Sundown Joe Says He's an "O'Biden Bama Democrat" and Says The Only Thing We Can Do Is "Re-Elect Donald Trump" As Concern About His "Sundown Syndrome" Increases

At RCP, the "O'Biden-Bama Democrat."


In previous debates, Joe Biden was entirely silent for huge blocks of time.

But now, facing Bernie one-on-one, Biden will be forced to talk a lot.

The DNC, fearing that to ask Joe Biden to both stand up for two hours and talk might prove too difficult for him, is trying to change the rules for the March 15th Arizona debate to let Joe Biden sit.

Bernie Sanders wants to stand up at the next debate -- and his campaign is accusing Joe Biden of wanting to sit down.

After a private call Friday with CNN, which is moderating the March 15 debate with the Democratic National Committee, Sanders' team balked at a new proposed format for debate, saying it gives his opponent Biden too much of a break in their first one-on-one face-off. Biden's camp denied that it was pressing for a sit-down debate.

The format for the next debate in Arizona -- their first since Bidenís blowout Super Tuesday victories -- would have the candidates seated for the first time this election cycle and take multiple questions from the audience. In the prior 10 debates, the candidates stood at lecterns and nearly all questions were asked by the professional moderators.


"Why does Joe Biden not want to stand toe-to-toe with Sen. Sanders on the debate stage March 15 and have an opportunity to defend his record and articulate his vision for the future?" asked Jeff Weaver, Sanders' senior adviser.

...

The Sanders campaign's accusations unfold just as his supporters and some Republicans have stepped up their criticisms of the 77-year-old Bidenís physical fitness and mental acuity after lapses on the campaign trail and multiple poor debate performances.

Below, more disasters from Sundown Joe.

I think this is from a little while ago, but Biden also forgot Obama's name.

People have been concerned about Sundown Joe's mental acuity for a long while now:

Normies like Joe Rogan are now noticing that Biden is cognitively impaired and "cannot be president:"

Meanwhile, the term "sundown" is gaining wider appeal.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Ace at 11:54 AM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 11:55 AM (+UWHh)

2 Huh?

Posted by: Joe! at March 09, 2020 11:55 AM (I2/tG)

3 Bi-demention momentum

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

4 "Stand Up, Ace!"

"What am I saying, you are standing?"

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 11:57 AM (RaKqj)

5 Joe Biden should be in a Christopher Pike advanced wheelchair and just respond with a light and a beep.

Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2020 11:57 AM (gmo/4)

6 Now Joe, the name of the last President is Obama.

Obama.

Repeat after me, Obama.

Obama.

Say it now. Obama.

Again. Obama.

He's the black guy, remember?

Obama.

Posted by: Joe's Debate Prep Team! at March 09, 2020 11:58 AM (I2/tG)

7 A tale told by an idiot/full of sound and that, uh, you know, the thing, c'mon man.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 11:58 AM (QgtlX)

8 Can't wait for a Biden Presidency! He'd know what to do about the Trumpvirus!

Posted by: Stupid Dem voter at March 09, 2020 11:58 AM (6XlcD)

9 Slow Joe is starting to remind me of Cartman from South Park. Just in the way he mixes shit up.

And the national socialism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 09, 2020 11:58 AM (ifmtJ)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 11:58 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Trump should just stare at him. Just put the zombifying Scientology thetan gaze on his ass. Just stare at him, wordlessly, for several minutes.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (QgtlX)

12 Bernie HAS to be seething...unless he's just grifting campaign cash.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (Y274z)

13 I don't know how they can run Biden. I just don't. Their strategy *must* be to run him w/GamGam, and he resigns 2 months in and hands her the presidency.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (bWBdM)

14 Howard Kurtz wants to let you know that you're being very unfair and misleading. Old Joe is just fine.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (4thlk)

15 In a sane nation, there would be real, actual concern about having an elderly man who cannot remember what state he is in becoming the CiC. Alas, we are a nation of children.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (JRaU+)

16 It's weird that none the psychiatrists writing letters saying that Trump is nuts have nothing to say about Joe's obvious and accelerating cognitive decline.

Posted by: Ther ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (I2/tG)

17 Sorry - I don't see any real dementia here. Biden was always a doofus, and I don't see that he's really any worse than he always was.

Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (/sTHK)

18 Maybe they shouldn't have changed the rules to exclude Tulsi again.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (G2zl5)

19 Some of the libs on Farcebook have started printing quotes about not necessarily needing a perfect candidate like the dogshit the RNC conned us with in the past only MOAR RETARDED.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (y7DUB)

20 They're going to try and pull a Torrecelli.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (wCmLp)

21 Oh, God...Oil Prices are too low!


What are we gonna do!?

How can we survive Cheap Oil?

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (RaKqj)

22 Ol' Slow Joe puts the "dem" in "dementia."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (HaL55)

23 The medication isn't working. This is similar to the reboot's that needed to happen to Hillary when she was campaigning and would go into a weird headbob or lock up.

You will soon see Biden with a doctor at his side and attempting to keep him on track as we did with Hillary.

Watch for the VP selection with both he and Bernie. They won't finish their first term, should they be elected, and the VP will be the leader hellbent on destroying everything Trump did and destroy this country and neck break speed.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)

24 12 Bernie HAS to be seething...unless he's just grifting campaign cash.
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (Y274z)

Bernie was bought off once before. It'll happen again.

Some other moron predicted an ocean yacht will be his payoff this time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (ifmtJ)

25 This all an act.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (LZcbJ)

26 the sit-down format for the next Dem debate is SO not gonna work. there is no way that Joe, hopped up on whatever industtrial-strength meth and formaldehyde blend they're pumping him with, is gonna be able to stay seated.

this is gonna be hilarious!!! cannot wait

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (j9HX3)

27 The Dims are trying to pull a stroked-out Woodrow Wilson on us with a Biden presidency.

Posted by: stumck at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (w9Wax)

28 Bernie HAS to be seething...unless he's just grifting campaign cash.
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (Y274z)


You misspelled 'because.'

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Oh, God...Oil Prices are too low!


What are we gonna do!?

How can we survive Cheap Oil?
Posted by: garrett


Buy!!! Add Sta-Bil.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (+UWHh)

30 DNC Media- Trump is an incompetent fool that's going to kill us all with his coronavirus bumbling.

Also DNC Media- Let's put the guy with Alzheimer's in charge.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (datdl)

31 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (KNsKs)

32 Paging Dr. Bandi Lee!
Will Yale's esteemed professor Dr. Bandi Lee please return to MSNBC to provide us her psychological analysis of Joe Biden!


What --- she's been all the rage in Lefty media circles for year!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

33 ace has written that he doesn't think that Joe will make it, physically, to election day. I don't recall if he wrote that he won't make it to the convention.

Either way I think there is a possibilty this is correct - and the Dems are driving us down roads we've never been before. I mean standard would be make Dr. Jill the nominee. But the Presidency is not standard. They would have to do something different.

Replace with the second vote getter who will Bernie? Knock over the chessboard and have a double secret backroom meeting that picks Warren because she works so darn hard?

Dredge up The Beast?

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (9VeU0)

34 From end of last thread: bottom line on Christopher Steele is that he's untouchable under US law. That's why they chose him, of course.

The only way to respond is to publicize this as proof that he was committing a political hit, and he knows it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (q3gwH)

35 20 They're going to try and pull a Torrecelli.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (wCmLp)

Yup, Hillary will "do my duty to the nation"

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (ONvIw)

36 20. I am beginning to come around to it. After he clinches, he may well have a medical "episode" and go away. They will then foist a unity ticket of Cuomo/Tank or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (JRaU+)

37 You know - the last President. The guy I was Vice President for. Him. You know the name. O'Leary or something.

Posted by: Joe At The Debate! at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (I2/tG)

38 Well, at this point, only Hillary! can save us.

Joe Biden points all his delegates to choose Hillary.

"Go with ....her. That lady that ran the last time.

What's her name?"

In other news, laughing at Burnie the collectivist schmoop getting a good rogering from his pals in the Party.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (vcOmj)

39 No, he can't be president, but his running mate can invoke the 25th Amendment should he win (shivers). That's why this is the first time in awhile that the running mate actually matters.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

40 No sympathy for this evil man. I'll never forget Bork and Thomas hearings. Watching him disintegrate live on TV is appropriate.

Posted by: JROD at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (S8YVh)

41 Yup, Hillary will "do my duty to the nation"
Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (ONvIw)


It won't be Hillary. Her health is too bad, and too many Dems hate her and the Clinton machine.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (wCmLp)

42 The DNC, fearing that to ask Joe Biden to both stand up for two hours and talk might prove too difficult for him, is trying to change the rules for the March 15th Arizona debate to let Joe Biden sit.

Remember the syringe one of Hillary's handlers/doctors had on him at all times?

Good times.

What's next, allowing ole Joey an intravenous drip bag hanging next to him at the debate?

Or, like I said the other day, those surgically implanted shock to the brain thingies. Keep jump-starting him while on stage. Science!, after all.

This is so embarrassing and so surreal at the same time. Keep a half dead guy propped up to slip someone else in via the VP slot. Using his body as a vessel for Roe v Wade? Disgusting. Inhuman. Subhuman. And outright Frankensteinian.

The Democrats all belong in a nuthouse. Trump needs to start building more before election time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (vEIlU)

43 My cognition is just fine. I put the key in there and car goes vroom!

Posted by: Joey O'Bidenbama at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (aSKRB)

44 The leftists who call in to my fish wrap's Vox Populi are really, really hoping Trump supporters all get coronavirus at his rallies and die. One even said, "The next time Trump's cultists are at one of his rallies, the person coughing on you will be a Democrat with coronavirus."

So kind and tolerant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

45 The Conservative Case for putting a mental incompetent in charge of everything.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (9VeU0)

46 bernie doesn't want an ACTUAL JOB

he's probably panicked at this point

it will be Biden which is really sad but also funny

and btw as a stutterer I can attest that no Biden is not STUTTERING

he is blanking out - I guess that's what you're calling sundowning? it must be a stage of dementia

as I've said before, all Trump has to do is play that 2016 race interview where he was fairly cogent, then play ANY TAPE from this campaign. literally anything.

the truth cannot be avoided. dude is out of it.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (j9HX3)

47 Joe Biden might not be *the* SCOAMF. But he is still a stuttering clusterfuck.

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (eAZVt)

48 LOVE that Trump retweeted the Biden clip where he endorses Trump.


How soon before twitter suspends his account for stuff like that? He's daring them to, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

49 >>From end of last thread: bottom line on Christopher Steele is that he's untouchable under US law. That's why they chose him, of course.


Like people don't get run over by Delivery Trucks in England?

He's touchable.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (RaKqj)

50 Sundown you better take care
If I find you been sniffing round my kids hair

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)

51 This...is glorious.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (CPk08)

52 The truth is Joe is dim and was slo before he got the VP slot. Time has not been kind to him now he is even slower. Remember he had brain surgery. Nobody ever has walked away from brain surgery without complications.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (0OmEj)

53 Sorry - I don't see any real dementia here. Biden was always a doofus, and I don't see that he's really any worse than he always was.
Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (/sTHK)


Um....what?

He's always said dumb things, sure. Indian Accent, other racist things, yes. However, you can see now where he completely loses his train of thought. He can't finish a sentence. He's easily distracted and loses his point, a lot.

It's actually getting sad.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Oil prices are too low, what can we do?

Raise the gas tax .10.......Virginia Democrats

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (FTlwv)

55 Biden is also about the last person you'd call "decent".

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (eAZVt)

56 bernie doesn't want an ACTUAL JOB

He's never had one.

Why start now?

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Yup, Hillary will "do my duty to on the nation"
Posted by: CN


FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (P1f+c)

58 But just this morning, George Will's column told me we need Biden's "decency" in the WH.


He misspelled "dementia."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

59 Please let Joe make it to the convention. The outraged squealing of the Sanders backers will be sweet, sweet music.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (QgtlX)

60 So much plastic surgery. Joe's eyes are becoming slits.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (JoUsr)

61 Low oil prices are good for the country, but Texas is gonna take a big hit, just like in 1986. Every driller and service company in west texas will be in bankruptcy by the end of summer. Any that are leveraged will be there sooner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (q3gwH)

62 You know the thing!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (aKsyK)

63 This is so embarrassing and so surreal at the same time. Keep a half dead guy propped up to slip someone else in via the VP slot. Using his body as a vessel for Roe v Wade? Disgusting. Inhuman. Subhuman. And outright Frankensteinian.


well, those behind this HATE humans.

I mean HATE

I'm not saying they're demonic but... well.. yeah they are demonic.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (j9HX3)

64 Joe Biden forgot Barack Obama's name.
Let me say that again...
Joe Biden forgot Barack Obama's name.


I wish I could say the same. God, what a blessing that must be.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (f6lTY)

65 I like the woman in the glasses behind Biden when he says that they "cannot win this re-election"....It's like she's suddenly realizing there is a problem....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (CPk08)

66 The DNC, fearing that to ask Joe Biden to both
stand up for two hours and talk might prove too difficult for him, is
trying to change the rules for the March 15th Arizona debate to let Joe
Biden sit.



Remember the syringe one of Hillary's handlers/doctors had on him at all times?



Good times.



What's next, allowing ole Joey an intravenous drip bag hanging next to him at the debate?



Or, like I said the other day, those surgically implanted shock to
the brain thingies. Keep jump-starting him while on stage. Science!,
after all.



This is so embarrassing and so surreal at the same time. Keep a half
dead guy propped up to slip someone else in via the VP slot. Using his
body as a vessel for Roe v Wade? Disgusting. Inhuman. Subhuman. And
outright Frankensteinian.



The Democrats all belong in a nuthouse. Trump needs to start building more before election time.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM

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That sitting down to debate isn't going to work in the General. Trump will run circles around him especially if they allow biden to sit down. Trump won't and the difference in energy levels will be very apparent.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (JUOKG)

67 Dredge up The Beast?

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (9VeU0)

That cannot die which eternally is dead...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

68 21 Oh, God...Oil Prices are too low!


What are we gonna do!?

How can we survive Cheap Oil?
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (RaKqj)

Its not even oil prices themselves, its the oil FUTURES market.

Its essentially a bunch of guys sitting in offices betting that FUTURE oil prices actually plummet.

And it can become a self fulfilling prophecy.

So its essentially people in panic mode, running off a cliff.

And the US Stock market says? Here, hold my beer.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (NgKpN)

69

Red Phone only available up until sundown.
Catastrophic events must wait until Joe is waking up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (vEIlU)

70 Joe in full-frontal mode for the voters to see and judge

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (X+a7J)

71 48 LOVE that Trump retweeted the Biden clip where he endorses Trump.


