Media Rushes In to Defend Old Sick Demented Man

Peter J. Hasson, a Daily Caller editor, says that he's battled a stutter all his life, and the media is straight-up lying when they claim that Biden's sundowning can be explained as him fighting the stutter.


Former Vice President Joe Biden’s media defenders have settled on their weapon for silencing questions about his mental misfires: his childhood stutter.

"Joe Biden's opponents on the left and right are spreading a disgusting and baseless smear that he is in 'cognitive decline,' based on verbal slip-ups he makes when trying to suppress his childhood stutter," Raw Story’s Matthew Chapman wrote in a viral Twitter thread. Others in media are advancing similar arguments.

...

But] stuttering has nothing to do with Biden telling people he was arrested in the streets of South Africa trying to see Nelson Mandela. (He wasn't.)

Stuttering has nothing to do with Biden pledging to appoint the first African-American woman to the United States Senate. (The Senate has already had black women, and presidents don't appoint senators anyway.)

Stuttering has nothing to do with Biden making bizarre references to record players, it has nothing to do with Biden forgetting in which state he’s campaigning, and it has nothing to do with him confusing people and events from decades apart. It simply doesn't.

What's really behind Biden's mental misfires is up for debate but the vast majority of the time, it ain’t a childhood stutter, and anybody saying otherwise is either dishonest or uninformed.

The Daily Caller also notes that Biden's campaign is now keeping Sundown Joe's speeches shorter than they had been.

Most likely to end them before he begins sundowning.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's campaign speeches and interviews with media are reportedly getting shorter and harder to come by. Some of his opponents say it’s because he can’t be counted on to stay on message and avoid gaffes.

While his speeches earlier on in the campaign could last as long as an hour, his speeches over the weekend in the middle of the country lasted less than 15 minutes each, according to the Washington Post. In St. Louis, Missouri, he spoke for just seven minutes; in Kansas City, 12 minutes; and 14 minutes in Jackson, Mississippi.

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"Joe Biden's staff are trying to hide Joe Biden," Andrew Clark, director of the Trump campaign’s rapid response team, told the Daily Caller. "They are absolutely terrified that voters will see more viral and unedited videos of Biden’s embarrassing inability to communicate while President Trump delivers his winning message straight to the American people."

And of course: the media rushes in to save a sick, weak old man.


I guess now that Bloomberg dropped out of the race, Bloomberg Media is back to covering Democrat candidates?

And yes, there is -- or was -- an AR-14, which was a very rare Vietnam-era weapon.

And from my research, I have found this, an image showing the manual for a very rare, civilian sporting rifle designed by Armalite: The AR-14. An early design by Armalite before the AR-15 platform was developed.

This weapon never existed in large quantities and no longer exists outside of gun collector's gun rooms.

Meanwhile, the hardhats are unpersuaded by Sundown Joe.

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:24 PM (zZbCU)

2 Mark! Mark mark mark mark mark!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

4 He is going to stroke out before November.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (JFO2v)

5 LOLGF.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

6 John Wayne figured out how to cure stutter in The Cowboys.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

7 OT: Just got done watching a doctor video on THE VIRUS. Warm weather = good. High humidity = good. Vitamin C = irrelevant. Vitamin D = not sure, don't take too much as you can OD.

IANAD but this seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (ExV1e)

8 2 Mark! Mark mark mark mark mark!!!


That was supposed to be a 'hair-lipped dog'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (Vy7tf)

9 > Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.

That's gotta be downright terrifying for the Dem machine.

Those guys have been reliable D voters for well over a century.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (tLWGd)

10 "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.

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I fully believe those polls saying that Trump is going to lose to Biden by 7 points nationally.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (zZbCU)

11 I stuttered a little when I was a kid. Had to take speech classes to knock it out.

But not once when I was stuttering did I think I was in Iowa when I was in New York.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

12
The stock market can lose everything and go into negative territory and Trump will still win big in November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (pS94+)

13 Ol' Brainbucket Biden

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (k/TB6)

14 9 > Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.

That's gotta be downright terrifying for the Dem machine.

Those guys have been reliable D voters for well over a century.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:26 PM (tLWGd)

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"Well, have you tried calling them racist?"

"Yes, xer."

"Have you tried doing it really loudly?"

"Yes, xer."

"Well, yell louder. Why do I have to think of everything?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (zZbCU)

15 Well if he's fighting a childhood stutter its because...


HE THINKS HES IN 4TH GRADE!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Orx/W)

16 You're A Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (JFO2v)

17 "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.




It.Moved.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (pndC3)

18 Cut the malarkey, Ace, if that's even your real name! I can spot a llama-faced cat wrangler from a country mile. And in my day we called a Spade a Spade and buster you're no Spade, on my word as a Biden. Now arm wrestle me and my golden hairy arms.

Posted by: Joe Biden, sharp as a fucking hammer at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (icI8A)

19 "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.



Freakin awesome.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (Qf83p)

20 Ace, you're just a face-ponied dog soldier.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

21 Naturally the media will defend him. And the party demands it.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (ONvIw)

22
Alternate post title:

The Left Says Joe Is Tops In The Ol' Noodle; Meanwhile, Joe Biden: I Was Born A Stuttering Poor Black Girl In The South

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (rIEGA)

23 If it really is their plan to swap him out after the election, it won't work. I can't imagine a major party putting this man up as their nominee for President. I didn't think it was possible to find a worse candidate than Sanders, but the Dems are nothing if not persistent.

Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)

24 The media is going to have their hands full defending Joe Biden from Joe Biden.

Donald Trump won't be helping matters either.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (hLRSq)

25 This "good for Joe" reaction as well as the other arguments that Joe's behavior is normal or even praiseworthy may be premised on the fact that they know that Joe is not going to start "normaling" so their only move is to make Joe the new normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

26 And yes, there is -- or was -- an AR-14, which was a very rare Vietnam-era weapon.

And from my research, I have found this, an image showing the manual for a very rare, civilian sporting rifle designed by Armalite: The AR-14. An early design by Armalite before the AR-15 platform was developed.


Still have yet to see an actual picture of one. That half-sketch, half-mech drawing is the only thing that's been produced as evidence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (zQhAi)

27 21 Naturally the media will defend him. And the party demands it.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (ONvIw)

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They defended Hillary too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (zZbCU)

28
Joe Biden: People try to put me down just because I g-g-g-get around. Talkin' about my B-B-B-Biden stutter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (mpeBU)

29 Remember when Trump was thin-skinned, and Biden was going to be able to get to him and cause him to make mistakes?

Template may have changed a bit.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (FJYfm)

30 John Wayne figured out how to cure stutter in The Cowboys.
Posted by: Sponge


Slapping hot iron?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (Qf83p)

31 That plant Biden was in most likely would not be in the process of being built if it wasn't for Trump's support of the industry.

Was Joe endorsing Trump again by being there ?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (XN+73)

32 I wonder how much medication they have him loaded with. That could also be having an effect on mood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (XyVor)

33 There is nothing wrong with being "ageist" in regard to electing our president. Everyone has a prime in their life, some last a long time, some peak very early, some very late. Joe is way, way past his prime, which was probably around 1990.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (JRaU+)

34 29 Remember when Trump was thin-skinned, and Biden was going to be able to get to him and cause him to make mistakes?

Template may have changed a bit.
Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (FJYfm)

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I remember when Trump was going to nuke France because the PM of Canada said something mean about him on Twitter and Trump wouldn't know where to send the bomb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)

35 >>It's absurd to the point of being offensive
Be offended, you twee little fuck. Indignation isn't the conversation-stopper you think it is or would like it to be.


Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (ZS9TG)

36 If anything, oabaama had a stutter that the media tried to cover up

Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (Izzlo)

37 I see SloJoe got around the stutter to tell the guy he was "full of shit".

Or is that something people who stutter don't trip over.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (2mteh)

38 The Michigan hardhats chanting Trump's name tells us the real story. The Democrats have lost the Midwest outside of gentrified downtown districts and university towns. Trump can win every Midwest state except for Illinois and thereby clench an electoral victory before the true-blue West Coast reports in.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)

39 > "Well, have you tried calling them racist?"

> "Yes, xer."

"Have you tried sending out tenured professors to lecture the unemployed coal miners on their White Male Privilege?

"Yes, xer."

"Dammit! I told you before. I'm now 'xim', not 'xer', you transphobic racist!".

The way these people operate would be great for running a cult. Less great for building a coalition that can win national elections.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (tLWGd)

40 I should have invested in popcorn futures a year ago. The Biden-Sanders debate is going to require at least two giant bowls of popcorn. Of course, that's assuming I can eat it while laughing so hard.

Posted by: pookysgirl, product recovery specialist at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (XKZwp)

41 damn, i coulda been first, but i had to work.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (8D42x)

42 Sky New Biden

https://youtu.be/L4VH2JjWDnk

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (JFO2v)

43 Would you blame the stutter if someone just shit himself?

Posted by: jwest at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (mrrpT)

44 >>Trump wouldn't know where to send the bomb. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)


Trump set us up the bomb.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (ZS9TG)

45 38 The Michigan hardhats chanting Trump's name tells us the real story. The Democrats have lost the Midwest outside of gentrified downtown districts and university towns. Trump can win every Midwest state except for Illinois and thereby clench an electoral victory before the true-blue West Coast reports in.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)

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But, by golly, Biden's gonna win San Francisco big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)

46 My 95-year-old professional engineer dad has always stuttered, even today, but it's never stopped him from using the word he actually is trying to say; and he has a great vocabulary still that I know from when he was dictating letters to me because he can no longer type well.

Face it, Joe is forgetting the meanings of words.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (TQ/zJ)

47 And the thing is that Biden is a dynamic system, meaning his disabilities aren't constant. He's in rapid decline, made much worse by the stress of a Presidential campaign. He's going to be counting matches and watching Wapner by the end.

Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (T6t7i)

48 This guy as president? Does that make your breast swell with pride?

Nope. Me either.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (axyOa)

49 The left is dumb, but it isn't this dumb. The real people behind the levers know Biden is a disaster. They're too afraid of Sanders upsetting their rice bowls to switch to him, though. I still think Biden will win the nomination but have an "incident" before election day.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)

50 The Daily Caller also notes that Biden's campaign is now keeping Sundown Joe's speeches shorter than they had been.

Most likely to end them before he begins sundowning.


"Hi! I'm..."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (T0djb)

51 39 The way these people operate would be great for running a cult. Less great for building a coalition that can win national elections.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (tLWGd)

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I question this word choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (zZbCU)

52 If it's a stutter, why the difference between clips of Biden now and only four years ago in 2016?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li4PG7nmlyM

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (bhH12)

53 33 There is nothing wrong with being "ageist" in regard to electing our president. Everyone has a prime in their life, some last a long time, some peak very early, some very late. Joe is way, way past his prime, which was probably around 1990.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:28 PM (JRaU+)

I don't think this is ageist. This would be more ableist. If Joe was 40 this would be pretty much the same thing if he was displaying these symptoms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (XyVor)

54 Even better Joe has jobbed his entire life in politics to get to this point and Dr. Jill hasn't put up with this dumbass for all of these years to not get her chance at first lady.

As LOL at this is at the moment its going to get even crazier because those two are not going to just step aside if asked.

This in both their minds (Joe's being mashed potato now) was their right.

Posted by: H Badger at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (n/0Nw)

55 "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
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They were obviously stuttering the word "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"

Posted by: fly gal at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (8TdcF)

56 Dementia patents need representation too.

Posted by: Roman Hruska at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (LWu6U)

57 OT: Just got done watching a doctor video on THE VIRUS. Warm weather = good. High humidity = good. Vitamin C = irrelevant. Vitamin D = not sure, don't take too much as you can OD.

