



Bad news is that Death was waiting at my front door with a chess set. I know it's a little early but what's a good opening?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v

________


I saw Sodium Attack open for Bobby Fischer at the '72 World Chess Championship.

Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WqPYg)

771 I'm not trying to pick a fight, but geez, it's like not so thinks Italy is still stuck in 1880 and everyone's riding a goddamn donkey cart around.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




and this in no way reflects anything I have written.




meh, if you read here, you have been trying to pick fight, heh.


Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (HALdu)

772 >>>> Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)

You have a unique debating style. Have we met before?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (0TbLI)

773 748: it will be my luck if death brings contract bridge I hate bridge

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (ONvIw)

774 Average IQ in Italy is 102. In the US its 98.
Posted by: Regular joe

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Check back in a few years.

...Muslim influx, y'know.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)

775 Maybe your problem is belting it out. Try a more mellifluous voice next time. People yelling jokes at me has never worked for me.

THEN THE BEAR SAYS 'YOU DON'T REALLY COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU????'!!!!!!!!!

Every time I have eaten at a food truck the food has been good and clean and safe. But I would be cautious around them just the same.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (KZzsI)

776 748: it will be my luck if death brings contract bridge I hate bridge
Posted by: CN

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I have heard of the Bridge of Death.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)

777 >>>I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.

I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
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In the original ewokese that's "N'yub nub."

In case anyone was wondering

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (xmKbk)

778 however, as things go Italy shares more with the third world than the first world.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)

You have never been to a 3rd world or 2nd world country before, have you?

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (kjNk2)

779 Average IQ in Italy is 102. In the US its 98.
Posted by: Regular joe at March




In fairness, the test was in italian.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (HALdu)

780 If you're ever in Boston try to do the Sam Adams
brewery tour. They had a specialty beer when we were there for tasting
(think it was "Boston Ale") and have only been able to find it once
since.


Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)

I think I went in the 90's. My favorite brewery was Ommegang in Cooperstown, NY. They make a beer called Hennepin that is just awesome. It's a knockoff of a Belgian Farmhouse Ale. Most of those I can honestly take or leave, but their take on it is astounding.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (uEbPt)

781 however, as things go Italy shares more with the third world than the first world.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (HALdu)

You have never been to a 3rd world or 2nd world country before, have you?
Posted by: ok at March




you seem to be unfamiliar with the words being used here.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)

782 Whenever my buddy and I write a comedy play, we're always striving for that joke that'll make ONE audience member laugh insanely while the rest of the theater is scratching their heads and thinking, "What did I miss?"

That's a great approach. I think writing comedy is the hardest of all possible styles of writing. Horror is difficult too, any attempt to stimulate a genuine emotional reaction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (KZzsI)

783 I have heard of the Bridge of Death.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
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*Sighs*

Posted by: Robin Trower at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (Eicbe)

784 why don't people like Italy? They have pretty women, pizza, volcanoes, nice weather, always a scene in a James Bond movie, plus it's shaped like a boot kicking a football

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (iTXRQ)

785
In fairness, the test was in italian.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:05 PM (HALdu

++++
Clever

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (QzF6i)

786 >>>I don't know if you know this, but "Be better" is something the soibois, NPCs, and SJWs are always saying.

I'm going to start saying it 10x per day.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

make good choices ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (Orx/W)

787 I have heard of the Bridge of Death.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
---
*Sighs*
Posted by: Robin Trower

----

It is to laugh.

Excellent.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (VDp66)

788 I saw Sodium Attack open for Bobby Fischer at the '72 World Chess Championship.


Posted by: ShainS at March 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WqPYg)


That was awesome.

Posted by: Ruy Lopez at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (2N7oZ)

789 "You have never been to a 3rd world or 2nd world country before, have you?"

No, he clearly hasn't. But he knows what he knows, he doesn't have to travel.

He read it on the Internets and damnit, ain't nobody whose actually traveled gonna change his mind!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (d6Ksn)

790 Will hillary be the VP?

Posted by: steve at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (TTy55)

791


NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (f2LJ1)

792 Tulsi has actually come out against unlimited third trimester abortions.

That is pretty much the opposite of all in her party that are running.

I mean, it's a start.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

But the other two trimesters are still totes cool to kill in for her, right?

Yeah, no, fuck her.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (xNtja)

793 No, he clearly hasn't. But he knows what he knows, he doesn't have to travel.

He read it on the Internets and damnit, ain't nobody whose actually traveled gonna change his mind!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March








Why so interested in defending Italy?