How soon before twitter suspends his account for stuff like that? He's daring them to, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
-------------------------------------------------------------------
.
the problem is the clip was cut off before Biden finished the remark, which did put it in context

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (5Di9J)

72 They'll make Biden the nominee, make Klobuchar the VP candidate, have Biden have a "medical event", and make Klobuchar the new nominee.

She's acceptable to the Democratic establishment, is superficially pleasant, a woman, and even if she doesn't win, she won't drag all the down-ticket Democrats down.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

73 LOVE that Trump retweeted the Biden clip where he endorses Trump.


How soon before twitter suspends his account for stuff like that? He's daring them to, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy


"Gentlemen and ladies. There will be no truth counter to our Truth on Twitter!" - stuff Jack Dorsey might say

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (vcOmj)

74 Is Biden trying to say that not nominating him amounts to re-electing Trump?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

75 Yeah yeah O'Biden is a gaffe machine and experiencing cognitive decline, but the crowd yelled and roared and cheered everyone of his mistakes.

Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

76 I don't know how they can run Biden. I just don't. Their strategy *must* be to run him w/GamGam, and he resigns 2 months in and hands her the presidency.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 09, 2020 11:59 AM (bWBdM)

She is just as unfit, mentally and physically, as he is. And a moral leper, to boot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (miJU3)

77 55 Biden is also about the last person you'd call "decent".
______________

Yep, he wasn't known as "Greasy Joe" in the Senate for no reason.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (k4dH2)

78

A wise video editor will cut out all of the true reactions of the people behind him when he speaks like this.

Some look at him with a quizzical face that is indescribable. Others scrunch their faces. Some look down. Some are in horror.

The tell are those behind him. And the silence is deafening.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (vEIlU)

79 >>So its essentially people in panic mode, running off a cliff.

>>And the US Stock market says? Here, hold my beer.


Lemmings. Nothing to worry about, really.


Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (RaKqj)

80 Dredge up The Beast?

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (9VeU0)
---------
Hillary 2016 - I'm With Her!

Hillary 2020 - I'm Giving You Fuckers One Last Chance...

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (/ZYFC)

81 Hey, Wait.

Weekend at Bernie's is supposed to be about propping up a dead BERNIE.

Not some other guy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

82 I keep hearing libs say the Beast will be more than willing to take Joe's place.

Joe, Bernie, and Hillary fall in that demographic of people most likely to die from coronavirus, based on their health problems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

83 Yes Steele could be hit, but why? He's been burned, his usefulness to anyone is over, except for what he knows a bbn out who paid him and what his orders were. That's what we want to know, but we can't get it by whacking him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (q3gwH)

84 Spartacus has endorsed Slow Joe....that's gotta cinch it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2020 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)

85 "However, you can see now where he completely loses his train of thought.
He can't finish a sentence. He's easily distracted and loses his
point, a lot."



He's losing his ability to speak, watching him you see his concentration is maxed out just trying get the words out every time he talks. Normally we pretend not to notice that with most elderly people but they ain't running for President. Same goes with Pelosi.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:08 PM (4thlk)

86 Why should I get on the cart? Compared to Biden, I'm freaking Hercules.

Posted by: The guy who doesn't want to go on the cart at March 09, 2020 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

87 And who else wasn't to be woken in the wee hours of June 6, 1945?

Posted by: stumck at March 09, 2020 12:08 PM (w9Wax)

88 >>Yes Steele could be hit, but why? He's been burned, his usefulness to anyone is over, except for what he knows a bbn out who paid him and what his orders were.


So the next guy is a bit more eager to help.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:08 PM (RaKqj)

89 I've heard the Biden video was doctored and totally edited out of context...
so says Twitter and Zuckerturd

Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (sZaoP)

90 "Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again."

-Joe Biden

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (BvNzB)

91 What difference does it make since we will all be dead from corona or climate change before the election?

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (KNsKs)

92 Even if Biden is not suffering dementia his performance has been so disastrous that there is no excuse for supporting him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

93 and btw as a stutterer I can attest that no Biden is not STUTTERING



he is blanking out - I guess that's what you're calling sundowning? it must be a stage of dementia



as I've said before, all Trump has to do is play that 2016 race
interview where he was fairly cogent, then play ANY TAPE from this
campaign. literally anything.



the truth cannot be avoided. dude is out of it.


Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM

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Pretty sure that biden has suffered from a stroke or a series of mini strokes. The later in the day it gets the worse he becomes, just like my BIL.

His mannerisms and constant gaffes searching for words and spouting out gibberish are classic symptoms of a stroke victim.


He has had multiple brain surgeries too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (JUOKG)

94 >>72
They'll make Biden the nominee, make Klobuchar the VP candidate, Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

"Senator Klobuchar, is it true that you have hobbit feet?"

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (QgtlX)

95 Hilary sleezing in at the last minute would sure piss me off if I was a Democrat.

You want to run? Run. Compete.

I doubt her health would let her run, even if her black soul-shaped hole wants to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (ifmtJ)

96 You know the thing!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (aKsyK)


lol, this was the best line evah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (vEIlU)

97 Bernie might win by accident. he doesn't want to beat Joe but there is a part of Joe that doesn't care if he beats Trumpm

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (Q804u)

98 Hillary 2016 - I'm With Her!

Hillary 2020 - I'm Giving You Fuckers One Last Chance...
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:07 PM (/ZYFC)


LOL!

Well done. Largely accurate too.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

99 >>>32 Paging Dr. Bandi Lee!
Will Yale's esteemed professor Dr. Bandi Lee please return to MSNBC to provide us her psychological analysis of Joe Biden!

Dang, I should have included this:

Brandy X. Lee, one of the mental health professionals who has been very vocal about Trump's unfitness for office, explained why a declination to diagnose Biden is in keeping with professional standards.

I do not diagnose without examination and do not speak about public figures in general, unless there is evidence of such profound danger to public health and well-being because of serious signs of mental instability in a public servant, that it would be a public disservice not to share the knowledge and training that I have. Biden has not risen to this threshold...

I never spoke up about a president or a presidential candidate either before or after Donald Trump, and neither have thousands of mental health professionals who have come forth with similar concerns in ways that are unprecedented in U.S. history, for any president of any party. I only speak up when there is a medical need of such great magnitude as to risk the survival of the human species. This is definitively Donald Trump, not Biden. Nor is it Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, or any other false equivalences people wish to create for political purposes.

...

That's from the Washington Monthly. The liberal estabilishment media is in a full-court press claiming there's no evidence that a senile man has any seniilty

Posted by: ace at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (PbpT7)

100
That cannot die which eternally is dead...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

Well, we are into the "strange eons" phase of things...workin' on FDR's remains out in the garage. Making progress!

Posted by: Herbert West at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (CPk08)

101 35 20 They're going to try and pull a Torrecelli.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:00 PM (wCmLp)


this is their only hope at this point, a Torricelli Redux.

I guess when the Dems try this we'll see how much of Bartertown they actually run, huh?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (j9HX3)

102 OT a bit, had to take one of my kids in to the Dr. today. She is sick with the flu and I was talking to the doc about corona virus etc. and how you can't get fckn hand sanitizer etc. He said he is embarrassed by some of these "T.V" docs and the media etc. The hype he said is absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (TNy/K)

103 Is it even debatable that, should Biden win the nomination, his choice for VP is in fact the Democratic presidential candidate?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

104 I was not aware Joe "O'Biden" was Irish or from Alabama.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (B3gSz)

105 We will unify the hippies, negros and beatnicks!

Posted by: My Word as an O'Biden at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (88+cf)

106 And who else wasn't to be woken in the wee hours of June 6, 1945?
Posted by: stumck



1945?

I assume you mean Adolf Hitler. That would be 1944

By June of 1945, Hitler was dead and burned. No, we aren't going to wake him up.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (vcOmj)

107 72
They'll make Biden the nominee, make Klobuchar the VP candidate, have
Biden have a "medical event", and make Klobuchar the new nominee.


I've been coming to the same conclusion.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (T6t7i)

108 By the way Twitter has weighed in on this video saying it was "manipulated" and against their new guidelines

Posted by: Stupid Dem voter at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (6XlcD)

109 He's losing his ability to speak, watching him you see his concentration is maxed out just trying get the words out every time he talks.

People with diminished cognitive function learn a set of rote verbal behaviors intended to make to make the cognitive decline less obvious.

Joe is doing that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

110 is Howard Dean rested and ready? he'll take South Dakota! and NORTH Dakota!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (Q804u)

111 Oil futures aren't just a bunch of guys in NYC anymore. The biggest bettors are the major producers trying to hedge their production, so we're seeing what Chevron, ExxonMobil, saudi Aramco, etc, think is going to happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (q3gwH)

112 >>>Bernie was bought off once before. It'll happen again.
Some other moron predicted an ocean yacht will be his payoff this time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (ifmtJ)

He already had his McCain "My opponent is not evil" moment by saying he's endorse Biden if he's the nominee. Idiot. They never learn.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (hvf9s)

113 LOLGFY joe.

i know we should be dancing on soon to be graves, but they'd be happy dancing WHILE putting me in one.

so, a much better person than I can feel bad for them.

I don't anymore.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (8D42x)

114 I've heard the Biden video was doctored and totally edited out of context...
so says Twitter and Zuckerturd
Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (sZaoP)


What?

It's Biden. He loses his thought, again. Says something stupid.

They yell in his ear and have him say the "right" thing shortly thereafter.

That's not out of context. It's accurate and shows his continuous string of brainfarts in his public speaking events.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

115 "Senator Klobuchar, is it true that you have hobbit feet?"
Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:09 PM (QgtlX)
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Did she ever deny making the staffer dry-shave her legs? Would Pence make her deny it in a debate?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (/ZYFC)

116 That sitting down to debate isn't going to work in the General. Trump will run circles around him especially if they allow biden to sit down. Trump won't and the difference in energy levels will be very apparent.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:05 PM (JUOKG)


He'll be accused of sexist intimidation again, as Hillary tried when Trump moved around her, towering over her.

Ole Joe just might identify as a woman by then.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (vEIlU)

117 The Beast having her butt beat a second time by Trump (and by the popular vote, too), would probably finish her off for good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

118 74 Is Biden trying to say that not nominating him amounts to re-electing Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
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No, the clip was cut off before Biden went on to say "if we have a circular firing squad."

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:12 PM (5Di9J)

119 Actual Phrases That Sound Like Things Joe Said:
Toad the wet sprocket.
Up your giggy with a wah-wah brush, stick it in and break it off.
All your base are belong to us.
We do not like to be stared at our eyes.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:12 PM (QgtlX)

120 Pretty sure that biden has suffered from a stroke or a series of mini strokes. The later in the day it gets the worse he becomes, just like my BIL.


I'm sorry to hear about your BIL.

I'm not sorry about Joe Biden tho bc he is an assmunch extraordinaire

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:12 PM (j9HX3)

121 Oh, this broad is too much:

@BandyXLee1

For those who are still bringing up Joe Biden, I will continue to state that we need to have a sense of proportion: in terms of dangerousness, which is what we should be concerned about, if 0 were no concern, Biden is a 2, and Donald Trump is a 50,000. This is without hyperbole.
- - - -
Bernie Sanders is a 0. I cannot change these assessments to meet your political desires, I am sorry. Meanwhile, every phrase Trump utters is directly translating into deaths in a public health crisis: THIS is more my focus as a health professional.
- - - -
I still recommend fitness-for-duty testing for all presidential and vice-presidential candidates before they take office. We have an independent expert panel set up for this purpose. Many medical and legal groups are adopting these as the average age of professionals rises.
- - - -


Yes, let's let this woman determine who is fit to serve in office /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

122 I was not aware Joe "O'Biden" was Irish or from Alabama.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (B3gSz)


HELL YES we're going to take your AR-15's and your AK-47s and all the OTHER big scary rifles you have in your own personal arsenal.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

123 Brandy Lee is a hack dressed in a psychology skin suit . just like Theodore Adorno.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (Q804u)

124 117 The Beast having her butt beat a second time by Trump (and by the popular vote, too), would probably finish her off for good.

True, but there are an awful lot of idiots out there that think she was "robbed" of the Presidency and would vote for her

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (6XlcD)

125 What difference does it make since we will all be dead from corona or climate change before the election?
Posted by: steevy


I thought Net Neutrality expiring had already killed us all.


I just can't keep up.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (vcOmj)

126 1944, my bad!

Posted by: stumck at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (w9Wax)

127 So why ARE the Saudis dumping oil, anyway?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

128 We will unify the hippies, negros and beatnicks!



Posted by: My Word as an O'Biden at March 09, 2020 12:10 PM (88+cf)


LOL. And don't forget the dotted Indians in the Seven Elevens, Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

129 Biden needs to be told he's being taken to a special Presidential suite, sent to one of those Alzheimer's villages, and the Establishment should throw in behind Tulsi while they still have the chance.

It's what a sane party would do, so it won't be done.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (J+mig)

130

Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round my back hair

Posted by: Sugar Pops Pete at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

131 You know the thing!


James Arness hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (HaL55)

132 Morning, Glories.


Pretty catchy tunes.


De Staat - KITTY KITTY

https://youtu.be/MWM9DC-31Xo


De Staat - Input Source Select (Vinticious Version)

https://youtu.be/SPkOLZL2hwI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 12:14 PM (1CjJc)

133 What difference does it make since we will all be dead from corona or climate change before the election?

Posted by: steevy





I thought Net Neutrality expiring had already killed us all.





I just can't keep up.


Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM

---

Well assault rifles have killed 150,000,000 of us since 2012......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:14 PM (JUOKG)

134 So why ARE the Saudis dumping oil, anyway?

Couldn't make a deal with the Ruskies

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 12:14 PM (6XlcD)

135 Why would anyone trust anything Democrats say or do when they are pretending Joe is fit to be president?

Everyone on the planet can see his cheese has slipped off his cracker yet they persist.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)

136 What difference does it make since we will all be dead from corona or climate change before the election?
Posted by: steevy


I thought Net Neutrality expiring had already killed us all.


I just can't keep up.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (vcOmj)
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Still dead from tax cuts and Kavanaugh over here, boss.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (/ZYFC)

137 He already had his McCain "My opponent is not evil" moment by saying he's endorse Biden if he's the nominee. Idiot. They never learn.


Bernie likes CAMPAIGNING

he does not like ACTUALLY BEING IN CHARGE

he doesn't need another payoff

he doesn't want to win!!!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (j9HX3)

138 So why ARE the Saudis dumping oil, anyway?

Posted by: joncelli,


--

because Russia won't cooperate with them on cutting back production.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (YslsA)

139 >>Did she ever deny making the staffer dry-shave her legs? Would Pence make her deny it in a debate? Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (/ZYFC)

Klobuchar staffer job description: Must be detail-oriented, excellent writing skills, familiar with parliamentary procedure. Experience licking feet a plus.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (QgtlX)

140 Then: She is a YALE professor of psychology! 30 other distinguished professors agree that trump is mental! Worse than Hitler!