IANAD but this seems reasonable to me.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:25 PM (ExV1e)

There's a good article with a graph that tracks coronavirus' sensitivity to heat and humidity that validates that. Also, as I've mentioned before, a body temp at 98.6 is also helpful

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (ONvIw)

58 "25 This "good for Joe" reaction as well as the other arguments that Joe's behavior is normal or even praiseworthy may be premised on the fact that they know that Joe is not going to start "normaling" so their only move is to make Joe the new normal."

Good point, yes.

They also probably are focus grouping how the public would react to a hologram standing in for Biden during public appearances. I mean, I'm serious, man! (pointing to a sidewalk)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)

59 There could be a pool for when Biden says Th, th, th, that's all folks.

Posted by: Driveby Delurker at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (ljmGq)

60 44 >>Trump wouldn't know where to send the bomb. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)


Trump set us up the bomb.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (ZS9TG)

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I need your opinion on pickles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)

61 36 If anything, oabaama had a stutter that the media tried to cover up
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (Izzlo)

Oh! Is that why he used the word "I" so much, he was stuttering!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (2mteh)

62
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (pndC3)

63 Is there an over/under date for Sundown jacking it onstage and the unfree press acting like it's perfectly normal?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (y7DUB)

64 The Dems will soon cancel any debates "due to the Corona virus," and (unspoken) because Biden's totally lost it.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (FJYfm)

65 Trump set us up the bomb.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (ZS9TG)

Main screen turn on

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (KUaJL)

66 55 "Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.
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They were obviously stuttering the word "Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!"
Posted by: fly gal at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (8TdcF)

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"I was saying Boo-urns..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)

67 Right , yelling at a voter is caused by a stutter

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (6XlcD)

68 36 If anything, oabaama had a stutter that the media tried to cover up
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Obummer's stutter came from having to spew out all the lies he was required to say. Yea verily the untruths choked him as they were uttered. He also totally sucked as a public speaker, but I like to think that veracity and facility of speech go hand in hand most of the time.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (W+kMI)

69 I've looked at that video four times, I see no fear at all on that old enfeebled corruptocrat's face. No mercy.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (DJFLF)

70 ♫♪

B-b-b-b-b-baby you just ain't seen nothin' yet!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (m45I2)

71 John Wayne figured out how to cure stutter in The Cowboys.
Posted by: Sponge

Slapping hot iron?
Posted by: eleven


He shot the stutterer.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (T0djb)

72 All your word are belong to him!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (2mteh)

73 What, are they trying to make him out to be the new Moshe?

Posted by: willow at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (SmluR)

74 During that era, Armalite made an autoloading shotgun, so a sporting rifle seems reasonable. May not have gotten into production, with only a handful of toolroom and first articles built. Kind of like the Luger rifle (not the Luger Carbine). I think only eight or so were made. Interesting rifle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (C1Lsn)

75 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for A Highly Demented Candidate Who Uses Foul Language, Is Highly Erratic and Unpredictable, Seems Confused About Basic Policy Issues and Is NOT Orange.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (datdl)

76 Stuttering doesn't make you mangle words, you just hang on a syllable repeat it a few times because your brain can't accept that you said it right the first time. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (J+mig)

77 49 The left is dumb, but it isn't this dumb. The real people behind the levers know Biden is a disaster. They're too afraid of Sanders upsetting their rice bowls to switch to him, though. I still think Biden will win the nomination but have an "incident" before election day.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:30 PM (icI8A)

"Incident." CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE *hic**shart**thud*

Posted by: Hillary, who's totally stable you backstabbing bastard at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (RD7QR)

78 Saying "AR-14 is not a stutterer...It is Volcanic Ignorance.

Posted by: Boonie at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (lMn1U)

79
Is there an over/under date for Sundown jacking it onstage and the unfree press acting like it's perfectly normal?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (y7DUB)

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"He was just adjusting his massive junk because pants can't really fit around it that well, and his hand started stuttering really bad."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (AzW6q)

80 75 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for A Highly Demented Candidate Who Uses Foul Language, Is Highly Erratic and Unpredictable, Seems Confused About Basic Policy Issues and Is NOT Orange.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (datdl)

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And will also put people in the judiciary who will take away all your rights and force you to bake all the cakes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (zZbCU)

81
We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are women created by.. go...you know....you know..the thing. That's a stutter?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mpeBU)

82 Looking forward to the day he tries to smell a twelve-year-old's hair, she pushed his face away, and he calls her a little bitch.

Biden has been a chronic liar his entire public life. What we see now is his reduction to his essence.

Posted by: baldilocks at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mNGMs)

83 Why don't you all f-f-f-f-fade away...

Posted by: Joey 'Daltry' Biden at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

84 Lolgf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ISvXH)

85 72 All your word are belong to him!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:32 PM (2mteh)


The dying scene took awhile.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (Orx/W)

86

You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (aKsyK)

87 If Biden wanted to visit a Midwest state that he feels confident in winning in November, his handlers should have steered him to Illinois.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)

88 I knew Porky Pig.
And you, sir, are no Porky Pig!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (m45I2)

89 The stock market can lose everything and go into negative territory and Trump will still win big in November.

Of course, people just need to understand that the key to dealing with the current stock market panic is to not sell. Let the institutional traders swap money around without getting any of yours.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ExV1e)

90 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

91 >>I need your opinion on pickles. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)

You know the formula:
A boy is a girl. A pastrami sandwich is a Reuben. A pickle is a meat.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZS9TG)

92 Which is more disgusting: noting someone's mental decline, or claiming his continual bizarre, sometimes shockingly screwed up speeches with stuttering.

Like nobody can tell the difference between someone who is trying not to stutter and someone who is suffering visible, continual mental collapse, and its not insulting as hell to say they are indistinguishable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

93 I really get the feeling he is not enjoying this.

This is cruel. Someone should dose his metamucil and put him out of his misery.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (LWu6U)

94 87 If Biden wanted to visit a Midwest state that he feels confident in winning in November, his handlers should have steered him to Illinois.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)

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Michigan's primary is today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)

95 Rumors that Biden's campaign have printed "If found Call (202) 555-1234" on Joe's forehead are completely unfounded and slanderous.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (hLRSq)

96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)

97 Go Go Gadget AR-14.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (m45I2)

98 The Left Says Joe Is Tops In The Ol' Noodle; Meanwhile, Joe Biden: I Was Born A Stuttering Poor Black Girl In The South





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (rIEGA)

And that little girl was me!

Posted by: Kamel Toe at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (88+cf)

99 91 >>I need your opinion on pickles. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:31 PM (zZbCU)

You know the formula:
A boy is a girl. A pastrami sandwich is a Reuben. A pickle is a meat.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZS9TG)

========

Thanks. I'd forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)

100 By the way, you're telling me that anti-Trump people are backing Joe's meltdown because he may get some facts wrong and he may use curt language but by gosh he FIGHTS!?

Why does that sound familiar...hmm...I must be having a Biden day because I just can't recall....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (icI8A)

101 Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

102 I wonder if contributions to the Clinton Foundation are on the uptick?

Joe will last about as long as the gay son of Edward the Longshanks if he wins the nomination.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (FTlwv)

103 >>>75 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for A Highly Demented Candidate Who Uses Foul Language, Is Highly Erratic and Unpredictable, Seems Confused About Basic Policy Issues and Is NOT Orange.

And no, I don't believe those things about Trump, but that's been NeverTrump's arguments since 2015 with regard to the Tangerine Nightmare.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (datdl)

104 John Moses Browning > Eugene Stoner > Mikhail Kalashnikov.

Fight me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (tLWGd)

105 I want that Hasson fellow to provide a list of stutterers in politics and entertainment, who call voters or fans names and argue with them in public encounters, and who makes as many gaffes per minute as Sloe Joe does.

Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (AMIL/)

106 >>STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!
STUTTERING STANLEY! STUTTERING STANLEY!

S-S-S-Stop it!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

107 When is the MI primary? Will this video circulate enough to put Bernie over the top?

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

108 Expanding on above from someone else:

They'll use the Corona virus as the way to keep Joe isolated and meanwhile Trump will be out doing more retail politics not worried about a damn thing.

So you either have to put Joe back out on the trail or you look like a fool for hiding when the POTUS is out glad-handing the voters.

Ouch.


Posted by: H Badger at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (n/0Nw)

109 The bad guys are going to make the alligators eat Kathleen Turner.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

110 The "offended" gambit points the debate into the "apology" trap.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (ZS9TG)

111 Mel Tillis hardest hit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (k/TB6)

112 Yeah, I actually played the clip. The few guys calling for Trump must have balls of steel, but the fact is that not many were doing it. Makes sense: obviously the visit would be cancelled if the Trump cheers kept going.

Posted by: trev006 at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (FZi/E)

113 107 When is the MI primary? Will this video circulate enough to put Bernie over the top?
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

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Today and no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (zZbCU)

114 Looking forward to the day he tries to smell a twelve-year-old's hair, she pushed his face away, and he calls her a little bitch.

Something like that is destined to happen, eventually. Its just a matter of how far he collapses before the convention, not if.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

115 Biden 2020: Th-th-that's All Folks!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (pnfZk)

116 "This is abelist and ageist AF"

Sure, sure, now go back to 2008 and defend Maverick from Obama staffer mockery.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

117 Of course they defend Slo-joe. The media are democrats and democrats are the media.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (0OmEj)

118 All they have to do is keep Joe on the trail for another three weeks and he should have the nomination wrapped up.

Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.

And it will not be Bernie.

Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)

119 Will this video circulate enough to put Bernie over the top?

"LOL yeah, right"
--Democrats counting the ballots

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

120 96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)

FDR and wheelchair

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ONvIw)

121 Maybe we'll get really lucky and the Hildabeast will try to make a comeback bid during the convention. The resulting brouhaha ought to make delightful viewing.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (W+kMI)

122 116 "This is abelist and ageist AF"

Sure, sure, now go back to 2008 and defend Maverick from Obama staffer mockery.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

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Remember when they made fun of him because he couldn't life his arm above his head?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (zZbCU)

123 90
SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Do you waltz? Or, alternately, a spicy Latin Hustle? I can accommodate on both counts.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

124 Mel Tillis hardest hit



I thought his name was Mel Tttttttillis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (pndC3)

125 Somewhere, there's a photo of undergraduate Joe Biden duct-taped to the wall of a fraternity house.

Trump opposition researchers: You will locate this photograph.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)

126 AR14, AR17, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr Mom President at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (2mteh)

127 They were clearly chanting boo-rump.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:36 PM (X37WA)

128 Even if stuttering was part of his problem do the neverTrumpers and the media really want a president who needs to rest whenever he comes under stress?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

129
And now zombie Dean Martin will sing his new song


When your brain doesn't work

That's a stutter

When you call someone a lying dog faced pony soldier

That's a stutter

When you don't know what state you're in

That's a stutter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (mpeBU)

130 I'm waiting for someone to pull his wife or daughter away from Joe, and watch Corn Pop Joe lose it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

131 Trump is going to win, bigly
Yuge margin of victory.

Put me down for 5 large on it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (d1uFV)

132 Mel Tillis hardest hit
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Notice Mel never stuttered when he sang? Some think it's a breathing issue when speaking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (T0djb)

133 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)

FDR and wheelchair
Posted by: CN



Hillary Clinton had a club foot.