Kind of angry for somebody that started this.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (HALdu)

794 you seem to be unfamiliar with the words being used here.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)

You seem to be unfamiliar with common sense and logic.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (d6Ksn)

795 I think the DonkE is arranging it so that a "knockout blow" is delivered tonight and that Bernie "throws in the towel" before the debate on the 15th.

Then they hermetically seal sleepy
Joe until the debates with Trump then hope he can get away with his usual debate antics and spin, spin, spin.


It's as kraken and cynical as you can get but there it is.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2020 10:08 PM (FVrDO)

796 They have pretty women, pizza, volcanoes, nice weather, always a scene in a James Bond movie, plus it's shaped like a boot kicking a football

"Yeah but they all talk some crazy language that's kinda like Spanish but requires waving your arms around and makes no sense. And the Wi-Fi sucked. 2 stars"
--Gen Z

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (KZzsI)

797 749 I'm not trying to pick a fight, but geez, it's like not so thinks Italy is still stuck in 1880 and everyone's riding a goddamn donkey cart around.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:01 PM (d6Ksn)
------------------------
"Not so" is just looking for a fight.
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (M/9m0)

798 Average IQ in Italy is 102. In the US its 98.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (6/uwW)


Not for long.

Posted by: Jean Raspail at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (2N7oZ)

799 787 I have heard of the Bridge of Death.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:04 PM (VDp66)
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*Sighs*
Posted by: Robin Trower

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It is to laugh.

Excellent.

Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 10:07 PM (VDp66)


Repeat themes from last night's ONT are perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (sy5kK)

800 Will hillary be the VP?

My crystal ball sucks but I don't see it.

maybe Kamala or Buttgag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 10:09 PM (KZzsI)

801 788 I saw Sodium Attack open for Bobby Fischer at the '72 World Chess Championship

This metal band over reacts to most everything.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, aka, 'contagion' at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (Vy7tf)

802 You seem to be unfamiliar with common sense and logic.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




Read what you have written here.

Get your dictionary.

See what those words mean since they are unknown to you.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (HALdu)

803 784
why don't people like Italy? They have pretty women, pizza, volcanoes,
nice weather, always a scene in a James Bond movie, plus it's shaped
like a boot kicking a football

Never been to Italy but there is nothing on this earth like a horny, big titted Italian girl and her mother's Sunday gravy.

Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:10 PM (K22Va)

804 >>Average IQ in Italy is 102. In the US its 98.
Posted by: Regular joe at March

I've been to Italy - they need to lose the 4 IQ points if that means they can come close to America's standards of living.

Until about 150 years ago, the Rome citizens dumped raw garbage into the Coliseum because, well because their poor Italians - these are cultural idiots but their government made them that way for hundreds of years...the best thing about Italy now is the food, the tourist trade, and the cars - everything else is third world, everything.

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (32YRo)

805 Why are you so interested in clinging to your ignorant, dumb ass opinion about a place you've never been to?

You said something stupid and were corrected, not just by me but by others. But you double down on stupid - it's just like arguing with some leftist twat.

I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (d6Ksn)

806 "Not so" is just looking for a fight.
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March



read the thread to find out who was looking to start something.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:11 PM (HALdu)

807 You said something stupid and were corrected, not just by me but by others. But you double down on stupid - it's just like arguing with some leftist twat.

I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




words, meaning, how do those work, ftw!



Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (HALdu)

808 761 Made the mistake of eating the salsa in Tijuana once. Lost 40 lbs. so fast everyone thought I was dead. Been to Mexico twice, that's enough for one lifetime.
Posted by: dartist at March 10, 2020 10:02 PM (K22Va)

I spent a couple weeks in Guadalajara once, eating lots of local food, and I *Never* got sick. BUT - I never drank *anything* that wasn't bottled (and I got to open the bottle), AND freshly cooked food always. You actually can get great salsa IF you insist it is made fresh at your table (and the better restaurants will do it)

There was a researcher in Houston a few years back who went to different eating establishments in town and tested the bowls of salsa left sitting on the tables, and he found dangerous levels of E Coli in 70% of the restaurants he tested. and this was in HOUSTON.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (V2Yro)

809 >>>>>
you seem to be unfamiliar with the words being used here.
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)



Ah. You are Humpty Dumpty. You are Stern and tell words what they mean. Can you explain a poem for me?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (0TbLI)

810 806 "Not so" is just looking for a fight.
It's his schtick.
Ignore him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March

Yeah, you're right. What a sad asshole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (d6Ksn)

811 An aside: my cousin got a compound fracture with complications in Switzerland. She was later transported to another country, then home to London. All decent care.