Now: Some amateur online psychologists diagnosed trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (dNzKv)

141 They don't make paste like they used to! And when Donald Trump's re-elected President I promise to change that, My word as an O'Biden.

Posted by: Sundown Joe at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (B3gSz)

142 Online psychiatry? Joe needs Frontier Psychiatry.

Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (MMY8i)

143 Mommy, is it time for my mush?

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (/8r1I)

144 Let's face it. If Joe was in your family, you'd all be having the discussion about it being time to take away Grandpa's car keys. And he's running for POTUS!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (TNy/K)

145 We are the only people who know Biden is mentally unfit. The media will, to their ultimate demise, hide Biden's incapacity for as long as it takes.

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (fMhOl)

146 Has the Trump is crazy psychiatrist been tested regarding her mental fitness to comment on Donald Trump's mental fitness?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

147 would have the candidates seated for the first time

-
Well, hell, Mini Mike might have won under those rules.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

148 Bernie likes CAMPAIGNING



he does not like ACTUALLY BEING IN CHARGE


They expect results!

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (T6t7i)

149 >>> Biden needs to be told he's being taken to a special Presidential suite, sent to one of those Alzheimer's villages, and the Establishment should throw in behind Tulsi while they still have the chance.

Get an old Hollywood set of the West Wing and set it up in a nursing home, pretend he won the election, and have him live out the rest of his life there believing he's president. Would be kinder than what his supposed loved ones are currently putting him through.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (hvf9s)

150 Replace with the second vote getter who will Bernie? Knock over the chessboard and have a double secret backroom meeting that picks Warren because she works so darn hard?†

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:01 PM (9VeU0)

If the collapse happens before the convention and the Dems don't pick Bernie, they are fucked. Period. The only nominee who could save them in that situation is the Lord Jesus Christ- and he'd set Rob Reiner, Adam Schiff, and Bill Kristol on fire with his omega beams, so that's obviously a non-starter.

I'm thinking they pick a Pete Buttiguy type for VP, only not gay and with a way less fruity name. But getting Biden to withdraw in September is the smart play, and Dems haven't made many of those lately.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (pC6bi)

151 When the vote is for you
But your brain turns to goo
That's a Biden

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (ZLI7S)

152 "trying to change the rules for the March 15th Arizona debate to let Joe Biden sit."

This takes me back.

I went to see B.B. King in concert in 2004. One by one, members of his band came out, played a little solo, and stepped aside. The last set out a chair. Then the great man came out, played a riff, and sat down.

"Good evening! Now y'all thinking ole BB done got so old he can't play standin' up. Well - that's just about right. I have bad knees. I have diabates. I am seventy-eight years old. My doctor says I can play sittin' down if I wanna.

"I wanna!"

He was amazing. I don't think Biden will be. Starting to actually feel sorry for him.

Posted by: JPS at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (L6bDF)

153 I still think Hillary ends up as the nominee.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (ayFCE)

154 >>Frontier Psychiatry. Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (MMY8i)

Golden eyeball.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (QgtlX)

155 Bernie likes CAMPAIGNING



he does not like ACTUALLY BEING IN CHARGE



he doesn't need another payoff



he doesn't want to win!!!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (j9HX3)

Ballot marked. In the mail tomorrow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (1CjJc)

156
Bernie was bought off once before. It'll happen again.
Some other moron predicted an ocean yacht will be his payoff this time. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


The Minnow

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (aKsyK)

157 "We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump."

Did he really say that?


fkn lol.

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (Qf83p)

158
Sundown, you better take care

If I find you been sniffing 'round my back hair

Posted by: Sugar Pops Pete at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

i was just humming this song....lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (0O7c5)

159 You know the thing!


James Arness hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (vcOmj)

160 >>Brandy Lee is a hack dressed in a psychology skin suit . just like Theodore Adorno.


Yes, yes she is.

I'm just applying Alinsky #4 here. She wrote a book -- well, she and 25 or so other people -- all about Trump's mental unfitness for office.

Make her tell us what she thinks of Joe. Have her explain why he's no biggie while Trump is "50,000" on her scale, "no hyperbole."

Your rule, jerks.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (bDqIh)

161 he doesn't need another payoff

Hey, I have my eye on a house in St. Barts!

Capisce, DNC?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

162 >>153
I still think Hillary ends up as the nominee. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (ayFCE)

Bloomberg money, Clinton face. She has some scores to settle.

Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (QgtlX)

163 Online psychiatry? Joe needs Frontier Psychiatry.


Posted by: freaked at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM

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That is one extremely disturbing music video.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (JUOKG)

164
Let's face it. If Joe was in your family, you'd all be having the
discussion about it being time to take away Grandpa's car keys. And he's
running for POTUS!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (TNy/K)


My MiL willingly gave up her car in her 80s, and she's nearly 96 now and mentally very, very fit.


I wouldn't trust Joe behind the wheel of a golf cart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

165 Low oil prices are good for the country, but Texas is gonna take a big hit, just like in 1986. Every driller and service company in west texas will be in bankruptcy by the end of summer. Any that are leveraged will be there sooner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:04 PM (q3gwH)

There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

166 because Russia won't cooperate with them on cutting back production.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

====
Frackers, God bless 'em.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (7/Gto)

167 Bernie likes CAMPAIGNING GRIFTING

he does not like ACTUALLY BEING IN CHARGE

he doesn't need another payoff

he doesn't want to win!!!
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (j9HX3)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (B3gSz)

168 >>Let's face it. If Joe was in your family, you'd all be having the
discussion about it being time to take away Grandpa's car keys. And he's
running for POTUS!

And he'll have
Fun, Fun, Fun
Till the kids take the Trans Am away

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

169 >>Bernie likes CAMPAIGNING


Yup -- he wants to be a movement/cult leader, enjoying all the perks and adulation as wifey rakes in the dough with her campaign commission scheme. He does not want to do the work, take responsibility for the consequences of his policies.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

170 Klobuchar staffer job description: Must be detail-oriented, excellent writing skills, familiar with parliamentary procedure. Experience licking feet a plus.
Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020


*
*

If Sara Jean Underwood were the candidate, I'd apply in a flash.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2020 12:19 PM (Ejm1K)

171 Sundown I think it's a sin

When you think that you're winning

When there's always money in the banana stand.

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (Qf83p)

172 I wouldn't trust Joe behind the wheel of a golf cart.




Posted by: Jane D'oh


I wouldn't trust Joe behind the wheel of a See and Spell.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (T6t7i)

173 127 So why ARE the Saudis dumping oil, anyway?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

So the Saudis wanted to do a combined cut with OPEC+ of 1.5 million barrels/day. Russia, playing their usual hardball(the + member contribution would be 500k largely borne by Russia, the other 1m would be largely by Saudi Arabia), said no deal. Saudi Arabia is hoping to force Russia to the table(Russia has done relatively little cutting with Saudi Arabia doing the most cutting, followed by other OPEC members).

Posted by: Someguy at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

174 Even if Biden is not suffering dementia his performance has been so disastrous that there is no excuse for supporting him.

--

This! I mean, you're telling me he doesn't have dementia? That this is the real Biden...continuous blunders, gaffes and oddball statements? There's nothing to blame it on and it's just Joe being Joe?

I kinda think they're better off with the dementia angle...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (JoUsr)

175 beautifully mutated

fuck! Now I'm saying that in meat world.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (CLteG)

176 Bloomberg money, Clinton face. She has some scores to settle.

Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod


I'm coming! And I'm bringing my booze with me!!

You'll all pay for not electing me last time!

YOU HEAR ME!!

Posted by: Hillary "Earp" Clinton, at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (vcOmj)

177 I'd like some examples of Trump's mental unfitness. Clearly he can still command the attention of an audience.
I honestly don't see it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

178 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.


this is an EXCELLENT idea and btw - with the wonderful President Trump, I could ACTUALLY see it happening!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (j9HX3)

179 I still think Joe won't make it to the convention. He'll have a stroke or some other medical event, or he'll say something so egregious that no one will be able to seriously argue he's still fit for office.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

180 135 "Why would anyone trust anything Democrats say or do when they are pretending Joe is fit to be president?"



The fraud is the worst of it. I don't really care if Joe is elected because there's still enough checks on executive power. It's the fraud the DNC is trying to get away with that bothers me. They did the same with FDR, they knew he was dying in his last election just as they know Joe can't be anything more then a President by name, the DNC will be actually running the executive branch.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (4thlk)

181 Pulling from last thread: Chuck Todd apparently said "Is it a bit embarrassing that in the totalitarian nature of China did a good job of controlling the virus spread as opposed to a free and open society?"

If he likes how China handled this, he must LOVE North Korea's final solution!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

182 Luckily, Pres. Trump has never, ever been taken out of context by the media.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (JRaU+)

183 The DNC, fearing that to ask Joe Biden to both stand up for two hours and talk might prove too difficult for him, is trying to change the rules for the March 15th Arizona debate to let Joe Biden sit.

After he sits through a 2 hour debate and talks gibberish, the media can all talk about how he "powered through".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (+lVUW)

184 "We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump."

Did he really say that?


fkn lol.
Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:17 PM (Qf83p)
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The clip was cut off.

Biden actually said...

"We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (5Di9J)

185 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

I'm not against this in the slightest. Nations need to protect strategic industries (steel, weapons, oil, etc.) because you absolurely don't want to get left dependent on imports if a war breaks out.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (J+mig)

186 Brandy Lee is a hack dressed in a psychology skin suit . just like Theodore Adorno.

Lee also wants to establish a committee, staffed with people like her, who will determine who is eligible to run for President, and who isn't.

You'll never have a conservative allowed to run for President ever again.

In Iran, this committee is called "The Assembly of Experts", and serves exactly the same function.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

187 I wouldn't trust Joe behind the wheel of a See and Spell.


Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:20 PM (T6t7i)

Hah! Nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (1CjJc)

188 If Joe wins tomorrow night

there will be no more debates

it's all been taken care of

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (rpxSz)

189 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

WTO would crucify Trump, and whatever obviously magical deal he has going with the Saudis would collapse in flames. I'm not bothered, this will be way worse for Venezuela and especially Iran than any other country.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (pC6bi)

190 Anything new from ZeroHedge, Ace ?

Posted by: Kurt at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (nmeGl)

191 LOVE that Trump retweeted the Biden clip where he endorses Trump.


How soon before twitter suspends his account for stuff like that? He's daring them to, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
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the problem is the clip was cut off before Biden finished the remark, which did put it in context

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (5Di9J)

so, the same as EVERY other politician has done since recording of them was available...

and i'm sure twitter is enforcing this same standard on those misquotes and fabrications done against the current president as well?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (8D42x)

192 111 Oil futures aren't just a bunch of guys in NYC anymore. The biggest bettors are the major producers trying to hedge their production, so we're seeing what Chevron, ExxonMobil, saudi Aramco, etc, think is going to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (q3gwH)

reports are the biggest driver of this is that Russia will no longer listen to OPEC.

Russia right now is in the middle of recreating their government and Constitution.

They literally don't know who is going to be running what yet.

Will it be more Capitalistic? Will it be a Government monopoly? Those questions are being figured out even as we speak.

Some of the public debate seems to be pointing to them becoming even MORE capitalistic.

Which is the 600 Lbs. Gorilla sitting in the middle of the oil futures market right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

193 This video of "Joe Biden" singing The Villages song doesn't seem so goofy now, does it?

https://tinyurl.com/ptgj4fg

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

194 Sundown, I think it's a sin
When I find out zinc mashers in the uh, Babette carnival glass, and on to Milwaukee!

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (QgtlX)

195 Biden has name recognition to help beat Bernie (I guess) ... so maybe that is why they stuck with him. Ace suggested Biden would win but then not be the nominee ... idk how that works but it would make sense ... the DNC can maybe invoke a version of the 25th "he's incapacitated" rule, and choose a better candidate.


Hillary in the wings? Or the Klob ... or Gabi ... idk, it is still Hillary's turn I suppose, if she can wobble up the stairs, and they keep the Scooby Van at the ready.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

196 If Joe wins tomorrow night

there will be no more debates

it's all been taken care of


well that's no fun, REDACTED

because yeah, they can easily make up enough votes in Detroit to have O'Biden win this. darn.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (j9HX3)

197 178 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten
cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps
the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the
drillers working.


Depends what they do with the money. If they use it to pay down the debt, I'd agree. If they squander it on more spending, then no.


No, it is.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (T6t7i)

198 189 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

WTO would crucify Trump, and whatever obviously magical deal he has going with the Saudis would collapse in flames. I'm not bothered, this will be way worse for Venezuela and especially Iran than any other country.
Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (pC6bi)

Iran and Venezuela weren't exporting much at this point(like 10% or less of normal) anyways. The hardest hit will be Saudi Arabia, Russia, and the Middle East oil producers.

Posted by: Someguy at March 09, 2020 12:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

199 40 states.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 12:23 PM (/+vmj)

200 Would be kinder than what his supposed loved ones are currently putting him through.
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:16 PM (hvf9s)


I think Biden is doing this to himself. My theory is that Biden figured VP would be the highest he would reach in his political career, but was satisfied with the knowledge that Beau would run for Governor of Delaware in 2016 and then be well positioned to run for president in 2020. A man doesn't see his efforts as a failure if his children achieve them on his shoulders. When Beau passed, Biden realized that this election is his one and only shot at a legacy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:23 PM (wCmLp)

201 I'd like some examples of Trump's mental unfitness. Clearly he can still command the attention of an audience.
I honestly don't see it.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Ketchup on his steak.

Two scoops of ice cream on his pie.

The usual insanity clues. It's all there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2020 12:23 PM (vcOmj)

202 LOVE that Trump retweeted the Biden clip where he endorses Trump.


How soon before twitter suspends his account for stuff like that? He's daring them to, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
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the problem is the clip was cut off before Biden finished the remark, which did put it in context

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:06 PM (5Di9J)


which will force the MFM to show the whole clip with cringe and all to "explain away" the Trump "editing".

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 09, 2020 12:23 PM (fMhOl)

203 The clip was cut off.



Biden actually said...



"We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"


Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM

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Left out a bit there shipmate......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:24 PM (JUOKG)

204 143 Mommy, is it time for my mush?
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 09, 2020 12:15 PM (/8r1I)

--

Ok, you owe me a new keyboard.