Oh wait.....

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (Qf83p)

134 Biden's mental and verbal acuity is only slightly less than Woodrow Wilson's circa October 1919.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (icI8A)

135 I don't think they're going to go with Skankles at all.

Trump beat her handily last time, with no record whatsoever.

With his current record, he'd curb stomp her.

Mooch is too lazy.

Every other prominent Dem is limited in appeal to the leftist fever swamps on the coasts.

Who do they have with actual national appeal? No one.

If they don't destroy Gabbard and Sinema, they might have someone in 10 years. Not now.

I think they're just royally fucked, and I think they know it.

They sure wouldn't be lining up behind Plugs if they had any viable options.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (tLWGd)

136 A handler tried to step in and stop Joe. Joe continued.

A union boss tried to step in to stop Joe. Joe continued.

The Dems are shitting their pants, and will continue to do so.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (l3+k2)

137 Joe's childhood stutter started when his son died, tragically.

-Media, with absolutely no hesitation

Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (gAMkn)

138 OK, let's trade...you take away the AR14's and in exchange, make abortion illegal. Both are supposed to be rare, right?

Posted by: Haram Viking at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (CQewo)

139 Biden has been a chronic liar his entire public life. What we see now is his reduction to his essence.
Posted by: baldilocks at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (mNGMs)


Yep. There's part of me that's embarrassed for the country that this senile oaf is taken seriously by his trash party, but there's a much larger part that wants them completely humiliated to the world.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (y7DUB)

140 Give the guy a break. It's perfectly normal for guys with a stutter to confuse their sister and wife.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (wGeit)

141 When he strips down naked at the Hilton pool, flashing families with young kids as well as the press, during a campaign tour through Michigan will they blame it on his childhood stutter, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

142 I think Biden should try to fix his stutter the same way Bill Denbrough did.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (icI8A)

143 "Mark! Mark mark..."

Geez, you sound like a dog with a harelip...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (w7KSn)

144 This is all so ridiculous and pathetic, like a cross between a Nathaniel West story and something from Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (H8QX8)

145 John Moses Browning > Eugene Stoner > Mikhail Kalashnikov.



Fight me.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (tLWGd)

Promote that guy!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (88+cf)

146 Today and no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (zZbCU)

I was so glad that one worker caught the whole thing, that will circulate in his personal network and beyond. It may be too late to finish O'Biden in today's primary, but this will resonate come November.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

147 "B-B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet"

Posted by: IronDave at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (GFT37)

148 When people stutter, they sound like Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: The Media at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (FJYfm)

149 107 When is the MI primary? Will this video circulate enough to put Bernie over the top?
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

Michigan is today.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

150 On the AR-14. I believe there is one in C Reed Knights (KAC) collection. It was part of the evolution from the AR-10.

I'll try to find the video from Mr Knights gun room that talked about it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (XN+73)

151 >>Trump--Put me down for 5 large on it Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (d1uFV)

Your challenge is under consideration.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ZS9TG)

152 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (FTlwv)

Jinx, how do you be?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (BiNEL)

153 I'm waiting for the media to start chanting "he's not dead, he's just sleeping. He's pining for the fjords."

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

154 "This is all so ridiculous and pathetic, like a cross between a Nathaniel West story and something from Mad Magazine.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 10, 2020 02:38 PM (H8QX"

Joe Biden stars as "Mr. Lonelybrain."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (icI8A)

155 Hillary will swoop in at the Dem convention. She may offer to make Biden her VP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ptqGC)

156 Former Vice President Joe Bidens media defenders have settled on their weapon for silencing questions about his mental misfires: his childhood stutter.

Can dementia cause a descent into a second childhood?
Depends.

Posted by: Young at Heart Hillary at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (ljmGq)

157

Joe Biden the Emperor Claudius candidate

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (mpeBU)

158 It must be hell on the anti-old, anti-white guy party to constantly have to defend this crazy old white guy .

They must really miss the good old days of the Reign of Error when they didn't have to do anything but yell " you're just saying that cuz he's BLACK".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (pnfZk)

159 87 If Biden wanted to visit a Midwest state that he feels confident in winning in November, his handlers should have steered him to Illinois.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 10, 2020 02:33 PM (ch6++)

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Michigan's primary is today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:34 PM (zZbCU)

And because of "polls", Biden did not campaign here this past week. Bernie held rallies over the weekend and yesterday.
I"m surprised Biden showed up in the state today. The famous polls have him in the lead by 24 pts.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (dSAQa)

160 The media were merciless when it came to GWB's and GHWB's stutter/stammer.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)

161 Hey, don't forget: Bernie is losing to this guy

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)

162 Warming to the idea of Torricelli Option. There's simply no way the propaganda outlets can keep this degree of dementia under wraps.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)

163 The Sundown Defenders are also ignoring the challenge to fight the guy. Not Joe's first threat of violence against someone.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (TQ/zJ)

164 What's funny is that they pulled this same shit 4 years ago with hillary.

She was decompensating before our eyes, and they just did not care. The media all rushed to tell us that our eyes were liars and she was fine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (LWu6U)

165 153 I'm waiting for the media to start chanting "he's not dead, he's just sleeping. He's pining for the fjords."
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)


It's just a cold

Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (wGeit)

166 Joe Biden stars as "Mr. Lonelybrain."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:39 PM (icI8A)

I don't even know what this is, but it sounds very funny.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (DJFLF)

167 Caitlin Johnstone, Medium columnist, has a few interesting pieces re Joe's "stutter."
She's communist-lite, but reading the Bernie side's indignation with the Joe-Clinton-MSM Coverup Cabal has its rewards...

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (ZS9TG)

168 AKSHULLY! The AR14 is a rare weapon developed before the AR15, which Joe Biden was obviously referencing.

-Media, after searching for AR14 online for less than 3o seconds

Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (gAMkn)

169 I thought a stammer was just proof you were a GEENYUSS like Obama?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (icI8A)

170 The media were merciless when it came to GWB's and GHWB's stutter/stammer.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)

They got better.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (X37WA)

171 161 Hey, don't forget: Bernie is willingly losing to this guy
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)

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Suggested addition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (zZbCU)

172 Ok movie fans, what movie did stuttering T-T-T-Toomer Smalls come from?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

173 Biden's campaign has literally become a reality show version of Weekend at Bernies.

The media is really trying to drag him over the finish line.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (XN+73)

174 113 107 When is the MI primary? Will this video circulate enough to put Bernie over the top?
Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

=========

Today and no.

----
That seems like a fair prediction. Biden is going to win, in as much as Michigan above Detroit and Flint likely has no interest in Sanders. Not expecting much in the way of numbers in comparison to the general voting population though.

The Ohio primary next week is going to be anything but exciting at this point. I'm putting my vote in for Trump this time (it was Cruz in '16) for the record, if only because it allows us to cheer him on and remind Columbus which side their bread is buttered on. I call Ohion for Biden in advance because there aren't enough Berniebots to offset the machine votes in the cities.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (W+kMI)

175 162 Warming to the idea of Torricelli Option. There's simply no way the propaganda outlets can keep this degree of dementia under wraps.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)

They'll hand it to Hillary. She will not stand for an Andrew Cuomo candidacy.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ONvIw)

176 "You're full of sh*t, Ace, c*cksucking m*therf*cker! BTW, I also had Tourette syndrome the first 70 years of my life." -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (cT1GC)

177 This is ageist and ablist!

uh, abelist? what's an abel??

Mr English professional writer.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (2mteh)

178 162 Warming to the idea of Torricelli Option. There's simply no way the propaganda outlets can keep this degree of dementia under wraps.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (puu6v)

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I can see there being a massive shitstorm if they try that. It's one thing to do it in NJ: doing it nationally is a completely different matter.

Posted by: Jackal at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (Lyh9/)

179 This is the equivalent of throwing Joe into a van.


It will be interesting to see how long the MSM can keep these particular plates spinning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (FVrDO)

180 167 Caitlin Johnstone, Medium columnist, has a few interesting pieces re Joe's "stutter."
She's communist-lite, but reading the Bernie side's indignation with the Joe-Clinton-MSM Coverup Cabal has its rewards...
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (ZS9TG)

Joe is Kerensky to Bernie's Lenin.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

181 163
The Sundown Defenders are also ignoring the challenge to fight the guy. Not Joe's first threat of violence against someone.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (TQ/zJ)


WHAT? I missed that part. Ho-lee fook. People need to GTFOOH with that "Oh, someone should stop this cruelty, blah blah blah". The Delaware Destroyer is LOVING every minute of this fiasco. He truly believes he's the King now and forever. He's not feeling any pain.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

182 Kallisto, Miss Lonelyhearts is a Nathaniel West novel - a quite good one, actually.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (icI8A)

183 158 It must be hell on the anti-old, anti-white guy party to constantly have to defend this crazy old white guy


I am amazed how the black politicians and leaders all stepped up to defend biden. WTF? There has to be someone bankrolling large payouts to get these guys to say that shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)

184 Ok movie fans, what movie did stuttering T-T-T-Toomer Smalls come from?


It's not a TOOMER!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (2mteh)

186 I see we have covered the Bachman Turner Overdrive angle thoroughly.

Posted by: IronDave at March 10, 2020 02:43 PM (GFT37)

187 >>169
I thought a stammer was just proof you were a GEENYUSS like Obama? Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (icI8A)

It's often referred to as the NPRhinitus. When one of the high-pitched NPR interviewers punctuates his/her wisdom with an "ah, uhh, or umm" every four words.

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:43 PM (ZS9TG)

188 >>It's not a TOOMER!

Answer in the form of a question please.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

189 Talking 'bout my d-d-d-d-dementation!

Posted by: Joe Who at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (l3+k2)

190
Wow. Reuters is actually reporting honestly on this story. Even said he later called a worker there a horse's ass. Mention the workers chanting Trump. And mentions the lying dog faced pony soldier incident.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (mpeBU)

191 Biden is truly fighting a boyhood malady. The twin curses of stupidity and dishonesty. He is paleoscum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (SCvwT)

192 118 All they have to do is keep Joe on the trail for another three weeks and he should have the nomination wrapped up.

Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.

And it will not be Bernie.
Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)

-----------------------

Scratching my head and trying to remember my Civics classes. Has anything like this happened prior to the convention before? Don't most candidates wait until just before the convention to announce a VP selection?

Posted by: cornbred at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (A751K)

193 Obama's whistle thing when he spoke drove me crazy. His lack of any athletic skills whatsoever, that the media lied about.

But he had mad fly catching skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

194
Hahaha, hey Fake News, YOU wanted Joe Biden and now you've got him!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (rIEGA)

195 188 >>It's not a TOOMER!

Answer in the form of a question please.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

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Wherefore art thou a TOOMER?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (zZbCU)

196 I keep seeing the Bernie movement and I keep hearing Christopher Walken in "The Dead Zone."

"The ice...isgonna...BREAK!"

Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (ZS9TG)

197
Fake News tomorrow: Second look at Bolshevik Bernie?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (rIEGA)

198 The reason we are Vitamin D deficient is because they have been more worried about too much than about too little.

https://youtu.be/W5yVGmfivAk

You should take a least 2000IU, unless you live in an area with lots of sunshine (and spend a lot of time outdoors.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (JKNZq)

199 A childhood stutter?!!??

HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!!?????

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

200 I am amazed how the black politicians and leaders all stepped up to defend biden. WTF? There has to be someone bankrolling large payouts to get these guys to say that shit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)

The Democrats do this every single time. Every time we shout civil war and every time they come together. I call it Success Theater.