But she came to the US and stayed with family for several months because NOWHERE could she find decent, let alone excellent, physical therapy. I was shocked because that was the birthplace of physiotherapy after WWI. But Canadians told me the same thing. I wonder what happened.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 10:13 PM (/+bwe)

812 Why are you so interested in clinging to your ignorant, dumb ass opinion about a place you've never been to?

You said something stupid and were corrected, not just by me but by others. But you double down on stupid - it's just like arguing with some leftist twat.

I'll know to ignore you from now on, since you're clearly a dolt.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




1 never said I had not been there

2 name calling? that is where you are now?

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:13 PM (HALdu)

813 Yeah, you're right. What a sad asshole.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March




more names!

the mark of genius!

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:14 PM (HALdu)

814 Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:12 PM (0TbLI)

An Italian must have kicked his ass and stolen his girlfriend once. All the pasta and red wine in the world won't make up for that. He's got it out for those dagos!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:15 PM (d6Ksn)

815 It must have been Paolo!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (d6Ksn)

816 An Italian must have kicked his ass and stolen his girlfriend once. All the pasta and red wine in the world won't make up for that. He's got it out for those dagos!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March









Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (HALdu)

817 361 Italy is third world
Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 08:59 PM (HALdu)

That's not what "ok" told us earlier today.

And he knows his shit...or he lost his shit.

Italy is the Raymond Shaw of countries with better health care than ours.

Posted by: browndog at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (gD6Ka)

818 Ah. You are Humpty Dumpty. You are Stern and tell words what they mean. Can you explain a poem for me?
Posted by: Kindltot at March




this mean something?

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:17 PM (HALdu)

819 It must have been Paolo!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March



you're kind of angry over this.

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:18 PM (HALdu)

820 Donna I recognize a certain question, shift, pounce procedure here from years past.

Not the worst sort of abuse of logic, but I doubt he is here for free exchange of ideas.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:18 PM (0TbLI)

821 Donna I recognize a certain question, shift, pounce procedure here from years past.

Not the worst sort of abuse of logic, but I doubt he is here for free exchange of ideas.
Posted by: Kindltot at March




read the thread

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 10:19 PM (HALdu)

822 It means you lack cultural background.



Be better.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2020 10:20 PM (0TbLI)

823 March 15.
Got it.
I expect PDT to live-tweet the shit outta this travesty.

Posted by: Cluebat at March 10, 2020 10:27 PM (S8ld5)

824 At the first debate Plugs will use a parrot to answer his questions.......... Hopefully he can at least stay awake and not drool.....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 10, 2020 10:53 PM (qM84C)

825 It took tesla 12 years to make as many cars as Ford makes every single month. And Ford cars cost half as much. Yet here we are with tesla "worth" more than pretty much every real car manufacturer combined. If ever there were a sign of market decadence that will be looked back on in textbooks with wonder as to how those backwards historical people could have ever been so dumb, then tesla is it.
Their future now depends on a truck that is hideous, doesn't actually exist yet, and wouldn't be anywhere near street legal if it did. All they got were fully refundable $100 deposits in return, the vast majority of which will certainly be refunded eventually

Posted by: Mst3k at March 10, 2020 11:14 PM (DTxSf)

826 And this is the guy who claims he'll kick Trump's ass? Really? The useless idiot needs to sit down just to talk. He couldn't go toe-to-toe with a dog faced pony soldier let alone POTUS.

Posted by: timajin at March 10, 2020 11:19 PM (AL9FO)

827 Buckley once called Trump a demagogue, but I think he would have changed his mind by now. He rethought the Civil Rights Act and legal pot, for instance. And famously said he'd rather be ruled by the first 500 names in the Boston phone book than by the faculty of Harvard.

Besides, it is also a form of demagoguery for Lowry and Co. to pretend to Reagan conservatism when they really mean corporate virtue-signaling. Posers, please.

By the way, Rich, the President is doing a great job on the Coronavirus, especially considering the Police State action against him and the bureaucratic mutiny. Too bad you've chosen to throw rocks rather than help push the wagon. You guys weren't using Reagan principles anymore, so the President is.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 10, 2020 11:23 PM (Ndje9)

828 7 They couldn't Hillary.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 12:51 AM (ABuva)

829 728 really? oes Clyburn think the DNC and Trump don't have a full library of Biden votes and speeches already?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 01:05 AM (ABuva)

830 78 Already happening...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 01:10 AM (ABuva)

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