*goes to grab wet rag*

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2020 12:24 PM (JoUsr)

205 When Beau passed, Biden realized that this election is his one and only shot at a legacy.

well that's not fair, I'm sure Hunter has dozens of love children out there - any one of them could defy the Biden odds and actually be a decent person

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:24 PM (j9HX3)

206 oh look, Kurt Kawaii is here. must have got dumped by another waifu.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:24 PM (Q804u)

207 Hookers and Blow, Bitches!

Posted by: Hunter Biden 2020! at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (I2/tG)

208 Whenever I see Biden on t.v., I send psychic instruction to him.


"You see the face. You will approach the face. You will lick the face. You see the face. You will approach..."

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (QgtlX)

209 Someone remind Dr. Jill Biden and Mz. Jane O'Meara Sanders that March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day.

The 'gentlemen' will be so adderpated that the debate the next day would be awesomer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)

210 Lots of come back from people brain aneurismses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (PRN3w)

211 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

I was in the oil business when it went to ten dollars in 1986. No government help was offered

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (P4Pk9)

212 well that's not fair, I'm sure Hunter has dozens of love children out there - any one of them could defy the Biden odds and actually be a decent person
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:24 PM (j9HX3)


That's the part that has to torment him: the dutiful and responsible son is taken too early, leaving him only the drug-addicted whoremonger set on self-destruction.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:25 PM (wCmLp)

213 POTUS Tweet
Donald J. Trump
9 Mar 2020 - 10:47:59 AM
So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (BqBId)

214 40 states.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


No, no, no. There are 57 states.

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (vcOmj)

215 6"He's the black guy, remember?"

Don't forget clean and articulate!

Posted by: mikey at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (HAWZY)

216 Yes Steele could be hit, but why? He's been burned, his usefulness to anyone is over, except for what he knows a bbn out who paid him and what his orders were. That's what we want to know, but we can't get it by whacking him.
Posted by: Tom Servo


After hearing the Dem scream about foreign interference for the past 4 fucking years, it's time to put it to the test.

Letting these things slide just means they'll come up with another BS project to hurt the administration for another 4 years.

As they insist, it's dangerous, un-American, and undemocratic.

Time to insist they be held to their own words. No more accommodation for them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (WAynt)

217 The old knight at the holy Grail said that the DNC has chosen ... poorly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (/+vmj)

218 192 111 Oil futures aren't just a bunch of guys in NYC anymore. The biggest bettors are the major producers trying to hedge their production, so we're seeing what Chevron, ExxonMobil, saudi Aramco, etc, think is going to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:11 PM (q3gwH)

reports are the biggest driver of this is that Russia will no longer listen to OPEC.

Russia right now is in the middle of recreating their government and Constitution.

They literally don't know who is going to be running what yet.

Will it be more Capitalistic? Will it be a Government monopoly? Those questions are being figured out even as we speak.

Some of the public debate seems to be pointing to them becoming even MORE capitalistic.

Which is the 600 Lbs. Gorilla sitting in the middle of the oil futures market right now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

It's Putin finding a way to stay in power in a way that the EU will accept. He's redistributing the grift and setting it up so that he is the eminence grise until he cashes in his chips or moves his personality to an immortal robot, whichever comes first.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

219 Sundown Joe's away today
Don't feel much like thinkin'
He tells me about, you know, the thing
Don't know what he's sayin'....

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

220 189 There is a simple answer for that: a tariff on imported oil, ten cents a barrel for every dime that it drops below $40 a barrel. Keeps the price low enough that consumers benefit, but high enough to keep the drillers working.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM (miJU3)

WTO would crucify Trump, and whatever obviously magical deal he has going with the Saudis would collapse in flames. I'm not bothered, this will be way worse for Venezuela and especially Iran than any other country.
Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (pC6bi)

WTO has been OK with OPEC for decades.

OPEC, an organization specifically designed by Government owned and Controlled Companies to collude on the price of oil.

F it. Create a North American Energy Pact. Mexico, US, Canada. Create its own internal market and use Tariffs to control prices.

Because the price of oil going from Oklahoma, to a US Refinery, to my gas tank, really has nothing to with the price of a barrel of oil going from Saudi to CHINA, via a tanker.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (NgKpN)

221 >>Get an old Hollywood set of the West Wing and set it up in a nursing home, pretend he won the election, and have him live out the rest of his life there believing he's president. Would be kinder than what his supposed loved ones are currently putting him through.


"Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

222 Brandy Lee is a hack dressed in a psychology skin suit . just like Theodore Adorno.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:13 PM (Q804u)

Its "Bandi", not "Brandy". No "r'" in it, same as crunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (miJU3)

223 >>> That's the part that has to torment him: the dutiful and responsible son is taken too early, leaving him only the drug-addicted whoremonger set on self-destruction.

Hey stop talking about me!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (hvf9s)

224 My MiL willingly gave up her car in her 80s, and she's nearly 96 now and mentally very, very fit.


I wouldn't trust Joe behind the wheel of a golf cart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:18 PM


Yea, it happens at different times for some. My gramps was 83 and had hit every family members car I think except for a few. At Christmas, nobody would park in the driveway anymore because you knew he was going to back into you. Kind of funny now but it was sad. He was a proud man and did not give up those keys easily. This guy wants the nuke suitcase. No effing way!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (TNy/K)

225 A reminder: More people have died from the tornadoes in TN than from coronavirus in the US.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

226 in other Hunter news, he didn't sign his form for child support of the bastard he foisted on that stripper.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (Q804u)

227 >>That's the part that has to torment him: the dutiful and responsible son is taken too early, leaving him only the drug-addicted whoremonger set on self-destruction.


No worries -- he also has the drug-addled daughter who assaults policemen, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

228 they mercilessly mocked reagan and then gwb......they created the rules they forced us to live by.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (0O7c5)

229 Yikes, latest poll of MI has Biden leading by roughly 60-20.

Michigan is historically difficult to poll but if Joe wins by 30 or more, Bernie will end up dropping out.

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (5Di9J)

230 "We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"
Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:21 PM (5Di9J)

that's not really exactly what he said

it was his point

but as in many instances with Joe, he started muffing the entire thought and mangled it beyond recognition

he finally got it out but he did say we can't win this re-election

the point is , old Joe's cheese is half way off his cracker

and he is not going to get better

he's going to get worse, a lot worse

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (rpxSz)

231 I'd like some examples of Trump's mental unfitness. Clearly he can still command the attention of an audience.
I honestly don't see it.



Because it doesn't exist. Naturally, that doesn't stop PROGDA from telling you it does.

But O'Biden clearly has dementia and PROGDA will still tell you that all's well with their chosen candidate.

Well,that's not backwards at all, is it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (HaL55)

232 So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages
between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life the
economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of
CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)


This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (T6t7i)

233 I can easily believe Biden forgot God's name now.

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (Qf83p)

234 >>> "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarge!"
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

Oh well done!! Exactly.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (hvf9s)

235 POTUS Tweet
Donald J. Trump
9 Mar 2020 - 10:47:59 AM
So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM

Like I said upthread. My Doc said he was embarrassed by the media and "TV Dr.'s" he said it's so freaking overblown.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (TNy/K)

236 208 Hey, Zod. Send him instructions to go on a fact finding trip to Wuhan. Then, "See the doorknob, lick the doorknob".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (C1Lsn)

237 So why would anyone go to a political hack psychiatrist like Bandi Lee who values her political agenda above actually caring about her profession?
You'd have to be crazy to see her for psychiatric help.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

238 The clip was cut off.

Biden actually said...

"We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"


Fair is fair.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:29 PM (BFizn)

239 oh Bandi you're a fine mess
what a patsy you will be
making up all sorts of shite
anything for the D

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:29 PM (Q804u)

240
in other Hunter news, he didn't sign his form for child support of the bastard he foisted on that stripper.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:27 PM (Q804u)


But, according to the NYT, he has a promising future as an artist, working from his pool house studio in the Hollywood Hills.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

241 Joe is the definition of a double whammy: an idiot gets Alzheimer.

Posted by: RKae at March 09, 2020 12:29 PM (NLGii)

242
This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.

LOL... If Trump said Good morning the Dems would use it as ammo....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (6XlcD)

243 Hey Joe, where you goin' with that container of paste in your hand?
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that container of paste in your hand?
Alright.
I'm goin down to eat it
You know I'm going down to eat it, then I'll eat another can


Uh, hey Joe, I heard you changed your Depends
Yes, I did, I changed 'em!
You know I caught threw the old pair away
'Cause I was lucid for a while today
Uh, yes I did, I changed 'em!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (JXKKq)

244 This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.
Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (T6t7i)

Yea I fact checked it and he is wrong!
It was actually 80000

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (P4Pk9)

245 This is the guy that's just so darned likable that FL, NC, PA, and WI are in play

Gonna be an early night for Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (vPKfA)

246 If the Democrat party was a tennis player, it would be fined for deliberately throwing the match.

Posted by: RKae at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (NLGii)

247 POTUS Tweet
Donald J. Trump
9 Mar 2020 - 10:47:59 AM
So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

--

I'm going to need to hear from Oprah and Matt Damon before I know the truth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (PRN3w)

248 corona virus is the new bad rum

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (0O7c5)

249 >>233
I can easily believe Biden forgot God's name now. Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (Qf83p)


"Please place your hand on the Bible and repeat after me. I, Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior..."
"I...you know, the, me, I'll just...you know, do the job. C'mon man."

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:30 PM (QgtlX)

250 LOL... If Trump said Good morning the Dems would use it as ammo....

True enough, but given that there is so much panic at the moment, it's just an unnecessary own goal. People aren't thinking straight.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (T6t7i)

251 Ain't no Sundown when it's gone
And his brain is gone too long anytime it goes away

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)

252 If Trump is mentally unfit what does that say about the media who he's running rings around? (or around whom he's running rings, but that sounded a bit stilted)

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (wPON6)

253 Credit where it's due; at the end of the day the rank-and-file Democrats are choosing the least bad of the major candidates pace Tulsi Gabbard.

Shame about the galloping senility.

Not

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (d6mdH)

254 My wife had an aunt with a particular form of dementia that involved violence. She was dangerous to herself and to her husband.
Joe's aggressive could be a symptom of dementia as well.
There I go with armchair diagnosis.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

255 To any CO folks, does it matter that Hickenlooper lost the Dem Caucus to the other, marxist senate candidate? Or is it a non-factor?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (JRaU+)

256 So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM


He should mention how over 1000 died under Owebama's watch before anyone even mentioned it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

257 232 So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages
between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life the
economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of
CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)

This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.
Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (T6t7i)
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It's idiotic and he obviously doesn't think the Virus is a big deal.

That's fine, but you do not tweet this and hand the Dems brass knuckles to pound the living shit out of him.

I can't imagine any of his advisers would want him tweeting that. It's politically incompetent.

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (5Di9J)

258 ""We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"

Trump took on the "circular firing squad" in 2016 ... but it was really him against the moderators and the GOPe ... but We the People had given the MSM and government about 12% approval ratings, so Trump tapped into that.


Biden on the other hand, mental problems aside, is the male version of Hillary ... establishment corruption without the pants suits and glass ceiling.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

259 "We cannot win this re-election. We can only re-elect Donald Trump if we have a circular firing squad"


which is all untrue

#1 you can be re-elected if you're not yet elected

#2 "we" aint going to do shit for PDT

#3 it isn't the only way Trump can get re-elected

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (rpxSz)

260 I know he probably physically can't, but you know what would completely fuck up the media for a week?

If Trump just stopping tweeting for a few days. Completely. We could get some batshit conspiracies out of it from the DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER crew.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

261 They're going to get Amy Kolache to be his VP

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (vPKfA)

262 Someone remind me. What did Obama do regarding the swine flu (H1N1), when 1,000 Americans died in a brief time? I don't recall the media going nuts, or Obama being concerned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

263 the problem is the clip was cut off before Biden finished the remark, which did put it in context


So exactly like the "good people on both sides"
quote the Left has been using for the last 2 years...

Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (sZaoP)

264 A man who was shot in the head in Chicago Sunday night drove himself three miles to the hospital.

He is listed in serious condition.


He was quoted as saying...tis but a scratch.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (JUOKG)

265
Biden on the other hand, mental problems aside, is the male version of Hillary ... establishment corruption without the pants suits and glass ceiling.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

Running into the glass ceiling would not be helpful for Joe's brain.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

266 Joe's aggressive could be a symptom of dementia as well.


this is commonly seen in dementia - including my grandmother who lived with dementia for over a decade.

there's another weird thing that pops up - I do think it's just a lack of self-control behind both - horniness

you can def see that as well with JR Biden there.

not that he wasn't always pervy but now he really can't hide his...proclivities...as well as he used to.

the heck are the Dems doing here?!?!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (j9HX3)

267 Ain't no Sundown when it's gone
And his brain is gone too long anytime it goes away
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020


*
*

"Just the two of us,
"Building big castles in the sky,
"Just the two of us,
"You and I"

Posted by: Biden's Last Two Brain Cells at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (Ejm1K)

268 Shouldn't "calling the fight" be a super-delegate function. Even sitting in a defendants chair drooling would be more dignified.

Posted by: DaveA at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (FhXTo)

269 That's fine, but you do not tweet this and hand the Dems brass knuckles to pound the living shit out of him.

I can't imagine any of his advisers would want him tweeting that. It's politically incompetent.
Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (5Di9J)


So, showing Americans that the media and democrats are lying to you about this and you shouldn't shut your lives down, buy all the toilet paper you can and lock yourself in a closet is a bad idea?

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

270 An out of context quote? Why those NEVER get used in politics.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

271 It's Putin finding a way to stay in power in a way that the EU will accept. He's redistributing the grift and setting it up so that he is the eminence grise until he cashes in his chips or moves his personality to an immortal robot, whichever comes first.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

Putin is 67, and has no successor. He is also sitting on a powderkeg of entrenched government and economic interests.

If you hear him speak, he is also a student of history. He litters his speeches with historic content.

So the question becomes, does he want his name to be in the Gorbachav category, or does he think he can be Russia's George Washington.

Problem is that no one knows right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (NgKpN)

272 >>is the male version of Hillary ... establishment corruption without the pants suits and glass ceiling. Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

And lacking the smoldering sexual allure. Don't forget that.
Bloomberg's money, Clinton's face.

Also, Clinton's sexual allure.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (QgtlX)

273 This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.

To use said ammo, they will have to mention those numbers, thus exposing their own malfeasance.

"Yeah, but the flu is different!" How?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (n6bs1)

274 Our first question in today's debate: Draw the current time on a clock.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

275 RE: Coronavirus numbers... the last time I checked the CDC site, it said 164 in the US. The Johns Hopkins site said over 500.

Why the disparity?

Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

276 Someone remind me. What did Obama do regarding the swine flu (H1N1), when 1,000 Americans died in a brief time? I don't recall the media going nuts, or Obama being concerned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
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Didn't he get a vaccine when it went over 10,000?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (/ZYFC)

277 Need to put together all the clips of Joe having his moments interspersed with Gene Wilder shouting "he's got a rotten brain!"

Posted by: Piano guys phone at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (W7Q7B)

278
It's idiotic and he obviously doesn't think the Virus is a big deal.



That's fine, but you do not tweet this and hand the Dems brass knuckles to pound the living shit out of him.



I can't imagine any of his advisers would want him tweeting that. It's politically incompetent.


Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM

---

The media is going to portray him negatively no matter what he does.


And his tweet is 100% correct.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (JUOKG)

279 261 They're going to get Amy Kolache to be his VP
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (vPKfA)

I keep trying to pronounce her name and come up with

Klobucar
Globuchar
Klabuchar
Klabushar

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

280 People are acting like a pack of jacked-up hyenas hoarding water and toilet paper.

But with each passing day where they or someone they know doesn't come down with coronavirus, the hysteria will die down little by little....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (CqE5x)

281
Our first question in today's debate: Draw the current time on a clock.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

282 An out of context quote? Why those NEVER get used in politics.

Like 'fine people on both sides'......

Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (sZaoP)

283 The secret is not that Joe is rockerless

it is that Bernie is a fraud, just like Mrs. Sanders, and doesn't care or want to be the nominee

but you can't run for adoration sake

you can but you can't admit to it

Bernie is crazier than Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (rpxSz)

284 273
This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't
appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.



To use said ammo, they will have to mention those numbers, thus exposing their own malfeasance.



"Yeah, but the flu is different!" How?

Posted by: t-bird


You're arguing logically. They won't, and a goodly number of voters aren't amenable to logic.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (T6t7i)

285 >>This is a bad approach. While what he says is true, he shouldn't appear to minimize the problem. It's just handing ammo to the Dems.


Well, they consistently shoot themselves in the foot...so, I wouldn't worry.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (RaKqj)

286 Joe Biden's talkin' at me
I don't hear a word he's sayin'
Only the echos of my mind

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

287 274 Our first question in today's debate: Draw the current time on a clock.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Second question: What is your name?

Third question: Where are you?

Fourth question: How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

288 apres PootyPoot le deluge

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (Q804u)

289 So the question becomes, does he want his name to be in the Gorbachav category, or does he think he can be Russia's George Washington.


ugh probably more along the lines of Napoleon or Alexander the Great...

yeah he's going to be dangerous - is dangerous - that's not going to get better tho

why doesn't he have any heirs?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (j9HX3)

290 They're going to get Amy Kolache to be his VP
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (vPKfA)

And why would this work? She was polling like 8%.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (CqE5x)

291 >>> 250 True enough, but given that there is so much panic at the moment


If there is panic shouldn't someone be saying calm the hell down? A mature responsible person that's not trying to use panic to motivate people. Trump is doing what a leader does.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (y39M+)

292 Yeah, the scariest part is how many regular Americans are fine with electing a figurehead who obviously will not be in charge. And, no, they aren't unware Biden has pretty advanced dementia.

The evil elements and their propaganda organs are understandable, but regular folks down with a puppet government is terrifying. More and more the USA resembles the final stages of the USSR.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (puu6v)

293 We haven't mentioned the biggest impact of the oil collapse, plus the virus - Iran's government is going to collapse, guaranteed , and probably in the summer. The pallets of cash are long gone and without petro dollars, they won't even be able to pay their army.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (q3gwH)

294 Rumors are flying that the Fed will double its balance sheet buying stocks and bad debt. It's 4.22 trillion now, its increased the last week.. That is 19 percent of GDP. Doubling would be 8.35 billion or 39% of GDP. Total household assets are 111 trillion.

I really don't see how this is sustainable or a good idea, but again I didn't go to an Ivy League college. They have been doing so well so far.....

Posted by: ok at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (JCiIw)

295 This is your brain

This is your brain on Biden

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)

296 The next phase in our anxiety campaign is media polls showing a majority blame trump for his disastrous response.†



Soon.

Posted by: MSM at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (AXS9h)

297 People are acting like a pack of jacked-up hyenas hoarding water and toilet paper.

But with each passing day where they or someone they know doesn't come down with coronavirus, the hysteria will die down little by little....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020


*
*

The hyenas had already destroyed the hand-wipe section in Walmart this Sunday morning.

Posted by: Biden's Last Two Brain Cells at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (Ejm1K)

298 279 261 They're going to get Amy Kolache to be his VP
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (vPKfA)

I keep trying to pronounce her name and come up with

Klobucar
Globuchar
Klabuchar
Klabushar
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

She's now Kolachebar to me.

Seems like a business opportunity, too. I mean, who doesn't want beer and kolaches?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (J+mig)

299 OK so if diagnosing Sundown Joe for his idiotic comments which most certainly not caused by dementia, can we at least point and laugh.
Come on Frenchie throw us a bone!
Joe Biden gives advice like that TV commercial where the 45 year old daughter asks the old dad about consolidating her student loan debt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (ymnmz)

300 269 That's fine, but you do not tweet this and hand the Dems brass knuckles to pound the living shit out of him.

I can't imagine any of his advisers would want him tweeting that. It's politically incompetent.
Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:32 PM (5Di9J)

So, showing Americans that the media and democrats are lying to you about this and you shouldn't shut your lives down, buy all the toilet paper you can and lock yourself in a closet is a bad idea?

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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No, you hold the public's hand and coddle them and make them think you care until the Virus has run it's course.

Then when it's over, he can rip the Dems and MSM and tell everyone how they created a panic.

Trump needs to get re-elected. This hurts that goal immeasurably.

Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (5Di9J)

301 Bernie is crazier than Joe


lol no at least Bern is understandable - it's obvious

he loves a) the MONEY

and b) the coeds! all those cool rallies at college campuses!!! so much fun for him

money and poontang - the human male's motivation for eons! (and really the money is just for more poon)

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (j9HX3)

302 Someone remind me. What did Obama do regarding the swine flu (H1N1), when 1,000 Americans died in a brief time? I don't recall the media going nuts, or Obama being concerned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

As long as the media covers for you, the death toll can be 100,000+

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (CqE5x)

303 "26 the sit-down format for the next Dem debate is SO not gonna work. there is no way that Joe, hopped up on whatever industtrial-strength meth and formaldehyde blend they're pumping him with, is gonna be able to stay seated.

this is gonna be hilarious!!! cannot wait"

Look for excuses to multiply about why the debate must be canceled.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (puu6v)

304
People are acting like a pack of jacked-up hyenas hoarding water and toilet paper.



But with each passing day where they or someone they know doesn't
come down with coronavirus, the hysteria will die down little by
little....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (CqE5x)


The Super Kroger near me was insane. I ran in to pick up a couple of things, and it was packed with people piling their carts with bottled water, toilet paper, and paper towels, in addition to tons of food.

We live in hurricane country. We're supposed to keep supplies on hand all the time.


Yeesh, people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

305 I've seen a lot of people post the very accurate MIB quote.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky animals."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

306 ideally Putin would want to hand power to a Russian who isn't drunk all the time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (Q804u)

307 The new rule is if Trump says it it must be mocked.

If he says don't panic over coronavirus he is a FOOL! You must panic!

If he says panic, he is a FOOL! Don't you dare panic.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (9VeU0)

308 >>An out of context quote? Why those NEVER get used in politics.


Right?

Posted by: John Stewart, Steven Colbert, Sam Bee, Trevor Noah . . . at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

309 "Trump pins market drop on oil-price fight, 'fake news' with advisers set to present coronavirus response options"

that is a MarketWatch headline ... they put "hoax" in quotes in an earlier version as if Trump was calling the coronavirus a hoax (he never said that, but their fake memes must live on).


If we get over the virus with minimal deaths, Trump will be right ... flu is much worse, we deal with it. Plus he was right to act early and slow the spread. But of course the media is fake news ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

310 And why would this work? She was polling like 8%.

Posted by: JoeF.


My guess is that they're just looking to prevent an electoral cataclysm this time. AK is not threatening, and superficially competent, so many voters would be willing to pull the lever for her. She could be what keeps the House for the Dems.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (T6t7i)

311 306 ideally Putin would want to hand power to a Russian who isn't drunk all the time.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:38 PM (Q804u)


That pretty much leaves just the tiny girafffe.

Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (9VeU0)

312 We haven't mentioned the biggest impact of the oil collapse, plus the virus - Iran's government is going to collapse, guaranteed , and probably in the summer. The pallets of cash are long gone and without petro dollars, they won't even be able to pay their army.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (q3gwH)


I've wondered about that. If the Iran regime collapses in late summer, it will be a hell of a boost to Trump's campaign. It may also have positive benefits for Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (wCmLp)

313 Only the echos of my mind
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

what cord are you in ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (rpxSz)

314 It can't be one of those Roman numeral clocks though. I can't be expected to recall Latin.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (/8r1I)

315 288 apres PootyPoot le deluge
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (Q804u)

The Russians traditionally fight it out when the big tree falls. There's some general out there who has been thinking "Why not me?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

316 275 RE: Coronavirus numbers... the last time I checked the CDC site, it said 164 in the US. The Johns Hopkins site said over 500.

Why the disparity?
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

The CDC has dropped the ball every chance it got the last 6-7 weeks. The CDC is private. It's a quasi-government agency. Did you know that?

Posted by: ok at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (JCiIw)

317 "He's either drunk or he can't talk."
.......

JOEmentum!

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

318 I recognize things Biden does because my elderly father does some of the same things (not nearly as badly thank God).

The Dems might think they can hide this with an assist from the media but I don't think they can.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 09, 2020 12:39 PM (j3npP)

319 Yesterday's Meatloaf is today's Sloppy Joe

Posted by: jsg at March 09, 2020 12:40 PM (WOiz0)

320 I think my favorite part is going to be how Biden will have to fall back on his core being

The one where he has only contempt for others

Can't wait for him to do to Bernie what he did to Ryan

And watch the party eat that shit sandwich

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:40 PM (vPKfA)

321 what cord are you in ?
Posted by: REDACTED


butterscotch.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 12:40 PM (Qf83p)

322 The Left should be celebrating Corona - They admittedly want to kill off a large percentage of the population to 'Save us all!'.

Their only issue is that they don't get to choose who dies in a plague event.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:40 PM (RaKqj)

323 It's amazing that we're surprised that Burnie is collapsing. We always knew he was a joke candidate only popular on twitter. He's an online creation, and was always a complete fraud. And proof that the polls which showed big support for him were all frauds as well.

We live in the days of miracles a d wonder and complete and total fraud by the MSM 24\7. We've gotten so used to it that were amazed when it falls apart under pressure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (q3gwH)

324
Then when it's over, he can rip the Dems and MSM and tell everyone how they created a panic.

Trump needs to get re-elected. This hurts that goal immeasurably.
Posted by: svengoolie at March 09, 2020 12:37 PM (5Di9J)


I disagree. He needs to show real time how bad the left is blowing this up.

Most know, but Twitter gives him the direct connect to the population to point out the hypocrisy and lies directly to the American people.

It's not going to make him look bad. It makes THEM look bad.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Purple Haze all in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the sky.

Posted by: The Joe Biden Experience at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

326 It's obvious, barring a new parachuted in candidate, that "electability" is the only issue the Dems have at the moment. Biden is their great hope. Then they will slip their real choice in as V.P.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (XHdLb)

327 "Fourth question: How many fingers am I holding up?"

What is your name, Joe?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (JXKKq)

328 Any way you slice it, Fauxsquaw's a vindictive scrunt

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (rpxSz)

329 Stroken Joe won't make to November.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (88+cf)

330 This is your brain

This is your brain on Biden
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)
........

*egg sizzling in a frying pan*

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

331 If there is panic shouldn't someone be saying calm
the hell down? A mature responsible person that's not trying to use
panic to motivate people. Trump is doing what a leader does.

Posted by: banana Dream

Sure, but there's a difference between saying "we're doing everything humanly possible, and we think it will be alright" and "it's no big deal".

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (T6t7i)

332 I'm tired of all the racist white people in this country just completely erasing the existence and contributions of strong, accomplished women of color.

I'm talking, of course, about the DNC's behavior towards Tulsi. Why do they hate women and people of color so much? I think they should be asked this on a daily basis.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (oZ6kz)

333 It's cruel what the Dems are doing to Joe Biden-
clearly he is losing it but they keep wheeling him out for the cameras



absolutely shameful

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (iTXRQ)

334 The Joe Biden Experience lol

I fully expect Biden is start sounding like the adults in Peanuts before this thing is over.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (j3npP)

335 Russia and Iran collapsing might not be as fun as it looks. it strengthens sultan Recep who is already at war with the West.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (Q804u)

336 Joe Biden = a Mel Brooks character

Posted by: Orson at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (Wz0Du)

337 Coronavirus numbers... the last time I checked the CDC site, it said 164 in the US. The Johns Hopkins site said over 500.

Why the disparity?
Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

The CDC only reports on patients tested by the CDC, not by the States, and only updates M-F, 8-4 EST.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (J+mig)

338 Concerned troll is concerned.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (xE3B2)

339 We haven't mentioned the biggest impact of the oil collapse, plus the virus - Iran's government is going to collapse, guaranteed

The biggest victims of this two-pronged attack so far seem to be China, Iran, Russia, and ...Italy? (the Vatican?). Oh, I almost forgot: Americans looking for that fiftieth roll of toilet paper. It's interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (oTMWb)

340 Like I said upthread. My Doc said he was embarrassed by the media and "TV Dr.'s" he said it's so freaking overblown.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:28 PM (TNy/K)

We have kind of a personal doctor in our Sword Fighting School. Lady is a Doctor who does reconstructive surgery and is pretty well known in those circles.

Her original specialization was in Microbiology.

We have a big event coming up. There will be thousands of people fighting, and camping together, in Mississippi for over a week in mid March.

When asked, she said yes, she is going, just wash your dang hands, and maybe forgo the usual handshaking after a bout.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

341 Stroken Joe won't make to November.
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 09, 2020


*
*

Strokin' to the east, strokin' to the west . . .

Posted by: Joey's New-Found Horniness at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (Ejm1K)

342 It's obvious, barring a new parachuted in candidate, that "electability" is the only issue the Dems have at the moment. Biden is their great hope. Then they will slip their real choice in as V.P.
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (XHdLb)

True, but only the Kool-Aid drinkers---who were all in on ANYONE but Trump anyway---would be fooled.
Anyone else would see it as the bait and switch it is.