Bernie will step down well before the convention like a good little doggie

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (X37WA)

201 Are you going to k-k-k-k-k-kill me K-k-k-k-k-k-en?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

202
Ok movie fans, what movie did stuttering T-T-T-Toomer Smalls come from?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

The Great Santini

Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)

203 193 Obama's whistle thing when he spoke drove me crazy. His lack of any athletic skills whatsoever, that the media lied about

What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

204
Look, fat... back in those days, medicine wasn't what it is now. We didn't have speech therapists, ok? Here's the deal - the old sawbones told me "unless you want to have the stutter forever, there's one way to deal with it... ya gotta intimidate a black boy into fleeing a segregation-era pool."

And I did. True story. Word as a Biden.

Didn't just whip Corn Pop with a chain that day. Whipped adversity, too. Now I'll whip the shit out of you. Don't need an AR-14, either. I do it the old-fashioned way with a down home fracas.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (AzW6q)

205
Fake News tomorrow: Maybe a communist president isn't so bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (rIEGA)

206 De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you

Posted by: J-J-J-Joe B-B-B-Biden at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

207 >>Wherefore art thou a TOOMER?

You should know this one. It's not only a GREAT movie it was set not far from you.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

208 164 What's funny is that they pulled this same shit 4 years ago with hillary.

She was decompensating before our eyes, and they just did not care. The media all rushed to tell us that our eyes were liars and she was fine.
=========
This is true. To a man and whaman they denied the video clip of her almost faceplanting and being tossed into a van like a sack of fertilizer. All the photos of her being assisted up stairs were decried as false. Her seeming inability to visit at least two states in the same working day was derided as unimportant.

Trump campaigned in 2-3 states a day, kissed babies like it was his favorite duty, and stumped for all he was worth. Admittedly he has to cut back some due to the needs of the office, but when he gets out there he shows more energy and ability than the entire Democrat field combined.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (W+kMI)

209 190
Wow. Reuters is actually reporting honestly on this story. Even said he later called a worker there a horse's ass. Mention the workers chanting Trump. And mentions the lying dog faced pony soldier incident.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (mpeBU)

Someone over there must really like Bernie.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (X37WA)

210 Are there no Biden staffers who can at least ask him to stop trying to challenge people to fights, which seems a little unpresidential?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

211 The media were merciless when it came to GWB's and GHWB's stutter/stammer.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)


They were both tongue tied assholes who never expended an iota of effort in addressing the country regularly as they're supposed to do. They let me and everybody else who voted for them down by being derp state tools who moved the country in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (y7DUB)

212 John Wayne curing the stutter:

https://youtu.be/rBBS_tC4eRE

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

213 Joe's stutter made 'Joe Biden' come out 'Neil Kinnock.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

214 Maybe Trump should start tweeting about debating Slow Joe. He might be able to force Joe into committing to a debate. Otherwise, there won't be one.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)

215 There has to be someone bankrolling large payouts to get these guys to say that shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (LWu6U)


Enough cash makes political integrity barely an inconvenience, or as we say on the hot mike, we'll more flexible after the...

check clears at Cayman National Bank!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (BiNEL)

216 >>The Great Santini

That is the correct answer but unfortunately you did not answer in the form of a question.

You're disqualified.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

217 120 96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna

Wilson was completely stoved up

Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (nFwvY)

218 >>>7 OT: Just got done watching a doctor video on THE VIRUS. Warm weather = good. High humidity = good. Vitamin C = irrelevant. Vitamin D = not sure, don't take too much as you can OD.


can you link the video or tell me the name of it?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

219 Hillary must be champing at the bit. And this time she will be "the most exonerated candidate in history". Thanks Jeff Sessions/Undercover Huber.

Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ONvIw)

220 Audition Notice: Joe Biden look-alikes. Will be used as stunt doubles in dangerous situations, such as when microphones and cameras are present. Apply within... today, if possible!

Posted by: The DNC at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (x/2Z8)

221 Funny -

Biden NEVER Stutters when he is threatening violence against his supporters or his detractors.

He only stutters when there are facts involved.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (8FtR3)

222 Led Zep wins Stairway to Heaven case

Good. LZ stole the living shit out of half the stuff on their first three or four albums...and a few more after that...but this particular case was bunk from the start.

Spirit's throwaway instrumental using a fairly standard folk-fingering variation that Page didn't even use exactly...not it.

Now, the "Dazed & Confused" / Jake Holmes one...that was a slam dunk against Led Zep. Clearly stole the whole song and changed some lyrics.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (KxVoZ)

223 207 >>Wherefore art thou a TOOMER?

You should know this one. It's not only a GREAT movie it was set not far from you.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

Cheated and looked it up.

The Great Santini.

I've seen it, rather recently too. Originally a made for TV movie, but the network was so impressed by it that they managed to get it a theatrical release.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (zZbCU)

224 210 Are there no Biden staffers who can at least ask him to stop trying to challenge people to fights, which seems a little unpresidential?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

They probably cry when Joe threatens to kick their asses.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

225 The media after Biden starts actually leaking tapioca pudding from his atrophying brain and Bernie starts having Richard Spencer introduce him at rallies:

"So, uh...that Tulsi sure is smart as a whip, ain't she?!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (icI8A)

226 You m-m-m-make me happy!

Posted by: Simple Jack at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (b4rVP)

227 193 Obama's whistle thing when he spoke drove me crazy. His lack of any athletic skills whatsoever, that the media lied about

What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

I try to avoid watching any Bernie campaign clips. Watched a short compilation this morning....he points his finger one the end of his mechanical acting arms. Continously while he is speaking.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (dSAQa)

228 203 193 Obama's whistle thing when he spoke drove me crazy. His lack of any athletic skills whatsoever, that the media lied about

What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

How about his using twin teleprompters like he was watching a tennis match?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

229 Toomer Smalls was from Howard's End.

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Qf83p)

230 When Sit-Down Sundown Joe was a kid, everybody played Pony-Faced Dog Soldiers and Indians -- using real AR-14s.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (cT1GC)

231 Joe Biden Sings!!!

https://youtu.be/fRipFYoji2A

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

232 So, it's confirmed.

Airport 77 is dumb and wastes the talents of several great actors.

Can't wait to see what they do with Concorde: Airport 79.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)

233 My comment on the last thread:

I've seen on Twitter where Biden fans are saying this was cool.

Biden insulting a random citizen = cool.
Trump being mean to the media-Dem-NT complex = authoritarian Hitler!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 01:48 PM (9hauA)

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (9hauA)

234 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability

No, we had Wilson and FDR. And Clinton had an Anxiety Disorder.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (x/2Z8)

235 219 Hillary must be champing at the bit. And this time she will be "the most exonerated candidate in history". Thanks Jeff Sessions/Undercover Huber.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (ONvIw)

It's interesting that she's raising her profile. I'm keeping an eye out for a "groundbreaking speech" or interview or some such.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

236 214
Maybe Trump should start tweeting about debating Slow Joe. He might be
able to force Joe into committing to a debate. Otherwise, there won't
be one.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)


"Sleepy Joe doesn't have the courage to debate me. He's afraid of me"

Garrenteed Joe pokes his finger at the camera and say, "It's on!!"

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (l3+k2)

237
Sober Reminder: hillary clinton did nearly no campaign events and she still got 65 million votes.

Joe Biden could be put in a freezer until election day and he'll still get 65+ million votes.

This is why we need to help Bernie tie him in delegates.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (rIEGA)

238 Maybe Trump should start tweeting about debating Slow Joe. He might be able to force Joe into committing to a debate. Otherwise, there won't be one.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (sWM8x)

If there isn't one, Trump wins in a walk. Then again, he wins in a walk anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (X37WA)

239 120 96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna

Ahem, FDR was in a wheelchair?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (dSAQa)

240 Joe's aides and assistants probably think he is showing "fight" like Trump does/did. Of course, Trump knew what he was doing.

It wont play well for them during the general.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (JRaU+)

241
Zod - that was an excellent recommendation, the Caitlin articles.
ace - take a look at this article, Progressive writer refuses to cover up for O'Biden:


https://tinyurl.com/rpq878p

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (DJFLF)

242 >>Now, the "Dazed & Confused" / Jake Holmes one...that was a slam dunk against Led Zep. Clearly stole the whole song and changed some lyrics.


Jimmy had been playing similar variations to that song with the Yardbirds.

There's only 12 notes. It's all been done before.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (8FtR3)

243 234 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability

No, we had Wilson and FDR. And Clinton had an Anxiety Disorder.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (x/2Z

===========

There was also William Henry Harrison.

Dead is a handicap, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)

244 It's absurd to the point of being offensive
Be offended, you twee little fuck. Indignation isn't the conversation-stopper you think it is or would like it to be.


Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (ZS9TG)

I'm folding that comment up and putting it right here in my pocket.
*pats pocket*

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (z79tQ)

245
The media were merciless when it came to GWB's and GHWB's stutter/stammer.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (l3+k2)



They were both tongue tied assholes who never expended an iota of
effort in addressing the country regularly as they're supposed to do.
They let me and everybody else who voted for them down by being derp
state tools who moved the country in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (y7DUB)

--------------------

And HW "adopted" Raping Bill Clinton as his son. The whole family embraced him. And they voted for Hillary over Trump.


That W vote is another I've come to hate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)

246 >>Toomer Smalls was from Howard's End.


N-N-N-N-No.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ZLI7S)

247 I'll travel back to Washington just as soon as this damn funeral is over.

Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

248

Stuttering Sluts cost me a fortune on a sex call line......

J.. u... s...t ju st ... just.. say say say sayin.



Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (5IHGB)

249 FDR was faking. He just needed the blanket there so he could the ol' Louis C.K. routine without anybody noticing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (icI8A)

250 What was also impressive about Trump's final months campaigning, apart from the multiple rallies per day, was that he was talking about the day's latest Wikileak dumps on DNC and Podesta emails, as well as providing details on the Clinton Foundation from Schweizer's book "Clinton Cash."

He was not falling back on the same speech, he was injecting new info into his speeches all the time. He was using it as an opportunity to get around the MSM blackout of those scandals --- something he's continued to do in office.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

251 The thing to note here is, Joe is running on auto-pilot

That's why, even if you confront him it'll do no good: He doesn't remember what he said

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (vPKfA)

252 192 118 All they have to do is keep Joe on the trail for another three weeks and he should have the nomination wrapped up.

Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.

And it will not be Bernie.
Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 02:35 PM (+0uDE)

-----------------------

Scratching my head and trying to remember my Civics classes. Has anything like this happened prior to the convention before? Don't most candidates wait until just before the convention to announce a VP selection?

---------------

Dunno about you, but NOTHING about the last two Democrat nominations was mentioned or even considered in my Civics courses.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (W+kMI)

253 excerpt from Caitlin Johnstone article:


"The entire 2020 US election may have come down to a race between time and the progression of Joe Biden,s dementia."

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

254 There was also William Henry Harrison.

Dead is a handicap, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



He did not get better?

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Qf83p)

255 Can't wait to see what they do with Concorde: Airport 79.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)


The Concorde. Wasn't that the safest plane ever yet was banned because it blew a tire and ran off the end of a runway once?

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Warming to the idea of Torricelli Option.

Not sure how that would work. They'd face court fights in almost every state.

It would be chaos.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ExV1e)

257 The Great Santini.



I've seen it, rather recently too. Originally a made for TV movie,
but the network was so impressed by it that they managed to get it a
theatrical release.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (zZbCU)

____________


One of my favorite movies -- and Gwyneth Paltrow's mom was yummy!

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (cT1GC)

258 Ma Ma ma My Corona

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

260 OT: Ok, enough of this. I'm ready to change the clocks back to where they were. Is it time yet?

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (x/2Z8)

261 Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 10, 2020 02:49 PM (9hauA)

Thanks for the repost, good stuff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (BiNEL)

262 Joe will last about as long as the gay son of Edward the Longshanks if he wins the nomination.

Posted by: Jinx

--Who lasted about 20 years as king (Edward II?)

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (veJcn)

263
Shih Tzu's Guide To Corona

1. Stop touching people.
2. Avoid crowds
3. Avoid touching handles/knobs/etc touched by others
4. Prepare your own food!
5. Take your kids out of school and lock them in their room.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (rIEGA)

264 Imagine where Joe-Joe will be after eight months on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

265 242 Jimmy had been playing similar variations to that song with the Yardbirds.

Bet you've seen that killer youtube video of The Yardbirds playing it. They virtually had the entire arrangement together already that Zep would use. Even the violin bow!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (KxVoZ)

266 Horace Greeley died after voting was done but before certification of electoral votes. I believe every other ticket in the party era has made it intact to voting day.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:52 PM (icI8A)

267 239 120 96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna


Van Buren was a ginger

Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

268 161 Hey, don't forget: Bernie is losing to this guy
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 10, 2020 02:40 PM (vPKfA)

Well, Bernie wants to lose. So...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (XyVor)

269 222 Led Zep wins Stairway to Heaven case

Good. LZ stole the living shit out of half the stuff on their first three or four albums...and a few more after that...but this particular case was bunk from the start.

Spirit's throwaway instrumental using a fairly standard folk-fingering variation that Page didn't even use exactly...not it.

Now, the "Dazed & Confused" / Jake Holmes one...that was a slam dunk against Led Zep. Clearly stole the whole song and changed some lyrics.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (KxVoZ)

There's an interesting question floating around in music circles these days about at what point your music should be considered your intellectual property.

A couple of lawyers went and put down every single possible combination of notes (in the standard 12 tone harmonic system) within a particular pitch range and filed a copywrite on all of them and then put them in public domain on principle. You can search for them on youtube for details.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

270
Ten Joe can tearfully turn the campaign over to his announced Vice President.



Selected, not elected...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

271 What drove me the craziest was those flapping arms as he came down the steps of AF1
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

Holy shit I never noticed that but I can see it in my mind. What an ass.

Then again I did spend the last 7 year and 10 months of his presidency studiously avoiding seeing his ugly turdburgling visage and hearing his fay faux authoritative and contemplative reading voice.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (X37WA)

272 Not one of these principled people cares that a sick old man, they claim, is killing himself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

273 210 Are there no Biden staffers who can at least ask him to stop trying to challenge people to fights, which seems a little unpresidential?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
---
There have been reports that Joey doesn't respond well at all to staffers' attempts to rein him in.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (sWM8x)

274 We'll have to start using LOL:YFOS in honour of Sundown Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

275 Once the convention is over, and an official nominee is made, the deal is done. The party determines what happens in the event their nominee is incapacitated etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (JRaU+)

276 258 Ma Ma ma My Corona
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Horde Hivemind

Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

277 Everyone hold fire until Bernie is finished and then destroy gramps Biden.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TNy/K)

278 Joe Biden: Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure II.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (l3+k2)

279 There have been reports that Joey doesn't respond well at all to staffers' attempts to rein him in.
Shush! Shush now!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

280 Wasn't Joe afraid of being in such a crowd? I mean he is the age of those most likely to die from this virus that he is spouting out about trump causing...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (6XlcD)

281 That W vote is another I've come to hate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)


I am now convinced that every Establishment Republican is just waiting for a chance to screw Conservative voters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (BiNEL)

282 The Concorde. Wasn't that the safest plane ever yet was banned because it blew a tire and ran off the end of a runway once?

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

_________


I've always assumed that the Spruce Goose was the safest plane ever.

Posted by: ShainS -- Sit-Down Joe/Stand-Up Chuck 2020!!! at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (cT1GC)

283
I try to avoid watching any Bernie campaign clips. Watched a short compilation this morning....he points his finger one the end of his mechanical acting arms. Continously while he is speaking.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 10, 2020 02:48 PM (dSAQa)

Watch Bernie with the sound off and you can play the fun game of making gibberish incantations and sorcery spells.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (z79tQ)

284 So, New Dork is actually using the National Guard to force people into staying in a "containment area" for having a new strain of the flu.

This is what despotism looks like.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (XN+73)

285 There was also William Henry Harrison.

Dead is a handicap, right?


Lincoln and Kennedy both had rapid onset brain failure.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (i0wNm)

286 I believe every other ticket in the party era has made it intact to voting day.

Unless we count McGovern replacing Eagleton with Shriver, which was probably the only reason Nixon didn't carry all 50 states. The Kennedys and Massachusetts. Ick.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (CClpm)

287 258 Ma Ma ma My Corona
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM

Wang Dang, that sweet Wuhang.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (TNy/K)

288

Led Zeppelin Rules!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (rIEGA)

289 At this point what difference does his dementia make

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (X37WA)

290 More from Caitlin:


"I am going to keep saying Joe Biden has dementia, thank you very much. I
don,t care how much you tell me I,m an ableist ageist monster. I don,t
care how much you tell me I,m not seeing what I,m seeing. I am going to
keep saying Joe Biden has dementia. Because he has dementia."

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

291 He was not falling back on the same speech, he was injecting new info into his speeches all the time. He was using it as an opportunity to get around the MSM blackout of those scandals --- something he's continued to do in office.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)


Two Scoops has set the bar high as far as energy expended in campaigning and doing the job. Why it's as if the ruling class are all a bunch of lazy soft wanks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (y7DUB)

292 258 Ma Ma ma My Corona
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (Ez6QX)

293 Hunter is supposed to be in court this week to give the judge his financial records. He's been stalling for months but he might be out of options now.

That's got to be giving old Slow Joe some heartburn.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Hey, who wants to see Joe Biden and Dick Cheney go hunting together?

Posted by: Orson at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (tg5Xg)

295 276 258 Ma Ma ma My Corona
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)


It is just a Knack we have.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (kUmUV)

296 Nobody cares if he's a vegetable. Everyone knows he'll just be a figurehead like the rest of the "government".

Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)

297 Not one of these principled people cares that a sick old man, they claim, is killing himself.


I am withholding judgment until we get Joe's diagnosis from Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (pnfZk)

298 277 Everyone hold fire until Bernie is finished and then destroy gramps Biden.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (TNy/K)

I want Bernie to be the candidate. His resounding defeat in the national election will destroy socialism for decades.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (J+mig)

299 Can we stop pretending to care about old white cisgendered heteronormative blue collar men yet? How many more immigrants do we need to fix this fucking racist country?!?!

Posted by: DNC at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (MKQ/j)

300 There is no need to win this particular argument about Biden being a demented, old fool or not. Better to just say, "Yep, you Dems are clearly correct. Mr. Biden is sound as the pound."

There will be many opportunities to revisit this in the future.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (hdzef)

301 At least the Presidency is a low-stress job that won't tax Joe's abilities.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

302 258 Ma Ma ma My Corona
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)

259 M-M-M-My Corona
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)


I actually thought of it first but then I stuttered.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

303 267 239 120 96 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna


Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

[gasps]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

304 Caitlin wraps it up:

"My husband did nursing care for dementia patients for 15 years. He,s
followed Biden,s career (he,s American) and his jaw keeps dropping at
the ridiculous, gaslighting comments I,ve been getting from Dems saying
I,m crazy and Joe is perfectly fine. Joe is not fine. Stop lying."

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (DJFLF)

305 >>>91 >>I need your opinion on pickles

I like Grillo's.

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (PbpT7)

306 Sorry, but if someone told me I was "full of shit", my automatic response would have been "fuck your mother in her filthy whore mouth".

Biden is lucky it didn't get more salty.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (XN+73)

307 At this point Joe is less "Sundown" and more "Supernova."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (icI8A)

308 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna


Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

[gasps]
Posted by: joncelli


[hushed silence falls on room]

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (T0djb)

309 Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHhhweamIU

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (ExV1e)

310 296 Nobody cares if he's a vegetable. Everyone knows he'll just be a figurehead like the rest of the "government".
Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)

Yes, he's the revenge of the bureaucratic class. That's how deeply they fear The Donald.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

311 Let's put the shoe on the other foot, Say we had a disaster of a demented candidate. Would we call for him or her to step down?



I would.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (0OmEj)

312 I want Bernie to be the candidate. His resounding defeat in the national election will destroy socialism for decades.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 02:56 PM

I'd rather crush it now. This country elected Barry FFS. Kill the movement now and piss on the ashes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (TNy/K)

313 so is he going to have a thinking dog

Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (HALdu)

314 What would happen if Joe actually jumped on someone? I assume his security detail would intervene.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

315 Horde Hivemind
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)


That one's been flying around the hive for a couple weeks now.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Nobody cares if he's a vegetable. Everyone knows he'll just be a figurehead like the rest of the "government".
Posted by: drerbrererd at March 10, 2020 02:55 PM (ICR5Y)

The people that decide elections do care about their vote, otherwise they wouldn't vote. And the people that decide elections are not going to sign off on putting a mashed potato in charge of the world.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 02:59 PM (X37WA)

317 Can you imagine how frustrating it must be for Bernie Sanders not to be able to put away Joe "I forgot the most famous words from the Declaration of Independence halfway through reciting them" Biden?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (i0wNm)

318 That Led Zep case must have been 20 years old...

Posted by: Pliney at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (nzKWW)

319 CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,

Fight the power

CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,

You're full of shit

CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,

I grabbed my shotgun
fight the power
no AR 14's on Super Thursday
They will put you back in chains

CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,

Fight the power

CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,

Lem'me sniff your hair
Lem'me lick your neck
Lemm'e cop a feel
Lem'me pet your kid

fight the power

CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop, CCCC Cornpop,
CCCC Cornpop,



Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (M+Lyo)

320 MoonBrine Pretty Hot Pickles from Portland.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (XN+73)

321 What would happen if Joe actually jumped on someone? I assume his security detail would intervene.

With Secret Service protection, Joe will have split-second access to any subguns, pistols or other weapons hidden under agent's clothing for quick deployment.


So there's that.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (pnfZk)

322

I'm waiting for some newsreader to tell me that he is just like Obama...his brain moves so quickly that his mouth just can't keep up with it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (aKsyK)

323 Remember when an open mic picked up Nancy telling Ron "Tell them we are doing everything we can."?

The media was very respectful of Reagan with that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:00 PM (ZLI7S)

324 >>>There's an interesting question floating around in music circles these days about at what point your music should be considered your intellectual property.

A couple of lawyers went and put down every single possible combination of notes (in the standard 12 tone harmonic system) within a particular pitch range and filed a copywrite on all of them and then put them in public domain on principle. You can search for them on youtube for details.

....

Interesting!!!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

325 182
Kallisto, Miss Lonelyhearts is a Nathaniel West novel - a quite good one, actually.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (icI8A)

Oh, well I think I will add "Mr. Lonelybrain" to my list of monikers for that old Diamond State pervert.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (DJFLF)

326 Say we had a disaster of a demented candidate. Would we call for him or her to step down?

Or he could suspend his campaign, then run a shitty one, then turn democrat, then die.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (nRWPy)

327
I'm waiting for some newsreader to tell me that he is just like Obama...his brain moves so quickly that his mouth just can't keep up with it.