I don't see how they pick up votes.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:43 PM (CqE5x)

343 Death is Joe Biden's super power.

he got a lifetime Senate appointment because of the tragic death of his wife and daughter

then Beaus death has protected him from the vilification he so richly deserved

he can still be of use to the Left. via Death. will it be his own death this time? or would Hunter's tragic suicide garner him enough sympathy for this play?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (j9HX3)

344 Biden and Sanders are essentially the same age. Sanders, as seriously off base as he is, does not mangle sentences and forget things the way Biden does. So Sanders provides an internal calibration on Biden's cognitive state.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (YqDXo)

345 Russia and Iran collapsing might not be as fun as it looks. it strengthens sultan Recep who is already at war with the West.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


What's this aboot Russia collapsing?

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (Qf83p)

346 I guess when it gets warm and humid

and Covid diminishes

the climate change argument is gonna take a hit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (rpxSz)

347 I found out this weekend that the place in Kirkland where the most people have died is exactly where my mom was for a while a few years ago. Nice place, good people; I picked it because it was cleaner and nicer than many rehab/long term nursing facilities. BUT, almost everyone there is extremely vulnerable because of injuries, age and/or chronic illnesses. There's just no way there won't be deaths once a flu or any serious bug gets in a place like that. Some panic is probably justified for these people stuck in nursing homes, but not for the general folks.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (YxML+)

348 Strokementum!

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (CqE5x)

349 275
RE: Coronavirus numbers... the last time I checked the CDC site, it said 164 in the US. The Johns Hopkins site said over 500.

Why the disparity?


Posted by: shibumi at March 09, 2020 12:35 PM (ZCiJZ)


Some blue state A-hole Governor (CA I think) announced at one point they were monitoring 7000 cases of Corona V. First thing I thought was...have you notified the CDC? No? Why not? Sounds like some one in your state cocked it up bigly or you are playing games..... Governor Nagin. Of course no one asked.

Has anyone said Trump's Katrina yet?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (ymnmz)

350 *egg sizzling in a frying pan*

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

Nah. Gooey egg just sitting there with flies buzzing around.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (88+cf)

351 'scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Posted by: The Joe Biden Experience at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
.........

no no no no.
Its: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Posted by: Mayo Peter at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

352 They will then foist a unity ticket of Cuomo/Tank or some such nonsense.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 09, 2020 12:02 PM (JRaU+)

There are those who still "Waiting for Mario." After all these years.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (Mdmyk)

353 He's got that skull look; paper-thin skin the elderly get when they are really sick

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (vPKfA)

354 Our first question in today's debate: Draw the current time on a clock.

I bet kids today draw LED stick numbers, don't they?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (oTMWb)

355 If Russia--and Iran--- are crumbling. And OPEC is struggling.......it's ALL because of Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (CqE5x)

356 346
I guess when it gets warm and humid



and Covid diminishes



the climate change argument is gonna take a hit

Posted by: REDACTED


With just a LITTLE bit more effort, this could have been a haiku.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (T6t7i)

357 >>> Joe Biden = a Mel Brooks character
Posted by: Orson at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (Wz0Du)

Mark Steyn mentioned that last week when guest hosting for Rush. Biden's the dim witted Le Petomane from Blazing Saddles. The big question is who is his Hedley Lamarr.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (hvf9s)

358
I think it's safe to say that this is a -

Biden Drop in the Stock Market

and worldwide-

Everyone's scared that we might actually wind up with


President Senile Joe.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2020 12:46 PM (z0XD8)

359 I'm Joe Biden, and I drew that clock almost perfectly!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 12:46 PM (CPk08)

360 then Beaus death has protected him from the vilification he so richly deserved

he can still be of use to the Left. via Death. will it be his own death this time? or would Hunter's tragic suicide garner him enough sympathy for this play?
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (j9HX3)


Just don't mention how Hunter shagged his sister-in-law for a time after his brother died.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

361 He's got that skull look; paper-thin skin the elderly get when they are really sick
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories


He does look really weird.

Like a decomposing android.

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (Qf83p)

362 The spokane county case was an error. Johns Hopkins is still reporting it as positive.


I wonder if there are others.


Total is 565 now.

Posted by: Ha at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (AXS9h)

363 Stroke man, Stroke maaaaan, stroke, stroke
~Joe Biden

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (k/TB6)

364 >Has anyone said Trump's Katrina yet?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


oh hell yes https://tinyurl.com/swzpjjh

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (iTXRQ)

365 @NYGovCuomo just announced New York State has developed its own line of hand sanitizer.

It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.

(Yeah, dry the F out of your hands...viruses love a dry environment)

Cuomo says NY's sanitizer is 75% alcohol. I guess most are 60%, so Cuomo says that NY's is better.

Cuomo says it costs $6 a gallon to make the NYS hand sanitizer. It's being produced at the Great Meadow Correctional Facility in Washington County.



Imagine the hysteriathat would occur if Trump announced prisoners were making hand sanitizer....

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (cF8AT)

366 The media will help Biden in the debate. 75% of the questions will be about how his leghair turns blond and floats in water.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (ftFVW)

367 We stopped a waaaaarrrrr, MAN! Stopped a war!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (ymnmz)

368 He does look really weird.

Like a decomposing android.
Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (Qf83p)

With Chinese Eyes

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (CqE5x)

369
Has anyone said Trump's Katrina yet?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (ymnmz)


Hasn't he had 4 of them already?

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Sir? The brown streaks go in the back, big guy.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Butler at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (WOiz0)

371 It's obvious, barring a new parachuted in candidate, that "electability" is the only issue the Dems have at the moment. Biden is their great hope. Then they will slip their real choice in as V.P.
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at March 09, 2020 12:41 PM (XHdLb)


I think their major concern is getting hammered in the down ballot contests, which they think is exactly what would happen if they nominate Sanders. Goodbye Supreme Court. Goodbye appellate courts. For at least a generation, maybe closer to two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (YqDXo)

372 Biden was IMHO, trying to state some kind of double negative - that if they don't nominate him, the result will be to elect Trump.

But he got completely muddled up in the complex sentence structure and his mind is no longer sharp enough to figure it out quickly or recover.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (YxML+)

373 >>353
He's got that skull look; osted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (vPKfA)

Things Joe's Got:
1. Toe-jam football
2. Monkey finger
3. Walrus gumboot

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (QgtlX)

374 345 Russia and Iran collapsing might not be as fun as it looks. it strengthens sultan Recep who is already at war with the West.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

What's this aboot Russia collapsing?

Posted by: eleven at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (Qf83p)

They're not, though they're at loggerheads with Saudi Arabia and this definitely hurts. Iran is collapsing or close to it, though this latest thing is more lik another straw on top of the sanctions.

Posted by: Someguy at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (7DB+p)

375 LOL at the people who think the Wuhan virus will have any impact on election this November.
The media is desperate.
Come Memerial Day this will all be over.

Posted by: ALB at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (YvbLL)

376 Stroke man, Stroke maaaaan, stroke, stroke
~Joe Biden
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (k/TB6)


Stroke Man Stroke Man!

Say what?

Stroke Man Stroke Man!

Posted by: Geriatric NWA at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

377 With just a LITTLE bit more effort, this could have been a haiku.
Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:45 PM (T6t7i)

you guys have got to stop

trying to pin

that shit on me

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (rpxSz)

378 Big Biden rally in Detroit today. Cory and Kamala are going to speak. I'm sure they'll bash Trump for his handling of the virus,,,at this big rally.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (4thlk)

379 Sunshine
On your shoulders
Makes me happy

- Joe O'Bidenbama

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (PRN3w)

380
It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.



(Yeah, dry the F out of your hands...viruses love a dry environment)



Cuomo says NY's sanitizer is 75% alcohol. I guess most are 60%, so Cuomo says that NY's is better.



Cuomo says it costs $6 a gallon to make the NYS hand sanitizer. It's
being produced at the Great Meadow Correctional Facility in Washington
County.







Imagine the hysteriathat would occur if Trump announced prisoners were making hand sanitizer....

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (cF8AT)



SCABS!

Posted by: Chinas Prison Laborers at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

381
Things Joe's Got:
1. Toe-jam football
2. Monkey finger
3. Walrus gumboot
Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (QgtlX)

Hold you in his armchair
You can feel his disease

JO-MO-MOMENTUMQ
Right now.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 12:50 PM (CqE5x)

382 At this point Biden is just a trojan horse for his V.P. pick. Hillary?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2020 12:50 PM (G4cKV)

383 >>> LOL at the people who think the Wuhan virus will have any impact on election this November.
The media is desperate.
Come Memerial Day this will all be over.
Posted by: ALB at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (YvbLL)

Media are just throwing a hissy snit fit that SXSW was cancelled. They were hoping to get some tail there and feel smaht.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 12:50 PM (hvf9s)

384 Things Joe's Got:
1. Toe-jam football
2. Monkey finger
3. Walrus gumboot


Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:48 PM (QgtlX)

I've got hair down to ...you know that thing.. the legs thing. Come together, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 12:50 PM (CPk08)

385 Has anyone said Trump's Katrina yet?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2020 12:44 PM (ymnmz)


@tomselliott

MSNBC’s @esglaude Jr. on the Coronavirus: “This may be Donald Trump’s Katrina.”

@NicolleDWallace: "Let’s just lean into that for a minute … this has the makings, structurally, of the same kind of moment”


She wants them to 'lean into that'.....

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (cF8AT)

386 335 Russia and Iran collapsing might not be as fun as it looks. it strengthens sultan Recep who is already at war with the West.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:42 PM (Q804u)

I don't think Russia is going to collapse.

But I do see them signing deals with EU countries for energy. They have a captive market there because the oil pipelines across the Mideast have never been completed due to all the problems there.

The oil futures market has always been dependent on Mideast stability. Its been betting that OPEC would stand even when its individual members were shooting at each other.

I think what we may be seeing is the regionalization of the 'world wide' oil market.

Which has that 'world wide' market in a panic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (NgKpN)

387 Once I get in preznit, Ima be like that bitch that say "peel me a grape."

Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (sWM8x)

388 >>It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.


Or...and just hear me out on this :

Paper towels + Ziploc + Alchohol


It's like fuckin' Magic.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (RaKqj)

389 I've heard local docs say that the worse thing you can do is constantly apply sanitizer to your hands. They dry out and can form small cracks that make you even more vulnerable to germs.

Just use hand soap for 20 seconds several times a day, for crying out loud.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

390 Imagine the hysteriathat would occur if Trump announced prisoners were making hand sanitizer....

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (cF8AT)


Because EVERYONE should wash their hands with 25% convict piss.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

391 375
LOL at the people who think the Wuhan virus will have any impact on election this November.

The media is desperate.

Come Memerial Day this will all be over.

Posted by: ALB at March 09, 2020 12:49 PM (YvbLL)

CAUSE WE'LL ALL BE DEAD!!!! TRUMPS KATRINA! CANNIBALISM AT THE AQUATURF !

Posted by: MS DNC at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (ymnmz)

392 Yeah (sing the song brother...)
Now if uh, six uh, huh, turned out to be nine
Joe don't mind, Joe don't mind uh ( Well all right... )

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (JXKKq)

393 Patterico has gone full retard over the global warming flu, including planning on canceling an overseas trip with his loon mother and sisters. None of his penis sipping gallery finds that humorous.

Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (y7DUB)

394 Unless there's a major overhaul of the institutional pillars of this country, it won't matter who becomes prez.

Unless someone figures out a way to separate those of us that want a Constitutional republic from those that would prefer tyranny, this country is fucked.

Posted by: Sooner at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)

395
Scenes from the Presidency of Senile Joe Biden:

"Mr President, whatever you do, don't push this button.

SJB: Press this..uh..ba...the thing?

"No, Mr President! Do. Not. Press. This Button.

SJB: Got it. Press this button!

*SJB presses button*

...

...

...

Mr President...you just launched a nuclear attack on Hungary.

SJB: Hungary? Me too! Let's go to ...uh...McAnCheese and get a..uh...uh.Big...uh...the thing...let's get a Big Thing!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (z0XD8)

396 Cuomo says NY's sanitizer is 75% alcohol. I guess most are 60%, so Cuomo says that NY's is better.

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:47 PM (cF8AT)


Vagrants everywhere cheer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

397 C'mon man, I'm not going to stroke. DOCTOR Jill keeps feeding me pills. Better living through chemistry, she says.
Hold on a minute, message coming in from Vega...

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

398 Test

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (+058L)

399 She wants them to 'lean into that'...

Yeah, I love it when peawits try to use words and phrases they don't understand. They're parrots, nothing more.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (T6t7i)

400 I'm just pumped for Ace that this place is a big enough deal that David Brock sends Eeyores here in shifts. Interesting times!

Posted by: ghost of kari at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (8IQhD)

401 1987

2001

2008

2020

crashes, all with a Republican at the helm

there are no coincidences

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (rpxSz)

402 Sundown, you better take care, if I find you've been creeping around my girls hair...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (TNy/K)

403 Humid summer comes
Wuhan flu diminishes.
Sadness of the clowns.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

404 I'm walking on Sundown
And don't if feel good!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (ZLI7S)

405 It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.

By slave labor?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (x/2Z8)

406 Sundown, you better take care If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
Sundown, you better take care If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (TQ/zJ)

407 398
Test

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM (+058L)


I tell you, I'm getting sick of those MMF tests.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (CPk08)

408 For all the people attacking the online dr's diagnosing Trump. I remember some on here declaring their online medical license in diagnosing Baron Trump as being autistic or having Asbergers.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (G2zl5)

409 According to an intern at the home, Sundown Joe doesn't like raisins in his morning farina.

Posted by: Fritz at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (2Mnv1)

410 Trump should catch Joe in his own language.
"So, Joe, you want to take my office, but do you really pan frisky on the watermelon dime?"
With a straight face. And wait for his response.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (QgtlX)

411 Test
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2020 12:52 PM

A minus, had to take off points for lack of content, sorry bud.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (TNy/K)

412 None of his penis sipping gallery finds that humorous.

Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (y7DUB)

Please tell me there's some kind of error in that first sentence

Posted by: ghost of kari at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (8IQhD)

413 403 Humid summer comes
Wuhan flu diminishes.
Sadness of the clowns.

The heat doesn't kill the Wuhan flu. We're all going to die, the lady on CNN told me.

Posted by: ALB at March 09, 2020 12:55 PM (YvbLL)

414 I saw the Electoral Asteroids open for the Georgia Satellites at The Palladium in '84.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2020 12:55 PM (XVuno)

415 Trump should catch Joe in his own language.
"So, Joe, you want to take my office, but do you really pan frisky on the watermelon dime?"
With a straight face. And wait for his response.
Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 12:54 PM (QgtlX)

A tongue twister battle at the debate! The country deserves this.

Posted by: ghost of kari at March 09, 2020 12:55 PM (8IQhD)

416 It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.



Pruno? Raisin Jack?

Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (X/Pw5)

417 405
It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.



By slave labor?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (x/2Z

It's salve labor.

Posted by: Governor Paulie Walnutz at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (ymnmz)

418 One finger for yes, two fingers for no, Joe.

Posted by: klaftern at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (RuIsu)

419 CAUSE WE'LL ALL BE DEAD!!!! TRUMPS KATRINA! CANNIBALISM AT THE AQUATURF !
Posted by: MS DNC at March 09, 2020 12:51 PM (ymnmz)


And they're looting the Food King!

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

420 "Patterico has gone full retard over the global warming flu,"



One thing I noticed on Twitter is how the difference between those freaking out and not is pretty proportional to how much of a soyboy you are are. Ben Shapiro, freaking out, Kurt Schlichter not freaking out.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (4thlk)

421 >>NicolleDWallace: "Let's just lean into that for a minute . . .this has the makings, structurally, of the same kind of moment"


Is that the same is as "milking the soft power dividend" of the moment?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

422 I wonder how much of Biden's rise is they know they know him "winning" the nom is just an automatic smoke-filled room pick to put whoever the Establishment wants at the convention and they have the perfect excuse.

I will say though this stuff just hasn't moved the needle like it should.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 12:57 PM (sjTfF)

423 MSNBC's @esglaude Jr. on the Coronavirus: "This may be Donald Trump's Katrina."

MSNBC billed this nitwit as a "Princeton professor," instantly piquing my curiosity at this curious usage. Professor ... of what? Is that not just a tad relevant?

Turns out he's a "professor" of Basketball African-American Studies, a field closely allied to virology and epidemiology. So of course I was hanging on his every word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

424 382 At this point Biden is just a trojan horse for his V.P. pick. Hillary?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2020 12:50 PM (G4cKV)

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

425 >> Trump should catch Joe in his own language.
"So, Joe, you want to take my office, but do you really pan frisky on the watermelon dime?"
With a straight face. And wait for his response.


You are killing me here!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

426 Well he's not wrong, you can't simply elect Trump. We can only re-elect him.

The left is starting to make noises about how its "only the conservatives" who are mentioning Biden's lunacy but even if that were the case (its not) what matters is whether its TRUE or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

427 Katrina is right out...they're now going with Chernobyl...

@brianklaas

The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl - a growing catastrophe in which the government response is deadly because Trump is more worried about protecting the myths that define his alternative reality than protecting vulnerable people who will die.

He linked to an article he wrote but F him....

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (cF8AT)

428
I dont the medias unwillingness to talk about what were going to do with Uncle Joe.


1. Bernie is going to push Joes buttons at the next debate with the intent of exposing Joes "problem" so that he can win the nomination. The DNC loses.

2. Even if Joe survives and runs against Trump, Trump is CERTAINLY going push Joes buttons. The DNC loses.

Either way.... the DNC/Media Industrial Complex is backing a losing proposition.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

429 It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gall
ons per week.



Toilet Hand Sanitizer is the Best Hand Sanitizer.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (z0XD8)

430 427 Katrina is right out...they're now going with Chernobyl...

@brianklaas

The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl - a growing catastrophe in which the government response is deadly because Trump is more worried about protecting the myths that define his alternative reality than protecting vulnerable people who will die.

He linked to an article he wrote but F him....
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (cF8AT)

==========

There's depression lust and then there's Chernobyl lust.

Never get Chernobyl lust.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 12:59 PM (q80AH)

431 Is that the same is as "milking the soft power dividend" of the moment?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

Go on.......


Posted by: Shemp at March 09, 2020 12:59 PM (ymnmz)

432 Look the umm ahh thing you know that is going around, Trump has no plan to ahh you know ahh anyway. Trump is bad and I am ahhh well. look it's like peddling a canoe in fall. You know what I mean.

Let's get to work and reelect Trump or vote for me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 12:59 PM (pw+jk)

433 WTO has been OK with OPEC for decades.†

OPEC, an organization specifically designed by Government owned and Controlled Companies to collude on the price of oil.†

F it. Create a North American Energy Pact. Mexico, US, Canada. Create its own internal market and use Tariffs to control prices.†

Posted by:†Romeo13†at March 09, 2020 12:26 PM (NgKpN)

This is entirely correct and the idea isn't a stupid one, but President Trump isn't upending the entire mechanism of international trade to get higher oil prices. I don't have to tell you the reason.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:59 PM (lm+QM)

434 428
I dont the medias unwillingness to talk about what were going to do with Uncle Joe.


1. Bernie is going to push Joes buttons at the next debate with the intent of exposing Joes "problem" so that he can win the nomination. The DNC loses.

2. Even if Joe survives and runs against Trump, Trump is CERTAINLY going push Joes buttons. The DNC loses.

Either way.... the DNC/Media Industrial Complex is backing a losing proposition.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

===========

"Can we please stop talking about Joe's damn dementia?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (q80AH)

435 http://bit.ly/2PZRiT7
*******
University of Tennessee scientists may have found coronavirus cure | FOX 46 Charlotte

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (BqBId)

436 The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl

No.. It's Trumps Krakatoa!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (6XlcD)

437 "Turns out he's a "professor" of Basketball African-American Studies, a field closely allied to virology and epidemiology. So of course I was hanging on his every word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (YqDXo)"

This is so insulting. Being a basketball historian would mean needing to know about actual facts - it's leagues above an AA Studies degree.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (oZ6kz)

438 417 405
It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.



By slave labor?

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:53 PM (x/2Z

It's salve labor.
Posted by: Governor Paulie Walnutz at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (ymnmz)

In unrelated news, 100s of Prison inmates were hospitalized today with alcohol poisoning.

Prison Officials would not comment as they said there was an ongoing investigation,

Now on to Wendy, the Weather Girl for your Death Storm update.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (NgKpN)

439 The DNC seems to avoid the advantages of the smoke filled rooms (quietly tabling inertial glacier bumblefucks like Biden) and the advantages of transparent democratic process.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (/+vmj)

440


Nicole Wallace needs to lean into The Paolo

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (CqE5x)

441 >>brianklaas

The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl - a growing catastrophe in which the government response is deadly because Trump is more worried about protecting the myths that define his alternative reality than protecting vulnerable people who will die.
- - - - -

Pretty sure this would be CHINA's Chernobyl, butthead

Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

442
Trump: Manamana, nah nah, nah-nah-nah. Manamana...

Biden: Mana...you know, the, the rest of it. C'mon man.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (u4/yY)

443 426 Well he's not wrong, you can't simply elect Trump. We can only re-elect him.

The left is starting to make noises about how its "only the conservatives" who are mentioning Biden's lunacy but even if that were the case (its not) what matters is whether its TRUE or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

Nah, worrying about whether it's true or not is a right wing thing. They're trying to make mentioning the issue an automatic self outgrouping(which liberals are terrified of).

Posted by: Someguy at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (7DB+p)

444 The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl - a growing catastrophe in which the government response is deadly because Trump is more worried about protecting the myths that define his alternative reality than protecting vulnerable people who will die.

He linked to an article he wrote but F him....
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (cF8AT)

Trump controls Wuhan province? Or is that the real reason they went with Covid-19?

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (ONvIw)

445 I dont the medias unwillingness to talk about what were going to do with Uncle Joe.
........

First, take away his car keys. For the citizenry.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

446 One thing I noticed on Twitter is how the difference between those freaking out and not is pretty proportional to how much of a soyboy you are are. Ben Shapiro, freaking out, Kurt Schlichter not freaking out.†

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (4thlk)

Two things will always be in practice:
1) The socio-sexual hierarchy
2) Ben Shapiro being secretly or openly in league qith our enemies.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (lm+QM)

447 So musical:

Sundown, you better take care
Or Joe Biden will be ceepin'
Sniffin' on your hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (hLRSq)

448 Remember when Trump's misspelled Tweets were a Threat to World Democracy? But Biden forgetting what year it is - - no biggie.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (BJKQV)

449 "Turns out he's a "professor" of Basketball African-American Studies, a field closely allied to virology and epidemiology. So of course I was hanging on his every word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (YqDXo)"


I saw this in "Airplane!"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (CqE5x)

450 O/T I just lost my husband's aide of 3 years over the stupid Wuhan flu, thanks a lot, media.

He takes my EOAD husband (not high risk) out 3 mornings a week but now he doesn't want to go out in public in PA unless it's an emergency. Do freakin' believe this crap?

He's a progressive asshole but I put up with him because he was good with my husband. Is it wrong to hope he and his family come down with the virus?

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (t1tHS)

451 I expect Jonah Whaleberg to call the President Sundown Trump any minute now in a tweet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (XF4b8)

452 I dont the medias unwillingness to talk about what were going to do with Uncle Joe.


1. Bernie is going to push Joes buttons at the next debate with the intent of exposing Joes "problem" so that he can win the nomination. The DNC loses.

2. Even if Joe survives and runs against Trump, Trump is CERTAINLY going push Joes buttons. The DNC loses.

Either way.... the DNC/Media Industrial Complex is backing a losing proposition.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

===========

"Can we please stop talking about Joe's damn dementia?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:00 PM (q80AH)

----

You remember Uncle Joe??? He was the one afraid to cut the cake.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

453 MSNBC's @esglaude Jr. on the Coronavirus: "This may be Donald Trump's Katrina."

MSNBC billed this nitwit as a "Princeton professor," instantly piquing my curiosity at this curious usage. Professor ... of what? Is that not just a tad relevant?

Turns out he's a "professor" of Basketball African-American Studies, a field closely allied to virology and epidemiology. So of course I was hanging on his every word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM


They are doing everything they can to make it somehow his Katrina which was also a bunch of BS too, It was the fastest federal response ever. My Doctor was telling me this morning how messed up the media and other supposed "doctors" are.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (TNy/K)

454 >>> The coronavirus is Trump's Chernobyl

Was Trump's Ragnarok taken?

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (hvf9s)

455 Waterloo + Katrina + Watergate + Chernobyl * great depression = Coronavirus

Posted by: ALB at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (YvbLL)

456 What, no love?

Posted by: Trump's Benghazi at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

457 It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.

===With under 5% sperm and spit, less than 15% urine and up to but no more than 5% fecal matter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (pw+jk)

458 It's being produced by prison inmates. NY's is 75%. Cuomo says we're making 100,000 gallons per week.

It's party time on cell block D! I'm sure all the alcohol is making into "hand sanitizer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (YqDXo)

459 Man, if you have to go to SXSW to pull some tail you might as well give up and become a hermit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

460 If I was deeply cynical, I would say that the DNC plan is for JB to make it through a few more primaries, name Bootygig as his running mate, and then, with heavy heart and great disappointment, withdraw in June because of health concerns, leaving Mayor Pete as the Democrat nominee.

But of course no one would do that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (CPk08)

461 Burnie has apparently decided that his problem is that he isn't far enough left. Or far enough crazy.

https://bit.ly/332xfZLv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

462 Sundown, you better take care
Or Joe Biden will be ceepin'
Sniffin' on your hair.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (hLRSq)

------

Im sooooo stealing that.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

463 I'm not bold enough yet to buy into energy stocks, but some of these things look insanely cheap right now.

AMLP is a pipeline ETF, it pays around a 12% dividend, it's about 50% cheaper than it was 6 months ago.

We're still going to need to transport oil and gas across the country

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (sjTfF)

464 456 What, no love?
Posted by: Trump's Benghazi at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (ymnmz)

===========

*kicks sand sadly*
-Trump's Tea Pot Dome

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (q80AH)

465 Trump controls Wuhan province? Or is that the real reason they went with Covid-19?

Posted by: CN


It's his pangolin habit. If not for that, we'd have no Covid-a9.

Posted by: pep at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (T6t7i)

466 Clearly, this is Trump's Nibelungenlied.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)

467 protecting the myths that define his alternative reality than protecting vulnerable people who will die.

--

Gay people say hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (PRN3w)

468 The left is starting to make noises about how its "only the conservatives" who are mentioning Biden's lunacy but even if that were the case (its not) what matters is whether its TRUE or not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

That level of partisan doesn't hide the truth, it pushes you unerringly in the wrong direction. When Krugman says sell, buy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (/+vmj)

469 One thing I noticed on Twitter is how the difference between those freaking out and not is pretty proportional to how much of a soyboy you are are. Ben Shapiro, freaking out, Kurt Schlichter not freaking out.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (4thlk)

That guy from Pepperdine law school seems very un-soy but is, IMHO, freaking out too much.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (YxML+)

470 In other news....

@cvpayne 4 minutes ago

Different Breaking News

Led Zeppelin Beats 'Stairway' Copyright Case At 9th Circuit

The full Ninth Circuit sided with Led Zeppelin on Monday and rejected a high-profile copyright lawsuit accusing the band of stealing the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" from a little-known song.

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (cF8AT)

471 How is everyone? Are we walking on sunshine?

Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (FTlwv)

472 >>Turns out he's a "professor" of Basketball African-American Studies, a
field closely allied to virology and epidemiology. So of course I was
hanging on his every word.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 12:58 PM

Probably gently corrects even family members. "It's 'doctor.' No, it's not a big deal, but it *is* 'doctor' to you."

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (QgtlX)

473 This is Trump's Kobayashi Maru.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (/+vmj)

474 This is Trump's Stalingrad*

*references Nazis and Russians; Trump is both

Posted by: MJ at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (gAMkn)

475
I wonder how much of Biden's rise is they know they know him "winning"
the nom is just an automatic smoke-filled room pick to put whoever the
Establishment wants at the convention and they have the perfect excuse.



I will say though this stuff just hasn't moved the needle like it should.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2020 12:57 PM (sjTfF)

C'mon Joe. Give it a go?
Voulez-vous campaign avec moi, ce soir??

Posted by: Lady Kloblucher-Marmalade at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (q1Pj5)

476 1. Bernie is going to push Joes buttons at the next debate with the intent of exposing Joes "problem" so that he can win the nomination. The DNC loses.
----------
Mr. "I'm tired of hearing about your damn e-mails" is going to do this?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (/ZYFC)

477 Of course French is all HOW DARE YOU about this.

There is a difference in kind between Trump should be removed under the 25th Amendment because reasons and hey, everyone, we need to have a family meeting about taking away Dad's keys and getting him into a memory care facility.

Also, I got some work news today that is good but in the crap I need to start looking for work kind of way.

Sigh.