You mean his mouth moves so quickly his brain can't keep up with it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (6XlcD)

328 So has Joe gone on the record saying he will round up
AR-15s? The most popular rifle in America?

I really think Obama's success was he never gone near gun control in either one of his campaigns.

And of course the spineless GOP would never make it an issue, despite the NRA being more popular with voters than the GOP in poll after poll.

Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (sjTfF)

329 I'd rather crush it now. This country elected Barry FFS. Kill the movement now and piss on the ashes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 02:58 PM (TNy/K)

But it doesn't kill the movement, it let's it stay in hiding.

Trump is going to shine sunlight on Socialism this election whether anyone likes it or not, but it would be more instructive to have Trump draw them out and show the world what they are a la The Dead Zone. *That* would kill the movement.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (X37WA)

330 *pulls out sword*

We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

331
Or he could suspend his campaign, then run a shitty one, then turn democrat, then die.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (nRWPy)

Boom goes the dynamite

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (X37WA)

332 Say we had a disaster of a demented candidate. Would we call for him or her to step down?

Or we could have one throw his debate, lose, beg for a cabinet position, get embarrassed then run for the senate while siding with the left?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (nRWPy)

333 I understand it's racist to say that Quid Pro Joe has dementia.

Earlier today I saw a headline that someone "felt sorry for him". Sorry, no deal. I'm old enough to have watched the Bork and Thomas hearings. The bastard deserves everything he's getting, and more.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (ZbwAu)

334 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHhhweamIU
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (ExV1e)


The sick chick in the red knit cap is HAWT.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Dow up 600+

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (BqBId)

336 A couple of lawyers went and put down every single possible combination of notes (in the standard 12 tone harmonic system) within a particular pitch range and filed a copywrite on all of them and then put them in public domain on principle. You can search for them on youtube for details.

....

Interesting!!!
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM

Except even the slimebag lawyers refused to copywrite Starship "We built this city on rock'n'nroll"

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (TNy/K)

337 Thanks, Laughing in Texas!

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (PbpT7)

338 My wife stutters. Sometimes quite badly.

Biden has dementia.

There's an absolutely huge fucking difference.

Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (DU2N9)

339 Earlier today I saw a headline that someone "felt sorry for him". Sorry,
no deal. I'm old enough to have watched the Bork and Thomas hearings.
The bastard deserves everything he's getting, and more.


He's an entitled, abusive pig. His slow-mo deterioration in full public view entertains me.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

340 LOL... The Biden campaign says they like the video of Joe attacking the voter....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (6XlcD)

341 700

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

342 Hrothgar, thanks for asking.

I just walked down to the springhouse and back and it wore me out, but it was good to go outside for a bit.

Certainly better than I was a week ago.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (FTlwv)

343 sidebar music: I kind of hate the synth in Abacab. Some synth rock is damn good (Flock of Seagulls comes to mind) but it doesn't work for me here.

Oddly, Phil Collins really works for me here. Love his voice in this song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (d1uFV)

344 What would happen if Joe actually jumped on someone? I assume his security detail would intervene.


Only if he started losing.

Hell, the Bush girl's security details never stopped them from underage drinking.

So it's not like they're there for anything other than the principal getting hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (T0djb)

345 Or he could suspend his campaign, then run a shitty one, then turn democrat, then die.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM

This really is the story of John McCain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (TNy/K)

346 Brent Scher @BrentScher
BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (BqBId)

347 That video for Dr. John Campbell talks about a double blind study on vitamin D. 70% less chance of getting a respiratory infection taking the vitamin D (if you have low levels).

As for vitamin C, if you take too much, you get diarrhea. It helps keep my sinuses clear and lungs less congested. I take some every night.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (JKNZq)

348 341 700
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Not sure it's meaningful anymore. I've made a vow not to check my investments until next month.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

349 Thanks, Laughing in Texas!

I suppose I could have linked it in my original comment but I'm an asshole.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (ExV1e)

350 In other news, Chuck Norris turns 80 today.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (i0wNm)

351 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife

Fine... Just send in the required paperwork

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:05 PM (6XlcD)

352 341 700
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

Completely erasing yesterday is probably asking too much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (zZbCU)

353 Suggested Biden2020 campaign theme song:

https://youtu.be/K7NMvpZ3PM0

Posted by: ibguy at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (4fdwv)

354 The media will never be able to keep this up

always told as a pup

start out like you can finish

Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (rpxSz)

355
I am withholding judgment until we get Joe's diagnosis from Dr. Jill Biden.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
--------

You know, I'm a Doctor too.

Posted by: Doctor Jane Sanders at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (xSo9G)

356 700
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Do I hear 800??

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (BqBId)

357 >>BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife


hahahaha

This is going to be awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)

358 I want my, I want my
AR-14.

Posted by: Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (U6Tdb)

359 His gaffes have to do with his parents failed attempts to drown him when he was a child. They tried and failed. But his brain died and we have this creature that wlaks and gaffes.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (Ju2mK)

360 Ace is being nice.

He medicated?

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

361 I want my, I want my
AR-14.
Posted by: Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM

Money for nothing and your chicks for free. "Hunter Biden".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (TNy/K)

362 308 So Biden will be our first President with a Disability.....Extra points for that
Posted by: It's me donna


Van Buren was a ginger
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 02:53 PM (nFwvY)

[gasps]
Posted by: joncelli


[hushed silence falls on room]
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 02:57 PM (T0djb)

Wasn't Tom Jefferson a real redhead too?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (d1uFV)

363 And of course the spineless GOP would never make it an issue, despite the NRA being more popular with voters than the GOP in poll after poll.
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:01 PM (sjTfF)

The truth is most GOP politicians would happily confiscate guns if they thought they could get away with it. They don't like guns in the hands of the populace any more than the democrats do.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (BvNzB)

364 I have to skip court for the child I fathered on a stripper because my wife is pregnant, you guys.

Hope it's mine.
-H Biden

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (XyVor)

365 353 Suggested Biden2020 campaign theme song:

https://youtu.be/K7NMvpZ3PM0

How about "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.?"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (6XlcD)

366 How can you feel sorry for him when he's insisting on running to hold the most powerful office in the world? No way he doesn't have moments of lucidity.

His ambition and greed are so much that he'd put his desire to be POTUS ahead of the well-being of this country. As did Hillary Clinton.

Add to that all of the power-hungry people who are enabling this. NO PITY for anyone involved in this sick farce of a campaign.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

367 Biden doesn't have a stuttering issue as much as what we call a verbal tic. When he gets anxious, e.g. when talking to other people, he opens his mouth and out pops an arrogant jagoff.

Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (SUJyY)

368
The Democratic Party leadership is like the city council of a failing Democrat-run city full of slums, crime, human shit, needles, and oppressive regulations. The fundamental failure to perform is obvious, but they hold on to their jobs anyway.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (SSVHF)

369 As for vitamin C, if you take too much, you get diarrhea.

Have you heard of the vitamin C cleanse? It's all everyone's talking about.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (i0wNm)

370 If Biden fails, the Democrats can always run Prince Andrew, he's out of a job right now, and his pedophilia is right in their wheelhouse. And for you h8ters who are going to point out that the Constitution says:
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United
States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be
eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be
eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty
five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United
States."
I will offer the Democratic interpretation of that and point out that the Constitution doesn't say what country you have to be a natural born Citizen of, so nha nha na nha nha, nor does it say the United States of America, so residing 14 years in United States in Great Britain is close enough.

Posted by: An Observation at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (dSaXD)

371 343 - In the last few decades, A Flock of Seagulls has gone from punch line to respected progenitors/influence on the SynthWave/ChillWave genres.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (KxVoZ)

372 Wasn't Tom Jefferson a real redhead too?
And George Washington.
We rock

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (nRWPy)

373 Ewoks are docile at certain times of the year. It is seasonal, though. Beware The Rut!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (CGTT2)

374 Speaking of crazier than a shithouse rat.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

375 Thanks, Laughing in Texas!

I suppose I could have linked it in my original comment but I'm an asshole.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:08 PM (T0djb)

376 MUMR!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (d7Ww2)

377 Oh swell, a MUMR invasion

Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (DU2N9)

378 Wasn't Tom Jefferson a real redhead too?

Carpet matched the drapes?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (i0wNm)

379 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

380 I know the Gop has not covered itself in glory. I regret Mccain(may he molder and rot) and Romney (piss be upon him). Hell I registered independent because I hated the GOP as much as i hated the dims. If a person is demented or an old fool they should not be in the running to be poutus.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (0OmEj)

381 How about "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.?"
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:07 PM (6XlcD)


That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

382 My w-w-w-w-word as a Biden!

Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

383 382 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

==========

Like calculus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (zZbCU)

384 The AR-14 was used by the Royal Allegiance in the Swarm War, an epochal struggle against an invasion of the Milky Way by insectoid beings.

Look it up.

Posted by: Paco at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (hOjCo)

385 I voted for one of the drop-outs since I couldn't bear to choose between senility and Communism.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (fxCK2)

386 What happened to the "Biden loves to skinny dip in front of female Secret Service agent" story?

It seems like that story actually had some truth, like there had been an official complaint?

If that really is true, he's done. It would hurt him far more than not being able to form a sentence.

Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (sjTfF)

387 386 My w-w-w-w-word as a Biden!
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

Can he say 'Malarkey'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)

388 338 My wife stutters. Sometimes quite badly.

Biden has dementia.

There's an absolutely huge fucking difference.
Posted by: DocJ at March 10, 2020 03:03 PM (DU2N9)


Look at his face. He has that lost 'look' that Alzheimers patients develop. There's your tell right there. If his family and/or the dems had any decency, they would take him home.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (8/7u2)

389 Ozzy Osbourne 2020!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (TNy/K)

390 Was Sally Hemmings a redhead?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CGTT2)

391 357 >>BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife


He has another baby on the way?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

392 384
MY MANGINA ITCHES

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Pzzpr)

Have you tried Gold Bond powder?

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (DJFLF)

393 390 What happened to the "Biden loves to skinny dip in front of female Secret Service agent" story?

It seems like that story actually had some truth, like there had been an official complaint?

If that really is true, he's done. It would hurt him far more than not being able to form a sentence.
Posted by: Blago at March 10, 2020 03:10 PM (sjTfF)

=========

All that stuff that we were confused why Biden's competitors didn't use in this primary?

Yeah, Trump's gonna use it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (zZbCU)

394 Biden does not have a stutter.

Never had one before.

Doesn't have one now.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (8FtR3)

395 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

squirt blood out of his eyes

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

396 Oh swell, a MUMR invasion
Posted by: DocJ
----------

It's like old times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CDGwz)

397

Biden would be great in a remake of a FISH NAMED WANDA as Ken....


Oh he was the the original Ken.

Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (5IHGB)

398 He has another baby on the way?

Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)

399 Did Joe stutter when Corn Pop said he was going to kick his ass?

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Y274z)

400 Update on the Dim's caucus in Fargo - 3 hours into voting at the union hall and they've got cars parking on the street 5-6 blocks away. LOL what a disaster.

Posted by: ptschett at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (uHE/j)

401
Never had one before.

Doesn't have one now.
Posted by: garrett
------

Confusement

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (CDGwz)

402 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife

Didn't the judge already say "be there or be square?"

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

403 prefer MUMR to the Nazi Invasion here, last week.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (CGTT2)

404 400 Oh swell, a MUMR invasion
Posted by: DocJ
----------

It's like old times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 03:11 PM (CDGwz)

I wonder at the bona fides of this poseur to the MUMR throne and dynasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

405 >>>"Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!"

>>>Detroit auto workers shouted their support for President @realDonaldTrump during Joe Biden's plant visit.[/quote]


Biden, undeterred, has already forgotten about it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (1CjJc)

406 406 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife

Didn't the judge already say "be there or be square?"
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Could someone please arrest the deadbeat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (zZbCU)

407 402 He has another baby on the way?

Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD

18 years of child support is a helluva thing.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid channels the mixer at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Vy7tf)

408 All that stuff that we were confused why Biden's competitors didn't use in this primary?

Yeah, Trump's gonna use it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fis


I'm putting odds on Trump coming out in the first debate stuttering his ass off to being things.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

409 Twenty dwarves take turns tapping a trollop on Tuesday.

Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (Y274z)

410 He's just trying to be like his idol Obama.

He's working on the S.

the COAMF will come in time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (FOGOI)

411
Biden, undeterred, has already forgotten about it.

His campaign actually thinks it's a good video.. Shows he's mister tough gun on guns or something

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (6XlcD)

412 >>BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife


hahahaha

This is going to be awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)


Biden family values

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

413 Mel Tillis 2020!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (TNy/K)

414 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

squirt blood out of his eyes
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway


Ears.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (T0djb)

415 The debates are going to be amazing.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (4OXSS)

416 414 He's just trying to be like his idol Obama.

He's working on the S.

the COAMF will come in time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:13 PM (FOGOI)

He's also been working full time on the C for his whole career.

Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (SUJyY)

417 Biden family values
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM

1) .
The end.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (TNy/K)

418 Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)


He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

419 418 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

squirt blood out of his eyes
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Ears.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (T0djb)

Wherever.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (FOGOI)

420 Old and Busted: Vote for Obama or you are racist.

New Hotness: Vote for Biden or you are ageist and ableist. (And racist)

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)

421
He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law

I think he thought it would help his "image." LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (6XlcD)

422 Twenty dwarves take turns tapping a trollop on Tuesday.
Posted by: torabora


Touche!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (T0djb)

423 Hunter Biden is a Major Slutterer..................... as everyone can say..........

Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (5IHGB)

424 TTTtttttt2020

Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Qf83p)

425 >>Biden family values

Hunter is literally a deadbeat dad and a crook.

I don't know how you square that circle.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)

426 382 I think there is a non-zero possibility Biden could be prodded into a serious brain event on stage.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
.......

During the debates Trump should wear a pair of hypno spiral glasses:

https://tinyurl.com/v787zxn

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

427 reagan bad....joe good
gw bush stupid embarrassing ....joe good
trump uncouth, ill mannered, unsophisticated.....joe good
they are who they tell us we are.....f'em sideways with a pineapple

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (0O7c5)

428 except Flock of Seagulls was not a sythn-heavy band. People just think that because of the video. They were a guitar heavy band.

But I thought that was interesting. I'll check out 'ChillWave/SynthWave."

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)

429 Mel Tillis 2020!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:14 PM (TNy/K)


LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

430 Trump should ignore Slow-Joe and demand to have debates with whomever the Dems force him to run with him for Vice President.

Point out that Joe is a figurehead and that the Dems will invoke the 25th Amendment by March of 2021, if not sooner.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (3eV0J)

431 422 Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)

He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I think it has more punch to use 'His brother's widow.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (XyVor)

432 Speaking of blood squirts, where is MeAgain in all of this Dumpster Fire? Thought she would be mouthing off.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)

433 New German study highlights the ease of spread of COVID-19.

http://www.cidrap.umn.edu/ news-perspective/2020/03/study-highlights- ease-spread-covid-19-viruses

Also, if you start running a fever and only coughing just call the doctor, please only go and only seek urgent care or the ER if you are having difficulty breathing. It's here and now we are in the mitigation phase.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (orTfF)

434
No Trump-Biden debate will occur. Any proposed ground rules would be a travesty.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (SSVHF)

435 >>Flock of Seagulls was not a sythn-heavy band. People just think that because of the video. They were a guitar heavy band.


They were ripping off Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets) re guitar sounds.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (8FtR3)

436 Fun game:

take any recent Biden transcript.

juxtapose it with the lyrics to any Wesley Willis song.

Try to guess which is which.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (FOGOI)

437 DE SOCK FOADDY FIE!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (FOGOI)

438 I see Mr. Sunshine is back

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (6XlcD)

439 I think it has more punch to use 'His brother's widow.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM

Next Biden Christmas get together. a little one runs up to Hunter. Uncle Daddy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (TNy/K)

440 Slap me five, Nelson! Oh gawd, what am I saying?

Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (vtcmf)

441 FOLKS!!!!!!

It's OK.

Governor Cuomo has called in the National Guard.

We're saved.....

They'll be waiting tables and cleaning surfaces.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Daniel Ash doesn't get the recognition he deserves. So many Alt Rock guitarists were just blatantly tearing his stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (8FtR3)

443 436 Speaking of blood squirts, where is MeAgain in all of this Dumpster Fire? Thought she would be mouthing off.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)

She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

444 I mean, Space Age Love Song does have a prominent sythn line too, but it's the guitar that's up front and doing most of hte work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

445 Point out that Joe is a figurehead and that the Dems will invoke the 25th Amendment by March of 2021, if not sooner.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega


Thursday, January 21st, 2021.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (T0djb)

446 > Hunter is literally a deadbeat dad and a crook.

You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)

447 Mel Tillis 2020!

Posted by: Minnfidel--
Mel T-t-t-t-t-tillis 2-2-2-2-20-2-2-2-2-20

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (veJcn)

448
I think it has more punch to use 'His brother's widow.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:16 PM (XyVor)


Yes. That is correct. I will use this going forward.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

449 Posted by: Joe Biden, sharp as a fucking hammer at March 10, 2020 02:27 PM (icI8A)

Hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (WI7YS)

450 Posting Dr. Campbell's channel one last time. He has been following this from near the beginning. He uses data and punished research. He does a daily update once a day and a few other supplementary videos as well.

https://m.youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (orTfF)

451 Speaking of blood squirts, where is MeAgain in all of this Dumpster Fire? Thought she would be mouthing off.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)


Not that I have any sympathy for her but it's as if the unfree press has a blacklist.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

452 So I haven't heard of Court cases being cancelled because of the coronavirus.. If the Judge in the Biden case allows this, the fix is in

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (6XlcD)

453 >>>
They were ripping off Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets) re guitar sounds.

I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

454 447 436 Speaking of blood squirts, where is MeAgain in all of this Dumpster Fire? Thought she would be mouthing off.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)

She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

Wait, I thought 'Meagain' was Megyn Kelly- not McCain?

So hard to keep these straight. Which is odd, considering the weight difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (XyVor)

455 450 > Hunter is literally a deadbeat dad and a crook.

You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (tLWGd)

============

"That's an odd way to say 'Great American.'"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (zZbCU)

456 >>I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff


Bela Lugosi's Dead is a gem.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (8FtR3)

457 G-g-g-g-g-grampa?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (vtcmf)

458 446
Daniel Ash doesn't get the recognition he deserves. So many Alt Rock guitarists were just blatantly tearing his stuff.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (8FtR3)

One of my favorites.
Love and Rockets - Bound for Hell

https://youtu.be/UB4WA4XRisU

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (1CjJc)

459 > Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife

Wait: he's impregnated ANOTHER woman?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (tLWGd)

460 But a guy can get by on 1979-1983 (Best Of on Beggar's Banquet) just fine.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (8FtR3)

461 Hunter is literally a deadbeat dad and a crook.

You forgot "fucked his sister-in-law" and "knocked up a stripper".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


I'll bet he's giving old Jill the side eye.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (T0djb)

462 Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks

I'm expecting that Hunter Biden's marriage proposal had something to do with a couple large wads of Benjamins accidentally falling out of his pocket.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2020 03:21 PM (8erNz)

463 445 FOLKS!!!!!!

It's OK.

Governor Cuomo has called in the National Guard.

We're saved.....

They'll be waiting tables and cleaning surfaces.
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (orTfF)

464 Stuttering John > Joe the Stutterer

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (4/5px)

465 422 Yup. some brood he married after only knowing her a couple of weeks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:12 PM (6XlcD)

He's just trying to get his mind off his sis-in-law.
_______________

Nah, he used the stripper he knocked up for that.

Wonder if Vegas is giving odds on this latest marriage lasting more than six months. Seems like a sucker bet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (k4dH2)

466 >>>460 >>I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff


Bela Lugosi's Dead is a gem.

...

Well I know THAT one. I assumed that was later. I mean, Flock of Seaguls was like 1981. BLD is pre 1981?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

467 > Wait: he's impregnated ANOTHER woman?

Sorry, didn't see "it's me, donna's post".

Yes, yes, he has.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (tLWGd)

468 It looks like Hunter hasn't been spilling his seed on the ground.
How many children does he have now?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

469 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to Skip Court Appearance, Citing Coronavirus and His Pregnant Wife


Wife or 'wife?'

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

470 Dead Candidate Walking, still

At the debate with Bernie he's going to stand up from his rocking chair to go find his car keys

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (tw54H)

471 MeAgain is the Kelly entity I was snarking on. Meggie Mac would consume MeAgain as an hors d'ouvre.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (CGTT2)

472 458 447 436 Speaking of blood squirts, where is MeAgain in all of this Dumpster Fire? Thought she would be mouthing off.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (CGTT2)

She thought of her Dad and now she's eating a tub of fried Snickers bars as an act of mourning.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

Wait, I thought 'Meagain' was Megyn Kelly- not McCain?

So hard to keep these straight. Which is odd, considering the weight difference.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (XyVor)

Whoops! Saw "Dumpster fire" and immediately thought of Meaghan McCain.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

473 He uses data and punished research.

Did the research commit a crime?

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (DJFLF)

474 And I ran, I ran so far away.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (vtcmf)

475 460 >>I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff


Bela Lugosi's Dead is a gem.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (8FtR3)

Like hell he is!

Posted by: Ed Wood at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (Izzlo)

476 I am invoking personal space and will no longer shake hands.
Not because of the virus but because everyone seems to be out of toilet paper.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (axyOa)

477 79

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (8FtR3)

478 "Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

I think you are insane.

Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

479 > I'll bet he's giving old Jill the side eye.

50-50 says he's already tapped that.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (tLWGd)

480 If we're going to get into making excuses for Joe Biden knowing the name of early Armalite prototypes then I expect him to explain coherently the history of the development and naming of the Remington .223 round that gun fired as well.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (yL25O)

481 Here's my Wuhan Death Hack website list

This guy is really good, a bit technical. The molecular biology is best part, but only every 4th or 5th video.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MEDCRAMvideos/videos

Really good china focused web-news. (moron approved.)
https://www.youtube.com/chan
nel/UCBOqkAGTtzZVmKvY4SwdZ2g/videos

Good site for geneology data
https://nextstrain.org/ncov

Steve Bannon's podcast. 1/2 financial, but he is always ahead of the news.
https://pandemic.warroom.org/

Good samizdat out of china
https://twitter.com/phdparody

Jennifer Zeng is reporter for Epoc times. good translated info.
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd

My favorite update site
https://nucleuswealth.com/articles/updated-coro
navirus-statistics-cases-deaths-mortality-rate/

The only reddit site which is uncensored (so, quarantined.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wuhan_Flu/


I added a couple spaces to long urls

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U)

482 Junior SCOAMF

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

483 I don't know any of the early Bauhaus stuff

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

Not really early, Silent Hedges
https://youtu.be/Cf9DqQBnBWA

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (1CjJc)

484 Has Hunter ever heard of a fucking condom?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (EGyGV)

485 472
It looks like Hunter hasn't been spilling his seed on the ground.