(Boss is retiring and I'm nothing but happy for him. It's just going to be yuge bigly stressful to get everything wound up and another job)

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (mf5HN)

478 Someone should change his sign to:


"Text SloJoe to 30330"

He would never notice.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (YxML+)

479 YYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

Posted by: Trump's Faked Moon landing at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (ymnmz)

480 You remember Uncle Joe??? He was the one afraid to cut the cake.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:02 PM (8XRCm)


He should choose Eric Swallowell as his running mate to take care of that problem. He can branch out from cheese.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

481 Who needs Purell when there is Rise?
Classic SNL skit with Steve Martin.

https://youtu.be/VtVCZG0n7zA

Posted by: Rex B at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (QUFSV)

482 In a few months we will be looking out at the smoking ruins caused by panic, riots, looting, burning and desperate struggle between the survivors.


Dem convention will be even more fun than usual.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (MxEKc)

483 473 This is Trump's Kobayashi Maru.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (/+vmj)

===========

So, he's hacked the system and is going to win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (q80AH)

484 Sundown, you better take care
Or Joe Biden will be ceepin'
Sniffin' on your hair.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 09, 2020 01:01 PM (hLRSq)

------
I'm sooooo stealing that.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM

Mine was a slight variation IU had posted earlier. Sundown, you better tak care if I find you been creeping round my girls hair..

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (TNy/K)

485 The full Ninth Circuit sided with Led Zeppelin on
Monday and rejected a high-profile copyright lawsuit accusing the band
of stealing the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" from a little-known song.

Posted by: Tami


Damn.

Posted by: Music store employees at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (T6t7i)

486 Trump controls Wuhan province? Or is that the real reason they went with Covid-19?

From what I understand, the official rules from the CDC is that you cannot name new illnesses after people or locations. So while it should be the Wuhan Flu (and I use that, as are more and more people), the official name here is Covid-19.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

487
The full Ninth Circuit sided with Led Zeppelin on Monday and rejected a high-profile copyright lawsuit accusing the band of stealing the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" from a little-known song.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (cF8AT)

-----

Now.... watch Zeppelin sue Greta Van Fleet for the same damn thing....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

488 Nood.

Posted by: Iris at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (vWg7F)

489 Can you make DIY hand sanitizer at home? I'm surprised my Mormon Mommy bloggers are not all over this yet.

But as someone posted here, the easiest is doing handmade wipes with paper towels, alcohol, and plastic baggies. And just wash your blasted hands with soap like a normal person.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (hvf9s)

490 Update:

According to our betters on Twitter -

Calling it "Wuhan Virus" is racist.
Pointing out Biden's decline is both ageist and abelist.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (BJKQV)

491 But of course no one would do that.†

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (CPk0

They absolutely can't. Two white men on the ticket would practically be telegraphing their intentions, result in Berniebro riots, and wreck turnout among the blacks that allegedly carried Joe to the nomination. No fucking way.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (lm+QM)

492 The media has already admitted what they want to do.The usual pandemic hair on fire coverage turned up to eleventy because they can "get "Trump with it

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (KNsKs)

493 >>459
Man, if you have to go to SXSW to pull some tail you might as well give up and become a hermit. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 09, 2020 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

Saw the Elliott Rodger youtewb video the other day (someone brought up incels as a category of homegrown-violent extremists).
Wow.

Posted by: Zod at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (QgtlX)

494
Trumps Krystallnacht.


There.... I said it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

495 I'm the only person on this state to meet with three pedophiles, no pediatricians, about the back lot where viruses cause pan-picnics and you can find oranges on the record player.

My time is up.

Posted by: Ain't No Sundowner When He's Wrong at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (puu6v)

496
483 473 This is Trump's Kobayashi Maru.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (/+vmj)

===========

So, he's hacked the system and is going to win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (q80AH)

Going by the track record of the Trump curse, yes.

Posted by: Someguy at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (7DB+p)

497 @cvpayne 4 minutes ago

Different Breaking News

Led Zeppelin Beats 'Stairway' Copyright Case At 9th Circuit

The full Ninth Circuit sided with Led Zeppelin on Monday and rejected a high-profile copyright lawsuit accusing the band of stealing the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" from a little-known song.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 01:04 PM (cF8AT)


Led Zepplin stole a LOT of shit in their heyday.

Posted by: Sponge at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

498 This is Trump's that giant asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs moment



he knew it was coming and nothing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (iTXRQ)

499 This is Trump's Macho Grande

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

500 Looks like I will be taking a leave of absence for this Presidential campaign.

Posted by: What about your gaaaaaffes at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (ACSp9)

501 474 This is Trump's Stalingrad*

*references Nazis and Russians; Trump is both
Posted by: MJ at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (gAMkn)


This is Trump's Hindenburg.

Focus on the Nazis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

502 Sorry - I don't see any real dementia here. Biden was always a doofus, and I don't see that he's really any worse than he always was.
Posted by: One-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store

I had a front row seat watching the paterfamilias's slow descent into Alzheimer's hell. Demented Joe is manifesting classic symptoms. I would wager that other hordians who have witnessed loved ones battle with dementia would agree. One of the key tactics in managing dementia is trying to maintain a routine and remove stress wherever possible. Joe won't last 2 weeks as POTUS.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:08 PM (Wyxi/)

503 Bernie is going to push Joes buttons at the next debate with the intent of exposing Joes "problem" so that he can win the nomination. The DNC loses.

-
Hit him in his soft spot. "If a train leaves Pittsburgh going 45 miles per hour . . ."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2020 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)

504 This is Trump's that-time-my-brother- got-caught- smoking-and-tried -to-run-but-tripped-and- the-vice-principal- had-him-in- detention-for-a- week.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:08 PM (CPk08)

505 This is Trump's Chicxulub.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

506 499 This is Trump's Macho Grande
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)

=========

Over Macho Grande?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 09, 2020 01:09 PM (q80AH)

507 All these Democrats calling Joe Biden's senior moments a "stutter" are amazing to me. How far into fantasy land do you have to be to call this crap a "stutter"?

Do any of the Imagination Station crew have multiple examples from 10 years ago of this "stutter" causing Old Joe to forget the names of family members and people he's worked with for decades?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2020 01:09 PM (9t0Zz)

508 One thing I noticed on Twitter is how the difference between those freaking out and not is pretty proportional to how much of a soyboy you are are. Ben Shapiro, freaking out, Kurt Schlichter not freaking out.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2020 12:56 PM (4thlk)

Shapiro and Will Chamberlin have gone batshit crazy over this...

@benshapiro

If Trump supposedly handed off coronavirus handling to Pence, then STOP TWEETING. This is a time when chaotic leadership is a serious problem, both for the country and for Trump's re-election prospects.

(How Trump's tweeting hampers Pence I have yet to figure out.)

@willchamberlain

The people downplaying the risk of coronavirus by comparing current death numbers to the flu remind me of the people who downplay terrorism risk by comparing it to car accidents

Category error

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 01:09 PM (cF8AT)

509 482 In a few months we will be looking out at the smoking ruins caused by panic, riots, looting, burning and desperate struggle between the survivors.


Dem convention will be even more fun than usual.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 01:05 PM (MxEKc)

Hmmmm. /puts on his tinfoil hat

Is that part of the plan? Make people scared enough to cancel the Dem Convention?

And just Deem someone the candidate?

/church lady voice

Someone like, oh, I don't know, SATAN? I mean Hillary?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

510 >Can you make DIY hand sanitizer at home? I'm surprised my Mormon Mommy bloggers are not all over this yet.


I was thinking about this today- on amazon you can buy bottles of pharmacy-grade glycerin. add some isopropyl alcohol and a little fragrance and I think that might do it
unless I'm completely wrong, which has happened before

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 01:10 PM (iTXRQ)

511 The Democrat "let's kill all the babies" Party should not be in charge of anything.

Trump/Pence 4ever

Posted by: Myshiba at March 09, 2020 01:11 PM (plDHc)

512 https://youtu.be/vobAKWK-hWc

Hurry on Sundown...

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2020 01:11 PM (Nm/V2)

513 Can you make DIY hand sanitizer at home? I'm surprised my Mormon Mommy bloggers are not all over this yet.


I was thinking about this today- on amazon you can buy bottles of pharmacy-grade glycerin. add some isopropyl alcohol and a little fragrance and I think that might do it
unless I'm completely wrong, which has happened before
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 01:10 PM

Aloe and some isopropyl alcohol apparently is the recipe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2020 01:11 PM (TNy/K)

514
They absolutely can't. Two white men on the
ticket would practically be telegraphing their intentions, result in
Berniebro riots, and wreck turnout among the blacks that allegedly
carried Joe to the nomination. No fucking way.Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (lm+QM)



It's all about winning at the national level. You think they care about the Bernie Bros and minorities? Nope.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:12 PM (CPk08)

515 Van Fleet stole her name from a product.

Posted by: klaftern at March 09, 2020 01:12 PM (RuIsu)

516
This is Trump's Hindenburg.

Focus on the Nazis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2020 01:07 PM (YqDXo)


Speaking of nazis, I watched the Hunter series on Prime over the weekend. An SJW-palooza.

The takeaway from the movie? White people are nazis and must be killed.

Posted by: Sooner at March 09, 2020 01:13 PM (Fs5vw)

517 489 Can you make DIY hand sanitizer at home? I'm surprised my Mormon Mommy bloggers are not all over this yet.

But as someone posted here, the easiest is doing handmade wipes with paper towels, alcohol, and plastic baggies. And just wash your blasted hands with soap like a normal person.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2020 01:06 PM (hvf9s)

There was a pharmacist on twitter saying it is hard to make homemade sanitizer and get the consistency right. She had a long tweet thread about and ended each entry with "JUST USE SOAP."

Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2020 01:13 PM (cF8AT)

518 "Van Fleet stole her name from a product."

Was it a fleet of vans?

Posted by: Chris M at March 09, 2020 01:13 PM (eAZVt)

519 I don't think Trump will ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2020 01:13 PM (TQ/zJ)

520 508: Dedicated to Ben Shapiro and Will Chamberlin.

https://youtu.be/7nqcgUDoV_M

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2020 01:15 PM (Nm/V2)

521 This is entirely correct and the idea isn't a stupid one, but President Trump isn't upending the entire mechanism of international trade to get higher oil prices. I don't have to tell you the reason.
Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2020 12:59 PM (lm+QM)

Thing is, these low crude prices have yet to make their way to the corner gas station. Lock it in at $40 per barrel now, via tariffs, and the modest prices we are seeing now should remain.

Do nothing, and we may see gasoline go under a dollar a gallon, briefly, but when North American producers go broke, then OPEC starts raising prices again, and we have a Carter-era gas shortage again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 01:15 PM (miJU3)

522 So, the Dow Jones "cratered" because Joe couldn't remember Barry's name?

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2020 01:15 PM (Pqytn)

523
The takeaway from the movie? White people are nazis and must be killed.
Posted by: Sooner at March 09, 2020 01:13 PM (Fs5vw)

Oh, and Jews are probably nazis too.

Posted by: Sooner at March 09, 2020 01:15 PM (Fs5vw)

524 This is Trump's Lesser Dryas.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:15 PM (CPk08)

525 Jessica Tarlov on FNC loves him.

She's 5'11", you know. She has that awful voice because her vocal chords are up in that thin air.

She says he is calming, reasonable, and in the middle.

In the middle of a meltdown, I say.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 09, 2020 01:16 PM (+fPHo)

526 This is Trump's Archaen Impact Era

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:16 PM (CPk08)

527 This is Trump's Late Permian Extinction Event

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:17 PM (CPk08)

528 I was talking to a professional pressure washer guy and he was complaining that he couldn't find a bottle of bleach anywhere.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2020 01:17 PM (Pqytn)

529 Bad Lipreading dude is like I can't even parody Joe Biden.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2020 01:17 PM (lJtAs)

530 "Hit him in his soft spot. "If a train leaves Pittsburgh going 45 miles per hour . . ."

Will it ever reach Wilmington?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 09, 2020 01:18 PM (JXKKq)

531 Of course the MSM is going to cover up for Joe. It's Bloomberg math! Science! Typing of Bloomberg, where the deed to my free house?

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2020 01:19 PM (Pqytn)

532 Hit him in his soft spot. "If a train leaves Pittsburgh going 45 miles per hour . . ."

Can they give every American a million miles of railroad trips?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 09, 2020 01:20 PM (JXKKq)

533
This is Trump's GRB150101B event.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:21 PM (CPk08)

534 In his heart of hearts I think Bernie is actually terrified of becoming President. He doesn't have a lick of leadership experience or a leadership bone in his body and he knows it. No one with an ounce of genuine expectation of becoming President would have put up with the DNC shenanigans in 2016 without calling them on it.

He's just expecting to advance the Overton Window to socialism until he gets the nod to take a dive, and take his grift.

If Biden were to completely stroke out tomorrow I think Bernie would still find a way to get put out of the way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 09, 2020 01:21 PM (SqopC)

535 When will we see Biden doing a cold crash on SNL?

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2020 01:22 PM (Pqytn)

536 534
In his heart of hearts I think Bernie is actually terrified of becoming
President. He doesn't have a lick of leadership experience or a
leadership bone in his body and he knows it. No one with an ounce of
genuine expectation of becoming President would have put up with the DNC
shenanigans in 2016 without calling them on it.



He's just expecting to advance the Overton Window to socialism until he gets the nod to take a dive, and take his grift.



If Biden were to completely stroke out tomorrow I think Bernie would still find a way to get put out of the way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 09, 2020 01:21 PM (SqopC)

I think you are right.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2020 01:23 PM (CPk08)

537 Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.

I'm working in these moments to get in front of the youth. I hear they like these things called meems. It's free publicity. I'm the new king of Twitter. I'm top 40.

Posted by: Bidens internal monologue at March 09, 2020 01:24 PM (lJtAs)

538 "It's free publicity. I'm the new king of Twitter. I'm top 40."

That's right, I'm the A team. Bernie is the B-side. Maybe I should start calling him "B-side Bernie."
Might catch on with the kids!

Posted by: More Biden's internal monologue at March 09, 2020 01:27 PM (SqopC)

539 The Dems are cheering for Coronavirus, Joe's "forgetful" and economic disaster, Bernie's on his knees, a Commie who thinks running against Trump is "worth a Mass". Warren's kaput, and Pete has petered out. Quite a primary season, so far.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2020 01:29 PM (Pqytn)

540 As I have said, and will keep saying - this is only goign to get much worse.

Running for president = not enough sleep, bad food, changing locations, not enough exercise. All of this will accelerate his deterioration. It sure as hell won't help it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 09, 2020 02:32 PM (+DS2f)

541 Loose in the Caboose again the nut train still has l not left the station

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 09, 2020 05:26 PM (wGqjj)

542 Perhaps a "push-up" format would be acceptable to Sanders. We know Joe is up for it.
(BTW, Joe speaks of "mental accruity" meaning, I suppose, gathering his thoughts...)

Posted by: jbspry at March 09, 2020 07:04 PM (TxuNs)

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