How many children does he have now?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 10, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

He's also the babydaddy of that stripper's dildo. That kid is WAY under wraps.

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

486 This will do for now...

https://youtu.be/Ux1Za8Wmz_s

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (8erNz)

487 >>Silent Hedges


That and Third Uncle.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (8FtR3)

488 Should I wear my plague doctor crow bill or is it too early?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (ZmdWy)

489 900+

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (BqBId)

490 Another fun game:

Who said it --- Joe Biden or Michael Scott (character on The Office).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

491 He has another baby on the way?



Yep, Hunter's spreading faster than Corona virus.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

492 482 "Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)


WTF is this, The Decameron? Get, A. Grip!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (CGTT2)

493 We have poll trolls, stock market trolls and now coronavirus trolls

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)

494 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcMh6GZoFC8
Posted by: ace at March 10, 2020 03:19 PM (PbpT7)


Forgot that I actually really liked that song.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

495 Hunter has done buttstuff with Dr Jill.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (ZnKVV)

496 Proof I'm not that old: my son is still sowing his wild oats to great effect.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)

497 492 Should I wear my plague doctor crow bill or is it too early?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (ZmdWy)

Wore mine to the grocery store. Bumped beaks with the cashier.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)

498 Joe Biden should have been laughed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV to calm the people after the stock market crash.

Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (4/5px)

499 SCOAMF
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (v0R5T)


SCOAMF in training.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

500 494 Another fun game:

Who said it --- Joe Biden or Michael Scott (character on The Office).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM (bDqIh)

Who said it - Joe Biden or an excerpt from "Finnegans Wake"?

Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)

501 It has to be done, and I'll join in because it has to be done, but this is ultimately going to be a case of stoning a cripple.

We are, quite literally, going to tear a Dementia patient apart. We just are.

We have to, mind you, because the demoncrats are pushing him for POTUS... which tells you everything you need to know.

Ken Cleanairsystems, for real. We are literally going to pummel a child.

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)

502 Tell NYC to stay put. They do enough damage around the country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (ZnKVV)

503 i can't wait to see what the LOSER NeveTrumpers say abd do after the Democrats dump Biden

Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CqE5x)

504 497 We have poll trolls, stock market trolls and now coronavirus trolls
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)

=============

"Trump doesn't look like he's doing enough for the virus! He's given up the race already!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)

505 497 We have poll trolls, stock market trolls and now coronavirus trolls
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)

It's the quality Troll Chow, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)

506 500 Proof I'm not that old: my son is still sowing his wild oats to great effect.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (yL25O)

Piker

Posted by: Zombie John Tyler at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (Izzlo)

507 We have poll trolls, stock market trolls and now coronavirus trolls

We're all gonna die!!11!! *hic*

Posted by: Meth Wine Moms at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (vtcmf)

508 900+
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:24 PM

Don't tell the MFM. Buy toilet paper! We're all gonna die!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (TNy/K)

509 509 497 We have poll trolls, stock market trolls and now coronavirus trolls
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:25 PM (6XlcD)

It's the quality Troll Chow, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (CGTT2)

============

We deserve a better class of troll.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (zZbCU)

510
The Left will always defend Senile Biden by making you defend President Trump.

Do not defend President Trump!
Stay On Offense. Attack, attack, attack!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 03:27 PM (JUHl9)

511 482 "Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)

512 Sundown Joe needs to put away his assault finger. He keeps shoving it into people's grill when he's challenged.

And boy is Joe challenged.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (6eEQ+)

513 Ken Cleanairsystems, for real. We are literally going to pummel a child.

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)

A "child" who has fucked over the American taxpayer and the Constitution for over four decades.
Perspective, people!

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (DJFLF)

514 I remember when FDR went on the radio and played records to calm everyone back during the Depression.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (CqE5x)

515 Joe will be just fine in the debates as long as DOCTOR Jill keeps him hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

516 nood

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (6XlcD)

517 i can't wait to see what the LOSER NeveTrumpers say abd do after the Democrats dump Biden
Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM

They'll do whatever they think the cool kids tell them to do. To dumb to realize they lost 90% of their customer base. And they say Joe is dumb. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (TNy/K)

518 I added a couple spaces to long urls
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (LWu6U

Excellent resources!

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (orTfF)

519 Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
lol

Posted by: kallisto at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (DJFLF)

520 Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (orTfF)

Just stop it already.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (WI7YS)

521 It looks like Hunter hasn't been spilling his seed on the ground.

How many children does he have now?
_______________

Including the one in utero in the chick he just married, he has five kids -- that we know of. Three by the first wife (that he dumped to go screw his dead brother's wife), one by the stripper, and one in utero with the current wife.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (k4dH2)

522 38 The Michigan hardhats chanting Trump's name tells us the real story. The Democrats have lost the Midwest outside of gentrified downtown districts and university towns. Trump can win every Midwest state except for Illinois and thereby clench an electoral victory before the true-blue West Coast reports in.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 10, 2020 02:29 PM (W+kMI)
--------

Your comment would be true in most states, but Michigan has always prided itself on election cheating. They are already saying that since they had an unprecedented amount of absentee ballot requests that it will take longer than usual for the votes to be counted. They almost had to get that many absentee ballots out due to how popular Trump is with the blacks and blue collar workers. They couldn't take a chance on at least keeping the down ticket in dem hands.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (lonOK)

523 >>Has Hunter ever heard of a fucking condom?


This is a man with so little self control he banged his brother's widow, he got kicked out of the Navy on his first drug test (while in his 40's), who managed to blow through the 100's of thousands of graft money to the point that, when divorcing, had two mortgages on his house and owed $200+k to the IRS.

I think Hunter is lucky if he's clued in enough hit the urinal when he pees.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

524 BTW. Machine guns are not illegal. If you live in an NFA State you can apply to own one. They are just not manufactured anymore due to an unconstitutional law that's never been properly challenged.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 03:29 PM (XN+73)

525 Ken Cleanairsystems, for real. We are literally going to pummel a child.

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (uOe/W)


They can't have it both ways. If Biden is a "child", he has no business running for President.
Do they want Americans to elect a demented man out of sympathy?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)

526 *pulls out sword* 

We'll settle this the old navy way: first guy to die, loses! 

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:02 PM (oVJmc)

*pulls sword*

You talk a mad amount of shit for a guy who doesn't know where he is right now!

OR

Your eye is bleeding. And your neck. And your lungs. Just give me twenty seconds...

Posted by: President Goddamn TrumpMan at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (+9YYq)

527 Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:17 PM (orTfF)



You don't look well. Perhaps you should go into self quarantine for a year or ten

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (Un9AW)

528 Off Joe Biden sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)

529 You take all the precautions you care to, you smug little piece of shit, and I'll take all the precautions I care to. If i'm wrong, it's on me, and you won't catch anything due to my behavior because you'll be clad in the armor of righteousness.

Now fuck off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 03:31 PM (FOGOI)

530 Who said it - Joe Biden or an excerpt from "Finnegans Wake"?
Posted by: josephistan at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)


Biden or the crazy homeless lady that occasionally appeared in Beavis and Butthead episodes.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

531 >>Has Hunter ever heard of a fucking condom?

There are other kinds?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

532 515 482 "Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)

Telling people to evacuate the cities isn't starting a panic. Right.

Posted by: Zombie John Tyler at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (Izzlo)

533 515 482 "Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

I think you are insane.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:23 PM (eAZVt)

And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)

It's not the trolling, it's the disingenuousness.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

534 Joe Biden should have been laughed out of politics after saying FDR went on TV to calm the people after the stock market crash.
Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 03:26 PM (4/5px)

C'mon man, everybody knows TV means the internet!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

535 I love the RUN JOE RUN signs.
Like he's fucking Forrest Gump.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

536
"Time to get out of the city and larger towns if you can. Try and find a friend or family who you can stay with in the country. "

You might run into deplorables. Better to stay in the city.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (aKsyK)

537 Coronavirus now detected in Longview, Tx.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Like he's fucking Forrest Gump.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 03:34 PM (v0R5T)


They're not far off.

Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

539 "And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris."

I am not downplaying it. You are upplaying it, by telling people to flee the cities.

Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)

540 135 I don't think they're going to go with Skankles at all.

Trump beat her handily last time, with no record whatsoever.

With his current record, he'd curb stomp her.

Mooch is too lazy.

Every other prominent Dem is limited in appeal to the leftist fever swamps on the coasts.

Who do they have with actual national appeal? No one.

If they don't destroy Gabbard and Sinema, they might have someone in 10 years. Not now.

I think they're just royally fucked, and I think they know it.

They sure wouldn't be lining up behind Plugs if they had any viable options.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 02:37 PM (tLWGd)


Yes, which gets me thinking: if we know this, they know this, at least the thinking ones.

So, maybe they plan to take control without the benefit of an election?

What we know, is the entrenched Deep State, very leftist and even more protective of their own power, routinely ignores the duly elected President's orders.

But they haven't gone full work stoppage mode yet. If called on, with the proper set-up, I suspect most will. That is when it gets really sporty.

The Democrat party, nationally, is collapsing. And a
wounded animal in an enclosed space is a dangerous one.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 10, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)

541 1,000 +

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 03:51 PM (BqBId)

542 I am not downplaying it. You are upplaying it, by telling people to flee the cities.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)

If you have the ability to stay with a friend or family outside the New York city, I would highly recommend that. That is not insane at this point because our large diverse cities will probably be nightmares. And if they don't, then you wind up spending 3-6 months at a friend or family members place outside the city for a change of scenery.

The State governments have officially moved into the mitigation phase. My state is shipping convoys of trailers to be held at different state parks for quarantine.

Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:53 PM (ZiB2O)

543 'ol sloppy joe should count his blessings. In the real world, talking to another man like that would get you in the position of laying on your ass bleeding profusely from a demolished nose.

Posted by: Thor's Hammer at March 10, 2020 04:01 PM (C4USa)

544 So Joe stopped by the plant to scope out some future coders?

Posted by: Drider at March 10, 2020 04:13 PM (R/UH9)

545 The M-14 exists in large, endlessly respawning numbers in PUBG. Maybe Joe just likes his chicken dinners.

Posted by: Scott M at March 10, 2020 04:57 PM (8regv)

546 And I think people like you dismissing, downplaying, and ignorant about this are insane, selfish, and full of hubris. People like you are just as dangerous to our country and her citizens than the folks on the left trying to start a panic and chaos in the streets.
Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 03:28 PM (orTfF)

Oh, for Chrissake. Most people have to work and most work at jobs they have to be physically present at. They can't telecommute if they work in the service industry, or in a factory or a store or in healthcare.

Wash your damn hands, don't cough or spit on people, and go about your life. If you have actually come in contact with someone who has been diagnosed with Wuhan flu, then self-quarantine and notify authorities rather than selfishly continuing to possibly infect others. If you're elderly or have underlying health issues I can understand limiting where you go, but I refuse to run around with my ass on fire because OMG, coronavirus.

Your silly panic is virtue signaling at it's worst and if everyone did what you advise it would seriously wreck the economy and people's lives for no frigging reason.

Prudence is called for. Not crazy paranoia and fearmongering.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 10, 2020 05:24 PM (d6Ksn)

547 F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-...
Oh, screw it!

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